S1 Chapter Five

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May the force be with you.
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The clone wars have ended, and the Great Jedi Purge has wiped out most of the galaxy's former heroes.
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Most survivors of the purge have taken refuge either in isolation or lay low amongst heavily populated civilizations.
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Inside the Rancor's pit, Suzy and his companions are confronted by an Imperial Patrol sent by the Inquisitor.
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Welcome to chapter 5 of Star Wars Nightfall.
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Nightfall is Payton Castle as Suzy, Richard Capasil as Photon, BFM as Nello's Calf, and myself Zach Sam as the Galaxy Master.
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Artwork by Rob Hunter.
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You ended up going down to the bottom levels of an Arsenal, or at least like level 13.
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We were already at those levels.
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The rain horse, yeah.
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And they were gonna have a barbecue where they were gonna eat people.
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No, that was um that was the mechanics.
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Um guys ended up at the rainhorse pit and some Imperials walked in.
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You guys kinda had some words with them.
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I believe we ended with rolling initiative, and now it was kind of rolling that one.
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Yeah.
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Question of the day.
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So uh what are your thoughts after watching the last episode of Kenobi?
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I didn't think it was ambitious enough.
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My favorite part was when Obi-Wan and Darth Vader were fighting, and Obi-Wan is about to knock Darth Vader off of Mount Doom, and he says, You are truly Obi-Wan Kenobi, and then it ends.
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My favorite part was when General Grievous showed up and kind of Obi-Wan Kenobi and I thought the uh the Domin Vader Obi-Wan Kissing seemed controversial yet necessary.
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I liked it because it showed the bond that they truly had as brothers and as Jedi compatriots, but I think it went too far when they zoomed in on Vader's burnt up.
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Oh, I thought that was showing the uh the forming of the balance of the force right there.
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Oh, yeah.
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Or like, you know, like showing that even though he's mangled, he still wants to be.
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We didn't need 45 minutes of Obi-Wan trying to get that cock hard.
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That is true.
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That is true.
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Like with all the technology the Empire has, you think that like even Vader could like force harden like his death.
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Or just a robo penis.
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Like, you tell me most of his body is robotic except his penis?
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Well, my problem was it was that there was zero foreplay, it was just 45 minutes of frustrated grunting.
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Doesn't that sound familiar?
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45 seconds?
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I don't know about that.
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So I think everyone else needs to roll initiative because I did not get that.
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Everyone else gets a re-roll except me.
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Yeah, because it was funny.
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Fuck off.
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15.
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Um, eleven.
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Photon.
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What case we have?
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I believe you're at a table when this is happening?
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Yes, give us a basic layout.
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So we decided that it's similar to the bar on tattooing from a new mo.
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So you guys would walk in and there's that stupid new shape.
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So if I remember correctly, Red R was back stay back with the strippers getting decent question mark.
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Well, because I alerted Red R that we had fr friends, quote unquote.
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Um I was somewhere uh trying to be opposite of bad guys here.
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So I think I was over here.
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I think I went over to one ring.
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I was near you.
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So Susie is at the bar, as am I.
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Yeah, Nellos is near me.
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So you would have been at a table then, right?
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Or no, I was at the bar because me and uh me and Nellos held that dude's head down.
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Oh, Gramloid the Hunt's former lackey.
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Yep.
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Oh uh Ben.
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So Ben's between me and Nellos.
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Ben in this order.
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Ben is not in the order.
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Does he need to be in the order?
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Shit, maybe.
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I'm leaving it there.
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I'm writing them down.
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If you turn him hostile, I'll add him to the order.
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Nellos.
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I'm gonna turn him inside out.
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Drop him on that stack of dives he calls a neck.
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Photon, Susie, uh, so Nellos and Photon are with Ben at the bar.
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Susie is a little further down the bar.
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Redar is backstage.
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I'm gonna head towards the back of the bar and try and get cover from the entrance where the imperials are.
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Cool.
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Are you just moving or are you trying to like stealth?
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Uh they know we're here.
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We failed our stuff.
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Yeah, dude, that's my combat's gonna be.
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So I'm assuming I'm moving knowing they're they're here.
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Um so I'm gonna get behind that cover and I'm gonna try to do attack.
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That's uh seven plus my decks.
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Alright.
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Two.
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Nine.
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That is not gonna do it.
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So your shot misses, and your shots are gonna go into the entrance area of the bar, but it does not hit anybody.
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I still get a plus five for cover, right?
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Yes.
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So how many enemies were there?
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There's the officer.
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There's the officer, two storms, and four storms.
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The officer and four storm troopers.
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And they're all armed?
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Yes.
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Can I try to force thrust them all to the ground?
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I don't know how many thrusts that.
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Alright, one object or character within 12 squares and within line of sight.
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I'm gonna try to throw the officer into one of the stormtroopers.
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Okay.
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So use the force trick.
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Crit.
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Nice.
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Let's go.
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Hallelujah.
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Oh, let's go, baby!
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What is your use the force on top of your crit?
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Uh it's plus seven.
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Cool.
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Then the target is gonna take one v6 points of damage, and you are gonna push it uh two squares.
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Three damage.
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So, upon being spotted, Susie is no longer gonna be trying to like blend in uh with the scene anymore because Susie kind of rushed over to the bar and was trying to keep uh his head down and trying to stay obscure.
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And Susie is now gonna step back from the bar, revealing himself, and is just going to just one hand push forwards, and the officer goes toppling head over heels and the stormtrooper behind him.
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The Imperial officer is going to stand and he is going to spend a action to bolster his allies.
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What a fucking nerd.
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Oh, I don't like this.
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That's like in Pokemon, when the Pokemon doesn't attack you, you're like, oh, something worse is coming.
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Yep.
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Men, Alpha Formation.
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Uh, next is the stormtroopers.
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So the first one.
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The first one is the one that uh Suzy knocked over, and he was gonna stand back up and he's gonna draw his weapon, but he's not gonna have time to take a shot.
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The second one is going to try and fire at Botan, who is in cover.
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Photon, what's your reflex?
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It is 19 plus 5, so 24.
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So he's gotta be to 24 on that punch.
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Close.
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But his shot will miss.
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Those blaster marks are gonna score the uh bar top right over your head.
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Uh next is the one of the more built stormtroopers.
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And he's gonna take a shot at C Z.
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So a seven, he's gonna miss.
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And the second one is also gonna take a shot at you.
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That's also gonna miss.
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So both of their shots will miss firing into the crowd.
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Next up is Redar.
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Is he pants?
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Diggs out for hirambe.
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Digs out for hirambe again.
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You are not gonna see Redar emerge from backstage this turn.
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Okay.
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Just behind the g- Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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Yes.
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He's finishing up business.
