Ep. 65 Won’t Back Down

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And we're back.
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What's up, guys?
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What's up?
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We're taking it easy today.
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It's a night, it's an old Sunday afternoon.
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It's uh chill Sunday.
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It's fall.
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It felt crispy.
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Yeah, it is.
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It feels crispy.
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It's as crispy as a chicharoni from Lorena.
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Hmm.
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Oh, last meal taco.
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Tell about that, but uh let's see.
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What do we we've we went to a very late breakfast, early lunch.
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I skipped church today.
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I sent my kids like a good parent.
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You're like, I'll see, I'll see Kenneth, I'll see Kenny Clark later.
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And uh I was messing with my truck, put some new windshield wipers on and filled up with diesel.
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Yes, sir.
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I said, Ox, let's let's cruise around, listen to some old Doug Stone on the radio.
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Doug Stone.
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He's good.
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And uh so we were cruising around when we drove by La Reina.
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We did.
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I said, you know, it's time, Ox.
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It's time for us.
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We get out of the truck and we're hit with a smell of shit.
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They might have somebody, a neighbor or someone has a septic issue.
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Yeah, it is potent.
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It's potent, but that smell is our caca fucker.
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They got so they're like, we can't even throw the paper in the trash.
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It's gotta go in the toilet.
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The paper must be burnt on site in a barrel in front.
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Yeah.
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We clogged up the septic, the trash can.
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What are we gonna do?
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It's gonna stinky.
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Yeah.
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And so we went in, and as soon as you go in, then it smells like Mexican restaurant.
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Yeah, like lard.
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Like lard.
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Good smell.
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Everything's being cooked in lard.
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It is, dude.
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That's what my mom said.
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And we waddled up to the counter.
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And we placed our old.
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Who do we see?
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Who do we see?
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Our old friend that we thought had been kidnapped or moved away for college.
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But no, she's just not with Rosemary anymore.
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She's just at the dorms of the junior college.
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And uh, so shout out.
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We love seeing old friends.
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Shout out.
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You were a little friendlier this time.
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Yeah.
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Um I remember, I remember.
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I know her name.
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You do?
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Miss Laura.
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Yeah, it is.
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Miss all Miss Laura.
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Laura.
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Miss Laura, shout out.
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Signora Laura.
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We were welcomed by a familiar face up to the counter.
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Sure, her her her countenance brightened like a thousand times.
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She did light up when she saw us.
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She did.
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She was like, look at these two fat cocksuckers.
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And we uh They're about to eat something good, man.
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We all we started ordering breakfast.
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She goes, We can get you anything on the menu except Minuto.
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We were there about noon, they were out.
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I I understand.
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We gotta try that.
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And we pretty much got the last of three things.
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Yeah.
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They were they were down to the bitter end.
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But there was no line.
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Yeah, they closed the sign.
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You see the sign they put it to closed.
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Oh, when we walked in?
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Yeah, no, uh like right after.
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That's when that door was locked.
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And uh so I ordered I was only gonna have two tacos, that's all a man needs, but I ended up ordering four.
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Okay, it's all two men need.
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Two tacos is all you need.
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Yeah.
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I say one is all you need, really.
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But their tacos are smaller, they're more traditional.
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Yeah, yeah.
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They're not they're small.
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Well, a little taco factory is smaller.
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Maybe that's why your son doesn't like it, because he's uh oh, piglet.
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Like big bang.
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Oh, big bang.
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Yeah.
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So we we get up there and we order, we get a Mexican Coke, a handful of tacos, literally.
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Yeah.
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You got a plate.
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Platomigas.
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And then we sat and we waited.
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And we waited.
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It wasn't that bad.
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And we waited a little bit more, and boom, it was there.
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Right when we were starting to get a little more angry, boom.
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Uh like magic.
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And I will say this.
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It's legit.
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It is, dude.
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I'll say it too.
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It's good.
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Yeah.
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But if I was gonna have to stand in line, and I don't like eating out of like carnival cook, like I don't like to be served on what was the word I'm looking at?
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It's like a hot dog deal.
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Yeah.
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Like a tray.
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Instead of Tupperware, it's like like paperware.
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Paperware.
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I don't there.
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I'll think of the a hot dog goes in this traditionally, in this in this receptacle.
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Yes.
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I don't know what it's called.
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I'm I'm being served, yes, carnival fair style.
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Right.
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Any fair, really.
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I can see that at a rent fair too.
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And what it as I told Docs when we were done, I was like, man, this that was good.
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And I can't say it wasn't because it was good.
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You should have tried the beans, dude.
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I had a bean and cheese with bacon taco.
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It was very good.
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Very good.
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And uh I said, I'll if I'm gonna order something to go, which is very, very rare.
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Yeah, if I'm doing pickup, I'll call it Reina.
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Maybe you call him like uh DKM one day to like order like 50 tacos.
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If I'm going to go and experience a restaurant, I'm not going back.
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No, no, we're not going back.
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And uh we're not, we're gonna.
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It's great in going back.
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Yeah, I'm giving it two thumbs up.
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This is this is for me.
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I'll give it two and then my little pito three.
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And uh sorry, but it's like going to the restaurant at the pulga.
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It's like, oh, this is good, but I don't need to go to the pulga for a while.
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What is the pulga?
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What is that?
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The flea market.
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Oh, okay.
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See, that's how Mexican I am.
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I don't know shit.
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Uh but I I got one of the tacos I got was a chicharo and an egg, and I've been into this thing, and you just hear crunch.
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I bit into it, and you heard it.
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It was like chewing glass.
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And so I took one bite of it, and about eight minutes later I told Ox, I said, Yeah, Rocco wasn't there, so I had to eat it.
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I said, Ox, try this.
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And he goes, Is it good?
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I said, It is good.
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I said, if I'm on death row, this is what I'm ordering.
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You'll still be chewing this image when when everybody else is dead.
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They get the hang the guy reaches for the switch, it's the light switch because he's got to go home.
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You should still be chewing that.
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Yeah, it's like I'll be back when you're done.
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It's the tongue on a red wing boot of a chicharron.
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And I'm not saying it wasn't good.
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No, it's this it was delicious.
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Delicious.
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Despite the flavor.
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It's a little rough.
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I'm gonna get it to go again.
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Yeah, but I ain't I'm not I'm not gonna stand in line and I'm not gonna wait on them.
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They might close before we go back, but it was good.
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It was good.
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Two thumbs and epithet.
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Yeah.
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So if you're on your line, you're gonna thought of that.
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Dude, last last uh meal.
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There you go.
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Those are pro bono shout-out of the day, Lorena.
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Yeah, Lorena, thank you.
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Hopefully you don't shut down your.
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And Rosemary, you were done with breakfast, and we weren't.
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Sorry.
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So you're a loss.
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Shout out to Ziggy's Taxidermy over at Marsh Lane.
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Thank you, Ziggy.
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Thank you, Victoria.
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I saw Ziggy driving down the road in his new truck.
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I was coming out of uh, I guess third, on third, and I was in a make a right, going to O'Reilly's, and I make a right, and I about a mile down, I see this cocksucker driving at me.
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And I say, that looks like old Square Body Ford.
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And I and I knew I was like, that's him.
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And I see him coming, and I have my head out the window, and I he and I he drives by and he's like, What the fuck?
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I guess he didn't know, he's like, didn't know.
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And I was like, oh hey.
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But nice truck, Ziggy.
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We need to start a club, bud.
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We're starting to get a lot of these, a lot of us 90s model guys cruising around.
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Oh yeah, mine, huh?
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Yeah, you're in 99.
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I'm rocking the 95 right now.
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Ziggy's a 91.
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I think uh Ziggy's is a 93.
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Nice, dude.
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93 or 94, I think.
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I think it's two old drive.
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It looks all right.
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I can't tell.
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I've only seen a picture, but it's got the iron up front and back, four-door, crackhead, headache.
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It's good looking, sharp.
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I like it.
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It's nice, dude.
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Victoria sent me a picture of it the other day, and I said, golly, I hope y'all are breaking that in.
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And she said, We just rode over to Dairy Queen as a family and had a dip cone.
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No, this is the same.
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And now we're headed to church.
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Oh my gosh.
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Fucking wholesome.
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Thank God.
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They're the Muslims and the Hindus, they may not get us.
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I know they're not going to because white people aren't.
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They're gonna let the white people are gonna let them get us, and they're gonna be fine.
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No, they're essentially gonna come to you, Velda, and they're gonna go, oh, not for me.
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And that's okay.
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Everyone here kinda is bad.
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Yeah.
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Can't convert them.
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And then the people are gonna say ugly things about them on this Facebook, and they're gonna say no must.
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Pinch him Muslim.
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Uh so thank you, Zickies.
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Ruby's Lounge.
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Uh, what to say about Ruby's Lounge?
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Thank you, Renee and Dakota, the two hardspoking people in Ubalde.
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It's true.
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Um, what happened at Ruby's?
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Everybody getting blasted and having fun?
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Not blasted like they were out there at the U Valley Estates.
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Nice tie-in, but yeah.
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We'll talk about that.
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Yeah.
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Uh, thank you, Ruby's.
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Uh, go out to Ruby's.
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It's off Hacienda in that camp.
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So if you're coming in from San Antonio, just take make that right, go to Hacienda and just follow all the way down, you'll see it on the right hand.
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If you've ever been at the treatment center and you had to look out your window and see the bottling bag to your left and look out and see Ruby's Lounge to your right, and you're just set there sober, trying to stay out of going to the big house.
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That's where it's at.
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That's where it's at.
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I think I drove by that treatment center and some lady flashed her tits.
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Really?
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Yeah, because it was like a woman's center.
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Yeah.
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And I was like, oh.
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Some low-hanging fruit.
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But I appreciate you.
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Thank you, lady.
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Maybe she was just um like about to wash a bunch of shirts.
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So you take your shirt first.
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Yeah.
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Advertising shirt washing.
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They've got a laundry.
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Oh god.
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Thank you, Ruby's Lounge.
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Anyone fire safety.
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Thank you, Brad.
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Thank you, John.
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Um, thank you.
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Nobody else.
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They fired everyone else.
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Rocco.
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Um and Rocco, yeah.
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John, Brad, Rocco.
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Brad's out here looking at that blue truck, but Brad, let's make a deal.
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I put a little bird in my ear.
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I said, I think I'm I'll make a deal with that man.
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He was like, I was like, I was like, make an offer.
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A screamer.
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He ain't gonna like it.
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I go, just say what you're saying what you're feeling.
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And he said it, and I was like, dude, talk to him, maybe.
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I didn't hate it.
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Are you listening, Brad?
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Are you fucking listening?
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I didn't hate it.
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That's a steal.
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Sometimes they just gotta go.
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Sometimes I just gotta drive them.
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Sometimes I'm just I gotta buy this son of a bitch so I can drive it.
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You lose a little on the front end, and then we buy something else and make more.
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Kind of evens out.
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They can leave even more.
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It's a really slow way of losing money.
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I don't do scratch offs.
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No.
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You don't smoke, you don't drink, and scratch offs.
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That's it.
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So thank you, A1.
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Uh Connor Kimball.
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Connor Kimball, thank you, Kimball Fabricating, for all you do.
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If you need an arrowhead table made, call Connor.
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He'll make you one.
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Just don't put it on YouTube.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, don't do that.
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He said he need we need to get that money that we got from the Jeep and put it into a poker table.
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We're going to.
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Oh, you're on you on it?
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I'm on it.
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I just haven't got all the way on it, but it's on in the list.
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Do you know someone who makes those or what?
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Uh, there's a place that makes them.
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They're they're expensive.
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It's probably a couple a grand, like maybe anywhere from two to four thousand for a decent one, which that's a lot of cheese.
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But it'll last forever.
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Yeah.
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It's like your toolbox, bud.
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You just gotta have it.
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Gotta have it.
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Gotta have it.
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I spent$800 before yesterday.
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I spent$14.
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I'm done.
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Bro, you're you're I'm done.
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You're out of control.
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I'm spending four today and then I'm done.
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Done.
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We gotta we gotta sell this this Jimmy.
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What Jimmy?
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Oh, whoa, yeah.
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The blazer?
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Yeah.
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We'll get on it.
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We'll sell it.
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That's our next is that our next thing?
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Uh just say yes so I know what to do.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Well, I think one can go in.
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That one's the next one we're working on to prioritize, but we can get one more on the auction before that one.
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Oh, okay, okay, yeah.
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Does that make sense?
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So that one's getting work towards it.
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One can just go straight on.
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Yeah.
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And then they all can go straight on Facebook.
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Yeah.
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I love it.
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It's gonna happen.
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Thank you, Connor.
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Um, 3C exotics.
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Thank you, uh, Chris Conrad via Jared Arthur.
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Is that Arthur?
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He's from Konkian.
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Wow.
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He is like King Arthur out there, but that's right.
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Pulls the trash out of the stone.
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No one can get this trash, this uh soda can out of the stone.
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No one he comes out and just pulls it out.
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Shwing.
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Thank you, Jared Arthur.
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Thank you, Girk.
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Thank you, Chris.
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Uh, tea house processing.
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Oh, dude, he had a funny video the other day of him eating.
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Did you see that?
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No.
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He was at he was in Fredericksburg and he bought like it's called the Devil's Toe.
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It's like one of those spice challenges.
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And he stuck it in his mouth for five minutes.
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He's like, it's so hot.
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I need something to cool down.
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And he pulled out a chocolate-covered jalapeno.
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And he bit it.
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He goes, That's better.
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Shout out Ramon Gutierrez.
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Ramon.
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Uh, he's pretty cool, dude.
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I need to go to Brackville and check it as soon as we need to ride over there, bud.
00:14:04.639 --> 00:14:05.360
We should have done that today.
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I'm probably closed.
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We should have.
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Next time we'll drive right on past La Reina and we'll go over there and eat their leftovers.
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I said, give us all the stuff that fell off the pit.
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We'll take Rocco.
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We'll take Rocco.
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Hell yeah.
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Um if you want to come by here, if you think you're gonna stop by and do a little haggling, just know Rocco is here now and he will.
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I thought we weren't recording.
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We are.
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I'd have been cooked, bro.
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What were you saying?
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I was just saying that we have a guard dog now at OG Motors.
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Guard dog, OG Motors.
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This guy's vicious.
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I feed him gunpowder when no one's looking.
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He ate a cat the other day.
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He did eat a cat.
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I'm gonna start keeping him with me because I'm afraid that I'm going to be confronted and assaulted.
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By a little old lady?
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By a little old lady.
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What if she Chris Cows you from a mile away?
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Oh my god.
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She's on top of uh what's over here?
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Of Ace.
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Thank you, Tejas.
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Thank you, Ramon.
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Uh Big Dog Smokers, our newest uh sponsor, our last sponsor.
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We're not doing any more fucking sponsors.
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We're done with them.
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We're done.
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We've already 15 minutes in.
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It's all sponsors.
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Until we're until we fire one of you all, or you'll fire us.
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Yeah, you might fire us.
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Uh I don't know.
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Don't do that.
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But thank you.
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Uh list the minas for us.
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Will you list them?
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Let's go, big dog, Johnny Sr.
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Johnny Jr.
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Tank.
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Tank.
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And Steven.
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Steven.
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They love cooking.
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Minna.
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I'd love for them to set up a little barbecue trailer here.
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One day.
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One day.
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Thank you, guys.
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Uh, thank you, big dog smokers.
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Um, they're awesome.
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We love those guys.
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Um, I'm fucking stuffed.
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I'm uncomfortably full.
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Like the uncomfortably numb but full.
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Pink Floyd.
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Pink Flores.
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Pink Flores.
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I like that.
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Bro, it's been a busy week.
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We've we've kind of we kind of went locally viral.
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Is that a thing?
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It sure it is.
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Yeah, it is.
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Apparently it is.
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Yeah.
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We got a ton of follows.
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We got a we our following engagement.
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Marlene Nammy followed you.
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Okay.
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Our our following engagement.
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I think Poppy followed me from the grave.
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Everywhere on all platforms, our our followers doubled.
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Yeah.
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We had like 800% engagement.
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Um we had one post that has over 65 comments on it.
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We've got uh I've got an Instagram post from Friday that's over a thousand views.
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Nice.
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Uh we just we have we have fun with the social media, but we've we kind of I understand we don't have the we don't kind of have the numbers that Ramon does when he's double fisting sausages in his mouth.
00:17:01.200 --> 00:17:04.319
But we got we had a we had a little mo little blow up for us.
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That's pretty good for a podcast with 64 episodes.
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That's pretty good.
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We're not even at a hundred yet.
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And uh and it all boils around what it all comes down to is our battle with Lord Voldemort.
00:17:21.519 --> 00:17:30.799
The Jim Carrey of uh and I don't wanna I don't wanna harp on this too much because we've got a lot more stuff to talk about.
00:17:31.039 --> 00:17:44.880
But I will say, when when did all that happen Thursday when I posted about this political uh forum that no one's going to do not participate, do not legitimize these people.
00:17:45.119 --> 00:17:56.799
These are people that you only follow so that you can like scoff at it's entertainment, it it's but we all know it's not real and it's it's not legitimate.
00:17:57.039 --> 00:17:59.759
Do not feel like this is a real thing.
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That being said, we will be attending.
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I'm begging and urging you all not to treat this like it's a real thing.
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I don't think people are or do.
