Sweating And Sh*tting

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Hey Val.
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Hey Jack, what are we doing?
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We're on the same time zone.
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We're on the same motherfucking time zone.
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Somebody asked me.
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Somebody asked me here what longitude and latitude Poland was on.
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And I was like, what the fuck are you asking me?
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I think it was my brother-in-law.
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Shut up.
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Shut up, yeah.
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But I was like, what?
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I don't know.
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No, nobody knows that.
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But I do know we're in the same same time zone.
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We're in the same time zone.
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We are.
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Yeah.
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Apologies.
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I feel like I still sound I my cold was much better.
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And then the kids convinced me to go down the slide at the pool and it did breathe.
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It did something to my the old ears.
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It didn't flush out.
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It didn't flush out.
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Oh my gosh.
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Mallory looks like a beautiful cold-ridden, plague-ridden Miss Cleo.
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I look like Great Gardens.
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I look like I am I do.
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I got home from the pool because I don't usually get my hair wet.
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And so I was like, oh, I gotta get all this chlorine out.
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And I did a I did a hair mask because I thought we were just doing an intro and an after.
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I didn't know we were gonna actually chat.
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So this is great.
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You know, turn those cameras on.
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We're beautiful.
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You are so beautiful.
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Beautiful.
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We're beautiful.
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Speaking of gray gardens, that is my husband and my dog right now.
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Because my daughter and I have been in America for about a week.
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And he is home with my dog, both of them just flitting about our apartment, talking to each other.
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Oh yeah.
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He has sent no fewer than like 30 memes to our group chat.
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I'm like, Poor Michael.
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So he's so bored.
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He's so lonely.
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He's like, come here, Harley.
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Look at this meme I just sent your mom.
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He just sent me five pictures of Harley in the burger place getting burgers.
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Like Harley's sitting here nice.
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Harley waiting for his burger.
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Harley having a bite.
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Harley Harley had his own burger.
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Is that fries?
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He said he barely made weight on the way there.
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He did Harley make weight, but now he's there.
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So now we got to.
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Yeah, but he's got to come back.
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It's true.
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It's true.
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Knock on wood.
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Yeah.
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He said he made Harley, took all the pieces of his meal, and made Harley his own mini slider burger with a side of fries.
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I said, You've been on your own for too long already.
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Yeah, he's gonna be just losing.
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Although he did say he was like, you know what?
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Tomorrow I think I'm gonna clean out Eva's room and put some stuff in storage.
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I was like, that sounds he's so bored he's gonna do work around the house.
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He's gonna do deep organization.
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That's how boring he is.
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And I said scary.
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I said I support you.
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I don't know.
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I said, Jesus, take the wheel.
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Yeah, I guess.
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Yeah.
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I said, don't throw anything out, but just put it in the storage.
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Yeah.
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See if she brings it up.
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We're gonna do a three-month trial.
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If she doesn't bring it up, it's out of there.
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That's what I did.
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All the all the boxes of toys that were on our pod when we moved, they were on the pod for a month and a half.
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I said, fuck it, they're gone.
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Yep.
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They don't know anything about them.
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Nobody's asked a word about them.
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Nope.
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Nope.
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They're going to purgatory and then they're gonna be gone because we can't, we can't.
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We're we're out of square footage.
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We live in an apartment.
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Like, it's gotta go.
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I'm wearing my Americana crown, and then my job at CBS, which CBS, that place is fucking expensive.
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CBS that almost sent me into cardiac arrest.
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Oh, yeah.
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CBS a bitch.
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$300.
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$300 on this.
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How did you spend$300 at CVS?
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I bought more meth.
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I bought some meth.
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I bought some other pills.
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I don't know, some beauty products, this headband,$300 fucking dollars.
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American dollars.
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I was like, are those body?
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Yeah.
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This is gonna be hard when you come back.
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When you come back over yonder.
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Yeah, I was like, get me out of here.
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My mom now lives across the street from a Trader Joe's.
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So I'm I mean, I'm just just living my best life.
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Trader Joe's snacks.
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I'm really amazing.
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Absolutely thriving.
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What kind of snacks you got?
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I put one in my mouth.
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I pulled a U.
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These are my fat snacks from Trader Joe's.
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They're called snacky clusters.
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Have you ever gotten these?
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No, but you are I I swear to God, you you test this GLP one.
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You really do.
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You put it through the ringer.
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I push it to the break.
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Your shot is like, please just give me a week off.
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Let me work.
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But listen how good these sound.
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Help you.
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Listen how good these sound.
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It's pot sea salt potato chips, corn chips, and mini pretzel nuggets all bundled up covered in chocolate.
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Wow.
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That is not your like period PMS dream.
