Judgment Day 2004

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What is the one quality that you possess that makes
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you think, then you can walk out here. It comes
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to the ring.
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Affects the very best of the fishiness, houseless blessing, stipulation to.
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The Sundays, their fine man are as hollow.
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I forgot to tell you. It's affect time life. You
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are support the b says, chicks hurting off, you're you
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manage your f and there people work a home by hything.
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Right.
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Welcome to the Ruthless Aggression Podcast, talking about Judgment Day
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oh four today. How about that?
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Right?
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Yeah, already be judge. No, Yeah, I'm Levi, joined as
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always by that big juicy Kyle.
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Kyle.
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What's going on?
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Man?
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How are you doing?
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Hey?
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I'm doing pretty good, Daddy, you have it going.
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And of course, as always to my left, it's that
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good old Jake r. It's Jake one. Take Jake back
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in the booth. How are you doing good, sir heer.
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I'm actually I'm really good. I'm looking forward to this show. Yeah,
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really excited about this one. And let's let's do it.
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Let's get after it.
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And of course, just like I said just a minute ago,
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it's Judgment Day two thousand and four.
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He is not near, but not that one.
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It's another sort of end. It's kind of like after
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the end, you know what, we'll be waiting on the
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other side, the Undertaker.
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Eh So.
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Of course this event took place May sixteenth, two thousand
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and four, in Los Angeles, California, at the Staples Center,
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home of the Los Angeles Lakers, of course, and I'm
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sure that's the only time. I'm sure. Yeah, but no
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one cares about the Clippers, you know, It's true. Not
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at that time anyway, they didn't have Blake what Blake
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Griffin He was a Clipper, right, I think so? Yeah, yeah,
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it wasn't there yet. This actually reminds me of that
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Cringey Bewitched movie around this time. Oh and She's like,
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guess what, I'm a witch, and Will Ferrell's like, guess what,
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I'm a Clippers fan.
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Gosh, just so awful.
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Wasn't that Wasn't that just on family Guy?
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No, that was that was genuinely in the trailer of
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the movie.
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It did that in the movie. Like I thought they
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were just lampooning it on family Guys. Something absurd. That's ridiculous.
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Now there's pointing out how freaking terrible.
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That was so you actually saw that movie.
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I only saw that bit from Family Guy.
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No, I've never I've never seen it all the way through.
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It's one of those movie. It was one of those
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movies I would always be on, like like a Star
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or something, and I maybe watched five minutes before going like,
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this isn't totaldig good Nights. I'm bored, you know what.
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I I'm sure not a lot of people saw that movie.
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It's probably a movie you would see in the dollar
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bin at Goodwill.
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I've already forgotten what movie we're talking about. That's how
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bad it is.
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So let's keep it moving forward and stop talking about Bewitched.
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Oh my gosh, man, I know we like to talk
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pop culture here, but.
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It was either pop nor culture.
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Yes, exactly, as a culture of like what the seventies
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sixties get out of here?
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I think it was a sixties show. Yeah, and then
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the very relevant two thousands reboot we were all asking for.
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But we packed in eighteen thousand, seven hundred and twenty
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two for tonight's event with two hundred and thirty with
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two hundred and thirty five thousand by rate on pay
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per view, and we are down actually from last year's
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three main evented by Big Show in brock Lesner in
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the stretcher match, we are down three hundred and seventeen
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thousand last year. We were down to two hundred and
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thirty five thousand this year. And you know it's kind
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of hard to top that main event.
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Yeah, I know. Well, I mean there's like such big
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hits as like Mordecai and such, and you know, the
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Dudley's doing their thing for the million of time, so
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who wouldn't want to pay a big ticket?
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Our theme song tonight is the generic Judgment Day theme song,
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as we hear just about every year. Did you guys
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feel judged when listening to this song? I certainly did.
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I certainly feel less judged listening to Lint Biscuit than
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I do listening to this song.
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Yes. Yes.
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Our sponsor tonight is PlayStation two and guys, I just
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gotta give you an update. The reason I've been so busy,
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the reason it's been so long, but the gap between
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Backlash and Judgment Day, I've been playing Dragon Guard.
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Oh goodness, hey, hey, I'll be honest. After the podcas,
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after I failed our listeners about not getting Dragon Guard
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to work I finally got it to work, and it's
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it's boring. It's not good at all. It was pretty generic.
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I got bored in like the first ten minutes and
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I was like, yeah, no, I'm good, let's go back
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and playing like Middle Gear Solid three.
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Do you ever think about the fact that that's somebody's
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favorite game. It has to be like somebody, like with
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all the people in the world, Like I always think
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about this, That is somebody's favorite game. Somebody loves that
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game more than any other game in the world.
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That's just sad, right, Hey, guys, it's official. You like
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Dragon Guard.
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You're a fool.
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And someone who's out there like, oh that's shape from
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Ruthless Question podcast and my show with Alex and Jake,
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I am going to cash a level sixty nine to
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four twenty spell on him. Oh you you need to
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watch out, my guy. I think your soul will cry
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if you call up the dragton guards Land, which reminds
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me the tagline for tonight is souls will cry.
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What does that even mean?
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Did your guys soul cry? In the show?
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At one point when I saw Scotty too Hotty come out, Hey, Hey.
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You trying to get some ruthless agrestion and heat with me.
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Yeah, I love Scotty too, Hotty more than you do.
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But I like I was once he hits the banging
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it theme, it's not it's not it.
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I agree with you there. But nevertheless, I think a
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lot of souls cried on this event. I think a
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lot of souls rejoiced in the same way. So why
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don't we get underway and dig into what is known
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as the judgment day two thousand and four?
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How will we be judged when it's over on the
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way we lived our life? Lives with passion, with malice.
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Did we protect the innocent or exploit the vulnerable? Will
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the next world reflect our behavior here, rewarding the moral
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and condemning the wicked. Is there actually life after death?
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Or are the memories we create here the only true
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after life? Surrendering our fate to those we leave behind.
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And if there is a place we go after this,
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who will be waiting on the other side. A callous judge,
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a ruthless jury, a merciless executioner. How will we justify
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our conduct, defend our actions, pay for our misdeeds, or
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will we be welcomed unconditionally for the helm we've already endured.
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The questions are endless and nothing is certain, but for
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now there is one guarantee. Judgment Day gets upon us.
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And now it's an l and PlayStation two present WWEE
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Judgment Day.
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So we get an opening package and it's exactly what
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you should expect by now. When it comes to these
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sort of serious Judgment Day or Armageddon shows, it's ten
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thousand times too serious for just like a fake fighting show.
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Yes, man will die and.
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It never really feels right. But like that being said,
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when it comes to the vibes of Eddie Guerrero versus JBL,
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you know that just puts a little extra ketchup on it.
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And I liked it for that match in particular, and
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for Undertaker's match with Booker T because you know he's dead.
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It just fits.
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But for someone like a Renee to Prie, it's just
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a missing What do you guys think about the opening package?
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Uh?
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Yeah, I mean it's it's weird because this wasn't If
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you didn't notice this is a new voiceover guy. He
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sounded like just a generic movie voiceover guy, Like, ugh,
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what happens to us when we die?
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Like?
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I miss you? Know, the WWE guy or the spooky lady,
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and so it kind of took a little away from
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it for me personally, but it was okay whatever.
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I kind of agree with what you say. Levi's like
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for for the matches that it makes sense for the
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Undertaker versus Booker t this makes sense. But what it's like, Oh,
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there's a poodle on screen white, I feel bad that.
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Like in the package like hyping up the John Cene
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ever an aything. I was more concerned about the well
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being of the poodle in the future.
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Oh my gosh, for real.
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Though there was a I'll talk about it later, but
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there was a there was a time on SmackDown. Well,
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there were many times on SmackDown where I felt bad
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for this dog, but one in particular was John Cena
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said ds and throws nuts at Renada pre but it
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hits the dog, and I was like, what are you doing?
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As our positive thoughts go out to who is most
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likely deceased rest in feet pecs.
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It all comes full circle there you go.
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And now SmackDown presents George, So cue the Pyro. We
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got a big juicy step and so I'm handing it
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over to big Juicy Kyle Kyle, can you describe the
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set to our listeners?
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Oh?
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Yes, honestly, like, of all the of sets we've covered recently,
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this is the one I will say, please google it
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because it's a fantastic set. Rad Yeah, it's a big
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round tron, which I always like, you know, unique shaped
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trons for pay per view. I don't know why, they
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just stand out. There's like Judgment Day letters kind of
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at the very back of the ramp that are actually
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cut out for metal, and they have like a screen
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behind it kind of like projecting fire graphics, so it
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looks really cool. Along the entrance ramp, it's like these
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really tall like cemetary fences and the back to the
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left of the right of the tront of these big
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gigantic looming kind of like crooked crosses, and everything's covered
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in like this dingy kind of white cloth and it
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just makes everything look really just ghostly and spooky. Like
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it's an incredibly good set, like one of my favorites.
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Honestly thinking about it, I love it.
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Yeah, It's it's incredible, Like everything about this set makes sense.
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Nothing's so we can talk about how like the swinging
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blades from Backlash are cool, but they're they're kind of silly,
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but there's there's no silliness with a set like you
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know that it's about to go down, like it feels
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like you're in a graveyard.
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Honestly, it feels like the definitive Judgment Day set. It
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just feel it just feels right to quote Leta, I.
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Like this set better than I like the set for
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WrestleMania twenty ooh.
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That is a bold steak.
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The bolt take. But I'll see it fight me.
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I can see why. It's a very very good set.
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It's definitely in the top five of what we've seen
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so far. So we got to Michael Cole and Taz
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at ringside to welcome us to the show alongside Hugo
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and Carlos, and we are under Taker, No Underway.
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One thing I'll point out about the presentation I didn't like,
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kind of similar to wasn't it WrestleMania or they use
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comic sands.
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That was bad blood, I believe, no no way out,
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No way out, no way out.
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Yeah, they use comic sands. They like some kind of
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Kindergarten chalt on this show. It was really weird. It's
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like miss taking on you know.
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That's one thing I knew that I didn't have to
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take notes on. I'm like one of them that's gonna
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bring it up.
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It was weird, I don't know.
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Six three D taking on R D D and a
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great mysterio.
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The more things change, the more things stay the same.
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The Dudly Boys are curtain jerking to capitalize on the
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piping hot crowd once more. The following SmackDown, after the draft,
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we learned the Dudley Boys were traded a SmackDown alongside
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Booker T for Triple H and we'll talk later about
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how Booker T was not receptive of the move. However,
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the Dudy Boys seemed unfazed by it. They were not
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yet nefarious after the trade, you know, they were still
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operating as baby faces and competing at tag matches, you know,
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having a good time on SmackDown. Meanwhile, RVD ran into
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a series of unfortunate events. He tried reasoning with Booker
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about being a SmackDown superstar, you know, trying to be
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optimistic about it, which led to a tag match with
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Booker and RVD facing Charlie Hass and the big show
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where we see Booker T walk out on RVD. A
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week later, RVD gets beat up by Booker T. The
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next week after that, he loses to Booker T in
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a singles match after random Pyro goes off, allowing Booker
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to capitalize on distraction. Immediately following the match, though, Paul
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Hayman comes out, who's filling in for general manager Kurt
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Angle for a reason will get to Shortly, Paul cuts
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a promo and tells Rob talking about how Paul was
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successful running SmackDown and that the show was successful due
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to Paul's vision. He compares it to e CW and
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how that promotion has success due to Paul's vision. I
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know this is a lot, guys, but bear with me.
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Everything kind of entertwines, and it's they crammed a lot
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of story in between WrestleMania and Judgment Day.
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So just it really did.
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Just bear with me. Paul Hayman says that RVD has
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been disgracing the vision of ECW ever since he got
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to WWE, and just as soon as the words ECW
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leave Paul's mouth, the Dudley's come out to confront Hayman,
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stating that if you're gonna talk about e c W,
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you could say it to us and Paul Hayman, he
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does not back down. He then proceeds to get brutal
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honest with the Dudleys and he asks, you want to
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know why, in the five months that I was smacked down,
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general Manager, I never inquired about a trade or scenario
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that involved bringing the Dudley Boys to SmackDown. The fact
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is when you two left ECW and came to WWE,
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you became caricatures of your former selves. He then goes
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on to call them Vince McMahon's domesticated puppets and asks,
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when's the last time fans said, man, did you see that?
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Did you see that Dudley Boys match last night? Did
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you see what those Dudley Boys did last night? And
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the Dudy Boys realized Paul is right, and so they
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snap on RVD, which is good. You know, Paul's right.
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The Dudy Boys need something fresh, they need to be
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something different than what they've been. And we've been saying
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that for the past unteen episodes. So did you guys
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catch into that on SmackDown?
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Yeah? This is a I watched the first several episodes
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and then I kind of petered out towards the end.
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But yeah, I definitely caught this, and and it was
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you could see like there was a little bit of
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a shooting going on there, saying, you know, you guys
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are just whatever right now, you got to go back
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to being the Dudleys, And they weren't being the Dudleys.
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They were just kind of boring, living off their reputation.
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From that, we see the beginning of RVD feuding with
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the Dudleys, but initially we see Eddie Guerrero aiding RVD
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in that fight, and when Eddie can no longer focus
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on helping RVD due to his feud with jbl intensifying,
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Raymonsterio steps in to help the old weed Man. One
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thing I want to mention about the interests here is
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that I love when the Dudley boys come out and
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Bubba races to Tas.
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We're not friends anymore.
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I don't like you, and I don't know what's kind
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of funny, I'll say, just random shot at Taz.
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I love Tas' ability to just never to just never
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be shook by anything that comes his way.
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Oh come on, dude, you know he goes home. It's like,
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I can't.
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Believe Bubba said that to me.
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Yeah later, but in just.
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Crying in bed eating a bag of sour Patch.
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Kids, I feel like I feel like Ta should get
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more credit because I know, like his SmackDown announcing isn't
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for everyone. But I just like how like in real
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life he's just like a very serious kind of hard ass,
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but here it's like he just plays like the comedic
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goofball just so well. I love him.
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I think Taz is great. I'm on record, and here
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it is again. Taz is a fantastic color commentator, not
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for nothing. Devon Club's RBD from behind. Devon isolates RVD
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before tagging Bubba. Bubba chokes RVD with the ropes. This
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is followed by a spinning heel kick and a drop
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kick by VD. We then get a monkey flip by RVD,
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and then we start out hot with U spagett go
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oh to Devon by RVD. Rvd's taking the judgment into
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his own hands and Devon has been condemned. RVD sets
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up for the rolling thunder, but Bubba attacks RVD from
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behind as he hits the ropes.
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But one thing I'll say is like, because RVD and
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the Dudleys have been together for so long, they have
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good chemistry working together.
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They've been smoking a lot of Mary Jane Potts.
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Mara gingis a bunch of bunch of marijuanas.
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Came from Mexico with my ball of raym stereo.
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A bunch of pot extra eating crack pips and whatever
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they do.
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Yeah, right, jecting their marijuana.
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Jim Ross wan, I'll be talking about that as much
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as he likes chocolate cake.
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I just ain't got no one to write to.
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I ain't got no one to write to, but I
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got a fat dude with my name on it.
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Jim.
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Guys, you can guarantee, whether it's Raw Presents, SmackDown Presents,
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or in the future ECW Presents, we're gonna be talking
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about Jim Ross. I think it's hilarious. Let me just
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go ahead and throw this out here. I think it's hilarious.
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One of the you know, we get a mild amount
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of feedback on shows and stuff, but one of the
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biggest pieces of feedback that we've gotten came in our
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WrestleMania twenty review when we were like, hey, should we
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tone down the JR jokes? And so many of you
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listeners said, please don't stop the Jim Ross jokes.
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That's funny.
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It's like, was the audio wood I don't know, was
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the content good? I don't know, But don't you dare
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stop talking about Jim Ross. It was around this point
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in the match though, I think tas Mak's a comment
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about the Dudleys and he calls them fifty five thousand
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time tag team champions. That made me just laugh. He's like, oh, whatever,
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They're just like a fifty.
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Five thou tag.
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It's like true, it was like last year when they
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beat the lars As Tantu whoever. And Jim Ross is like.
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No, no, no, I ain't tain't tom tactic. I'm like, what
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good Graeve.
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But nevertheless, RVD dodges the clothes line from Devon. Bubba
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Smack's head with Devon, but Bubba regains control as RVD
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is low bridge to the floor, tags out to Bubba
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elbow to the berries of Bubbaydudley.
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The Bubba berries.
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Bubba then gets a kick to the face and a
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spinning heel kicked to the head, which was so convincing
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it made me say, oh my gosh, was that real? Yeah, yes,
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Lex sweep and then we get the hot tag to
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Ray mystereo cup cease one ninth Springboard sent time to
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Bubba Us for a punch on Devon Springboard crossbody on.
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Bubba Ray goes for the pen but only gets two
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head scissors, take down and drop kick by Mysterio. Devon
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trips Mysterio, saving Bubba in the process.
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During this During this whole match, Bubba Ray is like
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really loud, like it seems more than usual.
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Like his outfit, he is very loud. Misterio sent On
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is blocked by a dumping hot shot by Bubba. Seriously,
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he just dumps Ray on the top rope like a
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sack of potatoes.
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Mm hmm.
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We'll get a tag to Devon scoop slam and a
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leg drop. He covers, but it's only good for two.
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Mysterio fires up, but Devon ends that with a reverse
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spinning elbow. Devon Irish whips Mysterio and Mysterio Springboard bulldogs
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Devon out of nothing. It's beautiful execution there. Bubba distracts
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the referee while Misterio makes the hot tag attempt to RVD. However,
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it's not seen by referee Nick Patrick, allowing those bangs
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daking Dudleys to get even more of an advantage.
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They don't do that enough anymore. Where the Babyface team
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is foiled by you know, legitimate oil gay.
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It's good, but it frustrates me, but it should. Mysterio
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is placed on the top rope and now he's in
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the tree of Whoa, Whoa. We get a huge chest
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slap by Bubba. Mysterio counters for a cutter from the
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Tree of Woe position. I thought that was really cool.
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Disagree It takes a lot of cool at all, just kid,
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Oh really.
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That's how you feel. Really you don't think Tree of
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Bow cutters are cool?
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Huh No, I think I'd rather. I'd rather Mortcock come
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out and put him in a headlock again.
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Gosh, you know what when you put it that way,
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I mean.
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Too he's got a fair point there.
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We get a moon salt by Mysterio. He goes for
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the cover in the pin but only gets two. But
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then we actually get the hot tag to Rob.
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Then damn and it's burning hot.
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We get clothes lines, it's spinning. Heel kicks connect, Devon
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eats a springboard spinning. He'll kick pumpkick to Bubba. Ray
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Dudley close line to Devon. RVD scores with the rolling
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thunder on Devon. He goes for the pin, but it's
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broken up by Bubba, And honestly, the breakup looked a
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little stiff, and I'm thinking it may have been a
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receipt for that spin kick.
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Ooh, might have been who knows.
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Mysterio attacks Bubba with knees, which I'm just thinking you
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should preserve those ray you.
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Know, eleven suberdys on my right room.
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Let's talk of an entrance where you just shoot from
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the sky land right on your knees.
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Mysterio then finds himself in a fatal situation as Devon
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dishes out a fish is spegngo to the floor. They
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want blood, I'm telling you, man appropriately named Judgment day
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dudes are dishingow judgment. Bubba looks for the what up,
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but Mysterio crotches Devon.
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Damaging the berries.
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Ooh, and he then hits a Bronco buster on Bubba
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ay duly across the brim.
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It's weird to see anybody but XPOC do the Bronco buster.
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Okay, let me ask what do you guys think about
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that move? No matter who does it, I hate that move.
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Yeah, no matter who does it, always think it looks weird,
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especially like you know, back in Attitudaro and.
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It was like do you exuk my wiener?
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And then you do it. It's like, oh no, my
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Wiener's in your face.
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Isn't this funny?
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It's like no, it's very awkward and it doesn't look
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like it hurts that much.
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It's just kind of awkward.
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It's just kind of awkward and inconvenient, Like this is uncomfortable.
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Get your the reverse, the reverse of the stink face, gets.
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Your venus initial out out of my face, Like for real,
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venus ya, stop leaving your banana my face. I don't
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even want it. RVD elevates Mysterio for a beautiful catapult
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her Kurana. They go for the cover on Devon, but
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Bubba breaks it up. The Dudley setup for three D.
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RVD trips Bubba and Devon onto the middle rope for
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a double six one nine by Ray. Mysterio RVD hits
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the five star frog splash on Devon and that's good
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enough for the three and the wine.
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Everybody's happy.
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Jake, Let's start with you, what did you think about
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this match?
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Fine Thumb's middle it's I mean, how many times do
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we have to watch the curtain jerker boys. I mean yeah,
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and like if you're gonna build them up and you're
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gonna make them these big bad meme guys, like let them,
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let them win one. I don't know, it's it's just
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it was a match and the crowd seemed to like it,
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but it was it was just kind of a match.
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It was there and it existed.
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So thumb's middle yeah, uh for me, thumbs middle two
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kind of saint sentiment. Just like, I don't know, it's different,
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like i'd imagine at the time, maybe it will be
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more into them.
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I don't know.
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I remember as a kid thinking they were cool all
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the time, even during this era. But like I guess,
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consistently watching the paper FEUWSE back to back, you just
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start to notice the patterns and it just kind of
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gets tiring. And so it's like another Dudley opener. But
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00:28:47.599 --> 00:28:48.759
you know, we know that.
485
00:28:48.720 --> 00:28:52.279
This team isn't really gonna go anywhere Mysterio and RVD,
486
00:28:52.559 --> 00:28:57.200
like even without even without having the beauty of hindsight,
487
00:28:57.279 --> 00:28:59.240
like you know, this team's not gonna go anywhere.
488
00:29:00.599 --> 00:29:04.000
Yeah, and like you know, fundamentally, you know, it was
489
00:29:04.000 --> 00:29:06.920
a fine match. Crabs into it. But you know, I
490
00:29:06.920 --> 00:29:08.440
could just take it or leave it is thumbs meddle.
491
00:29:08.519 --> 00:29:08.640
You know.
492
00:29:10.400 --> 00:29:13.319
Wow, I feel I feel different here because I say
493
00:29:13.319 --> 00:29:17.359
thumbs up. Of course, I say the match was a
494
00:29:17.359 --> 00:29:20.920
whole lot of fun. I think with Outraty Mysterio, it
495
00:29:20.920 --> 00:29:23.039
would probably be a thumbs meddle for me. But I
496
00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:25.079
think he really brought it together in a way that,
497
00:29:25.279 --> 00:29:27.240
especially the ending was just a whole lot of fun.
498
00:29:28.640 --> 00:29:30.200
I think one of the things that kind of did
499
00:29:30.240 --> 00:29:31.480
it for me was I think it just went kind
500
00:29:31.480 --> 00:29:35.200
of too long, Like it's yeah, if it was shorter,
501
00:29:35.319 --> 00:29:36.880
I probably would be given it a thumbs up. But
502
00:29:36.880 --> 00:29:40.680
there's a point like after the interrupted pins, it's like, ugh, mine,
503
00:29:41.240 --> 00:29:42.559
it's like bringing home already.
504
00:29:42.880 --> 00:29:45.559
They probably did it that way because the roster's kind
505
00:29:45.599 --> 00:29:47.400
of thinned out and it shows in the middle of
506
00:29:47.440 --> 00:29:50.279
the show. I'll say to like, to Jake's point, RVD
507
00:29:50.599 --> 00:29:53.759
really needed the win, So I'm not angry with them
508
00:29:53.799 --> 00:29:58.079
getting the wind because he's been so antagonized on SmackDown
509
00:29:58.119 --> 00:30:02.039
for the past umpteen weeks, so I think he needed
510
00:30:02.319 --> 00:30:02.640
in here.
511
00:30:03.000 --> 00:30:06.599
And people love love RVD, they love Mysterios, so it's like,
512
00:30:06.759 --> 00:30:08.640
you know, I think people are paying for the show
513
00:30:08.680 --> 00:30:09.559
are gonna be upset.
514
00:30:09.640 --> 00:30:12.119
So we cut backstage two.
515
00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:24.759
Josh Matthews Nerd. He's attempting to get an interview with
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00:30:24.799 --> 00:30:28.319
Booker t. He says there's been strange noises coming from
517
00:30:28.319 --> 00:30:30.519
his locker room all night, so.
518
00:30:31.000 --> 00:30:31.839
You just hear, just.
519
00:30:35.039 --> 00:30:39.440
Hey, I'm taking a dumper Rooney back here. But too
520
00:30:39.440 --> 00:30:42.599
many of them hungry man, oh.
521
00:30:42.519 --> 00:30:44.759
Man, like those in Tolerant. And I'm still suffering from
522
00:30:44.799 --> 00:30:47.039
a stone coat board, the milk in my face.
523
00:30:47.440 --> 00:30:52.640
Still suffering three years later. My goodness, I got hutable belt.
524
00:30:52.960 --> 00:30:55.799
I gotta say my beer better. Chicken wasn't sitting right.
525
00:31:00.400 --> 00:31:02.839
I gotta say my short ribs and massed potatoes with
526
00:31:03.000 --> 00:31:04.759
brownie and corn was not good.
527
00:31:10.079 --> 00:31:12.039
The next time, I'm gonna go get a bank with
528
00:31:12.200 --> 00:31:15.920
Sunisburry steak.
529
00:31:17.119 --> 00:31:26.599
No bank was for suckers. Forget Marie County banquet, to
530
00:31:26.640 --> 00:31:27.759
get that Marie cat on.
531
00:31:27.880 --> 00:31:33.440
Just chicken, Papa, if you want to tell you there's
532
00:31:33.440 --> 00:31:34.359
only one way to go.
533
00:31:34.680 --> 00:31:37.359
Nicolas got eleven grams of protein, sucker.
534
00:31:37.880 --> 00:31:39.960
It's just like in the freezer. I'll just pointing out
535
00:31:40.000 --> 00:31:41.599
all the good food people shopping.
536
00:31:41.279 --> 00:31:46.839
There waiting here he's wearing the nutrition facts off everys.
537
00:31:51.079 --> 00:31:54.759
Oh my gosh, o bio moneray, frozen burritos.
538
00:31:57.279 --> 00:32:01.240
Oh men, have you tried the new deep dish macaroni
539
00:32:01.640 --> 00:32:02.480
from Hungry Man?
540
00:32:03.039 --> 00:32:08.079
What cheez?
541
00:32:09.559 --> 00:32:14.400
Anyway, strange noises maybe related to Hungry Man, Maybe related
542
00:32:14.400 --> 00:32:15.000
to voodoo.
543
00:32:15.039 --> 00:32:15.519
I don't know.
544
00:32:15.640 --> 00:32:16.400
Let's find out.
545
00:32:17.759 --> 00:32:20.160
It's either voodoo or one of the two.
546
00:32:20.759 --> 00:32:25.039
I like, so at this point, you know, Josh Matthews
547
00:32:25.039 --> 00:32:27.839
gets to go inside and he just like scurries, like
548
00:32:28.000 --> 00:32:31.039
swoop right against the wall just for the optimal camera shot.
549
00:32:31.200 --> 00:32:34.400
Oh my gosh. He barged in and then scurried. I'm like,
550
00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:35.160
what is he doing?
551
00:32:35.920 --> 00:32:39.440
He's like, well, let's go inside, okay, let's talk.
552
00:32:39.680 --> 00:32:43.359
Was so awkward because the room is tiny and there's
553
00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:44.759
candles everywhere.
554
00:32:46.480 --> 00:32:49.119
Yeah, like it looks like something sexy is going on.
555
00:32:49.160 --> 00:32:51.200
And there, I know, like there was some in a
556
00:32:51.240 --> 00:32:54.000
circle on the floor. It' supposed to be like it's ritual,
557
00:32:54.119 --> 00:32:56.559
but like you don't really see it too clearly. It
558
00:32:56.599 --> 00:32:58.519
just looks like he's like in sen some mood lights
559
00:32:58.599 --> 00:32:59.000
or something.
560
00:33:00.359 --> 00:33:03.440
I got Queen shaw Mel coming in here in a minute. Sucker,
561
00:33:03.480 --> 00:33:06.599
you gotta go, Sucker.
562
00:33:07.920 --> 00:33:10.200
You just hear put a little ash on it, just
563
00:33:10.240 --> 00:33:11.119
playing in the background.
564
00:33:12.119 --> 00:33:12.759
It's a book of me.
565
00:33:16.279 --> 00:33:19.519
So yeah, he basically barrees into this tiny locker room
566
00:33:19.799 --> 00:33:22.759
air quotations. It's more like a closet where Booker T
567
00:33:23.160 --> 00:33:25.759
is just with a bunch of candles, like he's performing
568
00:33:25.759 --> 00:33:29.440
a seance or something. Booker T wants to make it
569
00:33:29.480 --> 00:33:31.599
known he's one of the top stars, or no rather
570
00:33:31.799 --> 00:33:35.240
the top star on SmackDown, bigger than the RvDs of
571
00:33:35.279 --> 00:33:38.799
the world, and now he has the power to beat
572
00:33:38.839 --> 00:33:41.119
the Undertaker. As he holds up a tiny bag, which
573
00:33:41.200 --> 00:33:42.680
we'll get all into a little later.
574
00:33:43.400 --> 00:33:45.640
I got, oh the power I need right here in my.
575
00:33:45.759 --> 00:33:49.880
Sick We got to the arena where we see Kurt
576
00:33:49.880 --> 00:33:52.799
Angle making his entrance being pushed to the ring in
577
00:33:52.880 --> 00:33:57.240
a big cart by Luther. Don't call me Roman reins.
