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Hello everyone, and welcome to a
TV party Tonight extra We're doing another movie
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commentary. I'm your host, the
Mandata Reporter and frankly On Mortified Mark Rattledge,
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and tonight I've got a panel of
guests to help me do a commentary
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track for the nineteen ninety one movie
Spaced Invaders Fuck Off nineteen ninety got all
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right, Well, that voice you
hear correcting me and will never be invited
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back again is Justin Thomas. How
you doing? Justin? All right?
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All right, before we bring on
the other guest here, you pitched this,
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so I'm gonna turn it over to
you to give a bit of an
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introduction. And why are we doing
this tonight? Why are we watching Space
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Invaders? Okay, so basically,
back in nineteen thirty four eight, now
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I'm I'm wrong. Back in nineteen
thirty eight there was the infamous War the
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World's broadcast. They put the whole
well most of the country in the panic
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because people thought we were being invaded
by the Martians. Because basically, just
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I mean, just imagine you're your
whole world is basically based around the radio.
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I mean, you have no communicationionally
outside radio and stuff. So that's
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pretty much how you get in touch
with the world. And so you're on
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the field all day, you come
in, throw on your radio and next
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thing you know, field were we
in the Old West? Nineteen thirty eight?
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Ronnie Adams? All right, before
this goes any further, before this
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goes any further, Before before Dustin
Thomas continues with his tail where everyone lived
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on a farm. The other two
panel members are Jest Starter in the source
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material podcast, How you doing,
Jesse, I'm here and ready to rock
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and roll and experience something new tonight. Thank you, Kerosene Bob and the
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Screaming Boy himself. Mister Ronnie Adams, How you doing tonight? Ronnie?
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Hi? Did Alexis? Did Alexa
take your pants off? Alex He turned
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the living room light out? Act
the dogs are out and the pants are
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off. It's a party at Ronnie's
house. All right? Back to back
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to the nineteen thirty is where we
were living in caves. Go justin.
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So basically, just imagine you're you're
a lady, come back home, you
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turn on your radio and you don't
hear the intro to this radio show where
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they're the stock market back. I'm
just saying these people are most of these
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people, the Panics were not well
informed, all right. They had cars,
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they mean, they just had they
had radios pretty much know what's going
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on in the world, right,
But they didn't have TV back in nineteen
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thirty where everyone was a Fox News
viewer. They they had all they had
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been Yes, Justin is correct.
They're one way of getting the news was
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the radio. And if you didn't
know that it was a fictional program.
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The way War of the World was
delivered sounded like there was an actual alien
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invasion and people went into a panic. You're telling me that a lot of
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people misinterpreted the facts and then proceeded
to freak out. That is correct,
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They about aliens and spaceships. Not
everybody worked in the field. Just saying
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about the about this go just I'm
just saying about I'm just saying thing about
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the people were still kind of a
little bit shell shaw from war you know,
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World War One. I mean,
people were worried about about invasion and
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stuff. So we also, by
the way, nineteen thirty eight, we
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were also in the middle of World
War two. Let's well, this is
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what history fucking podcast tell you.
I'm just saying, I mean, war
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one word shell shocked, and then
World War two of course is going on.
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So yeah, eighty years years the
eighty year eightieth anniversary of that Fateful
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Night, and I was just reading
something there. I think it was from
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ABC where supposedly the whole panic reports
may have been a little overblown, but
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regardless, it still really turned the
world on its ear for those that actually
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caught the program. I don't know, we just discovered fire about them.
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So, yes, as we're trying
desperately to explain, this is the anniversary
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of the World World's broadcast. Now
what does that have to do with this
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movie Space Invaders justin Well, basically, in the movie, the town that's
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supposedly invaded is actually playing War of
the World's on the radio station, and
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that's where these invaders why they come
to Earth, because they track this broadcast
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down, and of course they fall
for the same whole bunch of spiel that
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we fell for back in nineteen thirty
eight, and then we showed them the
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wheel and everything was okay, exactly
man, exactly right. So the aliens
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in this movie think that they're alien
race is invading the Earth based on this
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War of the World's broadcast. So
they come down and it happens to be
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Halloween and hilarity ensues. So we
thought this would be a fun, fun
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thing to do in the anniversary of
the World of the World's broadcast, to
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go watch the movie and chat about
it, make fun of it, riff
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on it, whatever, you know, whatever comes to mind. So here
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we go. This is Spaced Invaders. If you're playing along on YouTube or
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whatever from nineteen ninety. Yeah,
you can find the complete movie out there
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on YouTube pretty easily. Touchstone Pictures, are they even still in business?
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Good question was started yet? Oh? For fox sake, yours has not
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started? Okay mine? Okay,
well, obviously mine started, Jesse as
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yours started, Smart Egg Pictures,
Luigi kNs you know, Landy Production Pictures,
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Prictures, justin Bar just how royal? Okay, obviously yours is starting.
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We're at forty seconds in Yeah Richards, Arianna Richards, who was in
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Jurassic Park. Yes, the t
Ricks Blue, Yes, Jake Blue last
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time. It's just as bad as
time. So okay, where are we
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at here on Mars? We're on
Mars. We have to blow up.
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We have to blow up the Earth
because it blocks my view of Venus.
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Well, I threw something out there. Royal Dana's in this. That guy
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has like the worst history with uh
just creatures in general and movies. I
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mean, this guy's been killed by
the Ghalies, killed by the Killer Classic
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Space and now this Imperial Atomic Space
Navy Battle Group seven Martian Territorial Frontier.
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That's a lot of exposition we really
don't need. We get it just by
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looking at the screen that these are
flying vegetables, got it, Ah,
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The fleet of Cacti are coming for
you. Just feel very Star Wars esque.
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Definitely reminds me of a fandom menace
with these guys. Actually, I
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was getting a bit of a Flash
Gordon vibe, so I don't know if
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I just watched Flash Gordon recently.
And there's these little dudes that are wearing
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very colorful like sleeping beauty fairy type
capes, and they're all one color,
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you know, like one's a totally
yellow, one when's totally blue and totally
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green, and they've got on like
little football helmets. And at one point,
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you know, when Flash Garden is
playing football against Ming's Imperial Army,
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they like stab one of them with
a fencing sword. I would much rather
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talk about Flash Garden. Have you
gotten that sense for me? Yeah,
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I've understood the flash us. Hey, let's talk about Flash Gordon always watched
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Space Invaders. All right, what's
happening here? Justin? What's happened?
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You're justin? Just Thomas came up
again? Oh that guy's dead? All
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right. Basically, the Martians have
created this artificial life to basically I'm just
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basically trying to simplified. They create
our official life to try to run things
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more efficiently and basically, and it's
it seemed if things aren't run efficiently,
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it just decides to destroy the idiot
or whatever. Yeah, somebody somebody questioned
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the robot when the robots had God
invade the Octurnans and uh and then shot
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it. You know, even in
nineteen ninety we were getting movies about the
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about the robots taking over and how
what a dangerous thing this is? So
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all right back down and big Bean
Illinois m Maybe it's the Martians that gave
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us sky in it. Huh could
have been buddy, you better watch out.
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You never know. Cola, Cola, need to give me one in
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there. Cola's I want to sit
here and I love it when movies the
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person comes into town every five years. I love it when movies can't afford
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like big names, like bring names, brand name stuff. It's just Cola.
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Try all the budgets going into the
aliens. Dude, Yeah, at
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least made up red apple cigarettes and
stuff like that. They just you know,
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screw it, make it Colon.
What is that? Remember the days
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you could just charge around your small
town with a shotgun and nobody minded.
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And see this is definitely Royal Dano
and is at his best. I mean
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he played these parts all the time. The pretty sheriff, No, the
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the old Caudren. That's about half
there. Did you say, gay sheriff?
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Said the pretty sheriff, Pretty sheriff, My bad. Yeah, Roal
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Dan it pretty much seen thing in
kill a class from our space. He
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was the older Yeah, crazy guy. He was the first one to get
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it. Patrick. It would be
great if he would just leave Jane's pocket
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and pull out two shells and put
it in there and go thanks sheriff and
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walk off. And here comes the
evil industrial list who wants to take over
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the poor farmers farm and build a
highway. Well, I don't know why
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he gave them electricity and the wheel
and pore back to that again. Capitalism,
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poo money, money is the industry. I don't know what's bigger,
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the guy's eager or his hat.
That's a ten gallon hat right there,
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sir, it's respectable. I don't
know why the sheriff is getting involved in
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this other than you know, like
you know, taking the gun away.
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I mean, because it's a movie
and it moves a plot forward. Thank
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you understand that? Well? I
mean essentially they're having essentially, So the
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cowboy in the in the in the
ridiculous ten gallon hat is the bank and
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he's for closing on the farm.
You know, a tale of the oldest
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time. Why the sheriff has to
get involved other than to other than taking
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the gun away from the old man? You know, it's just like you,
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you have no place in this,
in this exchange in business. I
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like how Susan in the back there
has just been watching the whole damn time.
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Why does everybody picked Susan is the
name for random women that might have
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to be white as well. My
mom's name is Susan? Is it really?
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Yes? Kick his ass? He's
gonna kick his ass. Well,
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he looks scrappy. They kind of
kind of leaves us out of this equation,
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Jesse. Our moms aren't named Susan. They are not. No,
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why did so? Basically, you
have the sheriff here who just freshly came
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into town. I mean he's just
actually from somewhere else. I mean that's
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why he's so Chicago just showed up. Okay, and the war of the
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cact I reached. That's unbelievable.
He would just shop the old man like
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all the corps in there where he's
killed people. That sounded like I was
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digging on police officers. I'm not. I'm just saying Chicago is a violent
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town. Yes, yes it is. Yeah. So what's happening here is
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that this invasion on Octurran has not
gone well for the Martians. I have
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a feeling that this Martian Yeah,
there we go and they blowed up nice
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dissolved. How about AI work for
you? Tell you, like I said,
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stuff get you know, stop giving
so much power to the robots.
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Yeah, they took over and tried
tried to run everything. Was that young
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lady dressed like a rogue warrior Jesus, that's her alien costume. But we'll
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find out about this little girl is
that she was living with her uncle in
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California, and he was They went
to an island and there's these dinosaurs,
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and that's the wrong movie. Tell
us about our new partner. Well,
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it's Hawk, it's animal, it's
Kiddy, your little girl World Warrior Penny.
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Now it's as I was saying.
Her uncle was a was a costume
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designer and he specialized in aliens and
monsters, and so he made her that
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costume for Halloween. Tom Sevigni,
I met him. He's a nice dude.
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Awesome. So this is her first
on screen performance, Is that correct?
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Like as in movie Wise? Movie
was? Yes, I think her
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first appearance was actually like on TV. I did see her on The Golden
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Girls, and she does a great
She does a great job of reading her
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lines verbatim with no inflection. Okay, here we go. That almost was
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like mister Feenie. So I watched
this earlier when I my daughter was at
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swimming lessons, or rather swim team
practice, and I missed the scene because
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I passed the funk out. Well, that was aggressive. I'm an aggressive
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sleeper and we've noticed Mark. Well, you'll get no hallucinations from me tonight,
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sir, I've already had my nap. Okay, so here we got
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out of this movie. So here
we are listening to the War of the
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World's broadcast. We have a cop
there looking for speeders, or rather a
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shriff's deputy, and I believe that
is The actor's name is Christina Applegate.
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Christina. No, of course,
the town's out in their popular Halloween party
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as well. Then you have to
guy at the gas station. Nobody really
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has to do with it because a
creepy gas station. The old gamer piled
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the movie. Go Omer. I
heard gamer pile and I and I just
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wasn't gonna question it. So the
gold Girl's name is Arianna Richards right,
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yeah, okay. She actually starred
along with Jeff Daniels in a time travel
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movie in nineteen ninety two called Timescape. But the I knew it as it
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was Grand Tour Disaster in time.
So I I Pirates. I'm sure of
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it, sir. It's not Ice
Pirates. I'm in a lot movie.
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Pretty sure. I'll see forever.
We should watch Ice Pirates and comment over
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it. Jeff Daniels and Ice Pirates. No, yes, I don't remember
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Robin. I hope the other five
people in our watch together. Room are
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enjoying this show. Man Robert Loja
with an awesome and I all right,
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so what's going on here is Robert
Loja would be great if Roberts played all
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of the aliens here we go,
all right, So we have this alien
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craft that's out there in space.
It's separated, separated from the fleet and
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from the massive destruction of their of
their world. And they picked up The
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World the World's broadcast. They assumed
that the Armada, the Martian Armada,
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has changed plans and decided to go
after the Earth, which is defenseless,
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rather than continue to be slaughtered by
the Arcturns. So they are headed to
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Earth. They are headed to Earth, to to to what they believe is
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joined with the fleet. Got it, Jesse. They have wheels and fire.
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We got them where we walk down. I just got a yachthoo pro
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football pick them. I forgot.
It's not like it, Ronnie Adams.
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I've had a busy week. I'll
give you a hard time off off of
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this podcast. You guys, get
a room for that. That mask almost
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like a layer fish man. It
does justin. I agree, alright here
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comes down excited, say they're you
know as many alien invasion movies as I've
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seen, at least these aliens have
personalities. Is this guy like the first
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ever vlogger? He's just like what
Grandpa? He's bored. Cy's first beating
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ticket. It gets lonely out there
on them country roads Illinois, Big bean.
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You ever to the place where if
he eats the dog biscuit, I'm
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gonna laugh. I'll do it.
Do it? Eat it? You poor
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old man said, yeah, he's
sharing it. Was he there it is
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In the nineteen nineties, old people
couldn't afford their meds, so they had
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to so they had to eat dog
food. And then George I just discovered
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how to put you know, herbs
and plants. And then George and then
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George W. Bush got elected president
and expanded Medicare and people could afford their
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meds. Again, That's what I
was getting his fiber man helps him peep.
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I was gonna mel Gibson at what
eating dog? And yeah when he
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quit smoking and lethal weapons? Oh
that's right. You know who you know
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who also talks? You know who
also eat talk food? In a movie
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Superman and Superman three. He thinks
it's Patty he was he was out on
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a picnic with Lana Lang and her
dumb kid and uh. They're setting up
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the picnic out in the fields and
he goes, ooh pet and he starts
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to digging. She's like, no, dummy, that's the dog food.
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And he continues to eat it anyway
because he's hilarious. Shut your fore mouth.
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Superman three is the best Superman movie. That's one big ass dash camp
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with He's he's out sided. He's
like, oh no, I don't care.
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My cars charred up. I'm gonna
go get them speeders. One of
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my dad's cars look like that,
Like it literally looked that charred. Did
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you set it on fire? I
didn't set it on fire. I was
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too young at the time to be
sitting on fire. I like how the
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people just swept off the porch,
and I think one of them like has
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a really funny life, like I'll
get the punch or some ship like that.
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It just, of course it lands
in the Old Coulgures, the crazy
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Old Colgures barn. I remember hearing
about this part because what he did.
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He just say there's termites in there. Yeah, he thinks termites have attacked
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his barn and made an earth show
some big ass termites there, big I
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used, look at the front of
the bar and not the back of the
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barn. That's what she said.
Whoa, oh god, this guy actually,
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do you look like the marsh is
the way we would imagine him back
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then? What did they ever explain
why this one martian has on I have
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been waiting all night to talk about
that. Can we talk about how they're
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like he's also wearing like a human
air Force flight jacket. This one's wearing
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a Nicholson guy. Yeah, that's
Jack Nichols. That's Jack Nicholson alien right
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there in the flat, in the
air Force, air Force jacket, jacket,
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in the bomber jacket. And okay, why is the one alien wearing
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a letterman jacket like he's from fucking
Greece in the nineteen fifties? Then you
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got the then you got the one, you know, like the one in
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char who's got a trench coat.
He's gonna flash little kids, like whoa,
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whoa what family friendly, sir?
If what if you wear trench coats
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because you're gonna flash little kids?
That's how that works. Justin what was
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it rated? G or PG pg
R. Okay, you want to know
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lie Jesse. You want to lie
Jesse because everybody, everybody, everybody's working
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in the uf O. Everybody's sucking
in the u f O. That's gonna
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happen. Thanks Zombie Ruin Podcast for
me over and over. Speaking of Fruiting
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podcast, my wife told me I'm
not allowed to happen. Everyone's fucking in
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the UFO T shirt. Ah,
well, I understand. I asked they
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forgot to edit out the green screen
back. I asked when everyone's sucking the
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UFO T shirt And she says,
you're forty two years old. You ask
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all you're not getting one? You
don't need a shirt when itsang on it,
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I like it. I like how
they have the Martian camouflaws here,
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Yes on Earth. When the Jack
Nicholson ones like, you're all a bunch
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of idiots like that, prepared to
die. Ars come he that's like he
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is phrase through the whole movie.
So he's got like the the canister there
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to kill the termites, and he
realizes he's not dealing with termites anymore.
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He's dealing with Martians, so he's
gonna go get his gun, okay,
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and the Jack Nicholson is the Jack
Nicholson Alien is gonna stay with the ship
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and try to fix it. That's
what he's doing. Oh and then you
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got yeah, you got the stupid
ai on every ship that they have so
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flattered the navigator where they was Paul
Rubens' sound like peee harmon the entire time
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the word dance because everybody heard about
the bird. It didn't have legs in
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my childhood, what the hell didn't
have legs? I I it's like it's
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it's like the probe droid from Empire
strikes Back Star Wars, Empire strikes Back.
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I like how the aliens looked exactly
like the aliens he sold. Did
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you see that? Yeah, and
this guy has a clear hoarding problem eating
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dog biscuits there is Well, he
needs to go to a hall. No,
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hang on, hang on, you're
all being ageist, okay, because
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in his defense, people who lived
through the depression learned to hang on to
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things because you never knew when you
were going to eat again. Oh so
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he was going to eat all them
newspapers back then. All right, that's
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a lot of fiber you're thrown away. It looks just like him. I'm
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glad you remember to go back.
Can find that exact newspaper in that pile
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that you don't know his filing system
stopping ages. Yeah, you're right,
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why are the What I'd like to
know is why the aliens are wearing earth
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clothes like they showed like they they
had usually no intention of going to Earth,
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So it's not like they were prepared, you know, in the dress
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of the day. They just showed
up that way. Maybe they visited before
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and like the style. From from
what I understand, this movie has quite
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a bit of inconsistencies. I mean, you know, they weren't carefully watching
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dailies. We're only twenty minutes in. I mean, i'd say this is
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probably my favorite characters in the movie. The thing, the leftover thing from
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Batteries Not Included. Yep, Man, I loved that movie. That was
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a good movie. Sorry, I
had that. I had that on VHS
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and I recorded it from showtime mark
over and over. Yes, I'm allowed
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to have an opinion. No you're
not, because your your opinion is terrible.
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Battery I was. You know what's
you know what's better than Batteries Not
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Included? Cocoon. It's a better
movie. Don't be a naked old people
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swimming around whatever don't be an agist
dires. Oh my gosh, if you
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say agent down to Florida, punch
you into Okay, then why does Jesse?
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Why why does Ronnie have to be
sold m That guy got a kick
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out of it. Ronnie. Has
Jesse told you his nickname for you?
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Oh gosh, for him? Yeah, I don't worry, un sorce material,
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Please do tell I forgot all about
it. Human Shield, That's the
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truth. I am. I the
human Shield. He's obviously Shield. Take
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all the brunt, all right?
So here walks and exit enter from stage
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left. The best character in this
entire movie Duck, which is a sassy
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black child who has some of the
best lines in this entire movie. I
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ain't saying much there. It builds
over time, Ronnie. You have to
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give it some time. You know
right now that you just we're just getting
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to know sassy black child. He
never really takes the bill off either,
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right now, you know, he
never comes out. He's never comes out
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of the costume. And I actually, like looked at the credit he's he's
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credited as Duck, which is I
think it's hilarious. Kind of sounds like
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a duck too. I was wondering
was he going for a daffy duck thing
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because he's got kind of a list
going on. I'll tell you between the
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two outfits, I still pick her
outfit. It's freaking awesome. I'll tell
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you what. We just took my
kids out treating and I didn't see any
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I didn't see any outphas where it
was nearly as well put together as those
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two I actually did this year.
You in sugar treating. No, no
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together. Well, I'm just going
to go to sleep. No, don't
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go to sleep, sir. We
have so much more movie to watch.
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So what was their conversation about here
that they were they just hanging out or
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what was it matter? She's she's
a new girl and her mom is her
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mom died and they just moved it, you know, Like I said,
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they just so they weren't. They
didn't know each other, Remember everything I
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explained like five minutes ago. That's
where that comes from. Thanks Mark,
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You're welcome, all right. So, wow, this guy has to do
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some There are so many better ways
to do that. Yeah, that makes
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me kind of concerned. Is he
drinking? Well, he's a bad guy.
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I was really hoping he'd spray her
in the face because that would be
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comedy. If he's sprayed her in
the face, that'd be a different kind
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of movie. Oh boy, she's
got a thing for him. And then
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the course of the guy what you
guys were talking about in the face.
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That's a different kind of space bottle. I'll bet he is. He really
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is. Okay, clean woman,
you better have a sandwich by the time.
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This is not a particularly wolf movie. He tries spraying it off.
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Whoa, what the heck is going
on there? It's a lot of static
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electricity. Oh was he he hit
the alien? Okay? And they're acting
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like it's just normal rochal like every
day y'all hit y'all hit a coon.
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I guarantee you the bottle he's holding
just says beer or whiskey. It just
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has three x's on it. Quartoons
or you take off dickhead too. He
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was really emotionally invested in this.
I got a jerk. He took his
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hat and paid for his gas.
His his gas tank is on the left
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side. He pulls in the gas
tank on the or the gas tank.
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Yeah whatever, he's the bank.
He probably he's the bank. He probably
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owns the fucking gas station. All
right. So here here's where the plot
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thickens. Okay, there's our our
little death look like proton packs on this
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so you see it's Halloween, and
uh, this mom is going to assume
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that these are all children dressed in
costumes and just going to let strange children
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like get into her car. So
I don't understand this scene though, beyond
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that, because the one alien is
said prepared to die and then doesn't shoot
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her or do anything. In a
different movie if he did, though,
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I like I was. The first
time I watched US, I was I
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was half expecting her to be dead, you know, in this scene and
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there she goes. He tries,
he tries, but there's nothing stopping.
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This is like a w W E
promo. Okay, there's a guy saying
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all kinds of ship in the ring, and the other guy should run down
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and hit him over the head,
but he doesn't because he's stopped by a
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magical invisible wall. That's what's happening
here. There's no reason why he shouldn't
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be killing her right now. The
weapon needed to charge up, as what
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was, and then she's got the
antenna tangled up, which fools with me,
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and the other two aliens are are
incapable of doing anything. They're just
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like, oh well she got she
got our leader. Oh well, a
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logic for a fucking movie called Space
Invaders. Mark, thanks, Well,
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there just doesn't make any sense to
me. They're there to kill humans.
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They see a human, that's a
that's a nice, juicy target, and
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proceed to do everything but killer.
So I heard that this movie has some
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inconsistencies. The ladies doing a lot
of stuff too. She plays, yeah,
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plays the same part about every time. That's what I was wondering.
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She looks very familiar. Is this
dude still alive? Yes? Oh wow?
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He takes a licking and keeps on
ticking. Man, is he ever?
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Is this lone ranger guy? Yep, live ranger Zora. That's that's
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what I meant. I will see, we won't take miss alien actually gets
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things done unlike the other ones.
Guess who had a prime target and proceeded
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did not kill her? Do you
guys see what was on the desk?
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There was like a zoid what was
itidzoid? It looks like it looked like
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a Terranic Rex made out of legos. That's what I was thinking. Geez
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guy, just like, Okay,
he's still alive. No, yeah,
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he got He's now like a slave
robot. Ah of this Russian alien mhm
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does looks then put him on his
head. I can't take him serious.
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Ill like this guy better, like
this is the version of it. As
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soon as he went into this whole
like monologue about how he you know,
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he has to serve master control,
I immediately look looked at z im dB.
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I was like, I have to
know what else this guy's been in.
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He's this guy is a master.
In front of the cameras, the
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people that are panicking the order,
they're all wearing helmets. I wouldn't really
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call helmets. The look like a
bucket. I was gonna say pots and
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pans or something. Helmets. Right, listen, don't be don't don't don't
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be ageist, Ronnie Adams. I'm
serious. Up when you see that like
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he beefed up, he's like,
yeah, he got swollen all of a
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sudden with he on the gas.
What's going on here? Gotta pulp you
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up? Does that not look like
a Russian jacket? Look like an old
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school commie jacket? It does.
Actually, I'd have to check all my
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commie jackets. I got my closet. I don't know over there in Langford,
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Ohio. He never know who's residing
next door. The communist line up,
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of course, the kids befriend the
berries done include robot. That's right.
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I don't know what he's like.
I hope you something like, I
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hope you got moves like that?
Like what is he implying here? All
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right? Now, this like swarm
of children is going to attack this house
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and you'll get a kick out of
this. Jesse, All right, let's
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see what we got here. Best
costume clearly the little girl main character.
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Oh, that's supposed to be Hell. He's gonna give him. He's gonna
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give them their Halloween treats, which
turns out to be cigarettes, vitamin cigarettes.
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Are you kidding me? Oh?
Here's beard and they complained and he
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just hut the door on him and
that was that. See the alien,
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Yeah, nice, you know,
like you would on a military vessel.
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He listens to music there, man, he's jamming out Little Jack Nicholson Alien.
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He's gotta be my favorite out of
all of them. He's definitely one
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of the most personality. What's he
looking for? Old Jim and uh Bob
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00:38:42.159 --> 00:38:47.480
and his helmet? Oh, he's
got a zagnut that straight from Beetlejuice straight
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there. Yes, sir, the
sponsorship opportunity old Zagnut trap. This movie
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has been brought to you by Zagnut. I haven't had a zag nutt jeez.
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00:39:00.199 --> 00:39:02.400
I don't even know if they're still
around. I don't think they are.
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I don't think you can. Yeah, you need to go to an
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old school candy shoppy. You go
find a zag nut shoppy. Wow.
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00:39:12.440 --> 00:39:19.480
Down here at the old shoppy.
