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Learners permit.
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Learners permit.
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Learners permit.
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All right, Joe, you ready?
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I sure am.
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What am I doing?
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I'm reading this intro.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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I'm not even going to pre-read it, dude.
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I'm just going to open up Facebook and just start talking.
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Did you make it all one sentence?
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Or is there commas?
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Let's see.
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Let's see.
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It'd still be one sentence if there was commas.
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Let's see.
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You've never seen Cody in his infamous, like, all the commas he puts?
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Let me see.
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Yeah, he puts like three commas after like a lot of things.
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I don't know why I've ever noticed that, but I like that you said, is it just one sentence
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or did you put commas in there?
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I did say that.
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All right.
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That's what it tells me to do.
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I don't have anything.
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Let me see.
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What do you fucking mean?
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It's right there.
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Why don't you spit it off the dome, bro?
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Is that?
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That's fair.
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Oh, there it is.
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I gotta refresh.
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All right, we ready?
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Yeah, sir.
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Oh, yeah.
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Daniel, show yourself.
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Oh, fuck.
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Hello.
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Thank you.
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Thank you.
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Don't interrupt.
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Hello and welcome to the Learners Permit podcast, a show where four friends lock themselves
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in a room and forcefully educate each other on the topics they're most passionate about.
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Each week, one host selects a subject to educate the other three about in hopes of broadening
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their woefully narrow horizons.
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That's all you got.
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That's all you got.
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That's all it.
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Who are you?
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What do you mean?
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What's your name?
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I am Joe.
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Oh, OK.
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The one and only host of this show.
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The one off the last minute.
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So we, Joe, we have to give a little background.
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We found Joe off of Craigslist.
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We had sort of a medical emergency earlier where one of our hosts had to step out and
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we really just needed to fill time to be real.
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So we, Joe was very kind enough to join us last minute off of Craigslist.
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Joe, how you doing?
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Super well.
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Thank you for getting back to my ad so quickly.
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I honestly didn't understand what you meant by wet work, but I'm here.
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Well, I did think it was a little weird because you were the only one posting a post in the
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gig section of Craigslist just with the heading podcast?
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Question Mark.
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Yeah, you know, you got to capture the audience and you guys got back to me in 13 and a half
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minutes.
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Unbelievable.
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Like record timing and it was an AOL email that I sent it on.
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So just super happy that you guys got to me.
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I'm just glad somebody's still using AIM, honestly.
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Somebody's got to keep them in business.
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I just love their super right front page.
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It's awesome.
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What do you love the most about it?
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If you had to specify the colors, honestly, the colors that they use to just pronounce
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like their headlines, like a failed mic leaves Donald Trump pacing the stage in silence for
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nearly 20 minutes, like beautiful.
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Like the font is just immaculate and the colors that they use.
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You should look at it.
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You really should.
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Yeah.
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You know, I'll take a look right now.
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I'll take a gander.
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See if I can see any headlines.
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Dan, who gained fame riding out hurricanes on a boat is arrested in Florida.
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Everything is just black and white.
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Wow.
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This is really easy to navigate and use.
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Who are the women of Saturday night?
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The entire page is black and white.
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It's crazy.
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They don't change any dollars.
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Wait, this one's the best.
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He was left to die in a garbage can as a newborn and now wants justice.
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Damn.
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That's a story I want to read.
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I want to read meet the spouses of the cast of Shark Tank.
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Wow.
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What slide are you on?
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That's all the way down at animals.
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No, sorry.
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I'm going to entertainment.
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My bad.
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I'm scrolling down and it just seems to never end.
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Wow.
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Oh, at least they have a horoscope page.
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That's nice.
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Oh, hell yeah.
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Let's read it.
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You want to read it?
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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What are you guys?
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Tell me what you guys are.
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I want you to take a guess as to what I am.
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You are a Taurus?
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No.
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Jeez.
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When's your birthday?
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Leo.
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He's a Leo.
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Oh, okay.
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And Cody, you must be a Libra.
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There we go, buddy.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Joe, what are you?
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Scorpio.
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I'm a Scorpio.
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Scorpio.
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So you're an asshole.
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Okay.
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All right.
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Let's see.
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Oh my gosh.
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What if I got Scorpio?
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Okay, Joe, your heart might be distracted from what you know to be true.
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Someone in your life could be criticizing you, not realizing all the obstacles that you've
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had to overcome to get where you are now.
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They may not have meant to impact you negatively, but their words are potentially playing on
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your mind and causing you to doubt yourself.
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Instead of letting it bring you down, remember how you thought of yourself when you were
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younger and bolder.
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You're stronger than you know.
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Wow.
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It's Liam.
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Liam's the guy that's keeping you down.
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I am.
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I am.
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I actually was just about to criticize you before I read this, and unfortunately I got
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distracted by the horoscope.
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You know, I just feel like you could have better choice in website to navigate than
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AOL.
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What do you mean?
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You've got to move on.
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It's beautiful.
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I don't even think they have AIM anymore, honestly.
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And if they did, I bet you don't even have a very good song for your fucking, you know,
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notification noise.
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Oh, I forgot about that.
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Yeah, right?
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Come on.
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The internet used to be something, man.
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Kids these days.
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What was it for you, Liam?
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Mostly shock videos.
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Shock videos mostly and like people posting about drugs, you know, you can have a lot
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of fun on Arrow with.
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That's weird because you've been sober.
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I have been sober, but I like to educate myself.
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That's all, you know, I'm a man of education.
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And so, you know, it's just, it's, it's good to, to really harken back to the days when
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things were simpler, when it wasn't all one color and many, many categories on one page.
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But anyway, let's, let's get for the Leo.
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Okay.
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Let's read, let's read Austin's.
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Austin, how are you feeling right now?
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I just want to ask before I read this, cause it might change your mind.
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I feel like I'm, you know, busy, but motivated trying to keep up.
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Wow.
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Descriptive.
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Those were a bunch of words put together in a sentence.
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Yeah.
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I mean, that's, that's what it is.
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I'm busy.
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Hell yeah.
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Hell yeah.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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Well, let me tell you, your peers, they're seeing you in a different light and boy, is
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that true.
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Maybe you're the epitome of a capable entertaining lion, or maybe you're a quieter member of
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the Leo pride.
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Where do you think you fall on that scale?
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I think it depends.
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I mean, if we're in the middle of a pizza joint and someone enthusiastically asks me
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about my MEPs experience, then I might talk really loudly.
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But I mean, if other people are talking, then I might be a quieter lion, you know, more
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tame.
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That's fair.
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In reading into this, do you think we could handle the deeper inside of you?
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Do you want to go deeper?
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I think Cody would definitely like to get a look at your insides, but you fucking do
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it.
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If you're not comfortable with it.
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Hey, that guy at MEPs got the deepest look into my insides, right?
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We don't even know if he's alive anymore.
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So he might be the one with the only secrets.
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Could he point you out of a lineup, you think?
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I don't know.
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It depends on how impressive my asshole was to him.
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That's fair.
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Those of you that have been to MEPs will know all the context you need.
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Anyone else that hasn't has no idea what the fuck I'm talking about.
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And you should leave it that way.
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That's exactly how I'm going to leave it that way.
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Hell yeah.
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Either way, your more complex thoughts and emotions are waiting for your real friends
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to be expressed.
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When do they show up?
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Does that sense make sense?
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Either way, your more complex thoughts and emotions are waiting for your real friends
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to be expressed.
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Is that talking about his multiple personalities?
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I don't know.
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Your first impression of others might center on what you can do for the group, but those
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that you deem trustworthy should be able to handle the deeper side of you.
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Even the ruler of the jungle can be vulnerable.
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So maybe now's your time, Austin.
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Anything you want to get off your chest or really open up about?
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I don't think so.
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I'm feeling like a quiet lion tonight.
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Oh, okay.
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That's okay.
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That's fine.
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We're your real friends and we support you.
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You know what they say, you got big paws and a small mouth.
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I didn't know that they said that.
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What does that mean?
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I don't know.
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck?
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What the fuck?
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Cody, I sensed last time we recorded that you were quite tense.
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What do you mean?
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Well, you know, you were just kind of, you had sort of a negative energy about you, sort
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of a bad juju, if you will.
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I couldn't tell you.
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You want to say that?
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I am actually, yes.
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Okay.
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One eighth on my mother's side.
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Thank you.
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Yeah.
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So Cody, I just wanted to caution you.
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Obsessing over one area of your life might be causing you to let other matters slip.
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Right?
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Okay.
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So maybe you should analyze your activities.
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Is there someone or something that's taking up all your mental space?
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Dad?
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Well, you know, if you want to get focused on that, when you devote so much mental energy
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to one thing, you risk letting the other important matters in your life fall through the cracks.
277
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Oh.
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You know, like podcasting.
279
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Oh yeah.
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Like making sure that your podcasting villa stays afloat.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
283
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I'm fixing the horse hair in the wall right now.
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It's getting colder outside.
285
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You got to pack it with more horse hair.
286
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Do you have extra horses?
287
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No, but I know where we can find some.
288
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We just can't kill them fast enough for the hair.
289
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Yeah.
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Wait, wait, wait.
291
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I think you can just shave them.
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I don't think we need to.
293
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I don't think you need to kill them.
294
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I think you'd probably get more hair if you weren't killing them.
295
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I'm killing kids, Austin's killing horses.
296
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Listen, we just, we made that mistake at the beginning, but it's the principle of it.
297
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If I stop now, people will know I'm wrong.
298
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And that's the number one thing about business is you never let them know what you're thinking
299
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and you most certainly don't let them know that you're wrong.
300
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Hey, that's the Leo conviction right there.
301
00:10:35,120 --> 00:10:38,800
But they should also, they should know that you love horses.
302
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I do.
303
00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:44,120
And much like the guy that killed Gandhi or maybe it was someone from the Beatles.
304
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I don't remember.
305
00:10:45,120 --> 00:10:47,960
Whoever, they killed them because they loved them so much.
306
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So I'm on the same page.
307
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John Lennon.
308
00:10:50,920 --> 00:10:51,920
Yeah, John Lennon.
309
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There you go.
310
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It was like, it was either Gandhi or John Lennon.
311
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I don't remember.
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Wow.
313
00:10:57,040 --> 00:11:01,760
Those two men are very similar, honestly, both American icons.
314
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I just, I'm just glad that we could start the episode in a really vulnerable sort of
315
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like emotional place like this because I know that it's spooky season and we want to talk
316
00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:14,840
about scary stuff, right?
317
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I like scary stuff.
318
00:11:15,840 --> 00:11:16,840
Oh, do you?
319
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What's your favorite scary thing?
320
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Just name every scary thing.
321
00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:21,840
Yeah.
322
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Name five.
323
00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:25,000
Name five scary things if you're a real scary thing fan.
324
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:30,680
The inner thoughts of Liam's mind, the outer thoughts of Austin's mind, the unknown thoughts
325
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of Joe's mind, the fact that my dad wasn't around and then maybe the dark.
326
00:11:35,360 --> 00:11:36,360
Okay.
327
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All right.
328
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Was that good?
329
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What are outer thoughts?
330
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That was what I was stuck on too, honestly.
331
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Satellite, satellite thoughts.
332
00:11:43,360 --> 00:11:46,360
No, it's stuff that comes out of your mouth.
333
00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:48,000
So just words.
334
00:11:48,000 --> 00:11:49,360
So just the things that Austin says.
335
00:11:49,360 --> 00:11:50,360
Yeah, but it was the way that I was saying it.
336
00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,920
I noticed that you didn't say the same thing for me.
337
00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:57,000
So are you essentially saying that what Austin says scares you and the potential of what
338
00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,960
I could say scares you?
339
00:11:58,960 --> 00:11:59,960
Yeah.
340
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:00,960
That's fair.
341
00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,480
Actually, that's perfectly fair.
342
00:12:03,480 --> 00:12:05,760
I actually can understand that.
343
00:12:05,760 --> 00:12:06,760
Austin wants to kill horses.
344
00:12:06,760 --> 00:12:07,760
I don't want to.
345
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That's pretty funny.
346
00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:09,760
That's pretty funny.
347
00:12:09,760 --> 00:12:10,760
Hey, you said it.
348
00:12:10,760 --> 00:12:11,760
He's crying as he's just slaughtering a horse.
349
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I don't want to do it.
350
00:12:12,760 --> 00:12:13,840
He's just stabbing it.
351
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It's okay, Petunia.
352
00:12:14,840 --> 00:12:15,840
It's okay.
353
00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:16,840
Where are we going with that?
354
00:12:16,840 --> 00:12:17,840
Wherever you want to go, man.
355
00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:18,840
Spooky things, spooky movies, spooky shows.
356
00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:19,840
You got any spooky stuff on your mind?
357
00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:20,840
Anything spooky you're doing for Halloween?
358
00:12:20,840 --> 00:12:21,840
Yeah.
359
00:12:21,840 --> 00:12:22,840
I'm going to go with spooky.
360
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:23,840
I'm going to go with spooky.
361
00:12:23,840 --> 00:12:24,840
I'm going to go with spooky.
362
00:12:24,840 --> 00:12:25,840
I'm going to go with spooky.
363
00:12:25,840 --> 00:12:26,840
I'm going to go with spooky.
364
00:12:26,840 --> 00:12:30,200
Anything spooky you're doing for Halloween?
365
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:31,200
No.
366
00:12:31,200 --> 00:12:32,200
Wow.
367
00:12:32,200 --> 00:12:35,800
You are full of energy and you just know how to take the direction and run with it.
368
00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:37,200
That's not true.
369
00:12:37,200 --> 00:12:39,360
You have the costume party coming up.
370
00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:40,360
Yeah, you do.
371
00:12:40,360 --> 00:12:41,360
Okay.
372
00:12:41,360 --> 00:12:42,360
What are you dressing up as?
373
00:12:42,360 --> 00:12:44,160
Hey, it's currently eight days out.
374
00:12:44,160 --> 00:12:45,160
I have no fucking clue.
375
00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:46,920
Well, let's decide right now.
376
00:12:46,920 --> 00:12:48,400
Now is the time we help you decide.
377
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,200
Why don't we give some ideas?
378
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:51,840
Yeah, be your dad.
379
00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:52,840
Don't show up.
380
00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:54,840
Ah, there you go.
381
00:12:54,840 --> 00:12:57,040
But you know what that means?
382
00:12:57,040 --> 00:12:59,840
Is that the studio manager has to go by herself.
383
00:12:59,840 --> 00:13:00,840
It's true.
384
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:01,840
True.
385
00:13:01,840 --> 00:13:06,040
Well, I kind of suspected that maybe the reason you were upset last episode is because you
386
00:13:06,040 --> 00:13:10,280
finally worked up the courage to ask out the studio manager and she turns you down.
387
00:13:10,280 --> 00:13:11,520
Oh, again?
388
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:12,520
That's not okay.
389
00:13:12,520 --> 00:13:13,520
Yeah.
390
00:13:13,520 --> 00:13:14,520
Yeah.
391
00:13:14,520 --> 00:13:15,520
Again.
392
00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:16,520
Well, he didn't really ask last time.
393
00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:20,920
He slipped a note under her door that just had one of those like emojis with the pleading
394
00:13:20,920 --> 00:13:26,160
eyes and the two fingers pointing at each other and then the letters Y and end and it
395
00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,520
just said circle one.
396
00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:32,000
Well, you when you put that off, there wasn't really a directive on it.
397
00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:36,560
But I don't have a printer, so I had to use one of those old like a line printers you
398
00:13:36,560 --> 00:13:37,560
see in warehouses.
399
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,680
Why didn't you just draw it?
400
00:13:39,680 --> 00:13:42,360
My penmanship is poor with my gimp hand.
401
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,920
Oh, yeah.
402
00:13:43,920 --> 00:13:44,920
Yeah.
403
00:13:44,920 --> 00:13:47,400
Well, you get it caught in the machine.
404
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,400
Yeah.
405
00:13:48,400 --> 00:13:51,600
And I couldn't quite I can't quite draw.
406
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:52,960
OK.
407
00:13:52,960 --> 00:13:57,000
So I had to use one of those warehouse printers and it kind of got smudged and kind of fucked
408
00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:58,000
up.
409
00:13:58,000 --> 00:14:05,360
And because my hand is all gimp, the Y kind of looked like an X and the N was a W. So
410
00:14:05,360 --> 00:14:07,320
I panicked.
411
00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:13,720
And then because I'm so nervous the entire the whole time, because, you know, I don't
412
00:14:13,720 --> 00:14:14,720
think they got the message.
413
00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:19,800
Now you said they did you send this to multiple people?
414
00:14:19,800 --> 00:14:20,800
No.
415
00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:21,800
Yeah.
416
00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,800
Wait a minute.
417
00:14:22,800 --> 00:14:23,800
I thought you were just had one goal in mind.
418
00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,280
What is the studio manager?
