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Speaker 1: Wake up, wake up, wake us to get yoursel and get it gives you want to.
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Speaker 2: Get Honestly, you and your house shoes.
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Speaker 3: Up would be better we go wake up each other day you want to show want to know what you call him?
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Speaker 4: Rose?
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Speaker 5: Come on John, Good morning everybody. My name is Janet's Cooper. I'm calling from South Carolina and I want to wake up my two grandchildren, Kindly and Chase in a happy related birthday Chase, and good morning Ricky theam.
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Speaker 2: I love you all, love you sa calling from Lady Lake and I want to say wake up, wake up to my beautiful daughter Destiny, wake up, wake up, wake up the morning. This is Burgie Jeanette. And then I'm letting everybody know a country kitchen to wake up, wake up, wake up?
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Speaker 6: Wait yo in the city, what's your because.
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Speaker 3: We're gonna mad.
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Speaker 7: Just wake up news wake up, head hand said, wake up.
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Speaker 8: Wake up, wake up, wake up.
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Speaker 6: Come we wake up this wake up in Avenue, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
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Speaker 9: I appreciate welcome.
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Speaker 8: We got all right, coming on, y'all going old in the news.
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Speaker 1: It's time for the good, the bad, and the we the hell Wednesday, we got that.
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Speaker 8: Coming up next week find in the morning show.
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Speaker 1: It's about that time for the good, the bad, and the wedding Hall Wednesday. Uh, so we're gonna start out with you afraid this good morning?
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Speaker 8: What you got going on? The good news?
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Speaker 10: Good morning, Ricky. So there are al these shoppers and then there are Aldi shoppers. So the German on discount grocery chain is expanding faster than any other grocery real retailer in the US. And to celebrate its lesion of depotees, Aldi is conducting a search for its biggest fans to become members of the first ever All the Quarter Club. Now let me say about this club. It's exclusive. It's named after the after the iconic quarter that unlikes every all the carts. You know that when you go on All d you got to use a quarter to unlike the cart and then you get your quarterback when you, you know, return the cart. So it's gonna have twenty five super fans who have an unwavering love for Aldi. In addition to bragging rights, Aldi members will get a year's worth of free groceries and a trip to Germany. So are you an Aldi fan?
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Speaker 8: No?
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Speaker 1: I would in know one time I'm like, I'm so used to Win Dixon and Pigley Wiggly. Yeah, they don't like the meat section and I'll be looking for frozen butter beans and they on be having stuff like that.
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Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm gonna have my husband do this because he is the biggest Aldi fan, and I feel so sorry for my family.
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Speaker 8: What is what is the like? What does people like it?
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Speaker 10: It's very inexpensive. So my son has no name brands. Next when all the kids pull out, there s next to school. His are like, no name brands cereal bars. So that's kind of their thing.
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Speaker 8: Oh okay, it ain't nothing wrong with that. I just you know, I'm a cook. Cook. If you a cook, cook, you know you just have to go to uh. I mean, some got public, some got tom Found.
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Speaker 4: But if you want groceries, groceries, you gotta you gotta go to wind Dix. It's got to be a grocery store where with black ladies and they sixties that smoke cigarettes that will cut your ass out if you if you don't see that in there, they ain't got no good groceries.
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Speaker 8: You got to have a little a little baby chair or.
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Speaker 1: CRLs standing at the top of the shell cut your ass out. That's that's when you know you're in a real grocery store when they end that cause they got custody of their grandkids.
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Speaker 3: When I worked at with Nixie, that was my manager.
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Speaker 1: That's all right, special, what you got a bad news?
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 7: So a middle aged man and Spain was arrested last week after he set fire to a cafe when he was told that they were out of mayonnaise and he was not messing around. So surveillance cameras show him getting up from his table talking to a waiter. That's when he was told that they didn't have mayo. Then he went over to another waiter, same thing.
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Speaker 3: He stormed out of.
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Speaker 7: The place, walked over to a gas station next door, came back with a whole can of gas, poured it on the bar, and then set it on fire. Now, the flame shot up, all the customers ran out, but thankfully the staff was able to use fire extinguishers to put it out before anybody got hurt. Now, the guy did accidentally set his own hand on fire before fleeing the scene, but he was caught shortly afterwards and the damage is estimated to be around en grand So dumb ass.
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Speaker 1: Do you know they sell mayonnaise in the gas station on the first when you first walk in, if you turn to the right, and they got to ketch up in the mustard like the seven eleven in the Wild Wahs.
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Speaker 8: He could have got a little thing of mayonnaise right.
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Speaker 3: There, but he wanted mayonnaise on his SANDWICHI I guess that he had.
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Speaker 1: Got the mayonnaise and put it on and winning that put it on yourself instead of sending the.
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Speaker 8: Damn places on fire.
