Road House

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Hello and welcome to the we Recommend podcast, a movie podcast where every week, we recommend a movie for you to watch and then come back here and listen to us discuss.
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I'm Jesse and I'm Jason.
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Do you feel pain?
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Pain, don't hurt, because this week we recommend Roadhouse.
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Alright, I immediately want to ask the question.
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I'm going to put this against Speed, point Break and Roadhouse.
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Which movie do you like the?
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most.
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Rank those three movies?
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Probably the slow, it's number one.
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Rank those three movies Probably the slow, it's number one.
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I have no notes, so the worst one out of the three.
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It's perfect movie.
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It's right on par with a point break, I think for silliness, except this is way sillier.
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It's intense, intensely silly.
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It's weird Like just one year later he did Well, no, no, two years later I think he did point break.
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It's like wow, the entire environment of how we look view action movies has completely changed in those two years I want to.
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This movie reminded me of, like some maybe it was like an adaptation of a japanese like kung fu film.
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Yeah you know what I mean.
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Yeah, it was like an adaptation of a Japanese, like kung fu film.
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Yeah, you know what I mean.
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Yeah, it's like if you just watch a dub, because it's like why is the dialogue so weird?
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Why is everybody acting so weird?
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It's like, oh, this must be a dub version of a.
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Japanese kung fu movie.
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Yeah, they just copy pasted it with Patrick Swayze and Sam Elliott.
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Oh man For Bruce Lee and, like some other guy, I felt like this movie was like all right, we need another charismatic actor.
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Everybody else here is kind of bad.
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Let's add Sam Elliott.
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He will bring some gravitas to this movie.
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Fuck yeah, man.
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They follow the way of the thirsty fist Right.
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I feel like in theaters back when this movie came out, everybody's like, oh yeah, Patrick Swayze, he's hot.
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And then Samuel LA comes in.
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Everybody's like, oh my God, why is he so?
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Why is he such a ruffian?
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I almost didn't recognize him with his giant mustache.
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I know it was wild.
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I was like, oh wow, he look, he used to look like a normal person.
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You know just kind of like a and I like look like a normal person.
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You know just kind of like a and like I want to know, did he ever?
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look young?
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No, I don't think he has, has he?
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No, he probably looks terrible without a beard.
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Yeah, I know exactly like put a beard on um, but the film stars patrick swayze, of course, sam elliott as wade.
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It's got kelly as Dr Elizabeth Clay, the best doctor you've ever seen God.
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I can't wait.
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Hell yeah, man Talk about like the most uncomfortable sex scene you've ever seen in your life.
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It was shot weird.
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It felt weird.
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Slams her against a brick stone wall.
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It's just like there's no way this is comfortable for her in any way, and he doesn't have air conditioning, yeah, so like it's just burning hot.
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It seemed like a really nice loft, though I'd really kind of.
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It's his fucking dojo man.
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Put some AC in there.
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It's like nicer than most houses, you see, put some of the hay.
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It's also stars Ben Gazzara as Brad Wesley, and then there's this bunch of side characters.
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You got Red West as Red Webster His name's actually Red Nice.
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You got Kevin Tai plays Frank Tillman.
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He's also John Locke's father-in-law, which I'm watching right now.
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It's crazy how all our movies line up to what I'm watching right now, and that's pretty much all the main characters.
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You also have Terry Funk, who plays the guy that he first kicks out of the bar, which is great.
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He's a wrestler, oh shit, yeah, he's huge, he's giant, which is crazy because he was a small wrestler in wrestling and he's huge in this.
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Though, all right, bro, we're going to hop into some facts.
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So Dr Elizabeth Clay, the actress that played her, studied shadow doctors for a month for her role, and she said she even was stalking, it was just like dude, you have like one doctor scene, that's it.
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And apparently she learned how to stitch someone up and how to tie off stitches.
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And then she got super pissed off when she got there and they just used a staple gun.
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She's like what?
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Why was I even following a doctor?
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It's like dude, you didn't have to do that.
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You wasted a lot.
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You literally just did it like you didn't do anything.
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They give her an honorary MD and she's now.
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She has a practice Exactly.
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It's like dude, that'd be pretty, though.
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Hollywood doctor, yeah.
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So they, they marketed.
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They marketed this movie off of Dirty Dancing.
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So like Dirty Dancing came out in 1987, and which was kind of why Patrick Swayze became so famous, patrick, Swayze became so famous.
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I would say this movie has dirtier dancing than Dirty.
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Dancing.
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Well, so the action film original tagline was a ripoff of Dirty Dancing, because it says the dancing's over, now it's time to get dirty.
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And yeah it's pretty great.
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It's like no one would notice that.
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But then I guess you know, back in the day we used to actually pay attention to tagline yeah, yeah, they meant something.
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I don't really, because now you have to.
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The only place I really see them is at the movie theater.
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Yeah, where it's like if you go on imdb yeah, it's like the only time big poster I feel like taglines were great when you used to be able to buy dvds and stuff, but now that it's all streaming.
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There is no tag so I think they need to not add descriptions of the movies in netflix and they just need to only put the taglines for every movie and we'd have to be like I don't know what this is about.
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We have to try or just maybe just force you to dig a little bit deeper to get to the description.
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I don't know yeah, so the original runtime was three and a half hours.
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Yeah, no, thank you.
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Too much love in that.
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So it comes in at like 114 minutes, uh, which is a decent length for an action movie, preferable.
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And in an interview with the Oklahoman, oklahoman, oklahoman, I don't know Oklahomian, sam Elliott, who played Wade, confirmed that the original cut of the film was three hours and 20 minutes long.
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This meant that more than a third of the film was left out.
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Elliott's performance was believed to have been hit the hardest, although he noted that everybody suffered.
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Other altercations include mostly removing, uh, kathleen will hoitz carries and scenes the girl that, like, comes to him that one morning and brings him breakfast.
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Yeah, that girl, um and he just gets out of bed naked.
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Yeah, and it's like, but um.
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So a lot of her scenes got cut and a lot of editing of the fight scenes.
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One scene was also cut in which Dalton made the other bouncers strangely dance around in tutus as part of their training.
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Fuck yeah, and then Swayze turned down two other action classics to star in this film.
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Starring in Roadhouse meant that Swayze turned down the opportunity to appear in two other big Hollywood action films, which ones he was offered the chance to appear alongside Sylvester Stallone, as Gabriel Cash in Tango and Cash, a part that instead went to Kurt Russell.
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Swayze also sustained injuries on the set of Roadhouse, which forced him into a long recovery period.
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This resulted in him being unable to take part in sci-fi classic predator 2, where he was going to play danny glover's character.
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Interesting, yeah, so, and because he was, because he, like, broke ribs, I mean, they just everybody did their own stunt, so they're all getting hurt.
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So he, instead of doing those two movies, went on to do ghosts oh nice yeah, so it all completely worked out for me.
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I wish I would have fought ghosts, yeah and I'm not gonna lie like uh, ghost is probably a better movie than those two I mean I prefer tango and cash, but that's because I'm a boy, I need to watch that.
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I haven't seen it.
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It's so ridiculous it's just as ridiculous as this, if not a little bit more.
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I love it.
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It's all just like bring it on where you have muscles and we're men.
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Everyone has a knife.
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But then you have Kurt Russell in it who's like, yeah, I am those things, but I'm also just kind of a guy, you know, I'm just kind of like your best friend, so yeah.
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So, like I was saying, swayze performed all his, so he did it all to add realism to the action shots.
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In fact, most of the cast also performed their own stunts and trained by Benny the Jet I don't know how to say his name Legendary stunt choreographer who made his name in Jackie Chan movies.
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Fuck yeah.
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He said to be impressed with Swayze that he encouraged him to take up competitive kickboxing sport.
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He decided not to pursue due to physical stress of it.
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Well, didn't he do a lot of kickboxing movies?
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He just did a lot of just fighting movies, I know, but there was the movie the Kickboxer.
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Oh, no, that was someone else, jean-claude?
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Oh, that's right.
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Yeah, I think it was Jean-Claude it is oh.
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So Marshall R Teague initially didn't get along with Patrick Swayze, the guy that he fights at the end.
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Yes, Of guys like you in prison guy.
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Yes, I think his name's Jimmy.
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While filming their big fight, both men quickly realized they shared dedication to realistic sons.
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They developed so much mutual trust that they improvised a lot and allowed each other to throw real punches and kicks.
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When Jimmy swings a log at Dalton, he mistakenly thought it was a breakable prop log.
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By the end, swayze was covered in bruises and with two broken ribs and a busted knee Shit.
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Apparently they had to constantly drain fluid from his knee.
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Oh gross, yeah, shit.
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Apparently they had to constantly drain fluid from his knee oh gross yeah yeah, so that's what, and that's pretty much the reason he couldn't do tango and cash and how to do dirty dancing or, uh, get our hands on some of that fluid yes, give me some patches, it'll make me uh able to do uh tai chi or whatever.
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Better kicks yeah I love, like whenever we did the rundown right, yeah, I was like, oh man, we don't make movies like this anymore.
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It's such a classic like goofy action movie and it's like man and I was saying how I was making fun of 90s action movies.
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It's like we need a movie now that makes fun of 80s actions movie, and I can't think of a single one right now that like back in the 2000s or something that they were doing this with Almost feel like Point Break is kind of making fun of Roadhouse a little bit.
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Maybe, and MacGruber obviously, but that came a little later.
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Yeah, it's like I don't know.
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I just I love how bad it is and good and fun.
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It's so interesting because it just changes completely.
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It just switches gears, yeah, with how extreme the this, this villain, is.
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Yeah, and there are no police.
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And I feel like there's's probably since it was like a three and a half hour cut.
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I'm sure there was a scene where it's like oh, wesley, he owns the police and everything.
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But it's like we kind of needed that, because it's like somebody call the police, like I don't know, like call the fbi or somebody, because this guy is just literally killing and destroying buildings and at some point someone has to be able to do something hey, can I talk to the president?
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please, because uh, we have a problem here.
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It's like how rich can this guy be, right, I mean, I guess?
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He has a monster truck well, because there's a point where it's like okay, yes, this is one town that he is essentially brought jc pennies and all this stuff to which we never see and we only see, like this back woods area.
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So it's like down by the river.
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Yeah, it's like where's the town?
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why is like why is everybody coming out to this random, strange bar?
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There has to be other bars here.
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Or it's like go to a different town because this one's too crazy.
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There has to be a county next door that you can go to.
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To go to a bar, Just stay away from this place.
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And then it's like why would anybody live here with this guy?
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I just immediately move, Just be like we're out.
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This guy's crazy it's horrible, and I was kind of um perplexed why patrick swayze dalton moved from the nice bar to the bad one, I guess so he could be in charge well, that's like.
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His job is to fix bars and stuff.
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He's the cooler he's.
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That's what it's.
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It's like this is a job.
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He just gets paid a lot of money to come and fix bars and then he leaves.
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And he just leaves because he can't stay in one place at a time.
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Well, mainly it's because, I think, ever since he accidentally killed or he killed somebody in self-defense, he's like I can't stay one place too long.
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I might make another mistake like that.
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Yeah, it's like idle hands, it's just thirsty for.
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Well, you saw him when he was about to do it with Ben West or Wesley, because he was like.
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I know you can see like saliva dripping off of his fingers.
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He was just like he was tensing.
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He's like I'm going to do it.
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It's like, bro, you already ripped somebody's throat out.
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Might as well do it again.
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It's like this guy.
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If anybody deserved their throats ripped out, it was the two people in this movie.
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He was about to rip their throats out.
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Fuck, yeah, man.
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This guy was a menace.
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He deserved to go.
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I feel like his major discipline in his martial arts is just not ripping yeah, in his philosophy degree.
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I feel like his major discipline in his martial arts is just not riffing yeah.
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In his philosophy degree.
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that was his main thing he learned.
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Or on his final exam it was like should you rip throats out of other men?
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He's like, oh, no, hell.
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Yeah, I don't know the answer.
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I want to put yes, but I should put no Philosophy.
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That's interesting.
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It's like I love an action movie where the guy that's ripping throats is a has a degree in philosophy hell yeah man this, he's a kung fu guy it really completely makes no sense that he was in philosophy I guess he was supposed to be like?
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Oh he, he's sensitive too.
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That's what makes me think it's just a rip off of some.
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Bruce Lee movie or something it's like.
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Weirdly it feels like a movie that's kind of making fun of itself.
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It's like I don't know.
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It's.
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I don't know how this movie got made.
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I don't understand how this came together.
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It's just.
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It's such a wild movie that I love so much.
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It's just so cheesy and crazy.
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And do yourself a favor, watch this movie on 1.5 speed.
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Is that what you did?
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For a lot of it.
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It's hilarious.
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I have to argue and get through it.
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No, it was so good, it was so funny, especially when everyone's dancing so goddamn hard man, I bet the fight scenes were great.
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Now I would slow down for the fight scenes, the normal speed you had to see every like for the romance scenes and shit like that I wish there was a website that would show how many punches and kicks are in a movie, because I feel like there was so many in this.
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I was like man.
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Most people can only handle like three or four hits to the head before they're just like.
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I guess I'm down now.
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I just love all the knives yeah, I don't know yeah, everybody had just like a everybody.
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Nobody had a gun, but everybody had a knife some people had guns and knives because like the entire time.
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every time someone came into the bar I was like shoot them, dude, you got to protect your business.
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This is self-defense to shoot these people.
