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at heathermcdonald.net. And now let's get into it. Hello and
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welcome to Juicy Scoop. I made Brandy and Julie of
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Dumb Gay Podcast, the Dumb Gay Podcast. They're going to
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stay because I still had some more topics and I
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wanted to talk a little bit more. Welcome back, girls.
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Thank you. It's like so weird being harassed all the time.
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Harassed by what? This is still one of those crimes
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that just boggles my mind and makes me scared to
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go to Italy. But I am going to Italy, so
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let me know all your good recommendations. No, Amanda Knox,
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to remind you guys of this incredible, horrible tragedy. She
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was there. It was just after college or she was
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studying there. And she is American and she had a roommate.
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And one night she came home and went to bed,
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I think, with the boyfriend. And the next morning they
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woke up and saw that the roommate was brutally murdered.
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And based on some of the things that happened with her,
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they saw a video of her kissing her boyfriend while
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the cops were there. And that looked bad. The story
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is very long. She went on trial. She was behind
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bars for years in Italy. People felt that she was
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sex shamed for having sex, and they thought that she
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was in love. There was all these different stories that
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went around. However, she finally got out, and she's finally home,
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and there were movies and everything.
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She was called like the angel-faced killer, or she had
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a name because she was so beautiful and angelic and young.
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Right.
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And everybody was captivated. And the boyfriend looked like Harry Potter.
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She was obsessed with Harry Potter. And he wore the glasses.
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They thought they... I mean, some of the theories were
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that they did some S & M thing with her
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and with her roommate. And they were involved in all
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these different stories. And it was very scary because right
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at the initial questioning, she apparently didn't have a proper interpreter.
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And she wasn't fluent in the language. Terrifying.
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But.
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Knox initially accused Patrick, who worked at the restaurant with
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her or her boss, of the murder, but later recanted.
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Her prolonged interrogation without interpreter was deemed a violation of
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her rights by the European Court of Human Rights in 2023.
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Knox's recent reconviction upholds her original three-year sentence for slander.
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So she was convicted of slander. Because although she will
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not return to prison due to the already serving four
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years during the initial incarceration, I can't believe she did
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four years, Knox's legal team plans to appeal the latest
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decision to Italy's Supreme Court. Despite her ongoing legal struggles,
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Knox has since moved on with her life, getting engaged,
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starting a family, and becoming an advocate for criminal justice.
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So because she said, I think that this Patrick Lumomondo...
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is who she thought may have done it. That is
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why he then sued her for slander.
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You know, I would be pointing at anyone in my
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life and be like, it wasn't me. I don't know.
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Maybe it was my boss at the bar. Maybe it
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was my neighbor. Now you're slandering because you're just trying
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to solve the crime for them?
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Who was it eventually? They did eventually find the guy, right? Yes.
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And he was just like a kind of a random guy.
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Like he didn't really know her or anything, right?
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No. And he had been like, They might have met
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at not— he didn't know Amanda Knox, but he knew the roommate.
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But it was not the manager at the restaurant.
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No.
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And that is who originally she was like, yeah, I
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don't know.
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Which is why he's suing for slander.
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Right. But that has to be— It wasn't suing, though.
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She was convicted of slander. I don't think you can
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be convicted of slander in America. You could be sued,
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and the jury could say, yes, you're guilty.
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Because that's a civil case.
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Like we did with Johnny Depp. But I guess in Italy,
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it can be a real— climb however she won't ever
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have to come back here because she already served yeah like.
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Why don't know what their obsession is with her like
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let her go she's already done you already know she
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didn't do it and now you need to convict her
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of slander we can't even get donald trump on slander
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i mean at this point if i was her i'd
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be like fine i don't even want i don't don't.
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Even appeal i just don't care like i just don't care.
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I have a criminal record in italy and i can't
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visit happy i never need.
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To go there i never want to go there again.
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Yeah I mean, they wear powdered wigs and run around
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talking about like a satanic cult. It was literally satanic panic.
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They were like, they did a huge thing in the
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middle of the ground and they did a thing. It
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was like, and she's like, what? I'm like, I'm 17
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having sex with my boyfriend who looks like Harry Potter.
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Like she was, the only thing she was guilty of
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was just being like a stupid kid. It's so, so,
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so scary.
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Do you remember that movie with Claire Danes?
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Of course.
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What's it called again?
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Broke Down Palace.
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Because that's what we're scared of.
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I never will.
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Wait, but wait. In the movie Broke Down Palace, two girls.
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Thailand.
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But one thing that I always remember that's stuck in
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my head is that they like went to a nice
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hotel and they ordered all these food and drinks by
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the pool and they lied about the room number. And
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that somehow played into them being held and caught for murder.
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Because they did have drugs on them, right?
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But wasn't it, was it because they went to the
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fancy hotel and just tried to like enjoy a pool
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day for free?
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I don't remember.
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And then they got, which always scares the shit out
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of me.
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I'm always like, oh my God.
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Because I wouldn't, you know, when we were at the Pechanga,
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they were very strict about going to the pool. You know,
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it literally held my ID.
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Okay.
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Made sure I was at the hotel, held my ID.
