10-27-26 Hour 1: Tony & Dwight Show - Candy Man - Skattebo Scooby Doo

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All right, welcome back. Here's Radio 840 WHAS. Thank you,
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my friend.
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I intentionally left my headphones off. Did it say the
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Tony show again?
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No, no, it said Tony and Dwight. He didn't have
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his headphones on, Scott, so let's not rock the boat.
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Yeah, I know.
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We're good. We're good.
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We are taking the Grateful Dead approach and being peaceful, man.
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You're good, Dwight.
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There has been no peace on this show since it
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started many hours ago. Welcome to the Tony and Dwight Show.
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We're brought to you by the Kentucky Office of Highway Safety.
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Please buckle up and put the phone down. We've had
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20 calls on chocolate.
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That's crazy.
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So far. Basically because I said there's nothing better than
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Hershey's because it's American and we're America.
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America, baby.
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And some dude calls in and says, no, Cadbury, the
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British do chocolate. And I said, we fought a war
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for our own chocolate.
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I overheard y'all's trade discussion that too many Snickers would
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be good for one Reese's. I would take that any day.
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It's where every kid learns negotiation and trade is sitting
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on the floor and trading with your siblings or your
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buddies and trading your candy after the night's take.
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Yeah, right.
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There's nothing like a bag or a pumpkin full of
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those orange wrappers, those Reese's. You know you hit the
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mother load if you come.
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Home with a ton of those. How much do you
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hate the candy corn houses and the ones that give
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out that, whatever it is, some kind of chewy thing
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in orange and black wax paper? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's disgusting. I know what you're talking about. They only
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sell it during Halloween.
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Yeah, it's the grossest.
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Yeah, I don't know what that is.
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The peanut butter kisses? Is that what you guys are
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talking about?
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No, no, no.
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The bigger one. They're round, and they come in black
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or orange. Yeah, I know.
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Oh.
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They're like wax.
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That's what I'm saying. I think those are the peanut
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butter kisses.
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No, no. No, I know what you're talking about, though.
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I think they are supposedly peanut butter flavored, and they
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are not. That is propaganda. That's communist propaganda. I think
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it's cardboard flavor.
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Yeah.
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So we've been taking your calls all day, and we'll
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continue with those on the Talkback. Click on that microphone
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in the corner.
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I appreciate you guys opening the floor for the discussion
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on candy bars. I don't think they made a candy
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bar that I don't like. But I think your listeners
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need to be aware that we live in America and
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you can put any candy bar you want on a s'more.
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You have not experienced freedom until you put a Reese's
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cup on a s'more. And if you're really stoned, you
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can replace the graham cracker and chocolate bar with a
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good old Kit Kat.
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He went there. He went there.
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That's a call of the day so far, sir. Call
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of the day.
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Wow. Call of the day.
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You know what I make for the teachers at St.
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Martha if I'm able to get in the kitchen on Sunday?
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That is I take a brownie, and then I put
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a Reese's cup on top of the brownie, and then
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I put Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chip cookie on top, and
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I bake it.
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Oh, you bake it. Okay, that's different.
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And it comes out, and it is to die for.
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I don't know. He had me at Reese's on a s'more.
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I'm on this new fitness kick, but one of my
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favorite things to do, and take this, go ahead and
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write this down. You take a radish and then a
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piece of celery.
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No, you don't.
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And you chop up the celery and the radish, and
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then you put it all inside a carrot.
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He said I'm on a fitness kick like he hasn't
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told everyone.
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Right.
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Every single day.
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Oh, which reminds me, my new fitness tracker arrives today,
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the Fitbit Edge from Google.
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Poor sales girl that was trying to talk about a client,
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and Dwight goes, you want to go over my numbers?
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Oh, no.
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She was like, oh, no, can we do that later?
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No, no, let's do it.
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Because I need to talk about the situation.
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No, you got to look about visceral fat reading.
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Jefferson County bus crash yesterday. It was kind of like
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a Chips episode. It seemed like a TV show. LNPD
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pulls up behind this car in the California neighborhood, 5
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o'clock in the afternoon, right? That's a TV show. They
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run the plate. It's a guy with a violent offense.
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Flip on the lights. Dude takes off.
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I wonder which judge let him out two weeks ago.
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Before this happened. Well, take your pick. You've got plenty
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of them to choose from. They attempted to stop the vehicle,
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but he sped off and ran through an intersection on
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18th and Broadway, which then he crashed into a bus
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and another car. Wow. And then his car flipped over,
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crashing out the windshield. and everything else. He's in custody.
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What time did the judge let him out this morning? Oh,
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I don't know. Did they supply breakfast to the judge?
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I don't know.
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Did he apologize for the treatment from the officers?
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It looks like the three children were taken to the
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hospital out of caution, not too serious of injuries. The
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other top story is Chekhov died from Star Trek at
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90 years old.
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Wow, what happened? That's my favorite old person dying joke.
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Did you see where Shatner is going to be at
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the Palace Theater this Saturday night, which is Halloween?
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For what?
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The Wrath of Khan. I guess he's going to watch
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the movie and answer questions like, what was Captain Kirk
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feeling that morning when he got out of the Norbit system? No,
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but he does have a new heavy metal album. But
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here's my thing. Halloween, the show Mike Myers wore which mask?
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William Shatner.
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William Shatner. And Shatner's in town here on Halloween night.
