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Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
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junk Yard BARBIEES podcast. Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie
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and if this is the first time you're listening, I
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am the owner of a nine acre complete you pulleyard
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filled with cars, trucks, vans, motorcycles, mowers, much much more.
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Also a nice little classic car section. I also have
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a cheap wranglar section which is full of full service
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which I pull all the parts for you. Also check
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out my website Junkyard Barbie dot com which shows you
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all my social media and also hours of operation. Also,
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we buy vehicles seven days a week, no matter what condition,
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as long as they are complete. And if you go
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onto you know, onto the website and you're there, you'll
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see a sell your vehicle.
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Fill out the form.
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We'll give you a call back, or you can give
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us a call and we can set it up. I
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pay what I say, so I'm not going to give
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you a price and then you come out or come
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in and we try to give you a different price.
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As long as everything is there, you are guaranteed that
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all paperwork is sent to the state and it's taken
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out of your name same week, so you never have
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to worry about getting a call. You know that you're
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rob the bank when really you're in You're in Aruba,
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you know, laying in there by by the beautiful water
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with your beautiful partner.
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And speak for yourself.
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And no one else is I gonna say, I can't,
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I can't think, but we do. We do buy cars
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seven days a week, and we also use those not
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only for you know, people wanting parts, but we have
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the firefighter rescue crew come in and they do that also.
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I do canine training there and Swat team and basha
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shit out of an animal abuse your car that we
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do once a year, utilizing the space forgot right we
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do and knowing that I'm an animal advocate.
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Here's my little commercial.
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Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are you looking for
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our fiery friend who needs a forever home? Right here
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in our community? Local animal rescues are filled with lovable
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pets waiting for you. Dogs, cats, all with hearts as
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big as their paws, ready to bring joy to your life.
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By adopting our fostering, you're not just getting a pet,
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You're saving a life. Every adoption helps make room for
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another animal in need. If you can't adopt right now,
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you can still make a huge difference by donating, fostering,
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or volunteering at your local shelter. Together we can ensure
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every animal finds a loving home. Visit your local animal
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rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
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share people's posts, Be a hero for those who need
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it most.
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Your new best friend is waiting.
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Please microchip, please spay, please neoter, And if you do
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decide to rescue, when you go to the shelters, please
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look at the euthanized lists first, and the oldest residents. Also,
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please look at the seniors. And do not buy a
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puppy or a pet that for Christmas that you know
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it's a novelty. Your home for you know, spring, not
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Spring break, Christmas break, you know New Year's and then
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all of a sudden you have to go back to work,
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and you know you don't have time anymore. They shed
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they this, Educate yourself, get yourself a stuffed animal. Start
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there and on that one I have, as she's always
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on here. I love her to death. She is my
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future daughter. I've been plumbing this for so long.
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Wait who am I married?
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Yes, And here we go celebrity guest staff.
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Hello, Hello, Hello, I'm back y'all, And here she is.
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Feels good to be back. It feels great to be
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back and here with us.
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Here, Mika, you.
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Love this song.
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Why do you just want to drop kick somebody.
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These days?
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Fucking right now, let's talk about You have a puppy.
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I do my forever puppy.
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Okay, tell me a little bit abound her.
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Oh, Mandy is a special girl.
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She is now, she's eleven years old, she swear approaching.
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She's not quite there yet, but she's she's a part
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eleven and she is a shitz You Maltese mix. So
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she's a little itty bitty girl. She only weighs like
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twelve pounds. And I do put her inside of my
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shirt and my jackets and everything because I keep her close.
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I'm like, if you if it fits, she sits.
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I love it, she said, that's so cute.
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Yes, and I have. I have dumped some money into
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that dog. Okay, let's talk about it. That's because you
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love her.
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It's because I love her, And because that's the responsibility
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you take on when you get an animal, if they
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have special needs. You must cater to them, yes, which
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can include very expensive surgeries.
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Okay, do you want to talk about what happened or
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what they surgery?
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She had to have a goal bladder removed because she
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had what they call a gollbladder mucoseal so as a result,
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her goal bladder ruptured and they were like, that's gotta
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go snip that out, which thankfully you can live without one,
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but unfortunately that costs a pretty penny to get to
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that point because somebody's.