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And I, you know, I said to my sister, I go,
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you know, I just, I just think they have to
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be this way because imagine if you and I were
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like young and we lived near the Pachanga and we
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were like, oh my God, it's fucking 100 degrees out.
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Let's just sneak into the pool and like use it
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and enjoy it. So they have to be that strict.
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But then I brought up the Broke Town Palace thing.
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Yeah.
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Because I was like, oh my God, those girls just
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wanted free drinks at like a fancy hotel in Thailand.
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That's why I.
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Get so stressed out.
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When we just went to, we went to Egypt and
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Jordan and- this trip, and they were on the ship,
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they were like, don't be sorry, but you can't be,
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this is not even drugs or anything, this is just
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like not being gay. Just don't be outwardly gay. In
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these places, because you'll get arrested. And sorry.
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And that's when her name became Julio.
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Okay, because I'm not putting, I was like, come on, Julio.
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This is fun. Put your head thing on. I don't
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want to go to Singapore because I'll chew one gum
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and get, you know, caned and be detained in jail.
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I mean, even Brittany Grenier or whatever, who had the
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hemp flakes or whatever she had in Russia. It's like
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now she says that she forgot that she had it.
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But let's say a person didn't forget and they thought
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they could travel with it. It's like you can't.
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No, let's say you forgot.
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Or let's say you forgot.
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You have a vape.
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I mean, who knows what's. Right.
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And now you're in Russia.
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Or it's like there was that other guy. And I
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don't know the details of this, but they were in
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the Bahamas. And I think in some old suitcase or whatever,
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he had some ammunition. He did not have a gun
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with him. He had the ammunition. And it's like from
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some hunting trip or something. But you know what I mean?
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Like you have a suitcase and there's one little zipper
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in the corner of like whatever. And you don't. So
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like be careful of all that stuff.
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I'll constantly be like, oh, my God, there's my dry shampoo. Yeah.
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Haven't seen that since the trip last summer. Right. Because
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you forget to open like a zipper.
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Yeah.
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I mean, even though we went, this is a hundred
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years ago, on a trip to somewhere in, I don't
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know if it was Jamaica. It was somewhere in like
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a Caribbean island and it was a lesbian cruise. So
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this was a long, long time ago. And it was like,
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you can't bring any sex toys. And Julie and I
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were like, It's a whole shipload of women who are lesbians.
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Are you kidding?
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And you say they can't bring sex toys? And people
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are going to what now? Get a fine?
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Go to jail?
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It's like there's going to be nothing but sex toys
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on this.
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A lesbian cruise is nothing but five vibrators and dildos
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per room. So we're talking about 5,000 pieces of toys.
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So wait, what happened?
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Well, nothing happened to us. We didn't have any.
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But did they really not bring it?
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I'm sure every woman was like... Well, great. Throw it away.
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Probably throw it at the airport.
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So like, is there just a trash can of like
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bottles of water and vibrators?
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Oh, my God. It is so funny.
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Yeah.
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Like, are you kidding?
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Wow.
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And you better throw that shit away. I am so
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scared of getting arrested for any of that stuff for
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any reason anywhere.
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Little update on the P. Diddy. Kim Porter, who died
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of pneumonia.
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Yeah. You mean pneumonia.
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Right. I think it was that or the flu. Was
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it a strong cold?
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It was that strain of murder pneumonia.
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That I'll be sure also got.
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Right.
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Her dad said, this is disturbing, he said, Well, I
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was shocked to see the video of, and I'm paraphrasing,
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of the P. Diddy attacking Cassie. I never saw him
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abuse my daughter that much like that. So he must
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have witnessed some abuse.
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Well, we watched a thing on YouTube. It's a YouTube
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channel called Chronicle Speaks. If you don't mind, I'll just
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shout her out. She reads the court case, so it's
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not just her.
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And it was....
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So much information about kim porter this mystery surrounding her
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death um a time when she went onto a boat
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and with him and um her nose was shattered and
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he it was over a holiday he brought the plastic
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surgeon out you know supposedly that you know allegedly he
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broke her nose like in three places a plastic surgeon
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was brought out to like on to the yacht to
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reconstruct her face Then she went around.
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Allegedly.
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She went around with a thing on her nose.
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After that. And then there was a bunch of information
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about Al B. Shore, who is a, you know, an
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R & B artist who used to, you know, famously,
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huge hits, used to date Kim Porter, who was coming
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on and saying that he thought her death was really
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out of nowhere, very mysterious. She was supposedly coming out
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with a book. She was about to come out with
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like a tell-all book. She died totally unexpectedly. And then
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Al B. Shore was perfectly, like, hot and good-looking and
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in perfect health became, like, in the matter of, like,
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an hour in a coma for, like, two months and, like,
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almost lost his life and no one could figure out why.
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He's just, like, walking along and then he just, like,
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falls into a coma and has to have all of
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his organs.
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Very Russian.
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And it was.
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Very Russian.
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Now, to.
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Now, she is the one, she is the mother of
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the 16-year-old twin girls.
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I thought, and is that the only, her only kids?
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I wasn't sure. I want to say maybe she had
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one more.
