Kill Bill: Vol. 2

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Hello and welcome to the we Recommend podcast, a movie podcast, where every week we recommend a movie for you to watch and then come back here and listen to us discuss.
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I'm Jesse and I'm Jason.
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That woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die, but then again so does she.
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So I guess we'll just see, won't we?
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Because this week we recommend Kill Bill, volume 2.
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Fuck yeah, man, bud Fucking love Bud.
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Bill Madsen.
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Yeah, Is that his name, bill Madsen, or was it Bud Madsen?
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I don't know, let's see what is his actual name.
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His name is Madsen, I know, but now that you said Michael Madsen, or was it Bud Madsen, I don't know.
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Let's see what is his actual name.
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His name is Madsen, I know, but now that you said Michael Madsen because of what you said, I was like crap.
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Now I'll have no idea what his name is, because I was so confused.
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Anyways.
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So volume two, here we go.
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Do you like it more or less than volume one?
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We go.
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Do you like it more or less than volume one?
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See, I think this one's actually kind of a better movie than the first one, but I don't think it's nearly as rewatchable.
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Yeah, the other one has, like, more of the iconic stuff, but this one, like the whole time, I'm just like it's time to fucking kill bill no, I just felt like it was they.
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I feel like they ran out of movie.
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Really.
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And they had to like like, we need to make this dialogue last another 30 minutes.
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This is this is just.
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This is what Quentin wants to do.
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He wants to just like let's have two people sit in a room and let me have my witty back and forth type of dialogue with them.
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Yeah, I mean it's enjoyable Because, honestly, like all the conversations for me, I'm like I'm just as like hell.
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Yeah, let's go.
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Let's get just as much as I am during like all the fights in the first one, but I think just in terms of it's funny, you're like they ran out of story.
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I think story-wise this one was better than the first one for me.
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But I mean like there's really nothing in here that's better than the crazy 88s right in here.
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That's better than the crazy 88s right.
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That was sweet.
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Even the vivica fox fight.
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No, I will say the daryl hannah and uma therma fight, driver l and, yeah, black mom.
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That was pretty cool that the whole everything with bud and her and black mama is all so good everything in that trailer is great.
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Hell yeah, trailer fight but then also everything with him.
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What's his name?
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The the trainer, may pie, pie, may pie, may.
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That's it, yeah.
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May pie.
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I think I accidentally put it in my notes backwards once.
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All that stuff's really funny.
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This whole this movie is like really funny, like yeah, and also very emotionally kind of heartbreaking sometimes.
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Yeah, it really was, especially when she saw her daughter.
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Just something you don't get in a lot of films.
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You know, what fucked with me is that Bill was like Spider-Man's not Spider-Man until he puts on a suit.
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What the fuck.
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Bill, I know, and he's like Superman is just Superman.
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I'm like no, it's the fucking red sun.
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It's the yellow sun that makes Superman.
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Superman.
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You don't know shit about comics.
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He's Kal-El Ugh.
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Come on, we're all comic experts now because of movies.
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No I know, I was like you know what?
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Let's hold up Bill.
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Okay, Because Superman's not my favorite superhero.
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Hold the phone.
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I prefer Spider-Man over it.
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So he's like I'll start throwing fists at him.
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Throwing fists at him, but I get his point of that monologue, though, is just like oh, he just went.
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Really he pretends to be Clark Kent, like she's trying to pretend to be like a mom.
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I just felt like he took too long to say that yeah, well, it's because it's because he takes so long to talk.
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David Carradine, it's very long and drawn out, but I like those type of movies.
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So I think that's why, sure, I like those type of movies.
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So I think that's why I personally considered a better movie.
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Just, I would watch the first one over and over before I'd watch this one.
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Yeah, I really love Daryl Hannah in this movie.
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Oh, the high patch lady.
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Oh, she's so good in this one, she's actually I think my favorite character in this movie.
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Yeah, she's great.
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She didn't definitely didn't get enough screen time in the last one and she made such an impact in the first movie with the nurse.
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Yeah, the whole nurse thing, the whistle song, it was sick yeah.
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But she's such a bitch in this one.
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I know.
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She killed my time.
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I'm A yeah.
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It's like why you just had poison them.
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That was so easy for him to do.
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Damn it.
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But yeah, she crushes to me and I just like her whole character, just like she hates Black Mamba, the bride, beatrix.
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But she also doesn't want Bud to kill him because it's like, well, this piece of shit shouldn't kill anybody.
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Why did you kill Bud?
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But also, I kind of love Bud.
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I know Bud was fun.
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Everybody in this movie, bud had fallen on some hard times.
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Yeah, yeah, bud needs some money.
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He needs it quick.
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Just look at the titty bar, could he just?
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go back to killing people?
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I don't know.
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I know.
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I mean, I guess he's like gained weight and stuff, so maybe he can.
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I don't know.
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Yeah, I guess it's like, well, find something to do, murder someone and steal their money.
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I don't know, yeah, you got that cool sword?
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Yeah, do you think he got that sword engraved that?
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Um, do you think hattori hanzo did that for him, or do you think he took it to?
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like I think bill got hattori hanzo to make it and inscribe that on it hey, yeah, but like did he take the sword to?
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like what's the place that inscribes like glass stuff?
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It's like a jewelry store.
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Yeah, it's like he goes to Claire's.
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Gets his ears pierced.
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Yeah, I mean, bud did have his ears pierced.
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Do you think Bud had it inscribed Because Bill didn't?
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Yeah, that would be funny.
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It's like this is what I wish.
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My brother said I'm just Bud the Sidewinder, love you too, Bill.
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Oh man, when they revealed david carotene like the end credits it says david carotene, bill, aka snake charmer I was like that's so fucking it was funny, though, because he was just laying there dead yeah, I know what do you?
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What do you think of his death?
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Uh people think it's very anticlimactic, but I kind of of love it.
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It was.
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It was kind of cool because he, he died by her hand, you know, and by the trick that the guy never taught him.
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The only thing Bill couldn't do, because they could pretty, they're pretty much even.
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It seemed like the whole two movies set up Like we did nothing but talk about how good Bill is.
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We don't ever see anything Right, until he starts like he's just like hey, y'all want a sword fight, I got some fucking guns, I will shoot you or give you some treats.
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Hell yeah.
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But it seems like he'd probably win, maybe in a sword fight, I don't know, he's older.
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Yeah, but it just seemed the way they're talking about it.
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And then you see how Beatrix, she just killed like a whole bunch of people and it's like, oh man, they're going to be evenly matched.
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How is she going to win?
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It's like the one thing he didn't know was the five finger death punch.
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Five point exploding palm technique.
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Yeah, no, I kind of expected him to have like a bunch of extra assassins for her to chop through.
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Yeah, and I don't know, I think, his alias of being a snake charmer, him being the snake charmer.
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I don't think he ever thought that she would be able to kill him.
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Maybe, I don't know, because she was charmed, maybe because, I mean, as soon as she walks, anytime he starts talking, she's like aw.
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I think, that's.
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What was interesting about that whole scene is that they're they've loved each other.
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Yeah, like you can kind of tell that they really did love each other.
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Yeah, um, but he had to die.
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Yeah, exactly, and it seems like out of the two movies, the only two people she liked was oren.
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She loved oren.
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It seemed like they were close and bill, so it's like, oh no, I would have liked to know more about you know all their, like some.
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I wish they would have maybe had another anime thing where they show like what these people, what these assassins, kind of if they ever did anything together or were they all just set, sent on separate missions and never really had contact with each other?
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It's wild that they like a family.
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Yeah, it's kind of one of them.
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It's wild that they didn't like he didn't just like produce like a five-part anime or something of the kill bill universe or something I know I do have some facts about something like that, so we'll start.
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Lay it on me, we'll hop into the facts.
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Lay your facts on me.
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So the first fact some of these facts are kind of a bummer, though.
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In 2018, uma Thurman posted footage online of a car accident that occurred in 2002 while filming this movie.
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At the time, thurman had voiced her reservations about filming a scene while driving a car over a straight dirt road.
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I'm assuming it's when she's going to Bill to meet that one.
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That's the Bond guy yeah.
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So she had to drive a car over a straight, dirt road and had requested a stunt performer.
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However, since the scene was not considered to be a stunt and the stunt coordinator was not on set that day, quentin Tarantino persuaded her to shoot the scene herself while driving the car.
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She almost ran off the road.
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Yeah, while driving the car.
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She always ran off the road yeah, yeah, she's driving very fast.
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There was an unexpected turn in the road and causing her to lose control of the car and crash into a tree, leaving her with a concussion and damaged knees.
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She tried to obtain the footage as proof, but Harvey Weinstein reportedly refused to release it unless she signed a document that would release the company from any liability.
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God damn, what a great guy.
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Right Years later, tarantino finally gave her footage and helped her come forward in wake of multiple sexual assault charges against Weinstein, with Thurman also claiming to be one of the victims.
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Shit, her and Tarantino admitted that the incident had caused a breach in trust which affected their working relationship for several years, but they reconciled afterwards and remained on good terms ever since.
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So harvey wine scene bad.
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We also don't pressure your actors to do things that they're uncomfortable with.
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Also bad, yes, another thing.
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So this is why she's not in any more movies after this of his oh for a while, because I was thinking.
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I was like what happened?
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Because obviously he loves her, quentin tarant, specifically the bottom half of her legs.
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So I was like, oh, this makes sense, because she's not in the next couple I can't actually remember which.
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The next?
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I don't think she's in anymore, I can't remember.
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He replaced her with like 500 other blondes that he put in his movies.
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But yeah, so it's kind of a bummer, so we'll keep moving on sure, let's move on.
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Robert Rodriguez yeah, he scored this whole movie for one dollar.
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What, yeah, alongside with Rizzo and Quentin Tarantino said he would repay him by directing his segment of Rodriguez Project Sin City, the 2005 one for one dollar as well.
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This was the scene in which Dwight drives Jackie Boy's corpse.
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So I don't remember Sin City I haven't watched it in forever.
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I guess we should probably do that for the podcast.
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It's really good, yeah, so I think that's funny.
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It's like here's one dollar, thank you for all the music.
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But they've always been kind of friends.
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You know, quentin Tarantino was in From Dusk Till Dawn, which was directed by Robert Rodriguez.
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Yeah, and also kind of crazy that Robert Rodriguez did so many Spy Kid movies.
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Huh, I haven't seen any of them.
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You've never seen any of them.
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No, I watched them all as a kid, at least the first two, jeez.
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The thumb guys give me jeez.
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I never had any desire you should show your kids, see if they like it.
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They're like weirdly witty, but the it just looks terrible.
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I mean maybe.
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Well, I mean last time I like looked up a YouTube video about it, it all looked terrible, but maybe it'd work in the movie.
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I don't know.
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Yeah, I'm sure my kids would eat that shit up, yeah, alright.
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So Uma Thurman and Daryl Hannah did not get along with each other.
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Bum, bum, bum.
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That's why they're so hot and reportedly instructed hotel and cinema staff to ensure that they were kept separate from each other during the press tour for volume one.
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They were again at odds at the film screening at the Cannes Film Festival and ordered separate areas to be created at the after show party so they wouldn't clash.
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When the two women won Best Fight at the 2005 MTV Movie Awards, only Daryl attended.
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Uma's absence was conspicuous, considering she had gone the previous year to collect their award for her fight with from the Goga God.
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I wonder if normal people win best fight ever, if it's not in a movie.
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Yeah, That'd be great.
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They're just like here's a YouTube video of two people fighting.
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They win best fight this year at the MTV Movie Awards.
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A girl smashes another one with a toilet.
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Yeah, it's like I wonder why they didn't like each other, like I'm the only blonde allowed in this movie.
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No, I am well, yeah, she was uh too close to david carity maybe like one of the um in one of the directing scenes.
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Uh, uma therma is getting her feet shot and you just see Daryl Hannah's foot move in.
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How about this, quentin?
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By the way, he hits it with a stick, yeah, no.
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So the story?
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Oh OK.
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So the story with Esteban, the guy that owns the brothel randomly, right before she meets Bill tells about Bill, the brothel randomly, right before she meets Bill tells about Bill.
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So yeah, the story Esteban tells about Bill in the movie theater sucking his thumb is a story Kurt Russell told Quentin Tarantino.
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Kurt did the same thing at a drive-in theater when he was a boy when he saw Marilyn Monroe on screen dang, and that's why Kurt Russell's such a he's a damn dog.
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I thought that was funny.
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I wonder if he was watching.
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He's like what the fuck, quentin?
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I told you that in private.
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Now everybody's going to know.
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Yeah, I'd be pissed.
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Some interesting facts about Pai Mei, and like about his Kung Fu technique.
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So Pai Mei is based on Pak Mei, the originator of the white eyebrow.
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Oh nice, yeah, he eats all those little dots.
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Yeah, I guess this is a Kung Fu technique.
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According to legend, pac-may was one of the few masters left following the decimation of the Buddhist temples.
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He later sold out other masters to save his team and himself during an attack they had mounted that subsequently went wrong.
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For this reason, pac-may Kung Fu has always been known as the forbidden technique, and Pac-Man has been a villainous figure in Chinese folklore and film for hundreds of years.
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Hell yeah, that makes a lot of sense that Bill chose him.
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Was that Bill's master too?
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Yeah, that was who he trained Bill.
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Yeah, he's just like you know, I kill without a, I kill on a whim basically, that made a lot of sense, yeah, and it's like if you say something, one wrong thing, he's just going to take your eye out, or something or just snap your arm off.
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Hell.
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Yeah, it's crazy.
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It's a terrible trainer.
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Please, if you're training people, be nicer.
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It worked.
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Not everybody's trying to be a trained assassin.
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Okay, yeah, we are.
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So the club owners.
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You know how he hated Bud's hat.
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Well, that was put in the movie because writer and director Quentin Tarantino didn't like it when Michael Madsen appeared on set wearing it.
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He tried to talk Michael out of it, but that didn't help.
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So Quentin got back with a little change in the script the next day.
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Michael Madsen had to follow it.
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It's like why does he hate his hat?
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I like the hat.
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So passive, aggressive.
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He looks so much better with the hat.
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Yeah, he looks so cool with a hat, Just the shot when he's like sitting like on the steps of his camper and you got the side shot and the vistas behind him.
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Yeah, and he does the whole line that I did at the beginning.
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I'm like that, yeah, that looks great.
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He needs a cowboy hat on.