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They have so many knives, they just they leave them stuck in people tires, People tires.
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And like the gas pedal Everywhere you turn, there's a knife.
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You're filthy rich at knives out here.
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It's like a ghost movie.
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Every time you try to get rid of a knife, it ends up coming back to you.
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It's like God dang it I can't get rid of this haunted knife.
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It's wild, so wild, all right, so we're going to hop into the film Roadhouse 1989.
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To hop into the film Okay, roadhouse 1989.
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The story opens at a bar called Bandstand in an unidentified town.
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I'm stopping that.
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I thought this was Roadhouse.
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Oh no.
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No, it's Bandstand, it's a mistake.
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It's what Double Deuce could be, which is a ridiculous name in itself.
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A limo pulls up and a tall gentleman steps out and is allowed to enter the place after showing the bouncer at the door his business card.
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Inside he finds the bar is very lively Lots of customers drinking and dancing, a band playing loud bluesy rock and lots of cash being taken by the bartenders.
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And this is Tillman walking through and he's just like oh wow, I've never seen a bar like this and you'll know why as soon as you see the double deuce.
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It's the shit.
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Yeah, so nearby is a man named Dalton, the head bouncer, or cooler, who carefully watches over the crowd and the bouncers.
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When a small fight breaks out involving three of the bouncers, he approaches a customer who started the brawl and tells him and his friend they should leave.
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I love it because it's just immediately's just immediately, you see, like the awkward, like confrontations that are going to happen throughout the entire film, because it's like a guy and a girl are like playing something with for money and then like she stabs the money, stabs the money, and then he just like, there, you stab my, kicks the girl up his chair over and it's like what the fuck is going on.
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I don't't know it's so weird, but the customer apologizes, saying they'll behave.
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Dalton turns around and the customer grabs a nearby knife and slashes Dalton on his upper arm.
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Dalton gets slashed, so much.
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How dare you tell this guy to stop drinking Everybody is immediately a murderer in this movie.
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If you walk into a bar, you become a murderer at some point in your life.
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Dalton seems unfazed, especially when the customer says he wants to fight him.
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Dalton tells him outside.
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And when they're outside, dalton smiles and leaves them there with five of the biggest bouncers guarding the door.
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That's your bitch.
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That's so good, though it's like, oh, he doesn't want to fight.
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We now know Patrick Swayze's character.
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Now we're going to spend the next two hours showing him fighting.
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So happy that he's a professional he takes his job serious.
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Yes, he says we're going to train these people, we're going to fix this bar.
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He's yeah, because I feel like if you were just to fight him, they'd heal up, come back and probably destroy the bar, right?
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I think that's the idea of it's like no, he's just drunk, get him outside and make sure he can't come back in, be fine.
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Yes, just because he's drunk as hell.
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Maybe he'll run in traffic or something.
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Yeah.
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Maybe he'll get hit by a train or something or an ambulance.
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Holy shit, see that part, dude.
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I put that in my notes, don't worry.
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This was the first time I noticed that ambulance.
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I was like Jesus.
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He almost like ran over three firemen.
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That was insane, oh God Crazy.
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So back inside the club, the tall businessman introduces himself to Dalton, who is stitching up the wound he just received.
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The man's name is Tillman.
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He wants to hire Dalton to keep to help clean up a bar he just bought outside of Kansas City.
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So he doesn't have health care here?
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Nope, I'm assuming In-house stitches.
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Yeah, he definitely doesn't have health care and just gets paid a lot of money so that he can go to the doctor.
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Or maybe Kansas City has free healthcare and we just don't know, because he doesn't ever seem to pay any bills at the doctor's office.
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Well, yeah, at least he negotiated for it, though that was smart.
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Yeah, so just after Tillman bought the place it attracted a violent crowd.
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Dalton tells him he'll work for him for 5,000 up front and 500 a night, that when the bar is cleaned up he can leave.
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And then we get a line that says when Tillman's talking about the bar or something he says now it's kind of now, it's kind of a place you sweep up the eyeballs after cleaning it's like I don't know man, maybe just shut it down you seem to be rich or just move the bar to a different town.
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It's not like this place is getting inspected.
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You can just leave the eyeballs on the ground.
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It can be like Logan's Roadhouse or whatever like a place where you throw peanuts on the ground, it's like I don't mind the eyeballs.
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This is just part of the charm of the place the ground.
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It's like I don't mind the eyeballs.
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This is just part of the charm of the place.
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Yeah, the girls from kill bill just like snatching eyeballs out of people, so dope.
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So tillman gladly accepts the offer and hands dalton a plane ticket.
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Dalton turns it down, saying he thinks flying is too dangerous, so lame.
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Okay, and this is where we also get the first line.
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Tillman says you know, I thought you'd be bigger, and I believe that was a play on the fact that Patrick Swayze is not a big action star like so that was like a problem.
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I thought it just meant his stature.
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No, I think they were just kind of making fun of the fact that he's smaller, and all the action stars at this point are Sylvester Stallone, Arnold this giant dude.
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Jean-claude, so everybody just keeps kind of making fun of his height in this movie.
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He's a little guy.
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Yeah.
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So Dalton goes to a local parking garage driving an old, clunky 1964 Buick and tosses the keys to the attendant, telling the old man to keep the car if he wants it.
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The guy has such a crazy voice I thought it was James Earl Jones Right to keep the car and he, if he wants it, the guy has such a crazy voice Almost destroyed.
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I thought it was like James Earl Jones, right.
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So in the garage he takes cover.
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He takes the cover off his real car, 1986 Mercedes, and drives out of town.
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So Dalton drives into Jasper, missouri, and goes directly to Tillman's Club, the Double Deuce, a terrible name, or a bar.
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This place is awesome.
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Before he enters the place, a large bouncer with a mean attitude, morgan, violently tosses out a troublemaker.
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It's played by Terry Funk.
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It's great.
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This guy has roided up Inside Dalton stands by the bar waiting for Tillman to arrive.
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Many fights break out, but the bouncers are too busy hitting on girls.
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You see people talking about sex, fighting, drugs, pretty much everything.
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Yeah, there's a lot going on.
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He meets a blonde woman who acts weird when he shows up.
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They make eyes at each other.
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A guy hits on her and, uh, the bouncers throws the guy out.
00:22:59.778 --> 00:23:05.989
the guy was insane all the extras all the extras act so bad in this movie.
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They're so over dramatic and over the top.
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Oh man, it's like she's she's like ew, get out of here, I'm getting out and she.
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He immediately grabs her and it's like yo what?
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He's just gonna beat this woman all of a sudden.
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What the hell, dude?
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Why would anyone go here Just?
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plays Lawless.
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Don't go here.
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One of the waitresses, carrie, asks Dalton who he is and recognizes his name, already something of a legend in the bouncing business.
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Several of the other bouncers react with excitement, legendary bouncers that everybody knows about across the country the bouncing business.
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I do wonder, do people with bars that have bouncers?
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Is there just a recruitment list?
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When you're going to play football in college it's like, wow, let me go and recruit this guy.
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It's like Valhalla you feast every night and then fight a war the next day.
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Yeah, these people just keep coming back so one of the bouncers says it's rumored that Dalton killed a man by tearing out his throat with his bare hand.
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Hell yeah, man, it's um.
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There's just better ways to do it, you know this is like you don't immediately have to go to ripping out necks.
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You can just incapacitate people maybe I don't know so crazy.
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I mean I get the guy at the end ripping his throat out, but I don't know, man, you shouldn't run into doing this situation more than once.
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I feel like which MacGruber makes fun of this.
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Of course, and I highly expected him to rip more throats right um, but that's why.
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That's why mcgruber was made.
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It was like we should just, we should just make a movie where there's more throat ripping I feel like whoever taught sam elliott, because I think he was his master right yeah, it was the guy that taught him throats.
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I don't know if he taught him how to rip throats.
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He's just like holy shit it's like maybe the first time he saw it let's dial it back a little bit.
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Well, he was like Dalton dude, like that was too much man also.
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Can you teach me how you did that, because I'd at least like to try that once great job.
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Let's move on insane insane.
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So, dalton, he remains passive, watching the club and seeing that several of the staff are unsuited to the job.
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They're dealing drugs or are too busy fraternizing with female customers that take care of breaking up brawls that occur, selling their wives dude.
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Yeah, we're about to get there.
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It's so crazy.
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So Dalton catches up with the band's leader, the blind guitarist Cody, who plays behind a chicken wire cage to avoid being hit by bottles thrown by customers.
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Dalton and Cody's band are plainly old acquaintances.
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I can't remember the band.
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This is like a real band.
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It's like the Jeff Healy band and he's actually blind.
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Yeah, the Jeff Healy band, he's blind.
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Yeah, he's actually a blind guy.
00:26:08.869 --> 00:26:11.278
I didn't know he was blind in this movie, did you not?
00:26:11.598 --> 00:26:13.222
No, I thought they said he was.
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Maybe they did, but he definitely is blind, because he's actually a blind guy.
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That he doesn't do like the classic blind actor thing yeah like look around and like do your own kind of stevie wonder yeah, that's because, uh, he didn't have to act, he was just blind that's amazing yeah, it's weird how uh bad people, blind people, are.
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Actors are at playing blind people.
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I will say they do just have them in stationary like positions.
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He's either sitting or leaning up yeah, you don't want to walk around?
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I mean, he doesn't.
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He didn't even have a stick, that's true, he had a guitar.
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He just like.
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As he strums the guitar, he feels the vibrations off of everything like so no, daredevil, yeah, exactly so yeah.
00:27:01.358 --> 00:27:10.184
So essentially, cody, the guy in the band, he's just, he warns him about how dangerous this place is and just like, oh, it's going to be.
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This one's going to be a tough job for you, dalton.
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And so near the end of the night, a violent brawl becomes widespread among customers and bouncers.
00:27:22.080 --> 00:27:29.056
Because a guy offered a kiss to a guy, because a guy offered a guy to kiss his girl's boobs, the guy's like really, and it's like only for 20.
00:27:29.056 --> 00:27:37.990
So the guy's up goes up to the girl, um, and the guy immediately starts like just squeezing him and the guy's like, yeah, them and the guy's like yeah, you like that.
00:27:38.431 --> 00:27:39.535
It's so weird.
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He's like hey, man, are you going to kiss them or just squeeze?
00:27:42.798 --> 00:27:42.919
them.
00:27:42.919 --> 00:27:44.114
They're serial killers, right?
00:27:44.114 --> 00:27:45.451
Yeah, I don't know this couple.
00:27:45.451 --> 00:27:46.055
It's wild.
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I think they are.
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And then once the guy's like, alright, give me the $20.
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And he says I don't got $20.
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And then he immediately starts fighting got $20 and then immediately start fighting what are we?
00:28:00.039 --> 00:28:00.401
Doing?
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What is this?
00:28:01.736 --> 00:28:06.369
Oh god just a masterpiece.
00:28:06.369 --> 00:28:07.736
Just a masterpiece.
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First take this.
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Did not have a rewrite right, this was just like this is just a natural progression of felt like the evolution they got it.
00:28:19.472 --> 00:28:25.999
The people that were writing this didn't even like, couldn't even remember, like what they were writing like halfway and it's like I don't want to reread this.
00:28:26.058 --> 00:28:27.330
Let's just say it's a done script.
00:28:27.330 --> 00:28:28.534
Okay, hell, yeah.
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So several pieces of furniture are destroyed.
00:28:31.199 --> 00:28:36.278
One of the bouncers, steve, uh like just gets hit over the face.
00:28:36.278 --> 00:28:38.082
He's got got a huge shiner on his face.
00:28:38.082 --> 00:28:42.557
Now Morgan has beaten up several Patreons, seemingly enjoying it.
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I think he gives a line, morgan eventually to Dalton.
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He says I heard you have balls big enough to come in a dump truck, but you, you have balls big enough to come in a dump truck Weird.
00:28:58.271 --> 00:29:00.076
But you don't look big to me.
00:29:02.401 --> 00:29:04.084
What Thanks.
00:29:04.190 --> 00:29:08.119
I've heard you had balls big enough to come in a dump truck, oh.
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God.
00:29:09.049 --> 00:29:13.842
Like I don't, I don't know man, I don't know, it's because he got big balls.
00:29:14.954 --> 00:29:17.125
It doesn't mean he has a lot of semen in him.
00:29:17.125 --> 00:29:18.373
It's not how it works.
00:29:18.373 --> 00:29:18.674
I don't think.
00:29:18.674 --> 00:29:19.742
Do they need to be carried because they're so large?
00:29:19.742 --> 00:29:20.105
I don't know.
00:29:20.185 --> 00:29:27.276
Or does like the output just feel bad for any girls that I mean we move on.
00:29:27.276 --> 00:29:29.595
I don't know, bro, like I don't even know.
00:29:29.595 --> 00:29:39.349
It's just one of the many lines where it's like wonderful nobody thought this didn't work nobody thought that was a weird line and I'm glad it's in there because it's one of the best lines in movie history.
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So Dalton goes to a used car lot the next day to buy another like old car.
00:29:46.679 --> 00:29:48.950
This one was a 1965 Buick.
00:29:48.950 --> 00:29:52.019
He also saw some at a junkyard and buys several.
00:29:52.593 --> 00:29:56.671
He had cool lights on it, it like oh yeah, because it like opened up, yeah, which I think the reason he did that.
00:29:56.671 --> 00:29:57.231
He had cool lights on it.