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Speaker 3: But he wanted to let them know, don't be running out of mayonnaise.
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Speaker 8: He had to eat.
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Speaker 3: Sometimes you gotta stand your ground.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, and let him know, Uh, he gonna be standing his ground.
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Speaker 8: I can't.
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Speaker 7: I feel his frustration. Ain't nothing worse than when you go to some place and you ask for jelly and ain't got jelly. You gotta eat a dry ass biscuit. I'm not gonna name it every Now You're just gonna have.
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Speaker 8: To eat a dry biscus. You can't burn down hard.
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Speaker 7: I done felt, I done felt his frustration before. When I'm at that drift the wind and I got to pull off knowing I'm about to eat a dry ass biscuit.
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Speaker 9: But just because you feel it, that don't mean you act.
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Speaker 8: You got kids at home.
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Speaker 7: Now you That's why I didn't That's why I didn't go. And I was as I was feeling up that gas can, I said, you know what, I got kids at home. Let me put it in the truck and go to get your ass up.
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Speaker 8: And and I put some hunger Jack biscuits in the oven. You won't have a problem.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that part anyway, because they am hungry hungry Jack.
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Speaker 8: They gobble him down and a what the hell?
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Speaker 6: Marriqi, Nevada's infamous Burning Man festival has been struck with bad luck this year. Now they're letting fans know that their orgy dome was destroyed by a dust storm that hit the festival grounds. Burning Man released the statement saying, our bill team works so hard this past week to erect the lovely space. Unfortunately, the winds yesterday undid all that labor and wrecked our structure. But we are all still here and thankfully safe. Viewers immediately shared their thoughts, saying that Jesus Christ was saving the people.
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Speaker 9: From STDs.
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Speaker 3: World. Is everybody know what Burning Man is about?
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Speaker 10: Yes, I'm about this thing they do in Arizona every year, and it's like musicians and like techy people and you know, creative people.
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Speaker 3: They Oh god, they're just don't they like us? Kind of like different kind of loos, drugs and stuff like that.
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Speaker 8: That's what I've heard.
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Speaker 10: Yeah, wow, in the desert y it's a festival.
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Speaker 8: And somebody said, that's Jesus saving people from Wow. Wow.
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Speaker 3: I appreciate that.
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Speaker 9: Star Repress coming up, Nicks, we can find them.
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Speaker 8: On the show.
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Speaker 3: Let me tell you something.
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Speaker 10: Cracker Barrel's got to be so exciting because they've been in the news, probably more than they ever have, but maybe not for this. It's all because of a logo redesign. People got really mad because they changed their logo to a text logo without the old white guy leaning on a barrel, and they called it woke. So last night Cracker Barrel announced that they were caving and would scrap plans to replace their classic logo with a less dated refresh. They said, quote, we thank our guests for sharing your voices and love for Cracker Barrel. We said we'd listen, and we have. Our new logo is going away and our old timer will remain. Now Cracker Barrel didn't exactly say this explicitly, but sounds like the timpted logo refresh was part of an effort to modernize the brand, because they kind of modernized the stores. You know, how you walk in Cracker Barrel and it's dark with all the wood, kind of looks like an old country store. While they supposedly were trying to appeal to a broader and younger group of customers, but Cracker Barrel enthusiasts freaked out. Clearly, nostalgia is important to these folks. Even Trump had something to say about it. Cracker Barrel didn't apologize for the hurt feelings, but they did promise that they'd never change their values, which are quote hard work, family, and scratch cooked food made with care. Now, interestingly enough, Ricky, the first logo for Cracker Barrel was just a text logo. I probably call it text then, but it had no old timer on a barrel. It just said Cracker Barrel. And they had that logo for maybe ten years before they changed it. So people were like, go back to the old way. The old way is without the old timer on the barrel. So I don't know, is this important to you do y'all care about it?
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Speaker 1: Them damn pancakes burnt on the Yeah, bottles of service.
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Speaker 7: Cheese, potatoes, country fried, country fried, steaking long of them.
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Speaker 3: Cheese hash brown, just cheese hash brown.
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Speaker 11: And I'm good.
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Speaker 1: I'm eating in there as long as that damn candice store. I got all my favorite little I can go and get me a cast iron.
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Speaker 9: Skill and a Chico stick.
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Speaker 7: Come on, man, I never even looked at the sign when I pull up. I pull up park and go in there and get my food. Come on, man, you got in.
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Speaker 6: The front once you order your going and go to the front. While you wait, you take.
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Speaker 8: Your ass out there sitting that damn rocking ship.
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Speaker 3: Get you got to get the pacas.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you gotta.
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Speaker 9: Keep that old bites. Look, they shouldn't change the look of prac of bear, but they are cheese.
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Speaker 8: Let us sitting next to that damn barrel.
