The Final Rule: Order | A Deep Breath (S3E9)

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Long ago, in a distant land, far beyond the reaches of common sense, a band of merry adventurers are stuck between order and chaos.
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So hang on to your data slab.
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And welcome to the final rules.
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If you don't know who we are, blah blah blah blah blah what I said while you couldn't hear me.
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Uh hello, my name is Justin Havely.
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Um and now my favorite cheese is uh Swiss.
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Whoa.
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I mean that's a good that's a good season.
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Yeah, that's solid.
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Very mild cheese, you know, for you know it I I mean what what would a uh uh uh ham and cheese be without it?
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Swiss ham and Swiss, that's great.
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Oh class.
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Yeah, I had like a uh bacon Swiss burger yesterday.
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Mushroom Swiss burger, also really good.
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Someone has a lot to say.
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Simple.
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Hi, I'm Vincent Bianca.
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Uh I'm I play Michael.
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My favorite cheese.
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There's a buffalo.
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I like spicy cheese.
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There's a buffalo cheddar cheese I can get at like the local uh uh Kroger spinoff that is delicious and it's spicy, and it's exactly what I need in a cheese.
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As far as we're just a little bit too spicy, it's my favorite.
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Wowza.
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I think it's interesting that you go to cheese as your flavor enhancer.
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Oh, absolutely.
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I mean, I I do a lot.
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I do like a little Chipotle mayonnaise also, but the cheese is is and I need flavor in my cheese.
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You know, sometimes you use the cheese to help cut back on stuff or to help pull back.
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No, I need it also to be bold and be full of something flavorful.
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Sounds and on that note, I'm Sophia Brass.
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My favorite cheese is at Whole Foods, they sell it's called the Irish Salted Cheddar.
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Because I believe a cheese should say a lot while being a grounding presence to the meal or to the charcuterie or whatever.
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So I like a dry cheese that's very like all elbows and knees.
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I really like a rind heavy kind of cheese.
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Writing this down.
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What was I called again?
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I want to go try this actually.
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Irish, I'm I'm not joking.
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I'm Googling it to make sure I'm calling it the right thing.
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I think it's called Irish salted cheddar.
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It's a white packet and it's got a picture of the C on it.
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Wow.
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Wow's.
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Really good.
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A real cheese connoisseur here.
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Write that down in my cheesemonger.
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I'm cheese.
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I'm so particular about cheese.
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I'm just crackers about cheese.
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No, so you weren't like telling me off about my opinion.
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You had you actually came from a background with cheese knowledge and roasting me for how I'm I have the wrong thing.
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Oh, I didn't I never assume jerk.
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Okay, anyways.
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Hello, I'm Chase Bernard, and I am playing Virgil.
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Uh my favorite cheese is Gouda because it's good.
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Uh yeah.
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Alright, thank you guys.
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It's been a good time.
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It's been great.
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Who invited this guy?
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Who invited this guy?
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But wait, there's one more person.
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Oh my goodness.
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Whoa.
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Almost like a very special guest.
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Hi.
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I'm Al.
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Um, my favorite cheese is I like a sharp cheddar.
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Ooh.
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Also really good.
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Bold.
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Yeah, bold.
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A bold flavor for a cheese.
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I do love a bold flavor in cheese.
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Um, I'm here today because I do improv with chase.
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We're in a group called Justin the Femur.
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Oh my goodness, Justin the Femur?
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Yeah.
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It's my Femur.
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What is that?
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So Justin the Femur.
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Oh my goodness.
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We do shows in uh downtown Baton Rouge every second Friday of the month.
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Wow.
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You heard it here, folks.
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And if you're more curious about Justin the Femur, we got a handy dandy QR code for the Instagram for Justin the Femur that's hanging around this stream.
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Feel free to take a look at it.
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Somewhere.
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Yeah, whatever.
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It shows up right here every now and then.
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And for our podcast listeners.
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There you go.
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But down also.
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A little down there.
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For our podcast listeners, just go to at JustinTheFemer and you'll find it.
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It's a great improv troop.
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Not tootin' our own horn because I'm also in it, but I really enjoy it.
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It's a fantastic improv troupe.
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It's the best improv troop.
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It's my busy troop in Louisiana.
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We're all about tootin'.
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Sure.
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Y'all are missing out.
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You heard it here first votes.
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Alright.
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So uh we'll get into a quick little recap of last week or last month's, I keep forgetting, not week's, last month's session.
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Um this past month has gone by.
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It's probably because you guys are about to die.
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And so, you know.
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Oh, yeah, no, that might make things go by pretty quick.
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Um, yeah.
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Last session, uh, you guys had met up with a uh group of rebels that have no long that are not a part of the what you guys have learned is the mainframe have not been assimilated into the mainframe.
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They're hiding underground in these, like they almost look like um almost like sewer pipes, but like extremely clean.
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Um and I mean there's no no sewage inside of them.
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I mean, that's kind of why it's clean.
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Uh almost feels more like you're you're walking down wires.
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Um you guys get and you meet three of the leaders.
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Uh, you meet well, actually before that you meet McClavin, which is an Elvin Cleric that also just kind of shot pulled into this uh this world.
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You guys all as a group meet up with uh Charles the Dwarf, Sophie the Dragonborn, and Sir Chopsky the Halfling.
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Um, and they're the leaders of this uh little rebellion.
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They ask you guys to try to infiltrate the city hall and see if there's a way to basically uh cut the whatever's happening off from um the real world.
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Basically, it's they're like, hey, we don't think there's actually a way to escape.
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Um, so we're kind of just wanting to go take this ship down with us.
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Uh you guys have a whole three-day holiday thanks to Blorf today.
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Uh, you give a three-day holiday of prepping and planning, uh, because you guys did so much prepping and planning.
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Everything went according to plan last session.
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Um, absolutely.
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Very proud of that.
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Thank you.
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We're planning this heist.
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Uh you guys had also been given a few magic items.
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Uh, Sylvia was given a broom of flying.
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Michael was given the breach of shielding.
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Um, I've renamed that uh Michael to uh the baseball cap of shielding.
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We'll uh uh I'll ask you what the team is on that hat shortly.
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Uh and then Virgil got the deck of illusions.
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Uh they also gave you a bracelet that uh kind of helps cloak you guys a little bit from the uh the mainframes like vision.
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Uh you guys went and began this heist.
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Uh Virgil and Michael were going in as janitors, why Sylvia and McClavin were going in uh as assistants to Bill Bond.
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Uh Michael and Virgil have a little bit of hijinks is breaking into these rooms, getting extra keys, and they find a special key uh that Michael attunes to, and it leads him to the freezer of uh walk-in freezer of the kitchen.
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Virgil and Michael walk in and have walk into two separate visions.
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Um Virgil's seeing nothing and only hearing marching while Michael's in a lush forest.
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You guys both hear your friends, typhus and uh uh Arn why am I Arnold, right?
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Yeah.
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I keep thinking Arnold.
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It's Arnold.
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It's Arnold, yeah.
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And Arnold's voices uh independently you guys hear them and you hear them calling for you as you hear them distort and twist, uh asking you to uh come to them, and uh Typhus saying, We are one.
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Um while uh you guys are able to escape these visions, uh Virgil feeling his uh internal rhythm, uh, which your Virgil, just so you know, your key points in your on your character sheet are renamed to intrinsic rhythm.
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So if you're looking at your character sheet, that's what that's uh that's what that's under.
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Um while that's all happening, Sylvia and McClavin, you're doing some um well Sylvia's making the sure the coffee boy is getting piping hot coffee uh and tells him that if it's not second if you don't get a second degree burn from putting your finger in it, it's not hot enough for Mr.
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Bond.
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Only one way to check.
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Only one way to check is he's screaming through the halls.
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Is Bill Bond drinks a lot of coffee, yeah, just consistently needs to be have coffee.
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Uh I don't blame him, truly.
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While you're doing that, McClavin's having a conversation with uh another one of the assistants that we learn was also a follower of Charles.
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Uh Charles the Mushroom, whether it's three and a half foot or three and a half inches tall, you know, you you guys don't know.
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I mean it's up to interpretation, truly up to interpretation, really.
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Charles the mushroom, uh, the world were will end if he doesn't get back, is what McClavin said.
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If the mushroom shrivels and dies, uh the world will end.
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That's that's his religion.
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Uh that's what his following is, and that's where he gets his power from.
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Uh, he has a conversation with Jeremy and is able to uh wake Jeremy up for a second, but not before he gets begins to get these uh intense pain.
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Uh Sylvia comes into the room and uh they they hear him talking about an orange orc um and all this money, people getting pulled uh before he is uh seems to turn get fully assimilated, acting almost robotic, uh, and not recognizing McClavin.
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Um the very last thing that happens, you guys go and talk to uh Sylvia and um McClavin go talk to Mr.
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Bond.
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McClavin goes up to try to um, as Sylvia's asking him um a little bit about himself, trying to uh get, you know, why does he want to um you know, why does he want so much order?
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Why, you know, I want I want to I want to get to know you.
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You've been getting to know me.
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But um as that happens, McClavin goes over there to touch his shoulder and try to give him guidance, but he looks like he has a uh thousand mile stare as um Bill Bond walks away from his desk.
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Uh McClavin is frozen there.
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And um as this happens, you see, after a few seconds, Bill Bond is going in on how uh you know where he's from, the uh everything is about order, uh laws and rules, uh, and that this is an opportunity for him to expand his domain.
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The moment that McClavin snaps back in, you see as Bill Bond also snaps.
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McLaven is glaring at or uh Bill Bond is glaring down at McLaven and says no you will be mine as he uh releases out of his finger an orb.
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Romantic.
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As McClavin, yeah, as McClavin was um uh comatose, uh he was sent through hell and saw uh Bill Bond's past and learned a secret that no devil ever wants a mortal to learn.
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And that secret is his true name.
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Before McLavin is fully taken over and uh acclimated, he speaks Bill Bond's true name.
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Chester R.
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Bimblebottom out loud for Sylvia Bumblebottom written down.
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Is it Bimble?
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Bumble, sorry, Bumblebottom, yes.
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Bumblebottom.
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It does, yeah, you're you're correct.
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It does need to be accurate.
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Um the room uh uh uh erupts, almost starts burning in the flame as Bill Bond uh falls to his knees, roaring out in agony.
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Uh is this supposed to happen?
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Well, you guys are not you guys are still in the kitchen, you two are Virgil and Mario.
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You guys are still in the kitchen.
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But before we catch up there, how give me a quick um tell me a little bit about is it Binkum?
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Yeah, Binkum is the name.
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Um Binkum is a rock descriptor.
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Oh my goodness.
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Um about Yehai, and Binkum is not very smart, but Bingham's very wise.
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Can I get some little nuggets?
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Very wise.
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Nuggets of wisdom.
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What?
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Um does Binkum, is there any place that Binkum goes and just kind of kind of hangs out?
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Um, you know, you you live in a very like uh industrial world, brick and mortar um buildings everywhere.
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Um, you know, there's a uh there's a pop-up uh like bistro or bar that's uh you know kind of on every corner.
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Um everyone has their own uh their own brew microbrewery on the corners.
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Um what's uh what's uh yeah, what what would Bingham do for in in the free time?
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Oh is that me?
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Yes.
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Oh, I stuttered for a second.
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Okay.
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Um yeah, I think Bingham she really likes to like get away from it all, and there's not many places to do that, so she'll like dig a hole in the ground and just kind of sit in there with a book and maybe like hang out with like her little pet gerbil.
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Hell yeah, hell yeah.
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Uh little pet gerbil.
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I love that.
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This does gerbil have a name.
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Honestly, it sounds like a dream.
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Pip?
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Yeah, Pip with a P with two P's.
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Pip, Pip, okay.
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I thought you said Pit.
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Pit.
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I was like, that's a little Pip Pip Pip.
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Oh, that's great.
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All right.
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You and Pip are uh sitting in the park.
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Uh it's a beautiful park, one of the only places here in the city that have uh uh really any greenery in it.
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Um beautiful, well-kept bushes and trees, a beautiful pond, um, and um beautiful uh clockwork animals everywhere.
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Uh you are um Pip is a very special creature.
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Um Pip is one of the few creatures that um that that's not clockwork.
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Pip's a little little gerbil and it's just adorable little gerbil.
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That's crazy.
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I've just realized what is happening right now, and I'm so uh yeah, you you're you're sitting here in this uh this whole just kind of reading the book, right?
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Yeah, I'm just reading my little book.
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Um you can see it's like the front of it says like existential philosophy for the advanced mind.
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And then I'm just kind of sitting there going like petting my little pit.
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Beautiful day outside.
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Wonderful, meet some friends today.
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I say this every day to myself.
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That's adorable.
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Yeah.
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As you reading this book, you get to be you start to hear your ears start to kind of almost ring.
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What is that?
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Oh my god, this is really scary.
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I didn't write anything about that in this book.
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The ringing turns to static.
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As you look to your side, Pip is right here on your shoulder, you look to your left as you feel this pull, this static almost like it's all around you, and as you hear it center itself to your left.
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And as you look over, you see as the dirt to your left begins to almost turn to static, and almost uh you rub your eyes for a second and be like, What am I seeing here?
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And uh thinking that your vision's blurry or your vision's just uh uh scratchy.
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But no, no, your your eyes are clear.
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This dirt next to you looks to be shifting and shimmering.
00:19:59.519 --> 00:20:03.680
As you see the pit begin to get pulled towards it.
00:20:04.960 --> 00:20:07.279
Oh no, I definitely make a grab for pit.
00:20:09.279 --> 00:20:11.599
Roll me a quick uh acrobatic check.
00:20:14.880 --> 00:20:16.799
Or sleight of hand, either one.
00:20:17.680 --> 00:20:18.000
Okay.
00:20:19.279 --> 00:20:20.559
First roll of the session.
00:20:20.799 --> 00:20:23.759
Ah do we need to pull a suggestion also?
00:20:23.839 --> 00:20:24.640
I just realized we need to pull the side.
00:20:24.799 --> 00:20:26.079
Yes, we do need to pull a suggestion.
00:20:26.160 --> 00:20:27.839
I was thinking that just a second ago.
00:20:29.279 --> 00:20:31.039
Okay, I got a three.
00:20:32.400 --> 00:20:33.519
You got a three.
00:20:33.759 --> 00:20:34.079
Oh no.
00:20:36.400 --> 00:20:44.720
As you see this, you watch as Pip begins to slip and gets pulled towards this.
00:20:44.799 --> 00:20:54.319
You go and reach for him, you grab Pip's uh back hips as your hands go Pip and your hands get pulled into the dirt.
00:20:55.039 --> 00:20:59.279
As you're holding on to Pip, you feel this pull.
00:20:59.359 --> 00:21:02.400
You can it doesn't you're not hitting something solid.
00:21:02.640 --> 00:21:13.119
You're feeling this static, almost like uh this sizzling on your arms as you get pulled and pulled and pulled, and then you get pulled in.
00:21:13.759 --> 00:21:17.359
All that's left in the hole is the book.
00:21:19.519 --> 00:21:20.640
Dun dun dun.
00:21:21.200 --> 00:21:22.240
Dun dun dun.
00:21:22.720 --> 00:21:25.519
I guess there was one thing you can't do.
00:21:26.720 --> 00:21:27.920
Oh my god.
00:21:28.720 --> 00:21:32.480
Let's get that suggestion real quick.
00:21:32.640 --> 00:21:35.359
Uh could you pull that suggestion for me real quick?
00:21:36.240 --> 00:21:38.319
I absolutely can.
00:21:39.039 --> 00:21:49.519
We're gonna we're gonna go over to the old thingamabob here, pull an old suggestion, and it's thinking.
00:21:50.480 --> 00:21:51.119
Oh yeah.
00:21:51.920 --> 00:21:52.640
Oh, it's thinking.
00:21:52.960 --> 00:21:54.079
Oh, it's thinking.
00:21:54.720 --> 00:21:55.759
Where'd you put it?
00:21:57.599 --> 00:21:58.480
There we go.
00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:02.799
Is faux dollar bill.
00:22:04.079 --> 00:22:05.359
By wild players.
00:22:05.839 --> 00:22:08.880
Arnold Gloves McAfee.
00:22:09.039 --> 00:22:10.799
Is that McAfee or McCaffee?
00:22:10.960 --> 00:22:11.519
McAfee.
00:22:11.839 --> 00:22:12.480
McAfee.
00:22:12.799 --> 00:22:13.440
Okay, there we go.
00:22:13.519 --> 00:22:14.240
That's a pronunciation.
00:22:14.720 --> 00:22:15.279
McAfee.
00:22:16.240 --> 00:22:16.720
Alright.
00:22:21.039 --> 00:22:22.720
So$4 bill.
00:22:23.039 --> 00:22:25.519
No, no, no, not two$2 bills to make$4 bill.
00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:26.720
A single$4 bill.
00:22:27.200 --> 00:22:27.680
$4 bills.
00:22:27.839 --> 00:22:27.920
Yeah.
00:22:28.160 --> 00:22:29.119
Single$4 bill.
00:22:29.440 --> 00:22:29.920
Cool.
00:22:30.240 --> 00:22:31.119
Alright.
00:22:31.440 --> 00:22:34.880
You uh Sylvia.
00:22:36.400 --> 00:22:43.839
Let's actually, if we could switch over to our map.
00:22:44.880 --> 00:22:51.920
Our battle map here on uh battle maps.
00:22:52.319 --> 00:22:53.039
Looks like we're fighting.
00:22:53.200 --> 00:22:56.079
That's the scale we battle maps.
00:22:57.359 --> 00:22:58.400
A friendship map.
00:22:58.640 --> 00:22:59.519
We don't have to fight.
00:22:59.599 --> 00:23:01.119
We can roleplay out of this, guys.
00:23:01.200 --> 00:23:02.160
Don't worry.
00:23:02.880 --> 00:23:06.000
You uh that's the Oh wait, hold on.
00:23:06.079 --> 00:23:07.200
Our audio didn't transfer over.
00:23:07.279 --> 00:23:08.240
Our audio isn't playing.
00:23:08.480 --> 00:23:09.519
Oh no, audio's not.
00:23:09.759 --> 00:23:10.000
Audio.
00:23:10.319 --> 00:23:13.519
All these hilarious jokes didn't oh my god.
00:23:14.319 --> 00:23:15.440
Now we all gotta say it again.
00:23:15.759 --> 00:23:17.119
Now we all gotta say those jokes again.
00:23:17.279 --> 00:23:18.640
Okay, let's everyone say our jokes.
00:23:19.039 --> 00:23:19.440
So cute.
00:23:19.519 --> 00:23:20.640
I always forget.
00:23:23.119 --> 00:23:24.240
So battle map.
00:23:24.400 --> 00:23:24.960
I need a joke.
00:23:25.279 --> 00:23:25.680
Battle map.
00:23:27.200 --> 00:23:28.559
Sylvia, say a joke.
00:23:29.440 --> 00:23:29.599
Okay.
00:23:30.319 --> 00:23:38.400
Um, what do you call when you're about to be murdered and fire thrown at your face?
00:23:39.279 --> 00:23:40.559
Uh fired?
00:23:40.720 --> 00:23:41.599
I don't know what.
00:23:42.960 --> 00:23:44.559
I call you hot stuff.
00:23:44.880 --> 00:23:45.599
Fired.
00:23:46.000 --> 00:23:48.319
That's perfect, because we're in an office building.
00:23:48.480 --> 00:23:48.720
Yeah.
00:23:50.240 --> 00:23:52.079
And that was the joke the whole time.
00:23:52.559 --> 00:23:52.799
Thank you.
00:23:53.359 --> 00:24:06.559
You see as uh the Bill Bond here is uh on his knees screaming out in agony as McClavin had said his true name.
00:24:06.799 --> 00:24:15.119
You feel as the temperature in the room begins to rise and rise and rise until it's almost unbearable.
00:24:16.640 --> 00:24:18.319
What do you want to do?
00:24:19.440 --> 00:24:23.200
Um my god, um, so much at once.
00:24:23.359 --> 00:24:29.920
Um immediately I am going to uh oh my gosh, this is so crazy.
00:24:30.079 --> 00:24:34.079
Okay, so McClavin has been has he's he's robot time, right?
00:24:34.240 --> 00:24:41.119
Yeah, McClavin is looking at you, and the last thing he said, and he's still making eye contact with you.
00:24:41.440 --> 00:24:45.519
Q4, I predict, will have a 30% increase.
00:24:46.720 --> 00:24:49.359
Oh, he's gone.
00:24:49.599 --> 00:24:50.480
He's gone.
00:24:50.720 --> 00:24:51.680
McClavin?
00:24:51.920 --> 00:24:52.720
On what basis?
00:24:52.960 --> 00:24:53.680
McLaven.
00:24:54.480 --> 00:24:55.519
On what basis?
00:24:55.680 --> 00:24:57.200
How do you know there's me an increase?
00:24:57.359 --> 00:25:02.640
This is Um, I'm gonna so so Bill is currently like screaming.
00:25:03.200 --> 00:25:07.359
Bill is currently yelling and screaming right now.
00:25:07.839 --> 00:25:13.119
I'm gonna I'm gonna quickly go over to McLaven and kind of try to take him and go, go, and what about Q1?
00:25:13.279 --> 00:25:14.640
What about the next Q1?
00:25:15.119 --> 00:25:16.960
McLaven! McLaven!
00:25:17.200 --> 00:25:20.480
And then uh is 30% increase.
00:25:20.640 --> 00:25:24.400
Oh, every quarter.
00:25:24.720 --> 00:25:26.559
No, every quarter.
00:25:26.960 --> 00:25:32.799
Uh I'm gonna start going as you see a tear start to fall from the corner of his eye.
00:25:33.119 --> 00:25:33.920
Quarter!
00:25:34.799 --> 00:25:38.960
Oh god, he's he's performing lobotomized so well.
00:25:39.200 --> 00:25:45.920
Um, I'm gonna I'm gonna look over towards Bill and just panically, I think she just starts going, yeah.
00:25:46.240 --> 00:25:48.240
Um Do I know the name?
00:25:48.400 --> 00:25:50.400
Does Sylvia know the name?
00:25:51.359 --> 00:25:53.599
In Sylvia's like perspective?
00:25:54.640 --> 00:25:57.680
Sylvie, yes, Sylvia heard the name.
00:25:58.000 --> 00:25:58.960
Okay, like verbally.
00:25:59.119 --> 00:25:59.279
Okay.
00:25:59.440 --> 00:25:59.839
Yes.
00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:15.279
Um I I think Sylvia will look over and in a panic, I think she just starts going, um, uh Chester ah bumble bottom, chester ah, bumble bottom, like she comes up with a little a little song and dance.
00:26:15.440 --> 00:26:17.680
Um let me Oh no, oh no.
00:26:17.920 --> 00:26:19.599
A song and dance.
00:26:19.920 --> 00:26:24.720
Oh, is Bill Bond gonna be defeated by a song and dance?