00:29:57.251 --> 00:29:58.512
Oh yeah, because it opened up yeah, yeah, which.
00:29:58.512 --> 00:30:02.798
I think the reason he did that is because his car is going to get destroyed 500 times during this movie and he's like.
00:30:02.798 --> 00:30:05.741
Well, I don't want to have to replace the headlights at the beginning.
00:30:05.741 --> 00:30:10.226
He also subs at a junkyard and buy several mounted tires, throwing them in the trunk.
00:30:10.226 --> 00:30:23.404
And soon we'll learn why At a nearby farm owned by the probably the funniest character in the whole movie Emmett seems like he walked into the wrong movie I thought he had hook hands.
00:30:23.465 --> 00:30:34.288
At first I was like, yeah, I was just like this guy seems like he should be in like an old weird like this is like an old pirate turned farmer yeah, exactly it's so weird, wonderful, this giant beard.
00:30:34.288 --> 00:30:37.618
That's obviously gotta be fake because it looks strange.
00:30:37.618 --> 00:30:40.893
But yeah, his old man named Emmett.
00:30:40.893 --> 00:30:44.200
He rents a loft apartment from him and it's a dope loft.
00:30:44.200 --> 00:30:44.760
It's great.
00:30:44.840 --> 00:30:45.803
Good on this guy.
00:30:45.803 --> 00:30:47.375
Yeah, this is so intuitive.
00:30:47.375 --> 00:30:49.951
It's like so intuitive, this is way before.
00:30:49.951 --> 00:30:52.999
What do you call it Airbnb?
00:30:53.259 --> 00:30:56.176
Yeah, exactly, he's a smart guy and he keeps it so clean, yeah.
00:31:03.130 --> 00:31:03.310
Emmett b&b.
00:31:03.330 --> 00:31:06.799
Yeah, exactly smart guy and he keeps it so clean yeah, I mean it's pretty cool for places the windows open constantly spiders or anything.
00:31:06.819 --> 00:31:07.863
And I'm pretty sure emmett is in love with dalton.
00:31:07.863 --> 00:31:08.183
Yes, yes, he is.
00:31:08.183 --> 00:31:16.855
Once we get to the scene where he's just staring at him, I'm gonna bring it up, because he is he he quickly just like starts to love him.
00:31:16.934 --> 00:31:19.096
It's wild, what'd you?
00:31:19.116 --> 00:31:20.478
say I said get it Emmett.
00:31:20.478 --> 00:31:29.964
So while he talks to Emmett about the rent, a helicopter flies across the small lake next to Emmett's property and swings low over his horse corral, startling the horses.
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Emmett gets all pissy about it.
00:31:33.346 --> 00:31:42.345
He says that the owner of the chopper, brad Wesley, seems to fly over his house property just to agitate the horses and annoy him.
00:31:42.345 --> 00:31:42.707
I love Emmett.
00:31:42.707 --> 00:31:44.432
Emmett's like Emmett's kind of low-key.
00:31:44.432 --> 00:31:49.963
The best character in the whole movie Looks like he should be a prospector yeah, he is a prospector.
00:31:49.963 --> 00:31:52.531
Or like someone like searching for gold in San Francisco.
00:31:52.872 --> 00:31:56.796
So Dalton and Tillman hold an employees meeting before the club opens that night.
00:31:56.796 --> 00:32:02.060
Tillman announces that he's going to renovate the bar and that Dalton is now in charge of the management of the floor.
00:32:02.060 --> 00:32:07.546
Dalton immediately fires Morgan, telling him he doesn't have the right temperament for the job.
00:32:07.546 --> 00:32:11.192
Morgan threatens him and walks out furiously.
00:32:11.192 --> 00:32:12.855
Maybe we'll see him again soon.
00:32:12.855 --> 00:32:16.721
So Dalton also fires the woman who was dealing drugs at the bar.
00:32:16.721 --> 00:32:21.987
He then lays out the rules Everyone will be on their guard at all times and expect the unexpected.
00:32:21.987 --> 00:32:31.252
They'll take any fights outside so that brawls don't further damage the place and they'll be nice until Dalton determines they'll have to be more physical with any customers.
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I wrote down the whole line.
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It's nice, just be nice.
00:32:36.151 --> 00:32:46.579
That's great, because then you get like the quotes from Steve being called a cocksucker isn't personal Dalton, no, it's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.
00:32:46.579 --> 00:32:50.181
Steve, what if someone calls your mama a whore, dalton, is she?
00:32:50.181 --> 00:32:55.461
Then he says I want you to be nice until it's time to not to be nice.
00:32:55.461 --> 00:33:00.298
I was going to do that line at the beginning, but I was like pain don't hurt.
00:33:00.317 --> 00:33:00.921
It's too good we gotta do that.
00:33:00.921 --> 00:33:03.270
It's perfect communication for this group of guys.
00:33:03.732 --> 00:33:15.652
For people it seems like he's talking to a third grader, right it seems like he just goes to bars and just tells people hey, don't immediately start trying to kill people, you know, just get them out of the bar.
00:33:15.992 --> 00:33:22.640
Let's not destroy the entire bar every night yeah, every single night they have to replace a thousand glasses and chairs and tables.
00:33:22.660 --> 00:33:34.276
It's like I'm assuming that the guy that owns the double deuce just like yeah, I have 5 000 chairs out in the shed out back just because every, every night we break 20 of them.
00:33:34.276 --> 00:33:37.381
Chairs a field of chairs.
00:33:37.381 --> 00:33:39.365
In another month I'm going to have to order more.
00:33:39.365 --> 00:33:47.642
So yeah, and Dalton just tells him it's just a job, Nothing, personal, Nothing.
00:33:47.642 --> 00:33:49.756
We don't have to take everything super personal.
00:33:49.756 --> 00:33:50.839
It's just a bunch of drunk people.
00:33:50.839 --> 00:33:54.377
We don't have to kill every drunk man that says something dumb.
00:33:54.940 --> 00:33:55.981
Yeah, you're at a bar.
00:33:55.981 --> 00:34:01.976
A very sensible thing to say that only fight every day.
00:34:02.156 --> 00:34:03.240
Yeah, it's like you should.
00:34:03.240 --> 00:34:06.058
There shouldn't be a fight breaking out every single night.
00:34:06.690 --> 00:34:09.914
So people die every night Exactly Eyeballs are on the floor.
00:34:11.050 --> 00:34:20.934
So in the bar that night a few brawls break out, but Dalton and his guys are able to handle them as a team and it's great because you see them all fighting together and they just get everybody out as quickly as possible.
00:34:20.934 --> 00:34:27.657
Dalton catches Steven in a storeroom having sex with a female customer and fires him on the spot.
00:34:27.657 --> 00:34:30.094
He's on his break, man.
00:34:30.094 --> 00:34:31.119
Like just let him do it.
00:34:31.119 --> 00:34:35.596
Yeah, the first awkward sex scene in the movie.
00:34:37.012 --> 00:34:38.157
But it's unsanitary.
00:34:38.157 --> 00:34:40.014
I mean, that was like in the pantry, wasn't it?
00:34:40.014 --> 00:34:41.097
Mm-hmm.
00:34:42.039 --> 00:34:43.503
Yeah, no good, shouldn't be doing that there.
00:34:43.791 --> 00:34:45.036
It's like right over the potatoes.
00:34:45.096 --> 00:34:51.916
Yeah, exactly, oh man Like man these potatoes smell like sex and potatoes they don't serve food there, do they?
00:34:52.076 --> 00:34:52.617
I don't think so.
00:34:52.858 --> 00:34:53.318
I don't know.
00:34:53.518 --> 00:34:56.181
I think it's just beer and semen.
00:34:56.362 --> 00:34:59.465
They probably would now, after he fixed it up.
00:34:59.465 --> 00:35:01.887
But yeah, you wouldn't be able to, you wouldn't have a table.
00:35:01.887 --> 00:35:05.510
You just, you start eating your food Immediately.
00:35:05.530 --> 00:35:07.699
someone just like falls on it, all right.
00:35:07.750 --> 00:35:17.619
Well, I waited an hour to get my food, because there's three fights that broke out in the span of that time, all the waitresses are in like hockey gear.
00:35:20.452 --> 00:35:27.981
As soon as the fight breaks out, they start throwing off their gloves and they're like let's go, gets their hockey sticks hitting people, oh shit.
00:35:27.981 --> 00:35:46.175
So Dalton also watches one of the bartenders, pat, as he skims from the register and helps himself to free beers and then, like after that night, like Tillman, who's super reluctant, ends up firing Pat, which seems to carry a lot of weight than simply getting rid of someone else who was shooting him out.
00:35:46.175 --> 00:35:50.235
Tillman also remarks that it was a good night because nobody died.
00:35:50.769 --> 00:35:55.938
Yeah, man, that is a good night, and then Dalton says it'll get worse before it gets better.
00:35:55.998 --> 00:36:06.045
though, when Dalton leaves that night, he finds that the windshield of his Buick has been smashed and all four tires have been flattened and the antenna has been broken.
00:36:07.311 --> 00:36:09.057
They just left the knife in there, yeah.
00:36:11.835 --> 00:36:12.356
I love it.
00:36:12.356 --> 00:36:25.554
Wherever Dalton's main home is, he just has like an entire drawer filled of knives that just keep getting left into his cars and his body and friends Like Fifth Element with the guns.
00:36:26.958 --> 00:36:27.420
Exactly.
00:36:27.420 --> 00:36:30.617
Wow, this movie is similar to Fifth Element.
00:36:30.617 --> 00:36:36.476
So all this barely phases Dalton, though, because it happens to him all the time.
00:36:36.476 --> 00:36:40.621
Back at the loft he sees a crazy party going on at Brad Wesley's.
00:36:40.621 --> 00:36:46.297
We see the blonde woman that was kind of staring at Dalton earlier, and then we have a weird guy dancing in the background.
00:36:46.297 --> 00:36:55.362
Hell yeah, man, like when Brad goes up, hey, look at this guy, I like this guy and he's like what is happening.
00:36:59.889 --> 00:37:01.795
They definitely don't know how to dance, but they're dancing so hard I love it.
00:37:01.815 --> 00:37:03.018
It's not whether you can dance.
00:37:03.057 --> 00:37:07.742
It's whether you can feel the music you have to it's like it's their version of dancing.
00:37:07.742 --> 00:37:12.418
Just because they can't dance doesn't mean they're not dancing the one guy's like he's got a gun on his back.
00:37:12.418 --> 00:37:16.677
Yeah, in that one scene he's like bouncing up and down like oh yeah, oh yeah.
00:37:16.677 --> 00:37:18.302
So fucking funny.
00:37:19.791 --> 00:37:22.400
So the next morning Carrie comes over in the morning with breakfast.
00:37:22.400 --> 00:37:27.442
This is where we get Dalton just gets up and walks around completely naked.
00:37:27.442 --> 00:37:34.858
We get a great like five to ten second butt shot of him and then Carrie's just drooling and just gushing all over the place, grush.
00:37:37.710 --> 00:37:42.472
She says he should have not fired Pat and that he is a dead man now and Dalton's like.
00:37:42.472 --> 00:37:43.818
Everybody keeps saying that to me.
00:37:43.818 --> 00:37:53.449
So and then, while driving into town the next morning, he nearly collides with Brad Wesley who is swerving dangerously along the road in his Mustang.
00:37:53.530 --> 00:37:54.552
Yeah man, what are you doing?
00:37:55.275 --> 00:37:57.902
It's just I don't know.
00:37:57.902 --> 00:37:59.836
I mean, I know he owns the whole town.
00:37:59.836 --> 00:38:03.492
He doesn't have a care in the world, but he will die too.
00:38:03.492 --> 00:38:06.360
He can still die, yeah he can still die, wow.
00:38:06.360 --> 00:38:20.393
And it's weird when you see him, because when you first see Brad Wesley it's like, oh, he's just, he seems like a goofy just he seems like a goofy.
00:38:20.393 --> 00:38:21.315
He's gonna be a goofy villain.
00:38:21.315 --> 00:38:22.478
And then he turns into no good, very bad villain.
00:38:22.498 --> 00:38:26.432
Yeah, it's like, oh okay, he's the mafia, yeah because you think he's just gonna be a kooky guy after this scene.
00:38:26.432 --> 00:38:28.637
And then it's like, oh no, he's a serious bad guy.
00:38:28.637 --> 00:38:33.615
And then we cut to dalton, who goes to a local auto parts store.
00:38:33.615 --> 00:38:36.193
Dalton befriends the owner, a man named red love.
00:38:36.193 --> 00:38:39.215
Red just seems like a normal dude, which is nice in this movie.
00:38:39.498 --> 00:38:44.356
Yeah, there's one normal guy in the movie and he's like honest, like right off the bat yeah.
00:38:44.356 --> 00:38:45.875
This guy's fucking up everything.
00:38:45.894 --> 00:38:46.978
Yeah, we hate him.
00:38:46.978 --> 00:38:51.438
He sells Dalton a new antenna and says he'll order him a new windshield.
00:38:51.438 --> 00:38:56.456
Just then Wesley walks in with a sinister looking man named Jimmy who glares at Dalton as he walks out.
00:38:57.197 --> 00:38:59.222
You think he noticed him on the road Like?
00:38:59.983 --> 00:39:01.695
I don't know Cause he was going the opposite direction.
00:39:01.695 --> 00:39:04.438
Maybe this is supposed to be a few like hours later, I don't know.