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Got to take it out. And now I got a
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heel and to.
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They now, how long did she stay in the hospital?
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So she was in the hospital for.
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Four days in the end, like from the time that
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I dropped her off to the day that I picked
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her up. It was Monday through Thursday, I believe. And
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in total it cost me close to fourteen thousand dollars
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for that surgery, which thankfully I had people close to
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me at the time who donated.
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That's really nice.
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I was able to collectively raise the money in and
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get they're taken care of. But it was an absolute nightmare.
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And the cherry on top was that even when they did,
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you know, figure out what was wrong and tell me, Hey,
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she needs the surgery.
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This is what it's going to cost.
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They were like, there's also like a fifty percent chance
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that she'll survive.
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Was like, wow, promising.
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Is it because of her age?
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No, it's because it's a very intense surgery for any
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animal to go through.
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It's the healing process.
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Okay, there's a really high rate of post operative complications. Wow,
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which can include a multitude of things. So they and
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they tried to stress that like early on, like, you know,
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she can get through the surgery. You know, obviously there's
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always risks inherently with the surgery, but even after you know,
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she could be doing good for up to a week
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and then take a dive and I was like, what
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the fuck? Like yeah, and then when they did the surgery,
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there was complications during the procedure, so they had to
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use an alternate method, which then it came with more
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inherent risk, And they were like, you know, no, we
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got to really really be careful. And you know, she's
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a small dog, so ten years, you know, she can
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still have plenty of years left. But yeah, at the
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same time, you know, she's not a puppy. She has
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an adult dog. So thankfully she happens to be in
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great health and and she pulled through really well. But
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it was just such a stressful time and there was
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no sleep. There was many tears. There was even after
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she got home. She was on so many medications. There
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was three different antibiotics, there was steris. It was just everything.
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They had to have her on anti nausea. And she
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doesn't like pills. She stopped accepting any of the peanut
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butter with the pills, so then I had to start
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pilling her manually, and then she was throwing the medication
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up and she wasn't eating, so I was trying to
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feel with a syringe, like it was just every single
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like obstacle. I would get past one, but you just
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there was something else. Yeah, but I had no other choice.
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I was like, well, we're fifteen, grandy.
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No.
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I liked that you said that. You just you didn't
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you had a choice.
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You do you have a choice, and you decided that
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her life was worth that much.
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Yeah, so that's like a beautiful story. Yeah.
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I was ready to risk at all. I didn't care.
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I was not walking away. I was not giving up
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on that. Yeah, not even for a second. And she's
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doing great she's doing great. She ruined my life. She
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loves it.
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She spend all my money, made me pick up her
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shit walking in the snow. Six am.
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Love it.
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You gotta love it because they're here for such a time.
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That's why I think my biggest problem is with animal
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abuse is because of that, is that they're innocent children
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and people just discard them as if they're nothing.
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Humans are cruel, they are cool.
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I just spoke to somebody that's looking into somebody a
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s A PCI. I'm gonna do a little digging on somebody.
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I don't really care to me Honestly, if somebody comes
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to me and I have to go to somebody for
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an animal, I'm going to do it, even for a child.
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You know what I'm saying.
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Like people that are part of that and don't say
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anything are just as guilty as the people that are
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doing what they're doing.
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Someone has to represent the voiceless.
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Yes, definitely, Yeah, I love it. So what else is
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going on?
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I love you? You're looking around my room.
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I know I get so distracted in this room. The
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eighty HD just runs rampant.
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It is crazy. Now we're going to talk about it.
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We already talked about it on the last show, but
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we're gonna like revisit it. Actually this might be the
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one before that. So somebody gave me a gift. And
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I'm not going to also say anything bad because i
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don't know if they might be listening, you know what
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I'm saying for sure for sure, but it was it.
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Was pretty big work.
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So somebody gave me. He was a guest on the show,
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him and her. There was two they they decided they
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would give me a gift, and it was, yeah, it.
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Was a generous sized.
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Beyond weird beyond.
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We're talking Dirk Diggler here, we're talking Ron Jeremy, we're
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talking my forearm, bro. And so somebody gave it to me,
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and I was very shocked by it. Like so anyway,
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now it's become the you know, talk piece of the show.
