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Youtubecomas Sam, versus Sam. That's
youtubecom Sam Vre seus Sam. Hope to
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see there and, as always,
I want you to remember to have a
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great life. Thank you very much. That brack. I still have that
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snapping. Yeah, I still have
that staff from all those fucking mutated Ray
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Romanto face. I don't think it's
called so. I don't think we had
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met you yet. Cold, but
no, no, this was this was
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back. It was back in the
day. This is like you, you
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and I, we are friendship was
still knew. Also set class ball.
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We were on snapchat and obviously,
like snapchat does, that thing has one
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of those filters. Were like,
if you put a picture of somebody,
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it'll like filter it onto your face. Yeah, yeah, that was so.
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That was back in two thousand and
sixteen. That was you have more
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holes so I found picture of Ray
Romano, a really low quality picture of
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rare Vermont, obviously, and because
that's the only picture of the course,
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as you know. And so I
did the filter and it looked like a
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look fucking monstrous, and so I
was just like, Debra, follow monster,
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Debra, my and so I can
send it. Now. I have
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to fight and send it to you
so you can cut of here. Yeah,
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I have no idea where it I
have it saved on my hard drive
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somewhere. Hello, friends, thank
you for joining me today, and I'm
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glad you did, because I've got
something pretty great for you, and that
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is another episode of the bid cast. I'm here with Colin Zacht Hello,
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and we're here to talk about stuff, stuffing things, things, things,
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like I said, weird. It's
just everything's going crazy. Stuff and things
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and stuff and things and things and
other stuff, stuff and things into things.
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Welcome to the Torre Ducan podcast.
What is what is your ideal?
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Turn Duck in like food? MONSTOSS
be like if you take a thing onto
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a thing and then put into another
thing. First off, let me say,
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having had it's your Ducan, it's
quite good. Yeah, it is
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really gone. I feel like it'd
be hard to like cook all the birds.
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I definitely my stepmother did it and
I ate the after I ate the
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aftermath and it's real good. I
hate the aftermath. What does that sound
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like? Why does that sound weirdly
metal? The aftermath is my favorite,
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like white job album. But my
let's see, ideal to ducan would be.
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I'm waiting on this ideal full Joe
Rogan here. Look, yeah,
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that's a basically, but a but
it's a venison, so like a deer
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fucking just like the chest cavity of
a deer. For Benicon, call it
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with I've no, no, sorry, chest cavity of a bison as the
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exterior. There goes there with Garis
the middle, with deers the middle,
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and then I would go with a
you know what, a bunch of but
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the inside, instead of stuffing,
would just be full with flag rock.
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Oh God, that of the chest
cavity of a deer. Yeah, a
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lot of flag Roy and I called
the I called the but by Beer Grat
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I don't fuck it know, by
Deer Cras, my favorite black metal band,
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by'ven drawn. Now it says Nordic. I even raw by in Canada,
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like they they didn't really there back
in my one thousand nine hundred and
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eighty seven, and it just did
not go well. A lot of a
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lot of satanic they're all bucking comeback, a lot of satanic imagery. It
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just did not go over well.
Yeah, speaking of Satanic Imagery, we
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are sponsored by AUSI lemonade, Sou
Su snapple. I need to do another
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snapple video soon because I am the
legit reason. Okay, so the legit
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reason why I haven't done a snapple
video on a long time is because every
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time I get peach tea snapple,
I drink it too fast before I get
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around to do in the video.
So I was just like, really,
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weren't the peach tea and then I
drink the peach tea, I mean,
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and I don't have any tea for
the video. I was gonna say,
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if anything, you just get like
some regular fucking iced teas, refilled the
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bottle. That's not that's all.
That's why. And A lie. Yeah,
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well, you know what the fucking
they lie to US too. They
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led us at all. They're fucking
marketing. You think those McDonald's fucking ads
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are all real food? It's not. It's fucking mash potatoes for the fucking
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ice cream. It's all fucking a
lie. If you do all those riddles,
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it's not. It's also yeah,
forget about the forget about the commercials,
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in the pictures, the actual food. Now, listen, we can't
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go down that iceberg. It'll turn
into a fucking threehour episode. I just
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okay, here's the thing. Here's
the thing. I do have to talk
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about one thing. God, I
don't know if you guys have been paying
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attention. They currently have a doityourself
and then you have to then you know,
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we've been doing that shit for fucking
ever. Don't call it a cry
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no, no, it's a fucking
Mac orgy or mcgang Bang. Called for
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what it is, you know.
No, no, no, no,
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I don't know. No, I
don't know. But they're advertise it.
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What they're advertising as the crispy double
is not the mcgang chicken chicken nuggets.
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It's a double cheese word with chicken
nugets. They have that, they have
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the rate, they have Mac Gang
Bang and my fucking search baser. Would
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you like to see? So they
have. They have the land are seas
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he supposed to take the three sandwiches. They give you and put them together.
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So the land beef is the big
Mac. Yes, McDonald's wiki.
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Yeah, yeah, there's everything.
Then Gang Bang, also called the Babba
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Booy Burger. That I kind of
love it, though. The BUBBA boos
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are holding. They have the land
aspect, which is the beef, which
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is the big Mac, they have
the sea, which is the filet of
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fish vomiting, and then they have
the air. We No, no,
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Zack, Zac Zack, before we
before can I needed it? The land,
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there sea is a big Mac,
a file of fish for the sea,
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and the air WM chicken. You
know that bird that doesn't actually fly.
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They kind of, they kind of
hover, but they don't really fly
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in the air. So, pizzas
if I walked into McDonald's that order,
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Mc Gang Bang with it, even
though I'm talking about response. Yes,
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they would know. We've talked about
they know everything about they might even kiss
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you on the lips. Yep,
I will say the best, the best
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us, the best like men,
you hack. If you go to McDonald's
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and get a mcdouble, ask for
a mcdouble with Max Sauce and they'll put
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the Maxaus on mcduble. Boom also. So just to just look at back.
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Neither you gave your turn. Ducted
abomination combinations. Oh God, I
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don't even I don't even know.
I think I do abominations, combaminations.
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I think I do it because I
saw a video and I think I do
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a dessert Turduccan who so? So
I take. I take. I'm going
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to start from the inside out.
So I'd have like a core of like
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whoppers, like multi milkballs. HM, okay, that that get wrapped cold
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stone style into some sweet cream ice
cream that gets surrounded by delicious thin there
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the patent candy. When you when
you order the same especially, you also
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get two shots of insolent be free, which is, which is honestly the
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best way to get insulin in this
country, funnily enough, because the American
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healthcare is broken. His Shit.
MMM, the best way they can.
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They hate you. Yep, the
best way to help your diabetes the word
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of the SAMs. That's that's the
trick, right. It's just like you
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don't you're not actually supposed to eat
the SAM special. It's just a secret
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to get you. And Yeah,
it's felt two bucks. It's the entire
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beats underground railroad. It's fucking insulin, but subverting this system. That's were
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this is like. Okay, okay, come in, do that. Okay,
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if you were, if you were
our our deluxe peanut butter and Jelly
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Sandwich, you get a happy pain. It's like a hard wanna plays and
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like Vegas, it's it's the one
place that you can fucking you could still
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were saying to me to blast,
and that's what gets to a Keymo trip.
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Oh God, I miss sing creat
blast. So fucking that me too.
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Keemo, Keemo, trip. He's
saying dreamo drip. Get that same
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dremo drip. Baby. I take
him to room three. Fuck what's what
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about you to cause your NU CON
onstross people? I don't know. I
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feel like I would want mind to
be fully smoked, like it's an all
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day process. So like you're are
there already speaking my language. A pig
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right, like full pig. I'm
thinking, like brisket somehow is in there,
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all right? Are you found me
right? Yeah, maybe, like,
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I don't know, like brought somehow
or another, like underneath. So
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like all that like brisket juice is
getting all over that with like some peppers
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and onions and shit. Yes,
sir, and you just and you just
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let that go for like eight hours, like you start in the morning,
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like right before your does feel,
I feel this sweat and coming. You
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take it off and what? And
what do you order that? It comes
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with the Sun. The only side
item is a desk of corn bread.
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Yeah, Desk. We don't give
you actual number. You're just getting like
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a quantity. It's like, can
I get a place for all special?
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Here's your Cork bread beadle, thanks
to Dolly. All right, out of
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hand shrunk wings. I don't know
where they're gonna go, but some,
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some their nags and some capacity are
going in there. I feel like the
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wing. I feel like the wings
would have to be. I feel like
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they should be between the pig and
the brisket. Yeah, probably, I
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could see that way. I like
that. Now the question is, what
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what are we talking for? Wings
and were talking mild are. We talking
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hot for it's spice, it's it's
hot, it's hot, it's hot.
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Lemon pupper. All, okay,
who like the ut too, even like
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you do a lemon tupper wet,
but you're like doing it with like someone
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like hot sauce. Well, that
and that was that was my other question.
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Is. Are there any other drive
rounds from marinates within this fun?
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Yeah, all over that Bush,
all over. It also comes in there.
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That's what it's called. It's not
called listen, it's not called a
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cool special, it's it's just called
the beast. Yeah, beast. Yeah,
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there's some lemon pepper in there,
there's some Caden rubbin there, there's
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some garlic farm in there, there's
whatever you like. Oh, yeah,
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well, damn now I'm so now
hungry for all these things. It's will
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exist. They could exist if you
simply try. Yeah, a smoker,
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we can do this. Yeah,
what are they enough, smoker, a
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big enough imagination, a big enough
happened. Cold, cold, cold.
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I have like a fucking could dron
out in the middle of the TELLICO river.
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Just we look. We look like
for me, Olchemy, trying to
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make this thing more you guys come
back to Tennessee finding like not like a
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little like middle like walkway on my
harmon complex, and I'm just dating a
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trench and feeling it full of like
hot coals, like branches fade. Anyone
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who comes in to your me like
we just we just pull a please,
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pull a MAC and we're just like
like how are you gonna do this?
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First things first. We've got all
things are possibles. Might that? Ye,
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Valley I. Can we talk about? Cole and I received boxes in
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the mail? Yeah, yeah,
you might have seen the unboxing video on
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the channel. Actually really record and
release that the day we got it.
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That sent to some stuff and we're
going to get to so the key thing
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is a habit in the background here. Cold and I both thought our advanced
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reader coffers wet work. The suquel's
actually actually Chanelle got one as well.
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So Chanelle, yes, she know. So this is a special like free
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release cover and you'll kind of notice, and we'll get to the book itself
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on a second. You kind of
notice on my copy here it will stain.
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It's got will roll some march on
it. Still fucking do that about
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that? I gotta Talk. I
get the box right. So, so
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the book is not the only thing
that was in the box. ZAC has
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been promising us for a while that
he was going to get us some some
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Wahwah holiday one coffee. He was
going to send it to us. He
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did. So, yeah, I
finally did. So there's a couple other
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things in there. I got a
kind of Chili Mac and a can of
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tuna, Espresso pods, I guess, some Espresso pods for a machine,
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like for a machine that I don't
have. And and then I think collition
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of Golison. Know. Yeah,
coal shell. Got Something different. I
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got a bag close I got a
bag of Papa John's garlic sauce on the
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pack of the catchup the garlic.
So so this is going to lead into
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the thing. So the garlic sauce
was inside of a plastic pag and it
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was busted. So the bag was
just leaking garlic sauce. Thankfully it was
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a less that's why I done that's
why I double bagged it, just in
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case that was going to add me. Yeah, yeah, and it sure
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did. But the but the main
event. I open the box up.
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I'm just like the fuck is going
on? I pulled a book out.
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If it's covered in coffee grounds.
Yeah, I mean completely cover. It's
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like, what the Hell is going
on? So I'm like going through and
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point stuff out. The can chilling
mackets covered, tune is covered in coffee.
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Guys. I finally pulled a bag
of coffee out and you'll if you
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go back, if you go back
and watch the video. I put it
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up into the camera and putting the
cliff here because I don't feel like it.
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But on the back of the bag
they were three puncture wounds, like
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stabs. Basically. They're very precise
and like a triangle as a bottom corner
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of the bag. And at first
I was just like this is a prank.
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He's get pranked. And so zack
finally sees the video and I tell
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him about he's like, no,
I didn't do that, that was the
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postal service. So hide I think
they were. I think they're using your
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box to practice the fucking three free
throws or something. Well, with how
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much that comes, how fucked up
the box was, with the fact that
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the coffee was busted, and with
how get bad. Well, so the
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girl is busting. They had to
have opened the box and did it specifically
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because the box had no puncture wounds
in it. The box was a little
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fucked up, but it was just
like probably normal, like like shifting removing
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box dog. Yeah, they opened
the box and they had to go into
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the box to do that because because
it had precise like it was for was
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like like they probably like that'uated work
because they all gotta was in interduce.
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They were like, what the fuck
is going on? Like there's there's like
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troub a wire for a Bob,
like like that's the only thing the world.
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Shittiest Ted Because, say, ski
right here. MMM, well,
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because, well, so, the
wells government agencies are really, really fucking
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Internet. And about coffee. Yeah, yeah, that that as well.
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Yes, but a specifically about they're
very like like anal about coffee. Well,
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you know why? Everything was because
they knew that it wasn't. It
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wasn't some shitty vet bro better an
own better an operating that tastes like shit,
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because their beans aren't even like good. I remember when I was coming
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home from Telco last year, the
coffee that Cole sent us home with.
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I had it in my bag and
they pulled me aside and I was at
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security and I was standing there.
But fuck early, because obviously we were
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coming those out. Why, don't
think you're going to say. How can
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they believe until cool? I was. Yeah, I know we've talked about
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that. Coal Still Hungover what?
He took me to the airport, but
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it was I was sent. I
was staying in line. I never told
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you this call, but like we
were on the like for something. The
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fast track, the clear thing that
I used to bypass, like the big
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line and security was on the other
side of the airport from where you wrong.
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So I had to go through.
I had to go through regular security
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because I don't feel like walking all
the way over with my stuff. And
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after all of that, they pulled
me aside. I'm standing for ten fucking
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minutes while they like like give my
coffee a fucking cross state exam make sure
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it's not whatever they think it is. I don't, I don't understand their
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fixation the good old fucking Tsa.
I was I was gonna say, like
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I know that a lot of times, if you were trying to hide descent
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of something dropping down, coffee is
really good for that because it's kind of
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like hey, it's pretty long.
WHO's gonna smell this? Whatever this is?
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Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. But isn't that not what the
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fucking extreme machines are for? Yeah, well, I mean the can they
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not see through that wiles? He's
trying to smoke a micro chips that are
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shaped like coffee beans. I'm I'm
not saying the substance. You know I'll
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right, but there is a substance
that, under him and under like an
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x Ray, looks similar to coffee
grounds. Yeah, but the once he
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yeah, the ones you gave us
were whole being. Yeah, they were
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whole being will then TSA fucking sucks. I mean they've always saw me stop
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the presses. The TSA sucks in
all their news water still fucking left.
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Oh Shit, cold call coming out
of that hard hitting commentary. Oh at
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the fucking in comfits in the TSA. Oh my God, I do want
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it, though. So one thing, though, that I got pulled aside
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for. That was actually my bad
win. shelse was still working for the
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airline. She was in Portland.
She was stationed in Portland for a little
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bit. Of course she got stationed
back and see all, and I went
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to Portland to I flew at the
Portland to visit her and I had a
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plastic baggy of sour patch kids,
like unlabeled sour patch kids, which,
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if you, if you, if
you're coming from Washington going through security,
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you might consider those gummies are something
better. That's not you're going to ore
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again. I mean I will at
the security doesn't make me, while meanwhile
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I've successfully made it through TSA,
unknowingly with spent ammo rounds and fucking a
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big lighter and a Zippo lighter that
I realize was in my fucking bag.
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The way, the way that they
like clocks. Shit is so weird.
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Well, I would be either,
because he's anything that I would you misconstrued
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for in Washington would be legal right
call. It's the federal government with talking
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about here. The left hand doesn't
talk to the right. Now I'm just,
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I'm just, I'm just trying to
rationalize it. Somehow you can't.
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That's falling. Not Really, is
it? Not only is this the federal
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government, it's also the TSA,
the it's the federal go the loft hand
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and thinks it's the mouse. It's
like where the left and talks to the
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buttle rent to compete. Yes,
a, I would say tsa or below
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like Secretarians. There's like one viewer
of this channel, the worst of the
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TS. It's like cool on,
guys, what the full well that they
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better hold that. They never few
my airport. Dude, I don't want
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to tell you. Yeah, your
agency, your agency should have ceased to
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exist after the Afghan airlift, but
the government doesn't want to give up power.
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So I remember when I worked at
the grocery store years and years ago,
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when I was younger, back to
Ohio, there was a it was
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one of those stores that had a
bank built into the inside, and I
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was really I was I was friend, I was friend, I was like
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chatty with the people to work to
the bank. And then one day I
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was flying out of Dayton and after
one of the guys that work to the
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bank had left and I he was
the tsage. I was like, Oh
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hey, duds, you look what's
up. I also the last three times
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I flew I got full de side
and swapped for gunpowder residue, because it
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turns out that my range bag is
also the perfect size to be a carry
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on bag. Is it fits at
all the other head. So I would
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just fucking that. Fuck it,
yeah, I'll use that. And turns
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out there's a lot of gun powders
just immediately alerts. It wasn't a dog,
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it was it was something you of
that d gunshot resolues cat. They
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run the fucking they run the fucking
Swab over your hands to see if you're
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still on your hands. Yeah,
so, but that all being said,
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so Cole Chanelle and I all got
copy of the advanced reader, copy wet
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work on the sequel to deception,
and I'm very excited to start reading it
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soon. I am going. I'm
actually, as we're recording this, some
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my grandma and my aunt are flying
me out to Arizona this weekend. Nice.
