Do cherries float in the afterlife (Alex Fernie, Leonard Smith Jr.)

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Welcome to another day of viewing on public access television.
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We hope you enjoy today's programming.
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I'm Reka Shunker.
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And I'm Louis Man's Door.
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And We're Dead.
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Welcome to Weird Dead, the afterlife's number one cable access show.
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That's right.
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We've been dead for about a year now, and we get a chance to talk to a bunch of dead people and see how their afterlife is going and how their death was, and you know, if they're at peace, maybe.
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I know.
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Have we met anyone that's at peace?
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It feels like everybody's got an axe to grind still.
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Yeah.
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Some people are pretty chill, though.
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Confucius was pretty chill.
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Confucius was on a whole other level.
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I could not believe how unbelievable.
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I mean, it it makes sense.
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I feel like if any vibe is to be admitted from Confucius, it's being chill.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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But the way he was chill.
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He came in in a fuzzy bucket hat.
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That was shocking.
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That's really shocking.
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Yeah, and even he was so kind of upset with like internet users for roasting him.
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Yes.
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So yeah.
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Speaking of the internet.
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Oh, yeah.
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Do we want to go through uh pull pull out a comment?
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Yeah, we recently found out that somehow we're on the internet.
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We thought we were just piping into your TVs via our popular cable access show on television.
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Yes.
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Uh, but we recently found out we're online on TikTok at Weird Dead Show, Instagram at Weird Dead Show, YouTube at Weird Dead Show.
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So we're just going through some comments just to pay homage to those that are willing to write some stuff about our show.
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Uh let's see what we got.
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Um, what the fuck?
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What's going on here?
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I accidentally droped into this video and can't tell what this is about.
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So we did tell me a lot of these were positive.
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Yeah, this I swear they're good.
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I swear there are some that I wrote that were good.
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What what WTF, what's going on here?
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I maybe this is good.
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This isn't bad.
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I accidentally droped into this video.
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Like, what's going on?
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And can't tell what this is about.
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I don't think there's a positive way to say can't tell what this is about.
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I can't tell what this is about.
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Like when I see a TV show.
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What if it's like this is crazy?
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That could be good, right?
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This is this is I actually dropped.
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I dropped I droped.
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They spelled drop dropped wrong.
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It's yeah, it's dropped.
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Droped into this video, and I can't tell what this is about.
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Okay, here can I comment on this?
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Sure.
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Watch the video.
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Yes.
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Then you know what it's about.
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Yeah.
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We stay up top, we're dead.
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Yeah.
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You droped in and then you're waiting for two seconds.
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Did you did you go through did you scro scrub?
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Did you scrobe?
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Did you scrobe halfway through and you droped right in?
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Well, start at the beginning.
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We explained.
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Or like, or like go to our page.
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Maybe we need to make more inscrutable and cryptic videos so that you go to our page to go, what's this about?
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Can you imagine clicking on a video, watching part of it, not understanding it, and then feeling the need to comment?
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That's a crazy thing.
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We can't even talk about it.
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I don't want to make people scared to comment.
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But I can't imagine.
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If you're confused, comment now.
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Yeah, actually, wait, it's good for engagement.
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Just write, I dropped in.
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What's happening?
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I dropped in.
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I dropped in and I'm loving this, maybe.
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But no, I simply, even in the afterlife, could never.
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My friend Mike Trapp, who is alive, which is a count against him, once told me he read a recipe once and someone commented on it.
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What is this?
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Wait, never mind.
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And I think when you write never mind.
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Never mind it.
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Never mind is the verbal delete, right?
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Just delete it.
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Just delete it.
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To close the page.
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You can never mind it.
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We don't ever need to know that it happened.
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You can always never mind a comment just on your own.
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Just just with that little backspace key.
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You can never mind it.
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Because it's very different than when I'm setting a text and I accidentally send one too quick, and then I give a never mind.
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Commenting on a recipe is very intentional.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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If it were a separate comment, if you're like, oh, I can't delete my comments.
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One and you go one second later, you go, never mind.
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I guess.
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I go, think before you act.
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I go think before you act a little bit.
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That's crazy.
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That's a crazy thing.
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Okay.
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Well, thank you for the comment.
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I guess.
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I guess it's good for engagement.
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I honestly, if you hate the show, you should comment.
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I think it's good for engagement.
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Yes, I agree.
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Please tell us if you hate this thing.
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Uh but and we appreciate you stopping by.
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Yeah.
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Speaking of stopping by, yeah.
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I stopped by a piano class.
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Great.
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Okay, excellent.
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Um, I didn't want to take one with Beethoven because he was a guest.
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Yeah.
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And it felt weird.
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It felt like it'd be embarrassing.
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Why do you assume it would automatically be embarrassing?
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It's like a power shift.
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I felt like here we're big dogs.
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We're kind of the big dogs.
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And then to go and now you're learning from Beethoven.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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You look like a noob.
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Which you are.
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Insane.
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How are you learning anything in particular?
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Well, I'm practicing scale, so you're just getting the like finger.
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Got any favorites?
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Scale?
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Yeah.
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C?
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C is the easiest.
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Okay.
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Well, I thought I was freaking sue me.
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I like the easiest one.
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Isn't C just all the white keys?
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And now I'm racist.
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What's going on with you?
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I'm just saying you could play, you could play it like this.
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Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do you know what I mean?
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Am I crazy?
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You're the one taking piano classes.
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It's been 20 years since I've played piano.
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And you okay, wow.
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Everyone did hobbies in their kid.
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And so I'm too late to catch up.
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What hobbies?
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You didn't have any hobbies as a kid?
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I drew a little.
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You do a little bit.
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I painted a little.
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Okay.
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I um Why don't you get into painting again?
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You can paint me.
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I've never been painted, I don't think.
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I drew myself.
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I remember in uh in eighth grade we had to draw ourselves.
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So I did that, but nobody's ever painted me.
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I cannot do abstract work.
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Okay.
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What are you using pointalism?
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What do you how are you drawing?
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How would you paint finger painting?
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That's me?
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Just a circle, and you're coloring in my beard and two dots for eyes.
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And I'm happy.
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That was a little happy face you drew.
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Okay.
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Well, that's nice.
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Oh yeah.
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Uh I guess that makes sense though.
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You you draw.
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I do draw.
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You don't get drawn.
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I mean, you're not drawing other people then.
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Exactly.
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I was I'm so interested in getting into photography.
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I love photography.
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What makes you think that you have the eye for that?
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If anything.
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Um probably all of my different art skills.
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Like I'm a graphic designer, uh, video editor, I'm an illustrator.
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Well, it's all in the same vein of visual things.
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No, am I wrong?
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I'm sure a photographer would take on Bridge with Thought, but sure.
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Well, you know, I'm I apologize if I've offended any photographers that are watching the show right now.
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Name a famous photographer.
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Uh Ansel Adams.
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I'm not an actor.
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I you're thinking of Ansel Algorg.
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Okay.
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And did you say something?
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You name a famous photographer.
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No, it's not my passion.
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I'm not trying to become one.
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Name a famous pianist besides Beethoven.
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A pianist?
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Yeah.
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Bach.
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Bach.
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Did he put you a piano?
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Bach, Bach.
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Bach, Bach Bach?
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What?
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Yes, of course you did piano.
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Why made me second gas?
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Bach, yeah.
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I'm sure he did.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Uh well, what do you want me to say?
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Uh nothing.
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Okay.
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I'm sure you're gonna be awesome at photography, and I'm gonna suck ass at piano.
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Is already what was I gonna say?
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I was re I brought up photography because what I was gonna say was something very interesting that I've lost now at this point.
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Okay.
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Because you distracted me.
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Uh was it what what your subjects would be?
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Was it how many Ah, yes, because I've been interested in getting into photography, but also I would love to have photos of myself.
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But it's like I feel like why do you want photos of yourself?
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Because for me, you know, for maybe uh marketing the show, something we should maybe do.
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You want to photo dress yourself to market the show?
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I mean, whatever.
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If it works, it works, you know?
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Okay.
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Okay, you could be in it too.
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Thank you.
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But it's hard to you know frame up pictures of yourself.
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When I'm trying to like figure out, oh, am I in the frame, whatever, and I'm in front of the camera and behind the camera.
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You need to get a photographer in the afterlife to kind of take up.
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But I don't want to pay them because I'm interested in taking up the hobby.
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You know what I mean?
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What if uh what if what if they what if you need an intern?
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Like you you promoted as an internship.
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You get a photography hopeful that died in the field.
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Hit up Ansel.
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Like, hey Ansel Elgore.
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Hell hit up Ansel Algore when he dies and see if he wants to take pictures of me.
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No, he's a creep, isn't he?
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They're all creeps.
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I don't know.
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I'm sure.
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I'm sure.
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Why are they all creeps?
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Speaking of creeps, are you dating anybody new?
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Okay.
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Uh, and no, and honestly, no, I don't even have a creep at my beck and call currently.
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No, because I got catfished again, Walid.
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You got catfished again?
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For third time.
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Break uh for the third time.
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Break uh Yeah.
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I thought uh shame on this is what this is past shame on you.
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Why?
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Because I keep putting myself out there.
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Oh, Walid thinks it's shameful to try to find love.
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No, uh the saying fool me one shame on me, fool me one shame on you, fool me one shame on me, fool me three times, I'm full of things.
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You're speaking in tongues, okay.
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I got catfished because I was trying to go on a date with Nelson Mandela, who is dead.
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People up here also forget that.
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And you're interested.
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And I'm interested.
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Okay, I'm interested.
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Um, but I got catfished and it wasn't him.
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Is that called the Mandela effect when you get catfished by Nelson Mandela?
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I think that would be if I thought I went on a date with him and he's like, no, you didn't.
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No, you didn't.
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That was Morgan Freeman.
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Heartbreaking.
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If I went on a date with Morgan Freeman, that's a Mandela effect because that's also heartbreaking.
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Because I'm not his granddaughter, so you won't date me.
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Uh but speaking of famous politicians, yeah, we have one.
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We have one.
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I think our very first former president, I am so excited to introduce President Zachary Taylor.
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Hello.
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Hi, Zachary.
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Thank you for having me.
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Thank you for being on the show.
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My favorite photographer is Robert Maplethorpe.
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Robert Maplethorpe, what kind of thing?
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That's not an actor.
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No, Robert Maplethorpe was not.
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You're thinking De Niro.
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Okay.
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What did you say?
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What did I say?
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Uh Maplethorpe took many portraits, uh and also especially extremely sexual ones.
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Extremely sexual.
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Interesting.
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Now, what's the difference between sexual and extremely sexual?
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Honestly, if you look it up later, it'll be so clear.
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Got it.
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Okay.
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And you, that's your favorite photographer.
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But when you were alive, which was what, like the mid-1800s?
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And early.
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And early, of course.
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Um, did you have a painting portrait in the White House?
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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Oh, of course, yes.
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Also, I've been I've had several daguerreotypes taken of me.
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A daguerreotype.
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Now, what is that?
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It's an early form of this wasn't how I thought this was gonna start.
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It was an early form of photography using a different system, uh, a different developmental system.
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But if you see people from my time photographed, it's often a daguerreotype.
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I think what I'm loving about this is I know a couple of things about you, Zachary Taylor.
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Um, and I'm loving that we're knowing that you're smart.
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He's like a very, very smart guy.
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That's a new piece of information for you.
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Well, I don't think it I don't think it counts as being smart, just being aware of the time that you lived.
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Okay.
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Yes.
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Okay, so you're not.
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You're so smart, you know what a car is.
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Okay, sure.
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Okay, so you're not smart.
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I don't want to put that on you.
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Honestly, no.
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Very I was a soldier first and foremost.
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I was the president.
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Actually, to be fair, a lot of presidents are not smart.
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It's true.
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Yeah.
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We're losing tallies in the smart column here.
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Um, Zachary, did you also is Zachary too informal?
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Do we have to say Mr.
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President?
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No, no, no, please.
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The uh term ends once you've passed on.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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They don't do that on oh, once you've passed the once you've passed on.
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I guess I haven't thought about what people call like Jimmy Carter in the afternoon.
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Yeah, if I were if I were to talk about Ronald Reagan, I wouldn't say Mr.
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President Reagan.
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That's right.
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I certainly wouldn't.
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And I certainly wouldn't.
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And I uh certainly wouldn't.
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Um so Zach, uh what uh feels wrong.
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Feels wrong?
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Is there something you want people to know about you?
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I want people just to appreciate my term in office.
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I was president for 16 months.
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Not the shortest, not the shortest.
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I beat Garfield because he got shot in the back by Gateau.
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Yeah, and of course I beat uh Harrison, who just died after a month.
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But I made it 16 months, that's pretty good.
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Yeah, I Harrison died from the flu because he got right it's unclear.
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Uh it was either the flu, it was possibly the flu, or it was just the open sewer system we had in the District of Columbia.
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Of course.
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So smart that'll get you.
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Um now that is interesting.
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16 months.
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I don't typically think about president's terms in terms of like baby ages.
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You should, yes.
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My presidency was the size of a guava.
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If you use the app.
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Okay.
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I'm familiar with those ops, yes.
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Wow, and so uh I will say I'm unfamiliar with what cut you short.
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Uh I was laid low by the most dastardly of assassins.
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My love of cherries and milk.
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I ate too many cherries and milk.
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Really was expecting you to say a person.
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No.
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Okay.
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And I died.
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And you understand.
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You've all had cherries and milk, the two things that are always combined.
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And you thought, well, I can't just eat one cherry and milk.
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You have to eat many, many cherries and milk.
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And I ate so many cherries and milk uh that after a uh several weeks of illness, stomach-based illness, yeah.
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I don't I won't spell it out for you.
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Okay.
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Uh I did die.
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Were you feeding like a toddler or something?
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Like that.
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Feeding me.
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Okay.
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It kind of answers your question.
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Um does so but how does that kill you?
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How does that kill you?
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No offense.
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None taken.
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Uh in what way does that lead to a death?
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You eat too many of anything, it's going to kill you.
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Anything.
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Is that right?
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There's nothing that you can't eat too much of to die.
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This sentence, I just phrased didn't work, but you got the gist.
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Yeah.
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Even like cotton candy.
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Oh, yes.
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Even a whole pound of sugar.
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But it's a whole bunch of.
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Even a bag of cancer.