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It steals the show. It steals the show.
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And the thing is is that I like to see
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who can master it because that thing is, yeah, I
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want to take pictures. It's that big that I have
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such a big mouth that I could get around it.
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And it was still just yeah, I was it was
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just the how cheeks were blown out like a mother.
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Oh rock for real? Did it look? Did my cheeks
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really get like that?
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Do it again in the mirror?
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Oh my gosh? Should I do it again?
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Oh?
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No, GoAhead, go get it.
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Let me say.
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See. This is when we need the video. Okay, you
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keep talking.
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While I do it, so that people know that we're
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still here.
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Go ahead, alrighty, So we are down, hunched over in
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front of the mirror.
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We are wedging.
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This thing is so.
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Comically large.
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I got hair in my mouth.
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No, the thing is is when it given to me,
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it was like, what the fuck do you know what
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I mean? And then I was like I'm giving it back,
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and then we're like you know what, Everyone's.
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Like, let's just keep it.
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It's funny and yeah, but if you feel it, feel it,
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it's like fucking it's heavy.
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You can suction it places. I mean the balls are
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like super super like they're they're not.
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Even existing balls are not like there are balls this
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size on normal winers.
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Yeah, like, if you can, it's a fuck impressive.
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It's impressive.
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So when they got it for me, when she when
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she got it for me, I don't let me.
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Get this thing. Hold on?
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Oh no, it's like really ew it is it's gross.
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motherfucking because it's because who gave it to me? Oh
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do you know what I mean? It would Yeah, that can.
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Only come from a few people, and it not be uncomfortable.
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Like it takes a lot to make me feel uncomfortable,
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do you know what I mean? Yeah, that embarrassed. I
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don't really care. I get to the point I was like, whatever, and.
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What about it?
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Do you think made you uncomfortable? Was it the fact
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that you're like, why would you think I would like those?
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I don't want to say because I know that they
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listen and they'll probably be upset, you know what I mean?
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Good person, good person? Just it was a little too much.
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Sometimes, Yes, if it was just a little do you
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Like you talk to people and sometimes you're joking around
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to be.
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Sometimes they're like, yeah, I'm going to bounce back. I'm
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to feed off it, and you're like, oh, no, we've
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entered a different bull wark.
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You're picking up what I'm putting down.
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like stop.
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of you know, feedback to like make it known, but
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they're not picking up on it, and they're just like
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I did good, didn't I?
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And you're like, well, no, no. When you sit there
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and tell them though, when they.
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Just you know it, doubled down, double down anyway, their sweetheart,
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and they their intentions.
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Were good, intentions were pure. Yeah, they were pure. All right.
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This thing is fucking huge and it's heavy and if
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a robber came in, I could smack the shit out
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of them and they would get knocked out.
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I mean, and it feels so good, like it feels
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like heavy dick it is, But doesn't it feel that.
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Squishy?
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Well?
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Like I wonder like what's inside? Like I don't I
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think there's something hard like, yeah in there, and obviously
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there's a silicon around it.
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Yeah whatever, it's Yeah, it's like a real doll. But
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it's a real dick, real dick.
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Oh god.
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Now, I'll tell you what we are doing for Christmas Eve.
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We are having I do the Seven Fishes. We talked
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about that earlier, but I also do Cards against Humanity,
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and I added something new. It's like another Cards of Humanity.
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I know because it feels so cool, and.
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I have an extension.
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Yeah, but it's a whole different one. Oh and I
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forget what it's called now, but it's it's supposed to
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be naughtier.
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I'm ready to get naughty. Yeah.
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Are you ready to stay late?
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I think so at Christmas Eve, you get That's what
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happens a lot of times.
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The younger kids come.
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And stay light and play the games and it's fun.
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Mm hmm, wait, I hope. I'm hoping to catch Santa.
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Santa coms.
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I'll tell you what. Santa's a naughty little boy. Oh,
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Saint Nicholas, Saint Nicholas. Oh, come on over.
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I'm obsessed with this. I'm obsessed with the whatever.
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Eight minutes, nine minutes of groovy seventies porn music.
