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Welcome back to the Speak Easy.
I'm ninety seven one the Freak. Yeah,
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but welcome back. This is the
Speak Easy. I'm Jeff along say,
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Kat, Julie and Matt doing the
tardiest morning show in DFW. Thanks
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for hanging out with us. Coming
up at nine o'clock, we will revisit
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the sports world. It's NFL Draft
week and the Stars are locked into a
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series with the Wild and uh,
I should know the team in DFW.
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That's kicking ass. Yes, a
lot of things to get to us.
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Nurse Grave dog tows um. But
it is eight thirty, which means this
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time for the news. News is
a stupid word. Scuttlebuts a cool word.
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Here's Kat with scuttlebut oh my,
thank you very much, Thank you
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to Parker University. Got a wild
one for you today, guys. Type
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of story that I first ate and
look get and go, oh, that
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sounds terrible, and then I dive
in and realize we've got something here,
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and I like mysteries. I seen
this story, but I've never clicked on
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it. I saw the headline and
I was like, that sounds confusing.
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One of those things you gott.
I hope my guy's got this. Yep.
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Sometimes, Jeff probably have this.
I saw something about tongues. Yes,
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authorities are investigating the mysterious deaths in
three different Texas counties of six cattle
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that were found missing their ton Yeah
no ton no yep. Wait, so
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they were dead and missing their tongue. I did see online someone was asking,
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can someone explain the whole thing with
words not having the ng in them?
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Matt cather Ore. You know our
wonderful producer, one of our draft
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daddies, military veteran and a guy
who shares an only fans account. His
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father has giant tonsils and it makes
it so he can't say words with nngs
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very well. So if you had
the word tongue, well there's an ng
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there and he's not be able to
hit it, so it'll be ton.
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Yeah. So when we say hanging
and baining, hanging and banging bainers,
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but we have to make him feel
more at home, we have acquired his
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speech impediment. Yeah, hay Ban
Tyler Sagan for instance, he is a
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he's a winger, he's a wiener, he's winner. He's a winer.
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Um right, wiener maybe on the
left. I don't know. You're getting
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political. Matt. Oh, yeah, gotta watch those words. I guess
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we just said. But some winger
wer sometimes. I guess he's always a
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sinner. Didn't work for him.
He's not afraid of playing on the Wien.
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Let's talk about Robertson. Now there's
a good winery. That's a winer.
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He's score some goals. Yeah,
so this is the sixth and latest
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suspicious finding. Now this one was
in Madison County. Now Madison, y'all
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know where Madisonville is? Oh,
yeah, of course. Yeah, it's
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got that Walmart not far away.
Yeah. Well they got a Bucky's too,
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Yeah of course. Yeah. Down
south on the way to Houston is
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way been there? Yeah, I
was just thrown up. You've never been
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to any BUCkies? No, dude, you're so lucky, you know,
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really, Yes, why you are
so lucky because you've avoided You've avoided like
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you have to dodge seventeen families in
eleven cars to get to a gas pump.
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It's just simple. Don't go on
a weekend going there for a little
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package of peanut butter crackers and seventy
four kids mash into your head first in
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the rib cage. BUCkies is a
trainer going to BUCkies for a pack of
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butter crackers. That's on you.
What are you going getting into We're going
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to decorate the house. What are
you doing? I can tell that Kevin
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is getting offended by you dissing BUCkies
and you guys are about to have a
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fight. Delicious nuts fight, look
great, fountain drink. Bucky's is super
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cool if you go at a time
where there's no one there, and that's
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hard to do on the road.
Maybe I want to brisket sandwich. Yeah,
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there looks like there's a lot of
gas pumps there. I didn't think
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there's a million gas so there's no
Joslyne. You should be able to slide
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right in right now. Go on
a weekend, especially if you go to
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they can choose your spot. Never
ever try to go to a Bucky's on
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a weekend in a town that is
a place you could float the river.
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Because we were in Green, Texas
and wherever by Fredericksburg, whatever, we're
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going to float the river. And
when I tell you, it was Saturday
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morning and two people didn't have big
containers to put a bunch of booze in
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to float the river. And they
can somebody run to BUCkies and I was
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like, I'll do it. A
town built to hold four hundred people has
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twenty thousand there and they're all at
f and Bucky's on Saturday morning. And
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that was traumatic. And that's my
Buckey's problem. Yeah, you haven't quite
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recovered from that. I'm just telling
you that this is where the cow was
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found. Okay, oh okay,
let's get back to this boat. Sir.
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Ranchers found a six year old longhorn
boat mutilated. Now, they did
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not say when the cow was discovered, but they said it had a straight
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and clean cut with apparent precision.
I'm gonna throw an accusation right now.
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A and M fan. It was
just said it was a long horn.