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It's El Paso and the fact that Quentin Tarantino considers this movie so the first movie considers to be more of a kung fu movie and this one is more like a western in his eyes and I'm like so why wouldn't you want a cowboy hat?
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Yeah, that doesn't make any sense, unless it was like one of those giant, like 10-gallon hats that just look funny.
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But I mean, yeah, exactly, but he, you know, he lives in the desert, he needs a cowboy hat and right correction.
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it was not El Paso where he lived, it was somewhere in California.
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Yeah, something like that, yeah, so next last fact I got in an interview Quentin Tarantino stated that there will be a Kill Bill Volume 3, but it wouldn't happen for a decade.
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He has also discussed the possibility of a spin-off centering around Vernetta Green's daughter, Nikki, who seeks revenge upon the bride.
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He's also hinted at a possible all-anime backstory of the Divas.
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It'd be cool if that little girl fought BB yeah.
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But yeah, he's's hinted at possibly doing an anime backstory of the deadly.
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So when did he say that?
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and has it been a decade I don't know.
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It didn't give me when oh, it's definitely been a decade since he's a liar.
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Yeah, I think it's just well.
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Ever since he decided, hey, I'm only gonna do 10 movies, I kind of put him in a box where it's like he's got one left so what?
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What's he going to do now?
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And I still don't really know what Kill Bill volume three is.
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Unless Bill comes back to life, it's a zombie movie.
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Badass man, what if Quentin was like I'm going to do?
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A zombie movie is my last movie.
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I don't know why you're doing a Kung Fu zombie movie Fucking slick.
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I'd watch the shit out of that.
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I would too.
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I'd be totally into it.
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Alright, that's all the facts I got, man.
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Maybe like Karen girl was that her name Karen?
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Like the girl, the woman she went to assassinate, but then, when she found out she was pregnant?
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Oh yeah, yeah, Dude she's got the fucking shotgun, the hole in the door and her saying congratulations and running off is so funny I know it's like, oh, it's nice.
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And then like I want to know what did uma thurman say to the hotel person?
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Like it's like I left.
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I promise I didn't put the hole in the wall the door no, I mean she probably used the fake name and then left without saying that's what I would do, just jumped out the window and then they show it to you.
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Like what?
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When did that happen?
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Oh my God, Like how it's like.
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I don't know, someone just like punched a hole in the wall.
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They had a really big fist.
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All right, man, let's do this.
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Let's finish the Kill Bill series.
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Are you ready, so ready?
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So during the opening credits we see the bride's bloodied face again and we hear her say bill, it's your baby.
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In the first scene we see her driving an open car and saying that there is only one left to kill and she says she's on their way to kill bill yeah, and I, I like, I like these this scene, just because, like the black and white are driving in the obvious, like fake road and it feels like a 1950s Even with the way that they put the titles and stuff up.
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It's just very old school and I don't know.
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There's the fake background in the back.
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Yeah it was just kind of fun?
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I don't know.
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Yeah, this movie is all over the place.
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I love it stylistically, even more so than the first one.
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I feel like it's a little bit grainy, like the video was.
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Yeah, it's that older film grain, yeah, which I love, of course, because I'm that type of person.
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So then we cut to chapter six, the Massacre at Two Pines.
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Back at the beginning, it's also a black and white segment.
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At the two pines wedding chapel chapel in El Paso, texas, A dress rehearsal for a wedding is taking place.
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Reverend Harmony and his wife decided that, since the bride will have no relatives present at the wedding, the groom's relatives and friends can sit on both sides of the aisles.
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How creepy is it that he calls his wife mother.
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Oh, dude, crush me, mommy calls his wife mother.
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oh, dude, crush me mommy there's so much, there's way too much mother and mommy talk in this movie.
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When he gets to the end and david carradine will not stop saying the word mommy, I'm like stop and then she I mean we'll get into it in a second, but like stop kissing your dad.
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Yeah, exactly right, it's so weird that's your dad's baby yeah, like that's not cool.
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I don't want to be married anymore.
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Yeah, this is uh, there's something here something where it's happening, my friend, um so, and then they're talking about setting up the wedding stuff and how to do it and running through it.
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Um, the uh, beatrix, she's getting really pissed off and she's like, ok, this bitch is starting to upset me, so y'all just talk to her and I'm going to go outside.
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I like her friends.
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They're fun.
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Yeah, they're fun friends.
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I was like dang.
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We should get a little bit more story in this group of people here.
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Maybe that's her assassination squad?
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Yeah, but no, they die so.
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So the bride leaves the chapel to get some fresh air.
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On the way out she is disturbed to hear flute music, Because how can we make Bill as lame as possible?
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He plays a giant bamboo flute.
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I think it's kind of neat.
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It's kind of like that old, you know Kung Fu shit.
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Yeah, but how many times did she have to just sit and watch him play a flute?
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Because?
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they show him twice in this.
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He does it here and then later on, like before the Pai Mei stuff, and it's just like I would just be like dude, like who are you?
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Why are you doing this?
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I'm not going to sit here and listen to this all the time, but she's in love with him.
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No, I know he's charming and he's got a lot of charisma.
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He's got a flute.
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And he's got a flute.
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So she goes out on the front porch she finds bill sitting on a bench playing his bamboo flute.
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She asked him they essentially have a long conversation.
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He's like I don't know your life, stuff like that.
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Then he's like it's all about like hey, who's this guy?
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You're pregnant, wow, that was fast, stuff like that.
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And then she asks him to please be nice and he replies that he doesn't know how to be nice, but he will do his best to be sweet.
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Yeah, oh yeah.
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Like this at the beginning.
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If we didn't know the outcome of this, it'd be like oh, but we know, this is all.
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So do you think she knew that he was there to kill her?
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I think she will no, because at the end of the movie he talks about like I never thought you would actually do it, you know?
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Yeah, I mean, I guess she thought the possibility that he could, like beat all these people up, yeah, for sure.
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And she was definitely terrified that he had found her.
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Yeah, but he didn't think.
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I guess she didn't think that he would kill her If he was playing a sword flute.
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that would be different, yeah.
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Oh, a sword flute fluke?
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Yeah, that's immediately when you know.
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So they go in, they enter the hall and she introduces bill to her fiance as her father, but rejects the fiance's idea that, as her father, he should give her away at the ceremony.
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She's like, oh fuck, no, this is gonna be way too weird.
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Um, so what do you think about the husband, since now we get to?
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oh yeah, he seemed nice.
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You know terrible style, but he was really nice guy.
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Yeah, he seemed like a nice guy.
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When Bill talks about his hair, I'm like I agree, bill.
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I feel like the black and white photography did not help his bleach blonde hair style, you know, it was very bright.
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Also, it made me think that maybe for a second.
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When I saw him I was like is that Fred Durst?
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What I never know about that?
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As soon as I saw it I was like wait is that Fred Durst.
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I did think that maybe he was an artist, maybe he was like the bassist for Limp Bizkit.
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So as the bride and the groom are called to the front by Reverend Harmony, no attempt is made to introduce father to the rest of the family.
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I was like, hang on, I'm going to make out with my dad.
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Yeah, she doesn't introduce the rest of the family.
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Yeah, she doesn't introduce the rest of the fiance's family.
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Bill stays back of the chapel.
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She runs up and is like thank you, thank you for coming and being nice and not killing everybody.
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Oh, I love you and I'm glad you're being cordial about this, so glad you're not killing me.
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Yes, cut to long pan from inside the chapel this part, fucking hell yeah.
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The shot zooms out to outside of the chapel but everything's still in focus, even inside the chapel, and it's like brightly lit in there.
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And then it zooms out and then all of a sudden the assassination squad shows up and it's like hell yeah, let's kill some people.
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Uh, and they enter and all the shooting starts and everybody's killed, except for, like the two that were previous in their bride, the bride and Bill.
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Yeah, I thought it was.
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Did you see how the?
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I thought it was kind of it's maybe nitpicky, but like they after when the shooting started and they're zooming away from the, the chapel, you see Bill run away in the area that they walked in and then you see, like in the window there's like fire, like light from the gun firing.
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They weren't over there.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Yeah, I was just like what?
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They all just walked in, stood out of frame and then the light started going off.
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You did see people running away like out of the.
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It seemed like it was Bill running to the side.
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almost I thought Bill.
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Maybe it was Bill running around to the back next to the window shooting, or I guess maybe Vivica A Fox because she was on the left side.
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She loves windows.
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I don't know, but I freaking love that shot.
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That shot was great.
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It's one thing, man.
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It's like even though I feel like this movie is like all the styles, kind of it's like, okay, different style, now we're in a different style, now we're in a different style.
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Sometimes I don't feel like they all mesh well, but man, when he does it, it's just like every scene is.
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By the end of it I'm like, hell yeah, it's a good scene.
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Hell yeah, it's a good scene.
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I don't know where you're going with this.
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Yeah, I'm along for the ride.
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So now we're back in the present.
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It's all in color.
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Now bill visits his younger brother, bud, aka sidewinder.
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That's a hell.
00:25:27.795 --> 00:25:28.663
That's a hell of a name.
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I'd love to be called sidewinder I kind of like their relationship where he's yes, he's like, he's like I don't even know why I'm asking this, but have you been keeping up with your swords?
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yeah, and he's like no, I actually sold it for 250 dollars.
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It's like that was priceless, not, not no paso no paso.
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Yeah, you fucking prick it's so good, and obviously there's something happened between those two that now they don't talk to each other and they don't think it was having him kill a bunch of innocent people I don't think bud seems like the one that cares that much about that.
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Probably not, I know.
00:26:01.892 --> 00:26:09.904
This is why we need like backstories, you know but they do kind of have the same like sense of honor, yeah, I guess, yeah, like whenever he says like.
00:26:10.819 --> 00:26:14.144
It's like she deserves her revenge, yes, but also she also deserves to die.
00:26:14.144 --> 00:26:19.863
So it's like what the fuck did everybody do here?
00:26:19.863 --> 00:26:26.390
I know we, except for the people she's killing, because they tried to kill her and her while she was pregnant and all the people that she liked.
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I do kind of like how they, they, they all kind of view revenge as the same thing, except for maybe L.
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Yeah, she doesn't really give a fuck.
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Yeah, she's just like I want bill and I want a sword.
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That's all I want.
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That's all you need, yeah, so but yeah, they have a little conversation that we just kind of talked about.
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I work at a titty bar Bill.
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Yeah yeah.
00:26:50.566 --> 00:26:56.242
Essentially he's just saying like no, I'm not going to help you and I don't need your help, so don't worry about it.
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And then we cut to chapter seven, the lonely grave of Paula Schultz.
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We see Bud.
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He goes to work.
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He works at a bouncer in a local strip club.
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He arrives 20 minutes late and sees that there are no customers in the club.
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They give him so much shit yeah.
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Mom, he's 20 minutes late every day.
00:27:13.760 --> 00:27:17.067
Yeah, I get it, but like dude, you're a trained assassin.
00:27:17.067 --> 00:27:20.690
Yeah, and you work here and just kill everybody.
00:27:20.690 --> 00:27:25.470
For some reason you have no money from a whole life of assassinating.
00:27:25.891 --> 00:27:50.523
Yeah, and I love when he goes in and you got like the two people you got the bartender and another person next to him, but like the weird looking guy that's a bartender, that's like a Rob Zombie staple guy, like he's always in the Rob Zombie movies, and as soon as I saw him I was like I mean, he's so unique looking, that's cool, and he looks like he could live in a trailer, which is what ROMs on me movies take place in trailers.
00:27:50.544 --> 00:27:50.784
Even though.
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I grew up in a trailer, so I respect it, you know.
00:27:52.005 --> 00:27:53.527
Yeah, whatever, I don't know why I said that it's all good.
00:27:53.527 --> 00:27:58.911
Yeah, he talks with the bartender for a little bit before he's caught in the office that's sitting there is like should I leave?
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She's like no, I'd be like no, I'm going to leave.
00:28:08.583 --> 00:28:10.248
I was waiting for Bud to just kill him.
00:28:10.409 --> 00:28:11.920
I know why are you letting him talk to you?
00:28:11.920 --> 00:28:18.705
You want him to so much, but I think it almost seems like Bud's like I don't actually want to kill anymore yeah, I guess so.
00:28:18.705 --> 00:28:21.048
Or is this like turned away from that life?
00:28:21.048 --> 00:28:22.789
Yeah, or I think he's.
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He might not just be able to fight that well anymore, but I mean I feel like he could kick this guy's ass.
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In the office, Larry argues with Bud over being late and Bud talks back saying that there is nobody in the bar and there's no need for him to be there.
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Classic mistake.
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It's like Bud.
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Larry's like yeah, I worked that day, not anymore yeah, he's just like I felt so bad for bill for bud.
00:28:53.592 --> 00:29:02.843
Yeah, I know, and, um, I feel like bill should be like taking better care of his brother yeah he sees his living conditions well, I think bud is mad at bill.
00:29:02.883 --> 00:29:06.871
So yeah, I think Bud's not accepting any help at this time Bill's not a nice man?
00:29:07.653 --> 00:29:07.874
Yeah.
00:29:08.301 --> 00:29:13.205
But we only see him be nice, except for the shooting of a pregnant woman in a chapel the day before a wedding.
00:29:13.205 --> 00:29:23.705
Other than that, bill seems like a kind of decent guy and so essentially he says hey, you're not coming back to work until you hear from me and I you know.
00:29:23.705 --> 00:29:31.567
I think the reason he's put in this movie and kind of showing him like living this rundown life is like here's two options.
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You can be like oh Ren, use your powers to move up in life.
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Or you can be just kind of a slob and lazy and not really do anything and just kind of live paycheck to paycheck selling stuff.
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So I guess it's like the two and not really do anything and just kind of live paycheck to paycheck selling stuff.
00:29:46.426 --> 00:29:46.747
Hell yeah, bud.
00:29:46.768 --> 00:29:51.375
So I guess it's like the two you know, different ways you could go about being an assassin, or you could just be a fucking psychopath like hell.
00:29:51.375 --> 00:29:54.344
Yeah, exactly so.
00:29:54.344 --> 00:29:59.313
In the bar, bud agrees to clean up after a broken tool that a stripper named Rocket says is overflowing.
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I'd be like I'm sorry, I think I was just fired so I'm not going to clean this up.
00:30:04.727 --> 00:30:06.314
Yeah, I'm sorry, I think I was just fired so I'm not going to clean this up.
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That's immediately what my wife said.
00:30:07.057 --> 00:30:07.819
She's like why would he even clean it?