You guys have like ault shoppies shoppy,
415
00:39:20.559 --> 00:39:34.000
so out of home shoppy. So
are they building like a machine for this
416
00:39:34.119 --> 00:39:37.719
alien? Is that what's happening here? Like he's taking the different parts so
417
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:45.000
they can build him and they're gonna
tak him. Is he Yes, he's
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00:39:45.039 --> 00:39:53.840
fucking swollen, dude. Wow,
it's incredible. He's holding an entire engine
419
00:39:54.159 --> 00:40:00.679
again. He's got unspeakable strength that
he was gifted by the aliens. There's
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some neat ray bands. Oh no, I see that. I want Ronnie
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to know that. I've got like
a lot of jokes that I keep wanting
422
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to make, but none of them
are clean. And because of Ronnie,
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I'm not saying them. Because I
don't want to upset him. Ah,
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I want you to know that,
Ronnie. But there, I've definitely I've
425
00:40:20.679 --> 00:40:22.199
definitely got some stuff going through my
head, especially every time the girl looked
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longingly at the at the robot.
Hey, oh no, hey, Mark,
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Once you get green it can never
be clean. Oh, everybody,
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everybody, everybody I've heard about.
Yeah, there's some I here. We
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get a little bit of green goo
later here really that, yes, they
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will be green goo later. Something
to look forward to. One of us.
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One of must have forwarded to see
the Jesse thinking a trick or treat
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your anal Oh, my goodness.
October thirtieth, No, it's October thirty
433
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first, it's Halloween. That's what
they're trigger treating on. My bad.
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October October thirtieth was the date that
The War of the World's was aired in
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nineteen thirty eight. By the way, yes, so Mark the robot,
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00:41:24.519 --> 00:41:34.440
I mean Pauls for dramaic effect,
they're just wi fuck are you? William
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00:41:34.559 --> 00:41:37.960
S Burrows over there, like,
get it out of ready, Mark,
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Mark the robot. Yes, William
Shattner, I hear what you're saying.
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00:41:46.880 --> 00:41:51.400
Do you think she's controlling the robot? There? My chance. I don't
440
00:41:51.400 --> 00:41:53.320
think she's controlling the robot. But
the robot is like a little kiddy cat
441
00:41:53.400 --> 00:41:57.760
right now. It's like purring next
to her. You know, it's not
442
00:41:57.800 --> 00:42:00.880
really doing its job. Okay,
it's like it's going it's playing with her
443
00:42:00.920 --> 00:42:07.159
hair very lovingly. I think pretty
much she's relating to the aliens at this
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00:42:07.199 --> 00:42:13.639
point movie, because they're actually gains
the point where they're getting homesick, and
445
00:42:13.719 --> 00:42:21.199
of course she's homesick because she's still
the new girl. Yeah, she knows
446
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they're aliens. She she you know, the the robot just told her they're
447
00:42:23.760 --> 00:42:28.079
from Mars, and she realizes,
hey, wait a minute, these aliens
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are here to invade. So now
she's just trying to figure out what to
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do next. Meanwhile, meanwhile,
this random lady is still taking these kids
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trick or treating tell them. The
alien's trying to explain to her why she
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00:42:52.920 --> 00:42:55.079
should be cowering in fear, and
she's about toss his ass out on the
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00:42:55.079 --> 00:43:05.119
street. Yeah, she just actually
kicked out a bunch of kids in the
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middle of nowhere. She believes that
they're kids. Well yeah, y'alla heard,
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00:43:10.360 --> 00:43:15.119
yeah, and he said, uh, he's he called he called her
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00:43:15.159 --> 00:43:17.239
a loaf of bread. I think
at one point, ouch, I thought
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00:43:17.280 --> 00:43:31.920
you called her like a cow or
something. Gee, she's fat. Shut
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up your loaf of bread. How
dare you get out of my car?
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All of you, I don't care
about you. Kids are the aliens.
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00:43:42.000 --> 00:43:45.440
So this, this black kid is
pissed off because this, this, this
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piece of white trash has cost him
an entire night's worth candy. And then
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there are the aliens going over their
Ghostbuster gear. Was that just being nice
462
00:43:54.320 --> 00:44:00.000
and taking all the kids around the
neighborhood or was she supposed to be babysitting
463
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:04.719
the girl or the I don't know. I think she was. Yeah,
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00:44:04.760 --> 00:44:09.000
she may have been leading them back
to her gingerbread house. I'm not asking
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00:44:09.039 --> 00:44:16.519
any more questions. It's whole fun, and it's first because the lady was
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a redhead to you, so the
ginger. My gosh, why can't we
467
00:44:27.280 --> 00:44:31.840
have Justin on more podcasts? I
don't care if he's prepared to talk about,
468
00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:35.639
you know, anything, he just
needs to be commenting on whatever it
469
00:44:35.679 --> 00:44:44.280
is we're talking about and cracking wise. Hey, you don't crack wise.
470
00:44:45.239 --> 00:44:50.360
So we're back with Jack Nicholson.
Alien again has a Lakers shirt on by
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the way, yeah, again,
I'm not entirely sure why the aliens are
472
00:44:53.559 --> 00:45:00.599
dressed in earth gear a Lakers shirt, and that's just ask Christina Applegate.
473
00:45:01.280 --> 00:45:07.360
He's gonna give a speeding ticket.
Uh, you're going five million miles an
474
00:45:07.400 --> 00:45:10.800
hour, and he's like, you
might get the At one point he's like
475
00:45:12.119 --> 00:45:14.519
telling him how much the plane is
gonna be and he's like, you might
476
00:45:14.559 --> 00:45:16.280
get the chair for this. I'm
like, I don't think you can get
477
00:45:16.280 --> 00:45:22.880
the chair for speeding. See he
actually has a helmet. Yes, he's
478
00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:24.960
got he's got that World War One
helmet going on. I guarantee you that
479
00:45:25.000 --> 00:45:37.800
was underneath a stack of papers.
Jesse who his ticket pictures the dog dogs
480
00:45:37.800 --> 00:45:45.559
like, we're gonna get him.
I think we're gonna win. We're gonna
481
00:45:45.559 --> 00:45:50.440
win us that contest. I came
this close to watching this movie before getting
482
00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:52.079
on here. I was like,
I'll pack it in there before we do
483
00:45:52.159 --> 00:45:58.760
the podcast, and then I was
like, the guy's face is just sunburn
484
00:45:58.880 --> 00:46:06.960
on half of It's just nice.
That apparently is an allusion to Roy Schneider.
485
00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:14.760
Let me pick up the Wikipedia here. Okay, so for the most
486
00:46:14.800 --> 00:46:16.280
of the film, the deputy has
a half summer and faces a reference to
487
00:46:16.320 --> 00:46:21.079
what happened to Roy Richard Dreyfus,
not Roy Schneider in Close Encounters of the
488
00:46:21.079 --> 00:46:24.239
Third Kind. So there, Oh, so okay it was done purposefully.
489
00:46:25.519 --> 00:46:30.639
I hear there's a lot of those
throughout this movie. Yes, there's there's
490
00:46:30.679 --> 00:46:35.599
a number of differences. Yes,
yes, yes, Oh, Justin,
491
00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:38.480
you got a pun for that one? How old man, you should have
492
00:46:38.480 --> 00:46:52.639
bailed out on that one? Hey, now, hey, now you're the
493
00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:59.599
dream is over? So really like
how hard could he have possibly been hit
494
00:46:59.639 --> 00:47:01.480
by that? Hey? O don't
know, man, but that was least
495
00:47:01.519 --> 00:47:09.599
straw. Oh my gosh, I
just needed to go laugh so hard the
496
00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:21.920
way you're not laughing anymore. Go
ahay. And here's the car going across
497
00:47:21.960 --> 00:47:27.199
the road again, all right,
going across the road, look at chickens.
498
00:47:28.480 --> 00:47:30.920
Okay, so he's gonna play a
tape of the alien invasion. Justin,
499
00:47:30.960 --> 00:47:32.960
at what point was like, where
did you get this tape from?
500
00:47:32.960 --> 00:47:39.960
What? Who was recording this?
That would been from the deputies car.
501
00:47:42.000 --> 00:47:46.360
Oh that's right, he was logging. Yeah, the one that was the
502
00:47:46.400 --> 00:47:52.400
one who was trying to catch the
speeders. Got it all right? Now
503
00:47:52.440 --> 00:47:59.079
I'm all caught up of course you
get the AI being a total jerk.
504
00:48:00.400 --> 00:48:01.840
Well, they're going to kill he
wanted to kill him. And of course
505
00:48:02.559 --> 00:48:09.519
Jack Nicholson being a smooth talker here
like he is, he's about to get
506
00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:20.719
shot in the ass. Boom right
right in the booty. There there goes
507
00:48:20.760 --> 00:48:23.119
sky Net. Well, I was
going to say that he didn't kill him,
508
00:48:23.119 --> 00:48:28.599
did he? He ain't dead.
Don't ruin the movie for people.
509
00:48:29.079 --> 00:48:35.000
Well, yeah, okay, green
gear. I told you there's gonna be
510
00:48:35.000 --> 00:48:38.480
some green goo. Come on,
Jim, I'm the fuck this here.
511
00:48:38.760 --> 00:48:47.760
He found a truck under a stack
of papers, so I couldn't help myself,
512
00:48:47.800 --> 00:48:51.079
but I mumbled it. And then
you did your paper joke. So
513
00:48:51.159 --> 00:48:53.320
Jim Ronni didn't hear the terrible thing. But I said, that's good,
514
00:48:53.639 --> 00:49:13.719
that's good. I like. I
like how he delivers this line so deliberately,
515
00:49:13.880 --> 00:49:17.480
like every single one of them.
It's great. They like I said,
516
00:49:17.480 --> 00:49:22.239
he's the same character and about every
movie I've ever seen, man,
517
00:49:22.280 --> 00:49:27.400
I mean, it's always the same
old Cauldure that's just about half simple,
518
00:49:27.519 --> 00:49:30.519
half crazy. Even when he was
a child actor, he still played an
519
00:49:30.519 --> 00:49:34.719
old coajer. It's incredible. I've
never seen anything like it. Wow,
520
00:49:35.280 --> 00:49:39.639
he really grew into this part.
He has never been able to escape type
521
00:49:39.719 --> 00:49:47.079
casting. I think I saw that
he was. He was Actually he was
522
00:49:47.079 --> 00:49:54.679
actually in a house too. Also, whenever I was reading Nice, I
523
00:49:54.760 --> 00:50:00.760
wonder, I wonder who he played
in that. So this girl is stalking
524
00:50:00.800 --> 00:50:05.960
these aliens and the duck's supposed to
go get help. That was what was
525
00:50:05.960 --> 00:50:14.480
happening earlier, okay, And they're
on hot pursuit. So this is the
526
00:50:15.119 --> 00:50:20.000
our veteran, our old kajar,
and our half sunburnt deputy are in hot
527
00:50:20.039 --> 00:50:23.760
pursuit. And there's your green gou
gout him in the back of the truck.
528
00:50:27.079 --> 00:50:42.079
Spoo luck dinner. That's racist.
Walka walka beer sheet sheet that's a
529
00:50:42.079 --> 00:50:45.400
Halloween joke right there, all right. So he's not dead. He's just
530
00:50:45.400 --> 00:50:50.280
got shot in the ass a little
bit, and he realizes that he's surrounded
531
00:50:50.320 --> 00:50:55.159
by filthy, stinking humans. He's
gonna make a run for it. He
532
00:50:55.239 --> 00:51:06.159
being the Jack Nicholson alien pronounced pal
renounce pow. Oh, it's crazy old
533
00:51:06.280 --> 00:51:09.880
codger coming in here. He was
right here. And then they think the
534
00:51:09.880 --> 00:51:14.920
alien's blood is paint. By the
way, otherwise that was the green goo.
535
00:51:22.159 --> 00:51:25.480
My grandmother. Yeah, roy Royal
Dana is doing a lot better in
536
00:51:25.480 --> 00:51:29.920
this movie. They did, and
maybe before this one he was in,
537
00:51:30.920 --> 00:51:34.840
which was The Clowns from Our Space, he was already dead in the beginning
538
00:51:34.840 --> 00:51:38.840
of that one. Anybody, Okay, let's pick out the costume. So
539
00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:52.440
we got like Wizard Hulking Wizard I
Love, put a spell on your brother.
540
00:51:58.440 --> 00:52:04.559
We are being invaded, and everybody
course believes him. Over the there's
541
00:52:04.599 --> 00:52:08.440
a great there's a great line coming
up where the deputy is like, you
542
00:52:08.480 --> 00:52:12.960
know, like they're they're they're going
after the aliens. They realize where they
543
00:52:13.000 --> 00:52:15.960
are, and so the Jeoparty and
the sheriff are riding together and the deputy
544
00:52:15.079 --> 00:52:19.079
go and the and the sheriff was
like, I got out of Chicago to
545
00:52:19.119 --> 00:52:21.880
get away from, you know,
stuff like this, and the Jeopardy just
546
00:52:21.920 --> 00:52:23.920
looked at me goes like, have
a lot of aliens invasions in Chicago.
547
00:52:24.599 --> 00:52:29.800
I actually had a laugh out loud
moment at that. What gets me is
548
00:52:29.960 --> 00:52:35.280
this lady doesn't have his daughter with
her, and I mean, and so
549
00:52:35.360 --> 00:52:38.199
what did you what did you kicked
them out of my car? I left
550
00:52:38.199 --> 00:52:42.400
them on the side of the road
in the dark with no light. Don't
551
00:52:42.440 --> 00:52:47.360
you understand they called me a loaf
of bread that this is nineteen ninety and
552
00:52:47.400 --> 00:52:54.280
I'm the line this is nineteen ninety
and I'm white. That's intolerance. Hmm,
553
00:52:58.800 --> 00:53:06.119
everybody. I wish I could do
a Jack Nicholson impression because I would
554
00:53:06.199 --> 00:53:15.039
like overdub that guy's lines the whole
time. The space Man, You're shotty
555
00:53:15.320 --> 00:53:24.840
Man, wait till they get a
load of me. So other movies that
556
00:53:24.880 --> 00:53:31.119
came out in nineteen ninety at this
time, one of which was Teenage Mutant
557
00:53:31.440 --> 00:53:37.840
Ninja Turtles. I think this came
out in the summer of nineteen ninety.
558
00:53:38.320 --> 00:53:43.320
I don't even remember it being in
the theaters. I thought this came out
559
00:53:43.320 --> 00:53:51.079
around fall Booms and let's let's take
a look justin We're gonna learn here that
560
00:53:51.159 --> 00:53:58.239
the duck is an expert frisbee champion. Are we serious? That's not a
561
00:53:58.320 --> 00:54:04.079
joke? How much more backstory to
these characters? So I was looking at
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00:54:04.079 --> 00:54:07.880
this. So the budget for this
was five million because it was shot it
563
00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:10.599
was shot for nothing, and it
made fifteen million dollars. This was actually
564
00:54:10.599 --> 00:54:15.719
a profitable movie. When did it
come out? Does it have it there?
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00:54:16.559 --> 00:54:22.760
Nineteen ninety thanks. I appreciate that. Justin Do you think it was
566
00:54:22.800 --> 00:54:27.719
The Fall? Right? Yeah,
okay, let's take a look. It
567
00:54:27.800 --> 00:54:34.039
came out April twenty seventh, nineteen
ninety April twenty seven. Yeah. Oh
568
00:54:34.039 --> 00:54:38.119
it's a Disney movie. Yeah,
this is distributed by one of mister Pictures,
569
00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:42.679
that's Walt Disney. I didn't really
touch it on it was a Disney
570
00:54:42.679 --> 00:54:47.800
picture. How about that? The
mouse owns everything? Yes, mouse is
571
00:54:47.840 --> 00:54:52.400
in the house. Would you guys
like to run down ten to one of
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00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:55.639
the movies from nineteen ninety top movies
from im forty to IMDb. Here we
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00:54:55.679 --> 00:55:00.440
go, Yes, number ten,
Yes, pretty woman, I'm not twizzing
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00:55:00.519 --> 00:55:13.320
you. Number ten in the Boo
number nine, Dick Tracy. I saw.
575
00:55:13.400 --> 00:55:15.800
I saw that in theaters you do
a source material, launch some Dick
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00:55:15.840 --> 00:55:20.079
Tracy, and then do an on
trial for the movie. That'd be that's
577
00:55:20.119 --> 00:55:24.320
a very good idea. Look at
this guy's projecting it out of his Oh
578
00:55:24.360 --> 00:55:29.800
my gosh. I had it on
the calendar originally, but then other things
579
00:55:29.840 --> 00:55:36.639
happened. So the guy also became
a like a projector too. He bulked
580
00:55:36.719 --> 00:55:42.639
up super strength, and the projector
of his things work differently. On Mars
581
00:55:42.639 --> 00:55:49.159
oh crap, what is that?
It looks like a giant ball. Maybe
582
00:55:49.159 --> 00:55:54.280
it's a giant ass. They blew
up the exit ramp. Not the exit
583
00:55:54.360 --> 00:56:04.760
ramp. That's that's this town's lifeline. Im They blow up the off ramp
584
00:56:07.280 --> 00:56:13.960
and Wizard hult Cogan was no,
No, they're gonna blow up the silo.
585
00:56:14.079 --> 00:56:19.199
Now. Oh he's he's got a
leg drop just for him. M
586
00:56:19.360 --> 00:56:30.800
h. It's gonna give him the
big boots. Just don't blow up my
587
00:56:30.840 --> 00:56:35.599
papers. That TV kind of is
the way how old this film is.
588
00:56:35.639 --> 00:56:43.480
You know, that guy is like
the genius of them all. All right,
589
00:56:43.519 --> 00:56:45.760
now they're gonnare Now they're gonna fire
that cement do anything other than just
590
00:56:45.760 --> 00:56:52.760
sit around and watch her. She
made any like she's gonna get She's gonna
591
00:56:52.760 --> 00:56:55.599
get the robot from batteries not included
to do something. That's the that's the
592
00:56:55.679 --> 00:57:00.199
whole role here, all right.
She's gonna like guild them into doing something.
593
00:57:02.880 --> 00:57:07.199
Can you believe there's another fifty there's
another fifty minutes of this movie left.
594
00:57:08.800 --> 00:57:15.639
So excited. Don't cross the streams, Yeah, don't cross the streams.
595
00:57:15.840 --> 00:57:21.239
Get the giants. So they're firing
a giant cement mixer at at the
596
00:57:21.320 --> 00:57:23.320
silo and they are about to make
some jiffy pop. That's what's gonna happen.
597
00:57:24.480 --> 00:57:31.079
Wow, why are firing guns randomly? Oh here's the lie. There's
598
00:57:31.199 --> 00:57:37.920
no Ammo left. So here's here's
my So here's my favorite line coming up.
599
00:57:38.400 --> 00:57:52.280
We now get their pitchforks and torches. Yeah, I wonder if that's
600
00:57:52.320 --> 00:57:59.039
actually possible, the silo enough to
actually cause I don't see why what Jesse,
601
00:57:59.559 --> 00:58:07.039
No, it's not. Fire doesn't
turn corn and into popcorn? No,
602
00:58:07.159 --> 00:58:21.360
of course not. And hey now
and yes, Jesse, oh look
603
00:58:21.440 --> 00:58:27.519
it happened. Just see. And
then here we have a popcorn boo cocky.
604
00:58:28.400 --> 00:58:32.719
Oh my scream. I'll bet it. I'll bet it did. Good
605
00:58:32.760 --> 00:58:38.320
boy? Is it supposed to be
black at this point? No? Okay,
606
00:58:38.360 --> 00:58:42.599
yes, it calmed the funk down. Jesus, Let the movie happen
607
00:58:44.960 --> 00:58:57.079
completely. Don't don't start your crap, big man, how big it was?
608
00:58:58.599 --> 00:59:13.079
It's right next to Lankford. Yeah
you are here now, you can't
609
00:59:13.079 --> 00:59:19.519
pop Papa were only that, Justine? Yes, n Wales exist. Why
610
00:59:19.519 --> 00:59:22.320
are we still firing guns and shooting
at cats? Shooting cats? Now?
611
00:59:23.599 --> 00:59:36.119
Oh for giddy, gotta papa cat
We're gonna Papa cat and it's ass.
612
00:59:37.159 --> 00:59:45.880
Now retreat your anal. We'll pop
a cat right in your ass. Stop.
613
00:59:51.039 --> 00:59:52.679
Oh, I was gonna say.
I thought he was gonna swerve him
614
00:59:52.679 --> 00:59:58.199
there for a second. Look,
it's the jive handshake because black folks.
615
00:59:59.559 --> 01:00:08.519
I never it fit the bill man, It didn't belong anywhere. Why would
616
01:00:08.559 --> 01:00:13.840
you do that? No rhyme of
reason to it, Ronnie Adams, it
617
01:00:14.000 --> 01:00:20.000
just happens. Oh, they tried
to signal down to the radio station.
618
01:00:27.519 --> 01:00:32.960
Yep, sorry guys, miss any
twister, I caught you nipples talk.
619
01:00:34.880 --> 01:00:38.960
Wow, that is that is disturbing. Well, I think I've remember seeing
620
01:00:38.960 --> 01:00:45.000
that guy on a TV show back
in the nineties, Grace Underfire. I
621
01:00:45.079 --> 01:00:53.639
think I have no idea. All
right, Wow, I forgot that was
622
01:00:53.679 --> 01:00:59.039
even a TV show. So while
we're slowed down here, Number eight from
623
01:00:59.119 --> 01:01:05.079
nineteen ninety The Witches, Number seven, Sean Connery, Alec Baldwin. Who
624
01:01:05.159 --> 01:01:07.880
is it? What is it's?
Ronnie Adams, Sean Connery? Is that
625
01:01:07.000 --> 01:01:12.639
the one with no the Witches?
Is that the one with the Who's Star
626
01:01:13.559 --> 01:01:16.400
and Jelica Houston and Jalkie Houston.
Yeah, that was a disturbing movie.
627
01:01:17.960 --> 01:01:23.800
Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade,
Sean Connery and Alec Baldwin. Ali Baldwin
628
01:01:27.679 --> 01:01:32.880
Glen is the Indiana Jones and the
Glorygan Glenn Ross. The plot of the
629
01:01:32.920 --> 01:01:38.360
movie is in November of nineteen eighty
four, the Soviet Union's best submarine captain
630
01:01:39.039 --> 01:01:45.280
and their newest October. There you
go, good job. Anything exciting happened
631
01:01:45.320 --> 01:01:55.199
on the movie yet No number six. Just listen to a podcast about this
632
01:01:55.360 --> 01:02:04.239
recently Halloween, starring Kevin Kostner,
Paray McDonald, Graham Green. These Robinood
633
01:02:04.559 --> 01:02:09.280
Thieves. What'd you say, Robinhood, Prince of Thieves, Lieutenant John Dunbar
634
01:02:09.400 --> 01:02:15.360
assigned to a remote Western Civil War
outpost. Oh fuck dance Wave. Yeah,
635
01:02:17.119 --> 01:02:22.079
so they're all getting to laugh at
their expense for being for falling for
636
01:02:22.159 --> 01:02:25.199
this, just like everybody else fell
for back in nineteen thirty eight, when
637
01:02:25.880 --> 01:02:31.960
before there was fire, before there
was wheels, and everybody worked on a
638
01:02:32.079 --> 01:02:38.480
farm. I'm just saying this was
basically the type of people that would fall
639
01:02:38.559 --> 01:02:45.280
forward as well. I was trying
to say, but well said they the
640
01:02:45.400 --> 01:02:49.679
kid come out of the costume at
all. No movie, No, he
641
01:02:49.760 --> 01:02:55.639
does not sounds years later he would
do porn on that costume. Oh my
642
01:02:55.840 --> 01:03:04.760
gosh, what is everything boiled back
down to that? Not everything? He's
643
01:03:04.800 --> 01:03:17.800
got alarm everything here we go.
Uh, it's like everybody have an alarm.
644
01:03:19.920 --> 01:03:27.039
We're all converging on the same spot
now the barn, all right,
645
01:03:27.079 --> 01:03:29.320
So the aliens are leaving, right, the aliens trying to get the funk
646
01:03:29.360 --> 01:03:32.079
off the planet. Yeah, they're
homesick, so they're trying to get out
647
01:03:32.079 --> 01:03:37.480
of there. They realized not supposed
to be there because I was home sick
648
01:03:37.039 --> 01:03:43.440
into this movie. Oh stop.
Of course the I is going to try
649
01:03:43.480 --> 01:03:49.159
to kill him because they screwed up. Guess where he found that dynamite under
650
01:03:49.159 --> 01:03:54.280
the paper. It's not like I've
done that joke twenty times already, Jesse.
651
01:03:55.039 --> 01:03:58.960
This man lived through the world,
through the Great Depression. You never
652
01:03:59.039 --> 01:04:01.679
know what you're gonna need a a
dice bite and mark if someone was to
653
01:04:01.679 --> 01:04:06.599
get injured with that where they get
injured with huh in the anal No,
654
01:04:09.639 --> 01:04:12.840
in the boob in the boom.
Damn. And I fucked up my own
655
01:04:12.920 --> 01:04:19.519
line. Oh that's racist. He's
through a black kid. Oh he flashed
656
01:04:19.559 --> 01:04:38.119
he He's not even wearing a French
coat. This guy's like. This guy's
657
01:04:38.119 --> 01:04:41.719
like straight from the real McCoy's.
I swear he is. So grandpa's trying
658
01:04:41.719 --> 01:04:45.159
to blow up the ships of the
Aliens. Can't get away. Yeah,
659
01:04:45.159 --> 01:04:57.199
he thinks he's being the hero here. Oh freeze ree fro he's frozen in
660
01:04:57.320 --> 01:05:00.800
the spot. He's driven. He
just blow himself up. I think is
661
01:05:00.880 --> 01:05:06.119
he dead? And the kid to
go back for his candy. Here we
662
01:05:06.280 --> 01:05:20.840
go, and he took out the
bar and simulate dropping down and free falling.
