Pumpkin Patch Pete Needs To Relax

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Speaker 1: I absolutely slaughtered just in it golf. I mean I beat him by four. Whoa wait wait wait wait wait, you guys played without me. Yeah, we're gonna play with you though.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, supposedly today. That's what I've heard allegedly.

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Speaker 1: When you put all three phases of the game together, the putting, the short game, and the driving. I didn't put the driving together yet, but it was unbelievable. I mean, it wasn't even close the final hole. I knew it was bad when he said I'm done. He almost conceded the final hole before we even got to it. It was that bad because I needed a triple and he had to get a birdie from it. Even tie got it, so there was no chance pretty much. And so I've never seen a man, a grown man, almost just say that's it and throwing the towwel very dejected. Yeah, very sad, dude. It was awesome. He's been playing Boston golf. I've been playing on the Nashville munis, and let's just say, are as much as we rip on the munis, they prepared me for that tournament.

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Speaker 2: How many holes did you guys play in your tournament? We played nine, So you didn't beat Justin. You beat Justin in the front nine, and it's to be continued. It's not a complete round. Even when you go play mini golf, guess how many holes there are?

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Speaker 1: Eighteen?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're just warming up after nine. If we just imagine, if we're watching Welcome to Augusta on Sunday.

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Speaker 1: Jim nance I no longer do college basketball, but I still will do the Masters. And they say he steps up over it on number nine the putt, he wins the Masters. No, that's not how it works, they say.

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Speaker 2: Now he makes the turn with a three shot lead at Augusta on Sunday.

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Speaker 1: Hey, you know our local muni. The guy even told me at the front desk, yep, yep, if you're a walk up only nine. Oh you know that rule only nine? Yep? Yep. Cool buddy, I'm fine. Can I just play right now? Yep, just as long as you guys are aware, No eighteen, Okay, cool dude. We just got to do a couple hours and get out here. Anyways. I mean, they make a very clear but also I could just come back and pay for another nine and that would equal eighteen. You get that, sir, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like the one time I went there and I went in. I said, hey, man, can I get a large bucket of balls? And he said, oh, we can't do a large bucket right now? And I and he said something about the machine not working. I said, okay, then can I do two smalls? And he was like what, yeah, sure, I guess.

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Speaker 1: Okay, buddy, Well what's wrong If you have the small buckets back there? Why am I not allowed to get two of them instead of just getting since you can't do a large. He acted like I did something that was so totally wrong and against etiquette and against the rules. And I was like, hey, man, it's okay, I can just do one. I'll just do one. If that's no, no, it's it's fine, man, it's just fine. He's totally he's all mad because somebody figured out a loophole within two seconds of him just now saying.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't want to give out big buckets. Okay, so I'll do too small. That's I mean too small probably equal a large. So why would I not ask for too small? But he was so mad at me and so annoyed. But whatever, the community's not the same anymore. But that's okay.

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Speaker 1: I got another MUNI story. Do we want to do it later? You want to do it later? Yeah, because it's actually a question for you because we saw a guy doing this and I just want to know your day.

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Speaker 2: He's not allowed to play with his driver out there. That's usually against the rule.

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Speaker 1: So I want to ask you later and see your take on it exactly. Okay, there's a random dude behind you. Just keep staring in here. Don't know him now he's on the move. Is he coming in? I don't know?

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Speaker 2: Started? Hey, maybe it's Arnold's dad. Arnold at your dad?

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Speaker 1: Seriously? Are we having a guest or something? No, not that I know, because there was some guy actually, like he was supposed to come in here. All right, but I'll share that later. Let's we gotta do the intro. Yeah, we do, all right? Arnold is off today, he's here, I guess. Oh, yeah, he's surprised. You surprised, Arnold. I didn't even know you were here. I thought you were off. I'm here, all right. Well, thank you for making your presence known. How you been doing with Abby? We've been hooking up all right? Good? You don't gotta tell his details. Don't kiss and tell Arnold? We slept together. Okay, Arnold, she probably doesn't want that out there. That's not very classy. Good night. We gotta do it live. Oh the world two three?

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Speaker 2: So loserss What up, everybody?

00:04:34
Speaker 1: I'm lunchbox. I know the most about sports.

00:04:36
Speaker 2: SA give me the sports facts, my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports.

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Speaker 1: Genius, y'all. It is Sison. I'm monitoring some other stuff today. But who says I can't multitask. I'm from the North, I'm in Alpha Male. I live on the west side of Nashville with Baser. My wife, Justin is back in town aforementioned. We played golf back in town. I'm welcoming him back in town. And he did say, I know you're gonna talk about me on the podcast, beating me, but take it easy on me. And I said, oh no, I won't talk about you. But then this podcast started and I talked about it. It just happened.

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Speaker 2: It naturally came up, like it was like in the flow of conversation we started talking about golf. Well, really, you just started with I beat Justin. That was the exact start of the pod.

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Speaker 1: All right, I just can I present you my golf situation at the Meunia.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, you know what I didn't like there as you yearuallygo all right over to you. Yeah, and then I'd just said, oh, over to you, to Ray. But that's okay, go ahead, man, let's hear about your situation.

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Speaker 1: With just stop back over to you Ray, all right. I just know what I just want to know you're just want to hear what you say about it. Go in because it's actually it's something. Anyways, So we passed the after we finished up, we passed the chipping area, you know the chippers. Yeah. Oh, and it was full. I mean there was one. There was headphone guy. Another guy that was cold out. He's wearing shorts, it's showing off his legs, short sleeves. And that wasn't what it caught our attention, trying to act tough. Maybe I know those people. And then you had the girls in their yoga pants. They were running walking. That's when that's who you want to chip next to all over the place. Yep. And and it was fifty degrees no less.

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Speaker 2: Oh, fifty is not bad. But if it's a little windy, that's when it gets cold.

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Speaker 1: But this guy was over there chipping and what he did was he bought a small bucket of balls that you aforementioned, and he was chipping with them. He paid for a bucket of balls to chip with. What is your question, what's your take?

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Speaker 2: My take is he got double use out of those balls, damn.

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Speaker 1: It me and just did a three. I could actually play it. I don't even know what we say. Actually, I mean you're smart.

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Speaker 2: He got double use of the balls.

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Speaker 1: Because he chipped with them, picked him up and then went and rove with him.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so he used the chipping green with those balls that way. Also, if he loses one, he's not worried about it. It's not his ball. So if someone actually picks one up, like oh, this is my ball, he's not gonna be like, no, that's my titleist, No, that's my titlest it's like, hey man, those are the bucket of balls I bought from inside. You can have that stupid ball. Then he puts them back in the bucket, He grabs it by the handle, puts his golf clubs on his back, walks one hundred yards and sets them up on the driving range.

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Speaker 1: All right, here's us in the moment, You, my friend, were smarter than we were. He bought it ship, fucking ship. You can just use your own balls. Why would you just take three balls out of the bag. This is something I've never seen. He said, I'm gonna use ten dollars this way. Just stupid. What happened?

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Speaker 3: He said, you're right, not price efficient or seen it though.

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Speaker 1: Really, I mean, he's actually hitting them pretty good. And then at that moment I cut off the video because we realized that he was getting doubus out of the balls and we were dumb asses and he's actually a genius. He was playing three D checkers. Well, we were just playing checkers, normal checkers at a local cracker barrel.

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Speaker 2: I do love the fact that you guys rode together.

00:08:27
Speaker 1: We live at the same apartment.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that is the cutest thing ever. Is that you and Justin are now carpoebling to the golf course. My question is, who's car?

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Speaker 1: My car? So you drove Justin. It's a crappier one, and I got my club, Dude, I have so much of my gear in there. I just roll up, roll up the little hatchback, pull everything out of there. I got cooler in there. I've got my ten pairs of golf shoes, any towel I could imagine. I got it all, every ball from every Christmas and Birthday over the past five years. I mean to that the car has everything I need in it. That's awesome.

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Speaker 2: And it was really cute how you were. Guys were so into it. You were commentating, have you ever seen something like that that is so crazy? Like you just saw freaking bigfoot walking across the green. It was a guy chipping at the green, using the balls, then going to the drive range.

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Speaker 1: That's great, right, great story. I love it. Hey tell me this, who's playing Tannahill or Leavis Levis? Okay? Yeah? Are we ever going to figure out how to pronounce his name? Leavis will Levis? You just said it two different ways? Levis?

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Speaker 2: Now is are the reports true that he's dating Selena Gomez?

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Speaker 1: Is he really?

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Speaker 3: No?

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Speaker 1: Wonder? He's so cocky all of a sudden. I mean, he does that handturn he does like when they're you know, the traffic guards when they're directing traffic. That's what Levis does. He points his hand and does this when he scores a touchdown. I was like, where did he get that little coxter move? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Well he did have that. I mean he had a hottie after college.

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Speaker 1: Tannehill or Leavis Leavis? How do you know these dudes' wags?

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Speaker 2: She was, she was all over and then when I saw her, uh, I saw them at the NASCAR draft too, Yeah, NFL driving.

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Speaker 1: I saw him with the NASCAR. That's what I was like. Dum, she was smoking hot. You gotta say the audio you had of that, I freaking lost it. I could actually play it from your Instagram, right or actually sore Losers right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I put it up. But uh, apparently she's single Selena Gomez. According to BuzzFeed, it says single. But anyway, Oh, that was on September twenty four, so maybe she's not dating him.

00:10:29
Speaker 1: All right?

00:10:30
Speaker 2: The is Will Lovis is in the building by word, Oh.

00:10:35
Speaker 1: Here we go.

00:10:37
Speaker 2: Maybe how you doing mans Hey, let's go on talking about buddy.

