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Speaker 1: Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: You have just tuned in to Real Lives on Real Radio 104.1. I am your host tonight, James Young, comedian extraordinaire and all around good guy if you ask the right people. And I'm joined in virtual studio with some really good friends of mine, my brothers in comedy. That's right. First off, that is Ken Miller, the godfather of Orlando comedy. But today he is I pay the tabs now.
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Speaker 2: All eyes on me.
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Speaker 3: Hey, when I came out and said I paid a tab to look on Jeff's face, I was.
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Speaker 2: Like, got him. And then I left.
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Speaker 4: I want you to know for a second, I was going, you know what? This is the first time in my life I understand what it's like to be black. I was like, hold on.
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Speaker 2: Somebody paid my bill? Yes.
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Speaker 1: Oh, there you go.
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Speaker 2: I was in shock. All right, guys.
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Speaker 4: Hold on.
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Speaker 2: Did I pay the bill and nobody knew? Yeah.
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Speaker 3: It was hilarious. So I was texting Sean. I was like, yeah, I'm going to drop this tab before Jeff get to it. I said, but, you know, because me and Sean have been on this budgeting thing since we've been bringing this extra money in because we're trying to get our retirement set up.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And I said, so what's my limit? And she told me what the limit was. I went to the bar and I told the dude, I said, if you get up to this, come tell me.
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Speaker 2: So I cut their asses off. Say no pass. Let's talk about this.
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Speaker 4: Let's talk about this.
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Speaker 1: I want to. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: We need to.
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Speaker 2: We need to talk about this part. Yeah. I got to discuss on this one. I talk about what's up.
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 2: Talk about this bill. I ain't about to tell you. I'm like, what about the bill? I ain't about to tell you how much it was.
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Speaker 4: When somebody knows somebody else's pain, they start ordering. They go, let me order this.
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Speaker 2: I've never been that guy.
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Speaker 3: I will say this. My friends have never been them. My friends have never been those guys. Let us talk about this. We're going to save this for one because I got a story.
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Speaker 2: We on, Jeff. Oh, God. I come off racist. Yeah, you there, yeah. Hey, Jeff, I thought we were just talking. Jeff a comedian. He was joking. We talk a lot of mess between all of us.
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Speaker 4: I realize our sense of humor, because I know when I joke, I know when I, one of my jokes is it kills because Ken stops talking. This is Ken's move. He stops talking and turns his head away from you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, when I do this.
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Speaker 4: Like he's evaluating. He goes, was that funny? I think that was funny. And it's like he's running that joke and then he turns around.
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Speaker 2: That was funny.
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Speaker 3: It's like he's making that decision. James African Prince, I'm still laughing. i'm still laughing hey dog hey man i already texted the sean so we could talk about it after we get off that's funny but now but get back to what we're saying i i will say this i don't have i don't have friends like that now i do got some family members when i go home if i say i'm paying for the check which i always do i know i got a brother or two well can i get my wife.
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Speaker 2: Something Can I take my son hunting? And I always do. I do. Just go ahead.
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Speaker 3: Now, my other brother, Terrell, when he pay, if you ain't there, you don't eat.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 2: He's like, I'm not sending food. No, I invited you to dinner.
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Speaker 3: They should have came. But for me, I'm like, yeah, here you go. You can buy.
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Speaker 2: Here, here you go. Take some food home.
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Speaker 1: That is an old school black community rule, by the way. You ain't here, you don't eat.
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Speaker 2: You don't eat.
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Speaker 4: I had a relative who used to do that. If he wasn't paying, he'd take meals home for his kids.
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Speaker 1: Okay, that's wild.
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Speaker 2: I'd be going, hold on.
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Speaker 4: He'd be taking food to go.
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Speaker 2: I said, no, no. You ain't paying to go. I'm not paying to go.
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Speaker 1: And let me tell you what else I don't do that a lot of people may do. I don't do it. When I get a free meal or everything's on a club, when I go there, I can just order what I want.
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Speaker 2: I do not go wild.
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Speaker 1: I don't order a bunch of expensive things. I don't go nuts.
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Speaker 2: I don't want to be that person.
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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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Speaker 2: I don't want them to see it. It's one plate. Go ahead, kid. Basani's.
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Speaker 3: I get the biggest steak they got, bro. Because he get mad if you don't. If you go to Basani's, shout out to Basani's, and you order spaghetti, you don't want a steak?
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Speaker 2: I got the best steak in the city. You don't want my steak?
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Speaker 3: Yes, give me the steak, Eric. Yes, I'll take the steak. You have to eat a... Bro, we ate steak every day. The last day, I said, I got to get salmon. I can't eat another steak, bro.
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Speaker 2: I gotta eat a salmon. I gotta eat a salmon, bro. I gotta gout now.
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Speaker 4: What club did we do that did the big tomahawks out on Palm Harbor?
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Speaker 2: Craves. Craves. Oh, Craves. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Miguel didn't even think about it. Miguel goes, bring the cow.
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Speaker 2: He didn't think.
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Speaker 3: Craves' steak might be number two behind Bassani's Comedy Club.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 2: I had shrimps.
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Speaker 3: Let me tell y'all something. I might be allergic to shellfish. I need to get tested.
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Speaker 2: But long story.
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Speaker 3: They gave me the shrimp and gave James my steak.
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Speaker 2: I opened this up. I said, these N-words trying to kill me. That's funny. It was dirty shrimp in this thing. That was mine. We had to overkill. Yeah, bro.
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Speaker 1: It was so good.
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Speaker 3: It was so good. Craig's got some good food. And they treat us right there, too. They treat us good.
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Speaker 2: Shout out to Craig. And that's how we ask, too. That's how we ask.
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Speaker 1: Treat us right.
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Speaker 2: James, what was the room you sent me down to? Captain Hiram's.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: That's a great room. That's a good room, too. That's a kill box. Is that the one upstairs?
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes.
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Speaker 3: Okay, because the other one you sent us to, I still want to fight.
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Speaker 1: Jackson's on a river. Jackson's on a lake. Jackson's on a lake.
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Speaker 4: No, Hiram's was cool because you look out and you see the harbor. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You see the harbor.
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Speaker 2: And they give you a room now. Yeah, they give you a room.
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Speaker 3: They give you a room now. They didn't give you one last time. So whenever you let me know, I want to go back when they start booking it again.
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Speaker 2: You got a date.
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Speaker 4: I thought that guy left.
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Speaker 2: No, he's still there.
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Speaker 4: Didn't you have a dude who said, I thought I saw his Facebook.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, you got to date them, bro. I don't think so. Let's talk after this. Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: I think he canceled it because they're doing some renovation or something like that.
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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Let me know because I ain't got it on my calendar.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 3: But, yeah, no, we had a good– hold on.
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Speaker 2: Where city is it in? Sebastian, Florida.
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Speaker 5: Okay.
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Speaker 2: I do got a date. All right. So I was like, who? I was like, who? You got a date, right? I was like, yo, I got Sebastian on my calendar. What city is it? Cool.
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Speaker 3: I got to get my room for that. But let me tell you about this Mickey Ficky, James. Jane sent me and Carmen Pallone. It's a great room. You're going to love it, bro.
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Speaker 2: Did I say that? It was right in me, right in my raw heart. Bro, let me tell you something. We get there. Who else? Was Miguel with me? Was it me, Miguel, or Carmen?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I said, Carmen wanted to host. Carmen said he's going to host. I said, okay, I'll go. And then Miguel said he'll co-host. Miguel liked stuff like that. He does like the challenge. Carmen is crazy. bombing i'm talking about i'm talking about united states iran bombing i'm talking about the the straight is closed like we gas gas prices is high carmen carmen bombing so bad gas prices that went up like we the straight close that's how bad he bombing bro I go up there and I'm talking about, I have to yell at this. That's one of them audience where you got to be trained and stand up. You got to be a trained fighter.
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Speaker 2: I'm over here. I'm over there.
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Speaker 3: Jeff, I work in the room. I'm in the audience. I'm behind the bar. Hey, man, I do that 25 minutes, man. I go outside, set them shirts up. Miguel, get on stage, boy. That boy bombing so bad, they was coming out there buying merch.
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Speaker 2: Damn!
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Speaker 3: Damn and we loved it and we had a and we stuck around for another 30 minutes drank with them had a good time you know what.
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Speaker 1: I'm saying because they want to party that's all they want.
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Speaker 3: To do they won't they won't so for me the comedy show do it do a hot 30 45 minute comedy show and then do a comedian meet and greet after because they just want to hang with you they just want to kick it with you bro.
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Speaker 2: And they They are friendly and they're very hospitable, bro. They are. Very friendly. Very, very, very good white folk. Yeah, you white folk.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, good white folk. Speaking of very good white folk.
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Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
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Speaker 2: Lake City, Florida. I love you, Mickey Figgins. Talk about a kid.
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Speaker 3: Let me tell you something, man. Hey, Tallahassee, James, I know that's your home.
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Speaker 1: That's my home.
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Speaker 3: You know, Tallahassee was up there for me on the OMG's Wix tour.
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Speaker 4: Yep.
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Speaker 2: Lake City, bro.
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Speaker 1: You said it was great.
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Speaker 3: Them country bumpkin they was so country I didn't even know Florida was country like that They were talking to.
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Speaker 2: Me like, man, boy, they were like, you are funny. You funny, boy.
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Speaker 3: When they're from the country, I just let the boy go ahead and come out because that's just what they're going to say.
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Speaker 1: They're not saying it in a demeaning way. They call everybody boy.
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Speaker 3: But now, man, Lake City was amazing, bro. Lake City, y'all don't owe me nothing, man.
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Speaker 2: I love y'all. I can't wait to go back.
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Speaker 1: That's nice.
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Speaker 2: I'm glad.
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Speaker 1: And again, I say this every single time you bring it up. Love the fact this is going on for your brother. I'm so happy that you're doing all these shows, man. Shout out to OMG, it's Wix. One of the best human beings on the planet.
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Speaker 2: Family amazing. Kids love me.
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Speaker 3: I walked in, they were like, Unc! I hugged one of the daughters. The other daughter was like, why you didn't hug me first? Just a great, great family. Also, you and Devin, bro. Man, y'all, I said this last week. Your video of you peeing on yourself and the video of Miguel in the.
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Speaker 2: Car with the food.
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Speaker 1: My apologies, sir.
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Speaker 2: My apologies. The wrong stuff goes viral. Yes!
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Speaker 3: But when James had them big-ass shorts with the... Hey, dawg, look at me. He called me. I called James. I said, James, hey, Mickey Ficky. Look at me. Hey, dog. That's the funniest I've seen. And I said, it's probably not going to go viral.
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Speaker 1: No, it won't.
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Speaker 2: It's the funniest.
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Speaker 1: Nope.
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Speaker 2: Fingernails polish goes viral yeah if you.
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Speaker 3: Listen go to jay's instagram and go find this video jay power power terror and how jay peter on this stuff because i know when he recorded video he really had no shorts on.
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Speaker 2: I sure didn't.
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Speaker 3: And then miguel in the car making fun of this time time with the food all over.
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Speaker 1: His bro he had it everywhere like he said my apology sir I had to call him, too.
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Speaker 3: I said, boy, you and James have made two of the funniest videos this year, bro, and it won't even go viral.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: There's a local influencer named Jared Lincoln, and he is all over. And one of my paralegals was like, hey, Jeff, there's a video with your face behind him.
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Speaker 2: Yes! How the hell? Hold on. You sent it to James and didn't send it to me.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 3: How does that even happen? Jane, what day was on? Because, you know, Tuesday is my don't talk to white people day.
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Speaker 1: It was Tuesday.
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Speaker 2: Okay, it was Tuesday.
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Speaker 4: I'll tell you, I'm watching it and he's doing this great, he just stares into the camera and he writes something above his head.
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Speaker 2: And my billboard is right behind him. You got a lot of free press on that one. And I'm dying. I said, let me contact this dude.
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Speaker 4: So him and I are doing a collab tomorrow morning at 10.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Mark. I was laughing because I automatically saw the joke.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: When I saw it, I said, I imagine, you know, he's doing his thing. And I slowly sneak in behind him and just put my head on his shoulder. Cause you see that big billboard.
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Speaker 1: I said to the.