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Now else.
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I'm gonna uh shhimmy shimmy ya myself behind the bar so I've got a little bit of cover.
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Ew.
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Give me the mic so I can take it away.
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I'm going to firing a shot at the officer.
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Uh that is a 17 plus eight is a number.
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25.
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25.
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25 will strike the officer.
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Hell yeah.
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Four.
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Eight fourteen plus two sixteen.
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Sixteen.
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He is not bloodied.
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But your shot does hit him directly in the chest.
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It is burning that uh Imperial rank badge.
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Oh, his his uh his old packet of lozenges.
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Yes.
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Pack smokes.
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And what looks like some crates.
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Fuck you, son.
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And your chloroseptic lozenges.
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Anything else from Nello?
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No.
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Nothing of note.
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Just noises.
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Photon.
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I'm gonna try again at that shot.
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Who do we got left?
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Everybody has left.
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I'm gonna.
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The officers of the holstering.
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That's probably pretty bad.
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I'm gonna go for the basic bitch, though.
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Okay.
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The one that uh Susie already hit.
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Maybe Stormtrooper prefer the turn VH.
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I think that's the more PC games.
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That is.
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Did the team too?
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That's gonna miss.
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You know, spoke them on a move or use a swift action.
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Go fuck yourself!
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I'm gonna try to use move object to rip a gun out of one of the uh stormtrooper's hands, one of the undamaged ones.
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I'm gonna try to rip his gun aler.
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So great.
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Uh that's gonna be a 13.
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His is going to be 21.
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I don't think that wins.
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Yeah, that's fair.
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Sorry there, bud.
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Yeah.
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Officers again.
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Men! Now, alpha formation! And the stormtroopers are gonna realign themselves.
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And they're all gonna take their shots.
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Did he just do a beer pulling re-rag?
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Yeah.
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What the point beat?
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Yo, bro, we set it off! 17 against Susie.
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Ouch! That's whack.
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D logging up.
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Not enough damage.
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7, 14, 22.
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I'm dead.
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That was the first one.
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Second one's coming at you.
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Okay.
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11.
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Third one is gonna be a 15.
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Second one's gonna be a 20, or the last one's gonna be a 22.
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All just shot at me?
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Yeah.
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That's nice of him.
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Eight, twelve, twenty.
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Damn! Susie's just still a meat shield, alright.
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How much was that?
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20.
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20?
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Alright.
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Sponge.
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And from the curtain emerges Redar.
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The Duros mercenary.
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And he is.
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Just a watching the piece of those guys.
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He has armored pants on, two blaster pistols, and his helmet.
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He's got nothing on his torso or his arrows.
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What the hell yeah, dog.
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So he opens up.
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This is my kind of day.
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He's gonna take a shot at the officer.
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That'll hit him.
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Let's go.
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That'll hit the officer for seven.
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Now that games in the world's gonna be a good one.
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We're gonna take another shot at the officer.
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Where's it gonna go?
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Uh I assume a 13 doesn't hit.
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Yeah, so that is a Man.
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It's gonna go for the officer.
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Uh 10 and 12.
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Make sure the 13 doesn't hit.
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I don't think a 12 will.
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Yeah, probably not.
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Okay.
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I'm taking that gun out of his hands.
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Watch him fail.
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Get used up all my good luck! 17 plus 7, so that's a 24.
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24, so he's gonna get.
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That's and he gets plus seven because his strength is two.
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So this plus seven is an 18.
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So yeah, you rip the gun out of his arm and it flies straight to you.
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Sweet.
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I'm holding it like I've never held a gun before for the record.
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I'm like holding both hands on the barrel nowhere near the trigger.
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And then I'm gonna go back to trying to hide behind cover that has not treated me so well.
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Uh which gun did you steal from?
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Which guy did you steal from?
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Uh uh heavy stormtrooper.
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Wait, how heavy is that gun?
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He's got a light repeating blaster.
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Heavy.
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Believe that stormtrooper would be light repeating blaster.
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Ironic bitch.
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Alright.
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Cowardly unit.
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It's also gonna be obviously very heavy.
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Next is the officer who's gonna back up behind his men and take a shot.
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So they are all gonna move as a unit around the bar.
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So Melos and Photon will have a plus two instead of a plus five.
00:15:24.190 --> 00:15:26.349
And Susie will be exposed.
00:15:26.589 --> 00:15:28.029
And Redar will be exposed.
00:15:29.869 --> 00:15:34.750
So the officer is gonna say, You must kill the Jedi for there.
00:15:37.549 --> 00:15:38.990
That's not gonna do it.
00:15:39.230 --> 00:15:39.789
Alright.
00:15:40.349 --> 00:15:47.230
Um one of the heavy stormtroopers is going to toss a frag grenade towards the bar.
00:15:56.029 --> 00:15:58.509
That's what you're gonna crit on today, huh?
00:15:58.670 --> 00:15:58.990
Yeah.
00:15:59.150 --> 00:16:00.509
That's what you're critting on today.
00:16:00.750 --> 00:16:02.829
Do I have any other character sheets in here, dog?
00:16:03.789 --> 00:16:08.509
So that's going mostly at um Botan and Noah's.
00:16:09.230 --> 00:16:09.869
Oh thank you for that.
00:16:10.430 --> 00:16:13.230
Good thing I have all 53 of my health points.
00:16:13.549 --> 00:16:14.190
Jeez fucking.
00:16:14.349 --> 00:16:17.390
Don't forget Susie beat the meat shield on you.
00:16:17.789 --> 00:16:21.309
If they have grenades, I better be able to take some off their fucking corpses.
00:16:23.630 --> 00:16:25.630
I'll fucking kill them for it, I'll do shit.
00:16:25.710 --> 00:16:28.029
Oh no, I can stolen a grenade off of them.
00:16:28.990 --> 00:16:30.029
Oh beans.
00:16:32.670 --> 00:16:38.430
Three, seven, eleven, no, thirteen, twenty-six.
00:16:38.829 --> 00:16:40.910
You counted that real bad.
00:16:41.390 --> 00:16:44.430
Nine, thirteen, fifteen, thirty.
00:16:45.630 --> 00:16:47.150
Didn't you come up with something different?
00:16:47.630 --> 00:16:51.869
I came up with twenty-six the first time, and you told me I read it wrong, so I redid it and now it's 30 damage.
00:16:52.029 --> 00:16:52.190
Yeah.
00:16:52.589 --> 00:16:54.109
I wanna make sure we get it right.
00:16:54.910 --> 00:16:57.150
So you're both down minus 30.
00:16:57.630 --> 00:16:59.710
Ouch! So that's a step down.
00:17:00.190 --> 00:17:02.990
Yeah, very down a step on the condition track.
