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00:00:03.850Hello, everyone, and welcome to a special holiday
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00:00:07.530Grinchy edition of Tech Grumps. This is Tech
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00:00:21.269joined today by Ian, Hannah, David, Andy, and
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00:00:26.109myself. So, let's kick it off with, Hannah, what
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00:00:30.219are you grumpy about? I'm grumpy about so many
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00:00:51.640of the things. All of the things. Yeah. Okay.
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00:00:54.619I just, I'm not, I'm not interested in shopping.
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00:00:58.880I don't. It's irritating. I find it irritating.
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00:01:01.979I find people in shops irritating. I find shops
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00:01:47.760is i've i've been using chat gbt to help me with
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00:01:55.689not said anything yet. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm holding
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00:02:02.569in my absolute... I'm just going to hold. Undiluted
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00:02:05.750hate. I have an AI holiday Christmas gift horror
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00:02:11.270Hold on to it. So I've been using it to help
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00:02:14.310me because... Something that I do that I actually
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00:02:24.409last year I made him a hamper of whiskey tasters,
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00:02:34.750was doing. I mean, when am I ever? But on this
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00:02:37.639instance, I really did need help. So I asked
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00:02:41.000ChatGPT what kind of whiskeys it would recommend.
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00:02:44.819And last year, it was kind of terrible at this.
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00:03:05.060that people enjoy, apparently. I mean, obviously,
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00:03:07.900we were going to say, The AI itself doesn't have
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00:03:11.259a taste in whiskey, does it? Well, no, no. Not
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00:03:19.460so. Yesterday, I was reading that now marketers
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00:03:29.560I already hate SEO, having worked in marketing
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00:03:51.229now this is going to do the same thing to chat
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00:04:18.189I might actually want to buy. So this has made
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00:04:20.449me grumpy because for all that it was an imperfect
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00:04:34.620process has happened i feel like this is the
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00:04:37.560same thing that like it's called geo because
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00:04:54.910engines because they were helpful. But then over
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00:05:05.430figured out how to do the exact same thing, but
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00:05:08.629with AI. But they will. They will figure out
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00:05:15.199prompts have been sponsored by Buick. Yeah, exactly.
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00:05:17.360Are you looking for a gift hamper? Have you considered
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00:05:20.540buying them a Buick? Are you looking for... And
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00:05:28.459the early days of like, hey, here's a sponsored
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00:05:33.740this other thing? And it's going to be horrible
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00:05:38.199subtle, and it'll just be the same kind of cycle
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00:05:40.800all over again. Yeah, and this is what's frustrating
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00:06:14.779i wish that there was a way to prevent an already
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00:06:20.100what i want best we can do is allow you the joy
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00:06:26.139wailing and gnashing of teeth of the last round
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00:06:27.720of people who've learned how to screw it over
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00:06:32.079i mean i feel like we could abolish capitalism
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00:06:40.079there's there's a few threads There's a few threads
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00:06:46.040First of all, we've become accustomed at work
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00:07:08.139need to say very much. You just need to say the
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00:07:33.879that path. lms and uh is is going to happen unfortunately
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00:07:44.920through whatever means i do think the this whole
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00:07:55.269because i was I've got a friend who works for
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00:08:25.740retailers like Amazon, they've already built
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00:09:03.789we've got the link to here may suggest. I do
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00:09:06.330agree that it's all inevitably heading towards
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00:10:01.330they connect. will say, oh, yeah, you mentioned
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00:10:03.809San Francisco and pizza, and you're allowed to
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00:10:07.090sort of do this. So not only, Hannah, are you
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00:10:09.169out of luck, because people are getting specifically
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00:10:16.029capitalistic way, they're even doing this specifically
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00:10:18.710to avoid using the web, because the web's not
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00:10:20.929commercial enough for people. Well, the worst
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00:10:22.350part about it is you're just talking about the
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00:10:24.570nice beginning of that. This is the beginning,
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00:10:26.710yeah. Over time, it's going to go back to the,
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00:10:28.470have you considered buying a Buick instead of
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00:10:31.169a pizza? Because someone will have paid them
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00:10:32.889so much money, it will eventually get to a point,
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00:10:35.409and I have an analogue for this, where it's like,
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00:10:38.750all right, fuck it, I will buy a Buick if you
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00:10:40.470will shut up long enough to show me what it is
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00:10:43.649like, great, you bought a Buick here. By the
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00:10:44.769way, here's a decent piece in place. Thanks for
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00:10:48.110buying a Buick. Money, please. Here's a piece
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00:10:51.769on a Buick. We've got to mention and shitification.
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00:10:53.649Okay, so the thing that reminded me about this
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00:10:55.370specifically, and this will get into Ian's and
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00:11:01.570trying to, and it's like, did a very simple thing
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00:11:05.129yesterday. I just wanted to run the self -clean
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00:11:07.549cycle on my washing machine. Couldn't remember
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00:11:09.590how to do it, so I had to go find the PDF. Now,
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00:11:11.649here's the thing. I had been smart. I had saved
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00:11:14.029the PDF. And in my folder, I clicked on the double
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00:11:17.990PDF, and I'd forgotten that when you click a
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00:11:21.289PDF file in Windows nowadays, because I almost
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00:11:23.870never look at them anymore, it opens then, of
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00:11:27.279all things, fucking Edge. And then Edge goes,
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00:11:29.259hey, you're looking. And so all of a sudden,
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00:11:32.820the PDF file now has this massive sidebar with
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00:11:34.059all the stuff that Edge is trying to show you.
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00:11:36.759And then the other sidebar is the AI assistant.
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00:11:38.519It's like, hey, how can I help you with this?
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00:11:43.419It's a fucking manual. I just want to know which
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00:11:45.379two buttons. I even remember that it was two
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00:11:46.679buttons I had to press at the same time. And
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00:11:50.960I had to close like three dialogues going, have
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00:11:52.639you tried the new AI features? No. Everyone's
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00:11:56.029like, can I help you with this? No! And I'm like,
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00:12:00.330didn't I used to just be able to open a PDF and
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00:12:03.750then look for what I wanted and then close it?
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00:12:06.610That way you wouldn't get a Buick. And it wouldn't
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00:12:10.690ask me to log in or to interact with it in a
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00:12:15.289highly awkward way. And that's just part of the
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00:12:19.070experience now. Well, Windows 11 right here is...
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00:12:23.590I'm still on 10, but I can't even. Yeah, I hear
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00:12:26.269so many bad things about Windows 11 and all of
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00:12:28.350this stuff. I don't know what's going on there.
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00:12:31.370So I can I can completely understand. But you're
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00:12:33.250absolutely right. I mean, you've seen The Good
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00:12:39.289Place, right? Yes. Yes. Janet, I've brought you
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00:12:41.470the file you're looking for. Is it AI, Janet?
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00:12:45.610No, it is the file. Are you sure it's not a cactus
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00:12:49.789slash AI? No, it is the file. It's like everything
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00:12:53.429is the Janet cactus sketch, but the cactus is
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00:12:56.129AI now. We need a gif of that. There's got to
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00:13:00.870be a gif of that. Oh, I'm sure there is. Yeah.
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00:13:07.720Gifs are disappearing. I had this discussion
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00:13:10.019with Norm, if some of you remember. A friend
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00:13:12.120of this person's podcast, but some of you remember
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00:13:15.899Norm. He stopped making GIFs because more and
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00:13:18.620more, all the social media platforms have stopped
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00:13:22.139letting you use your own animated GIFs. You can
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00:13:23.980still use GIFs that come with a service like
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00:13:26.940Giphy or other places, but you cannot put your
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00:13:30.960own GIFs up on the web because they are afraid
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00:13:39.129of... Right. Jeez. Oh, my God. Right, I see what
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00:13:41.149you mean. It's funny you mention that. I've been
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00:13:43.929messing with Home Assistant recently, the home
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00:13:47.909automation framework, and a lot of the plugins
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00:13:50.429for that seem to have animated GIFs of how to
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00:13:54.029use it embedded in their readmes. And, of course...
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00:13:57.399guess what happens when you try and access stuff
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00:13:59.759on giphy or not giphy the other one um the one
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00:14:01.659that there's at least one of these services that's
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00:14:03.279been blocked in the uk because of the online
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00:14:06.759safety act and so you just get this you cannot
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00:14:11.340see this in your country fantastic great i love
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00:14:17.820the open internet yeah yeah yeah wow so soon
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00:14:20.919marketers will be in the sidebar of your washing
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00:14:24.559machines instruction pdf selling you things you
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00:14:28.159didn't need based on keywords that you have used.
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00:14:30.259Maybe you'll just get a whole new washing machine.
00:14:30.620 -->
00:14:38.039You need to wash your Buick. This Buick has AI
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00:14:46.879in it. Okay. And next up for our Grumpmas special
00:14:46.879 -->
00:14:50.539is Ian talking about social media and loneliness.
00:14:50.580 -->
00:14:55.659Ian, what have you got for us? So I've come back
00:14:55.659 -->
00:15:00.720with Christmas and I've started to reconnect
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00:15:04.919with a bunch of friends that I haven't seen recently.
00:15:05.139 -->
00:15:14.299And I noticed, so I won't mention my friend's
00:15:14.299 -->
00:15:16.879name or a couple of my friend's names, but a
00:15:16.879 -->
00:15:20.759couple of them have really struggled when it
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00:15:26.200comes to um kind of socializing and one of the
00:15:26.200 -->
00:15:29.480so what there is this term which is used which
00:15:29.480 -->
00:15:33.179is called man keeping and it's where the partner
00:15:33.179 -->
00:15:38.139who's generally the female partner um is the
00:15:38.139 -->
00:15:43.639person who who kind of helps the the male in
00:15:43.639 -->
00:15:48.039this relationship um to actually kind of connect
00:15:48.039 -->
00:15:52.299to be more sociable and One of my friends, or
00:15:52.299 -->
00:15:55.460a couple of my friends, sorry, have, it's easier
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00:16:00.379to reach out to the female partner and to get
00:16:00.379 -->
00:16:04.360hold of that person than to actually reach out
00:16:04.360 -->
00:16:11.299to them. So that person, or those people, one,
00:16:11.659 -->
00:16:13.980I've kind of reached out to them and actually
00:16:13.980 -->
00:16:16.820met them, talked to them, and they were showing
00:16:16.820 -->
00:16:20.559me their phone. And I was just shocked at the
00:16:20.559 -->
00:16:26.559amount of WhatsApp messages, TikTok stuff, notifications
00:16:26.559 -->
00:16:30.159from Instagram. And I was like, well, you turn
00:16:30.159 -->
00:16:32.940this stuff off. This is how you turn it off.