00:30:07.819 --> 00:30:12.824
So Bud returns to his trailer but standing in front of it he suddenly freezes.
00:30:12.824 --> 00:30:15.826
He's like he's looking out at like the mountains and stuff.
00:30:15.826 --> 00:30:16.910
He's like where is she?
00:30:16.910 --> 00:30:18.284
I know she's here somewhere.
00:30:18.403 --> 00:30:26.681
Surrounded by high ground, he immediately, immediately, feels it.
00:30:26.681 --> 00:30:39.820
Yeah, he's like, oh shit, which is great, because I like, after seeing like how a man but sucks, he, like he can't, he's not even gonna beat up larry gomez and so it's like, oh, he's not gonna be any good at fighting probably which he probably isn't, but he has just drop on his instincts, I guess.
00:30:39.820 --> 00:30:43.886
Yeah, because he feels the danger, yeah, and he goes inside.
00:30:43.886 --> 00:30:47.814
And then we see the bride was actually hiding under the trailer.
00:30:47.814 --> 00:30:49.943
Hell yeah, she's dressed up as a ninja.
00:30:50.586 --> 00:30:52.625
Essentially Just with a scarf.
00:30:52.625 --> 00:30:56.009
Yeah, it's like a ski mask almost, but it's really cool.
00:30:56.009 --> 00:30:57.906
I like the whole like sneaking around the trailer.
00:30:57.906 --> 00:31:09.509
She's like there's a noise some wolves or coyotes and he's looking out of the window and he like opens it up and she's just like right under him like hell, yeah, that's awesome, uh.
00:31:09.528 --> 00:31:16.010
But whenever she was trying to uh unsheathe her sword it's like the singing sword, for it's like.
00:31:16.030 --> 00:31:21.067
It's so loud, like there's nothing more metal than the sound of metal.
00:31:21.067 --> 00:31:26.906
So yeah, she's going around, she's um about to break into it.
00:31:26.906 --> 00:31:28.303
She undoes her sword and she's gonna.
00:31:28.364 --> 00:31:42.385
She kicks in the door and then immediately gets shot with rock salt straight to the chest, it's like that's, that's what bud's good at, he knows when someone's gonna attack, I guess maybe that's maybe he, he and bill like have that sort of dangerous sense.
00:31:42.385 --> 00:31:43.267
Why does he sense?
00:31:43.346 --> 00:31:46.451
yeah, I wonder if he's got really good instincts and reflexes.
00:31:46.451 --> 00:31:50.900
Maybe I don't know, or he's just like knows his weakness so he knows how to.
00:31:51.662 --> 00:31:53.224
But he knows the situation.
00:31:53.224 --> 00:32:02.106
Yeah, and it's like there's only one way in and then she, like she, looks under the door, she sees him facing the door, yeah, rocking in his chair.
00:32:02.106 --> 00:32:06.393
I feel like I don't know like she.
00:32:06.492 --> 00:32:13.029
I mean, she did walk into it here's the issue use a gun, yeah god.
00:32:13.029 --> 00:32:14.773
Why won't she just go buy a fucking gun?
00:32:15.942 --> 00:32:16.483
grenade.
00:32:16.743 --> 00:32:28.265
Anything she does, at the end she has the bill's house and I do love that in this at this point, like she no longer uses her sword, like she does not use her sword for the rest of the movie oh so the whole beginning.
00:32:28.346 --> 00:32:33.607
The first movie was getting this sword and she uses it to kill the 88s and then, after this, well, she fights l with it.
00:32:33.607 --> 00:32:35.152
Yeah, but l has her sword.
00:32:35.152 --> 00:32:44.767
So it's like, wow, we did all that involved to never use it again yeah, it was badass, though she, as soon as she opens the door and just like goes bam bam and just like goes flying.
00:32:44.846 --> 00:32:47.153
And he talks about how he just blew her tits off.
00:32:47.173 --> 00:32:51.596
Yeah, but I mean, could you imagine like getting rock salt shot into you?
00:32:51.596 --> 00:32:53.645
I imagine it would be, Because it's like it's going to cause wounds.
00:32:53.920 --> 00:32:55.726
And then immediately salt those wounds.
00:32:55.726 --> 00:32:56.528
It's going to sting.
00:32:56.788 --> 00:33:08.291
So good, and while she lies wounded on the ground, bud is very pleased with himself and injects her with a sedative.
00:33:08.291 --> 00:33:08.733
It's so wild how it's.
00:33:08.733 --> 00:33:12.127
I just don't talk a lot in real life, so I feel like I don't know how to talk on a podcast.
00:33:12.127 --> 00:33:14.647
People are like I'm so tired of hearing you talk about that.
00:33:14.940 --> 00:33:18.690
Well, it's like, like Elle says, you barely get to use those words in a sentence.
00:33:18.730 --> 00:33:19.392
Yeah, that's true.
00:33:19.392 --> 00:33:27.273
So he phones Elle and offers to sell her the bride's Hanzo sword for a million dollars.
00:33:27.273 --> 00:33:29.446
Elle agrees to bring the money in the morning.
00:33:29.446 --> 00:33:34.912
Her condition is that the bride must die and suffer to her last breath.
00:33:35.200 --> 00:33:41.272
You think it should have been like first of all, I would have been like more than a million probably.
00:33:41.272 --> 00:33:43.729
Yeah, it's like this is a sword you would never get in.
00:33:44.140 --> 00:33:44.300
No snakes, elle.
00:33:44.300 --> 00:33:45.230
Hey, yeah, I'd love a suitcase full of money with zero snakes than a million probably.
00:33:45.230 --> 00:33:45.616
Yeah, it's like this is a sword you will never get in.
00:33:45.616 --> 00:33:45.679
Yeah, no snakes.
00:33:45.679 --> 00:33:48.948
L hey, uh, yeah I love a suitcase full of money with zero snakes.
00:33:49.008 --> 00:33:51.240
One suitcase full of money, one full of snakes.
00:33:51.421 --> 00:33:52.384
But don't mix them together.
00:33:52.384 --> 00:33:53.886
Yeah, please, please, don't mix those together.
00:33:53.886 --> 00:34:04.067
Um, so then we cut to bud and an accomplice of his dig a large hole in the ground at a local cemetery to bury the wounded bride and it's a polish.
00:34:04.347 --> 00:34:07.923
It's kind of funny to you that this person was so vertically challenged.
00:34:07.923 --> 00:34:10.427
It was like, why is this guy here?
00:34:10.528 --> 00:34:14.483
and it's like, oh, this is the type of people.
00:34:14.503 --> 00:34:16.233
But hang out with right now he's a little gremlin.
00:34:16.253 --> 00:34:18.523
It's like god she's giving you the silent treatment.
00:34:18.523 --> 00:34:20.331
They think we don't like that.
00:34:20.331 --> 00:34:22.177
Oh man, he's gross.
00:34:22.177 --> 00:34:24.164
There is actually nothing worse than the silent treatment.
00:34:24.547 --> 00:34:34.686
Yes, it's just like you won't talk to me and there's something wrong and it's like I don't, I don't know how to make this better, because we can't communicate.
00:34:34.686 --> 00:34:43.302
Um, so when the grave has been dug, the bride is given a choice, because she starts, she's they're trying to pick her up and put her in there, and then she's like fighting back and stuff.
00:34:43.302 --> 00:34:52.608
Then he like puts a can of mace right to her eye and it's like so if you don't resist, I can give you this a flashlight, but if you do resist, I will burn your fucking eyes out.
00:34:53.400 --> 00:34:54.867
I love how she spits in his face.
00:34:54.947 --> 00:34:58.322
Yeah, and then she like points with her head at the flashlight.
00:34:58.362 --> 00:35:01.726
It's like, ok do you think she can't talk or just refuses to talk?
00:35:01.726 --> 00:35:02.626
I think she's refusing.
00:35:04.248 --> 00:35:20.913
I'm assuming this is going to be one of those situations where it's like, oh, she'd go visit Bill and it's like, oh, fuck his brother's there, damn it, great, he's going to be drunk, talking about strip clubs or something.
00:35:20.913 --> 00:35:25.063
So she chose a flashlight and is put in the coffin and the lid is nailed down Terrifying.
00:35:25.063 --> 00:35:25.884
Bud is an accomplice.
00:35:25.884 --> 00:35:31.452
Lower the, put in the coffin and the lid is nailed down Terrifying, but as an accomplice, lower the coffin in the ground and cover it with dirt and the bride's like panicking the whole time.
00:35:31.452 --> 00:35:33.360
Crazy, right.
00:35:33.360 --> 00:35:42.443
I love this scene because they prolong the pouring the dirt on it and like every time you think it's going to be over, more dirt's getting put on.
00:35:42.523 --> 00:35:43.425
Then you're like, okay, that's it.
00:35:43.860 --> 00:35:56.465
And then there that's gotta be the worst feeling it's not fun to watch high imagine yourself being buried alive.
00:35:56.505 --> 00:35:57.106
Yeah, it's like.
00:35:57.106 --> 00:36:02.141
It's like I feel like my lungs like filling with dirt or something.
00:36:02.141 --> 00:36:16.278
It's like you can't breathe um so taking big, deep, panicky breaths yeah, and getting rid of all the oxygen and like she's like hitting the top with her flashlight and the flashlights go now and she's like no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she really didn't need the flashlight though.
00:36:16.842 --> 00:36:18.068
I mean she could well.
00:36:18.068 --> 00:36:22.231
I mean she did because she needed it for the straight razor and she had to find the weak spot.
00:36:23.512 --> 00:36:26.552
That's to that part.
00:36:26.552 --> 00:36:31.815
So she panics for a short time and then recalls her training under Pei Mei.
00:36:31.835 --> 00:36:32.936
God damn.
00:36:33.556 --> 00:36:46.981
Then we go to chapter eight, the cruel tutelage of Pei Mei, and in a flashback, bill and the bride, very much in love at this time, sit by a campfire somewhere in China and Bill, who calls her kiddo, plays this flute and I love that, and I love that.
00:36:46.981 --> 00:36:52.384
Like it's like, oh, this old man dating this young woman calling her kiddo is so weird.
00:36:52.804 --> 00:36:54.244
Turns out it's a last name.
00:36:54.244 --> 00:36:55.405
That was funny.
00:36:55.405 --> 00:36:56.326
I like that reveal.
00:36:56.445 --> 00:36:58.047
So good, that's a very Quentin thing.
00:36:58.047 --> 00:37:03.068
It's like, ah, good joke, quentin, good joke this is a fully adult in the classroom.
00:37:03.068 --> 00:37:08.052
Yeah, yes, it's so good.
00:37:08.052 --> 00:37:15.605
He tells her about his Kung Fu teacher, paimei um, and his five point palm exploding heart technique.
00:37:15.605 --> 00:37:20.190
Technique involves five blows administrated to particular pressure points on the body.
00:37:20.190 --> 00:37:26.733
Thereafter the victim heart explodes, after he or she takes five steps have you ever seen people do the pressure point stuff?
00:37:26.733 --> 00:37:27.416
On like.
00:37:27.416 --> 00:37:29.822
I think I've seen like videos of it.
00:37:29.822 --> 00:37:31.405
I don't know younger like.
00:37:31.507 --> 00:37:34.436
I've seen them and I don't know if they're real or not.
00:37:34.436 --> 00:37:36.043
Are these people just faking it?
00:37:36.143 --> 00:37:36.525
I don't know.
00:37:36.525 --> 00:37:38.311
Do you know anybody that could do it?
00:37:38.311 --> 00:37:38.894
I don't.
00:37:39.074 --> 00:37:51.981
Yeah, you need to go to a karate place and just film like a video of us pressure point me pressure point me daddy bill pressure point me, I know you know all the right ones.
00:37:53.081 --> 00:37:53.802
And then we were learning.
00:37:53.802 --> 00:38:06.222
Pie may did not teach bill the technique because he does not show it to anyone he told the story about how he learned the five, the palm technique too, right?
00:38:06.222 --> 00:38:09.456
Yeah, it's like this whole long story that I'm not 100 sure.
00:38:09.456 --> 00:38:12.807
I didn't write it down because I was like eh, we kind of get the gist of what it is.
00:38:12.827 --> 00:38:13.048
How old is?
00:38:13.068 --> 00:38:15.396
Pai Wei, he's probably a billion years old, maybe.
00:38:16.849 --> 00:38:22.322
I'm assuming, like each, every inch of his hair his beard hair that grows is at least 100 years.
00:38:24.110 --> 00:38:28.898
And well, this is also a universe where people come up with special like truth serums and stuff.
00:38:28.898 --> 00:38:32.342
So, who knows, there may be maybe anything long life serum.
00:38:32.342 --> 00:38:41.599
Oh, and, real quick, since I said that this is in the Quentin Tarantino lore, he always there's always things about his movies being connected and somehow.
00:38:41.599 --> 00:38:59.860
And so in Pulp Fiction they're talking about, like this TV show that's about these deadly female assassins and stuff, and so people think that this Kill Bill is what that is, which is funny because Quentin Tarantino and Uma Thurman came up with the idea together to do this show.
00:38:59.860 --> 00:39:01.376
So I was like, wait, is it true?
00:39:01.376 --> 00:39:08.016
Because that's who in the movie is John Travolta and Uma Thurman's character talking about it.
00:39:08.077 --> 00:39:14.440
So it's like kind of cool and for some reason in that movie if there was someone Quentin Tarantino would be most like.
00:39:14.440 --> 00:39:16.016
It would have been John Travolta in Pulp Fiction.
00:39:16.016 --> 00:39:23.737
Yeah, so then we cut to at the foot of the steps leading to Pai Mei's place in another part of a Royal China.
00:39:23.737 --> 00:39:35.840
Bill, who has just come down all bloodied and beaten, informs the bride that Pai Mei will take her as his pupil because he is lonely.
00:39:35.840 --> 00:39:38.934
Bill's bruised face shows that he was hurt, but he refuses to say what happened.
00:39:38.934 --> 00:39:44.251
Bill warns her not to show any disrespect or disobedience to Pai Mei because Pai Mei will kill her.
00:39:44.251 --> 00:39:50.378
He says he hates Caucasians, despises Americans and has nothing but contempt for women.
00:39:52.789 --> 00:39:53.472
Pai Mei seems like a winner.
00:39:53.472 --> 00:40:00.195
Yeah, it's funny when he when they first meet here in a minute, then they he's like like all women can do is serve drinks.
00:40:00.195 --> 00:40:01.800
That I feel like this happened to him.
