Surviving They Live!

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So, guys, let me tell you about Amazon big deal days.
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Because I might have gone on a little spree and I do feel a bit guilty about it.
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No need to feel guilty.
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Treat yourself.
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I know, as like a slightly poor person, I you gotta go where you can go.
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I don't do it all the time, but I did get some really nice organizational stuff and a little boom box because I'm trying to go analog.
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Oh I know, and a digital camera because mine was busted.
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So I did splurge a little bit.
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Okay.
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But I got like two big trips coming up.
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You know, I want to not have my phone out all the time and yeah, you know, be present more, I guess.
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Good for Amazon deal days.
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Yeah, I know it was like two full days of like just looking at the website and shop, shop, shop.
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And while I was doing it, I was watching the movie.
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They is it they live or they live.
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It's they live, right?
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I think it's they live because like they're live on TV, right?
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Yeah, like they live, they live.
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It's up, it's up to your own interpretation.
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I think so.
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And I don't know why I'm still fighting about this with myself.
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It's it's they live, right?
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And it's always how I ask myself, I'm gonna watch they live, right?
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They live, not they live, but yeah.
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So I went on a bit of a shopping spree, yeah, and then I watched they live.
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You know, I I feel like the message is that um we should treat ourselves and oh, yeah, for sure.
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For sure.
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Let's use the money we got, treat ourselves, consume, consume, consume, of course, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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And like not, you know, not ask a lot of questions.
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We shouldn't deprive ourselves of things we see that we want.
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No, we shouldn't.
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We shouldn't, definitely, and we should always be striving to make that money.
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Oh, yeah, gotta hustle culture, gotta keep it.
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Hustle blessing, yeah.
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I mean, our our boys, they were like, they were really hustling.
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Like he went to a job site and he was like, Give me a job, right?
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Hustle, he did, and they said he did.
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We have no jobs for you.
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Um, have you considered acting or how about wrestling?
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I don't know.
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Do you think he has the body for wrestling?
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Yes, he does in the 80s.
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That's what it was.
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Oh, you're like that's a today body as well.
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I think he was ahead of his time.
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And if today's haircut, the mullet is back.
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Oh, yeah.
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Listen, I was telling my daughter that this is a movie of today.
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Everybody should be watching this movie, so relevant.
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Because what do we need to do?
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Watch TV, or else we don't, or else we get headaches, right?
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Buy things, go on Amazon and uh not get mullet haircuts, and get multi haircuts, yeah.
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You're back, baby.
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No, I agree, and not wear sunglasses, those are out of style.
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Oh, don't do that.
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Yeah, no, the core theme hits harder today.
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I mean, if you swap out the billboards for like social media algorithms and uh billionaire space rockets, you're pretty much the same movie, it's the same concept.
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Yeah, scroll, scroll, scroll, baby hustle culture.
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Get them minds, and that's it.
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That's all we learned from They Live.
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They live, they live live.
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Well, it's been a fun movie and we all survived.
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So yay! Uh, so with uh without further ado and no questions asked, um, we're just gonna end it here.
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And uh, if you haven't seen the movie, go see the movie, right?
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And go go buy stuff.
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That's the message.
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That's the problem.
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So you spend that money.
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Spend that money, don't ask questions.
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Yay, we love our government.
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Okay, bye.
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Obe.
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Okay.
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Do you think do you think they bought it?
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You don't think they're listening, right?
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Like, are we are we in the clear?
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No, they're definitely checked out.
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Yeah, for sure.
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Good.
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Uh hopefully they're asleep, but we are awake.
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We have our glasses on, yeah.
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Yeah, we got our glasses on.
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This is good.
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This is good.
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I don't think we'll survive, but we got our glasses on.
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That's all that matters.
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I got the content, the contacts in yes, we got the contacts.
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All right.
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I loved this movie.
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I actually um we didn't get a chance to finish it yet because they are literally bumped up against the beginning of this podcast, and I was 15 minutes late.
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But I started making my daughter watch this because she's been very like um anti-Donald Trump and stuff.
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And I was like, listen, you really need to watch this because it's so relevant to today, like it hasn't changed.
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The middle class is shrinking, they're the poor class, the lower class getting larger, asking us to like really not pay attention.
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Like, hey, we got this covered.
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Let's just let the AI companies police themselves.
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Don't worry about it.
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Yeah, like, and then she's watching it and she's like, Holy crap! Like, this is and of course, Roddy Piper is so funny.
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The entire I just became so endeared the more I watched it, and uh, I'm very excited to see if we survive.
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And hopefully the uh aliens don't come and get us and shut us down for speaking the truth.
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Uh, so if you hear some static, it's because the aliens are interrupting our signal, but we are going to try to push through because we are here to tell everybody the truth, and we want everybody to wake up.
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Yes.
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Knack time is over.
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All right, so let's get into the intro.
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Yes?
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Good evening, campers, and welcome to Sleepy Hag Survival Camp.
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We are just three friends who always argued that we could make smarter decisions than the people in the movies who consistently make not smart decisions.
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And uh, we're gonna use an extremely loosely adapted RPG system, Kalakthulu system, to roll some dice and see if we ourselves can survive the movie.
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We are going to be stereotypes, the know-it-all, the meathead, and the lovable ditch.
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Let's find out if we make it to the sequel.
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And also, we wanted to talk about movies.
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That's the most important part.
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We don't care if the other part is bad.
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So we're gonna have fun anyway.
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So uh, this is how it's gonna go.
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We're gonna go through the movie.
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They live, and then we're gonna do a survival scene where we kind of put ourselves into the movie, see what kind of decisions we make, roll some dice.
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Whoever survives the best will be dubbed this week's final girl.
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My name is Allie Tome, and I'm here to chew bubblegum.
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My name is Randy, and I'm here to kick ass.
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My name is Kansas, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
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Alright, campers.
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Let's see if we can survive.
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They live.
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.
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The golden rule.
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He who has the goal makes the rule.
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We are there.
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We are being bred for slavery.
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You're okay.
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This one, real fucking up.
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And I'm all out of bubble.
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Oh, who wants to do the recap?
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Is it maybe?
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Are you prepared?
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No.
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Oh, oh no, oh no.
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Can you do an off-the-cuff recap?
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Oh no, I can't do an off-the-cuff recap.
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Uh shit.
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Do you guys have an off-the-cuff recap?
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Big men.
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Aliens.
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Roddy Piper says some Hello One-liners, kills a bunch of aliens that other humans think are humans, recruits Keith David to the cause, gets betrayed by a gorgeous lady.
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Ice blue eyes.
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I didn't know.
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Ice blue eyes.
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One for one second.
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Infiltrates the alien broadcasting hub and blows some shit up.
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Blows some shit up.
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Again, while saying some pretty amazing one-liners.
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That was a fabulous recap.
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Yeah, okay.
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Pretty great.
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We'll do better next time.
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Uh, please go watch the movie if you don't want any spoilers before we start.
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Obviously, they were already spoilers, but uh they live is a great movie.
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Uh, we have Roddy Piper as uh playing the character Nada.
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Nada, Nada?
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Nada?
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Nada, yeah, Niki David is Frank and Holly Thompson as um Holly Thompson.
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I forget what her actress name is.
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Amy Amy?
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Amy Meg?
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Meg?
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Meg Ryan.
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What the hell is her name?
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It's Meg something, you're right.
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Meg Ryan Foster.
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Meg Foster.
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I'm getting Foster, Jodie Foster and Meg Ryan.
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Oh my gosh, if they had a baby though, I think Meg Foster might be it.
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Yeah, that makes sense.
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Yeah, I'm here for that.
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That's that's Canon now.
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Good job, everybody.
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Um, yeah, so we start off our movie with um Roddy Piper, our Dwayne TheRock Johnson of the 80s, who he was in some other movies, by the way.
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So he wasn't in just this one.
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He's looking for work, and he uh gets some work on a construction site as a scab and uh runs into Frank, who takes him to an encampment where they serve food and stuff from a church, meets Gilbert, who turns out to be running a revolution.
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We see newscasts and stuff that has static, and this guy comes on and he's like, Y'all are asleep, you gotta wake up.
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They're trying to make us compliant so that they don't know what we're doing.
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Yeah, like I'm trying to watch this nice nail commercial worrying about my cuticle care, and some rambling idiot comes on the TV, and I'm oh my gosh, no, don't interrupt my girl time.
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I want these nails.
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I was very invested in the nails, yeah.
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So that opening scene where we see the railroad tracks, and then you start hearing that blues guitar, that was pretty great.
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Um, that uh initial that score was inspired by the tempo of Roddy walking those tracks, you know.
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Really?
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Yeah, so they so they like did that post hoc.
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They were like, We're watching him walking and we're gonna write music to it.
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I love that.
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Yeah, that's amazing.
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Again, uh, these little details that make these movies so good, and it's a John Carpenter, by the way, and like all of his movies are delicious.
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This role was actually originally written for Kurt Russell.
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Oh, that makes so much sense, you know, because Kurt Russell was in and they live in a few of a few of John Carpenter's other movies, but um John Carpenter just decided that Roddy Piper kind of represented the everyday working man and he would be perfect for the role.
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Roddy met John Carpenter at an event he had a wrestling event he was doing, and he actually had no idea who John Carpenter was, but he got right down to it and was said, Hey, you want to be in my movie?
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And he was and Roddy was like, Hey, yeah, I want to be in that movie.
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I'm so glad he said yes.
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Yeah, it's funny how things work out.
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He was perfect.
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Like he didn't talk that much, which was actually pretty great.
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He wasn't a big name.
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Well, I mean, he was a big name for the time, but with wrestling fans, which is like the working class people that John Carpenter was probably trying to reach, it was great casting.
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I I wasn't sure about him at first.
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I think like because well, one, I didn't know who he was, and two, like again, he didn't talk much, so it's like there's not a lot of dialogue, there's not really a lot for me to connect with, but that was also the point.
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So you could be yourself in the movie through him because he he was just like an avatar.
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But then once he started saying those kick-ass one-liners, you're like, there's the personality, I see it.
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I love you now.
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Come to my dreams later.
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I'll be waiting.
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I just kept waiting for him to get rowdy.
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I was oh, he did though, he did more.
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Ready for him to get rowdy, he got rowdy so many times.
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Oh my gosh, the amount of times he got rowdy.
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It was so so good.
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I cannot, I cannot talk enough about the fight scene between him and Frank later, where they just brawl for five minutes because Frank will not put on sunglasses.
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It was oh my god, it was hilarious and beautiful and just perfection.
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It was perfect, perfect.
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I couldn't have, I was like, this is going on too long, and then I realized no, it's going on by it's not the script for the uh fight scene.