00:39:04.438 --> 00:39:08.699
After Dalton walks out, wesley seemingly greets red with a friendly tone.
00:39:08.699 --> 00:39:12.260
But red knows the reason Wesley has shown up is to extort money from him.
00:39:12.260 --> 00:39:22.032
At the loft, emmett sees Dalton's Mercedes this is the scene and we see Dalton doing like what are you like Tai Chi?
00:39:22.032 --> 00:39:23.117
Or something like that.
00:39:23.117 --> 00:39:31.813
We see Brad Wesley from a watching from afar across the river and then we also see Emmett who is watching and is thinking about switching sides.
00:39:34.521 --> 00:39:36.538
I mean, he's just staring at him the whole time.
00:39:36.538 --> 00:39:42.239
He looks so like amazed and like whoa, have you seen anybody stretch before?
00:39:45.103 --> 00:39:45.965
It's amazing.
00:39:46.590 --> 00:39:49.914
So weird dude and he's just got such a goofy face.
00:39:49.914 --> 00:39:51.398
I love Emmett.
00:39:51.398 --> 00:39:52.641
I hope he found a man.
00:39:52.641 --> 00:39:58.501
So that night at the Double De deuce, dalton is called up to Tillman's office.
00:39:58.501 --> 00:40:02.255
The bartender that was fired, pat, is there, along with a man named Connor.
00:40:02.255 --> 00:40:07.355
Tells Dalton that Tillman had a change of heart about firing Pat yeah, I love goons.
00:40:07.355 --> 00:40:09.018
Yeah, yeah, there.
00:40:09.018 --> 00:40:10.190
You got plenty of them in this movie.
00:40:10.190 --> 00:40:17.706
When Dalton asks for an explanation, o'connor tells him that Tillman buys his liquor and beer from Wesley and that Pat is Wesley's nephew.
00:40:18.307 --> 00:40:24.338
Pat pulls a large bowie knife on Dalton, who easily dodges and disarms him.
00:40:25.250 --> 00:40:25.592
I love it.
00:40:25.592 --> 00:40:26.717
Does he immediately have a giant knife?
00:40:26.717 --> 00:40:36.077
One of Wesley's other thugs, a big guy named Tinker love it, love Tinker slashes Dalton under his arm.
00:40:36.077 --> 00:40:43.632
Dalton easily beats all of them, showing his skill in martial arts, and crashes through the office window with O'Connor Keenan's guy.
00:40:43.632 --> 00:40:45.800
Throw them out while he goes to the emergency room.
00:40:46.231 --> 00:40:51.699
He kicks a guy through it first, and then he crashes through it again, yeah, and then everybody just gets thrown out of it.
00:40:52.050 --> 00:40:53.496
No one thinks about exiting the door.
00:40:55.311 --> 00:41:01.608
So, man, I love Tinker though at the end, when it's belly of the suspenders.
00:41:01.668 --> 00:41:13.572
Yeah, it's like it's not it's not, he's a wonderful goon, but I love that he survives at the end too, and I'm like oh yeah, at all the goons, it's the one I want to survive this is the one that would probably change his ways.
00:41:13.632 --> 00:41:16.159
I feel like oh yeah, go to work for the other guy.
00:41:16.159 --> 00:41:16.780
I love Tinker.
00:41:16.780 --> 00:41:19.615
He's like it's because of Goon's resume.
00:41:19.635 --> 00:41:19.876
Yeah.
00:41:21.751 --> 00:41:23.293
He goes to like Doctors evils.
00:41:23.855 --> 00:41:25.239
It's like I'll be great.
00:41:26.360 --> 00:41:28.494
So At the ER, dalton meets a doctor.
00:41:28.494 --> 00:41:33.054
Elizabeth Clay Staples his wounds Even after Dalton refuses To inject him with anesthetic.
00:41:33.074 --> 00:41:36.782
I don't think you can really refuse to get anesthetic I know it's just like.
00:41:37.143 --> 00:41:38.490
I mean, I this place.
00:41:38.490 --> 00:41:44.112
Yes, I feel like if the bars are run the way they are, the hospital probably isn't too much better.
00:41:44.112 --> 00:41:47.240
Yeah, or they're just like you know what.
00:41:47.240 --> 00:41:51.452
You're uh weirdly, a very attractive person in this hospital.
00:41:51.452 --> 00:41:59.010
Uh, you can just do whatever you want, I guess he's a fucking sadist yeah, um, he also eventually ends up inviting her to the double deuce.
00:41:59.010 --> 00:42:01.577
We get the line do you enjoy pain?
00:42:02.117 --> 00:42:02.940
pain don't hurt.
00:42:02.940 --> 00:42:08.097
She should have been like oh sorry, I'm a doctor yeah, it's like.
00:42:09.960 --> 00:42:10.521
It's just like.
00:42:10.521 --> 00:42:13.271
Has the doctor ever asked someone, do you enjoy pain?
00:42:13.271 --> 00:42:16.217
And then when they say, pain don't hurt, hurt, be like.
00:42:16.217 --> 00:42:18.222
I say that sentence.
00:42:20.815 --> 00:42:21.739
Pain does not hurt.
00:42:21.739 --> 00:42:22.956
Technically it do hurt.
00:42:23.269 --> 00:42:26.775
But I like when she's stapling him he's like flinching, but he's trying to act all cool.
00:42:26.775 --> 00:42:30.795
I know like why, man, it's like dude, like she, she'd still probably bone you.
00:42:30.795 --> 00:42:32.552
Local anesthetic is so good.
00:42:32.552 --> 00:42:33.373
It's like it's like dude.
00:42:33.373 --> 00:42:35.896
You're Patrick Swayze and you're ripped.
00:42:36.478 --> 00:42:39.222
You have a shot, whether or not you get anesthesia.
00:42:39.222 --> 00:42:41.425
You don't have to do dumb shit.
00:42:46.050 --> 00:42:49.775
But this is where we learn that Dalton graduated with a degree in philosophy.
00:42:49.775 --> 00:42:51.976
When you're seeing them, they're talking.
00:42:51.976 --> 00:42:54.400
You can obviously see that they both want to bone each other.
00:42:54.400 --> 00:42:57.123
We get the line nobody wins a fight.
00:42:57.123 --> 00:43:05.498
When she asks if he wins a fight and she ends the conversation with I thought you'd be bigger, it's like I get that a lot.
00:43:05.498 --> 00:43:15.784
So the next day at Wesley's house, tinker and O'Connor apologize to their boss even the doctors heard of these legendary dude.
00:43:15.784 --> 00:43:17.916
Everybody everybody knows coolers man.
00:43:19.534 --> 00:43:42.141
Well, nobody seems to have tv, so they're all just, I'm assuming, subscribing to magazines like bars, are us stuff like that so the next day at Wesley house, Tinker and O'Connor they go to apologize to the boss because Brad's like you had one job and it's like we can't help that this guy is a fucking superhero.
00:43:42.141 --> 00:43:49.760
Ok, so Tinker apologizes and he's, as soon as he apologizes, like oh, that was a real apology.
00:43:49.760 --> 00:43:51.315
Then, O'Connor, I apologize too.
00:43:51.315 --> 00:43:57.693
It's like dude, you should have taken a second, composed yourself and sounded sad, Because Tinker yeah, wesley says he believes T.
00:43:57.713 --> 00:43:59.637
You should have taken a second, composed yourself and sounded sad he's sincere Like Tinker.
00:43:59.659 --> 00:44:03.592
Yeah, Wesley says he believes Tinker but does not believe O'Connor and he starts.
00:44:03.612 --> 00:44:04.496
I believe anything Tinker said.
00:44:04.496 --> 00:44:07.730
Yeah, exactly, he's just like oh adorable yeah exactly?
00:44:07.809 --> 00:44:08.974
Doesn't he tussle his hair too?
00:44:08.994 --> 00:44:10.380
A little bit yeah.
00:44:11.351 --> 00:44:14.179
Wesley begins to beat O'Connor senseless.
00:44:14.179 --> 00:44:19.556
And then you get the iconic line.
00:44:19.675 --> 00:44:21.443
You know what I don't like about you, o'connor you bleed too much.
00:44:21.463 --> 00:44:26.543
That's a problem, though he should probably go to see a doctor well, my problem with you, brad, is that you cause me to bleed too much.
00:44:26.664 --> 00:44:28.833
I feel like hemophilia shouldn't like.
00:44:28.833 --> 00:44:33.244
Let's just find another line of work, exactly.
00:44:35.913 --> 00:44:36.474
Sucks for them.
00:44:36.474 --> 00:44:38.721
I know this movie is so cheesy dude, it's great.
00:44:39.362 --> 00:44:39.704
I love it.
00:44:40.275 --> 00:44:41.880
We're going to do Tango and Cash later this year.
00:44:41.880 --> 00:44:42.320
Get ready.
00:44:42.320 --> 00:44:44.065
Hell yeah, you're going to be like what.
00:44:44.976 --> 00:44:49.925
So Dalton goes to Red's and we see Wesley's men leaving and smiling.
00:44:49.925 --> 00:44:52.083
When he goes in he sees the place is trash.
00:44:52.083 --> 00:44:54.983
He learns that Wesley runs the town.
00:44:54.983 --> 00:45:00.867
He later calls an old friend of his, wade Garrett another cooler and asks him if he knows anything about Wesley.
00:45:00.867 --> 00:45:04.063
Garrett doesn't and tells Dalton to watch out for himself.
00:45:04.063 --> 00:45:11.007
Love, when we meet Wade, he immediately de-escalates the situation calmly and it's like, oh, this guy's really good at his job too.
00:45:11.394 --> 00:45:13.614
I know it's kind of cool Like they just don't immediately punch.
00:45:13.614 --> 00:45:14.416
Yeah, it's like this guy's really good at his job too.
00:45:14.416 --> 00:45:15.275
I know it's kind of cool Like they just don't immediately punch.
00:45:15.235 --> 00:45:18.376
Yeah, it's like that's how you become a good bouncer.
00:45:18.376 --> 00:45:21.041
Later we have the double deuce that has undergone renovations.
00:45:21.041 --> 00:45:28.210
We see the blonde woman, which we now know the name is Denise hitting on Dalton, and then Jimmy, the guy's like, let's get out of here.
00:45:28.210 --> 00:45:29.916
That's my woman.
00:45:29.916 --> 00:45:32.963
Yeah, it's my boss's woman, but I probably also share.
00:45:32.963 --> 00:45:33.423
I don't know.
00:45:37.695 --> 00:45:39.197
It's kind of a polyamorous situation.
00:45:39.197 --> 00:45:39.798
No, let's go.
00:45:40.420 --> 00:45:42.664
Some of Wesley's men show up to cause trouble.
00:45:42.664 --> 00:45:52.318
Dalton and pals make quick work of them, doc Elizabeth, dr Elizabeth shows up and Dalton takes her out after his shift.
00:45:52.318 --> 00:45:55.166
She asks him if he enjoys his work and he reluctantly says he does, but it's just a job to him.
00:45:55.166 --> 00:46:00.597
She tells him that all the injuries he suffered he might not live to an old age and needs to slow down.
00:46:00.597 --> 00:46:02.677
He takes in her advice with mild interest.
00:46:03.059 --> 00:46:13.994
Then they kiss yeah, he's been shot a whole bunch and stabbed they have yet to have a romantic conversation about themselves yet.
00:46:14.155 --> 00:46:21.659
but then there're already kissing Like we know nothing about, like he knows nothing about her so far, except that she's a doctor.
00:46:21.855 --> 00:46:42.931
That's all he knows from the conversation he's philosophical, like I don't know if in the three-hour cut they cut to them like just having like a nice little date or something, and they have a conversation that it doesn't revolve Dalton beating men senseless, but and they have a conversation that it doesn't revolve Dalton beating men senseless, but I guess maybe the doctor's, like you know what I've just been surrounded with people being beat up that I kind of it's my kink.
00:46:43.195 --> 00:46:45.460
Yeah, it's her thing Like this is what I'm into.
00:46:45.614 --> 00:46:47.081
I love a beaten down man.
00:46:48.775 --> 00:46:52.018
She's just like getting him into fights on purpose and if you've been, married.
00:46:52.038 --> 00:46:52.641
You know what I mean.
00:46:52.840 --> 00:46:57.380
Ayo Wow, I just got divorced.
00:47:00.016 --> 00:47:00.699
What did you hear?
00:47:00.719 --> 00:47:05.864
that it sounded like a wedding ring going into the toilet.
00:47:08.416 --> 00:47:12.282
So O'Connor and Tinker show up at Emmett's farm looking for Dalton.
00:47:12.282 --> 00:47:14.027
They tell him that Wesley wants to meet him.
00:47:14.027 --> 00:47:14.449
So they take Wesley.
00:47:14.449 --> 00:47:14.750
They take him.
00:47:14.750 --> 00:47:16.155
That Wesley wants to meet him, so they take Wesley.
00:47:16.155 --> 00:47:18.161
They take him to Wesley's home.
00:47:18.161 --> 00:47:19.742
We see Denise with a black eye.
00:47:19.742 --> 00:47:25.864
I love when we see her because she's doing like the what do you call that when you watch a video?
00:47:25.864 --> 00:47:29.009
Calisthenics, yeah, something like that.
00:47:29.028 --> 00:47:41.485
Aerobics, something like that, but I love like she gets up, she sees Dalton and she's like, she's like trying to block her face so that he doesn't see the she's been hit by a pipe giant brute, but I love she.