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Um, I will say that my DMs blew up with probably I'm I'm trying not to exaggerate, but I would say fairly well represented across the local candidates running at the county level and below, saying thank you.
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Yeah, or I agree.
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Which they don't they don't want to go to this fucking buzzsaw bullshit deal.
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If you're listening, this speaks volumes to how much people like you.
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Yeah, it's not that they think we're great, or they don't they probably don't even think our show is they probably think it's tracked, yeah.
00:18:41.039 --> 00:18:43.839
Yeah, it's just that they're just like, thank God.
00:18:44.640 --> 00:18:45.359
She's terrible.
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It's not we're not saying we did anything good.
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No, it's just saying they are glad someone said something.
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Yes.
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We're like Batman.
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Batman.
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And that Thursday night.
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We're Batman to her joker, dude.
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This old bird, she texts my uncle.
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No way.
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To like get me in trouble.
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She goes, Well, like she's like, You need to get your boy under control.
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Oh, he's gonna make you look bad.
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Something like to those effects, like like he better get me like get him in line?
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Like what?
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Like you're his son or something.
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Like, yeah, like I'm like you're some teenage kids.
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The whipping boy or something, like you're some teenage kid in high school.
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Bro, I'm shout out, Bodie Farr.
00:19:33.039 --> 00:19:34.319
We like you, Bodie.
00:19:35.119 --> 00:19:37.920
Uh but just what a like a bizarre thing.
00:19:38.079 --> 00:19:44.160
Like that would be should I text her uh husband and be like, rein her in?
00:19:44.319 --> 00:19:46.319
Yeah, he'd be like, I can't.
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That ship sailed.
00:19:48.559 --> 00:19:49.920
Yeah, sailed.
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Uh yeah, we're not gonna harp too much about it, but we just harped like we're fucking angels in the choir.
00:19:55.759 --> 00:19:58.079
But um, yeah, don't delegitimize her.
00:19:58.240 --> 00:20:01.200
And if you do, well, you're inviting your uh trouble into your life.
00:20:02.720 --> 00:20:04.319
And we we can handle it.
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You can't.
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There's only one Batman.
00:20:08.559 --> 00:20:14.480
So in our post-flood recovery, you know, we've had to re-asphalt this place twice now.
00:20:14.960 --> 00:20:17.759
Yeah, and uh re-asphalt it once.
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We did it, we did a full job once, and then it got destroyed in the flood, and we had to do it again.
00:20:22.400 --> 00:20:23.200
It looks even better.
00:20:23.440 --> 00:20:24.160
Looks even better.
00:20:25.359 --> 00:20:30.000
Kenny Clark was looking down on us that day saying, I'm gonna do it better.
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I'm gonna do it better.
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And there was a rainbow, and there was a buzzard flying by with a marble in its mouth, and we knew the promise of Kenny Clark.
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Thank you, Kenny.
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Uh Marble in the middle.
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Does he smoke?
00:20:46.960 --> 00:20:49.440
No, but the buzzard just like instead of an olive branch.
00:20:49.599 --> 00:20:50.160
Oh, I see.
00:20:50.240 --> 00:20:50.480
Okay.
00:20:52.400 --> 00:20:53.839
He drives a C10 that we sold.
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Uh but there was uh there's been a pile of leftover asphalt, which we we repurposed a ton of the asphalt in the street.
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This is one of the smarter things that you thought of.
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And um we put it at our shop where we do a lot of the work on cars and stuff.
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We had a toe trick come by, and if not for that, he would have been stuck out there for stuff still till today.
00:21:16.880 --> 00:21:17.440
Yeah.
00:21:17.759 --> 00:21:19.839
And so the the asphalt worked well.
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It it hardened the ground and we abused it, but we ended up after this latest job where they redid the pavement here, we ended up with some excess a pile.
00:21:28.960 --> 00:21:30.960
How much three truck loads?
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I I would say that it's a it's a small dump trucks load.
00:21:35.200 --> 00:21:39.440
Uh I was I would guess it at about eight to thirteen, ten yards, something like that.
00:21:39.759 --> 00:21:40.559
Okay, yeah.
00:21:40.799 --> 00:21:44.720
And uh it's on the it's been on the list to get moved, but it's just not priority.
00:21:44.799 --> 00:21:45.359
It's not in the way.
00:21:45.599 --> 00:21:47.519
I thought maybe Trey was using it for something.
00:21:47.759 --> 00:21:48.720
Yeah, yeah.
00:21:49.599 --> 00:21:59.759
Anyways, people always come by, you know, wanting uh a$30,000 truck to be$3,500, and then they want to negotiate.
00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:00.720
From there.
00:22:00.880 --> 00:22:01.200
Yeah.
00:22:01.920 --> 00:22:02.480
Thank you, Brad.
00:22:02.720 --> 00:22:07.359
And they want a uh a pile of asphalt just to be free.
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Free for the taking.
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Gratis.
00:22:09.440 --> 00:22:13.920
And I'm like, I'm in the middle of something the other day, and the phone rings and it's Gabby and Jimmy.
00:22:14.079 --> 00:22:15.359
I'm so glad you're bringing this up, Cardinal.
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You're like, there's this there's this guy here.
00:22:19.599 --> 00:22:21.839
And he wants to asphalt.
00:22:21.920 --> 00:22:25.359
Well, one, I appreciate the asking instead of just helping yourself.
00:22:25.519 --> 00:22:33.279
So and I I was busy, but like I was it kind of she was like, it the way she said it, she's like, it's an old man, older man.
00:22:33.759 --> 00:22:34.400
And I was like, really?
00:22:34.640 --> 00:22:36.400
And she's like, he he's older.
00:22:36.480 --> 00:22:40.079
He said he knew your grandfather, uh Big Don.
00:22:40.400 --> 00:22:42.000
And I was like, so he must be old.
00:22:42.160 --> 00:22:42.720
Yeah.
00:22:43.039 --> 00:22:45.359
And uh he was like, he's having about this asphalt.
00:22:45.519 --> 00:22:50.640
And I was like, well, we're planning to use it, but we hadn't got around to using it, and it's on the list.
00:22:50.799 --> 00:22:53.599
She's like, well, he he's asking, he would like some.
00:22:53.680 --> 00:22:54.640
He wants to haul it off.
00:22:54.720 --> 00:22:57.519
I said, Well, we don't have any way to load it.
00:22:57.759 --> 00:23:03.359
He goes, he goes, I'll I'm willing to take all of it with a shovel.
00:23:03.599 --> 00:23:04.960
I'd love to see a trap.
00:23:05.279 --> 00:23:08.079
And I said, I would like to see I'm I'm okay.
00:23:08.319 --> 00:23:09.440
I that's all I needed.
00:23:09.759 --> 00:23:10.559
I said, okay.
00:23:10.880 --> 00:23:13.039
It's so off the wall, you're like, go for it.
00:23:13.200 --> 00:23:19.440
Yeah, it was it was so off the that was like to me, it's like Noah saying he's gonna build that ark.
00:23:19.599 --> 00:23:22.400
I said, Okay, I'm in, I'm in.
00:23:22.559 --> 00:23:24.079
You may have go for wood in your forest.
00:23:24.160 --> 00:23:25.119
Can I go look for it?
00:23:25.279 --> 00:23:26.640
Yeah, yeah, go check it out.
00:23:26.799 --> 00:23:27.039
Go.
00:23:27.200 --> 00:23:28.079
You're I'm in.
00:23:28.240 --> 00:23:29.039
Take a pistol.
00:23:29.279 --> 00:23:36.160
So I don't, I haven't, I didn't pay attention to the to it today, but he's been yeah, he was here on Saturday.
00:23:36.559 --> 00:23:38.480
This gentleman and his, I think his wife.
00:23:38.720 --> 00:23:41.119
Him and uh he's a little older than my dad.
00:23:41.359 --> 00:23:43.279
Um, maybe 10 years older.
00:23:43.440 --> 00:23:44.720
So he's 78 years old.
00:23:44.960 --> 00:23:48.559
Yeah, it was him and his uh wife who looked like my Thea.
00:23:49.519 --> 00:23:51.440
And they were both had shovels.
00:23:51.680 --> 00:24:05.519
And I noticed them, it was yesterday because uh me and Joe were going to no Friday, we're driving to uh Weber to get an O-ring, and I see these two fucking knuckleheads before I knew who they were, and I was like, Are they loading the old asphalt into the trailer?
00:24:05.759 --> 00:24:09.119
And I was and my blood pressure just went uh skyrocketing.
00:24:09.200 --> 00:24:13.359
And I was in the passenger seat, and I was at Weber, and Joe's like, What's wrong?
00:24:13.440 --> 00:24:16.559
I'm like, We need to go by old G and when we go back.
00:24:16.640 --> 00:24:17.759
He's like, Oh, okay.
00:24:18.640 --> 00:24:22.799
So we turn turned in and he goes, they're just loading it up like it's theirs.
00:24:23.039 --> 00:24:36.559
And my fucking steam was coming out of my ears, and I walk, I and I'm walking out, my heart's pounding, I'm so fucking mad, and I go, Who who told you you could take this?
00:24:36.880 --> 00:24:40.000
He goes, Gabby, and I go, Oh, okay.
00:24:41.200 --> 00:24:42.640
And everything was just fine from that.
00:24:42.720 --> 00:24:43.920
I was like, okay, fine.
00:24:44.160 --> 00:24:47.680
Uh, but I mean, to me, I love it.
00:24:47.839 --> 00:24:48.319
I love it.
00:24:48.400 --> 00:24:49.759
These, and what did they tell you?
00:24:49.920 --> 00:24:57.759
Like they're they're driveway washed out with all the rain, and they need this asphalt to put plug the potholes, which I did at my house.
00:24:58.000 --> 00:24:58.799
Yeah, it worked great.
00:24:58.880 --> 00:25:00.319
Uh it worked great.
00:25:00.559 --> 00:25:05.119
And uh, and I did mine with this kid steer, and if you'd have done it with a shovel, it'd have probably been better.
00:25:05.279 --> 00:25:07.920
Yeah, but we'd still be there, but we'd still be there, yeah.
00:25:08.160 --> 00:25:15.119
Um, and these old people are out here, they they're not fucking flinch at some hard work.
00:25:15.359 --> 00:25:18.079
Hell no, they were getting after it all day, dude.
00:25:18.160 --> 00:25:24.960
We gotta what I'm so worried about the ones that are not old.
00:25:25.119 --> 00:25:26.079
They don't we don't have this.
00:25:26.240 --> 00:25:27.119
You're worried about them?
00:25:27.279 --> 00:25:29.359
We don't we know like this I'm not worried.
00:25:29.440 --> 00:25:31.440
I know I'm like terrified of what's gonna happen.
00:25:31.599 --> 00:25:45.599
When those town's going to be when these old fucking work cards, when when you see about when you drive by and see that, like you have to be a mouth breathing moron not to look at that and go, goddamn, those old people are standing on business.
00:25:45.759 --> 00:25:49.519
Yeah, I don't like they just take stuff, but at least they asked.
00:25:49.680 --> 00:25:51.759
They asked, and at least they're doing it themselves.
00:25:51.920 --> 00:25:58.400
Yeah, they didn't go, they didn't think about renting a skid steer from Baker 100 yards away for a hundred dollars.
00:25:58.559 --> 00:26:01.359
They didn't think about that, but they're they're getting after it.
00:26:01.440 --> 00:26:02.079
I appreciate that.
00:26:02.240 --> 00:26:08.240
They didn't bring one of their worthless grandkids that's just at their house playing Xbox, not doing anything, yeah.
00:26:08.319 --> 00:26:11.839
Like to help, taking uh trans medication or whatever.
00:26:12.000 --> 00:26:12.640
Yeah.
00:26:17.599 --> 00:26:19.119
But yeah, I appreciate them asking.
00:26:19.279 --> 00:26:20.079
Thank you for that.
00:26:20.319 --> 00:26:21.039
Thank you.
00:26:21.279 --> 00:26:22.880
About to have a stroke.
00:26:23.279 --> 00:26:24.720
Um, I'm glad.
00:26:25.200 --> 00:26:27.200
Yeah, dude, that really pissed me off.
00:26:27.359 --> 00:26:29.039
Uh, people call you Steve, they don't know he.
00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:30.160
The I can I agree with that.
00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:34.960
Yeah, when people call me Steve, I know that they don't know me.
00:26:35.200 --> 00:26:53.039
And if you're if you're somebody that's trying to sell me something, and I don't want this to sound like I'm thinking I'm fucking cool that people are trying to sell me something, but a lot of times people are trying to sell one of the businesses something, and oftentimes that usually ends up coming across my desk.
00:26:53.680 --> 00:27:06.640
And then when I have to like investigate more or talk to people, and they if you're a salesperson or marketing and you call me Steve, like I've I don't really if I'm gonna buy it if I need it, I don't fucking.
00:27:06.880 --> 00:27:18.480
But if but if there's like somebody else that's not pretending to call me by the wrong name, and I did this recently, I went to a meeting and I called this guy by the wrong name for a fucking hour, hour and a half.
00:27:18.640 --> 00:27:19.039
Really?
00:27:19.279 --> 00:27:23.519
I did, and I the minute I left the meeting, I got in my car, I realized what I didn't.
00:27:24.240 --> 00:27:27.119
And I texted him immediately, and I said, I am so sorry.
00:27:27.359 --> 00:27:33.440
I said, I called you John that whole meeting, and your name was Jeff, and I I'm so embarrassed.
00:27:34.000 --> 00:27:34.880
And I apologize.
00:27:35.039 --> 00:27:45.119
And the guy was like, Don't think anything about and it was over, and now this guy and I have talked five times, we've built a relationship, but I was completely fucking calling him by the wrong name.
00:27:45.279 --> 00:27:48.319
I felt the size of an ant afterwards.
00:27:48.480 --> 00:27:50.079
I was so embarrassed.
00:27:50.319 --> 00:27:55.119
But the amount of people that I've known forever that will call me Steve.
00:27:55.359 --> 00:27:56.480
Your name is Steve.
00:27:56.640 --> 00:28:00.319
It's not, it's not, and short, right?
00:28:00.880 --> 00:28:03.039
Yeah, is it with a pH?
00:28:04.079 --> 00:28:06.640
No, okay, it's Steve Cocksucker.
00:28:07.119 --> 00:28:08.240
What are you talking about?
00:28:08.400 --> 00:28:08.880
I don't get mad.
00:28:09.039 --> 00:28:09.680
I don't get mad.
00:28:09.759 --> 00:28:16.400
I just know that like we don't have a rel like I'll just I'll just call you Sport or Tiger.
00:28:16.720 --> 00:28:18.319
People are like Steve, and I'm like, who's that?
00:28:18.400 --> 00:28:19.200
Oh, McNew.
00:28:20.160 --> 00:28:23.599
And I I could care less if you call me my last name, I will answer.
00:28:23.759 --> 00:28:25.839
And even if you don't know me, that's not a big deal.
00:28:28.319 --> 00:28:33.119
Like a few years ago, they're like, people in high school call each other by their last names.
00:28:33.440 --> 00:28:34.799
Like, it is true, isn't it?
00:28:35.119 --> 00:28:36.720
Cap felt McNew.
00:28:37.119 --> 00:28:37.759
Yeah.
00:28:38.799 --> 00:28:40.160
I don't care if you call me Steve.
00:28:40.319 --> 00:28:44.960
I just I know that we like I'm just some asshole that you need me to buy something.
00:28:45.440 --> 00:28:46.079
You just don't like that?
00:28:46.160 --> 00:28:49.680
Or you're like, you don't you didn't put the effort into no to right?
00:28:49.839 --> 00:28:51.279
It's just it's it's effortless.
00:28:51.440 --> 00:28:52.960
It's kind of but it's Steven.
00:28:53.519 --> 00:28:54.160
Yeah.
00:28:54.799 --> 00:28:55.759
Or my last name.
00:28:55.839 --> 00:28:56.319
I don't know.
00:28:56.400 --> 00:28:58.720
I think Steve sounds more like adult though.
00:28:58.960 --> 00:29:03.680
Yeah, but I don't like that that doesn't matter to what about Steve.
00:29:04.000 --> 00:29:06.640
I'm not one of those to like change my name.
00:29:06.799 --> 00:29:08.480
Like I don't know, I didn't get to pick that.
00:29:08.720 --> 00:29:09.440
Like an Indian.
00:29:09.599 --> 00:29:09.920
Right.
00:29:10.079 --> 00:29:11.039
I didn't get to pick my name.
00:29:11.279 --> 00:29:13.759
Well, people call me Matthew or Matt or Ox.
00:29:13.920 --> 00:29:14.160
Yeah.
00:29:14.319 --> 00:29:14.799
It's all the same.
00:29:14.960 --> 00:29:16.400
Yeah, it's all the same.
00:29:17.680 --> 00:29:18.480
Rocco.
00:29:18.960 --> 00:29:19.680
Good boy.
00:29:20.000 --> 00:29:23.039
Um but anyway, and I don't care, I'll answer for it.
00:29:23.119 --> 00:29:24.960
And it doesn't upset me or aggravate me.
00:29:25.119 --> 00:29:27.920
I just know that we're not You're not on the level yet.
00:29:28.079 --> 00:29:31.920
Yeah, we're yeah, we're not uh we're not gonna go to lunch together.