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So that yeah, because I haven't
seen my aunt since I left England's
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because Damn, Holy Shit. Yeah, so then I left England in two
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thousand. I was going to say
it's been a minute that school look any
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signed to see. It's gonna be
sign to see her and see my grandmar
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haven't seen him since covid since before
covid sted. So I'm going to be
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taking this with me to read on
the plane. It's very exciting. I
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not that there's the glossary of terms
that we discussed. is in the back
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of the book, as discussed,
as well as and I did skip to
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the back just to specifically seat really
quickly. Is that? Let me guess,
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is that in the D section?
Yeah, sure is. Yeah,
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that's Delta Force. Okay, just
everything about to help the force everyway that
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in or do you need me to
know? You can fucking leave that outet
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is it there are Black Hawk down
clips and fucking interviews and Shit on Youtube.
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That fucking talk. My if you've
read or seen Black Hawk down,
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indoor zero, dark thirty, you
know everything. Everything and everything that's in
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the s was fucking redacted from any
of my bus it's so fuck it's stupid.
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Yeah, but specifically the thing in
the back, right before the glossary
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of terms, is is this.
Oh my, looking that mean, look
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at that. Mean it's a fun
trilogy. Oh, I'm so. I'm
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excited to read this. Like I
said, deception was was very good and
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excited to be wet work, and
that is that. How what's how's a
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house work on? All in going? Are you really just focused on wet
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work right now? All things done? Hell, yeah, like I wrote
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in October, November of two thousand
and twenty one. Is it nice because
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it was already written it. We
just need to be rewritten now. It's
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yeah, like Perister, I'm so
for right now the main focus is on
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wet work and getting every set for
the Blue State at twenty two. The
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pre orders to the Kendle version should
be open soon. But but then,
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and then after that I got a
start with the audiobook. Well, like
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is hit. How I'm doing them
from now on? Is You doing a
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two tier police system? So the
day of the release they will be kindle
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and paperback and then probably through four
months out from there, will be audible
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and hardback available on the same he's
player. Yes, well, that's also
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the cool thing about this. I'm
probably going to order the paperback Bridsons to
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have it, but advance readers are
hard back, baby, not all.
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Maybe you guys Um. We got
special ones actually which by the cold deeper
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for hard back books or paper back
books. Generally hard duck, just because
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I like to have like if I'm
gonna have a physical copy of something,
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I want to Canna like thirty.
So okay, so you're welcome then,
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because I was talking to Zach where
you were. I don't know where you
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were, but it was just mean
him. He's like do you want a
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hard back top your paper backcopper?
That said hard back because we think,
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what do you think? Cold Lines
of hard back? Yeah, you use
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not a hard back, because I
mean, I all not the only reason
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I haven't bought like a like this. There's this one book that is like
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all three Lord of the rings like
involve together. The only reason having Atal
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is because of some paperback and I'm
I'm going to buy something like that.
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I wanted to be like big and
bound and like. You know that.
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I feel like that would be like
that should be like a really well actually
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get hard back. Well, actually. So what's funny about that is probably
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like a year or two after all
wins release, I plan on doing a
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limited run like maybe five hundred two
pieces total hardback compendium of deception that work
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at all in as one a cool
one book with Um and I'm and I
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want to get the I want to
get the art work done by Pery Fire
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Art Code, the Guy who I
order all my military prints from. Oh
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yeah, I'm playing behind me.
They're on the other side of that wall.
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So I could be like Alex from
deception, Morgan from wet work and
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Viney from all in or something like
that, and that would cover and you
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know that's a limited run, five
hundred pieces, all signed and number of
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things like that. Hell Yeah,
well, yeah, that's cool. That's
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a really cool idea here. I'll
talk more in detail about later, but
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I think I'm ready to actually like
announce a thing, which is I'm writing
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a book. I'm writing a book. Yeah, he's yes, yes,
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was really exciting. I would I
really fucking good, like I've been.
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It's been years since I read anything
in that sort of what would you say?
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It's like a sci fi fantasy.
It's like it's like it's like sithe.
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Yeah, SCI FI fantasy. Yeah, it's like a it's like it's
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like sci fi meets high fantasy and
with a little bit of like espion arstill,
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the last, the last time I
read some port that would have been
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like the ten. You're gone such
order. This Collins Sam's book is really,
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really fucking good. Yeah, like
I'm Jones in for the next fucking
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ten chap well, yeah, so, I so it's, Betty. Great
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about your books. is like I
will occasionally like get back on my pc
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to actually write shit for like my
dd world, like dumb and roll building,
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which is very heavy mage punk,
and so I'm like Shit, like
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I can immediately just flip the switch
back in a DD like when I'm like
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actually looking over the sun. You
said to me, Oh, that's awesome,
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esn't like yeah, no, very
close. Yeah, so viewers by
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SAM's book when it comes out,
because you're not going to regret it.
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It's fucking I obviously I will obviously
be talking about it more as time goes
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on. I would ask the man
I'm about. I would say maybe fifty
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to sixty percent in a way done
with it at this point and I gave
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Zach and Cole kind of like the
ongoing like copies with them a couple of
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my first draft when whenever. So
I basically I've been breaking them into like
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ten chapters each and that's that because
my nightly reading what I have. Yeah,
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so, he's so, so Zack. I don't know how much coals
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has read that. I'm not a
chance three the time. I've been a
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little busy. Yeah, it's a
stuff going on. Yeah, the most
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were the most recent chapter I read
was the one that you sat in the
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last weekend when you were asking my
my thoughts on the pace and all that,
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which I thought, yeah, yeah, which I like. That's a
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constant worry, worry for me.
Is it like in my pacing? This
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right? Are The events happening too
quickly? Is this like things, like
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things about angle? So that's really
why I wanted to be Rad yeah,
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get like the back pacing and stuff
like that, and then obviously, like
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grammar and anyone get come through as
a as a get back care it.
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But yeah, I'm, I'm.
It's called unyielding. Like I said,
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it's like a sci Fi fantasy,
like espionis style book, but it's really
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good, real good. Yeah,
looks like it's like a rebellions or it's,
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you know, I'm it's I'm very
I had a had it like a
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literally, it came to me in
a dream. I feel like that's like
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cheesy to say, but it really
did. I had like it's not because
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it's awesome. Yeah, I had
a dream about of concept and I started
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working on it and I came up
with it like at the end of two
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thousand and twenty, and then I
kind of started writing down like be killed
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about it, and then I started
like totally, no, no, it
405
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is you. You were already working
on the original'm out of it well before
406
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two thousand and twenty, because I
remember I was playing, I was playing
407
00:29:51.720 --> 00:29:56.599
a mission in the model wilfare to
remaster while listening to the sample, because
408
00:29:56.720 --> 00:30:00.359
the original first chapter. I remember
I'm really stening to stuff and reading stuff
409
00:30:00.359 --> 00:30:03.079
that you send me back in my
old apartment, like when I was still
410
00:30:03.079 --> 00:30:10.599
in like lockdown. Yeah, because
I maybe. Okay, I don't remember.
411
00:30:10.640 --> 00:30:14.799
I don't remember the timeline because I
remember I remember like Ober, two
412
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thousand and twenty was like one,
or maybe it was two thousand and nineteen
413
00:30:18.279 --> 00:30:21.359
occo between it. I don't remember. It was enough. It was an
414
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October. Yeah, pretty sure it
was twenty is it might have been busts
415
00:30:23.839 --> 00:30:27.680
us. Yeah, because I remember
when you first came to us about it
416
00:30:27.799 --> 00:30:33.319
with like because originally you had had
a planed as an audio seas. Yeah,
417
00:30:33.400 --> 00:30:34.759
I like at like a podcast dram
but then I wanted to turn into
418
00:30:34.839 --> 00:30:38.599
like a actual book. Well,
that's the beauty of it is like you
419
00:30:38.720 --> 00:30:42.000
could still go back later and turn
it into audio trolls being well. So,
420
00:30:42.680 --> 00:30:45.240
well, that's one of the things
that I want to do. Is
421
00:30:45.319 --> 00:30:48.640
like, Zach, because you have
one of your ideas with it was occupant
422
00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:52.319
right, where you wanted to Yep, it was one. It was.
423
00:30:52.400 --> 00:30:53.920
Yeah, it was ACCA, where
you wanted to like do the narration but
424
00:30:55.039 --> 00:30:56.559
then have the line to be read
by the people that are yeah, so
425
00:30:56.759 --> 00:31:00.119
acters our based on. Yeah,
so kind of like how to do an
426
00:31:00.160 --> 00:31:03.400
audiobook. had a cast and then
there was a and then there was a
427
00:31:03.799 --> 00:31:07.200
central narrator. That's how I want
to do yeah, you would read the
428
00:31:07.720 --> 00:31:12.880
lines of Sam. You know,
I'd Probably Bring Colin to read someone else
429
00:31:12.960 --> 00:31:17.039
because I didn't like the cold character
because I've work before, I knew him,
430
00:31:17.720 --> 00:31:19.079
things like that. Don't worry,
call I'm making up for that in
431
00:31:19.160 --> 00:31:23.680
my cyberpunk meltball hi, which he
said. If I need to read those
432
00:31:23.720 --> 00:31:29.720
chapters that you sentis send me a
reason. But yeah, and I think
433
00:31:29.759 --> 00:31:32.480
one of my favorite things there are
two characters in there that I named,
434
00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:37.599
but they're named after Zack and Cole, who I established as friends who pretend
435
00:31:37.640 --> 00:31:45.240
like the hate him. The interactions
are exceptionally well then, so very accurate.
436
00:31:48.599 --> 00:31:52.319
So that she's a pretty about that
accurate. It's accurate. But I'm
437
00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:56.680
excited. I I've got, like
I've got a lot of the basically I've
438
00:31:56.759 --> 00:32:00.200
got up to like the end game
of the book plotted out and then I
439
00:32:00.279 --> 00:32:02.039
have the vague tells what I wanted
the very end of the what to happen.
440
00:32:04.079 --> 00:32:06.880
And then, once I'm dealt with
what I'm doing now, all all
441
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:09.839
start that process. But I've got
a lot of Sam stuff common Sam and
442
00:32:09.920 --> 00:32:14.440
I have plans to do a very
lighter centric episode hopefully we could break cold
443
00:32:14.480 --> 00:32:16.519
into because I know he's been.
Yeah, he's has some shorter stories that
444
00:32:16.599 --> 00:32:20.000
he's worked on. Yeah, that's
to even shorter stories. But like,
445
00:32:20.079 --> 00:32:22.440
I think, I think, I
think I'd be cool to hear like more
446
00:32:22.519 --> 00:32:28.640
about like the the the DM process, because that's another why didn't even think
447
00:32:28.680 --> 00:32:32.119
of that rider heavy, story,
heavy, like creative heavy. Just just
448
00:32:32.240 --> 00:32:39.519
so you guys know, the reason. I know a lot comes. I
449
00:32:39.640 --> 00:32:44.480
went out and bought a fucking black
turtle neck just for that episode. Oh
450
00:32:44.559 --> 00:32:50.839
yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, and also going back to
451
00:32:51.559 --> 00:32:53.759
going back to I think it was
I think that was late two thowey as
452
00:32:53.799 --> 00:33:00.240
well, when you wrote that one
short story a pole. Yeah, when
453
00:33:00.319 --> 00:33:04.680
follow it, yeah, yeah,
yeah, and yeah, when you run
454
00:33:04.880 --> 00:33:07.200
and then it's really good and then
it's cool too, because then we discuss
455
00:33:07.799 --> 00:33:12.160
different produce a story, like in
different methods of you choose and all that.
456
00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:15.400
But that's for another episode. Yeah, we'll get we'll get there.
457
00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:17.799
Will do a separate thing about that
eventually. But yeah, so I figure,
458
00:33:17.880 --> 00:33:21.960
you know, it's been it's been
long enough. I've been writing it
459
00:33:22.079 --> 00:33:23.759
for long enough of this. I
didn't want to talk about it initially because
460
00:33:25.119 --> 00:33:30.359
because I wasn't sure, like I
saw. I have a history when I
461
00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:34.599
write stuff of just like writing it
and then dropping it because I just like
462
00:33:35.480 --> 00:33:37.599
I either don't have enough ideas or
I lose my inspiration for it or whatever.
463
00:33:38.160 --> 00:33:40.599
And before I said anything, I
wanted to like make sure that I
464
00:33:40.640 --> 00:33:45.680
was really invested into finishing the project, and I am, and so I
465
00:33:45.960 --> 00:33:49.599
feel like I'm okay, actually,
you know. So, yeah, so
466
00:33:49.720 --> 00:33:51.839
that's I mean, I've been all
my breath for you to mention it for
467
00:33:51.920 --> 00:33:53.200
over a year now. So,
yeah, I know he's been waiting.
468
00:33:53.319 --> 00:33:57.759
He's been waiting actually. So it's
not in the background right now, but
469
00:33:58.319 --> 00:34:00.920
if you go back, like in
a lot most of my videos over the
470
00:34:01.039 --> 00:34:05.480
last year, like two thousand and
twenty one, I should say, if
471
00:34:05.559 --> 00:34:09.480
you look in the background, there
have been these pictures of like drawings of
472
00:34:09.599 --> 00:34:16.199
people, like like like bust style
images. So Teo Alex Art shot out
473
00:34:16.280 --> 00:34:23.199
out. Yeah, jous, I
went back mostly for me because that's one
474
00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:25.320
of the things. So the characters
in the book, I don't do a
475
00:34:25.400 --> 00:34:30.159
lot of like physical description of them
is unless it's like important to the lot,
476
00:34:30.360 --> 00:34:36.519
because I want some of my favorite
stories, the author kind of leaves
477
00:34:36.519 --> 00:34:39.639
it vague so that your can kind
of come up with their own like vision
478
00:34:39.719 --> 00:34:44.119
for it and place them maybe in
place themselves in the characters as well,
479
00:34:45.960 --> 00:34:46.960
and I really like that. A
lot of my favorite stories do that.
480
00:34:49.880 --> 00:34:52.440
So I did that in the book, but for my inspiration what I think
481
00:34:52.519 --> 00:34:57.360
they look like. I was like
Hey, can you, can you like
482
00:34:57.800 --> 00:35:00.639
draw these based on these descriptions,
and said yeah, and so the the
483
00:35:00.760 --> 00:35:05.079
major players in the book, nine
of them, the nine characters that are
484
00:35:05.159 --> 00:35:10.280
like I would say are the main
characters. He drew a bus porks of
485
00:35:10.320 --> 00:35:13.159
all of them and I put them
in the frame, pron them, put
486
00:35:13.199 --> 00:35:15.519
them in the frame and then so
that's been in the background of a lot
487
00:35:15.559 --> 00:35:20.239
of my videos, if you little
instrum what I think they look like.
488
00:35:21.400 --> 00:35:25.599
And then the other image has been
like this small like drawing of the city
489
00:35:27.159 --> 00:35:29.679
that I like, a rough drawing
in the city that I drew to kind
490
00:35:29.679 --> 00:35:31.639
of give myself like a visual like
how things laid out and stuff like.
491
00:35:31.679 --> 00:35:36.679
That's so, yeah, so that's
coming along and then I'm during the process.
492
00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:43.679
Oh yeah, cold on, nextbox. Yeah, call that next boat
493
00:35:43.920 --> 00:35:49.599
that has ever has that for a
segue? fucking, fucking whiplash, but
494
00:35:49.760 --> 00:35:52.159
before we talk about the Xbox,
I kind of a word from our sponsors.
495
00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:58.599
Well, Christy pop for another juice
monster, because I'm so fucking tired.
496
00:36:00.800 --> 00:36:04.800
So yeah, cool, talk about
your your your xbox experience. It's
497
00:36:04.800 --> 00:36:07.519
when you despond. WHO. How
did you get that? How did you?
498
00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:10.079
How did you get that? What? Who? What was the what
499
00:36:10.239 --> 00:36:14.440
was the advisory process for getting the
XBOX? Tell me, could you pay?
500
00:36:14.519 --> 00:36:16.760
No, paint a word picture for
me. Called my word. Very,
501
00:36:17.760 --> 00:36:22.280
very, very kind, sweet,
lovely, beautiful, funny, hilarious
502
00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:30.599
girlfriends. Channel the Chanel best friend, SAM, husband and recover for like,
503
00:36:32.079 --> 00:36:37.519
yes, two weeks now, from
a procedure, and it's been two
504
00:36:37.559 --> 00:36:44.639
weeks already. Hold Shit. Yeah, and so has been hang around the
505
00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:51.320
crib for all most of that time, and I say it with for a
506
00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:55.119
week just to like, Hey,
help out and hang out, and then
507
00:36:55.159 --> 00:37:00.400
had to go back to work that
next week and apparently at some point in
508
00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:06.440
that time she got a hold of
Sam, my beautiful, awesome, sweet,
509
00:37:06.599 --> 00:37:12.159
amazing, funny, Hilarious, just
all around Mensh of a dude,
510
00:37:12.400 --> 00:37:17.159
best friend, and pulled him on
what kind of Xbox to get me,
511
00:37:17.920 --> 00:37:22.559
because she does. I've been looking
for one for a minute. Sam advised
512
00:37:22.599 --> 00:37:28.760
I want to get and then she
got one of my one of my best
513
00:37:28.800 --> 00:37:31.559
friends who lives here at our complex, to run out and get it.
514
00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:36.480
So I came home and I was
like, Hey, I have to go
515
00:37:36.599 --> 00:37:38.079
do x, Y Z. Just
want to make sure that you're okay.
516
00:37:39.719 --> 00:37:43.320
Can I help you with anything before
I go do this thing? And she's
517
00:37:43.400 --> 00:37:45.880
like yeah, can you? There's
a bag in the closet. Can you
518
00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:49.159
grab it for me? I was
like yes, what is it like?