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It's mostly air.
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Okay.
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This is so shocking to me because cherries and milk independently are like healthy.
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Is that a pregnancy thing?
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Am I crazy?
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You are crazy.
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No, you're thinking of pickles.
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Are you thinking of pickles?
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Or are you thinking of strawberries and cream?
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Strawberries and ice cream or something like that?
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Strawberries and ice cream's for everybody.
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No, only pregnant people.
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Strawberries and cream does feel like a cousin of cherries and milk.
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It feels like the normal cosmic.
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Pickles and milk is a pregnancy thing, right?
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Pickles and peanut butter?
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I've never been pregnant.
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And when my wife, Peggy, was pregnant, I avoided her.
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You have children.
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Oh, yes.
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How many?
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Let's say six.
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Okay.
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That sounds nice.
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I have two.
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I have two.
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Congratulations.
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Thank you very much.
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Yeah.
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And uh when I was a father on Earth, it was at a time when I like paid a lot of attention to my kids.
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Yes.
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It was that was not the um vibe.
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Yeah.
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Uh in the 18s, 30s, and 40s.
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Yeah.
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I was busy.
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I was fighting an unjust war in Mexico and doing great, by the way.
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Unjust on what side?
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Oh, we just didn't, we just straight up invaded them.
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Yeah.
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We just said that the border was somewhere different.
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We said, now this is ours.
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And he said, no.
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And I said, okay, I'll see you at the Battle of Buena Vista.
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Wow.
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And then I became president for 16 glorious beautiful months.
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Now, I I gotta know the first cherries and monk night.
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We're talking about it.
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I am getting hungry.
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You're salivating?
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Okay.
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I don't want to make you hungry.
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Wait, so this was the first night.
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This was days you were doing this?
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I ate cherries and milk all the time.
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I just ate too many 16 months in.
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I believe in the 4th of July party.
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I can't remember.
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All the parties blend together.
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Good grief.
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Fourth of July.
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There are new dogs?
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Searching for food if that's the treat at the 4th of July.
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What a treat.
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Cherries and milk.
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Were there a lot of cherries about?
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Because then wasn't Washington chopping those down left and right?
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Cherry blossoms in DC.
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That's right.
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Yeah.
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There are cherries around.
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They're easy to transport.
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DC cows.
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So this is Washington is past his uh cherry cutting down prime.
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Yes.
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And is he even did he die by this time?
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Oh, extremely.
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Extremely died.
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Yeah.
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Yes, he's extremely died.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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So the first time.
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Are you how you had it before?
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I want to take you through it.
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You had it.
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What you do is you take the cherries.
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Okay, and you're familiar with cherries.
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For sure.
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Yeah.
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And then you put them in the milk.
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Ah, like cereal.
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It's like cereal.
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I don't like cereal.
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This is pre-cereal.
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This is pre-cereal.
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And I have to imagine one of the reasons they invented cereal was because they were like, people keep dying of these cherries and milks.
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They're becoming addicted to these cherries and milks.
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It's what's crazy is the big difference with the cereal is I don't have to take every kernel of cereal and be like, uh-oh, a pit, spit it out, and then eat it.
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Well, with a blessed life you lead.
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That's my privilege.
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But the pits didn't have anything to do with your death.
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No.
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Sheer too many.
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Sh just too many or if there's just stuff on the cherries and milk.
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Oh, not watch.
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Yeah.
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Maybe the raw milk.
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Well, obviously, we didn't believe in washing then.
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Yeah, that's how Garfield died.
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They didn't wash his hands before they started poking around the bullet wound.
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Is that true?
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100% true.
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There weren't germs back then.
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That's right.
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Well, there were, but they were some guys like washing his asshole and then touching President Garfield's hole.
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Hole?
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Yeah.
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Bullet hole.
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Bullet hole.
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Bullet hole.
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And he didn't even make it believe it.
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That's you're trying to kind of make a campaign here.
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Can you believe that?
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You're like, oh wait, but that guy over there.
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But Harrison, whatever.
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He was out in the wet.
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Garfield's like, oh boy, you get shot in the back of the train station, the guy's poking his finger in your hole for a while, and then you just fucking drop dead.
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I gotta say something else additionally humiliating for Garfield to join you on the smear campaign.
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Is every time you've said Garfield, the first person I think of is the orange cat, which is our person.
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That's right.
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Very true.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Uh so it so but you are trying to basically earn cred right now by saying your death is not the most embarrassing.
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It isn't the most embarrassing one.
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There's been so many more embarrassing ones.
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Oh, yeah.
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At the play?
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You don't make a noise like that in a play.
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It's humiliating.
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Everyone got so freaked because he screamed so loud.
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And I'm like, man up.
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It's embarrassing because he was an he was an inconsiderate audience member.
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That's right.
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They that's why they started doing the little speech before a play.
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Yeah.
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Like, no cabbies don't get shot in the fucking head.
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Yeah.
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Can you be quiet?
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Just for one moment.
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Patty Lapone will fucking tear you a new asshole if you start getting shot in the head at a play.
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Oh my god.
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Whoa, okay.
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I I may be silly on Lincoln side.
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I'm not fully convinced, I will say.
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No offense.
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Um, I too much cherries and milk, it's it's it is silly.
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It's not the first silly death we've had on the show.
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Uh do you feel that it's silly at all, or no?
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No.
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Have you had cherries and milk?
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I have never had cherries and milk.
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Well, together independently for sure.
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Yeah, no, then that's not the same thing as it's being like, oh yeah, I've had cake, I had egg, and I had flour and I had sugar.
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No.
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Is it a cup or a bowl with the spoons that you're doing?
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Whatever you want could just be a cupped hand.
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Simply a cupped hand with having the milk that's everywhere.
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That would be more deadly because these people are washing their assholes and then pouring milk in their hands and then eating.
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Or they're not washing their assholes.
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Sorry.
00:18:20.240 --> 00:18:22.799
Yeah, actually, their hands should be squeaky clean.
00:18:23.039 --> 00:18:24.720
Nobody's sticking their hand back there.
00:18:24.960 --> 00:18:27.200
Things are just flopping out and then they're not even addressing it.
00:18:27.359 --> 00:18:28.480
I don't want flopping out.
00:18:29.920 --> 00:18:35.039
Do you have you learned over time that like maybe we should be washing hands?
00:18:35.119 --> 00:18:39.039
Still, is that something that you or do you think in the afterlife it doesn't particularly matter?
00:18:39.119 --> 00:18:41.359
And I will say this I keep dying in the afterlife from the cherries and milk thing.
00:18:41.440 --> 00:18:42.160
So that's why I think it's too many.
00:18:44.079 --> 00:18:45.359
I can't because they have cherries and milk up here.
00:18:45.680 --> 00:18:46.079
Yeah, they do.
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But I keep eating them and then I die again.
00:18:49.119 --> 00:18:49.359
Sad.
00:18:49.839 --> 00:18:50.160
I know.
00:18:50.240 --> 00:18:50.880
I can't help it.
00:18:50.960 --> 00:18:51.599
It's an addiction.
00:18:51.839 --> 00:18:59.119
That is wild because it feels like once I I was gonna say earlier, it seems like you're speaking so positively of these things that led to your death.
00:19:00.319 --> 00:19:05.759
It's almost like like people will be like, oh, I threw up after having pineapple and now I can't eat pineapple.
00:19:06.079 --> 00:19:07.680
Like they have this bad association with it.
00:19:07.839 --> 00:19:08.000
Yeah.
00:19:08.160 --> 00:19:09.759
You not not for you, from dying.
00:19:09.920 --> 00:19:10.640
From dying, yeah.
00:19:10.720 --> 00:19:14.400
I ate the cherries and milk and I had straight up fatal diarrhea.
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Uh and we learned what the stomach thing was.
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Yeah.
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Fatal.
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Could have guessed, but we learned.
00:19:18.960 --> 00:19:19.119
Yeah.
00:19:19.279 --> 00:19:20.319
Well, you brought up throwing up.
00:19:20.400 --> 00:19:23.039
I was like, well, I don't want them to think I was vomiting as the president of the United States.
00:19:23.599 --> 00:19:24.240
Oh, that's embarrassing.
00:19:24.480 --> 00:19:26.240
Almost as bearing as being assassinated.
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Absolutely.
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Now, when you say fatal diarrhea, you mean fatal to you, not to somebody else, right?
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Well, I was gone.
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I don't know.
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It's affected people after I was dead.
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Whoa.
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That would be terrible if your diarrhea killed someone else.
00:19:37.680 --> 00:19:38.079
Yeah.
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Fuck.
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That'd be awful.
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You're like your wife sees it and has a heart attack.
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Yeah.
00:19:42.400 --> 00:19:45.759
But I I remember when I was a little kid, I remember one day.
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This was at a time when I was still liked apple juice.
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Yeah.
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And one day I was okay.
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Please continue with the story.
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We brushed my teeth, and then immediately after brushing my teeth with minty minty toothpaste, I took a sip of apple juice, and it was the most disgusting thing I've ever had.
00:20:03.759 --> 00:20:07.039
Going forward, that is what apple juice always tasted like to me.
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And to this day I cannot drink apple juice.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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So that's different.
00:20:13.599 --> 00:20:14.960
Yeah, absolutely different than what I'm saying.
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So for those not watching, um, Zachary Taylor is has pulled out a bunch of cherries, put them in a bowl, and he's got sweet.
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And I'm not delicious red cherries.
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I'm not liking the ratio that I'm anticipating here because it's just a small handful of cherries.
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I have no idea where he's gonna go with the milk.
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You know, I don't know if this is crossing your mind at all, but before he pours this in, I'm wondering sink or float.
00:20:37.440 --> 00:20:38.480
And I'm curious if you have a use.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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Uh, uh, uh, uh, well, it depends on how much how much of the milk.
00:20:42.640 --> 00:20:43.440
No, it's a density thing.
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Okay, okay.
00:20:44.960 --> 00:20:45.519
I think sink.
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I think sink.
00:20:47.119 --> 00:20:48.240
Okay, we're watching it.
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It's being we're getting some good foley work.
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And they appear to still be sunk.
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Let's see.
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And what's interesting is the stems aren't off.
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I think it's a sink situation.
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Hard to tell where they go.
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He he put just enough that we can't actually answer the question.
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I can quite tell if they're floating or sinking in this bowl.
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Because you know what?
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I was concerned when I saw the fabric of the couch.
00:21:15.759 --> 00:21:21.519
What would happen if I either spilled some of the meat or had some of my famous fatal diarrhea?
00:21:22.079 --> 00:21:24.799
And I didn't want to do that, so I put less than a little bit.
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Oh, that's very sweet.
00:21:27.119 --> 00:21:28.559
That's very do you need a spoon?
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I don't know.
00:21:29.279 --> 00:21:29.519
No.
00:21:30.079 --> 00:21:30.400
Okay.
00:21:31.680 --> 00:21:34.480
Now I'm is anybody else curious where the pit's gonna go?
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I have a feeling it's gonna go right back in there.
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That's exactly where it went.
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It went right back into the bowl.
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Aren't pits full of like cyanide?
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Are they?
00:21:44.319 --> 00:21:46.559
You know, that could be a bit of a big thing.
00:21:46.960 --> 00:21:47.920
That's an apple thing, right?
00:21:48.160 --> 00:21:50.400
Isn't it like if you eat an apple apple seeds?
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They either one, grow in your stomach and you have a big apple tree in your stomach, or two, they kill you.
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Fuck, it's good.
00:21:56.799 --> 00:22:03.519
I I feel like though, it would make sense to me if this guy's Hork and cherries and milk like that, spitting the pits back in.
00:22:03.680 --> 00:22:05.920
It's bleaching cyanide into the milk.
00:22:06.880 --> 00:22:08.480
He drinks it like cereal milk after.
00:22:08.720 --> 00:22:09.759
That absolutely could be happening.
00:22:10.000 --> 00:22:17.839
My administration had a treaty with Britain about whether or not we could build a uh canal through Nicaragua.
00:22:18.079 --> 00:22:22.400
And well, we didn't get around to it, but we passed the treaty, which is one of our my main achievements.
00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:24.799
But the treaty didn't take effect.
00:22:25.039 --> 00:22:25.519
You just passed it.
00:22:25.759 --> 00:22:27.599
Well, it became a moot a bit of a moot point.
00:22:27.839 --> 00:22:28.400
Because of your death.
00:22:28.559 --> 00:22:28.720
Yeah.
00:22:29.119 --> 00:22:29.920
I actually don't know.
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Um, I don't think so.
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I think it was because Britain wanted to get involved in Central America, excuse me.
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Wanted to get involved in Central America.
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And then we said, no, that's ours.
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Because oh because you're closer.
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Just horrible.
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Horrible for the entirety history of this country.
00:22:45.839 --> 00:22:46.000
Yeah.
00:22:46.319 --> 00:22:47.519
Um, so we said no.
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And then we almost went to war again for the third time.
00:22:50.559 --> 00:22:51.759
In 16 months?
00:22:52.079 --> 00:22:53.359
Yeah, in 16 months with Great Britain.
00:22:53.440 --> 00:22:54.400
Yeah, we've been in our third war.
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I think it's a good thing.
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Or because 1812 and revolution.
00:22:57.519 --> 00:22:57.599
Yep.
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And this would be number three.
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Yeah, that's right.
00:22:59.359 --> 00:22:59.680
Okay.
00:23:00.319 --> 00:23:02.319
But the treaty helped calm everybody's things.
00:23:03.200 --> 00:23:03.359
Cool.
00:23:03.519 --> 00:23:04.960
And to celebrate, you know what I did.
00:23:05.279 --> 00:23:06.079
Cherry's monk.
00:23:06.559 --> 00:23:08.640
You could have used a treaty in your stomach to calm things down.
00:23:08.960 --> 00:23:10.079
Why not just a cherry pie?
00:23:10.480 --> 00:23:11.279
Why not just a cherry?
00:23:11.599 --> 00:23:12.319
Or cherry ice cream.
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Or cherry ice cream.
00:23:13.680 --> 00:23:15.599
Well, cherry pie, good answer.
00:23:15.759 --> 00:23:16.799
I don't like the crust.
00:23:16.960 --> 00:23:18.799
Cherry ice cream, 1850.
00:23:18.960 --> 00:23:20.160
How are we freezing that?