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I do.
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I really like it. And I got all my nice
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little stuff up on the wall.
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We've got wigs, We've got two tues.
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We got sex swing and.
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A ball gag.
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Got some whips over there, got some swords ready to
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throw down. Yeah, of course it's then you know the
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little whatever. I don't know where there is. There's so
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many things.
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And exerciseble and an exercise stay limber. Friends.
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Yeah, I was on that ball and somebody's like, yeah,
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like it was very interesting. I came in and you
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were just like bouncing on the ball and I'm like, yeah,
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it's sexy. And they're like, if he thinks.
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If you if you think so okay, You're like, no,
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isn't I like it?
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Do you have a problem with it?
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I love it?
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I love it.
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I think you could serve on that ball.
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You can serve or serve serve with a V I
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think you can serve. Have you served on a ball?
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Not an exercise ball?
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No, what kind of ball?
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By the way, this isn't sexual, everybody, This is just you.
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Know, I have served on football. I'll toss up the
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perfect spiral.
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Really hell yeah, now, who've taught you to do that
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my brother, Mike.
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Alrighty, we love you, Mike, roll off the fingertips.
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Damn he has my pick apart shirt?
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Where is it mikey.
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Taking that ship to the great?
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Did he give it to you?
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I don't have a wish.
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I know we love him. We do, we do, we do.
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We love everybody not we love this though. I'm gonna
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stop with that. I just wanted to do a little
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one with you because I love when you're here and
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you ate like ta dolls and scuttle and piscutties and yeah.
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I just adore you.
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I love you. No serious way to my day too.
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Yeah, I adore you. You know you can always stay over.
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You should bring I should bring the babies and come
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stay over one night.
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Yeah I can do that now.
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Yeah, yeah, I like that. I know Mowgli's downstairs, but
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he's he's cool.
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Let's do a summer party please.
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That would be fun. Okay, we're watching nineties movies and doing.
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Face man, dude, I'm totally and I'm ordering pizza chilling.
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Can we have plain pizza? We can do plain pizza
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and maybe some money.
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Okay, I need to make me far well far together, baby.
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Oh my gosh, that sounds fun. Oh my gosh, do
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face masks.
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And our ill bring your face mess.
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Okay, well you are you are a beautician. Basically, you're
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a hairdresser and stylist. And yeah you do all that
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makeup everything, dabble in it all, Yeah you do.
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You dabble, you, dabble you. Yeah, that's right.
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And on that one, it's twenty one minutes and we're
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going to I'm going to get her the fuck out
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of here so she can get the fuck home.
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Good night, everybody. We love you, We do
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Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie and welcome to my
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junk Yard BARBIEES podcast. Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie
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and if this is the first time you're listening, I
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am the owner of a nine acre complete you pulleyard
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filled with cars, trucks, vans, motorcycles, mowers, much much more.
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Also a nice little classic car section. I also have
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a cheap wranglar section which is full of full service
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which I pull all the parts for you. Also check
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out my website Junkyard Barbie dot com which shows you
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all my social media and also hours of operation. Also,
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we buy vehicles seven days a week, no matter what condition,
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as long as they are complete. And if you go
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onto you know, onto the website and you're there, you'll
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see a sell your vehicle.
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Fill out the form.
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us a call and we can set it up. I
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pay what I say, so I'm not going to give
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you a price and then you come out or come
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in and we try to give you a different price.
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As long as everything is there, you are guaranteed that
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all paperwork is sent to the state and it's taken
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out of your name same week, so you never have
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to worry about getting a call. You know that you're
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rob the bank when really you're in You're in Aruba,
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you know, laying in there by by the beautiful water
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with your beautiful partner.
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And speak for yourself.
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seven days a week, and we also use those not
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only for you know, people wanting parts, but we have
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the firefighter rescue crew come in and they do that also.
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I do canine training there and Swat team and basha
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shit out of an animal abuse your car that we
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do once a year, utilizing the space forgot right we
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do and knowing that I'm an animal advocate.
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Here's my little commercial.