419
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:26,280
No, the studio manager.
420
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:27,280
Yeah.
421
00:14:27,280 --> 00:14:28,560
Have you designed set on somebody else?
422
00:14:28,560 --> 00:14:29,560
No.
423
00:14:29,560 --> 00:14:33,320
Well, that's good, because I don't really think that you had enough hoods to go for
424
00:14:33,320 --> 00:14:35,080
one person, let alone multiple.
425
00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,080
You know, I'm sorry.
426
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:37,920
I was with that crappy little hand of yours.
427
00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:38,920
Yeah.
428
00:14:38,920 --> 00:14:39,920
My campaign, the studio manager.
429
00:14:39,920 --> 00:14:40,920
Yeah.
430
00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:41,920
You fucked that thing up at work, right?
431
00:14:41,920 --> 00:14:42,920
Yeah.
432
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:45,880
Well, I didn't file a claim within 48 hours.
433
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,000
So I get that.
434
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:49,000
I get why you didn't die.
435
00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,200
Your boss is a real hard ass.
436
00:14:51,200 --> 00:14:52,200
Yeah.
437
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,400
It's you have complained about him a lot.
438
00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:55,400
Yeah.
439
00:14:55,400 --> 00:14:56,400
That guy sucks.
440
00:14:56,400 --> 00:15:00,160
One time he fell off a ladder.
441
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,400
How do you know Cody's boss?
442
00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:03,400
I heard this story.
443
00:15:03,400 --> 00:15:07,680
One time Cody fell off a ladder and he was fired before he hit the ground that we can
444
00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:08,680
collect.
445
00:15:08,680 --> 00:15:09,920
Is this the same boss?
446
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,920
Did you have rehired?
447
00:15:11,920 --> 00:15:12,920
Yeah.
448
00:15:12,920 --> 00:15:16,920
After the hospital checked him out, his boss was like, I guess you can come back.
449
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,720
And Cody's like, you're not a liability.
450
00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:19,720
Right.
451
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:22,600
Didn't happen while you were an employee.
452
00:15:22,600 --> 00:15:27,400
So you know, Cody did try to apply to other places, but every time they called asking,
453
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:32,320
you know, for references or things like that, his boss just told them, told him what happened.
454
00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:33,320
Yeah.
455
00:15:33,320 --> 00:15:36,400
You can have someone working for you that is susceptible to gravity.
456
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:37,400
That's just a no go.
457
00:15:37,400 --> 00:15:39,480
And if you need a ladder, that's just a big crutch.
458
00:15:39,480 --> 00:15:40,480
Yeah.
459
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:44,720
So imagine needing that just to fall through a floor.
460
00:15:44,720 --> 00:15:48,360
You know, like, how does that even happen?
461
00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:51,480
Well, you have to use the bathroom really bad.
462
00:15:51,480 --> 00:15:52,480
Oh, yeah.
463
00:15:52,480 --> 00:15:57,080
And the fast the fastest way down was technically straight.
464
00:15:57,080 --> 00:15:58,080
Yeah.
465
00:15:58,080 --> 00:16:00,600
So that was a choice.
466
00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,600
Yeah, that wasn't me, though.
467
00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:03,600
Classic.
468
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,760
You lose all your balance when you're full of piss.
469
00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:06,760
True.
470
00:16:06,760 --> 00:16:08,320
Oh, that is so true.
471
00:16:08,320 --> 00:16:09,320
You become wobbly.
472
00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:12,680
You guys are be like real, like real full of piss.
473
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,880
And then you try to get up and you kind of like shift around.
474
00:16:15,880 --> 00:16:17,920
And you feel like a bag of water.
475
00:16:17,920 --> 00:16:20,200
Yeah, slosh is a perfect word, Austin.
476
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:22,080
You're always got the right word for the job.
477
00:16:22,080 --> 00:16:24,960
Do you ever like pee a little bit?
478
00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:25,960
Every time I sneeze.
479
00:16:25,960 --> 00:16:26,960
Oh, OK.
480
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:27,960
What do you mean?
481
00:16:27,960 --> 00:16:29,360
Define a little bit.
482
00:16:29,360 --> 00:16:31,760
Like enough to know that it's in your pants.
483
00:16:31,760 --> 00:16:32,760
Oh, no.
484
00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:38,240
I was going to say I pee a little bit every time I pee.
485
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:40,280
If you mean in my pants, then no, I
486
00:16:40,280 --> 00:16:42,720
don't think I've ever wet myself as an adult.
487
00:16:42,720 --> 00:16:43,880
OK.
488
00:16:43,880 --> 00:16:44,680
Not yet, at least.
489
00:16:44,680 --> 00:16:46,800
So you know, we still time.
490
00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:47,880
I'll come back.
491
00:16:47,880 --> 00:16:49,600
20 years.
492
00:16:49,600 --> 00:16:51,120
Because, you know.
493
00:16:51,120 --> 00:16:53,560
What, incontinence comes for us all?
494
00:16:53,560 --> 00:16:54,060
Yeah.
495
00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:58,000
OK, yeah.
496
00:16:58,000 --> 00:16:58,560
All right.
497
00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,720
If you want to wait on that, Cody.
498
00:16:59,720 --> 00:17:01,240
Isn't that kind of spooky?
499
00:17:01,240 --> 00:17:02,200
That is kind of spooky.
500
00:17:02,200 --> 00:17:03,560
That's a real fear.
501
00:17:03,560 --> 00:17:05,840
That is a freaky, frightening fear
502
00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:07,920
is the looming reality of incontinence.
503
00:17:07,920 --> 00:17:09,560
You know what else is freaky?
504
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:10,680
Alzheimer's disease.
505
00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:12,760
You guys pick your nose?
506
00:17:12,760 --> 00:17:13,840
No.
507
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:15,000
Yes.
508
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,040
Thank you, Joe.
509
00:17:16,040 --> 00:17:18,200
Show me someone who says that they don't pick their nose.
510
00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:19,520
I'll show you a liar.
511
00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,720
That's what I tell you.
512
00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,520
Everybody picks their god damn nose when nobody's looking.
513
00:17:23,520 --> 00:17:24,720
No, I do it all the time.
514
00:17:24,720 --> 00:17:25,520
You can ask Cody.
515
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:27,080
Are you about to tell me that it has
516
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,640
something to do with Alzheimer's?
517
00:17:28,640 --> 00:17:29,840
It actually does, yes.
518
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,040
What?
519
00:17:31,040 --> 00:17:33,340
Scientists are quickly finding that there is a correlation
520
00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,400
between picking your nose and Alzheimer's.
521
00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,440
That's the truth.
522
00:17:36,440 --> 00:17:39,200
What, do boogers have fucking brain cells in them or something?
523
00:17:39,200 --> 00:17:41,480
I think sticking your grubby little finger up
524
00:17:41,480 --> 00:17:44,320
close near your brain, getting the bacteria
525
00:17:44,320 --> 00:17:46,680
in those nasal cavities that connect right into your head,
526
00:17:46,680 --> 00:17:48,720
I think maybe that's bad for you.
527
00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:49,240
I don't know.
528
00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,480
I haven't read the papers.
529
00:17:50,480 --> 00:17:52,560
What are you supposed to do about the boogies?
530
00:17:52,560 --> 00:17:54,080
Blow them out.
531
00:17:54,080 --> 00:17:56,680
Blow them out like a civilized human being, you chimp.
532
00:17:56,680 --> 00:17:58,960
You never have the ones that hide in the back,
533
00:17:58,960 --> 00:18:01,800
and you've got to coax them out with some sweet Burger King.
534
00:18:01,800 --> 00:18:03,840
What do you mean, sweet Burger King?
535
00:18:03,840 --> 00:18:04,920
What the hell are you saying?
536
00:18:04,920 --> 00:18:07,040
Did you stick a fry up there?
537
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:10,880
No, but I have put sun-kissed up my nose before to clear.
538
00:18:10,880 --> 00:18:13,080
Ooh, I can't feel good.
539
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,840
Wait, hold on.
540
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:19,360
See, you're doing like a nose enema, like a nasal enema?
541
00:18:19,360 --> 00:18:20,680
What the hell, dude?
542
00:18:20,680 --> 00:18:22,200
You like Steve Jobs.
543
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:24,720
I was like 10 at the time, and I was so tired
544
00:18:24,720 --> 00:18:27,560
of having plugged sinuses.
545
00:18:27,560 --> 00:18:30,160
And this was back before I knew that the sinus was actually
546
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,960
a sack in your face.
547
00:18:31,960 --> 00:18:34,320
And if I knew that, like I did now,
548
00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,440
I definitely wouldn't have done it because it is amazing
549
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:38,360
I did not get an infection with the amount of sugar
550
00:18:38,360 --> 00:18:39,200
that's in sun-kissed.
551
00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,520
But basically, everyone else was asleep.
552
00:18:41,520 --> 00:18:42,360
I was pissed off.
553
00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:43,920
Can you get a sugar infection?
554
00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:47,320
I don't know, but if it hangs out in your sinus,
555
00:18:47,320 --> 00:18:49,400
it can't do good things for you.
556
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:52,120
I don't know, it's a lot of artificial stuff
557
00:18:52,120 --> 00:18:54,160
hanging out inside your body, your face.
558
00:18:54,160 --> 00:18:55,880
Like that seems wrong to me.
559
00:18:55,880 --> 00:18:58,240
But everyone went to sleep, and I was like,
560
00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,560
I hate having this stuffy nose.
561
00:18:59,560 --> 00:19:02,560
I need to do something to like induce panic,
562
00:19:02,560 --> 00:19:04,240
because that's when your nose clears out.
563
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,640
When your dad yells at you.
564
00:19:05,640 --> 00:19:06,760
I know, sorry, Cody.
565
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:07,640
Sorry.
566
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,000
Your nose clears when your dad yells at you?
567
00:19:10,000 --> 00:19:12,400
Well, you know, like when you get startled,
568
00:19:12,400 --> 00:19:14,680
or you think you're in a fight or flight,
569
00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:17,000
and then everything just drains.
570
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:17,880
You're hearing clear sounds.
571
00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,720
Do you deal fight or flight with your dad a lot, Austin?
572
00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:20,200
No.
573
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:25,200
Just checking in to make sure he's OK at home.
574
00:19:25,200 --> 00:19:26,880
Yeah, just one time with a plate,
575
00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:28,080
but don't worry about that.
576
00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:31,880
I'm not going to do that.
577
00:19:31,880 --> 00:19:35,840
But yeah, you know, the fight or flight crocks up,
578
00:19:35,840 --> 00:19:38,280
and then you're like, oh damn, like my shit's all clear now.
579
00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,480
So I was like, maybe if I turn upside down,
580
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:41,880
the carbonation, at the very least,
581
00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:43,360
the carbonation will do something.
582
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,240
But maybe if I pour something on my nose,
583
00:19:45,240 --> 00:19:46,880
I'll feel like I'm drowning or something,
584
00:19:46,880 --> 00:19:47,560
and I'll freak out.
585
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:48,120
And then my-
586
00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,120
So you waterboarded yourself with Sunkist, basically?
587
00:19:50,120 --> 00:19:51,120
Yes.
588
00:19:51,120 --> 00:19:53,400
Well, OK, I love the 10-year-old thinking of like,
589
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,480
I have booger in nose, so I'm just
590
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,480
going to put sticky shit up there.
591
00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,320
Well, it worked.
592
00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:02,560
Like ostensibly, you're blasting shit.
593
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,240
You got me there.
594
00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:04,480
I can't argue with science.
595
00:20:04,480 --> 00:20:06,920
I ain't got no MD.
596
00:20:06,920 --> 00:20:08,360
I ain't got no PhD.
597
00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:09,920
I got the WebMD.
598
00:20:09,920 --> 00:20:11,280
I got these.
599
00:20:11,280 --> 00:20:13,480
That's about it.
600
00:20:13,480 --> 00:20:15,520
So anyway.
601
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:16,560
Anyway, spooky stuff.
602
00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:22,520
Liam, what's your favorite preferred form of spookiness?
603
00:20:22,520 --> 00:20:23,400
I don't know.
604
00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:27,520
Group texts?
605
00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:28,960
You know?
606
00:20:28,960 --> 00:20:31,600
Yeah, what's the scariest group text you ever gotten?
607
00:20:36,040 --> 00:20:37,560
I don't know.
608
00:20:37,560 --> 00:20:38,600
You don't know?
609
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,000
No, I don't know.
610
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:41,840
Do you have one in mind, Austin?
611
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:44,520
Yeah, let me scroll back so I can quote it verbatim.
612
00:20:44,520 --> 00:20:46,360
You guys keep talking.
613
00:20:46,360 --> 00:20:49,600
I think it might be that one that Austin's referring to.
614
00:20:49,600 --> 00:20:50,240
But I don't.
615
00:20:50,240 --> 00:20:51,240
Can you?
616
00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:53,880
Yeah, keep scrolling up, try to get to it.
617
00:20:53,880 --> 00:20:56,640
I don't have to scroll up because I can search the words.
618
00:20:56,640 --> 00:20:58,120
I can search the exact words.
619
00:20:58,120 --> 00:21:03,120
I actually probably know them off the back of my freaking brain.
620
00:21:03,120 --> 00:21:03,640
Yeah.
621
00:21:03,640 --> 00:21:06,360
Joe, do you like group texts?
622
00:21:06,360 --> 00:21:07,240
Yeah.
623
00:21:07,240 --> 00:21:08,120
Yeah?
624
00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,480
They're not scary to you?
625
00:21:09,480 --> 00:21:11,880
No, I enjoy chaos.
626
00:21:11,880 --> 00:21:16,280
So the exact quote is, this is the podcast group.
627
00:21:16,280 --> 00:21:17,240
OK.
628
00:21:17,240 --> 00:21:18,560
Yeah, that's pretty scary.
629
00:21:18,560 --> 00:21:19,720
That's with five S's.
630
00:21:19,720 --> 00:21:22,360
Each S makes it exponentially more scary.
631
00:21:22,360 --> 00:21:24,120
Horrifying, yeah.
632
00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:25,920
Yes, especially when you don't know the number
633
00:21:25,920 --> 00:21:26,840
that it's coming from.
634
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:27,320
No.
635
00:21:27,320 --> 00:21:29,240
No.
636
00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,560
Anyway, yeah, I think that that's scary.
637
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:35,600
I think if I were to receive a meme about where am I
638
00:21:35,600 --> 00:21:39,280
a hug at, that would be scary too.
639
00:21:39,280 --> 00:21:40,920
Can you elaborate on that a little?
640
00:21:40,920 --> 00:21:42,600
I've just been obsessed with that phrase
641
00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:47,000
ever since I read the recent stuff about the very famous
642
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,800
rapper Kanye West.
643
00:21:48,800 --> 00:21:49,120
Who?
644
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,320
You guys hear about that stuff?
645
00:21:50,320 --> 00:21:51,040
Kanye West?
646
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,000
Yeezy?
647
00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:52,520
Who?
648
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:53,800
Dr. Ye?
649
00:21:53,800 --> 00:21:54,880
Who?
650
00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,720
Mr. Ye?
651
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,760
Ye?
652
00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:58,960
Oh, yes.
653
00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:00,080
Yeah, OK.
654
00:22:00,080 --> 00:22:01,040
Yeah, I get it.
655
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:03,360
Have you guys heard of this man?
656
00:22:03,360 --> 00:22:04,000
No.
657
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:04,920
Do you know who he is?
658
00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:06,960
No.
659
00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:09,440
He's a guy who really likes hugs.
660
00:22:09,440 --> 00:22:11,720
From what I understand, he really likes hugs,
661
00:22:11,720 --> 00:22:15,560
and he really likes asking women for hugs repeatedly via text.
662
00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:19,040
Is it like sending memes about me
663
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,400
when I don't get a hug?
664
00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:24,040
Man, I really wish I could be hugging you right now.
665
00:22:24,040 --> 00:22:24,880
That's kind of sad.
666
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:28,120
Why doesn't anybody hug him?
667
00:22:28,120 --> 00:22:30,920
Do you think he's asking for hugs because his dad didn't
668
00:22:30,920 --> 00:22:31,080
love him?
669
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,400
I'm not sure if he's actually asking for hugs or not.
670
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,240
I genuinely don't know.
671
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:37,120
Because there are other times where he says,
672
00:22:37,120 --> 00:22:38,920
this is what I mean when I hug, and he sends
673
00:22:38,920 --> 00:22:40,840
a pornographic photo.
674
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:41,640
Oh.
675
00:22:41,640 --> 00:22:43,400
So I don't know.
676
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:45,480
He did say, I wish I could run across a beach
677
00:22:45,480 --> 00:22:47,120
into my own arms.
678
00:22:47,120 --> 00:22:48,600
Did he say that?
679
00:22:48,600 --> 00:22:49,240
Yes, he did.
