Kyle & Jackie O Show - Podcast #40 - 18/3/14

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Speaker 1: Obviously live broad chesting live across Sydney and around the world.

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Speaker 2: Kyle Jackie O, The Kyl and Jackie Show.

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Speaker 3: This is the Kyle and Jackie O Shows.

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Speaker 2: Wow, the Home of the world's biggest Stars.

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Speaker 4: What's Up?

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Speaker 2: This is Katy Perry. Listen cap prizes thousand dollars Crazy Shut Kiyo The Kyle and Jackie O Show. The Golden Microphone is Good morning everyone, ladies. Hi, what's wrong, Jackie?

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Speaker 4: I was running a bit late this morning?

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Speaker 5: I did you know the last time I told you guys, I locked myself out and.

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Speaker 4: I realized I didn't have the key to the car. I did that again this morning. So how do you leave the house without your keys in your hands? They're always in my bag. So I don't know why.

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Speaker 5: It wasn't last night looking there and there just like have a glance. Yeah, sometimes, but not all the time. Yeah, I know, it's my worst night.

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Speaker 2: And then so you lock yourself out and then what happens?

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Speaker 4: And then I have to bash on the door.

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Speaker 6: How was Lee's reaction time? This time actually took a while.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, last time he took about ten minutes of bashing on the door.

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Speaker 2: And do you yell out, or do you just what do you do?

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Speaker 4: No, because my next door neighbor would hear me.

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Speaker 5: They already hate me, so yeah, I have to kind of No, it's a really loud knock.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, he was much better this time.

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Speaker 2: You've got a knocker port You.

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Speaker 4: Got a knocker loud?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they're good. Yeah. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: What do you have on your front door?

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Speaker 2: Cameras, knockers everything. You can't come to my door? Oh no, I know your fancy. I always had to zappa to zap everyone away. You know the religious types they still come around on the weekend that don't come to my place.

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Speaker 4: I I've got our own religion.

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Speaker 5: I don't have any of those coming to my door.

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Speaker 4: I didn't think that happened anymore.

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Speaker 2: Jewish areas they're allowed to. I think it's it's well entrenched your area.

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Speaker 4: We're locked off.

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Speaker 2: Any converts up there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, don't even bother us.

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Speaker 2: They know. And Chris, did you get the bob bashes?

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Speaker 7: No? No, but I live in Newtown, so it's very airy fairy.

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Speaker 2: Oh right, just crystal salesman.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Have you ever been in one of those crystal shops? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: One time? You don't go to us.

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Speaker 5: I used to go all the time when I used to hang around the Globe area.

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Speaker 2: When did you wing around the globe? When I was.

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Speaker 5: About twenty three and I'd like go in. I was really into incense and all that sort of stuff. Really Yeah, and op shopping. Yeah, only wear like op Shop clothes and burn incense.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there was another one of my fads.

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Speaker 2: So you would only wear op Shop clothes and burn incense. Yeah. Yeah. Were you on the on though?

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Speaker 4: It wasn't actually you weren't even on the turf.

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Speaker 2: No, No, everything was pointing towards you'd be in a big stone, but you were just giving the stone a vibe. But you're like, oh, I know I said no to drugs.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, No, I had a bad experience on that, so I've never That's probably why I've never really done drugs, because I've got a bad experience.

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Speaker 2: When I was sixteen, you know, everyone there was rumors around christ the Jackie was a massive cokere.

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Speaker 6: I did hear that?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Do you know it's not true?

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 4: You know, I've never even done it, never even done it. I've never done it once in a life, I believe you.

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Speaker 2: But they said, they said that she had done it so much coke that she had a interceptem we had a plastic sceptum because yours rode it away.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, heard that too. I had heard that too. The producers told me that. You know, before you came, they were like, I guess what we heard about jack Wait what producers?

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Speaker 4: No, I'm kidding.

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Speaker 2: I just wanted to every one hired a news guy and then he came across from Channel seven and he said, Oh, everyone over there said find out if she's on the coke?

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Speaker 4: Stop that. How are you just want this out there?

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you have to accept it and go with the flow.

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Speaker 4: Just don't even worry.

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Speaker 2: You guys. If you guys ever heard that about Jackie before you worked here there you heard that? What did you hear? She's massive on the gear that one. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: They just asked me, hey, does she do it at night?

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Speaker 2: I'm like, she'll She'll put out relying the logis you are winding me up? Now? No, I'm not.

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Speaker 4: I'm not winding you up. That's actually what people ask God sometimes.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been asked about both of you, to both of I've been asked whether both of you are on the drugs.

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Speaker 4: God, do you think we were listening to us? People think it's the show be is factor. I think everybody just thinks everybody.

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Speaker 2: Is Do people think that on the gear?

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Speaker 4: I don't think he's on it.

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Speaker 2: Occasionally he's running around nude around.

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Speaker 4: Now, all right, let's we love Paddy Newton, Kyle shaky Ole.

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Speaker 2: And Jackie O. This is a Jackie show. Jackie's got some own news now all thanks to our friends and Hoyd Cinema's Escape Your Way. What do you got?

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Speaker 4: So?

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Speaker 5: Los Angeles has been hit with a four point seven scale earthquake and everyone on Twitter has been reacting so many celebrities must have been a really scary one because pretty much every celebrity is this tweeting about how scary that was.

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Speaker 2: I said, everyone felt it, but there was no death, no damage and major damage.

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Speaker 4: No, No, that's right.

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Speaker 2: The whole city is built on those sort of roller skate things, what things, you know. The tall buildings are built on like a giant roller skate underneath the building things just sort of believes with it to shift.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Every day with the.

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Speaker 5: Number two story this hour, Kristen Bell has been doing the rounds promoting Veronica Mars the movie and in an interview with.

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Speaker 4: The Dallas radio host, she talks.

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Speaker 5: About the biggest change that you will see from the TV show to the movie.

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Speaker 2: So it's like nine years later, right, and so what changed the most among the characters in.

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Speaker 4: The cast My cup size.

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Speaker 8: To be honest, I was utterly flat chested on the show, and I was nursing a new human life when we shot the movie. It's referenced in the film Dick Casablancas looks at me and says, your tips look bigger, to which I respond, so yours?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there you go.

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Speaker 2: Don't remember that line film.

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Speaker 4: And the number one story. This our very sad news.

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Speaker 5: Mick Jagger's girlfriend, laurenz Scott, the fashion designer, has killed herself in her Manhattan apartment. She's found dead inside around one am. Not known if she left behind a note, but a spokesperson for Mick Jagger.

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Speaker 4: Said he is completely shocked and devastated in.

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Speaker 2: Perth right here.

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Speaker 5: He only arrived yesterday in Australia to start the tourist So yes, he's in Perth and very very sad news. So I'm not sure that those shows are going ahead. I din'd imagine he'd be flying straight home.

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Speaker 2: Wouldn't you?

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Speaker 5: And a special mention has to be noted here. There was another death hoax happening over the last twenty four hours. You know the guy that played Newman in Seinfeld? Yeah, how random is this? His name is Wayne Knight and everyone was a buzzy yesterday saying, oh, Paul Wayne Knight, we loved him on Seinfeld.

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Speaker 4: He's died, but it's not true.

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Speaker 5: He's come out and said some of you will be glad to hear this, others strangely disappointed, but I am alive and well he said, does someone have to die to trend?

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Speaker 4: Geez? Thanks for all the love everyone, I didn't know you cared, but start? And why him? Of all people?

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Speaker 2: Jeff Goldman was one before him, remember him?

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Speaker 4: Didn't Richard Wilkins start?

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Speaker 2: Then? Did Richard Wilkins start it?

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Speaker 5: Wilkins was the one that's well, I don't think it originated from Richard correction, but you're right he went to air with you.

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Speaker 2: I think he went to air with it and then said, well it must be true. And poor old Jeff Golden was logging on. I know Jurassic Park three has been a while.

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Speaker 5: It must be weird to have that happen to you. Yeah, like the rumor going around that you're dead.

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Speaker 2: It'd be awful. Yeah, and this is kiss morning everyone. That's seventeen to seven outside today, mostly sunny, The Bureau says, twenty eight in the city, thirty degrees out west. Jackie's got some feed for us.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, So here are the things that have been trending. And this is you know how every now and again, things like.

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Speaker 5: Planking and the Harlem shake come around where they trend and everyone starts doing it.

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Speaker 2: I have friends they were all planking.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, So do you want to know the latest one that's trending, which I've seen videos of.

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Speaker 4: It's actually really funny.

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Speaker 5: It's called whaling, and what it involves is you hide behind a piece of furniture or yeah, it's always a piece of furniture or you know something, and then what you do is you jump sort of up and then flop to the side like a whale does coming out of the water.

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Speaker 2: Oh I call that dolphiny.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's the same thing, dolphin and whaling.

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Speaker 2: It was more of a whale.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, you should call everyone every What they do is they usually put together a montage of about four whaling moments in different locations.

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Speaker 2: A video.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's video. It's not pictures. This one. This one video one. So it's actually really funny. If you go to whaling and google that, you'll see you're doing I'll do one. You do it, I'll do one today, I'll do.

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Speaker 2: I don't know where I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it appropriate. So what you just what? You pop up from somewhere.

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Speaker 4: You flip to the side and go down again.

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Speaker 2: And that's it.

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Speaker 4: So yeah, that's it. It's just stupid. It's stupid the things we do.

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Speaker 2: I would rather be dolphining because you have to flip.

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Speaker 4: You know, why don't you start dolphing.

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Speaker 2: Just make a noise. You need to need to make a noise with it or something.

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Speaker 4: Is there a whale noise you can make like.

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Speaker 2: We sort of some sonic or something.

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Speaker 4: But that doesn't have to say Remember how I played you. I think it was last month. Actually there was a news reporter and he was talking to Samuel L. Jackson and he thought he was Laurence Fishing.

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, he is.

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Speaker 4: L flipped it and I was like, what do you mean?

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Speaker 2: I look the same.

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Speaker 4: It was really embarrassing for the reporter.

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Speaker 5: I remember, well they have since come face to face since that moment that went viral.

