Danny McBride's G.I. Joe, Absolute Batman Gets Animated, Why Supergirl Failed

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Hello, and welcome to a brand new episode of the
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Nerpoculis Podcast. I'm your host, Jay. I'm here with my
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co host Michah.
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Hey, Hey, Terrence. What's up.
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All right, guys, we are back. We have plenty of
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talk about this week. All right, let's get right into
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checked out. Michael, you've been reading Absolute DC comics.
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Yeah, So, in preparation for a story that we'll talk
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about later, I decided that I'm going to read every
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available trade collection of all of the Absolute lie So
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I've read the first volume of Absolute Batman, Absolute Superman,
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and Absolute Wonder Woman, and I'm currently reading the first
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collected volume of Absolute Green Lantern.
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And the Absolute Universe is supposed to be like a
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horror one or something.
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No, the Green Arrow One is supposed to be a
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horror one. He's essentially a serial killer. Green Lantern, a
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Green Arrow nice and from what I understand, he might
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be killing a bunch of rich people. So, uh, there's
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that in yeah, yeah, yeah, so the Absolute Universe. Look,
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I we don't talk a lot about comics. I'm sure
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anybody would give a shit about comics and is listening
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to us already knows what the Absolute universe is, but
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it spun off off of a DC ron caught Absolute
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Power and this if if the mainline d C Comic
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continuity was kind of hit with what they call Superman energy, right,
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like Superman vibes, right, like hope and and and faith
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that like things are gonna work out. The Absolute line
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is hit with like dark side vibes, right, whereas people.
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Are not like this.
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So and it's a reimagining of all of the main heroes. So,
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for instance, Batman is not you know, a rich a
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rich kid who has a trust fund and a and
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a man servant.
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To do his bidding, right.
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He's a blue collar guy. He's built like a tight
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end and he and he's and he's and he's broke,
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and he's a he's a he's a civil engineer apparently,
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and so there's no like support system, so he's just
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kind of doing this ship on his own. And it's
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really fucking dope.
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Man I I.
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You know, DC has always been very good with kind
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of remixing and reinventing their characters, and absolutely Batman is
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is pretty damn dope. First volume involves h Black Mask,
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who is essentially just like a rich plick who is
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he's a rich anarchist, and it's it's it's a really
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good read.
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Uh.
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And it turns out like the Joker they call him.
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They call this this guy the Joker because ironically, right,
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because he never laughs, he never smiles, he's super serious, right,
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and he's a billionaire. Right, So the Joker is this
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evil billionaire and Batman is this blue collar you know,
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this blue collar guy who I guess will take him
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on later on. It's I don't bring that up because
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like some conservative people were really excited about Absolute Batman,
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right because they like, yeah, yeah, because he's big and
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thick and he beats people up. But they've never read
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it because like oops, yeah, like there's a guy screaming
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white power in one of those episodes and Batman breaks
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his fucking arm because fuck you, that's why. So yeah,
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it's it's weird.
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Because like as even as a conservative should be like, yeah, no,
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that's cool, but they're like, but I'm racist, right right?
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Oops?
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Uh So then I read Absolute Superman.
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Absolute Superman is like I read the changes, I read
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the first of that one, and I read the first
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two of absolutely, so Absolute Superman.
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He he comes the first of all Krypton is uh
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in a strict caste system, right, and the emblems that
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everyone wears are like, you know, designate that designates where
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you are.
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In the pecking order.
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And the the reason that the emblem that Superman wears
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is an S is because it stands for shame, because
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you are all lower, you are so so then and
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like these are like day laborers and like mechanics, you know,
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stuff like that.
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Like everyone is.
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In a guild, right, and you have the Science Guild,
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which is all the uppitty smart people, and then you
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have the people you have the Law Guild, right and
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and it's it's a it's a thing, right, and the
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Science Guild and and Joel finds out that like Krypton
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is dying, and the Science Guild is like, yeah, we
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already know that, and we're already making plans to leave,
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and l is like what the fuck, yo, Like like
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we gotta we gotta get people out of here, we
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gotta do this, we gotta do that. And the Science
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Guild they're trying to arrest is as because like, now,
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fuck you, yo, I ain't trying to like start a
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riot ship like we we we the uppitty motherfuckers. We
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get to go, you stay here when the planet blows up.
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So Joe l and uh I forget his wife's name,
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and Calel. They they build a raft basically to shoot
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into the space. And Kall is like a teenager, right,
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and and then part of the Superman like, like the
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rest of the Superman mythos, kind of kind of happens
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the way it does. But like that instilled in in
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in Kall, like, as a member of the proletariat, it
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is my job to see the means of production, right,
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So he grows up with this very communist mindset, right,
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and on Earth as an adult, he is taking on
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the Lazarus Corporation, right, And the Lazarus Corporation employs a
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bunch of pmc's called the peacemakers, right, So it's a
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bunch of peacemakers, and he's you know, he's he's doing wealth,
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he's doing right by he's doing right by the poltariat
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of Earth, right, And it's a really good story. It's
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the Lazarus Corporation. So you know, if you've read a
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DC book, Reisal Ghoul is the villain of Absolute Superman, which.
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Is actually pretty clever. Right, This man.
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Who is virtually unbeatable versus a man who can't die,
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I think is very interesting. And they do something with
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the Superman's suit that is kind of odd. The suit
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is its own like Iron Man style, like AI or
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something in it, so he can talk to it and
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it can talk to him and relay information. And then
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his cape is not like a cloth cape. It is
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the red dust of his old planet that he uses
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to propel himself and to shield himself in certain situations.
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It's it's actually kind of dope. So I'm having fun
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with that. And an absolutely wonder Woman is what if
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Diana did not grow up in Themyscra, but she grew
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up in Hell and was adopted by Circe. Right, So
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while she is still she's still on Amazon, and she
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still has like all those physical attributes, she also knows
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magic and that introduces a unique way that Wonder Woman
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can proceed when fighting, right, because Wonder Woman is usually like,
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I'm going to beat the shit out you, like I
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love these people, I'm going to beat the shit out you. Right,
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She's still a I'm a bear, right, but now she
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has magic at her disposal, and you know know all
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spoilers for Absolute Wonder woman. She has to make a
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sacrifice in order to save someone, so she sacrifices her
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fucking arm. So she's got a magical arm. And sometimes
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the shit don't work. And when the ship don't work,
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she's got one arm. She's got to fucking fight people
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and ship like it's I'm very satisfied. I'm very satisfied
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with how these things are going. So I'm very interested
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to see how this absolute green lantern plays. I hear
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Absolute Martian Manhunter is the best of these things. Yeah,
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so i'll uh, and then you know I have to.
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I'll probably save Absolute Flash for last, because you know
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he's a flash.
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I don't really give a shit. Does he still go fast?
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All right?
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I saw Sonic, I saw those movies. I get it. Yeah,
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all right. Next up to watch Widow's Bay and you
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you told me about it, and you're you're enjoying it,
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which tells me I'm not.
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Going to enjoy it. Oh you didn't watch it.
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I haven't. I haven't started yet. I'm going scared.
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Ye finite. It's about ten. I think they're episodes of
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finished the day I literally finished, so I just had
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nothing to do. Oh yeah, I enjoy it. It's uh,
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how can I explain it? It's what did I say?
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It was?
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It was kind of like, uh, Midnight Mass meets Twin Peaks,
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Twin Peaks meets It's basically kind of like as what's
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that author Stephen king To esque story about this this
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island off the coast of New England, and they're like
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they wanted to become a like a getaway like Martha's Vineyard,
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but it has a bit of a past, right and
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people born on the island like this is They kind
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of tell you this in the beginning of this in
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the show, they can't leave, and they there's a reason
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why they can't leave. A whole bunch of crazy shit happens.
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It's funny. Actually it's a little creepy, but it's fun.
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It's a fun watch. Like I don't want to say
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too much. If you're going to watch it, uh, check
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it out. But I enjoyed it quite a bit. It
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was right on my alley.
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How long?
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How long it is sections? About thirty minutes piece? Oh perfect, Yeah,
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So check it out if if you haven't heard, I
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didn't hear about it. I hadn't heard about it until
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like that day. Somebody, well I was online and so
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that people were talking about Widows Band, like it sounds
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like something I would be interested. I don't even remember
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seeing the trailer or anything like that.
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No, I haven't heard it. Yeah, I hadn't heard of
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it until it popped up on Apple when I was
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watching something else there. I was like, Oh, what's this
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because I like the lead actor. He was just in
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the show I was watching on Netflix, and I was like, Oh, okay,
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we'll go ahead slide this one to the back.
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Burner, like your wife don't even don't he Hell no.
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I wouldn't even I would. What do your mom mention her?
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There's a couple of episodes where it like, yeah, there
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was some there was some imagery that I'm like, oh,
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I was kind of caught me up. But now you
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know it's it's it's it's cool. It's a cool show.
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Yeah she is.
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I don't know if the going will be a second. Yeah,
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that's silly.
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Well, her, she's never seen Taken two or three, where
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those movies get utterly ridiculous. I'm like, don't worry about it.
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But she was like, I don't want to get kidnapped.
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I'm like, no, it's gonna kidnapp you relax? Yeah, okay,
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what was Bay? It looks good though, I I Matthew
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Reese is I think it's.
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A really really good Is that the name of Is
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that the guy? Yeah? He was. He's very good. He's
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very good. So was Stephen Root. He's in it.
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Uh?
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What else? Is there anybody else that I recognize? It?
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Not him and Stephen Root? Uh the dudes that I recognize?
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Everybody else? I don't know where were anybody else?
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Cadre of fucking weirdos.
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Yeah, they're just some weird characters. There's one episode that's
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that's its like again, you gotta watch this one episode
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is fucking hilarious. Has to do with like a is
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it a serial killer? It's weird, man, It's it's a
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bizarre show. It's there's a lot going on in.
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That island, all right?
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Cool? Oh?
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I also before before you continue, I also watched the
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show that came out twelve years ago. I went, I
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ran through the entire series of Deep and.
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Oh I love never seen it before, dude, that show
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it's quite possibly one of the funniest show.
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I've ever seen in my tylists. It's unreal outfunny that
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show is and uh, what's her name? Julia Julia Luis
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dry Fist is a horrendous human being in that like
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she's she's so terrible, but she's so perfect in that role,
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Like I can't see anyone else playing that role. But
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she's a real piece of ship, like to the point
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where almost I was like, I got like the last
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two seasons, I'm like, yo, I don't know if I
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can finish the ship because she's really pissing me off.
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I I still I still on occasion watch that clip
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of her like basically shaking down the wife of that
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one politician. She was like like I need a was
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it like I need a Oki Doki Anti Oakley? After
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she like just like rip right when your husse is
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gonna have more cancers like Jesus Christ.
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That so when she ended up fucking what's his name
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and the goddamn in the Red Room or whatever?
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really cool.
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So I watch Masters of the Universe. Am I the
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only one who's seen this? I see it, you saw it? Okay,
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this movie is dumb. Okay, this movie is dumb, and
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it's dumb. But here's the thing. It's not dumb because
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the movie is bad. It's dumb because the property is dumb.
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It is. It is like the property is stupid as ship.
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And here's the thing. Because we have a friend, Demetrius,
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who is a big he Man fan. I think that
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Demetrius loves he Man because of all the extra lore
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that's been written since the cartoon, which is fair. The
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cartoon in and of itself is dumb, and this movie
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is based solidly on the cartoon, right, because I've seen
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some of the other he Maann Laura, I was like,
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oh that's kind of interesting. Na, Yo, this is just like, hey,
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why don't we take a bunch of toys and try
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to make a TV show? Like that's what this.
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Movie is, right, like all cartoons.
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Exactly, it's it's a it's a it's arguably just like
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the cartoon itself is just like a gay fever dream
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like it is because it's the gayest it was like
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the gayest cartoon. It's super gad. But but the movie
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is just dumb as shit. But somehow, like I think
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it kind of works, like like they do do too
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much comedy at certain point where you're like, all right,
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like we got the joke, like just continue the story,
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but like it does surprisingly work. I mean it's a
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it's honestly a credit to Travis Knight, like for him
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to be able to make this a watchable film. It's
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amazing like it is. But I think Bumblebee is legitimately
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a very good movie. But this movie should be a
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gigantic piece of ship. But I have to say we
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were all wrong. Jared Leto is great in.
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This like.
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Perfect Yeah he was, he was he was he like
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like the way they play Skeletor be like very serious
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at times and just being a complete asshole other times.
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It was just like, yeah, all right, I liked it
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all the like skelet different types of Skeletors at the end, uh,
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you know, spoilers for people. Those are all being made
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into toys like businessman skeletor, and like the gym skeletor.
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When I saw that they're making toys out of those,
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which are hilarious, as I have a Skeletor behind me,
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I kind of want the gym skeletor. I thought that
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was actually hilarious. He's lifting and that's what was funny.
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But yeah, I mean, like the costuming is actually surprisingly
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pretty good for it's like very silly as this movie is.
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I did, I didn't mind it. It's gonna sound really weird.
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Stu wasn't big enough to be he Man, Like, it
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just doesn't feel like he's big enough. I feel like
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maybe they should have done like that Captain America, like
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shrinking technology in the beginning to make him look smaller
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and then you know, have him look bigger when he
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gets when he becomes he Man. But he's not very
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long in the movie either, which is also odd to me.
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You know what the secret like thing about he Man
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like ironically, like you need big legs to be he Man.
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You gotta have big quads, ye huge because you got
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him yeah man Like you can get away with like
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your Dorito shape upper body, right, but you want a loincloth.
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And if you don't have a couple of like watermelon crushes,
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it's not gonna look rough, you know what I mean?
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You just look small like like and that guy's not
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just right, he's not he's not. He's a big dude.
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But like when he's as Prince Adam, he's just like
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he's like wearing like a button up short like he's.
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A big he's still.
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Dude. But yeah, it's just yeah, the movie is dumb,
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but like I'm not mad at it, Like I'm not,
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but it is it is as smart as the original cartoonists.
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Like that's what they're going for, and I think there
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is a cartoon's dumb. Like the way in which they
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handle the names of the characters is just.
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I thought that was very clever. I actually thought it
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was smart.
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Right, it is smart, which is they instead of just
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being like this guy is these ridiculous names. Because Adam
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gets like sent off to our world when he's young,
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he's like ten years old. He's trying not to forget
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all of these people in Eternia, so he's drawing all
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of them and stuff like that. So they're like kind
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of almost legends to him, right, but he remembers them,
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but he starts to name them because he does it
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he was ten. He didn't know their actual names. So
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when he goes back to Eternia, he's like that guy
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had the giant fists. He's fist though, which they do
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a lot of jokes, fisting jokes a lot, and he's like, oh,
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this guy's got the crazy neck. He's mecha neck, and
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like so he goes down the line and then they're
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like you gave yourself a name, didn't you? And he
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was like I did. They were like what is He's
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like he man. They're like he man, Like you fucking dork,
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Like what are you talking about? And then they're like
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all right, that's not bad. That's not bad. Like so
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like that was a clever way besides just being like
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this guy's name is fist though, which sounds ridiculous, but
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it sounds like a name a ten year old would.
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Give him, right, would you name him? Was like a
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ram man. He's like, dude, is like really ram Man.
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It's like he was like you ram and you're a man,
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So like that's that's that's the best I could do
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for you. So like it does work in that regard,
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but it's as dumb as as the original property is.
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So if you want to do a movie that's like
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based on all the extra Lord or stuff like that,
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I feel like you could do something like that, but
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that's not what this is. It is definitely just straight
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up for the cartoon. So if you like the cartoon
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or you could have a good time with that, I
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think you probably enjoyed it. Just far, it's not doing well, which.
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Is a fucking bomb. Yeah, super.
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Yeah, because twenty year olds don't want to see fucking
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he man. Forty year olds do twenty year olds on
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their forty year olds. The man is right, twenty year
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olds will standing obsession. Forty year olds are like, they're like,
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twenty year olds are like, what the fuck is he man?
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Why is my dad going.
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To see this?
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Shut up? I'm going to see a serious movie. This
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man takes his shirt off.
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We cant session. Obsession broke some record. I think it beat.
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It made more money than Sinners as far as like
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I do an original ip in the last ten really, jesus, yes,
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I almost as four hundred million.
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Almost wow yeah, three seventies on a budget of seven
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hundred and fifty grand Jesus.
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That's the lot man. It's keeping it like it made
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nine million dollars last week, but it's been out falling months.
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That's crazy. Well, it looks like Curry Barker is gonna
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be able to do whatever the fuck he wants to do.
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Did you finish Obsession? I haven't yet. I have it yet,
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so I would like to. I may try to finish
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it tomorrow. I liked what I saw so far, all right,
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soon after that, x RA ninety seven in the first
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three episodes of season two are out. Yeah it's it's
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it's good. It's still good. So does it still I
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haven't watched it yet. Does it still have the feel right?
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Like, does Death Bird call the Milky Way galaxy a ghetto?
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Like, No one's calling the Milky Way a ghetto? Not yet,
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but there there is. There doesn't seem to be as
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much emphasis on that that kind of stuff, though, Storm
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gives a speech and I want to say, the second
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episode that's really quite good. So the feel is still there,
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like it doesn't feel as like heavy handed as the
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first season. But in fairness, these first three episodes we
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didn't we didn't really we didn't spend that much time
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with like Magneto like he was in the third episode
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because the teams are split, right, they were one with
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one part of the team was in the future, and
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then one part of the team is in the past.
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So I imagine you get a little bit more Magneto
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and shit like that, you know, you you kind of
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jazz up the script a little bit. But it's still good,
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still fun to watch. So I'm still here.
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For Yeah, I watch the first of the episodes, isn't it?
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I dug the second episode? What they did with the
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second episode was pretty cool.
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Which which episode was that?
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That was with? Do you Beilee getting the show off?
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Why she she deserves to be the team?
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Yeah? Yeah, Yeah that was dope.
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Yeah that was dope.
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That was dope. Yeah, she generally doesn't get a lot
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of credit, but yeah, that was cool. All right.
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Uh.
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Then, lastly, Mike and I have seen Supergirl and Mike
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on a scale of one to three out of ten,
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where do you land it? It's not It's not that bad.
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It's not.
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H Yeah, it's a movie. I didn't hate it, but
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I didn't hate it. I don't know where, well, I
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know where like the visceral hate is coming from. It's good,
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yeah girl, but like if you, if you, it's hard
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to talk about movies like this in the day and
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age that we live in because, like I don't I
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wasn't a fan of that movie, but not for the
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reason that like people are shitting on it.
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For I wasn't a.
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Fan of this movie just because tonally is kind of
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it's kind of all over the place, totally like it
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wants to be like the super serious, like you know,
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it wants to be true grit, right, but at the same.
