Guys Do Stupid Things: Never Correct Your Wife About Her Weight

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All right, coming up inside The Treehouse Show today. Women
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cannot have everything. Also, don't jack and drive.
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And.
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We are going to start today with a major, major F-up.
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It's two meanings there, isn't it, Trey?
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Both are very true. Both are accurate.
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Which one is it we're talking about? We'll tell you
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coming up on the show in just a little bit.
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Today we are going to start with some asshat online
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who said, The time I effed up by proving to
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my wife she's heavier than she thought.
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What? Good Lord.
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I realize this is in the Tfue subreddit, the time
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I effed up, but they need to create a whole
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new subreddit account.
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The time I died.
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Because I haven't even read the entire story, but just
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seeing that a man thought it would be a good
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idea not only to tell his wife that she is heavy,
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but to take it a step further by saying, yes,
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you are heavy and you're heavier than you think you are. Like,
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unless this guy is a height and weight or age
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and weight barker at the state fair, he should not
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be anywhere near this arena.
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You really missed one of the key details of this story.
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Please.
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She's five months post having a baby.
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See, I didn't read the whole thing. I'm just going
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based on the headline here.
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Five months after having a baby, he tells his wife, A,
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you're big, and B, you're bigger than you think you are.
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All right, so here, I'll give you the nuts and
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bolts of the story.
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The TLDR?
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The wife, you know, put on some weight having the kid.
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Like you do. Yep.
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And she, five months post having the kid, said she
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was in a great mood one day and said, that
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she had, you know, was down to like 70, 77
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kilograms from 87 kilograms, 10 pounds. Or no, I'm sorry,
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10 kilograms, which is about 21, 22 pounds. Okay. And
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she had told him her weight a while back. So
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he knew, and you know, he's, in his mind, he's going,
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she hasn't lost 22 pounds. So I'm going to, you know,
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so then they go through this whole deal of she
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goes and gets on the scale and shows him. And
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then he has to really examine the scale and realize
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that it's not on all four stands. It's one stand
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is in a like crack in the tile. And so
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then he has to balance it out, level it, and
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then show her that no, she hasn't lost any weight.
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You see, I'm a firm believer there are two types
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of people in this world. Those who want to be
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happy and those who want to be right. You cannot
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have both at the same time.
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Oh my God, yes.
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And it's very difficult if you find yourself in a
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relationship where one of you just wants to be happy
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slash at peace together.
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And the other has to be right.
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Okay.
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It's a difficult situation.
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I'm going to go devil's advocate on this one.
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Oh.
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And, Dan, I know you. I've known you a long time.
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We're not talking about a couple pounds. We're talking about
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22 pounds. If anyone told you they lost 22 pounds
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and they clearly haven't, you're going to just let that go.
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Yes. Ignore switch engaged.
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Especially if you live with them.
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If they know where you sleep and how you sleep. Okay. Look, Trey,
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you're not wrong.
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All right.
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Like I, I, I, I get it. Okay.
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I think though, it's like in my brain, I am
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really weighing the consequences here because if she says I
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have lost 22 pounds.
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My first thought is that's great.
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You look fantastic.
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But if you know for a fact that they either
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look the.
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Same or maybe they actually look like they may have
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gained weight or like in the case of this guy,
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the scale was on a crack in the tile.
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So, you know, the scale was not properly balanced.
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Then you've got to weigh the consequences of you saying
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something about it.
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So, yeah, in the story, he says his wife, she
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had been working at it and working out and trying
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to lose weight. And this is, you know, he talks
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about how she was just so happy and radiant that
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she lost this weight. Now, at some point, she's going
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to go to the doctor and find out, no, she hasn't.
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Yes, but then that's not on you.
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Let the doctor eat it.
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Yes.
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Okay. All right.
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Yes.
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So... She's going to come home crushed.
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Yeah, and when she comes home, she tells you what happened.
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You go, you were angry. You were mad at that
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medical staff, and you were mad at that scale. You
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go in the bathroom, you take that scale, and you
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hold it up, and you scream at it and say,
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how dare you?
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And then you throw it out.
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Well, she's going to ask you, did your weight change
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at all?
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And that's when you say, you see, this is why
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I don't weigh myself. Mm-hmm.
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And why do you have the scale in the bathroom?
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I've seen you on it. I know you weigh yourself, Dan.
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So you let me go to the doctor knowing I
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hadn't lost all this weight. Do you know how embarrassed
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I was? I was bragging to the nurse how much
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weight I'd lost.
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I thought you had. I don't know why.
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Really? You think the 22 pounds, you let me really
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think that?
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You are always beautiful to me. Jerry just died. You
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just gave up the high ground, Jerry.
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You're like, you're always beautiful.
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That's conceding that you were wrong and that it doesn't matter.
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You have to stay with the denial. You cannot give
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up the denial. You are now in it and you
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are in it forever. When I got on the scale,
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I didn't notice any difference because I... But when you
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got on, I just assumed it was right because my
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weight seemed the same And yours was down, so why
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would I question the scale or your beautiful judgment?
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Did you know the scale was wrong?
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No, it kept telling me the same thing.
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Every time I stepped on it. Are you lying to me?
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Are you really going to lie about this?
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About the scale?
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Let's go get on the scale and see what you weigh,
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see if your weight's changed.