00:17:03.230 --> 00:17:04.589
Three more attacks.
00:17:05.710 --> 00:17:07.470
Nothing to do with it.
00:17:08.349 --> 00:17:08.589
Second.
00:17:10.430 --> 00:17:12.589
So that was the heavy that didn't have a gun.
00:17:12.829 --> 00:17:14.750
Okay, I tracks.
00:17:15.069 --> 00:17:15.789
That was my fault.
00:17:16.750 --> 00:17:19.069
I will take full responsibility for that one.
00:17:19.470 --> 00:17:22.029
The other heavy with his light repeating blaster.
00:17:22.670 --> 00:17:27.470
And this is going at Photon, who's got a plus two to cover.
00:17:28.670 --> 00:17:32.349
So it'll be dice plus three.
00:17:33.309 --> 00:17:33.950
Seventeen.
00:17:36.670 --> 00:17:38.829
Oh, well then yeah, I mean it still misses.
00:17:39.069 --> 00:17:40.349
The 17 took an account.
00:17:40.670 --> 00:17:40.829
Yeah.
00:17:40.990 --> 00:17:41.470
Oh yeah.
00:17:41.950 --> 00:17:43.150
Oh, dead at.
00:17:43.630 --> 00:17:43.950
Yeah.
00:17:44.349 --> 00:17:46.430
So it would have been eight, regardless.
00:17:47.070 --> 00:17:49.150
So that's both the heavies and the officer.
00:17:50.029 --> 00:17:50.190
What?
00:17:50.350 --> 00:17:51.070
Did I move a step down?
00:17:51.309 --> 00:17:52.750
I think he might have moved two steps down.
00:17:52.910 --> 00:17:56.110
Oh I think, yeah, I think he's two steps down.
00:19:36.330 --> 00:19:38.090
So two more stormtroopers.
00:19:38.330 --> 00:19:40.570
One's gonna take a shot at Susie.
00:19:41.930 --> 00:19:43.130
That fucking Jedi don't.
00:19:43.370 --> 00:19:44.170
That's gonna miss.
00:19:44.330 --> 00:19:46.410
And the other one's gonna shoot it straight at Nullis.
00:19:47.690 --> 00:19:49.930
Suck my dick, motherfucker.
00:19:51.130 --> 00:19:52.250
Shit, son.
00:19:52.810 --> 00:19:53.450
Two.
00:19:54.090 --> 00:19:54.730
Five.
00:19:56.330 --> 00:19:58.170
Twelve twenty four.
00:19:59.690 --> 00:20:01.610
That's new character sheet time though.
00:20:01.769 --> 00:20:02.730
Are you kidding?
00:20:03.050 --> 00:20:05.289
My I'm at 23 health.
00:20:05.370 --> 00:20:05.529
Yep.
00:20:05.690 --> 00:20:07.210
My damage threshold is 19.
00:20:07.370 --> 00:20:07.690
Yes.
00:20:07.930 --> 00:20:13.610
So an attack that reduced you to zero hit points and exceeded your damage threshold, you are dead.
00:20:13.930 --> 00:20:15.769
Are you kidding me right now?
00:20:15.930 --> 00:20:16.490
What?
00:20:16.970 --> 00:20:18.410
No, this is dead.
00:20:19.130 --> 00:20:22.490
Dude, no! Like, no! Are you kidding me?
00:20:24.250 --> 00:20:25.289
Just like that.
00:20:25.450 --> 00:20:26.009
Yeah.
00:20:26.330 --> 00:20:27.450
I'm upset.
00:20:29.370 --> 00:20:31.690
I am so upset right now.
00:20:33.210 --> 00:20:36.410
Fuck, dude! We're gonna tell boom boom.
00:20:37.289 --> 00:20:37.610
No.
00:20:40.170 --> 00:20:42.490
No more boom boom! Dude.
00:20:43.850 --> 00:20:46.009
It's his ship, it's in his name.
00:20:46.090 --> 00:20:48.810
There's a lot of problems that come with his death.
00:20:49.130 --> 00:20:50.410
Uh shit.
00:20:51.050 --> 00:20:57.130
So the stormtrooper lines up his shot and just perfectly places it between Nellis' eyes.
00:20:57.930 --> 00:20:59.529
Do you have any last words?
00:21:04.650 --> 00:21:08.250
And then your body slumps and falls to the ground next to the phone.
00:22:04.650 --> 00:22:09.610
In a moment, how do each of you feel watching Nello's fall?
00:22:10.570 --> 00:22:23.050
I don't know if we're gonna include my reaction because it probably just destroyed your mic audio and I raged out of there, but uh yeah, uh very upset about Nello's passing passing.
00:22:23.289 --> 00:22:32.009
Uh Nello's I have grown to love as a character has been a lot of fun uh to play with, and I'm gonna miss hearing that sweet stone cold voice.
00:22:34.730 --> 00:22:35.450
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No, we don't have a pilot.
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Your characters feel angry.
00:24:37.210 --> 00:24:37.450
Yes.
00:24:38.009 --> 00:24:38.730
Oh very angry.
00:24:39.690 --> 00:24:45.210
Each of you take a dark side point, but on your next attack, you get two d20s.
00:24:46.970 --> 00:24:47.930
And you pick the better.
00:24:49.769 --> 00:24:52.970
I've been trying so hard for sessions now not to earn these.
00:24:53.130 --> 00:24:54.410
And now we're just handing them out.
00:24:54.970 --> 00:24:56.490
You're just angry and you get one.
00:24:57.050 --> 00:25:00.810
Or you can say you don't want the dark side point, you won't get the second d20.
00:25:01.130 --> 00:25:02.490
I'm taking the fucking d20.
00:25:03.210 --> 00:25:03.289
Okay.
00:25:03.930 --> 00:25:04.890
Theatrically angry.
00:25:05.130 --> 00:25:05.690
That's fine.
00:25:07.529 --> 00:25:10.890
Fucking photon just lost like his best friend.
00:25:11.370 --> 00:25:12.330
He's not happy.
00:25:12.490 --> 00:25:16.330
Redar just lost his drinking buddy, and he's gonna take that dark side point.
00:25:17.529 --> 00:25:18.890
I imagine he would.
00:25:19.210 --> 00:25:26.410
Yeah, readar Redar, chest out, guns ready, chest out, two pistols, and he is charging towards the storm.
00:25:28.570 --> 00:25:31.370
He's charging towards the storm trooper, he's gonna take a shot.
00:25:32.009 --> 00:25:33.289
It's gonna miss.
00:25:33.529 --> 00:25:36.810
He's gonna drop the guns and continue to charge.
00:25:37.289 --> 00:25:38.170
Damn.