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Time, it's.
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You know, Lobos in it for literally no reason, like
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no reason whatsoever is Lobos in it? Because all the
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movie stars a girl, and we got to get guys
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to go see it, So let's put Lobo in it.
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Yeah, that's exactly what that feels like, like he serves
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he serves absolutely no purpose whatsoever.
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You know, the it it it has the problem that
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a lot of people who like a lot of poor
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writers who write Superman, well, a lot of people who
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don't read Superman, they there they can't fathom, like, well,
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I hate Superman because he's super and he nothing can
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hurts him. Right, So, and if you read Superman, it's
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not about like just being in vulnerable, like there are
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a lot of other things that you can do with
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that character. I don't think they do that with this character. Instead,
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they come up with just those most stupid contrivances to
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depower Supergirl, only to reverse it and okay, now you
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got your powers again, like it's it's it's it's weird
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and like one or two times is fine, But like
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pick a lane, like if you want this character to
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kind of kind of show that, like she is a
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hero with even if she didn't have these powers, that's fine,
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or like make her fucking balls to the wall, like, nah,
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you can't stop me, nobody can fucking stop me. But
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like they keep flip flopping, and I just don't, I
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just don't understand it. Look, Millie Alcock is fine as
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as Supergirl. I actually like the take, right, Like she
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she goes from one place to another place, right, she
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has a little mini arc, right, But some of the
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stuff they do at the end, I don't. I don't
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necessarily agree with. Look, the kid that she is kind
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of like that she's helping. I mean that kid is
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like straight out of Game of Thrones. She just doesn't
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seem like she fits this world. No, it's she's she's
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like a she's like a g rated Aria start. And
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it just doesn't it doesn't feel right in this in
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this fake ass Guardians of the Galaxy movie, and it's.
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I mean, quite honestly, that's exactly what it feels like.
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It feels like leftover scraps from a Guardians of the
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Galaxy script in a lot of ways.
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Yeah, man, it just is I'm very disappointed. Look, I
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didn't need this thing to be Superman, right, I didn't
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need this to be like, hey we're on Earth, Hey
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we're doing this. It's also kind of gross, like all right,
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all right, you know at one point we see her
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take a piss, like, all right.
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You don't need to do that. What is what are
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what is the obsession? Like this is this is my issue,
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like Micah's issue with the obsession of monkeys, right, Like,
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what is the obsession with showing women and men going
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to the bathroom to take a piss? It is unnecessary.
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I'm going in the bathroom. Smash cut to the next scene.
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00:28:50.680 --> 00:28:54.359
We don't need all on a second. You don't need
478
00:28:54.440 --> 00:28:57.480
to I hate it. I hate it. I don't need
479
00:28:57.519 --> 00:29:01.759
to hear pissed with the bowl. I don't need sality.
480
00:29:02.119 --> 00:29:06.640
I cannot see it. God damn it. What Hollywood?
481
00:29:06.680 --> 00:29:08.000
What is wrong? Is it?
482
00:29:08.039 --> 00:29:09.240
Is it done for humor?
483
00:29:10.599 --> 00:29:13.160
Yeah? No, it's not, I mean not The scene is
484
00:29:13.440 --> 00:29:15.680
like it's just like I don't give a fuck. It's
485
00:29:16.160 --> 00:29:18.759
it's not exactly toilet humor. But it's not necessarily a
486
00:29:18.759 --> 00:29:19.599
serious scene.
487
00:29:20.559 --> 00:29:22.960
It's not a serious scene, but it's not it's not
488
00:29:23.160 --> 00:29:27.599
needed like it's not like it's really it's just not needed, right,
489
00:29:28.319 --> 00:29:30.839
And you know some of the stuff, like some of
490
00:29:30.839 --> 00:29:36.240
the stuff where like, oh, okay, um, we gotta we
491
00:29:36.319 --> 00:29:40.079
gotta save my dog. Right, That's the only reason I'm
492
00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:44.279
gonna help you is because these pirates who are killing
493
00:29:44.279 --> 00:29:48.680
indiscriminately decide not to kill out my dog outright. They
494
00:29:48.680 --> 00:29:50.480
decide that they want to shoot him with a poisoned
495
00:29:50.559 --> 00:29:52.799
dart instead of a fucking bullet. And now I have
496
00:29:52.839 --> 00:29:56.680
an arbitrary amount of time to get the antidote which
497
00:29:56.680 --> 00:29:59.799
he just happens to have on his person at all times.
498
00:30:00.160 --> 00:30:02.359
And it's just like, yo, this is this is the
499
00:30:02.400 --> 00:30:06.759
definition of contrived. And then the villain, the villain is
500
00:30:06.839 --> 00:30:14.359
like like I barely remember his name. He's like Kim
501
00:30:14.960 --> 00:30:19.720
the Soul the Soulful Musician or some ship. I don't know.
502
00:30:20.160 --> 00:30:26.359
He's fucking He's just a guy, Yo, He's just a guy.
503
00:30:26.440 --> 00:30:29.519
He's just a pirate. He's just a pirate who kills
504
00:30:29.599 --> 00:30:34.960
people for no reason. And and I get it, like
505
00:30:35.200 --> 00:30:37.359
that can be you can have that type of character
506
00:30:37.400 --> 00:30:37.960
in a movie.
507
00:30:38.720 --> 00:30:40.519
He's just not interesting enough.
508
00:30:40.279 --> 00:30:41.759
To be the main villain.
509
00:30:42.640 --> 00:30:45.839
And he looks like a character from Guardians to the Galaxy.
510
00:30:45.920 --> 00:30:47.200
He quite literally he does.
511
00:30:47.799 --> 00:30:50.680
He does, and he actually he acts like a fucking reaver,
512
00:30:51.480 --> 00:30:53.119
right yeah, and he's just.
513
00:30:54.799 --> 00:30:58.720
You know, it's not just it's not.
514
00:31:00.519 --> 00:31:02.519
I didn't. I didn't really. I wasn't a big fan
515
00:31:02.559 --> 00:31:04.079
of the Superman movie.
516
00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:06.559
I don't think, Well, you're definitely not like that.
517
00:31:07.079 --> 00:31:09.279
No, you're not gonna like this, And this is like
518
00:31:09.319 --> 00:31:10.880
I thought it was fine, but I'm like, I wasn't
519
00:31:10.880 --> 00:31:11.720
blown away by it.
520
00:31:11.880 --> 00:31:15.160
Yeah, it's it's totally very different than that. In fairness,
521
00:31:16.519 --> 00:31:21.279
what this movie felt like to me was it felt
522
00:31:21.359 --> 00:31:24.400
like an early two thousands comic book movie where you
523
00:31:24.440 --> 00:31:26.720
don't see the hero in the suit until the end,
524
00:31:26.839 --> 00:31:29.559
type of shit, which pisces me off. I'm like, we
525
00:31:29.599 --> 00:31:32.960
are way past that. I hate that. Like I've already
526
00:31:32.960 --> 00:31:36.279
bought the ticket, dude, I know they dressed like buffoons.
527
00:31:36.640 --> 00:31:39.839
That's the point. Like, I know Iron Man is flying
528
00:31:39.880 --> 00:31:42.519
around in a tunic. Can I get it? I'm I'm
529
00:31:42.559 --> 00:31:44.279
here for that. Just put him in the tunic? Can
530
00:31:44.359 --> 00:31:47.519
I don't need you to like, let me justify it? So, like,
531
00:31:47.680 --> 00:31:49.240
are you sure you're okay with it? Are you sure
532
00:31:49.240 --> 00:31:50.160
you're okay with it too?
533
00:31:50.359 --> 00:31:52.240
I know it looks. I know it looks. I know
534
00:31:52.279 --> 00:31:54.799
it looks a little silly. But it's to show people
535
00:31:54.799 --> 00:31:55.319
that we're good.
536
00:31:55.559 --> 00:31:56.160
I know why.
537
00:31:56.400 --> 00:31:57.000
I know why.
538
00:31:57.359 --> 00:32:00.240
We already discussed this. We already discussed it, like let's
539
00:32:00.240 --> 00:32:02.960
go put the ship on, and even in that scene,
540
00:32:03.039 --> 00:32:06.240
even in that scene. Oh, I just I just brought
541
00:32:06.359 --> 00:32:09.279
it because I thought that you might want to wear it,
542
00:32:09.680 --> 00:32:12.839
Like why why would I want to wear it? Why
543
00:32:12.880 --> 00:32:13.839
would I need to wear it?
544
00:32:13.880 --> 00:32:17.720
Wow, I don't have time for a fucking costume change.
545
00:32:18.039 --> 00:32:21.640
My powers are being debilitated by all green sun nidda.
546
00:32:21.960 --> 00:32:26.079
I don't have time to do a wardrobe change to
547
00:32:26.160 --> 00:32:28.079
come to the fucking climactic battle.
548
00:32:28.799 --> 00:32:33.400
I just but in fact, she did, she did contract. Yeah,
549
00:32:33.599 --> 00:32:35.440
it's very contructive. I don't I don't think it's a
550
00:32:35.480 --> 00:32:40.000
particularly I don't think it's a particularly well written script.
551
00:32:40.319 --> 00:32:44.839
To your point, I think Millie Olcock is uh, totally fine.
552
00:32:44.880 --> 00:32:47.359
I don't think the problem with is with her, Like
553
00:32:47.480 --> 00:32:50.160
people are attacking her whatever because she's the face of
554
00:32:50.200 --> 00:32:52.079
the movie. Get the fuck out of here. I hate
555
00:32:52.079 --> 00:32:54.680
that stupid shit. Like, if an actor is legitimately bad,
556
00:32:54.720 --> 00:32:57.839
that's one thing. She's not the problem and suddenly you
557
00:32:57.880 --> 00:32:59.880
guys all hate her, but you didn't hate her when
558
00:32:59.880 --> 00:33:03.359
you playing a little girl in Game of Thrones. Curious
559
00:33:05.359 --> 00:33:09.079
you're all a bunch of fucking pedophile perverts, and so
560
00:33:09.319 --> 00:33:12.279
like that is a thing. I saw people going after
561
00:33:12.400 --> 00:33:15.200
James Gunn because James Gunn said like, hey, he's really
562
00:33:15.200 --> 00:33:16.960
excited about the movie. He thinks the movie is really good,
563
00:33:16.960 --> 00:33:18.799
like ahead of the movie coming out, and they're like,
564
00:33:18.960 --> 00:33:21.160
James Gunn lied to us. Let me give you, let
565
00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:24.519
me let me uh put you on point here for
566
00:33:24.559 --> 00:33:27.839
a second. James Gunn is also running a business, and
567
00:33:27.880 --> 00:33:29.920
it wouldn't it wouldn't behoove him to come out and
568
00:33:30.000 --> 00:33:33.839
be like, hey, this movie, you're gonna pay the same, right,
569
00:33:38.839 --> 00:33:40.160
and you're not staying wrestling.
570
00:33:40.279 --> 00:33:43.640
Oh hello, it's the new era and we we're gonna
571
00:33:44.599 --> 00:33:48.039
this is gonna be the best wrestlemedia ever.
572
00:33:49.799 --> 00:33:53.240
Like all right, yeah, all right, shut the fuck up. Right,
573
00:33:53.279 --> 00:33:55.039
that's there, But that's a part of his job. He's
574
00:33:55.079 --> 00:33:57.440
not the job. Like I hate. I saw someone he
575
00:33:57.519 --> 00:33:59.480
was like, can we really trust James Gunn? You can't
576
00:33:59.480 --> 00:34:01.720
trust any one who works for a company. Of course,
577
00:34:01.720 --> 00:34:03.519
they're gonna tell you it's the best thing ever. What
578
00:34:03.519 --> 00:34:06.079
are you an idiot? Like you need a spelled out
579
00:34:06.119 --> 00:34:10.000
for you? This is what marketing is. Okay, congratulations, you're
580
00:34:10.039 --> 00:34:13.159
forty years old and you still don't understand this. Check
581
00:34:13.199 --> 00:34:18.119
your pulse. Are you alive, fucking idiot? So yeah, the movie,
582
00:34:18.599 --> 00:34:22.000
to me, the movie just does not reach the caliber
583
00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:25.159
that I was hoping it would it. I just I
584
00:34:25.159 --> 00:34:27.559
don't think it's written well. I think the pacing is
585
00:34:27.599 --> 00:34:31.360
really weird. I think the lighting is very weird at times.
586
00:34:32.920 --> 00:34:35.800
This guy was trying to do his best job at
587
00:34:35.880 --> 00:34:39.239
aping James Gunn style. You're not James Gunn. Just make
588
00:34:39.280 --> 00:34:41.880
your own movie, right, Like, just don't try to do
589
00:34:41.960 --> 00:34:42.480
his movie.
590
00:34:42.679 --> 00:34:43.599
Do your movie.
591
00:34:43.800 --> 00:34:47.199
They do a bad job of trying to ba The
592
00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:51.079
thing that gun is really good at is balancing character
593
00:34:51.159 --> 00:34:55.719
development with action beats, right, Like he's really good at that.
594
00:34:56.000 --> 00:34:58.440
This movie is not good at that, Like it spends
595
00:34:58.480 --> 00:35:02.880
so much time trying to develop a Supergirl as a
596
00:35:03.000 --> 00:35:07.760
character poorly, I might add, and you're like, where's the
597
00:35:07.840 --> 00:35:11.000
movie where's the part where the punching comes in? Right?
598
00:35:11.079 --> 00:35:15.239
Like it's there's such long moments in the long spots
599
00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:17.559
of time in the movie that nothing is happening that
600
00:35:17.599 --> 00:35:21.360
is particularly interesting, Like it's just not the best. I mean,
601
00:35:21.400 --> 00:35:24.400
the best scene to me is a scene where she
602
00:35:24.440 --> 00:35:27.320
gets Jenison out of that like that bus, that space
603
00:35:27.400 --> 00:35:30.559
bus and kind of dies in space and you see
604
00:35:31.000 --> 00:35:33.239
the yellow sun rise over that planet and she gets
605
00:35:33.280 --> 00:35:35.840
her powers back. That scene was dope. It would have
606
00:35:35.840 --> 00:35:38.199
been cool if she was in the fucking costume, I
607
00:35:38.280 --> 00:35:41.880
might add, But she's just like in a leather jacket
608
00:35:41.880 --> 00:35:44.920
and we're like, all right, well, who's that flying girl? Right,
609
00:35:45.159 --> 00:35:46.800
Like you could just put her in the costume and
610
00:35:46.840 --> 00:35:48.480
she's got the leather jacket on top of it, like
611
00:35:48.480 --> 00:35:51.079
that could have been her her outfit the entire time, right,
612
00:35:51.119 --> 00:35:52.880
And then like in the final scene she takes some
613
00:35:52.960 --> 00:35:55.199
jacket off or whatever, like but you see the costume
614
00:35:55.440 --> 00:35:57.880
and maybe people like b dixa like what the fuck
615
00:35:57.880 --> 00:36:01.239
are you wearing? Weird though said. But then the other
616
00:36:01.280 --> 00:36:03.320
thing that I did not like is a try to
617
00:36:03.400 --> 00:36:08.400
ham fist in this like human trafficking story or like.
618
00:36:08.639 --> 00:36:11.760
Yes, it was like all of a sudden, here's mad
619
00:36:11.880 --> 00:36:15.159
Max has got into the galaxy means mad Max, right,
620
00:36:15.159 --> 00:36:17.920
they were like, oh, they're trafficking these these girls, and
621
00:36:18.000 --> 00:36:21.400
so like I get it, and I'm not I'm not
622
00:36:21.599 --> 00:36:24.480
mad at the thought process of like, hey, you've got
623
00:36:24.480 --> 00:36:29.239
this female hero, why don't you, why don't you do something?
624
00:36:29.400 --> 00:36:32.239
You know that's showing like you know, these men are
625
00:36:32.239 --> 00:36:35.719
being brutal. You know, let's handle that. If you're gonna
626
00:36:35.800 --> 00:36:39.039
do it, do like Gun did and Superman make a
627
00:36:39.159 --> 00:36:46.119
very very vague, very thinly uh layered analogy of the
628
00:36:46.280 --> 00:36:49.679
war in Kaza like where he threw a fucking net
629
00:36:49.679 --> 00:36:52.760
and Yahoo to his death right, like do a thinly
630
00:36:52.880 --> 00:36:55.400
veiled thing about like the Epstein Files type of thing,
631
00:36:55.440 --> 00:36:57.320
like if you're gonna do it, go for it. They
632
00:36:57.360 --> 00:37:02.920
were just like, we don't want to. We don't want
633
00:37:02.920 --> 00:37:04.880
to dive in too much. It's like Black Widow when
634
00:37:04.880 --> 00:37:06.960
they when they had that, like that same sort of
635
00:37:07.199 --> 00:37:11.480
storyline with the villain of like abusing girls and you're like, yeah,
636
00:37:11.480 --> 00:37:13.360
would you just cram that in for like two seconds
637
00:37:13.400 --> 00:37:14.880
at the end, And it was like it didn't have
638
00:37:14.920 --> 00:37:17.239
any umph to it, like if you had had that
639
00:37:17.400 --> 00:37:20.559
thread going throughout, but you didn't. It was just like
640
00:37:20.599 --> 00:37:22.760
they just were like, we need something and fucking tack
641
00:37:22.800 --> 00:37:27.440
this shit on. So yeah, no, no, no. A lot
642
00:37:27.480 --> 00:37:29.159
of people were saying like, oh, is this the end
643
00:37:29.440 --> 00:37:35.719
for James Guns DC, Calm down, it's just relax. There's
644
00:37:35.880 --> 00:37:38.159
way too much Internet ink being spilled over this ship.
645
00:37:38.920 --> 00:37:41.000
If this is gonna be the end, Bro, you got
646
00:37:41.039 --> 00:37:44.400
clay Face coming out like chill, Chill, cho cho like
647
00:37:44.400 --> 00:37:46.159
you're fine. Also, I think clay Face is going to
648
00:37:46.199 --> 00:37:49.039
do incredibly well because it looks like it's doing its
649
00:37:49.079 --> 00:37:52.159
own thing. And if you're going again, don't try to
650
00:37:52.199 --> 00:37:54.880
copy James gun style. Just do your own style of movie.
651
00:37:54.920 --> 00:37:57.360
That's like, and if they had done that, that probably
652
00:37:57.360 --> 00:37:59.280
would this movie would have gone over better. But you
653
00:37:59.320 --> 00:38:03.079
also need a better you need a better villain. This
654
00:38:03.079 --> 00:38:06.599
this the script was half baked, It wasn't it wasn't done,
655
00:38:06.840 --> 00:38:09.880
and they should have never rolled cameras on this until
656
00:38:09.920 --> 00:38:13.599
this script was much much better. So I'm still baffled.