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We can't. I threw it out, remember? Remember? And that's
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why you throw that out. I am much better at
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this than Jerry.
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Uh, look, you may end up dead in the end anyway,
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but man, I'm going to put up a fight. I'm
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gonna go down swing that i get it you're right
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if she says like the scale says i dropped 30
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pounds and you're like really you you only have two
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plausible choices two realistic choices.
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One is you do the the thing where you just
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like That's great. I'm so happy for you. That's awesome.
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The other is you say, oh, that's awesome. Oh, wait
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a second.
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And you start going towards the scale because you've noticed
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that it's on a crack in the tile. And you're like, look,
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just FYI, I love you. I love you with every
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ounce of my being. but this scale might not be
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in the right spot. See on this, it's in this
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crack here. And I, let me just shift this over.
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And then you step on the scale and you say,
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it's fucking broken and you throw it out.
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Or you go, my gosh, that is great, honey. I
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bet we're going to need to get you some new clothes.
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How many dress sizes have you dropped?
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Do you have a death wish?
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Hey, you are excited for her. You don't know.
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But here's what's going to happen in that scenario. Then
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she's going to take you out of the scary bathroom
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and take you into the more terrifying bedroom where she
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is going to then try stuff on while you sit
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and wait for her to come out and ask, does
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this make me look fat?
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And here's the problem. She goes into that closet. She's
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going to put it on and know something's not right.
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So she knows what the answer is.
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Deep down, she's got to know. Again, we're not talking
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about 5 pounds. We're talking about 20, 22 pounds. So
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she's got to, in the back of her mind, have
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some question about it. I think the dress size thing
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is a really good, safe play. Because then she's going
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to register, I haven't changed, you know, my dress size
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hasn't changed.
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And then maybe she'll leave you on the edge of
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the bed, leave the closet, and go into the bathroom
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and re-weigh and then see that maybe.
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It didn't add up. Look, it's going to be a
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bad day for you either way.
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It really is an interesting question of how much delusion
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do you allow?
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Oh, you get to allow me to feel certain things now, Trey?
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Thank you.
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Will you please tell me when it's okay to be happy?
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This isn't something I'm saying to her. This is something
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I'm saying to you guys.
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Exactly. Keep it, keep it.
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Yeah.
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This is the inner dialogue.
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I have been on this earth long enough. Very seldom.
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Am I going to use the term delusion with a
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woman at all without having some kind of safety gear?
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In the, uh, in, in the chat here, double AJ.
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No, because when, because then she'll ask you, why didn't
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you say anything? Do you not notice when I do
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and don't change?
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There's no win there. Well put, AJ.
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Sean's saying, and this is why Trey is single. And Chad,
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I love this. Chad, nope, you just play dumb and
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hope it works out. That may actually be the best play.
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You just play as dumb as you possibly can get
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away with and just hope for the best.
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It is.
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It is a no-win situation. Because sooner or later, it's
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going to come back and bite you in the ass.
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Because if she really is delusional and thinks she's lost
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22 pounds when she hasn't, again, she's going to go
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to the doctor at some point and figure it out.
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Yeah.
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Or that scale is going to get moved back correctly. See,
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this is the thing where the guy really... So in
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the story, he re-centers the scale and then tells her
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to get back on it. That's the dumb move. You
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just re-center the scale and let her figure it out.
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You walk in. You just go, hmm. You look down
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at the scale.
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You take your foot and you gently nudge it into
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proper position and then you leave.
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And you don't say anything.
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You don't highlight the fact, you know what? You dumb cow.
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You didn't do it right here. Try it again now. Oh,
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this may not be big enough. We may have to
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take you to one of those weigh stations on the
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side of the interstate to make sure. He might as
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well be saying all that stuff because it's going to
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be ugly.
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You fix the scale and let her figure it out.
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You don't tell her, here, honey.
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Right.
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I still feel it's going to be easier for you
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the more you let her slash someone else help her
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with that realization.
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I love Linda in the chat. She says, this is
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where I lose my girl card. Tell me if I
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look fat in those jeans. I want to know if
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I look bad.
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Yeah, that's what they all say. Uh-uh.
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We're not falling for it, Linda. We don't fall for
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it in our relationships, or we're not about to fall
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for it in the chat inside the treehouse hangout lounge.
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We're not buying it, Linda. As cool as I know
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you are, mm-mm. Too old, too wise, we all know better.
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Mm-hmm.
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And that's our story, and we're sticking to it.
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All right.
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That man is lucky to be alive. I don't know.
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If he makes it to his next birthday, I'll be
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very surprised.
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Let's get Daniel Cook from Cook DFW Roofing and Restoration
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into the treehouse. 833-COOK-DFW is the phone number to get
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your free roof inspection and property review scheduled. The website, cookdfw.com.
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I'm going to say some scary words, Daniel.
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Super El Nino.
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And the effect that is going to have on weather,
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especially in the North Texas area.
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You know, you're right.
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We just are officially in going into the Super El Nino.
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The reason why is because it's warmer than a regular
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El Nino. And it does prelude that we will have
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a wetter higher rain percentage than a normal year.
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Or shall we say on El Nino.
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So there are some differences, speculations, nothing is set in stone.
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This is not a guarantee that we're going to have
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a deluge of water for the next year. I mean,
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that's just not what it means. Scientific data says, hey,
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we might have a wetter than normal.