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Speaker 4: And here's what happened to take a little last time.

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Speaker 9: You and I had a conversation. Was the satellite conversation that generated all this attention.

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Speaker 2: Yea, yeah, yeah, I couldn't see you. I'm just curious. I was amazed. I knew it would get attention.

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Speaker 10: I didn't I would get that degree of attention.

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Speaker 2: I don't think it will get any testing at all. Only I only thought people in La or why isn't it And I was sitting on a studio early in the morning, I was cold, and I was having a good time. Actually, well that that was the thing.

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Speaker 4: People thought, Oh, he's smiling, he's having a good time.

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Speaker 2: But I think you made a very valid point. Well, a lot of people thought I was I red, I was being racist or something. And it was really strange that people got that reaction from And I'm like, no, you're.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'm fine, Okay, how about you?

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Speaker 2: Always the same people like, ask him if you guys are fine.

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Speaker 1: As far as I know, Yeah, yeah, all right, why wouldn't we Why wouldn't we be exactly right, almost woman, I'm not this.

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Speaker 2: Frent T shirt. Why they think he was being racist?

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Speaker 5: I thought there was Samuel making it into a racist joking. Yeah, and there's another video that's gone viral. I saw this actually off the weekend. It's three grandmas sitting down.

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Speaker 4: At the table. They're like Brooklyn or New York because I'm grannies and they're sitting down.

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Speaker 5: And they're reading the lyrics to Beyonce's song drunk in Love. And they're quite disgusted by the lyrics because if you listen to those lyrics, they're pretty raunchy. They raunchy, yeah, they are if you listen to them, they're pretty.

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Speaker 2: And grannies are reading out the lyrics.

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Speaker 5: So the grannies are sitting there, they're eating their sandwich and their cup of tea and they're reading the lyrics on the computer screen and they're not happy.

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Speaker 4: So here's a little snippet for you.

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Speaker 1: Have you heard Kanye West and Beyond these new song Drunken Laff.

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Speaker 11: It's ridiculous they send it together, Kanye Western Beyond.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, tonight I see some super freaky Oh Jerry, that's that could go from being stripped to a super Ceo.

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Speaker 2: Beople all light and everything.

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Speaker 3: All right, boy, I'm drinking pocket in my life.

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Speaker 4: Seven eleven? What the hell was seven eleven? I'm rubbing on it, rubbing, rubbing. If you're scared, called back. We never talk when we had sex.

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Speaker 7: All right now, I don't think want this drunking.

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Speaker 1: Then I filled the top of my pathway and then write it with my surf point serve point, surf point graining.

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Speaker 10: On the wood, Get out of you.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to finish your grating on that wood, graining, graining on that water. I'm swerving on that swearting, swerving on that.

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Speaker 10: They must have a big bed topic.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, funny it was a jay Z by the way, your grandmad anything. All black people look the same too, Kanye West and us Beyonce.

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Speaker 4: Beyon Do you remember when she first came out? So many people called it beyond I know.

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Speaker 5: And there's also the earthquake, because what everyone's been talking about that happened in Los Angeles. Here's a little snippet of a local news team experiencing the earthquake whilst they were live to air, coming up more problems for a trouble earthquakethquake.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it appears to have stopped. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna jump right now to me to the US Geological Survey. Let's get right on that. Right now. That felt very close. Yeah, let's get right on that. That's a Ron Burgund the moment for that guy. Earthquake, earthquake, earthquake blind. Okay, it's finished now, okay, earthquaks. You must be so sick of hearing that. There's your dad's theme song.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Hailey Hasselhoff in studio with us. She is here for fashion week.

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Speaker 2: Actually, Hailey, so you were here for a little while doing the Melbourne thing, then you're staying on for Sydney fashion Week. Yeah. Really this is sort of like a working holiday, more holiday, less work, more.

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Speaker 7: Work, but to me, work is holiday.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's cool.

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Speaker 3: I'm having a good time already, been here for a day now, crazy day, yes, Shayed crazy, crazy weeks ahead, but I'm excited for sure.

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Speaker 4: And we were just talking about the earthquake.

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Speaker 5: How la Is experienced an earthquake, an earthquake and lost.

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Speaker 7: It was crazy. Yeah, I got a textbatch it from my mom this morning.

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Speaker 3: Just say that there was an earthquake, something's broken her house, but she's all good.

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Speaker 4: Right away.

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Speaker 3: I was actually getting my hair blown up by my makeup artist, and I was like, oh wait, I need a FaceTime, my FaceTime very man.

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Speaker 7: Sure everything was okay.

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Speaker 3: And then it was that thing of like, okay, mom, I gotta go now now whole time time to live.

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Speaker 2: I caught up to normal discussions.

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Speaker 5: Have you been involved in quite a large earthquake? For like, what's the worst one you I have?

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Speaker 3: Well, I mean nineteen ninety four was the worst earthquake.

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Speaker 7: I feel like in Los angele Us. It was really really really bad.

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Speaker 3: Our house actually kind of crumbled, but not completely right inside the house.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but I was so young, I mean I was two years old.

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Speaker 4: Oh okay, see I don't.

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Speaker 7: Really remember it. I mean I know that we did move houses though after that.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: So but that's just where do you go?

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Speaker 5: Like what you would know all the places to go, and what's the safest thing to do during the No one knows.

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Speaker 7: It's really just run out.

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Speaker 3: If it's shaking pretty bad and it's not stopping, you just run outside.

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Speaker 7: You got to get outside.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and then of the trees start to fall over and then you run back inside, in and out, in and out, and everyone's ringing around the shambles. The shambles, isn't it. Yeah. I went because when I because I lived there for a little while, a couple of years, and I went to a simulator maybe that Jackie simulatre in the back of the truck, and they simulated, okay, an earthquake. What happening in the books? Are all falling down?

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Speaker 4: It's scary.

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Speaker 2: I just started screaming and flipped out. I think, yeah, I know, but it's still like all the books and all the all the vases are still falling down.

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Speaker 4: Wow, oh my god, he's smashing.

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Speaker 2: It round your feet. And you just think, well you just flip out. You don't know what? Yeah, yeah, you'd be sure know what to do. I would be.

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Speaker 4: A miss a situation.

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Speaker 7: There was an earthquake.

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Speaker 3: There was like a little baby when I literally am such a such a little kid though, I like branded My sister was like, are you okay?

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Speaker 7: She's like why what? I was like, you didn't feel that.

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Speaker 3: She's like, no, really younger than New Year sister, she's older.

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Speaker 2: She's older. Yeah, and yours you and his solo no parents no sisters, no, no nothing, No boyfriend.

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Speaker 7: No boyfriend, you go to boyfriend, no boyfriend.

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Speaker 2: Not none at all.

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Speaker 13: No.

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Speaker 2: Have you sampled the Australians.

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Speaker 4: I wish they're out there.

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Speaker 7: I know I'm finding you.

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Speaker 2: Got any tips there for to meet Australian man?

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Speaker 7: Can you hook me up?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I couldn't hook you up.

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Speaker 2: She didn't even fans some English.

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Speaker 4: I have to find an English back your on the pool.

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Speaker 3: And everyone keeps saying every article I go with Haley's on the Pool, on the Pool, on the Pool, and I'm saying a hotel called pool Man.

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Speaker 7: It was just perfect.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that seems it was literally perfect.

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Speaker 3: I was in London, booked a hotel and I was like, poor man right.

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Speaker 4: Up my alley.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, so what are you actually doing? You're on the Walker, You're reporting mixture of jobs.

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Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I mean I'm a plus says model and an actress. But right now I'm basically doing a lot of press out here, doing a bunch of TV shows talking about body image and just talking about the fashion industry and the big pluss movement that's going on.

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Speaker 7: I'm just kind of doing my thing out here.

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Speaker 4: Was it sort of uh? What's the way was it? Because you would have grown up?

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Speaker 5: How what would you have been when David, your father, was on bay Watch and you were the baby?

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Speaker 7: I mean I really grew up on the set, did you?

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Speaker 3: I mean yeah, because I was there since the baby to probably like what you go to preschool three years.

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Speaker 7: Old something like that. So I really did grow up on the set.

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Speaker 3: The one of the extras actually became my my babysitter lifetime, And yeah, the crew was really kind of like a second family for me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I bet.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: You look, you look at people like Pamela Anderson like what would you have thought of that?

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Speaker 4: Like you'd be like, oh my.

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Speaker 7: God, but you I was a little kid, you know what I mean? So I didn't really know what was going on.

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Speaker 3: All I saw was a hundred people doing what they loved and having such good energy.

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Speaker 7: How cool is that?

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Speaker 2: Have you seen since you've become an adult? The infamous video, the Pamela Aoson video? What's that you know?

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Speaker 4: Highly?

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Speaker 3: Dude?

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Speaker 7: I do not know pop culture like anybody's business.

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Speaker 4: Get the video.

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Speaker 7: That's the thing is I get to learn these things when I go on these shows like Kylie Jenner.

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Speaker 5: It was the honeymoon video there was they were on the boats they had I don't even know it was sick.

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Speaker 2: Everyone knows that. Can show me, get the video. Let's get show me the video.

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Speaker 4: Work band on porn.

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Speaker 2: So then get your phone on.

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Speaker 3: Can't you show me and not show the viewers. We have to show the viewers you can look.

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Speaker 7: At and enjoy.

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Speaker 2: Everyone knows exactly. Talk about that for me, what do you want women to be conscious about with them? Because you obviously doing the Plus I was conscious.

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Speaker 3: Do you want people to know the really cool thing about what I'm doing is beyond the whole fashion standpoint of it all. There's such a big body image movement that's going on, and for it to be intertwined with fashion, I think young girls and women in general really listened to it a lot more.

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Speaker 2: What about men like me like the New Black? Yeah, yeah, I know.

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Speaker 7: That's Remy Ray saying too.

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Speaker 3: That's the girl who did British Plus Fashion Weekends saying as well, that is so okay. So I just did British Pluses Fashion Weekend and I headlined it, and that's Remy Ray, the creator of it.

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Speaker 7: That's her saying as well, she actually shirts that's as fast as black.

