Ep. 6 - Every Monday Night Raw is Another Story

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Do you smell what the rock is cooking?
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Treehill Wrestling Federation podcast brother episode 6 every Monday night raw is another story here we are once again amazingly enough we have not been cancelled off all the streaming services like Spotify and
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Amazon music I heart radio.
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Deezer.
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Nuts, Stitcher, all that fun stuff.
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I want to thank everybody once again for listening.
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Got some listens, got some plays, got some downloads, got a lot of good comments, got a bunch of people want to be guests on the show already.
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I don't know why the fuck they want to put up with our bullshit.
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They were saying that before we even launched the first episode.
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So really appreciate the support out there.
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Just just love the fans love the peeps and love people giving us comments about it good or bad.
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Don't don't care.
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Just love it.
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Just love.
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Just love.
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Don't hate.
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Just love for all of you guys.
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We're just having a lot of fun here on the Treehill Wrestling Federation podcast and you can find us on Instagram and tick tock at treehill wf dot podcast.
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Wow.
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I've got it down now.
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So good.
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We're six episodes in now so I should have this shit down by now.
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So the other day we were thinking how many people actually made a Treehill podcast.
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Oh, hold on brother.
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Yep.
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So there's so many wrestling podcasts out there.
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There's a lot of good ones.
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There's a lot of bad ones.
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Well, I don't listen to the wrestling podcast.
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I do.
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I really don't give a fuck.
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Wow.
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There's tons of wrestling podcasts out there.
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Some good, some great, some terrible, some middling.
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There's just basically anything that you would want an attitude era, new generation era, hulkamania one, a backstage look at things, any wrestler, all wrestlers, everybody.
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They just do podcasts about wrestling.
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Every Joe Blow does a fucking wrestling podcast.
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So obviously we want to change it up because there's way too many of those.
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Looking back, seeing how many One Tree Hill podcasts there are, there's probably like a dozen out there that people who actually made One Tree Hill podcast.
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So we were going through one night and listening to some of these podcasts.
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Okay.
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I'm going to say like, to be fair, we do have the Drama Queens OTH podcast.
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That's from the three main girls from the show, Hillary Burton.
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Bethany Joy Lenz.
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And Sophia Bush.
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Excellent podcast, might I say.
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Amazing.
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So we were kind of curious.
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We were like, okay, well what else is there?
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Because you never know.
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Like, are we the only ones?
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I wasn't sure.
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So we did our due diligence and realized that before releasing one episode of the Tree Hill Wrestling Federation podcast, we realized that we're the best fucking One Tree Hill podcast on streaming services besides Drama Queens.
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There is only a handful of them and all of them, 99% of them are fucking terrible, terrible mics.
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They either quit after a few episodes or like, you know, when you're listening to a podcast and you can tell someone backed away from their mic, but they're still talking.
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Backed away.
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It sounds like they filmed it inside a fucking cardboard box in a gymnasium.
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Why the fuck do people put out Tree Hill podcasts?
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Because anybody who does it, besides us and the fucking actresses from the show, are terrible at it.
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They have terrible mics.
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They just don't know what they're doing.
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They have a terrible idea for the show.
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They have terrible voices.
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What have you?
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Either way, if you want to get divorced, start a One Tree Hill podcast.
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But here's the thing.
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Yes, we are starting a One Tree Hill podcast, but it's amalgamated with wrestling.
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So our relationship.
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And we're not officially married.
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Our relationship is stronger than ever.
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Our bond.
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There's a way to get out, not as legally.
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Our bond is like the mega powers, brother.
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Can you feel it?
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Can you feel it?
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Can you feel the power?
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The power of the fucking warriors.
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He's weird, guys.
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Either way, there's about a dozen One Tree Hill podcasts out there and none of them are worth listening.
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Not trying to toot our own horns, but hard no on those other ones.
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Not naming names, but yeah, it's rough out there.
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So we're changing that.
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We're making sure that us and the Drama Queens are actually putting out some decent content and a good One Tree Hill podcast.
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And what makes it good is wrestling.
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The nice thing about Drama Queens, and this is something I love, is because it's the actresses from the show, they are getting guests that are also on the show.
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And they can also offer insight.
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Yeah.
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Like they have behind the scenes, like what it was like filming.
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And, you know, they go into some of the dramas as well with the sexual assault allegations.
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Well, kind of.
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They're trying to take back the show as their own after having such terrible things kind of happen and come out.
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So.
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But there's all these delusions of grandeur of, you know, I love my wife.
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And I'm going to start 187 episodes.
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Okay, someone was starting a podcast with their significant other.
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They didn't even live in the same state.
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Not in the same country, I don't think.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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But they were like, quite a ways away from each other.
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We're going to do this whole show, 187 episodes.
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They made it to 10?
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Something like that.
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They got divorced and quit.
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I mean, we don't know the story behind it, maybe they were just like, yeah, no, we're done.
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Either way, we have made that bond that we are going to see it through, through 187 episodes.
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We live together, so.
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There's just no getting around it.
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So either way, we're in it to win it.
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So here we are.
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We are at the December 9th episode, 1996 of Monday Night Raw.
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And it is the go home show for In Your House.
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It's time.
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Why do I put up with him?
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I don't know.
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Do you know what a go home show is?
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Go the fuck home, bitch.
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Do you know what?
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I don't know.
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I don't fucking care.
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It's wrestling.
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I don't give a fuck.
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You're going to give a fuck by the end of this podcast.
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A go home show is the final show before a pay per view.
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So they get their final promotion in.
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They get all the stars.
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They're going to be on the pay per view.
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Their last bit of screen time before they have their big matches.
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You have to pay 30 fucking dollars for it.
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The next episode, I have to watch fucking pay per view again.
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Two hour pay per view, brother.
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Enjoy.
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Enjoy.
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Two hours of one tree hill for you, bitch.
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Nice try.
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That's not the format.
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That's not how this works.
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Not fair.
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Not fair.
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Another cold open for Monday Night Raw.
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I hate that shit.
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I think by this time though, I think they've almost done away with the theme song.
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They're just like, you know what?
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This is old.
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We've had this since the beginning in 1993.
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We're just going to say, hey, fuck it.
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We're just going to go straight into it.
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Fuck it.
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I don't like that.
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Whatever.
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It's a little jarring.
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Yeah, it starts, but whatever.
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You're in it.
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It's there.
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Let's go.
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First guy coming out.
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It's fucking Psycho Sid World.
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Ramen noodle mullet can't spell worth shit, Sid.
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Yeah, that's the thing.
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I understand the alliteration, like psycho Sid, like S sounding.
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So they spell it S-Y-C-H-O, Sid.
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I saw it on a sign.
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Someone was holding up a sign and I was like, who fucking made that sign?
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They can't spell worth shit.
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And Sean starts laughing at me and I'm like, fuck off.
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No, literally.
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Someone needs to go to school.
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And he's like, well, they call it Psycho Sid.
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Vince McMahon, who needs to go to school, brother?
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I'm like, fuck no, this isn't right.
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Yeah, no, Vince is all about the alliteration.
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So let's spell psycho with an S. Psycho Sid versus Hunter Hearst Helmsley, the Greenwich
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Snob, the Blue Blood, the Intercontinental Champion, the Disney Prince against the World
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Champion.
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Which by the way, he has terrible fucking acting skills.
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Yeah, you made note of that.
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You made note of that.
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So when Trips was coming down to the ring, he got, I wouldn't say blindsided, but Sid
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came out of the ring while he was making his entrance and he kind of went right after him
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before the match even started.
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Took him down, threw him in the ring.
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Okay, but then Triple H was just like, he's been beaten up technically already.
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Yeah.
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So then he starts taking off his suit jacket and his shirt.
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And then he dramatically throws himself into the corner of the ring and acts like he was
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thrown there.
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Like there wasn't any taking off of clothes or anything.
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It was just like, damn, you need to go to acting school, bro.
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Well, it's wrestlers.
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I mean, they're never the greatest actors anyways, but there comes times when they are.
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But yes, if I was ever in a fist fight after I got dumbed a few times, I probably wouldn't
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be like gracefully taking off my clothes before I throw myself into a corner.
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So yeah, and he acts, he acted like being thrown.
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He was thrown into the corner by psycho said he wasn't thrown and he's acting like he got
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like fucking knocked out by it.
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Like he's selling the beat down.
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Okay, but he's selling it terribly.
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I am not buying.
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This is early Triple H.
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He's not even Triple H yet.
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He's only Hunter Hearst Hounsley at this point.
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Okay.
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Well, he's a little pussy Disney Prince.
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He needs to fucking get it together and act proper.
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He acts proper.
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He's a fucking Greenwich Blue Blood.
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He acts more proper than anybody in the company.
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He curtsies when he comes to the ring.
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So he's quite proper.
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If I may say so.
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He needs to act proper when it comes to like, you know.
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And why are you the authority on acting proper in a wrestling ring?
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You never step foot in a 20 by 20 squared circle, dude.
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No, why would I?
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And you never will.
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It gets announced by Jim Ross, Jerry the King Lawler, and Vince McMahon,
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who are at ringside for this match.
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They announced that Shawn Michaels is going to be at ringside for the Pay-Per-View match this Sunday
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between Brett and Sid.
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So Shawn Michaels is going to be right there getting a first-hand look at his competition
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for his big San Antonio Alamo Dome in front of 93,000 fans, dude.
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Oh, God.
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He's jumped from 72 to 93 this time.
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So he'll be at ringside for that main event match at the Pay-Per-View.
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And then we go to the finish.
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It's kind of a nothing match, but Sid hits Hunter with his Chokeslam,
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which sets up the power bomb, or as you like to call it, the magical dick suck maneuver.
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I didn't call it that exactly, but you know, whatever.
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You shade every single spot that involves a man putting his face anywhere near the
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crotchal region of another man.
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Oh, yeah, they love that shit.
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It's a very important spot, the power bomb.
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But he doesn't pin him.
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The power ball.
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The power bomb.
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He doesn't pin him, though.
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Triple H takes a powder.
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He rolls to the outside.
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Because he's a pussy.
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And he walks away.
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And I don't even remember hearing a count from the ref, but we all know how great referees are.
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Because they're fucking bullshit.
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And we hear a count, and all of a sudden we hear the bell, and he's counted out, and the match is over.
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It's a fucking stupid finish.
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I understand they don't want Hunter to get pinned because he's the Intercontinental Champion.
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But at the same point, it's like, you couldn't let your world champion pin your Intercontinental Champion after hitting his finish?
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Like, it just didn't make any fucking sense.
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But whatever.
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Thanks, Vince.
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Damn it.
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Next up, second match, we have...
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Chicken McNugget Glitter Juiced Up.
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Wow.
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And his Chicken McNugget sauce.
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A little glittery.
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It's very glittery.
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Very glittery.
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So Gold Dust being like, you know, Gold Dust.
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He likes to have gold glitter come down.
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He's a fucking Chicken McNugget.
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I don't understand why you call him a Chicken McNugget.
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Have you ever got Chicken McNuggets?
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They're golden.
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They're not as golden as Gold Dust.
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He's way more gold than a Chicken McNugget.
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But when he comes out, I'm like, ah, it's a Chicken McNugget. Cool.
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Well, Glitter Juiced Up McNuggets, Gold Dust against Bart Gun.
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And who is Bart Gun?
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He's Scissor Bitch's Scissor Brother.
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He's Scissor Brother.
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Scissor Brother.
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Scissor me, Brother Ass.
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Oh, man.
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Why is there so many of them?
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There's lots.
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Anyways, yes, it's Gold Dust against Bart Gun in a match.
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A match?
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Just a match.
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It's just a match.
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It's a one on one.
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He was trying to figure out what it was, but.
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It's just a match.
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It's a one on one.
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One fall to a finish.
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No one gives a shit.
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It's Scissor Brother and it's Glitter Juice.
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There's fucking glitter all over the place.
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Not just that.
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Did you like how Gold Dust started the match by throwing glitter in Bart Gun's face?
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Isn't that a disqualification?
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Oh, Lord.
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Shouldn't be that.