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We could have more storms. It could be just a
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lot of rain. We all need to go out and
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build arcs. I don't know.
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But I mean, it Be prepared. The moral of the
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story is every day you live in North Texas, especially
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in North Texas, be prepared. Know how your home is sitting.
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Know how your roof looks. Know how your windows are working.
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Know if your doors have holes in them.
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I mean, just know your home.
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Know your home.
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Call us out.
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We want to educate you.
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We will come around, walk you around, show you things
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that you should know, and then we can help you
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with getting them taken care of.
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And no pressure, all education.
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And Daniel and his fine team at Cook DFW will
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take care of you, the homeowner.
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With very, very gentle hands. I know because I've been
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in them. 833-COOK-DFW. That sound bad?
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Sounded bad.
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833-COOK-DFW. Get that scheduled today. The website, cookdfw.com. Speaking of birthdays,
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when this episode comes out, it will be Thursday, September.
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17th, 2026.
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Let's celebrate today with some birthdays. And what could have
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been a decent segue, but I had to highlight it
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like an idiot recentering his wife's scale, so she'll step
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back on it and prove to him and.
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Her how right he was.
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Kyle Chandler is 61 today. Kyle Chandler, 61 today. Coach
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Eric Taylor from TV's Friday Night Lights.
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Plus, he was in Argo, Super 8, Bloodline.
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Right now, though, I think Jerry and I know him
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for if you're watching it, Jerry, the new lanterns show
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on HBO max.
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Okay.
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Green about the green lanterns.
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Yeah. I have not gotten to watch that yet.
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I think I'm an episode in, I think I finished
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the first episode.
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Two questions on TV. Either one of y'all watch silo.
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Yes.
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No. Have you finished the third season?
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I have not. I have not. I've only been through
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the first so far.
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It is fantastic.
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Second and third, just absolutely. It takes a twist that
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I did not see coming.
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Real quick, that's a show that stars Rebecca Ferguson from
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the Mission Impossible movies, right?
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Yes. Tim Robbins.
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Tim Robbins is awesome. So I really like her. And
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do I have the premise of the show right? Is
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it post-apocalyptic and people live in a silo?
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Something like that, yes.
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All right.
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I know it's a show I've wanted to see. I
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just haven't yet.
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At the end of season two, it throws in a
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major plot twist.
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And then at the end of the season three, it,
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that plot twist, it's hard to explain. It's fantastically written. So,
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and there's, it's a four season, like they've already, four
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seasons already going to be next summer. And that'll be
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the final season, but excellent, excellent show.
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All right.
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And by the way, also one of the things, Stuart
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tries to say whatever the show is.
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Stuart fails to save the universe.
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Pretty good.
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Yeah.
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I've been pleasantly surprised.
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Yeah, we were all worried about that.
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That's exactly what I was going to say, yeah.
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Yeah, we were all thinking it was going to be
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a dud, but so pretty good. Okay, that's good. That
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makes me happy. The difficulty. Okay, look. You know the saying,
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careful what you wish for, because you just might get it?
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Remember back in the day when we were tired of
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cable paying for 300 something channels and we only watched
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a handful of them?
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And well, careful what you wish for because now we
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got it.
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So now instead of cable, most of us have cut
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the cord and we started having apps. Well, now there's
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like a million apps and they're hard to track. And
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now we wish we could go back to cable where
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they're all in one place and it's easier to find
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stuff like Trey has done.
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I still have my, I've actually cut some of the
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subscriptions and I just, I have DirecTV and so I get,
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I can still channel surf, which, and I guess it's
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an age thing. I genuinely find cathartic just on a
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Sunday afternoon, Saturday afternoon, just flipping through channels. Oh, hey,
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that's on. I'll watch movies with commercials. Just, you know,
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I know I could go watch them without, but I'm like,
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you know, there's just something about old school. You catch
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something on, you watch it.
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Yeah, and from wherever it picked up. You don't even
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try to start it from the beginning or anything. I'm
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just going to pick it up in the middle because
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I've seen it enough times. I don't need to start
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it from the front.
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But yeah, no, I'm with you on that.
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But it's so hard now because there's so many apps,
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there's so many networks and all these things. There's so
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many shows. This is the problem we have now. We
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used to say we didn't have enough shows to watch
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on too many nothing channels. Well, now we've got so
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many channels and now so many shows to watch. There's
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still lots of crap out there, but there's enough good
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stuff that it's hard to catch up. Like the list,
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the list I have just keeps growing of shows and
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or movies that I want to watch. And I can't
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get like we just last night watched the first.
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Episode of the pit. Ah, Katie and I just started
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watching hacks and we have been binging the crap out
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of it. It is so good. Jean Smart, the star
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of that, from Designing Women, you probably remember from that show.
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She is the first actress in history to win an
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Emmy for every single season of a show that they're
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the lead in. It's that good.
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Goddamn.
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It's not very often that I get pulled into something
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based on awards. It might heighten my curiosity for something,
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especially if I wasn't aware.
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Of it before.
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But that little note, Jerry, has me curious about that show, Hacks.
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The Emmys, you know, the other night, I think the
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show Widow's Bay broke the record for the most Emmy
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wins with 14.
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14 Emmys.
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Holy crap.