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Speaker 4: That's not even my sign, sister.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you need to go find her.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, how old is she?

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Speaker 7: No? Young, she's she's young young.

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Speaker 4: I do you know models?

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Speaker 3: She's on a model, she's a fashion designer and she actually created British plus size fashion weekends.

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Speaker 2: Right, Okay, that's a big deal.

00:19:55
Speaker 4: Information. You can go from each other my look to frame dot com.

00:19:59
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm creating a pretty cool website right now, so it's in the works, but definitely go check it out and you get on my social media.

00:20:07
Speaker 2: Kill ship. Yeah, just swear I was that bad, said ship.

00:20:12
Speaker 7: It's okay.

00:20:13
Speaker 2: Isn't there like a censer woman out there?

00:20:15
Speaker 7: Isn't there a couple a couple of minutes so they can take that out?

00:20:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, don't take it out. That probably lives on the slide. Actually, just let it slides. Don't worry about that. Keep it to look at it. She doesn't even look at us. She sits there with the headphones on with a scary look on her face.

00:20:30
Speaker 3: Pictures all right, only thanks for joining us and my look to Frame.

00:20:36
Speaker 2: Don't calm that's the website. Go and check her out of you see her at the Melbourne Fashion Week called Sydney Fashion Week, say hi. She loves people come out and saying hi. I get a photo of.

00:20:43
Speaker 7: The Yeah, yeah, come cuddle me.

00:20:45
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's so sweet. How do you dad? Because i'n't spoken to him for a while. Whoa he used to be a real peste a past. Yeah, he pissed me that you and your sister was singing me like, oh the girls have got a new song.

00:20:57
Speaker 4: He listen to that, listen to this.

00:20:59
Speaker 7: He's a good man.

00:21:02
Speaker 2: He is a great man. You went the one that did the video where you.

00:21:05
Speaker 4: Then she wasn't that was your sister.

00:21:09
Speaker 7: Yeah, but that was that was something personal.

00:21:11
Speaker 2: I like that. I'm bringing up with him all the time. Yeah, Kyle watching Kyle's pants. Yeah, you got to guess what's in there? To win the Katy Perry concert tickets.

00:21:26
Speaker 5: I don't even know what's in there this morning? Stand up, I want to have a look at yeah.

00:21:31
Speaker 2: Okay, oh.

00:21:35
Speaker 4: Very round.

00:21:37
Speaker 5: It's like, well, I don't want to guess, just in case I guess that's right. But we've got someone coming in Alistair.

00:21:43
Speaker 2: Come in.

00:21:43
Speaker 5: He's registered to win this competition by feeling what's in your pants?

00:21:48
Speaker 4: If he correctly identifies.

00:21:49
Speaker 2: It, welcome, you know, don't get over there and have kids here, go and in the.

00:21:58
Speaker 5: Station a long long time you too, and it's finally nice.

00:22:02
Speaker 4: So I know you've been a regular caller to this show.

00:22:04
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, yep you have, Yes, definitely, it's exciting.

00:22:08
Speaker 4: It is exciting on the field my day. Yeah yeah. This is the Katy Perry concert tickets.

00:22:13
Speaker 1: All right.

00:22:14
Speaker 5: You can think out loud as to what it might be, but we will need you to long in an answer.

00:22:19
Speaker 2: In this area here, it's not this area here, not this area. If that's what you're saying to me, push aside so you don't get confused.

00:22:27
Speaker 9: I know imish, mate, but I'm not returned.

00:22:30
Speaker 2: Already feeling look at it, Look at it, Look at it.

00:22:34
Speaker 4: It's very protruding.

00:22:36
Speaker 2: Alistair. Put your hand on the no I know what image and gets excited about that. Look at that.

00:22:40
Speaker 5: Look at you seem so at ease with another man, feeling so close to that region.

00:22:46
Speaker 2: It's quite I've had these jeanes on the four days. It's quite small. Look is it is tiny?

00:22:53
Speaker 4: What's going through your head? Alistair?

00:22:55
Speaker 2: Do you think no, good, good, the Lord something?

00:23:00
Speaker 9: It feels something quite fruity.

00:23:01
Speaker 4: Fruity, like it could be a lemon or lime Jackie.

00:23:07
Speaker 9: Along that kind of lanes and the Jackie fruity.

00:23:10
Speaker 2: It's as I said, it's gone. I feel like it was.

00:23:14
Speaker 9: I must side your legging. Do you get excited?

00:23:16
Speaker 2: Speculated?

00:23:17
Speaker 9: Keep just keep keep it, cam calk.

00:23:22
Speaker 2: What do you think? Well, he's giving it a buddy and.

00:23:24
Speaker 5: Only the heavy breathing Alister's.

00:23:29
Speaker 4: It's just a good feel.

00:23:31
Speaker 9: I want to make sure I get the right thing. I don't what I reckon it is jump to lock in and it's either going to be a lemon or a locking in one.

00:23:39
Speaker 4: You want you need one odd feel. It looks too small for a lemon.

00:23:44
Speaker 9: I'm gonna go a lemon.

00:23:46
Speaker 4: You're gonna go a lemon. It is a lemon.

00:23:48
Speaker 2: He's got it is lemon.

00:23:51
Speaker 4: That's a small lemon.

00:23:52
Speaker 2: Too bad. That's how they are.

00:23:53
Speaker 9: It's not confused with something else.

00:23:55
Speaker 2: We're not all getting the lemons from the eastern suburbs. Jackie, the rest of us to sheet these ship lemons. Well done, man, Perry Ticket.

00:24:07
Speaker 4: Yeah, that'll be a good concept.

00:24:08
Speaker 5: Thanks Alistair for coming in and playing What's in Kyle's Pants? If you want to register, you can do that at our website kiss one O six five dot com.

00:24:16
Speaker 4: Dot are you he's Jackie's unused?

00:24:19
Speaker 5: Yeah, another tantrum from Lindsey Loewen. We'll get to that in just a second. The number three story this hour, Lady Gaga has shared a picture of herself naked in a bathtub after that stunt she performed on stage where.

00:24:30
Speaker 4: She had the vomited. A woman vomited all over her with green slime and it was horrible.

00:24:35
Speaker 5: But yeah, she's The picture shows her in the bath naked with all this murky colored water around her. No, you sort of snuff, you actually die? Not really, her bottom sticking out a bit. But it's kind of a weird, eerie picture, if I'm honest. But she said she loved every moment of doing that stunt on stage, and that's what pop is all about.

00:25:00
Speaker 2: She's always got people lingering around which is in the bath and all that.

00:25:02
Speaker 4: Sort of Yeah, like, who was there to even take that picture? That's a good question.

00:25:06
Speaker 5: The number two story this hour, Angelina Jolley has dressed those rumors that she was going to direct Fifty Shades of Gray.

00:25:12
Speaker 4: Oh that's right, Yeah, I don't think it was ever going to happen. She laughed it off. She blushed. Actually she was really embarrassed.

00:25:18
Speaker 5: When someone asked her about it, she said, she said, I think it's just funny with directing. You just you know, she goes, I don't think I could do that.

00:25:25
Speaker 4: Kind of film.

00:25:26
Speaker 5: Angelina Jolly, she's like the sexual you know goddess.

00:25:30
Speaker 4: Yeah, well she was, Yeah, she's maybe maybe she would have toned it down a bit, madam.

00:25:36
Speaker 2: Ma'am, ma'am. So it doesn't.

00:25:39
Speaker 5: The number one story this hour Lindsay Lohan's docco series that Oprah Winfrey did with her heed over in the US overnight, and another tantrum was had.

00:25:49
Speaker 4: She's thrown a few of them. So if you want to.

00:25:51
Speaker 2: See if we watched this whole series and there was no tangions or there was no naughty Lindsay, we'd all be like, oh, she's acting for the cameras. This is the real herb. That's what people want to see.

00:26:02
Speaker 5: Well, it's funny because the production company were obviously just paying her check after check, like as they went along.

00:26:09
Speaker 4: They didn't pay her in one lump sum.

00:26:10
Speaker 5: Of course, if they were worried, she'd just take it and run and wouldn't show up for half of the filming in Mexico. Yeah, so they were paying for her apartment, but they only wanted to pay her by you know, each week or each month, and she was not happy because they withheld one of the checks to ensure that she would turn up for filming.

00:26:27
Speaker 4: And that's when she blew up.

00:26:28
Speaker 5: Take a listen, guys, don't know, but no, you can't pull that with mere. I have given you no reason to feel that today it was not appropriate.

00:26:37
Speaker 4: I was not ready to get on that set, and we'll do what I was supposed to do. So until you can't assume.

00:26:42
Speaker 5: I am going to that's right, So until okay, well there you go. Well she does have a reputation, so I guess they're just protecting themselves.

00:26:52
Speaker 4: I can understand that, Hey, the money.

00:26:54
Speaker 2: Pay the money.

00:26:55
Speaker 4: And then she just doesn't show up, and.

00:26:57
Speaker 2: He knows you won't show up.

00:26:58
Speaker 4: She doesn't show up to so much she shows up, No, she doesn't.

00:27:03
Speaker 2: So what doesn't she show up every set?

00:27:05
Speaker 4: You got?

00:27:05
Speaker 5: Not every that's an exaggeration, but a lot of a lot of people say for the other day, like Lizen Dick, right, she didn't show up a lot of the time for that, and even Grant Bowler told us that they would wait around for hours and hours and hours.

00:27:19
Speaker 4: Because she just wouldn't show up.

00:27:20
Speaker 2: That's the way she was method She was method acting.

00:27:23
Speaker 4: What what Liz Taylor was?

00:27:25
Speaker 2: She was?

00:27:27
Speaker 4: How do you know that?

00:27:28
Speaker 2: How do you know she wasn't?

00:27:29
Speaker 4: You're the one that I've read.

00:27:30
Speaker 2: Liz Taylor biography?

00:27:31
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, have you no tell me?

00:27:33
Speaker 3: What?

00:27:35
Speaker 4: Tell me something about.

00:27:36
Speaker 2: She never showed up? Everything she had many full of crap. God, she gets all defensive, told you witnessing this. Can you see I'm a nice person. I dare I dare go against the almighty Jackie or hell breaks lose? What do you think? Who do you think is right? What a weekly get out of here you? Oh?