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Isn't that a foreign object?
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That should be a disqualification in my book.
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But whatever.
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Do you get PTSD from glitter?
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Maybe.
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Maybe.
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But JR has one of the lines in the night and says, you can't trust a Texan, King.
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Can't trust people from Texas, apparently.
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Apparently.
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So he gets the glitter juice in the face, Bart Gun.
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And then JR with another banger.
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After he throws the glitter juice in his face, JR quips, Bart has seen more spots than Cruella De Vil.
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Do you understand that joke?
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Cruella De Vil.
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Yeah, no, I know.
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Lots of spots.
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Yeah.
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So Bart's seeing more spots.
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Okay.
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After getting glitter juice thrown in his face.
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I know, it's a little over your head.
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It's okay.
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And then he also calls.
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A little over my head.
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And he also calls Marlena's cigar, Seaguar.
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Oh my God.
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Because I'm from Oklahoma, King.
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I mean, honestly, some of these matches, they're so bad.
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So you kind of have to just enjoy and be entertained by the commentary because it's more entertaining than the actual match.
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Half the time I can't even hear the commentary properly.
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I just have to turn it up then.
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No, you don't.
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Yeah, we do.
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Especially when Paul Bear is on the screen.
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Oh, no, no, we can mute that shit.
327
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So right in the middle of this match, we get a daddy ass promo.
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And he once again is watching a TV in the backstage, watching his brother wrestle.
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And then he cuts.
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Apparently they hate each other.
331
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They do now because they were tag team champs multiple times.
332
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What's with brothers hating each other in this entire podcast?
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It's not only wrestling brothers that hate each other.
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Brett Nolan, Barton, Billy, Nathan and Lucas.
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Also Nathan and Lucas and Dan and Keith.
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Told you, sibling rivalry.
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It's such a thing.
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Wow.
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And yeah, see how many comparisons, contrasts, amalgamations there are between One Tree Hill.
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That fucking word again.
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And wrestling.
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We should probably do an over under count of how many times I'm going to say that word on the podcast.
343
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But yeah, shiny ass Bart.
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Oh my God.
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He's looking like gold dust.
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He's got glitter juice all over his back and gold dust.
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His finishes the curtain call kind of a reverse, not quite a DDT, but it's kind of a reverse suplex slash DDT where he has him in a reverse DDT position, picks him up and drops him down.
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But he doesn't win with his finish.
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He wins with a fucking chop block.
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What the fuck is that?
351
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So when the guy has his back turn, the other guy goes and just like kind of clotheslines the back of his leg like close to his ankle.
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It's called a chop block.
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Also happens in football where you kind of just like hit a guy in the back of the leg.
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You can't do it in football, but you can do it in wrestling.
355
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And Gold Dust won this fucking match with it.
356
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Literally chop blocked a guy for the one, two, three.
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So show us how bad Bart is.
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And I understand Billy's plight of his brother that he lost by a fucking chop block.
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So Billy has every fucking reason to not like his brother for losing in that fashion.
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Then he comes out, cuts another promo and ring.
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I think he kind of got his point across earlier in the match.
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Yeah, we got it.
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Yeah, we get it.
364
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We get it, daddy ass.
365
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Okay. Your brother sucks.
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So now he's on a singles run.
367
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That's probably not going to last very long.
368
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That's okay. Then we get a backstage promo with Justin Hawk, Bradshaw and Uncle Zeb.
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Fucking Carrie Bradshaw.
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Uncle Zeb spent 11 months in Vietnam.
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So, you know, he's pretty tough, apparently.
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Apparently.
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And they're threatening Double J, Jesse James, as you like to call him.
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Brookback Mountain.
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They're threatening him with the branding iron, brother.
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The branding iron right on the booty.
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It's going to burn.
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It's going to hurt so bad.
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It's literally fucking ink.
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Yeah, the ink could sting, though.
381
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You never know.
382
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Clearly not, because if it did actually sting, even like a little bit, they'd be like in pain.
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They'd react.
384
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No one's fucking reacting to this shit.
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If someone was like, you know, if they at least made it, I don't know, make it look like there's like
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red around where the ink branding is.
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Maybe get like red ink.
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Red ink around it.
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Act like it actually hurts.
390
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Like make it believable.
391
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They branded two guys.
392
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If they're going to do it, make it fucking believable.
393
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They do it in Yellowstone.
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They can figure it the fuck out.
395
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This is 1996.
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This is way before CGI and fucking Yellowstone.
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They need to figure it the fuck out.
398
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I'm done.
399
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I'm done with this shit.
400
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The branding.
401
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But before we get the next branding, we got a quick little Karate Fighters promo for the big
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Karate Fighters final.
403
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Although I did have Samurai Ninja and I had Tiger Ninja Karate Fighters.
404
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I did not have Stonehead.
405
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Which Sky Dancers did you have?
406
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I don't even know the names of them.
407
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That's unfortunate.
408
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You know what we should do is on the Instagram page, just post pictures of like, I can probably find a picture.
409
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Karate Fighters and Sky Dancers.
410
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One picture of Sky Dancers and one picture of Karate Fighters.
411
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I think I saved one.
412
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And then we need to fight between a Sky Dancer and a Karate Fighter and see who fucking wins.
413
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Sky Dancer all the way.
414
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Yeah, I mean they could fly around the room, right?
415
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But no Sky Dancers in this next match because it's a handicap match between Uncle Zeb and Justin Hawk Brachaw against...
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Terry Brachaw against...
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Double J Jesse James.
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Brokeback Mountain.
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Handicap match.
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We also keep getting the promo for the big street fight.
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The no holds barred match between Undertaker and Mankind later tonight.
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Over and over and over again.
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They really want to put over that.
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Yes, Undertaker, Mankind, no holds barred.
425
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But they keep saying it's the first time that they're having a no holds barred match.
426
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And yes, that's true.
427
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But no holds barred means anything goes.
428
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No disqualification.
429
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Their boiler room brawl was no disqualification.
430
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Their buried alive match was no disqualification.
431
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They've already had two no DQ matches, but now it's no holds barred.
432
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So it's new.
433
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No holds barred.
434
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No holds barred is actually...
435
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Wrestling is so original.
436
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It is.
437
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And no holds barred is also a great Hulk Hogan movie.
438
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What?
439
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We'll have to watch it and review it one day.
440
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That is one later on in the podcast.
441
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We'll have to watch no holds barred.
442
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Believe me, a lot of people are going to appreciate that one.
443
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We don't need to do that.
444
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No.
445
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Then you'll have to watch Cinderella story.
446
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Sure.
447
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I don't care.
448
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Chad Michael Murray.
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Chad Michael Murray.
450
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I'm totally okay with that.
451
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That's fine.
452
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So I would like to get back to the match, but honestly, it's not that great of a match anyways.
453
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It was terrible.
454
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I mean, all these guys suck.
455
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This is before any of them had any kind of star power.
456
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It's a terrible handicap match, especially because Zeba Kai is in it.
457
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I mean, he's not even a wrestler at this point, but we do get a double J roll up and we get a what?
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A doctor fucking bitch distraction.
459
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The doctor will see you now.
460
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But to no avail because Zeb and Bradshaw, they do the hilarious spot of, you know, where they hug the guy's arms and then he's going to hit them with the branding iron.
461
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He moves out of the way at the last second and then he has his own partner with the branding iron.
462
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It doesn't even fucking sell it either.
463
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Again, doesn't even sell it.
464
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At least act like you're in fucking pain.
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But they don't.
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And then double J, he gets the win off the accidental branding shot.
467
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And then post-match Bradshaw, he's done with that.
468
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He's like, you fuck this up.
469
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You hit me with the branding iron.
470
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So now he's going to give him a clothesline.
471
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Pre-hell.
472
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Okay.
473
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So the question I have as well is why the fuck?
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Okay.
475
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With wrestling.
476
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Everything is like meant to happen that way.
477
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It's predetermined.
478
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Yes.
479
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But you think that maybe one day instead of repeating the same storyline, like he accidentally hits his partner or brands him or wherever the fuck happens.
480
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And instead of them getting pissed off at each other and that's now a pissing match.
481
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Yeah.
482
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They'd be like, oh, sorry, bro.
483
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That fucking sucked.
484
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Yeah, it's okay, bro.
485
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Where's the drama in that though?
486
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That would be really cute.
487
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You know what?
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They have done that though.
489
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That happens.
490
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That I've seen.
491
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How much wrestling have you watched?
492
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Six episodes.
493
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Six episodes.
494
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I have 30 plus years under my belt.
495
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So I've seen a few wrestling matches over the years and I know full well that yeah, maybe partners accidentally hit each other, but they don't always turn on each other because of that.
496
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Eventually they'll probably turn on each other, but not at that moment every single time.
497
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Because it's like, you know, if I accidentally hurt my friend, like went to go and kick something, a ball and accidentally kicked my friend.
498
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Okay.
499
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And she got pissed off at me, but I'd be like, fuck man.
500
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Yeah.
501
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But you wouldn't have a six month program about your rivalry together and have a hell in a cell match because of it.
502
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But we're not in wrestling.
503
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These guys.
504
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Thank fucking God we're not in wrestling.
505
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These guys are.
506
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:30,000
So we go to Jim Ross and he's going to interview Brett the Hitman Hart before his big pay-per-view match with Sid at In Your House It's Time.
507
00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:33,000
I don't understand Brett's thinking here.
508
00:24:33,000 --> 00:24:35,000
Brett's a very psychological guy.
509
00:24:35,000 --> 00:24:37,000
He's quite smart.
510
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:42,000
He knows how to wrestle a match his way to his advantage and he knows how to get the job done.
511
00:24:42,000 --> 00:24:43,000
He's a multiple time world champ.
512
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:46,000
He's the three time world champion at this point.
513
00:24:46,000 --> 00:24:52,000
But JR asked him what this match is going to be like and Brett literally says it's not going to be a tech.
514
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:55,000
It's not going to be a technical match.
515
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,000
It's not going to be a technical match.
516
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,000
Why not?
517
00:24:57,000 --> 00:25:00,000
You're literally the excellence of execution.
518
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:02,000
You're the greatest technical wrestler ever.
519
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,000
Why wouldn't you make Sid wrestle your match?
520
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:07,000
Why would you want to street fight this guy?
521
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,000
How does that make sense?
522
00:25:08,000 --> 00:25:09,000
I don't know.
523
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:10,000
Whatever.
524
00:25:10,000 --> 00:25:12,000
It's kind of like, I don't know.
525
00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Maybe he's thinking that he won't win as like a technical.
526
00:25:18,000 --> 00:25:21,000
That's the best way for him to win.
527
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:22,000
I know.
528
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,000
But maybe, I don't know.
529
00:25:23,000 --> 00:25:26,000
Because if he's going to street fight a 6'10 guy, he's probably not going to win.
530
00:25:26,000 --> 00:25:30,000
But if he takes it to the ground and technically wrestles him, he's probably going to win.
531
00:25:30,000 --> 00:25:31,000
So why wouldn't he?
532
00:25:31,000 --> 00:25:33,000
I don't understand his thinking here.
533
00:25:33,000 --> 00:25:34,000
It's not very Canadian of him.
534
00:25:34,000 --> 00:25:35,000
It's not very smart.
535
00:25:35,000 --> 00:25:39,000
No, that's not very Canadian of him.
536
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:43,000
Either way, his horrible psychology aside.
537
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,000
I mean, he is from Alberta.
538
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:48,000
Oh, you're calling out Alberta people now?
539
00:25:48,000 --> 00:25:49,000
Oh boy.
540
00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:53,000
Now all the listens from Alberta is going to go shooting down, brother.
541
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:55,000
Just because you shaded people from Calgary.
542
00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:57,000
How dare you?
543
00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:03,000
Well, don't shade people from Death Valley because this next match involves mankind in
544
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:11,000
The Undertaker and we get the mankind promo before the match where he's in Dubai in a
545
00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:12,000
desert.
546
00:26:12,000 --> 00:26:13,000
That was so stupid.
547
00:26:13,000 --> 00:26:16,000
I want to go home, Uncle Paul.