519
00:37:49.239 --> 00:37:51.639
It's like a Lulu bag. I'm
like, got it. I went to
520
00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:52.719
the close and I grab and she's
like that's for you. I was like,
521
00:37:53.519 --> 00:37:57.840
I'm sorry, what she like,
that's yours and my cool, and
522
00:37:57.960 --> 00:38:01.119
so I start fucking around with it
being a deckhead and I'm like, Oh,
523
00:38:01.239 --> 00:38:05.400
it's you, you are. I
was like feel some stantual you give
524
00:38:05.440 --> 00:38:09.239
me like some more hammershit, because
that's become a fucking money up for your
525
00:38:09.280 --> 00:38:13.239
boy. Yeah, how do we
like? I as and I was gonna
526
00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:16.960
give you okay confinish the story,
and so we'll talk about that after blowing
527
00:38:17.079 --> 00:38:25.320
behold there's a brand new xbox and
I fully cried and was just floored by
528
00:38:27.079 --> 00:38:30.519
some overwhelming kindness from some of my
favorite fucking people in the entire world.
529
00:38:31.639 --> 00:38:35.960
Yeah, I know, alien spired
team elite with us. Oh, yes,
530
00:38:36.079 --> 00:38:37.119
we say that. We play a
little bit of that earlier. That
531
00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:42.079
was fun. Yeah, so,
so cold. So, legitimately the process
532
00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:47.239
was I get a text from Chanelle
on February thirteen, yeah, mid afternoon,
533
00:38:49.280 --> 00:38:52.159
and I we talked about it.
And then you have the XBOX teppywork.
534
00:38:52.599 --> 00:38:54.559
Yeah, I know. She is
a very quick plus, she'd like
535
00:38:54.679 --> 00:38:57.639
does these kind of things, like
she's such her minded something. She's like,
536
00:38:57.760 --> 00:39:00.519
Yep, got it, doing it
now him, and that's because she
537
00:39:00.599 --> 00:39:04.400
knows a lot of that bass.
I well, she is a Badass,
538
00:39:04.440 --> 00:39:07.559
but also she has like not a
lot of other stuff to do. Yeah,
539
00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:10.280
time as well, because she could
focus in her whole attention on this.
540
00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:15.000
Really cool because, like, I
have some friends who work in the
541
00:39:15.039 --> 00:39:21.760
industry. One's a Distro, one
runs the bar, and they both also
542
00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:25.840
have xboxes, like really nice gaming
pieces, and so we've been able to
543
00:39:25.920 --> 00:39:30.559
like plagues a lot of like those
games are like cross platform, so I've
544
00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:37.599
been able to play online games for
like the first time since college, I
545
00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:40.840
want to say. So it's been
really, really cool. We got you
546
00:39:40.880 --> 00:39:45.159
that. So you got three months
of three months of game pass ultimate.
547
00:39:45.320 --> 00:39:47.840
Yeah, paid, but like a
like after that's over, it's like with
548
00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:52.519
tax is like sixteen dollars a month. Yeah, it's fucking were probably what
549
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:57.360
I'll probably end them doing, because
I paid the one dollar to get a
550
00:39:57.519 --> 00:40:01.519
month of it and then I'll tack
on that three month Promo and then I'll
551
00:40:01.559 --> 00:40:07.320
probably end up going buying like the
year, like your card, and just
552
00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:08.840
purchasing a year. I'll just been
like right, fuck it. Yeah,
553
00:40:08.880 --> 00:40:16.360
one time investment here. Yeah,
but it's a bat and you can finally
554
00:40:16.400 --> 00:40:23.159
fucking play forts, which is liked
for Zon sack. Horizon five is phenomenus,
555
00:40:23.239 --> 00:40:29.760
like so dough like I've got a
bunch of different like don't bunch of
556
00:40:29.840 --> 00:40:32.639
her cars, all like tunes,
like specific things, and like it's just
557
00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:37.199
it's fucking awesome with playing a lot
to see if the use a lot of
558
00:40:37.239 --> 00:40:42.360
Halo. Yeah, yeah, when. So I've been actually I've been playing
559
00:40:43.320 --> 00:40:47.239
so over Christmas. I got a
bunch of xbox gift cards pre ordered elden
560
00:40:47.360 --> 00:40:51.760
ring which, as we're recording this, is coming out like tonight, like
561
00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:54.400
yeah, we say, I think
it's like very soon. Yeah, so
562
00:40:54.440 --> 00:40:57.719
I'm going to lose myself in that. I decided to give it a shot
563
00:40:58.559 --> 00:41:02.239
to like really get good bunch.
But in the lead up to it,
564
00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:07.519
I gave cyberpunk another shot. How. Yeah, so I rebought it was
565
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:12.840
like thirty bucks on sale here in
Christmas. I rebought it on Xbox with
566
00:41:13.000 --> 00:41:15.239
some gift cards and I didn't touch
it for a while. And then they've
567
00:41:15.320 --> 00:41:20.480
released the next Gen upgrade. Yeah, xbox series access and PS five.
568
00:41:20.960 --> 00:41:22.559
As I was like a fuck,
I'll try it out now. Um,
569
00:41:22.840 --> 00:41:25.559
I put about fifty hours and I
did beat it. I beat the main
570
00:41:25.599 --> 00:41:30.559
campaign and a lot of side stuff. Yeah, and it's good. I
571
00:41:30.639 --> 00:41:36.920
would give cyberpunk as it sits right
now, like a seven. I mean
572
00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:38.880
it's not so as the thing as
like I think that the story is cool,
573
00:41:39.039 --> 00:41:44.320
the Gameplay is really fun, but
it has is it has a problem
574
00:41:44.400 --> 00:41:52.599
where it's still like Super Glitchy,
has a lot of glitches and like so
575
00:41:52.199 --> 00:41:54.880
it'll just like it'll. I have
to I had to like get really good
576
00:41:54.880 --> 00:42:00.199
about like autos, like manual saving
a bunch because, um it, it'll
577
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:05.280
just crash. Thou crash, see, like I crash your filling anything because
578
00:42:05.320 --> 00:42:08.159
like CD project run like made.
Yeah, you would, and you literally
579
00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:13.239
everyone else. They maybe. They
made one of my favorite games of all
580
00:42:13.360 --> 00:42:17.239
time. Like I have put in
I don't want to think how many hours
581
00:42:17.639 --> 00:42:23.199
into which or three, but it's
probably I will look back if I ever
582
00:42:23.280 --> 00:42:25.679
saw how many hours I put to
do it. I would look back and
583
00:42:25.760 --> 00:42:29.880
just feel like I could have done
so much more of my life. Well,
584
00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:32.079
you know where. You know where. CYBERPUNK, those have a ten
585
00:42:32.119 --> 00:42:37.400
out of ten, though. HMM. In Soundtrack. The soundtrack is this?
586
00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:43.119
I saw this soundtrack is one of
my gotos now for like writing back
587
00:42:43.199 --> 00:42:47.920
guns. Yeah, and not just
for the cyberpunk story. Yeah, also,
588
00:42:47.960 --> 00:42:52.320
I'll kind of do it without spoilers
on detail. I'll detail like two
589
00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:54.440
glitches that happened to me that I
would just like, what the fuck,
590
00:42:55.440 --> 00:43:00.000
on top of the crashes. So
the first one, and that's happened a
591
00:43:00.039 --> 00:43:05.039
couple times, where with fast travel
you have to go to specific points on
592
00:43:05.159 --> 00:43:07.719
the map to use fast travel boxes
to go to different PAT travel points.
593
00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:10.840
Yeah, I never just fast travel
from from where you are. And so
594
00:43:12.760 --> 00:43:15.239
I was at a point like on
the outskirts of the map where there weren't
595
00:43:15.239 --> 00:43:19.880
any nearby. So I had to
drive like like her for about two minutes
596
00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:22.639
to get to the closest box,
used it to go into the city where
597
00:43:22.679 --> 00:43:27.719
I was, and then when it
got unloading, it launched me. It
598
00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:32.079
like loaded me in, like back
where I was, not even where the
599
00:43:32.159 --> 00:43:36.000
box was, back where I was, so to drive again. No,
600
00:43:36.559 --> 00:43:38.960
manually saved it before I use the
box and then I'll say it's fawned.
601
00:43:39.000 --> 00:43:43.280
You wouldn't watched you with the fucking
sky. No, no, I didn't
602
00:43:43.280 --> 00:43:46.840
have any. I didn't have any
of those for like Alman, I should
603
00:43:49.840 --> 00:43:52.280
I did have. I did have
one glitch. I wasn't to talk about
604
00:43:52.280 --> 00:43:53.920
this, so I forgot, but
we reminded me where. I was riding
605
00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:58.599
a motorcycle in the desert and I
was just crashing through cactuses because why not?
606
00:43:59.039 --> 00:44:04.360
Hit a CACTUS and the cactus broke
and then the motorcycle like flipped and
607
00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:06.679
I and I was, I was
on the ground, then I was the
608
00:44:06.719 --> 00:44:12.559
sky and then hit the ground I
died. What the fuck? But the
609
00:44:12.639 --> 00:44:15.039
big the big one that really left
like was and I don't know if this
610
00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:19.360
is a persistent issue where if it's
something that was just unique to me,
611
00:44:20.039 --> 00:44:22.320
but there's a mission at the very
beginning, like pretty close in the beginning
612
00:44:22.360 --> 00:44:25.880
of the game, where you have
to make some decisions about who's gonna live
613
00:44:25.920 --> 00:44:29.480
and hire. You going to handle
situation. Might have to kill somebody,
614
00:44:30.000 --> 00:44:35.280
and I handled it by not killing
the leader of this gang and then helping
615
00:44:35.400 --> 00:44:39.360
and then helping them fight, I
remember. I remember which. Yeah,
616
00:44:39.480 --> 00:44:43.559
and so I left. And then
later on in the game there is a
617
00:44:43.679 --> 00:44:47.559
side mission which what happens in that
side mission is basically determinant on what you
618
00:44:47.719 --> 00:44:52.239
did at to be at that beginning
mission. But it defaulted as if I
619
00:44:52.400 --> 00:44:57.679
killed the leader and the stuff.
So I was like so. So I
620
00:44:57.800 --> 00:45:00.360
walk up and they're just like,
isn't that the the of the bitch that
621
00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:04.679
stole that, that Cleft, that
that robot? I was like, I
622
00:45:04.719 --> 00:45:07.320
didn't Clap Shit, I paid for
that, I helped you, and it
623
00:45:07.480 --> 00:45:12.239
just defaulted to like that decision,
like I started slam, because it's like
624
00:45:12.559 --> 00:45:15.440
that's a track these things. I
think in fucking ten years that game,
625
00:45:15.559 --> 00:45:21.039
like with a release a fuck him
anniversary edition, will finally do truly playable.
626
00:45:21.679 --> 00:45:23.719
But yeah, yeah, what I
there was even I remember when it
627
00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:30.960
first released there was a bug in
the in the PC version. We're like
628
00:45:30.840 --> 00:45:36.079
this save data would just build on
itself until eventually got so big that it
629
00:45:36.199 --> 00:45:38.480
corrupted. So it was almost like
a Meta version of like Oh shit,
630
00:45:38.599 --> 00:45:43.119
the game is kind of doing like
what Johnny silverhands doing. It's my fucking
631
00:45:43.239 --> 00:45:46.320
head. You know where it's.
We're cook. If you played for too
632
00:45:46.440 --> 00:45:50.440
longer, you had to thing of
the same file, it would just break
633
00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:57.559
the game, I think. And
the other thing too, is I fucking
634
00:45:57.639 --> 00:46:01.440
I hate the I use a motorcycle
for basically the entire the entire game to
635
00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:06.159
drive around. I fucking hate oh
the the cars in that game handle hand
636
00:46:06.280 --> 00:46:09.119
garage and and I didn't do any
of them. But there's a there's some
637
00:46:09.199 --> 00:46:15.360
fucking street racing missions. No side
missions. was like no, fucking thank
638
00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:17.440
you. You couldn't pay me.
No, thank well, I member get
639
00:46:17.519 --> 00:46:21.800
those. The big thing that I
got into was like the boxing side missions.
640
00:46:22.360 --> 00:46:25.440
But yeah, give any clear like
indication of like okay, you're done
641
00:46:25.519 --> 00:46:29.079
with this area, go to this
area. It's just like all right,
642
00:46:29.079 --> 00:46:32.639
I'll go whatever. So, like
I went from fucking teaball to Varsity real
643
00:46:32.719 --> 00:46:37.639
fucking quick. So it was like
so so you if you can track,
644
00:46:37.800 --> 00:46:39.360
you can track. How difficult amission
is going to be in the journal where
645
00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:44.400
it'll say this dangers moderate, there's
no danger, there's very high, there's
646
00:46:44.480 --> 00:46:46.159
high, that's actually, that's actually, I notice. That's a really good
647
00:46:46.199 --> 00:46:49.440
indicator. If it ever said moderate, I knew I was going to be
648
00:46:49.480 --> 00:46:52.079
able to breathe. I think that's
cool, but I think they should make
649
00:46:52.079 --> 00:46:53.199
it a little more obvious. And
Oh, I got to open up my
650
00:46:53.360 --> 00:46:58.239
journal, because I remember I went
from I went from fighting a onld where
651
00:46:58.239 --> 00:47:01.800
it's like the two dudes that share
a brain. Yeah, it's actually,
652
00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:05.760
that's actually the easiest one. I
was like that that was pretty easy.
653
00:47:05.840 --> 00:47:07.800
I fucking you know, I have
that. So, like the next one
654
00:47:07.840 --> 00:47:10.599
I go to, there's like a
guy who's like, you know, fucking
655
00:47:10.679 --> 00:47:14.440
bet my car, and I'm like
cool, and so I go there.
656
00:47:14.480 --> 00:47:17.239
Oh, yeah, he's fucking starts
like matrixing around and he fucking wobs me
657
00:47:17.360 --> 00:47:21.760
with one punch. I was like, what the fuck just happened? Yeah,
658
00:47:22.079 --> 00:47:24.280
it's fucking a wild yeah, and
he just like these like over to
659
00:47:24.480 --> 00:47:29.960
it wasn't even like I had to
travel across the city. Yeah, by
660
00:47:30.039 --> 00:47:31.039
the time I ended the by the
time I beat the game, I was
661
00:47:31.199 --> 00:47:36.920
level thirty three I had about fifty
street cred and there's a mission you can
662
00:47:37.000 --> 00:47:39.960
get pretty early after the first like
act, if you really get into the
663
00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:44.199
the meed of it, that you
get pretty early that you can just go
664
00:47:44.360 --> 00:47:49.440
tackle. That'll fuck you up because
it's it's a very high danger and it
665
00:47:49.599 --> 00:47:55.039
stays very high for a long fucking
time and by the time I write,
666
00:47:55.039 --> 00:47:57.599
before I went to go beat the
game, I was like fuck it,
667
00:47:57.639 --> 00:48:00.039
I'll just do it. The danger
had only gone out to high. It
668
00:48:00.679 --> 00:48:04.719
dropped a high at level thirty three
and I still struggle with it. I
669
00:48:04.760 --> 00:48:07.679
was like, why would you?
Why would you scale a mission like this
670
00:48:07.800 --> 00:48:14.880
is but but I think the thing
that's most as appointed to me you can
671
00:48:15.000 --> 00:48:19.679
see the places where there was so
much more that they intended to do that
672
00:48:19.719 --> 00:48:22.320
it didn't oh yeah, like like
there are certain games, I think the
673
00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:27.440
follow Games through this, where you
can get alcohol and it it like reduces
674
00:48:27.800 --> 00:48:30.079
your like combat and your motor skills
will never but increases your Chrism, yeah,
675
00:48:30.119 --> 00:48:36.199
and your chard. So they have
alcohol in the game and you can
676
00:48:36.320 --> 00:48:39.960
drink it but it only reduces your
your stats. It doesn't give you all.
677
00:48:40.000 --> 00:48:44.000
That's fine. You can thanks yeah, so all it's good for us
678
00:48:44.079 --> 00:48:49.079
for selling, for like they even
do hy use that effectively before, like,
679
00:48:49.519 --> 00:48:52.159
once again, not to right the
dead Hoors, like wisher was like
680
00:48:52.800 --> 00:48:55.880
there was a point in collecting alcohol
because, a, it could help you
681
00:48:57.159 --> 00:49:00.639
speak, but also be you could
use it to like refill all of your
682
00:49:00.719 --> 00:49:05.840
like potions and Tocutions. I muted. Yeah, there's nothing like that.
683
00:49:05.960 --> 00:49:08.360
It doesn't give you any buffs of
Chismer speech. It doesn't like. It
684
00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:13.320
doesn't like. You can't gift you
can't gift it to people to improve relationships.
685
00:49:13.400 --> 00:49:16.119
Like there. It's there's so much
in there that you can see that
686
00:49:16.199 --> 00:49:20.199
they that they either meant to do
or wanted to do this. Didn't do
687
00:49:21.119 --> 00:49:23.119
that. Really it because they were
putty. Kept on put they pushed it
688
00:49:23.159 --> 00:49:29.559
back. So much delight that I've
I've just heard so much just negative reviews
689
00:49:29.599 --> 00:49:32.840
of like I don't want to waste
the money on something that. Wait to
690
00:49:32.880 --> 00:49:37.239
tell it come, wait until he's
waiting. What? Wait until it's either
691
00:49:37.360 --> 00:49:39.440
for sale or like on game pass. You said. Yeah, so that's
692
00:49:39.480 --> 00:49:42.840
where I got I got it for
sale, if you can catch it for
693
00:49:42.920 --> 00:49:45.920
like thirty, like twenty thirty,
yeah, or if it comes on game
694
00:49:45.960 --> 00:49:47.679
pass. I definitely think it's worth
it if you're if you're cool for like
695
00:49:47.760 --> 00:49:51.840
manually saving before you do anything like
actually important. I mean it's fine.
696
00:49:51.840 --> 00:49:54.599
The checkpointing is the checkpointing. The
auto safe checkpointing is okay, like it's
697
00:49:54.639 --> 00:49:59.000
not bad, but like it'll set
you back a little bit. You have
698
00:49:59.079 --> 00:50:01.519
to do some conversation stuff over it
can be annoying. Like it's a it's
699
00:50:01.599 --> 00:50:06.320
a solid. Like it's a solid
like seven. I think Max at the
700
00:50:06.360 --> 00:50:08.320
seven. So if you can catch
it for like twenty bucks, yeah,
701
00:50:08.400 --> 00:50:13.360
I'll try. I'll try it.