00:10:40
Speaker 1: You have a great time, Will Lovis.

00:10:42
Speaker 2: Shout out, sore Losers, baby Will loves hanging with lust box.

00:10:46
Speaker 1: Oh, let's let's go. That was it. That was it.

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Speaker 2: And I had another incident like that the other day. I was driving driving over by the mall right, you didn't have a car. Well, I'm in with the wife, So I'm driving the wife's car.

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Speaker 1: Ray. That was a lie made up for the big show. No.

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Speaker 2: No, the car still starts every once in a while, like it's just hit or miss, Like some days it just it won't start, and then other days it starts. So every time you go out to the car now it's a it's a fifty to fifty proposition if it's gonna start or not.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's called my trailblazer for the past five years. So we're driving.

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Speaker 2: It's on Halloween, right, we're right over by the mall and Sam Surrige from Nashville SC is just walking down the street.

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Speaker 1: Dude, these dudes, I mean they're all over the place and not not anybody's grabbing them. And I looked at him.

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Speaker 2: I was like, man, that's Sam and he's a new guy on the team and he's just walking like walking on the sidewalk.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, because I will say, soccer players compared to football players are big. Hockey players are actually small too. PK Suban, you do didn't even know he's a professional athlete. So that's why I'm saying that the soccer guys, unless it's Zimmerman who's ten feet tall. They're really just commoners. Get that said. We'll get him on Tuesday. Baby, We're gonna get them. Drive by. I'm sure the kids were so proud of the.

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Speaker 2: Kids weren't in the car. And my wife's like, you're not really gonna do It's like, yes, film it, film it. And he's going across the crosswalk like we're both going east, you know what I mean. So he has I'm going straight and he's going straight across the road. So I'm yelling, let's.

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Speaker 1: Go sad where I get that? Way by? Where I get that?

00:12:23
Speaker 2: Because I was trying to ype him up because we lost to Orlando on Monday night, so he's probably feeling down about himself.

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Speaker 1: He looks sad. He was out for a walk. He probably been walking the streets all night thinking about how are we gonna beat Orlando next week? He's out running and I was like, watch what I was thinking.

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Speaker 2: I was like, dude, you played a game last night. You should be like getting a ride from an uber or a driver or something.

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Speaker 1: In a wheelchair.

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Speaker 2: And no one knows who Sam Surridge is. And I just see him walking up.

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Speaker 1: Let's go standy. He's like, who's up? Was his response. He just kind of looked up and kept walking. Did he smile or way? I not really interest. And he was like he was talking.

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Speaker 2: He was on the phone, and he may have been on speakerphone because he was holding it like where the phone was upside down.

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Speaker 1: He was just holding it in the air. But he was talking into it. Dude. You know the funny thing about an iPhone. I still don't know where the audio comes from. As I was playing it into this mic. I literally don't know where the audio is coming from. It sounded terrible, and I'm an audio guy, must be really it sounded terrible. It sounded weird. I'll pump it. No, oh you you know, Okay, I'll pump it and post. Got it? Uh? But yeah, So how was your Halloween?

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Speaker 2: Uh?

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Speaker 1: Did you guys?

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Speaker 2: Do you have trigger treaters in an apartment complex?

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Speaker 3: Now?

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Speaker 1: Does that work? We put out a pack of twelve beers. They were Halloween edition bud Lights and had twelve in the morning, so nobody came and got any right, you bring one to work? I wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: No, No, it's okay. I went trigger treating and I just want to say it got no, No, I got I was a little frustrated at the very beginning of trick or treating Halloween, the essence of everything that we were supposed to enjoy and relax and do. Because my wife I get home and she's like, oh, by the way, we're going to meet the neighbors. We're gonna start trick or treating at four thirty.

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Speaker 1: Is that that's early? Right? It's not even dark.

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Speaker 2: It's not even dark four thirty. People ain't even home from freaking work.

00:14:10
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's even bigger point.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, why are we trigger treating so early? Well, that's just what they wanted to do, you know, Sally and.

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Speaker 1: They're all doctors and lawyers, Sally and William. They wanted to go. And I'm like, no, no, no, no, four to thirty is way too early. What does will do stay at home? Dad? Ah, William, I don't know what he does now. I may be a lawyer. I mean, I don't think my dad ever got home a crack before six. That's what I got. Guys going trigger treating at four thirty.

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Speaker 2: That's what I And I'm like, okay, whatever. So then of course we're running late anyway, because the kids right when we're about to go they both of them say, the older ones, I.

00:14:44
Speaker 1: Got a poopoo.

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Speaker 2: So we're in there and one's in one toilet, the other one's in the other toilet, and they're both poop double poop at the same time, just getting it all out. And I'm like, all right, good, this is great because then they wanted to poop. I were trick or treating because they have a tendency whenever we go to someone's house, they automatically have to poop because they want to check out their bathroom.

00:15:03
Speaker 1: Really, yes, so do you let them poop?

00:15:06
Speaker 2: So we do all that, and the other people are texting, hurry up, hurry up. The kids are chomping at the bit. We can't hold them back. They want to go, they want to all right, we're starting.

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Speaker 1: A trigger treat. Chomped for another hour.

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Speaker 2: I'm like, guys, you couldn't even wait for us wait, broke the wagon, Like you couldn't wait fifteen minutes. It's not that hard, just telling them to run around in the front yard or the backyard for fifteen minutes.

00:15:27
Speaker 1: Right, And it's not something you have to be it's not a dinner reservation. You can do it whenever. Exactly floating time to be there.

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Speaker 2: There is no like set like, oh my god, you have to start trigger treating at this time.

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Speaker 1: Like if I was saying, hey, lunch, I'm going to the beach. If you want to roll by, we're gonna we want to post you want to pull them up, pull up. It's a floating thing. I'm gonna be at the beach all day. You can come whenever. It's not like gotta be there at ten am.

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Speaker 2: So I'm out there getting the kids because we're gonna drive across the neighborhood. They live on the other side of the neighborhood, and so I'm like, all right, kids, getting the car, get in the car, and one neighbor walks by house. Oh you guys getting ready for Halloween. I'm like, are trigger treating?

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Speaker 1: I'm like, yeesh. She goes, no Christmas.

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Speaker 2: She goes, make sure you stop by. We'll be ready. We start handing out candy at five thirty. I'm like, exactly five thirty. It's four forty five, and these fools are wanting to go trigger treating already.

00:16:15
Speaker 1: They're already started. Can't wait for the carameld apples.

00:16:18
Speaker 2: And then they and they text us no worry. All right, we're waiting. We're waiting in front of our house. We're waiting in front of our house.

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Speaker 1: I'm okay.

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Speaker 2: So we get in, we get the wagon in the car, and we drive the mile and a half over to their house.

00:16:30
Speaker 1: And they're not there. They're already taken off.

00:16:33
Speaker 2: They're not there, and we text, all we're just down the block. You guys can catch up, well if we're gonna trigger.

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Speaker 1: So they were so antsy they just had to go William at four forty five. I mean we're walking.

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Speaker 2: We don't work up. Bye, we're walking. I'm walking four forty five.

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Speaker 1: Half the hell.

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Speaker 2: You don't even know who's handing out candy because you can't tell who's porch light's on, whose porch lights off because it's freaking bright.

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Speaker 1: Is a freaking a noonday. I mean the mailman's still going around over in mail are treating No, I'm doing my job exactly. Oh are you dressed up as a mailman? No? This is me as a mailman. Oh great costume. It's so lifelike. Yeah, it's called my employer gave me this and I hate it.

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Speaker 2: How come you're wearing shorts because I'm still not off work man, dude, what you went above him?

00:17:32
Speaker 1: Beyond?

00:17:32
Speaker 2: You not only dressed as a mailman, you bought yourself a mail truck.

00:17:37
Speaker 1: Oh no, you're just the mailman. Oh my, guys, guys, that is the best construction scene I've ever seen. No, no, no, this is our job. Stop. But that's why I'm holding a sign you need to stop your car so they don't wait? Would cops think that was funny if we dressed up as a construction crew and started tracting traffic on Halloween? I just thought of an adult idea. That's really funny. Actually, guys, sorry, you're not the holiday spirit.

00:18:04
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, well, hey guys, you don't like Halloween?

00:18:06
Speaker 1: Why are you so anti Halloween. We're out there with shovels and brooms, just jacket with the pavement chopping, chipping it away.

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Speaker 2: Oh so, anyway, so we get to their house and they're already down like half a block away, like you can just catch up.

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Speaker 1: Here's the problem. Well, I pulled up, Now I catch up. If you're gonna catch up, that means you have to skip all the houses. Right, how do you catch up in the game of trick or treating? You don't by running into houses and telling him, hurry, give me this candy. I've got to catch up, especially when you have a five, three and two year old. When they walk up to the door, the five year old's running, the three year olds running, the two year old. He can barely even lift the damn bag off the ground. You need one of those hangover carriers that he does.

00:18:51
Speaker 2: Oh like a little like a wet one. I don't know where the hangover carrier is.

00:18:55
Speaker 1: None of the hangover dude the movie when he wears that baby bijorn.

00:18:59
Speaker 3: Oh.

00:18:59
Speaker 2: Yes, But the whole point is he wants to go do the trigger treating. I'm like, here, you want to get in the wagon? No, no, no, fine. So then finally they just wait for us, and.

00:19:10
Speaker 1: They were so antsy. Now they're just standing in the middle of the road exactly. Kids are almost getting hit by rush hour traffic.

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Speaker 2: People are still pulling in. Like we're knocking on doors, and people are pulling into their driveway and I'm like.

00:19:23
Speaker 1: Oh my god, oh, are you trigger treating too? No, I live here. I just got home.