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But, yeah, very, very sad.
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That is so funny.
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And very strange. And, like, more and more and more
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is coming out. He, Howard University, I guess, gave him
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an honorary degree. They have rescinded that. Yeah, nobody wants
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anything to do with him. Good. The car is beautiful.
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Where did you end up going for it? This exclusive
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place that Dad has connections with. They have more cars
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for more dealerships than like anywhere else. You have to
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put me in touch. What's it called?
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It's Dunaidial.
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Where?
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Dunaidial. There's an accent on the E. Do you mean... Yes,
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I got it on Dundale Cars.
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Lift?
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Please. Are you going past Kimmage? Oh, Kimmage. No. Dundale Cars.
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You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
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I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
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on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
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have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
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way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
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Life is one long lesson of chaos.
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I'm heading to the Emmys, and I have police complaints
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filed against me.
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When your free will was about to be taken from you,
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what would you do if it was given back?
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Where did that need come from where you thought that
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you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
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He said, I have a work dad.
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I need a home dad.
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What happens next?
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When I came in, he started crying.
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Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
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those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
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happens next.
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I decided to risk it all.
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I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara,
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I'm not going to pull punches.
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You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
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The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
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Only one question matters. What happens next?
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Um, now Beyonce courted page six, where's Beyonce music industry
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wonders after cowboy Carter success, Diddy abuse scandal insider. So
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basically they're saying we haven't heard much from her. There
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was rumors that she was going to show up at stagecoach,
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which she never did. The, you know, this ain't Texas.
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Hey there, Franklin song was a big hit off the bat,
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but it, we aren't really hearing much.
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About it.
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And are they choosing to lay low, she and Jay-Z,
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because they were so close to P. Diddy and all
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of this and people are connecting dots and thinking that
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somehow they have some shady stuff and they're just like,
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they don't want to screw up. They are like, don't
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want to piss off anybody.
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The internet sleuths are out there.
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Yeah.
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Connecting dots, whether they connect or not.
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Right.
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They're making them connect. And it's a lot about Jay-Z.
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which is unfortunate because we love Cowboy Carter. And it
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has been, I myself have been like.
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It's weird.
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Billie Eilish is everywhere. Taylor Swift is everywhere. Where's Beyonce? Like,
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why is Beyonce not? Because the album is good. Hey
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There Franklin's not the only good hit.
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Yeah, yeah.
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There's a few other great ones.
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There sure are, Bodyguard.
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Well, anyway, I know one person that can find out
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what she's up to, and that's Bo Deedle.
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Bo Deedle, that's right.
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Where's Bo Deedle? Bo Deedle needs to be on all
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of us.
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Louis has a file on Beyonce.
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Yeah, on Beyonce.
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He has a file on Jay-Z.
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You better have it on P.
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Diddy.
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And Kim Porter's dad, apparently.
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So, a couple days ago in Italy— Hope they don't
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do anything wrong.
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Uh-oh.
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Bianca, the wife to, or we don't know if they're
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a real wife or not, to Kanye. Now she's wearing
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a fully covered, it's kind of see-through, but not to
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the point where you see like her parts or anything.
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It's like a sheer, long, yellow dress to the ground
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up to the neck. So now they're going complete. The
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pillow was left in the car and now she's covered.
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So.
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Whatever.
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I'm so sick of their bullshit.
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Now, she's a lookalike to Kim. Yeah, lookalike. Very similar face,
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just like Jennifer Aiden and the girl from Dubai.
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Why doesn't he put her in that lion outfit that
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he put Northwestern?
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Oh, well, here she is bringing that. You brought up
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the lion outfit. Kim made a sexy version of the
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lion outfit that her daughter wore. And people had mixed feelings.
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They were like, why not? Why are you trying to
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steal her thunder? Other people said she's actually trying to
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divert the negative thunder. To herself of like, oh, my God.
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Can I when I grow up? I remember one time
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Chris Jenner said we were like this years ago and
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Kendall was getting her hair cut at the house. Chris
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had just gotten her hair cut. This is years at
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the first house they had. And she was going to
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get bangs or something. So she got bangs and she
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looked really cute. And then Chris said, make me look
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like Kendall Jenner. When I grow up, I want to
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look like Kendall Jenner. which is kind of cute. But
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that's what I kind of thought this was. I think
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that she was like, oh, you know, my daughter is
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the star. Let me look like, you know, like I
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am stepping kind of back. I don't know. You know,
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it was trying, I think trying to make a fun
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positive out of a lot of negative that she got
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for doing the Lion King.
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She was trying to make fetch happen. Yeah. The outfit
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wasn't cute. It was a bust.
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It was a flop.
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So there's Kim like, I'm going to use my influence.
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I'm going to adjust it. Whoever the designer was, too,
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probably felt like she owed them. So she's like, let
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me just make this happen. And it just didn't. I mean,
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you're not going to make it happen.
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Right.
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And with the glasses and everything, and with the lighting
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of it, she does look just like her. So they
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look a lot alike in this. But anyway, it's Will
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Smith who's dating a Jada Pinkett lookalike.
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Oh.