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Literally was six full pages that just said fight continues, so they had to improvise, they just improvised the whole thing, and um, even when the bottle gets smashed accidentally, like that was an accident, and the laugh that comes out is genuine.
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That makes sense.
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No, I was wondering that actually.
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Yeah, I was I felt that I was like, that feels real.
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Yes, yeah, like a lot of that was really just improvised because yeah, the script was yep, go at it.
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That's amazing, and also we'll get there.
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Why was Frank acting like putting on the sunglasses?
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What's was a death sentence?
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All right, I I have thoughts about that, but I think the glasses we'll we'll get to unless you want to talk about that now.
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But I think we need to like I think we need to go back to we need to go back because setting up Frank is a carrying away.
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Yeah, no, I know it's such a good scene.
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I get it, I get it.
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It's so good because you're just like, Frank, put on the glasses.
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Yeah, it's like, no, I actually I get why he didn't want to and why he was being such an asshole about it.
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So we gotta go back.
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Going back to the encampment where they're you know hanging out, watching the television, which also is kind of interesting because you can't.
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I don't I don't know if the kids know, but like at that point, you just had to have rabbit ears to pick up a signal, so you could just plug your TV in, and then you would have a TV show to watch.
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Yeah, it's like yeah, the kids know what the radio is, the kids know what the radio is.
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Yeah, uh, my parents had rabbit ears for a long time, they still have rabbit ears, like they still have a giant really, yeah.
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Well, because they live up in the woods and oh that's true, that's internet, yeah.
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Yeah, so they had to have rabbit ears for a long time.
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We'd get a couple of channel channels, and then even when they switched to digital, uh it still picked up on the rabbit ears, but yeah, we had them for a long time, and we would have to turn them to make the the stations so there's a little dial in the house that you could turn and it would turn the giant antenna so it would pick up the pick up the TV signal better, and to our five stations we had.
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And um, that was actually a real homeless encampment.
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Um they actually provided food and wages to the people who lived there rather than just you know having unpaid extras.
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They they provided food for them, so it made for a much more realistic scene that I don't think we would have had otherwise.
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But also it was like nice a testament to the message of the movie, also yeah, so even better, like put your money where your mouth is, kind of thing.
00:16:15.200 --> 00:16:16.720
Yeah, so that's very cool.
00:16:16.879 --> 00:16:17.840
I like that a lot.
00:16:18.559 --> 00:16:22.639
See, I I knew there was a reason why I watched it like three or four times.
00:16:23.279 --> 00:16:24.480
It's such a good movie.
00:16:24.720 --> 00:16:37.039
Did you guys I don't know if you you noticed this or not, but when he got out those binoculars and he was just you know checking out what's going on at the church, uh-huh, and then it just got dark all of a sudden.
00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:44.720
I was like, that man has been watching this church for hours, he's been looking out the nothing better to do.
00:16:44.879 --> 00:16:48.559
Uh his backpack has clothing, tools, and that's it.
00:16:48.879 --> 00:16:49.120
Mr.
00:16:49.360 --> 00:17:02.799
Man didn't even blink, he didn't back room, he did not hours, and then he just wandered into the church for such a top secret operation, their uh security was pretty slack.
00:17:03.679 --> 00:17:10.160
I'm just saying, yeah, but also he had that like I can go wherever I want kind of energy.
00:17:10.480 --> 00:17:10.960
That's true.
00:17:11.119 --> 00:17:12.160
Who's gonna stop him?
00:17:12.400 --> 00:17:13.279
Who's gonna stop him?
00:17:13.759 --> 00:17:15.279
They're afraid of him getting rowdy.
00:17:15.839 --> 00:17:28.000
Yeah, I had when I was watching with my daughter, the the scene at the beginning when he's talking to Frank about like the American dream, and I found it ironic that like he's talking this, he's he's being this positive.
00:17:28.160 --> 00:17:36.400
Obviously, he doesn't understand his privilege or anything because he's talking to Keith David, and um he's saying, Well, this is America.
00:17:36.559 --> 00:17:38.799
If I work hard, it'll happen.
00:17:39.119 --> 00:18:00.559
And everybody falls on on on hard times, and it's like, man, this man's been away from his his kids and his wife for like six months, and you have the audacity to tell this man who's been away from his children that this is America, and if you just work hard enough, I'm just like and and obviously he learns a he learns the lesson, right?
00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:16.160
Like he will never get ahead unless he's like in with these aliens, and that's how you can get ahead, but it's all rigged, like he learns it's rigged, so his American dream dies, which is which is very it's the whole movie, right?
00:18:16.319 --> 00:18:20.960
But it's just such a really really good scene of this.
00:18:21.279 --> 00:18:28.640
Like, I can just walk around, I can just go into churches if I follow the rules, I'll make it for him as a white guy.
00:18:28.960 --> 00:18:50.000
Yeah, maybe he's also talking to Keith David, and I'm like, I'm surprised they didn't go into that aspect of like the social whatever, but like I I guess you can only cover so much, but it's also understandable why Keith David was like, I'm gonna keep my head down and just do what I gotta do and not create waves, yeah.
00:18:50.240 --> 00:18:58.640
Until obviously he was eventually forced to put on the sunglasses, and then it's like, well, you can't ignore aliens, you know, that that's kind of world-changing.
00:18:58.960 --> 00:18:59.599
Yeah.
00:19:00.640 --> 00:19:04.160
But it was it was just a really good like setup.
00:19:04.319 --> 00:19:06.240
This is what the movie's about, kind of scene.
00:19:06.400 --> 00:19:09.680
Like, yeah, look, look, everybody, it's actually rigged.
00:19:09.839 --> 00:19:12.559
Like you can feel like this is America and you can make it.
00:19:12.799 --> 00:19:16.960
And if you're lucky, maybe, but also like it's pretty rigged.
00:19:17.039 --> 00:19:21.359
You're only gonna get so far, most of us, and then that's it.
00:19:21.920 --> 00:19:24.000
So um, yeah.
00:19:24.160 --> 00:19:35.119
So I thought that was a really good scene, um, especially to point out to my daughter, who's I mean, she's still young, so but she's in that very like I'm a I'm a rebel kind of stage.
00:19:35.200 --> 00:19:53.039
So uh so our first um survival scene, so I'm gonna take on the role of Roddy as someone who does have some audacity, but also like I wanted to ask you guys, and this is gonna change how the movie goes.
00:19:53.519 --> 00:19:57.359
Are we playing ourselves or do we want to step into the bodies of these people?
00:19:57.519 --> 00:20:03.920
Because it matters what we do if we're women or if we're men.
00:20:04.799 --> 00:20:08.319
Because it's gonna matter how we interact with each other in some of these scenes, right?
00:20:08.640 --> 00:20:09.920
And the decisions we make.
00:20:10.319 --> 00:20:13.200
I think I think we should be ourselves.
00:20:13.519 --> 00:20:15.200
Okay, so this is us.
00:20:15.680 --> 00:20:17.200
What do you think, Kansas?
00:20:18.000 --> 00:20:24.799
I don't really understand the difference or care, have a preference, I should say.
00:20:25.519 --> 00:20:27.519
Well, for your character, your woman either way.
00:20:27.680 --> 00:20:29.119
It matters for me in Kansas.
00:20:29.279 --> 00:20:30.319
I mean for me and Randy.
00:20:30.640 --> 00:20:39.680
I think especially especially because it's uh it's a black man, I feel like it would be I don't know.
00:20:40.000 --> 00:20:42.640
I think let's play it out like we're us.
00:20:42.880 --> 00:20:54.319
Yeah, I think we should because like I've kind of I mean we kind of did that with Night of the Living Dead, but like in that one, like color didn't and not that color never matters, that's not true, but in the movie the characters could have been anybody.
00:20:54.400 --> 00:21:13.920
But I think in this movie it it matters, I think it matters more story-wise, yeah, but also like at some point Roddy Piper kidnaps a woman by gunpoint, so like it if I'm running up to you as a woman holding a gun and I'm like, I'm being chased by people, I need help.
00:21:14.400 --> 00:21:17.119
That interaction is gonna be different than if I was a man, yeah.
00:21:17.279 --> 00:21:20.480
Like she was terrified for her life and pushed him out a window, yeah.
00:21:20.720 --> 00:21:25.599
But as a woman, that interaction, Kansas might push you out a window too.
00:21:25.920 --> 00:21:26.880
She might have a gun, yeah.
00:21:27.119 --> 00:21:28.880
She might if I had a gun, yeah.
00:21:29.359 --> 00:21:33.359
But like that whole situation is completely different if it's a woman.
00:21:33.680 --> 00:21:40.079
But I think a lot of the I think more in the movie would be different if we were men, yeah.
00:21:40.319 --> 00:21:50.559
I mean obviously, but well, I like Roddy's just like he's just going into spaces, you know, and making fun of people to their face and not worrying about the consequences, you know.
00:21:50.640 --> 00:21:57.119
He just doesn't care, he's just like, I'm just gonna say it you throughout formaldehyde face.
00:21:57.279 --> 00:21:59.759
So I'm gonna assume that me and Randy or me.
00:22:00.160 --> 00:22:02.559
And Randy, we are us, Kansas.
00:22:02.640 --> 00:22:03.839
You are you, right?
00:22:04.000 --> 00:22:07.759
We are just now in these uh positions now.
00:22:08.079 --> 00:22:10.799
Randy, you're you've been away from home for six months.
00:22:11.039 --> 00:22:16.079
You are working, uh, you're sending your money back, you're at this encampment to my lady.
00:22:16.480 --> 00:22:20.000
Me, I'm in this I'm me to my man.
00:22:21.599 --> 00:22:22.400
Exactly.
00:22:22.640 --> 00:22:23.680
I'm I'm me.
00:22:23.839 --> 00:22:24.960
You see me working.
00:22:25.200 --> 00:22:30.480
I got this like hottie tot tank top on, all these muscles, swinging pickaxes.
00:22:30.720 --> 00:22:39.680
You're like, I'm gonna invite her back to the to the encampment because she looks cool, and then we become friends, even though he was like, I don't trust anybody that follows me.
00:22:39.759 --> 00:22:42.480
And I'm like, I don't trust anybody until I know where they're going.
00:22:42.559 --> 00:22:44.160
And then we become besties.
00:22:46.079 --> 00:22:49.599
So uh so we head back to the encampment.
00:22:49.759 --> 00:22:53.440
I say, all that goes the way, like that sound, those are fine decisions to me.
00:22:53.599 --> 00:22:54.240
I trust you.
00:22:54.319 --> 00:22:55.839
I'm not even gonna roll for that.