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Speaker 1: Because if they change it, them damn pancakes ain't gonna hit right, man.
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Speaker 8: I hope, yeah, yeah, And I need that and I need that damn score.
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Speaker 1: That Health's score to be in the seventies.
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Speaker 9: It ain't good, no, yeah, seventy six.
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Speaker 11: The hold half man, half Woman's Garye, you want to help you to the tea.
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Speaker 12: It's garyy baby, brother Fire Gary, Gary got the tam.
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Speaker 8: The come up to day.
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Speaker 12: You're right, Good morning, Rigga, Good morning America, Good morning the US. Thursday, Wednesday, A beautiful, beautiful day in the neighborhood. And here's what's happening in the celebrity news, Baby Sea Hora, it's speaking out and I mean all y'all women need to listen, Honey. They say, just gonna sat down, y'all with award winning radio person after mister Ryan Cameron Honey.
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Speaker 9: To promote her new album Cameron.
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Speaker 12: For y'all, complimented her husband, Russell Wilson, Baby, who is deeply religious and the voted hunting his Christian faith.
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Speaker 9: Now see every said, y'all in the NFL quarterbacks.
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Speaker 12: Christian faith, y'all listen to this is one of the sexiest things baby about it. Not his money, not the way he walks, not the way he talked, but his Christian faith. Now, she said, that's one of the sexiest things about him.
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Speaker 9: Baby. To be honest with you, she said, I loved that.
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Speaker 12: She said, from day one, I actually prayed for God, Honey, a God theary man, honey, and he was dead.
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Speaker 9: She said, I love him, and.
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Speaker 12: She said, I love baby how he could bust out the word baby and educate me. Now, Russell, their daughter, Sianna, and Sierra's son attend you Know seer Ever album signing recently in New York.
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Speaker 9: Now, they said.
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Speaker 12: In a previous interview, seier Ever said, y'all that she recorded her new album independently, y'all as a thank you honey for her fans unwavering support. Not a thirty nine year old Atlanta Navy said, honey, dare buying her own y'all, Her own master's honey marked her new faith in her career. She said, it's an empowerment for the honey owning my master. She said, I asked for my master's back and they gave them to me for free. Oh Lord Jesus, she said, that's for honey. That lets you know, baby, how much they didn't believe in me. But I'm so glad I never stopped believing in myself, she said, And Honey, I'm so glad that my fans never stopped believing honey.
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Speaker 9: Isn't that amazing?
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Speaker 8: This woman? Olds hole?
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Speaker 9: Now, what's Mathison's brad that's your own music. Yeah, when you own the music, yes, oh, everybody on it.
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Speaker 3: Well for the most part, No, no, no, when you sign the record label, they own it.
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Speaker 6: Oh really yeah, when you sign that contract, you signed it over to them. Oh, now you get your credit for writing. If you're a writer, that's a whole different company. We can get into all that later.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 12: Oh well, well, I'm glad to see her on her own music and stuff, honey, So she could own it whatever. But congratulations, And this is a good thing about She said, honey, her man's faith is sexy. You know a lot of women say, my man, the way he walked away, he flipped, flick his wrists or snap his fingers, that's sexty.
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Speaker 9: But she said, honey, her husband's faith is Christian.
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Speaker 8: Faith because you follow him as he followed God.
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Speaker 12: This Lord, honey, she's definitely doing it. So kudos out to Sierra honey and Roussel honey. All right, moving on, and I'm delibered to lose y'all sales.
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Speaker 9: Y'all, I think we've been pronouncing it wrong. It is Russell, y'all be saying.
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Speaker 12: Russell's Russell, it's Russell us.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, be cause Russell wouldn't be out there playing no football. He'd be doing the teeth.
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Speaker 9: Moving on Schaguillo Neil.
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Speaker 12: Y'all, Oh my god, this is a touching story, but it's kind of I don't know, Okay, it's being reported, y'all at Shaquillo. There he honored y'all, Kobe Bryant's memory, y'all, by gifting Kobe's beautiful mom, y'all, a restored toyo to the land Cruiser baby on her late son's birthday. Now they say Kobe died in a helicopter crash in twenty twenty, which he will turn forty seven on the twenty third of August.
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Speaker 9: Now they say, on Kobe Day.