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This girl, she's got the shaved head. Her face doesn't
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look that much like Jada. But anyway, she has a
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shaved head and she's been showing up at like premieres
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and stuff with him. So we don't know how serious
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they are, but it's a lookalike thing.
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He does not age.
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No. Just like Heather, whose birthday is Friday.
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Ageless.
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Frozen in time.
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Thank you. It would be.
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So hard to try to even.
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I don't even know.
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If you're with Jada Pinkett Smith, I mean, it's really
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pinnacles face-wise and body.
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Yeah.
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Where do you go after that?
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The flipping out people. Not flipping out. Flip or flop. Sorry.
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The flip or flop people. Tarek, who is married to
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the first wife, Christina, they had a bad breakup, but
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now they're all co-parenting fabulously.
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Mm-hmm.
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And he's married to Heather Rae from Selling Sunset. They're
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doing a show where they are competing against Christina and
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her husband.
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Oh.
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And so they are, they've heard all the comments about,
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oh my God, Tarek, you married a girl that looks
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just like your first wife. So now they're making fun
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of it. They're wearing the same outfits. They're doing promo
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videos about it.
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Wow.
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And, you know, people have types. That's why the show, yeah.
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I mean, supposedly- Speaking of leaning in, though, Will Smith
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and this new thing with Bad Boys fucking seven or
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whatever it is, whatever's going on with that movie. Right.
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Bad Boys.
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Is it out right now?
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I don't even know if it's a movie Martin Lawrence?
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I'm not sure.
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I don't know what it is either. It's a movie, right?
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I don't know if it's a, maybe it's a musical
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at this point. I honestly don't know. But there's a
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scene where either Will Smith slaps Martin Lawrence or Martin
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Lawrence slaps him. And it's like reenacting. And I mean,
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here's a terrible take that we will then do on
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the wrong side of the takes. I think that's hilarious.
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And I think it's a great way to like What
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can you do? You're not going to outrun it. Will
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Smith will never outrun that. So you might as well
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lean in and do what you can and get slapped.
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You should have brought in Chris Rock to slap him
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and then we would have been full circle.
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Well, speaking of lookalikes, Zoom CEO wants to use AI
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to create digital clones that can attend meetings for you.
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Bad idea.
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I'm sure this has already been looked into. But what
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I really want to know is now that we're looking
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back on who really started COVID, did the creator of
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Zoom know anybody that was also in that lab that
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created COVID? Because who, where was Zoom before COVID?
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Exactly.
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It was called Skype. And everybody on earth use Zooms
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now from schools to whatever. And so conspiracy theorists get
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on that. And see if there's some people at the
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Zoom offices that also.
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Make NC-17 masks or whatever they're called.
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Yeah. Oh, that too.
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Because remember those? All of a sudden you need whatever
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that mask was called.
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Yeah.
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And it's like, do you have this one or that one?
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It's not good enough. Get 4chan on the horn. Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So this guy is like. hey, you know, this way
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you don't have to be at the, so I'm like,
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so you don't have to be in the office, but
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you also don't even have to be at the Zoom meeting.
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What, like, what is the point of you then?
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Exactly.
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If we're not going to get the real person, what
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is the point? Put that on a bumper sticker, what
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is the point of you? Question mark, quote. Because what
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are we doing? People are stressed out that AI and
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robots are going to take their jobs. AI and robots
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are already taking over manufacturing. They're already starting to take
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people's jobs. And now you want to take people out
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of the meeting?
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Yeah.
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What?
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What are we doing? We need to, it needs to
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come to a, listen, watch Atlas.
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00:22:07.930 --> 00:22:08.529
With J-Lo.
501
00:22:08.829 --> 00:22:11.589
Watch Atlas with J-Lo. Start getting into it.
502
00:22:11.660 --> 00:22:15.000
It was the number one movie for two weeks on Netflix.
503
00:22:15.819 --> 00:22:17.400
And she said, hey, there's a lot of hate in
504
00:22:17.440 --> 00:22:19.240
the world, but I thank you for all the love.
505
00:22:19.559 --> 00:22:22.519
And they're like, oh, she's pointing, it's getting to her.
506
00:22:22.569 --> 00:22:26.569
I'm like, No, that's not getting to her. That's being like, hey,
507
00:22:26.609 --> 00:22:29.269
there's a lot. I'm not saying it's about me. I'm
508
00:22:29.289 --> 00:22:33.250
not talking about you meanie pots on the internet. I'm
509
00:22:33.269 --> 00:22:34.390
just saying there's a lot of hate in the world.
510
00:22:34.430 --> 00:22:36.049
I'm glad that you like the Alice movie and thank
511
00:22:36.069 --> 00:22:37.650
you for the love that I got. I'm focusing on
512
00:22:37.670 --> 00:22:42.109
the positive. And then there was another article that Jennifer
513
00:22:42.130 --> 00:22:46.599
Garner posted some poem on her stories, whatever. And they're like,
514
00:22:47.440 --> 00:22:50.799
Jennifer Garner's getting involved and hoping that J-Lo and Ben
515
00:22:50.900 --> 00:22:52.519
could make it happen.