00:29:33.119 --> 00:29:36.640
We're not we're not both we're not gonna text each other.
00:29:36.799 --> 00:29:41.279
Yeah, you know, so um Trey never called you Steve.
00:29:42.480 --> 00:29:43.119
I don't think so.
00:29:43.279 --> 00:29:43.440
Yeah.
00:29:43.599 --> 00:29:50.480
I mean sometimes I mean it's just something I sound like I'm an asshole saying this, and what I'm all of that I'm saying is like you just prefer don't do it.
00:29:50.640 --> 00:29:51.279
Yeah, yeah.
00:29:51.440 --> 00:29:51.599
Yeah.
00:29:51.839 --> 00:30:01.519
If I put if I like can you my if everything about me has my name is Steven and you've never called me that, I just know like you're you're not paying attention.
00:30:01.680 --> 00:30:03.039
You'd rather be called cocksucker.
00:30:03.920 --> 00:30:06.000
Yeah, that would at least make me laugh.
00:30:08.319 --> 00:30:09.680
Oh, that's funny.
00:30:10.559 --> 00:30:13.839
I I never even once thought about calling you that.
00:30:14.400 --> 00:30:19.680
I was uh I'm gonna change subjects because I think that we're going to hit another surge today.
00:30:19.920 --> 00:30:20.240
Uh-huh.
00:30:20.400 --> 00:30:21.920
Oh, the oh, go ahead with your theory.
00:30:22.160 --> 00:30:25.279
I have a theory, and it's called the church surge.
00:30:25.519 --> 00:30:25.759
Yeah.
00:30:26.000 --> 00:30:30.079
And I really believe that everybody goes to church.
00:30:30.480 --> 00:30:36.640
I mean, it's it's for the right reasons, but really what church is is gossiping.
00:30:37.599 --> 00:30:38.799
It's cheese may factory.
00:30:38.880 --> 00:30:39.359
Yeah.
00:30:39.599 --> 00:30:53.440
And I think that anyone that I think today we were in the in every not every, but in a lot of the churches, we were part of that cheese me, and I think we're gonna get another little surge, a little surge.
00:30:53.680 --> 00:30:57.839
And I that makes me happy too that people are still going to church for whatever reason.
00:30:58.079 --> 00:30:58.799
For whatever reason.
00:30:59.039 --> 00:31:01.200
I did that today when I'm when I skipped church.
00:31:01.279 --> 00:31:05.279
I drove around the churches to see how crowded churches were.
00:31:05.359 --> 00:31:08.079
There's a few of them, I was like, ah man, they used to have a better turnout.
00:31:09.119 --> 00:31:10.720
Used to have a little better turnout than that.
00:31:10.880 --> 00:31:11.680
Yeah, well.
00:31:12.000 --> 00:31:14.400
I I just don't like going, I don't like the people there.
00:31:14.640 --> 00:31:14.960
Yeah.
00:31:15.440 --> 00:31:19.039
And my dad or my mom be like, it's not about the people, it's about God.
00:31:19.279 --> 00:31:21.440
And I'm like, I still don't like them.
00:31:21.680 --> 00:31:31.599
I would I think I could have become really like so much more of a better church attending Christian if COVID would have stayed.
00:31:31.839 --> 00:31:34.240
Because you don't have to like talk to people.
00:31:34.799 --> 00:31:36.559
Is that what happened with church during COVID?
00:31:36.720 --> 00:31:37.519
I wasn't going.
00:31:37.920 --> 00:31:40.240
Um everyone wore masks.
00:31:40.480 --> 00:31:41.119
Yeah.
00:31:41.440 --> 00:31:42.160
That's stupid.
00:31:42.319 --> 00:31:43.519
And they wore masks.
00:31:46.240 --> 00:31:47.759
That's annoying.
00:31:50.240 --> 00:31:51.920
And they're in the fucking room together.
00:31:52.400 --> 00:31:52.799
Whatever.
00:31:52.960 --> 00:31:53.359
Yeah.
00:31:53.599 --> 00:31:54.000
Come on.
00:31:54.480 --> 00:31:55.359
Crazy times.
00:31:55.599 --> 00:31:56.079
Crazy.
00:31:56.160 --> 00:31:57.519
And it was only a few years ago.
00:31:57.680 --> 00:31:57.920
Yeah.
00:31:58.079 --> 00:32:00.240
People don't like people don't like thinking about that.
00:32:00.480 --> 00:32:03.119
What the you know when I'm gonna forget about that?
00:32:03.359 --> 00:32:03.680
When?
00:32:04.079 --> 00:32:10.000
When we're living in the reality of the Terminator 2 video game that was at Pizza Hut.
00:32:10.240 --> 00:32:11.279
It's not happening.
00:32:11.519 --> 00:32:14.000
And also, you keep referring to this game.
00:32:14.079 --> 00:32:15.200
You mean the movie?
00:32:15.599 --> 00:32:16.480
You never watched the movie?
00:32:16.799 --> 00:32:24.559
I watched the movie, but anybody who grew up around here and went to fucking Pizza Hut to the arcade.
00:32:24.720 --> 00:32:25.279
With the guy.
00:32:25.599 --> 00:32:27.519
Every single one of y'all knews what I'm talking about.
00:32:27.599 --> 00:32:31.359
They had the Terminator game that had the two machine gun Uzies.
00:32:31.440 --> 00:32:31.839
Yeah.
00:32:32.079 --> 00:32:38.240
And if you were Moy Chingone, if you had a full dollar, you would fire both of them up and you were double fisting those Uzies.
00:32:38.480 --> 00:32:39.200
You're white.
00:32:39.359 --> 00:32:41.119
And you're privileged.
00:32:41.440 --> 00:32:42.880
If you're white, yeah, you can eat two.
00:32:43.279 --> 00:32:45.759
If you're if you have that privilege.
00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:48.720
Just me and Tommy Taylor.
00:32:48.799 --> 00:32:50.480
Yeah, just you and Tommy and Jordan.
00:32:52.000 --> 00:32:56.480
And you're up there and you're firing those Uzies at the Terminators and they're shaking.
00:32:57.200 --> 00:33:00.160
That is what I see the future coming to.
00:33:00.559 --> 00:33:05.279
And when they had the Terminators that flew up, and you were like, what the fuck is that?
00:33:05.599 --> 00:33:06.400
It's just a drone.
00:33:06.559 --> 00:33:07.279
It's a drone.
00:33:07.359 --> 00:33:09.359
But we didn't know what a drone was.
00:33:10.000 --> 00:33:10.799
Goddamn drone.
00:33:10.960 --> 00:33:11.200
I know.
00:33:11.279 --> 00:33:13.599
I told I said this last or a few times.
00:33:13.759 --> 00:33:17.680
We couldn't have thought of a smaller helicopter later or earlier.
00:33:18.000 --> 00:33:19.039
Come on, Dusty.
00:33:19.119 --> 00:33:20.319
Why are you on that one, bud?
00:33:21.039 --> 00:33:22.240
Bro, I saw some.
00:33:22.400 --> 00:33:28.480
I've been seeing these ass clowns that are flying around in human like drones that'll haul humans.
00:33:28.720 --> 00:33:29.839
He said he wanted to buy one.
00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:31.759
And small airplanes.
00:33:31.839 --> 00:33:32.079
Yeah.
00:33:32.240 --> 00:33:33.839
They're cr they're kind of crazy.
00:33:34.000 --> 00:33:34.960
They're looking dangerous.
00:33:35.200 --> 00:33:36.480
I don't think I could trust it.
00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:36.960
No.
00:33:37.359 --> 00:33:42.640
You can't just go from 1995 dodge diesel to a flying drone and skip a Tesla.
00:33:42.720 --> 00:33:43.440
I don't think you can do it.
00:33:43.599 --> 00:33:44.480
I don't like the blade.
00:33:44.640 --> 00:33:45.279
The blades.
00:33:45.359 --> 00:33:47.279
I feel like there's something wrong with those blades.
00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:48.079
Yeah.
00:33:48.400 --> 00:33:52.160
We need a different way to power our drones.
00:33:53.279 --> 00:33:54.240
I agree.
00:33:55.200 --> 00:34:01.200
Like, what about like we had like wires going down like 90 and 83 and just people and like in that'd be awesome.
00:34:01.440 --> 00:34:02.079
Zip lining.
00:34:02.240 --> 00:34:02.720
Yeah.
00:34:03.039 --> 00:34:03.680
That'd be great.
00:34:03.759 --> 00:34:04.480
That'll never happen.
00:34:04.559 --> 00:34:05.599
Maybe the muscles will make it happen.
00:34:05.680 --> 00:34:06.559
That'll never happen.
00:34:08.719 --> 00:34:09.679
Spray your goat.
00:34:10.960 --> 00:34:12.880
Yeah, we were always like, they fuck goats.
00:34:13.199 --> 00:34:13.840
Do they?
00:34:14.159 --> 00:34:15.280
Do they fuck goats?
00:34:15.599 --> 00:34:19.119
When I was a kid, that's what they used to say from people from the mountains of Mexico.
00:34:19.360 --> 00:34:20.880
Or like Camp Wood.
00:34:21.360 --> 00:34:22.800
No, that was their cousin.
00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:23.440
Oh.
00:34:24.880 --> 00:34:25.840
That's what they said.
00:34:26.559 --> 00:34:28.239
I think that's how you got syphilis.
00:34:28.320 --> 00:34:29.679
I think that's how it came about.
00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:30.880
From goats?
00:34:32.800 --> 00:34:34.000
That's gross.
00:34:34.719 --> 00:34:35.840
That's gross.
00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:42.800
That's crazy that they would put a shepherd out there to watch the goats, and then the goats would be getting molested, and they're like, I wish a wolf was here.
00:34:43.119 --> 00:34:43.840
Must did.
00:34:44.400 --> 00:34:46.079
Like they're little children.
00:34:47.519 --> 00:34:49.920
Oh, dude, uh, Longhorns last night.
00:34:50.800 --> 00:34:51.280
Whoa.
00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:57.119
Okay, there was uh I feel bad for all the Indians in Austin after they lost.
00:34:57.360 --> 00:34:59.519
There's some sad Indians in Austin.
00:35:00.800 --> 00:35:09.280
I immediately saw, then of course, you know, the internet's just troll city and uh had all the Oklahoma people celebrating.
00:35:09.760 --> 00:35:29.280
And uh then the the the like troll internet racists were screenshotting pictures of the Oklahoma uh fan base, and then of course it was all these Aryan young men and women uh and then horrible things were said.
00:35:29.920 --> 00:35:34.480
Um internet's just a terrible place.
00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:35.679
It's funny though.
00:35:35.760 --> 00:35:36.079
I love it.
00:35:36.320 --> 00:35:36.800
It's funny.
00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:41.280
I I can my all the blue light from my phone is entering my brains at all times.
00:35:41.440 --> 00:35:44.639
Do you think the that makes our your eyesight worse?
00:35:44.960 --> 00:35:46.559
Uh some people do say that.
00:35:46.719 --> 00:35:47.920
Mine, their eyesight is fine.
00:35:48.159 --> 00:35:53.119
I feel like mine's deteriorating, but it may just I know it's my LASIK is wearing off, but I feel like it's getting worse.
00:35:56.239 --> 00:35:59.039
But I only need my glasses for things far away.
00:35:59.199 --> 00:36:02.559
I don't need glasses for anything, and I'm on my phone a ton.
00:36:03.039 --> 00:36:03.840
But you're always a marketplace.
00:36:04.079 --> 00:36:05.119
You're just superior, bud.
00:36:05.360 --> 00:36:06.880
No, no, you're always at a marketplace, though.
00:36:06.960 --> 00:36:07.599
So that makes no sense.
00:36:07.679 --> 00:36:08.719
I'm hunting for a deal.
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:10.480
You look at screens all day.
00:36:10.719 --> 00:36:11.679
All day.
00:36:12.000 --> 00:36:12.800
It's like Brad.
00:36:12.880 --> 00:36:14.639
I was like, Brad, will you ever use glasses?
00:36:14.800 --> 00:36:15.840
He goes, Yeah.
00:36:16.000 --> 00:36:17.519
And I go, how many no?
00:36:17.599 --> 00:36:19.440
I said GLP ones will make you go blind.
00:36:19.519 --> 00:36:20.719
And he goes, I'm not blind.
00:36:20.800 --> 00:36:22.800
And I said, Well, how many fingers am I holding up?
00:36:28.079 --> 00:36:30.960
Bro, is the trucker treat gonna be huge?
00:36:31.840 --> 00:36:34.159
It's gonna be what's it called?
00:36:34.239 --> 00:36:34.880
What's it say?
00:36:35.039 --> 00:36:36.079
Slap it's gonna slap.
00:36:36.480 --> 00:36:37.199
It's gonna slap.
00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:37.840
Yeah.
00:36:38.159 --> 00:36:38.559
Slap.
00:36:38.880 --> 00:36:41.440
Yeah, got Gabby was like, who are we gonna invite to these things?
00:36:41.519 --> 00:36:41.760
This thing.
00:36:41.840 --> 00:36:45.280
I'm like, call Connor, call Ziggy, call someone else.
00:36:45.760 --> 00:36:46.480
They might say yes.
00:36:46.639 --> 00:36:47.760
They both said yes.
00:36:49.519 --> 00:36:51.599
So yeah, the come down to the truck retreat.
00:36:51.679 --> 00:36:52.239
When is that?
00:36:52.400 --> 00:36:57.039
Don't invite the 3C exotic guys because he can't be that close to kids.
00:36:57.280 --> 00:36:58.000
Or candy.
00:36:58.159 --> 00:37:00.000
Or candy, mostly candy.
00:37:00.159 --> 00:37:02.719
Yeah, like 90% candy.
00:37:03.440 --> 00:37:06.000
Uh uh, I think I told him to call Chris.
00:37:06.159 --> 00:37:07.199
He probably just didn't answer.
00:37:07.840 --> 00:37:08.159
Too busy.
00:37:08.239 --> 00:37:08.960
I'm gonna capture.
00:37:09.360 --> 00:37:10.239
I'm like capture.
00:37:10.559 --> 00:37:12.000
Capture the X's.
00:37:12.320 --> 00:37:13.840
Uh when is it?
00:37:14.480 --> 00:37:15.440
Uh, I don't know.
00:37:16.480 --> 00:37:18.159
It's like the Tuesday before Halloween.
00:37:18.400 --> 00:37:18.719
Okay.
00:37:18.880 --> 00:37:20.880
Yeah, come down to uh old G's.
00:37:20.960 --> 00:37:23.840
We're gonna have OG Motors, we're gonna have a truck retreat.
00:37:24.159 --> 00:37:25.440
People have like their trucks.
00:37:25.599 --> 00:37:26.880
We're gonna have all our trucks.
00:37:27.119 --> 00:37:29.360
I think we're having a DJ Wolverine.
00:37:30.320 --> 00:37:33.119
DJ's gonna come by with the tunes.
00:37:33.360 --> 00:37:36.239
Um, I think we might have some food, candy.
00:37:36.480 --> 00:37:41.440
Um, I might get my mom to let me borrow her popcorn machine.
00:37:41.679 --> 00:37:42.639
Oh, I like that.
00:37:42.800 --> 00:37:43.360
Yeah.
00:37:43.679 --> 00:37:44.400
Borrow.
00:37:44.559 --> 00:37:45.840
We're not gonna buy it.
00:37:46.000 --> 00:37:48.000
We're not buying anything right now.
00:37:48.320 --> 00:37:50.320
Um, we're gonna have a whole show.
00:37:50.400 --> 00:37:52.000
So come on down to truck or treat.
00:37:52.079 --> 00:37:54.079
McNey's looking in to see what day it is.
00:37:54.719 --> 00:37:57.760
We've got uh we got some great folks here in town, really.
00:37:57.920 --> 00:37:58.239
We indeed.
00:37:58.639 --> 00:38:03.599
When they hear about the truck or treat, there's a lot of people that's like, man, that's something to do.
00:38:03.840 --> 00:38:05.199
It's for the ninos.
00:38:05.280 --> 00:38:06.880
Everybody likes the ninos.
00:38:07.599 --> 00:38:08.800
Well, they'll make it happen.
00:38:09.119 --> 00:38:13.039
Last time we uh had a thing, it we got swept in a flood.
00:38:13.360 --> 00:38:16.000
It's October 27th at 6 30 p.m.
00:38:16.400 --> 00:38:17.760
Be there or be square.
00:38:18.000 --> 00:38:19.440
Truck or treat.
00:38:19.760 --> 00:38:20.960
Yeah, truck or treat.
00:38:21.119 --> 00:38:22.000
There we go.
00:38:22.159 --> 00:38:24.559
Um if you have a cool ride, come by.
00:38:24.719 --> 00:38:27.199
Oh, yeah, we have music and food vendors too.
00:38:27.840 --> 00:38:28.639
Oh, delay.
00:38:28.800 --> 00:38:29.840
Yeah, dude, it's gonna be awesome.
00:38:29.920 --> 00:38:30.559
It's coming along.
00:38:30.639 --> 00:38:31.760
And we're gonna cover all the cars.
00:38:31.840 --> 00:38:33.360
Again, don't even ask about the cars.
00:38:33.519 --> 00:38:34.559
Yeah, don't ask.
00:38:35.039 --> 00:38:36.960
So ghosts can't see it.