00:27:59
Speaker 4: Yeah, tactics? Okay, this is a Kaal and Jackie O shirt? He said, speak of them?

00:28:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, Kyle jack here? Well thinks the Hoyt Cinema's escaped your way? Morning everybody?

00:28:11
Speaker 4: You know how the other day I went out to dinner on Friday night?

00:28:15
Speaker 2: Yeah?

00:28:15
Speaker 5: Some friends friends, Yeah, more Lee's friends.

00:28:19
Speaker 2: And where did we meet these people?

00:28:21
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, just here's Dory again. How many times do I have to say Fiji.

00:28:25
Speaker 2: Ah, right, so these are your friends, Yeah, they Lee's friends, not yours when you're both on holidays at the same.

00:28:30
Speaker 5: Time, because he's been going out with these guys more than I've been going out with them, right, right, So anyway, on Friday, obviously we had to leave our house at five o'clock to get to the city and I wanted to get my hair done and a spray turn after first and everything.

00:28:46
Speaker 2: What time was dinner? Nine thirty at nine?

00:28:48
Speaker 5: I was doing this at like two in the afternoon, and just traffic was a mess, right, And I got my spray ten done and I was running really really late by this stage, and at this stage Lee is annoyed, but I didn't want to tell him that I was getting a spray tand done and that's why I was running in yours at the hair salon. But I didn't want to tell him I was going to get a spray tan done as well. But I was wearing the dress I wanted to wear that night, and it was a white dress. And when I got there, I realized I didn't have a change of clothes to get into after the spray tan.

00:29:15
Speaker 4: And anyone who's ever had a spray tand done.

00:29:17
Speaker 5: Well, know that you need to bring a black outfit because it goes everywhere, everywhere, everywhere, like just like clay all over your dress. Yeah, so this obviously I'm wearing this nice white dress and what am I going to do?

00:29:29
Speaker 4: How am I going to leave this hair salon.

00:29:30
Speaker 2: To ask you a question? Why were you wearing the dress all day that you were going to wear out that night?

00:29:34
Speaker 4: It was only I was wearing it during like the day that the midday part.

00:29:38
Speaker 5: That's fine, that's fine, right, Yeah, anyway, sound so wearing this white dress and I get there and I and the girl that's doing my hand says, oh, what are you going to do? You cannot put that dress on after a fake tan. So she gives me a pair of pajamas.

00:29:52
Speaker 4: That they have and it's the only thing.

00:29:56
Speaker 5: My only option here is to walk out and it's in Double Bay, but is to walk out from the salon in Double Bay with pajamas and my high heels.

00:30:05
Speaker 2: On waiting to be discovered.

00:30:10
Speaker 4: So I did do that. I did do that. That was my that was took about.

00:30:15
Speaker 2: Pajamas.

00:30:16
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're like it was like a page, like they're like normal cotton you know, Yeah, there's mistaking, mistaking that these are pajamas.

00:30:26
Speaker 4: So anyway, that's fine.

00:30:28
Speaker 5: Look, people are you know, I think they're just thinking interesting, look whatever. Yeah, and then I get home and I realize, why am I in my pajamas?

00:30:38
Speaker 4: How am I going to walk through the door in my How am I going.

00:30:41
Speaker 2: To explain this because you've already done the furfy where he thinks you just.

00:30:46
Speaker 4: Exactly, So I'm thinking, what am I going to do?

00:30:49
Speaker 5: And by the way, I'm in my car, how am I going to get out of this and be naked and change back into the white dress?

00:30:54
Speaker 4: Even if I were to pull this off?

00:30:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you don't even have a carriage, I get the friend exactly, don't walk in nude, not in your suburb. No.

00:31:05
Speaker 4: So I walked in with my pajamas.

00:31:07
Speaker 5: Yeah, And I walked through the door and he said what are you wearing? And I said, oh, stop giving me a hard time about what I wear all the time, babe, this is fashionable. You wouldn't know fashion of fashion and what just to save the argument that would then ensue. Because he hates being late, and he hates being late.

00:31:28
Speaker 4: This's number one.

00:31:29
Speaker 2: Motto to this story. Kids. If you're listening is lie to the people who love the most rather than having to deal with any issues.

00:31:35
Speaker 4: You know me, That's what I do. And we took by the way.

00:31:39
Speaker 5: The next day, we took Kitty to her first ballet class.

00:31:43
Speaker 2: Oh got how old is Kitty three? Yeah? That is that the right time to start?

00:31:47
Speaker 5: Yeah, pretty much. You can start them even younger. But I took her because, you.

00:31:50
Speaker 4: Know me, I want her to do ballet.

00:31:51
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're trying to buce her into the dreams that you never got to achieve.

00:31:54
Speaker 4: And I took her. That didn't She didn't like it at all.

00:31:58
Speaker 5: And in fact, it's funny because halfway through the class, the kids next door that were older, they were like seven and eight, they had just finished their hip hop class and they came in and they said.

00:32:06
Speaker 4: Would you like to watch our performance?

00:32:08
Speaker 5: So all the little girls in their tutus ran next door to watch these girls do their performance, and like the black Eyed Peas comes on, let's get it started, and the girls start tworking and they're like really, And I'm.

00:32:21
Speaker 4: Thinking, geez, this is like full on for seven year olds.

00:32:24
Speaker 2: But it's not a sexualized dance.

00:32:27
Speaker 4: It's fun I feel like bluddy duddy because I like, Okay, this is interesting anyway.

00:32:33
Speaker 5: At the end of their performance, the lay teacher goes, all right, let's go back to our room, and Kitty said, no, I want to stay in this class on and there's.

00:32:42
Speaker 4: She's gonna be. Yeah, she was tworking like she wants to twork. What have I created? Am I created?

00:32:49
Speaker 2: At least since she doesn't become a valerina, maybe she can roll joints and to work for Snoop Dogg during his album recordings.

00:32:55
Speaker 4: Headed right now, Vie.

00:32:56
Speaker 2: Oh, you're such a good mom.

00:33:00
Speaker 4: This is a Kayle and Jackie O's shirt.

00:33:04
Speaker 2: I'm looking at the Telegraph this morning. Yeah, I flipped out at a confidential. You know, that's my favorite bit.

00:33:10
Speaker 4: I know. I don't even think you read the news, and.

00:33:12
Speaker 2: No I don't. I didn't really look for pictures of myself. Yeah, and look, here's a look at this giant photo of you and I with the gorgeous models.

00:33:20
Speaker 5: Cheyenne and Nicole from the face we had them in yesterday.

00:33:24
Speaker 2: And there's me looking like an idiot.

00:33:25
Speaker 4: Yeah.

00:33:26
Speaker 5: The article is actually about Nicole was rushed to hospital.

00:33:30
Speaker 4: She's okay, by the way, she's okay.

00:33:32
Speaker 5: She's fine, so that's what the story was on, and it happened just after she left here, because.

00:33:37
Speaker 2: She said yesterday when she came in, I've got a bit of a source stomach. And we did the interview and then off to hospital. But thank god she's fine. But this giant photo they're put in the paper.

00:33:45
Speaker 4: Is the one we took yesterday in the studio.

00:33:47
Speaker 2: After the girls dressed me up in a jacket, Bermuda shorts, a red shirt and the bow tie. Your short and not good And they've just put the photo in there and this is how start because I look like I'm five seconds from springing out of the closet.

00:34:04
Speaker 5: They've made no reference to the fact that that was just like a dress up thing, so people.

00:34:09
Speaker 2: Will be looking he's not dressed in his normal out here. No, They've just put it in there like that's how I'm getting around in the bow tie shorts. Look I've eaten for Pharrell Williams or something. I know.

00:34:23
Speaker 5: I saw that this morning and I thought people are just going to assume that's how you.

00:34:26
Speaker 2: Dress now, and someone will get on social media and go, Carle's gay, and then my family will believe it because they believe every single thing they see, they read. Your dad, my dad, especially everything he hears, even if it's a rumor with someone on a bus. Yeah, he'll ring up and I heard the yeah this, and I heard that.

00:34:47
Speaker 5: I hear him show and you're going, Dad, how many times I have to believe?

00:34:51
Speaker 2: You know?

00:34:51
Speaker 4: I tell you don't believe everything made.

00:34:53
Speaker 2: He always thinks every room is true.

00:34:55
Speaker 4: You could tell your dad anything and he'd believe.

00:34:57
Speaker 2: I could bring him up right now, make up some ridiculous lie. You just believe it, hook line and sink every time. Let's get the phone out. Let's give him a call, because he's just so gullible.

00:35:08
Speaker 4: What are you going to say?

00:35:09
Speaker 2: I don't know, but you watch, it'll be outrageously ridiculous. Okay, and he will just believe it, and he'll be like, oh good on your son, or he'll be very concerned or what it'll be appropriate. Okay, let's ring him up now, got it. I don't even know what I'm going to make out yet. I'll come on some TV show or something or other. Okay, it's do it up.

00:35:37
Speaker 9: I'll be.

00:35:39
Speaker 12: King of Radio, going, hey dad, mate.

00:35:42
Speaker 2: How are you? What do you mean? What have I done. Hey remember that show. It's what I was on ages ago. I barely remember it. This is your Life Mike Munroe or something that was doing it, you remember, Yeah, yeah, Well they want to bring that back and they want me to be the first person on it. Ah, right, yeah, I don't know. It just sounds a bit daggy to me. But right is that they usually have like your Evon Gulagongs and all those sort of and the who's that old that old bird the singer Dawn Fraser, those sort of types on it. You know, they have a lot of you have a lot of people on it. Yeah. Yeah, well they said it was iconic and all this ship, but I don't know, I just I barely remember it. But they were like, oh, you know, we'd want your dad and you know, your family on there, and and I was like, oh, my family is a bit fractured. Like there's my dad and his wife and then their kids, and there's me and my brother, and then there's my mum and her third husband and and no one. And I just tried to explain that, you know, granny has got dementia and the other ground's dead and those aren'ties. Hate those arnies. And no one talks to each other. And as I was telling him, I thought, oh, this is actually sounds a little bit mental wonder the way you are actually, But they want to fly you down. They want to put you up, like in like in the penthouse at the Star Casino and Limos. They were even going to thinking about something a private jet and filming all in there because they want to do filming on the plane. And I thought, I did love that, okay, yeah yeah, And and they're gonna give it. I think they're gonna give five grand or somebody with the casino chips and all that sort of stuff. So I thought, oh, I'm yeah, let's see if you're interested in that.