657
00:38:13.719 --> 00:38:17.199
I'm still baffled that they chose this character to follow
658
00:38:17.320 --> 00:38:17.599
up with.
659
00:38:18.679 --> 00:38:21.119
That's at about to add why did they do Supergirl
660
00:38:21.519 --> 00:38:22.559
as the second movie?
661
00:38:23.599 --> 00:38:28.480
It seems yeah, similar of characters to me, right, Like
662
00:38:28.559 --> 00:38:31.519
I get I I I understand.
663
00:38:31.199 --> 00:38:33.800
Even not wanting to do Batman or Wonder Woman, right
664
00:38:33.920 --> 00:38:37.400
because like you want to you there are other characters, right,
665
00:38:37.719 --> 00:38:39.480
and you want to really get those two.
666
00:38:39.440 --> 00:38:41.199
Characters, right, But.
667
00:38:42.639 --> 00:38:45.119
Yeah, I don't. I don't know, man, it just it just.
668
00:38:46.719 --> 00:38:49.079
It just seemed kind of I would I would have
669
00:38:49.079 --> 00:38:53.320
gone with someone who is a tad bit more mainstream.
670
00:38:53.840 --> 00:38:57.880
Everyone knows of Supergirl, but people don't know Supergirl, right.
671
00:38:57.800 --> 00:39:00.320
Most people have never seen that movie, the movie from
672
00:39:00.360 --> 00:39:04.599
the eighties. They they know they know that TV.
673
00:39:04.440 --> 00:39:09.159
Show that that was on that you know, that's that's
674
00:39:09.159 --> 00:39:13.639
what people recognize. Yeah, that's what they recognize Supergirl.
675
00:39:14.880 --> 00:39:15.719
And I know this.
676
00:39:15.679 --> 00:39:22.039
Because all the all the fucking asshole dudes were like, dude,
677
00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:27.559
we should have got Sydney Sweeney and and Vanessa Melissa
678
00:39:27.719 --> 00:39:30.440
Benoist or whatever the fuck her name is to be
679
00:39:30.559 --> 00:39:33.320
Supergirl because she because I want to fuck her and
680
00:39:33.400 --> 00:39:39.440
not this other chick. And it's and like and like
681
00:39:39.480 --> 00:39:41.400
we're not a part of that. But like at the
682
00:39:41.440 --> 00:39:44.599
same time, like I'm not gonna like pretend I like
683
00:39:44.639 --> 00:39:48.960
a movie just because you know, assholes don't like it,
684
00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:49.639
you know what I mean?
685
00:39:49.760 --> 00:39:52.480
Like right, right, No, Look, they don't like it because
686
00:39:52.480 --> 00:39:54.480
they're shitty pieces of ship. I don't like it because
687
00:39:54.480 --> 00:39:58.719
I know about movies. That's the difference. I understand. How
688
00:39:58.760 --> 00:40:03.239
movies are made. Yeah, I just do better. But here's
689
00:40:03.280 --> 00:40:05.840
the thing. I don't think you should toss the character
690
00:40:05.920 --> 00:40:08.480
and like she never shows up and stuff. Bring her
691
00:40:08.519 --> 00:40:12.599
back in other things. It's fine, but this, this was
692
00:40:12.639 --> 00:40:15.239
not a good outing for her, Like it would be
693
00:40:15.239 --> 00:40:17.719
a really good idea, like if you could work her
694
00:40:17.719 --> 00:40:20.840
maybe into Man of Steel or manis feel mana tomorrow,
695
00:40:20.920 --> 00:40:22.559
if you can work that character in a little bit.
696
00:40:22.599 --> 00:40:24.280
She'd have to be a big character, but give her
697
00:40:24.320 --> 00:40:27.039
like a little redemption moment. That would be smart if
698
00:40:27.079 --> 00:40:30.800
you haven't already fully like that movie's like a script
699
00:40:30.880 --> 00:40:34.199
is locked if it's not put her in there. Just
700
00:40:34.199 --> 00:40:36.320
give her like good good five minutes or her and
701
00:40:36.519 --> 00:40:39.159
Superman like kick an ass together. People would be like,
702
00:40:39.239 --> 00:40:41.280
all right, I kind of like that, and you're good.
703
00:40:41.440 --> 00:40:43.360
You're good, but you gotta do something to redeem her.
704
00:40:43.440 --> 00:40:45.880
Don't leave her on the shelf because this will then
705
00:40:45.920 --> 00:40:48.519
become the narrative of what she is, and that's not good.
706
00:40:49.159 --> 00:40:52.719
Like marvel Is fucked that up with with she Hulk
707
00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:55.000
by not putting her in something else, Like all right,
708
00:40:55.039 --> 00:40:56.880
the series was okay, and it was kind of middling.
709
00:40:56.960 --> 00:40:58.679
You need to put her in something else. To kind
710
00:40:58.679 --> 00:41:00.719
of redeem that character so you can move forward. It
711
00:41:00.719 --> 00:41:02.440
should she should not have set on the shelf this long.
712
00:41:02.559 --> 00:41:05.920
That's stupid. But she'll be in I think she's in Doomsday,
713
00:41:05.960 --> 00:41:10.400
so that's fine, all right, Uh topics this week, I
714
00:41:10.440 --> 00:41:11.280
can take it away.
715
00:41:13.119 --> 00:41:17.320
Right, Uh, Danny McBride, he wrote a he wrote a
716
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G I. Joe movie. Uh, and it won't be a comedy. Uh,
717
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Danny button. Earlier this year, the Trades reported that Paramount
718
00:41:25.760 --> 00:41:29.079
Pictures were developing two potential G I. Joe movies, one
719
00:41:29.079 --> 00:41:32.800
from The Righteous Gemstone creator Dan McBride and another from
720
00:41:32.800 --> 00:41:36.519
a sex pest Transformers the Rise of the Beast director
721
00:41:36.800 --> 00:41:42.760
Steven cape Ole Jr. His Transformers slash G I. Joe
722
00:41:42.800 --> 00:41:45.239
crossover is still being considered.
723
00:41:45.280 --> 00:41:52.199
But yeah, yeah, yeah, that guy wrote fairy lives don't
724
00:41:52.239 --> 00:41:52.880
matter today.
725
00:41:53.960 --> 00:41:59.000
He wrote that he wrote that down and had Will
726
00:41:59.000 --> 00:42:00.079
Smith say it.
727
00:42:01.760 --> 00:42:04.480
Kavil Libils was in that bullshit ass movie, all right.
728
00:42:06.639 --> 00:42:09.599
It sees McBride's reboot will be the first cross finish
729
00:42:09.679 --> 00:42:13.559
line and hit the theaters. In an interview with Josh Horowitz,
730
00:42:14.119 --> 00:42:17.639
the actor and filmmaker confirmed that the script is complete
731
00:42:17.960 --> 00:42:23.480
and revealed that he plans that plans for filming beginning
732
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twenty twenty seven. Quote, I've written the script. Yes, I'm
733
00:42:26.599 --> 00:42:29.119
stoked about it. I'm really fired up about the script.
734
00:42:29.280 --> 00:42:31.840
Paramount seems to be fired up about it, so we're
735
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shooting it next year. It was definitely the cartoons and
736
00:42:34.960 --> 00:42:37.559
the comics. GIA Joe was my thing when I was
737
00:42:37.599 --> 00:42:40.159
a kid. I liked it more than Star Wars, more
738
00:42:40.199 --> 00:42:42.880
than anything. I love G I Joe. I still have
739
00:42:43.079 --> 00:42:45.079
all the characters. I tried to give him a Gjoe
740
00:42:45.119 --> 00:42:48.559
collection to my son. He wasn't interested. You know who
741
00:42:48.639 --> 00:42:49.199
was interested?
742
00:42:49.400 --> 00:42:50.000
My daughter?
743
00:42:50.360 --> 00:42:54.800
She who likes robots, That's who. That's who plays with
744
00:42:55.000 --> 00:42:58.679
Gung Ho and Snake Eyes in the shower. First of all,
745
00:42:58.840 --> 00:43:01.519
as a person who collects action figures, why are you letting.
746
00:43:01.320 --> 00:43:05.440
The kid play with them in the fucking show? I
747
00:43:05.480 --> 00:43:05.800
don't know.
748
00:43:07.159 --> 00:43:11.039
Revealing that he initially approached Paramount with quote an idea
749
00:43:11.239 --> 00:43:15.480
for a Dreadnocks movie, McBride went to explain to the
750
00:43:15.519 --> 00:43:19.360
studio uh that they wanted to relaunch G I Joe
751
00:43:19.360 --> 00:43:23.840
before committing to a project revolving around the fucking Dreadnocks. Yeah,
752
00:43:23.880 --> 00:43:26.800
blow like you're not gonna get a Dreadnocks movie off
753
00:43:26.840 --> 00:43:28.960
the ground before G I Joe.
754
00:43:29.639 --> 00:43:34.280
What the fuck the.
755
00:43:32.920 --> 00:43:38.960
Exactly there very there's some very specific characters in there
756
00:43:38.960 --> 00:43:40.880
are a bunch of there are a bunch of mercenaries
757
00:43:41.199 --> 00:43:44.159
who in the G I Jim universe, they're.
758
00:43:44.000 --> 00:43:46.280
Like, you know, there's G I Joe, there's Cobra the
759
00:43:46.360 --> 00:43:50.360
enemy fighting, and then there's there's there's there's the Dreadnocks
760
00:43:50.800 --> 00:43:53.960
with like Zartan and and and then there's there's like
761
00:43:54.000 --> 00:43:59.400
the the super Cobra like wing of the of the
762
00:43:59.440 --> 00:44:02.280
group where they really take that snake ship to a
763
00:44:02.840 --> 00:44:03.519
whole another.
764
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Yeah.
765
00:44:10.800 --> 00:44:16.840
Uh, Jeff Fradley and John Carr Carcieri, I don't know.
766
00:44:17.440 --> 00:44:21.000
It's Italian. John Italian name who wrote a lot of
767
00:44:21.000 --> 00:44:25.119
the Righteous Gemstones. We sat down and we cracked something
768
00:44:25.119 --> 00:44:27.920
that we really love a lot. Weirdly, it grounds G
769
00:44:28.039 --> 00:44:31.599
I Joe. It's not a comedy. It's suspense and action,
770
00:44:31.679 --> 00:44:33.280
and I think it's going to be a lot of fun.
771
00:44:35.119 --> 00:44:38.400
You're following Duke and a group of other Joes. Uh.
772
00:44:38.519 --> 00:44:41.760
There's that town in the comics of Springfield, which is
773
00:44:41.840 --> 00:44:45.760
a town that's secretly all Cobra. That's where our film
774
00:44:45.800 --> 00:44:48.840
takes place. We have some pretty interesting people lined up
775
00:44:48.840 --> 00:44:50.480
to be in it. I don't want to get ahead
776
00:44:50.480 --> 00:44:52.159
of myself, but it looks like it's going to be
777
00:44:52.199 --> 00:44:58.000
pretty fun. Look, man, I I'm fine with this.
778
00:44:58.239 --> 00:45:04.400
Like g I Joe is you know, like what if
779
00:45:04.440 --> 00:45:06.519
what if the un had a police force?
780
00:45:07.119 --> 00:45:12.519
Right and and everyone has their own gimmicks and stuff,
781
00:45:13.119 --> 00:45:13.800
and I get it.
782
00:45:13.920 --> 00:45:14.519
I like it.
783
00:45:14.840 --> 00:45:17.840
There was this one jia Jo anime called Jiajo I
784
00:45:17.840 --> 00:45:24.239
think Retaliation or something like that. I would I can't remember.
785
00:45:24.679 --> 00:45:27.639
It was a jia Jo anime and it was dope,
786
00:45:27.760 --> 00:45:31.239
like it took jia Jo super serious, but like it
787
00:45:31.360 --> 00:45:34.840
had that like anime like flare to it. So everything
788
00:45:34.960 --> 00:45:40.519
was like, yeah, it's Jo resolute, all right, Jiajo resolute.
789
00:45:40.599 --> 00:45:40.840
It was.
790
00:45:40.920 --> 00:45:43.480
It was dope, man, It was dope, and it it
791
00:45:43.559 --> 00:45:47.639
wasn't like silly and goofy and stuff like that. But
792
00:45:47.920 --> 00:45:51.599
at the same time, like, look, I'm not saying I
793
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want this to be he man, I'm not saying I
794
00:45:54.239 --> 00:45:58.199
want Cobra Commander to be acting like skeletor right, but
795
00:45:59.199 --> 00:46:03.159
I you know, don't be too serious, be serious, but
796
00:46:03.280 --> 00:46:06.440
like be be a little lighthearted in Okay, I don't.
797
00:46:06.280 --> 00:46:06.840
Need this to be.
798
00:46:06.960 --> 00:46:08.880
I don't need this to be I don't need this
799
00:46:08.960 --> 00:46:11.719
to be Jason Bourne, right, not.
800
00:46:11.840 --> 00:46:13.199
That serious, that would be insane.
801
00:46:13.880 --> 00:46:16.719
But like I would like this to be like a
802
00:46:16.760 --> 00:46:20.880
serious like one of the serious Bond movies right where
803
00:46:20.920 --> 00:46:24.199
it's yeah it's serious, but like there's still that scene
804
00:46:24.199 --> 00:46:27.840
in Q Branch where shit is just kind of funny. Yeah, yeah,
805
00:46:27.880 --> 00:46:29.159
I think that's back to the serious.
806
00:46:29.880 --> 00:46:32.800
Right. Look, here's the thing. One, Danny McBride is a
807
00:46:32.800 --> 00:46:35.119
great choice. Right. I'm glad that he said it's not
808
00:46:35.159 --> 00:46:37.000
a comedy so people because people are like, oh, what
809
00:46:37.159 --> 00:46:40.199
a comedy. Relax, it's not a comedy. The guy is
810
00:46:40.199 --> 00:46:41.159
actually a real talent.
811
00:46:41.599 --> 00:46:45.039
And I mean he did that did the first Halloween
812
00:46:45.079 --> 00:46:46.239
movie remake?
813
00:46:46.360 --> 00:46:50.159
Yeah he did. That's right, he did do that remake. No,
814
00:46:50.280 --> 00:46:52.599
that dude isn't That dude is a real fucking talent.
815
00:46:52.920 --> 00:46:54.760
It's funny because when he first kind of came on
816
00:46:54.800 --> 00:46:56.960
the scene, I just thought he was, like, he's a
817
00:46:56.960 --> 00:46:59.639
funny dude, but like I didn't think I just thought
818
00:46:59.679 --> 00:47:02.000
that was he had a single gimmick. But then you
819
00:47:02.039 --> 00:47:03.960
see all this stuff he's like writing and directing some
820
00:47:03.960 --> 00:47:06.559
of it. No, he's really good and especially Righteous Gemstones
821
00:47:06.679 --> 00:47:09.719
is like really excellent work. Like that show is really
822
00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:12.440
really good. It does a good balance of like I mean,
823
00:47:12.480 --> 00:47:14.559
it's hilarious show, but it's got like some really like
824
00:47:14.880 --> 00:47:18.239
serious dark. Yeah, it's got some really dark parts. Here's
825
00:47:18.239 --> 00:47:20.719
the thing. I saw someone say and I you know what,
826
00:47:21.199 --> 00:47:24.119
I heard it or I read it, and I cannot
827
00:47:24.280 --> 00:47:27.599
I refuse to think of anything else. They were like, look,
828
00:47:27.760 --> 00:47:30.599
this is fine for him to do. I supported everything else.
829
00:47:30.840 --> 00:47:34.320
But if he doesn't put Walton Goggins as Cobra Commander,
830
00:47:34.639 --> 00:47:38.239
what is even the point of doing this? And it's like, yo,
831
00:47:38.320 --> 00:47:41.679
it's correct, Like that is correct. He would be so good,
832
00:47:42.000 --> 00:47:47.239
he would be fucking perfect. He'd be perfect, perfect perfect.
833
00:47:47.519 --> 00:47:51.599
Give him. Look, give Walton Goggins that same costume from G. I.
834
00:47:51.719 --> 00:47:54.039
Joe Retaliation, which is the one with the rock, which
835
00:47:54.119 --> 00:47:57.239
was a terrible fucking movie, was super boring, but Cobra
836
00:47:57.280 --> 00:48:01.199
Commander looked fucking perfect. Give him that suit and let
837
00:48:01.199 --> 00:48:05.360
it be Walton. Come on, man, that like, Hi, whoever
838
00:48:05.440 --> 00:48:07.039
else you want? I don't even give a ship.
839
00:48:07.599 --> 00:48:10.519
Just what with that voice?
840
00:48:11.159 --> 00:48:14.199
He can do other voices? Do you know what? You
841
00:48:14.239 --> 00:48:15.960
know what? You know what? I want him to I
842
00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:21.159
want him to do the same either like either Baby Billy.
843
00:48:21.960 --> 00:48:25.760
Either Baby Billy or his character from Vice Principles, which
844
00:48:25.760 --> 00:48:30.760
is arguably kind of the same. Come out of your
845
00:48:30.920 --> 00:48:34.199
chime In's no, I I look, I would love it.
846
00:48:34.400 --> 00:48:37.400
I think Walt would be awesome as Cobra Commander. I
847
00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:40.920
think it would that would be an inspired choice, absolutely.
848
00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:43.639
But other than that, Tyler the fuck you want?
849
00:48:43.679 --> 00:48:44.400
Who cares?
850
00:48:45.639 --> 00:48:47.679
Yeah, I mean, Comra Command. He's probably a bit of
851
00:48:47.719 --> 00:48:49.360
a racist, right he can just he can just play
852
00:48:49.360 --> 00:48:51.320
his character from the fucking from the Shield.
853
00:48:51.559 --> 00:48:55.079
I mean, like you mentioned the mirrored helmet, but like
854
00:48:55.320 --> 00:48:59.760
his other very iconic look is a hood on his head.
855
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:03.559
So yeah, I think Cobra Commander could possibly play up
856
00:49:03.880 --> 00:49:04.760
be a racist.
857
00:49:05.119 --> 00:49:07.639
Yeah, yeah, I feel like it could work. I feel
858
00:49:07.679 --> 00:49:11.400
like you go so that that's that's my top choice
859
00:49:11.480 --> 00:49:16.519
for a cover commander. All right, Next up, Michael, we
860
00:49:16.559 --> 00:49:17.320
spoke about this.