00:19:29
Speaker 2: Like you know, most houses ninety nine don't have driveways. So we're sitting there knocking on the door car pulls up and oh more trigger treaters and they come up with a key and they open their.

00:19:38
Speaker 1: Hold on, I'll get the bucket of candy. Hold on, you were literally beating people to their houses. Beating people to their houses. Uh hi, all open the first All hold the screen if you want to open up the wooden door. They're just getting home from work unlocked. I am I mean steam might be coming out my ears.

00:19:58
Speaker 2: Okay, Like I am so front and so annoyed at the start of Halloween that I am just like and my wife's like, I'm sorry, I screwed up.

00:20:06
Speaker 1: I didn't how's that on your wife? It's because she agreed to the four thirty. She's like, yeah, yeah, that sounds great. What did she sign a contract? That's what she That's what she felt like. She felt like we had. She was funny. It's a verbal agreement that's admissible in court.

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Speaker 2: She was stressing out out about us being late everything, so I was just like fine. So we finally catch up to them, and then they're like, okay, because we were going over to another family's house. They were making jumble eye and we were gonna have dinner there.

00:20:32
Speaker 1: What the new Orleans trigger treating Beale Street. No, I don't know if that.

00:20:38
Speaker 2: Here's the truth. I don't know if they're from Bourbon. Sorry, I don't know if they're from New Orleans or what deal is in a different location. So Bil's out of business, Beal's out of business. For the reference, I don't know if he's from there, she's from there.

00:20:53
Speaker 1: I don't know. I barely know.

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Speaker 2: These just met these people and they were like, oh, after we're done trigger treating, come over here. So they literally did a block and the neighbors are like, all right, we're gonna go over there, now, what the And I'm like, kids, come first, guys, it's five ten and you're ready to go over to their house already.

00:21:11
Speaker 1: They were hoping for that after parties.

00:21:13
Speaker 2: So we trick or treated with them for a total of four houses. And I said, you guys, you guys, go ahead. We're gonna go this way down this street and we're gonna do some more trick or treating.

00:21:27
Speaker 1: We'll see you later.

00:21:28
Speaker 2: And about an hour and a half later, we showed up at that party and got the jambalaya and had a Halloween that was awesome because it turned dark, there was people handing out candy.

00:21:36
Speaker 1: How was the hall? They did a great job. Let me tell you, I don't give it about the party. How was the pillowcase of candy?

00:21:43
Speaker 2: Well, at this age they don't do pillowcases. They still need the handles to hold on to. But they did excellent. My five year old and three year old were so into it.

00:21:53
Speaker 1: Where's my boo bucket? They were doing exactly what you're supposed to do.

00:21:57
Speaker 2: You come down the steps and sprint across the you don't like you don't be polite, and walk all the way down the you know, front, walk out to the sidewalk, then across No, they learned early on the shortest route is off the front porch into the yard, straight over to the other house.

00:22:13
Speaker 1: Hey on the by front yard. Kid.

00:22:15
Speaker 2: They were doing it beautifully and they were so excited. They were so happy. They were having a blast.

00:22:20
Speaker 1: I don't even say thank you, it saves time. It was no.

00:22:22
Speaker 2: They did say thank you, and they would say happy.

00:22:24
Speaker 1: Halloween, Happy Halloween.

00:22:27
Speaker 2: But we did go to one house and we got discriminated against.

00:22:31
Speaker 1: Hey, kid, come on in because candies down.

00:22:35
Speaker 2: So they had these two big plastic pumpkins on their porch and they knock and they answer and they go trick or tree and they're like, oh yay, and they hand them these little like gummy worms or whatever. And then the kids behind us they give them gummy worms. And then the one goes, is miss Debbie here, Oh yeah, hold on the one second, let me get her. And Miss Debbie comes the door. She goes, oh, you don't get the bad candy. Give me that bat, this is your candy, and she pulls out a box of full candy bars and gives it to those kids.

00:23:05
Speaker 1: Well, your kids are present, Yeah, why.

00:23:07
Speaker 2: My kids are present. So my kids got the gummy worms and the kids next to them got full candy bars.

00:23:11
Speaker 1: Those might have been earthworms. They were live. Hey, they were organic. Of course your neighborhood's organic. What were they vegan treats? No, they were just regular gummy worms. All right, we're gonna take a break.

00:23:25
Speaker 2: We'll be right back, and I'm gonna tell you about my I mean, we went to the pumpkin patch and man, some people take their job way too serious.

00:23:32
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. I've heard this story, Ray, this is a similar story to the Big Show. No, I've heard you talk about the pumpkin patch.

00:23:45
Speaker 2: I went to the pumpkin patch, right, we're famous in the country.

00:23:48
Speaker 1: No, that's not what I'm talking about here.

00:23:50
Speaker 2: Ray, I'm talking about pumpkin pat Peach. You had too many pumpkin patch pete uh alliteration, Yeah I did. But pumpkin patch Pete penis right. No, pumpkin patch Pete was all about his job, very serious.

00:24:14
Speaker 1: About his jobs. Workers.

00:24:17
Speaker 2: So they have this, like I don't It looks like the top of a dome, like it's like a but it's a bouncy thing. It's like it's just on the ground and I guess it has air underneath it and you jump on it.

00:24:27
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's called an inflatable bouncy thing.

00:24:29
Speaker 2: No, it's not even inflatable though, Like it's literally just like a roof like it's and it's on the ground and you just walk up to the top and you just jump on it. There's no climbing in it, there's nothing.

00:24:39
Speaker 1: Adults are kids kids. I tried to get in, right, So we went in the middle of the day.

00:24:46
Speaker 2: There is nobody and I mean nobody there.

00:24:51
Speaker 1: Okay, So I mean it was out in the middle of nowhere.

00:24:53
Speaker 2: Yes, and so there you know, there's maybe seventy five people and.

00:24:57
Speaker 1: This is a huge farm. Oh okay, it's downtown. There's gonna be about two thousand people on top of each other.

00:25:03
Speaker 2: And we went at a great time where I guess there was maybe field trips from school that were there and they were leaving, and we were getting.

00:25:11
Speaker 1: Are your kids not at school? Man?

00:25:13
Speaker 2: Because we're just chilling. We're cool parents. We can we can take off and go do fun things.

00:25:17
Speaker 1: I swear Boomer takes off every other Friday.

00:25:19
Speaker 2: And the bouncy thing. They see the door open, and my five year old goes running right in there and Pumpkin pat Pete yep.

00:25:32
Speaker 1: Goes whoa, whoa who who whooa. That's the exit. But your kids smart enough to know that exit doors can also be used.

00:25:42
Speaker 2: That exit door was open. The exit door was open, and so my kid's like what and he goes, that's the exit. You need to go out and walk all the way around to the entrance.

00:25:55
Speaker 1: Did your kid even understand those words? And he's like, oh okay.

00:26:00
Speaker 2: He goes see the exit. The entrance is over there, And I get it. If there's kids waiting in line, and you don't want people to there was literally nobody on the bouncy thing, nobody waiting to get on the bounty.

00:26:12
Speaker 1: Who gives a damn which one he goes in? E x T thanks Pete, save it.

00:26:19
Speaker 2: And so I'm like, you have got to be kidding me. He made my kid leave that, he made him go out the exit, go back.

00:26:29
Speaker 1: Around, walk all the way around to the entrance protocol and the pumpkin patch again, pumpkin patch protocol. I get it.

00:26:40
Speaker 2: Pumpkin patch. Pete, relax a little bit, man, there's nobody. They're not cutting anybody in line.

00:26:46
Speaker 1: Was he having a bad day or is he just a I think he was just a dick. Ah, I love those workers.

00:26:52
Speaker 2: Just a dick, a five year old and he's worried about him going in the exit, right yeah?

00:26:59
Speaker 1: And I mean, also, buddy, that's a job. You can just mail it in exactly. He didn't even have to talk to you, guys. All you have to say is have a peachy time in the pumpkin patch kids. Dude, that is my thoughts exactly what I have been sitting and playing on my phone or like pumpkin patch.

00:27:14
Speaker 2: Pete, relax, man, you have no responsibility. You have a job where you could literally just lean up against the fence and get paid for it and not have a care in the world. But instead you're making your job difficult because you want to be Captain Dingling.

00:27:30
Speaker 1: Dude. I would have just, yeah, straight up made a chair for myself. I wouldn't even have known that I was at a pumpkin patch. I would have been on the internet.

00:27:36
Speaker 2: You want to put your pumpkin in people's faces, Okay, Like, whoa, you're a badass. Yay, Pumpkin Patch Pete, look at me. I enforced the rules. You cannot come in the exit.

00:27:47
Speaker 1: Whatever. So my kids are bouncing on it. Shsh oh, there's more. Oh, Pumpkin Patch Pete strikes again. Oh my gosh.

00:27:55
Speaker 2: And I'm just standing there. And then this like thirteen or fourteen year old comes in the exit because why.

00:28:02
Speaker 1: It's an door that's open.

00:28:04
Speaker 2: The door is open, and he says, what excuse me, what do you think you're doing? And he goes, I want to bounce. He goes, you can't come in the exit, and Pumpkin Patch Pete goes, you go around the entrance, and that's how you enter if you want to bounce.

00:28:22
Speaker 1: Oh, I enter in the entrance exit in the exit.

00:28:24
Speaker 2: And the fourteen year old goes, yeah, but there's a chain up blocking it. And he goes, yeah, when you get there, I will come over there and open the chain.

00:28:33
Speaker 1: A I mean, dude, make it easy on yourself. Leave the chain down, like right exactly.

00:28:41
Speaker 2: I'm like, why, Pumpkin Patch Pete, do you want to have to walk all the way around to undo the chain when you could just let them in the exit or just leave the chain down. The chain is there for when there's a long line of kids and you have to do the one in, one out like it's a freaking club rodeo, so people want authority.