If it got yourself. Yeah, so
702
00:50:13.599 --> 00:50:15.119
I think, Oh God, we're
really quick. I just want to say
703
00:50:15.159 --> 00:50:19.920
the other game that I'm not going
to talk at length about it because it's
704
00:50:19.960 --> 00:50:22.920
an it's kind of an older story
at this point, but pokemon legends ARCIS
705
00:50:23.519 --> 00:50:28.440
SO LA. Also, I got
the next block. So I'm about it.
706
00:50:28.599 --> 00:50:30.320
Yeah, I don't, which I
don't? I don't. I don't
707
00:50:30.360 --> 00:50:32.760
blame you. I got it somebody. Somebody got it for me as a
708
00:50:32.880 --> 00:50:38.280
gift when it came out and I
fucking freebase that fucking game. It would
709
00:50:38.599 --> 00:50:42.960
it's really, really good. I
know I have that ramp video that I
710
00:50:43.000 --> 00:50:46.559
did about the fucking pokemon shrinking.
It's also fucking stupid and it's so fuckings
711
00:50:46.719 --> 00:50:52.320
what a fuck, what a fucking
top out answer, you know, shrinking
712
00:50:52.360 --> 00:50:55.960
himself. So fuck you selves.
Yeah, but the game, like it
713
00:50:57.079 --> 00:51:01.400
does so many like really cool like
it chained. It fundamentally changes the formula
714
00:51:01.519 --> 00:51:07.440
pokemon in really great ways, to
the point where if most, if not
715
00:51:07.559 --> 00:51:10.119
all, of those changes are not
in the next main series pokemon game,
716
00:51:10.400 --> 00:51:15.199
I'm not getting really. I'm a
diehard pokemon Fan. I have gotten and
717
00:51:15.280 --> 00:51:21.400
played every single mainline pokemon game and
most of the offshoots where I could.
718
00:51:22.119 --> 00:51:25.360
And this, if they don't include
those changes in the next bookmon game,
719
00:51:25.480 --> 00:51:29.519
is probably it's the first time I
will not buy a poke mainline pokemon game
720
00:51:29.679 --> 00:51:32.599
like it's that's it's that the changes
are that good in that serious like.
721
00:51:34.440 --> 00:51:38.840
It's it's enough. Your move,
Reggie. I know Thouser, I know
722
00:51:39.880 --> 00:51:45.880
Doug Bowser. So okay, so
earlier. Yeah, that's Cole, Cole
723
00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:52.960
fucking Cole mentioned money sick. Oh
God. Okay, and I had a
724
00:51:52.079 --> 00:51:54.159
wanted. This is what I want
to talk about because you guys, you
725
00:51:54.280 --> 00:51:59.480
fucking guys. I've never really done
two three that I'm gonna buy first.
726
00:52:00.440 --> 00:52:04.000
Okay, so really quickly, I'm
going to give you I'm going to time
727
00:52:04.079 --> 00:52:07.480
it. Let me pull up my
right timer, because they're talking about the
728
00:52:07.679 --> 00:52:10.800
sex, talking about war hammer,
cold guys acting the war hammer. I'm
729
00:52:10.840 --> 00:52:15.440
going to give you guys a five
uninterrupted minutes to talk about war hammer to
730
00:52:15.519 --> 00:52:20.440
your heart's content and then when I
stop you, that is it. No
731
00:52:20.599 --> 00:52:22.760
more war hammer. So I'm going
to let you go. This isn't about
732
00:52:22.800 --> 00:52:25.639
the lore. This is about the
miniatures, that I'm for sure, and
733
00:52:25.679 --> 00:52:28.599
you can talk about that. You
can talk about the Laura if you want,
734
00:52:28.639 --> 00:52:30.119
but you have five minutes talk about
whatever you want war hammer, starting
735
00:52:31.320 --> 00:52:36.360
now. So the three that I've
decided to get first call are the Kadian
736
00:52:36.400 --> 00:52:39.239
shot troops. Yeah, I don't
know if UMP announce this right, but
737
00:52:39.320 --> 00:52:45.400
the cat of coon jungle fighters.
Yeah, yeah, and mark for spaceman.
738
00:52:45.880 --> 00:52:50.079
Way, which ones the more for
mark for? Yeah, Oh,
739
00:52:50.199 --> 00:52:54.039
yeah, do you know what chapter? I I like the see, I'm
740
00:52:54.400 --> 00:52:58.440
I'm thinking about being a bitch.
You just going ultramarines just to be like
741
00:52:58.559 --> 00:53:00.559
Super Vanilla first. So Lay,
but I get it. I know,
742
00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:04.880
I know. Well, I also
didn't realize going into it. It there
743
00:53:04.920 --> 00:53:08.559
are literally thousands of fucking chapters that
I have to choose. Problem. Well,
744
00:53:08.760 --> 00:53:14.960
there's like if you're letter, what's
there? Look what there's what good
745
00:53:15.000 --> 00:53:17.400
find? What's the what's the fucking
what are the ones that at? The
746
00:53:17.440 --> 00:53:22.880
CLEPTOMANIACS, where they kill everything with
one hand they steal everything that isn't bolted
747
00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:25.719
down the other? Okay, I
did not. I did hear a war,
748
00:53:25.840 --> 00:53:31.960
you said, just glitched out fun
the crust of that time back.
749
00:53:32.679 --> 00:53:37.079
I'll give you fifteen cent. CLEOPT
TO MANIAC ones, the ones like face
750
00:53:37.119 --> 00:53:42.679
horns, yes, space marines that
steal. It sounds like nice water,
751
00:53:42.719 --> 00:53:46.119
right. They also the way the
blood ravens. Oh Yeah, they're fun
752
00:53:49.599 --> 00:53:52.159
plasterally. Yeah, night Lord Cha, awesome. They also don't just steal
753
00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:57.519
everything, they just kill everything in
a very, very horrible, terrible way.
754
00:53:58.639 --> 00:54:00.760
But now I haven't decided champion yet
for that. But yeah, those
755
00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:05.800
are the schools of worse. Those
are the first three. I because like,
756
00:54:06.400 --> 00:54:08.559
like you said, I really like
the idea of like, Hey,
757
00:54:09.800 --> 00:54:15.880
in this universe where everything's awful,
you're a regular human. The gun that's
758
00:54:15.119 --> 00:54:20.559
jowfully referred to as a flashlight.
Yeah, and then I but I also
759
00:54:20.639 --> 00:54:22.079
love the space marine design, so
I want to get some of that.
760
00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:28.719
What's what's hilarious with a flashlight and
it has the like firepower equivalent of like
761
00:54:28.840 --> 00:54:34.599
a fifty cown not out idyo recoil
that he will blow off limbs and shit.
762
00:54:34.679 --> 00:54:36.599
It's like, Oh, yeah,
I know, that's a flashlight,
763
00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:42.199
it's not doing shit. Also,
I just want to say I'm sorry for
764
00:54:42.320 --> 00:54:46.519
getting you into this. Don't be
it's fucking. I like I said out
765
00:54:46.519 --> 00:54:51.079
on our phone call, that one
him too much time fucking. I'm just
766
00:54:51.119 --> 00:54:54.800
surprise that it that it took me
this long to properly get into because the
767
00:54:54.920 --> 00:55:00.400
lord, it's fucking. It's a
metal it's a lot. It's really fucking.
768
00:55:00.760 --> 00:55:02.119
It's good. I dig it.
I dig it a lot of it.
769
00:55:02.480 --> 00:55:06.559
I still I still feel like the
biggest nerves when I was going to
770
00:55:06.599 --> 00:55:10.280
pick up magic cars for channel when
she was like sick, not sick fully
771
00:55:10.360 --> 00:55:16.360
recovering, like. I was like
I'm just gonna stop over in the like,
772
00:55:16.440 --> 00:55:19.800
you know, in the section,
look and see if I can't find
773
00:55:19.920 --> 00:55:22.800
like a new model side. Somebody
like walks from behind me. He's like
774
00:55:23.239 --> 00:55:28.000
Nim Berber texts and without fucking thinking. I was just like abby and beer
775
00:55:28.159 --> 00:55:30.280
or like, why the fuck do
I just say that? Like U in
776
00:55:30.519 --> 00:55:35.960
pubblic? I'm a fucking I am
a fucking nerd. Okay, I think
777
00:55:35.960 --> 00:55:38.480
I'm good. I gotta out.
Yeah, yeah, I yield the rest
778
00:55:38.519 --> 00:55:44.880
of my time. Congratulations. Yeah, actually, actually you had two at
779
00:55:44.960 --> 00:55:52.119
two more minutes. I can so. Well, so kind of it.
780
00:55:52.159 --> 00:55:55.679
I'll shoot this. But before I
get into the war hammer ones, the
781
00:55:55.760 --> 00:56:00.239
first ones is going to buy are
these miniatures from this. Think of black
782
00:56:00.320 --> 00:56:05.719
powder, red or which is that
saw? I saw you posting about that.
783
00:56:06.719 --> 00:56:12.559
Yeah, they're like the Super Tactical
fucking operator. Black powder writ as
784
00:56:12.599 --> 00:56:15.719
a graphic novel series has been when
it's in Split Fifteen. That is like
785
00:56:15.800 --> 00:56:20.000
white, in line with the style
of like deception. It's all hey,
786
00:56:20.719 --> 00:56:23.119
Iraq is destabilized, but we don't
want to send the military, and so
787
00:56:23.239 --> 00:56:28.079
here's a fucking PMC to go work
as advisors and shit like that. So,
788
00:56:29.199 --> 00:56:34.440
yeah, and the miniatures are also. Yeah, so where I where
789
00:56:34.440 --> 00:56:37.440
I live back in Ohio, before
I moved Huber Heights Ohio, there their
790
00:56:37.440 --> 00:56:42.400
shopping center that has it's like one
of those like l shaped like shopping centers
791
00:56:42.440 --> 00:56:45.679
in in that that Crook of the
L. There's a war hammer store there.
792
00:56:45.039 --> 00:56:50.639
It's the only physical work hammer I've
ever seen. That's what we were
793
00:56:50.719 --> 00:56:55.760
Heights Ohio. I've seen one.
It's an Oh god, some noxls and
794
00:56:55.840 --> 00:57:00.280
Turkey Creek, but a little live
it for some very for sure. For
795
00:57:00.440 --> 00:57:02.559
some reason it's say. I have
said that. Then I thought of like
796
00:57:02.679 --> 00:57:07.559
a military l shaped ambush and it's
like a bunch of regular dudes and right
797
00:57:07.679 --> 00:57:13.840
up the crooks is a fucking space
where you like, yeah, it's the
798
00:57:13.880 --> 00:57:16.880
it's a shopping center in Huber Heights
in between Joannes fabric and party city.
799
00:57:17.039 --> 00:57:20.360
So will there you go. You
can pick up your nature, so you
800
00:57:20.400 --> 00:57:22.840
can pick up some fucking yard and
then you can go buy a bucking birthday
801
00:57:23.079 --> 00:57:28.039
band. Yeah, actually did.
I went to a joe as Faber for
802
00:57:28.079 --> 00:57:30.719
the first time in like year.
That's much. That's my that's my errands
803
00:57:30.800 --> 00:57:37.199
to ducan bring it all back.
I went to get so the so that's
804
00:57:37.239 --> 00:57:39.320
something I don't think I've talked about
on the channel yet, but we telson.
805
00:57:39.400 --> 00:57:42.239
I got cats. We got two
kittens, yes, you did,
806
00:57:42.719 --> 00:57:46.719
and they're very huge. That they're
very cute. But when we adopted them,
807
00:57:47.039 --> 00:57:50.639
they came home like they give us
like a couple of the toys they've
808
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been playing with in the shelter and
to look, two of the things in
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00:57:53.920 --> 00:57:59.079
there were like a purple and a
white pipe cleaner like, if you like,
810
00:57:59.119 --> 00:58:02.079
a little craft, like a little
bend you like. Yeah, and
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they fucking love this their aside from
the and the Empty Amazon box that we
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00:58:07.440 --> 00:58:09.079
have in the hallway on our floor. It's there. Those are their favorite
813
00:58:09.079 --> 00:58:13.159
things to play with and they were
getting a really fucking shredded because their cats
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00:58:13.199 --> 00:58:16.199
they do that. And I went
to Joe Ans Fabric, I put down
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00:58:16.239 --> 00:58:20.880
four bucks and got a fucking big
ass packet of high cleaners through the always
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00:58:20.880 --> 00:58:23.039
away. gave him the new ones
and they're fucking a the races. That
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00:58:23.280 --> 00:58:27.679
was that's how, that's how we
taught my cat to fucking use lights,
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00:58:27.679 --> 00:58:31.400
which is because we just put a
could, a fucking a luke in the
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fader hang it on a fucking lights, which the canny jumping for it.
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00:58:37.360 --> 00:58:42.559
I love the idea of exactly have
low you and conditioning like some casts.
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Yeah, nothing about curious either,
just fucking this one. Yeah, just
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00:58:47.920 --> 00:58:53.440
LEA fucking task force fucking mittens over
there. I could turn on my lights
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00:58:53.519 --> 00:59:00.159
and task force piece can turn on
my fucking micro way. It's awesome.
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Initiate task forcement operation to beans is
a go to beat six going dark.
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We got we broke. Say on. There we go, we're back.
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That's to happen at least once an
episode. Good on that. Knowe got
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to with the old one to they're
sam. Yeah, that was a really
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good oh my hurt my hair.
Listen, fucking mess. Anyway, thank
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you so much for joining us.
Episode of the Verse Has Been Pass really
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00:59:42.679 --> 00:59:46.800
appreciate you coming in. Thank you
to Zac. Thinking Cole has always know
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what you can do. You can
do the good. You two things like
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00:59:50.559 --> 00:59:53.360
comment, subscribe, hit that bell
notifications. Youtube can tell you exactly we
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00:59:53.440 --> 00:59:57.119
need the goos come out. You
know what, if you if you want
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00:59:57.199 --> 01:00:05.679
to, if you want to it, look up Sam versus Sam on podcatchers,
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01:00:05.920 --> 01:00:10.519
podcast apps that you might frequent,
because there's an audio version of this
836
01:00:10.639 --> 01:00:14.679
that I put out there specifically for
one person, but if you want to
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01:00:14.920 --> 01:00:16.719
listen to it on a drive you
can also there's another. I thought that
838
01:00:16.880 --> 01:00:22.199
was I thought things like that were
only for me. With fucking with Iheart
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01:00:23.440 --> 01:00:30.079
know a fucking Matt. He drives
postals, drives postal van, which,
840
01:00:30.239 --> 01:00:32.559
if you can imagine, you can, if you can, your friends,
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01:00:34.039 --> 01:00:38.079
each time was posted just like today's. The day is like. No,
842
01:00:38.199 --> 01:00:42.039
he did. He's a he works
for the polstal service, which, man,
843
01:00:42.039 --> 01:00:44.280
if he could talk to your friends
about how they stab my coffee every
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01:00:44.360 --> 01:00:51.119
day. Yeah, for fucking realizing
his motherfucker, since the fucking second of
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01:00:51.239 --> 01:00:55.159
February. Also, one thing we
forgot was cold shit. I'll also got
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01:00:55.239 --> 01:01:01.440
a PALMIS and slats all. That's
right. Yeah, there were enough.
847
01:01:02.119 --> 01:01:07.639
I have wanted a video at least
ten times because the way she says follends
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01:01:07.800 --> 01:01:14.679
and saws is Hilarious to me.
For some reason or wise, you they
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01:01:14.679 --> 01:01:17.760
are a contrary. So it's time
for a pizza ball with every says.
850
01:01:20.119 --> 01:01:22.119
You know, I realize I realized
something too before we go. Sorry,
851
01:01:22.199 --> 01:01:25.159
some like Tom Rads, are like
trying to kill each other outside my window.
852
01:01:27.559 --> 01:01:32.639
Yeah, so cool. I've been
watching, I've been watching, rewatching
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01:01:32.719 --> 01:01:37.039
season one of you for you,
because, yeah, I need to.
854
01:01:37.320 --> 01:01:38.800
I need to, just want to
watch season two with me, so I
855
01:01:38.880 --> 01:01:42.920
need it. It's a trump,
I'll say that much. It is a
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01:01:43.000 --> 01:01:45.639
trip. I realized I was trying
to because whenever's the day I does that
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01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:53.760
like face in the show. It
reminds me of chanels episodes. Like I've
858
01:01:53.840 --> 01:01:59.920
seen you make that exact face so
many, often times cold. Have you
859
01:02:00.000 --> 01:02:02.639
watched seas, the two of the
show yet? Yeah, we've been watching
860
01:02:02.719 --> 01:02:06.880
it. So I don't know if
you got into the episode yet, but
861
01:02:07.239 --> 01:02:12.360
you know the episode where if you
haven't got the call, well, you
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01:02:12.440 --> 01:02:15.199
know where. I guess that.
You know where. I guess this sun
863
01:02:15.320 --> 01:02:21.840
is called bed with another dude or
something like that. Yes, yeah,
864
01:02:22.000 --> 01:02:24.440
the DAD. I'm friends with it. That's James C Burns, the dad
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01:02:24.480 --> 01:02:28.840
of that guy cat. She is
like, wait, wait, what,
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01:02:29.199 --> 01:02:32.079
we're not bounty. One more time. I'm friends with the actors. Place
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01:02:32.199 --> 01:02:37.599
with Dad. Name's Dad. You're
friends with the dude who plays Nate's Dad.
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01:02:39.039 --> 01:02:44.079
Yeah, James Burns giving out that
one. I can hear. I'm
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01:02:44.119 --> 01:02:49.079
with the Free Chanello. That's not
not, not nates dad call. It's
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01:02:49.119 --> 01:02:51.840
a different character. Everything. He
only he was only in one episode.
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01:02:52.159 --> 01:02:55.760
Oh, I don't mind anyway.