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Speaker 12: In Los Angeles, should kill y'all handed the keys, y'all, to the restored land Cruiser to Kobe's mom, Miss Pam Bryant. Now they're saying that the nineteen ninety six land Cruiser holds y'all sentimental value to Pam. Kobe drove the car, y'all while he was still in high school. And they're saying, after noticing y'all, land cruisers just collecting dust while parked outside of Pam's mansions, they're saying, Shack contacted his friends at and Forlice Motors to fully restore the billicle, y'all, with oh em parts. Now, Shack come the cost y'all of the renovation, which was likely more than the vehicle's current value. You now, they said, Shaq said that the cast of renovating COBE's old car was secondary to honoring his memory. Now, the NBA Hall of Fame is known, y'all for his acts of generosity over the years, you know, they said, Shack. You know, he donated sneakers and shoes to underprivileged children. He gave he paid off strangers, engage marines on lailways, and you know he's done so many things, you know, helped families down there and just tip away the thousands of dollars and stuff, and you know, he did wonderful things. Now, they said, Shak's personal call collection includes thirty cars, and he spins y'all over twenty thousand dollars a month for mainnus and gasoline for those beautiful thirty cars that he got seated in the garage.
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Speaker 8: And I've seen them for myself. I went over there.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Shack, you got a whole gym in this then O god, wait a minute, wait a.
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Speaker 8: Minute, he got a tree man out of basketball goals. Yeah, oh yeah, oh.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, beautiful art.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, and he's fun and funny and.
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Speaker 9: A very shrewd and smart business man. Is Yeah. Well that's good. But I think giveing Kobe Mauma old car.
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Speaker 6: Restory, that's a great idea, something.
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Speaker 1: Nice for her, because it just kind of feel like they forgot about his parents.
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Speaker 8: They did, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I hate that.
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Speaker 1: As our dad died, I passed away probably you know, I went through a whole lot of stuff, losing the sun and all that stuff. And then you know, doing something nice with Kobe Bryant's mother because she gave birth to Kobe Bryant.
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Speaker 8: We can't forget about her.
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Speaker 9: No, well that's good. I mean, what do I get.
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Speaker 12: I hope he gave a little change to honey. You know they were difficult, honey. Allegedly her daughter in law show didn't give her nothing, and she kept all the money.
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Speaker 9: We're gonna keep our parties. I'm sad, all right.
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Speaker 12: The colord today is one of my favorite colors. My color today, guys, Turkish rose on the high end. You say, Turkish rolls and on the lung just say beautiful dusty thing. That's your color for the day.
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Speaker 9: And for more tea like that, you go to smile monshore dot com and follow me at Gary W d t e A. Y'all give it up and Gary, yes, sir.
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Speaker 8: Black to what's up?
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Speaker 11: Sure? What's up? Is I'm really sick because I really want to be worth the morning. I really want to be word. We really want not not not not not. I really want to be a word in the morning.
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Speaker 8: Okay, why you ain't making it happen?
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Speaker 11: Bro man, you are right to you, You are roight too. Probably the only one gonna understand this right here, I friend, it's not gonna even understand niase not because sheial girls, not a she not a man.
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Speaker 9: You shot.
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Speaker 11: I went to a new I went to a hold on, let me calm down, because I'm so shit right now. The real shity reason I can't come to work because I can't come to work looking like I'm looking right now because I went to a new barber shop, yo, yesterday And by let me tell you, somebody, you could not go to the barber shop.
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Speaker 9: You know you can't go to no barber.
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Speaker 11: Shout with him. Folks don't know you and don't know how you like your store cut because man, Bobby be doing anything. Ain't right now right now, I saw and set right now, all because of the sho yo, because man, hey, ro man, I want to know. I said, look, and first of all, you know, you don't never go to that barber who ain't got nobody shouting. He ain't got nobody, ain't He's just sitting there. I ain't got nobody. Way, I said, shouty, can you hold me? He said, I got you. He's I got And he was young too, he was he talked, he a new new oh looking like this shout. There was a lot of people, yeah yeah, but he had nobody side. I went over there and I went him now and I was sleeping shouting because you know, I get on earth, and I said, look, you take it all off. I said, you take it all off because I'm trying to get a new look. I'm trying to surprise, you know, doing with a new look. I said, you shouted, you take it all off, and I do hap. I doled off in at your man, cut off man, he cut everything off. Shorty said, tak you cut my eyebrows off, shut and my eyelash and my much dad, am my, my my goat. Man he cut that.
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Speaker 8: Man, you look like a baby. Man, I want man.
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Speaker 11: I stood up and walk man. I stood up with some little kids in there. They started screaming, what you mean said? I look like a what I look like a slamon Salomon?
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Speaker 8: What is it? What is that on Frison?
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Speaker 11: Like a little yeah, like the man. My head was shining, my face was shining. Man, No, no, dude, labor dumble yoke.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I can sit. Yeah. Yeah. Without all that, you would look like a Komodo dragon.
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Speaker 9: You ain't got no eyebrows. You look like you always saying huh huh.
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Speaker 11: I got n out my old heedge and naked out of my face, naked your face fell cool.
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Speaker 9: On it.
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Speaker 11: My grandma talking about but you look I can't even say the word on that on the radio.
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Speaker 8: What you said?
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Speaker 11: You're around with Venus
Speaker 1: Wake up, wake up, wake us to get yoursel and get it gives you want to.