516
00:22:52.539 --> 00:22:54.140
I'm like, She just did a poem.
517
00:22:54.200 --> 00:22:56.079
You don't know if that was, she came across the
518
00:22:56.099 --> 00:22:57.539
poem and thought it was beautiful. You don't know if
519
00:22:57.579 --> 00:22:59.779
she wanted her best friend who's going through a divorce
520
00:22:59.819 --> 00:23:01.240
to see it. You don't know if this was for
521
00:23:01.279 --> 00:23:03.109
her kid. You don't know if it was for herself.
522
00:23:03.549 --> 00:23:06.289
Like sometimes you just see something and you're like, that's
523
00:23:06.309 --> 00:23:09.190
fucking great or funny or inspiring. And I'm just going
524
00:23:09.210 --> 00:23:11.390
to post it. And it's not about you, boo.
525
00:23:12.109 --> 00:23:14.569
Exactly. Or it's not about the person you think it's about.
526
00:23:14.710 --> 00:23:14.990
Yeah.
527
00:23:15.369 --> 00:23:17.569
So you in fact have that wrong. Right. When I
528
00:23:17.890 --> 00:23:20.910
posted the weird thing about a narcissist. Yeah.
529
00:23:21.720 --> 00:23:22.180
But I'll tell you this.
530
00:23:22.200 --> 00:23:23.509
You just have to figure out who that's about.
531
00:23:23.569 --> 00:23:27.349
But Atlas is about AI. So I'm telling you, like,
532
00:23:27.549 --> 00:23:30.789
and look, good that we're talking about J-Lo. The shit's good.
533
00:23:30.809 --> 00:23:32.809
She's a good actress. I don't care what anybody says.
534
00:23:32.849 --> 00:23:35.400
The bitch is a good actress. You can't deny it.
535
00:23:35.880 --> 00:23:38.980
And the movie actually ended up, I started out as
536
00:23:39.019 --> 00:23:42.200
a hater because I read so much hate. There was
537
00:23:42.259 --> 00:23:43.839
so much hate. I went into it thinking I was
538
00:23:43.960 --> 00:23:45.960
going to hate watch it. And then I'm sitting at
539
00:23:45.980 --> 00:23:51.829
the end of the bed going, I like this. It's good.
540
00:23:52.210 --> 00:23:54.529
It's sci-fi, so whatever. It's not for everyone. But at
541
00:23:54.549 --> 00:23:59.880
the end of the day, this makes me uncomfortable. Matrix, AI, robots.
542
00:24:00.079 --> 00:24:00.779
Eric Yuan.
543
00:24:01.140 --> 00:24:01.740
He's the CEO.
544
00:24:01.779 --> 00:24:04.099
I don't know if he created it, but I don't know.
545
00:24:04.259 --> 00:24:05.980
This is not a good idea. You need to go
546
00:24:06.019 --> 00:24:08.220
to the meeting. Go to the meeting.
547
00:24:08.740 --> 00:24:12.240
Apple is joining with chat box CPT or whatever. And
548
00:24:12.289 --> 00:24:15.930
they're literally, Apple's getting like way deep into the AI game.
549
00:24:15.970 --> 00:24:18.730
It's like, Every time you go, hey, Siri, it's like,
550
00:24:18.750 --> 00:24:19.829
go ahead and get cloned.
551
00:24:20.789 --> 00:24:23.950
And that's what that's what that's what it's heading towards
552
00:24:24.079 --> 00:24:27.799
a migration of. It's scary. I'm glad we're going to
553
00:24:27.819 --> 00:24:28.539
be dead when it really.
554
00:24:28.599 --> 00:24:30.779
I keep thinking I keep thinking about that, too. But
555
00:24:30.799 --> 00:24:32.420
I mean, I have kids and I don't want them
556
00:24:32.559 --> 00:24:32.859
to be.
557
00:24:33.119 --> 00:24:33.559
All right.
558
00:24:33.599 --> 00:24:35.880
But I do feel like, well, I do think about
559
00:24:35.940 --> 00:24:38.220
a lot about that when I start to get stressed
560
00:24:38.259 --> 00:24:39.299
and I go, but I'll be dead.
561
00:24:40.369 --> 00:24:40.890
Yeah.
562
00:24:40.970 --> 00:24:42.390
That's an awful way to like it.
563
00:24:42.410 --> 00:24:42.970
It's awful.
564
00:24:43.309 --> 00:24:43.910
It's awful.
565
00:24:44.069 --> 00:24:48.170
It's awful. It's weird to see the beginning of... If
566
00:24:48.269 --> 00:24:52.759
anyone is into sci-fi, let's say, right? Those movies and
567
00:24:52.799 --> 00:24:57.099
the whole genre is about this in reality.
568
00:24:57.279 --> 00:24:57.500
Yeah.
569
00:24:57.519 --> 00:25:01.619
You know what I mean? But in a fantastic, huge, whatever.
570
00:25:01.660 --> 00:25:04.890
And it's just weird to be at the very foothill
571
00:25:04.950 --> 00:25:07.549
of it. We're watching it be born, but we're not
572
00:25:07.569 --> 00:25:11.140
going to be here in 300 years when fucking... Robots
573
00:25:11.180 --> 00:25:13.400
are flying around being like, I'm going to the meeting.