What's this is? Besides, this is
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01:02:55.840 --> 01:03:00.719
the the we're done, but comes
subscribe at the notification. Do you do
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01:03:00.800 --> 01:03:07.880
two things and watch another video.
I don't know, but you better hurry
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01:03:07.880 --> 01:03:12.159
the fuck back. I'm going to
miss the clap claub and, as always,
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I would like to remind you have
a great life that thank you very
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much
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see the video version of the series, as well as much more, visit
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see there and, as always,
I want you to remember to have a
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great life. Thank you very much. That brack. I still have that
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snapping. Yeah, I still have
that staff from all those fucking mutated Ray
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Romanto face. I don't think it's
called so. I don't think we had
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met you yet. Cold, but
no, no, this was this was
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back. It was back in the
day. This is like you, you
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and I, we are friendship was
still knew. Also set class ball.
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We were on snapchat and obviously,
like snapchat does, that thing has one
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of those filters. Were like,
if you put a picture of somebody,
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it'll like filter it onto your face. Yeah, yeah, that was so.
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That was back in two thousand and
sixteen. That was you have more
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holes so I found picture of Ray
Romano, a really low quality picture of
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rare Vermont, obviously, and because
that's the only picture of the course,
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as you know. And so I
did the filter and it looked like a
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look fucking monstrous, and so I
was just like, Debra, follow monster,
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Debra, my and so I can
send it. Now. I have
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to fight and send it to you
so you can cut of here. Yeah,
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I have no idea where it I
have it saved on my hard drive
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somewhere. Hello, friends, thank
you for joining me today, and I'm
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glad you did, because I've got
something pretty great for you, and that
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is another episode of the bid cast. I'm here with Colin Zacht Hello,
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and we're here to talk about stuff, stuffing things, things, things,
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like I said, weird. It's
just everything's going crazy. Stuff and things
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and stuff and things and things and
other stuff, stuff and things into things.
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Welcome to the Torre Ducan podcast.
What is what is your ideal?
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Turn Duck in like food? MONSTOSS
be like if you take a thing onto
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a thing and then put into another
thing. First off, let me say,
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having had it's your Ducan, it's
quite good. Yeah, it is
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really gone. I feel like it'd
be hard to like cook all the birds.
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I definitely my stepmother did it and
I ate the after I ate the
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aftermath and it's real good. I
hate the aftermath. What does that sound
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like? Why does that sound weirdly
metal? The aftermath is my favorite,
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like white job album. But my
let's see, ideal to ducan would be.
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I'm waiting on this ideal full Joe
Rogan here. Look, yeah,
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that's a basically, but a but
it's a venison, so like a deer
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fucking just like the chest cavity of
a deer. For Benicon, call it
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with I've no, no, sorry, chest cavity of a bison as the
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exterior. There goes there with Garis
the middle, with deers the middle,
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and then I would go with a
you know what, a bunch of but
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the inside, instead of stuffing,
would just be full with flag rock.
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Oh God, that of the chest
cavity of a deer. Yeah, a
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lot of flag Roy and I called
the I called the but by Beer Grat
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I don't fuck it know, by
Deer Cras, my favorite black metal band,
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by'ven drawn. Now it says Nordic. I even raw by in Canada,
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like they they didn't really there back
in my one thousand nine hundred and
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eighty seven, and it just did
not go well. A lot of a
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lot of satanic they're all bucking comeback, a lot of satanic imagery. It
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just did not go over well.
Yeah, speaking of Satanic Imagery, we
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are sponsored by AUSI lemonade, Sou
Su snapple. I need to do another
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snapple video soon because I am the
legit reason. Okay, so the legit
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reason why I haven't done a snapple
video on a long time is because every
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time I get peach tea snapple,
I drink it too fast before I get
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around to do in the video.
So I was just like, really,
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weren't the peach tea and then I
drink the peach tea, I mean,
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and I don't have any tea for
the video. I was gonna say,
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if anything, you just get like
some regular fucking iced teas, refilled the
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bottle. That's not that's all.
That's why. And A lie. Yeah,
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well, you know what the fucking
they lie to US too. They
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led us at all. They're fucking
marketing. You think those McDonald's fucking ads
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are all real food? It's not. It's fucking mash potatoes for the fucking
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ice cream. It's all fucking a
lie. If you do all those riddles,
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it's not. It's also yeah,
forget about the forget about the commercials,
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in the pictures, the actual food. Now, listen, we can't
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go down that iceberg. It'll turn
into a fucking threehour episode. I just
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okay, here's the thing. Here's
the thing. I do have to talk
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about one thing. God, I
don't know if you guys have been paying
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attention. They currently have a doityourself
and then you have to then you know,
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we've been doing that shit for fucking
ever. Don't call it a cry
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no, no, it's a fucking
Mac orgy or mcgang Bang. Called for
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what it is, you know.
No, no, no, no,
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I don't know. No, I
don't know. But they're advertise it.
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What they're advertising as the crispy double
is not the mcgang chicken chicken nuggets.
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It's a double cheese word with chicken
nugets. They have that, they have
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the rate, they have Mac Gang
Bang and my fucking search baser. Would
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you like to see? So they
have. They have the land are seas
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he supposed to take the three sandwiches. They give you and put them together.
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So the land beef is the big
Mac. Yes, McDonald's wiki.
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Yeah, yeah, there's everything.
Then Gang Bang, also called the Babba
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Booy Burger. That I kind of
love it, though. The BUBBA boos
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are holding. They have the land
aspect, which is the beef, which
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is the big Mac, they have
the sea, which is the filet of
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fish vomiting, and then they have
the air. We No, no,
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Zack, Zac Zack, before we
before can I needed it? The land,
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there sea is a big Mac,
a file of fish for the sea,
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and the air WM chicken. You
know that bird that doesn't actually fly.
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They kind of, they kind of
hover, but they don't really fly
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in the air. So, pizzas
if I walked into McDonald's that order,
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Mc Gang Bang with it, even
though I'm talking about response. Yes,
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they would know. We've talked about
they know everything about they might even kiss
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you on the lips. Yep,
I will say the best, the best
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us, the best like men,
you hack. If you go to McDonald's
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and get a mcdouble, ask for
a mcdouble with Max Sauce and they'll put
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the Maxaus on mcduble. Boom also. So just to just look at back.
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Neither you gave your turn. Ducted
abomination combinations. Oh God, I
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don't even I don't even know.
I think I do abominations, combaminations.
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I think I do it because I
saw a video and I think I do
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a dessert Turduccan who so? So
I take. I take. I'm going
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to start from the inside out.
So I'd have like a core of like
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whoppers, like multi milkballs. HM, okay, that that get wrapped cold
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stone style into some sweet cream ice
cream that gets surrounded by delicious thin there
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the patent candy. When you when
you order the same especially, you also
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get two shots of insolent be free, which is, which is honestly the
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best way to get insulin in this
country, funnily enough, because the American
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healthcare is broken. His Shit.
MMM, the best way they can.
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They hate you. Yep, the
best way to help your diabetes the word
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of the SAMs. That's that's the
trick, right. It's just like you
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don't you're not actually supposed to eat
the SAM special. It's just a secret
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to get you. And Yeah,
it's felt two bucks. It's the entire
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beats underground railroad. It's fucking insulin, but subverting this system. That's were
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this is like. Okay, okay, come in, do that. Okay,
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if you were, if you were
our our deluxe peanut butter and Jelly
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Sandwich, you get a happy pain. It's like a hard wanna plays and
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like Vegas, it's it's the one
place that you can fucking you could still
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were saying to me to blast,
and that's what gets to a Keymo trip.
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Oh God, I miss sing creat
blast. So fucking that me too.
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Keemo, Keemo, trip. He's
saying dreamo drip. Get that same
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dremo drip. Baby. I take
him to room three. Fuck what's what
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about you to cause your NU CON
onstross people? I don't know. I
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feel like I would want mind to
be fully smoked, like it's an all
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day process. So like you're are
there already speaking my language. A pig
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right, like full pig. I'm
thinking, like brisket somehow is in there,
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all right? Are you found me
right? Yeah, maybe, like,
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I don't know, like brought somehow
or another, like underneath. So
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like all that like brisket juice is
getting all over that with like some peppers
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and onions and shit. Yes,
sir, and you just and you just
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let that go for like eight hours, like you start in the morning,
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like right before your does feel,
I feel this sweat and coming. You
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take it off and what? And
what do you order that? It comes
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with the Sun. The only side
item is a desk of corn bread.
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Yeah, Desk. We don't give
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a quantity. It's like, can
I get a place for all special?
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Here's your Cork bread beadle, thanks
to Dolly. All right, out of
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hand shrunk wings. I don't know
where they're gonna go, but some,
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some their nags and some capacity are
going in there. I feel like the
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wing. I feel like the wings
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they should be between the pig and
the brisket. Yeah, probably, I
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could see that way. I like
that. Now the question is, what
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what are we talking for? Wings
and were talking mild are. We talking
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hot for it's spice, it's it's
hot, it's hot, it's hot.
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Lemon pupper. All, okay,
who like the ut too, even like
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you do a lemon tupper wet,
but you're like doing it with like someone
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like hot sauce. Well, that
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Is. Are there any other drive
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Yeah, all over that Bush,
all over. It also comes in there.
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That's what it's called. It's not
called listen, it's not called a
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cool special, it's it's just called
the beast. Yeah, beast. Yeah,
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there's some lemon pepper in there,
there's some Caden rubbin there, there's
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some garlic farm in there, there's
whatever you like. Oh, yeah,
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well, damn now I'm so now
hungry for all these things. It's will
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exist. They could exist if you
simply try. Yeah, a smoker,
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we can do this. Yeah,
what are they enough, smoker, a
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big enough imagination, a big enough
happened. Cold, cold, cold.
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I have like a fucking could dron
out in the middle of the TELLICO river.
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Just we look. We look like
for me, Olchemy, trying to
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make this thing more you guys come
back to Tennessee finding like not like a
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little like middle like walkway on my
harmon complex, and I'm just dating a
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trench and feeling it full of like
hot coals, like branches fade. Anyone
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who comes in to your me like
we just we just pull a please,
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pull a MAC and we're just like
like how are you gonna do this?
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First things first. We've got all
things are possibles. Might that? Ye,
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Valley I. Can we talk about? Cole and I received boxes in
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the mail? Yeah, yeah,
you might have seen the unboxing video on
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the channel. Actually really record and
release that the day we got it.
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That sent to some stuff and we're
going to get to so the key thing
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is a habit in the background here. Cold and I both thought our advanced
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reader coffers wet work. The suquel's
actually actually Chanelle got one as well.
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So Chanelle, yes, she know. So this is a special like free
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release cover and you'll kind of notice, and we'll get to the book itself
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on a second. You kind of
notice on my copy here it will stain.
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It's got will roll some march on
it. Still fucking do that about
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that? I gotta Talk. I
get the box right. So, so
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the book is not the only thing
that was in the box. ZAC has
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been promising us for a while that
he was going to get us some some
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Wahwah holiday one coffee. He was
going to send it to us. He
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did. So, yeah, I
finally did. So there's a couple other
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things in there. I got a
kind of Chili Mac and a can of
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tuna, Espresso pods, I guess, some Espresso pods for a machine,
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like for a machine that I don't
have. And and then I think collition
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of Golison. Know. Yeah,
coal shell. Got Something different. I
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got a bag close I got a
bag of Papa John's garlic sauce on the
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pack of the catchup the garlic.
So so this is going to lead into
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the thing. So the garlic sauce
was inside of a plastic pag and it
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was busted. So the bag was
just leaking garlic sauce. Thankfully it was
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a less that's why I done that's
why I double bagged it, just in
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case that was going to add me. Yeah, yeah, and it sure
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did. But the but the main
event. I open the box up.
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I'm just like the fuck is going
on? I pulled a book out.
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If it's covered in coffee grounds.
Yeah, I mean completely cover. It's
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like, what the Hell is going
on? So I'm like going through and
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point stuff out. The can chilling
mackets covered, tune is covered in coffee.
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Guys. I finally pulled a bag
of coffee out and you'll if you
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go back, if you go back
and watch the video. I put it
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up into the camera and putting the
cliff here because I don't feel like it.
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But on the back of the bag
they were three puncture wounds, like
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stabs. Basically. They're very precise
and like a triangle as a bottom corner
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of the bag. And at first
I was just like this is a prank.
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He's get pranked. And so zack
finally sees the video and I tell
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him about he's like, no,
I didn't do that, that was the
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postal service. So hide I think
they were. I think they're using your
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box to practice the fucking three free
throws or something. Well, with how
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much that comes, how fucked up
the box was, with the fact that
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the coffee was busted, and with
how get bad. Well, so the
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girl is busting. They had to
have opened the box and did it specifically
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because the box had no puncture wounds
in it. The box was a little
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fucked up, but it was just
like probably normal, like like shifting removing
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box dog. Yeah, they opened
the box and they had to go into
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the box to do that because because
it had precise like it was for was
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like like they probably like that'uated work
because they all gotta was in interduce.
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They were like, what the fuck
is going on? Like there's there's like
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troub a wire for a Bob,
like like that's the only thing the world.
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Shittiest Ted Because, say, ski
right here. MMM, well,
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because, well, so, the
wells government agencies are really, really fucking
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Internet. And about coffee. Yeah, yeah, that that as well.
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Yes, but a specifically about they're
very like like anal about coffee. Well,
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you know why? Everything was because
they knew that it wasn't. It
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wasn't some shitty vet bro better an
own better an operating that tastes like shit,
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because their beans aren't even like good. I remember when I was coming
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home from Telco last year, the
coffee that Cole sent us home with.
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I had it in my bag and
they pulled me aside and I was at
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security and I was standing there.
But fuck early, because obviously we were
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coming those out. Why, don't
think you're going to say. How can
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they believe until cool? I was. Yeah, I know we've talked about
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that. Coal Still Hungover what?
He took me to the airport, but
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it was I was sent. I
was staying in line. I never told
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you this call, but like we
were on the like for something. The
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fast track, the clear thing that
I used to bypass, like the big
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line and security was on the other
side of the airport from where you wrong.
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So I had to go through.
I had to go through regular security
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because I don't feel like walking all
the way over with my stuff. And
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after all of that, they pulled
me aside. I'm standing for ten fucking
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minutes while they like like give my
coffee a fucking cross state exam make sure
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it's not whatever they think it is. I don't, I don't understand their
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fixation the good old fucking Tsa.
I was I was gonna say, like
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I know that a lot of times, if you were trying to hide descent
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of something dropping down, coffee is
really good for that because it's kind of
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like hey, it's pretty long.
WHO's gonna smell this? Whatever this is?
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Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. But isn't that not what the
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fucking extreme machines are for? Yeah, well, I mean the can they
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not see through that wiles? He's
trying to smoke a micro chips that are
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shaped like coffee beans. I'm I'm
not saying the substance. You know I'll
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right, but there is a substance
that, under him and under like an
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x Ray, looks similar to coffee
grounds. Yeah, but the once he
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yeah, the ones you gave us
were whole being. Yeah, they were
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whole being will then TSA fucking sucks. I mean they've always saw me stop
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the presses. The TSA sucks in
all their news water still fucking left.
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Oh Shit, cold call coming out
of that hard hitting commentary. Oh at
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the fucking in comfits in the TSA. Oh my God, I do want
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it, though. So one thing, though, that I got pulled aside
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for. That was actually my bad
win. shelse was still working for the
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airline. She was in Portland.
She was stationed in Portland for a little
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bit. Of course she got stationed
back and see all, and I went
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to Portland to I flew at the
Portland to visit her and I had a
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plastic baggy of sour patch kids,
like unlabeled sour patch kids, which,
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if you, if you, if
you're coming from Washington going through security,
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you might consider those gummies are something
better. That's not you're going to ore
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again. I mean I will at
the security doesn't make me, while meanwhile
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I've successfully made it through TSA,
unknowingly with spent ammo rounds and fucking a
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big lighter and a Zippo lighter that
I realize was in my fucking bag.
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The way, the way that they
like clocks. Shit is so weird.
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Well, I would be either,
because he's anything that I would you misconstrued
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for in Washington would be legal right
call. It's the federal government with talking
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about here. The left hand doesn't
talk to the right. Now I'm just,
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I'm just, I'm just trying to
rationalize it. Somehow you can't.
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That's falling. Not Really, is
it? Not only is this the federal
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government, it's also the TSA,
the it's the federal go the loft hand
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and thinks it's the mouse. It's
like where the left and talks to the
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buttle rent to compete. Yes,
a, I would say tsa or below
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like Secretarians. There's like one viewer
of this channel, the worst of the
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TS. It's like cool on,
guys, what the full well that they
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better hold that. They never few
my airport. Dude, I don't want
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to tell you. Yeah, your
agency, your agency should have ceased to
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exist after the Afghan airlift, but
the government doesn't want to give up power.
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So I remember when I worked at
the grocery store years and years ago,
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when I was younger, back to
Ohio, there was a it was
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one of those stores that had a
bank built into the inside, and I
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was really I was I was friend, I was friend, I was like
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chatty with the people to work to
the bank. And then one day I
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was flying out of Dayton and after
one of the guys that work to the
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bank had left and I he was
the tsage. I was like, Oh
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hey, duds, you look what's
up. I also the last three times
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I flew I got full de side
and swapped for gunpowder residue, because it
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turns out that my range bag is
also the perfect size to be a carry
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on bag. Is it fits at
all the other head. So I would
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just fucking that. Fuck it,
yeah, I'll use that. And turns
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out there's a lot of gun powders
just immediately alerts. It wasn't a dog,
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it was it was something you of
that d gunshot resolues cat. They
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run the fucking they run the fucking
Swab over your hands to see if you're
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still on your hands. Yeah,
so, but that all being said,
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so Cole Chanelle and I all got
copy of the advanced reader, copy wet
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work on the sequel to deception,
and I'm very excited to start reading it
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soon. I am going. I'm
actually, as we're recording this, some
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my grandma and my aunt are flying
me out to Arizona this weekend. Nice.
