POCs Unite!

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There is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known
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to man it is a dimension as vast as space
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and as timeless as infinity it is the middle ground
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between light and shadow between science and superstition and it
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lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit
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of his knowledge this is the dimension of imaginations It
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is an area which we call.
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That's based with Caleb Salvador. I'm just asking for an
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eight ball and two million dollars. Are you the criminals
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from the statistics?
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You people make me envy the deaf and the blind.
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I just have a very hard time expressing my emotions
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and I can't stop from yelling.
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Sometimes it's a good day to die. Sometimes it's a
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good day to beat the shit out of my grandma.
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That's based. We are back. Return of the Mac. We
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told you we were taking a two week hiatus. We
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had a trip to California to the West Coast for
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Mia's birthday. Then we came back home and then I
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packed my shit up and I headed right back to
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Las Vegas. But we are officially back like we never left.
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I'm your host, as always, Caleb Savitor. We're putting from
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somewhere underground. We're laughing our way through the end of days.
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We do this every Wednesday live on the TikTok at
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9 p.m. Central Standard Time. And then we're airing on
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audio every Saturday wherever you get shows that we're not
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banned from. This is That's Based, where, well, the second
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half of the show we're going to do unsolicited advice
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where Mia has scoured the Internet looking for some folks
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who need help, but not from dickheads like us. We
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were supposed to have a guest tonight, but he canceled
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because he's throwing his house and he has to work
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on it. So that's fine. That's fine. This Saturday, the
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5th of September, if you are in the Omaha metro area,
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we are doing our quarterly roast battles. I got to
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find a better word than quarterly. Quarterly makes it sound
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like a LinkedIn post. We do roast battles every couple
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of months at Beach House Bar just north of 103rd
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and 4th Street in Omaha. And if you head over
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there at 9 p.m., you can get a ticket for
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$ 10 cash at the door or on eTix. I said
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we only do this every couple of months. Now, normally
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when we do these shows at the Beach House, I
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will donate a portion of the money or all of
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my profit really to somebody who needs it. We don't
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deal with a lot of charities. We find either like
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a church that's doing a fundraiser for somebody who really
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got screwed up or somebody who really needs the help.
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We've done for sick kids and things like that. This month, however,
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is going to be different. This month is going to
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be a little bit different because I, your boy right here,
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just replaced his sewer line. Or just replaced my sewer line.
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So I am the charity this month. All proceeds go
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to me. And helping me recover from the great financial
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draining of 2026, we're calling it. No pun intended whatsoever.
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It's always fun. When you get back from out of
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town to find your floor drain gurgling. We survived, though.
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It's all fixed. I can shit and shower in my
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own home, as the plumber said, and we've made it out. Mia,
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how does it feel to be able to shower in
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your own home once again?
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Just took a shower and it felt amazing.
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Yep, that's right.
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Didn't have to go to your grandma's house.
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Didn't have to go to my grandma's house. I don't
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have to run to the grocery store to take a
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shit anymore. Now, the great thing about being a guy,
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the great thing about being a guy is when your
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plumbing is out is if you got a piss, you
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can just walk to the backyard. I got it. I
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have no neighbors. There's creeks and woods around me. All
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I got to do is walk to my shed and
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I'm good for women. It gets a little bit more complicated,
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but we made it. We made it. That's all that matters.
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That's a here. Do you want to know what I
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learned while we were out of town? Because we stayed
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in an Airbnb and let me tell you, I don't understand.
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I truly don't. I don't understand how Airbnb as a
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company is still in business. Because do you remember when
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Airbnb and Uber first came out, they were filling a
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gap because people were sick of hotels and they were
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sick of taxi cabs. So Airbnb and Uber came along
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and it was this really cool novelty. And for a minute,
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we thought they were going to replace them full on.
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And something changed along the way. I saw Airbnb has
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got a massive, decrease in sales like 70 plus percent
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over the last couple of years and it's because they
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run these people these airbnb owners they run these houses
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like concentration camps i mean we get to the airbnb
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and they're telling they give you a chore list and
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Before you leave, before you check out, you've got to
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do all this ridiculous stuff. I mean, I'm pretty sure
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work on the foundation of the house was one of
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the things that was listed. I had to repair the
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foundation of the house before I could check out, or
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they were going to fine me $ 500. I was down,
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10 feet down in a trench, putting up those little
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pins to hold the house of the Airbnb up, or
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they were going to fine us $ 500. Right? For our stay.
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I mean, it's complete. Obviously, I'm being a little exaggerative,
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but it's completely insane. The type of stuff these Airbnb
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owners require. Whereas a hotel, I feel like a hotel
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expects you to leave your empty bottles and your jizz
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and whatever else, your bodily fluids all over the room.
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In fact, the hotel might fine you for not making
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a mess out of it. They're like, we're not paying
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these illegal immigrants to come clean your room for nothing.
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You got to make a little bit of a mess.
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I feel like the hotels expect it. And then don't
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even Uber has gotten even worse as well. Uber was
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great when it came out. And I think Uber, it's
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still got more of a place than Airbnb did. But
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Uber was revolutionary because calling a cab used to be
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a pain in the ass. And it was kind of
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a shameful experience because it made you look like a pussy.
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But an Uber, you pull a little app out on
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your phone. It was usually cheaper than the cab was.
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They'd get there quicker. It was clean. And more often
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than not, do you remember the early days of Uber?
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The types of drivers you'd get? Mia, do you remember
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the drivers you'd get? So you didn't party enough is
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what you're saying. I can tell you the early days
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of Uber. I only threw up in one and it
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was out the window. So nothing happened. I didn't get
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fined or anything like that. When you hired an Uber
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in like 2016, 2017, Every now and then you'd get
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a foreigner, but more often than not, it was like
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a middle-aged dude who was just trying to pay his
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car off a little bit quicker. And he worked like
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a normal nine to five day job and he'd drive
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on Friday or Saturday. The foreigners drove during the day,
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but he'd drive on Friday or Saturday. That's changed. Uber
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has been completely overrun by retarded foreigners who don't speak
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any English, don't know their way around the city because
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they've only been there for three months. And they don't
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know how to read the signs. It is a complete
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disaster trying to work with an Uber. We went down
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to a concert downtown at the bright idea of getting
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an Uber back a couple of months ago. We saw Hardy,
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for those of you that are wondering. And I hire
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an Uber. This is at the big convention center downtown.
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We go and stand in the rideshare pickup zone, right,
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for the Uber to come get us. This guy calls
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me after like 20 minutes. This guy calls me and
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he's like, I could find you. I could find you.
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What are you? I go, dude, I'm literally sitting in
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the rideshare pickup zone. What is that? It's right in
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front of the, oh, did we get a warning?
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Flag for hate speech and hateful behavior.
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Are we kicked off?
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Repeated violations could result in your life being discontinued.
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Oh, you Chinese commie fucks. Go ahead. Take it off.
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Oh, now it's restricted for some audiences.
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Well, it's just the audio audience that's going to hear
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it today. What did I say? What did I do?
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Seven minutes in.
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Which one of you pussies reported me? I'm going to
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jump through that screen and choke you to death. Who
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did it? I want to know. Send me your address.
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I'll be there tomorrow. Actually, no. Tomorrow I have got
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a date with... hotel front desk manager, who's really going
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to hear it from me after I got upcharged. But
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so we call the Uber and this guy spends 20
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minutes looking for, I finally just hung up the phone
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and canceled it. And then he tried to back charge me.
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This guy was 10 feet away from where he needed
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to be. It turned out 10 feet away from where
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he needed to be. He couldn't find the Uber and
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Lyft pickup zone because he could not read the sign.
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So I call another one. And again, it's a guy
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who doesn't speak English, but at least this guy could
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find us. And he's got a cracked windshield. Remember this guy?
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He's got a cracked windshield. The car smells like smoke.
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He's cutting across three lanes of traffic. He was an
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Asian guy, so we can't really knock him on the
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poor driving. What? I'm getting kicked out. I can't be racist.
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Is that what you're saying? We might as well cancel
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the whole show then if I can't be racist. He's
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swerving across three different lanes of traffic. It was completely insane. And,
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but yes, I will not hire. I think I'm going
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to go back to cabs. That's that's the point I'm
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making here. I think we're going back to cabs. I
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think I've had it. But it was good in California
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because we got to go wine tasting. We got to go.
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Did you guys know that the point of wine tasting
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is not to just outpace everybody at the table? Did
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you know that I'm getting my wine and I'm just
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throwing it back like shots? Evidently, that's not what you're
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supposed to do. I was under the impression going into
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this that the point of wine tasting was to drink
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it as fast as you possibly could to get as
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drunk as quickly as you possibly could, become obnoxious and
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ruin the time for everybody else. That's what I was
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under the impression wine tasting wasn't. Turned out it wasn't.
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There was a whole thing to wine tasting. How much
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do you know about the wine, Mia? How much do
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you know?
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I know a whole lot now.
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Oh, thanks to Ethan. Ethan, for those of you that
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are OG listeners to the show, we once talked about
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a guy in New Mexico named Dennis who knew everything
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there was to know about UFOs and aliens. Ethan is
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the wine, Dennis. Ethan, we should get Ethan on the show.
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And I'll just hand him the mic and I'll take
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a nap because that's what would happen. I wish I
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was as passionate about about anything as this guy is
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about wine. Truly.
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Truly.
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Okay. What are we doing here? Do we have WTF Wednesday?
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Or can I say WTF as we get kicked off?
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I can say it? Okay.
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Just be cautious.
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Oh, I'll be cautious. All right. About to just drop
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three slurs. All right. First one here for WTF Wednesday.