00:25:38.490 --> 00:25:40.410
Photon 2D turning?
00:25:40.810 --> 00:25:42.250
Oh, he does get 2D turning.
00:25:43.370 --> 00:25:44.810
So no, he will miss.
00:25:45.130 --> 00:25:47.370
He will drop his guns and continue to charge.
00:25:47.690 --> 00:25:55.529
So Photon still stunned that his compatriot's dead body next to him.
00:25:56.810 --> 00:25:59.690
Takes a moment to mourn Bellos.
00:26:01.210 --> 00:26:04.009
Him saying, stack of dimes.
00:26:06.730 --> 00:26:11.450
And then he just uh runs to the side where he actually has fucking covered again.
00:26:12.650 --> 00:26:19.769
Um and um he is he's he's gonna fucking take another goddamn shot.
00:26:22.330 --> 00:26:24.009
It's a 19 That'll do it.
00:26:24.090 --> 00:26:24.250
Yeah.
00:26:24.490 --> 00:26:25.130
That'll do it.
00:26:25.370 --> 00:26:25.690
Okay.
00:26:26.330 --> 00:26:32.890
Fucking one, two, nine, seventeen, or fifteen.
00:26:33.769 --> 00:26:34.490
Dead as dead can be.
00:26:34.650 --> 00:26:36.090
As dead as dead can be.
00:26:36.730 --> 00:26:39.690
I place that shot directly in his fucking forehead.
00:26:39.850 --> 00:26:40.970
Same as Nello's.
00:26:41.210 --> 00:26:41.450
Insane.
00:26:42.490 --> 00:26:43.930
Good fucking riddance.
00:26:44.250 --> 00:27:00.330
So the first the first thing I'd like to address before beginning my turn on my little uh TED talk here is um can I take the dark side point, get the two D20s, but then whatever I do next, I don't get a dark side point for.
00:27:00.810 --> 00:27:03.529
So if I if I stack and slash, okay.
00:27:09.930 --> 00:27:16.570
Second thing is, is I I'm asking for one little liberty from D on the player right here.
00:27:16.810 --> 00:27:23.370
Is that can I use the force to pull a Corellizer to uh chug while running at them with my lightsaber?
00:27:23.529 --> 00:27:24.250
Yes, you can do that.
00:27:24.410 --> 00:27:24.970
Fuck yes.
00:27:25.050 --> 00:27:26.170
Alright, and then I'm gonna go.
00:27:26.330 --> 00:27:27.850
The officer's still kicking, right?
00:27:27.930 --> 00:27:28.170
Yes.
00:27:28.250 --> 00:27:28.970
Alright, I'm going to go.
00:27:29.130 --> 00:27:30.970
He is behind the stormtroopers.
00:27:31.130 --> 00:27:33.930
Alright, then I'm going for whichever stormtroopers you brought up in.
00:27:34.970 --> 00:27:37.850
I'm gonna try to just feed my way right through.
00:27:38.650 --> 00:27:40.330
Alright, so 18.
00:27:41.370 --> 00:27:42.090
And then three.
00:27:42.170 --> 00:27:43.450
I think I'll take that 18.
00:27:43.850 --> 00:27:44.170
Cool.
00:27:44.330 --> 00:27:46.410
Um, 24.
00:27:46.970 --> 00:27:48.570
Yeah, that's definitely a hit.
00:27:48.970 --> 00:27:57.450
Alright, and then it's two D8s for the Nettos, so gotta race, it's why I guess.
00:27:58.970 --> 00:28:02.009
Eight, six, oh.
00:28:02.810 --> 00:28:03.210
Norby?
00:28:04.330 --> 00:28:05.610
Dead as dead can be.
00:28:06.730 --> 00:28:07.370
Sweet.
00:28:07.529 --> 00:28:13.690
So I uh so from the positioning for those at home, uh Suzy's behind the bar.
00:28:13.930 --> 00:28:18.250
Susie's gonna leap onto the bar, of course, dropping the big gun, right?
00:28:18.410 --> 00:28:30.810
While running down the bar is gonna pull a Corellizer, just using the force from behind the bar, crack it, chug in while running, and then leaps to stab the stormtrooper right through the heart.
00:28:31.850 --> 00:28:35.370
And then takes the can and fucking crushes it against the skull.
00:28:35.850 --> 00:28:36.410
Yes.
00:28:38.730 --> 00:28:40.730
So there's just the two heavies left?
00:28:40.970 --> 00:28:42.570
The two heavies and the officer.
00:28:42.810 --> 00:28:46.009
Okay, so the heavies and bows.
00:28:51.690 --> 00:28:55.769
The officer is going to grant a plus one bonus to the heavies.
00:28:56.170 --> 00:29:00.410
And the heavies have orders that the Jedi is the primary target, correct?
00:29:00.730 --> 00:29:09.690
So heavy is going to blast with his light repeat blanster at Suzy.
00:29:10.410 --> 00:29:12.170
So he's getting a plus one, you said?
00:29:12.330 --> 00:29:12.570
Yeah.
00:29:12.810 --> 00:29:14.570
Okay, so this one plus three.
00:29:15.370 --> 00:29:18.009
That is a 12 against Reflex, misses.
00:29:18.090 --> 00:29:18.330
Yep.
00:29:18.570 --> 00:29:18.730
Okay.
00:29:19.130 --> 00:29:20.170
17 for reference.
00:29:20.490 --> 00:29:24.570
And the other one is going to have a gun.
00:29:24.730 --> 00:29:26.009
He's got a grenade.
00:29:26.170 --> 00:29:27.210
He only has one grenade.
00:29:27.370 --> 00:29:28.410
But I'm also near him.
00:29:28.570 --> 00:29:30.890
You totally freezing.
00:29:31.450 --> 00:29:32.330
He only has one nade.
00:29:32.730 --> 00:29:35.690
If the other one first one took a shot, the second one doesn't have a gun.
00:29:35.930 --> 00:29:36.250
Okay.
00:29:36.650 --> 00:29:42.009
So the the second one is going to just swang on him.
00:29:42.330 --> 00:29:44.250
Redar is charging towards him.
00:29:44.330 --> 00:29:46.009
Oh, that's the one Redar is charging towards?
00:29:46.170 --> 00:29:46.490
Yeah.
00:29:46.810 --> 00:29:47.130
Um.
00:29:49.450 --> 00:29:56.170
Then he's gonna run up and close the gap with Redar and try to catch him with the forearm or an elbow or something.
00:29:56.570 --> 00:29:58.090
Oh, they're gonna swing on each other.
00:29:58.170 --> 00:29:58.730
That's sick.
00:29:58.890 --> 00:30:00.170
Oh, I'm looking for it.
