Selena

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Ha.
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What a wonderful phrase.
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Get it.
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Get it.
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Ha.
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Mm-hmm.
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Ain't no for the rest of your days.
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Yes.
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Sang a kid.
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It's a problem.
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Free philosophy.
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Una.
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We've definitely sang this on the pod.
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Yeah, we definitely have.
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But it's okay.
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Run it back, run it back, run it back, run.
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I mean, at this point we're in almost three years, 108.
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No one's gonna be like, Hey, do you know in episode 62, whatever it was, you know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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Like Lizzie McGuire, you are a song singing repeater.
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Oh, that was pretty good.
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Thank you.
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If you know, you know, on that joke.
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Yeah, I would hope you do.
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I love you.
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List this call.
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You must know.
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You've seen the clip of Hillary def solving homophobia?
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No.
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Oh, when you say gay No.
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What does she say?
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Shit, you guys know what I'm talking about.
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Ready?
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Let me play it.
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Thank you.
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Because we must know.
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Hillary Duff gay.
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It popped up immediately.
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Like to stop So gay.
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Really?
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Yeah.
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It's totally gay.
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You know, you really shouldn't say that.
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Say what?
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We'll say that something's gay.
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When you mean it's bad, it's insulting.
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What if every time something was bad everybody said, oh, that's so girl wearing a skirt as a top.
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Oh, burn.
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Those are cute jeans though.
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When you say that's so gay, do you realize what you say?
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Knock it off.
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Do you like to knock it off?
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And that is how Hillary Duff ended all homophobia and the world is right.
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Also Happy Pride sleigh.
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Best month of the year.
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Pride month.
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Bitches.
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Let's do this.
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Live your life.
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Get your pussies out.
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My pussy's out.
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It's always out.
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No, yeah.
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You're, you don't, we're always have our pussies out and ready.
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Yours is a little bit more at attention than mine.
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You, because you physically like, uh, we you mean that to me mentally?
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Yeah.
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Mentally.
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I'm always ready to pussy pop.
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I mean, you physically and quite literally whip your pussy out when I see, yeah, she, she can tell the weather.
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She can tell you.
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She knows she's the first to know who mix the finger and puts it to the sky.
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She's the first to know when it's raining, there's a 30% chance it's already raining.
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Oh, how are you?
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I'm alive.
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You know, I, I do, I am aware.
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I'm like, fine.
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You know?
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Okay.
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That's good.
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Yeah.
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No, no.
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Oh my God, you just reminded me.
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I was trying to think of bad things that have happened to me.
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Oh my God.
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Lemme tell you last week.
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Oh, I'm driving down Morrissey Boulevard, which, oh, brutal.
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So it's like, it's giving like route one kind of like, I would say like, if you're not from here, explain that.
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It's like when you get off the highway before you get to like your neck of the woods, it's kind of like a four lane highway situation.
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It's a mini highway.
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Yeah.
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It's a mini highway.
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It's constantly congested.
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Correct.
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And there is a rotary at the beginning and the end of it.
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Yeah.
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So it's really not sleigh, especially during the rush.
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Hour.
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Hour, it's horrific to drive through.
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It's during rush hour, it's, and not for nothing.
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When you're coming from the highway, sometimes you're going a little bit fast'cause you're going from the highway to another highway, whatever.
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It's right across from like UMass Boston.
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And so I was on the way home from work, so excited.
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I don't see a car in sight.
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And then I obviously when I get up more, like, there's obviously a lot more cars, but, oh, you weren't going towards Southie, you're going towards I went home.
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Yeah.
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Going towards Cy.
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Oh, so you're going to Quincy.
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So I was like, oh, cool.
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Like not congested.
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Today we're slaying.
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I was going like 50, 50 ish, like, no, nothing crazy.
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50 55.
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I can do that on a side road.
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Colleen.
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I already hate this story.
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That's, I was going with traffic.
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I was literally going with traffic.
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How long me, you got pulled over.
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So I constantly go by, a cop lights me up to the point where I genuinely was like, no, he's not coming for me right now.
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Like, there's no, like I was, you couldn't be me.
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I wasn't in the left lane.
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I was in the middle lane.
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I was going with traffic.
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Oh, that's crazy.
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So that's why I was like, wait, what?
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I know when I'm speeding.
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And I'm like, oh fuck.
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Like I know.
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Yeah.
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I'm not dumb.
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Yeah.
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You're aware.
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You're aware.
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Yeah.
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I'm so aware that I'm not a good driver.
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I'm so aware when I'm speeding.
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Like I'm not, I'm not dumb.
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So then I was I to the point where I was like, oh shit, like mans is coming for me, picks me, choose me.
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I pull over.
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He is, I have never been more shook it to my core at a a mean police officer.
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Like, not even mean to the point where he said things that were mean.
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He wouldn't even look at me.
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And when he did, it was in such disgust and to the point where I was like, uh, uh, I was shook to my core.
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He pulls over and he was like, oh, you're being like, I go, I go to say hi, how are you?
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And he immediately is like, you're being recorded, blah, blah, blah.
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Like the usual shit that he does, he's fully tatted.
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Doesn't even make eye contact with me.
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And I was like, ready to have a full conversation and be like, hello, how's your day going?
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Like,'cause I don't know, you're raised to just be nice to like authority figures and police officers.
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Like I was shook it.
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I, yeah.
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And then he just like grab snags, my license outta my hand and my registration and I'm going to be like, oh, I didn't even know I was speeding.
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I didn't know I was speeding.
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I had no idea.
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And then he says, he didn't say, why do you think I'm pulling you over sometimes?
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No, nothing.
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Just like give it to me.
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Like so rude.
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Looked at me like this, you guys can't see me.
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But it's like a look of disgust, disgust, disgust, disgust.
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And I guess the speed limit is on that road.
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35.
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That's fucking insane.
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I would argue that's, I would argue, I would argue that the speed limit is what it is, right?
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If you are going with traffic exactly, and you break, you're actually causing more of a disturbance than if you were following the law.
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I was quite literally going with traffic, so that's why I was like confused.
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So he comes back and as he's throwing it through, the window goes, you have 20 days to pay or see me in court.
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$300.
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Oh, 300,$300.
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I was, and I literally look, oh my God, Colleen.
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No.
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So you know how I am.
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I was like, oh, thank you.
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Like I have never had a speeding ticket ever, never been driving for what?
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Over a decade.
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Like never wants a speeding ticket.
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I don't have anything on my record at all.
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Like, hello, give a girl some grace.
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Jesus Christ.
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She's going 50 miles per hour, maybe 20 over the wheels.
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2020.
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Wow.
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Who pissed in his fucking Cheerios.
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I did absolutely nothing wrong.
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Not even kidding.
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So I called my state trooper friend and was like, help girl out, please.
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Like, how, what am I doing?
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He goes, request the court hearing.
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I'll take care of it.
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So it's fine.
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I was gonna say, I peel it like absurd.
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He literally goes, what a narc.
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I'm like, thank you.
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But I have never, especially until words like not to like play that card, but like towards a woman, like you just were, he was so disgusted by me that I was like, horrified.
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I dunno, I've just never been treated that way by.
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Yeah.
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It's not like you threw a beer bottle out the window.
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I like get mad when like.
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People aren't nice to me.
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Like not, you know what I'm saying?
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Like someone like over the phone deserve.
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I've never had a teacher or like a parent or like anyone that's of a higher authority ever treat me like that, ever.
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I literally was like, oh, what have I done wrong?
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I hated it.
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Hated it.
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Hated every mind of it.
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Undeserving.
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Yeah.
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That's all.
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I just had a lift off, off my chest.
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Fair enough.
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I had a hotdog today.
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You told me that.
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I, I wanted to share it with everybody also.
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Hi everyone.
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Oh my God.
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Hey, sorry.
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We never just welcome.
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Welcome to this week's episode of SIP with the Shannons.
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Sorry I was so burdened.
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It's okay.
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This is a biweekly PO podcast.
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It's where every other week we sit down, we, oh wait, we're cousins.
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Wow.
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We are off to a very weird start, but we we're having a weird day.
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We're having a weird day.
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We're cousins and every other week we sit down, we sip on some wine, we talk some shit.
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We have a good giggle.
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I'm Bridget Shannon.
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And I'm Colleen Shannon.
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That's really shitty.
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Okay.
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You had a hot dog.
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This makes up for it a little bit.
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It did.
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Tell us about the hot dog.
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It did perk up my hot dog.
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I got a Trader.
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Joe's thought it was healthy, had one midday.
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Everybody needs a good midday DC or a midday hot dog.
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I agree.
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No notes when I'm president.
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That is what I will, people get siestas, we get midday hotdogs in dcs.
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I just feel as though, and I've said this to you, if I'm not hurting anyone and I just want something in that moment that I don't do all the time, that has no repercussions, I'm just not feeling bad about it anymore.
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I just, like the Catholic guilt thing is so old to me.
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What are we feeling bad over?
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I dunno.
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Quite honestly, I dunno, what's the point?
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Had a hot dog.
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You were trained this way midday.
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That was delicious.
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That hit the spot and we keep it moving.
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Now, if you did that every day in a row for a year, I'd go, Hey Colleen, your arteries are calling.
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Dan Chan's calling you.
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It's Dan.
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Sex is calling and he wants you to know that he sees your future and it is dark, it's grim.
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He did it one time in the middle of the day.
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Pop off.
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Pop off, queen.
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It was a six pack and it was the last one.
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I will say, you know what, we're just gonna cheers.
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We're gonna ignore that last part.
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And it might have been two hot dogs.
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Just one isn't enough by my original statement.
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It's fine.
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I'm fine.
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Everything's fine.
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I ate McDonald's in bed the other day and I felt bad about it.
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And I said, why?
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Why would I feel bad about this?
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This is exactly what I needed and wanted.
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This is why being an adult rock sometimes, because you can eat, you can plate your McDonald's, bring all the condiments to bed, lay the towel down and eat your McDonald's in bed while you watch true crime.
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You don't even need to put the towel down.
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Like who says, oh, I did put the towel down.
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Who cares?
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No, I'm just saying like, you wanna get crazy?
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I just wash my sheets and I just didn't want them to get No, I'm just saying if you wanna get crazy, it's something.
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Oh yeah, no, for sure.
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For sure, for sure.
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Who cares?
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Who's watching?
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Who fucking cares?
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We're all on a floating rock That's kind of on fire.
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Just have the fucking McDonald's in your bed.
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Have the two hot dogs in the middle of the day.
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No notes.
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I've been very wholesome lately.
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Okay.
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Do you want to tell us more about that?
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I went on a hike.
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Oh, I saw a deer.
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It was really close to me.
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That was unlike me.
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A a deer.
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A deer.
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Yeah.
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It was really close.
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They were like, would you sing Snow White?
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And they come crawling out to you?
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Uh, no.
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But Mans was trying to feed it and I was like, that's just give that one up.
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Yeah.
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We, we can't be Yeah.
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Males.
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Oh.
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Oh.
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We did get lost.
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And I kept saying we were like Lewis and Clark.
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He didn't really like that that much.
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And then I kept saying I was Sia.
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Okay.
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You are the furthest thing from Sa Julia.
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Respect.
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Fine.
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He was Lewis and I was Clark.
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I mean, you're not wrong.
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It's fine.
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And I kept saying like, Clark is bored.
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No, you can't, you can't refer to yourself in the third person of the nickname you made up.
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That's even worse.
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He was like, stop.
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'cause he had to pee.
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And I was like, oh, are you gonna be pee shy?
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Like, do you want me to sing?
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And then he was like, no, that'll make it worse.
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Well, what did you say?
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And I was singing the colors of the wind, Ian.
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It just felt like it fit the vibe.
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This man, I can't wait to meet him, kept saying Louis and Clark, look.
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Oh my god, Colleen.
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It was so funny.
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Okay, maybe I had to be there, but it was really funny.
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No, it's very funny.
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I sat in the sun, I grilled outside.
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I went through all my clothes.
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I did a deep purge.
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I threw out, not threw out.
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It was time.
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Five trash bags.
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Oh, I gave four to my coworker.
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Four to my coworker.
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Five I threw away.
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Wow.
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Yes.
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She's a whole new bitch.
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Truly good for you.
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How many shoes?
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None.
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We don't touch the shoes.
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You are insane.
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I did a little while throw some of them out, but that was because Fiona couldn't look at my stash anymore.
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And she went through'em and was like, these are the ones I think you need to throw away.
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So all the shoes stayed.
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The shoes have stayed, but all the clothes that are X-X-X-X-L, they went.
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Yeah, they went.
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It was time.
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It was time.
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It was time.
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They're on to greener pastures, landfills.
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I don't know where they went.
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No.
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You're helping someone give away your, you by giving away your clothes.
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You're right.
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The day has come for me.
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You always said would come, but then I would be like, no, I would never.
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I was out on sat this past Saturday.
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I forget.
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I don't even remember all the things that I have that happened to me.
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By the way, don't, are not in the correct span of time at all.
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The past two weeks have ConEd.
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No, that's okay.
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You don't have to go chronological for us to get it.
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I was at Loco I think on Saturday and I was just like, we were, I was in there and I was like, you know, and like we went to Lolita before, so like I was, I love a drink with the girlies, love the outdoor vibes.
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And we were in there and we went to the back lounge and I was like, this just isn't it at the moment?
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Like the music?
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Sure.
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The people Fuck no, the heat.
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Fuck no, no, no, no, no, I don't wanna be here.
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The answer is no.
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Yeah, I would love to be at home with calzone right now.
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That's correct.
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So I never thought this day would happen to me, but I was like, no, I'm good.
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I have no FOMO from the situation.
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Isn't that so funny when that happens and it wasn't late and I was like, I'm ready for bed.
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I'll never forget the moment.
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I was 23 and I was at a nightclub and I was jumping up and down, singing, screaming, dancing, surrounded by humans in the packed bar, sweating, sweating, and thinking to myself, this is the best.
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I will never get sick of this.
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Fast forward like three years.
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And I was like, do they have parking?
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Is there a place for me to sit down?
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Is it so packed that I fear if a fire alarm went off, we would trample one another and do I have to stand in the line and pay a cover?
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Because if any of those, do you know what I mean?
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Like there's no, there's a bathroom line, I'm out, there's a form.
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Certain boxes have to be ticked.
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And if other boxes are ticked, I'm not going.
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Yeah, no, I I will, you'll find me in the bar going, mother needs a patch.
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You do it all the time outside of the bar.
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No, I like, I mother needs a patch.
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If there is no perch, she's not happy.
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Mother needs a patch.
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Needs her patch.
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There are people with free Karen Reed t-shirts on in Loco.
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There were what people wearing?
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Free Karen Reed shirts.
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T-shirts in lo inside of Loco.
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Yeah.
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So people are not, okay.
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Yeah.
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One of the most famous RuPaul drag race drag queens.
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She's from Boston.
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Her name is Plain Jane.
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Mm-hmm.
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And they do like a pit, they call it pit stop.
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And they basically bring on a queen and they like discuss the last episode.
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It's like a talk show almost about the current season.
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Are you telling me she, Karen Reid on in Plain Jane came on to set and it says, free Karen Reid and like Bedazzled.
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'cause she's a Boston drag.
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That's crazy.
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And it's on like a global network.
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Like it's all over TikTok and it just says free C.
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That's crazy.
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I'm gonna look it up.
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Also, Joey Kamasa weird, obsessed.
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I was speaking to her via FaceTime.
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No, he's obsessed.
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He's leaving out and about I know, I saw that he's leaving Bar Stool.
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I saw that.
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How did we feel about that?
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End of an era?
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It, I kind of saw it coming.
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Like when I saw it, I went, oh my God.
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And then I was like, you know what?
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That makes sense.
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Good for him though.
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Yeah.
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Good for him.
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Pop the fuck up.
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Pat.
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Pat will be fine.
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Yeah, no, he'll be fine.
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Pat's gonna stare at Bar Stool and do something.
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I just, the combo of them, of like Nana and Trish is Yeah.
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You need like a, a buff.
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Do we?
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And they do good together.
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Oh, do they?
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Yeah.
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It's almost like you just need someone else.
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Yeah.
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So like I'm saying, you would crush and burn without me and I would crush.
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I'm kidding.
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And I would, I would crush and burn without you.
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Okay.
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Like what would I talk about right now?
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It would be your notes app and it would be a stream of consciousness with no end.
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But there are people out there, Colleen, that follow you.
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You would thrive.
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Truly.
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That's not true.
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No.
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Stop saying that.
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I confidently think that.
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I think that you would have like a sleigh talk show.
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Thank you.
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But knock it off.
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No, I'm just saying there is no May without.
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Yeah.
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That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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Oh, stop.
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Get a grip.
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That's so nice.
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I hate you.
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We're just some Patco the three year anniversary of Spence's death.
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You're, you're dead dog.
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Yeah.
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My sole dog all of your life.
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That's all.
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Just thought I would share that today.
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No, it was his last week.
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How are you feeling?
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I was, I'm fine.
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Did you go through your snap memories and get real sad?
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Yeah.
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Just missed that little fucker.
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Yeah.
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I haven't found joy since him.
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You sent a picture though, and it was like, he's ugly.
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Three years and one month ago and I was like, oh sir.
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Oh my goodness.
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When I was having to flick him awake.
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Yes.
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The poor thing.
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He wouldn't know when I got home.
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I'd have to go wake him up and tap on his forehead for like at least 10 seconds.
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And then he'd be like, and when he would realize, he'd be like, oh.
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Oh my God.
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The poor thing lived a long, long life, but we lived to 18.
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We, we miss him are off the rip.
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He's my mascot forever.
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The other dog that, uh, I bought my parents sucks.
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In comparison, we bring back Spencer.
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I'm not kidding.
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I told mans I wanna be taxidermied and if that's not possible, I will be buried, obviously.
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But I want, I he has to.
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I told Fiona, but in case Fiona can't handle it, he has to dig up Spencer.
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Someone has to dig up Spencer.
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I will dig him up.
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Okay.
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And put my bear hands and put him with me hands and put him with me.
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Yep.
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Done.
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That's all.
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Jason, I was supposed to go to Jason Aldean, he fucking canceled.
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Oh dude.
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That was such a shit show.
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And Shakira, I, that's also like the second or third time Shakira's had to reschedule that, so that's really annoying.
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But also like what the, the stage collapsed at Fenway.
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Yeah.
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They had like a rigging error or something.
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I don't really know, but all I know is I would be okay if they rescheduled and said they canceled fully with no reschedule.
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Opton not happy about it.
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Noel's happy.
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Yeah.
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I'm not ideal.
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And you love yourself a outdoor country concert in the summer?
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Yeah, I was ready to pop my fucking pussy.
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Oh, other?
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No.
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Did you go out anyway?
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Yes.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Other note, I went to Boston calling, did we talk about this in the last time?
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No.
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Oh yeah.
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So this is, this was before that.
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How was that?
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I went to Boston calling not like the whole three day thing.
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I just went for the first day with Erin because Meg Marone and Luke Holmes were headlining.
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Oh my goodness.
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You guys the they can out body do no fucking wrong.
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Also, I'm cursed every single country concert.
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Erin and I go to Downpours every single one.
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I'm not joking.
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I was gonna say, I feel like the one at Gillette was the worst.
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Yes.
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I bought tickets to go the next day because I was so pissed about it.
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And then Jason Aldean was also that other time I went to Jason Aldean torrential downpour.
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I've not experienced rain like that in years.
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You have to go to the garden.
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Like you just have to start doing indoor venues.
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You, but they don't fucking, can't fucking even goes to the garden.
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Yeah, that's true.
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That's true.
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Yeah.
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So we're gonna give it a whirl again.
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I'm going to, I might go to Russell Dickerson on Saturday.
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I haven't decided yet.
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If not, Chris Stapleton.
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So let's hope for the best.
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Yeah, because it's actually, I will have my fingers and toes crossed.
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When is it?
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Like what month?
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July?
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Uh, uh, June.
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It's in like two weeks.
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Oh, well, hopefully manifesting Oh, the, the rain on the weekends is killing me.
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No, it's, you can do whatever.
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It's so annoying on corporate hours.
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You can be whatever you wanna be.
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Mother Nature.
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I support you.
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I am here for you on the mother fucking weekends.
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Get your shit together.
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We have 48 hours of peace.
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Disrespectful.
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Please give that to us.
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Thank you.
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It's downright disrespectful.
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Correct.
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Oh, I went to Lolita's before I went to Loco Mouthful.
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Oh, that's a mouthful.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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And love their back patio sleigh.
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The most like Boston thing occurred.
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Oh my God.
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What?
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So you know how you're by the water there?
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It's like kind of like a Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Very cute.
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Yeah, it's cute.
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It's like a river almost.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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And there's like a walkway before the river almost.
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It's literally the fucking, anyway, everybody knows that trap.
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The river trap.
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It's the Haba.
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It's the Haba kit.
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Yeah.
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I know.
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It's not like every cousin.
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I have no, just stupid face.
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You did that.
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He looks like the guy from SpongeBob.
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SpongeBob.
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That's like the crusty one.
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The old one.
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I remember chocolate or whatever the fuck it.
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They first invented chocolate.
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I ate it.
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That's what you just looked like.
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Great Anyw.
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Who?
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All in this order, A man rises from the table next to me.
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No jumps over.
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I'm already over it jumps over the fence.
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I'm like, what?
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I look to my left at the same time.
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Someone, you know how they're always doing rowing?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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A, a team has flipped their canoe and is swimming A rat rat.
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A rat runs by a rat.
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The size of Spencer runs by.
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He, this man is walking to go help the, the swimmers.
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They're just paddling along, carrying their kayak, treading.
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And he just like, it's nothing like just.
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Kicks the rat and it flies into the river.
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Like it's Absolutely.
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And then proceeds walking and helps the people outta the water and then comes back and jumps back over the fence.
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Two minutes, man.
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Not the, no, not, didn't even bat an eyelash was just like as if he was walking.
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Whoosh.
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And he went swimming, flying, swimming.
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Oh, my dad.
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No.
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Yeah, he went, he was, it looked like a possum flying to the air.
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Oh God.
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He went swimming with the fishes, I'll tell you.
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And there's just people paddle and in the water, just hops the fence and sits down.
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Sits down.
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Just proceeds to drink his margarita.
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Incredible.
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No, no.
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It's incredible work.
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And we built this city that was so funny, Colleen.
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My last note is, did you know that there's an ice cream place in Medford called Coleen's?
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And it's so cute.
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Yes.
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And it's so cute.
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Yeah.
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It has a neon sign out the front.
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Yeah.
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I walked there the other night.
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It's terrible parking there, but if you can walk there, 10 outta 10 Yes.
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Man's lives nearby.
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So we went for a walk.
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Oh, that's so nice.
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And I said, this sign must be above my bed.
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Yeah, for sure.
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So it's a little too neon for your bed, but I, I do, we'll take a picture of it and post it.
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I don't think it's too neon.
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I just think the light would affect my sleeping.
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That's correct.
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Even with a mask.
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That's correct.
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So like it's just not functional.
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Right, right, right.
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But one day when you have like, not, you know, like dudes have like a man cave, but like you're gonna have like a walk-in closet one day.
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Oh yes.
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And like a whole area for your shuls and a whole area for your jewelry.
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And like everything is gonna be color coordinated and fabulous.
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That's gonna be in the corner of that room.
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Perfect.
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Okay.
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Thank you.
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Manifesting that for you.
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I'll, I want a little couch in there.
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I think that's, yeah.
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Somewhere you can sit down where you put your shoes on.
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She needs a patch.
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Mother needs a patch.
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Mm-hmm.
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Very fluffy.
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Very white.
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No white.
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Yes.
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I see this for you.
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White.
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No white.
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Neutrals.
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Not white.
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I thought you'd go neutral.
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Mm, yes but not white.
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Okay.
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Beige.
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Yes.
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It's so different than white.
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Huge difference.
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Huge difference.
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Yeah.
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I purposely got myself, tanner all over man's bed so that way he would learn his lesson and I said, no more white.
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Who has white who has white sheets?
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Yeah.
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I have a lot of neutral, but I like outside of that pillow, I don't have white, white sheets are criminal.
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So I purposely was like, I'm not rinsing and roller curl.
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That's not very nice.
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Well now he has base shoots or gray.
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He has gray duvet.
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Sorry, that's not say it's all I'm saying, but tell me about you.
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What's new, what's popping?
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I'm okay.
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Yeah, I'm okay.
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You look great.
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Thank you.
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She's glowing.
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She's freckly.
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She's lying too.
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I'm not doing great.
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No, I'm not.
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I'm not, I don't tell lies.
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She just smirked when she couldn't even say that with a straight face.
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I'm having a weird week.
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We don't have to talk about it.
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We don't vent about work on this podcast, but it's not been a lovely week.
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But it is work related people.
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So do not reach out and ask if someone has died.
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No.
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Has died because I know we usually jump there.
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Oh my God.
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Yeah.
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And then I posted that and people got upset thinking someone like, something horrific happened and I'm like, just practicing.
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It's fine.
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Yet, if someone has died, I will tell you, I will explicitly say someone has died.
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I promise we don't mince a lot of fucking words on this podcast.
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Work related.
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Yeah, it's just, it's, everything's fine.
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I will say, I didn't tell you the story and I have to talk about it.
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One of the most popular restaurants in the North end, which if you are not from here, is our, we would call it like a Little Italy.
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It's the best food in the city of Boston.
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In my personal opinion.
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I don't think you can go wrong.
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But my friends from college all decide to book Strega, which is one of the most popular restaurants in the North End, I would argue.
00:23:32.933 --> 00:23:35.993
And they have like a 90 minute thing, right?
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They have like a 90 minute window because it's a tiny restaurant, right?
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And it's super, super popular.
00:23:41.483 --> 00:23:48.413
So when we get there, it's my four college friends and Jill flies in from Florida and surprises us.
00:23:48.594 --> 00:23:52.193
So when we walk in, Jill is sitting at the bar, we all lose it.
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We run up to where we squeeze her, right?
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We sit down and we're catching up on life.
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Now I'm 34, right?
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And if you are my age and you don't get to see your friends all the time when you catch up, it can kind of get trauma.
00:24:04.314 --> 00:24:08.304
Dumpy, not on purpose, but like life has happened since you last saw these people.
00:24:08.513 --> 00:24:12.804
And each of us have this like big life update to share.
00:24:13.493 --> 00:24:15.564
They would not leave us alone.
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It's one of the worst dining experiences I've ever had.
00:24:19.534 --> 00:24:25.324
We had a waiter, we had someone take our drinks, we had someone give us our waters, and we had someone else deliver our food.
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And so at every given moment, someone was at the table trying to talk to us.
00:24:30.574 --> 00:24:39.493
And I just feel like, I don't know if it's just America or if it's Boston or if it's these tinier restaurants, I have not seen my girlfriends.
00:24:39.523 --> 00:24:45.074
I have not sat with them at a table, especially with Jill who doesn't live here anymore, in almost a year.
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And we are genuinely trying to talk to each other.
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This isn't like, you know, Friday night drinks, we're going to eat here and then we're gonna go out.
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Like this was our big plan for the night.
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Like if the night leaves us elsewhere, then fine.
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They were so fucking rude to the point they kicked us out of our table and they put us at a high top and they were like, we have a 90 minute.
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Fair enough.
00:25:05.144 --> 00:25:07.094
It's when you make reservation, it says that.
00:25:08.023 --> 00:25:12.703
So they move us over to a high top where they have the seats set up.