680
00:22:49,240 --> 00:22:54,080
That may or may not be a euphemism for beating off.
681
00:22:54,080 --> 00:22:55,600
I don't know if you're aware of this,
682
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,720
but every once in a while, I will go on YouTube
683
00:22:57,720 --> 00:23:00,080
and just watch a bunch of Kanye West quotes.
684
00:23:00,080 --> 00:23:00,560
Wait, really?
685
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:04,680
Because the next day, I will recite them all back to Cody.
686
00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,240
Have you seen the Kimmel interview
687
00:23:06,240 --> 00:23:09,800
where he gets asked about if having daughters
688
00:23:09,800 --> 00:23:14,400
has changed his view of women or changed
689
00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,600
his attitude towards women, and he just answers by talking
690
00:23:16,600 --> 00:23:18,800
about how porn addicted he is?
691
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:20,400
Oh my god.
692
00:23:20,400 --> 00:23:23,760
Yeah, I don't know.
693
00:23:23,760 --> 00:23:25,760
He's just a crazy man.
694
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:26,840
He's a very crazy man.
695
00:23:26,840 --> 00:23:30,160
And the more I read about him, the more I'm like, oh my god.
696
00:23:30,160 --> 00:23:34,200
This guy is one of the richest people
697
00:23:34,200 --> 00:23:36,800
and one of the most well-known people in the world,
698
00:23:36,800 --> 00:23:41,040
but he is a criminal, criminal beater offer.
699
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:44,040
Yeah, he said God cured his porn addiction.
700
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,440
That's not true.
701
00:23:45,440 --> 00:23:47,560
If his texts are anything to go by.
702
00:23:47,560 --> 00:23:51,280
Or maybe he's just very vindictive about it,
703
00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:54,200
and God cured his porn addiction, he said, nah.
704
00:23:54,200 --> 00:23:59,600
And then just went right back to it and got addicted again.
705
00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:01,080
He's like, you took mama from me.
706
00:24:01,080 --> 00:24:04,840
And he goes right back to beating.
707
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:08,720
Yeah, I got to say, though, he says some wild shit.
708
00:24:08,720 --> 00:24:10,640
I know a while ago, there were texts,
709
00:24:10,640 --> 00:24:12,400
I think it was like a couple of months ago,
710
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,760
texts were leaked between him and a couple other people.
711
00:24:15,760 --> 00:24:18,880
It was between Kanye, the person who leaked it,
712
00:24:18,880 --> 00:24:22,320
and his dentist, Kanye's dentist specifically.
713
00:24:22,320 --> 00:24:24,120
Did he get his teeth removed?
714
00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:26,400
Uh, you know.
715
00:24:26,400 --> 00:24:27,880
Or?
716
00:24:27,880 --> 00:24:28,600
Maybe.
717
00:24:28,600 --> 00:24:29,640
Maybe?
718
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:30,840
Yeah, you might say that.
719
00:24:30,840 --> 00:24:32,480
Let me see if I can find the text to read it.
720
00:24:32,480 --> 00:24:33,520
OK, OK, yeah.
721
00:24:33,520 --> 00:24:34,600
So here's the text, right?
722
00:24:34,600 --> 00:24:36,200
So it's his doctor.
723
00:24:36,200 --> 00:24:38,760
So Dr. Thomas Connelly says, this
724
00:24:38,760 --> 00:24:40,400
needs to be a long-term goal.
725
00:24:40,400 --> 00:24:42,760
Get recreational nitrous legalized.
726
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,760
Meanwhile, we mastered the delivery system
727
00:24:44,760 --> 00:24:46,640
with a two-year head start.
728
00:24:46,640 --> 00:24:48,680
And then this nerd who leaked it is like,
729
00:24:48,680 --> 00:24:49,800
surely it must be joking.
730
00:24:49,800 --> 00:24:51,800
Prolonged misuse of nitrous causes birth defects.
731
00:24:51,800 --> 00:24:54,240
Problems with B12, your spinal cord disintegrates.
732
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,160
So why would anyone want to introduce another drug
733
00:24:56,160 --> 00:24:58,040
to an already depressed, addicted, demoralized,
734
00:24:58,040 --> 00:25:00,160
and apathetic population of dopamine slaves?
735
00:25:00,160 --> 00:25:02,280
And I assume either the dentist or Kanye
736
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:04,720
did a ha ha react in the group chat.
737
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:09,960
And then Kanye just replies, can I have the nitrous today?
738
00:25:09,960 --> 00:25:13,400
And he wrote it NITRUS.
739
00:25:13,400 --> 00:25:16,280
And then he said, Tom, you said you bring them by today,
740
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:18,520
checking in.
741
00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:21,840
And then the dentist says, are you at the chateau?
742
00:25:21,840 --> 00:25:23,640
Yes, can do.
743
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:25,200
Jesus.
744
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,240
Here, I'll share it in the chat for you guys to look at.
745
00:25:28,240 --> 00:25:29,160
That's amazing.
746
00:25:29,160 --> 00:25:30,200
That's beautiful.
747
00:25:30,200 --> 00:25:33,600
That right there is beautiful, is what I would say.
748
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,000
The man got the brain of a god.
749
00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,360
And I can't argue with it.
750
00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:38,440
I know lots of things are probably
751
00:25:38,440 --> 00:25:41,600
going to come out with him, especially with the fucking
752
00:25:41,600 --> 00:25:42,680
all of this litigation.
753
00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:45,520
But boy, oh boy.
754
00:25:45,520 --> 00:25:49,440
Special brain inside the head of his.
755
00:25:49,440 --> 00:25:51,600
Wait, who's that other person?
756
00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:54,360
The other, what, the person who was sending the text?
757
00:25:54,360 --> 00:25:56,720
Yeah, in the blue.
758
00:25:56,720 --> 00:26:03,440
He's a guy named, he's got a Greek last name, Milo Yiannopoulos.
759
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:07,600
He was some conservative figure.
760
00:26:07,600 --> 00:26:10,600
Sort of the token conservative gay.
761
00:26:10,600 --> 00:26:12,640
I don't remember when he was even a person
762
00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,720
who was relevant at all.
763
00:26:15,720 --> 00:26:18,160
But he looks like this.
764
00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:20,480
I'll send a picture, and you guys can take a look
765
00:26:20,480 --> 00:26:23,680
and judge for yourselves.
766
00:26:23,680 --> 00:26:25,640
He just leaked a screenshot?
767
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:26,160
Yep.
768
00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:26,760
Oh my god.
769
00:26:26,760 --> 00:26:29,480
And he looks like discount on Pete Davidson.
770
00:26:29,480 --> 00:26:30,560
Yeah, that's Pete Davidson.
771
00:26:30,560 --> 00:26:31,720
I assume it was Kanye.
772
00:26:31,720 --> 00:26:32,560
That's Pete Davidson.
773
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:35,480
I assume it was Kanye.
774
00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:39,120
With a little bit of makeup on to make it seem like it's not him.
775
00:26:39,120 --> 00:26:41,640
Let me explain to you the one little blurb
776
00:26:41,640 --> 00:26:42,960
from his Wikipedia, because that's
777
00:26:42,960 --> 00:26:44,240
where I pulled the picture from.
778
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:46,440
In 2022, Yiannopoulos served as an intern
779
00:26:46,440 --> 00:26:49,120
for United States Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green,
780
00:26:49,120 --> 00:26:51,680
then worked with white nationalist Nick Fuentes
781
00:26:51,680 --> 00:26:55,280
and rapper Kanye West on a latter short live 2024 US
782
00:26:55,280 --> 00:26:56,960
presidential election campaign.
783
00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:58,400
Oh my god.
784
00:26:58,400 --> 00:27:00,560
I didn't realize he ran for president this year.
785
00:27:00,560 --> 00:27:01,560
You didn't know that?
786
00:27:01,560 --> 00:27:02,120
No, I didn't.
787
00:27:02,120 --> 00:27:04,200
I didn't know.
788
00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:05,080
Man, I wish I didn't.
789
00:27:05,080 --> 00:27:07,640
OK, I don't want to stay on Kanye for too long.
790
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:11,040
I've been really having a blast reading about him lately.
791
00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:13,960
But you guys heard about the whole thing with,
792
00:27:13,960 --> 00:27:16,960
oh, what the fuck was it?
793
00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:18,640
Was it Yeezy, I think?
794
00:27:18,640 --> 00:27:20,000
His fashion line?
795
00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:20,320
Yeah.
796
00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,880
Where he was just sharing porn with all the people there?
797
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,160
What?
798
00:27:24,160 --> 00:27:25,960
Yeah, I don't know if it was Yeezy.
799
00:27:25,960 --> 00:27:28,760
I think he had some kind of partnership with a brand.
800
00:27:28,760 --> 00:27:31,840
And he was just making all the board members
801
00:27:31,840 --> 00:27:33,680
watch pornography.
802
00:27:33,680 --> 00:27:34,960
What the fuck?
803
00:27:34,960 --> 00:27:35,440
Yes.
804
00:27:35,440 --> 00:27:38,440
This man is fully fucking unhinged.
805
00:27:38,440 --> 00:27:38,960
Oh, yeah.
806
00:27:38,960 --> 00:27:39,520
Yeah, no, no.
807
00:27:39,520 --> 00:27:39,760
He's insane.
808
00:27:39,760 --> 00:27:40,600
That's so funny.
809
00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:42,040
Except for not really, because that's
810
00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,400
super unfortunate for all those people
811
00:27:43,400 --> 00:27:45,400
that have to deal with this bullshit all the time.
812
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:47,400
But fuck.
813
00:27:47,400 --> 00:27:48,880
Hey, what'd you do at work today, honey?
814
00:27:48,880 --> 00:27:50,640
My boss made me watch porn.
815
00:27:50,640 --> 00:27:51,880
Yeah.
816
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,960
Like, that's some spooky shit.
817
00:27:54,960 --> 00:27:58,640
You know, the guy's a cool guy.
818
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:02,840
He's really, really cool, very healthy.
819
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,440
I think we got potential for president material.
820
00:28:05,440 --> 00:28:06,840
He's just got to sort of percolate
821
00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,160
for a little while longer.
822
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:09,080
Yeah, stronger.
823
00:28:09,080 --> 00:28:15,120
So not to get political here, but who do you guys think
824
00:28:15,120 --> 00:28:17,120
is the scariest president?
825
00:28:17,120 --> 00:28:18,640
Ooh.
826
00:28:18,640 --> 00:28:19,880
Ooh.
827
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,000
Roosevelt.
828
00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:21,760
Teddy?
829
00:28:21,760 --> 00:28:24,240
Can you explain, yeah, which one and why?
830
00:28:24,240 --> 00:28:25,520
Yeah, Teddy Roosevelt.
831
00:28:25,520 --> 00:28:26,160
Dude's fucked up.
832
00:28:26,160 --> 00:28:26,880
Because he's a badass?
833
00:28:26,880 --> 00:28:28,480
Because he's a badass, yeah.
834
00:28:28,480 --> 00:28:30,920
He's like, I'm on a rough ride.
835
00:28:30,920 --> 00:28:31,960
I'm in.
836
00:28:31,960 --> 00:28:34,240
Put me on coach.
837
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:35,840
And then I did.
838
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,800
My money's on Taft, personally.
839
00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:39,320
See, I almost said Taft.
840
00:28:39,320 --> 00:28:40,680
Is that the bathtub guy?
841
00:28:40,680 --> 00:28:41,200
Yeah.
842
00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,000
Yeah.
843
00:28:43,000 --> 00:28:45,720
Who was the guy that was president for one month?
844
00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:48,360
I think he's scary, because he's probably a ghost.
845
00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,680
I don't know.
846
00:28:49,680 --> 00:28:50,800
Harrison?
847
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,600
Yes, I think it was Harrison.
848
00:28:52,600 --> 00:28:54,200
I think you are correct, Joe.
849
00:28:54,200 --> 00:28:56,320
I did history in like a month.
850
00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:57,080
I take it back.
851
00:28:57,080 --> 00:29:00,760
It's probably JFK, because his head's all fucking canoed in.
852
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:05,160
I mean, it's only scary if you're Secret Service, right?
853
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:07,920
Or like, he just comes back up and he's like, hey, ha ha,
854
00:29:07,920 --> 00:29:10,040
look at my fucked up head, ha ha.
855
00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:11,800
He comes back as a zombie and shit.
856
00:29:11,800 --> 00:29:14,600
You think we'll get like a Nixon redemption arc?
857
00:29:14,600 --> 00:29:15,240
Oh my god.
858
00:29:15,240 --> 00:29:17,480
Like from beyond the grave?
859
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:19,960
Yeah, so if you just got to reload the save,
860
00:29:19,960 --> 00:29:23,560
you can get the good ending, where you save JFK
861
00:29:23,560 --> 00:29:25,520
and there's a Nixon redemption arc.
862
00:29:25,520 --> 00:29:30,040
Oh man, that must be, that would be so cool, honestly.
863
00:29:30,040 --> 00:29:32,040
If Nixon could get redeemed.
864
00:29:32,040 --> 00:29:34,480
I will say, though, about Harrison.
865
00:29:34,480 --> 00:29:36,760
He was president for literally one month.
866
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,800
I remember reading about his death.
867
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:42,840
It really makes me think, something that is truly scary
868
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,000
is what medicine was at any point,
869
00:29:45,000 --> 00:29:46,720
other than in the modern age.
870
00:29:46,720 --> 00:29:50,560
I'm sure they'll say the same thing when we get 50 years
871
00:29:50,560 --> 00:29:51,480
into the future.
872
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:52,360
I'm sure they will.
873
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:54,920
You know, I mean, they'll be like, wow, I can't believe
874
00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:58,520
that they, I can't believe they gave vaccines.
875
00:29:58,520 --> 00:30:02,840
They were making everyone stupid.
876
00:30:02,840 --> 00:30:06,360
That's my opinion, and we all share it, right?
877
00:30:06,360 --> 00:30:07,400
Right, right.
878
00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:08,160
Right?
879
00:30:08,160 --> 00:30:08,680
Right.
880
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:09,440
Right, guys?
881
00:30:09,440 --> 00:30:09,960
Right.
882
00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,400
We're big on not vaccines.
883
00:30:11,400 --> 00:30:12,320
Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.
884
00:30:12,320 --> 00:30:15,320
Please support us financially, anyone who believes that.
885
00:30:15,320 --> 00:30:17,480
We'll say whatever you want if you pay us that money.
886
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:20,680
I mean, I got these shots, and now I really like trains.
887
00:30:25,160 --> 00:30:25,880
Wow.
888
00:30:25,880 --> 00:30:27,680
Yeah, you know, that's unfortunate.
889
00:30:27,680 --> 00:30:29,160
That is unfortunate.
890
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:34,120
Yeah, but like, imagine, if you will, getting the shits, right?
891
00:30:34,120 --> 00:30:35,520
Just like the flu.
892
00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:37,440
You just get the flu, right?
893
00:30:37,440 --> 00:30:40,480
Maybe you have a cough, diarrhea.
894
00:30:40,480 --> 00:30:42,800
And your doctor's like, hmm, I don't
895
00:30:42,800 --> 00:30:43,880
know what's wrong with you.
896
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:47,880
There's something tainted about your humors here.
897
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,400
Take all of this fucking opium, and I'm
898
00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:55,720
going to give it to you in big doses every four or five hours.
899
00:30:55,720 --> 00:30:58,800
And then when you basically deteriorate
900
00:30:58,800 --> 00:31:02,000
because you're just getting high for days and days at a time,
901
00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:03,880
and nobody's actually doing anything for you,
902
00:31:03,880 --> 00:31:06,040
then you die in a puddle of your own shit.
903
00:31:06,040 --> 00:31:08,080
That's the good outcome.
904
00:31:08,080 --> 00:31:08,720
All right.
905
00:31:08,720 --> 00:31:10,840
The bad outcome is the doctor says, oh, no,
906
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:11,920
we've got to do something.
907
00:31:11,920 --> 00:31:13,640
I'm going to have to cut you open.
908
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:16,400
This is kind of new to me, just like it's new to you.
909
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,920
So it'll be a learning and growth experience for us both.
910
00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:19,400
Yeah.
911
00:31:19,400 --> 00:31:20,320
Right.
912
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:22,640
That's why it's called practicing medicine.
913
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:24,360
Oh, man, you're so right, Joe.
914
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:26,360
Man, I feel like I heard that the other day.
915
00:31:26,360 --> 00:31:27,040
You did.
916
00:31:27,040 --> 00:31:28,040
Oh, why?
917
00:31:28,040 --> 00:31:31,520
Did you say that one on Craigslist?
918
00:31:31,520 --> 00:31:32,040
I did.
919
00:31:32,040 --> 00:31:33,720
Yes, I had a Craigslist ad.
920
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,720
I was practicing.
921
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:39,240
I was practicing addedictomies.