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Paranormal vision send Honduran children to hospital. What? What? A
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group of children traveling home from a football game in Honduras.
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By the way, it's soccer. That's not the real football.
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American football is the real football.
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Football.
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Football. Gay ball. Yeah. A group of children traveling home
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from a soccer game in Honduras needed to be hospitalized
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after they began having visions of eerie figures and entities.
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According to a local media report, the unsettling... Someone's calling me.
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According to a local media report, the unsettling incident occurred
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this past weekend as the youngsters were riding a bus
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back from the community of El Corpus. The trip took
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a troubling turn when nine of the children suddenly began
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making some rather unusual claims. They say they saw strange things.
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Recalled the director of the program overseeing the kids, specifically
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a woman with an extremely odd face and a boy
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says he saw something like a goblin up in a tree.
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Some of the other afflicted children reported seeing skulls and
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similarly frightening figures. When the youngsters subsequently started fainting, panic
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understandably swept through the bus, which was quickly diverted to
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a nearby hospital. Because of the visions, it was initially
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suspected the kids could have been drugged or poisoned. However,
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doctors soon determined they had simply succumbed to heat stroke.
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The case in Honduras over the week. Wow. That's always good.
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You know what? It'll toughen them up. It'll toughen them up.
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You know what? The children need to suffer from heat
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stroke every now and then. I think it makes them stronger.
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Are we really? Are we really going to go after
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these children with heat stroke or these parents that were
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just trying to toughen the kids up? It says it
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was followed by an eerily similar story out of India
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that occurred on Monday. In that instance, classes as speaking
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of septic issues, India and that. How quick can we
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get kicked off? Classes at a high school reportedly came
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to a halt when a student began inexplicably screaming, which
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sent her terrified classmates fleeing from the room. Word soon
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spread among the youngsters that the girl had seen a ghost,
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which had prompted hundreds of the kids to stay home
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for the following day. School officials insisted it was not
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paranormal and instead attributed the odd event to an unspecified illness. Weirdly,
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there have now been four such peculiar cases this month.
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Over the weekend, a ghost panic shut down a clothing
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factory in Bangladesh. Last week, supernatural possession rumors led to
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a school dormitory being abandoned in India. Okay. Whatever. While
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as with the aforementioned events... Listen, India's too stinky for ghosts.
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They're not going to hang out down there. They're just not.
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While as with the aforementioned events, authorities and officials put
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forward perfectly plausible explanations for each of the unsettling incidents,
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one cannot help but notice the eerie trend and wonder
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if the proverbial veil between our world and the other
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side might be thinning just a bit. What do you think?
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Do you think the veil's thinning? Do you think the
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veil's thinning just a tad?
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No.
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No?
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No. I think the perfectly logical explanations that they put
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together are probably accurate.
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I like it. I like it because I think that
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I can't wait to see the ghost-human collabs, you know?
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The podcast appearances from the ghosts. Like, could you imagine
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Abe Lincoln on Call Her Daddy? That's the kind of
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stuff I want to see. I think it's great. I
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hope the veil is thinning between our world and theirs.
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You know, Joe Rogan will get, like, Gandhi or somebody
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on his show, and Gandhi will be talking about all
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his struggles being imprisoned and his hunger strike. And Rogan
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will be like, so have you ever tried DMT, man?
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It'll be a good time. It'll be a good time.
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In other news, did you hear? Bonnie Blue, the porn
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star famous for having sex with 1,000 men in 24 hours,
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gave birth. To her first child. You know what? I
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respect the hustle here. How did they find a way
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to time it? The one time this woman gives birth
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and is in the news. The one time in human
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history where she is not the worst mother that's in
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the news right now. The one time she found the
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one time she timed it nine months ago. It's like,
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all right, I'm going to get knocked up now. Her
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trial starts then. I'm going to be popping nine months
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when Lindsay Clancy's trial is going on, you know, a.k.a.
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QAnon for retarded, ugly white women, as I call Lindsay Clancy.
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What were you going to say?
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Do you think it's Dolly Parton reincarnated?
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It could be Dolly Parton reincarnated. I didn't even think
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of that. Is it a boy or a girl?
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I don't know.
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I say I don't keep up on Bonnie Blue. Maybe
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you do. OK, what's this creepy AI generated cat in
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the hat?
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This is the one I was laughing about.
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Claims prompt police response in UK and Ireland. No need
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to watch this video?
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No, you don't need to watch the video.
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In a side of our strange times, authorities in the
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UK and Ireland were forced to issue a statement debunking AI-generated... Dude,
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thank God AI wasn't a thing when the clown thing
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was going on. Could you imagine how they would have
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terrorized the schools with that? Were focused to issue a
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statement debunking AI-generated videos and photos of an unsettling individual
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dressed as the cat in the hat and hanging around
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various communities. Can we just say that that's one of
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the scariest kids' movies ever made, The Cat in the Hat?
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That thing is creepy. Who on earth sees a giant
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man-like cat and just lets it into the house? If
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my kids did that, I would string them up by
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the tree in the backyard and whip them. There's no...
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You let the... Look, look. It's one thing to let
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the nice lady that turns out to be a witch
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who's offering free sweets like Hansel and Gretel. I get
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all that. You let a giant freak in a red
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and white top hat that's a human-sized cat into my house?
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I'm going to Lindsay Clancy my kids if they do that.
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I'm going to be so fucking mad. Do you understand me?
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If my kids did that, I would understand where she
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was coming from. says this but that's a joke i
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don't even have kids so go ahead and report me
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to cps they'll come over we'll have a beer and
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a good laugh about it the particular trend uh reportedly
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began earlier this month when the weird media which often
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resembles something captured by a doorbell camera spread like wildfire
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on social media with claims the oddly dead stranger had
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recently been spotted the fantastic tale and accompanying photos and
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videos fooled many citizens who wondered if the curious character
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had sinister intentions and marveled at their appearances in multiple
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areas in a fashion similar to the creepy clowns. Oh,
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they're just copying now. They're just copying now. Oh, we're
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getting some more viewers. See, TikTok, you can't, TikTok, you
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can't keep a real, I'm not gonna say it, down.
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That'd be funny. You can't keep a black man down, TikTok.
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Good luck. You can't keep a real brother down, okay?
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You can try and censor my live. We're going to
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persevere either way. Okay? Remarkably, the chatter surrounding the mysterious
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stranger became significant enough that police departments in Ireland and
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the UK eventually stepped forward to squash the rumors. An
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unusual turn of events. We're hearing a lot about the
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elusive Dr. Seuss character doing the rounds online, apparently causing
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havoc in neighborhoods and towns across the country. Ireland's Wexford Garda.
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What the hell kind of name is that? Said in
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a statement, fortunately... We can rule out the issue, which
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is essentially an AI prompt that places the character into
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images and videos of familiar places. To be clear, the
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cat in the hat was not in your driveway while
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you were out. Police in Glasgow, Dublin, Limerick, and other
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cities followed suit with similar warnings, likely hoping to prevent
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calls from terrified residents fooled by the hook. See, there's
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two types of people in this world. There's two types
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of people in this world when they see the cat
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in the hat on their ring doorbell. There's the people
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that get terrified and they go, run to the police
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and they run to the news and then there's the
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people like me the people like me who sit on
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their porch and all black at three o'clock in the
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morning with a shotgun hoping we can confront it because
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we're just itching for something to make us feel again
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There's two types of people in this world. I ask
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you guys, which one are you? Would you call the
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police if you saw the cat in the hat on
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our ring cam? No. No?
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I don't think so. I'd call you.
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You'd call, oh, I'd, we have a rule in our house.
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Unless I'm like far away, you call me, not the police.
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I will come, I will take care of the problem permanently.
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And it won't be an issue anymore. All right, let's
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get into unsolicited advice. Let's roll first here, another anonymous
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Facebook user. This is always good when someone's too much
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of a coward to put their own name by their post.
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Am I the a-hole for booking a holiday solo? My
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boyfriend wanted to go on with me. Yes, because you're
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a woman. So I, 29 female and boyfriend, 33 male,
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have been together four years, just about on and off.
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Boyfriend has a record of lying to me, which I'm
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not impressed about, including his gambling addiction. Hold on. Hold on.
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You say gambling addiction. I say a hardworking man who
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is trying to come up with some generational wealth so
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you don't have to work anymore. So we are people
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of the casino, you know, like they have people of color.
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We're also POCs, people of casinos. And we take great
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offense to you referring to our chosen way of earning
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a living as an addiction. As a POC myself, I
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have a problem with you talking about my people this
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way in such a negative factor. If you haven't been
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a degenerate gambler at any point in your life, keep
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your mouth shut, honey. Okay? When I go to the casino,
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when I go throw my mortgage down on black at
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the roulette table, it's because of my postpartum depression. Okay?
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That's why I did it. So don't talk bad about
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us POCs, people of casinos. It says, including his gambling addiction,
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which he's lied to me multiple times, saying he stopped,
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but clearly hasn't. How much do you want to bet
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that he stopped? We have been staying for over two years.
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We have been staying for over two years. We like
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to visit somewhere in the Caribbean. We're from the UK,
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and I won't say where for privacy reasons, and it'd
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take us a while to save up for it. Brokey! However,
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he kept saying we'd book it. However, he kept gambling
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more and more. Well, he was trying to pay for
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the trip, right? Why is this so hard for her
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to figure out? He was trying to pay for the trip.