00:40:02.019 --> 00:40:04.512
Yeah right, that's why he hates women so much.
00:40:04.512 --> 00:40:07.836
Oh man, um yeah.
00:40:07.836 --> 00:40:09.199
So it's funny in this movie.
00:40:09.199 --> 00:40:17.030
It seems like the only guys in this movie that it seems like Bill's the best out of all the guys in the movie.
00:40:17.210 --> 00:40:23.230
Oh man, he's the least painful so for old Tommy Plimpton, who her husband that got murdered.
00:40:23.878 --> 00:40:30.735
Yeah, he seems like a nice, he seems like a nice fella, that's why he had to die yeah that's why he had to die.
00:40:30.735 --> 00:40:33.871
And then Rufus I didn't, we didn't talk about rufus.
00:40:33.871 --> 00:40:42.056
Yeah, yeah, the piano, yeah, the piano player samuel jackson yeah, yeah, he was great, it's just I'm smoking people.
00:40:42.476 --> 00:40:59.782
uh, have a theory that rufus is actually, um, samuel jackson's character in full pulp fiction, because in pulp fiction he says he's just going to kind of go around the world and do random stuff, and then that's what he kind of says in his little speech at the beginning of the movie in this.
00:40:59.782 --> 00:41:02.635
That's interesting, but it's probably not true.
00:41:02.635 --> 00:41:05.117
Probably came up with the idea from that.
00:41:05.117 --> 00:41:07.739
But so she climbs the steps.
00:41:07.739 --> 00:41:09.092
She needed a reason to have Samuel.
00:41:09.112 --> 00:41:10.012
L Jackson in her movie.
00:41:10.012 --> 00:41:10.594
Yeah, exactly.
00:41:10.775 --> 00:41:11.215
I mean he has to.
00:41:11.215 --> 00:41:12.097
It's a Quentin Tarantino movie.
00:41:12.097 --> 00:41:12.958
He's got to be there somewhere.
00:41:12.958 --> 00:41:30.862
She climbs the steps and quickly is humiliated by Paime, who scorns her fighting skills and her ethnicity, constantly swishing his beard, and he's just constantly trying to make her mad by saying the most disrespectful stuff.
00:41:30.862 --> 00:41:34.652
He challenges her to land one blow on him while they engage in hand-to-hand combat and the bride fails.
00:41:34.652 --> 00:41:36.775
He's like how's your sword play?
00:41:36.775 --> 00:41:40.177
She goes and gets in and starts doing stuff and you're like ha ha ha ha swish.
00:41:40.177 --> 00:41:41.431
That's terrible.
00:41:41.492 --> 00:41:47.335
You suck lady, yeah it is great he kicks her ass without using his hands.
00:41:47.375 --> 00:41:52.702
Yeah, anything, he's just like Chokes on the sword.
00:41:52.702 --> 00:41:53.449
The sound effects?
00:41:53.449 --> 00:41:55.193
Yeah, thanks boss.
00:41:55.193 --> 00:42:03.489
Hell yeah, and if you'd like those sound effects, give us $100 and I'll send them to you right now.
00:42:03.489 --> 00:42:09.913
I'm just like the RZA, I do it all with my mouth, she said.
00:42:09.913 --> 00:42:11.760
I don't know what are we doing here.
00:42:11.760 --> 00:42:19.034
So Pai Mei threatens to chop her hand off with a single blow and declares that her hand belongs to him and she must strengthen it.
00:42:19.034 --> 00:42:22.016
Yeah, because your arm is mine.
00:42:22.036 --> 00:42:31.815
Yes, you must make it strong, that's my strong hand and, but essentially this leads to Um, and but essentially this leads to uh, I can't remember what she says, but she says something.
00:42:31.815 --> 00:42:37.920
And then Pai Mei's like now you're ready to train, you've succumbed to all all my demands.
00:42:38.380 --> 00:42:39.481
Well, she had to, that's.
00:42:39.481 --> 00:42:41.423
I mean, that's what they do in the, in the army.
00:42:41.423 --> 00:42:47.670
They they beat you down, or they don't beat you physically, but they kind of like Mentally they break you down.
00:42:47.670 --> 00:42:48.851
And I feel like that's what he's doing.
00:42:48.851 --> 00:42:49.753
He's breaking her down.
00:42:49.893 --> 00:42:50.954
Yeah, exactly.
00:42:50.954 --> 00:42:56.041
And then over the next several weeks, years, ever, how long Potentially?
00:42:56.041 --> 00:43:00.746
I'm assuming it's probably going to be like weeks for her, because you know she's the lead character and she's supposed to be great.
00:43:03.769 --> 00:43:05.432
But Bill said earlier, it's like you might teach you in a year or two.
00:43:05.432 --> 00:43:13.885
So the bride works hard and she's practicing martial arts forms bringing buckets of water up the steps, and so she works hard and she's learning hard.
00:43:13.885 --> 00:43:21.740
She finds striking a blow with her fist to break a hole through a thick wooden plank at close range to be the most difficult skill of them all.
00:43:21.740 --> 00:43:22.782
It looks tough.
00:43:22.782 --> 00:43:25.295
I love it, she's doing it, and he's like you're already giving up.
00:43:25.295 --> 00:43:29.159
You're so weak, you gave up before you even started.
00:43:29.159 --> 00:43:37.081
But this is, it's so good because it cuts every time and you have him at one point sitting on the plank of wood, him watching from a distance.
00:43:37.731 --> 00:43:45.615
And, like slowly, throughout the training, you can see him kind of becoming more like impressed with the fact that she's still doing it so much, yeah, and she's kind of getting used to the pain.
00:43:45.869 --> 00:43:54.797
Yeah, she's like not stopping as much, I mean like, maybe after like 20 tries she's like, but then she immediately continues doing and there's blood all over the wood.
00:43:54.797 --> 00:43:55.599
It's so good.
00:43:55.599 --> 00:44:01.282
And after a lot of hitting of the thick wood, we see her and Pai Mei eating rice.
00:44:01.282 --> 00:44:03.494
We never see her actually make it through the thick wood, though.
00:44:03.494 --> 00:44:06.001
No, yeah, they're eating rice.
00:44:06.001 --> 00:44:09.893
Her hand is like pretty much crippled, it's crushed, and she goes.
00:44:09.893 --> 00:44:14.458
She's trying to use chopsticks, but she like can't do it, so she throws them down and goes to eat it with her hand.
00:44:14.458 --> 00:44:20.286
She's like if you want to live like a dog and eat like a dog, then you can stay outside like a dog, and so she picks it.
00:44:20.286 --> 00:44:27.695
He like throws her food down, then gives her another bowl and she does it, and then she has to use both hands, but she's able to do it.
00:44:27.777 --> 00:44:29.239
And then paimei's like I am the genius.
00:44:29.239 --> 00:44:35.208
Yeah, well, because she's just using her other hand like her good hand yeah, well, I guess, I don't know, she's not left-handed.
00:44:35.208 --> 00:44:43.282
It's the one thing she can't do maybe he would have plucked her eye out of show to use their other hand.
00:44:43.302 --> 00:44:49.134
I told you not to use your left hand, um but now he respects her now, I guess.
00:44:49.134 --> 00:44:59.463
So it's like well, actually I put in my notes like does he, is he impressed by her or himself in this scene?
00:44:59.463 --> 00:45:00.523
Himself most likely.
00:45:00.523 --> 00:45:03.827
I feel like it was him, because this is the way he looks like damn, I'm a good trainer.
00:45:03.847 --> 00:45:04.567
I'm so great.
00:45:07.489 --> 00:45:10.699
She hasn't learned anything, but she's eating rice, and then we cut back to the present.
00:45:10.699 --> 00:45:15.367
That's really kind of all we get of they're doing like the little evil claw technique.
00:45:15.387 --> 00:45:15.608
They do the.
00:45:16.050 --> 00:45:19.440
They do like the little, oh yeah, and the silhouette of red behind them while they're doing it.
00:45:19.440 --> 00:45:22.356
Oh fuck, that rules god.
00:45:22.356 --> 00:45:28.335
Put people in silhouette and put a dope color behind it and I will just like furiously, j-o.
00:45:28.335 --> 00:45:32.521
Natalie was like please stop, and I was like I can't.
00:45:33.717 --> 00:45:44.199
Pai Mei is just teaching her his five point exploding clitoris technique oh god, it's like he was so great he destroyed my.
00:45:44.451 --> 00:45:45.675
He destroyed my ovaries.
00:45:45.675 --> 00:45:49.114
I took five steps and they exploded inside me.
00:45:49.114 --> 00:45:52.536
Or it's like he performs a thing I took five steps and they exploded inside me.
00:45:52.536 --> 00:45:54.802
Or it's like he performs a thing.
00:45:54.802 --> 00:46:00.059
It's like if you take five steps, you will be pregnant.
00:46:00.059 --> 00:46:03.858
It's like no, the seed will take hold.
00:46:03.858 --> 00:46:04.820
Hell yeah, that was hilarious, jason.
00:46:04.820 --> 00:46:08.492
We're going to win a potty for that.
00:46:08.492 --> 00:46:10.239
So now we're back to the present.
00:46:10.239 --> 00:46:13.512
She's still inside the coffin.
00:46:13.512 --> 00:46:17.244
The bride manages to remove her boots and the belt tying her feet together.
00:46:17.244 --> 00:46:21.416
Uh, she takes out a straight razor hidden in her boot and uses it to cut her hands free.
00:46:21.898 --> 00:46:31.322
She shaves her face first, so smart this is yeah, she's like I gotta do my arms it's fress seatbelt um, yeah, great, love it.
00:46:31.322 --> 00:46:34.614
It's like oh, thank god you wore um, you wore cowboy boots.
00:46:34.614 --> 00:46:35.577
Yeah, I got a boot knife.
00:46:35.577 --> 00:46:37.021
I was so lucky one.
00:46:37.041 --> 00:46:58.625
The fact that like boots are kind of bigger so it probably wasn't wrapped on her, so taking the boots off probably gave like gave like an inch oh yeah, from the tightness, slip out of the belt it's like hell yeah, she's prepared, yeah she's like fuck yeah, man, she's getting ready to punch through a wood so she starts knocking on the what if she just used the knife to like kind of scrape at it?
00:46:58.690 --> 00:47:02.130
that's the other thing I was like you could just probably cut something, just get it started.
00:47:02.130 --> 00:47:12.356
So yeah, after she unties herself, she starts like beating on the coffin trying to find, like I guess, a spot where there's not as much dirt.
00:47:12.356 --> 00:47:16.338
I'd assume she's trying to find like a hollow spot.
00:47:16.338 --> 00:47:21.858
So I guess like if she hits it she'll have, she'll be able to like kind of lift up and swim out or whatever.
00:47:21.858 --> 00:47:27.994
But yeah, so she starts doing the thing where she puts her the tip of her fingers at the wood and then she closes them.
00:47:28.153 --> 00:47:29.536
So how many times have you tried this?
00:47:29.536 --> 00:47:32.079
Since you've seen the movie, I have definitely tried it.
00:47:32.420 --> 00:47:34.583
I know the first time I watched it I was like I could do this right.
00:47:34.583 --> 00:47:36.264
This is probably easy.
00:47:36.264 --> 00:47:43.869
I think I did it like outside me and one of my friends we were kind of doing it on like a two by four Can't do it.
00:47:43.869 --> 00:47:46.173
I do not sustain the ability to do it.
00:47:46.213 --> 00:47:48.518
I did it straight through a saltine cracker.
00:47:48.719 --> 00:47:51.923
Hell yeah, dude, god, you're strong, you must work out.
00:47:51.923 --> 00:47:59.996
I did have to get it wet, but eventually, like her hand's completely bleeding, it's all over the wood and she cracks it.
00:48:00.097 --> 00:48:00.840
Oh yeah, it's gross.
00:48:00.840 --> 00:48:03.659
You see the skin of her knuckle like hanging off.
00:48:03.818 --> 00:48:12.023
Yucky, but she's able to crack through it and the dirt starts falling on her and when I watched it the first time, I was like okay, now you're going to be covered in dirt.
00:48:16.429 --> 00:48:23.463
But I guess Pai Mei taught her the ability to swim through earth and it looks like she's swimming through a lot of dirt and the hole's not that deep.
00:48:23.463 --> 00:48:24.684
You could just kind of stand up.
00:48:24.784 --> 00:48:26.266
I mean, I guess it's like six feet right?
00:48:26.266 --> 00:48:28.130
Yeah, she should pretty much just stand up.
00:48:28.170 --> 00:48:35.695
You could just stand up, but it looks like she's just swimming up through a water Like 20 foot of dirt.
00:48:36.516 --> 00:48:37.597
So I get that.
00:48:37.597 --> 00:48:39.719
I'm assuming someone could.
00:48:39.719 --> 00:48:41.621
Probably it doesn't seem like very thick wood.
00:48:41.621 --> 00:48:50.527
It seemed like all this old timey you know what you see in a Western or something, and it seemed like the cheapest and thinnest of plywoods that they used.
00:48:50.527 --> 00:48:54.559
But I'm wondering so, when the dirt falls on her, is this possible?
00:48:54.559 --> 00:48:56.396
Can you swim through dirt like this?
00:48:58.177 --> 00:49:06.550
I mean, I guess if the dirt is being displaced so fast you can, I guess it'd be much easier to move through if it's moving and you're moving.
00:49:06.550 --> 00:49:12.974
Yeah, I just feel like it immediately crushes you, because then you also have wood all over you, so I just feel like it immediately crushes you, because then you also have wood all over you.
00:49:12.974 --> 00:49:16.516
So you have to like you'd have to hurry up so fast to like move the wood out of the way and stuff and stand up from a laying position.
00:49:16.516 --> 00:49:21.181
Yeah, this is when I turned to Natalie and I was like I think this might be the most unrealistic part of this movie.
00:49:22.181 --> 00:49:25.945
What do you think about the guy who's walking a person come out of the cemetery.
00:49:26.126 --> 00:49:33.619
Yes, yeah, because she gets out, her arm emerges from it, she's like and she's able to get out.
00:49:33.619 --> 00:49:35.364
It's crazy, love the whole thing.
00:49:35.364 --> 00:49:40.659
So after she crawls out, she's covered in dirt and walks into a diner and sits down and is like can I have a glass of water?
00:49:40.659 --> 00:49:42.184
So funny.
00:49:43.070 --> 00:49:43.592
Yeah, it's.