00:47:41.485 --> 00:47:47.867
She constantly keeps moving her hand to see and I'm like so are you trying to show him and make it dramatic, like I get?
00:47:47.867 --> 00:47:50.157
You're doing it for the camera, but it looks super weird but.
00:47:50.197 --> 00:47:53.961
But now I can't see but now he can see, but now I can't see.
00:47:53.961 --> 00:47:56.947
It's like just put it over your face and put a little crack so you can see.
00:47:56.967 --> 00:47:57.668
Just walk out of the room.
00:47:57.668 --> 00:47:58.989
Yeah, just get out of there.
00:47:58.989 --> 00:47:59.630
I don't know.
00:48:00.876 --> 00:48:07.108
But Wesley tells Dalton that he's been the driving force in bringing most of the big-name businesses to Jasper, like JCPenney's.
00:48:08.094 --> 00:48:10.916
That is almost going out of business now, love.
00:48:10.936 --> 00:48:11.878
JCPenney's love, jc Paddy.
00:48:11.878 --> 00:48:16.795
So he brings up that Dalton killed a man in Memphis and got off due to self-defense.
00:48:16.795 --> 00:48:21.603
Dalton looks pissed that he knows this information though it's attacked by the guy's throat.
00:48:21.724 --> 00:48:24.704
Yeah, oh my god, the throat's coming right.
00:48:24.744 --> 00:48:27.025
For me it's like South Park.
00:48:27.025 --> 00:48:29.300
Yeah, it's coming right for me.
00:48:29.300 --> 00:48:32.963
He just goes into bars, so he Wesley, even offers Dalton a job.
00:48:32.963 --> 00:48:39.958
He just goes into bars, so he um, wesley, even offers Dalton a job at a new club he's planning to open.
00:48:39.958 --> 00:48:41.563
Dalton refuses and leaves.
00:48:41.563 --> 00:48:43.422
We go back to the double deuce.
00:48:43.422 --> 00:48:45.844
That seems to be getting fancier and fancier.
00:48:45.844 --> 00:48:46.856
Every time we come back to.
00:48:46.856 --> 00:48:54.684
The place becomes super popular and it's filled with people and it's like why such a fancy place in a small town bar in the middle of just the woods?
00:48:55.255 --> 00:49:00.344
turned into a Cheddars, yeah but it's like can we see the town?
00:49:00.344 --> 00:49:06.702
Just there is no town I want to see that's like it's right next to a city or something.
00:49:06.702 --> 00:49:11.978
Why are so many people coming there and why do they all look so handsome and attractive?
00:49:11.978 --> 00:49:14.302
Because this isn't it in.
00:49:14.342 --> 00:49:14.782
Kansas.
00:49:14.782 --> 00:49:17.445
Isn't that where all the attractive, handsome people live?
00:49:17.585 --> 00:49:17.905
I guess.
00:49:17.905 --> 00:49:20.869
So I don't know, but they all want to come to this one bar.
00:49:20.869 --> 00:49:25.018
It's probably the only thing around for a thousand miles.
00:49:25.018 --> 00:49:28.567
Well, it's because they all look kind of rich, like the customers like now that go into the bar.
00:49:29.115 --> 00:49:31.003
They all are dressed really nice and stuff.
00:49:31.815 --> 00:49:33.342
And I'm like who are these people?
00:49:33.342 --> 00:49:35.041
Who are these people?
00:49:36.960 --> 00:49:39.199
Yeah, they took down the chicken fence thing.
00:49:39.360 --> 00:49:42.375
Yeah, so now now Carrie can just sing karaoke in front of them.
00:49:42.494 --> 00:49:44.061
He can just sing in safety now.
00:49:44.061 --> 00:49:46.358
Whoa, that's huge for him.
00:49:46.661 --> 00:49:47.143
Crazy man.
00:49:48.094 --> 00:49:50.559
Probably blind from all the glass right, exactly, isn't that?
00:49:50.559 --> 00:49:52.141
How he he said he got blinded.
00:49:52.141 --> 00:49:52.804
I have no idea.
00:49:52.804 --> 00:49:53.905
Or that was Sam Elliott.
00:49:53.905 --> 00:49:55.789
He said he got blinded by a bottle of whiskey.
00:49:55.789 --> 00:49:56.469
I think so yeah.
00:49:56.914 --> 00:49:58.402
I don't know if Cody's ever had.
00:49:58.534 --> 00:50:04.222
I think he was born blind, maybe I don't know, yeah, but okay, well, I guess perfect for him.
00:50:04.222 --> 00:50:05.677
He didn't even have to wear eye protection.
00:50:05.856 --> 00:50:06.056
Yeah.
00:50:06.597 --> 00:50:12.744
Fucking A man and, like in the car, the window hole.
00:50:12.744 --> 00:50:17.971
Yeah, I know His hair should be going wild.
00:50:19.954 --> 00:50:22.759
It's wild, it's almost like they weren't moving and on a lot probably.
00:50:22.759 --> 00:50:29.661
So, Dalton is realizing that the place is running out of alcohol rapidly.
00:50:29.661 --> 00:50:34.215
Tillman says he's called every distributor he knows but none of them will do business with him.
00:50:34.215 --> 00:50:36.543
Dalton quickly realizes Wesley has interfered.
00:50:36.543 --> 00:50:45.389
He walks outside and he sees Elizabeth and they go back to his place and chat and have awkward sex.
00:50:46.054 --> 00:50:50.822
Super fun sex against the rocks, yes, against the hard stone rocks.
00:50:50.822 --> 00:50:52.235
I mean it's passion.
00:50:52.235 --> 00:51:06.563
But you get the shot where he, like you know he immediately starts taking his pants off he's like kind of keeping them on lifts her up, puts her on the rocks and then you just get like the awkward shot where it's just like because they also have their clothes on, it looks really weird.
00:51:06.563 --> 00:51:19.324
And it's just like you have her against the rocks and shot and he's like awkwardly thrusting, it's like man, this is not an attractive shot at all for this movie what is love anyway, I don't know.
00:51:19.385 --> 00:51:19.706
It's weird.
00:51:19.706 --> 00:51:28.976
They've had like three conversations and uh, mainly about him getting his butt kicked and uh, here we are she's got a real soft spot for people who get their asses.
00:51:28.976 --> 00:51:33.583
Yeah, exactly I mean it is, it is patrick swayze, so who wouldn't right, I guess?
00:51:33.583 --> 00:51:42.938
So, post-sex, we have Dalton sitting naked on his barn roof, emmett just with his binoculars sitting outside, probably Just watching him.
00:51:44.574 --> 00:51:46.753
Alongside the billionaire that's watching him yeah.
00:51:48.980 --> 00:51:54.068
And then she goes out and they talk she tells Dalton that he doesn't have to go after he fixes Double Deuce, he can stay and start a life with herton.
00:51:54.068 --> 00:51:56.760
That he doesn't have to go after he fixes Double Deuce, he can stay and start a life with her.
00:51:56.760 --> 00:51:58.360
But he doesn't think so.
00:51:59.956 --> 00:52:02.023
That's a Double Deuce idea.
00:52:02.043 --> 00:52:02.184
Yeah.
00:52:02.184 --> 00:52:11.559
We see Wesley is creeping on them from his back porch, just stewing At the Deuce.
00:52:11.559 --> 00:52:17.177
The next day Dalton talks to Cody who tells him that Elizabeth Clay is Red's daughter and one-time lover.
00:52:17.177 --> 00:52:22.365
Love interest of brad wesley boom, boom, boom.
00:52:22.365 --> 00:52:23.929
That was obvious why the?
00:52:23.969 --> 00:52:26.817
hell was she with him like a terrible relationship.
00:52:26.817 --> 00:52:30.898
She was probably um a child when he started grooming her.
00:52:30.898 --> 00:52:33.101
I'm going to say Well, she went.
00:52:34.041 --> 00:52:37.344
She's a doctor, I don't know yeah.
00:52:38.244 --> 00:52:40.405
I mean, maybe he kept stabbing himself.
00:52:40.525 --> 00:52:40.746
Yeah.
00:52:40.786 --> 00:52:41.947
See her and like, bring her flowers.
00:52:41.967 --> 00:52:45.849
He just kept constantly having to get stitches on his body from her.
00:52:46.050 --> 00:52:47.891
Looks like Frankenstein's monster.
00:52:48.150 --> 00:52:49.572
He'd like cut his arm and go there.
00:52:49.572 --> 00:52:51.052
And it's like oh, she's not on duty today.
00:52:51.052 --> 00:52:52.275
God, dang it, fuck.
00:52:52.275 --> 00:52:54.221
It's like we'll fix it and like no, I'll come back later.
00:52:54.240 --> 00:53:01.155
Yeah, come back in 12 hours so when she left him, wesley became intensely jealous.
00:53:01.155 --> 00:53:03.041
Cody warns his friend to tread carefully.
00:53:03.041 --> 00:53:11.454
Just then a bouncer lets Dalton know a delivery has arrived and out on the loading dock Dalton supervises the inventory.
00:53:11.454 --> 00:53:18.768
Morgan O'Connor, tinker and another of Wesley's goons show up ordering the delivery guy to take back his load.
00:53:18.768 --> 00:53:26.688
They begin smashing bottles and try to fight Dalton, who takes several of them down before he gets hit over the head with a bottle.
00:53:26.688 --> 00:53:28.278
And I love it.
00:53:28.278 --> 00:53:35.126
While the fight's going on, like you got one guy who's just like hurry and throw all the liquor down.
00:53:35.126 --> 00:53:36.028
It's so funny.
00:53:36.028 --> 00:53:42.786
Wade garrett arrives and goes out to the dock where he finds dalton being held down while the goons take shots at him.
00:53:42.786 --> 00:53:46.865
Wade quickly joins the fight and they both are able to route wesley's men.
00:53:46.865 --> 00:53:48.378
Wade rolls.
00:53:48.378 --> 00:53:50.181
He's so fun.
00:53:50.181 --> 00:53:50.884
You get the line.
00:53:50.884 --> 00:53:53.128
Uh, someone's like you want to fight dickless?
00:53:53.128 --> 00:53:55.543
I damn sure don't want to show you my dick.
00:53:56.516 --> 00:53:59.222
He wants to show Patrick Swayze a shit yeah.
00:53:59.362 --> 00:54:04.159
Later With his girl I only show the butch.
00:54:04.159 --> 00:54:06.244
Oh man Yep.
00:54:06.264 --> 00:54:06.925
So weird.
00:54:10.755 --> 00:54:15.518
So people learn that it's Wade Garrett, who apparently is also super popular.
00:54:15.518 --> 00:54:18.972
So, um, people learn that it's wade garrett, who apparently is also super popular.
00:54:18.972 --> 00:54:22.521
Um, he, uh, dalton says that he wants to go show wade somebody something.
00:54:22.521 --> 00:54:27.121
And they're sitting in front of uh, the hospital and he's kind of talking about.
00:54:27.121 --> 00:54:33.606
It's like hey, we should just like don't get too comfortable here, stuff like that or whatever, I don't know whatever they're talking about.
00:54:33.606 --> 00:54:35.655
And then he's like why are you?
00:54:35.655 --> 00:54:37.141
Why are you still here anyways?
00:54:37.141 --> 00:54:50.304
And then he like looks over and Dalton points out, and then Elizabeth comes out and he's like I fucking knew it I think that's probably my favorite line of the whole movie, just because of how good Sammy Elliott is at delivering that
00:54:59.416 --> 00:55:00.478
he's like you fucking kidding me.
00:55:00.478 --> 00:55:00.978
Yeah, um, but yeah.
00:55:00.978 --> 00:55:04.425
So dalton took wesley to meet elizabeth that night.
00:55:04.425 --> 00:55:06.889
She and wade become instant friends, shows her uh scar and all his pubic hair.
00:55:06.889 --> 00:55:11.862
Um, he dances with her when it looks like they're about to just kind of have sex on the dance floor.
00:55:11.862 --> 00:55:15.268
Dalton's, this cuckold man, likes it and just watches.
00:55:15.268 --> 00:55:25.963
And then they go to sit down and she walks away and he says that gal has too many brains to have an ass like that.
00:55:29.177 --> 00:55:36.384
So good, so so good Well he suggests that Dalton may have found the woman that can change him.
00:55:36.384 --> 00:55:45.295
Dalton shuts it off, thinking he leads too violent of a life to settle down and that he hasn't had the best of luck with women she kind of looks like selling back together.
00:55:45.539 --> 00:55:59.266
Yeah, exactly and plus, she's not married, not like the girl that you killed her husband because, Wade tells him that the incident where he killed a man wasn't his fault, since the woman Dalton was with, didn't tell him.
00:55:59.266 --> 00:56:00.467
She was married.
00:56:00.467 --> 00:56:05.246
Her husband pulled a gun on Dalton and Dalton killed him, acting in self-defense.
00:56:05.246 --> 00:56:08.800
It's like, oh no a gun, I must rip his throat out.
00:56:10.096 --> 00:56:11.342
That's the only way to stop a gun.
00:56:11.936 --> 00:56:16.347
Even though, like we've seen in this movie, he can quickly disarm people easily.
00:56:16.347 --> 00:56:22.806
Because he immediately kicks everything out of people's hands as soon as they pull it out.
00:56:22.806 --> 00:56:23.186
Wow.
00:56:23.186 --> 00:56:26.983
So Garrett hangs out with Dalton at the bar that night.