663
01:05:25.719 --> 01:05:30.400
It's so the spaceship ran out of
juice and fell straight down. And
664
01:05:31.719 --> 01:05:38.960
what is it? Hopping like a
kangaroo? What's happening here? Something they
665
01:05:39.039 --> 01:05:45.760
need to find their cactus? Random
stuff? No, okay, so what's
666
01:05:45.800 --> 01:05:49.320
happening here is that the ship keeps
restarting and then but it can't keep it
667
01:05:49.440 --> 01:05:59.960
up. It's oh jeez, now
they're gonna shoot that kid, right yah,
668
01:06:00.400 --> 01:06:15.679
perfect, I'm a duck m But
it's a good thing that kid was
669
01:06:15.880 --> 01:06:21.039
wearing a duck costume and out a
black hodie. Right, Jesse, what
670
01:06:21.519 --> 01:06:26.719
is happening right now? He shoots
the computers like, I say, whoa?
671
01:06:26.840 --> 01:06:44.239
I mean whoa? Yeah, the
ship is falling apart. Oh,
672
01:06:44.480 --> 01:06:48.800
come on, you come with me. Oh, I have such adventures together
673
01:06:48.960 --> 01:06:55.400
of just hiding hiding out the AI. There's yeah, there's the killer AI.
674
01:06:57.880 --> 01:07:00.760
All right, here comes Skynet.
Yep. Oh my god, she
675
01:07:00.880 --> 01:07:21.119
actually screamed and showed emotion. Ah. What the that's a pretty sturdy ship
676
01:07:21.159 --> 01:07:27.880
there. Uh. Bottom Hall has
to have like nothing left of it.
677
01:07:28.000 --> 01:07:30.599
Right now? Did we lose an
alien? I feel like there's one missing.
678
01:07:31.320 --> 01:07:34.800
We've got the alien out there?
Yeah. Well, no, the
679
01:07:34.880 --> 01:07:41.039
Russians on the ship. All right. So there's Greece, there's there's fifties
680
01:07:41.599 --> 01:07:48.480
alien. There's scientists alien. I
think Russian aliens in the chow truck right
681
01:07:48.519 --> 01:07:54.559
now, there's there's two. There's
two to kind of have the uh the
682
01:07:54.679 --> 01:08:03.360
outfits to kind of look like the
army outfits. Whatever. The old man
683
01:08:03.400 --> 01:08:09.800
still having a seizure. He puts
it right in the tank. Oh geez,
684
01:08:14.119 --> 01:08:18.239
Ronnie, Yeah, what do you
think so far? Well, yeah,
685
01:08:18.439 --> 01:08:25.279
I'm right there with you. Oh
here we are. I'll tell you
686
01:08:25.399 --> 01:08:31.239
what this is. No over the
top. Oh hm hmm. Okay,
687
01:08:31.439 --> 01:08:40.199
there's the there there's communist alien.
Does this guy have anything else in IMDb?
688
01:08:40.399 --> 01:08:47.279
I mean the guy that drew there? Yes, what's what really stands
689
01:08:47.319 --> 01:08:54.119
out? He was in Babylon five. Oh yeah, I remember hearing about
690
01:08:54.159 --> 01:08:59.560
that, do you. Yeah?
Well, sir, I listened to podcasts
691
01:08:59.600 --> 01:09:03.479
about this movie today and didn't watch
the actual movie. Huh, and did
692
01:09:03.560 --> 01:09:08.359
not watch the actual movie. Eric
Cliff notes kind of guy, Yes,
693
01:09:08.640 --> 01:09:18.840
sir, you listen to preparation a
through h wait a second here, all
694
01:09:18.920 --> 01:09:21.920
right, here's all the white people
and their guns, and they're gonna shoot
695
01:09:21.960 --> 01:09:27.960
the alien prince. I don't I'm
trying to figure out who purple guy dressed
696
01:09:28.000 --> 01:09:51.720
up as just vaporized them. See
he would vaporized lady, he would,
697
01:09:53.279 --> 01:10:02.079
he would have killed her. Well, ah, we're now catching up communist
698
01:10:02.119 --> 01:10:05.640
alien. He doesn't he doesn't know. They're not supposed to be here.
699
01:10:11.119 --> 01:10:15.319
Four billion, four billion. There's
more than four billion people on this planet
700
01:10:15.079 --> 01:10:23.560
in nineteen ninety. Yes, I
don't think you know that. Whoa mutiny?
701
01:10:31.239 --> 01:10:40.880
Yay? I you're loving out?
Oh yeah, Department of Defense.
702
01:10:41.039 --> 01:10:45.359
This was rather infamous on the podcast
that I listened to. What the do
703
01:10:45.520 --> 01:10:54.079
O D. Yeah, it turns
the earth into a big ball, apparently
704
01:10:55.199 --> 01:11:03.920
terrific. Ah, she's I'm glad
they brought all their ammunition from the whole
705
01:11:04.000 --> 01:11:11.119
fucking town and he's just completely unloaded
on the spaceship for the last five minutes.
706
01:11:12.119 --> 01:11:17.359
Yes, it's never having to reload. By the way, Please somebody
707
01:11:17.399 --> 01:11:24.840
tell me who the dude in the
purple is supposed to be. You should
708
01:11:24.960 --> 01:11:27.359
just throw this out there, Jesse, You just say, hey, who's
709
01:11:27.399 --> 01:11:31.680
the guy the purple? I need
an answer? Just have like a little
710
01:11:31.800 --> 01:11:38.520
vote sessionaire. So what did he
dress up as? It looks like a
711
01:11:39.000 --> 01:11:42.880
musketeer. Yeah, I think you're
right, just by the end and on
712
01:11:43.000 --> 01:11:55.279
his shirt. All right, So
here's your d d looks more like a
713
01:11:55.439 --> 01:11:58.640
donut. Did you understand what they
just talked about there, Mark Radles?
714
01:11:59.279 --> 01:12:01.760
What they said that this device will
do. It'll blow up the earth so
715
01:12:01.920 --> 01:12:10.880
they can see Venus from Mars everything
outside of the doughnut of death. Oh
716
01:12:11.000 --> 01:12:15.600
my god, that's what God stands
for. Sweet. That's the thing with
717
01:12:15.640 --> 01:12:20.800
my new rock band. Everything will
explode within a million miles, but everything
718
01:12:20.840 --> 01:12:28.079
inside of it is going to be
just fine, terrific. So if there
719
01:12:28.119 --> 01:12:33.720
would be nothing there other than them
floating in space, little island in the
720
01:12:33.840 --> 01:12:43.560
sun. I reiterates, I heard
this movie has some inconsistencies. We have
721
01:12:43.760 --> 01:12:46.359
joy, one of the biggest ones. We had joy, We had fun,
722
01:12:46.479 --> 01:12:51.359
We had seasons in the sun.
Yeah, and down goes the old
723
01:12:51.399 --> 01:12:58.880
man in the World War two helmet, one World War one helmet that he
724
01:12:59.039 --> 01:13:00.640
saved because he went through the depression, and you never know when you're gonna
725
01:13:00.640 --> 01:13:09.640
need a helmet. I can't move, why should it go? Well,
726
01:13:14.640 --> 01:13:26.760
well, little little robots ball shoot
him. Oh oh, it's just her
727
01:13:29.880 --> 01:13:33.439
to me quiet. He doesn't have
to shoot you now. I like that
728
01:13:35.119 --> 01:13:41.119
prepared dire scin prepared dire SCP.
I'm gonna make sure to carve on your
729
01:13:41.119 --> 01:13:53.760
team. Stay. So evidently they
buried their dead. Huh, sure it
730
01:13:53.800 --> 01:13:57.279
does. Just get in the back
here, don't mind the handcuffs and the
731
01:13:57.359 --> 01:14:01.359
stuff that I'm gonna take you to
a good home, one of the one
732
01:14:01.399 --> 01:14:05.880
where you could be cared for quite
a while. Your papers will be fine.
733
01:14:06.199 --> 01:14:15.159
This movie is still going mark maybe
two minutes less it is. I'm
734
01:14:15.239 --> 01:14:25.399
blaming you. Oh dear, that
was Len. Seriously, Well they're gonna
735
01:14:25.399 --> 01:14:30.560
do with that one guy. He's
which one, the guy they beefed up.
736
01:14:31.119 --> 01:14:34.960
Oh no, he's in the act
like he's act like he's just normal,
737
01:14:35.000 --> 01:14:40.960
And we're like, oh, just
go away. They to go ahead
738
01:14:40.960 --> 01:14:43.119
and say, at this time,
the black kid's still wearing the duck bill.
739
01:14:45.560 --> 01:14:51.359
Good observation, duck dodgers the twenty
fourth and a half century, Like
740
01:14:51.479 --> 01:14:55.600
she's at least taking off her alien
helmet, but he's still wearing the duck
741
01:14:55.640 --> 01:15:00.439
bill. He is committing to that
costume. Duck bill. Don't eat it.
742
01:15:00.560 --> 01:15:08.680
Don't eat it. It's like your
popcorn. Ah, there's Skynet again.
743
01:15:11.560 --> 01:15:15.520
Let you know he's still out Skynet's
still out there watching your every move.
744
01:15:17.760 --> 01:15:27.199
Okay, So Number five, top
movie in the boob After a famous
745
01:15:27.279 --> 01:15:31.960
author is rescued from a car crash
by a fan of misery. Yeah,
746
01:15:32.159 --> 01:15:36.039
very good. Do you notice how
much before every movie I've said, fuck,
747
01:15:36.119 --> 01:15:41.039
have you knowniced that? Yeah?
Yeah, I think I think.
748
01:15:41.279 --> 01:15:46.560
I think he's familiar with the parodies, like the porn parodies. Number four.
749
01:15:46.880 --> 01:16:01.039
Why wouldn't you even bring that up? Whining about some thing? Number
750
01:16:01.079 --> 01:16:08.880
four? A gentleman with scissors for
hands. Edwards hired some Caribbean curse of
751
01:16:08.920 --> 01:16:15.680
the Black Pearl. Oh. Number
three another Johnny Depp vehicle in nineteen ninety
752
01:16:15.000 --> 01:16:25.359
vehicle Donny Brasco. Close, No, actually not close at all in nineteen
753
01:16:25.439 --> 01:16:30.159
fifties. Baltimore, a bad boy
with a heart of gold for the wireh
754
01:16:30.359 --> 01:16:36.039
nice justin, he said, Baltimore, it's the wire, the wire.
755
01:16:39.439 --> 01:16:45.560
This guy's got the madness stuck to
it. This guy who's the greatest actor
756
01:16:45.600 --> 01:16:49.800
of our age. Oh god,
the aliens are still on the planet.
757
01:16:50.760 --> 01:16:54.600
They ain't leaving, dude, I'll
tell you. That guy reminds me of
758
01:16:55.840 --> 01:16:59.680
one is still going. So,
yes, you're still on the planet.
759
01:17:00.399 --> 01:17:06.520
H That guy rods me into one
kid's brother from the Critters, rather guy
760
01:17:06.640 --> 01:17:15.960
for Critters kind of turned hero.
Yeah, I don't watch Creditors or remember
761
01:17:16.000 --> 01:17:19.479
anything about it. Or no,
it wasn't brother. It is just a
762
01:17:19.600 --> 01:17:23.760
friend of his. But yeah,
he was like a really big door.
763
01:17:23.840 --> 01:17:28.560
Can it become like the hero of
the movie? How many guys fire?
764
01:17:32.800 --> 01:17:38.159
Have you noticed that the Jack Nicholson
alien has been wearing his sunglasses at night
765
01:17:40.239 --> 01:17:44.720
all the time. That's what bothers
you about this man. And they have
766
01:17:44.840 --> 01:17:50.720
a harmonica and they're singing home on
the range. And I wear my sunglasses
767
01:17:50.880 --> 01:17:57.319
at night, and so I can't
so I can. Jesse, what did
768
01:17:57.399 --> 01:18:02.720
we talk about? Don't encourage you
reach him. Don't encourage your mother.
769
01:18:03.640 --> 01:18:09.079
I wear my radar glasses at night. Yes he does. He does have
770
01:18:09.239 --> 01:18:14.319
radar glasses. This girl. One
of her great acting attributes is that she
771
01:18:14.399 --> 01:18:26.520
has a perfect blank stare. Click
is like home, Like I said,
772
01:18:26.680 --> 01:18:32.319
I mean, they must visit here
earlier. I'm very familiar with Earth customs
773
01:18:32.439 --> 01:18:40.279
and well. I think one of
the theories is that they have picked up
774
01:18:40.399 --> 01:18:45.119
on broadcasts from the Earth before,
so they probably like caught a bunch of
775
01:18:45.199 --> 01:18:51.199
television transmissions and radio transmissions, which
doesn't explain why in the hell they decided
776
01:18:51.279 --> 01:19:00.560
that the orson Wells reciting news.
Yeah, they thought, well that it
777
01:19:00.600 --> 01:19:02.920
doesn't It still doesn't explain unless it's
like the very very first time they heard
778
01:19:02.960 --> 01:19:08.880
it. Here they are reciting campfire
songs and all this other stuff. But
779
01:19:09.000 --> 01:19:19.479
they must have missed that part song
Mark sings to stay awake, I really
780
01:19:19.560 --> 01:19:25.520
do. Oh, somebody left that
towel in the window, son of a
781
01:19:26.119 --> 01:19:33.319
Someone left my kick out in the
ring. What look kids, a phone
782
01:19:33.399 --> 01:19:41.920
an actual phone with look kids,
an elder, Look kids, he's sitting
783
01:19:41.960 --> 01:19:46.319
there wishing he was at home with
his papers. Looks parliament. Hey kid
784
01:19:46.359 --> 01:19:51.239
didn't have his duck cost who All
right, he's gonna. He's got an
785
01:19:51.319 --> 01:19:57.359
army. This kid come from he
rode his bike. This is the longest
786
01:19:57.479 --> 01:20:00.720
night ever, by the way it
really is. It's like three in the
787
01:20:00.800 --> 01:20:04.359
morning. I swear to god,
Laurie Strode had an easier night than these
788
01:20:04.399 --> 01:20:11.600
people have had in both Halloween movies, in a shorter night. So walking
789
01:20:11.720 --> 01:20:20.319
talking. Yeah, it's a little
goofy town of Big Bean. Nobody else
790
01:20:20.680 --> 01:20:30.159
think that the Big Bean mascot looked
like a big Bean. Theches never mind,
791
01:20:30.680 --> 01:20:32.319
you know, I just say it, Why do you? Why do
792
01:20:32.359 --> 01:20:35.960
you do you? He's gonna make
people. We all thought it looked like
793
01:20:36.640 --> 01:20:41.279
we all looked like it looked like
the joy. We all thought it looked
794
01:20:41.279 --> 01:20:44.439
like the Grinches, Dick, we
all thought it. You said it,
795
01:20:44.560 --> 01:20:51.439
you dirty bird. That's not started
joking to tell us you didn't have that
796
01:20:51.560 --> 01:20:56.560
punch. Ronnie Adams is a dirty
bird, a dirty bird. Roddy Adams
797
01:20:56.720 --> 01:21:01.439
is a dirty bird. He's a
dirty thing. Okay, let everybody know,
798
01:21:01.479 --> 01:21:05.760
we got about another twenty five minutes
of this movie. My god,
799
01:21:08.039 --> 01:21:13.319
popcorn to enjoy with. It'd have
been funny if they started doing like popcorn
800
01:21:13.399 --> 01:21:21.039
angels. It's like we can't Okay, what's he gonna do? Holy ships?
801
01:21:21.239 --> 01:21:35.399
What the hell was that guy doing? Yeah? Rap, nobody rides
802
01:21:35.439 --> 01:21:45.920
for free? Yeah? All right? Justin what's happening at this point?
803
01:21:45.039 --> 01:21:49.399
Where are we going to this movie? But are they trying to get off
804
01:21:49.439 --> 01:21:54.479
planet? Is that they're trying to
get off planing? Yes? Why fix
805
01:21:54.560 --> 01:21:57.439
the ship and trying to off plan
Why couldn't they get off planet before?
806
01:21:58.560 --> 01:22:01.760
Does does the guy who dressed up
like Hull Cogan have to act like Haul
807
01:22:01.840 --> 01:22:05.720
Cogan the whole damn time this?
I mean he doesn't have to write?
808
01:22:05.840 --> 01:22:13.079
Yes he does, brother, there's
no reason to continue the facade of what
809
01:22:13.159 --> 01:22:16.840
you dressed up for Halloween when fucking
aliens are invading the planets. I would,
810
01:22:17.880 --> 01:22:20.520
I guarantee you, Jesse, if
aliens ever come down, I'm gonna
811
01:22:20.520 --> 01:22:26.439
be acting whatever costume I am,
just for that reason. Sure I am.
812
01:22:26.840 --> 01:22:29.640
I hope that year I'm like going
to got to a mark or something.
813
01:22:34.600 --> 01:22:41.279
How is this in? I just
come to help. I've been a
814
01:22:41.479 --> 01:22:51.760
bag guy of the whole movie,
trying to catch my stuff. I mean,
815
01:22:53.000 --> 01:22:56.800
he's always he's always up for that
whole get rich fast scheme in every
816
01:22:56.880 --> 01:23:00.399
movie. I swear, what is
this guy make they make money out the
817
01:23:00.439 --> 01:23:06.520
ghoulis I make money off the killer
clowns? What he thought was a comment,
818
01:23:08.159 --> 01:23:23.520
hey's comment, I take that back. That's poor gas station. Okay,
819
01:23:25.600 --> 01:23:34.760
Well, are they gonna actually are
they gonna fire their guns more?
820
01:23:35.640 --> 01:23:40.399
Yeah? I thought they were all
gonna start shooting again. I mean,
821
01:23:40.439 --> 01:23:42.680
they're sitting around looking at a map. Do they not know they're ow in
822
01:23:42.800 --> 01:23:48.079
city town? Listen? It is
a known tactic that anytime anybody invades anything,
823
01:23:48.159 --> 01:23:54.439
you have to flo out a map, unless you're looking for the Blair
824
01:23:54.520 --> 01:23:59.439
Witch, in which case you should
destroy the map you standing in a corner.
825
01:24:01.880 --> 01:24:11.640
I was so angry at that ending. I sat through hour, two
826
01:24:11.720 --> 01:24:15.880
hours whatever it was of just almost
wanting to vomit from all the shaking.
827
01:24:16.079 --> 01:24:19.159
And then they end up standing in
a corner. Yeah, and then and
828
01:24:19.239 --> 01:24:25.199
then then the girl got hit over
the head spoilers with what tell me what
829
01:24:25.319 --> 01:24:27.800
she got to get over the head
with? Mark, don't see it?
830
01:24:28.039 --> 01:24:33.439
The witches in a corner. The
witch is don Oh what a tweets.
831
01:24:39.079 --> 01:24:45.760
I don't know how to reply to
that. Don't with me laugh to your
832
01:24:45.800 --> 01:24:58.479
hard up full of pork chops.
Oh I'm it was just get the guns
833
01:24:58.520 --> 01:25:03.479
out again. What is that?
That is whole Cogain as a wizard.
834
01:25:04.000 --> 01:25:11.920
No, that that o, sir, where did you get that shotgun?
835
01:25:12.239 --> 01:25:19.159
That, by the way, is
Prince combined with the pilgrim. Oh okay,
836
01:25:19.319 --> 01:25:26.399
it's the it's the machine person guy. No, but that's his best,
837
01:25:26.920 --> 01:25:31.720
best insult. I would love to
see the raid Ar cut of this
838
01:25:31.880 --> 01:25:44.520
movie. You're you're dead now,
fuck face, all you sons gonna die,
839
01:25:45.199 --> 01:25:50.039
and then the aliens are just completely
nude to the whole thing. That
840
01:25:50.199 --> 01:25:55.680
woman should not be firing a gun. Someone somebody just walks on screen and
841
01:25:55.760 --> 01:26:00.720
says, oh fuck anything that moves
and runs off screen. Again. Just
842
01:26:00.800 --> 01:26:13.520
have Mark Rawl re edit the whole
thing. The shittiest spaceship ever sparks so
843
01:26:13.680 --> 01:26:19.560
many fucking billows of smoke, but
it hit a barn. It can take
844
01:26:19.640 --> 01:26:24.000
all those all those spots. So
did the DeLorean, and it did do
845
01:26:24.159 --> 01:26:27.199
that. I'm just saying that it
took all those shots from the gun,
846
01:26:27.560 --> 01:26:31.279
you know, all those guns,
and then it doesn't show any dammage.
847
01:26:31.479 --> 01:26:36.560
Stop defending this movie. Justin I'm
laughing idding. I always like when my
848
01:26:36.600 --> 01:26:45.760
walkie talkies have the built in party
favors. There was work. Hey,
849
01:26:47.520 --> 01:26:58.279
that's okay, said mister buthead,
that's that's not a shift, that's a
850
01:26:58.359 --> 01:27:09.560
transformer farm zoid. So that he
was acknowledging that that was a zoid on
851
01:27:09.680 --> 01:27:15.840
his desk. It's a waiter,
he said, zoid. I'm saying,
852
01:27:15.840 --> 01:27:25.159
it's I avoid the zoid. That's
the that's annoyed. It's it's annoyed.
853
01:27:26.600 --> 01:27:30.760
Yes, I know that. Give
him give him his pon, I mean,
854
01:27:31.000 --> 01:27:36.520
give him his pawn. He he
earned it, he did avoid the
855
01:27:36.560 --> 01:27:44.800
annoy went against everything I believe.
Look at that and down goes that happens.
856
01:27:45.960 --> 01:27:53.760
But hey, god his truck crushed. Ha ha. We know it's
857
01:27:53.800 --> 01:28:02.600
not really Hogan because that was a
clean New World Order. Why are the
858
01:28:02.680 --> 01:28:06.039
Aliens still on Earth? Why is
this movie still going on? Why is
859
01:28:06.119 --> 01:28:12.760
there air? What? What they're
trying to simulate? The car going to
860
01:28:12.880 --> 01:28:30.520
the set down? Everything in this
movie bounces like the ship just keeps hopping
861
01:28:30.560 --> 01:28:34.199
around everywhere. Are they back in
his house again? Like his house?
862
01:28:34.439 --> 01:28:39.000
They're back in his house again?
You see the papers, He's going to
863
01:28:39.039 --> 01:28:45.479
offer them wine that he got from
a stack of papers. Alien is not
864
01:28:45.520 --> 01:28:51.760
supposed to take sharp and a get
out of there. Yeah, they're more
865
01:28:51.760 --> 01:28:58.000
of a red one. Right next, on a very special episode, he
866
01:28:58.800 --> 01:29:05.079
just keeps, Yes, that's what
I was doing, Ronnie, I was
867
01:29:05.119 --> 01:29:10.840
doing a different stroke Stoke. We
find out that one in the alien's name
868
01:29:10.880 --> 01:29:14.560
is Dudley. That kid's gonna take
her down there and show her all the
869
01:29:14.640 --> 01:29:17.399
beer. I don't believe this.
Come down here, look at all this
870
01:29:17.520 --> 01:29:21.880
liquor. Well, it's me,
it's he had that. I had to
871
01:29:21.960 --> 01:29:26.239
move a stack of papers to get
to it. But the tear, Yeah,
872
01:29:26.279 --> 01:29:30.720
that his basement of all things.
I hope people listening to this are
873
01:29:30.760 --> 01:29:32.920
just like, you have to hear
this one commentary over this movie space.
874
01:29:33.039 --> 01:29:41.399
But it's all they talked about was
the guy's papers. I guess it's valid
875
01:29:42.640 --> 01:29:45.920
point. Me and Jesse stook up
Paunchos through Friday. Yeah, we watched
876
01:29:45.960 --> 01:29:50.319
Friday at thirteenth and we somehow talked
about Ponchos for at least twenty minutes of
877
01:29:50.359 --> 01:29:58.960
that. So hey, there's a
whole chapter and Moby Dick about lamp oil.
878
01:29:59.159 --> 01:30:03.039
So you can talk a whole podcast
about ponchos if you want. The
879
01:30:03.119 --> 01:30:06.079
thirteenth did you want? Do you
like the original original? Here's the first
880
01:30:06.119 --> 01:30:12.279
one. Yeah, I swear man. They were called coudd to whoever's gonna
881
01:30:12.319 --> 01:30:16.159
die first. At some point you
just run out of ship to say ah,
882
01:30:16.600 --> 01:30:20.479
But that was about fifteen minutes into
this one. Yeah, I wear
883
01:30:20.680 --> 01:30:27.680
my son glass. They never did
this before. They never pointed it up
884
01:30:27.800 --> 01:30:35.079
towards the sky. Yeah, that
would have been smart. Is he gonna
885
01:30:35.159 --> 01:30:45.039
like jump and kill himself now?
And he just batman down? Oh?
886
01:30:45.359 --> 01:30:49.520
I don't lie. He's gonna bang
that mummy. That's what's gonna happen.
887
01:30:51.640 --> 01:30:55.760
I knew. I knew as soon
as I saw her talking to him.
888
01:30:56.279 --> 01:30:59.359
He's gonna bang that little her.
Want to make a sex joke about that?
889
01:31:01.079 --> 01:31:04.680
You know me to old cut radar
cut. The radar cut went on
890
01:31:04.800 --> 01:31:09.840
for three hours. An hour of
that was them too banging. Well,
891
01:31:10.920 --> 01:31:20.399
well, well that's a wrap boy. That was a mummy joke. There's
892
01:31:20.520 --> 01:31:28.000
still fifteen minutes of this fucking movie
left, and fourteen minutes and thirty seconds
893
01:31:28.079 --> 01:31:36.239
better be credits. So number two
nineteen ninety an eight year old troublemaker must
894
01:31:36.319 --> 01:31:43.359
protect his house from a penloge.
Oh, very good. We better finish
895
01:31:43.479 --> 01:31:45.680
number one right now for that before
we hit the climax of this movie.
896
01:31:46.880 --> 01:31:53.319
The story of Henry Hill and his
life in the mob, covering his relationship
897
01:31:53.439 --> 01:31:59.560
with his wife Karen Hill Crap and
his mob partners Jimmy Conway and Tommy DeVito
898
01:32:00.239 --> 01:32:09.119
in the Italian American Crime Syndicate.
You know what this means? I married
899
01:32:09.159 --> 01:32:13.840
the mob number one. Yeah,
I married the mom number one nineteen ninety.
900
01:32:13.920 --> 01:32:21.319
Good job, Ronnie Adams. Marde
just got extended because of the AI.