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Hi, this is Michelle Junkyard Barbie. Are you looking for
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By adopting our fostering, you're not just getting a pet,
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you can still make a huge difference by donating, fostering,
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every animal finds a loving home. Visit your local animal
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rescue today and let the love begin. Adopt, foster, donate, volunteer,
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share people's posts, Be a hero for those who need
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Your new best friend is waiting.
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Please microchip, please spay, please neoter, And if you do
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decide to rescue, when you go to the shelters, please
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look at the euthanized lists first, and the oldest residents. Also,
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please look at the seniors. And do not buy a
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puppy or a pet that for Christmas that you know
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it's a novelty. Your home for you know, spring, not
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all of a sudden you have to go back to work,
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and you know you don't have time anymore. They shed
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they this, Educate yourself, get yourself a stuffed animal. Start
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there and on that one I have, as she's always
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on here. I love her to death. She is my
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future daughter. I've been plumbing this for so long.
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Wait who am I married?
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Yes, And here we go celebrity guest staff.
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Hello, Hello, Hello, I'm back y'all, And here she is.
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Feels good to be back. It feels great to be
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back and here with us.
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Here, Mika, you.
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Love this song.
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Why do you just want to drop kick somebody.
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These days?
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Fucking right now, let's talk about You have a puppy.
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I do my forever puppy.
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Okay, tell me a little bit abound her.
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Oh, Mandy is a special girl.
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She is now, she's eleven years old, she swear approaching.
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eleven and she is a shitz You Maltese mix. So
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she's a little itty bitty girl. She only weighs like
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twelve pounds. And I do put her inside of my
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shirt and my jackets and everything because I keep her close.
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I'm like, if you if it fits, she sits.
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I love it, she said, that's so cute.
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Yes, and I have. I have dumped some money into
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that dog. Okay, let's talk about it. That's because you
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love her.
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It's because I love her, And because that's the responsibility
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you take on when you get an animal, if they
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have special needs. You must cater to them, yes, which
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what they surgery?
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She had to have a goal bladder removed because she
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had what they call a gollbladder mucoseal so as a result,
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her goal bladder ruptured and they were like, that's gotta
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go snip that out, which thankfully you can live without one,
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but unfortunately that costs a pretty penny to get to
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that point because somebody's.
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heel and to.
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her up. It was Monday through Thursday, I believe. And
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in total it cost me close to fourteen thousand dollars
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for that surgery, which thankfully I had people close to
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me at the time who donated.
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That's really nice.
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I was able to collectively raise the money in and
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get they're taken care of. But it was an absolute nightmare.
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you know, figure out what was wrong and tell me, Hey,
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she needs the surgery.
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This is what it's going to cost.
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that she'll survive.
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which can include a multitude of things. So they and
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they tried to stress that like early on, like, you know,
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she can get through the surgery. You know, obviously there's
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always risks inherently with the surgery, but even after you know,
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there was complications during the procedure, so they had to
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inherent risk, And they were like, you know, no, we
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got to really really be careful. And you know, she's
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a small dog, so ten years, you know, she can
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an adult dog. So thankfully she happens to be in
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great health and and she pulled through really well. But
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no sleep. There was many tears. There was even after
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she got home. She was on so many medications. There
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doesn't like pills. She stopped accepting any of the peanut
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butter with the pills, so then I had to start
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pilling her manually, and then she was throwing the medication
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up and she wasn't eating, so I was trying to
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feel with a syringe, like it was just every single
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like obstacle. I would get past one, but you just
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there was something else. Yeah, but I had no other choice.
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I was like, well, we're fifteen, grandy.
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I liked that you said that. You just you didn't
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you had a choice.
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You do you have a choice, and you decided that
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her life was worth that much.
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Yeah, so that's like a beautiful story. Yeah.
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I was ready to risk at all. I didn't care.
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I was not walking away. I was not giving up
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on that. Yeah, not even for a second. And she's
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doing great she's doing great. She ruined my life. She
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loves it.
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She spend all my money, made me pick up her
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shit walking in the snow. Six am.
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Love it.
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You gotta love it because they're here for such a time.
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That's why I think my biggest problem is with animal
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abuse is because of that, is that they're innocent children
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and people just discard them as if they're nothing.
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Humans are cruel, they are cool.
