Laughter & Legends - Beach Week!

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You're listening to a lily Pad production.
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It is good to be here in the lobby of
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the Peak Improv Theater once again before a Whimsicult show,
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and I am joined by a writer, an improviser, an actor,
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a performer of all kinds seemingly endless strings to her bow.
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It's Jennifer caress Hi.
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Thanks for having me.
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Hello, Thank you so much for your time for joining
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me in these blue Would you call these velvet chairs
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the law?
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The law? I like it.
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They're very fancy whatever they are. Yeah, they fancy.
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They give off class.
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Yes, is that what it's called.
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Okay, we're here before a whimsicult show, one of my
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favorite shows here at the Peak Improv Theater. You're in
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WHIMSICALT obviously. How are you feeling about the shows in general?
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Are you looking forward to tonight's show?
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I am. I am Whimsical started. I'm totally pulling a
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number up. Yeah, maybe like nine months ago. Maybe, yeah,
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but we just keep getting better and better as you're
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supposed to. But yeah, every show just bore and more fun.
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Nice.
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Yeah, completely agree with that statement. I enjoy Whimsical increasingly
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as the months. Yeah, I mean, Jen, let's talk about
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you as an improviser.
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How long have you been doing improv?
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About a year and a half. Nice, Yeah, maybe closing
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in on two years. Yeah, I was. I was doing
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an acting class and the acting couldn't show up. So
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Megan Hyde, one of the owners of the Peak and
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Prop Theater before it was a Peak Improp Theater. Yes,
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it was like, well I could teach improv tonight.
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I was like, oh god, just.
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Pure fear, just yeah, just I was so afraid. But
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I tried it. I loved it. Oh my god, this
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is really therapeutic. Yeah, because improv forces you to be
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in the moment, out of your head. You have to
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be in the moment, which I'm so bad at. But yeah,
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I was hooked immediately after that.
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But up there on stage you get to be completely
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present exactly the moment. That's Yeah, it's so good. It's
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one of the best things about improv. Agree, you come
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from more of a background of acting, of you're used
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to scripts.
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You're a writer.
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You've written some fantastic scripts recently. The Pool just finished
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a run here in Colorado Springs, which isould be comedy
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that's happening here tonight, but usually at the Beacon properly,
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So that was more of a dramatic piece, right, very.
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Very dramatic and very mostly intense. Yeah yeah, but yeah,
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the Pool, just very briefly is about a woman whose
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husband on her life himself after she leaves him. So
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it's kind of the healing recovery process from that. Ups
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the downs there are some common in it because I
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had to go yeah, yeah, exactly.
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You've got to break up that tension exactly.
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Yeah yeah, yeah, not just for the audience before the
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actors totally we look forward to those comedic scenes like
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oh please thank you.
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Yeah, no, I was.
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I was just a couple of weeks ago chatting to
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Corbyn about the Pool and his experience with it and
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said it was it was such an amazing experience but
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a very emotionally taxing Yeah.
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Yeah. One of the things that we the actors loved
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about being in the Pool is that, again it's very
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very emotionally dense, and I think all but like two
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of the seven cast members or improvisers, we're all comedic
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storytellers who came together to cry on stage for an hour.
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Yeah, I mean that's what was so fantastic about it,
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And I think just generally when it comes to drama,
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I think comedy folks do drama better than drama.
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People agree.
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I think they can tap into a wider range of
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emotions because you're constantly having to pull laughter out of people,
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which is a tough emotion to get from people sometimes,
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and I.
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Think especially with lipervisors, because if you're on stage an
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hour and a half, even an hour, Yeah, you're how
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many different characters in that hour? Totally Yeah, And on
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the spot, maybe you're really angry and then the next
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scene you're just really happy. In the next scene you're
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from Boston, the next scene year from Australia.
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Whatever, Yeah, tonight's showy. Yeah Yeah.
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You have to just play every emotion available to you
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within that small time and it's fantastic.
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Completely, completely well, Jen, it's a fantastic having you as
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part of this community. It's fantastic having Whimsical. It's one
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of my favorite shows to look forward to. Thank you
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every month. It is on the third Saturday of every month.
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Where can folks head two for tickets?
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Yeah, it's very simple, Just peak improv dot com and
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then you just go to buy tickets, very very simple,
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simple as that you'll find Whimsical right in there.
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They've made it easy with the Internet thirty years ago
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really coming along.
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I think.
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Jen will be back at the end of this Laughter
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and Legends episode to chat a little bit more, but
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for now, thank you so much for your time.
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Players.
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You find yourselves on a sure a pristine beach, a
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white claw opening.
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No, I said pristine, it's pristine. Yeah.
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The sand is pure and clean, the water blue, the
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sky blue.
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I should think of better descriptive words.
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As you're yeah, as you're blue, there's a there's lovely
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fluffy clouds. And you find yourselves wearing vacation beach attire.
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As you get up on the sand and look out
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over the rise, and you find your something a beautiful
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tropical island, thick lush jungle behind you, desert deserted island
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beach stretching all the way across to the left and
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the right. And as you, guys wake up, you are
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greeted by a very tan, beautiful elf wearing an all
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white suit, and also a little tiny bird person a
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ken Ku like a little raven, wear a white suit
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as well that matches, and they approach you as you've
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washed up on the shore with no memory of how
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you got here and they say, welcome, welcome to opulence.
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I am it's fine. I'm doing a Ricardo. It's a
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specific impression. I'm pretty sure it's fine. Is it fine?
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Excellent? That just freaked you out.
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Welcome, Welcome, my friends to your vacation away from your troubles,
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away from your adventures.
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I am doctor Martisse. This is Kenny, my associate. Kenny
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looks at you, Kenny, excus deellus. What is your name?
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Your vibe and your like beach vacation goals?
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Can I speak?
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That's what I just asked you to. Quarence starts flash.
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I'm a four.
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Forty four year old though I came from the mines, and.
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I really really Oh my friend, it's not like cool broever,
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I have so what's happening? I had a dream man
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like in a in a mine with my little dwarf
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guy or something. No money's chat. We will unpack all
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of this, I'm sure later. I didn't bring a suitcase, dude,
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I love that for you. All right, cool bro.
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What about you? The man of bats? I am so
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confused right now. We're on the same and I'm the
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world's greatest detective.
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I'm Batman. You're just literally bat I'm just Batman. I'm
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Batman put into a Dungeons and Dragon scenario.
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I have no follow up questions, you know, my lord,
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I have a lot of books about me.
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Parents. I believe very good, very good up top. Yeah,
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what's that moving down the line?
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You what up? Motherfuckers? My dad is Jackson D Handcock.
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I am twenty one years old. I am going into
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my senior year at Bay Room University, and I am
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a brother of the renowned fraternity Sigma Stigma Dick, and
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I am just here to crack open a cold one
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and fucking party.
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Woo whooh this got chess bump? Oh yeah, what a
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chess bump? And you on the air. My name is Coral.
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I recently traded my prints and my legs for a
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kick ass scene voice, and I guess I'm here to
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learn how to rhyme again, because I can think that
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I just can't rhyme.
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I think the Sea Witch kind of took that for
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me as a little gotcha.
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You know, there's always I gotcha. Of course that's up.
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And just to be clear for.
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Everyone anyone who might be listening, what's also like your class.
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If it made barred.
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I am a human vengeance paladin.
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I'm Batman. Stupid of me and well I like to
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hang looseen surf.
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You gotta give us a class, dude, class are you
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in geology?
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One? O? One?
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What's no?
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They kicked me out because I was biting the rocks
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like make stuff. I'm really good with making stuff, like
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like our artist artificers.
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Whatever.
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Dude, nothing about you is artificial.
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You kid me?
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Man, welcome, of course, let's me uh let me you
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if you would pass these down?
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Please wear these well you are these.
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Are edible, right, Please don't put them in your mouth.
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I got them from the thrift store.
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This is the first time Batman got laid since Ka Homes.
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Was two thousand and a. Oh man, you're on vacation now, man,
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it will happen. Yeah, happy, welcome. Well I just have
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gills now, so what does that mean? That seems like
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more holes than me. Wait? Sorry, anyway, Well you are
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now on vacation.
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You're free from your responsibilities, free from your worries. Don't
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even think about how you got here. On the side, limber,
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why it's so great and why we only have the
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word blue to describe.
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Things so blue exactly, So.
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Please enjoy yourselves, relax and make yourself at home. We
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have a sand castle building if you like. We have
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a surf contest.
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Yeah yea beach volleyball. I was expecting a reaction. Okay, okay, yeah,
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I'm in to a tempt to reaction. Fine, I'm in cool.
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And then later tonight.
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We will have a bonfire on the beach.
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Oohs and ohs.
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Forced that sounds super dope and not at all ominous.
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Anyway, make yourself at home, relax and enjoy opulence island.
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Thanks Rich. The little bird looks at you nervously. Kenny. Yeah,
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Rich and Kenny cool?
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You work up Pokemon or something, Kenny.
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Kenny, I need a new bombs You're kind of like
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a little bird. Guy that doesn't that follows orders? Kenny? Robin, No, oh,
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you say more than Kenny. He's cute. I say more
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than Kenny. Okay, Now you're just mocking me a piece
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of ship, Kenny, mocking you piece of ships?
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Okay, love Kenny, let's beat Okay you love Kitty, always
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gonna beat him up? No, Kitty, can I befriend you?
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Can you become my new Robin? Kenny, Matt Robin Kenny Kenny.
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I think he works for the beautiful guy is doctor Maltese.
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That was my name. I said it before, that's.
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Anyway, and I beat you fair well, and he vanishes
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in a cloud of sand.
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The sand settles just walking away.
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So what do you guys want to do.
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There's sand castles, there's the surf contests, there's the volley.
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A bucket sure, yeah, yeah, there's a budget. We can
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make sand castles.
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Yeahs yeah, I want to make a saying that sounds fun.
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Let's go to the same sand castles for us, dude, yeah, beautiful.
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So you guys walk down the beach and as you do,
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you see what looked like a small sand castle at
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the far side of the beach. You keep walking and
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it gets bigger and bigger, bigger, until you are at
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the foot of a towering sand structure.
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Small from away, but it's you.
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Yeah, it's like an optical illusion or some ship.
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As you approach this sand castle, uh, nights of armor
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standing around made of sand. These sand construct knights, they
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we olds pikes, and they point them at you.
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Who goes there? Sand flies out of their mouth. Dude,
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looks parts. Let's give him some water.
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Uh yeah, I have I have a a potion that
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like creates water, So I'm gonna give him some water.
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All right?
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Great, yeah, one of your this is one of your infusions,
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and this is just in your inventory.
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Just have this is just water in my inventory. And
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you're just calling it a potion. It's just water. I
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saw you potion. Go second, speaking of science, they call
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it h two oh.
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Brain, Oh my god, your potion again. He points his
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his stick made out of sand at you at the
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point the end of the halberd.
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Who goes there, I'm your bro Have a drink I
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opened in the throat in his mouth?
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All right, give me like a dexterity care Yeah plus two?
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That's a six. You you throw?
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The waters flies over his shoulder, hits the castle behind
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and damages the outside.
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Some of the castle wall melts off.
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Calm down, Calm down, he's gonna he's gonna say something.
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I feel like, what what's up? Him?
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And the other guards look behind them, look at the
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wall that you damaged, and point their spears at you.
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Again an affront of assault on the castle is.
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Each Yeah, just trying to be a broke.
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Let's take him to the queen, should we take him
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to the queen can. Apparently the knights are waiting stupider
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than I thought.
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Yeah, what she said?
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The two sand gates open before you, and imagine steed
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of a trail leading in a carpet of sand, pillars
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of sand. As they usher you and spear point into
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the castle. As you walk up, you notice everything in
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yours made of chandeliers, the floor, the walls.
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I want to ask them for a sandwich. Ask him,
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go ahead, there are hostages. What do you want? We want?
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We all want sandwich, sandwiches, sandwiches.
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Batman be the sandwich. Should we should we feed them?
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We always what do you think? Should we feed them?
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We are so very stupid? All right, all right? What
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kind of sandwich I want?
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I just want to make sure it's not a fish
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sandwich that feels cannibalistic.
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You're like the opposite of a pasctaria.
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I'm the opposite of a pescatarian, regular vegetarian. No, I
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think I eat other meats, just not fish.
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Yeah, it's kind of new to me. There's fish that
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eat other fish. Yes, okay, that turba.
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I'm just trying to be a detective over here, figure out.
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Out myself I feel like maybe if I met a
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fish that was like a total asshole.
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I might be okay with eating it.
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Otherwise, but then I don't want to take on that energy.
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What about the sting ray that killed Steeper? Would you
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eat that fish?
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Dude?
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Gnarl?
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Yeah?
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Maybe it's what a huge bummer this is?
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I have?
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We have sandwiches, yeah, okay.
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Not fish sandwiches.
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They hand you a platter of sand sandwiches. Okay, cool,
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doesn't seen.
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You get a bunch of sand in your mouth? Make
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a con sant.
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I don't know. He suld take damage from that scene.
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Oh it's another nine nine total nine.
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Yeah, you're gonna take You're gonna take some sand damage,
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internal organs five damage for you.
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Yeah, you're really missing out on the you went down.
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He took some sand. Sand? Why is your sand in
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my mouth? What do you have?
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We'll take you to the queen. I'm sure she'll understand
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what's going on with you. It's fine, Yes, yes, the
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sand queen the sand who's in a has the same
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We're not that excited about it, I guess anyway. Now
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they walk you up to a throne made of sand,
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where a woman made of sand wearing a cloak made
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of sand and a crown made.
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Of sand sits.
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She stands up, She stands up.