574
00:25:13.809 --> 00:25:15.809
You know what I mean? It's weird.
575
00:25:15.869 --> 00:25:18.690
I do think there could be something that I could
576
00:25:18.730 --> 00:25:26.869
see this happening. It's like a complete revert to no technology.
577
00:25:27.130 --> 00:25:29.059
We are going to live in this commune. We're going
578
00:25:29.079 --> 00:25:31.140
to make our own food. We don't want to hear
579
00:25:31.200 --> 00:25:34.480
about it. We don't want to do it. We don't
580
00:25:34.509 --> 00:25:37.950
want to be any part of it. We're going to
581
00:25:37.970 --> 00:25:40.329
be reading books. We're going to be putting on plays
582
00:25:40.410 --> 00:25:44.990
at this commune and join our commune. Or because you
583
00:25:45.009 --> 00:25:47.529
can't compete with it, you're like, forget it. We're just
584
00:25:47.549 --> 00:25:50.170
going to go back to actually making our own food
585
00:25:50.309 --> 00:25:52.789
and creating our own businesses, whatever, in these towns.
586
00:25:52.809 --> 00:25:56.140
Because it's not also a sustainable resource. So the power
587
00:25:56.180 --> 00:25:58.299
will run out. There won't be enough to go around.
588
00:25:58.339 --> 00:26:00.579
So people will be like, let's just unplug and go
589
00:26:00.660 --> 00:26:03.829
and put fire into lanterns and walk around our commune.
590
00:26:03.849 --> 00:26:05.670
Well, like, look how many young people are just, like, doing, like,
591
00:26:05.730 --> 00:26:07.910
van life and stuff. They're like, we don't care. We
592
00:26:08.559 --> 00:26:11.079
are not going to try to, like, do the corporate
593
00:26:11.099 --> 00:26:14.059
ladder or whatever. We're just going to, like, have fun
594
00:26:14.099 --> 00:26:14.980
and enjoy life.
595
00:26:15.660 --> 00:26:17.420
It's definitely going to go back because now at this
596
00:26:17.480 --> 00:26:20.529
point when I watch streaming where I'm forced to sit
597
00:26:20.549 --> 00:26:22.970
through commercials, I go, it was neat when we could
598
00:26:23.009 --> 00:26:26.029
fast forward commercials and now we're back to just watching
599
00:26:26.109 --> 00:26:29.009
TV where we can't even fast forward a commercial. Like
600
00:26:29.029 --> 00:26:32.289
we've gone literally back in time.
601
00:26:32.369 --> 00:26:32.970
Like when I'm.
602
00:26:33.089 --> 00:26:35.269
Forced to watch a commercial for something that I pay for.
603
00:26:35.789 --> 00:26:37.690
It's not like I'm getting the streaming for free and
604
00:26:37.710 --> 00:26:39.359
then I have to watch the ads. It's like I
605
00:26:39.390 --> 00:26:42.680
paid for this and yet here I am stuck watching
606
00:26:42.700 --> 00:26:44.180
the commercial or getting up to go to the bathroom.
607
00:26:44.200 --> 00:26:45.640
I'm like, this is neat. It's like it's 1988 again.
608
00:26:45.680 --> 00:26:49.859
It's definitely going to go back, like you said.
609
00:26:50.259 --> 00:26:57.599
Yeah. This is a cute couple. 61-year-old red-hot Chili Peppers
610
00:26:57.640 --> 00:27:03.950
frontman Anthony gets cozy courtside with 19-year-old girlfriend Helena in
611
00:27:03.990 --> 00:27:06.670
an NBA game. And not only is she 19, but
612
00:27:06.710 --> 00:27:09.970
she looks about 13. I thought that was his daughter.
613
00:27:10.150 --> 00:27:12.289
And he, at 61, looks very young as well.
614
00:27:12.329 --> 00:27:12.890
He does look good.
615
00:27:12.990 --> 00:27:15.809
He looks like he could be, you know, 46.
616
00:27:15.809 --> 00:27:17.029
He does look good.
617
00:27:17.049 --> 00:27:18.250
So he's, like, fit.
618
00:27:18.369 --> 00:27:19.650
He, you know.
619
00:27:19.670 --> 00:27:21.819
I can tell you what he doesn't look like, and
620
00:27:21.859 --> 00:27:22.920
that's Anthony Kiedis.
621
00:27:23.720 --> 00:27:24.079
What?
622
00:27:24.549 --> 00:27:26.750
I'm shocked that that's even him. Yeah.
623
00:27:26.829 --> 00:27:28.869
He probably got some work done. He looks way different.