00:26:24.960 --> 00:26:26.319
By a dance number?
00:26:26.480 --> 00:26:28.240
I think she's maybe unintentionally, too.
00:26:28.720 --> 00:26:32.000
When she starts panicking, I think she goes into Fossey.
00:26:32.319 --> 00:26:33.519
I I can see it.
00:26:33.839 --> 00:26:35.920
It's happened one other time, I think.
00:26:36.400 --> 00:26:43.920
Just uh seems like a social anxiety kind of thing.
00:26:44.160 --> 00:26:49.519
Yeah, she's she's it's trust me, it's not because she's secure at anything.
00:26:50.000 --> 00:26:51.839
Um, let's let me see.
00:26:52.240 --> 00:26:52.799
Oh no.
00:26:53.680 --> 00:26:54.079
Oh no.
00:26:54.319 --> 00:26:56.319
Oh, did I am I'm in trouble?
00:26:57.519 --> 00:26:58.319
Demoted.
00:26:58.559 --> 00:27:01.599
The DC was 18 for him.
00:27:02.400 --> 00:27:05.200
He rolled, he got a 16.
00:27:05.519 --> 00:27:17.680
So he is still over there writhing in pain as you feel the room gets hotter, um, and uh you just can feel the power emanating uh from Chester.
00:27:18.240 --> 00:27:30.160
Uh and as this happens, uh you see like the the room is like now shimmering in just I guess snakes don't sweat.
00:27:30.240 --> 00:27:32.160
Uh I guess you salivate.
00:27:32.400 --> 00:27:34.160
Don't they sweat milk or something?
00:27:34.400 --> 00:27:35.200
What do they?
00:27:35.440 --> 00:27:36.160
Wait, hold on.
00:27:36.240 --> 00:27:37.119
I don't hold on.
00:27:37.680 --> 00:27:38.720
That is a snake.
00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:40.160
I'm looking it up right now.
00:27:40.400 --> 00:27:44.079
Is it snakes sweating milk?
00:27:44.160 --> 00:27:45.519
I feel like that's that that can't be right.
00:27:46.559 --> 00:27:48.319
I don't think they sweat because they're cold blooded.
00:27:48.640 --> 00:27:50.480
So they no, they don't.
00:27:51.279 --> 00:27:53.440
They don't blooded.
00:27:53.599 --> 00:27:57.759
They're cold blooded, so they they don't they don't sweat, they don't panic, they bask.
00:27:58.319 --> 00:27:59.440
They don't bask.
00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:04.960
Um they they lack uh uh yeah internal heat homeostasis in that regard.
00:28:05.359 --> 00:28:10.319
Um you um I mean you're starting to get extremely hot.
00:28:10.799 --> 00:28:16.559
Uh and you as this happens, um you start chanting Chester R.
00:28:16.640 --> 00:28:21.119
Bimblebott Bumblebottom's name um in song form.
00:28:21.279 --> 00:28:23.359
Sing sorry, sorry, singing, not chanting.
00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:24.880
We're not a cult here.
00:28:25.839 --> 00:28:26.640
Not a cult.
00:28:26.799 --> 00:28:28.079
Sylvia's not a cult.
00:28:28.160 --> 00:28:29.759
It's not a part of a cult.
00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:30.880
No, no, no, no.
00:28:38.640 --> 00:28:38.880
Yeah.
00:28:39.039 --> 00:28:40.319
Anyone could do it.
00:28:41.279 --> 00:28:43.440
Or ostracize people.
00:28:44.160 --> 00:28:46.720
As uh this all happens.
00:28:48.000 --> 00:28:50.960
Roll me a perception check.
00:28:51.279 --> 00:29:01.279
And actually, um, I want uh both Virgil and Michael to also roll me a quick uh perception check.
00:29:01.519 --> 00:29:03.279
I love to perceive something.
00:29:03.599 --> 00:29:04.559
You got it, Chief.
00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:06.960
Perceiving is one of my favorite things.
00:29:07.440 --> 00:29:08.799
Um whoa.
00:29:09.279 --> 00:29:13.440
Wait, how do I yo did I think that seven units?
00:29:13.599 --> 00:29:14.880
I perceived seven.
00:29:15.279 --> 00:29:16.559
Seven units of perception.
00:29:16.799 --> 00:29:17.359
Oh whoops.
00:29:17.519 --> 00:29:18.720
Uh go with that first one.
00:29:18.799 --> 00:29:20.720
I didn't realize I rolled there twice.
00:29:21.039 --> 00:29:22.559
19 for Virgie.
00:29:23.359 --> 00:29:27.039
That is a I believe it's it's just the perception modifier, right?
00:29:27.359 --> 00:29:27.759
Correct.
00:29:27.920 --> 00:29:28.079
Yep.
00:29:28.480 --> 00:29:29.920
That's a 15 for me.
00:29:30.240 --> 00:29:30.799
Solid.
00:29:30.960 --> 00:29:31.279
Okay.
00:29:31.839 --> 00:29:37.599
Um Virgil and Sylvia.
00:29:38.480 --> 00:29:42.400
You guys can sense a presence.
00:29:43.759 --> 00:29:58.400
Oh you can sense You have a feeling that eyes are on are looking near you, but you don't feel the eyes on you.
00:30:01.519 --> 00:30:03.440
Michael, something doesn't feel right.
00:30:04.559 --> 00:30:06.480
Yeah, man, that freezer was crazy.
00:30:06.720 --> 00:30:07.440
No, no, no, no, no.
00:30:07.680 --> 00:30:13.359
No, like that's not Well, I mean, yes, that was also a can of worms, but I I feel like there's also a separate can of worms.
00:30:14.160 --> 00:30:17.519
Like, eyes are looking at us.
00:30:17.839 --> 00:30:18.960
That's not good.
00:30:19.279 --> 00:30:22.480
Maybe I hit my head a little too hard or something coming out of that freezer.
00:30:22.960 --> 00:30:23.759
Gosh.
00:30:24.240 --> 00:30:32.400
I mean it's going chesta uh, bumblebottom and friend, chesta uh, bumblebottom and co.
00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:36.559
Do you hear singing somewhere?
00:30:37.759 --> 00:30:41.119
Chesta! Chesta bum bum bottom.
00:30:41.440 --> 00:30:42.640
There has to be something going.
00:30:42.960 --> 00:30:43.200
Okay.
00:30:43.599 --> 00:30:44.799
No, let's go toward the singing.
00:30:45.279 --> 00:30:46.240
I just want to make it clear.
00:30:46.480 --> 00:30:50.880
Um, that means we gotta singing his name.
00:30:51.119 --> 00:30:54.559
Um as full shitty.
00:30:55.039 --> 00:31:04.160
I I'm I'm just trying to figure out what happens when you just you're just sing a devil's true name.
00:31:04.480 --> 00:31:05.839
I'm just trying to figure out.
00:31:12.079 --> 00:31:17.759
Honestly, I should have considered it with Sylvia, but I didn't.
00:31:17.920 --> 00:31:20.160
I didn't improvise D D.
00:31:20.640 --> 00:31:24.400
Look, she she knows like you know, grassroots theater.
00:31:24.480 --> 00:31:26.559
She sees something in Kur response.
00:31:26.880 --> 00:31:31.920
I think as a performer, she takes that and goes, more of that.
00:31:33.359 --> 00:31:36.000
Clearly, this is an invoking response.
00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:48.319
You see, as Bill Bond begins to start like moving his shoulders in the rhythm of how you're singing.
00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:50.480
Oh no.
00:31:50.720 --> 00:31:54.240
I think I think you can also go ahead.
00:31:54.480 --> 00:31:58.960
No, I think she gets a little excited and starts punctuating it even more.
00:31:59.279 --> 00:32:06.880
Like he starts moving his shoulders.
00:32:13.200 --> 00:32:21.039
And you as he as he's like shimming, um, he starts shimming and like is taking steps towards you.
00:32:22.559 --> 00:32:26.240
You see pure malice in his eyes.
00:32:26.319 --> 00:32:26.640
Uh oh.
00:32:27.759 --> 00:32:28.720
Oh man.
00:32:33.920 --> 00:32:34.799
Eisner.
00:32:35.759 --> 00:32:37.279
Stay away.
00:32:37.839 --> 00:32:39.759
Chester Ha Bumblebottom.
00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:41.759
Stay away.
00:32:42.559 --> 00:32:44.480
Jester Ha Bumblebottom.
00:32:45.359 --> 00:32:49.839
You see as he flies back towards the glass.
00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:51.599
Let me roll a quick.
00:32:51.920 --> 00:32:52.960
Oh my god.
00:32:53.119 --> 00:33:00.000
Uh, he breaks through, he jumps through the glass out the window.
00:33:00.160 --> 00:33:13.119
You can see as he starts to try to out of uh behind him, you see he starts to try to unfurl his wings, um, but he just plummets straight down to the ground.
00:33:13.279 --> 00:33:19.599
Uh and as this happens, you begin to hear this static coming in.
00:33:29.839 --> 00:33:47.680
Um as you hear this static focus over above this couch, and you see a gnome just fall from the ceiling onto this uh pleather couch.
00:33:50.160 --> 00:33:50.720
Binkum?
00:33:50.960 --> 00:33:54.400
I fall on the couch and go ahead.
00:33:54.960 --> 00:33:59.359
I was gonna say I fall on the couch and uh Pip just falls like on my head.
00:34:00.480 --> 00:34:03.519
Well Pip actually isn't here.
00:34:05.279 --> 00:34:05.759
Uh-oh.
00:34:07.039 --> 00:34:11.840
I think Sylvia looks at this new presence and just goes, Chester.
00:34:22.480 --> 00:34:23.119
Yes.
00:34:27.519 --> 00:34:29.199
Give me a big hug.
00:34:30.159 --> 00:34:33.119
Oh, I'm fighting Satan right now.
00:34:34.159 --> 00:34:34.800
What?
00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:41.840
But I think I have time, and I just sort of give her a quick.
00:34:43.199 --> 00:34:44.320
Oh my god.
00:34:45.360 --> 00:34:46.639
You're so kind.
00:34:46.880 --> 00:34:47.760
Oh my god.
00:34:49.920 --> 00:34:50.880
Thank you.
00:34:52.320 --> 00:35:02.400
You got you take a quick little second and um for the hug, but um, as you do this, you kind of finish the hug.
00:35:02.559 --> 00:35:06.559
Um and uh Sylvia, aren't you like seven foot tall?
00:35:06.719 --> 00:35:06.960
Yeah.
00:35:07.199 --> 00:35:08.239
Six, seven foot tall.
00:35:08.559 --> 00:35:09.840
I am, I believe seven foot.
00:35:10.079 --> 00:35:13.440
Bingham is yeah, Bingham's like hugging your leg.
00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:21.360
Or you or you know, you you'd have to like really you really squat down to give uh Bingham this hug.
00:35:21.599 --> 00:35:22.159
Yeah.
00:35:22.400 --> 00:35:27.280
Oh like there, little gnome.
00:35:28.239 --> 00:35:29.920
This is kind of scary.
00:35:31.760 --> 00:35:33.199
It is, isn't it?
00:35:34.559 --> 00:35:39.199
Out of the window, you hear yelling um and growling.
00:35:39.679 --> 00:35:42.639
Um, what are you wanting to do, Sylvia?
00:35:43.280 --> 00:35:48.159
Okay, I'm thinking he fell on the ground a long ways, right?
00:35:48.320 --> 00:35:49.760
How many floors up are we?
00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:50.639
Two.
00:35:51.119 --> 00:35:55.199
Oh, well, it's not Liam Payne, but it'll do.
00:35:55.360 --> 00:35:58.800
Um I'm gonna I'm gonna take out.
00:35:59.519 --> 00:36:01.440
I'm gonna hop on that broom.
00:36:01.920 --> 00:36:02.960
Okay, okay.
00:36:03.360 --> 00:36:07.119
And then I'm gonna and I'm is it Bingham?
00:36:09.840 --> 00:36:10.159
Yeah.
00:36:11.280 --> 00:36:16.880
You wanna pop on your shoulder?
00:36:17.119 --> 00:36:17.920
Absolutely.
00:36:18.079 --> 00:36:20.320
This is the best day of my life.
00:36:20.880 --> 00:36:27.199
Uh I'm in like behind me, but um yeah, sure.
00:36:27.360 --> 00:36:29.679
I guess I guess you're behind your altars.
00:36:30.079 --> 00:36:30.719
Oh my god.
00:36:31.679 --> 00:36:33.280
So eating my feet.
00:36:34.079 --> 00:36:39.440
I am gonna hop on that broom and I am gonna pursue uh Bill Bond.
00:36:40.159 --> 00:36:43.280
Okay, go outside.
00:36:43.360 --> 00:36:45.199
Uh, you fly out the window.
00:36:45.440 --> 00:36:47.599
He is just on the ground.
00:36:47.840 --> 00:36:57.760
Um I'm gonna need you to to uh well actually I'm gonna need everyone to roll me hold on a second.
00:36:57.920 --> 00:37:00.400
Uh everyone to roll me initiative.
00:37:00.639 --> 00:37:01.679
Oh boy.
00:37:04.400 --> 00:37:05.599
That's uh Keensa.
00:37:05.920 --> 00:37:11.679
Uh Al, are you are you versed in Dungeons and Dragons?
00:37:13.199 --> 00:37:16.960
Yes, but I haven't done any fighting in a long time.
00:37:17.199 --> 00:37:17.519
Okay.
00:37:17.679 --> 00:37:18.480
But I think I'm okay.
00:37:18.800 --> 00:37:24.239
We we I I sh I guess I should have I was a little busy, you know, baby duty and stuff.
00:37:24.320 --> 00:37:27.360
Uh we do have kind of more custom rules.
00:37:27.599 --> 00:37:35.039
There is at we have four action points, and action is two points, bonus action, reaction, and movement are one point.
00:37:35.360 --> 00:37:41.519
So you can get like four coins or something like that to kind of mark your stuff.
00:37:41.760 --> 00:37:49.119
Um and uh we can kind of uh uh why didn't it add you guys to the turn order?
00:37:49.199 --> 00:37:50.320
Gosh darn it.
00:37:50.559 --> 00:37:57.440
Um usually when you guys roll initiative, it adds you guys to my turn order.
00:37:57.679 --> 00:38:01.440
Um but you guys all, let's see.
00:38:01.519 --> 00:38:04.719
Uh anyone roll above a 20.
00:38:05.599 --> 00:38:06.559
Negatory.
00:38:06.719 --> 00:38:08.400
Dude, who's rolling that?
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:10.239
Way of dice and cheaters.
00:38:10.320 --> 00:38:10.639
Let me tell you.
00:38:12.639 --> 00:38:14.800
Well, Bill Bond just rolled a natural 20.
00:38:15.360 --> 00:38:18.960
Okay, well, Chester can go second hand.
00:38:19.440 --> 00:38:19.599
All right.
00:38:21.280 --> 00:38:22.880
I'm at Jack.
00:38:23.280 --> 00:38:24.639
I demand to recount.
00:38:24.880 --> 00:38:25.199
Yeah.
00:38:26.400 --> 00:38:27.199
15 to 20.
00:38:27.440 --> 00:38:28.639
Anyone 15 to 20?
00:38:29.039 --> 00:38:30.480
I'm I'm 15.
00:38:30.639 --> 00:38:32.320
Yeah, Michael's 15.
00:38:32.559 --> 00:38:33.280
I'm 15.
00:38:33.440 --> 00:38:33.840
Confirmed.
00:38:33.920 --> 00:38:34.800
You heard of your first.
00:38:34.960 --> 00:38:37.519
Oh, you guys are uh on the same turn.
00:38:37.679 --> 00:38:41.199
Actually, no, I'm four, I'm 14, so I'm I should be one behind.
00:38:41.519 --> 00:38:42.880
Just right beneath us.
00:38:45.039 --> 00:38:47.840
Oh, so we're on the same turn, being gum.
00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:53.199
Woo-hoo, and Sylvia with the moment.
00:38:54.719 --> 00:38:55.760
I don't even know you.
00:38:58.159 --> 00:38:58.320
Yeah.
00:38:58.800 --> 00:38:59.280
Do what?
00:39:00.239 --> 00:39:00.800
13.
00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:01.760
Sorry, I think I froze.
00:39:02.000 --> 00:39:02.880
13, okay.
00:39:03.119 --> 00:39:03.519
Wow.
00:39:03.760 --> 00:39:05.039
13, 14, 15.
00:39:05.280 --> 00:39:05.840
Check us out.
00:39:06.079 --> 00:39:07.039
Beautiful, beautiful.
00:39:07.199 --> 00:39:07.760
Alright.
00:39:07.920 --> 00:39:13.519
So first thing that's gonna happen is uh Bill Bond.
00:39:14.079 --> 00:39:17.440
Um he does not answer to Chester.
00:39:17.679 --> 00:39:19.199
Uh, especially not Mr.
00:39:19.280 --> 00:39:21.360
Bimblebottom, Bumblebottom.
00:39:21.519 --> 00:39:32.559
Uh he is first thing he's going to do is he is going to reach up and shoot a ray of fire up at you, Sylvia.
00:39:33.360 --> 00:39:36.000
Uh let's see if he hits.
00:39:36.400 --> 00:39:40.559
Uh that oh, I forgot your armor class is very low.
00:39:40.719 --> 00:39:48.480
That is a 12 to hit against your armor class.
00:39:50.639 --> 00:40:04.400
He is going to uh looking up and uh yelling out, that's three strikes um as he shoots this uh ray of fire up at you.
00:40:04.800 --> 00:40:10.400
Um that will be 3d6.
00:40:12.159 --> 00:40:12.639
Uh-oh.
00:40:13.360 --> 00:40:17.280
12 total points of damage to you.
00:40:17.599 --> 00:40:20.320
Um you take 12 points of damage.
00:40:20.400 --> 00:40:29.760
Uh you take uh this fireball as it uh or this uh ray of fire uh up as it strikes uh your left leg.
00:40:29.920 --> 00:40:37.840
Uh the uh the broom of flying wobbles for a second um before uh you're able to correct it.
00:40:38.000 --> 00:40:43.440
Uh he shoots a second one as it uh goes right past your head.
00:40:43.519 --> 00:40:50.000
Uh you and Binkham's heads uh just you guys could feel the heat just emanating off of this one.
00:40:50.239 --> 00:40:58.400
Um as he is going to start to try to catch air and start flying.
00:40:59.199 --> 00:41:07.360
Um Michael and Virgil.
00:41:07.679 --> 00:41:09.760
I'm actually gonna just tie you two together.
00:41:09.920 --> 00:41:13.760
You guys are in the same room, you guys are going back and uh forth to each other.
00:41:14.159 --> 00:41:20.320
You two notice you also hear a static.
00:41:21.199 --> 00:41:30.400
And as you hear the static, um you see falling onto one of these tables a gerbil.
00:41:31.920 --> 00:41:37.679
What the as it starts just running circles everywhere.
00:41:37.920 --> 00:41:38.639
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:41:38.800 --> 00:41:39.679
That's not food safe.
00:41:39.760 --> 00:41:40.639
That's not food safe.
00:41:40.880 --> 00:41:42.719
That's not we can't we can't have that here.
00:41:42.800 --> 00:41:44.880
No, Inspector shows up shutting the place down.
00:41:44.960 --> 00:41:45.760
We can't have that.
00:41:45.920 --> 00:41:48.159
That's not who's whose gerbil is this?
00:41:48.239 --> 00:41:52.639
And I obviously they're all they're not they're all they're all mainframes.
00:41:52.880 --> 00:42:09.440
They don't care about you actually uh you look at all the other people, um you see as um they're all like holding pots and pans and just kind of watching this thing.
00:42:09.599 --> 00:42:12.320
They look like they're starting to like pick them up.
00:42:13.119 --> 00:42:15.920
As in they're going to start to smash the gerbil.
00:42:20.000 --> 00:42:21.199
Wait, wait, wait, hold on, hold on.
00:42:21.440 --> 00:42:25.679
I've laid rat traps before in a kitchen, and I the you you don't you don't try to catch survivors.
00:42:25.840 --> 00:42:28.079
That's not Michael, Michael, please.
00:42:28.159 --> 00:42:30.239
I I I I think I I think I can handle this.
00:42:30.559 --> 00:42:42.719
I'm gonna use I'm gonna use speech of beast and leaf to try to calm down because I can talk to beasts, I would assume Pip counts as a beast of sorts.
00:42:43.519 --> 00:42:47.360
Um basically uh Yes for sure.
00:42:47.679 --> 00:42:52.239
I can communicate to them, but they can't I can't understand what they're saying, but at the very least I'll be able to understand.
00:42:52.480 --> 00:42:56.480
What do you say, what do you say to uh the gerbil?
00:42:56.719 --> 00:42:59.760
I'm gonna I'm gonna go, hey, hey, calm down.
00:42:59.840 --> 00:43:00.480
It's okay.
00:43:00.639 --> 00:43:05.599
Uh I I don't know where you came from, but um, I'm uh just just calm down, little guy.
00:43:05.679 --> 00:43:06.559
It's gonna be okay.
00:43:06.800 --> 00:43:08.559
Just try to say soothing.
00:43:08.880 --> 00:43:12.079
Yeah, roll me a animal handling with advantage.
00:43:12.400 --> 00:43:14.000
Hey, let's go.
00:43:14.960 --> 00:43:15.920
Oh gotcha.
00:43:16.480 --> 00:43:17.679
Okay, 15.
00:43:19.599 --> 00:43:20.960
15 solid.
00:43:21.039 --> 00:43:26.480
Uh you see, as it's kind of running around, you see a couple people try to grab uh the gerbil.
00:43:26.880 --> 00:43:30.639
Very like uh very robotic reach to grab the gerbil.
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:35.280
Uh and as they do, uh slips out of their hands and it kind of turns.
00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:38.559
Uh it notices you and jumps towards you.
00:43:38.639 --> 00:43:42.079
Uh jumping into your clothes.
00:43:42.320 --> 00:43:45.360
Oh, hey, whoa, oh, whoa, oh, hey, hey, hey, calm down.
00:43:46.400 --> 00:43:48.880
Okay, now you have to wash your hands before you touch any other food.
00:43:49.039 --> 00:43:52.320
Like that's put some gloves on.
00:43:52.559 --> 00:43:56.719
All right, look, okay, stop, stop, hamster, stop.
00:43:58.159 --> 00:43:59.360
Gerbil, whatever.
00:44:00.960 --> 00:44:03.039
Michael, what are you doing?
00:44:03.920 --> 00:44:05.280
I'm just fascinated now.
00:44:05.360 --> 00:44:07.119
I guess we have a pet gerbil and a pet cat.
00:44:07.199 --> 00:44:09.599
Like that's that's gonna be Oh my god.
00:44:09.840 --> 00:44:11.360
I mean, I'm sure they'll be friends.
00:44:11.440 --> 00:44:12.400
I'm sure that'll be fine.