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You have slip in my presence. I'm sorry. It's hard
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to drink out of a coconut kill. Yes, we should
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kill you. I'm far from the fall. I'm the world's
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greatest detective.
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Actually, I've already figured out you're not actually a queen.
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I figured it out. I figured out, I got I
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got the clues.
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Do you all women are queens?
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Are you trying to convince her that you're not an idiot?
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And then she's not the queen? Yeah, that's what I'm convinced.
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Adrian Ersua should check DC one hundred. What does DC mean?
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That's how hard you have to roll one hundred out
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of a D twenty.
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Yeah, every roll the D one hundred now, sure, Yeah,
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I think I got a A plus.
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Three.
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Immediately all of the sad Nights descend upon you and
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start attacking sort of player furs.
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Ne pro game give over. So for this game, we.
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Are going to appease the Queen. For this, I will
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need one audience volunteer as well as to be our
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queen or four King Royal Majesty person, and then I'll need.
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A few other people.
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If they're interested in puns, they'd be interested in being.
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Our our ruler or leader.
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Just raiser hand anybody interested in being the ruler, leader
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into it.
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Decide things.
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I say the front, Yeah, come on down, give a
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red plus your name by the way, Limm. We also
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meet some other subjects, some of the sand Nights in
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this encounter, some of the NPCs. Is anybody interested in
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you just can be making like puns, jokes, dad jokes, groaners.
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If you're kind of into that, just give me, give
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me a hand.
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Come on up.
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Yeah, yeah, I see you one over here, come on up,
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yah platform.
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Yeah I see that as people.
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Yeah yeah, don't judge them.
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What's your all? Same by the.
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Brandon Patrick, give it a rare Patrick, I want to
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a lot here to the back. So the way this
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works is you are of the majesty, you are the
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sand Queen in this instance. So you're going to demand something.
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We'll get a suggestion from the audience about what you're demanding, uh,
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and you're going to ask us for it in your
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most regal voice, uh, condescendingly however you want, and we'll
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come forward to try and placate you. So we're gonna
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step forward and say, the framework for our jokes is
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always going to start with yes, your majesty and then
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some kind of pun here. So, for an example, if
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you were going to ask us for cheese, if the
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suggestion were cheese, I would have you say, bring me
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some cheese. Clap clap, okay, whatever, So test that out ahead.
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Bring me some cheese, bring me some cheese.
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Great, and we would come forward, Yes, your majesty, I'm
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sure it would be very good.
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Due that's the quality. That's the that's the example.
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And if you decide that a joke is truly offensive
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to you, you may eliminate somebody at.
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Least from that round.
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But if something is really is a standout, the winner
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of each suggestion, the best joke, that'll get a point.
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So it'll be us versus the other. The heroes here
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where the same nights.
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So that a'll make sense.
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Questions feel good X, We just need a suggestion, then
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something that's not cheese.
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What's another food? I don't know, pork but carbone? Okay?
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All right, you're gonna demand key lime pie before every
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after every joke, you're gonna demand more keyl and pie
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until you're satisfied.
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Sound good, go for it, give it an.
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Bring me some key lime pie.
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Yes, I brought this from the island south of Florida.
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I guess pie.
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Yes, your majesty.
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I put your key lime pie inside of a coconut
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because you put the lime in the your pie.
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Your majesty, I have found so many of these ways
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to get into the doors in the dungeon.
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So I put the ones in the pie.
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Fantastic.
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I know you like that, Yes, your majesty, nothing but
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the upper cross for you. Wow, fantastic A man who
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knows how to treat.
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Pie.
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Yes, your majesty, I'm having it brought in by several apes,
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and this one is Maranga tang.
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I am very pleased.
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Oh pie, thank you?
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Yes? Is that a point for us? This is a point? Great.
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Let's get another suggestion. What's something not a food but
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an object? Makes something in your house? Household items? You
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guys like bowling ball?
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Yeah?
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What was the other thing?
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I heard out your You don't even think paper bowling ball?
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You like her bowling ball?
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Bring me your finest bowling ball, Yes.
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Your majesty, I think this one will be right up
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your alley.
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Yes, your majesty, this is a strike for sure. Yes,
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your majesty.
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Can we just put.
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Your majesty, I'm afraid it's a very disgusting because my mind.
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Is in the gutter.
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Another bowling ball, Yes, your majesty, I swiped this from
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that turkey back there.
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Let's let's get something else. What is a what's an
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e bench? What's something that you might like attend or
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you know, could come to town?
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What's an event? That's all I heard you? What's the
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way when somebody did somebody say a pork product out there? Rodeo?
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Rodeo funeral? Your called the name.
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I'll take a rodeo, show me your finest rodeo, Yes.
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Your majesty, it's coming right away. It'll be here in
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about eight seconds.
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Yes, your majesty, but I just want to tell you
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this is bullshit.
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Another Yes, your majesty. You're sure to have a cow
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with this one.
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Your majesty, I've brought you a burg of complete with bacon.
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And onion rings, the finest rodeo in all the lad.
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Yes, your majesty, would you like to go there in
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the bronco?
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And I saved the kingdom budget. It only cost the book. Alright,
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you have two? Is it two to one? All right?
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So we get this could be the last one. Well,
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first of three is the winner. So let's go get
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one more suggestion. Potentially we could win too. Sorry, it's
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my first.
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All right.
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What is an occupation of job that he thinks I
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might be interesting? Maybe something you almost.
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Solar panel technicians? I like how specific that job?
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All right?
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Well, were you solar panel technicians?
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Bring me a solar panel technician?
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This is gonna hit the roof? No you you go ahead, Yes,
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your majesty, this one beaming. I hope you like this one.
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It's a tough sell, the solar cell.
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Yes, your majesty.
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Should I also bring you someone else that knocks on
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your doorway too early on a Sunday?
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Yes, your majesty, I shall bring you a variety a practical.
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Array as well. Make sure to stick around you guys
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can have a chance to win some rises. To give
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them another rabbit blo wow, alight you handily defeat the
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sand knights.
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Uh, and with nothing but sand left around you?
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Uh?
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The queen made of sands. Please look my sand nights.
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I spent so long making them look.
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Let me let me give you a symbol of my power.
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The one thing I have that's not made of sand,
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all right? Is that fair trade?
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And will spare my castle in my life?
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We wanted to first place. You were very rude. You
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know what. That's fair please. The only thing that gives
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me power on this island, the power of my station
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is this conch. It was weirdly.
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It was given me by a voidnamed Piggy. Yes, it's
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a weird literary reference and a callback to the pork
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stuff to.
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Very efficient. If you listen, you can really hear the
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ocean smoke bomb.
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All I can hear is a smoke bomb.
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You might have an upside down, but in any case,
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we're cool. Now.
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Is there anything that we can do to make recompense
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and serve you your majesty?
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My kingdom's in shambles. Really, it's just a little bit
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of a water spot in the front door.
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It's all good, washed away.
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Spot. And your guys is killed a bunch of nights.
499
00:30:35.160 --> 00:30:39.319
It's all right. Look, we're square. Why don't you just
500
00:30:39.319 --> 00:30:45.599
go enjoy your vacation somewhere else. Don't cry? Oh no,
501
00:30:46.359 --> 00:30:47.119
I tried.
502
00:30:48.319 --> 00:30:54.039
Let me by my friends.
503
00:30:54.839 --> 00:30:59.200
Well, so with the same castle destroyed. I guess, uh,
504
00:30:59.319 --> 00:31:03.559
you still have this contest. You could attend, or if
505
00:31:03.599 --> 00:31:05.759
you want, there's beach volleyball, or you can just kind
506
00:31:05.799 --> 00:31:08.880
of chill out. It's your vacation. Oh I totally forgot.
507
00:31:09.240 --> 00:31:22.880
Let me switch my crocs into vacation mood. Yeah.
508
00:31:22.920 --> 00:31:25.640
I don't like to see on the surfing That sounds danger.
509
00:31:25.759 --> 00:31:26.359
Are you kidding?
510
00:31:26.400 --> 00:31:30.960
That sounds sing contest?
511
00:31:31.279 --> 00:31:37.599
I once jumped over a shark. It wasn't an old
512
00:31:37.759 --> 00:31:39.319
sixties television show.
513
00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:46.079
You're not saying your typic way now? All right, So
514
00:31:46.119 --> 00:31:47.359
you guys heading for the surf contest.
515
00:31:47.440 --> 00:31:47.839
Wonderful.
516
00:31:47.880 --> 00:31:52.119
You head down the beach and there's a beautiful hell
517
00:31:52.799 --> 00:31:57.160
sitting on a rock polishing his surfboard, long flowing hair,
518
00:31:57.759 --> 00:32:01.640
tan abs, and a surf bowlord bleue as hell.
519
00:32:02.039 --> 00:32:04.519
Can I make a constitution saving throw for horniness?
520
00:32:05.400 --> 00:32:05.599
Yeah?
521
00:32:05.599 --> 00:32:17.559
All right? Wait? Why happy if he fails? You're so horny?
522
00:32:18.000 --> 00:32:21.680
I got a dirty twenty and you're trying to be
523
00:32:21.920 --> 00:32:24.480
horny or trying not to be. I think I'm trying
524
00:32:24.519 --> 00:32:25.240
not to be horny.
525
00:32:25.319 --> 00:32:32.000
Great, you're disgusted. You can tell that his personality is trash.
526
00:32:33.119 --> 00:32:34.599
It's just not very emotionally aware.
527
00:32:34.599 --> 00:32:35.400
I don't like that for you.
528
00:32:36.680 --> 00:32:40.319
It sounds like most of my frat ross.
529
00:32:39.400 --> 00:32:42.880
As this elf sees you approach, flowing his hair in
530
00:32:42.920 --> 00:32:44.759
the wind and waxing his board.
531
00:32:45.079 --> 00:32:47.400
Swallow, slow down there, y'all.
532
00:32:47.960 --> 00:32:52.039
This part of the bitch's for locals only. Okay, it's
533
00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:53.440
not for you.
534
00:32:53.440 --> 00:32:55.000
You just a bunch of tourists.
535
00:32:55.559 --> 00:32:58.119
As the greatest detective in the world, I've already figured
536
00:32:58.119 --> 00:32:59.960
out that you're actually not a local.
537
00:33:04.920 --> 00:33:07.960
Back up your clan, Mermaid.
538
00:33:08.039 --> 00:33:09.880
So I feel like I'm local to any beach.
539
00:33:10.119 --> 00:33:15.279
Oh, dirty baby, it's not recognizing my face.
540
00:33:18.000 --> 00:33:20.440
Identity, yeah, dirty twenty all.
541
00:33:20.400 --> 00:33:22.799
Right, yeah, you you can tell this guy is not
542
00:33:23.039 --> 00:33:23.519
a local.
543
00:33:23.799 --> 00:33:27.920
Uh, just based on he looks like a dick. I
544
00:33:27.960 --> 00:33:34.400
don't know. I'm the detective in the world. That was
545
00:33:34.440 --> 00:33:35.880
a very astute observation.
546
00:33:36.880 --> 00:33:39.519
Well all right, fine, so maybe I'm not a local,
547
00:33:39.920 --> 00:33:42.400
but this part of the beach belongs to me.
548
00:33:42.759 --> 00:33:46.440
A Streatyon Reres, the hottest stud on the beach.
549
00:33:47.400 --> 00:33:52.519
That it's elf, Silvan, That's what it is.
550
00:33:57.799 --> 00:34:01.759
I have knowledge and link, which is it's just my name,
551
00:34:01.839 --> 00:34:05.359
it doesn't it.
552
00:34:05.680 --> 00:34:07.960
Yeah, yeah, we're going to translate your name really fasten
553
00:34:07.960 --> 00:34:08.639
in front of you.
554
00:34:08.960 --> 00:34:13.159
I want to assert a claim against your claim to
555
00:34:13.199 --> 00:34:14.000
this part of the beach.
556
00:34:15.360 --> 00:34:18.719
Okay, yeah, because your name actually means yeah, I know elvish.
557
00:34:19.119 --> 00:34:22.159
Uh you're your name means big mountains.
558
00:34:24.159 --> 00:34:27.000
Big mountain is a cool dandy.
559
00:34:27.360 --> 00:34:29.119
Yeah, but you're out of your element.
560
00:34:28.800 --> 00:34:32.280
Dude, stupid. Well all right, you know what. You guys suck.
561
00:34:32.400 --> 00:34:35.639
But here's the deal. I can't in the surf contest.
562
00:34:36.800 --> 00:34:37.960
You don't have boards.
563
00:34:39.079 --> 00:34:43.000
I'm an artificer. I can make boards for dude.
564
00:34:43.159 --> 00:34:43.840
Can you do?
565
00:34:43.960 --> 00:34:44.079
You?
566
00:34:44.159 --> 00:34:44.760
Can? You what?
567
00:34:45.119 --> 00:34:45.519
Show me?
568
00:34:45.679 --> 00:34:48.000
Where? What? What are you talking about?
569
00:34:48.639 --> 00:34:52.519
There's a jungle behind us wood. We take the wood
570
00:34:52.679 --> 00:34:53.800
and we make boards.
571
00:34:54.159 --> 00:34:57.000
I would like to use a dolphin as my surfboard.
572
00:34:57.239 --> 00:34:59.119
Yeah, I already have a bat board in my in
573
00:34:59.159 --> 00:35:02.760
my utility, bell.
574
00:35:01.440 --> 00:35:03.159
I have I would like a surfboard.
575
00:35:03.239 --> 00:35:03.559
Chats.
576
00:35:03.840 --> 00:35:07.599
I have emissary of the sea, so I have aquatic beasts.
577
00:35:07.679 --> 00:35:09.800
Have extraordinary affinity with my people.