00:22:56.000 --> 00:23:00.400
Um, what I do want to roll for is I want to roll if so.
00:23:00.480 --> 00:23:02.480
I obviously have a lot of time on my hands.
00:23:02.640 --> 00:23:04.640
There's I I'm kind of looking to TV.
00:23:04.720 --> 00:23:08.480
I'm I'm looking at things, which is something that I do naturally.
00:23:08.640 --> 00:23:12.480
I do notice and I like to watch people and look at things.
00:23:12.720 --> 00:23:17.759
And uh, I am interested in churches as somebody with a church background and like them helping out.
00:23:18.160 --> 00:23:18.960
Church was pretty.
00:23:19.200 --> 00:23:20.160
The church was pretty.
00:23:20.799 --> 00:23:31.920
Um, in this type of situation, uh, personally, I probably would ask if I if they needed help or something, because I'm familiar with working and volunteering at churches.
00:23:32.160 --> 00:23:44.799
Uh, so walking into a church that I know is like preparing food and stuff for people, I would not put that out of the realm of something that I would do, especially if I was kind of like, what's going on in that church?
00:23:44.960 --> 00:23:46.799
Why are they singing hymns till 4 a.m.?
00:23:47.200 --> 00:23:49.200
Yeah, it would give you an in.
00:23:49.680 --> 00:23:54.559
Yeah, it would give me an in, and also like I wouldn't put it past me to do something like that.
00:23:54.720 --> 00:23:58.160
It's very kind of low-key, it doesn't seem dangerous, right?
00:23:58.319 --> 00:24:00.960
Yeah, it seems slightly suspicious, but not dangerous.
00:24:01.200 --> 00:24:04.160
Yeah, um, even they don't really make it feel dangerous, yeah.
00:24:04.240 --> 00:24:12.079
It's like especially even with the doors being wide open, like yeah, churches churches have open doors, so people come in, so yeah, yeah.
00:24:12.240 --> 00:24:15.359
So it's not none of that is like dangerous.
00:24:15.519 --> 00:24:18.960
It's the question is like, do I notice it?
00:24:19.279 --> 00:24:19.920
Right?
00:24:20.240 --> 00:24:30.960
Like, I would like to think that I would notice something weird going on, or like want to walk into the church, but like he's he's watching it with binoculars, so clearly before he walks in, yeah.
00:24:31.119 --> 00:24:34.559
For hours, hours with the binoculars.
00:24:34.880 --> 00:24:36.640
He he notices at 4 a.m.
00:24:36.799 --> 00:24:38.559
that they're still singing, yeah.
00:24:38.799 --> 00:24:41.599
He's he's paying attention to the vocal cords.
00:24:41.680 --> 00:24:43.200
Must have been brawl.
00:24:46.160 --> 00:24:53.119
So I think I'm trying to figure out what kind of role that would be because I want to give myself um at least a fighting chance.
00:24:53.200 --> 00:25:01.200
I might just make it like a 50-50, like roll it three times, and if I get best two out of three, then I'm checking out the church.
00:25:01.359 --> 00:25:06.880
You know, if it's if it's not if it's not two out of three, then I think then I think I just kind of leave it.
00:25:07.359 --> 00:25:09.759
And then everything still happens the way it does.
00:25:10.079 --> 00:25:14.160
It's just I don't go into the church this time before all this stuff happens.
00:25:14.400 --> 00:25:17.599
So I'm just gonna roll three times, best two out of three.
00:25:18.799 --> 00:25:20.960
And uh, I don't notice anything weird.
00:25:21.119 --> 00:25:25.359
Like, I'm not enough to make me go in and be like, I gotta check this out.
00:25:25.680 --> 00:25:26.000
Okay.
00:25:26.480 --> 00:25:33.119
Not until like the then the raid happens, and then he goes back in anyway to look through things.
00:25:33.519 --> 00:25:37.039
At that point, I might, because it's like, well, they clearly came for the cops.
00:25:37.359 --> 00:25:38.640
Like the cops came for them.
00:25:38.720 --> 00:25:40.880
What was going on in that church, and now it's empty.
00:25:41.359 --> 00:25:51.200
So I'll give myself kind of a roll after that to see if like the survivability here is do we put on the sunglasses and like do the thing?
00:25:51.440 --> 00:25:53.599
Because nobody survives in the movie, right?
00:25:54.319 --> 00:25:58.000
Honestly, our best chance of survival is to be sheep.
00:25:58.400 --> 00:25:58.960
It's true.
00:25:59.359 --> 00:26:04.880
Yeah, weirdly enough, buck against the system, and bad things happen.
00:26:05.200 --> 00:26:10.319
So uh, I don't I'm not suspicious enough to be like, I'm gonna go in there and look around.
00:26:10.480 --> 00:26:13.200
Like, Gilbert tells me it's fine, the guy running it.
00:26:13.759 --> 00:26:15.839
Uh, we're looking around, that's fine.
00:26:16.079 --> 00:26:19.599
Yeah, uh, then there's the raid on the camp.
00:26:19.920 --> 00:26:21.279
Bulldozers came in.
00:26:21.519 --> 00:26:23.680
My daughter's like, Why are they bulldozing?
00:26:23.839 --> 00:26:26.240
Yeah, houses.
00:26:26.640 --> 00:26:30.960
I know, and I'm like, they live there, have some respect.
00:26:31.359 --> 00:26:45.599
The the country treats poor people like they're criminals, and that's what they do to people who are there, and it's not their so they arrested people from the church group, and we saw them trying to get the blind preacher out.
00:26:46.319 --> 00:26:48.640
Oh, yeah, and I didn't know he was blind at first.
00:26:48.799 --> 00:27:03.440
I was wondering why he was feeling all over his face when he grabbed and was feeling his face, and I was like, that's a very odd way to like introduce yourself to someone or greet someone.
00:27:04.799 --> 00:27:06.720
Was that a thing of the 80s?
00:27:07.279 --> 00:27:12.000
Well, I think that is a thing that some blind people I don't know if it's a blind person.
00:27:12.319 --> 00:27:16.559
Well, yeah, and then I realized, oh, he's blind, that makes sense, yeah.
00:27:16.799 --> 00:27:23.440
But also if he knows that he's an alien, like he felt his hands and he was like, These are working hands, and the aliens don't do that.
00:27:23.759 --> 00:27:30.720
Yeah, aliens don't work, aliens don't work, but our hero managed to escape into the night.
00:27:30.960 --> 00:27:34.720
Yes, do we do we escape into the night?
00:27:34.799 --> 00:27:37.039
So we have to roll to avoid the cops.
00:27:37.200 --> 00:27:39.200
Um, I'm just gonna make this.
00:27:39.440 --> 00:27:40.960
Is this a constitution?
00:27:41.119 --> 00:27:44.480
I'm not good at RPG games, to be honest.
00:27:45.519 --> 00:27:50.160
Well, I know nothing about it, so hiding in the shadows.
00:27:50.799 --> 00:27:54.880
I'm gonna do I'm gonna do constitution only because like you have to avoid them for long enough.
00:27:54.960 --> 00:27:59.759
So I'm gonna make this a you have to get it in the shadows, and you gotta stay hidden.
00:27:59.839 --> 00:28:03.440
So we're gonna make this a constitution, which my constitution is very high.
00:28:03.680 --> 00:28:05.279
Yours is not, it's very low.
00:28:05.519 --> 00:28:06.640
Yours is mine.
00:28:07.200 --> 00:28:10.720
Yours, well, you don't have to avoid the cops, you're not even in the movie yet.
00:28:10.960 --> 00:28:15.680
You are the cops, not literally, not literally.
00:28:15.920 --> 00:28:17.680
Your constitution is the same as Randy's.
00:28:17.759 --> 00:28:19.920
So Randy's got a 50, I've got an 80.
00:28:20.079 --> 00:28:22.240
So let me let me roll for me.
00:28:22.559 --> 00:28:23.839
I avoid the cops.
00:28:23.920 --> 00:28:25.039
I got a 48.
00:28:25.279 --> 00:28:28.640
Randy also barely avoids the cops.
00:28:29.839 --> 00:28:30.400
Congratulations.
00:28:30.640 --> 00:28:32.640
We're not getting arrested, so we're still in the game.
00:28:32.880 --> 00:28:34.880
We're still in the game.
00:28:35.119 --> 00:28:36.640
We've avoided the cops.
00:28:36.880 --> 00:28:38.640
Uh, we're hiding, we're good.
00:28:38.799 --> 00:28:44.160
I'm gonna give myself a two out of three roll one more time to see if I go back to the church.
00:28:44.400 --> 00:28:49.200
Like, if I'm suspicious enough to like the next morning, or that's yeah, like the next morning.
00:28:49.359 --> 00:28:51.279
Like, I've been noticing.
00:28:51.680 --> 00:29:02.079
I like, did I notice that like you know, the stuff that happened uh during the raid, that like they were coming out with the glasses, and like what was that all about?
00:29:02.400 --> 00:29:09.200
Yeah, like sometimes myself another two out of three to see if I decide that that's a good idea to go back in.
00:29:09.440 --> 00:29:10.559
Seems like something you would do.
00:29:10.720 --> 00:29:12.559
The song seems like something I would do.
00:29:12.880 --> 00:29:14.240
They all have sunglasses.
00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:15.519
Hey, I do it.
00:29:16.000 --> 00:29:16.640
Go back in.
00:29:20.240 --> 00:29:21.519
Yeah, all right.
00:29:21.759 --> 00:29:27.599
So I notice enough that I'm like something was going on with that church, and I have to go.
00:29:28.079 --> 00:29:29.359
I I'm gonna go in now.
00:29:29.440 --> 00:29:38.640
I don't really find anything except except I don't know if uh maybe some of you Eagle Eye viewers there noticed the Ghostbusters props.
00:29:39.039 --> 00:29:55.920
No, what uh yeah, so when you went back in there, you saw we saw all the stuff laying around, but you know, for budget constraints, they just used whatever they had laying around from other movies, and some eagle eye viewers might have spotted some ghostbuster props there.
00:29:56.240 --> 00:29:58.960
Whoa, uh yeah, I didn't notice.
00:29:59.119 --> 00:30:01.279
What could like anything specific?
00:30:01.839 --> 00:30:03.680
Um I didn't write it down.
00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:06.079
They had backpacks in there.
00:30:06.960 --> 00:30:10.799
Uh the something that suctions up the ghosts.
00:30:11.039 --> 00:30:11.680
Oh, okay.
00:30:11.920 --> 00:30:18.240
I'm not super into Ghostbusters, but as I was watching it, John was like, Hey, that looks like something from Ghostbusters.