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Sweet, salty, savory.
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I mean, let's see how good these GLP ones work.
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You might be Tracy Morganing these GLP ones.
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I don't know where I am.
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I don't know who I am.
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Hard milk mellow in my mouth.
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You gotta take that dos on up, sister.
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I have since our feet have touched the ground.
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I think I've eaten about half a cow of beef in this last week.
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So you've just been sweating and shitting.
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Sweating and shitting.
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Sweating and shitting.
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First I I was sweating and shitting before I got on our flight because we had a five hour layover in Switzerland, and my daughter and I were like, we're going for it.
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Took the train, went into Zurich, and just had a full fondue lunch.
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And it was I just what I can't, I don't I don't.
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I really I didn't think you're over 40.
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You can't just go ape shit on cheese anymore.
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You know?
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You're not a youth.
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You're not a youth anymore.
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I'm not.
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I'm not.
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My my bowels, my digestive system is not of the youths.
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I mean, remember that time we just went out and had like two glasses of wine and a plate of cheese, and I threw up all night.
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You know?
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You did the wrong.
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Cheese is not for four-year-olds.
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It's you know, there's an age limit to cheese.
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It's I paid dearly in the airport for that.
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As did everybody else in that airport.
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You know?
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You really you are America first, is what you are.
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You're like, I'm gonna get mine and I'm gonna blow this fucking bathroom to the sky.
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We're eight hours together, folks.
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Fuck my community.
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It's me.
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It's me.
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It's all about me.
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Yeah.
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I got a fondue shot.
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Yeah, and I'm good.
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Exactly.
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A fun.
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Oh, I thought you meant like a you replaced your Wigovie with a fondue shot.
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I mean I practically did.
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I pretty much did.
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I did.
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Injecting fondue right into your gut.
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Yeah, your gullet.
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I did not travel with my GLP ones because I was like, fuck it.
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So I am on the I'm on the uh fondue shot.
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I'm on the cheeseburger shop.
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I'm on stage.
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I'll bring you, I'll bring you an extra pen when I see you next weekend.
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Get your ass on track.
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Stab me when we get to New York.
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Yeah.
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I'm just gonna be like, you know, those in the movies where they just get you in the neck and then I like hold your body as you pass out.
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Just whisper in my ear.
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Yeah.
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This is for your fat bitch.
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Dumb fat bitch.
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Oh my god.
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Amazing.
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I love it.
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I love it.
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I love it.
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It's so good.
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How was your fourth?
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Fourth was good.
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It was hot as shit.
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We were in the depths of the heat wave.
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It was 113, was the heat index.
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Jesus Christ.
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So we walked in the neighborhood parade that luckily was like less than a quarter of a mile and ended at the pool, and I was just like sweeping kids out of the way, sprinted to the pool, ripped all my shoes off, and just jumped in.
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The pool water was 89 degrees.
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So you're just saying you're just in like the the Hungarian bath bathhouse.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I mean, it really wasn't any better to be in the water.
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And the pool was crowded.
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We stayed for a couple hours and then went home and just tried to get the kids to rest because they we really wanted to do fireworks.
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So, you know, on the fourth and on New Year's is when my my uh you know white trash text that really comes out and I do ape shit on the fireworks.
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Yeah.
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We went to a fireworks stand, I blacked out, I just started pointing$136 later.
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My husband's like, what did you just do?
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I'm like, trust me, it's gonna be good.
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Yeah, don't worry about it.
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Like, you mind your own business.
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Just get yourself a get yourself a folding chair.
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Exactly.
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Just watch, enjoy the show.
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Yeah.
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So we set off some fireworks.
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The neighbors down the street did a huge display, like into the air, like totally illegal, I'm sure.
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Beautiful.
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Even better.
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It was awesome.
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Kids loved it.
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They played with sparklers, you know.
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Eliza's like, Mama, you are a fireworks expert.
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I'm like, damn right.
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That's what we do.
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That's right.
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My brother in high school and college, he would work at a fireworks stand for like a week before each of the major holidays, and they would pay him in fireworks.
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And then we would just go nuts.
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The hut.
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That's just other things.
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Oh yeah.
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You're gonna pay me in power, pay me in explosives.
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Yeah, well, it was more of a you know, Hispanic accent than that.
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Oh, okay.
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But yeah, I understood.
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Yeah.
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They're like, You want these fireworks?
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SA.
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He's like, Yes, I do.
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Yeah.
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I love it.
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Yeah, it was it was great.
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How was your fourth in America?
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It was good, man.
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We were still dazed and confused, but we just dove right in, dirty jurors, went to a parade, we bought fire trucks.
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My daughter got to collect candy, talk to American kids.