922
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,840
And now it's OK for you to do that
923
00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:44,240
if you're a natural doctor.
924
00:31:44,240 --> 00:31:47,560
Right, I just couldn't find any penises to attach to bodies.
925
00:31:47,560 --> 00:31:49,200
That was a problem.
926
00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,760
Yeah, that is a hard problem.
927
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:51,360
Yeah.
928
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,560
Well, I think we're.
929
00:31:52,560 --> 00:31:55,640
Hopefully, it would get hard.
930
00:31:55,640 --> 00:31:57,560
But we'd settle for flaccid.
931
00:32:00,200 --> 00:32:01,560
As long as it sticks.
932
00:32:01,560 --> 00:32:02,720
Whatever sticks.
933
00:32:02,720 --> 00:32:03,960
We're working on it.
934
00:32:03,960 --> 00:32:05,680
As long as you can push that rope.
935
00:32:05,680 --> 00:32:07,160
Would you guys ever go see a doctor
936
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,360
that didn't have a license?
937
00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:10,160
Can you do that?
938
00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,040
Isn't this called Mexico?
939
00:32:12,040 --> 00:32:14,520
No, no.
940
00:32:14,520 --> 00:32:16,400
You can do that, yes.
941
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,640
It's a naturopathic doctor.
942
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:20,120
What does that entail?
943
00:32:20,120 --> 00:32:21,760
That was a lot of syllables.
944
00:32:21,760 --> 00:32:23,960
It's it's you know, you're a doctor,
945
00:32:23,960 --> 00:32:26,000
but you don't have to go to middle school school.
946
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,320
That's really what it is.
947
00:32:27,320 --> 00:32:29,080
How skilled are they?
948
00:32:29,080 --> 00:32:32,640
Now I'm wondering about if that's what the guy at MAPS was.
949
00:32:32,640 --> 00:32:33,560
Oh, fuck.
950
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,520
The guy who looked at your butthole?
951
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:35,640
He just showed up and.
952
00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:36,560
Yeah, he just showed up.
953
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:38,680
I was like, guys, I'm totally qualified.
954
00:32:38,680 --> 00:32:40,440
I'm old, you have to believe me.
955
00:32:40,440 --> 00:32:41,480
He's like, oh, I don't mind if I do.
956
00:32:41,480 --> 00:32:42,440
Just tries on a coat.
957
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:43,520
And he's like, ah, it's kind of fixed.
958
00:32:43,520 --> 00:32:44,080
Feels right.
959
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:45,520
You just show up one day and you're like,
960
00:32:45,520 --> 00:32:47,360
I'm the guy that checks the buttholes.
961
00:32:47,360 --> 00:32:51,400
And they're like, oh, yeah, that sounds right.
962
00:32:51,400 --> 00:32:53,800
Only people on Hinges would do this.
963
00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:54,800
Right.
964
00:32:54,800 --> 00:32:57,400
Yeah, he fits the description.
965
00:32:57,400 --> 00:32:59,560
Do you think they found him off Craigslist?
966
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:00,560
Probably.
967
00:33:00,560 --> 00:33:01,200
Huh.
968
00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,320
Is there a doctor section on Craigslist?
969
00:33:03,320 --> 00:33:04,520
I don't think I've ever checked.
970
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:05,960
Oh, there has to be.
971
00:33:05,960 --> 00:33:06,960
Oh, let's look.
972
00:33:06,960 --> 00:33:08,800
That's the beauty of America, baby.
973
00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,440
Are we checking?
974
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:11,640
I figured you were.
975
00:33:11,640 --> 00:33:14,280
They have a human resources tab.
976
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:16,480
Human resources tab, yeah.
977
00:33:16,480 --> 00:33:19,600
This is going to you can hire somebody to fire the doctor.
978
00:33:19,600 --> 00:33:21,520
I don't know if you can hire a doctor.
979
00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:22,560
Oh, they do.
980
00:33:22,560 --> 00:33:24,800
They have a medical section.
981
00:33:24,800 --> 00:33:25,520
Let's see.
982
00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:27,200
Got any NDs in there?
983
00:33:27,200 --> 00:33:28,160
Unlicensed?
984
00:33:28,160 --> 00:33:28,920
Hell yeah, baby.
985
00:33:28,920 --> 00:33:30,480
Unlicensed.
986
00:33:30,480 --> 00:33:31,360
Might take me a minute.
987
00:33:31,360 --> 00:33:32,200
I can't spell.
988
00:33:32,200 --> 00:33:34,760
Oh, is that part of the package?
989
00:33:34,760 --> 00:33:36,640
Liam, did you not read the description?
990
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:37,840
He can't spell.
991
00:33:37,840 --> 00:33:40,800
Well, I mean, that was obvious from the post, but was it?
992
00:33:40,800 --> 00:33:43,440
Wasn't in the description, but yeah.
993
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:51,200
When he wrote podcast, it was like P-O-O-D-K-A-S-H.
994
00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,240
Kind of a miracle that we read it correctly,
995
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:56,000
but when you're desperate, you really
996
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:58,680
click on pretty much any entry that doesn't seem like a bot.
997
00:33:58,680 --> 00:34:01,160
And honestly, I don't think bots would spell stuff that way,
998
00:34:01,160 --> 00:34:03,240
so we kind of lucked out with you here, Joe.
999
00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,960
This was a paid gig, right?
1000
00:34:05,960 --> 00:34:07,760
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1001
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:10,520
Cody will cut you a check once we're done recording.
1002
00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:11,560
Yeah.
1003
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:16,040
So it looks like you guys are willing to pay in bonds?
1004
00:34:16,040 --> 00:34:17,360
Yes, yes.
1005
00:34:17,360 --> 00:34:17,840
OK.
1006
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:21,880
And they depreciate over $100 per five years.
1007
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:22,800
Bonds.
1008
00:34:22,800 --> 00:34:23,960
Like, are we talking like?
1009
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,120
You mean appreciate.
1010
00:34:25,120 --> 00:34:28,600
No, I need them to lose value for tax purposes.
1011
00:34:28,600 --> 00:34:29,920
Oh, that's fine.
1012
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:30,360
Sure.
1013
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:31,400
Yeah, that'll do.
1014
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,640
Yeah, that's OK.
1015
00:34:32,640 --> 00:34:34,360
Yeah, we can definitely make that work.
1016
00:34:34,360 --> 00:34:35,240
OK, thank you.
1017
00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:37,080
OK, so what we'll do is we'll just connect you with Adam
1018
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,520
after the show is done, and then you can reach out to him
1019
00:34:39,520 --> 00:34:40,480
and he'll work it out with you.
1020
00:34:40,480 --> 00:34:41,240
Yeah, yeah.
1021
00:34:41,240 --> 00:34:43,000
Well, are we talking like bonds bonds,
1022
00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:44,680
or are we talking about bail bonds?
1023
00:34:44,680 --> 00:34:47,560
Ah, I don't know.
1024
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:49,800
Do you have any reason you would need to be bailed out?
1025
00:34:49,800 --> 00:34:50,640
Me?
1026
00:34:50,640 --> 00:34:53,360
Yeah, I fight homeless people for money.
1027
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:55,600
Well, you and Cody will get along really well.
1028
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:58,240
Yeah, honestly, after what Cody said last episode.
1029
00:34:58,240 --> 00:34:59,120
Jeez.
1030
00:34:59,120 --> 00:35:02,200
It's like once they lose and they've lost all their value,
1031
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:03,440
they get run over.
1032
00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,120
Hopefully we'll cut that section of the episode in the editing.
1033
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,920
But you know, oh, you know, I don't know,
1034
00:35:08,920 --> 00:35:10,920
going on a vitriolic tirade about how
1035
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,120
you're going to massacre and clean up the streets.
1036
00:35:13,120 --> 00:35:14,320
You know, it's not important.
1037
00:35:14,320 --> 00:35:17,600
I asked Cody the other day, I said,
1038
00:35:17,600 --> 00:35:19,920
if you could get away with any crime, what would it be?
1039
00:35:19,920 --> 00:35:21,040
And he said, murder.
1040
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:22,240
Yep.
1041
00:35:22,240 --> 00:35:24,040
You guys already talked about this?
1042
00:35:24,040 --> 00:35:26,840
Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, I'm glad that Cody
1043
00:35:26,840 --> 00:35:29,680
was able to debrief you in between when we hired you off
1044
00:35:29,680 --> 00:35:32,080
of Craigslist and now.
1045
00:35:32,080 --> 00:35:35,720
But unfortunately, this is exactly the territory
1046
00:35:35,720 --> 00:35:38,360
that we've delved into last time we recorded that we
1047
00:35:38,360 --> 00:35:39,480
are going to have to cut.
1048
00:35:39,480 --> 00:35:44,520
So you're telling me that if you run over a kid
1049
00:35:44,520 --> 00:35:45,440
and the kid still.
1050
00:35:45,440 --> 00:35:48,720
Oh, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, let me stop you right there.
1051
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:53,120
We spent 45 minutes going over this in the last episode.
1052
00:35:53,120 --> 00:35:54,680
Let me just stop you right there.
1053
00:35:54,680 --> 00:35:56,840
We were supposed to talk about a subject last time.
1054
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:58,560
And well, the subject we talked about
1055
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:00,800
is exactly what you're trying to bring up here.
1056
00:36:00,800 --> 00:36:03,920
Cody, you're fucking using our copyrighted content.
1057
00:36:03,920 --> 00:36:04,400
No.
1058
00:36:04,400 --> 00:36:05,760
Elsewhere.
1059
00:36:05,760 --> 00:36:08,080
No.
1060
00:36:08,080 --> 00:36:09,080
Oh my god.
1061
00:36:09,080 --> 00:36:10,280
What is happening?
1062
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,000
You know, I mean, as great of a subject
1063
00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:15,840
as it is, as listener friendly, as joyableness
1064
00:36:15,840 --> 00:36:17,760
as to talk about that, why don't we
1065
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:21,640
shift to segue to something spooky, almost
1066
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:24,640
as spooky as the specter of repeating ourselves twice
1067
00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:25,840
in a row in two episodes.
1068
00:36:25,840 --> 00:36:26,800
How about we talk about.
1069
00:36:26,800 --> 00:36:28,880
What is the coolest Halloween decoration
1070
00:36:28,880 --> 00:36:29,880
you've seen this year?
1071
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:33,320
Oh, I saw an inflatable Donald Trump
1072
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:37,160
that when I was driving one way for a weekend guide away,
1073
00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:40,040
it was standing up and it looked like a woman.
1074
00:36:40,040 --> 00:36:43,120
You ever seen the Hall of Presidents at Disney
1075
00:36:43,120 --> 00:36:44,880
or like where the fuck it is?
1076
00:36:44,880 --> 00:36:48,120
Where it was very clearly supposed to be Hillary Clinton,
1077
00:36:48,120 --> 00:36:50,520
but they had to change it last minute to be Donald Trump?
1078
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:51,440
Yep.
1079
00:36:51,440 --> 00:36:54,280
Yeah, so the inflatable thing looked like that.
1080
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:57,040
And then when I came back, it was deflated
1081
00:36:57,040 --> 00:36:58,440
and he was down on the ground.
1082
00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:59,360
Oh.
1083
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:00,000
Yeah.
1084
00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:01,480
So that's the coolest one I've seen.
1085
00:37:01,480 --> 00:37:02,160
Yeah, they got him.
1086
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:03,920
Ladies and gentlemen, Adam got him.
1087
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,120
Adam got him.
1088
00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:07,600
I don't the coolest one.
1089
00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:09,320
I think I think at Home Depot, they
1090
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,920
have like one of those giant skeletons,
1091
00:37:11,920 --> 00:37:13,280
like the 30 feet tall ones.
1092
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:14,680
Those ones are really fucking cool.
1093
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:17,920
They like hump your house and shit trying to impregnate it.
1094
00:37:17,920 --> 00:37:18,720
What?
1095
00:37:18,720 --> 00:37:19,200
What?
1096
00:37:19,200 --> 00:37:21,560
Like a wacky inflatable skeleton.
1097
00:37:21,560 --> 00:37:22,160
Yeah.
1098
00:37:22,160 --> 00:37:23,120
Huh.
1099
00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:23,760
Oh, you know what?
1100
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:26,600
Actually, I saw a human sized Rick and Morty's,
1101
00:37:26,600 --> 00:37:28,440
but I think they were homemade.
1102
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:28,960
Interesting.
1103
00:37:28,960 --> 00:37:29,880
That is terrifying.
1104
00:37:29,880 --> 00:37:31,320
It was actually terrifying.
1105
00:37:31,320 --> 00:37:32,000
I have a picture.
1106
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:32,440
Wait, wait, wait.
1107
00:37:32,440 --> 00:37:33,400
Let me see if I have a picture.
1108
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:34,240
Hold up.
1109
00:37:34,240 --> 00:37:35,640
I might be able to send one to the chat.
1110
00:37:35,640 --> 00:37:36,840
Give me just one moment.
1111
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:38,560
And if I send this here, I need you guys
1112
00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,760
to describe it to the people.
1113
00:37:41,760 --> 00:37:43,920
Joe, what's the coolest one you've seen?
1114
00:37:43,920 --> 00:37:46,080
A town that we've recently driven through,
1115
00:37:46,080 --> 00:37:48,680
because you guys don't say names on here, right?
1116
00:37:48,680 --> 00:37:49,760
Yep.
1117
00:37:49,760 --> 00:37:53,320
Well, by the church, there's that house that's
1118
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:54,840
a couple of houses down, and they
1119
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:57,240
have a skeleton on the roof throwing up
1120
00:37:57,240 --> 00:37:58,480
into like a kiddie pool.
1121
00:37:58,480 --> 00:38:00,120
Oh, that's so cool.
1122
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,120
And I was like, that is awesome.
1123
00:38:02,120 --> 00:38:03,080
It was really cool.
1124
00:38:03,080 --> 00:38:05,680
Austin?
1125
00:38:05,680 --> 00:38:10,080
I haven't really seen a lot of Halloween decorations,
1126
00:38:10,080 --> 00:38:13,400
and the ones that I have seen haven't been super impressive.
1127
00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:17,080
So unfortunately, I don't think I really have anything.
1128
00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:19,600
Well, what about spooky games?
1129
00:38:19,600 --> 00:38:21,040
You guys playing any spooky games?
1130
00:38:21,040 --> 00:38:22,120
You guys playing Manhunt?
1131
00:38:22,120 --> 00:38:24,120
No, we don't play spooky games.
1132
00:38:24,120 --> 00:38:26,160
We do watch spooky movies, Cody.
1133
00:38:26,160 --> 00:38:29,960
I have Manhunt on the PS2, but I've never played it.
1134
00:38:29,960 --> 00:38:32,840
Well, I wasn't talking about video games, Liam.
1135
00:38:32,840 --> 00:38:36,200
There is a new game that came out this week that looked terrifying.
1136
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:38,360
I need to find the name of it.
1137
00:38:38,360 --> 00:38:38,840
Guess what?
1138
00:38:38,840 --> 00:38:39,720
Well, play Manhunt.
1139
00:38:39,720 --> 00:38:41,440
Everyone come over. We'll play Manhunt.
1140
00:38:41,440 --> 00:38:42,880
Oh, I think it's horrifying.
1141
00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:45,160
Wow. That is real scary.
1142
00:38:45,160 --> 00:38:46,680
Sure. Wow.
1143
00:38:46,680 --> 00:38:51,360
It literally looks like someone took like two actual mannequins,
1144
00:38:51,600 --> 00:38:56,560
but lab coats and like a yellow T-shirt and jeans and khakis
1145
00:38:56,880 --> 00:38:59,720
and then found like the cheapest Rick and Morty masks
1146
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:02,240
you could find at like Spencer's gifts.
1147
00:39:02,240 --> 00:39:04,160
And put them on the heads.
1148
00:39:04,160 --> 00:39:05,600
That's literally what it is.
1149
00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:07,920
And that's that's right down the street from my house.
1150
00:39:08,400 --> 00:39:12,840
The creepiest part about this whole thing is how reflective and glossy
1151
00:39:12,840 --> 00:39:15,720
the hands and neck are. Yeah.
1152
00:39:15,720 --> 00:39:19,200
It looks like the end, like the ending of House of Wax.
1153
00:39:19,520 --> 00:39:21,120
Oh, yeah.
1154
00:39:21,120 --> 00:39:23,200
I don't know. That movie just gives me the creeps.
1155
00:39:23,400 --> 00:39:26,480
I like that they sourced costumes for the mannequins, though.
1156
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:30,760
Mm hmm. Like they bought shoes and coats and stuff for them.
1157
00:39:30,760 --> 00:39:33,480
Yeah, it's probably like four hundred dollars right there.
1158
00:39:33,680 --> 00:39:35,040
Probably. That's crazy.
1159
00:39:35,040 --> 00:39:37,520
You would not be very good at the prices, right?