00:25:12.703 --> 00:25:15.943
So we continue having this like very deep conversation.
00:25:16.183 --> 00:25:21.374
There's a man behind me eating, standing up because they didn't have a chair for him.
00:25:21.523 --> 00:25:24.554
So I obviously, and I didn't see him at first.
00:25:24.554 --> 00:25:27.284
And I stood up to go to the bathroom and then we started talking about something.
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I went to go sit down and one of the Strega employees came up to me and said, can I use your chair?
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And I was just like, no, I'm, I literally just ordered a drink.
00:25:35.804 --> 00:25:38.473
Like I'm sitting with my, you can't have my chair.
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And then he walked away.
00:25:39.824 --> 00:25:48.104
When I turned to go to the bathroom, I saw the guy standing up with his, either his girlfriend, his wife, whoever it was, and I saw him literally forking knife to the plate.
00:25:48.104 --> 00:25:51.403
And he was like six two, leaning over, fully standing.
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And of course I gave him my chair.
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Yeah.
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I was like, yes, I'm just drinking.
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But I was just like, what?
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And then they kicked us out of the high top 20 minutes later they were like, sorry, you guys have to go.
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My brothers and sisters and people in Christ.
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I understand that this is a small restaurant.
00:26:07.679 --> 00:26:11.368
You can clearly see we are having a conversation.
00:26:11.578 --> 00:26:15.898
Give us a timestamp then go like, ladies, we are so sorry to do this.
00:26:16.169 --> 00:26:19.078
We have, this table is reserved in the next 20 minutes.
00:26:19.078 --> 00:26:20.578
I just wanted to give you a heads up.
00:26:20.699 --> 00:26:22.588
Like we ordered another round.
00:26:22.648 --> 00:26:24.689
You don't take another round from us.
00:26:24.719 --> 00:26:25.828
Yeah, you don't allow that.
00:26:25.909 --> 00:26:27.798
You will never catch me at str ever again.
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That's how bad it was.
00:26:28.638 --> 00:26:30.588
I And the food was meh.
00:26:30.828 --> 00:26:31.068
Yeah.
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It's not that good.
00:26:31.669 --> 00:26:33.439
I, that's why when you said it, I was, didn't even think of that.
00:26:33.439 --> 00:26:39.318
I went once for Erin's birthday and we had to wait outside for, with a reservation for half hour, 45 minutes.
00:26:39.409 --> 00:26:41.868
Uh, hard fucking pass on Draga in February.
00:26:41.989 --> 00:26:43.278
No, no, thank you.
00:26:43.548 --> 00:26:49.699
So we of course are now in Full Pussy pmo now that we've all trauma dumped and we've caught up and we're giggling about college times.
00:26:49.699 --> 00:26:54.019
You know, we're walking down the street and we stumble upon Hennessys as one does.
00:26:54.048 --> 00:26:58.699
You could never catch me on Hennessys on any other night, but, you know, third stop of the night.
00:26:58.729 --> 00:26:59.328
Fuck it.
00:26:59.808 --> 00:27:05.568
And so we go in and there's no one in there with this live band downstairs in a DJ upstairs, which is exactly what we wanted.
00:27:05.568 --> 00:27:06.378
No one's at the bar.
00:27:06.378 --> 00:27:07.128
It's perfect.
00:27:08.148 --> 00:27:08.989
A group of men.
00:27:09.409 --> 00:27:11.118
No, walk up to us.
00:27:11.419 --> 00:27:12.858
And a guy just starts yelling.
00:27:13.249 --> 00:27:16.368
RPS What does that mean?
00:27:16.578 --> 00:27:18.528
RPS for shots.
00:27:19.564 --> 00:27:20.554
And he looks right at me.
00:27:20.554 --> 00:27:26.763
And my friend Rosie was like, you, the disgust on your face, rock, paper, scissors, calling.
00:27:28.144 --> 00:27:35.973
Ugh, this man is in his late thirties, early forties, R-P-S-R-P-S for shots.
00:27:36.034 --> 00:27:38.969
And I go, literally, no, no, no, no.
00:27:39.349 --> 00:27:45.319
So a game starts breaking out of rock, paper, scissors, and they're all going around and it comes to me and I lose.
00:27:45.349 --> 00:27:46.609
And they're like, all right, you go buy shots.
00:27:46.609 --> 00:27:48.289
And I go, you are literally grown ass man.
00:27:48.289 --> 00:27:49.160
I'm not buying you anything.
00:27:49.309 --> 00:27:53.885
And I walked away and my girlfriends were, di Rosie was like, you roasted them all night.
00:27:53.915 --> 00:27:55.086
I'm like, you are.
00:27:56.016 --> 00:27:57.726
We were having a, a chat.
00:27:58.296 --> 00:27:59.645
So they were hitting on my friends.
00:27:59.645 --> 00:28:02.135
Turns out they are all married with children.
00:28:02.375 --> 00:28:04.746
They're on a business trip, and they're to cheat on their wives.
00:28:04.806 --> 00:28:05.766
Wedding rings on.
00:28:05.855 --> 00:28:07.385
And all into this.
00:28:07.385 --> 00:28:10.566
I say, when people are like, bridged you hate men.
00:28:10.566 --> 00:28:11.046
Why?
00:28:11.766 --> 00:28:12.726
I don't want to.
00:28:13.026 --> 00:28:15.875
This is who my friends are approached by at bars.
00:28:16.175 --> 00:28:17.826
This is us just going into a bar.
00:28:18.036 --> 00:28:20.046
Not, not, we were totally with no intent.
00:28:20.076 --> 00:28:23.945
No intent, no intent chatting with each other, just going to grab a drink.
00:28:24.125 --> 00:28:26.195
And a guy is yelling in my face, RRP s for shots.
00:28:27.006 --> 00:28:28.266
Who's 40 with children?
00:28:29.135 --> 00:28:30.066
Leave me alone.
00:28:30.066 --> 00:28:30.695
Find the wife.
00:28:30.965 --> 00:28:32.105
Find the wife.
00:28:32.256 --> 00:28:34.296
So one of them was like, no, no, no, it's open.
00:28:34.296 --> 00:28:34.715
It's open.
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I go call her, give her a call, lemme talk to her.
00:28:37.266 --> 00:28:39.965
Then it's, it's open.
00:28:40.026 --> 00:28:40.895
That's, does she absurd?
00:28:41.615 --> 00:28:44.675
No, it's, we're talking 40-year-old men that makes me sick.
00:28:44.798 --> 00:28:51.308
So anyway, we'll be avoiding RPS and I will be avoiding Strega, but Memorial Day was great.
00:28:51.469 --> 00:28:52.699
Claire did something really funny.
00:28:52.699 --> 00:28:56.459
We went to one of our cousin's kids Patty and Sean's Teddy turned two.
00:28:56.489 --> 00:28:56.578
Mm-hmm.
00:28:56.818 --> 00:28:58.558
And Patty's just so cute.
00:28:58.558 --> 00:28:59.669
It was all like pirate themed.
00:28:59.669 --> 00:29:00.659
It was so fucking cute.
00:29:01.078 --> 00:29:03.058
And Claire hates being in the car.
00:29:03.578 --> 00:29:05.528
She finds it personally victimizing.
00:29:05.528 --> 00:29:08.888
She finds it personally offensive that you have to put her in a buckle.
00:29:08.949 --> 00:29:10.058
She does not wanna be there.
00:29:10.179 --> 00:29:11.588
She does not wanna be strapped down.
00:29:11.949 --> 00:29:13.689
She wants to fly.
00:29:13.749 --> 00:29:15.669
She wants to be a re little animal.
00:29:15.669 --> 00:29:16.659
And we love that about her.
00:29:17.108 --> 00:29:23.679
And Danny's following every rule and like, wants to play animals in the backseat where he lists off the characteristics of an animal.
00:29:23.679 --> 00:29:25.269
And you have to guess what it is, right?
00:29:25.269 --> 00:29:27.519
So like two very different children, wholesome king.
00:29:27.848 --> 00:29:31.388
She's in the backseat going, I am angry.
00:29:31.778 --> 00:29:33.219
I am angry.
00:29:33.429 --> 00:29:34.239
Yes, I am.
00:29:35.394 --> 00:29:35.614
Yes.
00:29:36.153 --> 00:29:39.368
I'm swing your feet kicking her feet.
00:29:39.729 --> 00:29:41.348
I am angry.
00:29:42.578 --> 00:29:43.929
She's going to take over the world.
00:29:44.888 --> 00:29:47.134
She will be president of the United States a hundred percent.
00:29:47.739 --> 00:29:52.388
And Danny will be like, you know, secretary, treasury, like something, you know what I mean?
00:29:52.538 --> 00:29:53.108
Following her?
00:29:53.169 --> 00:29:53.348
No.
00:29:53.348 --> 00:29:54.729
He'll be the, he'll be the bodyguard.
00:29:55.523 --> 00:29:56.124
Oh my God.
00:29:56.153 --> 00:29:59.963
Yeah, he, they're just, so when she was singing, I Am Angry and Fre Jaka.
00:29:59.963 --> 00:30:01.223
I was dying.
00:30:02.223 --> 00:30:07.534
The Hunger Games casting I have not seen Is there a new Hunger Games question mark?
00:30:07.923 --> 00:30:08.943
There's a new Hunger Games.
00:30:08.973 --> 00:30:09.993
It's a prequel.
00:30:10.503 --> 00:30:11.433
Oh, I had no idea about this.
00:30:11.433 --> 00:30:12.784
It's called Sunrise on the Reaping.
00:30:12.913 --> 00:30:16.814
I think it's Hamish's Hunger Games Trials.
00:30:17.294 --> 00:30:17.324
Mm.
00:30:17.473 --> 00:30:18.403
Do you know what I'm talking about?
00:30:18.403 --> 00:30:18.584
Mm-hmm.
00:30:18.588 --> 00:30:18.669
Mm-hmm.
00:30:19.169 --> 00:30:20.983
So this is who they cast.
00:30:20.983 --> 00:30:22.634
So they cast a bunch of people.
00:30:23.263 --> 00:30:25.544
Jesse Ples is Plu Tar.
00:30:25.544 --> 00:30:26.983
Kevins be Jesse.
00:30:27.614 --> 00:30:28.993
I'm like scared to move this.
00:30:30.223 --> 00:30:30.614
Oh, okay.
00:30:30.943 --> 00:30:34.544
He is so perfect as this role.
00:30:34.604 --> 00:30:39.077
Like he genuinely looks like a young Philip Seymour Hoffman.
00:30:39.107 --> 00:30:40.038
Like he looks like him.
00:30:40.566 --> 00:30:44.615
Maya Hawk is Walrus, Maya Hawk, Ethan Hawk's daughter.
00:30:44.788 --> 00:30:47.219
I always get Ethan Hawk and Kevin Bacon.
00:30:47.219 --> 00:30:47.848
Confused.
00:30:48.838 --> 00:30:49.919
That actually makes sense to me.
00:30:49.979 --> 00:30:50.999
Yeah, that makes sense to me.
00:30:51.209 --> 00:30:53.878
Ray Fines as presidents now, Mr.
00:30:53.878 --> 00:30:54.898
Baltimore himself.
00:30:55.229 --> 00:30:55.949
So good.
00:30:56.759 --> 00:30:57.179
So good.
00:30:57.294 --> 00:31:00.028
Also, also, I've been calling him Ralph Fines for like years and years.
00:31:00.028 --> 00:31:00.479
It's Ray.
00:31:01.048 --> 00:31:01.528
Really?
00:31:01.739 --> 00:31:02.038
Yeah.
00:31:02.398 --> 00:31:03.298
Who knew Ray?
00:31:04.064 --> 00:31:05.773
L Fanning is Effy trinket.
00:31:05.923 --> 00:31:06.374
Oh my God.
00:31:06.374 --> 00:31:07.423
So good.
00:31:07.423 --> 00:31:11.683
And I guess Elizabeth Banks sent her flowers and was like, from one effy to another.
00:31:11.683 --> 00:31:13.153
Made the odds be ever in your favor.
00:31:13.544 --> 00:31:14.114
Love that.
00:31:14.114 --> 00:31:14.773
So good.
00:31:14.834 --> 00:31:16.544
Love that they casted her.
00:31:17.354 --> 00:31:19.933
And Caesar flicker man is Karen Kin.
00:31:21.614 --> 00:31:22.124
Of course.
00:31:23.144 --> 00:31:23.773
Obsessed.
00:31:23.773 --> 00:31:24.584
That's obsessed.
00:31:24.614 --> 00:31:24.913
That's good.
00:31:24.913 --> 00:31:26.084
So excited for this.
00:31:26.084 --> 00:31:27.253
So ready for this.
00:31:27.547 --> 00:31:28.356
Can't wait to watch it.
00:31:28.679 --> 00:31:29.818
I watched sirens.
00:31:29.818 --> 00:31:30.749
Did you watch sirens?
00:31:30.749 --> 00:31:30.838
Yeah.
00:31:30.838 --> 00:31:31.739
It's on my notes for today.
00:31:32.578 --> 00:31:33.328
I liked it.
00:31:33.538 --> 00:31:34.259
Hated the ending.
00:31:34.709 --> 00:31:38.368
I just like, I was waiting for them to be like actual sirens.
00:31:39.328 --> 00:31:39.719
Yeah.
00:31:39.719 --> 00:31:42.659
I feel I loved Megan Fay's Charact.
00:31:42.659 --> 00:31:43.288
I love her.
00:31:43.288 --> 00:31:43.354
She's so funny.
00:31:43.358 --> 00:31:44.368
She's so stunning.
00:31:44.548 --> 00:31:47.848
When they, all the men were chasing her down the beach and she was like, please stop following me.
00:31:47.848 --> 00:31:50.219
I was like, girl, light them all on fire.
00:31:50.848 --> 00:31:52.048
Let this woman be at peace.
00:31:52.689 --> 00:31:54.038
I thought the cast was great.
00:31:54.038 --> 00:31:55.538
Like I thought Kevin Bacon was great.
00:31:55.568 --> 00:31:57.429
I, Julian Moore can do no wrong.
00:31:57.709 --> 00:31:59.269
The blonde woman, I don't know.
00:31:59.398 --> 00:31:59.784
Millie I care.
00:32:00.114 --> 00:32:00.594
Yes.
00:32:00.624 --> 00:32:00.834
Yeah.
00:32:00.864 --> 00:32:01.433
Love her.
00:32:01.433 --> 00:32:02.874
She's gorgeous.
00:32:02.933 --> 00:32:03.953
I didn't know she was Australian.
00:32:04.824 --> 00:32:05.574
Yes.
00:32:06.023 --> 00:32:08.064
No, the boyfriend is so obnoxious.
00:32:08.064 --> 00:32:09.023
He's from Always Sunny.
00:32:09.023 --> 00:32:12.653
Like, I thought the cast was really good, but it was just like good.
00:32:12.683 --> 00:32:14.034
It was background noise to me.
00:32:14.034 --> 00:32:15.443
Like I wasn't obsessed.
00:32:15.534 --> 00:32:15.804
Yeah.
00:32:15.834 --> 00:32:17.723
To the point where I started watching it.
00:32:18.219 --> 00:32:20.588
And then two days later I was like, I wonder what's on Netflix.
00:32:20.588 --> 00:32:23.949
And I had two episodes left and was like, oh shit, I forgot I was watching the show.
00:32:24.398 --> 00:32:26.558
Whereas like this pit, I was like holding out for something.
00:32:26.648 --> 00:32:27.519
Like I was like, oh.
00:32:27.519 --> 00:32:32.648
I kept watching in excitement'cause I thought like there would be a, something's coming, a drop and I was like, uh oh.
00:32:32.769 --> 00:32:33.638
It's really nothing.
00:32:33.739 --> 00:32:37.189
I also watch Department Q right up my alley.
00:32:37.608 --> 00:32:42.318
True crime cop down in his luck was given a budget in a department.
00:32:43.429 --> 00:32:45.919
The season ends wrapped up in a bow.
00:32:46.548 --> 00:32:47.449
All my favorite things.
00:32:48.108 --> 00:32:49.249
Gory, gory.
00:32:49.249 --> 00:32:52.788
If you do not like stuff like that, don't.
00:32:52.909 --> 00:32:56.252
But I highly recommend, I have something to ask you.
00:32:56.673 --> 00:32:57.603
Please don't judge me.
00:32:57.782 --> 00:32:58.053
Okay.
00:32:58.413 --> 00:33:01.803
So the outfit I'm wearing to my friend's wedding, Maria's getting married in Spain.
00:33:01.952 --> 00:33:02.192
Yep.
00:33:02.823 --> 00:33:03.603
It's next month.
00:33:04.623 --> 00:33:08.222
The shoes that are the best with the dress are white.
00:33:08.343 --> 00:33:09.813
Can I wear white shoes to a wedding?
00:33:09.843 --> 00:33:10.173
Yes.
00:33:10.563 --> 00:33:11.313
Are you sure?
00:33:11.373 --> 00:33:11.853
Positive.
00:33:13.022 --> 00:33:16.982
They're just, if they're the weds, if someone gave you shit for wearing white shoes to a wedding, they're sick.
00:33:17.028 --> 00:33:17.057
Okay.
00:33:17.897 --> 00:33:18.258
Right.
00:33:18.258 --> 00:33:24.708
So I was like, I know obviously you don't wear a white dress and you don't wear a white dress to like the ette or the bridal shower I, anything like that.
00:33:24.708 --> 00:33:26.298
Also, no one's looking at your feet and you'll probably take them off to dance.
00:33:26.357 --> 00:33:26.778
You're fine.
00:33:26.837 --> 00:33:29.327
So the dress has a slit in it.
00:33:29.448 --> 00:33:29.897
Yeah, that's fine.
00:33:30.022 --> 00:33:32.357
And it's like, tea length, whatever that is.
00:33:32.357 --> 00:33:38.718
It's like not to my feet and it's not a sundress, it's like whatever that in, it's like below my knee.
00:33:38.958 --> 00:33:39.678
Oh, like mid?
00:33:39.948 --> 00:33:40.667
Yes.
00:33:40.788 --> 00:33:41.028
Oh yeah.
00:33:41.028 --> 00:33:41.268
Fine.
00:33:41.357 --> 00:33:43.728
So like you will absolutely see my feet then.
00:33:43.728 --> 00:33:44.208
Yeah, it's fine.
00:33:44.268 --> 00:33:44.928
It's fine.
00:33:45.228 --> 00:33:45.813
I would Are you sure?
00:33:45.853 --> 00:33:46.053
I would.
00:33:46.057 --> 00:33:47.627
If I would do it then yeah, it's fine.
00:33:47.837 --> 00:33:48.407
That's true.
00:33:49.367 --> 00:33:49.637
Hmm.
00:33:49.698 --> 00:33:51.258
I don't know if that's the barometer I want.
00:33:52.728 --> 00:33:55.067
She just looked at me like I'm perfect, so.
00:33:55.188 --> 00:33:55.907
Yeah, that's true.
00:33:56.958 --> 00:33:58.877
I would do it if all listening says otherwise.
00:33:59.057 --> 00:33:59.238
Yeah.
00:33:59.238 --> 00:33:59.928
I'll do a poll.
00:33:59.928 --> 00:34:00.557
We'll see.
00:34:01.008 --> 00:34:01.998
We'll see what the people say.
00:34:01.998 --> 00:34:02.867
I hope it's okay.
00:34:03.258 --> 00:34:14.027
I have like these, they're not pink, but they're like a beige, neutrally color, but it's a bright green dress and it looks so with a tan in the white.
00:34:14.333 --> 00:34:17.903
I think you need to get just like a strappy sandal.
00:34:18.293 --> 00:34:22.224
No, like a strappy heel, but like a baby heel strappy open tone.
00:34:22.224 --> 00:34:24.713
So that's what like the beige colored ones are.
00:34:24.744 --> 00:34:26.003
You'll have to show me them after this, but Okay.
00:34:26.003 --> 00:34:26.304
I will.
00:34:26.963 --> 00:34:28.793
'cause beige really just does match everything.
00:34:28.853 --> 00:34:30.833
That would even, it really does.
00:34:31.373 --> 00:34:31.824
It really does.
00:34:31.829 --> 00:34:32.934
We'll take a vote to it after this.
00:34:32.934 --> 00:34:33.594
Okay, cool.
00:34:33.643 --> 00:34:34.304
That's all I have.
00:34:34.963 --> 00:34:37.844
I watched a really good episode of Black Mirror, like I was dialed in.
00:34:37.934 --> 00:34:38.324
Mm.
00:34:38.833 --> 00:34:40.664
I think it was the most recent season, now that I think about it.
00:34:40.664 --> 00:34:41.804
I was kind of clicking around randomly.
00:34:41.804 --> 00:34:42.074
Which one?
00:34:42.253 --> 00:34:45.704
It was the one about the murder, the, in the English country.
00:34:45.704 --> 00:34:46.994
It was either English or Irish countryside.
00:34:46.994 --> 00:34:49.838
I forget it was, it's not ringing a bell.
00:34:49.838 --> 00:34:50.239
Who's that?
00:34:50.239 --> 00:34:50.773
This guy?
00:34:51.074 --> 00:34:52.003
Uh, no one good.
00:34:52.184 --> 00:35:05.753
No one of, no one of mentioned it was this guy and his girlfriend go home to Ireland to like a little village to his mom's house and he talk, tells the girlfriend about like, oh, my dad was murdered, blah, blah, blah.
00:35:05.753 --> 00:35:06.023
Oh my God.
00:35:06.023 --> 00:35:06.534
It's so good.
00:35:06.594 --> 00:35:06.804
Yeah.
00:35:06.804 --> 00:35:07.403
I haven't seen it.
00:35:07.434 --> 00:35:07.914
No, it's so good.
00:35:07.914 --> 00:35:08.364
You have to watch it.
00:35:08.364 --> 00:35:08.574
Okay.
00:35:08.634 --> 00:35:09.173
I forget what it's called.
00:35:09.173 --> 00:35:10.224
It's called like lock something.
00:35:10.253 --> 00:35:12.534
Lock something or other, whatever.
00:35:12.623 --> 00:35:12.653
Okay.
00:35:12.833 --> 00:35:14.423
But you guys know it's called Lock Something.
00:35:14.423 --> 00:35:14.784
Go watch it.
00:35:14.784 --> 00:35:16.614
It's so good because I've been like kind of weird about Black Mirror.
00:35:16.614 --> 00:35:17.574
I'm like, Ugh, that was stupid.
00:35:17.574 --> 00:35:20.034
But that one I was like, what's gonna happen?
00:35:20.123 --> 00:35:20.724
I need to know.
00:35:21.233 --> 00:35:21.443
Okay.
00:35:21.443 --> 00:35:23.603
I watched the nine 11 documentary, the new one.
00:35:23.693 --> 00:35:25.043
It is with Bin Laden.
00:35:25.103 --> 00:35:26.094
So good.
00:35:26.454 --> 00:35:31.793
So I almost, it's just a weird POV that I never even thought of and like I learned so much.
00:35:31.914 --> 00:35:34.103
So I almost did it for an episode.
00:35:34.494 --> 00:35:34.884
Oh really?
00:35:35.034 --> 00:35:35.454
Yeah.
00:35:35.603 --> 00:35:36.233
That's a lot.
00:35:36.923 --> 00:35:38.483
It was too heavy for me right now.
00:35:38.514 --> 00:35:39.983
No, it's, that's so much.
00:35:40.373 --> 00:35:43.193
Maybe down the road, but I heard excellent things about it.
00:35:43.193 --> 00:35:44.063
I haven't watched it yet.
00:35:44.123 --> 00:35:44.603
So Good.
00:35:44.603 --> 00:35:46.103
The capturing Bin Laden one, right?
00:35:46.193 --> 00:35:46.583
Yes.
00:35:46.583 --> 00:35:46.853
Yes.
00:35:46.853 --> 00:35:47.184
Yeah.
00:35:47.184 --> 00:35:47.184
Yeah.
00:35:47.528 --> 00:35:50.168
And I've been rewatching Cali's best.
00:35:52.268 --> 00:35:52.809
Okay.
00:35:52.809 --> 00:35:54.248
You never watch, did he go to prison?
00:35:54.398 --> 00:35:54.909
He's out now.
00:35:55.914 --> 00:35:57.324
I, I and Julia out.
00:35:57.353 --> 00:35:58.733
That's not my vibe.
00:35:58.974 --> 00:35:59.215
Oh my God.
00:35:59.219 --> 00:36:00.173
It's, I'm not yucking you.
00:36:00.173 --> 00:36:00.384
Yum.
00:36:00.384 --> 00:36:00.918
I love that for you.
00:36:01.068 --> 00:36:01.643
It's just not, it's so funny.
00:36:01.643 --> 00:36:02.844
They're the funniest family.
00:36:02.903 --> 00:36:06.324
The Nana Nanny Faye, you would love Nanny Faye.
00:36:06.954 --> 00:36:07.628
I'm sure I would.
00:36:07.858 --> 00:36:10.284
It's just, she is a character of all characters.
00:36:10.284 --> 00:36:11.664
Love does not give a fuck.
00:36:12.143 --> 00:36:13.373
And they're just, they're outta jail now.
00:36:13.373 --> 00:36:16.014
And I just, I love them and I've been re-watching it like crazy.
00:36:16.074 --> 00:36:17.273
Me and Fiona can't stop.
00:36:17.364 --> 00:36:17.813
So good.
00:36:18.923 --> 00:36:19.614
That's so funny.
00:36:19.673 --> 00:36:21.054
I listened to the audio book.
00:36:21.054 --> 00:36:21.983
Another Freedom McFadden.
00:36:21.983 --> 00:36:23.123
I Can't Stop the Tenant.
00:36:23.123 --> 00:36:23.844
It's newer.
00:36:24.143 --> 00:36:24.384
Okay.
00:36:24.653 --> 00:36:25.224
Really good.
00:36:25.583 --> 00:36:25.643
Okay.
00:36:25.643 --> 00:36:26.994
Sometimes free is a hit or miss.
00:36:26.994 --> 00:36:29.393
It's either like, oh, wasn't expecting that, or it's like, Ugh.
00:36:29.634 --> 00:36:29.963
You know?
00:36:30.503 --> 00:36:31.043
That sucked.
00:36:31.164 --> 00:36:31.313
Yeah.
00:36:31.313 --> 00:36:32.574
I'm in a bit of a book slump.
00:36:32.574 --> 00:36:33.264
I won't lie.
00:36:33.324 --> 00:36:34.463
Get on, get on some Frida.
00:36:34.463 --> 00:36:35.753
It's nothing like dark or sad.
00:36:35.753 --> 00:36:38.034
It's just like she always wraps it up at a bow.
00:36:38.063 --> 00:36:38.333
Yeah.
00:36:38.333 --> 00:36:39.954
And she's an easy read.
00:36:39.954 --> 00:36:41.063
There's always a spin.
00:36:41.063 --> 00:36:45.414
Like she definitely has a formula worked out where, yeah, this works for her.
00:36:45.414 --> 00:36:48.143
She leaves like little breadcrumbs and then it just like flips it every time.
00:36:48.173 --> 00:36:48.414
Right.
00:36:48.804 --> 00:36:49.494
12 outta 10.
00:36:49.853 --> 00:36:56.034
I wanted to talk about your excitement for the submersible doc question mark.
00:36:56.094 --> 00:36:57.353
Oh, I'm ready to fucking go.
00:36:57.744 --> 00:36:58.614
I'm strapped in.