00:28:58
Speaker 1: It gives him a boner.

00:29:00
Speaker 2: Did his pumpkin was getting so huge, and he's just like, yeah, look at me. I'm enforcing the rules here at the pumpkin Patch. I'm showing these kids they can't come.

00:29:09
Speaker 1: In the exit.

00:29:11
Speaker 2: Unbelievable, like unbelievable anger on Pumpkin Patch Pete's face is enforcing the rules.

00:29:18
Speaker 1: Get me some pumpkin.

00:29:19
Speaker 2: So then that fourteen year old walks all the way around, gets to the chain, and Pumpkin Patch waits. Pumpkin Patch Pete waits about thirty seconds before he goes over and unlocks the chain. Ah, just so that they just so that fourteen year old can stand there and wait.

00:29:37
Speaker 1: Hello, Pete, I'm waiting hello, hey pumpkin patch. Pete. Remember how you told me to walk all the way around. Are you guys laughing out loud at this?

00:29:47
Speaker 2: I yes, I'm like, this is so hilarious. I have never seen.

00:29:53
Speaker 1: Kids make sure you exit the exit exactly.

00:29:57
Speaker 2: It was just hilarious. And so then my three year old. My wife had gone to the bathroom, so she comes running back. So my three year old runs out the exit and goes.

00:30:08
Speaker 1: Mama, mama, this is so fun. This is so fun. Come here and look. No no, no, no, no, oh no, no nos out the exit. I'm guessing they try to go back in the exit. Three year old tries to go back in the axcit oh man tries to go back in the exit, and he goes, nope, you he.

00:30:27
Speaker 2: Said you already exited. You have to go back around the entrance.

00:30:29
Speaker 1: Wait one second, Pete, I've already entered, so shouldn't I be allowed to do this?

00:30:35
Speaker 2: No, you gotta go and don't have any shoes because his shoes are inside, you know. He just ran out there with his socks on his because he was so excited that mama is back from the bathroom that he wants to tell her how much fun he's having. But pumpkin patch Pete gonna enforce those damn rules, so my three year old has to walk all the way around and wait by the chain.

00:30:57
Speaker 1: I wonder what that dude does normally. I mean, the pumpkin patch isn't a year round gig. I price sits at home, dude. I tell you so many times, my mom would make us do seasonal work. And if there's a job where you're watching it manning a pumpkin patch, bro.

00:31:11
Speaker 2: Just hill man gravy. Yes, just smoke a little bit more. You come to work, have a couple of drinks, whatever you want to do. Because you have no responsibility. You don't have anything to do, dude, And.

00:31:22
Speaker 1: He could have been rocking the air pods and just doing a podcast Sore Losers Ray exactly. I was just like, dude, you need some humor in your life. I would have needed people to remind me that I was working. You know, like somebody comes up to you and they're like, are you working? Oh? Yes, I am oho.

00:31:38
Speaker 2: Oh uh, the chain is supposed to be up. I had no idea, Like, why do I care? So Pumpkin Patch Pete was just absolutely on one, so annoyed, and I'm like, cool, whatever, we get done with the bouncy thing.

00:31:51
Speaker 1: Then they have this cannon. It's called the candy cannon, probably not the best, and they're like, all right, five minutes. Still.

00:31:59
Speaker 2: The candy can then goes off five minutes. So the candy cannon goes off. That's a little insensitive. Oh no, I don't know, war aren't we I don't know, but I don't think it was insensitive because it's candy. And so they load this thing up with candy and shoot it, and candy goes flying in front of the cannon. Kids, Well now you do, but not typically. So they're loading the cannon. They're loading the cannon boom, putting all this candy in there. And I mean, he this Pumpkin Patch Pete. No, Pumpkin Patch Pete is over here still at the bouncy thing, his cannon and he's and he his way. He said, goes, huh, I've never got to see this so up close.

00:32:40
Speaker 1: Well you'll get to.

00:32:42
Speaker 2: Pumpkin Patch Pete. You get ready, buddy.

00:32:44
Speaker 1: Man, you you'll get a smartie.

00:32:46
Speaker 2: Hey, maybe you'll get a tutsi roll there.

00:32:48
Speaker 1: Maybe a gumball hit you in the crane.

00:32:50
Speaker 2: Maybe this will make you a little bit happier that you saw the candy cannon, you know what I mean.

00:32:55
Speaker 1: So they're loading up and all the kids are like right there in.

00:32:58
Speaker 2: Front of the cannon and they're like, no, no, no, guys, get back, get back, and they make him go like one hundred yards back.

00:33:03
Speaker 1: A football field. Yeah, And I'm like.

00:33:06
Speaker 2: There's no way this candy is gonna shoot that far. And they count it down ten nah did skipped to one.

00:33:13
Speaker 4: A seven, six, five, four three two one boom.

00:33:24
Speaker 2: And I mean that candy wow, flies right all over the place.

00:33:30
Speaker 1: I mean it flies one hundred yards, dude. It is awesome. That was probably an actual cannon. It was awesome. Is that like from World War Two?

00:33:38
Speaker 2: Yeah, And there's a all the kids, all the kids are running around grabbing candy, and there's a mom pushing the stroller walking by and she sees the candy hit the ground.

00:33:51
Speaker 1: Melfy didn't have time to look right, cannon was going off more like trashy.

00:33:59
Speaker 2: And she sees the candy, trashy not and she pushes her stroller just lets it go.

00:34:12
Speaker 1: Where were you, guys?

00:34:13
Speaker 2: And the mom is down there trying to get the candy? You guys, I'm like, what are we doing?

00:34:20
Speaker 1: Guys?

00:34:20
Speaker 2: Like, lady, do you notice you're the only damn adult with your six tattoos on your arm that looked like they were done by your cousin.

00:34:29
Speaker 1: She ditched the kid for the candy, yes.

00:34:31
Speaker 2: And the strollers rolling down the hill and luckily her dude, husband, boyfriend whatever grabs it.

00:34:37
Speaker 1: Please tell me CCTV caught that.

00:34:39
Speaker 2: And she is the only one fighting for candy that's over the age of thirteen.

00:34:44
Speaker 1: She's and they're fighting with your kids.

00:34:46
Speaker 2: Yes, she's in there grabbing handballs and shoving them into her pockets.

00:34:51
Speaker 1: That's a little unfair. It was. I was.

00:34:53
Speaker 2: I was like, am I watching this and my wife listening to she goes, what's she doing?

00:34:58
Speaker 1: Yeah? That's country folk for you. Though.

00:35:00
Speaker 2: It was hysterical, and I said, we need to get out of here, man, Like, we got to get out back to the city. I was like, we need to get back to civilization.

00:35:06
Speaker 1: I'm a city mouse, not a country house. It was so here's a pumpkin sticker for your car.

00:35:16
Speaker 2: Oh so then we bought some pumpkins and we went home and then we had Halloween.

00:35:19
Speaker 1: It was great. Did people make some cash there? I think that.

00:35:23
Speaker 2: I mean they have a lot of pump paid right obviously, Yeah, we paid to get in.

00:35:26
Speaker 1: It was a little bit of a racket. Do we need to open up a pumpkin patch with a cannon? Dude? We need to have Pumpkin Patch Pete work whatever we do.

00:35:35
Speaker 2: Like he needs to be dude, he needs to work the convention exactly, checking people's lanyards.

00:35:43
Speaker 1: Somebody at fla jaw dude, they freaking try to go in the wrong door.

00:35:49
Speaker 2: My thoughts exactly is like that is the guy we need working coaches convention three.

00:35:55
Speaker 1: Because Pumpkin Patch Pete would, I mean, be unbelievable.

00:35:59
Speaker 2: Nobody, Hey, Miguel Soda wouldn't get to go away with shit. I'm telling you, tall guy, Nah, sorry, can't come in here.

00:36:07
Speaker 1: Nobody on your shoulders, tall guy.

00:36:09
Speaker 2: Hey Landing Loger, you can't pull that crab here. You got Pumpkin Patch Pete watching your ass. Oh my god, it was so freaking funny, so funny.

00:36:21
Speaker 1: I don't even have kids. That makes me want to go. I just like, honey, I think they just shot off a gun. No, actually that's candy and those are kids. Good God, what a time to be alive.

00:36:31
Speaker 2: As we're walking in the car, I just told my wife, I was like, man, what was up with pumpkin patch Pete?

00:36:34
Speaker 1: She goes, well, I mean he was just doing his job. She was sticking up for PICPP.

00:36:40
Speaker 2: I said, no, no, she goes, but maybe maybe the bosses are watching him and we don't know that. Maybe they keep track of that. Maybe he's gotten in trouble for it before, so he's just really scared. And I said, stop.

00:36:51
Speaker 1: It, dude. You know, I mean there's the people, the theme parks, and you're like, like when I was by example, isn't Dominican Republic or was it a Aruba? Or was it on the cruise republish? Okay, one of those? Yeah, sounds good. I mean, dude, this dude was manning the top of the slide. I mean you could have gone off that slide. Dude with a freaking raft on top of a raft and an in or tube inside of a raft. He didn't give a shit, dude. He was sitting there playing on his phone. I'm like, he's got the best gig here through his zor because nobody could see him. He's at the highest point of the slides. Oh, there's no boss overseeing him, dude, he's just jacking off or playing around up there. Go yeah, go, dude, dude. I could have I could have gone down on my head and he didn't care. That's the kind of worker. I like, that's what I'm saying. And he didn't even speak the language. He couldn't even ask it answer any questions. That's perfect amazing. So you just no coprendo. I mean, he didn't have to do a damn thing all day. I'm like, you got your buddies out mowing, mowing the resort and doing a bunch of weed eating. Dude, you're doing nothing.