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He kept gambling more and more away, including his entire
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paycheck in one night. Luckily, we both still live at
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home with our parents, not married and no kids. He
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knows I love traveling. One of my goals is to
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see the world. I asked if we could book for
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my wife. Why don't you start in Vegas? You can
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start by seeing the world in Vegas. You've got Rome.
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You've got Paris. You've got Egypt.
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I hate Vegas. Just joined.
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I hate Vegas. And they left right after. Because I
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was talking about how much they hate my people. I mean,
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in Vegas, you've got, you can see Egypt. You can
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see Paris. You can see France. Or excuse me, you
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can see Rome. All in the same place. New York City.
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All in the same place. Why would you not? You
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even got like old English castles there. I wouldn't set
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foot in that one. Unless you want bed bugs. But,
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I mean, you can see the whole world in Vegas.
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And he can gamble. You're sitting here, the man believes
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in himself enough to gamble his entire paycheck, and here
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you are disparaging him for it. He should break up
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with you. My advice here is for your boyfriend, your poor,
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innocent boyfriend, who wants nothing more than to provide you
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with the life of your dreams and believes in himself
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enough to go put his entire paycheck into a slot
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machine to do it. My advice for that poor man is,
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is to get the hell away from his toxic, manipulative,
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abusive girlfriend. That's my advice to him. You are controlling him.
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You are a narcissist. You are a sociopath. You are
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abusing your boyfriend, not physically, but mentally, by telling him
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he can't pursue his passions. How toxic can you be?
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I'm going to spend this entire episode acting like a
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radical feminist, but reversed, okay? It said, once again, he's
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been gambling, so I thought, fuck it, and booked my
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own for a solo adventure. I've begged, cried, pleaded, and
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given ultimatums for him to stop gambling, but he just
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outright refuses therapy. Could you imagine, could you imagine if
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a man asked a woman to stop doing something like this?
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And go to therapy. Like, could you imagine if I
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was like, hey, or if a man goes out and
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he goes, hey, you're kind of insufferable on your period.
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Can you please stop getting it? And she declined. Could
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you imagine the monster that the liberal media would paint
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him as? And here you are asking him to give
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up the one thing in his life that makes him happy.
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This is toxic. This is manipulative. This is controlling. And
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I think we as POCs, people of casinos, should not
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put up with this. That's my two cents. This refuses therapy, gamblers,
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anonymous meetings, and anything that can help him. I thought
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he's being selfish, putting gambling and lying above our relationship.
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So time for me to make a selfish decision of
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my own. It's right. You are selfish. I'm glad you
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can admit that. Selfish late nights at the casino. He's
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over there grinding it out late nights at the casino
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till 2, 3, 4 o'clock in the morning trying to
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give you the life you've always dreamed of and you
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can't respect him for it. Disgusts me. Disgusts me. You
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are gambler phobic. I would go as far to say.
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Says gambling and lying about our relationship. Time for me
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to make a selfish decision of my own as I'm
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fed up waiting for him to get his shit together
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00:26:08.809 --> 00:26:11.509
and take accountability and I'm not going to wait around forever.
475
00:26:12.130 --> 00:26:15.509
just to go on a dream holiday. When I told him,
476
00:26:15.730 --> 00:26:18.009
as I was honest about it, if he was just,
477
00:26:18.150 --> 00:26:20.089
if he asked why I had done it and he
478
00:26:20.130 --> 00:26:23.279
seemed upset and hurt. And I said, because I'm done
479
00:26:23.339 --> 00:26:25.500
waiting around for others and I'm doing it for myself
480
00:26:25.559 --> 00:26:28.279
as I deserve to enjoy my life for not my
481
00:26:28.400 --> 00:26:30.900
enjoy my life. This is one run on sentence. That's
482
00:26:30.920 --> 00:26:32.599
why I'm struggling to read it. See, that's another thing.
483
00:26:32.640 --> 00:26:36.079
You're an illiterate idiot. You're an illiterate idiot. I think
484
00:26:36.140 --> 00:26:41.170
the reason you don't like, um, His gambling is because
485
00:26:41.230 --> 00:26:45.240
you can't read the cards. Says, I deserve to enjoy
486
00:26:45.279 --> 00:26:46.880
my life, not rot away waiting for you to get
487
00:26:46.900 --> 00:26:49.859
yourself together. So am I the a-hole as it is
488
00:26:49.900 --> 00:26:53.099
a dream destination for us both? Absolutely. You're the asshole
489
00:26:53.140 --> 00:26:57.829
in this scenario. You are trying to take down a hardworking,
490
00:26:57.900 --> 00:27:01.529
honest man and take away his ability to earn a
491
00:27:01.589 --> 00:27:04.289
living for himself. So I don't feel bad for you
492
00:27:04.329 --> 00:27:06.930
at all. I think your boyfriend could do much better
493
00:27:06.950 --> 00:27:10.150
than you. He deserves much better than you. And my
494
00:27:10.210 --> 00:27:12.750
advice for you, if you truly love this man, would
495
00:27:12.789 --> 00:27:14.930
be to break up with him so that he can
496
00:27:15.190 --> 00:27:17.869
one day ascend to the heights that we all know
497
00:27:17.930 --> 00:27:20.250
he's destined for. Mia, would you like to add anything?
498
00:27:22.069 --> 00:27:23.150
I think that was pretty good.
499
00:27:23.369 --> 00:27:32.609
See, Mia's married to a POC. Mia's married to a POC. Okay?
500
00:27:34.549 --> 00:27:38.730
She knows the lifestyle of a POC, people of casino life.
501
00:27:40.509 --> 00:27:42.779
She knows all about it. She knows it's not for
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00:27:42.799 --> 00:27:45.980
the weak. And sweetheart, I'm sorry. You're just weak. You
503
00:27:46.019 --> 00:27:47.339
know what? You know how you know I'm not in
504
00:27:47.380 --> 00:27:50.299
a toxic marriage? Because my wife has never once told
505
00:27:50.380 --> 00:27:53.279
me you're spending too much time at the casino. My
506
00:27:53.339 --> 00:27:56.009
wife has never once told me. In fact, just the
507
00:27:56.069 --> 00:27:59.450
other day, just the other day, I'm sitting there watching
508
00:27:59.789 --> 00:28:04.630
the Sacramento State Eastern Michigan football game. And I'm screaming,
509
00:28:05.769 --> 00:28:10.000
screaming expletives and slurs at the freshman kicker. Because he
510
00:28:10.039 --> 00:28:13.049
just cost us our mortgage payment. And my wife had
511
00:28:13.089 --> 00:28:15.410
never been more turned on in her life than she
512
00:28:15.470 --> 00:28:19.390
was watching me do that. She does. She knows how
513
00:28:19.490 --> 00:28:23.670
serious it is. She lets me put my multi-screen college
514
00:28:23.730 --> 00:28:28.079
football game day hub up in my garage. Brings me
515
00:28:28.140 --> 00:28:30.880
beers because she knows how much we have riding on this, right?
516
00:28:32.559 --> 00:28:35.819
That's what you call a ride or die. Not this
517
00:28:35.940 --> 00:28:38.930
trash that we're looking at here. Us POCs have to
518
00:28:38.970 --> 00:28:46.819
stick together. Okay. Another anonymous coward. Another anonymous coward. Put
519
00:28:46.859 --> 00:28:51.000
your names by this. What's the matter with you? Put
520
00:28:51.019 --> 00:28:55.910
your names by these questions. Put your names by these
521
00:28:55.990 --> 00:28:59.769
questions and stop hiding from the world. Do you know
522
00:28:59.809 --> 00:29:01.769
why she was hiding from the world, the last girl?
523
00:29:02.289 --> 00:29:04.309
Because she knew that the POCs were going to have
524
00:29:04.349 --> 00:29:06.630
a problem with it. We dox her. We'd find out
525
00:29:06.650 --> 00:29:08.170
where she worked and we'd get her fired.
526
00:29:08.190 --> 00:29:10.150
I think Warren Buffett just joined.
527
00:29:10.569 --> 00:29:15.130
Wow, Warren. Warren, what about this new gambling idea I've got?
528
00:29:15.170 --> 00:29:16.849
You want to go in on it with me? Good
529
00:29:16.910 --> 00:29:21.839
bankroll my survivor picks this year. Says, my 18-year-old daughter
530
00:29:21.880 --> 00:29:24.000
has a fairly new boyfriend who's a very nice kid,
531
00:29:24.019 --> 00:29:27.200
but as she says, his house is really filthy. Why
532
00:29:27.259 --> 00:29:30.619
is she being so controlling of him? Why is she
533
00:29:30.700 --> 00:29:33.799
telling him how to live? Last week while on vacation
534
00:29:33.819 --> 00:29:38.400
with my daughter, she showed me She had what looked
535
00:29:38.440 --> 00:29:42.000
like flea bites all over. her boyfriend, a dog? Is
536
00:29:42.019 --> 00:29:45.440
he a werewolf? How do you get fleas? We got
537
00:29:45.480 --> 00:29:47.250
home and yes, I found fleas on the dog. I
538
00:29:47.250 --> 00:29:49.650
have a monthly yard spray done by my exterminator in
539
00:29:49.690 --> 00:29:52.250
the summer for fleas, ticks, and mosquitoes. By the way,
540
00:29:52.650 --> 00:29:56.529
biggest scam on the planet. Biggest scam on the planet.