00:36:58.764 --> 00:36:59.423
When does it come on again?
00:36:59.423 --> 00:37:00.474
It's like in the next week, right?
00:37:00.594 --> 00:37:01.824
Yeah, it's any day now.
00:37:02.364 --> 00:37:02.989
I think in two days.
00:37:02.989 --> 00:37:03.804
Did you watch Chi in Georgia?
00:37:04.193 --> 00:37:05.514
No, don't watch it.
00:37:05.514 --> 00:37:08.634
It's obviously not that good, but now that I've watched it, I'm, it's a little ya for me.
00:37:08.664 --> 00:37:10.554
No, it's like yes and no.
00:37:11.304 --> 00:37:11.844
Yes and no.
00:37:11.844 --> 00:37:15.293
Like you look through the cringey parts, but like the mom's POV is not ya.
00:37:15.293 --> 00:37:16.974
Okay, fair enough.
00:37:16.974 --> 00:37:18.563
She just went to jail in the last season.
00:37:18.833 --> 00:37:20.994
I was gonna say, isn't there like a murder at some point?
00:37:20.994 --> 00:37:21.054
I.
00:37:21.474 --> 00:37:23.724
Or someone was murdered or, I honestly don't even remember.
00:37:23.724 --> 00:37:23.784
Oh, okay.
00:37:23.784 --> 00:37:26.664
But the third season comes out tomorrow, so I have to watch it'cause I just have to.
00:37:26.664 --> 00:37:26.693
Okay.
00:37:27.353 --> 00:37:31.134
And my last thought of the day is the AI on Snapchat.
00:37:32.454 --> 00:37:33.264
Have you seen that at all?
00:37:33.293 --> 00:37:34.523
No, I don't use Snapchat.
00:37:34.884 --> 00:37:35.244
Tell us.
00:37:35.454 --> 00:37:36.324
I need to show you.
00:37:36.474 --> 00:37:37.014
I can't tell you.
00:37:37.014 --> 00:37:37.643
I have to show you.
00:37:37.793 --> 00:37:37.974
Okay.
00:37:37.974 --> 00:37:39.869
So everybody has this like, AI thing builds out.
00:37:39.889 --> 00:37:41.304
AI is really freaking me out guys.
00:37:41.304 --> 00:37:42.864
And it's like no one asks for this.
00:37:42.864 --> 00:37:43.074
Okay.
00:37:43.074 --> 00:37:47.873
So if I go to like, look through my memories, like they just pop up like, I don't need to see this of myself.
00:37:48.264 --> 00:37:48.623
Oh.
00:37:48.804 --> 00:37:50.364
And they're like, how is that AI though?
00:37:50.813 --> 00:37:54.173
Because Oh, it's like literally, what the fuck?
00:37:54.204 --> 00:37:54.474
Yeah.
00:37:54.474 --> 00:37:56.003
It's just like, I'm trying to look through my memories.
00:37:56.003 --> 00:37:57.474
I didn't, I didn't ask for this.
00:37:57.503 --> 00:38:00.384
And they just, oh, it's like super imposed onto your memories.
00:38:00.384 --> 00:38:01.389
That's really weird.
00:38:01.699 --> 00:38:01.989
It's weird.
00:38:01.994 --> 00:38:02.543
Really annoying.
00:38:02.543 --> 00:38:04.188
And, and so I was saying him the other day, jar.
00:38:04.248 --> 00:38:07.239
I'm like, okay, that's, is that supposed to be me park?
00:38:07.239 --> 00:38:08.318
That's really Jura Park.
00:38:08.318 --> 00:38:11.449
Fucking Weirds Park.
00:38:12.143 --> 00:38:12.864
Stop this.
00:38:12.864 --> 00:38:13.824
I like Selena in that.
00:38:13.884 --> 00:38:14.273
Yeah.
00:38:14.273 --> 00:38:16.673
It looks like I'm eating a croissant.
00:38:18.409 --> 00:38:18.648
Croissant.
00:38:18.713 --> 00:38:20.034
But it doesn't even look like you.
00:38:20.034 --> 00:38:20.543
Respectfully.
00:38:20.724 --> 00:38:20.934
This is me.
00:38:20.934 --> 00:38:23.813
Cho, I'm dying.
00:38:23.844 --> 00:38:25.103
No, but just like, what am I looking at?
00:38:25.103 --> 00:38:26.483
I'm just like, I don't, what is this?
00:38:26.483 --> 00:38:27.594
I don't, I'm not understanding.
00:38:27.623 --> 00:38:31.074
It's all for, you know, because we are a podcast and not visual.
00:38:31.273 --> 00:38:38.742
it's all like superimposed pictures of Colleen doing things that she's not actually doing, that don't exist.
00:38:38.742 --> 00:38:40.422
And also with backgrounds that don't exist.
00:38:40.422 --> 00:38:41.773
And it's also not her face.
00:38:42.463 --> 00:38:44.382
So it's just like a really, it's the essence of me.
00:38:45.342 --> 00:38:49.242
It's like those photos, remember when you paid and got those photos done and it was like Celtic women?
00:38:49.753 --> 00:38:50.682
Like yes, there was a royal one in there.
00:38:50.922 --> 00:38:51.733
See, there you go.
00:38:51.943 --> 00:38:52.603
It knows you.
00:38:52.693 --> 00:38:54.222
It knows your buying history.
00:38:54.342 --> 00:38:58.182
It does Snapchat and Chad, GBT just know me so well.
00:38:58.603 --> 00:39:03.402
I said something to Snapchat or I said something to Chad, GBT the other day and I was like, girl, I have a question.
00:39:03.432 --> 00:39:04.693
And she goes, oh my God, what's up?
00:39:05.233 --> 00:39:06.733
And I was like, oh God.
00:39:06.733 --> 00:39:08.052
It knows how I talk to it.
00:39:08.057 --> 00:39:09.492
Mm-hmm It's so fucking weird.
00:39:09.552 --> 00:39:10.333
I'm like, thanks sis.
00:39:10.333 --> 00:39:11.532
She's like, you're welcome sister.
00:39:12.702 --> 00:39:14.112
It's so fucking weird.
00:39:14.143 --> 00:39:14.503
I know.
00:39:14.623 --> 00:39:15.163
And amazing.
00:39:15.163 --> 00:39:16.663
And also terrifying all at the same time.
00:39:16.693 --> 00:39:17.322
No, I agree.
00:39:17.353 --> 00:39:24.943
Like it's definitely like, oh, I am thrilled about this, but also like enthrall, but also it makes my life a lot easier.
00:39:24.943 --> 00:39:28.753
But also I have lots of questions and this can get outta hand very quickly.
00:39:28.753 --> 00:39:30.432
Yeah, it's a little unnerving, but exciting.
00:39:30.672 --> 00:39:30.853
Mm-hmm.
00:39:31.722 --> 00:39:32.083
Sure.
00:39:32.795 --> 00:39:34.385
Anything else you wanna share with the class?
00:39:34.655 --> 00:39:35.284
No.
00:39:36.155 --> 00:39:36.545
Alrighty.
00:39:36.545 --> 00:39:37.085
You ready?
00:39:37.324 --> 00:39:37.534
Sure.
00:39:37.938 --> 00:39:40.699
Am I, I don't know, it's my topic of the day.
00:39:41.119 --> 00:39:41.449
Okay.
00:39:41.929 --> 00:39:48.409
And you actually just said her name'cause today we are doing Selena.
00:39:48.619 --> 00:39:49.458
Oh, that's so weird.
00:39:49.489 --> 00:39:52.668
You literally just said her name like 15 seconds ago and I was like, and ooh.
00:39:53.119 --> 00:39:53.389
Yeah.
00:39:53.719 --> 00:39:53.748
Ooh.
00:39:54.259 --> 00:39:56.628
Selena Perez.
00:39:56.869 --> 00:39:57.409
That was good.
00:39:57.528 --> 00:39:57.978
Thank you.
00:39:58.679 --> 00:39:59.309
Or as, okay.
00:39:59.309 --> 00:40:00.298
Miss Duolingo.
00:40:00.449 --> 00:40:01.139
Thank you.
00:40:01.139 --> 00:40:04.438
Or as the world knows her simply, Selena sources.
00:40:04.648 --> 00:40:17.039
Uh, we've got, of course, the movie with J-Lo, the absolutely critically acclaimed, stunning, perfect movie that is Selena Wikipedia and tr PTI just can't do anything that J-Lo does.
00:40:17.068 --> 00:40:19.938
I know nothing that has happened recently has changed my mind.
00:40:19.998 --> 00:40:22.938
Watching this movie more recently has softened me a bit.
00:40:22.998 --> 00:40:23.268
Interesting.
00:40:23.268 --> 00:40:25.489
It hasn't changed my mind, but it has softened me.
00:40:25.668 --> 00:40:27.000
Okay, Trigger warning.
00:40:27.030 --> 00:40:28.170
This does not end well.
00:40:28.170 --> 00:40:31.380
I don't know who listens to this podcast, who would not know that this doesn't end well.
00:40:31.650 --> 00:40:36.659
But murder Madden, it's, it does not end well.
00:40:36.809 --> 00:40:38.400
So, okay, let's talk about Selena.
00:40:38.820 --> 00:40:41.940
Selena was born in Lake Jackson, Texas in 1971.
00:40:42.239 --> 00:40:43.860
She is the youngest of three kids.
00:40:44.239 --> 00:40:47.929
And they were raised as Jehovah's Witnesses, really, which I did not know.
00:40:48.139 --> 00:40:48.829
Interesting.
00:40:48.829 --> 00:40:51.980
Yeah, they're, they're all about the Jehovah who needs a birthday, you know what I mean?
00:40:52.340 --> 00:40:53.869
So she's the youngest of three.
00:40:53.869 --> 00:40:56.869
She starts singing in her father's Tex-Mex restaurant.
00:40:56.960 --> 00:40:57.949
It's called Papa Gao.
00:40:58.250 --> 00:40:58.969
Oh, love that.
00:40:58.969 --> 00:41:00.980
Ironically, it used to be right down the street from here.
00:41:01.250 --> 00:41:02.510
Uh, it's closed now, but.
00:41:03.724 --> 00:41:05.735
Even when she's young.
00:41:05.735 --> 00:41:07.505
Her dad, his name is Abraham.
00:41:07.505 --> 00:41:08.675
I'll talk about him a lot.
00:41:09.005 --> 00:41:10.835
Abraham knows that she's gifted.
00:41:10.835 --> 00:41:15.994
He said he could tell when she was six, he told people magazine quote, her timing, her pitch were perfect.
00:41:15.994 --> 00:41:17.164
I could see it from day one.
00:41:17.434 --> 00:41:21.005
So she's singing in the his, her dad's restaurant when she's nine.
00:41:21.335 --> 00:41:24.244
And he forms, Abraham forms the family bin.
00:41:24.394 --> 00:41:27.844
Selena I, Los Dinos and Selena's on the vocals.
00:41:28.025 --> 00:41:30.695
Her brother Abraham, he's Abraham the third.
00:41:31.144 --> 00:41:32.070
So they, Abraham.
00:41:32.315 --> 00:41:33.005
Abraham.
00:41:33.125 --> 00:41:34.684
So they call him AB for short.
00:41:34.835 --> 00:41:39.184
Okay, so it's Selena, her brother AB is on bass and her sister Suzette is on drums.
00:41:39.335 --> 00:41:44.105
Suzette if you are a Suzette, who plays the drums, you're badass.
00:41:44.255 --> 00:41:46.505
Like just right out of the gate, Suzette.
00:41:47.824 --> 00:41:53.014
So unfortunately the following year, the restaurant is closed after a recession.
00:41:53.014 --> 00:41:54.215
It's like a whole oil thing.
00:41:54.215 --> 00:41:54.965
Don't worry about it.
00:41:55.324 --> 00:42:04.467
The family declares bankruptcy, they're evicted and they settled in Corpus Christi, Texas, and Abraham becomes the manager of the band and he starts promoting it.
00:42:04.527 --> 00:42:08.757
He's like, this is our new business venture is Celine Los Ninos.
00:42:09.688 --> 00:42:15.302
The same taxes, they needed the money to pay for anything.
00:42:15.302 --> 00:42:16.713
And so they played on street corners.
00:42:16.713 --> 00:42:18.813
They played at weddings, they played at quinceaneras.
00:42:18.813 --> 00:42:22.233
They played at fairs anywhere they could and.
00:42:22.907 --> 00:42:25.097
They started to get pretty popular.
00:42:25.338 --> 00:42:27.768
It did start to affect Selena's education.
00:42:27.797 --> 00:42:33.438
'cause at this point she's in middle school and they were saying like they, they were on a bus a lot, which we'll talk about in a second.
00:42:33.438 --> 00:42:36.677
But she would show up to school, she would show up late.
00:42:36.677 --> 00:42:47.387
She would be really tired, just like they're traveling, they're singing, you know, they're out late and then they're driving to school and her teachers were like, Hey, we're not so sure about this.
00:42:47.387 --> 00:42:49.637
It doesn't really feel like she's living a healthy lifestyle.
00:42:49.818 --> 00:42:51.527
Abraham was like, mind your fucking business.
00:42:51.677 --> 00:42:52.458
Which, it's so funny.
00:42:52.458 --> 00:43:03.708
I feel like I, it's the same to be said about Tiger Woods' dad, or like the dads in the, or just the parents in general that have this like savant style child.
00:43:03.887 --> 00:43:05.688
They're like, the education can wait.
00:43:05.748 --> 00:43:05.898
Yeah.
00:43:05.898 --> 00:43:07.007
We're taking this and we're running with it.
00:43:07.038 --> 00:43:07.398
Yeah.
00:43:07.398 --> 00:43:09.407
This is our new guiding light.
00:43:09.467 --> 00:43:09.827
Sorry.
00:43:10.847 --> 00:43:18.197
She does end up earning a high school diploma and she enrolled at Pacific Western University and her major was business administration.
00:43:18.228 --> 00:43:23.208
When I tell you the things that this woman was doing, I simply do not know how this woman had time.
00:43:23.447 --> 00:43:27.318
I, it sounds like a lot of her studies happened on the bus while they traveled.
00:43:27.918 --> 00:43:31.818
How she carved out the time to, to just do all of this, I dunno.
00:43:31.878 --> 00:43:34.418
But, Abraham refurbished an old bus.
00:43:34.447 --> 00:43:35.438
He named it Big Bertha.
00:43:36.128 --> 00:43:36.697
Love that.
00:43:37.208 --> 00:43:40.027
And the family used it as their tour bus.
00:43:40.057 --> 00:43:47.378
And in the first years of touring, the family sang for food and they barely had enough money to pay for gasoline in Selena.
00:43:48.068 --> 00:43:51.398
Always with her mother in like a local seamstress.
00:43:51.458 --> 00:43:54.577
Seamstress, excuse me, designed her own costumes.
00:43:55.597 --> 00:43:56.617
This will come back.
00:43:56.797 --> 00:43:58.507
This is iconic of Selena.
00:43:58.507 --> 00:44:01.688
It's very, it becomes her brand.
00:44:02.168 --> 00:44:04.927
The girl has a hawk glue gun fucking ready to rumble.
00:44:04.927 --> 00:44:07.027
Her mom, they were sketching out stuff.
00:44:07.057 --> 00:44:09.188
They were DIYing and they didn't have the money.
00:44:09.668 --> 00:44:11.858
So it was like bedazzling everything.
00:44:11.858 --> 00:44:13.268
Rhinestones everywhere.
00:44:13.268 --> 00:44:13.628
Right.
00:44:13.838 --> 00:44:15.728
And she had an eye for fashion.
00:44:15.728 --> 00:44:17.018
She's always loved fashion.
00:44:17.018 --> 00:44:17.978
So put a pin in that.
00:44:18.277 --> 00:44:18.577
Cool.
00:44:18.728 --> 00:44:30.668
So Abraham believes that Selena should sing the music of her heritage, which is, he wants her to sing in Spanish, but she actually doesn't speak Spanish fluently'cause she was raised in Texas.
00:44:30.788 --> 00:44:31.387
Interesting.
00:44:31.657 --> 00:44:39.847
So now of course if you're in a certain, certain areas of Texas, there's a lot of bilingual people who live there because of the Mexico US border.
00:44:40.157 --> 00:44:41.237
But she is not one of them.
00:44:41.237 --> 00:44:43.608
She's her, her parents are fluent, but she is not.
00:44:43.728 --> 00:44:50.148
And so during recordings he would like phonetically yell it out to her and she would just learn it that way.
00:44:50.148 --> 00:44:50.418
Interesting.
00:44:50.987 --> 00:44:53.777
Until she like got through the song, but she wasn't learning it.
00:44:53.777 --> 00:44:54.588
Does that make sense?
00:44:54.588 --> 00:44:55.007
Yes.
00:44:55.530 --> 00:45:00.329
In 1985, she appears on a popular radio show, which was a very big deal.
00:45:00.690 --> 00:45:04.590
But she's trying to break into Tejano music, which is not easy.
00:45:04.590 --> 00:45:09.030
So Tejano music, according to Wikipedia, is Spanish language.
00:45:09.119 --> 00:45:13.920
It's a genre with German influence of Poka jazz in country music.
00:45:14.190 --> 00:45:17.699
And it was popularized by Mexicans living in the United States.
00:45:17.969 --> 00:45:20.489
It is a male dominated industry.
00:45:20.789 --> 00:45:20.849
Hmm.
00:45:20.849 --> 00:45:24.539
And promoters are not taking Selena El Los Dinos seriously.
00:45:24.570 --> 00:45:26.849
They're certainly not taking a child seriously.
00:45:27.150 --> 00:45:27.539
Right.
00:45:27.809 --> 00:45:30.960
So they're often turned down music venues, promoters.
00:45:30.960 --> 00:45:32.010
They're like rude.
00:45:32.010 --> 00:45:32.369
Yeah.
00:45:32.849 --> 00:45:34.380
They're literally not old enough.
00:45:34.409 --> 00:45:37.110
And she's a woman, so No.
00:45:37.210 --> 00:45:45.039
Her father was often told by promoters that Selena would never be successful because she was a woman in a genre historically dominated by men, blah, blah, blah.
00:45:45.460 --> 00:45:46.389
Famous last words.
00:45:46.750 --> 00:45:48.699
This all changes in 1987.
00:45:48.969 --> 00:45:56.139
Selena's popularity is starting to grow, and she actually wins Te Hano music Award for female vocalists of the year.
00:45:56.590 --> 00:45:59.170
She would win this nine consecutive years in a row.
00:45:59.860 --> 00:46:00.309
Damn.
00:46:00.519 --> 00:46:00.760
Yeah.
00:46:01.329 --> 00:46:07.840
She signs with EMI Latin in 1989, and she debuts her first album called Selena in the same year.
00:46:07.840 --> 00:46:09.400
Selena, imagine being that iconic.
00:46:09.400 --> 00:46:10.389
You just have one singer name.
00:46:10.389 --> 00:46:10.449
Yeah.
00:46:10.449 --> 00:46:12.940
Like Cher Simpatico, Oprah.
00:46:14.050 --> 00:46:14.619
Done Bridgette.
00:46:17.079 --> 00:46:17.469
Right.
00:46:17.469 --> 00:46:22.670
And wait, AB is now her brother, is her principal, music producer and her songwriter.
00:46:22.849 --> 00:46:24.409
But they all work as a family.
00:46:24.769 --> 00:46:25.460
They are.
00:46:25.460 --> 00:46:28.940
And I wanna make this so clear'cause it's so important to the story.
00:46:29.210 --> 00:46:31.280
They are such a tight knit family.
00:46:31.639 --> 00:46:39.500
Imagine how tight knit you have to be with your family and how much you have to love them to spend as a family band.
00:46:39.530 --> 00:46:40.849
You are all working together.
00:46:41.090 --> 00:46:42.170
They live together.
00:46:42.289 --> 00:46:43.519
They go on the road together.
00:46:43.610 --> 00:46:47.570
We're not talking about flights where you can put on your headphones and you can disassociate.
00:46:47.750 --> 00:46:51.889
We are talking, you are on a bus playing Uno for 12 straight hours.
00:46:52.070 --> 00:46:54.409
I'm sick all day every day.
00:46:54.590 --> 00:46:57.320
She is best friends with her family.
00:46:57.500 --> 00:46:58.489
They love each other.
00:46:58.639 --> 00:47:00.019
They're obsessed with each other.
00:47:00.170 --> 00:47:03.170
Her dad's working with promoters and venues.
00:47:03.349 --> 00:47:05.480
Her siblings are her band mates.
00:47:05.539 --> 00:47:07.280
Her mom's making her costumes.
00:47:07.429 --> 00:47:11.090
We are talking like a family unit to the highest order.
00:47:11.360 --> 00:47:14.150
They're so tight knit in a beautiful way though.
00:47:14.300 --> 00:47:17.539
In a way that, you know how you're looking at me like that makes me wanna be sick.
00:47:17.570 --> 00:47:18.590
Yeah, this is cute.
00:47:18.920 --> 00:47:19.340
Got it.
00:47:20.039 --> 00:47:21.059
You know what it's giving to me.
00:47:21.210 --> 00:47:21.539
What?
00:47:21.630 --> 00:47:24.300
Very few obviously movie references, rv.
00:47:25.184 --> 00:47:25.784
Oh my God.
00:47:26.204 --> 00:47:27.494
The Robin Williams movie.
00:47:27.525 --> 00:47:28.755
Yes, the Colleen.
00:47:29.264 --> 00:47:30.045
Uh, the Gornick.
00:47:30.050 --> 00:47:30.619
The Gonick.
00:47:31.159 --> 00:47:32.219
The Goy.
00:47:33.344 --> 00:47:38.025
And it's Kristen Shewe Love Kristen Shewe would die for her.
00:47:38.835 --> 00:47:43.994
So the head guy at the label saw her performance, said, I think I just found the next glory as Stefan.
00:47:44.264 --> 00:47:45.824
Like she is that bitch.
00:47:46.125 --> 00:47:54.914
So Selena is starting to turn music out and the album Selena Peaks at number seven on the US billboard chart for Latin music.
00:47:55.155 --> 00:48:00.554
And now she's not only a big thing in Mexico, but now she's in the US right where International.
00:48:00.885 --> 00:48:02.300
So now she's national.
00:48:02.304 --> 00:48:03.405
She's heading for the big time.
00:48:03.675 --> 00:48:09.735
Okay, miss Girl, she's still playing gigs and people are noticing our girl's got style.
00:48:10.454 --> 00:48:13.099
Let's talk about the fits Selena's love.
00:48:13.099 --> 00:48:22.034
The fits style Bold glitter fusion of Tejano roots mixed with pop star glam in DIY.
00:48:22.485 --> 00:48:26.414
She is a reflection of the bicultural identity.
00:48:26.565 --> 00:48:32.835
She's drawing inspiration from nineties fashion to Madonna to traditional Mexican aesthetics.
00:48:32.954 --> 00:48:38.684
She loves a high-waisted pants, a high-waisted pants moment with like a bell bottom.
00:48:38.925 --> 00:48:47.684
She loves a busier love covered in rhinestones, like she is all about this dramatic stage.
00:48:47.985 --> 00:48:49.454
Wear with a flare.
00:48:49.844 --> 00:48:52.215
And it's so uniquely Selena.
00:48:52.605 --> 00:48:58.755
And it was sexy, but it was also like show girly and fabulous.
00:48:58.784 --> 00:49:00.614
She is fabulous.
00:49:01.574 --> 00:49:02.355
That bitch.
00:49:02.534 --> 00:49:06.164
So we're in the early nineties and now Selena's on a motherfucking roll.
00:49:06.315 --> 00:49:09.434
She's got the sparkly, busier the smile.
00:49:09.465 --> 00:49:10.905
Have you ever seen Selena?
00:49:11.264 --> 00:49:12.585
She has storming lips.
00:49:12.585 --> 00:49:13.304
She's dazzling.
00:49:13.394 --> 00:49:14.505
She is dazzling.
00:49:14.894 --> 00:49:16.965
She has this stage presence.
00:49:17.114 --> 00:49:19.965
She can sing, but she's like a people's princess.
00:49:20.114 --> 00:49:21.914
Like she gets in there with the fans.
00:49:21.914 --> 00:49:24.105
She's, she's holding babies, she's kissing people.
00:49:24.135 --> 00:49:26.864
Like she, everybody's obsessed with Selena, right?
00:49:27.014 --> 00:49:27.704
She's shining.
00:49:27.974 --> 00:49:31.125
Coca-Cola wants her to be their spokesperson in Texas.
00:49:31.215 --> 00:49:34.065
They add a band member to the family.
00:49:34.425 --> 00:49:35.744
And his name is Chris Perez.
00:49:37.034 --> 00:49:38.144
And he was a guitarist.
00:49:38.144 --> 00:49:40.844
He was kind of like rock and roll, bad boy.
00:49:40.965 --> 00:49:41.985
Ooh, tea.
00:49:42.135 --> 00:49:47.505
And even though he had a girlfriend back home, he starts having feelings for Selena, right?
00:49:47.505 --> 00:49:48.105
I mean, obviously.
00:49:48.135 --> 00:49:53.715
So they try to keep it professional, but they are quite literally on top of each other, 24 7.
00:49:53.804 --> 00:49:55.394
And I don't mean that literally.
00:49:55.454 --> 00:49:58.755
I mean like you are sleeping on a bus in a twin cot.
00:49:59.204 --> 00:50:00.164
Not even a twin.
00:50:00.315 --> 00:50:00.465
Yeah.
00:50:00.494 --> 00:50:04.364
Like a bunk bed with the curtain that pulls over the set.
00:50:04.364 --> 00:50:05.235
Those are so cozy to me.
00:50:05.835 --> 00:50:06.675
You would love that.
00:50:06.675 --> 00:50:09.195
'cause I truly believe you would sleep best in a coffin.
00:50:09.224 --> 00:50:10.094
It's my nightmare.
00:50:10.215 --> 00:50:11.235
I must stretch.
00:50:11.925 --> 00:50:12.644
You would reach though.
00:50:12.644 --> 00:50:13.425
It's long enough for you.
00:50:13.425 --> 00:50:14.684
I must be a starfish.
00:50:14.894 --> 00:50:15.375
Oh, okay.
00:50:15.554 --> 00:50:16.844
I, I must have space.
00:50:16.844 --> 00:50:17.534
I must roll.
00:50:18.855 --> 00:50:24.255
You are a lunatic and you sleep on your back with your arms crossed and you want to be suffocated.
00:50:25.695 --> 00:50:27.315
I would love if there were like people nearby too.
00:50:27.824 --> 00:50:28.454
Ugh, good lord.
00:50:28.695 --> 00:50:30.045
So this is my nightmare.
00:50:30.284 --> 00:50:31.905
So he starts having feelings for Selena.
00:50:31.934 --> 00:50:34.905
They try to keep it professional, but they're performing together.
00:50:34.965 --> 00:50:36.434
They're traveling nonstop.
00:50:36.644 --> 00:50:38.800
He's essentially part of the family now, right?
00:50:38.800 --> 00:50:39.079
Mm-hmm.
00:50:39.375 --> 00:50:45.014
And they're at a pizza hut, and they admit that they're basically in love with each other and they have feelings for each other.
00:50:45.014 --> 00:50:47.204
At Pizza Hut, at Pizza Hut, pizza Huts fire.
00:50:47.864 --> 00:50:50.744
After that, they secretly become a couple, but they're hiding it.