578
00:33:57.680 --> 00:34:01.200
Hey, don't sell it short, he put. They played Kurt
579
00:34:01.240 --> 00:34:04.200
Angle's theme and they push out an enormous box and
580
00:34:04.240 --> 00:34:06.319
it's not clear that it's Kurt Angle. It's just a
581
00:34:06.359 --> 00:34:11.199
giant box. Yeah, and then all of a sudden, Kurt
582
00:34:11.239 --> 00:34:14.440
Angle pops out of the top of the thing. Raymysterio
583
00:34:14.639 --> 00:34:18.679
style Kurt Angle, you.
584
00:34:18.639 --> 00:34:21.119
Know, wasn't it at uh WrestleMania or the Last paper
585
00:34:21.239 --> 00:34:24.079
you where Ray did his entrance a little PopOut entrance
586
00:34:24.119 --> 00:34:26.599
from like a little black box rather than the stage
587
00:34:26.599 --> 00:34:28.280
itself because I guess they couldn't fit it. Maybe they
588
00:34:28.360 --> 00:34:29.320
retrofitted it for Kurt.
589
00:34:30.719 --> 00:34:34.360
Maybe. Yeah, he's just he's just up there on top
590
00:34:34.440 --> 00:34:35.239
of this thing with them.
591
00:34:35.320 --> 00:34:37.119
They forget that, they forget did just the pressure and
592
00:34:37.199 --> 00:34:37.800
Kurks goes.
593
00:34:37.679 --> 00:34:46.880
Flying breaks his other leg. You know, I'll get all
594
00:34:46.920 --> 00:34:48.639
into this, but you know, Kurt's been talking about how
595
00:34:48.679 --> 00:34:51.679
he broke his leg and everything. Stephanie, she was watching
596
00:34:51.800 --> 00:34:55.519
the smackdowns with me, and she pointed out, why is
597
00:34:55.559 --> 00:34:57.239
the cast over his pants?
598
00:34:58.960 --> 00:35:00.199
He didn't even notice.
599
00:35:00.519 --> 00:35:02.199
I didn't either. I just accepted it.
600
00:35:02.280 --> 00:35:05.239
I was like, huh, he really should be wearing like
601
00:35:05.400 --> 00:35:08.840
shorts or like windbreaker pants or something, but literally his
602
00:35:08.920 --> 00:35:14.079
suit pants are under the cast.
603
00:35:15.079 --> 00:35:17.920
Maybe he took the pants snipped out the middle and
604
00:35:17.920 --> 00:35:20.039
then just tucked it in the top and bottom just
605
00:35:20.039 --> 00:35:21.599
to make it look like he was wearing.
606
00:35:21.360 --> 00:35:23.559
Pants, but then made it's so good.
607
00:35:23.800 --> 00:35:25.639
But no, you're right, he just literally put a fake
608
00:35:25.679 --> 00:35:26.480
cast over his pants.
609
00:35:28.760 --> 00:35:30.760
I love it. I love wrestling so much.
610
00:35:31.880 --> 00:35:35.519
The reason why Kurt Angle is in this wheelchair. It's
611
00:35:35.559 --> 00:35:40.239
pretty grim. One week on SmackDown, Big Show asks for
612
00:35:40.280 --> 00:35:44.239
a match with WW champion Eddie Guerrero and Big Show
613
00:35:44.280 --> 00:35:47.239
says that if he can't beat Eddie then he'll quit,
614
00:35:48.960 --> 00:35:58.559
and well, it's the pink slip for aw superstar Paul White.
615
00:36:00.079 --> 00:36:04.400
He's a super he's a who's a remarkful work from
616
00:36:04.599 --> 00:36:09.159
Chirk one two show and no I'm on broadcast.
617
00:36:11.239 --> 00:36:14.880
Big Show loses and cries as the fancying farewell to him,
618
00:36:14.920 --> 00:36:16.440
which sounds like what Jake.
619
00:36:17.480 --> 00:36:25.239
No, no, no, hey, hey hey good.
620
00:36:25.280 --> 00:36:31.480
Bye, very good. As Big Show is leaving, Tory Wilson
621
00:36:31.519 --> 00:36:34.840
Canna be heard in the background laughing. Big Show thinks
622
00:36:34.840 --> 00:36:38.760
it's about him, and he confronts Tory, which sounds like
623
00:36:38.800 --> 00:36:39.960
what Kyle.
624
00:36:45.280 --> 00:36:46.639
Joke about my hair.
625
00:36:54.800 --> 00:36:58.599
I can genuine fear in your very afraid.
626
00:36:59.119 --> 00:37:01.079
You're so very Scott his convention.
627
00:37:02.039 --> 00:37:08.280
I'm so scared. Oh my god, I need to help.
628
00:37:08.800 --> 00:37:09.280
I'm running.
629
00:37:09.320 --> 00:37:11.719
I'm running away from you now. I'm climbing up this
630
00:37:11.920 --> 00:37:12.760
to a higher point.
631
00:37:12.760 --> 00:37:14.960
Wait wait, wait, you're getting ahead of yourself, getting ahead
632
00:37:14.960 --> 00:37:15.599
of yourself.
633
00:37:15.360 --> 00:37:20.440
To chasing her. She's going to jump off herself.
634
00:37:20.719 --> 00:37:29.480
Wait, we haven't read that part of the script. Wait wait,
635
00:37:36.480 --> 00:37:38.119
oh man, Okay, so.
636
00:37:43.119 --> 00:37:45.199
I didn't know, like Tory Wilson was gonna be my
637
00:37:45.239 --> 00:37:46.159
favorite part of the show.
638
00:37:48.039 --> 00:37:54.079
You didn't anticipate that one today, So Tory, She desperately
639
00:37:54.079 --> 00:37:56.639
tries to explain she was not laughing at him, but
640
00:37:56.679 --> 00:38:01.320
her attempts are in vain. Unfortunately, as Tory tries to
641
00:38:01.400 --> 00:38:05.239
leave the arena, Big Show once again corners her and
642
00:38:05.400 --> 00:38:10.119
smashes the window of her car, and then he literally
643
00:38:10.159 --> 00:38:12.880
tosses the car over with his bare hands.
644
00:38:13.519 --> 00:38:13.719
Yeah.
645
00:38:13.800 --> 00:38:14.920
I remember, like she's like.
646
00:38:15.280 --> 00:38:20.280
You know, wwe diva star of Vince's big booby pupil,
647
00:38:20.599 --> 00:38:24.840
and she's driving like some crappy like sedan like obviously
648
00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:26.440
just meant to be junked.
649
00:38:27.119 --> 00:38:29.280
That really got me thinking. I was like, okay, it's
650
00:38:29.280 --> 00:38:32.280
two thousand and four. Was that like a popular model
651
00:38:32.320 --> 00:38:32.840
of car?
652
00:38:32.920 --> 00:38:33.079
Then?
653
00:38:33.239 --> 00:38:36.199
Is that just what looked cool? And I'm glad you're
654
00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:37.840
saying no, it's just a no.
655
00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:41.519
Yeah, it looked like it was like a ninety eight
656
00:38:41.599 --> 00:38:44.079
something like the thing looked five.
657
00:38:43.679 --> 00:38:45.599
Hundred dollars for it at an auto auction.
658
00:38:47.280 --> 00:38:50.280
Each pound that the Big Show is they paid one dollar.
659
00:38:50.800 --> 00:38:53.320
Like, the car does not run. Vince's like, buy it,
660
00:38:53.519 --> 00:38:56.440
damn it, I'll have a big show. Flip it over.
661
00:38:56.559 --> 00:38:59.840
So it's a three feet tall, five hundred dollars car.
662
00:39:01.800 --> 00:39:03.880
Wait, a three foot tall car. It's like a clown car.
663
00:39:05.119 --> 00:39:07.800
I don't know, leave me alone anyway, I don't.
664
00:39:07.639 --> 00:39:08.679
Know how tall cars are.
665
00:39:11.280 --> 00:39:12.800
You like this picture of a car.
666
00:39:14.199 --> 00:39:18.400
Pigtures like, well, you won't like it anymore and just
667
00:39:18.519 --> 00:39:22.719
smashes the windows. It just, you know what's funny. You know,
668
00:39:23.159 --> 00:39:25.760
before he smashes the windows of the car, he's kind
669
00:39:25.760 --> 00:39:28.719
of like huddled down almost like the fetal position, and
670
00:39:28.719 --> 00:39:30.280
Toy's like going to like pat him on the back
671
00:39:30.280 --> 00:39:30.719
of soll and.
672
00:39:30.719 --> 00:39:32.719
He's like, ooh, I don't need.
673
00:39:32.639 --> 00:39:36.119
Your pity, so so big show. He tosses the car,
674
00:39:36.840 --> 00:39:39.000
which was sort of believable, you know, as small as
675
00:39:39.039 --> 00:39:42.320
the car was, it just honestly reminded me of the
676
00:39:42.360 --> 00:39:46.079
time they aired Bronze Roman pushing over a semi truck on.
677
00:39:47.960 --> 00:39:50.320
The ambulance or Yeah, I.
678
00:39:50.280 --> 00:39:52.039
Was gonna say it made me want to look that
679
00:39:52.199 --> 00:39:54.679
up on YouTube. And unbeknownst to me, he has pushed
680
00:39:54.719 --> 00:39:58.880
over a semi truck a limousine and an ambulance, no
681
00:39:59.039 --> 00:40:00.239
subtlety at all.
682
00:40:03.000 --> 00:40:05.280
But none of it was as cool as when Bruckles
683
00:40:05.320 --> 00:40:07.400
to ripped the car door off, Like that was cool.
684
00:40:07.639 --> 00:40:08.519
Yeah, because that was cool.
685
00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:09.559
That was real, you know.
686
00:40:10.280 --> 00:40:12.000
Yeah, And he nearly clocked that fan with a door
687
00:40:12.000 --> 00:40:13.000
if he tossed it too.
688
00:40:16.599 --> 00:40:18.760
And the best part is he cares.
689
00:40:18.519 --> 00:40:21.599
Not he super doesn't care.
690
00:40:21.719 --> 00:40:24.880
He cares NOI it's okay. He looks strong when he
691
00:40:24.880 --> 00:40:26.639
got jobbed down to Goldberg.
692
00:40:30.000 --> 00:40:34.480
AnyWho, Tory runs away, but eventually, towards the end of SmackDown,
693
00:40:34.679 --> 00:40:38.000
general manager Kurt Angle gets word the Big Show has
694
00:40:38.079 --> 00:40:41.039
Tory Wilson on a ledge and is threatening to throw
695
00:40:41.079 --> 00:40:43.039
her off King Kong style.
696
00:40:45.360 --> 00:40:47.159
So much of that for I have like at least
697
00:40:47.159 --> 00:40:48.719
three more booby covers to do.
698
00:40:49.920 --> 00:40:52.000
Kurtis does like the big he does the big chop
699
00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:54.320
on her chest and just like Popster Fake teddies.
700
00:40:58.679 --> 00:40:59.480
In her career.
701
00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:09.239
What's that like a balloon?
702
00:41:10.800 --> 00:41:14.119
Yeah?
703
00:41:15.000 --> 00:41:16.239
Do you know how they work?
704
00:41:17.159 --> 00:41:18.079
I guess I don't know.
705
00:41:18.320 --> 00:41:28.559
No, that was me that made So Kurt runs over
706
00:41:28.679 --> 00:41:31.480
to try and save her. He scales up the scaffolding
707
00:41:31.519 --> 00:41:34.079
or whatever it is. He tries to talk Big Show down,
708
00:41:34.239 --> 00:41:37.639
but in a cruel twist of fate, Big.
709
00:41:37.440 --> 00:41:39.559
Show out of nowhere.
710
00:41:40.199 --> 00:41:43.760
He gazles Kurt and choke slams him off the perch.
711
00:41:44.760 --> 00:41:47.760
You would think that Big Show murdered Kurt Angle.
712
00:41:49.239 --> 00:41:51.119
Yeah, the way they way they filled it.
713
00:41:51.840 --> 00:41:56.199
Kurt is just laying on the concrete, leg contorted and
714
00:41:56.320 --> 00:41:58.519
blood emerging from the back of his head.
715
00:41:59.280 --> 00:42:01.559
Yes, good God, honest take here.
716
00:42:01.599 --> 00:42:01.800
Though.
717
00:42:01.880 --> 00:42:04.480
I took this so seriously as a kid, I thought
718
00:42:04.559 --> 00:42:08.679
Kurt Angle will probably not dead, would probably never wrestle again.
719
00:42:08.840 --> 00:42:10.320
What did you guys think about this?
720
00:42:11.519 --> 00:42:14.360
It was a little a little close, a little close
721
00:42:14.400 --> 00:42:16.360
to the bone. The thing in wrestling like the more
722
00:42:16.400 --> 00:42:19.159
you say something like, the less real it is to me.
723
00:42:19.280 --> 00:42:21.320
And so like every time he's like I I'll never
724
00:42:21.400 --> 00:42:25.079
wrestle again because I died almost died. Is like the
725
00:42:25.119 --> 00:42:27.360
more you talk about something, the less real it becomes
726
00:42:27.400 --> 00:42:30.119
to me. At first, I was like, oh, wow, like
727
00:42:30.280 --> 00:42:34.159
they just about killed Kurt Angle like that. That's pretty brutal.
728
00:42:34.199 --> 00:42:36.360
I wonder what's gonna happen next, And like it's so
729
00:42:36.519 --> 00:42:40.760
clear that it's just angling pardon pardon the wording, but
730
00:42:41.199 --> 00:42:44.280
towards a big in ring return, while he probably actually
731
00:42:44.320 --> 00:42:45.599
recovers from a surgery.
732
00:42:46.719 --> 00:42:49.400
Maybe it's angling towards a big show.
733
00:42:50.840 --> 00:42:57.119
We're so all that to say, that's why Kurt Angle
734
00:42:57.159 --> 00:42:59.039
is in a wheelchair and so he's out here on
735
00:42:59.079 --> 00:43:02.119
his big ramps thing pushed by Luther Don't call me
736
00:43:02.239 --> 00:43:05.960
Roman Rains, who is making his ruthless aggression debut. By
737
00:43:06.000 --> 00:43:09.440
the way, guys, I gotta ask, what did you think
738
00:43:09.440 --> 00:43:12.920
about Luther rains scathing bald spot.
739
00:43:13.360 --> 00:43:15.800
I think he's a scathing bald spot on the show
740
00:43:16.360 --> 00:43:19.440
ooh flew to Rain's nuclear heat.
741
00:43:22.039 --> 00:43:27.440
Yeah, he cuts you know, a heat seeking promo on
742
00:43:27.519 --> 00:43:31.239
the Los Angeles crowd, calling them self absorbed, always on
743
00:43:31.280 --> 00:43:34.480
their cell phones, even takes a shot at the Lakers
744
00:43:34.519 --> 00:43:38.400
more namely Kobe Bryant, who himself was caught up in
745
00:43:38.440 --> 00:43:41.360
the biggest scandal of the year, possibly Jake, if I
746
00:43:41.440 --> 00:43:43.679
understand correctly, you've done a little research on this topic.
747
00:43:43.719 --> 00:43:47.599
Can you share with our audience what this was all about?
748
00:43:48.639 --> 00:43:53.000
I can. Yeah, So in two thousand and four, in
749
00:43:53.079 --> 00:43:55.920
actions that happened in two thousand and three, Kobe Bryant
750
00:43:55.960 --> 00:43:59.760
was in Colorado and accused of rape. Now I have
751
00:44:00.880 --> 00:44:05.599
a news article from ABC News Australia that basically lays
752
00:44:05.599 --> 00:44:09.599
out the allegation pretty well and pretty succinctly. It's the
753
00:44:09.599 --> 00:44:12.199
classic things where you know, if someone has done the
754
00:44:12.239 --> 00:44:14.400
work for you, don't try to redo the work. Like
755
00:44:14.400 --> 00:44:16.320
there's no reason for me to try to paraphrase with
756
00:44:16.400 --> 00:44:20.559
someone said very well. So from ABC in Australia. In
757
00:44:20.679 --> 00:44:23.760
June two thousand and three, Brian Kobe went to Edwards,
758
00:44:23.760 --> 00:44:26.320
Colorado for knee surgery, staying at a luxury lodge and
759
00:44:26.360 --> 00:44:29.960
spa in Cordillera. The then twenty four year old Laker
760
00:44:30.039 --> 00:44:32.760
was already household name. The woman, who was not identified
761
00:44:32.800 --> 00:44:35.880
at the time and was nineteen, told police that Briant
762
00:44:35.920 --> 00:44:38.519
raped her in his room on June thirtieth, after arriving
763
00:44:38.559 --> 00:44:41.199
in the hotel near skiing town of Vail. She was
764
00:44:41.239 --> 00:44:44.119
a concierge at the hotel and a college student. Brian
765
00:44:44.239 --> 00:44:47.320
was arrested in early July and said he'd had consensual sex,
766
00:44:47.360 --> 00:44:51.280
but denied assault. He was married at the time to
767
00:44:51.320 --> 00:44:55.119
his wife Vanessa, and there was a bunch of jokes
768
00:44:55.159 --> 00:44:57.119
going around about the size of the diamond ring that
769
00:44:57.199 --> 00:45:00.800
she had on during this whole ya. I'm very sorry
770
00:45:00.800 --> 00:45:03.800
for what I've done to everybody I know, so on
771
00:45:03.840 --> 00:45:05.960
and so forth. It went on for about a year,
772
00:45:06.000 --> 00:45:08.599
them trying to decide what evidence the jury should hear.
773
00:45:09.159 --> 00:45:13.079
Prosecutors claimed that that Bryant orstraped himself upon it. I'm
774
00:45:13.079 --> 00:45:15.480
not going to go into the nitty gritty details. You
775
00:45:15.480 --> 00:45:17.199
guys can look it up online. This is almost a
776
00:45:17.199 --> 00:45:20.000
twenty year old case. You can you can find it.
777
00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:23.519
But essentially what it came down to is the case
778
00:45:23.679 --> 00:45:27.880
was dropped because she was receiving death threats from Lakers
779
00:45:27.920 --> 00:45:29.960
fans like, oh, if you if you fuck up our
780
00:45:30.079 --> 00:45:33.239
chance to pardon me to go to the finals, like
781
00:45:33.280 --> 00:45:35.119
we're going to find you and kill you, like that's
782
00:45:35.119 --> 00:45:38.800
mysh and so like she's like, I don't. I just
783
00:45:38.840 --> 00:45:41.320
don't have the energy to pursue this case. And so
784
00:45:41.480 --> 00:45:43.840
she dropped it. But they later settled out of court
785
00:45:44.480 --> 00:45:48.280
in two thousand and five for an undisclosed settlement. So
786
00:45:48.039 --> 00:45:51.159
it's it's the classic if he hadn't done anything, why
787
00:45:51.199 --> 00:45:55.000
would he have settled out of court? But you know,
788
00:45:56.079 --> 00:45:57.480
the court system is what it is.
789
00:45:58.880 --> 00:46:00.519
It's all just kind of icky.
790
00:46:01.159 --> 00:46:03.840
Yeah, that's that's like the long and short of it though.
791
00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:07.119
And I remember during the playoffs they would have they
792
00:46:07.119 --> 00:46:09.239
would have splits because he would be flying back and
793
00:46:09.280 --> 00:46:12.840
forth from Colorado to Los Angeles to play games, and
794
00:46:12.880 --> 00:46:14.559
he would have to appear in court and then fly
795
00:46:14.679 --> 00:46:16.719
to Los Angeles to play games. And they would be like, oh,
796
00:46:16.719 --> 00:46:19.280
this is how many points a game Kobe is averaging
797
00:46:19.280 --> 00:46:22.000
on days he has trial versus days he doesn't have trial.
798
00:46:22.119 --> 00:46:23.679
It was ridiculous.
799
00:46:24.719 --> 00:46:28.400
Who ended up winning the NBA Championship either that year
800
00:46:28.519 --> 00:46:30.480
or the following year two.
801
00:46:30.400 --> 00:46:36.280
Thousand and four was a Detroit Pistons. Okay, okay, what
802
00:46:36.360 --> 00:46:40.800
about five starting starting five of Chauncey Billups, Rip Hamilton,
803
00:46:40.880 --> 00:46:43.440
Tayshaun Prince, Rashid Wallace, and Ben Wallace.
804
00:46:43.840 --> 00:46:44.760
Ben Wah.
805
00:46:47.400 --> 00:46:49.920
You know, speaking of the same people that would send
806
00:46:50.000 --> 00:46:54.400
death threats for Kobe Bryant in this situation are likely
807
00:46:54.480 --> 00:46:56.679
the same kind of people who say to this day
808
00:46:56.719 --> 00:46:58.519
that Ben was should be in the Hall of Fame.
809
00:46:59.719 --> 00:47:03.320
Right right, Well, this is this is buddy of work. Man.
810
00:47:04.079 --> 00:47:06.840
Hey, you can appreciate a body of work and not
811
00:47:07.039 --> 00:47:11.079
to condone the person you know, hold them accountable. I'm
812
00:47:11.159 --> 00:47:12.880
kind of glad we live in a different day in
813
00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:16.000
time now to that these things are so visible. We
814
00:47:16.079 --> 00:47:17.519
don't have to cling to these things. There are still
815
00:47:17.519 --> 00:47:20.559
people that do and defend icky people when they do
816
00:47:20.639 --> 00:47:21.280
icky things.
817
00:47:21.880 --> 00:47:26.679
Iky people. All right, that's that's not good. I should
818
00:47:26.719 --> 00:47:28.079
make a fun song for icky people.
819
00:47:28.719 --> 00:47:34.400
Fuck you wicky people, icky things. Though, the moral of
820
00:47:34.440 --> 00:47:38.320
the story, Oh be ichy, so be icky.
821
00:47:38.400 --> 00:47:41.639
So back to back to ruthless aggression here Kurt He
822
00:47:41.679 --> 00:47:44.440
wraps up his promo by saying he can't wait to leave,
823
00:47:44.880 --> 00:47:47.760
and he hopes after he leaves that Allie has the
824
00:47:47.800 --> 00:47:52.320
biggest earthquake ever. That flyne made me laugh out loud
825
00:47:52.519 --> 00:47:53.119
so hard.
826
00:47:55.360 --> 00:47:57.639
Like it worked too, which is the best part of that.
827
00:47:57.800 --> 00:47:59.719
People like, oh boo, no, we're not gonna have we
828
00:47:59.719 --> 00:48:00.880
don't have earthquakes here.
829
00:48:01.079 --> 00:48:04.599
Yeah, when he left the town the following day, there
830
00:48:04.679 --> 00:48:07.360
was a big earthquake there. It actually worked.
831
00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:10.679
Words of Angle, you.
832
00:48:10.639 --> 00:48:12.760
See like a camera, it's just Kurt Angle just shaking
833
00:48:12.800 --> 00:48:14.119
the ground vigorously.
834
00:48:16.840 --> 00:48:19.239
Kurt Angle doing push ups and making the ground.
835
00:48:19.239 --> 00:48:24.320
Just you know, honestly, apart from the earthquake thing, He's
836
00:48:24.320 --> 00:48:26.599
probably be an honest I'd never really hear positive things
837
00:48:26.639 --> 00:48:27.320
about Los.
838
00:48:27.119 --> 00:48:31.119
Angeles unless you live there, and people who live there
839
00:48:31.159 --> 00:48:32.840
have to act like it's cool.
840
00:48:33.280 --> 00:48:35.400
I've always heard from people to say, it's like the
841
00:48:35.440 --> 00:48:38.199
actual city city itself. It's like it's just a big,
842
00:48:38.239 --> 00:48:41.239
busy city. It's not fun, but like the surrounding areas
843
00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:44.000
are just pretty good, you know, just kind of like
844
00:48:44.000 --> 00:48:46.159
I don't want to live in Nashville, but it's like
845
00:48:46.159 --> 00:48:47.519
the surrounding areas aren't bad, you know.
846
00:48:47.760 --> 00:48:49.480
Yeah, yeah, And it's kind of cool to go down
847
00:48:49.519 --> 00:48:51.760
Broadway every once in a while, just to be fair.
848
00:48:51.880 --> 00:48:54.320
Gotta play the gotta play the face for LA, for
849
00:48:54.360 --> 00:48:55.920
all LA listeners.
850
00:48:56.159 --> 00:48:58.440
Both of them.
851
00:48:58.639 --> 00:49:01.679
Kurt then demands Tory Wilson in to coming out. He
852
00:49:01.760 --> 00:49:04.960
blames her entirely for his predicament. He even sat on
853
00:49:05.039 --> 00:49:09.480
SmackDown in a promo that he can't have sex with
854
00:49:09.559 --> 00:49:19.719
his wife anymore, which still true. Oh, he tells stories
855
00:49:19.760 --> 00:49:23.239
that she was responsible for ending his career. It's only
856
00:49:23.320 --> 00:49:25.599
fitting that she'd be responsible for the end of hers.
857
00:49:26.480 --> 00:49:29.199
So if she loses this match, she'll lose her job.
858
00:49:56.519 --> 00:50:01.119
The next match is Torri Wilson's Don Marie. Was there
859
00:50:01.119 --> 00:50:02.679
any build up for this or was it just like
860
00:50:02.679 --> 00:50:03.480
any two women?
861
00:50:04.519 --> 00:50:07.280
Barely we just talked about the build up.
862
00:50:07.800 --> 00:50:09.760
Well, I mean, like the build up was like not
863
00:50:10.000 --> 00:50:11.079
anything with Don.
864
00:50:10.920 --> 00:50:12.639
Ree it's more.
865
00:50:12.880 --> 00:50:14.760
Hey, remember when I killed your dad?
866
00:50:16.239 --> 00:50:17.000
I guess that's it.
867
00:50:17.559 --> 00:50:22.519
Do you need after that? This is her former step mom.
868
00:50:22.599 --> 00:50:25.840
I don't know, Like, if the spouse elf dies, do
869
00:50:25.880 --> 00:50:30.800
you cease to be the step parent? No, I don't know.
870
00:50:31.039 --> 00:50:33.519
This is still her step mom. They didn't get divorced.
871
00:50:33.280 --> 00:50:35.880
Or anything that they didn't get divorced.
872
00:50:36.159 --> 00:50:38.639
Yeah, this is the second ever step mother. There's a
873
00:50:38.639 --> 00:50:43.760
step daughter match. To my knowledge, I don't know his
874
00:50:43.840 --> 00:50:46.280
ring of honor doing stepmother versus step daughter.
875
00:50:46.159 --> 00:50:48.440
Matches pretty hot.
876
00:50:51.679 --> 00:50:54.679
We get a lock up to start, snap beear and
877
00:50:54.880 --> 00:50:58.239
neck breaker by Tory. Tory duck's a punch and clotheslines
878
00:50:58.280 --> 00:51:03.559
Don twice. Donsen's toy into the corner. Tory elevated to
879
00:51:03.599 --> 00:51:08.159
the apron. Don bangs her head off the turnbuckle. Tory
880
00:51:08.199 --> 00:51:10.960
looks for a crossbody, but Don oh Man a veteran
881
00:51:11.039 --> 00:51:15.119
status she's got it scouted and dodges the crossbody. Don
882
00:51:15.159 --> 00:51:18.800
slams toy into the mat over and over elbow across
883
00:51:18.800 --> 00:51:22.000
the apron by Don, Tory is dragged to the floor.
884
00:51:23.360 --> 00:51:25.760
Don stomps toy on the floor and let me just
885
00:51:25.800 --> 00:51:31.159
say it may be top five worst stomps in wrestling history. Yes,
886
00:51:33.159 --> 00:51:35.159
Tory has dropped kicked to the floor by Don and
887
00:51:35.199 --> 00:51:38.159
then she hits a leg drop on the floor to Tory.
888
00:51:39.320 --> 00:51:41.960
Don pulls Toy into the ring. She goes for the cover,
889
00:51:42.079 --> 00:51:45.519
only gets two. Don eats a boot in the corner.
890
00:51:46.039 --> 00:51:51.760
We'll get a sunset flip by Tory one two two.
891
00:51:51.480 --> 00:51:54.800
And I gotta say, like, I wish she'd stop doing
892
00:51:54.800 --> 00:51:56.239
sunset flip because she sucks.
893
00:51:56.280 --> 00:51:58.760
That's the only move she knows. She thinks it's cool.
894
00:51:59.360 --> 00:52:01.679
There's so like there's like no flow.
895
00:52:03.480 --> 00:52:06.719
Oh yeah, what does flow look like? Then Kyle like.
896
00:52:06.760 --> 00:52:09.599
This, whoo, I'm doing a big wave with my arm.
897
00:52:09.599 --> 00:52:11.559
I'm break dancing. Wish you could see it. This is
898
00:52:11.559 --> 00:52:12.480
an audio podcast.
899
00:52:12.639 --> 00:52:17.199
I wish I could see it too. Geez. We'll get
900
00:52:17.239 --> 00:52:20.000
to roll up, and if anybody remembers this match, it's
901
00:52:20.039 --> 00:52:23.639
for this reason alone. As Tory pulls down Don's bridges,
902
00:52:23.880 --> 00:52:24.880
exposing her thong.
903
00:52:26.599 --> 00:52:28.719
But it's like, the only notes I took on this
904
00:52:28.800 --> 00:52:30.960
match is just uh, well, you can say Don Ray's
905
00:52:30.960 --> 00:52:31.519
bought cheeks.
906
00:52:31.760 --> 00:52:34.000
And then it was like a club and a dark
907
00:52:34.079 --> 00:52:38.199
room and there's just flashes everywhere. Everybody's taking picture.
908
00:52:38.760 --> 00:52:40.960
Don Marie wanted to go home right away, but then
909
00:52:41.000 --> 00:52:43.679
she realized. She's like, I can't win the match though,
910
00:52:43.880 --> 00:52:46.039
because then we have to figure out how to unfire
911
00:52:46.119 --> 00:52:48.199
Tory Wilson. So she has like get out of the
912
00:52:48.199 --> 00:52:51.679
pin that she's in to reverse it and try to
913
00:52:51.679 --> 00:52:52.679
diluse the match.