00:44:12.559 --> 00:44:13.519
Oh, I'm sure they'll be great.
00:44:13.840 --> 00:44:14.639
Sweet potatoes right there.
00:44:14.719 --> 00:44:15.519
I don't know, sweet potatoes.
00:44:15.599 --> 00:44:17.039
Sweet potato doesn't seem like a hunter.
00:44:17.199 --> 00:44:17.519
I don't know.
00:44:17.599 --> 00:44:18.639
We'll find out.
00:44:19.119 --> 00:44:22.960
Uh sweet potatoes just kind of sitting there next to your uh just chilling.
00:44:23.920 --> 00:44:24.480
Just chilling.
00:44:24.559 --> 00:44:24.719
Yeah.
00:44:24.960 --> 00:44:25.360
Absolutely.
00:44:25.519 --> 00:44:26.719
I mean, hell yeah.
00:44:26.880 --> 00:44:28.159
Just seemed like a gerbil fly out of the sky.
00:44:28.239 --> 00:44:28.960
I wasn't concerned about it.
00:44:29.039 --> 00:44:31.119
I want to know why something's looking at us still.
00:44:31.360 --> 00:44:32.800
That's okay.
00:44:32.960 --> 00:44:34.159
We have a gerbil now.
00:44:34.320 --> 00:44:35.280
What was looking at us?
00:44:35.440 --> 00:44:36.000
They saw us.
00:44:36.159 --> 00:44:38.559
Where's we heard singing?
00:44:38.880 --> 00:44:39.679
I wish I knew.
00:44:39.760 --> 00:44:42.800
We need to get out of here and maybe find Sylvia.
00:44:42.880 --> 00:44:45.679
I think I think things are taking a turn for the worse.
00:44:45.840 --> 00:44:46.960
Yeah, I'm leaving the kitchen.
00:44:47.119 --> 00:44:50.559
I walk out, I say, coming out, corner, and I like.
00:44:51.280 --> 00:44:58.800
Which uh yeah, you you do know that this door up here to the north leads towards that back door that you guys entered through.
00:44:58.960 --> 00:45:06.639
Um, or you guys can go through this uh southern door to here that leads out to the lobby and the elevators and everything like that.
00:45:06.800 --> 00:45:10.639
I I forgot that we're still disguised, so I still look like an orc, I think.
00:45:10.880 --> 00:45:13.280
Yeah, you guys are still in janitor garbs.
00:45:13.360 --> 00:45:13.920
Yeah, yeah.
00:45:14.960 --> 00:45:16.079
I guess we can go out.
00:45:16.159 --> 00:45:19.199
I mean, no one's clocked us except I mean, yeah, like I knocked the guy out.
00:45:19.280 --> 00:45:23.599
Nobody knows they're not supposed to be there, so I guess we can go out the way through the lobby.
00:45:23.920 --> 00:45:24.559
Yeah.
00:45:24.800 --> 00:45:25.199
Yeah, yeah.
00:45:25.360 --> 00:45:26.000
Let's do that.
00:45:26.880 --> 00:45:27.039
Yeah.
00:45:27.920 --> 00:45:44.400
So I'll say you guys take uh your uh movement to get out towards uh you guys are able to make it to the elevator um uh the the elevator halls.
00:45:44.639 --> 00:45:46.400
This door here is actually open.
00:45:46.559 --> 00:46:04.800
You guys are just casually walking uh as we go back to fire just erupting from beneath you guys as you guys are uh on this broom trying to dodge um Bill Bond, who is starting to fly towards you guys.
00:46:04.880 --> 00:46:08.639
Uh Al, it is your turn.
00:46:09.760 --> 00:46:13.280
Okay, I'm still sitting on Sylvia's shoulder.
00:46:13.599 --> 00:46:14.000
Right?
00:46:14.880 --> 00:46:17.039
Okay, I'm gonna Yes.
00:46:17.280 --> 00:46:21.840
I'm gonna take my longbow and I'm gonna like attack.
00:46:22.960 --> 00:46:23.280
Okay.
00:46:23.679 --> 00:46:24.719
Hell yeah.
00:46:25.039 --> 00:46:25.360
Okay.
00:46:26.320 --> 00:46:32.960
Alright, yeah, roll d20, and I believe add should be about five.
00:46:34.079 --> 00:46:34.800
I think two.
00:46:35.440 --> 00:46:36.159
Oh four.
00:46:36.400 --> 00:46:36.960
Yeah, two.
00:46:37.280 --> 00:46:41.360
Oh that's eight to five.
00:46:42.159 --> 00:46:47.280
Eighteen to hit, hell yeah, that hits uh roll your damage.
00:46:49.039 --> 00:46:49.599
One.
00:46:50.480 --> 00:46:52.480
Oh no.
00:46:53.519 --> 00:47:15.119
As you do, uh you hit it as it's uh you see your arrow goes down, strikes Bill, uh, and you see as all it really does is tear his um uh tear his suit, uh, and he looks again very even more mad than before.
00:47:15.280 --> 00:47:17.920
Um so that takes uh two action points.
00:47:18.000 --> 00:47:22.719
You can do basically another action uh as your other two action points if you want.
00:47:22.800 --> 00:47:26.400
If you want to make another attack or uh Yeah, I'll attack him again.
00:47:26.880 --> 00:47:27.840
Something else.
00:47:28.079 --> 00:47:28.960
Hell yeah.
00:47:29.199 --> 00:47:34.719
Not to be character guy, but like wouldn't it wouldn't be like a uh a dice roll plus uh a number for damage?
00:47:36.719 --> 00:47:39.920
It would be if her decks was not 11.
00:47:40.239 --> 00:47:41.599
Heard understood.
00:47:41.760 --> 00:47:44.400
Oh my place.
00:47:45.679 --> 00:47:47.119
The only thing I am is lost.
00:47:49.360 --> 00:47:50.559
You're charismatic.
00:47:51.039 --> 00:47:53.039
I forgot to consider I'll take that.
00:47:53.360 --> 00:47:54.719
You got a hug out of a stranger.
00:47:54.800 --> 00:47:57.119
That's pretty charismatic if you ask me.
00:47:57.440 --> 00:47:58.159
True, true.
00:47:58.239 --> 00:47:59.840
Um, does a 13 hit?
00:48:00.639 --> 00:48:11.519
A 13 will not hit as another one goes by as uh uh Bill Bond looks to uh to uh barrel roll to the side as he's flying up towards you guys.
00:48:11.679 --> 00:48:15.039
Uh Sylvia, it is your turn.
00:48:15.360 --> 00:48:23.840
Um you are on um a pretty fast uh um broom of flying.
00:48:24.000 --> 00:48:37.920
Uh you just got hit, get got the shit knocked out of you, I would just uh um put mildly um with that um burn, that uh fire ray.
00:48:38.079 --> 00:48:40.079
What are you wanting to do on this?
00:48:40.239 --> 00:48:42.880
Uh what are you wanting to do?
00:48:43.519 --> 00:48:47.199
Currently, about how many feet away am I from Bill?
00:48:47.599 --> 00:48:49.840
He's probably about 15 feet away from you.
00:48:50.079 --> 00:48:50.559
15.
00:48:50.639 --> 00:48:51.199
Okay, great.
00:48:51.280 --> 00:48:52.800
I'm gonna cast which bolt.
00:48:53.360 --> 00:48:53.679
Okay.
00:48:54.960 --> 00:48:55.679
Hell yeah.
00:48:55.920 --> 00:48:56.320
Hell yeah.
00:48:56.639 --> 00:48:56.880
Nice.
00:48:56.960 --> 00:48:57.519
It's a good choice.
00:48:58.719 --> 00:49:01.599
All right, roll me an attack.
00:49:02.400 --> 00:49:03.360
Yes, uh.
00:49:04.159 --> 00:49:04.480
Oh.
00:49:06.239 --> 00:49:06.480
Oh.
00:49:07.920 --> 00:49:08.719
Oh no.
00:49:09.199 --> 00:49:09.519
Oh no.
00:49:09.920 --> 00:49:11.920
That's an eight with my modified.
00:49:12.239 --> 00:49:12.719
Eight.
00:49:13.599 --> 00:49:18.159
Unfortunately, you miss, and that is uh two action points.
00:49:18.320 --> 00:49:21.519
Uh you have uh two more action points.
00:49:21.760 --> 00:49:23.599
What are you wanting to do?
00:49:24.079 --> 00:49:26.000
And I try again.
00:49:27.039 --> 00:49:34.159
You can try again, but he will also he goes next, and he also will get to try again for you.
00:49:34.320 --> 00:49:45.679
Um and just a reminder, I believe you're at like five hit points, seven hit points, and he just did 12 damage to you.
00:49:47.119 --> 00:49:47.440
Okay.
00:49:48.239 --> 00:49:51.039
Meaning I only have five hit points left.
00:49:52.159 --> 00:49:54.960
Um yeah, pretty much.
00:49:55.199 --> 00:49:55.679
Pretty much.
00:49:55.920 --> 00:49:56.079
Okay.
00:49:57.280 --> 00:49:58.400
That's cool.
00:49:58.639 --> 00:49:58.960
Seven.
00:49:59.039 --> 00:50:00.639
You have seven hit points left.
00:50:01.119 --> 00:50:01.599
Cool.
00:50:02.159 --> 00:50:04.239
I'm gonna go.
00:50:05.199 --> 00:50:12.480
Well, that's all, folks, and scoot my broom in the opposite direction and fly away.
00:50:14.639 --> 00:50:17.840
Alright, do you want to go towards the front or the back of the building?
00:50:18.079 --> 00:50:20.079
Uh, we're currently in the back, right?
00:50:20.320 --> 00:50:21.599
Uh, you're on the side.
00:50:21.840 --> 00:50:25.440
You're here on the uh the west side of the building.
00:50:25.679 --> 00:50:27.679
The front of the building is to your south.
00:50:28.159 --> 00:50:33.920
Uh all right, to the back of the building, towards uh the back of the building, just to give you kind of a visual.
00:50:34.000 --> 00:50:34.079
Yeah.
00:50:34.239 --> 00:50:42.239
Uh you you have a little bit of greenery here uh just below you, right next to the sidewalk that that uh hugs the building.
00:50:42.480 --> 00:50:43.360
Towards the back.
00:50:43.519 --> 00:50:51.360
The back of the building is uh kind of a more um it's I wouldn't call it an alley, but it's like employee parking back there.
00:50:51.679 --> 00:51:04.639
Um and so it's it's a little bit kind of like an uh a little bit of a larger alley, and then in the middle of that alley is uh the parking lot leads to the um another street that comes from the back.
00:51:04.719 --> 00:51:07.760
Uh towards the front is a large open space.
00:51:07.840 --> 00:51:18.800
Uh you have the really big brick sidewalk that is in front of City Hall, and in front of it is the uh the big park uh with the green pond.
00:51:22.639 --> 00:51:23.920
Sounds lovely.
00:51:26.079 --> 00:51:27.519
Sounds like a wonderful time.
00:51:27.920 --> 00:51:28.480
Yeah.
00:51:28.800 --> 00:51:30.400
Okay, okay, solid.
00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:34.480
Uh, what is your um broom of speeds?
00:51:34.719 --> 00:51:38.239
It should be under your inventory.
00:51:40.559 --> 00:51:41.440
I believe.
00:51:41.599 --> 00:51:43.199
Let me click on it.
00:51:45.039 --> 00:51:47.760
Little bubble icon.
00:51:48.559 --> 00:51:54.239
Um 50 feet flying speed.
00:51:54.559 --> 00:51:55.440
Alright.
00:51:55.760 --> 00:52:00.000
So uh for two AP you basically get to go a hundred feet.
00:52:00.079 --> 00:52:01.519
Let me measure that for you.
00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:12.079
Um I think honestly, you may be able to just lose him uh just from flying.
00:52:12.559 --> 00:52:16.960
She's she's a brave, brave girl till she really, really isn't.
00:52:18.960 --> 00:52:29.840
To be fair, it's and you're just diving in towards the uh in towards the alley.
00:52:30.079 --> 00:52:30.320
Right.
00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:37.199
Yeah, I I think the hope is to if we're heading kind of towards that park area to kind of keep dodging in and out.
00:52:37.840 --> 00:52:38.159
Okay.
00:52:42.480 --> 00:52:43.519
Okay, gotcha.
00:52:43.679 --> 00:52:47.679
Um, yeah, as you go back here, you see there's uh several buildings and stuff like that.
00:52:47.840 --> 00:52:51.760
Several um roll me a quick uh an Al.
00:52:52.559 --> 00:53:00.639
You as well roll me just a quick um uh perception or investigation check up to you guys.
00:53:01.199 --> 00:53:01.599
Right.
00:53:04.239 --> 00:53:05.280
Twenty one.
00:53:07.519 --> 00:53:09.039
Oh yeah, you wise.
00:53:10.000 --> 00:53:11.440
I'm a wiser ten.
00:53:13.039 --> 00:53:13.679
And a ten.
00:53:14.000 --> 00:53:14.400
All right.
00:53:14.559 --> 00:53:18.000
Um you're going back here and Sylvia.
00:53:18.159 --> 00:53:23.119
Um, what is tell me what's what's your internal monologue right now?
00:53:24.159 --> 00:53:38.159
Um, I I think Sylvia is having a bit of like a a panic attack, the likes of which she maybe has not have since that doomed audition for conservatory, you know, in college.
00:53:38.320 --> 00:53:45.199
Like I I I think she is feeling mortal terror the way she hasn't since her first Shakespeare class.
00:53:45.360 --> 00:53:59.840
I think Sylvia is um Sylvia, I think, really thought she was she was trying something, and and I think there was that bravery and that courage kind of bubbling on up, but now she's in pure mortal terror.
00:54:00.079 --> 00:54:03.039
Um so it's probably an absence of thought, honestly.
00:54:03.920 --> 00:54:05.920
Al flight, literally.
00:54:06.400 --> 00:54:18.800
Yeah, Al, you can you can just uh you're sitting on her shoulders and you can just sense the the hyperventilating the tension of uh Sylvia.
00:54:19.039 --> 00:54:54.400
And uh as you kind of sense this, you notice actually a um it's not a uh you notice like a very small window that with uh Sylvia's uh Yanti very slender form and with your small form, you guys would be able to fit into this uh basically it's like one of those kind of basement um sized windows that are only like a foot by a foot and a half, and you see as it's open there on the ground floor.
00:54:55.360 --> 00:54:58.960
So this is like a hiding spot scenario, or we don't know.
00:55:00.719 --> 00:55:05.760
You do you see like I don't see that maybe uh maybe a hiding spot.
00:55:06.079 --> 00:55:06.400
Okay.
00:55:07.760 --> 00:55:17.679
I'm just gonna like kind of gently like lean over into her ear and be like, hey buddy, are you doing all right?
00:55:18.719 --> 00:55:24.400
Uh uh um no, it's okay.
00:55:24.559 --> 00:55:26.960
I can tell you're a little tense, but it's fine.
00:55:27.119 --> 00:55:28.159
Everything's chill.
00:55:28.320 --> 00:55:31.440
We're friends, we're having a good day.
00:55:32.000 --> 00:55:35.280
Oh, uh that is where you are wrong.
00:55:35.440 --> 00:55:44.239
This is not a good day as much as it is a um I I I showed up to callbacks and forgot they gave everyone sides in the email kind of a day.
00:55:44.400 --> 00:55:51.440
This is a um, oh shoot, I forgot to memorize my classic monologue for my Julia audition.
00:55:51.840 --> 00:55:54.480
That is this is where we are at.
00:55:55.760 --> 00:55:59.360
Okay, I can tell that you're really tense, and that's all right.
00:55:59.440 --> 00:56:00.000
I get it.
00:56:00.239 --> 00:56:01.599
I'm basically having a hard day.
00:56:03.599 --> 00:56:05.599
Oh, you're having a hard day.
00:56:06.000 --> 00:56:10.159
Oh, it isn't having a hard day.
00:56:10.400 --> 00:56:12.960
I lost my pet gerbil this morning.
00:56:16.079 --> 00:56:18.000
A tear just rolls down my cheek.
00:56:19.679 --> 00:56:21.440
Oh no.
00:56:26.800 --> 00:56:29.199
Look, there's a window, we can hide.
00:56:29.519 --> 00:56:30.719
Now, why didn't you say that?
00:56:30.800 --> 00:56:32.159
And I started heading towards Toby.
00:56:34.079 --> 00:56:34.800
Oh my god.
00:56:35.280 --> 00:56:36.800
More important things.
00:56:37.280 --> 00:56:38.880
Uh, you guys go in there.
00:56:38.960 --> 00:56:40.159
Uh roll.
00:56:40.960 --> 00:56:42.960
Let me see, actually.
00:56:44.079 --> 00:56:46.400
Can you guys roll me some stealth checks?
00:56:46.639 --> 00:56:53.440
Unfortunately, you guys are both or neither very stealthy.
00:56:53.760 --> 00:56:54.079
No.
00:56:54.400 --> 00:57:04.000
So speaking of speaking of that, how how about we have something fun that we can, you know, I just want to bring to uh bring to the front forefront.
00:57:04.320 --> 00:57:10.639
We got a donation recently this past episode, and we now have fake coins.
00:57:11.039 --> 00:57:12.480
Same coins down there.
00:57:12.880 --> 00:57:19.440
Let it be known that if anyone so wishes to re-roll one of their roles, they can use a fake coin.
00:57:19.599 --> 00:57:36.159
Just let it be known it is at the DM's discretion or potentially the audience's discretion, just depending on, you know, I'm gonna give Justin free reign there to um give you basically a negative consequence to rolling, whether that roll becomes good or bad.
00:57:36.480 --> 00:57:37.920
I would like to re-roll.
00:57:38.079 --> 00:57:38.960
Oh, okay.
00:57:41.039 --> 00:57:41.679
Already.
00:57:42.320 --> 00:57:42.960
Already.
00:57:43.519 --> 00:57:45.440
Alright, hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:57:45.599 --> 00:57:49.360
You did this when we rolled your character stats on charisma, all right?
00:57:49.679 --> 00:57:51.599
You you did this to yourself, okay?
00:57:51.760 --> 00:58:01.039
You can't you you gotta see what you roll first because you had like an 18 on charisma and you already determined that you're re-rolling it.
00:58:01.920 --> 00:58:04.960
Well, I'm re-rolling my oh, I meant myself.
00:58:05.519 --> 00:58:08.639
No, that's what Oh, did you already roll it?
00:58:08.880 --> 00:58:09.360
Yeah.
00:58:09.679 --> 00:58:11.119
Oh, I thought you didn't roll it.
00:58:11.280 --> 00:58:11.679
Sorry.
00:58:11.920 --> 00:58:13.119
No, I literally rolled it up.
00:58:14.559 --> 00:58:20.000
No, I literally rolled it as Chase was explaining, and then I went Oh yeah.
00:58:20.320 --> 00:58:20.960
What's that?
00:58:21.519 --> 00:58:23.519
I would like to re-roll.
00:58:23.840 --> 00:58:25.039
I thought that's what you meant.
00:58:25.119 --> 00:58:26.639
That we could re-roll like a stealth check.
00:58:26.719 --> 00:58:27.360
Is that what we're doing?
00:58:27.599 --> 00:58:27.840
100%.
00:58:28.079 --> 00:58:29.119
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:58:29.199 --> 00:58:29.760
Sorry, yeah.
00:58:29.840 --> 00:58:31.440
No, I thought you hadn't rolled yet.
00:58:31.599 --> 00:58:31.760
No.
00:58:32.000 --> 00:58:36.960
And I'm like, hey, I thought you learned your lesson when we were rolling character stats.
00:58:37.280 --> 00:58:37.920
Yeah.
00:58:39.199 --> 00:58:39.519
Alright.
00:58:41.440 --> 00:58:42.800
So one fate coin.
00:58:43.119 --> 00:58:46.639
Can I get a a a dong of toll the bells?
00:58:47.039 --> 00:58:47.360
Dong.
00:58:49.119 --> 00:58:50.239
There we go.
00:58:51.440 --> 00:58:53.679
Alright, what's your what's your new roll?
00:58:54.239 --> 00:58:55.840
Am I ready to roll the new one?
00:58:56.000 --> 00:58:56.239
Yes.
00:58:56.320 --> 00:58:57.119
Uh go for it.
00:58:57.280 --> 00:58:58.159
Yep, you can re-roll it.
00:58:58.239 --> 00:59:00.079
Al, what did you roll on your stealth?
00:59:00.480 --> 00:59:01.760
I got a 15.
00:59:02.239 --> 00:59:03.840
15, solid.
00:59:04.559 --> 00:59:04.880
Okay.
00:59:05.199 --> 00:59:07.199
It's better than before.
00:59:08.000 --> 00:59:10.800
We're looking at a this is a 10.
00:59:11.360 --> 00:59:12.480
It's a 10.
00:59:12.719 --> 00:59:13.039
Okay.
00:59:13.679 --> 00:59:14.480
Solid.
00:59:14.800 --> 00:59:15.360
Alright.
00:59:15.760 --> 00:59:16.079
As.
00:59:20.880 --> 00:59:23.119
You roll a quick D100.
00:59:23.599 --> 00:59:24.159
Oh boy.
00:59:24.400 --> 00:59:25.760
Ooh, that's good.
00:59:29.280 --> 00:59:45.840
As you guys uh go and dive into here, you guys uh find yourself in a uh very uh very clean uh basement to like what looks to be a commercial building.
00:59:45.920 --> 00:59:47.039
The lights are all out.
00:59:47.119 --> 01:00:03.119
Um there looks to be some shelving that has some uh some just goods and storage on them, and directly in front of you guys is a staircase that looks to be leading up, and there's just a single light that looks to be on in that staircase.
01:00:03.280 --> 01:00:07.519
Uh are you guys going in or you guys closing the the window behind you?
01:00:07.599 --> 01:00:10.800
What's your guys' plan once you get inside this window?
01:00:12.559 --> 01:00:15.199
Um, I'm gonna close the window.
01:00:15.599 --> 01:00:15.920
Okay.
01:00:17.119 --> 01:00:31.519
And if I can, I think the moment that Sylvia, you know, it feels like there's actually that moment or that thought of like, okay, like we're inside, we're just not in the outside anymore.
01:00:32.079 --> 01:00:36.320
Can I cast disguise self?
01:00:38.239 --> 01:00:39.199
Yes, you can.
01:00:39.519 --> 01:00:41.199
On me, please.
01:00:41.760 --> 01:00:42.480
Hell yeah.
01:00:42.639 --> 01:00:43.199
Hell yeah.
01:00:44.159 --> 01:00:49.360
Um I'll uh I'll get back to that in a quick sec.
01:00:49.920 --> 01:00:51.440
Chase and Vincent.
01:00:51.599 --> 01:00:56.320
Um, you two, sorry, not Vince, sorry, you're not Vincent, you're Michael.