901
01:32:23.359 --> 01:32:33.680
Oh is the worst Jack Nicholson impression? Ever, how have we not
902
01:32:33.920 --> 01:32:40.520
talked about that? And she's she's
seriously begging with this monstrosity that they're afraid
903
01:32:40.560 --> 01:32:44.840
of. Yeah, how it hasn't
shot the little girl, especially for the
904
01:32:44.880 --> 01:32:51.159
bad acting. It's amazing that after
this she gets Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park
905
01:32:51.359 --> 01:33:00.479
is frightening in the well, all
the dinosaurs are running wild. I think
906
01:33:00.560 --> 01:33:05.680
her best scene in Dresseph Park was
when she gets snotted on. Thank you
907
01:33:08.319 --> 01:33:15.079
re getting snotted on? Someone let
Rex out of his pen? Did you
908
01:33:15.199 --> 01:33:21.359
make this up? He's singing stuff
from Weird al That's right. Gosh,
909
01:33:21.520 --> 01:33:28.159
Ronnie m give us the program.
Oh my god, say goodbye to the
910
01:33:28.199 --> 01:33:34.000
batteries. I included Alien already,
get over with the answer. Was love
911
01:33:34.119 --> 01:33:40.640
all along. I'll bet I don't
know. Oh no, this is a
912
01:33:40.720 --> 01:33:45.520
scene with a child in a mark. He can't help himself. He's got
913
01:33:45.760 --> 01:33:51.119
ro child. I don't know what
you're talking about, Dred and I you
914
01:33:51.199 --> 01:33:55.039
can there. You talk all you
want on your party favorite. Hey,
915
01:33:55.239 --> 01:34:00.840
there you go. That's the coolest
device i've seen, speaking a party fairs.
916
01:34:00.880 --> 01:34:03.199
You get some of those for the
party this weekend? Uh, yeah,
917
01:34:03.319 --> 01:34:13.680
that's right. Yeah, star traffic
walls. Yes, because they were
918
01:34:13.720 --> 01:34:44.159
speeding in a spaceship. M that's
not very nice. My god, it's
919
01:34:44.239 --> 01:34:54.000
still doing this exactly away from your
computer and like drawing or and then coming
920
01:34:54.079 --> 01:34:59.960
back back and going why is it
still han? I was hoping that that's
921
01:35:00.199 --> 01:35:03.960
it was an hour and forty minutes
that like, the last thirty minutes were
922
01:35:04.159 --> 01:35:08.520
just you know, uplink screen and
somebody you know, fucked up the upload.
923
01:35:09.560 --> 01:35:13.800
No, sir, this was an
important movie of its time. Yeah,
924
01:35:14.680 --> 01:35:23.239
Space Invaders came in at number what
let's see number what number what the
925
01:35:23.359 --> 01:35:28.800
last thirty minutes, So this would
be the director apologizing I wanted to take
926
01:35:28.840 --> 01:35:36.800
some time out just explain that I'm
very sorry. Oh my gosh, you
927
01:35:36.880 --> 01:35:43.920
know what scored higher than this number
four forty six Captain America from nineteen ninety.
928
01:35:44.359 --> 01:35:49.840
Nice. Wow, we should have
watched that. Take this back and
929
01:35:49.880 --> 01:35:57.439
you're playing it with you? He
think should he told him that it's an
930
01:35:57.439 --> 01:36:02.880
award, like, I still haven't
found it. I'm in the sixties now.
931
01:36:06.039 --> 01:36:10.399
Oh my god, he's still categing
on a stupid camera. Yeah,
932
01:36:12.680 --> 01:36:14.920
oh got this. This guy had
a cell phone, he'd be dangerous.
933
01:36:14.920 --> 01:36:17.520
I never really used us dynamite,
but I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like
934
01:36:17.640 --> 01:36:24.920
that. That man is already dead, and he has to moved back way
935
01:36:25.039 --> 01:36:30.520
further than that because it is an
explosive device. Yeah, I think that
936
01:36:30.600 --> 01:36:36.560
would blow up a lot worse than
just that. So we're okay with the
937
01:36:36.640 --> 01:36:41.239
aliens and the earth clothing, but
the dynamites. Where the problem is?
938
01:36:41.439 --> 01:36:44.640
You give me, well, why
didn't the other time blow up? It's
939
01:36:44.720 --> 01:36:55.960
sitting right there. Get off the
planet already in this movie? How this
940
01:36:56.199 --> 01:37:00.239
ending is longer than the Lord of
the Rings the Return of the King,
941
01:37:00.279 --> 01:37:04.159
where you know we got hey he
dropped the ring in the volcano and then
942
01:37:04.239 --> 01:37:09.159
oh no wait, we've we've gotta
we gotta wait and get them rescued.
943
01:37:09.239 --> 01:37:13.399
By the Eagles. Oh wait,
we've got this whole Hobbit reunion on the
944
01:37:13.479 --> 01:37:15.800
bed and then they have to do
you really think you had to explain that
945
01:37:15.880 --> 01:37:23.800
shot? Stop? Okay sorry.
Space Space Invaders came in at number one
946
01:37:23.960 --> 01:37:30.359
twenty for the nineteen ninety IMDb dot
com one twenty okay, just behind Roger
947
01:37:30.479 --> 01:37:40.239
Corman's Frankenstein um Bound. Sweet that
how many? How many movies were released
948
01:37:40.279 --> 01:37:45.960
that year? One hundred and twenty
No, because one and twenty one started
949
01:37:45.960 --> 01:37:53.279
at Gerard de Pardiu Green Has that
man ever made a good movie? Was
950
01:37:53.319 --> 01:37:55.880
green Card? Who else was in
that? Andy McDowell? Yeah, I
951
01:37:55.880 --> 01:38:00.560
was that. Yes, there we
go fin al right, we are finally
952
01:38:00.640 --> 01:38:06.560
the aliens have left the atmosphere.
I would I would laugh my balls off.
953
01:38:06.720 --> 01:38:10.640
They flew into the side of the
mountain. Get the funk off our
954
01:38:11.920 --> 01:38:16.720
get the fun off our planet,
and never come back. Please Ah warp
955
01:38:16.800 --> 01:38:29.720
speed mister Scottie. Ouh one one
one fell in the bathroom. It I
956
01:38:29.840 --> 01:38:38.359
see it, story that we're wrapping
all over your childhood memories here. Uh
957
01:38:39.800 --> 01:38:45.600
that's all right, man, This
thing is so full of cheese. That's
958
01:38:45.640 --> 01:38:47.960
what I said. I I want
man, I warned you guys. I
959
01:38:48.159 --> 01:38:57.600
seriously, I told you just cheese. He flushed, the toilet flushed and
960
01:38:57.760 --> 01:39:11.199
more greens. You hate this,
I hate yeah, the guy. This
961
01:39:11.359 --> 01:39:15.840
guy's farm was pretty much ready to
go under. Oh and so the aliens
962
01:39:15.920 --> 01:39:20.960
gonna fertilize the crops and suddenly it's
formally worth something. They had to they
963
01:39:21.039 --> 01:39:26.520
had to unload that the game more
altitude. There was too much weight on
964
01:39:26.640 --> 01:39:35.239
the ship. Unload jet Us in
some way, and we'll never make it
965
01:39:35.359 --> 01:39:44.039
to Cybertron. Oh, I'd rather
be watching Transformers. They're seriously not trying
966
01:39:44.079 --> 01:39:46.800
to hurt me. Get inside the
house. It's like, oh yeah,
967
01:39:47.000 --> 01:39:53.640
I just stand and watch the ship
fall from the sky. Beautiful boy gently
968
01:39:53.720 --> 01:39:59.039
caressed the strange black child. Did
you notice that? Ah, the little
969
01:39:59.119 --> 01:40:03.079
boy looks up good. You know, they just everything. You can.
970
01:40:03.159 --> 01:40:12.920
Stop touching me, now, get
off me, sheriff, I'm not your
971
01:40:13.000 --> 01:40:21.439
type. This is still going on. I gotta set up a sequel mark
972
01:40:27.319 --> 01:40:34.439
Space Invaders two Invading your Space.
It would be the best Space Invaders two
973
01:40:34.520 --> 01:40:38.319
tagline. As matter of fact,
one of the podcasts that I didn't listen
974
01:40:38.319 --> 01:40:44.479
to listen to was something about sequels. So they actually sat down and discussed
975
01:40:44.520 --> 01:40:48.359
the whole podcast on putting a sequel
to this thing. Space Invaders two t
976
01:40:48.560 --> 01:40:55.159
o O more Invadery. He's through
the keys to his house, or the
977
01:40:55.239 --> 01:41:02.359
front Invaders to Electric Google. I'm
sorry. If you're gonna put two behind
978
01:41:02.439 --> 01:41:05.880
something, I'm gonna tell you electric
Booloo. Okay, that's just how it
979
01:41:05.960 --> 01:41:14.239
goes. Red Redemption to electric Bugaloo. It works n red dead redemption to
980
01:41:14.479 --> 01:41:17.640
electric Boogloo. And I would play
that game as well. That's d L
981
01:41:17.760 --> 01:41:25.159
c Ronnie. I will gladly downloaded
bunch of budget disco. Oh look,
982
01:41:25.840 --> 01:41:41.239
holy crap, giant green penises have
grown. Listen, you still have time
983
01:41:41.319 --> 01:41:48.760
to buy the farm, you boar
on the worst businessman ever those crops because
984
01:41:48.760 --> 01:41:59.720
they're covered in an alien? What
is just by the farm? This wig?
985
01:42:00.560 --> 01:42:03.199
This movie, this movie is full
of alien goodness and green beats.
986
01:42:10.840 --> 01:42:16.199
I mean, crops are gonna kill
people. We're covered an alien. I'm
987
01:42:16.239 --> 01:42:26.079
gonna pass out again. God,
look at the size of that crop.
988
01:42:27.720 --> 01:42:35.800
I can't buy this farm now.
Oh my god, we broke Ronnie.
989
01:42:41.279 --> 01:42:44.800
He sells the crops, everybody dies, and they're gonna back and take over
990
01:42:44.800 --> 01:42:49.720
the world. Anyway, we got
to see this soundtrack is on Spotify.
991
01:42:50.159 --> 01:43:00.359
Ryan Duck is named Brian Space Peter's
soundtrack is it on there? Dumb guys
992
01:43:00.960 --> 01:43:04.840
try he just like that and he
dumb guy and got them burn up and
993
01:43:04.920 --> 01:43:15.840
he said, no, I'm finished
as a businessman. Ronnie, I heard
994
01:43:15.880 --> 01:43:28.479
this movie. It doesn't look like
that thing works like that const well because
995
01:43:28.520 --> 01:43:39.399
of the size of the cross.
I'm done. So that was fun?
996
01:43:40.039 --> 01:43:48.920
O wow? Was it alright?
Okay? Canting sold Martian Dicks the end.
997
01:43:51.640 --> 01:44:01.239
Get to Martian, get you Martian
Dicks. I mean it's one thing
998
01:44:02.479 --> 01:44:05.000
to look at a piece of property
and go I have to offer you less
999
01:44:05.039 --> 01:44:15.680
money because it's infested with Martian teine. But to just give up completely,
1000
01:44:19.319 --> 01:44:29.399
well we want I don't remember any
of this from a kid a stroke.
1001
01:44:33.119 --> 01:44:42.920
I'm gonna pee, don't my goodness, Okay, I'm gonna breathe before I
1002
01:44:43.000 --> 01:44:48.840
both ship MP myself while Ronnie has
a stroke. Uh well, I'll tell
1003
01:44:48.840 --> 01:44:59.640
you, Peanut Butter, I think
that's son of a Strokes selling red.
1004
01:45:00.159 --> 01:45:06.000
Smell red. I'm smelling burnt toast. All right, Well, thank you?
1005
01:45:06.199 --> 01:45:13.640
Just no one agree with me?
Doesn't work. We lost our other
1006
01:45:13.800 --> 01:45:18.680
users. Leave. No, I
I killed the window. Okay, Well,
1007
01:45:18.720 --> 01:45:21.119
I was gonna say, all right, we don't need it any more.
1008
01:45:21.119 --> 01:45:26.720
Of the movies over well, I
wish they would have stuck around just
1009
01:45:26.760 --> 01:45:29.279
to kind of like look at that
pause screen and the credits. I don't
1010
01:45:29.359 --> 01:45:33.960
understand. All right, are you
done, Ronnie? I want to make
1011
01:45:34.000 --> 01:45:36.720
sure Ronne has gotten this out of
his system where he's gonna be done.
1012
01:45:40.159 --> 01:45:49.800
I'm done a bunch of has beans. Thomas, he's gonna he's gonna make
1013
01:45:49.840 --> 01:45:59.359
this a danger feces. Uh come
on now, now, justin if you
1014
01:45:59.399 --> 01:46:01.560
were to sugg just another movie at
any point in the time in the future,
1015
01:46:02.159 --> 01:46:13.119
that movie, well, then I'll
guess I'll leave it at that,
1016
01:46:13.239 --> 01:46:18.880
because Ronnie Adams is broke. Mark
Bradletch has bathroom problems. I need to
1017
01:46:18.960 --> 01:46:23.800
drink and I don't even drink.
Wait, man, all right, Mark,
1018
01:46:23.840 --> 01:46:27.479
come on, man, we gotta
get let's got it. We gotta
1019
01:46:27.560 --> 01:46:30.359
end it. All right, all
right, calm the fuck down. Next
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01:46:30.439 --> 01:46:38.840
week, jeez, all right,
Next week we have my father guest hosting
1021
01:46:39.000 --> 01:46:45.000
as a judge on DC meets the
Hannah Babera Too on Source Material, and
1022
01:46:45.159 --> 01:46:48.720
then there'll be a TV party tonight
for Voltron season seven. A TV party
1023
01:46:48.800 --> 01:46:55.800
for the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Ronnie
Adams New Favorite show, and then Garby
1024
01:46:58.039 --> 01:47:00.840
I'm bought a roll right now,
Mark, don't tip Fake, Don't get
1025
01:47:00.920 --> 01:47:06.720
him restarted. And then on November
eighth, Jesse and I will be reviewing
1026
01:47:06.760 --> 01:47:14.000
the News Soul Fleet album Ritual More. I Can get through this. Uh.
1027
01:47:15.119 --> 01:47:18.560
On November twelfth, Deadpool kills the
entire Marvel Universe on source material.
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01:47:19.800 --> 01:47:26.239
On the thirteenth, fuck it,
Duck, No not to do. We
1029
01:47:26.399 --> 01:47:34.880
just watched a movie where a kid
was named U. Don't say that everything
1030
01:47:34.920 --> 01:47:41.399
I just sa There'll be a damn
You Hollywood for The Grinch from Illumination Studios,
1031
01:47:41.439 --> 01:47:45.439
which is Universal Studios. We'll be
doing Sick of it All, Wake
1032
01:47:45.520 --> 01:47:49.920
the Sleeping Dragon on the Mental Hammer
of Doom. Uh, You've awoken a
1033
01:47:50.000 --> 01:47:58.960
Sleeping Dragon. We got it.
Andrew Graham from our Canadian office will be
1034
01:47:59.039 --> 01:48:02.760
on TV party tonight for Our World
War. On November fifteenth, Gavin Napier
1035
01:48:02.920 --> 01:48:11.399
of the Sometimes They Recorded Casual Heroes, We'll be on source material for Justice
1036
01:48:11.479 --> 01:48:15.520
League America The Tornado's Path. We
would be doing a review for Fantastic Beef,
1037
01:48:15.560 --> 01:48:19.000
The Crimes of Grendon Wald. Our
Turkey episode for the Metal Hammer of
1038
01:48:19.039 --> 01:48:25.600
Doom this year is hubershtenk Push Pull. And then if after you've had your
1039
01:48:25.640 --> 01:48:29.279
turkey and you've taken your naps and
you've watched your football, you can join
1040
01:48:29.520 --> 01:48:32.560
Jesse and Robert and Jesse and Robert
without me as they do an extra Metal
1041
01:48:32.600 --> 01:48:36.439
Hammer of Doom. They'll be reviewing
the new Throsts on Black Thross Black,
1042
01:48:38.399 --> 01:48:42.600
and then finally we wrap I think
any of this is real when you when
1043
01:48:42.640 --> 01:48:45.920
you until I hear the music on
the Metal of amer of Doom, because
1044
01:48:45.239 --> 01:48:49.359
a lot of these bands, it's
I don't understand where you get them.
1045
01:48:50.159 --> 01:48:53.479
Sorry, go ahead, Well,
soul Fly is a real band, they've
1046
01:48:53.479 --> 01:48:55.640
been around for years. Second of
it All is a real band. Yeah,
1047
01:48:56.800 --> 01:49:02.920
and I know, But the Rosenblack
one I don't have. We'll no
1048
01:49:03.119 --> 01:49:11.159
be revealing to do Ruth Made of
Ginsburg on November twenty second. And then
1049
01:49:11.239 --> 01:49:14.359
finally we wrap up November with robin
Hood Week all week long. That should
1050
01:49:14.359 --> 01:49:19.760
be the next one we do.
We should do the Disney robin Hood a
1051
01:49:19.920 --> 01:49:25.560
cartoon one. Yeah, we should. Why good one, It's great,
1052
01:49:25.880 --> 01:49:30.920
it's beloved. I think it'll be
fun with that's funny. Are you there?
1053
01:49:30.359 --> 01:49:35.800
Are you suggesting men and tits?
Ronnie? No? No, oh
1054
01:49:36.239 --> 01:49:40.760
no, hang on, Let's see
how many robin Let's see list of Robin
1055
01:49:40.760 --> 01:49:45.239
Hood movies. Here we go.
Listen, jesus, Robin Hood movies.
1056
01:49:46.640 --> 01:49:51.079
Let's just do men and Prince of
Thieves, Man and Prince of Thieves.
1057
01:49:53.159 --> 01:49:58.960
As I'm doing it, I'm doing
it on trial for that. Uh well,
1058
01:49:59.239 --> 01:50:02.560
they go back as is the nineteen
hundreds before there was cars and fire
1059
01:50:06.920 --> 01:50:16.680
far So what movie? What movies
you suggest? Ronnie? Yeah, Robin
1060
01:50:16.720 --> 01:50:23.880
Hood and the Pirates, that's nineteen
sixty. Let's see the seventies we had.
1061
01:50:25.239 --> 01:50:30.800
We had the cartoon Robin Hood.
I don't know any of you.
1062
01:50:30.920 --> 01:50:40.039
O. Time band It's in the
list Time Bandits starring John Cleech, Sean
1063
01:50:40.479 --> 01:50:43.279
and Cherry Devall, written by Terry
Gilliam. In a short spoof of the
1064
01:50:43.359 --> 01:50:47.399
Robin Hood legend, when when when
Robin, played by Cleeve's being portrayed as
1065
01:50:47.399 --> 01:50:50.439
an upper class twit and as a
parody of Charles, Prince of Wales.
1066
01:50:50.760 --> 01:50:55.680
There you go? What about?
Uh about what we said earlier? Tonight
1067
01:50:57.239 --> 01:51:06.359
ice Pirates? I'm up for that. Everybody just got quiet, I dude,
1068
01:51:06.359 --> 01:51:13.039
if we can find it Ice Pirates, well why not Ice Pirates?
1069
01:51:13.520 --> 01:51:18.640
Boy? I could tell already there's
gonna be a lot of homosexual jokes.
1070
01:51:19.000 --> 01:51:27.319
Listen. The only thing, Wow, the only reason I craft on the
1071
01:51:28.880 --> 01:51:30.840
Robinhood, the Disney Robin Hood,
is because I love you, Mark,
1072
01:51:30.880 --> 01:51:33.520
and you're a dear friend. But
I would not be able to take you
1073
01:51:33.680 --> 01:51:42.600
making those kind of jokes about Robin
and Marion in that beloved childhood movie.
1074
01:51:43.279 --> 01:51:50.680
I would never do that. Bull
Okay. So I just like I just
1075
01:51:51.079 --> 01:51:56.760
put Ice Pirates into into the YouTube
search thing and like third one down was
1076
01:51:56.840 --> 01:52:01.760
Ice Pirates Space Herpes. Yeah,
make sure you're on the right site there,
1077
01:52:01.840 --> 01:52:05.560
Mark, that was actually in the
movie, Jesse, all right,
1078
01:52:05.680 --> 01:52:14.760
Ice Pirates the VHS drive in theater? Uh looks like is on is on
1079
01:52:14.880 --> 01:52:20.640
YouTube? All right? So when
do we want to do Ice Pirates?
1080
01:52:21.159 --> 01:52:29.720
Because I'm busy that entire week.
And here's what I'm busy with the podcasts
1081
01:52:30.840 --> 01:52:34.800
Hawkeye Volume one, My Life is
a Weapon, the AMU Hollywood for the
1082
01:52:34.840 --> 01:52:39.840
new robin Hood, the Metal Hammer
of Doom. We're looking at pod circles
1083
01:52:40.119 --> 01:52:43.600
and then there'll be an on trial
for Robino Prince of Thieves, and then
1084
01:52:43.680 --> 01:52:48.399
we're at Friday the thirtieth when Creed
two comes out, and then December one
1085
01:52:48.880 --> 01:52:55.800
there'll be a commentary for Deontay Wilder
versus Tyson Fury. I'm not to mention
1086
01:52:55.880 --> 01:53:01.560
he starting up a band, man, do not up Doom? Yes,
1087
01:53:01.760 --> 01:53:05.199
that's right, I don't know.
We can we can talk about this offline,
1088
01:53:05.439 --> 01:53:15.880
all right, it's like who started
a band? All right? Justin
1089
01:53:15.920 --> 01:53:20.399
Thomas, go ahead and ve lugs. Okay, So basically I'm quite a
1090
01:53:20.479 --> 01:53:25.680
gamer. See he catch me on
Steam, he catch me on a PlayStation
1091
01:53:25.840 --> 01:53:30.840
network, both under Spector thirteen.
That's a spe kt R thirteen. You
1092
01:53:30.880 --> 01:53:38.560
can catch you under Arctic Lightning on
the Xbox Live and pretty much Facebook.
1093
01:53:38.720 --> 01:53:45.920
Just catch me under my name Justin
Thomas and Twitter, Tumblr, Snapchat,
1094
01:53:45.159 --> 01:53:48.239
Instagram, you name it, I
have it. Just look me up under
1095
01:53:48.319 --> 01:53:59.159
Spector thirteen for that and just you
can't find it. Just for that that
1096
01:53:59.319 --> 01:54:02.359
Deadpool pick with the big thumbs up. Wow, what happened? What just
1097
01:54:02.479 --> 01:54:09.359
happened? My my cat just kind
of attack my foot right, He attacked
1098
01:54:09.399 --> 01:54:14.479
my foot right shoes? I of
his talking there, Ronnie Adams Plugs Go
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01:54:16.199 --> 01:54:21.079
guys show named Scream Boy podcast well
on a hiatus as of right now now,
1100
01:54:21.239 --> 01:54:26.560
but soon to return. You can
go on iTunes, tune in Stitcher,
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01:54:27.279 --> 01:54:30.520
iHeart, I'll, I'll right here
on the network as well. Listen
1102
01:54:30.600 --> 01:54:35.199
to our old shows the archive of
our shows, and we had do a
1103
01:54:35.279 --> 01:54:42.079
lot of network exclusives where we talk
about stuff that we don't normally talk about
1104
01:54:42.119 --> 01:54:47.319
on the show, like the Rise
and Follow Bill Cosby, the Life and
1105
01:54:47.399 --> 01:54:53.239
Death of Toys r us Heys like
that, really good stuff. Find it
1106
01:54:53.319 --> 01:54:56.760
right here on the network. You
can find us on any kind of social
1107
01:54:56.800 --> 01:55:02.000
media, which is Instagram, Twitter, and on Facebook. On Facebook and
1108
01:55:02.039 --> 01:55:08.359
Instagram, High Right, Grinder,
Bumble Tender. I know what Tender is,
1109
01:55:08.520 --> 01:55:11.680
but I don't know what the other
two is are and I can imagine
1110
01:55:11.720 --> 01:55:16.760
they're just not. You can't find
us on the good Instagram and Facebook,
1111
01:55:16.840 --> 01:55:21.680
just like kept Screaming Boy podcast.
Twitter is at Screaming Boy Pru just uploaded
1112
01:55:21.680 --> 01:55:30.279
a ton of new pictures to Facebook
and Instagram. Mix from Yeah from Femal
1113
01:55:30.319 --> 01:55:32.039
Comic Con, where I actually got
to meet Tony Todd and Thomsonvienie. Both
1114
01:55:32.039 --> 01:55:36.439
of them are incredible human beings,
uh and really enjoyed meeting Tony Todd and
1115
01:55:36.960 --> 01:55:44.000
and mister Sideni. So just check
those out. I've hit my last con
1116
01:55:44.079 --> 01:55:49.279
of the year and I'll be attending
my next one in January, which will
1117
01:55:49.319 --> 01:55:53.000
be the Greensboro Comic Con. I
was gonna go to North Carolina Comic Con,
1118
01:55:53.079 --> 01:55:57.079
but I'll tell you what, man, it is really super expensive uh
1119
01:55:57.359 --> 01:55:59.920
for And I'm just gonna say this
because a lot of people listen to super
1120
01:56:00.039 --> 01:56:03.119
expensive for not that great of a
experience. So for the last time I
1121
01:56:03.199 --> 01:56:08.359
was there, so yeah, I
will, you know, just throw that
1122
01:56:08.479 --> 01:56:13.760
out there. But it's uh.
I'm gonna throw a roll quick plug in
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01:56:13.880 --> 01:56:19.000
for my buddy Hector, who is
who has written five books called Faith and
1124
01:56:19.079 --> 01:56:28.359
Fandom, where he does quick devotional
studies based off his fandom of just about
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01:56:28.399 --> 01:56:31.840
everything from video games, comic books, movies, the whole nine uh and
1126
01:56:32.039 --> 01:56:36.520
relates them with his biblical studies.
It's really really, really really good Faith
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and Fandom. Check it out on
Facebook and other than that. We'll become
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01:56:45.000 --> 01:56:49.960
back soon and just keep tuned in
and like subscribe, shoot us a message
1129
01:56:50.039 --> 01:56:55.279
the whole nine and if we're on
iTunes, rate us and you know,
1130
01:56:55.359 --> 01:56:59.760
give us some five stars. We
would love that I'm done now he has
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done. I'm talking Jesse number eleven. When a man goes for virtual vacation
1132
01:57:08.520 --> 01:57:15.920
memories of the planet Mars, an
uninspected and herring harrowing series events forces him
1133
01:57:15.960 --> 01:57:24.319
to go to the planet for real
or does he fuck arm sportsnegger, You
1134
01:57:24.479 --> 01:57:30.279
kept the trend up. Definitely said
the words, sir, Ladies and gentlemen,
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01:57:30.359 --> 01:57:33.720
go give the rattlich in Broadcasting Network
Facebook page. You like to stay
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up on top of all the great
podcasts that we have to offer, all
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sorts of great stuff out there.