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They had like it was uh so fucking hot because of course we're in the same longitude, latitude.
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And and they Oh look at you who knows longitude and latitude now.
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That would just assume you're somebody asked you about it one time and you're like let me tell you my coordinates.
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Let me tell you my coordinates.
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They sprayed like the kids, like the ground with like the fire hoses, like they set it up on the ladder so it just rained like it rained, yeah, and that was the most refreshing.
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I mean, I was just full in fully care.
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Totally, yeah.
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Yeah, that's rain on me.
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Yeah, it was fun.
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It was a lot of fun.
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I ate a lot of beef, I ate a lot of bagels.
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Oh god, a good New Jersey bagel.
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Just put it in my vein.
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I mean, it's just a food tour.
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I again I'm pushing the GLP ones to the absolute max.
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Right.
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And I've never got they've given up, you know.
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They've uh DLP ones have left the chat.
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You're on your own, bitch.
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Yeah, they're like, I I did what I could.
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I did what I could.
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Guys, we are in it.
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We are in ju Jupiter is in is in Uranus.
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Retrograde.
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We're in we're retrograding and it blasted off into Uranus.
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We had a strawberry moon blast off into Uranus.
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They they turned off the CERN, the the thing that spins the atoms, it's off for four years.
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So same time we went into Mercury retrograde.
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So I mean Jackie tells me we can't get political on this podcast, but how do we I'm trying to steer us away.
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Trying to.
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And you're steering us back.
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You're probably gonna cut all this, but probably gonna cut a lot.
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I'm sorry.
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This is outrageous.
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This is outrageous.
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Here's the thing I'm excited about.
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So they turned off the CERN, which I'm gonna look up exactly what the CERN is.
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Hold on, hold on.
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CERN, CERN, high CERN Hydron Collider.
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Oh gosh.
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Okay.
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It's the world's largest and highest energy particle about this particle accelerator.
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It was built by the Europeans, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
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They're turning it off.
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CERN shuts down.
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Okay, hold on.
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Please hold.
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Please hold.
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World's largest and most powerful Atom Smasher has entered a planned four-year shutdown that will upgrade it to its most capable form.
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Last time they turned this off, I want to say was 2019.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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We all know what happened after that.
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And so this thing is off for four years.
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So I am hopeful that this is gonna shift us back to the timeline where there's a fruit cornucopia on the fruit of the loom logo.
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Where it's Baron Steen Bears and not Baron Stein Bears.
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Where how many how many psychics are you following?
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Where Shazam is a movie again with the guy who's a genie.
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Shaq.
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No, not Shaq.
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Oh no, what is this?
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2019 action comedy.
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Exactly.
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Exactly.
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Thank you.
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Shaquille O'Neal.
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Oh, it was Kazam.
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Kazam.
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The rapping jean, it was Kazam.
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Okay.
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It wasn't like it didn't exist.
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It was just called Kazam, not Shazam.
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Ah, well that's not really one of those things to me.
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What are those things called?
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It's called the Mandela effect.
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The Mandela effect.
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Okay, but the Fruit of the Loom one is legit, and the Barenstein Bears one really bothers me.
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Because it's stain, that's how it's spelled.
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Baronstein.
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But that's not how it's spelled.
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It's always Baronstein.
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Oh yeah.
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You say it Barrenstein, but it is Barrenstein.
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What the hell?
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No, it's not Barrenstein.
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It's gonna go back to the spelled Barenstein.
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Right, in in the crummy timeline.
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We're gonna go back to the real timeline where it's Baronstein.
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That is my hope.
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And then fruit of the loom.
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Do you remember the Goring?
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It's not going back to a thing.
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It's going to a thing that never existed, but we all in our minds thought existed.
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No, because it did exist.
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Don't let them trick you, Mallory.
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It did exist, and then they changed it to mess with our minds so that they can tell us that things aren't true that have happened.
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Fruit of the loom.
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Fruit of the loom logo.
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Do you remember a cornucopia?
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Of course, yes.
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No.
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They say it never existed.
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They say there was never a fruit of the loom cornucopia.
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Monopoly man wearing a monocle or not?
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Yes.
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No.
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Mm-hmm.
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Mm-hmm.
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Here, this one's for Brandon.
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Brandon, what's the famous Mandela effect.
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What's the famous Darth Vader line?
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Nope.
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It's just no, I am your father.
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Yep.
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See?
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That's not right.
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Nelson Mandela?
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Yes.
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Because they said like Nelson Mandela died, but then he like didn't die for like 30 more years.
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Yeah.
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So it's like how there's do you think there's a cornucopia in the fruit of the loom logo?
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There ever was.
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Oh my God.
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I don't know.
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It's just I don't I I don't know.