914
00:52:53.480 --> 00:52:57.880
She would rather keep going and show her butt then
915
00:52:57.920 --> 00:52:59.280
for Tory Wilson to get fired.
916
00:53:00.360 --> 00:53:02.519
I mean she stood there with everything hanging out there
917
00:53:02.559 --> 00:53:03.840
for solid thirty seconds.
918
00:53:04.880 --> 00:53:05.039
Yeah.
919
00:53:05.079 --> 00:53:07.119
I thought I thought she would try to, like, you know,
920
00:53:07.199 --> 00:53:08.880
pull her bridge as shit, but no.
921
00:53:10.079 --> 00:53:13.679
That's what she gets for wearing two big giant holes
922
00:53:13.719 --> 00:53:15.559
in her breeches.
923
00:53:15.400 --> 00:53:18.199
Like held together by a metal clasp.
924
00:53:19.480 --> 00:53:21.360
And the bridges are just thin.
925
00:53:22.440 --> 00:53:25.280
Like was that like a legitimate break or was that planned?
926
00:53:25.559 --> 00:53:28.000
I feel like it was planned, but I don't want.
927
00:53:27.800 --> 00:53:28.400
To say it was.
928
00:53:28.519 --> 00:53:30.039
Yeah, it's one of these things where I don't really
929
00:53:30.039 --> 00:53:32.440
carry the way. It's like, oh, the butt cheek's cool, but.
930
00:53:33.000 --> 00:53:36.000
You want to say it's plant. It's tough, right, Like
931
00:53:37.559 --> 00:53:41.320
those things happen, but as recently, like it seems like
932
00:53:41.360 --> 00:53:43.719
the type of thing that Vince McMann would be like, hey,
933
00:53:43.920 --> 00:53:47.800
do you remember when Janet Jackson's boom came outta do
934
00:53:47.880 --> 00:53:48.199
that with.
935
00:53:48.360 --> 00:53:52.320
Don Mari's ass when their pot checks.
936
00:53:52.840 --> 00:53:56.519
So backslide by Tory and Don cannot kick out. Tory
937
00:53:56.559 --> 00:54:01.920
wins with another victory over her step mom. H Kyle,
938
00:54:02.239 --> 00:54:03.440
what did you think about the match?
939
00:54:04.199 --> 00:54:08.079
Five Star Classic? No, it was it was not good.
940
00:54:08.840 --> 00:54:12.679
It was just like two women who are certainly not
941
00:54:12.840 --> 00:54:16.320
hired for their wrestling skill trying to upunt a wrestling match,
942
00:54:16.360 --> 00:54:19.280
and yeah, I guess trying to do the best they can,
943
00:54:19.360 --> 00:54:23.159
but it's just simply not good enough. So thumbs down.
944
00:54:25.039 --> 00:54:28.400
It was. Yeah, it was bad. I I thought that
945
00:54:28.440 --> 00:54:32.800
the neck breaker was was nice. I'm trying to trying
946
00:54:32.800 --> 00:54:35.440
to be nice. Uh, this is a bad match.
947
00:54:38.800 --> 00:54:41.559
I'll say, thumbs in the middle, pointed towards down. Actually
948
00:54:42.159 --> 00:54:47.480
it may, but it may be the most inoffensive match
949
00:54:47.599 --> 00:54:53.880
they've ever had, right, I guess, like, uh, Jake wasn't
950
00:54:53.880 --> 00:54:57.440
necessarily along with us for this Don Marie Tory Wilson
951
00:54:57.480 --> 00:55:01.760
Al Wilson journey, but Colin and I saw some pretty
952
00:55:01.760 --> 00:55:02.599
bad stinkers.
953
00:55:03.840 --> 00:55:05.599
Yeah, I guess I just look. I just looked more
954
00:55:05.639 --> 00:55:08.280
fondly at that because the story you're surrounding it was
955
00:55:08.280 --> 00:55:10.800
so sensational and dumb that it just kind of added
956
00:55:10.840 --> 00:55:13.039
to it even if the match was awful, whereas this
957
00:55:13.199 --> 00:55:15.360
like there's nothing right it.
958
00:55:15.800 --> 00:55:18.519
The match wasn't good, but it was at the very
959
00:55:18.599 --> 00:55:19.599
least watchable.
960
00:55:21.280 --> 00:55:21.960
Yeah, fair enough.
961
00:55:22.000 --> 00:55:22.199
Man.
962
00:55:22.320 --> 00:55:24.360
Still I'd still say thumbs down and leave us.
963
00:55:25.000 --> 00:55:28.119
My gosh, anything longer than three minutes is just no,
964
00:55:28.360 --> 00:55:30.760
don't do it. Did you say three Wait a minute?
965
00:55:31.599 --> 00:55:37.599
Did I just hear myself say three minutes?
966
00:55:37.679 --> 00:55:37.719
No?
967
00:55:38.199 --> 00:55:39.599
This is not three minutes. Good of the night.
968
00:55:40.440 --> 00:55:41.000
It just can't be.
969
00:55:43.480 --> 00:55:45.960
But you know, the next match is three minutes?
970
00:55:47.079 --> 00:55:47.800
Wait a minute?
971
00:55:48.840 --> 00:55:55.599
We cut backstage to John Bradshaw Layfield Everybody's Bradshaw, and
972
00:55:55.639 --> 00:55:58.239
a segment that has been scrubbed from Peacock and is
973
00:55:58.360 --> 00:56:02.440
largely unfindable online. The best I could gather is from
974
00:56:02.480 --> 00:56:06.239
Scott's blog of Doom, where he recalls JBL is happy
975
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to be here because he's tired of campaigning all over
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the country and seeing a bunch of Eddie Guerrero's. Nowhere
977
00:56:13.719 --> 00:56:15.840
is worse than right here in Los Angeles. But there
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00:56:15.880 --> 00:56:18.760
are some good people, like the ones who wash his
979
00:56:18.800 --> 00:56:24.320
car and polish his boots, and JBL's America. Everybody speaks English,
980
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and there aren't people with eight or nine greasy kids
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on welfare.
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00:56:28.840 --> 00:56:29.639
Oh my god.
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00:56:31.559 --> 00:56:36.159
So yeah, first of all, why scrub this from the
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00:56:37.480 --> 00:56:42.599
peacock when there are things on SmackDown which are way worse? Like,
985
00:56:42.639 --> 00:56:45.639
I get it, but I'm just like, be consistent. You know,
986
00:56:46.519 --> 00:56:50.719
I don't think they should scrub any of this. But gosh, JBL,
987
00:56:50.719 --> 00:56:51.280
what are you doing.
988
00:56:52.159 --> 00:56:53.800
I'm viciously anti censorship.
989
00:56:54.639 --> 00:56:58.639
Yeah, it's like I get it. It's like, you know,
990
00:56:58.679 --> 00:57:00.920
it's kind of like moldy racist thing he's saying. But
991
00:57:01.280 --> 00:57:03.880
it's like, it's the past. It's the Yeah, it's it's
992
00:57:03.880 --> 00:57:06.639
the past. You know. It's like you watch it with context.
993
00:57:07.159 --> 00:57:07.360
You know.
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00:57:08.079 --> 00:57:10.480
It's like I can still watch comedies that, you know,
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00:57:10.559 --> 00:57:12.760
by today's standards, will be really tasteless, but it's like, oh,
996
00:57:12.840 --> 00:57:15.320
yeah that was made like twenty years ago. It's what's whatever,
997
00:57:15.360 --> 00:57:16.320
It's a different time, you know.
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00:57:16.400 --> 00:57:19.320
Also, at the same time, like JBL is not a
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00:57:19.440 --> 00:57:23.440
character to to uphold for his virtue. It's not like
1000
00:57:23.519 --> 00:57:26.679
we're saying, hey, everybody, look at how amazing and awesome
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00:57:26.800 --> 00:57:30.559
JBL is. JBL's character is like as a person, like
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00:57:30.880 --> 00:57:34.320
he's he's the heel in this situation. He's the bad guy,
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00:57:34.400 --> 00:57:37.079
Like I don't under like people who don't understand the
1004
00:57:37.119 --> 00:57:41.039
wrestling dynamic, like if if nobody's bad, if nobody's evil,
1005
00:57:41.519 --> 00:57:43.480
and what do you have? You have a bunch of
1006
00:57:43.599 --> 00:57:46.599
a bunch of guys just jumping around and fighting for
1007
00:57:46.639 --> 00:57:47.119
no reason.
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00:57:48.400 --> 00:57:50.760
But yeah, I mean I I it's like, I don't
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I don't think they should just I don't think they
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00:57:52.440 --> 00:57:55.440
should descrubbed it at all. Of course, you know anything
1011
00:57:55.519 --> 00:57:57.639
really from there because it's just kind of stinky because
1012
00:57:57.639 --> 00:57:59.639
he wanted to see it as it was presented. You
1013
00:57:59.639 --> 00:58:01.760
don't have to condone it just to be able to
1014
00:58:01.760 --> 00:58:03.880
watch it. It's the past, you know, it's art.
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00:58:04.280 --> 00:58:06.159
Let us stand with an ap.
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00:58:08.360 --> 00:58:11.199
Hey, guys, hope you're locking the cast, but we gotta
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go to commercial Stone Shrek, Fiona, Look here comes Sleeping Beauty.
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In bullets.
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give you.
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shoot style.
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later you will get your revenge.
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Take out.
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Many games were pleasing, gun Playing.
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Life, Intense Shoe Downs, Red Dead with All coming May
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fourth to PlayStation two, and Xbox rated M for mature.
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What could you possibly want?
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01:00:05.199 --> 01:00:08.840
The week of it was Yeah, I'm all right, that's
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01:00:08.880 --> 01:00:10.119
just the way that I was out.
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01:00:10.039 --> 01:00:11.119
Trying to make him in the sight.
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01:00:11.199 --> 01:00:13.760
But I don't even know hell no help at all
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01:00:13.880 --> 01:00:15.199
in the whole ward.
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01:00:17.119 --> 01:00:22.000
Start You knows, you know anyone?
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01:00:26.679 --> 01:00:30.960
Pepsi Blue has been discontinued. Rip in Peace.
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01:00:33.280 --> 01:00:36.280
For John branch Onlayfield, the pursuit of the w W
1051
01:00:36.519 --> 01:00:41.199
Championship is business as usual, But for Latino Heat, a
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01:00:41.360 --> 01:00:46.440
gutless attack too close to home just mean things very personal.
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01:00:47.440 --> 01:00:51.719
My good Eddie has tapped for loose Please.
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01:00:51.639 --> 01:00:54.840
Snapped Jean Bradshaw, Layfield Dye Guerrero.
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01:00:55.280 --> 01:00:59.920
The w W Championship SmackDown presents w W Judgment Day.
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01:01:00.280 --> 01:01:11.079
Something only on paper view introducing new Doritos. Easier way
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01:01:11.119 --> 01:01:17.960
to eat your favorite snack. We've taken a cold taste
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01:01:18.000 --> 01:01:23.559
and big crunch of Doritos and hold it into a
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01:01:23.599 --> 01:01:24.599
bite sized shape.
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01:01:24.599 --> 01:01:25.960
That's way easier.
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01:01:27.159 --> 01:01:27.800
I can do that.
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01:01:27.880 --> 01:02:08.000
You wish to got again? New Doritos. The next match
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01:02:08.119 --> 01:02:09.360
is Scott too Hot?
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01:02:12.000 --> 01:02:12.880
Morgici?
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01:02:15.639 --> 01:02:17.559
Such a bad match sucks?
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01:02:19.119 --> 01:02:21.239
Have you never called him Scott too hot? I'm sorry,
1067
01:02:22.119 --> 01:02:25.760
I just wasn't expecting it. Scott too hot?
1068
01:02:26.559 --> 01:02:26.920
Scott?
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01:02:27.119 --> 01:02:29.679
I want Scott too Hot and Palpenis to make a
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01:02:29.760 --> 01:02:32.000
tag team.
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01:02:32.159 --> 01:02:33.760
And Grandmaster sex E.
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01:02:35.639 --> 01:02:37.119
Just Grandmaster sex.
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01:02:38.320 --> 01:02:40.880
Remember when we were all like twelve or younger and
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01:02:41.119 --> 01:02:43.000
we just called him Grandmaster because I.
1075
01:02:42.920 --> 01:02:45.960
Shouldn't say sexy grand sex Master.
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01:02:48.199 --> 01:02:49.599
What can you say about Mordecai?
1077
01:02:51.159 --> 01:02:52.239
I don't know what can you say?
1078
01:02:53.199 --> 01:02:55.599
He had vignettes on SmackDown in the week's leading up
1079
01:02:55.639 --> 01:03:00.800
to Judgment Day where he's basically white Undertaker but the
1080
01:03:00.880 --> 01:03:06.320
undertone but basically the undertone or overtone depending on how
1081
01:03:06.360 --> 01:03:08.199
you look at it, is that he's supposed to be
1082
01:03:08.280 --> 01:03:13.719
this agent of Christianity. In his promos, he borrows from
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01:03:13.760 --> 01:03:17.159
scripture but points the meaning and purpose behind the text
1084
01:03:17.239 --> 01:03:21.480
and purposes it towards him. And really, when you look
1085
01:03:21.480 --> 01:03:25.480
at these promos, you could say, hmm, that's probably from
1086
01:03:25.519 --> 01:03:28.039
the Bible, but you could skew it and mean it
1087
01:03:28.119 --> 01:03:29.960
generally outside of that, because you know, he talked about
1088
01:03:30.000 --> 01:03:33.480
like society and how everybody's like, you know, sexually immoral
1089
01:03:33.559 --> 01:03:34.599
and stuff like that.
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01:03:36.199 --> 01:03:42.599
But Lady Bottom text, it's.
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01:03:42.400 --> 01:03:43.119
A sys gimmick.
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01:03:44.920 --> 01:03:54.239
We live in a society, Mordecai penis, but it's more
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01:03:54.280 --> 01:03:57.400
solidified in a promo and SmackDown post paper view. I'll
1094
01:03:57.400 --> 01:04:01.760
and i'll, i'll splice this in when Mordecai prays over
1095
01:04:01.800 --> 01:04:05.400
the city, literally Tony chimmels like Mordecai at this time
1096
01:04:05.440 --> 01:04:08.719
would like to pray for the sins of everybody, and
1097
01:04:08.719 --> 01:04:11.559
everyone's like boo.
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01:04:13.480 --> 01:04:24.480
Saints, Almighty Father, I kneel in this ring in accessful
1099
01:04:25.159 --> 01:04:35.559
of a country, in a city where the children are
1100
01:04:35.599 --> 01:04:48.519
nothing more than spoiled brass, and the women the wise,
1101
01:04:49.360 --> 01:04:55.320
the daughters, the mothers, and the grandmothers are no better than.
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01:04:55.199 --> 01:05:10.239
The harlots that sell themselves on the city street, where
1103
01:05:10.280 --> 01:05:23.480
weak minded men are cowardly and corrupt. Father, you forgive them,
1104
01:05:23.840 --> 01:05:25.760
but I will not.
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01:05:27.199 --> 01:05:28.159
I cannot.
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01:05:29.280 --> 01:05:34.239
I will punish each and every one of them.
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01:05:33.920 --> 01:05:35.360
And they will hear me.
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01:05:36.800 --> 01:05:43.159
And fear me, for I have damned him to hell.
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01:05:44.599 --> 01:05:47.039
Wow.
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01:05:49.800 --> 01:05:53.480
So Mordecai takes a knee and he prays over the
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01:05:53.519 --> 01:06:00.119
city to Father. So it's definitely like you know, Christian know,
1112
01:06:00.199 --> 01:06:03.440
he prays for their corruptness, but the prayer kind of
1113
01:06:03.440 --> 01:06:06.960
falls off the wheels when he says, Father, you may
1114
01:06:07.000 --> 01:06:08.559
forgive them, but.
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01:06:08.639 --> 01:06:14.320
I do not, for I have damned them to hell.
1116
01:06:15.000 --> 01:06:19.679
Which like, if you don't forgive, you won't be forgiven.
1117
01:06:19.880 --> 01:06:24.239
So despite his best efforts of righteousness, he's like wrong.
1118
01:06:24.760 --> 01:06:26.239
But I suppose that's the.
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01:06:26.199 --> 01:06:30.119
Point dogma part of the podcast.
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01:06:33.079 --> 01:06:35.119
So what do you guys think of Mordecai.
1121
01:06:36.320 --> 01:06:45.559
Mordecai more like Bordecai, more like Snortekai. Is this incre
1122
01:06:45.760 --> 01:06:48.039
like I'll tell you this is what I think. Like
1123
01:06:48.199 --> 01:06:52.639
when he comes out, nobody cares like well, he comes
1124
01:06:52.639 --> 01:06:55.880
out to the ring and it's the big spooky music
1125
01:06:55.920 --> 01:06:59.440
and he's got his thing that's halfway between a fasciaes
1126
01:06:59.519 --> 01:07:02.440
and a crop us and he comes walking out with
1127
01:07:02.480 --> 01:07:04.199
a thing that's supposed to be metal, but it's so
1128
01:07:04.360 --> 01:07:08.599
clearly not. And he just walks out, and we're supposed
1129
01:07:08.639 --> 01:07:10.400
to be in awe of this dude, but there's no
1130
01:07:10.519 --> 01:07:14.599
lighting treatment, there's there's just flames going out from behind
1131
01:07:14.679 --> 01:07:16.880
him and this clear path that we can see on
1132
01:07:16.960 --> 01:07:19.880
either side of him. And he walks out and he
1133
01:07:19.920 --> 01:07:24.079
puts his stick down and he walks into the ring
1134
01:07:25.239 --> 01:07:29.199
and nobody cares. Not one person makes a noise. They're
1135
01:07:29.239 --> 01:07:33.920
just like, Okay, there's this big dork. What's next. Oh
1136
01:07:34.199 --> 01:07:38.559
we might get to see the worm? Oh what are
1137
01:07:38.559 --> 01:07:39.039
Co's doing?
1138
01:07:39.119 --> 01:07:39.480
The worm?
1139
01:07:39.559 --> 01:07:44.320
My God, get him over.
1140
01:07:46.400 --> 01:07:49.199
I'll say the biggest detrimental MORRICAI for me, like the
1141
01:07:49.280 --> 01:07:52.960
concept and everything. I think maybe it could work. I
1142
01:07:52.960 --> 01:07:55.320
don't know. I think just you could think Undertakers like
1143
01:07:55.360 --> 01:07:58.360
the only spooky guy to kind of really hit it off.
1144
01:07:58.400 --> 01:08:01.840
But he just looked terrible, like not just the staff,
1145
01:08:01.840 --> 01:08:05.920
but his outfit and his just bleached hair, like they
1146
01:08:05.920 --> 01:08:08.719
were just like make them all white, everything white, everything
1147
01:08:08.760 --> 01:08:10.719
has to be white.
1148
01:08:10.920 --> 01:08:14.559
Yeah, I mean white is not a very flattering collar
1149
01:08:15.039 --> 01:08:17.520
and he's it's not like he's ripped or jacked or anything.
1150
01:08:19.000 --> 01:08:21.279
Yeah, like he just made him. He just look kind
1151
01:08:21.279 --> 01:08:23.119
of frumpy. And then I don't know if it was
1152
01:08:23.159 --> 01:08:25.399
like sweat, but like around his gut was just like
1153
01:08:25.439 --> 01:08:28.119
this big just I think it was just like the
1154
01:08:28.399 --> 01:08:31.359
mildly meshed see through shirt he was wearing became more
1155
01:08:31.439 --> 01:08:34.640
see through with sweat or oil. It looks so weird.
1156
01:08:34.800 --> 01:08:36.760
It looked like he pooped himself from the front by
1157
01:08:36.800 --> 01:08:37.520
the end of the match.
1158
01:08:37.800 --> 01:08:41.319
Yes, it's funny, though they never overtly say like he
1159
01:08:41.479 --> 01:08:44.680
debuts a judgment day. He just the promos would end
1160
01:08:44.800 --> 01:08:48.359
by saying the day of judgment is upon us. So
1161
01:08:48.439 --> 01:08:50.960
of course, like if you infer that judgment Day is
1162
01:08:50.960 --> 01:08:53.319
coming up on pay per view, you would say, okay,
1163
01:08:53.399 --> 01:08:56.359
he will be there in some capacity. But like Michael Cole,
1164
01:08:56.399 --> 01:09:00.000
for instance, says, this is a match I've been anticipating
1165
01:09:00.359 --> 01:09:03.560
for weeks now, Like he has to pause because he
1166
01:09:03.720 --> 01:09:04.439
doesn't even know.
1167
01:09:05.479 --> 01:09:06.159
I think that's a.
1168
01:09:06.159 --> 01:09:09.800
Big part why he didn't get a reaction, because no
1169
01:09:09.840 --> 01:09:15.119
one expected Mordecai, especially against a random opponent like Scotty
1170
01:09:15.159 --> 01:09:15.880
too Hoti.
1171
01:09:16.640 --> 01:09:20.000
Who people generally like, but is the bloom is off
1172
01:09:20.039 --> 01:09:21.079
the rose at this point.
1173
01:09:23.520 --> 01:09:25.279
To start, we get a lock up and a slam
1174
01:09:25.359 --> 01:09:30.319
by Mordecai. Scotty gets tossed into the ring post. Scotty
1175
01:09:30.359 --> 01:09:32.640
gets choked with his own arm, and then we get
1176
01:09:32.720 --> 01:09:36.439
knees to the face. Scotty is ran his shoulder first
1177
01:09:36.439 --> 01:09:39.520
into the other ring post. Mordecai chokes Scotty using the
1178
01:09:39.600 --> 01:09:43.560
ropes boot to the head of Scotty. Scotty tries to
1179
01:09:43.600 --> 01:09:47.600
fire up with a superkick and a facebuster, which is
1180
01:09:47.640 --> 01:09:51.079
supposed to set up for the Worm, but Mordecai blocks
1181
01:09:51.079 --> 01:09:54.399
it by nearly committing a sin himself by throwing Scotty
1182
01:09:54.479 --> 01:09:56.720
into the ropes by the crotch of his pants, nearly
1183
01:09:56.760 --> 01:10:04.159
exposing the little worm's dinghy. I know, I'm sorry his dingy, it's.
1184
01:10:04.119 --> 01:10:05.159
Old dingis.
1185
01:10:07.000 --> 01:10:10.560
Clothesline and a huge crucifix power bomb which has a
1186
01:10:10.560 --> 01:10:12.399
guy in the front road doing his best scott Hall
1187
01:10:12.479 --> 01:10:13.800
taunts is enough.
1188
01:10:13.640 --> 01:10:14.119
For the win.
1189
01:10:14.800 --> 01:10:18.159
That made me laugh after this, like the commentary is
1190
01:10:18.159 --> 01:10:20.760
trying to sell this so hard as like being impressive
1191
01:10:20.760 --> 01:10:24.239
and stuff. I think Cole specifically was like an impressive
1192
01:10:24.359 --> 01:10:27.319
debut from Mordecai, and I was like, no, Cole. This
1193
01:10:27.399 --> 01:10:28.560
is not impressive. Shut up.
1194
01:10:29.159 --> 01:10:34.520
He destroyed multiple time light heavyweight champion Scott too hot.
1195
01:10:35.199 --> 01:10:37.720
You know, it's funny that reminds me when you know,
1196
01:10:37.720 --> 01:10:40.840
when announcers don't speak with conviction, that's how you know
1197
01:10:40.920 --> 01:10:44.640
it's got a limited limited run there, Like I'm immediately
1198
01:10:44.680 --> 01:10:47.000
reminded of Triple H versus Scott Steiner at the Royal
1199
01:10:47.079 --> 01:10:49.840
Rumble of Three, where they're like, oh, you gotta think
1200
01:10:49.840 --> 01:10:52.119
if Scott had another chance, he would win that title.
1201
01:10:52.560 --> 01:10:56.880
They did not sound convinced at all, and of course
1202
01:10:57.079 --> 01:10:59.399
he never won that world heavyweight title in WWE.
1203
01:11:01.119 --> 01:11:02.800
You did get some sweet nectar though.
1204
01:11:03.079 --> 01:11:05.600
And he got that sweet theme song as well.
1205
01:11:08.359 --> 01:11:09.760
So fucker.
1206
01:11:11.520 --> 01:11:16.079
Fuker. They played this from Mordecai and Scotty Toati.
1207
01:11:20.439 --> 01:11:24.039
Oh man, I'll go first year though. I'll say thumbs
1208
01:11:24.079 --> 01:11:29.319
middle pointed towards down. I just think being generous tonight,
1209
01:11:29.439 --> 01:11:31.720
I am, I am. I think Scotty was the wrong
1210
01:11:31.760 --> 01:11:34.800
person for this match. I feel like this match was
1211
01:11:35.239 --> 01:11:37.319
despite the fact it was three minutes. I think it
1212
01:11:37.439 --> 01:11:38.520
went on way too long.
1213
01:11:39.600 --> 01:11:39.720
Uh.
1214
01:11:39.840 --> 01:11:41.399
I just feel like a local job or would have
1215
01:11:41.439 --> 01:11:44.119
fit better, Like, don't give Scotty any offense, Like, if
1216
01:11:44.119 --> 01:11:46.520
you're gonna put him in this role, Mordecai needed to
1217
01:11:46.560 --> 01:11:51.199
squash someone in sixty seconds, Like that's all you needed.
1218
01:11:51.319 --> 01:11:54.319
You didn't need any competition. And ultimately you can come
1219
01:11:54.359 --> 01:11:57.760
away from this match and say, hey, Mordecai beat the
1220
01:11:57.760 --> 01:12:00.000
crap out of Scotty too haughty, and that's great and all,
1221
01:12:00.680 --> 01:12:04.039
but there's definitely, like some some weaknesses there, and I
1222
01:12:04.039 --> 01:12:07.479
don't think it did him any favors. That being said, Uh,
1223
01:12:07.920 --> 01:12:11.079
it was, it was okay, but ultimately I didn't like
1224
01:12:11.119 --> 01:12:11.600
this match.
1225
01:12:13.159 --> 01:12:17.239
Yeah, there's really not a lot to like. I alluded
1226
01:12:17.279 --> 01:12:19.680
to it earlier, like when when Sky Too Hot he
1227
01:12:19.720 --> 01:12:22.600
stops having the too cool theme and starts coming out
1228
01:12:22.600 --> 01:12:24.640
to his own the.
1229
01:12:24.680 --> 01:12:26.800
Banging it, banging it, banging it, banging it.
1230
01:12:26.840 --> 01:12:27.680
The song sucks.
1231
01:12:28.239 --> 01:12:31.840
The song sucks so bad, and it's such a desperate
1232
01:12:31.880 --> 01:12:35.520
attempt to try to rebrand as even cooler than I
1233
01:12:35.720 --> 01:12:40.960
was before. But the dance is gone, the two thirds
1234
01:12:40.960 --> 01:12:44.079
of the group are gone, and now we just throw
1235
01:12:44.159 --> 01:12:48.319
him out here to get fed to Kevin Thorn and
1236
01:12:48.439 --> 01:12:52.000
his bad mustache.
1237
01:12:50.960 --> 01:12:54.600
He could tell he's he's not at his career peak.
1238
01:12:54.640 --> 01:12:56.960
Whenever he comes out just wearing the pay per view shirt.
1239
01:12:58.199 --> 01:13:01.000
He would have looked so cooler with a full like
1240
01:13:01.039 --> 01:13:02.520
he's doing the Jeff Hardy.
1241
01:13:02.199 --> 01:13:05.960
Thing because he thought it was cool at the time.
1242
01:13:06.119 --> 01:13:08.000
He's like, I want to listen to Marilyn Manson and
1243
01:13:08.039 --> 01:13:11.720
cut my beard. Weird, But yeah, me, you know like
1244
01:13:11.800 --> 01:13:13.840
this match much either. I thought it was weird. I'm
1245
01:13:13.880 --> 01:13:15.880
guessing they put him with Scottache because they didn't want
1246
01:13:15.920 --> 01:13:17.760
to just give a jobber because it's like, well, it's
1247
01:13:17.760 --> 01:13:19.239
a pay per view, we got to have them fight
1248
01:13:19.319 --> 01:13:22.600
someone real. But it's just made them all look a fool.
1249
01:13:22.920 --> 01:13:25.560
There was like zero highlights for me. Like if you
1250
01:13:25.600 --> 01:13:27.560
go back and watch the match at the end, whenever
1251
01:13:27.600 --> 01:13:29.920
they're trying to do highlights from the match, you can
1252
01:13:30.000 --> 01:13:33.079
tell how bad it is because like the longest, the
1253
01:13:33.119 --> 01:13:35.920
longest highlight is just from his opening. They show him
1254
01:13:35.960 --> 01:13:40.880
to the razor's edge and then that crappy thing where
1255
01:13:40.880 --> 01:13:43.800
he just kind of fell on his face and that's.
1256
01:13:43.680 --> 01:13:45.600
What was that in By the way he just like
1257
01:13:45.680 --> 01:13:48.439
lays on top of him like, hey, honey, what are
1258
01:13:48.479 --> 01:13:51.439
you thinking about doing for lunch today?
1259
01:13:52.680 --> 01:13:56.000
It's called the Rest in Despair instead of the Rest
1260
01:13:56.000 --> 01:13:59.640
in Peace. Maybe then.
1261
01:14:02.319 --> 01:14:03.800
More like a caress in piece.
1262
01:14:05.880 --> 01:14:07.960
So, guys, this.