1160
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,840
Us. Is it me?
1161
00:39:40,040 --> 00:39:41,800
Those shoes look massive on Morty.
1162
00:39:41,800 --> 00:39:43,720
No, I agree. They look massive.
1163
00:39:43,720 --> 00:39:46,840
They probably got a lot of a discussion.
1164
00:39:46,840 --> 00:39:49,720
In Walmart, they put a wheel behind him.
1165
00:39:50,560 --> 00:39:52,560
Yeah, that's that's what I was trying to figure out.
1166
00:39:52,560 --> 00:39:54,760
Is that a wheel that's propping him up? Yeah.
1167
00:39:54,920 --> 00:39:59,200
Yeah. What about what about the fucking it's the who's the doctor from
1168
00:39:59,200 --> 00:40:02,240
a Nightmare Before Christmas is Dr.
1169
00:40:02,240 --> 00:40:04,840
Ficklstein. Yeah. He's also chilling behind them.
1170
00:40:05,080 --> 00:40:07,560
Yeah, he's creepy. He's a creepy guy.
1171
00:40:07,560 --> 00:40:09,600
You guys ever think about that? How creepy he is.
1172
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,720
I've never watched Nightmare Before Christmas, actually.
1173
00:40:12,720 --> 00:40:15,800
Really? You've never seen Nightmare Before Christmas?
1174
00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:16,640
Yeah. Yeah.
1175
00:40:16,640 --> 00:40:19,520
Liam, you can just go ahead and assume that I haven't seen most things.
1176
00:40:19,600 --> 00:40:23,080
Like, I feel like every time I bring something up, it's like, oh, shit.
1177
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:24,560
You haven't seen that. And then I think about it.
1178
00:40:24,560 --> 00:40:27,760
I'm like, yeah, I feel like most normal people have seen that, but I haven't.
1179
00:40:27,760 --> 00:40:30,560
Yeah, but you've seen a lot of stuff that normal people have seen.
1180
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:34,000
I guess so. But like Nightmare Before Christmas is like one of those things.
1181
00:40:34,880 --> 00:40:39,560
If I have seen the Princess Bride, it was like a quintillion years ago.
1182
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,400
Come on. I don't remember it.
1183
00:40:42,400 --> 00:40:46,200
I just saw it for the first time last year. What the fuck? Yeah.
1184
00:40:47,760 --> 00:40:49,600
See, it's not I'm not alone.
1185
00:40:49,600 --> 00:40:52,160
It's wild. Cody, would you believe me if I said I'd never seen it?
1186
00:40:52,480 --> 00:40:54,640
No way. Really?
1187
00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:57,600
No, I'd be lying. OK.
1188
00:40:57,600 --> 00:40:58,800
No, that'd be a that'd be a.
1189
00:40:58,800 --> 00:41:00,880
You believe him. That was the important part.
1190
00:41:00,880 --> 00:41:03,480
Mm hmm. That's because Cody's a trusting individual.
1191
00:41:03,800 --> 00:41:06,120
I try to. Sometimes.
1192
00:41:07,400 --> 00:41:10,080
What's your favorite horror movie, Liam?
1193
00:41:10,080 --> 00:41:11,400
Favorite horror movie? Well, that's hard.
1194
00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:12,880
I don't know if I have a favorite horror movie.
1195
00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:15,480
I like horror movies. I think horror movie good.
1196
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,320
I've seen a lot of bad ones, though, let me tell you,
1197
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,920
because I'm somebody who will like definitely just go to like to be
1198
00:41:21,920 --> 00:41:23,040
or whatever the fuck.
1199
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:26,320
Whatever the lowest common denominator streaming services. Stitch.
1200
00:41:26,320 --> 00:41:28,800
I will navigate their Stitcher.
1201
00:41:29,240 --> 00:41:30,080
Yeah. Isn't that like the.
1202
00:41:30,080 --> 00:41:32,320
Sticher. Movie one. Yeah.
1203
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:35,080
No, it's not.
1204
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,520
Stitcher. Yeah.
1205
00:41:36,520 --> 00:41:38,640
Stitcher is a podcast thing, I think.
1206
00:41:38,640 --> 00:41:41,080
What the fuck are you thinking of?
1207
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,040
I know what you're talking about, because I was subscribed to it
1208
00:41:43,040 --> 00:41:44,920
for a while specifically to watch one movie.
1209
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:47,080
Shutter. Shutter. Thank you, Joe.
1210
00:41:47,080 --> 00:41:49,440
Thank you for fixing my brain fart there.
1211
00:41:50,080 --> 00:41:51,880
Yeah, I have subscribed to Shutter.
1212
00:41:51,880 --> 00:41:54,640
There is some interesting original content on there.
1213
00:41:54,640 --> 00:41:57,200
I actually subscribe specifically to watch one movie,
1214
00:41:57,200 --> 00:41:59,600
which was the Phil Tippett animated film.
1215
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:03,240
Well, partially animated film Mad God, which, by the way,
1216
00:42:03,240 --> 00:42:04,760
is the goopiest movie I've ever seen.
1217
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:07,560
If you guys are looking for a movie that is goop, goopy.
1218
00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:10,640
That's that's the one. Not the blob.
1219
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:13,200
Oh, OK. The blob is pretty goopy.
1220
00:42:13,200 --> 00:42:15,440
If we're talking about the Frank Darabont one, right?
1221
00:42:15,440 --> 00:42:17,640
Yeah, the the one that you and I talked about the other week.
1222
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,480
Yes, that's a great. That's a great movie.
1223
00:42:19,480 --> 00:42:20,840
I love that movie.
1224
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:23,440
But no, Mad God is it's just goopy.
1225
00:42:23,440 --> 00:42:26,440
Let me see if I can pull up an image to show you guys.
1226
00:42:26,440 --> 00:42:28,120
It is a disgusting.
1227
00:42:28,960 --> 00:42:31,760
It's a mix of stop motion animation and some live action,
1228
00:42:31,760 --> 00:42:34,760
but it is very goopy.
1229
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,400
OK, OK.
1230
00:42:36,400 --> 00:42:38,800
We just I'm just going to pull two or three screencaps
1231
00:42:38,800 --> 00:42:40,000
and just send them in the chat here.
1232
00:42:40,000 --> 00:42:41,400
You can see all the goop.
1233
00:42:41,400 --> 00:42:45,240
I it does not do it justice, though, because it's not like in motion.
1234
00:42:47,200 --> 00:42:50,640
But there is so much fucking goop in this movie.
1235
00:42:50,640 --> 00:42:55,760
I genuinely don't know if I've ever watched a goopy or movie.
1236
00:42:55,760 --> 00:42:58,800
Huh? It's incredibly impressive animation, to be clear.
1237
00:42:58,800 --> 00:43:00,800
Yeah. Yeah.
1238
00:43:00,800 --> 00:43:03,960
But it's just it's spent most of that animation has spent
1239
00:43:03,960 --> 00:43:05,960
making goopy, disgusting things.
1240
00:43:05,960 --> 00:43:08,960
Hmm. Wow. You seem to have a lot of thoughts about that, Cody.
1241
00:43:08,960 --> 00:43:12,360
It's is that like a giant in the at the end?
1242
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:16,040
Like there's like a like a guy looking at a giant.
1243
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,040
Is that we're looking at?
1244
00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:19,240
No, it's like a little monster.
1245
00:43:19,240 --> 00:43:21,800
It's like a little monster.
1246
00:43:21,800 --> 00:43:23,320
It's not that big. Thank you, Joe.
1247
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:25,520
Yes, it is like a little monster.
1248
00:43:25,520 --> 00:43:28,440
It's like a little monster with tits and balls, to be clear.
1249
00:43:29,160 --> 00:43:31,320
Everything in this film wiggles.
1250
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,280
Have you watched it, Joe? Yeah.
1251
00:43:33,280 --> 00:43:36,000
Hell yeah. When you said goopy, I was like, that's a good word.
1252
00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:38,040
And I was like, it also feels wiggly.
1253
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:40,040
Like everything in the movie just wiggles.
1254
00:43:40,040 --> 00:43:43,240
I am so happy that someone in this call has also seen this movie
1255
00:43:43,240 --> 00:43:46,160
because I don't think any normal people I know.
1256
00:43:46,160 --> 00:43:50,360
Well, when she so when she's feeding like the hands in the forest
1257
00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:52,400
and she's like shaking that like the.
1258
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:54,760
Oh, my God.
1259
00:43:54,760 --> 00:43:58,240
You know, part I think about in the movie, and I'm just completely icing
1260
00:43:58,240 --> 00:44:02,760
Austin Cody out of this part where it's like the really colorful area of like
1261
00:44:02,760 --> 00:44:05,080
it's all green and shit and you have like those little bugs
1262
00:44:05,440 --> 00:44:07,640
and then the little bugs get eaten by bigger bugs.
1263
00:44:07,840 --> 00:44:09,760
Like you have the peaceful thing and then it zooms out
1264
00:44:09,760 --> 00:44:12,000
and it's like the terrarium in the scientist's lab.
1265
00:44:12,560 --> 00:44:14,600
Yes. And it has like the little troll.
1266
00:44:14,600 --> 00:44:18,720
Yes, yes. But when the bugs are getting eaten by the bigger bugs,
1267
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:21,960
one of the bugs kind of I don't know if it actually says it,
1268
00:44:21,960 --> 00:44:24,800
but you can kind of hear it go, oh no.
1269
00:44:25,160 --> 00:44:28,600
And it's like, I wonder if I can find a clip of that.
1270
00:44:29,160 --> 00:44:31,480
When they're sucking the bugs.
1271
00:44:31,480 --> 00:44:32,640
Oh, my God.
1272
00:44:33,560 --> 00:44:34,840
This movie is disgusting.
1273
00:44:34,840 --> 00:44:36,480
Just say it is.
1274
00:44:36,480 --> 00:44:40,920
It just feels like a gross movie, but it is very visually.
1275
00:44:40,920 --> 00:44:42,880
It's very beautiful the way that it is.
1276
00:44:42,880 --> 00:44:47,400
It is stunning, stunning stop motion work that took literally 30 years to make
1277
00:44:47,960 --> 00:44:49,280
and cost lots of money.
1278
00:44:49,280 --> 00:44:51,520
And I just think all the people that back this project,
1279
00:44:51,520 --> 00:44:54,880
like did they know that all of their money was going to go to creating piss
1280
00:44:54,880 --> 00:44:56,880
and throw up in rivers of shit?
1281
00:44:56,880 --> 00:45:00,320
I want to know how much money do you think they spent in production?
1282
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:05,000
I know that a lot of it was self financed by Phil Tippett,
1283
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,080
because Phil Tippett is as a big, big special effects guy.
1284
00:45:08,560 --> 00:45:09,760
Big name in special effects.
1285
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:14,880
He did, I believe, all of the stop motion for the original Star Wars trilogy.
1286
00:45:15,640 --> 00:45:18,160
So that's where these nerds would would probably know him from.
1287
00:45:18,160 --> 00:45:20,800
He also worked on Jurassic Park.
1288
00:45:20,800 --> 00:45:22,240
He pioneered in Robocop.
1289
00:45:22,240 --> 00:45:25,680
He did the stop motion for the robot.
1290
00:45:25,960 --> 00:45:26,840
Yeah. Yeah.
1291
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,200
Yeah. The the little mini Metal Gear at the end of Robocop.
1292
00:45:31,320 --> 00:45:35,280
And he also he pioneered like a whole type of special effects
1293
00:45:35,280 --> 00:45:36,800
for Jurassic Park, I'm pretty sure.
1294
00:45:36,800 --> 00:45:40,440
It took 30 years to create the film and one hundred and fifty thousand dollars.
1295
00:45:40,680 --> 00:45:42,960
One hundred and fifty thousand dollars. That's it.
1296
00:45:42,960 --> 00:45:43,800
That's pretty good.
1297
00:45:43,800 --> 00:45:46,200
So the thing is, a hundred thousand dollars.
1298
00:45:46,200 --> 00:45:48,800
But most of that was just one guy.
1299
00:45:48,800 --> 00:45:51,640
It made three hundred twenty five thousand dollars.
1300
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:54,800
So you got to think like one person pretty much meant like
1301
00:45:54,800 --> 00:45:58,360
it was managing to spend most of that money on stuff to make this.
1302
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:01,080
That's crazy. That's crazy.
1303
00:46:01,080 --> 00:46:05,120
I just I just want to say that he has a credit.
1304
00:46:05,120 --> 00:46:07,880
He has a credit on Wikipedia
1305
00:46:08,440 --> 00:46:12,240
as doing animation for the film Alien Romulus.
1306
00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:16,920
Would you like to know what the notes say in the section for the credit?
1307
00:46:17,600 --> 00:46:19,240
Absolutely. It's three words.
1308
00:46:19,240 --> 00:46:22,120
Can anyone guess what the three words are? Goopy.
1309
00:46:23,320 --> 00:46:24,960
No. Blood Spatter.
1310
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,240
Blood Spatter Analyst.
1311
00:46:27,240 --> 00:46:28,480
No spatter.
1312
00:46:28,480 --> 00:46:30,520
You have any guess, Joe?
1313
00:46:30,520 --> 00:46:32,440
I do not know for alien.
1314
00:46:32,440 --> 00:46:33,920
Nobody has any alien related guesses.
1315
00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:35,840
Nobody's like, oh, alien stuff.
1316
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,400
Alien egg morpher.
1317
00:46:38,400 --> 00:46:40,640
Chess buster. Goop.
1318
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:41,960
Oh, even better guess.
1319
00:46:41,960 --> 00:46:44,480
But no, I'm sorry. You're all completely off.
1320
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:47,840
You should have guessed stop motion rat.
1321
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,360
That's apparently his contribution.
1322
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:54,600
Dude, that rocks.
1323
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,240
I want to be a stop motion rat.
1324
00:46:56,240 --> 00:46:58,360
I can't talk. That's OK.
1325
00:46:58,360 --> 00:46:59,600
I'm having a stroke.
1326
00:46:59,600 --> 00:47:02,640
Yeah. You smell toast?
1327
00:47:02,640 --> 00:47:05,360
Welcome to the club, baby.
1328
00:47:06,160 --> 00:47:09,280
This guy's list of things that he's done is super impressive.
1329
00:47:09,360 --> 00:47:12,440
It is. He's he's like one of the most prolific special effects artists ever.
1330
00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:17,920
Like the fact that he spent 30 years making Mad God is astounding to me.
1331
00:47:19,040 --> 00:47:23,360
Because as impressive as I find it, I also don't think it's enjoyable to watch.
1332
00:47:24,160 --> 00:47:26,160
If I'm totally honest.
1333
00:47:26,160 --> 00:47:27,240
Oh, he was. He did start.
1334
00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:28,960
He did Starship Troopers two.
1335
00:47:28,960 --> 00:47:30,880
That doesn't surprise me. Yes.
1336
00:47:30,880 --> 00:47:35,960
So I was looking at the film list and I was like, wow, these like all of these movies
1337
00:47:35,960 --> 00:47:37,480
are hits like he didn't miss at all.
1338
00:47:37,480 --> 00:47:41,000
And I see it says selected selected filmography.
1339
00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:44,040
Yes. So I was like, oh, OK, never mind.
1340
00:47:44,520 --> 00:47:47,960
But all of the ones on the selective filmography are huge movies.
1341
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:52,920
I mean, the later he apparently was the supervisor for the later Twilight movies.
1342
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,160
New moon eclipse. Yep.
1343
00:47:55,160 --> 00:47:56,960
Mm hmm. Visual effects supervisor.
1344
00:47:56,960 --> 00:47:59,200
The third ones. That's the later ones.
1345
00:47:59,200 --> 00:48:00,880
That's the later ones.
1346
00:48:00,880 --> 00:48:03,280
No, also the later ones as well.
1347
00:48:03,280 --> 00:48:08,360
He he did visual effects and was a consultant on the last one, it looks like.
1348
00:48:08,880 --> 00:48:12,600
And he's done pretty much all of the Jurassic Park films.
1349
00:48:12,600 --> 00:48:13,880
It looks like interesting.
1350
00:48:13,880 --> 00:48:16,920
Just Jurassic Park and.
1351
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:20,840
Jurassic World, I guess he didn't do the two in between.
1352
00:48:21,480 --> 00:48:25,040
He does have the credit of dinosaur consultant on Jurassic World, Fallen Kingdom, though.
1353
00:48:25,040 --> 00:48:29,880
Uh huh. So he's dinosaur. I wish I was consultant for anything.
1354
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:33,120
Really? What would you want to be consulted for, Cody?
1355
00:48:33,520 --> 00:48:37,160
Uh, accurate forklift usage.
1356
00:48:37,640 --> 00:48:38,880
That might be good.
1357
00:48:38,880 --> 00:48:41,960
Uh, I got nothing.
1358
00:48:42,200 --> 00:48:44,640
I'm just not, you know, proficient.