578
00:35:10.119 --> 00:35:12.599
Oh all right, So I would say I'm gonna say
579
00:35:12.599 --> 00:35:14.639
that you can't have a surfboard in your utility.
580
00:35:14.760 --> 00:35:17.320
Puch, so I don't know where we fits.
581
00:35:23.559 --> 00:35:32.360
Its books that you coral and says, all right, dolphins
582
00:35:32.400 --> 00:35:39.599
is allowed if you want to go go surfo surfo. Okay,
583
00:35:40.639 --> 00:35:41.519
you want to do it?
584
00:35:41.840 --> 00:35:42.440
Yeah?
585
00:35:42.639 --> 00:35:47.599
Sure, yeah, just to make a quick intimidation check here
586
00:35:47.599 --> 00:35:49.599
to see if if this this works, we'll do a
587
00:35:49.639 --> 00:35:51.400
contested little here.
588
00:35:54.639 --> 00:35:56.320
What do I add to that?
589
00:35:56.320 --> 00:35:58.840
It'll be your chrisma modifier. And if I don't think you're.
590
00:35:58.679 --> 00:36:04.039
Profession to just that, what of charisma? What's the modifier? Six?
591
00:36:04.480 --> 00:36:05.599
So six plus what you want?
592
00:36:05.760 --> 00:36:06.280
Fourteen?
593
00:36:06.760 --> 00:36:12.400
Oh dirty twenty, good to say, thirty twenty dirty twenty.
594
00:36:14.159 --> 00:36:16.480
My Nick is going to help me with my surfboard.
595
00:36:17.920 --> 00:36:20.119
Lot a real toll, Mi Nick?
596
00:36:21.559 --> 00:36:24.400
All right with the with that you're sixteen. You do
597
00:36:24.800 --> 00:36:30.039
successfully break the fragile ego of Astridian Rex as he's like,
598
00:36:30.840 --> 00:36:33.719
whatever wackys surf against them?
599
00:36:33.800 --> 00:36:34.199
Shut up.
600
00:36:36.000 --> 00:36:41.480
A bunch of of other path alves show up with
601
00:36:41.679 --> 00:36:44.239
tiny surfboards and they're gonna surf.
602
00:36:44.119 --> 00:36:46.119
Against you in the surf contest. We're gonna play another
603
00:36:46.199 --> 00:36:50.440
prop game. Yeah for us. Here he's found the way
604
00:36:50.480 --> 00:36:52.119
to make your surfboards.
605
00:36:53.400 --> 00:37:00.480
On making surfboard, crafting crafting surfboard. Okay, yeah, you you
606
00:37:00.519 --> 00:37:02.280
know what for for that, I'll give you an extra
607
00:37:02.320 --> 00:37:03.199
life in this next game.
608
00:37:03.280 --> 00:37:06.559
Okay? Is that fair? Oh? He's gentleman.
609
00:37:06.639 --> 00:37:16.559
After all, algue, We're gonna get some some volunteers here
610
00:37:16.599 --> 00:37:19.639
as well. We're gonna play a game called channel surfing.
611
00:37:20.079 --> 00:37:22.960
Anybody old have used to have a TV that was regular?
612
00:37:23.079 --> 00:37:27.079
Yeah makes noise?
613
00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:32.000
You're old and had a TV? Makes some noise, if
614
00:37:32.000 --> 00:37:38.119
you know what is it? Okay, just I figured they'd
615
00:37:38.159 --> 00:37:42.360
be different. All right, So I'm gonna need let's get
616
00:37:42.480 --> 00:37:45.280
like two people up from the audience. They're just gonna
617
00:37:45.320 --> 00:37:49.480
be I need to tell a story. Yeah, yeah, running.
618
00:37:52.760 --> 00:38:06.079
For Julia whatever the cowboy.
619
00:38:06.840 --> 00:38:07.440
All right, So.
620
00:38:09.119 --> 00:38:12.639
We are going to be describing. We're gonna be doing
621
00:38:12.679 --> 00:38:15.079
like a little little piece of a TV show here
622
00:38:15.119 --> 00:38:17.559
for you. However, each one of you is going to
623
00:38:17.599 --> 00:38:20.400
represent a different channel. Uh, so that each of you
624
00:38:20.400 --> 00:38:22.800
can have kind of a different genre or specific channel
625
00:38:22.840 --> 00:38:24.920
of television that you want, Like if you want to
626
00:38:24.960 --> 00:38:27.639
do the weather channel or something like that, I'll let
627
00:38:27.679 --> 00:38:31.679
you pick your own channeling. So you'll tell us in
628
00:38:31.679 --> 00:38:34.880
a minute episode you have a chance to think think
629
00:38:34.920 --> 00:38:37.119
of a channel, maybe say too much time watching and
630
00:38:37.119 --> 00:38:39.760
you could really embody the voice of that channel.
631
00:38:39.760 --> 00:38:40.039
Okay.
632
00:38:40.960 --> 00:38:43.440
While they are doing that and thinking about it, let
633
00:38:43.440 --> 00:38:45.960
me get a suggestion for the name of a TV
634
00:38:46.000 --> 00:38:48.639
show that does not exist. What is the title of
635
00:38:48.679 --> 00:38:50.800
a show that maybe you'd like to see? Or is
636
00:38:50.840 --> 00:38:51.679
just sense made up for?
637
00:38:51.800 --> 00:38:52.880
What? Give me some titles?
638
00:38:52.880 --> 00:38:58.639
Why is it always like that?
639
00:38:59.199 --> 00:39:00.679
Always? Like Patrick?
640
00:39:03.079 --> 00:39:03.400
Alright?
641
00:39:03.440 --> 00:39:07.000
Why when we wrote that with the show, let's go
642
00:39:07.119 --> 00:39:09.039
on really quickly. You guys have to hear your channels
643
00:39:09.079 --> 00:39:11.599
in mind. All right, let's you what channel are you
644
00:39:11.559 --> 00:39:11.880
going to be?
645
00:39:26.800 --> 00:39:28.159
I'm gonna do TV LAMB?
646
00:39:28.320 --> 00:39:36.119
Okay, lovely, Nick Junior, Is Turner Classic movies too close
647
00:39:36.159 --> 00:39:36.920
to TV LAMB?
648
00:39:37.800 --> 00:39:41.519
Because I don't think it is. Yeah, I'm hearing No,
649
00:39:41.639 --> 00:39:43.400
it's not. And if you can make the voice different enough,
650
00:39:43.519 --> 00:39:47.519
it's fine. I will require that static does try and
651
00:39:47.639 --> 00:39:51.559
further the story the best of your ability.
652
00:39:52.760 --> 00:39:59.000
You can't justice yet. So this is an elimination game.
653
00:39:59.119 --> 00:40:02.599
So what's gonna happen in we're all telling the same story,
654
00:40:02.639 --> 00:40:05.079
which is again the name of the show is Why
655
00:40:05.159 --> 00:40:06.000
is it always like that?
656
00:40:06.079 --> 00:40:07.599
Why is it always like that? Okay?
657
00:40:07.920 --> 00:40:10.679
So wherever someone, whenever I'm pointing at you, you will
658
00:40:10.719 --> 00:40:13.639
be the person describing that show. Whenever I leave, you'll
659
00:40:13.679 --> 00:40:16.960
stop talking. And so if you pointed you mid sentence
660
00:40:17.079 --> 00:40:18.840
or even big word, I want you to pick up
661
00:40:19.000 --> 00:40:21.920
where the last person left off. If this gets messed up,
662
00:40:21.920 --> 00:40:24.039
the grammar doesn't make sense. There's too long a pause.
663
00:40:24.039 --> 00:40:25.000
They're thinking about.
664
00:40:24.800 --> 00:40:25.320
It too long.
665
00:40:25.599 --> 00:40:31.360
We can all go and yell canceled. Yeah, so let's
666
00:40:31.360 --> 00:40:33.159
practice that on the count of three, will yell canceled?
667
00:40:33.159 --> 00:40:33.320
One?
668
00:40:33.320 --> 00:40:36.599
Two, Three's powerful.
669
00:40:36.159 --> 00:40:46.320
And we support canceled culture. All right, everybody understand any
670
00:40:46.400 --> 00:40:49.039
questions right, name of the show? One more time?
671
00:40:49.320 --> 00:40:53.000
Why is it always like that? Season one? We're gonna
672
00:40:53.000 --> 00:40:54.920
start on this and give them end the plus.
673
00:40:58.360 --> 00:41:01.079
Say, why can't a dame get a job out here?
674
00:41:01.880 --> 00:41:06.199
I've gone to secretarial school. I know how to make
675
00:41:06.639 --> 00:41:10.239
a fun day for everyone. First, we're going to have
676
00:41:10.280 --> 00:41:13.480
an adventure in the forest. We're gonna go with all
677
00:41:13.519 --> 00:41:20.440
of our friends. Come on, monkey.
678
00:41:19.360 --> 00:41:21.039
At this dearrel with my kids.
679
00:41:21.599 --> 00:41:28.519
And there was like lemurs crawling everywhere, and I was like.
680
00:41:29.440 --> 00:41:32.960
All, we're moving on up, moving on up to the
681
00:41:33.039 --> 00:41:37.840
east side, moving on up to a d louxe apartment with.
682
00:41:38.079 --> 00:41:43.159
The alien's head secretly landed and created pods for the
683
00:41:43.199 --> 00:41:47.599
body snatchers to come out of. Every time the monkey.
684
00:41:47.840 --> 00:41:59.880
Shoo, hey, mean head, why are you mumbling at me?
685
00:42:01.000 --> 00:42:01.559
Get out of.
686
00:42:03.239 --> 00:42:06.559
Fun, little guy, It's time for us to walk to
687
00:42:06.760 --> 00:42:07.440
the forest.
688
00:42:07.679 --> 00:42:09.920
We're gonna have to across the creaky.
689
00:42:09.679 --> 00:42:12.199
Bridge until we find on Martini.
690
00:42:14.599 --> 00:42:17.480
Laura next gotta have this little coop glass in order
691
00:42:17.480 --> 00:42:23.000
to sell these misters of a thin man. But looking
692
00:42:23.039 --> 00:42:27.280
into my house and I was like, no, you can't
693
00:42:27.280 --> 00:42:29.880
be looking in here. This is pride a property, and
694
00:42:30.000 --> 00:42:32.039
I am going to sue you if you come here again.
695
00:42:32.280 --> 00:42:37.639
Again with your double, your doppelganger. That's not acceptable. We
696
00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:41.199
have to eliminate all the humans that are plumbing around.
697
00:42:41.599 --> 00:42:45.000
Oh, the humans are coming around and striping our Thanks.
698
00:42:47.199 --> 00:42:56.280
Sun Tuesday, wenas good to us, name of the show
699
00:42:56.320 --> 00:42:57.199
one more time.
700
00:42:59.239 --> 00:43:00.480
Season two.
701
00:43:02.079 --> 00:43:06.280
You know, I didn't think that Christmas would be like this,
702
00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:09.079
appreciate this.
703
00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:11.719
We're gonna celebrate.
704
00:43:14.679 --> 00:43:19.559
The funness for all of us. But everybody celebrates Christmas.
705
00:43:20.400 --> 00:43:26.519
Some people celebrate Hanakha and like that's fine. Some people
706
00:43:26.559 --> 00:43:28.400
celebrate Kwansa and that's also fine.
707
00:43:28.559 --> 00:43:30.960
But losing limbs is no joke.
708
00:43:31.840 --> 00:43:35.719
When the lizard people came in and they removed all
709
00:43:35.800 --> 00:43:44.840
of the organs, the monkeys then tried to eat them.
710
00:43:45.159 --> 00:43:46.679
Can you just keep doing the story about yourself?
711
00:43:50.920 --> 00:43:55.880
Everybody eats something different. What do bears eat? They eat fish?
712
00:43:56.159 --> 00:43:57.239
Can you say fish?
713
00:43:57.679 --> 00:43:58.079
Fish?
714
00:43:59.719 --> 00:43:59.840
Oh?
715
00:44:00.039 --> 00:44:01.360
You're taking I'm taking over.
716
00:44:02.800 --> 00:44:06.639
From the sea where Atlantis was. That's where the aliens
717
00:44:06.719 --> 00:44:10.159
hid in their mothership. And every time the fish would
718
00:44:10.159 --> 00:44:12.960
try to swim up to the people, they would bring
719
00:44:13.039 --> 00:44:15.800
with them loads and loads.
720
00:44:15.400 --> 00:44:22.760
Of a mass.
721
00:44:23.360 --> 00:44:24.639
Will be this elderly man.
722
00:44:25.239 --> 00:44:28.480
He was going to take us.
723
00:44:28.559 --> 00:44:35.000
Cares all right?
724
00:44:35.119 --> 00:44:39.719
Name of the show one more time? What season three?
725
00:44:41.280 --> 00:44:45.559
This time the humans weren't taking any chances. They created
726
00:44:45.679 --> 00:44:49.800
laser defense systems to work the fish people coming out
727
00:44:49.800 --> 00:44:52.039
from Atlanta.
728
00:44:52.719 --> 00:45:01.039
Systems. I'm gonna says, I think, look, get everything right.
729
00:45:01.519 --> 00:45:02.840
I just can't watch it anymore.
730
00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:12.760
Why always he's in four season?
731
00:45:13.440 --> 00:45:16.639
Sometimes things happen we don't understand why.
732
00:45:17.440 --> 00:45:20.679
I don't know why mad at me married.
733
00:45:22.639 --> 00:45:27.039
Your smile looks like it's filled with robot teeth.
734
00:45:28.639 --> 00:45:31.800
Sometimes we lose our teeth and then the tooth theory
735
00:45:32.280 --> 00:45:33.159
will eat you.