00:30:00.970 --> 00:30:04.250
That's a 28 battle hit.
00:30:04.490 --> 00:30:04.810
Yeah.
00:30:05.130 --> 00:30:06.570
Uh let me borrow a d4.
00:30:06.890 --> 00:30:07.130
Yeah.
00:30:07.289 --> 00:30:08.330
That's only d4.
00:30:08.490 --> 00:30:08.570
Yeah.
00:30:09.370 --> 00:30:10.250
D4 plus two.
00:30:10.970 --> 00:30:11.610
Five.
00:31:42.610 --> 00:31:44.930
Red R is down to 40.
00:31:45.810 --> 00:31:47.890
Oh, I'm sweating for no reason.
00:31:48.130 --> 00:31:50.450
Um, I'm gonna use battle analysis real quick.
00:31:50.610 --> 00:31:51.330
Oh, I'm sorry.
00:31:51.490 --> 00:31:59.250
In uh Nelos' spot uh in the initiative, he's going to spasm and give a thumbs up.
00:31:59.570 --> 00:32:00.850
Oh my heart.
00:32:03.810 --> 00:32:06.370
Oh, dude, my heart's broken right now, man.
00:32:07.170 --> 00:32:09.250
Fucking Nellos' head feels.
00:32:09.410 --> 00:32:10.130
Yeah, well.
00:32:11.009 --> 00:32:11.970
What do you feel?
00:32:13.490 --> 00:32:16.450
Battle analysis real quick to see who's bloody storm.
00:32:17.970 --> 00:32:23.170
Um there are two dead stormtroopers, a dead Nelos, and a bloodied officer.
00:32:23.410 --> 00:32:24.690
Bloodied officer?
00:32:24.930 --> 00:32:25.250
Okay.
00:32:25.570 --> 00:32:27.810
Heavies seem to be the priority.
00:32:28.370 --> 00:32:30.930
One heavy has a gun, one does not.
00:32:31.490 --> 00:32:32.769
Neither have been hit.
00:32:33.410 --> 00:32:36.450
Um, I'm gonna go for the one that isn't charging.
00:32:39.890 --> 00:32:40.450
14?
00:32:41.170 --> 00:32:42.130
That is a mess.
00:32:42.450 --> 00:32:54.930
I'm gonna use my move action to so, um he's gonna try and push towards Suzy out of cover and just be a meat shield.
00:32:55.090 --> 00:32:56.769
So you're in the thick of it now, too.
00:32:57.650 --> 00:32:58.930
Dummy thick.
00:32:59.410 --> 00:33:02.610
Alright, so the officer's now open, right?
00:33:02.930 --> 00:33:03.330
Yes.
00:33:03.570 --> 00:33:03.970
Alright.
00:33:04.050 --> 00:33:05.730
Uh it's be heading time.
00:33:05.810 --> 00:33:07.650
I'm still mad about melodies.
00:33:09.250 --> 00:33:10.130
That's a 20?
00:33:10.210 --> 00:33:10.610
Let's go.
00:33:10.769 --> 00:33:11.170
Nice.
00:33:11.410 --> 00:33:12.210
Natural 20?
00:33:12.370 --> 00:33:12.690
Yeah.
00:33:13.009 --> 00:33:14.769
Oh fuck yeah.
00:33:15.009 --> 00:33:18.610
And so, uh, I just say you hear through the force.
00:33:18.850 --> 00:33:20.450
Avenge me, son!
00:33:21.810 --> 00:33:29.170
As I swing my lightsaber to the head officer, I just say, for the best goddamn pilot this galaxy's known.
00:33:29.490 --> 00:33:31.090
He wasn't a good pilot!
00:33:31.810 --> 00:33:33.410
He was a pretty bad pilot.
00:33:34.370 --> 00:33:35.650
Mediocre at best, okay?
00:33:36.050 --> 00:33:36.610
To me.
00:33:36.850 --> 00:33:37.490
To me.
00:33:38.529 --> 00:33:40.289
Big asterisk to me.
00:33:40.690 --> 00:33:42.610
Oh no, whispered afterwards almost.
00:33:43.250 --> 00:33:44.210
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00:33:46.690 --> 00:33:47.410
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The beard struggle, because every beard deserves the glory of a true Viking.
00:35:26.930 --> 00:35:27.570
Times two.
00:35:30.449 --> 00:35:31.810
Yes, it's upsetting.
00:35:31.970 --> 00:35:33.329
That's exactly what he had.
00:35:34.769 --> 00:35:35.170
Okay, good.
00:35:35.329 --> 00:35:36.369
So he is down.
00:35:39.889 --> 00:35:41.969
Like wow, he's still got 30 HP left.
00:35:42.929 --> 00:35:43.889
It's worth noting.
00:35:44.050 --> 00:35:45.170
He's not dead.
00:35:45.409 --> 00:35:47.009
But he is unconscious.
00:35:47.250 --> 00:35:48.529
He falls to the ground.
00:35:48.849 --> 00:35:50.369
Headless but unconscious.
00:35:50.769 --> 00:35:51.170
Oh yeah, yeah.
00:35:51.570 --> 00:35:53.170
He's nearly pretending.
00:35:53.650 --> 00:35:55.809
His head's hanging on my uh.
00:35:56.130 --> 00:35:58.210
He's uh nearly headless Nick now.
00:35:59.889 --> 00:36:06.690
So, the officer's uh headless body falls to the ground, one pistol in one hand and a communicator in the other.
00:36:06.849 --> 00:36:08.769
Uh next up is the heavies.
00:36:09.250 --> 00:36:11.650
Uh we're gonna go with gun heavy first.
00:36:12.050 --> 00:36:15.409
Taking a shot at Susie.
00:36:15.809 --> 00:36:18.610
Does not get the one anymore, I assume.
00:36:18.769 --> 00:36:19.250
The plus one.
00:36:19.570 --> 00:36:20.529
He's not getting the plus one anymore.
00:36:20.690 --> 00:36:21.969
Because his officer is dead.
00:36:22.130 --> 00:36:22.610
Yes.
00:36:22.849 --> 00:36:26.210
Yeah, so this is gonna be a plus two and trying to meet what, 19?
00:36:26.369 --> 00:36:27.009
17, 17.
00:36:27.170 --> 00:36:27.409
17.
00:36:28.449 --> 00:36:29.650
That's a mess.
00:36:29.809 --> 00:36:30.529
Oh yeah.
00:36:30.849 --> 00:36:35.809
And the other one is getting into fisticuffs with radar.
00:36:36.130 --> 00:36:36.849
Radar.
00:36:37.570 --> 00:36:39.969
That is a 19.
00:36:40.210 --> 00:36:40.929
That'll hit.
00:36:41.809 --> 00:36:43.170
You get that defoe again.
