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Tonight's top terrors. Astronomer's ear abused by cosmic whisper turns out to be quite important.
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Nashville nightmare Grand Ole Opry gobsmacks cowboys with airwave ambush.
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And royal society forms without actual royals. Is this the end of civilization?
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Plus, we'll investigate the shocking reports that aardvarks are behind the great
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avocado heist of San Francisco.
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Those are the headlines. Stay toasted.
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News bang!
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Dragging fact from the putrid pond of fiction one splash at a time.
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1967.
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Shocking news from the world of science. In 1967,
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a female student, Jocelyn Bell Burnell, was allowed to touch scientific equipment,
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leading to the discovery of
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a pulsar, a cosmic lighthouse spinning faster than a top on a hot plate.
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The pulsar emitted regular bleeps.
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Leading some to suspect alien contact or a rogue microwave in the observatory cafeteria.
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Dr. Herbert Twiddle recalls, We thought it was the janitor's pocket watch.
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Then Miss Bell explained it was a dense ball of neutrons showing off.
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The Nobel Prize, however, went to her male supervisor, proving that in science,
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as in ballroom dancing, the man gets the trophy.
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The pulsar, meanwhile, continues to bleep mockingly from across the galaxy.
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1925.
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Country music's origin story takes a bizarre turn.
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It appears the entire industry was launched when Uncle Jimmy Thompson,
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77, accidentally hijacked a radio frequency with his fiddle and a mournful ballad
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about his deceased cow, Bessie.
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The broadcast knocked birds out of the sky and caused temporary deafness across 14 states.
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Listeners couldn't stop tapping their feet, leading to a surge in workplace accidents.
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Cletus Moonbeam recalls his grandpappy's account.
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Uncle Jimmy was fuelled by moonshine. His fiddle bow caught fire,
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then his beard, but he just kept playing.
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The incident sparked an epidemic of banjo playing and yodeling that plagues Nashville to this day.
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But Drees 16. 60.
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Chaos in London. Twelve men, including Robert Boyle and Christopher Wren,
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were caught conducting unauthorised experiments in a pub cellar.
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They called it the Royal Society, but witnesses described dangerous substances and maniacal cackling.
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Tavern owner Thomas Two Pints Wadsworth reported they kept yelling for bacon
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and dropping apples on people's heads.
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Surprisingly, King Charles II approved, marking the first time a pub crawl birthed
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a scientific institution.
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Their first experiment, proving a bishop falls faster than a feather by chucking
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one off St. Paul's Cathedral.
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Christopher Wren was heard to mutter, well, I built it, I can do what I like with it.
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Die still. News bang. Deconstructing the misinformed masses' matrix of misconception, one broadcast at a time.
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Now, for the meteorological miseries of the day, here's our resident doomcaster
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of drizzle and frostbite, Shakanaka Giles.
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Right then southeast england's looking.
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Grimmer than your aunt's turkey leftovers with a thick gravy-like fog rolling
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In faster than black friday
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Shoppers at dawn temperatures hovering
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Gossiecks, about as warm as your in-laws welcome.
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Midlands folk can expect precipitation thicker than Uncle Bob's post-dinner
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snoring, with occasional breaks just long enough to dash to the shops for more cranberry sauce.
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Up Scotland Way is proper brass monkeys weather, a nippy Tintudegroo Gossie,
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Making those Highland cows look like they're wearing
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Designer fur coats.
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Expect snow flurries gentler
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Judgment about your life choices.
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In summary then, foggy bottoms,
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Wet middles and frozen tops, rather like a badly defrosted
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Christmas pudding and that's all the weather.
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1470. And now, history's pages turn to the year 1470, when Emperor Le Tantong
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of Dai Viet decided diplomacy was for amateurs, and launched a colossal military
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campaign against the Kingdom of Champa.
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Champa's capital, Vijaya, was captured, its autonomy reduced to a vassal state,
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and its institutions left looking like a particularly aggressive yard sale.
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all played their part, cementing Dai Viet's regional dominance and Champa's unfortunate decline.
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Brian Bastable has more from the ancient battlefield.
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This is Brian Bastable reporting from the blood-soaked shores of ancient Champa,
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where Emperor Lathan Tong's quarter-million-strong army has just crashed through
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the jungle like an angry rhinoceros with a particularly nasty head cold.
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The air is thick with arrows and I've just watched three men being catapulted
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Explosion.
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back in, though I must admit counting becomes rather difficult when you're dodging flaming projectiles.
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a butterfly I fight a steamroller, a very angry, well-organized steamroller
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with 250,000 moving parts.
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Oh, there goes the temple, and the palace, and my left shoe.