00:23:21.200 --> 00:23:24.960
Oh, how are we freezing that is so accurate?
00:23:25.279 --> 00:23:26.160
You don't get used to it.
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So accurate.
00:23:27.279 --> 00:23:28.640
That's why we love this cherry's milk.
00:23:28.720 --> 00:23:29.839
We'd often put ice cream.
00:23:30.079 --> 00:23:31.519
This is your cherry ice cream.
00:23:31.759 --> 00:23:33.039
Oh my gosh, this is my cherry ice cream.
00:23:33.119 --> 00:23:34.079
And I've tried it in the afterlife.
00:23:34.160 --> 00:23:37.680
I've tried cherry Garcia and other cherry ice creams, and I'm like, too cold.
00:23:38.240 --> 00:23:38.640
Too solid.
00:23:39.599 --> 00:23:41.200
I know that cherry Garcia was a pun.
00:23:41.680 --> 00:23:42.319
Yeah, of course.
00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:44.079
What else is there to know about it?
00:23:44.400 --> 00:23:45.039
What else is it?
00:23:45.279 --> 00:23:46.000
What did you think it meant?
00:23:46.319 --> 00:23:46.880
Cherry Garcia.
00:23:47.119 --> 00:23:49.519
Well, it's just maybe it's one of the like a Hispanic cherry?
00:23:49.680 --> 00:23:52.079
Yeah, one of the members of the cherry family of the Garcia family.
00:23:52.480 --> 00:23:53.519
So it's what, cherry Garcia?
00:23:53.680 --> 00:23:54.240
Peach Garcia?
00:23:54.720 --> 00:23:55.359
Apple Garcia.
00:23:55.920 --> 00:23:56.559
Cool.
00:23:56.880 --> 00:23:58.319
Um, I have a question.
00:23:58.799 --> 00:23:59.680
I have an answer, hopefully.
00:24:00.160 --> 00:24:03.039
What uh function does the milk serve?
00:24:03.279 --> 00:24:06.240
So, because right now, you know what I mean?
00:24:06.559 --> 00:24:07.680
Yeah, you're dripping a lot of the milk.
00:24:08.079 --> 00:24:08.160
Yeah.
00:24:08.400 --> 00:24:10.720
I forgot how much of this is an audio medium, and I apologize.
00:24:11.119 --> 00:24:12.720
But I'm not going to stop because I'm locked in.
00:24:12.880 --> 00:24:13.519
It's also visual.
00:24:13.839 --> 00:24:14.799
Yes, it's very visual.
00:24:16.000 --> 00:24:17.119
What function does the milk have?
00:24:17.519 --> 00:24:18.480
Yeah, it's almost like it's not that.
00:24:18.720 --> 00:24:22.079
Well, I'm not I don't want to be crass on your podcast, but I'm not poor.
00:24:22.160 --> 00:24:23.440
I'm not just gonna eat cherries.
00:24:23.519 --> 00:24:24.720
I'm gonna eat cherries and milk.
00:24:25.039 --> 00:24:31.519
Oh milk is expensive because it's something you have to consume in theory that day, because there's no refrigeration.
00:24:31.759 --> 00:24:32.240
In theory.
00:24:32.400 --> 00:24:32.799
In theory.
00:24:33.279 --> 00:24:34.160
I don't, of course, but yes.
00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:34.799
Well, okay.
00:24:34.880 --> 00:24:35.119
I'm sorry.
00:24:35.440 --> 00:24:39.039
Now I noticed you got ours from a cart you the milk you got is from a cart in.
00:24:39.519 --> 00:24:43.839
Back then, were you going straight from cow, or what is what was the you would take a cherry.
00:24:44.079 --> 00:24:44.240
Okay.
00:24:44.480 --> 00:24:45.519
There's a lot of ways to differ to it.
00:24:45.599 --> 00:24:47.119
Sometimes of course having it in a crystal bowl in the city.
00:24:47.200 --> 00:24:47.920
It's like having a chef.
00:24:48.160 --> 00:24:49.359
But the best way to do it is you take a chair.
00:24:49.440 --> 00:24:58.079
You put the chair in your mouth, and then you lie down on the ground under the cow, and you just take a couple squirts, uh, and then you spit the pit to the side.
00:24:58.240 --> 00:24:59.279
Okay, and then you go again.
00:24:59.359 --> 00:25:01.039
It was an hours-long process.
00:25:02.079 --> 00:25:05.839
It sounds pleasant to some.
00:25:06.079 --> 00:25:06.640
That's right.
00:25:08.160 --> 00:25:12.079
Was it a meal where you guys would you each go under one of the nipples and have four of you?
00:25:12.400 --> 00:25:13.200
Thank you for calling them nipples.
00:25:13.279 --> 00:25:13.680
They are nipples.
00:25:13.839 --> 00:25:14.480
Are they not nipples?
00:25:14.559 --> 00:25:20.319
I mean, they are, they are, but more most people would say otters, but I think I'm saying there would be four of you, one under each individual nipple.
00:25:20.480 --> 00:25:21.039
Each otter, yeah.
00:25:21.440 --> 00:25:22.480
Most people would just say otters, right?
00:25:22.559 --> 00:25:28.640
Yes, each of us would pick an areola of the cow, and then we would just go to the cow.
00:25:29.039 --> 00:25:29.440
Yeah, exactly.
00:25:30.000 --> 00:25:31.599
That's when you know it's getting serious.
00:25:31.839 --> 00:25:34.319
Because otherwise it's an individual effort if it's just one of you.
00:25:34.480 --> 00:25:37.279
But uh, you know, it sounds like it could be potentially be a family activity here.
00:25:37.680 --> 00:25:38.240
Absolutely.
00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:40.720
Or even just uh with your council.
00:25:41.200 --> 00:25:42.960
I was gonna say small council, but cabinet?
00:25:43.119 --> 00:25:44.480
Cabinet, yes, small council.
00:25:44.720 --> 00:25:46.720
Yeah, it's more of a game of thrones, though.
00:25:46.960 --> 00:25:47.839
It's more of a game of thones.
00:25:48.160 --> 00:25:48.720
Absolutely.
00:25:48.960 --> 00:25:52.799
How much do you feel like Game of Thrones uh is fed from real politics?
00:25:53.039 --> 00:25:54.079
From real politics?
00:25:54.319 --> 00:25:55.279
Probably a ton.
00:25:55.519 --> 00:25:58.799
I think that's why he can't finish the book because he has to see how politics ends.
00:25:58.960 --> 00:25:59.680
Oh, yeah.
00:26:00.000 --> 00:26:02.799
And it is ending, and it's gone down soon.
00:26:03.039 --> 00:26:04.000
I I'm sorry.
00:26:05.039 --> 00:26:06.960
Oh, so there's the other milk part of the trick.
00:26:07.039 --> 00:26:07.519
That's good.
00:26:07.599 --> 00:26:09.119
Well that was worse than I thought it would be.
00:26:09.279 --> 00:26:09.599
You think?
00:26:09.759 --> 00:26:10.640
Yeah, it was.
00:26:11.119 --> 00:26:15.839
I guess it's kind of like sometimes even when I eat dessert, because is this dessert or is this like a meal?
00:26:16.079 --> 00:26:16.640
That's a great question.
00:26:16.799 --> 00:26:17.440
That's a great question.
00:26:17.519 --> 00:26:18.960
It is a treat and a dessert.
00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:21.839
So you I've it's like British pudding and desserts though.
00:26:22.640 --> 00:26:22.799
Exactly.
00:26:22.880 --> 00:26:23.839
What's your favorite dessert?
00:26:24.160 --> 00:26:27.519
I love like a big chewy chocolate chip cookie with walnuts and salt on top.
00:26:27.839 --> 00:26:28.720
Oh, that sounds really good.
00:26:28.799 --> 00:26:29.359
Yeah, what about you?
00:26:29.519 --> 00:26:30.880
Mine is a mint Oreo blizzard.
00:26:31.039 --> 00:26:31.359
Number one.
00:26:31.680 --> 00:26:32.559
Number one by a mile.
00:26:32.720 --> 00:26:32.880
Yeah.
00:26:32.960 --> 00:26:33.039
Yeah.
00:26:33.279 --> 00:26:34.319
Mint or an ice cream.
00:26:34.400 --> 00:26:34.799
No offense.
00:26:34.960 --> 00:26:35.680
Not none taken.
00:26:35.759 --> 00:26:36.480
I didn't invent it.
00:26:36.640 --> 00:26:37.920
My favorite is cherries and milk.
00:26:38.079 --> 00:26:38.480
Of course.
00:26:38.880 --> 00:26:39.279
Of course.
00:26:39.440 --> 00:26:39.680
Of course.
00:26:40.079 --> 00:26:44.880
Now, how many times, because you've been dead for nearly 175 years.
00:26:45.039 --> 00:26:46.240
Um math.
00:26:46.480 --> 00:26:47.200
And math.
00:26:47.359 --> 00:26:48.720
And it's over, actually.
00:26:49.039 --> 00:26:50.559
Nearly as in either.
00:26:51.519 --> 00:26:51.680
Around.
00:26:52.640 --> 00:26:55.279
Two bitchy men talking about math.
00:26:57.680 --> 00:26:58.319
Good God.
00:26:58.559 --> 00:27:01.839
How many times do you think you've died of cherries and milk in the afterlife?
00:27:02.000 --> 00:27:03.519
Oh, how many stars are in the sky?
00:27:03.759 --> 00:27:04.240
Oh my god.
00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:05.119
Trillions?
00:27:05.359 --> 00:27:07.359
Count the grains of sand on the beach.
00:27:07.440 --> 00:27:08.000
You can't do it.
00:27:08.160 --> 00:27:08.640
I don't know.
00:27:08.720 --> 00:27:10.799
Because here, obviously, time means less.
00:27:11.119 --> 00:27:11.279
Yes.
00:27:11.440 --> 00:27:14.400
Um, without the progression of anything, we're all frozen in the moment that we are in.
00:27:14.559 --> 00:27:14.880
Yes.
00:27:15.039 --> 00:27:16.240
Um, so I don't know.
00:27:16.400 --> 00:27:28.400
Uh but the the darkness keeps coming because I've eaten so many cherries and milk, and then I awake again on that same colorless, featureless beach where we all awake when we pass on, and I'm confused.
00:27:28.480 --> 00:27:29.759
And then now I kind of get it.
00:27:29.839 --> 00:27:30.400
I'm like, okay.
00:27:30.720 --> 00:27:32.640
And then I start the trudge of sins.
00:27:32.799 --> 00:27:33.119
Yeah.
00:27:33.519 --> 00:27:41.759
Um, and I get back to my home uh here in the afterworld, and I open up the cooler, and I just get different working.
00:27:42.160 --> 00:27:43.599
Yeah, you dive right back in.
00:27:43.920 --> 00:27:45.440
It's it's like your destiny.
00:27:45.519 --> 00:27:48.880
It's like no matter what you change, yeah, you're always supposed to die that way.
00:27:49.039 --> 00:27:52.720
It's like a uh uh Sisyphus that you are choosing.
00:27:52.880 --> 00:27:53.279
Yes, Abby.
00:27:54.240 --> 00:27:56.559
Sisyphus if he's like, fuck, I love pushing this rock.
00:27:56.720 --> 00:27:57.200
Yeah, yeah.
00:27:57.440 --> 00:27:59.359
Yeah, it's like if a Sisyphus loved it.
00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:01.039
If a Sisyphus was a sub.
00:28:01.200 --> 00:28:04.000
I think Sisyphus is a total fucking simp for that.
00:28:04.160 --> 00:28:04.720
Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:28:04.880 --> 00:28:05.920
I think he would pay.
00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:07.359
If he wasn't forced to do it, he'd be paid.
00:28:07.759 --> 00:28:09.920
I think he'd be uh so obsessed with it.
00:28:10.079 --> 00:28:11.599
Yeah, people are like, why are you doing it?
00:28:11.680 --> 00:28:12.960
He's like, God's making me.
00:28:13.359 --> 00:28:14.799
And you're like, no, he's fucking not.
00:28:15.759 --> 00:28:16.240
You like it.
00:28:16.319 --> 00:28:18.000
Stop being so fucking humiliated by your face.
00:28:18.240 --> 00:28:19.519
Don't make it roll back down.
00:28:19.680 --> 00:28:21.359
Yeah, don't make it roll back down.
00:28:21.680 --> 00:28:23.440
Sisyphus is a pervert.
00:28:23.920 --> 00:28:25.839
Well, I don't want to king shave him at all.
00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:29.200
Um, but absolutely because have you been to his mountain?
00:28:29.359 --> 00:28:29.440
No.
00:28:29.920 --> 00:28:30.880
Have you seen him doing it?
00:28:31.119 --> 00:28:32.559
Rock hard the whole time.
00:28:32.799 --> 00:28:33.440
A whole way up.
00:28:34.559 --> 00:28:35.599
The rock is or his BS.
00:28:36.319 --> 00:28:39.599
And I don't know if that's part of the punishment because that would make it harder, just objectively.
00:28:39.839 --> 00:28:41.119
I think it's his art.
00:28:41.599 --> 00:28:42.880
I would have I would hope so.
00:28:44.240 --> 00:28:45.759
I hate to see a flaccid rock.
00:28:46.000 --> 00:28:49.519
And they're almost like it happens, and you're like, wouldn't that be lava?
00:28:49.680 --> 00:28:51.039
They're almost like it's lava.
00:28:51.119 --> 00:28:55.200
It's it's it's it's totally normal, and I'm like, it's not you, babe.
00:28:55.279 --> 00:28:57.039
I'm like, yeah, yeah, I know it's not me.
00:28:57.279 --> 00:28:58.799
You're talking about so much is what's making it.
00:28:59.119 --> 00:29:00.640
It's just like, I didn't say anything.
00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:02.000
You're talking about it.
00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:02.720
Okay.
00:29:02.960 --> 00:29:03.279
All right.
00:29:03.440 --> 00:29:05.920
Well, I think this is a good time for a commercial break.
00:29:06.079 --> 00:29:10.160
Um, I have to actually throw this entire bowl out uh because I can't look at it anymore.
00:29:10.240 --> 00:29:11.359
So we'll be right back.
00:29:11.599 --> 00:29:13.440
Look, one of them looks like a little butt.