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I have no idea what the thing is about, but
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it turned my head when I saw a show winning
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14 Emmys in one night, and it's immediately now at
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the top of my list of curiosity to be like, A,
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what is it?
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And B... I feel like I need to see it.
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14 Emmys.
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I've never even heard of it. Yeah.
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I think I remember seeing like a promotional still for
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it on one of the apps. I don't know if
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it was Hulu or what. And that's other things like
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I'll see a show and I don't know which app
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it's on. I want to say it's Hulu. I could
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be wrong, but yeah, it's this show. I saw it
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when it was first released. It's a show that's called
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Widows Bay.
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I don't know.
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I think I saw like a like the image that
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it showed was just a like a like a rowboat
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or something in front of a lighthouse.
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Widow's Bay.
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I have no idea what that is. And then like
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a month later, they've won 14 Emmys.
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That is the subscription that I am torn on whether
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I want to cancel or not is my Hulu Disney
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ESPN bundle.
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I don't have the ESPN bundle. I just got the ES.
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I just had the Disney Hulu combo. and I keep it,
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if for nothing else, the Marvel stuff, because this year
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I went through and re-watched all the Marvel, so I
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needed it.
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I cut Paramount. I cut Peacock. Netflix and HBO are
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probably my big two. Apple TV, I have a bundle
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with music, TV, all the crap. Um, and then prime because, well,
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prime TV is just a ancillary bonus.
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Yeah, that's true. It comes with a subscription. Yeah. And
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for me, like watching a reacher right now.
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Um, so yeah, Kyle Chandler is 61 today. Um, I
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can't remember. So yeah, I'm only one episode into lanterns.
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It's okay so far.
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We'll see. I have no idea. Other birthdays today. Bobby
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Lee is 55. He is a comedian.
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He's also a podcaster, former Mad TV cast member. He
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and the guy he does the show with, I honestly
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don't know, the podcast is called Bad Friends.
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One of the top podcasts in the world.
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Good for them.
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So Bobby Lee, 55.
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Director Baz Luhrmann is 64. Some of his movies include
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Moulin Rouge, The Great Gatsby, Elvis, And Romeo and Juliet,
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the Leonardo DiCaprio and Claire Danes, Claire Danes.
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90s classic Romeo and Juliet. Great soundtrack.
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John Ritter would have been 78, but he had a
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aortic heart attack situation that killed him dead in 2003
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at just the age of 54. So keep that in mind.
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We're all right there at the age of John Ritter died.
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Get your tickers checked, boys. Speaking of which, I'm about
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to say one of the oldest man things I've ever said.
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The last time I went to the doctor, they told
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me about a blood test that we can now do
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that gives you sort of a genetic probability for heart attack.
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00:26:45.980 --> 00:26:47.420
Wait.
499
00:26:48.299 --> 00:26:50.700
Was it genetic or just based on lipid something?
500
00:26:51.259 --> 00:26:52.269
Whatever the test was.
501
00:26:52.930 --> 00:26:56.109
Went to the doctor and she told me, yeah, the
502
00:26:56.190 --> 00:27:00.730
odds of you having a heart attack are like minuscule.
503
00:27:00.880 --> 00:27:02.480
It was like a point something percent.
504
00:27:02.519 --> 00:27:03.759
And I was like, oh, that's good to know.
505
00:27:04.900 --> 00:27:07.220
Which she doesn't realize that's kind of like opening the
506
00:27:07.259 --> 00:27:08.339
door for me because now I.
507
00:27:08.299 --> 00:27:10.200
Feel like that means I can eat and drink whatever
508
00:27:10.319 --> 00:27:10.740
I want.
509
00:27:12.460 --> 00:27:13.960
But yeah, it was some test she did. I don't
510
00:27:13.980 --> 00:27:15.339
know if it was a lipid thing. It was in
511
00:27:15.359 --> 00:27:17.240
the blood work. Yeah, we can do this test now
512
00:27:17.319 --> 00:27:21.049
and see. like the likelihood of you having a major
513
00:27:21.089 --> 00:27:23.390
heart attack. I was like, that's kind of cool technology.
514
00:27:23.410 --> 00:27:27.640
Thank you for that. So if you boys being in
515
00:27:27.660 --> 00:27:29.799
the similar age group that I'm in, next time you
516
00:27:29.839 --> 00:27:31.779
get your stuff done, just ask about that.
517
00:27:33.599 --> 00:27:34.220
Let's see.
518
00:27:34.359 --> 00:27:37.460
Roddy McDowell is another deceased birthday. He would have been
519
00:27:37.460 --> 00:27:42.670
98 today from Planet of the Apes. And a little
520
00:27:43.450 --> 00:27:47.640
80s movie that I recall fondly, Fright Night. He played
521
00:27:47.859 --> 00:27:51.789
a TV version of Van Helsing in a movie called
522
00:27:51.930 --> 00:27:55.710
Fright Night. The guy that played Dracula was Chris Sarandon,
523
00:27:56.269 --> 00:28:00.529
who was from Princess Bride. To this day, it's one
524
00:28:00.549 --> 00:28:03.650
of the scariest vampire mouths. So like in all the
525
00:28:03.690 --> 00:28:08.250
vampire movies, they have like different sort of teeth versions.