00:56:26.983 --> 00:56:30.724
Someone rushes in with news that Red's store is on fire.
00:56:30.724 --> 00:56:33.235
Dalton runs out just in time to see the place explode.
00:56:33.755 --> 00:56:35.460
Why'd you keep your shop there, Red?
00:56:36.724 --> 00:56:37.126
Well it is.
00:56:37.126 --> 00:56:40.760
I guess they just set a bomb off or it's filled with oil.
00:56:40.760 --> 00:56:46.195
It's filled with barrels of gasoline, since it's an auto parts store.
00:56:46.577 --> 00:56:49.340
Because it blew up like the damn hospital in Batman.
00:56:49.340 --> 00:56:49.541
Yeah.
00:56:52.155 --> 00:56:55.460
It's rad, though, because it's a huge explosion.
00:56:55.501 --> 00:57:09.938
It's great, yes, and then you have a damn ambulance almost hitting everybody yeah, the firefighters show up, yeah, and it's like they're actively crossing the street with the hose and the ambulance, just barreling down the road, it's so funny man.
00:57:09.938 --> 00:57:12.422
It looks like you've barely missed them.
00:57:12.483 --> 00:57:13.143
It's so insane.
00:57:13.143 --> 00:57:17.269
Yeah, they had to like jump back like holy hell, what are you doing ambulance?
00:57:17.269 --> 00:57:19.903
It's like why are you so insane?
00:57:20.416 --> 00:57:23.565
You're going away from where all the hurt people are.
00:57:24.556 --> 00:57:28.311
It just turns out there was like a car accident, like later down the road.
00:57:28.311 --> 00:57:31.344
And it's like we don't care about this one place, we have to go.
00:57:31.994 --> 00:57:34.583
It'd be cool if the ambulance had monster truck tires.
00:57:34.583 --> 00:57:37.018
Yeah, dude this one place we have to go.
00:57:37.018 --> 00:57:38.222
That'd be cool if the ambulance had monster truck tires.
00:57:38.242 --> 00:57:39.407
Yeah, dude man talk about like an ambulance.
00:57:39.407 --> 00:57:40.592
We haven't even talked about a monster truck.
00:57:40.592 --> 00:57:43.018
Yet hey movies add monster trucks into them.
00:57:43.018 --> 00:57:43.579
Which?
00:57:43.659 --> 00:57:47.456
is something tango and cash, has a lot of other dudes, just pulls up in the driveway.
00:57:47.456 --> 00:57:49.237
Yeah, fucking monster.
00:57:49.277 --> 00:57:52.081
It's like oh, I better park away.
00:57:52.081 --> 00:57:53.282
I don't want anybody to hit my car.
00:57:53.282 --> 00:57:59.670
So back at the bar, we see Wesley has sneaked in.
00:57:59.670 --> 00:58:04.438
He tells everyone that it's a shame that Red's place burned down.
00:58:04.438 --> 00:58:09.128
In an effort to antagonize Dalton and his crew, he orders his blonde bombshell girlfriend, denise, to do a striptease.
00:58:09.128 --> 00:58:14.244
It's obvious, yeah, and it's like okay, cool, I guess.
00:58:14.434 --> 00:58:16.061
I don't understand you're welcome everyone.
00:58:16.936 --> 00:58:18.440
It's like, how about, don't?
00:58:18.440 --> 00:58:20.447
How about um brad?
00:58:20.447 --> 00:58:21.590
You just shoot dalton.
00:58:23.360 --> 00:58:27.650
You don't like him yeah, you kill everyone else just shoot the people you don't like.
00:58:27.650 --> 00:58:32.228
It doesn't seem like the cops care, so have they tried to kill him yet, or they just kind of?
00:58:32.228 --> 00:58:36.182
Like blow up his loft yeah, that would have been an easy solution.
00:58:36.182 --> 00:58:38.039
It's not like it's just horses down there.
00:58:38.159 --> 00:58:41.641
Yeah, this is why the movie, the script, needed another rewrite.
00:58:41.981 --> 00:58:43.326
Just like Nope, it was perfect.
00:58:43.414 --> 00:58:44.659
Why doesn't he just kill him?
00:58:44.659 --> 00:58:47.637
He knows where he lives, he watches him bum the girl every night.
00:58:47.677 --> 00:58:52.286
He can just shoot him so, um, she's dancing.
00:58:52.706 --> 00:58:55.230
Uh, the bouncers are all trying to stop her, but she's ignoring them.
00:58:55.230 --> 00:58:57.635
Dalton steps in and leads her back to Wesley.
00:58:57.635 --> 00:59:00.494
Wesley then sets up a fight between Jimmy and the bouncers.
00:59:00.494 --> 00:59:04.199
Um, he gets like a pull, a pull stick.
00:59:04.219 --> 00:59:05.161
Yeah, that was sweet.
00:59:05.202 --> 00:59:16.070
Yeah, um, he kicks a lot of ass with that pull stick if I was like this bar, I'd be like, oh, you're using a weapon, okay, well, everybody leave or I'm going to start shooting people.
00:59:16.070 --> 00:59:17.034
Get the taser.
00:59:17.034 --> 00:59:18.862
Because you like I don't know.
00:59:18.862 --> 00:59:22.684
Most bars just have guns in them at some point, just in case something crazy breaks out.
00:59:22.684 --> 00:59:23.365
I guess.
00:59:23.385 --> 00:59:27.385
This would be the moment I feel like they would have a taser, especially Something.
00:59:27.385 --> 00:59:30.322
Maybe the gun is like plan C.
00:59:30.795 --> 00:59:45.661
Yeah, I guess soimmy beats him all down, wielding a pure pull cue and making use of his own martial arts skill he like pole vaults that was the best shit, man, so that guy's stomach yeah, it's like, oh, what are we doing?
00:59:45.661 --> 01:00:01.251
Perfect, so great I could have just like hopped over not that big of a stage to jump on, though that's the best thing I've ever seen, I think, and he four years from then Jimmy ended up, or four years before he ended up winning a gold medal at the Olympics.
01:00:02.016 --> 01:00:04.103
He just pulled all the people's asses.
01:00:04.163 --> 01:00:04.344
Yeah.
01:00:04.344 --> 01:00:17.650
So Jimmy challenges Wade directly in the two fight furiously until I guess it was kind of a draw, but it seemed like Wade was getting his butt kicked a little bit.
01:00:17.650 --> 01:00:23.447
There he and Dalton briefly exchange blows until Wesley fires a shot from a pistol.
01:00:23.447 --> 01:00:27.043
He tells Dalton that things aren't working out and he leaves.
01:00:27.043 --> 01:00:29.898
But it's like the first time he saw it.
01:00:29.898 --> 01:00:31.264
He's like, oh wait, hold on.
01:00:31.264 --> 01:00:34.581
Dalton might actually be able to beat up Jimmy and he's like my main guy here.
01:00:35.996 --> 01:00:39.025
I almost wish that the villain had, like a Swedish accent.
01:00:39.226 --> 01:00:39.447
Yeah.
01:00:40.856 --> 01:00:42.983
Kind of like an Austin Powers movie.
01:00:43.003 --> 01:00:48.925
Yeah, or like just some sort or Die Hard or something where it's like it's always like a weird foreign villain.
01:00:48.925 --> 01:00:55.170
Yeah, like a carpetbagger Weird white foreign villain yeah, like a carpetbagger, Weird white foreign villain.
01:00:55.170 --> 01:01:02.811
Some of the more prominent business owners, including Tillman and Red, meet together to discuss how much more demanding, unstable and violent Wesley is becoming.
01:01:02.811 --> 01:01:06.833
Red is planning to leave town after Wesley somehow gets word of the meeting.
01:01:06.833 --> 01:01:14.353
He has one of his men drive a monster truck through the car dealership of Schroedermeyer, one of Jasper's businessmen Insane.
01:01:15.815 --> 01:01:21.304
The entire town is just watching and it's like, hey, kill this guy.
01:01:21.304 --> 01:01:22.244
What are we doing?
01:01:22.244 --> 01:01:27.019
All you have to do is, obviously this whole town is scared of this guy and doesn't like them.
01:01:27.039 --> 01:01:27.902
They all have knives.
01:01:27.983 --> 01:01:29.516
It seems like the police doesn't like them.
01:01:29.516 --> 01:01:34.882
I'm sure the mayor hates the guy or I don't know, unless he's just paying all these people off and we're not seeing it.
01:01:35.135 --> 01:01:35.436
That's what.
01:01:35.436 --> 01:01:36.201
That's what he's doing.
01:01:36.675 --> 01:01:45.668
You know money talks, but it's like at this point people in town are like wait, he's destroying our one dealership.
01:01:46.436 --> 01:01:47.681
He's just killing everybody.
01:01:48.135 --> 01:01:49.300
This is a little too far.
01:01:49.300 --> 01:01:50.077
We don't.
01:01:50.077 --> 01:01:53.617
We already have the businesses, so let's just get rid of this guy.
01:01:53.617 --> 01:01:55.780
The business isn't just going to run away?
01:01:55.800 --> 01:01:59.726
Didn't that one guy say he's like, hey, I could get in touch with my friend who's in the FBI?
01:01:59.726 --> 01:02:01.028
I think so.
01:02:01.068 --> 01:02:02.030
Yeah, man, do it.
01:02:02.030 --> 01:02:06.318
You should have done it years ago.
01:02:06.318 --> 01:02:09.762
So Westphaly proclaims that Jasper is his town.
01:02:09.762 --> 01:02:23.063
When Elizabeth confronts him, he reveals the real reason for his antagonism Dalton, it says that Dalton either has to leave or he'll wind up dead, oh shit.
01:02:23.063 --> 01:02:25.329
And then we cut to back at Emmett's place.
01:02:26.094 --> 01:02:26.802
Lord of Romance.
01:02:26.802 --> 01:02:29.056
Wade tries to talk Dalton while he's attacking.
01:02:29.056 --> 01:02:32.161
A heavy bag just hitting stuff in his little loft yeah, hitting everything.
01:02:32.161 --> 01:02:33.693
A heavy bag just hitting stuff in his little loft yeah, hitting everything.
01:02:33.693 --> 01:02:40.764
He's super upset over Wesley's destruction of the auto dealership and the fear of the mogul uses to control the town.
01:02:40.764 --> 01:02:44.181
Dalton tells Wade to leave, but Wade refuses.
01:02:44.181 --> 01:02:52.961
When Dalton takes a shot at him, wade stops the strike cold and reminds Dalton that he learned just as much from his young friend as Dalton learned from him.
01:02:52.961 --> 01:02:58.891
Wade leaves Dalton to his workout While M is just cranking down on his house.
01:02:59.414 --> 01:03:03.686
I guess they couldn't have him fight because Sam Elliott's not really athletic.
01:03:03.686 --> 01:03:13.561
He probably doesn't know Kung Fu Because he supposedly taught him Kung Fu, or just taught him how to run a bar.
01:03:14.056 --> 01:03:16.918
I think a little bit both, maybe I don't know, it doesn't explain.
01:03:17.259 --> 01:03:34.717
We need the three and a half hour cut we do or just one line explaining more of the relationship that'd be easy, yeah so elizabeth goes to dalton's place that night and asks him to leave, saying his challenges to wesley's um craziness, uh, will get him killed.
01:03:34.717 --> 01:03:40.135
Dalton refuses, saying he's dealt with men like Wesley before and that they won't stop until they're taken down.
01:03:40.135 --> 01:03:47.284
Elizabeth tries to tell him that the town is not his responsibility to save and she asks who's going to save him from himself?
01:03:47.284 --> 01:03:49.461
Dun, dun, dun.
01:03:49.461 --> 01:03:54.838
And you know, like perfect time to say a line, who's going to save you from?
01:03:54.838 --> 01:03:55.300
From himself?
01:03:55.300 --> 01:04:00.043
Because he's about to go insane, because just then emmett's house erupts in flame.
01:04:00.043 --> 01:04:02.628
Dalton rushes in and carries emmett out.
01:04:02.628 --> 01:04:05.380
Who's uninjured, thank god, yeah, I know, man.
01:04:05.380 --> 01:04:17.570
So I wish it cut to the slow motion scene of like him carrying out emmett, and emmett's just like my away Just staring at Patrick Swayze as he's running out.
01:04:18.275 --> 01:04:19.280
That's my hero.
01:04:19.280 --> 01:04:27.005
So the house explodes again and Dalton hears Jimmy riding away on a motorcycle.
01:04:27.005 --> 01:04:32.086
He chases him and is able to knock Jimmy off with this like dope, sick, tackle.
01:04:32.086 --> 01:04:35.717
Hell, yeah, man, the two square off.
01:04:35.717 --> 01:04:38.184
Fucking ninja, I love it.
01:04:38.184 --> 01:04:39.980
Jimmy's like prepare to die.
01:04:39.980 --> 01:04:42.625
Dalton, you're such an asshole.
01:04:42.625 --> 01:04:45.663
It's like what is the line here?
01:04:45.663 --> 01:04:49.483
So they're kind of like just doing martial arts on each other.
01:04:49.483 --> 01:04:53.360
Dalton eventually wins the upper hand and Jimmy pulls a gun on him.
01:04:53.360 --> 01:04:56.179
But like in the middle of the fight, we get the.
01:04:56.179 --> 01:04:58.385
I used to fuck guys like you in prison.
01:04:58.385 --> 01:05:00.148
Wow, it's like.