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Because you'd have to define cornucopia.
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I mean, that's a whole that's a lo that's a very loaded.
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Define cornucopia.
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I did not think the cornucopia.
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The lawyer has entered the chat.
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We have to define cornucopia.
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Cornucopia is the a a cornucopia is the container.
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The container?
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But can you I'm used to the Thanksgiving cornucopia, which is mostly like squash and oh my god.
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It's just all get the lawyer out of here.
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So that's what I'm telling you.
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A decorative horn-shaped container overflowing with produce, flowers, or nuts.
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Oh, okay.
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Oh, I guess produce.
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Okay, you can put produce and it would work, but I don't think there's a corner cookie on it.
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All right.
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Well, is there?
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Yeah.
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No, there's not, but lots of people thought.
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Let me see if Brandon remembers this.
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Brandon, do you remember there being a Sinbad genie movie that existed?
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Do you remember Sinbad, the com Genie movie?
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What did what do you think that movie was called?
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What do you remember that movie being called?
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Oh, I d I don't remember the name.
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Shaq had Shaza, right?
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Or something.
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Kazah.
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So Shaq had Kazam, but the rest of us remember a Sinbad Genie movie called like Shazam or something like that.
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But they are saying there was never.
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If you look up Sinbad, he is never in a genie movie.
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And that is untrue.
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I remember a Sinbad genie movie.
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Well, he used to wear those hammer pants.
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I think he used to wear genie pandemic when he did a standout.
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Our family was a big Sinbad standout.
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And then he fake died for a while, right?
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I think he did fake die.
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Remember like it was reported that he died?
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But he really didn't?
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Interesting.
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Wow.
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No, I did not know about that.
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And that like it like rejuvenated his career.
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Maybe I'll try that.
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The Bernstein Bears really bothers me.
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Do you remember the Bernstein Bears, Brandon?
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Yeah.
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Is it Bernstein or Bernstein?
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I thought it was Stein.
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Yeah, nope, it's spelled Stain.
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Like S-T-A-I-Y.
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Yeah, Stein.
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Is it Bern?
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How is it spelled?
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B-E-R.
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Curious George, did he have a tail or not?
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Yeah.
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No, come on, he had a tail.
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Never had a tail?
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He did.
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Well.
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Never had a tail.
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I made the mistake of buying the original Curious George books for Eliza when she was little.
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And let me tell you, Curious George has a very difficult origin story.
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Alright?
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The man in the yellow hat basically kidnapped him from the jungle and got him smoking.
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Brandon, the the Monopoly Man, monocle or no monocle?
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No monocle.
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Telling you many whole thing.
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I know.
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Or is it Mr.
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Peanut?
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Right.
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That might be Mr.
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Peanut.
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It might be conflating Mr.
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Peanut and Mr.
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Peanut definitely has to be.
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Is Mr.
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Peanut just the Monopoly Man in a peanut costume?
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I feel like there was a peanut one as well.
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Okay, this one I always remembered.
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Chick fil A.
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I always remembered it being spelled C-H-I-C-F-I-L-A.
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Not with the chick.
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The way it's spelled now is chick, like a chick.
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With a C-H-I-C-K.
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Yeah.
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I feel like I remember it now having a K on it.
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Yeah, but I thought the same thing.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Pikachu's.
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Do you remember Pikachu?
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Do you remember his tail?
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No, I don't remember anything.
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Oh, okay.
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I always remembered his tail having a black tip to it.
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But they say it does not.
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Oh.
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Does it have any tip?
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Nope.
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Just the tip.
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Just all yellow.
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It's just the tip.
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It's just the tipless.
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No tip at all.
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This is like European roll.
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No tip.
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Alright, those were those were some of my Oh no, this is a good one.
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This is the last one.
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Okay.
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Fruit loops.
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How do you spell fruit loops?
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Oh serious.
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Fruit.
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F-R-O-O-T.
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I honestly have no idea.
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Alright, well, I always remembered it fruit as F-R-U-I-T.
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What it's O-O-T?
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It's a it's fruit loops.
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I guess.
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Yeah, I remember that one.
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Mallory's a secret government spy, so it's fine.
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I'm just talking to the enemy.
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Talking to the enemy.
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Tell all your psychics to suck it.
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Tell all the psychics to suck it.
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So I'm hoping that the CERN getting turned off is gonna shift some of these back.
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The main ones I really want back are Barenstein bears.
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Mm-mm.
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Yeah.
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And the uh fruit of the loom bears.
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I want the cornucopia back.
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Those are my top two.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Once we define what cornucopia is.
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Brandon's gonna be a good one though.
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Oh, we forgot to update everybody on our latest travel plans.