624
00:27:28.910 --> 00:27:31.140
And he's probably like doing a lot of like, you know,
625
00:27:31.200 --> 00:27:35.099
supplements and things. And, but they're holding hands. And I mean,
626
00:27:35.099 --> 00:27:40.759
61 and 19. I was just thinking like, what? Like, look,
627
00:27:40.859 --> 00:27:42.960
this is what happened. I always think about the parents
628
00:27:43.029 --> 00:27:45.109
and I've asked all the girls that when they were
629
00:27:45.150 --> 00:27:50.329
with Kev. Like, what are your parents saying? Is it
630
00:27:50.349 --> 00:27:53.170
just that it's so old that you're like, this can't
631
00:27:53.190 --> 00:27:56.089
last forever. I don't know. Like, what do you do? Like,
632
00:27:56.109 --> 00:28:00.420
her mom's probably, like, 42. And it's like, what if
633
00:28:00.440 --> 00:28:02.359
the mom is, like, really young? Like, not even 50.
634
00:28:02.359 --> 00:28:04.180
I mean, it just.
635
00:28:04.200 --> 00:28:04.269
And.
636
00:28:05.190 --> 00:28:10.109
Or I always wonder if the mom is, like, girl,
637
00:28:10.210 --> 00:28:14.369
guess who? Helena is dating. Who's getting tickets to the
638
00:28:14.410 --> 00:28:16.789
Red Hot Chili Peppers? And then all of her like
639
00:28:16.789 --> 00:28:20.950
45 year old friends are like, hey girl. And they're like, hey,
640
00:28:20.970 --> 00:28:21.430
who cares?
641
00:28:21.450 --> 00:28:22.910
Like this is my senior song.
642
00:28:23.279 --> 00:28:24.079
I love it.
643
00:28:24.099 --> 00:28:24.519
Yeah.
644
00:28:24.660 --> 00:28:26.480
And she's like, yeah, well, how did you guys get
645
00:28:26.519 --> 00:28:29.079
into the Red Hot Chili Peppers? They were my favorite
646
00:28:29.099 --> 00:28:31.740
band in high school. Oh, my daughter's dating the lead singer.
647
00:28:32.279 --> 00:28:35.079
So I mean, I always think about the parents that
648
00:28:35.220 --> 00:28:39.400
benefit from their daughters having a massive age gap relationship
649
00:28:39.420 --> 00:28:42.160
with someone who's wealthy. We don't think about that enough.
650
00:28:42.619 --> 00:28:42.779
No.
651
00:28:42.819 --> 00:28:51.220
Well, what if Brandon was with like, you know, what's
652
00:28:51.259 --> 00:28:51.710
that other one?
653
00:28:51.740 --> 00:28:54.329
Nancy Wilson from Heart. No.
654
00:28:54.480 --> 00:28:58.130
Or what's not Judi Dench with Maggie? What's the sexy
655
00:28:58.210 --> 00:29:00.339
one that's like? British, who has a good body.
656
00:29:00.420 --> 00:29:03.640
Oh, Helen Mirren? Helen Mirren.
657
00:29:04.089 --> 00:29:07.410
Oh, okay, Cher. Cher has a young boyfriend right now.
658
00:29:07.430 --> 00:29:08.549
Cher's 70.
659
00:29:08.549 --> 00:29:10.910
Has Cher sold her Malibu home? Because every time we
660
00:29:10.930 --> 00:29:12.369
pass it, I go, that's Cher's house.
661
00:29:12.410 --> 00:29:13.309
And that's why you're fine with it.
662
00:29:13.309 --> 00:29:15.549
I always thought I would have met her by now
663
00:29:15.609 --> 00:29:17.430
and hung out at least one day at her house.
664
00:29:17.470 --> 00:29:19.009
I know she listed it. I don't know if she
665
00:29:19.109 --> 00:29:22.950
sold it. But if A.E., who, by the way, last
666
00:29:22.990 --> 00:29:26.190
episode I talked about, I kept calling him A.I., it's A.E.
667
00:29:26.490 --> 00:29:32.710
for something Edwards. And he used to date Amber Rose
668
00:29:32.750 --> 00:29:36.329
but now he's dating Cher Cher if they break up
669
00:29:36.930 --> 00:29:40.180
and Brandon or Drake started to date Cher okay And
670
00:29:40.220 --> 00:29:43.500
I was like, I don't care. Like, I want to
671
00:29:43.539 --> 00:29:46.069
hang out with Cher. And then she's all trying to
672
00:29:46.109 --> 00:29:48.509
be nice to me because I'm... Heather. Because, yeah.
673
00:29:48.940 --> 00:29:49.769
Heather.
674
00:29:49.789 --> 00:29:52.650
If you believe in love, you know I love Brandon
675
00:29:52.789 --> 00:29:55.390
or Drake. And then I'm just like, I've been wanting
676
00:29:55.410 --> 00:29:58.009
to hang out at your beautiful Malibu house for years.
677
00:29:58.089 --> 00:30:02.329
And if it's through my son... dating a Gray Panther,
678
00:30:02.349 --> 00:30:03.690
which is what you call.
679
00:30:03.710 --> 00:30:04.950
Oh, a Gray Panther.
680
00:30:05.069 --> 00:30:07.849
It goes Puma, Cougar, Gray Panther.
681
00:30:07.869 --> 00:30:08.529
Gray Panther.
682
00:30:09.470 --> 00:30:12.990
Cher is different because Cher is so cool. I mean,
683
00:30:13.009 --> 00:30:16.950
what about even the difference between Cher and Madonna? Because
684
00:30:17.029 --> 00:30:17.910
Madonna is.