861
00:49:17.280 --> 00:49:22.800
Briefly, but Absolute Batman is going to become an animated
862
00:49:22.960 --> 00:49:27.960
series from Warner Brothers Animation DC Studios, which I didn't
863
00:49:27.960 --> 00:49:32.360
know that. Yeah, yeah, because like, how you gonna how
864
00:49:32.440 --> 00:49:35.880
you gonna anybody built like Absolute Batman?
865
00:49:36.880 --> 00:49:37.480
You know what I mean?
866
00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:39.679
Yeah, you just got you gotta make that a cartoon
867
00:49:39.760 --> 00:49:44.320
that Nigga is forty seven feet wide, Like he's right.
868
00:49:46.599 --> 00:49:49.400
The comic is being adapted into an animated series and
869
00:49:49.400 --> 00:49:53.199
we'll have the comic creators, writer Zack Snyder and artist
870
00:49:53.280 --> 00:49:59.440
Nick Scott Snyder. Scott Snyder, Yeah.
871
00:49:58.599 --> 00:50:02.599
Huge, huge difference, huge difference, Thank you.
872
00:50:04.119 --> 00:50:08.440
Scott Snyder and artist Nick Dregatta involved in the development.
873
00:50:08.480 --> 00:50:10.719
The series is one of three animated projects that the
874
00:50:10.760 --> 00:50:16.000
show that show in growing DC Oriented Animated slate and
875
00:50:16.039 --> 00:50:19.320
we're part of d C Studios and Water Brothers Animation.
876
00:50:22.679 --> 00:50:27.760
The The others are Joker Laugh Riot, which is being
877
00:50:27.800 --> 00:50:32.599
produced by Jim Krieg, who worked on the recent DC
878
00:50:33.280 --> 00:50:36.559
recent adaptations of d C classics Watchmen and Crisis on
879
00:50:36.639 --> 00:50:45.400
Infinite Earths, and the last one is uh Crypto. I
880
00:50:45.400 --> 00:50:48.480
don't watch I don't give a shit about it for
881
00:50:48.519 --> 00:50:50.480
little kids, like just make it for a little bit.
882
00:50:51.519 --> 00:50:54.599
It looks like it's for little kids. And I'm not
883
00:50:54.599 --> 00:50:57.119
gonna let my little kids watch it because fuck that
884
00:50:57.599 --> 00:51:00.079
they want dogs. Fuck them, they ain't getting.
885
00:51:01.559 --> 00:51:03.239
My daughter can watch it. I don't give a ship.
886
00:51:03.400 --> 00:51:05.599
It's it's fine. I'm not I'm not gonna watch it.
887
00:51:06.320 --> 00:51:08.280
Uh, I'll probably watch it. God damn it.
888
00:51:09.000 --> 00:51:11.599
No, that's cool. Look Absolute Batman as a as a
889
00:51:12.679 --> 00:51:16.119
like make it as dark as like Batman the animated series,
890
00:51:16.239 --> 00:51:19.480
like take it that serious? Or The k Crusader, which
891
00:51:19.480 --> 00:51:23.199
is also excellent, which I think that second season is
892
00:51:23.239 --> 00:51:26.599
coming up soon by the way. Uh yeah, and I'm
893
00:51:26.599 --> 00:51:29.159
here for that. It was so funny. All but all
894
00:51:29.199 --> 00:51:31.119
three of us were like, I don't see that guy
895
00:51:31.159 --> 00:51:33.000
doing the Batman voice very well. No, we watched the
896
00:51:33.000 --> 00:51:34.800
show like this is actually excellent.
897
00:51:34.920 --> 00:51:37.199
He was a man, Oh yeah, you didn't watch it.
898
00:51:37.800 --> 00:51:40.039
He was in I met.
899
00:51:41.440 --> 00:51:44.239
And when yeah see the look.
900
00:51:45.480 --> 00:51:49.440
Nah not watching it here? Okay, yeah, I'm here for
901
00:51:50.039 --> 00:51:52.239
Look if you're gonna do a live action version of this,
902
00:51:52.280 --> 00:51:55.800
which they never will. Alan Richardson is the only person
903
00:51:56.039 --> 00:51:56.880
I can think of who is like.
904
00:51:57.039 --> 00:51:59.880
I'm looking at pictures of the Absolute Batman. This is stupid.
905
00:52:00.519 --> 00:52:03.840
Like he's he's massive, game, dude, he's game?
906
00:52:04.320 --> 00:52:05.760
How told is he supposed to be?
907
00:52:06.239 --> 00:52:09.559
I don't know. Seven feet like this is just it's
908
00:52:09.599 --> 00:52:12.960
it's uh, what's the what's the wrestler who's fucking huge?
909
00:52:13.119 --> 00:52:19.280
The white guy brock Lesner, which oh, okay, that's that's
910
00:52:19.320 --> 00:52:22.039
that's the wrestling ross.
911
00:52:23.519 --> 00:52:26.960
The problem is brock Lessener doesn't have massive legs, which
912
00:52:27.000 --> 00:52:29.760
is very weird because he's so fucking strong with his legs.
913
00:52:29.840 --> 00:52:33.199
Yeah, he could never be he man. No, he's yeah,
914
00:52:33.239 --> 00:52:35.280
he's he's ironically too small.
915
00:52:35.440 --> 00:52:36.159
He's too small.
916
00:52:38.360 --> 00:52:43.079
You can never do it, which is a fucking silly.
917
00:52:43.599 --> 00:52:47.199
It's very they're very dramatic. They're very dramatic. But it's
918
00:52:47.239 --> 00:52:50.679
a good comic. It is. It is pretty fun. Next up,
919
00:52:50.719 --> 00:52:54.960
he Too will start Christian Bale and Leonardo DiCaprio. This
920
00:52:55.119 --> 00:52:59.840
is a prequel sequel of sorts. Baylor is gonna play
921
00:53:00.199 --> 00:53:07.280
and Hannah, who was played by by Al Pacino, and
922
00:53:07.320 --> 00:53:12.239
DiCaprio is going to play Chris Scherless, who was played
923
00:53:12.239 --> 00:53:18.039
by Val Kilmer. So okay, that's fine. I'll be interested
924
00:53:18.119 --> 00:53:20.599
to see what they do. This is this is being
925
00:53:20.800 --> 00:53:22.840
This is based on the sequel that was written by
926
00:53:22.840 --> 00:53:25.559
Michael Man as well. He is directing it, which is
927
00:53:25.639 --> 00:53:32.920
kind of dopey. Yeah, so we'll see, we'll see. I
928
00:53:33.239 --> 00:53:35.360
don't know. I mean, look, I love heat. I think
929
00:53:35.400 --> 00:53:41.119
he's a great movie. Both Bail and DiCaprio both really
930
00:53:41.119 --> 00:53:44.960
good actors. So all right, like I'm in.
931
00:53:45.079 --> 00:53:48.719
This is pretty sounds like a perfect excuse to go
932
00:53:48.840 --> 00:53:49.840
watch Heat again.
933
00:53:50.400 --> 00:53:55.519
Yeah, you had three hours movie is mad Long's mad long,
934
00:53:55.639 --> 00:53:59.800
but it's super good. Yeah, I'm very interested to see
935
00:53:59.800 --> 00:54:05.239
how Bail plays uh Pacino's character, Like, is he gonna
936
00:54:05.239 --> 00:54:07.280
be like she had a gray ass? Like? Is he
937
00:54:07.320 --> 00:54:09.840
gonna is he gonna just be like a complete maniac
938
00:54:10.119 --> 00:54:14.400
like like he was because he's apparently, uh does cocaine
939
00:54:14.400 --> 00:54:16.280
all the time. That's that's apparently a part of that
940
00:54:16.360 --> 00:54:19.920
character's backstory that they just never mentioned. Everyone just thought
941
00:54:20.159 --> 00:54:23.239
was out of his fucking mind. It's like, I want
942
00:54:23.239 --> 00:54:28.639
to go real method guys, ye strong on the meth
943
00:54:28.679 --> 00:54:34.480
part of method. Al Pacino was a luminatic. God, God
944
00:54:34.519 --> 00:54:38.360
love them. What the fuck is this? What the fuck
945
00:54:38.400 --> 00:54:41.000
that you put in my section? You asshole? What is this?
946
00:54:42.679 --> 00:54:45.199
You know I've shown I've shown this to you before.
947
00:54:45.280 --> 00:54:47.519
Oh I didn't. Is there trailer out?
948
00:54:48.039 --> 00:54:48.440
Uh?
949
00:54:49.079 --> 00:54:51.760
So people have seen the trailer. I don't know if
950
00:54:51.760 --> 00:54:53.239
this article has the trailer?
951
00:54:53.440 --> 00:54:55.760
No it does. Did we talk about this? Did we
952
00:54:55.800 --> 00:54:58.519
talk about this last time? No? We didn't. We didn't.
953
00:54:58.920 --> 00:55:00.960
You and I talked about how much we don't give
954
00:55:00.960 --> 00:55:03.320
a fuck. About what happens to Jonathan Major's after we
955
00:55:03.440 --> 00:55:04.000
heard about this?
956
00:55:05.039 --> 00:55:08.400
Yeah, yeah, So Jonathan Majors is going to start in
957
00:55:08.880 --> 00:55:14.800
Run Hide Fight Infidels, the sequel to Run Hide Fight,
958
00:55:16.719 --> 00:55:19.920
and it is being It is being produced by the
959
00:55:20.000 --> 00:55:26.000
Daily Wire. Apparently it is going to be an action
960
00:55:26.159 --> 00:55:29.599
movie from the Conservative Media Brands studio, and it rips
961
00:55:29.639 --> 00:55:34.000
its plot from current headlines and nineteen eighties classics like
962
00:55:34.199 --> 00:55:40.840
Red Dawn and Toy Soldiers. The log line the log
963
00:55:40.960 --> 00:55:42.760
line is.
964
00:55:42.960 --> 00:55:45.559
Hold on, hold on before you read this, Terrence. Have
965
00:55:45.679 --> 00:55:46.599
you heard this before?
966
00:55:50.239 --> 00:55:52.639
I think I kind of like glossed over it when
967
00:55:52.679 --> 00:55:54.519
you got put it in the chat.
968
00:55:54.880 --> 00:55:55.239
Okay.
969
00:55:56.639 --> 00:56:02.320
The log line for Run Hide Fight two Infidels is
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00:56:03.119 --> 00:56:08.480
when radical Islamic terrorists hijack a liberal arts pro Palestine
971
00:56:08.719 --> 00:56:15.079
encampment to enforce barbaric Sharia law on students and execute
972
00:56:15.119 --> 00:56:21.639
infidels in a makeshift What is this Caliphate? A ragtag
973
00:56:21.840 --> 00:56:26.559
band of red blooded students, a security guard tired of
974
00:56:26.599 --> 00:56:31.519
the uncle Tom Smears, and a Delta Force vet must
975
00:56:31.639 --> 00:56:36.440
arm up to save their clueless peers and keep America
976
00:56:36.679 --> 00:56:40.719
from surrendering to the enemy on its own soil. I
977
00:56:40.760 --> 00:56:46.280
am offended having to have read that, not because not
978
00:56:46.400 --> 00:56:54.760
because of the content of the paragraph, but the character
979
00:56:54.920 --> 00:56:57.760
of the person who wrote it.
980
00:56:57.760 --> 00:56:58.639
It is full.
981
00:57:00.800 --> 00:57:03.400
It is I mean, it's just a funch of a
982
00:57:03.440 --> 00:57:08.960
bunch of smug, backhanded bullshit that they think we don't
983
00:57:09.000 --> 00:57:12.679
pick up on. And it's just like, hey, fuck you.
984
00:57:13.599 --> 00:57:16.960
Look look, Micah, if you're just tired of the Uncle
985
00:57:17.000 --> 00:57:20.679
Tom smears, just say it. Okay, like, just say it.
986
00:57:20.679 --> 00:57:26.760
It's fine. I mean, listen to what this like. I
987
00:57:26.800 --> 00:57:28.800
know you read the logline, but I just want to
988
00:57:28.840 --> 00:57:33.239
break down what they're actually saying. On a liberal college campus,
989
00:57:33.559 --> 00:57:37.480
there is a pro Palestinian encampment and then suddenly they
990
00:57:37.480 --> 00:57:42.199
start enforcing Sharia law on people and just killing other students.
991
00:57:45.679 --> 00:57:48.639
And by the way, there Islamic terrorists also, and they
992
00:57:48.679 --> 00:57:51.159
try to have their own makeshift caliphate which is like
993
00:57:52.679 --> 00:57:55.760
kind of like a holy land of sorts. And then
994
00:57:56.000 --> 00:58:01.400
a ragtag group of students and a black security guard
995
00:58:01.599 --> 00:58:04.639
who gets called Uncle Tom all the time at this
996
00:58:04.719 --> 00:58:06.920
liberal college because of course, the liberals are the ones
997
00:58:06.920 --> 00:58:10.599
who are the true liberal, right, okay, all right, yeah
998
00:58:10.679 --> 00:58:13.880
we meanwhile, liberals are arguing about should you say homeless
999
00:58:13.960 --> 00:58:18.239
or not? Fuck off? Like We're not the ones who
1000
00:58:18.239 --> 00:58:20.559
are being racist. I assure you not that there aren't
1001
00:58:20.559 --> 00:58:24.440
white liberal racist there are and a Delta Force VET
1002
00:58:24.880 --> 00:58:28.760
must are must arm up to save their clueless peers
1003
00:58:28.960 --> 00:58:33.679
and keep America her right, all right?
1004
00:58:34.119 --> 00:58:34.400
Alright?
1005
00:58:34.639 --> 00:58:38.199
Like it, Like is Michael Ironside in this? Like is
1006
00:58:38.239 --> 00:58:41.119
he the Delta Force Vet? Like I'll watch it if
1007
00:58:41.159 --> 00:58:44.280
he's in it. Like they should have fallen out of
1008
00:58:44.280 --> 00:58:47.880
a window. I support the fact that these dumb assholes
1009
00:58:47.880 --> 00:58:49.440
fell out of a window a number of months ago.
1010
00:58:49.519 --> 00:58:52.519
Good good, I hope they hurt themselves. This is so stupid.
1011
00:58:54.199 --> 00:58:57.239
Loved the script, he loved the script.
1012
00:58:57.360 --> 00:59:00.280
Yeah, he loved getting paid again. He loved getting paid again.
1013
00:59:00.360 --> 00:59:00.559
Yeah.
1014
00:59:02.679 --> 00:59:07.719
The guy who the guy who likened himself, No, he
1015
00:59:07.800 --> 00:59:11.079
knows he's got at this point. He The thing was
1016
00:59:11.199 --> 00:59:13.840
that frustrates me with Jonathan Major's is I was willing
1017
00:59:13.880 --> 00:59:16.719
to give this guy a fucking shot at coming back, yo.
1018
00:59:17.360 --> 00:59:19.159
But like I can't.
1019
00:59:19.639 --> 00:59:24.159
And this is from the guy who who fancies himself
1020
00:59:24.280 --> 00:59:29.760
the m l K of actors, right, always screaming about
1021
00:59:29.840 --> 00:59:30.480
he needs.
1022
00:59:30.239 --> 00:59:32.400
A coletta, he needs a coletta.
1023
00:59:32.559 --> 00:59:37.159
Right, Yeah, And what the fuck making good? What the
1024
00:59:37.199 --> 00:59:39.920
fuck you're better than this.
1025
00:59:40.000 --> 00:59:41.880
She wouldn't like you, maybe you shouldn't do that. But
1026
00:59:41.920 --> 00:59:43.880
then again, she was in that fucking Beauty and Black,
1027
00:59:43.920 --> 00:59:46.159
but like Divorcing the Black.
1028
00:59:46.199 --> 00:59:49.800
That no, but like no, that's not that's not even
1029
00:59:49.840 --> 00:59:51.440
this bad. That's not even this bad.
1030
00:59:51.480 --> 00:59:57.599
I mean you don't know that yet.
1031
00:59:59.480 --> 01:00:02.039
I I speaking from a madicurans I do not know.
1032
01:00:02.199 --> 01:00:04.599
Yeah, this movie is gonna make money.
1033
01:00:04.599 --> 01:00:07.840
Man, this movie's gonna cost five million dollars, so yeah,
1034
01:00:07.960 --> 01:00:10.960
it'll make his money back. And then so if Citizen
1035
01:00:11.400 --> 01:00:12.880
if Citizen Vigilante.
1036
01:00:12.960 --> 01:00:15.440
I was just about to talk about Citizen Vigilante.
1037
01:00:15.880 --> 01:00:20.639
Yeah, go ahead, man, movie that movie has about like that's.
1038
01:00:20.559 --> 01:00:24.480
About to watch the people or some slightly cannibal or something.
1039
01:00:24.679 --> 01:00:24.920
Yeah.
1040
01:00:25.000 --> 01:00:27.719
Yeah, that movie is also super offensive. But like it's
1041
01:00:27.760 --> 01:00:32.599
got like a ninety plus rating on Rotten to me, Yeah, Matt,
1042
01:00:32.719 --> 01:00:36.480
Matt Map the fucking reviewers. I'm talking about Nigga.
1043
01:00:36.559 --> 01:00:41.159
It's got a percent from critics eight. Yeah, and it's
1044
01:00:41.159 --> 01:00:43.519
got a ninety four percent or Rotten Tomatoes for.
1045
01:00:43.480 --> 01:00:45.760
The Yeah, because people are just and people are like,
1046
01:00:46.119 --> 01:00:47.440
we know the movie is bad, but we don't give
1047
01:00:47.440 --> 01:00:50.639
a fuck. We like the content. People just don't People
1048
01:00:50.679 --> 01:00:53.440
just don't give a fuck anymore. Man, Like it's incredibly racist,
1049
01:00:53.559 --> 01:00:57.880
Like he's killing brown people, just indiscriminately, but not infinitely.
1050
01:00:57.960 --> 01:01:00.000
That they's supposed to be all all the brown peop
1051
01:01:00.119 --> 01:01:03.239
the criminals in England or the fu in the UK.
1052
01:01:04.000 --> 01:01:07.679
So he's like murdering people and it's incredibly violent and
1053
01:01:08.639 --> 01:01:13.039
people seem to like it because brown people are bad.
1054
01:01:13.840 --> 01:01:15.519
Look, I'm looking at some of the.
1055
01:01:16.199 --> 01:01:18.679
Look at the climate we live in, man.
1056
01:01:19.159 --> 01:01:22.119
I'm looking at some of the blurbs from the audience.
1057
01:01:22.199 --> 01:01:25.559
Reviews a bit rough on the cinematic side, but Army
1058
01:01:25.559 --> 01:01:28.960
Hammer was perfect and the message is powerful. Not a
1059
01:01:29.000 --> 01:01:32.400
great movie, but an excellent guide to our future. The
1060
01:01:32.400 --> 01:01:35.000
premise of the movie was spot on. Acting was a
1061
01:01:35.000 --> 01:01:38.000
little stiff, and the cinematography could have been better.