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So we got how have we forgotten?
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We did, we we did narrowly escape the brothel, right?
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But then Jackie booked us somewhere else.
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So that was not a brothel in New York.
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My boss, well, okay, that's a low bar.
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My boss lives in New York City, and I'm like, is this a good location?
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She's like, it's the worst.
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It's in between the train station and the book.
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She's like, it's gonna be so loud, it's gonna be crowded, the reviews are terrible.
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So I was like, Jackie, I can't stay here.
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She's like, what are you talking about?
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I'm like, I'm not doing it.
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I'm sorry.
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I I can't.
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So I found us another place and booked it.
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And I could, well, before I found it and booked it, I called the place that Jackie booked and I said, I am Jacqueline.
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Please cancel.
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You stole my identity.
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You stole my identity.
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You stole your identity.
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Right.
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Canceled.
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And then I dent you, I canceled.
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And he said, You canceled what?
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I was like, canceled our hotel.
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Did you panic?
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Oh, I have to read.
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I'm gonna read it.
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We are toothless, not homeless.
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Homeless, not toothless.
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Toothless, not homeless.
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She says, blah blah blah blah blah blah.
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She sends me this whole thing about the what her boss said in the area and this and that.
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And I just send her the like Jim Carrey and Dumb and Dumb are like la la la la la, I can't hear you.
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I was like, girl, it's non refundable, which when I booked it, it told me it was non refundable, but I guess that wasn't the truth.
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Well, hold on.
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We need to back up for a second because I feel like we forgot the most important part of the story, right?
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Which is that before we talk about going to New York, I say, Jackie, whatever you do, do not come anywhere near the World Cup.
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Make sure it's totally over.
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Not just in New York, but like that it's not happening at all, right?
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Like it's done.
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Got you.
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Yeah, definitely.
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That's a great idea.
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What does she do?
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She picks the weekend of the World Cup final, that is in New York.
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Okay?
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Unbeknownst.
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We can't figure out why all the prices are like triple at all of the hotels in all of New York.
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So I had originally wanted to stay in Midtown because I thought the girls would like it and all this stuff, but now I'm like, okay, well, it's World Cup.
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We can't stay in Midtown.
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That's going to be like insane.
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Why?
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It's New York.
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It can fit the people.
00:22:46.240 --> 00:22:47.680
It's not the entire world.
00:22:47.839 --> 00:22:52.960
It's the just the two teams in the New Jersey teams.
00:22:53.599 --> 00:22:54.799
The game's in New Jersey.
00:22:55.039 --> 00:22:55.839
It's not even in New York.
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See, listener, you see what I'm dealing with here?
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All right.
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So she's not only ignores my advice to not come at all during the World Cup.
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She picks the biggest weekend in the city where the World Cup is.
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Okay.
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Literally.
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Unbeknownst to me.
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I did not know.
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You did not Google this.
00:23:15.920 --> 00:23:16.400
I did not Google it.
00:23:17.680 --> 00:23:18.079
You did not Google.
00:23:18.319 --> 00:23:18.799
I didn't Google it.
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All it takes is a simple Google search.
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I didn't Google it.
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We only had one there.
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We would have avoided all this mess.
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We had one weekend that worked for the three of us.
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Said, okay, book it, Dano.
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Let's do it.
00:23:30.400 --> 00:23:32.720
And then we were like, huh, why is this so expensive?
00:23:32.960 --> 00:23:39.440
We even said it in the last podcast, like, we cannot understand why this weekend, this one weekend in July was so expensive, didn't make any sense.
00:23:39.599 --> 00:23:43.599
And then Mallory text one time the US is hosting the World Cup.
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Texted me in the dead of night and is like, you stupid bitch.
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It's the night of the World Cup final.
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And I was like, whoops.
00:23:51.839 --> 00:23:52.480
Whoopsie.
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Jacqueline Bassette.
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What have you done?
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Sweet Jesus, what have you done?
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I said, I didn't know.
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I didn't know.
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But I'm excited.
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I I'm excited to be there for the the World Series, the whatever the fuck it's called.
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The World Series of Soccer.
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Series finale.
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The world series.
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The American song.
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It's going to be a blast.
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I can't wait.
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It's Mom Donnie's New York, baby.
00:24:21.359 --> 00:24:22.720
It's going to be, it's going to be good.
00:24:22.799 --> 00:24:23.680
It's going to be easy.
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That's your babe.
00:24:25.440 --> 00:24:29.920
We'll get into one of the those little uh vans driving around cooling people off, you know.
00:24:30.160 --> 00:24:30.559
Yeah.
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It's gonna be so fun.
00:24:31.599 --> 00:24:34.720
So Mallory's in full panic because it's the World Cup final.