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Speaker 3: James, I say, bro, I said, bro, is this Jeff billboard?
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Speaker 4: How the hell did neither one of you share that with me?
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Speaker 1: I don't know why. I just assumed that. No, like, you know what I mean?
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Speaker 2: Like that. Your face was right there. I'm not part of the group chat. That's the problem. You sure, Jeff? I didn't send you that. You didn't send me nothing. Let me go check, bro.
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Speaker 4: Because I had to be told by one of my people in my office.
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Speaker 2: Hey, she goes, oh, Jeff. And I said, when did he do this? May.
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Speaker 1: And by the way, the video that we did together for Theme Park and Me has like 100 and almost 200,000 views.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. But it ain't peeing in shorts. But it ain't peeing in shorts.
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Speaker 1: Bro.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to watch it tonight, B. I don't care, man.
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Speaker 3: I'm talking about, I was, I'm at my desk at work. I bust out laughing and I say out loud, this N-word on the floor of my corporate job.
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Speaker 2: I got a customer on the line. I say, yo, I got to call you back. Click. Hey, James. This is the funniest.
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Speaker 3: Because I know he was winning the pool in it.
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Speaker 2: I was so winning the pool in it. This is the funniest.
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Speaker 3: You and Miguel, my two favorite videos of the year, locally, of local folks.
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Speaker 2: Those are my two favorite videos.
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Speaker 3: Y'all go watch James Tawa Terra and Mr. Chime Time. Miguel with the food.
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Speaker 2: That's a great way to end this, y'all.
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Speaker 1: Don't go nowhere. We'll be right back. This is Real Last Real Radio 104.1.
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Speaker 2: Welcome back, everybody.
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Speaker 1: You're still listening to Real Lives on Real Radio 104.1. I'm your host, Mr. James John. That is Ken Miller, a.k.a. I pay all the tabs now. And that is Jeff the Batman Coffin. And real quick, I forgot to shout this out at the very beginning of the show. Forgive me for that. But none of this happens without our official sponsor. And I'm talking about Kaufman and Lynn, your official personal injury attorneys in Orlando. They've been winning and representing for over 20 years. If you need more information, go to when you need us dot com. And you can call this special number. Can't hit him with the number.
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Speaker 3: Technically, it's 30 years because I saw another little advertisement say over 30 years.
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Speaker 2: So they old. They old.
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Speaker 3: But 407-500-JEFF.
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Speaker 2: 407-500-JEFF.
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Speaker 3: Slip or fall, car accident, kick in the ass, Jeff Kaufman.
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Speaker 2: But, hey.
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Speaker 3: I might be the new sponsor since I'm paying the tab now. Since Jeff don't want to pay tabs no more. I might as well sponsor this show since Jeff didn't want to pay the tab. Yo, Jeff usually paid the tab for us and take care of us. Last night, Jeff was sitting on his little wallet.
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Speaker 2: I thought I had been drinking too much. I was like, where's the bill? I said, I got you.
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Speaker 3: Yes, Jeff didn't want to pay the tab last night.
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Speaker 2: I said, I got you.
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Speaker 3: Then he's going to go get us some little funky pizza.
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Speaker 4: I bought the funky pizza before we paid the tab.
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Speaker 2: That's a mortgage payment. This show is bought to you.
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Speaker 3: By Preppy Socialite.
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Speaker 2: I'm paying for this now.
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Speaker 3: Jeff don't pay no more tabs, bro.
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Speaker 2: Y'all gonna come in the back?
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Speaker 3: Hey, Jeff, hey. Man, Jeff, I said, Jeff, it's time for the tab. Jeff gonna go to the bathroom.
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Speaker 2: Hey. Hey. I got something I want to talk about. Ken injured that tab.
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Speaker 1: He did. I did.
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Speaker 2: Ken does it on the way. He goes, I got to go. I took care of the tab.
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Speaker 1: I was like, what?
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I got to go.
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Speaker 1: I got to go.
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Speaker 3: Y'all don't know. Jeff is very generous, man. Jeff takes care of us. Anytime we go out to eat, drink, Jeff take care of us. And honestly, real talk, no joking or whatever. I just want to be like, hey, man, let me get it because you always get everything. And I'm doing amazing right now. I mean, glory to God. I don't think y'all do Jesus, but prayers of Jesus.
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I don't know if y'all do Jesus, but thank you.
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Speaker 2: Thank you, God.
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Speaker 4: My belief has been this since I was a kid. If I had it, I was paying.
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Speaker 1: And that's what we do.
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Speaker 2: I don't care what situation I'm in. If I have it. And I'm the same way of it. I'm the same way.
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Speaker 4: You know, people always look at me and there, there are some people who take advantage of that. And I'm OK because I have to go, hey, listen, you know, I've got a good, you know, people have been good to me. And karma is serious, man. There are some bad times that hit and there are times I should not have made it and something happened. So, you know, it might be selfish.
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Speaker 1: And I give this credit to Ken as well. Jeff, you are very generous. And so is Ken. I remember a lot of young comics coming up. And we would have them be our openers or they would be emceeing for us. And we knew how much money they didn't have, man. They were struggling. Ken would always buy those dudes food. He would always take them out to eat.
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Speaker 3: Let me tell you something, man. I've paid comedians rent. Yeah, I pay comedians light bill. I've bought comedians. Say mama wanted to come to town. I paid for the plane ticket. I Orlando comedy.
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Speaker 2: Y'all don't owe me. I love y'all. I love y'all.
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Speaker 3: I'm proud to be y'all godfather, man. I've given comedians... And I didn't even ask for it back.
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Speaker 1: No, you didn't.
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Speaker 2: I've never.
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Speaker 3: Hey, man, I want my money back.
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Speaker 2: No, man. Never say a word.
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Speaker 3: My mama raised me, man. I've told this story. It's in my TED Talk, man. I told this story about when I was a kid, bro. I thought that woman hated me. Because she made me do everything. She was always on me.
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Speaker 2: And she says.
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Speaker 3: One day, man, I said, this a day, James, you're in the black household.
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Speaker 2: I said, this a day.
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Speaker 3: My mama going to kill me because I'm about to stand up to her.
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Speaker 1: I'm not.
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Speaker 3: You ain't about to have me washing dishes. Everybody outside. I go to my mom. I'm washing dishes. She walks in the kitchen. I says, why I got to wash these dishes? And they get to go outside the place. She looked at me. She says, because you're the only child that I can depend on. She says, she said, I don't know what it is about you, but the world is going to depend on you. I don't know what what it is. I've seen you.
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Speaker 2: She called that.
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Speaker 3: She said, the world is going to depend on you. And from that moment, I've always been there for everybody. I've always been there for everybody. So that's why I don't mind hanging out with Chris when I know Chris ain't got it. Because I know that's my dog and I'm.
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Speaker 2: Going to take care of him. He's a dependent.
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Speaker 3: But shout out to Ruthie Mae. Man, that's... She said that to me, bro. And it stuck with me. And I've been like that. I'm going to tell you, this is how you know I've been like that. My job used to give us snacks and they stopped it.
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Speaker 2: They used to give us water.
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Speaker 3: They stopped the water, but they put a water fountain in. But the water fountain is connected to the bathroom. Do you know every Monday? Do you know every Monday?
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Speaker 2: True story, bro. After a good comedy weekend. Yeah. It's two bathrooms and.
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Speaker 3: A water fountain in the middle of the bathroom. I'm not making this up. It's the men's bathroom, ladies' bathroom, and a water fountain in the middle.
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Speaker 2: I won't drink that water.
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Speaker 3: James, do you know every Monday after I have a great comedy weekend, I take $ 100 off and I go buy snacks for the whole week for my office.
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Speaker 2: Come on, man.
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Speaker 1: Come on. Every Monday.
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Speaker 3: It's candy bars, chips, donuts, everything. Because people depend on me, man. And I'm okay with that. And I'm not upset. It don't bother me. I'm like, they're taking advantage of me.
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Speaker 1: Nah, it's my... You're going to get your blessing another way.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to get my blessing. But what Unicron say, it's my destiny. Unicron. By the way, go see that.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you did, brother. I'm never going to see a movie in 40X again. I didn't know you could. I didn't know you could pause the scene.
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Speaker 2: You should sue. You should sue. I got to call Jeff Kaufman. Personal injury.
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Speaker 4: I was.
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Speaker 2: No, they took me that one. The Mandalorian. No, I thought I was going to die. Jeff, I'm like doing this. Jeff.
00:20:58
Speaker 1: Oh, Jeff.
00:20:59
Speaker 2: Talk to him.
00:20:59
Speaker 1: Jeff.
00:21:00
Speaker 2: I was one of those. You know that thing we do outside the car? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was me. Bro, I went and saw Black Panther like that. Never again.
00:21:07
Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
00:21:08
Speaker 2: Never again.
00:21:09
Speaker 3: So, if y'all don't know, Transformers just dropped 40th year of the Transformers. And I'm like, I told my wife, I said, I want to go see it. But I was going to go to like the night movie. Then I saw 4DX.
00:21:20
Speaker 2: I said, I'll go see.
00:21:21
Speaker 3: This got to be cool in 4DX. It's going to be blowing wind at you and water. I thought you could pause the seat. No, you could pause the water.
00:21:33
Speaker 2: That's it. That seat bruised me. I was bruised the next day. It's because it's rough. It ain't like, it ain't gentle.
00:21:42
Speaker 3: Yo, it's, bro, when Unicron was eating Cybertron, I was like, dog, I'm not on Cybertron.
00:21:48
Speaker 1: Bruh.
00:21:49
Speaker 2: I know, bruh. I know that's the rough, but we had a safe word. Like, I knew it was rough, yes. Damn, like, rutabaga. Rutabaga.
00:22:01
Speaker 4: I had 20 people with me and they were laughing at me. They were watching me more than they're watching the movie because I thought I was going to die.
00:22:09
Speaker 1: Me too.
00:22:11
Speaker 3: I got halfway through the movie on everything I love. I stood up because in the back they got the bars. I stood up and just sat. I watched the rest of the movie because at the end they got the Optimus Prime comes back alive. So they got if you got to go watch that the awakening Optimus Prime the awakening but bro I'll never do 4DX again.
00:22:32
Speaker 2: I pay $ 40 not to go.
00:22:33
Speaker 4: Bro.
00:22:36
Speaker 2: It's not even fun. I don't even know what people saw. What was the fun in it?
00:22:42
Speaker 4: Some people love it. Like my guy, Dave, my producer, that's the only movie theater he'll go to.
00:22:47
Speaker 2: Oh, it was terrible.
00:22:49
Speaker 3: And I was hungover from the night hanging out with the TED Talk people the night before.
00:22:53
Speaker 2: So I'm shaking.
00:22:55
Speaker 3: And I'm in the handicap row because that's where you get the good seat.
00:22:59
Speaker 2: How are you.
00:22:59
Speaker 4: Going to stick somebody with special needs in that chair?
00:23:02
Speaker 3: Hey, man, you know what was next to me? My popcorn and my mozzarella sticks. And it was on the other side when you were there. Popcorn flying everywhere. Popcorn flying everywhere. I'm like, bro, I tried to eat.
00:23:16
Speaker 2: I couldn't eat. I was like, what is going on, bro? I said, yeah, I'd never do this again.
00:23:22
Speaker 1: I'd never do this again. While we're on the topic real quick of Transformers, man, hey, rest in peace, Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime, passed away.
00:23:29
Speaker 3: Yeah, man. They did a, they did a whole, like a 10 minute tribute right before the movie.
00:23:34
Speaker 2: Yeah. It is dope. It's dope, man.
00:23:36
Speaker 3: Like, so this weekend and you know, Jeff, the Batman Kaufman, it was, it was Batman day and they were playing the original Batman with Michael Keaton in theaters this past week.
00:23:47
Speaker 2: Yep.
00:23:47
Speaker 4: I saw that at Dr.
00:23:49
Speaker 2: Phillips. They had a symphony and.
00:23:51
Speaker 1: They were playing. That's right.
00:23:52
Speaker 2: And it was amazing. It was cool. So there's some good events like it.
00:23:56
Speaker 4: Like the one I thought this year when they talk about my favorite movie, I saw The Odyssey in the IMAX.
