Vampires, Missing Time & Hidden Predators

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Hello and welcome to the daily conspiracy podcast we don't
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take days off because reptilians don't take days off how
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you doing ollie.
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Good good good man it's nice to see it's back
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to normal the intro it's at normal speed it's not
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the uh the awkward pause.
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This wasn't an awkward pause it was just a pause ollie.
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I mean it was it made it it was too
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tempting for me you know if it's fucking like that
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week that you did it really it messed with me
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i'm not gonna lie.
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Yeah well every time somebody stops speaking you feel like
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sticking something in them it's going to get you in
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trouble at some point.
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I just voice the normal thing to do you know
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it gets awkward just stick something right in.
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There well if you want to stop being awkward and
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you do with your life? Um, go over, like find
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the bell, go like two spots over. I think it is.
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a dropdown menu. Given the five-star review is in the
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said that we are not turning up in their recommended
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podcast feed again. Um, I don't believe this is anything
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shady from Spotify or anything like that. I think it's
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just the fact that they keep, they, they move that
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stuff around to try and keep podcasts like flowing to
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present new podcasts to people. So if you are in
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one of the camps that you go, fuck, every time
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I look at my recommended feed, I'm not seeing the
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daily conspiracy podcast. I suggest you do what I do. Um,
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every morning before I go to work, well, I mean,
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it depends, depends on your, uh, your data allowance. Um,
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but before I go to work, sometimes where I go
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is there is no signal. So I go to Spotify,
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I go to podcasts, and then in the list of
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like all your podcasts, there's like two options. One, which
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is like my podcasts and the other one, which is
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new episodes. And I always just go to new episodes
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and I go down the list of the new episodes
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of the podcast and I download them from there. So yeah, don't,
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don't sleep on the new episodes tab because for me,
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I listen to a lot of fucking podcasts. I find
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that the easiest way to manage what I want to
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listen to. And it also, it takes away that sort
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of randomness of just being like, listen to what you're
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being presented with. Cause that, you know, you can miss
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some bangers. If you just go by recommendations, go by
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your own recommendations, be your own algorithm.
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I love the thought that, you know, Somebody will drop
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their phone and maybe lose it forever in a river.
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And we are permanently downloaded on that phone. And like
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in like, I don't know, 500 years time, somebody's going
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to see that phone. They're going to back engineer that phone.
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And they're going to be like, who the fuck are
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these crazy bastards? It's amazing. Look how they lived. Oh,
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the sense they spoke.
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I don't think they'll say that um do you know
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something wild absolutely like and now i'm gonna kind of
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speak out of you know even in general although people
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might think i speak bullshit most of the time anyway
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i do like to at least know what i'm gonna
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say is kind of the truth it's or at least
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it's it's not a lie even if it's wrong So
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if this is a lie, I apologize for it, but
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I don't think it is. Did you know that a
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full hard drive is heavier than an empty one?
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How?
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Because apparently electronic data holds weight.
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Really?
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Yep. I believe so.
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This sounds like some sort of fucking magic.
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Look, I like to believe it, so I'm not even
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going to fact check it.
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That's like, what is it? What do they call it?
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There's the thing when a body is seven grams, something grams.
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When you die, the body loses a little bit of weight.
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Doesn't it?
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It loses quite a lot of weight.
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Maybe that's because you shit yourself.
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Yeah. I think, but I do think there is, If
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you take the body weight and, like, displaced fluids, I'm
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pretty sure you still like her as well.
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Yeah, they did a film called, then it was named
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the amount of gram that you lose from the spirit. Interesting.
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And it's quite fitting because we're going to speak about
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motherfuckers without a spirit.
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Yeah.
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Do you know what? I sat here looking at the camera.
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Spoiler for people that haven't got the Patreon, so you're
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not even going to know what we're talking about. Now
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and again, my beard gets so itchy that I have
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to fucking shave it off and just grow it back. Now,
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I think maybe because I've lost some weight as well,
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I feel like I look like Bart Sabrell's son.
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LAUGHTER i can't see it i cannot see it you've
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just got you've got to become a patron now just.
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To fucking see this.
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I don't know what to do with this i just
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thought oh i've literally it's just come it's just like
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dawned on me like oh no listen i'm i'm never
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not gonna have a beard ever again.
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Listen if you if when you grow that beard back
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Because I do believe we'll get back on sometimes. He
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fucking loves us. But you have to fucking shave.
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Everything.
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And I want you in an entire black background. Maybe
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put a shirt on.
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That's funny.
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Yeah, so I just realised that. I'm not going to lie.
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The wild thing is my arm's getting bigger, back's getting stronger.
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I feel quite good about myself at the minute. I
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just saw myself there and thought, oh, no, I don't.
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I don't feel good about myself at all.
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I mean, he took a punch off Buzz Aldrin pretty well.
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He had hair then, though, didn't he?
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He did have hair. Maybe the hair was kind of
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the cushioner.
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I don't think you could do as a bald man.
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What? Take a buzz punch?
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No.
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It looked like a pretty good swift in that as well.
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For an old man. Well, he wasn't an old man then, though,
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was he?
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Oh, he was. I think he was in his 70s. No.
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Does that mean he was about fucking 90 now?
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He is about 90 now. Is he? Yeah.
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No.
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Mate, they went into the fucking moon in 1965.
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Yeah, he was a young man then, though, wasn't he? Oh,
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they didn't.
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No, no, no.
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They went somewhere.
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Yeah.
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Probably took a hangover in Area 51.
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Probably.
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I don't fucking know, Ollie. What I do know is
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I was, I have, I don't know whether it's a fucking,
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a bad habit. I don't think it's a bad habit
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because it definitely works out well for this podcast now
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and again, like tonight. My general, like, thing of when
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I finish work is, I finish work, I generally go
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and make myself a cup of tea, maybe a coffee,
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depending on how Depending on where the fucking energy levels are. Right.
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At that point of the day. And I will go
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into the living room. This is before I've had like
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a shower or anything like that. Just like an after
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work wind down before I'll go and sort myself out.
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I'll have my cup of coffee or tea. I will
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sit on TikTok for about 25 minutes. Just watching TikToks.
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For research purposes.
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Yeah.
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Whatever purposes. Look, I'm not excusing the fact that I've
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just watched 20 minutes of TikToks, but it's a really
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good thing to do if you don't want to do anything.
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Do you know what I mean? I just want to
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fucking waste 20 minutes and calm down from fucking the
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hell that is normal life. So I will watch the
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world fall apart in TikTok form. Anyway, today, I found
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a TikTok from like, I'll be perfectly honest, a slamming
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hot photographer that's done a four part series on how
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she believes she has, um, photographed a vampire's wedding.
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I mean, vampires definitely would need photographers.
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I mean, well, obviously mirrorless, though. Mirrorless cameras.
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They've got to be mirrorless.
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Do you want to listen to it anyway?
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Absolutely.
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I really enjoyed listening to it this afternoon. I'll level
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with you.
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I can see straight away that she's your type.
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I would keep her in my basement. Um, the, uh, she,
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she'd want to be back with the vampires. Uh, so
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I watched all three parts of this. I've just found
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out the fourth part as well. So when we get
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to part four, we're all playing and learning because I
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haven't watched it. So let's listen to part one and we'll,
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we'll kind of fucking, we'll go from there.
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I mean, let me tell you about the time. I'm
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pretty sure I photo.
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As soon as I fucking remember how to turn the
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volume up on TikTok. Let's try again.
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What's the channel, by the way?
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Her channel is.
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A.L.
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Robinson?
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A.L.
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Robinson.
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Photography. It's A.L.Y. Robinson dot photography. There you go. She
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seems pretty cool. Just ignore the fucking... like nose ring
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i know.
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It's telly telly if saura on the i heard her
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on the daily conspiracy podcast and lee wants to marry
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her there you go.
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Let's she could photograph our wedding all right let's.
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Go let me tell you about the time i'm pretty
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sure i photographed an event full of vampires Hi, if
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you're new here, I'm Allie. I'm a cinematic wedding photographer.
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I'm based in Scotland. Sometimes I travel the world capturing
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love stories. I have about 12 years of photo experience
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and no, I can't show.
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You the photos.
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I signed an NDA. This was the one and only
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time I've ever signed one of those. So I can't
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tell you when it happened, where it happened, who hired me.
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I can basically tell you very little.
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But what I can.
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Tell you is very specific, vague details.
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And having read and reread the NDA.
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Multiple times now, I can find absolutely nothing prohibiting me
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from telling you that.
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I'm pretty sure these people were fucking vampires.
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Although maybe I should have contacted my lawyer before filming this,
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but we're already here, we're already committed. Now the event, very,
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very private, but very good money. Like, I have never
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been paid this good for an event of this magnitude,
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and I don't think I ever will again. And my
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coverage was set to start after sunset, which hindsight's 20-20.
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But at the time, I just thought it was rich
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people being, you know, weird.
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Anyway, I get there and everything is beautiful. And everyone
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is immaculately dressed.
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Like, not flashy either. Like, no one was wearing Gucci.
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But, like, they had this irritating quality of, like, just
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looking really well put together and you couldn't figure out why.
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But again, rich people. It was a different tax bracket.
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I wasn't there to understand it. I was just there
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to photograph it. So I get chatty with one of
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the guests because, contrary to popular belief, some photographers really
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enjoy conversation.
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He asked me what I was doing before photography and
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I told him I went to art school and I
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have an art history degree.
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That was the right fucking answer, apparently, because his entire
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demeanor changed. He wanted to know what period I specialize in,
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which is Counter-Reformation Italian Baroque Caravaggio, to be exact. and
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suddenly I'm having the best conversation I've had since university.
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This man knows his shit. We're talking paintings, provenance, restoration.
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He knows really obscure details. He's correcting me, which is
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equally attractive as it is professionally irritating. He starts talking
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about Caravaggio like he knew him personally, which isn't really
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a big deal.
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I'm an art historian.
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I've spoken about Caravaggio like I was there to witness
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him getting arrested. You spend enough time with an artist's work,
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you eventually feel like you know them. That's just kind
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of how it is. All this was a perfectly normal
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conversation for any art history nerd, but things got really,
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really weird after. Like, at what point do you start
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attributing things to the supernatural? Because apparently my threshold is
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super high. You'll have to come back for part two.
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Let me tell you about the time I'm.
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I love how these TikTokers leave you fucking, you know,
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salivating for a bit more.
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This is the interesting thing about her TikTok. She's not
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like a TikToker TikToker.
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Oh, okay.
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She's done like maybe 20 posts and most of them
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are just like talking about photography. These are the only
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like speaky ones she's done in like in front of
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a camera.