00:49:43.592 --> 00:49:46.481
Maybe might be the first time he's seen someone.
00:49:46.481 --> 00:49:48.637
This happened to someone, but I don't know.
00:49:57.710 --> 00:49:58.291
It's like what do you explain?
00:49:58.291 --> 00:49:58.833
I just rolled in some dirt.
00:49:58.833 --> 00:49:59.373
No, it's just buried alive.
00:49:59.373 --> 00:49:59.976
I just got lost in the desert.
00:49:59.976 --> 00:50:00.677
Um, and then we cut to chapter nine.
00:50:00.677 --> 00:50:03.550
L and I, the bride, walks a great distance across the desert and through the mountains.
00:50:03.550 --> 00:50:07.864
She reaches bud, trailers bud's trailer in time to see l arrive.
00:50:07.864 --> 00:50:12.650
L enters the trailer and gives bud a red suitcase full of money he makes.
00:50:12.650 --> 00:50:19.784
Well, we see him making margaritas and like a blender and serves them in like mason, giant mason jars, like jelly jars or whatever.
00:50:19.784 --> 00:50:23.458
And while she's examining, the sword.
00:50:24.190 --> 00:50:27.139
Yeah, he's like, I got a million dollars.
00:50:27.139 --> 00:50:30.532
I'm going to blow this place up and a snake yeah.
00:50:30.614 --> 00:50:31.657
I keep forgetting about the snake.
00:50:31.789 --> 00:50:32.835
He doesn't know about that yet.
00:50:32.835 --> 00:50:35.836
And then he's kind of asking her a thing.
00:50:35.836 --> 00:50:37.713
It's like oh, so now that we're retired?
00:50:37.713 --> 00:50:39.699
It's like what do you feel more?
00:50:39.699 --> 00:50:40.961
Relief or regret?
00:50:40.961 --> 00:50:43.275
She says she's like both.
00:50:43.275 --> 00:50:45.135
It's like no, I said which one do you feel more?
00:50:56.869 --> 00:50:58.556
She's she didn't get to kill her.
00:50:58.556 --> 00:51:01.686
Well, that, I think, is just like I'm not sure if they're trying to say that they regret being an assassin or if they regret retiring.
00:51:01.686 --> 00:51:02.650
Yeah, I think it's something like that.
00:51:02.650 --> 00:51:07.621
You know, she really wanted to kill her and I think because he took away, maybe that's why she killed him.
00:51:07.621 --> 00:51:09.295
She took away her revenge.
00:51:09.315 --> 00:51:16.112
Oh yeah, Well, they do kind of say that Revenge is kind of like what they all seek, they all.
00:51:16.112 --> 00:51:17.940
They kind of hold it a very high regard.
00:51:17.940 --> 00:51:19.295
I think because they're assassins there.
00:51:19.769 --> 00:51:26.101
And once you retire, just like I need to feed, I had the need to feed with blood.
00:51:26.101 --> 00:51:29.559
I guess it's just like oh, so I just don't kill anybody anymore.
00:51:29.929 --> 00:51:30.855
Now, what do I do now?
00:51:30.855 --> 00:51:33.235
Um, I guess it's just like oh, so I just don't kill anybody anymore.
00:51:33.255 --> 00:51:33.635
Now what do I do?
00:51:33.635 --> 00:51:33.717
Now?
00:51:33.717 --> 00:51:35.141
I gotta work at a titty bar.
00:51:35.141 --> 00:51:35.782
Yeah, exactly so he.
00:51:35.782 --> 00:51:39.472
Then they go back and he's like she's like all right, cool sword, and he's like money.
00:51:39.472 --> 00:51:42.661
Then he goes and he's opening the suitcase, gloats over the money.
00:51:42.661 --> 00:51:48.099
He's just like looking at, he's laughing, it's great and it's like yay, but go, go buy yourself a house or something.
00:51:48.119 --> 00:51:49.561
I went to go back to my job.
00:51:49.581 --> 00:51:57.862
Yeah, spent it all on Barbara, but then he lifts a couple more bills out and then bam, there's a snake.
00:51:57.862 --> 00:51:59.295
It scared me honestly.
00:51:59.295 --> 00:52:01.778
Watching it last night I was like, oh crap, I forgot.
00:52:01.778 --> 00:52:11.219
Then it goes and it's a black moth snake and it gets him like three times in the face, like twice, like over one eye, and then one right in the cheek.
00:52:12.351 --> 00:52:17.878
I thought it was so fun how she because at this point, when she says I looked up some stuff about snakes on the internet.
00:52:18.050 --> 00:52:19.596
Yeah, she always has a little notepad.
00:52:19.655 --> 00:52:23.376
I was expecting almost expecting her to pull out like an iPhone.
00:52:23.615 --> 00:52:25.480
Yeah, and start scrolling.
00:52:25.480 --> 00:52:26.461
It's like do you see this?
00:52:26.461 --> 00:52:27.143
Do you see this?
00:52:27.143 --> 00:52:32.211
Do you this?
00:52:32.211 --> 00:52:32.652
Do you see this?
00:52:32.652 --> 00:52:33.094
Do you see this?
00:52:33.094 --> 00:52:34.460
But yeah, she's got a notepad with all these snake facts.
00:52:34.460 --> 00:52:38.773
He said you have four hours to get some venom if it bit you in the ankle or something, and only if it gave you 15 milligrams of venom.
00:52:38.773 --> 00:52:47.400
It's like, but this has like 120 to 140 milligrams and he got you three times in the face it was like between 100 and 400, yeah, something like that.
00:52:47.942 --> 00:52:51.239
And then she's like so I say you got about a few minutes to live.
00:52:51.239 --> 00:52:59.963
And then she's like, before he dies, l tells him that she is sorry that such a piece of shit as himself was the one who managed to kill the bride.
00:53:00.289 --> 00:53:01.677
Yeah, she deserved better.
00:53:01.677 --> 00:53:03.695
She wanted to be the one to take her out.
00:53:03.755 --> 00:53:09.659
Yeah, and I think it's just like there's this warrior code, yes, I guess between L and the bride.
00:53:09.659 --> 00:53:18.380
It's like she felt that she was a better fighter than the bride, but yeah, but she was always super jealous that beatrice had.
00:53:18.802 --> 00:53:34.514
You know bill's love, love yeah I guess affection and attention all the well, at least more of it than she did, yeah, so she phones bill and tells him that the bride has killed his brother, but that she l has killed the bride, um.
00:53:34.514 --> 00:53:37.902
L also reveals the whereabouts of the final resting place of the bride.
00:53:37.902 --> 00:53:49.820
She's like just go down to a nice uh uh flower shop and then buy some flowers and go to the grave of paula schultz and mentions the bride's real name for the first time Beatrix Kiddo.
00:53:49.900 --> 00:53:59.800
And this is where we get the shot of her in the school and he's like thank you, oh God, I love it when he opens the door and it's just feet flying at you.
00:53:59.820 --> 00:54:11.518
Yeah, oh God, it reminds me there's this old Godzilla movie where they're like in the little costumes and he's like doing a drop kick from like 200 yards away.
00:54:11.518 --> 00:54:26.014
And he's like doing a drop kick from like 200 yards away and it's like but that's essentially what happens, because she opens the door and then you just see the shot of, of course, of her feet flying at her and it's so gross and dirty, though, and then they end up having like a long vicious fight.
00:54:26.054 --> 00:54:27.679
That's like destroying the entire trailer.
00:54:27.679 --> 00:54:32.501
Love it, I love enclosed space fighting with a bunch of breakable stuff.
00:54:32.501 --> 00:54:37.476
They're like falling through the walls into the bathroom, destroying the entire bathroom.
00:54:37.476 --> 00:54:39.469
There's not even enough room to take out the sword.
00:54:39.469 --> 00:54:47.655
Yeah, they keep trying to take out the sword or Elle does, and it just keeps hitting and it's like god dang it, it's like trying to play pool in a room that wasn't built for it.
00:54:51.869 --> 00:54:53.498
Well, it's just funny because she's so excited to use the sword.
00:54:53.498 --> 00:54:55.829
She's like I just want to be able to use it.
00:54:55.829 --> 00:55:05.094
And so, after they're having this long fight, there's a low lull in the fight and Beatrice asks Elle how she lost her eye.
00:55:05.094 --> 00:55:08.371
And Elle says that Pai Mei ripped it out because she offended him.
00:55:08.371 --> 00:55:08.913
She called him a.
00:55:08.913 --> 00:55:10.539
What was it?
00:55:10.539 --> 00:55:14.260
What did you call him?
00:55:14.530 --> 00:55:25.039
It was like a foolish old man or something, a salty old fool or something like that and he's like, yeah, Elle tells Beatrix that she poisoned yeah.
00:55:25.139 --> 00:55:26.463
Elle tells His death was really funny.
00:55:26.463 --> 00:55:31.943
Yeah, he tells her that he poisoned Pai Mei in revenge and he died because he put like poison in a fish head.
00:55:32.010 --> 00:55:37.175
And she's like you bitch yeah, I love it when he, when he finally dies.
00:55:37.235 --> 00:55:46.179
He's just like like a classic old kung fu film when they die, yeah, and then so they continue to fight.
00:55:46.179 --> 00:55:54.762
But I do love, because El got the upper hand and she goes and runs to get the sword and she's finally able to unsheathe it and now it's like time to fight.
00:55:54.762 --> 00:56:10.077
And so now she has the sword and then in a golf bag the bride finds another katana inscribed to my brother, the only man I ever loved, and because apparently Bud did not sell it after all, this is Claire's underwriter, yeah, it's Claire's.
00:56:10.077 --> 00:56:15.557
It has like a coupon in it 50% off your next inscribed sword.
00:56:15.557 --> 00:56:18.757
So they decide to face off.
00:56:18.757 --> 00:56:23.661
Elle relishes the irony of killing the bride with her own sword.
00:56:23.661 --> 00:56:32.744
However, they get in close range, something in this movie you should not do, because this whole movie is about hey, I've learned how to fight really close up.
00:56:32.744 --> 00:56:35.443
The bride plucks out.
00:56:35.724 --> 00:56:44.309
Elle's remaining eye, and then steps on it that shot right where she's like they're looking at each other in the eyes and you can see like, oh shit, why don't I just get her eye?
00:56:44.309 --> 00:56:45.273
Yeah, why don't I just get it?
00:56:45.373 --> 00:56:45.936
she'll be blind.
00:56:46.775 --> 00:56:47.603
And then rather than finish.
00:56:47.643 --> 00:56:51.963
She's so pissed oh man, my other eye.
00:56:51.963 --> 00:57:01.318
Yeah, and apparently this was all daryl hannah's idea, like with the whole plucking out the eye and like flipping out and stuff and leaving her alive, I guess was like her idea.
00:57:01.318 --> 00:57:08.932
She's like no, leave me alone, I want to live with no eyes and then I'm just gonna freak out in the in the bathroom, kind of assume that she just gets bit by the snake and dies.
00:57:09.032 --> 00:57:10.315
Yeah, because they do show the snake going.
00:57:11.077 --> 00:57:16.126
Well, and at the beginning she says there's only one left to kill, meaning that I guess Elle has died.
00:57:17.108 --> 00:57:19.376
Yeah, as far as she knows, she's just assumed it as well.
00:57:19.650 --> 00:57:25.458
Well, if not, she's stuck in the middle of the desert with no eyes and no water, and there's a snake in the thing, only margaritas.
00:57:25.800 --> 00:57:34.490
Yeah, just take um.
00:57:34.490 --> 00:57:35.934
Just take bill's or bud's job at the bar.
00:57:36.134 --> 00:57:36.815
Yeah, it's like dang it.
00:57:36.815 --> 00:57:40.583
You can't be a bouncer, it's a cold line I have to feel how tall you are, to see if I know you can get in here or not.
00:57:40.583 --> 00:57:45.510
So then we cut to the last chapter, face to face, the longest chapter.
00:57:45.510 --> 00:57:48.219
I love it, though.
00:57:48.219 --> 00:57:50.266
So in mexico, bride visits?
00:57:50.266 --> 00:57:57.384
Yeah, I do like Esteban, yes, played by Michael Parks, the guy that's the sheriff at the first movie, oh shit really same guy yeah, oh, wow.
00:57:57.605 --> 00:58:06.338
So in Mexico the bride visits the courtly retired pimp Esteban, bill's old mentor, and asks him to tell her where Bill is.
00:58:06.338 --> 00:58:09.932
And I love it because he's like Bill has a thing for father figures.
00:58:09.932 --> 00:58:11.559
He has many of them, and this is one.
00:58:11.559 --> 00:58:21.315
And then there's like a whole bunch of talking about stuff, a lot of metaphors and what not, and he says that Bill always had a thing for blonde women and things like that.
00:58:21.315 --> 00:58:28.036
And then he finally agrees because he thinks Bill would surely like to see her and he's like I don't think that's the case.
00:58:28.036 --> 00:58:28.391
He's like.
00:58:28.652 --> 00:58:29.670
I think he does he's like.
00:58:29.690 --> 00:58:30.431
I don't think that's the case.
00:58:30.431 --> 00:58:31.032
He's like I think he does.
00:58:31.032 --> 00:58:31.514
He's real fucked up.
00:58:31.514 --> 00:58:31.653
He was.
00:58:31.653 --> 00:58:33.498
He's like a very charismatic character.
00:58:33.498 --> 00:58:40.137
I really like how like he's, how smooth he is with like, yeah, he's got that classic talker and talk, yeah.
00:58:40.137 --> 00:58:44.751
And then he's like, oh, he shot you, I just want to cut your face a little bit.
00:58:44.751 --> 00:58:50.240
Yeah, he calls over clarita and her face is looks awful man.
00:58:50.320 --> 00:58:52.704
Holy shit, let me get that drool for you yikes.
00:58:52.704 --> 00:58:55.478
And then she's like why'd you show me that?
00:58:55.478 --> 00:59:01.110
Yeah, and apparently this is an actual place in Mexico.
00:59:01.110 --> 00:59:07.813
Um, that's a uh, and those are actual, real prostitutes in the scene.
00:59:07.853 --> 00:59:09.679
Yeah, so it's like an actual thing.
00:59:09.679 --> 00:59:13.599
Just a little bit of facts there Interesting.
00:59:13.599 --> 00:59:14.362
Yeah.
00:59:14.362 --> 00:59:16.637
So she shows up to Bill's house.
00:59:16.637 --> 00:59:24.155
It's like I guess it's kind of like a gated community Cause there's like a valet and stuff and all that, and he goes in.
