Episode 9 - Needle Little Help, My Lord! | Rime of the Frostmaiden | D&D 2024 Actual Play 5.5E

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Thank you. sandwich mixed salad all righty let's jump into
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this we have the epic boss battle music playing to
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start this episode because we got a boss fight you're
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fighting clay it is your boy kev the 3d we're
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not fighting clay no not yet not yet It is
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your boy Kev, the 3DM, your dirty dog, dungeon master.
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Why is this music so loud? I got to turn
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it down a little bit. It's exciting. We're building tension.
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Turn it up. Yeah. I can't hear it.
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Kev, can you turn that shit up a bit, please?
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We're actually going to have some of this crystal skull vodka.
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We pour the vodka over the crystal skull. No one
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else is really doing that. All right. Who's in the party?
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Who do we got here? It's Dylan. I play Robin Battlehammer,
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the paladin dwarf.
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It's Tim. I play Gideon Nightshade, the dragonborn sorcerer.
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Hell yeah. This is episode nine. This is episode nine.
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It's episode nine. Nine.
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Nine.
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Who else we got over there, dude? Hey, who is that?
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This is Triple B, big brother boy, coming to you.
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And I play Damien Corpsegrinder.
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Hell yes, you do. Who else we got?
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One of those.
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Commercials from the 90s. I'm playing Diego Martif, ready to
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fight a plant. Again. Hell yeah. Sister Rose. Sister Rose.
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Of course. Another plant. All right. And last but not least,
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is that Sister Rose? I can't tell.
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No.
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No.
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It's... It's Sarah. I play Ravine Vayne. She's a tiefling warlock.
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You kind of sound like you weren't sure if it
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was a Sister Rose or not. Are you Sister Rose?
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I bet I might be.
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She's like, I'll let you know after we- Not that
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I'm aware. What was his daughter's name that he's looking for?
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Is it Rowan?
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Rowan, yeah. Yeah, Rowan.
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Rowan, dude.
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Hey, what's in the back?
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A shark?
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Whose desk is that? That just pointed. Fuck. The Nicolas
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Cage Wicker Man is so fucking good. It's so fucking bad.
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But if you watch it as a comedy with friends,
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it's amazing. Right in the sense it's good to watch.
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I was listening to a review of it, and I
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didn't look at it that way. I think this movie
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is just fucking with Nicolas Cage. Yeah, that's so true.
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When he puts on the bear costume and just slaps
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that bitch.
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Only seeing that fucking truck hitting that little girl.
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The bees are in my eyes. He sees a truck
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hit that girl. Fuck, it's good. Okay, we got to
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jump into this. It's a boss battle. How many hero
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points you guys got? I don't know if I have any.
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Robin's got two. All of them. Primo's got zero. I
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thought I had some, but maybe I don't. Shit, I
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was eating them earlier. I think you have one. Yeah.
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There was one on the TV. Okay.
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TV.
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All right. So we got Primo's got one.
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Andrew.
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I think I only got one. I think you have one.
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You got one. Diego's got one. Sarah, did you have any?
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Did you use them all on Pocket?
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I needed Pocket. Yeah.
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But Pocket gives you a free roll every hit.
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Does Pocket have any? Let's hope Pocket survives.
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Stop doing that.
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I'm being serious. He's in my pocket. I hope Pocket survives.
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Obviously.
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So that's all I'm saying. Because this is a boss fight.
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You think the boss is going to not attack Pocket?
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Yeah, he might actually not.
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Or they might not.
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They don't know he's there.
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I forgot he was there. Don't forget to send in
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your NPCs, your critical hits, your critical misses. It is
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boss time. Initiative roll.
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I already did a natural 20.
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Enjoy it because this could be the last initiative roll
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you guys ever make. Maybe. I'm gonna go last. No,
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I think I'm gonna go last. I'm gonna go last.
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I'm probably going last. Okay. Which is probably best. Did
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I say this druid's name was Verna? Yeah. Because I
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actually meant you're fighting Vecna. Good fucking luck.
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Wow. I don't know.
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I'm pissed off.
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Is Verna related to Vernis?
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I don't know. Or Verners. You'll have to ask. Or Verners. Yeah, dude.
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She bleeds fucking ginger ale. Dude, Verners is awesome. I
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love ginger ale. 11. 11. You thought you were going last.
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Gideon.
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Six.
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Damien. God damn it. You said eight? Yeah. What's happening? Seven. Seven.
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Fuck.
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Rivian.
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Fourteen.
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Fourteen.
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So the plant's going first.
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Yeah. Oh, for sure. That plant got fucked.
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For sure.
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It's got like 60 fucking thousand HP.
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He's got three chests just to throw at us. He's
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got grenades and a rocket launcher.
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I'm going to be honest, when it comes to initiative,
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you guys sucked ass. The bad rules are out of
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the way now. We need to mull against those rats.
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Take that. That's when I used my fucking innate sorcery.
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At least you guys could all die knowing that the
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rats are gone.
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And I have the Tides of Chaos, too.
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The good news is the rat problem's gone. The bad
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news is the entire party's dead. I lit a whole
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fucking bedroom on fire, but you know. It's still burning
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right now. It was great. I feel so bad. Gideon
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has just been fucking waiting and waiting to get this
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battle on so he can use his shit. One of
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his things ran out. It's all right. And then he's
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last in initiative. It's all good. It's bullshit. It's all right.
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I still got time. Okay, so.
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I still got time.
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I go first, guys. Yeah, sure you do. I mean,
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Verda does. Because you guys.
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And what was your roll?
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Just curious. Yeah, I didn't see that roll.
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A 16.
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Let's see the birth certificate.
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Oh, a 16, so.
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A 16. That's not even that high.
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Only two more than me.
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That's weird.
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Yeah.
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I didn't smell you rolling at all.
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All of a sudden, you see two of those needle
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plant creatures kind of crawl out and spawn out of
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these plants. Is it crawling out of the pod or
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out of just the plant?
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No, that lady came out of the pod.
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Okay.
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The lady came out of the pod, and you guys
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are far away. You don't know if she spawned these
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plant creatures. Ew, she had babies. This is Verna the
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Needle Lord, by the way. Oh, fuck, that's sweet. Just
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a heads up. Tattoo artist? Yeah. Or maybe she really
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likes drugs. Did you tell us? Oh, you son of
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a bitch, Nolan. You son of a bitch. All right.
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Even the Energizer Bunny guy liked that one.
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What's that? Even the Energizer bunny. Oh, yeah. He liked
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that one. He started struggling. Starting off.
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I gave him 10 bucks.
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Verna moves forward just a little bit. Just a little.
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Into the pit of fire we dug right in front
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of her. Yeah, they didn't notice we dug that mode
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of fire.
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So, wait. She's separate from the big plant.
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She's separate. She is a large-sized plant creature. Humanoid. But
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large-sized plant creature.
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And then there's still the big plant.
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The big plant is what she came out of. Like,
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the pod and plant is all connected. Do we still
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have to attack that thing? We'll find out. You don't know.
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I will say, since you guys, some of you are
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new players, this needle lore creature is the only... thing
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you're fighting besides those two spawned needle plants like her
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the big giant plants i'll just let you know that
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she came out of that is now dormant okay it's
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just like it's just she came out of it yes
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just a cocoon all right so as a bonus action
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what she kind of points forward at gideon and Of course, Rivian,
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because you guys fired at her. And you just see
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this area. So it's going to be targeted on Rivian,
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because you're the closest.
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Please use fire, because I'm impervious to that.
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Legend has it. So this ring says poison, as you
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just see a 15-foot square out from you. The entire
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area is full of poison poison. Oh, shit. Poisonous briars.
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Well, guys, it was fun, so we might as well just.
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So not like a gas, but like actual plant.
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Yes. So like actual plant. A 15-foot square of poisonous
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briars centered around Rivian now. Does that mean she's poisoned
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or it's just like in front of her? It's just
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centered on her. Okay, gotcha. So anyone that moves through
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here is going to... I'm going to burn them out
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the way. take some damage.
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Bullshit.
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Balls. Okay.
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I'm running.
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Okay, so that is her bonus action.
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Now, will they only take damage, like, will only one
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of them take damage and they'll go away?
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So, any creature in a section... Oh, no, that's fine.
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When a creature moves into or within the area, it
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takes one piercing damage and 1d4 poison damage for every
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five feet that it travels.
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Fuck.
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So, within three squares, 15... square foot poisonous area anyone
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that starts their turn moves through there is going to
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take one piercing and one d4 poison okay the more
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they move through it okay and of course.
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I'm going it would be about this size wouldn't it
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yeah just about you could set it down.
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So that is what is going on with the bonus
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action and now we all light it on fire let's
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see how far do they move okay let's start it.
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This plant is on fire. Okay, so that is all
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the further that she moves right now. And you can see.
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Three needles come flying out. God damn it.
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That's bullshit.
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Actually, only two. One is going to hit the wall,
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and one is going to come for Gideon, and one
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is going to come for Rivian, because you're the only
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two in the doorway.
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Natural one.
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Okay, so here we go. One-one. On... Gideon, that is
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a 21. That is a miss. All right. And Rivian,
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that is also 21. I roll 219. What is it
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with you and these plants?
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He's got plant day.
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Secretly, he is a plant. Gideon, you will take four
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piercing damage. Rivian, you take two. Since you were hit,
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you need to make a concentration check to see if
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you keep your flame blade or not.
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Well, he better fucking keep it.
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He better keep that up. So you have to make
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a constitution saving throw. Do a d20. Yeah, and what
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is your constitution? Constitution bonus. So before you roll this.
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Oh, saving throw plus.
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Oh. From here on out, if you use a hero point,
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you need to say you're using it before you roll it.
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And that makes us more dangerous because what's your constitution modifier?
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Plus four for saving. throw oh it is yeah because
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it's plus two but it says plus four for a
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saving throw oh oh yeah so you roll a i
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think that's the dragonborn so you need to get a
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10 so you need to roll a six or higher
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and if it's below it you lose flame blade when
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i roll this natural 20 what does that do she
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dies forever all right.
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Uh 19 19 yes good.
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It turns from flame blade to flame blade.
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We already got the concentration ring on it. That's fine. No,
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to flamer blade. Okay, so that is her turn. Rivian,
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you are up now.
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So one of my features is refreshing step.
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Yes.
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So that's like misty step, and then me or someone
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around me gets 10 temporary hit points.
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What the fuck?
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Whoa, dude.
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That's pretty cool.
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I think.
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Bling!
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That's sweet.
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Okay, let me pull it up real quick. So you're
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using Refreshing Step?
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Yeah.
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Man, that step's really refreshing. I feel refreshed. Like flowers
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shoot up for you and you're like... Immediately after you teleport,
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you are one creature you can see within 10 feet
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gains 1d10 temporary hit points. Okay.
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That's pretty good.
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Can I teleport out.
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Of that tangle of.
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Of Blonde?
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Of Mess. Yeah. Yeah. So since you're not moving through it,
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you do not take damage. It says when a creature
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moves into or moves within, it takes one piercing and 1d4.
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So if you Misty Step out of it, you won't
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take any damage. That's awesome.
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That's what I was hoping.
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Okay. And pick who you would like to receive 1d10
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temporary hit points.
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Gideon.
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Yes. Gideon. Gideon, let's go. It's flame sword time. So
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roll a d10, and Gideon will gain this for temporary HP.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Eight.
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Nine.
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Nine.
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You have nine temporary hit points. And where would you
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like to teleport to?
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Can I hide behind that bed to the left?
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Noise. The hit points is like my health, right? Yes. Yes.
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So don't erase your max hit points because these are temporary.
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But the first nine HP you take, it'll pull it
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from that.
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Yep.
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Got it. Okay. So that was your bonus action. That
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was smart. That was good.
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Awesome.
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What would you like to do now?
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Big bang attack.
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And I do ray of enfeeblement.
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You're going to cast ray of enfeeblement, huh?
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Yes, stupid plant.
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Let's make fun of the plant lady.
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Okay, so tell me what I got to do.
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It says a beam of enfeeblement.
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Innervating energy shoots from you toward a creature within range.
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The target must make a Constitution saving throw. On a
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successful save, the target has disadvantage on the next attack roll.
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It makes until the start of your next turn. On
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a failed save, the target has disadvantage on strength-based D20
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tests for the duration. During that time, it also subtracts
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1d8 from all of its damage.
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Okay, Constitution saving throw. What's the DC? 29. That's going
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to be a fail anyways. 13. Yeah, it's a fail.
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Fuck yeah. Okay, so this is a concentration check. So
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put this concentration ring on your mini.
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I'm currently poisoned, I think.
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Oh, you walked out of it, though. Oh. So it's
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just still right there. Yeah. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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Okay, so that area where the poison ring is, that's
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where the poison briars are. Okay, so this was Raven Feeblemate.
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She failed. She has disadvantage on strength-based D20 test. During
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this time, it also subtracts 1d8 from all its damage.
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The target repeats this save at the end of each
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of its turn. Hell yeah. That is awesome. Good play, Rivian. Rivian,
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you still have your movement. What's that?
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Does it keep getting worse if she keeps rolling bad?
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It doesn't keep getting worse, but it could last for
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up to a minute, depending. That's pretty good. Rivian doesn't
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even need us. Did he want to move Rivian or
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stay put?
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I'll stay put.
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Okay, next up, Robin with Damien, then Diego, then Gideon.
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How many torches do you carry? I don't know how
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many you got.
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I don't know.
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Check your inventory.
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I have ten.
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Ten?
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Thousands.
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I will say, I will let you have one. You'll
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have one. Because I gave mine to Damien. Uh-oh.
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Oh, I still have it.
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Well, you can take it back if you want.
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Yeah, and I'm going to try to, like, smack it
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as I walk through the thorns.
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Okay, so you're going to attack those thorns with them. Yeah.
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I'm trying to move forward also. So you take the
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torch and you start catching the thorns on fire. Okay,
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so they can be destroyed with fire. However, it spreads
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to five feet out, burning for a full round as well.
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So it does burn out. However, all the squares in
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front of you that you do also catch fire. So
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that just means Gideon, who is there. It's impervious. He
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did say to use fire. So you light those on fire,
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and Gideon, you take three fire damage.
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Oh, no.
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And you need to make another concentration check.
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No.
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Anytime you take damage.
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Wait a second. Wouldn't the sword just absorb it?
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So you can burn these away, which is good, but
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they do burn out every square around you. Which, now
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you guys know. So, you need to get a six
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or higher.
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Well, I got a little hole I can walk through now.
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Or you lose flame blade. You got it. You got it.
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I'm cool.