00:36:43.409 --> 00:36:44.369
You got it.
00:36:45.730 --> 00:36:46.130
Uh-huh.
00:36:46.289 --> 00:36:47.889
What the hell does that say?
00:36:48.210 --> 00:36:48.610
Four.
00:36:48.849 --> 00:36:49.730
Total of six.
00:36:50.130 --> 00:36:51.090
That's pretty good.
00:36:51.329 --> 00:36:53.090
So he's down to 34.
00:36:56.289 --> 00:37:01.250
And Redar is going to like just take that one on the chin and strike back.
00:37:03.250 --> 00:37:04.929
14 plus 4.
00:37:05.329 --> 00:37:05.409
Um.
00:37:07.090 --> 00:37:07.730
Yep.
00:37:08.369 --> 00:37:09.730
Oh, that's a hit ski.
00:37:11.969 --> 00:37:12.449
One.
00:37:14.610 --> 00:37:15.809
You get strength mode.
00:37:16.529 --> 00:37:17.730
It's a lot to happen.
00:37:17.969 --> 00:37:21.250
Uh next up is the corpse of Noah's Kough.
00:37:21.730 --> 00:37:22.369
Oh done.
00:37:22.449 --> 00:37:25.489
I'm gonna go for one of the heavies, uh, the gun one.
00:37:28.929 --> 00:37:30.449
What do you want from me, man?
00:37:30.690 --> 00:37:31.730
To roll better.
00:37:32.369 --> 00:37:36.929
You would I I I don't know what else to do other than roll, okay?
00:37:37.409 --> 00:37:40.130
I would talk smack and free to ruin my roll.
00:37:40.449 --> 00:37:41.730
Yeah, you fuck yourself.
00:37:43.329 --> 00:37:47.329
Well, I fucking scream obscenities at the heavy, like.
00:37:48.610 --> 00:37:53.809
Fuck you for having a gun! Stand still! Stand still!
00:37:54.769 --> 00:37:56.610
Get shot at better nerd.
00:37:56.690 --> 00:37:59.970
I'm gonna try to slice his gun in half so it's unusable.
00:38:00.610 --> 00:38:01.409
The officer?
00:38:01.570 --> 00:38:02.450
Or the heavy.
00:38:03.170 --> 00:38:03.409
Okay.
00:38:04.450 --> 00:38:06.530
It's just the officer while it's already dead.
00:38:06.690 --> 00:38:07.170
Yeah!
00:38:08.849 --> 00:38:10.369
Try using that again.
00:38:12.369 --> 00:38:14.930
That's gonna be uh 15.
00:38:15.970 --> 00:38:17.490
Yeah, that'll do it.
00:38:17.809 --> 00:38:18.690
Okay, alright.
00:38:19.010 --> 00:38:20.769
I'm making it- I'm making this roll up.
00:38:20.930 --> 00:38:21.329
Just do it.
00:38:21.490 --> 00:38:22.769
Alright, so I slice this gun.
00:38:22.930 --> 00:38:23.329
Do it.
00:38:23.490 --> 00:38:23.730
Cool.
00:38:23.889 --> 00:38:25.889
So um, it's gonna blow up.
00:38:26.930 --> 00:38:31.889
Dealing five points of damage to the heavy, which is the most damage a heavy has taken yet.
00:38:32.610 --> 00:38:37.570
Woo! Let's go! Now he has to punch too.
00:38:37.730 --> 00:38:42.530
And you hear from behind you the communicator to the officer begins to go off.
00:38:48.130 --> 00:38:50.690
Redar's heavy's gonna uh take a swang.
00:38:51.010 --> 00:38:55.970
Swangin' and bangin' for uh yeah that one definitely hits.
00:38:56.610 --> 00:38:58.930
Uh love hat for three.
00:38:59.250 --> 00:39:00.289
Love hat for three.
00:39:00.369 --> 00:39:01.570
Down a 31.
00:39:01.809 --> 00:39:06.610
Uh the other one is going to swing on Susie.
00:39:06.849 --> 00:39:12.610
Yeah, just fucking punch the weird fishy Jedi right in the face and miss.
00:39:13.490 --> 00:39:13.970
Woo!
00:39:14.369 --> 00:39:18.289
The one that just lost his gun does have one grenade.
00:39:19.170 --> 00:39:20.050
You're right.
00:39:21.889 --> 00:39:23.409
So that's both the heavies.
00:39:23.650 --> 00:39:25.730
But he's not gonna like drop a grenade at his speed.
00:39:29.490 --> 00:39:30.930
Oh shit, I don't want.
00:39:32.930 --> 00:39:34.130
So that was the heavies.
00:39:34.289 --> 00:39:37.970
Then next up is Redar, who is gonna take a swing at that guy.
00:39:39.409 --> 00:39:41.250
Oh, 11 plus 4 is 15.
00:39:41.329 --> 00:39:42.210
I don't think that hits.
00:39:42.369 --> 00:39:42.690
No.
00:39:42.849 --> 00:39:43.090
Okay.
00:39:43.250 --> 00:39:47.490
So Redar's gonna take a swing, and the heavy's gonna kinda deathly dodge out of the way.
00:39:47.730 --> 00:39:48.530
Oh calm.
00:39:48.769 --> 00:39:53.490
I'm gonna shoot at the guy who just got his gun slashed.
00:39:54.369 --> 00:39:55.329
He's hit.
00:39:57.570 --> 00:39:58.289
Thank you.
00:39:58.530 --> 00:39:59.250
19.
00:39:59.490 --> 00:40:00.130
Yes.
00:40:00.450 --> 00:40:00.930
Jesus.
00:40:01.250 --> 00:40:03.730
Do a bunch of damage, please.
00:40:04.369 --> 00:40:04.849
Eight.
00:40:06.289 --> 00:40:06.930
One.
00:40:08.849 --> 00:40:10.210
Twelve damage.
00:40:11.010 --> 00:40:11.570
My god.
00:40:13.570 --> 00:40:17.090
He's bloodied! Could fucking took him long enough.
00:40:17.250 --> 00:40:17.490
That's good.
00:40:17.570 --> 00:40:17.889
That's good.
00:40:21.010 --> 00:40:22.050
No, that'd be okay.
00:40:22.610 --> 00:40:22.849
Ah.
00:40:23.170 --> 00:40:23.570
Alright.
00:40:23.809 --> 00:40:25.889
For the one that has the one that's bloody.
00:40:26.130 --> 00:40:29.250
I'm gonna throw a bow and just try to like finish him off that way.
00:40:29.730 --> 00:40:31.090
There's been enough death for that.
00:40:32.369 --> 00:40:34.530
Even though you're trying to do more.