1359
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:46,160
I can't think of anything.
1360
00:48:46,160 --> 00:48:49,600
OK, well, you have time to think about that, but you know, you don't have time to think about
1361
00:48:49,840 --> 00:48:51,920
what what you're going to dress up for at the party.
1362
00:48:51,920 --> 00:48:54,680
Uh, true. Seto Kaiba.
1363
00:48:54,680 --> 00:48:56,360
Costume Seto Kaiba.
1364
00:48:56,360 --> 00:48:57,600
You did say that.
1365
00:48:57,600 --> 00:48:59,320
Austin, you're going with him, right?
1366
00:48:59,320 --> 00:49:01,600
Yeah, but I can't change my costume that quickly.
1367
00:49:01,840 --> 00:49:02,880
What's your costume?
1368
00:49:02,880 --> 00:49:06,760
Well, I was I felt like you were you were insinuating that
1369
00:49:07,120 --> 00:49:10,440
I should go as Yugi, but I didn't insinuate anything.
1370
00:49:10,440 --> 00:49:12,240
If your heart desires that, then you do that.
1371
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:15,000
It'd be a quick turnaround.
1372
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:16,320
I don't think I can do that right now.
1373
00:49:16,320 --> 00:49:19,400
I think didn't I already tell you what I was going to the party as?
1374
00:49:19,840 --> 00:49:21,720
Why don't you say it again? Because I don't remember.
1375
00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:27,160
Uh, as everyone's favorite autist that doesn't mask and gets bitches.
1376
00:49:27,720 --> 00:49:31,080
I see. I see. So you're talking about Solid Snake.
1377
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,200
Close. Big Boss.
1378
00:49:34,200 --> 00:49:35,600
Yeah. OK.
1379
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:38,080
And that's how you make it because I don't want to.
1380
00:49:38,080 --> 00:49:41,920
It's strictly because I don't want to shave my beard.
1381
00:49:41,920 --> 00:49:47,360
And secondly, I had pretty much 75 percent of the costume to start with
1382
00:49:47,360 --> 00:49:51,520
because Big Boss wears like fatigues instead of a sneaking suit.
1383
00:49:51,520 --> 00:49:53,520
So yeah, he doesn't wear a skin tight suit.
1384
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:56,280
I can't imagine why you wouldn't want to spring for that.
1385
00:49:57,960 --> 00:50:00,320
Would you which version are you going for?
1386
00:50:01,920 --> 00:50:05,120
I know you're solid three. Big Boss. OK.
1387
00:50:05,480 --> 00:50:07,400
Yeah. Are you patch and everything?
1388
00:50:07,400 --> 00:50:10,360
Are you going to go shirtless at any point?
1389
00:50:11,120 --> 00:50:13,200
Absolutely fucking not. OK.
1390
00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:15,040
I mean, it depends on how the night goes. Never say never.
1391
00:50:15,040 --> 00:50:17,560
Austin, you know, I'm going to be there.
1392
00:50:17,560 --> 00:50:22,320
I had I'd have to get ripped and then I would also have to
1393
00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:25,400
I would go like the whole nine yards and I would go like right after
1394
00:50:25,400 --> 00:50:27,920
the virtuous mission, like the ending of the virtuous mission snake
1395
00:50:27,920 --> 00:50:30,760
where he's got bandages everywhere and like wounds and shit.
1396
00:50:31,000 --> 00:50:32,880
I would like. What do you mean, Austin?
1397
00:50:32,880 --> 00:50:35,240
You're ripped already. You've been working on the fucking bell.
1398
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:39,000
Oh, yeah. Just my fucking just my lats though.
1399
00:50:39,000 --> 00:50:41,080
OK. Just the lat pull down.
1400
00:50:41,080 --> 00:50:43,280
Have you learned all the words for whom the bell tolls yet?
1401
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:48,360
I know, because I kind of like just space out when it's going on.
1402
00:50:49,040 --> 00:50:52,640
Are you doing the pre or post oscillate fight?
1403
00:50:54,400 --> 00:50:56,720
Um, which Oslo fight?
1404
00:50:57,200 --> 00:50:59,200
Well, is your eye.
1405
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,400
So he is so you're telling like,
1406
00:51:02,880 --> 00:51:06,480
no, I'm going post torture scene because that's when his eye gets shot out.
1407
00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:08,920
But I guess there is only one
1408
00:51:09,240 --> 00:51:11,040
also fight in Mel yourself three.
1409
00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:14,840
But yeah, it's it's post the first fight
1410
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,680
and then the second one is just a cut scene.
1411
00:51:16,680 --> 00:51:19,120
But yeah, it's post post escape.
1412
00:51:20,200 --> 00:51:24,680
Joe, what are you going to the party as? Oh, I'm not.
1413
00:51:25,280 --> 00:51:27,280
Oh, I do not know this person.
1414
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:30,360
Oh, sorry. I just assume because, you know, you were doing so well off
1415
00:51:30,360 --> 00:51:32,640
the Craigslist ad that these guys would invite you to the party.
1416
00:51:32,880 --> 00:51:35,200
I didn't get an invite either. So don't feel bad.
1417
00:51:36,040 --> 00:51:37,920
You know, do you know this person that's hosting it?
1418
00:51:37,920 --> 00:51:40,720
No, but I know these guys, you know, I mean, you're new.
1419
00:51:40,720 --> 00:51:42,880
You literally are just a stranger.
1420
00:51:42,880 --> 00:51:46,280
But, you know, it kind of seems like you and I are on the same level.
1421
00:51:46,280 --> 00:51:47,880
So maybe you would camaraderie.
1422
00:51:47,880 --> 00:51:50,160
You would think your friends would give you a plus one.
1423
00:51:50,160 --> 00:51:51,400
Yeah, that's what I would think.
1424
00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:53,440
But no, it hasn't been extended as of yet.
1425
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:57,200
So, you know, I mean, we'll just well, that's all right.
1426
00:51:57,800 --> 00:52:01,800
And since Cody got turned down from the cleaner for the podcast group,
1427
00:52:01,800 --> 00:52:06,640
is that what is known as the cleaner cleaner, the cleaner.
1428
00:52:06,640 --> 00:52:09,360
Oh, she would not like being referred to as that.
1429
00:52:09,360 --> 00:52:10,920
I could tell you that for sure.
1430
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:16,960
I'm going to choose to interpret that as you mean she's an assassin for the podcast.
1431
00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,080
She's a cleaner upper. Yeah.
1432
00:52:19,520 --> 00:52:21,560
Well, we did say we needed wet work done.
1433
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,520
Hmm. Yeah.
1434
00:52:23,520 --> 00:52:25,680
Uh oh. OK. Uh oh.
1435
00:52:25,760 --> 00:52:28,520
Well, Joe, even if you're not invited to the very exclusive party,
1436
00:52:28,800 --> 00:52:31,720
what are you going to dress up for for Halloween?
1437
00:52:32,080 --> 00:52:35,720
So probably nothing, because
1438
00:52:35,720 --> 00:52:41,120
we we don't have a lot of visitors here during Halloween.
1439
00:52:41,160 --> 00:52:43,480
It's very unfortunate, very sad.
1440
00:52:43,480 --> 00:52:45,640
Do you need visitors to dress up?
1441
00:52:45,640 --> 00:52:50,960
Yeah, I would. If if yeah, if the if the if this area was popping,
1442
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:52,320
I absolutely would. Yeah.
1443
00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:54,640
And I would put more effort into decorating.
1444
00:52:55,600 --> 00:52:58,840
Well, what if you what if you dress up and go out to show people
1445
00:52:58,840 --> 00:53:00,440
what you're dressed as?
1446
00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,800
Oh, that's a good point. That would be creepy.
1447
00:53:03,480 --> 00:53:04,280
Well, not children.
1448
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:07,200
I just mean, you know, go into the community, wherever your local community is,
1449
00:53:07,200 --> 00:53:09,920
and say, look at me, I'm
1450
00:53:09,920 --> 00:53:11,560
Rick from Rick and Morty.
1451
00:53:11,560 --> 00:53:12,520
Aidsman.
1452
00:53:14,160 --> 00:53:15,520
I'm sorry, what was that, Cody?
1453
00:53:15,520 --> 00:53:18,160
Aidsman. Aidsman.
1454
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,200
So I don't think that I can't do masks.
1455
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:20,920
I don't like masks.
1456
00:53:20,920 --> 00:53:24,280
So whatever I have to do has to involve like makeup of some sort.
1457
00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:26,240
I don't like wearing masks.
1458
00:53:26,240 --> 00:53:28,080
So you prefer makeup.
1459
00:53:28,080 --> 00:53:30,920
Yes. Would you go as David Bowie? Yes.
1460
00:53:31,080 --> 00:53:33,160
I mean, you have any musicians you like?
1461
00:53:33,160 --> 00:53:36,280
So, I mean, at that point, would you be going as Ziggy Stardust?
1462
00:53:36,920 --> 00:53:37,920
As who?
1463
00:53:38,800 --> 00:53:42,000
Ziggy Stardust, because he said
1464
00:53:42,000 --> 00:53:43,600
he said that whole bunch of makeup.
1465
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:47,000
So when David Bowie is wearing all his makeup, he's Ziggy Stardust.
1466
00:53:47,640 --> 00:53:49,360
Oh, true.
1467
00:53:49,360 --> 00:53:51,800
That's the only music trivia that I know.
1468
00:53:51,800 --> 00:53:54,320
Alter ego, I could do that. Yeah.
1469
00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:57,640
And the only reason I know that is because Hideo Kojima's favorite
1470
00:53:58,200 --> 00:54:00,480
favorite artist is David Bowie.
1471
00:54:00,480 --> 00:54:04,400
It's really funny that that's the alter ego of David Bowie's
1472
00:54:04,400 --> 00:54:06,560
that you are most familiar with, Austin.
1473
00:54:06,560 --> 00:54:08,840
Are you familiar with any of his other alter egos, perhaps?
1474
00:54:09,200 --> 00:54:11,120
Does he have more?
1475
00:54:11,120 --> 00:54:12,240
I don't know.
1476
00:54:12,240 --> 00:54:13,600
Is there I don't know.
1477
00:54:13,600 --> 00:54:17,600
There's no other version of him that maybe you would be more partial to.
1478
00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:20,920
I don't know. I just know that he has deep ties with Metal Gear Solid.
1479
00:54:22,400 --> 00:54:24,560
He has the thin white dude.
1480
00:54:24,880 --> 00:54:26,040
Interesting, Joe. What's that?
1481
00:54:26,040 --> 00:54:28,400
Would you do you maybe mind explaining to Austin what that is?
1482
00:54:28,400 --> 00:54:30,200
Because I've never heard of that.
1483
00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:36,520
So that was his 1976 alter ego during his drug misuse error.
1484
00:54:36,800 --> 00:54:38,920
Yes, that was the only year he misused drugs.
1485
00:54:38,920 --> 00:54:41,440
His drug misuse error.
1486
00:54:41,440 --> 00:54:43,880
Well, that they have to call it a misuse.
1487
00:54:44,000 --> 00:54:46,560
That's the year he got caught.
1488
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:49,320
I think let's call it what it is.
1489
00:54:49,320 --> 00:54:51,800
So somebody somebody walked in on this and he's like,
1490
00:54:51,800 --> 00:54:53,760
ah, I'm just the thin white Duke.
1491
00:54:54,320 --> 00:54:56,600
Ah, it wasn't supposed to go on my nose.
1492
00:54:56,920 --> 00:54:58,480
Right. Exactly.
1493
00:54:58,480 --> 00:55:00,920
I was just about to throw this away.
1494
00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:03,400
So he had the Ziggy Stardust.
1495
00:55:03,880 --> 00:55:05,920
Ah, let's see what else.
1496
00:55:05,920 --> 00:55:08,920
The thin white Duke, Jareth, the Goblin King.
1497
00:55:09,920 --> 00:55:12,000
Bless you, the character that you play in the movie.
1498
00:55:12,080 --> 00:55:13,240
Yeah. Oh, yeah.
1499
00:55:13,240 --> 00:55:14,560
Oh, yeah. Yep.
1500
00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:19,600
And then Screamin Lord Byron, which one is of his alter ego
1501
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:21,600
is the one that stands on the upside down staircase.
1502
00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,480
Is that a thing or did I have a fever dream?
1503
00:55:23,480 --> 00:55:25,600
I think you might have just gotten high.
1504
00:55:25,600 --> 00:55:26,520
I don't think so.
1505
00:55:26,520 --> 00:55:28,040
I mean, I'll find it. Let me find it.
1506
00:55:28,040 --> 00:55:31,400
But anyway, Austin, I think what Joe meant to read was that the thin
1507
00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:34,720
white Duke was his Nazi persona. Oh, no.
1508
00:55:35,240 --> 00:55:36,680
Yeah, I don't know.
1509
00:55:36,680 --> 00:55:40,000
Maybe that's what I don't know.
1510
00:55:40,000 --> 00:55:41,640
I thought I was supposed to keep this.
1511
00:55:41,640 --> 00:55:44,000
Listen, I've already been spoken to a couple of times.
1512
00:55:44,000 --> 00:55:45,720
I was trying to keep this up.
1513
00:55:47,480 --> 00:55:48,760
Oh, I see.
1514
00:55:48,760 --> 00:55:52,120
Prior Craigslist, you know, postings that have been responded to,
1515
00:55:52,120 --> 00:55:56,440
you've gotten a negative feedback when you go into your list of top 10
1516
00:55:56,440 --> 00:55:58,600
David Bowie alter ego's.
1517
00:55:58,600 --> 00:56:00,440
No, I was right. I was right in labyrinth.
1518
00:56:00,440 --> 00:56:05,320
He's in a staircase that in like a MC Escher staircase.
1519
00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,280
Interesting. That is interesting.
1520
00:56:08,280 --> 00:56:10,160
Very interesting.
1521
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:12,560
Oh, yeah. Looking up upside down staircase.
1522
00:56:12,560 --> 00:56:16,280
That's I look for David Bowie upside down staircase and it came up immediately.
1523
00:56:16,720 --> 00:56:18,640
Hmm. Wow.
1524
00:56:18,640 --> 00:56:20,360
Yeah, I had to look at the scene.
1525
00:56:20,360 --> 00:56:22,000
Real David Bowie fan or just metal.
1526
00:56:22,000 --> 00:56:24,560
You're solid fan. You'd never know. So true.
1527
00:56:24,560 --> 00:56:27,840
I think I know. So synonymous.
1528
00:56:30,200 --> 00:56:35,680
What is the scariest thing you've ever encountered that wasn't natural?
1529
00:56:36,440 --> 00:56:39,920
Hmm. Yeah. So in sixth grade, we're trying to look up porn.
1530
00:56:40,480 --> 00:56:44,760
And it was like back when you downloaded offline wire.
1531
00:56:46,280 --> 00:56:49,400
So we're just like, dude, just type it in boobs and just downloading everything.
1532
00:56:49,400 --> 00:56:51,920
Right. And there's like three of us sitting at the computer.
1533
00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:53,320
Plus vagina.
1534
00:56:53,320 --> 00:56:56,000
We were ruining this computer.
1535
00:56:58,200 --> 00:57:01,000
So anyway, so we're watching this video.
1536
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:02,600
It's like 30 seconds in.
1537
00:57:02,600 --> 00:57:04,200
There's like three of us by the computer.
1538
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:08,480
And then you remember like that old like video where the car is driving along the road.
1539
00:57:08,680 --> 00:57:10,760
Yeah. Oh, and the jump scare happens.
1540
00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,440
Yeah. Then the jump scare happens.
1541
00:57:12,440 --> 00:57:17,440
That was the pretty much the only like time in my life that I think like I uncontrollably
1542
00:57:17,440 --> 00:57:20,920
like screamed and like just ran out of the room.
1543
00:57:20,920 --> 00:57:26,400
Well, wait, so so you you downloaded a video that said boobs and that's what you got.
1544
00:57:26,720 --> 00:57:30,360
Yeah, it was like the third or fourth film because all the other ones were like 30, 40
1545
00:57:30,360 --> 00:57:31,760
seconds long, like clips.
1546
00:57:32,520 --> 00:57:36,440
And so this one was like a movie and we're like, oh, this is going to be awesome.
1547
00:57:36,960 --> 00:57:38,320
Turns out it was not.
1548
00:57:40,480 --> 00:57:42,600
Do whoever made that video genius.
1549
00:57:42,920 --> 00:57:47,560
I think you can tell me that somebody spliced the jump scare into a pornographic clip.
1550
00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:49,280
They did. That's what I'm saying.
1551
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:53,360
Like, oh, I thought you just meant that you clicked a clip that was titled boobs and then
1552
00:57:53,360 --> 00:57:55,040
you found that the driving one.
1553
00:57:55,440 --> 00:57:58,200
No. Yeah. So we downloaded the clip.