00:30:18.559 --> 00:30:21.039
Oh, I wonder if you're talking about are you talking about the ghost trap?
00:30:21.119 --> 00:30:22.480
Like the yes, the trap.
00:30:22.640 --> 00:30:23.519
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:25.119
Okay, very cool.
00:30:25.279 --> 00:30:26.079
I love that a lot.
00:30:26.240 --> 00:30:27.519
Let's say I find the glasses.
00:30:27.599 --> 00:30:28.480
Let's keep on track.
00:30:29.119 --> 00:30:30.400
I at least got back in the church.
00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:31.519
Let's say I find the glasses.
00:30:31.680 --> 00:30:34.000
You found the glasses because I saw them wearing glasses.
00:30:34.079 --> 00:30:38.480
I'm gonna be persistent and try to find those glasses because I'm like, why are they all wearing those same glasses?
00:30:38.559 --> 00:30:40.319
Yeah, what's up with the glasses?
00:30:40.640 --> 00:30:45.440
If anybody's interested, they're called Hoffman lenses, and you can buy replicas of them.
00:30:45.680 --> 00:30:47.839
Oh they did say that in the movie.
00:30:48.000 --> 00:30:48.880
They're like, Really?
00:30:48.960 --> 00:30:51.759
How are we gonna get these Hoffman glasses onto the streets?
00:30:52.799 --> 00:30:54.720
They were very specific to point them out.
00:30:54.880 --> 00:30:56.000
Is that like a brand?
00:30:56.160 --> 00:30:57.119
Is that what they are?
00:30:57.359 --> 00:31:02.799
Um, I don't know if it's an actual brand, but they sell them as Hoffman lenses as replica.
00:31:02.960 --> 00:31:03.440
Interesting.
00:31:03.839 --> 00:31:05.200
I wonder how much they are.
00:31:05.440 --> 00:31:07.519
They look like five dollar sunglasses.
00:31:07.599 --> 00:31:09.359
I bet they're scamming people.
00:31:10.400 --> 00:31:14.480
I'm gonna need to consume and buy some from my collection.
00:31:14.799 --> 00:31:17.759
Oh my gosh, guys, I didn't even tell you this.
00:31:18.079 --> 00:31:43.599
Before the week last week, uh after we'd already planned to do they live and um this podcast in my local estate auction website where they always put up like trinkets and matchbox cars and uh Playboy magazines and records and stuff, they had a they live the newscast uh anchors uh as one of the lots.
00:31:43.839 --> 00:31:46.640
What I didn't I didn't I got I got outbid though.
00:31:46.880 --> 00:31:48.160
I know I tried.
00:31:48.400 --> 00:31:50.720
No, I tried to get them, but I got outbid.
00:31:50.799 --> 00:31:52.319
It was really cool, you know.
00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:53.359
Cause bye, bye, bye.
00:31:53.519 --> 00:31:54.960
Consume, consume, consume.
00:31:56.000 --> 00:32:00.240
Uh, because you know, everything's on fire and I need a treat.
00:32:00.559 --> 00:32:02.000
So I have the glasses.
00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:03.599
This part is so fun.
00:32:03.759 --> 00:32:08.960
Him walking around, and like here's what I would not do.
00:32:09.119 --> 00:32:11.599
I'm not gonna grab guns and start shooting them.
00:32:11.839 --> 00:32:13.359
I'm not making that decision.
00:32:13.519 --> 00:32:18.640
I don't even want to really want to roll for that because, like, me as a person, I don't like guns.
00:32:18.799 --> 00:32:25.599
My thought is not gonna be, hey, I'm gonna announce to everybody that I know that they're aliens, yeah.
00:32:25.839 --> 00:32:28.720
And like that's something Roddy Piper would do.
00:32:28.880 --> 00:32:30.400
That is not something I would do.
00:32:31.039 --> 00:32:34.400
I'd be like, holy crap, these things are aliens.
00:32:34.880 --> 00:32:37.599
I I don't even I don't even know how to function now.
00:32:37.680 --> 00:32:44.799
Like this, I'm not gonna be calling it out and calling some old lady a formaldehyde face, which was so great.
00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:55.759
Yeah, instead of having like a proper existential crisis over the world being controlled by aliens, he just starts randomly roasting the civilians.
00:32:55.920 --> 00:32:59.759
Well, the alien gets guns, and he's like, you know, what's a good idea?
00:32:59.920 --> 00:33:03.119
Going into this bank, yep, and shooting a bunch of them.
00:33:03.440 --> 00:33:08.799
That was wild, like nothing decision.
00:33:10.480 --> 00:33:11.279
I'm not doing that.
00:33:11.440 --> 00:33:12.240
Are you kidding me?
00:33:12.880 --> 00:33:16.880
Yeah, you would like watch and observe, even if I'm convinced, yeah.
00:33:17.200 --> 00:33:20.240
You would be trying to stay on the down low for sure.
00:33:20.480 --> 00:33:24.960
Yeah, I'm not I'm not stare like he was he it was so odd.
00:33:25.440 --> 00:33:30.319
That that first alien was like, he knows he's wearing those glasses, he can see us.
00:33:30.640 --> 00:33:36.960
Yeah, oh yeah, they were all radioing in on their little watches, like we got a suspicious one here.
00:33:37.599 --> 00:33:39.440
Like, what a dumb.
00:33:39.759 --> 00:33:44.319
I there are some decisions where I'm like, no, maybe it could go either way, you know.
00:33:44.400 --> 00:33:52.240
Like, like in Night of the Living Dead, when I I made Randy roll to see whether she would go outside and deal with zombies or board up the house.
00:33:52.559 --> 00:33:57.839
It's like that's actually a reasonable decision to like maybe do with deal with the zombies and then board up the house.
00:33:58.079 --> 00:34:02.480
Yeah, this I I don't even want to roll for that's I would not do it.
00:34:02.559 --> 00:34:07.599
I would not, I would not start calling them names and and letting them know I see them.
00:34:07.839 --> 00:34:09.360
That feels like a really bad idea.
00:34:09.519 --> 00:34:11.599
There's no no good comes of that.
00:34:12.000 --> 00:34:17.039
And that uh bank scene is where we get our most iconic line from the movie.
00:34:18.239 --> 00:34:22.960
I have come I've come to chew bubblegum and kick some ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.
00:34:23.280 --> 00:34:24.719
All out of bubblegum.
00:34:27.039 --> 00:34:32.320
Open fires and his one-liners are so good.
00:34:32.559 --> 00:34:33.599
They're so good.
00:34:34.159 --> 00:34:38.559
Uh wrestling, it's a wrestling one-liner that he has from his car.
00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:43.440
He has like a whole stack of them, I guess, in his car, from my understanding.
00:34:43.760 --> 00:34:44.320
Oh, really?
00:34:44.639 --> 00:34:48.960
Well, yeah, like it wasn't even scripted in, he just went for it.
00:34:49.519 --> 00:34:51.039
I love this movie so much.
00:34:51.199 --> 00:34:57.280
Yeah, there's there's so many, like he spares a cop because he's human and he's like, beat your feet, man.
00:34:57.440 --> 00:34:58.880
I'm like, what is that?
00:34:59.039 --> 00:35:00.480
Who comes up with these?
00:35:00.719 --> 00:35:03.119
Or like he shoots somebody or something?
00:35:03.199 --> 00:35:05.119
He's like, Mama don't like no tattletales.
00:35:05.360 --> 00:35:08.559
Yes, Viper.
00:35:08.960 --> 00:35:10.079
Am I in love?
00:35:10.320 --> 00:35:11.199
Am I in love?
00:35:11.519 --> 00:35:13.679
He was the perfect fit for this.
00:35:14.239 --> 00:35:18.880
Oh, oh, the another one, life's a bitch and she's back in heat.
00:35:19.760 --> 00:35:21.199
Oh, it's so good.
00:35:21.679 --> 00:35:27.280
Before um last the last recording, I remember you saying, like, Roddy doesn't do it for me.
00:35:27.360 --> 00:35:28.960
And I was like, I don't know.
00:35:29.199 --> 00:35:35.199
But then we then we watched it, I was like, Oh, this is this man is Allie's type.
00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:38.079
Yeah, yeah, I had to watch it a second time.
00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:39.039
That's what it was.
00:35:39.199 --> 00:35:42.079
Like the first time through, I'm like, I don't know.
00:35:42.239 --> 00:35:44.719
And then the second time, I was like, okay.
00:35:45.119 --> 00:35:48.960
Well, now you have to watch it again to see the Ghostbusters props.
00:35:49.199 --> 00:35:51.920
I do, I have to watch it the fourth or fifth time.
00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:54.960
I don't know what number I'm up to, but I have to finish it with my daughter.
00:35:55.119 --> 00:36:01.280
Um, you know, you know what it is, it's because like what with my with my attraction, it's more about like exposure.
00:36:01.519 --> 00:36:12.159
So like I may not be initially attracted to somebody, but if they if they're like endearing to me and like we're vibing or whatever, like they will become more attractive.
00:36:12.400 --> 00:36:14.400
And who wouldn't vibe with Roddy?
00:36:14.719 --> 00:36:15.599
That's what I'm saying.
00:36:15.679 --> 00:36:18.960
Like the first try, the first run through, I'm like, I don't know.
00:36:19.119 --> 00:36:21.920
And then the second run through, I'm like, I'm I'm in.
00:36:22.000 --> 00:36:25.039
Because I was all Keith David that first that first watch through.
00:36:25.199 --> 00:36:33.039
I was like, Keith David, he's this is this is the guy, and then the second watch through, I'm like, I gotta add Roddy, I gotta add the Piper Man.
00:36:33.360 --> 00:36:42.159
So when Nada took the Kate the television executive Holly Thompson, played by Meg Foster.
00:36:43.119 --> 00:36:43.679
Hey, that's me.
00:36:44.960 --> 00:36:46.320
Yeah, listen.
00:36:46.880 --> 00:36:52.800
From the moment I saw her, I was like, I don't know about that woman, I don't know about her eyes.
00:36:53.119 --> 00:37:02.719
It might also be because the other the only other role I saw this actress in was um Masters of the Universe, where she played Evil Inn.
00:37:02.960 --> 00:37:06.559
So I mean, maybe that played into that.
00:37:06.960 --> 00:37:08.639
She might be typecast, yeah.
00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:13.519
Yeah, she has a a one role that she can do, but she does it really well.
00:37:14.400 --> 00:37:21.039
For the sake of us moving forward in this movie, let's say I'm trying to get away from these aliens, I'm freaked out.
00:37:21.280 --> 00:37:29.360
I run into Kansas in the parking garage, and I'm like, I don't have a car because obviously I don't.