00:40:35.010 --> 00:40:36.369
Base attack plus strength.
00:40:37.809 --> 00:40:38.130
Oh.
00:40:39.889 --> 00:40:41.650
Which is base attack minus two.
00:40:42.130 --> 00:40:45.329
Just like a lightsaber, you nerd.
00:40:45.809 --> 00:40:49.970
Well, we can afford one more death today, I suppose.
00:40:53.250 --> 00:40:55.250
I am swinging with the saber.
00:40:58.210 --> 00:40:59.170
Oh shit.
00:40:59.329 --> 00:41:00.369
That's a ton.
00:41:00.690 --> 00:41:02.530
Uh no, that's not gonna hit.
00:41:03.329 --> 00:41:03.490
Okay.
00:41:04.130 --> 00:41:05.730
Susie's swinging a miss.
00:41:08.130 --> 00:41:09.409
Next is the heavies.
00:41:10.450 --> 00:41:13.730
The one that's right in front of Susie is gonna take- wait, sorry.
00:41:13.889 --> 00:41:16.210
And the communicator continues to go off.
00:41:16.610 --> 00:41:20.530
Fuck it as heavies.
00:41:21.090 --> 00:41:34.849
Um The one that is right in front of Susie is going to bend down, grab the communicator, and dart out of.
00:41:35.329 --> 00:41:35.650
No.
00:41:35.889 --> 00:41:38.050
No, he's gonna take a swing, fuck it.
00:41:39.490 --> 00:41:40.610
Big dick in it.
00:41:40.769 --> 00:41:41.570
Yeah, hell yeah.
00:41:41.730 --> 00:41:42.369
21.
00:41:42.530 --> 00:41:42.849
Oh.
00:41:43.170 --> 00:41:43.889
That's a hit.
00:41:44.210 --> 00:41:45.170
Punches me.
00:41:45.409 --> 00:41:46.610
Hell yeah, dog.
00:41:47.090 --> 00:41:48.369
For five.
00:41:49.570 --> 00:41:51.090
Son of a bitch.
00:41:51.329 --> 00:41:52.050
Next one.
00:41:52.289 --> 00:41:52.849
Swings.
00:41:53.329 --> 00:41:56.130
Yeah, next one's gonna swing on fucking Redar, dog.
00:41:57.090 --> 00:41:58.210
And 19.
00:41:58.369 --> 00:41:59.010
That'll hit.
00:41:59.409 --> 00:42:00.050
Yeah, dog.
00:42:00.210 --> 00:42:00.690
Look at this.
00:42:03.010 --> 00:42:04.769
UFC simulator for six.
00:42:05.090 --> 00:42:06.769
They're dedicated to the fucking end.
00:42:07.490 --> 00:42:10.210
This is a UFC TTRPG now.
00:42:10.690 --> 00:42:11.970
Down to 25.
00:42:12.769 --> 00:42:14.610
Redar is getting close to bloody.
00:42:15.250 --> 00:42:20.210
We have somehow found a way to turn Star Wars into Mike Tyson's punch action.
00:42:22.369 --> 00:42:27.889
Redar takes that next punch right on the face, and he is gonna try and bear hug.
00:42:28.610 --> 00:42:31.090
Oh god's his nuts.
00:42:31.329 --> 00:42:34.369
So I believe your reflex gets like a plus ten.
00:42:35.730 --> 00:42:36.530
Trying to do that?
00:42:36.690 --> 00:42:37.329
Yeah.
00:42:37.889 --> 00:42:41.809
Well, you're gonna have to exceed a fifth uh I'm sorry, a twenty-five.
00:42:44.130 --> 00:42:44.690
Nope!
00:42:45.170 --> 00:42:45.650
Negative.
00:42:46.210 --> 00:42:46.610
Negative!
00:42:47.889 --> 00:42:53.730
So he goes in to try and grapple you, and the heavy just kind of steps back, and Redar grabs nothing.
00:42:53.889 --> 00:43:00.210
No, dog, don't! Get off of me! Don't fuck, dog! Photon.
00:43:00.930 --> 00:43:07.090
Uh, I'm gonna have trust in Suzy to take care of the other guy.
00:43:07.889 --> 00:43:09.650
Don't you think they can go don't?
00:43:10.450 --> 00:43:11.250
Where is it?
00:43:11.490 --> 00:43:12.690
Where'd it go?
00:43:13.730 --> 00:43:14.369
The assassin.
00:43:17.409 --> 00:43:18.610
We're all fine here now.
00:43:18.769 --> 00:43:19.090
How are you?
00:43:20.530 --> 00:43:23.409
It's on the opposite side of Susie from here.
00:43:23.730 --> 00:43:25.170
Would it be an action to pick it up?
00:43:25.250 --> 00:43:25.490
Yeah.
00:43:25.730 --> 00:43:28.690
Okay, but I'll talk later.
00:43:29.250 --> 00:43:32.369
Yeah, no, I'm fucking I'm killing these guys.
00:43:34.050 --> 00:43:37.650
Fucking Christ! God damn it! No, I'm not!
00:43:38.530 --> 00:43:40.050
Would you like a dark side point?
00:43:41.889 --> 00:43:43.809
Or you just offer me a little like.
00:43:45.090 --> 00:43:47.409
Did I insist you on a dark side boy?
00:43:49.329 --> 00:43:50.690
Take a dark side.
00:43:51.409 --> 00:43:54.369
I've been involved in the few Sith initiations.
00:43:54.769 --> 00:43:55.730
That's a good impression.
00:43:55.889 --> 00:43:56.530
Thank you.
00:43:57.010 --> 00:43:58.210
That should be your next voice.
00:44:01.170 --> 00:44:01.650
That's it.
00:44:04.289 --> 00:44:04.849
No, no.
00:44:05.090 --> 00:44:06.530
That would be more for a Keldor.
00:44:06.849 --> 00:44:08.050
No, not a Keldor.
00:44:08.210 --> 00:44:09.490
The uh yeah, the corn.
00:44:09.650 --> 00:44:09.889
Yeah.
00:44:10.130 --> 00:44:13.409
Alright, I'm gonna go for the uh slice and dice.
00:44:13.570 --> 00:44:14.690
Slice and dice.
00:44:15.730 --> 00:44:17.170
That's gonna be a 14.
00:44:17.409 --> 00:44:18.690
That's a miss, dog.
00:44:20.610 --> 00:44:22.130
It's 15, okay?
00:44:23.329 --> 00:44:23.570
Really?
00:44:23.970 --> 00:44:24.450
Yes.
00:44:24.849 --> 00:44:30.210
15 on the one whose gun you sliced, 16 on the one who you haven't sliced a gun out of.