00:24:03
Speaker 2: I didn't see it in IMAX. How good was it? Nope. There's only one place to see it.
00:24:08
Speaker 3: It's changed.
00:24:09
Speaker 2: It's still at Port Orlando.
00:24:10
Speaker 1: Is it really?
00:24:11
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:24:11
Speaker 2: It's still there. I had the second to last row, middle. I sat there.
00:24:16
Speaker 4: And that's the only place that you can't sit in the IMAX other than the last two rows.
00:24:19
Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
00:24:20
Speaker 2: Everything else, you might as well just stand right on the screen with it. Yeah, yeah.
00:24:23
Speaker 3: Me and Sean was in the same seat you were in. We were in the back row right in the middle.
00:24:29
Speaker 4: The two last rows are the only rows you can really sit in IMAX theater.
00:24:34
Speaker 1: How was it?
00:24:34
Speaker 2: How was the experience?
00:24:37
Speaker 4: I thought it was the best movie I have seen in too many years.
00:24:42
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:24:42
Speaker 1: Got it.
00:24:43
Speaker 2: It was so good.
00:24:44
Speaker 4: And I think the IMAX had a lot to do with it.
00:24:46
Speaker 2: I agree. But I couldn't. It was three hours. And not once did I say, well, I better go to the bathroom. Not one time.
00:24:52
Speaker 4: You hit me for three hours. That's at least one and a half.
00:24:54
Speaker 2: Not one time. Hey, could I say, I do like the fact that, what's his name?
00:25:00
Speaker 1: Christopher Nolan. I like the fact he likes to use the same actors in multiple projects.
00:25:06
Speaker 3: Bro, the Odyssey was everybody that was in Spider-Man.
00:25:10
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:13
Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, Tom Holland and Zendaya are on an absolute tear as far as projects, man.
00:25:21
Speaker 4: Spider-Man is, well, hold on. He had Spider-Man and now this movie. But, I mean, his other movies have just been okay.
00:25:28
Speaker 2: Like the video game movie he did. You know, outside of Spider-Man, I don't think his movies have made a lot of money. Well, these are two big ones to be in. Yeah, well, that's the Odyssey. You can choose. This was crazy.
00:25:39
Speaker 3: So, you got Spider-Man in it. You got the Punisher in it. You got Jason Bourne. You got the girl from Black Panther in it.
00:25:50
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:25:50
Speaker 3: You got the buddy who played Batman, the Twilight dude.
00:25:56
Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
00:25:58
Speaker 2: You got Dr. Dre. Yeah. The dude who played Dr.
00:26:02
Speaker 1: Dre is in it.
00:26:03
Speaker 4: You cast Patterson as a villain. It's not hard because we hate him anyway.
00:26:08
Speaker 1: I never hated him.
00:26:10
Speaker 3: I loved him as Batman. I thought he was a really good Batman.
00:26:15
Speaker 2: He complained too much for Batman.
00:26:16
Speaker 3: He should have been Batman Beyond. I thought he should have been Batman Beyond. I thought he would have been a great Batman Beyond. But yeah, James, I'm telling you, everybody in that movie was a superhero in a movie somewhere else.
00:26:30
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:26:31
Speaker 3: They was a superhero or they was in a superhero movie. James, it's still there. Please take your wife and go see The Odyssey and IMAX. Me and Sean went to see it.
00:26:40
Speaker 2: It was amazing.
00:26:42
Speaker 3: And you're not even going to know you was in there three hours, bro. You know, I saw it, but I didn't see it in IMAX.
00:26:49
Speaker 2: It might be hard to see again.
00:26:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:51
Speaker 3: Have you seen it already? Nah, I'm one of those dudes. I can watch a great movie. Okay, then go watch the IMAX.
00:26:56
Speaker 2: I saw Endgame like 18 times.
00:26:58
Speaker 4: But don't go to the concessions because you're going to lose some money there.
00:27:02
Speaker 1: Oh, I know.
00:27:03
Speaker 3: You gotta have the Regal app when you get some free concessions.
00:27:07
Speaker 2: I got the Regal app.
00:27:08
Speaker 4: I want you to know, I had the Regal app from all the movies that I paid for people. What I didn't know is those points expire.
00:27:16
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah. I could have gotten a car.
00:27:20
Speaker 4: I had like 100,000 points from all the people I took to the movie. And they go, well, let me see. They go, you got no points.
00:27:29
Speaker 2: I go, what?
00:27:31
Speaker 1: I got all the points.
00:27:32
Speaker 2: I got all the points. I funded your movie theater.
00:27:38
Speaker 3: If I buy out three of your movie theaters, y'all better give my people popcorn and drink for free.
00:27:44
Speaker 2: Seven. Seven theaters. Not three. Seven theaters.
00:27:50
Speaker 3: If I bought out seven theaters, concessions need to be.
00:27:53
Speaker 2: Free that night.
00:27:54
Speaker 4: Amen.
00:27:54
Speaker 1: Amen.
00:27:56
Speaker 2: But we had a good time when we did that.
00:27:57
Speaker 1: We had a great time.
00:27:59
Speaker 2: Oh, man. We were having a good time. Jeff would dress up, he would cosplay, take pictures.
00:28:03
Speaker 1: Everything.
00:28:04
Speaker 4: Batman, Spider-Man, Kraven the Hunter. I mean, I dressed up as a Santa Claus.
00:28:09
Speaker 1: I mean, oof.
00:28:11
Speaker 2: I dressed up every time, too.
00:28:12
Speaker 3: I loved it.
00:28:13
Speaker 2: I was a black dad with diabetes every single time.
00:28:15
Speaker 3: Shout out to the Prince of Africa for helping James.
00:28:21
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yelling at all the white women for taking his medication.
00:28:25
Speaker 1: That's it.
00:28:26
Speaker 2: On that note, don't go anywhere.
00:28:28
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. This is Real Lives on Real Radio 104.1. Welcome back, everybody. You are still hanging with us.
00:28:49
Speaker 2: It's Real Labs on Real Radio 104.1.
00:28:52
Speaker 1: I'm still your host, Mr. James John.
00:28:54
Speaker 2: That is Ken Miller, a.k.a. I pay all the tabs now.
00:28:57
Speaker 1: And that is Jeff, the Batman Coffin from Coffin and Lynn, your official personal injury attorney.
00:29:03
Speaker 2: Go to WhenYouNeedUs.com. You'll see some stuff right there.
00:29:06
Speaker 1: Now, I want to talk to you all about something. Now, I will admittedly say I am not the biggest sports fan in the world. I've been paying attention. I know.
00:29:13
Speaker 2: I know. but i've been paying attention to sports.
00:29:18
Speaker 1: I played sports i played i was a wrestler i played football and what else did i do a weightlifting team i did a lot of sports in in school but i never got into the emotional attachment of watching it like i never i would root for like wrestling before i would root for like watching sports i never got into it like that.
00:29:36
Speaker 2: Like don't go to a game with me don't go to a game with me are.
00:29:39
Speaker 1: You crazy don't you i'm i'm okay i am are you a lunatic really.
00:29:44
Speaker 4: I'm into it i i you know I'm making calls. I'm yelling at the ref. I mean, people get mad at me, but I love sports.
00:29:52
Speaker 2: I mean, I am.
00:29:52
Speaker 1: Do you really?
00:29:53
Speaker 2: I went with this dude. I don't have this.
00:29:55
Speaker 4: It's on Magic Game. And I didn't know how it was going to go because I didn't know him.
00:29:59
Speaker 2: But I start yelling. He starts yelling.
00:30:01
Speaker 4: We yelled together the whole game.
00:30:03
Speaker 2: We yelled through overtime.
00:30:05
Speaker 5: Nice.
00:30:05
Speaker 4: We yelled when they brought out the AO song, you know, Orlando Magic.
00:30:09
Speaker 2: We were. We walked out of there. Good game.
00:30:11
Speaker 1: There you go. Now, Ken, are you crazy? Now, you love sports, but are you crazy at games?
00:30:16
Speaker 3: Oh, only Carolina Duke. Carolina Duke play. I am a Carolina playing period. I am one of those. I, man, Sean bought me something called it. Sean bought me a damn it doll. Like, you damn it.
00:30:30
Speaker 2: You throw it.
00:30:31
Speaker 3: Bro, Carolina was losing in the championship game, and I ripped it in.
00:30:35
Speaker 4: Yo. Yeah.
00:30:39
Speaker 3: So like his insides is just hanging out. Like he just got ate by the predator, bro.
00:30:43
Speaker 2: That ain't, that's a God damn. That wasn't your fault. That was a bad game, man.
00:30:47
Speaker 1: You guys.
00:30:48
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah.
00:30:50
Speaker 3: So, but Carolina Tar Heels.
00:30:52
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:30:52
Speaker 3: But anybody else? Nah, I'm a Lakers fan. I'm a Panthers fan. It won't bother me, but I don't know what it is about North Carolina Tar Heel basketball.
00:31:00
Speaker 2: I'll choke a baby. I will. I will.
00:31:03
Speaker 5: I will.
00:31:03
Speaker 2: I will. What's her name? Lindsay. I will.
00:31:05
Speaker 5: Lindsay.
00:31:06
Speaker 3: I will.
00:31:06
Speaker 2: Lindsay.
00:31:07
Speaker 3: What's the clancy lady name? You're talking about the mom?
00:31:15
Speaker 2: The mom. What's her name, Jeff? I got enough trouble. You got enough trouble. Okay. Exercise pants. That ain't funny. It is funny.
00:31:25
Speaker 4: I said I'd start doing comedy shows, and if somebody say something, I'd break out.
00:31:28
Speaker 1: An exercise pants.
00:31:28
Speaker 2: But I got a serious question about sports.
00:31:30
Speaker 1: But before I ask you that serious question, you just brought up something that made me want to ask you another one. Real quick, because y'all are sports dudes. Ken, what's your end-all, be-all bucket list thing you want to do regarding sports?
00:31:42
Speaker 3: Oh, Carolina Duke. Go to a Carolina Duke game. That is my.
00:31:46
Speaker 2: It's that big. It's that big.
00:31:49
Speaker 3: Never been to one.
00:31:52
Speaker 2: James, this is how big it is. Ken?
00:31:55
Speaker 3: I've never been.
00:31:56
Speaker 2: Ken, do you really want to go?
00:31:59
Speaker 3: Bro, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something, dawg.
00:32:04
Speaker 2: Take them, Jeff. That would be so cool. Because I want you to know something.
00:32:06
Speaker 4: You're going to have to move that I paid the tab down to above Jeff Parker.
00:32:12
Speaker 2: I love it. Because I ain't never going to see that one ever again.
00:32:15
Speaker 1: Hey, Jane, this is how big it is. President Obama went to a game. Went to Duke, Carolina.
00:32:22
Speaker 3: Him so it's the last game of coach k coach k is retiring he's done coach k one of the great coach k is actually the greatest college basketball coach of all time and i hate to i don't even i don't even watch i don't.
00:32:34
Speaker 4: Know i don't know i think john wouldn't that's okay.
00:32:38
Speaker 3: I i john was up there for me but did john wouldn't the legacy i don't i don't think that he had the competition that coach k had In the 60s and 70s, the way Coach K had competition now. That's why I put Coach K up there. For the wins and everything. And I hate, y'all know I hate Duke.
00:32:55
Speaker 1: Yes.
00:32:55
Speaker 3: Carolina beat Duke at Duke on Coach K's last game. And Duke.
00:33:02
Speaker 2: Wow. This how you know there's a God.
00:33:07
Speaker 3: Carolina and Duke has never, ever, ever met in the Final Four.
00:33:13
Speaker 4: Ever.
00:33:14
Speaker 2: Coach K's last year.
00:33:16
Speaker 3: Duke Carolina meet in the Final Four. And Carolina beats Duke.
00:33:21
Speaker 2: Hold on.
00:33:22
Speaker 4: No, I'm going to say one thing, though. If I go, I'm not watching that.
00:33:26
Speaker 2: Game at Duke. No, we're going to Chapel Hill. Yeah, because I ain't wearing that jersey. No, we're going to Chapel Hill. You got Carolina blue Nike.
00:33:35
Speaker 4: I'll rock your Carolina blue with my Jordan Carolina.