00:29:15.599 --> 00:29:17.519
Are you dead and looking for a lawyer?
00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:19.759
Because me too, but I can't find any.
00:29:19.920 --> 00:29:21.200
I think they're all in hell.
00:29:21.359 --> 00:29:25.279
If you can find one, go ahead and call me at 123-1235.
00:29:25.680 --> 00:29:28.240
I'm dead and I need a lawyer.
00:29:29.599 --> 00:29:30.960
And we're back.
00:29:31.279 --> 00:29:31.759
We'll leave.
00:29:31.920 --> 00:29:33.279
I'm so excited for our next guest.
00:29:33.440 --> 00:29:33.920
As am I.
00:29:34.000 --> 00:29:38.000
As a musician myself, as we discussed recently, it's nice to have another one on the couch.
00:29:38.240 --> 00:29:40.480
Please welcome Selky Johnson.
00:29:40.720 --> 00:29:42.400
What a dude plus I've Silky.
00:29:42.720 --> 00:29:43.680
What is up?
00:29:44.240 --> 00:29:44.960
How we living?
00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:46.000
Wait.
00:29:47.759 --> 00:29:48.880
How we're gonna be able to do it.
00:29:48.960 --> 00:29:50.000
How we dying, how we dying.
00:29:50.160 --> 00:29:50.480
We're done.
00:29:50.559 --> 00:29:51.200
We're dying good.
00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:51.680
Yeah.
00:29:52.000 --> 00:29:52.720
How are you?
00:29:52.960 --> 00:29:57.119
Hey man, you know, I'm you know, I'm I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere.
00:29:57.359 --> 00:30:04.559
You know, when you're when you're in the afterlife, it's you got a lot of time to experience every type of emotion that you possibly can.
00:30:04.799 --> 00:30:05.039
Whoa.
00:30:05.359 --> 00:30:09.039
Yeah, and I and I feel like it's fun to try and explore those different emotions, right?
00:30:09.279 --> 00:30:11.519
Yeah, are there any that are hitting you right now?
00:30:13.279 --> 00:30:19.200
You know, I'm just you know, I'm I'm trying not to be upset.
00:30:19.440 --> 00:30:20.960
I'm trying not to be upset.
00:30:21.200 --> 00:30:21.920
It's okay to be upset.
00:30:22.240 --> 00:30:22.880
Big feelings like that.
00:30:23.039 --> 00:30:24.400
Well, depending on what it is, you know.
00:30:24.480 --> 00:30:28.960
I just I really thought the world was gonna end.
00:30:29.200 --> 00:30:29.680
You know?
00:30:29.920 --> 00:30:38.240
I didn't, I wasn't sure if the world was gonna end, but my goddamn hype man and my goddamn DJ, they said, listen, the Mayan calendar, it's gonna happen.
00:30:38.400 --> 00:30:39.839
We're where the world is gonna end.
00:30:39.920 --> 00:30:41.119
And I was like, well, why don't we just wait?
00:30:41.200 --> 00:30:47.680
And they were like, no, let's just fucking go on a bender and go crazy, and then we'll we'll OD, we'll die, we'll have, we'll be in bliss.
00:30:47.839 --> 00:30:48.960
The fucking world didn't end.
00:30:49.039 --> 00:30:54.000
I'm up here, I'm finding people are new people are coming that have been dead, and I'm finding out that the world didn't end.
00:30:54.480 --> 00:30:55.839
This is like some 2012 shit.
00:30:56.000 --> 00:30:57.759
Yeah, I died in 2012.
00:30:58.240 --> 00:30:59.839
Oh my god.
00:31:00.160 --> 00:31:01.839
Like two days before December 19th.
00:31:02.559 --> 00:31:06.160
December 19th was the the big 21st, but I thought the 21st.
00:31:06.319 --> 00:31:07.839
If we had just waited, 2012.
00:31:08.799 --> 00:31:10.000
1221, 2012.
00:31:10.079 --> 00:31:10.559
That was a big day.
00:31:13.759 --> 00:31:20.400
I am so sorry, and I hate to ask this question, but did your hype man and your DJ die?
00:31:21.599 --> 00:31:23.599
Apparently, they did not.
00:31:24.079 --> 00:31:25.279
That's bullshit.
00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:26.640
Is terrible.
00:31:26.960 --> 00:31:27.359
They survived.
00:31:27.759 --> 00:31:28.240
Bullshit.
00:31:28.559 --> 00:31:32.400
If you're doing a mass annihilation, you have the courtesy to also die.
00:31:32.640 --> 00:31:33.039
Absolutely.
00:31:34.160 --> 00:31:34.640
Selfish.
00:31:34.799 --> 00:31:35.680
I'm so pissed.
00:31:36.160 --> 00:31:38.640
Is I I hate to jump to this.
00:31:38.720 --> 00:31:42.480
Do you think there was any like um Do you think it was purposeful?
00:31:43.599 --> 00:31:43.920
Whoa.
00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:45.119
Do you think it was purposeful?
00:31:45.279 --> 00:31:45.920
You died, they didn't?
00:31:46.160 --> 00:31:46.480
Oh no.
00:31:46.559 --> 00:31:48.880
In in 15 years, he hasn't thought about that.
00:31:49.200 --> 00:31:50.240
Oh no, oh no, oh no.
00:31:50.480 --> 00:31:51.440
You already said he was upset.
00:31:51.599 --> 00:31:52.400
He's gonna be really interested.
00:31:52.640 --> 00:31:53.359
Nearly 15 years old.
00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:55.039
You think they could have done it on purpose?
00:31:55.920 --> 00:31:58.000
That's I I don't know.
00:31:58.079 --> 00:32:01.759
If they're the ones that were it didn't seem like you were all that interested in doing it, right?
00:32:02.720 --> 00:32:06.480
I was just trying to part, you know, I was the man, I was their breadwinner.
00:32:06.559 --> 00:32:07.680
They couldn't have done that, you know.
00:32:08.160 --> 00:32:09.519
What is it that you did on Earth?
00:32:09.759 --> 00:32:11.920
Well, I was in a I was a rapper.
00:32:12.000 --> 00:32:14.240
Okay I wasn't I wasn't famous.
00:32:14.480 --> 00:32:15.440
There was a possibility.
00:32:15.599 --> 00:32:17.119
Thing is, I was getting some traction.
00:32:17.200 --> 00:32:21.200
Yeah, you know, I um I had I had a couple meetings with Bad Boy Records.
00:32:21.440 --> 00:32:21.680
Okay.
00:32:22.079 --> 00:32:22.240
Yeah.
00:32:22.400 --> 00:32:23.119
Who's in that one?
00:32:23.200 --> 00:32:23.839
Uh Diddy.
00:32:24.079 --> 00:32:24.240
Yeah.
00:32:25.039 --> 00:32:25.200
Okay.
00:32:25.359 --> 00:32:25.599
Yeah.
00:32:25.839 --> 00:32:26.799
You've been keeping up with anything?
00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:28.319
Yeah, I just recently found out.
00:32:28.400 --> 00:32:28.559
Yeah.
00:32:29.279 --> 00:32:29.359
Yeah.
00:32:29.599 --> 00:32:30.720
So I guess that kind of worked out my mind.
00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:32.240
Yeah, that was a good PR.
00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:35.359
Yeah, of course.
00:32:35.599 --> 00:32:36.240
I was very excited.
00:32:36.400 --> 00:32:37.680
Yeah, a big label.
00:32:37.920 --> 00:32:43.359
Uh, and I'm just upset because you know, I World War Z was about to come out.
00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:44.400
It had been taking years.
00:32:44.480 --> 00:32:45.359
I I can't talk.
00:32:45.599 --> 00:32:53.519
And I introduced I introduced my DJ DJ Dilly and my hype man, Big Man B, to World War Z in our book club.
00:32:53.680 --> 00:32:53.920
Yeah.
00:32:54.079 --> 00:32:55.279
And they got to go see it.
00:32:55.440 --> 00:32:58.559
And every time I talk about World War Z, nobody wants to tell me about it.
00:32:58.720 --> 00:33:00.720
They're always like, uh, you gotta see it.
00:33:00.880 --> 00:33:04.319
You gotta never seen it, so I can't tell you.
00:33:04.559 --> 00:33:05.039
I can't tell you.
00:33:05.200 --> 00:33:06.160
Oh I know Brad Pitt.
00:33:06.480 --> 00:33:06.880
It's not bad.
00:33:06.960 --> 00:33:08.960
Are they are they not telling me because it's bad?
00:33:09.200 --> 00:33:16.240
I what the only thing I've heard about it is that it's not a true uh it's not a good interpretation of the book, is what I've heard.
00:33:16.400 --> 00:33:17.440
Oh, that's a bummer.
00:33:17.599 --> 00:33:19.440
Yeah, I was so looking forward to that movie.
00:33:20.160 --> 00:33:21.279
I'm so sorry.
00:33:21.680 --> 00:33:27.039
I I just can't believe whether they meant to or not, your friends encouraged you to do something you didn't want to do.
00:33:27.119 --> 00:33:31.599
Yeah, and that, whether or not it's for uh self-annihilation, is bad fresh.
00:33:31.920 --> 00:33:32.319
That's never cool.
00:33:32.799 --> 00:33:33.759
That's never cool.
00:33:34.319 --> 00:33:36.960
I'm upset, yeah, but it's okay.
00:33:37.200 --> 00:33:41.759
You know, I've been I've been realizing the afterlife, there's a there's a multitude of possibilities.
00:33:42.000 --> 00:33:42.880
And you know what?
00:33:42.960 --> 00:33:48.480
I uh not to tell you what to do, but I think I've always been looking for new music in the afterlife.
00:33:48.720 --> 00:33:49.039
Yeah, yeah.
00:33:49.200 --> 00:33:51.359
Have you thought have you started any music up here?
00:33:51.599 --> 00:33:52.160
I have not.
00:33:52.319 --> 00:33:52.799
Yeah, yeah.
00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:54.720
We've had a couple guests who have put out new albums.
00:33:54.880 --> 00:33:56.400
Beethoven put on a new album.
00:33:56.799 --> 00:33:58.480
Uh uh, there was another one too.
00:33:58.640 --> 00:34:05.119
Um it's just a little tough when you're not famous, when you're not the famous start famous.
00:34:05.519 --> 00:34:06.799
This is just like Hollywood.
00:34:06.880 --> 00:34:07.920
You have to start famous.
00:34:08.559 --> 00:34:08.800
Yeah.
00:34:09.039 --> 00:34:10.559
But sometimes you do it for you, though.
00:34:10.719 --> 00:34:11.920
Sometimes you do art just for you.
00:34:12.159 --> 00:34:17.679
Yeah, is there any any song you were like almost gonna release and then you died and and you wish it had been released?
00:34:17.760 --> 00:34:19.679
You can release it here if you want.
00:34:20.000 --> 00:34:23.920
No, I've actually just been working on I have it's it hasn't been music.
00:34:24.000 --> 00:34:25.840
I've been working on a little personal pet project.
00:34:26.639 --> 00:34:28.400
Personal pet project or pest project.
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:29.440
Pet project.
00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:31.280
It's not it's it's it's just a little something.
00:34:31.360 --> 00:34:32.480
So I'm thinking, right?
00:34:32.719 --> 00:34:34.159
Okay, but we're in the afterlife.
00:34:34.320 --> 00:34:37.519
Yeah, we don't have movies here or shows here.
00:34:37.599 --> 00:34:40.480
We can't see what's being created in the present time.
00:34:40.639 --> 00:34:41.840
Yeah, we can't watch that.
00:34:42.000 --> 00:34:43.440
We can only make our own crap.
00:34:44.079 --> 00:34:51.920
So why don't we get the directors and the writers who are past and have them recreate the stuff that's happening on earth?
00:34:52.159 --> 00:34:53.039
Recreate a Hollywood, yeah.
00:34:53.199 --> 00:34:54.159
Recreate the best of it.
00:34:54.320 --> 00:34:56.719
Recreate the stuff that is happening, not create new stuff, yeah.
00:34:56.960 --> 00:35:01.599
Recreate the exact what if we had David Lynch make the rest of Game of Thrones?
00:35:01.760 --> 00:35:04.239
I only saw the first two seasons, they were great, you know?
00:35:04.480 --> 00:35:05.119
That's a great idea.
00:35:05.199 --> 00:35:07.199
Oh David Lynch died.
00:35:07.440 --> 00:35:07.840
Oh no.
00:35:08.320 --> 00:35:09.519
Well, but oh yes.
00:35:09.760 --> 00:35:10.559
But oh yes.
00:35:10.960 --> 00:35:11.519
That's good.
00:35:11.679 --> 00:35:12.400
Wow, okay.
00:35:12.639 --> 00:35:15.920
How about a Stanley Kubrick season of Game of Thrones, you know?
00:35:16.079 --> 00:35:17.440
Everyone could do Game of The Own Thrones.
00:35:17.679 --> 00:35:19.360
Everybody does their own season of Game of Thrones.
00:35:19.599 --> 00:35:20.559
Whoa, that could be huge.
00:35:20.880 --> 00:35:21.519
Orson Wells.
00:35:21.760 --> 00:35:22.239
Game of Thrones.
00:35:22.400 --> 00:35:22.800
Game of Thrones.
00:35:23.039 --> 00:35:23.599
Game of Thrones.
00:35:23.840 --> 00:35:24.079
Wait.
00:35:24.320 --> 00:35:26.000
The problem is I'm not famous.
00:35:26.159 --> 00:35:33.280
So I've been trying to get people together to get this idea, this thought process out there, and maybe like a collective.
00:35:34.000 --> 00:35:37.039
Tell the you know and Walid and I, to some have a level of fame.
00:35:37.280 --> 00:35:38.800
Yeah, to a certain extent.
00:35:38.960 --> 00:35:39.840
But yeah, no, feel free to do that.
00:35:40.000 --> 00:35:40.800
Maybe we can make moves.
00:35:40.960 --> 00:35:41.760
Hey man, fuck it.
00:35:41.840 --> 00:35:45.599
Let's have Sidney Portier play Frodo Baggins, right?
00:35:46.000 --> 00:35:46.400
Yeah.
00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:47.679
He's not directing it.
00:35:47.760 --> 00:35:51.039
He's just playing Frodo in Game of Through.