00:38:37.039 --> 00:38:37.519
Yeah, yeah.
00:38:37.599 --> 00:38:40.400
They could have the blanket over with the two eyes booked out.
00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:43.599
I'm gonna park one of them out there and be like, this one's haunted.
00:38:44.400 --> 00:38:44.800
Nice.
00:38:44.880 --> 00:38:45.280
Which one?
00:38:45.440 --> 00:38:46.800
The one that was in the flood.
00:38:50.239 --> 00:38:51.519
Rocco's hanging out.
00:38:51.599 --> 00:38:52.559
What's up, dog?
00:38:53.119 --> 00:38:54.400
He's a good dog, dude.
00:38:54.559 --> 00:38:56.960
He's ready to eat somebody.
00:38:58.480 --> 00:39:01.599
Um, we need to get trained, get him trained though, like to kill.
00:39:01.920 --> 00:39:02.719
Oh, he knows.
00:39:02.960 --> 00:39:04.320
He killed that cat the other day.
00:39:04.480 --> 00:39:06.239
I had a dog to kill the cat.
00:39:06.800 --> 00:39:08.400
He ate it too, didn't he?
00:39:08.800 --> 00:39:20.079
If uh if anyone knows a Jehovah's Witness, my address is I was at Joe's the other day, and two Jehovah's Witnesses came by and they're like, How y'all doing?
00:39:20.159 --> 00:39:20.880
Working on cars?
00:39:21.039 --> 00:39:22.159
And I didn't say anything.
00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:24.079
He's like, So y'all go to church?
00:39:24.239 --> 00:39:29.519
And they go, No! He was like, Okay, and he walked away.
00:39:32.000 --> 00:39:33.840
Take the fuck away from me with those white shirts.
00:39:33.920 --> 00:39:34.639
I hate it.
00:39:34.960 --> 00:39:36.000
Oh man.
00:39:38.000 --> 00:39:39.519
Bro, 10-9.
00:39:39.760 --> 00:39:40.480
What day was 10-9?
00:39:40.639 --> 00:39:41.039
That was Thursday.
00:39:42.320 --> 00:39:43.599
That was Thursday, 10-9?
00:39:44.320 --> 00:39:45.440
Or was it Friday?
00:39:45.599 --> 00:39:46.239
It was today.
00:39:46.400 --> 00:39:47.280
It was Friday, right?
00:39:47.360 --> 00:39:49.039
Today's the 11th, so it was Friday.
00:39:49.360 --> 00:39:50.000
Yeah.
00:39:50.320 --> 00:39:50.880
What happened?
00:39:51.199 --> 00:39:54.559
I had a brisket and sausage plate at Julio's.
00:39:55.199 --> 00:39:56.320
Wait, who's a waitress?
00:39:56.960 --> 00:39:57.679
Zulema.
00:39:58.079 --> 00:39:58.480
Nice.
00:39:58.719 --> 00:39:59.920
No, it wasn't.
00:40:00.159 --> 00:40:01.199
It wasn't Zulema.
00:40:01.599 --> 00:40:02.480
Some other lady.
00:40:02.800 --> 00:40:08.960
So that I'm I was drawing a blank, but I would if we saw each other anywhere in town, we would speak to each other.
00:40:09.199 --> 00:40:09.679
Oh, okay.
00:40:09.840 --> 00:40:10.480
Yeah.
00:40:10.880 --> 00:40:14.960
And uh man, it was good.
00:40:15.280 --> 00:40:15.519
Really?
00:40:15.599 --> 00:40:16.159
What'd you have?
00:40:16.320 --> 00:40:18.800
I'm just gonna say brisket, rice and beans, or what?
00:40:18.960 --> 00:40:23.440
It was the best restaurant brisket I've had in a while.
00:40:23.599 --> 00:40:26.000
And I'm not saying I've had any bad ones anywhere.
00:40:26.239 --> 00:40:27.840
It was just top tier.
00:40:28.000 --> 00:40:29.039
And it wasn't even good.
00:40:29.360 --> 00:40:31.039
This is how you know it was good.
00:40:31.519 --> 00:40:33.280
It wasn't even cut right.
00:40:33.840 --> 00:40:34.239
Really?
00:40:34.480 --> 00:40:35.199
That's how good it was.
00:40:35.360 --> 00:40:36.480
Like yeah, that's how good it was.
00:40:36.559 --> 00:40:40.719
It was like they just I think they had a retarded man with a meat cleaver.
00:40:40.800 --> 00:40:43.119
They had Michael Myers back there cutting the fucking brisket up.
00:40:43.280 --> 00:40:44.880
Yeah, blind man back there.
00:40:45.760 --> 00:40:47.840
And it was all came out all wrong.
00:40:48.000 --> 00:40:55.360
And I looked in it, I was like, God damn, they really cut the fucking pumpkin carver cut this son of a bitch up.
00:40:55.599 --> 00:40:56.079
That's funny.
00:40:56.239 --> 00:40:57.039
It was excellent.
00:40:57.280 --> 00:41:01.280
Well, what when you get a sliced brisket, what kind of cut do you like?
00:41:01.360 --> 00:41:06.559
You know that like the the like the standard cut, like it's all just I don't like that one.
00:41:06.800 --> 00:41:07.199
Really?
00:41:07.280 --> 00:41:08.320
I love that one.
00:41:08.480 --> 00:41:09.519
I like the fat one.
00:41:09.760 --> 00:41:13.840
I like the the really the the the lean one with tons of salsa.
00:41:16.960 --> 00:41:19.440
But it was really good, and and I'll have to give them that.
00:41:19.519 --> 00:41:30.960
And I'll tell you what the what's banging about it, too, that it that this brisket didn't need a crutch, but I'll tell you what they got crutches over there because you can get Mexican rice and refried beans.
00:41:31.119 --> 00:41:35.440
And instead of bread, plain ass shitty white bread, you can get a tortilla.
00:41:35.599 --> 00:41:36.639
No way, yes, sir.
00:41:36.800 --> 00:41:37.440
That's what I'm getting.
00:41:37.599 --> 00:41:38.000
Yes, sir.
00:41:38.159 --> 00:41:40.960
You gotta go, and you value you're not getting bread, you're getting tortilla.
00:41:41.039 --> 00:41:41.199
Yeah.
00:41:41.280 --> 00:41:44.159
Unless you're gonna have a would you like my cold white bread?
00:41:44.320 --> 00:41:45.360
No, no, I wouldn't.
00:41:45.440 --> 00:41:46.800
Like you're wonder bread.
00:41:47.039 --> 00:41:48.960
Well, you think I am a Frio River minnow?
00:41:49.119 --> 00:41:50.719
I don't want that fucking white bread.
00:41:51.360 --> 00:41:52.159
No shit.
00:41:52.559 --> 00:41:53.920
Frio River Minnow.
00:41:54.719 --> 00:41:58.320
Uh that I want to go to who lives and try it now.
00:41:58.480 --> 00:41:59.519
It was banging.
00:41:59.679 --> 00:42:01.440
But my dad's making brisket today for tomorrow.
00:42:01.679 --> 00:42:03.679
And I think this brisket I ate was like your dad's brisket.
00:42:03.760 --> 00:42:10.719
I think it had been cooked and then professionally reheated in a in a diligent and mindful way.
00:42:10.960 --> 00:42:12.239
There's a way to do it.
00:42:12.400 --> 00:42:13.679
Uh he didn't do it last time.
00:42:13.760 --> 00:42:16.559
He's he said it's working again, his little size thing.
00:42:16.719 --> 00:42:18.639
Yeah, your your dad's brisket was good, man.
00:42:19.199 --> 00:42:21.599
I would say that Julio's brisket was comparable.
00:42:21.840 --> 00:42:22.639
But it took him out.
00:42:22.719 --> 00:42:24.719
He was out for three days after he made your brisket.
00:42:24.800 --> 00:42:25.360
It wore him out.
00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:26.559
It wore him out.
00:42:26.800 --> 00:42:29.199
And my mom's like, are you gonna make a brisket?
00:42:29.519 --> 00:42:30.320
It's gonna wear you out.
00:42:30.400 --> 00:42:31.360
And he's like, I got it.
00:42:31.519 --> 00:42:32.559
She's like, No, you don't.
00:42:32.639 --> 00:42:33.360
It's gonna wear you out.
00:42:33.440 --> 00:42:34.880
You're gonna be in a terrible mood.
00:42:35.119 --> 00:42:39.280
He was just sitting around in a wife beater with a rag on his head for three days in his chair.
00:42:39.440 --> 00:42:39.599
Yeah.
00:42:39.760 --> 00:42:43.280
I mean, oh it took it because he's like he goes all in.
00:42:43.440 --> 00:42:48.320
He's there just poking and looking and lighting and checking and rapping.
00:42:48.719 --> 00:42:49.280
But yeah.
00:42:49.599 --> 00:42:50.239
Damn.
00:42:50.880 --> 00:42:53.599
He's like the Ernest Cervantes of a One Brisket.
00:42:53.840 --> 00:42:54.400
Shut down.
00:42:54.719 --> 00:42:55.360
Shut Ernie.
00:42:55.599 --> 00:42:55.840
Where are you?
00:42:55.920 --> 00:42:56.800
When are you coming on?
00:42:57.039 --> 00:43:08.559
I saw a funny clip the other day where some guy had had gone into burnt bean and was talking to Ernest, because I guess he's pretty pretty easy to talk to.
00:43:08.639 --> 00:43:09.760
He's running the fucking thing.
00:43:10.159 --> 00:43:11.360
Like he's boots on the ground.
00:43:11.599 --> 00:43:12.000
Yes.
00:43:12.559 --> 00:43:18.079
And some guy was like, his pretty dang good, but he's like, I don't know, mine might be better better.
00:43:18.239 --> 00:43:21.840
And Ernie and Ernest told her and goes, Then go eat yours, Consucker.
00:43:22.159 --> 00:43:26.320
No, Ernest goes, Well, let's cook, let's cook one, let's have a cook-off and see.
00:43:26.559 --> 00:43:27.039
No way.
00:43:27.199 --> 00:43:32.079
And the guy, the guy goes, one brisket, and Ernest goes, 50.
00:43:33.760 --> 00:43:34.400
Nice.
00:43:35.199 --> 00:43:36.480
Like exactly.
00:43:36.800 --> 00:43:37.360
Exactly.
00:43:37.840 --> 00:43:39.119
He Jody Clarked your ass.
00:43:39.360 --> 00:43:40.000
Yeah.
00:43:40.800 --> 00:43:41.760
Show it, Jody.
00:43:42.079 --> 00:43:43.679
Uh but I I thought that was a great answer.
00:43:43.760 --> 00:43:46.800
Like he was like, maybe maybe you do make the best brisket in the world.
00:43:46.880 --> 00:43:48.239
He goes, but let's cook 50 of them.
00:43:48.480 --> 00:43:50.639
Yeah, maybe your wife's lying to you, you cocksucker.
00:43:50.960 --> 00:43:51.599
Yeah.
00:43:54.079 --> 00:43:54.880
Slow down, bud.
00:43:55.280 --> 00:43:57.199
We're we're going too fast.
00:43:58.239 --> 00:43:59.199
Going too fast, bud.
00:44:01.119 --> 00:44:02.000
Volamicus.
00:44:02.400 --> 00:44:06.400
When does someone use this your this is an interesting note, Ox.
00:44:06.639 --> 00:44:07.039
Thank you.
00:44:07.199 --> 00:44:09.519
The double exclamation point emoji.
00:44:09.599 --> 00:44:10.000
Yeah.
00:44:10.239 --> 00:44:11.599
When should one use this?
00:44:11.840 --> 00:44:14.079
I use this when I'm I don't know what else to use.
00:44:14.320 --> 00:44:28.880
I imagine if like you went on a date and it was a lady boy and you were telling me about it, it would be like, I had this wonderful nice dinner and we were sharing spaghetti and our lips met, and then she had a cock.
00:44:29.199 --> 00:44:30.719
Well that would be that would be that technology.
00:44:31.920 --> 00:44:34.159
I would oh that would be the crying laughing.
00:44:34.480 --> 00:44:36.239
Double exclamation points would be okay too.
00:44:36.400 --> 00:44:37.280
Yeah, it'd be acceptable.
00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:38.079
It'd be acceptable.
00:44:38.159 --> 00:44:40.400
But crying laughing would be the automatic response.
00:44:40.639 --> 00:44:45.920
No, I guess with the next line when you say, and I liked it, double exclamation point.
00:44:47.199 --> 00:44:50.320
Yes, that's perfectly acceptable.
00:44:51.199 --> 00:44:53.280
Or maybe like Iraqo ate a cat.
00:44:54.239 --> 00:44:54.800
Double.
00:44:55.039 --> 00:44:55.519
Double.
00:44:55.679 --> 00:44:56.320
Yeah.
00:44:56.639 --> 00:44:57.440
Emojis is a good one.
00:44:57.599 --> 00:45:00.400
What about the one with the giant question mark and exclamation point?
00:45:00.480 --> 00:45:01.119
I've never used that.
00:45:01.199 --> 00:45:01.519
I don't think that's a good one.
00:45:01.599 --> 00:45:02.400
I've never seen that one.
00:45:02.480 --> 00:45:03.119
I think it's in there.
00:45:03.360 --> 00:45:03.760
No way.
00:45:03.920 --> 00:45:04.480
Yes, way.
00:45:04.719 --> 00:45:05.199
Let me see.
00:45:05.360 --> 00:45:06.159
Are you in a hurry?
00:45:06.320 --> 00:45:07.360
No, I'm not in a hurry.
00:45:07.599 --> 00:45:08.400
Let me see.
00:45:08.559 --> 00:45:10.079
That's what we think about armed people.
00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:11.440
We'll just say, you know.
00:45:14.239 --> 00:45:15.360
I'm gonna see the double.
00:45:15.760 --> 00:45:17.119
I'm gonna see the question.
00:45:20.800 --> 00:45:22.719
We're looking for emojis.
00:45:26.239 --> 00:45:27.199
We discussed.
00:45:27.440 --> 00:45:30.960
I cannot find the 79 GMC Sierra Dually with dumped.
00:45:32.000 --> 00:45:33.199
Oh, that one.
00:45:33.840 --> 00:45:34.239
Yeah.
00:45:34.480 --> 00:45:38.559
I I was just thinking about like the the the first five, you know, that come up.
00:45:39.679 --> 00:45:42.880
Where's a 79 GMC Sierra dually powered dump bed?
00:45:43.119 --> 00:45:44.639
I can't, they will not let me find it.
00:45:44.880 --> 00:45:45.119
Really?
00:45:45.280 --> 00:45:46.960
Yeah, look, this is what happens.
00:45:47.599 --> 00:45:48.480
Damn, homie.
00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:50.719
I guess they're look at this rascal.
00:45:52.880 --> 00:45:54.400
Oh, I love it, dude.
00:45:54.960 --> 00:45:56.719
That's like for tires or something, isn't it?
00:45:56.960 --> 00:45:58.880
This is I'm telling you, this is a sleeper.
00:45:59.119 --> 00:46:00.239
Menifee, California.
00:46:00.320 --> 00:46:01.840
Oh, it's in great shape, probably.
00:46:02.079 --> 00:46:02.719
Yeah.
00:46:03.440 --> 00:46:04.639
I think we should get this.
00:46:04.880 --> 00:46:05.599
How much is it?
00:46:06.000 --> 00:46:07.679
Dude, let's go get it.
00:46:07.920 --> 00:46:08.800
Let's get it.
00:46:08.880 --> 00:46:10.079
Let's go get it.
00:46:10.400 --> 00:46:11.920
Look at that interior.
00:46:12.239 --> 00:46:16.880
Bro, I'm sure the seat's ripped up, but is and it's a four-speed with a 454.
00:46:17.440 --> 00:46:20.719
Dude, I will take the fucking gooseneck and go get this.
00:46:20.960 --> 00:46:21.840
We gotta get this.
00:46:22.000 --> 00:46:23.679
I think this is makes total sense.
00:46:23.920 --> 00:46:28.400
Fly me to sac fly me to Sacramento or or fucking what is it, Modesto?
00:46:28.719 --> 00:46:31.440
And I'll I'll take a taxi down here and drive it back.
00:46:31.679 --> 00:46:33.519
I don't think you should drive it back.
00:46:33.840 --> 00:46:34.880
I would love to.
00:46:35.119 --> 00:46:36.320
It'd probably take a week.
00:46:36.480 --> 00:46:37.119
I know.
00:46:37.679 --> 00:46:46.800
You would get at every checkpoint, they would be like, I'd be crossing the Tehachapi Mountains, I'd be like, ah, you can't go any further.
00:46:48.000 --> 00:46:50.400
This thing unless you're a unless you're an illegal immigrant.
00:46:50.639 --> 00:46:56.079
I just imagine this is something that we could polish up or Well, can I go get it?
00:46:56.400 --> 00:46:56.800
Yes.
00:46:57.039 --> 00:46:58.880
Okay, then that's what's on our list.
00:46:59.119 --> 00:47:00.239
Put it on the list, Big New.
00:47:00.559 --> 00:47:01.360
It's on the list.
00:47:01.760 --> 00:47:03.440
Call you, you're gonna text him?
00:47:04.400 --> 00:47:05.119
Or message him?