526
00:28:09.690 --> 00:28:12.630
Fright Night had one of the scariest from what I
527
00:28:12.690 --> 00:28:15.390
remember as a kid. So do you guys remember this
528
00:28:15.450 --> 00:28:15.869
movie at all?
529
00:28:16.410 --> 00:28:16.890
Absolutely.
530
00:28:17.690 --> 00:28:19.490
Trey, no. Good movie, right, Jerry?
531
00:28:19.789 --> 00:28:20.009
Mm-hmm.
532
00:28:20.769 --> 00:28:25.210
So you got a teenage boy, neighbor moves in, the
533
00:28:25.250 --> 00:28:31.069
neighbor's Dracula, okay? And the neighbor's girlfriend's very cute, and
534
00:28:31.130 --> 00:28:33.890
Dracula has his eyes on her, and then he realizes, oh,
535
00:28:33.930 --> 00:28:36.910
my God, my neighbor's Dracula, and he's trying to protect
536
00:28:36.950 --> 00:28:41.500
his girlfriend, and so he tracks down TV's Van Helsing.
537
00:28:42.400 --> 00:28:44.480
And it's Roddy McDowell. And he's telling him, he's like,
538
00:28:44.640 --> 00:28:46.119
I'm not a real Van Helsing.
539
00:28:46.160 --> 00:28:49.380
I'm just an actor. And so they basically just do
540
00:28:49.400 --> 00:28:51.960
that whole thing. And it's a fun movie, man. It
541
00:28:51.980 --> 00:28:55.789
was creepy as hell in the 80s. I still remember,
542
00:28:55.849 --> 00:28:57.509
and Jerry, since you've seen it, I want to know
543
00:28:57.549 --> 00:29:01.589
if this sticks in your memory banks as hard as
544
00:29:01.630 --> 00:29:06.430
it does in mine. The guy's best friend gets bitten
545
00:29:06.450 --> 00:29:10.150
by Dracula and turned, right? He's kind of a scrawny
546
00:29:10.170 --> 00:29:16.710
dude with a high-pitched... quirky voice. And there was like a,
547
00:29:17.519 --> 00:29:21.759
in one scene, it's completely black and red eyes pop
548
00:29:21.880 --> 00:29:24.460
up and he starts laughing with this weird voice that
549
00:29:24.480 --> 00:29:26.099
his best friend had, but he's a vampire.
550
00:29:26.180 --> 00:29:27.200
It's creepy as hell.
551
00:29:27.359 --> 00:29:27.759
Fright night.
552
00:29:27.799 --> 00:29:28.519
It's a fun movie.
553
00:29:30.440 --> 00:29:37.950
Absolutely. Absolutely. And you're right. That vampire mouth was good grief.
554
00:29:38.569 --> 00:29:41.789
It was gnarly to, to, take away the nice, clean,
555
00:29:42.470 --> 00:29:43.539
you know, symmetrical.
556
00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:48.640
Yeah. Now this, this was not the sexy interview with
557
00:29:48.660 --> 00:29:51.440
the vampire vampire fangs. No, this was like, Oh shit.
558
00:29:52.160 --> 00:29:53.579
This was like meth vampire.
559
00:29:54.640 --> 00:29:54.940
Yes.
560
00:29:55.539 --> 00:29:56.039
Okay. Yes.
561
00:29:56.950 --> 00:30:02.450
If, if Dracula moved to Florida, which I now feel
562
00:30:02.470 --> 00:30:05.380
like that needs to be on the sci-fi network, uh, uh.
563
00:30:05.599 --> 00:30:06.160
Meth pyre.
564
00:30:08.220 --> 00:30:12.640
They, uh, did a remake of that movie in 2011.
565
00:30:12.640 --> 00:30:12.960
Any good?
566
00:30:12.980 --> 00:30:16.859
Uh, I've only seen bits and pieces of it. It's got,
567
00:30:16.940 --> 00:30:21.170
it stars Colin Farrell and the guy that plays the, uh,
568
00:30:21.390 --> 00:30:31.430
Ben Helsing character is, um, uh, What's his name? A tenant. Um,
569
00:30:32.380 --> 00:30:33.299
got to play Dr. Who.
570
00:30:34.940 --> 00:30:36.960
Ah, crap. I can't remember that guy's tenant.
571
00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:38.380
Uh, something tenant.
572
00:30:39.140 --> 00:30:39.339
Yeah.
573
00:30:39.900 --> 00:30:40.440
David. Anyway.
574
00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:40.680
Yes.
575
00:30:40.799 --> 00:30:41.059
David.
576
00:30:41.079 --> 00:30:41.220
Yeah.
577
00:30:41.240 --> 00:30:43.039
Yep. All right.
578
00:30:43.160 --> 00:30:46.680
Other birthdays today. Patrick Mahomes is 31 living a pretty
579
00:30:46.720 --> 00:30:51.410
good life. NBA Zen coach, Phil Jackson, 81.
580
00:30:51.410 --> 00:30:57.539
God, haven't seen him in a long time. Yeah, it's
581
00:30:57.599 --> 00:30:58.039
been a while.
582
00:30:58.339 --> 00:31:00.700
It's weird to think that he's already 81, but it
583
00:31:00.720 --> 00:31:04.640
makes sense. And I think this is probably the best
584
00:31:04.720 --> 00:31:05.829
birthday of today.
585
00:31:07.009 --> 00:31:09.730
Doug E. Fresh is 60.