00:35:51.760 --> 00:35:53.360
No, I'm talking, I'm talking crazy.
00:35:53.440 --> 00:35:53.920
We can do anything.
00:35:54.239 --> 00:35:58.480
Yeah, Danny Kubrick drives Wear the Rings and Sydney Portier and Frodo Baggins.
00:35:59.119 --> 00:35:59.440
That sounds great.
00:35:59.599 --> 00:36:00.000
That sounds good.
00:36:00.239 --> 00:36:01.920
I watched the shit out of Sydney Portier's.
00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:02.719
It's Frodo?
00:36:02.960 --> 00:36:03.840
Bro, it's the afterlife.
00:36:03.920 --> 00:36:05.280
We could do what the fuck we want.
00:36:05.519 --> 00:36:12.000
We could have every hot person that's ever died be the new like Game of Thrones.
00:36:12.239 --> 00:36:13.440
Why they gotta be hot?
00:36:14.239 --> 00:36:17.519
I want everyone I would like a reason to watch Game of Thrones.
00:36:18.079 --> 00:36:19.360
You never watch Game of Thrones?
00:36:19.679 --> 00:36:21.039
I've seen the last two episodes.
00:36:21.280 --> 00:36:22.719
That's a that's crazy.
00:36:23.039 --> 00:36:23.440
What?
00:36:23.599 --> 00:36:24.159
I know.
00:36:24.400 --> 00:36:25.039
Wow.
00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:26.559
I've heard bad things.
00:36:26.800 --> 00:36:28.719
You haven't even Oh, you said you only seen the first two seasons.
00:36:29.199 --> 00:36:30.159
Yeah, they came out 21.
00:36:30.400 --> 00:36:31.519
And I saw the last two episodes.
00:36:31.760 --> 00:36:35.599
So together, we've seen about two seasons.
00:36:36.239 --> 00:36:38.480
Just a hair over two seasons.
00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:42.159
I I've seen the whole thing and it's it does end poorly.
00:36:43.199 --> 00:36:45.039
I can take a crack at the last season.
00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:47.840
Oh, you're you're putting yourself on that list.
00:36:47.920 --> 00:36:51.119
We said Stanley Kubrick, Sidney Potier.
00:36:51.280 --> 00:36:52.400
Um me?
00:36:52.639 --> 00:36:53.039
Why not?
00:36:53.199 --> 00:36:53.599
Why not?
00:36:53.760 --> 00:36:54.000
Okay.
00:36:54.159 --> 00:36:55.199
Why the fuck not?
00:36:55.679 --> 00:36:59.280
I guess if we're really in a why the feck not territory.
00:36:59.599 --> 00:37:01.760
I mean, if everybody's taking a shot, I'll take a shot at it.
00:37:01.920 --> 00:37:03.440
Okay, what would you do to Game of Thrones?
00:37:03.599 --> 00:37:04.480
What's your directing style?
00:37:04.559 --> 00:37:05.440
And I want to hear yours too.
00:37:05.679 --> 00:37:06.960
The directing style or the story?
00:37:07.039 --> 00:37:08.559
What am I What's the story?
00:37:08.719 --> 00:37:09.360
What's the story?
00:37:09.519 --> 00:37:10.159
How's it different?
00:37:10.320 --> 00:37:10.639
Yeah.
00:37:10.880 --> 00:37:14.079
Um, well, first of all, I think Jamie should kill Cersei.
00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:15.920
See, this means nothing to you.
00:37:16.239 --> 00:37:17.760
I know it's not landing on me.
00:37:18.559 --> 00:37:19.760
It's not landing for me either.
00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:20.880
This isn't landing.
00:37:21.119 --> 00:37:22.320
I I red light.
00:37:22.480 --> 00:37:23.280
I'm not interested.
00:37:23.519 --> 00:37:25.280
Silky, what are you what's your take on Game of Thrones?
00:37:25.599 --> 00:37:27.679
Game of Thrones, first two seasons great.
00:37:27.760 --> 00:37:33.599
Uh, I thought it was gonna be the greatest show ever, and then I keep hearing people saying that it was bad and it ended badly, and I'm like, how is that possible?
00:37:33.679 --> 00:37:34.960
Yeah, how's that even possible?
00:37:35.280 --> 00:37:36.559
Maybe let's torrent you a copy.
00:37:36.719 --> 00:37:37.280
I think maybe we could.
00:37:37.599 --> 00:37:38.079
Is it possible?
00:37:38.159 --> 00:37:39.039
Maybe we might be able to tell you.
00:37:39.280 --> 00:37:42.000
It might be possible to get you that and World War Z.
00:37:42.880 --> 00:37:43.360
Really?
00:37:43.599 --> 00:37:44.719
I think we could figure it out.
00:37:44.960 --> 00:37:46.400
Maybe if we find some dead hackers.
00:37:46.880 --> 00:37:51.039
Could call in if you have access to the MP4s of these things.
00:37:51.360 --> 00:37:52.719
Who's a dead hacker that we know?
00:37:52.880 --> 00:37:55.599
Oh, like Wayne Knight from Jurassic Park.
00:37:55.920 --> 00:37:57.039
Oh, yes.
00:37:57.280 --> 00:37:59.599
I was like, who's the WikiLeaks guy?
00:37:59.840 --> 00:38:01.280
Oh, Edward Snowden, he's still like.
00:38:01.519 --> 00:38:02.320
Or Julian Assange.
00:38:02.960 --> 00:38:03.599
Those are the same guy, right?
00:38:03.920 --> 00:38:07.360
I really confuse both of them because they're both white, like uh Scandinavians.
00:38:07.840 --> 00:38:13.199
Yeah, and if something we'll get you Julian Assange when he dies.
00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:13.599
Uh-huh.
00:38:13.920 --> 00:38:17.039
No, yeah, if somebody could go kill David Fincher, that'd be great.
00:38:17.519 --> 00:38:18.159
No, Finch.
00:38:18.239 --> 00:38:18.639
Oh, yeah.
00:38:18.800 --> 00:38:21.199
This is an interesting thing we don't talk about in the afterlife.
00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:27.599
Is sometimes when your favorite artist is still on Earth, and you're kind of like, how do I make them kick the bucket a little sooner so they get up here?
00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:28.159
You know what I mean?
00:38:28.480 --> 00:38:30.400
A little bit of possession, stabby stabby, you know what I mean.
00:38:31.199 --> 00:38:31.599
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:38:31.840 --> 00:38:32.320
Absolutely.
00:38:32.559 --> 00:38:34.880
Is the name Silky your birth name?
00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:35.599
Uh, yeah.
00:38:35.679 --> 00:38:37.840
My parents, they were jazz musicians.
00:38:38.239 --> 00:38:39.119
Were they really?
00:38:39.280 --> 00:38:39.679
Yeah.
00:38:39.920 --> 00:38:40.480
That's cool.
00:38:40.800 --> 00:38:43.920
What did they uh singing, instruments, brass?
00:38:44.000 --> 00:38:44.480
What do they do?
00:38:44.639 --> 00:38:47.840
Oh, my mother sang and my daddy played the upright bass.
00:38:48.000 --> 00:38:48.880
Oh, I love the case.
00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:52.239
Oh my god, and then you're a rapper, you're like a musical family.
00:38:52.480 --> 00:38:53.840
Yeah, real musical family.
00:38:54.000 --> 00:38:56.880
Did they support you going into rap as opposed to jazz?
00:38:57.119 --> 00:39:02.079
Uh, unfortunately, they had passed before uh they my rap career began.
00:39:02.400 --> 00:39:06.239
Okay, and I haven't really had to confront them about it because they're in hell.
00:39:06.559 --> 00:39:07.440
They're in hell?
00:39:07.599 --> 00:39:07.920
Yeah, they are.
00:39:08.159 --> 00:39:09.679
I thought all jazz musicians go to hell.
00:39:09.760 --> 00:39:13.199
Oh, they were Jehovah's Witnesses, so yeah, they that stinks.
00:39:13.440 --> 00:39:14.880
Unfortunately, that stinks.
00:39:15.039 --> 00:39:18.000
And they go to hell not because of their beliefs, but because they bother people too much, right?
00:39:18.159 --> 00:39:18.800
Isn't that what it was?
00:39:18.960 --> 00:39:19.119
Yeah.
00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:22.559
And they can't even get like a little welcome party down there because they don't like holidays.
00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:24.559
So you can't do anything to celebrate it.
00:39:24.719 --> 00:39:24.960
That's right.
00:39:25.039 --> 00:39:25.360
That's right.
00:39:25.519 --> 00:39:27.119
Because you are allowed to celebrate your birthday in hell.
00:39:27.360 --> 00:39:27.440
Yeah.
00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:28.159
You're allowed to.
00:39:29.119 --> 00:39:29.679
Oh my gosh.
00:39:30.000 --> 00:39:30.239
Wow.
00:39:30.320 --> 00:39:33.039
Okay, so you can't even talk to your parents about your rap career.
00:39:33.199 --> 00:39:34.719
That well, you can talk to us.
00:39:34.880 --> 00:39:35.519
You can talk to us.
00:39:35.760 --> 00:39:36.000
Yeah.
00:39:36.159 --> 00:39:36.880
You know, it was cool.
00:39:36.960 --> 00:39:37.360
It was great.
00:39:37.440 --> 00:39:39.280
I was uh, you know, I was making moves.
00:39:39.599 --> 00:39:42.000
I saw, you know, I was just out here.
00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:54.719
Uh see, I got the name, I got the the idea of getting a hype man and a DJ because I felt like like a jazz band.
00:39:54.880 --> 00:39:56.079
You need multiple parts.
00:39:56.239 --> 00:40:00.960
Like you most rap careers or rap artists is very front-facing on the one artist.
00:40:01.519 --> 00:40:02.719
Were these guys friends of yours?
00:40:02.880 --> 00:40:03.679
They were friends of mine.
00:40:03.920 --> 00:40:04.639
You were like a DJ B.
00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:06.559
DJ Dilly and Big Man B.
00:40:07.679 --> 00:40:08.400
I think that's what you said.
00:40:08.559 --> 00:40:09.039
That's what I said.
00:40:09.280 --> 00:40:09.360
Yeah.
00:40:10.159 --> 00:40:12.880
But they they were like childhood friends of yours that came up with.
00:40:13.039 --> 00:40:13.840
They were friends I had met.
00:40:14.079 --> 00:40:16.079
They had they were friends I had met along the way, you know.
00:40:16.320 --> 00:40:16.800
A lot of the way.
00:40:17.039 --> 00:40:19.119
You know, I was smoking a lot of weed, yeah.
00:40:19.280 --> 00:40:20.719
I was selling a lot of weed.
00:40:20.960 --> 00:40:21.119
Yeah.
00:40:21.679 --> 00:40:24.079
And um, you know, we crossed paths.
00:40:24.239 --> 00:40:24.559
Yeah.
00:40:24.800 --> 00:40:28.159
And and one was DJ, and I was like, oh man, you know, that's cool.
00:40:28.239 --> 00:40:29.119
That's cool.
00:40:29.360 --> 00:40:35.039
And um, we had met we had met outside of uh a wing shop.
00:40:35.119 --> 00:40:36.159
I was going to get some wings.
00:40:36.400 --> 00:40:36.639
Yeah.
00:40:37.119 --> 00:40:39.440
And I was going to get a 12-piece lemon pepper flat.
00:40:39.920 --> 00:40:41.280
I was literally gonna ask what flavor is.
00:40:41.679 --> 00:40:42.079
Fried hard.
00:40:42.320 --> 00:40:43.119
Wait, what's a flat?
00:40:43.199 --> 00:40:43.440
Sorry.
00:40:43.599 --> 00:40:45.840
The flat is the drum is like the leg.
00:40:46.000 --> 00:40:46.159
Okay.
00:40:46.320 --> 00:40:47.440
And the flat is like the wing.
00:40:47.599 --> 00:40:51.360
Like, I mean, you know, it's it is the wing, you know, on the two portions of a wing.
00:40:51.440 --> 00:40:51.599
Yes.
00:40:51.840 --> 00:40:55.440
There's the drum with the the leg meat, and you know, flat is the water.
00:40:57.039 --> 00:40:58.800
I literally I'm learning a different culture.
00:40:59.039 --> 00:41:00.639
Yes, I truly have no idea.
00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:09.920
There are certain places where you can specify whether you want a flat or a plump uh DJ Dilly, he was DJing at the wing spot.
00:41:10.000 --> 00:41:10.559
That's incredible.
00:41:10.719 --> 00:41:10.800
Yeah.
00:41:11.119 --> 00:41:12.239
The wing spot or the wing spot?
00:41:12.400 --> 00:41:13.119
At the wing spot.
00:41:13.280 --> 00:41:14.000
At the wing spot.
00:41:14.079 --> 00:41:14.480
Yeah, yeah.
00:41:14.639 --> 00:41:15.440
At the wing spot.
00:41:15.679 --> 00:41:18.400
And um, and I was like, man, these wings.
00:41:18.480 --> 00:41:21.760
And then you just start kind of like yeah, yeah.
00:41:21.840 --> 00:41:24.079
It was crazy because he also was the fry cook.
00:41:24.159 --> 00:41:25.760
He was good with his hands, you know what I'm saying?
00:41:25.840 --> 00:41:28.239
He was the fry cook and the DJ, you know?
00:41:28.480 --> 00:41:29.039
Damn.
00:41:29.199 --> 00:41:30.400
This is Big B.
00:41:30.719 --> 00:41:31.760
This is this is DJ Dilly.
00:41:31.840 --> 00:41:32.400
This is DJ Dilly.
00:41:32.480 --> 00:41:34.239
DJ Dilly sounds so delicious, by the way.
00:41:34.480 --> 00:41:35.519
Just like a big pickle.
00:41:35.599 --> 00:41:37.679
Yeah, well, and a dilly is a type of bar.
00:41:38.559 --> 00:41:39.440
Yes, at Dairy Queen.
00:41:39.599 --> 00:41:41.760
I guess where you can get a dilly bar.
00:41:41.920 --> 00:41:42.320
A blister.
00:41:42.800 --> 00:41:43.599
Funny enough.
00:41:43.840 --> 00:41:44.239
Bitch.
00:41:44.480 --> 00:41:49.920
Funny enough, I accidentally hit Big Man B with a car out in a Dairy Queen parking lot.