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Speaker 2: Get Honestly, you and your house shoes.
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Speaker 3: Up would be better we go wake up each other day you want to show want to know what you call him?
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Speaker 4: Rose?
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Speaker 5: Come on John, Good morning everybody. My name is Janet's Cooper. I'm calling from South Carolina and I want to wake up my two grandchildren, Kindly and Chase in a happy related birthday Chase, and good morning Ricky theam.
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Speaker 2: I love you all, love you sa calling from Lady Lake and I want to say wake up, wake up to my beautiful daughter Destiny, wake up, wake up, wake up the morning. This is Burgie Jeanette. And then I'm letting everybody know a country kitchen to wake up, wake up, wake up?
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Speaker 6: Wait yo in the city, what's your because.
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Speaker 3: We're gonna mad.
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Speaker 7: Just wake up news wake up, head hand said, wake up.
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Speaker 8: Wake up, wake up, wake up.
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Speaker 6: Come we wake up this wake up in Avenue, wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up.
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Speaker 9: I appreciate welcome.
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Speaker 8: We got all right, coming on, y'all going old in the news.
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Speaker 1: It's time for the good, the bad, and the we the hell Wednesday, we got that.
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Speaker 8: Coming up next week find in the morning show.
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Speaker 1: It's about that time for the good, the bad, and the wedding Hall Wednesday. Uh, so we're gonna start out with you afraid this good morning?
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Speaker 8: What you got going on? The good news?
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Speaker 10: Good morning, Ricky. So there are al these shoppers and then there are Aldi shoppers. So the German on discount grocery chain is expanding faster than any other grocery real retailer in the US. And to celebrate its lesion of depotees, Aldi is conducting a search for its biggest fans to become members of the first ever All the Quarter Club. Now let me say about this club. It's exclusive. It's named after the after the iconic quarter that unlikes every all the carts. You know that when you go on All d you got to use a quarter to unlike the cart and then you get your quarterback when you, you know, return the cart. So it's gonna have twenty five super fans who have an unwavering love for Aldi. In addition to bragging rights, Aldi members will get a year's worth of free groceries and a trip to Germany. So are you an Aldi fan?
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Speaker 8: No?
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Speaker 1: I would in know one time I'm like, I'm so used to Win Dixon and Pigley Wiggly. Yeah, they don't like the meat section and I'll be looking for frozen butter beans and they on be having stuff like that.
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Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm gonna have my husband do this because he is the biggest Aldi fan, and I feel so sorry for my family.
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Speaker 8: What is what is the like? What does people like it?
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Speaker 10: It's very inexpensive. So my son has no name brands. Next when all the kids pull out, there s next to school. His are like, no name brands cereal bars. So that's kind of their thing.
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Speaker 8: Oh okay, it ain't nothing wrong with that. I just you know, I'm a cook. Cook. If you a cook, cook, you know you just have to go to uh. I mean, some got public, some got tom Found.
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Speaker 4: But if you want groceries, groceries, you gotta you gotta go to wind Dix. It's got to be a grocery store where with black ladies and they sixties that smoke cigarettes that will cut your ass out if you if you don't see that in there, they ain't got no good groceries.
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Speaker 8: You got to have a little a little baby chair or.
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Speaker 1: CRLs standing at the top of the shell cut your ass out. That's that's when you know you're in a real grocery store when they end that cause they got custody of their grandkids.
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Speaker 3: When I worked at with Nixie, that was my manager.
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Speaker 1: That's all right, special, what you got a bad news?
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Speaker 3: Okay.
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Speaker 7: So a middle aged man and Spain was arrested last week after he set fire to a cafe when he was told that they were out of mayonnaise and he was not messing around. So surveillance cameras show him getting up from his table talking to a waiter. That's when he was told that they didn't have mayo. Then he went over to another waiter, same thing.
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Speaker 3: He stormed out of.
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Speaker 7: The place, walked over to a gas station next door, came back with a whole can of gas, poured it on the bar, and then set it on fire. Now, the flame shot up, all the customers ran out, but thankfully the staff was able to use fire extinguishers to put it out before anybody got hurt. Now, the guy did accidentally set his own hand on fire before fleeing the scene, but he was caught shortly afterwards and the damage is estimated to be around en grand So dumb ass.
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Speaker 1: Do you know they sell mayonnaise in the gas station on the first when you first walk in, if you turn to the right, and they got to ketch up in the mustard like the seven eleven in the Wild Wahs.
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Speaker 8: He could have got a little thing of mayonnaise right.
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Speaker 3: There, but he wanted mayonnaise on his SANDWICHI I guess that he had.
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Speaker 1: Got the mayonnaise and put it on and winning that put it on yourself instead of sending the.
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Speaker 8: Damn places on fire.
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Speaker 3: But he wanted to let them know, don't be running out of mayonnaise.