736
00:45:35.280 --> 00:45:38.039
And that is how they get their special powers.
737
00:45:39.000 --> 00:45:41.800
And that's when the big bad man comes.
738
00:45:44.079 --> 00:45:47.239
To building.
739
00:45:47.840 --> 00:45:49.519
And then you can tell your parents.
740
00:45:49.840 --> 00:45:54.719
Stranger Game all the way to the next planet, where
741
00:45:54.719 --> 00:45:56.000
they would create.
742
00:45:55.920 --> 00:46:01.800
Their favorite kind of pie, whatever kind.
743
00:46:01.599 --> 00:46:03.880
Of pie you want to kill.
744
00:46:05.559 --> 00:46:08.920
Thrown into the sea, and the Atlanta's will finally rise
745
00:46:09.000 --> 00:46:13.119
up again, and then the fish people will eat you alive.
746
00:46:14.320 --> 00:46:17.039
But that's okay because you can go in there tummy
747
00:46:17.079 --> 00:46:21.639
and have a nice tarty.
748
00:46:19.880 --> 00:46:30.559
I don't think that's a Turner classic movie, all right.
749
00:46:31.199 --> 00:46:33.239
You guys are both in the same piece. You guys
750
00:46:33.239 --> 00:46:34.480
are the winners that heroes win.
751
00:46:34.679 --> 00:46:34.719
You.
752
00:46:39.800 --> 00:46:41.239
I know you didn't even need it. Your a sci
753
00:46:41.239 --> 00:46:42.800
fi was spot on. You watched a lot of sci
754
00:46:42.800 --> 00:46:47.320
fi I'll kills people in Atlantis.
755
00:46:46.360 --> 00:46:49.039
That it was giving a little bit engine aliens.
756
00:46:49.400 --> 00:46:51.679
Is it okay to call some people fish people?
757
00:46:51.719 --> 00:46:59.920
I don't know, cancel, sorry, cat Atlantis had five seasons,
758
00:47:00.119 --> 00:47:00.519
have you know?
759
00:47:00.920 --> 00:47:05.000
So you guys weave at the surf contest, the dolphin
760
00:47:05.400 --> 00:47:09.760
and your homemade surfboard. Uh stream you to victory. You
761
00:47:09.760 --> 00:47:16.480
guys do all kinds of cool surf tricks, hanging ten kickflips, whatever.
762
00:47:16.800 --> 00:47:19.800
It's all surf tasted and great. Uh.
763
00:47:19.840 --> 00:47:25.039
And at the end, exhausted Astridian Rex washes ashore seaweed
764
00:47:25.159 --> 00:47:26.719
covering him.
765
00:47:26.880 --> 00:47:29.559
I'm not the hottest dude on the beach anymore.
766
00:47:30.000 --> 00:47:30.679
What dde?
767
00:47:30.840 --> 00:47:33.400
You're still totally righteous, man?
768
00:47:33.719 --> 00:47:35.599
Yeah, I'll still make out with you if you want.
769
00:47:37.599 --> 00:47:42.159
I wasn't picking up that fun even a little. I
770
00:47:42.360 --> 00:47:43.480
just got here.
771
00:47:44.480 --> 00:47:47.079
You have two options. You can make out with this
772
00:47:47.119 --> 00:47:51.519
guy or make out with the fish lad He would
773
00:47:51.639 --> 00:47:54.920
make out as well. I haven't fucked anybody since Katie Home.
774
00:47:57.840 --> 00:47:59.480
That was two thousand and eight.
775
00:48:01.079 --> 00:48:06.000
Imagine how good I am and how long I'm gonna last.
776
00:48:07.239 --> 00:48:10.280
I so appreciate you guys like still wanting to fuck
777
00:48:10.320 --> 00:48:11.119
me even after.
778
00:48:10.960 --> 00:48:12.400
I didn't say fuck.
779
00:48:12.800 --> 00:48:14.760
I'm not sure I know how to do that with
780
00:48:14.800 --> 00:48:15.880
the new equipment.
781
00:48:18.719 --> 00:48:23.280
Let's just take a quick poll. Who wants to fuck?
782
00:48:25.440 --> 00:48:29.079
Making out? Why don't we eliminated because we want to funk.
783
00:48:30.960 --> 00:48:33.000
I'm just I think you guys are the hottest ones
784
00:48:33.039 --> 00:48:35.440
on the beach nest. You should have my my symbol
785
00:48:35.480 --> 00:48:41.000
of vanity you see myself? Is that truly the selflessness
786
00:48:41.000 --> 00:48:42.039
of your sacrifice?
787
00:48:42.039 --> 00:48:42.280
Man?
788
00:48:42.440 --> 00:48:43.039
That's cool.
789
00:48:43.480 --> 00:48:45.360
Yeah, it's pretty cool anyway.
790
00:48:45.760 --> 00:48:50.760
You don't want to fuck so? Oh it's Bruce Wayne.
791
00:48:52.960 --> 00:49:02.519
That's a secret, dude, let him so.
792
00:49:02.599 --> 00:49:07.119
Now, with the Stridium recks demoralized, the sand Queen turned
793
00:49:07.119 --> 00:49:09.800
into a pile of sand, you have your counch in
794
00:49:09.840 --> 00:49:14.199
your mirror. All that's left before the bonfire tonight is
795
00:49:14.559 --> 00:49:18.079
the beach volleyball happening just down the way.
796
00:49:19.079 --> 00:49:22.559
Dude, I'm sensing a pattern that, like our vacation is
797
00:49:22.760 --> 00:49:23.840
racking a bunch.
798
00:49:23.559 --> 00:49:27.119
Of people, I'm sensing a pattern that our vacation is
799
00:49:27.159 --> 00:49:29.119
about to end because this is the third act.
800
00:49:31.000 --> 00:49:34.480
I totally don't get that man's.
801
00:49:34.639 --> 00:49:36.599
I just don't know how good I'm going to be
802
00:49:36.639 --> 00:49:39.119
at beach volleyball since I don't have legs.
803
00:49:39.679 --> 00:49:42.159
We'll help you out, sis, Yeah, like will carry you
804
00:49:42.199 --> 00:49:44.920
on our back or whatever. Actually, you know what I have.
805
00:49:45.440 --> 00:49:50.679
I have these bat legs, and my utility started plating him.
806
00:49:50.719 --> 00:49:57.960
Now I'm healthy. Yeah, you got one leg, I got
807
00:50:00.239 --> 00:50:02.559
leg the other leg.
808
00:50:02.880 --> 00:50:05.599
All right, before you just decide this is what's happening,
809
00:50:07.159 --> 00:50:09.880
give me, give me a con save batman to see
810
00:50:09.880 --> 00:50:10.599
if you can inflict.
811
00:50:10.840 --> 00:50:14.480
I'll let you give him advantage. So because I helped blows,
812
00:50:14.519 --> 00:50:18.719
you help blow. Hear that mining I helped blow.
813
00:50:21.400 --> 00:50:22.079
Performance.
814
00:50:22.800 --> 00:50:26.320
This is going to be a constant a constitution efficiency
815
00:50:26.320 --> 00:50:28.199
in there you get a little bonus, but otherwise it's
816
00:50:28.239 --> 00:50:31.239
your constitution seventeen.
817
00:50:32.719 --> 00:50:33.880
I didn't help that much.
818
00:50:34.639 --> 00:50:40.840
You guys didn't The legs and yeah, no problem, Coral
819
00:50:40.920 --> 00:50:44.920
can play on beach volleyball. Uh, you guys head over
820
00:50:44.960 --> 00:50:46.559
to the quarters. There anything else you guys need to
821
00:50:46.559 --> 00:50:47.039
do to prep?
822
00:50:47.159 --> 00:50:50.079
Yeah? Yeah, I got a shotgun this coke.
823
00:50:51.039 --> 00:50:54.679
Wait, don't you going to actually shot Could that be
824
00:50:54.800 --> 00:50:55.440
rad if you did?
825
00:50:55.599 --> 00:50:58.360
I've never seen anybody shot gun it soda. Yeah.
826
00:50:59.360 --> 00:51:03.400
Well, I came from northern California and I kind of
827
00:51:03.480 --> 00:51:06.400
appropriated southern California coke culture.
828
00:51:06.440 --> 00:51:09.360
So I'm just gonna do this. That's not it's not
829
00:51:09.480 --> 00:51:13.000
the same. That was literally half a sep.
830
00:51:13.159 --> 00:51:14.079
You know, you.
831
00:51:13.880 --> 00:51:16.079
Speak your truth broad, I don't speak money.
832
00:51:17.679 --> 00:51:20.119
Well, I actually am feeling right now, I'm feeling a
833
00:51:20.119 --> 00:51:23.199
little under the weather like I I truly, I'm just
834
00:51:23.280 --> 00:51:26.239
not feeling like we can do this last leg of
835
00:51:26.280 --> 00:51:30.159
this trip without some kind of musical inspiration.
836
00:51:31.440 --> 00:51:33.320
Right, Yeah, I did my guitar.
837
00:51:34.400 --> 00:51:36.480
I am going to use my inspiration.
838
00:51:37.880 --> 00:51:39.440
Can I use inspiration?
839
00:51:42.199 --> 00:51:47.320
That's what I was implying. Can you turn that music down?
840
00:51:47.679 --> 00:51:48.960
It's competing with my.
841
00:51:51.079 --> 00:51:54.320
Can you beat these? You're allergic to?
842
00:51:54.360 --> 00:52:08.760
Coconut?
843
00:52:12.719 --> 00:52:14.480
This is my favorite one she does. Hold up, guys,
844
00:52:14.519 --> 00:52:30.360
it's coming. Ah, everybody you know this one about.
845
00:52:30.159 --> 00:52:56.840
Jesus God I hate that bar listens by up back
846
00:52:56.880 --> 00:53:34.400
to the chorus, My f heart, you know.
847
00:53:34.360 --> 00:53:37.400
What I feel like? Maybe I could play volleyball. Now, all,
848
00:53:38.559 --> 00:53:39.760
who were you trying to inspire?
849
00:53:39.800 --> 00:53:39.840
This?
850
00:53:39.960 --> 00:53:41.679
To be clear, which which person do you want to
851
00:53:41.679 --> 00:53:43.239
give your your inspiration dice to?
852
00:53:43.599 --> 00:53:46.119
Oh, I just have to pick one.
853
00:53:48.199 --> 00:53:48.840
Let's go.
854
00:53:49.960 --> 00:53:52.800
Let's go with this one, this one.
855
00:53:52.840 --> 00:53:55.719
I'm here next to me, I'm Jackson.
856
00:53:56.679 --> 00:53:58.960
And then on top of that distance, I'm the one
857
00:53:59.000 --> 00:54:03.480
with bardic inspiration, and I will cast blessed on these three.
858
00:54:03.920 --> 00:54:05.280
Yeah. Oh, snap is right.
859
00:54:06.559 --> 00:54:11.039
It was the first time Batman's been blessed. Thank you.
860
00:54:11.159 --> 00:54:16.920
I normally just have dead parents. You're optimist.
861
00:54:16.960 --> 00:54:19.719
You're not blessed when their parents are dead.
862
00:54:19.800 --> 00:54:21.079
It's okay, my parents are dead.
863
00:54:21.079 --> 00:54:26.239
To me, that makes sense. They're not accepting you for
864
00:54:26.320 --> 00:54:27.400
who you are, Jackson.
865
00:54:27.519 --> 00:54:30.840
Thank you, and who you are is I mean, we
866
00:54:30.880 --> 00:54:32.440
all know who you actually are.
867
00:54:33.119 --> 00:54:36.039
What He's the greatest detective in the world.
868
00:54:36.119 --> 00:54:38.400
I'm the greatest detective in the world. I've already deciphered
869
00:54:38.599 --> 00:54:40.920
you're local. You're deeply closeted.
870
00:54:42.920 --> 00:54:43.400
Dude.
871
00:54:43.880 --> 00:54:46.760
How did you know because you wanted to fuck that
872
00:54:46.880 --> 00:54:53.679
elf guy like I did? So deeply no, No, I'm
873
00:54:53.719 --> 00:54:55.840
the greatest detective. It's real deep.
874
00:54:56.000 --> 00:54:57.800
Look I'm away from the BAM right now, I can
875
00:54:57.800 --> 00:54:59.039
do whatever the fuck I want.
876
00:54:59.239 --> 00:55:10.079
That explains the Chess book. Right along.
877
00:55:14.440 --> 00:55:17.360
You can lend yourselves at the beach mootheyball court where
878
00:55:17.360 --> 00:55:23.760
a goliath stands over the court, bouncing the volleyball up
879
00:55:23.800 --> 00:55:27.719
and down, and he holds in his hand a very
880
00:55:27.760 --> 00:55:29.760
obnoxious and see if this works at all.
881
00:55:35.719 --> 00:55:39.199
Be careful. No splashing over there, guys. There's no water here.
882
00:55:39.239 --> 00:55:42.280
Bro I hain't no metaphorical splashing over there, guys.
883
00:55:43.280 --> 00:55:46.639
All I do is metaphorically splash.
884
00:55:46.679 --> 00:55:48.719
I've already yelled it out, so I'm committed to this.
885
00:55:49.639 --> 00:55:53.480
I also literally splash.
886
00:55:53.519 --> 00:55:55.360
Look, you guys, I don't know if you guys are
887
00:55:55.360 --> 00:55:58.440
big enough or strong enough to play a volleyball with us.
888
00:55:58.480 --> 00:55:59.000
Okay you can.
889
00:55:59.039 --> 00:56:00.800
Maybe you could sit on the side headlines over there
890
00:56:00.800 --> 00:56:01.280
with Kenny.