01:00:56.559 --> 01:00:58.320
Yeah, and Vincent Chase.
01:00:58.639 --> 01:01:01.440
I look at Michael for a second and I just see Vincent's face.
01:01:01.519 --> 01:01:06.880
I'm like, oh the human face on a lizard folk body must have been unreally unnerving.
01:01:07.119 --> 01:01:10.559
Um just walking out the front door.
01:01:10.800 --> 01:01:10.960
Yeah.
01:01:11.280 --> 01:01:12.639
Um I don't have any urgency.
01:01:12.800 --> 01:01:13.679
We're still chilling.
01:01:13.840 --> 01:01:14.800
I'm still in disguise.
01:01:15.039 --> 01:01:17.679
Um, you guys walk out the front door.
01:01:18.000 --> 01:01:25.679
Um as um let's see.
01:01:27.599 --> 01:01:30.159
No, I think you guys let me roll it quick.
01:01:36.400 --> 01:01:47.199
You guys hear a very deep roaring coming from the west.
01:01:47.679 --> 01:01:49.039
From around the building.
01:01:49.199 --> 01:01:59.840
And you you can hear it that little bit of shuddering of the glass, of the glass uh rotating doors you guys just walked out of.
01:02:01.199 --> 01:02:06.159
I'm gonna say we go in the opposite direction of whatever that is.
01:02:06.400 --> 01:02:08.400
Uh yeah, I don't that sounds like trouble.
01:02:08.480 --> 01:02:09.280
I want to get it.
01:02:09.599 --> 01:02:10.960
Let's let's go the other way.
01:02:11.119 --> 01:02:13.840
Let's just slowly go the other direction.
01:02:14.000 --> 01:02:14.400
Right.
01:02:14.559 --> 01:02:19.280
Um roll me a real quick uh stealth check, both of you guys.
01:02:19.440 --> 01:02:20.960
You got it, Chief.
01:02:23.199 --> 01:02:25.039
Alright, that's a plus zero.
01:02:25.280 --> 01:02:26.000
Thirteen.
01:02:26.159 --> 01:02:27.199
That is a five.
01:02:28.320 --> 01:02:28.960
Dude.
01:02:29.679 --> 01:02:31.280
Oh, we're cooked.
01:02:31.840 --> 01:02:35.119
He's wearing his squeaky boots from SpongeBob, this guy.
01:02:36.719 --> 01:02:37.920
Squeaky boots.
01:02:38.400 --> 01:02:52.239
Virgil, you can you can feel that presence that's looking near you.
01:02:52.960 --> 01:02:59.599
You can almost feel as if an eye, a single eye spots you.
01:03:00.079 --> 01:03:04.639
And for a split second you feel yourself just tense and freeze.
01:03:07.920 --> 01:03:10.000
What the motherfucker's looking at me.
01:03:14.480 --> 01:03:14.960
What?
01:03:15.280 --> 01:03:15.599
Uh what?
01:03:15.920 --> 01:03:18.800
Oh, sorry, I I've just completely lost my train of thought there.
01:03:18.960 --> 01:03:21.039
Uh yeah, let's let's go this way.
01:03:21.360 --> 01:03:22.480
Let's just keep going, yeah.
01:03:22.639 --> 01:03:23.280
Yeah.
01:03:25.360 --> 01:03:27.840
Down the alley.
01:03:28.000 --> 01:03:31.199
You guys, um, are you guys just hiding in this basement?
01:03:31.760 --> 01:03:33.440
Yeah, is that what you two are doing?
01:03:34.079 --> 01:03:35.840
I want to do a perception check.
01:03:36.239 --> 01:03:36.559
Okay.
01:03:36.880 --> 01:03:37.199
Yeah.
01:03:37.360 --> 01:03:39.280
Roll me a quick perception check.
01:03:39.599 --> 01:03:40.719
And I'll have another.
01:03:41.360 --> 01:03:42.880
Dice on the floor.
01:03:43.920 --> 01:03:46.079
Oh, that's an at 20.
01:03:46.960 --> 01:03:47.599
Ooh.
01:03:49.599 --> 01:03:50.559
I don't think I need to.
01:03:50.960 --> 01:03:51.840
Perception check.
01:03:51.920 --> 01:03:53.039
Alright, nice.
01:03:53.280 --> 01:03:57.679
Um, as you guys are in here, what is it you're looking for?
01:03:59.119 --> 01:04:01.440
Uh is there anybody that's like scary?
01:04:02.239 --> 01:04:05.280
Looking for hostile parties or any parties.
01:04:05.679 --> 01:04:07.840
That are outside the window or inside?
01:04:08.079 --> 01:04:09.440
Inside with us.
01:04:09.840 --> 01:04:11.039
Uh, there is nobody.
01:04:11.119 --> 01:04:14.239
You guys are alone in this uh storage basement.
01:04:14.559 --> 01:04:19.679
Um, can I kind of listen out for if I can hear Bill outside?
01:04:20.559 --> 01:04:22.000
Uh yes.
01:04:22.400 --> 01:04:29.679
Um, what what is it that Sylvia is uh has disguised herself as while you uh roll that?
01:04:30.559 --> 01:04:41.039
Oh, is there any kind of like or can I tell if we're in a business if we're um yeah.
01:04:41.199 --> 01:04:54.400
Uh Binkham actually grabs a uh like a what looks to be just a box full of company t-shirts, uh as it uh looks to be uh Jojo's creamery.
01:04:54.880 --> 01:04:55.199
Oh.
01:04:55.920 --> 01:04:58.719
Um this is scary.
01:04:58.960 --> 01:04:59.280
Okay.
01:04:59.599 --> 01:05:11.039
Um can uh Sylvia kind of make herself look a little bit into um Okay, so so I can't I can't leave my snake shape.
01:05:11.920 --> 01:05:12.480
Not really.
01:05:12.800 --> 01:05:15.760
You you basically can make yourself look like whatever you want.
01:05:15.840 --> 01:05:21.440
It's just you can't really um make yourself you can only make yourself a foot taller or shorter.
01:05:21.679 --> 01:05:33.440
You will still like if someone reaches and touches you, they will still feel yeah like your form, they'll feel through the illusion, but you can make yourself look like someone else.
01:05:33.599 --> 01:05:45.440
Um I kind of I'm gonna make myself uh just like a foot shorter and the most like basic blonde woman.
01:05:46.320 --> 01:05:52.480
Like give me like Midwestern like Belinda vibes.
01:05:53.039 --> 01:05:55.360
I work at the culverse.
01:05:55.679 --> 01:05:58.719
I'm I've eaten corn all my life.
01:05:58.960 --> 01:06:04.000
This is like Rosy cheeked Bob Blond.
01:06:04.639 --> 01:06:05.360
There we go.
01:06:05.519 --> 01:06:06.000
Hell yeah.
01:06:06.079 --> 01:06:07.440
Um vibes.
01:06:07.840 --> 01:06:08.239
Yeah.
01:06:08.400 --> 01:06:13.119
Uh are you are you making yourself look like you're wearing like this shirt or something like that?
01:06:13.840 --> 01:06:16.480
I'm gonna give myself that that company shirt.
01:06:16.719 --> 01:06:17.920
That company shirt.
01:06:18.000 --> 01:06:20.960
Uh as Binkham flips it around on the back.
01:06:21.119 --> 01:06:28.719
Uh you say uh three you see it says uh four scoops for only a four dollar bill on the back of it.
01:06:28.960 --> 01:06:32.639
Um as I'm putting it on, I'm like, God, that's such a good deal.
01:06:36.159 --> 01:06:44.559
Binkham, uh as uh you're kind of looking around, and actually, Sylvia, what was it that you uh rolled for perception to?
01:06:44.960 --> 01:06:46.159
It was a 20.
01:06:46.400 --> 01:06:48.239
For a dirty 20 or nat 20?
01:06:49.440 --> 01:06:50.880
We got two nat 20s?
01:06:51.519 --> 01:06:52.239
Holy crap.
01:06:53.920 --> 01:06:55.199
I am not yeah.
01:06:55.679 --> 01:06:57.760
That's another fake coin, baby.
01:06:58.400 --> 01:07:03.280
Um as you guys are down here, man.
01:07:03.360 --> 01:07:04.000
You know what?
01:07:04.159 --> 01:07:12.800
The the two nat 20s, I think, cancels out any sort of negative that that fate coin could have affected.
01:07:13.119 --> 01:07:37.280
You guys both sense you guys can hear the flapping and the heavy landing uh of actually it's a bit more of a uh a business shoe like tapping onto the concrete uh and uh you see as walking his stones crack and break underneath uh and roll out of underneath his shoes.
01:07:39.039 --> 01:07:40.960
Where are you?
01:07:42.159 --> 01:07:47.280
Where did you slither off to Sylvia?
01:07:48.800 --> 01:08:00.880
Uh and as uh you guys are um uh down here, uh Binkum, you notice something over in the corner.
01:08:02.559 --> 01:08:10.719
And as you go and look over in the far corner, you look that there's another door leading down?
01:08:14.320 --> 01:08:17.520
It looks to be hidden behind some boxes.
01:08:19.760 --> 01:08:20.079
Okay.
01:08:21.039 --> 01:08:27.680
Um can I roll some sort of check to decide if this appears appears to be a hiding spot?
01:08:30.000 --> 01:08:35.680
Yes, you can uh uh uh you actually don't have to do any sort of check.
01:08:35.760 --> 01:08:37.920
If you want, you can just go over and open it.
01:08:39.680 --> 01:08:42.479
Okay, I'll go open it.
01:08:43.119 --> 01:08:44.399
You go open it.
01:08:44.560 --> 01:08:53.760
Um as you um as you go and open it, you see as um that's weird.
01:08:53.920 --> 01:09:01.119
You just pull open this door and it looks to just be stone.
01:09:03.279 --> 01:09:13.600
But Sylvia, as you are looking and you're you're kinda get catching your breath again, you hear a voice.
01:09:16.560 --> 01:09:17.359
Queen.
01:09:21.760 --> 01:09:23.520
You've got this, Queen.
01:09:26.319 --> 01:09:42.640
As you see a watery form that uh Binkham, you do not see this uh Sylvia, you see just this watery form looks to walk through this stone down almost as if it's walking down into a basement.
01:09:45.039 --> 01:09:46.880
I'm like, well that's weird.
01:09:47.039 --> 01:09:50.319
Why would they put a door in front of just a stone wall?
01:09:52.159 --> 01:09:55.840
Oh that's no stone wall.
01:09:57.279 --> 01:10:01.359
I've received word for my representation.
01:10:08.319 --> 01:10:11.039
And I'm gonna follow that entity.
01:10:12.079 --> 01:10:23.680
You uh begin to walk and follow this watery form into uh this um lower uh staircase that leads down.
01:10:23.840 --> 01:10:32.560
Um and Binkum, you see as Sylvia just looks to form through this solid stone.
01:10:34.079 --> 01:10:36.159
I'm just like standing there shocked.
01:10:37.279 --> 01:10:39.199
I'm gonna try to walk through it.
01:10:41.840 --> 01:10:42.560
Don't go.
01:10:45.760 --> 01:10:49.279
Oh my gosh! No, I can definitely get through there.
01:10:49.439 --> 01:10:51.439
I'm gonna try to walk through it again.
01:10:53.439 --> 01:10:56.640
Sylvia, you just hear this dunking on the other side.
01:10:56.960 --> 01:11:06.640
I think I think Sylvia fully thought that she was just gonna follow her, so I think she was turning around and she's like, You uh having some trouble there.
01:11:08.800 --> 01:11:09.439
What?
01:11:11.039 --> 01:11:16.000
Oh yeah.
01:11:16.960 --> 01:11:19.680
No, I sorry, I'm coming.
01:11:21.039 --> 01:11:23.279
Like stupid, stupid, stupid.
01:11:24.159 --> 01:11:35.680
Sylvia, you see your your head is like you're you're able to just like stand and like stick your head out from here, but you see as Binkham tries again, but she's hitting like a solid surface.
01:11:36.880 --> 01:11:38.239
I want to try again.
01:11:41.359 --> 01:11:42.720
It's working.
01:11:44.079 --> 01:11:46.880
Can you like uh make a hole?
01:11:47.279 --> 01:11:49.920
Like break it.
01:11:51.680 --> 01:11:53.520
Oh let me see.
01:11:55.760 --> 01:11:56.800
I'll try to slap it.
01:11:57.039 --> 01:12:06.720
As as you go and slap it, uh you feel this, uh you feel before you hit the stone, you feel something stop your hand.
01:12:07.039 --> 01:12:24.479
Uh Sylvia, you see um as a uh watery form reaches out, puts their head out in front of you, honey, and uh goes and pulls Binkham through uh solid stone.
01:12:24.560 --> 01:12:52.560
Uh as this happens, your head's still uh kind of sticking out as uh your Midwestern blonde Bob and you see as uh this um the window bursts as you see a small bead of uh fire very swiftly goes into the middle of the room.
01:12:54.000 --> 01:13:00.720
You hear this hollow explosion uh in front of you right before you're able to pull your head back.
01:13:00.960 --> 01:13:12.079
Um and you just hear this shaking outside of uh the space you guys are currently in.
01:13:14.640 --> 01:13:16.000
So back to the flashback.
01:13:16.159 --> 01:13:17.359
Virgil Michael.
01:13:19.119 --> 01:13:29.920
What was your guys' uh you know, you guys had three whole days, uh think thanks to uh Blorf today to uh prepare for this.
01:13:30.079 --> 01:13:33.760
What uh what was your guys' rendezvous location?
01:13:34.399 --> 01:13:36.000
Ah man, that's a very good question.
01:13:36.159 --> 01:13:38.000
One that we absolutely came up with.
01:13:38.239 --> 01:13:39.039
Yeah, yeah, totally.
01:13:39.119 --> 01:13:41.600
It's the park we landed in the green jelly water.
01:13:41.680 --> 01:13:43.279
Like that's where we're gonna agree to me.
01:13:44.239 --> 01:13:48.239
Yep, right in that park, the place where where where we first landed in the mainframe.
01:13:48.479 --> 01:13:54.000
The lime, the lime flavored, the lime flavored green water.
01:13:54.399 --> 01:13:57.119
Not in the water, because that that that looks really suspicious.
01:13:57.279 --> 01:13:58.239
Like no, no, no, no, no.
01:13:58.479 --> 01:13:59.199
Nearby.
01:13:59.520 --> 01:14:00.960
For sure, for sure.
01:14:01.199 --> 01:14:12.159
Um you guys are able to get there, and you I mean, you guys probably would say that you uh that was a pretty successful mission.
01:14:12.239 --> 01:14:18.880
I mean, uh everything seems to like you guys got uh you know some some interesting information, everything like that.
01:14:19.199 --> 01:14:20.560
Definitely got some info, yeah.
01:14:20.880 --> 01:14:28.640
Well, to be to be honest, we kind of went into that like freezer thing, and I think I have more questions than answers now, now that I'm really thinking about it.
01:14:29.600 --> 01:14:33.119
We ended up not interfacing with the mainframe, I guess.
01:14:33.279 --> 01:14:39.119
A turbo with we just kind of showed up, got a little confused, we broke in successfully, and then got out.
01:14:39.199 --> 01:14:40.800
So I guess we know that's possible.
01:14:41.119 --> 01:14:42.560
I mean, should we try it again?
01:14:42.640 --> 01:14:52.319
I I think maybe well now I feel like we just kind of disengaged, and then we're uh we left because a lot of crazy I it something fell off.
01:14:52.640 --> 01:14:54.319
We left before things got worse.
01:14:54.399 --> 01:14:57.680
I think that's that's there's nothing wrong with that.
01:14:57.760 --> 01:15:01.039
There's nothing wrong with leaving a situation when you feel like it's getting bad.
01:15:01.119 --> 01:15:01.840
Yeah, obviously.
01:15:02.720 --> 01:15:03.199
Unsafe.
01:15:03.520 --> 01:15:04.960
Someone was gonna look for those guys eventually.
01:15:05.199 --> 01:15:06.239
We knocked a couple of dudes out.
01:15:06.479 --> 01:15:07.119
Obviously.
01:15:07.359 --> 01:15:11.920
We we could have killed some people, but I mean we knocked them out, you know, and they're fine.
01:15:12.000 --> 01:15:13.039
I mean, I hope.
01:15:13.199 --> 01:15:14.960
Um try to kill them.
01:15:15.359 --> 01:15:20.720
I mean, I I don't know my own strength, so I'm I guess we could have, but like that wasn't my intention.
01:15:20.880 --> 01:15:23.359
Um it wasn't my intention either, but you know.
01:15:24.239 --> 01:15:24.880
Accidents happen.
01:15:25.199 --> 01:15:34.239
Um Sylvia, how would you and your new friend approach the rendezvous location?
01:15:37.039 --> 01:15:43.359
When you when you mean by approach, like in our mind's eye, what how do we conceive of the rendezvous location?
01:15:43.680 --> 01:15:44.960
Approaches to the rendezvous point.
01:15:47.039 --> 01:15:55.680
You uh you you guys, when you guys went into this lower area, you guys found yourself in kind of that uh uh sewer-like uh circuitry.
01:15:55.840 --> 01:16:12.239
Um you guys are able to uh shortly after that uh make your way back up to the surface, getting like a safe way away from the uh city hall uh and uh then able to make your guys' way back to the uh the park.
01:16:12.399 --> 01:16:18.640
Um now the park is it's a decently sized park.
01:16:18.720 --> 01:16:36.399
I'd say it's probably about uh um probably oh about um a quarter mile uh in kind of radius or uh not radius diameter.
01:16:36.640 --> 01:16:42.319
So it's a decent sized one, but it is directly in front of the um the city hall.
01:16:42.640 --> 01:16:51.279
There is some tree coverage, it's not like you're gonna be meeting right in front of the city hall, but um it is within the vicinity.
01:16:54.000 --> 01:16:54.560
Cool.
01:16:54.720 --> 01:17:05.119
I think uh I think we're I uh the moment we kind of crop up and come upon near that point, we are slinking and I'm trying to be so covert.
01:17:05.279 --> 01:17:09.199
I mean, I know I'm disguised, but I'm I think Sylvia is going.
01:17:10.560 --> 01:17:14.239
Oh yeah, it's a beautiful day at the park.
01:17:15.039 --> 01:17:16.960
I love the park.
01:17:18.319 --> 01:17:18.720
Three.
01:17:20.159 --> 01:17:23.840
She's kind of panicking, but trying to hold her character.
01:17:24.159 --> 01:17:26.079
She's terrified of getting found.
01:17:26.399 --> 01:17:30.319
Virgil, what's uh you guys are disguised.
01:17:30.479 --> 01:17:31.920
You knew you were gonna be disguised.
01:17:32.000 --> 01:17:40.399
What's the uh code word to uh confirm that uh you're talking to someone within the party?
01:17:40.720 --> 01:17:43.520
Uh it wasn't my idea, but razzle dazzle.
01:17:45.840 --> 01:17:47.359
Wonder whose idea that was.
01:17:47.680 --> 01:17:49.520
Uh it could have been anybody's, really.
01:17:50.079 --> 01:17:53.359
I insisted on something a little less pizzazzzy, but you know.
01:17:54.560 --> 01:17:58.720
Well, yeah, this park sure has a lot of razzle dazzle.
01:17:59.760 --> 01:18:00.399
Yeah.
01:18:02.800 --> 01:18:03.439
Sure, got some.
01:18:06.560 --> 01:18:12.880
Uh there's a little uh bridge over a creek uh that kind of leads between a couple of the different ponds.
01:18:13.039 --> 01:18:21.840
Uh and yeah, you see uh this uh bobbed um midwestern gal, blonde gal.
01:18:23.199 --> 01:18:25.920
Michael, I think that's I look about 40.
01:18:27.600 --> 01:18:35.199
I mean, yeah, no one in the mainframe is acting like that, and she said the word, so yeah, that's that's that's yeah, that's gonna be her.
01:18:35.600 --> 01:18:37.920
I'm gonna I'm gonna wave her down.
01:18:41.199 --> 01:18:41.680
Drop some.
01:18:42.159 --> 01:18:45.520
Michael, what's the callback sign once someone says uh razzle dazzle?
01:18:45.760 --> 01:18:49.680
I still look like me, but I'm gonna still give me disguised as me.
01:18:49.760 --> 01:18:51.359
This is this is a this is a good point.
01:18:51.600 --> 01:19:02.000
You're wearing a cap, it's a little uh the callback is what peculiar word to use at this formal park setting.
01:19:02.319 --> 01:19:04.560
Again, that was not my suggestion.
01:19:07.119 --> 01:19:12.800
Guys, I swear to god, I almost just died like four different times.
01:19:13.119 --> 01:19:14.800
What what happened?
01:19:15.199 --> 01:19:18.079
Um okay, McLavin.
01:19:18.239 --> 01:19:20.239
Oh god, and it all starts crying.
01:19:20.479 --> 01:19:20.880
Where's McClavin?
01:19:20.960 --> 01:19:22.159
I just realized yeah, McLaven's out there.
01:19:22.319 --> 01:19:23.600
Oh, we got it.
01:19:23.840 --> 01:19:26.239
McClavin was taken by the mainframe.
01:19:26.479 --> 01:19:27.199
Oh no.
01:19:27.359 --> 01:19:29.600
Oh, that's he's a part of the mainframe now.
01:19:29.920 --> 01:19:30.880
He got taken.
01:19:31.359 --> 01:19:33.039
Oh god, McClavin.
01:19:33.439 --> 01:19:34.800
Hey, hey, who is that?
01:19:35.439 --> 01:19:40.159
The point that's a gnome that's Binkham.
01:19:40.399 --> 01:19:41.119
Bingham's a point.
01:19:41.359 --> 01:19:42.880
All right, nice to meet you.
01:19:43.279 --> 01:19:44.000
Whoa.
01:19:44.640 --> 01:19:48.000
Um you go in for the hug, Binkham.
01:19:48.319 --> 01:19:50.079
We're gonna be great friends.
01:19:51.119 --> 01:19:53.039
Who's Binkam trying to hug right now?
01:19:53.199 --> 01:19:54.560
Who's the everybody?
01:19:54.640 --> 01:19:56.239
I'm doing a group situation.
01:19:57.920 --> 01:19:58.560
Michael's gonna go.
01:19:59.600 --> 01:20:00.800
It's been a rough couple of days.
01:20:00.880 --> 01:20:02.560
I think we could use the end of it.
01:20:02.800 --> 01:20:07.199
I just kind of get swooped into it by just happenstance and we Binkham.
01:20:07.439 --> 01:20:16.159
As you uh are hugging Virgil, you fe you hear a familiar squeaking.
01:20:17.439 --> 01:20:18.800
Oh my god, that's Pitt.
01:20:18.880 --> 01:20:20.560
I start like ruffling through like his clothes.
01:20:24.159 --> 01:20:26.479
Through his uh through his agenda.