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I just spoke to somebody that's looking into somebody a
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s A PCI. I'm gonna do a little digging on somebody.
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I don't really care to me Honestly, if somebody comes
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to me and I have to go to somebody for
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an animal, I'm going to do it, even for a child.
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You know what I'm saying.
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Like people that are part of that and don't say
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anything are just as guilty as the people that are
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doing what they're doing.
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Someone has to represent the voiceless.
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Yes, definitely, Yeah, I love it. So what else is
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going on?
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I love you? You're looking around my room.
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I know I get so distracted in this room. The
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eighty HD just runs rampant.
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It is crazy. Now we're going to talk about it.
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We already talked about it on the last show, but
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we're gonna like revisit it. Actually this might be the
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one before that. So somebody gave me a gift. And
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I'm not going to also say anything bad because i
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don't know if they might be listening, you know what
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I'm saying for sure for sure, but it was it.
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Was pretty big work.
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So somebody gave me. He was a guest on the show,
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him and her. There was two they they decided they
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would give me a gift, and it was, yeah, it.
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Was a generous sized.
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Beyond weird beyond.
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We're talking Dirk Diggler here, we're talking Ron Jeremy, we're
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talking my forearm, bro. And so somebody gave it to me,
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and I was very shocked by it. Like so anyway,
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now it's become the you know, talk piece of the show.
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It steals the show. It steals the show.
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And the thing is is that I like to see
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who can master it because that thing is, yeah, I
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want to take pictures. It's that big that I have
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such a big mouth that I could get around it.
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just the how cheeks were blown out like a mother.
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Oh rock for real? Did it look? Did my cheeks
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really get like that?
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Do it again in the mirror?
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Oh my gosh? Should I do it again?
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Oh?
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No, GoAhead, go get it.
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Let me say.
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See. This is when we need the video. Okay, you
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keep talking.
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While I do it, so that people know that we're
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still here.
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Go ahead, alrighty, So we are down, hunched over in
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front of the mirror.
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This thing is so.
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I got hair in my mouth.
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No, the thing is is when it given to me,
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it was like, what the fuck do you know what
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I mean? And then I was like I'm giving it back,
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and then we're like you know what, Everyone's.
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Like, let's just keep it.
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It's funny and yeah, but if you feel it, feel it,
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it's like fucking it's heavy.
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You can suction it places. I mean the balls are
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like super super like they're they're not.
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Even existing balls are not like there are balls this
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size on normal winers.
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Yeah, like, if you can, it's a fuck impressive.
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It's impressive.
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So when they got it for me, when she when
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she got it for me, I don't let me.
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Get this thing. Hold on?
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Oh no, it's like really ew it is it's gross.
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But anyway, they got it, and I thought they they
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thought it was going to be funny, and at first
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I did not, And then I could you not.
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That thing because it's who gave it to me? That
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motherfucking because it's because who gave it to me? Oh
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do you know what I mean? It would Yeah, that can.
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Only come from a few people, and it not be uncomfortable.
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Yeah, And I'm not a kind of person doesn't get uncomfortable.
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Like it takes a lot to make me feel uncomfortable,
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do you know what I mean? Yeah, that embarrassed. I
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don't really care. I get to the point I was like, whatever, and.
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What about it?
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Do you think made you uncomfortable? Was it the fact
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that you're like, why would you think I would like those?
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There's a big backstory today, it's a big backstory. And
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I don't want to say because I know that they
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listen and they'll probably be upset, you know what I mean?
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Good person, good person? Just it was a little too much.
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Sometimes, Yes, if it was just a little do you
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know how.
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Like you talk to people and sometimes you're joking around
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and doing things is different than what they perceive it
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to be.
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Different.
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Sometimes they're like, yeah, I'm going to bounce back. I'm
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to feed off it, and you're like, oh, no, we've
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entered a different bull wark.
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Yeah, we entered it and did it a lot.
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You're picking up what I'm putting down.
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Yeah, you know what I mean.
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don't want to be mean to the people, but it's
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like stop.
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Okay, you know what I mean.
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of you know, feedback to like make it known, but
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they're not picking up on it, and they're just like
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I did good, didn't I?
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and tell them though, when they.