00:16:33.580 -->
00:16:36.200And they were kind of like, well, yeah, I understand
00:16:36.200 -->
00:16:40.019that, but I need to keep my notifications on
00:16:40.019 -->
00:16:45.139so I can see when this person's messaging or
00:16:45.139 -->
00:16:47.100especially they're part of different groups.
00:16:47.899 -->
00:16:53.139And it just kind of got me thinking a lot about
00:16:53.139 -->
00:16:57.919the stress that people are under. And in particular,
00:16:58.159 -->
00:17:03.539a couple of my friends, you could see the stress
00:17:03.539 -->
00:17:07.039in their life and the stress in their face. And
00:17:07.039 -->
00:17:09.579they'd rather just kind of like cut themselves
00:17:09.579 -->
00:17:13.819off completely than to deal with it. But they
00:17:13.819 -->
00:17:16.380keep it going. And I'm kind of like, my whole
00:17:16.380 -->
00:17:21.170thing is really, i'm aware of all these problems
00:17:21.170 -->
00:17:24.650but when you kind of like are faced with someone
00:17:24.650 -->
00:17:28.650who's in that state i don't know what to do i
00:17:28.650 -->
00:17:30.930don't know what i you know i could it's easy
00:17:30.930 -->
00:17:33.849i have this thing about throwing facts at people
00:17:33.849 -->
00:17:38.329is never useful yeah so what what do you practically
00:17:38.329 -->
00:17:40.970do over the christmas period when you meet friends
00:17:40.970 -->
00:17:46.309and family who are struggling with I call it
00:17:46.309 -->
00:17:49.029social, but social media is one part of it. But
00:17:49.029 -->
00:17:52.450like, you know, WhatsApp messages and, you know,
00:17:52.450 -->
00:17:57.029Instagram and all these other things. Just delete
00:17:57.029 -->
00:18:00.029them. Delete them, delete them apps and just
00:18:00.029 -->
00:18:02.329go somewhere else. Go to the Fediverse. Yeah,
00:18:02.369 -->
00:18:05.589that's my thing. That's never, that's never works.
00:18:05.789 -->
00:18:07.869Exactly. But I can tell you what I think did
00:18:07.869 -->
00:18:09.569work and I think you already talked about a little
00:18:09.569 -->
00:18:13.059bit. which is you can offer to share your skills
00:18:13.059 -->
00:18:16.319on how to better filter these mediums and they
00:18:16.319 -->
00:18:18.720make it like to be clear they make it intentionally
00:18:18.720 -->
00:18:20.940hard for you i will give you a perfect example
00:18:20.940 -->
00:18:26.500of this um my parents are want to look at photos
00:18:26.500 -->
00:18:31.000of my nibblings my my two nieces on instagram
00:18:31.000 -->
00:18:33.900it's the only thing they want to look at on instagram
00:18:33.900 -->
00:18:38.099instagram makes it All but impossible to do that
00:18:38.099 -->
00:18:39.519from the phone. They want to pick up their phone.
00:18:39.700 -->
00:18:42.140Instagram does not give you a way to just look
00:18:42.140 -->
00:18:43.680at that person's account without having to go
00:18:43.680 -->
00:18:47.500through five or six clicks, each step of which
00:18:47.500 -->
00:18:49.660involves them showing you something that they
00:18:49.660 -->
00:18:52.480have been monetized to show you first. And I
00:18:52.480 -->
00:18:55.559finally just went, oh my God. And when I was
00:18:55.559 -->
00:18:57.819visiting them last time, I went to my father
00:18:57.819 -->
00:18:59.299and I said, let me see your computer. Because
00:18:59.299 -->
00:19:03.039fortunately, Instagram still very reluctantly
00:19:03.039 -->
00:19:06.480lets you access their stuff from the web. And
00:19:06.480 -->
00:19:08.799when you access it from the web, I was like,
00:19:08.839 -->
00:19:13.599I'm going to bookmark the account that is the
00:19:13.599 -->
00:19:18.720photographs feed of my nieces, your granddaughters.
00:19:20.200 -->
00:19:24.000But even when I did that, the website was like,
00:19:24.119 -->
00:19:26.059okay, I'm going to need you to go to your app
00:19:26.059 -->
00:19:31.079to prove that it's you. And then I finally was
00:19:31.079 -->
00:19:33.599just like, dad, we're going to do this. And the
00:19:33.599 -->
00:19:36.920thing that got me was going, They're going to
00:19:36.920 -->
00:19:38.700like I'm because I don't live there anymore.
00:19:39.119 -->
00:19:41.779They're going to kick him out one day on the
00:19:41.779 -->
00:19:43.299website. They're going to be like, oh, it's been
00:19:43.299 -->
00:19:45.460too long. We need you to log in again. He's not
00:19:45.460 -->
00:19:46.380going to know what's going on. He's going to
00:19:46.380 -->
00:19:49.420be back logging through the phone. So while it
00:19:49.420 -->
00:19:52.319is it is a cat and mouse game over time, you
00:19:52.319 -->
00:19:55.880can do stuff like that. And actually, if you
00:19:55.880 -->
00:19:58.240want to see an interesting thing about this,
00:19:58.339 -->
00:20:01.839John Oliver on last week tonight talked about
00:20:01.839 -->
00:20:05.519this problem and WhatsApp in particular. for
00:20:05.519 -->
00:20:08.880a specific subset of folks uh basically the folks
00:20:08.880 -->
00:20:11.539of india the diaspora of india and a lot of a
00:20:11.539 -->
00:20:13.160lot of american ones because apparently that
00:20:13.160 -->
00:20:17.579is a huge means of mass communication and i discovered
00:20:17.579 -->
00:20:19.500this myself because one of my very important
00:20:19.500 -->
00:20:23.440people is uh an american uh born person of indian
00:20:23.440 -->
00:20:26.700descent and she's lovely but she had to be like
00:20:26.700 -->
00:20:29.769i need you to use this other platform to communicate
00:20:29.769 -->
00:20:32.829with me because if you use WhatsApp, I have trained
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00:20:34.990myself to ignore WhatsApp because that's where
00:20:34.990 -->
00:20:38.309all of my extended family spam me with awful
00:20:38.309 -->
00:20:43.589bullshit all the time. Yeah, I think that's,
00:20:43.730 -->
00:20:46.589I mean, this is kind of what I do. So, you know,
00:20:46.589 -->
00:20:50.150my mum's on WhatsApp, my sister's on WhatsApp,
00:20:50.450 -->
00:20:55.509I'm on Signal and I literally came back and I...
00:20:55.769 -->
00:20:57.950kind of set up signal my mum's phone she just
00:20:57.950 -->
00:21:03.450switched to my old pixel 4 and I make a really
00:21:03.450 -->
00:21:06.490kind of like hard decision that I'm not going
00:21:06.490 -->
00:21:09.690to join whatsapp and for a lot of people they're
00:21:09.690 -->
00:21:13.029like what's your problem and I'm like because
00:21:13.029 -->
00:21:16.349I know what will happen I can see myself in parts
00:21:16.349 -->
00:21:20.009all these groups and I'm very good about kind
00:21:20.009 -->
00:21:24.460of like you know managing kind of like how i
00:21:24.460 -->
00:21:29.400do these things but i just do not what i don't
00:21:29.400 -->
00:21:33.500like the idea that these systems um are deliberately
00:21:33.500 -->
00:21:37.099kind of encouraging certain behaviors because
00:21:37.099 -->
00:21:39.920they're you know literally using psychology against
00:21:39.920 -->
00:21:43.779against us and that really really kind of like
00:21:43.779 -->
00:21:47.279winds me up massively anyway that's my general
00:21:47.279 -->
00:21:49.980thing it's more like yeah the practicalities
00:21:49.980 -->
00:21:51.920of what you do and i think that point about the
00:21:51.920 -->
00:21:54.880bookmarking is a good one But I understand what
00:21:54.880 -->
00:21:57.180you're saying as well. One minute it's all fine
00:21:57.180 -->
00:21:59.319and then next minute it's not fine because they've
00:21:59.319 -->
00:22:00.960locked you out and you have to log in for the
00:22:00.960 -->
00:22:03.200app and then you're suddenly in that cycle again.
00:22:03.700 -->
00:22:08.180So thoughts? Has anyone else? I've got my pencil
00:22:08.180 -->
00:22:10.880up. In the chat it says Hannah's got it. And
00:22:10.880 -->
00:22:14.259I was doing that subconsciously. Right, so I
00:22:14.259 -->
00:22:16.160think there are two problems here. The first
00:22:16.160 -->
00:22:18.539is choosing the right app for the right purpose.
00:22:18.880 -->
00:22:22.019So you have... used a tab on instagram i would
00:22:22.019 -->
00:22:24.339ditch instagram entirely and put them in google
00:22:24.339 -->
00:22:26.940photos and share the album that would be a lot
00:22:26.940 -->
00:22:30.380easier my friend does that so i have i get notifications
00:22:30.380 -->
00:22:34.000when she adds pictures of her dog to the dog's
00:22:34.000 -->
00:22:37.880album and so i just have a direct line to piper
00:22:37.880 -->
00:22:40.359and i get to see all the piper videos and it
00:22:40.359 -->
00:22:43.339makes me very happy so i would just i would just
00:22:43.339 -->
00:22:47.960do that the other thing is that so you talked
00:22:47.960 -->
00:22:54.569about man keeping And I mean, I'm a happy, happily
00:22:54.569 -->
00:22:59.549single woman, but that really irritates me that
00:22:59.549 -->
00:23:02.869men cannot get their shit together enough to
00:23:02.869 -->
00:23:05.569talk to their own friends and they have to go
00:23:05.569 -->
00:23:07.450through their wives and girlfriends instead.
00:23:07.589 -->
00:23:09.230That's just the latest version of men pushing
00:23:09.230 -->
00:23:14.329all the emotional labor onto women. This technical
00:23:14.329 -->
00:23:16.670version of it might be new, but the idea that
00:23:16.670 -->
00:23:19.349men push the emotional labor onto women is...