541
00:29:56.890 --> 00:29:59.329
Those people, it's at the point where those people come
542
00:29:59.369 --> 00:30:01.549
and knock on my door and I enjoy answering it
543
00:30:01.569 --> 00:30:04.009
so I can slam it back in their face. You
544
00:30:04.049 --> 00:30:07.769
can buy an entire thing for like 30 bucks at
545
00:30:07.809 --> 00:30:10.380
Home Depot and it'll last you years. Yet these idiots
546
00:30:10.410 --> 00:30:13.799
want you to pay 60 bucks a month for some moron,
547
00:30:13.900 --> 00:30:17.839
some high school dropout dumbass to come spray your yard
548
00:30:17.880 --> 00:30:21.069
with poison. It's a miracle the guy doesn't find a
549
00:30:21.109 --> 00:30:23.650
way to poison himself because he's as illiterate as the
550
00:30:23.710 --> 00:30:26.609
girl that wrote the last story. Never in my life
551
00:30:26.630 --> 00:30:28.910
will I pay. I see the people across the street
552
00:30:29.349 --> 00:30:34.309
pay these thieves to come and do it every freaking month. Insane.
553
00:30:34.890 --> 00:30:36.970
If these people are taking you for your money, you
554
00:30:36.990 --> 00:30:39.779
deserve to lose it. Go buy the spray yourself and
555
00:30:39.819 --> 00:30:46.650
do it. It's not a big deal. Okay. Quarterly service
556
00:30:46.710 --> 00:30:48.829
on my house by the exterminator. Plus, I buy both
557
00:30:48.849 --> 00:30:51.930
dogs Seresto collars each spring. That's actually a good idea.
558
00:30:52.369 --> 00:30:54.690
So I do my part to not have fleas, etc. Anyway,
559
00:30:55.109 --> 00:30:57.029
I asked her to not bring him inside the house
560
00:30:57.089 --> 00:31:00.539
anymore and to rather maybe just hang out inside or
561
00:31:00.640 --> 00:31:04.240
outside my house in the yard at our house or his.
562
00:31:04.579 --> 00:31:08.619
So I'm imagining, I'm assuming you've seen the show Peanuts.
563
00:31:09.920 --> 00:31:13.859
I'm imagining this girl's dating Pigpen. Remember the kid that
564
00:31:13.880 --> 00:31:17.880
just walked around filthy? with the scents above his head
565
00:31:18.000 --> 00:31:21.759
yeah pig pen that's that's what i'm imagining here she's
566
00:31:21.819 --> 00:31:23.539
out with i was gonna say lioness that was the
567
00:31:23.579 --> 00:31:28.980
blanket kid she's out with pig pen i feel so
568
00:31:29.069 --> 00:31:31.950
bad but i really can't see an alternative the relatives
569
00:31:31.990 --> 00:31:34.069
he lives with her potheads don't work and have been
570
00:31:34.089 --> 00:31:36.849
evicted months ago but for some reason have not yet
571
00:31:36.910 --> 00:31:40.210
left i'm probably related to them says the kid is
572
00:31:40.269 --> 00:31:43.329
nice But even if I supply him with Capstar tablets
573
00:31:43.349 --> 00:31:45.710
for his dogs and spray and even buy them a vacuum,
574
00:31:45.730 --> 00:31:48.329
the process of fully ridding one's house of fleas takes
575
00:31:48.349 --> 00:31:50.670
two to four weeks on average. His legal guardians. Yeah,
576
00:31:50.730 --> 00:31:53.490
I mean, here's the problem. Even if you go and
577
00:31:53.569 --> 00:31:56.690
clean this house out, even if you go clean the
578
00:31:56.730 --> 00:32:00.599
house out thoroughly, you can hire an entire team of
579
00:32:00.700 --> 00:32:03.829
professional cleaners. to go in there and scrub the house
580
00:32:03.849 --> 00:32:06.589
to the bone, clean the dogs, clean the family, everything.
581
00:32:07.150 --> 00:32:10.130
It's the same thing with debt, with credit card debt.
582
00:32:10.150 --> 00:32:12.690
You can pay all the debt off. If the mentality
583
00:32:12.750 --> 00:32:15.190
doesn't shift, you're going to be right back to where
584
00:32:15.230 --> 00:32:17.359
you were in three months. The house is going to
585
00:32:17.380 --> 00:32:20.839
be filthy once again. It's like, I can give you $ 10, 000
586
00:32:19.839 --> 00:32:21.599
and pay all... Well, I can't now because I just
587
00:32:21.619 --> 00:32:24.440
fixed my sewer line. But I could have given you
588
00:32:24.460 --> 00:32:27.500
a week ago $ 10, 000 and paid all your credit card
589
00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:29.279
debt off. But if you're still going to spend like
590
00:32:29.339 --> 00:32:33.200
an idiot, then... The habits are going to pick back
591
00:32:33.380 --> 00:32:35.180
up and you're going to be right back where you
592
00:32:35.220 --> 00:32:36.680
were in a couple of months. That's just how this
593
00:32:36.700 --> 00:32:39.180
stuff works. It's the same thing with cleanliness. You have
594
00:32:39.220 --> 00:32:41.000
to stop being a slob as hard as that may
595
00:32:41.019 --> 00:32:44.660
be for some of you. Takes two to four weeks
596
00:32:44.700 --> 00:32:46.880
on average. Legal guardians sound very lazy in general, so
597
00:32:46.920 --> 00:32:48.789
I don't think they'd follow through on any of it.
598
00:32:48.809 --> 00:32:51.009
My daughter's not giving me a hard time as she
599
00:32:51.049 --> 00:32:54.250
has suffered the large rash and saw. So here's the
600
00:32:54.289 --> 00:32:57.670
question we're not asking. What kind of shitbag daughter are
601
00:32:57.710 --> 00:33:01.410
you raising to where she's attracted to a guy with fleas?
602
00:33:03.890 --> 00:33:07.029
I mean, seriously, what's yeah.
603
00:33:07.089 --> 00:33:07.309
Yeah.
604
00:33:07.369 --> 00:33:12.190
Okay. The boyfriend's a loser. Let's talk about your daughter.
605
00:33:12.269 --> 00:33:14.819
Cause she's the one that's attracted to this filth and
606
00:33:14.880 --> 00:33:16.779
I'm not calling him filth. Isn't like he's a bad person.
607
00:33:17.019 --> 00:33:20.500
He's literally filthy. Your daughter's the one with the low
608
00:33:20.539 --> 00:33:24.859
standards here. Your daughter's the one dating a guy who
609
00:33:24.930 --> 00:33:27.920
lives with a bunch of squatters that I'm assuming when
610
00:33:27.940 --> 00:33:30.000
they finally get the hell out of the house, because
611
00:33:30.019 --> 00:33:32.960
squatters don't deserve any rights, but when they finally find
612
00:33:32.980 --> 00:33:34.539
a way to get them the hell out of the house,
613
00:33:35.180 --> 00:33:39.279
they're going to end up using it for a controlled
614
00:33:39.400 --> 00:33:41.940
burn for the fire department. What does she see in
615
00:33:41.980 --> 00:33:44.569
this guy? He's a nice kid. There's no other nice kids.
616
00:33:45.220 --> 00:33:49.009
There's no other nice kids that don't have parasites that
617
00:33:49.049 --> 00:33:54.410
typically stick to dogs. None. None. You can't find anyone
618
00:33:54.430 --> 00:33:58.000
who doesn't live in Phil. His legal guardians sound very lazy.
619
00:33:58.140 --> 00:33:59.519
It says, my daughter's not giving me a hard time.
620
00:33:59.539 --> 00:34:01.079
She suffered a large rash and saw the fleas in
621
00:34:01.119 --> 00:34:03.839
his house and isn't questioning it. Of course, still occasionally
622
00:34:03.940 --> 00:34:06.359
asking if he can come over. What a touchy situation, right?
623
00:34:06.380 --> 00:34:08.099
I just can't keep repeating the vicious cycle of fleas.
624
00:34:08.119 --> 00:34:09.519
I feel like an asshole. What do you think? No,
625
00:34:09.559 --> 00:34:12.139
it's not. It's your house. She doesn't pay the mortgage.
626
00:34:12.739 --> 00:34:17.650
If she wants to hang out with the guy inside,
627
00:34:17.769 --> 00:34:19.690
then you know what? Her and Pigpen can go get
628
00:34:19.730 --> 00:34:23.230
their own apartment together and Never get the deposit back
629
00:34:23.309 --> 00:34:27.269
on that. I don't understand. If your boyfriend is so
630
00:34:27.349 --> 00:34:29.650
filthy that you can't bring him in the house and
631
00:34:29.690 --> 00:34:32.639
you've gotten fleas and a rash and all kinds of
632
00:34:32.679 --> 00:34:36.219
crap from him, why would you keep dating this guy? Mia,
633
00:34:36.260 --> 00:34:38.900
if I gave you fleas on our first date, would
634
00:34:38.920 --> 00:34:40.139
there have been a second date?
635
00:34:41.780 --> 00:34:43.079
There would have been a third date.
636
00:34:43.179 --> 00:34:47.400
Yeah. Yeah, all kinds. Yep. Probably would have rushed into
637
00:34:47.420 --> 00:34:51.429
it and got married even quicker. Yeah, I mean... No,
638
00:34:51.510 --> 00:34:54.179
the guy has no business in your house. I wouldn't
639
00:34:54.199 --> 00:34:56.820
let him in my house. Why should my house get filthy?
640
00:34:56.840 --> 00:34:59.000
Because you can't take care of yourself. It's like, hey, dude,
641
00:34:59.039 --> 00:35:01.500
you know what? Reality check. You got to play with
642
00:35:01.519 --> 00:35:03.880
the hand you're dealt. And if the hand you're dealt
643
00:35:03.920 --> 00:35:06.639
keeps giving you fleas, maybe it's time to fucking fold
644
00:35:06.699 --> 00:35:09.219
and move out of your guardian's house, whatever that means.