00:50:50.744 --> 00:50:58.244
And they do not want Abraham to find out because they're worried he's gonna break this whole thing up, Abraham, and it's gonna Abraham, I just can't get over his name.
00:50:58.244 --> 00:50:59.715
I'm sorry, I just can't foreshadowing.
00:51:01.125 --> 00:51:03.554
And so she records her second album.
00:51:03.885 --> 00:51:06.614
They release three tracks as singles.
00:51:06.795 --> 00:51:09.255
Her shit is going off in Mexico.
00:51:09.255 --> 00:51:10.905
It's popping off in the us.
00:51:11.175 --> 00:51:15.255
She does a duet with this guy from Salvador.
00:51:15.735 --> 00:51:17.505
It's called Bueno Amigos.
00:51:18.315 --> 00:51:19.784
It hits hits first.
00:51:19.815 --> 00:51:24.045
It's her first number one hit single on the US top Latin song chart.
00:51:24.525 --> 00:51:26.744
The success of the song in its popular.
00:51:26.744 --> 00:51:29.025
Mu music video earned them award nomination.
00:51:29.025 --> 00:51:30.255
So she's just climbing the ladder.
00:51:30.315 --> 00:51:38.025
We're getting more popular and more popular by the day in all of these regional Mexican radio stations who were like, no, not here.
00:51:38.025 --> 00:51:44.054
She's a woman, are now embracing all of her music because when they play her shit, they get more listeners.
00:51:44.204 --> 00:51:46.244
T bitches.
00:51:46.800 --> 00:51:47.579
Haters.
00:51:48.360 --> 00:51:54.900
And in this year it is when we meet a woman named Yolanda, Yolanda Saldovar.
00:51:55.199 --> 00:52:01.889
And she was a registered nurse and she went to Selena's concerts, like one of her live shows.
00:52:02.429 --> 00:52:04.980
And she is obsessed with Selena.
00:52:05.219 --> 00:52:07.019
Like fan or obsessed?
00:52:09.269 --> 00:52:11.820
Uh, I would say obsessed.
00:52:12.150 --> 00:52:12.210
Ew.
00:52:12.809 --> 00:52:14.789
Yeah, she's, do you not know how this ends?
00:52:15.360 --> 00:52:16.530
I'm just playing dumb for the people.
00:52:16.590 --> 00:52:17.039
Oh, okay.
00:52:17.610 --> 00:52:19.139
Uh, I'm giving Britt right now.
00:52:20.010 --> 00:52:20.699
You're giving who?
00:52:20.699 --> 00:52:22.139
Britt from Crime Junkie.
00:52:22.920 --> 00:52:23.161
Oh, okay.
00:52:23.166 --> 00:52:26.309
Oh, I was, you know what she's always like, but wait.
00:52:26.414 --> 00:52:27.119
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:27.210 --> 00:52:29.010
She like prompts the next Yeah.
00:52:29.130 --> 00:52:30.449
I was like, dude, what the fuck?
00:52:30.730 --> 00:52:32.980
So Yolanda, she's a registered nurse.
00:52:33.070 --> 00:52:41.500
She goes to this live show and she pitches to Abraham that there should be a fan club and that she could run it.
00:52:42.159 --> 00:52:55.480
And Abraham approves this because he thinks that the fan club will bring more exposure to Selena and the band, and that this is good for everybody in Yolanda becomes a very, very close friend to Selena in the family.
00:52:55.960 --> 00:53:02.349
And she's not only acting president of the fan club, she's like, she's a trusted advisor.
00:53:02.449 --> 00:53:05.900
I cannot express enough how she had her hooks in Selena.
00:53:05.900 --> 00:53:06.769
Like her influence.
00:53:06.829 --> 00:53:07.789
She's yes.
00:53:07.820 --> 00:53:11.059
We are not talking like, Hey, I think we should sell merch.
00:53:11.090 --> 00:53:14.059
We're talking like trusted confidant of the family.
00:53:14.659 --> 00:53:16.219
But think of how tight knit they are.
00:53:16.219 --> 00:53:18.920
Like no one gets into that inner circle, right?
00:53:19.550 --> 00:53:23.960
They're scared to tell their parents about their, the couple that's in love.
00:53:23.989 --> 00:53:28.940
They won't even tell their dad, but they're like, yes, this woman is so trusted to us.
00:53:28.940 --> 00:53:29.840
We will let her in.
00:53:29.840 --> 00:53:32.570
Like, that's how ingrained she becomes.
00:53:32.960 --> 00:53:35.480
So now we've got some family drama.
00:53:36.289 --> 00:53:46.789
Suzette catches Selena and Chris flirting, and she immediately tells her dad, which like, Suzette, Suzette girl's jealous, girly pop.
00:53:47.150 --> 00:53:48.800
Selena's 21 years old.
00:53:49.340 --> 00:53:51.289
The bitch has been singing since she was six.
00:53:51.559 --> 00:53:53.239
Let her live, let her have some fun.
00:53:53.300 --> 00:53:53.420
No.
00:53:53.420 --> 00:53:55.940
Like let her pop her pussy physically, figuratively.
00:53:56.030 --> 00:53:58.760
And like she has no time to go out and meet men.
00:53:58.969 --> 00:54:02.762
Yeah, but the haughty on the bus that's giving rock and roll.
00:54:02.762 --> 00:54:04.742
Bad boy vibes is into her.
00:54:04.802 --> 00:54:06.782
Give her a let her, let, let her have it.
00:54:06.813 --> 00:54:07.592
21 years old.
00:54:07.623 --> 00:54:08.193
Let her have it.
00:54:08.672 --> 00:54:12.333
So Abraham pulls Chris aside and is like, this is over.
00:54:12.413 --> 00:54:13.702
Don't even fucking think about it.
00:54:13.762 --> 00:54:16.762
Insert very intimidating dad conversation.
00:54:17.063 --> 00:54:18.862
Like it's not even up for debate.
00:54:20.108 --> 00:54:21.038
I will fire you.
00:54:21.427 --> 00:54:24.847
So they continue on dating in secret anyway as they should.
00:54:25.327 --> 00:54:31.958
And one day they're like getting very handsy and I believe making out on said bus and they get caught also.
00:54:31.958 --> 00:54:33.998
How you gonna do that in the same vicinity as your family?
00:54:34.057 --> 00:54:37.027
I think they're just getting risky with it.
00:54:37.117 --> 00:54:47.103
Like I think they're falling more in love every day and it's probably harder and harder to hide and you know, maybe some of that risk is hot, I guess.
00:54:47.333 --> 00:54:53.827
Yeah, I guess like the risk of getting caught, but like it's not because this is what happens, you know, like I will turn this car around.
00:54:53.827 --> 00:54:53.887
Yeah.
00:54:54.518 --> 00:54:58.268
Abraham pulls the fucking bus over when they're canoodling.
00:54:58.327 --> 00:55:04.027
Uh, pulls the bus on the side of the highway is like, guess what?
00:55:04.027 --> 00:55:05.288
Or like into a parking lot.
00:55:05.677 --> 00:55:07.088
Loses his shit.
00:55:07.538 --> 00:55:09.038
Fires Chris on the spot.
00:55:09.788 --> 00:55:11.347
Selena is screaming at him.
00:55:11.677 --> 00:55:12.907
Everyone is fighting.
00:55:13.018 --> 00:55:20.248
Abraham calls Chris a quote, cancer to this family and then he threatens to break up the band if it continues.
00:55:20.307 --> 00:55:20.398
Oh no.
00:55:20.398 --> 00:55:21.478
So he fires Chris.
00:55:21.478 --> 00:55:22.438
The whole thing's a mess.
00:55:22.768 --> 00:55:27.478
Chris leaves Abraham refuses to allow Selena to go with him.
00:55:27.958 --> 00:55:29.637
Selena's devastated now.
00:55:29.637 --> 00:55:34.588
Like think of the way you're crying when you're 21 when you're going through a breakup in the movie.
00:55:34.588 --> 00:55:36.027
She like goes up to her mom.
00:55:36.027 --> 00:55:42.027
And from my understanding, the mom wasn't against the relationship, she was just a little bit on the quieter side.
00:55:42.088 --> 00:55:42.387
Yeah.
00:55:42.393 --> 00:55:45.418
And also like than Abraham, she probably finds the need to be like.
00:55:45.762 --> 00:55:48.282
Gotta stand mother outside my husband, but also a mother.
00:55:48.432 --> 00:55:49.362
Yeah, she's a mother.
00:55:49.393 --> 00:55:54.672
And so Selena's sobbing and she like lays her head in her lap and she's playing with her hair and she's like, it's gonna be okay.
00:55:54.672 --> 00:55:59.023
She's like, B mom, you know, it's very, you know, daddy, but Daddy, I love him.
00:55:59.293 --> 00:56:00.163
It couldn't be us.
00:56:00.313 --> 00:56:01.213
No, it couldn't.
00:56:01.213 --> 00:56:03.132
But I, I can empathize.
00:56:03.193 --> 00:56:03.733
I could empathize.
00:56:04.572 --> 00:56:07.092
My brain immediately is like, no, but you know what I mean?
00:56:07.097 --> 00:56:07.157
Yeah.
00:56:07.163 --> 00:56:07.242
Yeah.
00:56:07.242 --> 00:56:10.632
She's like, consoling, so, and she's like, mom, I love it.
00:56:10.632 --> 00:56:13.063
You know, it's very much the scene you're picturing, right?
00:56:13.063 --> 00:56:13.364
Yes, yes, yes.
00:56:13.663 --> 00:56:19.842
And so everyone's devastated, but they keep on seeing each other for fuck's sake.
00:56:20.503 --> 00:56:23.893
Ladies, if he's not yearning for you like this, get the fuck out.
00:56:23.994 --> 00:56:24.204
Okay.
00:56:24.204 --> 00:56:25.733
Romeo and Juliet, what are we doing here?
00:56:26.393 --> 00:56:39.474
So in the early morning of April 2nd, 1992, Selena and Chris decide to elope because in their heads, Abraham will never approve, approve of their relationship until they're married.
00:56:40.193 --> 00:56:41.994
So they go and get married.
00:56:42.083 --> 00:56:43.134
Make that make sense.
00:56:43.853 --> 00:56:48.833
It was quick, it was quiet, but this is a big, but she's famous.
00:56:49.554 --> 00:56:52.224
I don't know if you guys have heard the story thus far.
00:56:52.704 --> 00:56:54.353
They're both kind of famous, right?
00:56:54.353 --> 00:56:55.344
Specifically her.
00:56:55.943 --> 00:56:59.393
And so somehow media news outlets pick it up.
00:57:00.534 --> 00:57:01.884
She doesn't go missing.
00:57:01.884 --> 00:57:04.434
I don't wanna like be dramatic and be like, she was missing.
00:57:04.614 --> 00:57:07.103
I think they like went to a hotel room to find peace.
00:57:07.224 --> 00:57:11.393
I actually tried to figure out where they went during this time and I couldn't find an answer.
00:57:11.574 --> 00:57:14.364
But people are trying to get ahold of her and no one can reach her.
00:57:14.543 --> 00:57:15.773
So they're freaking out.
00:57:15.893 --> 00:57:20.063
They know she's fine, but they're like, did you actually fucking elope without us?
00:57:20.094 --> 00:57:20.364
Yeah.
00:57:20.423 --> 00:57:21.563
Like your whole ass family.
00:57:21.594 --> 00:57:23.784
You weren't gonna tell us you were gonna like answer usy little bitch kinda thing.
00:57:23.784 --> 00:57:23.844
Yeah.
00:57:23.844 --> 00:57:25.793
You're, you weren't gonna tell us you were gonna get married.
00:57:26.063 --> 00:57:28.103
Abraham is livid.
00:57:29.483 --> 00:57:31.614
Livid, can't even talk.
00:57:31.704 --> 00:57:35.184
Like takes a step back from the band is so upset.
00:57:35.724 --> 00:57:37.853
And so about a month goes by, right?
00:57:37.853 --> 00:57:46.344
They wait for things to kind of settle down and then Selena and Chris get an apartment together in Corpus Christi, Texas and they just continue on with their lives.
00:57:46.793 --> 00:57:49.643
And eventually Abraham does come around.
00:57:49.764 --> 00:57:50.333
He does.
00:57:50.393 --> 00:57:56.068
He says basically he thought that there's a word in Spanish, it's machista.
00:57:56.074 --> 00:57:56.364
Okay.
00:57:57.054 --> 00:57:57.384
Okay.
00:57:57.570 --> 00:57:59.431
And it means like a chauvinistic pig.
00:58:00.001 --> 00:58:09.420
And he basically thought Chris was this like rock and roller who wanted to ruin Selena's career but would go off on his own and like fuck around while he was on tour.
00:58:09.840 --> 00:58:10.141
Oh.
00:58:10.201 --> 00:58:13.981
And just like he was gonna ruin everything for her and he wasn't in love with her.
00:58:14.505 --> 00:58:15.615
And that's not who he was.
00:58:15.615 --> 00:58:19.215
He was actually this like really softy.
00:58:19.365 --> 00:58:22.155
He was obsessed with her in all the right ways.
00:58:22.155 --> 00:58:23.626
Not the creepy, yeah, yeah.
00:58:23.626 --> 00:58:29.715
Manipulating, not using like, truly loved her and wanted the best for her and didn't wanna mess with her career at all.
00:58:29.715 --> 00:58:38.596
Just wanted Selena for who she was, and I think she was able to let her guard down in front of him in a way she probably couldn't outside of the family.
00:58:38.715 --> 00:58:38.985
Yeah.
00:58:39.076 --> 00:58:43.005
And they're spending so much time together, so they like genuinely fell in love with each other.
00:58:43.485 --> 00:58:48.675
And so Abraham comes around, he lets him back into the family band.
00:58:48.766 --> 00:58:49.965
Everyone's fine.
00:58:50.146 --> 00:58:51.766
Chris is part of the fam now.
00:58:51.795 --> 00:58:53.956
We're all one big happy family.
00:58:53.956 --> 00:58:58.815
We're all slang, we're all on Big Bertha ready to take on the world, right?
00:58:58.905 --> 00:58:59.715
Like the Gorny.
00:59:00.076 --> 00:59:09.675
So Jesus Christ, uh, she releases her third studio album and re Mundo Mundo Enter My World.
00:59:10.215 --> 00:59:10.965
I believe that.
00:59:11.505 --> 00:59:12.346
How's that for your Duolingo?
00:59:12.706 --> 00:59:13.275
It's terrible.
00:59:13.545 --> 00:59:19.606
In May, 1992, the album was critically acclaimed as her breakthrough album, and it went 10 times platinum.
00:59:19.695 --> 00:59:20.565
So now crazy.
00:59:20.565 --> 00:59:22.275
Now we're popping the fuck off.
00:59:23.025 --> 00:59:27.795
So she's touring, she's doing public appearances and meet and greets in the people love her.
00:59:28.005 --> 00:59:29.115
She's refreshing.
00:59:29.215 --> 00:59:32.456
She speaks proudly, Spanglish, as she would call it.
00:59:32.755 --> 00:59:33.356
So.
00:59:34.090 --> 00:59:39.190
It's not in my notes, but at one point they asked to do like a press conference with her in Mexico.
00:59:39.760 --> 00:59:39.911
Wow.
00:59:39.911 --> 00:59:42.610
And she's a, a huge ass star in Mexico.
00:59:43.090 --> 00:59:44.380
And her dad's like, no way.
00:59:44.561 --> 00:59:47.141
Abraham's like, you don't speak perfect Spanish.
00:59:47.141 --> 00:59:49.391
There, they will rip you to shreds.
00:59:49.751 --> 00:59:51.101
And she's like, dad, I can do it.
00:59:51.221 --> 00:59:54.010
I've been practicing like, I got this right.
00:59:54.221 --> 01:00:01.541
She goes into this press conference and she's kissing everyone on both cheek and just like working this goddamn room.
01:00:01.811 --> 01:00:09.701
And she sits down and they start asking her, of course, like fluent rapid questions and she starts to answer and she's, she's doing it.
01:00:09.760 --> 01:00:14.201
And at one point she pauses and she just says it in English, like whatever the word she stuck on.
01:00:14.471 --> 01:00:15.820
And everyone cracks up laughing.
01:00:16.061 --> 01:00:18.231
Like she just has this adorable.
01:00:18.621 --> 01:00:21.650
She's wicked cute, like as charming.
01:00:21.650 --> 01:00:23.990
And I mean, she's absolutely stunning and so sexy.
01:00:24.141 --> 01:00:26.871
She's like charming and cute and silly.
01:00:27.380 --> 01:00:30.710
It makes her down earth and it makes her like ref.
01:00:30.740 --> 01:00:34.070
She lights up a room like that term was made for someone like Selena.
01:00:34.221 --> 01:00:35.780
She's fabulous.
01:00:36.141 --> 01:00:38.121
So she's doing her thing.
01:00:38.181 --> 01:00:41.721
She releases an album called Live Exclamation Point.
01:00:42.041 --> 01:00:44.081
It's all the songs are performed live.
01:00:44.181 --> 01:00:48.681
She wins a Grammy and this is like Pin, I mean it's Pinnacle.
01:00:48.740 --> 01:00:52.760
She's, she went from singing in her dad's Tex-Mex restaurant.
01:00:53.226 --> 01:00:55.476
And she wins a Grammy in front of her whole family.
01:00:55.806 --> 01:00:56.315
Unheard of.
01:00:56.496 --> 01:00:58.206
So it's just amazing.
01:00:58.206 --> 01:01:00.666
So she wins for Best Mexican American album.
01:01:00.666 --> 01:01:02.675
It's the 36th Grammy Awards.
01:01:02.735 --> 01:01:08.195
And then in May of 1994, it's named Album of the Year by Billboard, Latin Music Awards.
01:01:08.556 --> 01:01:17.045
She's crushing it in the same year she launches Selena, et cetera, her own fashion line and boutiques, what a name.
01:01:17.226 --> 01:01:25.356
And she's proving, you know, she's not just a performer, she's an entrepreneur and a designer and she's ahead of her time.
01:01:25.356 --> 01:01:26.976
So they open up that debris coming in handy.
01:01:27.275 --> 01:01:27.695
Yep.
01:01:27.815 --> 01:01:35.556
All, all that glue gunning, all all of those bedazzle moments they made in the back of the Big Bertha coming in handy, coming in life.
01:01:35.885 --> 01:01:43.056
And so they opened two boutiques and they even host fashion shows and she walks at the end of each of her fashion shows in her own shit.
01:01:43.115 --> 01:01:53.045
And then at the end of the second one, Selena I, Los Dinos puts on a whole ass concert she's in negotiations to open more stores in Monterey, Mexico and Puerto Rico.
01:01:53.646 --> 01:01:57.155
And the person who is managing both boutiques is Yolanda.
01:01:57.666 --> 01:01:58.081
Of course she, she is.
01:01:58.240 --> 01:02:01.686
'cause the family was so impressed by the way she managed the fan club.
01:02:01.686 --> 01:02:02.706
They promote her.
01:02:03.005 --> 01:02:05.195
So now she's running the two boutiques.
01:02:05.525 --> 01:02:07.985
So at this point, right, let's take a pause.
01:02:07.985 --> 01:02:08.766
In 1994.
01:02:10.146 --> 01:02:11.496
She releases a fourth album.
01:02:11.706 --> 01:02:12.815
She just won a Grammy.
01:02:13.416 --> 01:02:15.335
She's selling out massive venues.
01:02:15.456 --> 01:02:17.045
She's touring all over the place.
01:02:17.045 --> 01:02:20.496
Not just with her family now, but with the love of her life who everyone now accepts.
01:02:20.646 --> 01:02:24.005
She's living, she's designing her own clothes, which she always wanted to do.
01:02:24.275 --> 01:02:25.925
She's opening up a fashion line.
01:02:25.925 --> 01:02:27.036
She's opening up stores.
01:02:27.036 --> 01:02:28.445
She's giving back to the people.
01:02:28.655 --> 01:02:30.936
She is like right there.
01:02:30.996 --> 01:02:36.005
She's like right on the cusp of being the star.
01:02:36.005 --> 01:02:37.956
She, I mean, she's already doing it, but you know what I mean?
01:02:37.956 --> 01:02:40.956
Like she, her bubble is about to blow in the best way.
01:02:42.036 --> 01:02:45.036
And then we come to 1995.
01:02:46.266 --> 01:02:47.135
Are you alive at this point?
01:02:47.945 --> 01:02:48.635
I am alive.
01:02:49.266 --> 01:02:50.016
Are you 93?
01:02:50.585 --> 01:02:51.396
I'm 1990.
01:02:52.056 --> 01:02:53.226
So I've been alive a couple years.
01:02:53.226 --> 01:02:54.576
Look at me making you younger.
01:02:55.206 --> 01:02:56.945
I Listen, I won't shame you for that.
01:02:57.365 --> 01:02:57.996
I won't shame you.
01:02:58.056 --> 01:02:59.226
Can I go pee and refill this?
01:02:59.286 --> 01:02:59.615
Yes.
01:02:59.766 --> 01:03:00.155
Okay, thanks.
01:03:00.155 --> 01:03:06.670
I'll colleen asked for a seventh inning stretch for the podcast so we could like go pee and.
01:03:07.001 --> 01:03:11.110
Also just, you know, refill our drinks, do whatever we need to do.
01:03:11.110 --> 01:03:13.840
Is there a certain song you want for your seventh inning stretch?
01:03:13.900 --> 01:03:15.221
No, I think I'm all stretched.
01:03:15.221 --> 01:03:16.121
I stretched in the bathroom.
01:03:17.170 --> 01:03:18.400
You just stretched in the bathroom?
01:03:18.431 --> 01:03:19.181
Yeah, I cracked my back.
01:03:19.690 --> 01:03:24.311
But what's like the seventh inning stretch like we played, take me out to the ball game and then it's followed up.
01:03:24.311 --> 01:03:25.661
I feel like it would be, sorry, am I even talking to the microphone?
01:03:25.811 --> 01:03:30.425
I feel like it would be, my brain always goes to Dancing Queen, but that's my walkup song.
01:03:30.826 --> 01:03:33.706
The seventh Inning stretch song would be like, I like Dancing Queen.
01:03:33.945 --> 01:03:35.056
No, that's my walkup song.
01:03:36.226 --> 01:03:36.556
Okay.
01:03:36.976 --> 01:03:38.505
In the case we ever play a game of baseball.
01:03:38.626 --> 01:03:38.956
Sure.
01:03:38.985 --> 01:03:42.556
You know, you know that very near future thing that we'll definitely do.
01:03:42.735 --> 01:03:43.155
Yeah.
01:03:43.155 --> 01:03:44.385
No jerseys are so ugly.
01:03:44.385 --> 01:03:45.585
Like not for my body type.
01:03:48.766 --> 01:03:49.005
Yeah.
01:03:49.005 --> 01:03:56.525
My company was looking at swag and they were like golf shirts for women and I'm like, I've quite literally never seen a no Golf Short.
01:03:56.556 --> 01:04:07.266
Now if you go on these sites that were made for women who actually play golf, I'm talking like the companies who buy in bulk and it comes in either man size or women's size.
01:04:07.266 --> 01:04:10.175
No, but you know that material is like the dry fit material.
01:04:10.206 --> 01:04:11.226
No, I love that.
01:04:11.340 --> 01:04:12.275
No, no.
01:04:12.275 --> 01:04:13.565
That is the most unflattering.
01:04:13.865 --> 01:04:17.496
No, but to, to like work out in and do something you're actually sweating in.
01:04:17.496 --> 01:04:17.885
Yes.
01:04:17.916 --> 01:04:22.416
I mean the shape, the shape is not doing any of us any good.
01:04:23.076 --> 01:04:27.516
Let me tell you, it clings to things you don't need clinging to I that I agree with.
01:04:27.545 --> 01:04:29.226
And that is just something I'll stand behind.
01:04:29.226 --> 01:04:30.936
But no, I don't know what my seventh inning stretch song would be.
01:04:30.936 --> 01:04:35.615
Okay, well think about it and we'll, we'll do, we'll circle back a little seventh inning stretch song.
01:04:36.425 --> 01:04:41.045
Oh, oh, pump it louder.
01:04:41.255 --> 01:04:43.085
Pump louder.
01:04:44.106 --> 01:04:45.365
I'm vetoing nine mumbo number five.
01:04:45.516 --> 01:04:46.295
Mumbo number five.
01:04:47.016 --> 01:04:48.306
Ladies, hold on.
01:04:50.405 --> 01:04:52.775
Ladies and gentlemen, this is mumbo number five.
01:04:56.340 --> 01:04:58.806
1, 2, 3, 4, 5.
01:04:58.806 --> 01:05:15.280
Everybody in the club and juice saying I really don't want, just like was overcame with something, something to go over.
01:05:15.286 --> 01:05:16.326
That was very funny.
01:05:16.476 --> 01:05:18.275
Someone took over my bad for that one.
01:05:18.280 --> 01:05:19.561
That, that continue moving.
01:05:19.780 --> 01:05:21.905
You can continue about Selena.
01:05:22.416 --> 01:05:23.556
Yeah, it's about to get real dark.
01:05:23.556 --> 01:05:24.096
So buckle in.
01:05:24.096 --> 01:05:28.206
I mean, Selena Gomez could never, I do like Selena Gomez a lot.
01:05:28.235 --> 01:05:29.195
No, but she's not Selena.
01:05:29.226 --> 01:05:38.675
You know, I mean, okay, so, Yolanda has been managing the boutique since early 19 94, 8 months later.
01:05:39.231 --> 01:05:41.931
She moves'cause she lives in San Antonio, Texas.
01:05:41.931 --> 01:05:48.561
She moves to Corpus Christi to be closer to Selena and she is like fully in it.
01:05:48.590 --> 01:05:49.550
We need her backstory.
01:05:49.550 --> 01:05:54.050
Like does she have a family in, her and Selena are very, very tight.
01:05:54.411 --> 01:05:54.650
Yeah.
01:05:55.041 --> 01:05:58.971
In December, 1994, things aren't going well at the boutiques.
01:05:59.240 --> 01:06:03.831
They begin to complain about being short on staff and they're like, well that's weird.
01:06:03.831 --> 01:06:05.481
We fully staffed everybody.
01:06:05.960 --> 01:06:08.811
Turns out Yolanda is often dismissing employees.
01:06:08.811 --> 01:06:13.431
She just didn't like and if you like, fucked up one time she was like, Ew, no, you're fired.
01:06:14.061 --> 01:06:19.161
And so employees at the stores are regularly complaining about her behavior to Selena.
01:06:19.550 --> 01:06:20.210
Oh that's awkward.
01:06:20.570 --> 01:06:36.635
And Selena is writing off their claims and she truly believes that Yolanda would never negatively affect her businesses or treat someone they hired with disrespect or let people go flippantly.
01:06:36.746 --> 01:06:41.150
Like Selena's core is to take care of her own.
01:06:41.481 --> 01:06:46.460
And she's like, Yolanda knows how much these boutiques, this business, these people mean to me.
01:06:46.641 --> 01:06:47.690
She would never do that.
01:06:47.690 --> 01:06:49.701
'cause she knows she would never, it would hurt me.
01:06:49.760 --> 01:06:50.001
Yeah.
01:06:50.061 --> 01:06:52.041
Like she selena's very pure of heart.
01:06:52.041 --> 01:06:53.300
She's very loyal.
01:06:53.451 --> 01:06:53.721
Yeah.