00:44:30.450 --> 00:44:33.889
Have you been taking a negative two on your attacks for your condition track?
00:44:34.530 --> 00:44:34.849
No.
00:44:35.170 --> 00:44:39.250
Have you been taking a negative two on your reflex for your condition track?
00:44:40.050 --> 00:44:40.369
No.
00:44:40.690 --> 00:44:41.010
Okay.
00:44:41.809 --> 00:44:42.450
Sound like you have.
00:44:44.849 --> 00:44:47.170
I don't think it would have changed any of the roles.
00:44:48.210 --> 00:44:48.849
So let's just.
00:44:49.170 --> 00:44:50.690
So that was Susie?
00:44:51.490 --> 00:44:52.130
Next to that.
00:44:52.849 --> 00:44:53.809
The communicator's still going.
00:45:00.849 --> 00:45:02.769
He's gonna fucking swing.
00:45:03.570 --> 00:45:05.409
Because why the fuck not?
00:45:06.050 --> 00:45:07.809
This is dumb as hell.
00:45:11.490 --> 00:45:15.809
24! That was the start anchor, man.
00:45:16.289 --> 00:45:16.930
Yes.
00:45:17.090 --> 00:45:18.210
Yes he was.
00:45:18.530 --> 00:45:21.570
The only reason you got anything done, and you let him die.
00:45:23.409 --> 00:45:24.450
Take four.
00:45:29.329 --> 00:45:31.090
Try to take four from this.
00:45:36.610 --> 00:45:41.650
The other one is going to take a swing.
00:45:41.970 --> 00:45:44.369
Take a swing! Yeah, why the fuck not?
00:45:44.930 --> 00:45:45.970
What do you fucking know?
00:45:46.050 --> 00:45:46.610
It hit.
00:45:48.690 --> 00:45:50.289
What do you fucking know?
00:45:50.769 --> 00:45:51.730
Six damage.
00:45:52.769 --> 00:45:54.369
Redar is bloodied.
00:45:59.490 --> 00:46:02.530
Ridar looks at Photon Suzy.
00:46:03.250 --> 00:46:09.809
A little bit of help guys! And then he's gonna try and grab the grenade from that guy.
00:46:10.369 --> 00:46:11.730
Does that gotta have a grenade?
00:46:11.889 --> 00:46:19.650
Net one! The grenade goes off.
00:46:20.210 --> 00:46:22.930
You're gonna hit the heavy radar.
00:46:30.769 --> 00:46:31.250
Seven.
00:46:31.329 --> 00:46:31.490
No.
00:46:31.809 --> 00:46:33.889
Ten, twelve, fourteen.
00:46:34.289 --> 00:46:37.010
Well, Radars down.
00:46:37.490 --> 00:46:39.730
Is that the one attacking radar or was that the one attacking?
00:46:41.090 --> 00:46:41.409
Okay.
00:46:41.730 --> 00:46:48.050
And the one that got the grenade blown off is dead.
00:46:48.450 --> 00:46:50.289
The little healthy button is Mr.
00:46:50.530 --> 00:46:56.769
Renar goes to grab the grenade and like hits the switch on it instead or pulls the pin on accident.
00:46:56.930 --> 00:46:59.329
And then him and the heavy just blow up.
00:47:01.170 --> 00:47:03.970
I love that dog before that episode.
00:47:04.210 --> 00:47:06.610
Rinar is unconscious but alive.
00:47:11.010 --> 00:47:12.210
Who's next?
00:47:12.530 --> 00:47:13.329
Bow time.
00:47:13.970 --> 00:47:14.849
Please.
00:47:15.090 --> 00:47:15.889
Please.
00:47:16.690 --> 00:47:18.050
Where's the dice?
00:47:19.170 --> 00:47:19.970
Please.
00:47:22.769 --> 00:47:23.490
Just do that.
00:47:24.050 --> 00:47:26.849
You just roll with modifier is better than 50.
00:47:28.930 --> 00:47:30.930
How many dice do you roll for this?
00:47:32.849 --> 00:47:35.329
You literally can't fail this.
00:47:36.369 --> 00:47:37.970
He has three health.
00:47:38.289 --> 00:47:38.610
Okay.
00:47:39.090 --> 00:47:40.130
I noticed.
00:47:41.889 --> 00:47:48.210
If there was ever a time where you could roll a dice as a zero, it is now.
00:47:48.610 --> 00:47:50.050
So he's already done.
00:47:50.369 --> 00:47:50.610
Yeah.
00:47:50.769 --> 00:47:51.730
Okay, cool.
00:47:53.010 --> 00:47:54.289
He's dead.
00:47:55.170 --> 00:47:55.809
Fine.
00:47:57.010 --> 00:48:00.849
We avenged Nellos after a day and a half of fighting.
00:48:02.369 --> 00:48:03.889
And that is the end of combat.
00:48:04.450 --> 00:48:06.050
Fucking pick up that transponder.
00:48:06.289 --> 00:48:09.250
I think Nellos is a would be very disappointed in y'all.
00:48:09.730 --> 00:48:10.930
Yeah, probably.
00:48:11.250 --> 00:48:13.010
So you pick up the communicator.
00:48:13.170 --> 00:48:13.490
Yep.
00:48:13.650 --> 00:48:14.530
Do you activate it?
00:48:14.769 --> 00:48:15.010
Sure.
00:48:15.090 --> 00:48:15.409
Yeah.
00:48:15.650 --> 00:48:17.650
A 3D image appears.
00:48:18.450 --> 00:48:21.170
And it is the Inquisitor.
00:48:22.930 --> 00:48:23.809
Looks like you are.
00:48:25.650 --> 00:48:29.490
It looks like you may have taken something from you.
00:48:30.769 --> 00:48:36.050
Well, I believe I have taken something from you.
00:48:36.530 --> 00:48:39.409
And he pulls into frame a small child.
00:48:40.610 --> 00:48:42.130
And you know this small child.
00:48:42.289 --> 00:48:46.690
This is one of your students from your time teaching on Arshida.
00:48:48.530 --> 00:48:52.130
The child seems badly burned over their shoulder.
00:48:52.369 --> 00:49:00.849
And says, And then some coordinates appear, and the communicator cuts out.
00:49:01.730 --> 00:49:04.289
As it's cutting out, can I call out to the kid?
00:49:04.530 --> 00:49:11.490
And be like, You're going to be safe, I'm coming! Famous last words.
00:49:16.610 --> 00:49:19.250
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A handful of shows for your viewing pleasure, and take home goodies for your own TTRPG adventures.
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All of this for just$3.
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Still hungry for more content?
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Join our Discord server where you can interact with other fans of the show, get notifications of when the cast streams, and updates under Nightfall Media directly from the cast.
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Hope to see you there!