1263
01:14:07.880 --> 01:14:15.600
Is the last appearance of Mordecai. What he appeared smack
1264
01:14:16.000 --> 01:14:18.680
in the following weeks. But uh, as far as main
1265
01:14:18.720 --> 01:14:20.279
timeline paper views go, this is it.
1266
01:14:21.439 --> 01:14:22.319
He had a good run.
1267
01:14:23.079 --> 01:14:28.439
He uh he was, you know, a good run honestly, honestly,
1268
01:14:28.600 --> 01:14:32.840
my uh you know, think about my favorite Mordecai memories.
1269
01:14:32.840 --> 01:14:36.000
It's just uh, you know, he was, he was. He
1270
01:14:36.039 --> 01:14:40.359
had a cross like structure and uh man, he really
1271
01:14:40.840 --> 01:14:41.720
he really cared.
1272
01:14:41.479 --> 01:14:44.880
It was it was a symbol. Remember what wasn't across
1273
01:14:45.039 --> 01:14:45.800
It was a symbol.
1274
01:14:45.840 --> 01:14:47.880
What's across the structure?
1275
01:14:48.039 --> 01:14:51.640
You know? It was a It was a cross between
1276
01:14:51.640 --> 01:14:53.600
a cross and a fascy way.
1277
01:14:55.279 --> 01:14:58.760
What is you? What are your guys favorite Mordecai memories?
1278
01:14:58.760 --> 01:15:01.159
As we remember that the memory Mornechai.
1279
01:15:01.600 --> 01:15:07.560
I remember when he took his hood off. That was
1280
01:15:08.119 --> 01:15:10.800
he only did it once. He never did it again.
1281
01:15:11.399 --> 01:15:12.840
So it really stands out to me.
1282
01:15:14.560 --> 01:15:20.039
Uh, I like his whole weird goth Colonel Sanders get up.
1283
01:15:20.159 --> 01:15:25.520
That was kind of cool, young god, oh my gosh.
1284
01:15:25.560 --> 01:15:27.439
It would have been perfect for that when they had
1285
01:15:27.479 --> 01:15:30.680
wrestlers dress up like Colonel Sanders.
1286
01:15:30.640 --> 01:15:34.479
Exactly didn't hear fried Chicken from the Burger place should
1287
01:15:34.520 --> 01:15:38.960
be a sin. You got what's his name, the Devil's
1288
01:15:38.960 --> 01:15:45.600
Advocate versus this is Mordecai.
1289
01:15:46.399 --> 01:15:51.279
Make it happen. Oh my gosh, they become a tag team.
1290
01:15:51.359 --> 01:15:53.760
Probably if both of them carried I think.
1291
01:15:53.840 --> 01:15:56.359
I think if Sean O'Hare had the Mordechai gonna make,
1292
01:15:56.359 --> 01:15:58.239
he probably the better chance of doing it better.
1293
01:15:58.840 --> 01:15:59.840
Actually carries it off.
1294
01:16:00.560 --> 01:16:08.479
Yeah, shnt O'Hair is too Shaan o'harry, like, oh, just
1295
01:16:08.600 --> 01:16:15.199
get them off TV altogether. But while this is the
1296
01:16:15.319 --> 01:16:20.960
last appearance of Mordecai, it is not, fortunately, however, the
1297
01:16:21.039 --> 01:16:24.560
last appearance of Kevin Ferdick, who we will see in
1298
01:16:24.640 --> 01:16:28.560
about a couple of years timeline wise as Kevin Thorn.
1299
01:16:30.760 --> 01:16:35.800
So that's something to look forward to with b TV.
1300
01:16:45.359 --> 01:16:50.079
We got backstage to Chavo and Shavo Classic. They are
1301
01:16:50.079 --> 01:16:52.399
in their locker room when they are approached by Cruiserweight
1302
01:16:52.479 --> 01:16:54.680
champion Jacqueline.
1303
01:16:54.199 --> 01:16:57.079
And Jacqueline still terrible actress.
1304
01:16:58.439 --> 01:17:03.720
Gosh, yes, wrestler, bad actress. She's come with a gift
1305
01:17:03.760 --> 01:17:07.479
for Chavo. She says, since he's going to get beat
1306
01:17:07.920 --> 01:17:11.479
by a girl, he might as well dressed like a
1307
01:17:11.560 --> 01:17:15.000
girl because the gift is some lingerie.
1308
01:17:15.479 --> 01:17:16.039
That's right.
1309
01:17:16.199 --> 01:17:19.520
I made this an into gender bra and panties match.
1310
01:17:22.680 --> 01:17:25.159
He throws it down and says this is not a joke.
1311
01:17:26.079 --> 01:17:28.880
And while he's berating Jackie, Chavo Classic can't be seen
1312
01:17:28.920 --> 01:17:32.239
in the background messing with the undies. I thought that
1313
01:17:32.399 --> 01:17:38.319
was genuinely hilarious. Yeah, Jacqueline tells Chavo to make it
1314
01:17:38.359 --> 01:17:45.880
hurt so good, so lame, and when Chavo so meaty,
1315
01:17:46.840 --> 01:17:49.880
so meaty, And when Chavo turns around, he finds his
1316
01:17:49.960 --> 01:17:53.079
dad toying with the undies, and he says, get your
1317
01:17:53.159 --> 01:17:54.079
mind in the game.
1318
01:17:55.800 --> 01:17:56.000
Yeah.
1319
01:17:56.079 --> 01:17:58.520
Jacqueline not a great actress, but this segment's pretty funny.
1320
01:17:59.239 --> 01:17:59.840
I liked it.
1321
01:18:00.079 --> 01:18:01.159
Mm hmm.
1322
01:18:01.840 --> 01:18:04.119
It was better than the match that came before it.
1323
01:18:05.079 --> 01:18:06.960
Speaking of next match, Kyle.
1324
01:18:56.239 --> 01:19:01.359
Match is Rico and Shouting taking on Cool Colley by
1325
01:19:01.439 --> 01:19:03.920
Gunn for taggy downs.
1326
01:19:06.760 --> 01:19:09.119
This is going to be a little challenging to discuss,
1327
01:19:09.319 --> 01:19:10.720
but here we go.
1328
01:19:11.840 --> 01:19:13.880
I got a quick question before we are you going
1329
01:19:13.960 --> 01:19:16.199
to do recap on this? Are you doing background before
1330
01:19:16.239 --> 01:19:19.319
we do the match? Yes? Okay, because I got questions.
1331
01:19:20.399 --> 01:19:24.319
Rico debuted on SmackDown as a competitor against Charlie Hawss.
1332
01:19:24.359 --> 01:19:26.479
You know, he was already on SmackDown when he was
1333
01:19:26.520 --> 01:19:29.279
with Billy and Chuck, but now he's a competitor where
1334
01:19:29.319 --> 01:19:33.119
we see Rico acting as an over the top, flamboyantly
1335
01:19:33.319 --> 01:19:37.079
gay person. When we last saw him on SmackDown, he
1336
01:19:37.119 --> 01:19:41.000
was acting as their manager, as I said, where there
1337
01:19:41.039 --> 01:19:44.279
was an implication he may be gay, and we discussed
1338
01:19:44.319 --> 01:19:47.039
this in our Unforgiven two thousand and two review, where
1339
01:19:47.079 --> 01:19:51.720
there were moments where he wanted hot ladies that perform HLA.
1340
01:19:53.720 --> 01:19:58.920
But now he's out and about, he prances, he sexually
1341
01:19:58.960 --> 01:20:02.319
harasses as a ponent. It's he's just an out there dude.
1342
01:20:02.920 --> 01:20:06.640
I'd say he is far far gayer than most gay people.
1343
01:20:07.439 --> 01:20:13.399
Right, and Charlie Haws is intolerably disgusted by it. He's
1344
01:20:13.439 --> 01:20:15.680
just like, throw up.
1345
01:20:17.520 --> 01:20:18.840
A man touching.
1346
01:20:20.319 --> 01:20:21.720
Meanwhile, we're watching wrestling.
1347
01:20:24.920 --> 01:20:26.800
Meanwhile he's in his underwear.
1348
01:20:27.720 --> 01:20:30.119
Like that's That's the thing that's always been funny to
1349
01:20:30.119 --> 01:20:33.560
me is like anytime there's any sort of like homosexual
1350
01:20:33.640 --> 01:20:36.399
character or anybody that's meant to make you feel weird
1351
01:20:36.479 --> 01:20:39.239
or creepy about watching the man, you realize that you've
1352
01:20:39.239 --> 01:20:41.680
been watching three hours of men in their pants just
1353
01:20:41.760 --> 01:20:43.239
running around rubbing on each other.
1354
01:20:43.319 --> 01:20:46.319
Like, come on, I'm sure you meant to say panties, right.
1355
01:20:47.000 --> 01:20:48.800
I mean, I meant it the way British people talk
1356
01:20:48.800 --> 01:20:51.560
about their underwear. There were men running around in their pants.
1357
01:20:52.920 --> 01:20:53.880
In America.
1358
01:20:54.000 --> 01:20:55.239
British.
1359
01:20:55.520 --> 01:20:59.479
Well, hey, but it's like like this, this kind of
1360
01:20:59.520 --> 01:21:02.199
gay over here is fine because there's the air of
1361
01:21:02.239 --> 01:21:05.279
masculinity about it, but this guy over here is wearing pink,
1362
01:21:05.520 --> 01:21:06.960
so it's definitely gay.
1363
01:21:08.520 --> 01:21:11.000
One week on SmackDown, Charlie Hosk gets to challenge for
1364
01:21:11.039 --> 01:21:15.560
the tag titles with a mystery partner. Wonder who could Oh,
1365
01:21:15.840 --> 01:21:19.439
of course it's Rico. They end up winning the tag
1366
01:21:19.479 --> 01:21:22.640
titles from Rakkeishi and Scottie too Hottie and Charlie's looking like,
1367
01:21:23.560 --> 01:21:29.279
oh boy, what have I gotten myself into? Speaking of Rakishi,
1368
01:21:30.039 --> 01:21:32.079
he's all but gone from the company at this point
1369
01:21:32.880 --> 01:21:38.560
after after WW repeatedly requested he lose weight and he
1370
01:21:38.640 --> 01:21:42.239
refused to do so. So Rakishi is released in early July.
1371
01:21:43.359 --> 01:21:45.680
He's like, hey, I'm trying, but I keep finding it.
1372
01:21:46.199 --> 01:21:47.800
Like, I'm sure you guys don't disagree with me, but
1373
01:21:47.840 --> 01:21:50.920
I've been telling y'all like he's seriously.
1374
01:21:50.399 --> 01:21:53.439
Obese, really really fat.
1375
01:21:53.880 --> 01:21:55.399
So like, I don't blame the company at all. It's
1376
01:21:55.399 --> 01:21:57.720
another they don't want another Yoko Zuna on their hands.
1377
01:21:58.359 --> 01:22:02.399
Oh god, yeah, Yokazuna's case, it's sad Or Vader.
1378
01:22:04.800 --> 01:22:10.680
I don't know why that reminded me of when I
1379
01:22:10.760 --> 01:22:16.439
took the words right out of my mouth. Uh So
1380
01:22:17.199 --> 01:22:19.840
that's kind of what's going on with Rico and Charlie Hawsson.
1381
01:22:19.840 --> 01:22:22.960
That's more so the build of this match. Now, your
1382
01:22:23.039 --> 01:22:25.960
question is where Billy Gunn and Harcre Holly come into this.
1383
01:22:26.600 --> 01:22:31.119
They've honestly had little to do on SmackDown. Billy Gunn
1384
01:22:31.119 --> 01:22:33.159
had a match with Booker t where he lost, and
1385
01:22:33.439 --> 01:22:35.960
I think it was just the prior SmackDown to this
1386
01:22:36.039 --> 01:22:39.760
pay per view. We see Rico and Hardcore Holly have
1387
01:22:39.840 --> 01:22:44.159
a match and Harcre Hally's like, oh so you know,
1388
01:22:44.239 --> 01:22:46.479
they've honestly had little to do with it. So this
1389
01:22:46.560 --> 01:22:47.920
is more so just thrown together.
1390
01:22:48.760 --> 01:22:51.960
And they're two big blonde guys, so they put them
1391
01:22:52.000 --> 01:22:52.960
in the in the ring together.
1392
01:22:53.039 --> 01:22:55.000
They're trying to convince you that they're a team by
1393
01:22:55.079 --> 01:22:57.600
putting a Titan tron together of them, but no, they
1394
01:22:57.600 --> 01:22:58.439
have not been together.
1395
01:22:59.119 --> 01:23:02.479
Which it's funny too, because uh Rico used to be
1396
01:23:02.640 --> 01:23:04.359
Billy Gun's hairdresser.
1397
01:23:04.880 --> 01:23:07.640
And will be again. He could have named him the
1398
01:23:08.239 --> 01:23:10.439
Hollywood Guns. That would have been a good name.
1399
01:23:11.199 --> 01:23:13.079
No, they could They could have made him. They could
1400
01:23:13.079 --> 01:23:16.560
have named him a just like a hard Gun and
1401
01:23:16.600 --> 01:23:17.199
then it's like.
1402
01:23:17.119 --> 01:23:17.960
Oh, we're not a guy.
1403
01:23:18.840 --> 01:23:21.079
What I did like though, because they have the runway
1404
01:23:21.119 --> 01:23:24.039
for Rico's entrance. I like how Charlie Hass was like,
1405
01:23:24.119 --> 01:23:26.520
I'm gonna go up it, and then everybody's caught him
1406
01:23:26.840 --> 01:23:29.720
and he's like, well, never mind. I thought that was funny.
1407
01:23:29.880 --> 01:23:32.520
I doda want anybody to think of good he runways
1408
01:23:32.520 --> 01:23:36.039
are good, you know.
1409
01:23:36.079 --> 01:23:38.000
It kind of makes you wonder, like Charlie Hass is
1410
01:23:38.039 --> 01:23:41.520
so adamant to get across the he is not, you know,
1411
01:23:41.600 --> 01:23:43.800
Batten for the other team. Kind of makes you wonder.
1412
01:23:44.680 --> 01:23:46.520
I think, though, doth protest too much.
1413
01:23:46.840 --> 01:23:50.840
I'm just saying, but I do also like when Hardcore
1414
01:23:50.840 --> 01:23:52.640
Holly and Billy Gunn come out, who you think are
1415
01:23:52.720 --> 01:23:56.159
faces up until a certain point in the match. Hardcore
1416
01:23:56.199 --> 01:23:58.479
Holly he gets on the little runway and he does
1417
01:23:58.479 --> 01:24:03.800
a little taunt thought that was fun, but really he
1418
01:24:03.840 --> 01:24:05.720
thought you would think Billy Gunn would be the one
1419
01:24:05.760 --> 01:24:08.079
to get on the runway, but he avoided it.
1420
01:24:08.079 --> 01:24:10.399
Turns out the angle is He's like, you know what,
1421
01:24:10.560 --> 01:24:13.640
I am gay and I hate Rico for being agreed
1422
01:24:13.680 --> 01:24:16.600
to stereotype.
1423
01:24:18.279 --> 01:24:21.319
The challengers aren't sure who should start, so Rico grabs
1424
01:24:21.359 --> 01:24:24.960
their butt simultaneously. Billy Gun and hardcore Holly want no
1425
01:24:25.039 --> 01:24:28.319
part of Rico. Rico tags into Charlie Hass and so
1426
01:24:28.399 --> 01:24:32.239
we get a lock up. Holly shoves Hoss and has
1427
01:24:32.439 --> 01:24:35.760
out wrestles Holly with an impressive looking alligator roll lock.
1428
01:24:35.880 --> 01:24:39.680
I thought that was really cool. Actually, Holly gets frustrated
1429
01:24:40.399 --> 01:24:44.560
side headlocked by Holly haas Hip tosses Holly and applies.
1430
01:24:44.199 --> 01:24:48.680
An arm bar arm bar arm bar.
1431
01:24:49.399 --> 01:24:52.600
Rico is the legal man. Rico takes the back of
1432
01:24:52.640 --> 01:24:57.800
Holly and kind of dry humps him.
1433
01:24:58.119 --> 01:25:02.239
Yes, as you do, as you do.
1434
01:25:03.439 --> 01:25:06.800
Holly freaks out and tags Billy Gun. We get a
1435
01:25:06.880 --> 01:25:11.079
lock up with Gun pushing back Rico. Rico tries kissing
1436
01:25:11.119 --> 01:25:14.439
Gun and Billy Gun jumps back. You know it's rich,
1437
01:25:14.800 --> 01:25:18.159
You know now that I think about it, that the
1438
01:25:18.239 --> 01:25:22.600
last time we saw Billy Gun and Rico together. I'm
1439
01:25:22.640 --> 01:25:24.680
sorry who was the one marrying who?
1440
01:25:26.199 --> 01:25:26.479
I know?
1441
01:25:26.640 --> 01:25:29.920
Right, I'm just saying, hey.
1442
01:25:29.760 --> 01:25:33.920
We're not okay, we're just really good friends, right.
1443
01:25:33.960 --> 01:25:37.399
I know that's the payoff, but still, oh no, but
1444
01:25:37.439 --> 01:25:38.600
don't come near me, Rico.
1445
01:25:39.000 --> 01:25:39.399
Whatever.
1446
01:25:39.960 --> 01:25:43.279
Anyway, Rico tries kissing Billy Gun, Billy Gun jumps back.
1447
01:25:44.000 --> 01:25:47.560
We get a side headlocked by Billy Gunn. Rico grabs
1448
01:25:47.680 --> 01:25:51.880
Billy Gun's keyster and Billy Gunn freaks out and tries
1449
01:25:51.920 --> 01:25:54.399
tagging Hark or Holly, but he jumps off the apron
1450
01:25:54.479 --> 01:25:58.840
wanting no part of Rico. Rico ends up getting Billy
1451
01:25:58.840 --> 01:26:01.039
Gunn on all fours and rides him like a horse,
1452
01:26:01.199 --> 01:26:07.600
slapping his booty. Okay, that was a little funny to read.
1453
01:26:10.760 --> 01:26:11.439
Uh.
1454
01:26:12.479 --> 01:26:14.640
Rico Neilson huge kicks in the corner, and I gotta
1455
01:26:14.640 --> 01:26:18.640
admit that the junk kick was actually pretty impressive. You know, Rico,
1456
01:26:18.920 --> 01:26:21.640
he's looking pretty beefy. He's just as big as Billy
1457
01:26:21.680 --> 01:26:22.119
Gun here.
1458
01:26:24.039 --> 01:26:26.359
And that's the thing that's I think frustrating to me
1459
01:26:26.479 --> 01:26:30.640
is because like, Rico has has some talent, but he's
1460
01:26:30.680 --> 01:26:34.239
just got this god awful gimmick that he's never gonna
1461
01:26:34.239 --> 01:26:34.840
get over with.
1462
01:26:36.760 --> 01:26:38.920
It's weird. It's like he's getting response, like you can
1463
01:26:38.920 --> 01:26:41.600
see Rico signs in the crowd, but I don't think
1464
01:26:41.600 --> 01:26:45.479
that's the reaction. They're really wanting him to have. Somebody
1465
01:26:45.479 --> 01:26:47.159
in the I'll note that somebody in the front row
1466
01:26:47.199 --> 01:26:49.640
had a Rico sign and security came and confiscated it.
1467
01:26:50.039 --> 01:26:50.720
Did they really?
1468
01:26:51.399 --> 01:26:51.600
Yeah?
1469
01:26:51.640 --> 01:26:51.960
They did.
1470
01:26:52.119 --> 01:26:52.359
I did.
1471
01:26:52.359 --> 01:26:54.279
I had to go back and watch it, and it
1472
01:26:54.319 --> 01:26:56.640
wasn't even like anything crazy. I was thinking, like, oh,
1473
01:26:56.680 --> 01:26:58.079
did it say like a slur or something, but no,
1474
01:26:58.159 --> 01:27:00.760
it just said like Rico I for the straight guy.
1475
01:27:01.119 --> 01:27:02.039
It's just a parody of that.
1476
01:27:02.439 --> 01:27:04.560
No, if it had a slur on it, they probably
1477
01:27:04.560 --> 01:27:05.720
wouldn't have confiscated.
1478
01:27:05.720 --> 01:27:09.560
It's that it's not the energy or anymore where there's
1479
01:27:09.600 --> 01:27:12.039
like twenty signs saying like whoever is gay?
1480
01:27:14.560 --> 01:27:16.119
Steve Blackman is gay.
1481
01:27:18.399 --> 01:27:18.600
Guy.
1482
01:27:20.000 --> 01:27:22.399
After the kicks, Billy gunn falls to his knees and
1483
01:27:22.479 --> 01:27:27.760
lands in prime position to give Rico well, well you know,
1484
01:27:29.319 --> 01:27:33.600
you know. So he starts kind of like pantomiming the
1485
01:27:33.800 --> 01:27:36.239
action there and Billy gun escapes to the floor.
1486
01:27:36.880 --> 01:27:38.119
Latio, there you go.
1487
01:27:39.439 --> 01:27:43.720
Hass tags into the match. Billy gun nails Rico Hardcore
1488
01:27:43.800 --> 01:27:49.760
Holly enters illegally and decks Charlie Hass. Hardcore Holly is
1489
01:27:49.800 --> 01:27:53.439
in and he chops, He chops and stomps to Hass.
1490
01:27:54.520 --> 01:27:56.560
We get a supplex by hardcore Holly. He goes for
1491
01:27:56.600 --> 01:27:59.159
the pen, but only good for a two count. Has
1492
01:27:59.319 --> 01:28:02.439
fires back harcore Holly, however, but Holly gives a scoop
1493
01:28:02.479 --> 01:28:06.119
slam to Charlie Haas, so can't really find that that
1494
01:28:06.239 --> 01:28:09.760
fire up there. Hardcore Holly climbs to the top rope.
1495
01:28:10.359 --> 01:28:13.159
Attempted elbow by Holly does not work, as Hass boots
1496
01:28:13.199 --> 01:28:16.800
Holly in the face. Hass crawls and crawls until we
1497
01:28:16.840 --> 01:28:23.800
get the hot tag di Rico. Rico comes in, gets
1498
01:28:23.800 --> 01:28:26.680
the inverted atomic drop and a series of clothes lines
1499
01:28:27.880 --> 01:28:30.880
has blant tags in gun hits the famous here on
1500
01:28:31.000 --> 01:28:37.039
Rico Hass German Suplex's gun. Holly has the Holly has
1501
01:28:37.119 --> 01:28:40.760
Hass for the Alabama Slam, but Rico superkicks Holly, which
1502
01:28:40.800 --> 01:28:43.880
allows has to roll through the victory roll and they
1503
01:28:43.920 --> 01:28:48.359
manage to walk away with their tag team titles. Jake,
1504
01:28:48.560 --> 01:28:49.720
what'd you think about the match?
1505
01:28:52.239 --> 01:28:58.520
Uugh Man? This this show is so much the Tale
1506
01:28:58.520 --> 01:29:01.039
of Two Cities. Like right now we are in the
1507
01:29:01.079 --> 01:29:07.600
winter of my despair. Charlie Hass is so bad. I
1508
01:29:07.640 --> 01:29:10.760
hate Charlie Hass with a burning passion and just bores
1509
01:29:10.800 --> 01:29:11.600
the crap out of me.
1510
01:29:11.800 --> 01:29:13.520
Even still now that he's showing a little.
1511
01:29:13.399 --> 01:29:17.479
Character, even now, it still bores me. I don't like him.
1512
01:29:17.720 --> 01:29:20.800
He's still got that stink on him because I still
1513
01:29:20.840 --> 01:29:24.720
just see him as the a less charismatic member of
1514
01:29:24.760 --> 01:29:29.520
his tag teams. That's who he is, and yeah, he
1515
01:29:29.680 --> 01:29:32.239
just he's He's the guy who brings in the guy
1516
01:29:32.279 --> 01:29:35.680
for the hot tag. That's all he'll ever be. And
1517
01:29:36.119 --> 01:29:38.720
yeah he sucks. I don't care about this team Billy
1518
01:29:38.720 --> 01:29:41.239
Gunn and Hardcore Holy so what, you beat them? You
1519
01:29:41.279 --> 01:29:44.840
should beat them. They're two guys don't work together. Of
1520
01:29:44.880 --> 01:29:46.720
course you should beat them. You're the tag team champions.
1521
01:29:46.720 --> 01:29:49.640
They shouldn't have taken you that long's mad, it's dumb.
1522
01:29:50.640 --> 01:29:52.560
I don't like it. And they spend half the time
1523
01:29:52.720 --> 01:29:57.199
literally playing grab ass. So now this one wasn't for me.
1524
01:29:57.319 --> 01:30:01.720
Thumbs down, Yeah, thumbs down for me. I mean it's
1525
01:30:01.720 --> 01:30:05.560
basically just I mean, the only real notes I have
1526
01:30:05.640 --> 01:30:07.840
on this match is just well, Rico's just one big
1527
01:30:07.920 --> 01:30:11.000
gay choke and then has is just so bland like
1528
01:30:11.039 --> 01:30:13.920
that's it. There's really nothing much to it. And to
1529
01:30:13.960 --> 01:30:17.600
kind of like echo Jake's point from earlier, it's a
1530
01:30:17.640 --> 01:30:21.319
shame because Rico when he actually has flashes of his
1531
01:30:21.560 --> 01:30:24.319
moves like what he can do practically, he seems like
1532
01:30:24.319 --> 01:30:26.680
he's pretty talented, Like towards the end he was putting
1533
01:30:26.680 --> 01:30:29.319
some good stuff, but it's like Vince is.
1534
01:30:29.359 --> 01:30:30.760
Just like, Nope, I want you to go.
1535
01:30:30.880 --> 01:30:33.279
Priton, you're getting near a waiter suck.
1536
01:30:37.600 --> 01:30:38.880
Yeah, I say, thumbs middle.
1537
01:30:39.159 --> 01:30:41.239
There's not much to say that has an argument said
1538
01:30:41.279 --> 01:30:44.119
by you guys, But I will say the ending sequence
1539
01:30:44.159 --> 01:30:45.600
is really cool with the super kick in of the
1540
01:30:45.640 --> 01:30:50.479
victory role. I really liked that. But this gimmick story
1541
01:30:50.560 --> 01:30:52.960
thing can only go so far. In two thousand and four,
1542
01:30:54.239 --> 01:30:56.439
and of course I'm talking about Harcore hauling be the
1543
01:30:56.479 --> 01:30:57.159
gun though.
1544
01:30:57.520 --> 01:30:58.199
Of course.
1545
01:31:00.560 --> 01:31:04.560
We cut backstage to Paul Bear and the Undertaker. Oh,
1546
01:31:05.439 --> 01:31:07.479
Paul Bear says all the voodoo in the world won't
1547
01:31:07.479 --> 01:31:09.800
be able to help Booker T. And you know there's
1548
01:31:09.840 --> 01:31:12.680
something about Paul Bart addressing Booker T by his name
1549
01:31:12.720 --> 01:31:13.880
that's just hilarious to me.
1550
01:31:16.239 --> 01:31:26.239
Oh, Booker, Booker t o.
1551
01:31:27.640 --> 01:31:31.680
It's really different from like whole Cogan or Brandy Savage's
1552
01:31:32.079 --> 01:31:38.359
Booker t It's just Booker. It reminded me of in
1553
01:31:38.439 --> 01:31:41.359
the not too distant future when Undertaker starts feuding with
1554
01:31:41.439 --> 01:31:45.439
Hide and Reich and has to address him hide and Rerike.
1555
01:31:48.319 --> 01:31:51.880
I did hide and right. It just doesn't sound hide
1556
01:31:51.920 --> 01:31:52.439
and right.
1557
01:31:55.720 --> 01:32:04.199
Jeane Snitsky And what was your faults?
1558
01:32:04.319 --> 01:32:06.640
As Vladimir putin?
1559
01:32:07.239 --> 01:32:09.840
Wait, what what I'm mean to say?
1560
01:32:10.439 --> 01:32:11.560
Yours home?
1561
01:32:11.720 --> 01:32:17.800
Yes, elite scooby doo.
1562
01:32:19.000 --> 01:32:22.800
That's awesome. That's awesome.
1563
01:32:23.640 --> 01:32:25.119
I have a good birthday.
1564
01:32:28.640 --> 01:32:29.880
Oh my gosh.
1565
01:32:30.520 --> 01:32:32.920
They should have never made an Undertaker to cameos.
1566
01:32:35.000 --> 01:32:36.119
It's so hilarious.
1567
01:32:38.039 --> 01:32:40.279
Some one's turning ninety years old.
1568
01:32:40.359 --> 01:32:40.720
I'm here.
1569
01:32:42.119 --> 01:32:43.159
That's awesome.
1570
01:32:44.279 --> 01:32:46.760
Soon you'll be like me a dead man.
1571
01:32:49.640 --> 01:32:55.079
That's pretty cool. Dude, I didn't rock.
1572
01:32:55.720 --> 01:33:10.359
I heard it was your birthday. Oh my gosh, Oh
1573
01:33:11.079 --> 01:33:15.039
why because.
1574
01:33:14.760 --> 01:33:15.439
You, sir?
1575
01:33:17.600 --> 01:33:19.399
Somebody is turning sis.
1576
01:33:19.840 --> 01:33:20.920
That's awesome.
1577
01:33:26.960 --> 01:33:27.159
You know.
1578
01:33:27.359 --> 01:33:29.560
That's awesome as what you say when you don't know
1579
01:33:29.600 --> 01:33:32.800
what else to say, and it's usually not awesome.
1580
01:33:33.800 --> 01:33:34.199
Mm hmm.
1581
01:33:39.159 --> 01:33:43.680
Oh, I'm lightheaded, all right, I'm with it. Okay, Duel Job.
1582
01:34:02.119 --> 01:34:04.880
You've got a real long reach and the deck linning.