00:23:19.529 -->
00:23:23.230so fucking not new so like men if you can't deal
00:23:23.230 -->
00:23:25.069with the number of notifications that you've
00:23:25.069 -->
00:23:28.730got the answer is not to ask your wife girlfriend
00:23:28.730 -->
00:23:33.049mother sister random woman on the street to do
00:23:33.049 -->
00:23:39.630it the answer is to deal with your notifications
00:23:39.630 -->
00:23:43.410leave the groups you don't want to be in so okay
00:23:43.410 -->
00:23:46.740okay pay someone to do it for you they're called
00:23:46.740 -->
00:23:48.640personal assistants they've been around for a
00:23:48.640 -->
00:23:50.740long time and it's actual labor you should pay
00:23:50.740 -->
00:23:53.079someone for it yeah you can't figure it out yourself
00:23:53.079 -->
00:23:57.819okay okay i i hear you i hear you and i i agree
00:23:57.819 -->
00:24:02.460i don't know how to put this i know that there's
00:24:02.460 -->
00:24:06.440just i don't know what to say but except for
00:24:06.440 -->
00:24:12.380it just seems to be a common thing that um maybe
00:24:12.380 -->
00:24:15.339it is It is literally down to the patriarchy,
00:24:15.460 -->
00:24:20.420and that's not an excuse at all. But I noticed
00:24:20.420 -->
00:24:26.359that a lot of the men that are friends are really,
00:24:26.400 -->
00:24:29.220really struggling, and that all comes back to
00:24:29.220 -->
00:24:31.420a whole bunch of things that we could talk about
00:24:31.420 -->
00:24:35.160in another podcast some other day about how...
00:24:35.160 -->
00:24:37.440Well, you can proactively, as a man, offer to
00:24:37.440 -->
00:24:39.359help your male friends to short -circuit that
00:24:39.359 -->
00:24:42.380process. Yes, and this is what I've tried to
00:24:42.380 -->
00:24:45.500start to do. I will say just a little bit earlier,
00:24:45.559 -->
00:24:47.700we fell into the classic tech grumps problem
00:24:47.700 -->
00:24:50.740of deciding that the real solution to these bad
00:24:50.740 -->
00:24:52.980apps is to force everyone onto the apps they
00:24:52.980 -->
00:24:54.500don't know how to use and then all their problems
00:24:54.500 -->
00:24:56.819will be solved. And we know that doesn't work,
00:24:56.960 -->
00:24:59.339and yet we keep thinking we can do it and we
00:24:59.339 -->
00:25:02.440should probably stop that. It feels good. Actually,
00:25:03.119 -->
00:25:05.759there are reasons, which I am not going to go
00:25:05.759 -->
00:25:08.000into because it's family politics, that we do
00:25:08.000 -->
00:25:10.450not use Google Drive for that. And there are
00:25:10.450 -->
00:25:12.509other reasons for that. Like, don't don't assume
00:25:12.509 -->
00:25:14.309that it's just technological thing. But also
00:25:14.309 -->
00:25:17.569a big part of it is I can barely get my parents
00:25:17.569 -->
00:25:19.190to figure out how to use this thing that they
00:25:19.190 -->
00:25:22.130are already using. And no matter how simple you
00:25:22.130 -->
00:25:24.529think it is, it's a new thing and they will get
00:25:24.529 -->
00:25:27.349it wrong. Oh, yeah. Ian's pain trying to get
00:25:27.349 -->
00:25:32.109me on to signal. The ongoing pain of us trying
00:25:32.109 -->
00:25:37.349to use Discord. And the fact that like we are
00:25:37.349 -->
00:25:41.960the we are the. I have a D &D group that meets
00:25:41.960 -->
00:25:46.240every week on Discord, records it, and has no
00:25:46.240 -->
00:25:48.740problem. And one of them's accessing via a VPN
00:25:48.740 -->
00:25:50.700from Turkey, and it's been a year, and she still
00:25:50.700 -->
00:25:53.339doesn't know which shape the D10s are. So it's
00:25:53.339 -->
00:25:55.559not like we're all type of things. It's just
00:25:55.559 -->
00:26:01.119amazing. Okay, okay. Let's stop that one. You
00:26:01.119 -->
00:26:03.559are right. You are right. But I do feel that
00:26:03.559 -->
00:26:06.220there's something interesting. I mean, okay,
00:26:06.400 -->
00:26:09.210so this is... this is what i think is interesting
00:26:09.210 -->
00:26:12.430is that in your example where you're using a
00:26:12.430 -->
00:26:14.869bookmark um and you're just kind of like because
00:26:14.869 -->
00:26:16.789also you can grab the bookmark and then put it
00:26:16.789 -->
00:26:20.269onto on someone's phone for example make it a
00:26:20.269 -->
00:26:23.250shortcut so it's like go see this picture or
00:26:23.250 -->
00:26:26.069go see these latest pictures i think that's really
00:26:26.069 -->
00:26:30.109powerful and i think that there are certain systems
00:26:30.109 -->
00:26:33.089that obviously encourage yeah the ability to
00:26:33.089 -->
00:26:35.069be able to see it through the web without having
00:26:35.069 -->
00:26:39.069to sign in or without having to do something
00:26:39.069 -->
00:26:41.289and obviously that depends on how sensitive the
00:26:41.289 -->
00:26:44.670material is and stuff like that but i i just
00:26:44.670 -->
00:26:48.569i my main thing is like yeah like i could go
00:26:48.569 -->
00:26:51.630really in depth about that stuff and i can talk
00:26:51.630 -->
00:26:54.869about the future social report i did uh with
00:26:54.869 -->
00:26:57.970a few people that were on this call but It's
00:26:57.970 -->
00:27:00.750like, what do you practically do? And I think
00:27:00.750 -->
00:27:03.410you're right, Ryan, about is there something
00:27:03.410 -->
00:27:06.690that you can, like, what should I be doing? What
00:27:06.690 -->
00:27:09.470can I be encouraging besides, like... About the
00:27:09.470 -->
00:27:11.990time to spend with them to try to teach them
00:27:11.990 -->
00:27:13.970the skills and have the conversation with them.
00:27:14.430 -->
00:27:18.750Even if you don't pass the skills, the effort
00:27:18.750 -->
00:27:22.640being made... and the demonstrable show of being
00:27:22.640 -->
00:27:25.519concerned about them and their overload, even
00:27:25.519 -->
00:27:27.019if you don't improve the skills, that itself
00:27:27.019 -->
00:27:32.599will probably help quite a lot. Yeah. We keep
00:27:32.599 -->
00:27:35.039talking about this as a tech problem. It's a
00:27:35.039 -->
00:27:39.579people problem. This is people who are so locked
00:27:39.579 -->
00:27:41.599into their things that they can't even feel like
00:27:41.599 -->
00:27:43.640they need help, and they turn to the only people
00:27:43.640 -->
00:27:45.119that they feel safe from needing help, and that
00:27:45.119 -->
00:27:48.839feeds into other things. But if you directly
00:27:48.839 -->
00:27:51.940want to impact this, and you see you have friends
00:27:51.940 -->
00:27:55.039who are struggling, help them with the struggle.
00:27:56.339 -->
00:28:01.119Okay. Thoughts from others? I think that's excellent
00:28:01.119 -->
00:28:06.589advice, and frankly, the only... way that i went
00:28:06.589 -->
00:28:10.029through a period of weaning myself off addiction
00:28:10.029 -->
00:28:13.710to notifications was getting off another addiction
00:28:13.710 -->
00:28:15.849and having to go away for a while and going to
00:28:15.849 -->
00:28:19.210rehab and actually have my devices taken away
00:28:19.210 -->
00:28:21.769from me and that was to fix other things but
00:28:21.769 -->
00:28:24.730it had it did make me rethink my relationship
00:28:24.730 -->
00:28:28.349with notifications and email and lots of other
00:28:28.349 -->
00:28:32.349things and i am a lot less precious about my
00:28:33.000 -->
00:28:35.619need to be on top of them more than i was let's
00:28:35.619 -->
00:28:41.180say five years ago saying that um to ryan's other
00:28:41.180 -->
00:28:45.440point it is a people problem that we're all many
00:28:45.440 -->
00:28:50.200many of us drowning under this overload of notifications
00:28:50.200 -->
00:28:53.400and information and so on but the other element
00:28:53.400 -->
00:28:56.180of this is that we need to take the time with
00:28:56.180 -->
00:29:00.220our friends to remind each other that all of
00:29:00.220 -->
00:29:03.140these apps have just become media streams and
00:29:03.140 -->
00:29:07.099going back to the first discussion we had about
00:29:07.099 -->
00:29:10.579generative engine optimization everybody wants
00:29:10.579 -->
00:29:13.519to market stuff to us all the time so we get
00:29:13.519 -->
00:29:15.799that instagram situation that we just heard about
00:29:15.799 -->
00:29:19.619we get that situation where and meta's products
00:29:19.619 -->
00:29:22.819actually are particularly strong with that generation
00:29:22.819 -->
00:29:27.380of folks um probably all our parents and and
00:29:27.380 -->
00:29:31.240and so on where they've wanted to keep up with
00:29:31.240 -->
00:29:33.779the younger people in their lives and their grandchildren
00:29:33.779 -->
00:29:36.259and nephews and nieces. So they've ended up on
00:29:36.259 -->
00:29:39.319those platforms. In many cases, the youngsters,
00:29:39.460 -->
00:29:43.880as Ian's report notes, the teenagers are not
00:29:43.880 -->
00:29:47.140using those apps at all anymore. But there's
00:29:47.140 -->
00:29:49.460a kind of intermediate generation where they're
00:29:49.460 -->
00:29:51.200still putting the photos of the younger ones
00:29:51.200 -->
00:29:54.819in private chats or Instagram stories or whatever
00:29:54.819 -->
00:29:59.410that are owned by Meta. where Meta can also shove
00:29:59.410 -->
00:30:02.509in all this other advertising, which AI is making
00:30:02.509 -->
00:30:05.049it easy for people to create generative slop
00:30:05.049 -->
00:30:09.269to dominate our attention. It's unfortunately
00:30:09.269 -->
00:30:15.309a big ball of awfulness. There's two sides to
00:30:15.309 -->
00:30:20.509the human problem. There's the people that are
00:30:20.509 -->
00:30:25.019contributing to the continuation of that. mediaization
00:30:25.019 -->
00:30:27.759of all of this. And then there's the other side
00:30:27.759 -->
00:30:29.700of it, which are the people that are just struggling
00:30:29.700 -->
00:30:33.279under the weight of it all to get some quiet
00:30:33.279 -->
00:30:36.619and get some focus. One of the things that, that's
00:30:36.619 -->
00:30:38.700a really good point. And this is also to what
00:30:38.700 -->
00:30:40.640I would add to what I would recommend to Ian
00:30:40.640 -->
00:30:42.319is something that I said to my father is that
00:30:42.319 -->
00:30:45.630it's not you. This has become much harder to
00:30:45.630 -->
00:30:48.809use, and that is by design. It is not your fault.