548
00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:19,000
I want to go home.
549
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:24,000
And he's like playing with sand in his hair and I don't even know why they're in Dubai
550
00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:29,000
or if they're actually in Dubai or if they just found like a weird kind of desert or
551
00:26:29,000 --> 00:26:30,000
beach or something to do this in.
552
00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:31,000
I don't know.
553
00:26:31,000 --> 00:26:36,000
I don't know why they did this, but any time that mankind is on the screen, I'm like, no,
554
00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:37,000
thanks.
555
00:26:37,000 --> 00:26:38,000
Time to check out.
556
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:43,000
And before we have the match, it's not too bad, but we get another one of these fucking
557
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:49,000
Royal Rumble promos with these two loser guys who are apparently shacked up in the Alamon
558
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:54,000
dome in front of 99,000 fans and they got there six, seven weeks early and now they
559
00:26:54,000 --> 00:26:58,000
somehow made their way into the locker room because they paid for these tickets and then
560
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:03,000
they're early, but somehow they have access to the locker room at the Alamon dome.
561
00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:09,000
And the one guy turns to the camera and he's like, bad things, man.
562
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:11,000
Yeah, that was weird.
563
00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:12,000
So fucking dumb.
564
00:27:12,000 --> 00:27:17,000
This is your promotional campaign for your biggest Royal Rumble yet.
565
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:18,000
Okay, cool.
566
00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:20,000
But it is brought to us by Starburst.
567
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:23,000
What's your favorite flavor of Starburst?
568
00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,000
I don't know.
569
00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000
Probably strawberry.
570
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000
Strawberry?
571
00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000
Yeah.
572
00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:29,000
Orange.
573
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,000
Orange for the win, always.
574
00:27:31,000 --> 00:27:33,000
You're obsessed with orange, bro.
575
00:27:33,000 --> 00:27:35,000
Fucking love orange and I have orange shoes too.
576
00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000
Orange is the greatest.
577
00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000
Our kitchen is orange.
578
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:42,000
That was my mom's decision, not mine.
579
00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000
That is a great decision.
580
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,000
Our house is just autumn colors.
581
00:27:45,000 --> 00:27:51,000
Like, the entire rest of the house is yellow and green.
582
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:55,000
So, all about the fall colors in here.
583
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:56,000
That's right.
584
00:27:56,000 --> 00:28:02,000
As this match is beginning, JR makes the statement about mankind.
585
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:07,000
Mankind rather fight a man than make love to a woman.
586
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:09,000
Oh my God, that was hilarious.
587
00:28:09,000 --> 00:28:11,000
That was hilarious.
588
00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,000
What?
589
00:28:12,000 --> 00:28:14,000
Like, what was the point of it?
590
00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:18,000
I mean, I guess he's trying to make the point that he wants to be in a wrestling match.
591
00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000
He wants to fight people.
592
00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:28,000
He wants to fight people so bad that he'd rather do it more than making love to his lovely wife Colette that he has a few kids with.
593
00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:29,000
Oh.
594
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:30,000
Yeah.
595
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:31,000
That's surprising.
596
00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:36,000
You only know Mick Foley as mankind the character.
597
00:28:36,000 --> 00:28:38,000
You don't know him as the man Mick Foley.
598
00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000
No.
599
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:46,000
You know Dan Scott as the character Dan Scott, but you don't know Paul Johansson as the guy.
600
00:28:46,000 --> 00:28:47,000
No.
601
00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:48,000
You know?
602
00:28:48,000 --> 00:28:49,000
It's just the same thing.
603
00:28:49,000 --> 00:28:50,000
It's just the same.
604
00:28:50,000 --> 00:28:51,000
They're actors.
605
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,000
They play parts.
606
00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:53,000
They're real people.
607
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,000
They just have on screen personas.
608
00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:56,000
It's just weird to me.
609
00:28:56,000 --> 00:28:57,000
How is it?
610
00:28:57,000 --> 00:28:58,000
It's not any different.
611
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,000
It's just weird to picture.
612
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:08,000
Like, you know how someone acts something so good that no matter who they are as an actual
613
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:11,000
person, you think of them in that role.
614
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:17,000
Like, I think of Paul as Dan Scott all the time.
615
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000
And he's actually not like that.
616
00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:20,720
He's actually a sweet person.
617
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:26,400
Same with an actor from season four that's going to come up.
618
00:29:26,400 --> 00:29:32,640
You think of him as one way, but then they just did an interview for the Drama Queens
619
00:29:32,640 --> 00:29:38,360
podcast, an interview with him, and he is such a sweet guy.
620
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:44,160
And it's just like all I'm picturing in my head is the part he was playing.
621
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:45,520
Because that's all you've been shown.
622
00:29:45,520 --> 00:29:47,520
And that's the same with Mick Foley, too.
623
00:29:47,520 --> 00:29:51,320
All you've seen of this guy is mankind, this deranged lunatic.
624
00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:55,800
But yet he has a life and kids and he's a real guy and he's done comedy tours where
625
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:58,800
I've met him and he is an amazing dude.
626
00:29:58,800 --> 00:30:01,520
Is he as ugly as people keep saying?
627
00:30:01,520 --> 00:30:04,840
No, like he's just he's not a bad looking dude.
628
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:05,840
He's not the greatest looking.
629
00:30:05,840 --> 00:30:06,840
Show me your picture.
630
00:30:06,840 --> 00:30:07,840
Okay, one sec.
631
00:30:07,840 --> 00:30:09,840
Okay, here you go.
632
00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:14,120
Oh, yeah, he should keep the mask on.
633
00:30:14,120 --> 00:30:16,240
Oh, yeah.
634
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:17,240
Me.
635
00:30:17,240 --> 00:30:26,160
So either way, he does have a mask on in this match and he'd rather buy a man than make
636
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:30,800
love to you like the one where he called it an old fashioned slobberknocker.
637
00:30:30,800 --> 00:30:33,600
Oh my God, that was disgusting.
638
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:36,280
Get used to that brother.
639
00:30:36,280 --> 00:30:37,600
Oh my God.
640
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:42,600
J.R. you got J.R.'s lines and there's so many of them, but that's one of the biggest ones.
641
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:45,160
This is gonna be a slobberknocker, King.
642
00:30:45,160 --> 00:30:48,660
That is not what I think of.
643
00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:53,200
And it wasn't really much of a slobberknocker because Undertaker almost squashed Mick in
644
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:54,200
this match.
645
00:30:54,200 --> 00:30:57,720
He was all over him and he was doing that psychology big going after the mandible claw
646
00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:59,720
so he can't put it on him in the match.
647
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:04,280
And he's actually again wrestling a very smart match.
648
00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,920
And yeah, it was looking like a squash match.
649
00:31:06,920 --> 00:31:13,640
And here comes down the aisle the big run in from the Executioner.
650
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:14,640
Your favorite.
651
00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:15,640
Oh, sorry.
652
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:16,640
I forgot.
653
00:31:16,640 --> 00:31:17,640
Paul Beers on the outside.
654
00:31:17,640 --> 00:31:23,680
He needs to just shut the fuck up.
655
00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:28,880
Can someone duct tape that man's mouth shut please?
656
00:31:28,880 --> 00:31:34,600
Even after the run in from the Executioner, Mankind has a funny little spot.
657
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:39,000
Back when he was in WCW, his finish was he would jump off the apron to the outside with
658
00:31:39,000 --> 00:31:40,120
an elbow drop.
659
00:31:40,120 --> 00:31:45,360
So he did this to the Undertaker, but he put the Undertaker's foot on a padded chair and
660
00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:50,200
jumps off and does the elbow drop and you can hear the pop.
661
00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:52,740
You can hear the pop in the leg.
662
00:31:52,740 --> 00:31:58,400
So apparently Undertaker's legs all fucked up after getting hit with a padded chair.
663
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:59,400
Hear that pop?
664
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:06,160
And I'm thinking that Karate Fighters drove a dump truck full of money up to Vince McMahon's
665
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,600
house and said, here you go.
666
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:09,600
Get our shit in.
667
00:32:09,600 --> 00:32:15,360
Get our fucking Karate Fighters brumholed every single time you can right in the middle
668
00:32:15,360 --> 00:32:17,540
of a Mankind Undertaker match.
669
00:32:17,540 --> 00:32:20,560
So now he's got the mandible claw on Undertaker.
670
00:32:20,560 --> 00:32:22,360
He's got him down.
671
00:32:22,360 --> 00:32:23,880
Undertaker comes back up.
672
00:32:23,880 --> 00:32:25,320
He wins with the...
673
00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:28,680
Maybe I should watch more wrestling while I'm high.
674
00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:30,880
Oh, it's a good time when you're big, girl.
675
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:31,880
Because maybe I'd like...
676
00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:32,880
A good time.
677
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,520
...enjoy it more.
678
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:40,960
Because I get to this point and I'm just like, I'm bored.
679
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:44,600
When we're watching it, I check out a little bit.
680
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:47,680
Some of the Raws, they don't have the greatest guys on it for sure.
681
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:48,680
They're boring.
682
00:32:48,680 --> 00:32:50,560
But we're getting there.
683
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:54,440
Believe me, 96 is not a great year for WWF, but we get into 97 and it starts to get a
684
00:32:54,440 --> 00:32:56,440
lot better.
685
00:32:56,440 --> 00:33:02,120
And especially around 97, 98 is probably the two greatest years for wrestling in my opinion.
686
00:33:02,120 --> 00:33:06,480
For just the ridiculousness that happens and how much good stuff there is too.
687
00:33:06,480 --> 00:33:07,840
We'll get there.
688
00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:08,840
We're building.
689
00:33:08,840 --> 00:33:09,840
We're getting there.
690
00:33:09,840 --> 00:33:11,040
Same with One Tree Hill.
691
00:33:11,040 --> 00:33:12,040
We're building.
692
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:14,280
It's good, but it's gonna get better.
693
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:15,360
There's gonna be more stuff.
694
00:33:15,360 --> 00:33:16,360
It's building.
695
00:33:16,360 --> 00:33:19,460
It's all about the character development at start.
696
00:33:19,460 --> 00:33:20,720
You don't know these guys yet.
697
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,360
You're gonna know these guys.
698
00:33:22,360 --> 00:33:24,120
Same with the One Tree Hill characters.
699
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:29,800
I know them, but I don't know them very well and they will develop in front of our eyes.
700
00:33:29,800 --> 00:33:31,800
Undertaker wins with the Tombstone.
701
00:33:31,800 --> 00:33:37,040
Executioner's in with the thumb to the carotid artery, brother, and puts him down and we
702
00:33:37,040 --> 00:33:38,320
fade to black.
703
00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:42,440
And now we set up in your house.
704
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:43,680
It's time.
705
00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:48,040
Three predictions I need from you for this pay-per-view.
706
00:33:48,040 --> 00:33:49,520
Three matches that we know of.
707
00:33:49,520 --> 00:33:53,640
We know of a few more, but there's three matches in this pay-per-view.
708
00:33:53,640 --> 00:33:57,840
And I need your prediction of who's gonna win first being the Undertaker versus the
709
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:01,200
Executioner in an Armageddon Rules match.
710
00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:02,680
What is an Armageddon Rules match?
711
00:34:02,680 --> 00:34:03,680
Nobody fucking knows.
712
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:08,100
It's probably another no-holds-barred, no-disqualification match, but for some stupid reason they're
713
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:12,520
calling it an Armageddon Rules match, whatever the fuck that is.
714
00:34:12,520 --> 00:34:13,520
Who wins?
715
00:34:13,520 --> 00:34:14,520
The Undertaker or the Executioner?
716
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:15,520
Undertaker.
717
00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:16,520
That's a pretty good guess.
718
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:19,120
Because the Undertaker doesn't lose very often.
719
00:34:19,120 --> 00:34:20,120
He does.
720
00:34:20,120 --> 00:34:21,120
He doesn't.
721
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,920
But for the most part, Undertaker stomps his opponent.
722
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:26,120
I just like that he's not annoying.
723
00:34:26,120 --> 00:34:27,120
Everyone else is.
