Vacation Conundrum

Miles takes the family out to eat at Chicken Conundrum and is shocked by the prices, while Bob stays home and vegetates for the Memorial Holiday.
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Miles takes the family out to eat at Chicken Conundrum and is shocked by the prices, while Bob stays home and vegetates for the Memorial Holiday.
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Yes, Huey Lewis and Gwyneth Paltrow duet. You would be great in the sequel. Yeah. We'll be doing it together. Oh, yeah. Hey, everyone. This is Miles. Miles, you're singing co-host. That's right. Miles, you're working over there at the casino there on the river, are you now? I'm dirty dealing. I was thinking more you were the lounge singer. Oh, I see. Star Wars. Nothing but Star Wars. I enjoy singing, I just can't sing. That is my problem. I think you do a, I mean, you know. Eh, I don't know. A fine job. Eh. I don't know if you knew this, but, you know, we're here on Plausible, and Leanne sometimes sends out a thing that reminds people to come here, and usually it's like a little clip, and it has music behind it. Mm-hmm.Well, this week's was some special music. Okay. It was the Baby Elephant song. Oh, I didn't pay attention to that. Well, you love that song. I love that song. You love that song. I wrote, I said, I can't believe that you chose that music. I mean, that's hilarious. Because Miles used to go to all of the minor league baseball games where he lives and dance to that song. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You don't want to say anything about it? No, I don't want to say anything about that, no. You could get up and play that song and you would dance your heart out. Because I was a dancing queen. Dancing queen. Sing along with it. Yeah. Yeah. I thought that was funny because it goes way back, way back. No one knew that, I'm sure. She put down a listing for a show. I go, yeah, it'll leave you speechless. Yeah. And she just now saw it after I posted this like two weeks ago. Yeah.Cause she's lost her voice. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Yeah. Like polyps or something. Yeah. She's still lost. She's still a never voice. I don't think. Really? Yeah. I don't think so. I think she's still dealing. Oh, yeah. Now the other thing is you used to play that song with a stapler. Uh, yes, I did the library. Yeah. Yes, I did. I, I would do that. It was a squeaky stapler and I would, I would sing along to that song and use a stapler to annoy people. Right. Yeah. Or abuse them. It's got a lot of connotation, the baby elephant song for you. It's like, you know, and Snuffleupagus is your favorite Sesame Street character. Yeah. And you dress up as a furry as him and go to conventions. You know me too well. You know me too well, yeah. You like to walk around and go, hey, brr.I do the front part and some other guy does the ass part because it's like a two-man furry costume. Yeah, you got to get some accomplice. It's kind of like a human centipede kind of thing. Yeah. Oh, no. I got gas. Oh, my God. We all ate burritos. Oh, shit. The only thing they had was Taco Bar. Hope you liked Jimmy Chang goes. Yeah. Gross. Yeah. That's gross. That's gross. That's so gross. Yeah. So I know you went on an adventure this week. And so I'm just going to pass it to you. I don't really have much going on. I was Mr. Homebody. And here you are gallivanting all around the place. So I got extremely phlegmy. Like, exact moment, I, like, try to jump into this thing. I'm like, Jesus. So, I'm sorry. Psychosomatic, do you think? I don't know. I swear to God, it was not like this up until the second i started talking to you and it's like there's goo in my mouth. Every time we think of it. Every time it's like a bomb, I get goo in my mouth. Every time always make me sad so uh weWe went on a short, I guess, family vacation, if you will, I suppose. And, uh, uh, went over to the Chicago suburbs, not Chicago suburbs. No, no, we didn't have a Mason. Uh, what's his name? Mason Adams. He was not part of our group. No. I thought you were doing his voice there. Oh. this whole goddamn family it was it was title's way yeah and uh we took two cars and, because there was a bunch of us. and we like to spend a lot of money on gas, so. Well, had I known, yeah, it was going to be like $5 a gallon. I probably would have canceled the whole goddamn thing to be honest with you. There's nothing better than you like standing at that pump and just watching those numbers go higher and higher. Yeah. I can see why you stayed home. Yeah. Miles thinks it's like a slot machine, but he doesn't realize this is why your cheap ass stayed home. Cause you're just so fucking cheap. You're like, there's no way.I was spending $5 a gallon. Exactly. I'm in bankruptcy court with all this fucking mulch I bought. That's right. Still paying off my mulch bill. I did lay away. My wife tells the occupants of the car, they got a little bit later starting. We