645
00:35:11.059 --> 00:35:14.420
We got live gold. What is live gold?
646
00:35:14.500 --> 00:35:15.079
Goals.
647
00:35:15.579 --> 00:35:19.460
Oh, goals. Live goal, don't get kicked out in under
648
00:35:19.460 --> 00:35:22.179
10 minutes. That's our live goal. We failed it a
649
00:35:22.219 --> 00:35:25.280
couple of times. Am I the asshole for telling my
650
00:35:25.320 --> 00:35:27.219
mother not to fuck off after she screamed at my
651
00:35:27.300 --> 00:35:31.300
wife over a salad? I'm 23 male, my wife is
652
00:35:31.300 --> 00:35:34.099
21 female. We got married last year, moved in with
653
00:35:34.159 --> 00:35:37.550
my mother-in-law after she offered to let us stay for
654
00:35:37.550 --> 00:35:40.550
$ 300 a month plus groceries. Oh, my brother, you're so young.
655
00:35:41.230 --> 00:35:44.110
You're so young. See, if you were older and wiser
656
00:35:44.150 --> 00:35:46.820
like me, you would have seen the trap door you
657
00:35:46.860 --> 00:35:50.139
were stepping directly on when you accepted this offer. Let
658
00:35:50.159 --> 00:35:53.159
me give you a little advice, guys. If something sounds
659
00:35:53.400 --> 00:35:55.860
too good to be true, you can just X that out.
660
00:35:56.219 --> 00:35:58.980
If something sounds... Oh, you can't? If something sounds.
661
00:35:59.019 --> 00:36:01.460
No, I can, but I'm trying to figure out what
662
00:36:01.480 --> 00:36:02.219
the goal is.
663
00:36:02.460 --> 00:36:05.119
Oh, it's not get kicked off in 10 minutes. That's
664
00:36:05.159 --> 00:36:07.460
the goal. If something sounds too good to be true,
665
00:36:07.780 --> 00:36:11.800
it always is. If you get a coupon advertised to
666
00:36:11.840 --> 00:36:15.409
you online... that says they'll clean your sewer line out
667
00:36:15.449 --> 00:36:19.239
for $ 85 and give you a free scope, that's a
668
00:36:19.280 --> 00:36:21.679
setup to try to sell you a $ 20, 000 fix you
669
00:36:21.719 --> 00:36:25.960
don't need. If your mother-in-law says, hey, you can live
670
00:36:26.019 --> 00:36:31.519
with us for $ 300 a month, there's strings attached. There
671
00:36:31.539 --> 00:36:34.780
are always strings attached on deals like that. She's going
672
00:36:34.800 --> 00:36:36.300
to hold that over your head for the rest of
673
00:36:36.340 --> 00:36:40.010
your life and be a complete monster. Says at first
674
00:36:40.090 --> 00:36:42.210
everything was fine. What were you going to say?
675
00:36:42.849 --> 00:36:45.849
So for four roses, I'm going to have you sing
676
00:36:45.869 --> 00:36:46.269
a song.
677
00:36:47.050 --> 00:36:47.329
Okay.
678
00:36:47.750 --> 00:36:50.150
If you get four roses, that's the goal. If you
679
00:36:50.190 --> 00:36:52.380
get four roses, you sing a song.
680
00:36:52.389 --> 00:36:54.219
Okay, if I get four roses, I sing a song.
681
00:36:54.420 --> 00:36:57.159
Let's roll it. I know what song I'm going to sing, too.
682
00:36:57.179 --> 00:36:59.559
I know exactly what song I'm going to sing. Let
683
00:36:59.579 --> 00:37:01.900
me know when we're at four roses. It says, at first,
684
00:37:02.000 --> 00:37:04.179
everything was fine. I don't know what a rose is.
685
00:37:04.719 --> 00:37:07.780
We cleaned, did dishes, helped with her three dogs and cats,
686
00:37:08.969 --> 00:37:12.130
bought groceries, and I even fixed her dishwasher and clogged sink.
687
00:37:12.150 --> 00:37:12.269
Okay.
688
00:37:12.289 --> 00:37:17.960
Okay. This feels like I'm one of those webcam girls.
689
00:37:17.980 --> 00:37:21.969
As soon as it hits 10,000 coins, I'm taking my
690
00:37:22.070 --> 00:37:25.449
tits out. That's what this feels like. Now we're definitely
691
00:37:25.469 --> 00:37:29.019
going to get in the algorithm. It says, after a
692
00:37:29.079 --> 00:37:31.909
couple of months, I started seeing the anger issues my
693
00:37:31.969 --> 00:37:34.150
wife had warned me about. So your wife warned you
694
00:37:34.170 --> 00:37:37.090
and you still moved in with this psychopath? Brother, what
695
00:37:37.150 --> 00:37:41.599
is your peace worth? What is your peace worth? Look,
696
00:37:41.659 --> 00:37:45.559
you got married at 22 and 20. If you could
697
00:37:45.739 --> 00:37:48.639
afford to get married and move out on your own
698
00:37:48.659 --> 00:37:51.239
at 22 and 20, then by all means do it.
699
00:37:51.599 --> 00:37:55.050
What is up with these young couples jumping into marriage
700
00:37:55.090 --> 00:37:57.510
too soon when they can't even afford to live on
701
00:37:57.550 --> 00:38:00.130
their own? And then they've got to have mommy or
702
00:38:00.170 --> 00:38:03.960
daddy on one side of the other or both bankroll
703
00:38:03.980 --> 00:38:06.420
their lifestyle so they can sit there and play house.
704
00:38:06.920 --> 00:38:11.070
What is the deal with this? So your girlfriend says, hey,
705
00:38:11.789 --> 00:38:15.800
my mother is a nutcase. She's got an explosive temper.
706
00:38:15.860 --> 00:38:18.639
She's going to make our lives a living hell. oh,
707
00:38:18.659 --> 00:38:20.400
let's move in with her because we got married too
708
00:38:20.480 --> 00:38:22.599
soon and can't afford to live on our own. What
709
00:38:22.659 --> 00:38:26.039
is wrong with people? I don't understand it. Like I said,
710
00:38:26.320 --> 00:38:28.219
if you can afford to live on your own, even
711
00:38:28.260 --> 00:38:30.130
if you're going to eat shit and you really want
712
00:38:30.170 --> 00:38:31.789
to do it and get married young, by all means,
713
00:38:31.849 --> 00:38:33.309
go off, go ahead and do it. I don't care.
714
00:38:33.769 --> 00:38:36.750
But why are you getting married when you guys can't
715
00:38:36.949 --> 00:38:40.050
even take care of yourselves? It makes no sense to me.
716
00:38:40.949 --> 00:38:44.389
There's a, uh, After a couple months, I started seeing
717
00:38:44.409 --> 00:38:45.989
the anger issues my wife had warned me about. Her
718
00:38:46.030 --> 00:38:48.070
mom would explode over small things, yell at my wife,
719
00:38:48.110 --> 00:38:50.369
call her names, and constantly claim we didn't help around
720
00:38:50.389 --> 00:38:53.210
the house. A couple months ago, she accused us of
721
00:38:53.269 --> 00:38:55.360
not paying rent even though we had. We paid her
722
00:38:55.389 --> 00:38:57.179
again and told her not to count the extra payment
723
00:38:57.199 --> 00:39:00.039
toward next month. She also complained that we never offered
724
00:39:00.079 --> 00:39:03.019
her food even though I regularly cooked or bought enough
725
00:39:03.059 --> 00:39:06.480
for everyone, including her and my 15-year-old brother-in-law. Oh, so
726
00:39:06.519 --> 00:39:09.940
you're buying food for a child that's not yours. That's great.
727
00:39:10.780 --> 00:39:13.239
That's great. I hope that Whatever a month you're saving,
728
00:39:13.260 --> 00:39:14.739
I don't even know what an apartment goes for anymore,
729
00:39:14.969 --> 00:39:17.730
but I hope whatever the apartment rent that you're saving,
730
00:39:18.269 --> 00:39:22.530
this is worth it. Truly. You're going to drive him
731
00:39:22.550 --> 00:39:24.929
to school, too? This Sunday, my wife was getting ready
732
00:39:24.949 --> 00:39:27.110
for work and saw some kale salad in the fridge.
733
00:39:27.150 --> 00:39:29.309
She tried asking her mom if she could have some.
734
00:39:30.070 --> 00:39:31.809
i got no answer so she ate less than half
735
00:39:32.269 --> 00:39:34.429
put the rest back her mom completely lost it threw
736
00:39:34.449 --> 00:39:36.780
the salad back on the floor near our room started
737
00:39:36.820 --> 00:39:39.260
screaming at my wife calling her an animal a bitch
738
00:39:39.409 --> 00:39:42.360
and other names i stayed quiet at first because i
739
00:39:42.420 --> 00:39:44.659
usually avoid getting in their arguments then her mom threatened
740
00:39:44.679 --> 00:39:46.599
to go to my wife's workplace because my wife said
741
00:39:46.639 --> 00:39:48.889
she couldn't talk to her while she was yelling When
742
00:39:48.929 --> 00:39:51.429
she saw me, she started yelling at me too, saying
743
00:39:51.469 --> 00:39:54.190
we needed to get our shit together. That's when I snapped.