724
00:34:27,120 --> 00:34:30,680
Undertaker's great, man.
725
00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:37,360
We have an Intercontinental Championship match between Hunterhurst, Helmsley, and Wildman.
726
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:38,360
Mark Marrow.
727
00:34:38,360 --> 00:34:40,400
I don't like either of them, but...
728
00:34:40,400 --> 00:34:41,880
But who do you think is gonna win that match?
729
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:42,880
Disney Prince.
730
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:44,680
I think Disney Prince is gonna win that one.
731
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,040
Triple H, okay.
732
00:34:47,040 --> 00:34:55,600
And the big main event, Bret the Hitman Heart, challenging Psycho Cid for the WWF.
733
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:59,760
How to fucking spell, bitches!
734
00:34:59,760 --> 00:35:01,080
Wow.
735
00:35:01,080 --> 00:35:05,560
Bret the Hitman Heart, the excellence of execution, the best there is, the best there was, and
736
00:35:05,560 --> 00:35:08,620
the best there ever will be against Psycho Cid.
737
00:35:08,620 --> 00:35:11,200
Who wins this match for the World Wrestling Federation title?
738
00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:16,840
Well, I feel like if Bret is gonna throw out his whole game plan...
739
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:20,840
And his normal way of doing it, why would he win?
740
00:35:20,840 --> 00:35:21,840
Exactly.
741
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:27,440
And it feels like they're building to a big rematch between Cid and Shawn Michaels in
742
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,680
front of 103,000 people at the Alamo Dome.
743
00:35:30,680 --> 00:35:32,000
Yeah, definitely.
744
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:40,360
So we'll see, because on the next episode we will be reviewing In Your House, It's Time.
745
00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:42,400
You know what it's time for.
746
00:35:42,400 --> 00:35:43,400
One Dream!
747
00:35:43,400 --> 00:35:44,400
One Dream!
748
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,400
I love this episode.
749
00:35:45,400 --> 00:35:47,240
What a great segue.
750
00:35:47,240 --> 00:35:48,600
It's perfect.
751
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:52,680
Okay, this episode was amazing.
752
00:35:52,680 --> 00:35:59,640
Now, I have to say, now I know you're gonna give me the star rating at the end of the
753
00:35:59,640 --> 00:36:02,400
episode, so I'll have to rate how I feel.
754
00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:04,800
And I'm gonna have to do the same thing about wrestling.
755
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:06,560
Yeah, for sure.
756
00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:10,240
But my god, this episode was a fucking banger!
757
00:36:10,240 --> 00:36:13,120
I couldn't believe how good it was!
758
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:16,800
I usually don't have high hopes for a lot of these episodes, but this one fucking blew
759
00:36:16,800 --> 00:36:17,800
me away.
760
00:36:17,800 --> 00:36:18,800
It was so fun!
761
00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:19,800
No joke.
762
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:20,800
It was a fun episode.
763
00:36:20,800 --> 00:36:24,920
But it reminded me of wrestling because of the twists, the turns, the drama, all the
764
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:25,920
shit that happened.
765
00:36:25,920 --> 00:36:28,760
Of course it reminded him of wrestling.
766
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:30,440
Amalgamation, brother.
767
00:36:30,440 --> 00:36:33,720
Episode 6, Every Night is Another Story.
768
00:36:33,720 --> 00:36:35,520
Every Monday night is another story.
769
00:36:35,520 --> 00:36:38,760
October 27th, 2003.
770
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,000
We start with...
771
00:36:41,000 --> 00:36:47,960
Peyton is driving in a blue punch buggy, by the way.
772
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:48,960
Whose car is it?
773
00:36:48,960 --> 00:36:50,960
Blue punch buggy, no take backs.
774
00:36:50,960 --> 00:36:55,120
And Hailey's in the car, which they've never all hung out together.
775
00:36:55,120 --> 00:37:00,360
And then Brooke is covering her ears because the music is being blasting.
776
00:37:00,360 --> 00:37:02,360
And she's lying down in the back seat.
777
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:03,360
It's kind of weird.
778
00:37:03,360 --> 00:37:05,240
What the hell is going on?
779
00:37:05,240 --> 00:37:12,960
And then it cuts to, they pull up and there's Nathan and Lucas.
780
00:37:12,960 --> 00:37:15,160
They're in a car.
781
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,480
And then they're like bail because the car is not going anywhere.
782
00:37:18,480 --> 00:37:20,880
It's stuck in the mud.
783
00:37:20,880 --> 00:37:24,640
The girls pull up and they see Nathan and Lucas hanging out together.
784
00:37:24,640 --> 00:37:27,760
And they're like, what the fuck?
785
00:37:27,760 --> 00:37:29,520
So we get dropped in this episode.
786
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:30,520
Yeah.
787
00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:31,760
We have no idea what's going on.
788
00:37:31,760 --> 00:37:32,760
All these things are happening.
789
00:37:32,760 --> 00:37:34,200
I have no fucking clue what's going on.
790
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:36,120
Why is Hailey with the girls?
791
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:37,760
Did they steal another fucking bus?
792
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:41,560
Are we going to have our second Grand Theft Auto fucking bus episode?
793
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:44,600
Well technically they tried to do some Grand Theft Auto.
794
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,960
So we're going to get Grand Theft Auto.
795
00:37:47,960 --> 00:37:48,960
It's interesting.
796
00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:49,960
Yeah.
797
00:37:49,960 --> 00:37:50,960
It's weird.
798
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:57,680
And then we get the black screen with the white lettering 12 hours earlier.
799
00:37:57,680 --> 00:37:58,680
Goes back to the school.
800
00:37:58,680 --> 00:37:59,680
Yeah.
801
00:37:59,680 --> 00:38:02,720
So now we're going to get the explanation of what happened.
802
00:38:02,720 --> 00:38:06,400
So Nathan asks Hailey to go to the Ravens away game.
803
00:38:06,400 --> 00:38:10,680
This is the first away game that they're having for the season.
804
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:12,600
She's like, oh yeah, I might go.
805
00:38:12,600 --> 00:38:16,080
And ends up going.
806
00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:23,800
Brooke goes into Peyton's room and they're talking about the game and it's going to be
807
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:24,800
so much fun.
808
00:38:24,800 --> 00:38:29,320
And they're going to drive together.
809
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:31,400
Anyways they're going to drive together.
810
00:38:31,400 --> 00:38:33,760
It's fun.
811
00:38:33,760 --> 00:38:39,520
Peyton goes up to Lucas before they're all leaving for this big game and she's made him
812
00:38:39,520 --> 00:38:42,760
a mix CD as a thank you.
813
00:38:42,760 --> 00:38:47,240
Remember back in the day when we all made mix CDs for each other?
814
00:38:47,240 --> 00:38:48,240
All about the mix.
815
00:38:48,240 --> 00:38:52,440
You're like trying to end to somebody and you're like, hey, here's a CD of 17 songs
816
00:38:52,440 --> 00:38:53,440
that I put together.
817
00:38:53,440 --> 00:38:54,440
I made you a mix.
818
00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,080
I hope you like it.
819
00:38:56,080 --> 00:38:59,440
Name five songs that would be on your mix CD for me.
820
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:00,440
Go.
821
00:39:00,440 --> 00:39:02,800
It's tough.
822
00:39:02,800 --> 00:39:07,440
I would go probably taste of ink by the used.
823
00:39:07,440 --> 00:39:10,000
Six by all that remains.
824
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:13,600
There's no I in team from taking back Sunday.
825
00:39:13,600 --> 00:39:14,600
Seven minutes in heaven.
826
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,600
That's a follow up boy.
827
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:20,280
And fuck you by the used because you know, fuck you.
828
00:39:20,280 --> 00:39:21,280
Fuck you.
829
00:39:21,280 --> 00:39:22,280
Fuck you.
830
00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:23,280
Yeah, I like that song.
831
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:24,280
It's a great song.
832
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:25,280
Good choices.
833
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,280
That's pretty good.
834
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:30,080
If I got a mix CD of those five songs, I'd be pretty stoked on it.
835
00:39:30,080 --> 00:39:32,480
So you'd be like, wow, this girl's emo shit.
836
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:34,040
She's email shit.
837
00:39:34,040 --> 00:39:36,040
And you were super you said emu.
838
00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:38,440
I said emo, whatever.
839
00:39:38,440 --> 00:39:41,240
Whatever is it emo.
840
00:39:41,240 --> 00:39:43,400
But you were very emo back in high school.
841
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:47,120
And that's when we were doing the whole mix CD thing back in the day.
842
00:39:47,120 --> 00:39:49,720
So this is definitely the songs.
843
00:39:49,720 --> 00:39:50,720
Mix tapes.
844
00:39:50,720 --> 00:39:53,560
Yeah, mix tapes, mix CDs are great times.
845
00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:54,840
Okay.
846
00:39:54,840 --> 00:39:57,240
What would you do for me?
847
00:39:57,240 --> 00:40:03,400
Well, first, I'd start off with I am a real American.
848
00:40:03,400 --> 00:40:05,880
I get the Hulk Hogan theme song.
849
00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:08,440
He's doing all wrestling themes.
850
00:40:08,440 --> 00:40:10,160
I would do fucker.
851
00:40:10,160 --> 00:40:14,200
I mean, Stone Cold Steve Austin isn't in this episode of Monday Night Raw.
852
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,960
Of course, I would say glass shatter Stone Cold Steve Austin.
853
00:40:17,960 --> 00:40:19,480
Oh, God.
854
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:26,960
I would get million dollar man Ted DiBiase theme song.
855
00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:32,360
I would get the bank, the bank bank bank bank bank bank bank.
856
00:40:32,360 --> 00:40:34,360
I would get NWO's theme song in there.
857
00:40:34,360 --> 00:40:36,280
So Hulk Hogan twice.
858
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,360
And then of course, I'm just a sexy boy.
859
00:40:39,360 --> 00:40:40,360
Sexy boy.
860
00:40:40,360 --> 00:40:41,360
Oh, God.
861
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:44,280
I get Shawn Michaels theme song in there as well.
862
00:40:44,280 --> 00:40:49,960
In all honesty, as much as I would like to do a mix CD with all wrestling theme songs,
863
00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:53,840
I would put and this is my for realsies one.
864
00:40:53,840 --> 00:40:54,840
For realsies.
865
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:55,840
For realsies.
866
00:40:55,840 --> 00:40:57,920
This is mine that I would make for you.
867
00:40:57,920 --> 00:41:02,360
I would put Nabalovascaras in Plague Flowers, the kaleidoscope.
868
00:41:02,360 --> 00:41:03,560
Oh, man.
869
00:41:03,560 --> 00:41:04,560
I love that.
870
00:41:04,560 --> 00:41:06,120
Put that on there.
871
00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:10,600
I would put Iron Maiden's The Wicker Man.
872
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:14,160
That's like one of our first few dates.
873
00:41:14,160 --> 00:41:17,920
I would put I love Metallica, so I have to put a Metallica song on there.
874
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:21,880
So I put sad but true on there for you.
875
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:24,320
First song you learned on drums fully.
876
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:25,320
Exactly.
877
00:41:25,320 --> 00:41:27,680
I need to get some funk in there.
878
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:32,560
So I definitely put Jerry Was a Race Car Driver by Primus in there because they're just the
879
00:41:32,560 --> 00:41:33,560
best.
880
00:41:33,560 --> 00:41:38,680
And to get the death metal flowing along with Neo, I would get Cattle Decapitations, a living
881
00:41:38,680 --> 00:41:41,920
breathing piece of defecating meat in there as well.
882
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:42,920
Ew.
883
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:45,160
So that's my mix for you.
884
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:50,600
No, it's not the wrestling one as much as I like it to be.
885
00:41:50,600 --> 00:41:56,160
So you know that Peyton's mix for Lucas is probably going to be a lot like your mix for
886
00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,160
me.
887
00:41:57,160 --> 00:41:58,640
It's going to be a lot of emo shit on there.
888
00:41:58,640 --> 00:41:59,640
Lots of emo.