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Yeah.
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15. Son of a bitch. Okay. You got it. You
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did take, I think, three damage. Oh, yeah, yeah. So, okay.
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This is from your extra hit points, too.
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So, that is the square in front of you that
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you burned out.
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Can I.
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Whoa, where did that come from?
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Where did you pull that book out from?
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So where would you like to move, and do you
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want to keep burning them all? I don't want to
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burn him anymore, so I don't know if I want to.
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So I'm right there. Is that where you want to go?
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Yes.
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Okay, you will take two piercing damage for moving that far.
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I'm also not immune, but I'm resistant to poison. You
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take six poison damage, which means that's to three. And
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then I will move as far as I can. Right there? Cool. Okay,
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you move through two more squares. So you take two
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more piercing, and then you will take three poison. Yeah,
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this shit's no joke.
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Fuck.
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So that isn't halved? Just anything she does would be halved?
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Right.
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Correct. Yeah. Okay, so that was your movement. I will say,
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and your bonus to get the torch back. So you
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have an action left.
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Can I do my.
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The vow of enmity on her.
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Yeah.
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Okay, so you're going to use your vow of enmity.
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Whatever the fuck it's called.
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Yes.
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Anonymity. Anonymity. She doesn't even know who did it. Okay.
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So your vow.
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Let me pull it up.
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So I need all of you to remember your own
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stuff like this because I can't remember it all. So remember...
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that you have advantage on attack rolls against this creature
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for one minute.
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Whoa.
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That's pretty good. Okay. Next up, Damien. Damien. Damien, it
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is your turn.
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Let's see.
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Damien's going to walk in. Actually, before he does that,
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he's going to do the Rage of the Wilds. He's
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going to turn that bear on. He's going to flex
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and just.
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He's going to feel strong. That noise, dude. How could
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we hear? Oh, I thought that was the music that
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we get. What's the one that gives us?
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Oh, no.
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If the Purple Pirates comes on, everyone has advantage on everything.
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It's like double advantage. So you use the Bear Totem.
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You have resistance to every damage type except Force, Necrotic, Psychic,
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and Radiant.
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Which is great.
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So you're going to take half damage to everything here.
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Oh, hell yeah.
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And then I'm going to walk as far as I
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can in there, not through the wilds.
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I'm going to walk next to it. I don't get
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hurt through that, right?
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Depending on where you go, it's like a 15-foot radius.
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So everywhere you move through here is a square you
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have to cross through.
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Okay, that's fine.
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So you can reach her if you want to. And
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then I'll tell you how much damage you take moving
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through all this. moving through all the poisonous briars.
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I'm not going to take any damage, remember?
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You'll take half damage.
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Not when I've been done.
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Half of nothing is nothing. If he says he doesn't,
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then he doesn't. He's not a liar. You have Skull
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Ritter out, and do you approach all the way up
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to her?
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Might as well.
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Hell yeah. So you take four damage. That is reduced
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to two. Nice.
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Ooh.
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Put some butter on some bread and it's good. And
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you would take 12 damage, but that is half to six.
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That's poison damage.
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No, six.
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Oh, total?
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Yeah, eight.
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He said six. I heard six. Get ready for fucking Brendan, guys.
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So you run through a bunch of these fucking poison squares.
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Does that make like a big hole for the rest
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of us to run through?
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No.
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Actually, give yourself two, no, three HP back because some
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of it is burned away because Robin burned some of
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it away. Good job, Robin.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Okay, so that was your movement, and now you have
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your action. Before I do it. Well, luck you don't
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have to announce. You can just choose.
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That was fucking ruined. You know what, Damien?
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I think. Okay, let me look it up. Let me
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look it up to see if you have to announce
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it first. I thought I did.
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I figured I'd have to tell you before because I
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know that's the only thing I can use against you.
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For disadvantage okay.
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When you roll a d20 you can spend one luck
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point to give yourself advantage or you can use it
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to give me disadvantage so yeah you do announce it
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first i'm sorry okay okay so you're using luck to
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give yourself advantage okay go ahead and make your attack.
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So fucking bad what is it Can I use my
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hero point for that?
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You can't, dude.
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I'm sorry, man.
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God damn, it's so bad, though.
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Say it. Three. Three?
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Oh, my God. Two out of three.
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Oh, well, I guess I get one.
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So that is a miss.
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All right, guys.
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And because you made a melee attack, you take... Two
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piercing damage. However, because you're resistant, you take one. Nice.
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But she's also.
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Yeah, but minimum is going to be one. She is what...
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We must remember her name.
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Well, I do get grazed, though, right?
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Verna.
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The Needle Lord. The Needle Lord. So any melee attacks
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against her, you will take two damage unless you want
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to attack with disadvantage to avoid it. Unless you have
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Flame Blade. Unless you have Flame Blade.
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But guess what? She does take damage because of graze.
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Oh, yeah. How much damage? I'm holding fire, so that
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means I'm impervious. All right, three graze damage for missing. Nice. Okay,
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next up, Diego.
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So I had sight of her, and as he runs around,
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correct me if I'm wrong, I don't need to keep
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a direct line on her to shoot magic missiles.
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Correct, as long as you can see her. Oh, nice.
505
00:24:06.119 --> 00:24:09.480
And those are automatic hits. Those are automatic hits. Nice. Okay,
506
00:24:09.500 --> 00:24:11.960
so you fire a magic missile.
507
00:24:12.160 --> 00:24:13.519
Come on. And they all hit Damien.
508
00:24:14.460 --> 00:24:21.789
Three, five, six, seven, eight, nine damage. Oh, there we go. Oh, yeah.
509
00:24:21.900 --> 00:24:29.650
She is dead. Nine damage. Describe your kill. Also describe
510
00:24:29.670 --> 00:24:33.289
Damien's death. Okay. What else would Diego like to do?
511
00:24:34.480 --> 00:24:40.190
With that, he's going to fire and slightly step back. Okay.
512
00:24:40.509 --> 00:24:43.130
Because he's already pretty much covered on the edge, so
513
00:24:43.150 --> 00:24:43.900
he steps back.
514
00:24:43.920 --> 00:24:46.619
Those other plans better keep their fucking ass in there.
515
00:24:46.720 --> 00:24:47.619
And readies a bow.
516
00:24:47.880 --> 00:24:48.000
Okay.
517
00:24:48.019 --> 00:24:53.099
Perfect. Perfect. All right, Gideon, finally. It is your turn.
518
00:24:53.140 --> 00:24:56.140
You have taken lots of damage. So those things are just, like,
519
00:24:56.240 --> 00:24:58.019
burning in front of me, right? But if I try
520
00:24:58.079 --> 00:25:00.079
walking through them, I still get hit, don't I? So
521
00:25:00.140 --> 00:25:02.529
you can... I think he pretty much carved out a
522
00:25:02.569 --> 00:25:05.490
path almost. So you'll only have to go through one
523
00:25:05.549 --> 00:25:06.269
square of this.
524
00:25:06.670 --> 00:25:10.410
Okay. But that does mean one more constitution. Yeah, I'm
525
00:25:10.430 --> 00:25:10.970
not going to do that.
526
00:25:11.190 --> 00:25:13.369
I'm going to back up a little bit, and then
527
00:25:13.390 --> 00:25:17.099
can I hit that with a flame arrow?
528
00:25:17.460 --> 00:25:18.799
Yeah, you can shoot an arrow at it with your.
529
00:25:19.660 --> 00:25:22.460
So I'll just back up so I'm not burning myself.
530
00:25:23.119 --> 00:25:24.440
What if he hits it with a sword? Will it
531
00:25:24.460 --> 00:25:27.500
burn him? So the sword is flaming. Yeah, this is
532
00:25:27.559 --> 00:25:30.859
more his true strike is radiant. So it's not like
533
00:25:30.940 --> 00:25:31.819
fire flaming.
534
00:25:31.839 --> 00:25:36.319
What if he made his sword into an arrow and
535
00:25:36.359 --> 00:25:38.500
shot the Zorro?
536
00:25:38.799 --> 00:25:42.099
Yeah, that's true. The Zorro. All right, so you're going
537
00:25:42.119 --> 00:25:45.279
to make your true strike attack? Yes. Okay, go ahead
538
00:25:45.319 --> 00:25:48.609
and roll your attack. True strike. Yeah, come on.
539
00:25:48.589 --> 00:25:50.589
19.
540
00:25:51.160 --> 00:25:55.180
That is a hit. So shooting at it, it is large-sized,
541
00:25:56.339 --> 00:25:59.529
but it does take two bonus to his armor class
542
00:25:59.549 --> 00:26:02.990
for half cover with Damien in front of it, but
543
00:26:03.049 --> 00:26:05.670
you still hit anyways. So go ahead and roll your damage.
544
00:26:05.710 --> 00:26:06.250
Boom, boom.
545
00:26:06.390 --> 00:26:07.130
Goddamn, guys.
546
00:26:07.190 --> 00:26:11.630
I'm sorry. I'm in the way. It'll be 1d8 plus
547
00:26:11.630 --> 00:26:16.059
3 for this. Oh, duh. Okay. For your true strike.
548
00:26:16.099 --> 00:26:16.940
That's cute.
549
00:26:18.759 --> 00:26:19.000
Diamond.
550
00:26:19.019 --> 00:26:19.180
Diamond.
551
00:26:20.480 --> 00:26:23.349
There you go.
552
00:26:23.380 --> 00:26:23.480
Yep.
553
00:26:23.640 --> 00:26:25.849
That's it.
554
00:26:25.990 --> 00:26:26.470
Oh, shit.
555
00:26:26.490 --> 00:26:26.750
Oh, wait.
556
00:26:26.769 --> 00:26:27.210
No plus?
557
00:26:27.589 --> 00:26:27.829
Three.
558
00:26:28.589 --> 00:26:28.890
Six.
559
00:26:29.589 --> 00:26:29.970
Six.
560
00:26:30.150 --> 00:26:35.450
Okay. You guys have done a good amount of damage.
561
00:26:35.710 --> 00:26:35.990
Nice.
562
00:26:37.119 --> 00:26:40.019
Okay. Now it is a new round. Not good enough.
563
00:26:41.680 --> 00:26:44.180
We're all going to die now. Would I have had
564
00:26:44.240 --> 00:26:44.779
a bonus action?
565
00:26:44.799 --> 00:26:45.640
Yeah.
566
00:26:45.700 --> 00:26:47.859
What would you like to do? I wanted to cast
567
00:26:47.920 --> 00:26:52.119
the Ties of Chaos. Yeah, you can do that. Okay,
568
00:26:52.240 --> 00:26:59.490
so you're going to cast Tides of Chaos. Sounds really cool. Okay,
569
00:26:59.509 --> 00:27:01.869
so here's what Tides of Chaos does, my friend.
570
00:27:01.910 --> 00:27:03.890
I mean, it would have to start at my next turn, but.
571
00:27:03.970 --> 00:27:04.329
Yeah.
572
00:27:04.789 --> 00:27:05.430
Whoa.
573
00:27:05.869 --> 00:27:09.569
Okay, this is fun. Okay, so with Tides of Chaos,
574
00:27:10.049 --> 00:27:12.970
you can manipulate chaos itself to give yourself advantage on
575
00:27:13.769 --> 00:27:16.950
one D20 test before you roll the D20. Once you do,
576
00:27:17.450 --> 00:27:20.559
you must cast a sorcerer's spell with the spell slot. Yep.
577
00:27:20.740 --> 00:27:22.619
So you can use it right now, and it'll be
578
00:27:22.660 --> 00:27:25.359
for your next spell attack.
579
00:27:25.519 --> 00:27:25.680
Okay.
580
00:27:25.980 --> 00:27:30.680
And when you do, you have advantage on it, and
581
00:27:30.720 --> 00:27:34.759
you have to roll on the wild magic table. Yep.
582
00:27:34.940 --> 00:27:37.720
I'm excited. What if you also turn into the potted
583
00:27:37.759 --> 00:27:40.640
plant here? That'd be fucking sweet, dude. I hope so, dude.
584
00:27:40.980 --> 00:27:42.640
We call him Gideon Clay.
585
00:27:42.960 --> 00:27:43.299
Okay.
586
00:27:43.319 --> 00:27:45.019
And the clay just falls in love with me.
587
00:27:45.799 --> 00:27:46.220
Okay.
588
00:27:46.319 --> 00:27:48.720
So now it is a new round, and I forgot
589
00:27:48.759 --> 00:27:52.059
to do something last round. I summoned those needle spawns,
590
00:27:52.180 --> 00:27:52.940
and I didn't go with them.
591
00:27:52.960 --> 00:27:54.809
We'll say that they were still kind of shaking it off.
592
00:27:54.829 --> 00:27:57.529
They're still in there. But good news, guys, because two
593
00:27:57.569 --> 00:27:58.309
more are spawned.
594
00:27:58.750 --> 00:27:59.069
What?
595
00:27:59.730 --> 00:28:00.849
Weird how that worked.
596
00:28:02.069 --> 00:28:02.470
I don't know.
597
00:28:02.589 --> 00:28:03.710
That's one of its natural abilities.
598
00:28:03.730 --> 00:28:05.430
Didn't four of those almost kill us?
599
00:28:05.470 --> 00:28:06.049
Yeah.
600
00:28:06.210 --> 00:28:08.309
Yeah, like I said, guys, it was fun playing.
601
00:28:08.329 --> 00:28:11.250
All right, let's see what they do. We're dead. That's
602
00:28:11.289 --> 00:28:13.390
only a few rolls as good as he did that time, though.
603
00:28:13.470 --> 00:28:13.690
It's weird.
604
00:28:13.710 --> 00:28:16.319
I've been looking at my abilities a lot, and Damien
605
00:28:16.339 --> 00:28:18.740
can just fucking explode and do shit.
606
00:28:18.779 --> 00:28:23.109
Giant fireball. Yeah, it's called, what is it called?
607
00:28:23.250 --> 00:28:23.529
Nuke?
608
00:28:23.789 --> 00:28:25.349
Yeah.
609
00:28:25.349 --> 00:28:27.710
100 damage to everything in like a 10-foot radius.
610
00:28:27.750 --> 00:28:32.930
Okay, so we have four of these needle spawns that
611
00:28:33.069 --> 00:28:35.589
come crawling out. Some of them climb up on the pillars,
612
00:28:35.690 --> 00:28:37.769
some come straight out, and we're going to see how
613
00:28:37.789 --> 00:28:38.900
many needles they fire off.
614
00:28:38.910 --> 00:28:40.259
Oh, hello, man. One.
615
00:28:40.579 --> 00:28:43.039
Two of them get one. Nice. That's good.
