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00:00:41.008Welcome back to Laugh While You Scream. With me, your wonderful,
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00:00:44.068beautiful, amazing host, Robin Bakayoko.
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00:00:56.268That's the sound of me, not myself. Okay, so we are now reading short scary
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00:01:04.008And today's OP is Forgotten Wells.
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00:01:10.588Okay, the twins of terror. We've had stories from them tons of time.
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00:01:17.388We're very familiar with their writing style and how good they are at writing stories.
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00:01:19.988Okay, I love a Forgotten Wells story.
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00:01:33.868And today's story is called, How Long Are Pregnancies Supposed to Last? Now, let me say this.
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00:01:39.468Before we continue, I forgot to ask a question in yesterday's episode.
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00:01:46.028I've been tripping. So the question for yesterday's episode was,
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00:01:52.408if your partner was being held at gunpoint, let's say they're being held at gunpoint,
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00:02:05.248Wait, wait, it's a yes or no question. So would you ask to swap places with
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00:02:06.968them? Yes or no? All right.
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00:02:10.888I'm not going to answer that question. Okay, let's continue.
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00:02:17.688So today, like I said, the story is how long are pregnancies supposed to last,
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00:02:19.788okay? Sounds like a good title.
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00:02:24.848Are we ready to get into it? Y'all ready? Okay, great. Let's begin.
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00:02:33.274I was drafting a breakup message when Abby, my girlfriend, texted me first. I'm pregnant.
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00:02:39.334How can two words so dramatically change the trajectory of your life?
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00:02:43.654Well, I'm not a piece of shit. I'm going to do the right thing.
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00:02:48.154I will ignore the aching feeling that I just don't like Abby,
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00:02:53.694that I don't like being around her, that I find her boring, immature.
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00:02:59.134None of that matters anymore. I have to be there for my son.
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00:03:02.094And I just know it's going to be a boy.
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00:03:08.894We got married at the county register of deeds.
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00:03:11.914No rufty-toofty wedding.
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00:03:19.814We couldn't afford, despite Abby deeply wanting one. It felt businesslike, as it should.
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00:03:25.514Those first eight months were brutal. I found her mule in the mans,
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00:03:28.174infuriating. Foot massages.
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00:03:34.654Oh, quick run to the store to get me those pickles I like. Why are you acting so distant?
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00:03:41.714I want to put my head through a wall. I didn't. I had to be strong for my son.
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00:03:47.564I had the due date marked on the calendar, counted down the fucking hours till
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00:03:54.804I would see my son, knew my life would change infinitely the instant I saw him.
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00:04:00.004Nine months came and went. She didn't give birth. Abby had been pregnant for
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00:04:03.02410 months when I begged her to see a doctor.
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00:04:08.604Nothing's wrong, she insisted. Yes, something very much is wrong.
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00:04:12.884Glenn, trust me, nothing is wrong. he'll come out when he's ready.
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00:04:16.024Trust her? How the hell could I?
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00:04:20.16411 months of pregnancy. 12 months.
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00:04:26.244I contemplated crude methods of sedating her, knocking her out,
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00:04:35.504She kept saying those words over and over again.
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00:04:37.724He'll come out when he's ready.
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00:04:42.364Every week that passed brewed more fury in me.
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00:04:48.944At 16 months pregnant, I began to believe she was doing this on purpose.
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00:04:54.344This was some otherworldly scheme to spite me.
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00:04:57.644I was losing the ability to keep my calm.
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00:05:05.064Abby, it's time. I don't think so. Yes, it is. it's time. He'll come out when he's ready.
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00:05:08.764Don't say that. Don't ever say that again.
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00:05:13.464Maybe, she said, you're just not ready to be a father.
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00:05:20.944Maybe that's why I couldn't help but yell, I'm ready to be a father. I would kill for my son.
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00:05:23.744Oh, please, kill for him?
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00:05:28.944Nobody's asking you to kill for anything. Would you care for him?
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00:05:33.924Love him no matter what? She pauses, and I see.
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00:05:40.104Insubordination in her eyes. Would you love his mother?
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00:05:47.044You'll never know what it's like to feel so strongly for your child you'd kill for him.
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00:05:55.707That is my burden. Now this has to stop. See a doctor. Give me my son. I'm not asking.
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00:06:03.347Our fights grew more frequent. Two years of pregnancy. I can't leave.
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00:06:05.467Not while she has my son.
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00:06:11.647I find myself in medical websites researching emergency home cesareans.
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00:06:18.967My eyes shaping my kitchen knives I don't think will be sharp enough.
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00:06:24.587I can see my son under her skin. He has grown large, strong,
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00:06:36.207The shape of his face is almost discernible, and I can see my nose on him. I swear I can see it.
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00:06:41.127Three years of pregnancy, and I can no longer hold on my rage.
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00:06:44.307I have put so many holes in the drywall.
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00:06:46.587How can she be so stubborn?
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00:06:51.987Four years have passed. Five. Five years of pregnancy.
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00:06:57.407Abby insists everything is fine. That is our unnamed son.