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Well, I do get it that you'll have to come
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back for a bit more because we dabbled with a
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little bit of TikTok and TikTok doesn't like long form video. No, no, no, no.
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I don't know if it doesn't like long form video
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it doesn't like clips I think that's what we came
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to understand I hope this is number.
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Two well if it's not.
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We'll be tired yeah let's see if it's number two.
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Apparently vampires walk among us and I photographed an event
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full of them Hi, if you're new here, I'm Ali.
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I'm a cinematic wedding photographer. I'm based in Scotland. Sometimes
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I travel the world capturing love stories. I have over
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a decade of photo experience and this is part three
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to the time I'm pretty sure I.
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It's not part two, Ali. It's part three.
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Well, just keep it paused there and find me fucking
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part two, you absolute fucking prick.
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It's not my fault. It's not labelled. So, like, I dare...
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I'll be.
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Oh, can I... It's Ali's fault.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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It absolutely is Ellie's fault. You know my thoughts on
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vampires when you find that? People, I think they fucking
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walk among us. Spoiler alert. And I've got a fucking
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beast of a clip. If you're old school on the
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Daily Conspiracy podcast, you may have heard it before. I
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think Lee's found it though. But yeah, I've got a beauty.
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I probably should have realized that this event I was
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photographing was full of fucking vampires when no one was
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eating the food. But oddly enough, that wasn't the strangest
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thing I ignored that night. Hi, if you're new here,
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I'm Ali. I'm a cinematic wedding photographer. I'm based in Scotland.
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Sometimes I travel the world capturing love stories. I have...
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Can I just point something out?
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Right. Isn't it weird? Isn't it weird how for some
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reason some women swearing is just hot as fuck.
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Yeah.
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Do you know what I mean?
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And then some of them just didn't work.
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Yeah, it's just like, oh, you fucking, did you just
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crawl out of a gutter? And then other people are
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just like, just say fuck again, please. Yeah. I don't
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think I'm going to get let down with this, by
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the way. Anyway, carry on. Okay, Lee.
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For a decade of photo experience, and this is part
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two to the time I'm pretty sure I photographed an event.
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Full of vampires.
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If you haven't seen part one, go back and watch
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that because I don't feel like explaining the NDA again.
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There were a lot of weird little things that happened
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throughout the night, but again, I thought I was just
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photographing an event full of rich people. No one was
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really eating the food, and the food was really expensive looking. Like,
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they had a whole catering team that would constantly come
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in and out of the kitchens and rotate the food. Like,
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I saw a couple of people, like, have plates, they'd
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move some food around, maybe take a bite here or there,
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but I didn't really see anyone eating. Also, nobody was
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actually getting drunk. Like, what I mean by that is
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everyone was drinking, there was an open bar, there was
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good liquor, nobody was even mildly tipsy. Like, no one
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was getting loud, no one was getting sloppy, no one
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was telling me inappropriate stories about their cousin, which, as
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a photographer who has.
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Done many events.
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That's statistically unusual and completely unrelated. But the conversations that
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night were fucking fantastic. Like, as an art historian, people
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were having in-depth conversations about art and literature and music
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and philosophy.
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Like, this is stuff that I live for.
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But again, eccentric rich people, private education, generational wealth. I
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thought maybe someone's family had just owned the same Titian
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since 1742.
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What do I know? I was just standing there with
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two cameras wondering if the canapes were for me.
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Nothing really happened that I could point at and say,
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oh yeah, those are vampires.
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I photographed the event. I did my job.
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I spoke to a couple of people and eventually it
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was time for me to leave. And this is where
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the story stops being funny because I know what time
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I was supposed to finish. I know how long it
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took me roughly to drive from the event space to
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the hotel. And I know what time I got to
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the hotel, but there's about an hour of time that
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I cannot account for. Roughly the last 45 minutes of
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being at that event and the drive to the hotel, nothing.
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I don't remember packing my bag. I don't remember loading
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my gear up. I don't remember saying goodbye to my clients.
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I don't remember getting in the car I don't remember
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driving to the hotel I am drawing a complete fucking
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blank and this is going to need a part three
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I probably should have realized that this event.
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We've got part three ready there you go that's the
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way we fucking roll people You didn't get rid of
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part three, did you? You got rid of part three.
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You had part three ready and you fucking got rid
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of it.
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I know. Apparently vampires walk among us and I photographed
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an event full of them. Hi, if you're new here,
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I'm Allie. I'm a cinematic wedding photographer. I'm based in Scotland.
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Sometimes I travel the world capturing love stories. I have
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over a decade of photo experience, and this is part
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three to the time I'm pretty sure I photographed.
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An event full of vampires. And this is the part
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of the story where.
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I stop being able to explain everything away with they're
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just eccentric rich people. Because at the end of part two,
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I told you that I lost about an hour of time. Like,
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I can't remember it. Like, I couldn't remember it the
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next day. I couldn't remember it a week later. I
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can't remember it now. I remember checking my watch, thinking,
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I should start packing up soon.
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And then I'm at my hotel.
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That's it.
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I don't remember the last 45 minutes at that event.
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I don't remember packing up my cameras. I don't remember
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packing up my bag, my gear, putting it in the car.
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I don't remember saying goodbye to my client. I don't
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remember leaving the venue. I don't remember getting in the car.
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I don't remember driving to the hotel. Nothing. There is
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an hour of my life completely missing. I'm all of
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a sudden standing in my fucking hotel room, holding my
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camera bag, wondering how the fuck I got there. And
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here's the thing that still bothers me. I have tried
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to remember that specific hour of my life over and
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over and over again. And I genuinely can come up
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with absolutely nothing. Everything is perfectly normal right up to
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that point. Now, do I genuinely believe I photographed an
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event full of vampires?
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I don't know.
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Obviously there are far more rational explanations for what happened.
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Like I was just really exhausted and I was at
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a private club full of very eccentric, mildly bizarre people.
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That is almost certainly what happened. Probably. But here's the thing.
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I photograph a lot of events. I photograph a lot
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of weddings.
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I have driven back to a lot of hotels, completely exhausted,
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and I've never lost time before.
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And I've never lost time since.
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So if you're asking me if vampires are real, I
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have absolutely no fucking idea. But if someone from that
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event wants to hire me again, I'm charging double.
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So before we get into the fourth video, because I
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think she's going to answer some questions about it in
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the fourth video. The reason that this, because I'll be
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perfectly honest. I was just about to say, I don't
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know why I watched all three videos. Cause it's only
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like the meat and potato that happens at like towards
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the end where she talked about the missing time. But
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then I just realized I know exactly why I watched
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all three videos. But, um, the, uh, yeah, you do. It's,
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it's the, it's the missing time thing that really stuck
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with me.
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Because I bet you were so happy when you, when you,
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when you found out that she's, she lives in Scotland,
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you know, even with an American accent.
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Well i i was surprised when she said scotland to
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be fair um but the it's something we talk about
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quite a lot on this podcast and i think this
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is um it's something brett weinstein talks about sometimes i
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don't know if he calls it like the the unified
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uh conspiracy theory or something like that i can't remember
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what the He does have a term for it. And
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it's like, he has a lot of terms. Yeah. It's
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kind of like, no, but it's kind of like a
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unified conspiracy sort of thing where, you know, like all
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of these like paranormal events are connected and there's like, we,
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but we need that, that one like theory for it.
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And I, I, I'm down with that. I'm down that, fairies,
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are to shadow people, are to aliens, are to vampires,
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are to fucking sea monsters, are to UFOs. Do you
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know what I mean? Are to Bigfoot. But the fact
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that the fucking missing time pops in for her, I
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just found fucking fascinating.
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Can you imagine if, yeah, I think that's fascinating with
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the fucking time thing, especially when it comes to fucking
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abductions and stuff like that. But can you imagine if
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these group of vampires are going, You've seen these humans.
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Do you think we're going to get disclosure? I don't know.
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I hope they're not wanting to feed on these humans
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as well.
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Tarquin, we've been around for 4,000 years. We were having
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the same conversation about disclosure 900 years ago. It all
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comes in circles, Tarquin.
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Has anybody tasted a Grey?
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I can't, what was I going to say? Obviously the
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missing time thing's interesting.
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Yeah, the missing time, that's the one of the things
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you find most interesting.
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But can you imagine how fucking bizarre that would be?
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To be at work, just as you're going to get
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ready to go home, blink, and you're in your living room.
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Car's in the drive. Yeah. That's fucking psychosis shit, that.
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That's like, I don't, I don't know if I could
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be the same person again after that.
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I've experienced missing time. However, it's usually self-inflicted.
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Yeah, that's, I mean, that's, that's a different, a different
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fucking kettle of badges.
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It's like what happened with that time? Well, you know
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what happened with that time?
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I was a busy kid and having photographers in Scotland. Um,
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But yeah, I couldn't get it out of my head.
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Just the idea of I could be at work, just
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putting some tools away, about to head to the van.
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And then the next thing is I'm stood in my hallway,
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like at home going, oh. Where do you go from there?
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Do you even think you're actually there? Or would you
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immediately go? Because I think I might immediately go to like, oh,
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am I asleep? Because you do that in dreams, don't you?
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You just, you kind of appear and disappear in different scenarios.
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If I was a vampire elite and I'm like, guys,
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we can't do it fucking Jack the Ripper style. You know,
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we can't just get somebody on the street, bite the
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neck and then fuck off. We're going to get found out.
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We've been found out before. We've been burnt. We've been staked.
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We've had it all. we need to use some of
490
00:27:03.769 --> 00:27:07.390
this fucking technology to our own advantage you know we've
491
00:27:07.430 --> 00:27:10.289
got the money we've we've been around for a long
492
00:27:10.349 --> 00:27:14.450
time let's build some shit let's take people out the
493
00:27:14.519 --> 00:27:18.119
houses and let's make them think it's something else lo
494
00:27:18.160 --> 00:27:24.279
and behold fucking alien abduction no you were taken and
495
00:27:24.319 --> 00:27:29.240
you was nibbled on yeah these people that that you
496
00:27:29.259 --> 00:27:32.119
know they get They get abducted and they find little
497
00:27:32.200 --> 00:27:35.339
marks on the neck or on the feet or whatever.
498
00:27:36.039 --> 00:27:39.190
Who says vampires just bite necks? They might have a
499
00:27:39.210 --> 00:27:40.589
foot fetish.
500
00:27:41.130 --> 00:27:47.349
It's so interesting that you go to, you know, I mean,
501
00:27:47.390 --> 00:27:52.519
what you're describing is, what was the film?