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And I'm like, it's gonna be fine.
00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:37.279
It's gonna be fine.
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In the busiest part of New York.
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We're staying in the city.
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Every area is busy next to the train station.
00:24:42.880 --> 00:24:43.599
No, it isn't.
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It is not.
00:24:44.240 --> 00:24:47.039
The village is not busy the way that Midtown is.
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Come on, you live there.
00:24:48.240 --> 00:24:49.519
Don't act like you don't know this.
00:24:49.759 --> 00:24:51.920
So first I'm calming Mallory down about this.
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And then I get the panic text.
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It's like, my I talked to my boss, we can't stay there.
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I'm I'm canceling everything.
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And I was like, what are you doing?
00:24:59.599 --> 00:25:00.160
It is fine.
00:25:00.240 --> 00:25:01.279
And she was like, I'm gonna call.
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I'm like, call who?
00:25:02.720 --> 00:25:04.079
The hotel is fine.
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And she's sending me this hotel.
00:25:05.759 --> 00:25:08.480
I'm like, we cannot afford the hotel that you're sending me.
00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:09.759
And I'm like, just let it be.
00:25:09.839 --> 00:25:12.079
And she was like, there are a lot of options that we can afford.
00:25:12.160 --> 00:25:13.039
I was like, where?
00:25:13.200 --> 00:25:14.160
We looked everywhere.
00:25:14.319 --> 00:25:21.200
She was like, Outside actually, I will pay one nickel to stay in New York on World Cup weekend.
00:25:21.279 --> 00:25:22.880
And that's my final offer.
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I will pay prices, prices, right rules, one dollar.
00:25:26.960 --> 00:25:27.039
Right.
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Right.
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And that is it.
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I will not go over.
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And then she's like, I canceled it.
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Don't kill me.
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And then an immediate voice call from me.
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She called me.
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She's like, What the hell are you doing?
00:25:41.039 --> 00:25:42.160
Why are you canceling it?
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We're never going to find another hotel.
00:25:44.079 --> 00:25:45.039
She was like, I'm going to find out.
00:25:46.559 --> 00:25:48.480
I was talking to my boss as I'm doing all this.
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I'm like, oh, she's so mad at me.
00:25:50.000 --> 00:25:52.079
And she was like, Well, she had her chance to book something.
00:25:52.319 --> 00:25:53.680
She looked twice wrong.
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I was like, you know what?
00:25:55.039 --> 00:25:55.920
That's a great point.
00:25:56.079 --> 00:25:56.880
Thank you.
00:25:57.119 --> 00:25:58.319
I think you said that too.
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You had your chance and you blew it.
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No, it's two chances.
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You had two chances.
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You blew it.
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I said, I will not pay a penny over what we were paying before.
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No.
00:26:10.960 --> 00:26:12.240
Which I think those words.
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But yeah, it's fine.
00:26:14.640 --> 00:26:14.880
Yeah.
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And then you're like, I got them.
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I got two hotel rooms.
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They're connecting.
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It's perfect.
00:26:20.160 --> 00:26:23.680
And then later on, she's like, the hotel rooms are actually not connecting.
00:26:24.160 --> 00:26:25.039
They're not connecting.
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That's exactly what we did.
00:26:27.200 --> 00:26:27.599
It's fine.
00:26:27.839 --> 00:26:28.079
Fine.
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We're gonna figure it out.
00:26:29.279 --> 00:26:29.519
It's fine.
00:26:29.599 --> 00:26:29.920
It's fine.
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I just had like 10 beds in a room.
00:26:31.839 --> 00:26:34.559
It's not Rikers Island, like the first option.
00:26:35.200 --> 00:26:36.960
The second option was fine.
00:26:37.119 --> 00:26:37.759
We had our room.
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It was not our cute little room with the bus bed.
00:26:39.920 --> 00:26:40.160
It's fine.
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Connected.
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It would have been marvelous.
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It was not fine.
00:26:43.039 --> 00:26:43.759
It would have been marvelous.
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It's not fine.
00:26:45.119 --> 00:26:48.400
So, you know, Goldilocks in the three hotel rooms.
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So this is it.
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Number three.
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This is just right.
00:26:51.119 --> 00:26:52.079
This is just right.
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The first one.
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You know what?
00:26:53.519 --> 00:26:55.759
It's a normal one that we've heard of.
00:26:55.920 --> 00:27:00.880
It's not the Bebo Boo, which was the first one, or the P Papoo, the second one.
00:27:01.039 --> 00:27:06.079
This one is just a normal, you know, I think it's a holiday in or something.
00:27:06.400 --> 00:27:08.319
Sheraton, something like that.