00:59:24.155 --> 00:59:29.072
She's walking through the house very carefully a gun in hand and she goes to shoot Bill.
00:59:29.072 --> 00:59:30.253
A gun in hand and she goes to shoot Bill.
00:59:30.253 --> 00:59:39.065
But it's shocked to tears when Bill and their small daughter, bebe, alive, both play, shoot at her with toy guns.
00:59:39.065 --> 00:59:58.215
She shoots her own daughter in the face and then, like I love this whole beginning because Uma Thurman is just crushing it she's alive, she's in such shock and she's so sad and like, by the time like happy and then like she shoots him.
00:59:58.215 --> 01:00:02.291
It's like Bill's like hey, mommy you got shot.
01:00:02.432 --> 01:00:03.375
You're supposed to die.
01:00:03.775 --> 01:00:21.659
And then I love her little like so good she's such a good actress man Like watching these two movies made me like damn, I gotta watch some uma thurman movies now, yeah, she's so good and it was just like a really sweet moment yeah, and it also makes you piss the fuck off at bill.
01:00:21.659 --> 01:00:27.079
I was like it's time to kill bill yeah, I've been edgelording us for so long.
01:00:27.099 --> 01:00:31.731
Yeah, well it's just like you know, because you've been having fun throughout this whole movie.
01:00:31.731 --> 01:00:43.914
And then like at the end of volume one, we know that the daughter's still alive, but then, seeing this, and then like him using the daughter as a kind of a shield, yeah, as a way of being like, well, maybe we can work this out.
01:00:43.914 --> 01:00:51.887
And it's like, hey, fucker you tried to kill me four years ago and then stole the baby out of my stomach and didn't tell me.
01:00:51.929 --> 01:00:57.070
Yeah it's like it is kind of nice that it gives her like a chance to be a mom for yeah, for a second.
01:00:57.130 --> 01:01:06.559
You get to see her for a second, yeah um, it's like, oh, we get to see if, because you know, at this point you're like all right, they're probably gonna end up killing each other at this point.
01:01:06.559 --> 01:01:14.635
But now it's like, well, she has to survive, she has to yeah, and this, this little four-year-old girl can't sleep through anything.
01:01:14.675 --> 01:01:17.612
Yeah, yeah, because there's like gunshots and she doesn't wake up.
01:01:17.612 --> 01:01:20.679
It's a cool ass gun, super cute kid, though yeah.
01:01:20.679 --> 01:01:23.373
Yeah, there's one part which I guess we'll get to it.
01:01:23.373 --> 01:01:26.907
So they go and they make bb a sandwich, like I love it.
01:01:26.907 --> 01:01:33.402
They like prolong this whole conversation just so that you know the beats are hitting, like whenever he's like cutting the sandwich and stuff.
01:01:33.849 --> 01:01:36.980
This conversation has to last as long as he's cutting the sandwich.
01:01:36.980 --> 01:01:49.583
It's just something that I just feel like we should think about when we watch movies, like wow, they had to time this all out perfectly with making a sandwich, because you know you'll notice like they're messing up cutting it.
01:01:49.583 --> 01:01:51.474
They're having every edit.
01:01:51.474 --> 01:01:54.101
You know, I don't know, I think it's cool, it is cool Whatever.
01:01:54.101 --> 01:02:00.021
And then they start discussing the fact that Bibi killed her goldfish Emilio.
01:02:00.021 --> 01:02:05.222
She like just took him out, stepped on him, and I love it.
01:02:05.222 --> 01:02:13.679
There's one part where she says and then she stepped on him, and then she's Bibi's looking at Uma Thurman and she, and then she stepped on him and then she's Bebe's looking at Uma Thurman and she's like yeah, I did that.
01:02:13.699 --> 01:02:14.001
I did that.
01:02:14.001 --> 01:02:14.201
I'm cute.
01:02:14.201 --> 01:02:15.503
Whatever, I'm going to be an assassin.
01:02:15.523 --> 01:02:16.364
Yeah, I put my notch.
01:02:16.364 --> 01:02:21.981
Wow, she's going to grow up to be a serial killer, nah.
01:02:21.981 --> 01:02:24.731
And then he says like isn't that something, the visual?
01:02:24.731 --> 01:02:29.199
Because he says like she knew he died whenever she realized that he wasn't flapping on the ground anymore.
01:02:29.199 --> 01:02:36.159
And he's like isn't that such a great visual image of life and death a fish flapping on the carpet than a fish not flapping on the carpet?
01:02:36.159 --> 01:02:40.018
Um, I don't know, I really.
01:02:40.018 --> 01:02:43.728
I know that all these conversations are long, but I'm always like, fuck yeah.
01:02:44.028 --> 01:02:46.659
Yeah, it is interesting that he's kind of given.
01:02:46.659 --> 01:02:55.237
He's kind of like telling Beatrix, like, what life has been with her daughter.
01:02:55.237 --> 01:02:57.193
Yeah, and this has got to be infuriating.
01:02:57.213 --> 01:03:05.045
Yeah, it's just like bubbling over it almost feels like he's trying to talk her out of killing, yeah, but at the same time I feel like it's just making it worse.
01:03:05.045 --> 01:03:07.257
You know, yeah, I think he's making it worse on purpose.
01:03:07.257 --> 01:03:12.355
And so she gets to spend a good time with her daughter watching a movie, because she goes to lay her down.
01:03:12.355 --> 01:03:14.998
She's like I want to watch this movie with her, Of course she picks the longest movie.
01:03:15.079 --> 01:03:15.940
Yeah possible.
01:03:17.041 --> 01:03:17.943
Apparently they had like a.
01:03:17.943 --> 01:03:38.219
It was supposed to be the Aristocats that they were going to watch but Disney wouldn't let them do it and they're going to watch Samurai Jack, but it was a completely different movie that's actually funny, but movie yeah, in this movie it's kind of like what she's raised on yeah, so, um, eventually bb falls asleep and then the bride goes to speak with bill.
01:03:38.219 --> 01:03:43.054
He suggests that they fight on the beach at sunset like real warriors.
01:03:43.054 --> 01:03:44.880
Oh yeah, that's cool or was it sunrise?
01:03:44.900 --> 01:03:46.005
there's one of them, yeah.
01:03:46.005 --> 01:03:50.746
Well, I think either one would be neat, like the bathed in moonlight, yeah or at the sunrise.
01:03:50.746 --> 01:03:51.771
Yeah, the golden hour.
01:03:52.436 --> 01:03:59.478
so she goes for Bill's sword and he fires a warning shot and pins Beatrix down in her seat, then shoots her with a truth serum.
01:04:00.130 --> 01:04:02.094
She blows up that piece of fruit in front of her.
01:04:02.574 --> 01:04:05.862
Yeah, it's like I'm just, I'm just fucking with you, I ain't gonna kill you like this.
01:04:05.922 --> 01:04:07.123
He's like ah, joke, Gotcha.
01:04:11.717 --> 01:04:15.083
And then like ah, it's like, don't pull it out, or put one in her cheek.
01:04:15.083 --> 01:04:18.757
And then he gives this whole Superman speech.
01:04:18.757 --> 01:04:27.298
I feel like the point is that he says, like Superman saw humans as bumbling idiots, superman is great because he is just that Superman.
01:04:27.480 --> 01:04:36.557
Right, he's saying that she's she's always going to be a killer yeah, but he's wrong, just like how he's wrong about Spider-Man yeah.
01:04:36.557 --> 01:04:37.760
He's wrong about Beatrice yeah.
01:04:38.230 --> 01:04:43.621
Because he says she's a killer and her pretending to be normal won't work because she'll always be a killer.
01:04:43.621 --> 01:04:44.443
Here's the thing.
01:04:44.443 --> 01:04:54.489
So we do have this whole Superman speech and I feel like it doesn't hit as much, because now superheroes are everybody knows superheroes, everybody gets it Back.
01:04:54.489 --> 01:04:55.735
Everybody knows superheroes, everybody gets it back.
01:04:55.735 --> 01:04:57.503
Then it'd probably been like there's gonna be like a nerd in theater.
01:04:57.503 --> 01:04:58.266
Be like fuck, yeah, let's fucking go.
01:04:58.266 --> 01:04:58.889
We're talking about superman.
01:04:59.713 --> 01:05:18.016
There's also one nerd that was sitting there with his arm crossed, going uh-uh yeah but the the only problem with the speech is is that he spends like seven minutes saying it and then his next monologue is essentially him just saying what he was just saying in the superman speech.
01:05:18.016 --> 01:05:33.012
Yes, so it's just like he just keeps layering it, layering it, layering it on, layering it on that it's like you're a killer, you're a killer, you're a killer and it's like, okay, we get it yeah, it was funny, though, uh, beatrix is finally like oh okay, now there's the point.
01:05:33.271 --> 01:05:34.775
yeah, yeah, now I get it.
01:05:34.994 --> 01:05:35.777
You know, you can say that.
01:05:35.777 --> 01:05:45.235
Yeah, you could have just got to the point but it seems like that's what people like about Bill is that he's able to just go on long monologues and like, wow, you're so interesting and knowledgeable, you know.
01:05:46.434 --> 01:05:48.831
But a younger Bea would have fallen for that, yeah.
01:05:49.231 --> 01:05:53.036
So he asked if she, because then now we got the truth serum.
01:05:53.036 --> 01:05:57.039
He asked if he, if she enjoyed killing the other people on her revenge list.
01:05:57.039 --> 01:06:03.786
The truth serum forces her to admit that she did and she's just crushing this whole scene because she's like she's fighting.
01:06:03.806 --> 01:06:04.527
She's fighting it.
01:06:06.090 --> 01:06:10.442
And then she's like trying not to say it and she's just crying and like I did, it was great.
01:06:10.442 --> 01:06:12.237
And then he gets to the question.
01:06:12.237 --> 01:06:17.313
He's the point now and he's asked bill, ask her why she left him.
01:06:17.313 --> 01:06:22.914
And she says because she wanted to keep their child safe, not wanting her to grow up to be an assassin like them.
01:06:22.914 --> 01:06:26.561
And it's just like you had no right to take my child.
01:06:26.561 --> 01:06:28.231
It's like I had every right.
01:06:28.231 --> 01:06:39.686
And then, uh, we get a flashback because he kind of explains that the whole point of when she found out she was getting pregnant, because she felt sick going on this assassination mission, oh yeah.
01:06:39.686 --> 01:06:44.059
And she discovers that she's pregnant with, like you know, a little pregnancy test.
01:06:44.320 --> 01:06:47.436
Yeah, the shotgun lady, yeah, and another assassin comes in.
01:06:47.610 --> 01:06:50.420
Karen Kim shoots a hole in the door with a shotgun.
01:06:50.420 --> 01:06:51.434
Such a Karen move.
01:06:51.434 --> 01:06:51.856
Yeah.
01:06:51.856 --> 01:06:54.961
So Karen the bride pointing her gun at Karen convinces her.
01:06:55.001 --> 01:06:56.068
Yes, thank you, manager.
01:06:57.213 --> 01:06:59.371
So she's able to convince her that she's pregnant.
01:06:59.371 --> 01:07:04.295
It's like, look, we're going to kill each other at this point if we do this.
01:07:04.295 --> 01:07:06.215
I just want you to know I'm pregnant.
01:07:06.215 --> 01:07:07.251
You can go look.
01:07:07.251 --> 01:07:10.192
You can go look at the pregnancy test over there.
01:07:10.192 --> 01:07:10.612
She goes.
01:07:10.652 --> 01:07:15.179
She awkwardly, is like stumbling around the bracket easily to shoot her at any point.
01:07:15.179 --> 01:07:25.300
She picks it up, looks at it, it's like I don't know what this fucking means Goes to the box like, oh so you are pregnant, like she's able to persuade her, to persuade her to walk away.
01:07:25.300 --> 01:07:31.777
And then she walks outside, like the door slowly closes to reveal Karen's face and he's like congratulations.
01:07:31.818 --> 01:07:35.311
And like runs away like I don't know it's so sweet I wonder.
01:07:35.351 --> 01:07:40.474
I want to know how many times it took them to get that shot perfect because that door is perfectly closing.
01:07:40.474 --> 01:07:41.873
I'm like, did they have a string on it?
01:07:41.873 --> 01:07:46.396
Like I just want to know how they did that, because it was amazing, that was cool.
01:07:46.396 --> 01:07:52.478
So, yes, now we're back to the present.
01:07:52.478 --> 01:07:55.759
She tells him she would never expect him to actually kill her.
01:07:57.652 --> 01:08:00.561
Um, I didn't, I didn't think yeah, it's like I didn't think you'd actually do it.
01:08:01.010 --> 01:08:09.501
Bill says he mourned her for three months thinking that she she died on the mission he's like and which is pretty fucking messed up to make me think the love of my life is dead.
01:08:09.501 --> 01:08:11.817
I'm like, oh, bill's got a point here for a little bit.
01:08:11.817 --> 01:08:12.318
It is dead.
01:08:12.318 --> 01:08:15.126
I'm like, oh, bill's got a point here for a little bit.
01:08:15.126 --> 01:08:16.090
It's like, oh yeah, that would really suck.
01:08:16.090 --> 01:08:17.774
Be like oh, the girl I love is dead.
01:08:17.774 --> 01:08:21.734
Turns out, I don't know, she just went off to marry someone else and has my baby.
01:08:21.875 --> 01:08:23.453
Okay, so for a second.
01:08:23.453 --> 01:08:30.282
You're like I get Bill being a little mad here, maybe.
01:08:30.342 --> 01:08:35.719
I'll shoot her, though Maybe he shouldn't have shot her, maybe like file for custody?
01:08:35.819 --> 01:08:46.376
I don't know there's a billion different ways to do it um, but then after the morning he was going to hunt down the killers but instead found her getting married and that she was pregnant.
01:08:46.376 --> 01:08:49.625
He says that he then overreacted.
01:08:49.625 --> 01:08:53.413
Yeah, it's like a big, pretty big fucking overreaction don't you think, bill?
01:08:54.095 --> 01:08:56.899
I don't know he's serious sitting up in a chair like the fuck?
01:08:56.920 --> 01:09:00.150
you say yeah and then he says I'm a killer.
01:09:00.150 --> 01:09:05.152
I'm a killer, a murdering bastard, and there's consequences for breaking the heart of a murdering bastard.
01:09:05.152 --> 01:09:06.935
He's got a point there.