We've got uh, We've got wrestling,
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01:57:42.560 --> 01:57:45.199
we talk comics, we talked TV, all that fun stuff. We're on
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01:57:45.199 --> 01:57:47.279
all sorts of different platforms as well, such as iTunes, Stitcher, tune
1140
01:57:47.279 --> 01:57:54.479
in radio. We're at home on
spreaker dot com and don't forget Deezer apparently
1141
01:57:54.920 --> 01:58:00.039
that's a platform as well, and
we're right on d's er. So I
1142
01:58:00.079 --> 01:58:01.880
think you made that up just to
hit No, I'm not. I am
1143
01:58:01.960 --> 01:58:05.399
not. It is there, sir, it is there. But yes,
1144
01:58:06.159 --> 01:58:09.960
other than that, I'm ready to
get out of here, Mark Radleys.
1145
01:58:10.079 --> 01:58:16.600
This has been a lot of fun. Alright, hospital, I'm gonna go
1146
01:58:16.720 --> 01:58:18.479
pee be well, be safe and
behave
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Hello everyone, and welcome to a
TV party Tonight extra We're doing another movie
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00:00:06.719 --> 00:00:11.800
commentary. I'm your host, the
Mandata Reporter and frankly On Mortified Mark Rattledge,
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and tonight I've got a panel of
guests to help me do a commentary
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track for the nineteen ninety one movie
Spaced Invaders Fuck Off nineteen ninety got all
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right, Well, that voice you
hear correcting me and will never be invited
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back again is Justin Thomas. How
you doing? Justin? All right?
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All right, before we bring on
the other guest here, you pitched this,
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so I'm gonna turn it over to
you to give a bit of an
9
00:00:43.399 --> 00:00:46.560
introduction. And why are we doing
this tonight? Why are we watching Space
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Invaders? Okay, so basically,
back in nineteen thirty four eight, now
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I'm I'm wrong. Back in nineteen
thirty eight there was the infamous War the
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00:01:06.719 --> 00:01:11.239
World's broadcast. They put the whole
well most of the country in the panic
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because people thought we were being invaded
by the Martians. Because basically, just
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I mean, just imagine you're your
whole world is basically based around the radio.
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I mean, you have no communicationionally
outside radio and stuff. So that's
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pretty much how you get in touch
with the world. And so you're on
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the field all day, you come
in, throw on your radio and next
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thing you know, field were we
in the Old West? Nineteen thirty eight?
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Ronnie Adams? All right, before
this goes any further, before this
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goes any further, Before before Dustin
Thomas continues with his tail where everyone lived
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on a farm. The other two
panel members are Jest Starter in the source
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material podcast, How you doing,
Jesse, I'm here and ready to rock
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and roll and experience something new tonight. Thank you, Kerosene Bob and the
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Screaming Boy himself. Mister Ronnie Adams, How you doing tonight? Ronnie?
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Hi? Did Alexis? Did Alexa
take your pants off? Alex He turned
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the living room light out? Act
the dogs are out and the pants are
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off. It's a party at Ronnie's
house. All right? Back to back
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to the nineteen thirty is where we
were living in caves. Go justin.
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So basically, just imagine you're you're
a lady, come back home, you
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turn on your radio and you don't
hear the intro to this radio show where
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they're the stock market back. I'm
just saying these people are most of these
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people, the Panics were not well
informed, all right. They had cars,
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they mean, they just had they
had radios pretty much know what's going
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on in the world, right,
But they didn't have TV back in nineteen
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thirty where everyone was a Fox News
viewer. They they had all they had
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been Yes, Justin is correct.
They're one way of getting the news was
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the radio. And if you didn't
know that it was a fictional program.
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The way War of the World was
delivered sounded like there was an actual alien
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invasion and people went into a panic. You're telling me that a lot of
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people misinterpreted the facts and then proceeded
to freak out. That is correct,
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They about aliens and spaceships. Not
everybody worked in the field. Just saying
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about the about this go just I'm
just saying about I'm just saying thing about
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the people were still kind of a
little bit shell shaw from war you know,
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World War One. I mean,
people were worried about about invasion and
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stuff. So we also, by
the way, nineteen thirty eight, we
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were also in the middle of World
War two. Let's well, this is
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what history fucking podcast tell you.
I'm just saying, I mean, war
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one word shell shocked, and then
World War two of course is going on.
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So yeah, eighty years years the
eighty year eightieth anniversary of that Fateful
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Night, and I was just reading
something there. I think it was from
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ABC where supposedly the whole panic reports
may have been a little overblown, but
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regardless, it still really turned the
world on its ear for those that actually
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caught the program. I don't know, we just discovered fire about them.
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So, yes, as we're trying
desperately to explain, this is the anniversary
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of the World World's broadcast. Now
what does that have to do with this
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movie Space Invaders justin Well, basically, in the movie, the town that's
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supposedly invaded is actually playing War of
the World's on the radio station, and
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that's where these invaders why they come
to Earth, because they track this broadcast
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down, and of course they fall
for the same whole bunch of spiel that
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we fell for back in nineteen thirty
eight, and then we showed them the
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wheel and everything was okay, exactly
man, exactly right. So the aliens
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in this movie think that they're alien
race is invading the Earth based on this
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War of the World's broadcast. So
they come down and it happens to be
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Halloween and hilarity ensues. So we
thought this would be a fun, fun
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thing to do in the anniversary of
the World of the World's broadcast, to
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go watch the movie and chat about
it, make fun of it, riff
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on it, whatever, you know, whatever comes to mind. So here
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we go. This is Spaced Invaders. If you're playing along on YouTube or
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whatever from nineteen ninety. Yeah,
you can find the complete movie out there
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on YouTube pretty easily. Touchstone Pictures, are they even still in business?
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Good question was started yet? Oh? For fox sake, yours has not
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started? Okay mine? Okay,
well, obviously mine started, Jesse as
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yours started, Smart Egg Pictures,
Luigi kNs you know, Landy Production Pictures,
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Prictures, justin Bar just how royal? Okay, obviously yours is starting.
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We're at forty seconds in Yeah Richards, Arianna Richards, who was in
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Jurassic Park. Yes, the t
Ricks Blue, Yes, Jake Blue last
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time. It's just as bad as
time. So okay, where are we
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at here on Mars? We're on
Mars. We have to blow up.
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We have to blow up the Earth
because it blocks my view of Venus.
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Well, I threw something out there. Royal Dana's in this. That guy
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has like the worst history with uh
just creatures in general and movies. I
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mean, this guy's been killed by
the Ghalies, killed by the Killer Classic
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Space and now this Imperial Atomic Space
Navy Battle Group seven Martian Territorial Frontier.
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That's a lot of exposition we really
don't need. We get it just by
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looking at the screen that these are
flying vegetables, got it, Ah,
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The fleet of Cacti are coming for
you. Just feel very Star Wars esque.
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Definitely reminds me of a fandom menace
with these guys. Actually, I
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was getting a bit of a Flash
Gordon vibe, so I don't know if
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I just watched Flash Gordon recently.
And there's these little dudes that are wearing
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very colorful like sleeping beauty fairy type
capes, and they're all one color,
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you know, like one's a totally
yellow, one when's totally blue and totally
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green, and they've got on like
little football helmets. And at one point,
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you know, when Flash Garden is
playing football against Ming's Imperial Army,
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they like stab one of them with
a fencing sword. I would much rather
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talk about Flash Garden. Have you
gotten that sense for me? Yeah,
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I've understood the flash us. Hey, let's talk about Flash Gordon always watched
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Space Invaders. All right, what's
happening here? Justin? What's happened?
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You're justin? Just Thomas came up
again? Oh that guy's dead? All
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right. Basically, the Martians have
created this artificial life to basically I'm just
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basically trying to simplified. They create
our official life to try to run things
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more efficiently and basically, and it's
it seemed if things aren't run efficiently,
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it just decides to destroy the idiot
or whatever. Yeah, somebody somebody questioned
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the robot when the robots had God
invade the Octurnans and uh and then shot
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it. You know, even in
nineteen ninety we were getting movies about the
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about the robots taking over and how
what a dangerous thing this is? So
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all right back down and big Bean
Illinois m Maybe it's the Martians that gave
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us sky in it. Huh could
have been buddy, you better watch out.
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You never know. Cola, Cola, need to give me one in
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there. Cola's I want to sit
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person comes into town every five years. I love it when movies can't afford
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like big names, like bring names, brand name stuff. It's just Cola.
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Try all the budgets going into the
aliens. Dude, Yeah, at
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least made up red apple cigarettes and
stuff like that. They just you know,
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screw it, make it Colon.
What is that? Remember the days
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you could just charge around your small
town with a shotgun and nobody minded.
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And see this is definitely Royal Dano
and is at his best. I mean
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he played these parts all the time. The pretty sheriff, No, the
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the old Caudren. That's about half
there. Did you say, gay sheriff?
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Said the pretty sheriff, Pretty sheriff, My bad. Yeah, Roal
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Dan it pretty much seen thing in
kill a class from our space. He
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was the older Yeah, crazy guy. He was the first one to get
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it. Patrick. It would be
great if he would just leave Jane's pocket
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and pull out two shells and put
it in there and go thanks sheriff and
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walk off. And here comes the
evil industrial list who wants to take over
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the poor farmers farm and build a
highway. Well, I don't know why
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he gave them electricity and the wheel
and pore back to that again. Capitalism,
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poo money, money is the industry. I don't know what's bigger,
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the guy's eager or his hat.
That's a ten gallon hat right there,
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sir, it's respectable. I don't
know why the sheriff is getting involved in
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this other than you know, like
you know, taking the gun away.
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I mean, because it's a movie
and it moves a plot forward. Thank
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you understand that? Well? I
mean essentially they're having essentially, So the
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cowboy in the in the in the
ridiculous ten gallon hat is the bank and
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he's for closing on the farm.
You know, a tale of the oldest
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time. Why the sheriff has to
get involved other than to other than taking
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the gun away from the old man? You know, it's just like you,
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you have no place in this,
in this exchange in business. I
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like how Susan in the back there
has just been watching the whole damn time.
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Why does everybody picked Susan is the
name for random women that might have
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to be white as well. My
mom's name is Susan? Is it really?
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Yes? Kick his ass? He's
gonna kick his ass. Well,
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he looks scrappy. They kind of
kind of leaves us out of this equation,
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Jesse. Our moms aren't named Susan. They are not. No,
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why did so? Basically, you
have the sheriff here who just freshly came
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into town. I mean he's just
actually from somewhere else. I mean that's
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why he's so Chicago just showed up. Okay, and the war of the
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cact I reached. That's unbelievable.
He would just shop the old man like
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all the corps in there where he's
killed people. That sounded like I was
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digging on police officers. I'm not. I'm just saying Chicago is a violent
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town. Yes, yes it is. Yeah. So what's happening here is
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that this invasion on Octurran has not
gone well for the Martians. I have
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a feeling that this Martian Yeah,
there we go and they blowed up nice
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dissolved. How about AI work for
you? Tell you, like I said,
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stuff get you know, stop giving
so much power to the robots.
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Yeah, they took over and tried
tried to run everything. Was that young
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lady dressed like a rogue warrior Jesus, that's her alien costume. But we'll
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find out about this little girl is
that she was living with her uncle in
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California, and he was They went
to an island and there's these dinosaurs,
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and that's the wrong movie. Tell
us about our new partner. Well,
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it's Hawk, it's animal, it's
Kiddy, your little girl World Warrior Penny.
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Now it's as I was saying.
Her uncle was a was a costume
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designer and he specialized in aliens and
monsters, and so he made her that
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costume for Halloween. Tom Sevigni,
I met him. He's a nice dude.
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Awesome. So this is her first
on screen performance, Is that correct?
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Like as in movie Wise? Movie
was? Yes, I think her
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first appearance was actually like on TV. I did see her on The Golden
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Girls, and she does a great
She does a great job of reading her
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lines verbatim with no inflection. Okay, here we go. That almost was
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like mister Feenie. So I watched
this earlier when I my daughter was at
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swimming lessons, or rather swim team
practice, and I missed the scene because
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I passed the funk out. Well, that was aggressive. I'm an aggressive
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sleeper and we've noticed Mark. Well, you'll get no hallucinations from me tonight,
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sir, I've already had my nap. Okay, so here we got
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out of this movie. So here
we are listening to the War of the
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World's broadcast. We have a cop
there looking for speeders, or rather a
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shriff's deputy, and I believe that
is The actor's name is Christina Applegate.
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Christina. No, of course,
the town's out in their popular Halloween party
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as well. Then you have to
guy at the gas station. Nobody really
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has to do with it because a
creepy gas station. The old gamer piled
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the movie. Go Omer. I
heard gamer pile and I and I just
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wasn't gonna question it. So the
gold Girl's name is Arianna Richards right,
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yeah, okay. She actually starred
along with Jeff Daniels in a time travel
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movie in nineteen ninety two called Timescape. But the I knew it as it
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was Grand Tour Disaster in time.
So I I Pirates. I'm sure of
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it, sir. It's not Ice
Pirates. I'm in a lot movie.
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Pretty sure. I'll see forever.
We should watch Ice Pirates and comment over
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it. Jeff Daniels and Ice Pirates. No, yes, I don't remember
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Robin. I hope the other five
people in our watch together. Room are
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enjoying this show. Man Robert Loja
with an awesome and I all right,
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so what's going on here is Robert
Loja would be great if Roberts played all
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of the aliens here we go,
all right, So we have this alien
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craft that's out there in space.
It's separated, separated from the fleet and
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from the massive destruction of their of
their world. And they picked up The
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World the World's broadcast. They assumed
that the Armada, the Martian Armada,
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has changed plans and decided to go
after the Earth, which is defenseless,
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rather than continue to be slaughtered by
the Arcturns. So they are headed to
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Earth. They are headed to Earth, to to to what they believe is
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joined with the fleet. Got it, Jesse. They have wheels and fire.
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We got them where we walk down. I just got a yachthoo pro
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football pick them. I forgot.
It's not like it, Ronnie Adams.
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I've had a busy week. I'll
give you a hard time off off of
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this podcast. You guys, get
a room for that. That mask almost
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like a layer fish man. It
does justin. I agree, alright here
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comes down excited, say they're you
know as many alien invasion movies as I've
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seen, at least these aliens have
personalities. Is this guy like the first
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ever vlogger? He's just like what
Grandpa? He's bored. Cy's first beating
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ticket. It gets lonely out there
on them country roads Illinois, Big bean.
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You ever to the place where if
he eats the dog biscuit, I'm
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gonna laugh. I'll do it.
Do it? Eat it? You poor
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old man said, yeah, he's
sharing it. Was he there it is
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In the nineteen nineties, old people
couldn't afford their meds, so they had
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to so they had to eat dog
food. And then George I just discovered
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how to put you know, herbs
and plants. And then George and then
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George W. Bush got elected president
and expanded Medicare and people could afford their
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meds. Again, That's what I
was getting his fiber man helps him peep.
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I was gonna mel Gibson at what
eating dog? And yeah when he
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quit smoking and lethal weapons? Oh
that's right. You know who you know
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who also talks? You know who
also eat talk food? In a movie
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Superman and Superman three. He thinks
it's Patty he was he was out on
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a picnic with Lana Lang and her
dumb kid and uh. They're setting up
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the picnic out in the fields and
he goes, ooh pet and he starts
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to digging. She's like, no, dummy, that's the dog food.
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And he continues to eat it anyway
because he's hilarious. Shut your fore mouth.
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Superman three is the best Superman movie. That's one big ass dash camp
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with He's he's out sided. He's
like, oh no, I don't care.
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My cars charred up. I'm gonna
go get them speeders. One of
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my dad's cars look like that,
Like it literally looked that charred. Did
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you set it on fire? I
didn't set it on fire. I was
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too young at the time to be
sitting on fire. I like how the
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people just swept off the porch,
and I think one of them like has
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a really funny life, like I'll
get the punch or some ship like that.
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It just, of course it lands
in the Old Coulgures, the crazy
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Old Colgures barn. I remember hearing
about this part because what he did.
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He just say there's termites in there. Yeah, he thinks termites have attacked
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his barn and made an earth show
some big ass termites there, big I
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used, look at the front of
the bar and not the back of the
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barn. That's what she said.
Whoa, oh god, this guy actually,
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do you look like the marsh is
the way we would imagine him back
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then? What did they ever explain
why this one martian has on I have
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been waiting all night to talk about
that. Can we talk about how they're
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like he's also wearing like a human
air Force flight jacket. This one's wearing
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a Nicholson guy. Yeah, that's
Jack Nichols. That's Jack Nicholson alien right
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there in the flat, in the
air Force, air Force jacket, jacket,
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in the bomber jacket. And okay, why is the one alien wearing
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a letterman jacket like he's from fucking
Greece in the nineteen fifties? Then you
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got the then you got the one, you know, like the one in
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char who's got a trench coat.
He's gonna flash little kids, like whoa,
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whoa what family friendly, sir?
If what if you wear trench coats
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because you're gonna flash little kids?
That's how that works. Justin what was
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it rated? G or PG pg
R. Okay, you want to know
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lie Jesse. You want to lie
Jesse because everybody, everybody, everybody's working
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in the uf O. Everybody's sucking
in the u f O. That's gonna
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happen. Thanks Zombie Ruin Podcast for
me over and over. Speaking of Fruiting
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podcast, my wife told me I'm
not allowed to happen. Everyone's fucking in
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the UFO T shirt. Ah,
well, I understand. I asked they
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forgot to edit out the green screen
back. I asked when everyone's sucking the
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UFO T shirt And she says,
you're forty two years old. You ask
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all you're not getting one? You
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I like it. I like how
they have the Martian camouflaws here,
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Yes on Earth. When the Jack
Nicholson ones like, you're all a bunch
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of idiots like that, prepared to
die. Ars come he that's like he
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is phrase through the whole movie.
So he's got like the the canister there
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to kill the termites, and he
realizes he's not dealing with termites anymore.
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He's dealing with Martians, so he's
gonna go get his gun, okay,
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and the Jack Nicholson is the Jack
Nicholson Alien is gonna stay with the ship
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and try to fix it. That's
what he's doing. Oh and then you
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got yeah, you got the stupid
ai on every ship that they have so
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flattered the navigator where they was Paul
Rubens' sound like peee harmon the entire time
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the word dance because everybody heard about
the bird. It didn't have legs in
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my childhood, what the hell didn't
have legs? I I it's like it's
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it's like the probe droid from Empire
strikes Back Star Wars, Empire strikes Back.
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I like how the aliens looked exactly
like the aliens he sold. Did
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you see that? Yeah, and
this guy has a clear hoarding problem eating
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dog biscuits there is Well, he
needs to go to a hall. No,
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hang on, hang on, you're
all being ageist, okay, because
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in his defense, people who lived
through the depression learned to hang on to
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things because you never knew when you
were going to eat again. Oh so
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he was going to eat all them
newspapers back then. All right, that's
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a lot of fiber you're thrown away. It looks just like him. I'm
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glad you remember to go back.
Can find that exact newspaper in that pile
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that you don't know his filing system
stopping ages. Yeah, you're right,
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why are the What I'd like to
know is why the aliens are wearing earth
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clothes like they showed like they they
had usually no intention of going to Earth,
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So it's not like they were prepared, you know, in the dress
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of the day. They just showed
up that way. Maybe they visited before
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and like the style. From from
what I understand, this movie has quite
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a bit of inconsistencies. I mean, you know, they weren't carefully watching
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dailies. We're only twenty minutes in. I mean, i'd say this is
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probably my favorite characters in the movie. The thing, the leftover thing from
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Batteries Not Included. Yep, Man, I loved that movie. That was
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a good movie. Sorry, I
had that. I had that on VHS
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and I recorded it from showtime mark
over and over. Yes, I'm allowed
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to have an opinion. No you're
not, because your your opinion is terrible.
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Battery I was. You know what's
you know what's better than Batteries Not
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Included? Cocoon. It's a better
movie. Don't be a naked old people
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swimming around whatever don't be an agist
dires. Oh my gosh, if you
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say agent down to Florida, punch
you into Okay, then why does Jesse?
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Why why does Ronnie have to be
sold m That guy got a kick
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out of it. Ronnie. Has
Jesse told you his nickname for you?
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Oh gosh, for him? Yeah, I don't worry, un sorce material,
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Please do tell I forgot all about
it. Human Shield, That's the
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truth. I am. I the
human Shield. He's obviously Shield. Take
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all the brunt, all right?
So here walks and exit enter from stage
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left. The best character in this
entire movie Duck, which is a sassy
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black child who has some of the
best lines in this entire movie. I
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ain't saying much there. It builds
over time, Ronnie. You have to
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give it some time. You know
right now that you just we're just getting
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to know sassy black child. He
never really takes the bill off either,
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right now, you know, he
never comes out. He's never comes out
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of the costume. And I actually, like looked at the credit he's he's
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credited as Duck, which is I
think it's hilarious. Kind of sounds like
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a duck too. I was wondering
was he going for a daffy duck thing
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because he's got kind of a list
going on. I'll tell you between the
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two outfits, I still pick her
outfit. It's freaking awesome. I'll tell
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you what. We just took my
kids out treating and I didn't see any
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I didn't see any outphas where it
was nearly as well put together as those
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two I actually did this year.
You in sugar treating. No, no
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together. Well, I'm just going
to go to sleep. No, don't
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go to sleep, sir. We
have so much more movie to watch.
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So what was their conversation about here
that they were they just hanging out or
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what was it matter? She's she's
a new girl and her mom is her
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mom died and they just moved it, you know, Like I said,
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they just so they weren't. They
didn't know each other, Remember everything I
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explained like five minutes ago. That's
where that comes from. Thanks Mark,
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You're welcome, all right. So, wow, this guy has to do
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some There are so many better ways
to do that. Yeah, that makes
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me kind of concerned. Is he
drinking? Well, he's a bad guy.
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I was really hoping he'd spray her
in the face because that would be
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comedy. If he's sprayed her in
the face, that'd be a different kind
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of movie. Oh boy, she's
got a thing for him. And then
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the course of the guy what you
guys were talking about in the face.
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That's a different kind of space bottle. I'll bet he is. He really
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is. Okay, clean woman,
you better have a sandwich by the time.
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This is not a particularly wolf movie. He tries spraying it off.
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Whoa, what the heck is going
on there? It's a lot of static
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electricity. Oh was he he hit
the alien? Okay? And they're acting
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like it's just normal rochal like every
day y'all hit y'all hit a coon.
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I guarantee you the bottle he's holding
just says beer or whiskey. It just
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has three x's on it. Quartoons
or you take off dickhead too. He
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was really emotionally invested in this.
I got a jerk. He took his
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hat and paid for his gas.
His his gas tank is on the left
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side. He pulls in the gas
tank on the or the gas tank.
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Yeah whatever, he's the bank.
He probably he's the bank. He probably
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owns the fucking gas station. All
right. So here here's where the plot
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thickens. Okay, there's our our
little death look like proton packs on this
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so you see it's Halloween, and
uh, this mom is going to assume
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that these are all children dressed in
costumes and just going to let strange children
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like get into her car. So
I don't understand this scene though, beyond
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that, because the one alien is
said prepared to die and then doesn't shoot
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her or do anything. In a
different movie if he did, though,
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I like I was. The first
time I watched US, I was I
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was half expecting her to be dead, you know, in this scene and
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there she goes. He tries,
he tries, but there's nothing stopping.
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This is like a w W E
promo. Okay, there's a guy saying
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all kinds of ship in the ring, and the other guy should run down
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and hit him over the head,
but he doesn't because he's stopped by a
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magical invisible wall. That's what's happening
here. There's no reason why he shouldn't
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be killing her right now. The
weapon needed to charge up, as what
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was, and then she's got the
antenna tangled up, which fools with me,
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and the other two aliens are are
incapable of doing anything. They're just
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like, oh well she got she
got our leader. Oh well, a
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logic for a fucking movie called Space
Invaders. Mark, thanks, Well,
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there just doesn't make any sense to
me. They're there to kill humans.
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They see a human, that's a
that's a nice, juicy target, and
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proceed to do everything but killer.
So I heard that this movie has some
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inconsistencies. The ladies doing a lot
of stuff too. She plays, yeah,
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plays the same part about every time. That's what I was wondering.
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She looks very familiar. Is this
dude still alive? Yes? Oh wow?
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He takes a licking and keeps on
ticking. Man, is he ever?
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Is this lone ranger guy? Yep, live ranger Zora. That's that's
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what I meant. I will see, we won't take miss alien actually gets
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things done unlike the other ones.
Guess who had a prime target and proceeded
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did not kill her? Do you
guys see what was on the desk?
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There was like a zoid what was
itidzoid? It looks like it looked like
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a Terranic Rex made out of legos. That's what I was thinking. Geez
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guy, just like, Okay,
he's still alive. No, yeah,
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he got He's now like a slave
robot. Ah of this Russian alien mhm
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does looks then put him on his
head. I can't take him serious.
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Ill like this guy better, like
this is the version of it. As
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soon as he went into this whole
like monologue about how he you know,
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he has to serve master control,
I immediately look looked at z im dB.
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I was like, I have to
know what else this guy's been in.
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He's this guy is a master.
In front of the cameras, the
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people that are panicking the order,
they're all wearing helmets. I wouldn't really
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call helmets. The look like a
bucket. I was gonna say pots and
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pans or something. Helmets. Right, listen, don't be don't don't don't
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be ageist, Ronnie Adams. I'm
serious. Up when you see that like
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he beefed up, he's like,
yeah, he got swollen all of a
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sudden with he on the gas.
What's going on here? Gotta pulp you
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up? Does that not look like
a Russian jacket? Look like an old
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school commie jacket? It does.
Actually, I'd have to check all my
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commie jackets. I got my closet. I don't know over there in Langford,
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Ohio. He never know who's residing
next door. The communist line up,
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of course, the kids befriend the
berries done include robot. That's right.