00:33:38
Speaker 2: Blues, but I ain't doing that in Duke.
00:33:40
Speaker 3: And Jeff's right, because Duke– Obama was at Cameron because it's... Cameron is a gym. They won't even build.
00:33:51
Speaker 2: They can build a 30.
00:33:52
Speaker 3: 40, 50,000-seater at Duke if they want to.
00:33:55
Speaker 2: They won't. Why?
00:33:57
Speaker 3: It's the history of.
00:34:01
Speaker 3: Cameron is actually a gymnasium. The Dean Dome is a coliseum. Cameron is a gymnasium. Like a high school people go play at. It's that small. But they love that little small.
00:34:17
Speaker 2: But that's why nobody can get in though. The crowd is on top of you. They doing that little finger thing. But yeah, man.
00:34:25
Speaker 3: Duke Carolina rivalry in sports is probably like one of the greatest rivalries in sports next to Boston, New York, Dallas Cowboys.
00:34:36
Speaker 2: Does the city shut down when they play? Bro, let me tell you something, dog.
00:34:41
Speaker 3: When Carolina beat Duke, Franklin Street and Chapel Hill, you can't... Don't park your car on Franklin Street.
00:34:48
Speaker 2: Don't even go down there. Yeah.
00:34:50
Speaker 3: It's Carolina-Duke. It's... TV ratings are up. People who don't even watch, people who are not even Carolina Duke fans, they're in other states. They're watching this game. It's just the history of that rivalry, bro. It's just wild. But that is my bucket list. That and going to a Super Bowl are my two sports bucket lists.
00:35:17
Speaker 1: Just the sheer size and scope of those two games is crazy. As far as Duke playing Carolina and being at a Super Bowl.
00:35:24
Speaker 3: I'd rather go to a Duke Carolina game instead of going to a national championship game. If Carolina went to a national championship, I'd be like, ah, I would go.
00:35:32
Speaker 2: That'd be cool.
00:35:33
Speaker 3: But I would rather go to Duke Carolina before I go to a national championship game. By the way, when Jeff went and threw it in my face, just want y'all to know.
00:35:41
Speaker 2: But how hard is it to get tickets for that?
00:35:43
Speaker 4: The worst part about it is this, is I went and the dude I was with was covering bets for everybody there. And he said to me, he goes, I'm giving two to one. I'm going to take Kansas, and I'll give you two to one if you take North Carolina. I said, I ain't taking Carolina without the points. I trust Vegas.
00:36:01
Speaker 2: And this is what happens.
00:36:03
Speaker 4: End of the game, Kansas comes back from being down like 11 and win by the spread. You know, Vegas is good with those points.
00:36:16
Speaker 2: They are too good. I never bet again. I never say I don't screw around with the spread. What does Vegas say? And I'll stick to that. People go, well, they're not always right. They're a lot of right.
00:36:26
Speaker 3: So, Ken, for you, Carolina and Duke and the Super Bowl are my two sports. They're on my sports bucket list.
00:36:36
Speaker 1: Jeff, what about you, man?
00:36:37
Speaker 2: What's on your sports bucket list?
00:36:38
Speaker 4: I do have one thing that I haven't done before. I would like to go to an Olympics in a foreign country.
00:36:44
Speaker 1: You know what? That's not a bad one, man.
00:36:46
Speaker 4: I would like to have a couple passes to a couple of the different events, have the hotel walk around in my USA clothes.
00:36:54
Speaker 2: That would be really cool.
00:36:56
Speaker 4: Just be part because you have every country and every this, and everyone's on their best behavior. But this year, I can't even imagine being at that USA Canada game. hockey and just seeing how crazy that was or and i i think winter because i don't want to be hot so wherever they do the winter olympics i'd like to be yeah i'm with you on that.
00:37:17
Speaker 1: I'd rather be cold than be in the middle of heat somewhere and here's the thing.
00:37:20
Speaker 5: About i mean i've been lucky yeah you you've been blessed man i've been like i've seen some good sports i don't watch sports but i love to go to live sports events because i'm always at the concession stand getting some good food I try.
00:37:35
Speaker 4: To get you guys to go to the Magic game, but you guys are busy.
00:37:39
Speaker 2: I go to a Magic game.
00:37:42
Speaker 3: I actually like going to watch. And I'm not a Magic fan, but I go to a Magic game in a heartbeat.
00:37:48
Speaker 2: Just to see the other players.
00:37:49
Speaker 4: For me, I like seeing great players on the other team. Basketball, for a long time, I got to see the best. Best people in the game. I saw LeBron's first game. And I remember they made a big deal. They're going, oh, he's out of high school. I said, ah, it's overrated, overrated. And I watched him hit this shot over Tracy McGrady in the corner. Ball should not even come close. That ball went straight up in the air and went in for the three. And Tracy looked over at him. And him and I had the same face on.
00:38:21
Speaker 2: Oh, he's real. Yeah, he's real, bro.
00:38:25
Speaker 3: I'll tell you mine, bro. I saw Jordan playing for the Wizards. a play against the Lakers. It was my birthday, March 28th. I never get my best friend, Jorge. She got us tickets. We were four rows up from courtside. We took the train into, it was the MCI center in DC, took the train in and joy and drop 40 on the Lakers with Shaq and Colby during their championship run. This is a championship run. Shaq and like, yep. I watched joy and drop. And I still got that ticket.
00:38:59
Speaker 2: People, young people don't realize what we got to witness. They think we exaggerate.
00:39:06
Speaker 5: No.
00:39:06
Speaker 2: Like, they really think. Seeing Jordan in his prime. Seeing Kobe.
00:39:10
Speaker 4: I mean, there are players that, Allen Iverson, they were so, the talent on these guys.
00:39:18
Speaker 2: When you saw Shaq, when he was playing for the Magic.
00:39:21
Speaker 4: He was ferocious when he was young.
00:39:24
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, he played great with the Lakers. But I mean, he was ferocious. I mean, that whole. place was about him. I mean, you couldn't get tickets.
00:39:32
Speaker 4: Those tickets were being jacked up, sold out every game.
00:39:35
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm going to tell you right now, when the Knicks come to play the magic, you ain't going to be able to get a ticket unless you.
00:39:42
Speaker 2: Talk about this last night.
00:39:44
Speaker 3: Yeah. When you go, if this Knicks Lakers, uh, Golden State.
00:39:52
Speaker 2: It's like the Pittsburgh Steelers.
00:39:54
Speaker 3: If you got a home game and the Steelers are in town, trust me, half that stadium are going to be Steelers fans.
00:40:01
Speaker 2: And Boston too.
00:40:03
Speaker 3: And I hate going to.
00:40:06
Speaker 2: The game with Boston fans. And they're the fans I hate most. Really?
00:40:12
Speaker 3: One of my favorite Magic games. This is like last year, maybe two years ago. One of my friends got us tickets because his neighbor has season tickets. So gave us tickets. We can go see Boston. Boston is up by 21. We like, all right, we going up. You know, Jeff, that little upper area where people go drink and hang out and stand.
00:40:31
Speaker 1: The bar.
00:40:31
Speaker 3: The bar. We up there drinking. We like, we look up. The magic done came back. We run back to our seats. The magic come back and win that game.
00:40:43
Speaker 1: That's wild.
00:40:44
Speaker 2: It was electric, bro. It was like.
00:40:47
Speaker 3: If you're a sports fan, take your ass to a live sporting event. Except don't go to Tampa Bay Stadium if you're a fan of the other teams.
00:40:56
Speaker 2: They'll fight you. Yeah, they'll fight you. Bro, I went and saw Brady before he retired.
00:41:00
Speaker 1: Bro. And it was the Saints.
00:41:03
Speaker 2: That was a great... It was a Saints game. Bro. Yeah. Yeah, man.
00:41:08
Speaker 3: If you're a sports fan, if you have never been to a live sporting event, you got to go.
00:41:12
Speaker 2: You got to go.
00:41:13
Speaker 1: It's just fun to be there. I'm not even a sports guy.
00:41:15
Speaker 2: It's just fun to be there. It's just fun to be there.
00:41:17
Speaker 1: Oh, Caps.
00:41:20
Speaker 3: I want to see the Caps play the Lightning in hockey. Washington Cavalier with the big rivalry. You talk about hockey. Hockey is insane live, bro. It's terrible on TV.
00:41:33
Speaker 2: Hockey live? Oh, my God. I go to the Solar Bear games. The Solar Bear games are fun. Watching people yell.
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Speaker 1: At people is fun.
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Speaker 2: TV doesn't do it justice how fast those guys are going.
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Speaker 1: Oh, it's great.
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Speaker 2: It does not give it justice.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, 25 people get off and 25 people get on.
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Speaker 2: Wait, what's going on here? Hey, what y'all doing? Yeah, bro.
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Speaker 3: Hockey's another good live sport to go see. But, Jeff, Olympics, that's a dope one. I'm down with that.
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Speaker 2: I go see it. I've always wanted to do that.
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Speaker 4: But I saw the– I took a buddy of mine who's a huge Boston fan. I said, if the Panthers get through there and they're in the Stanley Cup, I'll take you to a game. And we drove down to Lauderdale. It was the last game of the– well, it wound up to be the last game.
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Speaker 2: And they won.
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Speaker 4: And when you're at a place when somebody wins a Stanley Cup– It's crazy.
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Speaker 2: Hour later, they're still on the ice.
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Speaker 4: Every player gets to take that trophy and basically skate around. And everyone's going nuts. And it's an hour and a half after the game. People are still there enjoying it. That was a once-in-a-lifetime experience. So I thought that was cool, too.
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Speaker 2: That's wild.
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Speaker 1: For me, if I had to pick something sports, and you know I'm not a sports guy, I'd like to be at an NBA Finals.
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Speaker 2: They had it here.
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Speaker 4: You don't want to be at a final when your team tanks. Howard lost against the Lakers. When they miss that, when they miss that layup, we should have won that game. And then Howard missed some free throws, man.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: You are broken. When your team loses a final four, it breaks you. I can imagine.
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Speaker 1: But when you go to these big sporting events, I'm a, this is the dad in me thinking after the game, when you had a huge sporting event, you can't get home.
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Speaker 2: It's two hours. Yeah, you just can't leave.
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Speaker 3: That's one of those times, yo, you get a hotel near the arena so you can just walk through that mud.
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Speaker 4: There is one game I want to go to, a football game, because I have to do it once in my life.
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Speaker 2: I got to go to a Green Bay game.
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Speaker 3: Yes.
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Speaker 2: When it's cold, when it's frozen. When it's cold, you look like a bear in there. What do they call that field? It's a frozen tundra. Frozen tundra. Bro, it's cold over there, right? Oh, it is ridiculous. And one day, I've got to get there.
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Speaker 4: But I have a feeling I can't buy enough warm clothes to survive that. Yeah.
00:43:51
Speaker 2: Oh, that's gross.
00:43:53
Speaker 1: Well, guys, I'm sorry. We ran out of time.
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Speaker 2: We had a great conversation.
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Speaker 1: We over time, bro. A good one.
00:43:57
Speaker 2: I'd like to thank both you guys, Mr. Jeff the Batman Kaufman, Mr. Ken Miller.
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Speaker 1: Thank y'all so much, you, the listener, for tuning in, man. We'll be back next week, man. But before we go, Ken, tell them what to do.
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Speaker 3: Take your ass to bed. Y'all have a good weekend, family.
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Speaker 1: There you.
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Speaker 3: Go. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody.
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Speaker 2: Thank you.
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Speaker 1: You have just tuned in to Real Lives on Real Radio 104.1. I am your host tonight, James Young, comedian extraordinaire and all around good guy if you ask the right people. And I'm joined in virtual studio with some really good friends of mine, my brothers in comedy. That's right. First off, that is Ken Miller, the godfather of Orlando comedy. But today he is I pay the tabs now.
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Speaker 2: All eyes on me.
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Speaker 3: Hey, when I came out and said I paid a tab to look on Jeff's face, I was.
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Speaker 2: Like, got him. And then I left.
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Speaker 4: I want you to know for a second, I was going, you know what? This is the first time in my life I understand what it's like to be black. I was like, hold on.
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Speaker 2: Somebody paid my bill? Yes.