502
00:27:54.579 --> 00:27:56.019
I don't know. I was going to say it would
503
00:27:56.059 --> 00:27:56.900
make a great film.
504
00:27:57.730 --> 00:28:00.509
No there's a vampire yeah there's a vampire film in
505
00:28:00.529 --> 00:28:05.900
it where they've they've sort of like corporatized and become
506
00:28:05.940 --> 00:28:08.720
like a or you know it's the oh is.
507
00:28:08.680 --> 00:28:11.279
It the one with ah what's his name that was
508
00:28:11.299 --> 00:28:15.390
in that denzel washington film ethan hawke hawke.
509
00:28:15.829 --> 00:28:18.250
Is that the one maybe he's the only thing i
510
00:28:18.269 --> 00:28:24.009
can think of i don't know um But they were
511
00:28:24.049 --> 00:28:26.470
very tech savvy, weren't they?
512
00:28:26.490 --> 00:28:28.970
I think it's that one.
513
00:28:29.730 --> 00:28:33.829
Yeah. But it's interesting you say that because immediately then,
514
00:28:34.099 --> 00:28:39.000
my head just went flashing from everyone from Jeff Bezos
515
00:28:39.059 --> 00:28:44.220
to Elon Musk to Microsoft.
516
00:28:46.180 --> 00:28:46.740
Bill.
517
00:28:47.109 --> 00:28:52.049
Yeah. Yeah, then to Royals as well and stuff. And go, well,
518
00:28:52.109 --> 00:28:54.039
hold on. it would make sense.
519
00:28:56.779 --> 00:28:56.940
Yeah.
520
00:28:57.059 --> 00:28:59.680
It would make, it would make sense that if, if,
521
00:29:00.380 --> 00:29:06.279
if like there is this or predator class and like maybe,
522
00:29:06.380 --> 00:29:09.680
maybe vampires is like the wrong, even the wrong term.
523
00:29:09.980 --> 00:29:12.420
Like maybe that's like a folk luring of them.
524
00:29:12.460 --> 00:29:13.849
Can't wait to play this clip.
525
00:29:14.069 --> 00:29:14.329
Yeah.
526
00:29:14.950 --> 00:29:17.670
But the, uh, maybe, maybe that's like a folk luring
527
00:29:17.890 --> 00:29:21.150
of them. But if there is this like predator class, uh,
528
00:29:21.799 --> 00:29:26.549
that's out there this like not human not not human
529
00:29:27.029 --> 00:29:29.930
like human plus type thing.
530
00:29:29.710 --> 00:29:35.369
It doesn't necessarily need to be fucking you know.
531
00:29:34.859 --> 00:29:40.519
Yeah garlic steaks and I need to sleep on the
532
00:29:40.619 --> 00:29:42.359
earth of my homeland type thing.
533
00:29:42.420 --> 00:29:47.789
How wild would it be if, because you think about it,
534
00:29:47.789 --> 00:29:50.170
if you live for a very long time and people
535
00:29:50.230 --> 00:29:53.990
are on the scent of what you are, you might
536
00:29:54.029 --> 00:29:58.549
want to fucking try and show people something different to
537
00:29:58.609 --> 00:30:00.089
what you are, to what you actually are, you know.
538
00:30:01.079 --> 00:30:05.920
We need to, you know, put fangs on these. Make
539
00:30:05.940 --> 00:30:12.009
them pale, pasty. You know, sunlight kills you. Throw some
540
00:30:12.029 --> 00:30:15.769
garlic in there. You know, cross. Yeah, let's band the
541
00:30:15.789 --> 00:30:16.529
cross in as well.
542
00:30:16.990 --> 00:30:23.779
Yeah, make it religious. Interesting. Should we listen to the lady?
543
00:30:24.700 --> 00:30:28.059
Let's listen to her, like, the other question answering she's
544
00:30:28.079 --> 00:30:33.799
going to do. Then we can move on slightly. I'll
545
00:30:33.839 --> 00:30:37.700
turn that up a bit. God, I'm so prepared.
546
00:30:38.160 --> 00:30:41.720
One of the most asked questions across the entire three-part
547
00:30:42.380 --> 00:30:43.940
I may or may not have photographed a room full
548
00:30:43.960 --> 00:30:48.240
of vampires series was, did they actually show up in
549
00:30:48.259 --> 00:30:52.460
the fucking photographs? And there are two answers to that, actually.
550
00:30:52.940 --> 00:30:54.940
Because half of you seem convinced that if they were
551
00:30:55.059 --> 00:30:58.500
actual vampires, there should be a collection of beautifully tailored
552
00:30:58.779 --> 00:31:02.430
outfits just floating around in the photographs. which admittedly would
553
00:31:02.450 --> 00:31:07.779
make this whole situation so much easier. But unfortunately, vampire lore,
554
00:31:08.240 --> 00:31:11.069
never that fucking convenient. Now I say this with love.
555
00:31:11.710 --> 00:31:14.710
You need to read more gothic fiction. There isn't one
556
00:31:14.789 --> 00:31:19.710
agreed-upon vampire rulebook. Folklore contradicts itself, authors contradict themselves all
557
00:31:19.750 --> 00:31:22.109
the time, and films make up their own rules. Anne
558
00:31:22.190 --> 00:31:25.109
Rice's Vampires, for example, could stand in front of a
559
00:31:25.130 --> 00:31:28.329
fucking mirror. Photography makes the argument even more ridiculous because
560
00:31:28.349 --> 00:31:31.750
people have started talking about silver-backed mirrors, photographic film, and
561
00:31:31.829 --> 00:31:34.150
digital sensors. And at some point we've kind of stopped
562
00:31:34.170 --> 00:31:38.059
talking about vampires and started a fucking photography lecture, which,
563
00:31:38.180 --> 00:31:39.299
unfortunately for all.
564
00:31:39.200 --> 00:31:42.329
Of you, I am highly qualified to give. So did
565
00:31:42.349 --> 00:31:42.849
they show up?
566
00:31:44.349 --> 00:31:44.710
Yes.
567
00:31:45.589 --> 00:31:47.490
I know, fucking anticlimactic.
568
00:31:47.839 --> 00:31:50.619
That doesn't mean that there wasn't anything unusual about photographing
569
00:31:50.660 --> 00:31:53.640
that event. It was the way they behaved and the
570
00:31:53.740 --> 00:31:56.940
atmosphere of the event. And couple that with my sudden
571
00:31:57.079 --> 00:32:01.259
onset amnesia that lasted exactly one hour, it was strange.
572
00:32:01.819 --> 00:32:03.680
And apparently, I need to say this on the internet,
573
00:32:03.980 --> 00:32:05.839
I'm not over here trying to convince you that vampires
574
00:32:05.859 --> 00:32:09.220
are real. I'm just saying, I photographed a really weird
575
00:32:09.259 --> 00:32:11.950
event that I can't explain. But there's another question that
576
00:32:11.970 --> 00:32:14.430
you've all been asking, and I find it considerably harder
577
00:32:14.450 --> 00:32:18.829
to answer. Do I personally think they were vampires?
578
00:32:19.670 --> 00:32:20.650
One of the most asked.
579
00:32:21.730 --> 00:32:21.990
So I.
580
00:32:21.970 --> 00:32:24.319
Take it there is a part five coming up.
581
00:32:24.579 --> 00:32:27.220
No, well, part four, or five, yeah, not yet. I
582
00:32:28.359 --> 00:32:35.710
fucking look forward to that with baited cock. I mean....
583
00:32:37.420 --> 00:32:44.900
Popped out there it's it's an interesting four-part tiktok that
584
00:32:44.920 --> 00:32:48.579
there's so what i do find really interesting there is
585
00:32:48.640 --> 00:32:50.559
i think i've heard joe rogan say this as well
586
00:32:51.519 --> 00:32:58.960
um is that um these whatever they may be these
587
00:32:59.059 --> 00:33:06.349
vampires um it's something, maybe it's something completely different, which
588
00:33:06.410 --> 00:33:11.349
I think that's what we're alluding to. Um, but is
589
00:33:11.410 --> 00:33:14.880
it something that's been around for a very, very long time?
590
00:33:15.779 --> 00:33:18.400
You know, is it, is it always been there? Is
591
00:33:18.440 --> 00:33:20.359
it be the, being the apex predator?
592
00:33:26.160 --> 00:33:34.180
I mean, like a bit of fucking inside competitive Mojang. It's, um, Delicious.
593
00:33:35.680 --> 00:33:43.470
To me, it makes sense, right? We've had, regardless of
594
00:33:43.529 --> 00:33:49.799
our levels of scientific and cultural evolution, I think people
595
00:33:49.839 --> 00:33:56.619
often think of this as like, when we talk about evolution,
596
00:33:56.640 --> 00:34:01.349
we often talk about biological evolution. And then when we
597
00:34:01.369 --> 00:34:08.360
talk about progression, we generally, our heads go to technological progression.
598
00:34:08.639 --> 00:34:13.619
But I don't think that we appreciate cultural evolution as
599
00:34:13.659 --> 00:34:24.510
much as we probably should do. I think it's inarguable
600
00:34:26.130 --> 00:34:37.050
that our abilities to have complex conversations... a wider spectrum
601
00:34:37.090 --> 00:34:41.610
of people is, is what I look at as cultural evolution.
602
00:34:42.710 --> 00:34:44.809
Like if you, if you go back a hundred years ago, right?
603
00:34:44.909 --> 00:34:47.820
I mean, fair enough. Obviously we wouldn't be doing this
604
00:34:47.929 --> 00:34:50.340
stuff like this, but we're like, like me and you,
605
00:34:50.440 --> 00:34:53.000
we might, we might work in a coal mine or
606
00:34:53.059 --> 00:34:56.079
something like that or, or a factory or something equally
607
00:34:56.119 --> 00:34:59.579
as horrible. Um, I don't... I mean, speaking.
608
00:34:59.239 --> 00:35:02.000
For yourself, I think I'd be doing something pretty important.
609
00:35:02.599 --> 00:35:07.909
But I don't believe we're having long conversations about cultural
610
00:35:07.949 --> 00:35:12.269
progression and whether there is a hidden predator class lurking
611
00:35:12.329 --> 00:35:16.269
amongst us. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
612
00:35:16.289 --> 00:35:26.099
So the fact that these stories have tested our progression...
613
00:35:26.329 --> 00:35:30.440
Like it's, and so as much as most people, like
614
00:35:30.800 --> 00:35:35.460
if you're in big groups of people, um, we'll go, yeah,
615
00:35:35.480 --> 00:35:36.920
well that, that shit's nonsense.