00:37:28
Speaker 12: I'd be interested to do it for nothing.

00:37:31
Speaker 2: Oh that's nice, all right, good. And then they give you a book or something. I don't know what that is. They want photos and stuff. You got photos, and make sure their photos of me this time, not Chris.

00:37:44
Speaker 12: You got most of the photos.

00:37:46
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know where they are. Have you got doubles in.

00:37:49
Speaker 12: The video when you're on Channel seven way back.

00:37:51
Speaker 2: When when you're a kid doing well, you still somewhere Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what does that on that tith then they can into TV show. So well, I tell him you don't want the money for the and the casino chips, but you but they they were, they're happy to give it to you. I can tell him you don't want it. If you want, well, don might have a fiddle with it. I might have a fiddle we're doing about the money. The money anyway, I made it, Jake, and none of this is real. I'll see your dad by.

00:38:31
Speaker 12: Kyle and Jackie.

00:38:35
Speaker 2: Jackie, oh show. Yeah, I just rang my dad. He believes anything that is written said, any rumors about me?

00:38:41
Speaker 5: Someone you tell him he told him all this stuff.

00:38:46
Speaker 2: Do your parents are they gullible that they believe everything you say? Your parents are sucked into everything.

00:38:53
Speaker 6: They've always believed everything of it.

00:38:55
Speaker 4: Said that they do believe us.

00:38:56
Speaker 7: But as teenagers you can get.

00:38:58
Speaker 2: Away from I could ring my dad right now again and just make up another ridiculous story.

00:39:03
Speaker 4: Fall through it again.

00:39:04
Speaker 2: I'm telling you he would absolutely wouldn't.

00:39:06
Speaker 4: Do it, straight up telling you he would believe I.

00:39:09
Speaker 2: Will do it. Then I'm going to get the phone again. I'm going to him again another ridiculed what was the last story to do?

00:39:15
Speaker 4: So this is your life. You said, you him on.

00:39:18
Speaker 2: The point I didn't even come from, and.

00:39:19
Speaker 4: He'd keet five thousand dollars and.

00:39:22
Speaker 2: I thought that I'm going to ring him up again, and you watch, don't say anything.

00:39:25
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't get him to believe me again, all right, go on.

00:39:29
Speaker 2: Okay, don't say anything. Don't give it away. The ruins a surprise.

00:39:33
Speaker 1: Okay, what are you doing?

00:39:41
Speaker 2: Sorry? I know I lied last time I rang, but I was just I was a bit nervous about telling you. I was just waiting for confirmation. Actually. Image and I the other day went to the to the grocery shop. You know, I haven't been in the grocery shop for years. And then on the way out there's a news agent there and it had the big lotto thing and it was like, oh, it was only a two million one. And she's like, oh, I've never put the lotto on blah blah blah. And I was like oh yeah, yeah, and went in. Some Chinese dude was behind the thing and tried to figure out how to play lotto and he's like, oh, just get quick quick picked, just get quick picked. And so I was like, oh, right here, thirty eight games quick pick and we just put the She just put the ticket in and she she won million bucks. Two million dollars. Yeah, that's what That was the jackpot for the last week on the Tuesday lotto or whatever. It was two million bucks. First time she's ever played. I couldn't believe it. I couldn't believe it. No, no, no, she put it in there. She just went out because it's been sitting in the receipt was like a big shopping docket, had heaps of games on her. She just took it up to the newsagent, to the casket ticket to join or whatever it is, back to the back to the news agency and the guy put it in the machine and it's like you want tomme dollar and she's flipped out. She didn't know what to do any lying again, lying, what's wrong with you?

00:41:04
Speaker 12: You're on tract or something?

00:41:07
Speaker 2: No, lying again, Hello idiot. It was just just so gullible. Believe everything.

00:41:26
Speaker 4: I don't believe you did that back to back, and you believe it.

00:41:28
Speaker 2: Again and do it again right now. I could Actually I've got it. I was just about to. I had a brilliant lie in my mind, and I thought, you roll with it. Geting three times in a row. The guy should be committed. This is my dad, This is the one who taught me about life. You wonder what's wrong with me? You watched talk line and sink again right, three times in a row, almost a joke, ringing him up? Do you want me to put you on?

00:42:08
Speaker 12: Speak of this? Because people think I'm having a senior moment?

00:42:11
Speaker 2: What are you work? Oh? Sorry? I thought you were at home? Oh why would I be at home? I during the workdo no, no, no, I don't know what you do? What you should do? Okay? Now what is there? All people there in the office? Okay, ready for the big announcement, the real deal. Now are you ready? Oh? Hello everyone? Hello, the whole office is there. He's going to be your grandfather.

00:42:42
Speaker 14: I'm going to be your grandfather?

00:42:44
Speaker 2: Yes, bloody hell mate?

00:42:46
Speaker 14: Thank god for that.

00:42:47
Speaker 2: A bad time.

00:42:48
Speaker 5: Eh, Well I'm pleased.

00:42:51
Speaker 2: Well you don't sound that pleased.

00:42:53
Speaker 14: I'm excited.

00:42:54
Speaker 13: I'm ecstatic, Carl.

00:42:57
Speaker 2: He's actually collapsed.

00:42:58
Speaker 12: But he's all.

00:42:59
Speaker 2: Right, are you, dame? You haven't really collapsed, have you? God? Yeah? You know he's prone to their collapses. So watch out with the jokes anyway, only lying, only lying again, lying again, So haven't you got anything to do? Yeah, this is what I do.

00:43:25
Speaker 15: Why drug?

00:43:26
Speaker 2: You don't swear in the office place? Okay, we'll enjoy enjoy yourselves up there. Thanks for listening to the lies. Are you ringing it back again? Probably not? Stop swearing. You're on the radio. Speak to you around June July, dude, July. Well, it'll be a good day, just around my birthday. Bye. It was a sucker born every minute. Three in a row, your poor da three in a row. They just they just need to be a bit better than the last life. Anyone can do it. You know I can do it.

00:44:06
Speaker 4: I am beginning to think on the you can.

00:44:08
Speaker 2: Carriage everyone, bring your parents, record it, send it into us. We'll p it for we'll make idiots of them on the radio and care It is the Kyle and Jackie your show. Oh, Vando married Random Marrin. Now we are Slooby Roses off the market. Baby, she's a game. Oh congratulations, honey. How are you guys?

00:44:36
Speaker 15: How you doing?

00:44:37
Speaker 2: What's happened? How did it happen? Did you get down on one? Need? Tell me about it? I want to know everything.

00:44:42
Speaker 15: Oh, Carl, you will appreciate this. This, this was Okay, basically this was a prank that went horribly white. I got to know Phoebe at a barbecue once, and I really just went to meet her pet pig, because she has this adul pet pig. And since the I've met this woman, that's family are the queen of pranksters. When I first met her, for instance, and being vegan, they had convinced me because I couldn't see the barbecue from where we were eating, but then convinced me that the peak that I just met was actually about to be was actually been cooked. Smelled the meat. I'm freaking out. I'm thinking, how am I going to get at it? How as quickly as possible? It's peel were horrible And from there it has been like this series of pranks with this family, and to be expected, me rolls Al's family. Of course, they're going to be kooky and clever, and you know, we get to know each other and we start dating, and Phoebe does a lot of philanthropy work. At the moment, she's in Nepoll on a giving trip, and we really connected on that and we started this amazing relationship. And it came around the time that I was very shaken up, as you two were, and as were my sort of you know, the whole of Australia about the death of Charlotte Dawson, and it really, really, you know, I really my regret was that I wish, you know, because her and I had so much in common, and we went through so many similar things to do with the rise and fall of fame and what it does for you and money and all and depression and all these things, and I thought, I just wish that I used the fact that I actually related to her and could have been someone she could talk to and put my hand out as a as a sorry and a welcome instead of being part of, you know, this sort of bickering that we had that we didn't need to have because we did love each other. And it's really changed my perspective of what makes me happy and what I really want to do. And I've done a lot of philanthrophy work in the past and meet to Kenya, and I've been to Lao and I was talking to Phoebe about her work, and you know, the relationship was blooming. We've now decided to do a documentary on travels around the world, and I'm finding I'm funding that myself. I've put forward about sixty seven dollars so far, and we're sort of planning its life. And we're out one night and it's about the fifteenth pranks that I've fallen for. The mother Lucy is the Queen of prankss what you need us, just what I I don't know what I've gotten myself into. So from Vegas with Phoebe's sister, they sent us this big not it's saying, guys, you know, we're so sorry you couldn't be here. But you know, Chloe and a girlfriend, Nikki, they're getting married at the White Chapel, and we're like, oh my god, oh my god. You know when when sur Angricas are not there, but we're so excited we totally fall for it. And then and and and so then that's what happens. And then they eventually tell us that it wasn't true, and then I was you know, we're like, that'sh it. This year, We've got to get this one back. Happy, we sort of we sort of forget about it a little bit, and then one day I proposed to Feet because you know, this is my soulmate and this is this is the woman of my dreams and we're so in love and but I didn't do it right. We were just lying in bed and I was like, I'm going to spend forever with you, and she was like, I know, like we're going to get married, We're going to this is like our life. I feel like I finally met the right person.

00:47:51
Speaker 2: Is this before sex after? Because I've said that before sex before as well, we're gonna not gonna.

00:47:57
Speaker 15: Lie was after? It does happen you?

00:48:04
Speaker 5: Because know because you're lying in bed after that and you're saying, yeah, we're going to get married, and what happens? Because I know she rejected your proposal three times.