00:41:50.159 --> 00:41:51.440
And that's Whoa.
00:41:51.760 --> 00:41:52.719
Was that funny to him?
00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:54.000
No, I was just saying, you brought up the.
00:41:55.440 --> 00:41:56.000
I guess it is funny.
00:41:56.480 --> 00:41:57.039
Coincidentally.
00:41:57.280 --> 00:41:58.159
Oh, he was okay.
00:41:58.480 --> 00:41:58.960
He was okay.
00:41:59.199 --> 00:41:59.679
He was okay.
00:41:59.840 --> 00:42:01.840
Now, but he was okay.
00:42:02.159 --> 00:42:03.679
He was okay enough to start working with you.
00:42:03.840 --> 00:42:04.320
Yeah, yeah.
00:42:04.400 --> 00:42:06.159
I I had to there's no animosity to be a good thing.
00:42:06.239 --> 00:42:08.960
No, there was no animosity because I was like, hey, hey, man, man, I'm sorry.
00:42:09.039 --> 00:42:09.760
I apologize.
00:42:09.840 --> 00:42:10.000
Yeah.
00:42:10.079 --> 00:42:10.639
I'm a little hot.
00:42:10.880 --> 00:42:11.519
He said, Oh, it's okay.
00:42:11.599 --> 00:42:12.320
I'm a little hot too.
00:42:12.480 --> 00:42:13.199
Did he say oh it's okay?
00:42:13.280 --> 00:42:14.960
Or is he like, oh, it's okay?
00:42:16.239 --> 00:42:17.760
At first he was like, oh, it's okay.
00:42:17.920 --> 00:42:18.239
Okay.
00:42:18.400 --> 00:42:22.000
But then he smelled them 10-piece lemon pepper fried wings hard.
00:42:22.400 --> 00:42:23.519
And didn't you say 12 piece before?
00:42:23.599 --> 00:42:24.079
Did you eat two?
00:42:25.280 --> 00:42:25.840
Don't tell.
00:42:26.960 --> 00:42:28.559
I told him I got a 10-piece.
00:42:29.039 --> 00:42:29.840
And he said, you know what?
00:42:29.920 --> 00:42:30.639
I'll take the 10-piece.
00:42:30.800 --> 00:42:33.519
I said, hey man, can we split the 10 piece?
00:42:33.679 --> 00:42:33.760
Oh.
00:42:34.320 --> 00:42:34.960
Split the 10 piece.
00:42:35.039 --> 00:42:37.039
Let's split the 10-piece and a blizzard.
00:42:37.199 --> 00:42:37.440
Okay.
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:39.280
And and and that sounds good.
00:42:40.159 --> 00:42:41.679
And I know you're astonished by this.
00:42:42.079 --> 00:42:42.320
But listen.
00:42:42.719 --> 00:42:42.960
Crap.
00:42:43.039 --> 00:42:43.440
That sounds good.
00:42:43.679 --> 00:42:44.719
That sounds so good right now.
00:42:45.039 --> 00:42:46.880
We are poor potheads at the time.
00:42:47.519 --> 00:42:48.079
Of course.
00:42:48.400 --> 00:42:58.639
So this was you know, I there is no amount of money that I could have in my bank account in which five flat lemon pepper chicken wings and half a blizzard sounds.
00:42:59.119 --> 00:43:00.880
I'm thinking about the vegetarian version.
00:43:01.199 --> 00:43:04.159
I'm like truly my my tongue getting heavy.
00:43:04.239 --> 00:43:04.400
Uh huh.
00:43:04.639 --> 00:43:06.639
Drown a ship right now.
00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:07.599
Yeah.
00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:08.400
Absolutely.
00:43:08.559 --> 00:43:10.079
I get horny for these wings.
00:43:10.320 --> 00:43:12.239
And and and we became best friends, you know?
00:43:12.400 --> 00:43:13.280
Like, how could you not?
00:43:13.360 --> 00:43:13.599
You know?
00:43:13.760 --> 00:43:13.920
Wow.
00:43:14.000 --> 00:43:14.400
That's amazing.
00:43:14.559 --> 00:43:15.119
How can you not?
00:43:15.280 --> 00:43:15.519
Okay.
00:43:15.599 --> 00:43:16.000
Yeah.
00:43:16.239 --> 00:43:18.159
I just uh that I mean that's great.
00:43:18.239 --> 00:43:20.559
I'm glad that you guys hit it off so well.
00:43:20.719 --> 00:43:29.599
I just am so concerned that maybe potentially this start of a relationship is maybe what led to your own death or your own downfall.
00:43:30.719 --> 00:43:32.639
Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:36.000
Yeah, he's never considered it in his whole life.
00:43:36.639 --> 00:43:38.079
He's never even considered it one time.
00:43:39.679 --> 00:43:40.159
I don't like it.
00:43:40.400 --> 00:43:41.760
Damn, hold on.
00:43:43.440 --> 00:43:44.400
Oh man.
00:43:44.639 --> 00:43:45.039
Yeah.
00:43:45.199 --> 00:43:51.519
Damn, if I had never hit him in that Dairy Queen parking lot, I might have been in the theater on the opening night of World War Z.
00:43:51.920 --> 00:43:54.159
I mean, it's a weird butterfly fact.
00:43:54.400 --> 00:43:57.519
Because maybe, but maybe also you wouldn't have even become a rapper without him, you know?
00:43:57.760 --> 00:43:58.239
That's very true.
00:43:58.480 --> 00:43:58.639
Right?
00:43:58.719 --> 00:43:59.679
Like, who's to say?
00:44:00.239 --> 00:44:03.360
I mean, maybe you stole it, so it's kind of like a probably not happen, actually.
00:44:05.280 --> 00:44:06.880
Uh, it's crazy.
00:44:07.119 --> 00:44:07.519
Yeah.
00:44:07.920 --> 00:44:08.320
Yeah.
00:44:08.559 --> 00:44:08.800
Yeah.
00:44:10.000 --> 00:44:14.400
But you know, but haven't you come to the afterlife and been like, actually turns out it's better here?
00:44:14.639 --> 00:44:15.360
It is kind of better.
00:44:15.519 --> 00:44:17.199
You know, it's crazy because I've been here 15 years.
00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:18.480
I ain't never thought about this.
00:44:18.639 --> 00:44:21.760
Because it's crazy here, because you can masturbate as much as you want, you know?
00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:23.199
I spent years masturbating.
00:44:23.280 --> 00:44:23.920
I didn't even think about it.
00:44:24.320 --> 00:44:26.320
And people didn't like that on earth when if you did that?
00:44:26.559 --> 00:44:28.480
I couldn't do it on earth, not like you can in the afterlife.
00:44:28.719 --> 00:44:29.840
I'm talking about in the afterlife.
00:44:30.000 --> 00:44:32.719
The first, I think six years in the afterlife, I spent masturbating.
00:44:32.800 --> 00:44:33.039
Oh, yeah.
00:44:34.079 --> 00:44:35.039
That's called gooning.
00:44:35.280 --> 00:44:36.079
It's called gooning?
00:44:36.320 --> 00:44:36.960
It's called gooning.
00:44:37.280 --> 00:44:39.519
Gooning is when you do it a lot.
00:44:39.840 --> 00:44:45.360
And you like try to get to like and do that, we don't when does it cross the line into gooning?
00:44:45.519 --> 00:44:45.840
Okay.
00:44:46.079 --> 00:44:47.760
I listened to a podcast about this.
00:44:48.159 --> 00:44:51.280
Would love to know because and and we're a podcast that's gonna talk about now.
00:44:51.360 --> 00:44:51.519
Okay.
00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:52.400
This is a podcast?
00:44:52.480 --> 00:44:52.800
What's it?
00:44:53.039 --> 00:44:53.840
It's a and it's a young.
00:44:54.559 --> 00:44:54.880
Oh, okay.
00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:59.039
We found out that we're on the internet, and so we're on we're dead at social media.
00:44:59.360 --> 00:44:59.840
We're dead show.
00:45:00.000 --> 00:45:00.800
Sorry, now we're dead.
00:45:01.119 --> 00:45:08.559
Um so gooning, I think, crosses into m masturbating crosses into gooning territory, I think, because of the habitualness.
00:45:08.800 --> 00:45:11.199
And gooning often involves a lot of screens.
00:45:11.599 --> 00:45:20.639
You're like multiple screening, quadrants, multiple quadrants, and the the the pornography you're watching is almost like watching like a bunch of vines.
00:45:20.800 --> 00:45:24.639
Like it's really short snippets, and people spend like eight hours doing that.
00:45:24.880 --> 00:45:25.280
Eight hours?
00:45:25.519 --> 00:45:29.119
And I think it's not even necessarily for like to fruition all the time.
00:45:29.280 --> 00:45:31.360
I think it's like there's a lot of edging stuff involved.
00:45:31.599 --> 00:45:37.599
It's like a community of people, and and it's you do goon offs where it's like I I think it's called something too.
00:45:37.679 --> 00:45:40.719
It's like, I dare you to send me something that would make me cut.
00:45:41.199 --> 00:45:43.360
So I think Gooning is in that universe.
00:45:43.840 --> 00:45:46.880
This is so I want to know if you've crossed over into Gooning.
00:45:47.360 --> 00:45:49.599
I I haven't involved other people.
00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:53.360
But the multiple screens, eight hours.
00:45:53.519 --> 00:45:58.960
I mean, I did um uh I did masturbate for six years straight.
00:45:59.119 --> 00:46:02.480
So I guess you might as well just call me I guess King Goon.
00:46:03.039 --> 00:46:03.440
King Goon.
00:46:03.840 --> 00:46:04.480
King Goon.
00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:05.119
King Goon.
00:46:05.440 --> 00:46:09.039
Who actually is a character in my version of Game of Thrones?
00:46:09.440 --> 00:46:10.079
King Goon.
00:46:10.320 --> 00:46:10.719
King Goon.
00:46:10.960 --> 00:46:11.360
King Goon.
00:46:11.519 --> 00:46:12.480
I don't want to get into it too much.
00:46:12.719 --> 00:46:16.400
King Goon honestly actually sounds like uh Krab Rangoon, which also sounds delicious.
00:46:16.480 --> 00:46:19.519
Maybe it was very I'm thinking of the the dictator of North Korea.
00:46:19.679 --> 00:46:20.320
Oh, Kim Jong.
00:46:20.719 --> 00:46:21.039
Kim Jong.
00:46:21.440 --> 00:46:22.880
Or it sounds Kim Goon Kim Jong Goon.
00:46:23.199 --> 00:46:26.400
Kim Jong Goon! Yeah, Kim Jong Goon.
00:46:28.480 --> 00:46:30.079
Alright, we should probably cut some questions.
00:46:31.760 --> 00:46:34.239
Um, we will be right back.
00:46:35.920 --> 00:46:38.400
Come on down to the Afterlife Ren Fair.
00:46:38.559 --> 00:46:41.039
Get painting lessons from Leonardo da Vinci.
00:46:41.199 --> 00:46:43.840
Yay! Get painting lessons from Michelangelo.
00:46:44.159 --> 00:46:46.719
Yay! Get painting lessons from Botticelli.
00:46:46.880 --> 00:46:48.239
Yay! Get your blood.
00:46:48.800 --> 00:46:51.840
Yay! Only at the Afterlife Renfare.
00:46:53.599 --> 00:46:54.559
And we're back.
00:46:54.719 --> 00:46:55.440
We'll lead.
00:46:55.599 --> 00:46:57.519
As you know, this is my favorite part of the episode.
00:46:57.679 --> 00:47:02.880
That's right, where we get a chance to not just introduce these characters to you, but also introduce them to each other.
00:47:03.039 --> 00:47:06.480
So please welcome back to the show, Zachary Taylor and Silky Johnson.
00:47:06.639 --> 00:47:08.800
Oh shit, Zachary Taylor Thomas in the house.
00:47:09.039 --> 00:47:09.280
No.
00:47:10.159 --> 00:47:11.760
We tried.
00:47:12.800 --> 00:47:13.119
We tried.
00:47:13.519 --> 00:47:14.079
He's not dead.
00:47:14.239 --> 00:47:15.760
This is President Zachary Taylor.
00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:16.320
Oh shit.
00:47:16.639 --> 00:47:19.840
He was the 12th president of the United States.
00:47:20.480 --> 00:47:21.119
Do you know all your presidents?
00:47:21.360 --> 00:47:22.159
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:47:22.320 --> 00:47:23.599
In order to know, wait, wait.
00:47:24.480 --> 00:47:25.920
You die while in office, right?
00:47:26.000 --> 00:47:26.400
Oh yeah.
00:47:26.559 --> 00:47:27.920
Are you the cherries and cream guy?
00:47:28.079 --> 00:47:29.280
I'm the cherries and cream guy.
00:47:29.360 --> 00:47:29.679
Oh man.
00:47:30.159 --> 00:47:30.960
Cream is generous.
00:47:31.039 --> 00:47:32.400
It's just milk.
00:47:32.800 --> 00:47:34.559
It almost sounds better as cream.
00:47:34.719 --> 00:47:36.159
Yeah, it does, but like, no.
00:47:36.719 --> 00:47:37.840
You need it to be waterier.
00:47:38.079 --> 00:47:39.920
So this is nice that you know about.
00:47:40.480 --> 00:47:41.760
I know about him because like I like.
00:47:43.039 --> 00:47:44.559
Nah, I go to this place called Cookout.
00:47:44.800 --> 00:47:48.239
It's like a cookout, it's like a little um fast food place in the South.
00:47:48.480 --> 00:47:49.920
And they're known for their milkshakes.
00:47:50.000 --> 00:47:50.320
Yeah.
00:47:50.480 --> 00:47:53.519
And I love to get the black cherry and chocolate milkshake.
00:47:53.679 --> 00:47:53.760
Yeah.
00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:54.719
I would get it every day.
00:47:55.199 --> 00:47:58.880
And this, and then this dude at the at the at the cookout would call me BZT.
00:47:59.039 --> 00:48:00.559
And I was like, why are you calling me BZT?
00:48:00.719 --> 00:48:03.119
He's like, oh, you the black Zachary Taylor.
00:48:03.199 --> 00:48:04.239
And I said, What?
00:48:04.960 --> 00:48:09.360
He said, You better stop, you better stop eating these damn cherry and chocolate milkshakes every day.