00:37:29.519 --> 00:37:30.960
I walked here with my backpack.
00:37:31.119 --> 00:37:37.760
Yeah, I need to get out of the city, I need to get out of here, and somebody else needs to believe me.
00:37:37.920 --> 00:37:41.039
And maybe like I feel like they're following me.
00:37:41.280 --> 00:37:43.360
So like I gotta get out of here.
00:37:43.679 --> 00:37:47.119
So this is where Kansas, I'm just that I'm just rolling through.
00:37:47.199 --> 00:37:48.159
This is where Kansas comes in.
00:37:48.239 --> 00:37:53.280
So like I run into Kansas, I'm like, Kansas, I don't know who you are, but I gotta get out of here.
00:37:53.360 --> 00:37:53.840
I need help.
00:37:54.000 --> 00:37:56.320
And I'm just like, yeah, let's go.
00:37:57.119 --> 00:37:58.639
Where do you want to go, bitch?
00:38:00.000 --> 00:38:01.840
Which is very Kansas, yeah.
00:38:02.480 --> 00:38:03.360
Very Kansas.
00:38:03.599 --> 00:38:06.079
So I can easily see us ending up at your house.
00:38:06.239 --> 00:38:15.039
So then the next question is reasonably, do you think if somebody came up to you talking about aliens and asking you to put on a pair of sunglasses?
00:38:15.440 --> 00:38:16.800
A thousand percent.
00:38:17.119 --> 00:38:20.320
Yeah, it's just sunglasses, right?
00:38:20.480 --> 00:38:21.440
Oh my god.
00:38:21.760 --> 00:38:24.719
First of all, I love aliens.
00:38:25.360 --> 00:38:28.639
I love like I need sunglasses half the time.
00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:32.559
I love them with my migraines, like they help me so much.
00:38:32.960 --> 00:38:38.880
Um, I also just love wacky weirdos and conspiracy theorists.
00:38:38.960 --> 00:38:40.880
Like, come on, hit me with your best shot.
00:38:41.119 --> 00:38:46.239
Yeah, you can have the sunglasses real fast for yeah.
00:38:46.559 --> 00:38:58.079
I do have to say, even though I'm usually the one to be like, hell no, if a woman came up to me and said, Listen, you need to put these glasses on to see the aliens, I for I even I would probably do that.
00:38:58.480 --> 00:39:02.880
Even Randy, who's sunglasses, get away from me, stranger.
00:39:03.360 --> 00:39:04.639
Here's the thing too, though.
00:39:04.800 --> 00:39:08.239
Like, if they're handing them to me, it means they've already touched them, right?
00:39:08.400 --> 00:39:13.199
I know there's a thing with like, don't pick up like money, like a$20 bill you see in the parking lot, right?
00:39:13.360 --> 00:39:14.960
Yeah, because they'll put that stuff on it.
00:39:15.119 --> 00:39:19.360
But if she's already holding the glasses, that's pretty safe, right?
00:39:19.760 --> 00:39:29.199
Yeah, like I don't have to put them all the way on, I can just like I wouldn't put them on my face because ill germs, but yeah, just like I can look through the lenses, okay, sure.
00:39:29.360 --> 00:39:31.920
And then you're like, did that billboard change?
00:39:32.159 --> 00:39:34.159
And then you're like, are these meta glasses?
00:39:34.559 --> 00:39:40.639
But we can't we can't pretend, we can't pretend we're in like we have to be like, okay, it's 1980s, those don't exist.
00:39:40.880 --> 00:39:46.320
Yeah, like weirdly, this movie gets really affected by gender in the fact that like he went on a shooting spree.
00:39:46.480 --> 00:40:03.199
This is like that's why she ended up getting kidnapped because he went on a shooting spree, killed a whole bunch of aliens, ended up on the news, and like he's a very big man with guns taking a woman hostage, and she plays that perfectly.
00:40:03.280 --> 00:40:07.360
She's like, You have all the power, yeah, you're in control here.
00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:09.280
I'm gonna do whatever you say.
00:40:09.440 --> 00:40:13.039
You tell me to look through that glasses, I'm gonna say I see aliens even if I don't.
00:40:13.199 --> 00:40:18.000
I'm just gonna have a glass of wine, and then she pushes him out of the window.
00:40:18.800 --> 00:40:20.960
Oh dramatic fall.
00:40:21.280 --> 00:40:25.039
What a he was doing gymnastics out the damn window.
00:40:25.360 --> 00:40:26.639
Legend, yeah.
00:40:26.800 --> 00:40:28.880
That's when I think that's when he fell in love.
00:40:29.119 --> 00:40:32.639
Yeah, I think literally fell in love.
00:40:32.800 --> 00:40:35.599
Yeah, yeah, he's like this this lady.
00:40:35.760 --> 00:40:36.559
I love this.
00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:39.519
I was like, this is my dream scenario.
00:40:40.000 --> 00:40:49.760
Like, if I had the courage to push a man out a window, be like after he kidnapped me in my car at gunpoint, like she pushed him out a window.
00:40:49.840 --> 00:40:52.000
That's like the amount of courage.
00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:52.880
She was my hero.
00:40:53.039 --> 00:40:54.880
I don't even care that she turncoated on him.
00:40:55.039 --> 00:40:57.119
She doesn't know aliens are real, right?
00:40:57.360 --> 00:41:06.239
Like in her brain, this was the exact right move, and then baller that she is, she's like calm as calm as hell on the phone.
00:41:06.800 --> 00:41:11.760
This man, yeah, just kidnapped me into my house, and I pushed him out of the window.
00:41:13.599 --> 00:41:18.480
Fucking legend, but he left his glasses behind.
00:41:18.719 --> 00:41:22.159
He did, he did, and she was like, I guess I'll put them on now.
00:41:22.239 --> 00:41:22.960
There's no pressure.
00:41:24.079 --> 00:41:28.239
And then she was like, Well, fuck, they're aliens.
00:41:28.719 --> 00:41:33.199
I keep thinking that he he needs to use reverse psychology on these people.
00:41:33.280 --> 00:41:39.519
It's like when you say, Oh, don't touch that or don't smell that, that's nasty, and then you're more intrigued.
00:41:39.760 --> 00:41:45.119
Yeah, like why are you telling people don't like to be forced to do something?
00:41:45.440 --> 00:41:51.119
No, but he's not a smart man in this movie, he is a very brass tag case in point.
00:41:52.320 --> 00:41:55.280
People do not like to be forced to do yeah.
00:41:55.440 --> 00:42:02.159
I mean, you're spending all this time trying to force people to put these glasses on, and clearly they don't want to.
00:42:02.400 --> 00:42:04.079
You gotta outsmart them.
00:42:04.400 --> 00:42:08.960
Yeah, which brings us to uh Frank, Frank and Roddy's.
00:42:09.360 --> 00:42:12.800
I'm just gonna call him Roddy because I think Nada is a stupid name.
00:42:13.039 --> 00:42:19.679
Frank Frank and Roddy's uh brawl, which is the greatest fight scene in the history of cinema.
00:42:20.000 --> 00:42:25.920
Uh uh, with the exception of every fight scene in face-off with Nicolas Cage.
00:42:26.159 --> 00:42:27.199
Nicolas Cage.
00:42:28.480 --> 00:42:39.360
Now, again, all of this, like you have to remember, Roddy shot and killed a lot of what everybody thinks is people, right?
00:42:39.519 --> 00:42:51.039
Yeah, the fact that Frank comes back and gives him money and he's like, I'm not afraid of you, here's your money, but I want like go so courageous or stupid.
00:42:51.119 --> 00:43:00.320
I I don't know what, but he's like, like he he killed so many people in broad daylight, in broad daylight, in broad daylight.
00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:06.960
Like, of course, Frank wants nothing to do with him, but for some reason he's still like, I don't know why, but like I still kind of trust you.
00:43:07.119 --> 00:43:09.840
But what you did is messed up, you gotta go still looking out.
00:43:10.079 --> 00:43:11.440
Here's your money, yeah.
00:43:11.599 --> 00:43:19.440
Because uh, like I feel like in that short interaction they had, they're like, he doesn't seem like the person that would do that, but you know, you never can tell sometimes.
00:43:19.760 --> 00:43:38.239
It's always the handsome ones, it's always the handsome ones, and and I understand Frank's position is like I don't want to be dragged into more of your mess, and I feel like putting on these sunglasses is going to be more mess, like feeding into the delusional almost, yeah.
00:43:38.320 --> 00:43:59.760
Like, I don't need more of your crazy, I have to worry about myself, and I feel like he puts his foot down in the bestest way possible with a like five minute fight scene that includes a bunch of wrestling moves, a bunch of knees to the dick, and uh a broken bottle that nobody expected.
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:01.920
That makes Roddy laugh, which is great.
00:44:02.159 --> 00:44:10.960
And um a bunch of fake outs until like they're hugging and he puts on the glasses by forest and he's like, just fuck.
00:44:11.119 --> 00:44:13.440
I mean, for our purposes, for survival purposes.
00:44:13.599 --> 00:44:15.599
I go back, I try to find the glasses.
00:44:15.840 --> 00:44:17.280
I mean, just for time's sake.
00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:18.480
Let's just say I find them.
00:44:18.559 --> 00:44:22.880
I would I would I go into a trash, like, I don't know, would I?
00:44:23.199 --> 00:44:28.960
Maybe if there's aliens and I know the glasses are in there, would I go on the truck?
00:44:29.119 --> 00:44:30.559
I might have to roll for that.
00:44:30.800 --> 00:44:31.920
Yeah, roll for that.
00:44:32.159 --> 00:44:33.039
I'm gonna roll for that.
00:44:33.119 --> 00:44:38.239
It's a it's a 50-50 um for like the idea for the decision making for me.
00:44:38.400 --> 00:44:42.800
Yours is like we went through this before, your intelligence is a lot higher, so it's a better roll for you.
00:44:42.880 --> 00:44:44.079
But for me, it's 50-50.
00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:46.320
I've been known to dumpster dive though.
00:44:46.480 --> 00:44:48.800
So all right.
00:44:48.880 --> 00:44:55.199
So let's I have also been known to dumpster dive, but like, am I going to make the decision to go into a moving garbage truck?
00:44:55.440 --> 00:44:56.239
I think you would.
00:44:56.400 --> 00:44:56.800
We'll see.
00:44:57.039 --> 00:45:01.119
Uh the dice agrees with you that I'm like, this is nuts.
00:45:01.360 --> 00:45:04.000
Kansas probably put on the put on the glasses, right?