00:48:11
Speaker 15: They rejected it because we had probably probably because we've just slept together. And she was like, you know, ask me in a week, give you serious? Because she's like I watched, She's like, I want to say yes, and she's like, but ask me in a week if you're serious, and I said, I tried to. I said, yep, all right, I will ask you in a week anyway. A week gross last and instead of asking and I said, hey, hey, let's get back Lucy. Let's pretend that we just got engaged, but let's we need to do it properly because this woman is just too smart. So I've got the Australian for my number, ready to write to my mother saying, you know, I can't believe our daughters are getting engaged.

00:48:44
Speaker 2: It is wonderful.

00:48:45
Speaker 15: Can't wait to meet you. We've got to We've borrowed a ring to bring to take a photo. You know, we've done all these things. We tell the mother yeah, and she writes back and she and she is like, congratulations, I'm so glad. And what we didn't know is that she's cranking us back so that she's called yep. She's like, I've called it out Daily Mail. I've told them, I've called it. I've written an email to the entire family celebrating she's too clever. She is too clever. You know, let's get the wedding over and done with. Let's get let's do it.

00:49:19
Speaker 13: You know.

00:49:19
Speaker 15: She's like, I know exactly where we should do it, you know all and we're sitting there going, oh my god, oh my god, what are we going to do? And then I'm thinking she's gonna hate me now, I'm never going to be able to marry her daughter. And she's getting very she's saying, she's crying. You know that the sisters got involved with you know, we've got the sisters involved and they're going, this is so wonderful. But but Phoebe then started writing to her. The reason she kind of knew it was vague is because she believed it at first. But then Phoebe said, but I don't want to marry her, Mum, I just don't want to marry her, and just I don't think she's the one for me. And I've accidentally said yes, And how do I how do I undo it with you know, without hurting hand?

00:49:52
Speaker 2: Does anyone know whether he's engagement is actually real or not at the end of this story, because using everybody like revenge? Have you seen that TV show Revenge is very similar?

00:50:06
Speaker 15: Yes, it's also like being punked, but every day of my living life. So when you freak out and then you know, it all kind of comes to an end and then we you know, she go we had dinner defrescently for my birthday, and Lucy said, I knew that it was fake because I know that my daughter would have to say yes, because you are the most amazing woman that she's ever met with any of us have met, and she did take a ring from that that nerdy little boy in high school that did bacarash, and so she wouldn't take a ring from Ruby. I knew it was a prank. Anyway. The next day, I wake up at five o'clock in the morning and Phoebe, who is the most you know, like we are cut from the same cloth. But I'm definitely the cheeky, mischievous one, you know, and very much the golden girl. She's broken into my house and I have like gating and I have doors, and you know, it's not easy to break into my house. I'm checking my security. She breaks into my house with flowers.

00:51:04
Speaker 2: And a card.

00:51:05
Speaker 15: But five in the morning and I wake up and I have no idea what's gone. I freak out first because I think someone's about to rob me. And then she gets down on one knee and she says, Ruby, will you marry me? And I was so certain it was a prank.

00:51:20
Speaker 4: Anyone anymore, the.

00:51:23
Speaker 15: Worst thing prank in the world. Get out of my house.

00:51:26
Speaker 2: That is.

00:51:26
Speaker 5: So that explains that tweet you sent out where you said, you know I get that out.

00:51:32
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, saw.

00:51:34
Speaker 15: That, And she said, no, I'm serious. She said, I'm absolutely serious. I love you and I do want to send the rest of my life with you, and I said yes, and then finally double shagged with everyone. But it wasn't a frank and indeed we're now engaged.

00:51:51
Speaker 2: And then what happened? When did the scissors thing happen? What the what the scissors? You know?

00:52:00
Speaker 5: What?

00:52:01
Speaker 2: You know? Like what you guys? Do you know? They? You know? I mean, you know they? What do you call it? I know where?

00:52:06
Speaker 4: I know where you're going?

00:52:07
Speaker 5: Maybe actual again, trying to try to position he's trying to imagine two gorgeous girls together.

00:52:14
Speaker 15: I thought you meant the blood vile, and I was thinking, you know that's right.

00:52:18
Speaker 2: You've got a blood viola blood as well. I love that. I love that.

00:52:23
Speaker 15: I'm very and everyone you know, like that's Angelia and jolly, you know that's their idea. And I was like, well, yeah, obviously thinking of myself strangely bolder, but like entirely romantic gesture.

00:52:36
Speaker 2: No, I think it's nice. I'm very happy for you because you were You're a sweetheart, and I'm glad you've found someone share your life with that you that you're totally into.

00:52:47
Speaker 15: It really is so excellent, she really really is.

00:52:50
Speaker 2: I like her because you know how you need your friends to like people. Do you reckon her and I'll get on or not, nobody might get on.

00:52:57
Speaker 15: You get along with everyone.

00:52:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, you get along with when you don't, even when I don't get on as soon as you.

00:53:04
Speaker 15: Like them again they like Yeah.

00:53:08
Speaker 4: And so Ruby. You'll be back for Maybeline the Melbourne Fashion Festival.

00:53:12
Speaker 15: Yes, yes, I can't wait. So I'm leaving actually tonight i fly back to Australia and I've got a couple of gigs I celebrate my birthday and engagement and where I can't wait.

00:53:21
Speaker 4: I've got Passionately it's going to be big.

00:53:25
Speaker 2: It's going to be And see when you're back, Okay, yeah.

00:53:29
Speaker 15: Yeah, absolutely, you know. I know that you're rolling in the doors like the big engage in President.

00:53:35
Speaker 2: You'll get a nice You'll get a lovely engagement present from us, you absolutely will.

00:53:38
Speaker 5: Well, you sent Nicole and the pony, So shut up, Jackie, what are you going to say?

00:53:45
Speaker 2: I was going to do the same.

00:53:47
Speaker 4: In the wedding present.

00:53:48
Speaker 5: By the way, that's a real paint of the just because someone a pony and Nicole.

00:53:52
Speaker 2: And Key sent it back. They didn't want the pony. I sent them a pony, like a real horse, like a pony.

00:54:01
Speaker 4: And then she said they couldn't have the pony.

00:54:05
Speaker 2: They couldn't have the pony in their house, Dolly Wood.

00:54:09
Speaker 5: He don't actually send this pony. Yeah, that's alright. He won't send you a pony.

00:54:14
Speaker 2: I'll send her something nice. Ruby Rose this morning. Congratulations, engaged the market. There you go.

00:54:19
Speaker 5: I guess we've got on coming up. The cooking monster from sesame Streets.

00:54:25
Speaker 2: Just started a diet while I bring the freaking cookie.

00:54:28
Speaker 4: I thought what we could do is take calls.

00:54:30
Speaker 5: If you're with your kid right now that would love to speak to the cookie monster.

00:54:33
Speaker 2: Maybe period cooking monster.

00:54:37
Speaker 4: Yeah that's a nice tribe, but that's not.

00:54:38
Speaker 2: Rare cook cookies, cookies. That's really me. Yeah, were tending to be the cooking and.

00:54:46
Speaker 4: The cookie monsters here though, somewhere in the building.

00:54:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you've got actual actual thing.

00:54:52
Speaker 4: No, I'm serious. He's coming up in the lift.

00:54:54
Speaker 2: Now by himself.

00:54:56
Speaker 4: Yeah, the real cookie monster is coming up in the lift. I think he's friends with him.

00:54:59
Speaker 2: He's brandy. I know what to go is. I thought you made the cookie Monster. Just I'm going to look on the lift monitor and the cookie monster just standing in there looking around. I think I'm going to level two. That would really trip me out. Man, it's going to be too much. Yeah, I'll be saying, what is laced in these cookies?

00:55:17
Speaker 5: Yeah, show's Jackie's on you.

00:55:21
Speaker 4: Thank you, Christa.

00:55:22
Speaker 5: The number three story this hour, Enrique Glacias is not ruled out marrying and.

00:55:26
Speaker 4: A corner Kova.

00:55:28
Speaker 2: They're not even together.

00:55:28
Speaker 5: Yeah they are, Actually, he was talking about it on the Today Show in the US.

00:55:31
Speaker 4: Take a listener, What do you have to say?

00:55:33
Speaker 10: So you said that you don't intend, you don't want to get married, it's not I.

00:55:36
Speaker 2: Didn't say I don't want to get married.

00:55:38
Speaker 13: Actually, I don't know if I maybe came out the wrong week when I said, is that where we are extremely happy the way we are, I don't think marriage.

00:55:46
Speaker 2: I'm not against marriage.

00:55:47
Speaker 10: Don't by any means you haven't ruled it out.

00:55:49
Speaker 14: I have not ruled it out.

00:55:50
Speaker 13: But if you're happy, I don't think if we want to make a difference, she's she's she's the coolest girl.

00:55:55
Speaker 4: In the world. Probably won't happen.

00:55:59
Speaker 5: The number two story this hour, it's been revealed that Kate Blanchet's outfit that she watched the Oscars.

00:56:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't remember that. It was lovely.

00:56:06
Speaker 4: Yeah it was.

00:56:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, you weren't that much Fankti's No.

00:56:11
Speaker 4: It wasn't.

00:56:12
Speaker 5: Actually, it costs more than a house, even her own house to mat with the jewelry combined, it came to eighteen point one million dollars.

00:56:22
Speaker 2: It didn't look like it was that good. Yeah, it looked nice, but it wasn't that nice.

00:56:25
Speaker 4: Yeah, there was, it was. It was a lot of jewels and a very expensive gown.

00:56:30
Speaker 2: How much was the gown? The gown could be.

00:56:32
Speaker 4: That over one hundred grand the gown ridiculous. No, the number one.

00:56:36
Speaker 5: Story this hour, we now know why Chris Brown was kicked out of rehab.

00:56:39
Speaker 4: You know, he's in jail now because it got kicked out.

00:56:41
Speaker 2: Because it was a parole violation from being kicked out of reha.

00:56:45
Speaker 5: So we broke three rules, right rules, okay. One was that he was told to stay at least two feet away from all women in the facility because of his past problems with Rihanna, and he two feed Yeah, but he continued to hold hands and touch elbows, it's in the report.