01:05:00.755 --> 01:05:01.719
Weird flex bro.
01:05:01.719 --> 01:05:03.784
Wow, dude Cool, you're a rapist too.
01:05:03.784 --> 01:05:05.922
That's super dope to hear.
01:05:05.922 --> 01:05:11.347
I truly think that, like Jimmy was going to end up raping Dalton if he got the upper hand.
01:05:11.514 --> 01:05:11.887
It seemed like there was that type of vibe going on with Jimmy Dalton.
01:05:11.907 --> 01:05:14.414
if he got the other hand, it seemed like there was that type of vibe going on with.
01:05:14.414 --> 01:05:20.179
Jimmy, but there's so many kicks in this scene like they don't they hardly punch.
01:05:20.179 --> 01:05:23.722
It's just like kick, kick, kick, kicks the gun out, kicks him.
01:05:23.722 --> 01:05:26.199
It's like the beginning of what?
01:05:26.199 --> 01:05:28.702
Is it the winter soldier?
01:05:29.244 --> 01:05:30.076
the boat scene.
01:05:30.137 --> 01:05:32.318
There's so many kicks in that scene it's crazy.
01:05:32.579 --> 01:05:41.802
I don't know, but like you just see like kicks coming out of nowhere, like from the perspective behind the person kicking, and you just see a leg pop up sometimes it's like what?
01:05:41.963 --> 01:05:53.621
it's like you know, they just like made a leg on a stick and was like waving it around like the zohan yeah, or like gold member, when he's like always putting his legs like up his head.
01:05:53.621 --> 01:05:57.467
It's like those are obviously fake legs.
01:05:57.467 --> 01:05:58.978
So yeah, Jimmy pulled the gun.
01:05:58.978 --> 01:06:03.842
Dalton knocks it from Jimmy's hand and sinks his fingers into Jimmy's throat, ripping it open and killing him.
01:06:04.235 --> 01:06:05.902
Why man so good?
01:06:05.902 --> 01:06:07.019
That was completely unnecessary.
01:06:07.039 --> 01:06:09.523
So good, I think he had the upper hand.
01:06:09.523 --> 01:06:10.458
Yeah he did.
01:06:10.458 --> 01:06:11.201
He knocked it.
01:06:11.201 --> 01:06:11.822
You know what he did.
01:06:11.822 --> 01:06:13.797
He knocked the gun from Jimmy's hand.
01:06:13.797 --> 01:06:14.077
Yeah, he did.
01:06:14.077 --> 01:06:14.597
He knocked the heat.
01:06:14.597 --> 01:06:15.059
You know what he did.
01:06:15.059 --> 01:06:16.079
He knocked the gun from Jimmy's hand, disarmed him.
01:06:16.079 --> 01:06:17.561
All he had to do like pluck out his eyes or something.
01:06:17.581 --> 01:06:18.181
Break his arm.
01:06:18.262 --> 01:06:21.045
You could have done Like if all of his bones.
01:06:21.045 --> 01:06:24.530
If you're worried, he's going to come back and kill you Like I don't know, Make him blind.
01:06:24.530 --> 01:06:25.030
I don't know.
01:06:25.030 --> 01:06:30.331
You don't have to immediately rip his throat out anymore.
01:06:30.331 --> 01:06:35.052
Yeah geez, he just immediately went to the most gruesome thing.
01:06:35.052 --> 01:06:57.059
Elizabeth, who is horrified, leaves because she's like fuck this dude see, like emperor palpatine unlimited power, so don takes jimmy's body and sends it floating across the lake to Wesley's house.
01:06:57.059 --> 01:07:00.240
Wesley, fuck you.
01:07:01.864 --> 01:07:02.887
Hey, fuck you, buddy.
01:07:04.516 --> 01:07:05.418
Oh, so good.
01:07:05.418 --> 01:07:12.318
After Dalton arrives at the deuce the next day, dalton gets a call from Wesley.
01:07:12.318 --> 01:07:18.507
Wesley tells him he's flipping a coin to see whether Wade or Elizabeth dies and doesn't tell Dalton the outcome.
01:07:18.507 --> 01:07:21.097
It's like where's Rachel Dude?
01:07:21.097 --> 01:07:35.929
I wrote down in my notes this is the Dark Knight scene, because soon after Wade staggers into the deuce, having been beaten very badly, dalton finally gives in saying he, wade and Elizabeth will pack up and leave.
01:07:35.929 --> 01:07:38.764
He's like alright, fuck it, this isn't worth my time anymore.
01:07:38.764 --> 01:07:42.141
Wade mentions that his attackers told him he was lucky.
01:07:42.141 --> 01:07:46.739
Dalton suddenly believes that Wesley intends to kill Elizabeth and rushes to the hospital to find her.
01:07:46.739 --> 01:07:48.679
It's essentially the Dark Knight.
01:07:48.679 --> 01:07:52.237
It's like oh hey, this is the location you want to go.
01:07:52.237 --> 01:07:53.820
I'm going to tell you that.
01:07:53.820 --> 01:07:57.081
And then you go and it's like just kidding, we're killing this person instead.
01:07:57.081 --> 01:07:58.666
Bum, bum, bum.
01:07:59.934 --> 01:08:03.896
It's all part of Brad Wesley's plan Just.
01:08:03.916 --> 01:08:04.115
Brad.
01:08:04.135 --> 01:08:05.922
Leslie looks like a guy with a plan, yeah.
01:08:07.755 --> 01:08:09.121
I mean Brad Wesley's the Joker.
01:08:09.121 --> 01:08:09.864
You saw him driving.
01:08:09.864 --> 01:08:18.346
Yeah, I mean it's practically the same scene as with the Joker with his head out just like slicks his hair back yeah, that's what Wesley was doing earlier.
01:08:18.617 --> 01:08:25.284
Happiest motherfucker on earth wow, christopher Nolan a fraud um.
01:08:26.265 --> 01:08:26.994
So yeah, he's going.
01:08:26.994 --> 01:08:28.542
He rushed to the hospital to find her.
01:08:28.542 --> 01:08:31.572
He becomes demanding and forceful, telling her she's leaving with him.
01:08:31.572 --> 01:08:37.286
She refuses telling him to leave her alone back at the deuce because it didn't work, don's like?
01:08:37.286 --> 01:08:39.778
All right, fuck it, I'm going back to the deuce, I'm leaving with way.
01:08:39.778 --> 01:08:40.800
Um he.
01:08:40.800 --> 01:08:43.145
He sees wade seemingly sleeping on the bar.
01:08:43.145 --> 01:08:48.935
When he turns him over, he sees that wade's been stabbed with a combat knife with a note saying it was tails.
01:08:48.935 --> 01:08:52.942
Now he's also like the god damn two-faceace.
01:08:53.323 --> 01:08:55.207
And he starts pulling the knife out.
01:08:55.207 --> 01:08:56.588
Yeah, the dead is excited.
01:08:56.588 --> 01:08:58.399
Recycle his knife.
01:08:58.654 --> 01:09:02.740
Takes the knife and drives out to Wesley's place very dramatically.
01:09:03.841 --> 01:09:04.675
It's a very dramatic scene.
01:09:04.675 --> 01:09:06.599
Nobody reports murders, I guess.
01:09:06.859 --> 01:09:08.422
No, it's a lawless town.
01:09:08.422 --> 01:09:10.807
The only law is Brad Wesley and his goons.
01:09:10.807 --> 01:09:12.717
Love me, some goons.
01:09:12.717 --> 01:09:16.800
Speaking of Wesley's goons, they're waiting on his front lawn armed with shotguns.
01:09:16.800 --> 01:09:20.060
They see Dalton's Mercedes speeding toward them and open fire.
01:09:20.060 --> 01:09:22.375
The car doesn't slow down and flips over a rock wall.
01:09:22.414 --> 01:09:24.420
And I love how Tigger runs with his gun.
01:09:24.420 --> 01:09:25.422
Yeah, it's so funny, so good.
01:09:25.804 --> 01:09:35.614
I will say this shot though the car flipping rolls.
01:09:35.614 --> 01:09:35.895
That was cool.
01:09:35.895 --> 01:09:37.155
He shot the tank on the bottom when it flipped.
01:09:37.155 --> 01:09:38.997
Oh, should have had that 500 more times in this movie, as it does.
01:09:38.997 --> 01:09:40.298
One of the guys shoots the gas tank.
01:09:40.298 --> 01:09:43.001
The car catches fire, landing on his tires and rolling a few more yards.
01:09:43.001 --> 01:09:43.801
It's so awesome.
01:09:43.801 --> 01:09:49.867
When they open the car, one of them finds the accelerator pedal has been fastened down with a combat knife.
01:09:50.648 --> 01:09:51.469
His combat knife.
01:09:51.469 --> 01:09:52.590
It's that guy's combat knife.
01:09:53.149 --> 01:09:54.872
He takes it and orders is it steel?
01:09:54.872 --> 01:10:05.403
It's steel under the rubber yep okay, yeah, I don't know okay, alright, it's, I don't know alright movie take me there.
01:10:06.099 --> 01:10:10.685
So the guy takes the knife and orders everyone to find Dalton, who's likely in the house somewhere.
01:10:10.685 --> 01:10:17.762
As the guy with the knife rounds the corner, he finds Morgan laying dead RIP Terry Funk inside the.
01:10:17.762 --> 01:10:27.740
Inside the house, dalton stalks Wesley's guys, killing him one at a time, including the knife owners, in revenge for Wade he takes the knife back oh thanks.
01:10:27.740 --> 01:10:31.305
This is a pretty fun scene, though it's like it's a stealthy little mission scene.
01:10:31.305 --> 01:10:32.270
Yeah, that was cool.
01:10:32.350 --> 01:10:36.703
Like everybody's just walking, he's like it's essentially yeah, it's a horror movie all of a sudden.
01:10:37.003 --> 01:10:42.019
Yeah, Because everybody's like where the hell is this guy and why is he able to outdo us all?
01:10:42.219 --> 01:10:42.500
I don't know.
01:10:42.500 --> 01:10:44.265
That would be terrifying Jesus.
01:10:44.265 --> 01:10:47.180
He starts shooting everywhere.
01:10:47.180 --> 01:10:47.643
Yeah.
01:10:47.842 --> 01:10:51.240
And then a little later he pushes over over a large stuffed polar bear on.
01:10:51.240 --> 01:11:07.561
Tinker, who thinks the polar bears came to life he's like I knew it, um, and then wesley's walking through the house talking about because they walk into the trophy room and he's like the last trophy I want is your ass.
01:11:07.561 --> 01:11:13.442
Oh, it's like the dude wants to hang dalton's ass on his wall.
01:11:13.442 --> 01:11:16.087
Is that why we got such a clear shot of it earlier in the film?
01:11:16.087 --> 01:11:18.342
It's like that's an ass that should be on a wall.
01:11:19.956 --> 01:11:21.081
It sings like the fish.
01:11:21.261 --> 01:11:21.523
Yeah.
01:11:21.523 --> 01:11:30.262
So when Wesley enters the room and sees his henchman dead, he taunts Dalton saying that Wade was a mercy killing.
01:11:30.262 --> 01:11:33.942
Dalton fights with Wesley, he tries to kill him with hunting spears.
01:11:35.675 --> 01:11:45.280
Because he knocks the gun out of his hand and then he just starts throwing spears oh, wait, no he didn't knock the gun out of his hand yet he's just like stabbing at him and I love it when you see him throw it.
01:11:45.322 --> 01:11:48.155
They go in such a perfectly smooth straight line.
01:11:48.155 --> 01:11:49.922
It's like this is so lame, it's awesome.
01:11:49.922 --> 01:12:01.283
But Wesley pulls out a pistol and, like Wesley's upper hand is like this old man should not have the upper hand on this guy, I know he's able to kill everybody easily.
01:12:02.179 --> 01:12:07.243
It's like when you in kung fu movies again like the guy at the very top.
01:12:07.243 --> 01:12:12.899
He's always kind of like an old badass yeah a little bit, and he always has a spear.
01:12:12.980 --> 01:12:22.703
It's like John the first, john Wick, like he john wick kills everybody and that one john wick is like beaten to a pulp at that point because he's just taking so many punches but he has to fight.
01:12:22.703 --> 01:12:26.904
The older, like russian guy I think, and it's like dude, you should kill him like with one hit.
01:12:26.904 --> 01:12:30.176
This guy has no fighting ability but he's wearing a helmet.
01:12:30.176 --> 01:12:34.128
The other movies learned that like, oh okay, we can't do that again.
01:12:34.128 --> 01:12:41.926
We can't have our crazy action villain having a hard time fighting an older man yeah, I have.
01:12:41.966 --> 01:12:46.862
Supposedly he's supposed to just like be real strong, I guess I think it's just.
01:12:46.881 --> 01:12:57.770
I don't know I guess this is supposed to be like the the circumstances, that it's all in, that it's like oh, it just so happened that he was able to throw spears and keep Dalton on his toes and now he has a gun.
01:12:57.770 --> 01:13:08.921
Yeah, because he takes him down pretty quickly, but I just feel like Dalton should just have handled the situation better.
01:13:09.001 --> 01:13:10.582
I don't know, just throw it out.
01:13:10.582 --> 01:13:12.423
Yeah, speaking of that, dalton disarms.
01:13:12.423 --> 01:13:13.904
This is like the claw from Liar.
01:13:13.904 --> 01:13:15.445
Liar has to hold it back.