891
00:56:01.559 --> 00:56:06.960
He's just watching. I saw the movie Splash. Okay, you're
892
00:56:07.079 --> 00:56:08.920
too old to play.
893
00:56:09.280 --> 00:56:13.599
Not a single person whose audience understood that.
894
00:56:15.320 --> 00:56:16.719
I got you.
895
00:56:18.199 --> 00:56:21.800
We only do a different Tom Hanks movie here.
896
00:56:25.800 --> 00:56:28.800
Because of the volleyball. Yeah, shut up, just go sit
897
00:56:28.840 --> 00:56:30.639
on the sideline. Let's you can prove that's how you are.
898
00:56:30.719 --> 00:56:33.239
You know what, dude, I don't like your attitude.
899
00:56:33.800 --> 00:56:35.840
What everyone loves my attitude.
900
00:56:36.960 --> 00:56:40.280
I think that we are strong enough to play volleyball.
901
00:56:40.400 --> 00:56:46.280
Guess what you're talking about, bro, Yeah, I gotta Batman man.
902
00:56:46.480 --> 00:56:51.039
He's motherfucking Batman. He's gonna You're gonna need to prove it. Okay,
903
00:56:51.159 --> 00:56:55.920
who to prove that I'm Batman? Prove that you're strong? Okay?
904
00:56:56.480 --> 00:56:58.920
I got a big rock over here. Well, but we
905
00:56:58.960 --> 00:57:04.239
also have the strength of friendshipte. Yeah, can't lift the rock,
906
00:57:04.320 --> 00:57:10.320
but Batman can. Right, I'll consider that. I told you
907
00:57:10.440 --> 00:57:13.480
I blunt dat in geology. Man, I can lift rocks.
908
00:57:14.159 --> 00:57:16.480
If you guys can lift that rock, I'll I guess
909
00:57:16.519 --> 00:57:17.360
we'll play against you.
910
00:57:17.400 --> 00:57:20.239
But you got proved how strong you are. Hey, look
911
00:57:20.320 --> 00:57:21.199
I picked up a rock.
912
00:57:22.719 --> 00:57:25.119
This one went over here he points like a boulder.
913
00:57:25.199 --> 00:57:25.960
That's like this top.
914
00:57:26.199 --> 00:57:29.800
You mean athletics, Yeah, what I got to the athletics.
915
00:57:29.840 --> 00:57:32.480
But you have your bartic inspiration if you've got it,
916
00:57:32.519 --> 00:57:34.559
and you also, I'm blessed.
917
00:57:34.599 --> 00:57:36.920
What does the blessed give me? D four on top
918
00:57:36.960 --> 00:57:41.760
of your Are we lifting together? Are you? Yeah?
919
00:57:41.800 --> 00:57:48.559
We're listening here together because of freak twenty four O fourteen.
920
00:57:49.519 --> 00:57:54.800
Except nineteen Wait, but I didn't do the you can
921
00:57:54.840 --> 00:57:59.679
add it was nineteen plus four dude, twenty three? Cool
922
00:57:59.760 --> 00:58:05.360
bro your athletics. What did you roll?
923
00:58:06.000 --> 00:58:06.119
Not?
924
00:58:06.199 --> 00:58:09.519
Well, that's all right, we got you SI, I got
925
00:58:09.519 --> 00:58:10.280
a total seven.
926
00:58:11.480 --> 00:58:13.920
Okay, collectively there were I think three of you got
927
00:58:14.000 --> 00:58:14.639
over twenty.
928
00:58:14.760 --> 00:58:17.280
Is that right? I got fourteen fourteen? Oh so two?
929
00:58:17.559 --> 00:58:19.199
Close enough? Okay?
930
00:58:19.280 --> 00:58:23.360
All right, Batman and Coral, you guys provide moral support.
931
00:58:24.239 --> 00:58:26.480
That's only what Batman does in the Justice League.
932
00:58:26.639 --> 00:58:30.239
Yeah, it shows that you're growing growing.
933
00:58:31.559 --> 00:58:36.480
Jackson and Chad, you guys, grab this boulder. Chad, my
934
00:58:36.719 --> 00:58:44.519
dad is Chad. Chas chat wax out of your ear.
935
00:58:46.960 --> 00:58:48.519
I will change your name in the sheet.
936
00:58:50.400 --> 00:58:56.119
I feel like I'm stuck between two of the same characters.
937
00:58:56.880 --> 00:59:00.199
I totally get it. My name is Jackson. By odd
938
00:59:00.280 --> 00:59:00.880
name is Jacks.
939
00:59:01.480 --> 00:59:07.280
So that was really good, you guys.
940
00:59:07.360 --> 00:59:15.599
More saw us throw the rock reallyefar.
941
00:59:16.239 --> 00:59:21.119
It flies up into the very blue sky, so blue,
942
00:59:21.239 --> 00:59:27.280
and then it lands with a big look at in
943
00:59:27.360 --> 00:59:32.440
the berry blue ocean. And with that, this goliath nods
944
00:59:32.519 --> 00:59:36.199
a you all right, we can ball.
945
00:59:38.000 --> 00:59:39.360
Let me get my crew up here.
946
00:59:39.440 --> 00:59:42.840
I need to beefy orcs and we're gonna we're gonna
947
00:59:42.880 --> 00:59:43.840
smash you guys.
948
00:59:44.920 --> 00:59:46.559
Wait, wait smashing.
949
01:00:03.719 --> 01:00:05.639
I could use three or four people want to play.
950
01:00:05.639 --> 01:00:08.360
All you're gonna be doing is describing what you're doing
951
01:00:08.400 --> 01:00:09.239
in different ways.
952
01:00:09.440 --> 01:00:10.599
So I just kind of you'll.
953
01:00:10.400 --> 01:00:12.480
Be doing some a little bit of physical activity, but
954
01:00:12.480 --> 01:00:14.519
another crazy you're interested in raising hand?
955
01:00:14.639 --> 01:00:15.360
Anybody want to play?
956
01:00:15.400 --> 01:00:18.280
Yeah? I see you hand over there? Anyone else? Anyone else?
957
01:00:18.360 --> 01:00:19.239
Yeah, come on up?
958
01:00:19.880 --> 01:00:21.880
Perfect play again?
959
01:00:22.239 --> 01:00:22.440
Cool?
960
01:00:22.440 --> 01:00:30.320
All right, get time around the flaster. All right, So
961
01:00:30.400 --> 01:00:31.639
this is a game called hey look at me? What
962
01:00:31.639 --> 01:00:33.679
are you gonna strategizing for the same proud game.
963
01:00:35.519 --> 01:00:38.119
You can't pre pro guys, we.
964
01:00:40.440 --> 01:00:43.599
Were actually were I just pre propped a little.
965
01:00:47.239 --> 01:00:50.880
Over one time. I get a little pretty proper.
966
01:00:56.159 --> 01:00:58.199
The way this game works is one player from each
967
01:00:58.239 --> 01:00:59.960
team will sort of step forward to the center.
968
01:01:00.119 --> 01:01:04.840
So if you wouldn't that what's your name by the way, La, Laura, Kyle, Julia,
969
01:01:11.239 --> 01:01:13.199
Laura and Megan, you guys would step forward.
970
01:01:13.880 --> 01:01:15.679
So you guys are gonna be We'll get a suggestion
971
01:01:15.760 --> 01:01:18.679
for a physical action that's gonna be easy and repeatable
972
01:01:18.840 --> 01:01:20.719
that you guys can do. You're gonna keep doing that
973
01:01:20.800 --> 01:01:22.880
same physical action over and over again, and you're gonna
974
01:01:22.920 --> 01:01:25.920
go back and forth describing what it is that you're doing.
975
01:01:26.239 --> 01:01:40.039
Before that, we'll get some eximple but the you'll say, hey,
976
01:01:40.079 --> 01:01:42.920
look at me, uh, every time that it's your turn,
977
01:01:43.199 --> 01:01:45.440
and then you'll describe what you're doing. So the same
978
01:01:45.480 --> 01:01:47.599
physical action over and over again, you might say, hey,
979
01:01:47.599 --> 01:01:49.719
look at me, I'm fishing, and then when it comes
980
01:01:49.719 --> 01:01:58.840
back to you, but then you might later say, hey,
981
01:01:58.840 --> 01:02:04.639
look at me, uh whipping doing cool whip tricks, you
982
01:02:04.679 --> 01:02:07.320
know whatever, describing it as a difference thing I didn't
983
01:02:07.719 --> 01:02:12.400
I didn't breath. Then I sense you guys questions. Good,
984
01:02:12.599 --> 01:02:14.800
All right, let's get a suggestion of a physical action
985
01:02:14.880 --> 01:02:17.079
that they can kind of mime out and do easily.
986
01:02:20.559 --> 01:02:22.480
I like chopping wood. Can we do chopping wood? Can
987
01:02:22.480 --> 01:02:25.000
we see what chopping wood looks like? Yeah?
988
01:02:25.480 --> 01:02:29.119
Right, cool, And we'll start over here with Coral give
989
01:02:29.119 --> 01:02:29.519
their animal.
990
01:02:34.159 --> 01:02:37.280
I'm chopping wood. Hey look at me, I'm banging things.
991
01:02:38.559 --> 01:02:41.360
Hey, look at me. I'm a giant hitting a pinata.
992
01:02:41.599 --> 01:02:43.400
Hey look at me, I'm nailing something.
993
01:02:43.760 --> 01:02:47.519
Hey look at me. I'm fanning the queen with this
994
01:02:47.599 --> 01:02:54.599
palm from Hey, look at me, I'm hey, look at me,
995
01:02:55.360 --> 01:02:56.480
I'm building a house.
996
01:02:57.119 --> 01:03:02.360
Hey, look at me. I'm baking a cake. You changed it,
997
01:03:02.760 --> 01:03:09.519
that's good. Hey look at me.
998
01:03:10.039 --> 01:03:11.800
I'm giving a giant a pedicure.
999
01:03:14.559 --> 01:03:16.440
Hey look at me. I'm cleaning my horses hoops.
1000
01:03:18.760 --> 01:03:22.480
Hey, look at me. I'm not brushing the whales teeth.
1001
01:03:25.119 --> 01:03:31.800
The whales teeth. I'm doing kind.
1002
01:03:34.119 --> 01:03:37.440
Hey look at me, I'm impersonating Paul Onion.
1003
01:03:39.760 --> 01:03:48.400
I feel like that's give me animal scooch down. That's
1004
01:03:48.440 --> 01:03:51.920
a point for you guys. All right, Kyle'll step on up.
1005
01:03:52.159 --> 01:03:59.760
Let's get another physical action here. Talky paddle just one
1006
01:03:59.800 --> 01:04:04.239
of the doggy peddle. We'll start with you. Probably you
1007
01:04:04.280 --> 01:04:08.519
can say, doggy battle, run the gloves. Looking at me,
1008
01:04:08.719 --> 01:04:09.840
I'm doggy paddling.
1009
01:04:10.519 --> 01:04:11.159
Hey, look at me.
1010
01:04:11.320 --> 01:04:13.199
I'm a cat scratching a scratching post.
1011
01:04:13.920 --> 01:04:18.159
Hey, look at me. I'll do the merangeo them what.
1012
01:04:19.159 --> 01:04:22.119
Hey look at me, I'm doing the carena.
1013
01:04:23.159 --> 01:04:25.079
Hey look at me. I'm building a lego stack.
1014
01:04:26.199 --> 01:04:28.159
Hey, look at me. I'm playing the shell game.
1015
01:04:28.719 --> 01:04:30.480
Hey, look at me, because he's a buttons.
1016
01:04:31.239 --> 01:04:32.199
Hey, look at me.
1017
01:04:32.719 --> 01:04:34.159
I don't know what I'm.
1018
01:04:40.639 --> 01:04:48.800
Works playing an arcade game?
1019
01:04:49.440 --> 01:05:03.800
What does that look like there you go. I don't
1020
01:05:03.840 --> 01:05:04.719
know if I can do both.
1021
01:05:05.559 --> 01:05:08.800
Yea too much head stop.
1022
01:05:10.079 --> 01:05:10.360
Motion?
1023
01:05:11.679 --> 01:05:12.079
This is it?
1024
01:05:12.800 --> 01:05:14.920
Wait? What is it? Show me one more time? Then
1025
01:05:16.760 --> 01:05:20.079
I also this is part of it. This is this.
1026
01:05:20.000 --> 01:05:23.320
Is part of it.
1027
01:05:23.440 --> 01:05:27.159
Okay, here you start the BLUs.
1028
01:05:30.519 --> 01:05:34.280
Hey look at me. I'm playing an arcade game. Hey
1029
01:05:34.320 --> 01:05:34.760
look at me.
1030
01:05:35.199 --> 01:05:37.559
I'm patting a rat on the butt as I lift
1031
01:05:37.679 --> 01:05:40.440
up its maze entrance.
1032
01:05:42.800 --> 01:05:43.599
Hey look at me.
1033
01:05:43.880 --> 01:05:47.199
I'm trying to steal your car.
1034
01:05:47.760 --> 01:05:50.400
Hey look at me. I'm trying to distract a baby
1035
01:05:50.440 --> 01:05:53.480
with keys. But I'm also saying woo it smells.
1036
01:05:55.679 --> 01:05:58.719
Hey, look at me, I'm luring over that raccoon that's
1037
01:05:58.760 --> 01:05:59.960
been trapped and reads.
1038
01:05:59.760 --> 01:06:02.920
By said for a while. Let me here, I got
1039
01:06:03.000 --> 01:06:04.400
some meat for you.
1040
01:06:05.239 --> 01:06:06.079
Hey look at.