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I don't know what he's like.
I hope you something like, I
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hope you got moves like that?
Like what is he implying here? All
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right? Now, this like swarm
of children is going to attack this house
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and you'll get a kick out of
this. Jesse, All right, let's
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see what we got here. Best
costume clearly the little girl main character.
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Oh, that's supposed to be Hell. He's gonna give him. He's gonna
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give them their Halloween treats, which
turns out to be cigarettes, vitamin cigarettes.
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Are you kidding me? Oh?
Here's beard and they complained and he
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just hut the door on him and
that was that. See the alien,
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Yeah, nice, you know,
like you would on a military vessel.
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He listens to music there, man, he's jamming out Little Jack Nicholson Alien.
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He's gotta be my favorite out of
all of them. He's definitely one
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of the most personality. What's he
looking for? Old Jim and uh Bob
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and his helmet? Oh, he's
got a zagnut that straight from Beetlejuice straight
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there. Yes, sir, the
sponsorship opportunity old Zagnut trap. This movie
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has been brought to you by Zagnut. I haven't had a zag nutt jeez.
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I don't even know if they're still
around. I don't think they are.
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I don't think you can. Yeah, you need to go to an
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old school candy shoppy. You go
find a zag nut shoppy. Wow.
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Down here at the old shoppy.
You guys have like ault shoppies shoppy,
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so out of home shoppy. So
are they building like a machine for this
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alien? Is that what's happening here? Like he's taking the different parts so
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they can build him and they're gonna
tak him. Is he Yes, he's
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fucking swollen, dude. Wow,
it's incredible. He's holding an entire engine
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again. He's got unspeakable strength that
he was gifted by the aliens. There's
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some neat ray bands. Oh no, I see that. I want Ronnie
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to know that. I've got like
a lot of jokes that I keep wanting
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to make, but none of them
are clean. And because of Ronnie,
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I'm not saying them. Because I
don't want to upset him. Ah,
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I want you to know that,
Ronnie. But there, I've definitely I've
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definitely got some stuff going through my
head, especially every time the girl looked
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longingly at the at the robot.
Hey, oh no, hey, Mark,
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Once you get green it can never
be clean. Oh, everybody,
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everybody, everybody I've heard about.
Yeah, there's some I here. We
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get a little bit of green goo
later here really that, yes, they
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will be green goo later. Something
to look forward to. One of us.
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One of must have forwarded to see
the Jesse thinking a trick or treat
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your anal Oh, my goodness.
October thirtieth, No, it's October thirty
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first, it's Halloween. That's what
they're trigger treating on. My bad.
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October October thirtieth was the date that
The War of the World's was aired in
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nineteen thirty eight. By the way, yes, so Mark the robot,
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I mean Pauls for dramaic effect,
they're just wi fuck are you? William
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S Burrows over there, like,
get it out of ready, Mark,
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Mark the robot. Yes, William
Shattner, I hear what you're saying.
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Do you think she's controlling the robot? There? My chance. I don't
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think she's controlling the robot. But
the robot is like a little kiddy cat
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right now. It's like purring next
to her. You know, it's not
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really doing its job. Okay,
it's like it's going it's playing with her
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hair very lovingly. I think pretty
much she's relating to the aliens at this
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point movie, because they're actually gains
the point where they're getting homesick, and
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of course she's homesick because she's still
the new girl. Yeah, she knows
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they're aliens. She she you know, the the robot just told her they're
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from Mars, and she realizes,
hey, wait a minute, these aliens
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are here to invade. So now
she's just trying to figure out what to
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do next. Meanwhile, meanwhile,
this random lady is still taking these kids
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trick or treating tell them. The
alien's trying to explain to her why she
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should be cowering in fear, and
she's about toss his ass out on the
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street. Yeah, she just actually
kicked out a bunch of kids in the
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middle of nowhere. She believes that
they're kids. Well yeah, y'alla heard,
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yeah, and he said, uh, he's he called he called her
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a loaf of bread. I think
at one point, ouch, I thought
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you called her like a cow or
something. Gee, she's fat. Shut
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up your loaf of bread. How
dare you get out of my car?
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All of you, I don't care
about you. Kids are the aliens.
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So this, this black kid is
pissed off because this, this, this
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piece of white trash has cost him
an entire night's worth candy. And then
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there are the aliens going over their
Ghostbuster gear. Was that just being nice
462
00:43:54.320 --> 00:44:00.000
and taking all the kids around the
neighborhood or was she supposed to be babysitting
463
00:44:00.079 --> 00:44:04.719
the girl or the I don't know. I think she was. Yeah,
464
00:44:04.760 --> 00:44:09.000
she may have been leading them back
to her gingerbread house. I'm not asking
465
00:44:09.039 --> 00:44:16.519
any more questions. It's whole fun, and it's first because the lady was
466
00:44:16.519 --> 00:44:27.280
a redhead to you, so the
ginger. My gosh, why can't we
467
00:44:27.280 --> 00:44:31.840
have Justin on more podcasts? I
don't care if he's prepared to talk about,
468
00:44:32.000 --> 00:44:35.639
you know, anything, he just
needs to be commenting on whatever it
469
00:44:35.679 --> 00:44:44.280
is we're talking about and cracking wise. Hey, you don't crack wise.
470
00:44:45.239 --> 00:44:50.360
So we're back with Jack Nicholson.
Alien again has a Lakers shirt on by
471
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the way, yeah, again,
I'm not entirely sure why the aliens are
472
00:44:53.559 --> 00:45:00.599
dressed in earth gear a Lakers shirt, and that's just ask Christina Applegate.
473
00:45:01.280 --> 00:45:07.360
He's gonna give a speeding ticket.
Uh, you're going five million miles an
474
00:45:07.400 --> 00:45:10.800
hour, and he's like, you
might get the At one point he's like
475
00:45:12.119 --> 00:45:14.519
telling him how much the plane is
gonna be and he's like, you might
476
00:45:14.559 --> 00:45:16.280
get the chair for this. I'm
like, I don't think you can get
477
00:45:16.280 --> 00:45:22.880
the chair for speeding. See he
actually has a helmet. Yes, he's
478
00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:24.960
got he's got that World War One
helmet going on. I guarantee you that
479
00:45:25.000 --> 00:45:37.800
was underneath a stack of papers.
Jesse who his ticket pictures the dog dogs
480
00:45:37.800 --> 00:45:45.559
like, we're gonna get him.
I think we're gonna win. We're gonna
481
00:45:45.559 --> 00:45:50.440
win us that contest. I came
this close to watching this movie before getting
482
00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:52.079
on here. I was like,
I'll pack it in there before we do
483
00:45:52.159 --> 00:45:58.760
the podcast, and then I was
like, the guy's face is just sunburn
484
00:45:58.880 --> 00:46:06.960
on half of It's just nice.
That apparently is an allusion to Roy Schneider.
485
00:46:07.079 --> 00:46:14.760
Let me pick up the Wikipedia here. Okay, so for the most
486
00:46:14.800 --> 00:46:16.280
of the film, the deputy has
a half summer and faces a reference to
487
00:46:16.320 --> 00:46:21.079
what happened to Roy Richard Dreyfus,
not Roy Schneider in Close Encounters of the
488
00:46:21.079 --> 00:46:24.239
Third Kind. So there, Oh, so okay it was done purposefully.
489
00:46:25.519 --> 00:46:30.639
I hear there's a lot of those
throughout this movie. Yes, there's there's
490
00:46:30.679 --> 00:46:35.599
a number of differences. Yes,
yes, yes, Oh, Justin,
491
00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:38.480
you got a pun for that one? How old man, you should have
492
00:46:38.480 --> 00:46:52.639
bailed out on that one? Hey, now, hey, now you're the
493
00:46:52.719 --> 00:46:59.599
dream is over? So really like
how hard could he have possibly been hit
494
00:46:59.639 --> 00:47:01.480
by that? Hey? O don't
know, man, but that was least
495
00:47:01.519 --> 00:47:09.599
straw. Oh my gosh, I
just needed to go laugh so hard the
496
00:47:09.599 --> 00:47:21.920
way you're not laughing anymore. Go
ahay. And here's the car going across
497
00:47:21.960 --> 00:47:27.199
the road again, all right,
going across the road, look at chickens.
498
00:47:28.480 --> 00:47:30.920
Okay, so he's gonna play a
tape of the alien invasion. Justin,
499
00:47:30.960 --> 00:47:32.960
at what point was like, where
did you get this tape from?
500
00:47:32.960 --> 00:47:39.960
What? Who was recording this?
That would been from the deputies car.
501
00:47:42.000 --> 00:47:46.360
Oh that's right, he was logging. Yeah, the one that was the
502
00:47:46.400 --> 00:47:52.400
one who was trying to catch the
speeders. Got it all right? Now
503
00:47:52.440 --> 00:47:59.079
I'm all caught up of course you
get the AI being a total jerk.
504
00:48:00.400 --> 00:48:01.840
Well, they're going to kill he
wanted to kill him. And of course
505
00:48:02.559 --> 00:48:09.519
Jack Nicholson being a smooth talker here
like he is, he's about to get
506
00:48:09.519 --> 00:48:20.719
shot in the ass. Boom right
right in the booty. There there goes
507
00:48:20.760 --> 00:48:23.119
sky Net. Well, I was
going to say that he didn't kill him,
508
00:48:23.119 --> 00:48:28.599
did he? He ain't dead.
Don't ruin the movie for people.
509
00:48:29.079 --> 00:48:35.000
Well, yeah, okay, green
gear. I told you there's gonna be
510
00:48:35.000 --> 00:48:38.480
some green goo. Come on,
Jim, I'm the fuck this here.
511
00:48:38.760 --> 00:48:47.760
He found a truck under a stack
of papers, so I couldn't help myself,
512
00:48:47.800 --> 00:48:51.079
but I mumbled it. And then
you did your paper joke. So
513
00:48:51.159 --> 00:48:53.320
Jim Ronni didn't hear the terrible thing. But I said, that's good,
514
00:48:53.639 --> 00:49:13.719
that's good. I like. I
like how he delivers this line so deliberately,
515
00:49:13.880 --> 00:49:17.480
like every single one of them.
It's great. They like I said,
516
00:49:17.480 --> 00:49:22.239
he's the same character and about every
movie I've ever seen, man,
517
00:49:22.280 --> 00:49:27.400
I mean, it's always the same
old Cauldure that's just about half simple,
518
00:49:27.519 --> 00:49:30.519
half crazy. Even when he was
a child actor, he still played an
519
00:49:30.519 --> 00:49:34.719
old coajer. It's incredible. I've
never seen anything like it. Wow,
520
00:49:35.280 --> 00:49:39.639
he really grew into this part.
He has never been able to escape type
521
00:49:39.719 --> 00:49:47.079
casting. I think I saw that
he was. He was Actually he was
522
00:49:47.079 --> 00:49:54.679
actually in a house too. Also, whenever I was reading Nice, I
523
00:49:54.760 --> 00:50:00.760
wonder, I wonder who he played
in that. So this girl is stalking
524
00:50:00.800 --> 00:50:05.960
these aliens and the duck's supposed to
go get help. That was what was
525
00:50:05.960 --> 00:50:14.480
happening earlier, okay, And they're
on hot pursuit. So this is the
526
00:50:15.119 --> 00:50:20.000
our veteran, our old kajar,
and our half sunburnt deputy are in hot
527
00:50:20.039 --> 00:50:23.760
pursuit. And there's your green gou
gout him in the back of the truck.
528
00:50:27.079 --> 00:50:42.079
Spoo luck dinner. That's racist.
Walka walka beer sheet sheet that's a
529
00:50:42.079 --> 00:50:45.400
Halloween joke right there, all right. So he's not dead. He's just
530
00:50:45.400 --> 00:50:50.280
got shot in the ass a little
bit, and he realizes that he's surrounded
531
00:50:50.320 --> 00:50:55.159
by filthy, stinking humans. He's
gonna make a run for it. He
532
00:50:55.239 --> 00:51:06.159
being the Jack Nicholson alien pronounced pal
renounce pow. Oh, it's crazy old
533
00:51:06.280 --> 00:51:09.880
codger coming in here. He was
right here. And then they think the
534
00:51:09.880 --> 00:51:14.920
alien's blood is paint. By the
way, otherwise that was the green goo.
535
00:51:22.159 --> 00:51:25.480
My grandmother. Yeah, roy Royal
Dana is doing a lot better in
536
00:51:25.480 --> 00:51:29.920
this movie. They did, and
maybe before this one he was in,
537
00:51:30.920 --> 00:51:34.840
which was The Clowns from Our Space, he was already dead in the beginning
538
00:51:34.840 --> 00:51:38.840
of that one. Anybody, Okay, let's pick out the costume. So
539
00:51:38.880 --> 00:51:52.440
we got like Wizard Hulking Wizard I
Love, put a spell on your brother.
540
00:51:58.440 --> 00:52:04.559
We are being invaded, and everybody
course believes him. Over the there's
541
00:52:04.599 --> 00:52:08.440
a great there's a great line coming
up where the deputy is like, you
542
00:52:08.480 --> 00:52:12.960
know, like they're they're they're going
after the aliens. They realize where they
543
00:52:13.000 --> 00:52:15.960
are, and so the Jeoparty and
the sheriff are riding together and the deputy
544
00:52:15.079 --> 00:52:19.079
go and the and the sheriff was
like, I got out of Chicago to
545
00:52:19.119 --> 00:52:21.880
get away from, you know,
stuff like this, and the Jeopardy just
546
00:52:21.920 --> 00:52:23.920
looked at me goes like, have
a lot of aliens invasions in Chicago.
547
00:52:24.599 --> 00:52:29.800
I actually had a laugh out loud
moment at that. What gets me is
548
00:52:29.960 --> 00:52:35.280
this lady doesn't have his daughter with
her, and I mean, and so
549
00:52:35.360 --> 00:52:38.199
what did you what did you kicked
them out of my car? I left
550
00:52:38.199 --> 00:52:42.400
them on the side of the road
in the dark with no light. Don't
551
00:52:42.440 --> 00:52:47.360
you understand they called me a loaf
of bread that this is nineteen ninety and
552
00:52:47.400 --> 00:52:54.280
I'm the line this is nineteen ninety
and I'm white. That's intolerance. Hmm,
553
00:52:58.800 --> 00:53:06.119
everybody. I wish I could do
a Jack Nicholson impression because I would
554
00:53:06.199 --> 00:53:15.039
like overdub that guy's lines the whole
time. The space Man, You're shotty
555
00:53:15.320 --> 00:53:24.840
Man, wait till they get a
load of me. So other movies that
556
00:53:24.880 --> 00:53:31.119
came out in nineteen ninety at this
time, one of which was Teenage Mutant
557
00:53:31.440 --> 00:53:37.840
Ninja Turtles. I think this came
out in the summer of nineteen ninety.
558
00:53:38.320 --> 00:53:43.320
I don't even remember it being in
the theaters. I thought this came out
559
00:53:43.320 --> 00:53:51.079
around fall Booms and let's let's take
a look justin We're gonna learn here that
560
00:53:51.159 --> 00:53:58.239
the duck is an expert frisbee champion. Are we serious? That's not a
561
00:53:58.320 --> 00:54:04.079
joke? How much more backstory to
these characters? So I was looking at
562
00:54:04.079 --> 00:54:07.880
this. So the budget for this
was five million because it was shot it
563
00:54:07.920 --> 00:54:10.599
was shot for nothing, and it
made fifteen million dollars. This was actually
564
00:54:10.599 --> 00:54:15.719
a profitable movie. When did it
come out? Does it have it there?
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00:54:16.559 --> 00:54:22.760
Nineteen ninety thanks. I appreciate that. Justin Do you think it was
566
00:54:22.800 --> 00:54:27.719
The Fall? Right? Yeah,
okay, let's take a look. It
567
00:54:27.800 --> 00:54:34.039
came out April twenty seventh, nineteen
ninety April twenty seven. Yeah. Oh
568
00:54:34.039 --> 00:54:38.119
it's a Disney movie. Yeah,
this is distributed by one of mister Pictures,
569
00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:42.679
that's Walt Disney. I didn't really
touch it on it was a Disney
570
00:54:42.679 --> 00:54:47.800
picture. How about that? The
mouse owns everything? Yes, mouse is
571
00:54:47.840 --> 00:54:52.400
in the house. Would you guys
like to run down ten to one of
572
00:54:52.440 --> 00:54:55.639
the movies from nineteen ninety top movies
from im forty to IMDb. Here we
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00:54:55.679 --> 00:55:00.440
go, Yes, number ten,
Yes, pretty woman, I'm not twizzing
574
00:55:00.519 --> 00:55:13.320
you. Number ten in the Boo
number nine, Dick Tracy. I saw.
575
00:55:13.400 --> 00:55:15.800
I saw that in theaters you do
a source material, launch some Dick
576
00:55:15.840 --> 00:55:20.079
Tracy, and then do an on
trial for the movie. That'd be that's
577
00:55:20.119 --> 00:55:24.320
a very good idea. Look at
this guy's projecting it out of his Oh
578
00:55:24.360 --> 00:55:29.800
my gosh. I had it on
the calendar originally, but then other things
579
00:55:29.840 --> 00:55:36.639
happened. So the guy also became
a like a projector too. He bulked
580
00:55:36.719 --> 00:55:42.639
up super strength, and the projector
of his things work differently. On Mars
581
00:55:42.639 --> 00:55:49.159
oh crap, what is that?
It looks like a giant ball. Maybe
582
00:55:49.159 --> 00:55:54.280
it's a giant ass. They blew
up the exit ramp. Not the exit
583
00:55:54.360 --> 00:56:04.760
ramp. That's that's this town's lifeline. Im They blow up the off ramp
584
00:56:07.280 --> 00:56:13.960
and Wizard hult Cogan was no,
No, they're gonna blow up the silo.
585
00:56:14.079 --> 00:56:19.199
Now. Oh he's he's got a
leg drop just for him. M
586
00:56:19.360 --> 00:56:30.800
h. It's gonna give him the
big boots. Just don't blow up my
587
00:56:30.840 --> 00:56:35.599
papers. That TV kind of is
the way how old this film is.
588
00:56:35.639 --> 00:56:43.480
You know, that guy is like
the genius of them all. All right,
589
00:56:43.519 --> 00:56:45.760
now they're gonnare Now they're gonna fire
that cement do anything other than just
590
00:56:45.760 --> 00:56:52.760
sit around and watch her. She
made any like she's gonna get She's gonna
591
00:56:52.760 --> 00:56:55.599
get the robot from batteries not included
to do something. That's the that's the
592
00:56:55.679 --> 00:57:00.199
whole role here, all right.
She's gonna like guild them into doing something.
593
00:57:02.880 --> 00:57:07.199
Can you believe there's another fifty there's
another fifty minutes of this movie left.
594
00:57:08.800 --> 00:57:15.639
So excited. Don't cross the streams, Yeah, don't cross the streams.
595
00:57:15.840 --> 00:57:21.239
Get the giants. So they're firing
a giant cement mixer at at the
596
00:57:21.320 --> 00:57:23.320
silo and they are about to make
some jiffy pop. That's what's gonna happen.
597
00:57:24.480 --> 00:57:31.079
Wow, why are firing guns randomly? Oh here's the lie. There's
598
00:57:31.199 --> 00:57:37.920
no Ammo left. So here's here's
my So here's my favorite line coming up.
599
00:57:38.400 --> 00:57:52.280
We now get their pitchforks and torches. Yeah, I wonder if that's
600
00:57:52.320 --> 00:57:59.039
actually possible, the silo enough to
actually cause I don't see why what Jesse,
601
00:57:59.559 --> 00:58:07.039
No, it's not. Fire doesn't
turn corn and into popcorn? No,
602
00:58:07.159 --> 00:58:21.360
of course not. And hey now
and yes, Jesse, oh look
603
00:58:21.440 --> 00:58:27.519
it happened. Just see. And
then here we have a popcorn boo cocky.
604
00:58:28.400 --> 00:58:32.719
Oh my scream. I'll bet it. I'll bet it did. Good
605
00:58:32.760 --> 00:58:38.320
boy? Is it supposed to be
black at this point? No? Okay,
606
00:58:38.360 --> 00:58:42.599
yes, it calmed the funk down. Jesus, Let the movie happen
607
00:58:44.960 --> 00:58:57.079
completely. Don't don't start your crap, big man, how big it was?
608
00:58:58.599 --> 00:59:13.079
It's right next to Lankford. Yeah
you are here now, you can't
609
00:59:13.079 --> 00:59:19.519
pop Papa were only that, Justine? Yes, n Wales exist. Why
610
00:59:19.519 --> 00:59:22.320
are we still firing guns and shooting
at cats? Shooting cats? Now?
611
00:59:23.599 --> 00:59:36.119
Oh for giddy, gotta papa cat
We're gonna Papa cat and it's ass.
612
00:59:37.159 --> 00:59:45.880
Now retreat your anal. We'll pop
a cat right in your ass. Stop.
613
00:59:51.039 --> 00:59:52.679
Oh, I was gonna say.
I thought he was gonna swerve him
614
00:59:52.679 --> 00:59:58.199
there for a second. Look,
it's the jive handshake because black folks.
615
00:59:59.559 --> 01:00:08.519
I never it fit the bill man, It didn't belong anywhere. Why would
616
01:00:08.559 --> 01:00:13.840
you do that? No rhyme of
reason to it, Ronnie Adams, it
617
01:00:14.000 --> 01:00:20.000
just happens. Oh, they tried
to signal down to the radio station.
618
01:00:27.519 --> 01:00:32.960
Yep, sorry guys, miss any
twister, I caught you nipples talk.
619
01:00:34.880 --> 01:00:38.960
Wow, that is that is disturbing. Well, I think I've remember seeing
620
01:00:38.960 --> 01:00:45.000
that guy on a TV show back
in the nineties, Grace Underfire. I
621
01:00:45.079 --> 01:00:53.639
think I have no idea. All
right, Wow, I forgot that was
622
01:00:53.679 --> 01:00:59.039
even a TV show. So while
we're slowed down here, Number eight from
623
01:00:59.119 --> 01:01:05.079
nineteen ninety The Witches, Number seven, Sean Connery, Alec Baldwin. Who
624
01:01:05.159 --> 01:01:07.880
is it? What is it's?
Ronnie Adams, Sean Connery? Is that
625
01:01:07.000 --> 01:01:12.639
the one with no the Witches?
Is that the one with the Who's Star
626
01:01:13.559 --> 01:01:16.400
and Jelica Houston and Jalkie Houston.
Yeah, that was a disturbing movie.
627
01:01:17.960 --> 01:01:23.800
Indiana Jones in the Last Crusade,
Sean Connery and Alec Baldwin. Ali Baldwin
628
01:01:27.679 --> 01:01:32.880
Glen is the Indiana Jones and the
Glorygan Glenn Ross. The plot of the
629
01:01:32.920 --> 01:01:38.360
movie is in November of nineteen eighty
four, the Soviet Union's best submarine captain
630
01:01:39.039 --> 01:01:45.280
and their newest October. There you
go, good job. Anything exciting happened
631
01:01:45.320 --> 01:01:55.199
on the movie yet No number six. Just listen to a podcast about this
632
01:01:55.360 --> 01:02:04.239
recently Halloween, starring Kevin Kostner,
Paray McDonald, Graham Green. These Robinood
633
01:02:04.559 --> 01:02:09.280
Thieves. What'd you say, Robinhood, Prince of Thieves, Lieutenant John Dunbar
634
01:02:09.400 --> 01:02:15.360
assigned to a remote Western Civil War
outpost. Oh fuck dance Wave. Yeah,
635
01:02:17.119 --> 01:02:22.079
so they're all getting to laugh at
their expense for being for falling for
636
01:02:22.159 --> 01:02:25.199
this, just like everybody else fell
for back in nineteen thirty eight, when
637
01:02:25.880 --> 01:02:31.960
before there was fire, before there
was wheels, and everybody worked on a
638
01:02:32.079 --> 01:02:38.480
farm. I'm just saying this was
basically the type of people that would fall
639
01:02:38.559 --> 01:02:45.280
forward as well. I was trying
to say, but well said they the
640
01:02:45.400 --> 01:02:49.679
kid come out of the costume at
all. No movie, No, he
641
01:02:49.760 --> 01:02:55.639
does not sounds years later he would
do porn on that costume. Oh my
642
01:02:55.840 --> 01:03:04.760
gosh, what is everything boiled back
down to that? Not everything? He's
643
01:03:04.800 --> 01:03:17.800
got alarm everything here we go.
Uh, it's like everybody have an alarm.
644
01:03:19.920 --> 01:03:27.039
We're all converging on the same spot
now the barn, all right,
645
01:03:27.079 --> 01:03:29.320
So the aliens are leaving, right, the aliens trying to get the funk
646
01:03:29.360 --> 01:03:32.079
off the planet. Yeah, they're
homesick, so they're trying to get out
647
01:03:32.079 --> 01:03:37.480
of there. They realized not supposed
to be there because I was home sick
648
01:03:37.039 --> 01:03:43.440
into this movie. Oh stop.
Of course the I is going to try
649
01:03:43.480 --> 01:03:49.159
to kill him because they screwed up. Guess where he found that dynamite under
650
01:03:49.159 --> 01:03:54.280
the paper. It's not like I've
done that joke twenty times already, Jesse.
651
01:03:55.039 --> 01:03:58.960
This man lived through the world,
through the Great Depression. You never
652
01:03:59.039 --> 01:04:01.679
know what you're gonna need a a
dice bite and mark if someone was to
653
01:04:01.679 --> 01:04:06.599
get injured with that where they get
injured with huh in the anal No,
654
01:04:09.639 --> 01:04:12.840
in the boob in the boom.
Damn. And I fucked up my own
655
01:04:12.920 --> 01:04:19.519
line. Oh that's racist. He's
through a black kid. Oh he flashed
656
01:04:19.559 --> 01:04:38.119
he He's not even wearing a French
coat. This guy's like. This guy's
657
01:04:38.119 --> 01:04:41.719
like straight from the real McCoy's.