1583
01:34:05.039 --> 01:34:07.800
He's being all around the world on the big old
1584
01:34:07.840 --> 01:34:11.239
rags with the welders and the trucks, on the black guld.
1585
01:34:11.119 --> 01:34:14.399
Rush and diesel burner cat and Mueller's growling in the mud.
1586
01:34:14.760 --> 01:34:15.840
You better hire him on.
1587
01:34:16.079 --> 01:34:17.479
He's the roughest neck around.
1588
01:34:17.479 --> 01:34:19.439
He got the power in his hands and pull the
1589
01:34:19.520 --> 01:34:20.640
dragons on the ground.
1590
01:34:20.720 --> 01:34:26.720
Yeah, the next match is Jackling take an art shovel
1591
01:34:27.119 --> 01:34:27.600
for that.
1592
01:34:27.800 --> 01:34:29.880
Uh what was it, Cruiserweight Championship.
1593
01:34:29.880 --> 01:34:37.479
I can't remember, Oh, shovel.
1594
01:34:41.960 --> 01:34:46.319
He's finally got his music and it's about damn time,
1595
01:34:46.720 --> 01:34:50.119
and I'm saying I love this music. We've been joking
1596
01:34:50.159 --> 01:34:53.479
about it the whole podcast, not this one, like the
1597
01:34:54.119 --> 01:34:59.239
series of the Ruthless Aggression podcast, And personally, my favorite
1598
01:34:59.279 --> 01:35:02.439
iteration is a mashup between Chavo and Big Show.
1599
01:35:06.039 --> 01:35:34.239
Javel travel damned whip.
1600
01:35:37.840 --> 01:35:38.079
True.
1601
01:35:41.760 --> 01:35:44.000
I've had people message me that that listen to the
1602
01:35:44.079 --> 01:35:46.880
show talk about how funny that that is to them,
1603
01:35:47.039 --> 01:35:50.039
So that's that is something that has resonated with our
1604
01:35:50.119 --> 01:35:51.039
Ruthless listeners.
1605
01:35:51.600 --> 01:35:52.600
Well, I'm glad.
1606
01:35:54.600 --> 01:35:57.239
Chavo was going on tour and what he called Chavo
1607
01:35:57.520 --> 01:36:01.359
versus the World, not to be confused with WCW versus
1608
01:36:01.439 --> 01:36:06.279
the World. He was feeling pretty confident when Jacqueline became
1609
01:36:06.359 --> 01:36:10.640
the first challenger for Chavo. Chavo didn't take her serious
1610
01:36:10.720 --> 01:36:14.800
and ended up falling prey. As a result, Chavo Classic
1611
01:36:14.880 --> 01:36:18.720
had the ref distracted, which inadvertently allowed Jackie to nail
1612
01:36:18.760 --> 01:36:20.840
a low blow and a small package to become the
1613
01:36:20.920 --> 01:36:24.920
first ever and only black woman to hold the Cruiserweight
1614
01:36:25.000 --> 01:36:30.520
Championship and likely the only ever. She was also the
1615
01:36:30.600 --> 01:36:34.399
only WW Cruiserweight champion to have those puppies jr.
1616
01:36:34.479 --> 01:36:35.319
Bo oh.
1617
01:36:37.800 --> 01:36:40.720
Now, while she was the first woman in WWE to
1618
01:36:40.760 --> 01:36:43.279
hold the title, if we date the title's history back
1619
01:36:43.279 --> 01:36:46.880
to WCW, she wasn't the only woman to hold the title.
1620
01:36:47.720 --> 01:36:51.000
There were two other women before her. Can you tell
1621
01:36:51.000 --> 01:36:53.920
me who they were? Without using Wikipedia?
1622
01:36:55.840 --> 01:36:58.239
Uh uh?
1623
01:36:59.239 --> 01:37:00.760
And that question by me one more time.
1624
01:37:01.039 --> 01:37:03.520
Who were the other two women in WCW to hold
1625
01:37:03.560 --> 01:37:04.359
a cruiserweight title?
1626
01:37:07.960 --> 01:37:14.000
One of them was Medusa, correct, and some Japanese lady
1627
01:37:14.079 --> 01:37:14.680
wasn't that correct?
1628
01:37:15.199 --> 01:37:15.239
No?
1629
01:37:17.279 --> 01:37:26.399
Hang on, I'm getting there. I don't know. I can't
1630
01:37:26.399 --> 01:37:27.239
think of the other one.
1631
01:37:28.199 --> 01:37:31.239
One was Medusa, who won the title at Stark nineteen
1632
01:37:31.279 --> 01:37:32.800
ninety nine and a victory over.
1633
01:37:33.399 --> 01:37:38.079
The other one Major Guns No Miss Elizabeth.
1634
01:37:39.800 --> 01:37:42.840
Medusa won the title over Evan Courageous, so that shouldn't
1635
01:37:42.840 --> 01:37:47.000
be a big surprise anybody. And the other was Daphne,
1636
01:37:50.279 --> 01:37:53.560
who won the title against Crowbar in quite possibly the
1637
01:37:53.720 --> 01:37:57.720
craziest match I've ever seen. I literally watched it last night.
1638
01:37:58.520 --> 01:37:59.800
Was that the was that the wedding cake?
1639
01:38:00.760 --> 01:38:07.520
No, let me tell you. They started by thumb wrestling. Okay, okay,
1640
01:38:07.640 --> 01:38:13.000
so little backstory. Apparently they accidentally won the title at
1641
01:38:13.079 --> 01:38:16.199
the same time, so they couldn't figure out who should
1642
01:38:16.279 --> 01:38:19.399
hold the belt. So the following week on Nitro they
1643
01:38:19.479 --> 01:38:20.960
come out, they try and they say they're going to
1644
01:38:21.000 --> 01:38:24.000
settle it like adults, and apparently Daphane screams a lot.
1645
01:38:24.239 --> 01:38:30.079
I didn't know this. So anyway, they start by thumb wrestling.
1646
01:38:30.680 --> 01:38:35.119
That doesn't work, then rock paper scissor, that doesn't work,
1647
01:38:35.359 --> 01:38:37.920
and so then they start actually wrestling.
1648
01:38:38.800 --> 01:38:40.239
Oh my god, they.
1649
01:38:40.279 --> 01:38:43.239
Wrestle, and you know, Crowbar, he's trying to be careful
1650
01:38:43.239 --> 01:38:45.720
because I think their boyfriend and girlfriend. I don't know,
1651
01:38:47.000 --> 01:38:49.119
that's just what I inferred from this, so he's like, oh, I'm.
1652
01:38:48.960 --> 01:38:49.560
Sorry, I hurt you.
1653
01:38:50.520 --> 01:38:54.840
They wrestle up until Chris Candido with Sonny aka Tammy
1654
01:38:54.880 --> 01:38:59.760
Sich comes out, where Sonny has the biggest high, highest
1655
01:39:00.479 --> 01:39:03.920
I've ever seen, and the shortest skirt in the world,
1656
01:39:04.000 --> 01:39:06.880
and she's walking around seriously like a newborn horse in
1657
01:39:06.960 --> 01:39:11.680
the ring and dudes are just trying to take pictures
1658
01:39:11.880 --> 01:39:14.239
of her butt, and it's just like, what the heck
1659
01:39:14.319 --> 01:39:19.199
are you doing? And so Chris Candido he beats up
1660
01:39:19.239 --> 01:39:22.840
on Crowbar, ultimately Paul driving him on a chair when
1661
01:39:22.960 --> 01:39:27.000
Daphani she's like shaking him to like wake up, and
1662
01:39:27.399 --> 01:39:31.960
apparently this counts as a pen crowning Daphanie the Cruiserweight champion.
1663
01:39:33.159 --> 01:39:35.640
It was one of the dumbest things I've ever seen.
1664
01:39:36.720 --> 01:39:40.439
At least he didn't watch Medusa feuding with Oklahoma.
1665
01:39:41.279 --> 01:39:42.960
I don't want to know. I don't want to know.
1666
01:39:46.119 --> 01:39:49.800
So that's a brief history of women winning the Cruiserweight Championship.
1667
01:39:50.520 --> 01:39:52.960
Chavo so desperately wants to prove it was a fluke
1668
01:39:53.279 --> 01:39:56.319
that he says he'll wrestle Jacqueline with one arm tied
1669
01:39:56.359 --> 01:40:00.840
behind his back. The match begins with Chavo kicking and
1670
01:40:00.880 --> 01:40:05.399
clubbing Jacqueline in the corner. Shoulder thrust and three backbreakers
1671
01:40:05.439 --> 01:40:11.039
by Chavo. Chavo continues punching Jacqueline when she reverses an
1672
01:40:11.039 --> 01:40:12.840
Irish whip for a head scissors out.
1673
01:40:12.720 --> 01:40:13.159
Of the corner.
1674
01:40:14.439 --> 01:40:17.560
We'll get a clothes line by Chavo. Jacqueline low blows
1675
01:40:17.680 --> 01:40:21.720
Chavo as the referee is distracted by Chavo Classic. We
1676
01:40:21.800 --> 01:40:24.000
get a sunset flip by Jacqueline. She goes for the pin,
1677
01:40:24.279 --> 01:40:27.439
but it's only good for two. Chavo bells to the
1678
01:40:27.479 --> 01:40:31.239
outside and Chavo Classic unties the arm. Unbeknownst to the referee,
1679
01:40:32.279 --> 01:40:36.359
Chavo takes out Jaqueline with a clothesline. Chavo Classic continues
1680
01:40:36.439 --> 01:40:42.960
to distract the referee, while Chavo meanwhile plants Jacqueline with
1681
01:40:43.039 --> 01:40:46.239
a gory bomb for the pin and the win. Chavo
1682
01:40:46.399 --> 01:40:52.199
regains his Cruiserweight championship. I'll start here thumbs down. I
1683
01:40:52.279 --> 01:40:54.239
feel like this was funny at first, but you know,
1684
01:40:54.279 --> 01:40:57.680
obviously got to get the title back on Chavou whatever.
1685
01:40:58.520 --> 01:41:01.399
Thumbs down, Glad it was over when.
1686
01:41:01.319 --> 01:41:01.720
It was over.
1687
01:41:02.680 --> 01:41:05.279
My feelings are what they are, and they've been expoused.
1688
01:41:05.880 --> 01:41:08.640
It's thumbs down. I didn't like it. It's stupid.
1689
01:41:10.279 --> 01:41:12.600
Yeah, the whole crux is like, ha ha, you lost
1690
01:41:12.680 --> 01:41:16.720
to a girl, and yeah, there's really it was just
1691
01:41:16.800 --> 01:41:19.520
basically just like, all right, jokes over, let's just put
1692
01:41:19.560 --> 01:41:24.000
the title back on Chavo the end. The only only,
1693
01:41:24.199 --> 01:41:27.880
only notable thing about this match was commentary Taz. Whenever
1694
01:41:28.520 --> 01:41:31.960
Jackie was hanging on Chavo, He's like, yeah, she's hanging
1695
01:41:32.039 --> 01:41:34.159
on a like a like a ladybug on a on
1696
01:41:34.239 --> 01:41:37.359
a leaf of something. Cole is just kind of lost
1697
01:41:37.399 --> 01:41:38.960
for words, like what you know.
1698
01:41:41.640 --> 01:41:45.039
So after the match, Chavo cuts a promo on Jacqueline
1699
01:41:45.199 --> 01:41:48.079
before kicking her while she was down, and then Chavo
1700
01:41:48.159 --> 01:41:50.239
Classic gets in a kick as well for payback for
1701
01:41:50.319 --> 01:41:57.319
getting pants on SmackDown Fellas. Unfortunately, this is the last
1702
01:41:57.359 --> 01:41:58.399
time we'll see Jacqueline.
1703
01:42:00.439 --> 01:42:03.000
What happened to Jacqueline Chocolate?
1704
01:42:03.760 --> 01:42:09.000
Unlike Florida Cauis, Jacqueline actually had a pretty lengthy run
1705
01:42:09.119 --> 01:42:11.920
in w w F Slash TEF. You guys have any
1706
01:42:12.000 --> 01:42:13.279
fond Jacqueline memories?
1707
01:42:16.520 --> 01:42:19.239
I know, I do, me too.
1708
01:42:20.199 --> 01:42:24.279
I I do a bell Venus get out of here. Oh,
1709
01:42:26.479 --> 01:42:29.039
I mean I always I always had a lot of
1710
01:42:29.079 --> 01:42:32.960
respect for for Jacqueline. She was a good worker, really
1711
01:42:33.159 --> 01:42:35.640
really talented. I remember her working a lot with Victoria
1712
01:42:37.399 --> 01:42:40.920
and just yeah being being one of the reason that
1713
01:42:41.079 --> 01:42:43.680
women's wrestling was taken seriously at all through this period
1714
01:42:43.720 --> 01:42:46.840
of time. But yeah, also she got her boots out
1715
01:42:46.880 --> 01:42:47.800
on TV ones.
1716
01:42:48.239 --> 01:42:48.880
More than once.
1717
01:42:50.239 --> 01:42:53.560
Yeah, mo than once, and it was awesome.
1718
01:42:55.159 --> 01:43:00.199
As a a pre Mary Lann like not now, it's
1719
01:43:00.239 --> 01:43:03.399
not cool now not cool, that's not cool now, it's
1720
01:43:03.439 --> 01:43:06.640
still cool in Kyle, what about you?
1721
01:43:08.439 --> 01:43:08.560
Uh?
1722
01:43:10.920 --> 01:43:13.640
I have limited memories. You know, I didn't see too
1723
01:43:13.720 --> 01:43:16.760
much of her growing up, but we did. She seems fine.
1724
01:43:18.239 --> 01:43:19.239
She got pre booby.
1725
01:43:20.399 --> 01:43:23.119
I think that she was the you know, I think
1726
01:43:23.159 --> 01:43:26.359
she was robbed in the fully loaded bikini contest honestly
1727
01:43:28.319 --> 01:43:31.199
because she showed more than disabled them. That's her real
1728
01:43:31.880 --> 01:43:32.680
You just can't see it.
1729
01:43:34.640 --> 01:43:37.000
I remembering it now, yeah, because I actually watched that
1730
01:43:37.079 --> 01:43:38.760
probably a few months ago. It was just so like,
1731
01:43:38.920 --> 01:43:42.600
uh you did remember there, Yeah, there was a point
1732
01:43:42.800 --> 01:43:45.520
it was whenever it was leaning up their few pants,
1733
01:43:47.760 --> 01:43:50.680
there is a point with sable in them, like uh yeah,
1734
01:43:50.720 --> 01:43:53.840
because she was with Mark Merrow right, correct, Yeah, they
1735
01:43:53.880 --> 01:43:56.079
were in the Ring, Mark Merrow and Jackie and the
1736
01:43:56.199 --> 01:43:57.760
Sable was at the ramp and they were going back
1737
01:43:57.800 --> 01:44:00.159
and forth and it was like the most generic some
1738
01:44:00.359 --> 01:44:09.439
Patty woman stuff like you're just a dumb bitch. That awful,
1739
01:44:09.680 --> 01:44:12.680
awful actors, I hate the worst.
1740
01:44:14.279 --> 01:44:17.600
Oh gosh, yes, let's not bring her back up? Yeah
1741
01:44:17.760 --> 01:44:21.199
something Sable backup. But Jacqueline, thank you for your contributions
1742
01:44:21.680 --> 01:44:24.840
to the attitude era as well as the boothless aggression era.
1743
01:44:25.680 --> 01:44:30.079
You will be uh, I guess mean to start your side.
1744
01:44:30.359 --> 01:44:31.239
I don't want to think to bet you.
1745
01:44:33.359 --> 01:44:35.119
So, Jake, why don't you cut us to a commercial break?
1746
01:44:35.359 --> 01:44:36.119
Jacqueline style?
1747
01:44:38.640 --> 01:44:39.520
Give my boots out?
1748
01:44:40.039 --> 01:44:42.199
Yes please? Oh man, look at that.
1749
01:44:44.159 --> 01:44:48.279
You look at my chocolate hit. We'll be back right
1750
01:44:48.359 --> 01:44:50.640
after this. We got to go and do some stuff,
1751
01:44:50.840 --> 01:44:53.760
but after that we'll be back with some more wrestling comedy.
1752
01:44:53.920 --> 01:44:54.600
It's good stuff.
1753
01:45:11.600 --> 01:45:16.079
Nemesis Avenger, Hero Out, Smart Donkey Kong and bring back
1754
01:45:16.119 --> 01:45:18.560
to Many Marios and Mario versus Donkey Kong.
1755
01:45:18.800 --> 01:45:19.720
Only for Game Boy.
1756
01:45:19.600 --> 01:45:21.239
Advance greeted everyone.
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01:45:23.319 --> 01:45:29.800
Announcing the arrival of the first Air Lives with Soul.
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01:45:30.319 --> 01:45:33.600
Welcome a Boy, thank you for choosing the Soul place.
1759
01:45:39.600 --> 01:45:43.399
From the time you arrive at the gate, you feel
1760
01:45:43.520 --> 01:45:46.199
wonderful till the moment you meet the crew.
1761
01:45:47.640 --> 01:45:48.079
At ease.
1762
01:45:48.159 --> 01:45:53.079
Ladies, we make sure you have an unforgettable flying experience.
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01:45:53.279 --> 01:45:55.760
Keep out this little safety video we put together for you.
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01:46:00.079 --> 01:46:07.000
Sit tight and enjoy the flight. Kevin Hart, Mayday, may Day,
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Tom Arnold, d L.
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01:46:09.920 --> 01:46:11.800
Hughley, Damn.
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01:46:12.319 --> 01:46:14.960
Sorry, well, I guess you can't have the lightning without.
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01:46:14.720 --> 01:46:19.720
The thumb Ki method Man, Monique and snoop Dog.
1769
01:46:20.560 --> 01:46:21.640
What's going on the head man?
1770
01:46:21.680 --> 01:46:22.560
I'm afraid of height.
1771
01:46:23.600 --> 01:46:24.279
This is wonderful.
1772
01:46:24.319 --> 01:46:25.439
I love to speaking stuff like that.
1773
01:46:27.880 --> 01:46:29.760
The party is non stop.
1774
01:46:30.199 --> 01:46:32.720
Oh no, you can't use that phone while you know.
1775
01:46:32.800 --> 01:46:34.000
They say that to rip you up.
1776
01:46:37.920 --> 01:46:39.039
I'm soul Blade.
1777
01:46:39.319 --> 01:46:40.840
I don't know what you got in name, but we're
1778
01:46:40.840 --> 01:46:43.760
gonna find out. You want to say something you want
1779
01:46:43.800 --> 01:46:52.159
to say sathing Man, herd Man.
1780
01:46:53.640 --> 01:46:58.199
Bird Man, bird.
1781
01:46:57.399 --> 01:47:00.640
Man, bird Man loves We ripped Street's home.
1782
01:47:05.079 --> 01:47:14.680
H Yes, I did too, wed.
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01:47:22.840 --> 01:47:26.800
Bui Bud, you're thinking about your.
1784
01:47:26.880 --> 01:47:35.239
St PEPSI glue has been discontinued.
1785
01:47:35.800 --> 01:47:36.880
Rip in peace.
1786
01:47:52.399 --> 01:47:52.680
Mm hm.
1787
01:48:13.319 --> 01:48:17.359
The next match is John Cena taking on Ill and
1788
01:48:17.680 --> 01:48:19.960
Deeply for the US title.
1789
01:48:23.680 --> 01:48:28.279
You people are so unry fine that's why it bring
1790
01:48:28.520 --> 01:48:30.560
speck down, puffing on.
1791
01:48:30.720 --> 01:48:34.119
It is to bring back some classes. Start to your
1792
01:48:34.199 --> 01:48:37.520
people like fine line and beautiful women.
1793
01:48:38.560 --> 01:48:43.840
Tory Wilson, you make me say to my stomach, is
1794
01:48:43.880 --> 01:48:46.000
it the only fish in this ring?
1795
01:48:47.840 --> 01:48:48.079
Oh?
1796
01:48:48.439 --> 01:48:49.319
Good for Tori?
1797
01:48:49.640 --> 01:48:53.880
I try to sort that. Why not? How crazy? Now
1798
01:48:54.000 --> 01:48:54.560
in the one.
1799
01:48:54.520 --> 01:48:56.840
Waiting Tory side? And now what the hell is he doing?
1800
01:48:56.920 --> 01:48:57.079
Else?
1801
01:48:57.159 --> 01:48:57.840
Is what he doing?
1802
01:48:58.079 --> 01:49:05.119
By no man's just s s Sean Ceda cash most it.
1803
01:49:05.239 --> 01:49:11.520
Up, John Sue Ever, because it's not lighte and things
1804
01:49:11.600 --> 01:49:15.279
must change around earth like judgement Gade, you will face
1805
01:49:15.399 --> 01:49:17.840
John cena us title.
1806
01:49:18.520 --> 01:49:19.520
Never thought I said.
1807
01:49:21.039 --> 01:49:25.880
I'm gonna be proud death a frenchman in us.
1808
01:49:26.119 --> 01:49:31.680
Jesus right, Sean Cedah has been a one man welcoming committee.
1809
01:49:31.399 --> 01:49:34.439
Since Renede, you pre campus back down from wrong.
1810
01:49:35.960 --> 01:49:38.439
It seems that you and the rest of these American
1811
01:49:38.560 --> 01:49:42.760
rejects not a mistaken perception the Diffrench and nothing but
1812
01:49:43.000 --> 01:49:48.960
conards hiss because everybody knows that the French are not
1813
01:49:49.119 --> 01:49:50.520
only better lovers.
1814
01:49:52.680 --> 01:49:57.960
We are better fighting, well seeded, doing the right thing.
1815
01:49:58.199 --> 01:50:01.039
And Rene, you pray take it that how mad gied
1816
01:50:01.119 --> 01:50:04.479
Theta the self profense French Veta has.
1817
01:50:04.479 --> 01:50:06.199
Been finally lost it.
1818
01:50:06.439 --> 01:50:17.760
Oh my god, the table Rena dreams lost it.
1819
01:50:20.239 --> 01:50:22.279
What's the matter, it's I t vines.
1820
01:50:22.840 --> 01:50:25.640
You think I missed chefs of Johnson U.
1821
01:50:27.640 --> 01:50:31.079
I An you be will become the first Frenchman ever
1822
01:50:31.640 --> 01:50:33.000
to become the United States.
1823
01:50:35.399 --> 01:50:40.880
Renee wearing these colors. That's more important than it seems
1824
01:50:40.960 --> 01:50:45.399
to be. You'll never understand what this title means to me.
1825
01:50:46.520 --> 01:50:51.520
I'm still standing. Plus I'm ready for more and a
1826
01:50:51.840 --> 01:50:56.520
judgment day. Well, John Cena's ready for war.
1827
01:51:00.000 --> 01:51:02.800
This is the real life version of a WWE fan
1828
01:51:02.920 --> 01:51:07.319
from France playing story mode with their creative wrestler, Renee
1829
01:51:07.520 --> 01:51:12.840
dupri just seems so out of place. On SmackDown, Renee
1830
01:51:12.880 --> 01:51:15.319
de Prix was doing commentary when John Cena came out
1831
01:51:15.520 --> 01:51:19.119
and cut a disrap on him. And like we said
1832
01:51:19.159 --> 01:51:22.279
at the beginning of the show, John Cena told Renee
1833
01:51:22.319 --> 01:51:25.439
he could choke on dude and threw some nuts and
1834
01:51:26.439 --> 01:51:27.439
didn't hit Renee but.
1835
01:51:27.800 --> 01:51:33.319
Fife and then it's just like big face turn how
1836
01:51:33.399 --> 01:51:34.680
do you attack an?
1837
01:51:34.680 --> 01:51:35.399
I'm all Johnson.
1838
01:51:35.439 --> 01:51:39.720
All the week following Kurdingle's horrific accident, Renee pre hosted
1839
01:51:39.800 --> 01:51:41.199
Cafe de Renee.
1840
01:51:41.199 --> 01:51:43.119
I'll say, real quick, that has to be one of
1841
01:51:43.279 --> 01:51:47.279
the most boring like show within a show segments I've
1842
01:51:47.279 --> 01:51:47.720
ever seen.
1843
01:51:48.199 --> 01:51:49.199
What made it so boring?
1844
01:51:50.600 --> 01:51:53.800
Everything happened, nothing happened, and nothing that they were talking
1845
01:51:53.800 --> 01:51:56.319
about was interesting And neither of them are very good actors.
1846
01:51:57.520 --> 01:51:59.680
Yeah, and I felt that having the dog it only
1847
01:51:59.720 --> 01:52:03.680
heated up when they discuss the obvious talking points. Call
1848
01:52:03.760 --> 01:52:06.279
her the B word. Okay, you want to get heat
1849
01:52:06.399 --> 01:52:08.800
used the B word, and heat he got as Renee
1850
01:52:08.840 --> 01:52:11.760
went on to blame Tory for Kurt's accident, all the
1851
01:52:11.800 --> 01:52:14.840
while just being a creep. He throws wine at Tory
1852
01:52:14.960 --> 01:52:16.640
when John Cena comes out to make the save.
1853
01:52:17.840 --> 01:52:18.840
She just can't catch a break.
1854
01:52:19.399 --> 01:52:21.840
The following week, Kurt Angle makes a match pitting Tory
1855
01:52:21.960 --> 01:52:25.800
against Renee Debris, which only serves to speed up the
1856
01:52:26.039 --> 01:52:28.640
scene of few that he's got going on. But I
1857
01:52:28.800 --> 01:52:32.199
bring that up to point out, first of all, let's
1858
01:52:32.560 --> 01:52:38.479
address the elephant in the room, Renee's trunks. This guy
1859
01:52:39.359 --> 01:52:45.600
desperately needs a jockstrap. This dude is hot dogging and
1860
01:52:45.680 --> 01:52:48.359
grandstand and if you know what I mean. And I
1861
01:52:48.520 --> 01:52:52.000
say that to say, there is a spot when Renee
1862
01:52:52.039 --> 01:52:55.159
and Tory are rolling around you know, rastling toy is
1863
01:52:55.159 --> 01:52:57.000
trying to do the sunset flip, right. We were just
1864
01:52:57.039 --> 01:53:01.119
talking about how she does that too much, and well
1865
01:53:02.279 --> 01:53:05.000
she tries to do it to Brenee, but Renee drops
1866
01:53:05.119 --> 01:53:09.520
down and covers her shoulders and uh, let's just say
1867
01:53:09.760 --> 01:53:11.520
she came close to eat some hot dogs.
1868
01:53:12.560 --> 01:53:12.600
Ugh.
1869
01:53:13.399 --> 01:53:15.199
She's a big fan of Earl Gray.
1870
01:53:15.479 --> 01:53:19.880
It was it was disgusting, like just how like prevalent
1871
01:53:20.000 --> 01:53:30.560
his uh we was, I'm just like barf so uh
1872
01:53:31.079 --> 01:53:34.680
anyway him and seeing him mix it up, Renee puts
1873
01:53:34.760 --> 01:53:36.920
seen it through the table and actually you see that
1874
01:53:37.000 --> 01:53:41.439
in the package here before the match that Renee really
1875
01:53:41.479 --> 01:53:43.800
struggled to get John Cena up because the dude is
1876
01:53:43.880 --> 01:53:45.880
not graceful and it's just like, oh man, you know
1877
01:53:46.000 --> 01:53:50.039
he got a hernia freaking lifting him up. But anyway,
1878
01:53:50.239 --> 01:53:53.800
you throw in some USA versus France rasmtaz and we
1879
01:53:53.920 --> 01:53:55.399
got throw herself a foreign feud.
1880
01:53:56.359 --> 01:53:58.199
Oh yeah, Oh.
1881
01:54:00.159 --> 01:54:04.199
We get right hands by Sena. Dupre escapes to the outside,
1882
01:54:05.479 --> 01:54:08.880
Luthas pressed by John Cena and an Irish whip to
1883
01:54:08.920 --> 01:54:12.319
the corner. Sina talks trash and eats a big boot.
1884
01:54:13.960 --> 01:54:17.199
Dupre lays in some nice right hands before Sina reverses
1885
01:54:17.279 --> 01:54:22.199
Dupre with knees to the ribs, followed by a speaking
1886
01:54:22.319 --> 01:54:29.079
girl uh and a clothesline to the floor. Dupre rakes
1887
01:54:29.119 --> 01:54:31.359
the eyes and pulls seen A head first into the
1888
01:54:31.479 --> 01:54:35.039
ring post. Dupre flips to the apron, but Seena misses
1889
01:54:35.079 --> 01:54:38.079
a cross body and in a spot that made me gasp,
1890
01:54:39.000 --> 01:54:41.199
he just crashes and burns to the floor.
1891
01:54:41.279 --> 01:54:46.439
As Dupre pulls down the road, man, he overshot that one, like.
1892
01:54:46.520 --> 01:54:49.920
Seriously, he just splats on the ground because he has
1893
01:54:50.079 --> 01:54:53.399
no grace about him. He is just a big dumb robot.
1894
01:54:54.680 --> 01:54:55.840
It's just like cook On, cook On.
1895
01:54:57.600 --> 01:54:58.840
He is the prototype.
1896
01:55:00.479 --> 01:55:02.720
This is enough to land John Cena with a Pepsi
1897
01:55:02.800 --> 01:55:04.800
Blue Splash of the Night.
1898
01:55:05.279 --> 01:55:08.439
And now it's time for the Pepsi Blue Splash.
1899
01:55:08.159 --> 01:55:08.840
Of the Night.
1900
01:55:10.199 --> 01:55:10.439
Job.
1901
01:55:13.399 --> 01:55:17.479
Oh man, I wish I had a Pepsi blue right now.