00:45:04.159 --> 00:45:05.599
Like, I guess we go our separate ways.
00:45:05.679 --> 00:45:06.960
I go back, I look for these glasses.
00:45:07.039 --> 00:45:12.960
I'm gonna try to recruit my friend Frank, Randy, to like something.
00:45:13.119 --> 00:45:13.679
I don't know.
00:45:13.840 --> 00:45:17.679
You're my only friend, Randy, other than now Molly Thompson.
00:45:18.320 --> 00:45:19.280
I need you to know.
00:45:19.440 --> 00:45:20.239
Like, you gotta know.
00:45:20.320 --> 00:45:21.280
You gotta wake up.
00:45:21.440 --> 00:45:22.000
Yeah.
00:45:22.400 --> 00:45:28.000
So I I dumpster dive in the back of this truck for these glasses, find them.
00:45:28.320 --> 00:45:31.519
You show up with my money because I've been on the lamb.
00:45:31.760 --> 00:45:35.840
I'm like, can you can you please put on these glasses and and see the alien?
00:45:36.079 --> 00:45:39.280
Or like maybe I don't even lead with the aliens because you're not gonna believe me.
00:45:39.519 --> 00:45:41.840
Just try these glasses on.
00:45:42.079 --> 00:45:43.760
Would you try on the glasses?
00:45:44.000 --> 00:45:46.559
Um, yeah, I think I would.
00:45:46.800 --> 00:45:49.360
Yeah, they're just killed anybody, yeah.
00:45:49.679 --> 00:45:50.400
Just glasses.
00:45:50.719 --> 00:45:52.719
Yeah, I would if Allie showed up.
00:45:52.800 --> 00:45:57.119
Uh you you went, I mean, clearly you went to a moving garbage truck for these glasses.
00:45:57.280 --> 00:46:01.599
So I don't know if I told you that, but I've been missing for a day for a few days.
00:46:01.920 --> 00:46:07.840
Because I mean, I just I don't see any there's no reason not to, like, we didn't just beat the shit out of each other.
00:46:08.239 --> 00:46:19.519
Yeah, well, no, like we beat the shit out of each other because you decided not to, is why Roddy and Frank did because Frank was like, I'm not wearing these, and Roddy's like, You're either gonna wear these or you're gonna wear that trash can.
00:46:20.880 --> 00:46:22.960
But yes, I would I would put the glasses on.
00:46:23.199 --> 00:46:25.519
Yeah, I I wouldn't think that that would be an issue.
00:46:26.000 --> 00:46:28.639
One, I haven't killed anybody, I'm not on the lamb.
00:46:29.199 --> 00:46:35.599
I'm maybe the aliens are looking for me, but I'm not on the news, probably not yet, not yet.
00:46:36.480 --> 00:46:47.840
Uh so yeah, Randy puts them on, and then I guess the next decision is do we think it's a good idea to find a revolution and and join them?
00:46:48.079 --> 00:46:50.639
Uh, yeah, I think like look for Gilbert.
00:46:50.960 --> 00:46:53.760
Yeah, I think that's probably what we would do.
00:46:54.159 --> 00:47:02.480
Yeah, like if we saw aliens and we're like, I mean, we don't have anything else to do, so yeah, we should probably join the resistance at this point.
00:47:02.880 --> 00:47:06.559
I I do feel like I wanna I want to roll for it as an idea.
00:47:06.719 --> 00:47:12.000
If I was like, I don't know, if you were convinced that that's a good idea, I would follow you and do it.
00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:14.320
So I think if even one of us makes it, yeah.
00:47:14.400 --> 00:47:17.199
If you were convinced, I would follow you and do it.
00:47:17.440 --> 00:47:19.119
Yeah, all right.
00:47:19.199 --> 00:47:30.159
So I'm just gonna roll for me and then best use till the end it to see if we join the resistance, if we like look out of the resistance, or if we're just like, this is too much.
00:47:30.400 --> 00:47:32.079
I I don't even know what to do with this.
00:47:32.159 --> 00:47:33.679
Let's just go back to work.
00:47:34.079 --> 00:47:36.159
I feel like it's a reasonable response.
00:47:36.480 --> 00:47:37.599
Ew, right?
00:47:38.239 --> 00:47:40.480
It kind of like it kind of else, yeah.
00:47:40.719 --> 00:47:42.239
Give me away from work.
00:47:43.119 --> 00:47:44.480
Okay, well, we do it.
00:47:44.800 --> 00:47:49.039
Okay, that's uh I I beat my role, so if I beat mine, like we're gonna do it.
00:47:49.119 --> 00:47:53.760
So uh so we go and find Gilbert and we go to the resistance meeting.
00:47:53.920 --> 00:47:57.360
Holly is already on board, so Kansas.
00:47:57.679 --> 00:48:04.320
I guess we roll to see if Kansas joins the resistance, but oh no, but does she turncoat?
00:48:05.199 --> 00:48:06.159
That's the question.
00:48:06.800 --> 00:48:09.599
Like, does this turncoat?
00:48:10.320 --> 00:48:14.719
Here's the question because what's what's the timeline of this?
00:48:14.960 --> 00:48:20.559
She finds the glasses, she realizes there's aliens all over her TV station, right?
00:48:21.920 --> 00:48:26.800
Does she make a deal with the aliens and then go to the meeting?
00:48:27.280 --> 00:48:34.639
Or does she go to the meeting, survive the meeting, and then be like aliens, like they're gonna give me a better deal?
00:48:35.039 --> 00:48:38.239
Because clearly they're handing out deals to people who see them.
00:48:38.880 --> 00:48:42.079
You can either choose to join us or be eliminated.
00:48:42.239 --> 00:48:47.280
Because I think they were going to offer that to Roddy, and he was just like, nah.
00:48:47.519 --> 00:48:48.239
Oh yeah.
00:48:48.480 --> 00:48:52.239
The cops, because the cops were like, you know, we can make this work.
00:48:52.480 --> 00:48:53.599
Yeah, yeah.
00:48:53.840 --> 00:48:56.559
Because it did for Gilbert at the end when we see him again.
00:48:56.880 --> 00:48:58.400
What do you think you'd do, Kansas?
00:48:58.639 --> 00:48:59.519
Yeah, Kansas.
00:48:59.679 --> 00:49:07.039
Reasonably speaking, if like the aliens were like, hey, we can offer you promotions, jobs, you just want to work with us.
00:49:07.360 --> 00:49:12.960
I think I would want to try to go with the resistance as much as I love aliens.
00:49:13.119 --> 00:49:18.320
I also don't want I don't want like a world of them.
00:49:19.039 --> 00:49:22.239
Yeah, especially if they don't have our interests.
00:49:22.559 --> 00:49:23.280
Yeah, exactly.
00:49:23.599 --> 00:49:27.840
Like I don't want to be controlled by them, I don't want to feel like I owe them something.
00:49:28.239 --> 00:49:32.719
All right, so you're joining the resistance to join the resistance, yes, exactly.
00:49:32.960 --> 00:49:34.320
Yeah, all right.
00:49:34.480 --> 00:49:45.840
So we all go to this meeting that gets rated, so we do have to see if we we can avoid the cops, but okay, so the contact lenses, the contact lenses.
00:49:46.079 --> 00:49:51.199
I have contact lenses, and I was pretty horrified with how they put in their contact lenses.
00:49:51.360 --> 00:50:04.559
How they put in their contact lenses, these are so I'm like, this man has never put in a contact lens, dirty ass hands trying to stick them in their eyeballs, just dropping them back in their eyes like shots.
00:50:04.639 --> 00:50:09.679
What the horrifying anyway?
00:50:11.039 --> 00:50:24.000
So when Roddy is like, Oh, I gotta talk to someone, and then he goes over and he's like looking for Holly, and he's all like moon-eyed over Holly, it's just because she's pretty, right?
00:50:24.079 --> 00:50:26.480
It's because she's pretty and she pushed him out the window.
00:50:26.559 --> 00:50:28.800
There's no reason to trust her at all.
00:50:28.960 --> 00:50:30.880
No, I believe that's correct.
00:50:30.960 --> 00:50:35.760
Yeah, yeah, it's just other than like she seems she's at the meeting, yeah.
00:50:36.000 --> 00:50:36.719
You're surprised.
00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:39.599
He's just head over heels for her, literally.
00:50:39.920 --> 00:50:41.679
She got rowdy with him and he looked like that.
00:50:41.840 --> 00:50:45.280
Yeah, I do love that.
00:50:45.440 --> 00:50:49.199
That like even after she pushed him out a window.
00:50:49.920 --> 00:50:56.159
And I think he just wanted to kind of boost his ego and be like, oh, so you do see what I see.
00:50:56.320 --> 00:50:59.760
So you should have put on the glasses and yeah, like, see, I was right, right?
00:50:59.920 --> 00:51:00.480
Yeah, yeah.
00:51:00.719 --> 00:51:04.559
Like just have a little confidence boost or something.
00:51:04.880 --> 00:51:08.400
I think as he fell out that window, little hearts appeared in his eyes.
00:51:08.639 --> 00:51:09.280
I think so.
00:51:09.440 --> 00:51:10.239
I think so.
00:51:11.280 --> 00:51:24.800
The police show up, they raid, they rave, they rave, they rave, police rave, wear booty shorts, bring your baton.
00:51:28.320 --> 00:51:30.239
Police rave, chaos.
00:51:30.559 --> 00:51:34.320
So uh me and me and Randy pick up guns, right?
00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:36.639
We're just gonna go, we're gonna go with the storyline of the movie.
00:51:36.800 --> 00:51:37.760
I'm fine with this.
00:51:37.840 --> 00:51:38.320
I'm ready.
00:51:38.400 --> 00:51:41.039
Like, there's aliens, everybody else has guns.
00:51:41.199 --> 00:51:44.239
Yeah, like it's all right, I'll pick up a gun at this point.
00:51:44.320 --> 00:51:44.800
We need them.
00:51:45.039 --> 00:51:46.239
I think we need them, yeah.
00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:51.119
We're we're talking about infiltrating and like taking down, we're gonna need some guns.
00:51:51.280 --> 00:51:57.360
I don't I don't really like guns, but I'm gonna say in this situation, I'm also thinking I'm also a bit of a follower.
00:51:57.440 --> 00:52:03.599
So now that I'm kind of in this scenario, I'm gonna kind of go along with what other people are doing.
00:52:03.679 --> 00:52:08.480
And also, like, they're aliens and they clearly um want to keep us like asleep.
00:52:08.559 --> 00:52:09.760
So, like, I'm not down for that.
00:52:09.920 --> 00:52:11.440
So, me and Randy have the guns.