1041
01:06:05.920 --> 01:06:09.119
Me, I've only got one more parna.
1042
01:06:10.199 --> 01:06:11.199
Hey look at me.
1043
01:06:12.119 --> 01:06:16.599
I'm I'm sword fighting, but I'm also intimidating the guy
1044
01:06:16.639 --> 01:06:18.159
by being like get over here.
1045
01:06:19.960 --> 01:06:22.840
Hey, look at me, I'm winning the pooh patting his
1046
01:06:22.920 --> 01:06:25.639
tummy as well as a cheerleader with a pompo.
1047
01:06:28.840 --> 01:06:39.519
I don't know if I'm going to a count all right,
1048
01:06:39.639 --> 01:06:40.280
I let's get.
1049
01:06:40.159 --> 01:06:45.880
Them another physical kneading bread kneading bread. Cool up, let's
1050
01:06:45.920 --> 01:06:49.639
see that, lovely. We'll start with you, Laura needing bread.
1051
01:06:49.639 --> 01:06:50.440
Give her a buss.
1052
01:06:57.079 --> 01:07:01.079
Hey, look at me, I'm giving Batman a massa. I
1053
01:07:01.079 --> 01:07:04.320
can't look at me. I'm squeezing two stress balls. Hey,
1054
01:07:04.400 --> 01:07:07.199
look at me. I'm stealing all the toys at the store.
1055
01:07:08.960 --> 01:07:10.519
Look at me. I'm grabbing coconuts.
1056
01:07:11.039 --> 01:07:13.519
Whoa, Hey, look at me. I'm cleaning all the dog
1057
01:07:13.559 --> 01:07:14.400
here out of the carpet.
1058
01:07:16.199 --> 01:07:16.559
Look at me.
1059
01:07:16.599 --> 01:07:19.599
I'm trying to swim.
1060
01:07:19.920 --> 01:07:20.639
Hey, look at me.
1061
01:07:20.960 --> 01:07:40.880
I'm grasping for an idea.
1062
01:07:33.000 --> 01:07:33.920
To click the ball out.
1063
01:07:34.000 --> 01:07:39.119
I guess somebody wants to give you advantage, inspiration advantages.
1064
01:07:39.159 --> 01:07:41.480
All right, screw they don't want me to win. Alright,
1065
01:07:41.480 --> 01:07:41.760
we're not.
1066
01:07:43.400 --> 01:07:50.840
Thank you.
1067
01:07:50.480 --> 01:07:51.920
Or good volleyball?
1068
01:07:52.880 --> 01:07:57.880
Damn too, damn all right, Oh that hurt to be hurt.
1069
01:07:58.360 --> 01:08:02.960
Batman was really good at fucking volleyball. Yeah, I didn't
1070
01:08:03.000 --> 01:08:03.760
know it was a thing.
1071
01:08:04.039 --> 01:08:06.079
Right now. You guys are just gonna take four damage
1072
01:08:06.119 --> 01:08:07.679
from from losing an encounter.
1073
01:08:07.840 --> 01:08:11.920
Oh no, that four damage really did it to me. No,
1074
01:08:12.000 --> 01:08:13.320
I only had forty hit points.
1075
01:08:13.400 --> 01:08:14.400
Whatever I do?
1076
01:08:16.119 --> 01:08:19.479
Hey, hey, bro, yeah, are you okay?
1077
01:08:19.600 --> 01:08:20.199
Are you good?
1078
01:08:20.760 --> 01:08:24.159
Can we unpack what I was traveling with these others
1079
01:08:24.239 --> 01:08:26.840
and then something blacked out and I'm back.
1080
01:08:28.840 --> 01:08:30.039
Did I eat the surfboard?
1081
01:08:30.119 --> 01:08:32.760
Okay, all right, hold on, everybody that's not following on
1082
01:08:32.880 --> 01:08:34.920
the world's greatest detective, and I can tell you what
1083
01:08:34.960 --> 01:08:35.960
the fuck's going on.
1084
01:08:38.039 --> 01:08:40.880
Very he just too many white claws and blacked out.
1085
01:08:42.079 --> 01:08:43.359
That doesn't sound like me.
1086
01:08:43.800 --> 01:08:47.720
This is an old artificer that that I've.
1087
01:08:47.600 --> 01:08:50.239
Traveled with before. Uh.
1088
01:08:50.279 --> 01:08:53.199
He tends to pass out and become his alter ego
1089
01:08:53.399 --> 01:08:57.439
Chaz every once in a while. Dude, Yeah, yeah, it's okay.
1090
01:08:57.840 --> 01:08:59.159
You perform really well.
1091
01:08:59.560 --> 01:09:07.159
Uh, that's fine in what way? Sexually? That's what I thought.
1092
01:09:07.479 --> 01:09:10.279
Me and Chaz are really close, actually a lot closer than.
1093
01:09:10.520 --> 01:09:16.720
It sound like me. What is your name now, I'm
1094
01:09:16.960 --> 01:09:18.479
Quarence stars Blast. Yeah.
1095
01:09:18.479 --> 01:09:21.520
I don't like this guy.
1096
01:09:21.600 --> 01:09:24.560
We were close. Whoa, whoa. I had no idea.
1097
01:09:24.640 --> 01:09:28.800
You guys have struggled and suffered so greatly, and he
1098
01:09:28.880 --> 01:09:31.840
had such a tragic backstory that I kind of understand.
1099
01:09:32.159 --> 01:09:37.000
Be more fucking sensitive. Blowhold eye. Oh, he's understanding. He's
1100
01:09:37.039 --> 01:09:37.560
reaching out.
1101
01:09:37.720 --> 01:09:45.359
Little Look, I never said my name is it's his bow,
1102
01:09:44.960 --> 01:09:45.960
his bow.
1103
01:09:46.000 --> 01:09:50.359
That's my name, his bow. The blowhole guy. I don't
1104
01:09:50.399 --> 01:09:52.760
know why I was saying blow hole. God, that's what
1105
01:09:52.840 --> 01:09:54.039
that thing is. It's a blowhole.
1106
01:09:54.920 --> 01:09:58.800
That's totally Does anyone called this a blowhole?
1107
01:10:00.079 --> 01:10:06.560
All right? They're just they just have Batman's back. No
1108
01:10:06.600 --> 01:10:10.279
one calls out a blow You just handing Batman's back.
1109
01:10:12.600 --> 01:10:16.960
People like that, all right. That man's a very likable character.
1110
01:10:17.079 --> 01:10:20.880
I know immediately that I'm gonna regret this, But Batman,
1111
01:10:21.720 --> 01:10:24.760
for supporting your friend, I want you.
1112
01:10:25.479 --> 01:10:28.119
To have my blow Oh my god, oh my god,
1113
01:10:28.159 --> 01:10:31.560
you are going to regret that you can get powder.
1114
01:10:43.960 --> 01:10:47.560
Tower. With great power comes great responsibility, that.
1115
01:10:49.359 --> 01:10:49.920
Super hero.
1116
01:10:52.039 --> 01:10:58.319
It's okay. And with the end of the.
1117
01:10:58.880 --> 01:11:03.800
With the passing of the which amplifies your speech, you
1118
01:11:03.920 --> 01:11:07.399
now see that the sun sets, turning the once blue
1119
01:11:07.439 --> 01:11:11.479
sky to a different shade of blue. One might call
1120
01:11:11.560 --> 01:11:17.479
it pink, but it's blue. And as the sun sets,
1121
01:11:18.399 --> 01:11:21.239
a great bonfire roars at the center of the beach,
1122
01:11:22.279 --> 01:11:26.000
and all of the patrons of Opulent's islands start to
1123
01:11:26.000 --> 01:11:31.760
gather around, and they start to dance and sway and
1124
01:11:31.920 --> 01:11:34.239
chant eerily. Can I hearing eerie chanting?
1125
01:11:36.520 --> 01:11:37.880
That is so eerie?
1126
01:11:38.239 --> 01:11:42.439
Stump up and not in all harmonies, and then they
1127
01:11:42.439 --> 01:11:46.920
suddenly sad.
1128
01:11:47.800 --> 01:11:50.840
I stopped again. They're not as dumb as you as
1129
01:11:52.720 --> 01:11:53.479
you call them dumb.
1130
01:11:53.520 --> 01:11:55.920
In the beginning of the show, they look at how
1131
01:11:55.960 --> 01:12:09.560
they are now.
1132
01:12:12.279 --> 01:12:13.560
Walking out of the fire.
1133
01:12:14.319 --> 01:12:18.800
You see doctor Maltese stepping out from the flames of
1134
01:12:18.840 --> 01:12:24.600
the bonfire. Welcome my friends to the bonfire of Opulence Island.
1135
01:12:24.680 --> 01:12:30.399
Again. I'm doing a specific impression. It's totally fun. I'm
1136
01:12:30.439 --> 01:12:37.560
okay with it. No one's questioning. The more you talk
1137
01:12:37.640 --> 01:12:40.920
about it, the more it seems troublesome. He's the grandfather
1138
01:12:41.000 --> 01:12:48.760
from Spy Kids three Spirit Mine it says, it's okay.
1139
01:12:49.000 --> 01:12:49.720
I have a question.
1140
01:12:50.319 --> 01:12:52.319
If you're doing an impression, what does your role boice
1141
01:12:52.359 --> 01:12:52.760
sound like?
1142
01:12:53.640 --> 01:13:04.640
Oh, but my real voice it sounds like.
1143
01:13:06.079 --> 01:13:10.760
Hey, guys, go back.
1144
01:13:12.000 --> 01:13:18.600
Now to feel truly cleanse down your vacation, to purify
1145
01:13:18.680 --> 01:13:21.159
you of all of your old memories, your hard life,
1146
01:13:21.159 --> 01:13:26.560
and to solidify yourselves as true hangar outers on Opulent's Island.
1147
01:13:27.079 --> 01:13:30.000
You just need to do like me and step into
1148
01:13:30.079 --> 01:13:30.560
the fire.
1149
01:13:31.039 --> 01:13:33.920
WHOA dude, we're gonna join a cold I want to
1150
01:13:33.960 --> 01:13:36.760
do some check to make sure it's not a trick.
1151
01:13:37.720 --> 01:13:40.800
Okay, go for it. Give me an arcona. Check here Arcona.
1152
01:13:41.039 --> 01:13:45.159
I was hoping you would say that plus seven eighteen.
1153
01:13:46.800 --> 01:13:48.760
You look at the fire and you can see that
1154
01:13:48.800 --> 01:13:51.079
it is an illusory fire, and you can see that
1155
01:13:51.119 --> 01:13:54.800
the magic of this is stop behaving how normal fire
1156
01:13:54.840 --> 01:13:59.119
and normal light would work. You're not sure why it's
1157
01:13:59.119 --> 01:14:01.319
an illusion or what it's beyond it, but you can't
1158
01:14:01.319 --> 01:14:04.119
tell that there's magic kind of creating this effect.
1159
01:14:05.119 --> 01:14:07.239
I will be brave and go first.
1160
01:14:08.520 --> 01:14:11.079
You're not gonna tell him anything that he said.
1161
01:14:11.279 --> 01:14:14.399
No, I've been gray.
1162
01:14:15.079 --> 01:14:18.680
Before you walk into the flames, Kenny again, small little
1163
01:14:18.760 --> 01:14:20.920
raven wearing an all white suit walks up to you,
1164
01:14:21.319 --> 01:14:27.880
tugs on your on your LEI, Kenny, I don't think
1165
01:14:27.920 --> 01:14:30.640
so No fire, no.
1166
01:14:31.439 --> 01:14:37.560
Fire, bad fire, bad, fire bad, that's what everybody says.
1167
01:14:36.840 --> 01:14:41.000
That's actually a real fire? Can I put it out?
1168
01:14:42.239 --> 01:14:46.520
It's not a real fire, magic fire. It's a fig
1169
01:14:47.359 --> 01:14:48.079
but it's still bad.
1170
01:14:48.159 --> 01:14:49.880
But I can even draw air and water.
1171
01:14:51.279 --> 01:14:55.680
That's not fire. That's like there's four there's other elements.
1172
01:14:55.720 --> 01:14:57.159
Those are two of the nuts.
1173
01:14:57.159 --> 01:14:59.560
Well, I could use a rib of air or throw
1174
01:14:59.680 --> 01:15:00.640
water on it.
1175
01:15:02.119 --> 01:15:07.159
Oh, for both things that affect fire.
1176
01:15:09.039 --> 01:15:10.520
Kenny looks at you.
1177
01:15:12.239 --> 01:15:16.720
I'm sorry, I'm man MANA.
1178
01:15:19.239 --> 01:15:21.239
Yeah, dude, women know things to be respectful.
1179
01:15:21.279 --> 01:15:24.159
I'm going to talk over everybody.
1180
01:15:24.239 --> 01:15:31.479
Fire fire, magic talk three three talk three people talk
1181
01:15:31.520 --> 01:15:34.640
to the fire three three.
1182
01:15:36.439 --> 01:15:41.960
Kenny, Kenny as my new Harald. I know what you're
1183
01:15:42.000 --> 01:15:44.800
trying to say. I'm the greatest detective there ever was.
1184
01:15:45.720 --> 01:15:50.840
He's saying, fires bad. He's also saying three and three. Yeah,
1185
01:15:50.920 --> 01:15:52.000
there's three things.
1186
01:15:52.039 --> 01:15:54.039
Give me an insight check scene. You can understand what
1187
01:15:54.159 --> 01:15:55.079
Kenny is talking about.
1188
01:15:56.600 --> 01:16:01.600
Sorry, wells are just Batman, just man man.