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So that yeah, because I haven't
seen my aunt since I left England's
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because Damn, Holy Shit. Yeah, so then I left England in two
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thousand. I was going to say
it's been a minute that school look any
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signed to see. It's gonna be
sign to see her and see my grandmar
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haven't seen him since covid since before
covid sted. So I'm going to be
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taking this with me to read on
the plane. It's very exciting. I
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not that there's the glossary of terms
that we discussed. is in the back
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of the book, as discussed,
as well as and I did skip to
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the back just to specifically seat really
quickly. Is that? Let me guess,
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is that in the D section?
Yeah, sure is. Yeah,
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that's Delta Force. Okay, just
everything about to help the force everyway that
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in or do you need me to
know? You can fucking leave that outet
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is it there are Black Hawk down
clips and fucking interviews and Shit on Youtube.
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That fucking talk. My if you've
read or seen Black Hawk down,
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indoor zero, dark thirty, you
know everything. Everything and everything that's in
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the s was fucking redacted from any
of my bus it's so fuck it's stupid.
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Yeah, but specifically the thing in
the back, right before the glossary
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of terms, is is this.
Oh my, looking that mean, look
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at that. Mean it's a fun
trilogy. Oh, I'm so. I'm
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excited to read this. Like I
said, deception was was very good and
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excited to be wet work, and
that is that. How what's how's a
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house work on? All in going? Are you really just focused on wet
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work right now? All things done? Hell, yeah, like I wrote
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in October, November of two thousand
and twenty one. Is it nice because
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it was already written it. We
just need to be rewritten now. It's
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yeah, like Perister, I'm so
for right now the main focus is on
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wet work and getting every set for
the Blue State at twenty two. The
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pre orders to the Kendle version should
be open soon. But but then,
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and then after that I got a
start with the audiobook. Well, like
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is hit. How I'm doing them
from now on? Is You doing a
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two tier police system? So the
day of the release they will be kindle
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and paperback and then probably through four
months out from there, will be audible
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and hardback available on the same he's
player. Yes, well, that's also
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the cool thing about this. I'm
probably going to order the paperback Bridsons to
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have it, but advance readers are
hard back, baby, not all.
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Maybe you guys Um. We got
special ones actually which by the cold deeper
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for hard back books or paper back
books. Generally hard duck, just because
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I like to have like if I'm
gonna have a physical copy of something,
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I want to Canna like thirty.
So okay, so you're welcome then,
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because I was talking to Zach where
you were. I don't know where you
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were, but it was just mean
him. He's like do you want a
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hard back top your paper backcopper?
That said hard back because we think,
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what do you think? Cold Lines
of hard back? Yeah, you use
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not a hard back, because I
mean, I all not the only reason
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I haven't bought like a like this. There's this one book that is like
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all three Lord of the rings like
involve together. The only reason having Atal
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is because of some paperback and I'm
I'm going to buy something like that.
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I wanted to be like big and
bound and like. You know that.
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I feel like that would be like
that should be like a really well actually
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get hard back. Well, actually. So what's funny about that is probably
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like a year or two after all
wins release, I plan on doing a
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limited run like maybe five hundred two
pieces total hardback compendium of deception that work
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at all in as one a cool
one book with Um and I'm and I
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want to get the I want to
get the art work done by Pery Fire
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Art Code, the Guy who I
order all my military prints from. Oh
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yeah, I'm playing behind me.
They're on the other side of that wall.
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So I could be like Alex from
deception, Morgan from wet work and
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Viney from all in or something like
that, and that would cover and you
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know that's a limited run, five
hundred pieces, all signed and number of
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things like that. Hell Yeah,
well, yeah, that's cool. That's
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a really cool idea here. I'll
talk more in detail about later, but
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I think I'm ready to actually like
announce a thing, which is I'm writing
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a book. I'm writing a book. Yeah, he's yes, yes,
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was really exciting. I would I
really fucking good, like I've been.
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It's been years since I read anything
in that sort of what would you say?
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It's like a sci fi fantasy.
It's like it's like it's like sithe.
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Yeah, SCI FI fantasy. Yeah, it's like a it's like it's
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like sci fi meets high fantasy and
with a little bit of like espion arstill,
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the last, the last time I
read some port that would have been
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like the ten. You're gone such
order. This Collins Sam's book is really,
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really fucking good. Yeah, like
I'm Jones in for the next fucking
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ten chap well, yeah, so, I so it's, Betty. Great
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about your books. is like I
will occasionally like get back on my pc
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to actually write shit for like my
dd world, like dumb and roll building,
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which is very heavy mage punk,
and so I'm like Shit, like
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I can immediately just flip the switch
back in a DD like when I'm like
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actually looking over the sun. You
said to me, Oh, that's awesome,
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esn't like yeah, no, very
close. Yeah, so viewers by
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SAM's book when it comes out,
because you're not going to regret it.
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It's fucking I obviously I will obviously
be talking about it more as time goes
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on. I would ask the man
I'm about. I would say maybe fifty
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to sixty percent in a way done
with it at this point and I gave
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Zach and Cole kind of like the
ongoing like copies with them a couple of
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my first draft when whenever. So
I basically I've been breaking them into like
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ten chapters each and that's that because
my nightly reading what I have. Yeah,
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so, he's so, so Zack. I don't know how much coals
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has read that. I'm not a
chance three the time. I've been a
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little busy. Yeah, it's a
stuff going on. Yeah, the most
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were the most recent chapter I read
was the one that you sat in the
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last weekend when you were asking my
my thoughts on the pace and all that,
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which I thought, yeah, yeah, which I like. That's a
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constant worry, worry for me.
Is it like in my pacing? This
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right? Are The events happening too
quickly? Is this like things, like
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things about angle? So that's really
why I wanted to be Rad yeah,
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get like the back pacing and stuff
like that, and then obviously, like
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grammar and anyone get come through as
a as a get back care it.
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But yeah, I'm, I'm.
It's called unyielding. Like I said,
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it's like a sci Fi fantasy,
like espionis style book, but it's really
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good, real good. Yeah,
looks like it's like a rebellions or it's,
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you know, I'm it's I'm very
I had a had it like a
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literally, it came to me in
a dream. I feel like that's like
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cheesy to say, but it really
did. I had like it's not because
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it's awesome. Yeah, I had
a dream about of concept and I started
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working on it and I came up
with it like at the end of two
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thousand and twenty, and then I
kind of started writing down like be killed
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about it, and then I started
like totally, no, no, it
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is you. You were already working
on the original'm out of it well before
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two thousand and twenty, because I
remember I was playing, I was playing
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a mission in the model wilfare to
remaster while listening to the sample, because
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the original first chapter. I remember
I'm really stening to stuff and reading stuff
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that you send me back in my
old apartment, like when I was still
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in like lockdown. Yeah, because
I maybe. Okay, I don't remember.
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I don't remember the timeline because I
remember I remember like Ober, two
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thousand and twenty was like one,
or maybe it was two thousand and nineteen
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occo between it. I don't remember. It was enough. It was an
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October. Yeah, pretty sure it
was twenty is it might have been busts
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us. Yeah, because I remember
when you first came to us about it
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with like because originally you had had
a planed as an audio seas. Yeah,
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I like at like a podcast dram
but then I wanted to turn into
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like a actual book. Well,
that's the beauty of it is like you
419
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could still go back later and turn
it into audio trolls being well. So,
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well, that's one of the things
that I want to do. Is
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like, Zach, because you have
one of your ideas with it was occupant
422
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right, where you wanted to Yep, it was one. It was.
423
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Yeah, it was ACCA, where
you wanted to like do the narration but
424
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then have the line to be read
by the people that are yeah, so
425
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acters our based on. Yeah,
so kind of like how to do an
426
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audiobook. had a cast and then
there was a and then there was a
427
00:31:03.799 --> 00:31:07.200
central narrator. That's how I want
to do yeah, you would read the
428
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lines of Sam. You know,
I'd Probably Bring Colin to read someone else
429
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because I didn't like the cold character
because I've work before, I knew him,
430
00:31:17.720 --> 00:31:19.079
things like that. Don't worry,
call I'm making up for that in
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my cyberpunk meltball hi, which he
said. If I need to read those
432
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chapters that you sentis send me a
reason. But yeah, and I think
433
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one of my favorite things there are
two characters in there that I named,
434
00:31:32.559 --> 00:31:37.599
but they're named after Zack and Cole, who I established as friends who pretend
435
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like the hate him. The interactions
are exceptionally well then, so very accurate.
436
00:31:48.599 --> 00:31:52.319
So that she's a pretty about that
accurate. It's accurate. But I'm
437
00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:56.680
excited. I I've got, like
I've got a lot of the basically I've
438
00:31:56.759 --> 00:32:00.200
got up to like the end game
of the book plotted out and then I
439
00:32:00.279 --> 00:32:02.039
have the vague tells what I wanted
the very end of the what to happen.
440
00:32:04.079 --> 00:32:06.880
And then, once I'm dealt with
what I'm doing now, all all
441
00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:09.839
start that process. But I've got
a lot of Sam stuff common Sam and
442
00:32:09.920 --> 00:32:14.440
I have plans to do a very
lighter centric episode hopefully we could break cold
443
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into because I know he's been.
Yeah, he's has some shorter stories that
444
00:32:16.599 --> 00:32:20.000
he's worked on. Yeah, that's
to even shorter stories. But like,
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I think, I think, I
think I'd be cool to hear like more
446
00:32:22.519 --> 00:32:28.640
about like the the the DM process, because that's another why didn't even think
447
00:32:28.680 --> 00:32:32.119
of that rider heavy, story,
heavy, like creative heavy. Just just
448
00:32:32.240 --> 00:32:39.519
so you guys know, the reason. I know a lot comes. I
449
00:32:39.640 --> 00:32:44.480
went out and bought a fucking black
turtle neck just for that episode. Oh
450
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yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, and also going back to
451
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going back to I think it was
I think that was late two thowey as
452
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well, when you wrote that one
short story a pole. Yeah, when
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follow it, yeah, yeah,
yeah, and yeah, when you run
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and then it's really good and then
it's cool too, because then we discuss
455
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different produce a story, like in
different methods of you choose and all that.
456
00:33:12.240 --> 00:33:15.400
But that's for another episode. Yeah, we'll get we'll get there.
457
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Will do a separate thing about that
eventually. But yeah, so I figure,
458
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you know, it's been it's been
long enough. I've been writing it
459
00:33:22.079 --> 00:33:23.759
for long enough of this. I
didn't want to talk about it initially because
460
00:33:25.119 --> 00:33:30.359
because I wasn't sure, like I
saw. I have a history when I
461
00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:34.599
write stuff of just like writing it
and then dropping it because I just like
462
00:33:35.480 --> 00:33:37.599
I either don't have enough ideas or
I lose my inspiration for it or whatever.
463
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And before I said anything, I
wanted to like make sure that I
464
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was really invested into finishing the project, and I am, and so I
465
00:33:45.960 --> 00:33:49.599
feel like I'm okay, actually,
you know. So, yeah, so
466
00:33:49.720 --> 00:33:51.839
that's I mean, I've been all
my breath for you to mention it for
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00:33:51.920 --> 00:33:53.200
over a year now. So,
yeah, I know he's been waiting.
468
00:33:53.319 --> 00:33:57.759
He's been waiting actually. So it's
not in the background right now, but
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if you go back, like in
a lot most of my videos over the
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last year, like two thousand and
twenty one, I should say, if
471
00:34:05.559 --> 00:34:09.480
you look in the background, there
have been these pictures of like drawings of
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00:34:09.599 --> 00:34:16.199
people, like like like bust style
images. So Teo Alex Art shot out
473
00:34:16.280 --> 00:34:23.199
out. Yeah, jous, I
went back mostly for me because that's one
474
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of the things. So the characters
in the book, I don't do a
475
00:34:25.400 --> 00:34:30.159
lot of like physical description of them
is unless it's like important to the lot,
476
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because I want some of my favorite
stories, the author kind of leaves
477
00:34:36.519 --> 00:34:39.639
it vague so that your can kind
of come up with their own like vision
478
00:34:39.719 --> 00:34:44.119
for it and place them maybe in
place themselves in the characters as well,
479
00:34:45.960 --> 00:34:46.960
and I really like that. A
lot of my favorite stories do that.
480
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So I did that in the book, but for my inspiration what I think
481
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they look like. I was like
Hey, can you, can you like
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draw these based on these descriptions,
and said yeah, and so the the
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major players in the book, nine
of them, the nine characters that are
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like I would say are the main
characters. He drew a bus porks of
485
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all of them and I put them
in the frame, pron them, put
486
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them in the frame and then so
that's been in the background of a lot
487
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of my videos, if you little
instrum what I think they look like.
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And then the other image has been
like this small like drawing of the city
489
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that I like, a rough drawing
in the city that I drew to kind
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of give myself like a visual like
how things laid out and stuff like.
491
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That's so, yeah, so that's
coming along and then I'm during the process.
492
00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:43.679
Oh yeah, cold on, nextbox. Yeah, call that next boat
493
00:35:43.920 --> 00:35:49.599
that has ever has that for a
segue? fucking, fucking whiplash, but
494
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before we talk about the Xbox,
I kind of a word from our sponsors.
495
00:35:53.679 --> 00:35:58.599
Well, Christy pop for another juice
monster, because I'm so fucking tired.
496
00:36:00.800 --> 00:36:04.800
So yeah, cool, talk about
your your your xbox experience. It's
497
00:36:04.800 --> 00:36:07.519
when you despond. WHO. How
did you get that? How did you?
498
00:36:07.599 --> 00:36:10.079
How did you get that? What? Who? What was the what
499
00:36:10.239 --> 00:36:14.440
was the advisory process for getting the
XBOX? Tell me, could you pay?
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00:36:14.519 --> 00:36:16.760
No, paint a word picture for
me. Called my word. Very,
501
00:36:17.760 --> 00:36:22.280
very, very kind, sweet,
lovely, beautiful, funny, hilarious
502
00:36:22.320 --> 00:36:30.599
girlfriends. Channel the Chanel best friend, SAM, husband and recover for like,
503
00:36:32.079 --> 00:36:37.519
yes, two weeks now, from
a procedure, and it's been two
504
00:36:37.559 --> 00:36:44.639
weeks already. Hold Shit. Yeah, and so has been hang around the
505
00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:51.320
crib for all most of that time, and I say it with for a
506
00:36:51.440 --> 00:36:55.119
week just to like, Hey,
help out and hang out, and then
507
00:36:55.159 --> 00:37:00.400
had to go back to work that
next week and apparently at some point in
508
00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:06.440
that time she got a hold of
Sam, my beautiful, awesome, sweet,
509
00:37:06.599 --> 00:37:12.159
amazing, funny, Hilarious, just
all around Mensh of a dude,
510
00:37:12.400 --> 00:37:17.159
best friend, and pulled him on
what kind of Xbox to get me,
511
00:37:17.920 --> 00:37:22.559
because she does. I've been looking
for one for a minute. Sam advised
512
00:37:22.599 --> 00:37:28.760
I want to get and then she
got one of my one of my best
513
00:37:28.800 --> 00:37:31.559
friends who lives here at our complex, to run out and get it.
514
00:37:31.760 --> 00:37:36.480
So I came home and I was
like, Hey, I have to go
515
00:37:36.599 --> 00:37:38.079
do x, Y Z. Just
want to make sure that you're okay.
516
00:37:39.719 --> 00:37:43.320
Can I help you with anything before
I go do this thing? And she's
517
00:37:43.400 --> 00:37:45.880
like yeah, can you? There's
a bag in the closet. Can you
518
00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:49.159
grab it for me? I was
like yes, what is it like?
519
00:37:49.239 --> 00:37:51.639
It's like a Lulu bag. I'm
like, got it. I went to
520
00:37:51.679 --> 00:37:52.719
the close and I grab and she's
like that's for you. I was like,
521
00:37:53.519 --> 00:37:57.840
I'm sorry, what she like,
that's yours and my cool, and
522
00:37:57.960 --> 00:38:01.119
so I start fucking around with it
being a deckhead and I'm like, Oh,
523
00:38:01.239 --> 00:38:05.400
it's you, you are. I
was like feel some stantual you give
524
00:38:05.440 --> 00:38:09.239
me like some more hammershit, because
that's become a fucking money up for your
525
00:38:09.280 --> 00:38:13.239
boy. Yeah, how do we
like? I as and I was gonna
526
00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:16.960
give you okay confinish the story,
and so we'll talk about that after blowing
527
00:38:17.079 --> 00:38:25.320
behold there's a brand new xbox and
I fully cried and was just floored by
528
00:38:27.079 --> 00:38:30.519
some overwhelming kindness from some of my
favorite fucking people in the entire world.
529
00:38:31.639 --> 00:38:35.960
Yeah, I know, alien spired
team elite with us. Oh, yes,
530
00:38:36.079 --> 00:38:37.119
we say that. We play a
little bit of that earlier. That
531
00:38:37.280 --> 00:38:42.079
was fun. Yeah, so,
so cold. So, legitimately the process
532
00:38:42.320 --> 00:38:47.239
was I get a text from Chanelle
on February thirteen, yeah, mid afternoon,
533
00:38:49.280 --> 00:38:52.159
and I we talked about it.
And then you have the XBOX teppywork.
534
00:38:52.599 --> 00:38:54.559
Yeah, I know. She is
a very quick plus, she'd like
535
00:38:54.679 --> 00:38:57.639
does these kind of things, like
she's such her minded something. She's like,
536
00:38:57.760 --> 00:39:00.519
Yep, got it, doing it
now him, and that's because she
537
00:39:00.599 --> 00:39:04.400
knows a lot of that bass.
I well, she is a Badass,
538
00:39:04.440 --> 00:39:07.559
but also she has like not a
lot of other stuff to do. Yeah,
539
00:39:07.880 --> 00:39:10.280
time as well, because she could
focus in her whole attention on this.