889
00:41:59,640 --> 00:42:01,680
She's got a really good taste in music, so I'll give her that.
890
00:42:01,680 --> 00:42:03,740
But you know, I get it.
891
00:42:03,740 --> 00:42:07,920
She was going through a tough time in the last episode, so she wanted to thank him.
892
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:08,920
He was there for her.
893
00:42:08,920 --> 00:42:09,920
It was great.
894
00:42:09,920 --> 00:42:14,280
I love how, okay, they're going to Pickerington.
895
00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,560
Pickerington.
896
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:19,080
And the team name is, we don't know, but-
897
00:42:19,080 --> 00:42:20,680
It's the Pickerington Pirates.
898
00:42:20,680 --> 00:42:22,520
Oh, okay, it's the Pirates.
899
00:42:22,520 --> 00:42:28,120
The Pickerington Hicks, as Nathan so affectionately refers to them as.
900
00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:31,240
Does that mean that Henry and Phineas O'Godwin is going to be on the team?
901
00:42:31,240 --> 00:42:32,240
Oh, God.
902
00:42:32,240 --> 00:42:33,240
And Pickerington there?
903
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:36,240
He couldn't wait to say that.
904
00:42:36,240 --> 00:42:41,320
I mean, there's tons of mullets and hicks and southern people and wrestling, so it kind
905
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:45,040
of makes sense that Pickerington would fall into line with that.
906
00:42:45,040 --> 00:42:46,040
I don't know.
907
00:42:46,040 --> 00:42:51,040
But anyways, they have this game, the first away game, and-
908
00:42:51,040 --> 00:42:54,960
Now they're going to have to take a bus to fucking Pickerington, and I hope they don't
909
00:42:54,960 --> 00:42:57,400
steal it like they fucking did last time.
910
00:42:57,400 --> 00:42:59,240
Oh, my gosh.
911
00:42:59,240 --> 00:43:01,680
So we cut to Deb and Dan.
912
00:43:01,680 --> 00:43:02,680
They're at home.
913
00:43:02,680 --> 00:43:03,680
They're packing up.
914
00:43:03,680 --> 00:43:07,680
They're going away for an event of some sort.
915
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:08,680
Just staying in a hotel together.
916
00:43:08,680 --> 00:43:10,240
Staying in a hotel together.
917
00:43:10,240 --> 00:43:14,520
Apparently, the hotel's only 30 minutes away from their house.
918
00:43:14,520 --> 00:43:17,720
So Dan's like, why are we staying in a hotel?
919
00:43:17,720 --> 00:43:19,960
And she's like, because we need an old-fashioned night out.
920
00:43:19,960 --> 00:43:22,440
We need a nice little night out together.
921
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,360
Without basketball for 48 hours.
922
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:28,160
He can't even go 48 minutes without basketball.
923
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:30,320
No, he can't.
924
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:34,160
Dan pisses me off on all kinds of levels.
925
00:43:34,160 --> 00:43:35,760
Yep.
926
00:43:35,760 --> 00:43:40,760
And this episode just makes it even more like, what a dick.
927
00:43:40,760 --> 00:43:41,760
He's a heel.
928
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:42,760
What a dick.
929
00:43:42,760 --> 00:43:43,760
Yeah.
930
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:48,640
So they're going away for the night.
931
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:51,160
Apparently Karen is going to the same event.
932
00:43:51,160 --> 00:43:53,520
Yeah, with Keith.
933
00:43:53,520 --> 00:43:56,600
Lucas and Karen are at the house.
934
00:43:56,600 --> 00:43:58,640
Karen's asking for dress opinions.
935
00:43:58,640 --> 00:44:03,640
I like how Lucas calls it the Justice League dinner.
936
00:44:03,640 --> 00:44:05,800
Yeah, that was funny.
937
00:44:05,800 --> 00:44:08,800
It's a small business league dinner.
938
00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:11,720
So it makes sense that they would all be going together.
939
00:44:11,720 --> 00:44:18,920
Well, Keith and Karen going together because they each have their own small business.
940
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:20,920
And then Dan has a business.
941
00:44:20,920 --> 00:44:25,080
Makes sense that they would all be going.
942
00:44:25,080 --> 00:44:30,880
But that's just a recipe for a whole lot of fucking drama, don't you think?
943
00:44:30,880 --> 00:44:33,460
Yeah, put them all together in one room.
944
00:44:33,460 --> 00:44:35,000
Maybe even at one table.
945
00:44:35,000 --> 00:44:37,000
See the fireworks happen.
946
00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:38,560
Yeah, who knows?
947
00:44:38,560 --> 00:44:42,400
Maybe if they're going by last name for seating arrangement.
948
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:43,400
Yeah.
949
00:44:43,400 --> 00:44:46,560
Because Scott, Scott, Scott, Roe.
950
00:44:46,560 --> 00:44:48,440
Yeah, all together.
951
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:49,440
All together.
952
00:44:49,440 --> 00:44:59,040
Oh, and by the way, Punkin Disorderly walked so OnlyFans can run.
953
00:44:59,040 --> 00:45:03,560
Yeah, Brooke going and flashing her booty on the camera.
954
00:45:03,560 --> 00:45:06,240
She just lifts up her cheerleaders.
955
00:45:06,240 --> 00:45:08,240
Very ahead of its time.
956
00:45:08,240 --> 00:45:09,240
Yeah.
957
00:45:09,240 --> 00:45:14,040
Again, kind of a sign of the times from what it was, but very ahead of the time for where
958
00:45:14,040 --> 00:45:16,840
we're actually going with that kind of stuff.
959
00:45:16,840 --> 00:45:17,840
Yeah.
960
00:45:17,840 --> 00:45:23,880
Next, the team gets on the bus and they want to listen to their own music, I'm sure.
961
00:45:23,880 --> 00:45:28,880
But guess who gets to pick the fucking music on the bus ride over to Pickerington?
962
00:45:28,880 --> 00:45:33,080
Whitey, he holds up a cassette tape.
963
00:45:33,080 --> 00:45:41,040
And I guarantee, I guarantee that he will pick Barry Manilow because he looks like a
964
00:45:41,040 --> 00:45:42,600
Barry Manilow fan.
965
00:45:42,600 --> 00:45:44,480
Probably, who knows?
966
00:45:44,480 --> 00:45:48,000
He puts something on and I don't know what the fuck it is, but it sounds something close
967
00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:49,560
to Barry Manilow.
968
00:45:49,560 --> 00:45:50,560
He doesn't like heavy metal.
969
00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:52,680
Was the song about love or something?
970
00:45:52,680 --> 00:45:53,880
I don't know.
971
00:45:53,880 --> 00:45:55,420
He doesn't like heavy metal.
972
00:45:55,420 --> 00:45:57,400
He doesn't like rock and roll.
973
00:45:57,400 --> 00:45:59,960
All he ever listens to is Barry Manilow.
974
00:45:59,960 --> 00:46:06,640
Did you hear that he said that the theme for the music was defense?
975
00:46:06,640 --> 00:46:07,840
Right.
976
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:09,840
Wow.
977
00:46:09,840 --> 00:46:15,640
And then Lucas just puts the mixed CD from Peyton in his Discman.
978
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,880
In his Discman, which I also had.
979
00:46:17,880 --> 00:46:21,840
I had a Walkman and I had a Walkman that was like a cassette Walkman as well too.
980
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:22,840
I had that too.
981
00:46:22,840 --> 00:46:23,840
I had that.
982
00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:24,840
Mine was green.
983
00:46:24,840 --> 00:46:25,840
It was awesome.
984
00:46:25,840 --> 00:46:28,520
And I had a Discman and an MP3 player.
985
00:46:28,520 --> 00:46:31,040
I had a Sandisk MP3 player.
986
00:46:31,040 --> 00:46:33,760
So I had a black Walkman.
987
00:46:33,760 --> 00:46:36,400
My Discman was, I had two different ones.
988
00:46:36,400 --> 00:46:39,560
I had a silver one, but it was trash.
989
00:46:39,560 --> 00:46:40,560
It skipped all the time.
990
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:48,400
And then I got a blue one, like bright blue, but then it had these yellow clamp handles
991
00:46:48,400 --> 00:46:52,800
that would clamp over on the sides.
992
00:46:52,800 --> 00:46:58,840
I had the green one, the cassette Walkman, a green one with the black clamp handle on
993
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,000
it to keep it in.
994
00:47:00,000 --> 00:47:01,240
And then I had two Discmans.
995
00:47:01,240 --> 00:47:05,560
I had a black Sony one that was older, so it skipped a lot, but then I had a blue and
996
00:47:05,560 --> 00:47:10,360
white Sony that had anti-skip technology on it.
997
00:47:10,360 --> 00:47:12,200
Cutting fucking edge.
998
00:47:12,200 --> 00:47:17,800
My blue one had anti-skip and it still, I managed to get it to skip.
999
00:47:17,800 --> 00:47:18,800
Wow.
1000
00:47:18,800 --> 00:47:19,800
You would.
1001
00:47:19,800 --> 00:47:27,960
So we get to the game and wow, Nathan and Lucas, there's a comment made here.
1002
00:47:27,960 --> 00:47:30,880
Lucas looks at Peyton.
1003
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:38,440
I guess Nathan was playing like shit and he looks at her and he's like, no wonder you
1004
00:47:38,440 --> 00:47:39,440
broke up with him.
1005
00:47:39,440 --> 00:47:43,720
Or I saw Nathan in the shower, no wonder you broke up with him.
1006
00:47:43,720 --> 00:47:45,520
So they start a little shovie match.
1007
00:47:45,520 --> 00:47:50,160
And then it's a full on Donnie broke businesses picking up.
1008
00:47:50,160 --> 00:47:52,280
It's an old school slobber knocker.
1009
00:47:52,280 --> 00:47:53,280
Damn it.
1010
00:47:53,280 --> 00:47:54,280
Oh God.
1011
00:47:54,280 --> 00:47:55,280
Oh my God.
1012
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,280
That sounds disgusting.
1013
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:58,120
I hate that every time I hear it.
1014
00:47:58,120 --> 00:48:03,000
Second fist fight that Lucas and Nathan have had in this series.
1015
00:48:03,000 --> 00:48:10,120
And again, in the series, Lucas with the fucking ground and pound again going for the double
1016
00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:13,040
leg, probably going to put him in the Steiner recliner.
1017
00:48:13,040 --> 00:48:15,040
He's going to get that one, two, three of the tap out.
1018
00:48:15,040 --> 00:48:17,640
It's just a full on Donnie Brooke, man.
1019
00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:18,840
And then a brawl.
1020
00:48:18,840 --> 00:48:19,840
Guess what?
1021
00:48:19,840 --> 00:48:22,200
We actually see a ref do their job.
1022
00:48:22,200 --> 00:48:29,500
One thing that's not throws them out of the game and whitey's like, what the hell?
1023
00:48:29,500 --> 00:48:31,280
They're on the same team.
1024
00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:32,800
But Brooke got knocked out.
1025
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:35,880
Yeah, she, she took a, she took a hit there.
1026
00:48:35,880 --> 00:48:36,880
Yeah.
1027
00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:37,880
She kind of was caught in the middle.
1028
00:48:37,880 --> 00:48:39,400
She is in the middle of everything.
1029
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:42,000
They hurt her leg or ankle or something.
1030
00:48:42,000 --> 00:48:43,880
Who cares?
1031
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:49,960
So it's kind of funny that yeah, whitey's kind of making a stink about how, you know,
1032
00:48:49,960 --> 00:48:54,560
they're getting tossed from the game yet they're on the same team for fighting each other.
1033
00:48:54,560 --> 00:48:55,560
Shit happens.
1034
00:48:55,560 --> 00:48:56,560
What are you going to do?
1035
00:48:56,560 --> 00:49:00,480
So they need the big long bus ride back to think about.
1036
00:49:00,480 --> 00:49:05,520
Well, here's the thing is they're going to have the big long bus ride back.
1037
00:49:05,520 --> 00:49:09,360
But what he's like, well, now you got time to think about what you did.
1038
00:49:09,360 --> 00:49:12,000
And he makes them fucking walk back to tree hill.