00:48:09.440 --> 00:48:10.960
I'm telling you, it's gonna kill you.
00:48:11.119 --> 00:48:12.800
Did you have any on your bender?
00:48:12.960 --> 00:48:14.400
Um, did I have you on my bender?
00:48:14.639 --> 00:48:15.360
Oh, I had a lot.
00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:21.199
I have to say, if a fast food employee told me what I was ordering would kill me, that would be so scary.
00:48:21.360 --> 00:48:22.000
Yeah, it wouldn't be.
00:48:22.239 --> 00:48:24.719
But you but you It was a dark time, a dark period of my life.
00:48:25.119 --> 00:48:26.400
No, I think this is awesome.
00:48:26.480 --> 00:48:28.239
You both have no fear when it comes to what you want.
00:48:28.400 --> 00:48:31.039
No, you love cherries and cream, uh, sorry, milk.
00:48:31.280 --> 00:48:36.320
No, you love this this milkshake and chocolate milkshake, and you both went for it despite the warnings.
00:48:36.639 --> 00:48:39.039
I and you're saying you had a lot while you were on your bender.
00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:43.440
Yeah, it would be kind of funny if it was what killed you, if we're being honest.
00:48:43.679 --> 00:48:44.480
Oh shit.
00:48:44.719 --> 00:48:49.280
But what killed you, you said was a self-annihilation thing where you guys OD'd.
00:48:49.679 --> 00:48:51.199
Where I we just did everything we could.
00:48:51.280 --> 00:48:54.639
Yeah, and I had a lot of black cherry and I had a couple blizzards.
00:48:54.719 --> 00:48:55.599
You know, I love dairy.
00:48:56.320 --> 00:48:58.000
That both of these men died from the same thing.
00:48:58.239 --> 00:48:59.440
My stomach is killing.
00:49:00.400 --> 00:49:03.679
I I really can't have it be that both of these men died from the same thing.
00:49:03.840 --> 00:49:05.119
Okay, maybe we should do a segment to distract.
00:49:06.400 --> 00:49:07.440
I'm gonna be sick to my stomach.
00:49:07.599 --> 00:49:10.800
Okay, we got these little segments because I'm trying to market the show a little bit better.
00:49:10.960 --> 00:49:14.239
Um and we can just try one of these, they're very fun little games.
00:49:14.719 --> 00:49:17.679
You just want to pick a random and give it to me, and I can read it.
00:49:17.840 --> 00:49:18.400
Here we go.
00:49:18.480 --> 00:49:21.519
All right, this is called The Guests and the P.
00:49:22.239 --> 00:49:24.559
And you just need to guess what is under your cushion.
00:49:24.639 --> 00:49:26.239
There's something hidden under your cushion.
00:49:26.800 --> 00:49:28.400
Use your ass to figure it out.
00:49:28.639 --> 00:49:29.360
There's something under there.
00:49:30.159 --> 00:49:31.199
I did hide something under the cushion.
00:49:33.199 --> 00:49:37.360
Really get in there because you don't want it to be that there's something really obvious under there and you didn't notice.
00:49:37.599 --> 00:49:40.480
Yeah, and you guys both get to guess, and even Reika, you can throw in a guess if you want.
00:49:40.719 --> 00:49:42.480
I have to throw it in without having a cushion.
00:49:43.679 --> 00:49:44.559
Hold on, hold on.
00:49:45.119 --> 00:49:47.519
And you gotta use the grip strike of your ass.
00:49:47.840 --> 00:49:48.320
I think I got it.
00:49:48.480 --> 00:49:49.280
All right, so key.
00:49:49.440 --> 00:49:51.280
I think it's a stalk of celery.
00:49:51.519 --> 00:49:52.639
Celery stalk.
00:49:52.719 --> 00:49:53.039
Okay.
00:49:53.440 --> 00:49:54.000
Z T.
00:49:54.320 --> 00:49:55.199
Uh WZ.
00:49:56.400 --> 00:49:57.280
You think it's a Bible?
00:49:57.599 --> 00:50:00.960
Okay, it seems like a wish more than what it's actually feels like.
00:50:01.199 --> 00:50:01.519
All right.
00:50:01.760 --> 00:50:02.480
Eureka.
00:50:03.119 --> 00:50:05.440
Um, just feeling briefly.
00:50:06.320 --> 00:50:09.440
I think I'm gonna go with a notebook.
00:50:09.679 --> 00:50:10.320
A notebook?
00:50:10.639 --> 00:50:11.360
What is the Bible?
00:50:11.679 --> 00:50:12.639
It's not the Bible.
00:50:12.880 --> 00:50:14.480
If it not I feel like there's writing in it.
00:50:15.119 --> 00:50:16.159
You guys both think it's books.
00:50:16.320 --> 00:50:19.199
Do you think a notebook stops being a notebook once you've written it?
00:50:20.000 --> 00:50:20.880
Then it's a book.
00:50:21.119 --> 00:50:22.559
When I when I have one.
00:50:23.760 --> 00:50:26.480
When I'm putting my notes in there, it becomes a bestseller.
00:50:26.960 --> 00:50:29.119
First draft Rika, that's what they call you.
00:50:30.880 --> 00:50:32.880
Uh I don't know who to award this to.
00:50:32.960 --> 00:50:40.800
I think Reka, you might be the closest, but uh Zachary, but per personally for me, I think Zachary might be closest.
00:50:40.960 --> 00:50:42.079
Do you want to fish around in there and pull the?
00:50:42.320 --> 00:50:45.920
I'll go ahead and uh lift up the cushion, Silky, and let's see what we got.
00:50:47.679 --> 00:50:49.199
Oh my god.
00:50:49.840 --> 00:50:53.360
It's a wedding, which in the context of you being dead is very sad.
00:50:53.840 --> 00:50:56.719
Oh, it's oh, hey, ZT, not all that sad.
00:50:57.199 --> 00:50:59.280
Our buddy Walid is cheating on his wife.
00:50:59.519 --> 00:51:00.400
I'm not cheating on my wife.
00:51:00.880 --> 00:51:04.400
Does he bring up that he was married and I wasn't on Earth, which is so annoying?
00:51:04.559 --> 00:51:05.679
He does this literally all the time.
00:51:05.920 --> 00:51:09.920
Fucking fucking buddies send this to my house or whatever.
00:51:10.239 --> 00:51:11.760
Also, he's cheating on his wife.
00:51:12.000 --> 00:51:12.719
Look at the back.
00:51:12.880 --> 00:51:13.519
Beautiful.
00:51:14.800 --> 00:51:19.679
So it's it for those uh not watching, it is a uh the photo album for my wife and I's wedding.
00:51:19.840 --> 00:51:21.679
Uh and I didn't even think about you're cheating on.
00:51:21.920 --> 00:51:22.800
And I'm not cheating on her.
00:51:22.880 --> 00:51:26.880
We when we died, our marriage ended, and thus I can now have sex with other people.
00:51:27.119 --> 00:51:27.760
Disgusting.
00:51:27.920 --> 00:51:29.679
Yes, everybody agrees with me but you.
00:51:29.840 --> 00:51:30.320
No, they don't.
00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:31.280
I appreciate you looking too.
00:51:31.440 --> 00:51:34.719
We had a daguerreotype taken at Peggy and my wedding.
00:51:34.800 --> 00:51:36.639
Uh it was most of the wedding.
00:51:37.119 --> 00:51:38.800
Were there the Dirgatroids or whatever they're called?
00:51:38.960 --> 00:51:39.519
Daguerreotype.
00:51:39.679 --> 00:51:40.400
Diguerotypes, yeah.
00:51:41.280 --> 00:51:42.480
Dirgotroids sounds awesome.
00:51:42.800 --> 00:51:45.199
Oh my god, that's so delicious right now.
00:51:46.559 --> 00:51:47.599
Yeah, I almost got married.
00:51:47.920 --> 00:51:48.639
You almost got married.
00:51:48.800 --> 00:51:49.840
I'm kind of happy I died, actually.
00:51:49.920 --> 00:51:52.159
Yeah, I was I was engaged to Tila Tequila.
00:51:53.119 --> 00:51:55.039
Did you win the show or was this pre-show?
00:51:56.320 --> 00:51:56.880
Pre-reposed.
00:51:57.119 --> 00:51:58.960
I was I was a PA on the show.
00:51:59.280 --> 00:52:00.719
And so you were engaged on the show?
00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:01.920
No, no, no.
00:52:02.159 --> 00:52:03.360
Well, we had to keep it a secret.
00:52:03.519 --> 00:52:06.079
Oh we fell in love on set.
00:52:06.480 --> 00:52:06.960
Is she dead?
00:52:07.119 --> 00:52:09.199
She's no, she's currently a Nazi.
00:52:09.360 --> 00:52:09.920
Yeah, that's right.
00:52:10.000 --> 00:52:10.880
So again, that's what I'm saying.
00:52:10.960 --> 00:52:12.719
I dodged a bullet on the Tila Tequila.
00:52:13.039 --> 00:52:15.840
You dodged a Diddy bullet, you dodged a Tila Tequila bullet.
00:52:16.000 --> 00:52:16.079
Yeah.
00:52:16.320 --> 00:52:17.360
She's dodging a lot of bullets.
00:52:17.519 --> 00:52:18.719
Maybe I'm I don't want to assume anything.
00:52:19.119 --> 00:52:19.679
Fucking disgusting.
00:52:19.920 --> 00:52:20.880
Maybe somebody told me this.
00:52:20.960 --> 00:52:22.079
I'll just tell it right here.
00:52:22.320 --> 00:52:30.719
Um, maybe somebody told me this uh out of pocket, but wasn't she not bisexual, and they kind of just did that as a way to market the show better.
00:52:30.960 --> 00:52:31.920
What are you talking about?
00:52:32.079 --> 00:52:32.159
Yeah.
00:52:32.800 --> 00:52:34.239
Because the Tila Tequila show.
00:52:34.400 --> 00:52:34.880
She had a show.
00:52:35.039 --> 00:52:40.000
She had a show where it was a dating show, a shot at love with Tila Tequila, and there were both men and women on the show.
00:52:40.639 --> 00:52:43.119
But I heard Yeah, I don't think she was a real thing.
00:52:43.280 --> 00:52:45.599
I was really trying for a threesome, and she just it wouldn't be a good thing.
00:52:46.559 --> 00:52:47.920
You don't think that's just because you didn't want a threesome?
00:52:48.159 --> 00:52:48.559
No, no.
00:52:48.880 --> 00:52:50.639
I think she was I think she was faking the funk.
00:52:50.960 --> 00:52:55.360
I always app bisexuality is be by with me.
00:52:55.679 --> 00:52:59.679
Be by with me is kind of how you say be straight with me, to be like a little more inclusive.
00:53:00.000 --> 00:53:00.639
That's good.
00:53:00.880 --> 00:53:05.199
You just want to be a little more not a lot, because then it turns people off.
00:53:05.440 --> 00:53:07.199
Were there bisexual people in your mind?
00:53:08.559 --> 00:53:09.280
Can't tell you something?
00:53:09.360 --> 00:53:12.000
It's like around 1890, people start being like there's no bisexual.
00:53:12.079 --> 00:53:13.199
Before 1890, everyone was.
00:53:13.679 --> 00:53:13.840
Really?
00:53:14.079 --> 00:53:15.679
You only met like six people in your life.
00:53:15.920 --> 00:53:16.159
Uh huh.
00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:18.559
And honestly, I think that's so fair.
00:53:18.639 --> 00:53:23.280
Like, I think people are lying to themselves when they're like, Oh, I would never date a woman, I would never date a man.
00:53:23.360 --> 00:53:24.800
I'm like, you don't know anybody.
00:53:24.960 --> 00:53:26.320
You're probably the fucking loser.
00:53:26.559 --> 00:53:27.119
So fair.
00:53:27.360 --> 00:53:30.079
It's similar reasons for like racism and stuff.
00:53:30.159 --> 00:53:34.159
Uh I tell you, I couldn't, I couldn't be around living in today's time.
00:53:34.400 --> 00:53:34.719
Really?
00:53:34.880 --> 00:53:37.440
Wait, it's not so 2012 to 2026.
00:53:39.039 --> 00:53:43.280
Well, there's the the Instagram, you can go online, you can see a beautiful woman in five minutes.
00:53:43.519 --> 00:53:44.559
Oh, back to Gooning.
00:53:44.800 --> 00:53:46.159
Yeah, I just it would be too much.
00:53:46.239 --> 00:53:46.800
It'd be too.
00:53:47.039 --> 00:53:47.840
I'm only one man.
00:53:48.320 --> 00:53:49.119
It's overstimulating.
00:53:49.360 --> 00:53:51.840
ZT, did uh people do a practice?
00:53:52.960 --> 00:53:54.559
Oh, you're the white Zachary Taylor.
00:53:54.719 --> 00:53:55.599
Yeah, WZT.
00:53:56.239 --> 00:53:58.159
Did you we want to be inclusive?
00:53:58.639 --> 00:53:59.119
Just a little.
00:53:59.360 --> 00:54:00.000
Just a little.
00:54:00.159 --> 00:54:05.360
Um, did you have a thing in your time where people would pleasure themselves like all day?
00:54:05.679 --> 00:54:06.480
Onanism.
00:54:07.199 --> 00:54:07.760
Organism?
00:54:08.159 --> 00:54:08.719
Onanism.
00:54:08.880 --> 00:54:09.360
Onanism.
00:54:09.599 --> 00:54:10.000
Omenism?
00:54:10.159 --> 00:54:10.320
Nope.
00:54:10.400 --> 00:54:10.880
Onanism.
00:54:11.360 --> 00:54:11.760
Onanism.
00:54:12.639 --> 00:54:14.079
And is that what's that?
00:54:14.320 --> 00:54:15.760
It's exactly what you think it is.
00:54:16.000 --> 00:54:20.960
Uh onanism, of course, it comes from uh, I think a person in the Bible.
00:54:21.039 --> 00:54:23.199
Uh, and it is a self-pleasure.
00:54:23.280 --> 00:54:24.400
Uh is that what you're describing?
00:54:24.480 --> 00:54:24.559
Yeah.
00:54:24.880 --> 00:54:25.360
Self-pleasure.
00:54:25.440 --> 00:54:25.679
Yes.