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I hope Mike Myers.
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The prop guy spent $ 1. 99 on that mask. He cut
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the eyes out a little bit farther out, but that's
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what they used. Did we find out if William Shatner
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is the last original Star Trek guy?
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There's one more. John pointed out that George Sakai is
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still alive.
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Oh, Sakai. Oh, my.
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Oh, my.
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Oh, my.
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I'm still alive. Oh, my.
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Should we dress up as Star Wars people and go
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heckle Shatner Saturday night?
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Do it.
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Do it. You're not a Wookiee.
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Wookiee is... That's Star Wars, bro.
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That's what I'm saying. We need to dress up as
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Star Wars people.
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You're being ironic.
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And go heckle him.
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Aha. Aha.
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It was a big deal for Chekhov. His name is
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Walter Koenig. He died at 90 yesterday. He was a
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Russian playing on a TV show between 66 and 70. Wow.
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I mean, it was kind of a big deal.
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Yeah, crazy, right?
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You had an Asian guy. You got the Russian guy.
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You got a black female in the lead. It was
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a huge deal, and some people think that's the reason
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they were canceled.
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And then also, Shatner has a relationship with some— Purple
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or green lady from Norbert Seven or something.
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Okay, so here's the not funny at all take on that.
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That he kissed the alien green girl and nobody had
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a problem. He kissed, what's her name? The communications director.
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The.
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Black girl. Julie. No, that's Love Boat. I'm sorry.
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What is her name in the series? Well, he kissed
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her in one of the scenes, and that was in
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the last year that they were on. They think they
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got canceled because of that.
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Seriously?
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Because it was a mixed-coupled kiss on national TV.
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Oh, yeah.
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I've seen that story told before.
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I don't know if that's true, but that's what they think.
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No, it is true.
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That's legit.
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I mean, that's a legit story. I've seen that story
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told before.
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Pepsi has a new commercial, and they're stealing the polar bears.
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Well, listen. Polar bears are people, too. They can decide where.
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They want to go.
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No, polar bears are Coca-Cola.
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If they want to leave an inferior Cola and go
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to a superior Pepsi.
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Oh, don't try it.
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That's right.
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I forgot Dwight's a Pepsi guy.
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I'm a Pepsi, baby.
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It's the strangest thing.
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You know what? Once B.B. King said, won't you gentlemen
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have a Pepsi? Sell me if it's good enough for B.B. King,
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good enough for me, baby.
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That's what sold you.
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Of course. Yeah, okay.
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We're going to take a short break. We've got more
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calls to get to. Use that talkback system. It's a
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microphone in the corner. Some people say the app we
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sound even better. that our voices sound even better.
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You sounded a little fat this morning.
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Oh, did I?
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A little bit, yeah.
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Is it the chin?
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We mean chin singular.
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Can you tell me in the break which part of
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it is?
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What's chin singular mean? Oh, man. Shady rays, baby. I
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love my shady rays. This is the time to have
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your shady ray glasses. We love them in the summer. But, man,
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have you experienced the fall colors through Color Rush lenses? Oh,
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it's so beautiful. Get one for every member of the family.
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right now or today or tomorrow. They make all the reds, greens, yellows, blues,
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everything so much more bright and vibrant. Plus, if you
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lose them, scratch them, break them, if somebody steals them,
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they replace them. Shady Rays in the Oxmoor Center and
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online at ShadyRays.com. And today I received my Shady Rays
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prescription sunglasses. I can't wait to get them. Shady Rays, ShadyRays.com.
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One week from today, midterms are happening. Elections in every
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state across the board will decide who's got the power
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in D.C.
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I got the power.
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Israel has their election today. Netanyahu might be out today.
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We don't know. This is one of the closest races
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I think he's had in his tenure. He's been there
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in charge almost for 20 years.
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Yeah, some people really like him and some people think
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he's a yahoo.
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You know what?
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What?
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I'll give you 50 cents out of a bad.
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Joke, Chuck. All right, baby. Yeah, I'm on the board
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on a Tuesday.
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Headline, six flags to add seatbelts to some roller coasters.
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You think?
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I wonder what sparked this.
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You think?
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Gosh, I wonder what sparked this decision.
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You know what? Maybe we should put some seatbelts on
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some of these. I mean, come on.
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That was the first question I asked, fellas, when we
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talked about this story. I was like, are there not
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seatbelts on these?
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Six flags will be adding seatbelts to some of its
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roller coasters after a man fell to his death on
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the Goliath ride in Georgia earlier this month. Plus, there
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was another Six Flags that had some brain damage issues
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because they were jerking around these people. Nobody fell out,
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but the thing is just too fast.
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So it's going to be a harness and a seat belt.
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I guess, right? I would assume. I would assume. Because, look,
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if that thing doesn't click, aren't they supposed to pull
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up on each one of them? Like, that's the guy's,
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the teenager's job?
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Yeah, when I was a fat, they would, like, push
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it down into my fat. And I'd be like, that's enough.
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Let's go one more click further.
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Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you couldn't breathe for the
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entire ride?
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No, but my wife paid extra to have him do
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that every time we went. But my point is, have
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they said what happened with this guy, why he was
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thrown from the— No, I— It's got to be the harness.
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The sadness of the story kind of overrode anything.
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Man, his son watched it happen.
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Yeah.
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You don't come back from that.
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No, and the mom and the daughter was watching also.