01:06:54.740 --> 01:06:59.871
And when they did not get the reaction they were looking for from Selena, they went to Abraham.
01:07:00.590 --> 01:07:05.181
They're like, okay, Selena might not be taking this seriously, but like someone needs to hear us out.
01:07:05.541 --> 01:07:07.940
Abraham did not write these claims off.
01:07:08.030 --> 01:07:10.400
Abraham is like, something is not right.
01:07:10.490 --> 01:07:12.291
He took it super seriously.
01:07:12.291 --> 01:07:16.340
He told Selena to be careful and he said, Yolanda might not be a good influence.
01:07:16.760 --> 01:07:20.661
And Selena kind of dismissed him and was like, you've never really been trusting of people though.
01:07:20.661 --> 01:07:21.710
Like she's my, yeah.
01:07:22.041 --> 01:07:23.240
One of my closest friends.
01:07:23.240 --> 01:07:24.740
Like, you don't really get it.
01:07:26.061 --> 01:07:36.891
So January, 1995, Selena's fashion designer, Martin Gomez, she worked really closely with her cousin and clients are expressing their concerns over Yolanda's behavior.
01:07:36.951 --> 01:07:37.161
Yikes.
01:07:37.190 --> 01:07:39.860
So we're not even talking like people who work at my stores anymore.
01:07:39.860 --> 01:07:42.260
We're talking inner circle like flags are flagging.
01:07:42.530 --> 01:07:43.251
Yes.
01:07:43.590 --> 01:07:46.800
They're worried about her management skills and the way that she's behaving.
01:07:47.070 --> 01:07:58.081
During an interview with Yolanda in 1995, reporters from the Dallas Morning News said her devotion to Selena boarded on obsession again in January.
01:07:58.081 --> 01:08:06.900
Abraham Beca began receiving calls from fans who said they paid for a membership in the Selena Fan Club and they had received nothing in return for it.
01:08:07.681 --> 01:08:09.300
And back in the day, right?
01:08:09.300 --> 01:08:11.521
So we're talking mid nineties.
01:08:11.851 --> 01:08:15.391
This was not like you paid a hundred bucks and you got a cameo.
01:08:15.630 --> 01:08:18.150
This was like, I signed up for a thing.
01:08:18.511 --> 01:08:27.541
They buy tons of swag, Selena signs it, and then you get like a swag bag of stuff in the, in the snail mail sent to you.
01:08:27.661 --> 01:08:28.051
Right?
01:08:28.051 --> 01:08:31.621
And so all of these fans are like, we paid for this months ago.
01:08:31.831 --> 01:08:32.911
Nothing is happening.
01:08:32.911 --> 01:08:33.751
What is going on?
01:08:34.246 --> 01:08:36.975
And so Abraham's spidey senses are tingling.
01:08:37.365 --> 01:08:40.395
Abraham's like, Hmm, I'm gonna start investigating.
01:08:41.176 --> 01:08:49.336
And what he finds is that Yolanda has embezzled more than$30,000 via forged checks from both the fan club and the boutiques.
01:08:49.605 --> 01:08:53.926
She's stealing from any area of the business she has her fingers in, she is taking money from.
01:08:54.046 --> 01:08:54.405
Great.
01:08:55.725 --> 01:09:05.355
So they also show this in a really interesting way in the movie where after one of the fashion shows, all the girlies get together and they're like, oh my God, we wanna do something nice for Selena.
01:09:05.355 --> 01:09:06.735
Like, this has been so amazing.
01:09:06.735 --> 01:09:08.865
We're all gonna pitch in and buy her jewelry.
01:09:08.865 --> 01:09:10.065
Like, we're gonna buy her a ring.
01:09:10.636 --> 01:09:12.826
And they're like, Yolanda, do you wanna pitch in?
01:09:12.826 --> 01:09:14.895
And she's like, I know exactly what she wants.
01:09:14.956 --> 01:09:18.496
You guys give me the money and I'll go buy what?
01:09:18.555 --> 01:09:19.305
Exactly what?
01:09:19.336 --> 01:09:25.185
Like I know her so well and Yolanda goes and buys a ring and then just says it's from her.
01:09:26.086 --> 01:09:26.595
Interesting.
01:09:26.655 --> 01:09:31.876
And it's just like, it's giving the ick, like you can just tell that something is incorrect right now.
01:09:31.876 --> 01:09:32.355
That's the movie.
01:09:32.355 --> 01:09:35.296
I know it's not a hundred percent accurate, but you're getting the vibes.
01:09:35.355 --> 01:09:35.595
Yeah.
01:09:35.626 --> 01:09:36.826
That something is off.
01:09:37.243 --> 01:09:40.127
So Abraham holds a meeting.
01:09:41.027 --> 01:09:43.127
Selena is there, and Suzette is there.
01:09:43.337 --> 01:09:46.457
It's March 9th to confront Yolanda.
01:09:46.877 --> 01:09:51.856
He has his receipts, his t's have been crossed, his i's have been dotted.
01:09:52.367 --> 01:09:53.627
And so we don't have a lawyer or anything.
01:09:53.777 --> 01:09:54.377
Mm-hmm.
01:09:54.752 --> 01:09:55.622
No family.
01:09:55.712 --> 01:09:57.752
They are family, family, family.
01:09:57.936 --> 01:09:59.851
It, it is family first always.
01:10:00.091 --> 01:10:05.462
And that's why, not to say if this didn't happen to a tight-knit family, it wouldn't be as sad.
01:10:05.792 --> 01:10:14.341
But to, to get in with this particular group and fuck it so bad and do something so heinous, it's extra cruel.
01:10:14.341 --> 01:10:15.332
Breaks my heart.
01:10:15.841 --> 01:10:20.702
We're not talking about people who didn't have a support system who like grabbed onto others.
01:10:20.702 --> 01:10:23.221
Like, I feel that way about watching Justin Bieber grow up.
01:10:23.462 --> 01:10:27.362
Like I feel like there was, there's a lot obviously happening right now with him.
01:10:27.542 --> 01:10:31.591
I feel like he gravitated towards people who were just around him.
01:10:31.771 --> 01:10:32.971
Selena did not.
01:10:32.971 --> 01:10:35.971
So it was like from the jump, Selena had her crew.
01:10:36.662 --> 01:10:41.221
And so to watch this woman detonate it is just horrific.
01:10:41.389 --> 01:10:43.038
They go about in a very smart way.
01:10:43.038 --> 01:10:44.899
They start out asking questions.
01:10:44.899 --> 01:10:46.248
They're like, well, what about this?
01:10:46.309 --> 01:10:47.208
And what about that?
01:10:47.238 --> 01:11:02.150
And then he just starts laying down the proof, he presents all of his evidence to Yolanda, imagine the sweat trickling down her back as he just like lays all this information down and he's like, here are the complaints we're getting and here are the phone calls from fans.
01:11:02.150 --> 01:11:06.621
We're getting, oh, and here are the forged checks that I have also found.
01:11:07.310 --> 01:11:10.671
And if you do not provide the evidence.
01:11:11.570 --> 01:11:13.761
To disapprove all of these accusations.
01:11:13.820 --> 01:11:23.001
I'm calling the cops and I think a part of him had to do it in front of Selena because I think so much of it was noise to her.
01:11:23.240 --> 01:11:31.631
But to also hear it at the same time as her and to see the reaction, it almost needed to like light a fire under her real, like how bad it is.
01:11:31.661 --> 01:11:32.051
Right?
01:11:32.506 --> 01:11:38.497
so he's like, I'm gonna call the cops if you can't disprove this, if bans Yolanda from contacting Selena.
01:11:38.856 --> 01:11:42.216
However, Selena did not want to burn this friendship.
01:11:42.216 --> 01:11:43.686
She did not wanna burn this bridge.
01:11:43.686 --> 01:11:45.216
Selena, you're being naive.
01:11:45.277 --> 01:11:49.957
She thought Yolanda was essential to her success, specifically with the boutiques.
01:11:50.287 --> 01:12:02.556
And also she has all of Selena's bank records, statements, financial records, like when Selena's getting ready to do her motherfucking taxes one day, Yolanda has all of it.
01:12:02.796 --> 01:12:11.707
So there's also an aspect of this, of like, you have a lot of information for a long time now and I I kind of need to keep you close.
01:12:11.737 --> 01:12:11.947
Yeah.
01:12:11.947 --> 01:12:17.556
And I don't want to burn this bridge, but like something's gotta give here'cause you're actively stealing from me.
01:12:17.737 --> 01:12:17.976
Yeah.
01:12:18.067 --> 01:12:20.527
Which is like an impossible situation to be put in.
01:12:20.737 --> 01:12:26.167
She's also probably mourning the fact that one of her closest confidants is like, yeah, she only has robbing her blind.
01:12:26.167 --> 01:12:26.436
Right.
01:12:26.436 --> 01:12:27.516
So there's a lot happening.
01:12:27.730 --> 01:12:36.570
So it's March, two months later, not even Yolanda refuses to hand over any bank statements, any financial documents, because she knows what it's gonna say, right?
01:12:37.350 --> 01:12:39.661
She claims that.
01:12:39.751 --> 01:12:41.251
So this part gets really weird.
01:12:41.551 --> 01:12:44.911
She claims to have been sexually assaulted by Selena?
01:12:45.360 --> 01:12:45.780
No.
01:12:45.930 --> 01:12:47.610
Oh, but why is that an excuse to steal?
01:12:47.610 --> 01:12:53.220
She says it to Selena and she says like, that's why I can't give you these documents, is'cause I was sexually assaulted.
01:12:53.581 --> 01:12:54.331
That makes no sense.
01:12:54.331 --> 01:13:01.980
But so Selena takes her to the hospital to get an examination and they don't.
01:13:02.161 --> 01:13:15.990
Now, if you've never been sexually assaulted or, uh, raped, trigger warning, a vaginal assessment is swab slash whole situation exam is pretty normal, right?
01:13:16.530 --> 01:13:17.640
They don't do that.
01:13:18.301 --> 01:13:27.720
And also Yolanda's like, well, it happened in Mexico and they were in Corpus Christi, but they went to a San Antonio doctor, and the doctor was like, why are you here?
01:13:27.780 --> 01:13:29.461
Like, not, why are you here?
01:13:29.461 --> 01:13:34.501
But like, if it happened in Mexico and you're from there, why are you, the whole thing is weird.
01:13:34.501 --> 01:13:36.600
And I like, couldn't find a lot of information on it.
01:13:36.780 --> 01:13:37.140
Weird.
01:13:37.680 --> 01:13:40.501
This is what I'll say, I personally believe happened.
01:13:40.530 --> 01:13:42.511
Take this with a grain of salt, right?
01:13:42.813 --> 01:13:46.323
Whether she was assaulted, raped, whatever might have happened to her.
01:13:46.922 --> 01:13:53.972
The way and the timing of which she did this to me feels the noose is tightening and I am buying for time.
01:13:54.302 --> 01:13:54.662
Correct.
01:13:54.722 --> 01:13:57.542
I don't know if she was sexually, I I don't wanna comment on that.
01:13:57.542 --> 01:13:57.603
No.
01:13:57.603 --> 01:14:03.212
Like, but like the way in which she was like, I can't give you these financial documents like I was sexually assaulted.
01:14:03.453 --> 01:14:06.603
Feels very like we are grasping at straws, baby girl.
01:14:06.632 --> 01:14:08.073
We're grasping, we are.
01:14:08.073 --> 01:14:09.962
Not to dismiss you, but also kind of sauce.
01:14:09.962 --> 01:14:10.233
Right?
01:14:10.292 --> 01:14:12.212
Like, if that happened horrific.
01:14:12.422 --> 01:14:21.002
Not the time, the place, or the reason to bring that up in this, like, I'll take you to get checked, but also hand over the, the evidence, but like the question still stands my girl.
01:14:21.063 --> 01:14:21.302
Yeah.
01:14:21.363 --> 01:14:30.453
So after this whole hospital debacle of them like going to this hospital, whatever, they meet again and now it's March 31st, 1995.
01:14:30.993 --> 01:14:35.132
And anytime you say a date, you know, it's like gotta be, gotta be fucked up.
01:14:35.469 --> 01:14:39.009
Selena goes to Yolanda's motel room, it's at the Days Inn.
01:14:39.429 --> 01:14:42.189
It's Selena demands the financial documents from her.
01:14:42.338 --> 01:14:44.889
She's like, give them to me now.
01:14:45.548 --> 01:14:49.748
And at 1148, Yolanda gets out a gun out of her purse.
01:14:50.078 --> 01:14:51.849
She holds the gun up to Selena.
01:14:51.998 --> 01:14:54.399
Selena sees the gun and makes a run for it.
01:14:54.969 --> 01:15:07.029
And as she turns, Yolanda fires and she shoots Selena in the right lower shoulder and it hits an artery and Selena makes a run for the lobby.
01:15:07.059 --> 01:15:08.198
Now she's at a DA in.
01:15:08.979 --> 01:15:12.908
Also bleeding from an artery bleeding out trigger warning.
01:15:13.149 --> 01:15:14.948
Like a lot of blood.
01:15:14.979 --> 01:15:15.908
Yeah, like an artery.
01:15:15.969 --> 01:15:18.618
We're talking truly bleeding out.
01:15:19.338 --> 01:15:22.849
According to Wikipedia, it was 392 feet.
01:15:23.088 --> 01:15:28.578
So for Americans for measurement, it's 130 yards.
01:15:28.849 --> 01:15:30.498
So it's over a football field.
01:15:30.859 --> 01:15:31.248
Oh yeah.
01:15:31.248 --> 01:15:31.819
That's far.
01:15:31.849 --> 01:15:32.628
She makes it that far.
01:15:32.628 --> 01:15:39.139
I if you're literally any from anywhere else other than the us it's 119 meters, a lot of blood.
01:15:39.948 --> 01:15:43.759
Yolanda is chasing after her at some point and calling her a bitch.
01:15:45.078 --> 01:15:47.779
Uh, are you, are you actually fucking for real?
01:15:48.019 --> 01:15:49.099
Are you fucking for real?
01:15:49.788 --> 01:15:51.198
Selena makes it to the lobby.
01:15:51.408 --> 01:15:52.519
She collapses.
01:15:52.639 --> 01:16:06.483
Can you imagine being the front desk receptionist to the Days Inn in Corpus Christi, Texas and you see Selena, literally Selena coming in, bleeding out, no, they immediately called 9 1 1.
01:16:06.662 --> 01:16:14.823
They reacted so fast, they were trying to help her, and Selena says Yolanda, room 1 58 and that's the last words she ever spoke.
01:16:15.872 --> 01:16:29.762
Yolanda goes to her pickup truck because she knows what's about to happen and she attempts to flee the scene of the crime responding officers were already there and spot her and like pin her in so she can't leave.
01:16:29.853 --> 01:16:30.783
They're like, no bitch.
01:16:31.262 --> 01:16:45.182
This begins a nine and a half hour standoff between Yolanda and the FBI, where Yolanda sits in her car and threatens to kill herself for nine and a half hours, nine and a half hours.
01:16:45.363 --> 01:16:48.273
Now, fans obviously hear about this quickly.
01:16:48.453 --> 01:16:50.762
They're all just standing around.
01:16:51.243 --> 01:16:53.523
So all of these people are converging.
01:16:53.552 --> 01:17:00.393
The cops have her literally cornered and she's in the car holding the gun, talking to the police, being like, I'm gonna kill myself..
01:17:00.752 --> 01:17:02.342
true pandemonium though.
01:17:03.153 --> 01:17:06.903
She doesn't, they arrest her, by the way, but like, stop with the drama.
01:17:06.903 --> 01:17:07.472
Yolanda.
01:17:07.953 --> 01:17:08.493
Enough.
01:17:09.153 --> 01:17:12.422
And also, I hate to say this, but I was talking to Erin about this the other day.
01:17:12.813 --> 01:17:16.712
$30,000, all of this for 30 K, that's nothing.
01:17:17.132 --> 01:17:19.087
Even in mid nineties, it's not that much.
01:17:19.292 --> 01:17:20.222
It's a lot of money.
01:17:20.403 --> 01:17:24.813
It's the grand scheme of things for a multimillionaire at this point.
01:17:24.813 --> 01:17:27.512
Probably a global superstar.
01:17:27.662 --> 01:17:29.823
You don't think you could have figured something the fuck out?
01:17:30.002 --> 01:17:34.212
This woman who gave you chance after chance the kindest, most down to earth.
01:17:34.252 --> 01:17:34.912
I help.
01:17:34.912 --> 01:17:38.122
My people don't, and I feel like they would've a hundred percent if she was just like, yeah, I did it.
01:17:38.122 --> 01:17:38.453
I'm sorry.
01:17:38.453 --> 01:17:39.712
They probably would've been like, bye, you're fired.
01:17:39.712 --> 01:17:40.073
And that's it.
01:17:40.073 --> 01:17:41.603
There would've been no actual repercussions of here.
01:17:41.603 --> 01:17:41.662
No.
01:17:41.662 --> 01:17:46.222
They were like, give me my financial fire so I can file my taxes.
01:17:46.342 --> 01:17:48.082
Yeah, bare minimum.
01:17:48.143 --> 01:17:49.733
Give me my documents.
01:17:49.823 --> 01:17:51.052
You monster.
01:17:51.143 --> 01:17:52.342
You fucking monster.
01:17:52.882 --> 01:17:56.542
So Selena was transported to the hospital at noon.
01:17:56.662 --> 01:17:58.342
She was shot at 1148.
01:17:58.733 --> 01:18:04.903
So when I tell you fast like they were fucking there her heart stopped beating.
01:18:05.443 --> 01:18:19.978
They revive her long enough to get her into surgery, but they do everything they can and they pronounce her dead of blood loss in cardiac arrest at 1:05 PM Selena is 23 years old, woof.
01:18:20.592 --> 01:18:24.073
And on April 1st, they hold a vigil in Corpus Christi.
01:18:24.105 --> 01:18:27.826
and Over 70,000 people signed the book of condolences.
01:18:28.395 --> 01:18:42.206
It shook the world, her assassination, because that is what it is, was compared to John Lennon to JFK in the death of Elvis Presley on April 12th, 1995, two weeks after her death, George W.
01:18:42.206 --> 01:18:45.826
Bush, who was governor of Texas at the time, declared her birthday April 16th.
01:18:45.826 --> 01:18:57.706
As Selena Day in the state, Yolanda Sal Devar was tried in October of 1995, after three hours of deliberating, she was found guilty of first degree murder.
01:18:57.735 --> 01:19:09.046
She was sentenced to 30 years in prison with the possibility of parole, which was the maximum sentence at that time in Texas, which brings us to March 27th, 2025.
01:19:09.826 --> 01:19:10.456
She croak.
01:19:10.605 --> 01:19:13.126
She had the opportunity to be paroled.
01:19:13.725 --> 01:19:16.095
Oh, and she was presented to the parole board.
01:19:16.921 --> 01:19:28.801
In the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles denied Yolanda parole citing the brutal nature of the crime and concerns that Saldovar still poses a threat to public safety.
01:19:29.100 --> 01:19:32.520
Her next parole review is scheduled for March, 2030.
01:19:33.091 --> 01:19:38.551
In, during her incarceration, Yolanda has been held in protective custody due to threats from other inmates.
01:19:38.551 --> 01:19:38.820
Damn.
01:19:38.820 --> 01:19:41.400
Spending up to 23 hours a day in isolation.
01:19:41.605 --> 01:19:43.350
Oh, good.
01:19:43.831 --> 01:19:45.780
What does this woman look like these days?
01:19:46.320 --> 01:19:46.890
Who cares?
01:19:47.070 --> 01:19:50.791
No, I know, I know, but I'm just um, yeah, no, I, I totally get you.
01:19:51.871 --> 01:19:56.033
So the thing is, Selena died, but she never left.
01:19:56.064 --> 01:20:00.264
You know, her music still plays, her face is everywhere.
01:20:00.323 --> 01:20:05.453
Her story still inspires Latinas all over the place.
01:20:05.484 --> 01:20:06.984
She's a muse.
01:20:07.163 --> 01:20:12.113
She gets her own movie in 1997 with the then unknown Jennifer Lopez.
01:20:12.144 --> 01:20:14.243
There's a Netflix series in 2020.
01:20:14.543 --> 01:20:17.304
Mac launched two makeup collections in her honor.
01:20:17.423 --> 01:20:18.413
She has a museum.
01:20:18.413 --> 01:20:25.913
She got a Hollywood star after her passing, and she still has a devoted fan base across multiple generations.
01:20:26.274 --> 01:20:30.113
She's a symbol of Latin pride, of the American dream.
01:20:30.413 --> 01:20:31.493
She's everything.
01:20:31.884 --> 01:20:41.573
And she proved that you could just be yourself, where no matter what culture you come from, no matter what combination, no matter how many people tell you no, that you could just be yourself and make it.
01:20:42.639 --> 01:20:46.269
And so I asked Chad, GPT'cause I wanted to end on a positive note.
01:20:46.509 --> 01:20:54.248
And so I said, can you tell me in all, you know, a couple paragraphs like what is Selena's legacy?
01:20:54.519 --> 01:20:56.559
And I get chills every time I read this.
01:20:57.488 --> 01:20:59.948
Selena's legacy is far greater than her music.
01:21:00.158 --> 01:21:10.658
She shattered barriers for women in Latin music, especially in the male dominated Tejano genre, becoming a cultural icon who proved that being a Mexican American wasn't a limitation, it was a superpower.
01:21:10.988 --> 01:21:12.248
She embraced her identity.
01:21:12.368 --> 01:21:19.118
She spoke Spanglish proudly and connected deeply with fans who finally saw themselves reflected in a global superstar.
01:21:19.418 --> 01:21:25.779
Selena inspired her generation to pursue their dreams unapologetically, and she did it with humility, joy, and sparkle.
01:21:25.929 --> 01:21:32.469
Her confidence, kindness, and work ethic made her not just beloved, but unforgettable, nearly three decades after her passing.
01:21:32.679 --> 01:21:40.418
Selena's presence is still everywhere in tribute, concerts, makeup, collections, murals, documentaries in the hearts of fans, old and new Wow.
01:21:40.868 --> 01:21:47.859
Artists continue to name her as a key influence, and young Latinas still look to her as proof that they belong on any stage in any room.
01:21:48.069 --> 01:21:52.599
Her music continues to chart, her fashion still inspires, and her story keeps being told.
01:21:52.838 --> 01:21:55.029
Selena may be gone, but her light hasn't dimmed.
01:21:55.238 --> 01:22:01.779
She lives on in every beat, in every lyric, and in every dream made bigger because of her bridge.
01:22:01.779 --> 01:22:01.958
I'm sorry.
01:22:04.604 --> 01:22:05.224
So beautiful.
01:22:07.953 --> 01:22:09.224
She's such an inspiration.
01:22:12.154 --> 01:22:13.809
I hate Yolanda so much.
01:22:16.149 --> 01:22:17.498
It's been a really bad week.
01:22:20.469 --> 01:22:23.109
No, no, I agree with all the, all the things.
01:22:24.394 --> 01:22:24.934
I'm a mess.
01:22:26.198 --> 01:22:27.819
I'm so mad, Yolanda.
01:22:27.849 --> 01:22:27.969
Yeah.
01:22:27.969 --> 01:22:28.599
Fuck that bitch.
01:22:28.679 --> 01:22:31.979
This is gonna sound so dumb, but I know the people who will get it will get it.
01:22:32.394 --> 01:22:35.904
Why do you think murder is ever the answer?
01:22:35.904 --> 01:22:48.684
And I know that's so stupid, but it's like, why do you think,'cause you did something shitty, you get to take away this person from family and fans and people who could have, she could have done anything.
01:22:48.774 --> 01:22:50.573
Selena could have done anything.
01:22:50.724 --> 01:22:55.404
And because this bitch embezzled and got caught, she was like, no, not you.
01:22:56.123 --> 01:22:57.743
That's infuriating to me.
01:22:57.819 --> 01:22:58.099
I know.
01:22:58.319 --> 01:23:07.644
And I, I don't know if anyone's watched, there was a documentary recently about Lacey Peterson, which like talk about someone who deserves to burn in the fiery pits of hell.
01:23:07.644 --> 01:23:09.984
Scott Peterson can truly fuck off.
01:23:10.014 --> 01:23:10.163
No.
01:23:10.163 --> 01:23:10.854
Yeah, for sure.
01:23:10.854 --> 01:23:19.644
And Lacey Peterson's mom, I'm paraphrasing, says something to the effect of, just because you didn't want her anymore doesn't mean you get to take her from us.
01:23:20.003 --> 01:23:23.363
And it's always stuck with me, like there is a way.
01:23:24.519 --> 01:23:29.649
There is a way in which you can still get what you want without actually taking someone from this planet.
01:23:29.679 --> 01:23:29.828
Mm-hmm.
01:23:30.069 --> 01:23:31.779
And no one will be able to.
01:23:31.838 --> 01:23:33.338
There's a long list of other ways you can do it.
01:23:33.368 --> 01:23:35.378
There's so many other things that you can do.
01:23:35.439 --> 01:23:44.448
And like you taking this beautiful superstar who she was fucking 23 years old, her family was she was the nucleus to this family.
01:23:44.538 --> 01:23:53.538
Like every documentary, every interview I see, I am so Abraham, I am so sick for him, her siblings, her mom, I mean, whatever.
01:23:53.809 --> 01:23:55.939
So you guys all get it.
01:23:56.298 --> 01:23:58.969
In the movie, it's absolutely fucking Dal.
01:23:59.599 --> 01:24:00.738
She dies, right?
01:24:00.979 --> 01:24:04.729
Yolanda is in the car, she's weeping, fuck off.
01:24:05.269 --> 01:24:11.179
And it's the family crying in the doctor's hallway, like in the hospital.
01:24:11.899 --> 01:24:16.279
And then they show an empty stage with a microphone, no one on it.
01:24:16.399 --> 01:24:17.929
Completely empty venue.
01:24:18.798 --> 01:24:24.798
In the song Selena's song, I'm Dreaming Of You, tonight comes on and it starts late at night.
01:24:24.798 --> 01:24:33.469
Well, the, it is so fucking diabolical to play that song and then play a montage of Selena.
01:24:35.444 --> 01:24:37.639
I was, I was a wreck.
01:24:37.923 --> 01:24:40.998
I, I have not watched that movie in a solid 15 years.
01:24:41.029 --> 01:24:42.139
I was a fucking wreck.
01:24:42.439 --> 01:24:48.979
I'm dreaming of you tonight, but tomorrow I'll be holding you tight and there's nowhere in the world that I'd rather be, but here in my room, dreaming about you and me.
01:24:50.599 --> 01:24:52.279
I'm sorry, I'm feeling really passionately about this.
01:24:52.279 --> 01:24:52.788
No, it's okay.
01:24:52.788 --> 01:24:53.689
Let the passion out.
01:24:54.439 --> 01:24:56.899
I just, I fear I don't know how to, I don't, I feel you.
01:24:56.899 --> 01:24:57.618
I stand with you.
01:24:58.248 --> 01:25:03.259
I need you to watch the movie I don't disinformation so that you can understand how she dies.
01:25:03.259 --> 01:25:08.958
And then the immediate song that begins playing, it's diabolical.
01:25:09.168 --> 01:25:09.439
Okay.
01:25:09.948 --> 01:25:15.708
And that is the horrible story, but wonderful legacy of Selena.
01:25:19.069 --> 01:25:22.908
What I need a pound of.