01:13:15.905 --> 01:13:30.402
It'd be funny if we cut to his hand and he has like really long fingernails that are pointed into like little daggers, so it makes it easier to rip out you just hear whispers coming from it.
01:13:30.402 --> 01:13:32.686
Well, it's just like he puts it up next to his right shoulder.
01:13:32.726 --> 01:13:35.493
It's like his hands are talking hey, just do it.
01:13:35.735 --> 01:13:38.645
Give us a little mouth thing, hey, why don't you rip his hand out?
01:13:38.645 --> 01:13:40.921
His other hand's like don't do it, brother.
01:13:42.324 --> 01:13:42.806
Don't do it.
01:13:42.806 --> 01:13:45.121
Never listen to your right hand.
01:13:45.414 --> 01:13:47.603
That throat looks nice and juicy over there.
01:13:48.136 --> 01:13:51.485
I told you you shouldn't rip out any more throats.
01:13:52.095 --> 01:13:53.081
Don't listen to that hand.
01:13:57.175 --> 01:13:57.817
Listen to that anymore.
01:13:57.817 --> 01:13:58.779
More throats, don't listen to that hand.
01:13:58.779 --> 01:13:59.159
Listen to me.
01:13:59.159 --> 01:13:59.399
We hung up.
01:13:59.399 --> 01:14:00.101
Should we make a?
01:14:00.101 --> 01:14:01.064
Should we make a parody movie of this?
01:14:01.064 --> 01:14:02.386
But don decides he's not gonna do it.
01:14:02.386 --> 01:14:09.796
And elizabeth walks in when, uh, then suddenly wesley's grabbing his pistol again and he suddenly is hit by several shotgun blasts.
01:14:09.796 --> 01:14:13.625
Red shotemeyer and tillman have shown up wielding their own weapons.
01:14:13.645 --> 01:14:17.122
Yeah, fuck, yeah, he gets shot a lot, that damn cavalry came.
01:14:17.994 --> 01:14:18.317
Again.
01:14:18.317 --> 01:14:20.243
Why didn't we do this a long time ago?
01:14:20.243 --> 01:14:25.222
Many opportunities to kill Like this guy just drives crazy on the road.
01:14:25.222 --> 01:14:29.365
You could have just, like I don't know, made a roadblock and just shot him.
01:14:29.426 --> 01:14:31.555
Oh, hell yeah, Throw out some spikes.
01:14:31.877 --> 01:14:36.100
Run him off the road and then just beat them up and make it look like he wrecked his car.
01:14:36.121 --> 01:14:38.523
I don't know Like let some cattle loose in front of it.
01:14:38.743 --> 01:14:40.185
Exactly Awesome.
01:14:40.185 --> 01:14:44.970
So Tillman coldly tells Wesley the town is theirs and fires the last shot.
01:14:44.970 --> 01:14:46.492
By the time the police have shown up.
01:14:46.492 --> 01:14:53.305
The best police ever Red has hidden everyone's shotguns and they all feign innocence.
01:14:53.826 --> 01:14:55.168
I didn't see nothing, yeah.
01:14:55.576 --> 01:14:58.145
I didn't see anything, Well it solves that Suicide.
01:14:58.145 --> 01:15:05.682
Tinker comes up because he survived Red's like did you see anything, tinker?
01:15:06.756 --> 01:15:08.923
And then he's just like looking around and everybody's looking at him.
01:15:09.775 --> 01:15:15.283
And then we catch us some monkeys that it's like see here it's being no evil, and it's like what are we fucking doing?
01:15:15.283 --> 01:15:17.180
Why are we doing this?
01:15:17.734 --> 01:15:18.900
This ending is terrible.
01:15:20.055 --> 01:15:29.670
It's like all right, I guess the movie's over, because the story closes with Cody's band playing at the successful Double Deuce and Dalton and Elizabeth enjoying a romantic swim together.
01:15:29.670 --> 01:15:31.938
So it's.
01:15:31.938 --> 01:15:39.158
I feel like they tried to hide it in the shot, but the blind guy's with them really by their skinny dipping, it's not like he can see.
01:15:39.158 --> 01:15:55.556
I know it's still weird, like I understand that he can't see, but it's still weird that you decided to go skinny dipping just teasing him hey, cody, you come with us and it's like maybe they're like we're gonna go swimming but we'll have our clothes on and
01:15:55.577 --> 01:15:56.960
they just like didn't tell them that.
01:15:56.960 --> 01:15:59.426
Could you please describe the breasts for me?
01:16:01.257 --> 01:16:10.864
so it's just like, with the police just being like, okay, everybody's innocent here, and then them swimming in front of the naked guy like the blind guy like what?
01:16:11.024 --> 01:16:12.167
what is this why?
01:16:14.158 --> 01:16:27.229
and then the speak here and see no evil, it's like, wow, that was funny weird, that was nice, that was a tasteful, uh, taxidermy, wild, wild but, that's roadhouse.
01:16:27.716 --> 01:16:28.498
Oh, I loved it.
01:16:28.498 --> 01:16:29.421
It was so great.
01:16:29.481 --> 01:16:35.661
No notes such a great cheesy action movie I still can't believe you prefer it over Speed and Point Break.
01:16:36.804 --> 01:16:37.907
I don't know, I guess it was.
01:16:38.296 --> 01:16:41.252
I like Patrick Swayze more than Keanu Reeves.
01:16:41.252 --> 01:16:45.105
I guess I thought you were going to come to me and be like I'm super disappointed in this film.
01:16:45.105 --> 01:16:47.442
Patrick Swayze didn't throw one dog.
01:16:49.136 --> 01:16:51.002
That's part of why it's so good.
01:16:51.002 --> 01:16:52.324
No, there needs to.
01:16:52.435 --> 01:16:53.618
You don't have to throw a dog.
01:16:53.618 --> 01:16:56.386
There needs to be nothing but dogs to be thrown.
01:16:56.386 --> 01:17:00.521
So we're going to hit our first category.
01:17:00.521 --> 01:17:02.802
It's called the good, the bad, the ugly, the fine.
01:17:02.802 --> 01:17:05.403
The good is something that we like about the film.
01:17:05.403 --> 01:17:07.722
The bad is something we didn't like about the film.
01:17:07.722 --> 01:17:11.386
The ugly is something that didn't age well.
01:17:11.386 --> 01:17:13.257
The fine is something that did age well.
01:17:13.257 --> 01:17:15.020
What do you got for the good?
01:17:16.643 --> 01:17:18.085
oh man, everything.
01:17:18.085 --> 01:17:22.231
Uh, I thought it was kind of cool how they were.
01:17:22.231 --> 01:17:25.818
They didn't even though it was very over the top.
01:17:25.818 --> 01:17:29.003
Sometimes they didn't try to go over the top.
01:17:29.003 --> 01:17:31.336
You know what I mean with with.
01:17:31.336 --> 01:17:35.514
Like, even the explosions were a little dialed down.
01:17:35.694 --> 01:17:35.795
Yeah.
01:17:36.476 --> 01:17:39.466
From like a triple, you know action movie.
01:17:39.574 --> 01:17:44.181
It wasn't like MacGruber where, like everything explodes, nobody has rocket launchers and like.
01:17:44.181 --> 01:17:47.180
Yeah, but yeah, it's a fist fighting movie.
01:17:47.180 --> 01:18:05.368
So yeah, but like it was, I don't know I kind of appreciated them some of the serious tones that they took in certain times it's like the script was so crazy that like the action was like weirdly toned down, like you'd expect it to be even crazy, until there's a throat ripping.
01:18:05.429 --> 01:18:07.782
It's like all the I don't know where did that come from?
01:18:07.782 --> 01:18:08.235
All the?
01:18:08.396 --> 01:18:11.694
action is just kind of like oh, we're just like fighting fist fighting.
01:18:11.694 --> 01:18:13.404
No, this guy needs to go to jail probably yeah, no, everybody should be in jail in this.
01:18:13.425 --> 01:18:14.189
We're just like fighting, fist fighting.
01:18:14.189 --> 01:18:15.014
No, this guy needs to go to jail, probably.
01:18:15.014 --> 01:18:15.114
Yeah.
01:18:15.796 --> 01:18:18.685
No, everybody should be in jail in this town, everybody.
01:18:18.685 --> 01:18:27.528
I put for the good the cheesiness, the cheesy accent drama of the 80s and 90s so good, I love it so much.
01:18:27.568 --> 01:18:28.729
The goons yeah.
01:18:29.234 --> 01:18:36.524
It's something that now our action movies are just kind of witty, they're not really cheesy, that now our action movies are just kind of witty, they're not really cheesy.
01:18:36.524 --> 01:18:40.429
So I'm sure in like 30 years people are going to be like man these quippy action movies are so cheesy.
01:18:40.488 --> 01:18:41.911
Oh yeah, everyone's going to hate them.
01:18:43.975 --> 01:18:50.704
Or even like I could see the John Wick movies with being like, wow, like later in life, like 20 years from now, people would be like why were action movies?
01:18:50.704 --> 01:18:55.261
Why were there so much like punching and kicking, Like these people would be dead?
01:18:55.261 --> 01:18:58.505
Now there's like probably going to even be more realistic fighting maybe, I don't know.
01:18:58.824 --> 01:19:01.649
Yeah, Trying to think what the evolution of the genre will be.
01:19:01.649 --> 01:19:05.922
The evolution of action fighting yeah, it's going to be a lot of ball ripping in the future.
01:19:06.104 --> 01:19:06.305
Yeah.
01:19:06.305 --> 01:19:09.604
It's like or it's just like the fights are going to be quicker.
01:19:09.604 --> 01:19:17.501
It's like no, we just like disarm people like way faster and knock them out.
01:19:17.501 --> 01:19:18.385
Face ripping is going to be really popular.
01:19:18.385 --> 01:19:21.015
They learned that like people can't take 500 hits to the head in one fight and then get up and go fight some more.
01:19:21.015 --> 01:19:22.921
It's not wrestling.
01:19:25.237 --> 01:19:25.880
Or is it?
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So, for the bad, what do you have?
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Absolutely nothing.
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I put the script.
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Script could have used some rewrites.
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Could have used a little polish.
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Yeah, just a little bit.
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A little spit shine.
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Could make some things make sense here, and there, because I would say we should change the dialogue, but.
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I don't know.
01:19:48.724 --> 01:19:49.867
It's kind of the best part of the movie.
01:19:49.867 --> 01:19:54.686
It's weird, because the stuff that's bad is what makes it good Right.
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So it's like I makes it good Right.
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So it's like I don't want anything changed, but also at the same time, it's like how in the hell did this get greenlit?
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It's almost intentional.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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I don't know how it works.
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It's wild.
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So what's?
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something that didn't age well.
01:20:08.639 --> 01:20:14.030
Man, it's kind of tough.
01:20:14.030 --> 01:20:14.752
It is kind of tough.
01:20:14.752 --> 01:20:15.975
It is kind of tough, I mean.
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I would say the uh, the prison, rape stuff.
01:20:20.333 --> 01:20:30.104
Not aging well is still probably a thing, and uh super gross but uh, it's also hilarious, so we can't take it out um.
01:20:30.917 --> 01:20:32.182
I guess there's really nothing that.
01:20:34.106 --> 01:20:34.347
I mean.
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No, what I mean?
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All the guys that just want to beat up women in the movie doesn't age well, but it is a bar, so everybody's drunk and doing stupid stuff and want to kill the idea that anyone would go to this bar the ugly is this town.
01:20:49.900 --> 01:20:55.920
They need to shut it down and quarantine it it's like the city with all the zombies.
01:20:55.939 --> 01:20:56.381
What was it?
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Raccoon City?
01:20:57.222 --> 01:20:58.766
Yeah, he's in quarantine.
01:20:58.766 --> 01:20:58.988
Yeah.
01:21:01.615 --> 01:21:03.600
And for the fine I put Patrick Swayze.
01:21:03.600 --> 01:21:05.447
He's always good, Great.
01:21:05.775 --> 01:21:06.797
I love the guy.
01:21:07.418 --> 01:21:08.100
Missed the old boy.
01:21:08.100 --> 01:21:14.399
All right, so we're going to cut to our next category, double feature.
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It's where we pick a movie that goes well with this movie.
01:21:16.801 --> 01:21:17.582
What you got, jason.
01:21:18.603 --> 01:21:19.744
From Dusk Till Dawn.
01:21:19.744 --> 01:21:22.707
Hell yeah, the other bar movie, super cheesy.
01:21:23.588 --> 01:21:26.131
One of the best twists in cinema history.
01:21:26.131 --> 01:21:29.805
That was fantastic, because you- have no idea that there are going to be vampires in this movie.
01:21:30.154 --> 01:21:30.896
And then all of a sudden.
01:21:31.279 --> 01:21:33.203
I think I haven't seen that movie since I was little.
01:21:33.243 --> 01:21:38.780
So first the weirdest thing is like the guy with the battery his nipples hooked up to a car battery.
01:21:38.780 --> 01:21:39.724
That was fun.
01:21:40.220 --> 01:21:40.987
I don't even remember that.
01:21:40.987 --> 01:21:47.460
I just remember Quentin Tarantino's character being creepy yeah and also.
01:21:47.460 --> 01:21:49.284
Quentin Tarantino stopped acting in movies.
01:21:49.284 --> 01:21:54.542
Thanks, alright, so that's our, that's our conclusion of roadhouse.
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I hope you guys enjoyed it.
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