00:54:25.760 --> 00:54:26.960
Men would do it all the time.
00:54:27.199 --> 00:54:27.360
Okay.
00:54:27.599 --> 00:54:28.960
And women were not impossible.
00:54:31.280 --> 00:54:32.079
Impossible.
00:54:33.119 --> 00:54:33.840
Just impossible.
00:54:34.000 --> 00:54:34.880
It's just impossible.
00:54:35.360 --> 00:54:36.239
It just wasn't possible.
00:54:36.639 --> 00:54:37.519
Yeah, because it's impossible.
00:54:37.679 --> 00:54:39.039
It just wouldn't be able to have one.
00:54:39.920 --> 00:54:40.559
It just impossibles.
00:54:42.000 --> 00:54:44.480
Damn, I it's it's a it's I'm an onanist.
00:54:44.639 --> 00:54:45.039
Didn't know that.
00:54:45.360 --> 00:54:46.159
You're an onanist.
00:54:46.559 --> 00:54:47.280
O-N-A-N.
00:54:47.679 --> 00:54:49.599
N-N-I-S-M for onanism.
00:54:49.920 --> 00:54:53.360
And they're they're calling it, they're calling it onanism and your kids are doing it.
00:54:53.679 --> 00:54:55.360
And your kids are doing it right now.
00:54:55.599 --> 00:54:58.000
Um, so they called it onanism.
00:54:58.079 --> 00:54:59.920
When did it become Goonanism?
00:55:00.079 --> 00:55:01.840
Goonanism or masturbation.
00:55:02.079 --> 00:55:04.400
I only heard the term gooning starting last year.
00:55:04.559 --> 00:55:04.719
True.
00:55:05.280 --> 00:55:07.039
Gooning has been time.
00:55:07.679 --> 00:55:09.039
You couldn't goon back then.
00:55:09.199 --> 00:55:09.599
Yeah.
00:55:09.840 --> 00:55:10.800
In 2012?
00:55:11.039 --> 00:55:12.880
You couldn't goon back in ZT time.
00:55:13.199 --> 00:55:13.679
Oh, no way.
00:55:13.840 --> 00:55:14.239
You kidding me?
00:55:14.639 --> 00:55:15.440
Too many things to do.
00:55:16.480 --> 00:55:16.960
Crops.
00:55:17.199 --> 00:55:17.599
Crops.
00:55:17.679 --> 00:55:18.719
Because you had to hunt for food back then.
00:55:18.880 --> 00:55:19.039
Present.
00:55:19.440 --> 00:55:19.679
Yeah, yeah.
00:55:19.920 --> 00:55:20.239
Present in.
00:55:20.559 --> 00:55:22.559
And you're affected by daylight, I guess?
00:55:22.880 --> 00:55:23.199
Daylight.
00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:24.239
Well, we all are.
00:55:24.480 --> 00:55:26.400
Well, in a way that my- Sure.
00:55:26.719 --> 00:55:28.559
I had sad, of course.
00:55:28.880 --> 00:55:30.079
Seasonal effective disorder.
00:55:30.719 --> 00:55:33.840
We all did because when the sun goes down, you go to bed in 1840.
00:55:34.480 --> 00:55:36.880
People were just depressed back then and nobody knew what depression was.
00:55:37.920 --> 00:55:38.880
Yeah, that sounds right.
00:55:39.119 --> 00:55:39.519
Okay, cool.
00:55:39.760 --> 00:55:40.480
That sounds right to me.
00:55:40.719 --> 00:55:42.239
I still think people were happier back then.
00:55:42.559 --> 00:55:42.960
You think so?
00:55:43.119 --> 00:55:44.480
What's what do you think is a major difference?
00:55:44.719 --> 00:55:45.599
In which people?
00:55:45.920 --> 00:55:47.920
Uh I think even mo a lot of people.
00:55:48.079 --> 00:55:48.239
Okay.
00:55:48.480 --> 00:55:50.000
I think people weren't overstimulated.
00:55:50.320 --> 00:55:52.639
I don't think people were overworked.
00:55:52.960 --> 00:55:58.400
I think people uh they had to find joy where they could and they were appreciative of things.
00:55:59.039 --> 00:56:07.599
And you don't feel in 2012, like even though you were not in the Instagram Twitter verse that like you and your friends were were truly happy?
00:56:07.840 --> 00:56:12.079
I think I think we were we were happy maybe about a few years before.
00:56:12.159 --> 00:56:14.559
I think we're slowly creeping into unhappiness.
00:56:14.800 --> 00:56:15.280
Unhappiness.
00:56:15.440 --> 00:56:20.639
Yeah, I think in 2012, if you put out a delicious bowl of cherries and milk, they would be like, I don't want this.
00:56:20.719 --> 00:56:22.400
When's the next Pirates of the Caribbean movie coming out?
00:56:22.480 --> 00:56:22.880
That's what I mean.
00:56:23.280 --> 00:56:24.639
When's the next post on my phone?
00:56:25.440 --> 00:56:27.840
In 2012 people were yearning for Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
00:56:27.920 --> 00:56:29.039
Yeah, probably around the third to the fourth one.
00:56:29.199 --> 00:56:29.760
What was that for?
00:56:30.079 --> 00:56:30.559
After the third one.
00:56:30.880 --> 00:56:33.760
After the third one when they did that fourth one without uh without Johnny J.
00:56:34.000 --> 00:56:34.639
Oh, that's right, that's right.
00:56:34.800 --> 00:56:36.559
Right there was mermaids on Stranger Tides.
00:56:36.960 --> 00:56:37.199
Right.
00:56:37.360 --> 00:56:39.760
Are they are they like, let's talk about the artist?
00:56:39.840 --> 00:56:41.360
I don't want to eat cherries and milk.
00:56:41.679 --> 00:56:42.480
Oh, the artist is good.
00:56:42.800 --> 00:56:43.840
Artist, yeah, that was right around then.
00:56:44.159 --> 00:56:45.679
Yeah, you missed the you probably missed the artist.
00:56:46.719 --> 00:56:48.320
We get them so late up here.
00:56:48.480 --> 00:56:50.000
Yes, down here, wherever we are.
00:56:50.159 --> 00:56:53.039
Well, it's tough because you have to torrent, it's like it's really you don't have to be a bad thing.
00:56:53.199 --> 00:56:53.920
You gotta find a hacker.
00:56:54.159 --> 00:56:55.039
Gotta find a hacker.
00:56:55.360 --> 00:56:56.159
Okay, wow.
00:56:56.320 --> 00:56:58.559
I I'm sensing a bond between you two.
00:56:58.800 --> 00:57:06.000
I think WZT, you were able to find ways to be happy in your life that were very bad for you, but still made you happy.
00:57:06.719 --> 00:57:09.199
BZT, or maybe even just ZT.
00:57:09.679 --> 00:57:13.760
Um we it's clear you weren't able to be happy.
00:57:13.920 --> 00:57:14.079
Yeah.
00:57:14.320 --> 00:57:16.800
And and now you don't need social media and all these.
00:57:17.039 --> 00:57:20.000
Maybe maybe you can take some cues from WZT.
00:57:20.480 --> 00:57:20.960
Yeah, I think so.
00:57:21.519 --> 00:57:22.079
On happiness.
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I think so.
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I think I'm just gonna have to find one thing and allow that to make me happy, and let that be the only thing that makes me happy.
00:57:31.599 --> 00:57:32.800
Is that what you're saying?
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I wasn't.
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Sounded like it to me.
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That's what you were saying, right?
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That's all I like to do.
00:57:36.480 --> 00:57:39.760
I think a lot of things in a lot of people, you shouldn't pour everything into one bowl.
00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:40.960
That's opposite of what you said before.
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You should pour it into a glass.
00:57:42.480 --> 00:57:43.519
Yeah, what should you pour into a bowl?
00:57:43.599 --> 00:57:48.800
A bunch of channels, no, that's not that's five to six cherries and a bunch of milk.
00:57:49.039 --> 00:57:50.960
Not enough to know if they float or not.
00:57:51.199 --> 00:57:52.000
It's like a wicked.
00:57:52.559 --> 00:57:52.880
Wait, wait, wait.
00:57:53.039 --> 00:57:54.800
Put the cherries in the milk like cereal?
00:57:55.119 --> 00:57:55.519
Yes.
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And then you deposit the stems.
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The first ooh.
00:58:01.119 --> 00:58:02.800
Yeah, we were doing a lot more ewes.
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Yeah, not.
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What if you put some cool whip on top?
00:58:05.920 --> 00:58:07.440
Now, see, cherries and cool whip.
00:58:07.679 --> 00:58:08.960
Cherries and cool whips sounds awesome.
00:58:09.039 --> 00:58:11.360
I again ask, what is the purpose of the milk?
00:58:11.519 --> 00:58:14.239
Because the cool whip is just so it helps it all go down.
00:58:15.360 --> 00:58:16.159
Can't be true.
00:58:16.480 --> 00:58:17.920
It thickens it up.
00:58:18.800 --> 00:58:22.800
Or it just it makes it more uh contentious going down.
00:58:22.880 --> 00:58:24.159
It's like slipping and sliding.
00:58:24.239 --> 00:58:25.119
I can't control it.
00:58:25.360 --> 00:58:26.400
It could lead me to die.
00:58:26.559 --> 00:58:26.800
Yeah.
00:58:26.960 --> 00:58:29.760
Well, no, the sheer amount was what led me to die, not the milk.
00:58:29.920 --> 00:58:32.639
Um, I'm sure I could eat just that many cherries and also die.
00:58:32.880 --> 00:58:38.079
Do you when you say sheer amount, do you mean that your stomach was so filled that it was coming up to your esophagus?
00:58:38.719 --> 00:58:41.039
Or do you think your body was just overwhelmed by cherries?
00:58:41.199 --> 00:58:46.559
I believe that my body rejected it, and after in this afterlife, my soul keeps rejecting the amount of cherry smoke that I'm eating.
00:58:46.800 --> 00:58:55.280
It must have been a built-up over a time, because once I had like two pounds of cherries and I took a picture of it, and I posted You took a picture of what?
00:58:55.519 --> 00:58:55.760
The cherries.
00:58:56.000 --> 00:58:56.559
Two pounds of cherries.
00:58:56.880 --> 00:59:00.079
And I was like, I'm so hungry, I'm about to eat all these cherries.
00:59:00.320 --> 00:59:02.800
And everyone was like, do not eat that amount of cherries.
00:59:02.960 --> 00:59:04.000
Don't eat that amount of cherries.
00:59:04.159 --> 00:59:04.639
You're about to eat.
00:59:04.800 --> 00:59:06.960
It's gonna be bad for you if you eat that amount of cherries.
00:59:07.119 --> 00:59:07.920
Was it the same fast food?
00:59:08.320 --> 00:59:10.159
Well, apparently, I was gonna shit myself.
00:59:10.239 --> 00:59:12.079
That's apparently if you eat that many cherries.
00:59:12.480 --> 00:59:15.519
And you tossed two, three quarts of unpasteurized milk on top of that.
00:59:15.599 --> 00:59:16.559
Oh baby.
00:59:16.960 --> 00:59:19.599
You gotta have a great hour and then the worst 14 hours after.
00:59:20.000 --> 00:59:20.559
Fatal diarrhea.
00:59:20.800 --> 00:59:24.079
You you truly like you'd like lose 15 pounds.
00:59:24.480 --> 00:59:31.840
Now, I haven't had to use a bathroom since I've been in the afterlife, but I gotta imagine, are you still having fatal diarrhea?
00:59:32.079 --> 00:59:32.320
Yeah.
00:59:32.480 --> 00:59:34.800
In the afterlife, I'm basically as I was when I died.
00:59:35.360 --> 00:59:37.599
Because we're all stuck in that end as we know.
00:59:38.239 --> 00:59:38.480
Yeah.
00:59:38.960 --> 00:59:39.199
Jeez.
00:59:40.719 --> 00:59:45.920
Well, did did we establish I want to make sure we established a connection between these two.
00:59:46.079 --> 00:59:46.800
Well, I feel connected.
00:59:47.280 --> 00:59:47.760
You feel connected?
00:59:48.000 --> 00:59:50.880
I mean, we're calling them WZT and BZT.
00:59:51.119 --> 00:59:51.920
Which sounds awesome.
00:59:52.000 --> 00:59:54.880
And honestly, actually, hold on a second.
00:59:55.360 --> 00:59:56.880
Are you gonna pitch them as a rap duo?
00:59:57.360 --> 01:00:00.079
Why are you fucking taking my ideas right out of my mouth?
01:00:00.400 --> 01:00:01.360
Because it's a bad one.
01:00:01.760 --> 01:00:03.519
Wow, he said it loud, and I liked that.
01:00:05.599 --> 01:00:10.000
Because, because, excuse me, BZT is looking.
01:00:10.480 --> 01:00:12.719
He was scorned by his hype man and his DJ.
01:00:13.440 --> 01:00:15.599
WZT, we don't know his musical prowess.
01:00:15.679 --> 01:00:16.400
It could be awesome.
01:00:16.800 --> 01:00:19.199
What if they were kind of like a little duo?
01:00:21.199 --> 01:00:22.000
Quick question.
01:00:23.280 --> 01:00:23.679
Quit.
01:00:24.239 --> 01:00:25.840
Am I the hype man in this situation?
01:00:26.320 --> 01:00:27.119
Quit figured out.
01:00:27.360 --> 01:00:29.119
Hey, hey, quick question.
01:00:29.280 --> 01:00:32.880
Hey, hey, hey, I got one thing to ask, Mr.
01:00:33.039 --> 01:00:34.079
WZT.
01:00:34.239 --> 01:00:36.559
Will you have a 12-piece of wings with me?
01:00:36.719 --> 01:00:39.280
I got one question for WZT.
01:00:39.519 --> 01:00:42.079
Will you have a 12-piece wing with me?
01:00:42.400 --> 01:00:44.159
I'm about to shit myself.
01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:46.880
Sounds like a hit to me.
01:00:48.000 --> 01:00:52.159
Well, they say you only live once and then thirsty afterlife.
01:00:52.320 --> 01:00:53.440
I'm Reka Shunker.
01:00:53.599 --> 01:00:54.639
And I'm Believe Mansur.
01:00:54.800 --> 01:00:56.079
And we're dad.