586
00:31:09.730 --> 00:31:10.430
Doug E. Fresh.
587
00:31:11.009 --> 00:31:11.359
Doug E.
588
00:31:11.410 --> 00:31:14.690
Fresh is 60. Hip-hop pioneer known as a human beatbox.
589
00:31:15.869 --> 00:31:18.710
And if I remember correctly, one of the stars.
590
00:31:19.789 --> 00:31:20.609
Of Cool Runnings.
591
00:31:20.630 --> 00:31:27.150
I believe he was the one in Cool Runnings where
592
00:31:27.589 --> 00:31:30.099
he's telling John Candy as he's in the bobsled, I
593
00:31:30.130 --> 00:31:32.380
can't get my helmet on, Coach. John Candy comes over,
594
00:31:32.940 --> 00:31:35.359
smashes the top of the helmet onto his head, and
595
00:31:35.380 --> 00:31:36.359
he's like, thanks, Coach.
596
00:31:41.779 --> 00:31:45.039
I know I remember Cool Runnings as a funny movie,
597
00:31:45.059 --> 00:31:49.740
but I don't really remember any bits and pieces of it.
598
00:31:50.829 --> 00:31:53.390
Oh, yeah. I mean, the part, thanks, Coach, where he
599
00:31:53.509 --> 00:31:54.910
smashes the helmet onto his head.
600
00:31:55.539 --> 00:32:00.640
Starring John Candy and Leon, who was also the star
601
00:32:00.680 --> 00:32:03.329
of the Living on a Prayer video by Madonna. He
602
00:32:03.369 --> 00:32:06.109
was like the head Jamaican bobsledder. And then I think
603
00:32:06.150 --> 00:32:08.109
it was Doug E. Fresh that played the one with
604
00:32:08.130 --> 00:32:08.829
the short dreads.
605
00:32:09.609 --> 00:32:13.069
Living on a Prayer was Bon Jovi. Yeah.
606
00:32:13.410 --> 00:32:15.690
Sorry, not Living on a Prayer. Like a Prayer.
607
00:32:15.710 --> 00:32:19.190
Like a Prayer.
608
00:32:19.690 --> 00:32:22.549
Oh, I got it wrong. Mackie got me. He's like, no, Dan,
609
00:32:22.569 --> 00:32:23.349
that's Doug E. Doug.
610
00:32:25.500 --> 00:32:27.480
See, this is why you have to have different, like,
611
00:32:27.609 --> 00:32:31.039
differing names. Man, I think I just really insulted Doug E.
612
00:32:31.069 --> 00:32:31.309
Fresh.
613
00:32:31.369 --> 00:32:33.390
I thought Doug E. Fresh and Doug E. Doug were
614
00:32:33.410 --> 00:32:37.349
the same guy. I need to brush up on my hip-hop.
615
00:32:39.170 --> 00:32:40.529
Yeah, I don't know. Either one of them would be
616
00:32:40.549 --> 00:32:41.109
happy with that.
617
00:32:42.339 --> 00:32:48.799
Probably not. My apologies to the Doug E's from the
618
00:32:48.839 --> 00:32:50.059
bottom of my heart.
619
00:32:51.440 --> 00:32:54.400
I was just saying it as a birthday because it's
620
00:32:54.440 --> 00:32:55.559
an excuse.
621
00:32:55.180 --> 00:32:57.420
Where I get to bring up Cool Runnings and what
622
00:32:57.440 --> 00:32:58.200
a great movie it is.
623
00:32:58.599 --> 00:33:00.460
What is it, Jerry? I said, I know this is
624
00:33:00.500 --> 00:33:05.200
not a today thing, but there's another notable birthday happening
625
00:33:05.220 --> 00:33:05.700
this weekend.
626
00:33:06.509 --> 00:33:07.049
Oh, what's that?
627
00:33:08.809 --> 00:33:11.319
You don't know? Hang on.
628
00:33:11.329 --> 00:33:12.170
I'm looking at the date.
629
00:33:12.190 --> 00:33:16.549
Let's see. We're recording this on September 16th. The episode
630
00:33:16.569 --> 00:33:17.869
drops on September 17th.
631
00:33:17.869 --> 00:33:32.160
Okay. Raj's birthday was October. Is it yours? Yes. Is
632
00:33:32.200 --> 00:33:33.599
it your birthday this weekend, Jerry?
633
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:34.220
Yes.
634
00:33:35.420 --> 00:33:42.579
I mean, surprise. 51 to 52.
635
00:33:42.579 --> 00:33:42.859
Yeah.
636
00:33:42.880 --> 00:33:48.430
That's a real barn burner of a birthday. Hmm.
637
00:33:50.740 --> 00:33:54.319
Yeah, I blew it out on the 50th.
638
00:33:55.759 --> 00:33:58.240
We are 0 for 3 here inside the treehouse with
639
00:33:58.299 --> 00:34:01.279
wishing you a happy birthday, Jerry. Number one, I didn't
640
00:34:01.319 --> 00:34:04.740
even know it was your birthday. Number two, Trey didn't
641
00:34:04.819 --> 00:34:07.529
know how old you were. And in the chat, Linda
642
00:34:07.569 --> 00:34:09.190
just said, happy birthday, jerk.