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Just you know it, doubled down, double down anyway, their sweetheart,
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and they their intentions.
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Were good, intentions were pure. Yeah, they were pure. All right.
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This thing is fucking huge and it's heavy and if
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a robber came in, I could smack the shit out
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of them and they would get knocked out.
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I mean, and it feels so good, like it feels
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like heavy dick it is, But doesn't it feel that.
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Squishy?
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Well?
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Like I wonder like what's inside? Like I don't I
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think there's something hard like, yeah in there, and obviously
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there's a silicon around it.
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Yeah whatever, it's Yeah, it's like a real doll. But
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it's a real dick, real dick.
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Oh god.
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Now, I'll tell you what we are doing for Christmas Eve.
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We are having I do the Seven Fishes. We talked
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about that earlier, but I also do Cards against Humanity,
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and I added something new. It's like another Cards of Humanity.
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I know because it feels so cool, and.
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I have an extension.
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Yeah, but it's a whole different one. Oh and I
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forget what it's called now, but it's it's supposed to
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be naughtier.
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I'm ready to get naughty. Yeah.
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Are you ready to stay late?
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I think so at Christmas Eve, you get That's what
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happens a lot of times.
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The younger kids come.
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And stay light and play the games and it's fun.
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Mm hmm, wait, I hope. I'm hoping to catch Santa.
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Santa coms.
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I'll tell you what. Santa's a naughty little boy. Oh,
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Saint Nicholas, Saint Nicholas. Oh, come on over.
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I'm obsessed with this. I'm obsessed with the whatever.
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Eight minutes, nine minutes of groovy seventies porn music.
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I do.
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I really like it. And I got all my nice
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little stuff up on the wall.
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We've got wigs, We've got two tues.
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We got sex swing and.
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A ball gag.
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Got some whips over there, got some swords ready to
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throw down. Yeah, of course it's then you know the
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little whatever. I don't know where there is. There's so
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many things.
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And exerciseble and an exercise stay limber. Friends.
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Yeah, I was on that ball and somebody's like, yeah,
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like it was very interesting. I came in and you
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were just like bouncing on the ball and I'm like, yeah,
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it's sexy. And they're like, if he thinks.
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If you if you think so okay, You're like, no,
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isn't I like it?
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Do you have a problem with it?
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I love it?
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I love it.
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I think you could serve on that ball.
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You can serve or serve serve with a V I
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think you can serve. Have you served on a ball?
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Not an exercise ball?
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No, what kind of ball?
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By the way, this isn't sexual, everybody, This is just you.
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Know, I have served on football. I'll toss up the
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perfect spiral.
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Really hell yeah, now, who've taught you to do that
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my brother, Mike.
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Alrighty, we love you, Mike, roll off the fingertips.
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Damn he has my pick apart shirt?
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Where is it mikey.
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Taking that ship to the great?
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Did he give it to you?
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I don't have a wish.
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I know we love him. We do, we do, we do.
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We love everybody not we love this though. I'm gonna
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stop with that. I just wanted to do a little
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one with you because I love when you're here and
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you ate like ta dolls and scuttle and piscutties and yeah.
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I just adore you.
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I love you. No serious way to my day too.
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Yeah, I adore you. You know you can always stay over.
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You should bring I should bring the babies and come
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stay over one night.
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Yeah I can do that now.
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Yeah, yeah, I like that. I know Mowgli's downstairs, but
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he's he's cool.
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Let's do a summer party please.
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That would be fun. Okay, we're watching nineties movies and doing.
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Face man, dude, I'm totally and I'm ordering pizza chilling.
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Can we have plain pizza? We can do plain pizza
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and maybe some money.
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Okay, I need to make me far well far together, baby.
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Oh my gosh, that sounds fun. Oh my gosh, do
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face masks.
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And our ill bring your face mess.
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Okay, well you are you are a beautician. Basically, you're
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a hairdresser and stylist. And yeah you do all that
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makeup everything, dabble in it all, Yeah you do.
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You dabble, you, dabble you. Yeah, that's right.
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And on that one, it's twenty one minutes and we're
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going to I'm going to get her the fuck out
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of here so she can get the fuck home.
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Good night, everybody. We love you, We do