I swear he is. So grandpa's trying
658
01:04:41.719 --> 01:04:45.159
to blow up the ships of the
Aliens. Can't get away. Yeah,
659
01:04:45.159 --> 01:04:57.199
he thinks he's being the hero here. Oh freeze ree fro he's frozen in
660
01:04:57.320 --> 01:05:00.800
the spot. He's driven. He
just blow himself up. I think is
661
01:05:00.880 --> 01:05:06.119
he dead? And the kid to
go back for his candy. Here we
662
01:05:06.280 --> 01:05:20.840
go, and he took out the
bar and simulate dropping down and free falling.
663
01:05:25.719 --> 01:05:30.400
It's so the spaceship ran out of
juice and fell straight down. And
664
01:05:31.719 --> 01:05:38.960
what is it? Hopping like a
kangaroo? What's happening here? Something they
665
01:05:39.039 --> 01:05:45.760
need to find their cactus? Random
stuff? No, okay, so what's
666
01:05:45.800 --> 01:05:49.320
happening here is that the ship keeps
restarting and then but it can't keep it
667
01:05:49.440 --> 01:05:59.960
up. It's oh jeez, now
they're gonna shoot that kid, right yah,
668
01:06:00.400 --> 01:06:15.679
perfect, I'm a duck m But
it's a good thing that kid was
669
01:06:15.880 --> 01:06:21.039
wearing a duck costume and out a
black hodie. Right, Jesse, what
670
01:06:21.519 --> 01:06:26.719
is happening right now? He shoots
the computers like, I say, whoa?
671
01:06:26.840 --> 01:06:44.239
I mean whoa? Yeah, the
ship is falling apart. Oh,
672
01:06:44.480 --> 01:06:48.800
come on, you come with me. Oh, I have such adventures together
673
01:06:48.960 --> 01:06:55.400
of just hiding hiding out the AI. There's yeah, there's the killer AI.
674
01:06:57.880 --> 01:07:00.760
All right, here comes Skynet.
Yep. Oh my god, she
675
01:07:00.880 --> 01:07:21.119
actually screamed and showed emotion. Ah. What the that's a pretty sturdy ship
676
01:07:21.159 --> 01:07:27.880
there. Uh. Bottom Hall has
to have like nothing left of it.
677
01:07:28.000 --> 01:07:30.599
Right now? Did we lose an
alien? I feel like there's one missing.
678
01:07:31.320 --> 01:07:34.800
We've got the alien out there?
Yeah. Well, no, the
679
01:07:34.880 --> 01:07:41.039
Russians on the ship. All right. So there's Greece, there's there's fifties
680
01:07:41.599 --> 01:07:48.480
alien. There's scientists alien. I
think Russian aliens in the chow truck right
681
01:07:48.519 --> 01:07:54.559
now, there's there's two. There's
two to kind of have the uh the
682
01:07:54.679 --> 01:08:03.360
outfits to kind of look like the
army outfits. Whatever. The old man
683
01:08:03.400 --> 01:08:09.800
still having a seizure. He puts
it right in the tank. Oh geez,
684
01:08:14.119 --> 01:08:18.239
Ronnie, Yeah, what do you
think so far? Well, yeah,
685
01:08:18.439 --> 01:08:25.279
I'm right there with you. Oh
here we are. I'll tell you
686
01:08:25.399 --> 01:08:31.239
what this is. No over the
top. Oh hm hmm. Okay,
687
01:08:31.439 --> 01:08:40.199
there's the there there's communist alien.
Does this guy have anything else in IMDb?
688
01:08:40.399 --> 01:08:47.279
I mean the guy that drew there? Yes, what's what really stands
689
01:08:47.319 --> 01:08:54.119
out? He was in Babylon five. Oh yeah, I remember hearing about
690
01:08:54.159 --> 01:08:59.560
that, do you. Yeah?
Well, sir, I listened to podcasts
691
01:08:59.600 --> 01:09:03.479
about this movie today and didn't watch
the actual movie. Huh, and did
692
01:09:03.560 --> 01:09:08.359
not watch the actual movie. Eric
Cliff notes kind of guy, Yes,
693
01:09:08.640 --> 01:09:18.840
sir, you listen to preparation a
through h wait a second here, all
694
01:09:18.920 --> 01:09:21.920
right, here's all the white people
and their guns, and they're gonna shoot
695
01:09:21.960 --> 01:09:27.960
the alien prince. I don't I'm
trying to figure out who purple guy dressed
696
01:09:28.000 --> 01:09:51.720
up as just vaporized them. See
he would vaporized lady, he would,
697
01:09:53.279 --> 01:10:02.079
he would have killed her. Well, ah, we're now catching up communist
698
01:10:02.119 --> 01:10:05.640
alien. He doesn't he doesn't know. They're not supposed to be here.
699
01:10:11.119 --> 01:10:15.319
Four billion, four billion. There's
more than four billion people on this planet
700
01:10:15.079 --> 01:10:23.560
in nineteen ninety. Yes, I
don't think you know that. Whoa mutiny?
701
01:10:31.239 --> 01:10:40.880
Yay? I you're loving out?
Oh yeah, Department of Defense.
702
01:10:41.039 --> 01:10:45.359
This was rather infamous on the podcast
that I listened to. What the do
703
01:10:45.520 --> 01:10:54.079
O D. Yeah, it turns
the earth into a big ball, apparently
704
01:10:55.199 --> 01:11:03.920
terrific. Ah, she's I'm glad
they brought all their ammunition from the whole
705
01:11:04.000 --> 01:11:11.119
fucking town and he's just completely unloaded
on the spaceship for the last five minutes.
706
01:11:12.119 --> 01:11:17.359
Yes, it's never having to reload. By the way, Please somebody
707
01:11:17.399 --> 01:11:24.840
tell me who the dude in the
purple is supposed to be. You should
708
01:11:24.960 --> 01:11:27.359
just throw this out there, Jesse, You just say, hey, who's
709
01:11:27.399 --> 01:11:31.680
the guy the purple? I need
an answer? Just have like a little
710
01:11:31.800 --> 01:11:38.520
vote sessionaire. So what did he
dress up as? It looks like a
711
01:11:39.000 --> 01:11:42.880
musketeer. Yeah, I think you're
right, just by the end and on
712
01:11:43.000 --> 01:11:55.279
his shirt. All right, So
here's your d d looks more like a
713
01:11:55.439 --> 01:11:58.640
donut. Did you understand what they
just talked about there, Mark Radles?
714
01:11:59.279 --> 01:12:01.760
What they said that this device will
do. It'll blow up the earth so
715
01:12:01.920 --> 01:12:10.880
they can see Venus from Mars everything
outside of the doughnut of death. Oh
716
01:12:11.000 --> 01:12:15.600
my god, that's what God stands
for. Sweet. That's the thing with
717
01:12:15.640 --> 01:12:20.800
my new rock band. Everything will
explode within a million miles, but everything
718
01:12:20.840 --> 01:12:28.079
inside of it is going to be
just fine, terrific. So if there
719
01:12:28.119 --> 01:12:33.720
would be nothing there other than them
floating in space, little island in the
720
01:12:33.840 --> 01:12:43.560
sun. I reiterates, I heard
this movie has some inconsistencies. We have
721
01:12:43.760 --> 01:12:46.359
joy, one of the biggest ones. We had joy, We had fun,
722
01:12:46.479 --> 01:12:51.359
We had seasons in the sun.
Yeah, and down goes the old
723
01:12:51.399 --> 01:12:58.880
man in the World War two helmet, one World War one helmet that he
724
01:12:59.039 --> 01:13:00.640
saved because he went through the depression, and you never know when you're gonna
725
01:13:00.640 --> 01:13:09.640
need a helmet. I can't move, why should it go? Well,
726
01:13:14.640 --> 01:13:26.760
well, little little robots ball shoot
him. Oh oh, it's just her
727
01:13:29.880 --> 01:13:33.439
to me quiet. He doesn't have
to shoot you now. I like that
728
01:13:35.119 --> 01:13:41.119
prepared dire scin prepared dire SCP.
I'm gonna make sure to carve on your
729
01:13:41.119 --> 01:13:53.760
team. Stay. So evidently they
buried their dead. Huh, sure it
730
01:13:53.800 --> 01:13:57.279
does. Just get in the back
here, don't mind the handcuffs and the
731
01:13:57.359 --> 01:14:01.359
stuff that I'm gonna take you to
a good home, one of the one
732
01:14:01.399 --> 01:14:05.880
where you could be cared for quite
a while. Your papers will be fine.
733
01:14:06.199 --> 01:14:15.159
This movie is still going mark maybe
two minutes less it is. I'm
734
01:14:15.239 --> 01:14:25.399
blaming you. Oh dear, that
was Len. Seriously, Well they're gonna
735
01:14:25.399 --> 01:14:30.560
do with that one guy. He's
which one, the guy they beefed up.
736
01:14:31.119 --> 01:14:34.960
Oh no, he's in the act
like he's act like he's just normal,
737
01:14:35.000 --> 01:14:40.960
And we're like, oh, just
go away. They to go ahead
738
01:14:40.960 --> 01:14:43.119
and say, at this time,
the black kid's still wearing the duck bill.
739
01:14:45.560 --> 01:14:51.359
Good observation, duck dodgers the twenty
fourth and a half century, Like
740
01:14:51.479 --> 01:14:55.600
she's at least taking off her alien
helmet, but he's still wearing the duck
741
01:14:55.640 --> 01:15:00.439
bill. He is committing to that
costume. Duck bill. Don't eat it.
742
01:15:00.560 --> 01:15:08.680
Don't eat it. It's like your
popcorn. Ah, there's Skynet again.
743
01:15:11.560 --> 01:15:15.520
Let you know he's still out Skynet's
still out there watching your every move.
744
01:15:17.760 --> 01:15:27.199
Okay, So Number five, top
movie in the boob After a famous
745
01:15:27.279 --> 01:15:31.960
author is rescued from a car crash
by a fan of misery. Yeah,
746
01:15:32.159 --> 01:15:36.039
very good. Do you notice how
much before every movie I've said, fuck,
747
01:15:36.119 --> 01:15:41.039
have you knowniced that? Yeah?
Yeah, I think I think.
748
01:15:41.279 --> 01:15:46.560
I think he's familiar with the parodies, like the porn parodies. Number four.
749
01:15:46.880 --> 01:16:01.039
Why wouldn't you even bring that up? Whining about some thing? Number
750
01:16:01.079 --> 01:16:08.880
four? A gentleman with scissors for
hands. Edwards hired some Caribbean curse of
751
01:16:08.920 --> 01:16:15.680
the Black Pearl. Oh. Number
three another Johnny Depp vehicle in nineteen ninety
752
01:16:15.000 --> 01:16:25.359
vehicle Donny Brasco. Close, No, actually not close at all in nineteen
753
01:16:25.439 --> 01:16:30.159
fifties. Baltimore, a bad boy
with a heart of gold for the wireh
754
01:16:30.359 --> 01:16:36.039
nice justin, he said, Baltimore, it's the wire, the wire.
755
01:16:39.439 --> 01:16:45.560
This guy's got the madness stuck to
it. This guy who's the greatest actor
756
01:16:45.600 --> 01:16:49.800
of our age. Oh god,
the aliens are still on the planet.
757
01:16:50.760 --> 01:16:54.600
They ain't leaving, dude, I'll
tell you. That guy reminds me of
758
01:16:55.840 --> 01:16:59.680
one is still going. So,
yes, you're still on the planet.
759
01:17:00.399 --> 01:17:06.520
H That guy rods me into one
kid's brother from the Critters, rather guy
760
01:17:06.640 --> 01:17:15.960
for Critters kind of turned hero.
Yeah, I don't watch Creditors or remember
761
01:17:16.000 --> 01:17:19.479
anything about it. Or no,
it wasn't brother. It is just a
762
01:17:19.600 --> 01:17:23.760
friend of his. But yeah,
he was like a really big door.
763
01:17:23.840 --> 01:17:28.560
Can it become like the hero of
the movie? How many guys fire?
764
01:17:32.800 --> 01:17:38.159
Have you noticed that the Jack Nicholson
alien has been wearing his sunglasses at night
765
01:17:40.239 --> 01:17:44.720
all the time. That's what bothers
you about this man. And they have
766
01:17:44.840 --> 01:17:50.720
a harmonica and they're singing home on
the range. And I wear my sunglasses
767
01:17:50.880 --> 01:17:57.319
at night, and so I can't
so I can. Jesse, what did
768
01:17:57.399 --> 01:18:02.720
we talk about? Don't encourage you
reach him. Don't encourage your mother.
769
01:18:03.640 --> 01:18:09.079
I wear my radar glasses at night. Yes he does. He does have
770
01:18:09.239 --> 01:18:14.319
radar glasses. This girl. One
of her great acting attributes is that she
771
01:18:14.399 --> 01:18:26.520
has a perfect blank stare. Click
is like home, Like I said,
772
01:18:26.680 --> 01:18:32.319
I mean, they must visit here
earlier. I'm very familiar with Earth customs
773
01:18:32.439 --> 01:18:40.279
and well. I think one of
the theories is that they have picked up
774
01:18:40.399 --> 01:18:45.119
on broadcasts from the Earth before,
so they probably like caught a bunch of
775
01:18:45.199 --> 01:18:51.199
television transmissions and radio transmissions, which
doesn't explain why in the hell they decided
776
01:18:51.279 --> 01:19:00.560
that the orson Wells reciting news.
Yeah, they thought, well that it
777
01:19:00.600 --> 01:19:02.920
doesn't It still doesn't explain unless it's
like the very very first time they heard
778
01:19:02.960 --> 01:19:08.880
it. Here they are reciting campfire
songs and all this other stuff. But
779
01:19:09.000 --> 01:19:19.479
they must have missed that part song
Mark sings to stay awake, I really
780
01:19:19.560 --> 01:19:25.520
do. Oh, somebody left that
towel in the window, son of a
781
01:19:26.119 --> 01:19:33.319
Someone left my kick out in the
ring. What look kids, a phone
782
01:19:33.399 --> 01:19:41.920
an actual phone with look kids,
an elder, Look kids, he's sitting
783
01:19:41.960 --> 01:19:46.319
there wishing he was at home with
his papers. Looks parliament. Hey kid
784
01:19:46.359 --> 01:19:51.239
didn't have his duck cost who All
right, he's gonna. He's got an
785
01:19:51.319 --> 01:19:57.359
army. This kid come from he
rode his bike. This is the longest
786
01:19:57.479 --> 01:20:00.720
night ever, by the way it
really is. It's like three in the
787
01:20:00.800 --> 01:20:04.359
morning. I swear to god,
Laurie Strode had an easier night than these
788
01:20:04.399 --> 01:20:11.600
people have had in both Halloween movies, in a shorter night. So walking
789
01:20:11.720 --> 01:20:20.319
talking. Yeah, it's a little
goofy town of Big Bean. Nobody else
790
01:20:20.680 --> 01:20:30.159
think that the Big Bean mascot looked
like a big Bean. Theches never mind,
791
01:20:30.680 --> 01:20:32.319
you know, I just say it, Why do you? Why do
792
01:20:32.359 --> 01:20:35.960
you do you? He's gonna make
people. We all thought it looked like
793
01:20:36.640 --> 01:20:41.279
we all looked like it looked like
the joy. We all thought it looked
794
01:20:41.279 --> 01:20:44.439
like the Grinches, Dick, we
all thought it. You said it,
795
01:20:44.560 --> 01:20:51.439
you dirty bird. That's not started
joking to tell us you didn't have that
796
01:20:51.560 --> 01:20:56.560
punch. Ronnie Adams is a dirty
bird, a dirty bird. Roddy Adams
797
01:20:56.720 --> 01:21:01.439
is a dirty bird. He's a
dirty thing. Okay, let everybody know,
798
01:21:01.479 --> 01:21:05.760
we got about another twenty five minutes
of this movie. My god,
799
01:21:08.039 --> 01:21:13.319
popcorn to enjoy with. It'd have
been funny if they started doing like popcorn
800
01:21:13.399 --> 01:21:21.039
angels. It's like we can't Okay, what's he gonna do? Holy ships?
801
01:21:21.239 --> 01:21:35.399
What the hell was that guy doing? Yeah? Rap, nobody rides
802
01:21:35.439 --> 01:21:45.920
for free? Yeah? All right? Justin what's happening at this point?
803
01:21:45.039 --> 01:21:49.399
Where are we going to this movie? But are they trying to get off
804
01:21:49.439 --> 01:21:54.479
planet? Is that they're trying to
get off planing? Yes? Why fix
805
01:21:54.560 --> 01:21:57.439
the ship and trying to off plan
Why couldn't they get off planet before?
806
01:21:58.560 --> 01:22:01.760
Does does the guy who dressed up
like Hull Cogan have to act like Haul
807
01:22:01.840 --> 01:22:05.720
Cogan the whole damn time this?
I mean he doesn't have to write?
808
01:22:05.840 --> 01:22:13.079
Yes he does, brother, there's
no reason to continue the facade of what
809
01:22:13.159 --> 01:22:16.840
you dressed up for Halloween when fucking
aliens are invading the planets. I would,
810
01:22:17.880 --> 01:22:20.520
I guarantee you, Jesse, if
aliens ever come down, I'm gonna
811
01:22:20.520 --> 01:22:26.439
be acting whatever costume I am,
just for that reason. Sure I am.
812
01:22:26.840 --> 01:22:29.640
I hope that year I'm like going
to got to a mark or something.
813
01:22:34.600 --> 01:22:41.279
How is this in? I just
come to help. I've been a
814
01:22:41.479 --> 01:22:51.760
bag guy of the whole movie,
trying to catch my stuff. I mean,
815
01:22:53.000 --> 01:22:56.800
he's always he's always up for that
whole get rich fast scheme in every
816
01:22:56.880 --> 01:23:00.399
movie. I swear, what is
this guy make they make money out the
817
01:23:00.439 --> 01:23:06.520
ghoulis I make money off the killer
clowns? What he thought was a comment,
818
01:23:08.159 --> 01:23:23.520
hey's comment, I take that back. That's poor gas station. Okay,
819
01:23:25.600 --> 01:23:34.760
Well, are they gonna actually are
they gonna fire their guns more?
820
01:23:35.640 --> 01:23:40.399
Yeah? I thought they were all
gonna start shooting again. I mean,
821
01:23:40.439 --> 01:23:42.680
they're sitting around looking at a map. Do they not know they're ow in
822
01:23:42.800 --> 01:23:48.079
city town? Listen? It is
a known tactic that anytime anybody invades anything,
823
01:23:48.159 --> 01:23:54.439
you have to flo out a map, unless you're looking for the Blair
824
01:23:54.520 --> 01:23:59.439
Witch, in which case you should
destroy the map you standing in a corner.
825
01:24:01.880 --> 01:24:11.640
I was so angry at that ending. I sat through hour, two
826
01:24:11.720 --> 01:24:15.880
hours whatever it was of just almost
wanting to vomit from all the shaking.
827
01:24:16.079 --> 01:24:19.159
And then they end up standing in
a corner. Yeah, and then and
828
01:24:19.239 --> 01:24:25.199
then then the girl got hit over
the head spoilers with what tell me what
829
01:24:25.319 --> 01:24:27.800
she got to get over the head
with? Mark, don't see it?
830
01:24:28.039 --> 01:24:33.439
The witches in a corner. The
witch is don Oh what a tweets.
831
01:24:39.079 --> 01:24:45.760
I don't know how to reply to
that. Don't with me laugh to your
832
01:24:45.800 --> 01:24:58.479
hard up full of pork chops.
Oh I'm it was just get the guns
833
01:24:58.520 --> 01:25:03.479
out again. What is that?
That is whole Cogain as a wizard.
834
01:25:04.000 --> 01:25:11.920
No, that that o, sir, where did you get that shotgun?
835
01:25:12.239 --> 01:25:19.159
That, by the way, is
Prince combined with the pilgrim. Oh okay,
836
01:25:19.319 --> 01:25:26.399
it's the it's the machine person guy. No, but that's his best,
837
01:25:26.920 --> 01:25:31.720
best insult. I would love to
see the raid Ar cut of this
838
01:25:31.880 --> 01:25:44.520
movie. You're you're dead now,
fuck face, all you sons gonna die,
839
01:25:45.199 --> 01:25:50.039
and then the aliens are just completely
nude to the whole thing. That
840
01:25:50.199 --> 01:25:55.680
woman should not be firing a gun. Someone somebody just walks on screen and
841
01:25:55.760 --> 01:26:00.720
says, oh fuck anything that moves
and runs off screen. Again. Just
842
01:26:00.800 --> 01:26:13.520
have Mark Rawl re edit the whole
thing. The shittiest spaceship ever sparks so
843
01:26:13.680 --> 01:26:19.560
many fucking billows of smoke, but
it hit a barn. It can take
844
01:26:19.640 --> 01:26:24.000
all those all those spots. So
did the DeLorean, and it did do
845
01:26:24.159 --> 01:26:27.199
that. I'm just saying that it
took all those shots from the gun,
846
01:26:27.560 --> 01:26:31.279
you know, all those guns,
and then it doesn't show any dammage.
847
01:26:31.479 --> 01:26:36.560
Stop defending this movie. Justin I'm
laughing idding. I always like when my
848
01:26:36.600 --> 01:26:45.760
walkie talkies have the built in party
favors. There was work. Hey,
849
01:26:47.520 --> 01:26:58.279
that's okay, said mister buthead,
that's that's not a shift, that's a
850
01:26:58.359 --> 01:27:09.560
transformer farm zoid. So that he
was acknowledging that that was a zoid on
851
01:27:09.680 --> 01:27:15.840
his desk. It's a waiter,
he said, zoid. I'm saying,
852
01:27:15.840 --> 01:27:25.159
it's I avoid the zoid. That's
the that's annoyed. It's it's annoyed.
853
01:27:26.600 --> 01:27:30.760
Yes, I know that. Give
him give him his pon, I mean,
854
01:27:31.000 --> 01:27:36.520
give him his pawn. He he
earned it, he did avoid the
855
01:27:36.560 --> 01:27:44.800
annoy went against everything I believe.
Look at that and down goes that happens.
856
01:27:45.960 --> 01:27:53.760
But hey, god his truck crushed. Ha ha. We know it's
857
01:27:53.800 --> 01:28:02.600
not really Hogan because that was a
clean New World Order. Why are the
858
01:28:02.680 --> 01:28:06.039
Aliens still on Earth? Why is
this movie still going on? Why is
859
01:28:06.119 --> 01:28:12.760
there air? What? What they're
trying to simulate? The car going to
860
01:28:12.880 --> 01:28:30.520
the set down? Everything in this
movie bounces like the ship just keeps hopping
861
01:28:30.560 --> 01:28:34.199
around everywhere. Are they back in
his house again? Like his house?
862
01:28:34.439 --> 01:28:39.000
They're back in his house again?
You see the papers, He's going to
863
01:28:39.039 --> 01:28:45.479
offer them wine that he got from
a stack of papers. Alien is not
864
01:28:45.520 --> 01:28:51.760
supposed to take sharp and a get
out of there. Yeah, they're more
865
01:28:51.760 --> 01:28:58.000
of a red one. Right next, on a very special episode, he
866
01:28:58.800 --> 01:29:05.079
just keeps, Yes, that's what
I was doing, Ronnie, I was
867
01:29:05.119 --> 01:29:10.840
doing a different stroke Stoke. We
find out that one in the alien's name
868
01:29:10.880 --> 01:29:14.560
is Dudley. That kid's gonna take
her down there and show her all the
869
01:29:14.640 --> 01:29:17.399
beer. I don't believe this.
Come down here, look at all this
870
01:29:17.520 --> 01:29:21.880
liquor. Well, it's me,
it's he had that. I had to
871
01:29:21.960 --> 01:29:26.239
move a stack of papers to get
to it. But the tear, Yeah,
872
01:29:26.279 --> 01:29:30.720
that his basement of all things.
I hope people listening to this are
873
01:29:30.760 --> 01:29:32.920
just like, you have to hear
this one commentary over this movie space.
874
01:29:33.039 --> 01:29:41.399
But it's all they talked about was
the guy's papers. I guess it's valid
875
01:29:42.640 --> 01:29:45.920
point. Me and Jesse stook up
Paunchos through Friday. Yeah, we watched
876
01:29:45.960 --> 01:29:50.319
Friday at thirteenth and we somehow talked
about Ponchos for at least twenty minutes of
877
01:29:50.359 --> 01:29:58.960
that. So hey, there's a
whole chapter and Moby Dick about lamp oil.
878
01:29:59.159 --> 01:30:03.039
So you can talk a whole podcast
about ponchos if you want. The
879
01:30:03.119 --> 01:30:06.079
thirteenth did you want? Do you
like the original original? Here's the first
880
01:30:06.119 --> 01:30:12.279
one. Yeah, I swear man. They were called coudd to whoever's gonna
881
01:30:12.319 --> 01:30:16.159
die first. At some point you
just run out of ship to say ah,
882
01:30:16.600 --> 01:30:20.479
But that was about fifteen minutes into
this one. Yeah, I wear
883
01:30:20.680 --> 01:30:27.680
my son glass. They never did
this before. They never pointed it up
884
01:30:27.800 --> 01:30:35.079
towards the sky. Yeah, that
would have been smart. Is he gonna
885
01:30:35.159 --> 01:30:45.039
like jump and kill himself now?
And he just batman down? Oh?
886
01:30:45.359 --> 01:30:49.520
I don't lie. He's gonna bang
that mummy. That's what's gonna happen.
887
01:30:51.640 --> 01:30:55.760
I knew. I knew as soon
as I saw her talking to him.
888
01:30:56.279 --> 01:30:59.359
He's gonna bang that little her.
Want to make a sex joke about that?
889
01:31:01.079 --> 01:31:04.680
You know me to old cut radar
cut. The radar cut went on
890
01:31:04.800 --> 01:31:09.840
for three hours. An hour of
that was them too banging. Well,
891
01:31:10.920 --> 01:31:20.399
well, well that's a wrap boy. That was a mummy joke. There's
892
01:31:20.520 --> 01:31:28.000
still fifteen minutes of this fucking movie
left, and fourteen minutes and thirty seconds
893
01:31:28.079 --> 01:31:36.239
better be credits. So number two
nineteen ninety an eight year old troublemaker must
894
01:31:36.319 --> 01:31:43.359
protect his house from a penloge.
Oh, very good. We better finish
895
01:31:43.479 --> 01:31:45.680
number one right now for that before
we hit the climax of this movie.