643
00:34:09.670 --> 00:34:14.800
I was off by a year. That's a compliment to Jerry.
644
00:34:14.840 --> 00:34:22.739
I thought he was younger. Happy birthday, jerk.
645
00:34:23.500 --> 00:34:26.579
I mean, that is one of the nicest things I've
646
00:34:26.599 --> 00:34:27.500
been called, actually.
647
00:34:29.340 --> 00:34:30.920
It's better to have a T on the end than
648
00:34:30.960 --> 00:34:31.320
a K.
649
00:34:31.679 --> 00:34:32.239
That's right.
650
00:34:33.949 --> 00:34:36.010
I'm sorry, Jerry. Happy birthday, man.
651
00:34:37.050 --> 00:34:40.190
In my defense, I'm terrible with birthdays because I'm not
652
00:34:40.250 --> 00:34:42.989
big on my birthday, so it has to be drilled
653
00:34:43.050 --> 00:34:44.929
into my head anybody else's.
654
00:34:45.570 --> 00:34:48.809
Your birthday is your own personal holiday. Even if you
655
00:34:48.849 --> 00:34:54.150
don't subscribe to a government-mandated holiday or religious holiday, there
656
00:34:54.190 --> 00:34:56.250
is one day out of the year that is for you,
657
00:34:56.269 --> 00:34:57.780
and that's your birthday.
658
00:34:58.820 --> 00:35:06.219
It is an arbitrary marker of time. What day is
659
00:35:06.239 --> 00:35:06.820
your birthday, Jerry?
660
00:35:07.539 --> 00:35:10.659
September 20th, the day after International Talk Like a Pirate Day,
661
00:35:11.659 --> 00:35:13.710
and the day before the first day of autumn.
662
00:35:16.159 --> 00:35:22.440
Man, they sandwiched you in between those perfectly. All right,
663
00:35:22.460 --> 00:35:28.840
September 20th. Tara, can you make a note of that, please?
664
00:35:28.980 --> 00:35:32.070
September 20th, Jerry's... Yeah, Jerry's birthday.
665
00:35:32.110 --> 00:35:37.590
September 20th. Yeah, I know I should know it, but I...
666
00:35:37.590 --> 00:35:42.849
Tara has reprimanded me. I'm sorry, Jerry. September 20th, Jert's birthday.
667
00:35:47.050 --> 00:35:48.579
That's how I'm actually going to put it in there now,
668
00:35:48.619 --> 00:35:53.920
I think. Happy birthday, Jerry. The big five, too. Anything
669
00:35:53.960 --> 00:36:01.320
special planned? Perfect. That sounds exactly correct and proper for
670
00:36:01.340 --> 00:36:02.340
a 52nd birthday.
671
00:36:02.619 --> 00:36:04.980
Yeah. I think I'm going to go eat Tex-Mex with
672
00:36:05.000 --> 00:36:11.250
the fam. But other than that, we'll party.
673
00:36:11.369 --> 00:36:12.610
There's not a lot to celebrate.
674
00:36:13.630 --> 00:36:13.750
No.
675
00:36:15.130 --> 00:36:17.429
I used to do the big birthday parties on like
676
00:36:17.449 --> 00:36:20.559
the tens, you know, like the 30th or the 40th.
677
00:36:21.920 --> 00:36:24.280
Then get to 50 and it's like, maybe we should
678
00:36:24.300 --> 00:36:27.179
do the big parties every five just to make sure.
679
00:36:29.360 --> 00:36:31.050
Makes sense. Get them all in.
680
00:36:31.590 --> 00:36:34.510
Look, there are different landmark birthdays in our lives, right?
681
00:36:34.650 --> 00:36:38.130
I mean, 16, you get your license. 18, you can
682
00:36:38.230 --> 00:36:39.530
vote or join the military.
683
00:36:39.530 --> 00:36:46.159
21, you can drink. 25, you can rent a car. Uh, yeah.
684
00:36:47.349 --> 00:36:49.489
And the insurance comes down a little bit.
685
00:36:50.289 --> 00:36:53.809
Um, then there's, then there's the mile marker birthdays, like
686
00:36:53.809 --> 00:36:57.610
30 and.
687
00:36:56.599 --> 00:36:59.320
40, 50.
688
00:36:59.320 --> 00:37:01.679
But after you turn 50, there are not a whole
689
00:37:01.739 --> 00:37:07.769
lot of, you know, celebratory birthdays or noteworthy birthdays. There's,
690
00:37:07.769 --> 00:37:12.340
55 used to be one because that's when people could retire,
691
00:37:12.400 --> 00:37:14.860
but that's not happening for our generation or any that
692
00:37:14.880 --> 00:37:18.900
we're going to see. Um, so what are, so then, yeah,
693
00:37:18.920 --> 00:37:21.900
you're right. Then you're just kind of noting the major birthdays.
694
00:37:21.920 --> 00:37:23.880
Like after you turned 50, it's like, Hey, what's the
695
00:37:23.920 --> 00:37:26.780
next big one? I made it to 55.
696
00:37:26.780 --> 00:37:27.099
Cool.
697
00:37:27.500 --> 00:37:30.519
Uh, then I make it to 60. After 60, it's like,
698
00:37:30.579 --> 00:37:32.820
you're just happy that you made it to another one. Yeah.