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Three-year-old soccer phenom was banned from a league after dominating
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the game. The parents of a three-year-old soccer prodigy playing
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against five-year-olds scored 21 goals in two games. The parents
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of the other players on his own team and other
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teams said, Called 911 and had the police show up.
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It's ridiculous.
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It is absolutely outrageous.
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How about this? Let that three-year-old inspire your horrible five-year-old
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to be a better player.
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Yes. Tell your son, hey, see what he's doing? Or daughter,
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because it's boy-girl.
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Or do this when you get home. Hey, Timmy, you
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know he got beat by a three-year-old tonight, right?
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That's exactly something I would have said. You know a
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three-year-old scored 21 goals, dude. It's the league. There's no goalies. Okay?
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They're just trying to teach him how to not walk
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off the field.
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Chase butterflies.
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Oh, look, it's a dandelion.
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Where?
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Seriously?
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So if you watch the video, it's ridiculous. The kid
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is really good, and the other ones don't know what
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they're doing. Sometimes he's just dribbling around them. They're standing
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there because they're five.
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So what? The kid's still going to be able to
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play soccer somewhere, right? And they bump him up to
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the seven-year-old lead? What did they do here?
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Well, no, the league kicked him out. So the league
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gave him their money back and said, you can't play
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in this league anymore. It's like, are you serious?
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That's wrong.
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It's not America, baby.
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Where was this?
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In Winter Haven, Florida.
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Yeah, according to ESPN, the organizer explained to the police
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that parents became argumentative when their son was benched.
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I don't blame him. You benched the best player because
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he's at a disadvantage. He's two years younger.
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And that's when they called the police because they wanted
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the family. The parents were getting upset. They're like, you've
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got to be kidding me. You're calling the police to
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remove me because I'm complaining about my son being benched?
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No, every parent does that.
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I know, right?
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And anybody that in that league even watches the games
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is ridiculous. I had my kids sign up for those
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four-year-old basketball and four-year-old soccer. I coached both of them,
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and I said, we're not playing next year. And the
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kids were like, we played last year? They're four. They
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don't even know what's going on.
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See, if I was a parent and I had like
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a three-year-old or a four-year-old, it's kind of a sport,
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you know, basketball, football. I'd get one of these gigantic
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heads like they do in college of the kid. Come on,
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little Dwight.
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That's why I quit coaching soccer. Like, Tony, I did
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it when my son first started out to just be
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involved in stuff, and I had a parent actually write
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a lineup and hand it to me because her kid
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wasn't playing enough.
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I said, I'm done.
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I'm done.
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Plus, some of the moms can be a little aggressive. Yeah. Ma'am,
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I'm married. Right.
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Okay? They can be aggressive.
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Be, be aggressive. A woman dresses as a banana, calls
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the cops when her car crashes into a restaurant.
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I find this story appealing.
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Take a dollar out.
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Oh, wow.
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A woman in a banana costume goes viral from jumping
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to help a crash victim. The woman dubbed Banana Hero.
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Wouldn't it be great if when she was running, she
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actually slipped on a banana peel?
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Oh, jeez. Okay, let's translate this to candy. Do you
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like any banana-flavored candy?
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I didn't know there was any such thing.
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I like banana-flavored Laffy Taffy. You don't like Laffy Taffy?
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No, again, I like my fillings.
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Laffy Taffy's pretty good. I like the watermelon, sour grape,
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and the banana's not bad.
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I like watermelon anything, though.
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It's not very good trading candy, but banana's okay.
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Let me ask you about the banana crime fighter later.
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Okay.
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Was it just the banana lady, or was there a
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bunch of them?
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A bunch of bananas. All right.
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God, it took me a while to get that one.
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Let's go back to the talkback system now.
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All right.
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You got $ 1.
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50.
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No, you're up $ 0. 50 because you had to put $ 0. 50 in,
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and then I gave you $ 1. 00.
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Still on the board.
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Yeah, $ 0.
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50. Dave from Louisville.
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Her name was Aurora.
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I can't say it.
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Oh, no, it wasn't.
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Huh?
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Is it Aurora?
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Aurora.
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Aurora.
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Aurora.
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Aurora.
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Aurora.
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Yes, that was her name.
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Aurora.
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Aurora. Hey, guys.
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It's Necro.
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Back stateside. Thank God.
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The only thing I came back with was.
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This delicious accent.
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And some surrender chocolate.
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Surrender chocolate.
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That's funny.
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I am pro candy corn.
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Thank you. I am too.
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I am not.
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Are you kidding me? Candy corn is the nickelback of candy.
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No, it's not either.
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It's universally hated, but there's no reason to.
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Of course, it tastes like wax.
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No, it does not. I'm bringing candy corn in tomorrow,
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and you're going to eat a piece.
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I'm going to get a ruling from the first base umpire.
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Does candy corn taste like wax?
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No, Dwight.
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Okay.
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I got to go with V on this one.
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Thank you.
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It's got sugar in it.
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Thank you.
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Says the guy who constantly plays the Tony show intros.
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Why am I surprised? Why am I even surprised?
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Everybody gangs up on me.
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It's interesting sitting in between you two because I get, like,
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Dwight says he likes watermelon. I could do watermelon Laffy Taffys.
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Yes, all day long.
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I could do watermelon.
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I'm not going to say that when my kids were
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little I used to steal their Laffy Taffy.