00:47:05.440 --> 00:47:07.360
On we're doing this live on air.
00:47:07.599 --> 00:47:08.639
I just want you to talk to him.
00:47:08.719 --> 00:47:09.360
I don't want to talk to him.
00:47:09.519 --> 00:47:09.920
Oh, okay.
00:47:10.000 --> 00:47:11.519
Well, I'll tell him I'll take it.
00:47:12.000 --> 00:47:13.760
But it's not letting me get it.
00:47:14.880 --> 00:47:16.239
Uh why not?
00:47:16.559 --> 00:47:17.199
I don't know.
00:47:19.119 --> 00:47:22.000
What are you sending a message and and be like, this is my number?
00:47:22.159 --> 00:47:23.360
And then put my number.
00:47:25.119 --> 00:47:26.079
What's your number, man?
00:47:26.400 --> 00:47:28.480
Eight three oh five nine one.
00:47:58.559 --> 00:48:00.239
I wouldn't even stop at a weigh station.
00:48:00.559 --> 00:48:01.360
Are we back on?
00:48:01.679 --> 00:48:02.559
We ha we are on.
00:48:02.639 --> 00:48:02.960
I don't know.
00:48:03.119 --> 00:48:03.679
I needed mine.
00:48:04.159 --> 00:48:04.639
Nice.
00:48:08.960 --> 00:48:09.920
They didn't say shit.
00:48:10.480 --> 00:48:12.320
Why would you Oh, because you had a gooseneck?
00:48:12.400 --> 00:48:12.800
Mm-hmm.
00:48:15.519 --> 00:48:16.079
Sinner?
00:48:16.320 --> 00:48:16.880
Joseph.
00:48:17.199 --> 00:48:17.920
Startka.
00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:18.800
Where is that?
00:48:19.039 --> 00:48:19.760
Go down.
00:48:21.039 --> 00:48:22.079
Winchester.
00:48:23.119 --> 00:48:24.559
Is it like Southern California?
00:48:24.719 --> 00:48:25.760
Can you click on it?
00:48:27.119 --> 00:48:29.199
Sorry everybody, but we found a cool square box.
00:48:29.440 --> 00:48:33.679
It's fine, everyone likes thinks everyone loves the gonna pizza on them.
00:48:36.000 --> 00:48:38.960
Oh damn, it's like oh okay, it's over by Temecula.
00:48:39.119 --> 00:48:39.920
Temecula.
00:48:40.159 --> 00:48:40.960
By Riverside.
00:48:41.119 --> 00:48:44.159
Riverside's the crystal meth capital of California.
00:48:45.440 --> 00:48:47.360
Where would you fly into here?
00:48:47.599 --> 00:48:48.880
Uh Ontario.
00:48:49.920 --> 00:48:50.800
Right there.
00:48:51.519 --> 00:48:53.679
Ontario, California, yay.
00:48:53.920 --> 00:48:57.119
I went when I first started trucking, they're like, we're flying all out to Ontario.
00:48:57.199 --> 00:48:58.559
We have no trucks in Dallas.
00:48:58.800 --> 00:48:59.679
I was like, okay.
00:48:59.760 --> 00:49:01.440
So they flew us out there.
00:49:01.760 --> 00:49:04.239
And I met a lady on the plane.
00:49:04.800 --> 00:49:06.880
And uh we were talking.
00:49:07.039 --> 00:49:08.719
It was one of these horny ladies.
00:49:09.440 --> 00:49:10.159
You know what I'm talking about?
00:49:10.400 --> 00:49:11.519
Horny airport ladies.
00:49:11.679 --> 00:49:18.000
And uh she got to the we got to our destination, and everyone's like, man, you talk to that girl.
00:49:18.159 --> 00:49:18.559
Wow.
00:49:18.800 --> 00:49:23.519
And then uh everyone looks over and she's with her friend, and they start making out.
00:49:23.760 --> 00:49:26.000
And I was like, and I was like over here doing something else.
00:49:26.079 --> 00:49:27.840
They're like, she was making out with her friend.
00:49:27.920 --> 00:49:29.360
And I was like, I don't care.
00:49:30.000 --> 00:49:31.039
Another woman?
00:49:31.360 --> 00:49:32.639
Yep, yep.
00:49:33.039 --> 00:49:34.480
Never talk to her again.
00:49:35.039 --> 00:49:38.239
I'm telling you, these airport hoes are out there flying around, dude.
00:49:38.480 --> 00:49:39.280
She's she was right.
00:49:40.239 --> 00:49:41.039
It's real.
00:49:42.159 --> 00:49:44.480
Um what else?
00:49:44.639 --> 00:49:46.880
I think this is a great idea of your which brother?
00:49:47.039 --> 00:49:48.159
Which brother had this idea?
00:49:48.400 --> 00:49:49.280
The older one.
00:49:49.599 --> 00:49:50.079
Really?
00:49:50.239 --> 00:49:53.280
I didn't know that son of a bitch had any good ideas.
00:49:53.519 --> 00:49:55.119
From a month ago, I was gonna text him something.
00:49:55.199 --> 00:49:59.519
You know when you text them, you're like, I'm gonna tell this guy, and they sent you a text a month ago and you forgot.
00:49:59.679 --> 00:50:01.599
Yeah, this is what the text was.
00:50:01.840 --> 00:50:06.239
He said we should do a comedy night at Ruby's with a$500 prize.
00:50:07.360 --> 00:50:08.880
Not the worst idea.
00:50:09.360 --> 00:50:10.960
I'll put up the money myself.
00:50:11.199 --> 00:50:14.320
I I think we could I think we could lower the bar of the prize.
00:50:14.480 --> 00:50:15.760
No one else has anything else to do.
00:50:15.920 --> 00:50:18.639
I think we could do$200 and would be$250.
00:50:19.039 --> 00:50:19.679
$200.
00:50:19.840 --> 00:50:20.159
$200.
00:50:20.400 --> 00:50:20.880
Even$100.
00:50:21.199 --> 00:50:22.159
I think we would do$100.
00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:22.639
Yeah.
00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:28.480
I think I think we'll get a lot more people to do it for five, but what do you think?
00:50:28.559 --> 00:50:29.760
Can we should we Renee?
00:50:29.920 --> 00:50:30.800
What do you think about this idea?
00:50:31.039 --> 00:50:33.119
Would it be weird if I was winning my own money?
00:50:33.599 --> 00:50:34.400
Would you try it?
00:50:35.119 --> 00:50:35.599
No way.
00:50:35.920 --> 00:50:36.559
Might, bro.
00:50:36.880 --> 00:50:38.159
You would be so embarrassed.
00:50:38.400 --> 00:50:40.719
I would do my best carrot top impression.
00:50:40.800 --> 00:50:42.000
I'd have a bunch of props.
00:50:42.239 --> 00:50:44.800
You should just bring Rocco up there and rile him up.
00:50:46.480 --> 00:50:47.920
Get on! Get out.
00:50:49.360 --> 00:50:50.400
No, my what's it?
00:50:50.559 --> 00:50:51.360
My tarantula.
00:50:52.079 --> 00:50:58.159
Yeah, after uh after our lunch with Jody Clark, I'm gonna travel with Rocco now in case any of our fans try to talk to me.
00:50:58.239 --> 00:50:59.920
I can make sure Rocco kills them.
00:51:00.079 --> 00:51:01.519
I knew who you were the whole time.
00:51:01.840 --> 00:51:03.519
I just pretended I didn't know.
00:51:04.159 --> 00:51:05.199
I'm kidding, Jody.
00:51:05.440 --> 00:51:06.400
So wish you still didn't know.
00:51:06.480 --> 00:51:07.199
Oh, no, no.
00:51:07.360 --> 00:51:08.159
Jody's awesome.
00:51:08.239 --> 00:51:11.039
Shout out Justin is his last name Schmidt?
00:51:11.920 --> 00:51:13.039
He's over at the Firehouse.
00:51:13.199 --> 00:51:13.519
Justin.
00:51:16.559 --> 00:51:19.679
Justin's a long time listener of ours, but are you looking at him?
00:51:19.840 --> 00:51:20.880
Are you looking him off?
00:51:21.119 --> 00:51:22.719
We're just gonna look people up on Facebook.
00:51:22.800 --> 00:51:23.519
That's our new thing.
00:51:23.760 --> 00:51:29.760
No, that's uh, but I um you never know how to say those, yeah.
00:51:30.480 --> 00:51:35.920
You know, I don't I just went over saying names wrong, and I don't want it to be have like a silent P in there or something that I missed.
00:51:36.079 --> 00:51:36.880
Show Justin Hahn.
00:51:37.039 --> 00:51:37.920
Birthdays next week.
00:51:38.079 --> 00:51:43.440
Um we're he sent me a message saying he's got uh Scout 2, also.
00:51:44.320 --> 00:51:45.760
Um shout out Justin.
00:51:45.840 --> 00:51:49.360
I'm glad we could uh we could uh commiserate on this deal, our scouts.
00:51:49.840 --> 00:51:51.679
Is his scout run?
00:51:52.320 --> 00:51:53.920
No, it's it's it's like all the other ones.
00:51:54.960 --> 00:51:56.320
Oh, just started the project.
00:51:56.639 --> 00:51:58.000
I don't know if he started it or he just has it.
00:51:58.079 --> 00:51:58.320
I don't know.
00:51:58.400 --> 00:52:00.159
Shout out just Justin, let me know what's up.
00:52:00.320 --> 00:52:01.280
Very nice.
00:52:01.519 --> 00:52:04.159
Uh yeah, but I do want to do this comedy out of rubies.
00:52:04.239 --> 00:52:04.960
It'd be fun, dude.
00:52:05.119 --> 00:52:09.840
Yeah, imagine just pounding some uh non-alcoholic beers and just laughing.
00:52:10.719 --> 00:52:23.840
You know what it would be fun to especially to do it on like a really busy because I don't think anybody wants that to be the the whole night, but maybe before a band started they would have open mic night.
00:52:23.920 --> 00:52:27.760
You know, if the band starts at 10, you would have this comedy deal from like 8 to 10.
00:52:27.840 --> 00:52:28.960
So people might come earlier.
00:52:29.119 --> 00:52:30.639
Yeah, yeah, that'd be awesome.
00:52:30.880 --> 00:52:32.639
That'd be a good way to get people in there.
00:52:32.800 --> 00:52:33.440
Yeah.
00:52:34.000 --> 00:52:35.840
We're doing it next week.
00:52:36.320 --> 00:52:39.119
I'm out of town, but let me know how it goes.
00:52:39.360 --> 00:52:40.559
Uh yeah, I do want to do that.
00:52:40.639 --> 00:52:42.000
Uh, Renee, let us know.
00:52:42.239 --> 00:52:45.679
Um dude, people with these haunted houses.
00:52:46.559 --> 00:52:50.320
All through my childhood, everywhere in America, people have these haunted houses.
00:52:50.480 --> 00:52:50.880
What do you think?
00:52:51.119 --> 00:52:52.480
What do you think about those?
00:52:52.960 --> 00:53:01.280
I don't I know that people will drive across the country to go to a if uh if a haunted house is getting hyped up, they want to go.
00:53:01.519 --> 00:53:01.920
Yeah, they do.
00:53:02.079 --> 00:53:03.119
I'm not one of those people.
00:53:03.360 --> 00:53:04.800
No, yeah.
00:53:05.119 --> 00:53:09.039
Some college kid running at me with a chainsaw with a chain off of it.
00:53:09.440 --> 00:53:17.039
They sh they should make one of those haunted houses, but it's like the subway in Japan, and just a bunch of gropers.
00:53:17.280 --> 00:53:23.760
Oh fuck, just grabbing your tits, just a bunch of well-dressed uh businessmen with the same haircut groping you.
00:53:23.920 --> 00:53:24.559
God, that is scary.
00:53:25.679 --> 00:53:26.320
It's terrifying.
00:53:26.559 --> 00:53:27.519
That's terrifying.
00:53:27.760 --> 00:53:29.119
But yeah, people do it to make money.
00:53:29.199 --> 00:53:30.960
I guess you make a lot of money doing that.
00:53:31.599 --> 00:53:38.239
And my comment is I don't care if you think it brings families together or you want to make some money, you're a fucking idiot, and I hate you.
00:53:38.480 --> 00:53:40.400
If you make a haunted house, yeah.
00:53:41.119 --> 00:53:42.320
I hate it.
00:53:43.280 --> 00:53:45.039
I fucking hate it.
00:53:45.280 --> 00:53:50.079
Uh you gotta be a different kind of cat to be uh a haunted house person.
00:53:50.320 --> 00:53:51.599
I'm a candy man.
00:53:52.639 --> 00:53:54.480
I love candy, I don't know.
00:53:57.599 --> 00:54:06.960
So this morning I woke up and uh opened the space book and I see Constable Emmanuel somewhat up.
00:54:07.199 --> 00:54:19.440
Probably the best news per You want to fucking have somebody that's going to, and probably he is better shit to do, but you want somebody to moderate, be a moderator for a political forum.
00:54:19.519 --> 00:54:20.559
How about get Emmanuel?
00:54:20.639 --> 00:54:22.480
He's the best news source we got in Uvaldi.
00:54:22.639 --> 00:54:23.679
I don't even know this guy.
00:54:23.920 --> 00:54:26.320
Well, you would recognize him if you saw him because he's everywhere.
00:54:26.400 --> 00:54:49.760
He's one, he's one of the constables, and he has a great his constable Facebook page is just updating like what's going on, and it's he does a really good job of giving you the information that is actually information, not any speculation, not any bullshit, not it's like this is happening, and it's pretty real time.
00:54:49.920 --> 00:54:50.480
Yeah.
00:54:50.800 --> 00:55:01.679
Anyways, this morning, I'm I'm gonna read it so I don't butcher it, uh, because he does such a good job of uh of getting the the story out without trying to be a chance.
00:55:01.920 --> 00:55:04.639
He's like the Negpod Facebook page, but for you all me.
00:55:05.119 --> 00:55:06.320
And accurate.
00:55:06.800 --> 00:55:07.199
Yeah.
00:55:07.440 --> 00:55:08.239
And credible.
00:55:08.639 --> 00:55:09.119
Sure.
00:55:09.599 --> 00:55:10.079
I guess.
00:55:10.320 --> 00:55:11.840
Constable Emmanuel Zamora.
00:55:12.079 --> 00:55:13.039
11 hours ago.
00:55:13.119 --> 00:55:16.800
So this would have been posted at 4 o'clock this morning.
00:55:17.519 --> 00:55:18.079
4 a.m.
00:55:18.400 --> 00:55:21.280
This guy's giving you real-time updates at 4 a.m.
00:55:21.599 --> 00:55:23.360
Says Where do you sleep?
00:55:23.599 --> 00:55:26.400
Active investigation at 3 25 a.m.
00:55:26.639 --> 00:55:27.119
Sunday.
00:55:27.440 --> 00:55:33.519
Uvaldi County Sheriff's Office is investigating a reported shooting off Bob White Loop at the Uvaldi Estates.
00:55:34.000 --> 00:55:37.039
Uvaldi EMS and deputies responding.
00:55:37.440 --> 00:55:39.599
Update at 6 45 a.m.
00:55:40.079 --> 00:55:41.360
Scene remains active.
00:55:41.519 --> 00:55:44.559
Two subjects injured and were transported for medical attention.
00:55:44.800 --> 00:55:48.000
Uvaldi County Sheriff's Office is leading the investigation.
00:55:48.800 --> 00:55:50.800
Final update 11:50 a.m.
00:55:51.119 --> 00:55:54.800
Sheriff Nelasco has confirmed the individuals involved are teenagers.
00:55:54.880 --> 00:56:08.639
The Uvalde County Sheriff's Office is still searching for a person suspected of injuring two people in a shooting early October 11th during a party in the Uvaldi estates, according to Sheriff Reuben Nelasco.
00:56:09.760 --> 00:56:16.639
Okay, so this and I don't want to get into uh I don't know any facts, so this is the fact I know.
00:56:17.599 --> 00:56:28.480
A couple of weeks ago, one of the kids goes, one of the high school kids goes, There's a going to be a party on last night, and I think gonna go.
00:56:28.559 --> 00:56:29.039
Where is it?
00:56:29.199 --> 00:56:30.239
It's out this date.
00:56:30.320 --> 00:56:30.960
So okay.
00:56:31.119 --> 00:56:35.119
I was like, immediately when you're a parent, this goes back.
00:56:35.199 --> 00:56:36.719
This is something that never changes.
00:56:36.800 --> 00:56:48.159
When we were in school, yeah, to when my sister was in school, when your younger sister siblings were in school, it's just like, oh man, nothing great ever happens at those parties.
00:56:48.239 --> 00:56:50.880
They're fun, there's some fun parties.
00:56:51.119 --> 00:56:52.079
You ever try cocaine?
00:56:52.239 --> 00:56:55.920
Many a good time have been had in the Valley Estates.
00:56:56.000 --> 00:56:56.320
Oh, yeah.
00:56:56.639 --> 00:56:59.840
I can say I've been to some of the funnest parties I've ever been to.
00:57:00.000 --> 00:57:03.440
As a parent, am I excited about my kids going?
00:57:03.840 --> 00:57:04.880
Absolutely not.
00:57:06.000 --> 00:57:08.960
However, just very excited about it.
00:57:09.119 --> 00:57:09.840
So I said, all right.