616
00:28:43.099 --> 00:28:43.799
Hola, Damien.
617
00:28:44.579 --> 00:28:48.220
So two, and then we have six and three. Oh, shit.
618
00:28:48.240 --> 00:28:53.039
What the fuck? Oh, sick. Holy shit. Okay, so there's
619
00:28:53.079 --> 00:28:56.980
going to be three at Robin.
620
00:28:57.680 --> 00:28:58.059
Yay.
621
00:28:59.180 --> 00:29:05.180
Two at Rivian, and then one at Damien. Six at Clay.
622
00:29:05.539 --> 00:29:08.390
It's hard for them to see. Okay, so Robin, the
623
00:29:08.509 --> 00:29:09.589
three coming at you.
624
00:29:09.670 --> 00:29:10.230
I get cover.
625
00:29:12.109 --> 00:29:14.289
I would, because the plant's here. Well, the cover is her.
626
00:29:14.349 --> 00:29:15.470
Yeah, I would get cover, right?
627
00:29:15.470 --> 00:29:15.710
21, 16, and eight.
628
00:29:15.890 --> 00:29:16.089
One hits.
629
00:29:16.109 --> 00:29:20.950
Mm-hmm. I think you would get a bonus.
630
00:29:21.630 --> 00:29:23.250
I get a bonus to my armor class because of
631
00:29:23.269 --> 00:29:24.109
that fucking giant plant.
632
00:29:24.130 --> 00:29:25.309
You take six damage.
633
00:29:25.769 --> 00:29:26.470
You son of a bitch.
634
00:29:26.490 --> 00:29:29.289
Okay, Damien, the one coming at you. I'm just going
635
00:29:29.309 --> 00:29:31.089
to roll merino die for it.
636
00:29:31.109 --> 00:29:33.230
Yeah, he's pissed at me already.
637
00:29:33.349 --> 00:29:35.789
Fifteen. You get plus two to your armor.
638
00:29:36.150 --> 00:29:36.970
Oh, yeah, baby.
639
00:29:37.029 --> 00:29:38.539
It still hits and it kills him.
640
00:29:38.890 --> 00:29:39.349
Rivian.
641
00:29:39.430 --> 00:29:42.210
It kills him. You have two coming at you, Rivian.
642
00:29:42.650 --> 00:29:43.069
No, I don't.
643
00:29:44.109 --> 00:29:48.769
She wills it away. It kills him. 24 and 16. Jeez.
644
00:29:49.029 --> 00:29:50.309
Which one did you? She's good with one.
645
00:29:50.329 --> 00:29:51.079
Both hit.
646
00:29:51.119 --> 00:29:56.180
Yeah. So before you make your constitution saving throws.
647
00:29:58.500 --> 00:29:58.960
They're halved.
648
00:29:59.369 --> 00:30:00.930
I think I have advantage on those, by the way.
649
00:30:01.009 --> 00:30:02.710
Yes, you take....
650
00:30:04.390 --> 00:30:04.809
One damage.
651
00:30:04.829 --> 00:30:06.150
You take nine damage.
652
00:30:06.349 --> 00:30:06.849
One damage.
653
00:30:07.170 --> 00:30:09.869
And you need to make two constitution saving throws and
654
00:30:09.890 --> 00:30:12.190
you need to get ten or higher or ray of
655
00:30:12.230 --> 00:30:13.730
enfeeblement is gone.
656
00:30:14.170 --> 00:30:16.109
But I think I get advantage on.
657
00:30:16.119 --> 00:30:18.660
Yeah, you have advantage because you took that warlock thing.
658
00:30:18.680 --> 00:30:21.140
I definitely have to heal up mid-fight.
659
00:30:21.160 --> 00:30:21.640
Okay, 18 on the.
660
00:30:21.859 --> 00:30:22.500
On the first one?
661
00:30:22.660 --> 00:30:23.039
Yes.
662
00:30:23.200 --> 00:30:25.099
Okay, and then on the second one.
663
00:30:27.660 --> 00:30:28.579
When do you get low?
664
00:30:28.599 --> 00:30:28.670
Ten.
665
00:30:28.680 --> 00:30:29.279
Ten exactly?
666
00:30:29.299 --> 00:30:29.539
Yeah.
667
00:30:29.680 --> 00:30:32.180
Okay, you got it. Oh, I saw that four.
668
00:30:32.460 --> 00:30:32.980
I saw it.
669
00:30:33.079 --> 00:30:36.170
I was like, no. Those are the needle spawns. Now
670
00:30:36.349 --> 00:30:39.809
it is Verna's turn. She hasn't actually gotten to attack yet.
671
00:30:40.609 --> 00:30:40.930
Good.
672
00:30:40.950 --> 00:30:43.549
What's the name of her war hammer?
673
00:30:44.430 --> 00:30:45.849
Yeah, because she just stole Damien.
674
00:30:45.930 --> 00:30:50.829
You see two vines pop out from her side, and
675
00:30:50.890 --> 00:30:53.769
they go to attack at you.
676
00:30:53.789 --> 00:30:53.849
Oh.
677
00:30:54.950 --> 00:30:58.769
Actually that's cool yeah and they're going to attack you
678
00:30:58.789 --> 00:31:02.269
because you're the only one up there damien what i
679
00:31:02.289 --> 00:31:07.109
do okay first one disadvantage with disadvantage so i'll roll
680
00:31:07.150 --> 00:31:12.569
marino and the official frost maiden dice with disadvantage.
681
00:31:11.880 --> 00:31:14.319
And andrew dice tray like primo.
682
00:31:14.160 --> 00:31:19.160
Okay with disadvantage that is a Don't you fucking say.
683
00:31:19.160 --> 00:31:20.680
14. Yes, baby, that misses.
684
00:31:20.920 --> 00:31:23.579
Oh, thank God. That just grazes me. She does some
685
00:31:23.660 --> 00:31:26.140
nasty damage. Second attack with disadvantage.
686
00:31:26.160 --> 00:31:28.680
Oh, you dirty boy. Keep it over there.
687
00:31:28.720 --> 00:31:32.089
Do anyone want to come see this? Natural 20 and 18. 24.
688
00:31:32.089 --> 00:31:34.349
About half damage.
689
00:31:34.450 --> 00:31:39.170
Okay, so you're going to take minus 1d8 damage. All right,
690
00:31:39.210 --> 00:31:41.640
so you are going to first take... Do you want
691
00:31:41.660 --> 00:31:44.059
to roll the D8 for me, and we'll subtract the damage?
692
00:31:44.079 --> 00:31:45.299
I only got 14 HP left.
693
00:31:45.380 --> 00:31:48.099
That's all I got left. You got a potion or something?
694
00:31:48.140 --> 00:31:48.940
No, I'm going to die.
695
00:31:48.980 --> 00:31:51.970
How much do you have? 14. You take 14 damage.
696
00:31:52.069 --> 00:31:52.710
No.
697
00:31:52.930 --> 00:31:55.029
Holy mackerel. All right, what do we got?
698
00:31:55.069 --> 00:31:55.920
What do we got? We got to get a.
699
00:31:55.950 --> 00:31:58.509
No, you have resistance. You take seven.
700
00:31:58.670 --> 00:31:59.269
Oh, baby.
701
00:31:59.329 --> 00:32:03.059
I thought that was already out. You take seven.
702
00:32:03.480 --> 00:32:04.079
And you are grappled.
703
00:32:06.460 --> 00:32:10.470
Fuck. Dude, that's bologna and cheese sandwich. Now it is
704
00:32:10.490 --> 00:32:12.549
the end of her turn, and she is going to
705
00:32:12.589 --> 00:32:14.259
make the Constitution saving throw.
706
00:32:15.220 --> 00:32:15.519
Miss.
707
00:32:16.940 --> 00:32:21.009
Natural one. Fuck yeah, dude. She's named. But yeah, that
708
00:32:21.029 --> 00:32:23.230
was just a saving throw, though. Okay, so that was
709
00:32:23.269 --> 00:32:27.329
her turn. You are grappled. Yeah, he can't even move.
710
00:32:27.609 --> 00:32:30.890
So when you're grappled, your speed is zero. You have
711
00:32:30.910 --> 00:32:34.119
disadvantage on attack rolls. You have to use an action
712
00:32:34.180 --> 00:32:38.140
to try to escape, getting either athletics or an acrobatics.
713
00:32:38.160 --> 00:32:41.519
She's got a disadvantage with her shit, right? Because she's enfeebled, right?
714
00:32:42.000 --> 00:32:43.220
With enfeebles.
715
00:32:43.240 --> 00:32:44.859
That doesn't do anything with grappling?
716
00:32:44.960 --> 00:32:47.740
Probably not. She's about to be dead in a minute. Yeah,
717
00:32:47.980 --> 00:32:50.029
she does, but it's not an opposing check.
718
00:32:50.390 --> 00:32:50.880
Oh, son of a.
719
00:32:50.869 --> 00:32:51.549
Yeah, it's just a flat.
720
00:32:51.630 --> 00:32:53.549
Can I use this to get out?
721
00:32:53.670 --> 00:32:57.329
This right here? Yes, that you can. Okay, so now
722
00:32:57.529 --> 00:33:01.779
it is Rivian's turn. Whenever it's my turn. With Robin
723
00:33:01.900 --> 00:33:02.359
on deck.
724
00:33:02.579 --> 00:33:05.400
Can I do Firebolt, please?
725
00:33:05.420 --> 00:33:10.500
Yeah, go ahead and make an attack roll. It jumped.
726
00:33:11.920 --> 00:33:13.259
You're going to use Firebolt.
727
00:33:13.599 --> 00:33:18.230
That's okay.
728
00:33:18.230 --> 00:33:21.650
22. That's a hit. Beautiful.
729
00:33:22.710 --> 00:33:24.769
Can it be a crit?
730
00:33:24.769 --> 00:33:25.690
37 hit points.
731
00:33:26.029 --> 00:33:27.450
Hey, Dad, let it be a crit.
732
00:33:34.740 --> 00:33:35.059
Nine.
733
00:33:36.559 --> 00:33:37.660
Nine damage.
734
00:33:37.680 --> 00:33:39.819
That's good. Is it bloodied yet?
735
00:33:39.920 --> 00:33:43.079
No. No. It is taking a good amount of damage.
736
00:33:43.190 --> 00:33:47.420
It's taking probably closing in on 30 damage.
737
00:33:48.039 --> 00:33:51.720
Can I move and hide around that dresser?
738
00:33:51.740 --> 00:33:55.240
I'm your meat guy's meat shield for the moment.
739
00:33:55.259 --> 00:34:03.309
Meanwhile, you're checking in it. That dresser? In that back corner? Yeah,
740
00:34:03.369 --> 00:34:06.630
you can go back there and hide, sure? Okay, Robin,
741
00:34:06.990 --> 00:34:08.889
it is your turn with Damien on deck.
742
00:34:09.010 --> 00:34:10.250
Blocks to get next to Damien.
743
00:34:11.599 --> 00:34:12.599
You move up next to Damien.
744
00:34:12.619 --> 00:34:13.699
No, I wouldn't get that close.
745
00:34:13.820 --> 00:34:16.760
Did she catch fire? I forgot to do something again.
746
00:34:16.820 --> 00:34:21.199
God damn it. My turn's already passed. Those poison briars
747
00:34:21.260 --> 00:34:22.940
are gone. Oh, okay.
748
00:34:23.719 --> 00:34:27.000
Like on the side, though. Just straight forward.
749
00:34:27.739 --> 00:34:28.079
Yeah.
750
00:34:29.019 --> 00:34:29.920
And then I'm just.
751
00:34:29.780 --> 00:34:32.090
Going to attack. Okay, you run up and go ahead
752
00:34:32.110 --> 00:34:32.949
and make your attack.
753
00:34:33.199 --> 00:34:34.829
Is she flammable?
754
00:34:34.849 --> 00:34:36.789
She's a plant.
755
00:34:37.800 --> 00:34:41.199
Has she been hit with regular fire yet? That's Firebolt.
756
00:34:41.340 --> 00:34:43.610
It didn't look like it did extra damage, but it
757
00:34:43.650 --> 00:34:47.909
looks like it did what you would expect. I got 16.
758
00:34:47.909 --> 00:34:48.989
16?
759
00:34:48.989 --> 00:34:52.030
20. That's a hit. 16 on the dice. That is
760
00:34:52.070 --> 00:34:55.889
a hit. Oh, sorry about that. It hit so hard
761
00:34:55.909 --> 00:34:57.679
that it changed the match. It broke the TV.
762
00:34:57.699 --> 00:34:59.739
We went into the upside down.
763
00:34:59.800 --> 00:35:01.960
I'm going to use my reroll damage.
764
00:35:02.340 --> 00:35:03.340
Oh, yeah. There you go.
765
00:35:03.340 --> 00:35:03.800
I can do that.
766
00:35:03.800 --> 00:35:04.219
20 damage.
767
00:35:04.420 --> 00:35:14.809
Do it. I got... I got nine. Nine damage. That's cute.
768
00:35:14.869 --> 00:35:18.190
Probably near 40. Yeah, it's got to be. Like at
769
00:35:18.210 --> 00:35:18.530
least 35.
770
00:35:18.530 --> 00:35:21.110
I'm hoping if we kill her, the other plants will die.
771
00:35:21.110 --> 00:35:27.039
36 total. Oh, shit. That's beautiful. I like this. Not
772
00:35:27.119 --> 00:35:28.039
bloodied yet, though.
773
00:35:28.059 --> 00:35:28.659
God damn.
774
00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:30.539
Is she bloodied yet? She's at 80. 80 hits. Yeah. 90. Yeah.
775
00:35:34.400 --> 00:35:34.659
I don't know.
776
00:35:34.679 --> 00:35:35.739
I don't think I can do this as a bonus.
777
00:35:35.780 --> 00:35:38.360
All right. Is that it for Robin? Am I allowed
778
00:35:38.380 --> 00:35:40.539
to give him a potion as a bonus? As a
779
00:35:40.780 --> 00:35:44.809
bonus action, you can take a potion with the bonus
780
00:35:44.829 --> 00:35:46.010
to administer. It's an action.
781
00:35:46.030 --> 00:35:47.929
No, I just want to toss it to him.
782
00:35:47.969 --> 00:35:54.010
He's grappled right now. I have topple also. It smashes
783
00:35:54.110 --> 00:35:55.730
on her. She gets healed. Oh.
784
00:35:55.829 --> 00:35:56.250
Topple.
785
00:35:56.289 --> 00:35:56.840
What does that do to her?