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00:07:05.707That our unnamed son will be ready to enter this world when I'm ready to be a loving father.
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00:07:13.207That bitch she's the size of a whale she can barely walk our son is so big inside
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00:07:23.187her stretching her skin swelling her joints i must admit i have a mental breakdown and i run flee escape.
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00:07:27.735No child is worth the torture she has put me through.
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00:07:33.435My son will have to be broken, young man, be a broken young man,
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00:07:36.055fatherless, lost and afraid.
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00:07:42.315It has been seven years since I received that fateful, I'm pregnant message.
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00:07:48.835I've spent the last two years couch surfing, as I'm ashamed to admit,
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00:07:54.535sleeping in my car, odd jobs, miserable nights, drinking everything I can steal,
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00:07:57.015trying to forget, failing.
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00:08:04.415And perhaps only because it is Christmas, I find myself driving to Abby's house,
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00:08:10.375out of body, as if I can't control what I'm doing, being drawn to her.
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00:08:16.755I pop across the street, can see right in through her grand the living room window.
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00:08:21.995Under a Christmas tree, Abby sits in her pajamas across from my son.
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00:08:27.055He opens presents, and I smile, lights up on my face.
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00:08:33.675He hugs her. They laugh, laugh like they've known each other their whole lives.
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00:08:40.295I see red, not from any Christmas lights, but from what was stolen from me.
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00:08:48.675So I go to that living room window and start punching.
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00:08:51.075I'm going to take my son back.
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00:08:57.075As the glass breaks, I feel the shards shred through my jacket and wrist.
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00:09:01.275Abby is not frightened at all, like my son is.
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00:09:08.955She grabs him and carries him away into a different room, all in a flash. I have made.
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00:09:13.356Mincemeat out of the glass and my skin.
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00:09:17.056I have one leg through a window sill
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00:09:25.156when Abby returns with a sleek little handgun, willing to kill for him.
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00:09:30.496The end. She said, I'm also willing to kill for him. The end.
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00:09:36.176Okay, so we know that that story right there is crazy because she has been pregnant
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00:09:46.596Once a baby passed that 40-week mark, that nine month mark, that's when you
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00:09:52.736absolutely positively, maybe after three or five days, have to get a c-section
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00:09:54.676because that baby has to come out of you.
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00:09:57.596It can't survive past that time.
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00:10:00.616It's not healthy. It's not okay, okay?
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00:10:06.516So we know the story is just fake and crazy all in one.
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00:10:10.256But either way, it was a very, very good story.
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00:10:15.196They're very good and viewed, very well written, as always. Forgotten well,
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00:10:17.636always do a very, very good job.
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00:10:22.296They always write very good stories that are very well written, very interesting.
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00:10:26.316So that's exactly what this story is, okay?
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00:10:32.296As far as opinions go about it, like I said, I wish we could go back and forth.
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00:10:38.016We could go back and forth and I could just, you know, toe to toe, we could talk about it.
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00:10:42.616But when I don't talk to myself, so that y'all can call the police, I refuse.
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00:10:46.096I refuse to look crazy for you people, okay? okay
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00:10:49.236so um go ahead
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00:10:52.456and let me know how you feel if you want to let me know how you feel about it
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00:10:59.536spotify is the best way to reply directly to an episode so do that if you feel
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00:11:07.116if you feel like you should do that all right now my question based on this story would be.
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00:11:14.811If your partner, and I'm talking to the man out there, if your partner gets
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00:11:22.511pregnant, even though you wanted to leave them, would you stay because they're pregnant? Yes or no?
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00:11:25.691Okay, that's mainly for the man. You know what I'm saying?
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00:11:29.731Women can chime in and say what they feel about that situation,
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00:11:35.331but a child should never be the reason for you to try to hold on to a man.
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00:11:40.111If a man does not want you, he's not going to want you even after you have a
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00:11:44.371child for him, okay? He's going to care for the child because that is his offspring.
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00:11:47.451That is his flesh and blood. It feeds a real man.
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00:11:51.351But he is still going to feel the same way he feels about you.
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00:12:00.931You can't try to trap a man into staying with you because of a child,
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00:12:02.711okay? I'm being serious. I'm being real.
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00:12:06.011I'm being real. so y'all know what's up if he
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00:12:10.551didn't want to marry you before the child he won't want to marry you after the
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00:12:16.471child and if he marries you it's gonna be a horrible marriage because he did
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00:12:21.511not want to be in this marriage he was forced to be in this marriage okay all
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00:12:25.491right you want a man who's willing to marry you because he loves you.
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00:12:32.025Wholeheartedly, okay? Now, thank you guys once again for stopping by,
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00:14:02.745Give yourself a hug. Give yourself a hug. And hopefully you guys are preparing
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00:14:08.005for Passover tomorrow, you know, Easter Sunday and are getting the kids ready
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00:14:12.065to go out there and, you know, Easter headhunt and do all that good stuff.
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00:14:16.865you know what I'm saying?
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00:14:22.165So yeah, have a good time and we'll see you guys probably then.
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00:14:24.425Okay. Probably that. We'll probably see you then.
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