00:57:10.079 --> 00:57:11.199
Isn't it like going to Batesville?
00:57:11.360 --> 00:57:11.920
Basically, the same thing.
00:57:12.079 --> 00:57:14.159
It's the same thing was when there's a party in Batesville.
00:57:14.239 --> 00:57:14.320
Yeah.
00:57:14.480 --> 00:57:16.239
You're like, oh, fuck.
00:57:16.960 --> 00:57:20.559
No kids' parents had been excited about them going to a party in Batesville.
00:57:20.800 --> 00:57:20.880
Right.
00:57:21.119 --> 00:57:22.239
Connie's like, uh.
00:57:22.719 --> 00:57:23.199
Yeah.
00:57:23.440 --> 00:57:29.519
And uh some of my worst decisions and also best times have been made parties in Batesville.
00:57:29.760 --> 00:57:30.239
Sure.
00:57:30.480 --> 00:57:36.000
Uh one time I was at a party in Batesville, and some guys showed up from San Marcus and they had brought a hitchhiker with them.
00:57:36.239 --> 00:57:36.480
No way.
00:57:36.719 --> 00:57:39.920
And he got there and he was partying in Batesville, and it was like three in the morning.
00:57:40.000 --> 00:57:40.719
We're all still hanging out.
00:57:40.960 --> 00:57:41.760
Was it Colton?
00:57:41.840 --> 00:57:43.440
And he was with them.
00:57:44.079 --> 00:57:44.400
Yeah.
00:57:44.480 --> 00:57:49.920
And uh this hitchhiker was like, what now?
00:57:50.000 --> 00:57:51.760
And they're like, now we're gonna kill you.
00:57:51.920 --> 00:57:53.679
And this guy fucking freaked out.
00:57:53.920 --> 00:57:55.119
When was I there for the?
00:57:55.199 --> 00:57:55.679
I don't remember.
00:57:55.920 --> 00:57:56.559
You might have been there.
00:57:56.719 --> 00:58:04.239
Yeah, because I think I've told someone that might have been the party where we had the there is a kid in eighth grade, and we got him to punch Balky in the face.
00:58:05.440 --> 00:58:07.039
Shout out, Batesville parties.
00:58:07.360 --> 00:58:08.719
Shout out, the funnest times.
00:58:08.960 --> 00:58:10.000
It'll stick with you forever.
00:58:10.159 --> 00:58:27.440
Um, anyways, I woke up and I saw this, and I was like, holy shit, there's a there, I'm pretty sure my kid might have been either was uh really close to where this happened or um or at the same spot.
00:58:28.159 --> 00:58:33.599
And uh what's funny is when she was leaving the party last night, she hollered at me and was like, Hey, I'm headed home.
00:58:33.760 --> 00:58:34.559
I said, Great.
00:58:34.719 --> 00:58:38.880
And like, I don't know, five minutes later, she's like, I'm getting pulled over.
00:58:39.119 --> 00:58:39.360
Great.
00:58:39.599 --> 00:58:40.239
It's like okay.
00:58:40.400 --> 00:58:43.440
She was like, I'm very nervous, but I wasn't drinking, doing anything wrong.
00:58:43.599 --> 00:58:47.199
Um, one of the sheriff's deputies pulled her over and was like, You're going the wrong way.
00:58:47.280 --> 00:58:48.400
You don't have your brights on.
00:58:48.480 --> 00:58:48.880
What are you doing?
00:58:49.039 --> 00:58:51.440
And she's like, I am I'm following my map.
00:58:51.519 --> 00:58:54.079
And if you go out to the U Valley Estates, that's like being in a fucking ant farm.
00:58:54.719 --> 00:58:56.639
You don't know where you're going, you're gonna be there a while.
00:58:56.880 --> 00:58:58.960
Must be under a house in a termite hill.
00:58:59.119 --> 00:58:59.360
Yeah.
00:58:59.599 --> 00:59:00.800
Trying to find your way out.
00:59:01.039 --> 00:59:15.679
Uh, and so he visited with her for a second, realized it was fine internally, and she told me that she was pulled over literally like a hundred feet from there where the exit to this party was.
00:59:15.760 --> 00:59:19.199
So everybody was a well aware that there was law enforcement and everything else.
00:59:19.440 --> 00:59:21.280
And let's find the thing to pull you over.
00:59:21.360 --> 00:59:23.760
Like, we're gonna see what Yeah, we'll see what we're cooking.
00:59:24.000 --> 00:59:25.360
That's all the police work.
00:59:25.519 --> 00:59:36.400
And in the comments on uh Constable Zamora's posts, you see some of the people saying, Oh, there was a party out there, there was some noise complaint, so forth and so on.
00:59:36.639 --> 00:59:39.360
Long story short, there we know no more inform.
00:59:39.760 --> 00:59:45.599
I know no other information besides what I've read for you to you from uh Constable Zamora's post.
00:59:47.440 --> 00:59:49.679
But two teenagers got shot.
00:59:50.000 --> 00:59:50.559
Not good.
00:59:50.719 --> 00:59:52.880
I'm pretty sure I'm I'm deductive reasoning.
00:59:53.039 --> 00:59:55.119
I think it might have been at this party.
00:59:55.519 --> 00:59:57.119
Where else would happen?
00:59:57.360 --> 01:00:00.639
Uh and maybe someone who's drinking next door.
01:00:00.719 --> 01:00:01.519
You never know, actually.
01:00:01.760 --> 01:00:02.400
You really don't.
01:00:02.480 --> 01:00:03.440
Yeah, you really don't.
01:00:03.679 --> 01:00:05.440
Although they do fight at parties.
01:00:05.599 --> 01:00:12.400
Uh I and I don't really think I know I'm not sold that this was some nefarious okay corral bullshit.
01:00:12.639 --> 01:00:12.880
Yeah.
01:00:13.119 --> 01:00:19.679
Like it could have been something like you're saying there could have been a neighbor that was mad because it was too loud and shot off.
01:00:19.840 --> 01:00:20.480
It could be that.
01:00:20.559 --> 01:00:23.360
It could be it could be the same thing we would do.
01:00:23.440 --> 01:00:27.280
Some being that this is you valdi, every idiot's got a gun.
01:00:27.599 --> 01:00:30.400
And you think it's funny, and like and it was an accident.
01:00:30.480 --> 01:00:33.119
And so I'm not saying like I'm don't get me wrong.
01:00:33.280 --> 01:00:36.480
I have no facts, and I'm not trying to pin the tail on any donkeys here.
01:00:36.960 --> 01:00:45.039
It's just that as a parent, if your kid tells you I'm going to a party at the Estates or a party in Batesville, then I learned a lesson.
01:00:45.119 --> 01:00:47.920
I'm gonna be a better parent next time and be like, I just don't think so.
01:00:48.079 --> 01:00:49.360
It's not a good idea.
01:00:49.760 --> 01:00:50.079
Yeah.
01:00:51.199 --> 01:00:51.920
Probably probably not.
01:00:52.079 --> 01:00:52.400
No.
01:00:52.880 --> 01:00:54.400
I mean, you could just get shot in the head.
01:00:54.480 --> 01:00:56.559
It's like whenever uh that could happen anywhere.
01:00:56.719 --> 01:00:57.119
Anywhere.
01:00:57.280 --> 01:01:03.920
I was uh there's a story of some girls driving through Houston and she like break checked a guy like on accident or whatever.
01:01:04.159 --> 01:01:08.239
He went, he shot and killed her through her windshield, and she was like just driving to college.
01:01:08.480 --> 01:01:08.960
Crazy.
01:01:09.119 --> 01:01:14.079
It happens, it happens, but you know what, you know what you do, you stay out of that those situations.
01:01:14.400 --> 01:01:14.880
Yeah.
01:01:15.119 --> 01:01:16.880
I have one friend, Felt.
01:01:17.760 --> 01:01:20.400
I cannot believe he hasn't been shot in traffic.
01:01:20.480 --> 01:01:24.239
This fucking guy is 45 years old or 45 than me.
01:01:24.559 --> 01:01:34.079
And he's still losing his mind, honking, following people, shooting the finger, I do that screaming at them with his window down, insanity.
01:01:34.719 --> 01:01:35.679
Where is he living in?
01:01:35.840 --> 01:01:40.159
Insanity in the city, like where that happens all the time where people get shot over that shit.
01:01:40.239 --> 01:01:42.480
I I don't even I don't want to ride with him.
01:01:42.639 --> 01:01:48.960
He's like a North Star mall, like a 14 honking and laying on the horn until the fucking fuse burns up.
01:01:49.199 --> 01:01:56.639
He's been doing that for 25 years, longer, yeah, since he was 16, exactly, 30 years, yeah.
01:01:57.360 --> 01:01:58.239
Insanity.
01:01:58.480 --> 01:02:03.679
I do that here in town, but it's you know so uh so turncoat Tom.
01:02:03.760 --> 01:02:06.800
I mean, uh Joe Tom for judge went on another podcast.
01:02:06.960 --> 01:02:07.679
He's not ours.
01:02:09.440 --> 01:02:11.360
Now I'm really voting for running cars, though.
01:02:11.519 --> 01:02:14.639
And I saw his clip and I thought it was pretty damn good.
01:02:14.800 --> 01:02:19.679
I I've I called him Turncoat Tom when I saw it, and then I saw his clip and I said, you know what though?
01:02:19.760 --> 01:02:22.320
That was a great answer, and I believed it.
01:02:22.400 --> 01:02:28.480
It didn't seem scripted because he was kind of defensive when he answered, and then he Oh, I think what was the question?
01:02:28.559 --> 01:02:31.360
Um what makes you think you're qualified?
01:02:31.519 --> 01:02:34.559
And it was a it was a kind of a question that was confrontational.
01:02:35.039 --> 01:02:39.920
Yeah, I think he's like, so I don't want to seem confrontational, but what the fuck do you think you're doing?
01:02:40.239 --> 01:02:46.239
Yeah, and Joe Tom like kind of he got a little bit a little red ass, and then he gave a great answer.
01:02:46.400 --> 01:02:46.800
Yeah.
01:02:47.039 --> 01:02:55.599
And uh I really was like, I I I shared it, I was like, just listen to this because this really is the kind of person that you want in that position.
01:02:56.559 --> 01:03:00.960
But the moral of the story is this turncoat motherfucker went on another podcast.
01:03:01.199 --> 01:03:02.159
What are you doing?
01:03:02.400 --> 01:03:04.639
You think you could just feed us barbecue and then shit on us?
01:03:04.800 --> 01:03:05.599
I mean, don't show Tom.
01:03:05.920 --> 01:03:09.280
Don't come on ours, but yeah, don't go on anyone else's either.
01:03:10.639 --> 01:03:10.960
Yeah.
01:03:11.119 --> 01:03:12.880
What's the you get my you get him sick?
01:03:13.039 --> 01:03:14.239
Yeah, you get elected judge.
01:03:14.320 --> 01:03:16.639
We're gonna get Woody Harrelson's dad down here.
01:03:16.800 --> 01:03:18.320
Oh my god, imagine.
01:03:19.519 --> 01:03:21.280
We get Woody Harrelson to do it.
01:03:21.360 --> 01:03:22.000
Yeah.
01:03:22.639 --> 01:03:24.559
Um I listened to the whole thing.
01:03:24.639 --> 01:03:31.679
Uh the the the best compliment I can ever make with somebody on podcasts is I didn't want to turn it off.
01:03:33.039 --> 01:03:34.880
That's it, that's as good as you can do.
01:03:35.119 --> 01:03:35.760
That's all you can do.
01:03:36.000 --> 01:03:37.119
None of us are better than that.
01:03:37.199 --> 01:03:37.920
That's all we're looking for.
01:03:38.079 --> 01:03:42.639
That's what I was talking to Brad and he's like, he's like, all these podcasts, and I'm like, yeah, like what's your favorite one?
01:03:42.800 --> 01:03:43.440
Joe Rogan?
01:03:43.519 --> 01:03:44.719
Um, what's your favorite guest?
01:03:44.880 --> 01:03:46.320
This one, was it great?
01:03:46.480 --> 01:03:47.599
He's like, no.
01:03:47.840 --> 01:03:48.719
They just talked.
01:03:48.880 --> 01:03:50.559
Like, okay, well, did you want to turn it off?
01:03:50.639 --> 01:03:50.880
No.
01:03:51.039 --> 01:03:52.400
That's the only thing you can do.
01:03:52.559 --> 01:03:53.760
That's the only thing you can do.
01:03:53.920 --> 01:03:54.320
Yeah.
01:03:54.559 --> 01:03:55.119
That's it.
01:03:55.360 --> 01:03:56.159
That's what we're doing.
01:03:56.239 --> 01:03:57.920
That's where we want to achieve.
01:03:58.159 --> 01:04:01.679
So I haven't had a chance to listen to the podcast yet, but tell him tell us about it.
01:04:02.000 --> 01:04:03.440
What is it, the Texacano or Texas?
01:04:03.760 --> 01:04:04.639
Texacano, yeah.
01:04:04.719 --> 01:04:06.400
It's uh Ismail Martinez.
01:04:06.639 --> 01:04:07.440
He worked at the college.
01:04:07.599 --> 01:04:08.400
Shut up, Gizmo.
01:04:08.639 --> 01:04:09.199
Yeah, Gizmo.
01:04:09.440 --> 01:04:10.000
I don't know if I want to.
01:04:10.159 --> 01:04:11.199
I don't want to call him Gizmo.
01:04:11.280 --> 01:04:12.000
He's like Steve.
01:04:12.159 --> 01:04:12.559
Oh, maybe.
01:04:12.800 --> 01:04:14.639
If you want to call him Gizmo, I don't know.
01:04:14.960 --> 01:04:17.519
But uh, he used to work as a dishwasher at Golden Corral.
01:04:17.599 --> 01:04:20.960
Like he went through he went through his whole history, and I appreciated that.
01:04:21.039 --> 01:04:23.280
I was like, now I know more about this guy.
01:04:23.599 --> 01:04:26.639
And then Joe Thomas talking about the old Habey's hot pit.
01:04:27.039 --> 01:04:27.519
Mm-hmm.
01:04:27.679 --> 01:04:28.400
Do you remember that?
01:04:28.639 --> 01:04:28.960
I do.
01:04:29.119 --> 01:04:30.960
My aunt used to work there, both of them.
01:04:31.119 --> 01:04:32.159
I didn't know that.
01:04:32.639 --> 01:04:36.400
So the the Haby that ran that JL.
01:04:36.639 --> 01:04:37.280
JL, yeah.
01:04:37.519 --> 01:04:42.320
JL was one of my original gambling buddies when I was sneaking into the kickapoo.
01:04:42.480 --> 01:04:42.800
Really?
01:04:42.960 --> 01:04:47.199
When I was well underage, and I would play in these poker games down there.
01:04:47.360 --> 01:04:53.280
I won one of the tournaments on a Sunday one time when I was like 17 or 18 years old, and like they had my picture on the wall.
01:04:53.519 --> 01:04:54.559
Where were you, Connie?
01:04:54.880 --> 01:04:57.360
And uh she was like, he's at a party in Batesville.
01:04:57.519 --> 01:04:59.119
I was just down there gambling at the kickapoo.
01:04:59.199 --> 01:05:00.320
It's safer at the kickapoo.
01:05:00.480 --> 01:05:10.079
And JL was one of my gambling buddies, and I remember one time my mom was like, She woke me, she woke me up on on like a Sunday or a Monday.
01:05:10.239 --> 01:05:15.039
I'd been over there on a Friday night, and she was like, JL came by and dropped off some money for you.
01:05:15.119 --> 01:05:23.119
And I was like, I was loaning and borrowing money with old men, and uh and shout out JL, he had that barbecue money.
01:05:23.280 --> 01:05:24.880
Did he see uh what's his name?
01:05:24.960 --> 01:05:33.360
And man, he loved those that they had a couple of pretty uh Latina women down there dealing, they might have been half in half kick a poo.
01:05:33.840 --> 01:05:34.719
And he liked them.
01:05:34.800 --> 01:05:37.760
He loves like Pocahontas, but yeah.
01:05:38.000 --> 01:05:39.039
What do we say?
01:05:40.239 --> 01:05:41.119
Pocahontas.
01:05:41.840 --> 01:05:42.400
I don't know.
01:05:42.639 --> 01:05:43.440
Think about that one.
01:05:43.679 --> 01:05:45.199
Shout out, Habies Hot Pit.
01:05:45.280 --> 01:05:47.119
Yeah, I was like, I don't know about this podcast.
01:05:47.280 --> 01:05:51.679
Um, and then like Ismail started talking about Anthony Bourdain killing himself.
01:05:51.760 --> 01:05:53.679
I'm like, I like this guy.
01:05:53.920 --> 01:05:55.360
He just says whatever's on his mind.
01:05:55.519 --> 01:05:56.320
Shout out, Gizmo.
01:05:56.480 --> 01:05:57.440
I'm glad you got a good podcast.
01:05:58.480 --> 01:05:59.360
I liked it.
01:06:00.320 --> 01:06:03.039
Um see what we do here, we show love.
01:06:03.440 --> 01:06:04.559
Yeah, if we like it.
01:06:04.719 --> 01:06:05.039
Yeah.
01:06:05.599 --> 01:06:08.480
I don't like in laws and out of bounds, but I th I'm all about those guys.