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Speaker 8: He had to eat.
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Speaker 3: Sometimes you gotta stand your ground.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, and let him know, Uh, he gonna be standing his ground.
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Speaker 8: I can't.
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Speaker 7: I feel his frustration. Ain't nothing worse than when you go to some place and you ask for jelly and ain't got jelly. You gotta eat a dry ass biscuit. I'm not gonna name it every Now You're just gonna have.
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Speaker 8: To eat a dry biscus. You can't burn down hard.
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Speaker 7: I done felt, I done felt his frustration before. When I'm at that drift the wind and I got to pull off knowing I'm about to eat a dry ass biscuit.
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Speaker 9: But just because you feel it, that don't mean you act.
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Speaker 8: You got kids at home.
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Speaker 7: Now you That's why I didn't That's why I didn't go. And I was as I was feeling up that gas can, I said, you know what, I got kids at home. Let me put it in the truck and go to get your ass up.
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Speaker 8: And and I put some hunger Jack biscuits in the oven. You won't have a problem.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that part anyway, because they am hungry hungry Jack.
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Speaker 8: They gobble him down and a what the hell?
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Speaker 6: Marriqi, Nevada's infamous Burning Man festival has been struck with bad luck this year. Now they're letting fans know that their orgy dome was destroyed by a dust storm that hit the festival grounds. Burning Man released the statement saying, our bill team works so hard this past week to erect the lovely space. Unfortunately, the winds yesterday undid all that labor and wrecked our structure. But we are all still here and thankfully safe. Viewers immediately shared their thoughts, saying that Jesus Christ was saving the people.
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Speaker 9: From STDs.
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Speaker 3: World. Is everybody know what Burning Man is about?
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Speaker 10: Yes, I'm about this thing they do in Arizona every year, and it's like musicians and like techy people and you know, creative people.
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Speaker 3: They Oh god, they're just don't they like us? Kind of like different kind of loos, drugs and stuff like that.
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Speaker 8: That's what I've heard.
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Speaker 10: Yeah, wow, in the desert y it's a festival.
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Speaker 8: And somebody said, that's Jesus saving people from Wow. Wow.
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Speaker 3: I appreciate that.
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Speaker 9: Star Repress coming up, Nicks, we can find them.
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Speaker 8: On the show.
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Speaker 3: Let me tell you something.
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Speaker 10: Cracker Barrel's got to be so exciting because they've been in the news, probably more than they ever have, but maybe not for this. It's all because of a logo redesign. People got really mad because they changed their logo to a text logo without the old white guy leaning on a barrel, and they called it woke. So last night Cracker Barrel announced that they were caving and would scrap plans to replace their classic logo with a less dated refresh. They said, quote, we thank our guests for sharing your voices and love for Cracker Barrel. We said we'd listen, and we have. Our new logo is going away and our old timer will remain. Now Cracker Barrel didn't exactly say this explicitly, but sounds like the timpted logo refresh was part of an effort to modernize the brand, because they kind of modernized the stores. You know, how you walk in Cracker Barrel and it's dark with all the wood, kind of looks like an old country store. While they supposedly were trying to appeal to a broader and younger group of customers, but Cracker Barrel enthusiasts freaked out. Clearly, nostalgia is important to these folks. Even Trump had something to say about it. Cracker Barrel didn't apologize for the hurt feelings, but they did promise that they'd never change their values, which are quote hard work, family, and scratch cooked food made with care. Now, interestingly enough, Ricky, the first logo for Cracker Barrel was just a text logo. I probably call it text then, but it had no old timer on a barrel. It just said Cracker Barrel. And they had that logo for maybe ten years before they changed it. So people were like, go back to the old way. The old way is without the old timer on the barrel. So I don't know, is this important to you do y'all care about it?
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Speaker 1: Them damn pancakes burnt on the Yeah, bottles of service.
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Speaker 7: Cheese, potatoes, country fried, country fried, steaking long of them.
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Speaker 3: Cheese hash brown, just cheese hash brown.
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Speaker 11: And I'm good.
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Speaker 1: I'm eating in there as long as that damn candice store. I got all my favorite little I can go and get me a cast iron.
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Speaker 9: Skill and a Chico stick.
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Speaker 7: Come on, man, I never even looked at the sign when I pull up. I pull up park and go in there and get my food. Come on, man, you got in.
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Speaker 6: The front once you order your going and go to the front. While you wait, you take.
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Speaker 8: Your ass out there sitting that damn rocking ship.
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Speaker 3: Get you got to get the pacas.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, you gotta.
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Speaker 9: Keep that old bites. Look, they shouldn't change the look of prac of bear, but they are cheese.
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Speaker 8: Let us sitting next to that damn barrel.
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Speaker 1: Because if they change it, them damn pancakes ain't gonna hit right, man.