00:57:01
Speaker 4: Touch elbows, old hands and touched the elbow.

00:57:04
Speaker 2: You know that touching an elbow that's a man trick. Did you know that when you're talking to a woman. Yeah, if you brush, if you just touch the elbow. Just come here, man, child, let me show you your elbow. Don't go so weird like that when I'm talking to you, I just go so hello love, and just touch your elbow like that.

00:57:23
Speaker 4: No one would do that, ridiculous.

00:57:25
Speaker 2: Now I've watched men do it. When you stand there like that like that, like I'm talking, what do you want to drink?

00:57:32
Speaker 4: I just yeah, exactly when you correct.

00:57:34
Speaker 2: That, apparently that that that gets some sort of electronic chart out where women think I want to have sex with this.

00:57:42
Speaker 5: Here's a trick for you. What pinch the skin on your elbow.

00:57:46
Speaker 2: There's no need for that. There's a bondage thing that into word.

00:57:48
Speaker 5: Pinch it as hard as you can and you won't feel any pain.

00:57:52
Speaker 2: Well that's not a trick, that's just nervous exact.

00:57:55
Speaker 4: Yeah, but mine interesting fact, just.

00:58:01
Speaker 2: To show you've got's the elasticity in your elbow?

00:58:04
Speaker 5: Then yeah, you well, anyway, what what I was saying, so yeah, Chris Brown was touching the elbows of women. Chris is still trying to like a monkey picking please, I'm seeing how far off.

00:58:21
Speaker 6: I can go on my arm before it starts hurting.

00:58:24
Speaker 4: Quite far again.

00:58:25
Speaker 5: The other rules he broke he refused to take a drug test, and he made really nasty comments in group therapy towards other people.

00:58:34
Speaker 4: So he eventually took the.

00:58:37
Speaker 5: Drug test, by the way, and it was negative, but he was kicked out anyway.

00:58:40
Speaker 4: They'd had enough of him, so told me that.

00:58:42
Speaker 2: In the first couple of weeks had an inappropriate relationship with one of the nurses.

00:58:46
Speaker 4: Did he really?

00:58:47
Speaker 2: It's night now, what does that mean?

00:58:49
Speaker 4: Well, that means he'd had sex with one of the nurses.

00:58:51
Speaker 2: That's what I thought it meant.

00:58:53
Speaker 5: What it meant, well, a little something of that in that regard.

00:58:57
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's say so there you go. Well, anyways, in jail now, poor fiend, quick.

00:59:02
Speaker 2: Jail for bloody for that. That seems like a very nothing thing to be in jail over.

00:59:05
Speaker 4: Well, he was on probation. Look at me, good t shirt. Well he was on probation. Kyle, You're you're as bad as rosso Rosso.

00:59:14
Speaker 2: Rosso is a freaking dobber, he read did you hear him yesterday? He rang me yesterday on his show and admitted that when I used to go around the Brian McFadden's place, that he because he used to live in the same street. Remember when he used to work at the Nova back in those old terrible days. He used to ring up and dobbying me and Brian for doing burnouts in the street, ring the police the police. Yeah, and I was and he rang me and told me yesterday. I was like, what a.

00:59:37
Speaker 10: Knark, what a little dibber, dobber?

00:59:40
Speaker 2: What a little what a little dobber? I couldn't believe it. And he's like, oh, it's off my chest now. I's like you were a dobber. I like it. I like rosso, but I was very surprised. He's a little knark. Like none of my friend's like a dobber. I can tell you that much.

00:59:55
Speaker 4: Okay, do you like dobbers?

01:00:00
Speaker 2: I don't like a dobb No one likes job as a And he said it's the right thing to do.

01:00:06
Speaker 4: Oh did he now?

01:00:07
Speaker 5: Oh?

01:00:08
Speaker 4: Well, who cares? Anyway?

01:00:09
Speaker 2: I care? The cops used to keep coming around just to wonder why and need adults would just keep playing her own songs over and over again, and then me and Brian are doing burnout in the variety. I just couldn't stand his, so I rang up and dobbed into the cops. Because it's all he here I was born. You know what I would do himself in as well? Oh the cooking I've grown up. Batching says to mister. Hi, guys, how are you terrific? Yeah?

01:00:48
Speaker 1: So great to be here, so weird, and you hear a lot to bud you guys, do you?

01:00:52
Speaker 2: Yeah?

01:00:52
Speaker 4: Well Krle was pretending to be you were second ago. Would you like to.

01:00:55
Speaker 1: Hear he would, and he would love to hear that I'm the cooking monster. Oh, yeah's not bad?

01:01:07
Speaker 2: What about this one? What about this one? Hello, it's Kermit the fair Now that's not bad from cookie Monster? Do you want to talk to some kids on the radio?

01:01:17
Speaker 10: Oh, we're Kermit. Oh here, Kermit, you know you talk to them, Okay, and you would love to talk to him.

01:01:23
Speaker 2: I've done a lot of talking one Jackie. You know the kids that Jackie were peggy from the back. You could be mistaken.

01:01:35
Speaker 5: Jaiden, a little eleven year old, is called through for the monster.

01:01:41
Speaker 10: Hi, how you doing what you question?

01:01:45
Speaker 4: Who is your best friend?

01:01:46
Speaker 7: Session?

01:01:47
Speaker 1: Oh that's the cute question, Joses, Wow, Jayden that you know, it really hard for me to pick one friend, you know, because we all friends.

01:01:56
Speaker 16: Are Sesame Street me friends with Elmo and Big Bar and well you know the kids question, you know, but me not to.

01:02:08
Speaker 10: Have one best friend. We have lots of best friends.

01:02:10
Speaker 14: But what we do?

01:02:11
Speaker 4: We we do?

01:02:12
Speaker 10: You know, we're sing we play games, We have terrific time.

01:02:17
Speaker 1: We love about you can like be walking down the street and suddenly music play and you start singing.

01:02:24
Speaker 4: That's that's a good log there, not.

01:02:26
Speaker 10: The bad place to.

01:02:28
Speaker 2: Better? Yeah?

01:02:29
Speaker 4: Yeah, Greg, Greg there Greg? Yeah?

01:02:34
Speaker 2: The cookie monsters here, Greg, what do you want to ask him? Cookies every day? Who counts?

01:02:41
Speaker 1: Yeah?

01:02:42
Speaker 4: Who can't? Why we need the count exactly.

01:02:45
Speaker 1: Need many many cookies every day. But me not only eat cookies.

01:02:49
Speaker 2: You know what else?

01:02:50
Speaker 14: Do you way need me?

01:02:51
Speaker 10: A healthy monster?

01:02:52
Speaker 11: You know.

01:02:55
Speaker 2: Is wrong? Vegetables and things like that. Vegetables and fruit and you know, bicycle hydrants me once a canoe.

01:03:07
Speaker 4: Aram is six years old? Hi Aram him?

01:03:13
Speaker 13: Hello?

01:03:14
Speaker 2: Who that who with you?

01:03:16
Speaker 12: Aramm Hi?

01:03:17
Speaker 2: I'm with Aram?

01:03:18
Speaker 10: Oh?

01:03:19
Speaker 2: Hi who that? Oh? Hello?

01:03:22
Speaker 4: Tellers Hey, what's your question?

01:03:25
Speaker 2: Where in the world you session straight? Where in the world is very very.

01:03:31
Speaker 10: Well, it's in New York, is it? Yeah?

01:03:36
Speaker 2: Yeah?

01:03:36
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's a long way, a long way away. You're flying a long way to be subway here somewhere subway ride. Charlie's on the phone. Hi Charlie, Hi, Hi Charlie.

01:03:50
Speaker 4: What's your question? Charlie?

01:03:53
Speaker 12: What's your favorite cookie in the world?

01:03:57
Speaker 10: You know, these such hard hitting questions. You're not expecting this.

01:04:02
Speaker 4: Have you tried the Australian Tim Tam?

01:04:04
Speaker 8: Oh?

01:04:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, love Tim? How good is a Tim Ham? They're terrific. Now they wear me go.

01:04:09
Speaker 10: People give me Tim Town.

01:04:11
Speaker 2: They send me a whole bag. I didn't have a bag of dams. Took one bag home.

01:04:18
Speaker 10: You got to answer Charlie's question. My favorite cookie is chocolate chippy.

01:04:23
Speaker 2: Yes, classic cookie, chocolate chippy cookie. Charlie, that's his favorite. He got here, Hans, look at them all?

01:04:32
Speaker 8: Yeah?

01:04:33
Speaker 2: What are these?

01:04:34
Speaker 13: All?

01:04:34
Speaker 10: These are original Tim Tams, one of the Bestcuse me me, going to eat some right now?

01:04:44
Speaker 2: Take diligion. You don't take it out the packet? Me not care everything? You want to take one more cold? Jake on the phone. Hi, Jake, how are you good?

01:05:02
Speaker 4: What's your question? Jake? What do you want to ask the cookie Monster?

01:05:07
Speaker 10: N Well, that good question. Me love living on Sesame Street.

01:05:15
Speaker 1: Yeah, because that's where Army friends are. Yeah, and me, mommy and daddy live there. Yeah, it's a great place to live.

01:05:23
Speaker 4: How old are you? Cookie Monster?

01:05:25
Speaker 2: You know?

01:05:26
Speaker 1: That good question because you know, monsters really not keep track of age. Oh yeah, need to you know it involve higher levels of mouth.

01:05:35
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, did not matter?

01:05:40
Speaker 16: Yeah.

01:05:40
Speaker 1: Yeah.

01:05:40
Speaker 2: It's Jackie season forty four of Sesame Street with a Cookie Monster in the entire game, including a special appearance by Jessica and Mawboy a very own jazz. We had her on the other week. She had a great time filming. She said she loved the voice. It's on this Thursday. Beautiful voice, beautiful girl. This there's the eighth third AM on ABC two.

01:06:02
Speaker 4: You can watch that well, Cooking Monster. Thank you for coming in and joining us.

01:06:05
Speaker 10: Well, you know what, any time you would love to come in. You goes terrific.

01:06:08
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're great for questions, guys, will thanks.