00:37:51
Speaker 2: This is awesome, that's funny. And we're gonna take a break and I'm gonna come back. I'm gonna tell you I'm I might be doing something that's very controversial, wearing high heels. No, I may do something that I have told people they should never do.

00:38:03
Speaker 1: I'm carrying a purse and it has to do with fantasy football. We'll be right back. Look, man, I'm throwing the rest of the games. Ray, No, Our fantasy football is pretty damn competitive right now.

00:38:20
Speaker 2: It's very competitive everybody. I mean, there are so many teams in it, a lot of good teams, a lot of like everybody bunched up. Your one game away, one loss away from your season being over, or one game away from being in first place.

00:38:33
Speaker 1: Thank you for the cliche statement. Are people offering you trades or dude? I have three trades that I've offered just sitting in the queue. Nobody even sees them, cares about them, wants to make a move. Hello, is anybody out there? Hello? The thing I don't like is there's no way to notify anybody. So I have to get on the message where and be like, hey, guys, check your trades. I've had them chilling all week and then they expire. Yeah, all you have to click is revoke. It's not that hard.

00:38:59
Speaker 2: So I'm in a pickle because my quarterback is on.

00:39:03
Speaker 1: A bye this week.

00:39:04
Speaker 2: Oh minshew, Trevor Lawrence, he's on a bye.

00:39:09
Speaker 1: Uh.

00:39:10
Speaker 2: Also Travis at Din on a bye.

00:39:12
Speaker 1: Wait, you're gonna not start a position? Christian McCaffrey on a bu Oh that is one oh one fantasy football. You don't get three major players on a bye the same week. That's on you, coach. I look, dude, that is Oh my gosh, you're gonna drop from the greats have fallen. Dude, this is an automatic loss. You stand no chance exactly, So ray there. You can't just go pick up a bunch of people. You screw up your draft order. Ding ding ding. You're gonna not start a position. Holy crap. I never thought i'd see the day. I am in. You're pulling an Ashley Ruiz. He's starting a guy out of buy. Ashley Ruiz is back, she is, She's on Ozempig. Now, oh, a revamped Ashley Ruiz.

00:40:03
Speaker 2: I am thinking about not getting a quarterback. Let me tell you the quarterbacks that are available. Let me guess Zach Wilson.

00:40:13
Speaker 1: What about dangerous Roncos Country?

00:40:16
Speaker 2: He is not available. I can get Zach Wilson. I can get Desmond Ritter, he's been benched. I can get Tyson Baguette quarterback Bears sound Vision two Breakfast item. I can get rookie Jaron Hall, who is starting for Minnesota. Good God, no, thank you. I can get Davis Mills, who's the backup quarterback in Houston. That is about it. Ray, I can get Aiden O'Connell, the rookie fat guy that looks like he should. He looks like Farvo from freaking super Troopers who will be starting for the Las Vegas Raiders after they fired their head coach, fired their GM.

00:40:59
Speaker 1: Josh McDaniel is such an idiot Garoppolo's banging a porn star. So I have those options. I will say this, there's always a freak quarterback that's terrible, sucky and does well always, So I understand there is that in fantasy. I don't know if they'll actually win the game.

00:41:18
Speaker 2: But I look at my team and I think, damn, I can't drop anybody.

00:41:23
Speaker 1: What are you? That guy that likes to have a good bench too A pride myself and I'm a good bench. They don't even get your points? Who the fuck cares?

00:41:30
Speaker 2: Because if someone gets hurt, true, then I put them in.

00:41:33
Speaker 1: But you're one of those people that just always has a good bench. But would you like me to drop McCaffrey for one of these quarterbacks? Well, I mean it would be one of your I mean, who's on your bench right now that you just want to have a good bench. You have some receiver that you're just some guy on the Bengals or something. I just want to have on your bench. I'm all about a team with a good bench. Guys, they don't get your points. If they're not, you gonna have nobody in your damn bench. I'm about to throw all them back on the waiver wire because Hollywood Brown I never play him. He just chills on my bench. You know what? So why no no him? What do you think I've been trying to do. I've been hitting the payment hard, but you can't release him because he's damn good. Hollywood Brown doesn't get a sniff on my team. That's how good my team is. But I want to have a good bench. I don't give a hell. I'm about to release him now.

00:42:20
Speaker 2: That's just because Kyler Murray's coming back. You don't want to release him now. He's gonna be dynamite.

00:42:25
Speaker 1: Gets a backup receiver or the tight end with Art's out. That boy got like fifteen kuys Ye and Trey McBride got him on the team because I want to have a good bench. I mean, he's behind Mark Hendrews. I'll never play him.

00:42:36
Speaker 2: But you you can play too tight end. I understand.

00:42:39
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, my team's two stacked, two tight ends. I got Pollard, ecklerd Derek Oil, Henry.

00:42:45
Speaker 2: I mean, who would you like me to drop? Mike Evans, Deontay Johnson, Jackson Smith and Jigba.

00:42:51
Speaker 1: Yeah and jer and Jigba gets like four catches a game and forty yards.

00:42:57
Speaker 2: Yeah, I understand, But these last two games fourteen points, eleven points. He's coming on he out of the bye, he's been playing well.

00:43:04
Speaker 1: But are you playing him? I did? I played him last week, but are you going to play in this week? I have to. I have no McCaffrey, no at ten, but he's a wide receiver.

00:43:13
Speaker 2: I have Joe Mixon and Jonathan Taylor Thomas are my two starting running.

00:43:18
Speaker 1: Backs this week. You're lucky with JTT. That's what I'm saying.

00:43:21
Speaker 2: So I am in jig but you can drop I am really Then I don't have anybody to start.

00:43:27
Speaker 1: Okay, who's on your bench that you're not playing? What wide receiver are you not playing? Just name somebody? None.

00:43:32
Speaker 2: I have four wide receivers, Mike Evans, Deontay Johnson, Smith and Jigba and Garrett Wilson. All four have to play.

00:43:37
Speaker 1: Garrett Wilson, get out of here.

00:43:39
Speaker 2: But I have to have or else I have to play. I have to play Olave. Well, no, that's it, that's all I have.

00:43:46
Speaker 1: Well, coach you, that's why you're the fantasy a coach because you need to make a coaching decision that's way too big.

00:43:53
Speaker 2: So I am sitting here looking at my team going I'm going to not play a quarterback.

00:43:57
Speaker 1: But that's Is there another word for it? Yes, I mean that's like self inflicted right, it is accepting defeat. You're shooting yourself before the game even starts. Guys, all do the potato sack race with crawling. I mean, coach, you've got to be at the same level as everybody else. You need to start a quarterback out of a principle for the fantasy football I'm not dropping these guys. Yeah, you just have to make that move otherwise you stand no chance to win in fantasy. It's an automatic l and if that cost you the playoffs, this is the coaching decision that will change the trajectory of your whole season. I think about that because if you watch survivor want to have a good bench there aren't tribes that are dominating, dominating. They're winning every.

00:44:42
Speaker 2: Immunity challenge, but they don't like someone on their tribes, so they're like, hey, let's throw the next immunity challenge and then we'll get rid of that one person and then we'll just start winning again. When they throw it, it all goes to crap, and that's when they fall apart, and they.

00:44:57
Speaker 1: Can lose that, to lose that, to lose that, to lose exactly. And maybe this is a terrible analogy. Justin Jefferson. I've been trying to trade to get him because I thought he'll be back the last couple of weeks and then I'll have him in the playoffs because I'm thinking ahead. But guess what, the guys I'm giving up. I may lose then, and then I won't even make the playoffs, and then I don't even it never happened because I get too cute and too much in the future. I don't Justin Jefferson's not here now. I need guys. I'm all about in the now.

00:45:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, if, but if you have Justin Jefferson, here's the problem. I thought, Oh he's now, I don't want him. They got into it exactly. Oh my god, I mean, I don't even know the guy's name, Tanner Hall or whatever the hell his name is. Like, here are the quarterbacks starting in the NFL this week, Aiden O'Connell.

00:45:44
Speaker 1: What uh, Tyler Tyson.

00:45:47
Speaker 2: Baggett bro These are guys Taylor Heineke, but they weren't even guys I knew in college.

00:45:53
Speaker 1: Exactly. These are all backup Starter Canada.

00:45:58
Speaker 2: These are these stupid these This is the NFL matchups this week. This is crazy. We have a bunch of nobody's playing quarterback this week.

00:46:06
Speaker 1: Cannahill and some guy named Levi's Well, Levi's good. Levis played well last.

00:46:12
Speaker 2: Night, played well, he played great, good win.

00:46:14
Speaker 1: But I am close game. Didn't see actually if they won or lost? I am so. I am on the fence about not starting quarterback. Yeah about it? What does batter As Bucks say about it? I know you've asked.

00:46:31
Speaker 2: I haven't had that conversation with him yet. I was gonna call him and talk to him about it. See what he thought.

00:46:36
Speaker 1: You are in first place, though, But having a good bench a bench ain't gonna it's all dude, why do I have the back end up? Tight end I'm never gonna play the guy, but gotta have a good bench.

00:46:47
Speaker 2: You know why, because you take that backup tight end. You look at someone that doesn't have a tight end. You try to trade and.

00:46:52
Speaker 1: Somebody I got for free here. I picked up garbage on the waiver wire. You want to buy it on Facebook market place?

00:46:58
Speaker 2: You don't think people do that. You don't think people that got off the way or wire have ever been traded.

00:47:02
Speaker 1: Oh I know a Jane. Okay, he's a prime trade guy, right, so trade trade the ass.