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Speaker 8: I hope, yeah, yeah, And I need that and I need that damn score.
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Speaker 1: That Health's score to be in the seventies.
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Speaker 9: It ain't good, no, yeah, seventy six.
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Speaker 11: The hold half man, half Woman's Garye, you want to help you to the tea.
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Speaker 12: It's garyy baby, brother Fire Gary, Gary got the tam.
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Speaker 8: The come up to day.
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Speaker 12: You're right, Good morning, Rigga, Good morning America, Good morning the US. Thursday, Wednesday, A beautiful, beautiful day in the neighborhood. And here's what's happening in the celebrity news, Baby Sea Hora, it's speaking out and I mean all y'all women need to listen, Honey. They say, just gonna sat down, y'all with award winning radio person after mister Ryan Cameron Honey.
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Speaker 9: To promote her new album Cameron.
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Speaker 12: For y'all, complimented her husband, Russell Wilson, Baby, who is deeply religious and the voted hunting his Christian faith.
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Speaker 9: Now see every said, y'all in the NFL quarterbacks.
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Speaker 12: Christian faith, y'all listen to this is one of the sexiest things baby about it. Not his money, not the way he walks, not the way he talked, but his Christian faith. Now, she said, that's one of the sexiest things about him.
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Speaker 9: Baby. To be honest with you, she said, I loved that.
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Speaker 12: She said, from day one, I actually prayed for God, Honey, a God theary man, honey, and he was dead.
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Speaker 9: She said, I love him, and.
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Speaker 12: She said, I love baby how he could bust out the word baby and educate me. Now, Russell, their daughter, Sianna, and Sierra's son attend you Know seer Ever album signing recently in New York.
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Speaker 9: Now, they said.
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Speaker 12: In a previous interview, seier Ever said, y'all that she recorded her new album independently, y'all as a thank you honey for her fans unwavering support. Not a thirty nine year old Atlanta Navy said, honey, dare buying her own y'all, Her own master's honey marked her new faith in her career. She said, it's an empowerment for the honey owning my master. She said, I asked for my master's back and they gave them to me for free. Oh Lord Jesus, she said, that's for honey. That lets you know, baby, how much they didn't believe in me. But I'm so glad I never stopped believing in myself, she said, And Honey, I'm so glad that my fans never stopped believing honey.
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Speaker 9: Isn't that amazing?
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Speaker 8: This woman? Olds hole?
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Speaker 9: Now, what's Mathison's brad that's your own music. Yeah, when you own the music, yes, oh, everybody on it.
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Speaker 3: Well for the most part, No, no, no, when you sign the record label, they own it.
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Speaker 6: Oh really yeah, when you sign that contract, you signed it over to them. Oh, now you get your credit for writing. If you're a writer, that's a whole different company. We can get into all that later.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 12: Oh well, well, I'm glad to see her on her own music and stuff, honey, So she could own it whatever. But congratulations, And this is a good thing about She said, honey, her man's faith is sexy. You know a lot of women say, my man, the way he walked away, he flipped, flick his wrists or snap his fingers, that's sexty.
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Speaker 9: But she said, honey, her husband's faith is Christian.
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Speaker 8: Faith because you follow him as he followed God.
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Speaker 12: This Lord, honey, she's definitely doing it. So kudos out to Sierra honey and Roussel honey. All right, moving on, and I'm delibered to lose y'all sales.
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Speaker 9: Y'all, I think we've been pronouncing it wrong. It is Russell, y'all be saying.
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Speaker 12: Russell's Russell, it's Russell us.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, be cause Russell wouldn't be out there playing no football. He'd be doing the teeth.
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Speaker 9: Moving on Schaguillo Neil.
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Speaker 12: Y'all, Oh my god, this is a touching story, but it's kind of I don't know, Okay, it's being reported, y'all at Shaquillo. There he honored y'all, Kobe Bryant's memory, y'all, by gifting Kobe's beautiful mom, y'all, a restored toyo to the land Cruiser baby on her late son's birthday. Now they say Kobe died in a helicopter crash in twenty twenty, which he will turn forty seven on the twenty third of August.
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Speaker 9: Now they say, on Kobe Day.
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Speaker 12: In Los Angeles, should kill y'all handed the keys, y'all, to the restored land Cruiser to Kobe's mom, Miss Pam Bryant. Now they're saying that the nineteen ninety six land Cruiser holds y'all sentimental value to Pam. Kobe drove the car, y'all while he was still in high school. And they're saying, after noticing y'all, land cruisers just collecting dust while parked outside of Pam's mansions, they're saying, Shack contacted his friends at and Forlice Motors to fully restore the billicle, y'all, with oh em parts. Now, Shack come the cost y'all of the renovation, which was likely more than the vehicle's current value. You now, they said, Shaq said that the cast of renovating COBE's old car was secondary to honoring his memory. Now, the NBA Hall of Fame is known, y'all for his acts of generosity over the years, you know, they said, Shack. You know, he donated sneakers and shoes to underprivileged children. He gave he paid off strangers, engage marines on lailways, and you know he's done so many things, you know, helped families down there and just tip away the thousands of dollars and stuff, and you know, he did wonderful things. Now, they said, Shak's personal call collection includes thirty cars, and he spins y'all over twenty thousand dollars a month for mainnus and gasoline for those beautiful thirty cars that he got seated in the garage.