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Yeah, but it was wearing,
you know, definitely a naggy fan cut
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his tongue rate out. Maybe it
was u KT Red Raider guy. Maybe
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Oh that makes sense too, not
me. Oh he's mad they're not coming
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to the SEC. Last year,
he's mad they're not coming to the SEC.
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Yeah, dude, it's definitely a
Red Raider fan. What's up?
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Maybe? What mad? That Texas
Texas SEC? Yeah? Why would I
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want to go four and eight?
Well? You already do that going six
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and six, Sir, back off
on that one. We don't have losing
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records. Well we stay five hundred. Damn right, Pat Mahomes on the
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team, five hundred. It's crazy. Right. Here's there's your important details.
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Here. A straight, clean cut
with apparent precision had been made,
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and they removed the hide around its
mouth. On one side of it,
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the tongue was gone, but no
blood was spilled. A dipper. Maybe
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that longhorn was a dipper. Naturally
it was removing the cancers, you know.
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Maybe that means they had a hot, hot metal and they just cut
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it and as he cut it,
you know, it's I've never seen this
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practice done before, but I think
all theories are welcome at this point because
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we don't know the answer. Now, don't don't people eat cow toumb Yes?
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Yeah, maybe they needed food.
Uh there's the cow, but there's
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yeah, and you would have got
a bunch of them from different hurts.
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Here's what's interesting. No signs of
a struggle, no footprints or tire tracks
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in the area. Ranchers have also
reported that no predators or birds were scavenging
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the remains of the cow, which
seems really that seems a little far.
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In its investigation, they learned that
five other similar cases had happened, four
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adult cows, one calf in both
Brazis and Robertson Counties. This is a
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ghost story, s no tracks,
no nothing. Each of these cases was
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reported in a different location, in
a different pasture and from a different herd
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of cow. Each of them was
found the same way, on their sides,
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with the exposed part of their face
cut along the jawline and their tongue
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removed. And a crap is happening. But they they're they're dead too.
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Oh yeah, oh, I thought
they were still living. On two of
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the five cows, a circular cut
was made removing the anus and the genital.
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Yet right now we got things just
went weird, that went zero.
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I think that's your outlier here,
is that two of them had the anus
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and the genitals cut off. This
would be much like ace Ventura, where
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somebody did this because they were insanely
jealous of the size. But why wouldn't
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they do with all of them and
the size of the anus? Yeah,
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yeah, you're into No one talks
about that being being jealous of that.
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Maybe you don't why you've worked up
to the large. There's like a little
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rating on dating profiles. I got
a medium blood guy, I'm a medium
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man. Yeah, yeah, because
if you put it your profile, you
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don't have to d M them.
How's your righting us? He has a
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little too grothy. So they had
their tongue and their venus removed. Now,
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the circular cuts on the butt and
for the was the same precision as
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the cuts on the jaw, so
like same length, and it was like
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well done, like professionally done.
Now, this has happened before. This
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happened back in nineteen seventy five,
eleven states reported finding dead livestock with their
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sex, organs and their tongues missing. Now, at the time, nearly
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two hundred cows, one buffalo,
one horse, and one goat were reported
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to have been found with parts removed. This led to conspiracy theory. Some
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people thought it might have been like
an extrich restaural thing. Yeah, it
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has to be. It's aliens.
I agree, some people prints more so
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back in the nineteen seventy five than
now. We're blaming satanic colts, the
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Annal probe the cows. Sure,
yeah, I remember when we used to.
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Yeah, Satanic colt was a great
thing to blame things on. And
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way before that it was whitches.
Okay, yeah, before that was it
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has been witches now that makes more
sense. And the seventies no track was
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found either, no tracks, Well
it was the seventies, So we need
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a track that leads to the to
the alien thing. If there's no tracks,
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definitely alien. So here we are
fifty years later, and I would
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say steaks were pretty high to find
out it's gonna happen. Stakes cow be
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funny. Maybe they had beef with
someone. Oh the beef. I think
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I'll use both the good ones.
Well, why don't you take stock of
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the situation of horse, Julie.
Let's hoof it over there and figure it
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out, all right? What if
the authorities are steering us in the wrong
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direction? You win? I'm out, I got nothing. How will we
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move past this? Right? Good? Okay, let's put the story out
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the pasture. I vote, I'd
like to keep doing it all right,
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Then, if you're gonna keep the
said horse in there, somewhere, there
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was a horse. There's a horse
somewhere in the story. But if you
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want to keep doing it, then
then don't don't put your these cowpuns you've
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crossed the line. Hey, I'm
legitimately confused about this story, don't we
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have so many dead cows with no
tire tracks, no footprints, no nothing.
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See as being a weirdo like myself
in regards to aliens, I really
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believe it's the aliens. It sounds
like a good a good situation that could
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be very alien. E Was there
like any signs out there like the movie?
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You know, like, was there
any like you know? Okay,
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you wouldn't want that as evidence because
every time we've had the science thing,
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we have proven who did it.