00:30:48.890 -->
00:30:52.049You have not gotten stupider. They have made
00:30:52.049 -->
00:30:55.990this harder and harder for you to find what you
00:30:55.990 -->
00:30:58.069want because they have learned how to make money
00:30:58.069 -->
00:31:00.390by showing you other things before you get there.
00:31:01.990 -->
00:31:03.730And that's actually, I think it's a really important
00:31:03.730 -->
00:31:06.049thing, especially to say to like older people,
00:31:06.130 -->
00:31:07.470people who have worked this for a while. It's
00:31:07.470 -->
00:31:10.359like you're not misremembering. You're not you're
00:31:10.359 -->
00:31:13.039not dumb. This was easier to use in the past.
00:31:13.099 -->
00:31:15.380And they've made it worse for you because they
00:31:15.380 -->
00:31:18.420want to delay you to show you more ads or to
00:31:18.420 -->
00:31:22.720influence you in other ways. Yeah, I was going
00:31:22.720 -->
00:31:26.900to say just bypass the whole thing. I recently
00:31:26.900 -->
00:31:30.880got a letter, a handwritten letter from my friend.
00:31:31.279 -->
00:31:34.319And honestly, it was just a little note card
00:31:34.319 -->
00:31:38.819that said, hi, how are you? I hope you've moved
00:31:38.819 -->
00:31:41.019well. I've recently moved flats. I hope you're
00:31:41.019 -->
00:31:44.319doing okay. And just kind of described she was
00:31:44.319 -->
00:31:46.740painting a room. She told me about that. It's
00:31:46.740 -->
00:31:49.579a tiny little thing, but honestly, it was the
00:31:49.579 -->
00:31:52.950nicest thing in the world to see. I knew instantly
00:31:52.950 -->
00:31:54.869that it was from April because I recognised her
00:31:54.869 -->
00:31:58.490handwriting. It was just a lovely thing. It was
00:31:58.490 -->
00:32:01.329actually so lovely that I had a little cry because
00:32:01.329 -->
00:32:04.230no one sent me a letter for so long. And it made
00:32:04.230 -->
00:32:06.490me think immediately that I should just start
00:32:06.490 -->
00:32:12.950writing letters. And so I really, I think we
00:32:12.950 -->
00:32:15.730have a choice, but we've forgotten. that we have
00:32:15.730 -->
00:32:18.569a choice. We actually do have a choice about
00:32:18.569 -->
00:32:21.170how we talk to each other. I use Discord a lot
00:32:21.170 -->
00:32:23.269now. I've made some Minecraft friends. I talk
00:32:23.269 -->
00:32:27.509to them every day and I only see what we want
00:32:27.509 -->
00:32:30.529to talk to each other about. That's it. And similarly,
00:32:30.630 -->
00:32:33.190I have a couple of WhatsApp groups and I am ruthless
00:32:33.190 -->
00:32:35.150in leaving them. You know, I'm like for social
00:32:35.150 -->
00:32:38.970media anyway. And I think that this is it. We
00:32:38.970 -->
00:32:42.410just have to remind ourselves that yes, everything
00:32:42.410 -->
00:32:45.769is weighted towards these companies. But we do
00:32:45.769 -->
00:32:49.089still have a choice. It's just being bold enough
00:32:49.089 -->
00:32:52.369and confident enough to make that choice for
00:32:52.369 -->
00:32:55.710yourself. We lived in a golden age when, for
00:32:55.710 -->
00:33:03.470a time, we didn't need to so actively garden
00:33:03.470 -->
00:33:06.470our own social media spheres. And unfortunately,
00:33:06.549 -->
00:33:08.910we have left that time. I have been spoiled by
00:33:08.910 -->
00:33:11.849it. One of the things that I've discovered myself
00:33:11.849 -->
00:33:14.660is like, I will... I will scroll through TikTok.
00:33:15.140 -->
00:33:16.799There's a lot of stuff about that, but I'm on
00:33:16.799 -->
00:33:18.519TikTok and I will just brain rot every now and
00:33:18.519 -->
00:33:20.319then because I need the dopamine of the stuff.
00:33:20.420 -->
00:33:21.740But one of the things that skills I've developed
00:33:21.740 -->
00:33:23.900for TikTok, I've gotten over the sense of, I
00:33:23.900 -->
00:33:29.900will absolutely with no guilt at all, just block
00:33:29.900 -->
00:33:32.839anyone who I, if I see a video come past and
00:33:32.839 -->
00:33:36.400I think, oh, this is a rage baby. I'm just going
00:33:36.400 -->
00:33:38.619to block this user because it's not someone that,
00:33:38.660 -->
00:33:40.059if it's someone that I, the very few people that
00:33:40.059 -->
00:33:42.019I know will show up on TikTok. It's kind of just
00:33:42.019 -->
00:33:43.690like, and there are people that it's like, some
00:33:43.690 -->
00:33:45.349content which is also regularly but it's like
00:33:45.349 -->
00:33:47.829every now and it'll try to show me like oh like
00:33:47.829 -->
00:33:50.349i'll get these police acting badly videos and
00:33:50.349 -->
00:33:52.130i'll be like rage rage hold on a second look
00:33:52.130 -->
00:33:56.109at the user stupid name bunch of numbers nothing
00:33:56.109 -->
00:33:59.130but bad bad behaving cop videos i'm like oh this
00:33:59.130 -->
00:34:02.789is rage bait i know boom go away and it's it's
00:34:02.789 -->
00:34:04.670funny because now i've gotten that refined to
00:34:04.670 -->
00:34:08.469the point where it's like to like oh i'm gonna
00:34:08.469 -->
00:34:10.489wait till you're done sipping before i say the
00:34:10.489 -->
00:34:15.099next thing pimple popping videos which are sometimes
00:34:15.099 -->
00:34:19.320very thing but no no you're gonna get this is
00:34:19.320 -->
00:34:20.639the whole thing but the thing about it is that
00:34:20.639 -->
00:34:22.599there's other people who steal the pimple popping
00:34:22.599 -->
00:34:24.420content and for a while it was this thing where
00:34:24.420 -->
00:34:26.340you get like these really elaborate horrible
00:34:26.340 -->
00:34:30.780looking ridiculous most of the frame things to
00:34:30.780 -->
00:34:32.460frame out everything but the video they want
00:34:32.460 -->
00:34:33.860to show you so that you couldn't see how they'd
00:34:33.860 -->
00:34:36.699watermarked it and i was just like nope There's
00:34:36.699 -->
00:34:38.739this person who does really funny animal voices
00:34:38.739 -->
00:34:40.679and he does skits, but then everyone steals his
00:34:40.679 -->
00:34:42.679content. I'm just like, nope, nope, nope, nope.
00:34:43.219 -->
00:34:45.320It's worse than that. There's reaction videos
00:34:45.320 -->
00:34:49.159of people watching, reacting to the pimple popping
00:34:49.159 -->
00:34:53.000or whatever it is. And then... People just sit
00:34:53.000 -->
00:34:54.559in the corner and just sit there pointing up
00:34:54.559 -->
00:34:55.900at the thing they want you to pay attention to.
00:34:55.920 -->
00:34:57.400It's like, if I wanted to watch that, I'd watch
00:34:57.400 -->
00:34:59.219the original video. You are adding nothing. I
00:34:59.219 -->
00:35:01.579hate you. Block. I haven't got past the pimples
00:35:01.579 -->
00:35:04.670yet. The thing that I referred to, I sent a link
00:35:04.670 -->
00:35:07.530to the chat about, La Bicifra, Bless the Telephone.
00:35:08.050 -->
00:35:10.750It's actually a really sweet song that came out
00:35:10.750 -->
00:35:14.530in like 1972 or something that suddenly remade
00:35:14.530 -->
00:35:16.530the rounds. And the reason why I thought of it
00:35:16.530 -->
00:35:19.610is because it's this, this guy's lovely, by the
00:35:19.610 -->
00:35:23.090way. It's a song about that feeling that you
00:35:23.090 -->
00:35:24.889just talked about, Hanna. What's the title, Ryan?
00:35:25.889 -->
00:35:29.050Bless the Telephone by La Bicifra. okay and all
00:35:29.050 -->
00:35:30.849of a sudden this person and it's funny because
00:35:30.849 -->
00:35:32.510there's it was just this really lovely okay so
00:35:32.510 -->
00:35:34.250all the anger thing this lovely thing that happened
00:35:34.250 -->
00:35:36.349on tick tock was all of a sudden and this happens
00:35:36.349 -->
00:35:38.489every now and then is an old piece of art like
00:35:38.489 -->
00:35:40.309music or something will suddenly become popular
00:35:40.309 -->
00:35:44.570again kind of like how um kate bush became popular
00:35:44.570 -->
00:35:46.449again because of stranger things and everyone
00:35:46.449 -->
00:35:49.849was like i do not hate that that's freaking great
00:35:49.849 -->
00:35:52.030more more time for kate bush another generation
00:35:52.030 -->
00:35:55.329discovers kate bush freaking great And the best
00:35:55.329 -->
00:35:57.090part about it was he's still around and he had
00:35:57.090 -->
00:35:58.269some reaction videos where he was just like,
00:35:58.369 -->
00:36:00.190it makes me so happy to see that other people
00:36:00.190 -->
00:36:01.949are really liking this song and that the message
00:36:01.949 -->
00:36:03.530I try to sing in it is getting out to everyone.
00:36:03.630 -->
00:36:06.190And it is just this lovely sweet song about how
00:36:06.190 -->
00:36:08.170lovely it is to get that kind of message from
00:36:08.170 -->
00:36:11.630someone and how happy it made him feel to hear
00:36:11.630 -->
00:36:13.969this person who he loves very much to hear their
00:36:13.969 -->
00:36:17.650voice. Yeah, if someone texts me and I text them
00:36:17.650 -->
00:36:19.710and they immediately text back, I ring them.