616
00:35:37.239 --> 00:35:37.500
Yeah.
617
00:35:38.860 --> 00:35:41.840
I will put a large sum of money on it
618
00:35:42.480 --> 00:35:46.239
that for every person that says ghosts aren't real, fine
619
00:35:46.320 --> 00:35:48.849
sources aren't real. So if you take a hundred people,
620
00:35:48.909 --> 00:35:53.329
for instance, a hundred like fucking uber skeptics.
621
00:35:53.389 --> 00:35:53.550
Yeah.
622
00:35:54.409 --> 00:35:57.139
They're so fucking skeptical. They don't believe in their own
623
00:35:57.219 --> 00:36:03.440
fucking mother. I would love to know what the statistic
624
00:36:03.559 --> 00:36:07.039
is of those hundred people. How many people turn a
625
00:36:07.559 --> 00:36:09.219
light on before they walk in a room in the dark?
626
00:36:09.860 --> 00:36:10.059
Yeah.
627
00:36:11.039 --> 00:36:14.260
Because that's where the rubber hits the fucking road is
628
00:36:14.409 --> 00:36:17.969
when you're going into your house and your families aren't
629
00:36:18.010 --> 00:36:20.210
there because maybe they're away. You're not used to being
630
00:36:20.230 --> 00:36:23.590
in your own house on your own. Or you wake
631
00:36:23.630 --> 00:36:24.949
up at two o'clock in the morning, the middle of
632
00:36:24.969 --> 00:36:28.630
the night, creeped out for no fucking reason in the
633
00:36:28.849 --> 00:36:33.789
single place that you should feel the safest. Tell me
634
00:36:33.829 --> 00:36:35.309
you don't believe in shit, man.
635
00:36:36.260 --> 00:36:43.119
Well, what's, what would you say the most vulnerable, when
636
00:36:43.159 --> 00:36:44.500
is the most vulnerable?
637
00:36:44.559 --> 00:36:46.519
Photographers in Scotland, if I get my way.
638
00:36:49.659 --> 00:36:51.639
When is a human most vulnerable?
639
00:36:52.429 --> 00:36:53.809
Photographing in Scotland.
640
00:36:55.349 --> 00:36:57.929
When we're asleep and not in Scotland.
641
00:36:57.949 --> 00:37:09.639
Sorry.
642
00:37:09.760 --> 00:37:11.840
I've derailed the show because I fell in love over
643
00:37:11.880 --> 00:37:13.099
three fucking TikToks.
644
00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:24.530
That could be a fucking banging tune, that. sorry go
645
00:37:24.590 --> 00:37:29.199
on ollie um no but we're we're most vulnerable when
646
00:37:29.239 --> 00:37:36.079
we're asleep now well done ollie yes you're right yeah
647
00:37:36.099 --> 00:37:40.989
we are most vulnerable when we whilst unconscious yeah whilst
648
00:37:41.070 --> 00:37:49.570
unconscious we are most most you fucking derailing motherfucker you
649
00:37:49.590 --> 00:37:55.769
need to take a deep breath But do you know
650
00:37:55.809 --> 00:37:58.949
what I mean? We are most vulnerable when we're asleep. Now,
651
00:38:00.389 --> 00:38:03.530
if you look at other animals, I've never seen a
652
00:38:03.570 --> 00:38:10.889
fucking giraffe asleep. Do you know what I mean? I
653
00:38:10.929 --> 00:38:14.829
know they do. I've seen a dog. I've seen a dog.
654
00:38:14.889 --> 00:38:17.789
I've seen a cat asleep that we've kind of like
655
00:38:17.849 --> 00:38:23.070
brought them into our fucking westernized life. What, mate?
656
00:38:23.190 --> 00:38:23.469
Ollie.
657
00:38:23.880 --> 00:38:24.050
Yeah.
658
00:38:24.219 --> 00:38:25.179
How many giraffes have you seen?
659
00:38:27.280 --> 00:38:36.440
I've got one. Fucking Barry. My garden. No, but it's
660
00:38:36.480 --> 00:38:39.239
a weird thing that we fucking, that we sleep. I
661
00:38:39.260 --> 00:38:41.380
know it's to kind of like recharge, but it's so
662
00:38:41.519 --> 00:38:44.800
fast how we, we get what? Fucking eight hours and then, oh,
663
00:38:44.840 --> 00:38:47.099
we need to fucking, sorry, we have to have eight
664
00:38:47.139 --> 00:38:50.719
fucking hours sleep. My point being is what if whatever
665
00:38:50.760 --> 00:38:55.300
this thing is, the reason why a vampire, it's not
666
00:38:55.360 --> 00:38:59.420
because it's fucking scared of sunlight. Maybe it hunts at
667
00:38:59.480 --> 00:39:02.460
night because it doesn't need as much sleep as we do.
668
00:39:03.239 --> 00:39:05.659
And it knows we fucking sleep at night.
669
00:39:06.239 --> 00:39:10.909
Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, it's, there's, you get nocturnal predators,
670
00:39:10.949 --> 00:39:11.320
don't you?
671
00:39:11.909 --> 00:39:12.090
Yeah.
672
00:39:12.570 --> 00:39:15.550
And yeah, that's probably what the motherfucker is.
673
00:39:16.070 --> 00:39:20.969
Yeah. It makes, it makes sense. Like if you, you
674
00:39:21.030 --> 00:39:26.679
hunt your prey, it's, uh, It's most vulnerable.
675
00:39:26.699 --> 00:39:33.489
Um, I think it's time for, um, blonde camp.
676
00:39:34.010 --> 00:39:34.289
Hang on.
677
00:39:34.349 --> 00:39:34.590
Hang on.
678
00:39:34.650 --> 00:39:37.269
I just, just, just keep, keep the blonde camp.
679
00:39:37.050 --> 00:39:38.010
For a little bit.
680
00:39:39.070 --> 00:39:41.349
Um, cause there's a couple of things I want to
681
00:39:41.369 --> 00:39:44.510
bring up here, like the, um, to kind of, to
682
00:39:44.550 --> 00:39:48.440
kind of bolster that, to be perfectly honest. So, um,
683
00:39:50.289 --> 00:39:52.929
I've got it ready. There's two, two. I definitely, definitely
684
00:39:52.949 --> 00:39:54.929
want to bring off. I want one's a couple of
685
00:39:54.949 --> 00:39:56.010
minutes of Roseanne bar.
686
00:39:56.909 --> 00:39:58.710
And I haven't seen her for a while.
687
00:39:59.469 --> 00:40:04.920
I think, I think this is it for me. And so,
688
00:40:05.000 --> 00:40:07.880
so she's, this is not, this is not necessarily talking
689
00:40:07.900 --> 00:40:10.030
about it in the sense that we're talking about it,
690
00:40:10.400 --> 00:40:12.539
but it's, it's more talking about things in the way
691
00:40:12.559 --> 00:40:15.480
that I, I believe this is all connected. You know,
692
00:40:15.500 --> 00:40:20.300
you're like, um, I've often said, like, I think the
693
00:40:20.380 --> 00:40:24.119
Epstein thing goes far fucking deeper than, like, just a
694
00:40:24.139 --> 00:40:30.480
spy program. Like, this is the direct connection for me. Like,
695
00:40:30.559 --> 00:40:33.039
the same with the missing kids and all that, like,
696
00:40:33.099 --> 00:40:36.719
smuggling people over the borders and stuff, because this is
697
00:40:36.780 --> 00:40:42.119
exactly what you're saying. So let's say that it is
698
00:40:42.260 --> 00:40:50.449
almost in a, like, a vampiristic, like, hammer horror way in,
699
00:40:51.369 --> 00:40:54.170
in a technological society, you, you would have moved for
700
00:40:54.210 --> 00:40:57.309
the times. And like I said, you would have corporatized
701
00:40:57.530 --> 00:41:02.780
and like factored like your, your demands on what you
702
00:41:02.820 --> 00:41:05.659
need to do. You know, you know, more fucking hunting
703
00:41:05.679 --> 00:41:09.159
villages and like maybe snacking on a horse if you
704
00:41:09.199 --> 00:41:12.400
can't get to anybody. So let's listen to Roseanne Barr.
705
00:41:13.260 --> 00:41:15.409
You know, they eat babies.
706
00:41:15.489 --> 00:41:17.090
That is not bullshit. Yeah.
707
00:41:18.699 --> 00:41:19.739
It's true.
708
00:41:19.760 --> 00:41:21.909
So it's not just the dogs and the cats, not
709
00:41:21.929 --> 00:41:22.469
just the pets.
710
00:41:24.130 --> 00:41:27.929
It's not just the dogs and the cats. They're full
711
00:41:28.110 --> 00:41:32.449
on vampires. And everybody still thinks I'm crazy, but I'm
712
00:41:32.570 --> 00:41:37.699
not crazy. They're full on vampires. They love the taste
713
00:41:38.179 --> 00:41:42.980
of human flesh and they drink human blood. They do, Tucker.
714
00:41:43.059 --> 00:41:44.420
Stop staring at me like that.
715
00:41:44.440 --> 00:41:45.360
You're freaking me out, man.
716
00:41:46.510 --> 00:41:49.139
Because you spent your life in the entertainment business, so
717
00:41:49.179 --> 00:41:50.940
I think you have some authority on this.
718
00:41:52.159 --> 00:41:55.900
So many kids that I was in mental institutions with
719
00:41:56.019 --> 00:42:00.179
over the years, they are all from those cults. And
720
00:42:00.219 --> 00:42:03.539
they've covered it all up. They've covered it all up. And,
721
00:42:05.780 --> 00:42:07.760
you know, I just pray to God. I'm just going
722
00:42:07.780 --> 00:42:10.619
to pray to God that he opens everybody's eyes in
723
00:42:10.659 --> 00:42:14.260
this country. By the time we go in to vote
724
00:42:14.320 --> 00:42:18.469
for Trump, that he will open up everybody's eyes and
725
00:42:18.510 --> 00:42:22.929
they will stop pretending to be asleep. You know what
726
00:42:22.969 --> 00:42:26.019
they say, you can't wake people up that are pretending
727
00:42:26.059 --> 00:42:30.000
to be asleep, but I pray to God, please wake
728
00:42:30.179 --> 00:42:33.380
up even those who are pretending to be asleep with
729
00:42:33.400 --> 00:42:39.269
the irrefutable truth of what the worst people on this
730
00:42:39.389 --> 00:42:42.889
planet are really up to. They are really up to that.
731
00:42:43.449 --> 00:42:44.150
They're doing it.
732
00:42:45.989 --> 00:42:47.690
There are so many victims.