00:47:08
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, we're gonna take a break and then we're gonna talk about this weekend's football, and we're gonna talk about the world champion Texas.

00:47:15
Speaker 1: Right job, We'll be right back after this break. Dude, what a game? Five? Told you five or six games, put money on both of them, you would have won. I predicted it. I say it's gonna be the most run scored in the history of the postseason. If it wasn't, it was damn close. Said the Rangers were gonna win it all. I actually said, Phillies they were a flyer fourteen to one. But my buddy Colby actually texted me and reminded me of this, and he said, dude, I don't know if you remember it or not, but you predicted the Rangers were gonna win it like seven months ago. I was like, damn, that sounds like something smart. I would have said that sounds like it sounds just like you. But yeah, I did say Phillies. But again, there are fire folks. They are fourteen to one and they almost made the World Series. It was awesome. That game was great. It was the Phillies were the team supposed to be there. That's what we learned. The Snakes saying, great, snake, great kind what do you mean they ain't great? Five games? Supposed to be the two best teams, Guys, that should always be seven games. If this World Series is designed to always go seven games, that's why it goes back and forth to home fields, best pitchers, if it's the If it's the two best teams, If we legitimately got that, then it would be seven games. We didn't get that, No, we did. We got costs that.

00:48:28
Speaker 4: No.

00:48:28
Speaker 2: No, because the Diamondbacks beat the Phillies. So the Diamondbacks are better than the Phillies. They beat him in a seven game series. It's not like they just beat him one game and it was like, oh fluke, Okay, they win. They beat them in a seven game series. They were down three games of two. All the Phillies I do was win one game at home.

00:48:45
Speaker 1: Couldn't do it. Don't tell me that's World Series team. I mean, Marte was damn good. But Carrol he's so it looks like the guy that bags groceries and the publics for me. I mean Carrol in the World Series.

00:48:59
Speaker 2: But hey, Evan Longoria, just retire, man, You can't even hit the baseball anymore. Well, I don't know if he may have got two hits the whole World Series.

00:49:09
Speaker 1: I can't believe he's actually still plays because they when they start doing stats, he's played in eighteen seasons. Guys, go on, yeah, I mean, there's not somebody in the ranks coming up that's better than Evan Longoria. The Snakes get out of here five to nothing. It was a pluck, not a terrible World Series. If I was there, always leave early. I would have left in those six when they scored those runs. You would have left him the six when Zach Gallen was throwing a no hitter. I didn't watch the case, all right, I would have left in the night early though earlier. That's what I'm saying.

00:49:43
Speaker 2: Zach Gallons through six innings of no hit ball.

00:49:46
Speaker 1: Yeah, I said he's good. I mean, we know he's good.

00:49:49
Speaker 2: But Rangers didn't get a hit till the seventh inning.

00:49:51
Speaker 1: And then they just went on.

00:49:52
Speaker 2: Then they screed no, no, no. They scraped a run across. Then in the night they got a couple runners on base, hit the center. Alec Thomas comes up and he's gonna he's gonna field it, and he's gonna try to throw it home. He picked up his glove a little too early, rolled under his glove all.

00:50:08
Speaker 1: The way to the wall. Okay, Billy Buckner, And that's how some errors, dude, that's how it scored two runs. And then Simeon came up and just Seeman. Dude, Allen hit crush all year. I had Seeman and beat the street. He's money Marte. I picked him a lot as well. But I will say this, there were errors. Obviously, the Snakes weren't ready for the big stage. That first Baseman made is a crucial. It was a double play. He had the stone as oh, yesterday game he didn't four Hey, fucking guy didn't even know his name, much less how to make a play in a World Series coach. If I'd have made that mistake, I'd have been spanked and hit with a dope when it rolled underneath his glove all the way to the wall. That's bad. Oh my god.

00:50:46
Speaker 2: I mean that's literally his whole body. I mean just having to stand out there for the next couple of outs.

00:50:53
Speaker 1: What's that comparable to and football dropping a wide open.

00:50:56
Speaker 2: No, no, that's no, no, yes, because when those guys do, when you drop white over the past, you're like, oh my gosh, you're just like, you're like puckered man. But also also it's like, and you actually watching it, that's so awkward when a guy drops a wide open pass that when you're watching.

00:51:11
Speaker 1: It at home, you're like, oh man, that wasn't You can't blame quarterback, you can't blame the defender get tipping it. Literally, that guy just couldn't put his two hands together, which is something we learned in the front yard growing up in Alabama. Get a football, toss it around with pops.

00:51:25
Speaker 2: It's like when they turn to look up you and aful woman they start to look up field, and it's like, oh, damn because they take their cut or when they're going in for a touchdown and in the celebration they drop it before they get in the end zone. That that is Oh my god, that's all stupid, are you?

00:51:41
Speaker 1: That's it? And also for basketball, it's missing a wide open layup right or dunk.

00:51:46
Speaker 2: You go up to slam it and you boo hit off the back of I get that, but layups, know.

00:51:50
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, you're you're all by yourselfhe Yeah, the layups just worse because the dunk, you're like, damn, he's trying to do something pretty cool, So that's not as bad in my opinion. But the lay up, dude, you're just like, oh man, you can do about that. Yeah. And don't don't try to bet the NBA man that backboards. You gotta know the bounce on the backboard. Yeah, just don't don't bet the NBA.

00:52:08
Speaker 2: Man.

00:52:09
Speaker 1: It's hard. It's hard. Yeah. Justin I agree. Justin tried to teach me this. Uh, where you bet on players that are gonna double double, well, it works seventy percent of them every time of the time. Well, did you see someone make fifty thousand dollars? That's where he got it from He actually said he learned it from us. I'm like, you're teaching me something. We taught you what But you just pick five guys are gonna get a double double. So they have to get points pretty much, points and rebounds unless they're Andre Miller or something. But and they get assists, and then you got to get five guys to do it, and one of them will be like plus seven to fifty. I mean, you can bag ten k in a night, and double doubles are usually I mean if it's a Drummond guy or a Lebron not Lebron guy. Giannis is good for him. Wemby. Yeah, but he and some dude bet on.

00:52:52
Speaker 2: The backup point guard of the Celtics, Peyton Pritchard is how he did it to get eight assists, eight rebounds, a certain amount of points.

00:52:59
Speaker 1: Freaking I like that. One thousand dollars. I like that, Pritchard boy.

00:53:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, but whatever you do, don't like when the Knicks go to Cleveland and they beat the out of the Cleveland Cavaliers did yeah they killed them.

00:53:13
Speaker 1: Yeah.

00:53:13
Speaker 2: Then the next night they're playing them back in New York. So uh yeah, Nich you're gonna kill him again.

00:53:18
Speaker 1: Don't bet that, Uh, don't bet that, but it Yeah, that's a thing. But how the same thing isn't just gonna happen again, because if that happened, then betty would be that simple. Betty would be way too easy. If the like the score, you know, like I guess I thought they played each other again, Like the Dolphins when they won seventy to twenty against the Broncos. Yeah, I mean, it's like the Broncos aren't that bad? That exact score isn't gonna happen the next game. It would have been better if the team's played the same teams. But I'm saying the same thing isn't gonna happen, So the next game, that thinking would be, oh, the Dolphins are over. Obviously they put up ninety points. If it was that easy, then it's not that easy gambling, isn't that So if you see something where a team beats a team, oh, so the next night they must oh they beat them before, all that means beat them again. Gambling's not that easy. Something different is gonna happen, or a twist or something. It's the same thing just doesn't happen again. Never in gambling, here's the thing, or that one time.

00:54:16
Speaker 2: I'm saying. It wasn't like it was a week later. It was literally twenty four hours later they played them. How the hell did you say to yourself, this is too easy? No, I said, well, obviously they just beat them by fifteen. Of course they're gonna win by five.

00:54:30
Speaker 1: It's too easy. And they lost, and I think I watched the next game. They were balling and then they must have sucked or whatever they I mean, they won the first game. Yeah, I saw that game. They were balling out. Randall was killing it.

00:54:45
Speaker 2: And then the second game they didn't win, and I'm like, well, I was like, I looked at the box Squaress, like, didn't they play yesterday?

00:54:52
Speaker 1: Clean have Donovan Mitchell? Yeah, yeah yeah.

00:54:54
Speaker 2: But then I looked at it. I was like, oh, they're playing the next day. Whoa, Well they won yesterday, so they got to win today. No, that's not how it works, man.

00:55:02
Speaker 1: I'm at the phase now where I'm learning these NBA players. It takes me a little bit and then then I'll know all of them. Yeah. And then, but I thought I knew learned the NFL guys, But now there's all these new quarterbacks in the league.

00:55:11
Speaker 2: And also the Milwaukee Bucks. They suck with Dame time. Yeah they don't, they don't. They can't play defense. It can't stop anybody.

00:55:19
Speaker 1: That's because Dame was partying in the Dominican read sure of it.

00:55:22
Speaker 2: But Dame doesn't play defense. Drew Holliday played defense. Dame, he doesn't play defense.

00:55:27
Speaker 1: But it's Dame time. It's Dame time. Yeah, oh shoot shoot, shoot shoot. But wait, we actually have to stop someone on defense.

00:55:34
Speaker 2: I mean the Toronto Raptors, I mean beat them by like fifty really so unbelievable. And the Celtics are unbelievab Dude, they are awesome.

00:55:45
Speaker 1: Are we is our firm getting ready to back them for the to win it all? Because also, what would the easy thing be The Nuggets just roll everybody and Nuggets win. Nuggets. Nuggets got rolled by the Timberwolves rights, and it's not that easy. So that's why I don't think it's gonna be Nuggets again. It's not that easy.

00:56:01
Speaker 2: No, back to back is so hard.