699
00:37:33.719 --> 00:37:37.760
Are there any like noteworthy birthdays after you turned 50 that,
700
00:37:38.840 --> 00:37:39.400
I'm forgetting.
701
00:37:40.840 --> 00:37:42.260
Social Security birthday?
702
00:37:42.260 --> 00:37:48.250
65. I mean... 72 now?
703
00:37:48.250 --> 00:37:48.309
64.
704
00:37:48.289 --> 00:37:50.150
That was in the Beatles song. Everybody gets to sing
705
00:37:50.170 --> 00:37:54.130
that Beatles song to you. Will you still need me?
706
00:37:54.309 --> 00:37:57.750
Will you still feed me when I'm 64?
707
00:37:57.750 --> 00:38:00.030
See, even they thought 64 was old back then. Do
708
00:38:00.050 --> 00:38:01.739
you think they sing that song now and they think.
709
00:38:02.260 --> 00:38:03.980
Oh, mate, we're really old now.
710
00:38:04.000 --> 00:38:06.940
Yeah, because.
711
00:38:08.130 --> 00:38:11.170
After you hit whatever age you're going to pull social security,
712
00:38:11.190 --> 00:38:13.809
there's no noteworthy birthdays, right?
713
00:38:13.829 --> 00:38:20.199
You're still alive. Every day is the birthday.
714
00:38:20.900 --> 00:38:25.679
I mean, that's why Jerry's right. It's like high school reunions.
715
00:38:26.440 --> 00:38:30.000
You do it every 10 years, and then after 30,
716
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:31.860
you do it every five years, because then it's like, well,
717
00:38:31.880 --> 00:38:32.760
who's alive and who's dead?
718
00:38:33.389 --> 00:38:34.369
Yeah, right.
719
00:38:34.550 --> 00:38:37.489
And we've already lost a lot of people in my
720
00:38:38.559 --> 00:38:40.320
graduating class. Really?
721
00:38:40.760 --> 00:38:40.980
Yeah.
722
00:38:41.199 --> 00:38:43.460
We lost, we lost a lot during COVID and just
723
00:38:43.480 --> 00:38:47.099
for other reasons, it's been, it's been rough on the
724
00:38:47.099 --> 00:38:47.500
93 skaters.
725
00:38:48.539 --> 00:38:48.900
Jesus.
726
00:38:50.099 --> 00:38:54.760
Uh, 98 Vikings, uh, got an early start. I think
727
00:38:54.800 --> 00:38:57.559
there was a girl that died like a couple of
728
00:38:57.599 --> 00:39:02.130
months after graduation. And then within a year, within a
729
00:39:02.210 --> 00:39:05.090
year of graduating, we had a guy, uh, wakeboarding in
730
00:39:05.130 --> 00:39:09.320
Lake Arlington drowned. So 98 Vikings started early. I don't
731
00:39:09.340 --> 00:39:11.280
know where everyone else has ended up since, but.
732
00:39:11.219 --> 00:39:13.659
We were overachievers. There's no doubt about that.
733
00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:18.960
I married four people out of my senior year, senior
734
00:39:18.980 --> 00:39:20.429
year to freshman year in college.
735
00:39:22.449 --> 00:39:22.769
Four?
736
00:39:25.670 --> 00:39:27.340
Were they on the same boat or something, or is
737
00:39:27.360 --> 00:39:28.320
it all different stuff.
738
00:39:29.780 --> 00:39:36.469
All different three car wrecks one a freak accident one
739
00:39:36.489 --> 00:39:37.670
a suicide actually there was.
740
00:39:37.650 --> 00:39:44.389
Five Jesus that reminds me you need to watch the
741
00:39:44.409 --> 00:40:02.619
final destination movie holy shit i'm sorry i did not
742
00:40:02.699 --> 00:40:04.099
expect that to hit that hard.
743
00:40:09.039 --> 00:40:11.179
I say that because i was thinking about it in
744
00:40:11.219 --> 00:40:14.300
the terms of like when you're when you're graduating high
745
00:40:14.340 --> 00:40:17.000
school and the valedictorian is doing the speech and everything
746
00:40:17.969 --> 00:40:19.789
They get up there and they talk about hope and
747
00:40:19.809 --> 00:40:20.309
the future.
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They never get up there and say, some of us
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are going to be dead soon.
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If I'd seen the movie, it would probably hit a
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lot harder.
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Oh, it will.
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You'll be one of the weirdos watching Final Destination laughing
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your ass off. As opposed to being absolutely mortified. Okay,
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last little bit here inside the treehouse for today. We
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promised that we would teach you some important life lessons.
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One of those is here. Don't jack and drive. A
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pantsless driver in Detroit died in a car wreck.
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While watching porn. Speaking of Final Destination. This dude... Let's
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be honest.
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This dude went out on top. What I mean by
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that is He leveled up in death. This is a
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new level of distracted driving. A 58-year-old man who could
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clearly still get it up was preoccupied by porn on
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his phone when he crashed his car, rolled his vehicle,
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all while.
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Not wearing pants. And he died.
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Wasn't he ejected?
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You remember earlier when i said share this show with
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a friend if you loved what you heard here today
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share it with a friend.
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And together we can grow really big and strong the
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treehouse show.
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And possibly avoid.
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Any premature ejections. We'll see you next time right here
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inside the treehouse.
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And he really was.