Well, we don't want to use the
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science thing. Man, do you
explain these these cows? Though? I
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don't. They never never had cows
on the side of their signs. I
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was trying to hold back a saying
other stuff. Yeah, okay, um,
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listen, I'm not I'm not going
to rule out extraterrestrial. I think
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it might be bigfoot. We'd have
a footprint. Yeah, you're right,
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all right, I'm going back to
aliens for sure. The fasts that were
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aliens were at six We're in central
Texas. Now, we've had we've we've
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heard things about the Memorius story.
A couple weeks ago about the mysteries in
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the lake down in Austin. Oh. Yes, people kind of wondering is
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there a serial killer loose? It
could be one of those kind of brilliant
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mind type serial killers who's leaving a
trail of some sort. We're cutting some
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cows anale anus out. They do. They do weird creepy things sometimes just
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to like get kind of the people
talking. But the part about it not
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bleeding seems so weird to me.
And no animals running over to tray and
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eat it. Yeah, possibility necromancy, Okay, okay, Yeah, I
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mean it's like at this point you
can't throw it out. Yep, that's
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all I'm saying. I don't know. Yeah, he's just saying it's a
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possibility. He's not having a hard
opinion on this, because you know what,
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if you want to have a hard
opinion on this, you're probably wrong.
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Yeah to anyone, you couldn't be
suicidal. But I need to stop.
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They can't cut out their own tongues
that clean, yeah, or their
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cheeks rough deal there. Well,
I'll let you know once we hear more.
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We'd better get finality to this because
we're waiting on another. Right,
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we got aliens. Have you got
aliens? I don't think. And it's
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in middle of nowhere, Texas,
right, I think we mean to don't
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think it's aliens. Who else is
walking around with no damn foot prints?
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Yeah? They sucked them up in
the start and their little ship and then
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they dropped them back down with no
anus. If you're an alien, yeah,
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if you're not picking six tow cows
and Texas and just moving along,
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ye, yes you are, because
you want animal butts and so you gotta
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get one. They wanted to try
the beef, but they just left the
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beef a hun. That's the tough
part is they didn't even take That's a
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waste of good food. I'd like
to apologize to the farmers affected and the
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ranchers well, I think they lost
their babies. Family's ranch is not that
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far away from all of this,
and we do have long horns. I
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thought about you, Julie, I
thought, what should we do there next
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to protect our longharns. I think
you should sleep with them because these things
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can either teleport or they're attacking from
the sky. You can't get get that
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close to them because they might spook
and kick you. Yeah, Daisy and
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rowdier. They're pretty friendly, but
I don't know if they're down for cuddling.
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There's a guy who worked cattle two
weeks ago. Let me tell you,
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I can't get too well. How
about that. He's a guy who
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worked again. You're gonna need a
lot of different cameras. You're gonna need
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infrared. You're gonna because this is
this is not gonna be a normal It's
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not gonna be a normy. Just
say the story. By the way,
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this is um Kevin, Jeff,
Julian, Matt and the Speak Easy.
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We're on the air from seven to
eleven AM on ninety seven one The Freak
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about six months into this rand new
radio station. Tell your friends if you
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like it. Mike Reiner and I
are going to do a podcast called what's
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Evan Carter up to? Oh?
Yeah, I like that. Just a
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layer in the world is Evan Carter. Yeah, it's just about the Rangers
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prospect because he's every day he's really
good, be good. Well. Every
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time something happens with Evan Carter.
Reyner tags me on Twitter to make sure
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I'm in the loop, and I
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What's you guys gotta get on the
Evan Carter newsletter that I've been putting
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out. Okay, um, if
you want more Julie, she will be
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at the down beat today from three
to seven. That's right, last double
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Julie today, double uh double fisting
later. Right, She's gonna be double
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well shifted. I mean, I
feel like I have to now. You
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just told everyone that I'm going to
fist after the downbeat after and then come
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in roll hunt over tomorrow, I
mean semifinals and finals of the Intermediate Volleyball
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sand League tonight to come support best
of luck. I'll be on the down
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beat. I think I like when
when chaos happens at kid events because Disneyland's
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got a popular show called Fantasmic,
and they've got an animatronic dragon that breathes
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fire, and it burst into flames
last night it was actually breathing fire.
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simulate fire by like blowing warm air, and well, it was part of
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the presentation, but something went wrong
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supposed to go. The tex he
got on fire really scary. So instead
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of the fire projecting out the head
of the dragon caught on fire. Oh
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wow. Then right after that,
the whole dragons catches on fire. The
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whole body's up in flames. Kids
are screaming everywhere. The end of the
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show is supposed to be Mickey Mouse
battling a giant dragon named Maleficent. Maleficent,
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Yes, there was a movie,
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make should put that fire out.