01:20:29.199 --> 01:20:36.239
Uh you see as as you reach into one of the pockets and you are like full shoulder deep.
01:20:36.800 --> 01:20:45.600
And as you have to like wrap your arm around uh Virgil's like torso, you're able to grab you're able to grab Pip.
01:20:45.840 --> 01:20:48.239
Pip's Pip's always a squirmy sucker.
01:20:48.560 --> 01:20:49.039
Oh my god.
01:20:49.920 --> 01:20:50.880
You can't take the knees.
01:20:51.760 --> 01:20:52.640
You can't take the gerbil.
01:20:54.079 --> 01:20:54.640
You found you.
01:20:56.720 --> 01:20:57.760
See, today ain't so bad.
01:20:58.000 --> 01:20:59.600
Okay, give it a kiss.
01:21:00.000 --> 01:21:02.880
Today is awesome! Yay.
01:21:03.439 --> 01:21:05.279
Uh yeah yay.
01:21:06.079 --> 01:21:06.640
I love the attitude.
01:21:07.840 --> 01:21:08.479
Positivity.
01:21:10.239 --> 01:21:10.880
That's nice.
01:21:11.600 --> 01:21:13.039
So what's your name?
01:21:13.920 --> 01:21:16.800
And we came back and forth like a tennis tennis match.
01:21:17.039 --> 01:21:17.920
My name's Virgil.
01:21:19.920 --> 01:21:20.239
Hi.
01:21:20.720 --> 01:21:21.039
Hi.
01:21:22.640 --> 01:21:24.159
I'm Michael.
01:21:25.039 --> 01:21:26.720
I guess at this point I can take off.
01:21:28.239 --> 01:21:30.319
That's one of my favorite names.
01:21:30.640 --> 01:21:31.680
I thank you.
01:21:32.000 --> 01:21:33.359
I think it's pretty good myself.
01:21:34.159 --> 01:21:35.840
I think Virgil's a good name.
01:21:36.159 --> 01:21:37.600
No, Virgil's a really solid name.
01:21:37.680 --> 01:21:41.279
There's a lot of Michaels out there, but you know, the individuality is really in Virgil.
01:21:41.439 --> 01:21:41.680
You know.
01:21:42.079 --> 01:21:43.279
There's something very classic about it.
01:21:43.359 --> 01:21:43.840
I've always thought.
01:21:44.159 --> 01:21:44.560
There is.
01:21:44.800 --> 01:21:45.600
Oh, thank you.
01:21:45.680 --> 01:21:46.640
I appreciate that.
01:21:46.800 --> 01:21:53.039
I'm gonna go ahead and take out my ogre look because I mean, clearly we're we're we're out in the park now.
01:21:54.159 --> 01:21:54.319
Okay.
01:21:55.119 --> 01:21:57.279
I go back to look looking like a fur bulg.
01:21:57.520 --> 01:21:57.760
Okay.
01:21:58.000 --> 01:21:59.840
Something that we all need to know.
01:22:00.399 --> 01:22:02.239
A few things real quick.
01:22:02.479 --> 01:22:02.640
Yeah.
01:22:02.800 --> 01:22:03.760
Uh bale bombs.
01:22:04.000 --> 01:22:05.680
This is a safe place to debrief.
01:22:07.760 --> 01:22:08.720
Uh listen.
01:22:10.159 --> 01:22:11.840
I think we're fine.
01:22:12.560 --> 01:22:12.720
Can I?
01:22:13.039 --> 01:22:14.159
I need to look around.
01:22:14.319 --> 01:22:22.479
Yeah, I'm gonna look around and see Michael's on that's how this whole campaign started.
01:22:22.800 --> 01:22:27.680
Michael got busted in this in the mirror dimension park.
01:22:27.920 --> 01:22:31.520
In this mirror dimension, in the original park, carve it up a topiary.
01:22:33.359 --> 01:22:36.560
Well, if you don't carve up a topiary, we should be fine, alright?
01:22:36.720 --> 01:22:38.479
I'm I'm gonna investigate.
01:22:38.640 --> 01:22:39.119
I want to look around.
01:22:39.359 --> 01:22:40.720
Is it perception of uh DM?
01:22:41.439 --> 01:22:43.439
Uh do I perceive or do I investigate?
01:22:43.680 --> 01:22:45.279
Uh you can perceive, yes.
01:22:45.600 --> 01:22:45.920
Okay.
01:22:47.279 --> 01:22:48.479
Well, if I could investigate.
01:22:48.560 --> 01:22:49.680
No, no, wait, wait, both are good.
01:22:49.760 --> 01:22:50.079
Both are good.
01:22:50.239 --> 01:22:51.680
I got I got so plus two on that.
01:22:51.840 --> 01:22:52.399
Alright.
01:22:52.640 --> 01:22:53.600
That's a 21.
01:22:53.680 --> 01:22:54.000
Alright.
01:22:54.079 --> 01:22:57.199
This is 21, solid.
01:22:57.279 --> 01:23:04.159
Um Michael.
01:23:05.520 --> 01:23:11.520
You're I mean, you're a uh you're a ranger, right?
01:23:11.760 --> 01:23:16.880
But you you're a little bit more of probably you're a little bit more of an urban ranger, totally, correct?
01:23:17.119 --> 01:23:17.760
Yeah, absolutely.
01:23:18.000 --> 01:23:45.680
Um your uh eyes and ears are for the um, you know, spotting people, spotting, you know, natural points within uh a civilization, and in the past few days you've kind of begun to I wouldn't say get acclimated, but start to understand kind of the cues of this odd place.
01:23:46.720 --> 01:24:04.640
Um and one thing that you have been able to cue on is that even though everyone is moving robotic and isn't usually paying you any mind, you notice everyone's ears are open.
01:24:07.039 --> 01:24:08.399
Yeah, no, yeah, no.
01:24:08.560 --> 01:24:12.079
We I don't want to talk anymore until we get to like back to a a safe house or something.
01:24:12.479 --> 01:24:18.880
I don't feel comfortable being out here while anything we say could just be taken and like exploited against us.
01:24:19.359 --> 01:24:19.600
Okay.
01:24:20.239 --> 01:24:21.840
Oh I'm you know what?
01:24:21.920 --> 01:24:23.920
Um Michael, I'm with ya.
01:24:25.840 --> 01:24:28.479
I just came back on Sylvia's shoulder.
01:24:29.359 --> 01:24:29.520
Okay.
01:24:30.000 --> 01:24:30.239
Okay.
01:24:30.640 --> 01:24:32.479
Wherever you guys want to go.
01:24:33.359 --> 01:24:34.560
Wait, hold on.
01:24:34.800 --> 01:24:35.680
Where did you come from?
01:24:36.479 --> 01:24:38.720
Hold on, wait, I'm not done with Binkham.
01:24:40.319 --> 01:24:42.880
Yeah, Binkham, you just showed up with a gerbil.
01:24:43.359 --> 01:24:45.600
Binkum fell out of bracelets.
01:24:45.920 --> 01:24:46.399
Out of the sky.
01:24:46.560 --> 01:24:47.199
Okay, okay.
01:24:47.279 --> 01:24:48.079
We're getting somewhere.
01:24:48.239 --> 01:24:49.199
We kind of fell out of the sky.
01:24:49.439 --> 01:24:53.920
We fell into Are you are you do you know where you are right now?
01:24:55.359 --> 01:24:59.439
Oh, I have no idea where I am, but I figured you guys would let me know.
01:25:00.880 --> 01:25:04.479
Have you ever heard of the mainframe?
01:25:06.079 --> 01:25:06.640
So what?
01:25:07.199 --> 01:25:08.079
Oh my goodness.
01:25:08.239 --> 01:25:11.760
Well, I guess you know when things are insane.
01:25:13.039 --> 01:25:13.680
Yeah.
01:25:15.119 --> 01:25:17.760
That typically occurs in the mainframe.
01:25:18.399 --> 01:25:19.600
Say it in the mainframe.
01:25:19.920 --> 01:25:21.920
I don't know if that's actually an app description.
01:25:22.000 --> 01:25:22.399
You know what?
01:25:22.479 --> 01:25:22.720
Fine.
01:25:22.800 --> 01:25:23.439
Yeah.
01:25:24.720 --> 01:25:25.439
Yeah, I guess.
01:25:26.960 --> 01:25:29.039
I guess the thingum doesn't know what the mainframe is.
01:25:29.119 --> 01:25:30.239
They probably don't know that.
01:25:30.960 --> 01:25:32.960
They probably can't be from it, right?
01:25:33.119 --> 01:25:34.079
Okay, yeah, we're good.
01:25:34.640 --> 01:25:39.119
Bingham, where were you before you dropped out of the sky?
01:25:39.600 --> 01:25:41.279
I was in a hole.
01:25:41.920 --> 01:25:42.560
A hole.
01:25:42.720 --> 01:25:43.039
Okay.
01:25:43.199 --> 01:25:44.720
Um was in a hole.
01:25:44.800 --> 01:25:46.640
Can we stop interrogating Bingham?
01:25:47.039 --> 01:25:47.680
Okay, fine.
01:25:48.000 --> 01:25:50.319
Guys, uh, but where's a reading book?
01:25:51.359 --> 01:25:51.680
Huddle.
01:25:52.079 --> 01:25:53.119
Thanks for asking.
01:25:53.439 --> 01:25:55.279
I'm gonna put everyone into a huddle.
01:25:55.439 --> 01:25:56.399
Where are we gonna go?
01:25:57.039 --> 01:25:58.560
This was the rendezvous point we established.
01:25:58.880 --> 01:26:00.640
We also established the safe house.
01:26:00.880 --> 01:26:02.720
You also established the safe house.
01:26:02.960 --> 01:26:03.520
Oh, that's right.
01:26:03.600 --> 01:26:05.840
Now that I remember how we did establish the safe house.
01:26:06.960 --> 01:26:12.640
Would you guys go to the warehouse that you guys that Charles took you guys, or would you guys go under the bridge?
01:26:12.880 --> 01:26:14.159
I think we'd go under the bridge.
01:26:14.319 --> 01:26:14.640
Yeah.
01:26:14.880 --> 01:26:15.680
Under the bridge.
01:26:16.000 --> 01:26:16.479
Under the bridge.
01:26:18.560 --> 01:26:22.319
Because if we exit if we go to the warehouse and someone follows us, that's not good.
01:26:24.640 --> 01:26:33.279
You guys head over, uh, and I just want one more real quick um stealth check with uh advantage.
01:26:33.520 --> 01:26:34.800
Ooh, from everybody.
01:26:34.880 --> 01:26:35.920
Uh everybody?
01:26:37.439 --> 01:26:38.079
Yes.
01:26:38.640 --> 01:26:39.600
Alright.
01:26:42.560 --> 01:26:43.279
15.
01:26:44.239 --> 01:26:44.560
Oh.
01:26:44.880 --> 01:26:45.199
Nice.
01:26:45.600 --> 01:26:46.560
Dude, two twelves.
01:26:46.720 --> 01:26:47.279
Look at that.
01:26:47.520 --> 01:26:50.000
How'd you totally 12 killer?
01:26:50.399 --> 01:26:52.079
Oh, I got double too.
01:26:52.479 --> 01:26:53.119
Double trouble.
01:26:53.359 --> 01:26:54.000
Oh, 32.
01:26:54.880 --> 01:26:55.199
Oh.
01:26:55.680 --> 01:26:56.880
Dang, bink em?
01:26:57.279 --> 01:26:58.479
Damn, bink him.
01:26:58.640 --> 01:26:59.680
Damn, bink him?
01:26:59.920 --> 01:27:00.960
I mean, we need we need that short.
01:27:01.279 --> 01:27:02.319
Why isn't stealthy?
01:27:03.119 --> 01:27:03.600
Yeah.
01:27:03.840 --> 01:27:06.560
All that wisdom is going into those dice rolls.
01:27:06.880 --> 01:27:16.880
Uh, yeah, you guys are able to uh uh move throughout the uh the city uh without any uh any problems.
01:27:17.199 --> 01:27:19.279
Um Binkum.
01:27:20.000 --> 01:27:29.039
As you are what's um uh let me know if the this feel you walk, I'm assuming you kind of walk like real real free.
01:27:29.119 --> 01:27:34.640
You sway in your shoulders a bunch, uh kind of um letting your arms kind of flow.
01:27:34.720 --> 01:27:37.359
How what's what's Binkham's walk like?
01:27:38.159 --> 01:27:39.359
Oh yeah, definitely.
01:27:39.439 --> 01:27:45.680
I'm just flopping all around, like just so like I'm having a great time.
01:27:46.560 --> 01:27:59.760
As uh as you're walking, you notice as uh the crew that you're with looks to be walking in a rhythm, and in a rhythm with everyone else.
01:28:01.600 --> 01:28:02.000
Here.
01:28:02.159 --> 01:28:08.319
I'm assuming you guys, as this stealth check, are just disguising yourselves within this rhythm.
01:28:08.479 --> 01:28:10.800
You guys have had the weekend to kind of figure it out.
01:28:10.960 --> 01:28:13.279
You guys are kind of walking this march.
01:28:14.560 --> 01:28:24.479
And you kind of start to get this eerie feeling, Binkham, that um maybe you don't want to stand out.
01:28:25.840 --> 01:28:28.800
Maybe you don't want to be spotted here.
01:28:31.119 --> 01:28:36.159
I like try to straighten up and walk in the rhythm, but I'm I'm s it's like not quite working.
01:28:36.399 --> 01:28:38.560
I have like a little bit too much pep in my step.
01:28:39.199 --> 01:28:40.319
You're thinking too hard about it.
01:28:40.560 --> 01:28:44.159
You can't you can't get rid of the pep the pep is the pe it's the pep, man.
01:28:44.399 --> 01:28:45.359
It's the pep.
01:28:46.640 --> 01:28:55.359
Um and as you guys walk there, you guys are uh heading towards underneath the bridge that leads towards uh the suburbs.
01:28:55.439 --> 01:29:03.199
Um but we are going to take our quick break right here before we uh get underneath the bridge.
01:29:03.359 --> 01:29:06.800
So um we'll be right back.
01:29:07.520 --> 01:29:08.720
Don't go anywhere.
01:29:11.039 --> 01:29:18.880
Hi everyone, and welcome back uh to Sylvia's um therapy session.
01:29:19.279 --> 01:29:21.680
Um she's been going through a lot, guys.
01:29:21.840 --> 01:29:22.159
Yeah.
01:29:22.319 --> 01:29:24.079
She's been going through a lot.
01:29:24.159 --> 01:29:33.520
Um, we mean emotional, we mean mental, we mean psychological, every single form, yes.
01:29:33.840 --> 01:29:34.800
She is unraveling.
01:29:35.760 --> 01:29:38.720
Um she's someone we don't recognize.
01:29:40.960 --> 01:29:51.119
It is, I will say it is a little bit of a uh a little bit um what is it jarring, kind of Binkham.
01:29:51.279 --> 01:29:54.159
I feel like Binkham feels like Sylvia used to.
01:29:54.319 --> 01:29:56.880
Like Sylvia did just a few days ago.
01:29:57.039 --> 01:30:14.000
And I would say probably Virgil and Michael, you guys are kind of uh seeing this kind of uh, you know, Bingham, this this fresh face as you guys enter into uh this um the uh the hideout underneath the bridge.
01:30:14.159 --> 01:30:21.199
Uh so underneath the bridge you guys uh meet the uh the the front door.
01:30:21.359 --> 01:30:27.279
Uh you guys get in, let's see, by let's see, was there a secret?
01:30:27.359 --> 01:30:29.119
There was not a secret word.
01:30:29.199 --> 01:30:30.399
I thought there was a secret word.
01:30:30.479 --> 01:30:32.239
I might be thinking of something else.
01:30:32.479 --> 01:30:51.840
Um well actually um during your guys' planning process, you asked the um uh uh Charles Charles Sophie and Sir I'd say Sir Chopsky, he's the one that kind of leads up the the underneath the bridge location.
01:30:52.319 --> 01:30:58.239
Um what was it, Virgil, that Sir Chopsky told you the entry code was?
01:30:59.199 --> 01:31:04.640
It was one one one one pound star exclamation point.
01:31:05.520 --> 01:31:06.800
Dude, that's so good.
01:31:07.439 --> 01:31:09.760
You can't brute force that exclamation.
01:31:09.920 --> 01:31:10.880
No one would guess that.
01:31:11.119 --> 01:31:16.159
You know, it originally was one one one, but then they were like, oh, we have to reset the password again.
01:31:16.239 --> 01:31:18.319
Uh, let's just add some symbols after it.
01:31:18.560 --> 01:31:19.279
That's so annoying.
01:31:19.439 --> 01:31:30.239
Then you forget which one I put I put that special exclamation point one underneath the the the little uh the little box because no no one's gonna think there's a special button underneath there.
01:31:30.479 --> 01:31:42.079
Yeah, it looks like you guys added the symbols like after the fact, like there the number pad was there, but then you guys added a secondary like it's like this password is not strong enough, and then you have to add a bunch of bullshit.
01:31:43.199 --> 01:31:45.279
Yep, yep, that's exactly it.
01:31:45.439 --> 01:31:46.239
That's exactly it.
01:31:46.319 --> 01:31:47.439
That's what we had to do.
01:31:47.760 --> 01:31:54.319
Um, so you guys enter in 1111 uh pound star exclamation point.
01:31:54.800 --> 01:31:56.800
Um and beep beep.
01:31:57.279 --> 01:32:01.600
Uh you guys are let into uh this uh this hideout.
01:32:01.760 --> 01:32:05.600
Um this one is uh uh very similar.
01:32:05.760 --> 01:32:12.319
This is a uh kind of a um I would say probably a more secure location.
01:32:12.479 --> 01:32:18.319
There's there is I mean, definitely a more secure location than anywhere else in the city.
01:32:18.399 --> 01:32:19.279
It's very similar.
01:32:19.359 --> 01:32:21.439
It's a bit of a smaller field than that.
01:32:21.600 --> 01:32:28.079
Um actually no, it's it's actually that same um open space that you guys had gone into earlier.
01:32:28.239 --> 01:32:41.279
You have the cat walks up above the the top, uh the probably about 15 feet up of this uh large uh rectangular room that goes about 20, 25 feet high.
01:32:41.439 --> 01:32:51.920
Uh, you guys got on your guys' left a whole bunch of uh refugees and uh you know people that have been pulled into the main frame.
01:32:52.079 --> 01:33:01.199
Uh to the right is uh the meeting location for uh uh Sir Chopsky, Sophie, and uh Charles.
01:33:01.439 --> 01:33:11.199
There's their room over to the right, and then there's a few little um corners that uh people can just kind of come rest on the right side.
01:33:11.279 --> 01:33:21.680
Um more the right side is more people that are part of this uh little rebellion than the left side is uh a lot of people that they're caring for.
01:33:23.600 --> 01:33:25.680
Alright, we should be good to talk in here.
01:33:27.760 --> 01:33:28.720
Sylvia.
01:33:29.439 --> 01:33:37.600
What happened with Bill Bond Claven?
01:33:42.399 --> 01:33:48.479
I mean, it's not something I'm proud of, you say.
01:33:49.119 --> 01:33:55.680
Um but um things went south very quickly.
01:33:55.920 --> 01:34:03.199
Um McClavin um was overtaken by Bill.
01:34:03.920 --> 01:34:08.239
He I think was experiencing some visions.
01:34:08.319 --> 01:34:09.760
Uh I I couldn't tell.
01:34:09.840 --> 01:34:13.439
There was some sort of psychological pathfinding.
01:34:14.640 --> 01:34:22.560
McClavin was taken over by the mainframe, but only after he told me Bill's real name.
01:34:24.399 --> 01:34:25.840
Bill's real name.
01:34:27.840 --> 01:34:29.279
Is it not Bill Bond?
01:34:31.920 --> 01:34:34.800
His real name is Chester R.
01:34:34.960 --> 01:34:36.399
Bumblebottom.
01:34:37.760 --> 01:34:39.439
And honestly, I understand.
01:34:39.600 --> 01:34:43.840
I mean, I had to change my name for Actor's Equity, so you know, obviously.
01:34:48.079 --> 01:34:50.000
I didn't know that Bill was an actor.
01:34:51.039 --> 01:34:53.279
Virgil's just dying laughing.
01:34:54.640 --> 01:34:56.560
But Sylvia's being so serious.
01:34:56.880 --> 01:35:00.720
Sylvia has like tear her eyes, I think, as she's recounting this.
01:35:01.359 --> 01:35:03.199
Um that's a perfectly totally normal.
01:35:03.760 --> 01:35:04.960
Sylvia is looking at him like this.
01:35:05.039 --> 01:35:05.840
She's like.
01:35:07.119 --> 01:35:07.920
Oh, sorry.
01:35:08.159 --> 01:35:08.560
Anyway.
01:35:08.800 --> 01:35:13.600
Um McClavin was overtaking.
01:35:15.199 --> 01:35:21.439
He said some weird stuff about Q3, whatever, and he was gone right in front of me.
01:35:21.520 --> 01:35:24.560
And so I panicked and I just began repeating Chester.
01:35:26.239 --> 01:35:33.199
And then Chester or Bill or whatever the fuck his name is, he threw himself through the side of the building.
01:35:33.359 --> 01:35:35.520
He fell outside, he toppled over.
01:35:35.600 --> 01:35:36.880
I hopped in the broom.
01:35:36.960 --> 01:35:39.760
I started chasing after him, saying his name over and over again.
01:35:39.840 --> 01:35:42.239
He was in so much pain, he was screaming his head off.
01:35:42.319 --> 01:35:47.520
And then all of a sudden, he threw a giant fireball, wall of fire at my head.
01:35:47.680 --> 01:35:50.800
And as you guys know, my head is my moneymaker.
01:35:51.039 --> 01:35:53.039
So what was I gonna do?
01:35:55.039 --> 01:35:56.319
Knocked me out.
01:35:56.479 --> 01:35:58.560
I I could barely hang on to the broom.
01:35:58.640 --> 01:36:03.359
I I I take uh think of oh my goodness, I was at Bill though.
01:36:03.520 --> 01:36:09.600
I take pick up and we just sped off, and then Bill said I was at strike three.
01:36:11.600 --> 01:36:13.840
Strike four scary.
01:36:14.159 --> 01:36:19.760
And then we hid in a basement, and thank God my manager stepped in just at the last minute.
01:36:20.479 --> 01:36:21.600
Your manager?
01:36:22.720 --> 01:36:23.359
Yeah.
01:36:23.920 --> 01:36:26.079
I um I think that's our patron.
01:36:26.399 --> 01:36:27.439
My representation.
01:36:28.079 --> 01:36:33.279
Oh uh we don't like to say that in the business, but um Okay.
01:36:33.680 --> 01:36:37.439
Uh yes, he stepped in and saved us just in time.
01:36:37.760 --> 01:36:40.159
Well, that might have been the scream that we heard.