786
00:35:56.849 --> 00:35:57.889
You hit with the maul? Mm-hmm.
787
00:35:58.150 --> 00:35:58.570
Okay.
788
00:35:58.590 --> 00:36:01.409
Okay. All right, with topple. Might release you.
789
00:36:01.610 --> 00:36:02.389
That'd be great.
790
00:36:02.449 --> 00:36:04.239
Is that a constitution saving throw?
791
00:36:04.719 --> 00:36:05.179
Yeah.
792
00:36:05.719 --> 00:36:07.019
Yeah. Okay, that is a 15.
793
00:36:07.000 --> 00:36:09.579
You better believe it.
794
00:36:10.039 --> 00:36:12.480
I believe that passes. Yeah, I think mine's 14. Yeah,
795
00:36:14.119 --> 00:36:16.880
so if you hit it with topple, it could fall prone.
796
00:36:16.940 --> 00:36:19.739
Is that just a warrior or paladin? It is the
797
00:36:19.840 --> 00:36:21.880
weapon mastery for certain weapons.
798
00:36:22.059 --> 00:36:22.440
Nice.
799
00:36:22.599 --> 00:36:25.619
So I'm pretty sure it succeeded, but I will look
800
00:36:25.639 --> 00:36:27.119
it up just to make sure. Yeah, it did. I
801
00:36:27.139 --> 00:36:31.039
think I only got... That's a pretty high roll for that.
802
00:36:31.059 --> 00:36:34.300
Does that mean we're both prone? I think it's a
803
00:36:34.440 --> 00:36:40.530
static DC. I don't think it's yours. DC eight plus
804
00:36:40.550 --> 00:36:44.289
your ability modifier. So eight plus your ability modifier and
805
00:36:44.309 --> 00:36:46.750
your proficiency. So what's your attack roll that you use?
806
00:36:47.269 --> 00:36:50.750
Plus five? Yeah. Okay, so it needs to get a 13. Yeah,
807
00:36:50.769 --> 00:36:55.070
it beat it. Okay, so that is it for Robin. Damien.
808
00:36:55.619 --> 00:36:55.800
What?
809
00:36:57.250 --> 00:36:59.219
I got some bad news, friend. Oh, shit.
810
00:36:59.590 --> 00:37:01.260
You always do this to me.
811
00:37:01.920 --> 00:37:09.440
At the start of your turn, you take five piercing damage. Dang.
812
00:37:09.539 --> 00:37:09.960
Which is.
813
00:37:09.980 --> 00:37:11.139
Because his briar is on her.
814
00:37:11.199 --> 00:37:13.840
It would have been 11, but you take half, so
815
00:37:13.880 --> 00:37:17.469
it's five. Are you still standing? I got two. Okay.
816
00:37:18.329 --> 00:37:19.030
It is your turn.
817
00:37:19.050 --> 00:37:19.929
Is that the minus one?
818
00:37:21.010 --> 00:37:29.110
The minus D8... This is... This is scary. This is complicated. Yeah,
819
00:37:29.139 --> 00:37:32.639
because this is... Let me read the spell real quick.
820
00:37:33.179 --> 00:37:35.119
I'm scared again.
821
00:37:35.579 --> 00:37:36.940
Watch out.
822
00:37:37.000 --> 00:37:40.880
I'm scared again. So this is Ray of Enfeeblement, correct?
823
00:37:41.639 --> 00:37:42.719
My ray is enfeebled.
824
00:37:43.039 --> 00:37:47.320
Okay, we'll read the description of the spell and see
825
00:37:47.340 --> 00:37:47.960
what it says.
826
00:37:48.820 --> 00:37:49.739
I've been sandwiched.
827
00:37:49.760 --> 00:37:51.480
It says... Okay.
828
00:37:51.500 --> 00:37:52.820
I've been spelled orange.
829
00:37:54.090 --> 00:37:57.469
During that time, it also subtracts 1d8 from all of
830
00:37:57.550 --> 00:38:03.719
its damage rolls. This is not a damage roll. This is,
831
00:38:04.820 --> 00:38:08.280
if you're grappled, you automatically take 11 piercing damage at
832
00:38:08.320 --> 00:38:10.570
the start of your turn. So since it's not a
833
00:38:10.590 --> 00:38:13.070
damage roll, I'm going to have it stay.
834
00:38:13.530 --> 00:38:15.699
If I wouldn't have used that, I'd have been done.
835
00:38:15.719 --> 00:38:19.940
Okay, you got two HP left. You're grappled. Your movement's zero.
836
00:38:19.960 --> 00:38:23.940
You have disadvantage on attack rolls. What? Jeez. Against any
837
00:38:24.039 --> 00:38:26.289
target other than the grappler. So you can still try
838
00:38:26.329 --> 00:38:26.989
to attack it.
839
00:38:28.730 --> 00:38:32.260
What if I use that... There's an eagle one. Could
840
00:38:32.300 --> 00:38:32.760
I do that?
841
00:38:32.780 --> 00:38:35.610
Because it's a bonus action. It may dash and disengage.
842
00:38:35.650 --> 00:38:37.059
It disengages trying to get out of it.
843
00:38:37.550 --> 00:38:41.349
So you could disengage, which would allow you to move
844
00:38:41.429 --> 00:38:43.730
away without getting attacked, but you still have to use
845
00:38:43.769 --> 00:38:46.489
an action to break free. So I will let you know.
846
00:38:47.489 --> 00:38:49.960
It is an action to escape, and it has to
847
00:38:50.019 --> 00:38:53.340
be either in athletics or acrobatics. You get to pick.
848
00:38:53.760 --> 00:38:57.650
It's a decently hard escape. What's your plus to it?
849
00:38:58.159 --> 00:38:58.539
For what?
850
00:38:59.000 --> 00:39:00.719
Either athletics or acrobatics.
851
00:39:01.059 --> 00:39:01.360
Nothing.
852
00:39:03.639 --> 00:39:06.730
Yeah, I will say you have about a 25% chance
853
00:39:07.570 --> 00:39:09.349
to get out. But guess what? Yeah.
854
00:39:09.590 --> 00:39:11.429
I got a hero point, and I'm going to use that.
855
00:39:11.650 --> 00:39:13.789
Okay, you're going to use a hero point on your acrobatics?
856
00:39:13.869 --> 00:39:16.880
Atta boy. Okay, I like that. That's advantage, right?
857
00:39:16.900 --> 00:39:17.449
Let's do it.
858
00:39:17.519 --> 00:39:21.909
So with advantage, roll 2D20s. Come on, man. Let's do it.
859
00:39:23.340 --> 00:39:26.099
You want to blow on these bad boys?
860
00:39:26.280 --> 00:39:26.800
Nat 20, please.
861
00:39:26.920 --> 00:39:33.400
Okay, what'd you get? Did you roll two d20s right there? Yeah. Okay. 17.
862
00:39:33.400 --> 00:39:36.699
You break free. Oh, yeah. You managed to break out
863
00:39:36.719 --> 00:39:38.079
of these vines that were whole.
864
00:39:38.099 --> 00:39:38.559
You needed.
865
00:39:38.579 --> 00:39:42.000
And she's dead also. You needed... Did she take damage?
866
00:39:42.019 --> 00:39:42.719
Because I'm like.
867
00:39:42.980 --> 00:39:46.179
You needed a 14. Oh, yeah. So you break out.
868
00:39:46.340 --> 00:39:49.449
If you use disengage, you can then move away without
869
00:39:49.489 --> 00:39:50.090
getting attacked.
870
00:39:50.699 --> 00:39:51.400
Yeah, I'm going to do that.
871
00:39:51.420 --> 00:39:51.519
Okay.
872
00:39:51.559 --> 00:39:53.079
Where would you like to move? Get the fuck out
873
00:39:53.099 --> 00:39:55.239
of there, dude. Just on the side of the wall.
874
00:39:55.510 --> 00:39:56.230
All the way over.
875
00:39:56.550 --> 00:39:57.449
Yeah.
876
00:39:57.610 --> 00:39:59.369
Get the fuck out there, Damien.
877
00:39:59.590 --> 00:40:02.809
I'm going to eat some of those mushrooms. I'm making
878
00:40:02.869 --> 00:40:03.849
food with them.
879
00:40:03.869 --> 00:40:04.829
You are oceans.
880
00:40:04.869 --> 00:40:08.889
Barely alive. And if you wouldn't have used disengage, you
881
00:40:08.929 --> 00:40:11.739
would have gotten an attack opportunity against us. Disengage would
882
00:40:11.760 --> 00:40:14.900
have murdered you. Diego and Gideon. Diego of.
883
00:40:20.099 --> 00:40:21.099
Arrow shot. Arrow.
884
00:40:21.300 --> 00:40:24.010
And still have advantage because Robin's next to him.
885
00:40:24.030 --> 00:40:25.269
Shit, and I'm out of the way, so you guys
886
00:40:25.309 --> 00:40:25.949
don't have to.
887
00:40:25.969 --> 00:40:30.329
Yes. So if you hit, we cannot forget your sneak
888
00:40:30.369 --> 00:40:34.010
attack damage this time, which is 2d6 now. So it's...
889
00:40:34.929 --> 00:40:40.719
I mean, when he hits. Yeah. So it has gone up. So, Diego,
890
00:40:40.800 --> 00:40:43.380
you pop around the corner with your bow. You fire.
891
00:40:43.400 --> 00:40:43.639
It hits.
892
00:40:43.659 --> 00:40:44.039
It hits.
893
00:40:44.920 --> 00:40:45.659
So, hell yeah.
894
00:40:46.119 --> 00:40:46.800
Good job.
895
00:40:47.360 --> 00:40:50.110
Robin, from the side, you see an arrow come flying
896
00:40:50.190 --> 00:40:58.409
in and pierce this plant humanoid lady right in the neck. Four, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen.
897
00:40:59.269 --> 00:41:02.579
That's awesome. Thirteen.
898
00:41:02.920 --> 00:41:04.719
Holy guacamole.
899
00:41:04.840 --> 00:41:07.360
All right. This thing, all of a sudden, you see
900
00:41:07.380 --> 00:41:10.639
this yellowish ooze just come flowing out of her neck
901
00:41:10.679 --> 00:41:15.909
where the arrow is. That was your sneak attack. Anything
902
00:41:15.949 --> 00:41:17.730
else you want to do? You can move and do
903
00:41:17.750 --> 00:41:19.969
a bunch of other stuff. I know, I know, but
904
00:41:20.369 --> 00:41:25.170
I'm trying to just not get slain. Yeah, you should.
905
00:41:25.230 --> 00:41:27.789
I'm right at the edge. I just take another step. Yeah,
906
00:41:27.809 --> 00:41:28.389
that's a good idea.
907
00:41:29.289 --> 00:41:29.829
He's happy.
908
00:41:29.929 --> 00:41:33.510
We need people alive, man. All right. That's it for Diego. Gideon,
909
00:41:33.530 --> 00:41:36.050
you got your fire sword. You haven't got to lose. Yeah,
910
00:41:36.070 --> 00:41:36.929
I'm sick of this bitch.
911
00:41:36.989 --> 00:41:39.409
So, yeah, I'm moving in using the fire sword. I
912
00:41:39.449 --> 00:41:41.230
have advantage, but then also we have to do the
913
00:41:41.289 --> 00:41:42.090
wild magic thing.
914
00:41:42.110 --> 00:41:44.570
Okay, so this is going to be fun. So you
915
00:41:44.650 --> 00:41:47.820
come running in, Tides of Chaos. Do your sword attack
916
00:41:47.940 --> 00:41:49.119
first with advantage.
917
00:41:49.199 --> 00:41:49.460
Okay.
918
00:41:49.739 --> 00:41:50.519
So roll 2d20s. Yeah.
919
00:41:50.539 --> 00:41:54.239
That's probably going to work.
920
00:41:55.179 --> 00:41:58.219
Oh, that one was. So 18. That's a hit. Okay,
921
00:41:58.260 --> 00:42:00.309
so you're going to do 3d6 plus 3. Awesome.
922
00:42:00.730 --> 00:42:01.090
Awesome.
923
00:42:01.289 --> 00:42:01.630
Awesome.
924
00:42:01.670 --> 00:42:04.190
You might knock this bad girl out. She bad.
925
00:42:04.210 --> 00:42:06.170
That would be awesome if you did. Well, he said
926
00:42:06.210 --> 00:42:08.409
she's bloodied, so she's probably just over half.
927
00:42:08.429 --> 00:42:09.110
That's a good roll.
928
00:42:09.469 --> 00:42:11.860
That's a good roll. If I get doubles, does that
929
00:42:11.880 --> 00:42:17.070
mean anything? Not on this spell. Okay, so 17. Holy shit.
930
00:42:17.070 --> 00:42:20.409
17 damage. Okay. You guys don't even need Damien anymore.
931
00:42:20.429 --> 00:42:22.010
He can die right here. Yeah.
932
00:42:22.190 --> 00:42:25.699
All right. So you do 17 damage. That's sweet, dude.
933
00:42:25.800 --> 00:42:29.380
It slices right through her chest. She's still standing, but
934
00:42:29.400 --> 00:42:32.219
the ooze continues to fall out, and I need you
935
00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:37.619
to roll percentile die. What's that? The two tens. Yeah. No.
936
00:42:40.239 --> 00:42:43.380
And this is what he gets for being a wild mage. Yeah,
937
00:42:43.420 --> 00:42:46.659
roll two of those. This might be good. It might
938
00:42:46.699 --> 00:42:52.789
be bad. So a 60 and a 50. So 65.
939
00:42:52.789 --> 00:42:54.989
Or is the other one double digits also? Which is
940
00:42:55.030 --> 00:42:57.889
the double digits? Okay, keep the 60 and roll a
941
00:42:58.429 --> 00:43:00.150
single digit 10.
942
00:43:00.150 --> 00:43:00.409
Oh, okay.
943
00:43:00.429 --> 00:43:05.619
Yeah, there you go. 61. Oh, okay. Nice.
944
00:43:06.239 --> 00:43:06.880
I can dig this.
945
00:43:07.889 --> 00:43:08.889
All right, all right, all right.
946
00:43:08.909 --> 00:43:09.889
Purple pirates, so advantage.
947
00:43:10.010 --> 00:43:15.980
For the next minute, any flammable non-magical object you touch
948
00:43:16.039 --> 00:43:19.639
that isn't being worn or carried by another creature bursts
949
00:43:19.780 --> 00:43:25.679
into flames, taking 1d4 fire damage and is burning. So
950
00:43:25.699 --> 00:43:27.940
that means if this thing grapples you, it's going to
951
00:43:27.980 --> 00:43:33.519
catch fire. Anything you touch... You're like, grab me. You're like,
952
00:43:33.539 --> 00:43:37.559
you really are fucking fire now, dude.