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I wouldn't probably take my kids to
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fire. And then yeah, fire
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to the Red Keep. It's not
there anymore reference like that, Julie.
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We gotta recall forty thousand Chevy Silverada
have been recalled over a fire risk.
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And here's what they're saying to do. Don't park your car inside, park
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your car outside if you gotta Silverado
from twenty nineteen. Good parking outside?
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What happened? No, I'd swing
by Classic Chevrolet, get that all squared
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away. Maybe get you a twenty
twenty three, get like five grand off
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MSRP. You know what I'm saying, Dorian will take care of you.
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You know you might as well is
upgrade right, Hell yeah, you might
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as well. Chevy Blazer like me, got them. Or if you've never
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tried leasing before, baby, you're
like, hey, I don't want to
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have this. You go to DNM
leasing here. You we can do with
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the endorsement battle if you want some
options. This is a great opportunity for
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anybody who needs I don't know mister
d or mister m but I know Dorian
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Jimenez trying both all right. Uh. Potential leak of break fluid could cause
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the fire, so look out there
no injuries reported yet, but they're just
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they're just getting out ahead of it
to the when it does happen, they're
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going back. We told you park
outside. What well, look, let's
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to it, Mack to mac fire
stories. Yes, can we acknowledge something
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here real quick? Most of you
out there that are driving a truck,
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there's surely no reason for it.
The country boys that have turned on their
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The country boys use their truck,
but you city boys ain't hauling nothing.
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You got you're getting three miles to
the gallon because you replaced your tires with
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some big old off road mud so
you can drive on Highway twenty. I'm
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saying some country boys live in the
city because it's what's best for their family.
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Yeah, and the cattle. Yeah, I'm just saying, man,
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those talkbacks are gonna be one.
I drove a nineteen ninety nine one fifty
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for a while, and there was
no reason. There was never well,
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actually there was. I was driving
homeless people around, but so actually I
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did have a reason. Yeah.
See, your truck bed is flawless,
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like there ain't a speck of dirt. You got that rhino lining. They
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got one scrape. I know,
I forgot about that. I've never seen
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you haul. Last story in the
Scuttle, but for to day with Kevin,
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Jeff, Julie, Matt. We've
got a porn problem, guys,
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Paul, Well, yeah, I
don't. Well, we've got a growing
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number of gen Z and millennial males
are complaining about early on set a right
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tile dysfunction. Well, I don't
have that problem. I don't know how,
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and they're still doing studies on it, but they're blaming this on a
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few things, porn addiction, because
it's accessible now it's a very real thing,
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and leading to the decintitation of you
know, it's a real thing,
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just kind of so all right,
hold on. So then that decreases your
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arousal, That leads to relationship issues, That leads to problems getting and then
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maintaining yes arousal, especially for longer
than four hours. Real quick question.
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So what I'm gathering here is that
is it because they're engaging too much into
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the watching this, you know,
so like like three or four times a
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day is an issue? Is that
what they're saying. I think it's more
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just like you're starting at an early
age. Like let's go to Jeff and
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I's age of mid thirties to late
thirties. Okay, online porn was accessible
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to us, but we were older. We were sixteen to twenty five,
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probably in that range, you know, when it was saying meanwhile, for
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others it was accessible at twelve thirteen, fourteen, Well, I mean,
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why would you be doing in at
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and available well, I'm saying,
you know, some people at twelve to
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thirteen, you're not even you know, I discovered that at the age of
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seven or eight. Yeah, I
mean too discovered. No, I'm talking
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about some hope. Yeah, yeah, I'm saying some I'm you know,
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is Julie learning something today? Yeah, buddy of mine told me about it.
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Now, some people might not round, some people might not be produced
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by twelve or thirteen. So what's
the point. Yeah, like, you're
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not getting in product. Okay,
let me Okay, Matt, I'm gonna
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break news to you because I gotta
tell you the day when I was twelve
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or thirteen or whatever I think,
and the first time that there was product.
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Yeah, I was terrified and very
sad because before that you got everything
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without having clean. I kind of
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I mean, I didn't know the
big old didn't wait for that.
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It's still there, Okay, Okay, fair enough. I didn't know that
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here that kids. Yeah, we
just we just did a wrong thing.
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Dump this whole go back well forty
seconds. You know, I wanted to
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do a good science thing. There's
something I've been very passionate about solving and
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helping people out with them than just
like, wait, let's not ruin minds
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by looking at porn at the age
of thirteen. But that's what's happening,
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and that's leading to ed and you
know what, who hurts in the end.
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That's wild. This is bad for
the partners. It's bad for love.
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It's true. It's true. You
live in that weird world where you
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don't actually have to exist in the
same space as someone while you're getting that
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sort of thing, and so then
when you get into a real life scenario
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and it's no longer such an easy
thing and you're in a real vulnerable and
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anxious space. Continue anyway it is
anyway, ye all right? Cool,
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good job, guys. What's up? What's what's next? Job? That
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is a great question that you just
asked me. Kevin and I have an
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answer. Chrisis averted, and we're
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Welcome back to the Speak Easy.