1554
00:57:58,200 --> 00:58:03,880
It was titled boobs and we started playing it and it was like the porn was up there and
1555
00:58:03,880 --> 00:58:07,320
then like it cut to like that clip and we're like, oh, like, is this a commercial or
1556
00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:15,280
something? We're waiting because that next scene was going to hit, you know, and it did.
1557
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,320
It did. It scared the shit out of us.
1558
00:58:17,320 --> 00:58:19,320
Is this a commercial?
1559
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:22,360
You know, like in sixth grade, ready to go.
1560
00:58:24,880 --> 00:58:26,360
Ready to go.
1561
00:58:27,640 --> 00:58:31,480
It was like, you remember like those multicolored Macs?
1562
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:33,160
Yeah, yeah.
1563
00:58:33,400 --> 00:58:36,160
Yeah, we were ready to stain that thing a different color.
1564
00:58:41,440 --> 00:58:43,120
As childhood creativity right there.
1565
00:58:43,560 --> 00:58:46,120
I can't think of anything but of unnatural.
1566
00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:47,440
You've never seen a ghost?
1567
00:58:48,440 --> 00:58:49,440
No, I don't think so.
1568
00:58:49,440 --> 00:58:52,400
Slightly creeped out by something that might be supernatural?
1569
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:55,680
No, nothing's come to mind, unfortunately.
1570
00:58:56,800 --> 00:59:00,720
What about you, Austin? You are a big Hideo Kojima fan, as you said, he seems to be a
1571
00:59:00,720 --> 00:59:02,400
guy who really likes the supernatural.
1572
00:59:02,720 --> 00:59:04,200
What have I seen?
1573
00:59:05,400 --> 00:59:08,040
I can't think of anything off the top of my head.
1574
00:59:08,440 --> 00:59:09,360
No army ghost?
1575
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:13,800
No, I had there were plenty of people that told me stories.
1576
00:59:13,800 --> 00:59:15,760
Ghosts of armies past.
1577
00:59:16,400 --> 00:59:17,960
I mean, essentially.
1578
00:59:17,960 --> 00:59:23,280
So Fort McNair, which is a post that's in Virginia, that this
1579
00:59:23,360 --> 00:59:28,840
what the company that I belonged to when I was in Fort Meyer, they were the only
1580
00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:32,480
unit that was stationed down at Fort McNair.
1581
00:59:32,480 --> 00:59:33,640
And so it's very small.
1582
00:59:33,640 --> 00:59:37,440
And that used to be where they kept prisoners and hanged them.
1583
00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:41,480
And so they used to say like,
1584
00:59:41,480 --> 00:59:44,640
there are three buildings on the on the post, I guess.
1585
00:59:44,640 --> 00:59:46,120
I never went to Fort McNair, so I don't know.
1586
00:59:46,120 --> 00:59:49,560
But there are three buildings, each one of them had a CQ.
1587
00:59:49,560 --> 00:59:52,600
So you're basically just sitting at a desk and they're all facing each other.
1588
00:59:52,880 --> 00:59:56,320
And there was a night where like one of the buildings called the other and was like,
1589
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:59,760
dude, I keep seeing this dude walk into the fucking courtyard.
1590
00:59:59,760 --> 01:00:01,640
Like next time I see him, I'm going to go deal with it.
1591
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:04,840
And then the other building is like, oh, yeah, I see him.
1592
01:00:04,840 --> 01:00:09,000
And then like the guy walked out to go talk to him and he and he went back to his
1593
01:00:09,000 --> 01:00:10,560
building, called the other desk over again.
1594
01:00:10,560 --> 01:00:11,480
I was like, yeah, I didn't see him out there.
1595
01:00:11,480 --> 01:00:13,080
He's a bro. He's still standing out there.
1596
01:00:13,280 --> 01:00:17,160
And so the other guy went out there and then suddenly was like, oh, wait,
1597
01:00:17,160 --> 01:00:18,840
where the fuck did this guy go?
1598
01:00:18,840 --> 01:00:21,520
And then they were like, OK, every time someone went out there, they're like,
1599
01:00:21,520 --> 01:00:23,160
dude, I can see he's still there.
1600
01:00:23,160 --> 01:00:25,840
I don't know how fucking real that story is, but that was one that was passed
1601
01:00:25,840 --> 01:00:30,920
around a lot. And then another one was and this one was was told to me by
1602
01:00:30,920 --> 01:00:32,520
some by someone personally.
1603
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:36,320
So I do believe this one, whether it's just an electrical failure or something.
1604
01:00:36,320 --> 01:00:38,080
I don't know, because I don't know electricity.
1605
01:00:38,080 --> 01:00:39,520
It might as well be a ghost to me.
1606
01:00:39,520 --> 01:00:46,400
But you had to shut off all the electrical boxes, like the the breakers and stuff
1607
01:00:46,400 --> 01:00:51,400
in the basement to the building to like certain like just to save energy.
1608
01:00:51,400 --> 01:00:54,000
You would go down and shut off certain panels at the night.
1609
01:00:54,280 --> 01:00:59,040
And he was he flipped off all the panels that he needed to and he was walking back
1610
01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,920
up the stairs and all of the fucking breakers flip back on.
1611
01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:08,880
And he was like, oh, and he was like, no, I think if the ghosts want the lights on,
1612
01:01:08,880 --> 01:01:10,400
we'll leave the lights on for tonight.
1613
01:01:11,280 --> 01:01:14,800
He was because it's like a long corridor to go down, like all the breakers.
1614
01:01:14,800 --> 01:01:17,520
And he's like, I'm not going back down to the end of the corridor to fucking flip
1615
01:01:17,520 --> 01:01:19,760
all the breakers back. I'm scared. I'm going up.
1616
01:01:21,560 --> 01:01:23,760
So it wasn't a weird electrical problem.
1617
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:26,920
I don't know. But our ghost is a dark.
1618
01:01:27,760 --> 01:01:30,840
I don't know. That'd be horribly ironic for them if they are.
1619
01:01:31,560 --> 01:01:33,920
Well, it's got to be pretty bad if you can't interact.
1620
01:01:34,080 --> 01:01:35,200
I mean, maybe this one could.
1621
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,040
But most ghosts are not interacting with light switches.
1622
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:39,880
And then you're just stuck in the dark eternally.
1623
01:01:39,880 --> 01:01:41,360
Like you'd probably want the light on.
1624
01:01:41,640 --> 01:01:42,840
Well, you know, they have that in theaters.
1625
01:01:42,840 --> 01:01:45,120
They have like the the what's called the ghost light.
1626
01:01:45,120 --> 01:01:47,560
When people aren't in the theater, they put a light up on the stage.
1627
01:01:48,560 --> 01:01:50,160
Yeah, they do that.
1628
01:01:50,160 --> 01:01:52,040
I think it's actually meant to ward off ghosts.
1629
01:01:52,040 --> 01:01:54,120
But maybe it's to appease ghosts.
1630
01:01:54,920 --> 01:01:55,800
I believe it is.
1631
01:01:55,800 --> 01:01:58,280
It's like a is this an old theater thing?
1632
01:01:58,360 --> 01:02:00,360
Sure. Yeah, sure is.
1633
01:02:00,920 --> 01:02:03,480
So why do why do ghosts like theaters?
1634
01:02:04,200 --> 01:02:05,600
They need to watch something.
1635
01:02:05,600 --> 01:02:08,840
Yeah, I mean, if you're if you're eternally stuck in an, you know,
1636
01:02:08,960 --> 01:02:12,240
interim plane, wouldn't you want to go somewhere where there's
1637
01:02:12,480 --> 01:02:14,080
entertainment of some kind?
1638
01:02:14,080 --> 01:02:16,040
So why would they interfere with that?
1639
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:19,280
You think they'd be super well behaved there if that was their only solace
1640
01:02:19,280 --> 01:02:20,640
in their existence?
1641
01:02:20,640 --> 01:02:23,040
Well, yeah, but if you OK, let's go back to what we said before
1642
01:02:23,040 --> 01:02:25,000
about ghosts being afraid of the dark.
1643
01:02:25,000 --> 01:02:26,840
If you're a ghost and you're afraid of the fucking dark
1644
01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:29,400
and then people go home after the play and there's no light on,
1645
01:02:29,440 --> 01:02:31,520
you're still stuck at the theater. Right.
1646
01:02:32,040 --> 01:02:33,280
You know? Well, yeah.
1647
01:02:33,280 --> 01:02:38,000
So there's an old supernatural thing where basically every theater has a ghost.
1648
01:02:38,600 --> 01:02:39,640
It's kind of mandated.
1649
01:02:39,640 --> 01:02:42,680
Like you can't you don't get your license to be a theater to like.
1650
01:02:42,840 --> 01:02:45,560
Yeah, you got to work out the contract with the ghost first.
1651
01:02:45,920 --> 01:02:46,600
Yeah. Yeah.
1652
01:02:46,600 --> 01:02:50,240
Your shit has to be haunted. Considered a thespian. Yeah.
1653
01:02:51,920 --> 01:02:54,000
You have to kill one member of your truth.
1654
01:02:55,440 --> 01:02:56,840
In a sacrifice.
1655
01:02:56,840 --> 01:02:59,040
Salt the hallowed grounds.
1656
01:02:59,040 --> 01:03:04,040
The Palace Theater in London has two seats in the balcony permanently bolted
1657
01:03:04,040 --> 01:03:06,760
open to provide seating for the theater guests.
1658
01:03:08,120 --> 01:03:09,280
Do that rocks.
1659
01:03:09,280 --> 01:03:10,120
That's pretty cool.
1660
01:03:10,120 --> 01:03:12,440
It's going to be premium tickets for those ghosts.
1661
01:03:13,040 --> 01:03:15,040
Do you think Abraham Lincoln is a theater ghost?
1662
01:03:15,280 --> 01:03:16,280
Oh, for sure.
1663
01:03:16,280 --> 01:03:19,520
He's got to be like a celebrity theater ghost, like all the other ghosts
1664
01:03:19,520 --> 01:03:21,200
must talk about him.
1665
01:03:21,200 --> 01:03:24,360
I don't know that the other celebrity ghosts.
1666
01:03:25,480 --> 01:03:27,760
Yeah. I mean, yeah, if you're around that long,
1667
01:03:27,760 --> 01:03:29,960
people have got to have names for themselves.
1668
01:03:29,960 --> 01:03:32,160
That's true. You think he's adopted a different nickname
1669
01:03:32,160 --> 01:03:34,160
other than honest Abe in the interim?
1670
01:03:34,160 --> 01:03:36,880
I don't know. I can't think of any.
1671
01:03:37,640 --> 01:03:38,880
Yeah. So it's the key.
1672
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:42,560
They want to keep bad luck and bad ghost away from the theater.
1673
01:03:43,040 --> 01:03:44,400
That's basically all it is.
1674
01:03:44,400 --> 01:03:47,800
Mm hmm. Well, there's a lot of bad luck in theaters.
1675
01:03:47,800 --> 01:03:50,720
You know, God forbid, say McBeth break a leg, right?
1676
01:03:50,960 --> 01:03:53,040
Oh, no, no, no.
1677
01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:54,880
Do you know the story behind that?
1678
01:03:54,880 --> 01:03:56,160
No. Tell us.
1679
01:03:56,160 --> 01:03:59,600
So to break a leg is like when like Shakespeare
1680
01:03:59,600 --> 01:04:01,960
and like the Globe Theater and all that shit was going on.
1681
01:04:02,760 --> 01:04:04,520
They didn't clap back then.
1682
01:04:04,520 --> 01:04:06,560
They'd like bang their chairs.
1683
01:04:06,560 --> 01:04:08,840
So they would want that
1684
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:12,200
when they go break a leg, you'd want the chairs legs to break.
1685
01:04:12,560 --> 01:04:16,720
Oh, so it's not about John Wilkes Booth.
1686
01:04:17,240 --> 01:04:19,920
No. And I don't believe for a second he stood up
1687
01:04:20,400 --> 01:04:23,040
and confidently went six tempered tyrannous.
1688
01:04:23,040 --> 01:04:26,040
Like if you break your fucking leg when you jump onto the stage,
1689
01:04:26,040 --> 01:04:29,480
you'd be like, oh, fuck, fuck, six.
1690
01:04:30,000 --> 01:04:31,560
Whatever, dude, fuck.
1691
01:04:31,560 --> 01:04:32,680
And then like wander off.
1692
01:04:32,680 --> 01:04:36,200
Like, I don't believe for a second he fucking confidently stood up and said that.
1693
01:04:36,960 --> 01:04:38,280
You don't believe that.
1694
01:04:38,280 --> 01:04:43,280
Well, I assume I mean, is it stated that he said it after jumping?
1695
01:04:43,280 --> 01:04:46,520
I would imagine that he would say it after he shot Lincoln in the head and then jump.
1696
01:04:46,840 --> 01:04:51,040
No, people said that he jumped onto the stage and then said,
1697
01:04:51,040 --> 01:04:52,400
Oh, that's kind of cuntty.
1698
01:04:52,400 --> 01:04:54,200
And then ran off.
1699
01:04:54,200 --> 01:04:55,920
That's OK. I'm all for it.
1700
01:04:55,920 --> 01:04:58,000
He OK. Here's the thing.
1701
01:04:58,000 --> 01:04:59,840
I do believe it. And you want to know why?
1702
01:05:01,240 --> 01:05:03,520
It's because he was he was an attention whore.
1703
01:05:04,080 --> 01:05:05,880
He was a man of the Teotra.
1704
01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,120
He he like held it together.
1705
01:05:08,120 --> 01:05:09,360
He was an actor, right?
1706
01:05:09,360 --> 01:05:11,840
I think he was. He tripped the boards.
1707
01:05:11,840 --> 01:05:14,520
If you think he held it together until he got behind the stage
1708
01:05:14,520 --> 01:05:17,080
and he was like, God, yes, absolutely.
1709
01:05:18,040 --> 01:05:21,240
I think he went out when he got back there.
1710
01:05:21,600 --> 01:05:24,640
It's like Dennis when he fucking punches the the punching bag
1711
01:05:24,640 --> 01:05:26,840
and always sunny.
1712
01:05:26,840 --> 01:05:27,960
You can't.
1713
01:05:28,880 --> 01:05:31,440
I know exactly who to go see now.
1714
01:05:31,440 --> 01:05:34,120
My old friend Dr. Mudd.
1715
01:05:34,120 --> 01:05:37,360
Did he run backstage or did he run out the exit of the theater?
1716
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:39,160
He had to have run backstage.
1717
01:05:39,160 --> 01:05:41,200
Like, that's the easiest way to get out. Right.
1718
01:05:42,080 --> 01:05:43,320
Not necessarily.
1719
01:05:43,320 --> 01:05:46,080
Yeah. And then when he did that, do you think anybody made a marathon after that?
1720
01:05:48,880 --> 01:05:51,080
Like ran after him?
1721
01:05:51,080 --> 01:05:53,880
No, like, you know, a couple of years later, two dudes were just drinking
1722
01:05:53,880 --> 01:05:57,800
a bar and what we should we should start a marathon based off John Welk's booth.
1723
01:05:58,240 --> 01:05:59,840
No, because I don't think he got very far.
1724
01:05:59,840 --> 01:06:01,960
And I think that marathon will probably have to end
1725
01:06:01,960 --> 01:06:04,880
with the runners being burned alive in a barn. Oh.
1726
01:06:04,880 --> 01:06:08,480
So he ran out the back door into an alleyway.
1727
01:06:11,320 --> 01:06:13,480
See, that makes most sense to me. Very convenient.
1728
01:06:14,520 --> 01:06:17,920
There is a sign in the alleyway that read assassins this way.
1729
01:06:20,320 --> 01:06:23,600
Didn't he also have a horse?
1730
01:06:23,600 --> 01:06:25,760
I would assume somewhere.
1731
01:06:25,760 --> 01:06:27,800
Oh, so it was a derby.
1732
01:06:27,800 --> 01:06:30,360
I think he had I think he stole a horse, right.
1733
01:06:30,360 --> 01:06:32,240
Or he rented one.
1734
01:06:32,240 --> 01:06:36,440
But also the break a leg thing is because you're not allowed to say
1735
01:06:37,120 --> 01:06:38,720
good things.
1736
01:06:38,720 --> 01:06:41,200
Apparently, it's a superstition as well as a good luck.
1737
01:06:41,640 --> 01:06:42,960
Yeah, you're not supposed to say good luck.
1738
01:06:42,960 --> 01:06:48,880
And because break a leg to get into a cast to get into a cast.
1739
01:06:49,360 --> 01:06:53,440
Yes. So like you say break a leg that way, somebody gets into a cast
1740
01:06:53,440 --> 01:06:56,160
or the casting.