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The Hindu-Buddhist artifacts are being scattered like confetti at a particularly violent wedding.
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This is rapidly becoming less of a battle and more of a complete dismantling,
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rather like watching someone take apart a jigsaw puzzle with a battering ram.
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Brian Bastable, newsbang, ducking for cover behind what used to be the royal
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throne, now being used as a rather elaborate doorstop.
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Occasion from this day in 1912 as 83 delegates gathered in Vlor to declare Albania's
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independence from the Ottoman Empire.
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supported by Austria, Hungary and Italy, while Russia and Serbia looked on with
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furrowed brows and clenched fists.
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The great powers eventually nodded in agreement, but the fledgling nation faced
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the Herculean task of building a state from Ottoman rubble.
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Hardeman Pesto is in vlor to dig into the details of this historic declaration
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and the aftermath. Hardeman,
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Yes, Martin, I'm here in Vlor, where the mood is absolutely electric.
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I'm standing with Professor Artemis Chalkdust, expert in Ottoman decline and decay.
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Actually, it's Professor Alexandra Chalkdust.
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Pesto, what's the situation there?
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Well, Martin, as you can see behind me.
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83 delegates have just signed the declaration. The Ottoman Empire is finished
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here, kaput, done and dusted. And what's the Turkish response?
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They're taking it rather well, actually.
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Very sporting. That's completely incorrect.
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The Ottomans are furious.
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Well, that's your opinion, Professor, but I've just had lunch with the Turkish
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ambassador, and he seemed perfectly cheerful.
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Did you really have lunch with the Turkish ambassador?
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Yes, lovely chap. Had the fish.
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The Turkish ambassador was recalled to Constantinople three days ago.
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Well, that explains why he was in such a hurry to leave the restaurant.
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Pesto. What's that sound behind you? That's just the celebrations, Martin.
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Bit of local colour. Those are artillery shells. traditional Albanian firecrackers. Very festive.
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And where exactly are you right now? I'm in the assembly hall where... This is impossible.
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The assembly hall was cleared
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Hours ago due to the shelling. Well, as you can see, Martin,
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I'm getting some excellent coverage of this historic moment.
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Back to you in the studio.
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Pesto, are you actually in Albania? Define in. That's Hardeman Pesto, allegedly in Vlor.
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Coming up after the break, why did Napoleon really lose at Waterloo?
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Our man in Belgium blames the sandwiches.
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1925.
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A seismic shift in the airwaves occurred this day in 1925, as Nashville's WSM
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barn dance fiddled its way into history, led by 77-year-old Uncle Jimmy Thompson.
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With a 5,000-watt signal so powerful it could probably cook breakfast in Boston,
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the broadcast marked the dawn of what would later be known as the Grand Ole Opry.
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Nashville, henceforth dubbed Music City, became the epicenter of country music.
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For more on this twangy tale.
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We turn to Melody Wintergreen.
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Nashville, Tennessee, 1925. Melody Wintergreen here, at the birthplace of country
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music, where the fiddles are tuning up, the banjos are a-plunking,
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and history is about to be made.
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Tonight, the WSM barn dance is taking to the airwaves, And thanks to a 5,000-watt
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signal, folks from Maine to
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Mississippi are about to get a taste of that sweet, sweet country sound.
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Leading the charge is 77-year-old Uncle Jimmy Thompson, a fiddler whose bow
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can make a grown man weep, or at least tap his foot.
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This ain't your grandpappy's hoedown, folks. This is the dawn of a new era,
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the birth of the Grand Ole Opry.
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George D. Hay, the visionary behind it all, is about to transform this humble
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barn dance into a national phenomenon, a cultural touchstone,
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a place where rhinestone cowboys and heartbroken crooners will become legends.
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Nashville, get ready for your close-up. You're about to become Music City,
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the heart and soul of country music, the place where dreams are made and broken, often in the same song.
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From Uncle Jimmy's fiddle to the rhinestone-studded stage of the Opry,
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it's a journey from humble beginnings to iconic status,
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the Grand Ole Opry, a testament to the power of music to unite,
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inspire, and make you want to grab your partner and do see dough.
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Melody Wintergreen, Newsbang, from Nashville, where the music is playing,
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The stories are flowing and the twang is strong.
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Audio Newsbang. Serving a strictly fact-based breakfast of champions every day.
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Brequit in my destooker seal. A chitin 95.
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Ryder Boff, our man with a racket for recounting the absurdities of sport, takes us now to Chicago.
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1895, where wheels met chaos in America's first automobile race.