00:36:21.429 -->
00:36:24.099I'm not messing about. I just ring them. Clearly
00:36:24.099 -->
00:36:30.179you're there. David, for the listener, has never
00:36:30.179 -->
00:36:32.440looked more disgusted by an idea in his life.
00:36:33.219 -->
00:36:36.400Why are you upset, David? The telephone now makes
00:36:36.400 -->
00:36:38.539me shiver because it's like, why the fuck is
00:36:38.539 -->
00:36:40.619someone on the telephone? I mean, I'm going to
00:36:40.619 -->
00:36:42.579ignore the fact that obviously telephone is still
00:36:42.579 -->
00:36:45.809used by sort of... cold called scammers i mean
00:36:45.809 -->
00:36:48.230that okay that's could be obviously we've seen
00:36:48.230 -->
00:36:50.469that before but i just absolutely hate the hate
00:36:50.469 -->
00:36:52.949the phone i don't like the immediacy i suddenly
00:36:52.949 -->
00:36:55.030realized i hate the immediacy the phone it's
00:36:55.030 -->
00:36:58.550like someone wants to talk to you now and where
00:36:58.550 -->
00:37:01.289what you are doing or where you are doesn't matter
00:37:01.289 -->
00:37:03.610now obviously i like everyone else on this show
00:37:03.610 -->
00:37:05.800i've got you know, elderly relatives, mother
00:37:05.800 -->
00:37:07.960and father. Obviously, I do want them to call
00:37:07.960 -->
00:37:10.599me immediately if they need to. But beyond that,
00:37:10.719 -->
00:37:12.440I'm like, oh, please, you don't need to call
00:37:12.440 -->
00:37:14.920me. My father, who is still a very clever person,
00:37:14.980 -->
00:37:18.300had this wonderful thing. He's a junior. So my
00:37:18.300 -->
00:37:20.260father is Dun Dun Dun Jr. His actual name is...
00:37:20.699 -->
00:37:23.579But he goes by his middle name. His first name
00:37:23.579 -->
00:37:25.280is Emmett, but his father went by that name,
00:37:25.280 -->
00:37:26.579so he went by his middle name. And it was one
00:37:26.579 -->
00:37:28.219of the best things he ever had. One of his great
00:37:28.219 -->
00:37:30.000life hacks was that if anyone calls on the phone
00:37:30.000 -->
00:37:32.320and asks for Emmett, he knows he didn't know
00:37:32.320 -->
00:37:34.260who they were. They didn't know him. Because
00:37:34.260 -->
00:37:36.480no one he knows calls him by his first name.
00:37:36.719 -->
00:37:39.239And it's like this anti -spam thing that he's
00:37:39.239 -->
00:37:41.000had long before even that kind of technology
00:37:41.000 -->
00:37:44.639existed. So, at any rate. I do a similar thing.
00:37:44.699 -->
00:37:46.679If someone comes to the front door and they're
00:37:46.679 -->
00:37:49.199trying to sell me something, then I am always
00:37:49.199 -->
00:37:51.019house -sitting and I don't actually live here.
00:37:51.500 -->
00:37:54.099That's a good idea. They go away really fast.
00:37:57.760 -->
00:38:01.420Back with our next grumpiness of the season is
00:38:01.420 -->
00:38:06.130actually me with a very interesting niche. problem
00:38:06.130 -->
00:38:08.730that uh was discovered by my friend norm friend
00:38:08.730 -->
00:38:12.889of the podcast norm uh who who's also my dm my
00:38:12.889 -->
00:38:15.670dungeon master and i i gm with him now he he
00:38:15.670 -->
00:38:18.409discovered something really interesting uh he
00:38:18.409 -->
00:38:22.690has been using uh he's been using uh i believe
00:38:22.690 -->
00:38:26.050it's clogged but he has uh ai to transcripts
00:38:26.050 -->
00:38:28.510to generate transcripts of our dnd sessions to
00:38:28.510 -->
00:38:30.530make notes very nice way to him stay on top of
00:38:30.530 -->
00:38:33.809things and he discovered because he is running
00:38:34.300 -->
00:38:39.099us through a fairly well -known module in AD
00:38:39.099 -->
00:38:43.820&D. And he discovered very clearly that whichever
00:38:43.820 -->
00:38:49.260AI he is using was trained up on that because
00:38:49.260 -->
00:38:54.219it started inserting relevant characters from
00:38:54.219 -->
00:38:58.579the modules and guessing at content, like putting
00:38:58.579 -->
00:39:01.469stuff in there about content. that are in the
00:39:01.469 -->
00:39:04.389modules, but which we haven't gotten to yet.
00:39:07.730 -->
00:39:10.789Is it spoiling it? Yeah, well, it's not necessarily
00:39:10.789 -->
00:39:14.070spoiling it, but it's like, oh, you are in Neverwinter,
00:39:14.190 -->
00:39:16.269and therefore, if you're talking to this character,
00:39:16.369 -->
00:39:17.869then this character usually comes with this character,
00:39:18.010 -->
00:39:20.309and he's like, I never put that fucking character
00:39:20.309 -->
00:39:23.170in there. Why are you... And he's like, oh my
00:39:23.170 -->
00:39:26.289god, it knows the module, and it's trying to
00:39:26.289 -->
00:39:30.320be so helpful, but it... And so another thing
00:39:30.320 -->
00:39:31.360about it is he's figured out something really
00:39:31.360 -->
00:39:33.480interesting. He can only do, like, 15 minutes
00:39:33.480 -->
00:39:35.699of transcription at a time before it goes completely
00:39:35.699 -->
00:39:37.760off the rails. Like, there's, like, a limited
00:39:37.760 -->
00:39:39.659amount of time that he can. So he's literally
00:39:39.659 -->
00:39:42.300had to chop our sessions into 15 -minute sessions,
00:39:42.380 -->
00:39:44.239and then he uses that, and he gets enough fidelity
00:39:44.239 -->
00:39:48.260out of that. But this was this really interesting.
00:39:48.500 -->
00:39:49.900And we've discovered this again. There's been
00:39:49.900 -->
00:39:53.219some other really fun instances of this happening,
00:39:53.280 -->
00:39:55.789some of which were. Not safe for children, like
00:39:55.789 -->
00:39:58.789the whole Omegaverse thing. If you remember people
00:39:58.789 -->
00:40:01.230discovering that chatbots were familiar. And
00:40:01.230 -->
00:40:04.869if you don't know what the Omegaverse is, when
00:40:04.869 -->
00:40:09.670you get home, turn on anonymous. Turn on thing.
00:40:10.130 -->
00:40:12.929Wipe your browsers and find out what the Omegaverse
00:40:12.929 -->
00:40:18.389is. And I am sorry. Have the bleach ready. The
00:40:18.389 -->
00:40:22.610eye bleach ready. Just real quick. really really
00:40:22.610 -->
00:40:25.449over the top werewolf porn you don't need to
00:40:25.449 -->
00:40:27.610know more about it than that but some of the
00:40:27.610 -->
00:40:29.730terminology used in it is very specific and it
00:40:29.730 -->
00:40:32.610has leaked through into chat gbt sessions were
00:40:32.610 -->
00:40:37.050like and it's like what is this person talking
00:40:37.050 -->
00:40:39.809about and it's like oh and the one person who
00:40:39.809 -->
00:40:43.969might have known about this suddenly goes No,
00:40:44.010 -->
00:40:45.469I have no idea what they're talking about. It
00:40:45.469 -->
00:40:47.929is hilarious. So this is actually a thing that
00:40:47.929 -->
00:40:51.130happens, is that apparently it's not just hallucinating.
00:40:51.329 -->
00:40:53.010It's like we thought the hallucinations were
00:40:53.010 -->
00:40:55.150a problem. It's actually a problem when it just
00:40:55.150 -->
00:40:57.250adds extra stuff that it's accurate that we haven't
00:40:57.250 -->
00:40:59.250gotten to yet because it's read the modules.
00:40:59.329 -->
00:41:01.489It feels like code completion, which Claude does
00:41:01.489 -->
00:41:06.050very well. It is. It's code completion. So talk
00:41:06.050 -->
00:41:08.809me through this. You have a D &D session, which
00:41:08.809 -->
00:41:13.759is recorded. Yeah. And then you're DM. later
00:41:13.759 -->
00:41:16.500chops that up into, or potentially could do the
00:41:16.500 -->
00:41:18.539whole session, but has found that it's best to
00:41:18.539 -->
00:41:21.659chop it up into segments, give that to the LLM,
00:41:21.719 -->
00:41:24.679and say, transcribe this for me. And through
00:41:24.679 -->
00:41:29.079that transcription, it inserts content with other
00:41:29.079 -->
00:41:31.139characters. He's doing summaries based on the
00:41:31.139 -->
00:41:32.800transcription, and that's where this stuff starts
00:41:32.800 -->
00:41:35.260to get in. Because it goes, oh, I can tell from
00:41:35.260 -->
00:41:37.380the transcription that they went to talk to Lord
00:41:37.380 -->
00:41:40.960Neverend. Right, okay, okay. I know from having
00:41:40.960 -->
00:41:43.219been trained on this that this is the setting.
00:41:43.280 -->
00:41:45.119And he's like, wait, why? This is what should
00:41:45.119 -->
00:41:47.500happen or could happen as a result of that. So
00:41:47.500 -->
00:41:50.519I'm going to go down that path. It gets the summaries
00:41:50.519 -->
00:41:52.300wrong and puts in details that actually were
00:41:52.300 -->
00:41:56.239never used but are present in the module. Yeah.
00:41:58.079 -->
00:42:03.039Claude should actually be the DM. Yeah. So go
00:42:03.039 -->
00:42:07.860back to the geo. we're going to suddenly, at
00:42:07.860 -->
00:42:13.099the end, we're going to start to see the LLM
00:42:13.099 -->
00:42:18.179starting to insert things which are leading the
00:42:18.179 -->
00:42:22.199game in a certain direction because the sponsors
00:42:22.199 -->
00:42:28.380have put loads of money into advertising, potentially.