953
00:43:37.920 --> 00:43:42.860
I feel like you will.
954
00:43:42.920 --> 00:43:47.260
I'm going to say any attack on you from this thing... Oh,
955
00:43:47.280 --> 00:43:53.449
you also take two damage for attacking it. But any time...
956
00:43:54.019 --> 00:43:56.710
This thing attacks you. It's going to take fire damage.
957
00:43:57.670 --> 00:44:00.909
And anything you touch catches fire for the next ten rounds. Hey,
958
00:44:00.929 --> 00:44:02.389
come here, Clay.
959
00:44:02.789 --> 00:44:07.139
He's like just talking to us.
960
00:44:07.420 --> 00:44:10.780
Pocket. All right. So that was Diego. That was Gideon.
961
00:44:10.840 --> 00:44:13.250
Now it is a new round. Pocket Titan in the pocket.
962
00:44:13.969 --> 00:44:14.710
Shit, I'm going to get.
963
00:44:14.659 --> 00:44:19.750
Grappled, man. Well, guys, I don't have enough minis for this.
964
00:44:19.789 --> 00:44:21.710
What is going on?
965
00:44:22.070 --> 00:44:24.570
There's something creating them back there. They all disappear when
966
00:44:24.610 --> 00:44:29.849
she dies. What are those? Those are still needles. Yeah,
967
00:44:30.090 --> 00:44:31.309
something's creating a.
968
00:44:31.250 --> 00:44:32.409
Bunch of them.
969
00:44:32.550 --> 00:44:34.110
They don't look like needles to me, baby.
970
00:44:34.389 --> 00:44:35.730
Now they're going to fuck me up.
971
00:44:37.429 --> 00:44:38.309
What the fuck?
972
00:44:39.280 --> 00:44:42.280
That was cool. Whoa, dude, stop. No.
973
00:44:42.519 --> 00:44:43.300
Fuck the needles.
974
00:44:43.460 --> 00:44:45.739
If I'm going to go out, I want to go out.
975
00:44:45.760 --> 00:44:48.500
Let's see how many needles we get. Fucking 75. So
976
00:44:48.559 --> 00:44:50.659
we got six needle spawns.
977
00:44:50.800 --> 00:44:51.739
Fuck yeah, dude.
978
00:44:51.949 --> 00:44:54.909
Fuck the needle spawns. I think four almost killed us before. Yeah.
979
00:44:55.230 --> 00:44:56.050
This is not good.
980
00:44:56.070 --> 00:44:57.119
So we got one, one.
981
00:44:57.309 --> 00:45:02.369
And we had full spells. So there's one, one, three, five, four, five.
982
00:45:02.710 --> 00:45:03.360
That's a lot.
983
00:45:03.449 --> 00:45:05.239
Guys, this was a fun game we played.
984
00:45:05.659 --> 00:45:07.320
One, one, three, five, four, five, five.
985
00:45:08.510 --> 00:45:09.449
I'm ready for Brent.
986
00:45:09.469 --> 00:45:12.170
So first... I know Damien and Diego. There's going to
987
00:45:12.230 --> 00:45:13.849
be four on Rivian.
988
00:45:14.769 --> 00:45:17.130
I'm scared. I'm weak.
989
00:45:17.869 --> 00:45:19.929
There's going to be four on Rivian.
990
00:45:20.070 --> 00:45:20.710
They all miss.
991
00:45:20.750 --> 00:45:22.329
Cheese, Louise, cheddar cheese, dude.
992
00:45:25.210 --> 00:45:28.889
Okay, so seven and five miss.
993
00:45:29.070 --> 00:45:29.369
Yes.
994
00:45:29.829 --> 00:45:32.909
Fifteen. No. And then that twenty. Oh, shit.
995
00:45:33.070 --> 00:45:34.150
Oh, damn.
996
00:45:34.289 --> 00:45:34.690
Okay.
997
00:45:34.809 --> 00:45:35.489
Fuck.
998
00:45:35.550 --> 00:45:37.630
So the first one that hits.
999
00:45:39.699 --> 00:45:44.570
You take four damage. The critical that hits was just
1000
00:45:44.650 --> 00:45:48.030
a one, so that's five damage. So you take nine total. Shit.
1001
00:45:48.170 --> 00:45:51.869
And you need to make two constitution saving throws.
1002
00:45:52.429 --> 00:45:55.840
We need, like, an NPC healer. Like, maybe Keem learns
1003
00:45:55.889 --> 00:45:56.699
how to heal.
1004
00:45:56.719 --> 00:46:02.139
Gideon. The needles that come at you, as soon as
1005
00:46:02.179 --> 00:46:05.159
they get like an inch away, they burn up.
1006
00:46:05.199 --> 00:46:08.780
You're going to be the only survivor.
1007
00:46:08.840 --> 00:46:11.179
I got 11 and 15 for concentration.
1008
00:46:11.260 --> 00:46:14.570
You're good. Nice. You're good. Good job. Okay. Now we
1009
00:46:14.590 --> 00:46:16.079
got the two coming at Robin.
1010
00:46:16.500 --> 00:46:18.099
No, not Robin.
1011
00:46:19.639 --> 00:46:20.039
Damn.
1012
00:46:20.179 --> 00:46:23.469
Five and seven on the die. Two misses. Hit my shield.
1013
00:46:23.769 --> 00:46:27.889
All right. Bonus action. What the? Bonus action. Because I
1014
00:46:27.949 --> 00:46:29.650
forgot to do this last round.
1015
00:46:30.190 --> 00:46:30.969
Dirty boy.
1016
00:46:30.989 --> 00:46:33.889
If you put up them briars again, I'm going to.
1017
00:46:34.519 --> 00:46:40.340
It's going to be so mad. He puts him around Damien. Oh,
1018
00:46:40.380 --> 00:46:41.099
he can't move.
1019
00:46:41.119 --> 00:46:42.449
It is. It is the briars.
1020
00:46:42.619 --> 00:46:44.630
Damn it. Let me see if I have to target.
1021
00:46:44.829 --> 00:46:45.889
He just puts him on the bed.
1022
00:46:45.909 --> 00:46:48.409
Let me see real quick. No, we've got to lay
1023
00:46:48.429 --> 00:46:48.909
down on that.
1024
00:46:49.909 --> 00:46:50.690
Damien, lay down.
1025
00:46:50.710 --> 00:46:52.750
Damien went around the corner. Oh, it has to be
1026
00:46:52.889 --> 00:46:54.929
centered on a target it can see, so I can't
1027
00:46:54.969 --> 00:46:55.550
do it right there.
1028
00:46:56.050 --> 00:46:56.530
Oh, yeah.
1029
00:46:56.670 --> 00:47:00.510
It's got to be on the other bed. Damien, lay down.
1030
00:47:00.530 --> 00:47:03.469
There's some bed bugs on there. I'm sorry. I have
1031
00:47:03.510 --> 00:47:05.679
to do this to Rivian because it's the only one
1032
00:47:05.719 --> 00:47:09.900
it can put it on without hitting itself. How can
1033
00:47:09.920 --> 00:47:10.159
it see me?
1034
00:47:10.179 --> 00:47:10.619
It can see 120 feet.
1035
00:47:10.639 --> 00:47:12.059
It can do it within 120 feet. Clay runs in
1036
00:47:12.079 --> 00:47:19.369
and sacrifices. It doesn't do it at disadvantage? Clay runs
1037
00:47:19.429 --> 00:47:22.909
in and says, hit me. It creates that area. So
1038
00:47:23.309 --> 00:47:27.429
you only take damage if you move into or within it. Okay.
1039
00:47:27.590 --> 00:47:29.250
So as long as you don't move, you're not taking damage.
1040
00:47:29.289 --> 00:47:30.360
So it creates that.
1041
00:47:30.530 --> 00:47:32.119
Make a little shield around it.
1042
00:47:32.139 --> 00:47:32.440
Okay.
1043
00:47:32.920 --> 00:47:35.300
Now it is her turn. It's going to be a problem.
1044
00:47:36.230 --> 00:47:38.989
Why do you keep looking at me? You're safe back there.
1045
00:47:39.030 --> 00:47:40.170
Yeah, he is safe.
1046
00:47:40.309 --> 00:47:41.860
I'm not safe. What she was going to do is
1047
00:47:41.929 --> 00:47:44.639
if there is someone, if Diego didn't move back from
1048
00:47:44.659 --> 00:47:46.480
the hallway, she was going to use it on him,
1049
00:47:46.519 --> 00:47:49.079
so it was going to hit you also. But because
1050
00:47:49.099 --> 00:47:52.659
Diego backed away, Diego was saved. Yeah, I was reluctant
1051
00:47:52.679 --> 00:47:55.469
to do it. I was like, I better step out. Okay,
1052
00:47:55.610 --> 00:48:00.030
two vines are attacking. We have one on Gideon and
1053
00:48:00.170 --> 00:48:03.610
one on Robin. Yeah, bring it, bitch. Disadvantage. I hope
1054
00:48:03.650 --> 00:48:06.690
you hit. She's got some nice powers. Yeah, but it's
1055
00:48:06.710 --> 00:48:10.530
going to burn her. You know what's going to happen?
1056
00:48:10.590 --> 00:48:13.679
She's going to die just by attacking her. Okay, here
1057
00:48:13.699 --> 00:48:19.239
we go. First attack. Disadvantage. With disadvantage. Is it or
1058
00:48:19.300 --> 00:48:20.659
is it just a minus to damage?
1059
00:48:21.000 --> 00:48:23.510
No, it's... It's disadvantage.
1060
00:48:23.769 --> 00:48:24.269
On attack?
1061
00:48:24.369 --> 00:48:27.170
On a failed save, the target has disadvantage on all
1062
00:48:27.230 --> 00:48:28.150
strength-based G20 tests.
1063
00:48:28.170 --> 00:48:28.630
Is that a tax?
1064
00:48:28.650 --> 00:48:29.769
We better be level four after this.
1065
00:48:29.809 --> 00:48:30.590
I don't think so.
1066
00:48:30.630 --> 00:48:30.989
We won't.
1067
00:48:35.110 --> 00:48:38.449
He's not going to survive this battle.
1068
00:48:38.489 --> 00:48:41.429
He's going to start crying. I'm going to start chugging.
1069
00:48:41.469 --> 00:48:42.750
Let's look at it. Do you want to shout out
1070
00:48:42.769 --> 00:48:44.750
the music while I look this up real quick? Sure.
1071
00:48:44.869 --> 00:48:49.849
Music is brought to you by Monument Studios, Alexander Nakarata,
1072
00:48:49.909 --> 00:48:55.769
Creative Chords, Willow's Productions, and Tabletop Audio.
1073
00:48:55.789 --> 00:48:59.920
A couple potions. We need to ask for it.
1074
00:49:01.110 --> 00:49:01.849
He's got a helmet.
1075
00:49:03.659 --> 00:49:03.920
I do.
1076
00:49:04.900 --> 00:49:06.039
We forgot about the helmet.
1077
00:49:06.559 --> 00:49:09.099
When he puts it on, it just shows him, like,
1078
00:49:09.280 --> 00:49:11.630
from the dwarves' view, like he looks sexy.
1079
00:49:11.630 --> 00:49:15.380
Please give us all your posts.
1080
00:49:15.380 --> 00:49:20.039
So okay it is i they changed so d20 test
1081
00:49:20.119 --> 00:49:22.900
is like pretty much any role so it has disadvantage
1082
00:49:23.480 --> 00:49:26.739
oh nice i think we did that in last time
1083
00:49:26.780 --> 00:49:29.469
though didn't we okay okay just so the first one
1084
00:49:29.610 --> 00:49:31.949
on rovin with disadvantage.
1085
00:49:31.170 --> 00:49:34.389
Please nice get a natural one It's going to be.
1086
00:49:34.369 --> 00:49:38.070
Two nat twice. Merino die. It would have been a 23.
1087
00:49:38.070 --> 00:49:43.289
But because of disadvantage, that is a 15. Nope. Whoa.
1088
00:49:43.309 --> 00:49:44.289
Get out of here, plant.
1089
00:49:44.329 --> 00:49:46.889
That's a miss. You don't have your shield out. I do.
1090
00:49:47.090 --> 00:49:50.400
That's what the maul is. The maul is a two-handed weapon.
1091
00:49:50.940 --> 00:49:53.460
I thought the warhammer was. No, the warhammer is. Because
1092
00:49:53.500 --> 00:49:56.019
I have it. Okay. You do have the one-hander out
1093
00:49:56.039 --> 00:49:57.860
because you rolled damage with the one-hander.
1094
00:49:58.739 --> 00:50:01.760
I don't even have the Warhammer, I thought. Oh, you
1095
00:50:01.800 --> 00:50:03.940
picked up the Duergar. Yeah, but I didn't want to
1096
00:50:04.059 --> 00:50:04.599
use that one.
1097
00:50:05.480 --> 00:50:07.940
So if you have the two-handed weapon out, it hits.
1098
00:50:08.179 --> 00:50:11.090
If you have the one-handed, it misses, right? No, it
1099
00:50:11.280 --> 00:50:13.110
missed both. I'm 16 and 8. Oh, we don't have
1100
00:50:13.130 --> 00:50:13.570
to worry about that.
1101
00:50:13.690 --> 00:50:16.369
Okay. No, but I don't know which one is what. Yeah,
1102
00:50:16.409 --> 00:50:18.809
the Maul is the two-hander. Okay, I think I don't
1103
00:50:18.829 --> 00:50:19.449
have the Maul then.
1104
00:50:20.719 --> 00:50:24.739
The maul is what you left there to have worked on. Oh, okay.
1105
00:50:24.760 --> 00:50:27.199
So I have the warhammer then. Oh, okay, yeah. So
1106
00:50:27.219 --> 00:50:32.550
you have the regular warhammer and the duergar warhammer. Oh, okay. Okay,
1107
00:50:32.570 --> 00:50:34.650
I was confused. Okay, so yeah, the maul is your
1108
00:50:34.670 --> 00:50:35.650
two-handed weapon.
1109
00:50:35.789 --> 00:50:39.630
That's also fucking Wayne's next D & D character's name, Warhammer.
1110
00:50:40.769 --> 00:50:43.469
Fuck yeah. So that is a miss no matter what.
1111
00:50:43.809 --> 00:50:44.250
The hammer.
1112
00:50:44.269 --> 00:50:45.030
Okay, Gideon.