896
01:31:46.880 --> 01:31:53.319
The story of Henry Hill and his
life in the mob, covering his relationship
897
01:31:53.439 --> 01:31:59.560
with his wife Karen Hill Crap and
his mob partners Jimmy Conway and Tommy DeVito
898
01:32:00.239 --> 01:32:09.119
in the Italian American Crime Syndicate.
You know what this means? I married
899
01:32:09.159 --> 01:32:13.840
the mob number one. Yeah,
I married the mom number one nineteen ninety.
900
01:32:13.920 --> 01:32:21.319
Good job, Ronnie Adams. Marde
just got extended because of the AI.
901
01:32:23.359 --> 01:32:33.680
Oh is the worst Jack Nicholson impression? Ever, how have we not
902
01:32:33.920 --> 01:32:40.520
talked about that? And she's she's
seriously begging with this monstrosity that they're afraid
903
01:32:40.560 --> 01:32:44.840
of. Yeah, how it hasn't
shot the little girl, especially for the
904
01:32:44.880 --> 01:32:51.159
bad acting. It's amazing that after
this she gets Jurassic Park. Jurassic Park
905
01:32:51.359 --> 01:33:00.479
is frightening in the well, all
the dinosaurs are running wild. I think
906
01:33:00.560 --> 01:33:05.680
her best scene in Dresseph Park was
when she gets snotted on. Thank you
907
01:33:08.319 --> 01:33:15.079
re getting snotted on? Someone let
Rex out of his pen? Did you
908
01:33:15.199 --> 01:33:21.359
make this up? He's singing stuff
from Weird al That's right. Gosh,
909
01:33:21.520 --> 01:33:28.159
Ronnie m give us the program.
Oh my god, say goodbye to the
910
01:33:28.199 --> 01:33:34.000
batteries. I included Alien already,
get over with the answer. Was love
911
01:33:34.119 --> 01:33:40.640
all along. I'll bet I don't
know. Oh no, this is a
912
01:33:40.720 --> 01:33:45.520
scene with a child in a mark. He can't help himself. He's got
913
01:33:45.760 --> 01:33:51.119
ro child. I don't know what
you're talking about, Dred and I you
914
01:33:51.199 --> 01:33:55.039
can there. You talk all you
want on your party favorite. Hey,
915
01:33:55.239 --> 01:34:00.840
there you go. That's the coolest
device i've seen, speaking a party fairs.
916
01:34:00.880 --> 01:34:03.199
You get some of those for the
party this weekend? Uh, yeah,
917
01:34:03.319 --> 01:34:13.680
that's right. Yeah, star traffic
walls. Yes, because they were
918
01:34:13.720 --> 01:34:44.159
speeding in a spaceship. M that's
not very nice. My god, it's
919
01:34:44.239 --> 01:34:54.000
still doing this exactly away from your
computer and like drawing or and then coming
920
01:34:54.079 --> 01:34:59.960
back back and going why is it
still han? I was hoping that that's
921
01:35:00.199 --> 01:35:03.960
it was an hour and forty minutes
that like, the last thirty minutes were
922
01:35:04.159 --> 01:35:08.520
just you know, uplink screen and
somebody you know, fucked up the upload.
923
01:35:09.560 --> 01:35:13.800
No, sir, this was an
important movie of its time. Yeah,
924
01:35:14.680 --> 01:35:23.239
Space Invaders came in at number what
let's see number what number what the
925
01:35:23.359 --> 01:35:28.800
last thirty minutes, So this would
be the director apologizing I wanted to take
926
01:35:28.840 --> 01:35:36.800
some time out just explain that I'm
very sorry. Oh my gosh, you
927
01:35:36.880 --> 01:35:43.920
know what scored higher than this number
four forty six Captain America from nineteen ninety.
928
01:35:44.359 --> 01:35:49.840
Nice. Wow, we should have
watched that. Take this back and
929
01:35:49.880 --> 01:35:57.439
you're playing it with you? He
think should he told him that it's an
930
01:35:57.439 --> 01:36:02.880
award, like, I still haven't
found it. I'm in the sixties now.
931
01:36:06.039 --> 01:36:10.399
Oh my god, he's still categing
on a stupid camera. Yeah,
932
01:36:12.680 --> 01:36:14.920
oh got this. This guy had
a cell phone, he'd be dangerous.
933
01:36:14.920 --> 01:36:17.520
I never really used us dynamite,
but I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like
934
01:36:17.640 --> 01:36:24.920
that. That man is already dead, and he has to moved back way
935
01:36:25.039 --> 01:36:30.520
further than that because it is an
explosive device. Yeah, I think that
936
01:36:30.600 --> 01:36:36.560
would blow up a lot worse than
just that. So we're okay with the
937
01:36:36.640 --> 01:36:41.239
aliens and the earth clothing, but
the dynamites. Where the problem is?
938
01:36:41.439 --> 01:36:44.640
You give me, well, why
didn't the other time blow up? It's
939
01:36:44.720 --> 01:36:55.960
sitting right there. Get off the
planet already in this movie? How this
940
01:36:56.199 --> 01:37:00.239
ending is longer than the Lord of
the Rings the Return of the King,
941
01:37:00.279 --> 01:37:04.159
where you know we got hey he
dropped the ring in the volcano and then
942
01:37:04.239 --> 01:37:09.159
oh no wait, we've we've gotta
we gotta wait and get them rescued.
943
01:37:09.239 --> 01:37:13.399
By the Eagles. Oh wait,
we've got this whole Hobbit reunion on the
944
01:37:13.479 --> 01:37:15.800
bed and then they have to do
you really think you had to explain that
945
01:37:15.880 --> 01:37:23.800
shot? Stop? Okay sorry.
Space Space Invaders came in at number one
946
01:37:23.960 --> 01:37:30.359
twenty for the nineteen ninety IMDb dot
com one twenty okay, just behind Roger
947
01:37:30.479 --> 01:37:40.239
Corman's Frankenstein um Bound. Sweet that
how many? How many movies were released
948
01:37:40.279 --> 01:37:45.960
that year? One hundred and twenty
No, because one and twenty one started
949
01:37:45.960 --> 01:37:53.279
at Gerard de Pardiu Green Has that
man ever made a good movie? Was
950
01:37:53.319 --> 01:37:55.880
green Card? Who else was in
that? Andy McDowell? Yeah, I
951
01:37:55.880 --> 01:38:00.560
was that. Yes, there we
go fin al right, we are finally
952
01:38:00.640 --> 01:38:06.560
the aliens have left the atmosphere.
I would I would laugh my balls off.
953
01:38:06.720 --> 01:38:10.640
They flew into the side of the
mountain. Get the funk off our
954
01:38:11.920 --> 01:38:16.720
get the fun off our planet,
and never come back. Please Ah warp
955
01:38:16.800 --> 01:38:29.720
speed mister Scottie. Ouh one one
one fell in the bathroom. It I
956
01:38:29.840 --> 01:38:38.359
see it, story that we're wrapping
all over your childhood memories here. Uh
957
01:38:39.800 --> 01:38:45.600
that's all right, man, This
thing is so full of cheese. That's
958
01:38:45.640 --> 01:38:47.960
what I said. I I want
man, I warned you guys. I
959
01:38:48.159 --> 01:38:57.600
seriously, I told you just cheese. He flushed, the toilet flushed and
960
01:38:57.760 --> 01:39:11.199
more greens. You hate this,
I hate yeah, the guy. This
961
01:39:11.359 --> 01:39:15.840
guy's farm was pretty much ready to
go under. Oh and so the aliens
962
01:39:15.920 --> 01:39:20.960
gonna fertilize the crops and suddenly it's
formally worth something. They had to they
963
01:39:21.039 --> 01:39:26.520
had to unload that the game more
altitude. There was too much weight on
964
01:39:26.640 --> 01:39:35.239
the ship. Unload jet Us in
some way, and we'll never make it
965
01:39:35.359 --> 01:39:44.039
to Cybertron. Oh, I'd rather
be watching Transformers. They're seriously not trying
966
01:39:44.079 --> 01:39:46.800
to hurt me. Get inside the
house. It's like, oh yeah,
967
01:39:47.000 --> 01:39:53.640
I just stand and watch the ship
fall from the sky. Beautiful boy gently
968
01:39:53.720 --> 01:39:59.039
caressed the strange black child. Did
you notice that? Ah, the little
969
01:39:59.119 --> 01:40:03.079
boy looks up good. You know, they just everything. You can.
970
01:40:03.159 --> 01:40:12.920
Stop touching me, now, get
off me, sheriff, I'm not your
971
01:40:13.000 --> 01:40:21.439
type. This is still going on. I gotta set up a sequel mark
972
01:40:27.319 --> 01:40:34.439
Space Invaders two Invading your Space.
It would be the best Space Invaders two
973
01:40:34.520 --> 01:40:38.319
tagline. As matter of fact,
one of the podcasts that I didn't listen
974
01:40:38.319 --> 01:40:44.479
to listen to was something about sequels. So they actually sat down and discussed
975
01:40:44.520 --> 01:40:48.359
the whole podcast on putting a sequel
to this thing. Space Invaders two t
976
01:40:48.560 --> 01:40:55.159
o O more Invadery. He's through
the keys to his house, or the
977
01:40:55.239 --> 01:41:02.359
front Invaders to Electric Google. I'm
sorry. If you're gonna put two behind
978
01:41:02.439 --> 01:41:05.880
something, I'm gonna tell you electric
Booloo. Okay, that's just how it
979
01:41:05.960 --> 01:41:14.239
goes. Red Redemption to electric Bugaloo. It works n red dead redemption to
980
01:41:14.479 --> 01:41:17.640
electric Boogloo. And I would play
that game as well. That's d L
981
01:41:17.760 --> 01:41:25.159
c Ronnie. I will gladly downloaded
bunch of budget disco. Oh look,
982
01:41:25.840 --> 01:41:41.239
holy crap, giant green penises have
grown. Listen, you still have time
983
01:41:41.319 --> 01:41:48.760
to buy the farm, you boar
on the worst businessman ever those crops because
984
01:41:48.760 --> 01:41:59.720
they're covered in an alien? What
is just by the farm? This wig?
985
01:42:00.560 --> 01:42:03.199
This movie, this movie is full
of alien goodness and green beats.
986
01:42:10.840 --> 01:42:16.199
I mean, crops are gonna kill
people. We're covered an alien. I'm
987
01:42:16.239 --> 01:42:26.079
gonna pass out again. God,
look at the size of that crop.
988
01:42:27.720 --> 01:42:35.800
I can't buy this farm now.
Oh my god, we broke Ronnie.
989
01:42:41.279 --> 01:42:44.800
He sells the crops, everybody dies, and they're gonna back and take over
990
01:42:44.800 --> 01:42:49.720
the world. Anyway, we got
to see this soundtrack is on Spotify.
991
01:42:50.159 --> 01:43:00.359
Ryan Duck is named Brian Space Peter's
soundtrack is it on there? Dumb guys
992
01:43:00.960 --> 01:43:04.840
try he just like that and he
dumb guy and got them burn up and
993
01:43:04.920 --> 01:43:15.840
he said, no, I'm finished
as a businessman. Ronnie, I heard
994
01:43:15.880 --> 01:43:28.479
this movie. It doesn't look like
that thing works like that const well because
995
01:43:28.520 --> 01:43:39.399
of the size of the cross.
I'm done. So that was fun?
996
01:43:40.039 --> 01:43:48.920
O wow? Was it alright?
Okay? Canting sold Martian Dicks the end.
997
01:43:51.640 --> 01:44:01.239
Get to Martian, get you Martian
Dicks. I mean it's one thing
998
01:44:02.479 --> 01:44:05.000
to look at a piece of property
and go I have to offer you less
999
01:44:05.039 --> 01:44:15.680
money because it's infested with Martian teine. But to just give up completely,
1000
01:44:19.319 --> 01:44:29.399
well we want I don't remember any
of this from a kid a stroke.
1001
01:44:33.119 --> 01:44:42.920
I'm gonna pee, don't my goodness, Okay, I'm gonna breathe before I
1002
01:44:43.000 --> 01:44:48.840
both ship MP myself while Ronnie has
a stroke. Uh well, I'll tell
1003
01:44:48.840 --> 01:44:59.640
you, Peanut Butter, I think
that's son of a Strokes selling red.
1004
01:45:00.159 --> 01:45:06.000
Smell red. I'm smelling burnt toast. All right, Well, thank you?
1005
01:45:06.199 --> 01:45:13.640
Just no one agree with me?
Doesn't work. We lost our other
1006
01:45:13.800 --> 01:45:18.680
users. Leave. No, I
I killed the window. Okay, Well,
1007
01:45:18.720 --> 01:45:21.119
I was gonna say, all right, we don't need it any more.
1008
01:45:21.119 --> 01:45:26.720
Of the movies over well, I
wish they would have stuck around just
1009
01:45:26.760 --> 01:45:29.279
to kind of like look at that
pause screen and the credits. I don't
1010
01:45:29.359 --> 01:45:33.960
understand. All right, are you
done, Ronnie? I want to make
1011
01:45:34.000 --> 01:45:36.720
sure Ronne has gotten this out of
his system where he's gonna be done.
1012
01:45:40.159 --> 01:45:49.800
I'm done a bunch of has beans. Thomas, he's gonna he's gonna make
1013
01:45:49.840 --> 01:45:59.359
this a danger feces. Uh come
on now, now, justin if you
1014
01:45:59.399 --> 01:46:01.560
were to sugg just another movie at
any point in the time in the future,
1015
01:46:02.159 --> 01:46:13.119
that movie, well, then I'll
guess I'll leave it at that,
1016
01:46:13.239 --> 01:46:18.880
because Ronnie Adams is broke. Mark
Bradletch has bathroom problems. I need to
1017
01:46:18.960 --> 01:46:23.800
drink and I don't even drink.
Wait, man, all right, Mark,
1018
01:46:23.840 --> 01:46:27.479
come on, man, we gotta
get let's got it. We gotta
1019
01:46:27.560 --> 01:46:30.359
end it. All right, all
right, calm the fuck down. Next
1020
01:46:30.439 --> 01:46:38.840
week, jeez, all right,
Next week we have my father guest hosting
1021
01:46:39.000 --> 01:46:45.000
as a judge on DC meets the
Hannah Babera Too on Source Material, and
1022
01:46:45.159 --> 01:46:48.720
then there'll be a TV party tonight
for Voltron season seven. A TV party
1023
01:46:48.800 --> 01:46:55.800
for the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Ronnie
Adams New Favorite show, and then Garby
1024
01:46:58.039 --> 01:47:00.840
I'm bought a roll right now,
Mark, don't tip Fake, Don't get
1025
01:47:00.920 --> 01:47:06.720
him restarted. And then on November
eighth, Jesse and I will be reviewing
1026
01:47:06.760 --> 01:47:14.000
the News Soul Fleet album Ritual More. I Can get through this. Uh.
1027
01:47:15.119 --> 01:47:18.560
On November twelfth, Deadpool kills the
entire Marvel Universe on source material.
1028
01:47:19.800 --> 01:47:26.239
On the thirteenth, fuck it,
Duck, No not to do. We
1029
01:47:26.399 --> 01:47:34.880
just watched a movie where a kid
was named U. Don't say that everything
1030
01:47:34.920 --> 01:47:41.399
I just sa There'll be a damn
You Hollywood for The Grinch from Illumination Studios,
1031
01:47:41.439 --> 01:47:45.439
which is Universal Studios. We'll be
doing Sick of it All, Wake
1032
01:47:45.520 --> 01:47:49.920
the Sleeping Dragon on the Mental Hammer
of Doom. Uh, You've awoken a
1033
01:47:50.000 --> 01:47:58.960
Sleeping Dragon. We got it.
Andrew Graham from our Canadian office will be
1034
01:47:59.039 --> 01:48:02.760
on TV party tonight for Our World
War. On November fifteenth, Gavin Napier
1035
01:48:02.920 --> 01:48:11.399
of the Sometimes They Recorded Casual Heroes, We'll be on source material for Justice
1036
01:48:11.479 --> 01:48:15.520
League America The Tornado's Path. We
would be doing a review for Fantastic Beef,
1037
01:48:15.560 --> 01:48:19.000
The Crimes of Grendon Wald. Our
Turkey episode for the Metal Hammer of
1038
01:48:19.039 --> 01:48:25.600
Doom this year is hubershtenk Push Pull. And then if after you've had your
1039
01:48:25.640 --> 01:48:29.279
turkey and you've taken your naps and
you've watched your football, you can join
1040
01:48:29.520 --> 01:48:32.560
Jesse and Robert and Jesse and Robert
without me as they do an extra Metal
1041
01:48:32.600 --> 01:48:36.439
Hammer of Doom. They'll be reviewing
the new Throsts on Black Thross Black,
1042
01:48:38.399 --> 01:48:42.600
and then finally we wrap I think
any of this is real when you when
1043
01:48:42.640 --> 01:48:45.920
you until I hear the music on
the Metal of amer of Doom, because
1044
01:48:45.239 --> 01:48:49.359
a lot of these bands, it's
I don't understand where you get them.
1045
01:48:50.159 --> 01:48:53.479
Sorry, go ahead, Well,
soul Fly is a real band, they've
1046
01:48:53.479 --> 01:48:55.640
been around for years. Second of
it All is a real band. Yeah,
1047
01:48:56.800 --> 01:49:02.920
and I know, But the Rosenblack
one I don't have. We'll no
1048
01:49:03.119 --> 01:49:11.159
be revealing to do Ruth Made of
Ginsburg on November twenty second. And then
1049
01:49:11.239 --> 01:49:14.359
finally we wrap up November with robin
Hood Week all week long. That should
1050
01:49:14.359 --> 01:49:19.760
be the next one we do.
We should do the Disney robin Hood a
1051
01:49:19.920 --> 01:49:25.560
cartoon one. Yeah, we should. Why good one, It's great,
1052
01:49:25.880 --> 01:49:30.920
it's beloved. I think it'll be
fun with that's funny. Are you there?
1053
01:49:30.359 --> 01:49:35.800
Are you suggesting men and tits?
Ronnie? No? No, oh
1054
01:49:36.239 --> 01:49:40.760
no, hang on, Let's see
how many robin Let's see list of Robin
1055
01:49:40.760 --> 01:49:45.239
Hood movies. Here we go.
Listen, jesus, Robin Hood movies.
1056
01:49:46.640 --> 01:49:51.079
Let's just do men and Prince of
Thieves, Man and Prince of Thieves.
1057
01:49:53.159 --> 01:49:58.960
As I'm doing it, I'm doing
it on trial for that. Uh well,
1058
01:49:59.239 --> 01:50:02.560
they go back as is the nineteen
hundreds before there was cars and fire
1059
01:50:06.920 --> 01:50:16.680
far So what movie? What movies
you suggest? Ronnie? Yeah, Robin
1060
01:50:16.720 --> 01:50:23.880
Hood and the Pirates, that's nineteen
sixty. Let's see the seventies we had.
1061
01:50:25.239 --> 01:50:30.800
We had the cartoon Robin Hood.
I don't know any of you.
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O. Time band It's in the
list Time Bandits starring John Cleech, Sean
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and Cherry Devall, written by Terry
Gilliam. In a short spoof of the
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Robin Hood legend, when when when
Robin, played by Cleeve's being portrayed as
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an upper class twit and as a
parody of Charles, Prince of Wales.
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There you go? What about?
Uh about what we said earlier? Tonight
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ice Pirates? I'm up for that. Everybody just got quiet, I dude,
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if we can find it Ice Pirates, well why not Ice Pirates?
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Boy? I could tell already there's
gonna be a lot of homosexual jokes.
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Listen. The only thing, Wow, the only reason I craft on the
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Robinhood, the Disney Robin Hood,
is because I love you, Mark,
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and you're a dear friend. But
I would not be able to take you
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making those kind of jokes about Robin
and Marion in that beloved childhood movie.
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I would never do that. Bull
Okay. So I just like I just
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put Ice Pirates into into the YouTube
search thing and like third one down was
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Ice Pirates Space Herpes. Yeah,
make sure you're on the right site there,
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Mark, that was actually in the
movie, Jesse, all right,
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01:52:05.680 --> 01:52:14.760
Ice Pirates the VHS drive in theater? Uh looks like is on is on
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YouTube? All right? So when
do we want to do Ice Pirates?
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Because I'm busy that entire week.
And here's what I'm busy with the podcasts
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Hawkeye Volume one, My Life is
a Weapon, the AMU Hollywood for the
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01:52:34.840 --> 01:52:39.840
new robin Hood, the Metal Hammer
of Doom. We're looking at pod circles
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01:52:40.119 --> 01:52:43.600
and then there'll be an on trial
for Robino Prince of Thieves, and then
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01:52:43.680 --> 01:52:48.399
we're at Friday the thirtieth when Creed
two comes out, and then December one
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01:52:48.880 --> 01:52:55.800
there'll be a commentary for Deontay Wilder
versus Tyson Fury. I'm not to mention
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01:52:55.880 --> 01:53:01.560
he starting up a band, man, do not up Doom? Yes,
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that's right, I don't know.
We can we can talk about this offline,
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01:53:05.439 --> 01:53:15.880
all right, it's like who started
a band? All right? Justin
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Thomas, go ahead and ve lugs. Okay, So basically I'm quite a
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gamer. See he catch me on
Steam, he catch me on a PlayStation
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01:53:25.840 --> 01:53:30.840
network, both under Spector thirteen.
That's a spe kt R thirteen. You
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01:53:30.880 --> 01:53:38.560
can catch you under Arctic Lightning on
the Xbox Live and pretty much Facebook.
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01:53:38.720 --> 01:53:45.920
Just catch me under my name Justin
Thomas and Twitter, Tumblr, Snapchat,
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01:53:45.159 --> 01:53:48.239
Instagram, you name it, I
have it. Just look me up under
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01:53:48.319 --> 01:53:59.159
Spector thirteen for that and just you
can't find it. Just for that that
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01:53:59.319 --> 01:54:02.359
Deadpool pick with the big thumbs up. Wow, what happened? What just
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happened? My my cat just kind
of attack my foot right, He attacked
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01:54:09.399 --> 01:54:14.479
my foot right shoes? I of
his talking there, Ronnie Adams Plugs Go
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guys show named Scream Boy podcast well
on a hiatus as of right now now,
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but soon to return. You can
go on iTunes, tune in Stitcher,
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01:54:27.279 --> 01:54:30.520
iHeart, I'll, I'll right here
on the network as well. Listen
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to our old shows the archive of
our shows, and we had do a
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01:54:35.279 --> 01:54:42.079
lot of network exclusives where we talk
about stuff that we don't normally talk about
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on the show, like the Rise
and Follow Bill Cosby, the Life and
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01:54:47.399 --> 01:54:53.239
Death of Toys r us Heys like
that, really good stuff. Find it
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right here on the network. You
can find us on any kind of social
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media, which is Instagram, Twitter, and on Facebook. On Facebook and
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01:55:02.039 --> 01:55:08.359
Instagram, High Right, Grinder,
Bumble Tender. I know what Tender is,
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01:55:08.520 --> 01:55:11.680
but I don't know what the other
two is are and I can imagine
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they're just not. You can't find
us on the good Instagram and Facebook,
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01:55:16.840 --> 01:55:21.680
just like kept Screaming Boy podcast.
Twitter is at Screaming Boy Pru just uploaded
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a ton of new pictures to Facebook
and Instagram. Mix from Yeah from Femal
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Comic Con, where I actually got
to meet Tony Todd and Thomsonvienie. Both
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of them are incredible human beings,
uh and really enjoyed meeting Tony Todd and
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and mister Sideni. So just check
those out. I've hit my last con
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of the year and I'll be attending
my next one in January, which will
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be the Greensboro Comic Con. I
was gonna go to North Carolina Comic Con,
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01:55:53.079 --> 01:55:57.079
but I'll tell you what, man, it is really super expensive uh
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01:55:57.359 --> 01:55:59.920
for And I'm just gonna say this
because a lot of people listen to super
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expensive for not that great of a
experience. So for the last time I
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01:56:03.199 --> 01:56:08.359
was there, so yeah, I
will, you know, just throw that
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01:56:08.479 --> 01:56:13.760
out there. But it's uh.
I'm gonna throw a roll quick plug in
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for my buddy Hector, who is
who has written five books called Faith and
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01:56:19.079 --> 01:56:28.359
Fandom, where he does quick devotional
studies based off his fandom of just about
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01:56:28.399 --> 01:56:31.840
everything from video games, comic books, movies, the whole nine uh and
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01:56:32.039 --> 01:56:36.520
relates them with his biblical studies.
It's really really, really really good Faith
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01:56:36.560 --> 01:56:44.560
and Fandom. Check it out on
Facebook and other than that. We'll become
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back soon and just keep tuned in
and like subscribe, shoot us a message
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the whole nine and if we're on
iTunes, rate us and you know,
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give us some five stars. We
would love that I'm done now he has
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done. I'm talking Jesse number eleven. When a man goes for virtual vacation
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01:57:08.520 --> 01:57:15.920
memories of the planet Mars, an
uninspected and herring harrowing series events forces him
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01:57:15.960 --> 01:57:24.319
to go to the planet for real
or does he fuck arm sportsnegger, You
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kept the trend up. Definitely said
the words, sir, Ladies and gentlemen,
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go give the rattlich in Broadcasting Network
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up on top of all the great
podcasts that we have to offer, all
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sorts of great stuff out there.
We've got uh, We've got wrestling,
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we talk comics, we talked TV, all that fun stuff. We're on
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01:57:45.199 --> 01:57:47.279
all sorts of different platforms as well, such as iTunes, Stitcher, tune
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01:57:47.279 --> 01:57:54.479
in radio. We're at home on
spreaker dot com and don't forget Deezer apparently
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01:57:54.920 --> 01:58:00.039
that's a platform as well, and
we're right on d's er. So I
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01:58:00.079 --> 01:58:01.880
think you made that up just to
hit No, I'm not. I am
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01:58:01.960 --> 01:58:05.399
not. It is there, sir, it is there. But yes,
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01:58:06.159 --> 01:58:09.960
other than that, I'm ready to
get out of here, Mark Radleys.
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01:58:10.079 --> 01:58:16.600
This has been a lot of fun. Alright, hospital, I'm gonna go
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01:58:16.720 --> 01:58:18.479
pee be well, be safe and
behave