744
00:39:54.250 --> 00:39:56.469
I told her to fuck off and said her reaction
745
00:39:56.510 --> 00:40:00.449
over a salad was insane. Pretty reasonable. I told her
746
00:40:00.469 --> 00:40:03.650
she constantly says we do nothing, even though we pay rent, clean,
747
00:40:03.670 --> 00:40:06.130
buy groceries, help with the animals, fix things around the house,
748
00:40:06.170 --> 00:40:08.869
and regularly offer her food. I also told her she's
749
00:40:08.909 --> 00:40:11.349
always angry and pushing everyone away. My wife and I
750
00:40:11.429 --> 00:40:13.110
left afterward because we needed to cool down. I was
751
00:40:13.150 --> 00:40:16.650
shaking because I normally hate confrontation. Oh, fucking pussy. Your
752
00:40:16.690 --> 00:40:19.440
wife should be ashamed. She married a pussy. She married
753
00:40:19.460 --> 00:40:22.139
a pussy. Listen to me. If you're a man and
754
00:40:22.199 --> 00:40:25.900
you don't at least somewhat enjoy confrontation, you need to
755
00:40:25.920 --> 00:40:28.679
go get your testosterone levels checked. You're a disgrace to
756
00:40:28.719 --> 00:40:32.110
your bloodline, truly. You need to go get your testosterone
757
00:40:32.119 --> 00:40:35.530
levels checked and your hormones because there's something wrong with
758
00:40:35.570 --> 00:40:39.289
you if you don't at least enjoy confrontation a little bit.
759
00:40:39.349 --> 00:40:43.070
Women should not enjoy confrontation. The women who enjoy confrontation
760
00:40:43.449 --> 00:40:45.329
are the ones who wind up strangling their kids when
761
00:40:45.349 --> 00:40:48.289
they send their husband off to CVS to get food, right?
762
00:40:49.250 --> 00:40:51.550
Men should at least kind of enjoy it. It should
763
00:40:51.570 --> 00:40:55.210
be kind of fun. But I felt like that little
764
00:40:55.269 --> 00:40:58.190
danger that this guy might just deck you, that makes
765
00:40:58.210 --> 00:41:00.650
you feel alive. You know what I'm saying? But I
766
00:41:00.670 --> 00:41:02.239
felt like I finally needed to stand up for my
767
00:41:02.280 --> 00:41:04.110
wife and myself. I talked to my dad afterward, decided
768
00:41:04.139 --> 00:41:06.239
we're moving back into the condo I was already helping
769
00:41:06.300 --> 00:41:09.480
pay for. I know telling my mother-in-law to fuck. So
770
00:41:09.500 --> 00:41:10.719
they're moving back with their.
771
00:41:12.940 --> 00:41:13.119
Dad.
772
00:41:13.260 --> 00:41:15.400
Okay, so they're moving out of the mother-in-law's house and
773
00:41:15.519 --> 00:41:19.199
in with his dad. So, hey, guys, maybe you weren't
774
00:41:19.260 --> 00:41:23.670
ready to get married. Did you ever consider that? Maybe
775
00:41:23.789 --> 00:41:27.329
if your only option other than $ 300 a month to
776
00:41:27.409 --> 00:41:30.090
live with her mom is to move back in with
777
00:41:30.110 --> 00:41:33.340
your dad, maybe you weren't ready to get married. That's okay.
778
00:41:34.099 --> 00:41:38.039
You guys can date and live with your parents until
779
00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:41.099
you can afford to get your own place. Like, if
780
00:41:41.119 --> 00:41:46.420
you're constant... If you're... If you not being homeless, if...
781
00:41:47.030 --> 00:41:51.619
your wife not selling her body to strange men to
782
00:41:51.699 --> 00:41:58.579
put food in your stomach is entirely dependent on your
783
00:41:58.679 --> 00:42:03.219
family members you are not ready to be married plain
784
00:42:03.280 --> 00:42:05.619
and simple and i'm gonna tell you right now if
785
00:42:05.679 --> 00:42:08.929
she's pressuring you telling you that you gotta pop the
786
00:42:08.969 --> 00:42:10.849
question to her and you know neither of you can
787
00:42:10.869 --> 00:42:13.369
afford to live on your own she ain't the fucking
788
00:42:13.650 --> 00:42:19.239
one my guy she ain't the one You were 22
789
00:42:19.239 --> 00:42:21.960
years old when you got married. I know that sounds harsh.
790
00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:23.579
I know that's the last thing you want to hear.
791
00:42:24.139 --> 00:42:27.719
Love that chicken from Popeye's asks, are you married?
792
00:42:28.280 --> 00:42:30.960
Yes, I am. Right here. I've been with my wife
793
00:42:30.980 --> 00:42:34.159
for seven years. So go pound sand if you got
794
00:42:34.179 --> 00:42:35.900
something to say. But if you're being nice and yeah.
795
00:42:36.400 --> 00:42:40.139
Am I married? Yes, I am. Ha. I am. Show
796
00:42:40.159 --> 00:42:41.679
them your ring. Show them your ring. I bet it's
797
00:42:41.719 --> 00:42:44.300
worth more than they make in a month. Well, I
798
00:42:44.320 --> 00:42:45.400
know it's worth more than they make in a month.
799
00:42:45.420 --> 00:42:46.960
I bet it's worth more than they make in six months.
800
00:42:48.039 --> 00:42:50.860
That's right. We talk mad shit up here. It's all good.
801
00:42:51.000 --> 00:42:53.730
Am I married? Are you married? Yeah, I am. Ask
802
00:42:53.750 --> 00:42:56.110
me another gotcha question, fag. Let's see what happens.
803
00:42:56.289 --> 00:42:58.329
Seven years married, how long together?
804
00:42:58.849 --> 00:43:03.849
I just told you. Anyway, we're done. We're done arguing
805
00:43:03.869 --> 00:43:08.840
with him. Says my wife and I, we waited. We
806
00:43:08.860 --> 00:43:11.579
waited quite a few years to get married, actually. So.
807
00:43:12.150 --> 00:43:14.250
No, you said how long we were together.
808
00:43:14.510 --> 00:43:17.320
Oh, we've been married for three years. We were together
809
00:43:17.400 --> 00:43:18.920
for like four years before that.
810
00:43:19.380 --> 00:43:20.599
He says he's not arguing.
811
00:43:21.039 --> 00:43:24.159
He's just asking. I'm an aggressive. What did I just say?
812
00:43:24.179 --> 00:43:27.780
I like confrontation. I'm just fucking with you. He's just curious.
813
00:43:27.860 --> 00:43:32.969
I'm just fucking with you. Let's fight. He's just trying
814
00:43:32.989 --> 00:43:35.889
to have a conversation. He's trying to have a conversation. Okay.
815
00:43:35.929 --> 00:43:38.239
I'm sorry for calling you a slur. but I do
816
00:43:38.280 --> 00:43:44.099
like using slurs, so I might do it again. We
817
00:43:44.139 --> 00:43:47.159
don't have any roses yet, do we? Okay.
818
00:43:47.760 --> 00:43:48.039
No.
819
00:43:49.340 --> 00:43:50.420
I know. Maybe I'll sing anyway.
820
00:43:50.480 --> 00:43:51.059
He left.
821
00:43:51.400 --> 00:43:57.179
Oh. Yeah, he's probably not coming back. I know telling
822
00:43:57.199 --> 00:43:59.980
my mother a lot of fuck off wasn't the best
823
00:44:00.019 --> 00:44:02.360
way to handle it. Oh, no, it was. It was.
824
00:44:02.420 --> 00:44:06.039
Some people need... Here's the thing, dude. Some people... Some
825
00:44:06.139 --> 00:44:08.420
women need to be put in their place because they
826
00:44:08.460 --> 00:44:12.119
never have been. When you're a guy, you don't see
827
00:44:12.159 --> 00:44:14.199
this with guys very often. You see it every now
828
00:44:14.260 --> 00:44:17.690
and then. But when you're a guy and you're mouthing
829
00:44:17.889 --> 00:44:23.090
off and you're just talking mad shit and you say
830
00:44:23.130 --> 00:44:27.989
some pretty outrageous stuff, chances are the longer you've been alive,
831
00:44:28.239 --> 00:44:31.420
somebody's decked you in the face. You've been put in
832
00:44:31.440 --> 00:44:33.639
your place. Now, you can't deck a woman in the face,
833
00:44:33.699 --> 00:44:37.690
and I never say you should. But some women just
834
00:44:37.750 --> 00:44:40.130
need to be put in their place. They just behave
835
00:44:40.349 --> 00:44:42.250
like they've never been put in their place by a
836
00:44:42.289 --> 00:44:44.070
man or a woman. Oh, wait, no.
837
00:44:44.409 --> 00:44:46.869
Sorry, he's actually here. I was wrong. He says, what
838
00:44:46.889 --> 00:44:48.369
do you mean put them in their place?
839
00:44:48.530 --> 00:44:50.349
Tell them to fuck off like the guy in the
840
00:44:50.389 --> 00:44:54.800
story did. Absolutely. Not every woman, but there are some
841
00:44:54.860 --> 00:44:56.699
women that just act like they've never been put in
842
00:44:56.719 --> 00:44:58.920
their place and they just need to be told to
843
00:44:59.019 --> 00:45:01.579
shut the fuck up when they get out of line.
844
00:45:03.159 --> 00:45:06.019
I've never had to say it to my wife. but
845
00:45:06.039 --> 00:45:09.769
there are just, for whatever reason, there's some attitude with
846
00:45:09.889 --> 00:45:15.289
some women that that's just the reality of the situation here. Um,
847
00:45:15.849 --> 00:45:17.969
so no, I don't think this guy was in the wrong.
848
00:45:18.030 --> 00:45:20.909
I think you're being very well liked right now.