1902
01:55:18.119 --> 01:55:24.039
We'll stop drinking them all. I can't because they're so good, right.
1903
01:55:25.199 --> 01:55:26.319
I love Pepsi Blue.
1904
01:55:27.600 --> 01:55:30.560
I love to hear you say that. The Jawbreaker by
1905
01:55:30.640 --> 01:55:34.439
Sina right hands in a clothes line, back elbows and
1906
01:55:34.520 --> 01:55:38.560
a shoulder block. Sidewalk slam by Sina, followed by the
1907
01:55:38.680 --> 01:55:43.840
five Knuckles shuffle, but Dupree dodges for a spinebuster boot
1908
01:55:43.880 --> 01:55:46.680
to the face by Sina. Double ax handled by Sina,
1909
01:55:46.800 --> 01:55:50.880
but it's blocked for a DDT by Dupree E Dpre.
1910
01:55:51.960 --> 01:55:55.359
Rene du Prix measures for the French bomb. Sena counters.
1911
01:55:56.279 --> 01:55:58.239
He goes for the FU, but it's countered for a
1912
01:55:58.359 --> 01:56:00.920
neck breaker by Rene dupri He guess for the pen,
1913
01:56:01.039 --> 01:56:04.840
but it's only good for two. Renade to recalls for
1914
01:56:04.880 --> 01:56:08.479
a power bomb. Seeing A counters for a backdrop. Dupre
1915
01:56:08.600 --> 01:56:11.239
holds on, but Sina has the pin only good for two,
1916
01:56:11.359 --> 01:56:14.119
though we get a backslide by Sena only good for
1917
01:56:14.199 --> 01:56:17.359
two as well. Dupre tried to leap frog Sena out
1918
01:56:17.399 --> 01:56:20.000
of the corner, but seeing a cod upri for an fu.
1919
01:56:20.560 --> 01:56:23.000
It's good enough for the three and to retain the
1920
01:56:23.239 --> 01:56:24.640
United States.
1921
01:56:24.720 --> 01:56:31.680
Championship USA USA Yay College France.
1922
01:56:31.960 --> 01:56:32.319
Who me?
1923
01:56:35.520 --> 01:56:38.520
I don't know. I didn't really care for it too much,
1924
01:56:38.600 --> 01:56:42.000
to be honest, I didn't hate it. I just didn't
1925
01:56:42.239 --> 01:56:44.960
think it was particularly great. And it's like I hate
1926
01:56:44.960 --> 01:56:47.560
to sound like it's this whole times just a big
1927
01:56:47.640 --> 01:56:51.479
negative for me. But I don't know. Just Rene Duprix
1928
01:56:51.600 --> 01:56:53.840
especially just doesn't do it for me, and then I
1929
01:56:53.960 --> 01:56:55.960
just think this feud as a whole is just dumb.
1930
01:56:56.760 --> 01:57:00.600
There's a lot of like rest holds, which aren't bad themselves,
1931
01:57:00.720 --> 01:57:02.680
but it just felt like it was a bit excessive
1932
01:57:03.680 --> 01:57:06.279
and h other than that just kind of boring. I
1933
01:57:06.319 --> 01:57:08.760
think the most like whoa thing to happen was kind
1934
01:57:08.760 --> 01:57:11.159
of some of Scena's offense and definitely that big dive
1935
01:57:11.239 --> 01:57:13.880
he took out, But I don't know, kind of like
1936
01:57:14.159 --> 01:57:16.600
Thumb's middle pointed towards down Personally.
1937
01:57:17.920 --> 01:57:21.439
Yeah, I gotta agree. I mean, the fans are definitely
1938
01:57:21.520 --> 01:57:25.680
find Sena and they're with him, but this is just
1939
01:57:25.840 --> 01:57:27.680
not like it doesn't do it for me. It's just
1940
01:57:28.319 --> 01:57:31.560
and again it's the Charlie Haas scenario. Like if it
1941
01:57:31.640 --> 01:57:34.680
weren't for it being Renee Duprix, I really don't think
1942
01:57:35.039 --> 01:57:37.000
it would probably be a really good match. But otherwise,
1943
01:57:37.560 --> 01:57:39.039
you know, whatever.
1944
01:57:41.439 --> 01:57:45.119
I say, Thumbs middle again, Dupree isn't a top guy.
1945
01:57:45.680 --> 01:57:47.840
It's hard to buy him as a viable threat to Sena.
1946
01:57:48.880 --> 01:57:52.000
But that being said, I do think he held up
1947
01:57:52.079 --> 01:57:54.960
decently in this match. I'm not mad at it, but
1948
01:57:55.039 --> 01:58:00.680
it was definitely scipable and to and here see celebrates
1949
01:58:00.760 --> 01:58:02.640
with the fans of Los Angeles. He goes into the
1950
01:58:02.720 --> 01:58:06.079
crowd and points at signs and taunts and stuff.
1951
01:58:07.680 --> 01:58:11.680
Yay, maybe that's why they cut him off early. It's like, hey,
1952
01:58:11.720 --> 01:58:14.319
we gotta have time for him to do this excessive
1953
01:58:14.920 --> 01:58:16.159
run out in the crowd thing.
1954
01:58:18.079 --> 01:58:19.960
Run out in the crowd, seeinga have fun.
1955
01:58:48.720 --> 01:58:54.359
The next match is Booker T taking out the Undertaker.
1956
01:58:55.119 --> 01:58:57.199
And a big hungry man throw down.
1957
01:59:04.000 --> 01:59:04.920
I just want to make.
1958
01:59:04.840 --> 01:59:06.159
Something perfectly clear.
1959
01:59:07.520 --> 01:59:13.079
I came from big a storm oh raw to now
1960
01:59:14.159 --> 01:59:15.920
being a Mecca star.
1961
01:59:16.640 --> 01:59:17.680
Oh, SmackDown.
1962
01:59:18.079 --> 01:59:24.800
I'm better than your champion, Eddie Guerrero, consider yourself assault.
1963
01:59:24.920 --> 01:59:29.479
Hell, I'm better than the Undertake. Oh yes, Booker T
1964
01:59:30.079 --> 01:59:31.359
is the last.
1965
01:59:31.159 --> 01:59:33.359
Day IM hit me smack down.
1966
01:59:34.079 --> 01:59:45.640
No good thing that sat down. I'm a way Booker
1967
01:59:45.880 --> 01:59:51.680
T is gonna be introduced to me conscience. I'm so down.
1968
01:59:53.800 --> 01:59:54.960
Oh my god.
1969
01:59:55.119 --> 02:00:02.479
The dead Man is here looking tea frouizing in time here.
1970
02:00:13.960 --> 02:00:15.359
I'm not afraid of the Undertaker.
1971
02:00:16.840 --> 02:00:21.279
I was slapping the dead off the Undertaker, book your
1972
02:00:21.359 --> 02:00:23.920
team just now the undertaking of that art?
1973
02:00:25.960 --> 02:00:33.680
Okay man, Wow, Booker tea better cap running enough jump back?
1974
02:00:35.520 --> 02:00:39.920
If I see a shadow, a shadow from beyond the breeze.
1975
02:00:42.199 --> 02:00:45.359
A shadow of a dead mind and it's a block shadow,
1976
02:00:46.520 --> 02:00:51.119
and it's reaching out for your boy, cap Sho's gonna
1977
02:00:51.239 --> 02:00:54.079
grab you up rugg a bone into the brown boy.
1978
02:00:55.159 --> 02:00:57.159
Tell me what can I do about this shadow?
1979
02:00:58.039 --> 02:00:59.479
You need help from the other side.
1980
02:01:01.239 --> 02:01:05.720
Dirt from a graveyard, a grave or a man with normy.
1981
02:01:09.199 --> 02:01:10.079
Well, this is an ass.
1982
02:01:10.159 --> 02:01:13.319
Booker Tea requested to show he's just as good as
1983
02:01:13.319 --> 02:01:14.279
the Undertaker.
1984
02:01:14.720 --> 02:01:18.119
All you suckers who don't believe.
1985
02:01:18.680 --> 02:01:19.640
I just move.
1986
02:01:20.399 --> 02:01:36.119
I'm just as powerful as the Undertaker, the Undertaker, where
1987
02:01:36.159 --> 02:01:37.359
the hell it ain't comeful?
1988
02:01:41.239 --> 02:01:44.000
Hooker Tea looking of the eyes and a beat off
1989
02:01:47.239 --> 02:01:48.439
the ad the power?
1990
02:01:48.600 --> 02:01:49.359
Can he get it done?
1991
02:01:49.399 --> 02:01:50.159
Against the dead.
1992
02:01:50.079 --> 02:01:58.840
Dead Jument Day the Dead will indeed is again.
1993
02:02:09.640 --> 02:02:12.560
Since joining the Blue Brand, Booker t has been sour,
1994
02:02:13.520 --> 02:02:16.439
not because he wasn't valued the same as Triple h No,
1995
02:02:17.279 --> 02:02:21.920
but because he loved Raw. He loved performing on Raw,
1996
02:02:22.079 --> 02:02:24.720
he loved the Raw fans. He was Team Read all
1997
02:02:24.800 --> 02:02:30.000
day long, so much so that he hates SmackDown. He
1998
02:02:30.159 --> 02:02:32.800
wants absolutely nothing to do with it and views himself
1999
02:02:32.840 --> 02:02:36.560
as the top guy on the show. You know everything
2000
02:02:36.600 --> 02:02:39.439
about SmackDown is beneath him. He was brought over to
2001
02:02:39.520 --> 02:02:42.600
SmackDown in KFE because Kurt Angle valued him so much
2002
02:02:42.960 --> 02:02:46.039
that he wanted to build the show around Booker. I
2003
02:02:46.079 --> 02:02:48.600
actually kind of like that. I wonder why that is,
2004
02:02:48.760 --> 02:02:50.760
because you know, you presume as Kurt Angle is a
2005
02:02:50.800 --> 02:02:53.680
hill he wants Booker T to come over, and he's
2006
02:02:53.680 --> 02:02:56.119
a baby face. He didn't anticipate Booker have such a
2007
02:02:56.199 --> 02:02:59.039
sour attitude, so it's like, why would Kurt Angle want
2008
02:02:59.079 --> 02:03:03.680
to build around Booker Booker. He disrespects Eddie on his
2009
02:03:03.800 --> 02:03:07.800
first night there and calls him champion of the minor leagues.
2010
02:03:08.159 --> 02:03:12.000
He betrays his former tag partner RVD. He is making
2011
02:03:12.119 --> 02:03:15.920
no friends for himself, and the process rubs a certain dead.
2012
02:03:15.760 --> 02:03:20.079
Man the wrong way, which one Mordecai.
2013
02:03:21.279 --> 02:03:22.279
Mordecai is not dead.
2014
02:03:23.119 --> 02:03:25.159
He's full of life, too much life.
2015
02:03:25.720 --> 02:03:28.479
He claims he's a megastar on SmackDown and that he
2016
02:03:28.640 --> 02:03:32.079
is the most famous on SmackDown, but it certainly appears
2017
02:03:32.159 --> 02:03:34.439
that if he's not, then he's about to be. He's
2018
02:03:34.479 --> 02:03:38.000
about to be made famous. Despite his claims. These interactions
2019
02:03:38.079 --> 02:03:40.880
spook Booker T so much so that he becomes compelled
2020
02:03:40.920 --> 02:03:47.880
to uh utilize supernatural elements. He goes to what appears
2021
02:03:47.880 --> 02:03:50.680
to be some sort of a fortune teller or Tarrett
2022
02:03:50.720 --> 02:03:55.359
card person, some spooky lady witch doctor. She gives Booker
2023
02:03:55.399 --> 02:03:57.560
T some spooky items that will lead him to victory,
2024
02:03:57.720 --> 02:04:01.680
which consists of nail's from a coffin of a condemned man,
2025
02:04:03.039 --> 02:04:07.000
feather of a crewel, things from a tree legged dog.
2026
02:04:08.479 --> 02:04:11.279
But there's one more thing he needs to retrieve on
2027
02:04:11.399 --> 02:04:15.479
his own. She can't give it to him. Dirt from
2028
02:04:15.560 --> 02:04:19.279
a graveyard, from a special grave to be dug up
2029
02:04:19.279 --> 02:04:24.920
at midnight from a man with no name mon Booker asks.
2030
02:04:25.800 --> 02:04:28.560
Booker asks how to come on. Booker asks how to
2031
02:04:28.640 --> 02:04:31.439
find it, and the lady says it will find you.
2032
02:04:34.159 --> 02:04:38.800
Booker retrieves his dirt after stumbling upon the grave, which
2033
02:04:39.159 --> 02:04:42.119
this has never followed up on or explained. But after
2034
02:04:42.199 --> 02:04:44.920
he grabs the dirt, it shows an image of a
2035
02:04:46.479 --> 02:04:49.680
hand emerging from the grave, which if you look closely,
2036
02:04:49.840 --> 02:04:52.880
it's Undertaker's hand. So this is stock footage that they've
2037
02:04:53.000 --> 02:04:57.319
used before, but it's not Undertaker, so it's very confusing.
2038
02:04:58.840 --> 02:05:02.439
But yeah, uh, there's some like voodoo magic going on.
2039
02:05:03.079 --> 02:05:07.119
Booker T destroys the FBI and a handicapped match on SmackDown,
2040
02:05:07.239 --> 02:05:10.199
and now he claiming he is just as powerful as
2041
02:05:10.279 --> 02:05:14.479
the Undertaker, But will this be enough to help defeat
2042
02:05:14.520 --> 02:05:15.000
the dead Man.
2043
02:05:15.800 --> 02:05:18.720
It's like, I watch it and it's I take it's
2044
02:05:18.720 --> 02:05:22.000
an entertaining in how absurd this is that this was
2045
02:05:22.039 --> 02:05:25.319
a genuine angle between Booker T and Undertaker. But as
2046
02:05:25.359 --> 02:05:28.880
far as like practical, like, no, I'm not really into it.
2047
02:05:30.359 --> 02:05:34.600
I mean the it's it's really really silly and it
2048
02:05:34.800 --> 02:05:38.439
is what it is. I just I don't know. It
2049
02:05:38.520 --> 02:05:40.359
doesn't it doesn't seem like this the kind of thing
2050
02:05:40.399 --> 02:05:42.920
that Booker T would actually do, you know what I mean.
2051
02:05:44.079 --> 02:05:48.359
Yeah, it definitely seems out of his element, But I
2052
02:05:48.439 --> 02:05:50.479
think he holds up his end. Well, I don't think
2053
02:05:50.520 --> 02:05:51.760
he seems he does.
2054
02:05:52.079 --> 02:05:55.039
He carries it out well, he's just not I don't know.
2055
02:05:55.279 --> 02:05:59.319
That's not voodoo Mama Juju. Is not where I'd expect
2056
02:05:59.319 --> 02:05:59.880
to see Booker T.
2057
02:06:01.800 --> 02:06:03.600
If this was my show with Alex and Jake, that
2058
02:06:03.600 --> 02:06:03.920
would be.
2059
02:06:03.920 --> 02:06:04.800
The name of the episode.
2060
02:06:05.880 --> 02:06:07.000
Well, yeah, it would have been.
2061
02:06:09.479 --> 02:06:11.600
So to start to hear, Undertaker cuts off the ring
2062
02:06:11.720 --> 02:06:15.039
quickly and Booker is cornered. Taker throws Booker to the
2063
02:06:15.079 --> 02:06:18.399
corner one punch and Booker escapes to the floor. Booker
2064
02:06:18.479 --> 02:06:22.800
grabs his uh Lucky charms and rubs himself with it.
2065
02:06:23.920 --> 02:06:25.319
Yeah, that was really weird.
2066
02:06:26.319 --> 02:06:30.079
Why he's just trying to power up dude, Yeah.
2067
02:06:30.079 --> 02:06:32.319
Rubbing himself down with the outside of the sack.
2068
02:06:32.880 --> 02:06:35.079
And I mean when the point of the sacks with.
2069
02:06:35.199 --> 02:06:36.479
That about Venus.
2070
02:06:38.720 --> 02:06:39.079
Is wrong?
2071
02:06:39.119 --> 02:06:39.359
With that?
2072
02:06:39.479 --> 02:06:40.439
Renee Dupre.
2073
02:06:43.920 --> 02:06:46.279
You were saying, Kyle, I was gonna say, and then
2074
02:06:46.279 --> 02:06:46.840
I'll think about it.
2075
02:06:47.000 --> 02:06:50.119
I was like, another problem I have with this whole
2076
02:06:50.159 --> 02:06:54.680
weird like voodoo thing is like it seems like this
2077
02:06:54.920 --> 02:06:59.159
the sack, this I don't know, whatever it is, it's
2078
02:06:59.159 --> 02:07:01.880
supposed to like keep Booker t safe, but it's not.
2079
02:07:02.560 --> 02:07:06.560
He's still getting his ass kicked. Like he rubs on
2080
02:07:06.640 --> 02:07:08.199
his body, he rubs it on the ring ropes, and
2081
02:07:08.560 --> 02:07:09.760
he's still getting beaten up.
2082
02:07:10.720 --> 02:07:14.079
Yeah, there's part of me that says, why even do
2083
02:07:14.279 --> 02:07:16.039
all this, why even go through the trouble just for
2084
02:07:16.199 --> 02:07:18.399
Undertaker to just be more powerful than it?
2085
02:07:19.399 --> 02:07:20.359
But I make movies.
2086
02:07:20.960 --> 02:07:22.880
But yeah, I guess that's the point. I guess it's
2087
02:07:22.960 --> 02:07:26.439
like his labors were in vain because Undertaker's bad.
2088
02:07:27.600 --> 02:07:29.319
But it's also kind of weird. It's like Booker T
2089
02:07:29.399 --> 02:07:31.199
supposed to be like the heel in this, but it's like,
2090
02:07:31.880 --> 02:07:34.279
I'm gonna go to this magic power and i want
2091
02:07:34.319 --> 02:07:36.279
to use it to ward off the Undertaker.
2092
02:07:37.399 --> 02:07:45.000
So it's like okay, yeah, what a face. Yeah, So
2093
02:07:45.159 --> 02:07:47.600
Booker he rubs himself with the Lucky Charms and then
2094
02:07:47.640 --> 02:07:52.279
we get knee and forearm shots by Booker T. We
2095
02:07:52.439 --> 02:07:55.319
then get a boot by Booker which has no effect
2096
02:07:55.359 --> 02:07:58.680
on Undertaker, who closed lines Booker. We get a leg
2097
02:07:58.760 --> 02:08:01.600
drop by the Undertaker and Booker is closes lined to
2098
02:08:01.640 --> 02:08:06.399
the floor. However, Booker hotshots Undertaker, followed by a missile
2099
02:08:06.479 --> 02:08:09.039
drop kick. He goes for the pin, but only good
2100
02:08:09.079 --> 02:08:14.319
for two. Booker T punishes Undertaker in the corner while
2101
02:08:14.359 --> 02:08:20.199
Booker goes back to the magic bag. Undertaker and Booker
2102
02:08:20.279 --> 02:08:22.359
slug it out. We get a knee by Booker T
2103
02:08:22.720 --> 02:08:26.479
followed by a Harlem sidekick which misses, which means we
2104
02:08:26.560 --> 02:08:28.560
get a flying clothes line by the Undertaker.
2105
02:08:29.359 --> 02:08:31.079
We get an old skew.
2106
02:08:32.520 --> 02:08:39.039
By the undert. Complete shot by Undertaker, which is just
2107
02:08:39.199 --> 02:08:42.720
a crappy looking move. I'm sorry, you're pretty much rock
2108
02:08:42.840 --> 02:08:46.880
bottoming yourself, which he's like using it to transition into
2109
02:08:46.960 --> 02:08:51.319
a submission a guillotine choke. It just looks bad. I'm sorry. Yeah,
2110
02:08:54.319 --> 02:08:55.960
y'all have no idea what I'm talking about.
2111
02:08:57.359 --> 02:09:00.800
No, I'm with you, I said, I said, yeah.
2112
02:09:01.560 --> 02:09:02.279
I'm just kidding.
2113
02:09:02.680 --> 02:09:03.520
I'm just kidding.
2114
02:09:04.239 --> 02:09:05.439
We just hate you, Levi. It's ok.
2115
02:09:06.920 --> 02:09:09.920
Booker reaches the ropes with his feet, you know, using
2116
02:09:10.000 --> 02:09:14.600
that wherewithal that veteran instincts. Undertaker goes for the last ride,
2117
02:09:14.680 --> 02:09:17.960
but Booker slips out to while the referees down, Booker
2118
02:09:18.039 --> 02:09:21.239
blind's Undertaker with the contents of the magic bag, which is,
2119
02:09:21.319 --> 02:09:23.359
no doubt the dirt from the grave of the Man
2120
02:09:23.479 --> 02:09:24.159
with No Name.
2121
02:09:24.720 --> 02:09:27.159
I was surprised, you know, Booker t emptied his sack
2122
02:09:27.239 --> 02:09:28.520
all over Undertaker's face.
2123
02:09:28.880 --> 02:09:34.520
Yeah, oh, listen to you, I would.
2124
02:09:34.279 --> 02:09:37.439
Say, Well, I'll comment right now. Whenever he threw that,
2125
02:09:37.960 --> 02:09:40.159
I don't know, it's like sandy powder. It wasn't more
2126
02:09:40.239 --> 02:09:42.840
like baby powder or something they usually use, like it
2127
02:09:42.960 --> 02:09:45.680
just made his beer from a grave or for dirt
2128
02:09:45.720 --> 02:09:47.359
from a grave. Well, I guess it was. Yeah, like
2129
02:09:47.359 --> 02:09:50.159
a really fine dirt they used for this, and it's
2130
02:09:50.239 --> 02:09:53.039
gotten his like little uh little goatee and made it
2131
02:09:53.079 --> 02:09:55.840
look just a bit more of his natural color. And
2132
02:09:55.920 --> 02:09:58.000
this is kind of like Undertaker getting used to being
2133
02:09:58.119 --> 02:10:00.840
like this new hybrid character. So his hair is not
2134
02:10:01.119 --> 02:10:03.680
just ridiculously wet like you would make it later on.
2135
02:10:04.359 --> 02:10:05.479
And so I don't know, he just kind of looks
2136
02:10:05.520 --> 02:10:06.279
like a dad.
2137
02:10:08.840 --> 02:10:11.520
Kind of like long. It's it's short long.
2138
02:10:12.640 --> 02:10:16.159
It's it's like when when a dad's like they're like, oh, yeah,
2139
02:10:16.159 --> 02:10:17.840
I'm trying to relive my younger days. I'm want to
2140
02:10:17.880 --> 02:10:20.319
grow up my hair a little bit and maybe pick
2141
02:10:20.399 --> 02:10:21.279
up my guitar, you know.
2142
02:10:22.520 --> 02:10:24.600
Yeah, and his hair was also like permanent mark or
2143
02:10:24.680 --> 02:10:25.239
black too.
2144
02:10:26.399 --> 02:10:26.600
Yeah.
2145
02:10:26.720 --> 02:10:29.239
Yeah, it was just weird length too.
2146
02:10:29.359 --> 02:10:32.640
It was like it was I think we should we
2147
02:10:32.720 --> 02:10:36.319
should put him in the same kind of little weird hair.
2148
02:10:36.359 --> 02:10:38.600
Hall of Famous Return Shawn Michaels.
2149
02:10:38.439 --> 02:10:42.479
Was when he put the dirt in Underdagger's face, it
2150
02:10:42.600 --> 02:10:47.560
just looked like he got like powdered with nest quick powder.
2151
02:10:47.840 --> 02:10:49.720
I was about to say, yeah, it's just just throw
2152
02:10:49.800 --> 02:10:52.720
nest quick at him. He's like, what should have quick?
2153
02:10:52.800 --> 02:10:58.720
No got milk, Sean Michaels got milk.
2154
02:11:00.239 --> 02:11:00.920
That's awesome.
2155
02:11:04.319 --> 02:11:08.399
So takr he no sells the dirt. I presume it's
2156
02:11:08.479 --> 02:11:10.760
the dirt. Like you know, he's supposed to have the
2157
02:11:10.960 --> 02:11:13.640
feather of a crow and the fangs of a tree
2158
02:11:13.720 --> 02:11:16.279
legged dog, but I didn't see any of those. There's
2159
02:11:16.319 --> 02:11:20.600
just powder. But uh, presuming to have this dirt in
2160
02:11:20.680 --> 02:11:23.880
his face, which you know, wouldn't that cancel the magic,
2161
02:11:23.960 --> 02:11:26.720
you know, getting all the things discombobulated like that. I
2162
02:11:26.760 --> 02:11:30.079
don't know, not like it was working anyway. He no
2163
02:11:30.199 --> 02:11:34.640
sells the powder. Corner clothesline by Undertaker. Taker misses a
2164
02:11:34.720 --> 02:11:36.920
corner boot and is hung up on the top rope.
2165
02:11:38.000 --> 02:11:42.359
Booker decides to work the leg. Booker smashes Taker's leg
2166
02:11:42.479 --> 02:11:46.680
into the still steps and ring post. Undertaker fires up
2167
02:11:46.760 --> 02:11:50.159
on his knees. Booker nails the scissors kick. He goes
2168
02:11:50.199 --> 02:11:54.319
for the pen. You think it's over, but he kicks out.
2169
02:11:58.880 --> 02:12:03.039
Undertaker sits up. Choke slam by the Undertaker followed by
2170
02:12:03.079 --> 02:12:07.560
a tombstone pile driver is enough for the win, and
2171
02:12:07.720 --> 02:12:11.119
I'll go first here thumbs in the middle, pointed towards up.
2172
02:12:12.359 --> 02:12:15.600
I think the whole story was just dumb fun wrapped
2173
02:12:15.640 --> 02:12:18.279
up in a pretty solid little match. Undertaker looked really good,
2174
02:12:19.840 --> 02:12:21.840
and you know, it's amazing what you can accomplish when
2175
02:12:21.840 --> 02:12:22.880
you're a part timer.
2176
02:12:24.279 --> 02:12:24.880
And booker.
2177
02:12:25.039 --> 02:12:27.359
He can hang with the best. So I liked it.
2178
02:12:27.960 --> 02:12:31.720
But honestly, the thing I was expecting, based off the
2179
02:12:31.800 --> 02:12:34.359
build on SmackDown, that there was going to be someone
2180
02:12:34.600 --> 02:12:37.439
come in and interfere, and back in the day, I
2181
02:12:37.680 --> 02:12:40.880
speculated that maybe it would be mankind who you know,
2182
02:12:40.960 --> 02:12:45.880
the all brown mankind. But obviously looking back, that's kind
2183
02:12:45.920 --> 02:12:48.640
of stupid, especially since he got done feuding with Orton.
2184
02:12:49.159 --> 02:12:51.840
But I don't know, man, I was expecting this a
2185
02:12:51.880 --> 02:12:52.479
little more.
2186
02:12:52.960 --> 02:12:55.399
For me, Like, this match is the first match that
2187
02:12:55.840 --> 02:12:59.760
I really actually enjoyed. I mean because up until this point,
2188
02:12:59.800 --> 02:13:03.079
we've had a bunch of nonsense. Then John Cena got
2189
02:13:03.119 --> 02:13:06.119
the crowd hot, and then everyone's excited to see the Undertaker,
2190
02:13:07.079 --> 02:13:10.600
like and I mean, yeah, there could have been a
2191
02:13:10.640 --> 02:13:13.520
lot more, but it just feels like it's it's a
2192
02:13:13.560 --> 02:13:16.000
B level pay per view and the Undertakers here like
2193
02:13:16.119 --> 02:13:19.039
the entire time, like Michael Cole kept talking about what
2194
02:13:19.159 --> 02:13:20.479
an amazing event.
2195
02:13:20.279 --> 02:13:22.880
It is that the Undertaker has decided to grace us
2196
02:13:22.920 --> 02:13:24.760
with his presence at this pay per view.
2197
02:13:24.840 --> 02:13:27.560
Oh my god, I don't know.
2198
02:13:27.680 --> 02:13:29.600
I don't imagine it sound like, a you made Michael
2199
02:13:29.600 --> 02:13:30.720
Colson like a talking crow?
2200
02:13:31.760 --> 02:13:32.039
Is he not?
2201
02:13:32.439 --> 02:13:33.600
That's where the came from.
2202
02:13:38.000 --> 02:13:41.840
Yeah for me, uh kind of same. Like it's kinda
2203
02:13:42.319 --> 02:13:44.520
it's kind of telling when this is the best match
2204
02:13:44.800 --> 02:13:53.800
since the the Team three d wow, and the thing
2205
02:13:53.920 --> 02:13:56.079
is like, I've seen better work from both these guys.
2206
02:13:56.439 --> 02:13:59.399
I kind of feel like Undertakers still. I don't know,
2207
02:13:59.640 --> 02:14:01.960
it's not like he was gone for like a zillion
2208
02:14:02.039 --> 02:14:03.600
years and all of a sudden it's like the biggest,
2209
02:14:03.640 --> 02:14:07.079
grandest comeback. But I feel like he's still working out
2210
02:14:07.520 --> 02:14:10.600
this character just this smission, because you know, I'm just
2211
02:14:10.640 --> 02:14:12.199
thinking like a few years from now when he's like
2212
02:14:12.439 --> 02:14:14.760
just he has a presence, he has dominance to him.
2213
02:14:14.800 --> 02:14:17.520
You know, it's like this figure, whereas now it's like
2214
02:14:17.560 --> 02:14:20.920
you're just starting to see that really come through. I
2215
02:14:20.960 --> 02:14:24.359
think it was pretty solid overall. But yeah, like I
2216
02:14:25.399 --> 02:14:28.560
thought the story was just dumb, like it was in
2217
02:14:28.760 --> 02:14:31.359
the end kind of pointless because none of it really
2218
02:14:31.479 --> 02:14:32.279
mattered for anything.