I'm ninety seven one the Freak. Yeah,
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but welcome back. This is the
Speak Easy. I'm Jeff along say,
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Kat, Julie and Matt doing the
tardiest morning show in DFW. Thanks
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for hanging out with us. Coming
up at nine o'clock, we will revisit
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the sports world. It's NFL Draft
week and the Stars are locked into a
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series with the Wild and uh,
I should know the team in DFW.
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That's kicking ass. Yes, a
lot of things to get to us.
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Nurse Grave dog tows um. But
it is eight thirty, which means this
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time for the news. News is
a stupid word. Scuttlebuts a cool word.
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Here's Kat with scuttlebut oh my,
thank you very much, Thank you
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to Parker University. Got a wild
one for you today, guys. Type
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of story that I first ate and
look get and go, oh, that
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sounds terrible, and then I dive
in and realize we've got something here,
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and I like mysteries. I seen
this story, but I've never clicked on
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it. I saw the headline and
I was like, that sounds confusing.
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One of those things you gott.
I hope my guy's got this. Yep.
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Sometimes, Jeff probably have this.
I saw something about tongues. Yes,
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authorities are investigating the mysterious deaths in
three different Texas counties of six cattle
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that were found missing their ton Yeah
no ton no yep. Wait, so
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they were dead and missing their tongue. I did see online someone was asking,
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can someone explain the whole thing with
words not having the ng in them?
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Matt cather Ore. You know our
wonderful producer, one of our draft
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daddies, military veteran and a guy
who shares an only fans account. His
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father has giant tonsils and it makes
it so he can't say words with nngs
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very well. So if you had
the word tongue, well there's an ng
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there and he's not be able to
hit it, so it'll be ton.
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Yeah. So when we say hanging
and baining, hanging and banging bainers,
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but we have to make him feel
more at home, we have acquired his
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speech impediment. Yeah, hay Ban
Tyler Sagan for instance, he is a
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he's a winger, he's a wiener, he's winner. He's a winer.
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Um right, wiener maybe on the
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political. Matt. Oh, yeah, gotta watch those words. I guess
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we just said. But some winger
wer sometimes. I guess he's always a
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sinner. Didn't work for him.
He's not afraid of playing on the Wien.
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Let's talk about Robertson. Now there's
a good winery. That's a winer.
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He's score some goals. Yeah,
so this is the sixth and latest
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suspicious finding. Now this one was
in Madison County. Now Madison, y'all
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know where Madisonville is? Oh,
yeah, of course. Yeah, it's
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got that Walmart not far away.
Yeah. Well they got a Bucky's too,
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Yeah of course. Yeah. Down
south on the way to Houston is
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way been there? Yeah, I
was just thrown up. You've never been
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to any BUCkies? No, dude, you're so lucky, you know,
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really, Yes, why you are
so lucky because you've avoided You've avoided like
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you have to dodge seventeen families in
eleven cars to get to a gas pump.
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It's just simple. Don't go on
a weekend going there for a little
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package of peanut butter crackers and seventy
four kids mash into your head first in
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the rib cage. BUCkies is a
trainer going to BUCkies for a pack of
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butter crackers. That's on you.
What are you going getting into We're going
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to decorate the house. What are
you doing? I can tell that Kevin
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is getting offended by you dissing BUCkies
and you guys are about to have a
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fight. Delicious nuts fight, look
great, fountain drink. Bucky's is super
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cool if you go at a time
where there's no one there, and that's
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hard to do on the road.
Maybe I want to brisket sandwich. Yeah,
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there looks like there's a lot of
gas pumps there. I didn't think
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there's a million gas so there's no
Joslyne. You should be able to slide
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right in right now. Go on
a weekend, especially if you go to
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they can choose your spot. Never
ever try to go to a Bucky's on
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a weekend in a town that is
a place you could float the river.
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Because we were in Green, Texas
and wherever by Fredericksburg, whatever, we're
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going to float the river. And
when I tell you, it was Saturday
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morning and two people didn't have big
containers to put a bunch of booze in
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to float the river. And they
can somebody run to BUCkies and I was
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like, I'll do it. A
town built to hold four hundred people has
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twenty thousand there and they're all at
f and Bucky's on Saturday morning. And
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that was traumatic. And that's my
Buckey's problem. Yeah, you haven't quite
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recovered from that. I'm just telling
you that this is where the cow was
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found. Okay, oh okay,
let's get back to this boat. Sir.
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Ranchers found a six year old longhorn
boat mutilated. Now, they did
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not say when the cow was discovered, but they said it had a straight
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and clean cut with apparent precision.