did. We're like, She's like, well, we'll all meet up at this one town that we all know pretty well, and we'll stop at the gas station that's like a quickie mart with a little brand fast food place attached to it. Okay, that sounds good. Which I thought I didn't say anything at first. I'm like, I don't think there's one of those in this town we're going to. Right, okay. But I didn't say anything. I'm like, well, I'm sure she…you know, she must know this. I don't know. She was very confident. We got there. I wasn't going to question her is what you're saying, right? Yeah. So I'm like, okay, well, you know, I'm like you, like, I can't question it. I can't question the authority figure. So no, I'm like, okay, well, and we get there and she's like, oh, darn it. I was thinking of a different town. Oh, now everyone's confused. And I'm just like, not saying anything like, Oh, And so we park outside. We get a hold of my son. We say, hey, listen, change of plans. We're going to meet at the box store parking lot here. And so we did meet up. And so we're trying to figure out what we want to do. You know, one of those crazy things. Because nothing really had been set in stone. Okay. We've got three choices. Subway, McDonald's, or a random Mexican restaurant. Well, you're kind of getting to the point there, actually. That's every little town. That's every little town. Or a Chinese restaurant. No, this is a decent town. I mean, this is not. Yeah. This is my kind of town. Yeah. Hey.So my oldest son's like, I gotta eat. You got the key to it. Yeah. Right. Yeah. My oldest son is like, I have to eat, man. It's like going at two o'clock already. He goes, I gotta eat. Yeah. You gotta eat. You gotta eat. Oh yeah. We're all hungry. All right. He goes, well, we're going to go to X, Y, Z, and we'll just meet you over there. I said, okay. Okay. And so they take off first and we futz around for a minute. We take off. Yeah. And. Like, my car decides, well, why do we have to go eat where they want to eat? Why don't we pick where we want to eat? You know? Your car decided this? Oh, your car, as in everybody in the car. Gotcha. Yeah. So, I had, like, half the group in my car. The other half group was the other. And so, they go. And so, we're going down the road. And there's, you know, all names you would recognize. Wendy's. Yes. Yes. That was one of them. Yeah.And suddenly there's like this, I don't think it's a chain, but it's like some chicken joint or something. Oh, yeah. It was a hot chicken? I love the hot chicken. It's like chicken conundrum or something. I don't know. It's like, okay. Chicken conundrum. Oh, I love chicken conundrum. Yeah, it's got some cartoonish, you know, big rooster. What am I doing here? I'm dead. Yeah. And I'm like, huh? Well, okay. I guess, you know, no one will fess up to actually pick this. I'm like, okay. And, um, I go, well, who the hell knows? Obviously there's chicken on the menu, but you know, who the fuck knows what's, you know, I go, why don't we, why don't we go in, take our time, look at the menu, you know, see the prices maybe first, um,you know right no no stupid idea no stupid idea yeah stupid idea dad just keep going. Pull around the building and we'll just go through the drive-thru. Oh, you're eating in the car? I'm like, or, or we could go in. Oh, no. Free will. Free will. You should go around the, like, okay. All right. Yeah. All right. I've been outvoted we're gonna go to the drive-thru. All right. We're going to the drive-thru. I wouldn't eat in the car myself, but you know, I know it's not allowed in your family. I know you guys are weirdos. I know you don't probably do that. And I apologize because I know your family would be very uptight about doing this. So, so, uh, excuse me. So we get there. I know I was not like this, like I'm telling you. And anyway, uh, so I can see the menu board to some degree and like the other people cannot, I can't see what they got.And so my wife's like, well, chicken strips. I'm like, yeah, no, I don't even know if gizzards were allowed. I don't know. So, so, uh, my wife's trying to order through like the little back window that rolls down halfway, you know? Hello. Yes. Can we help you? Hello. Uh, yeah, we want to get a lot of chicken strips. Welcome to chicken conundrum. Yeah. So my wife's trying to work a deal, you know, like, well, your, your regular size comes in five, right? Yes. Affirmative. Yes. She goes, well, can you get something bigger than that? Hold on. Yes. You can get the family meal. Oh, okay. Well, you got a family. I'm like, okay, well, you know, all right. Yeah. Is that cheaper? Uh, no, that I wish, I wish, I wish that sentence come out of my mouth like a fool. I did not like, well, certainly, you know, it can't be that, you know, certainly. And, uh, uh,And you gotta love this, because everywhere you go now, they want to put a name with your order, even if no one else is there. Oh, yes, I know. Your name, please. Yeah. 100 miles. Okay,...