01:06:08.559 --> 01:06:09.840
I think their hobbies are amazing.
01:06:10.000 --> 01:06:11.360
I think their hobbies are amazing.
01:06:11.519 --> 01:06:11.760
I do.
01:06:11.920 --> 01:06:12.880
I just don't like the content.
01:06:12.960 --> 01:06:13.199
I do.
01:06:14.880 --> 01:06:18.320
I did like it three weeks ago when the cowboys beat the trash Texans.
01:06:19.280 --> 01:06:21.360
And then Hagen was on Cloud9.
01:06:21.599 --> 01:06:23.440
He was like whooping and hollering into his phone.
01:06:25.840 --> 01:06:28.320
And then four days later, he was lower than a snake's dick.
01:06:28.559 --> 01:06:28.960
Low.
01:06:29.119 --> 01:06:29.360
Low.
01:06:30.400 --> 01:06:31.760
Chat out Hagen, Emilio.
01:06:31.920 --> 01:06:32.400
Thank you, Hagen.
01:06:32.639 --> 01:06:32.880
Thank you guys.
01:06:33.760 --> 01:06:34.719
Appreciate you guys entertaining.
01:06:35.440 --> 01:06:37.679
We could do a better job of clipping like they do.
01:06:37.840 --> 01:06:39.039
We have done zero clips.
01:06:39.199 --> 01:06:40.639
You never asked me to do a.
01:06:44.159 --> 01:06:45.599
Yes, you do on this.
01:06:47.039 --> 01:06:49.920
I'm like a this is my I'm a tool.
01:06:50.400 --> 01:06:56.639
I'm a very sharpened, well-maintained tool, but I need to know what to work on.
01:06:57.920 --> 01:06:58.960
More direction.
01:06:59.679 --> 01:07:00.880
I gotta help you out there, bud.
01:07:01.119 --> 01:07:02.159
You just gotta tell me.
01:07:02.480 --> 01:07:03.199
I'll get it done.
01:07:03.440 --> 01:07:04.639
I get it done.
01:07:06.800 --> 01:07:08.559
Uh shout out in Lods and Out of Bounds.
01:07:08.639 --> 01:07:09.199
We like it.
01:07:09.760 --> 01:07:12.480
So this guy said he wanted to create a podcast or he couldn't.
01:07:14.400 --> 01:07:16.239
So he could retire and do a podcast full time.
01:07:16.400 --> 01:07:18.000
Yeah, he's like, I want to do this or retire.
01:07:18.079 --> 01:07:21.199
I'm like keep going, I guess.
01:07:21.360 --> 01:07:21.840
Yeah.
01:07:22.079 --> 01:07:23.039
I don't want that.
01:07:23.119 --> 01:07:24.639
I I like people who work.
01:07:24.880 --> 01:07:29.599
If I had one wish, I'd say just don't I don't ever want to get hurt because I won't keep working everywhere.
01:07:29.840 --> 01:07:34.639
If I had one wish, the laziest two people in town would be the ones loading up this asphalt with a shovel.
01:07:34.719 --> 01:07:39.519
That's my that would be the base level of work ethic.
01:07:39.840 --> 01:07:40.480
Yeah.
01:07:41.519 --> 01:07:43.119
I was like, I have a skid steer.
01:07:43.199 --> 01:07:43.840
And they're like, you do?
01:07:43.920 --> 01:07:45.280
I'm like, it ain't here though.
01:07:45.519 --> 01:07:46.880
Keep shoveling.
01:07:49.840 --> 01:07:54.159
Have you seen this Instagram uh page Coco Larkin cooks?
01:07:54.400 --> 01:07:55.119
No, are you in a hurry?
01:07:55.199 --> 01:07:55.840
Can we let you know?
01:07:56.000 --> 01:07:56.480
No, bro.
01:07:56.559 --> 01:08:00.480
But this is this lady is making the most delicious looking food ever.
01:08:00.639 --> 01:08:02.239
Of course, Chunk follows her.
01:08:02.639 --> 01:08:08.239
But she's doing it with essentially eight ingredients, and a lot of it's French style.
01:08:08.400 --> 01:08:15.760
And I'm gonna say this, I'm an ignorant fuck, but watching her cook, these French are kind of like uh fancy Mexicans.
01:08:15.920 --> 01:08:17.279
Wait, is she from Australia?
01:08:17.439 --> 01:08:17.760
I don't know.
01:08:19.119 --> 01:08:20.319
No, she's in Newport Beach.
01:08:20.720 --> 01:08:22.640
A roast chicken and a potato goats and wise.
01:08:22.880 --> 01:08:27.840
Yeah, but anyways, the food is bomb fire, and a lot of it is cooked in one pot.
01:08:28.079 --> 01:08:29.600
I think you're gonna say she had big tits.
01:08:30.000 --> 01:08:30.560
She may.
01:08:30.800 --> 01:08:31.119
Okay.
01:08:31.359 --> 01:08:31.840
Uh-huh.
01:08:32.159 --> 01:08:33.840
But a lot of it's cooked in one pot.
01:08:34.159 --> 01:08:35.119
I love a one pot.
01:08:35.600 --> 01:08:46.239
With eight ingredients, and then you get it, and she's I watched 10 videos, and all of them were some kind of peasant food from a different culture, but mostly European culture.
01:08:46.720 --> 01:08:48.880
God, everything on there looks like it's slapped.
01:08:49.119 --> 01:08:50.800
I just love the idea of a one pot.
01:08:51.359 --> 01:08:55.199
I just keep sending them to Alex, but she hasn't made me anything yet.
01:08:55.439 --> 01:08:58.640
Maybe she's like, maybe she needs direction like you, bud.
01:08:59.199 --> 01:09:01.039
She's a sharpened tool, just like me.
01:09:01.279 --> 01:09:01.840
Babe.
01:09:02.880 --> 01:09:03.520
Let's go.
01:09:03.680 --> 01:09:05.680
Yeah, this uh crude, what is it?
01:09:05.760 --> 01:09:06.079
Hold on.
01:09:06.399 --> 01:09:07.199
Cru the mon.
01:09:07.439 --> 01:09:08.720
No, it's uh hold on.
01:09:08.960 --> 01:09:10.880
Chicken breasts with crouton gravy.
01:09:11.199 --> 01:09:12.399
It looks fucking good.
01:09:12.560 --> 01:09:13.840
Bro, I'm telling you.
01:09:14.239 --> 01:09:15.680
She's like a Chinaman too.
01:09:15.920 --> 01:09:16.960
These Chinamen are good.
01:09:17.039 --> 01:09:17.359
Like that.
01:09:17.439 --> 01:09:18.800
Who's that Chinaman from Waco?
01:09:19.039 --> 01:09:25.279
I'll tell you what, if Diana Crewe gets a recipe off of this lady's page, fixes it for us, we can be friends.
01:09:25.840 --> 01:09:27.520
She can uh I'll say this now.
01:09:27.600 --> 01:09:29.279
She can come on our show.
01:09:29.520 --> 01:09:33.279
Well no, she if she wants to make if you're listening, you can make a podcast.
01:09:33.520 --> 01:09:35.279
Well, you can use my equipment.
01:09:35.600 --> 01:09:35.920
Oh.
01:09:37.359 --> 01:09:38.000
You can.
01:09:38.319 --> 01:09:38.960
Nice.
01:09:39.359 --> 01:09:43.199
And that's all you can you have to figure everything else yourself.
01:09:43.680 --> 01:09:44.720
You can record it.
01:09:44.960 --> 01:09:46.640
I'll just use my SD card too.
01:09:46.800 --> 01:09:47.359
There you go.
01:09:47.680 --> 01:09:48.000
Oh no.
01:09:48.239 --> 01:09:50.159
Uh what's up with like that lady from Waco?
01:09:50.239 --> 01:09:51.920
She's like the like uh what is it?
01:09:52.159 --> 01:09:53.359
Helen Koresh.
01:09:54.319 --> 01:09:57.520
No, the the China lady who's married to that white dude.
01:09:57.840 --> 01:09:59.520
Oh yeah, Kip and Joanna.
01:09:59.840 --> 01:10:00.800
What's up with these Chinese?
01:10:01.119 --> 01:10:04.640
Like Chinese women are married to white guys who do awesome things.
01:10:04.960 --> 01:10:05.920
Awesome things.
01:10:06.159 --> 01:10:11.199
But they're they're the anomali the only ones I know of are these famous ones.
01:10:11.359 --> 01:10:12.880
They're an they're kind of an anomaly.
01:10:13.039 --> 01:10:15.760
I don't I guess.
01:10:16.399 --> 01:10:18.399
You ever you ever interact with those people?
01:10:18.720 --> 01:10:19.359
What people?
01:10:19.600 --> 01:10:20.800
The one from Waco.
01:10:21.359 --> 01:10:22.560
She up and join the games.
01:10:22.720 --> 01:10:22.960
No.
01:10:23.199 --> 01:10:24.560
Does your wife like them?
01:10:24.880 --> 01:10:25.760
I don't know.
01:10:26.880 --> 01:10:28.880
I just have no idea.
01:10:29.279 --> 01:10:30.720
Shout out to Coco Larkin.
01:10:31.600 --> 01:10:33.039
What about Uvaldi Chevrolet?
01:10:33.199 --> 01:10:33.920
What's going on over there?
01:10:34.079 --> 01:10:37.119
Bud, they're closed now on Saturdays and Sundays.
01:10:37.439 --> 01:10:37.840
Smart.
01:10:38.000 --> 01:10:39.760
And I think it's a smart move.
01:10:40.079 --> 01:10:41.039
Tell us why.
01:10:41.199 --> 01:10:42.720
Because you're telling me and I agree with you.
01:10:42.880 --> 01:10:44.560
So a couple of reasons why.
01:10:44.880 --> 01:10:50.239
Now I believe they're open essentially from eight or nine in the morning till eight p.m.
01:10:50.560 --> 01:10:52.640
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday.
01:10:52.800 --> 01:10:56.720
You know they told me they're gonna do that, and they were like, oh fuck, eight o'clock.
01:10:57.039 --> 01:10:59.920
And that's a bummer for somebody, but for somebody that's ideal.
01:11:00.079 --> 01:11:04.079
Somebody, there's some guy that doesn't want to go to work until 10 or 11 or 12.
01:11:04.319 --> 01:11:04.800
I like it.
01:11:05.199 --> 01:11:08.960
And uh, and so they're they're five days a week.
01:11:09.199 --> 01:11:12.000
Saturdays they are closed, Sundays they're closed.
01:11:12.159 --> 01:11:18.000
I think the employee it gives the employees a little essentially they're can do something different, I guess, or whatever.
01:11:18.239 --> 01:11:19.039
You get drunk on a Friday night.
01:11:19.199 --> 01:11:20.000
You'll spend more money though.
01:11:20.079 --> 01:11:21.920
You won't you won't be at work, you'll spend more money.
01:11:22.720 --> 01:11:36.560
And uh I don't think the shop was, I'm not sure if I am not sure if the shop was open on Saturdays or not, but the sales side was, and I can only speak from the sales side, but if you're on the sales side, that's plenty of time during the day.
01:11:36.640 --> 01:11:39.520
From I mean, we sell no cars and we're barely open.
01:11:39.680 --> 01:11:46.479
Uh but if you're open from eight till eight or nine till eight p.m., it's plenty of time.
01:11:46.720 --> 01:11:50.960
And people can come after work and you can still get a deal done.
01:11:51.520 --> 01:11:58.800
And on Saturdays, the most people I know, if they're not working on Saturdays, they don't want to go buy a fucking car on Saturday.
01:11:59.279 --> 01:12:03.119
They don't want to spend all day up there smelling day off.
01:12:03.359 --> 01:12:09.920
And for as far as business people go and commercial buyers, I'm I'm never gonna buy one on Saturday.
01:12:10.079 --> 01:12:16.079
No, I'm we're gonna buy it online, and uh I'm gonna buy mine through the AI chat button.
01:12:16.159 --> 01:12:16.560
Yeah.
01:12:16.960 --> 01:12:32.720
But um it also gives people a chance on Saturdays when they're out dicking around, when they're done with their soccer game or in between a basketball game, to come to the dealership and walk around without being bombarded.
01:12:33.199 --> 01:12:34.399
Cars are cool.
01:12:34.479 --> 01:12:35.920
Yeah, people love cars.
01:12:36.159 --> 01:12:37.199
That's my favorite thing.
01:12:37.520 --> 01:12:38.960
Vehicles are really cool.
01:12:39.119 --> 01:12:42.720
New ones, older ones, used ones, it doesn't matter.
01:12:42.960 --> 01:12:51.199
But when you're trying and not every you don't have to be educated, you don't have to be knowledgeable to enjoy a vehicle to appreciate it.
01:12:51.439 --> 01:12:59.760
So being able to go there on a Saturday and just check it out without I don't like being bothered.
01:13:00.079 --> 01:13:06.399
Being approached, and I get it, like you, you you miss all the shots you don't take.
01:13:06.479 --> 01:13:11.199
So if you're a salesperson, I understand your job is to sell cars, you have to engage with potential customers.
01:13:11.520 --> 01:13:13.439
What about just leave your card on the window?
01:13:13.680 --> 01:13:20.800
Yeah, I don't there's a better way to do it because I hate I don't really want to be rude to a person, especially when I'm first meeting them.
01:13:21.039 --> 01:13:21.680
I do.
01:13:22.239 --> 01:13:24.000
I'm just gonna bring Rocco with me.
01:13:24.159 --> 01:13:24.880
I'm gonna do that.
01:13:25.039 --> 01:13:27.520
On Saturday, I'm going to Griffith Ford and bringing Rocco with me.
01:13:27.600 --> 01:13:30.000
You get close to me, dead.
01:13:30.159 --> 01:13:30.720
I would love it.
01:13:30.800 --> 01:13:31.439
Hey, you like that?
01:13:31.520 --> 01:13:31.840
What's your name?
01:13:32.000 --> 01:13:32.560
One Arm Sam?
01:13:32.880 --> 01:13:33.439
That's like my shirt.
01:13:33.520 --> 01:13:34.079
You see my shirt?
01:13:34.159 --> 01:13:35.279
I wore this uh to Ace.
01:13:35.439 --> 01:13:38.399
Ace, they all wear the same shirt, the colors, the same thing.
01:13:38.560 --> 01:13:43.039
And some old man comes up to me and goes, Oh, excuse me, I'm like where the plumbing I look at him and I go.
01:13:43.920 --> 01:13:47.039
And then he's like staring at me, he's like, What?
01:13:47.119 --> 01:13:49.039
And I'm like, fuck you.
01:13:49.199 --> 01:13:50.800
And then I walk out the door.
01:13:51.680 --> 01:13:52.479
I quit.
01:13:52.640 --> 01:13:57.119
He should have screamed, I quit, dude.
01:13:57.199 --> 01:14:03.920
I love this idea closing Saturdays and just putting a little card on the window and being like, if you want this car, give me a call and text me.
01:14:04.159 --> 01:14:05.840
Yeah, I like that.
01:14:06.880 --> 01:14:09.920
What about you value people who who sell cars?
01:14:10.640 --> 01:14:11.279
What about them?
01:14:11.520 --> 01:14:17.520
I think that's like your last like you're like, I'm either gonna do this job or I'm not gonna do a job at all.
01:14:18.399 --> 01:14:26.079
Some people I think selling cars is easy because they have a network and people like them, and they're not they're just the intermediary.
01:14:26.560 --> 01:14:34.800
They're gathering the information and they're getting the the best of it and giving it to you, and they're moving it in volume.
01:14:35.199 --> 01:14:40.880
And then you have the people that are like, this is the last thing they're trying, and they're probably not great at it.
01:14:41.680 --> 01:14:46.239
And they're trying to hit a home run on every one of them, yeah, and that's what gives it a bad name.
01:14:46.479 --> 01:14:47.439
This is just my opinion.
01:14:47.680 --> 01:14:50.640
Who my dad sold a lot of cars?
01:14:50.880 --> 01:15:00.079
Your dad's a very cool guy, and he had a saying he said, You sell cars if you're too lazy to work and too cautious to steal.
01:15:00.239 --> 01:15:18.640
Yeah, and that was his car joke, I mean the car salesman joke, but it it was funny, and I can remember like what one time in the in the mid-90s, he was selling Toyotas and he sold a million dollars,$1.1 million dollars worth of Toyotas in a December or something, which was a shit ton of cars.
01:15:20.640 --> 01:15:23.680
They're$20,000 cars, so he was sold like 60 of them.
01:15:24.000 --> 01:15:24.560
Nice.
01:15:24.800 --> 01:15:28.479
And uh he hated everyone he ever sold a car to.
01:15:28.640 --> 01:15:29.600
I'm guaranteed.
01:15:30.640 --> 01:15:36.239
We would be somewhere in town and we'd be pulling up to get gas, and he and he would just like keep going around.
01:15:36.319 --> 01:15:37.199
He'd only put like two dollars.
01:15:37.680 --> 01:15:40.399
I sold that cocksucker car and he just didn't want to talk about it.
01:15:40.560 --> 01:15:41.279
You gotta hit your customer.
01:15:41.439 --> 01:15:43.840
If you're gonna be successful, you have to hate your customers.
01:15:44.159 --> 01:15:44.960
You have to.