1062
01:01:38.159 --> 01:01:43.599
Like a U Wave ball movie. No, the cinematography is
1063
01:01:43.639 --> 01:01:47.679
absolutely awful. Like no, it was probably of.
1064
01:01:47.639 --> 01:01:51.599
Course, but but Terrence's but to Terrence's point, right, to
1065
01:01:51.679 --> 01:01:56.440
Terrence's point, like these people aren't watching this movie like
1066
01:01:56.559 --> 01:02:01.639
they're they're they're watching this movie. They know it's bad,
1067
01:02:02.400 --> 01:02:07.480
but they're saying, but five stars, you gotta see it
1068
01:02:07.880 --> 01:02:10.519
because of the premise, right, it's off.
1069
01:02:11.239 --> 01:02:12.480
I was about to watch it the other day, and
1070
01:02:12.480 --> 01:02:15.400
I was like, you know what, fucking no, Yeah.
1071
01:02:15.239 --> 01:02:15.719
I don't know.
1072
01:02:16.000 --> 01:02:16.079
No.
1073
01:02:16.159 --> 01:02:19.800
As as Elon Musk endorsed the movie, I was, fuck this.
1074
01:02:20.159 --> 01:02:23.360
Elon Musk put the entire movie on X for like
1075
01:02:23.360 --> 01:02:26.719
twenty four hours or forty eight hours. You could just
1076
01:02:26.760 --> 01:02:32.320
watch it on X because he's a racist, So you know, yeah,
1077
01:02:32.400 --> 01:02:35.079
this is the world we live in. Like it's the same.
1078
01:02:35.679 --> 01:02:37.320
It's gonna be a sequel. It's gonna be a sequel
1079
01:02:37.320 --> 01:02:44.840
to it because did so well, I guess I don't bowl.
1080
01:02:44.920 --> 01:02:48.320
Posting the full length film on X game five million views. Well,
1081
01:02:48.360 --> 01:02:51.079
Elon Musk posting the film garnered more than ten point
1082
01:02:51.119 --> 01:02:54.159
five million views. Following the release of the film on streaming,
1083
01:02:54.159 --> 01:02:56.800
it became number one digital purchase on both Apple TV
1084
01:02:57.000 --> 01:03:00.880
and Prime Video. As of June thirty, twenty twenty six,
1085
01:03:00.920 --> 01:03:03.800
the film is made around six hundred thousand dollars Wow,
1086
01:03:03.880 --> 01:03:07.960
six hundred grand on a two million dollar budget. Yeah,
1087
01:03:08.000 --> 01:03:10.199
your movie fucking stinks, and so do you. Fuck you?
1088
01:03:11.719 --> 01:03:13.519
And fuck Armiy Hammer for being in the movie too.
1089
01:03:13.559 --> 01:03:16.599
Fucking well, he he.
1090
01:03:16.599 --> 01:03:19.400
Ain't got nothing comming his way.
1091
01:03:19.360 --> 01:03:22.199
Ye, Armie Hammers said, there's a quote. There's a quote
1092
01:03:22.199 --> 01:03:24.559
from Armie Hammer or something like said that he'll be
1093
01:03:24.679 --> 01:03:26.719
a guy like he wants to act so badly, he'll
1094
01:03:26.719 --> 01:03:29.480
be in a cat food commercial like he just he
1095
01:03:29.599 --> 01:03:30.880
just wants he just wants work.
1096
01:03:31.639 --> 01:03:37.760
But like you could still tie yourself to something else. Yeah, exactly, exactly,
1097
01:03:38.280 --> 01:03:39.719
you don't have to tie yourself to this ship.
1098
01:03:39.880 --> 01:03:43.480
Like hey, wait, both, when you become a piece of shit,
1099
01:03:44.760 --> 01:03:47.800
you don't get a lot of fucking options. And so
1100
01:03:48.239 --> 01:03:50.559
like people like the Daily Wire would give you those
1101
01:03:50.599 --> 01:03:54.199
fucking opportunities. Man has terrible fucking movies.
1102
01:03:54.440 --> 01:03:57.079
Man, they making seventy four movies a year over on
1103
01:03:57.159 --> 01:04:01.880
two be go call them up. Yeah, man, I don't understand.
1104
01:04:01.920 --> 01:04:06.400
I'm fucking Marcus Houston. He'll put you with something.
1105
01:04:07.199 --> 01:04:07.840
In a weekend.
1106
01:04:10.880 --> 01:04:13.559
That's my thing, right, Like I kind of I kind
1107
01:04:13.559 --> 01:04:16.840
of get Armie Hammer doing this because like, like you know,
1108
01:04:16.840 --> 01:04:19.960
white people don't care about each other, so like I don't,
1109
01:04:20.039 --> 01:04:24.119
I don't unless it's about like shitting on minorities, right,
1110
01:04:24.599 --> 01:04:27.880
but like black people inherently do care about each other, right,
1111
01:04:28.039 --> 01:04:32.679
like to a fault if we're being perfectly honest, right like,
1112
01:04:33.760 --> 01:04:38.800
and so I just don't understand how somebody wouldn't give
1113
01:04:38.840 --> 01:04:43.360
this dude the job. All he he probably had to ask, right,
1114
01:04:44.159 --> 01:04:46.440
like he probably had to, but if he just shopped
1115
01:04:46.480 --> 01:04:47.079
around a bit.
1116
01:04:47.840 --> 01:04:51.320
But to hit your wagon to these to these people is.
1117
01:04:53.000 --> 01:04:57.440
Don't know who these people are, man, they probably the script.
1118
01:04:57.559 --> 01:05:00.000
Probably he can't.
1119
01:05:00.000 --> 01:05:01.920
I bet he does know. I mean he's high. He
1120
01:05:02.000 --> 01:05:05.960
might not, like he.
1121
01:05:05.000 --> 01:05:06.960
Who knows who Daily like we know, Like if you
1122
01:05:07.000 --> 01:05:10.280
ask your parents who the Daily Wire was, he would.
1123
01:05:10.679 --> 01:05:13.639
Right, no, no, that's fair, My parents wouldn't know. But
1124
01:05:13.800 --> 01:05:16.840
when you're an actor, you have an agent, like your
1125
01:05:16.880 --> 01:05:20.000
agent should be like no, yo, these people are not like,
1126
01:05:20.039 --> 01:05:20.559
don't do this.
1127
01:05:20.719 --> 01:05:22.639
Like maybe he doesn't have an agent.
1128
01:05:23.280 --> 01:05:26.360
Maybe not. My guess is he went with them not
1129
01:05:26.480 --> 01:05:28.480
because he doesn't know who they are, but because they
1130
01:05:28.639 --> 01:05:31.519
just provide the biggest check. Look, here's the stupid's getting
1131
01:05:31.559 --> 01:05:35.480
Marvel checks. Like this dude's getting paid by Marvel and shit.
1132
01:05:35.559 --> 01:05:38.320
So he's used to a pretty high salary, I'm sure,
1133
01:05:38.480 --> 01:05:41.440
and they get kicked all the way back down. They're like, yo,
1134
01:05:41.480 --> 01:05:43.280
we'll give you like two million dollars. He's like, oh
1135
01:05:43.320 --> 01:05:47.280
my god, that's like that's so much money. I mean,
1136
01:05:47.320 --> 01:05:52.280
they probably don't even get two five hundred tran right,
1137
01:05:52.360 --> 01:05:55.280
but like you got bills, you got bills and shit
1138
01:05:55.400 --> 01:05:58.119
like that. Yeah, but like how much is it? But
1139
01:05:58.559 --> 01:06:00.519
you could do ten to B movies in weekend and
1140
01:06:00.519 --> 01:06:01.960
get paid the same amount of money.
1141
01:06:03.320 --> 01:06:06.760
Right, and you could probably class up to Jony because
1142
01:06:06.800 --> 01:06:08.960
you're a good actor. Right, That's what I'm saying, Like
1143
01:06:09.159 --> 01:06:11.960
you can above the material, yo.
1144
01:06:12.079 --> 01:06:13.920
You could do like if you did like one t
1145
01:06:14.039 --> 01:06:16.159
B movie, people like, ah, you look at them, do
1146
01:06:16.199 --> 01:06:18.039
a TV movie and then someone's like that was actually
1147
01:06:18.079 --> 01:06:20.360
like pretty good. Like you just start doing a couple
1148
01:06:20.360 --> 01:06:22.119
of them, you start to get like get a little
1149
01:06:22.119 --> 01:06:23.679
bit of momentum. You can get picked up by a
1150
01:06:23.719 --> 01:06:26.000
small studio and move your way back up. You may
1151
01:06:26.079 --> 01:06:29.119
never you're never gonna hit the high, the high like
1152
01:06:29.239 --> 01:06:31.440
Marvel level money anymore. You're just not going to you're
1153
01:06:31.440 --> 01:06:33.320
a black man in Hollywood. That is not gonna happen
1154
01:06:33.360 --> 01:06:36.239
for you. But you might be able to get a
1155
01:06:36.239 --> 01:06:37.880
bunch of like middle ground ship.
1156
01:06:38.760 --> 01:06:41.760
Right, Nick I found the trailer.
1157
01:06:42.079 --> 01:06:43.840
Oh it don't it doesn't show anything.
1158
01:06:45.519 --> 01:06:48.199
Oh the trailer showing up Basically.
1159
01:06:48.559 --> 01:06:53.199
It's just a teaser. It's like a newscast and like
1160
01:06:53.719 --> 01:06:56.440
it doesn't show anything. Trust me, if it did, I
1161
01:06:56.480 --> 01:06:59.199
would have told you this is wha all right.
1162
01:07:00.760 --> 01:07:02.559
I looked at it up by you talking about it
1163
01:07:02.559 --> 01:07:05.639
because I was about the about the send them link.
1164
01:07:05.719 --> 01:07:07.159
But yeah, nothing was on it.
1165
01:07:07.639 --> 01:07:11.320
Somebody commented to the trailer. Let me guess, let me
1166
01:07:11.360 --> 01:07:14.920
guess the plot twist they've done. They dug tunnels under
1167
01:07:14.920 --> 01:07:16.719
the school and the US Army is forced to air
1168
01:07:16.760 --> 01:07:19.159
strike the entire school with tears in their eyes.
1169
01:07:23.599 --> 01:07:26.679
Oh my god, this is good man, this is ridiculous.
1170
01:07:26.679 --> 01:07:29.079
Like again, like I said, he's not gonna be able
1171
01:07:29.119 --> 01:07:31.719
to he's not gonna be at the at the Marvel
1172
01:07:31.800 --> 01:07:33.800
level anymore. But like, what's that? What's the homeboy?
1173
01:07:34.559 --> 01:07:34.679
Uh?
1174
01:07:35.760 --> 01:07:39.639
Andre Holland like he he does like under the Radar ship.
1175
01:07:39.679 --> 01:07:41.840
But he's very good. He's a very good actors, really
1176
01:07:41.880 --> 01:07:42.360
good ship.
1177
01:07:42.440 --> 01:07:43.760
And if you didn't you get.
1178
01:07:43.679 --> 01:07:45.480
To that level, perfectly fine, man.
1179
01:07:46.039 --> 01:07:49.400
Yeah, just keep doing. I mean, I don't understand, I don't.
1180
01:07:49.960 --> 01:07:52.440
I doubt you think Tyler Perry wouldn't put him in
1181
01:07:52.480 --> 01:07:54.280
a movie. I don't think he would. I don't think
1182
01:07:54.320 --> 01:07:56.039
he would exclude him.
1183
01:07:56.239 --> 01:07:58.679
I don't think so. No, he would put him in
1184
01:07:58.679 --> 01:07:58.960
a movie.
1185
01:07:59.039 --> 01:07:59.920
Put him in a movie. A harp.
1186
01:08:00.639 --> 01:08:01.519
He's a good actor.
1187
01:08:02.199 --> 01:08:06.159
He is. Like that's the thing. I'm like, YO, call
1188
01:08:06.239 --> 01:08:08.679
Tyler Perry and be like, bro, whatever you got, I
1189
01:08:08.719 --> 01:08:10.480
want to do it. I want to be involved. Look,
1190
01:08:10.519 --> 01:08:11.639
get on a TV show.
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01:08:11.760 --> 01:08:13.880
Is Tyler Perry is? He will? He will help you
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01:08:13.960 --> 01:08:17.359
out like he does help out black actors. He does.
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01:08:18.239 --> 01:08:20.279
I man, he might have to pay. He might have
1194
01:08:20.319 --> 01:08:22.319
to pay a price that he don't want to pay.
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01:08:22.720 --> 01:08:26.840
If you got to work for Tyler Perry.
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01:08:26.680 --> 01:08:28.479
I don't know what you're trying to get, nigga.
1197
01:08:28.560 --> 01:08:29.560
You know he trying to do that.
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01:08:33.119 --> 01:08:34.399
It's a boondock situation.
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01:08:37.359 --> 01:08:38.319
But yeah, like he couldn't.
1200
01:08:38.520 --> 01:08:44.000
Yeah, if Tyler Perry could hire him. Yeah, so this
1201
01:08:44.840 --> 01:08:49.159
but Daily Wired, You're gonna fuck your whole career. I
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01:08:49.199 --> 01:08:53.000
can't I can't imagine he didn't know any better. That's
1203
01:08:53.000 --> 01:08:58.079
just insane to me. I can't like he I can't
1204
01:08:58.079 --> 01:09:00.359
imagine he knew who they were before he took job.
1205
01:09:01.079 --> 01:09:03.439
Well, this will be a real like I'm trying.
1206
01:09:03.279 --> 01:09:05.000
To give him the benefit of the doubt. Man, I'm really,
1207
01:09:05.039 --> 01:09:05.600
I really am.
1208
01:09:05.960 --> 01:09:09.199
But if this would be he's a super religious dude,
1209
01:09:09.520 --> 01:09:10.279
these are people.
1210
01:09:11.800 --> 01:09:15.279
This will be a real big test on his acting ability.
1211
01:09:15.880 --> 01:09:16.399
That's the weather.
1212
01:09:16.800 --> 01:09:21.960
He can elevate whatever bullshit is shat on a piece
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01:09:22.000 --> 01:09:26.920
of paper and given to him to read, because we'll
1214
01:09:26.960 --> 01:09:28.720
see how good of an actor he is.
1215
01:09:29.199 --> 01:09:30.239
And and.
1216
01:09:32.279 --> 01:09:34.800
I want to see a trailer, like a real trailer.
1217
01:09:35.800 --> 01:09:37.920
I'm not gonna watch this movie, like I'm not even
1218
01:09:37.920 --> 01:09:41.880
gonna steal this but and no, we will not be
1219
01:09:41.920 --> 01:09:44.319
doing this on black and Black. Get the fuck out
1220
01:09:44.319 --> 01:09:48.680
of here. No, but I do want to see a
1221
01:09:48.720 --> 01:09:53.279
trailer to just to see how far the money have fallen.
1222
01:09:54.359 --> 01:09:56.079
And Magazine Dreams was really good.
1223
01:09:56.279 --> 01:09:58.880
He was good in it. It was it was.
1224
01:09:58.880 --> 01:10:03.479
It's a good movie. See what happens when you dumb
1225
01:10:03.520 --> 01:10:05.920
ship are you about? You're about to blow your career
1226
01:10:06.000 --> 01:10:08.479
up for good? Like when you're once you're in this movie.
1227
01:10:09.359 --> 01:10:12.720
That's it, Like you're never gonna come back from this.
1228
01:10:12.279 --> 01:10:15.079
This is this is a terrible idea, but it is
1229
01:10:15.119 --> 01:10:15.560
what it is.
1230
01:10:16.119 --> 01:10:17.800
You want to know what I was just thinking about,
1231
01:10:17.840 --> 01:10:20.520
Like when thinking about this, when you're talking about this guy,
1232
01:10:20.840 --> 01:10:23.680
what he did was fucked up, right, but it wasn't
1233
01:10:23.720 --> 01:10:25.760
the worst thing in the world. I feel like it
1234
01:10:25.800 --> 01:10:27.439
had he and I think it was the fact that
1235
01:10:27.439 --> 01:10:30.039
he did it to a white woman. That's it was
1236
01:10:30.039 --> 01:10:33.960
a black woman. If it was a black woman, he
1237
01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:36.199
wouldn't he wouldn't fall him so far.
1238
01:10:36.319 --> 01:10:38.920
Terrence Howard was in fucking Iron Man and he been
1239
01:10:38.920 --> 01:10:42.640
beating the brakes off at his expoy for fucking years. Yes,
1240
01:10:43.159 --> 01:10:46.000
nobody gives a ship because she's black, which is fucked up.
1241
01:10:46.279 --> 01:10:47.880
That guy should never work again.
1242
01:10:49.000 --> 01:10:51.520
And it wasn't really a well known thing. Honestly before
1243
01:10:51.600 --> 01:10:58.159
that before I don't know. I didn't.
1244
01:10:59.279 --> 01:11:01.720
I didn't the way the way he the way he
1245
01:11:01.840 --> 01:11:04.159
be beating the blanks off of the concept of math
1246
01:11:04.279 --> 01:11:05.159
should prevent.
1247
01:11:04.960 --> 01:11:13.600
Him somehow, just as agreement the flower of knowledge that
1248
01:11:13.640 --> 01:11:16.279
guy's a fucking lunatic, or the fact that he's really
1249
01:11:16.319 --> 01:11:21.159
obsessed with the the incest in Game of Thrones. He
1250
01:11:21.239 --> 01:11:22.560
was like, that's all I can think about. I'm like,
1251
01:11:22.720 --> 01:11:24.439
get us all you could think about while you're watching
1252
01:11:24.439 --> 01:11:26.720
that show. They got dragons in this show. That's all
1253
01:11:26.760 --> 01:11:31.239
you can think about? A fucking whipperd album. Come on, man,
1254
01:11:31.720 --> 01:11:36.399
you're telling on yourself. Look, there's an article here from
1255
01:11:36.680 --> 01:11:39.399
The Hollywood Reporter about sort of the behind the scenes
1256
01:11:39.399 --> 01:11:44.279
creative difference issues with Supergirl. We talked about super Girl enough.
1257
01:11:44.880 --> 01:11:47.199
It's an interesting read. I do think you should go
1258
01:11:47.239 --> 01:11:52.439
ahead and read it basically just quickly. Like the director
1259
01:11:52.520 --> 01:11:55.920
wanted sort of certain you know, music and and certain
1260
01:11:56.000 --> 01:11:59.720
character development issues, like his cut was like eleven minutes
1261
01:11:59.760 --> 01:12:02.319
longer than the one that we got in the theaters.