I'm gonna throw an accusation right now.
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A and M fan. It was
just said it was a long horn.
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Yeah, but it was wearing,
you know, definitely a naggy fan cut
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his tongue rate out. Maybe it
was u KT Red Raider guy. Maybe
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Oh that makes sense too, not
me. Oh he's mad they're not coming
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to the SEC. Last year,
he's mad they're not coming to the SEC.
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Yeah, dude, it's definitely a
Red Raider fan. What's up?
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Maybe? What mad? That Texas
Texas SEC? Yeah? Why would I
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want to go four and eight?
Well? You already do that going six
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and six, Sir, back off
on that one. We don't have losing
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records. Well we stay five hundred. Damn right, Pat Mahomes on the
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team, five hundred. It's crazy. Right. Here's there's your important details.
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Here. A straight, clean cut
with apparent precision had been made,
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and they removed the hide around its
mouth. On one side of it,
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the tongue was gone, but no
blood was spilled. A dipper. Maybe
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that longhorn was a dipper. Naturally
it was removing the cancers, you know.
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Maybe that means they had a hot, hot metal and they just cut
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it and as he cut it,
you know, it's I've never seen this
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practice done before, but I think
all theories are welcome at this point because
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we don't know the answer. Now, don't don't people eat cow toumb Yes?
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Yeah, maybe they needed food.
Uh there's the cow, but there's
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yeah, and you would have got
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Here's what's interesting. No signs of
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in the area. Ranchers have also
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the remains of the cow, which
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In its investigation, they learned that
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adult cows, one calf in both
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ghost story, s no tracks,
no nothing. Each of these cases was
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reported in a different location, in
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of cow. Each of them was
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with the exposed part of their face
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removed. And a crap is happening. But they they're they're dead too.
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Oh yeah, oh, I thought
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the five cows, a circular cut
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I think that's your outlier here,
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and the genitals cut off. This
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somebody did this because they were insanely
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they do with all of them and
the size of the anus? Yeah,
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yeah, you're into No one talks
about that being being jealous of that.
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Maybe you don't why you've worked up
to the large. There's like a little
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rating on dating profiles. I got
a medium blood guy, I'm a medium
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man. Yeah, yeah, because
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don't have to d M them.
How's your righting us? He has a
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little too grothy. So they had
their tongue and their venus removed. Now,
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the circular cuts on the butt and
for the was the same precision as
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the cuts on the jaw, so
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well done, like professionally done.
Now, this has happened before. This
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happened back in nineteen seventy five,
eleven states reported finding dead livestock with their
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sex, organs and their tongues missing. Now, at the time, nearly
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two hundred cows, one buffalo,
one horse, and one goat were reported
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to have been found with parts removed. This led to conspiracy theory. Some
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people thought it might have been like
an extrich restaural thing. Yeah, it
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has to be. It's aliens.
I agree, some people prints more so
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back in the nineteen seventy five than
now. We're blaming satanic colts, the
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Annal probe the cows. Sure,
yeah, I remember when we used to.
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Yeah, Satanic colt was a great
thing to blame things on. And
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way before that it was whitches.
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has been witches now that makes more
sense. And the seventies no track was
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found either, no tracks, Well
it was the seventies, So we need
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a track that leads to the to
the alien thing. If there's no tracks,
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definitely alien. So here we are
fifty years later, and I would
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say steaks were pretty high to find
out it's gonna happen. Stakes cow be
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funny. Maybe they had beef with
someone. Oh the beef. I think
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I'll use both the good ones.
Well, why don't you take stock of
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the situation of horse, Julie.
Let's hoof it over there and figure it
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out, all right? What if
the authorities are steering us in the wrong
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direction? You win? I'm out, I got nothing. How will we
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move past this? Right? Good? Okay, let's put the story out
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the pasture. I vote, I'd
like to keep doing it all right,
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Then, if you're gonna keep the
said horse in there, somewhere, there
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was a horse. There's a horse
somewhere in the story. But if you
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want to keep doing it, then
then don't don't put your these cowpuns you've
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crossed the line. Hey, I'm
legitimately confused about this story, don't we
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have so many dead cows with no
tire tracks, no footprints, no nothing.
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See as being a weirdo like myself
in regards to aliens, I really
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believe it's the aliens. It sounds
like a good a good situation that could
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be very alien. E Was there
like any signs out there like the movie?
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You know, like, was there
any like you know? Okay,
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you wouldn't want that as evidence because
every time we've had the science thing,
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we have proven who did it.
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science thing. Man, do you
explain these these cows? Though? I
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don't. They never never had cows
on the side of their signs. I
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was trying to hold back a saying
other stuff. Yeah, okay, um,
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listen, I'm not I'm not going
to rule out extraterrestrial. I think
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it might be bigfoot. We'd have
a footprint. Yeah, you're right,
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all right, I'm going back to
aliens for sure. The fasts that were
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aliens were at six We're in central
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heard things about the Memorius story.