733
00:42:48.110 --> 00:42:52.360
There are so many victims. There are so many children
734
00:42:52.619 --> 00:42:58.239
victims that are now adults. The epidemic in America is
735
00:42:58.380 --> 00:43:02.849
child sexual abuse, and I just want people to see it.
736
00:43:03.260 --> 00:43:05.929
I want people to open up their eyes and see
737
00:43:06.010 --> 00:43:09.610
how prevalent and horrible it is. One of three girls,
738
00:43:09.809 --> 00:43:15.909
one of four boys in this country today It's just horrible. And, uh,
739
00:43:16.090 --> 00:43:19.809
you just can't lie, lie, lie it away anymore. It's
740
00:43:19.829 --> 00:43:23.110
going to get more and more apparent and you got
741
00:43:23.130 --> 00:43:24.670
to choose your side.
742
00:43:24.690 --> 00:43:28.179
Wow.
743
00:43:29.059 --> 00:43:31.559
I can't believe I've not seen that before. Cause that
744
00:43:31.599 --> 00:43:32.440
was pretty old.
745
00:43:33.579 --> 00:43:36.320
I think it was, it was on the, I saw
746
00:43:36.360 --> 00:43:38.019
it ages ago. It just went when I was looking
747
00:43:38.039 --> 00:43:41.559
for stuff for this, this show tonight, I dug it up. Um,
748
00:43:43.260 --> 00:43:46.320
I always found interesting, even back when I first watched
749
00:43:46.360 --> 00:43:50.400
that clip where Roseanne starts going off there towards the middle.
750
00:43:51.079 --> 00:43:53.440
The camera kind of hangs on Tucker watching her for
751
00:43:53.480 --> 00:43:55.280
a while. Yeah.
752
00:43:56.300 --> 00:43:58.039
And I noticed that. That was pretty weird.
753
00:43:58.539 --> 00:43:58.719
Yeah.
754
00:43:58.820 --> 00:44:02.119
And I'm not, I don't know what I think about
755
00:44:02.139 --> 00:44:06.519
Tucker these days. I think it's, I think there's something
756
00:44:06.539 --> 00:44:08.559
very strange going on with a lot of these people.
757
00:44:09.539 --> 00:44:13.119
But what I do believe is, is that he is
758
00:44:13.860 --> 00:44:22.929
incredibly well connected. And I mean, realistically, if he's not involved,
759
00:44:22.949 --> 00:44:25.210
he knows about it. Do you know what I mean? Yeah.
760
00:44:25.630 --> 00:44:27.289
You don't get to that level without knowing.
761
00:44:27.309 --> 00:44:27.369
No.
762
00:44:27.769 --> 00:44:31.250
No, I think he definitely knows something.
763
00:44:31.510 --> 00:44:34.869
Yeah. I think you could tell like the way the
764
00:44:34.889 --> 00:44:37.750
camera hangs on him and he's just sat watching it
765
00:44:37.769 --> 00:44:42.829
and he's, even that line, like, uh, given your, uh, the,
766
00:44:42.869 --> 00:44:44.369
the amount of time you spent in the, in the
767
00:44:44.409 --> 00:44:46.949
entertainment industry, I think you've got some authority on this.
768
00:44:47.969 --> 00:44:50.170
I think you'll get to a level like in the,
769
00:44:50.510 --> 00:44:53.780
in the entertainment business where you'll start to hear the
770
00:44:53.840 --> 00:44:58.059
rumors and then you'll start speaking to people. And then
771
00:44:58.119 --> 00:45:01.949
all of a sudden, uh, just rumors start to turn
772
00:45:01.989 --> 00:45:07.590
into hard facts that something's definitely going on. And then
773
00:45:07.630 --> 00:45:11.489
your curiosity will, I mean, look at fucking, um, what's
774
00:45:11.530 --> 00:45:13.860
his name? Um, Mel Gibson.
775
00:45:14.300 --> 00:45:14.519
Yeah.
776
00:45:16.599 --> 00:45:19.340
You know, there's that classic clip. I wish we had that.
777
00:45:19.420 --> 00:45:21.940
I fucking swear. We've said that the name Mel Gibson
778
00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:28.599
more than his wife. Like Mel comes up a lot
779
00:45:28.639 --> 00:45:29.380
on this podcast.
780
00:45:31.179 --> 00:45:32.739
Mel does come along this podcast.
781
00:45:32.780 --> 00:45:32.960
Yeah.
782
00:45:35.219 --> 00:45:37.179
I think he would enjoy this podcast with Mel.
783
00:45:37.260 --> 00:45:40.159
I think he'd enjoy this podcast as well. He would
784
00:45:40.219 --> 00:45:45.159
be like, I mean, obviously if nothing else for the algo, but, uh,
785
00:45:45.860 --> 00:45:49.679
in he's, he'd be in my top 10 guests.
786
00:45:50.030 --> 00:45:50.179
Yeah.
787
00:45:50.239 --> 00:45:52.429
It could have a beer with us. Maybe not, but
788
00:45:54.510 --> 00:45:56.010
a non-alcoholic beer, maybe.
789
00:45:57.670 --> 00:45:59.010
Um, yeah.
790
00:45:59.030 --> 00:45:59.110
Yeah.
791
00:46:01.219 --> 00:46:09.469
It's he's, he's just such a good example of, I
792
00:46:09.550 --> 00:46:12.469
think you, by people turn around and say, you can't get,
793
00:46:12.909 --> 00:46:15.849
you can't get to a certain point without being involved.
794
00:46:15.929 --> 00:46:19.730
And I, I just don't believe that. Like, I don't,
795
00:46:19.750 --> 00:46:22.650
I don't believe, I don't believe this idea that every
796
00:46:22.670 --> 00:46:25.079
time you turn your television on or every time you
797
00:46:25.099 --> 00:46:27.199
go to the movies or every time you put a
798
00:46:27.219 --> 00:46:30.800
CD on, it is absolutely a hundred percent nailed on that.
799
00:46:31.579 --> 00:46:37.019
what you are listening, watching, consuming, reading, whatever's going on is, uh,
800
00:46:37.800 --> 00:46:41.010
like a badden. Do you know what I mean? I
801
00:46:41.050 --> 00:46:43.469
just don't, I don't believe that. I think, I think
802
00:46:43.510 --> 00:46:46.250
if that was the case, if everything was so controlled,
803
00:46:47.050 --> 00:46:50.269
like shit would be even worse than it is. Like
804
00:46:50.329 --> 00:46:53.909
it would be even worse because you would be game
805
00:46:53.949 --> 00:46:56.070
set and match at that point. If there was that
806
00:46:56.139 --> 00:47:02.880
full spectrum dominance of culture. But, uh, I think there's
807
00:47:02.889 --> 00:47:05.420
a certain level people can get to, and I think
808
00:47:05.460 --> 00:47:11.079
there's a certain persistence to where, you know, I know
809
00:47:11.119 --> 00:47:14.659
that people will agree or disagree with this. I don't believe,
810
00:47:14.699 --> 00:47:18.579
for instance, that Rogan is involved in this stuff. You know, like,
811
00:47:18.960 --> 00:47:21.320
do I believe he knows more than he lets on
812
00:47:21.340 --> 00:47:25.639
he does on the podcast? Absolutely, I think he knows more.
813
00:47:26.059 --> 00:47:28.119
I think he's been told a lot of stuff, and
814
00:47:28.199 --> 00:47:32.090
maybe that's the answer. Maybe the answer of how you
815
00:47:35.309 --> 00:47:39.449
you stick around and you're able to become successful without
816
00:47:39.489 --> 00:47:42.889
being part of the club is that purely by not
817
00:47:43.050 --> 00:47:48.889
saying anything you prove that look the guy's not involved
818
00:47:49.010 --> 00:47:55.590
but you know he runs a tight ship there's nothing
819
00:47:55.630 --> 00:47:58.230
coming out there he's not willing to say anything that
820
00:47:58.250 --> 00:48:01.889
would put him in the firing line for it yeah
821
00:48:02.860 --> 00:48:04.320
But he's definitely heard stuff.
822
00:48:04.980 --> 00:48:05.320
Yeah.
823
00:48:07.860 --> 00:48:10.900
I wonder how many of them, though, know about this.
824
00:48:12.780 --> 00:48:15.949
I don't know what they know about, but there's something... Listen,
825
00:48:16.929 --> 00:48:19.909
you listen to the Daily Conspiracy podcast, people. We know
826
00:48:19.949 --> 00:48:23.210
there's something going on. We don't know exactly what's fucking
827
00:48:23.250 --> 00:48:27.380
going on, but I guarantee there is quite a lot
828
00:48:27.389 --> 00:48:31.230
of these people at the top that... They're probably even
829
00:48:31.289 --> 00:48:34.630
good people, but then they just won't. There's not a
830
00:48:34.690 --> 00:48:36.690
lot of Mel Gibsons that will speak up about this
831
00:48:36.769 --> 00:48:39.119
because fear of repercussions.
832
00:48:39.780 --> 00:48:41.960
Do you know what I want to know? I want
833
00:48:41.980 --> 00:48:43.039
to know what the reward is.
834
00:48:46.519 --> 00:48:55.050
What's the reward in vampire lore for fucking, what's his name? Master?
835
00:48:55.690 --> 00:48:56.809
He's eternal life, isn't he?
836
00:48:57.210 --> 00:48:58.849
He gets to become a vampire eventually, yeah.
837
00:49:00.710 --> 00:49:04.619
It's to become one of them, whatever that is. Maybe
838
00:49:04.659 --> 00:49:05.619
that is the promise.
839
00:49:06.219 --> 00:49:11.219
And this is where I get the feeling that there
840
00:49:11.260 --> 00:49:15.070
has to be something more. I think it's fair to
841
00:49:15.150 --> 00:49:22.380
say that the idea of humiliation rituals is... um it's
842
00:49:22.460 --> 00:49:26.980
real like we you see it so so much with
843
00:49:27.000 --> 00:49:33.679
um uh actors where they are they're trying to like
844
00:49:34.519 --> 00:49:36.719
i think the rocks are pretty good example if i'm
845
00:49:36.739 --> 00:49:39.920
honest i think I think John Cena is also, I'm
846
00:49:39.960 --> 00:49:42.340
not just going for wrestlers, but they're just both pretty
847
00:49:42.360 --> 00:49:46.239
good examples of this, where they've reached this sort of
848
00:49:46.280 --> 00:49:51.400
level of fame and then to go, to carry on going,
849
00:49:54.579 --> 00:49:58.219
then it's the fucking cross-dressing, then it's fucking roles that
850
00:49:58.239 --> 00:50:01.980
are a bit gay, then there's the taking masculinity away
851
00:50:02.019 --> 00:50:07.110
from people, especially strong people. Again, fucking wrestlers for some reason.