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Speaker 1: Oh, there you go.
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Speaker 2: I was in shock. All right, guys.
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Speaker 4: Hold on.
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Speaker 2: Did I pay the bill and nobody knew? Yeah.
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Speaker 3: It was hilarious. So I was texting Sean. I was like, yeah, I'm going to drop this tab before Jeff get to it. I said, but, you know, because me and Sean have been on this budgeting thing since we've been bringing this extra money in because we're trying to get our retirement set up.
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Speaker 5: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: And I said, so what's my limit? And she told me what the limit was. I went to the bar and I told the dude, I said, if you get up to this, come tell me.
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Speaker 2: So I cut their asses off. Say no pass. Let's talk about this.
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Speaker 4: Let's talk about this.
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Speaker 1: I want to. Yeah.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: We need to.
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Speaker 2: We need to talk about this part. Yeah. I got to discuss on this one. I talk about what's up.
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Speaker 5: No.
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Speaker 2: Talk about this bill. I ain't about to tell you. I'm like, what about the bill? I ain't about to tell you how much it was.
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Speaker 4: When somebody knows somebody else's pain, they start ordering. They go, let me order this.
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Speaker 2: I've never been that guy.
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Speaker 3: I will say this. My friends have never been them. My friends have never been those guys. Let us talk about this. We're going to save this for one because I got a story.
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Speaker 2: We on, Jeff. Oh, God. I come off racist. Yeah, you there, yeah. Hey, Jeff, I thought we were just talking. Jeff a comedian. He was joking. We talk a lot of mess between all of us.
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Speaker 4: I realize our sense of humor, because I know when I joke, I know when I, one of my jokes is it kills because Ken stops talking. This is Ken's move. He stops talking and turns his head away from you.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, when I do this.
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Speaker 4: Like he's evaluating. He goes, was that funny? I think that was funny. And it's like he's running that joke and then he turns around.
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Speaker 2: That was funny.
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Speaker 3: It's like he's making that decision. James African Prince, I'm still laughing. i'm still laughing hey dog hey man i already texted the sean so we could talk about it after we get off that's funny but now but get back to what we're saying i i will say this i don't have i don't have friends like that now i do got some family members when i go home if i say i'm paying for the check which i always do i know i got a brother or two well can i get my wife.
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Speaker 2: Something Can I take my son hunting? And I always do. I do. Just go ahead.
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Speaker 3: Now, my other brother, Terrell, when he pay, if you ain't there, you don't eat.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 2: He's like, I'm not sending food. No, I invited you to dinner.
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Speaker 3: They should have came. But for me, I'm like, yeah, here you go. You can buy.
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Speaker 2: Here, here you go. Take some food home.
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Speaker 1: That is an old school black community rule, by the way. You ain't here, you don't eat.
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Speaker 2: You don't eat.
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Speaker 4: I had a relative who used to do that. If he wasn't paying, he'd take meals home for his kids.
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Speaker 1: Okay, that's wild.
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Speaker 2: I'd be going, hold on.
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Speaker 4: He'd be taking food to go.
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Speaker 2: I said, no, no. You ain't paying to go. I'm not paying to go.
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Speaker 1: And let me tell you what else I don't do that a lot of people may do. I don't do it. When I get a free meal or everything's on a club, when I go there, I can just order what I want.
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Speaker 2: I do not go wild.
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Speaker 1: I don't order a bunch of expensive things. I don't go nuts.
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Speaker 2: I don't want to be that person.
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Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
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Speaker 2: I don't want them to see it. It's one plate. Go ahead, kid. Basani's.
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Speaker 3: I get the biggest steak they got, bro. Because he get mad if you don't. If you go to Basani's, shout out to Basani's, and you order spaghetti, you don't want a steak?
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Speaker 2: I got the best steak in the city. You don't want my steak?
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Speaker 3: Yes, give me the steak, Eric. Yes, I'll take the steak. You have to eat a... Bro, we ate steak every day. The last day, I said, I got to get salmon. I can't eat another steak, bro.
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Speaker 2: I gotta eat a salmon. I gotta eat a salmon, bro. I gotta gout now.
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Speaker 4: What club did we do that did the big tomahawks out on Palm Harbor?
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Speaker 2: Craves. Craves. Oh, Craves. Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 4: Miguel didn't even think about it. Miguel goes, bring the cow.
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Speaker 2: He didn't think.
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Speaker 3: Craves' steak might be number two behind Bassani's Comedy Club.
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Speaker 1: That's right.
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Speaker 2: I had shrimps.
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Speaker 3: Let me tell y'all something. I might be allergic to shellfish. I need to get tested.
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Speaker 2: But long story.
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Speaker 3: They gave me the shrimp and gave James my steak.
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Speaker 2: I opened this up. I said, these N-words trying to kill me. That's funny. It was dirty shrimp in this thing. That was mine. We had to overkill. Yeah, bro.
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Speaker 1: It was so good.
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Speaker 3: It was so good. Craig's got some good food. And they treat us right there, too. They treat us good.
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Speaker 2: Shout out to Craig. And that's how we ask, too. That's how we ask.
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Speaker 1: Treat us right.
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Speaker 2: James, what was the room you sent me down to? Captain Hiram's.
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Speaker 4: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: That's a great room. That's a good room, too. That's a kill box. Is that the one upstairs?
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Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes.
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Speaker 3: Okay, because the other one you sent us to, I still want to fight.
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Speaker 1: Jackson's on a river. Jackson's on a lake. Jackson's on a lake.
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Speaker 4: No, Hiram's was cool because you look out and you see the harbor. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: You see the harbor.
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Speaker 2: And they give you a room now. Yeah, they give you a room.
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Speaker 3: They give you a room now. They didn't give you one last time. So whenever you let me know, I want to go back when they start booking it again.
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Speaker 2: You got a date.
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Speaker 4: I thought that guy left.
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Speaker 2: No, he's still there.
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Speaker 4: Didn't you have a dude who said, I thought I saw his Facebook.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, you got to date them, bro. I don't think so. Let's talk after this. Yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 1: I think he canceled it because they're doing some renovation or something like that.
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Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah.
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Speaker 3: Let me know because I ain't got it on my calendar.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 3: But, yeah, no, we had a good– hold on.
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Speaker 2: Where city is it in? Sebastian, Florida.
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Speaker 5: Okay.
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Speaker 2: I do got a date. All right. So I was like, who? I was like, who? You got a date, right? I was like, yo, I got Sebastian on my calendar. What city is it? Cool.
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Speaker 3: I got to get my room for that. But let me tell you about this Mickey Ficky, James. Jane sent me and Carmen Pallone. It's a great room. You're going to love it, bro.
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Speaker 2: Did I say that? It was right in me, right in my raw heart. Bro, let me tell you something. We get there. Who else? Was Miguel with me? Was it me, Miguel, or Carmen?
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 3: I said, Carmen wanted to host. Carmen said he's going to host. I said, okay, I'll go. And then Miguel said he'll co-host. Miguel liked stuff like that. He does like the challenge. Carmen is crazy. bombing i'm talking about i'm talking about united states iran bombing i'm talking about the the straight is closed like we gas gas prices is high carmen carmen bombing so bad gas prices that went up like we the straight close that's how bad he bombing bro I go up there and I'm talking about, I have to yell at this. That's one of them audience where you got to be trained and stand up. You got to be a trained fighter.
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Speaker 2: I'm over here. I'm over there.
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Speaker 3: Jeff, I work in the room. I'm in the audience. I'm behind the bar. Hey, man, I do that 25 minutes, man. I go outside, set them shirts up. Miguel, get on stage, boy. That boy bombing so bad, they was coming out there buying merch.
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Speaker 2: Damn!
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Speaker 3: Damn and we loved it and we had a and we stuck around for another 30 minutes drank with them had a good time you know what.
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Speaker 1: I'm saying because they want to party that's all they want.
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Speaker 3: To do they won't they won't so for me the comedy show do it do a hot 30 45 minute comedy show and then do a comedian meet and greet after because they just want to hang with you they just want to kick it with you bro.
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Speaker 2: And they They are friendly and they're very hospitable, bro. They are. Very friendly. Very, very, very good white folk. Yeah, you white folk.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, good white folk. Speaking of very good white folk.
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Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
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Speaker 2: Lake City, Florida. I love you, Mickey Figgins. Talk about a kid.
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Speaker 3: Let me tell you something, man. Hey, Tallahassee, James, I know that's your home.
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Speaker 1: That's my home.
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Speaker 3: You know, Tallahassee was up there for me on the OMG's Wix tour.
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Speaker 4: Yep.
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Speaker 2: Lake City, bro.
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Speaker 1: You said it was great.
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Speaker 3: Them country bumpkin they was so country I didn't even know Florida was country like that They were talking to.
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Speaker 2: Me like, man, boy, they were like, you are funny. You funny, boy.
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Speaker 3: When they're from the country, I just let the boy go ahead and come out because that's just what they're going to say.
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Speaker 1: They're not saying it in a demeaning way. They call everybody boy.
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Speaker 3: But now, man, Lake City was amazing, bro. Lake City, y'all don't owe me nothing, man.
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Speaker 2: I love y'all. I can't wait to go back.
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Speaker 1: That's nice.
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Speaker 2: I'm glad.
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Speaker 1: And again, I say this every single time you bring it up. Love the fact this is going on for your brother. I'm so happy that you're doing all these shows, man. Shout out to OMG, it's Wix. One of the best human beings on the planet.
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Speaker 2: Family amazing. Kids love me.
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Speaker 3: I walked in, they were like, Unc! I hugged one of the daughters. The other daughter was like, why you didn't hug me first? Just a great, great family. Also, you and Devin, bro. Man, y'all, I said this last week. Your video of you peeing on yourself and the video of Miguel in the.
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Speaker 2: Car with the food.
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Speaker 1: My apologies, sir.
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Speaker 2: My apologies. The wrong stuff goes viral. Yes!
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Speaker 3: But when James had them big-ass shorts with the... Hey, dawg, look at me. He called me. I called James. I said, James, hey, Mickey Ficky. Look at me. Hey, dog. That's the funniest I've seen. And I said, it's probably not going to go viral.
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Speaker 1: No, it won't.
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Speaker 2: It's the funniest.
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Speaker 1: Nope.
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Speaker 2: Fingernails polish goes viral yeah if you.
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Speaker 3: Listen go to jay's instagram and go find this video jay power power terror and how jay peter on this stuff because i know when he recorded video he really had no shorts on.
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Speaker 2: I sure didn't.
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Speaker 3: And then miguel in the car making fun of this time time with the food all over.
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Speaker 1: His bro he had it everywhere like he said my apology sir I had to call him, too.
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Speaker 3: I said, boy, you and James have made two of the funniest videos this year, bro, and it won't even go viral.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: There's a local influencer named Jared Lincoln, and he is all over. And one of my paralegals was like, hey, Jeff, there's a video with your face behind him.
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Speaker 2: Yes! How the hell? Hold on. You sent it to James and didn't send it to me.
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Speaker 1: Oh, yeah.
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Speaker 3: How does that even happen? Jane, what day was on? Because, you know, Tuesday is my don't talk to white people day.
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Speaker 1: It was Tuesday.
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Speaker 2: Okay, it was Tuesday.
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Speaker 4: I'll tell you, I'm watching it and he's doing this great, he just stares into the camera and he writes something above his head.
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Speaker 2: And my billboard is right behind him. You got a lot of free press on that one. And I'm dying. I said, let me contact this dude.
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Speaker 4: So him and I are doing a collab tomorrow morning at 10.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Mark. I was laughing because I automatically saw the joke.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 4: When I saw it, I said, I imagine, you know, he's doing his thing. And I slowly sneak in behind him and just put my head on his shoulder. Cause you see that big billboard.
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Speaker 1: I said to the.
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Speaker 3: James, I say, bro, I said, bro, is this Jeff billboard?
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Speaker 4: How the hell did neither one of you share that with me?
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Speaker 1: I don't know why. I just assumed that. No, like, you know what I mean?
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Speaker 2: Like that. Your face was right there. I'm not part of the group chat. That's the problem. You sure, Jeff? I didn't send you that. You didn't send me nothing. Let me go check, bro.
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Speaker 4: Because I had to be told by one of my people in my office.