01:09:06.935 --> 01:09:19.277
I mean, it's you know, if there's everybody knows how bad bill is, and it's like, well, you kind of you kind of knew he's going to come after you eventually, right, yeah, I guess.
01:09:19.277 --> 01:09:26.002
And that's why that's when he's like he says Bill says was my reaction really that surprising the bride?
01:09:26.002 --> 01:09:26.884
Yes, it was.
01:09:26.884 --> 01:09:28.613
Could you do what you did?
01:09:28.613 --> 01:09:35.030
Of course you could, but I never thought you would or could do that to me Bill.
01:09:35.030 --> 01:09:36.335
Really, really sorry, kiddo, but you thought wrong.
01:09:36.335 --> 01:09:38.823
It's just like damn.
01:09:38.823 --> 01:09:46.202
So there's like one thing that she thought he would never do, which is kill her, but it's just like did you not see the anime cut scene that?
01:09:46.221 --> 01:09:46.422
we saw.
01:09:47.511 --> 01:09:57.720
Yeah, it's crazy yeah, it's like you know, if you're ever hanging out with a bad guy, don't think that they're gonna not be bad around you just because they're your friends or your lover, right you?
01:09:57.740 --> 01:10:03.600
mess with them they're gonna turn evil yeah, she was young and naive four years ago, I guess.
01:10:03.600 --> 01:10:09.997
Yeah, she, she had a lot of uh of uh growth during her coma period.
01:10:09.997 --> 01:10:10.377
Yeah.
01:10:11.340 --> 01:10:12.400
Her brain really formed there.
01:10:12.400 --> 01:10:21.336
So I assume she's like in her early 20s before the coma and then probably is like a little over late 20s after the coma.
01:10:21.336 --> 01:10:25.836
She then says you and I have unvisionist business.
01:10:25.836 --> 01:10:27.961
That's what she said to O-Ran too.
01:10:27.961 --> 01:10:29.537
Baby, you aren't kidding.
01:10:29.658 --> 01:10:47.841
Yeah, yeah, the only so obviously I think that says that the two people she cared for the most in the deadly vipers assassination gang she says it to oren and that's the most emotional fight she has in that one and then the most emotional fight is in this one with bill.
01:10:47.841 --> 01:10:54.680
So it's like obviously she liked these two people and she didn't want to have to kill them, but they they tried to kill her.
01:10:54.680 --> 01:10:55.001
What?
01:10:55.020 --> 01:10:55.502
are you going to do?
01:10:55.502 --> 01:10:58.166
Revenge, has to be, has to be had, yeah.
01:10:58.166 --> 01:11:00.274
And then the chair fight.
01:11:00.395 --> 01:11:05.115
Yeah, so we're at the climax of a brief skirmish during which both remain seated.
01:11:05.115 --> 01:11:08.511
She strikes him and they like kind of use their swords for a second.
01:11:08.511 --> 01:11:10.198
She kind of knocks him over and she kind of knocks him over.
01:11:10.198 --> 01:11:15.448
She gets back up and then all of a sudden she sees a thing and it's like boop, bop, boop, boop, bop, boop, bop.
01:11:15.448 --> 01:11:22.750
She uses the jack black, comes out and starts scatting.
01:11:22.750 --> 01:11:25.130
How did you know my weakness?
01:11:26.408 --> 01:11:28.689
no, it was badass, though.
01:11:28.689 --> 01:11:33.412
Like after his first swipe, she like falls back and then uses her sword to prop her back up.
01:11:33.412 --> 01:11:35.078
That was so fun, so rad.
01:11:35.831 --> 01:11:38.699
And then she uses the five point palm exploding heart technique.
01:11:38.699 --> 01:11:41.543
Say that five times fast, no, five point palm exploding.
01:11:42.070 --> 01:11:42.975
I can't say it once fast.
01:11:45.570 --> 01:11:49.240
Jack Black get out of here, but it's great.
01:11:49.240 --> 01:11:54.282
And then Bill's like you didn't tell me.
01:11:55.270 --> 01:11:56.675
You didn't tell me, he taught you that.
01:11:56.715 --> 01:11:58.942
It's like oops, that motherfucker.
01:11:58.942 --> 01:12:04.283
And then she tells Bill that she did not mention that Pai Mei taught her the technique because she's a bad person.
01:12:04.283 --> 01:12:08.201
And then Bill's like no, you're an incredibly great person.
01:12:08.511 --> 01:12:10.494
In my mind at this part.
01:12:10.494 --> 01:12:17.417
I thought she said like a girl's got to have her secrets or some shit, but no, she's just like I'm a bad person.
01:12:17.436 --> 01:12:18.520
It's like I'm a bad person.
01:12:18.520 --> 01:12:19.979
No, no.
01:12:19.979 --> 01:12:24.997
I think it's like maybe in the back of her mind she's like I may need this against him one day.
01:12:24.997 --> 01:12:25.893
You never know.
01:12:26.614 --> 01:12:27.318
Diabolical.
01:12:27.871 --> 01:12:28.292
It's just like.
01:12:28.292 --> 01:12:29.356
You know I watch Survivor.
01:12:29.356 --> 01:12:32.154
You know someone always gets immunity idle.
01:12:32.154 --> 01:12:35.520
They tell like 500 people and it's the downfall of them every single time.
01:12:35.520 --> 01:12:37.484
She did perfect, she did great.
01:12:37.484 --> 01:12:39.617
People that go on Survivor watch kill Bill.
01:12:39.850 --> 01:12:44.322
Do you think she knew that he was like?
01:12:44.322 --> 01:12:51.881
Did she know, when she went to Pime, that he had never taught it to anyone?
01:12:51.902 --> 01:12:53.765
Yeah, yeah, because Bill says that to him, he won't teach that to anyone.
01:12:53.765 --> 01:12:55.452
Yeah, yeah, because Bill says that to him, he's like she won't teach that to anyone.
01:12:55.452 --> 01:12:55.511
Yeah.
01:12:55.670 --> 01:13:05.140
So like whenever he does teach it to her, she's like oh, I'm the only other person on the planet that knows this and I think if she told Bill that she learned it, he would just use it against her.
01:13:05.832 --> 01:13:07.096
He'd be like you have to teach me now.
01:13:07.096 --> 01:13:08.951
Yeah, so it works.
01:13:08.951 --> 01:13:12.613
And also, you know, you never know you might have to kill the money, so don't teach him how to do it.
01:13:12.954 --> 01:13:14.655
Yeah, you're always going to have to kill your master.
01:13:14.716 --> 01:13:16.037
Yeah, exactly that's it.
01:13:16.037 --> 01:13:19.560
It's called Kung Fu baby Darth Maul.
01:13:19.560 --> 01:13:26.447
So then they share an affectionate farewell before he goes off and takes five steps and falls down dead.
01:13:26.447 --> 01:13:32.237
You think what if he would have got out the phone and was like call 911?
01:13:32.237 --> 01:13:32.939
It's's like I need a wheelchair.
01:13:32.939 --> 01:13:33.680
I can never step again.
01:13:33.680 --> 01:13:34.884
You will carry me everywhere.
01:13:36.753 --> 01:13:40.971
I was thinking that because like then you know they have their whole speech and he's like how do I look?
01:13:40.971 --> 01:13:43.738
And it's like I'm sorry, I love you and stuff like that.
01:13:43.738 --> 01:13:45.490
And then she's like crying and sad.
01:13:45.490 --> 01:13:47.735
I'm like don't be fucking sad, this guy's a dick dude.
01:13:47.735 --> 01:13:50.189
You finally did it, but always I was just like.
01:13:50.189 --> 01:13:53.457
I was like you know what, go take your daughter, I'm just gonna for a while.
01:13:53.457 --> 01:13:57.184
Also, could you bring me some food and snacks, maybe a couple of different drinks?
01:13:59.095 --> 01:14:02.792
No reason, but you know it's just like.
01:14:02.913 --> 01:14:06.181
But I mean, I guess at that point it's like well, everything I love is dead.
01:14:06.181 --> 01:14:09.114
So I'm never getting this back so I'm going to just go die.
01:14:09.114 --> 01:14:18.262
But I really love him, just like slowly walking with a little bit of swagger, and then it's like, because I counted the steps as he's walking, I was like one, two, three, four, five when he died.
01:14:18.283 --> 01:14:19.550
What about the little half step he took?
01:14:19.550 --> 01:14:21.934
Whatever he was turning around, did that not count?
01:14:22.094 --> 01:14:30.851
it doesn't count it didn't say, turn around half steps until you die so then we cut to the next.
01:14:30.851 --> 01:14:34.822
Well, we see her go to BB and then she walks to her car and then cuts to next morning.
01:14:34.822 --> 01:14:37.534
Cut to BB watching cartoons in the hotel room.
01:14:37.534 --> 01:14:39.599
We see, beatrix, do you remember that cartoon?
01:14:39.599 --> 01:14:40.381
Have you ever seen it?
01:14:40.381 --> 01:14:41.904
I have seen it, yeah, yeah.
01:14:42.170 --> 01:14:43.314
I don't have no idea what it's called.
01:14:43.314 --> 01:14:44.216
I used to have that video.
01:14:44.216 --> 01:14:45.480
Really, that's awesome.
01:14:47.301 --> 01:14:50.622
So then we see Beatrix is laying in the bathroom floor happy crying.
01:14:50.622 --> 01:14:58.985
She's like teddy bear, she's just like saying thank you and stuff she's talking to you, god, I think she's just revenge, the world, the revenge god.
01:14:58.985 --> 01:15:02.747
Just she's just saying, maybe herself, I don't know.
01:15:02.787 --> 01:15:03.488
Let me ask you a question.
01:15:03.488 --> 01:15:07.014
Whenever you talk to yourself, how do you address yourself?
01:15:07.014 --> 01:15:10.161
Do you say jesse, you got this.
01:15:10.161 --> 01:15:12.286
Or do you say hey, you got this?
01:15:12.286 --> 01:15:15.756
Or do you say hey, you got this, or I got this, or we got this?
01:15:15.756 --> 01:15:17.225
I think I do all of it yeah.
01:15:18.289 --> 01:15:22.881
Don't you hate when you find yourself talking to yourself and you're like I'm in public, why am I doing this?
01:15:22.881 --> 01:15:31.413
Or when I'm at work, I'll be thinking and I'll notice I'll be moving my mouth while I'm thinking and I'm like fuck, I look insane.
01:15:31.413 --> 01:15:37.465
Yes, and I know if someone sees you doing it, they're going to be like wow, he's weird, he's talking to himself and I'm like everybody does it.
01:15:37.484 --> 01:15:40.636
That's what I think when I see someone on the phone talking through their earbuds.
01:15:40.636 --> 01:15:42.136
Yeah, that's true.
01:15:42.136 --> 01:15:44.717
Until you realize it, you're like, oh shit.
01:15:44.989 --> 01:15:51.579
I know my mom always talked to herself a lot, and I think that's where I get it, because I do talk to myself a lot, especially when I'm alone.
01:15:51.579 --> 01:15:52.240
Yeah, I do quite a bit.
01:15:52.240 --> 01:15:57.359
There's been times where I was growing up in the living room and I just hear my mom talking and I'm like who are you talking to?
01:15:57.359 --> 01:15:58.141
Are you talking to me?
01:15:58.141 --> 01:16:11.314
She's like no, but then there'll be instances where she is talking to me and I'm just like she's talking to herself, she, but that's where I get my talking to myself from.
01:16:11.895 --> 01:16:13.076
So back to the movie.
01:16:13.076 --> 01:16:17.238
She's finally free of Bill and has the one thing she always wanted BB.
01:16:17.238 --> 01:16:22.359
They just kind of watch some cartoons on the couch or on the bed in a motel.
01:16:22.359 --> 01:16:28.743
Then we cut to black and it says the lioness has rejoined her cub and all is right in the jungle.
01:16:28.743 --> 01:16:29.384
That was weird.
01:16:29.384 --> 01:16:31.224
The end it's from a movie.
01:16:31.224 --> 01:16:34.845
Oh, okay, I think it's just some old samurai movies.
01:16:34.845 --> 01:16:38.108
All right, kind of use a lot of that language.
01:16:38.108 --> 01:16:39.747
It just came out of left field for me.
01:16:39.747 --> 01:16:46.876
Yeah, I'm sure it's some movie that Quentin Tarantino watched that only like three other people have watched.
01:16:46.876 --> 01:16:49.922
It's where he gets most of his stuff from movies at this point.
01:16:54.130 --> 01:16:54.671
And that's volume two.
01:16:54.671 --> 01:16:55.997
Yeah, we're going to move on to our categories.
01:16:55.997 --> 01:16:56.740
Did you watch the ending credits?
01:16:56.740 --> 01:16:56.942
Yes, where?
01:16:56.962 --> 01:16:57.685
they do like all the characters.
01:16:57.685 --> 01:16:58.890
Oh yeah, and you have all that and it's great.
01:16:58.890 --> 01:17:03.833
And then it's just her driving, yeah, and then, if you, there's actually an after credit scene.
01:17:03.833 --> 01:17:05.179
Oh, I didn't say that long.
01:17:05.179 --> 01:17:17.417
Oh, it's just after the almost like behind the scenes of her getting ready to poke out the guy's eye from volume one and it kind of does it and it's just kind of an outtake of her doing it.
01:17:18.453 --> 01:17:19.216
Like a blooper reel.
01:17:19.235 --> 01:17:20.631
Yeah, and it's like in black and white.
01:17:20.851 --> 01:17:23.076
It's pretty funny, it's fine, it's off his nose.
01:17:23.076 --> 01:17:25.319
Yeah, got it.
01:17:25.500 --> 01:17:26.161
It's mine now.
01:17:27.944 --> 01:17:28.645
Smell you later.
01:17:31.511 --> 01:17:34.801
All right, we're going to hit up our two categories and land this damn plane baby.
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So the first category the good, the bad, the ugly, the fine.
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The good is something we liked about the film, the bad something we didn't like.
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The ugly something that didn't age well.
01:17:43.716 --> 01:17:47.791
Fine, something that did age well, what do you got For?
01:17:47.850 --> 01:17:51.081
good, I really like the Pai Mei.
01:17:52.150 --> 01:17:53.413
Yeah, it's so fun.
01:17:53.413 --> 01:17:53.996
It was really fun.
01:17:53.996 --> 01:17:54.717
It was so funny.
01:17:54.717 --> 01:17:56.002
The beard yeah, it was a beard.
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Giant eyebrows.