1113
00:50:45.500 --> 00:50:46.099
That's where he goes.
1114
00:50:46.199 --> 00:50:51.780
With disadvantage, we have the vine attack. The raking vine.
1115
00:50:51.800 --> 00:50:53.139
Let's see what happens.
1116
00:50:53.300 --> 00:50:55.039
Dude, stop.
1117
00:50:55.099 --> 00:50:58.820
It's Gideon the Hammer Fogel. 19 on the die. And
1118
00:51:00.260 --> 00:51:05.260
then on Marino die, a natural one. Fuck yeah, baby.
1119
00:51:05.400 --> 00:51:07.280
And it is a boss. It is a named boss.
1120
00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:09.769
Hell yeah. All right.
1121
00:51:09.789 --> 00:51:13.429
Please get me to your shit. Please get Odin.
1122
00:51:13.469 --> 00:51:17.119
We are going to use... One that was sent in.
1123
00:51:17.199 --> 00:51:19.119
It sounds like I'm making this name up, but this
1124
00:51:19.179 --> 00:51:22.510
is the name of a listener. I'm not just naming
1125
00:51:22.619 --> 00:51:26.309
off me and one of my friends. Kevin Spencer Smith
1126
00:51:26.769 --> 00:51:32.489
has sent in, Mom, look at me. I'm roadkill. We've
1127
00:51:32.510 --> 00:51:34.889
been quoting that movie all day. In the middle of
1128
00:51:34.929 --> 00:51:40.289
your attack, you fall over in the chaos. Roll a
1129
00:51:40.389 --> 00:51:44.849
DC 15 constitution save. On a fail, you take 1d6
1130
00:51:45.170 --> 00:51:48.730
bludgeoning and fall prone. Nice. You lose all your movement
1131
00:51:48.789 --> 00:51:51.590
on this turn. On a success, you fall prone, but
1132
00:51:51.610 --> 00:51:54.010
you still have your movement, and you take no damage.
1133
00:51:54.070 --> 00:51:55.530
So he sent this in today.
1134
00:51:55.550 --> 00:51:56.210
No way.
1135
00:51:56.230 --> 00:51:59.329
This is perfect. And it happened to roll. So a
1136
00:51:59.369 --> 00:52:04.400
constitution saving throw. Oh, my God. He's dead. I think
1137
00:52:04.420 --> 00:52:05.440
I fell by one. Let me see.
1138
00:52:05.460 --> 00:52:05.599
Please.
1139
00:52:07.500 --> 00:52:07.800
Please.
1140
00:52:09.170 --> 00:52:12.449
Oh, my God. 14. Yeah. So that is a fail.
1141
00:52:12.630 --> 00:52:18.530
So that means they fall prone. They take 1d6 damage.
1142
00:52:18.590 --> 00:52:24.579
That's crazy. And they are now prone on the ground. Sweet.
1143
00:52:24.599 --> 00:52:27.480
That is the end of their turn. Holy shit. All right. Well,
1144
00:52:27.500 --> 00:52:30.820
thank you for sending that in, Kevin Spencer Smith. That
1145
00:52:30.840 --> 00:52:32.739
was a great one. That was awesome. Yeah, we got
1146
00:52:32.760 --> 00:52:35.320
to use it right away. So, hell, yeah. Well, they
1147
00:52:35.360 --> 00:52:41.639
are now prone. Rivian, Robin, Damien, Diego, Gideon. Your turns.
1148
00:52:42.320 --> 00:52:44.780
I have one more misty step because I get three
1149
00:52:44.820 --> 00:52:45.119
a day.
1150
00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:45.619
Yes.
1151
00:52:46.159 --> 00:52:48.139
So I'm going to misty step.
1152
00:52:49.489 --> 00:52:49.989
To the door.
1153
00:52:50.050 --> 00:52:51.429
Possible all the way around.
1154
00:52:54.570 --> 00:52:56.250
It has to be to a place you can see.
1155
00:52:57.519 --> 00:53:00.320
Go towards us. Go to the door. Yeah, go to
1156
00:53:00.380 --> 00:53:03.280
the opening. You can still move. If you use Misty Step,
1157
00:53:03.320 --> 00:53:05.099
that's just a bonus. So you can still move.
1158
00:53:05.119 --> 00:53:07.280
Okay. Go to the edge of the door.
1159
00:53:07.300 --> 00:53:09.630
I'll Misty Step out of the briars.
1160
00:53:14.590 --> 00:53:16.269
Very nice. Is it 30 feet?
1161
00:53:16.289 --> 00:53:16.360
Yes.
1162
00:53:17.010 --> 00:53:19.869
Okay. That's 30 feet. So that's your bonus.
1163
00:53:20.429 --> 00:53:22.030
And then I'll Firebolt.
1164
00:53:22.710 --> 00:53:22.869
Oh.
1165
00:53:23.909 --> 00:53:28.579
So since they are prone... That is a disadvantage. So
1166
00:53:28.679 --> 00:53:31.360
ranged attacks have disadvantage since they're prone. That makes sense.
1167
00:53:31.929 --> 00:53:33.309
Melee attacks have advantage.
1168
00:53:33.849 --> 00:53:36.269
I'll just try it at a disadvantage.
1169
00:53:36.289 --> 00:53:38.769
Go ahead and roll your attack with disadvantage as you
1170
00:53:38.789 --> 00:53:44.849
shoot a firebolt. 11. That is a miss, unfortunately.
1171
00:53:44.869 --> 00:53:46.170
All right, I'm going to duck out of there.
1172
00:53:47.309 --> 00:53:48.110
See you, guys.
1173
00:53:48.170 --> 00:53:48.469
Bye.
1174
00:53:49.949 --> 00:53:50.190
Nice.
1175
00:53:50.329 --> 00:53:52.219
I have five hit points left.
1176
00:53:52.260 --> 00:53:56.119
That is Rivian, Robin. All right, I have the shield
1177
00:53:56.179 --> 00:53:57.980
on my maul. That's why I messed up. Yeah, no,
1178
00:53:58.000 --> 00:54:00.900
so the shield's, yeah, with the warhammer. I just moved it.
1179
00:54:00.920 --> 00:54:01.079
Gotcha.
1180
00:54:01.480 --> 00:54:03.760
I'm going to attack with my warhammer, then. Okay, you
1181
00:54:03.800 --> 00:54:10.280
have advantage. Noise. Oh, my God. I missed with advantage. Oh,
1182
00:54:10.320 --> 00:54:15.699
my God. You swing down and just... Fifteen. Oh, that's
1183
00:54:15.739 --> 00:54:15.960
a hit.
1184
00:54:16.099 --> 00:54:16.329
Is it?
1185
00:54:16.440 --> 00:54:17.679
Yeah, that's a hit. Okay, yeah.
1186
00:54:18.480 --> 00:54:19.500
Nice. Clean.
1187
00:54:19.860 --> 00:54:22.260
All right. So you think you're about to miss, but
1188
00:54:22.300 --> 00:54:30.889
you swing down. This thing's barely hanging on. Good. I
1189
00:54:30.909 --> 00:54:34.769
got ten. Ten damage. Why don't you go ahead and
1190
00:54:34.809 --> 00:54:38.150
describe your kill? Oh, hell yeah, baby.
1191
00:54:39.289 --> 00:54:41.340
My Warhammer is going to squash her head.
1192
00:54:41.699 --> 00:54:44.880
Okay, you swing the Warhammer down, exploding her head, and
1193
00:54:44.900 --> 00:54:49.480
you just see this bright yellow, like Gallagher, except it's yellow,
1194
00:54:49.579 --> 00:54:52.760
shooting out everywhere. And as soon as you smash her
1195
00:54:52.800 --> 00:54:56.630
head in, those other needle spawns fall to the ground.
1196
00:54:56.650 --> 00:54:58.789
Thank God.
1197
00:54:58.929 --> 00:55:01.030
They all fall down.
1198
00:55:01.150 --> 00:55:06.639
What about Clay? Is Clay still alive? He's dead, wearing
1199
00:55:06.659 --> 00:55:10.500
the helmet. They only wanted it. Clay is still alive. Yes.
1200
00:55:10.579 --> 00:55:16.409
You have just destroyed the Needle Lord. The Needle Lord
1201
00:55:16.429 --> 00:55:20.909
had more health than normal since you guys have five players. Yeah,
1202
00:55:20.929 --> 00:55:24.090
she was tough. Yeah, you guys did great. How many
1203
00:55:24.110 --> 00:55:27.820
hits did she have, if we may ask? 80, right? Yeah.
1204
00:55:28.059 --> 00:55:32.119
So it was originally 60. With a max of 72,
1205
00:55:32.119 --> 00:55:32.880
I beefed it up to 80.
1206
00:55:32.860 --> 00:55:36.659
Yeah, because at 36, when he said she still wasn't bloody,
1207
00:55:36.780 --> 00:55:39.610
I was like, fuck, it has to be at least 80.
1208
00:55:39.610 --> 00:55:43.690
Oh, boy. So, yeah, the Needle Lord is destroyed.
1209
00:55:43.710 --> 00:55:45.889
We did it without one of us falling.
1210
00:55:46.010 --> 00:55:47.550
We almost lost three of us.
1211
00:55:47.590 --> 00:55:48.309
We got two.
1212
00:55:48.449 --> 00:55:51.690
I got five. We almost lost Damien and Rivian. I
1213
00:55:51.730 --> 00:55:53.190
have low health, too, like very low health.
1214
00:55:53.409 --> 00:55:53.789
Oh, man.
1215
00:55:53.809 --> 00:55:56.190
Yeah, mine's better because of that spell that you did.
1216
00:55:56.289 --> 00:55:58.250
I was injured from the last battle. I would have
1217
00:55:58.269 --> 00:56:01.530
been at maybe like eight. We were all super low. Yeah.
1218
00:56:01.670 --> 00:56:02.590
I'm glad those plants died.
1219
00:56:04.260 --> 00:56:05.880
I normally have. Yeah, that needle spawned by would have
1220
00:56:05.900 --> 00:56:08.989
killed me. That's a tough fight. Also, me getting that
1221
00:56:09.110 --> 00:56:10.889
fire thing with the wild.
1222
00:56:10.929 --> 00:56:13.360
That was awesome because who knows if he would have
1223
00:56:13.380 --> 00:56:14.099
hit me with those needles.
1224
00:56:14.119 --> 00:56:18.000
How much HP did he have left? I have 19
1225
00:56:18.000 --> 00:56:21.679
because of that thing. Oh, yeah. So those needle spawns
1226
00:56:21.860 --> 00:56:25.349
do 1d4 plus 3 damage with each needle.
1227
00:56:26.610 --> 00:56:28.329
I would have died.
1228
00:56:28.429 --> 00:56:31.050
And I rolled shitty. On the crit, whoever... I forget
1229
00:56:31.070 --> 00:56:33.090
who got the crit. I rolled a 1. Yeah, so
1230
00:56:33.110 --> 00:56:36.329
that was only 5 when it could have been 8, 9, 11. Yeah,
1231
00:56:36.389 --> 00:56:37.230
if you rolled more.
1232
00:56:37.030 --> 00:56:38.860
Than that, I would have died.
1233
00:56:38.880 --> 00:56:41.300
Yeah, as soon as you said crit, I was like, fuck.
1234
00:56:41.579 --> 00:56:45.679
Shall we search... It's corpse or the plant. Search everything.
1235
00:56:45.699 --> 00:56:47.280
Maybe it'll have something for the statue.
1236
00:56:47.599 --> 00:56:51.239
So looking around in this room and looking on her,
1237
00:56:51.989 --> 00:56:55.329
it appears that it looks as if she had given
1238
00:56:55.409 --> 00:56:58.889
up all of her earthly possessions. Except you see a
1239
00:56:59.389 --> 00:57:03.369
single charm around her neck. And that is all you see.
1240
00:57:03.429 --> 00:57:08.199
Everything else was just like destroyed, burnt up, smashed plant matter.
1241
00:57:08.679 --> 00:57:11.219
But there is one charm around her neck that is
1242
00:57:11.280 --> 00:57:16.889
left over. Um, let me pull it up real quick.
1243
00:57:16.929 --> 00:57:18.349
Try that on that fucking statue.
1244
00:57:18.570 --> 00:57:23.579
Yeah, exactly. It is a fist size charm. Um, it
1245
00:57:23.599 --> 00:57:25.699
looks like it's made up from a bundle of like
1246
00:57:25.760 --> 00:57:29.300
dried plant stems and it's wrapped in a silver thread
1247
00:57:29.860 --> 00:57:33.110
and it is hung on like a leather, like a
1248
00:57:33.170 --> 00:57:35.670
leather strap. Nice. Very druidic.
1249
00:57:36.030 --> 00:57:36.570
Holy shit.
1250
00:57:36.630 --> 00:57:39.789
Yeah. Can we search, like, the big plant, too? Just
1251
00:57:39.829 --> 00:57:42.409
the room in general. Yeah, so searching around the room,
1252
00:57:43.369 --> 00:57:46.820
you just see the plant matter from the battle, and
1253
00:57:46.929 --> 00:57:48.980
that is pretty much all that you find in here.
1254
00:57:49.019 --> 00:57:51.400
There is another room coming off of here that I
1255
00:57:51.420 --> 00:57:54.880
can show you real quick. Yeah, we'll take our time. Yeah.
1256
00:57:55.579 --> 00:58:01.250
While we were like, oh, well, we got to heal. Oh, shit. Yeah. Oh, well, damn.
1257
00:58:01.289 --> 00:58:02.409
Do we want to go in there? Okay, who put
1258
00:58:02.449 --> 00:58:05.989
the chest on the floor? All right. So from here,
1259
00:58:06.010 --> 00:58:09.519
there is another room. There is a closed door off
1260
00:58:09.559 --> 00:58:11.900
this chamber, and that is the only other room you
1261
00:58:11.940 --> 00:58:13.219
haven't visited yet.
1262
00:58:13.480 --> 00:58:14.519
Oh, and mine as well.
1263
00:58:14.599 --> 00:58:15.280
I'll go in there.
1264
00:58:15.300 --> 00:58:15.380
Yeah.
1265
00:58:15.519 --> 00:58:20.090
Okay. Okay. Any of you guys healing up or anything?
1266
00:58:20.110 --> 00:58:21.809
Can I take a healing potion, please?
1267
00:58:21.829 --> 00:58:23.449
You have a healing potion? Okay.
1268
00:58:23.510 --> 00:58:27.050
I still have a decent amount of HP. Do you
1269
00:58:27.070 --> 00:58:28.150
still have a good amount?