01:25:23.088 --> 01:25:23.658
How about this?
01:25:23.663 --> 01:25:25.219
Let's have a, let's have, let's have a sip.
01:25:25.338 --> 01:25:25.639
Ready?
01:25:25.639 --> 01:25:25.792
No.
01:25:25.792 --> 01:25:26.242
Oh, shit.
01:25:26.332 --> 01:25:26.542
Yeah.
01:25:26.631 --> 01:25:28.131
Are we gonna do a breathing exercise?
01:25:28.162 --> 01:25:28.731
What are you doing?
01:25:28.792 --> 01:25:39.322
I was, I was just gonna like, reassemble and just um, you wouldn't know peace if it ran you over with a fucking car.
01:25:39.622 --> 01:25:40.162
No, true.
01:25:40.162 --> 01:25:40.792
But I can pretend.
01:25:42.106 --> 01:25:44.386
There was a dog every work today and he was like, legit being crazy.
01:25:44.386 --> 01:25:47.686
And I picked him up and put him to my chest and said, and we're calm.
01:25:47.926 --> 01:25:49.846
And we're calm and we're at peace.
01:25:51.226 --> 01:25:51.766
And he stopped.
01:25:51.947 --> 01:25:54.856
Oh, that's actually very nice.
01:25:54.856 --> 01:25:55.697
He was really annoying.
01:25:55.787 --> 01:25:56.957
And I was like, just sit down.
01:25:57.436 --> 01:25:57.856
Yeah.
01:25:57.917 --> 01:26:02.207
Do you believe that thing about dogs where like, it imitates the owner?
01:26:02.207 --> 01:26:04.756
So if it's like an anxious owner, the dog is anxious.
01:26:04.756 --> 01:26:05.806
I've never owned a pet.
01:26:05.806 --> 01:26:06.796
I've always wanted a dog.
01:26:06.796 --> 01:26:07.726
I want a corgi.
01:26:08.056 --> 01:26:08.926
I want an imitator.
01:26:08.926 --> 01:26:10.636
Tot I've been very clear about this.
01:26:10.697 --> 01:26:11.087
Yeah, I know.
01:26:11.146 --> 01:26:14.506
Or I want, like if imitates an old man name, Winston.
01:26:15.197 --> 01:26:18.077
My coworker just got a dog and named it Sir Winston.
01:26:18.287 --> 01:26:19.216
Sir Winston Murphy.
01:26:19.216 --> 01:26:21.197
So they call him Murph, they call him Winston.
01:26:21.197 --> 01:26:21.976
They call him sir.
01:26:21.976 --> 01:26:23.447
They like multiple names from him.
01:26:23.447 --> 01:26:25.457
I love Sir, sir Winston Murphy.
01:26:25.457 --> 01:26:26.351
I'm like, that's cute to fuck.
01:26:26.351 --> 01:26:26.686
Oh actually a dog name list.
01:26:26.686 --> 01:26:27.256
Do you wanna hear it?
01:26:27.407 --> 01:26:28.157
Yeah, of course.
01:26:28.444 --> 01:26:28.743
Okay.
01:26:29.283 --> 01:26:30.274
Obviously it depends on the dog.
01:26:30.274 --> 01:26:32.224
Like it has to suit the actual type of dog.
01:26:33.003 --> 01:26:33.274
Okay.
01:26:33.333 --> 01:26:33.993
Moose.
01:26:34.444 --> 01:26:35.344
But it depends on the dog.
01:26:35.344 --> 01:26:38.793
Like if it's a big tank of like a chocolate lab moose.
01:26:38.793 --> 01:26:41.554
Wait, I've known a chocolate lab named Moose.
01:26:41.554 --> 01:26:41.913
Do you?
01:26:42.094 --> 01:26:43.323
Who the fuck named their dog?
01:26:43.323 --> 01:26:43.503
Moose?
01:26:43.533 --> 01:26:46.144
I, I'll have to think about it, but yes, continue.
01:26:46.583 --> 01:26:50.934
Hank, uh, I've also known a dog named Hank, an old white guy name.
01:26:50.934 --> 01:26:51.774
I love it.
01:26:51.804 --> 01:26:52.253
Love.
01:26:52.684 --> 01:26:53.283
Goose too.
01:26:53.283 --> 01:26:54.064
I think Goose is good.
01:26:54.064 --> 01:26:54.484
Goose.
01:26:55.474 --> 01:26:55.953
Chunk.
01:26:56.673 --> 01:26:56.974
Chunk.
01:26:57.304 --> 01:26:58.713
That's like a cute nickname.
01:26:58.984 --> 01:27:00.123
No, I would name a dog chunk.
01:27:00.423 --> 01:27:00.814
Okay.
01:27:01.054 --> 01:27:05.613
You also have to think about yelling this in a crowded park chunk.
01:27:06.003 --> 01:27:06.484
Chunky.
01:27:06.484 --> 01:27:14.179
I have a friend who named their dog sniper and when they are in a crowded park across, that's Snipy.
01:27:14.314 --> 01:27:15.514
Snipy, maybe?
01:27:15.838 --> 01:27:16.259
Swiper?
01:27:16.259 --> 01:27:16.923
No Swipey.
01:27:17.264 --> 01:27:17.743
Bauer.
01:27:17.774 --> 01:27:18.434
Like the hockey.
01:27:19.184 --> 01:27:19.934
Oh the hockey stick.
01:27:19.963 --> 01:27:20.144
Yeah.
01:27:20.144 --> 01:27:22.634
The brand isn't Bauer so cute for like a golden retriever.
01:27:23.083 --> 01:27:24.734
Yeah, I can get behind that.
01:27:25.283 --> 01:27:26.543
I really don't want a girl dog.
01:27:27.323 --> 01:27:30.684
But if I had to have a girl, dog like gun to my head too soon, maybe, I'm not sure.
01:27:31.134 --> 01:27:31.854
Gun to the artery.
01:27:32.104 --> 01:27:34.788
Oh, mean it was too soon.
01:27:34.788 --> 01:27:36.918
I'm sorry, I just had to make a little gig.
01:27:37.288 --> 01:27:41.548
If I had like a, a royal girl dog that like wasn't a WeCh lady.
01:27:42.328 --> 01:27:42.838
Oh yeah.
01:27:43.078 --> 01:27:47.128
Yeah, that's very what's that cat you love from the Arista Cats with the pink bow?
01:27:47.128 --> 01:27:47.309
Marie?
01:27:47.788 --> 01:27:48.269
The white.
01:27:48.328 --> 01:27:48.719
Yeah.
01:27:49.319 --> 01:27:49.798
Marie.
01:27:50.338 --> 01:27:50.759
Daisy.
01:27:50.759 --> 01:27:51.988
But like, that's such a basic name.
01:27:52.288 --> 01:27:55.168
Uh, also coincides with like, if I had a child's name, Maggie.
01:27:55.168 --> 01:27:57.479
I love the name Maggie and Lucy.
01:27:58.769 --> 01:28:01.979
I really, I, I like Lucy as a girl's name.
01:28:02.009 --> 01:28:04.618
Like a, the, yeah, they could both, both coincide with real names.
01:28:04.649 --> 01:28:05.189
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:28:05.189 --> 01:28:05.189
Agreed.
01:28:05.194 --> 01:28:05.634
But also dog names.
01:28:05.639 --> 01:28:05.969
Agreed.
01:28:05.969 --> 01:28:06.509
And Winnie.
01:28:06.868 --> 01:28:07.798
Oh, Winnie.
01:28:07.859 --> 01:28:08.309
That's all.
01:28:08.969 --> 01:28:10.109
You guys can use them if you want.
01:28:10.168 --> 01:28:10.469
Yeah.
01:28:10.469 --> 01:28:12.149
Tell us your favorite dog names.
01:28:13.109 --> 01:28:13.618
Okay, hold on.
01:28:13.618 --> 01:28:14.729
Do you have a giggle for us?
01:28:14.759 --> 01:28:15.059
I do.
01:28:15.059 --> 01:28:15.929
I'm pulling up my giggle right now.
01:28:15.929 --> 01:28:21.208
I had a feeling I would get a mo and so I, I reached out to Colleen in ahead of time.
01:28:21.208 --> 01:28:22.529
So Bridget's like, oh my God.
01:28:22.529 --> 01:28:26.038
There's this really funny trend on TikTok, like the propaganda one obviously.
01:28:26.038 --> 01:28:28.109
So I forgot about it.
01:28:28.168 --> 01:28:30.838
Not everyone is chronically online, so Oh, okay.
01:28:30.838 --> 01:28:38.609
The propaganda one, it means there's a trend on, but we sound so like, old being like, there's this trend on TikTok basically, but like some people genuinely dunno what the fuck we're talking about calling.
01:28:38.668 --> 01:28:38.878
Okay.
01:28:38.878 --> 01:28:43.918
So it's like propaganda I'm not falling for, for, so basically like, shit, I'm not falling for in today's day and age.
01:28:44.548 --> 01:28:44.969
Yeah.
01:28:44.969 --> 01:28:50.158
It's things that are commonly known, like things that are commonly said, done, blah, blah, blah, that I'm simply not doing, not falling for.
01:28:50.309 --> 01:28:50.519
Yeah.
01:28:50.519 --> 01:28:52.229
Like juice, cleanses, propaganda.
01:28:52.229 --> 01:28:53.399
I'm not falling for, right.
01:28:53.399 --> 01:28:54.208
Like, stuff like that.
01:28:54.208 --> 01:28:55.073
It's not the, it's not the vibe basically.
01:28:55.073 --> 01:28:55.354
Yeah.
01:28:55.463 --> 01:28:56.073
It's not the vibe.
01:28:56.123 --> 01:28:56.904
Perfect for me.
01:28:57.024 --> 01:28:58.253
I, I'm so hateful.
01:28:58.404 --> 01:29:03.413
Well, so I sent you like a couple options and one was positive and then there was this one.
01:29:03.413 --> 01:29:04.583
I was like, this is perfect for her.
01:29:04.613 --> 01:29:07.253
'cause she can just bitch about things that happen every day.
01:29:07.253 --> 01:29:09.293
This is like, so up your alley in a good way.
01:29:09.323 --> 01:29:09.474
Yeah.
01:29:09.474 --> 01:29:16.104
So these are like things that I see on a daily basis and, or like, not to say popular, but like, what's the word I'm looking for?
01:29:16.104 --> 01:29:18.984
Like influencer thing.
01:29:19.224 --> 01:29:21.939
Just like shit like that in today's day and age that like, I, trendy.
01:29:22.163 --> 01:29:22.734
Trendy, yeah.
01:29:22.734 --> 01:29:24.024
Trendy shit that I'm like, what?
01:29:24.113 --> 01:29:26.604
No, I, I have 30 of them.
01:29:27.713 --> 01:29:28.644
Three zero.
01:29:29.123 --> 01:29:29.844
Three zero.
01:29:30.203 --> 01:29:30.743
I was ready.
01:29:30.743 --> 01:29:31.823
You had 24 hours notice.
01:29:31.823 --> 01:29:32.363
I was rolling.
01:29:32.423 --> 01:29:33.323
I did it in five minutes.
01:29:33.533 --> 01:29:34.583
I was rolling Colleen.
01:29:35.184 --> 01:29:36.203
I was rolling.
01:29:36.203 --> 01:29:37.764
I was so in, I was getting hyped up.
01:29:38.064 --> 01:29:38.484
You know how I feel.
01:29:38.573 --> 01:29:44.333
I actually, we were doing affirmation cards at work every Thursday that I bought and I uh, I pulled one.
01:29:45.144 --> 01:29:47.884
I pulled one that was like I'm paraphrasing, but it was like.
01:29:48.844 --> 01:29:50.194
Stop hyper-focusing.
01:29:50.224 --> 01:29:50.913
This is for the week.
01:29:51.033 --> 01:29:52.953
Stop hyper-focusing on like things that you hate.
01:29:52.953 --> 01:29:56.373
Like stop putting energy into that shit because it keeps keeping you from what you love.
01:29:56.373 --> 01:30:05.944
Well, I almost, not to sound so corny, and I know you're gonna roll your eyes, but early when you were like, I was thinking about the things that are bad, that happened to me and I almost said like, why do we think about the good things?
01:30:06.033 --> 01:30:07.384
No, I had the list of good things.
01:30:08.014 --> 01:30:08.373
Okay, cool.
01:30:08.373 --> 01:30:09.304
When you were like, are you okay?
01:30:09.304 --> 01:30:12.934
My brain immediately goes to like, what could be wrong, but I had all the good things written.
01:30:12.934 --> 01:30:13.173
Okay.
01:30:13.234 --> 01:30:15.514
That's that actually, that's, that's actually really fair.
01:30:15.663 --> 01:30:15.814
Yeah.
01:30:16.564 --> 01:30:19.430
More or less like things that are bad also coincide with things that I can gigle at.
01:30:19.430 --> 01:30:20.344
Do you know what I mean?
01:30:20.344 --> 01:30:27.934
Like, we can't about things that are like I was gonna say, we have like deep chats about the big stuff and then the rest we almost have to laugh off.
01:30:28.024 --> 01:30:28.173
Yeah.
01:30:28.173 --> 01:30:28.748
Life is not that serious.
01:30:28.748 --> 01:30:32.644
Like, you told me a horrible story earlier and I giggled and I was like, sorry, I know it's had time to laugh yet, but I had to laugh that.
01:30:32.644 --> 01:30:34.774
But that's always your mo I'm used to that.
01:30:34.833 --> 01:30:35.163
Yeah.
01:30:35.314 --> 01:30:36.333
I hope we don't take that personally.
01:30:37.094 --> 01:30:39.703
I used to like, if it was really serious, I used to.
01:30:39.703 --> 01:30:40.304
Now I don't.
01:30:40.394 --> 01:30:40.783
No, I know.
01:30:40.783 --> 01:30:42.224
I, it took me a while to adjust.
01:30:42.373 --> 01:30:43.094
It's, it means nothing.
01:30:43.154 --> 01:30:44.113
Like it means nothing.
01:30:44.113 --> 01:30:46.274
It to be, it's not invalidates your feelings at all.
01:30:46.274 --> 01:30:46.779
It's just my thing.
01:30:46.779 --> 01:30:47.774
No, and that's what I learned.
01:30:47.774 --> 01:30:58.724
It's like your, the way you process something, if you're like uncomfortable, if you don't know what to say, your kneejerk instinct is to just be like, oh, what?
01:30:58.724 --> 01:30:59.179
Like it's.
01:30:59.939 --> 01:31:00.149
Yeah.
01:31:00.149 --> 01:31:07.288
It's like a, and it's not even that I'm uncomfortable, like you can tell me anything, but like my, there are moments where I have seen you straight up uncomfortable and you have giggled.
01:31:07.469 --> 01:31:08.463
Don, don't you dare.
01:31:08.484 --> 01:31:09.809
No, I definitely giggle when I'm uncomfortable.
01:31:09.809 --> 01:31:12.118
But like, you telling me something absurd is not uncomfortable.
01:31:12.118 --> 01:31:15.389
It's like so shocking to me that I laugh, but it doesn't make me uncomfortable.
01:31:15.418 --> 01:31:15.628
Yes.
01:31:15.658 --> 01:31:20.458
But also when I know that it's something that's upsetting you, my immediate reaction is how I can make a joke of this to make you feel better.
01:31:20.458 --> 01:31:21.658
But I know that's not what you need.
01:31:21.658 --> 01:31:21.748
Yes.
01:31:21.748 --> 01:31:23.038
But that's what my brain does.
01:31:23.043 --> 01:31:23.609
No, no, no.
01:31:23.609 --> 01:31:25.048
You've come a very long way.
01:31:25.078 --> 01:31:28.168
You used to like die laughing for like five straight minutes.
01:31:28.168 --> 01:31:32.338
Now it's like a giggle and then you cover your mouth and you go, oh my God, I'm so sorry.
01:31:32.338 --> 01:31:33.118
Please continue.
01:31:33.359 --> 01:31:33.628
Yeah.
01:31:33.748 --> 01:31:35.488
And then we laugh when I'm ready to laugh.
01:31:35.519 --> 01:31:37.319
Like we've both come a long way.
01:31:37.408 --> 01:31:37.679
Yes.
01:31:37.679 --> 01:31:39.569
We've we have learned a lot about each other.
01:31:40.019 --> 01:31:40.109
Yes.
01:31:40.109 --> 01:31:41.759
In the last three years.
01:31:41.759 --> 01:31:43.590
And I was like, oh, oh, oh.
01:31:44.378 --> 01:31:45.429
So yeah, this is great for me.
01:31:45.488 --> 01:31:46.569
Can't wait to get this off my chest.
01:31:46.569 --> 01:31:46.689
Yeah.
01:31:46.689 --> 01:31:48.578
I had a feeling to make this about me, but gotta make it about me.
01:31:48.578 --> 01:31:54.036
No, I mean, I knew that this was gonna be your thing without, we go by a Jew.
01:31:54.036 --> 01:31:55.475
10 step, uh, skincare routine.
01:31:55.655 --> 01:31:56.826
Who says you have to do that?
01:31:56.975 --> 01:31:57.456
Okay.
01:31:57.515 --> 01:31:58.445
What do you mean though?
01:31:58.805 --> 01:32:01.926
When like, can everyone relax with like, this is my skincare routine.
01:32:01.926 --> 01:32:04.565
Each bottle is a hundred dollars and like, you have to do this in an exact order.
01:32:04.565 --> 01:32:05.586
No, everyone's a liar.
01:32:05.586 --> 01:32:06.100
You can do this in an exact order.
01:32:06.485 --> 01:32:08.376
Can I tell you I use sevy and only Sara v.
01:32:08.405 --> 01:32:09.845
Wash, lotion, body wash.
01:32:09.905 --> 01:32:10.296
That's it.
01:32:10.386 --> 01:32:11.105
Nothing else.
01:32:11.555 --> 01:32:11.886
Goodbye.
01:32:11.945 --> 01:32:16.865
I will say as a person who does my makeup all the time, right?
01:32:16.895 --> 01:32:18.126
Full beat to light.
01:32:18.786 --> 01:32:21.126
All you need to do is you need to exfoliate a light.
01:32:21.155 --> 01:32:23.136
Exfoliator does not have to be expensive.
01:32:24.756 --> 01:32:25.536
Light exfoliator.
01:32:25.536 --> 01:32:28.475
Get all that dry skin, get all the crap off of your face.
01:32:28.926 --> 01:32:30.636
You use a toner, right?
01:32:31.265 --> 01:32:32.496
That goes with your skin.
01:32:32.496 --> 01:32:33.636
You press that on there.
01:32:33.636 --> 01:32:34.445
Some people rub it in.
01:32:34.445 --> 01:32:37.746
Some people just do a press and then you do some sort of serum.
01:32:37.836 --> 01:32:40.235
One of my favorites is the thirst drops from Elf.
01:32:40.386 --> 01:32:42.695
You can go to Target, you can go to CVS, you can buy them.
01:32:42.746 --> 01:32:43.645
Or buy a bottle of it.
01:32:43.645 --> 01:32:44.546
It's in a blue bottle.
01:32:44.546 --> 01:32:46.315
It's like not even 15 bucks.
01:32:46.525 --> 01:32:47.246
That's it.
01:32:47.905 --> 01:32:48.386
That's it.
01:32:48.595 --> 01:32:53.216
Then you need a cleanser at the end of the night the makeup wipes, I don't think it takes all of it off.
01:32:54.296 --> 01:33:00.145
And then I have like a nighttime again elf for 10, 15 bucks.
01:33:00.416 --> 01:33:03.626
That's like a little bit thicker, so I look like a glazed donut when I wake up.
01:33:03.716 --> 01:33:04.496
That's it.
01:33:04.555 --> 01:33:05.786
And in the morning you should wear sunblock.
01:33:06.595 --> 01:33:07.945
Those are the hills I'll die on.
01:33:08.185 --> 01:33:12.926
But 10 steps every night and every morning that are all expensive.
01:33:12.985 --> 01:33:14.305
It's unnecessary.
01:33:14.605 --> 01:33:17.036
It is definitely propaganda.
01:33:17.095 --> 01:33:19.315
And the whole point is to sell you on a product.
01:33:19.496 --> 01:33:23.216
All these influencers are out here and they all have codes, right?
01:33:23.216 --> 01:33:26.336
Every time you buy, oh, it's in my storefront, it's in my shop.
01:33:26.815 --> 01:33:28.405
They're, they're getting their bag.
01:33:28.615 --> 01:33:29.996
Figure out what works for your skin.
01:33:30.310 --> 01:33:33.671
Get like three to four essentials and that's fucking it.
01:33:34.810 --> 01:33:35.470
No, too much.
01:33:35.470 --> 01:33:35.711
10.
01:33:35.805 --> 01:33:36.666
10 is too much.
01:33:37.166 --> 01:33:37.587
10 is too much.
01:33:37.587 --> 01:33:37.587
No.
01:33:37.587 --> 01:33:37.780
Like that.
01:33:37.780 --> 01:33:38.770
Whatever you just said.
01:33:38.801 --> 01:33:39.371
Too much.
01:33:39.640 --> 01:33:40.301
Too much for me.
01:33:41.980 --> 01:33:43.331
Three for skin prep.
01:33:43.331 --> 01:33:45.761
For like makeup that has to stay all day long.
01:33:45.970 --> 01:33:46.240
Yeah.
01:33:46.240 --> 01:33:49.030
I guess just put on moisturizer before you put it on to stick.
01:33:49.091 --> 01:33:51.791
And then sunblock every morning.
01:33:51.970 --> 01:33:52.900
And then a night cream.
01:33:52.930 --> 01:33:56.890
So it's five, but like different sections of the day.
01:33:57.131 --> 01:33:58.780
Negative and all under 20 bucks.
01:33:59.201 --> 01:33:59.680
Negative.
01:33:59.716 --> 01:34:00.341
I feel, I feel different.
01:34:00.640 --> 01:34:00.671
Okay.
01:34:00.671 --> 01:34:01.030
Fair enough.
01:34:01.060 --> 01:34:01.661
This is what I feel.
01:34:02.680 --> 01:34:03.520
Not that anyone asked.
01:34:04.270 --> 01:34:05.201
It's our podcast.
01:34:05.230 --> 01:34:06.881
Literally if they're listening, they asked.
01:34:07.060 --> 01:34:07.301
Yeah.
01:34:07.631 --> 01:34:07.961
Yeah.
01:34:08.020 --> 01:34:08.501
Shut up.
01:34:09.610 --> 01:34:11.291
Don't tell our fans to shut up.
01:34:11.711 --> 01:34:12.131
Sippers.
01:34:12.131 --> 01:34:13.390
Never shut up Sevy.
01:34:13.810 --> 01:34:16.780
I, again, if I'm showering before bed or in the morning, use it in the shower.
01:34:16.871 --> 01:34:20.860
If I am taking off my makeup at night, I use the Sara V makeup wipes.
01:34:20.921 --> 01:34:21.551
Wipe it all off.
01:34:21.581 --> 01:34:22.180
It's not good.
01:34:22.360 --> 01:34:23.831
Doesn't do the do the job correctly.
01:34:23.831 --> 01:34:24.371
We all know that.
01:34:24.371 --> 01:34:26.171
But I mostly use it for mascara purposes anyways.
01:34:26.381 --> 01:34:31.332
Then I get in the bathroom and I scrub my face with a SE v lotion with Ace V Body, uh, yeah.
01:34:31.360 --> 01:34:31.871
Face wash.
01:34:31.871 --> 01:34:32.051
Yes.
01:34:32.051 --> 01:34:35.501
And then I moisturize se be, uh, face SE V is great.
01:34:35.966 --> 01:34:41.426
I have top of it in my room, but I have tried like a, uh, everyone's like, oh, you have to, to like the toner.
01:34:41.485 --> 01:34:43.586
I, I've tried that and then it fucks up my face.
01:34:43.586 --> 01:34:46.676
I think it's because I, I'm like fucking up my system because I've used it for so long.
01:34:46.676 --> 01:34:53.126
My other ones, I think that you have to understand the type of skin you have to buy skincare.
01:34:53.395 --> 01:34:58.376
So learn what your skin tone is and what type of skin you have, and then go from there.
01:34:58.645 --> 01:35:01.015
And you don't have to spend thousand.
01:35:01.076 --> 01:35:05.095
I used to spend you guys so much money on my skincare.
01:35:05.126 --> 01:35:07.256
No, you simply do not have to.
01:35:07.315 --> 01:35:07.855
You don't.
01:35:07.945 --> 01:35:08.095
No.
01:35:08.095 --> 01:35:11.935
Now do I love a splurge every now and again.
01:35:12.055 --> 01:35:12.685
Sure.
01:35:13.286 --> 01:35:14.666
But that's also not sustainable.
01:35:14.666 --> 01:35:22.496
If you're using something every day that's expensive, a splurge on a pair of shoes that you're gonna wear for a decade, absolutely.
01:35:22.765 --> 01:35:25.676
A splurge on something you have to refill regularly.
01:35:25.826 --> 01:35:26.036
No.
01:35:27.251 --> 01:35:29.081
No, you know who you're talking to.
01:35:29.140 --> 01:35:30.371
You don't have to look at me and say that shit.
01:35:30.581 --> 01:35:34.661
I was gonna say, you are bargain girly for life.
01:35:34.690 --> 01:35:35.770
I am frugal Fanny.
01:35:35.951 --> 01:35:37.001
You are, you are frugal.
01:35:37.001 --> 01:35:38.291
Fanny Walmart's finest.
01:35:38.320 --> 01:35:39.671
I'm not cheap with other people.
01:35:39.970 --> 01:35:41.426
You never, ever, you're very generous.
01:35:41.426 --> 01:35:41.680
Very generous.
01:35:41.680 --> 01:35:44.291
I'm cheap with myself and like things that I'm like, why would I do that?
01:35:44.291 --> 01:35:45.940
Like, well, I'm Walmart's number one customer.
01:35:46.451 --> 01:35:46.961
No, we know.
01:35:47.201 --> 01:35:47.740
We're aware.
01:35:47.831 --> 01:35:48.190
Okay, cool.
01:35:48.220 --> 01:35:51.551
And I'm Sephora's number one, so you Oh, I would never shop at Sephora.
01:35:51.610 --> 01:35:52.001
Yeah.
01:35:52.006 --> 01:35:53.680
So I would go to Alta before I went to Sephora.
01:35:54.100 --> 01:35:54.881
Interesting.
01:35:54.911 --> 01:35:55.211
Yeah.
01:35:55.270 --> 01:35:55.930
Interesting.
01:35:56.261 --> 01:35:58.956
So we can't go through all 30 of these like this because we'll be here for first.
01:35:58.961 --> 01:35:58.990
Yeah.
01:35:59.051 --> 01:35:59.711
So, sorry.
01:35:59.711 --> 01:36:00.355
I'll let you No, don't apologize.
01:36:00.371 --> 01:36:02.711
I feel very strongly about skincare specifically.
01:36:02.890 --> 01:36:03.716
I've had such No, that's why I put it on the first.
01:36:03.815 --> 01:36:04.355
That's right.
01:36:04.475 --> 01:36:06.671
I, yeah, I have really bad skin.
01:36:06.820 --> 01:36:07.841
But please continue.
01:36:07.900 --> 01:36:08.801
No, I put that on there for you.
01:36:08.890 --> 01:36:09.490
That's, thank you.
01:36:09.520 --> 01:36:09.940
Yeah, that was me.