00:27:08.559 --> 00:27:10.880
Oh you know, something we've heard of.
00:27:11.359 --> 00:27:13.039
The first one was too illegal.
00:27:13.200 --> 00:27:15.759
The second one was too white trash.
00:27:15.920 --> 00:27:17.519
The third one, just right.
00:27:17.839 --> 00:27:18.480
It's just right.
00:27:19.119 --> 00:27:19.759
It's just right.
00:27:19.920 --> 00:27:25.440
So Princess Mallory is happy and I love New York.
00:27:25.599 --> 00:27:26.000
I love it.
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Staying in New York.
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I I just I always picture bed bugs crawling all over my body.
00:27:32.400 --> 00:27:35.920
Like I just, it's all look under the mattress so much before you lay in it.
00:27:38.000 --> 00:27:47.680
I used to, for work, I used to stay a lot at one of those, I forget what it's called, but it's supposed to be like a club, so it's all like really dimly lit, and you can never like there's get lights on anything.
00:27:47.920 --> 00:27:48.319
You know what I mean?
00:27:50.240 --> 00:27:50.880
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:51.200 --> 00:27:51.759
For the name of it.
00:27:51.839 --> 00:27:52.480
You know what I'm talking about.
00:27:52.799 --> 00:27:54.559
Like the W hotel anything.
00:27:54.799 --> 00:27:55.599
It's something like that.
00:27:55.680 --> 00:27:55.920
Yeah.
00:27:56.640 --> 00:27:59.519
It's a version of the W, but you can never get the lights all the way out.
00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:00.720
No, no, they don't want to.
00:28:01.599 --> 00:28:01.759
Yeah.
00:28:02.160 --> 00:28:02.319
Yeah.
00:28:02.480 --> 00:28:05.839
You're doing your makeup in the dark, basically, because they're like, you don't need to see what's in here.
00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:06.640
You don't need to, you know.
00:28:06.880 --> 00:28:07.039
Shh.
00:28:07.519 --> 00:28:07.680
Yeah.
00:28:07.839 --> 00:28:08.559
You don't need to see.
00:28:08.720 --> 00:28:09.680
Yeah, exactly.
00:28:09.839 --> 00:28:10.640
This isn't your business.
00:28:10.880 --> 00:28:12.400
No, no, it's not your business.
00:28:12.720 --> 00:28:13.599
All right, Mallory.
00:28:13.759 --> 00:28:16.480
Well, I can't wait to see you next week with the girls.
00:28:17.039 --> 00:28:18.160
It's gonna be the best.
00:28:18.640 --> 00:28:26.400
Doing all the things the American Girl Experience, MS, MMs, Times Square.
00:28:26.799 --> 00:28:31.200
I'm gonna force you to go to the Krispy Kreme and get one hot off the line, and then you're gonna have to tell me.
00:28:31.440 --> 00:28:31.920
Oh my god.
00:28:32.160 --> 00:28:33.119
You gotta get one hot.
00:28:34.240 --> 00:28:34.960
It's happening.
00:28:35.200 --> 00:28:37.920
I'm gonna get you a donkey donut cold and stale.
00:28:38.079 --> 00:28:39.039
Just how God said it.
00:28:39.359 --> 00:28:39.920
Right, exactly.
00:28:40.079 --> 00:28:42.079
And I'll be like, what is this trash?
00:28:43.200 --> 00:28:44.559
I'm gonna stab you.
00:28:44.799 --> 00:28:50.880
Me and Catherine are just gonna show up with like two shots each and just jam you up.
00:28:51.119 --> 00:28:55.519
You know, we're just gonna all the jam-ye ones you've been missing.
00:28:55.920 --> 00:29:01.279
I have been rolling around an ivy bag of Dunkin' iced coffee just direct to the main line.
00:29:01.519 --> 00:29:02.559
Yeah, direct to the veins.
00:29:02.880 --> 00:29:03.599
So that feels good.
00:29:03.920 --> 00:29:04.720
I feel alive.
00:29:04.799 --> 00:29:05.519
That feels really good.
00:29:05.759 --> 00:29:05.920
Yeah.
00:29:06.240 --> 00:29:08.960
So you're just cheese and meat is all that's happening in there, right?
00:29:09.359 --> 00:29:10.559
Cheese and meat and iced coffee.
00:29:10.720 --> 00:29:10.960
That's it.
00:29:11.200 --> 00:29:11.279
Cool.
00:29:11.440 --> 00:29:12.960
That sounds like a healthy, yeah.
00:29:13.039 --> 00:29:15.599
You're like, what is the recipe for gut health?
00:29:15.920 --> 00:29:16.400
Mm-hmm.
00:29:17.440 --> 00:29:18.960
Beef, cheese, and iced coffee.