1039
00:49:12,000 --> 00:49:13,000
I don't know.
1040
00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,840
I don't know how long it is.
1041
00:49:14,840 --> 00:49:16,880
It is for the distance.
1042
00:49:16,880 --> 00:49:18,600
It's, I don't know.
1043
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:24,880
But honestly, if in today's day and age, anyway, if parents got wind of a basketball coach
1044
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:29,780
making two kids walk like hours from a road game, there'd probably be some lawsuits or
1045
00:49:29,780 --> 00:49:30,780
something going on.
1046
00:49:30,780 --> 00:49:36,720
Oh, I'm just like honestly so surprised that Dan Scott wasn't all up on that shit.
1047
00:49:36,720 --> 00:49:41,080
But the thing was is that we haven't seen the aftermath of it because we've only seen
1048
00:49:41,080 --> 00:49:46,680
what happened during that day since since then we haven't seen what has gone on.
1049
00:49:46,680 --> 00:49:47,680
Yeah.
1050
00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:54,520
Now, Brooke is back at the Pickerington High School and it feels like a Pokemon battle
1051
00:49:54,520 --> 00:49:59,520
here because Brooke uses slut to get what she wants.
1052
00:49:59,520 --> 00:50:02,040
She has a power.
1053
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,000
She has a power up.
1054
00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000
Wow.
1055
00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:14,600
She has slut power. She's in the first aid area and the guy, he's like a student doctor
1056
00:50:14,600 --> 00:50:15,600
or whatever.
1057
00:50:15,600 --> 00:50:23,920
He's trying to help her out and check out her ankle and she's asking for something for
1058
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:29,080
the pain and he's like, here, I'll give you one.
1059
00:50:29,080 --> 00:50:31,840
And she's like, one for tomorrow?
1060
00:50:31,840 --> 00:50:32,840
Please?
1061
00:50:32,840 --> 00:50:33,840
Yeah.
1062
00:50:33,840 --> 00:50:35,120
Totally charming.
1063
00:50:35,120 --> 00:50:37,640
She uses the slut power up.
1064
00:50:37,640 --> 00:50:44,880
And then he's trying to explain to her, take half every 12 hours or something like that.
1065
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:45,880
No, she downs it.
1066
00:50:45,880 --> 00:50:50,000
She pops both of them in her mouth and just swallows it.
1067
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:54,240
So now she's in for a fucking ride and she-
1068
00:50:54,240 --> 00:50:56,080
I wish I was Brooke in this situation.
1069
00:50:56,080 --> 00:50:59,320
She's not friends with Hailey at all.
1070
00:50:59,320 --> 00:51:00,320
No.
1071
00:51:00,320 --> 00:51:04,760
She's friends with Hailey, but she's so fucking out of it that she thinks they're friends
1072
00:51:04,760 --> 00:51:11,120
and she invites them to take the ride back to Tree Hill in the punch buggy.
1073
00:51:11,120 --> 00:51:13,120
In her punch buggy.
1074
00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:14,880
But here's the thing.
1075
00:51:14,880 --> 00:51:18,200
She decides that she doesn't like Hailey's name.
1076
00:51:18,200 --> 00:51:19,880
So she's going to change it.
1077
00:51:19,880 --> 00:51:20,880
What does she change it to?
1078
00:51:20,880 --> 00:51:22,920
She's changing it to Brooke.
1079
00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,880
She's like, I'm going to call you Brooke.
1080
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:26,880
Yeah.
1081
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,680
That was pretty funny.
1082
00:51:29,680 --> 00:51:33,640
I mean, Brooke at the best of times can be a little ditzy, but holy shit.
1083
00:51:33,640 --> 00:51:34,640
Oh, I love her.
1084
00:51:34,640 --> 00:51:35,640
She's great.
1085
00:51:35,640 --> 00:51:38,560
This is the next level right here.
1086
00:51:38,560 --> 00:51:43,120
And Peyton's driving and there's only one rule in the car when Peyton's driving.
1087
00:51:43,120 --> 00:51:45,560
Don't touch the music.
1088
00:51:45,560 --> 00:51:47,200
That's also a rule of my car too.
1089
00:51:47,200 --> 00:51:49,640
If I'm driving, don't touch the fucking music.
1090
00:51:49,640 --> 00:51:50,640
Don't do it.
1091
00:51:50,640 --> 00:51:53,760
Unless I tell you you can, don't touch the fucking stereo.
1092
00:51:53,760 --> 00:51:56,760
I do what I want because you do it to me all the time, bitch.
1093
00:51:56,760 --> 00:51:57,760
That's not your rule.
1094
00:51:57,760 --> 00:51:59,500
That's my rule, brother.
1095
00:51:59,500 --> 00:52:07,360
So now officially Nathan and Lucas are on the long walk home.
1096
00:52:07,360 --> 00:52:08,360
Thanks to Whitey.
1097
00:52:08,360 --> 00:52:09,360
They've been booted.
1098
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:11,780
You got booted off the bus.
1099
00:52:11,780 --> 00:52:12,780
Without their wallets.
1100
00:52:12,780 --> 00:52:13,780
Yeah, they don't have their wallets.
1101
00:52:13,780 --> 00:52:14,780
They don't have their IDs.
1102
00:52:14,780 --> 00:52:15,780
They don't really have anything.
1103
00:52:15,780 --> 00:52:16,780
No phones.
1104
00:52:16,780 --> 00:52:17,780
No phones, no nothing.
1105
00:52:17,780 --> 00:52:21,080
It's just them and they got to work out their fucking issues on the way home.
1106
00:52:21,080 --> 00:52:26,320
So car pulls up just in front of them thinking, hey, you know, maybe it's a ride.
1107
00:52:26,320 --> 00:52:28,720
Well, Lucas is kind of apprehensive.
1108
00:52:28,720 --> 00:52:29,720
He isn't totally.
1109
00:52:29,720 --> 00:52:30,840
It's a great idea.
1110
00:52:30,840 --> 00:52:35,640
And usually when you're walking down a very dark road close to a forest late at fucking
1111
00:52:35,640 --> 00:52:39,200
night and a car pulls up beside you and you don't know what it is, probably not a good
1112
00:52:39,200 --> 00:52:40,360
idea to get in.
1113
00:52:40,360 --> 00:52:41,360
Not the best.
1114
00:52:41,360 --> 00:52:45,160
But Nathan's not exactly the brightest penny in the fountain.
1115
00:52:45,160 --> 00:52:47,920
Not exactly the sharpest knife in the drawer.
1116
00:52:47,920 --> 00:52:50,200
Not exactly the brightest bulb.
1117
00:52:50,200 --> 00:52:53,400
So of course he goes right in there and who's in the fucking car?
1118
00:52:53,400 --> 00:52:55,840
Hickerington Hicks.
1119
00:52:55,840 --> 00:53:00,120
The Hickerington things are in the car.
1120
00:53:00,120 --> 00:53:01,120
Yeah.
1121
00:53:01,120 --> 00:53:02,840
Oh my God.
1122
00:53:02,840 --> 00:53:08,560
They bring new meaning to like Southern bumpkin.
1123
00:53:08,560 --> 00:53:12,960
Like I watch enough wrestling to know there's a lot of weird mullet haven Southern bumpkin
1124
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:16,520
wrestlers, but holy shit, these guys could fit in right on one and they're rather so
1125
00:53:16,520 --> 00:53:17,520
fucking funny.
1126
00:53:17,520 --> 00:53:21,960
Like they're just like, I'm the thing.
1127
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:27,240
I'm thing one and I'm thing three because I'm the third one.
1128
00:53:27,240 --> 00:53:28,240
Yeah.
1129
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:32,040
He's like, Oh, I'm thing.
1130
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:33,040
I'm thing one.
1131
00:53:33,040 --> 00:53:34,040
Yeah.
1132
00:53:34,040 --> 00:53:35,920
And I think three because I'm the third one.
1133
00:53:35,920 --> 00:53:37,320
It's like, what the hell?
1134
00:53:37,320 --> 00:53:39,120
They're stupid as fuck.
1135
00:53:39,120 --> 00:53:40,120
So dumb.
1136
00:53:40,120 --> 00:53:43,000
Anyways, they kidnap the guys.
1137
00:53:43,000 --> 00:53:50,480
Finally Lucas gets in the car with them and that was dumb, but whatever.
1138
00:53:50,480 --> 00:53:54,400
So these guys get them to strip down naked and they have a gun.
1139
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:58,640
Well, they have their underwear on at least, but yeah, they have a gun in quotations.
1140
00:53:58,640 --> 00:53:59,640
Gun.
1141
00:53:59,640 --> 00:54:00,640
Yeah.
1142
00:54:00,640 --> 00:54:03,880
Not real, but whatever.
1143
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:08,400
So Lucas and Nathan need to go into the gas station and they're supposed to get a few
1144
00:54:08,400 --> 00:54:09,880
things stripped down.
1145
00:54:09,880 --> 00:54:10,880
Mind you.
1146
00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:11,880
Yeah.
1147
00:54:11,880 --> 00:54:12,880
Yeah.
1148
00:54:12,880 --> 00:54:13,880
And no porno magazines.
1149
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:15,320
So yeah, they didn't get the porno.
1150
00:54:15,320 --> 00:54:16,320
Got the booze though.
1151
00:54:16,320 --> 00:54:20,920
The things were very pissed about that, but they did get the booze.
1152
00:54:20,920 --> 00:54:23,480
How do these fucking 16 year olds get booze?
1153
00:54:23,480 --> 00:54:26,240
Not only that booze while they're in their fucking underwear.
1154
00:54:26,240 --> 00:54:29,400
Well, remember what Lucas said?
1155
00:54:29,400 --> 00:54:30,400
I don't know.
1156
00:54:30,400 --> 00:54:32,520
He's like, would you card us?
1157
00:54:32,520 --> 00:54:34,760
Cause they were just in their underwear.
1158
00:54:34,760 --> 00:54:36,040
I would.
1159
00:54:36,040 --> 00:54:40,480
But then someone at the gas station was calling 911.
1160
00:54:40,480 --> 00:54:41,840
Yeah.
1161
00:54:41,840 --> 00:54:48,240
So the cops seem to come by and of course there's no plates on these fucking idiot's
1162
00:54:48,240 --> 00:54:49,240
cars.
1163
00:54:49,240 --> 00:54:50,240
Right.
1164
00:54:50,240 --> 00:54:53,520
But they do manage to get away from the cops.
1165
00:54:53,520 --> 00:54:54,520
They get away.
1166
00:54:54,520 --> 00:54:55,520
Yeah.
1167
00:54:55,520 --> 00:54:56,520
They do get away.
1168
00:54:56,520 --> 00:54:57,520
They go and hide.
1169
00:54:57,520 --> 00:55:01,960
They find a little muddy area in the forest and they get the boys out.
1170
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:02,960
Duck down.
1171
00:55:02,960 --> 00:55:03,960
Yeah.
1172
00:55:03,960 --> 00:55:05,080
They duck down and they get out.
1173
00:55:05,080 --> 00:55:12,120
And now they're making Lucas and Nathan fight to the death basically for these clothes back.
1174
00:55:12,120 --> 00:55:16,080
Whoever wins this fight is going to get the clothes back.
1175
00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:22,960
And now we're working on our third fucking fight of the series, second of the episode.
1176
00:55:22,960 --> 00:55:25,440
And Lucas is thinking that they're not going to fight.
1177
00:55:25,440 --> 00:55:30,200
And of course, Nathan, just the straight, right work and punch clothes fist right to
1178
00:55:30,200 --> 00:55:31,560
the fucking face.
1179
00:55:31,560 --> 00:55:35,520
I think that probably should have been a disqualification because it was a clothes fist.
1180
00:55:35,520 --> 00:55:41,040
But be that as it may, I feel that Lucas got pissed off and he channeled current angle
1181
00:55:41,040 --> 00:55:45,920
and did another double leg and takes Nathan down.
1182
00:55:45,920 --> 00:55:53,160
But I think the pebble would be proud because Nathan hits a hell of a spine buster on the
1183
00:55:53,160 --> 00:55:54,160
car.