00:56:03
Speaker 1: It's not that easy. What did we learned with Heisman? Why has only one guy won the Heisman back and forth? Because that's too easy. That's never gonna Caleb Williams is the favorite and he's not gonna win it again because that's too easy. Gambling isn't easy.

00:56:18
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Celtics are the NBA favorites to win the title.

00:56:23
Speaker 1: And it's how much time, your time your money plus three eighty See that you're getting four times your money still because you bet it now in the future is too late to bet a future. And I'll hang up and I will listen, and.

00:56:35
Speaker 2: They have the Celtics is plus three eighty bucks plus four hundred. No, the Bucks can't win it. They can't play defense Nuggets plus five hundred sons plus six hundred sons.

00:56:43
Speaker 1: So, I mean Booker and Beal haven't played. I mean, are they ever gonna play?

00:56:46
Speaker 2: Let's see, Yeah, I mean, oh my foot, they played the first game and then they expect Kevin Durant to do everything.

00:56:52
Speaker 1: Guys, sure as shit. You look at it and it says Booker out, uh, Beal Booker out. I mean they guys that haven't played together yet. Maybe they did once.

00:57:01
Speaker 2: I don't know, but yeah, so, I mean, just do not if they just played back to back, if they won the night before, don't assume they're gonna win the next night, just letting you know, just a rule of thumb. Hey, don't do it. Can't win with it, can't win with that. Can't do it now.

00:57:15
Speaker 1: Rest in peace to Bobby Knight. Ray Oh dude, he lost a legend. Yeah, they come in threes, Pat, Matthew Perry, Bobby Knight. I don't know if any way home. Well, I'm not on.

00:57:29
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's not good. I'll be honest. Friends was on the TV the other day and I felt weird watching.

00:57:35
Speaker 1: It, really because I actually am the opposite. I said to I thought, I thought, I said to beat, I said, I want to watch Friends. Really so weird, that's weird. I mean I watched it back in the day, but I was like, dang, that really was a funny show. Kind of want to watch it.

00:57:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've only I've only watched it on reruns. I never watched it when it was on on like when it was going through its run.

00:57:58
Speaker 1: Dude, are you serious? I missed it? I think I did reruns. I have new reruns. I'm over from basketball practice. Every night I would record two episodes and then watch them after dinner. I every night. I don't think.

00:58:09
Speaker 2: I don't think I've seen, like from the start to finish, so I just see randomly and I'll pick up random spots, like I used to watch it and I'd be like, okay, and now I'll watch it three days in a row and I'd be like, Okay, I'm into it. And then I wouldn't watch it for a week and then boom, I'd be hearing the storyline on the reruns. So I still have never seen all the episodes or whatever. So when I do watch it, I'm just like, that's funny. Dang that it is pretty funny, and I'm like, yeah, my dude's dead.

00:58:33
Speaker 1: That's weird. He lived a rough life though, I mean, it's not shocking. Guys said he took fifty five pills a day. Do what he said. During the height of it, he was taking fifty five ox he's a day or something. Oh my my ballium or something. I mean allegedly, Oh do you do that allegedly? I mean, of course, Oh my gosh, Matthew Perry died.

00:58:56
Speaker 2: Yeah, he had fifty five planks a day for five years.

00:59:02
Speaker 1: Good god, dude, dude, I didn't know that. I'd drink heavy on a Saturday night and I'm like, oh, man, I wonder what that's gonna do to me. I mean, good god, that guy was living to die. I didn't know that. Oh now, I mean he only wrote a book about it. I didn't read it. Did you read it? Well, it was all over the press.

00:59:19
Speaker 2: I gosh, I understand that. And Brittany had an abortion. I know that because it's been all over the press.

00:59:26
Speaker 1: I got it. I understand that. Oh, best Halloween costume you saw? Just real quick. Oh, somebody at iHeart dressed as crazy Brittany and went around the offices doing her weird dance, as you know, phenomenal. Somebody I think Scoop of See posted it. That's great. Yeah, but I was like, also, you're wearing like panties at work? Got a promotion.

00:59:48
Speaker 2: My brother sent me a link. Someone dressed as the Immaculate Grid Boom loved it. Stupid game, father son.

00:59:55
Speaker 1: I didn't get it. You didn't get it. No, it's it. I didn want I don't play that stupid thing.

01:00:00
Speaker 2: It's not stupid. It's amazing if you play ammculate Grid. It was hands down the best Halloween costume on zine.

01:00:06
Speaker 1: I saw it. What was it? Nba Odell Beckham and his kid dressed his big daddy and then they'd go, piss on a wall.

01:00:13
Speaker 2: That's funny, that's good. What do you want to And when this kid was the one, he goes, what's your name? He'll ride it on the wall for you. Wimb and I addressed a slender man.

01:00:24
Speaker 1: Yeah that was good. Hey, hey, people that asked him, they're like, you eat churros. He didn't know what a chur was, know what a churl was, but hey he knows Halloween.

01:00:32
Speaker 2: When Charles Barkley goes, you've been there that long you don't know what a churro is?

01:00:36
Speaker 1: That's pretty funny, I commented. I said, Uh, he'll know it hung over on a Saturday on the river Walk. He'll find out about a churrow real quick. I didn't get any likes, so and so center that was funny.

01:00:46
Speaker 2: All right, we'll suck football man, right, big games this weekend?

01:00:53
Speaker 1: Texas k State. This is it? What the hell? What do you mean? I wouldn't watch that with your eyes.

01:01:02
Speaker 2: Texas has no room for error. They've got to win.

01:01:05
Speaker 1: Do you think so many trips over their dick?

01:01:07
Speaker 2: Well, I mean they have a backup quarterback case State's actually decent. But they're going to Austin. I mean, that's a must watch game.

01:01:15
Speaker 1: Must bet. Maybe I ain't watching that. There's got to be something better on. Balls have got to be playing somebody.

01:01:20
Speaker 2: Yeah, the Balls play Yukon.

01:01:26
Speaker 1: Dude. Honestly, it's a little bit of a jump ahead. I really need to see the must see games.

01:01:30
Speaker 2: I mean, you got Ohio State, Rutgers, K State. Texas that's eleven am kick. That's a great that's the best one. I mean, oh, that's the best of the day. Texas A and m Mississippi. Oh miss that's okay.

01:01:43
Speaker 1: We might be talking about a snoozer Saturday. Maybe taking that afternoon now.

01:01:47
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, Missouri Georgia.

01:01:50
Speaker 1: You think they trip on their dicks.

01:01:51
Speaker 2: No, but I just that's the there's two ranked teams. That's the only ones in Washington. USC, but USC sucks. I'm not interested. Alabama Alabama LSU Saturday night.

01:02:02
Speaker 1: Those are it? Alabama Bama Bama. Oh, that's a good one. That's a bomb ass game. Because honestly, that's that will determine if Jane Daniels wins the Heisman.

01:02:11
Speaker 2: And that'll determine if Alabama still has a shot at the national title.

01:02:14
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, Alabama. That's saming. Dudy always claws back.

01:02:18
Speaker 2: And it's really dumb that Texas lost to Oklahoma and they're rated higher than them in the polls.

01:02:23
Speaker 1: It's stupid. But the polls don't matter. It does not matter, it does It doesn't matter if the team isn't in the top ten. They've never made the final. I understand the history of it.

01:02:31
Speaker 2: Oklahoma's in the top I don't think Oklahoma can make the playoff.

01:02:34
Speaker 1: I don't think they got sodomized by one by Kansas by Bean was running all over the place. I was like, who is this guy? And can you please beat this team? Yeah?

01:02:47
Speaker 2: Bean, But I don't think Oklahoma can make the College football playoff. Texas still can make it. They can't trip over that. They but they need a lot of help. They need people to lose. Michigan Ohio State are ranked in the top four, so it doesn't matter. One of them is going to be out, and it's gonna be Ohio State because Ohio State sucks unless the Big Ten suspends Michigan for sign stealing, and then it's gonna get pure chaos.

01:03:07
Speaker 1: Don't look now, but I did say preseason Michigan at eight to one. I mean again, that constitutes as a flyer. So it's not a right. You said they're gonna win and they didn't win. At the time, that was an amazing bet. It's an investment stock. Eight to one, pretty hell of a prediction. They're like the favorite, now are they? They're like two to one.

01:03:26
Speaker 2: Yeah, Georgia and Michigan are the favorites at plus two forty.

01:03:29
Speaker 1: I was going around the airport. I like that guy's got a Michigan shirt. He believes in the futures bet. Well, that futures bet died because Joker sucks at Wimbledon. So I'm gonna give you a lock real quick. Oh, yes, of course you want to do it? Oh is it college? Yeah? Oh I thought you were so no wait wait wait wait, why do we do the segment? Oh? Yeah, one, two, three, Oh, lock it up. Take it to the bank Ropsy bankruptcy lessen. Guys, this team's on a mission.

01:03:57
Speaker 2: They lost a heartbreaker heart break City to Washington a couple of weeks ago. I gotta tell you they are in it to win it. They are ranked high, they're ready to and they won in that top four. They still have aspirations of a college football playoff, so they are going to run the score up on every team they play because style counts. They have to look like damn they blow people out. Give me Oregon minus twenty four at home against cow Bow take it bo Dix is gonna freaking bow digg it all over that field. Dix to win by more than twenty four. Give me Oregon take it to the bank.

01:04:43
Speaker 1: All right. Let me give you guys a little locker upper real quick. This one's gonna be over there in Frankfurt if you don't mind a minute of your time.

01:04:51
Speaker 2: Oh you're going overseas eh yeah.