00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:20.079
And these are little better.
00:29:20.559 --> 00:29:22.000
Chocolate potato chips.
00:29:22.160 --> 00:29:23.759
And snacky clusters.
00:29:24.079 --> 00:29:25.440
Trader Joe's clusters.
00:29:25.759 --> 00:29:27.519
My little snacky clusters.
00:29:28.480 --> 00:29:30.319
God, I love Trader Joe's, man.
00:29:30.480 --> 00:29:33.039
If they delivered, they would be unstoppable.
00:29:33.359 --> 00:29:34.799
They would be unstoppable.
00:29:35.200 --> 00:29:37.359
Trader Joe's is top tier.
00:29:38.720 --> 00:29:42.960
The only thing that's like the reason I don't get it more is just because like I'm not, I don't want to go fuck with it all.
00:29:43.119 --> 00:29:43.279
You know?
00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:43.680
No.
00:29:44.720 --> 00:29:48.240
If they delivered honey done.
00:29:48.480 --> 00:29:49.920
It would be they would take over the world.
00:29:50.000 --> 00:29:51.279
There'd be no other grocery stores.
00:29:51.680 --> 00:29:52.079
Amazing.
00:29:52.240 --> 00:29:54.799
Well, uh hoping this episode's gonna get out today.
00:29:54.960 --> 00:29:57.119
Again, sorry, summer break, you know.
00:29:57.599 --> 00:29:58.319
We're doing what we can.
00:29:58.640 --> 00:30:02.880
I mean, listen to me, look at me, you know, coming to you live.
00:30:03.599 --> 00:30:06.240
We're doing it on very gardens.
00:30:06.480 --> 00:30:08.000
But you know, we're we're gonna get through the summer.
00:30:08.160 --> 00:30:10.480
We're in the summer, we're gonna eat our summer.
00:30:11.599 --> 00:30:12.559
We're gonna eat all of it.
00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:13.519
We're gonna eat it all.
00:30:13.759 --> 00:30:22.240
We're gonna eat it all, and we are going to record next week, hopefully, with my sister-in-law, who is weekend, next weekend with Catherine.
00:30:22.799 --> 00:30:23.440
And with Katherine.
00:30:24.240 --> 00:30:26.319
Yeah, maybe our daughters, who knows, you know?
00:30:26.559 --> 00:30:27.359
Maybe, yeah.
00:30:27.519 --> 00:30:33.440
She lives in Newport, aesthetician to the stars, and she has a lot of Bravo Rhode Island.
00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:34.799
Oh my god, I can't.
00:30:34.880 --> 00:30:35.920
I have so many questions.
00:30:36.079 --> 00:30:37.599
I have so many questions.
00:30:37.839 --> 00:30:38.559
So many.
00:30:38.720 --> 00:30:39.519
I cannot wait.
00:30:39.599 --> 00:30:40.880
So that'll be a special app.
00:30:41.279 --> 00:30:43.359
And then we're gonna have Calvin Friend of the Pots.
00:30:43.599 --> 00:30:44.400
So we got stuff coming.
00:30:44.720 --> 00:30:46.559
We got a lot of big things.
00:30:46.880 --> 00:30:48.160
And we still have KDP.
00:30:48.319 --> 00:30:48.799
She's ready.
00:30:48.960 --> 00:30:49.839
She's locked and loaded.
00:30:50.079 --> 00:30:50.880
She's locked and loaded.
00:30:50.960 --> 00:30:52.160
She's got questions for her.
00:30:52.480 --> 00:30:53.119
So it's gonna be.
00:30:53.359 --> 00:30:54.960
Starting with the star patches.
00:30:55.359 --> 00:30:56.960
Starting with the star patches.
00:30:57.920 --> 00:31:02.880
We really need to bring her to the red table and make her answer for all we need to get to the bottom of that.
00:31:03.119 --> 00:31:04.480
We need to get to the bottom of that.
00:31:04.720 --> 00:31:05.440
Absolutely.
00:31:05.680 --> 00:31:07.119
Alright, follow us on the socials.
00:31:07.200 --> 00:31:10.559
See all of Mallory's work on a Kiki catch up, our Instagram page.
00:31:10.640 --> 00:31:11.759
She's really killing it.
00:31:11.920 --> 00:31:12.960
Really getting into the context.
00:31:13.279 --> 00:31:18.799
Hopefully, Jackie doesn't take any any make any reels of this chat here, but you know, you never know.
00:31:18.960 --> 00:31:28.640
We might end up seeing this little of a blackmail situation, but that's all right.
00:31:28.960 --> 00:31:29.519
All right.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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It's a kitty catch-up.
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It's a kitty catch up.