01:36:09.940 --> 01:36:10.030
Nice.
01:36:10.030 --> 01:36:10.541
Appreciate it.
01:36:10.591 --> 01:36:11.701
Skinny jeans in Nolan.
01:36:11.701 --> 01:36:13.051
Are these acceptable ever again?
01:36:13.051 --> 01:36:14.490
Unless it's with a Kneehigh boot?
01:36:14.551 --> 01:36:15.541
A hundred percent disagree.
01:36:15.961 --> 01:36:16.201
No.
01:36:16.261 --> 01:36:16.770
Moving on.
01:36:17.280 --> 01:36:18.091
Riding boots.
01:36:18.150 --> 01:36:18.541
Hate'em.
01:36:18.661 --> 01:36:19.801
Grow up and get a little heel.
01:36:20.610 --> 01:36:21.211
Even if you're tall.
01:36:21.240 --> 01:36:22.560
Even if you're tall like you, Bridget.
01:36:22.621 --> 01:36:22.921
Cool.
01:36:22.980 --> 01:36:24.841
Just pick apart my whole closet and all.
01:36:24.841 --> 01:36:25.470
You have riding boots?
01:36:25.501 --> 01:36:26.341
Yeah, of course I do.
01:36:26.520 --> 01:36:27.150
They're my favorite.
01:36:27.631 --> 01:36:29.161
Oh, yep.
01:36:29.581 --> 01:36:29.791
Nope.
01:36:29.850 --> 01:36:30.091
No.
01:36:30.091 --> 01:36:30.631
Please continue.
01:36:30.631 --> 01:36:31.650
You just got a heeled boot.
01:36:32.791 --> 01:36:33.390
Please continue.
01:36:35.131 --> 01:36:36.961
Do you wear riding boots with regular jeans?
01:36:37.020 --> 01:36:37.291
Yep.
01:36:38.341 --> 01:36:38.581
Why?
01:36:38.881 --> 01:36:39.930
And skinny jeans?
01:36:39.961 --> 01:36:40.530
Yeah, skinny jeans.
01:36:40.560 --> 01:36:40.921
Okay.
01:36:41.430 --> 01:36:42.480
Really regular ones?
01:36:42.511 --> 01:36:42.780
No.
01:36:42.780 --> 01:36:43.411
Regular?
01:36:43.440 --> 01:36:44.161
No, no, no.
01:36:44.161 --> 01:36:44.640
Not regular.
01:36:44.640 --> 01:36:45.030
Sorry.
01:36:45.030 --> 01:36:48.121
I I thought skinny jeans to me are regular jeans.
01:36:48.150 --> 01:36:51.826
So we'll take this offline, go, we'll circle back, we'll circle back.
01:36:51.826 --> 01:36:52.831
We'll take this offline in your closet.
01:36:52.831 --> 01:36:54.990
We'll put a pin in this veneers.
01:36:55.140 --> 01:36:56.761
No one needs veneers.
01:36:57.270 --> 01:36:58.740
You need braces and waiting strips.
01:37:01.201 --> 01:37:03.541
You're really picking apart my whole life right now.
01:37:03.541 --> 01:37:05.070
You know how I feel about teeth.
01:37:05.070 --> 01:37:05.252
Why do you have veneers?
01:37:05.257 --> 01:37:06.001
You don't have ERs.
01:37:06.030 --> 01:37:07.530
I feel very strongly.
01:37:07.560 --> 01:37:07.860
Okay.
01:37:07.860 --> 01:37:08.730
Sorry about teeth.
01:37:08.791 --> 01:37:09.935
And there's an confidence.
01:37:09.935 --> 01:37:14.640
There's, if you have something actually wrong with, like, if there's like a deeper issue, like you actually need veneers, then sure.
01:37:14.791 --> 01:37:18.121
But most, I feel that most can be fixed with braces and whitening strips.
01:37:18.180 --> 01:37:18.390
Right.
01:37:18.390 --> 01:37:23.536
So you are saying people are going to the extreme where you could do something that you could literally buy on Amazon and take care of.
01:37:23.536 --> 01:37:23.655
Yeah.
01:37:23.655 --> 01:37:26.640
Like why the fuck do you have veneers for most people, when I look at you and I'm like, I'm sorry.
01:37:26.640 --> 01:37:32.251
Unless you have like, you've had to get teeth removed and you have some wanky ass shit, what are you doing?
01:37:32.355 --> 01:37:32.779
That's, that's my notes.
01:37:32.783 --> 01:37:32.881
Yeah.
01:37:33.256 --> 01:37:33.615
I dunno.
01:37:33.735 --> 01:37:34.095
I dunno.
01:37:34.261 --> 01:37:34.921
That's a valid point.
01:37:34.921 --> 01:37:37.650
And we all know, we all know you have veneers.
01:37:37.650 --> 01:37:38.310
It's obvious.
01:37:38.341 --> 01:37:41.520
I mean, they sparkle like, you know when Ross gets the tan?
01:37:41.581 --> 01:37:41.671
Yes.
01:37:41.671 --> 01:37:43.591
And he like stays in the tanning bed too long or whatever.
01:37:43.591 --> 01:37:45.001
I'm talking to you Love Islanders.
01:37:45.421 --> 01:37:46.110
Oh my god.
01:37:46.261 --> 01:37:47.100
All the Brits.
01:37:47.131 --> 01:37:48.030
Did you watch the new episode?
01:37:48.030 --> 01:37:48.570
It's crazy.
01:37:48.570 --> 01:37:49.470
No, I haven't watched it yet.
01:37:49.501 --> 01:37:49.831
Me either.
01:37:50.591 --> 01:37:56.770
The Bachelor, who is actually watching that shit, they get married at the end question mark who is believing the shit and following it, not me.
01:37:56.980 --> 01:37:57.400
Yeah.
01:37:57.400 --> 01:38:03.581
And I, I gotta tell you, so I used to be a hardcore Bachelor fan and I haven't watched it in, in many, many seasons now.
01:38:04.390 --> 01:38:06.701
I think the dating.
01:38:07.496 --> 01:38:11.426
World of reality television has expanded so much.
01:38:11.456 --> 01:38:15.506
I would prefer to watch Love Island any Day over The Bachelor.
01:38:15.506 --> 01:38:15.565
Yeah.
01:38:15.746 --> 01:38:27.206
There's like too many other good shows out there that Bachelor is stuck in their regular programming and they need to update and like come back to the times and they have not and they really need to figure that the fuck out.
01:38:27.355 --> 01:38:27.475
Yeah.
01:38:27.475 --> 01:38:27.836
They should.
01:38:28.046 --> 01:38:28.826
They get engaged.
01:38:28.826 --> 01:38:29.560
They don't get married at the end.
01:38:29.756 --> 01:38:30.235
They get engaged.
01:38:30.235 --> 01:38:30.565
Oh, whatever.
01:38:30.565 --> 01:38:30.895
Either way.
01:38:30.895 --> 01:38:31.886
That's fucking ridiculous.
01:38:31.886 --> 01:38:32.576
No, it's insane.
01:38:32.666 --> 01:38:33.685
It's absolutely insane.
01:38:34.225 --> 01:38:38.876
Eyelash extensions had them, can speak to them and no, no one should have them unless they're the, the natural ones.
01:38:38.935 --> 01:38:40.435
No one should ever have them ever again.
01:38:40.645 --> 01:38:42.086
They don't look good to me.
01:38:42.115 --> 01:38:44.935
They don't, they look like shit and they're so fucking expensive.
01:38:45.355 --> 01:38:46.315
You all look ridiculous.
01:38:46.315 --> 01:38:47.605
You could fly away on your eyelashes.
01:38:47.666 --> 01:38:47.966
Goodbye.
01:38:48.145 --> 01:38:49.435
One gust of wind.
01:38:49.586 --> 01:38:51.926
You think you look good, you look ridiculous.
01:38:53.876 --> 01:38:54.176
Hot.
01:38:54.176 --> 01:38:55.435
Take propaganda.
01:38:55.435 --> 01:38:56.695
I'm not falling for call her daddy.
01:38:57.541 --> 01:38:59.336
Oh, Alex Cooper.
01:38:59.365 --> 01:38:59.515
Mm-hmm.
01:38:59.786 --> 01:39:02.006
I like Alex Cooper as a person, but I'm honored to call her daddy.
01:39:02.216 --> 01:39:09.055
I think her the whole her and Sophia thing and she's like taking this as if she's been like an a solo person this whole time.
01:39:09.055 --> 01:39:10.525
Like my jaw's on the floor.
01:39:10.586 --> 01:39:15.086
And also she recently just went into the bar she was filming for that new documentary that's coming out.
01:39:15.086 --> 01:39:16.676
Maybe the doc will make me change my mind.
01:39:16.945 --> 01:39:18.926
But she went into the bar stool office and was like, Hey.
01:39:18.926 --> 01:39:19.975
And like people were genuinely like you.
01:39:19.975 --> 01:39:21.416
We never spoke to us when you worked here.
01:39:21.416 --> 01:39:22.466
Like why are you talking to us?
01:39:22.796 --> 01:39:24.025
Like just that shit.
01:39:24.025 --> 01:39:24.716
I don't like it.
01:39:24.716 --> 01:39:27.355
And also I just don't care for.
01:39:28.121 --> 01:39:28.511
Her.
01:39:28.511 --> 01:39:28.930
I don't know.
01:39:28.930 --> 01:39:29.230
I don't know.
01:39:29.230 --> 01:39:29.980
I just don't like her paw.
01:39:30.011 --> 01:39:30.730
I love it.
01:39:30.940 --> 01:39:31.360
Really.
01:39:31.421 --> 01:39:31.900
I love it.
01:39:32.020 --> 01:39:32.890
I love Alex Cooper.
01:39:32.890 --> 01:39:34.030
I do think she's a good interviewer.
01:39:34.030 --> 01:39:35.770
I think she's an excellent interviewer.
01:39:35.860 --> 01:39:38.711
I don't, I don't watch or listen religiously.
01:39:38.770 --> 01:39:39.131
Me neither.
01:39:39.430 --> 01:39:41.501
But I love what she stands for.
01:39:41.501 --> 01:39:43.150
I love the way that she interviews.
01:39:43.180 --> 01:39:47.140
I love that she picks particularly women.
01:39:47.140 --> 01:39:53.831
She mean, I mean she interviews everyone, but like the women that she allows to come on and like give them a space.
01:39:54.011 --> 01:39:55.751
I'm big, big fan.
01:39:55.871 --> 01:39:59.801
Big fan push.
01:39:59.801 --> 01:40:00.911
I mean, you said hot take.
01:40:01.030 --> 01:40:01.661
Yeah, you're right.
01:40:01.661 --> 01:40:01.662
You're right.
01:40:02.171 --> 01:40:05.951
Another propaganda, I'm not falling forward is being the bigger person in any situation.
01:40:06.041 --> 01:40:06.850
Completely disagree.
01:40:07.720 --> 01:40:09.190
I don't think you always need to be the bigger person.
01:40:09.190 --> 01:40:09.850
I just don't.
01:40:10.990 --> 01:40:12.190
I think you do.
01:40:12.280 --> 01:40:12.671
I don't.
01:40:12.791 --> 01:40:13.661
Whatever.
01:40:13.690 --> 01:40:15.970
Nope, I think you do.
01:40:15.970 --> 01:40:21.610
Whatever would make you feel better a month from now and a year from now.
01:40:22.150 --> 01:40:22.360
Okay.
01:40:22.451 --> 01:40:33.070
And you think past right now in this moment, but if not being the bigger person would make you feel better a year from now and you'll look back and be like, I'm so glad I told that fucking person off.
01:40:33.100 --> 01:40:33.761
I think you should do it.
01:40:35.895 --> 01:40:36.185
Okay.
01:40:36.685 --> 01:40:37.185
That's fair.
01:40:37.185 --> 01:40:37.900
I, so I agree.
01:40:37.900 --> 01:40:39.581
Depending on the scenario.
01:40:39.610 --> 01:40:39.640
Okay.
01:40:40.900 --> 01:40:41.201
Okay.
01:40:42.220 --> 01:40:42.881
I'll let you have that.
01:40:43.841 --> 01:40:47.680
When someone says, A dog is not a human, a dog is a human and you cannot convince me otherwise.
01:40:49.001 --> 01:40:51.131
Totally disagree, but continue, A dog is one with us.
01:40:51.475 --> 01:40:52.435
A dog is a pet.
01:40:52.645 --> 01:40:54.025
A dog is one with us.
01:40:54.115 --> 01:40:54.865
I love them.
01:40:54.985 --> 01:40:56.036
They're also an animal.
01:40:56.065 --> 01:40:56.935
Spencer was a human.
01:40:57.595 --> 01:40:57.985
Got it.
01:40:58.855 --> 01:41:01.735
No notes saying that gossiping is the same thing as talking shit.
01:41:01.735 --> 01:41:02.456
Completely different.
01:41:02.725 --> 01:41:03.595
Completely different.
01:41:03.895 --> 01:41:04.466
Would agree.
01:41:05.395 --> 01:41:06.115
Raw milk.
01:41:06.416 --> 01:41:08.065
Why do people, what is, why?
01:41:08.126 --> 01:41:08.695
What is it?
01:41:08.695 --> 01:41:09.041
I get it.
01:41:09.265 --> 01:41:10.345
Why is it like illegal?
01:41:10.615 --> 01:41:11.126
Why?
01:41:11.666 --> 01:41:12.326
Just, why?
01:41:12.341 --> 01:41:14.155
Why Just go to the store and buy fucking whole milk.
01:41:14.185 --> 01:41:16.315
Not even why Mark Actually don't even buy milk.
01:41:16.376 --> 01:41:17.036
Don't do it.
01:41:17.905 --> 01:41:18.145
Why?
01:41:18.145 --> 01:41:18.565
Period.
01:41:18.716 --> 01:41:21.145
Get yourself some almond and oat milk and call it a fucking day.
01:41:21.176 --> 01:41:21.595
Get a grip.
01:41:22.076 --> 01:41:26.216
I had this argument with mans, actually, not that again, anyone asked.
01:41:26.515 --> 01:41:35.006
Uh, we got coffee recently and he is a sick fuck and he likes cream in his coffee, which is he's very old man of him.
01:41:35.006 --> 01:41:35.756
Like Yeah, he is.
01:41:35.756 --> 01:41:36.956
Does he have new balances?
01:41:37.256 --> 01:41:38.006
Yeah, of course he does.
01:41:38.065 --> 01:41:39.416
Oh my God, sorry.
01:41:39.416 --> 01:41:41.576
I love, he has three pairs of shoes and I bought him three more.
01:41:41.576 --> 01:41:43.466
So like he has Wow.
01:41:43.796 --> 01:41:45.020
Went up quite a bit.
01:41:46.435 --> 01:41:48.055
He literally was like, I don't even know what shoes says I am.
01:41:48.055 --> 01:41:50.515
I haven't bought shoes since 20 20 18.
01:41:51.115 --> 01:41:52.345
It's 2025, sir.
01:41:52.405 --> 01:41:53.756
He doesn't know what shoe size he was.
01:41:53.905 --> 01:41:58.015
He, he got outta a measuring tape, Bridget, and measured his foot toe.
01:41:58.046 --> 01:42:07.586
You are the ying to his YI actually said him once, like I picked you getting up and having coffee with cream and reading the newspaper at the kitchen table and he's like, what am I a hundred?
01:42:07.586 --> 01:42:10.195
I'm like, it kind of sounds nice to be honest.
01:42:10.235 --> 01:42:13.086
We went and got coffee and I ordered, I just forgot.
01:42:13.115 --> 01:42:14.405
'cause I always order like a latte.
01:42:14.435 --> 01:42:15.935
We went to like this wicked good coffee place.
01:42:16.185 --> 01:42:25.185
And I ordered myself a latte with like almond milk and I just put cream on his, but I forgot that lattes is mostly, it's mostly the milk and espresso.
01:42:25.185 --> 01:42:28.786
And I was like, so when it came out I was like, oh my God, this is a cup of cream.
01:42:28.786 --> 01:42:30.435
And then I looked at him and he was like, what the fuck?
01:42:30.735 --> 01:42:32.996
And I let him try mine and he was like, this is so good.
01:42:32.996 --> 01:42:35.095
Mind you, he had just the whole time drive there.
01:42:35.336 --> 01:42:36.985
I don't even get the point about almond milk.
01:42:36.985 --> 01:42:41.815
It's like watery, it's nut juice, like going on and on about it.
01:42:41.815 --> 01:42:42.445
And I was like, mm-hmm.
01:42:43.015 --> 01:42:45.355
Then he takes my coffee and he is like, this is so fucking good.
01:42:45.355 --> 01:42:46.136
And I was like, mm-hmm.
01:42:46.360 --> 01:42:48.235
And he was like, just, just order me what you ordered.
01:42:48.355 --> 01:42:52.345
And so I ordered him what I ordered, but instead of almond milk, you wish for it.
01:42:52.345 --> 01:42:53.456
I gave him regular milk.
01:42:54.055 --> 01:42:54.326
Did he?
01:42:54.326 --> 01:42:54.565
Oh no.
01:42:54.565 --> 01:42:55.501
Reordered was disgusting.
01:42:55.801 --> 01:42:57.115
And he was like, this tastes different.
01:42:57.115 --> 01:42:59.246
And I was like, bitch, you like cream and milk.
01:42:59.246 --> 01:43:02.695
You don't let you just shit on old milk and almond milk, so I refuse to give you that.
01:43:02.845 --> 01:43:05.180
And he was like, I told you to order me what you got?
01:43:05.546 --> 01:43:07.315
And I said, but you shit on almond milk.
01:43:07.315 --> 01:43:09.895
Why would I get, this is like a full argument we had for like an hour.
01:43:09.926 --> 01:43:11.095
That's so funny.
01:43:11.155 --> 01:43:16.796
And so then we switched coffees and I drink the one with milk, but it's, I don't drink coffee, so I do not have a stance here, but I support you.
01:43:16.796 --> 01:43:19.315
Like who cares if it comes from an out or a nut?
01:43:19.586 --> 01:43:20.275
It's good.
01:43:20.980 --> 01:43:22.301
Get outta here with your shut up and drink.
01:43:22.390 --> 01:43:23.501
Get outta here with your cow shit.
01:43:23.501 --> 01:43:26.680
You go, go to a farm and you start, you start milking'em.
01:43:26.680 --> 01:43:28.661
You wink the Ts and then talk to me.
01:43:28.720 --> 01:43:29.350
How about that?
01:43:29.350 --> 01:43:31.240
You get down on your hands and fucking knees.
01:43:31.240 --> 01:43:31.900
He loves milk.
01:43:32.261 --> 01:43:34.360
It's sitting and you, and you get your, you get your wakin out.
01:43:34.421 --> 01:43:34.720
You know what?
01:43:34.720 --> 01:43:35.501
Put your mouth under there.
01:43:35.501 --> 01:43:36.280
Let's see how you like it.
01:43:36.310 --> 01:43:37.511
Oh, Colleen, come on.
01:43:37.690 --> 01:43:38.470
Well, I'm not on it.
01:43:38.470 --> 01:43:38.831
Just under it.
01:43:39.595 --> 01:43:40.990
Come just under it.
01:43:40.990 --> 01:43:42.011
I'm not an animal.
01:43:42.041 --> 01:43:42.791
I'm not a freak.
01:43:43.030 --> 01:43:43.421
Come on.
01:43:45.490 --> 01:43:46.150
Fake freckles.
01:43:46.150 --> 01:43:47.350
Why are you putting on fake freckles?
01:43:48.400 --> 01:43:49.180
It's giving wannabe.
01:43:49.211 --> 01:43:49.570
Yeah.
01:43:49.570 --> 01:43:53.230
Someone who has a ginormous amount of freckles all over my body.
01:43:53.230 --> 01:43:53.926
I'm like, Hmm.
01:43:55.780 --> 01:43:56.711
In a, in a, Ooh.
01:43:57.100 --> 01:44:00.161
Are you guess trying to be like, meh, you wanna be just like me?
01:44:01.270 --> 01:44:01.810
I see.
01:44:01.810 --> 01:44:07.541
I always thought our freckles were really cute, so like, I don't mind it, but I get what you mean.
01:44:07.570 --> 01:44:08.501
Like, just be who you are.
01:44:08.591 --> 01:44:08.890
It's fine.
01:44:08.890 --> 01:44:10.600
Meditation is the highest form of flattering.
01:44:12.100 --> 01:44:12.371
Ew.
01:44:14.801 --> 01:44:17.291
When the nail ladies say that you have to come every two weeks.
01:44:17.591 --> 01:44:18.190
Literally.
01:44:18.190 --> 01:44:18.610
No, you don't.
01:44:18.610 --> 01:44:20.110
I'll see you in two fucking months.
01:44:20.110 --> 01:44:22.030
How about when they go, how about your, your upper lip?
01:44:22.030 --> 01:44:23.110
How about the mustache?
01:44:23.291 --> 01:44:24.280
When you get your eyebrows waxed?
01:44:24.280 --> 01:44:25.570
They asked me if they want my chin, Bridget.
01:44:25.810 --> 01:44:28.690
Oh, dark days.
01:44:28.720 --> 01:44:28.961
No.
01:44:28.961 --> 01:44:30.912
Do you know how cruel it's, the days are dark.
01:44:30.917 --> 01:44:31.286
I think they tap it.
01:44:31.315 --> 01:44:32.171
They go right here.
01:44:32.291 --> 01:44:32.440
What?
01:44:32.440 --> 01:44:32.740
Right here?
01:44:33.100 --> 01:44:35.560
You're like, I have PCOS you said.
01:44:35.650 --> 01:44:37.331
I'm like, listen, I got a lot of things going on.
01:44:37.600 --> 01:44:38.951
I'm unpacking a lot of illnesses.
01:44:38.951 --> 01:44:40.810
Chin is the least of our worries.
01:44:41.261 --> 01:44:43.600
Please be fucking for real.
01:44:45.400 --> 01:44:47.650
And also I plucked that on my way to work in the proper lighting.
01:44:48.371 --> 01:44:50.051
Listen, tweezers in the car.
01:44:50.411 --> 01:44:54.551
I cannot, after 25 years old, put tweezers in your car.
01:44:54.761 --> 01:44:55.150
Thank me.
01:44:55.150 --> 01:44:55.451
Later.
01:44:55.511 --> 01:44:56.470
Don't ask questions.
01:44:57.610 --> 01:44:58.060
Yeah.
01:44:58.240 --> 01:45:04.961
Speaking of man's found my tweezers and my, uh, eyebrow razor in the car and was like, I'm not understanding.
01:45:04.961 --> 01:45:06.161
And I was like, just don't ask questions.
01:45:06.161 --> 01:45:06.701
It's not for you.
01:45:06.970 --> 01:45:07.451
Don't worry about it.
01:45:07.511 --> 01:45:10.720
No, just'cause you're in the driver's seat does not mean you get to know about my secret.
01:45:10.720 --> 01:45:11.020
No.
01:45:11.051 --> 01:45:12.970
There are secrets that you should not know, sir.
01:45:13.001 --> 01:45:14.020
My secret caverns.
01:45:14.081 --> 01:45:14.171
Yeah.
01:45:14.171 --> 01:45:14.740
He uses one now.
01:45:14.740 --> 01:45:15.131
It's okay.
01:45:16.421 --> 01:45:16.780
Great.
01:45:17.650 --> 01:45:18.131
Love that.
01:45:18.371 --> 01:45:19.720
Matcha is fucking disgusting.
01:45:19.810 --> 01:45:20.230
Agreed.
01:45:20.230 --> 01:45:21.011
Tastes like grass.
01:45:21.011 --> 01:45:21.520
Yes.
01:45:21.791 --> 01:45:22.600
Ballet flats.
01:45:22.600 --> 01:45:23.650
Stop trying to bring'em back.
01:45:23.711 --> 01:45:24.490
They're cute for work.
01:45:24.490 --> 01:45:27.490
I, it, it's, why were we like, do you know what they're cute for ballet.
01:45:27.791 --> 01:45:28.541
Yeah, that's fair.
01:45:28.780 --> 01:45:29.381
They're sorry.
01:45:29.381 --> 01:45:30.131
Not even cute for work.
01:45:30.131 --> 01:45:30.911
They're okay for work.
01:45:32.560 --> 01:45:39.945
Uh, forgiveness and Period.
01:45:40.451 --> 01:45:40.871
Period.
01:45:40.871 --> 01:45:41.921
No, no, it's, oh, okay.
01:45:43.451 --> 01:45:44.801
You'll hate what I have to say on this.
01:45:44.801 --> 01:45:45.730
So we'll move past it.
01:45:46.180 --> 01:45:48.881
And if we have to forgive, I guess to an extent, but we do not forget ever.
01:45:49.511 --> 01:45:50.261
A hundred percent.
01:45:50.591 --> 01:45:53.470
Uh, I think that for, I'm gonna say it anyway.
01:45:53.470 --> 01:45:54.251
You're gonna roll your eyes.
01:45:54.520 --> 01:45:56.770
Forgiveness comes from within.
01:45:57.100 --> 01:45:57.671
Meaning?
01:45:58.060 --> 01:46:02.140
Meaning you make peace with the situation and you can move on from it.
01:46:02.140 --> 01:46:04.541
No, but does not mean you forget about it.
01:46:05.320 --> 01:46:05.650
Okay.
01:46:05.890 --> 01:46:06.576
So I don't find peace.
01:46:06.735 --> 01:46:09.341
I, I think closure is made up.
01:46:09.671 --> 01:46:15.100
I think all those people you wanna like, have that, that I curse the day you were born.
01:46:15.280 --> 01:46:15.791
I do feel that right.
01:46:15.791 --> 01:46:18.251
Charlotte moment in sex and the city is made up.
01:46:18.551 --> 01:46:23.831
True closure comes from you and you finding it in yourself so that you can move on.
01:46:24.131 --> 01:46:28.451
Because holding onto crap like that is like drinking poison and expecting someone else to die.
01:46:28.751 --> 01:46:32.591
Because usually in those scenarios, the person who did you wrong isn't thinking about it.
01:46:32.951 --> 01:46:33.520
You are.
01:46:33.911 --> 01:46:41.560
So, you find peace with it and you move on and then when the time rises, you tell them to fuck right off.
01:46:41.740 --> 01:46:53.440
But I, I think this whole idea of like, you're gonna sit down with a person who wronged you and they're gonna apologize and you're gonna say your piece and they're gonna feel it is very fucking rare.
01:46:53.650 --> 01:47:02.261
So I, when I say that I don't forgive somebody, I don't expect there to be like a situation like that, that's not, and also I'm not confrontational.
01:47:02.273 --> 01:47:08.408
I would rather sit and stew in my hate and re-bring up the conversation over and over again just for like, to feel something.
01:47:08.707 --> 01:47:10.363
But I don't expect like a resolution.
01:47:10.363 --> 01:47:10.778
So do you understand?
01:47:10.778 --> 01:47:12.728
Let's, let's unpack that last sentence.
01:47:12.757 --> 01:47:12.787
Okay.
01:47:12.787 --> 01:47:13.597
Say that one more time.
01:47:13.747 --> 01:47:18.457
I would rather sit in stew and talk about it over and over again with my friends over a martini.
01:47:19.238 --> 01:47:22.387
That brings me joy just to feel something and it scratches an itch.
01:47:22.448 --> 01:47:23.018
And I don't care.
01:47:23.018 --> 01:47:24.278
Like I don't need resolution.