1741
01:06:56,160 --> 01:06:58,840
Yes. So it's like a double entendres for like the cast
1742
01:06:58,840 --> 01:07:02,800
that you would wear when you break your leg and the cast, like the actual cast.
1743
01:07:02,960 --> 01:07:05,600
Right. Theater people are so fucking annoying.
1744
01:07:06,000 --> 01:07:07,680
Yeah. That's why we bully them.
1745
01:07:07,680 --> 01:07:10,400
Yeah. Give them a fucking swirly.
1746
01:07:11,320 --> 01:07:14,760
How's this for Shakespeare punk?
1747
01:07:14,760 --> 01:07:17,760
Somebody got a swirly in our school, Cody, do you remember?
1748
01:07:18,040 --> 01:07:20,560
No, I don't. I remember being a big deal.
1749
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:22,560
It was a big deal. I don't remember who it was.
1750
01:07:22,560 --> 01:07:23,720
I just remember.
1751
01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:25,640
I don't. I don't remember who it was either.
1752
01:07:25,640 --> 01:07:26,760
It was like six or seven.
1753
01:07:26,760 --> 01:07:29,360
Cody answered a little too quickly.
1754
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:33,120
No. I don't remember.
1755
01:07:33,480 --> 01:07:35,120
Huh? Do we have to?
1756
01:07:35,120 --> 01:07:36,280
I don't remember what their name was.
1757
01:07:36,280 --> 01:07:38,960
I just remember the sound they made when I was drowning them in the door.
1758
01:07:41,160 --> 01:07:43,000
No, I genuinely have no idea.
1759
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:47,120
OK. I know that someone fell down a flight of stairs and through a window.
1760
01:07:47,600 --> 01:07:48,960
Are you talking about Bella?
1761
01:07:48,960 --> 01:07:52,200
No. That was like oddly specific to Twilight lore there.
1762
01:07:52,200 --> 01:07:56,000
It was. But someone in our grade fell down a flight of stairs
1763
01:07:56,000 --> 01:07:59,360
and on Spirit Day and went through a glass window.
1764
01:07:59,520 --> 01:08:01,720
Do you think they were reenacting?
1765
01:08:01,720 --> 01:08:03,840
Yes, for sure.
1766
01:08:05,320 --> 01:08:08,400
God, she's literally me.
1767
01:08:09,800 --> 01:08:14,160
This has been a pretty exciting month for movies and video games, though.
1768
01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:17,080
Oh, yeah. What in particular?
1769
01:08:17,080 --> 01:08:20,720
So you have the Joker that absolutely solved.
1770
01:08:20,720 --> 01:08:21,920
Oh, you've seen it?
1771
01:08:21,920 --> 01:08:24,160
And then you know, I refuse to see it.
1772
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:25,680
So how can you say it sucked?
1773
01:08:25,680 --> 01:08:28,160
Because Cody and I read through three hours worth of reviews
1774
01:08:28,160 --> 01:08:30,560
and we have formed a pretty solid opinion.
1775
01:08:30,640 --> 01:08:32,400
Guys, I'm sorry, but this is a big gripe of mine.
1776
01:08:32,400 --> 01:08:36,760
I refuse to accept somebody's opinion if they haven't engaged with it.
1777
01:08:37,440 --> 01:08:38,880
You can say it sounds like it sucks.
1778
01:08:38,880 --> 01:08:39,720
I won't watch it.
1779
01:08:39,720 --> 01:08:43,680
Because you engage with more material that spans longer distances
1780
01:08:43,680 --> 01:08:45,520
than it does to watch the movie.
1781
01:08:45,520 --> 01:08:46,760
You don't know anything about the movie.
1782
01:08:46,760 --> 01:08:49,560
You just know about people's opinions about the movie, which is fine.
1783
01:08:49,560 --> 01:08:51,800
I want to be like, it sounds like it sucks.
1784
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:54,400
I won't watch it. I hate musicals.
1785
01:08:54,400 --> 01:08:55,560
It's a musical.
1786
01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:57,640
Yes, I will not watch it.
1787
01:08:57,640 --> 01:09:00,280
And just the fact that they did that automatically,
1788
01:09:00,280 --> 01:09:02,360
they completely butchered the film in my mind.
1789
01:09:02,520 --> 01:09:04,840
Mm hmm. What did you want out of it?
1790
01:09:05,440 --> 01:09:09,320
So an ending to Arthur's story, right?
1791
01:09:09,320 --> 01:09:13,720
I mean, did you get that with the first one where he goes, I'm the Joker baby?
1792
01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:15,480
No, I wouldn't say that necessarily.
1793
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:18,440
He says arc does.
1794
01:09:18,440 --> 01:09:20,440
It doesn't finish his arc.
1795
01:09:20,440 --> 01:09:23,440
It leaves a lot to be interpreted.
1796
01:09:24,080 --> 01:09:27,440
Shooting a talk show host was something to end to an arc.
1797
01:09:28,040 --> 01:09:29,960
No, because he's still alive.
1798
01:09:29,960 --> 01:09:33,000
And what what effect did that have on society? Right.
1799
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:35,720
I thought it was more about him.
1800
01:09:35,720 --> 01:09:38,880
I mean, the story is about him, but he at the very end of the film,
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01:09:39,120 --> 01:09:41,680
the entire town was like up in riots.
1802
01:09:41,680 --> 01:09:44,160
But anyway, so Joker 2 sucked, apparently.
1803
01:09:44,440 --> 01:09:46,720
I just shared a clip from the end of the original Joker.
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01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:51,920
Oh, my God. We have Silent Hill 2 remake that was released.
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01:09:52,560 --> 01:09:54,760
Yeah, I don't know if PS5 so I can't play it.
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But one of our friends said it was really good.
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01:09:57,680 --> 01:09:59,200
That looks really, really good.
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01:09:59,200 --> 01:10:01,400
I've watched a few hours of people playing that.
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01:10:01,400 --> 01:10:04,200
And then there was a quiet place.
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01:10:04,960 --> 01:10:06,720
Video game was released.
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01:10:06,720 --> 01:10:08,320
Oh, really? Yeah.
1812
01:10:08,320 --> 01:10:10,000
Came out yesterday, I think.
1813
01:10:10,000 --> 01:10:12,000
I've never watched any of those movies.
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01:10:12,000 --> 01:10:15,200
I mean, I assume that they're silent. Yes.
1815
01:10:15,200 --> 01:10:16,920
Very good films, I think.
1816
01:10:16,920 --> 01:10:21,240
Hmm. I just don't like my favorite part was when John Krasinski said.
1817
01:10:22,040 --> 01:10:25,000
That's fair. All over the place.
1818
01:10:26,640 --> 01:10:28,880
And then we had the Terrifier 3 come out
1819
01:10:28,880 --> 01:10:33,240
that absolutely decimated the Joker, too, by the way, as in like in rankings of
1820
01:10:33,600 --> 01:10:35,080
October clown movies.
1821
01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:36,760
Yeah, it did really well, actually.
1822
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:37,760
Good. I'm glad to hear it.
1823
01:10:37,760 --> 01:10:38,800
I haven't seen those movies.
1824
01:10:38,800 --> 01:10:40,920
I've heard that they're very entertaining and very campy.
1825
01:10:41,160 --> 01:10:43,720
They are. Yes, I fully agree.
1826
01:10:43,720 --> 01:10:45,440
I've seen the first two.
1827
01:10:45,440 --> 01:10:48,800
I started watching the third one and then because of how I was watching it,
1828
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:51,240
I was like, ah, this deserves to actually see it in person.
1829
01:10:51,680 --> 01:10:54,200
Joe, have you? Oh, were you watching it illegally?
1830
01:10:54,200 --> 01:10:57,320
Yes. You watched it on another Craigslist post? Yes.
1831
01:10:57,320 --> 01:10:59,200
Oh, OK. Yeah, that makes sense.
1832
01:10:59,200 --> 01:11:01,000
Have you have you seen the substance, Joe?
1833
01:11:01,000 --> 01:11:03,520
That's a movie that I've been meaning to go see.
1834
01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:05,720
I've heard very good things. The substance.
1835
01:11:06,480 --> 01:11:08,760
Ah, no.
1836
01:11:08,760 --> 01:11:13,000
Hmm. Is that does the girl have like her backstitched up on the cover on that one?
1837
01:11:13,000 --> 01:11:13,960
Is that what that is?
1838
01:11:13,960 --> 01:11:15,520
I don't think so. It's Demi Moore.
1839
01:11:15,520 --> 01:11:16,720
Yes, it is.
1840
01:11:16,720 --> 01:11:18,240
Oh, she got her backstitched up on it.
1841
01:11:18,240 --> 01:11:19,880
That's the one. Yeah.
1842
01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:21,240
OK. I don't know.
1843
01:11:21,240 --> 01:11:23,720
I looked it up earlier because you mentioned it.
1844
01:11:23,720 --> 01:11:27,680
Yeah, it it sounds very interesting and very fun.
1845
01:11:28,000 --> 01:11:30,560
Who directed it? Oh, I like the cover.
1846
01:11:30,560 --> 01:11:32,280
Yeah, it's cool.
1847
01:11:32,280 --> 01:11:34,680
The cover is very.
1848
01:11:34,680 --> 01:11:37,680
It was directed by somebody named Coralie Fargate.
1849
01:11:38,080 --> 01:11:41,240
That's a name I wouldn't want to say any faster than I did.
1850
01:11:41,240 --> 01:11:43,160
She's French.
1851
01:11:43,160 --> 01:11:45,040
She's French.
1852
01:11:46,280 --> 01:11:49,880
Well, I would I would like to say that that is my recommendation for
1853
01:11:50,200 --> 01:11:52,640
Go Try Out See Horror Movie.
1854
01:11:52,640 --> 01:11:58,280
You know, I want to challenge people to push game companies
1855
01:11:58,280 --> 01:12:01,600
because I was excited about Silent Hill 2 remake, but then it made me realize
1856
01:12:01,600 --> 01:12:05,400
I would be even more excited to just see a new Silent Hill game.
1857
01:12:05,640 --> 01:12:09,680
So I'm hoping that this the Silent Hill 2 remake generates
1858
01:12:09,680 --> 01:12:13,840
more intrigue into the series again, because they haven't made a game
1859
01:12:13,840 --> 01:12:18,440
in like over 10 years and I want them to make a new entry
1860
01:12:18,440 --> 01:12:22,360
because I I'm getting spoiled with the remakes, but also there's a part of me
1861
01:12:22,360 --> 01:12:26,440
that's like I could literally play it right now on my PlayStation 2. Right.
1862
01:12:27,240 --> 01:12:30,680
So I don't want to play that again because I could do it whenever.
1863
01:12:30,680 --> 01:12:33,520
And I love those games, but I want something new.
1864
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:38,640
Just give me a new character and a new story in the old IP.
1865
01:12:38,640 --> 01:12:41,520
And then that way we can like start getting some new content
1866
01:12:41,520 --> 01:12:45,280
because right now all of the PS5 library is pretty much like any games.
1867
01:12:45,280 --> 01:12:47,600
Remake, remake, remake. And remake. Yeah.
1868
01:12:48,040 --> 01:12:51,720
OK, so so I picked the substance as my scary go check out.
1869
01:12:52,640 --> 01:12:55,160
This is our new segment for October specifically.
1870
01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:58,200
It's scary go check out. It's our closing segment.
1871
01:12:59,560 --> 01:13:04,320
Is that your scary go check out recommendation, Austin, Silent Hill 2?
1872
01:13:04,320 --> 01:13:07,160
Or are you griping too much with the fact that it's remake
1873
01:13:07,160 --> 01:13:08,520
and you need to pick something else?
1874
01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:11,280
No, that that would probably be my takeaway.
1875
01:13:11,280 --> 01:13:12,680
Go interact with it.
1876
01:13:12,680 --> 01:13:15,720
Show them that they're still intrigued with the Silent Hill franchise.
1877
01:13:15,720 --> 01:13:19,080
And let's get another one greenlit because it's been too long.
1878
01:13:19,320 --> 01:13:21,160
OK, all right. Yeah. Cody, what about you?
1879
01:13:21,160 --> 01:13:22,400
You got a scary go check out?
1880
01:13:22,600 --> 01:13:26,520
Yeah, I'm going to say at three o'clock in the morning,
1881
01:13:26,520 --> 01:13:32,520
go to the middle of a cemetery and just wait for, you know, something that happened.
1882
01:13:32,680 --> 01:13:34,520
No phone, no flashlight.
1883
01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:36,480
Just go out there. Sit.
1884
01:13:36,480 --> 01:13:38,800
Sit. That's a really unique one, Cody.
1885
01:13:38,800 --> 01:13:40,160
That's a very unique one.
1886
01:13:40,160 --> 01:13:42,240
Go do that. You're also not allowed to fight back.
1887
01:13:43,200 --> 01:13:45,400
So no, you can't fight back.
1888
01:13:45,400 --> 01:13:47,680
You have to just sit there and take what comes to you.
1889
01:13:48,720 --> 01:13:51,160
Cody's going to go haunt some graveyards now.
1890
01:13:51,160 --> 01:13:52,080
Just to.
1891
01:13:54,080 --> 01:13:54,960
Yeah, he is the guy.
1892
01:13:54,960 --> 01:13:57,640
It's like, no, I swear, whatever happens, it's a ghost.
1893
01:13:57,920 --> 01:14:00,480
Yeah. And then and then if you survive,
1894
01:14:00,760 --> 01:14:04,280
I want you to email me at Cody's real email at gmail.com.
1895
01:14:04,280 --> 01:14:07,320
And you guys address the emails.
1896
01:14:07,640 --> 01:14:11,440
No, we have not addressed the emails yet, although I did respond to one.
1897
01:14:13,240 --> 01:14:15,800
I did. I did. I responded to one.
1898
01:14:15,800 --> 01:14:17,840
Oh, yeah. So we'll see if we get that.
1899
01:14:17,840 --> 01:14:21,440
But we might potentially be having somebody on the show to interview them at some point.
1900
01:14:22,600 --> 01:14:25,120
Hopefully. But yeah, what about you, Joe?
1901
01:14:25,120 --> 01:14:26,240
You got a scary go check out.
1902
01:14:26,240 --> 01:14:27,880
What's your scary go check out?
1903
01:14:27,880 --> 01:14:31,680
I'm going to say check out Terrifier 3 because it deserves more credit.
1904
01:14:31,680 --> 01:14:35,640
They put a ton of love into it and my favorite band did the music video for it.
1905
01:14:35,800 --> 01:14:37,200
Oh, hell yeah. What's the band?
1906
01:14:37,200 --> 01:14:39,120
Ice Nine Kills. Nice. Cool.
1907
01:14:39,120 --> 01:14:41,600
Yeah. So everybody go check out Terrifier 3.
1908
01:14:41,800 --> 01:14:43,240
Go check out the substance.
1909
01:14:43,240 --> 01:14:45,520
I don't know if it's any good, but go check it out.
1910
01:14:45,520 --> 01:14:49,120
Go play Soundhill 2, the remake, and then go sit in a cemetery
1911
01:14:49,120 --> 01:14:51,640
for three hours after you've done all that stuff. Yeah, do that.
1912
01:14:51,640 --> 01:14:54,240
And then tune in next week.
1913
01:14:54,240 --> 01:14:57,520
We'll have more spooky ass content because we're rebranding.
1914
01:14:57,720 --> 01:14:59,680
This doesn't end with October, baby.
1915
01:14:59,680 --> 01:15:01,360
It's going to be spooky all the way.
1916
01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:05,520
And Joe, I just want to say thank you so much for joining us.
1917
01:15:05,720 --> 01:15:08,720
And you were really great.
1918
01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:12,560
We're glad that we contracted you off of Craigslist and you can hit up Adam
1919
01:15:12,560 --> 01:15:14,880
when we're done here for your depreciating bonds.
1920
01:15:15,280 --> 01:15:16,280
Yeah, thank you.
1921
01:15:16,280 --> 01:15:18,880
Thank you for being so prompt with the email back and forth.
1922
01:15:19,040 --> 01:15:21,120
Xoxo. Awesome girl.
1923
01:15:21,120 --> 01:15:22,720
All right. Thank you.
1924
01:15:22,720 --> 01:15:25,600
Thank you all for listening.
1925
01:15:25,720 --> 01:15:26,840
Thank you all for listening.
1926
01:15:26,840 --> 01:15:29,680
And if you have any questions, concerns or comments, once again,
1927
01:15:29,680 --> 01:15:32,600
please reach out to Cody's real email at Gmail dot com.
1928
01:15:33,120 --> 01:15:35,000
All right. We'll see you next time.
1929
01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:37,080
Bye bye. Bye.
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You've been listening to Learners Permit.
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Thanks for listening.
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01:15:45,600 --> 01:15:47,600
We hope you learned something today.
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01:15:49,760 --> 01:15:52,120
Until next time.
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01:15:52,120 --> 01:16:00,120
Goodbye.