01:15:45.359 --> 01:15:50.880
I like to go to sleep at night and just think, man, I've got some I've got some vendor that fucking hates me.
01:15:51.119 --> 01:15:52.079
They sure do.
01:15:52.319 --> 01:15:54.000
And that's the that's the best one.
01:15:54.159 --> 01:15:55.840
Yeah, that's the guy I count on.
01:15:56.000 --> 01:15:57.920
Who is the greatest salesman in Uvalde?
01:15:58.960 --> 01:16:00.720
Putting you on the spot here, but you gotta give me anything.
01:16:00.960 --> 01:16:02.960
Who is the greatest salesman in Uvaldi?
01:16:04.159 --> 01:16:04.960
Red Hard.
01:16:05.520 --> 01:16:06.319
Is it Brad?
01:16:06.479 --> 01:16:07.439
Yeah, it might be.
01:16:07.520 --> 01:16:10.239
He'll send he'll sell you an empty fire extinguisher.
01:16:11.439 --> 01:16:13.359
Got a firefuck, it's not working.
01:16:14.000 --> 01:16:15.840
Uh yeah, that's a great question.
01:16:16.079 --> 01:16:17.039
But wasn't there a guy?
01:16:17.119 --> 01:16:22.000
Who's that guy that sold he used to work at he has like a shop downtown.
01:16:22.319 --> 01:16:23.600
He plays guitar.
01:16:24.479 --> 01:16:26.399
His daughter went to school with us.
01:16:27.279 --> 01:16:28.319
Drives through the D.
01:16:29.199 --> 01:16:30.000
Oh, Dudley?
01:16:30.239 --> 01:16:30.399
Yeah.
01:16:30.479 --> 01:16:30.880
Oh, Dudley.
01:16:31.119 --> 01:16:32.159
Wasn't he a great salesman?
01:16:32.319 --> 01:16:32.880
I think so.
01:16:33.119 --> 01:16:34.319
I everyone knew Dudley.
01:16:34.560 --> 01:16:36.800
He's uh he does uh he works for Baker now, I think.
01:16:36.960 --> 01:16:37.439
Oh, does he?
01:16:37.600 --> 01:16:40.479
Yeah, but and at the store over in I think Del Rio.
01:16:40.560 --> 01:16:40.960
Oh, okay.
01:16:41.119 --> 01:16:44.239
It's like they're I could sale Reynolds is the same as sales to me.
01:16:44.560 --> 01:16:46.640
Every time I'd see him, he's like, hey, I sold a car.
01:16:46.720 --> 01:16:47.920
Or like you're like you're going to.
01:16:48.399 --> 01:16:49.439
Oh yeah, he's a nice guy.
01:16:49.600 --> 01:16:49.840
Yeah.
01:16:50.079 --> 01:16:52.479
Just you just have to be a guy from around town.
01:16:52.720 --> 01:16:54.159
You gotta be a guy from around town.
01:16:55.760 --> 01:17:08.479
Um I mean, I don't I'm led to believe from social media that that uh DJ Steve is obviously um a good salesman.
01:17:09.520 --> 01:17:13.119
The idea of selling something to someone irritates the dog shit out of me.
01:17:13.520 --> 01:17:14.640
But it's gotta get none.
01:17:14.800 --> 01:17:16.720
I was a salesman in the oil field.
01:17:17.039 --> 01:17:17.760
You loved it.
01:17:17.920 --> 01:17:20.399
It humbled me and I hated it.
01:17:21.359 --> 01:17:24.079
And I'll tell you You never wanted to leave, though.
01:17:24.399 --> 01:17:27.520
I loved the oil field, but I tell you what I loved the most.
01:17:27.760 --> 01:17:35.600
When whatever I was selling got in short supply, I was I was uh what what would they call this?
01:17:36.800 --> 01:17:38.640
I was a vindictive son of a bitch.
01:17:38.720 --> 01:17:40.239
I was a grudge holder.
01:17:40.479 --> 01:17:50.560
If I've been calling you to sell you a drilling rig for a year and all of a sudden oil went to a hundred bucks and you wanted a drilling rig, guess who guess who is hard to get a hold of now?
01:17:50.720 --> 01:17:52.560
Yeah, the guy with the fucking drilling rigs.
01:17:52.800 --> 01:17:57.439
You are vindictive because I was good at it, and I sold a shit ton of them.
01:17:57.760 --> 01:17:59.119
But I was a cocksucker.
01:17:59.520 --> 01:18:02.880
You're just that they don't know, they don't need the rig, they need the service.
01:18:03.119 --> 01:18:03.840
Yeah, yeah.
01:18:04.319 --> 01:18:08.560
I had a lot, and this is so um my job is not selling pipe.
01:18:09.039 --> 01:18:10.479
That is what we do.
01:18:10.960 --> 01:18:23.359
And I had somebody the other day like left a message that wanted to buy essentially and the the quantities like that we sell pipe was this was like a super, super low quantity.
01:18:23.600 --> 01:18:27.680
And they called in, and I don't know this, I don't know them, but I know them.
01:18:28.000 --> 01:18:30.399
I wouldn't recognize them if I ran into them.
01:18:30.640 --> 01:18:35.920
And like there was a message left that like they don't want to talk to anyone but me.
01:18:37.039 --> 01:18:53.600
And and I got the message, and it just it kind of like I was like, this is a person that doesn't know us, doesn't doesn't know me, and only wants to talk to me because they think I'm gonna give them a better deal.
01:18:53.840 --> 01:19:10.399
Oh and that's not like I've got a I actually have jobs that I need to be doing in the and the most unvaluable thing I could do is be stop what I'm doing to get in the middle of what I've I've got somebody that's super capable and that will take great care of you, right?
01:19:10.560 --> 01:19:11.600
And I'm too busy.
01:19:11.680 --> 01:19:19.199
Like if if I talk to you and you tell me you want something, and then three days later you change your mind, I might be so fucking busy I can't talk to you for two days.
01:19:19.439 --> 01:19:20.720
That's why you delegate these things.
01:19:20.800 --> 01:19:23.760
And I delegate those things, and but people get mad when that happens.
01:19:24.159 --> 01:19:27.279
And it's like, I'm not trying to be a dick, it's not that I don't want to talk to you.
01:19:27.359 --> 01:19:39.439
It's like we have layers, we've we've we've tried, we're trying to set it up so that it's seamless, and like we try to give you the best deal, and then we get it taken care of, and we have someone that really cares about making sure that you get it.
01:19:39.840 --> 01:19:43.680
And if you want to deal with me, unfortunately, let me tell you what's gonna happen.
01:19:43.840 --> 01:19:48.560
I'm gonna have something else going on, and I'm not gonna be able to talk to you for two or three days, and you're gonna get frustrated.
01:19:48.720 --> 01:19:50.159
He doesn't even talk to me.
01:19:50.399 --> 01:20:00.960
Yeah, I got I have a podcast with this cocksucker, and uh, anyways, it's uh I'm not complaining, it's and it's nice that people want to talk, but I understand it's just a reality of it, it's just a reality of it.
01:20:01.119 --> 01:20:06.159
And uh people have certain jobs and they and they can't be, you know, it's like massaging you the whole time.
01:20:06.319 --> 01:20:09.119
You're calling Red McCombs Ford and let me talk to Red.
01:20:09.600 --> 01:20:12.640
Yeah, I mean it's totally different than that, but that's funny.
01:20:12.880 --> 01:20:15.119
Yeah, you are Red of U Valby.
01:20:15.359 --> 01:20:16.000
Yeah.
01:20:17.279 --> 01:20:18.079
Red S.
01:20:18.640 --> 01:20:19.199
Red S.
01:20:19.520 --> 01:20:22.159
Um, are we ready for a two-camera setup, bud?
01:20:22.640 --> 01:20:23.760
I kind of feel like it.
01:20:23.920 --> 01:20:26.079
Yeah, what are you if you know if you're watching this?
01:20:26.159 --> 01:20:29.520
I it's kind of weird to see us all the way over there.
01:20:29.680 --> 01:20:32.399
But there's no other word to put it this way, it's the same thing.
01:20:32.640 --> 01:20:37.359
I can have this one pointing at you, one pointed at me, and then I can I figured out I can easily cut.
01:20:37.600 --> 01:20:39.680
Can we put it right underneath the TV?
01:20:40.239 --> 01:20:42.880
And then it zooms all the way back and it's just facing us?
01:20:43.039 --> 01:20:45.600
Yeah, but we need to I mean, I guess.
01:20:46.079 --> 01:20:48.960
No, because we're not we're not further farther further away.
01:20:49.199 --> 01:20:50.720
We need to be further away.
01:20:51.039 --> 01:20:51.359
Really?
01:20:51.600 --> 01:20:52.880
Yeah, that's why it's so far.
01:20:53.600 --> 01:20:58.800
So we need to move this one to you, one to me, and then I can cut between us.
01:20:59.359 --> 01:21:01.279
That'd be better if we're making clips.
01:21:02.640 --> 01:21:03.359
Maybe so.
01:21:03.600 --> 01:21:04.319
I don't know.
01:21:06.159 --> 01:21:06.960
Gotta buy.
01:21:07.600 --> 01:21:08.479
We gotta buy.
01:21:08.800 --> 01:21:09.920
It's always something, bud.
01:21:10.159 --> 01:21:10.880
How long are we done?
01:21:11.039 --> 01:21:12.399
Um hour twenty.
01:21:13.680 --> 01:21:15.920
Shout out, Ziggy's! Are we done?
01:21:16.000 --> 01:21:18.560
Yeah, shout out Ziggy's taxidermy and Marsh Lane.
01:21:18.640 --> 01:21:23.680
Uh, if you're in the market for a stuffed dog, call Ziggy.
01:21:24.000 --> 01:21:25.920
Next time Rocco kills a cat, can I bring it in there?
01:21:26.079 --> 01:21:30.159
And don't ask to talk to Ziggy because he's he's he's like the red McCombs at Taxidermy.
01:21:31.039 --> 01:21:33.199
Um call whoever else.
01:21:33.359 --> 01:21:34.800
Um, or call Ziggy's.
01:21:35.039 --> 01:21:36.159
Sorry, sorry Ziggy.
01:21:36.720 --> 01:21:41.359
Uh thank you, Ruby's Lounge over on uh Hacienda and Camp.
01:21:41.680 --> 01:21:42.800
We love you guys.
01:21:43.039 --> 01:21:46.159
Um go out there and get drunk, man, right?
01:21:46.399 --> 01:21:50.000
Get and get your Tesla to come pick you up and take you back to your house to the estates.
01:21:50.239 --> 01:21:51.359
Let her rip, Tater Chip.
01:21:51.600 --> 01:21:53.359
And then you can shoot your gun off.
01:21:53.600 --> 01:21:54.239
I guess.
01:21:55.359 --> 01:21:56.800
A1 Fire and Safety.
01:21:56.880 --> 01:21:57.520
Thank you, Brad.
01:21:57.600 --> 01:21:58.239
Thank you, John.
01:21:58.319 --> 01:21:58.640
Thank you.
01:21:59.840 --> 01:22:01.039
Thank you, uh none.
01:22:01.439 --> 01:22:01.920
Nope.
01:22:02.159 --> 01:22:03.359
Brad's such a good salesman.
01:22:03.520 --> 01:22:07.600
A1 Fire and Safety is gonna start selling bulletproof vests next week.
01:22:08.479 --> 01:22:11.520
You're gonna be able to get them at the little tienda out there at the when you're going.
01:22:11.840 --> 01:22:13.359
What is that little tienda called?
01:22:13.680 --> 01:22:15.199
Is it like the the last stop?
01:22:15.520 --> 01:22:16.159
The last stop.
01:22:16.479 --> 01:22:17.119
Nice.
01:22:17.680 --> 01:22:21.520
Uh, Connor, thank you, Kimball Fabricating for sponsoring our show.
01:22:21.680 --> 01:22:24.640
Um, if you want to see some arrowheads, let him know.
01:22:25.600 --> 01:22:39.359
And if you just want to give him a call and say, Connor, I need some metal building sign, CNC work, powder coating, custom metal work, fence standing, trash all in carports, patios, or a sex change with a blowtorch.
01:22:39.520 --> 01:22:40.159
Call Connor.
01:22:40.319 --> 01:22:40.880
He's your man.
01:22:41.119 --> 01:22:42.960
Baxter is not your man.
01:22:43.359 --> 01:22:44.479
Fuck Baxter.
01:22:44.560 --> 01:22:46.079
I'm kidding, Baxter.
01:22:46.319 --> 01:22:48.000
Uh, 3C exotics.
01:22:48.079 --> 01:22:49.520
Thank you, Chris Conrad.
01:22:49.600 --> 01:22:57.279
Um, thank you, uh Jared Arthur, uh King Arthur pulling cans out of rocks.
01:22:57.600 --> 01:22:58.720
Uh, we love you guys.
01:22:58.880 --> 01:22:59.520
Thank you, Chris.
01:22:59.600 --> 01:23:00.399
Thank you, Jared.
01:23:00.479 --> 01:23:01.199
Or yeah.
01:23:01.359 --> 01:23:03.199
Um, task processing.
01:23:03.359 --> 01:23:06.239
Thank you so much, my good man Ramon.
01:23:06.319 --> 01:23:08.399
Um we're gonna come see you one of these days.
01:23:08.479 --> 01:23:09.199
We're gonna figure that out.
01:23:09.279 --> 01:23:09.760
Let's drive down.
01:23:10.000 --> 01:23:11.039
You know how to get a hold of him?
01:23:11.199 --> 01:23:11.840
I have his number.
01:23:12.000 --> 01:23:13.520
All right, we'll have to give him a heads up.
01:23:13.680 --> 01:23:15.680
And yeah, we're gonna cruise on down 90.
01:23:18.319 --> 01:23:21.199
We're gonna drop off your kids at your wherever.
01:23:21.600 --> 01:23:22.560
At the subway.
01:23:22.800 --> 01:23:23.359
The subway.
01:23:24.000 --> 01:23:30.079
And big dog smokers, thank you, uh, the minas, uh, Steven, Tank, and Big Dog.
01:23:30.239 --> 01:23:32.800
They're out there doing the Lord's work, smoking meat.
01:23:33.039 --> 01:23:33.680
Yes, sir.
01:23:34.159 --> 01:23:43.199
They'll be cooking at the DKM, Big Dog Smokers, sponsored by DKM at the upcoming Briscoe Barbecue Cook-Off.
01:23:43.439 --> 01:23:45.279
Oh, I thought you meant at the truck or treat.
01:23:45.520 --> 01:23:45.760
Oh.
01:23:46.159 --> 01:23:46.800
That'd be cool.
01:23:47.039 --> 01:23:48.319
No, you guys think about that.
01:23:48.640 --> 01:23:49.680
Might be short notice.
01:23:49.920 --> 01:23:50.479
Yeah, it's Tuesday.
01:23:50.560 --> 01:23:51.119
It's not a Tuesday.
01:23:51.279 --> 01:23:54.239
Tuesdays are I just want brisket.
01:23:54.399 --> 01:23:55.199
It's brisket.
01:23:55.840 --> 01:23:56.640
And that's it.
01:23:56.720 --> 01:23:57.680
What else you got, bud?
01:23:58.239 --> 01:23:58.720
That's it.
01:23:58.880 --> 01:24:04.479
What did I see the other day that people were cooking instead of brisket, and they're like, brisket's just gotten so expensive.
01:24:05.199 --> 01:24:05.920
Turkey breast?
01:24:06.880 --> 01:24:08.159
No, there's something even cheaper.
01:24:08.239 --> 01:24:13.119
I think you know, obviously, pork's cheap, but there was some other thing I saw, and I was like, damn, that's pretty damn good.
01:24:14.720 --> 01:24:16.079
I can't remember now, Bon.
01:24:16.560 --> 01:24:17.359
Just think.
01:24:20.399 --> 01:24:23.199
Maybe it was uh whole turkey or something.
01:24:23.279 --> 01:24:23.600
I don't know.
01:24:23.760 --> 01:24:24.079
All right.
01:24:24.239 --> 01:24:24.960
Maybe that was it.
01:24:25.039 --> 01:24:28.880
No, it was something that was the new brisket is the whole chicken.
01:24:29.039 --> 01:24:29.600
Yeah, a whole chicken.
01:24:29.760 --> 01:24:30.399
I love a whole chicken.
01:24:30.560 --> 01:24:30.960
A whole chicken.
01:24:31.039 --> 01:24:32.479
You know the Pollo's?
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Those are fire.
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I fucking there's one in LaVergi I always go to.
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It's so good.
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I want to open a Pollo with and a Nissan dealership in the same building.
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Uvaldi, Texas.
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Nissan, Nissan, uh Uvalde Nissan coming in July of next year.
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That's right.
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That's right.
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You heard it here first.
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And we're gonna we're gonna close Friday.
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How about that, Uvaldi Chevrolet?
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On the weekends?
01:24:57.520 --> 01:24:59.439
Yeah, we're only gonna be open on the weekends.
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We'll close during the week.
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Dude, I think if we open that, a ton of people would come.
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Yeah.
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What's up with the uh are we gonna do um payments or what's uh we're not talking about that?
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What's that?
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Like uh, what do they call it when you buy something?
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Oh no, we're not talking about that.
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Not talking about it.
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We'll see y'all next time.
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See ya.
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See ya.