1270
00:58:28.449 --> 00:58:32.780
I have 12. Yeah, I'll go with Robin. And don't forget,
1271
00:58:32.880 --> 00:58:36.400
you go. Anything you touch for the next minute catches fire.
1272
00:58:36.719 --> 00:58:38.739
Let me open the door. Yeah, open the door.
1273
00:58:38.780 --> 00:58:39.429
The door is flying.
1274
00:58:39.469 --> 00:58:39.909
Yeah.
1275
00:58:41.789 --> 00:58:44.030
Like a what door? So like as you guys are
1276
00:58:44.070 --> 00:58:46.530
searching around, you're like moving plant matter and shit out
1277
00:58:46.550 --> 00:58:48.449
of the way and just burning all of it. It's
1278
00:58:48.469 --> 00:58:51.550
like clearing its way from you. That's good. Dude, that
1279
00:58:51.610 --> 00:58:53.809
is wild that that's fucking what you laid out. It
1280
00:58:53.849 --> 00:58:58.610
could have been anything. 2d4 plus 2 is what a
1281
00:58:58.630 --> 00:59:01.590
healing potion heals back. What does Lay on Hands do?
1282
00:59:01.949 --> 00:59:05.769
Lay on Hands? Because I have that. Oh, yeah. So that's...
1283
00:59:07.369 --> 00:59:10.239
Did it change with 5.5? I like this one. one.
1284
00:59:10.300 --> 00:59:14.719
You can heal five times your paladin level. Okay. So
1285
00:59:14.780 --> 00:59:17.400
you can heal up to 15 HP, and you can
1286
00:59:17.460 --> 00:59:20.659
deliver that however you want, like split it up however
1287
00:59:20.699 --> 00:59:21.199
much you want.
1288
00:59:21.300 --> 00:59:21.860
That's awesome.
1289
00:59:21.880 --> 00:59:22.929
I'm not going to use it yet, but I just
1290
00:59:22.949 --> 00:59:26.170
want to know what it does. Cool. All right.
1291
00:59:26.190 --> 00:59:26.389
All right.
1292
00:59:27.269 --> 00:59:30.989
So the door is closed to this room. He lights
1293
00:59:31.010 --> 00:59:33.090
it on fire, and I big boot it. Okay, you...
1294
00:59:33.090 --> 00:59:38.280
Hell yeah. Well, okay, so... Or hit it with my hammer. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
1295
00:59:38.300 --> 00:59:40.880
Let me use the mage hand to try and open
1296
00:59:40.920 --> 00:59:42.239
the door while we stand back.
1297
00:59:43.000 --> 00:59:46.190
Stand back! You cast mage hand, and it cracks open
1298
00:59:46.210 --> 00:59:50.440
just a little bit. Gideon, did you want to push
1299
00:59:50.480 --> 00:59:53.420
it with your fire? Yep. You light the door up.
1300
00:59:53.599 --> 00:59:55.920
So we have Mage Hand opening it up a little bit.
1301
00:59:55.980 --> 00:59:59.070
We have Fire Hand catching on fire, pushing it. And
1302
00:59:59.110 --> 01:00:01.670
then Robin also runs up and said he wants to
1303
01:00:01.710 --> 01:00:04.130
big boot it. So all three of you together blast
1304
01:00:04.170 --> 01:00:08.030
this door open. So they're just like changing. Yeah, someone's
1305
01:00:08.050 --> 01:00:08.670
jacking off here.
1306
01:00:08.690 --> 01:00:09.170
Whoa, whoa.
1307
01:00:09.710 --> 01:00:15.300
Didn't you see the sock on the doorknob? Keem. Keem.
1308
01:00:15.780 --> 01:00:18.800
This room appears to have once been some kind of office,
1309
01:00:19.340 --> 01:00:23.230
but has been converted into living quarters for a single occupant.
1310
01:00:23.849 --> 01:00:29.829
A worn leather-bound book sits open on the desk. Nice. Read.
1311
01:00:29.869 --> 01:00:34.170
Can anyone here read? Oh, I can read it for you.
1312
01:00:34.250 --> 01:00:37.730
Let me have that helmet. Okay. So you see that
1313
01:00:37.750 --> 01:00:40.960
there is a journal, a worn leather journal on the desk.
1314
01:00:42.320 --> 01:00:44.199
I'll open it up. Okay, you open it and you
1315
01:00:44.239 --> 01:00:46.300
look at it. Many of the pages have been rendered.
1316
01:00:46.320 --> 01:00:50.500
It's hard to read because of all the fungi and
1317
01:00:50.519 --> 01:00:55.610
the moisture. The earliest legible entry is six months prior.
1318
01:00:55.630 --> 01:00:55.710
Okay.
1319
01:00:56.800 --> 01:01:00.980
Um, you see that it says day 14, the whole
1320
01:01:01.059 --> 01:01:04.340
half of the valley has been abandoned by dwarves for years.
1321
01:01:04.920 --> 01:01:07.800
It should be an excellent place to establish the nursery.
1322
01:01:08.599 --> 01:01:12.960
The dwarves have enjoyed respites from winter's wrath for, for
1323
01:01:13.059 --> 01:01:18.110
far too long. Ravison and I will avenge Vernus starting
1324
01:01:18.139 --> 01:01:23.929
with these 10 town sympathizers. So, um, you heard, uh,
1325
01:01:24.130 --> 01:01:25.949
Rivian mentioned the name Vernus earlier.
1326
01:01:25.969 --> 01:01:26.090
Mm-hmm.
1327
01:01:26.679 --> 01:01:31.389
Day 25 I have found a most peculiar little workshop.
1328
01:01:31.849 --> 01:01:34.469
It's by far the most intact of all the mines
1329
01:01:34.510 --> 01:01:38.710
I've yet seen. The dwarves left loads of black ore behind,
1330
01:01:39.050 --> 01:01:41.530
which is strange because it looks as if they may
1331
01:01:41.570 --> 01:01:44.239
have killed each other over it. There are a few
1332
01:01:44.300 --> 01:01:47.619
zombies scattered about, but they should make for good fertilizer
1333
01:01:47.719 --> 01:01:52.599
once dealt with. Day 43 I am certain the undead
1334
01:01:52.639 --> 01:01:55.920
are dealt with, yet I am hearing occasional whispers in
1335
01:01:55.940 --> 01:01:59.360
the halls. I'll sort it out soon. It's not like
1336
01:01:59.400 --> 01:02:05.260
the rocks are speaking. Day 62. The experiments, question mark.
1337
01:02:05.699 --> 01:02:09.630
They are going well, yes. My plants grow strong and
1338
01:02:09.650 --> 01:02:15.130
the mushrooms do well here. Even Gelavikin, Gelavikin, I guess,
1339
01:02:15.429 --> 01:02:20.659
will be proud of my accomplishments. Day 104. The plants
1340
01:02:20.719 --> 01:02:24.019
are grown now, yes. They speak to me. Tell me
1341
01:02:24.159 --> 01:02:27.380
I am a sapling, they say. I will grow strong, too.
1342
01:02:27.820 --> 01:02:32.030
They will help, yes. And that is everything in that journal.
1343
01:02:32.889 --> 01:02:36.570
I touch it and burn it. That's fucking good. So
1344
01:02:36.610 --> 01:02:45.570
you burn that journal up. Fuck yeah.
1345
01:02:45.590 --> 01:02:47.389
Is there really a chest there?
1346
01:02:47.670 --> 01:02:49.530
No, I don't know who put that chest there. Yeah,
1347
01:02:49.550 --> 01:02:51.199
I mean, I think there's a chest there.
1348
01:02:51.219 --> 01:02:52.199
It looks like there's a chest.
1349
01:02:52.219 --> 01:02:53.960
Yeah, I'm seeing a chest. Very nice chest. Like 18
1350
01:02:53.960 --> 01:02:55.780
healing potions.
1351
01:02:56.500 --> 01:02:57.880
And then there's like a close-off room there.
1352
01:02:59.840 --> 01:03:03.519
That is everything in there, yeah. Okay, cool. So a
1353
01:03:03.579 --> 01:03:08.920
few names that sound familiar, Vernis and Ravison. Some of
1354
01:03:08.980 --> 01:03:11.599
you don't know who they are exactly. Some have heard
1355
01:03:11.639 --> 01:03:15.719
about them. Ravison and Vernis were two druids in Ten
1356
01:03:15.760 --> 01:03:21.559
Towns that were awakening the animals, giving them intelligence, and
1357
01:03:21.739 --> 01:03:26.550
pretty much telling them to destroy and kill and antagonize
1358
01:03:26.570 --> 01:03:31.750
the people of Ten Towns. You found... Actually, this was
1359
01:03:31.840 --> 01:03:35.619
Dylan and Sarah. They came across an elven tomb that
1360
01:03:35.719 --> 01:03:39.690
held the body of... Rabison, I thought.
1361
01:03:39.769 --> 01:03:40.309
Of Vernis. I believe.
1362
01:03:42.550 --> 01:03:42.889
I believe.
1363
01:03:43.940 --> 01:03:45.219
Are they both dead then?
1364
01:03:45.320 --> 01:03:48.579
Ravison and Vernis are, I believe they're brother and sister,
1365
01:03:48.599 --> 01:03:49.619
and they are both dead.
1366
01:03:49.860 --> 01:03:50.940
Okay.
1367
01:03:51.719 --> 01:03:54.309
One was Ravison that you guys found and killed.
1368
01:03:54.329 --> 01:03:54.400
Yes.
1369
01:03:54.489 --> 01:03:55.789
Vernis was already dead.
1370
01:03:55.929 --> 01:03:56.309
Okay.
1371
01:03:56.489 --> 01:03:58.869
But one thing you notice is that when you killed
1372
01:03:58.889 --> 01:04:04.530
the serial killer Sephic, after you destroyed his first form,
1373
01:04:05.070 --> 01:04:08.739
his outer body shed- Like, you just saw, like, the
1374
01:04:08.820 --> 01:04:11.849
skin and everything fall off. And beneath, you saw what
1375
01:04:11.909 --> 01:04:17.309
looked like the spirit of, like, an elven or half-elven
1376
01:04:17.349 --> 01:04:20.570
druidic person. And you had no idea who this person was.
1377
01:04:21.039 --> 01:04:23.380
But when you came across the body of Vernis in
1378
01:04:23.420 --> 01:04:27.000
the elven tomb, there is a strong resemblance. Hmm. Okay.
1379
01:04:27.019 --> 01:04:28.199
Okay.
1380
01:04:29.090 --> 01:04:32.429
Interesting. Yes. A lot of lore there. We still keep
1381
01:04:32.469 --> 01:04:35.690
talking about recording a little side episode that we talk
1382
01:04:35.710 --> 01:04:37.650
about everything that's happened so far. We just haven't had
1383
01:04:37.690 --> 01:04:42.550
time to do it. All right. Anything else you would
1384
01:04:42.590 --> 01:04:44.789
like to do here in the Halls of Black Ice?
1385
01:04:45.309 --> 01:04:47.650
We definitely got to go back to the statue.
1386
01:04:48.030 --> 01:04:49.929
Oh, can I take her little amulet?
1387
01:04:50.050 --> 01:04:54.409
Yes, you will take her amulet. Definitely gives off some
1388
01:04:54.469 --> 01:04:56.730
sort of magic presence when you pick it up. Some
1389
01:04:56.789 --> 01:04:59.230
magic stuff in there. It's magic. I'm going to call
1390
01:04:59.309 --> 01:05:04.829
out to the Duragar. Say what now, loser? You don't
1391
01:05:04.849 --> 01:05:10.949
hear anything. Duraselgar, you don't hear him. I say, where
1392
01:05:10.969 --> 01:05:12.750
are you at now? Where are you at?
1393
01:05:12.789 --> 01:05:13.289
Where are you at?
1394
01:05:13.309 --> 01:05:16.030
Where are you at? So the items that you have found,
1395
01:05:16.070 --> 01:05:19.579
you have the Pot of Awakening. You have the helm
1396
01:05:19.619 --> 01:05:20.659
of Dwarvenkind.
1397
01:05:20.679 --> 01:05:21.300
Yes, we do.
1398
01:05:21.780 --> 01:05:25.519
You have this mysterious Shardalyn dagger. You're not quite sure
1399
01:05:25.559 --> 01:05:29.230
what it is. You do know that if you wanted
1400
01:05:29.329 --> 01:05:33.710
to fully discover all this magic, you would either have
1401
01:05:33.730 --> 01:05:38.289
to identify it or attune to it. But you know,
1402
01:05:38.409 --> 01:05:41.190
every time you use your bow, Diego, you have to
1403
01:05:41.329 --> 01:05:44.469
fight the urge to use this dagger instead.
1404
01:05:44.489 --> 01:05:48.190
So it's been enough that I'm aware that There's something
1405
01:05:48.230 --> 01:05:49.690
going on.
1406
01:05:49.750 --> 01:05:51.769
Roll a d20 and add your intelligence for me. I
1407
01:05:52.010 --> 01:05:54.210
think that's two. It's seven.
1408
01:05:55.429 --> 01:05:55.989
Very smart.
1409
01:05:57.369 --> 01:06:02.219
Only ten. Yeah, you definitely know. You've been with this
1410
01:06:02.280 --> 01:06:05.559
dagger long enough that you know there's something about it
1411
01:06:05.599 --> 01:06:08.900
that it wants you to use it. You always have
1412
01:06:08.920 --> 01:06:12.079
to fight the urge. to use this dagger instead even
1413
01:06:12.099 --> 01:06:14.059
when it doesn't make sense like how you're fighting with
1414
01:06:14.119 --> 01:06:16.429
a bow right you're like maybe i should run up
1415
01:06:16.469 --> 01:06:17.769
and use this dagger.
1416
01:06:17.409 --> 01:06:21.469
Instead i so if i realize that i will i'll
1417
01:06:21.489 --> 01:06:23.969
actually tell everybody i'm like yeah this dagger keeps trying
1418
01:06:23.989 --> 01:06:26.530
to make me use it i go i don't i
1419
01:06:26.550 --> 01:06:28.760
don't i want to have free will so i'm just
1420
01:06:28.800 --> 01:06:31.960
gonna wrap it up yeah and i'll carry it but
1421
01:06:32.000 --> 01:06:35.530
it's gonna be wrapped up not handy Not where it's
1422
01:06:35.590 --> 01:06:36.670
even physically touching me.