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Speaker 2: Hey, she goes, oh, Jeff. And I said, when did he do this? May.
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Speaker 1: And by the way, the video that we did together for Theme Park and Me has like 100 and almost 200,000 views.
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Speaker 2: Yeah. But it ain't peeing in shorts. But it ain't peeing in shorts.
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Speaker 1: Bro.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to watch it tonight, B. I don't care, man.
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Speaker 3: I'm talking about, I was, I'm at my desk at work. I bust out laughing and I say out loud, this N-word on the floor of my corporate job.
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Speaker 2: I got a customer on the line. I say, yo, I got to call you back. Click. Hey, James. This is the funniest.
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Speaker 3: Because I know he was winning the pool in it.
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Speaker 2: I was so winning the pool in it. This is the funniest.
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Speaker 3: You and Miguel, my two favorite videos of the year, locally, of local folks.
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Speaker 2: Those are my two favorite videos.
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Speaker 3: Y'all go watch James Tawa Terra and Mr. Chime Time. Miguel with the food.
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Speaker 2: That's a great way to end this, y'all.
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Speaker 1: Don't go nowhere. We'll be right back. This is Real Last Real Radio 104.1.
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Speaker 2: Welcome back, everybody.
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Speaker 1: You're still listening to Real Lives on Real Radio 104.1. I'm your host, Mr. James John. That is Ken Miller, a.k.a. I pay all the tabs now. And that is Jeff the Batman Coffin. And real quick, I forgot to shout this out at the very beginning of the show. Forgive me for that. But none of this happens without our official sponsor. And I'm talking about Kaufman and Lynn, your official personal injury attorneys in Orlando. They've been winning and representing for over 20 years. If you need more information, go to when you need us dot com. And you can call this special number. Can't hit him with the number.
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Speaker 3: Technically, it's 30 years because I saw another little advertisement say over 30 years.
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Speaker 2: So they old. They old.
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Speaker 3: But 407-500-JEFF.
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Speaker 2: 407-500-JEFF.
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Speaker 3: Slip or fall, car accident, kick in the ass, Jeff Kaufman.
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Speaker 2: But, hey.
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Speaker 3: I might be the new sponsor since I'm paying the tab now. Since Jeff don't want to pay tabs no more. I might as well sponsor this show since Jeff didn't want to pay the tab. Yo, Jeff usually paid the tab for us and take care of us. Last night, Jeff was sitting on his little wallet.
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Speaker 2: I thought I had been drinking too much. I was like, where's the bill? I said, I got you.
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Speaker 3: Yes, Jeff didn't want to pay the tab last night.
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Speaker 2: I said, I got you.
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Speaker 3: Then he's going to go get us some little funky pizza.
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Speaker 4: I bought the funky pizza before we paid the tab.
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Speaker 2: That's a mortgage payment. This show is bought to you.
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Speaker 3: By Preppy Socialite.
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Speaker 2: I'm paying for this now.
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Speaker 3: Jeff don't pay no more tabs, bro.
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Speaker 2: Y'all gonna come in the back?
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Speaker 3: Hey, Jeff, hey. Man, Jeff, I said, Jeff, it's time for the tab. Jeff gonna go to the bathroom.
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Speaker 2: Hey. Hey. I got something I want to talk about. Ken injured that tab.
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Speaker 1: He did. I did.
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Speaker 2: Ken does it on the way. He goes, I got to go. I took care of the tab.
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Speaker 1: I was like, what?
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Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. I got to go.
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Speaker 1: I got to go.
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Speaker 3: Y'all don't know. Jeff is very generous, man. Jeff takes care of us. Anytime we go out to eat, drink, Jeff take care of us. And honestly, real talk, no joking or whatever. I just want to be like, hey, man, let me get it because you always get everything. And I'm doing amazing right now. I mean, glory to God. I don't think y'all do Jesus, but prayers of Jesus.
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Speaker 1: I don't know.
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Speaker 3: I don't know if y'all do Jesus, but thank you.
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Speaker 2: Thank you, God.
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Speaker 4: My belief has been this since I was a kid. If I had it, I was paying.
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Speaker 1: And that's what we do.
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Speaker 2: I don't care what situation I'm in. If I have it. And I'm the same way of it. I'm the same way.
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Speaker 4: You know, people always look at me and there, there are some people who take advantage of that. And I'm OK because I have to go, hey, listen, you know, I've got a good, you know, people have been good to me. And karma is serious, man. There are some bad times that hit and there are times I should not have made it and something happened. So, you know, it might be selfish.
00:17:25
Speaker 1: And I give this credit to Ken as well. Jeff, you are very generous. And so is Ken. I remember a lot of young comics coming up. And we would have them be our openers or they would be emceeing for us. And we knew how much money they didn't have, man. They were struggling. Ken would always buy those dudes food. He would always take them out to eat.
00:17:45
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something, man. I've paid comedians rent. Yeah, I pay comedians light bill. I've bought comedians. Say mama wanted to come to town. I paid for the plane ticket. I Orlando comedy.
00:18:00
Speaker 2: Y'all don't owe me. I love y'all. I love y'all.
00:18:03
Speaker 3: I'm proud to be y'all godfather, man. I've given comedians... And I didn't even ask for it back.
00:18:11
Speaker 1: No, you didn't.
00:18:12
Speaker 2: I've never.
00:18:12
Speaker 3: Hey, man, I want my money back.
00:18:15
Speaker 2: No, man. Never say a word.
00:18:17
Speaker 3: My mama raised me, man. I've told this story. It's in my TED Talk, man. I told this story about when I was a kid, bro. I thought that woman hated me. Because she made me do everything. She was always on me.
00:18:31
Speaker 2: And she says.
00:18:32
Speaker 3: One day, man, I said, this a day, James, you're in the black household.
00:18:35
Speaker 2: I said, this a day.
00:18:37
Speaker 3: My mama going to kill me because I'm about to stand up to her.
00:18:39
Speaker 1: I'm not.
00:18:40
Speaker 3: You ain't about to have me washing dishes. Everybody outside. I go to my mom. I'm washing dishes. She walks in the kitchen. I says, why I got to wash these dishes? And they get to go outside the place. She looked at me. She says, because you're the only child that I can depend on. She says, she said, I don't know what it is about you, but the world is going to depend on you. I don't know what what it is. I've seen you.
00:19:01
Speaker 2: She called that.
00:19:02
Speaker 3: She said, the world is going to depend on you. And from that moment, I've always been there for everybody. I've always been there for everybody. So that's why I don't mind hanging out with Chris when I know Chris ain't got it. Because I know that's my dog and I'm.
00:19:17
Speaker 2: Going to take care of him. He's a dependent.
00:19:20
Speaker 3: But shout out to Ruthie Mae. Man, that's... She said that to me, bro. And it stuck with me. And I've been like that. I'm going to tell you, this is how you know I've been like that. My job used to give us snacks and they stopped it.
00:19:36
Speaker 2: They used to give us water.
00:19:37
Speaker 3: They stopped the water, but they put a water fountain in. But the water fountain is connected to the bathroom. Do you know every Monday? Do you know every Monday?
00:19:45
Speaker 2: True story, bro. After a good comedy weekend. Yeah. It's two bathrooms and.
00:19:50
Speaker 3: A water fountain in the middle of the bathroom. I'm not making this up. It's the men's bathroom, ladies' bathroom, and a water fountain in the middle.
00:19:59
Speaker 2: I won't drink that water.
00:20:00
Speaker 3: James, do you know every Monday after I have a great comedy weekend, I take $ 100 off and I go buy snacks for the whole week for my office.
00:20:09
Speaker 2: Come on, man.
00:20:11
Speaker 1: Come on. Every Monday.
00:20:13
Speaker 3: It's candy bars, chips, donuts, everything. Because people depend on me, man. And I'm okay with that. And I'm not upset. It don't bother me. I'm like, they're taking advantage of me.
00:20:23
Speaker 1: Nah, it's my... You're going to get your blessing another way.
00:20:28
Speaker 2: I'm going to get my blessing. But what Unicron say, it's my destiny. Unicron. By the way, go see that.
00:20:37
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you did, brother. I'm never going to see a movie in 40X again. I didn't know you could. I didn't know you could pause the scene.
00:20:45
Speaker 2: You should sue. You should sue. I got to call Jeff Kaufman. Personal injury.
00:20:49
Speaker 4: I was.
00:20:51
Speaker 2: No, they took me that one. The Mandalorian. No, I thought I was going to die. Jeff, I'm like doing this. Jeff.
00:20:58
Speaker 1: Oh, Jeff.
00:20:59
Speaker 2: Talk to him.
00:20:59
Speaker 1: Jeff.
00:21:00
Speaker 2: I was one of those. You know that thing we do outside the car? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was me. Bro, I went and saw Black Panther like that. Never again.
00:21:07
Speaker 1: Oh, my God.
00:21:08
Speaker 2: Never again.
00:21:09
Speaker 3: So, if y'all don't know, Transformers just dropped 40th year of the Transformers. And I'm like, I told my wife, I said, I want to go see it. But I was going to go to like the night movie. Then I saw 4DX.
00:21:20
Speaker 2: I said, I'll go see.
00:21:21
Speaker 3: This got to be cool in 4DX. It's going to be blowing wind at you and water. I thought you could pause the seat. No, you could pause the water.
00:21:33
Speaker 2: That's it. That seat bruised me. I was bruised the next day. It's because it's rough. It ain't like, it ain't gentle.
00:21:42
Speaker 3: Yo, it's, bro, when Unicron was eating Cybertron, I was like, dog, I'm not on Cybertron.
00:21:48
Speaker 1: Bruh.
00:21:49
Speaker 2: I know, bruh. I know that's the rough, but we had a safe word. Like, I knew it was rough, yes. Damn, like, rutabaga. Rutabaga.
00:22:01
Speaker 4: I had 20 people with me and they were laughing at me. They were watching me more than they're watching the movie because I thought I was going to die.
00:22:09
Speaker 1: Me too.
00:22:11
Speaker 3: I got halfway through the movie on everything I love. I stood up because in the back they got the bars. I stood up and just sat. I watched the rest of the movie because at the end they got the Optimus Prime comes back alive. So they got if you got to go watch that the awakening Optimus Prime the awakening but bro I'll never do 4DX again.
00:22:32
Speaker 2: I pay $ 40 not to go.
00:22:33
Speaker 4: Bro.
00:22:36
Speaker 2: It's not even fun. I don't even know what people saw. What was the fun in it?
00:22:42
Speaker 4: Some people love it. Like my guy, Dave, my producer, that's the only movie theater he'll go to.
00:22:47
Speaker 2: Oh, it was terrible.
00:22:49
Speaker 3: And I was hungover from the night hanging out with the TED Talk people the night before.
00:22:53
Speaker 2: So I'm shaking.
00:22:55
Speaker 3: And I'm in the handicap row because that's where you get the good seat.
00:22:59
Speaker 2: How are you.
00:22:59
Speaker 4: Going to stick somebody with special needs in that chair?
00:23:02
Speaker 3: Hey, man, you know what was next to me? My popcorn and my mozzarella sticks. And it was on the other side when you were there. Popcorn flying everywhere. Popcorn flying everywhere. I'm like, bro, I tried to eat.
00:23:16
Speaker 2: I couldn't eat. I was like, what is going on, bro? I said, yeah, I'd never do this again.
00:23:22
Speaker 1: I'd never do this again. While we're on the topic real quick of Transformers, man, hey, rest in peace, Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime, passed away.
00:23:29
Speaker 3: Yeah, man. They did a, they did a whole, like a 10 minute tribute right before the movie.
00:23:34
Speaker 2: Yeah. It is dope. It's dope, man.
00:23:36
Speaker 3: Like, so this weekend and you know, Jeff, the Batman Kaufman, it was, it was Batman day and they were playing the original Batman with Michael Keaton in theaters this past week.
00:23:47
Speaker 2: Yep.
00:23:47
Speaker 4: I saw that at Dr.
00:23:49
Speaker 2: Phillips. They had a symphony and.
00:23:51
Speaker 1: They were playing. That's right.
00:23:52
Speaker 2: And it was amazing. It was cool. So there's some good events like it.