1189
01:16:02.119 --> 01:16:12.600
That's that's okay. What do I add to it? Insight seventeen?
1190
01:16:13.479 --> 01:16:16.239
Okay, you can tell what Kenny's trying to point to
1191
01:16:16.479 --> 01:16:18.159
are the objects that you've collected.
1192
01:16:18.239 --> 01:16:20.960
That's the all right.
1193
01:16:21.000 --> 01:16:24.039
What I can tell is that Kenny's pointing to the objects. Everybody,
1194
01:16:24.199 --> 01:16:27.920
So we put the three objects and the world's greatest detective.
1195
01:16:28.640 --> 01:16:31.399
What I honestly think is that we need to sit
1196
01:16:31.479 --> 01:16:33.199
in the fire like what you were about to do.
1197
01:16:33.279 --> 01:16:38.800
All three of us or there's us, there's three four
1198
01:16:38.840 --> 01:16:39.119
of us.
1199
01:16:39.119 --> 01:16:42.760
There's three objects, objects, three objects.
1200
01:16:42.840 --> 01:16:46.119
We put the three objects in the in fire. Batman's
1201
01:16:46.159 --> 01:16:52.479
not getting it. That's okay, Batman doesn't need to wait.
1202
01:16:52.560 --> 01:16:55.520
That's my fucking megaphone. Don't put that in the fire.
1203
01:16:55.680 --> 01:16:57.000
I thought it was a blowhole.
1204
01:17:00.920 --> 01:17:02.359
Kenny, Kenny does?
1205
01:17:04.079 --> 01:17:12.279
Are you talking on the phone? Kenny does? Kenny does?
1206
01:17:14.079 --> 01:17:17.760
We listen, We we look, and we speak no evil.
1207
01:17:19.479 --> 01:17:23.279
As soon as you under those words, the fire turns blue.
1208
01:17:26.720 --> 01:17:28.840
I mean it looks hotter now.
1209
01:17:30.920 --> 01:17:33.960
The denizens of the island melt away. The pristine beaches
1210
01:17:34.439 --> 01:17:38.720
turned to trash and gnarled spikes. You realize what you're
1211
01:17:38.720 --> 01:17:41.520
standing on is not a beach. I ate a sandwich
1212
01:17:41.560 --> 01:17:42.079
from here.
1213
01:17:43.880 --> 01:17:45.840
You didn't eat a bunch of sand earlier. That was
1214
01:17:45.960 --> 01:17:46.520
fucked up.
1215
01:17:49.319 --> 01:17:53.439
You remember that in the place where doctor Maltese in
1216
01:17:53.479 --> 01:17:57.159
the fire once stood is now gaping baw. You realize
1217
01:17:57.159 --> 01:18:00.880
you're standing on top of a creature swimming in the sea,
1218
01:18:01.039 --> 01:18:02.640
and this is all an illusion.
1219
01:18:03.279 --> 01:18:10.640
Makes sense, this is my real voice. As established you
1220
01:18:10.880 --> 01:18:15.399
did this. You just spelled my magic by saying the passphrase.
1221
01:18:16.359 --> 01:18:18.520
I don't even know what I made the illusion of
1222
01:18:18.600 --> 01:18:30.720
Kenny to begin with. Kenny's an illusion. He's gonna need counseling.
1223
01:18:32.960 --> 01:18:35.239
I haven't fucked anything since two thousand and eight.
1224
01:18:37.000 --> 01:18:46.119
Yeah, that's what Batman fucks Robin, what's your real name?
1225
01:18:46.680 --> 01:18:50.199
I am a bellhanaf and a creature of the sea
1226
01:18:50.239 --> 01:18:54.439
that lures in sailors and tries to use illusions to
1227
01:18:54.479 --> 01:18:55.239
get them to.
1228
01:18:55.079 --> 01:19:00.600
Just walk right into my mouth. I'm lazy, I'm me food.
1229
01:19:00.680 --> 01:19:07.199
We can help you get food. You are the food dipshita.
1230
01:19:08.399 --> 01:19:12.399
Oh you refuse to walk into the get it checks out?
1231
01:19:12.640 --> 01:19:21.800
If you eat a battle, make COVID happen, blossome, our
1232
01:19:21.880 --> 01:19:23.560
last problem gave up here.
1233
01:19:29.640 --> 01:19:32.640
All right, real quick, though, I do need two of
1234
01:19:32.680 --> 01:19:35.520
you well to potentially be on nice set. So everyone's
1235
01:19:35.520 --> 01:19:37.159
gonna roll the see twenty. This is going to be
1236
01:19:37.239 --> 01:19:41.159
your wisdom saving throw. Two lowest rolls are going to
1237
01:19:41.520 --> 01:19:43.479
be on the side.
1238
01:19:43.279 --> 01:19:45.199
Of the bad guys. That's over fuck.
1239
01:19:46.960 --> 01:19:53.199
And Coral or evil as.
1240
01:19:51.760 --> 01:19:53.600
That one one.
1241
01:19:53.920 --> 01:19:56.439
All right, So this is this is a little game
1242
01:19:56.560 --> 01:19:59.359
called poetry Slam because we forced them to have to
1243
01:19:59.399 --> 01:20:01.800
figure out a little poem to get here and also
1244
01:20:02.439 --> 01:20:05.600
batle slam stuff. I don't know whatever, it's a loose section. Anyway,
1245
01:20:06.079 --> 01:20:09.000
You're going to have these guys that be their characters
1246
01:20:09.039 --> 01:20:12.600
but as beat poets, so they're going to provide poems
1247
01:20:12.600 --> 01:20:17.159
based on your suggestions. And each of them, once they've
1248
01:20:17.199 --> 01:20:19.880
all done their poems, will applaud for them. The person
1249
01:20:19.920 --> 01:20:23.000
at the least applause will be eliminated. Here's what I'd
1250
01:20:23.039 --> 01:20:24.880
like to do, though, just so that you have some
1251
01:20:25.039 --> 01:20:29.680
vested interest here. If I can get four volunteers, you
1252
01:20:29.720 --> 01:20:31.720
don't have to come up, but just an opportunity to
1253
01:20:32.000 --> 01:20:34.279
get a prize if you want, anybody you want a prize,
1254
01:20:34.600 --> 01:20:37.279
opportunity for a prize, just as India who say your
1255
01:20:37.399 --> 01:20:41.399
end go up. I'm gonna have you be your Josh
1256
01:20:41.439 --> 01:20:44.760
as your champion. Okay, I see a hand up there.
1257
01:20:45.079 --> 01:20:48.840
Jay will be your champion. Andre Casey will be your champion.
1258
01:20:49.039 --> 01:20:52.520
And one other hand, Kyer Kyle in the booth, Great
1259
01:20:52.560 --> 01:20:56.159
Megan is gonna be your champion. So encourage your sections
1260
01:20:56.479 --> 01:20:58.359
if you will to applaud for the people that you
1261
01:20:58.399 --> 01:21:00.760
want to win. If your person will, I will give
1262
01:21:00.840 --> 01:21:04.359
you one of our big prizes. Sound good, cool, just
1263
01:21:04.399 --> 01:21:06.239
to keep things fair so you're not just reading for.
1264
01:21:06.239 --> 01:21:11.520
The I still I don't know if I can rhyme yet.
1265
01:21:11.560 --> 01:21:13.479
The Sea Witch took my ability to rhyme.
1266
01:21:14.840 --> 01:21:24.279
Maybe, oh my god, it was arsenal.
1267
01:21:32.319 --> 01:21:35.880
Maybe maybe, And the people believed.
1268
01:21:35.399 --> 01:21:44.760
In me maybe now you don't.
1269
01:21:44.600 --> 01:21:54.760
Believe Boom, you guys are representing the bad guys. I
1270
01:21:54.760 --> 01:21:57.560
think that's why I'm gonna be generous to say that's
1271
01:21:57.560 --> 01:21:58.239
why they're bleeding.
1272
01:21:59.760 --> 01:22:02.720
Will we'll say that. Yeah. If that feels like enough.
1273
01:22:02.600 --> 01:22:05.239
Applause to you, then maybe maybe just.
1274
01:22:06.680 --> 01:22:11.960
We'll see Kyle Kyle in the booth section.
1275
01:22:12.199 --> 01:22:16.000
All right, So I'll need first a suggestion for what
1276
01:22:16.039 --> 01:22:18.520
this first round of poems is about. What's something you
1277
01:22:18.600 --> 01:22:22.319
think and he deserves a poem? An object and animal?
1278
01:22:22.720 --> 01:22:29.399
Something you guys want to do a sandwich poem. It's
1279
01:22:29.439 --> 01:22:31.239
gonna be sandwiches is gonna be the poem.
1280
01:22:31.880 --> 01:22:33.960
If you guys want, you can. You can help out here.
1281
01:22:34.000 --> 01:22:35.600
When they are finished with their ponem, we can do
1282
01:22:35.640 --> 01:22:39.720
snaps for those were cool poetry club and if you want,
1283
01:22:39.800 --> 01:22:44.000
you know, kind of low low like upbreak bass tones,
1284
01:22:44.039 --> 01:22:46.640
you can provide those two vibes.
1285
01:22:47.399 --> 01:23:07.159
Give them an example, like you have a leg a
1286
01:23:07.359 --> 01:23:08.520
two out of ten volume.
1287
01:23:08.560 --> 01:23:11.600
That's great, Okay, so we'll provide the base. This is
1288
01:23:11.600 --> 01:23:14.760
gonna be a poem about sandwiches. Let's give them some snaps.
1289
01:23:15.279 --> 01:23:25.319
And I'll start over here with jests bread, meat, bread.
1290
01:23:26.439 --> 01:23:29.800
Sometimes I feel like I'm the one in the middle.
1291
01:23:30.399 --> 01:23:34.479
Sometimes I feel like I'm like a condom left in
1292
01:23:34.560 --> 01:23:35.279
the kitchen.
1293
01:23:36.239 --> 01:23:48.520
My sandwich, ruben, it's blt.
1294
01:23:50.359 --> 01:23:56.920
Sandwiches are so beautiful as me. You were invented to
1295
01:23:57.079 --> 01:24:01.159
mixed gaming with food? Do you put me in such?
1296
01:24:07.520 --> 01:24:11.439
What was to deal with you and Wizard of Oz?
1297
01:24:12.720 --> 01:24:18.119
You horrible witch from the east. You better not make
1298
01:24:18.199 --> 01:24:19.720
a sandwich with yeast?
1299
01:24:21.119 --> 01:24:24.119
Am I right? You, silly witch made.
1300
01:24:23.840 --> 01:24:29.159
Of sand I don't love you because your feet are
1301
01:24:29.239 --> 01:24:52.520
curling up underneath that bill day.
1302
01:24:42.560 --> 01:24:47.560
In the afternoon, call my mommy, make me a sandwich
1303
01:24:47.800 --> 01:24:49.359
of porestrum.
1304
01:24:50.199 --> 01:24:52.960
There's just one thing that I really wish.
1305
01:24:53.720 --> 01:25:00.000
Please don't make me a sandwich fish.
1306
01:25:00.239 --> 01:25:03.640
They're good, They're good, all right. So let's get some
1307
01:25:03.680 --> 01:25:06.680
applause here. If you think Chaz had the best poem,
1308
01:25:06.720 --> 01:25:07.319
give it up for Chaz.
1309
01:25:08.760 --> 01:25:10.600
Sorry, we's wearing wearing.
1310
01:25:14.840 --> 01:25:15.439
All right? All right?
1311
01:25:15.880 --> 01:25:32.039
Give it up Jackson. Hey, I'm sorry, whatever your name was,
1312
01:25:32.640 --> 01:25:34.159
wearing stars fla.
1313
01:25:34.640 --> 01:25:37.279
I think you at the least applause You are eliminated.
1314
01:25:37.359 --> 01:25:44.279
Give it up for a Quarene there. Think you're staying alright? Great,
1315
01:25:44.359 --> 01:25:46.279
We're gonna do another rabbit, you know, a suggestion for
1316
01:25:46.319 --> 01:25:47.800
a poem for these three poets.
1317
01:25:47.880 --> 01:25:49.640
What is something else you want to hear a poem?
1318
01:25:50.039 --> 01:25:56.800
Raccoons like raccoons? Okay, I don't like raccoons. I like
1319
01:25:56.880 --> 01:26:02.920
it just a color blue party, blue raccoons, raccoons.
1320
01:26:02.920 --> 01:26:06.359
All right, we'll do all right, let's give another round.
1321
01:26:11.840 --> 01:26:16.640
I'd like to see the humble raccoon coming out at
1322
01:26:16.760 --> 01:26:37.520
night under the moon. You are my beautiful trash panda.
1323
01:26:38.840 --> 01:26:44.720
Don't you wanna wanna fanta wannata from this trash panda?
1324
01:26:46.000 --> 01:26:49.159
Don't you wanna eat this trash?
1325
01:26:49.640 --> 01:26:54.600
Don't you know that this trash is ass panda? Don't
1326
01:26:54.640 --> 01:27:10.560
you eat the trash? Don't you eat the trash?
1327
01:27:11.800 --> 01:27:15.600
I made some popcorn and a saved of Colonel to
1328
01:27:15.680 --> 01:27:20.319
give to my friend who is nocturnal bad. There's just
1329
01:27:20.479 --> 01:27:24.760
one thing I ask. Can you look at me with
1330
01:27:24.880 --> 01:27:28.960
your cute little man, take you the trash and give
1331
01:27:29.039 --> 01:27:32.720
me the treat. You are the friend, but a want
1332
01:27:32.840 --> 01:27:33.119
of me?
1333
01:27:37.560 --> 01:27:40.479
All right? You're negres woa.