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Hey, you know what tastes better than watermelon Laffy Taffy? What?
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Watermelon.
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Watermelon. Go to Kroger's store. Go to Thornton's. I bet
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Thornton's has it in little containers out.
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Taking your calls at the Talkback Plus will let you
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know what a say no retreat is.
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Before we break, fellas, what do you do if people
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hand out the old people candy from the 50s? Do
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you ever get Mary Jane's?
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Oh, no.
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I don't mind that.
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Are you okay with that?
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Hey, you got me at Mary Jane. Where's this house at?
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I don't like the hot Red Hot's.
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Okay, listen.
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Red Hots are not my favorite.
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This is an old people candy dish tradition, something called
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a Brock's. Uh-huh. And it takes like 20 minutes to
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unwrap in the cellophane.
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Yep.
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There's people driving around their car now going, you all
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are the old people. What are you talking about? We're
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Jack Orthers?
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We are the old people.
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We are the old people now.
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All right.
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Oh, yeah. Welcome back. It's 834 a.m. and 47 degrees.
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It's going to be up in the mid-70s today. Another
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gorgeous day to enjoy. Dwight, did you get out and
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get your steps in yesterday, buddy?
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I did. I enjoyed the silver-covered hot tub outside. Beautiful night.
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This comes to us via social media. Tony Gramble from
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the Ford Truck Plant says, I use talkback button every day.
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Whoever looks them over never plays mine. Gee, I wonder
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who that could be, Vinetti.
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What? I wasn't even listening. Yeah, I know.
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It's a common theme with this. Whenever I'm talking, you
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just kind of start playing Angry Birds or Pokemon, whatever
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you have over there.
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Well, I got to occupy my time because I can
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listen to you and twiddle my thumbs at the same time.
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Tony Gramble. I'll try to get in charge of the
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talkback button, but again, it's the Tony Venetti Show, if
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you listen to the top of the hour. I will
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say that we're just less than an hour away from
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the Bob Zaney report.
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Oh, I love Bob Zaney.
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I love the Zaney report.
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Well, I'm interested to see what he's got to say.
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Election Day is one week from today. Israel Election Day
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is today. Those will be the two big stories you
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have today as we move forward. But we're still taking
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your calls, and the topic of the day has been,
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it started with chocolate. And now it's just gone to candy.
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People are obsessed. This sounds like my wife trying to
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talk to me from the other room.
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You got to turn the phone around.
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And it's just like, I don't even do what?
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Sir, you need to turn the phone around the other side.
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It's the other side, sir.
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But this is exactly the sound when your wife is
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talking to you from the other room or a different floor.
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Hey, this is Bob is Bob from Crestwood.
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What? What, honey?
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Sorry.
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Did you say garbage?
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Hey, let's try it again.
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Ready?
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Okay, hang on.
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Ready?
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Drink 911. What's your emergency? Sir? Sir?
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Sir?
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Some of my wife's trying to have a conversation with
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me from the bathroom.
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No, no.
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And I'm outside the bathroom.
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You're in a different room. Why are you talking to me?
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I'll be outside cutting the grass, and Susan will walk
506
00:20:23.279 --> 00:20:26.019
out and open up the screen door and go, did
507
00:20:26.059 --> 00:20:28.640
you ever take the car down to Tony's brake alignment?
508
00:20:28.839 --> 00:20:32.549
With my headphones on and the motor running. Yeah.
509
00:20:32.789 --> 00:20:34.670
And then they sit there and they just stare at you.
510
00:20:34.869 --> 00:20:37.490
And you've got to fumble through. You've got to stop everything.
511
00:20:37.509 --> 00:20:38.529
And they're just staring at you.
512
00:20:38.549 --> 00:20:44.609
I always answer back like this. And then she gets
513
00:20:44.670 --> 00:20:46.230
mad at me for being a smartass.
514
00:20:46.309 --> 00:20:48.750
It's like the last scene in M.A.S.H. where Hawkeye is
515
00:20:48.789 --> 00:20:50.369
trying to get on the helicopter and he's trying to
516
00:20:50.430 --> 00:20:52.250
say something to him. He's like, I can't hear you.
517
00:20:52.450 --> 00:20:53.309
There's a helicopter.
518
00:20:53.410 --> 00:20:54.619
Right.
519
00:20:54.710 --> 00:20:58.779
Right. And I can't believe no one's mentioned this so far.
520
00:20:58.839 --> 00:21:00.940
The worst Halloween candy ever.
521
00:21:01.539 --> 00:21:06.150
Nesco Wave Whirlwind. Oh, yeah. It's some kind of a wafer.
522
00:21:06.230 --> 00:21:08.190
It's like cardboard.
523
00:21:08.250 --> 00:21:09.390
I don't mind the wafers.
524
00:21:09.430 --> 00:21:11.789
No, it's gross. It's not like a Kit Kat wafer.
525
00:21:11.829 --> 00:21:16.140
It's like a disgusting... It's gross. It's a wafer of disgustingness.
526
00:21:16.200 --> 00:21:17.460
It's like an antacid.
527
00:21:17.660 --> 00:21:19.460
Yeah, that's exactly it.
528
00:21:19.680 --> 00:21:21.700
Yeah, it's like you take... And you guys remember the
529
00:21:21.759 --> 00:21:23.599
wax lips that were out when we were kids?