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And now, broadcasting live from Chicago in 1895, where the first American automobile
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race has just concluded in conditions that would make a polar bear reach for
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its thermal underpants.
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Six mechanical contraptions, looking like the bastard offspring of a garden
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shed and a steam locomotive, battled it out over 54 miles of treacherous terrain.
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And they're off. Or rather, they're slowly chugging along, like a line of particularly
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asthmatic tortoises. Duria's spluttering duchess is in the lead,
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although spluttering is putting it mildly.
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It sounds like a hippopotamus with a bad case of the hiccups.
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And behind him, oh dear, is that smoke.
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Yes, I believe Throttle Bunny's mechanical marvel is spontaneously combusting.
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Someone fetch a fire extinguisher, or perhaps a bucket of water and a large handkerchief.
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This is more exciting than a ferret race down a trouser leg.
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Frank Duria's motorised wagon, nicknamed the Spluttering Duchess,
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took first place despite resembling something my Aunt Mabel might have cobbled
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together after too much sherry trifle.
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The winning machine featured what observers are calling a lightweight frame,
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though at £600 it's hardly what you'd call svelte, rather like my second wife
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after her healthy eating phase.
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in 82. tried to build a motorised deck chair for the garden,
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marvel while being overtaken by... Yes, I believe it's an elderly gentleman
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elderly gentleman on a particularly determined donkey.
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line and land in a vat of port.
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looks decidedly wobbly, but undeniably entertaining.
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And now, a familiar voice in environmental calamity with a penchant for poetic despair.
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Here's Penelope Windchime to guide us through yet another grim chapter of Nature vs. Humanity.
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Oh, the oily injustice! Tonight, viewers, we journey back to 1903,
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where the pristine waters off
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The SS Petriana, a metal monstrosity with a heart of coal and a hull full of
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oil, decided to redecorate the coastline.
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of crude oil into the sea.
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spreading across the waves, choking marine life and turning the once-pristine
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fashion victims, their once pristine feathers matted and blackened by the toxic goo.
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to swim with their mouths closed. The absurdity.
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the despoiling of nature and the oily injustice of it all. Remember the Petriana?
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never trust a ship with more oil than brains.
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And now, for all the travel news you never knew you needed, here's Polly Beep
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With tonight's historical traffic and travel update.
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Good evening, Road Warriors. Polly Beep here with tonight's historical traffic and travel update.
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Breaking news from Antarctica, where Air New Zealand Flight 901 has just had
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a rather unfortunate encounter with Mount Erebus.
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expect significant delays and a complete whiteout.
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an impromptu protest march.
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what we in the business call a bit of a warm spell.
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navigation equipment shed its load.
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properly communicated to our Antarctic friends.
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transport a fire suppression system to Heathrow.
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into mountains, always check your coordinates twice.
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1967. Our resident oracle of the odd and
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Overseer of all things scientific, Calamity Prenderville, takes us to the stars,
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Good evening, viewers. Today we're looking back at a remarkable British innovation
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that changed astronomy forever.
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a device originally built to monitor BBC Radio 4 signals,
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Young researcher Jocelyn Belbinel spotted what she called a bit of scruff in her printouts.
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this regular pulsing signal, occurring every 1.337 seconds, turned out to be
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something far more extraordinary.
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others claimed it was Margaret Thatcher's pacemaker acting up.
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Everyone knows aliens prefer to communicate via CFAX.
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Smith, Bell Burnell proved this signal came from what we now call a pulsar,
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a rapidly spinning neutron star that sends out regular pulses of radio waves,
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much like a cosmic lighthouse or an over-enthusiastic disco ball in space.
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of having a proper look at things, combined with Bell Burnell's dedication to
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analysing data while simultaneously making tea, a skill taught exclusively at Cambridge University.
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proving once again that British scientists can find anything if they look hard
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enough, even tiny spinning stars thousands of light years away.
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This is Calamity Prenderville. Back to the studio.
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News bang putting a boot to the posteriors of predatory pundits
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And that's nearly it. Just time to round up tomorrow's papers.
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The Times leads with Brits win backfort from colonials. That's about a fight in Canada.
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While the mail says, love dogs become thief detectives. No idea what that's about.
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Today has a follow-up on that strawberry-themed party they had last week.
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I'm sure it'll be absolutely fascinating.
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And that's it.
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Thanks to all our critics who have managed to keep this bloody show on the air for yet another year.
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I don't know how you do it, because it's actually turned into as effective a
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method of clearing streets as Glastonbury Weekend.
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Tune in next time for more artificially intelligent hilarity.
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Newsbang is a comedy show written and recorded by AI.
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All voices impersonated. Nothing here is real.
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