1334
01:27:49.239 --> 01:27:53.840
The first time that the hero is a boss climactic battle? Yeah, okay,
1335
01:27:53.880 --> 01:28:02.359
you're all right? Will I still have to I still
1336
01:28:02.359 --> 01:28:04.039
think we should figure out who the winner is.
1337
01:28:05.680 --> 01:28:10.000
And that's okay. You guys can be evil. It's all right.
1338
01:28:10.079 --> 01:28:11.159
Let's get one more suggestion.
1339
01:28:11.279 --> 01:28:15.960
What's something they're gonna do this last moment for oranges?
1340
01:28:16.199 --> 01:28:22.239
Oranges the easiest to rhyme words. What else? When I
1341
01:28:22.279 --> 01:28:26.439
hear here coconutcuts?
1342
01:28:27.199 --> 01:28:29.399
All right, coconuts it is. We'll start with that, man,
1343
01:28:29.439 --> 01:28:30.720
give them rid of the blase.
1344
01:28:32.840 --> 01:28:42.520
Ah, wait for my base. I'm so glad I'm here
1345
01:28:42.600 --> 01:28:46.800
with my cruise. That's right. I'm here with my crews
1346
01:28:46.880 --> 01:28:47.359
and we're.
1347
01:28:47.199 --> 01:28:53.239
Gonna eat drink orange juice out of a coconut. Don't
1348
01:28:53.279 --> 01:29:00.159
you look at my box? I will leather every day
1349
01:29:00.159 --> 01:29:04.760
and it's chafed. That's right, man, I'm in the sun.
1350
01:29:04.640 --> 01:29:06.000
And my letter leather.
1351
01:29:06.039 --> 01:29:13.520
Underwear don't lend itself to wearing itself outside and the outdoors.
1352
01:29:13.319 --> 01:29:22.720
It's madman, leather, chafing coconut.
1353
01:29:28.199 --> 01:29:37.680
If you're the wish listening.
1354
01:29:35.560 --> 01:29:42.880
Coconuts, I wish you know milk to throw only coconut milk.
1355
01:29:45.520 --> 01:29:51.000
I'm saying, hey, uses, your oil just has so many uses.
1356
01:29:51.600 --> 01:29:56.159
I got a mess, not that I ever saw coconut.
1357
01:29:56.359 --> 01:29:57.239
You know I.
1358
01:29:57.479 --> 01:29:58.359
Need a new bra.
1359
01:30:00.199 --> 01:30:05.399
Yeah, get on my boots, coming there.
1360
01:30:06.760 --> 01:30:18.920
Last chance here happening quarrels with that cow here the prize,
1361
01:30:19.640 --> 01:30:20.840
give it up for our heroes.
1362
01:30:21.000 --> 01:30:30.119
Thank you those of you that didn't believe you.
1363
01:30:34.840 --> 01:30:42.159
So through the enchantment of the Palahana. Yeah, it's fun
1364
01:30:42.159 --> 01:30:46.840
to say. Uh you guys, two of you, unfortunately walk
1365
01:30:47.000 --> 01:30:49.079
right in the mouth.
1366
01:30:51.359 --> 01:30:55.880
Stars querying star splash the last four months.
1367
01:30:56.159 --> 01:31:02.119
Quaren Jacksons, don't walk in yet. I've got to tell
1368
01:31:02.159 --> 01:31:08.239
you before you walk in the world's greatest detective, and
1369
01:31:08.520 --> 01:31:12.079
I've detected that I might have fallen in love with you.
1370
01:31:14.439 --> 01:31:18.239
That's right. Our chest bumps really sealed the deal.
1371
01:31:19.279 --> 01:31:20.600
I really enjoyed that.
1372
01:31:21.239 --> 01:31:26.680
Yeah, well, are you guys walking in my mouth or what?
1373
01:31:27.680 --> 01:31:28.199
Hold on?
1374
01:31:28.439 --> 01:31:35.479
Be sensitive here. Sorry, I mean this is my voice, Jackson.
1375
01:31:36.840 --> 01:31:38.960
If you have to walk into that mouth, I'm walking
1376
01:31:38.960 --> 01:31:39.479
in with you.
1377
01:31:41.279 --> 01:31:44.439
That's right, I'm walking in with you. What a hero.
1378
01:31:45.000 --> 01:31:48.600
But I also could throw down a smoke grenade at
1379
01:31:48.600 --> 01:31:51.439
any moment and we could just disappear.
1380
01:31:53.279 --> 01:32:03.119
I mean, okay, what's your role for a small grenade? First?
1381
01:32:04.800 --> 01:32:09.279
What do I add to it? Deception? Yeah, I gotta
1382
01:32:09.279 --> 01:32:12.479
put in the coat. It doesn't recognize my face. Oh
1383
01:32:12.560 --> 01:32:13.279
we got advantage?
1384
01:32:13.399 --> 01:32:17.399
Oh fuck yeah, I got a gnat one with the advantage.
1385
01:32:19.399 --> 01:32:24.439
But I got thirteen before that plus what do I do?
1386
01:32:25.159 --> 01:32:29.479
What was it plus three? Uh? So I got I
1387
01:32:29.479 --> 01:32:32.319
got a sixteen. You needed.
1388
01:32:37.119 --> 01:32:40.800
The jaws of the batt f clothes you and your
1389
01:32:40.840 --> 01:32:42.199
lover Jackson escape.
1390
01:32:42.680 --> 01:32:44.640
Wait wait, wait, you don't have to say lover right
1391
01:32:44.680 --> 01:32:47.960
off the back commitment.
1392
01:32:48.359 --> 01:32:56.119
I'm all right, you're friends.
1393
01:32:56.800 --> 01:32:59.399
Well maybe a little more than that. We just pumped twice.
1394
01:32:59.479 --> 01:33:04.199
We're friends with benefits, all right, friends with benefits. Yeah,
1395
01:33:04.239 --> 01:33:06.359
that's out of the mouth.
1396
01:33:06.600 --> 01:33:10.600
As it closes around the smoke bomb squaring. I'm sorry, though,
1397
01:33:11.359 --> 01:33:12.960
it's not squaring, it's squeering.
1398
01:33:14.439 --> 01:33:19.000
Whatever. Then, well, Nick, we had four hundred and forty
1399
01:33:19.000 --> 01:33:21.079
four good years. Well none all of them were good,
1400
01:33:21.119 --> 01:33:25.560
you know, there was that thing with but four years
1401
01:33:25.640 --> 01:33:30.680
is a good run. Wait, my swan song.
1402
01:33:30.840 --> 01:33:35.720
As the world's greatest detectives, I also detect that I'm
1403
01:33:35.720 --> 01:33:37.520
in love with Quary.
1404
01:33:38.640 --> 01:33:42.479
We're just friends with benefits, dude, that's fair. C is
1405
01:33:42.479 --> 01:33:45.560
that reciprocation? So I'm dropping in with another smoke bomb.
1406
01:33:46.520 --> 01:33:49.199
That forty closed? All right, But if you fail this world,
1407
01:33:49.239 --> 01:33:50.880
you died. Okay, that's fine.
1408
01:33:50.880 --> 01:33:55.560
You're Batman's gonna swing in with a with a swinging
1409
01:33:55.640 --> 01:33:58.239
rope and a smoke grenade acrobatics then.
1410
01:34:00.159 --> 01:34:05.159
Yeah, saving him to the end it. Yeah, I'll get
1411
01:34:05.159 --> 01:34:07.640
the double double advantage.
1412
01:34:07.680 --> 01:34:11.960
I gotta, I gotta goddamn plus five on afrobat tell yeah.
1413
01:34:11.479 --> 01:34:13.000
I feel like he just wants to.
1414
01:34:13.000 --> 01:34:16.520
Die though, I got a twenty.
1415
01:34:17.119 --> 01:34:19.600
Okay, you can roll two more times to see the cred.
1416
01:34:21.479 --> 01:34:23.800
I got not that, I got not that.
1417
01:34:24.119 --> 01:34:26.680
Yeah, I got thirty thirty twenty.
1418
01:34:28.560 --> 01:34:32.159
He doesn't want to do it. What do you guys think?
1419
01:34:32.640 --> 01:34:34.600
Wait?
1420
01:34:34.840 --> 01:34:39.399
Did you decide what the DC was before? So why
1421
01:34:39.479 --> 01:34:40.720
is the man of what people think now?
1422
01:34:41.880 --> 01:34:46.880
Because it's I don't know, because you paid for it.
1423
01:34:47.439 --> 01:34:51.960
They gave their advantages. I'll say this, I'll let you live,
1424
01:34:52.359 --> 01:34:57.600
but know that it was pity.
1425
01:34:55.760 --> 01:35:00.359
That take his fucking hand.
1426
01:35:03.680 --> 01:35:07.399
Batman grabs Queering and we swing out as we're kissing.
1427
01:35:08.680 --> 01:35:18.920
That's right up, and Simon gives everyone what they want,
1428
01:35:20.960 --> 01:35:26.159
a mouthful beard mighty like it.
1429
01:35:28.199 --> 01:35:31.359
The heroes escape to live another day for laughter and.
1430
01:35:31.399 --> 01:35:41.359
Loving one last time. Give it up for yourselves, everybody.
1431
01:35:42.560 --> 01:35:44.399
Get off for Kyle and the boom.
1432
01:35:46.039 --> 01:35:50.359
Julie up from get up for the motherfuckers. I didn't
1433
01:35:50.359 --> 01:35:52.880
believe in the person that could sing and rye.
1434
01:35:57.680 --> 01:36:00.399
And there it was another laugh of Elijah.
1435
01:36:00.640 --> 01:36:02.119
Yeah, it's a fun show.
1436
01:36:02.199 --> 01:36:03.479
I love how rowdy that show gets.
1437
01:36:03.479 --> 01:36:04.840
It's so funny.
1438
01:36:05.199 --> 01:36:09.840
I'm not sure how much Dungeons and Dragons actually gets played. Yeah,
1439
01:36:10.159 --> 01:36:15.199
I saw a dice roll. I think it's minutes the average.
1440
01:36:16.119 --> 01:36:20.680
But there's so hilarious. Ethan a fantastic dungeon master. Yeah,
1441
01:36:20.760 --> 01:36:23.079
and such a great group of people who keep putting
1442
01:36:23.119 --> 01:36:26.840
on great shows like Whimsicult do every third Saturday.
1443
01:36:26.479 --> 01:36:27.239
Every third Saturday.
1444
01:36:27.319 --> 01:36:27.479
Yeah.
1445
01:36:27.520 --> 01:36:29.520
Yeah, we're here just to incorporate you into our cult
1446
01:36:29.640 --> 01:36:30.680
of has.
1447
01:36:30.560 --> 01:36:33.840
Yes, yes, Actually, now that I've got a WHIMS cultist here,
1448
01:36:34.359 --> 01:36:36.640
can I ask about the color? Not the color I
1449
01:36:36.680 --> 01:36:38.119
was about? Say, Can I ask about the color purple?
1450
01:36:38.159 --> 01:36:40.880
I don't mean the media text. Can I ask about
1451
01:36:41.079 --> 01:36:43.039
is that part of the cult? Is purple part of
1452
01:36:43.079 --> 01:36:43.720
the cult system?
1453
01:36:43.760 --> 01:36:44.119
Okay?
1454
01:36:44.319 --> 01:36:47.159
Yeah, it's how you know you've really been engaged and
1455
01:36:47.239 --> 01:36:49.520
involved in the cult when you're forced to wear purple,
1456
01:36:49.720 --> 01:36:52.960
not forced, No, when you're seriously enjoy wearing purple every
1457
01:36:53.000 --> 01:36:54.600
day to represent Yeah.
1458
01:36:54.439 --> 01:36:56.279
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you let that you let that word
1459
01:36:56.319 --> 01:36:57.760
slip out just a little bit, little.
1460
01:36:57.560 --> 01:36:59.399
Bit a little bit, I can. I can get rid
1461
01:36:59.399 --> 01:36:59.520
of that.
1462
01:36:59.520 --> 01:37:00.479
Pert, Thank you so much.
1463
01:37:00.520 --> 01:37:03.640
Yeah, well, Jen, thank you so much for chatting with
1464
01:37:03.680 --> 01:37:05.720
me today. It's always awesome to get to sit down
1465
01:37:05.720 --> 01:37:07.359
and talk to you about creative projects and.
1466
01:37:07.359 --> 01:37:09.399
Things like that. Well, thank you, Matt. It's always good
1467
01:37:09.439 --> 01:37:09.960
to talk with you.
1468
01:37:10.399 --> 01:37:11.119
Thanks so much.
1469
01:37:11.199 --> 01:37:11.439
Jen.
1470
01:37:11.640 --> 01:37:13.560
And if you're listening to this and you've made it
1471
01:37:13.600 --> 01:37:15.199
all the way to the end of this podcast, it
1472
01:37:15.199 --> 01:37:17.399
would be such a huge help if you could go
1473
01:37:17.439 --> 01:37:20.119
ahead and subscribe to this podcast feed leave a five
1474
01:37:20.199 --> 01:37:23.479
star rating. It helps other people in Colorado Springs finders
1475
01:37:23.840 --> 01:37:24.560
maybe even dare I.
1476
01:37:24.560 --> 01:37:27.800
Say it, the whole world. Absolutely, we're available everywhere we are.
1477
01:37:27.800 --> 01:37:30.000
And we're this close world domination. I feel it.
1478
01:37:30.159 --> 01:37:33.720
We're so close. Maybe if we all start wearing purple yes, yes,
1479
01:37:34.479 --> 01:37:35.880
all right, Thank you so much for listening.
1480
01:37:39.000 --> 01:37:40.560
This has been a lily Pad production.