00:23:56
Speaker 4: Like the one I thought this year when they talk about my favorite movie, I saw The Odyssey in the IMAX.
00:24:03
Speaker 2: I didn't see it in IMAX. How good was it? Nope. There's only one place to see it.
00:24:08
Speaker 3: It's changed.
00:24:09
Speaker 2: It's still at Port Orlando.
00:24:10
Speaker 1: Is it really?
00:24:11
Speaker 3: Okay.
00:24:11
Speaker 2: It's still there. I had the second to last row, middle. I sat there.
00:24:16
Speaker 4: And that's the only place that you can't sit in the IMAX other than the last two rows.
00:24:19
Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
00:24:20
Speaker 2: Everything else, you might as well just stand right on the screen with it. Yeah, yeah.
00:24:23
Speaker 3: Me and Sean was in the same seat you were in. We were in the back row right in the middle.
00:24:29
Speaker 4: The two last rows are the only rows you can really sit in IMAX theater.
00:24:34
Speaker 1: How was it?
00:24:34
Speaker 2: How was the experience?
00:24:37
Speaker 4: I thought it was the best movie I have seen in too many years.
00:24:42
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:24:42
Speaker 1: Got it.
00:24:43
Speaker 2: It was so good.
00:24:44
Speaker 4: And I think the IMAX had a lot to do with it.
00:24:46
Speaker 2: I agree. But I couldn't. It was three hours. And not once did I say, well, I better go to the bathroom. Not one time.
00:24:52
Speaker 4: You hit me for three hours. That's at least one and a half.
00:24:54
Speaker 2: Not one time. Hey, could I say, I do like the fact that, what's his name?
00:25:00
Speaker 1: Christopher Nolan. I like the fact he likes to use the same actors in multiple projects.
00:25:06
Speaker 3: Bro, the Odyssey was everybody that was in Spider-Man.
00:25:10
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah.
00:25:13
Speaker 1: Hey, by the way, Tom Holland and Zendaya are on an absolute tear as far as projects, man.
00:25:21
Speaker 4: Spider-Man is, well, hold on. He had Spider-Man and now this movie. But, I mean, his other movies have just been okay.
00:25:28
Speaker 2: Like the video game movie he did. You know, outside of Spider-Man, I don't think his movies have made a lot of money. Well, these are two big ones to be in. Yeah, well, that's the Odyssey. You can choose. This was crazy.
00:25:39
Speaker 3: So, you got Spider-Man in it. You got the Punisher in it. You got Jason Bourne. You got the girl from Black Panther in it.
00:25:50
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:25:50
Speaker 3: You got the buddy who played Batman, the Twilight dude.
00:25:56
Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
00:25:58
Speaker 2: You got Dr. Dre. Yeah. The dude who played Dr.
00:26:02
Speaker 1: Dre is in it.
00:26:03
Speaker 4: You cast Patterson as a villain. It's not hard because we hate him anyway.
00:26:08
Speaker 1: I never hated him.
00:26:10
Speaker 3: I loved him as Batman. I thought he was a really good Batman.
00:26:15
Speaker 2: He complained too much for Batman.
00:26:16
Speaker 3: He should have been Batman Beyond. I thought he should have been Batman Beyond. I thought he would have been a great Batman Beyond. But yeah, James, I'm telling you, everybody in that movie was a superhero in a movie somewhere else.
00:26:30
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:26:31
Speaker 3: They was a superhero or they was in a superhero movie. James, it's still there. Please take your wife and go see The Odyssey and IMAX. Me and Sean went to see it.
00:26:40
Speaker 2: It was amazing.
00:26:42
Speaker 3: And you're not even going to know you was in there three hours, bro. You know, I saw it, but I didn't see it in IMAX.
00:26:49
Speaker 2: It might be hard to see again.
00:26:51
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:51
Speaker 3: Have you seen it already? Nah, I'm one of those dudes. I can watch a great movie. Okay, then go watch the IMAX.
00:26:56
Speaker 2: I saw Endgame like 18 times.
00:26:58
Speaker 4: But don't go to the concessions because you're going to lose some money there.
00:27:02
Speaker 1: Oh, I know.
00:27:03
Speaker 3: You gotta have the Regal app when you get some free concessions.
00:27:07
Speaker 2: I got the Regal app.
00:27:08
Speaker 4: I want you to know, I had the Regal app from all the movies that I paid for people. What I didn't know is those points expire.
00:27:16
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah. I could have gotten a car.
00:27:20
Speaker 4: I had like 100,000 points from all the people I took to the movie. And they go, well, let me see. They go, you got no points.
00:27:29
Speaker 2: I go, what?
00:27:31
Speaker 1: I got all the points.
00:27:32
Speaker 2: I got all the points. I funded your movie theater.
00:27:38
Speaker 3: If I buy out three of your movie theaters, y'all better give my people popcorn and drink for free.
00:27:44
Speaker 2: Seven. Seven theaters. Not three. Seven theaters.
00:27:50
Speaker 3: If I bought out seven theaters, concessions need to be.
00:27:53
Speaker 2: Free that night.
00:27:54
Speaker 4: Amen.
00:27:54
Speaker 1: Amen.
00:27:56
Speaker 2: But we had a good time when we did that.
00:27:57
Speaker 1: We had a great time.
00:27:59
Speaker 2: Oh, man. We were having a good time. Jeff would dress up, he would cosplay, take pictures.
00:28:03
Speaker 1: Everything.
00:28:04
Speaker 4: Batman, Spider-Man, Kraven the Hunter. I mean, I dressed up as a Santa Claus.
00:28:09
Speaker 1: I mean, oof.
00:28:11
Speaker 2: I dressed up every time, too.
00:28:12
Speaker 3: I loved it.
00:28:13
Speaker 2: I was a black dad with diabetes every single time.
00:28:15
Speaker 3: Shout out to the Prince of Africa for helping James.
00:28:21
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yelling at all the white women for taking his medication.
00:28:25
Speaker 1: That's it.
00:28:26
Speaker 2: On that note, don't go anywhere.
00:28:28
Speaker 1: We'll be right back. This is Real Lives on Real Radio 104.1. Welcome back, everybody. You are still hanging with us.
00:28:49
Speaker 2: It's Real Labs on Real Radio 104.1.
00:28:52
Speaker 1: I'm still your host, Mr. James John.
00:28:54
Speaker 2: That is Ken Miller, a.k.a. I pay all the tabs now.
00:28:57
Speaker 1: And that is Jeff, the Batman Coffin from Coffin and Lynn, your official personal injury attorney.
00:29:03
Speaker 2: Go to WhenYouNeedUs.com. You'll see some stuff right there.
00:29:06
Speaker 1: Now, I want to talk to you all about something. Now, I will admittedly say I am not the biggest sports fan in the world. I've been paying attention. I know.
00:29:13
Speaker 2: I know. but i've been paying attention to sports.
00:29:18
Speaker 1: I played sports i played i was a wrestler i played football and what else did i do a weightlifting team i did a lot of sports in in school but i never got into the emotional attachment of watching it like i never i would root for like wrestling before i would root for like watching sports i never got into it like that.
00:29:36
Speaker 2: Like don't go to a game with me don't go to a game with me are.
00:29:39
Speaker 1: You crazy don't you i'm i'm okay i am are you a lunatic really.
00:29:44
Speaker 4: I'm into it i i you know I'm making calls. I'm yelling at the ref. I mean, people get mad at me, but I love sports.
00:29:52
Speaker 2: I mean, I am.
00:29:52
Speaker 1: Do you really?
00:29:53
Speaker 2: I went with this dude. I don't have this.
00:29:55
Speaker 4: It's on Magic Game. And I didn't know how it was going to go because I didn't know him.
00:29:59
Speaker 2: But I start yelling. He starts yelling.
00:30:01
Speaker 4: We yelled together the whole game.
00:30:03
Speaker 2: We yelled through overtime.
00:30:05
Speaker 5: Nice.
00:30:05
Speaker 4: We yelled when they brought out the AO song, you know, Orlando Magic.
00:30:09
Speaker 2: We were. We walked out of there. Good game.
00:30:11
Speaker 1: There you go. Now, Ken, are you crazy? Now, you love sports, but are you crazy at games?
00:30:16
Speaker 3: Oh, only Carolina Duke. Carolina Duke play. I am a Carolina playing period. I am one of those. I, man, Sean bought me something called it. Sean bought me a damn it doll. Like, you damn it.
00:30:30
Speaker 2: You throw it.
00:30:31
Speaker 3: Bro, Carolina was losing in the championship game, and I ripped it in.
00:30:35
Speaker 4: Yo. Yeah.
00:30:39
Speaker 3: So like his insides is just hanging out. Like he just got ate by the predator, bro.
00:30:43
Speaker 2: That ain't, that's a God damn. That wasn't your fault. That was a bad game, man.
00:30:47
Speaker 1: You guys.
00:30:48
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah.
00:30:50
Speaker 3: So, but Carolina Tar Heels.
00:30:52
Speaker 2: Yeah.
00:30:52
Speaker 3: But anybody else? Nah, I'm a Lakers fan. I'm a Panthers fan. It won't bother me, but I don't know what it is about North Carolina Tar Heel basketball.
00:31:00
Speaker 2: I'll choke a baby. I will. I will.
00:31:03
Speaker 5: I will.
00:31:03
Speaker 2: I will. What's her name? Lindsay. I will.
00:31:05
Speaker 5: Lindsay.
00:31:06
Speaker 3: I will.
00:31:06
Speaker 2: Lindsay.
00:31:07
Speaker 3: What's the clancy lady name? You're talking about the mom?
00:31:15
Speaker 2: The mom. What's her name, Jeff? I got enough trouble. You got enough trouble. Okay. Exercise pants. That ain't funny. It is funny.
00:31:25
Speaker 4: I said I'd start doing comedy shows, and if somebody say something, I'd break out.
00:31:28
Speaker 1: An exercise pants.
00:31:28
Speaker 2: But I got a serious question about sports.
00:31:30
Speaker 1: But before I ask you that serious question, you just brought up something that made me want to ask you another one. Real quick, because y'all are sports dudes. Ken, what's your end-all, be-all bucket list thing you want to do regarding sports?
00:31:42
Speaker 3: Oh, Carolina Duke. Go to a Carolina Duke game. That is my.
00:31:46
Speaker 2: It's that big. It's that big.
00:31:49
Speaker 3: Never been to one.
00:31:52
Speaker 2: James, this is how big it is. Ken?
00:31:55
Speaker 3: I've never been.
00:31:56
Speaker 2: Ken, do you really want to go?
00:31:59
Speaker 3: Bro, let me tell you something. Let me tell you something, dawg.
00:32:04
Speaker 2: Take them, Jeff. That would be so cool. Because I want you to know something.
00:32:06
Speaker 4: You're going to have to move that I paid the tab down to above Jeff Parker.
00:32:12
Speaker 2: I love it. Because I ain't never going to see that one ever again.
00:32:15
Speaker 1: Hey, Jane, this is how big it is. President Obama went to a game. Went to Duke, Carolina.
00:32:22
Speaker 3: Him so it's the last game of coach k coach k is retiring he's done coach k one of the great coach k is actually the greatest college basketball coach of all time and i hate to i don't even i don't even watch i don't.
00:32:34
Speaker 4: Know i don't know i think john wouldn't that's okay.
00:32:38
Speaker 3: I i john was up there for me but did john wouldn't the legacy i don't i don't think that he had the competition that coach k had In the 60s and 70s, the way Coach K had competition now. That's why I put Coach K up there. For the wins and everything. And I hate, y'all know I hate Duke.
00:32:55
Speaker 1: Yes.
00:32:55
Speaker 3: Carolina beat Duke at Duke on Coach K's last game. And Duke.
00:33:02
Speaker 2: Wow. This how you know there's a God.
00:33:07
Speaker 3: Carolina and Duke has never, ever, ever met in the Final Four.
00:33:13
Speaker 4: Ever.
00:33:14
Speaker 2: Coach K's last year.
00:33:16
Speaker 3: Duke Carolina meet in the Final Four. And Carolina beats Duke.
00:33:21
Speaker 2: Hold on.
00:33:22
Speaker 4: No, I'm going to say one thing, though. If I go, I'm not watching that.