00:52:11.599 --> 00:52:13.679
Uh Kansas, do you want to pick up a gun?
00:52:13.840 --> 00:52:15.039
You can grab a gun if you want.
00:52:15.280 --> 00:52:18.079
See, I probably see, I don't know.
00:52:18.159 --> 00:52:20.000
I might have to roll for that.
00:52:20.480 --> 00:52:21.679
Okay, we can roll for that.
00:52:21.920 --> 00:52:32.800
Part of me is like, yeah, I want to defend myself, but I also know I'm so clumsy, I would end up misfiring it, shooting myself, hitting myself in the face.
00:52:32.880 --> 00:52:36.159
I don't so you're like, I'm too clumsy to have a gun.
00:52:36.320 --> 00:52:36.559
Yeah.
00:52:36.800 --> 00:52:38.079
So I don't know if I want to pick one up.
00:52:38.400 --> 00:52:40.960
Okay, uh, your intelligence is pretty high.
00:52:41.199 --> 00:52:44.480
So, uh, which do you think you would want to choose?
00:52:44.800 --> 00:52:48.480
I think I would rather have one than not have one.
00:52:48.639 --> 00:52:52.719
I just also have a gut feeling I would do something so stupid.
00:52:53.119 --> 00:52:54.320
Okay, so we're gonna roll.
00:52:54.400 --> 00:52:56.000
If you succeed, you're gonna take a gun.
00:52:56.079 --> 00:52:59.360
If you fail, you're gonna decide uh the gun's not for me.
00:52:59.519 --> 00:53:07.039
Yeah, and uh oh wow, that's a that's a critical fail.
00:53:07.119 --> 00:53:08.880
You actually give them guns.
00:53:10.400 --> 00:53:12.159
Here, protect yourself.
00:53:13.039 --> 00:53:20.079
You rolled you rolled a 100, which is the critical fail of this system, of course.
00:53:20.719 --> 00:53:23.760
Yeah, um here, you need a gun, I think.
00:53:23.840 --> 00:53:28.480
You look like you need to clean yours and then I'll give it back.
00:53:30.239 --> 00:53:32.960
See, yeah, that's exactly something I would do.
00:53:33.199 --> 00:53:36.320
And then uh Ali and I find that cool wristwatch.
00:53:36.559 --> 00:53:39.360
Oh, yeah, we're giving the cool wristwatches, right?
00:53:39.679 --> 00:53:44.400
All right, so we have to escape the cops first, and then we all get pinned down.
00:53:44.639 --> 00:53:49.119
I I say we all kind of go in the directions that we're supposed to be going, right?
00:53:49.280 --> 00:53:55.679
Like in the movie, me and Randy go together, Kansas gets separated because like we don't really know you that well.
00:53:55.920 --> 00:53:57.599
Yeah, me and Randy have been hanging out a lot.
00:53:57.679 --> 00:53:59.920
Yeah, so I'm gonna prioritize Randy.
00:54:00.079 --> 00:54:02.480
Uh, and also I don't have a penis.
00:54:02.880 --> 00:54:09.760
So um, like I'm not gonna feel like I need to like save you so that we have sex later.
00:54:10.079 --> 00:54:12.079
Um I'm offended.
00:54:12.320 --> 00:54:14.639
Yeah, so let's see if we survive the cops.
00:54:14.800 --> 00:54:16.079
I'm gonna roll for me first.
00:54:16.239 --> 00:54:20.079
So my constitution is higher, you guys are both 50, I'm at an 80.
00:54:22.559 --> 00:54:26.320
So I don't get away from the cops.
00:54:26.639 --> 00:54:27.519
Oh no.
00:54:28.559 --> 00:54:30.719
I guess the question is if I get shot or not.
00:54:30.880 --> 00:54:31.920
Yeah, so how does that work?
00:54:32.239 --> 00:54:35.519
Okay, so Randy also doesn't get away from the cops.
00:54:35.679 --> 00:54:43.599
Oh no! Yeah, and Kansas critical fails again.
00:54:43.840 --> 00:54:44.639
Oh my god.
00:54:44.800 --> 00:54:45.599
Oh, this is the same thing.
00:54:45.760 --> 00:54:49.519
So it's it's because it's a critical fail, it's a 100.
00:54:49.679 --> 00:54:51.360
I'm gonna say you got shot.
00:54:51.599 --> 00:54:52.480
Oh my gosh.
00:54:52.719 --> 00:54:53.840
She probably tripped over.
00:54:54.320 --> 00:54:57.199
I probably handed them the gun that shot me.
00:55:00.400 --> 00:55:02.880
Two critical fails in a row, man.
00:55:03.119 --> 00:55:05.599
The R and G is not in your favor tonight.
00:55:06.159 --> 00:55:07.360
It's a rough day.
00:55:08.800 --> 00:55:14.320
So weirdly, me and Randy both get taken by the cops, right?
00:55:15.360 --> 00:55:18.719
Now, Randy has the watch, right?
00:55:19.519 --> 00:55:21.039
But you don't know how to use it.
00:55:21.280 --> 00:55:25.519
But the watch can open up that can open up the little the little hole.
00:55:25.840 --> 00:55:27.039
The hole in the floor.
00:55:27.280 --> 00:55:29.840
So, like, ooh, how do we want to play this?
00:55:30.079 --> 00:55:34.000
Well, it's an accident when they opened the hole in the floor.
00:55:34.239 --> 00:55:35.760
It was an accident, yes.
00:55:36.000 --> 00:55:39.360
If we're both if we're all taken in the raid, right?
00:55:39.920 --> 00:55:41.039
Kansas is dead.
00:55:41.440 --> 00:55:42.639
Kansas is dead, yeah.
00:55:42.719 --> 00:55:45.039
I'm just blading out in the corner, don't mind me.
00:55:45.360 --> 00:55:46.559
Oh my god, Kansas.
00:55:46.719 --> 00:55:47.760
It happened so fast.
00:55:48.000 --> 00:55:50.000
We didn't even have time to betray us.
00:55:50.559 --> 00:55:56.480
Um, we didn't even have time to drink, have some drinks and hook up later and have our nice conversation.
00:55:57.119 --> 00:56:00.320
No, we didn't have enough time to get to know each other.
00:56:00.559 --> 00:56:00.960
Yeah.
00:56:01.280 --> 00:56:04.320
And me looking into your deep blue eyes and just getting it.
00:56:04.559 --> 00:56:06.800
Yeah, my alien sparkly eyes.
00:56:07.679 --> 00:56:13.119
So we're coming out of this, like clearly the aliens know that we are the raid people, right?
00:56:13.440 --> 00:56:15.360
Now, Gilbert was there.
00:56:15.920 --> 00:56:19.199
Does he take the deal after this raid?
00:56:19.519 --> 00:56:19.920
Right?
00:56:20.159 --> 00:56:25.920
Because if that's the case, then we have a chance to take that deal and still infiltrate.
00:56:26.079 --> 00:56:30.800
I mean, we can just say it happens, and we don't actually know in the movie when he turncoats.
00:56:32.159 --> 00:56:32.800
That's true.
00:56:33.039 --> 00:56:36.480
We just know he's back there, and that is Gilbert for sure, right?
00:56:36.559 --> 00:56:40.639
I I I in the back of my head they run into him, and I'm like, who is this person?
00:56:40.800 --> 00:56:46.960
And I'm like, it's um, I don't remember his name, but he was the guy, the guy's guy running the church, right?
00:56:47.119 --> 00:56:47.840
Yeah, okay.
00:56:47.920 --> 00:56:48.480
So it was Gilbert.
00:56:48.559 --> 00:56:48.960
I'm pretty sure.
00:56:49.360 --> 00:56:50.320
Yeah, that was Gilbert.
00:56:50.559 --> 00:56:50.960
Yeah, yeah.
00:56:51.119 --> 00:56:54.639
I just couldn't just check it because I feel crazy.
00:56:55.199 --> 00:56:56.400
No, I thought the same thing.
00:56:56.480 --> 00:57:00.000
I was like, Wait, so upon the second rewatch, I was like, Oh, that's the guy.
00:57:00.159 --> 00:57:00.880
Okay, okay, good.
00:57:00.960 --> 00:57:02.400
I feel I feel validated.
00:57:02.559 --> 00:57:04.800
So if we get captured, we didn't die.
00:57:05.280 --> 00:57:06.079
Kansas.
00:57:06.320 --> 00:57:07.280
Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:57:07.599 --> 00:57:08.800
RIP myself.
00:57:09.360 --> 00:57:10.079
We didn't die.
00:57:10.239 --> 00:57:20.639
We still have a chance to sabotage the station by agreeing to go along with the aliens if we're smart enough to make that decision.
00:57:20.960 --> 00:57:21.760
You know what I mean?
00:57:23.119 --> 00:57:27.199
And we could like eye each other and be like, okay, let's let's infiltrate.
00:57:27.440 --> 00:57:27.840
Oh, yeah.
00:57:28.480 --> 00:57:35.519
You know how women like open their eyes, women have that like secret language, yeah, the facial expression.
00:57:36.480 --> 00:57:38.159
Let's see, what would that be?
00:57:38.480 --> 00:57:41.039
I'm gonna I'm gonna make this a willpower role.
00:57:41.280 --> 00:57:48.800
Like, do we like compromise and work with the aliens for a little bit to like infiltrate?
00:57:48.960 --> 00:57:52.079
Or are we like, I am never working with the aliens?
00:57:52.480 --> 00:57:59.119
See, I think that intelligence-wise, in order to to infiltrate, we would have to.
00:57:59.360 --> 00:58:02.559
Otherwise, we don't have a chance of blowing up the station.
00:58:02.800 --> 00:58:05.519
Well, maybe for you it's intelligence, maybe for me it's willpower.
00:58:05.760 --> 00:58:10.960
Do I have like the willpower to keep going with this like revolution?
00:58:11.119 --> 00:58:18.559
Or am I just going to be like, I need to preserve myself, let me just go back to my life, and I promise you'll never see me again.
00:58:19.519 --> 00:58:21.360
No, I don't think you would do that.
00:58:21.599 --> 00:58:23.760
Oh, it really depends because I have a kid.
00:58:24.239 --> 00:58:25.199
Do I have a kid?
00:58:25.840 --> 00:58:28.559
Yeah, I've already gone too far.
00:58:28.639 --> 00:58:38.639
Like having a kid, real this is why this is why politicians that want to control you say you need to have big families because it really does stop you from like putting yourself in dangerous places like that.
00:58:38.880 --> 00:58:42.079
Because they're gonna let you go if you keep your mouth shut and move on.