1423
01:06:36.670 --> 01:06:39.280
Because when you were holding it, you felt a coldness
1424
01:06:39.300 --> 01:06:42.750
in your hand as well. So you definitely know something's
1425
01:06:42.829 --> 01:06:46.730
up with this thing. um you also found that necklace
1426
01:06:46.769 --> 01:06:49.969
which is the charm of plant command oh hell yeah
1427
01:06:50.130 --> 01:06:52.829
so the charm has three charges while you bear the
1428
01:06:52.869 --> 01:06:55.349
charm you can use one charge as an action and
1429
01:06:55.369 --> 01:06:59.300
you can cast speak with plants whoa fuck yeah yeah
1430
01:06:59.590 --> 01:07:04.480
we've already got two plant friends and we're gonna have
1431
01:07:04.500 --> 01:07:10.239
another one yeah uh plant what Charm of plant command. Also,
1432
01:07:10.280 --> 01:07:12.679
we haven't even told you guys yet, which Dylan and
1433
01:07:12.699 --> 01:07:14.860
Sarah and I don't know why they haven't brought it
1434
01:07:14.960 --> 01:07:17.239
up yet. I said I wanted to go get our
1435
01:07:17.280 --> 01:07:19.530
goodberry and plant it in that pot. So at the...
1436
01:07:19.869 --> 01:07:23.010
You guys own a tavern slash inn that you're starting up.
1437
01:07:23.909 --> 01:07:27.730
You have... You have this plant that grows good berries
1438
01:07:27.809 --> 01:07:31.400
every day. But they haven't mentioned you guys also found
1439
01:07:31.440 --> 01:07:33.840
and convinced a mummy to work with for you guys.
1440
01:07:33.880 --> 01:07:36.730
I forgot about the mummy. You guys just have a
1441
01:07:36.809 --> 01:07:38.750
mummy like making beds and shit.
1442
01:07:38.769 --> 01:07:39.309
That's true.
1443
01:07:40.289 --> 01:07:42.690
Yeah, he was in the tomb with Ferris. Diego would
1444
01:07:42.710 --> 01:07:44.550
be like, well, you at least dressed him up. Why
1445
01:07:44.840 --> 01:07:47.360
is he not battling with us? You guys found him
1446
01:07:47.400 --> 01:07:49.780
in the elven tomb. And I think it was, I
1447
01:07:49.860 --> 01:07:52.960
think our daughter was playing and she like rolled a
1448
01:07:53.019 --> 01:07:55.280
nat 20 and convinced it to come back. So it
1449
01:07:55.320 --> 01:07:58.860
was just like, oh, okay. So now it just hangs
1450
01:07:58.989 --> 01:08:00.590
out in your guys' tavern.
1451
01:08:00.630 --> 01:08:02.929
It's wearing like a sundress you put on and it's
1452
01:08:02.989 --> 01:08:03.889
like cleaning stuff.
1453
01:08:03.909 --> 01:08:07.989
That's awesome. Okay, so you guys make your way back
1454
01:08:08.030 --> 01:08:12.099
to that statue. So before we end the episode, what
1455
01:08:12.219 --> 01:08:17.060
all would you like to try at this statue? The amulet. Yeah,
1456
01:08:17.100 --> 01:08:21.739
definitely the amulet. Okay, you put the amulet on there. Nothing.
1457
01:08:21.979 --> 01:08:25.529
Nothing happens. Do we do the amulet and the... Dagger?
1458
01:08:25.689 --> 01:08:26.029
Dagger.
1459
01:08:26.789 --> 01:08:29.350
Yeah. I will say if you guys want to spend
1460
01:08:29.390 --> 01:08:32.869
like a short rest, which is an hour. Which we need.
1461
01:08:33.010 --> 01:08:35.810
Healing back and everything. I will say over that hour,
1462
01:08:35.880 --> 01:08:38.520
you will eventually figure out what to do here. Okay.
1463
01:08:38.539 --> 01:08:40.699
And I will tell you because it's not going to
1464
01:08:40.739 --> 01:08:41.619
help you now.
1465
01:08:42.100 --> 01:08:43.640
I have a telepathy crystal.
1466
01:08:44.100 --> 01:08:45.359
Oh, that's pretty cool.
1467
01:08:45.779 --> 01:08:46.270
How about that?
1468
01:08:46.729 --> 01:08:50.699
So, here's what it said in Dwarvish. A shroud that
1469
01:08:50.779 --> 01:08:53.979
hides both day and night, keeping secrets from the light.
1470
01:08:54.420 --> 01:08:57.329
Bring to me that which concealed the many treasures it
1471
01:08:57.369 --> 01:08:59.970
may yield. Once again, this was the Doom of Thoin.
1472
01:09:00.640 --> 01:09:04.949
the dwarven god, who is all about secrets and buried secrets.
1473
01:09:05.510 --> 01:09:08.050
If you place dirt and rocks in the right hand,
1474
01:09:08.109 --> 01:09:11.170
you get a blessing, which would give you five temporary
1475
01:09:11.210 --> 01:09:15.289
hit points, advantage on saving throws against poison, and resistance
1476
01:09:15.350 --> 01:09:17.800
against poison damage. Dude, I really did.
1477
01:09:17.840 --> 01:09:19.899
I was like, are they just putting dirt in his hand?
1478
01:09:19.960 --> 01:09:23.300
And, like, I just didn't say it. I thought it, but, yeah. Yeah, so, like,
1479
01:09:23.340 --> 01:09:28.020
Shardalyn is close to a rock, kind of. Didn't we find, like, the...
1480
01:09:27.699 --> 01:09:28.800
We put.
1481
01:09:28.720 --> 01:09:29.689
The point in.
1482
01:09:29.939 --> 01:09:33.850
Yeah, like, I kept thinking that it was going to... Yeah,
1483
01:09:33.869 --> 01:09:34.850
I had the complete opposite.
1484
01:09:34.890 --> 01:09:37.850
Basically read whatever magic you might have or something like that.
1485
01:09:37.880 --> 01:09:39.060
Yeah, that's what I thought. Yeah, I wasn't along the
1486
01:09:39.069 --> 01:09:40.960
other lines. The gems were a great idea, too.
1487
01:09:41.239 --> 01:09:45.720
They found the Durgard bones that were like ground or whatever.
1488
01:09:46.180 --> 01:09:48.020
Didn't they find them in the dirt or something like that?
1489
01:09:48.039 --> 01:09:48.640
Yeah, the fertilizer.
1490
01:09:48.680 --> 01:09:51.180
Yeah, I was thinking putting that on there, but I
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01:09:51.340 --> 01:09:54.560
was like, that's dumb. Well, yeah. Those were the zombies
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01:09:54.600 --> 01:09:56.479
from the Necromancer. That they just threw in there.
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01:09:56.510 --> 01:09:56.810
Yeah.
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01:09:57.670 --> 01:10:02.199
Dammit. Good fertilizer. Yeah. So that is the end. That
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01:10:02.260 --> 01:10:08.649
concludes the Halls of Black Ice. Black Ice. PlayStation. Oh, dude,
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01:10:08.850 --> 01:10:12.090
I named either episode six or seven. I think it's seven.
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01:10:12.149 --> 01:10:16.989
The title is Smell Black Ice.
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01:10:18.350 --> 01:10:21.090
I was going to say, so real quick, we're headed
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01:10:21.210 --> 01:10:23.630
back to the Dwarven Stronghold.
1500
01:10:23.770 --> 01:10:27.510
Yes. That's where we're going next. Yeah, so you'll make
1501
01:10:27.550 --> 01:10:33.760
your way back to Battle Hammer Hole to get your reward.
1502
01:10:34.560 --> 01:10:40.100
Pick up your... your maul, the bane of the duergar. Yeah,
1503
01:10:40.119 --> 01:10:41.960
I'm ready for it. Yeah, heal, rest up.
1504
01:10:42.739 --> 01:10:44.399
Get some knucklehead trowel, baby.
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01:10:44.439 --> 01:10:47.079
Get some knucklehead trowel, see what else is going on,
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01:10:47.100 --> 01:10:51.729
and then make your way to East Haven. Yes, possibly.
1507
01:10:51.789 --> 01:10:53.529
Are we level four or anything yet?
1508
01:10:53.649 --> 01:10:53.850
No.
1509
01:10:54.010 --> 01:10:54.850
Oh, damn, man.
1510
01:10:54.869 --> 01:10:57.149
Yeah, it's going to take a while. Maybe if we
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01:10:57.170 --> 01:10:58.109
killed all those plants.
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01:10:59.449 --> 01:10:59.890
We did.
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01:11:00.890 --> 01:11:03.409
It's going to take a while for that. So we
1514
01:11:03.430 --> 01:11:05.579
will go around the table and say our final thoughts.
1515
01:11:06.640 --> 01:11:08.079
Starting with Dylan.
1516
01:11:08.380 --> 01:11:09.840
Smash, smash, smash.
1517
01:11:09.880 --> 01:11:16.130
Hell yeah, primo. Level four, please. Dude, yeah, I really
1518
01:11:16.149 --> 01:11:20.069
can't believe that your wild magic surge. The stuff being
1519
01:11:20.130 --> 01:11:21.210
joked about the whole time.
1520
01:11:21.270 --> 01:11:23.359
Yeah, the entire episode, last two episodes.
1521
01:11:23.460 --> 01:11:25.880
I love how right before that runs out, you like
1522
01:11:26.020 --> 01:11:29.520
quickly burn up that druid's fucking journal. Nope. Did you
1523
01:11:29.539 --> 01:11:30.199
write all that down?
1524
01:11:30.220 --> 01:11:30.539
Yeah.
1525
01:11:30.560 --> 01:11:34.310
Fuck this notebook. Fuck that journal. All right, Andrew, it's gone.
1526
01:11:34.329 --> 01:11:36.369
You're never going to be seen again.
1527
01:11:36.510 --> 01:11:37.829
Final words, Andrew?
1528
01:11:38.210 --> 01:11:40.569
I'm going to steal some of those edible mushrooms and
1529
01:11:40.590 --> 01:11:42.529
I'm going to make some knucklehead trout.
1530
01:11:43.010 --> 01:11:47.069
And some mushroom soup. Hell yeah, dude. Looking forward to
1531
01:11:47.100 --> 01:11:50.840
the mushroom soup. They'll all be poisoned. Hell yeah, man.
1532
01:11:50.899 --> 01:11:51.760
It said it's edible.
1533
01:11:51.979 --> 01:11:56.300
Yeah, it's edible. Last meal you made, everyone got plus
1534
01:11:56.479 --> 01:11:59.039
one to their first attack. That's going to be plus two.
1535
01:11:59.920 --> 01:12:00.500
Everybody got six.
1536
01:12:01.649 --> 01:12:06.770
All right. Nolan, anything else you want to say, man? No,
1537
01:12:06.970 --> 01:12:07.329
I'm good.
1538
01:12:07.449 --> 01:12:11.409
Just looking forward to getting back to the dwarven place.
1539
01:12:11.430 --> 01:12:11.510
Yeah.
1540
01:12:11.569 --> 01:12:13.670
Got some talking to do. Not going to attack by
1541
01:12:13.710 --> 01:12:18.239
plants anymore. Well, watch, he'll put some giant plants. All
1542
01:12:18.260 --> 01:12:19.699
the dwarves are actually plants.
1543
01:12:20.460 --> 01:12:22.180
We get back, it's just plants.
1544
01:12:22.859 --> 01:12:24.479
All right, Sarah, final words.
1545
01:12:24.500 --> 01:12:25.720
What the fuck?
1546
01:12:27.439 --> 01:12:27.520
Um.
1547
01:12:28.119 --> 01:12:29.000
I still have pocket.
1548
01:12:29.380 --> 01:12:31.779
Yeah, pocket. Have you checked pocket?
1549
01:12:31.819 --> 01:12:34.659
He's fine. No, there's not.
1550
01:12:34.699 --> 01:12:36.800
You know, I don't know how to tell you this.
1551
01:12:36.840 --> 01:12:39.600
When you misty step, you don't bring pocket.
1552
01:12:39.920 --> 01:12:40.479
No, I do.
1553
01:12:40.500 --> 01:12:42.800
You left pocket. So that would mean I would leave
1554
01:12:42.939 --> 01:12:46.359
all my clothes. You misty stepped away and left pocket
1555
01:12:46.439 --> 01:12:49.890
in the poison briars. And then Dylan lit it on fire.
1556
01:12:50.149 --> 01:12:52.109
And then Dylan lit it on fire.
1557
01:12:52.760 --> 01:12:53.800
Pocket's fine. He's in my pocket.
1558
01:12:53.840 --> 01:12:56.260
I'm checking right now. Yeah, that was the most painful
1559
01:12:56.359 --> 01:13:00.399
death in D & D history. He yelled, my son!
1560
01:13:00.460 --> 01:13:06.210
My son! We're just joking. So, alright, thank you so
1561
01:13:06.229 --> 01:13:08.750
much for joining us. Hopefully you enjoyed that, and hopefully
1562
01:13:08.770 --> 01:13:11.390
with word of mouth, you tell your friends and family.
1563
01:13:11.409 --> 01:13:15.850
I've been telling them, and they're still right here. I mean,
1564
01:13:16.210 --> 01:13:18.569
all one of my friends. Why do you think I'm here?
1565
01:13:18.670 --> 01:13:22.609
That's true. If you have any critical success, critical hits,
1566
01:13:22.649 --> 01:13:24.829
critical failures you want to send in, send it to
1567
01:13:24.909 --> 01:13:29.550
samecritpodcast at gmail.com. And if you have any NPCs you
1568
01:13:29.569 --> 01:13:31.010
want to make it into the game, go ahead and
1569
01:13:31.050 --> 01:13:34.729
send it. There's also an Instagram. Oh, yeah, there's an Instagram.
1570
01:13:35.109 --> 01:13:38.130
On the intro web. We have a YouTube channel. Sometimes
1571
01:13:38.149 --> 01:13:39.810
we put stuff on there. But, yeah, if you want
1572
01:13:39.850 --> 01:13:42.569
to create an NPC, it could be an ally, an enemy, whatever.
1573
01:13:43.659 --> 01:13:47.539
A friend. A boss. Broccoli. It could be whatever you want.
1574
01:13:47.739 --> 01:13:53.840
Send it in. It could be the Duragar. Duracell. Jackass.
1575
01:13:53.859 --> 01:13:57.149
Happy Gilmore guy. As soon as you guys do something good,
1576
01:13:57.170 --> 01:14:02.470
you just don't hear from him. He's fucking gone. Alright,
1577
01:14:02.510 --> 01:14:04.810
we will see you next time. Speedsters.
1578
01:14:05.489 --> 01:14:06.300
Speedsters.
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01:14:24.329 --> 01:14:28.909
Thanks for watching!