00:33:26
Speaker 2: Game at Duke. No, we're going to Chapel Hill. Yeah, because I ain't wearing that jersey. No, we're going to Chapel Hill. You got Carolina blue Nike.
00:33:35
Speaker 4: I'll rock your Carolina blue with my Jordan Carolina.
00:33:38
Speaker 2: Blues, but I ain't doing that in Duke.
00:33:40
Speaker 3: And Jeff's right, because Duke– Obama was at Cameron because it's... Cameron is a gym. They won't even build.
00:33:51
Speaker 2: They can build a 30.
00:33:52
Speaker 3: 40, 50,000-seater at Duke if they want to.
00:33:55
Speaker 2: They won't. Why?
00:33:57
Speaker 3: It's the history of.
00:34:01
Speaker 3: Cameron is actually a gymnasium. The Dean Dome is a coliseum. Cameron is a gymnasium. Like a high school people go play at. It's that small. But they love that little small.
00:34:17
Speaker 2: But that's why nobody can get in though. The crowd is on top of you. They doing that little finger thing. But yeah, man.
00:34:25
Speaker 3: Duke Carolina rivalry in sports is probably like one of the greatest rivalries in sports next to Boston, New York, Dallas Cowboys.
00:34:36
Speaker 2: Does the city shut down when they play? Bro, let me tell you something, dog.
00:34:41
Speaker 3: When Carolina beat Duke, Franklin Street and Chapel Hill, you can't... Don't park your car on Franklin Street.
00:34:48
Speaker 2: Don't even go down there. Yeah.
00:34:50
Speaker 3: It's Carolina-Duke. It's... TV ratings are up. People who don't even watch, people who are not even Carolina Duke fans, they're in other states. They're watching this game. It's just the history of that rivalry, bro. It's just wild. But that is my bucket list. That and going to a Super Bowl are my two sports bucket lists.
00:35:17
Speaker 1: Just the sheer size and scope of those two games is crazy. As far as Duke playing Carolina and being at a Super Bowl.
00:35:24
Speaker 3: I'd rather go to a Duke Carolina game instead of going to a national championship game. If Carolina went to a national championship, I'd be like, ah, I would go.
00:35:32
Speaker 2: That'd be cool.
00:35:33
Speaker 3: But I would rather go to Duke Carolina before I go to a national championship game. By the way, when Jeff went and threw it in my face, just want y'all to know.
00:35:41
Speaker 2: But how hard is it to get tickets for that?
00:35:43
Speaker 4: The worst part about it is this, is I went and the dude I was with was covering bets for everybody there. And he said to me, he goes, I'm giving two to one. I'm going to take Kansas, and I'll give you two to one if you take North Carolina. I said, I ain't taking Carolina without the points. I trust Vegas.
00:36:01
Speaker 2: And this is what happens.
00:36:03
Speaker 4: End of the game, Kansas comes back from being down like 11 and win by the spread. You know, Vegas is good with those points.
00:36:16
Speaker 2: They are too good. I never bet again. I never say I don't screw around with the spread. What does Vegas say? And I'll stick to that. People go, well, they're not always right. They're a lot of right.
00:36:26
Speaker 3: So, Ken, for you, Carolina and Duke and the Super Bowl are my two sports. They're on my sports bucket list.
00:36:36
Speaker 1: Jeff, what about you, man?
00:36:37
Speaker 2: What's on your sports bucket list?
00:36:38
Speaker 4: I do have one thing that I haven't done before. I would like to go to an Olympics in a foreign country.
00:36:44
Speaker 1: You know what? That's not a bad one, man.
00:36:46
Speaker 4: I would like to have a couple passes to a couple of the different events, have the hotel walk around in my USA clothes.
00:36:54
Speaker 2: That would be really cool.
00:36:56
Speaker 4: Just be part because you have every country and every this, and everyone's on their best behavior. But this year, I can't even imagine being at that USA Canada game. hockey and just seeing how crazy that was or and i i think winter because i don't want to be hot so wherever they do the winter olympics i'd like to be yeah i'm with you on that.
00:37:17
Speaker 1: I'd rather be cold than be in the middle of heat somewhere and here's the thing.
00:37:20
Speaker 5: About i mean i've been lucky yeah you you've been blessed man i've been like i've seen some good sports i don't watch sports but i love to go to live sports events because i'm always at the concession stand getting some good food I try.
00:37:35
Speaker 4: To get you guys to go to the Magic game, but you guys are busy.
00:37:39
Speaker 2: I go to a Magic game.
00:37:42
Speaker 3: I actually like going to watch. And I'm not a Magic fan, but I go to a Magic game in a heartbeat.
00:37:48
Speaker 2: Just to see the other players.
00:37:49
Speaker 4: For me, I like seeing great players on the other team. Basketball, for a long time, I got to see the best. Best people in the game. I saw LeBron's first game. And I remember they made a big deal. They're going, oh, he's out of high school. I said, ah, it's overrated, overrated. And I watched him hit this shot over Tracy McGrady in the corner. Ball should not even come close. That ball went straight up in the air and went in for the three. And Tracy looked over at him. And him and I had the same face on.
00:38:21
Speaker 2: Oh, he's real. Yeah, he's real, bro.
00:38:25
Speaker 3: I'll tell you mine, bro. I saw Jordan playing for the Wizards. a play against the Lakers. It was my birthday, March 28th. I never get my best friend, Jorge. She got us tickets. We were four rows up from courtside. We took the train into, it was the MCI center in DC, took the train in and joy and drop 40 on the Lakers with Shaq and Colby during their championship run. This is a championship run. Shaq and like, yep. I watched joy and drop. And I still got that ticket.
00:38:59
Speaker 2: People, young people don't realize what we got to witness. They think we exaggerate.
00:39:06
Speaker 5: No.
00:39:06
Speaker 2: Like, they really think. Seeing Jordan in his prime. Seeing Kobe.
00:39:10
Speaker 4: I mean, there are players that, Allen Iverson, they were so, the talent on these guys.
00:39:18
Speaker 2: When you saw Shaq, when he was playing for the Magic.
00:39:21
Speaker 4: He was ferocious when he was young.
00:39:24
Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, he played great with the Lakers. But I mean, he was ferocious. I mean, that whole. place was about him. I mean, you couldn't get tickets.
00:39:32
Speaker 4: Those tickets were being jacked up, sold out every game.
00:39:35
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm going to tell you right now, when the Knicks come to play the magic, you ain't going to be able to get a ticket unless you.
00:39:42
Speaker 2: Talk about this last night.
00:39:44
Speaker 3: Yeah. When you go, if this Knicks Lakers, uh, Golden State.
00:39:52
Speaker 2: It's like the Pittsburgh Steelers.
00:39:54
Speaker 3: If you got a home game and the Steelers are in town, trust me, half that stadium are going to be Steelers fans.
00:40:01
Speaker 2: And Boston too.
00:40:03
Speaker 3: And I hate going to.
00:40:06
Speaker 2: The game with Boston fans. And they're the fans I hate most. Really?
00:40:12
Speaker 3: One of my favorite Magic games. This is like last year, maybe two years ago. One of my friends got us tickets because his neighbor has season tickets. So gave us tickets. We can go see Boston. Boston is up by 21. We like, all right, we going up. You know, Jeff, that little upper area where people go drink and hang out and stand.
00:40:31
Speaker 1: The bar.
00:40:31
Speaker 3: The bar. We up there drinking. We like, we look up. The magic done came back. We run back to our seats. The magic come back and win that game.
00:40:43
Speaker 1: That's wild.
00:40:44
Speaker 2: It was electric, bro. It was like.
00:40:47
Speaker 3: If you're a sports fan, take your ass to a live sporting event. Except don't go to Tampa Bay Stadium if you're a fan of the other teams.
00:40:56
Speaker 2: They'll fight you. Yeah, they'll fight you. Bro, I went and saw Brady before he retired.
00:41:00
Speaker 1: Bro. And it was the Saints.
00:41:03
Speaker 2: That was a great... It was a Saints game. Bro. Yeah. Yeah, man.
00:41:08
Speaker 3: If you're a sports fan, if you have never been to a live sporting event, you got to go.
00:41:12
Speaker 2: You got to go.
00:41:13
Speaker 1: It's just fun to be there. I'm not even a sports guy.
00:41:15
Speaker 2: It's just fun to be there. It's just fun to be there.
00:41:17
Speaker 1: Oh, Caps.
00:41:20
Speaker 3: I want to see the Caps play the Lightning in hockey. Washington Cavalier with the big rivalry. You talk about hockey. Hockey is insane live, bro. It's terrible on TV.
00:41:33
Speaker 2: Hockey live? Oh, my God. I go to the Solar Bear games. The Solar Bear games are fun. Watching people yell.
00:41:40
Speaker 1: At people is fun.
00:41:41
Speaker 2: TV doesn't do it justice how fast those guys are going.
00:41:43
Speaker 1: Oh, it's great.
00:41:44
Speaker 2: It does not give it justice.
00:41:45
Speaker 3: Yeah, 25 people get off and 25 people get on.
00:41:48
Speaker 2: Wait, what's going on here? Hey, what y'all doing? Yeah, bro.
00:41:54
Speaker 3: Hockey's another good live sport to go see. But, Jeff, Olympics, that's a dope one. I'm down with that.
00:41:58
Speaker 2: I go see it. I've always wanted to do that.
00:41:59
Speaker 4: But I saw the– I took a buddy of mine who's a huge Boston fan. I said, if the Panthers get through there and they're in the Stanley Cup, I'll take you to a game. And we drove down to Lauderdale. It was the last game of the– well, it wound up to be the last game.
00:42:15
Speaker 2: And they won.
00:42:17
Speaker 4: And when you're at a place when somebody wins a Stanley Cup– It's crazy.
00:42:20
Speaker 2: Hour later, they're still on the ice.
00:42:22
Speaker 4: Every player gets to take that trophy and basically skate around. And everyone's going nuts. And it's an hour and a half after the game. People are still there enjoying it. That was a once-in-a-lifetime experience. So I thought that was cool, too.
00:42:36
Speaker 2: That's wild.
00:42:37
Speaker 1: For me, if I had to pick something sports, and you know I'm not a sports guy, I'd like to be at an NBA Finals.
00:42:43
Speaker 2: They had it here.
00:42:44
Speaker 4: You don't want to be at a final when your team tanks. Howard lost against the Lakers. When they miss that, when they miss that layup, we should have won that game. And then Howard missed some free throws, man.
00:42:57
Speaker 1: Yeah.
00:42:58
Speaker 2: You are broken. When your team loses a final four, it breaks you. I can imagine.
00:43:04
Speaker 1: But when you go to these big sporting events, I'm a, this is the dad in me thinking after the game, when you had a huge sporting event, you can't get home.
00:43:13
Speaker 2: It's two hours. Yeah, you just can't leave.
00:43:17
Speaker 3: That's one of those times, yo, you get a hotel near the arena so you can just walk through that mud.
00:43:23
Speaker 4: There is one game I want to go to, a football game, because I have to do it once in my life.
00:43:28
Speaker 2: I got to go to a Green Bay game.
00:43:30
Speaker 3: Yes.
00:43:32
Speaker 2: When it's cold, when it's frozen. When it's cold, you look like a bear in there. What do they call that field? It's a frozen tundra. Frozen tundra. Bro, it's cold over there, right? Oh, it is ridiculous. And one day, I've got to get there.
00:43:46
Speaker 4: But I have a feeling I can't buy enough warm clothes to survive that. Yeah.
00:43:51
Speaker 2: Oh, that's gross.
00:43:53
Speaker 1: Well, guys, I'm sorry. We ran out of time.
00:43:55
Speaker 2: We had a great conversation.
00:43:55
Speaker 1: We over time, bro. A good one.
00:43:57
Speaker 2: I'd like to thank both you guys, Mr. Jeff the Batman Kaufman, Mr. Ken Miller.
00:44:02
Speaker 1: Thank y'all so much, you, the listener, for tuning in, man. We'll be back next week, man. But before we go, Ken, tell them what to do.
00:44:08
Speaker 3: Take your ass to bed. Y'all have a good weekend, family.
00:44:12
Speaker 1: There you.
00:44:14
Speaker 3: Go. Thank you.