1184
00:55:54,160 --> 00:55:55,160
The pebble would approve.
1185
00:55:55,160 --> 00:55:56,160
Oh God.
1186
00:55:56,160 --> 00:55:57,160
Yeah, it was pretty great.
1187
00:55:57,160 --> 00:55:58,160
Good fight.
1188
00:55:58,160 --> 00:55:59,160
Good fight.
1189
00:55:59,160 --> 00:56:02,440
It's a damn slaver knocker again.
1190
00:56:02,440 --> 00:56:03,440
Yeah.
1191
00:56:03,440 --> 00:56:08,600
Well, and then they get, Nathan gets the keys out of the ignition.
1192
00:56:08,600 --> 00:56:12,360
He backs off of Lucas and the windows open.
1193
00:56:12,360 --> 00:56:14,320
So he just goes and grabs them.
1194
00:56:14,320 --> 00:56:20,720
And then he says, Oh, I'll give you keys back one by one for pieces of clothing.
1195
00:56:20,720 --> 00:56:21,880
Yep.
1196
00:56:21,880 --> 00:56:26,040
So they start to get their clothing back.
1197
00:56:26,040 --> 00:56:30,840
But at the end, there's one key left and it's the car key.
1198
00:56:30,840 --> 00:56:33,560
And he tosses it in the fucking woods.
1199
00:56:33,560 --> 00:56:40,760
He hucks that key harder than Lucas hucked those keys at fucking Keith or Dan in the
1200
00:56:40,760 --> 00:56:41,760
first episode.
1201
00:56:41,760 --> 00:56:42,760
It was Keith.
1202
00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:43,760
Was it Keith?
1203
00:56:43,760 --> 00:56:44,760
Yeah.
1204
00:56:44,760 --> 00:56:46,840
Just a fucking piss missile again by Nathan.
1205
00:56:46,840 --> 00:56:50,880
Well, he decides, Nathan decides he doesn't need a shirt that bad.
1206
00:56:50,880 --> 00:56:51,880
Yeah.
1207
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:55,160
He'd rather keep the key or throw the key in the woods.
1208
00:56:55,160 --> 00:57:00,160
So turns out he didn't actually launch the key.
1209
00:57:00,160 --> 00:57:02,760
It was just the key chain.
1210
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:03,760
Yeah.
1211
00:57:03,760 --> 00:57:08,320
So so he pulled the fucking Russo swerve on the Pickerington Hicks.
1212
00:57:08,320 --> 00:57:12,160
And now they're looking in the forest for some key that's not actually there.
1213
00:57:12,160 --> 00:57:15,680
And then they waited out for a little bit while they're looking around.
1214
00:57:15,680 --> 00:57:20,200
Lucas gives Nathan his sweater because he had a shirt on anyways.
1215
00:57:20,200 --> 00:57:22,160
So yeah, might as well keep.
1216
00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:25,720
Then they go and grab that car and fucking take off.
1217
00:57:25,720 --> 00:57:28,640
No, they try to take off.
1218
00:57:28,640 --> 00:57:30,200
They're stuck in the mud.
1219
00:57:30,200 --> 00:57:35,160
Remember when the episode started, they were like spinning out in mud.
1220
00:57:35,160 --> 00:57:36,360
That's where it heads to.
1221
00:57:36,360 --> 00:57:37,360
That's right, too.
1222
00:57:37,360 --> 00:57:38,360
Yeah.
1223
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:39,360
Yeah.
1224
00:57:39,360 --> 00:57:48,640
But we have the B story, the B pay-per-view story of that lame dinner with Dan and Deb
1225
00:57:48,640 --> 00:57:52,080
and honestly, I didn't like this side story.
1226
00:57:52,080 --> 00:57:56,520
As much as I like Keith, Karen, Dan Scott's my favorite heel.
1227
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:58,640
He's a great heel and I love him.
1228
00:57:58,640 --> 00:58:04,760
But with this little secondary, you know, small business, whatever, it's just kind of
1229
00:58:04,760 --> 00:58:06,800
lame and doesn't really fit in the episode.
1230
00:58:06,800 --> 00:58:10,000
It takes away too much from the rest of the goodness of the episode.
1231
00:58:10,000 --> 00:58:12,240
That's the only gripe I have with this episode.
1232
00:58:12,240 --> 00:58:20,040
Although the thing is with that part of the episode, you know, you can see how passionate
1233
00:58:20,040 --> 00:58:25,440
Keith is at defending Karen and even Deb, honestly.
1234
00:58:25,440 --> 00:58:26,920
Yeah, exactly.
1235
00:58:26,920 --> 00:58:31,760
But it just does feel a lot of place because everything else in this episode is just a
1236
00:58:31,760 --> 00:58:35,520
straight fucking disaster.
1237
00:58:35,520 --> 00:58:38,560
It's just a fucking train wreck.
1238
00:58:38,560 --> 00:58:41,680
And then you have this lame dinner with this kind of side story.
1239
00:58:41,680 --> 00:58:42,680
It's not that much fun.
1240
00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:48,080
It only gets fun when they try to throw in another fight into this episode.
1241
00:58:48,080 --> 00:58:51,520
I was going to say, did you forget there was another fight?
1242
00:58:51,520 --> 00:58:56,560
Keith gets all pissed off and throws a really bad work and punch and he completely whiffs
1243
00:58:56,560 --> 00:58:59,920
on it, probably because he's been drinking.
1244
00:58:59,920 --> 00:59:01,920
And Dan just kind of sidesteps him.
1245
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:04,800
And you know, that's kind of the end of it.
1246
00:59:04,800 --> 00:59:05,800
It's not great.
1247
00:59:05,800 --> 00:59:08,800
I understand, but it's still not great.
1248
00:59:08,800 --> 00:59:15,680
And yet it does lead to kind of Keith professing his fucking love for Karen.
1249
00:59:15,680 --> 00:59:21,160
Yeah, she said that Lucas thought it was like a date for them.
1250
00:59:21,160 --> 00:59:23,920
And she was like, yeah, I was kind of thinking that too.
1251
00:59:23,920 --> 00:59:27,380
And then he's like, yeah, I was imagining that as well.
1252
00:59:27,380 --> 00:59:31,680
So I love how they need gas for the punch buggy.
1253
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,560
Yeah, they run out of gas.
1254
00:59:34,560 --> 00:59:37,280
Like the car starts beeping.
1255
00:59:37,280 --> 00:59:39,280
So this is, okay, this is when I don't get.
1256
00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:40,280
Do I hear birds?
1257
00:59:40,280 --> 00:59:45,960
Because she's stoned as shit, but she threw her pom poms out of the car earlier.
1258
00:59:45,960 --> 00:59:46,960
She did.
1259
00:59:46,960 --> 00:59:51,360
But Brooke is so fucking stupid because not only does she not keep gas in this car gas
1260
00:59:51,360 --> 00:59:54,920
gauges, this is how gas gauges work, brother.
1261
00:59:54,920 --> 00:59:59,840
If they fucking tell you that you're running out of gas, you don't run out of gas five
1262
00:59:59,840 --> 01:00:01,120
seconds fucking later.
1263
01:00:01,120 --> 01:00:05,880
You still got about 50 to 60 kilometers before you actually run out of gas.
1264
01:00:05,880 --> 01:00:10,480
Now this thing runs out of gas about five to 10 seconds after the gas gauge says it's
1265
01:00:10,480 --> 01:00:11,720
going to be empty soon.
1266
01:00:11,720 --> 01:00:12,880
So now they're empty.
1267
01:00:12,880 --> 01:00:14,640
They got to go to a fucking gas station.
1268
01:00:14,640 --> 01:00:18,000
Well, in 2003, there's no fucking pay at the pump.
1269
01:00:18,000 --> 01:00:20,580
You can't put your card at the fucking pump.
1270
01:00:20,580 --> 01:00:25,360
Gas stations are open 24 seven, especially in fucking Pickerington or whatever town they
1271
01:00:25,360 --> 01:00:28,240
are in between Pickerington and one Tree Hill.
1272
01:00:28,240 --> 01:00:34,520
I love how Brooke happens to have a gas can in her trunk.
1273
01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:37,040
I've never had a gas can in my trunk ever.
1274
01:00:37,040 --> 01:00:41,520
She can't fucking keep her full yet.
1275
01:00:41,520 --> 01:00:47,680
She has a Jerry can in her fucking trunk, which punch buggies have notoriously small
1276
01:00:47,680 --> 01:00:48,680
trunks.
1277
01:00:48,680 --> 01:00:49,680
Yeah.
1278
01:00:49,680 --> 01:00:52,800
So why would you keep a Jerry can just for this situation, I guess.
1279
01:00:52,800 --> 01:00:55,480
But this gas station is closed.
1280
01:00:55,480 --> 01:00:58,000
Twenty year ago problems, not our problems anymore.
1281
01:00:58,000 --> 01:01:00,840
I can gas up at four o'clock in the morning if I want to.
1282
01:01:00,840 --> 01:01:02,160
Yeah, not back then.
1283
01:01:02,160 --> 01:01:03,160
No.
1284
01:01:03,160 --> 01:01:05,160
What do they do to get gas?
1285
01:01:05,160 --> 01:01:10,880
How many laws are broken in this fucking episode?
1286
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:15,160
You got this truck just sitting there and she's like, I've got an idea.
1287
01:01:15,160 --> 01:01:20,440
And turns out there's a hose just conveniently sitting in the truck bed and not not Brooke,
1288
01:01:20,440 --> 01:01:24,200
not Dan, not fucking Lucas or Nathan or any of these Pickering guys.
1289
01:01:24,200 --> 01:01:29,080
It's fucking Haley who knows how to siphon gas from a car.
1290
01:01:29,080 --> 01:01:36,360
The most innocent person in this show so far fucking knows how to siphon gas.
1291
01:01:36,360 --> 01:01:38,680
How many laws are broken in this episode?
1292
01:01:38,680 --> 01:01:45,880
You got Grant, the thought, oh, you got a child abandonment and you got fucking gas siphoning.
1293
01:01:45,880 --> 01:01:46,880
Like holy shit.
1294
01:01:46,880 --> 01:01:47,880
Yeah.
1295
01:01:47,880 --> 01:01:49,880
There's more laws broken in the wrestling.
1296
01:01:49,880 --> 01:01:55,680
Oh, Lord, I doubt that.
1297
01:01:55,680 --> 01:01:57,640
Anyway.
1298
01:01:57,640 --> 01:02:05,680
So Haley and Peyton had left Brooke in the car when they went to get the gas.
1299
01:02:05,680 --> 01:02:13,160
When they go back, they're, you know, opening up the roof of the car because it's a convertible
1300
01:02:13,160 --> 01:02:22,360
and Haley notices that Brooke is sleeping on the back seat with her butt in the air.
1301
01:02:22,360 --> 01:02:30,280
But Brooke threw all the pom poms out of the car earlier when she was stoned as shit and
1302
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:34,280
she's sleeping on pom poms.
1303
01:02:34,280 --> 01:02:35,800
Plot holes, brother.
1304
01:02:35,800 --> 01:02:36,800
What the fuck?
1305
01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:39,360
Those aren't supposed to be there, bitch.
1306
01:02:39,360 --> 01:02:43,180
But right when it comes down to it, this is the first episode and now it has taken six
1307
01:02:43,180 --> 01:02:49,280
episodes for Lucas and Nathan to actually bond a little bit, not asking somebody to
1308
01:02:49,280 --> 01:02:53,880
go to their beach party and then shading him while they're there or hazing the fuck out
1309
01:02:53,880 --> 01:02:54,880
of them.
1310
01:02:54,880 --> 01:03:01,720
There's actually some real brother to brother fucking telepathy here.
1311
01:03:01,720 --> 01:03:03,240
They actually had to work together.
1312
01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:07,920
They work together as a team like they're supposed to on their fucking basketball squad
1313
01:03:07,920 --> 01:03:13,160
and now they're actually doing it so they can take these hicks down and get back home.