849
00:45:21.610 --> 00:45:26.949
I don't care why I think people are getting mad
850
00:45:26.989 --> 00:45:33.019
at me. I thrive on this stuff, you know? Um, No,
851
00:45:33.239 --> 00:45:35.639
this guy's not an asshole for telling his mother-in-law to
852
00:45:35.679 --> 00:45:38.019
fuck off. He's an asshole for waiting as long as
853
00:45:38.059 --> 00:45:41.280
he did to do it. That's my take on it.
854
00:45:41.280 --> 00:45:42.409
What are you going to say?
855
00:45:44.070 --> 00:45:46.550
He says your wife is always in her place.
856
00:45:47.429 --> 00:45:49.010
My wife is always in her place. Yeah, and I'm
857
00:45:49.050 --> 00:45:50.670
always in mine because we have this thing for each
858
00:45:50.690 --> 00:45:54.659
other called mutual respect. When somebody doesn't have respect for
859
00:45:54.699 --> 00:45:57.460
another person, that person needs to be put in their place.
860
00:45:58.199 --> 00:45:59.840
I've never had to tell my wife to fuck off
861
00:45:59.860 --> 00:46:01.869
because she has respect for me. She's never had to
862
00:46:01.929 --> 00:46:04.050
raise as much as raise her voice to me because
863
00:46:04.090 --> 00:46:06.489
I have respect for her. So when you, it's actually
864
00:46:06.510 --> 00:46:08.630
this crazy concept, I know it doesn't exist and it's
865
00:46:08.670 --> 00:46:12.050
really rare nowadays, but when two people have a mutual
866
00:46:12.090 --> 00:46:15.360
shared respect for one another, neither of them, have we
867
00:46:15.429 --> 00:46:17.179
ever raised our voices to each other ever?
868
00:46:18.659 --> 00:46:19.199
I don't think so.
869
00:46:19.239 --> 00:46:19.880
I don't think so.
870
00:46:19.920 --> 00:46:21.679
He asked if we never fight.
871
00:46:22.340 --> 00:46:26.519
We disagree. We, there's a difference between a disagreement and
872
00:46:26.559 --> 00:46:29.739
a fight though. There's things we disagree on, right?
873
00:46:30.260 --> 00:46:32.039
Yeah, I give you the silent treatment a lot.
874
00:46:32.059 --> 00:46:35.389
She gives me the silent treatment and stuff like that.
875
00:46:35.409 --> 00:46:38.929
But neither of us has ever raised our voice at
876
00:46:38.949 --> 00:46:41.369
the other one. We've never stomped out and slammed the
877
00:46:41.389 --> 00:46:44.090
door in anger or anything. Truly, I have no reason
878
00:46:44.110 --> 00:46:45.889
to lie. We have no reason to lie about this stuff.
879
00:46:45.989 --> 00:46:48.550
He asks what the difference is. I think the difference
880
00:46:48.630 --> 00:46:50.380
is not screaming at each other.
881
00:46:50.659 --> 00:46:53.099
There's a difference between an argument and a fight, in
882
00:46:53.139 --> 00:46:55.780
my opinion. And maybe we're splitting hairs with semantics here.
883
00:46:56.349 --> 00:47:00.469
But we've never had... I think a lot of people
884
00:47:01.050 --> 00:47:06.030
grew up thinking that married couples yelling and screaming at
885
00:47:06.070 --> 00:47:09.309
each other was normal. I think a lot of people
886
00:47:09.349 --> 00:47:13.690
grew up thinking that. And it's not. You can have
887
00:47:14.429 --> 00:47:18.139
a relationship, a marriage where both people... I went from
888
00:47:18.199 --> 00:47:21.760
just crazy being absurd in the beginning half of the
889
00:47:21.800 --> 00:47:24.500
show to this. But you can have a marriage where
890
00:47:24.599 --> 00:47:30.489
both people... feel heard and like their opinion is known
891
00:47:30.550 --> 00:47:33.969
and respected and feel like they have a say in
892
00:47:34.010 --> 00:47:36.840
the way that the household is being managed, where nobody
893
00:47:36.909 --> 00:47:40.039
ever has to raise their voice, where people feel comfortable
894
00:47:40.340 --> 00:47:43.340
like they can speak up to the other person. They
895
00:47:43.380 --> 00:47:45.760
feel comfortable that they can say, hey, I disagree with
896
00:47:45.800 --> 00:47:48.940
you on X, Y, and Z, and here's why. Fully
897
00:47:49.000 --> 00:47:51.559
aware that that person might have a retort to what
898
00:47:51.579 --> 00:47:53.380
they're about to say and willing to listen to it.
899
00:47:53.750 --> 00:47:56.289
without raising their voice a single time. And I'm going
900
00:47:56.309 --> 00:47:58.690
to tell you guys right now, if you're not in
901
00:47:58.730 --> 00:48:01.090
a marriage like that, if you're not in a relationship
902
00:48:01.150 --> 00:48:03.309
like that, maybe it's time to start looking for a
903
00:48:03.349 --> 00:48:05.650
new one. Maybe you're in the wrong one. That's all
904
00:48:05.690 --> 00:48:10.150
I'll say. So that's my advice. It is possible. I
905
00:48:10.190 --> 00:48:12.239
was just telling you, I'm a type of guy who
906
00:48:12.300 --> 00:48:17.079
loves confrontation with other men. I love it. It's fun
907
00:48:17.119 --> 00:48:19.119
to me. It's fun to know that this dude might
908
00:48:19.139 --> 00:48:21.679
throw a punch at me. But when it comes to
909
00:48:21.699 --> 00:48:26.429
my marriage, it's completely different. Okay, last one. Am I
910
00:48:26.469 --> 00:48:29.010
the jerk for not letting my sister use my apartment
911
00:48:29.030 --> 00:48:31.030
to get ready after she told me not to come
912
00:48:31.050 --> 00:48:35.199
to her wedding? My sister is getting married soon, and
913
00:48:35.239 --> 00:48:37.679
a while back she asked if her and the bridesmaids
914
00:48:37.719 --> 00:48:40.619
could get ready at my apartment. I live really close
915
00:48:40.639 --> 00:48:43.079
to the venue, and their bridal suite costs extra, so
916
00:48:43.119 --> 00:48:46.639
I said sure. The problem is my sister and my
917
00:48:46.679 --> 00:48:49.639
girlfriend have never really gotten along. Nothing huge happened between them.
918
00:48:53.300 --> 00:48:55.920
Just years of little comments and arguments. They basically avoid
919
00:48:55.940 --> 00:48:59.119
each other now. Always a good dynamic. A couple weeks ago,
920
00:48:59.260 --> 00:49:01.820
my sister told me she didn't want my girlfriend at
921
00:49:01.860 --> 00:49:04.880
the wedding because she didn't want any tension there. We've
922
00:49:04.900 --> 00:49:07.340
been together almost four years. So I told her I
923
00:49:07.400 --> 00:49:10.030
wasn't comfortable going to a family wedding where my partner
924
00:49:10.070 --> 00:49:12.610
was specifically excluded. Yeah, that's kind of shitty to do.
925
00:49:13.369 --> 00:49:14.829
That is kind of, I mean, if you, if she were,
926
00:49:15.369 --> 00:49:18.130
you know, your girlfriend were cheating on you or stealing
927
00:49:18.210 --> 00:49:20.139
from you or something like that, that might be a
928
00:49:20.179 --> 00:49:23.139
different conversation but just i don't like her she's not
929
00:49:23.179 --> 00:49:25.300
allowed that's that's it's one thing to say i don't
930
00:49:25.320 --> 00:49:30.460
want her in pictures not really anymore though not really
931
00:49:30.500 --> 00:49:33.420
anymore you can get chat gpt to take anybody out
932
00:49:33.460 --> 00:49:36.719
of pictures it's pretty nice nowadays and it's free and
933
00:49:36.760 --> 00:49:43.039
it looks good So you can really... There's really no
934
00:49:43.119 --> 00:49:45.800
reason to not invite somebody at this point. It turned
935
00:49:45.820 --> 00:49:48.139
into a pretty bad argument. And eventually my sister said,
936
00:49:48.179 --> 00:49:50.530
if that's how I feel, then I shouldn't come either.
937
00:49:50.929 --> 00:49:53.070
So I told her, okay. But then she would also
938
00:49:53.110 --> 00:49:55.070
need to find somewhere else to get ready. Apparently she
939
00:49:55.090 --> 00:49:57.630
thought those were two... What a fucking idiot. She thought
940
00:49:57.670 --> 00:50:00.070
those were two completely different things. So if you're going to... Hey,
941
00:50:00.150 --> 00:50:01.840
you're not invited to my wedding, but I'm still going
942
00:50:01.860 --> 00:50:05.420
to use your house to change. No. No, if I'm
943
00:50:05.460 --> 00:50:09.619
not invited to your wedding, then... You're not invited to
944
00:50:09.659 --> 00:50:11.739
my house. How is that such a hard pill to
945
00:50:11.780 --> 00:50:14.349
swallow here? She's still expected to come to my apartment
946
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at 7 a.m. with bridesmaids, photographer, and makeup artist. How
947
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big is your apartment? Because my house isn't big enough
948
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for someone to come with all their bridesmaids. I don't
949
00:50:26.480 --> 00:50:29.659
have a small house. But with all their bridesmaids, a photographer,
950
00:50:29.679 --> 00:50:33.179
and a makeup artist... I don't like how big is
951
00:50:33.199 --> 00:50:35.519
your apartment? My parents are saying I should just let
952
00:50:35.539 --> 00:50:37.719
her use it because I already agreed months ago and
953
00:50:37.780 --> 00:50:40.929
changing plans as close to the wedding is petty. No, no, no, no, no.