01:47:24.278 --> 01:47:25.957
I don't want someone to come to me and apologize.
01:47:25.957 --> 01:47:26.528
I don't give a fuck.
01:47:26.528 --> 01:47:30.158
But I will never forgive you what you did to me or to somebody else ever.
01:47:31.733 --> 01:47:32.573
Forgive or forget.
01:47:32.603 --> 01:47:32.813
Okay.
01:47:32.813 --> 01:47:42.262
So you mean gossip it You mean like talking shit, I guess, but because like, nothing really that crazy has happened to me because like, well, it just sounded like you would allow bad behavior to continue.
01:47:42.262 --> 01:47:45.382
So you could have these moments where you can feel something and live in the toxicity.
01:47:45.382 --> 01:47:46.717
No, it's like one done thing, then I wanna keep bringing up.
01:47:46.722 --> 01:47:48.082
Okay, you wanna keep bringing it up.
01:47:48.113 --> 01:47:48.412
Okay.
01:47:48.472 --> 01:47:49.552
That's completely different.
01:47:49.552 --> 01:47:52.462
That's like, or if I see somebody most likely to other people rather than myself.
01:47:52.462 --> 01:48:00.038
'cause like I said, I don't really have anything, but if I see something that somebody has done to somebody else and they've forgiven them, I'm like, okay, you can go ahead and do that and like proceed and like still talk to this person, Texas person.
01:48:00.038 --> 01:48:01.342
I know exactly the person you're thinking about.
01:48:01.342 --> 01:48:05.842
There's like four of them and I'll never, no, like you can, that's fine.
01:48:05.842 --> 01:48:11.662
But not, I think that's a classic loyal friend or if you have a sibling, like someone who's mean to Erin.
01:48:11.842 --> 01:48:11.962
Yeah.
01:48:11.993 --> 01:48:15.023
I haven't forgiven where Erin has and vice versa.
01:48:15.052 --> 01:48:15.443
Right?
01:48:15.563 --> 01:48:15.622
Yeah.
01:48:15.653 --> 01:48:16.432
Same as you.
01:48:16.523 --> 01:48:23.363
You have forgiven friends where I'm like, no, if they, if they come up to me in public, I'm like, literally take a fucking hike.
01:48:23.512 --> 01:48:23.722
Yeah.
01:48:23.783 --> 01:48:26.783
So I think that's also a loyal thing.
01:48:28.132 --> 01:48:29.273
But like, I just wanna talk about it ing.
01:48:29.273 --> 01:48:29.903
I wanna bring it up.
01:48:29.903 --> 01:48:31.943
I just wanna, I just wanna re gaggle that issue.
01:48:32.063 --> 01:48:32.693
Yeah, fair enough.
01:48:32.722 --> 01:48:33.592
It's fun for me.
01:48:33.712 --> 01:48:34.882
A little toxic, but I get it.
01:48:34.882 --> 01:48:39.203
This is like, not that this is, you'll probably be like disagree and like, this is ridiculous.
01:48:39.203 --> 01:48:45.143
But this is a thought that I have and an ick that I have and I guess I really can't have an opinion on it because it hasn't happened to me yet.
01:48:45.143 --> 01:48:47.632
But I think that I was, you were allowed to have an opinion no matter what.
01:48:47.693 --> 01:48:49.313
Turns out I know, but this is not something that I've done yet.
01:48:49.313 --> 01:48:53.962
So therefore I should be able to have an opinion, whatever, when someone has a child.
01:48:54.832 --> 01:48:55.162
Here we go.
01:48:55.747 --> 01:48:59.108
They chop their hair off the minute they have a child and they're like, yep, mom, cut.
01:48:59.948 --> 01:49:02.738
Why your hair?
01:49:02.738 --> 01:49:03.787
You still have to do your hair.
01:49:04.207 --> 01:49:04.717
Do you know what I mean?
01:49:04.717 --> 01:49:07.148
Like, is it really that much less of a problem?
01:49:07.387 --> 01:49:08.648
Can I tell you what I think it is?
01:49:09.007 --> 01:49:09.518
What is it?
01:49:09.608 --> 01:49:31.148
I think that moms are so overwhelmed in postpartum and the mental and physical and emotional load of being a new parent that if they have one less thing on their plate, which means like I get outta the shower and I blow dry this for 30 seconds and that's the most styling I have to do.
01:49:31.268 --> 01:49:31.568
Yeah.
01:49:31.568 --> 01:49:32.287
I think it's worth it.
01:49:33.097 --> 01:49:33.547
That's fair.
01:49:33.608 --> 01:49:36.637
I just feel like if you're blow drying it, like what's the extra five minutes I guess.
01:49:36.637 --> 01:49:36.877
I don't know.
01:49:36.877 --> 01:49:37.328
I mean, I don't know.
01:49:37.328 --> 01:49:38.467
I dunno what your hair routine is.
01:49:38.467 --> 01:49:40.087
Yeah, I'm just saying like consistently.
01:49:40.087 --> 01:49:40.177
Yeah.
01:49:40.177 --> 01:49:42.787
This one I totally disagree with, but I, and they like entertain it.
01:49:42.787 --> 01:49:43.268
They're like, yep.
01:49:43.268 --> 01:49:44.273
But like they actually are like wrong.
01:49:44.273 --> 01:49:47.078
They like go into the full mom character.
01:49:47.082 --> 01:49:47.828
It's like it's freaking me out.
01:49:47.828 --> 01:49:54.368
Like you can still just, I think your point is like you can be someone else outside of being a mother.
01:49:54.398 --> 01:49:54.488
Yeah.
01:49:54.488 --> 01:49:57.068
Like you don't need to give birth and then automatically get a little boy Bob.
01:49:57.068 --> 01:49:58.148
You just don't have to do it.
01:49:58.358 --> 01:49:58.807
Okay.
01:49:58.868 --> 01:50:00.158
That I agree with.
01:50:00.368 --> 01:50:04.807
I'm just thinking about my friends and how taxing No, that's what I'm saying.
01:50:04.807 --> 01:50:05.887
I can't speak on that because I don't.
01:50:05.887 --> 01:50:06.728
Right, right.
01:50:06.818 --> 01:50:09.818
I can see it and I disagree with it, but I get it.
01:50:10.328 --> 01:50:10.658
Thank you.
01:50:10.717 --> 01:50:11.438
That was so nice.
01:50:11.707 --> 01:50:12.217
You're welcome.
01:50:12.608 --> 01:50:14.257
Uh, the idea, I try to be rational.
01:50:14.287 --> 01:50:14.528
Yes.
01:50:14.528 --> 01:50:14.677
Yes.
01:50:14.677 --> 01:50:14.948
You are.
01:50:14.948 --> 01:50:16.148
You are a very devil's advocate.
01:50:16.148 --> 01:50:20.037
But also understanding waking up at 5:00 AM making you cool.
01:50:20.037 --> 01:50:21.478
Better productive it.
01:50:21.717 --> 01:50:22.828
Okay, great.
01:50:23.997 --> 01:50:27.387
Can I tell you number one on my list of propaganda is cold plunge.
01:50:27.448 --> 01:50:28.228
Fuck off.
01:50:28.738 --> 01:50:29.307
Fuck off.
01:50:30.688 --> 01:50:31.198
Sorry.
01:50:31.377 --> 01:50:34.137
I'm cool with the sauna, but we can, we can skip the cold plunge.
01:50:34.533 --> 01:50:38.037
I, I can't, I can't do whatever makes you happy.
01:50:38.068 --> 01:50:38.997
It's not for me.
01:50:39.087 --> 01:50:43.978
Also, fuck off when someone's like, I'm not like most girls, or, I'm different.
01:50:44.698 --> 01:50:46.198
If you have to say it, it's not true.
01:50:46.257 --> 01:50:47.307
It's also an insult.
01:50:47.307 --> 01:50:50.427
I'm like all the girls and I am better for it.
01:50:50.518 --> 01:50:51.507
Be a girl's girl.
01:50:51.507 --> 01:50:52.198
It's just not that hard.
01:50:52.228 --> 01:50:52.528
Yeah.
01:50:52.528 --> 01:50:53.457
Don't be a pick me.
01:50:53.518 --> 01:50:54.478
It's just not that hard.
01:50:54.770 --> 01:51:00.350
when people have something to say about, uh, lab grown diamonds in comparison to blood diamonds, you're an idiot.
01:51:00.411 --> 01:51:01.376
Like just who gives the fuck?
01:51:01.376 --> 01:51:02.600
They look exactly the same.
01:51:02.690 --> 01:51:03.560
Give me moise aite.
01:51:03.680 --> 01:51:04.310
I don't care.
01:51:04.400 --> 01:51:12.411
It's usually people who have spent full price for an actual diamond who are jealous that a thing exists that looks exactly the same for one eighth.
01:51:12.411 --> 01:51:13.070
The price.
01:51:13.251 --> 01:51:15.440
If you have something to say about it, get a hobby.
01:51:15.680 --> 01:51:16.490
Touch some grass.
01:51:16.490 --> 01:51:17.301
Call boy cousin.
01:51:17.451 --> 01:51:18.591
Give me cup book zirconia.
01:51:18.591 --> 01:51:20.690
Actually, yeah, I literally did that.
01:51:20.690 --> 01:51:26.810
Grow that shit out back in your yard if you'd like to Doesn't matter when someone wears a cute dress, like a little sundress.
01:51:26.810 --> 01:51:27.530
Long or short Yes.
01:51:27.530 --> 01:51:28.730
Compares it with cute sneakers.
01:51:28.940 --> 01:51:29.990
Like they're cute sneakers.
01:51:29.990 --> 01:51:30.440
Yes.
01:51:31.041 --> 01:51:31.280
No.
01:51:31.280 --> 01:51:32.091
Do you do that?
01:51:32.180 --> 01:51:32.841
Of course I do.
01:51:32.930 --> 01:51:34.251
Where with sandals?
01:51:34.581 --> 01:51:35.930
I wear white sneaks with everything.
01:51:36.770 --> 01:51:41.270
I guess it's just like not, it's just we need to set, like if you're going for a girly dress, look like you need a sandal.
01:51:41.480 --> 01:51:41.871
No.
01:51:42.650 --> 01:51:43.400
Depends on where you're going.
01:51:43.400 --> 01:51:44.060
Are you going outside?
01:51:44.451 --> 01:51:44.720
Yep.
01:51:45.110 --> 01:51:46.280
If you're doing like an outdoorsy thing.
01:51:46.280 --> 01:51:46.640
Yeah, sure.
01:51:47.451 --> 01:51:48.530
But if you go to a bar, no.
01:51:48.650 --> 01:51:48.890
Yeah.
01:51:48.890 --> 01:51:49.490
Do it all the time.
01:51:50.095 --> 01:51:50.386
Okay.
01:51:51.921 --> 01:51:53.301
Personally attacking Bridget today.
01:51:53.360 --> 01:51:53.541
Yeah.
01:51:53.541 --> 01:51:54.201
No, that's okay.
01:51:54.740 --> 01:51:55.730
I'm confident myself.
01:51:56.961 --> 01:52:02.511
The, I'm not rude, I'm just blunt statement, like, no, you're actually just rude and you're actually just a bitch.
01:52:02.511 --> 01:52:05.189
Uh, this one, if you have to say it, it's, you know what I mean?
01:52:05.189 --> 01:52:05.189
Yeah.
01:52:06.171 --> 01:52:10.011
I think there is a lot of ways to, to be direct.
01:52:10.400 --> 01:52:13.881
And this is something I've personally really struggled with over the years.
01:52:13.881 --> 01:52:16.490
'cause I was always like the direct one.
01:52:17.421 --> 01:52:20.841
Even though I have a really soft heart, like I can just say what it is.
01:52:20.900 --> 01:52:21.171
Yeah.
01:52:21.230 --> 01:52:23.421
People actually don't wanna hear the truth and No.
01:52:23.421 --> 01:52:23.600
Yeah.
01:52:23.685 --> 01:52:24.801
It doesn't make you blunt though.
01:52:24.801 --> 01:52:27.951
That's just like, and it, it actually just makes you look like an asshole.
01:52:27.980 --> 01:52:28.190
Yeah.
01:52:28.251 --> 01:52:32.360
So find a way to get your point across without hurting someone's feelings.
01:52:32.421 --> 01:52:33.921
It's actually quite simple.
01:52:33.951 --> 01:52:40.850
If you, instead of just like reacting to the thing that's in your brain and saying it out loud, just take a pause and be like, how could I make this into a joke?
01:52:40.850 --> 01:52:45.591
Or how, if I were recce on the receiving end of this, how could I make this an easier pill to swallow?
01:52:45.621 --> 01:52:46.791
Like a more thoughtful approach.
01:52:46.820 --> 01:52:51.381
And also like, if you don't think it's necessary, you actually don't have to say it.
01:52:52.371 --> 01:52:53.451
Block twist.
01:52:53.780 --> 01:53:01.610
I know we live in a world where everyone thinks that their opinions and their voice is the only thing that matters, but it just doesn't, you actually just don't have to say a goddamn thing.
01:53:03.020 --> 01:53:04.220
Keep your trap, shit.
01:53:05.030 --> 01:53:07.310
Mind your business truffle anything.
01:53:07.310 --> 01:53:08.480
I think it smells like a shoe.
01:53:10.161 --> 01:53:10.970
Hmm.
01:53:11.030 --> 01:53:11.570
Truffle.
01:53:11.570 --> 01:53:13.820
I am a big fan of truffle.
01:53:13.850 --> 01:53:15.261
Not on everything though.
01:53:15.261 --> 01:53:16.341
It's gotta be specific.
01:53:16.400 --> 01:53:17.871
So I'm medium here.
01:53:18.081 --> 01:53:18.320
Okay.
01:53:19.280 --> 01:53:20.360
Switzerland, if you will.
01:53:20.451 --> 01:53:23.480
It literally smells like a mold and tastes like a shoe.
01:53:25.791 --> 01:53:27.560
Just because it's expensive doesn't mean it's good.
01:53:27.711 --> 01:53:28.581
But we already talked about that.
01:53:29.030 --> 01:53:29.930
A hundred percent agree.
01:53:30.530 --> 01:53:37.810
And the hottest take of propaganda that I'm not falling for, but like do sometimes, which you're not gonna like, but you know how we say we hate all men?
01:53:37.841 --> 01:53:39.070
Like we do, we do hate men.
01:53:39.070 --> 01:53:39.341
Right?
01:53:39.341 --> 01:53:40.961
Like we, we don't give them credit.
01:53:41.140 --> 01:53:42.280
I don't hate men.
01:53:43.121 --> 01:53:46.121
Like I, I don't like, I love men.
01:53:46.690 --> 01:53:47.020
Okay.
01:53:47.770 --> 01:53:54.068
I dunno if that's like a more recent outlook given the circumstances, but like, I love to see a man doing things that he should be doing and take care of me.
01:53:54.068 --> 01:53:56.917
Do things like, I just, I am very like, like, I don't know.
01:53:57.158 --> 01:53:58.658
You're not trying to say no.
01:53:58.868 --> 01:54:03.158
The thing that you just said though, I like seeing men doing what they should.
01:54:03.158 --> 01:54:03.877
They don't do what they should.
01:54:04.028 --> 01:54:07.387
And you, you're saying like, they take care of me, right?
01:54:07.627 --> 01:54:07.957
Yeah.
01:54:08.028 --> 01:54:11.207
It's almost giving like old school style in a way.
01:54:11.358 --> 01:54:12.618
Like, I don't hate men.
01:54:12.858 --> 01:54:14.658
I like most of the men in my life.
01:54:14.951 --> 01:54:15.850
I don't have any issues.
01:54:15.850 --> 01:54:18.490
I would say like, probably a stranger on the street that's acting like a fucking douche bag.
01:54:18.490 --> 01:54:20.890
Of course I hate it, but like, I wouldn't go as far to say I hate men.
01:54:21.791 --> 01:54:22.180
Okay.
01:54:22.480 --> 01:54:23.020
Does that make sense?
01:54:23.530 --> 01:54:23.831
No.
01:54:24.581 --> 01:54:30.791
Yeah, I just feel like we talk about it all the time and I saw a thing on TikTok that was like, I don't actually like really hate men.
01:54:30.791 --> 01:54:31.360
And I was like, you know what?
01:54:31.360 --> 01:54:33.400
I don't really either actually, now that I think about it.
01:54:33.847 --> 01:54:34.837
How do I explain this?
01:54:35.264 --> 01:54:37.753
I also don't want to hate men.
01:54:37.814 --> 01:54:38.144
Yeah.
01:54:38.623 --> 01:54:47.083
This is a learned experience that I've had from encountering many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many shitty ones.
01:54:47.474 --> 01:54:49.904
There are plenty of men in my life that I love.
01:54:50.113 --> 01:54:50.323
No.
01:54:50.323 --> 01:54:50.623
Yeah.
01:54:51.014 --> 01:54:56.984
And my cousins and my uncles and my bed dad shout out to him.
01:54:57.224 --> 01:55:00.463
And my best friends from high school, she just gave me the peace sign.
01:55:00.804 --> 01:55:05.694
My best friends from high school are like the most top-notch men you can meet.
01:55:07.104 --> 01:55:15.293
However, many men who are not good, who are not kind, who I do not trust with my drink, who I do not trust with my friends.
01:55:15.594 --> 01:55:19.404
And those men ruin, it ruin my everybody experience.
01:55:19.673 --> 01:55:19.854
No.
01:55:19.854 --> 01:55:21.474
Like I can, I can name.
01:55:21.474 --> 01:55:29.814
Many times I was at a bar with a, when a man ruined the night for their behavior that was completely voluntary.
01:55:30.113 --> 01:55:31.793
And that makes me hate men.
01:55:31.823 --> 01:55:32.634
Do I want to?
01:55:32.694 --> 01:55:33.054
No.
01:55:33.413 --> 01:55:34.373
Is it all of them?
01:55:34.434 --> 01:55:34.823
No.
01:55:35.543 --> 01:55:48.713
But statistically it's, it's becoming an anecdotally, scientifically when you look at violence against women, when you look at who commits crimes in this country, when you look at shootings, guess, guess who it do be?
01:55:48.713 --> 01:55:49.194
The men.
01:55:49.373 --> 01:55:49.793
Right?
01:55:50.274 --> 01:55:55.854
I mean, I could write a whole fucking thesis on this, so I completely disagree with you.
01:55:56.304 --> 01:55:56.783
That's fair.
01:55:56.934 --> 01:55:57.323
I do.
01:55:57.323 --> 01:56:05.033
Have a hot take that, I mean, we're, we're really in the weeds now, but my hot take is that not everything is meant for you.
01:56:05.604 --> 01:56:14.363
And what I mean by that is we have so many people online, we have so many people sharing their opinions and hot takes just like we did, right?
01:56:15.323 --> 01:56:22.224
If you see something that you don't like the people who are commenting like, oh, shut the fuck up, like I.
01:56:24.378 --> 01:56:28.759
When did it stop happening where you just saw something that you were like, oh, that's not for me.
01:56:28.819 --> 01:56:36.319
And you swiped, like, if you heard a song and someone was like, I fucking love this song, and you were like, Hmm, that's not really my vibe.
01:56:36.588 --> 01:56:38.448
You just wouldn't listen to that song again.
01:56:38.748 --> 01:56:38.809
Yeah.
01:56:38.809 --> 01:56:42.708
Like not everything in the world is meant for you.
01:56:42.713 --> 01:56:46.668
It's like shut up into you, mind your business and keep it moving.
01:56:46.849 --> 01:56:52.868
I think people just feel, I don't know if it's this world of social media where we're, I love that you say that as if I didn't just like go through 30 things that I absolutely heard.
01:56:52.868 --> 01:56:52.988
Right.
01:56:52.988 --> 01:56:55.689
But here, here's the difference though, Colleen, here's the difference.
01:56:56.139 --> 01:56:58.929
If Chapel Chaperone came out with a new song you didn't like, right?
01:56:58.929 --> 01:56:58.988
Yeah.
01:56:59.649 --> 01:57:02.948
You would listen to it and you would talk about it on this podcast, right?
01:57:03.158 --> 01:57:03.399
Yeah.
01:57:03.458 --> 01:57:08.019
Which our friends and our family, and our sippers and our, our core people listen to.
01:57:08.469 --> 01:57:11.198
If they disagree with you, that's fine.
01:57:11.708 --> 01:57:14.918
If you didn't like chaperone song, that's also fine.
01:57:15.099 --> 01:57:16.899
You would not write, Hey, chopper, wrong.
01:57:16.899 --> 01:57:18.429
Go kill yourself on TikTok.
01:57:18.458 --> 01:57:19.418
No, God no.
01:57:19.418 --> 01:57:19.899
I don't care enough.
01:57:19.899 --> 01:57:21.219
Those people exist.
01:57:21.309 --> 01:57:33.338
Those people of like everything that this person, artist, a, any, any type of media that you witness is for me and should be completely under all of my Like who?
01:57:33.338 --> 01:57:33.639
Ca.
01:57:33.878 --> 01:57:34.179
Okay.
01:57:34.179 --> 01:57:35.288
It's not for you.
01:57:35.618 --> 01:57:36.458
Keep it moving.
01:57:37.118 --> 01:57:38.859
Just keep it moving you.
01:57:38.948 --> 01:57:40.118
You have all these dislikes.
01:57:40.149 --> 01:57:41.679
We talk about it and guess what?
01:57:41.769 --> 01:57:44.048
We'll move the fuck on and that will be it.
01:57:44.288 --> 01:57:46.328
You're not out here writing hate posts.
01:57:46.899 --> 01:57:47.439
Do you know what I mean?
01:57:47.439 --> 01:57:48.279
Like there's a difference.
01:57:48.279 --> 01:57:54.519
There's a difference between voicing your opinion in a safe space versus like publicizing it.
01:57:54.578 --> 01:57:57.219
I guess this is a public podcast, but do you know what I mean?
01:57:57.219 --> 01:57:58.899
You're not like threatening anyone in my eyes.
01:57:58.899 --> 01:57:59.559
I'm talking to you.
01:57:59.649 --> 01:58:01.479
So I mean, don't we know it?
01:58:02.889 --> 01:58:08.139
The amount of crimes you have attempted to commit on this podcast that I have had to cut out.
01:58:08.229 --> 01:58:08.769
It's fine.
01:58:09.698 --> 01:58:15.548
Admitted to allegedly all of the buzzwords.
01:58:15.578 --> 01:58:16.238
I'm perfect.
01:58:16.628 --> 01:58:21.668
I will say I do miss doing positive stories and I know some people have asked me about it.
01:58:22.238 --> 01:58:27.429
It got a little too repetitive in the sense of like, it was like old person does this.
01:58:27.488 --> 01:58:27.969
Yeah.
01:58:27.969 --> 01:58:32.198
And sometimes it was just like a headline and I'm like, well this isn't really a story.
01:58:32.469 --> 01:58:43.569
So what I'm gonna start doing is when I see a really nice story, I'm just gonna post it on the sipping with the Shannon's Instagram and the stories of the sipping with the Shannon's Instagram account will be the positive stories.
01:58:43.599 --> 01:58:43.929
Cool tip.
01:58:43.929 --> 01:58:49.328
That way people are still getting their fix, but I'm not like going to the same six accounts and being like.
01:58:50.439 --> 01:58:51.698
New person helped.
01:58:51.698 --> 01:58:55.899
Old person, new person, young person.
01:58:57.099 --> 01:58:57.878
Oh, I got a call.
01:58:57.878 --> 01:58:59.649
I think I was matched with an old person.
01:59:00.009 --> 01:59:00.429
Oh, that's good.
01:59:00.578 --> 01:59:01.118
I know.
01:59:01.118 --> 01:59:02.048
I'm gonna keep you posted.
01:59:02.319 --> 01:59:03.488
When did you, did you not call them back?
01:59:04.729 --> 01:59:06.469
No, we have a call scheduled.
01:59:06.529 --> 01:59:06.889
Oh, nice.
01:59:06.889 --> 01:59:10.309
Um, So they're gonna, we're gonna talk it out and see if it's a good fit.
01:59:10.519 --> 01:59:10.668
Reveal.
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Big reveal.
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But they like didn't give me any of the details.
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They like, I think they talk it out and make sure you're comfortable with it first.
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I like can't believe how much vetting they do in a wonderful way as they fucking should.
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As correct.
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I am impressed.
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I'm not shocked.
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I am impressed.
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Protect those fuckers at all costs.
01:59:26.208 --> 01:59:26.298
Yeah.
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Protect, protect the old people.
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They have lived a long life and people are taking, I can't, I can't.
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So Jen Shaw's like your worst nightmare.
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Fuck her.
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She's a loser and she's ugly.
01:59:38.328 --> 01:59:38.838
Oh, okay.
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I don't like Jen Sha.
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Did you know that?
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No, I knew.
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I knew there's, there are some, not all, but there are some housewives you are pretty adamant about.
01:59:49.519 --> 01:59:50.029
Oh yeah.
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Like they could do no wrong kind of, but I live in, you know.
01:59:51.948 --> 01:59:52.189
No.
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And vice versa.
01:59:53.269 --> 01:59:54.048
And vice versa.
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Where you're like, oh, no, no, no, no, no.
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Now I know she wasn't a real housewife, but I always think of big Ange and I'm like, Colleen would die for big an, I would off the rip her core, her core values.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah.
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Same with Tony Soprano.
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I know he was a bad person, but I, his core values.
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You do love a morally gray character.
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I do.
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You love, you love someone who's like good at heart, but does bad things.
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Yeah.
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And they're like, not the women and the children.
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I'm like, yes.
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You know the bare minimum?
02:00:21.184 --> 02:00:21.394
No.
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Literally.
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Literally they didn't kill the women or the children.
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They're good.
02:00:26.793 --> 02:00:27.514
They're good.
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I'm like, he got rid of the rapist and he is not killing women and children.
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We all love a morally gray character.
02:00:33.904 --> 02:00:35.493
Oh yeah, I do.
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Any other thoughts before we close up this extra long episode?
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No.
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I've had a lot of toxic thoughts and I'm good here.
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Boy.
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Do you feel purged?
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Do you feel cleansed?
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A little bit.
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Yeah, A little bit, yeah.
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Do you hate that?
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I disagreed with most of them.
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No, not at all.
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I think that's what makes this podcast so, no.
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Yeah, I don't care.
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I mean, I know that it's very us also, like I am self-aware to know that a lot of my opinions are from my delusion and or I am pretty ignorant and also not ignorant in a bad way, but like I, ignorance is bliss to me sometimes.
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I'm in my own bubble.
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That's true.
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But I'm very self-aware about it.
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That's, does that make any sense?
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It does.
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My opinions come from, or just like for fun, like they are my POB only.
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Alright, everybody, well, we hope you're having a great week.
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Have a glass of wine as you should order McDonald's and eat it in your bed.
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Yes, or two hot dogs.
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Have two hot dogs in the middle of the day.
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Make it three.
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And don't feel fucking shame about it because who actually fucking cares.
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Truly, who cares?
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It's our secret.
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We won't tell anyone.
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Oops, I lost my floss in my fri in my, that's what I was looking for, Colleen.
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If I find your dirty floss on this couch and on that tomorrow.
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All right, everybody, love you mean it.
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Love you mean it.
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Bye.
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Oh, I found it.
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One a, two, a 3, 4, 5 from body in.
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Ooh, there
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podcast was produced by me, Bridget Shannon.
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Music is written and performed by Matt Derosiers.
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