852
00:50:07.150 --> 00:50:09.849
Look what happened to Dave Bautista. He went from being
853
00:50:09.889 --> 00:50:18.300
an absolute fucking model of masculinity to he looked like
854
00:50:18.599 --> 00:50:19.559
ill Gok Wan.
855
00:50:21.039 --> 00:50:26.480
Yeah. Actually, I'm not being funny. When he looked like
856
00:50:26.519 --> 00:50:30.039
Gok Wan, it looked like Gok Wan could actually kick
857
00:50:30.059 --> 00:50:30.750
the fuck out of him.
858
00:50:31.489 --> 00:50:34.829
Oh yeah. Like, I mean, he is oddly enough, he's
859
00:50:34.869 --> 00:50:36.710
now back in the gym trying to make himself look
860
00:50:36.750 --> 00:50:40.159
like a man again. Uh, he's cause he's playing Kratos
861
00:50:40.239 --> 00:50:46.719
for Amazon. Um, yeah, but like I genuinely, I, I,
862
00:50:47.000 --> 00:50:50.519
when he left WWE and lost all that way after,
863
00:50:50.699 --> 00:50:55.849
after the, that he did that little indie film, didn't he? The, um, uh,
864
00:50:55.869 --> 00:50:57.289
the cabin was called the cabin.
865
00:50:57.860 --> 00:50:59.119
The one we watched on the plane.
866
00:50:59.400 --> 00:51:01.420
The one we watched on the plane, yeah. Really good film.
867
00:51:01.480 --> 00:51:04.239
I really enjoyed it. So he was still a big guy,
868
00:51:04.559 --> 00:51:06.840
a big guy in that. And he went from that
869
00:51:06.960 --> 00:51:11.380
to looking like, I'll call a fucking spade a small shovel.
870
00:51:12.199 --> 00:51:16.280
I thought that motherfucker had AIDS. Do you know what
871
00:51:16.300 --> 00:51:22.409
I mean? He went like full fucking 1980s AIDS scare
872
00:51:22.869 --> 00:51:26.349
type sick looking motherfucker.
873
00:51:26.809 --> 00:51:27.449
Looked like he was.
874
00:51:29.400 --> 00:51:33.730
But just sorry just quickly yeah because i'm fucking um
875
00:51:34.190 --> 00:51:41.050
yeah absolutely hank's uh i've kind of bulldozed my own
876
00:51:41.090 --> 00:51:45.099
my own my own point over here but the fact
877
00:51:45.280 --> 00:51:51.760
is is that even when this all started happening john
878
00:51:51.840 --> 00:51:55.920
cena doesn't need to do what he's doing He was
879
00:51:56.000 --> 00:52:01.900
like the fucking top of the WWE for what? A
880
00:52:02.519 --> 00:52:08.980
couple of decades? As like the guy. He retired as
881
00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:16.449
the only person close to him in longevity and drawing
882
00:52:16.489 --> 00:52:18.889
ability and all that sort of stuff was Hulk Hogan.
883
00:52:19.329 --> 00:52:27.039
He was tippy top of his field. He made fucking
884
00:52:27.639 --> 00:52:34.039
millions doing that never like generational wealth is made through
885
00:52:34.059 --> 00:52:40.659
pretend fighting in that lifetime and yet he's in this
886
00:52:40.739 --> 00:52:45.659
position where he's going through the humiliation rituals he's wearing
887
00:52:45.679 --> 00:52:48.679
the high heels he's being photographed in crop tops and
888
00:52:48.719 --> 00:52:53.880
stuff like that and you you have to wonder like
889
00:52:55.639 --> 00:52:59.380
Money can't be the fucking reason for this.
890
00:52:59.820 --> 00:53:03.659
Well, you know what it is, mate? Because I've seen,
891
00:53:03.699 --> 00:53:07.179
so Mike started watching wrestling a couple of years ago
892
00:53:07.260 --> 00:53:08.400
and they quite like it.
893
00:53:08.920 --> 00:53:10.360
It's great. I love pro wrestling.
894
00:53:10.940 --> 00:53:14.599
So, and you know, my youngest has got a John
895
00:53:14.639 --> 00:53:20.159
Cena figure and I was watching some of his wrestling
896
00:53:21.139 --> 00:53:24.369
and there was something about John Cena. Somebody did a video.
897
00:53:24.880 --> 00:53:31.570
And it was showing how it's... When he walks away now,
898
00:53:31.889 --> 00:53:33.769
or walks on, it looks like he's in pain.
899
00:53:34.389 --> 00:53:35.469
Oh, he absolutely is in pain.
900
00:53:35.769 --> 00:53:42.760
Yeah. Can you imagine if the buy-in for this is, like, listen,
901
00:53:44.539 --> 00:53:47.380
wear a dress, do this, that, and the other. Do
902
00:53:47.400 --> 00:53:51.829
you know what? We've got this... this thing that you
903
00:53:51.869 --> 00:53:54.789
can have. Have you ever seen that film? Death becomes her.
904
00:53:55.369 --> 00:53:56.090
Yeah.
905
00:53:56.170 --> 00:53:57.550
Okay. I know where you're going.
906
00:53:57.590 --> 00:54:00.150
Yeah. Do you know what I mean? What if that's
907
00:54:00.190 --> 00:54:03.969
the promise? It's like, they show them a little bit. They,
908
00:54:04.130 --> 00:54:08.889
they give them a little bit. So, you know, John's
909
00:54:08.929 --> 00:54:11.780
feeling a bit, I forgot. John Cena actually follows us
910
00:54:11.840 --> 00:54:14.260
on fucking Twitter.
911
00:54:14.280 --> 00:54:21.550
Look, no shaping. John Cena here. I'm a fan. oh
912
00:54:21.590 --> 00:54:25.789
yeah my son's a fan but that's in fact somewhere
913
00:54:25.829 --> 00:54:27.690
in this room I was hoping it was the hand
914
00:54:28.090 --> 00:54:31.969
there is a last time is now John Cena hat
915
00:54:32.670 --> 00:54:33.429
but do.
916
00:54:34.730 --> 00:54:36.889
You know what I mean what if they get like
917
00:54:38.429 --> 00:54:41.280
a promise and they go listen get back in the
918
00:54:41.320 --> 00:54:43.599
ring and take a little bit of this here you
919
00:54:43.639 --> 00:54:49.219
go and it's like fuck me I feel 30 fucking
920
00:54:49.260 --> 00:54:53.099
years younger what's going on here You like that, do you?
921
00:54:53.440 --> 00:54:57.789
Do you like that? That's what The Rock's been having. Yeah? Will,
922
00:54:58.409 --> 00:55:04.769
you know, you need to kind of earn it. You know?
923
00:55:06.510 --> 00:55:07.949
The vampy juice don't come free.
924
00:55:09.070 --> 00:55:12.320
I'm still like, I'm not going to go and find
925
00:55:12.400 --> 00:55:16.300
it now because it would involve me going and sniffing around.
926
00:55:16.320 --> 00:55:18.139
We're getting towards the end of the show. We'll probably
927
00:55:18.179 --> 00:55:24.300
hit your blonde camp clip in a minute. the, the
928
00:55:24.340 --> 00:55:29.500
gold juice clip with, um, who's the female comic. I've forgotten.
929
00:55:29.599 --> 00:55:32.079
Are you talking about the Sarah Silverman? Orange is the
930
00:55:32.119 --> 00:55:32.599
new black.
931
00:55:32.980 --> 00:55:35.780
Yeah. And the girl that was in orange is the
932
00:55:35.820 --> 00:55:39.420
new black. And she talks, uh, was it Sarah Silverman?
933
00:55:39.440 --> 00:55:43.349
That's on that podcast. I can't remember. It's one of the,
934
00:55:43.659 --> 00:55:47.809
one of the famous celebrity standups, female celebrity standups. There's
935
00:55:47.829 --> 00:55:54.659
like five of them. Um, the, the, sorry that's massively
936
00:55:54.699 --> 00:56:02.400
misogynistic the sex and she turned around and she said
937
00:56:02.679 --> 00:56:06.639
yeah you must have been offered it what the gold
938
00:56:06.699 --> 00:56:11.940
juice and you can live forever and you can have
939
00:56:11.960 --> 00:56:21.409
whatever you want yeah wild wild idea And I believe
940
00:56:21.449 --> 00:56:22.929
it's 100% true.
941
00:56:26.329 --> 00:56:31.260
Yeah, I think you're right. I think that does fucking exist.
942
00:56:33.079 --> 00:56:33.940
I think it definitely does.
943
00:56:34.940 --> 00:56:35.119
Yeah.
944
00:56:35.159 --> 00:56:37.019
But where's it fucking come from? Babies?
945
00:56:37.039 --> 00:56:41.619
I don't know. It could just be fucking magic.
946
00:56:41.639 --> 00:56:43.929
It could just be fucking magic in a bastard bottle.
947
00:56:44.809 --> 00:56:45.010
Yeah.
948
00:56:47.510 --> 00:56:48.150
But yeah, I mean.
949
00:56:50.179 --> 00:56:55.460
I do think that I tend to, leading into The
950
00:56:55.480 --> 00:57:01.050
Blonde Camp here, I feel like this film, and I
951
00:57:01.130 --> 00:57:05.389
hope he fucking writes this film. I really do, because
952
00:57:06.030 --> 00:57:09.090
this is a theory that somebody else has, that he's
953
00:57:09.210 --> 00:57:13.619
seen this theory, and he thinks it'll make a great film.
954
00:57:14.039 --> 00:57:16.460
But the theory stands up. Shall I play it?
955
00:57:16.880 --> 00:57:17.389
Yeah, play it.
956
00:57:18.079 --> 00:57:18.599
Let's bring it on.
957
00:57:21.039 --> 00:57:27.820
Yeah, I like this as well. People know this when
958
00:57:27.900 --> 00:57:34.619
he's telling their story. People just say, oh, I'm a
959
00:57:34.639 --> 00:57:40.679
fucking idiot saying things like this. I get the feeling
960
00:57:40.699 --> 00:57:42.449
when he tells their story that this is something he's
961
00:57:42.489 --> 00:57:45.849
heard and he's putting a cross in a story form.
962
00:57:47.250 --> 00:57:48.949
Yeah, Joe's reaction as well.
963
00:57:48.969 --> 00:57:50.309
It's priceless.