A couple weeks ago about the mysteries in
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the lake down in Austin. Oh. Yes, people kind of wondering is
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there a serial killer loose? It
could be one of those kind of brilliant
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mind type serial killers who's leaving a
trail of some sort. We're cutting some
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cows anale anus out. They do. They do weird creepy things sometimes just
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to like get kind of the people
talking. But the part about it not
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bleeding seems so weird to me.
And no animals running over to tray and
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eat it. Yeah, possibility necromancy, Okay, okay, Yeah, I
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mean it's like at this point you
can't throw it out. Yep, that's
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all I'm saying. I don't know. Yeah, he's just saying it's a
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possibility. He's not having a hard
opinion on this, because you know what,
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if you want to have a hard
opinion on this, you're probably wrong.
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Yeah to anyone, you couldn't be
suicidal. But I need to stop.
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They can't cut out their own tongues
that clean, yeah, or their
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cheeks rough deal there. Well,
I'll let you know once we hear more.
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We'd better get finality to this because
we're waiting on another. Right,
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we got aliens. Have you got
aliens? I don't think. And it's
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in middle of nowhere, Texas,
right, I think we mean to don't
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think it's aliens. Who else is
walking around with no damn foot prints?
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Yeah? They sucked them up in
the start and their little ship and then
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they dropped them back down with no
anus. If you're an alien, yeah,
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if you're not picking six tow cows
and Texas and just moving along,
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ye, yes you are, because
you want animal butts and so you gotta
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get one. They wanted to try
the beef, but they just left the
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beef a hun. That's the tough
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waste of good food. I'd like
to apologize to the farmers affected and the
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ranchers well, I think they lost
their babies. Family's ranch is not that
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far away from all of this,
and we do have long horns. I
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thought about you, Julie, I
thought, what should we do there next
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to protect our longharns. I think
you should sleep with them because these things
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can either teleport or they're attacking from
the sky. You can't get get that
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close to them because they might spook
and kick you. Yeah, Daisy and
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rowdier. They're pretty friendly, but
I don't know if they're down for cuddling.
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There's a guy who worked cattle two
weeks ago. Let me tell you,
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I can't get too well. How
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worked again. You're gonna need a
lot of different cameras. You're gonna need
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infrared. You're gonna because this is
this is not gonna be a normal It's
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not gonna be a normy. Just
say the story. By the way,
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this is um Kevin, Jeff,
Julian, Matt and the Speak Easy.
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We're on the air from seven to
eleven AM on ninety seven one The Freak
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about six months into this rand new
radio station. Tell your friends if you
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like it. Mike Reiner and I
are going to do a podcast called what's
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Evan Carter up to? Oh?
Yeah, I like that. Just a
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layer in the world is Evan Carter. Yeah, it's just about the Rangers
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prospect because he's every day he's really
good, be good. Well. Every
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time something happens with Evan Carter.
Reyner tags me on Twitter to make sure
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I'm in the loop, and I
was like, we just need a podcast.
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What's you guys gotta get on the
Evan Carter newsletter that I've been putting
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out. Okay, um, if
you want more Julie, she will be
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at the down beat today from three
to seven. That's right, last double
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Julie today, double uh double fisting
later. Right, She's gonna be double
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well shifted. I mean, I
feel like I have to now. You
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just told everyone that I'm going to
fist after the downbeat after and then come
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in roll hunt over tomorrow, I
mean semifinals and finals of the Intermediate Volleyball
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sand League tonight to come support best
of luck. I'll be on the down
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beat. I think I like when
when chaos happens at kid events because Disneyland's
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got a popular show called Fantasmic,
and they've got an animatronic dragon that breathes
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fire, and it burst into flames
last night it was actually breathing fire.
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simulate fire by like blowing warm air, and well, it was part of
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the presentation, but something went wrong
and flames didn't come from where they were
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supposed to go. The tex he
got on fire really scary. So instead
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of the fire projecting out the head
of the dragon caught on fire. Oh
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wow. Then right after that,
the whole dragons catches on fire. The
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whole body's up in flames. Kids
are screaming everywhere. The end of the
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show is supposed to be Mickey Mouse
battling a giant dragon named Maleficent. Maleficent,
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Yes, there was a movie,
but then a Yeah, Mickey had
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to leave because Meleficent's head was on
fire. Oh man, I thought that
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was kind of funny, just kind
of crazy. Kids just going what is
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happening? Mickey should have got in
there like a good fight. Yeah,
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make should put that fire out.
Yeah, Lizzie Dolan Fantasia in there.
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I wouldn't probably take my kids to
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fire. And then yeah, fire
happened. Of course. Saw what happened
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to the Red Keep. It's not
there anymore reference like that, Julie.