1262
01:12:02.760 --> 01:12:04.960
Gunn wanted other things and they just couldn't agree. And
1263
01:12:05.000 --> 01:12:08.079
then eventually they just put it out and it did
1264
01:12:08.119 --> 01:12:14.199
what it did, which was not be very good. So there, uh,
1265
01:12:15.359 --> 01:12:19.520
not enough, not much. What the fuck? Brought to you
1266
01:12:19.560 --> 01:12:22.159
by JTD from the Edit That Out podcast, Michael took
1267
01:12:22.159 --> 01:12:22.479
it Away.
1268
01:12:23.479 --> 01:12:26.600
Oyster infused soft serve ice cream will shock your taste
1269
01:12:26.600 --> 01:12:31.359
buds a road diner in this location, so they went
1270
01:12:31.479 --> 01:12:37.000
viral for there truly unusual dessert oyster infused soft serve
1271
01:12:37.119 --> 01:12:42.880
ice cream topped with soy sauce. The combination of milky
1272
01:12:43.079 --> 01:12:46.399
soft serve ice cream and fresh oysters doesn't really sound
1273
01:12:46.479 --> 01:12:49.079
like a match made in heaven, but to those who
1274
01:12:49.119 --> 01:12:53.920
have tried this new summer delight, they claimed that it
1275
01:12:54.039 --> 01:12:55.600
is definitely worth a try.
1276
01:12:57.119 --> 01:13:00.560
Worth a try does not mean it's good. Should try it?
1277
01:13:00.760 --> 01:13:06.760
You should go ahead, get the experience. China.
1278
01:13:08.399 --> 01:13:13.359
That's you, that's your answer China.
1279
01:13:11.520 --> 01:13:14.159
Soy sauce. That's why, because he's racist.
1280
01:13:16.319 --> 01:13:18.720
That's not why I said China. I said it because
1281
01:13:18.760 --> 01:13:21.960
they use oyster sauce. That's what I assumed. But yes,
1282
01:13:22.039 --> 01:13:24.800
also sauce. Didn't the.
1283
01:13:26.640 --> 01:13:28.039
Sauce soy sauce.
1284
01:13:28.239 --> 01:13:31.720
No, I know I'm saying that because they used oysters.
1285
01:13:31.720 --> 01:13:34.840
I assume they infuse with also with the oyster sauce,
1286
01:13:35.399 --> 01:13:36.760
which is delicious.
1287
01:13:36.199 --> 01:13:42.000
But uh, japan.
1288
01:13:45.840 --> 01:13:50.319
Both of both both all racists, and one of you
1289
01:13:50.479 --> 01:13:55.159
is right. Uh it's it's terrence. See this is Japanese.
1290
01:13:55.319 --> 01:13:57.560
This is uh, it was gross. Guys, and you just
1291
01:13:57.640 --> 01:14:01.720
look at this at and uh just tell me if
1292
01:14:01.720 --> 01:14:04.520
you're trying this called oyster.
1293
01:14:04.279 --> 01:14:10.680
Oysters in it? When you said they infuse it with oysters,
1294
01:14:10.720 --> 01:14:13.800
don't like the flavor or not? Just some os.
1295
01:14:15.479 --> 01:14:20.800
Infused a nice We just play some oysters in a
1296
01:14:20.880 --> 01:14:25.199
cone that's not infused. That's why I said oyster sauce.
1297
01:14:25.760 --> 01:14:28.479
So I said oyster sauce. This is this is disgusting,
1298
01:14:28.640 --> 01:14:33.439
like what the full No, absolutely not. I like I
1299
01:14:34.479 --> 01:14:38.079
like oysters. These two things should not be together. You
1300
01:14:38.199 --> 01:14:42.399
like oysters. I've never had oysters. I've never tried. Uh
1301
01:14:42.640 --> 01:14:49.199
never tried oysters. Yeah, the uh, I know, I know, right,
1302
01:14:49.359 --> 01:14:53.479
And I'm because I I can't be.
1303
01:14:53.920 --> 01:14:56.680
I can't be in an area where people are eating
1304
01:14:56.680 --> 01:14:58.479
them because you gotta slurp them.
1305
01:14:58.880 --> 01:15:01.800
And the slurping sound, well.
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01:15:02.319 --> 01:15:04.840
All you all these I don't like slurping sound.
1307
01:15:05.319 --> 01:15:07.840
I hate slurping. I hate it.
1308
01:15:08.319 --> 01:15:09.560
I hate it. I hate it.
1309
01:15:09.600 --> 01:15:10.159
I hate it.
1310
01:15:11.079 --> 01:15:13.399
And and like I gotta get up from the kitchen
1311
01:15:13.520 --> 01:15:17.159
if and if we're eating cereal in in the kitchen
1312
01:15:17.159 --> 01:15:21.159
in the morning, because my son will just yeah, and
1313
01:15:21.199 --> 01:15:24.359
it's just nah, yo, you ain't gotta do all that.
1314
01:15:24.600 --> 01:15:25.560
You ain't gonna do all that.
1315
01:15:25.880 --> 01:15:30.399
You really don't. You really don't. No fighting for oysters. No,
1316
01:15:30.520 --> 01:15:34.439
I would, honestly if it wasn't just if they didn't
1317
01:15:34.479 --> 01:15:37.800
just throw oysters in some fucking ice cream, I might try,
1318
01:15:37.880 --> 01:15:43.560
like actually actually fucking ice cream that that is because
1319
01:15:43.560 --> 01:15:46.359
I do like oysters. Like the salty sweet taste probably
1320
01:15:46.399 --> 01:15:46.960
be pretty good.
1321
01:15:47.479 --> 01:15:50.199
Yeah. Look, if it was like with oyster sauce or
1322
01:15:50.239 --> 01:15:52.359
something like that mixed into the ice cream, I would
1323
01:15:52.359 --> 01:15:55.760
try that. Not with three oysters just smacked up against
1324
01:15:55.760 --> 01:15:59.600
the side. That's that's that's rude. Like this is insalting.
1325
01:15:59.640 --> 01:16:03.079
To me, Oh, that's fucking lazy, nigga. I didn't even
1326
01:16:03.279 --> 01:16:07.840
try to refuse ice cream and then they give you this.
1327
01:16:07.880 --> 01:16:09.640
I'm like, nigga, what the fuck am I looking at
1328
01:16:09.760 --> 01:16:12.439
right now? Do people in Japan know what the word
1329
01:16:12.520 --> 01:16:20.840
infusion means? Apparently not, They're lying seal this. This is
1330
01:16:20.880 --> 01:16:25.880
kind of a disgusting uh sentence. Seafood freshness plus sweet
1331
01:16:25.920 --> 01:16:28.880
milk plus salty soy sauce. That just makes my stomach
1332
01:16:28.880 --> 01:16:32.159
a little uneasy. I have to tell you, like, I
1333
01:16:32.399 --> 01:16:37.399
don't want seafood freshness with milk like that. No, thank you, No,
1334
01:16:37.840 --> 01:16:39.239
all right? Terrence Europe.
1335
01:16:41.119 --> 01:16:44.319
Okay man used a massage gun on his eyes with
1336
01:16:44.479 --> 01:16:45.560
disastrous cons.
1337
01:16:46.439 --> 01:16:51.479
Good his eyes, he looks back. What the fuck was
1338
01:16:51.520 --> 01:16:52.039
he doing?
1339
01:16:53.960 --> 01:16:57.560
A young man suffered multiple retinal tears and develop a
1340
01:16:57.640 --> 01:17:00.880
serious eye condition after using a massage gun on and
1341
01:17:01.000 --> 01:17:01.680
around his eyes.
1342
01:17:02.479 --> 01:17:05.520
What a massage that's like the body jackhammer?
1343
01:17:05.640 --> 01:17:10.720
Right? Yeah yeah, yeah, meets your fire. Yeah, I'm all right, Yeah.
1344
01:17:11.159 --> 01:17:13.279
You don't put it next to your fucking skull, you
1345
01:17:13.439 --> 01:17:14.079
dumb idiot.
1346
01:17:14.840 --> 01:17:17.479
Right. Custom massage guns are growing in popularity, but health
1347
01:17:17.520 --> 01:17:20.880
experts warned that their improper use can have just astros consequences.
1348
01:17:21.319 --> 01:17:23.680
Case in point be twenty something man who developed a
1349
01:17:23.760 --> 01:17:29.159
retinal dialysis after using a massade gun designed for muscle
1350
01:17:29.199 --> 01:17:34.119
relief on his eyeballs. Cool when you correctly, massage guns
1351
01:17:34.119 --> 01:17:36.000
can really pain prove bluff roh blah blah blah.
1352
01:17:37.239 --> 01:17:37.399
Uh.
1353
01:17:37.800 --> 01:17:40.159
They were shocked when the unnamed patients showed up at
1354
01:17:40.199 --> 01:17:43.399
an eye treatment center here because both of his eyes
1355
01:17:43.439 --> 01:17:46.880
were in terrible shape. His right eye had multiple retinitis,
1356
01:17:47.000 --> 01:17:51.000
widespread retinal bruising, and the condition called retinal dialysis, while
1357
01:17:51.039 --> 01:17:53.840
the left eye also had significant retinal bruising and six
1358
01:17:53.920 --> 01:17:56.920
small horseshoe tears. Is he blind?
1359
01:17:57.880 --> 01:17:58.359
He should be?
1360
01:17:58.520 --> 01:18:02.000
Strangely enough, the man had no perseon know, personal or
1361
01:18:02.079 --> 01:18:04.920
family history of ocular disorders and had denied any previous
1362
01:18:04.960 --> 01:18:09.600
head injury or trauma. Sure, because a lot of funk
1363
01:18:09.640 --> 01:18:12.399
would you do this? He wore glasses for short sightedness
1364
01:18:12.600 --> 01:18:15.399
with the prescription of two point zero and the right
1365
01:18:15.479 --> 01:18:17.560
and two point twenty five and the left, but that
1366
01:18:17.800 --> 01:18:21.399
was in no way connected to the lesions in his eyeballs.
1367
01:18:22.760 --> 01:18:24.439
So did he say why he did it?
1368
01:18:26.479 --> 01:18:26.640
Uh?
1369
01:18:27.039 --> 01:18:30.199
Left without real left without a real explanation. Doctor's excipation
1370
01:18:30.239 --> 01:18:32.920
about anything untoward involving the eyes, and that was when
1371
01:18:33.079 --> 01:18:35.199
he reluctantly told them that he had been using a
1372
01:18:35.239 --> 01:18:38.920
percussive massage gun both around and directly on both eyes
1373
01:18:38.960 --> 01:18:43.359
on a weekly basis for around three months. Niggah, why
1374
01:18:43.359 --> 01:18:45.680
didn't notice anything unusual? Yeah, I'm trying to figure out
1375
01:18:45.760 --> 01:18:47.319
until a few days prior to his visit to his
1376
01:18:47.399 --> 01:18:50.119
eye treatment center putshed out of seeing floaters and flashing
1377
01:18:50.239 --> 01:18:54.279
lightcense his right eye. Because no other risk factors for pathology,
1378
01:18:54.359 --> 01:18:57.600
the doctors conclude that the percussive massage. I'm trying to
1379
01:18:57.600 --> 01:18:59.520
find out what the what the fuck this dumb nigga
1380
01:18:59.560 --> 01:18:59.880
did this for.
1381
01:19:00.560 --> 01:19:03.720
Like did he have a migraine or something, and was like, oh,
1382
01:19:03.880 --> 01:19:07.439
well my when my when my shoulders are stressed out,
1383
01:19:07.520 --> 01:19:09.399
I need a massage, so let me just do it
1384
01:19:09.520 --> 01:19:11.000
with my head, Like what.
1385
01:19:11.079 --> 01:19:13.399
The what are you doing?
1386
01:19:14.319 --> 01:19:16.760
Okay? The young patient reportedly used the massage gun on
1387
01:19:16.840 --> 01:19:20.880
his eyes to relieve the feeling of tiredness, that's why.
1388
01:19:21.560 --> 01:19:29.760
But the percussive consequences The massage gun is believed to
1389
01:19:29.800 --> 01:19:33.000
have rapidly compressed the eyeballs back, causing them to squish
1390
01:19:33.039 --> 01:19:36.800
out from the sides. And leading to retinal dialysis. Cool Jesus,
1391
01:19:37.560 --> 01:19:38.479
that sounds horrific.
1392
01:19:39.000 --> 01:19:39.159
Uh.
1393
01:19:41.399 --> 01:19:45.479
Can y'all guess where this took place? I don't think, yes, honestly,
1394
01:19:45.520 --> 01:19:46.760
don't believe he gonna gets at all.
1395
01:19:48.840 --> 01:19:53.760
India, Oh, oh fucking know that's racist. Uh Zimbabwe, I
1396
01:19:53.800 --> 01:19:54.039
don't know.
1397
01:19:56.399 --> 01:20:03.399
Not a dead drinking castor oil. Uh valveely Scotland, Scotland.
1398
01:20:03.680 --> 01:20:05.840
Wow, yeah, they do a lot of They do a
1399
01:20:05.880 --> 01:20:07.680
lot of shit like this over there. I guess I
1400
01:20:07.760 --> 01:20:11.960
don't know do they do? They have no idea. That's
1401
01:20:12.000 --> 01:20:14.840
gonna be strange. That's gonna be the new stereotype. People
1402
01:20:15.119 --> 01:20:18.239
people in Scotland use massilage guns on their head. Everybody
1403
01:20:18.359 --> 01:20:22.920
knows that. Everyone's saying it. That's very weird. This person
1404
01:20:23.039 --> 01:20:25.000
is said strange, not bright.
1405
01:20:26.159 --> 01:20:29.840
Speaking of not twenty something, not that old. Yeah, well
1406
01:20:29.920 --> 01:20:33.760
that that makes sense to early twenties, because yes, you
1407
01:20:33.800 --> 01:20:34.439
should know better.
1408
01:20:35.000 --> 01:20:40.399
Yeah, speaking of not bright, this woman allegedly developed pancreatitis
1409
01:20:40.520 --> 01:20:43.359
by starving herself for six days and then binge eating
1410
01:20:43.439 --> 01:20:46.720
on the seventh day. Twenty five year old woman, of course,
1411
01:20:48.680 --> 01:20:49.640
for a few months.
1412
01:20:49.960 --> 01:20:50.039
Uh.
1413
01:20:50.239 --> 01:20:52.720
This woman who weigh one hundred and twenty one pounds,
1414
01:20:52.880 --> 01:20:55.920
and at the height of five to one, UH decided
1415
01:20:55.960 --> 01:20:57.840
that she needed to lose weight and came up with
1416
01:20:58.000 --> 01:21:00.840
an extreme diet to achieve her soul involved eating very
1417
01:21:00.880 --> 01:21:03.119
little for six days a week and then binging on
1418
01:21:03.199 --> 01:21:06.960
whatever she liked on her cheat day. That is not
1419
01:21:07.119 --> 01:21:12.119
the way to properly lose weight. On weekdays, she she
1420
01:21:12.199 --> 01:21:16.560
restricted her calories to eight hundred calories a day, consuming
1421
01:21:16.680 --> 01:21:21.199
small quantities. Yeah, this is like that diet you were
1422
01:21:21.279 --> 01:21:22.039
on at one time.
1423
01:21:25.880 --> 01:21:29.920
Yea and a spoon full of fucking oatmeal.
1424
01:21:31.000 --> 01:21:38.479
Like, I'm starting ship, I remember you lasted. You were like, yeah,
1425
01:21:38.520 --> 01:21:40.760
we lasted about a week on that. I'm like, yeah, dude,
1426
01:21:41.439 --> 01:21:46.680
you need didn't say your wife lasted like two days days.
1427
01:21:47.039 --> 01:21:49.359
She was like, fuck that ship. And then she keeps
1428
01:21:49.399 --> 01:21:50.279
talking about like we.
1429
01:21:50.319 --> 01:21:52.079
Gotta go hard, we gotta go hard.
1430
01:21:52.439 --> 01:21:55.479
Like last time we went hard, you lasted two days
1431
01:21:55.760 --> 01:21:58.359
and I lasted a week. Yeah, you don't have to
1432
01:21:58.479 --> 01:22:01.720
diet like that. That's absolute. I lost ten pounds. I
1433
01:22:01.840 --> 01:22:05.359
lost ten fucking pounds in that one week because I
1434
01:22:05.560 --> 01:22:09.239
was a starving Yeah, I was starving myself.
1435
01:22:09.800 --> 01:22:12.520
Did your hair fall out? To Jesus Christ.
1436
01:22:14.119 --> 01:22:14.840
God, damn?
1437
01:22:15.560 --> 01:22:17.840
So she eat she was eating eight hundred calories a day,
1438
01:22:17.840 --> 01:22:22.560
consuming small colonies of boiled vegetables, chicken, breast, and fruit,
1439
01:22:23.079 --> 01:22:25.680
but tried to make up for it on Sunday by
1440
01:22:25.760 --> 01:22:29.439
indulging in all kinds of savory foods, including hot pot,
1441
01:22:29.640 --> 01:22:34.000
fried chicken, hot chicken flavored noodles, and milk tea. So
1442
01:22:34.079 --> 01:22:35.199
you can tell which part of the.
1443
01:22:35.199 --> 01:22:37.760
World is Korea? Yeah, good?
1444
01:22:38.920 --> 01:22:42.000
Or you're always saying that because I said hot pot,
1445
01:22:42.039 --> 01:22:47.439
you're fucking racist. Yuh, yeah it is. It's very good.
1446
01:22:47.640 --> 01:22:50.479
It's actually quite good. She didn't manage to lose sixteen
1447
01:22:50.520 --> 01:22:53.600
and a half pounds in just a month, but last
1448
01:22:53.680 --> 01:22:58.520
month after going through a big bucket of fried chicken noon. Yeah,
1449
01:22:58.520 --> 01:23:00.840
I'm surprised it took that long, to be honest, But
1450
01:23:01.119 --> 01:23:03.319
then again, the way she was eating on the weekends
1451
01:23:03.399 --> 01:23:06.079
makes sense. After going through a big bucket of fried
1452
01:23:06.119 --> 01:23:10.239
chicken at noon and two packs of hot chicken flavored
1453
01:23:10.279 --> 01:23:13.279
noodles in the evening, on her cheek day, she started
1454
01:23:13.319 --> 01:23:17.000
experiencing discomfort in her stomach, waste, and back. After she
1455
01:23:17.119 --> 01:23:20.960
started vomiting and her discomfort worsen, she was rushed to
1456
01:23:21.359 --> 01:23:27.039
a hospital where she was diagnosed with a cute pancreatitis cool.