530
00:21:23.680 --> 00:21:25.759
Oh, the wax lips. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I
531
00:21:25.779 --> 00:21:26.900
thought those were gross.
532
00:21:27.259 --> 00:21:28.460
Because they were gross.
533
00:21:28.539 --> 00:21:30.559
The candy cigarettes made us feel cool, though.
534
00:21:30.880 --> 00:21:33.319
Yeah, they did. Those were giant breath mints.
535
00:21:33.339 --> 00:21:33.900
Hey, guys.
536
00:21:33.920 --> 00:21:35.829
This is Russ from the West End again.
537
00:21:35.849 --> 00:21:36.380
Hey, Russ.
538
00:21:36.789 --> 00:21:41.529
Talking about candy corn a while ago. One other reason
539
00:21:41.829 --> 00:21:45.589
I might go to H-E double hockey sticks.
540
00:21:45.829 --> 00:21:46.029
Yeah.
541
00:21:46.049 --> 00:21:48.750
When you're running out of candy, you would act like
542
00:21:48.769 --> 00:21:51.309
you'd get some, put it in their bag, and you
543
00:21:51.369 --> 00:21:55.170
flick your fingers, and they think they're getting a whole
544
00:21:55.210 --> 00:21:58.500
bunch of candy from you. I was saving candy.
545
00:21:58.519 --> 00:21:59.240
That's funny.
546
00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:01.849
My man's scamming.
547
00:22:01.920 --> 00:22:03.589
Russ, that's a scam, bro.
548
00:22:03.769 --> 00:22:04.460
He's scamming.
549
00:22:04.480 --> 00:22:05.450
That is a scam.
550
00:22:05.470 --> 00:22:07.049
What did you guys see the gummy bears they put
551
00:22:07.089 --> 00:22:08.950
out for us back there aren't going real fast?
552
00:22:09.369 --> 00:22:11.809
Listen, I saw those yesterday. I got super excited.
553
00:22:12.089 --> 00:22:12.289
Yeah.
554
00:22:12.710 --> 00:22:14.670
And then I realized they were just regular gummy bears.
555
00:22:15.210 --> 00:22:16.250
Yeah. Oh.
556
00:22:16.809 --> 00:22:18.589
And then y'all start talking like little kids like the
557
00:22:18.650 --> 00:22:23.890
commercials when you eat them. My wife's like, that's so cute.
558
00:22:24.789 --> 00:22:28.150
Other places you can stop with a haunted Airbnb is
559
00:22:28.230 --> 00:22:33.359
the Salem Porch House. A 1913 colonial revival condo with
560
00:22:33.400 --> 00:22:36.799
a porch overlooking the Salem Column where they hung the
561
00:22:36.839 --> 00:22:38.430
witches in the 1600s.
562
00:22:38.519 --> 00:22:42.400
It's a Salem porch house. It's like the Sports Illustrated
563
00:22:42.440 --> 00:22:45.700
football phone. It's a football and a phone. It's a
564
00:22:45.769 --> 00:22:47.609
porch and a house. It's a porch house.
565
00:22:47.640 --> 00:22:50.869
But you could sit on the porch and look at
566
00:22:50.910 --> 00:22:53.690
the area where they hung Sarah Good and the other
567
00:22:53.869 --> 00:22:55.289
witches in 1640-something.
568
00:22:55.309 --> 00:22:55.390
Yeah.
569
00:22:57.309 --> 00:22:59.650
So they weren't actually witches.
570
00:22:59.789 --> 00:23:02.849
How much does it cost to get the porch we
571
00:23:02.930 --> 00:23:04.369
overlook where they burned them alive?
572
00:23:05.190 --> 00:23:05.630
Do what?
573
00:23:06.470 --> 00:23:08.210
It's still hanging them?
574
00:23:08.450 --> 00:23:08.730
No.
575
00:23:08.880 --> 00:23:11.740
Where's the porch we overlook where they burned them alive?
576
00:23:11.759 --> 00:23:14.319
They had the fail-safe way. It was like you throw
577
00:23:14.339 --> 00:23:17.319
them in the pond. If they drown, they weren't witches.
578
00:23:17.519 --> 00:23:19.920
If they float, then they're witches, and we've got to
579
00:23:19.940 --> 00:23:20.269
burn them.
580
00:23:21.990 --> 00:23:22.670
Poor ladies.
581
00:23:23.630 --> 00:23:25.859
Have you guys seen, like, the Dutch have a tradition.
582
00:23:25.880 --> 00:23:27.880
It's like a witch scale they step on because they
583
00:23:27.900 --> 00:23:29.980
believe that if people were witches, this was during the
584
00:23:30.019 --> 00:23:30.640
witch trials.
585
00:23:30.920 --> 00:23:31.539
Right.
586
00:23:31.720 --> 00:23:34.160
That if their souls had left them, they were witches,
587
00:23:34.180 --> 00:23:35.900
they'd be lighter than a broom. Well, they had one
588
00:23:35.920 --> 00:23:37.240
at a place we went to, and my wife thought
589
00:23:37.259 --> 00:23:38.410
it would be cute to step on it.
590
00:23:38.500 --> 00:23:40.119
Yeah.
591
00:23:40.160 --> 00:23:40.960
She felt miserable.
592
00:23:41.059 --> 00:23:43.220
Oh, my gosh. My wife stepped on one and said,
593
00:23:43.339 --> 00:23:44.880
one at a time, please. Yeah.