00:58:42.239 --> 00:58:47.280
Yeah, they need you to keep the economy rolling, and if they kill too many of us, like it's gonna be suspicious.
00:58:47.440 --> 00:58:49.440
Don't be at least that's that's the vibe I get.
00:58:50.079 --> 00:58:52.400
Do aliens use toilet paper?
00:58:52.719 --> 00:58:54.000
That's a great question.
00:58:54.320 --> 00:59:01.039
No, they I mean they have sex with us, so they have to have the same holes, right?
00:59:01.360 --> 00:59:03.840
They have the days, yeah.
00:59:04.159 --> 00:59:08.000
They're they're advanced, they're an advanced civilization.
00:59:10.960 --> 00:59:18.800
All right, so Randy, I'm gonna make this intelligence because it feels like more Frank was the intelligent one anyway, so it feels like more of a rational decision.
00:59:18.880 --> 00:59:20.960
I'm gonna say for me it's an emotional decision.
00:59:21.199 --> 00:59:22.480
Okay, yeah, that makes sense.
00:59:22.639 --> 00:59:30.000
Yeah, so um your intelligence is very high, so this will hopefully not be um a fail.
00:59:30.239 --> 00:59:33.039
If you succeed, we join you join the aliens.
00:59:33.199 --> 00:59:36.639
I feel like if you decided that, you could probably convince me.
00:59:36.719 --> 00:59:40.480
So okay, you fail.
00:59:40.719 --> 00:59:44.960
Oh I have to I have to succeed, and maybe I can convince you.
00:59:45.039 --> 00:59:49.920
I think this is kind of like the beginning where I had us both roll, and if one of us wins, we can convince the other one.
00:59:50.159 --> 00:59:52.159
So I'll roll for myself.
00:59:52.480 --> 00:59:54.559
Uh, my willpower is lower.
00:59:54.719 --> 00:59:56.400
Uh, mine's only at 60.
00:59:56.559 --> 00:59:58.880
So um let's let's see.
00:59:59.519 --> 01:00:00.480
We both fail.
01:00:00.639 --> 01:00:01.599
We're both too scared.
01:00:01.760 --> 01:00:03.039
We're like, we've gone too far.
01:00:03.199 --> 01:00:07.840
You've got kids, you don't want to put yourself in harm's way because you know you have kids, right?
01:00:08.000 --> 01:00:09.199
In the movie, yeah.
01:00:09.360 --> 01:00:12.000
You're doing this for your your husband and your children.
01:00:12.880 --> 01:00:18.000
I I have no attachments, but it's like, well, maybe I just need to go with the system, they're clearly too strong.
01:00:18.079 --> 01:00:20.480
We've gotten caught, like, this is too much.
01:00:20.639 --> 01:00:21.920
Weirdly, we survive.
01:00:22.159 --> 01:00:23.199
Is it really living?
01:00:23.360 --> 01:00:24.000
Is it living?
01:00:24.079 --> 01:00:28.480
It's it's like the midsummer ending, like, yeah, you're alive, but you're in a cult now.
01:00:28.639 --> 01:00:33.920
Yeah, this one is yeah, you're alive, but you have to be subservient to the aliens.
01:00:34.079 --> 01:00:35.199
Yeah, yay.
01:00:35.519 --> 01:00:43.360
I don't feel good about this, I don't either, but but it also feels very much like today.
01:00:43.679 --> 01:00:49.360
Like, I it once and that's how we come to where we are today in 2026.
01:00:50.480 --> 01:01:03.519
Listen, as much as much as I'd love to think that I'm the type of person that is going to be in on those protests, like I've been uh with my YouTube channel that I've uh I work for um extra history.
01:01:03.679 --> 01:01:09.679
We've been doing um, I just did a series on Kent State massacres, and that's all about protesting the government.
01:01:10.639 --> 01:01:18.719
And I would love to think I think when I was younger, I would do it, but now today I have to think about am I gonna end up in jail?
01:01:18.880 --> 01:01:20.320
What's gonna happen to my kid?
01:01:20.559 --> 01:01:28.880
What's like there's more at stake, more there's a lot at stake, and I have a lot of responsibility, and it's like, do I want to take that risk?
01:01:29.039 --> 01:01:38.960
And the answer is unfortunately, I don't, but there's so much you do already, like in other aspects, too.
01:01:39.440 --> 01:01:55.440
I I know, but it's again like yeah, they really do a good job of keeping you down, and I think that's a really uh important thing to recognize that as much as I would like to believe that I would be a part of the resistance.
01:01:55.679 --> 01:02:01.360
I think the outcome of this episode is actually pretty accurate.
01:02:01.519 --> 01:02:07.679
I think I would start to try, and then once real consequences hit, I'd be like, I don't know if I can continue.
01:02:07.840 --> 01:02:12.639
Like maybe once my daughter's older, maybe I'd be more brave.
01:02:13.360 --> 01:02:20.000
But I think right now I'm I'm not as brave as I'd like to think I am, and that's just truth.
01:02:20.639 --> 01:02:21.920
That kind of sucks.
01:02:22.320 --> 01:02:24.159
So the government wins, I guess.
01:02:24.320 --> 01:02:25.199
The aliens win.
01:02:25.440 --> 01:02:26.400
The aliens win.
01:02:26.559 --> 01:02:27.360
The aliens win.
01:02:27.519 --> 01:02:30.320
So does that mean that you're both final girls?
01:02:30.639 --> 01:02:32.239
Yeah, but we don't like it.
01:02:32.559 --> 01:02:34.559
Yeah, we're we're not happy about it.
01:02:34.719 --> 01:02:35.679
We're not happy about it.
01:02:35.840 --> 01:02:39.199
However, the ending of the movie.
01:02:39.519 --> 01:02:41.199
So good, so good.
01:02:41.360 --> 01:02:49.599
He used his final moments to shoot Holly and give the give the bird great flip.
01:02:49.760 --> 01:02:50.800
Yeah, yeah.
01:02:51.039 --> 01:02:54.800
So stick it to the gameful middle finger up as he dies.
01:02:57.599 --> 01:02:59.599
He's all out of bubblegum.
01:03:00.079 --> 01:03:01.760
He's all out of bubblegum.
01:03:02.000 --> 01:03:04.000
The whole ending of that movie was so good.
01:03:04.159 --> 01:03:10.639
When they got down there into the into like the banquet hall area, which is like nobody questioned them being there.
01:03:11.199 --> 01:03:12.320
Yeah, that's what I was like, what?
01:03:12.400 --> 01:03:15.280
How is nobody nobody's even like again?
01:03:15.360 --> 01:03:22.000
They have all the power and all the like, so they're not, but even like uh they're not like a little bit, hey, what are these guys doing here?
01:03:22.159 --> 01:03:27.440
Yeah, like I guess they just showed, oh, all right, they should have been wandering in all night, who knows?
01:03:27.599 --> 01:03:32.559
You know, people more people are joining, it's just par for the course at that point, yeah.
01:03:32.800 --> 01:04:09.519
Which is like that's where we learn that these aliens don't care about us at all, and then they're just like these humans who are like, Well, they've got it all anyway, we're gonna take a piece of the pie, which again is very political, very true to today, where you have people at the top clearly don't care about the planet, and they are promising power and money to other people who can help them take all that power and also keep screwing over the rest of us humans, so even though they have everything and more, yeah, still not enough, never enough enough.
01:04:09.760 --> 01:04:25.360
It's uh pretty disheartening to think that this movie was what 35 years ago now, almost 40, and yeah, we are, yeah, we are some things never change, unfortunately.
01:04:25.599 --> 01:04:26.800
They never change.
01:04:27.119 --> 01:04:32.079
Uh, the fun part was them going through the TV station, meet up with Holly.
01:04:32.159 --> 01:04:35.360
Holly turns out she's a turncoat, she's working for the aliens.
01:04:35.519 --> 01:04:38.400
I knew it! I knew it, I never trusted her.
01:04:38.639 --> 01:04:41.440
Frank had the most unceremonious murder.
01:04:41.599 --> 01:04:46.559
She's just like just walks up behind him, pops him in the head, and we don't even see it.
01:04:46.800 --> 01:04:49.360
No, and then he's just like, Hey, where's Frank?
01:04:49.519 --> 01:04:50.320
You bring Frank?
01:04:50.559 --> 01:04:52.960
Yeah, I already killed Frank.
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What I like that he had the hidden up his sleeve gun.
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That was nice.
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Yeah, he was prepared.
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He was prepared, yeah, and then it's just like some sort of cathode ray or something, some sort of TV tube ray in the thing that he had to shoot.
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So easy.
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A bird could have flown into it at any time and cut the feed.
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The sound effects for this movie were great, they really were, yeah.
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Like the all the punching and just the random sounds, I loved it.
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It was so such a good movie, yeah.
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Like Roddy, amazing casting choice.
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Listening to Keith David, I could listen to Keith David all day.
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And Holly Thompson was amazing.
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She was really good at what at her role, like she was she was perfectly cast.
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Um, in the years since this movie, uh, neo-Nazi and white supremacist groups have appropriated it, uh reinterpreting its story as a metaphor for anti-Semitic conspiracy theories.
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But John Carpenter has rejected this interpretation.
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Thank this movie is about yuppies and capitalism.
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Yes, like clearly, yeah, but I mean, yeah, sure, they're gonna throw whatever twist they want on it because Nazis.
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This is why we can't have nice things.
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Uh well, girls, uh, this has been fun.
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I'm a little worried that the aliens might be catching on to us, so I think we should start wrapping up.
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Oh no, yeah, um, the aliens are coming.
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We've been talking like some pretty hardcore against Amazon, so I just want to make sure that like, but I my signal should be secure, so I'm not too worried about it.
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Um, I'm a little sad that me and Randy have been we're final girls, uh, but we're not proud of it.
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And uh I'm I think Kansas is is the better winner because she at least died during during the revolution.
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I tried, I tried my best, and then I think then it ended up chickening out, so yeah, yeah, unfortunate.
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Did you hold on?
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I think I hear something.
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What is that noise?
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What was it?
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Oh shit, shh.
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I think I know where the signal is coming from.
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Oh shit, guys, they're here, they're here.
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I gotta, I gotta get going.
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I gotta get going.
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I gotta shut this down.
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Yeah, we've said it's been great.
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I I'll just catch you guys later.
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Okay.
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Um we'll see you next time.
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Thanks, campers.
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Until next time.
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Okay, okay.
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I gotta get I gotta get out of here.
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We gotta go.
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We gotta go.
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Yeah, bye.
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I gotta go, bye! See ya! Hey all, Ali Artome here.
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I just want to thank everyone for listening to this week's episode of Sleepy Hag Survival Camp.
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