1457
01:23:27.119 --> 01:23:29.279
In an attempt to slim down, many people eat only
1458
01:23:29.319 --> 01:23:32.359
one meal a day, believing they could become thinner. However,
1459
01:23:32.479 --> 01:23:35.920
this method would easily drive the pancreas to the brink
1460
01:23:36.119 --> 01:23:40.600
of collapse, says one doctor. So, uh, all right, you
1461
01:23:40.720 --> 01:23:43.319
said Korea. Michael, what do you say?
1462
01:23:43.800 --> 01:23:46.560
I think Terrence is right because you said hot pot
1463
01:23:46.840 --> 01:23:49.880
and fried chicken. That sounds like a fucking bon chon
1464
01:23:50.039 --> 01:23:55.199
to me. But uh, to beat, to be different, to
1465
01:23:55.319 --> 01:23:59.439
be different, I'll say, I'll say China, just to be different.
1466
01:23:59.680 --> 01:24:03.520
Well, one of you is correct. It is you, Michael,
1467
01:24:03.680 --> 01:24:04.279
it is. It is.
1468
01:24:06.199 --> 01:24:08.600
The only thing, the only the only reason I went
1469
01:24:08.680 --> 01:24:12.359
to China is because like the the extreme weight.
1470
01:24:12.199 --> 01:24:14.640
Loss, right, Like they have a yeah, they really have
1471
01:24:14.720 --> 01:24:16.159
a problem. Yeah.
1472
01:24:16.279 --> 01:24:20.239
Like I follow a couple of fat Chinese women on
1473
01:24:21.000 --> 01:24:25.079
on Instagram and they, you know, it's.
1474
01:24:25.079 --> 01:24:30.760
Like your fat, Like what, huh, You're a buck You're
1475
01:24:30.800 --> 01:24:34.640
a bucco five. Knock it off. You're fine. I need
1476
01:24:34.680 --> 01:24:38.279
to lose weight. I can see your ribs like I
1477
01:24:38.359 --> 01:24:39.079
can see your back?
1478
01:24:39.319 --> 01:24:41.640
How much chicken? What do they consider a bucket of
1479
01:24:41.720 --> 01:24:45.720
fried chicken? Because a bucket of fried chicken to me.
1480
01:24:46.560 --> 01:24:50.840
It's like that's like piece, Yeah, that's a lot of chicken.
1481
01:24:51.359 --> 01:24:54.760
It's a lot of chicken. Well this woman, this woman
1482
01:24:54.880 --> 01:24:57.960
was going crazy on the weekends. That is not the
1483
01:24:58.000 --> 01:25:00.199
way to lose weight, by the way, starve your off
1484
01:25:00.239 --> 01:25:03.000
and then binge. That's not that's not a diet. That's
1485
01:25:03.039 --> 01:25:07.760
an eating disorder you have, Like, don't do that, Jesus Christ.
1486
01:25:07.880 --> 01:25:09.479
But most you've ever eaten?
1487
01:25:10.840 --> 01:25:18.159
The most I've ever in like calories or just like quantity, don't.
1488
01:25:18.000 --> 01:25:20.199
I don't count. I don't call calories. I wouldn't could.
1489
01:25:20.199 --> 01:25:22.239
I wouldn't even able to tell you which is a
1490
01:25:22.279 --> 01:25:26.039
seventeen How much is a full sixteen in pizza or
1491
01:25:26.079 --> 01:25:27.279
like an actual pizza.
1492
01:25:27.680 --> 01:25:30.800
A full sixteen inch is like cheese pizza. That's a
1493
01:25:30.840 --> 01:25:33.039
lot of that's a lot of pizza pizza.
1494
01:25:34.479 --> 01:25:38.079
Uh let me see, let me see what.
1495
01:25:38.680 --> 01:25:42.800
I once, in one sitting ate sixty crabs. That was
1496
01:25:42.840 --> 01:25:45.079
a lot. And I got read for sixty and I
1497
01:25:45.239 --> 01:25:45.439
was like.
1498
01:25:47.319 --> 01:25:48.560
Sixty God damn.
1499
01:25:48.800 --> 01:25:51.560
Like I was like I think I was fourteen. I
1500
01:25:51.640 --> 01:25:53.640
was out like a crab in bull ros and my
1501
01:25:53.720 --> 01:25:57.479
mother was like please stop. I was like, okay, that's
1502
01:25:57.520 --> 01:26:04.640
a lot. Yeah, yeah, I could eat dale. I don't meat,
1503
01:26:05.319 --> 01:26:07.159
you know, but even still like this is a lot
1504
01:26:07.199 --> 01:26:07.600
of time.
1505
01:26:08.319 --> 01:26:08.760
That's a lot.
1506
01:26:09.000 --> 01:26:15.600
Yeah yeah, all right, So a sixteen is pizza at Costco.
1507
01:26:16.399 --> 01:26:19.840
A sixteen is pizza at Costco. Two slices is six
1508
01:26:20.000 --> 01:26:21.760
hundred and eighty calories.
1509
01:26:22.479 --> 01:26:25.600
A fairness to Costco. Slices have so much cheese on them,
1510
01:26:25.680 --> 01:26:28.039
like it's insane. They're like fifty grams of protein.
1511
01:26:28.800 --> 01:26:31.199
So if it is, so if there's eight slices in there,
1512
01:26:31.640 --> 01:26:34.840
that's twenty seven hundred calories.
1513
01:26:36.520 --> 01:26:40.239
That's that's a lot. That's a lot. That is a
1514
01:26:40.319 --> 01:26:41.479
lot in one sitting.
1515
01:26:41.640 --> 01:26:43.800
Yeah, that's a lot in one sitting.
1516
01:26:45.000 --> 01:26:47.159
That's I mean if you go to but if you
1517
01:26:47.199 --> 01:26:48.880
go to McDonald's.
1518
01:26:48.640 --> 01:26:52.399
And you get you'll have like seven thousand like a large.
1519
01:26:52.319 --> 01:26:54.800
Like a like a large meal with large fries and
1520
01:26:54.840 --> 01:26:57.119
a large drink. You know, it's that's the same right there.
1521
01:26:57.840 --> 01:27:01.920
I bet it's more than that. You're like a double
1522
01:27:02.000 --> 01:27:04.399
quarter pounds or cheese or triple quarter pounds. I did.
1523
01:27:04.880 --> 01:27:10.039
I did once they they had a special twenty bucks
1524
01:27:10.920 --> 01:27:19.199
on door dash twenty piece nugget nuggets. That's that's nothing
1525
01:27:19.279 --> 01:27:24.159
I could eat of those twenty nuggets. Ate what else?
1526
01:27:24.199 --> 01:27:28.680
What else? Can two medium fries, a drink and two
1527
01:27:28.800 --> 01:27:30.760
Big Max Nigga?
1528
01:27:30.840 --> 01:27:33.880
You ate all of that by yourself? Jesus.
1529
01:27:35.199 --> 01:27:36.760
I don't know how many calories that is, but it's
1530
01:27:36.760 --> 01:27:40.560
a lot. Yeah, that's a lot, bro, You know.
1531
01:27:40.600 --> 01:27:43.359
What calories are? The least of your words? What was
1532
01:27:43.439 --> 01:27:46.199
the amount of sodium that was in that cheesus twice?
1533
01:27:47.199 --> 01:27:51.399
Probably floating above your chair with the amount of water retention, Like,
1534
01:27:51.479 --> 01:27:52.680
I don't feel so good.
1535
01:27:53.079 --> 01:27:57.560
Good God, I'm trying to see because that's so much food.
1536
01:27:57.800 --> 01:28:01.760
Wait a twenty piece. I'll get two Big Max, two
1537
01:28:01.840 --> 01:28:06.319
medium fries and a drink? Was it? Was it a soda?
1538
01:28:07.600 --> 01:28:11.079
It was a spright white or a story or whatever
1539
01:28:11.119 --> 01:28:14.000
the fun they happened? Was it? Like?
1540
01:28:14.600 --> 01:28:16.319
Can I have a diet coke? Please? I'm trying to
1541
01:28:16.359 --> 01:28:18.720
I'm trying to watch my you know, it's twenty dollars. Yeah,
1542
01:28:19.359 --> 01:28:20.760
I mean that's a pretty good deal. It's a pretty
1543
01:28:20.800 --> 01:28:23.520
good deal. It's nuts, Oh my god.
1544
01:28:23.680 --> 01:28:27.079
Yeah, there's quite a lot of food. But I can
1545
01:28:27.159 --> 01:28:29.800
eat like a fucking pig and then I'll be I
1546
01:28:29.800 --> 01:28:32.359
can lose that weight in two days.
1547
01:28:32.520 --> 01:28:34.720
Yeah, because you only eed eight hundred calories every other day.
1548
01:28:34.720 --> 01:28:36.960
Everybody knows that they don't know that about it.
1549
01:28:37.319 --> 01:28:40.039
That's how you that's how you lose weight, right, just
1550
01:28:40.199 --> 01:28:41.560
starve Binge and purge.
1551
01:28:43.520 --> 01:28:46.239
I was I wait right now. I weigh myself today.
1552
01:28:46.279 --> 01:28:49.880
I weigh one seventy six. Last week I was won
1553
01:28:49.960 --> 01:28:50.399
eighty three.
1554
01:28:51.279 --> 01:28:59.439
You and I weigh the same amount. That's ridiculous. Well, yeah,
1555
01:28:59.479 --> 01:28:59.720
and my.
1556
01:28:59.760 --> 01:29:02.199
Weight is just I gotta eat. I have to eat
1557
01:29:02.279 --> 01:29:05.159
like that to put weight on. If I don't, fucking
1558
01:29:06.600 --> 01:29:08.159
my weight is like one seventy.
1559
01:29:08.039 --> 01:29:10.439
And Michael, you have the opposite problem you. You walked by.
1560
01:29:10.520 --> 01:29:15.199
I certainly do Hamburger, I certainly do. I weighed myself.
1561
01:29:15.319 --> 01:29:20.560
I waived myself yesterday. I'm two twenty four. And uh yeah,
1562
01:29:21.600 --> 01:29:24.239
Kevin Hark, damn damn.
1563
01:29:26.560 --> 01:29:31.119
Uh okay, no, it was eighteen eighteen.
1564
01:29:35.760 --> 01:29:40.600
Oh you felt you just wanted to can't can't can't
1565
01:29:40.680 --> 01:29:43.680
gain weight to save his life. Another one's trying. He
1566
01:29:43.800 --> 01:29:48.199
can't get taller. So we're getting wider and and I'm
1567
01:29:48.279 --> 01:29:50.680
walking around looking like a lowercase B.
1568
01:29:51.640 --> 01:29:53.920
That's that is a goddamn shit.
1569
01:29:57.720 --> 01:29:58.840
It was an eighteen pizza.
1570
01:30:01.199 --> 01:30:03.880
Look it makes me feel So that's three thousand catamories.
1571
01:30:03.960 --> 01:30:07.199
Yeah, my kid, it was about forty five hundred. Yeah,
1572
01:30:07.680 --> 01:30:09.159
Jesus Christ, that's so much food.
1573
01:30:09.479 --> 01:30:11.119
Look, Mike, if it makes you feel any better, I
1574
01:30:11.159 --> 01:30:12.199
still couldn't play he Man.
1575
01:30:12.279 --> 01:30:13.399
So it's cool.
1576
01:30:16.119 --> 01:30:20.039
Trailers this week Batman Nightfall. They are making this into
1577
01:30:20.119 --> 01:30:27.359
a three part animated movie. Look, Nightfall is probably one
1578
01:30:27.359 --> 01:30:30.000
of my favorite Batman stories of like the modern Batman stories.
1579
01:30:30.840 --> 01:30:33.840
What is that like? Probably nineteen ninety six ish, I
1580
01:30:33.960 --> 01:30:37.640
think when that comic came out, maybe a little bit later.
1581
01:30:38.920 --> 01:30:40.760
I loved it. I read it when it when it
1582
01:30:40.760 --> 01:30:42.039
first came out. I just thought it was a lot
1583
01:30:42.079 --> 01:30:44.000
of fun. That might be something I should go back
1584
01:30:44.039 --> 01:30:49.199
and read again. It turns to your you're obviously not
1585
01:30:49.279 --> 01:30:53.159
familiar with this, but Nightfall is the comic where basically
1586
01:30:54.760 --> 01:30:56.800
they sort of tried to do that story a little
1587
01:30:56.800 --> 01:31:01.840
bit in the Nolan Batman movies. They chered it quite
1588
01:31:01.840 --> 01:31:05.279
a bit. But the idea is Bain comes to Gotham,
1589
01:31:05.319 --> 01:31:10.399
figures out who Batman is. He goes to Arkham, breaks
1590
01:31:10.479 --> 01:31:13.239
all of the villains out, and so all the villains
1591
01:31:13.560 --> 01:31:16.079
are running around the city and Batman basically doesn't sleep
1592
01:31:16.159 --> 01:31:18.399
for two days as he's trying to like round everybody up,
1593
01:31:18.800 --> 01:31:21.239
and when Batman is like at his like most tired
1594
01:31:21.279 --> 01:31:23.640
and weakest, that's when Bain shows up and he's like,
1595
01:31:24.319 --> 01:31:26.199
you know, I am the architect of all your pain
1596
01:31:26.600 --> 01:31:30.479
type of thing, and and then that's where he breaks
1597
01:31:30.520 --> 01:31:32.159
his back. And then when he.
1598
01:31:34.760 --> 01:31:36.960
The last the terrible note the last one.
1599
01:31:37.199 --> 01:31:40.159
Right, but the Knightfall story is actually much better, and
1600
01:31:40.359 --> 01:31:43.760
so he breaks his back, and so Batman is like
1601
01:31:43.880 --> 01:31:48.880
completely you know, debilitated and shit, and Robin goes or
1602
01:31:49.000 --> 01:31:52.279
Batman and Robin both go to this guy Asriel, and
1603
01:31:52.359 --> 01:31:56.560
they're like, hey, you're kind of a vigiliante as well,
1604
01:31:57.439 --> 01:31:59.720
why don't you take up the Batman mantle? While Bruce
1605
01:31:59.760 --> 01:32:02.920
is t to get better, and so he does, but
1606
01:32:03.039 --> 01:32:06.840
the problem is he's a violent sociopath and so he
1607
01:32:06.960 --> 01:32:09.279
just starts like beating the shit out of criminals and
1608
01:32:09.399 --> 01:32:12.640
killing them and like that. And so then eventually Bruce
1609
01:32:12.680 --> 01:32:15.319
gets better and he has to take on Azrael as well,
1610
01:32:15.399 --> 01:32:17.000
and it's it's a it's a good story because like
1611
01:32:17.119 --> 01:32:20.119
Azrael is like a religious zealot as well, Like there's
1612
01:32:20.159 --> 01:32:24.119
a whole aspect to that too, But yeah, Nightfall is good.
1613
01:32:24.159 --> 01:32:26.279
So this looks this looks fun I'm this is I
1614
01:32:26.319 --> 01:32:30.960
haven't been excited for a DC animated anything in a while,
1615
01:32:31.079 --> 01:32:36.159
so I'm here for this that like the animation styles good, Michael,
1616
01:32:36.159 --> 01:32:36.319
what do.
1617
01:32:36.319 --> 01:32:41.039
You I'm very excited for this. It's been a while
1618
01:32:41.119 --> 01:32:46.520
since I've had a DC animated movie that I've watched.
1619
01:32:47.239 --> 01:32:50.239
I've watched maybe ninety percent of those things. I really
1620
01:32:50.399 --> 01:32:54.159
enjoy them to some to some degree, even the bad
1621
01:32:54.239 --> 01:32:59.439
ones I enjoy on some level. This one actually looks
1622
01:32:59.560 --> 01:33:04.640
really good and it's based off of a pretty legendary story.
1623
01:33:05.279 --> 01:33:15.600
I you know, making three movies, I'm a little I
1624
01:33:15.840 --> 01:33:20.199
don't know why they're making three movies when, because these
1625
01:33:20.239 --> 01:33:24.279
DC animated movies run anywhere from sixty to eighty minutes
1626
01:33:24.319 --> 01:33:30.079
on the long side, So you know, instead of having
1627
01:33:31.640 --> 01:33:36.920
three sixty minute movies, how about we have two ninety
1628
01:33:36.960 --> 01:33:37.560
minute movies?
1629
01:33:38.359 --> 01:33:38.520
Right?
1630
01:33:38.960 --> 01:33:42.000
So I'm just curious. It feels like they're bringing us
1631
01:33:42.079 --> 01:33:47.319
up into three movies for money grab But you know,
1632
01:33:47.479 --> 01:33:52.159
we'll see, we'll see. But I am looking forward to it.
1633
01:33:53.399 --> 01:33:54.720
I'm looking forward to it so much.
1634
01:33:54.840 --> 01:33:57.039
I did a.
1635
01:33:58.880 --> 01:34:01.920
I bought a bank action figure and took a picture
1636
01:34:02.000 --> 01:34:04.319
of it, and it's fucking dope, and you should go
1637
01:34:04.560 --> 01:34:09.439
see it on my Instagram. Cheap plug find it?
1638
01:34:11.199 --> 01:34:12.199
Are you gonna tell the people?
1639
01:34:12.399 --> 01:34:12.439
No?
1640
01:34:14.680 --> 01:34:17.319
No, you'll know when you get there, I'll show it.
1641
01:34:18.000 --> 01:34:24.239
This looks fucking dope. Oh yes, is that the picture? Yeah,
1642
01:34:24.279 --> 01:34:26.920
that's the picture I took. Ni, I'm fucking dope.
1643
01:34:32.720 --> 01:34:35.760
It looks like a comic cover. That was the inspiration.
1644
01:34:35.880 --> 01:34:38.159
I wanted the ship to look like a fucking movie poster.
1645
01:34:38.600 --> 01:34:41.760
I'm fucking dope. I'm not just collecting these fucking things.
1646
01:34:42.039 --> 01:34:46.439
I don't have a fucking Punisher Hulkbuster for nothing. I'm
1647
01:34:46.520 --> 01:34:49.159
taking pictures of these motherfuckers and I'm fucking dope.
1648
01:34:51.079 --> 01:34:59.840
So Eric trailer for Werewolf. This looks very good. Uh,
1649
01:35:01.399 --> 01:35:04.279
I'm I'm very interested in. This is a very dark,
1650
01:35:05.159 --> 01:35:12.079
sort of medieval sort of take on the werewolf story.