1314
01:03:13,160 --> 01:03:17,200
Unbelievably enough, it has finally happened.
1315
01:03:17,200 --> 01:03:22,800
But now we go back to the beginning of the episode again and now it all is explained
1316
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:24,320
what has happened.
1317
01:03:24,320 --> 01:03:31,320
It's all wrapped up in a nice little bow and now we understand what happened on this crazy
1318
01:03:31,320 --> 01:03:35,040
night 12 hours earlier from the beginning of the episode.
1319
01:03:35,040 --> 01:03:38,560
It's a very interesting way to do an episode.
1320
01:03:38,560 --> 01:03:40,320
I love how they did this episode.
1321
01:03:40,320 --> 01:03:41,720
I thought they filmed it great.
1322
01:03:41,720 --> 01:03:43,720
I thought the whole idea for it.
1323
01:03:43,720 --> 01:03:46,680
But again, I have a bone to pick with you.
1324
01:03:46,680 --> 01:03:47,680
Why?
1325
01:03:47,680 --> 01:03:53,080
Because you like to talk about how jarring it is for Monday Night Raw to start without
1326
01:03:53,080 --> 01:03:58,360
an intro and yet they show the end of this episode at the beginning.
1327
01:03:58,360 --> 01:04:05,240
Don't tell you a fucking thing and go on with the episode.
1328
01:04:05,240 --> 01:04:06,520
But they never do that.
1329
01:04:06,520 --> 01:04:12,120
That's the thing is they hardly like do a switch up like that.
1330
01:04:12,120 --> 01:04:13,680
So with one dream.
1331
01:04:13,680 --> 01:04:15,080
How am I supposed to know that?
1332
01:04:15,080 --> 01:04:16,420
This is episode six.
1333
01:04:16,420 --> 01:04:20,560
They didn't do that with the first five, but now they did it with the six.
1334
01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,320
So that means one out of six.
1335
01:04:22,320 --> 01:04:23,320
They've done it already.
1336
01:04:23,320 --> 01:04:27,360
But still, like it's not something that's very common for them.
1337
01:04:27,360 --> 01:04:32,280
So they kind of it gives you that little what the hell is happening here?
1338
01:04:32,280 --> 01:04:37,840
And then it's all explained very quickly, like fairly quickly over the episode.
1339
01:04:37,840 --> 01:04:40,400
But that's the fun of it.
1340
01:04:40,400 --> 01:04:45,080
I think it's fun that it happens once in a blue moon with one tree hill.
1341
01:04:45,080 --> 01:04:50,400
But when it is wrestling and it's every fucking time where it's just so jarring when it starts
1342
01:04:50,400 --> 01:04:51,400
like that.
1343
01:04:51,400 --> 01:04:55,320
But what if it's just that's just the intro now is that it just goes right into a match.
1344
01:04:55,320 --> 01:04:57,280
They don't actually have like a theme song intro.
1345
01:04:57,280 --> 01:05:02,120
Now, eventually they do go back to theme song intro, but maybe because maybe because they
1346
01:05:02,120 --> 01:05:07,000
don't want to use that intro that they've had for like almost four years that they just
1347
01:05:07,000 --> 01:05:10,600
want to get right into things and they want to cut the music until they get a new one
1348
01:05:10,600 --> 01:05:11,840
because they're tired of the old one.
1349
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:16,000
And now they're waiting and writing and recording a new song.
1350
01:05:16,000 --> 01:05:21,000
Later on, one tree hill does a switch up with their intro to what?
1351
01:05:21,000 --> 01:05:26,720
No, later on, please don't tell me they got rid of Gavin to grow.
1352
01:05:26,720 --> 01:05:28,600
I'm not going to give you any details.
1353
01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:30,480
Oh, my God.
1354
01:05:30,480 --> 01:05:31,920
I'm not watching the show anymore.
1355
01:05:31,920 --> 01:05:34,240
Gavin, the garage not fucking involved.
1356
01:05:34,240 --> 01:05:37,640
Yes, you are.
1357
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:39,920
But no, they do do it switch up.
1358
01:05:39,920 --> 01:05:44,600
But until they kind of fully decide that that's what they're doing, like they kind of test
1359
01:05:44,600 --> 01:05:48,120
it over a few episodes here and there.
1360
01:05:48,120 --> 01:05:54,440
You get like if it's a more serious episode, it tends to have like the soft start.
1361
01:05:54,440 --> 01:05:57,160
You don't get the full intro.
1362
01:05:57,160 --> 01:06:04,360
And then eventually it just goes to you still get a little bit of an intro.
1363
01:06:04,360 --> 01:06:12,520
You get the, you know, one tree hill, you know, the basketball playing on the bridge.
1364
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:15,560
But then, you know, it's it's shortened.
1365
01:06:15,560 --> 01:06:18,520
It's not as long of an intro as it was.
1366
01:06:18,520 --> 01:06:21,080
Have you ever been in a Volkswagen Beetle before?
1367
01:06:21,080 --> 01:06:22,120
Yeah.
1368
01:06:22,120 --> 01:06:27,320
One of our friends that used to live down the street, her first vehicle was a Volkswagen
1369
01:06:27,320 --> 01:06:29,760
Beetle, but she didn't have her license yet.
1370
01:06:29,760 --> 01:06:36,880
She only had her L and if her mom listens to this right now, she'll be very pissed off
1371
01:06:36,880 --> 01:06:37,880
with us.
1372
01:06:37,880 --> 01:06:44,040
But we just went and took the car one night and we drove to Harrison.
1373
01:06:44,040 --> 01:06:47,000
But I had to drive because she couldn't.
1374
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:50,400
Did you just run red lights like paint in the entire way there?
1375
01:06:50,400 --> 01:06:51,400
No.
1376
01:06:51,400 --> 01:06:56,000
Also, do you realize how not roomy punch buggies are?
1377
01:06:56,000 --> 01:06:58,200
I don't quite remember.
1378
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:02,440
My aunt used to have the like vintage punch buggy as well.
1379
01:07:02,440 --> 01:07:03,520
Not much room.
1380
01:07:03,520 --> 01:07:05,320
Not much room from what I wrote.
1381
01:07:05,320 --> 01:07:07,720
I mean, I was young with that one.
1382
01:07:07,720 --> 01:07:17,000
And when Holly had hers, it really wasn't I mean, I was early 20s, early 20s.
1383
01:07:17,000 --> 01:07:22,760
Actually no, I was still like 18, 19, because I didn't even live in Harrison yet.
1384
01:07:22,760 --> 01:07:25,200
But the point of making is that they're not very roomy.
1385
01:07:25,200 --> 01:07:32,360
Now we have five of them in a fucking beetle all the way back to basketball players in
1386
01:07:32,360 --> 01:07:34,480
the backseat with Brooke.
1387
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:37,080
Brooks, I know the brothers, I know.
1388
01:07:37,080 --> 01:07:46,720
Oh God, I know Brooks small like she's but still that's that backseat is not meant for
1389
01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:49,600
three people barely meant for two.
1390
01:07:49,600 --> 01:07:50,600
Yeah.
1391
01:07:50,600 --> 01:07:52,780
So thoroughly enjoyable.
1392
01:07:52,780 --> 01:07:55,680
But this is definitely the best episode I've seen so far.
1393
01:07:55,680 --> 01:08:02,640
I liked pretty much everything about it besides the secondary Dan and Keith story.
1394
01:08:02,640 --> 01:08:04,920
Outside of that, this one was a banger.
1395
01:08:04,920 --> 01:08:06,920
And I give it a 4.20.
1396
01:08:06,920 --> 01:08:07,920
Oh shit.
1397
01:08:07,920 --> 01:08:08,920
Okay.
1398
01:08:08,920 --> 01:08:09,920
I get it.
1399
01:08:09,920 --> 01:08:10,920
I give it a 420.
1400
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:11,920
Oh my God.
1401
01:08:11,920 --> 01:08:17,920
The episode of Monday Night Raw, what would you give that for a rating?
1402
01:08:17,920 --> 01:08:19,920
It wasn't the best.
1403
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:24,480
It wasn't super wasn't great, but definitely not the best episode we've seen.
1404
01:08:24,480 --> 01:08:25,480
But it was it was okay.
1405
01:08:25,480 --> 01:08:26,480
3.3 2.3.
1406
01:08:26,480 --> 01:08:28,480
Oh, I'll live with that.
1407
01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:29,480
4.20.
1408
01:08:29,480 --> 01:08:35,000
Yeah, that's very high praise on a scale of five.
1409
01:08:35,000 --> 01:08:38,240
And I'm already given these episodes of 4.20.
1410
01:08:38,240 --> 01:08:41,520
I haven't given it a 3.16 yet though.
1411
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:44,200
Eventually, that'll come.
1412
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,680
Uh huh.
1413
01:08:45,680 --> 01:08:46,680
Yes.
1414
01:08:46,680 --> 01:08:51,240
So that's a wrap up episode six of Tree Hill Wrestling Federation podcast.
1415
01:08:51,240 --> 01:08:52,240
Thank you all for listening.
1416
01:08:52,240 --> 01:08:55,960
We'll be back next week with episode seven of One Tree Hill.
1417
01:08:55,960 --> 01:08:57,160
It was a fun episode.
1418
01:08:57,160 --> 01:08:58,160
That was a great episode.
1419
01:08:58,160 --> 01:09:00,160
I really, really enjoyed it.
1420
01:09:00,160 --> 01:09:01,160
So we'll be back with.
1421
01:09:01,160 --> 01:09:02,160
Oh yeah.
1422
01:09:02,160 --> 01:09:03,160
It's awesome.
1423
01:09:03,160 --> 01:09:04,160
Especially for season one.
1424
01:09:04,160 --> 01:09:07,880
Usually season one is meant for a character development and yet like we did get, we did
1425
01:09:07,880 --> 01:09:12,160
get character development for a lot of the characters, but we also got a train wreck
1426
01:09:12,160 --> 01:09:13,680
and how much I love train wrecks.
1427
01:09:13,680 --> 01:09:14,680
I love wrestling.
1428
01:09:14,680 --> 01:09:15,680
So I love train wrecks.
1429
01:09:15,680 --> 01:09:16,800
Of course you do.
1430
01:09:16,800 --> 01:09:22,440
So next week it'll be episode seven and then it'll also be a pay per view.
1431
01:09:22,440 --> 01:09:23,440
No.
1432
01:09:23,440 --> 01:09:25,240
WWF in your house.
1433
01:09:25,240 --> 01:09:26,240
It's time brother.
1434
01:09:26,240 --> 01:09:27,240
I vote not.
1435
01:09:27,240 --> 01:09:30,120
Well, too fucking bad for you.
1436
01:09:30,120 --> 01:09:31,120
That's rude.
1437
01:09:31,120 --> 01:09:32,120
This is the format.
1438
01:09:32,120 --> 01:09:37,040
Oh, I even have to tell you now too, starting in I think February, March of 1997 Monday
1439
01:09:37,040 --> 01:09:39,040
Night Raw is a two hour show.
1440
01:09:39,040 --> 01:09:40,040
No.
1441
01:09:40,040 --> 01:09:42,760
What the fuck?
1442
01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:47,320
You should be watching two episodes of Wondry Hill to my one episode.
1443
01:09:47,320 --> 01:09:53,600
Yeah, but if we can review 47 minute episode of one tree on the same time that we can review
1444
01:09:53,600 --> 01:09:58,160
a hour 15, 20 episode of Monday Night Raw.
1445
01:09:58,160 --> 01:10:00,560
So be it.
1446
01:10:00,560 --> 01:10:04,200
It's not fair.
1447
01:10:04,200 --> 01:10:05,640
I don't feel bad for you.
1448
01:10:05,640 --> 01:10:11,320
Please listen to us next week for that wonderful episode and please listen to us on any streaming
1449
01:10:11,320 --> 01:10:21,800
service you choose, especially Deezer and follow us on TikTok and Instagram at treehillwf.podcast.
1450
01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:28,720
But until next week, he bids you a do you bid us you bid them a do as well.
1451
01:10:28,720 --> 01:10:55,040
I do.