594
00:23:45.220 --> 00:23:45.420
Look.
595
00:23:46.319 --> 00:23:48.660
You can boil down the whole witch trials to the
596
00:23:48.680 --> 00:23:51.299
same thing that happened at WNBA. It's just catty women
597
00:23:51.339 --> 00:23:55.200
being catty about other women. It's like, oh, are you
598
00:23:55.220 --> 00:23:59.069
looking at my husband Jebediah? Oh, okay. You know what?
599
00:23:59.190 --> 00:24:00.670
I heard her speaking in tongues.
600
00:24:01.309 --> 00:24:05.289
I think that Jackie Vanetti might be a witch. Well,
601
00:24:05.430 --> 00:24:07.789
all I saw was Vanetti on his front lawn, and
602
00:24:07.809 --> 00:24:09.930
the next thing I know it was a frog. Right.
603
00:24:11.440 --> 00:24:12.039
Poor Jackie.
604
00:24:12.380 --> 00:24:14.740
Well, that's basically what the witch trials were, is women
605
00:24:14.759 --> 00:24:15.960
being catty to themselves.
606
00:24:15.980 --> 00:24:18.009
And you could be in the courthouse going, I'm not
607
00:24:18.029 --> 00:24:18.940
a frog, I'm right here.
608
00:24:19.109 --> 00:24:19.569
Hush!
609
00:24:19.650 --> 00:24:22.890
He's under a frog spell from Jackie. Right!
610
00:24:24.710 --> 00:24:28.170
I was thinking with my fixer brain, Jangles here.
611
00:24:28.190 --> 00:24:28.930
Hey, Jangles.
612
00:24:28.970 --> 00:24:35.690
You know, if we had corporate sponsorship for JCPS buses
613
00:24:36.269 --> 00:24:39.250
and paint targets all over them, and then we can
614
00:24:39.450 --> 00:24:43.269
ask the mayor... The next time he's at Plumber Supply
615
00:24:43.369 --> 00:24:44.950
about these crappy judges.
616
00:24:45.309 --> 00:24:45.569
Oh.
617
00:24:45.809 --> 00:24:47.970
And just go ahead and knock out all of our
618
00:24:48.029 --> 00:24:51.299
corporate sponsorships at once and fix our problems.
619
00:24:51.390 --> 00:24:54.220
Yeah, bad ideas, Jago. Every single one of those is
620
00:24:54.279 --> 00:24:54.980
a bad idea.
621
00:24:55.039 --> 00:24:55.299
Yeah.
622
00:24:55.680 --> 00:24:59.839
Do better. All right, you are listening to Kentucky Addams
623
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Morning News. It's 841 a.m. and 47 degrees out there.
624
00:25:04.579 --> 00:25:06.180
I don't think you need a jacket for the bus
625
00:25:06.200 --> 00:25:08.750
stop if probably the kids are out and gone anymore.
626
00:25:09.369 --> 00:25:11.069
But I don't know. They have so many different times
627
00:25:11.109 --> 00:25:14.309
that JCPS starts. I couldn't tell you if all the
628
00:25:14.349 --> 00:25:16.579
buses have picked up the kids yet. So there you go.
629
00:25:16.690 --> 00:25:19.630
I think my nephew's bus arrives to pick him up
630
00:25:19.690 --> 00:25:25.420
around 2.45 this afternoon. Baroneau's Pizza is Louisville-style pizza. It's
631
00:25:25.440 --> 00:25:30.359
the perfect after-school little snack for your kids, too. Let's go, baby.
632
00:25:30.380 --> 00:25:33.619
When's the last time you've been to your neighborhood Baroneau's Pizza?
633
00:25:34.180 --> 00:25:37.720
Everyone has its unique style, but they all have that beautiful,
634
00:25:37.779 --> 00:25:42.619
delicious flavor. bare-nosed Louisville-style pizza. But if you don't like pizza,
635
00:25:42.660 --> 00:25:46.920
they have pasta, salads, sandwiches. Football time, baby. They have wings,
636
00:25:47.609 --> 00:25:50.549
apple-smoked wings, sriracha wings, you name it. You're going to
637
00:25:50.630 --> 00:25:54.450
love the expansive menu at Bare Nose Pizza. Dine-in, carry-out,
638
00:25:54.509 --> 00:25:57.309
or delivery. Yeah, it's that good, Bare Nose Pizza.
639
00:25:57.329 --> 00:26:03.490
Did you fellas see we lost this guy yesterday?
640
00:26:03.519 --> 00:26:03.579
No!
641
00:26:04.279 --> 00:26:05.099
Oh, say what?
642
00:26:05.259 --> 00:26:05.700
Yeah.
643
00:26:05.960 --> 00:26:06.680
Breaking news.
644
00:26:06.680 --> 00:26:11.849
83 years old, Donny Iris.
645
00:26:12.029 --> 00:26:13.730
Oh, my gosh.
646
00:26:13.730 --> 00:26:19.339
83. Stop it. Yeah. That's young. Now that I get 60. Well,
647
00:26:19.380 --> 00:26:20.799
I was like, hey, the guy. Well, you know, he
648
00:26:20.819 --> 00:26:22.180
made it 83 years. Okay.
649
00:26:22.259 --> 00:26:24.380
So if you were still a New York Giants fan.
650
00:26:24.400 --> 00:26:24.720
Yes.