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Speaker 8: And I've seen them for myself. I went over there.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Shack, you got a whole gym in this then O god, wait a minute, wait a.
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Speaker 8: Minute, he got a tree man out of basketball goals. Yeah, oh yeah, oh.
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Speaker 9: Yeah, beautiful art.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, and he's fun and funny and.
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Speaker 9: A very shrewd and smart business man. Is Yeah. Well that's good. But I think giveing Kobe Mauma old car.
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Speaker 6: Restory, that's a great idea, something.
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Speaker 1: Nice for her, because it just kind of feel like they forgot about his parents.
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Speaker 8: They did, you know what I'm saying. Yeah, I hate that.
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Speaker 1: As our dad died, I passed away probably you know, I went through a whole lot of stuff, losing the sun and all that stuff. And then you know, doing something nice with Kobe Bryant's mother because she gave birth to Kobe Bryant.
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Speaker 8: We can't forget about her.
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Speaker 9: No, well that's good. I mean, what do I get.
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Speaker 12: I hope he gave a little change to honey. You know they were difficult, honey. Allegedly her daughter in law show didn't give her nothing, and she kept all the money.
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Speaker 9: We're gonna keep our parties. I'm sad, all right.
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Speaker 12: The colord today is one of my favorite colors. My color today, guys, Turkish rose on the high end. You say, Turkish rolls and on the lung just say beautiful dusty thing. That's your color for the day.
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Speaker 9: And for more tea like that, you go to smile monshore dot com and follow me at Gary W d t e A. Y'all give it up and Gary, yes, sir.
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Speaker 8: Black to what's up?
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Speaker 11: Sure? What's up? Is I'm really sick because I really want to be worth the morning. I really want to be word. We really want not not not not not. I really want to be a word in the morning.
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Speaker 8: Okay, why you ain't making it happen?
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Speaker 11: Bro man, you are right to you, You are roight too. Probably the only one gonna understand this right here, I friend, it's not gonna even understand niase not because sheial girls, not a she not a man.
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Speaker 9: You shot.
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Speaker 11: I went to a new I went to a hold on, let me calm down, because I'm so shit right now. The real shity reason I can't come to work because I can't come to work looking like I'm looking right now because I went to a new barber shop, yo, yesterday And by let me tell you, somebody, you could not go to the barber shop.
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Speaker 9: You know you can't go to no barber.
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Speaker 11: Shout with him. Folks don't know you and don't know how you like your store cut because man, Bobby be doing anything. Ain't right now right now, I saw and set right now, all because of the sho yo, because man, hey, ro man, I want to know. I said, look, and first of all, you know, you don't never go to that barber who ain't got nobody shouting. He ain't got nobody, ain't He's just sitting there. I ain't got nobody. Way, I said, shouty, can you hold me? He said, I got you. He's I got And he was young too, he was he talked, he a new new oh looking like this shout. There was a lot of people, yeah yeah, but he had nobody side. I went over there and I went him now and I was sleeping shouting because you know, I get on earth, and I said, look, you take it all off. I said, you take it all off because I'm trying to get a new look. I'm trying to surprise, you know, doing with a new look. I said, you shouted, you take it all off, and I do hap. I doled off in at your man, cut off man, he cut everything off. Shorty said, tak you cut my eyebrows off, shut and my eyelash and my much dad, am my, my my goat. Man he cut that.
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Speaker 8: Man, you look like a baby. Man, I want man.
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Speaker 11: I stood up and walk man. I stood up with some little kids in there. They started screaming, what you mean said? I look like a what I look like a slamon Salomon?
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Speaker 8: What is it? What is that on Frison?
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Speaker 11: Like a little yeah, like the man. My head was shining, my face was shining. Man, No, no, dude, labor dumble yoke.
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Speaker 8: Yeah, I can sit. Yeah. Yeah. Without all that, you would look like a Komodo dragon.
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Speaker 9: You ain't got no eyebrows. You look like you always saying huh huh.
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Speaker 11: I got n out my old heedge and naked out of my face, naked your face fell cool.
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Speaker 9: On it.
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Speaker 11: My grandma talking about but you look I can't even say the word on that on the radio.
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Speaker 8: What you said?
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Speaker 11: You're around with Venus