2219
02:14:36.760 --> 02:14:37.119
Exactly.
2220
02:14:37.199 --> 02:14:38.720
That's what the song is about. He watched this and
2221
02:14:38.760 --> 02:14:39.319
he's like, here you.
2222
02:14:39.359 --> 02:14:43.319
Go, but well, yeah, I don't know why it doesn't
2223
02:14:43.319 --> 02:14:44.840
even matter how much vood do you drive?
2224
02:14:47.359 --> 02:14:49.760
I'd say, like, you know, just just thumbs middle, like
2225
02:14:50.000 --> 02:14:52.399
I can't hate it. It wasn't bad, but it didn't
2226
02:14:52.520 --> 02:14:53.119
excite me.
2227
02:14:54.039 --> 02:14:56.239
Well, with that being said, now it's time for the.
2228
02:14:59.319 --> 02:15:00.000
Main event.
2229
02:15:02.039 --> 02:15:02.640
Of the evening.
2230
02:15:04.119 --> 02:15:12.000
That's awesome, Ladies and gentlemen, Trum New York City, John
2231
02:15:12.520 --> 02:15:14.560
fret y'all play field.
2232
02:15:15.119 --> 02:15:17.000
What greater success stories in it?
2233
02:15:17.279 --> 02:15:17.720
Anywhere?
2234
02:15:17.920 --> 02:15:18.640
Cup in me.
2235
02:15:18.960 --> 02:15:23.079
I've got a financial book, Bob Shimon and Schuster out.
2236
02:15:23.479 --> 02:15:25.560
I've got a radio show that starts to May.
2237
02:15:25.720 --> 02:15:29.520
First, I have to come the top financial analyst on
2238
02:15:29.800 --> 02:15:30.720
Network TV.
2239
02:15:31.439 --> 02:15:35.880
I've got a portfolio that has beat the stock market.
2240
02:15:35.800 --> 02:15:39.000
Seven out of the last seven years.
2241
02:15:39.920 --> 02:15:42.319
I have succeeded in everything but one thing, and that
2242
02:15:42.520 --> 02:15:44.960
is wrestling, because I thought it was more.
2243
02:15:44.840 --> 02:15:47.399
Important to have a good time to drink beer, to
2244
02:15:47.439 --> 02:15:50.399
play cards, to visit our troops. But that ain't gotten
2245
02:15:50.439 --> 02:15:51.000
me check.
2246
02:15:51.920 --> 02:15:53.840
So something's fixing to happen around here.
2247
02:15:54.640 --> 02:15:58.680
You're fixing the c and impact. So get ready, business
2248
02:16:00.079 --> 02:16:01.039
about of Kato.
2249
02:16:01.800 --> 02:16:04.880
Oh my god, friend, Shoe, what the hell are you doing?
2250
02:16:05.159 --> 02:16:07.920
What I say I do and what I do I
2251
02:16:08.039 --> 02:16:09.560
do very very well?
2252
02:16:09.920 --> 02:16:13.199
Talk about impact. Wow, Ladies and.
2253
02:16:13.319 --> 02:16:16.439
Gentleman, The winner of the Kodak of Great American Award
2254
02:16:16.720 --> 02:16:19.600
and thus the number one contender for the WW title.
2255
02:16:19.800 --> 02:16:27.000
Go sue, John, what's the field? It did? Do letter
2256
02:16:27.319 --> 02:16:32.159
to represent America than me? Jav L. What I see
2257
02:16:32.360 --> 02:16:34.159
is a great American self.
2258
02:16:35.000 --> 02:16:38.319
Eddie Coral has stolen the spotlight for JPL.
2259
02:16:38.479 --> 02:16:39.079
He's a thief.
2260
02:16:39.360 --> 02:16:42.719
You are a pink mark on society, Eddie Garral, you are.
2261
02:16:42.680 --> 02:16:44.360
A disgrace to America.
2262
02:16:45.440 --> 02:16:46.719
We're gonna play this, Eddie.
2263
02:16:46.799 --> 02:16:47.360
You will pay.
2264
02:16:47.600 --> 02:16:51.959
Hey, Hey, ladies and gentleman.
2265
02:16:52.360 --> 02:16:57.719
A tragic incident occurred involving the Guerrero family. Eddie was
2266
02:16:57.760 --> 02:17:01.120
in the ring, finished up a match, invited his family
2267
02:17:01.200 --> 02:17:08.559
in to celebrate, and unfortunately this tragedy followed yet where
2268
02:17:16.079 --> 02:17:19.680
Missus Guerrero, Eddie's mother suffered.
2269
02:17:19.280 --> 02:17:19.879
A heart attack.
2270
02:17:24.639 --> 02:17:29.760
Eddie Guerrero till his family at home's way. That's his business.
2271
02:17:30.239 --> 02:17:34.840
Eddie has to take responsibility for the circumstances and what
2272
02:17:35.120 --> 02:17:36.680
happens to the consequences.
2273
02:17:37.799 --> 02:17:42.520
You don't understand something, John, You traumatized my family.
2274
02:17:43.040 --> 02:17:46.559
You put your hands on a seventy six.
2275
02:17:46.520 --> 02:17:52.760
Year oldest moment that my friend is a coward?
2276
02:17:53.360 --> 02:17:53.520
Right?
2277
02:17:53.600 --> 02:17:54.479
You know my stake?
2278
02:17:54.600 --> 02:17:58.479
How don't you much tell about Heavy Carrero's father as
2279
02:17:58.559 --> 02:18:03.040
she does. Yes, the one that everybody has to worry about,
2280
02:18:03.479 --> 02:18:04.879
especially your family.
2281
02:18:05.280 --> 02:18:05.639
It's you.
2282
02:18:06.159 --> 02:18:10.760
Any Carrero has completely lost it to say it about
2283
02:18:10.840 --> 02:18:14.200
Any's mother. This is about a meeting with destiny.
2284
02:18:14.600 --> 02:18:17.840
I'm gonna kick the leggage out of you.
2285
02:18:18.440 --> 02:18:23.399
I will personally guarantee victory. Will this carnage be the
2286
02:18:23.600 --> 02:18:25.520
sea judgmen day.
2287
02:18:49.559 --> 02:18:55.479
Person asn't many things I wish it didn't do.
2288
02:18:58.360 --> 02:19:00.360
Back you.
2289
02:19:04.079 --> 02:19:09.840
I never meant to do those things to you, and
2290
02:19:10.079 --> 02:19:12.879
so I have to say before I go.
2291
02:19:16.319 --> 02:19:17.799
That I don't want you.
2292
02:19:18.040 --> 02:19:18.520
To know.
2293
02:19:21.360 --> 02:19:23.760
I found no reason.
2294
02:19:27.120 --> 02:19:28.120
To change you.
2295
02:19:34.319 --> 02:19:48.120
To start, and the reason I'm sorry that hurt you.
2296
02:19:50.280 --> 02:19:59.239
It's something I mustlim with every day, the way A forg.
2297
02:20:00.600 --> 02:20:05.920
Oh, Yeah, Sola, Scooby Doo and Maine events. Of course,
2298
02:20:06.079 --> 02:20:06.520
as you go.
2299
02:20:06.639 --> 02:20:14.600
Grow, it's taking on GPL forby Adobey till.
2300
02:20:14.680 --> 02:20:19.799
There is a lot to unpack here. So let's waste
2301
02:20:19.840 --> 02:20:25.239
no time, shall we. Before the draft, Faruk and Bradshaw
2302
02:20:25.360 --> 02:20:30.760
were taunting then general manager Paul hamon backstage. Paul then
2303
02:20:30.799 --> 02:20:34.280
makes the stipulation for their match that if the APA lose,
2304
02:20:35.200 --> 02:20:40.159
you would be fired. Not very clear, but they assume
2305
02:20:40.280 --> 02:20:43.040
it's the both of them. So we have Apa versus
2306
02:20:43.600 --> 02:20:47.440
Rakishi and Scotti too Hoti, and we see the APA
2307
02:20:47.600 --> 02:20:50.520
lose their match and you think that they've both been canned.
2308
02:20:51.559 --> 02:20:54.200
They head to Haman's office in Bradshaw is irate. He's
2309
02:20:54.280 --> 02:20:56.760
demanding to keep his job, just going off on Hayman.
2310
02:20:56.920 --> 02:21:00.840
He's like, what are you complaining about? I said he
2311
02:21:01.000 --> 02:21:05.200
would lose his job, not you. So Farruk is fired
2312
02:21:05.239 --> 02:21:08.879
as a result of the defeat. Faruk expects Bradshaw to
2313
02:21:08.959 --> 02:21:12.799
protest this with him, but Bradshaw gives Feruk the cold shoulder,
2314
02:21:13.280 --> 02:21:16.760
showing Farruk just where he stands, and so Faruk is like,
2315
02:21:17.280 --> 02:21:18.040
so what's like that?
2316
02:21:18.319 --> 02:21:18.520
Huh?
2317
02:21:21.799 --> 02:21:22.239
Here you are?
2318
02:21:24.600 --> 02:21:27.440
And later was he Bradshaw pleading with Fruke to understand
2319
02:21:27.600 --> 02:21:30.360
that you know, he has a family, he's got kids,
2320
02:21:30.840 --> 02:21:33.600
blah blah blah. You know if you ask me that
2321
02:21:33.719 --> 02:21:36.680
all seems reasonable and based off that instance alone, you
2322
02:21:36.719 --> 02:21:39.760
think for Ruk is the selfish one. But let's doll
2323
02:21:39.879 --> 02:21:42.479
up the knob from two to two hundred.
2324
02:21:43.680 --> 02:21:46.559
Enter John Bradshaw Leyfield.
2325
02:22:00.680 --> 02:22:01.079
Internet.
2326
02:22:05.079 --> 02:22:11.280
A look at my limo. It's got horns on it,
2327
02:22:11.479 --> 02:22:16.399
and I a cow did you see my book. I'm
2328
02:22:16.479 --> 02:22:18.799
dressed like this, but I got wet hair, so it
2329
02:22:18.879 --> 02:22:19.680
looks a little weird.
2330
02:22:19.879 --> 02:22:21.719
Hey, let's address this right now. That's one of the
2331
02:22:21.760 --> 02:22:26.319
greatest themes ever. It's a very good fight. Me, I
2332
02:22:26.399 --> 02:22:28.280
don't care. That's a great theme.
2333
02:22:28.479 --> 02:22:31.200
And it is it is a perfect fit for the character.
2334
02:22:31.360 --> 02:22:33.399
But I have a question for you guys. You know
2335
02:22:33.479 --> 02:22:37.319
the part where it goes dan Was that a cow
2336
02:22:37.440 --> 02:22:42.879
or was that Jim Ross? It's hard to tell, But anyway,
2337
02:22:43.600 --> 02:22:46.879
with SmackDown missing top entering stars such as Kurt Angle,
2338
02:22:46.959 --> 02:22:49.840
Big Show in brock Lesnar, we need a top heeled
2339
02:22:49.879 --> 02:22:53.639
to rival our brand new top baby face. And boy
2340
02:22:53.760 --> 02:22:58.280
did they work overtime to put heat on JBL. I
2341
02:22:58.319 --> 02:23:00.280
don't know how much you guys were keeping up with
2342
02:23:00.440 --> 02:23:05.600
JBL and his rise on SmackDown, but needless to say,
2343
02:23:05.600 --> 02:23:07.799
you guys are familiar with JBL at the very least,
2344
02:23:07.920 --> 02:23:11.920
and it's fair to say he is a polarizing figure
2345
02:23:12.000 --> 02:23:15.959
in wrestling. A lot of people don't buy him as
2346
02:23:15.959 --> 02:23:18.920
a top guy, especially not then. They can't look past
2347
02:23:19.000 --> 02:23:23.120
his like Blackjack Bradshaw or his acolyte days. But me,
2348
02:23:23.920 --> 02:23:27.159
I bought in, namely because I didn't really get to
2349
02:23:27.200 --> 02:23:30.879
witness those iterations of him. This all hit as intended
2350
02:23:30.920 --> 02:23:31.719
with me back in the day.
2351
02:23:31.760 --> 02:23:35.280
What do you say, guys, Yeah, it definitely hit with
2352
02:23:35.319 --> 02:23:40.239
me because I didn't really see any of his like
2353
02:23:40.360 --> 02:23:45.239
much of his like APA stuff, you know, and then
2354
02:23:45.280 --> 02:23:47.440
the APA stuff kind of in the Ruthless Aggression kind
2355
02:23:47.479 --> 02:23:50.639
of just felt a bit like, I don't know, almost
2356
02:23:50.680 --> 02:23:53.399
like borderline nostalgiac because they just drug it out so long,
2357
02:23:53.520 --> 02:23:58.639
you know. And this is definitely taking somebody who was
2358
02:23:58.840 --> 02:24:02.079
like a maybe four out of ten on my radar
2359
02:24:02.360 --> 02:24:04.479
and kind of bumped him up to like an eight.
2360
02:24:04.840 --> 02:24:08.120
So definitely had me invested. I don't know if it's
2361
02:24:08.200 --> 02:24:11.600
necessarily if I ever thought he was like bonafide, big
2362
02:24:11.719 --> 02:24:14.120
main event material, but he certainly was a top heel
2363
02:24:14.159 --> 02:24:14.639
in my mind.
2364
02:24:16.559 --> 02:24:18.680
Yeah. I mean, this is my first real exposure to
2365
02:24:19.079 --> 02:24:21.680
JBL as a heel, and so far it's working for me.
2366
02:24:22.799 --> 02:24:25.399
I took to Instagram and you can follow us at
2367
02:24:25.520 --> 02:24:30.959
Ruthless Aggression podcast on Instagram to ask what did our
2368
02:24:31.000 --> 02:24:34.559
followers think of the JBL run from four to five?
2369
02:24:35.200 --> 02:24:38.840
And we got two comments on it. But I feel
2370
02:24:38.879 --> 02:24:43.319
like this perfectly encapsulates the general feelings of JBL. So
2371
02:24:43.559 --> 02:24:47.760
our first comment comes from Fretzlmania aka mister Fretz aka
2372
02:24:48.000 --> 02:24:52.479
donor to the show aka R Boy aka R Canadian Boy,
2373
02:24:56.040 --> 02:24:58.319
and he had to say JBL is one of the
2374
02:24:58.440 --> 02:25:04.000
worst character transformation in wrestling history. To go from bad
2375
02:25:04.159 --> 02:25:09.399
bleep Texan to ted DEBIOSSI light was awful. I think
2376
02:25:09.479 --> 02:25:11.959
he could have gotten mileage out of a Stan Hansen
2377
02:25:12.079 --> 02:25:16.040
sque character Larry at Nall and also turns out he's
2378
02:25:16.079 --> 02:25:21.319
a total bully. No thanks, So some harsh words there
2379
02:25:21.360 --> 02:25:24.559
from mister Fretz, and then we turned to listener to
2380
02:25:24.600 --> 02:25:29.600
the show Logan Klouder sixty three, who says JBL is
2381
02:25:29.680 --> 02:25:32.600
one of my favorite characters from that time of WWE.
2382
02:25:33.360 --> 02:25:35.159
I think the reason behind this is because he was
2383
02:25:35.200 --> 02:25:38.120
so hated and made him so good that he was
2384
02:25:38.200 --> 02:25:40.479
able to garnish so much heap for being his character
2385
02:25:40.600 --> 02:25:43.159
that made his style of wrestling and the matches he
2386
02:25:43.200 --> 02:25:46.120
would put on so great one of my all time favorites.
2387
02:25:47.120 --> 02:25:52.639
I think that those two comments alone encapsulate the dilemma
2388
02:25:52.760 --> 02:25:53.399
of JBL.
2389
02:25:53.520 --> 02:25:57.600
I guess if you want to say, yeah, I don't know,
2390
02:25:57.719 --> 02:25:59.440
it's kind of weird to like me growing up. When
2391
02:25:59.440 --> 02:26:01.280
I was watching, though I didn't have like ready access
2392
02:26:01.280 --> 02:26:03.639
to the Internet or anything, I couldn't really gauge at
2393
02:26:03.639 --> 02:26:05.200
the people's thoughts. Like the only people I knew that
2394
02:26:05.319 --> 02:26:07.760
like wrestling was like me and my best friend, so
2395
02:26:08.399 --> 02:26:11.680
we both are into JBL and so I didn't really
2396
02:26:11.680 --> 02:26:13.040
think much of it. So it's pretty crazy.
2397
02:26:13.399 --> 02:26:14.799
Yeah, he was so polarizing.
2398
02:26:15.000 --> 02:26:16.600
Yeah, despite the fact that you know, he was part
2399
02:26:16.639 --> 02:26:19.879
of APA, that didn't tarnish my view of him to
2400
02:26:22.639 --> 02:26:27.120
like not buy him as a credible threat. But I
2401
02:26:27.159 --> 02:26:29.200
will say, though, going back and watching it, the tag
2402
02:26:29.280 --> 02:26:31.600
match they had with Rakashi and Sky Too Hoty was
2403
02:26:31.680 --> 02:26:35.920
funny because Rakeshi gives Bradshaw the super kick and Bradshaw
2404
02:26:36.000 --> 02:26:40.360
eats the pin in that match, So I thought that
2405
02:26:40.479 --> 02:26:45.959
was kind of questionable in hindsight. But nevertheless, like I said,
2406
02:26:46.000 --> 02:26:48.239
they worked overtime with this guy to get heat on him.
2407
02:26:49.239 --> 02:26:52.280
So let's let's go back to Kurt Angle announcing a
2408
02:26:52.360 --> 02:26:55.479
tournament to crown the first and only Kurt Angle's Great
2409
02:26:55.520 --> 02:26:58.879
American Award. It was a tournament that featured superstars who
2410
02:26:58.920 --> 02:27:02.040
gained points and matches to advance, such as Charlie Hass,
2411
02:27:02.719 --> 02:27:06.680
Big Show, Booker t, John Cena, Ornedu Prix, and John
2412
02:27:06.760 --> 02:27:10.239
Bradshaw Layfield. It seemed to be up to fan vote
2413
02:27:10.319 --> 02:27:13.360
in the latter portion because there were there were moments
2414
02:27:13.440 --> 02:27:15.360
such as there was a match between Charlie Haws and
2415
02:27:15.479 --> 02:27:20.520
RVD where Charlie Hass won by points. It was really
2416
02:27:20.680 --> 02:27:25.239
arbitrary and Kurting was just like screwing with RVD. So
2417
02:27:25.399 --> 02:27:28.000
at this at this juncture. The following week, it seemed
2418
02:27:28.040 --> 02:27:30.600
like it was up to fan vote, which John Senor
2419
02:27:30.680 --> 02:27:33.120
ran away with, And just as Kurting was going to
2420
02:27:33.159 --> 02:27:36.920
announce seen as the winner, JBL stops him and implored
2421
02:27:36.920 --> 02:27:40.120
angle to watch some footage he had prepared. Mind you,
2422
02:27:40.239 --> 02:27:44.719
this is on Peacock. JBL filmed himself essentially waiting by
2423
02:27:44.799 --> 02:27:46.959
the border to fend off illegal immigrants.
2424
02:27:48.959 --> 02:27:50.879
I'm here in the United States side of the Texas
2425
02:27:51.000 --> 02:27:51.719
Mexico border.
2426
02:27:53.159 --> 02:27:56.280
I'm here to prove a point. You see, this is
2427
02:27:56.280 --> 02:28:01.000
our most poorest part of our entire border, basically uninhabited
2428
02:28:01.200 --> 02:28:04.559
and unpatrolled. This is where hundreds of.
2429
02:28:04.760 --> 02:28:09.680
Thousands of illegal immigrants cross this border each and every year,
2430
02:28:10.879 --> 02:28:15.879
Mexicans who come to our country and pay no taxes.
2431
02:28:20.440 --> 02:28:22.959
I'm an American I grew up.
2432
02:28:22.920 --> 02:28:23.959
In this state of Texas.
2433
02:28:24.760 --> 02:28:27.479
I'd made a fortune in this country that we call America,
2434
02:28:27.879 --> 02:28:30.680
so I know what these type of people do to
2435
02:28:30.760 --> 02:28:34.840
our economy. They take advantage of our healthcare system, our
2436
02:28:34.920 --> 02:28:37.680
welfare system, and they send all their money back to
2437
02:28:37.799 --> 02:28:40.760
Mexico and look to people like me to have to
2438
02:28:40.840 --> 02:28:45.120
support people like them. It's like half of America.
2439
02:28:45.600 --> 02:28:47.120
It's like half of the state of Texas.
2440
02:28:47.719 --> 02:28:48.040
I know.
2441
02:28:48.559 --> 02:28:51.120
I grew up here. They're lazy.
2442
02:28:51.799 --> 02:28:54.120
They looked at government like it's big brothers, say please
2443
02:28:54.159 --> 02:28:55.040
give me a handout.
2444
02:28:55.799 --> 02:28:58.360
It's why people like me, who've made my own money
2445
02:28:59.600 --> 02:29:03.319
have set outrageous Texas to pay for people.
2446
02:29:04.879 --> 02:29:07.479
I told him, I told you it wouldn't be long.
2447
02:29:08.000 --> 02:29:11.399
Now I'm gonna prove my point. I'm gonna prove my
2448
02:29:11.600 --> 02:29:17.319
point right there. So I heard of Mexico's The government
2449
02:29:17.360 --> 02:29:21.559
won't do anything about it. The eyeess won't either. Texas
2450
02:29:21.719 --> 02:29:24.200
is too scared. Texas a bunch of cowards.
2451
02:29:24.600 --> 02:29:26.280
But John prest stop right thereto.
2452
02:29:27.959 --> 02:29:34.200
Okay, nobody out there, everybody else, No, No, I'm not going.
2453
02:29:36.280 --> 02:29:37.440
Don't you tell that crazy not.
2454
02:29:39.079 --> 02:29:39.399
Down here.
2455
02:29:39.520 --> 02:29:40.879
You get out of here, you go.
2456
02:29:41.040 --> 02:29:44.079
Back to Mexico. And you tell your Mexican friends, you
2457
02:29:44.239 --> 02:29:47.200
tell your Mexican family that they better stay in Mexico.
2458
02:29:47.639 --> 02:29:51.000
You tell everybody's south of the border they better stay south.
2459
02:29:50.840 --> 02:29:52.840
Of the border because this stide of the border.
2460
02:29:54.799 --> 02:29:57.840
John Bradshaw Layfield will be waiting.
2461
02:30:01.040 --> 02:30:06.680
Oh my goodness, I saw I remember this part well.
2462
02:30:06.719 --> 02:30:08.879
I was watching some of the smackdowns, and that was
2463
02:30:08.959 --> 02:30:11.360
right about the time I phased out. I got caught
2464
02:30:11.440 --> 02:30:14.360
up in life, but I saw some of this. Yeah,
2465
02:30:14.399 --> 02:30:15.680
it was. It was some good stuff.
2466
02:30:18.159 --> 02:30:22.760
It's pretty, pretty spicy, pretty controversial. But like I said,
2467
02:30:23.040 --> 02:30:27.360
over time, there is a fun tidbit about this segment, though,
2468
02:30:27.360 --> 02:30:29.879
according to Bruce Pritchard, I should take this with a
2469
02:30:29.920 --> 02:30:34.079
grain of salt. It was so dark outside they accidentally
2470
02:30:34.159 --> 02:30:38.079
wandered onto someone else's property and they were in Texas,
2471
02:30:38.799 --> 02:30:44.000
so essentially they almost got shot. And I don't I
2472
02:30:44.120 --> 02:30:45.760
don't mean in the Scott Steiner way.
2473
02:30:48.159 --> 02:30:52.879
It was ster wards, no like shot on, oh oh,
2474
02:30:53.399 --> 02:30:54.239
not shot up.
2475
02:30:54.399 --> 02:30:59.639
But shot with a gun. Jbl then wins the Great
2476
02:30:59.680 --> 02:31:02.920
America Award, only to discover Eddie has stolen the trophy,
2477
02:31:03.719 --> 02:31:07.600
which he promptly destroys. Things go from Eddie having fun
2478
02:31:07.719 --> 02:31:11.239
messing with JBL too serious real quick, as we witness
2479
02:31:11.319 --> 02:31:14.280
in El Paso, Texas at a house show which they
2480
02:31:14.440 --> 02:31:18.239
just had happen to have cameras for El Paso, Texas,
2481
02:31:18.360 --> 02:31:24.399
Eddie's hometown for Mother's Day. Eddie brings out his wife, kids,
2482
02:31:24.479 --> 02:31:27.120
and mother to celebrate what they mean to him. When
2483
02:31:28.399 --> 02:31:32.040
JBL comes out and he gives Eddie a big clothesline
2484
02:31:32.079 --> 02:31:36.200
from hades and he's approaching Eddie's mom, who you know,
2485
02:31:36.319 --> 02:31:38.639
she's standing a ground. She's a strong woman, right, a
2486
02:31:38.799 --> 02:31:43.000
seventy six year old woman, and he's telling her to
2487
02:31:43.159 --> 02:31:47.479
take her family back to Mexico and all this you know,
2488
02:31:47.639 --> 02:31:51.559
racist stuff. When he grabs Eddie's mom by the arm
2489
02:31:52.639 --> 02:31:57.959
and she suffers a heart attack. Depending on who you
2490
02:31:58.079 --> 02:32:01.000
talk to, this was either real or it was staged,
2491
02:32:01.959 --> 02:32:04.399
but at the very least it was a planned spot
2492
02:32:04.520 --> 02:32:09.040
to happen. What did you guys make of Eddie Garrew's
2493
02:32:09.079 --> 02:32:10.719
mom having a heart attack.
2494
02:32:12.440 --> 02:32:16.920
So so random? I was like, Eh, I guess if
2495
02:32:17.000 --> 02:32:20.799
you want to just get like nuclear heat on JBL,
2496
02:32:21.159 --> 02:32:25.959
just have them try to somewhat indirectly kill the champion's mom.
2497
02:32:26.239 --> 02:32:26.959
So why not?
2498
02:32:28.040 --> 02:32:30.120
I wanted to believe it, Like when it happened. I
2499
02:32:30.200 --> 02:32:33.479
was like, oh snap, like's what's happening here? Like I
2500
02:32:33.639 --> 02:32:38.040
had known that that there was some of it was stage,
2501
02:32:38.120 --> 02:32:40.840
some of it wasn't. So it's like right, and it's
2502
02:32:40.879 --> 02:32:43.280
like the perfect wrestling angle, right because you can't tell
2503
02:32:43.360 --> 02:32:44.479
what's real and what isn't.
2504
02:32:45.000 --> 02:32:47.799
Yeah, the people in the audience were crying, so they
2505
02:32:47.840 --> 02:32:49.520
got a couple shots of people and they were just
2506
02:32:49.719 --> 02:32:53.239
like dumbfounded at what just happened. As Eddie's mom is
2507
02:32:53.280 --> 02:32:57.920
stretchered and carried away. JBL the character is a gigantic
2508
02:32:58.319 --> 02:33:01.639
racist against Hispanic people and he is taking out his
2509
02:33:01.719 --> 02:33:05.719
hatred on them through Eddie Guerrero. Eddie will come out
2510
02:33:05.760 --> 02:33:08.920
and talk about how Hispanic people are lazy and they
2511
02:33:10.399 --> 02:33:15.159
leach off the US government and that's kind of his stick.
2512
02:33:15.040 --> 02:33:18.559
Right now, and you know, buying a huge dickhead.
2513
02:33:22.079 --> 02:33:24.959
So Eddie, he just becomes hell bent on destroying JBL
2514
02:33:25.239 --> 02:33:29.719
after the attack on his family. Can we sell JBL
2515
02:33:29.760 --> 02:33:32.879
as a top hilling contender? I will say is Eddie
2516
02:33:32.920 --> 02:33:35.479
made his entrance. You know, he was dancing around having
2517
02:33:35.479 --> 02:33:37.479
a good time, and I thought it didn't make sense
2518
02:33:37.520 --> 02:33:39.840
for him to do that because he has just been
2519
02:33:40.079 --> 02:33:44.000
this crazed man on a mission to get JBL get
2520
02:33:44.040 --> 02:33:46.959
his hands on him. But when he got to the ring,
2521
02:33:47.159 --> 02:33:50.920
he switched and that was money to me. It's also
2522
02:33:51.079 --> 02:33:56.000
why he's the pro and I am not. I'm the
2523
02:33:56.120 --> 02:33:59.239
dumb wrestling fan with a microphone and internet connection.
2524
02:34:01.879 --> 02:34:04.120
Yeah, and me and Jake are smart. Levis the dumb one.
2525
02:34:04.280 --> 02:34:06.559
No, that's awesome.
2526
02:34:10.840 --> 02:34:14.840
Eddie charges at JBL. Right hands glory, leave the challenger
2527
02:34:14.920 --> 02:34:20.239
on the floor. Eddie pummels JBL on the floor, stomps
2528
02:34:20.280 --> 02:34:26.120
from Eddie. JBL continues to evade Latino heat. Eddie shoves
2529
02:34:26.200 --> 02:34:30.399
JBL into the ring post, face first. JBL is thrown
2530
02:34:30.479 --> 02:34:34.319
over the Spanish announced table. Eddie chokes JBL with the
2531
02:34:34.360 --> 02:34:39.280
camera cable, and JBL is begging for mercy. Right hands
2532
02:34:39.319 --> 02:34:43.040
by Eddie. Eddie is just all over JBL. JBL thinks
2533
02:34:43.040 --> 02:34:47.559
about leaving, but Eddie makes the decision for him. Eddie
2534
02:34:47.719 --> 02:34:51.840
clabbers JBL off the barricades and ring apron. Eddie talks
2535
02:34:51.879 --> 02:34:55.840
trash to the challenger, and he steps on JBL's face repeatedly.