01:36:40.479 --> 01:36:41.119
Yeah.
01:36:41.439 --> 01:36:43.520
Yeah, I was screaming.
01:36:43.920 --> 01:36:45.520
Well, no, not well, okay.
01:36:45.600 --> 01:36:50.159
I guess we were hearing a mix of screaming between you and Chester.
01:36:50.800 --> 01:36:51.439
Chester.
01:36:53.119 --> 01:36:54.479
You should call him Chester.
01:36:54.560 --> 01:36:55.600
It's funny, no.
01:36:57.119 --> 01:36:57.520
It's great.
01:36:57.760 --> 01:36:58.560
It's pretty hilarious.
01:36:58.880 --> 01:37:00.399
I like to respect people's chosen names.
01:37:00.560 --> 01:37:04.560
That guy's a dick, so like he can we can call him Chester.
01:37:06.479 --> 01:37:14.399
But also, uh uh Bingham, uh I mean, you like you it sounds like you kind of just dropped here.
01:37:14.479 --> 01:37:16.800
Um how are you doing?
01:37:17.039 --> 01:37:17.680
Yeah.
01:37:19.600 --> 01:37:23.760
Um, well, I'm happy to be here.
01:37:24.000 --> 01:37:26.399
Yeah, and I'm also scared.
01:37:26.880 --> 01:37:29.119
I have no idea where I came from.
01:37:29.439 --> 01:37:33.600
I just kind of blinked into existence here, and then I lost my gerbil.
01:37:34.399 --> 01:37:36.479
But thankfully we found her again.
01:37:37.520 --> 01:37:38.560
I don't know, guys.
01:37:38.640 --> 01:37:39.520
This is scary.
01:37:39.680 --> 01:37:40.880
Why am I here?
01:37:44.000 --> 01:37:47.039
To be honest, none of us really know why we're here.
01:37:47.359 --> 01:37:53.439
But um, luckily there's some good people here who can maybe help or show us the way.
01:37:53.920 --> 01:37:55.760
Help me try to find a way out.
01:37:56.880 --> 01:37:59.600
Seems like more and more people are dropping in here.
01:37:59.760 --> 01:38:06.800
I mean, so it feels like our assimilation day is just getting closer, and now Bill's gonna be out to try to find me at least.
01:38:07.039 --> 01:38:13.039
Well, I think interesting is that the way we talked about the third strike before is that it seemed almost immediate.
01:38:13.199 --> 01:38:18.960
You know, the way the way that Naratsky mentioned three strikes, and then that's it.
01:38:19.279 --> 01:38:20.560
You're still here.
01:38:21.359 --> 01:38:22.000
Yeah.
01:38:22.239 --> 01:38:24.640
It didn't happen.
01:38:26.800 --> 01:38:27.359
Right?
01:38:28.960 --> 01:38:30.000
I guess not.
01:38:30.079 --> 01:38:30.960
I I don't know.
01:38:31.039 --> 01:38:39.600
I But Michael, I mean, we we don't know if there's like some extra component to this, like maybe Bill or maybe some other entity has to do something.
01:38:39.680 --> 01:38:40.079
I don't know.
01:38:40.159 --> 01:38:44.399
I mean Is it a game of proximity?
01:38:44.560 --> 01:38:46.560
Is it because we got away quick enough?
01:38:46.720 --> 01:38:48.399
I I have to hope so.
01:38:48.560 --> 01:38:51.600
Because if he could do it remotely, why wouldn't he have already done it?
01:38:52.720 --> 01:38:58.960
So would you mind reminding me what physically occurred as McClavin was being overtaken?
01:38:59.760 --> 01:39:23.359
Uh was it like con was it like a grab or it was a ball, uh this black orb that uh he conjured uh into uh at the tip of his finger that uh slowly floated over to uh I wouldn't say super slowly, but uh floated over to McClavin.
01:39:25.760 --> 01:39:43.359
So I believe as you guys know, um three strikes, even the people assimilated are um basically have been saying you don't want three strikes because you no longer exist after three strikes.
01:39:45.199 --> 01:39:51.760
Yeah, that's um Oh you exist right now.
01:39:54.319 --> 01:39:55.600
You're existing still.
01:39:56.640 --> 01:39:57.520
You haven't ceased.
01:39:58.079 --> 01:39:59.840
But I could stop at any moment.
01:40:00.399 --> 01:40:12.960
I mean, guys, what if what if there's I mean, maybe Bill Bond isn't the tippy top, maybe there's some other force or other thing that sleeps we could all stop at any moment.
01:40:13.119 --> 01:40:15.279
The whole striking system seems kind of arbitrary.
01:40:15.359 --> 01:40:19.359
He knows that there are insurgents out there, so why not just take them all out immediately?
01:40:19.760 --> 01:40:20.239
That's a good point.
01:40:20.640 --> 01:40:22.319
Bill says something interesting.
01:40:22.800 --> 01:40:35.920
He was talking about how, you know, being from hell and uh his sort of obsession with creating order and that he created this world in order to build it and shape it as much as he pleased.
01:40:36.960 --> 01:40:48.800
My thought is if someone is actively threatening or defying that order, is simply ceasing to exist being removed from the simulation?
01:40:49.039 --> 01:40:53.760
Is it simply a a cause of you are too chaotic in this ordered world?
01:40:55.600 --> 01:40:57.279
Back from once you came?
01:40:58.640 --> 01:41:04.239
I mean, the only way to know that would be for us to do that.
01:41:04.399 --> 01:41:07.119
I don't know, but it it is a nice thought, right?
01:41:09.359 --> 01:41:13.920
The way out is to get erased.
01:41:15.039 --> 01:41:16.239
Let me get this straight.
01:41:17.039 --> 01:41:23.359
You're suggesting that we try to be erased.
01:41:31.680 --> 01:41:36.640
I don't know, I I think I'm just trying to make myself feel better if I guess I am.
01:41:38.239 --> 01:41:39.520
Sylvia, I'm sure you're fine.
01:41:39.600 --> 01:41:40.960
I mean, uh you're here.
01:41:41.119 --> 01:41:48.000
Um we can still talk to you and he knows me, and he'll be trying to find, you know, at least our base.
01:41:50.640 --> 01:42:05.520
We got I got myself too close and I and I played the role too well, and and I was so excited to play pretend and trick around and and fool him that He can try to find you.
01:42:06.640 --> 01:42:09.279
We're not gonna let him just take you like that.
01:42:10.560 --> 01:42:15.680
We're gonna do everything we can to make sure that you don't just get deleted like this.
01:42:17.359 --> 01:42:18.479
We're all gonna get out of here.
01:42:18.720 --> 01:42:19.760
He's gonna have to get through us.
01:42:20.960 --> 01:42:23.199
You swear on the ensemble.
01:42:24.079 --> 01:42:27.520
Uh I don't know about that.
01:42:29.840 --> 01:42:30.479
Say it.
01:42:30.640 --> 01:42:31.279
Say the pledge.
01:42:31.520 --> 01:42:33.279
I swear on the ensemble.
01:42:34.239 --> 01:42:38.000
You the pledge dance in the world.
01:42:38.159 --> 01:42:39.279
No, please don't.
01:42:42.640 --> 01:42:53.600
I swear on the ensemble around us and with us within us that we will succeed.
01:42:56.000 --> 01:42:57.920
We will succeed.
01:42:58.399 --> 01:43:01.760
You see, someone in the background just sings a harmony.
01:43:05.760 --> 01:43:06.560
You know what?
01:43:06.640 --> 01:43:08.560
Uh Ditto.
01:43:12.159 --> 01:43:13.359
I check on Binkum.
01:43:13.439 --> 01:43:13.680
Hey.
01:43:15.279 --> 01:43:17.680
This is this is a lot of stuff.
01:43:18.000 --> 01:43:19.119
Maybe kind of heavy.
01:43:19.359 --> 01:43:20.000
Yeah.
01:43:21.920 --> 01:43:26.399
Uh I I don't I just feel like we're all doomed.
01:43:26.960 --> 01:43:27.520
I don't know.
01:43:27.600 --> 01:43:29.279
That's kind of the vibe that I'm getting.
01:43:29.600 --> 01:43:29.920
Bingham.
01:43:30.479 --> 01:43:31.760
Is anybody else getting that vibe?
01:43:32.239 --> 01:43:33.119
Pretty hard turn.
01:43:33.279 --> 01:43:33.760
Hold on.
01:43:37.359 --> 01:43:38.800
Yeah, we really we really can't.
01:43:43.119 --> 01:43:44.479
This is just all new to me.
01:43:44.560 --> 01:43:46.000
I don't know, it's scary.
01:43:49.520 --> 01:43:51.039
But what did you guys learn?
01:43:51.279 --> 01:43:59.520
What um I learned their kitchen is pretty good at keeping things compliant, honestly.
01:43:59.760 --> 01:43:59.920
Okay.
01:44:00.159 --> 01:44:06.000
We sh I showed up, you know, everyone's wearing gloves, you know, the hand watching station was pretty well stocked, gotta say.
01:44:06.319 --> 01:44:07.600
Coolers were at temp.
01:44:07.760 --> 01:44:11.279
Um we found a rodent, they were pretty quick to try to remedy that situation.
01:44:11.439 --> 01:44:15.279
Um, the the the walk-in freezer, not a freezer at all.
01:44:15.439 --> 01:44:16.800
I don't know what that was.
01:44:17.119 --> 01:44:22.399
But Virgil and I both walked in and we were transported somewhere else kind of.
01:44:22.479 --> 01:44:26.560
Maybe it felt deeper into like the heart of the mainframe.
01:44:26.640 --> 01:44:33.840
It's into some kind of uh uh uh I don't know extra dimensional is not right, but it brought it in bring us to a freezer.
01:44:34.000 --> 01:44:36.079
It brought me it brought brought me to a field.
01:44:36.159 --> 01:44:38.640
I don't brought me to a worst.
01:44:39.199 --> 01:44:39.760
Yeah.
01:44:40.399 --> 01:44:41.119
Michael.
01:44:42.479 --> 01:44:44.239
That gives me an idea.
01:44:45.680 --> 01:44:46.479
What's up?
01:44:47.760 --> 01:44:50.560
So we're in the mainframe, right?
01:44:51.119 --> 01:44:59.439
I mean, if we really think about it, I mean we're in a digital landscape.
01:44:59.680 --> 01:45:01.199
I mean, everything is connected.
01:45:01.359 --> 01:45:10.000
I mean, we literally saw uh that cat glitch out and then turn into things and then we had to fight them and then turn back.
01:45:10.159 --> 01:45:11.119
I mean Yeah.
01:45:11.520 --> 01:45:13.199
Everything is connected.
01:45:14.000 --> 01:45:20.079
So clearly, I mean that freezer shouldn't be the only way we could access or change the mainframe.
01:45:20.159 --> 01:45:26.479
I mean, there has to be other other places we could pierce the veil and maybe maybe change something.
01:45:26.640 --> 01:45:27.119
Mm-hmm.
01:45:27.600 --> 01:45:34.560
I mean Listen, if Typhus were here right now, he'd be clambering up the walls just trying to mess something up.
01:45:34.640 --> 01:45:40.399
I I I mean he wouldn't just be sitting here and letting all this stuff happen.
01:45:40.479 --> 01:45:49.039
He'd he'd be he'd be making being messy, making mistakes, because uh at the end of the day, that's uh that's all we can do.
01:45:49.279 --> 01:45:50.960
We can't just sit around lover.
01:45:51.520 --> 01:45:54.319
What typhus- No, Typhus is my miss him so much.
01:45:54.560 --> 01:45:57.359
No, guys, your boy Typhus.
01:45:57.760 --> 01:46:00.800
No, Typhus is you literally meant Typhus.
01:46:00.960 --> 01:46:04.079
He's my how it's okay if it's complicated.
01:46:04.560 --> 01:46:06.640
We can tell you were fucking.
01:46:06.880 --> 01:46:08.000
It's fine.
01:46:08.800 --> 01:46:09.359
You know what?
01:46:09.439 --> 01:46:10.800
I should not have said anything.
01:46:11.600 --> 01:46:13.199
I'm gonna go take a breather.
01:46:13.359 --> 01:46:15.039
Uh, you guys do your thing.
01:46:15.119 --> 01:46:15.760
I'm just gonna.
01:46:16.079 --> 01:46:16.720
Yeah, take your time.
01:46:16.880 --> 01:46:18.319
Think about typhus all you need to.
01:46:18.399 --> 01:46:20.000
It's uh cute.
01:46:20.640 --> 01:46:21.600
Yeah, Sylvia.
01:46:23.520 --> 01:46:27.359
You say that you want to change things in the mainframe.
01:46:27.680 --> 01:46:30.079
Wouldn't we rather just liberate it?
01:46:30.560 --> 01:46:33.680
Isn't isn't that the same thing?
01:46:35.359 --> 01:46:36.159
Not really.
01:46:37.119 --> 01:46:49.680
It's it's like between um coming up with a new set dressing, uh, a new set design, throw it up in your theater versus bulldozing the theater down, telling everyone go get office jobs.
01:46:49.920 --> 01:46:53.760
Oh, well, look, I'm not trying to say that we should blow up the mainframe or anything.
01:46:53.840 --> 01:46:55.920
I'm just saying that like everything's has an order.
01:46:56.399 --> 01:46:58.239
If everyone here wasn't originally from.
01:47:00.560 --> 01:47:03.279
Oh yeah, typhus would definitely say blow it up.
01:47:04.239 --> 01:47:11.279
But if everyone here isn't supposed to be here and isn't from here, shouldn't we just send everyone home?
01:47:12.399 --> 01:47:15.840
But we've we don't know if that's possible.
01:47:16.079 --> 01:47:18.720
I mean I mean, obviously there should be a way.
01:47:18.800 --> 01:47:21.600
I mean, I I would like to believe, but I don't know.
01:47:21.760 --> 01:47:23.199
I've just come to a realization.
01:47:23.359 --> 01:47:25.039
So sorry to interrupt you, Virgil.
01:47:25.439 --> 01:47:26.640
Oh no, it's okay, Michael.
01:47:26.720 --> 01:47:32.880
I mean I mean, if we're in the mainframe, right?
01:47:33.039 --> 01:47:34.640
We don't know there's a way out.
01:47:34.880 --> 01:47:37.359
And if we don't get out, we're gonna die.
01:47:37.600 --> 01:47:39.039
Either way, we're gonna die.
01:47:39.359 --> 01:47:41.439
Shouldn't we die trying to get out?
01:47:42.000 --> 01:47:45.439
And shouldn't we die trying to make it so everyone else gets out too?
01:47:46.640 --> 01:47:49.359
That was yeah, I couldn't have said it.
01:47:49.760 --> 01:47:51.119
Yeah, what Michael said.
01:47:51.359 --> 01:47:58.560
And if Bill created this mainframe, then isn't taking him down the only way to set everyone free?
01:48:01.039 --> 01:48:07.279
Well I think we need to kill Bill.
01:48:10.159 --> 01:48:12.319
Is that a reference or something?
01:48:12.399 --> 01:48:14.560
Uh you look like you're making a face.
01:48:15.199 --> 01:48:15.840
I don't know.
01:48:16.479 --> 01:48:17.840
Am I making a face?
01:48:18.399 --> 01:48:24.960
No, you you you need it's it it it's it's it's the title of one of Sylvia's uh uh scripts she's writing.
01:48:25.279 --> 01:48:26.720
Yeah, one woman show.
01:48:26.960 --> 01:48:31.039
How would I woman who just her husband's name Bill and she just wants you to kill him?
01:48:31.279 --> 01:48:37.920
No, literally, how would I have known that reference if that was something like I I would I am not the picture of the arts?
01:48:38.000 --> 01:48:40.399
He really needs to go to four other people.
01:48:40.720 --> 01:48:41.520
No, I oh, okay.
01:48:41.600 --> 01:48:45.760
Well so you need to go and you how much when was the last time we saw a show, Virgil?
01:48:45.920 --> 01:48:50.399
Like when was the last time we actually went out you went out to a pay what you can night for a local theater?
01:48:50.800 --> 01:48:51.920
Yes, cats.
01:48:52.399 --> 01:48:53.279
You saw cats.
01:48:54.319 --> 01:48:57.840
You saw cats when you were eight forever ago.
01:48:58.239 --> 01:49:01.439
People in the cat suit sexually informed your preferences.
01:49:02.000 --> 01:49:05.359
Yeah, and now and now you're in love with your dog friend.
01:49:05.840 --> 01:49:07.600
A dirty little dog man.
01:49:07.920 --> 01:49:13.920
You guys are just imposing a lot on me, and I really think you don't know me in the slightest.
01:49:14.159 --> 01:49:15.199
It's not imposing.
01:49:15.279 --> 01:49:17.279
In theater, it's called gifts.
01:49:17.680 --> 01:49:19.920
Income, what do you know about Virgil right now?
01:49:20.079 --> 01:49:22.960
Everything you found out in the last like bit knowing us.
01:49:23.600 --> 01:49:27.119
Oh, um, that he's in love with a dog.
01:49:27.520 --> 01:49:28.239
What no.
01:49:28.880 --> 01:49:29.199
Okay.
01:49:30.000 --> 01:49:31.840
If this stranger could believe that.
01:49:32.239 --> 01:49:35.119
That's about that's about all I got, to be honest.
01:49:35.439 --> 01:49:38.159
But it's really cute, and I ship you guys.
01:49:38.720 --> 01:49:43.039
If it's forever.
01:49:43.359 --> 01:49:44.880
Maybe I should die trying.
01:49:46.800 --> 01:49:48.560
That's the spirit, Virgil.
01:49:50.479 --> 01:49:52.239
Anyway, who's in?
01:50:00.159 --> 01:50:08.960
I think we should call a meeting with everyone who runs the secret underground revel business and try to come up with a way to completely topple the mainframe.
01:50:10.640 --> 01:50:11.520
I'm in.
01:50:11.840 --> 01:50:12.399
I'm in.
01:50:12.720 --> 01:50:14.239
Sparkle fingers.
01:50:16.079 --> 01:50:17.359
Razzle Dazzle.
01:50:17.680 --> 01:50:18.479
Razzle Dazzle.
01:50:18.560 --> 01:50:19.119
Razzle Dazzle.
01:50:19.359 --> 01:50:20.560
Razzle Dazzle.
01:50:22.960 --> 01:50:23.920
You guys.
01:50:25.439 --> 01:50:30.159
You guys uh fast forward, it's just Sir Chopsky here right now.
01:50:30.319 --> 01:50:35.199
You guys kind of bring him all this stuff uh about you know trying to break out of the mainframe.
01:50:35.279 --> 01:50:37.279
Let's break the mainframe and stuff like that.
01:50:37.359 --> 01:50:43.119
And Sir Chopsky, uh, you know, the little halfling he's wearing his uh his proper bow tie.
01:50:43.199 --> 01:50:47.840
And Sylvia, since you uh since you fixed it, it's looking a lot, it's looking a lot better.
01:50:48.079 --> 01:50:50.159
Looking a lot better, a lot more squared off.
01:50:50.239 --> 01:50:51.840
It's not partially fallen off.
01:50:52.000 --> 01:50:56.560
Um little suit uh that's got a little bit of wear and tear to it.
01:50:56.640 --> 01:51:00.079
Um, but um still he he t takes care of it.
01:51:00.319 --> 01:51:08.319
Um yeah, that's what our last whole conversation was.
01:51:08.560 --> 01:51:16.880
The meeting, you remember yesterday we talked, we had this whole conversation about all of this.
01:51:17.359 --> 01:51:20.399
We love to do all of that, you know.
01:51:20.960 --> 01:51:28.560
Twenty years we've been underground, people died trying to fight the system.
01:51:30.319 --> 01:51:32.079
We have like three days.
01:51:32.319 --> 01:51:33.600
How does that sound?
01:51:34.239 --> 01:51:38.640
Now we know we have we have new information on that mission we went.
01:51:39.199 --> 01:51:39.840
Yeah, yeah.
01:51:41.279 --> 01:51:42.399
What's that information?
01:51:42.720 --> 01:51:43.760
Bill Bond?
01:51:44.720 --> 01:51:46.399
That's not his real name.
01:51:47.680 --> 01:51:48.479
It's not his real name.
01:51:49.760 --> 01:51:50.319
It's a stage name.
01:51:50.399 --> 01:51:51.520
Bill Bond is a stage name.
01:51:52.079 --> 01:51:54.399
We know it, and it's embarrassing.
01:51:54.640 --> 01:51:55.920
Oh, it's so funny.
01:51:56.079 --> 01:51:56.479
Yeah.
01:51:56.800 --> 01:51:57.439
Oh my god.
01:51:57.600 --> 01:52:05.520
That gives you do you understand how much power that you it gives you over a devil to know his true name?
01:52:05.760 --> 01:52:08.960
Oh, he came back in all hot and confident that we were gonna do it this time.
01:52:09.199 --> 01:52:13.439
I did I'm honestly surprised you guys walked in the door.
01:52:14.000 --> 01:52:19.920
I mean, you got a different friend with you here, so uh I mean, did the did the tall one leave?
01:52:20.239 --> 01:52:20.560
Oh.
01:52:21.119 --> 01:52:22.000
Uh oh.
01:52:22.319 --> 01:52:23.760
Or you the tall one.
01:52:24.079 --> 01:52:24.399
No.
01:52:24.960 --> 01:52:30.800
What's it you big of the tall gentleman um unfortunately has been assimilated.
01:52:31.680 --> 01:52:32.000
Oh.
01:52:32.479 --> 01:52:34.239
He was a casualty of the mission.
01:52:34.560 --> 01:52:35.600
The sacrifice.
01:52:35.920 --> 01:52:43.680
Well, uh, may the mushroom child's visit him if no, he's acclimated.
01:52:43.920 --> 01:52:44.880
He's not dead.
01:52:45.039 --> 01:52:46.000
He's not dead, right?
01:52:46.079 --> 01:52:47.600
You you say he's acclimated, right?
01:52:48.159 --> 01:52:50.399
Oh no, he's he's alive still, but like, you know.
01:52:50.800 --> 01:52:52.319
He's a husk of a person, I would say.
01:52:52.560 --> 01:52:54.399
He left him at the you know, town hall.
01:52:55.119 --> 01:52:56.960
If that happens to me, just kill me, honestly.
01:52:57.039 --> 01:52:58.560
Like that's rough.
01:52:58.960 --> 01:53:00.239
Got it, friend.
01:53:01.520 --> 01:53:03.199
Don't have to ask me twice.
01:53:03.439 --> 01:53:06.560
I I less of them acclimated, the better.
01:53:10.399 --> 01:53:16.479
Okay, so now we should kill Bill.
01:53:17.359 --> 01:53:17.920
Bond.
01:53:20.319 --> 01:53:24.239
Yeah, I mean, uh, in theory that's uh that'd be great.
01:53:24.319 --> 01:53:31.680
Um, but from the look of your friend there's uh left leg there that she's been limping in on.