651
00:26:25.059 --> 00:26:26.859
You would love Cam Scabadoo.
652
00:26:27.339 --> 00:26:28.640
Who's Cam Scabadoo?
653
00:26:29.000 --> 00:26:33.509
Cam Scabadoo is the short, stocky, rolling beer truck of
654
00:26:33.549 --> 00:26:34.369
a football player.
655
00:26:34.430 --> 00:26:36.180
Cam Scabadoo sounds like a.
656
00:26:36.990 --> 00:26:38.109
Skiddley wee bop be bop.
657
00:26:38.130 --> 00:26:38.950
No, but what was the.
658
00:26:38.890 --> 00:26:42.190
Guy's... So he... He got famous his senior year at
659
00:26:42.329 --> 00:26:46.960
Arizona State in the playoffs. He basically returned kicks, played quarterback,
660
00:26:47.019 --> 00:26:50.380
running back, outside linebacker, and he just hit people like
661
00:26:50.420 --> 00:26:53.140
a truck. That's what he does. And I'll show you
662
00:26:53.359 --> 00:26:59.369
the video. He got a flag. yesterday for running the
663
00:26:59.450 --> 00:27:00.950
ball too violently.
664
00:27:00.970 --> 00:27:02.339
Oh, come on.
665
00:27:02.440 --> 00:27:02.740
Yes.
666
00:27:02.759 --> 00:27:04.559
What is up with the NFL, man?
667
00:27:04.640 --> 00:27:06.680
If you see the play, you'll go, I watched Walter
668
00:27:06.720 --> 00:27:09.000
Payton do that exact thing a million times.
669
00:27:09.039 --> 00:27:11.880
Well, Jeremy Shockey with the New York Giants, the tight end.
670
00:27:12.059 --> 00:27:12.400
Yeah.
671
00:27:12.680 --> 00:27:14.200
He would not avoid tackles.
672
00:27:14.220 --> 00:27:15.089
He would run you over.
673
00:27:15.119 --> 00:27:17.369
He would run, like, he would have an open gate.
674
00:27:18.109 --> 00:27:20.529
And he would run straight into the defender just to
675
00:27:20.549 --> 00:27:21.170
knock him out.
676
00:27:21.269 --> 00:27:23.690
So Scabadoo said in the interview after the game, because
677
00:27:23.710 --> 00:27:25.869
he was very upset for getting a flag for running
678
00:27:25.910 --> 00:27:26.829
the ball violently.
679
00:27:26.849 --> 00:27:27.670
I don't blame him.
680
00:27:27.690 --> 00:27:29.529
He said, that's the way I play football, and if
681
00:27:29.549 --> 00:27:31.490
they're going to find me, I guess I'm going to
682
00:27:31.630 --> 00:27:35.099
play football for free because I ain't changing the way
683
00:27:35.130 --> 00:27:37.019
I'm playing. Paraphrasing, but that's what he said.
684
00:27:37.200 --> 00:27:38.400
I love Scabadoo.
685
00:27:38.839 --> 00:27:39.859
You do.
686
00:27:39.920 --> 00:27:43.819
You would have his Scabadoo jersey already.
687
00:27:44.500 --> 00:27:47.099
Like Zoinks, give the ball to Scabadoo.
688
00:27:50.829 --> 00:27:56.150
And he's just that perfect, rooty, kind of short, white
689
00:27:56.210 --> 00:27:57.559
dude that'll knock your hat off.
690
00:27:57.569 --> 00:27:58.250
What's his name?
691
00:27:58.970 --> 00:28:00.109
Cam Scabadoo.
692
00:28:01.690 --> 00:28:05.710
Sounds like a Lily Armstrong song. Skitty, skitty, skitty.
693
00:28:06.170 --> 00:28:11.329
We did the Scabadoo, Scabadoo.
694
00:28:11.490 --> 00:28:17.869
No, it's Sugar Hill Gang, guys. Skibop, skibop, skibadoo. You
695
00:28:17.890 --> 00:28:19.710
know what? The only reason I remember his name is
696
00:28:19.730 --> 00:28:21.220
because my wife doesn't watch a lot of football, but
697
00:28:21.240 --> 00:28:23.420
when she does, she remembers seeing him in a game
698
00:28:23.460 --> 00:28:25.140
we were watching when we played for Arizona State.
699
00:28:25.220 --> 00:28:25.880
Arizona State.
700
00:28:25.920 --> 00:28:26.390
She loved it.
701
00:28:26.420 --> 00:28:28.329
When he gets a touchdown, do they give him a
702
00:28:29.250 --> 00:28:32.470
scadabby snack? What's his name, Skadooby?
703
00:28:32.549 --> 00:28:34.549
Put 50 cents in the bad joke chart.
704
00:28:34.569 --> 00:28:35.650
Skadamon is what you're looking for.
705
00:28:35.670 --> 00:28:38.009
Mom, if you're listening, I'm so sorry about that joke.
706
00:28:38.029 --> 00:28:39.069
You raised me better, Mom.
707
00:28:39.109 --> 00:28:40.950
The whole country fell in love with him because he
708
00:28:40.970 --> 00:28:44.960
played five different positions. And it's the guy that the
709
00:28:45.019 --> 00:28:47.799
coach says, I wish I had 10 other guys exactly
710
00:28:47.839 --> 00:28:48.180
like him.