2536
02:34:56.600 --> 02:34:59.399
JBL finally mounts some offense after sending Eddie into the
2537
02:34:59.399 --> 02:35:02.799
still step. You know I didn't realize how jarring the
2538
02:35:02.959 --> 02:35:05.559
size difference between these guys were. Either let me just say,
2539
02:35:07.079 --> 02:35:08.440
JBL is enormous.
2540
02:35:09.879 --> 02:35:12.319
He's a big daddy, but it doesn't.
2541
02:35:12.040 --> 02:35:14.360
Look out of place for Eddie to, you know, man
2542
02:35:14.520 --> 02:35:17.520
handle him to some degree, like I don't. I'm not
2543
02:35:17.639 --> 02:35:21.959
taking out of it. Like Eddie's just he's ginormous himself,
2544
02:35:22.879 --> 02:35:25.760
Like those muscles don't really fit his frame.
2545
02:35:26.600 --> 02:35:29.479
So uh yeah, no, I'm with a.
2546
02:35:29.600 --> 02:35:37.479
Yeah he looks good, but he was not good unfortunately. No,
2547
02:35:40.040 --> 02:35:42.959
So we get right hands by JBL. Eddie gets bounced
2548
02:35:42.959 --> 02:35:46.239
off the announced table and he fires up before JBL
2549
02:35:46.319 --> 02:35:49.920
gives him a big boot. We get a side headlock
2550
02:35:49.959 --> 02:35:53.719
taked down by JBL. Eddie escapes, but JBL shoulder blocks Eddie.
2551
02:35:54.760 --> 02:35:58.520
Another side headlock take down by JBL. Another shoulder block
2552
02:35:58.559 --> 02:36:02.719
by JBL. Eddie now's two quick arm drags, which sends
2553
02:36:02.879 --> 02:36:07.239
JBL scurrying to the floor. Eddie tries for a plancha,
2554
02:36:07.600 --> 02:36:11.479
but JBL catches Eddie for a last call fallaway slam
2555
02:36:11.600 --> 02:36:16.079
on the floor. Michael cole here says, yeah, that's that's
2556
02:36:16.120 --> 02:36:17.559
only a thin layer of padding.
2557
02:36:17.639 --> 02:36:19.280
There's concrete floor under there.
2558
02:36:20.680 --> 02:36:22.559
Yeah, yeah, that was okay.
2559
02:36:23.680 --> 02:36:31.200
Okay, Michael, okay. But Eddie is up first, hammering away
2560
02:36:31.239 --> 02:36:34.879
on JBL before JBL digs into his low bag of tricks,
2561
02:36:35.920 --> 02:36:43.040
giving Eddie how stuck can go onto the announced table.
2562
02:36:43.559 --> 02:36:44.840
That's how you know this is heated.
2563
02:36:46.000 --> 02:36:48.000
Yeah, trying to He's really trying to kill him.
2564
02:36:48.280 --> 02:36:48.680
Mm hmm.
2565
02:36:50.280 --> 02:36:52.559
We get a neck breaker by JBL. He goes for
2566
02:36:52.639 --> 02:36:55.760
the cover, but only good for two. JBL applies a
2567
02:36:55.840 --> 02:36:59.360
bear hug when Eddie pokes the eyes of JBL to escape.
2568
02:37:00.559 --> 02:37:03.159
Irish whips into the corners by Eddie. I really liked
2569
02:37:03.239 --> 02:37:09.239
that spot. He just keeps Irish whipping him into opposing corners.
2570
02:37:09.879 --> 02:37:12.920
That was neat trying to beat him, trying to beat him.
2571
02:37:12.879 --> 02:37:16.479
Up right hands by Latino heat. We get a dropkick
2572
02:37:16.520 --> 02:37:19.959
by Eddie into the three Amigos attempt, but JBO blocks
2573
02:37:20.000 --> 02:37:23.120
the third what they need. He goes for the clothes
2574
02:37:23.200 --> 02:37:26.600
line from hell, but it's dodged. He goes for a
2575
02:37:26.680 --> 02:37:30.200
power bomb, but it's blocked as well. Eddie then turns
2576
02:37:30.280 --> 02:37:33.360
around goes to run into the ropes, but he runs
2577
02:37:33.399 --> 02:37:37.239
into the referee by accident. So some shenanigans are about
2578
02:37:37.319 --> 02:37:41.840
to ensue, and you may be wondering you may be
2579
02:37:41.920 --> 02:37:44.399
wandering up to this point. Hey, was it Don Marie's
2580
02:37:44.520 --> 02:37:47.479
thong that got this a tvm A rating.
2581
02:37:49.319 --> 02:37:49.840
No, it was.
2582
02:37:51.760 --> 02:37:55.000
Eddie gets on JBL's evil level and dishes out a
2583
02:37:55.239 --> 02:37:59.799
spekingo of his own to the floor. These are just
2584
02:38:00.000 --> 02:38:04.559
regular Spaghino's friends. These guys are out for blood. Eddie
2585
02:38:04.639 --> 02:38:07.680
rams JBL's head off the ring apron over the announcers table.
2586
02:38:08.559 --> 02:38:10.639
Then JBL grabs a chair.
2587
02:38:12.319 --> 02:38:16.120
And one of the most vicious chair shots ever knocks
2588
02:38:16.520 --> 02:38:21.920
Eddie out with a massive shot. Eddie is then on
2589
02:38:22.159 --> 02:38:25.680
camera bleeding like a faucet.
2590
02:38:27.360 --> 02:38:28.719
There's so much.
2591
02:38:30.360 --> 02:38:32.680
This is where the match gains its fame, and it's
2592
02:38:32.760 --> 02:38:35.479
TVMA rating and you're thinking, oh, how bad is you bleeding?
2593
02:38:35.600 --> 02:38:39.600
It is one of the most graphic scenes in wrestling history.
2594
02:38:40.559 --> 02:38:44.799
Oh god, Yeah, it's honestly, it's like, it's honestly just
2595
02:38:44.879 --> 02:38:46.239
disgusting how much he's bleeding.
2596
02:38:46.360 --> 02:38:47.000
Like, oh god.
2597
02:38:47.920 --> 02:38:51.079
The crowd collectively gasp as we see Eddie just covered.
2598
02:38:50.799 --> 02:38:51.639
By his own blood.
2599
02:38:51.719 --> 02:38:54.120
And I'm looking at this. I had this DVD back
2600
02:38:54.159 --> 02:38:56.479
in the day, so I had seen this match before.
2601
02:38:57.159 --> 02:38:59.120
But I'm like, I thought it happened close to the
2602
02:38:59.319 --> 02:39:01.319
end and I'm looking at the time, it's like we
2603
02:39:01.440 --> 02:39:02.840
still got fifteen minutes.
2604
02:39:03.280 --> 02:39:04.600
Yeah, there's a lot to go.
2605
02:39:05.000 --> 02:39:09.120
So Eddie is dripping like a like a faucet with
2606
02:39:09.360 --> 02:39:14.000
fifteen minutes at least to go in this match, and
2607
02:39:14.079 --> 02:39:18.559
I'm like, oh my goodness, okay. JBL is punishing Eddie
2608
02:39:18.600 --> 02:39:21.479
with right hands with a huge shot of steel steps
2609
02:39:21.479 --> 02:39:24.280
to the head by JBL. Eddie is reeling and he
2610
02:39:25.799 --> 02:39:28.680
comes to a knee and immediately as his head is
2611
02:39:28.799 --> 02:39:31.799
like over the floor, you just see a puddle of blood.
2612
02:39:33.760 --> 02:39:34.120
All over.
2613
02:39:34.200 --> 02:39:36.159
Every time he would every time he would stop for
2614
02:39:36.280 --> 02:39:39.159
a moment and catch his breath, as soon as he moved,
2615
02:39:39.200 --> 02:39:41.360
there would just be a notable, just dark red puddle
2616
02:39:41.399 --> 02:39:42.120
of blood under him.
2617
02:39:42.920 --> 02:39:45.799
Very graphic imagery. JBL calls for the clothesline from hell
2618
02:39:46.040 --> 02:39:50.719
and it connects, but the referee is down. JBL tries
2619
02:39:50.760 --> 02:39:54.280
reviving the referee. JBL beats on the referee, trying to
2620
02:39:54.360 --> 02:39:58.799
wake him while a new referee slides in one two.
2621
02:40:00.079 --> 02:40:04.559
He kicks out Ah. The crowd erupts in Eddie chance.
2622
02:40:05.360 --> 02:40:08.440
JBL tries for the clothes line again. Eddie dodges and
2623
02:40:08.559 --> 02:40:11.879
takes out the referee with a massive hit power bomb
2624
02:40:11.920 --> 02:40:14.000
by JBL, but Eddie kicks out at two and a
2625
02:40:14.040 --> 02:40:19.120
half once the other referee had been revived. Eddie continues
2626
02:40:19.159 --> 02:40:23.360
to stay alive while JBL cannot believe his luck. JBL
2627
02:40:23.399 --> 02:40:26.120
applies a sleeper and you can just see JBL's arm
2628
02:40:26.200 --> 02:40:28.000
get covered by Eddie's blood.
2629
02:40:29.600 --> 02:40:32.799
Like it definitely towards later ends. I'm sure at this
2630
02:40:32.920 --> 02:40:36.239
point like the mat is just covered. It looks like
2631
02:40:36.399 --> 02:40:40.319
they just had like a whole night of just hardcore matches.
2632
02:40:40.799 --> 02:40:43.120
From how much blood is in there just from Eddie.
2633
02:40:43.200 --> 02:40:43.879
It's insane.
2634
02:40:46.520 --> 02:40:50.000
Eddie counters with the back suplex. JBL clubs Eddie with
2635
02:40:50.200 --> 02:40:53.959
no effect, and Eddie starts doing his best Togan impression
2636
02:40:54.040 --> 02:40:57.920
by shimming, and it looks so creepy with all the blood.
2637
02:40:58.319 --> 02:41:01.399
JBL looks like he's thinking, this guy is insane.
2638
02:41:02.520 --> 02:41:04.479
I can only imagine if like watching this live, like
2639
02:41:05.000 --> 02:41:07.719
I had fully expected Eddie to pass out at some point.
2640
02:41:08.000 --> 02:41:10.159
Right he loses so much blood.
2641
02:41:10.520 --> 02:41:12.120
I swear by the end of it. I haven't gone
2642
02:41:12.159 --> 02:41:13.879
back and looked, but I bet you he's like a
2643
02:41:14.000 --> 02:41:15.760
notable shade lighter by the end of this.
2644
02:41:16.559 --> 02:41:18.280
If you have not seen this, I don't think we
2645
02:41:18.360 --> 02:41:22.399
can communicate well enough, just how much Eddie was bleeding,
2646
02:41:24.799 --> 02:41:26.879
Like it's something if you're if you're listening to this
2647
02:41:26.959 --> 02:41:28.959
and never seen this match, go back and watch it.
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02:41:29.040 --> 02:41:32.920
It is unless you're unless you're queasy, don't do it then.
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02:41:33.319 --> 02:41:35.920
Yeah, if you don't like blood, maybe skip this one.
2650
02:41:36.040 --> 02:41:42.600
But JBL catches Eddie for a last call, Eddie counters
2651
02:41:42.680 --> 02:41:45.319
for a DDT. He climbs to the top rope and
2652
02:41:45.440 --> 02:41:49.079
misses a frog splash. JBL rolls out to grab the
2653
02:41:49.159 --> 02:41:52.440
championship and a chair. JBL throws in the chair to
2654
02:41:52.520 --> 02:41:56.520
distract the referee. JBL is low blowed before the championship
2655
02:41:56.559 --> 02:42:01.079
shot Eddie and Eddie waff was JBO with the belt
2656
02:42:01.520 --> 02:42:05.879
blatantly in front of the referee. So JBO wins by disqualification. However,
2657
02:42:06.079 --> 02:42:09.799
Eddie Guerreow retains the WWE Championship and the crowd is
2658
02:42:09.879 --> 02:42:10.760
not happy about it.
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02:42:11.440 --> 02:42:14.120
I'd say definitely it's probably the definitely the best match
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02:42:14.159 --> 02:42:17.959
of the night. I like healed JBL. I like that
2661
02:42:18.120 --> 02:42:20.399
he's just like, I don't know, he's still just like
2662
02:42:20.479 --> 02:42:21.920
a hard ass, but at least now he has a
2663
02:42:21.959 --> 02:42:25.600
bit more character. I liked just them they're back and
2664
02:42:25.760 --> 02:42:29.520
forth just Eddie just getting demolished and then gosh, but
2665
02:42:30.239 --> 02:42:33.319
it's just the biggest highlight. Yeah, it's just him getting
2666
02:42:33.520 --> 02:42:36.239
just bashed open and just gushing all that blood. And
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02:42:37.079 --> 02:42:39.840
like i'd say, for for people going back and watching it,
2668
02:42:39.959 --> 02:42:43.959
it's probably like maybe potentially a bit too distracting, like
2669
02:42:44.040 --> 02:42:46.000
it just takes away from the match itself because you're
2670
02:42:46.079 --> 02:42:48.600
just concerned for Eddie or just going, wow, that's a
2671
02:42:48.639 --> 02:42:51.120
lot of blood. But I think, you know, definitely just
2672
02:42:51.200 --> 02:42:53.399
knowing that, hey, you know, he doesn't die from this
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02:42:53.479 --> 02:42:55.879
blood loss, it's all good. You know, I can enjoy
2674
02:42:55.920 --> 02:42:56.399
it for what it is.
2675
02:42:56.479 --> 02:43:01.719
And you know I liked it, well not too next November, right, yeah,
2676
02:43:02.280 --> 02:43:02.799
but uh.
2677
02:43:03.799 --> 02:43:06.959
So, yeah, totally. I definitely give it a thumbs up.
2678
02:43:07.079 --> 02:43:09.920
Aside from the ending, I'm not a fan of the
2679
02:43:10.559 --> 02:43:13.280
the DQ stuff. I don't know, it just take the
2680
02:43:13.360 --> 02:43:14.959
wind out of the sales of the crowd. I know
2681
02:43:15.000 --> 02:43:16.879
they did post match stuff, but I don't think that
2682
02:43:16.920 --> 02:43:19.680
necessarily makes up for it. But still I had give
2683
02:43:19.719 --> 02:43:20.680
him credits thumbs up.
2684
02:43:22.399 --> 02:43:25.079
I loved I loved the post match. I thought the
2685
02:43:25.120 --> 02:43:27.040
post match actually kind of made it because I was like,
2686
02:43:27.159 --> 02:43:31.159
how because it's clear that JBL should be Eddie right
2687
02:43:31.280 --> 02:43:34.760
like he's a he's a physical specimen. He's got every
2688
02:43:34.840 --> 02:43:38.799
major advantage for all all intents and purposes, he should
2689
02:43:38.920 --> 02:43:41.559
beat Eddie Guerrero. And on top of that, he started cheating,
2690
02:43:41.680 --> 02:43:44.159
so he really should be Eddie Guerrero. And so for
2691
02:43:44.399 --> 02:43:46.760
Eddie Eddie to hold on to the title at least
2692
02:43:46.760 --> 02:43:49.200
for one more month like that, it works for me.
2693
02:43:49.520 --> 02:43:52.200
And it was also the only match on the card
2694
02:43:52.319 --> 02:43:55.479
that didn't end by pinfall, so like whether or not
2695
02:43:55.600 --> 02:43:57.440
there was some shenanigans or not, like, this is the
2696
02:43:57.559 --> 02:43:59.879
only match on the card that that ended in DC,
2697
02:44:00.280 --> 02:44:02.879
so I'm okay with it. It was a thumbs up
2698
02:44:02.920 --> 02:44:04.719
for me. I'm really looking forward to to seeing this
2699
02:44:05.120 --> 02:44:06.000
this feud continue.
2700
02:44:07.639 --> 02:44:10.280
I agree with you, guys, thumbs up. This match was
2701
02:44:10.399 --> 02:44:14.040
fantastic and it did well to put JBL, a guy
2702
02:44:14.079 --> 02:44:16.959
who got no reaction in his entrance, mind you, over
2703
02:44:17.120 --> 02:44:20.639
as a viable hill And Eddie is the best at
2704
02:44:20.680 --> 02:44:23.159
this point, man, He's the he is carrying smack Down.
2705
02:44:23.200 --> 02:44:26.399
Despite what the weekly ratings say, He's doing amazing as
2706
02:44:26.440 --> 02:44:29.079
the champion. In my opinion, I think this match is
2707
02:44:29.120 --> 02:44:31.799
a classic. I think it is.
2708
02:44:32.000 --> 02:44:33.879
It's just good man, Eddie.
2709
02:44:35.159 --> 02:44:38.840
He's just the best. It's about as eloquent as I
2710
02:44:38.879 --> 02:44:39.280
can put it.
2711
02:44:39.319 --> 02:44:40.040
He's just the best.
2712
02:44:40.799 --> 02:44:44.239
But I suppose if you hate JBL, you will probably
2713
02:44:44.639 --> 02:44:47.639
not like the match. I don't know. I guess people
2714
02:44:47.680 --> 02:44:50.079
saw it the same way I saw Baron KORbin retiring
2715
02:44:50.200 --> 02:44:53.360
Kurt Angle. I'm like, that shouldn't happen, right.
2716
02:44:54.239 --> 02:44:54.639
I don't know.
2717
02:44:54.840 --> 02:44:56.879
I think that's a little I think it's a bit
2718
02:44:57.000 --> 02:44:57.879
more than the heat JB.
2719
02:45:02.280 --> 02:45:07.200
After the match, Eddie mauls JBL with the chair. He
2720
02:45:07.799 --> 02:45:12.040
first of all, Eddie mounts punches the JBL. The refs
2721
02:45:12.079 --> 02:45:14.639
are trying to get him off of JBL, and he won't.
2722
02:45:14.680 --> 02:45:18.520
He refuses, and Eddie Guerrero beats the crap out of
2723
02:45:18.639 --> 02:45:23.239
JBL with a chair. JBL is bleeding, Eddie's bleeding. There's
2724
02:45:23.360 --> 02:45:29.079
blood everywhere, and Eddie ultimately hits a frog splash on
2725
02:45:29.159 --> 02:45:33.000
the challenger. I will say I'm not mad that this
2726
02:45:33.159 --> 02:45:37.440
finish was a DQ because JBL is just getting started
2727
02:45:38.639 --> 02:45:42.159
and it kind of it kind of holds over until
2728
02:45:42.200 --> 02:45:45.120
the next match that these two inevitably have that like, hey,
2729
02:45:45.159 --> 02:45:49.079
who's really going to come out on top? Because at
2730
02:45:49.120 --> 02:45:51.120
the Great American bashed pay per view coming up. That's
2731
02:45:51.159 --> 02:45:53.840
the next SmackDown show. They'll have a Texas bull rope
2732
02:45:53.879 --> 02:45:57.760
match and no DQ. You know we're gonna have a
2733
02:45:57.840 --> 02:46:00.639
winner no matter what. I'm kind of of excited to
2734
02:46:00.639 --> 02:46:03.360
see where this goes in that regard. We here from
2735
02:46:03.440 --> 02:46:06.799
Jake Kyle, what'd you think about the post match here? Uh?
2736
02:46:06.959 --> 02:46:09.159
Yeah, I mean the d thing, it's kind of just
2737
02:46:09.239 --> 02:46:11.159
more of my personal preference. I don't know, just like
2738
02:46:11.200 --> 02:46:13.520
on pay per view shows, I just think DQ's are
2739
02:46:13.559 --> 02:46:15.440
just kind of odd. I always kind of figured DQ's
2740
02:46:15.440 --> 02:46:18.600
more like a TV thing. But the post well, it
2741
02:46:18.719 --> 02:46:22.120
was it was fun. I mean definitely jbl was being
2742
02:46:22.120 --> 02:46:25.120
a little bastard and he got what was coming to him,
2743
02:46:25.360 --> 02:46:29.000
just like just a stiff shots back with a chair
2744
02:46:29.200 --> 02:46:31.639
and the back and forth. It was crazy, but it
2745
02:46:31.719 --> 02:46:32.040
was fun.
2746
02:46:32.719 --> 02:46:35.799
One thing I want to leave us with is, once again,
2747
02:46:35.879 --> 02:46:37.799
Bruce Pritchard, So take it with a grain of salt
2748
02:46:37.840 --> 02:46:47.600
if you must. Kyle noted Bruce Pritchard fan. He talked
2749
02:46:47.639 --> 02:46:50.399
about this on his podcast Something to Wrestle, and he
2750
02:46:50.520 --> 02:46:53.000
remarked on the incident that Eddie was reluctant to go
2751
02:46:53.040 --> 02:46:56.239
to the hospital after this, and you know as someone
2752
02:46:56.280 --> 02:46:58.319
who had the DVD. You can actually see some of
2753
02:46:58.360 --> 02:47:01.600
the brief footage of it where medical staff or pleading
2754
02:47:01.680 --> 02:47:05.399
with Eddie telling him, hey, you lost a lot of blood.
2755
02:47:05.760 --> 02:47:09.479
You need help right now. So I wish I had
2756
02:47:09.520 --> 02:47:11.159
the DVD to see that. But I do remember that
2757
02:47:11.239 --> 02:47:12.000
from back in the day.
2758
02:47:13.719 --> 02:47:16.680
It's a DVD expensive, too expensive for your collection, I.
2759
02:47:16.719 --> 02:47:19.079
Don't think so. I just I didn't have time to
2760
02:47:19.760 --> 02:47:21.799
get it. I thought I had it with me, but
2761
02:47:21.879 --> 02:47:27.319
I don't. But anyway, Bruce Pritchard, he said that he
2762
02:47:27.440 --> 02:47:29.280
was finally able to convince Eddie to go to the
2763
02:47:29.360 --> 02:47:33.079
hospital after a lot of like reluctance, and Eddie said,
2764
02:47:33.639 --> 02:47:36.680
will you go with me? And I just thought that
2765
02:47:36.840 --> 02:47:40.920
was sweet, And Bruce Pittcher said, I'll go with you.
2766
02:47:41.559 --> 02:47:44.000
He goes nols door shut.
2767
02:47:46.920 --> 02:47:49.760
And so later on actually Eddie says can go with
2768
02:47:49.879 --> 02:47:52.920
me instead, and he's like, of course, and.
2769
02:47:53.440 --> 02:47:55.280
No that that I can't accommodate.
2770
02:47:55.600 --> 02:47:58.440
He goes, no, I'm going with you, which is.
2771
02:48:02.040 --> 02:48:04.319
Prettycherd went on to say that Vince McMahon hated it.
2772
02:48:04.920 --> 02:48:06.879
He thought it was too much and that it took
2773
02:48:06.879 --> 02:48:09.719
away from the match, and I just sincerely disagree with that,
2774
02:48:10.479 --> 02:48:18.239
but hey, different strokes for different folks, and that, yeah,
2775
02:48:18.319 --> 02:48:21.079
for real, with your billion dollar wrestling empire that we're
2776
02:48:21.079 --> 02:48:27.920
talking about. And that was Judgment Day two thousand and four.
2777
02:48:28.600 --> 02:48:31.000
All in all, I gotta say I'm pretty mixed on
2778
02:48:31.120 --> 02:48:33.920
this show. There's a lot of lulls in this and
2779
02:48:34.120 --> 02:48:37.440
parts that just don't jive well. But that finish was
2780
02:48:38.719 --> 02:48:41.879
Chef's Kiss. What did you guys think about the show?
2781
02:48:44.239 --> 02:48:48.040
Personally? I feel this is a good example of a
2782
02:48:48.280 --> 02:48:53.479
one match paper view. Not much really to take away,
2783
02:48:54.840 --> 02:48:57.360
even like the more main event players. Aside from the
2784
02:48:57.479 --> 02:49:00.799
main event itself, I just didn't really feel like they
2785
02:49:01.159 --> 02:49:03.280
got a chance to shine as good as they could.
2786
02:49:05.680 --> 02:49:10.000
Eddie Guerrero JBL definitely the absolute best match. I suggest
2787
02:49:10.040 --> 02:49:14.399
everybody go and watch it. But everything else it's either
2788
02:49:14.479 --> 02:49:15.079
middling or.
2789
02:49:15.159 --> 02:49:16.319
Just outright not for me.
2790
02:49:16.559 --> 02:49:19.760
So overall the show I got to give a thumbs down.
2791
02:49:22.680 --> 02:49:24.840
For me, it's a thumbs middle. Like you talk about
2792
02:49:24.840 --> 02:49:27.520
it as a it is a one match show. But
2793
02:49:28.239 --> 02:49:30.760
you know, you heard the fans pop quite a few
2794
02:49:30.799 --> 02:49:33.840
times in my opinion, and I think that there were
2795
02:49:33.959 --> 02:49:36.879
there were definite, definite moments in the show that bring
2796
02:49:37.000 --> 02:49:40.120
it up. But it's still it's still a thumb's middle
2797
02:49:40.159 --> 02:49:40.360
for me.
2798
02:49:41.239 --> 02:49:41.440
Yeah.
2799
02:49:41.479 --> 02:49:43.559
That was Judgment Day two thousand and four. Please join
2800
02:49:43.639 --> 02:49:46.319
us next time as we will be reviewing Bad Blood
2801
02:49:46.399 --> 02:49:47.360
two thousand and four.
2802
02:49:49.200 --> 02:49:50.639
Jon, What can we expect from.
2803
02:49:50.559 --> 02:49:53.719
Bad Blood two thousand and four, Boy, We've got some
2804
02:49:54.040 --> 02:49:57.239
stuff to talk about on Bad Blood two thousand and four.
2805
02:49:57.719 --> 02:50:00.879
In our opening match, we have Crispin one Edge going
2806
02:50:01.000 --> 02:50:04.680
up against Lovez Stants for the World Tag Team Championship.
2807
02:50:07.000 --> 02:50:07.200
Yeah.
2808
02:50:07.360 --> 02:50:10.879
More France, we we we we have Tyson tom Co
2809
02:50:11.200 --> 02:50:15.360
challenging Chris Jericho in a match the Problem Solver.
2810
02:50:16.479 --> 02:50:16.719
Yeah.
2811
02:50:17.200 --> 02:50:22.040
We've got Randall Keith Orton going up against Shelton Benjamin
2812
02:50:22.559 --> 02:50:26.879
for the Intercontinental Championship. That should be fun. Trist Stratus
2813
02:50:26.959 --> 02:50:29.319
is going up against Victoria Gail Kim and Leda in
2814
02:50:29.399 --> 02:50:34.360
a fatal four way for the WWE Women's Championship. Eugene
2815
02:50:34.399 --> 02:50:35.799
and Coach are gonna have a match.
2816
02:50:36.040 --> 02:50:41.920
No back to back pay per views matches the Coach, Yeah.
2817
02:50:42.600 --> 02:50:48.319
Chris Christopher Benoit will be facing Caine the singles match
2818
02:50:48.399 --> 02:50:52.040
for the World Heavyweight Championship. Y.
2819
02:50:52.799 --> 02:50:53.000
Yeah.
2820
02:50:53.120 --> 02:50:56.840
And in your main event, you said Duty Triple H
2821
02:50:57.159 --> 02:50:59.399
is going up against Sewn Michaels in a Hell and
2822
02:50:59.440 --> 02:50:59.959
a cell mat.
2823
02:51:03.000 --> 02:51:05.040
That kind of sounded like a one Matt show too.
2824
02:51:05.319 --> 02:51:05.719
I don't know.
2825
02:51:08.559 --> 02:51:11.159
I had that DVD as well, and oh that manut
2826
02:51:11.319 --> 02:51:15.000
is so good. But yes, please join us next time
2827
02:51:15.479 --> 02:51:17.959
on our review of Bad Blood two thousand and four.
2828
02:51:19.360 --> 02:51:21.840
In the meantime, if you can't get enough of that
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In the meantime, you.
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02:51:53.760 --> 02:51:53.959
Yeah?
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02:51:55.959 --> 02:51:56.559
Well which is it?
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02:51:56.639 --> 02:51:59.719
Today? Today? I'm crash Landers.
2844
02:52:01.399 --> 02:52:03.840
Ginga Kyle Where can they follow you?
2845
02:52:06.280 --> 02:52:06.440
Well?
2846
02:52:06.520 --> 02:52:09.680
Long time listeners will know I have not been too
2847
02:52:09.719 --> 02:52:13.079
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now have a Twitter so you can follow me now
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So hit me up.
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02:52:25.719 --> 02:52:28.959
Oo daddy, heck has frozen over Kyle Is on Twitter.
2853
02:52:30.399 --> 02:52:31.159
That's raight, boy.
2854
02:52:31.239 --> 02:52:33.559
And I'm only going to give a really controversial hot
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02:52:33.639 --> 02:52:37.159
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2857
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And claim things about their lives that they have no
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way of knowing.
2860
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Can claim claim that I know more about their lives
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02:52:49.760 --> 02:52:50.159
than they do.
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02:52:51.840 --> 02:52:56.959
Oh boy, And if you feel so inclined to we
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you can join the Fancy Pink Undies Club and with
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that you get everything listed in prior tiers. You get
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one Ruth of Suggression podcast t shirt, you get monthly
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AMA's and of course, like I said, everything listed in
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the ten dollar tiers, so bonus series, bonus episodes that
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you can't get anywhere else. I think that sounds like
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a pretty damn good deal. I think I'm gonna join
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the Fancy pink Undis Club. Oh yeah, So, if it
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feels inclined to give to our Patreon, we'd love to
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interact with you on there. And we think those who
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have donated to our show with the past, such as
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Amy Dalton, Nate the Effing Great, and mister Fritz. But
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in the meantime for the Ruthless Aggression Podcast, I'm Levi,
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I'm Kyle Okay, reminding you to
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Stay for ruthish