01:17:56.783 --> 01:17:59.733
Yeah, I really liked that part.
01:17:59.733 --> 01:18:05.502
I don't know, yeah, I guess that's yeah.
01:18:05.863 --> 01:18:07.335
I put there's a lot of good stuff too.
01:18:07.335 --> 01:18:10.653
The good, I mean I think the best thing in this whole movie is probably Uma Thurman.
01:18:11.113 --> 01:18:12.155
Yeah, she's great, she just crushes.
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She's so good, her emotional scenes hit.
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And then Daryl Hannah I think she was really fun in this one.
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I think like her acting was kind of worse than the first one, but in this one was way better, even though they filmed all at the same time.
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And then the one shout out to the thing the fight.
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I mean there's really not that many fights, but the trailer fight just rolled.
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Yeah, it was great.
01:18:33.234 --> 01:18:37.097
Having things actually like destroy makes a fight way better.
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Kind of reminds me of since you know there's talk about Superman.
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Did you watch Batman versus Superman?
01:18:43.502 --> 01:18:53.556
No, so I feel like there's a little bit of complaint that they were fighting in a bathroom a lot during it, but because they're just destroying the small bathroom, it looks so rad.
01:18:53.556 --> 01:19:05.515
And then you cut to the other fight scenes and it's always like out on the streets and it's way too big and bombastic, or they're in like a just an empty field and it's like destroy things.
01:19:05.515 --> 01:19:10.954
And I just kind of really like fight scenes like this where it's just in a small space and you're just fighting.
01:19:10.954 --> 01:19:11.515
It's so good.
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And then, obviously, quentin Tarantino is a good director and for the bad, all I had is too much mommy talk towards the end From David Carradine oh man, what do you got?
01:19:28.112 --> 01:19:31.609
I don't know if there's, it's not a lot of bad in that movie Not a lot of bad.
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I thought that maybe some dialogue, some of the dialogue, went too long without making any real points it'd be yeah it'd be cool, we could probably definitely cut like 20 minutes out of this movie if we really wanted to, or just make it leaner that, or just maybe told the story in a slightly different way that got the point across faster.
01:19:50.350 --> 01:19:51.073
Got the point across faster.
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I don't know.
01:19:51.333 --> 01:19:52.076
It's funny.
01:19:52.076 --> 01:19:54.421
I feel like that should be something that I'm usually saying in a movie.
01:19:54.421 --> 01:19:56.275
I guess it's just whenever.
01:19:56.275 --> 01:19:59.913
You know, I enjoy Quentin Tarantino's dialogue, so it's all.
01:19:59.913 --> 01:20:01.338
I don't know.
01:20:01.338 --> 01:20:02.676
Fun for me to listen to, I guess.
01:20:03.551 --> 01:20:06.720
Yeah, I just found myself getting bored at some points, Gotcha yeah.
01:20:06.739 --> 01:20:07.100
I understand.
01:20:07.100 --> 01:20:12.619
I think that's kind of the critique of this movie for a lot of people a lot slower than I really loved the first one.
01:20:12.619 --> 01:20:13.662
They're like, oh, this other one.
01:20:13.662 --> 01:20:17.529
They're like it's like one fight and then it's just talking the rest of it.
01:20:17.569 --> 01:20:33.341
I'm like, yeah, that's like all his movies, that's, that's kind of what made me think that they ran out of shit to talk about well, if you think, I mean think back to pulp fiction there's not much happens this is a bunch of small conversations and then they'll be like one thing happens which just leads to five more conversations.
01:20:34.483 --> 01:20:37.429
That's how he got famous was just being really good at dialogue and stuff.
01:20:37.429 --> 01:20:39.435
Okay, that's how he wins his first oscars and things like that.
01:20:39.475 --> 01:20:40.779
Maybe that's what I don't know.
01:20:40.779 --> 01:20:42.533
I just didn't think the dialogue was that great.
01:20:42.632 --> 01:20:45.621
Yeah, at the end I can understand too much superman talk.
01:20:45.621 --> 01:20:45.902
I get it.
01:20:45.902 --> 01:20:49.001
It's supposed to be this, this cumulant to a superman talk.
01:20:49.442 --> 01:21:05.479
It's supposed to be like this accumulation, like you got into the final boss battle, yeah, and you're just like uh, yeah, come on it's like man, you really blew your load on the first movie, but I think there was there was.
01:21:06.402 --> 01:21:07.345
There was no fight.
01:21:07.385 --> 01:21:18.079
That was going to be better than the crazy 88 so well, but I mean you, yeah, I mean that's it could have been the emotional, but you feel like for a bot, for like the final kill?
01:21:18.079 --> 01:21:21.853
Yeah, I just thought maybe it was gonna be more intense yeah, no, I get that.
01:21:21.993 --> 01:21:26.390
I don't know, because a part of me even though I do love how it ends also has been like man.
01:21:26.390 --> 01:21:29.159
It really cool to get that, that, don't that?
01:21:29.381 --> 01:21:36.936
uh, sun, sunset, fight, you know, during golden hour like some coolass music and some beats and them fucking slashing each other.
01:21:36.970 --> 01:21:38.474
Or is it just going ham over there?
01:21:38.474 --> 01:21:41.823
All right, bring the motherfucking rock.
01:21:41.823 --> 01:21:43.916
So what do you got for?
01:21:43.956 --> 01:21:44.578
the ugly.
01:21:44.578 --> 01:21:50.619
There's nothing really that ugly about it, except for Pai Mei was a little bit racist against Japanese people, hello, racist.
01:21:50.859 --> 01:21:51.802
Sexist, definitely.
01:21:51.802 --> 01:21:56.954
That was definitely one of mine also.
01:21:57.055 --> 01:22:08.301
I put you know, obviously, harvey weinstein, I'm gonna say every time he produced a movie that we watch and then even reading the little fact earlier about him not giving the video to uma thermos so that she can be like, hey, these people fucked me.
01:22:08.301 --> 01:22:08.881
I'm suing them.
01:22:08.881 --> 01:22:19.090
Um, and I will say, you know, it ages poorly because we're all so tired of hearing people talk about superheroes and they're using flip phones.
01:22:19.090 --> 01:22:26.237
So I did put the Superman speech because it's like it had been cool then, but now it's just like okay, we know who he is.
01:22:26.237 --> 01:22:33.511
Right, it's like when I watched the movie Glass oh, yeah, yeah, samuel L Jackson, and it's M.
01:22:33.751 --> 01:22:36.317
Night, that's Samuel, yeah, yeah, and it's M Night.
01:22:36.317 --> 01:22:40.997
And there's like this whole conversation about comic books and it's like we know.
01:22:40.997 --> 01:22:54.462
It's like if you made this back when you made Unbreakable, it'd be like, yeah, not a lot of people read comic books it's not like in pop culture as much, but in that one it's like you just spent 10 minutes of your movie explaining superheroes and comic books.
01:22:54.462 --> 01:22:55.516
It's like we know.
01:22:55.516 --> 01:23:04.452
So when it gets to this, it's like, yeah, we know who Superman is, even though so yeah, I watched Glass, but I don't remember anything about it.
01:23:04.832 --> 01:23:06.395
Yeah, it's bad, but I also kind of like it.
01:23:06.515 --> 01:23:09.521
So I don't know, it's horrible and I love it.
01:23:14.434 --> 01:23:16.965
Just waiting for the twist at the end to be cool.
01:23:16.965 --> 01:23:17.386
It wasn't, it wasn't.
01:23:17.386 --> 01:23:17.768
I don't remember.
01:23:17.828 --> 01:23:21.217
It wasn't, it wasn't too great of an ending of that movie.
01:23:21.217 --> 01:23:24.636
But then, but also, I kind of think about it and I'm like I want to rewatch it.
01:23:24.636 --> 01:23:28.118
So I don't, I don't know, I'm not, it's just got control over my brain sometimes.
01:23:34.414 --> 01:23:35.515
Yeah, I didn't finish it.
01:23:35.515 --> 01:23:37.978
I barely started it because I kind of want to watch it now.
01:23:38.279 --> 01:23:39.979
Yeah, I haven't watched it.
01:23:39.979 --> 01:23:40.520
It's fun.
01:23:40.520 --> 01:23:44.645
I'm not sure if it's supposed to be scary or a comedy, but it's funny.
01:23:45.045 --> 01:23:47.167
Yeah, the way they were talking about it seemed kind of funny.
01:23:49.970 --> 01:23:51.212
Well, it's just like what are we doing here?
01:23:51.212 --> 01:23:52.235
Josh Hartnett's great in it, though.
01:23:52.235 --> 01:23:54.501
I love him, yeah, so the Fine, what did you think?
01:23:54.501 --> 01:23:55.283
Aged well?
01:23:56.090 --> 01:24:01.719
I mean, I think these movies together, kind of Kill Bill 1 and 2, I think they aged well.
01:24:02.021 --> 01:24:02.222
Yeah.
01:24:02.283 --> 01:24:04.314
I mean we're watching them, now we're talking about them.
01:24:04.375 --> 01:24:04.978
That's what I was saying.
01:24:04.978 --> 01:24:07.551
I said like it's a pretty damn good sequel.
01:24:07.551 --> 01:24:11.654
I personally think so and I just think like the movie it's always considered.
01:24:11.654 --> 01:24:17.121
Like you know, when people talk about Kill Bill, they always say, yeah, volume one's good, volume two's not as good.
01:24:17.121 --> 01:24:20.203
But then it's like I watched it and I was like man, I still really enjoyed volume two.
01:24:20.283 --> 01:24:26.993
So I guess technically the movie Together they make a really great afternoon.
01:24:27.014 --> 01:24:36.755
It would be fun to like re-edit the movie like ourselves, like just like download movies and then just kind of re-edit them into the order that you want to make maybe the pacing a little better.
01:24:36.755 --> 01:24:43.275
That would be fun because I mean the timeline's all over the place in the movie anyways, we're just constantly cutting back to different things.
01:24:43.275 --> 01:24:50.777
I'd like wonder if it'd be like better if we cut it differently but I mean not saying it's bad but I don't know.
01:24:51.457 --> 01:24:54.184
So we're going to hit our next category, double feature.
01:24:54.184 --> 01:24:58.981
It's where we recommend a movie that goes along with Kill Bill volume two.
01:24:58.981 --> 01:25:01.318
So I picked a movie.
01:25:01.318 --> 01:25:06.108
I remember randomly getting this one movie from Hastings back in the day it was used.
01:25:06.108 --> 01:25:06.729
Oh good old Hastings.
01:25:06.729 --> 01:25:18.255
And I was like oh man, this movie has Michael Fassbender, ewan McGregor and Channing Tatum, michael Douglas, antonio Banderas.
01:25:18.695 --> 01:25:21.501
Dang, and it's like the sexiest movie ever made.
01:25:21.501 --> 01:25:22.023
What is this?
01:25:22.323 --> 01:25:39.163
Yeah, and also Gina Carlo, whatever ever have Carano, whatever her name is, she's was a UFC fighter, she she got canceled for I guess being a Republican I don't remember what her thing is, but it's and it's directed by Steven Soderbergh, who did oceans 11 and stuff like this.
01:25:39.163 --> 01:25:45.608
Oh yeah, and it's essentially a black ops super soldier seeks payback after she is betrayed and set up during a mission.
01:25:45.608 --> 01:25:51.832
So the fights in this like the it's not like edited to death.
01:25:51.832 --> 01:25:53.054
It's so it's not like edited to death.
01:25:53.054 --> 01:25:55.756
So it's very like wide shots and you see all the action and stuff happening.
01:25:55.756 --> 01:25:58.118
That's cool and I love the action.
01:25:58.118 --> 01:26:03.484
It's slow, it's a Steven Soderbergh movie, so that's just the way his movies are.
01:26:03.484 --> 01:26:06.645
But I don't know, I love the fight scenes in it.
01:26:06.645 --> 01:26:07.367
It's so good.
01:26:07.367 --> 01:26:10.493
So if you haven't seen Haywire, check it out.
01:26:10.493 --> 01:26:17.497
It's just about a woman going around fighting all these hunky men and it rules well, I guess, if you wanted to watch another sequel, that was pretty good.
01:26:17.557 --> 01:26:20.335
Rush hour 2, I thought, was pretty good yeah, rush hour movies.
01:26:20.454 --> 01:26:21.438
Yeah, the first two rush hours.
01:26:21.537 --> 01:26:26.257
Rule third one I don't think it's not as good third one, but I love those movies.
01:26:26.297 --> 01:26:28.724
Those movies are so funny, or bad boys too.
01:26:28.724 --> 01:26:29.331
That was all right.
01:26:29.331 --> 01:26:31.536
I need to re-watch the bad boys movies.
01:26:31.536 --> 01:26:32.979
They're not like in my lexicon.
01:26:32.979 --> 01:26:40.261
I need to check them out, though, and that concludes our conversation on volume two Kill Bill, baby.
01:26:40.261 --> 01:26:47.119
We did our first movies of Quentin Tarantino, so we're in that sequel mode, baby.
01:26:47.119 --> 01:26:50.239
So I think we should do another part two.
01:26:50.239 --> 01:27:00.658
And it's a holiday season, and last year during December we did gremlins one yeah, so this year we're doing the crazier and wackier.
01:27:00.979 --> 01:27:05.331
It's even possible, gremlins two I'm excited I haven't seen it yet?
01:27:05.490 --> 01:27:09.198
get ready for gremlins that are made out of electricity.
01:27:09.198 --> 01:27:11.323
Spider gremlins, um gremlins.
01:27:11.323 --> 01:27:16.676
Gremlins that change their sexuality and hunt after us.
01:27:16.676 --> 01:27:22.238
Trans gremlins, yeah it's a transhuman and it's wild Hulk Hogan's in it.
01:27:22.238 --> 01:27:28.377
Oh wow, it's Hulk Hogan in the 80s and 90s.
01:27:28.417 --> 01:27:33.110
He has to it's on max, so you can watch it on max today.
01:27:33.110 --> 01:27:34.095
So make sure you check us out for gremlins 2.
01:27:34.095 --> 01:27:35.462
It's wacky, it's on max, so you can watch it on max today.
01:27:35.462 --> 01:27:36.989
So make sure you check us out for gremlins 2.
01:27:36.989 --> 01:27:40.576
It's wacky, it's fun and it's time for december.
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Baby.
01:27:40.936 --> 01:27:43.140
Wow, this year went by fast.
01:27:43.140 --> 01:27:45.810
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