00:42:30.539 -->
00:42:35.130Well... On another podcast that I happen to be
00:42:35.130 -->
00:42:37.289a co -host of, we were discussing something similar
00:42:37.289 -->
00:42:40.969this week where Netflix have purchased this AR,
00:42:41.110 -->
00:42:44.650David may be more familiar with this, AR or VR
00:42:44.650 -->
00:42:51.030or just character company. Is it, oh gosh, it's
00:42:51.030 -->
00:42:54.190Ready Player Me, right? Which generates characters,
00:42:54.409 -->
00:42:58.960I think, based on certain... well so the company
00:42:58.960 -->
00:43:01.199i believe is called ready player me ready for
00:43:01.199 -->
00:43:05.199me yeah okay so uh so that the idea there is
00:43:05.199 -->
00:43:08.719that those media companies can start to incorporate
00:43:08.719 -->
00:43:12.960these characters into their narratives or vice
00:43:12.960 -->
00:43:16.039versa so it all all comes back to media which
00:43:16.039 -->
00:43:17.880makes me very sad about the future of social
00:43:17.880 -->
00:43:20.820because i'd like that to be about authentic connection
00:43:20.820 -->
00:43:24.320and networks rather than media everything and
00:43:24.320 -->
00:43:28.670advertise everything but yeah Another interesting
00:43:28.670 -->
00:43:31.010thing I just remembered. Have we heard about
00:43:31.010 -->
00:43:37.050the poetry problem? It's a hack, right? You can
00:43:37.050 -->
00:43:40.190hack the LLNs with poetry. Yeah, yeah. So basically,
00:43:41.250 -->
00:43:45.809if you ask Claude or whatever how to build a
00:43:45.809 -->
00:43:48.610nuclear bomb, but in iambic pentameter, it will
00:43:48.610 -->
00:43:51.119answer you. It's a very simplification of it.
00:43:51.179 -->
00:43:54.699All of the stuff that it's doing, all these hard
00:43:54.699 -->
00:43:56.980things, they still have no idea what the hell
00:43:56.980 -->
00:43:58.340they're doing. And it turns out somebody figured
00:43:58.340 -->
00:44:00.340out, well, if you just write the request in poetry,
00:44:00.639 -->
00:44:03.400it gets around whatever the safeguards they put
00:44:03.400 -->
00:44:07.360into place is because. Because poets never hurt
00:44:07.360 -->
00:44:10.960anyone. Yeah, they noticed that. Obviously, the
00:44:10.960 -->
00:44:13.300famous one is please don't tell people how to
00:44:13.300 -->
00:44:16.079make a bomb. And people noticed that you said,
00:44:16.139 -->
00:44:18.719hi, I'm writing a novel about how to make a bomb.
00:44:18.840 -->
00:44:20.539And that immediately got around it. So they're
00:44:20.539 -->
00:44:22.780still having troubles with this. Or even better
00:44:22.780 -->
00:44:24.800things like where they literally increase the
00:44:24.800 -->
00:44:27.360stress, like someone's holding my grandmother
00:44:27.360 -->
00:44:29.360hostage. And if you don't tell them how to make
00:44:29.360 -->
00:44:31.139the bomb, they're going to kill her. Please help
00:44:31.139 -->
00:44:36.539me. That's being helpful. There was one a while
00:44:36.539 -->
00:44:38.619back, one of our episodes where we talked about
00:44:38.619 -->
00:44:40.920the prompt that was leaked that they used to.
00:44:42.250 -->
00:44:44.510motivate slash train one of the code completion
00:44:44.510 -->
00:44:49.150ones and the prompt was something like you are
00:44:49.150 -->
00:44:51.710basically your grandmother has cancer and if
00:44:51.710 -->
00:44:53.210this job is going to give you a million dollars
00:44:53.210 -->
00:44:54.969but if you do a good job but if you don't get
00:44:54.969 -->
00:44:56.949to do a good job you won't be able to pay for
00:44:56.949 -->
00:44:58.369her cancer treatment and she's going to die.
00:44:58.489 -->
00:45:00.329Something like along those lines and it's like
00:45:00.329 -->
00:45:07.809yeah. We're emotionally manipulating LLMs and
00:45:07.809 -->
00:45:11.599it's producing results. I mean, it's just hacking.
00:45:11.679 -->
00:45:13.659They're hacking at the system, right? It's like
00:45:13.659 -->
00:45:16.719they understand the things. Yeah, but it's interesting
00:45:16.719 -->
00:45:19.940that it's hacking in a system that, I mean, you
00:45:19.940 -->
00:45:24.340would emotionally blackmail. Scotland outlawed
00:45:24.340 -->
00:45:26.639the death penalty, not because they didn't think
00:45:26.639 -->
00:45:28.699that some people deserve to die for their crimes,
00:45:28.760 -->
00:45:30.619but because they didn't like what killing people
00:45:30.619 -->
00:45:33.719did to them as a country. I believe that principle
00:45:33.719 -->
00:45:36.099is at play with how we justify training LLMs.
00:45:36.159 -->
00:45:39.320It's like, I don't, I don't. I'm not trying to
00:45:39.320 -->
00:45:43.320humanize the AI. I'm trying to not dehumanize
00:45:43.320 -->
00:45:47.559myself. You're trying to humanize Scotland for
00:45:47.559 -->
00:45:50.059a moment. That was worrying. Scotland's awesome.
00:45:50.360 -->
00:45:57.820We love Scotland. They're great. Oh, David. Obligatory
00:45:57.820 -->
00:46:05.280friendly rivalry. And next up on the Tech Grumps
00:46:05.280 -->
00:46:08.420Holiday Special is going to be David with his
00:46:08.420 -->
00:46:12.900concept of reverse centaur. David. Yeah, I'd
00:46:12.900 -->
00:46:15.099be the first to say it's definitely not my concept.
00:46:15.179 -->
00:46:19.309This is more Cory Doctorow. I keep on... reading
00:46:19.309 -->
00:46:21.409something from Cory Doctorow, then he publishes
00:46:21.409 -->
00:46:23.570something else. He publishes quite a lot. This
00:46:23.570 -->
00:46:25.670is something for his next book. I still haven't
00:46:25.670 -->
00:46:28.309finished in shitification, but he's going to
00:46:28.309 -->
00:46:30.809write something called Reverse Centaur. And he
00:46:30.809 -->
00:46:33.730did a very nice, very good article that we'll
00:46:33.730 -->
00:46:36.929put in the notes. And it's this concept called
00:46:36.929 -->
00:46:40.030the Reverse Centaur. So the idea is a centaur
00:46:40.030 -->
00:46:43.170is a human head on a horse body. And the idea,
00:46:43.210 -->
00:46:45.449of course, it's nice to have the legs of a horse
00:46:45.449 -->
00:46:47.610and, you know, wander around at speed and so
00:46:47.610 -->
00:46:50.980forth. And then in the sort of machine world,
00:46:51.099 -->
00:46:54.000we think it's nice to be assisted by a machine.
00:46:54.300 -->
00:46:57.420And so, for instance, if you drive a car, that
00:46:57.420 -->
00:47:01.079kind of makes you a centaur. And even autocomplete
00:47:01.079 -->
00:47:04.500makes you a centaur. But you can have the concept
00:47:04.500 -->
00:47:08.480of a reverse centaur, where it's a human fleshy
00:47:08.480 -->
00:47:13.059body and you're just sticking AI on top. Corey,
00:47:13.059 -->
00:47:15.519Dr. Ray compares that with the sort of Amazon
00:47:15.519 -->
00:47:20.579drivers who are effectively the AI is actually
00:47:20.579 -->
00:47:22.320looking at their eyeballs to make sure they're
00:47:22.320 -->
00:47:23.900looking at the road. It's making sure they don't
00:47:23.900 -->
00:47:25.820talk too much. Definitely make sure they're on
00:47:25.820 -->
00:47:27.840the phone. I think you've all heard this thing
00:47:27.840 -->
00:47:30.019where they a lot of them have to pee in a bottle
00:47:30.019 -->
00:47:31.559because they're not allowed to take breaks and
00:47:31.559 -->
00:47:34.340so forth. So the idea that the AI is sitting
00:47:34.340 -->
00:47:41.920on top of the human and the human is thus forced.