1651
01:35:12.640 --> 01:35:16.680
This I guess is Scottish. It looks like these people
1652
01:35:16.680 --> 01:35:19.199
are very ugly. They look like they all their eyes
1653
01:35:19.239 --> 01:35:22.640
have been used. They look like they use the hammer
1654
01:35:22.720 --> 01:35:27.199
guns on their faces quite a bit. Yeah, now this
1655
01:35:27.239 --> 01:35:29.159
looks cool. What do you What do you guys think
1656
01:35:29.479 --> 01:35:31.840
terms did you watch Na Sparatu? I thought you did.
1657
01:35:32.119 --> 01:35:32.920
I'm not saying it.
1658
01:35:33.880 --> 01:35:34.560
I heard it was good.
1659
01:35:35.479 --> 01:35:36.479
This looks unsettling.
1660
01:35:37.279 --> 01:35:37.920
So like this.
1661
01:35:38.239 --> 01:35:43.279
Yeah, he's definitely has a style. And this is I
1662
01:35:43.319 --> 01:35:45.119
don't think i've seen that. I think the only movie
1663
01:35:45.199 --> 01:35:52.159
that I've seen him of his with the Norsemen. Honestly, Oh, yeah,
1664
01:35:52.239 --> 01:35:54.920
I heard that was really good. I haven't seen Asparatu.
1665
01:35:55.399 --> 01:35:57.279
What else? Did you he did the Lighthouse too, right,
1666
01:35:57.560 --> 01:36:01.680
I haven't seen that. He think he did something for it?
1667
01:36:02.000 --> 01:36:04.760
Did he do the Witch? Was him that somebody else?
1668
01:36:05.600 --> 01:36:05.800
Yeah?
1669
01:36:05.840 --> 01:36:08.319
He did the Witch? He directed the Witch the Lighthouse.
1670
01:36:08.359 --> 01:36:11.079
The Northman knows Feru and Werewolf.
1671
01:36:13.159 --> 01:36:16.800
Yeah, I've only seen. Yeah, he has a style. This
1672
01:36:16.920 --> 01:36:21.880
looks interesting. And again, this looks very unsettling. I'll probably
1673
01:36:21.880 --> 01:36:23.399
get around to see it, I said, I haven't seens
1674
01:36:23.399 --> 01:36:24.720
Ferranti yet, so I don't know.
1675
01:36:25.880 --> 01:36:28.279
Yeah, that's the one where William Defoe plays no Saratu
1676
01:36:28.359 --> 01:36:29.159
without any makeup.
1677
01:36:34.479 --> 01:36:35.640
Who actually who does play?
1678
01:36:37.439 --> 01:36:40.560
Well? All right, will I'm pretty sure it is.
1679
01:36:41.920 --> 01:36:45.359
No, he didn't play Woe Woe character in the movie, right,
1680
01:36:45.439 --> 01:36:46.720
I don't think he plays.
1681
01:36:48.560 --> 01:36:54.079
Oh does it? I thought he did? Okay, will Scars
1682
01:36:54.119 --> 01:36:55.319
got that's right?
1683
01:36:55.760 --> 01:36:55.960
Yeah?
1684
01:36:56.680 --> 01:37:03.680
Yeah, the yeah fucking Pennywise that's right. Yeah, that guy's
1685
01:37:03.680 --> 01:37:06.760
a creepy looking dude, he just really is perfect for
1686
01:37:06.840 --> 01:37:11.199
the role. MotorCity this. I had not gotten around to
1687
01:37:11.279 --> 01:37:14.199
watching the trailer for this. There was an earlier one.
1688
01:37:14.439 --> 01:37:18.199
This is the latest one that came out, starring Alan
1689
01:37:18.279 --> 01:37:23.399
Ritson in nineteen seventies Detroit as a working class romantic
1690
01:37:23.720 --> 01:37:27.199
who is framed by a ruthless gangster after falling for
1691
01:37:27.399 --> 01:37:30.079
his girlfriend. After years in prison, he returned with only
1692
01:37:30.439 --> 01:37:35.960
one mission, revenge with with operatic scale, motor City Unleash
1693
01:37:36.039 --> 01:37:40.119
is a barrage of brutal action, magnetic performances, and striking imagery,
1694
01:37:40.199 --> 01:37:44.520
fueled by a thunderous rock score, precious precision crafted action,
1695
01:37:45.119 --> 01:37:50.000
and immersive sound design to create a visceral, propulsive spectacle
1696
01:37:50.119 --> 01:37:54.000
built to electrify audiences this summer. Dudes are gonna love
1697
01:37:54.079 --> 01:38:02.000
this aka fuck Therapy. I ain't going Yeah, this looks fun,
1698
01:38:02.119 --> 01:38:02.720
This looks.
1699
01:38:02.560 --> 01:38:03.000
This looks like.
1700
01:38:04.479 --> 01:38:05.319
I'm gonna check it out?
1701
01:38:06.079 --> 01:38:07.640
Why not? Yeah?
1702
01:38:07.720 --> 01:38:10.000
Look, these are exactly.
1703
01:38:09.600 --> 01:38:13.159
The type of these are the exact type of movies
1704
01:38:13.159 --> 01:38:16.520
Alan Rigson should be doing, like this is exactly in
1705
01:38:16.600 --> 01:38:19.039
his wheelhouse. I'm not a fan of biting the feet thing.
1706
01:38:19.119 --> 01:38:21.119
In the beginning of the trailer, really, I was about
1707
01:38:21.159 --> 01:38:23.960
to turn it off, but then people got shot and
1708
01:38:24.000 --> 01:38:27.119
I was cool with it. So yeah, no, I think
1709
01:38:27.159 --> 01:38:29.279
it's cool. I like that it's in seventies Detroit, Like
1710
01:38:29.399 --> 01:38:32.439
that's just kind of a different location instead of just
1711
01:38:32.720 --> 01:38:33.560
modern times all the.
1712
01:38:33.560 --> 01:38:40.680
Times like seventies violence. People can beat up on that.
1713
01:38:41.279 --> 01:38:42.760
Yeah, Michael, you were you into this?
1714
01:38:44.159 --> 01:38:47.600
Yeah? Oh watched this? I ever since Terrence Messa did.
1715
01:38:47.680 --> 01:38:48.079
I can't.
1716
01:38:48.399 --> 01:38:53.079
All I see is absolute Bruce Wayne h in the seventies. Yeah,
1717
01:38:53.760 --> 01:38:56.680
I'm beating people up, but I agree with you. I
1718
01:38:56.760 --> 01:39:01.199
think Alan Richson at this point in his career knows
1719
01:39:02.439 --> 01:39:07.239
his strengths and his limitations, and his strength being his
1720
01:39:07.479 --> 01:39:12.199
physical presence and like ability to simulate kick an ass,
1721
01:39:13.079 --> 01:39:19.720
and his limitations being the talkie bits, and uh, I don't,
1722
01:39:19.720 --> 01:39:22.520
I don't. I'm I'm only half kidding, Like I like
1723
01:39:22.600 --> 01:39:26.159
that guy fine as an actor, but like, let's let's
1724
01:39:26.239 --> 01:39:30.720
keep let's keep doing this stuff, and you know, work
1725
01:39:30.800 --> 01:39:33.920
on your craft and don't like, you know, wait till
1726
01:39:33.920 --> 01:39:36.880
you get a lot older, a lot older before you
1727
01:39:37.000 --> 01:39:41.199
start doing like talkie stuff like take advantage of your
1728
01:39:41.279 --> 01:39:48.399
youth and and kick people's ass. In seventies Detroit, how
1729
01:39:48.439 --> 01:39:48.920
old is here?
1730
01:39:50.680 --> 01:39:53.199
Probably like forty, right, No, I don't think so.
1731
01:39:53.479 --> 01:39:54.600
He's three?
1732
01:39:55.079 --> 01:39:55.279
Is he.
1733
01:40:00.119 --> 01:40:02.000
Year? So he's not that young?
1734
01:40:03.960 --> 01:40:04.319
All right?
1735
01:40:04.399 --> 01:40:06.800
Well, still got time, You still got time, just a
1736
01:40:06.840 --> 01:40:09.680
little bit of time, just right in in the movie time.
1737
01:40:09.760 --> 01:40:13.760
He's got plenty of time. He still got fucking acting
1738
01:40:13.800 --> 01:40:14.359
in the eighties.
1739
01:40:14.399 --> 01:40:18.119
And ship Yeah, yeah, what's his what's his what's his name?
1740
01:40:19.359 --> 01:40:22.560
The English guy who we found out was like sixty.
1741
01:40:24.399 --> 01:40:30.159
The transporter. The fuck is his name? Oh? Jason Statham?
1742
01:40:30.800 --> 01:40:35.000
Yeah, Jason Statham. Look at Jason Stathum he's sixty and
1743
01:40:35.159 --> 01:40:39.640
he like, damn near sixty? I mean not Yes, she's
1744
01:40:39.680 --> 01:40:43.680
fifty eight all right there. That dud's kicking shut out
1745
01:40:43.680 --> 01:40:44.880
of people all the time.
1746
01:40:48.319 --> 01:40:52.279
And Vin Diezel like sixty, yeah, when you know he's
1747
01:40:52.319 --> 01:40:53.680
also fifty eight, Yeah.
1748
01:40:54.119 --> 01:40:58.880
Yeah, Vin Diesel. Look it though, Jason Statham, Jason Stathen
1749
01:40:59.000 --> 01:41:00.920
is still like Jason.
1750
01:41:00.680 --> 01:41:05.720
State got a youthful look. Yeah for a white man
1751
01:41:06.520 --> 01:41:12.479
then fuck United Kingdom. I mean he's he's beating the odds,
1752
01:41:15.239 --> 01:41:15.560
you know what.
1753
01:41:15.840 --> 01:41:18.600
You know what because that you know why, because that
1754
01:41:18.680 --> 01:41:21.159
guy switched his entire career to just making movies where
1755
01:41:21.199 --> 01:41:25.359
he defends minorities and and yeah, in the universe was like,
1756
01:41:25.560 --> 01:41:27.520
you get to stay young, don't worry about it.
1757
01:41:27.560 --> 01:41:27.840
You're good.
1758
01:41:28.800 --> 01:41:31.439
Oh, old black lady got beat up. I got it.
1759
01:41:31.760 --> 01:41:33.319
Let me go kick the ship out of these gangsters.
1760
01:41:33.640 --> 01:41:36.000
Great he was going.
1761
01:41:36.159 --> 01:41:38.600
He looked, he went bald early and was just like,
1762
01:41:38.760 --> 01:41:40.720
you know what, let me just cut this ship off.
1763
01:41:41.319 --> 01:41:44.239
Let me help these minorities, and I will look the
1764
01:41:44.359 --> 01:41:46.319
same for Yeah.
1765
01:41:46.439 --> 01:41:48.760
It's a pretty solid plan. Or you could be like
1766
01:41:48.840 --> 01:41:53.359
Jonathan Major's and do those movies. It's gonna look like
1767
01:41:53.399 --> 01:41:55.319
Clarence Thomas in three years. That's the look.
1768
01:41:55.800 --> 01:42:00.359
The transport just have like a blue collar job. That's it.
1769
01:42:00.520 --> 01:42:04.319
So you need and beat people up. I'm the transport.
1770
01:42:05.720 --> 01:42:06.520
I'm the baekeeper.
1771
01:42:07.159 --> 01:42:09.960
It's the same movie, the same I'm the working man,
1772
01:42:10.520 --> 01:42:14.039
the working man, I'm the mechanic. I'm the mechanic again.
1773
01:42:14.319 --> 01:42:18.279
All right, God damn it, the make like what the fuck?
1774
01:42:18.880 --> 01:42:19.039
Yeah?
1775
01:42:19.119 --> 01:42:23.880
Those movies are worries? Are the movies are dumb? Oh?
1776
01:42:24.119 --> 01:42:24.319
Man?
1777
01:42:24.640 --> 01:42:28.720
I tried to watch the second one. Last is certainly
1778
01:42:28.800 --> 01:42:31.199
not least the trailer for your Mother, Your Mother, Your Mother,
1779
01:42:31.279 --> 01:42:39.560
which sounds like an insult starring uh Mahersha ali as
1780
01:42:39.640 --> 01:42:46.039
A as a badass as like a general Muslim badass. Yeah,
1781
01:42:46.199 --> 01:42:50.800
like his what is it his? His? His his wife gets.
1782
01:42:50.680 --> 01:42:54.880
Killed and so the the premises. Following the death of
1783
01:42:54.960 --> 01:42:57.720
his wife at devoutly religious hit man embarks on a
1784
01:42:57.800 --> 01:43:02.000
desperate journey across Houston to protect children, confronting the forces
1785
01:43:02.119 --> 01:43:06.399
closing in around him and the beliefs threatening to unravel within.
1786
01:43:08.399 --> 01:43:10.039
I'm here for this, Okay.
1787
01:43:10.920 --> 01:43:14.199
Look I saw this. Uh what a blade was? Muslim?
1788
01:43:15.000 --> 01:43:18.720
I looked, I saw a comment. Somebody said. Somebody said
1789
01:43:18.800 --> 01:43:24.279
that Maharsha Ali and Bassim Bassam Tariqu are going to
1790
01:43:24.399 --> 01:43:28.000
do a movie where mahershal Ali holds a sword or
1791
01:43:28.039 --> 01:43:31.560
a blade of some sort that you were supposed to
1792
01:43:31.600 --> 01:43:39.279
direct blade and uh and uh yeah this look I'm
1793
01:43:39.359 --> 01:43:42.720
into it. It also is very unique, man, like you
1794
01:43:42.800 --> 01:43:48.479
don't you don't this country. This country treats people of
1795
01:43:48.760 --> 01:43:52.039
different religious faiths like terrorists quite literally.
1796
01:43:53.079 --> 01:43:54.560
And to see.
1797
01:43:56.359 --> 01:44:04.479
A big, you know, Hollywood production that focuses on that's
1798
01:44:04.560 --> 01:44:10.439
not shying away from this. This guy's beliefs is refreshing.
1799
01:44:10.920 --> 01:44:14.560
Like it's just it's just different and different is good.
1800
01:44:17.439 --> 01:44:22.399
Yeah. I look, I I like when you take sort
1801
01:44:22.439 --> 01:44:25.359
of genres like this that we know and then you
1802
01:44:25.479 --> 01:44:29.840
put them sort of under the under the spotlight of
1803
01:44:29.920 --> 01:44:34.479
something like a different religion or like the one I'm
1804
01:44:34.479 --> 01:44:37.960
thinking of like Monkey Man, right, which is like a
1805
01:44:38.079 --> 01:44:41.039
standard action kind of an action revenge story. But then
1806
01:44:41.199 --> 01:44:44.199
like instead it's taking place in like Dubai and there's
1807
01:44:44.319 --> 01:44:46.640
you know, and it's like a very Indian movie and
1808
01:44:46.720 --> 01:44:48.840
it's got is you know, it's got like some Hindu
1809
01:44:48.960 --> 01:44:51.760
religious elements to it and things like that, like they
1810
01:44:51.840 --> 01:44:55.159
brought in like you know, like famous like Indian drummers
1811
01:44:55.159 --> 01:44:56.680
and stuff like that to be in the movie. Like
1812
01:44:57.520 --> 01:44:59.560
it just changes it just a little bit to get
1813
01:44:59.600 --> 01:45:01.520
kind of get a different perspective as a movie fan,
1814
01:45:01.600 --> 01:45:03.840
Like I love shit like that, Like that's what movies
1815
01:45:03.840 --> 01:45:07.640
should be. You know. There's only like nine stories. But
1816
01:45:07.720 --> 01:45:09.640
doesn't mean you can't tell him from disent angles, right,
1817
01:45:11.119 --> 01:45:13.840
So yeah, this guy is like defending his family and
1818
01:45:14.000 --> 01:45:16.640
like kicking ass. All right. He looks cool, all right,
1819
01:45:17.119 --> 01:45:21.640
sounds good, and he is He's actually Muslim, so like
1820
01:45:22.520 --> 01:45:25.840
this won't seem you know, kind of bullshit towards the religion.
1821
01:45:25.920 --> 01:45:30.159
It'll be authentic, I imagine. And if I had to guess,
1822
01:45:31.239 --> 01:45:35.800
the director probably is also Muslim. Maybe yeh, bust him
1823
01:45:35.840 --> 01:45:40.279
Tarik probably so yeah, all right, cool, I'm here for it,
1824
01:45:40.479 --> 01:45:42.600
and yeah, we'll probably do that one on black on
1825
01:45:42.680 --> 01:45:46.239
black cinema good to be honest. So I'm not sure
1826
01:45:46.319 --> 01:45:50.439
when this comes. I don't know. I don't know what release.
1827
01:45:50.199 --> 01:45:51.079
Stage for this one though.
1828
01:45:52.119 --> 01:45:54.399
September twenty fifth, Okay, there you go.
1829
01:45:54.720 --> 01:45:57.800
By the way, motor City is like June twenty fourth
1830
01:45:58.039 --> 01:46:02.760
or July twenty fourth, So that's it three weeks. That's exciting,
1831
01:46:04.279 --> 01:46:08.720
all right, Uh, anything else before we get out of here.
1832
01:46:09.760 --> 01:46:13.640
I didn't realize the other people in this movie, John cho,
1833
01:46:13.920 --> 01:46:18.880
Giancarloso and uh Trammel Tilmot are all in this movie.
1834
01:46:19.560 --> 01:46:23.439
Cool, that's a solid cast, all right, I'm here for
1835
01:46:23.920 --> 01:46:24.520
from hotel?
1836
01:46:24.880 --> 01:46:27.840
Was that the due from seven?
1837
01:46:28.960 --> 01:46:31.720
So I'm not really a fan of you gotta give
1838
01:46:31.760 --> 01:46:32.479
that show another chance.
1839
01:46:32.920 --> 01:46:35.279
Well, he was in he was in Mission Impossible eight.
1840
01:46:35.560 --> 01:46:41.920
Also, I wouldn't I've I've not made it. That was
1841
01:46:41.960 --> 01:46:46.039
the last one, the second part, Yeah, the second part
1842
01:46:46.079 --> 01:46:48.640
of the of the Dead Reckoning part.
1843
01:46:52.079 --> 01:46:53.159
Almost the first part.
1844
01:46:54.119 --> 01:46:55.159
That was the first one.
1845
01:46:55.239 --> 01:46:59.760
I haven't finished the first one. Mhm. Every time. That's
1846
01:46:59.800 --> 01:47:03.479
the what are of the two? That's impossible? It's impossible
1847
01:47:03.520 --> 01:47:06.880
for me to believe that I love those movies. But
1848
01:47:07.119 --> 01:47:11.479
movies are fucking turd. Jesus Christ. All right, that is
1849
01:47:11.560 --> 01:47:14.199
it for us. We will see you guys next week.
1850
01:47:14.920 --> 01:47:16.760
See yea idio