01:53:31.920 --> 01:53:34.079
Um you we still need to get you to the medic.
01:53:34.239 --> 01:53:36.880
I've been trying to tell you to get to a medic, Sylvia.
01:53:37.199 --> 01:53:37.520
Oh.
01:53:38.159 --> 01:53:41.439
It's just it's it's a scratch.
01:53:41.840 --> 01:53:45.600
It your whole leg is like a second-degree burn.
01:53:46.000 --> 01:53:47.600
Like I'm like a snake person.
01:53:47.680 --> 01:53:52.079
I'm pretty sure legs aren't even a concept I'm super strong on.
01:53:54.000 --> 01:53:54.319
Okay.
01:53:55.279 --> 01:53:58.000
You know, they say in the beaters to break a leg.
01:53:58.239 --> 01:53:59.680
And I've done just that.
01:53:59.920 --> 01:54:07.359
Well, it looks like your scales melted together, so I don't know how moving that leg around really feels right now, but you know what?
01:54:07.840 --> 01:54:08.079
Great.
01:54:08.159 --> 01:54:09.359
I'm in a lot of pain.
01:54:09.600 --> 01:54:11.199
He took on the role so strongly.
01:54:11.279 --> 01:54:13.439
She lived in it, breathed it, became it.
01:54:13.680 --> 01:54:19.039
Uh taking the shot from the big guy, that's uh that's pretty uh that's pretty good.
01:54:19.199 --> 01:54:19.840
That's pretty good.
01:54:19.920 --> 01:54:26.720
You get uh like a purple heart or kind of a commendation.
01:54:27.520 --> 01:54:28.159
Certificate.
01:54:29.520 --> 01:54:32.159
He's just uh just kind of like real big.
01:54:37.119 --> 01:54:43.840
I'm oh yes, yes, I I'm gonna go and then go see the doctors, of course, too.
01:54:44.239 --> 01:54:44.560
Okay.
01:54:45.119 --> 01:54:47.039
Let's go see the doctors, guys.
01:54:47.279 --> 01:54:47.760
Yes.
01:54:47.920 --> 01:54:49.760
I think I'm blacking out.
01:54:52.079 --> 01:54:55.920
Uh you guys um go ahead, Michael.
01:54:56.159 --> 01:55:03.279
Oh, I was actually gonna we could I think maybe now's a good time to split up into like, I don't know, I want to talk to Binkham.
01:55:03.520 --> 01:55:04.479
Like, honestly.
01:55:04.800 --> 01:55:12.239
Let's seem to be a mystery, and I don't know if Bingham's been fully comfort and like been resolved about this, that that's okay.
01:55:12.560 --> 01:55:13.520
Oh, absolutely.
01:55:13.680 --> 01:55:14.319
Yeah, yeah.
01:55:14.399 --> 01:55:17.199
Virgil, you're wait- wait a minute.
01:55:17.760 --> 01:55:18.479
Wait a minute.
01:55:18.560 --> 01:55:19.680
That's a good point.
01:55:20.800 --> 01:55:21.439
Bingham.
01:55:23.760 --> 01:55:28.399
You transported here through a hole.
01:55:30.000 --> 01:55:30.479
Yeah.
01:55:32.560 --> 01:55:36.720
Um did you did you kind of remember the feeling?
01:55:36.880 --> 01:55:40.399
Do you do you remember kind of like the what what what it looked like?
01:55:40.479 --> 01:55:42.000
Um what it tasted like?
01:55:42.560 --> 01:55:54.319
Yeah, I mean uh any sensation that you may have felt because if you can come in, maybe we can do the reverse and uh you know get out.
01:55:54.479 --> 01:55:57.840
Oh why did we not Michael, thank you for saying something.
01:55:59.119 --> 01:56:00.800
Uh well You're welcome.
01:56:01.520 --> 01:56:12.000
I I kind of felt like I was like going in and out, and then it was like I was like a big bubble like blowing up, and then I popped.
01:56:12.239 --> 01:56:13.920
Okay, and that's when I fell down.
01:56:16.399 --> 01:56:17.359
Oh wow.
01:56:17.600 --> 01:56:18.319
Uh okay.
01:56:18.399 --> 01:56:22.479
I don't know how to replicate that kind of feeling.
01:56:23.119 --> 01:56:24.479
Uh crazy question.
01:56:24.720 --> 01:56:25.439
We don't kind of weird.
01:56:25.600 --> 01:56:26.640
Were you sober?
01:56:27.840 --> 01:56:28.479
Yeah.
01:56:28.960 --> 01:56:30.159
I'm straight edge.
01:56:30.319 --> 01:56:30.640
Okay.
01:56:31.119 --> 01:56:31.439
Yeah.
01:56:31.600 --> 01:56:33.359
No, uh good for you.
01:56:33.439 --> 01:56:33.760
Honestly.
01:56:34.239 --> 01:56:34.640
Honestly.
01:56:34.800 --> 01:56:38.239
You know, you don't have to you don't have to to be on substances and have a good time.
01:56:38.479 --> 01:56:40.079
And I support you for that.
01:56:40.239 --> 01:56:40.960
That's okay.
01:56:41.199 --> 01:56:46.239
Well, you just no judging if you do, nothing wrong with that.
01:56:46.479 --> 01:56:51.119
But but I I just puts his hands, eh, you know what?
01:56:52.319 --> 01:56:57.840
Were you doing anything odd or touching anything that you shouldn't have been?
01:56:59.600 --> 01:57:03.359
When I disappeared from the hole, I was just reading a book.
01:57:05.359 --> 01:57:05.760
Book.
01:57:05.920 --> 01:57:06.399
I don't know.
01:57:06.640 --> 01:57:07.920
Do you have it still?
01:57:08.560 --> 01:57:09.199
Yeah.
01:57:09.680 --> 01:57:11.680
I pull it out of my pocket.
01:57:12.640 --> 01:57:17.680
It's still the same existential philosophy philosophy for the advanced mind.
01:57:18.079 --> 01:57:19.520
I'm like, it was this.
01:57:19.920 --> 01:57:25.600
Um it is my mom's book, and I'm not really allowed to read it.
01:57:28.720 --> 01:57:29.199
Hmm.
01:57:29.439 --> 01:57:29.920
All right.
01:57:32.079 --> 01:57:35.119
Uh just to uh just remind you.
01:57:35.359 --> 01:57:42.159
Uh it seemed like it was uh it was pulling Pip in, and you chased Pip.
01:57:42.479 --> 01:57:43.119
Oh yeah, yeah.
01:57:44.079 --> 01:57:51.039
Yeah, Pip Pip went in first, and then um I kind of tried to grab Pip and I got sucked in too.
01:57:52.560 --> 01:57:54.239
It it sucked in Pip.
01:57:56.239 --> 01:57:56.880
Yeah.
01:57:57.920 --> 01:58:02.800
Why would it be sucking in uh a gerbil?
01:58:03.760 --> 01:58:04.720
A real gerbil.
01:58:05.279 --> 01:58:06.159
Uh yeah.
01:58:06.560 --> 01:58:09.119
A non-clockwork flesh and blood gerbil.
01:58:09.840 --> 01:58:10.319
Yeah.
01:58:10.640 --> 01:58:11.920
What does that mean?
01:58:14.560 --> 01:58:19.039
Oh well, um I I mean, were you you were part of the city, right?
01:58:19.119 --> 01:58:25.199
I mean, like with all the clockwork animals that were around, it's actually very weird that you would have a gerbil with you, to be honest.
01:58:27.119 --> 01:58:30.239
I mean, for the most part, I just hung out in my hole.
01:58:32.000 --> 01:58:34.079
You know, I I guess that's fair.
01:58:34.239 --> 01:58:38.960
I guess there could be a real flesh and blood gerbil in a hole somewhere.
01:58:39.279 --> 01:58:42.319
I mean, the city was big enough, I suppose.
01:58:42.479 --> 01:58:45.760
There's some parts of the city I don't want to go to, because they're just a little too weird.
01:58:46.000 --> 01:58:47.199
Anyways, we should walk and talk.
01:58:47.520 --> 01:58:49.119
Sylvia seems to be part of the doctor there.
01:58:49.279 --> 01:58:50.640
We gotta go to the doctor.
01:58:51.199 --> 01:58:55.199
Sylvia's faded out a couple times, fell onto Virgil's shoulder.
01:58:56.079 --> 01:58:58.720
Yeah, the chest.
01:58:58.960 --> 01:59:00.560
Yeah, now that we've addressed Binkham.
01:59:00.640 --> 01:59:01.680
Let's go to the doctor.
01:59:02.239 --> 01:59:03.039
Walk and talk, guys.
01:59:07.760 --> 01:59:14.800
Um yeah, uh, Michael, were you wanting to talk to Binkham or uh yourself?
01:59:15.199 --> 01:59:16.239
I you know?
01:59:16.880 --> 01:59:17.760
Yeah, actually.
01:59:18.000 --> 01:59:26.399
Now now that sorry, my wifi's acting up.
01:59:27.199 --> 01:59:28.239
If someone talked to me.
01:59:28.560 --> 01:59:30.479
I also just did I just didn't talk.
01:59:30.640 --> 01:59:33.920
No, I just I was waiting.
01:59:34.079 --> 01:59:37.520
I was waiting for Vincent to say something about his internet, but then you said it.
01:59:37.600 --> 01:59:39.439
I'm like, wait, what that's crazy.
01:59:39.520 --> 01:59:41.840
No, I'm hardwired into my router.
01:59:42.560 --> 01:59:43.680
It's great.
01:59:43.920 --> 01:59:55.359
Uh yeah, so uh Virgil, you take Sylvia into uh the uh the medical um quarters of uh this little complex here.
01:59:55.760 --> 02:00:00.800
Um you walk up and uh all right, what's your name?
02:00:02.800 --> 02:00:04.720
Uh this is what's your ailments?
02:00:04.960 --> 02:00:09.039
This is Sylvia uh uh burning in the legs, maybe a concussion.
02:00:09.279 --> 02:00:11.199
Is that with five S's or six?
02:00:11.600 --> 02:00:12.399
Uh six.
02:00:13.359 --> 02:00:15.359
As many as you want, dearie.
02:00:16.079 --> 02:00:21.359
And if anyone has a cigarette, I'll have one.
02:00:21.600 --> 02:00:22.720
Don't give her a cigarette.
02:00:22.960 --> 02:00:24.479
We have oxygen tanks in here.
02:00:24.560 --> 02:00:25.920
We do not smoke.
02:00:26.239 --> 02:00:27.359
I'll take four.
02:00:28.319 --> 02:00:30.159
Four tanks?
02:00:30.479 --> 02:00:31.680
Don't give her four.
02:00:31.920 --> 02:00:39.760
That was and takes you, uh takes you guys back to a to a bed.
02:00:39.840 --> 02:00:51.520
Uh Michael, you and uh Binkham go and find a uh like a round uh park bench that's got the uh the built-in seats, round uh like mesh seats.
02:00:51.840 --> 02:00:52.560
That's nice.
02:00:52.880 --> 02:00:53.359
No, okay.
02:00:55.039 --> 02:00:59.359
I remember Binkham saying that that book was their mother's.
02:01:05.520 --> 02:01:07.199
Binkham's fully a grown-up.
02:01:07.920 --> 02:01:09.119
Oh, okay.
02:01:09.439 --> 02:01:10.960
Okay, so it's playful.
02:01:11.119 --> 02:01:11.680
All right.
02:01:11.920 --> 02:01:14.399
So I'm like, oh, is this a child show?
02:01:14.479 --> 02:01:16.159
That's that's extra stakes.
02:01:16.319 --> 02:01:16.640
No.
02:01:16.960 --> 02:01:24.800
I'm like, no, we we sit down, I'm like pretty heavy day, huh?
02:01:26.399 --> 02:01:27.039
Yeah.
02:01:28.399 --> 02:01:31.520
I I hope I get to go back home at some point.
02:01:34.159 --> 02:01:35.520
I hope so too.
02:01:36.800 --> 02:01:39.359
And we're gonna do everything in our power to make that happen.
02:01:40.960 --> 02:01:42.640
Is there anything I can do?
02:01:48.960 --> 02:01:53.439
Think about what it is that you want to go back to.
02:01:54.000 --> 02:01:58.960
What it is that you love about your world, where you came from.
02:01:59.920 --> 02:02:04.880
What it is that drives you to exist where you're from.
02:02:09.039 --> 02:02:15.119
And let that motivate you to act toward our return.
02:02:17.840 --> 02:02:21.279
Me personally, I'm just carving up a good tree.
02:02:21.920 --> 02:02:28.720
Getting in there with my knife, cutting it up, finding the art in the bush, and bringing it out.
02:02:29.279 --> 02:02:30.720
I can't do that here.
02:02:31.439 --> 02:02:44.880
And I don't want to live another day if I can't do that, so I'm gonna do everything in my freaking power to get out of this stupid mainframe and go back into a real world where I can carve up a tree like I was intended to do.
02:02:47.600 --> 02:03:03.920
And it's not fair for everybody else to be forced and brought into here and to slowly be turned into a machine that is pumping out business numbers and quarterly reports or whatever for some asshole devil in a goddamn computer.
02:03:07.600 --> 02:03:08.880
We deserve freedom.
02:03:09.279 --> 02:03:15.199
We deserve some level of liberation, and we deserve to do that comfortably and not in a fucking computer.
02:03:15.279 --> 02:03:16.960
No, I'm so pissed about this still.
02:03:17.279 --> 02:03:17.600
No.
02:03:19.520 --> 02:03:22.479
What I what I give you is something to you can do for yourself.
02:03:23.199 --> 02:03:27.359
To help yourself come to terms with where we are and what we can do to change that.
02:03:27.680 --> 02:03:28.880
We have power in here.
02:03:29.119 --> 02:03:30.479
We're finding it.
02:03:35.199 --> 02:03:44.800
Yeah, I I think if we're only ourselves to be motivated by our most important thoughts, then we have to be free.
02:03:45.039 --> 02:03:53.520
Even if even if nothing happens and we follow our highest excitement, we're free even then.
02:03:55.359 --> 02:03:57.520
I think we can be free here.
02:04:01.439 --> 02:04:01.840
Maybe.
02:04:02.079 --> 02:04:03.279
But I don't want to be.
02:04:07.760 --> 02:04:14.560
I mean, I think the first step is for us to get rid of Chester.
02:04:16.159 --> 02:04:22.159
Uh sorry, I just I don't normally get this vulnerable to people.
02:04:22.239 --> 02:04:25.600
I just used to think you're having a really hard time, and I was really getting concerned.
02:04:27.760 --> 02:04:29.199
I really appreciate it, Michael.
02:04:29.279 --> 02:04:30.399
I am having a hard time.
02:04:30.560 --> 02:04:32.079
Uh this is scary.
02:04:32.640 --> 02:04:33.840
Yeah, no doubt.
02:04:34.159 --> 02:04:35.279
So, yeah.
02:04:35.840 --> 02:04:37.439
But it's gonna be alright.
02:04:37.680 --> 02:04:40.000
Yeah, no, it's it's it's gonna be great.
02:04:40.239 --> 02:04:41.119
It's gonna be great.
02:04:41.279 --> 02:04:45.439
We're gonna we're gonna do everything we can to get out of here.
02:04:47.359 --> 02:04:49.279
And we're gonna find freedom.
02:04:49.520 --> 02:04:51.119
I truly believe that.
02:04:54.479 --> 02:04:56.159
I'm crying a little bit.
02:04:56.560 --> 02:04:57.039
Oh my god.
02:04:57.439 --> 02:04:59.520
Kim is like nuzzling me to like comfort me.
02:05:01.680 --> 02:05:03.119
Oh yeah, no, I don't know what to do.
02:05:03.359 --> 02:05:07.119
Uh do you do you uh need a hug?
02:05:07.279 --> 02:05:09.600
What's uh what what is that?
02:05:09.680 --> 02:05:13.520
Okay, yeah, I'm gonna go uh go in for a hug.
02:05:14.960 --> 02:05:16.000
Uh all right.
02:05:16.239 --> 02:05:18.399
I'm thinking like Arnold never cried before.
02:05:18.560 --> 02:05:19.279
This is I don't know.
02:05:19.359 --> 02:05:23.760
I've I this is this is a foreign, like, okay.
02:05:24.079 --> 02:05:26.239
Uh yeah, yeah.
02:05:28.720 --> 02:05:31.439
Arnold and Michael, just two dudes that never cry.
02:05:33.039 --> 02:05:37.439
No, like that was pretty vulnerable, and I don't Michael doesn't get that vulnerable with Arnold sometimes.
02:05:37.520 --> 02:05:42.720
Like, this is I I don't know what is up Bankham, but really, really made Michael have some feelings.
02:05:43.279 --> 02:05:44.319
I'm locking some pictures.
02:05:48.560 --> 02:05:49.359
That's very sweet.
02:05:50.880 --> 02:05:55.920
Uh you can feel on your uh little uh what what are they fins, flares?
02:05:56.159 --> 02:05:57.840
What's the flares flares?
02:05:58.079 --> 02:06:00.239
It's my neck flares, but they're they're they're they're down right now.
02:06:00.479 --> 02:06:01.359
They're down, yeah, yeah.
02:06:01.439 --> 02:06:11.680
You see kind of nuzzle he nuzzles up against uh your neck flares a little bit as it kind of tickles a little bit and kind of uh he he or pip, it's uh pips a she, correct?
02:06:12.319 --> 02:06:13.840
I think you said that pips a she.
02:06:14.159 --> 02:06:22.479
Uh she just kind of uh she crawls back down to uh Binkham after a few seconds walking around you.
02:06:22.640 --> 02:06:25.920
Uh yeah, sweet moment.
02:06:26.079 --> 02:06:36.880
And um Virgil, uh going back to you, Sylvia is um what's Sylvia babbling at this moment?
02:06:37.680 --> 02:06:42.159
You they got you on some serious painkillers right now.
02:06:46.880 --> 02:06:49.359
I have a little gay man.
02:06:50.159 --> 02:06:50.479
Okay.
02:06:51.680 --> 02:06:53.520
Lives in my brain.
02:06:55.199 --> 02:06:58.319
Sometimes he tells me, shall we?
02:07:00.880 --> 02:07:01.039
Okay.
02:07:04.560 --> 02:07:08.960
And then other times he's like pop off queen.
02:07:09.920 --> 02:07:20.880
So I versil, I get confused as to whether I'm pop off queen or if I'm dumb bitch.
02:07:22.159 --> 02:07:25.439
And I don't know.
02:07:25.600 --> 02:07:26.640
Oh, Sylvia.
02:07:26.720 --> 02:07:28.960
Oh, no, don't cry.
02:07:29.119 --> 02:07:32.720
Oh, Sylvia, just it's okay, just deep breaths, deep breaths.
02:07:33.039 --> 02:07:34.720
I have a little gay man.
02:07:34.960 --> 02:07:38.239
Oh, okay, okay, yeah.
02:07:38.479 --> 02:07:45.039
And sometimes he tells Sylvia, you stupid.
02:07:46.159 --> 02:07:48.159
You can't act.
02:07:48.399 --> 02:07:51.199
You're bad at talking to people.
02:07:53.359 --> 02:07:57.039
Well, that's great at talking to people.
02:07:57.520 --> 02:07:59.199
I do it all the time.
02:07:59.520 --> 02:08:02.159
You do it all the time, 24-7.
02:08:02.560 --> 02:08:03.119
Mm-hmm.
02:08:05.760 --> 02:08:06.960
Oh Virgil.
02:08:08.880 --> 02:08:10.319
Sylvia, come on.
02:08:10.399 --> 02:08:12.640
It's just Why don't you like me?
02:08:13.199 --> 02:08:16.239
I what I never said I didn't Where'd you get that idea?
02:08:16.319 --> 02:08:17.359
I never said I didn't like you.
02:08:17.439 --> 02:08:18.720
Where did that come from?
02:08:19.119 --> 02:08:20.880
You're you're like him.
02:08:21.359 --> 02:08:24.079
You're like the little gay man in my brain.
02:08:24.319 --> 02:08:33.439
Whoa, now what I'm uh Okay, okay, I'm sure she's You're always saying Sylvia, no.
02:08:34.159 --> 02:08:35.359
Sylvia, stop.
02:08:35.840 --> 02:08:37.119
Sylvia, think.
02:08:38.479 --> 02:08:46.960
Yeah, I mean my gay little dog boy is in another universe, and I miss him.
02:08:47.359 --> 02:08:55.359
I've I s I talk about Typhus maybe once, and you guys act like I His name is literally Typhoid.
02:08:55.680 --> 02:08:58.239
And you act like you want it so bad.
02:08:58.479 --> 02:09:02.960
I did Sylvia.
02:09:03.039 --> 02:09:05.600
I I don't hate you, alright?
02:09:05.680 --> 02:09:06.720
I just do.
02:09:07.199 --> 02:09:08.800
I don't hate you, okay?
02:09:08.880 --> 02:09:13.439
I I just you know, sometimes we just have to think before jumping into things, and you know what?
02:09:14.479 --> 02:09:21.920
Because, you know, it's if we jump in and and things, you know, we we just need to plan a little bit, that's all.
02:09:22.880 --> 02:09:23.439
Virgil.
02:09:23.920 --> 02:09:24.560
Yeah.
02:09:26.720 --> 02:09:29.119
What do you have to go back to?
02:09:30.720 --> 02:09:34.640
What do you what do you What's your reason?
02:09:36.800 --> 02:09:38.960
Use some Chekhov here.
02:09:39.600 --> 02:09:41.199
Um Chekhov?
02:09:41.600 --> 02:09:42.319
Hogan.
02:09:43.279 --> 02:09:43.600
Okay.
02:09:44.399 --> 02:09:46.079
What's your reason?
02:09:49.600 --> 02:10:03.920
Um Well, I mean, we we get back to the city and you know I guess I'd hang out with Typhus again and but you see the same old thing over again?
02:10:04.159 --> 02:10:04.479
No.
02:10:04.800 --> 02:10:07.920
No, there's probably something you wish you could do better or different, right?
02:10:09.680 --> 02:10:15.840
I mean uh sure, I mean doesn't anybody, but I What would you do?
02:10:16.479 --> 02:10:17.760
What would you do?
02:10:18.720 --> 02:10:20.159
You could do anything.
02:10:21.439 --> 02:10:23.039
If I could do anything, what would I do?
02:10:23.279 --> 02:10:30.960
You would do what would you if you could if you should if you if you could do anything Sylvia, I what would you do?
02:10:31.199 --> 02:10:36.399
Okay, uh Sylvia, I you really want to know?
02:10:37.760 --> 02:10:40.880
I'm not gonna remember any of this, so you're gonna just tell me.
02:10:41.840 --> 02:10:42.319
You know what?
02:10:42.399 --> 02:10:43.600
That's a very good point.