540
00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:15.000
Really cool because, like, I
have some friends who work in the
541
00:39:15.039 --> 00:39:21.760
industry. One's a Distro, one
runs the bar, and they both also
542
00:39:22.119 --> 00:39:25.840
have xboxes, like really nice gaming
pieces, and so we've been able to
543
00:39:25.920 --> 00:39:30.559
like plagues a lot of like those
games are like cross platform, so I've
544
00:39:30.679 --> 00:39:37.599
been able to play online games for
like the first time since college, I
545
00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:40.840
want to say. So it's been
really, really cool. We got you
546
00:39:40.880 --> 00:39:45.159
that. So you got three months
of three months of game pass ultimate.
547
00:39:45.320 --> 00:39:47.840
Yeah, paid, but like a
like after that's over, it's like with
548
00:39:49.039 --> 00:39:52.519
tax is like sixteen dollars a month. Yeah, it's fucking were probably what
549
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:57.360
I'll probably end them doing, because
I paid the one dollar to get a
550
00:39:57.519 --> 00:40:01.519
month of it and then I'll tack
on that three month Promo and then I'll
551
00:40:01.559 --> 00:40:07.320
probably end up going buying like the
year, like your card, and just
552
00:40:07.440 --> 00:40:08.840
purchasing a year. I'll just been
like right, fuck it. Yeah,
553
00:40:08.880 --> 00:40:16.360
one time investment here. Yeah,
but it's a bat and you can finally
554
00:40:16.400 --> 00:40:23.159
fucking play forts, which is liked
for Zon sack. Horizon five is phenomenus,
555
00:40:23.239 --> 00:40:29.760
like so dough like I've got a
bunch of different like don't bunch of
556
00:40:29.840 --> 00:40:32.639
her cars, all like tunes,
like specific things, and like it's just
557
00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:37.199
it's fucking awesome with playing a lot
to see if the use a lot of
558
00:40:37.239 --> 00:40:42.360
Halo. Yeah, yeah, when. So I've been actually I've been playing
559
00:40:43.320 --> 00:40:47.239
so over Christmas. I got a
bunch of xbox gift cards pre ordered elden
560
00:40:47.360 --> 00:40:51.760
ring which, as we're recording this, is coming out like tonight, like
561
00:40:52.000 --> 00:40:54.400
yeah, we say, I think
it's like very soon. Yeah, so
562
00:40:54.440 --> 00:40:57.719
I'm going to lose myself in that. I decided to give it a shot
563
00:40:58.559 --> 00:41:02.239
to like really get good bunch.
But in the lead up to it,
564
00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:07.519
I gave cyberpunk another shot. How. Yeah, so I rebought it was
565
00:41:07.599 --> 00:41:12.840
like thirty bucks on sale here in
Christmas. I rebought it on Xbox with
566
00:41:13.000 --> 00:41:15.239
some gift cards and I didn't touch
it for a while. And then they've
567
00:41:15.320 --> 00:41:20.480
released the next Gen upgrade. Yeah, xbox series access and PS five.
568
00:41:20.960 --> 00:41:22.559
As I was like a fuck,
I'll try it out now. Um,
569
00:41:22.840 --> 00:41:25.559
I put about fifty hours and I
did beat it. I beat the main
570
00:41:25.599 --> 00:41:30.559
campaign and a lot of side stuff. Yeah, and it's good. I
571
00:41:30.639 --> 00:41:36.920
would give cyberpunk as it sits right
now, like a seven. I mean
572
00:41:37.039 --> 00:41:38.880
it's not so as the thing as
like I think that the story is cool,
573
00:41:39.039 --> 00:41:44.320
the Gameplay is really fun, but
it has is it has a problem
574
00:41:44.400 --> 00:41:52.599
where it's still like Super Glitchy,
has a lot of glitches and like so
575
00:41:52.199 --> 00:41:54.880
it'll just like it'll. I have
to I had to like get really good
576
00:41:54.880 --> 00:42:00.199
about like autos, like manual saving
a bunch because, um it, it'll
577
00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:05.280
just crash. Thou crash, see, like I crash your filling anything because
578
00:42:05.320 --> 00:42:08.159
like CD project run like made.
Yeah, you would, and you literally
579
00:42:08.239 --> 00:42:13.239
everyone else. They maybe. They
made one of my favorite games of all
580
00:42:13.360 --> 00:42:17.239
time. Like I have put in
I don't want to think how many hours
581
00:42:17.639 --> 00:42:23.199
into which or three, but it's
probably I will look back if I ever
582
00:42:23.280 --> 00:42:25.679
saw how many hours I put to
do it. I would look back and
583
00:42:25.760 --> 00:42:29.880
just feel like I could have done
so much more of my life. Well,
584
00:42:30.519 --> 00:42:32.079
you know where. You know where. CYBERPUNK, those have a ten
585
00:42:32.119 --> 00:42:37.400
out of ten, though. HMM. In Soundtrack. The soundtrack is this?
586
00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:43.119
I saw this soundtrack is one of
my gotos now for like writing back
587
00:42:43.199 --> 00:42:47.920
guns. Yeah, and not just
for the cyberpunk story. Yeah, also,
588
00:42:47.960 --> 00:42:52.320
I'll kind of do it without spoilers
on detail. I'll detail like two
589
00:42:52.800 --> 00:42:54.440
glitches that happened to me that I
would just like, what the fuck,
590
00:42:55.440 --> 00:43:00.000
on top of the crashes. So
the first one, and that's happened a
591
00:43:00.039 --> 00:43:05.039
couple times, where with fast travel
you have to go to specific points on
592
00:43:05.159 --> 00:43:07.719
the map to use fast travel boxes
to go to different PAT travel points.
593
00:43:07.840 --> 00:43:10.840
Yeah, I never just fast travel
from from where you are. And so
594
00:43:12.760 --> 00:43:15.239
I was at a point like on
the outskirts of the map where there weren't
595
00:43:15.239 --> 00:43:19.880
any nearby. So I had to
drive like like her for about two minutes
596
00:43:19.920 --> 00:43:22.639
to get to the closest box,
used it to go into the city where
597
00:43:22.679 --> 00:43:27.719
I was, and then when it
got unloading, it launched me. It
598
00:43:27.880 --> 00:43:32.079
like loaded me in, like back
where I was, not even where the
599
00:43:32.159 --> 00:43:36.000
box was, back where I was, so to drive again. No,
600
00:43:36.559 --> 00:43:38.960
manually saved it before I use the
box and then I'll say it's fawned.
601
00:43:39.000 --> 00:43:43.280
You wouldn't watched you with the fucking
sky. No, no, I didn't
602
00:43:43.280 --> 00:43:46.840
have any. I didn't have any
of those for like Alman, I should
603
00:43:49.840 --> 00:43:52.280
I did have. I did have
one glitch. I wasn't to talk about
604
00:43:52.280 --> 00:43:53.920
this, so I forgot, but
we reminded me where. I was riding
605
00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:58.599
a motorcycle in the desert and I
was just crashing through cactuses because why not?
606
00:43:59.039 --> 00:44:04.360
Hit a CACTUS and the cactus broke
and then the motorcycle like flipped and
607
00:44:04.480 --> 00:44:06.679
I and I was, I was
on the ground, then I was the
608
00:44:06.719 --> 00:44:12.559
sky and then hit the ground I
died. What the fuck? But the
609
00:44:12.639 --> 00:44:15.039
big the big one that really left
like was and I don't know if this
610
00:44:15.199 --> 00:44:19.360
is a persistent issue where if it's
something that was just unique to me,
611
00:44:20.039 --> 00:44:22.320
but there's a mission at the very
beginning, like pretty close in the beginning
612
00:44:22.360 --> 00:44:25.880
of the game, where you have
to make some decisions about who's gonna live
613
00:44:25.920 --> 00:44:29.480
and hire. You going to handle
situation. Might have to kill somebody,
614
00:44:30.000 --> 00:44:35.280
and I handled it by not killing
the leader of this gang and then helping
615
00:44:35.400 --> 00:44:39.360
and then helping them fight, I
remember. I remember which. Yeah,
616
00:44:39.480 --> 00:44:43.559
and so I left. And then
later on in the game there is a
617
00:44:43.679 --> 00:44:47.559
side mission which what happens in that
side mission is basically determinant on what you
618
00:44:47.719 --> 00:44:52.239
did at to be at that beginning
mission. But it defaulted as if I
619
00:44:52.400 --> 00:44:57.679
killed the leader and the stuff.
So I was like so. So I
620
00:44:57.800 --> 00:45:00.360
walk up and they're just like,
isn't that the the of the bitch that
621
00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:04.679
stole that, that Cleft, that
that robot? I was like, I
622
00:45:04.719 --> 00:45:07.320
didn't Clap Shit, I paid for
that, I helped you, and it
623
00:45:07.480 --> 00:45:12.239
just defaulted to like that decision,
like I started slam, because it's like
624
00:45:12.559 --> 00:45:15.440
that's a track these things. I
think in fucking ten years that game,
625
00:45:15.559 --> 00:45:21.039
like with a release a fuck him
anniversary edition, will finally do truly playable.
626
00:45:21.679 --> 00:45:23.719
But yeah, yeah, what I
there was even I remember when it
627
00:45:23.800 --> 00:45:30.960
first released there was a bug in
the in the PC version. We're like
628
00:45:30.840 --> 00:45:36.079
this save data would just build on
itself until eventually got so big that it
629
00:45:36.199 --> 00:45:38.480
corrupted. So it was almost like
a Meta version of like Oh shit,
630
00:45:38.599 --> 00:45:43.119
the game is kind of doing like
what Johnny silverhands doing. It's my fucking
631
00:45:43.239 --> 00:45:46.320
head. You know where it's.
We're cook. If you played for too
632
00:45:46.440 --> 00:45:50.440
longer, you had to thing of
the same file, it would just break
633
00:45:50.559 --> 00:45:57.559
the game, I think. And
the other thing too, is I fucking
634
00:45:57.639 --> 00:46:01.440
I hate the I use a motorcycle
for basically the entire the entire game to
635
00:46:01.519 --> 00:46:06.159
drive around. I fucking hate oh
the the cars in that game handle hand
636
00:46:06.280 --> 00:46:09.119
garage and and I didn't do any
of them. But there's a there's some
637
00:46:09.199 --> 00:46:15.360
fucking street racing missions. No side
missions. was like no, fucking thank
638
00:46:15.400 --> 00:46:17.440
you. You couldn't pay me.
No, thank well, I member get
639
00:46:17.519 --> 00:46:21.800
those. The big thing that I
got into was like the boxing side missions.
640
00:46:22.360 --> 00:46:25.440
But yeah, give any clear like
indication of like okay, you're done
641
00:46:25.519 --> 00:46:29.079
with this area, go to this
area. It's just like all right,
642
00:46:29.079 --> 00:46:32.639
I'll go whatever. So, like
I went from fucking teaball to Varsity real
643
00:46:32.719 --> 00:46:37.639
fucking quick. So it was like
so so you if you can track,
644
00:46:37.800 --> 00:46:39.360
you can track. How difficult amission
is going to be in the journal where
645
00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:44.400
it'll say this dangers moderate, there's
no danger, there's very high, there's
646
00:46:44.480 --> 00:46:46.159
high, that's actually, that's actually, I notice. That's a really good
647
00:46:46.199 --> 00:46:49.440
indicator. If it ever said moderate, I knew I was going to be
648
00:46:49.480 --> 00:46:52.079
able to breathe. I think that's
cool, but I think they should make
649
00:46:52.079 --> 00:46:53.199
it a little more obvious. And
Oh, I got to open up my
650
00:46:53.360 --> 00:46:58.239
journal, because I remember I went
from I went from fighting a onld where
651
00:46:58.239 --> 00:47:01.800
it's like the two dudes that share
a brain. Yeah, it's actually,
652
00:47:01.920 --> 00:47:05.760
that's actually the easiest one. I
was like that that was pretty easy.
653
00:47:05.840 --> 00:47:07.800
I fucking you know, I have
that. So, like the next one
654
00:47:07.840 --> 00:47:10.599
I go to, there's like a
guy who's like, you know, fucking
655
00:47:10.679 --> 00:47:14.440
bet my car, and I'm like
cool, and so I go there.
656
00:47:14.480 --> 00:47:17.239
Oh, yeah, he's fucking starts
like matrixing around and he fucking wobs me
657
00:47:17.360 --> 00:47:21.760
with one punch. I was like, what the fuck just happened? Yeah,
658
00:47:22.079 --> 00:47:24.280
it's fucking a wild yeah, and
he just like these like over to
659
00:47:24.480 --> 00:47:29.960
it wasn't even like I had to
travel across the city. Yeah, by
660
00:47:30.039 --> 00:47:31.039
the time I ended the by the
time I beat the game, I was
661
00:47:31.199 --> 00:47:36.920
level thirty three I had about fifty
street cred and there's a mission you can
662
00:47:37.000 --> 00:47:39.960
get pretty early after the first like
act, if you really get into the
663
00:47:40.119 --> 00:47:44.199
the meed of it, that you
get pretty early that you can just go
664
00:47:44.360 --> 00:47:49.440
tackle. That'll fuck you up because
it's it's a very high danger and it
665
00:47:49.599 --> 00:47:55.039
stays very high for a long fucking
time and by the time I write,
666
00:47:55.039 --> 00:47:57.599
before I went to go beat the
game, I was like fuck it,
667
00:47:57.639 --> 00:48:00.039
I'll just do it. The danger
had only gone out to high. It
668
00:48:00.679 --> 00:48:04.719
dropped a high at level thirty three
and I still struggle with it. I
669
00:48:04.760 --> 00:48:07.679
was like, why would you?
Why would you scale a mission like this
670
00:48:07.800 --> 00:48:14.880
is but but I think the thing
that's most as appointed to me you can
671
00:48:15.000 --> 00:48:19.679
see the places where there was so
much more that they intended to do that
672
00:48:19.719 --> 00:48:22.320
it didn't oh yeah, like like
there are certain games, I think the
673
00:48:22.360 --> 00:48:27.440
follow Games through this, where you
can get alcohol and it it like reduces
674
00:48:27.800 --> 00:48:30.079
your like combat and your motor skills
will never but increases your Chrism, yeah,
675
00:48:30.119 --> 00:48:36.199
and your chard. So they have
alcohol in the game and you can
676
00:48:36.320 --> 00:48:39.960
drink it but it only reduces your
your stats. It doesn't give you all.
677
00:48:40.000 --> 00:48:44.000
That's fine. You can thanks yeah, so all it's good for us
678
00:48:44.079 --> 00:48:49.079
for selling, for like they even
do hy use that effectively before, like,
679
00:48:49.519 --> 00:48:52.159
once again, not to right the
dead Hoors, like wisher was like
680
00:48:52.800 --> 00:48:55.880
there was a point in collecting alcohol
because, a, it could help you
681
00:48:57.159 --> 00:49:00.639
speak, but also be you could
use it to like refill all of your
682
00:49:00.719 --> 00:49:05.840
like potions and Tocutions. I muted. Yeah, there's nothing like that.
683
00:49:05.960 --> 00:49:08.360
It doesn't give you any buffs of
Chismer speech. It doesn't like. It
684
00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:13.320
doesn't like. You can't gift you
can't gift it to people to improve relationships.
685
00:49:13.400 --> 00:49:16.119
Like there. It's there's so much
in there that you can see that
686
00:49:16.199 --> 00:49:20.199
they that they either meant to do
or wanted to do this. Didn't do
687
00:49:21.119 --> 00:49:23.119
that. Really it because they were
putty. Kept on put they pushed it
688
00:49:23.159 --> 00:49:29.559
back. So much delight that I've
I've just heard so much just negative reviews
689
00:49:29.599 --> 00:49:32.840
of like I don't want to waste
the money on something that. Wait to
690
00:49:32.880 --> 00:49:37.239
tell it come, wait until he's
waiting. What? Wait until it's either
691
00:49:37.360 --> 00:49:39.440
for sale or like on game pass. You said. Yeah, so that's
692
00:49:39.480 --> 00:49:42.840
where I got I got it for
sale, if you can catch it for
693
00:49:42.920 --> 00:49:45.920
like thirty, like twenty thirty,
yeah, or if it comes on game
694
00:49:45.960 --> 00:49:47.679
pass. I definitely think it's worth
it if you're if you're cool for like
695
00:49:47.760 --> 00:49:51.840
manually saving before you do anything like
actually important. I mean it's fine.
696
00:49:51.840 --> 00:49:54.599
The checkpointing is the checkpointing. The
auto safe checkpointing is okay, like it's
697
00:49:54.639 --> 00:49:59.000
not bad, but like it'll set
you back a little bit. You have
698
00:49:59.079 --> 00:50:01.519
to do some conversation stuff over it
can be annoying. Like it's a it's
699
00:50:01.599 --> 00:50:06.320
a solid. Like it's a solid
like seven. I think Max at the
700
00:50:06.360 --> 00:50:08.320
seven. So if you can catch
it for like twenty bucks, yeah,
701
00:50:08.400 --> 00:50:13.360
I'll try. I'll try it.
If it got yourself. Yeah, so
702
00:50:13.599 --> 00:50:15.119
I think, Oh God, we're
really quick. I just want to say
703
00:50:15.159 --> 00:50:19.920
the other game that I'm not going
to talk at length about it because it's
704
00:50:19.960 --> 00:50:22.920
an it's kind of an older story
at this point, but pokemon legends ARCIS
705
00:50:23.519 --> 00:50:28.440
SO LA. Also, I got
the next block. So I'm about it.
706
00:50:28.599 --> 00:50:30.320
Yeah, I don't, which I
don't? I don't. I don't
707
00:50:30.360 --> 00:50:32.760
blame you. I got it somebody. Somebody got it for me as a
708
00:50:32.880 --> 00:50:38.280
gift when it came out and I
fucking freebase that fucking game. It would
709
00:50:38.599 --> 00:50:42.960
it's really, really good. I
know I have that ramp video that I
710
00:50:43.000 --> 00:50:46.559
did about the fucking pokemon shrinking.
It's also fucking stupid and it's so fuckings
711
00:50:46.719 --> 00:50:52.320
what a fuck, what a fucking
top out answer, you know, shrinking
712
00:50:52.360 --> 00:50:55.960
himself. So fuck you selves.