964
00:57:51.469 --> 00:57:54.449
But yeah, this is Neil Bonkamp, the guy who does
965
00:57:54.969 --> 00:57:59.530
District 9, Chappie and... Is it Elysium? I think it's Elysium.
966
00:58:00.610 --> 00:58:00.949
There we go.
967
00:58:01.610 --> 00:58:02.969
The result is astonishing.
968
00:58:03.389 --> 00:58:04.750
What is this book called?
969
00:58:05.679 --> 00:58:06.820
It's called Blindsight, that book.
970
00:58:07.199 --> 00:58:08.500
But the book isn't about that.
971
00:58:08.539 --> 00:58:10.559
It's this one character that I zeroed in on, which
972
00:58:10.619 --> 00:58:12.280
now he and I are working on, which is this
973
00:58:12.380 --> 00:58:18.570
idea where basically... he, he, he, he thinks that, um,
974
00:58:18.650 --> 00:58:21.570
if you look at something like lions in the wild, right, right.
975
00:58:21.800 --> 00:58:24.920
Lions would out there, they're outnumbered by their prey. Like,
976
00:58:25.059 --> 00:58:26.739
you know, whether it's 10 to one or a hundred
977
00:58:26.760 --> 00:58:30.090
to one, there's, there's far fewer lions and there are gazelles.
978
00:58:30.349 --> 00:58:30.570
Right.
979
00:58:31.550 --> 00:58:36.750
So, The lions also have a disproportionate amount of sort
980
00:58:36.769 --> 00:58:39.510
of intelligence and logic compared to a gazelle because they're
981
00:58:39.570 --> 00:58:46.579
the predator that hunts this predated animal. So he took
982
00:58:46.639 --> 00:58:50.579
that philosophy and created a branch off of sort of
983
00:58:50.639 --> 00:58:56.809
hominid upper primates that would be 10 times more intelligent
984
00:58:56.829 --> 00:58:59.429
than a human, that would keep the human numbers in.
985
00:58:59.429 --> 00:59:02.090
Check, right? And it's crazy.
986
00:59:02.989 --> 00:59:08.550
And it only needs a certain enzyme that humans have
987
00:59:08.570 --> 00:59:11.820
in their blood. So it's not like the classic thing
988
00:59:11.840 --> 00:59:14.099
of vampires drinking tons of blood. It's just going off
989
00:59:14.119 --> 00:59:16.760
to one enzyme. So it could actually just drink a
990
00:59:16.780 --> 00:59:18.860
little bit of blood and get what it needs that's
991
00:59:19.019 --> 00:59:20.820
only created by human beings, and then the rest of
992
00:59:20.860 --> 00:59:24.789
its diet could be like a normal diet, right? But
993
00:59:24.829 --> 00:59:26.530
the thing that he wrote that is the most incredible
994
00:59:26.570 --> 00:59:27.909
part of it is he's got this thing called the
995
00:59:27.969 --> 00:59:33.019
crucifix glitch, which is It's so intelligent. And it can hold,
996
00:59:33.079 --> 00:59:35.920
like the way that you're conscious or I'm conscious now,
997
00:59:35.960 --> 00:59:37.840
it can hold two or three or four versions of
998
00:59:37.909 --> 00:59:40.949
consciousnesses like that in its head at any given moment.
999
00:59:41.010 --> 00:59:43.750
So it can look at topics from multiple real points
1000
00:59:43.789 --> 00:59:47.989
of view. And what it does is it basically goes
1001
00:59:48.030 --> 00:59:49.869
into hibernation like a vampire.
1002
00:59:50.789 --> 00:59:56.900
He's talking like about a multidimensional being. This is often
1003
00:59:56.940 --> 00:59:57.820
described with.
1004
00:59:57.840 --> 00:59:59.400
Thinking multidimension, yeah.
1005
00:59:59.420 --> 00:59:59.960
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1006
01:00:01.760 --> 01:00:05.139
Yes, I've watched this clip a few times, yeah, I've
1007
01:00:05.179 --> 01:00:07.199
never picked up on that, but yeah, that's interesting.
1008
01:00:09.219 --> 01:00:11.519
It lets the human population build up, and then when
1009
01:00:11.559 --> 01:00:15.500
it comes out of hibernation, over a few generations, its
1010
01:00:15.559 --> 01:00:17.920
existence may have been turned into myth or something, and
1011
01:00:17.940 --> 01:00:21.300
then it hunts the population down again, right? So this
1012
01:00:21.360 --> 01:00:23.449
is the thing he came up with. Because its brain
1013
01:00:23.489 --> 01:00:26.309
structure is so different, and because it's such an excellent predator,
1014
01:00:27.190 --> 01:00:31.380
and it's totally, completely sociopathic, Because as you would need
1015
01:00:31.400 --> 01:00:33.099
to be if you're chewing on something, right? It's just
1016
01:00:33.139 --> 01:00:35.820
a total, it's basically like a serial killer on steroids
1017
01:00:35.840 --> 01:00:38.719
that like we've never seen. It's like mixing a serial
1018
01:00:38.760 --> 01:00:43.139
killer with a particle physicist like Einstein. But he came
1019
01:00:43.179 --> 01:00:46.380
up with this thing where its visual cortex is different
1020
01:00:46.420 --> 01:00:48.909
to a human and it calculates like horizontal and vertical
1021
01:00:49.030 --> 01:00:52.329
simultaneously to look, it's like a pattern recognition system for hunting.
1022
01:00:52.849 --> 01:00:56.409
And up until only a few thousand years ago, there
1023
01:00:56.429 --> 01:00:59.650
were no right angles in nature. Nature was nature. But
1024
01:00:59.690 --> 01:01:03.889
humans started building, you know, Euclidean geometry buildings, the Greek
1025
01:01:04.550 --> 01:01:10.070
Parthenons and stuff. And that caused an overlap in its
1026
01:01:10.090 --> 01:01:13.400
visual cortex that looks like a right angle. And it
1027
01:01:13.519 --> 01:01:18.099
sent the vampires into grand mole epileptic seizures. So we
1028
01:01:18.159 --> 01:01:20.159
misinterpreted that as holding up crosses.
1029
01:01:21.360 --> 01:01:21.579
Right.
1030
01:01:23.840 --> 01:01:25.059
So it just can't go to cities.
1031
01:01:25.699 --> 01:01:28.639
Well, it can't go anywhere that humans move to. And
1032
01:01:28.679 --> 01:01:30.559
so they died off, right?
1033
01:01:30.880 --> 01:01:32.179
Wow.
1034
01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:33.639
It's crazy.
1035
01:01:34.019 --> 01:01:36.119
That's a great idea.
1036
01:01:36.159 --> 01:01:39.719
Yeah, he's really talented. So the idea is basically that
1037
01:01:40.280 --> 01:01:43.010
some pharmaceutical company would will them back out of, like,
1038
01:01:43.090 --> 01:01:46.849
Neanderthal DNA. They're doing gene therapy to basically bring this
1039
01:01:47.010 --> 01:01:50.670
out of humans again. But it's similar to AI, where
1040
01:01:50.949 --> 01:01:54.940
once it crosses a certain threshold... it's way smarter than
1041
01:01:54.960 --> 01:01:57.530
the people that are, that are willing it out through
1042
01:01:57.570 --> 01:02:00.230
gene therapy. And all of a sudden you have a
1043
01:02:00.349 --> 01:02:04.230
real problem on your hands, right? Where, I mean, it's
1044
01:02:04.250 --> 01:02:06.389
sort of like describing it like a bunch of cows
1045
01:02:06.469 --> 01:02:10.510
went and genetically willed a wolf into being right. The
1046
01:02:10.550 --> 01:02:12.739
wolf doesn't want to be caged in by the cows.
1047
01:02:13.199 --> 01:02:13.519
Right.
1048
01:02:14.019 --> 01:02:17.239
And it's also a fascinating concept that we're a pest
1049
01:02:17.360 --> 01:02:20.420
species that's grown like a mold around the planet because
1050
01:02:20.480 --> 01:02:24.449
our natural predators, has been absent for a few hundred
1051
01:02:24.469 --> 01:02:25.050
thousand years.
1052
01:02:26.070 --> 01:02:27.989
That is a wild premise.
1053
01:02:28.090 --> 01:02:28.309
Yeah.
1054
01:02:28.570 --> 01:02:31.369
I love that. That sounds like a fantastic movie.
1055
01:02:31.800 --> 01:02:31.969
Yeah.
1056
01:02:32.110 --> 01:02:34.170
I hope it will be. Are you going to do it?
1057
01:02:34.539 --> 01:02:34.739
Yeah.
1058
01:02:34.780 --> 01:02:35.900
This is what I'm, I spoke to.
1059
01:02:35.860 --> 01:02:36.219
Peter about it.
1060
01:02:36.219 --> 01:02:36.969
You're working on it right now?
1061
01:02:36.980 --> 01:02:37.079
Yeah.
1062
01:02:37.420 --> 01:02:38.199
When's it going to happen?
1063
01:02:38.440 --> 01:02:38.739
I don't know.
1064
01:02:38.780 --> 01:02:40.119
We're just like early phases now.
1065
01:02:40.480 --> 01:02:41.059
Fuck.
1066
01:02:41.420 --> 01:02:41.579
Yeah.
1067
01:02:42.219 --> 01:02:44.000
Dude, that sounds amazing. Did you ever see 30 Days
1068
01:02:44.039 --> 01:02:44.389
of Night?
1069
01:02:44.840 --> 01:02:45.929
Yeah. Did you like it?
1070
01:02:46.130 --> 01:02:46.329
Yeah.
1071
01:02:46.449 --> 01:02:48.789
David Slade was making that film when I was in
1072
01:02:48.809 --> 01:02:50.090
New Zealand making District 9.
1073
01:02:50.090 --> 01:02:54.469
So I met him in the, 30 Days of Night
1074
01:02:54.489 --> 01:02:57.230
is a fucking amazing film. Have you seen that?
1075
01:02:57.710 --> 01:02:58.530
Yeah, it's good.
1076
01:03:01.150 --> 01:03:07.250
It's a fucking... Like, who's the guy? He didn't. Usually, like,
1077
01:03:07.889 --> 01:03:11.579
it's a case of like, yeah, so-so, so-so. This is
1078
01:03:11.639 --> 01:03:12.300
his story.
1079
01:03:12.719 --> 01:03:14.400
No, no, you see, he mentioned the guy he's working
1080
01:03:14.420 --> 01:03:14.780
on it with.
1081
01:03:15.219 --> 01:03:15.480
Did he?