02:10:43.840 --> 02:10:49.439
Um I wanted to be a musician.
02:10:51.199 --> 02:10:54.640
More than anything in my life.
02:10:54.800 --> 02:11:03.520
I wanted to come to the city and really just make a name for myself, play some tunes, get people interested in.
02:11:05.199 --> 02:11:08.000
Oh no, I am a song right now.
02:11:08.399 --> 02:11:09.920
Those days are long behind me.
02:11:10.079 --> 02:11:13.840
I I do I don't I don't even have an instrument on me.
02:11:13.920 --> 02:11:16.399
I uh you know what do you do what do you do?
02:11:16.560 --> 02:11:25.760
You do the boom boom boom or the uh yeah, I play a couple of those.
02:11:26.319 --> 02:11:30.479
Um That's why you don't like when I sing and dance in front of you.
02:11:31.119 --> 02:11:33.199
No, that's not you're jealous.
02:11:33.600 --> 02:11:35.760
I'm not Sylvie, I'm not jealous, alright?
02:11:35.840 --> 02:11:38.800
I'm jealous because I can play the cause you're so good.
02:11:41.600 --> 02:11:42.319
You can't.
02:11:42.800 --> 02:11:45.279
That's you don't let yourself.
02:11:47.520 --> 02:11:58.640
Virgil, I think that when you get back You should join the troop.
02:11:59.119 --> 02:12:02.880
Sylvia, I Did the whole thing and it just it didn't work out.
02:12:02.960 --> 02:12:04.640
I broke my heart got broken.
02:12:04.800 --> 02:12:07.600
I I would just rather be me.
02:12:08.239 --> 02:12:09.840
I don't care what your boyfriend thinks.
02:12:10.159 --> 02:12:12.079
I'm not talking about typhus.
02:12:12.159 --> 02:12:15.600
I he is stupid, but you know stupid.
02:12:15.840 --> 02:12:17.359
You're smart, Virgil.
02:12:17.439 --> 02:12:22.720
And I think genuinely you're the smartest person I've ever known.
02:12:23.199 --> 02:12:29.359
And I think there's a part of me that wants your approval real bad.
02:12:29.600 --> 02:12:29.920
Okay.
02:12:30.159 --> 02:12:34.000
Because I know that you don't make bad decisions.
02:12:34.239 --> 02:12:41.359
So I think you should just trust yourself to know that when you get back home, you're gonna make all the right decisions.
02:12:41.680 --> 02:12:45.199
Sylvia, I've made so many bad decisions in my life.
02:12:46.319 --> 02:12:47.520
Name seven.
02:12:48.399 --> 02:12:52.159
Uh name seven things?
02:12:52.479 --> 02:12:52.800
Okay.
02:12:53.520 --> 02:12:55.119
It's a game we play in improv.
02:12:55.680 --> 02:12:56.560
Seven things.
02:12:56.800 --> 02:12:59.119
Seven things, seven things, seven things, seven things.
02:12:59.439 --> 02:13:01.039
I feel like you're making that up, but okay.
02:13:01.199 --> 02:13:04.000
Uh it's actually five things, is what it's actually called.
02:13:04.319 --> 02:13:13.439
My first uh my first mistake was leaving my home to chase this dream.
02:13:13.760 --> 02:13:14.560
That's a good one.
02:13:15.840 --> 02:13:24.640
My second mistake was coming to the city thinking I could just play around and hope that people would notice me and come to find out it didn't happen.
02:13:25.119 --> 02:13:26.319
Stun, you need an agent.
02:13:26.399 --> 02:13:27.279
Number three.
02:13:27.600 --> 02:13:32.800
Uh Step three, I tried to find an agent and no agent would pick me up.
02:13:33.359 --> 02:13:35.600
We're an accident where I was number four.
02:13:37.119 --> 02:13:48.000
Number four, um I'm a little too headstrong, I guess, so uh sometimes I too much head number four and number five.
02:13:48.159 --> 02:13:49.600
Wait, uh okay.
02:13:49.760 --> 02:13:58.720
Uh my next mistake, I guess, was uh just being a little too vulnerable.
02:13:59.439 --> 02:14:01.840
This time you get a high-five for five.
02:14:02.960 --> 02:14:05.359
You why didn't you just high-five my head?
02:14:05.439 --> 02:14:07.600
Why now stop?
02:14:09.439 --> 02:14:10.399
Number six.
02:14:12.960 --> 02:14:19.439
Sylvia, I'm I'm your success is in my name, you need to give a six.
02:14:19.840 --> 02:14:34.000
Okay, my my sixth mistake is um I could have been a better friend to Typhus when we spent time together.
02:14:36.720 --> 02:15:12.640
I feel like I kind of imposed my um my f my inadequate feelings onto him, and uh just kind of was always standoffish and thinking that he you know was uh his ideas were not great, or just at the very least not he should not do those things, and you know, maybe part of me thought that um I didn't want to admit that he was very talented, and I should have told him that.
02:15:13.920 --> 02:15:15.039
You're an asshole.
02:15:16.079 --> 02:15:19.199
That's so sweet of you to say about my boyfriend.
02:15:19.600 --> 02:15:21.920
Oh no, who are you?
02:15:22.880 --> 02:15:25.760
Hi, I came in here, I've been listening the whole time.
02:15:25.920 --> 02:15:28.720
Uh being too headstrong and being vulnerable.
02:15:28.800 --> 02:15:32.640
That's you can't disguise two strengths as a weakness, honey.
02:15:32.800 --> 02:15:34.479
I came to give it the next dose.
02:15:34.960 --> 02:15:35.600
Okay, great.
02:15:35.680 --> 02:15:36.159
I'm glad.
02:15:41.039 --> 02:15:42.479
They aren't negatives.
02:15:42.640 --> 02:15:45.680
And also, sweetheart, yeah, yeah.
02:15:46.399 --> 02:15:49.039
Leaving home was the mistake.
02:15:49.359 --> 02:15:50.000
Well, yeah.
02:15:50.079 --> 02:16:00.399
I mean, like I Are you regretting everything that's, you know, considering that I'm not sure if you surgeon general, your arms are very soft.
02:16:00.640 --> 02:16:01.279
Oh my god.
02:16:01.680 --> 02:16:15.119
I'm j you know, I'm just saying I left everything that was familiar for me to chase some unfamiliar dream, and now I'm here and I didn't achieve my dream, and I'm stuck in a fucking hellhole where I don't know if I'm going to live.
02:16:15.199 --> 02:16:21.039
I don't know if I'm gonna see my only f best friend that I had in this whole goddamn forsaken city.
02:16:22.079 --> 02:16:25.359
Yeah, but you're not your best friend because you came here.
02:16:25.680 --> 02:16:27.680
Your best friend because you came here.
02:16:30.960 --> 02:16:32.319
Yeah, I guess so.
02:16:33.120 --> 02:16:34.399
But now it doesn't matter.
02:16:34.479 --> 02:16:38.159
I mean he's out on the main home.
02:16:41.200 --> 02:16:41.360
Sure.
02:16:42.399 --> 02:16:43.600
Yeah, sure, you know.
02:16:43.680 --> 02:16:43.920
Yeah.
02:16:44.239 --> 02:16:44.719
She knows.
02:16:45.360 --> 02:16:47.360
Uh booster knows, Sylvia.
02:16:48.479 --> 02:16:51.040
I don't think she needs another dose, truly.
02:16:52.159 --> 02:16:53.760
Well, we just gotta make sure.
02:16:53.920 --> 02:16:56.879
She's got some really bad burns down there.
02:16:57.040 --> 02:17:00.079
We gotta get we gotta get like a high-level cleric in the street.
02:17:00.239 --> 02:17:02.639
They said my burns got a degree.
02:17:02.959 --> 02:17:03.280
Yeah.
02:17:03.520 --> 02:17:09.200
Uh yeah, that that they that's um yeah, they got a degree, Sylvia.
02:17:09.280 --> 02:17:10.879
They're educated.
02:17:14.159 --> 02:17:17.440
You know, but how about how about you get how about Sylvia, how about you get some sleep?
02:17:17.600 --> 02:17:19.440
Um, I'll check on you in a little bit.
02:17:19.520 --> 02:17:19.840
I'll go.
02:17:20.239 --> 02:17:21.440
Virgil, Virgil, Virgil.
02:17:22.000 --> 02:17:22.719
Can I grab your shirt?
02:17:23.440 --> 02:17:23.760
Oh god.
02:17:25.040 --> 02:17:25.440
Yeah.
02:17:26.479 --> 02:17:28.319
Never said number seven.
02:17:29.840 --> 02:17:32.239
How about we save seven for another time?
02:17:32.479 --> 02:17:32.879
Yeah.
02:17:33.280 --> 02:17:34.319
My pass up.
02:17:35.920 --> 02:17:37.120
Oh my god.
02:17:37.280 --> 02:17:39.200
I'm never gonna say those things again.
02:17:39.520 --> 02:17:40.719
Gentle leave.
02:17:42.799 --> 02:17:48.239
Uh, you head back out, you find Binkham and Michael uh just kind of sitting at the bench.
02:17:48.319 --> 02:18:00.639
I think by this point you guys uh, you know, you guys got uh what's your uh they got they don't have too much of a choice here in of uh of drinks here.
02:18:00.799 --> 02:18:07.360
They got water, they got some ale, um some like my there's a couple micro brewers.
02:18:07.440 --> 02:18:12.799
There were a lot of micro brewers back uh thank god back at um back at home.
02:18:13.040 --> 02:18:19.360
Uh and um uh and then that's that's basically it.
02:18:19.520 --> 02:18:21.600
Water, and then the couple micro brews.
02:18:22.000 --> 02:18:32.239
Uh, and then there's one person that's like made uh there they keep trying to sell the pond water from the lions spray.
02:18:32.719 --> 02:18:34.239
Oh my god.
02:18:34.719 --> 02:18:37.440
Give me the strongest microbrew you have.
02:18:39.280 --> 02:18:39.840
All right.
02:18:40.000 --> 02:18:50.719
Uh this uh this uh orcish uh man goes back, goes uh grabs a couple, uh pulls out of this uh this mini keg, pours it out.
02:18:50.799 --> 02:18:51.840
Here you are.
02:18:52.319 --> 02:18:52.959
Thank you.
02:18:53.120 --> 02:18:55.280
Uh is there like a tab or something?
02:18:55.440 --> 02:19:02.399
I uh uh Sir Copsky said he's got you guys all covered for today.
02:19:02.959 --> 02:19:03.920
So you guys are good.
02:19:04.159 --> 02:19:04.639
Hell yeah.
02:19:04.879 --> 02:19:10.000
Good, because um yep, I have plenty of money and I walk and I walk away.
02:19:11.520 --> 02:19:12.479
We all do.
02:19:14.000 --> 02:19:17.120
Kind of all right, I'm gonna go try to find Michael and Bingham.
02:19:17.680 --> 02:19:19.760
Yeah, you see them sitting over there.
02:19:19.920 --> 02:19:25.760
Um would either of you have uh tried to tried the the sprite the spirit?
02:19:26.159 --> 02:19:28.239
I I think I would have tried it.
02:19:28.639 --> 02:19:36.879
Yeah, I'm curious to see what he can do with the lie, because I, you know, it the take the flavor was curious to me when I first fell in that lake, and maybe they can turn it into something.
02:19:36.959 --> 02:19:37.760
I don't know.
02:19:38.719 --> 02:19:46.000
It's just a sprite, and it's not like mixed with like liquor, it's just straight, it's a soft drink, is what they're selling.
02:19:46.239 --> 02:19:49.040
Yeah, they're they're yeah, it's uh it's a soft drink.
02:19:49.120 --> 02:19:51.680
They're they're self-carbonating it over there.
02:19:51.840 --> 02:19:53.840
Uh looks like they made this whole machine.
02:19:54.079 --> 02:20:00.879
Looks to be some sort of uh alchemist that made this uh, you know, uh or not elk artificer.
02:20:01.040 --> 02:20:02.000
Artificer, thank you.
02:20:02.399 --> 02:20:07.600
Uh Artificer that uh Artificer! Artifizer.
02:20:08.079 --> 02:20:10.079
Yo, that's how it's branding itself, too.
02:20:10.319 --> 02:20:18.159
Dude, that's why there's the the microbrewers and then there's the microfizzers that make their own homebrewed so sodas.
02:20:19.440 --> 02:20:23.760
Artifizer is such a badass name for making soda fizzer.
02:20:23.920 --> 02:20:26.959
Yeah, I'm just glad folks still have their hobbies while in the mainframe, you know.
02:20:27.040 --> 02:20:27.600
That's great.
02:20:27.680 --> 02:20:29.680
That's gotta hold on to something.
02:20:30.719 --> 02:20:31.280
Truly.
02:20:31.440 --> 02:20:33.520
Uh yeah, it's it's about average.
02:20:33.760 --> 02:20:34.959
I I rolled it.
02:20:35.040 --> 02:20:37.760
He rolled a nine, so it's it's it's average.
02:20:38.000 --> 02:20:39.600
Yeah, I will have a second one.
02:20:40.399 --> 02:20:44.559
Often it's just first one, but I'm not having a second one.
02:20:44.879 --> 02:20:50.799
Out of just out of respect for the craft, I'm I'm finished, I'm finishing, I'm leaving an empty cup.
02:20:51.040 --> 02:20:52.799
Oh, yeah, no, I can't say no.
02:20:52.959 --> 02:20:54.239
I can't refuse.
02:20:56.159 --> 02:21:03.120
Uh yeah, so you guys um are all uh sitting here at this bench.
02:21:03.360 --> 02:21:09.840
Um and I guess it's not bench around.
02:21:10.239 --> 02:21:12.719
Yeah, Sylvia is passed out here.
02:21:12.879 --> 02:21:14.399
Um it's called a long rest.
02:21:14.959 --> 02:21:15.520
Oh, sorry.
02:21:15.600 --> 02:21:15.840
Yeah.
02:21:18.479 --> 02:21:18.879
I don't know.
02:21:19.680 --> 02:21:24.000
They uh you guys um kind of sitting here.
02:21:24.399 --> 02:21:34.639
Um you guys saw the microfizzor, and you guys are starting, you know, like Michael said, some people are, you know, at least some people are keeping their hobbies.
02:21:34.879 --> 02:21:50.000
Um, what's one thing from each of you three that's um kind of a I would say like a light in the darkness that you guys see here in this uh small little ecosystem underground?
02:21:51.520 --> 02:21:52.159
Ooh.
02:21:53.280 --> 02:21:57.520
Uh Virgil, would you want to go first?
02:21:58.079 --> 02:22:03.200
I would say um, so this little area, I mean, clearly we've got some microbrewery stuff.
02:22:03.280 --> 02:22:04.799
Like this is a big common area, right?
02:22:04.879 --> 02:22:05.520
I would I would say.
02:22:05.760 --> 02:22:06.799
So you got like these techniques.
02:22:07.360 --> 02:22:15.040
Yeah, if you honestly, if you kind of think of a a big open kind of uh prison block almost is kind of the feel for it.
02:22:15.120 --> 02:22:20.079
It's got the catwalks kind of around the outside, but it's um it's a lot bigger.
02:22:20.639 --> 02:22:36.399
Um honestly, I think for Virgil, it just it what it feels like here people are actually smiling and spending time here almost like they were spending time in the park, you know, back in the back in the city.
02:22:36.799 --> 02:22:50.159
And there's just a sense of peace with that, that it's like, you know, even if they couldn't escape the mainframe, they've managed to pull a slice of life here, you know, to a s even even just to escape for a little bit.
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Um I and um if we want something physical, I would I also say that there's like a um there's actually like a little like kind of staging area for like events or like if someone wanted to do something, and they got a little there's a like um there's a musician playing something.
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Yeah, yeah.
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You see over there there's um uh musician and he's got a uh a trumpet and he's just playing, he has the um what is it called, the deal that jazz players have.
02:23:22.000 --> 02:23:22.399
A mute.
02:23:22.559 --> 02:23:22.799
Yeah.
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He has a mute over there and he's playing just a little bit of jazz.
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Um there looks to be a few kids that look to kind of come up and um kind of uh, you know, uh crisscross applesauce in front.
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Um and uh and yeah, just kind of sitting here pleasantly listening, and and he seems to have a little bit of vote of confidence as he was playing a little bit of a lower, milder tune.
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But as the kids kind of show up and they show interest and he kind of sees the light in their eyes, he kind of uh uh plays a little bit more, goes a little bit more freestyled with uh uh his trumpet, and you can you can see some smiles.
02:24:07.120 --> 02:24:08.239
Um Binkum.
02:24:10.719 --> 02:24:28.639
I think Binkum uh you know was kind of just sitting in her hole for a long time wishing for friends, and so the fact that there's friendship here is a really light, like big light and a dark tunnel.
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She's kind of like looking around um for flowers to make flower crowns for everybody while she's kind of contemplating this, but it's it's just it's the feeling of friendship.
02:24:43.200 --> 02:24:43.920
Yeah, yeah.
02:24:45.520 --> 02:24:47.040
Let me real quick.
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Okay.
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Yeah, you uh you don't find any flowers, but you do find some um some beautiful ribbons uh that look to be over there kind of by like a staging area, and you ask, and they they let you take some, so you're able to kind of origami a few like flowers and be able to just kind of do all your uh the tinkering type of stuff with it.
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And you're kind of um you're able to make these uh these little beautiful little uh ribbon uh I don't know what uh corsages, I would probably say.
02:25:20.399 --> 02:25:20.879
Ooh.
02:25:21.440 --> 02:25:29.680
Yeah, I think ribbon corsages, but I like I've like braided everyone's names into the corsage, and I'm not gonna like hand it to them.
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I'm just gonna like slip it in their pockets for them to find later.
02:25:32.399 --> 02:25:32.719
Yeah.
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As like a little just a little gift for later.
02:25:36.399 --> 02:25:37.680
Um yeah, yeah.
02:25:37.840 --> 02:25:40.399
And uh, of course, you made one for Pip.
02:25:40.559 --> 02:25:47.360
Pip uh asking you where his what hers was, and yeah, you it's like I already got your bow made.
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Got her tiny bow.
02:25:50.399 --> 02:25:51.040
Yeah.
02:25:52.639 --> 02:25:53.360
For sure.
02:25:53.600 --> 02:25:55.920
Uh yeah, yeah, and Michael.
02:25:57.920 --> 02:26:03.200
In the same vein as things we bring back with us uh from the real world into the mainframe.
02:26:03.280 --> 02:26:09.760
Uh the small connections you make with strangers, much like we spoke earlier, but yeah, I asked for my my ball cap what team they are.
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It's the Metropolitan Manticores.
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And then somebody uh somebody recognized that and fist bumped me on the way.
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We're just like walking through, and we're like, oh yeah, I'll go cores.
02:26:19.520 --> 02:26:26.479
You know, like talk a quick chat about the the players they have going on.
02:26:26.799 --> 02:26:38.239
Yeah, um the moves they've been making, wondering, wondering how we probably a game probably would have happened since then, so we're just excuse me, talking about how we think it would have gone.
02:26:38.399 --> 02:26:44.639
Yeah, yeah, the those interactions of strangers that's still you know, we're in here, but we're also all still people.
02:26:45.280 --> 02:26:45.760
Yeah.
02:26:46.000 --> 02:26:54.719
Um, and you know, this you guys are kind of uh sitting here, uh you guys kind of just spend the rest of the day, the rest of the evening kind of sitting out here.
02:26:54.879 --> 02:27:10.000
Um, and uh, you know, you guys kind of um the the the feeling in the room kind of you feel as this weight just kind of seems to like slowly kind of you kind of feel yourself floating a little bit.
02:27:10.079 --> 02:27:11.440
It's like, oh right.
02:27:12.000 --> 02:27:16.559
This this is what uh this is what we're fighting for.
02:27:17.920 --> 02:27:25.600
And as you guys are kind of all out here, Sylvia, you um you're finally released, you're kind of on crutches right now.
02:27:25.840 --> 02:27:33.440
Um uh oh will the uh the magical take place once uh in the morning you should be able to move it just fine.
02:27:33.520 --> 02:27:35.680
That'll be a little bit of scarring, but you'll be fine.
02:27:36.799 --> 02:27:38.479
Thank you, Magic Man.
02:27:39.360 --> 02:27:41.040
Of course, anytime.
02:27:41.440 --> 02:27:42.639
Anytime.
02:27:43.040 --> 02:27:59.440
Uh and as you kind of crutch out there, um you see all um you see you know your longtime roommate Michael over there smiling, chatting about uh the cores.
02:27:59.760 --> 02:28:08.639
Uh you you you notice that Binkham is over there sneaking um a ribbon corsage into Virgil's uh pocket.
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Um Virgil's over there just uh really enjoying some jazz music.
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Um and you also you take a deep breath and um just let this joy kind of sit here for a moment.
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And you guys all just live in this joy, you know, for however little bit longer you can have it.
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You guys take it in.
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And that's what we're in tonight.
02:28:51.760 --> 02:28:52.639
Oh man.
02:28:52.959 --> 02:28:53.440
Wow.
02:28:53.840 --> 02:28:54.719
Oh, it's nice.
02:28:54.959 --> 02:28:58.319
Oh, that was that was oh I got shivers.
02:29:00.159 --> 02:29:02.639
Yeah, we have sappy sometimes.
02:29:03.040 --> 02:29:10.559
You emotionally don't just you know, I can do more than just induce fear and terror into you guys.
02:29:10.879 --> 02:29:15.840
Oh yeah, because when we get back into the next episode, we're gonna be fucked and you will die.
02:29:16.719 --> 02:29:18.079
We fight Satan again.
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You're proud to say I got three strikes today.
02:29:22.000 --> 02:29:24.319
That's more than anyone else got.
02:29:28.079 --> 02:29:29.360
More strikes than anyone.
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Can you believe it?
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Straight to three.
02:29:32.239 --> 02:29:33.840
That's uh that's quite the yeah.
02:29:34.000 --> 02:29:36.959
Uh well, Al, thank you, everyone.
02:29:37.120 --> 02:29:40.719
A round of applause for Alfred.
02:29:40.959 --> 02:29:42.879
Al Binkham looks adorable and incredible.
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Adorable.
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We love Binkham.
02:29:46.559 --> 02:29:47.040
We do.
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Bincum loves you.
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Where people can find you.
02:29:56.239 --> 02:29:56.879
Yes.
02:29:57.360 --> 02:29:58.239
Uh, yes.
02:29:58.399 --> 02:30:05.040
Um, at Justin the Femur on Instagram, and then you can look up Justin the Femur on like Facebook, TikTok.
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You have everything.
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Um, if you don't know if it's Justin or Justin, just type it in and find it out.
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I promise it'll come up.
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That's my tagline at shows.
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Yeah.
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Hell yeah.
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Hell yeah.
02:30:19.360 --> 02:30:19.840
Awesome.
02:30:19.920 --> 02:30:20.799
Uh well, yeah.
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