01:04:53
Speaker 1: And I'm telling you right now, the only thing that can make it in the Sea is Sea Park. Give me sp beating the Chiefs. They get one and a half and lock it up the Dolphins, McDaniels and the Boys. I love Waddle. He's gonna be ducking, He's gonna be fucking. Give me the Dolphins over Brothers Chiefs because they have no receivers. Sky Moore recye Rice Reese's cup, please, child, please, seaport, seaport, seaport, guys.

01:05:28
Speaker 2: I bet this earlier in the week the line has gone up, but not by as much as you think. I mean, you always say, what can brown Brown, Brown Brown do for you? You you, Oh, they deliver money to your bank, bank bank. They don't just deliver packages. They bring that money. Clayton Tone, he's gonna be out of tune this weekend when the Cleveland Browns and Miles Garrett keep putting his ass in the grass.

01:05:54
Speaker 1: So brown.

01:05:56
Speaker 2: Brown is gonna deliver for you when you put your money on them. It doesn't matter if it's the Shawn PJ. It's gonna be brown Brown all day. Yes, Brown delivers on Sunday. Give me the Cleveland Browns minus eight at home against Clayton Tune and a bunch of nobody's. Give me the Browns and take it to the bank.

01:06:18
Speaker 1: Honey, ups is here. They brought your little blue.

01:06:21
Speaker 2: Pill another one. Hey, another terrible, terrible team.

01:06:27
Speaker 1: All terrible towel. Now Thursday night, that was Thursday night.

01:06:31
Speaker 2: We're talking about my Chicago Bears. We got Tyson Baguette And I know New Orleans they have baguettes down there on Bourbon Street, Cafe Dumont. And you think, oh, bagget's in New Orleans. That means they go hand in hand.

01:06:46
Speaker 1: Good local reference.

01:06:47
Speaker 2: The only thing that goes hand in hand is the Bears in losing. Beget Segett.

01:06:54
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're.

01:06:55
Speaker 2: Gonna get crushed. We saw them against the Chargers. The Chargers don't even have a good defense and they couldn't do anything. The Saints actually have a good deepense. They've been throwing the ball. Derek Carr looks great, They're scoring points. Beget's gonna throw at least two interceptions. So if you want to bet but get over point five interception, that's an easy bet. But also Saints on Sunday, you go to church. You don't need to just watch football. You'll get just as much money. The Saints minus eight and a half take it to the bank. Hell over, I'm says I was spitting ray and then I bet it earlier in the week at one and a half. It's all the way it's gone, all the way up to three and a half. I have no idea if Matthew Stafford's gonna play. I don't even know who their backup quarterback is.

01:07:41
Speaker 1: Well, they'll probably play awesome after they cost me one point three thousand. But you know what, I do know is that Jordan Love sucks.

01:07:49
Speaker 2: And when you got Cooper Cup, you got Pakua and you got two two, you do dance moves. I love to bet against the Green Bay Packers. I like cheese, but I don't love Jordan.

01:08:01
Speaker 1: And Aaron Jones sucked. He hadn't been playing.

01:08:04
Speaker 2: So give me the Los Angeles Rams plus three and a half in green Bay take it to the bank.

01:08:13
Speaker 1: And I actually really like that one. I'm not adding it to mine because that would be called tailing. But dude, they suck so bad against the cop Cowboys. It's a flip flop league. We'll probably play out of their minds this week.

01:08:25
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean we got some good games Bill's Bengals this weekend, Cowboys, Eagles, really good game, Giants Raiders.

01:08:33
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you want to talk about a trash game between Derrick Henry on Thursday night and Sea Pork on Saturday morning or Sunday morning and Frankfurt. I could have all my fantasy points by eleven am. That's pretty good. I won't even need to watch the rest of the football. I'm kidding.

01:08:50
Speaker 2: I'm watching the quad all day all right, Ray and I and Justin are headed to the golf course. Gotta go Happy Friday, enjoy it.

01:09:02
Speaker 1: But real talk, did we make a tea time? I don't know that Justin call. No. No, we go to the Muni that we've been a week. We go to the Muni that we said we've done with one hundred times. We go to the muni guys, the reason being because they take walk ups, so you don't have to make a tea time. You can just your life can be a disaster. You show up with your shirt untucked and they accept you. They I mean they give you a hard time, and they're dicks and they're all divorces and they're all Denny dickhead, but they accept you. They accept your money.

01:09:37
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's all that matters. Why do I not have this text threat so I can text Justin be like, hey, do you make a tea time?

01:09:43
Speaker 1: There? It is Justin. I mean, he doesn't have a job right now. He literally is wide open. I would hope somebody called, but I'm gonna assume they're not that busy. It's a Friday. No, we're local muni or my place, your place, dude. They've been telling me to call a week ahead of time. Really, Yeah, all right, let me and this would be a minute ahead of time. Hi, there, guys, forward thinkers. I wanted to let you guys know we need a tea time today. What time are you looking for, sir? I don't know. Now. They literally hate that when you call day of let's go. Thank you for calling.

01:10:31
Speaker 4: Up?

01:10:32
Speaker 1: Hung up? No time? Stam up that one. One. We'll take a break. H Okay, now I'll call and just not have it on speaker. Here we go. Nope, they don't even answer calls. Now three, here we go, Kyle. Three. If you were inexperienced and suck at golf, my call is being transferred. Thank you, damn quite the phone. Huh yeah? How you doing, Sydney?

01:11:17
Speaker 2: I'm doing great because it's gonna it's gonna warm up to a beautiful sixty something degrees and that means I gotta get out there and golf.

01:11:23
Speaker 1: Do you have ball me? We're all for what, sir? We're all full. You need to call a month out. Oh, Cindy, don't do that to me, sir? Are you stupid? You need to call way ahead of time? Fifty six? Is that okay with you? Ray? Fifty six degrees?

01:11:44
Speaker 4: Yes?

01:11:46
Speaker 1: The hell? Are you talking about Oh my god, it's forty degrees there right now. Dude, they've got the tarp yep. Do you want to wait till tomorrow? Wh it's gonna be a little warmer. Yeah, okay, what about tomorrow? Uh, sir? None of our greens are open. We have frozen pipes.

01:12:08
Speaker 4: Sir.

01:12:09
Speaker 1: It snowed a little bit last night. Dumb ass.

01:12:11
Speaker 2: They said one thirty six, we won't even get it eighteen And if we wait that late, oh my goodness, this is stressful.

01:12:17
Speaker 1: One thirty six to the minute. Ask her if we can go one thirty six and okay seconds? So do you want to do tomorrow? One thirty six? Ray? Yes? Uh, that minute works for me, all.

01:12:26
Speaker 2: Right, one thirty six. It'll be justin from Boston.

01:12:33
Speaker 1: Tell him I'm a member. Oh you're a member? Yes? You really remember? Yeah?

01:12:38
Speaker 2: Oh wait, wait we have him. He says he's a member. Hold on, are you really?

01:12:41
Speaker 1: Yes? Ray Slater? Slater, thanks for not knowing my last name.

01:12:48
Speaker 2: And there's three of us. We don't have a fourth. We're not you see Ray, he wouldn't lie to me.

01:12:56
Speaker 1: Wow. Oh he's rech rich, sir. He only paid eighty.

01:13:00
Speaker 2: Yeah, and there and there's three of us and Ray. I didn't really, I didn't like. I didn't realize Ray was rich rich. I didn't know he had hit a membership.

01:13:08
Speaker 4: Sir.

01:13:08
Speaker 1: It costs like forty dollars. Oh ye, okay, that's cool.

01:13:13
Speaker 2: So we'll see you tomorrow one thirty six when it's a little warmer.

01:13:17
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you so much. Tell her to have some beers on ice for it. Ah by h Yes, we'll have four Mikeloves ready for you. Boys.

01:13:24
Speaker 2: There we go, make it sixteen. We got it one thirty six.

01:13:28
Speaker 1: Damn? What was the temperature? I didn't know what the hell you were talking about.

01:13:32
Speaker 2: I said, oh, yeah, we're gonna come out there today when it's a little warmer. She goes, it's only getting to fifty today.

01:13:36
Speaker 1: Right, But did she say they were fuller? Why don't understand the temperature? She was like.

01:13:40
Speaker 2: I was like, no, it said sixty five. She goes, let me look right here. She goes, all right, temperature, No, we got a high fifty five today.

01:13:46
Speaker 1: The weather, precipitation, anything else? She was looking out for? You man, were you checking the due point as well? But did she say are people golfing? Is what I'm curious about.

01:13:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some people, but she goes it's really cold.

01:13:57
Speaker 1: She's like, are you that addicted?

01:13:58
Speaker 2: Yeah, so it's tomorrow, all right, all right, god bless Yeah, have a great weekend, guys. We'll see you Coaches Convention, Sore Losers dot Com and all you dudes that have been all you truckers have been thinking about coming. Morgan Morgan will be making appearance at Sore Losers Convention.

01:14:19
Speaker 1: Well, they just cranked one off.

01:14:21
Speaker 2: What you guys didn't know is that during the live podcast, we're gonna do a dating segment with Morgan. One of you guys is gonna win a date with Morgan allegedly and Amy and Abby Oh no, app.

01:14:31
Speaker 1: No, Arnold will not.

01:14:32
Speaker 2: Arnold said good, sorry, Oh that's good. They can battle it out for Amy and Morgan.

01:14:37
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had to get those girls to agree to do that first.

01:14:40
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll just tell them they're coming to see the convention and then we'll be like, and this is the dating game. I've thought about paying Eddie like a couple hundred to show up.

01:14:48
Speaker 1: Stop it.

01:14:49
Speaker 2: I have no, no, no, all right, we're out. Have a good weekend. I think Morgan will go for that.

01:14:59
Speaker 1: I mean right behind you. Oh,