Yeah, but the game, like it
713
00:50:57.079 --> 00:51:01.400
does so many like really cool like
it chained. It fundamentally changes the formula
714
00:51:01.519 --> 00:51:07.440
pokemon in really great ways, to
the point where if most, if not
715
00:51:07.559 --> 00:51:10.119
all, of those changes are not
in the next main series pokemon game,
716
00:51:10.400 --> 00:51:15.199
I'm not getting really. I'm a
diehard pokemon Fan. I have gotten and
717
00:51:15.280 --> 00:51:21.400
played every single mainline pokemon game and
most of the offshoots where I could.
718
00:51:22.119 --> 00:51:25.360
And this, if they don't include
those changes in the next bookmon game,
719
00:51:25.480 --> 00:51:29.519
is probably it's the first time I
will not buy a poke mainline pokemon game
720
00:51:29.679 --> 00:51:32.599
like it's that's it's that the changes
are that good in that serious like.
721
00:51:34.440 --> 00:51:38.840
It's it's enough. Your move,
Reggie. I know Thouser, I know
722
00:51:39.880 --> 00:51:45.880
Doug Bowser. So okay, so
earlier. Yeah, that's Cole, Cole
723
00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:52.960
fucking Cole mentioned money sick. Oh
God. Okay, and I had a
724
00:51:52.079 --> 00:51:54.159
wanted. This is what I want
to talk about because you guys, you
725
00:51:54.280 --> 00:51:59.480
fucking guys. I've never really done
two three that I'm gonna buy first.
726
00:52:00.440 --> 00:52:04.000
Okay, so really quickly, I'm
going to give you I'm going to time
727
00:52:04.079 --> 00:52:07.480
it. Let me pull up my
right timer, because they're talking about the
728
00:52:07.679 --> 00:52:10.800
sex, talking about war hammer,
cold guys acting the war hammer. I'm
729
00:52:10.840 --> 00:52:15.440
going to give you guys a five
uninterrupted minutes to talk about war hammer to
730
00:52:15.519 --> 00:52:20.440
your heart's content and then when I
stop you, that is it. No
731
00:52:20.599 --> 00:52:22.760
more war hammer. So I'm going
to let you go. This isn't about
732
00:52:22.800 --> 00:52:25.639
the lore. This is about the
miniatures, that I'm for sure, and
733
00:52:25.679 --> 00:52:28.599
you can talk about that. You
can talk about the Laura if you want,
734
00:52:28.639 --> 00:52:30.119
but you have five minutes talk about
whatever you want war hammer, starting
735
00:52:31.320 --> 00:52:36.360
now. So the three that I've
decided to get first call are the Kadian
736
00:52:36.400 --> 00:52:39.239
shot troops. Yeah, I don't
know if UMP announce this right, but
737
00:52:39.320 --> 00:52:45.400
the cat of coon jungle fighters.
Yeah, yeah, and mark for spaceman.
738
00:52:45.880 --> 00:52:50.079
Way, which ones the more for
mark for? Yeah, Oh,
739
00:52:50.199 --> 00:52:54.039
yeah, do you know what chapter? I I like the see, I'm
740
00:52:54.400 --> 00:52:58.440
I'm thinking about being a bitch.
You just going ultramarines just to be like
741
00:52:58.559 --> 00:53:00.559
Super Vanilla first. So Lay,
but I get it. I know,
742
00:53:00.960 --> 00:53:04.880
I know. Well, I also
didn't realize going into it. It there
743
00:53:04.920 --> 00:53:08.559
are literally thousands of fucking chapters that
I have to choose. Problem. Well,
744
00:53:08.760 --> 00:53:14.960
there's like if you're letter, what's
there? Look what there's what good
745
00:53:15.000 --> 00:53:17.400
find? What's the what's the fucking
what are the ones that at? The
746
00:53:17.440 --> 00:53:22.880
CLEPTOMANIACS, where they kill everything with
one hand they steal everything that isn't bolted
747
00:53:22.960 --> 00:53:25.719
down the other? Okay, I
did not. I did hear a war,
748
00:53:25.840 --> 00:53:31.960
you said, just glitched out fun
the crust of that time back.
749
00:53:32.679 --> 00:53:37.079
I'll give you fifteen cent. CLEOPT
TO MANIAC ones, the ones like face
750
00:53:37.119 --> 00:53:42.679
horns, yes, space marines that
steal. It sounds like nice water,
751
00:53:42.719 --> 00:53:46.119
right. They also the way the
blood ravens. Oh Yeah, they're fun
752
00:53:49.599 --> 00:53:52.159
plasterally. Yeah, night Lord Cha, awesome. They also don't just steal
753
00:53:52.239 --> 00:53:57.519
everything, they just kill everything in
a very, very horrible, terrible way.
754
00:53:58.639 --> 00:54:00.760
But now I haven't decided champion yet
for that. But yeah, those
755
00:54:00.800 --> 00:54:05.800
are the schools of worse. Those
are the first three. I because like,
756
00:54:06.400 --> 00:54:08.559
like you said, I really like
the idea of like, Hey,
757
00:54:09.800 --> 00:54:15.880
in this universe where everything's awful,
you're a regular human. The gun that's
758
00:54:15.119 --> 00:54:20.559
jowfully referred to as a flashlight.
Yeah, and then I but I also
759
00:54:20.639 --> 00:54:22.079
love the space marine design, so
I want to get some of that.
760
00:54:22.199 --> 00:54:28.719
What's what's hilarious with a flashlight and
it has the like firepower equivalent of like
761
00:54:28.840 --> 00:54:34.599
a fifty cown not out idyo recoil
that he will blow off limbs and shit.
762
00:54:34.679 --> 00:54:36.599
It's like, Oh, yeah,
I know, that's a flashlight,
763
00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:42.199
it's not doing shit. Also,
I just want to say I'm sorry for
764
00:54:42.320 --> 00:54:46.519
getting you into this. Don't be
it's fucking. I like I said out
765
00:54:46.519 --> 00:54:51.079
on our phone call, that one
him too much time fucking. I'm just
766
00:54:51.119 --> 00:54:54.800
surprise that it that it took me
this long to properly get into because the
767
00:54:54.920 --> 00:55:00.400
lord, it's fucking. It's a
metal it's a lot. It's really fucking.
768
00:55:00.760 --> 00:55:02.119
It's good. I dig it.
I dig it a lot of it.
769
00:55:02.480 --> 00:55:06.559
I still I still feel like the
biggest nerves when I was going to
770
00:55:06.599 --> 00:55:10.280
pick up magic cars for channel when
she was like sick, not sick fully
771
00:55:10.360 --> 00:55:16.360
recovering, like. I was like
I'm just gonna stop over in the like,
772
00:55:16.440 --> 00:55:19.800
you know, in the section,
look and see if I can't find
773
00:55:19.920 --> 00:55:22.800
like a new model side. Somebody
like walks from behind me. He's like
774
00:55:23.239 --> 00:55:28.000
Nim Berber texts and without fucking thinking. I was just like abby and beer
775
00:55:28.159 --> 00:55:30.280
or like, why the fuck do
I just say that? Like U in
776
00:55:30.519 --> 00:55:35.960
pubblic? I'm a fucking I am
a fucking nerd. Okay, I think
777
00:55:35.960 --> 00:55:38.480
I'm good. I gotta out.
Yeah, yeah, I yield the rest
778
00:55:38.519 --> 00:55:44.880
of my time. Congratulations. Yeah, actually, actually you had two at
779
00:55:44.960 --> 00:55:52.119
two more minutes. I can so. Well, so kind of it.
780
00:55:52.159 --> 00:55:55.679
I'll shoot this. But before I
get into the war hammer ones, the
781
00:55:55.760 --> 00:56:00.239
first ones is going to buy are
these miniatures from this. Think of black
782
00:56:00.320 --> 00:56:05.719
powder, red or which is that
saw? I saw you posting about that.
783
00:56:06.719 --> 00:56:12.559
Yeah, they're like the Super Tactical
fucking operator. Black powder writ as
784
00:56:12.599 --> 00:56:15.719
a graphic novel series has been when
it's in Split Fifteen. That is like
785
00:56:15.800 --> 00:56:20.000
white, in line with the style
of like deception. It's all hey,
786
00:56:20.719 --> 00:56:23.119
Iraq is destabilized, but we don't
want to send the military, and so
787
00:56:23.239 --> 00:56:28.079
here's a fucking PMC to go work
as advisors and shit like that. So,
788
00:56:29.199 --> 00:56:34.440
yeah, and the miniatures are also. Yeah, so where I where
789
00:56:34.440 --> 00:56:37.440
I live back in Ohio, before
I moved Huber Heights Ohio, there their
790
00:56:37.440 --> 00:56:42.400
shopping center that has it's like one
of those like l shaped like shopping centers
791
00:56:42.440 --> 00:56:45.679
in in that that Crook of the
L. There's a war hammer store there.
792
00:56:45.039 --> 00:56:50.639
It's the only physical work hammer I've
ever seen. That's what we were
793
00:56:50.719 --> 00:56:55.760
Heights Ohio. I've seen one.
It's an Oh god, some noxls and
794
00:56:55.840 --> 00:57:00.280
Turkey Creek, but a little live
it for some very for sure. For
795
00:57:00.440 --> 00:57:02.559
some reason it's say. I have
said that. Then I thought of like
796
00:57:02.679 --> 00:57:07.559
a military l shaped ambush and it's
like a bunch of regular dudes and right
797
00:57:07.679 --> 00:57:13.840
up the crooks is a fucking space
where you like, yeah, it's the
798
00:57:13.880 --> 00:57:16.880
it's a shopping center in Huber Heights
in between Joannes fabric and party city.
799
00:57:17.039 --> 00:57:20.360
So will there you go. You
can pick up your nature, so you
800
00:57:20.400 --> 00:57:22.840
can pick up some fucking yard and
then you can go buy a bucking birthday
801
00:57:23.079 --> 00:57:28.039
band. Yeah, actually did.
I went to a joe as Faber for
802
00:57:28.079 --> 00:57:30.719
the first time in like year.
That's much. That's my that's my errands
803
00:57:30.800 --> 00:57:37.199
to ducan bring it all back.
I went to get so the so that's
804
00:57:37.239 --> 00:57:39.320
something I don't think I've talked about
on the channel yet, but we telson.
805
00:57:39.400 --> 00:57:42.239
I got cats. We got two
kittens, yes, you did,
806
00:57:42.719 --> 00:57:46.719
and they're very huge. That they're
very cute. But when we adopted them,
807
00:57:47.039 --> 00:57:50.639
they came home like they give us
like a couple of the toys they've
808
00:57:50.679 --> 00:57:53.880
been playing with in the shelter and
to look, two of the things in
809
00:57:53.920 --> 00:57:59.079
there were like a purple and a
white pipe cleaner like, if you like,
810
00:57:59.119 --> 00:58:02.079
a little craft, like a little
bend you like. Yeah, and
811
00:58:02.679 --> 00:58:07.360
they fucking love this their aside from
the and the Empty Amazon box that we
812
00:58:07.440 --> 00:58:09.079
have in the hallway on our floor. It's there. Those are their favorite
813
00:58:09.079 --> 00:58:13.159
things to play with and they were
getting a really fucking shredded because their cats
814
00:58:13.199 --> 00:58:16.199
they do that. And I went
to Joe Ans Fabric, I put down
815
00:58:16.239 --> 00:58:20.880
four bucks and got a fucking big
ass packet of high cleaners through the always
816
00:58:20.880 --> 00:58:23.039
away. gave him the new ones
and they're fucking a the races. That
817
00:58:23.280 --> 00:58:27.679
was that's how, that's how we
taught my cat to fucking use lights,
818
00:58:27.679 --> 00:58:31.400
which is because we just put a
could, a fucking a luke in the
819
00:58:32.400 --> 00:58:37.000
fader hang it on a fucking lights, which the canny jumping for it.
820
00:58:37.360 --> 00:58:42.559
I love the idea of exactly have
low you and conditioning like some casts.
821
00:58:44.599 --> 00:58:47.800
Yeah, nothing about curious either,
just fucking this one. Yeah, just
822
00:58:47.920 --> 00:58:53.440
LEA fucking task force fucking mittens over
there. I could turn on my lights
823
00:58:53.519 --> 00:59:00.159
and task force piece can turn on
my fucking micro way. It's awesome.
824
00:59:02.760 --> 00:59:12.880
Initiate task forcement operation to beans is
a go to beat six going dark.
825
00:59:21.800 --> 00:59:23.000
We got we broke. Say on. There we go, we're back.
826
00:59:23.840 --> 00:59:30.559
That's to happen at least once an
episode. Good on that. Knowe got
827
00:59:30.599 --> 00:59:34.880
to with the old one to they're
sam. Yeah, that was a really
828
00:59:34.920 --> 00:59:37.280
good oh my hurt my hair.
Listen, fucking mess. Anyway, thank
829
00:59:37.320 --> 00:59:42.639
you so much for joining us.
Episode of the Verse Has Been Pass really
830
00:59:42.679 --> 00:59:46.800
appreciate you coming in. Thank you
to Zac. Thinking Cole has always know
831
00:59:46.920 --> 00:59:50.039
what you can do. You can
do the good. You two things like
832
00:59:50.559 --> 00:59:53.360
comment, subscribe, hit that bell
notifications. Youtube can tell you exactly we
833
00:59:53.440 --> 00:59:57.119
need the goos come out. You
know what, if you if you want
834
00:59:57.199 --> 01:00:05.679
to, if you want to it, look up Sam versus Sam on podcatchers,
835
01:00:05.920 --> 01:00:10.519
podcast apps that you might frequent,
because there's an audio version of this
836
01:00:10.639 --> 01:00:14.679
that I put out there specifically for
one person, but if you want to
837
01:00:14.920 --> 01:00:16.719
listen to it on a drive you
can also there's another. I thought that
838
01:00:16.880 --> 01:00:22.199
was I thought things like that were
only for me. With fucking with Iheart
839
01:00:23.440 --> 01:00:30.079
know a fucking Matt. He drives
postals, drives postal van, which,
840
01:00:30.239 --> 01:00:32.559
if you can imagine, you can, if you can, your friends,
841
01:00:34.039 --> 01:00:38.079
each time was posted just like today's. The day is like. No,
842
01:00:38.199 --> 01:00:42.039
he did. He's a he works
for the polstal service, which, man,
843
01:00:42.039 --> 01:00:44.280
if he could talk to your friends
about how they stab my coffee every
844
01:00:44.360 --> 01:00:51.119
day. Yeah, for fucking realizing
his motherfucker, since the fucking second of
845
01:00:51.239 --> 01:00:55.159
February. Also, one thing we
forgot was cold shit. I'll also got
846
01:00:55.239 --> 01:01:01.440
a PALMIS and slats all. That's
right. Yeah, there were enough.
847
01:01:02.119 --> 01:01:07.639
I have wanted a video at least
ten times because the way she says follends
848
01:01:07.800 --> 01:01:14.679
and saws is Hilarious to me.
For some reason or wise, you they
849
01:01:14.679 --> 01:01:17.760
are a contrary. So it's time
for a pizza ball with every says.
850
01:01:20.119 --> 01:01:22.119
You know, I realize I realized
something too before we go. Sorry,
851
01:01:22.199 --> 01:01:25.159
some like Tom Rads, are like
trying to kill each other outside my window.
852
01:01:27.559 --> 01:01:32.639
Yeah, so cool. I've been
watching, I've been watching, rewatching
853
01:01:32.719 --> 01:01:37.039
season one of you for you,
because, yeah, I need to.
854
01:01:37.320 --> 01:01:38.800
I need to, just want to
watch season two with me, so I
855
01:01:38.880 --> 01:01:42.920
need it. It's a trump,
I'll say that much. It is a
856
01:01:43.000 --> 01:01:45.639
trip. I realized I was trying
to because whenever's the day I does that
857
01:01:45.800 --> 01:01:53.760
like face in the show. It
reminds me of chanels episodes. Like I've
858
01:01:53.840 --> 01:01:59.920
seen you make that exact face so
many, often times cold. Have you
859
01:02:00.000 --> 01:02:02.639
watched seas, the two of the
show yet? Yeah, we've been watching
860
01:02:02.719 --> 01:02:06.880
it. So I don't know if
you got into the episode yet, but
861
01:02:07.239 --> 01:02:12.360
you know the episode where if you
haven't got the call, well, you
862
01:02:12.440 --> 01:02:15.199
know where. I guess that.
You know where. I guess this sun
863
01:02:15.320 --> 01:02:21.840
is called bed with another dude or
something like that. Yes, yeah,
864
01:02:22.000 --> 01:02:24.440
the DAD. I'm friends with it. That's James C Burns, the dad
865
01:02:24.480 --> 01:02:28.840
of that guy cat. She is
like, wait, wait, what,
866
01:02:29.199 --> 01:02:32.079
we're not bounty. One more time. I'm friends with the actors. Place
867
01:02:32.199 --> 01:02:37.599
with Dad. Name's Dad. You're
friends with the dude who plays Nate's Dad.
868
01:02:39.039 --> 01:02:44.079
Yeah, James Burns giving out that
one. I can hear. I'm
869
01:02:44.119 --> 01:02:49.079
with the Free Chanello. That's not
not, not nates dad call. It's
870
01:02:49.119 --> 01:02:51.840
a different character. Everything. He
only he was only in one episode.
871
01:02:52.159 --> 01:02:55.760
Oh, I don't mind anyway.
What's this is? Besides, this is
872
01:02:55.840 --> 01:03:00.719
the the we're done, but comes
subscribe at the notification. Do you do
873
01:03:00.800 --> 01:03:07.880
two things and watch another video.
I don't know, but you better hurry
874
01:03:07.880 --> 01:03:12.159
the fuck back. I'm going to
miss the clap claub and, as always,
875
01:03:12.519 --> 01:03:20.639
I would like to remind you have
a great life that thank you very
876
01:03:20.719 -->
much