954
00:50:40.949 --> 00:50:44.969
Your parents are retards too. Changing plans this close to
955
00:50:45.010 --> 00:50:48.469
the wedding was a reaction to what she did by
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00:50:48.530 --> 00:50:51.989
disinviting you, which was petty. Yes. Maybe it is a
957
00:50:52.010 --> 00:50:54.250
little petty to do that, but that is a, for
958
00:50:54.409 --> 00:50:57.869
every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Remember
959
00:50:57.909 --> 00:50:59.730
what I was talking about out women who have never
960
00:50:59.769 --> 00:51:02.050
been put in their place before. Your sister just got
961
00:51:02.090 --> 00:51:04.170
put in her place and she doesn't know how to
962
00:51:04.269 --> 00:51:07.760
handle it. Says, I just find it weird that I'm
963
00:51:07.800 --> 00:51:11.079
not wanted there, but my apartment apparently still is. Yeah, no,
964
00:51:11.099 --> 00:51:12.679
you're not in the wrong at all. You're not in
965
00:51:12.699 --> 00:51:15.559
the wrong at all. I actually just dealt with this
966
00:51:15.579 --> 00:51:20.199
with a friend at one of their weddings. Not inviting
967
00:51:21.320 --> 00:51:26.329
your or choosing not to go to your sibling's wedding
968
00:51:27.489 --> 00:51:30.170
is something you can never take back. It's not a birthday.
969
00:51:30.230 --> 00:51:33.139
It's not Christmas where you're mad at the family one year.
970
00:51:33.480 --> 00:51:37.380
There'll be other birthdays. There'll be other Christmases. Ideally, maybe
971
00:51:37.400 --> 00:51:40.500
not in every case. Ideally, this will be their one
972
00:51:40.579 --> 00:51:43.300
wedding and you're missing it. This is something you will
973
00:51:43.460 --> 00:51:46.000
never be able to take back. And you're kind of
974
00:51:46.059 --> 00:51:51.510
in a way hijacking their day by not showing up. Now,
975
00:51:51.530 --> 00:51:53.690
in this case, he was obviously disinvited. And that's the
976
00:51:53.730 --> 00:51:56.730
same thing. Uninviting your sibling from your wedding over something petty.
977
00:51:57.409 --> 00:51:59.449
Because you don't like the girlfriend. It's not like the
978
00:51:59.489 --> 00:52:01.420
girlfriend is going to be giving a speech. It's not
979
00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:03.219
like she's got to be in your pictures or anything
980
00:52:03.260 --> 00:52:06.119
like that. You just don't like her. That's something you
981
00:52:06.139 --> 00:52:09.519
can never take back. And I hope it's a hill
982
00:52:09.559 --> 00:52:11.739
you're willing to die on because you will. That is
983
00:52:11.780 --> 00:52:15.489
the hill you will die on. So would you like
984
00:52:15.510 --> 00:52:18.090
to add anything before we peace out?
985
00:52:18.769 --> 00:52:19.070
No.
986
00:52:19.369 --> 00:52:24.250
We've got one last comment from Love That Chicken from Popeyes.
987
00:52:24.969 --> 00:52:26.809
I thought this was the hate Las Vegas guy.
988
00:52:27.119 --> 00:52:30.659
No, hate Las Vegas left when he started talking about
989
00:52:30.719 --> 00:52:36.230
Las Vegas. No, hate Las Vegas is gone. He says,
990
00:52:37.590 --> 00:52:39.610
say this and then we're going to be done with
991
00:52:39.650 --> 00:52:42.369
this because I don't know what he's doing. He says,
992
00:52:42.389 --> 00:52:45.210
are you saying both have never raised your voice, but
993
00:52:45.289 --> 00:52:46.710
stay calm when angry?
994
00:52:47.610 --> 00:52:47.929
Yes.
995
00:52:49.090 --> 00:52:49.380
Yes.
996
00:52:49.739 --> 00:52:52.699
Yes. I'm not saying I've never been upset with my wife.
997
00:52:52.760 --> 00:52:53.480
How do you do that?
998
00:52:54.099 --> 00:52:57.809
How do I do that? Practice. Practice. I was not.
999
00:52:59.630 --> 00:53:01.670
I was not. I think he's just needing some advice.
1000
00:53:01.710 --> 00:53:03.630
I think this guy's just, yeah, we're just counseling.
1001
00:53:04.170 --> 00:53:06.760
He's getting unsolicited advice right now.
1002
00:53:06.780 --> 00:53:09.579
No, he's soliciting the advice very much so from me. Yeah,
1003
00:53:09.599 --> 00:53:14.380
this is solicited. How? Self-control. I mean, I would advise
1004
00:53:14.460 --> 00:53:20.460
you if you don't already. I think the problem with
1005
00:53:20.500 --> 00:53:23.920
a lot of men is they don't have an outlet.
1006
00:53:24.480 --> 00:53:26.400
And I think they come home or I think they
1007
00:53:26.420 --> 00:53:29.340
go to work. They come home. They play video games.
1008
00:53:29.360 --> 00:53:32.139
They watch TV. They go to sleep. And maybe like
1009
00:53:33.440 --> 00:53:35.139
one weekend a month, they go out and they get
1010
00:53:35.199 --> 00:53:37.099
hammered with their friends. And I don't think that's healthy.
1011
00:53:37.460 --> 00:53:39.510
I think as a man, you need to have an outlet.
1012
00:53:40.219 --> 00:53:42.590
I know guy like I lift weights six days a week.
1013
00:53:43.150 --> 00:53:45.469
I lift weights six days a week. I know guys
1014
00:53:45.510 --> 00:53:48.849
that are big into, you know, jujitsu, MMA, things like that.
1015
00:53:48.889 --> 00:53:51.070
You've got to have some type of outlet, ideally a
1016
00:53:51.150 --> 00:53:54.730
physical one. for a man where, and I think that's,
1017
00:53:56.750 --> 00:53:59.030
it really helps you keep your temper and it's something
1018
00:53:59.050 --> 00:54:02.599
you can build towards and see your progress. That's been
1019
00:54:02.619 --> 00:54:05.219
great for me, lifting weights. I think it just mental
1020
00:54:05.260 --> 00:54:08.300
health in general. So I think, but no, I've in
1021
00:54:08.340 --> 00:54:11.000
seven years, never once raised my voice to my wife. No.
1022
00:54:11.179 --> 00:54:13.079
And we've disagreed. I've been upset with her. She's been
1023
00:54:13.099 --> 00:54:16.570
upset with me. You know, like I've, believe me, she,
1024
00:54:16.809 --> 00:54:19.469
she knew who she was marrying. I've done, she's probably
1025
00:54:19.510 --> 00:54:22.179
been way more upset with me than I have with her. Um,
1026
00:54:22.360 --> 00:54:25.670
I've done said some stupid shit, but she's never yelled
1027
00:54:25.710 --> 00:54:28.730
at me. So like, I don't, I don't know. It's, it's, uh,
1028
00:54:29.409 --> 00:54:31.110
it's very much, see, that's the thing is it's in
1029
00:54:31.170 --> 00:54:34.809
her personality not to yell. It's not in mine. So
1030
00:54:36.429 --> 00:54:38.510
I just, I keep my cool. I just, I know,
1031
00:54:38.530 --> 00:54:41.690
I know when the, I used to just be like
1032
00:54:41.730 --> 00:54:44.030
a ball of chaos and it's still in me, but
1033
00:54:44.079 --> 00:54:45.619
I know where to point it. And I know when
1034
00:54:45.639 --> 00:54:47.429
there's a time and a place for it. You know,
1035
00:54:47.469 --> 00:54:49.570
every toolbox needs a hammer, but it's not the right
1036
00:54:49.590 --> 00:54:51.590
tool for every job. So sometimes you got to have
1037
00:54:51.610 --> 00:54:52.389
a screwdriver in there.
1038
00:54:53.730 --> 00:54:56.329
I think we should get a rose for that advice.
1039
00:54:57.170 --> 00:54:58.510
I need to sing anyway. I don't care.
1040
00:54:59.309 --> 00:54:59.969
Do you want to sing?
1041
00:55:00.130 --> 00:55:02.750
No, not really. My voice is really, actually, I might
1042
00:55:02.769 --> 00:55:04.369
be getting sick. My voice has been bugging me for
1043
00:55:04.389 --> 00:55:06.590
a couple of days. I can sing if people really.
1044
00:55:06.610 --> 00:55:10.429
I don't want to be anything other than what I've
1045
00:55:10.449 --> 00:55:13.250
been trying to be lately. That song's just been stuck
1046
00:55:13.289 --> 00:55:15.659
in my head. We can do that. One Tree Hill reference.
1047
00:55:15.699 --> 00:55:19.880
You can't kill Dan Scott. That's been our show. Remember,
1048
00:55:19.900 --> 00:55:22.320
we do this every Wednesday. Send me money on here
1049
00:55:22.380 --> 00:55:24.739
if you can. I just replaced my sewer line, so
1050
00:55:25.219 --> 00:55:28.159
I need all the help I can get. Send me money.
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1055
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1056
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1057
00:55:46.619 --> 00:55:50.510
Chris Baker Show with my weekly spot this Friday. Cheat
1058
00:55:50.550 --> 00:55:53.039
on your taxes, not your spouse. And also don't yell
1059
00:55:53.079 --> 00:55:53.960
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