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We gotta recall forty thousand Chevy Silverada
have been recalled over a fire risk.
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And here's what they're saying to do. Don't park your car inside, park
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your car outside if you gotta Silverado
from twenty nineteen. Good parking outside?
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What happened? No, I'd swing
by Classic Chevrolet, get that all squared
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away. Maybe get you a twenty
twenty three, get like five grand off
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MSRP. You know what I'm saying, Dorian will take care of you.
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You know you might as well is
upgrade right, Hell yeah, you might
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as well. Chevy Blazer like me, got them. Or if you've never
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tried leasing before, baby, you're
like, hey, I don't want to
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have this. You go to DNM
leasing here. You we can do with
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the endorsement battle if you want some
options. This is a great opportunity for
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anybody who needs I don't know mister
d or mister m but I know Dorian
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Jimenez trying both all right. Uh. Potential leak of break fluid could cause
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the fire, so look out there
no injuries reported yet, but they're just
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they're just getting out ahead of it
to the when it does happen, they're
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going back. We told you park
outside. What well, look, let's
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to it, Mack to mac fire
stories. Yes, can we acknowledge something
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here real quick? Most of you
out there that are driving a truck,
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there's surely no reason for it.
The country boys that have turned on their
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The country boys use their truck,
but you city boys ain't hauling nothing.
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You got you're getting three miles to
the gallon because you replaced your tires with
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some big old off road mud so
you can drive on Highway twenty. I'm
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saying some country boys live in the
city because it's what's best for their family.
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those talkbacks are gonna be one.
I drove a nineteen ninety nine one fifty
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for a while, and there was
no reason. There was never well,
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actually there was. I was driving
homeless people around, but so actually I
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did have a reason. Yeah.
See, your truck bed is flawless,
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like there ain't a speck of dirt. You got that rhino lining. They
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got one scrape. I know,
I forgot about that. I've never seen
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you haul. Last story in the
Scuttle, but for to day with Kevin,
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Jeff, Julie, Matt. We've
got a porn problem, guys,
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Paul, Well, yeah, I
don't. Well, we've got a growing
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number of gen Z and millennial males
are complaining about early on set a right
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tile dysfunction. Well, I don't
have that problem. I don't know how,
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and they're still doing studies on it, but they're blaming this on a
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few things, porn addiction, because
it's accessible now it's a very real thing,
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and leading to the decintitation of you
know, it's a real thing,
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just kind of so all right,
hold on. So then that decreases your
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arousal, That leads to relationship issues, That leads to problems getting and then
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maintaining yes arousal, especially for longer
than four hours. Real quick question.
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So what I'm gathering here is that
is it because they're engaging too much into
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the watching this, you know,
so like like three or four times a
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day is an issue? Is that
what they're saying. I think it's more
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just like you're starting at an early
age. Like let's go to Jeff and
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I's age of mid thirties to late
thirties. Okay, online porn was accessible
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to us, but we were older. We were sixteen to twenty five,
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probably in that range, you know, when it was saying meanwhile, for
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others it was accessible at twelve thirteen, fourteen, Well, I mean,
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why would you be doing in at
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and available well, I'm saying,
you know, some people at twelve to
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thirteen, you're not even you know, I discovered that at the age of
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seven or eight. Yeah, I
mean too discovered. No, I'm talking
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about some hope. Yeah, yeah, I'm saying some I'm you know,
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is Julie learning something today? Yeah, buddy of mine told me about it.
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by twelve or thirteen. So what's
the point. Yeah, like, you're
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not getting in product. Okay,
let me Okay, Matt, I'm gonna
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break news to you because I gotta
tell you the day when I was twelve
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or thirteen or whatever I think,
and the first time that there was product.
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Yeah, I was terrified and very
sad because before that you got everything
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without having clean. I kind of
had to hit puberty for this, Mat.
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I mean, I didn't know the
big old didn't wait for that.
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It's still there, Okay, Okay, fair enough. I didn't know that
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here that kids. Yeah, we
just we just did a wrong thing.
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Dump this whole go back well forty
seconds. You know, I wanted to
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do a good science thing. There's
something I've been very passionate about solving and
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helping people out with them than just
like, wait, let's not ruin minds
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by looking at porn at the age
of thirteen. But that's what's happening,
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and that's leading to ed and you
know what, who hurts in the end.
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That's wild. This is bad for
the partners. It's bad for love.
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It's true. It's true. You
live in that weird world where you
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don't actually have to exist in the
same space as someone while you're getting that
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sort of thing, and so then
when you get into a real life scenario
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and it's no longer such an easy
thing and you're in a real vulnerable and
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anxious space. Continue anyway it is
anyway, ye all right? Cool,
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good job, guys. What's up? What's what's next? Job? That
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is a great question that you just
asked me. Kevin and I have an
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answer. Chrisis averted, and we're
back to ask kicking next