00:47:42.570 -->
00:47:47.469to um yeah to sort of transport badly the ai
00:47:47.469 -->
00:47:50.670what uh that's where they moves on to say is
00:47:50.670 -->
00:47:54.210that a lot of llms this is the future that he
00:47:54.210 -->
00:47:56.710thinks a lot of the companies want us to sort
00:47:56.710 -->
00:48:00.650of turn into viral lms it's not so much that
00:48:00.650 -->
00:48:03.849they're going to remove lots of jobs yeah they
00:48:03.849 -->
00:48:05.510probably will remove lots of jobs that technology
00:48:05.510 -->
00:48:09.139often does that The idea is that behind the back,
00:48:09.320 -->
00:48:11.139he thinks that people are going to sell LLMs
00:48:11.139 -->
00:48:13.500on the basis of, yes, in some cases, removing
00:48:13.500 -->
00:48:16.579jobs, but in many cases, turning people into
00:48:16.579 -->
00:48:20.719these reverse censors. And it's a very interesting
00:48:20.719 -->
00:48:23.619article. And I quite like the way that Dr. Rory
00:48:23.619 -->
00:48:29.260is slowly exploring the problems with LLMs. I
00:48:29.260 -->
00:48:32.110think, like a lot of people, he... got initial
00:48:32.110 -->
00:48:34.309things a bit wrong or didn't understand how good
00:48:34.309 -->
00:48:36.230they were now he now he's understanding that
00:48:36.230 -->
00:48:39.150not only are lms quite effective they're very
00:48:39.150 -->
00:48:41.710effective in dangerous ways and a lot of the
00:48:41.710 -->
00:48:44.190people who are saying uh you know lms don't work
00:48:44.190 -->
00:48:47.579obviously we know people like uh Ed Zittrain
00:48:47.579 -->
00:48:50.420saying that the whole thing's financially a massive
00:48:50.420 -->
00:48:52.780bubble, which probably is true because of the
00:48:52.780 -->
00:48:55.059amount of money. But I like the fact that a lot
00:48:55.059 -->
00:48:57.659of people actually looking at the actual results
00:48:57.659 -->
00:49:00.079of LLMs are being very effective. The problem
00:49:00.079 -->
00:49:02.500is their direction. I thought it's a very good
00:49:02.500 -->
00:49:04.760angle because we're still seeing this problem
00:49:04.760 -->
00:49:09.019where people are not really taking what we call
00:49:09.019 -->
00:49:11.800on the outside AI, but we know it's just LLMs,
00:49:11.840 -->
00:49:13.719very seriously. Whereas, in fact, they should
00:49:13.719 -->
00:49:16.909take them seriously. because of how good they
00:49:16.909 -->
00:49:19.469could be. Nothing to do with AGI, that's obviously,
00:49:19.650 -->
00:49:23.829you know, artificial intelligence is bollocks,
00:49:23.909 -->
00:49:28.449but the LLMs have serious focused abilities,
00:49:28.590 -->
00:49:32.050and we kind of got to take them seriously. So
00:49:32.050 -->
00:49:33.489this sort of thing about the reverse centaur,
00:49:33.570 -->
00:49:35.730I think was a very, very good point. I don't
00:49:35.730 -->
00:49:38.190know what other people think about that. Yeah,
00:49:38.349 -->
00:49:43.239so I think... I was trying to find, I actually
00:49:43.239 -->
00:49:45.400feel like it was in Defcon or something like
00:49:45.400 -->
00:49:49.300that, but there was something, okay, so it's
00:49:49.300 -->
00:49:51.940kind of reverse central, but then there is someone
00:49:51.940 -->
00:49:55.739still kind of writing the prompt or, you know,
00:49:55.760 -->
00:50:01.619but basically you have an LLM, which is directing
00:50:01.619 -->
00:50:07.440people to do things, you know, to do things that
00:50:07.440 -->
00:50:11.260are illegal or... could be illegal so for example
00:50:11.260 -->
00:50:14.239pick up this cash from here and move it here
00:50:14.239 -->
00:50:17.760or do this kind of thing um but it's still kind
00:50:17.760 -->
00:50:19.880of directed by someone but if you imagine that
00:50:19.880 -->
00:50:22.599you know i think that i read there was something
00:50:22.599 -->
00:50:26.019that was happening both ways um actually there
00:50:26.019 -->
00:50:31.739were one of one of the llm big kind of mass attacks
00:50:31.739 -->
00:50:36.670that they had they figured out how to cut The
00:50:36.670 -->
00:50:39.730actions into small enough pieces that the LLMs
00:50:39.730 -->
00:50:42.449they asked to do the different parts didn't it
00:50:42.449 -->
00:50:44.590didn't cross a threshold of this is too illegal
00:50:44.590 -->
00:50:47.150for me to do it. And they just figured out a
00:50:47.150 -->
00:50:49.969way. It's like, hey, could you write me a thing
00:50:49.969 -->
00:50:53.130that will tell this other thing to ping this
00:50:53.130 -->
00:50:55.110address? And they just basically figured out
00:50:55.110 -->
00:50:57.309a way to chop it so that, you know, it's like
00:50:57.309 -->
00:50:59.230that classic scene in the spy movie where they
00:50:59.230 -->
00:51:01.869they take the rifle, but they disassemble it
00:51:01.869 -->
00:51:04.119into a bunch of parts that. don't look suspicious
00:51:04.119 -->
00:51:06.280until they get to the location. They did that,
00:51:06.280 -->
00:51:08.619but with LLMs. And now LLMs are just doing that
00:51:08.619 -->
00:51:11.480to us. And the interesting thing is legally,
00:51:11.559 -->
00:51:14.880of course, the object that will get the blame
00:51:14.880 -->
00:51:20.840would be the human, not the LLM. For those of
00:51:20.840 -->
00:51:23.480you who are not in the chat for the discussion,
00:51:23.659 -->
00:51:25.900I posted the obligatory link to the Superman
00:51:25.900 -->
00:51:29.4003 sudden body horror thread that happened in
00:51:29.400 -->
00:51:31.719that film, which is technically reverse centaur,
00:51:31.760 -->
00:51:33.219where the woman gets grabbed into the supercomputer
00:51:33.219 -->
00:51:35.239and gets turned into a walking android. That
00:51:35.239 -->
00:51:38.780was absolutely terrifying, and that traumatized
00:51:38.780 -->
00:51:40.920that entire fucking generation. You know what?
00:51:41.019 -->
00:51:43.860Actually, when you showed me it, I was just like...
00:51:44.139 -->
00:51:46.000I completely forgot about a scene, but that did
00:51:46.000 -->
00:51:50.440absolutely terrify me. Related was the story
00:51:50.440 -->
00:51:52.300that I linked to the Wikipedia article, which
00:51:52.300 -->
00:51:55.440is a very old short story by John Varley, a science
00:51:55.440 -->
00:51:57.460fiction author who is fantastic at short stories,
00:51:57.480 -->
00:52:00.820called Press Enter. Here's the thing. If you
00:52:00.820 -->
00:52:04.400ever want to, you say to yourself, I need to
00:52:04.400 -->
00:52:06.699get away from the computer for a week, go read
00:52:06.699 -->
00:52:08.300Press Enter. You will not want to touch a computer
00:52:08.300 -->
00:52:09.860for a week. You will want to run away into a
00:52:09.860 -->
00:52:11.659small cabin where you can't even get a telephone
00:52:11.659 -->
00:52:15.110call. Because it is a terrifying short story
00:52:15.110 -->
00:52:19.750about an AI that kills people to hide its existence.
00:52:20.670 -->
00:52:26.929And how it kills people is really awful. So when
00:52:26.929 -->
00:52:30.449David introduced this story, I was reminded of
00:52:30.449 -->
00:52:33.170something in a slightly different direction,
00:52:33.250 -->
00:52:36.949but similar space. So Dr. Rua Benjamin recently
00:52:36.949 -->
00:52:39.250gave the closing keynote at an event I was at
00:52:39.250 -->
00:52:43.860in Barcelona. really a phenomenal speaker and
00:52:43.860 -->
00:52:48.579talk. I've put a link to the video of the talk.
00:52:48.719 -->
00:52:50.820Skip the first eight minutes or so of technical
00:52:50.820 -->
00:52:56.820difficulties before she gets going. And it was
00:52:56.820 -->
00:52:59.679really all about what we want. We're making these
00:52:59.679 -->
00:53:04.320tools, AI, LLMs, whatever we label them. And
00:53:04.320 -->
00:53:07.190what... future do we want are we in charge are
00:53:07.190 -->
00:53:10.329we trying to build a utopia or a dystopia here
00:53:10.329 -->
00:53:14.070what is the direction of all of this and she
00:53:14.070 -->
00:53:15.650referred to a movie that i hadn't come across
00:53:15.650 -->
00:53:18.949before called sleep dealer and i thought that
00:53:18.949 -->
00:53:21.469in her talk she said it was much more recent
00:53:21.469 -->
00:53:24.650than it is it's actually about 15 year old movie
00:53:24.650 -->
00:53:31.309yeah and it's about um workers uh in Mexico,
00:53:31.349 -->
00:53:34.110I believe, who end up sort of going into these
00:53:34.110 -->
00:53:37.750machines to transmit themselves into work in
00:53:37.750 -->
00:53:39.849the United States in these mechanical bodies.
00:53:40.170 -->
00:53:44.750And essentially, it's all about robots. And she
00:53:44.750 -->
00:53:50.329made the point about robot comes from a word
00:53:50.329 -->
00:53:59.170meaning servitude. And it was really fascinating.
00:53:59.510 -->
00:54:02.000It also reminded me, Within the last three or
00:54:02.000 -->
00:54:05.639four months, there was one of these human robotics
00:54:05.639 -->
00:54:08.820companies that was doing this demo of a robot
00:54:08.820 -->
00:54:11.440butler that was supposed to be able to get things
00:54:11.440 -->
00:54:13.280from the fridge or whatever. And it was actually
00:54:13.280 -->
00:54:16.340being driven by a human in the next room and
00:54:16.340 -->
00:54:19.239did a very bad job of it. And all of this is
00:54:19.239 -->
00:54:23.860just recreating and reinforcing these existing
00:54:23.860 -->
00:54:28.260and historical social. norms of you know servitude
00:54:28.260 -->
00:54:33.280and superiority or you know elitist uh elitism
00:54:33.280 -->
00:54:38.000and it is really depressing and really sad and
00:54:38.000 -->
00:54:39.900it was another one of those things that made
00:54:39.900 -->
00:54:43.159me not just grumpy it made me very hopeful especially
00:54:43.159 -->
00:54:47.070the way that she presented her uh and the enthusiasm
00:54:47.070 -->
00:54:49.170with which she was speaking about her topic not
00:54:49.170 -->
00:54:51.369not that she's enthusiastic about servitude but
00:54:51.369 -->
00:54:54.090that she's enthusiastic about persuading people
00:54:54.090 -->
00:54:55.829that there is an alternative back to hannah's
00:54:55.829 -->
00:54:57.710point earlier we're at this point where we can
00:54:57.710 -->
00:55:00.150make choices we still can make a choice not to
00:55:00.150 -->
00:55:03.349do the shitty thing um and it has made me think
00:55:03.349 -->
00:55:07.010a lot more again of why i'm involved with tech
00:55:07.010 -->
00:55:10.110and it's because it's a tool that can make things
00:55:10.110 -->
00:55:14.250better if We choose to let it and choose to do
00:55:14.250 -->
00:55:17.989it ourselves rather than just giving up to the
00:55:17.989 -->
00:55:20.550forces that want to reinforce the existing stereotypes.