1082
01:03:15.500 --> 01:03:17.420
Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1083
01:03:19.079 --> 01:03:19.440
Yeah.
1084
01:03:20.260 --> 01:03:22.099
I see what you mean, though. It's like, it's such
1085
01:03:22.139 --> 01:03:23.280
a wild theory.
1086
01:03:23.940 --> 01:03:24.099
Mm-hmm.
1087
01:03:24.599 --> 01:03:26.320
Does someone just go, oh, fuck it, I'll just think
1088
01:03:26.340 --> 01:03:26.880
this shit up?
1089
01:03:27.400 --> 01:03:27.639
Yeah.
1090
01:03:28.340 --> 01:03:33.929
Right angles, yeah, that's why it's a cross. Or is
1091
01:03:33.969 --> 01:03:39.889
it real? Did he just give us the fucking source
1092
01:03:39.929 --> 01:03:40.409
code there?
1093
01:03:44.230 --> 01:03:45.329
I think there's, like.
1094
01:03:45.389 --> 01:03:48.449
Because where's that film? That was fucking years ago, Lee.
1095
01:03:51.889 --> 01:04:00.780
Yeah, how long ago? Three years? Trip writing, all that
1096
01:04:00.800 --> 01:04:02.519
sort of stuff. Could we just film it now?
1097
01:04:03.500 --> 01:04:08.900
Five years ago. Wow. That clip was from five years ago.
1098
01:04:08.920 --> 01:04:10.719
I don't know when the original Joe Rogan was.
1099
01:04:11.519 --> 01:04:17.760
Crazy. Probably around that time. Yeah, I don't know. I
1100
01:04:17.780 --> 01:04:25.679
just wonder the... Wouldn't it be crazy if... Like, you know,
1101
01:04:25.699 --> 01:04:29.940
we talk about disclosure and stuff like that. Wouldn't it
1102
01:04:29.960 --> 01:04:32.010
be crazy if that was the most palatable way that
1103
01:04:32.030 --> 01:04:33.949
they've worked out how to tell us what's going on?
1104
01:04:37.050 --> 01:04:38.090
Yeah, it would.
1105
01:04:38.110 --> 01:04:39.610
Just, like, fucking tell them it's aliens.
1106
01:04:39.630 --> 01:04:39.710
What?
1107
01:04:39.949 --> 01:04:43.409
It's not aliens? They're fucking aliens? Just tell them it's
1108
01:04:43.570 --> 01:04:44.289
fucking aliens.
1109
01:04:44.369 --> 01:04:47.880
If we tell them that they're fucking... Listen, if we
1110
01:04:47.920 --> 01:04:49.820
tell them that they've been taking cows.
1111
01:04:51.679 --> 01:04:55.960
Because they're quite partial to cows. But if we tell
1112
01:04:56.019 --> 01:05:00.679
them to take humans as well, the reason why they're
1113
01:05:00.699 --> 01:05:02.699
doing it is because they're fucking eating you.
1114
01:05:06.559 --> 01:05:07.880
It's going to affect the stock market.
1115
01:05:08.760 --> 01:05:09.000
Yeah.
1116
01:05:11.679 --> 01:05:12.000
It is.
1117
01:05:14.420 --> 01:05:14.659
It is.
1118
01:05:14.679 --> 01:05:17.460
It's creepy. It's creepy.
1119
01:05:18.219 --> 01:05:19.900
Just quickly, for a bit of fun, because I did
1120
01:05:19.920 --> 01:05:20.599
want to ask you this.
1121
01:05:21.219 --> 01:05:21.440
Go on.
1122
01:05:22.250 --> 01:05:24.909
And in the comment section, I want to know as well.
1123
01:05:25.050 --> 01:05:27.829
Because there might be a fucking missing one that I've
1124
01:05:27.869 --> 01:05:40.460
not seen. Favourite vampire film?
1125
01:05:43.239 --> 01:05:47.030
I was always... They're not my favourites. Hang on.
1126
01:05:47.610 --> 01:05:50.409
I want favourite. The best one.
1127
01:05:51.320 --> 01:05:55.760
See, my heart wants to say one of the horror
1128
01:05:55.860 --> 01:05:58.579
ones of Christopher Lee, but I can't remember which one
1129
01:05:58.599 --> 01:06:01.119
it is. I remember owning it on VHS when I
1130
01:06:01.139 --> 01:06:01.679
was a kid.
1131
01:06:01.699 --> 01:06:06.079
Did it have lots of Chinese people in it?
1132
01:06:07.000 --> 01:06:11.360
No. He was brought back because they found some of
1133
01:06:11.380 --> 01:06:12.960
the blood of Dracula. I think it was called the
1134
01:06:12.980 --> 01:06:19.199
blood of Dracula. That would make sense. But I can't
1135
01:06:19.219 --> 01:06:22.219
because it's like, If I watch it now, probably be
1136
01:06:22.260 --> 01:06:26.639
pretty shit. I've had a hankering to watch Interview with
1137
01:06:26.659 --> 01:06:33.070
the Vampire for a while. Yeah.
1138
01:06:33.449 --> 01:06:35.349
I fucking love Interview with the Vampire.
1139
01:06:37.329 --> 01:06:40.230
I think it probably would be Interview with the Vampire.
1140
01:06:41.130 --> 01:06:44.789
Yeah, that is a damn good fucking vampire story. Do
1141
01:06:44.949 --> 01:06:46.130
you like 30 Days at Night?
1142
01:06:46.170 --> 01:06:46.610
First Blade.
1143
01:06:48.150 --> 01:06:50.929
First blade yeah first blade's good but that's just a
1144
01:06:50.969 --> 01:06:54.280
fucking i mean a proper fucking vampire film.
1145
01:06:54.780 --> 01:06:59.460
Probably the best vampire film wasn't made because they put
1146
01:06:59.519 --> 01:07:04.960
will smith in um oh yeah post-apocalyptic film but like
1147
01:07:05.000 --> 01:07:10.420
my favorite favorite vampire story is the book of um
1148
01:07:11.260 --> 01:07:13.539
what's that what's the film i am legend i am
1149
01:07:13.599 --> 01:07:18.519
legend yeah that book is fucking phenomenal phenomenal.
1150
01:07:18.369 --> 01:07:23.949
So the book is that Will Smith is the vampire hunter?
1151
01:07:24.820 --> 01:07:27.199
Yeah, I don't want to. People should go and read it.
1152
01:07:27.860 --> 01:07:32.380
Right. Go fucking read the book, people. And if you
1153
01:07:32.400 --> 01:07:34.380
can't read, that's why you're listening to this.
1154
01:07:34.800 --> 01:07:41.119
Audiobook. Yeah, it's fucking great. It's the same way. I've
1155
01:07:42.860 --> 01:07:48.139
never understood why they didn't do a proper... either TV
1156
01:07:48.400 --> 01:07:52.929
or it would make a great television show, um, adaptation
1157
01:07:53.219 --> 01:07:56.090
of world war Z, like the actual book.
1158
01:07:56.789 --> 01:07:58.050
Yeah.
1159
01:07:58.090 --> 01:07:59.690
Do you know what the difference is between the book
1160
01:07:59.710 --> 01:08:00.230
and the movie?
1161
01:08:02.070 --> 01:08:03.730
Is, is the, the book vampires?
1162
01:08:04.369 --> 01:08:09.409
No, uh, world war Z is a, uh, it's, it's
1163
01:08:09.949 --> 01:08:14.449
written through the eyes of a reporter that travels the
1164
01:08:14.489 --> 01:08:20.739
world after the zombie apocalypse. has been like controlled and
1165
01:08:20.779 --> 01:08:25.460
he interviewed in. So each chapter is interviewing another survivor
1166
01:08:25.979 --> 01:08:29.520
with a story about, so that like, for instance, there
1167
01:08:29.560 --> 01:08:32.779
was an, um, uh, one, which was a ship captain
1168
01:08:32.819 --> 01:08:37.579
that was trying to get uninfected people over the, um, Oh,
1169
01:08:37.659 --> 01:08:40.739
like over the, over a river to, to safety. And
1170
01:08:41.010 --> 01:08:44.149
I think it was something that like the boat went
1171
01:08:45.189 --> 01:08:47.229
and then they docked on the other, other side, uh,
1172
01:08:49.239 --> 01:08:52.050
But we didn't realise the motherfuckers could walk underwater. And
1173
01:08:52.069 --> 01:08:53.970
the zombies came to them because they just walked across
1174
01:08:53.989 --> 01:08:54.489
the seabed.
1175
01:08:54.869 --> 01:08:55.810
Fucking bastards.
1176
01:08:57.329 --> 01:09:02.489
Yeah, the book is fucking like, that's the best zombie book.
1177
01:09:03.439 --> 01:09:04.479
Or best zombie story.
1178
01:09:07.819 --> 01:09:11.699
I feel like we need to hit zombies now. I
1179
01:09:11.720 --> 01:09:14.659
think we are due a zombie podcast.
1180
01:09:14.680 --> 01:09:20.100
We are due a zombie podcast. Yeah, maybe we do
1181
01:09:20.119 --> 01:09:21.979
some looking into that and do one next week.
1182
01:09:22.640 --> 01:09:24.640
Yeah, get ready for that.
1183
01:09:25.100 --> 01:09:27.090
Yeah, tell us if you like more shows like this,
1184
01:09:27.149 --> 01:09:30.729
like more fun, fucking a bit weird ones. We can
1185
01:09:30.770 --> 01:09:35.029
try and put more stuff together for you like this.
1186
01:09:36.149 --> 01:09:41.899
We'll be back tomorrow with more, more podcast. We hope
1187
01:09:41.920 --> 01:09:44.539
you'll be back with us. If you're not, we're probably
1188
01:09:44.560 --> 01:09:45.460
going to tell your mum on you.
1189
01:09:46.739 --> 01:09:47.000
Yeah.
1190
01:09:48.569 --> 01:09:51.180
It's just the type of people we are. Ollie, take
1191
01:09:51.220 --> 01:09:51.539
us out.
1192
01:09:51.560 --> 01:09:53.479
Okay.
1193
01:09:53.859 --> 01:09:54.600
Say goodnight, Ollie.
1194
01:09:56.239 --> 01:09:56.760
Goodnight, Ollie.
1195
01:09:58.180 --> 01:09:58.439
Ollie.
1196
01:09:59.060 --> 01:09:59.500
Not Ollie.
1197
01:10:00.260 --> 01:10:00.500
Ollie?
1198
01:10:01.550 --> 01:10:02.239
The photographer.
1199
01:10:03.590 --> 01:10:04.970
I don't need to. She's in the basement.