711
00:28:48.859 --> 00:28:51.740
You know what? When I talk about my work partners,
712
00:28:53.099 --> 00:28:57.200
and you especially, because of this Tony Vannetti, I wish
713
00:28:57.259 --> 00:29:00.619
on the show we had five just like you. But unfortunately,
714
00:29:00.640 --> 00:29:02.809
we have 10.
715
00:29:05.329 --> 00:29:08.700
And apparently Scataboo is known for off the field.
716
00:29:08.720 --> 00:29:09.940
Scabadoo. Scabadoo.
717
00:29:09.960 --> 00:29:11.039
I thought it was Scataboo.
718
00:29:11.059 --> 00:29:11.599
Scabadoo.
719
00:29:11.619 --> 00:29:12.299
Scataboo.
720
00:29:12.460 --> 00:29:14.099
No, we're going with Scataboo.
721
00:29:14.119 --> 00:29:14.940
All right, all right, all right.
722
00:29:15.039 --> 00:29:17.420
You sound like a real Velma. I know, right? Or Velma.
723
00:29:18.410 --> 00:29:19.970
You sound like a real Velbo.
724
00:29:20.299 --> 00:29:22.940
No, it's Scataboo.
725
00:29:22.980 --> 00:29:25.799
Does he drive his mystery machine to MetLife Stadium?
726
00:29:26.599 --> 00:29:30.900
Apparently, he's known for being crazy. He's just straight up crazy.
727
00:29:30.920 --> 00:29:34.049
He's that one friend you have that's out over here.
728
00:29:34.250 --> 00:29:34.529
Yes.
729
00:29:34.650 --> 00:29:36.369
And you don't ask questions. You just go with it.
730
00:29:36.369 --> 00:29:38.170
That's weird. I don't have any of those friends that
731
00:29:38.210 --> 00:29:38.869
are way out there.
732
00:29:38.890 --> 00:29:39.109
None.
733
00:29:39.190 --> 00:29:39.890
None at all.
734
00:29:40.279 --> 00:29:42.940
Type of friends you have hey.
735
00:29:42.660 --> 00:29:47.279
Guys Tom from Sellersburg again chasing a little squirrel a
736
00:29:47.299 --> 00:29:50.200
little bit but also on the David Chappelle deal and
737
00:29:50.220 --> 00:29:52.700
the phones and stuff I went to the palace real
738
00:29:52.720 --> 00:29:56.509
quick palace last week I haven't been probably 10 years
739
00:29:56.720 --> 00:30:00.349
they were charging $ 18 for a beer And my wife
740
00:30:00.369 --> 00:30:03.150
had six ounces of wine, and that was $ 18.
741
00:30:03.049 --> 00:30:04.730
I'm going to.
742
00:30:04.730 --> 00:30:08.799
Tell you, I asked her, why is it so expensive?
743
00:30:08.819 --> 00:30:10.960
She said, these are menu prices, sir.
744
00:30:12.730 --> 00:30:13.710
Menu prices.
745
00:30:14.269 --> 00:30:16.809
He ran out of time on the talkback, and I'm
746
00:30:16.869 --> 00:30:18.509
kind of glad because I think he was about to cuss.
747
00:30:19.410 --> 00:30:21.970
Everything's a menu price. What are you talking about menu price?
748
00:30:22.029 --> 00:30:24.690
I mean, that's the answer you're going to get.
749
00:30:24.710 --> 00:30:27.819
Listen, you go to any ballgame, anything, it's $ 25 a beer.
750
00:30:27.880 --> 00:30:31.079
I don't see how people stand it. It makes you
751
00:30:31.119 --> 00:30:33.619
want a keister, a bottle of No. 1. Never mind.
752
00:30:33.779 --> 00:30:37.460
I don't— I don't mind the Palace doing that because
753
00:30:37.500 --> 00:30:40.220
that's where they're making their money. But the football games,
754
00:30:40.359 --> 00:30:41.940
they don't make that much money. They make all their
755
00:30:41.960 --> 00:30:47.410
money from TV deals and sponsorships. They don't overall for
756
00:30:47.450 --> 00:30:49.720
the year make that kind of money. At the end
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of the year, it's less than a million.
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Right.
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And that's nothing.
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Sorry, Mr. Rockefeller. It's only a million.
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It's a hundred.
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Hey, Scott. Yeah. They're only making a million dollars on.
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Yeah, but they have one hundred and seventy five million
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dollar budget.
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I will tell you guys there's good news just up
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the road. Looking at the cheapest NFL stadium beers belonging
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to the Cincinnati Bengals. Six dollars and eighty cents.
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That's great.
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That's a 16 ounce pour.
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Wow.
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The Browns are at $ 7.
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15.
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The Lions, $ 7. 20. Colts, $ 8. 18. Minnesota Vikings, $ 8.
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50.
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Wow. Because Cincinnati is just a bigger version of us.
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Right.
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So that you know their fans. They're kind of like, well,
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you got to give me a reason to go. Yeah.
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I had a little better this year.
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No, no, no. Joe Burrow has done his job in...
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and getting fans in the stadium, but it's still the Bengals.
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Southern Comfort Hot Tub, I love them. You're going to
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love them, too. Yesterday I had a sauna, and I
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had a dip in the hot tub. You can get
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a hot tub or a sauna for as low as
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$ 65 a month. Loved ones, I want you to do
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your own research.