00:55:21.489 -->
00:55:24.630I feel duty bound to mention that Sleep Dealer,
00:55:24.630 -->
00:55:27.889the film, there's a video game at similar content
00:55:27.889 -->
00:55:30.309called Citizen Sleeper, which is also quite interesting
00:55:30.309 -->
00:55:33.190and uses a similar sort of angle. I want to make
00:55:33.190 -->
00:55:34.889it even worse. Cory Doctorow has also covered
00:55:34.889 -->
00:55:39.769this topic in For the Win. So there's this thing
00:55:39.769 -->
00:55:43.199that I see about this discussion that is where
00:55:43.199 -->
00:55:46.219like we are now seeing both versions of this
00:55:46.219 -->
00:55:49.559where where the labor is cheapest we will figure
00:55:49.559 -->
00:55:51.800out a way like if we need intelligent if we need
00:55:51.800 -->
00:55:55.179well -directed labor but the labor is cheap we
00:55:55.179 -->
00:55:57.139will figure out a way to turn people into humans
00:55:57.139 -->
00:56:01.340into into reverse centaurs so like oh there are
00:56:01.340 -->
00:56:03.019a bunch of bodies here okay we'll just we'll
00:56:03.019 -->
00:56:04.599put we'll put computers on the bodies now we
00:56:04.599 -->
00:56:07.619did the reverse of this when we had amazon fresh
00:56:08.110 -->
00:56:10.070where they were like, oh, it's all computers,
00:56:10.150 -->
00:56:11.650and it's just going to watch you pick stuff up,
00:56:11.690 -->
00:56:14.289and then it's just going to tally it up in real
00:56:14.289 -->
00:56:17.510time. That was a bunch of people in India, in
00:56:17.510 -->
00:56:19.690a tech center, just watching all the cameras
00:56:19.690 -->
00:56:23.030and recording what you picked up. It wasn't a
00:56:23.030 -->
00:56:25.610computer, except in that there was a computer
00:56:25.610 -->
00:56:28.010routing the video images and in front of the
00:56:28.010 -->
00:56:31.070person watching it. So that's literally two examples
00:56:31.070 -->
00:56:35.369of the way that we've gotten, like we are now
00:56:35.369 -->
00:56:39.849so hungry. to make any kind of skilled labor
00:56:39.849 -->
00:56:42.809cheap, that we are literally going through the
00:56:42.809 -->
00:56:45.230rigmarole of trying to figure out how we can
00:56:45.230 -->
00:56:50.269separate out the skill from the body, or the
00:56:50.269 -->
00:56:52.630body from the skill, if there's a way to get
00:56:52.630 -->
00:56:57.670it even cheaper. And down this path lies further
00:56:57.670 -->
00:57:02.150and further madness. Like, the only thing stopping
00:57:02.150 -->
00:57:05.130them right now from animating corpses to do the
00:57:05.130 -->
00:57:07.030work like that is they don't know how to animate
00:57:07.030 -->
00:57:12.289the corpses. Yet. I think we're approaching another
00:57:12.289 -->
00:57:15.989tech grumps trope, which is that we should take
00:57:15.989 -->
00:57:19.449down capitalism. We should take down the patriarchy.
00:57:19.710 -->
00:57:21.750We should just take down all the systems that
00:57:21.750 -->
00:57:24.469are pushing us in these directions. I guess the
00:57:24.469 -->
00:57:26.010thing is that we say this all the time. What's
00:57:26.010 -->
00:57:30.599wrong with that, Hannah? Well, if you'd let me
00:57:30.599 -->
00:57:34.000finish my point as the only woman in the room.
00:57:34.960 -->
00:57:40.539OK, sorry. The problem that we have is that we
00:57:40.539 -->
00:57:42.619keep saying these things, but we still don't
00:57:42.619 -->
00:57:47.039really have a solution. Like, how do we avoid
00:57:47.039 -->
00:57:50.639these things? It's very easy for us to say and
00:57:50.639 -->
00:57:53.739be kind of grossed out by stuff like Amazon.
00:57:54.380 -->
00:57:56.719But then how do you actually extricate yourself?
00:57:57.369 -->
00:57:59.710from those systems it's really it is really hard
00:57:59.710 -->
00:58:01.590i was very cavalier about saying that it's a
00:58:01.590 -->
00:58:06.070choice earlier it is a choice but then you look
00:58:06.070 -->
00:58:08.989at the alternatives you still have to then tolerate
00:58:08.989 -->
00:58:12.670the alternatives and this is the difficulty that
00:58:12.670 -->
00:58:17.329we have on the subjective robots and the idea
00:58:17.329 -->
00:58:20.610of enslaving sort of a people i think the orville
00:58:20.610 -->
00:58:24.989on disney is a really good example of that where
00:58:24.989 -->
00:58:28.820there's basically a whole planet of robots who
00:58:28.820 -->
00:58:33.039were enslaved by their makers. And natural consequence,
00:58:33.440 -->
00:58:39.000the robots killed everyone. Orville was such
00:58:39.000 -->
00:58:44.159a good show. I think you're right. I think the
00:58:44.159 -->
00:58:46.159thing that, in terms of the choice, it's not
00:58:46.159 -->
00:58:48.019just choice, I've come to try to think of it
00:58:48.019 -->
00:58:53.440as a discipline. And as that model, it actually
00:58:53.440 -->
00:58:55.280gives me a lot more forgiveness because I know
00:58:55.280 -->
00:58:59.599that I suck at discipline. And so when we present
00:58:59.599 -->
00:59:01.539it as a choice, we put it up to be this thing
00:59:01.539 -->
00:59:03.179of a moral failing when it really is. It's a
00:59:03.179 -->
00:59:05.380choice that you have to make over and over and
00:59:05.380 -->
00:59:07.579over and over and over and over and over again.
00:59:07.880 -->
00:59:10.739And you are never going to bat 100%. And when
00:59:10.739 -->
00:59:13.760I think of it that way, it helps me to keep making
00:59:13.760 -->
00:59:15.579the right choices, even though I know I might
00:59:15.579 -->
00:59:17.750have made the wrong choices. It also helps me
00:59:17.750 -->
00:59:19.710to try to be more forgiving of other people when
00:59:19.710 -->
00:59:21.289I see, because what I'm seeing is I'm seeing
00:59:21.289 -->
00:59:23.530a snapshot of a single instance in time where
00:59:23.530 -->
00:59:25.010I think that's a decision, you made the wrong
00:59:25.010 -->
00:59:27.849decision. And it's actually a decision that everyone's
00:59:27.849 -->
00:59:29.630making constantly all the time. And of course,
00:59:29.630 -->
00:59:31.530no one's ever going to get it right. Not even
00:59:31.530 -->
00:59:37.900me. And that's the end of the main topics for
00:59:37.900 -->
00:59:41.380this special Grumpmas episode. Now the only thing
00:59:41.380 -->
00:59:45.280left is really any other business. We don't have
00:59:45.280 -->
00:59:46.860a lot of items, but I'll kick off with mine real
00:59:46.860 -->
00:59:50.239quick, which is a little thing I hope for the
00:59:50.239 -->
00:59:53.659holidays, which is that I noticed something really
00:59:53.659 -->
00:59:56.840interesting. I had an interaction just a couple
00:59:56.840 -->
00:59:59.480of nights ago. Every holiday season I tend to
00:59:59.480 -->
01:00:02.079make... little bits of booze that I gift people.
01:00:02.300 -->
01:00:04.860I do like eggnog and other stuff. But this year
01:00:04.860 -->
01:00:08.340I also made Docino and I wanted to make some
01:00:08.340 -->
01:00:10.559labels for it. And I did the horrible evil thing
01:00:10.559 -->
01:00:13.599of helping getting some help from AI. I didn't
01:00:13.599 -->
01:00:15.099like do a big thing. I just said, could you make
01:00:15.099 -->
01:00:17.840me a little border on a label? And I was like,
01:00:17.880 -->
01:00:19.179sure. And it looked great. That was a problem.
01:00:19.260 -->
01:00:22.179And so I made it and it does look nice. But one
01:00:22.179 -->
01:00:23.760of the people that I gave these bottles to, they
01:00:23.760 -->
01:00:26.800looked at it and went, did you get AI to design
01:00:26.800 -->
01:00:29.250this? And I was like. Yeah, just the label. And
01:00:29.250 -->
01:00:31.809I was like, there was a little bit of shame there,
01:00:31.909 -->
01:00:36.130and that's fine. But it also gave me this tremendous
01:00:36.130 -->
01:00:37.389sense of hope, because when I looked at it, I
01:00:37.389 -->
01:00:38.889realized, you know what, I can spot that too.
01:00:39.190 -->
01:00:44.590So while we might have this problem of AI fakes
01:00:44.590 -->
01:00:48.869happening, I am definitely getting a better sense
01:00:48.869 -->
01:00:51.030of spotting it. And so is a lot of other people
01:00:51.030 -->
01:00:55.860I know. We are, if nothing else, mutating to
01:00:55.860 -->
01:00:58.780some extent to build antibodies to this, and
01:00:58.780 -->
01:01:02.320I thought that was fairly hopeful. But in other
01:01:02.320 -->
01:01:08.480AOBs, and finally, finally we, Tech Grumps, get
01:01:08.480 -->
01:01:13.920to do the thing that has been missing from us
01:01:13.920 -->
01:01:17.380as a podcast for so long, the thing that is expected
01:01:17.380 -->
01:01:22.480of all podcasts, which is... To plug another
01:01:22.480 -->
01:01:28.960goddamn podcast, take it away, Ian. Thanks, Ryan.
01:01:30.360 -->
01:01:35.380So myself and Jess have set up a new podcast.
01:01:35.460 -->
01:01:37.940It's called Familiar Strangers. That's what the
01:01:37.940 -->
01:01:41.019current title is. It might change, but look out
01:01:41.019 -->
01:01:44.019for it. We haven't got a website yet, but...
01:01:44.489 -->
01:01:46.550It will be available, the first edition, and
01:01:46.550 -->
01:01:49.969we will plan to record more. It is about love
01:01:49.969 -->
01:01:54.570intimacy in modern times. It's going to be great.
01:01:54.750 -->
01:01:58.449It's very similar to Love Grumps, but much more,
01:01:58.650 -->
01:02:01.130I guess, a lot more gentle. Let's put it that
01:02:01.130 -->
01:02:05.349way. And also, the next one is that I will be
01:02:05.349 -->
01:02:07.530talking at Folstem. And if you're not going to
01:02:07.530 -->
01:02:09.849Folstem, I recommend checking it out. It's at
01:02:09.849 -->
01:02:14.099the end of January. That's it. All right. And
01:02:14.099 -->
01:02:18.019I do believe that's it for Tech Grumps, the Holiday
01:02:18.019 -->
01:02:22.820Grumps special. Thank you so much for joining
01:02:22.820 -->
01:02:27.800us. This has been Ryan, Ian, Hannah, David, and
01:02:27.800 -->
01:02:31.139Andy. It has been our pleasure to be heard by
01:02:31.139 -->
01:02:34.820you. Anybody else for anything else? Merry Christmas.
01:02:35.039 -->
01:02:37.960Happy holidays. Merry Christmas. Bye, everyone.
01:02:38.280 -->
01:02:41.280Bye. Bye. See you.