01:06:12
Speaker 2: For don't take them all. Don't take all of them. They're all gone. That's the end of it get him on their bags, taking you across the workday. Sydney's number one hit. His six station continues non stop. It's all day. Paul Is on the phone. Hello buddy, Paul.

01:06:32
Speaker 12: Hey, guys, you want how You're going very well?

01:06:34
Speaker 2: So what can we do for you?

01:06:36
Speaker 12: I want to know your opinion on Obama's release of medical marijuana in the state and his release of the medical marijuana in the state.

01:06:45
Speaker 2: So what's he done there for everyone that didn't pick up on that.

01:06:49
Speaker 12: Okay, So they have legalized it in a couple of states, completely legalized it tax but they've also basically put it as a medical you drug that's available for people with terminal illness.

01:07:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, or anxiety or headaches or all sorts of things.

01:07:07
Speaker 5: I think, Yeah, but it's so easy to get, Like you can go into any doctor over there in Los Angeles, California. Yeah, and you can say, yeah, I've got anxiety and they'll prescribe it for you.

01:07:16
Speaker 4: Like it's currently very easy.

01:07:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is very easy, but you've got to You're still got to see a doctor for it though.

01:07:21
Speaker 5: But doctors over there, they're like, just to see a doctor is like three hundred and fifty dollars.

01:07:26
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's how much it costs.

01:07:28
Speaker 2: That's right. As far as.

01:07:30
Speaker 12: Australia, do you think they'll follow it eventually for the medical term, Well.

01:07:33
Speaker 2: Look, I know a lot of people have a lot of different opinions that some people think it's a gateway drug to other drugs.

01:07:37
Speaker 4: We will follow suits.

01:07:38
Speaker 2: I reckon we should. New Zealand's done it.

01:07:40
Speaker 4: I don't see Australia doing it.

01:07:42
Speaker 2: You're allowed you're allowed to smoke it in in Canberra, You're allowed to smoke it in Adelaide already. So I reckon. You know what, it was a lot of money is spent trying to stop marijuana being grown being sold in this country. If they didn't have to spend that money, if let's say they legalized it, right or decriminalized it, yeah, and then they taxed it, then we would have a lot more money in the government and a lot less money is spent on trying to bring down the local marijuana dealer.

01:08:10
Speaker 4: Right.

01:08:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, And I reckon New Zealand's done it, Canada has done it. A few states in America, as you said, have done it. I'm all for it, to tell you the truth, I'm not so sure.

01:08:19
Speaker 12: I am certainly for the for the medical side of it. My father in law has the terminal camper, yeah, and the drugs basically that they have in mind either making a completely different person or he's just so tired he can't do anything. So if there's an option, I mean, I don't know whether it will change anything, but I think if the options there, I think people should have the choice to make their own choice about it instead of having to be told what they should or should have bet the terminal terminal stages.

01:08:49
Speaker 2: I think something like marijuana.

01:08:50
Speaker 4: So you know, as far as I'm concerned that regard, I think it's okay.

01:08:53
Speaker 2: But no, you're picking and choosing what illnesses you're allowing them.

01:08:57
Speaker 4: Yeah, we need to be because yeah, it is. It's all too easy.

01:09:01
Speaker 5: You just say you've got anxiety and who cares if it's just you know, they make it really easy.

01:09:07
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's why it's not heroin you.

01:09:09
Speaker 4: No, I'm just not not sure what my daughter doing it. But you know, I don't want to.

01:09:13
Speaker 2: Here we go. Bloody daughter thing comes into.

01:09:15
Speaker 4: It when you're apparently think about these things.

01:09:18
Speaker 2: Kind you should have thought about that first.

01:09:21
Speaker 4: Okay. Adrian has called through a big debate about it. Are you how are you good?

01:09:28
Speaker 5: Things?

01:09:28
Speaker 2: If Ruby asked you to the wedding, would you, guys go, well, yes, I guess I'd love to be at lesbian wedding.

01:09:37
Speaker 4: Sound reluctant. It wouldn't be here, though, would it?

01:09:40
Speaker 2: America? Here? Got any excuse for trip to America? I'm gone from there too, went straight out of there? Yeah, yeah, Jackie, yeah go. It sounds like you've got a question mark at the end of that statement. I don't think I.

01:09:52
Speaker 4: Would get invited because I don't know Ruby that well.

01:09:55
Speaker 2: I'd get invited.

01:09:56
Speaker 5: I don't think i'd get invited to her wedding. Spoken to her many times, but I'm not sure i'd.

01:10:01
Speaker 2: Be I'm definitely going to be expecting it now because she's going to text now and so where's me invite?

01:10:06
Speaker 4: I don't think she's got that. Oliver has phoned in as well.

01:10:10
Speaker 2: Hey Oliver, Hello, Hello cole mate. Hey, what's going good?

01:10:16
Speaker 15: My longtime listener, big fan of you guys, Colin Jack Yeah, I love you so much.

01:10:20
Speaker 12: Thank you every single day.

01:10:21
Speaker 2: Thanks mate. Kyle.

01:10:23
Speaker 12: I just want to quickly ask you, dude, I know you've got a big fan of supercars. Right, I love a Ferraris love my Lamborghinis.

01:10:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just wanted to ask you.

01:10:31
Speaker 15: Look, I've got following your missus on Instagram and I follow you as well and all that.

01:10:34
Speaker 12: However, why don't you let your missus drive the car?

01:10:36
Speaker 9: Man?

01:10:37
Speaker 2: She's a pea player, I don't know, pleasure around the block.

01:10:41
Speaker 12: Take her.

01:10:41
Speaker 2: She's a pea plater. She doesn't need to be in those.

01:10:43
Speaker 4: I wouldn't even know how to drive half your cars, and I.

01:10:46
Speaker 2: Wouldn't want to. And the imagens of red Head's already lost the license once when she was a learners did she she was going to learn? Yeah, because she has those. She loves old hot rod, she loves old Chryslers and all that. She's not like a matte black Chrysler. Yeah, it's a piece of ship because she records believable. She loves it, but she can't drive it because she's got the big pea played on the back sucked in.

01:11:10
Speaker 4: That's a good excuse to get you out of it.

01:11:13
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's way better on the insurance cost as well.

01:11:15
Speaker 4: I bet, oh my god, ensuring her would be We couldn't.

01:11:19
Speaker 2: Put my twenty two year old girl. That's nine million dollars a month. Thank you? Oh yeah, no, thank you?

01:11:24
Speaker 4: Bags is here? Bags?

01:11:26
Speaker 1: Hey?

01:11:26
Speaker 2: Guys? Yeah? Good, how you doing?

01:11:28
Speaker 14: Ready to go?

01:11:29
Speaker 2: What sort of car have you got? Bag? I drive a he's thinking about it, doesn't even know what a woman.

01:11:34
Speaker 14: Yond I thirty.

01:11:38
Speaker 4: Don't laugh, it's very economical guy.

01:11:41
Speaker 2: Even Jackie's laughing.

01:11:45
Speaker 4: Nothing wrong with absolutely.

01:11:47
Speaker 2: If you were to drive, if you were a twenty three year old hairdresser trainee, I would say that is the breakup car for you.

01:11:56
Speaker 14: But your bags and I can still drive thirty. I can't even drive a manual car.

01:12:02
Speaker 2: Can you know?

01:12:03
Speaker 14: I only got my automatic license?

01:12:04
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, don't laugh about it. Don't laugh at him.

01:12:09
Speaker 2: Manual only.

01:12:11
Speaker 14: I know, Sorry about that.

01:12:12
Speaker 4: Everyone your automatic car?

01:12:14
Speaker 2: The electric windows?

01:12:15
Speaker 14: Yeah, electric window?

01:12:16
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, it gets me from A to B. I made people that say that I had. That's what Jackie is like. Yeah, I know, she's like, my husband's only what did you what did you give him? You pumped him in thing? Yeah? A Ford Focus.

01:12:28
Speaker 4: Please, there's nothing wrong with that.

01:12:30
Speaker 2: Nothing wrong with until you have the driver to work the other day I noticed.

01:12:33
Speaker 4: Yeah, only because he keeps it as a mess. That's why I like the actual car. I don't mind.

01:12:37
Speaker 2: I saw that car down there.

01:12:39
Speaker 4: Yeah it's old.

01:12:39
Speaker 2: I thought it was an abandoned thing.

01:12:41
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know.

01:12:41
Speaker 2: We have so much abandoned that car. Cobwebs all over it. It looks like the bloody looks like the monsters own the car. It has got dust and it's never been washing its life.

01:12:52
Speaker 11: I know.

01:12:53
Speaker 2: I don't even know he can look through the revision Miry because it's just a mess of cobwebs. The guys albeit that he's driving a manual.

01:13:00
Speaker 4: It not at many get it right?

01:13:02
Speaker 2: Oh sorry? Order?

01:13:04
Speaker 14: Hey, I thirty and I'm proud of it.

01:13:06
Speaker 2: And you get for free or something you can.

01:13:08
Speaker 4: I'm mentioning it bags like you want to get it one for free.

01:13:11
Speaker 14: Well, actually I wouldn't mind.

01:13:14
Speaker 2: If you're going to get something for free. Why would you want to stop whining us up? Simon? You keep a swinging your hand around your head like that you're going to take off like a helicopter.

01:13:22
Speaker 4: I know he's totally giving us.

01:13:24
Speaker 2: What's wrong with you? What do you want to show to finish? Come over here, Come over, Simon's the Bundai hipster looking executive producer.

01:13:32
Speaker 10: I was hiding from you, and I was hoping you wouldn't see that, so.

01:13:34
Speaker 2: I was doing it. You're whining Jackie up.

01:13:37
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's what he wants me to wrap it up.

01:13:39
Speaker 2: Why why why do you want to wrap up nothing? I just you know, we've gone on for a while to this morning. That's what we get paid for. We get paid to speed. We don't get paid to the city and play songs. Anyway, maybe we'll play one more song. Well, that's the running sheet being ripped up.

01:13:56
Speaker 5: It's finished, all right, we should go though, Okay, bags taken away.

01:14:00
Speaker 2: Here's the Kyle and Schackie oshow.