685
00:30:17.970 --> 00:30:21.450
Would I want my son to date Madonna or Cher?
686
00:30:21.869 --> 00:30:25.089
And are boys and girls different? Or is it the
687
00:30:25.130 --> 00:30:28.059
same for a parent? Is it different for a 19-year-old
688
00:30:28.079 --> 00:30:30.039
girl to be with a 61-year-old guy than it is
689
00:30:30.079 --> 00:30:32.750
for a. 18 or 19 or 21 year old boy
690
00:30:32.769 --> 00:30:35.470
to be with a 60 or 70 year old woman.
691
00:30:36.430 --> 00:30:39.660
How are feelings about that? I say Cher wins no
692
00:30:39.680 --> 00:30:42.259
matter what because Cher's cool. I want to do a different,
693
00:30:42.579 --> 00:30:45.859
what if it was Susan Sarandon or Madonna?
694
00:30:46.440 --> 00:30:48.019
Now we're getting into people we like and dislike.
695
00:30:48.180 --> 00:30:52.920
Yes, yes. Then I'm going to go with Madonna also
696
00:30:53.059 --> 00:30:54.980
because I think she's like fun and she's had a
697
00:30:55.240 --> 00:30:58.559
more fun life and I have more questions for Madonna.
698
00:30:59.250 --> 00:31:01.470
when we're hanging out and she's trying to kiss my
699
00:31:01.670 --> 00:31:04.720
ass because she likes my son's ass. So when I like,
700
00:31:04.740 --> 00:31:09.640
you know, I'm using it for that. The other thing is, yeah, like, yeah,
701
00:31:09.660 --> 00:31:13.180
it's a, it's a very interesting thing. Well, I do say, I, I, I,
702
00:31:13.180 --> 00:31:14.759
you know, here's the other thing. And I've talked a
703
00:31:14.779 --> 00:31:18.329
little bit about this. It's like, so let's say you
704
00:31:18.349 --> 00:31:21.190
have a son and he's 38, 40. He's never dying
705
00:31:21.250 --> 00:31:25.829
to be a dad. He's a good guy. But he
706
00:31:25.869 --> 00:31:29.210
never really was super ambitious. He doesn't have a big company.
707
00:31:29.250 --> 00:31:32.329
He's always been self-sufficient. He likes to surf. He's a
708
00:31:32.369 --> 00:31:35.329
delight bartender and he knows how to like, you know,
709
00:31:35.349 --> 00:31:40.450
fix some shit around the house. He is like, meets
710
00:31:40.509 --> 00:31:44.390
a girl. She's 54. She's fit. She's gorgeous. She has
711
00:31:44.430 --> 00:31:46.210
a home. She has some bucks. She has a home.
712
00:31:46.519 --> 00:31:49.579
And they, and obviously she's not going to give him
713
00:31:49.640 --> 00:31:53.549
a kid. He doesn't want a kid. But he provides
714
00:31:53.769 --> 00:31:57.170
a companionship, a fun thing. And like, would that bother
715
00:31:57.210 --> 00:32:00.200
me knowing that he's with a girl that's like close
716
00:32:00.259 --> 00:32:03.299
to 20 years older? So now I'm like in my
717
00:32:03.339 --> 00:32:06.420
late 60s and he's dating a 54-year-old woman.
718
00:32:06.740 --> 00:32:08.160
But he's like around 40.
719
00:32:08.160 --> 00:32:10.480
He's around 40, but he's, you know. No, I don't
720
00:32:10.500 --> 00:32:12.500
think I would care. I think I'd be pretty happy
721
00:32:12.539 --> 00:32:14.839
with that, actually. I think I'd be happier with that
722
00:32:15.329 --> 00:32:19.140
than him not having a shit together and like knocking
723
00:32:19.220 --> 00:32:22.329
up some girl and not being able to provide or
724
00:32:22.369 --> 00:32:24.210
not be ready for that. Like I think that I
725
00:32:24.349 --> 00:32:28.650
actually think a guy who's like pushing 40 that needs
726
00:32:28.690 --> 00:32:29.130
a home.
727
00:32:29.509 --> 00:32:29.769
Yeah.
728
00:32:29.890 --> 00:32:30.930
And finds a woman who has a home.
729
00:32:30.970 --> 00:32:32.109
It's a light gold digging.
730
00:32:32.250 --> 00:32:33.430
It's just a light gold digging.
731
00:32:33.509 --> 00:32:36.829
It's a reverse gold digging, but it's a win-win situation.
732
00:32:36.849 --> 00:32:39.730
Yeah, because no one is in their early 20s. And
733
00:32:39.750 --> 00:32:41.470
no one's bringing kids into it. Yeah.
734
00:32:42.259 --> 00:32:44.720
So like I'm all for it. And I think guys
735
00:32:44.759 --> 00:32:48.140
are starting to realize that there's a whole plethora of
736
00:32:49.099 --> 00:32:54.839
Of horny. Of horny, in shape, early 50s women that
737
00:32:54.900 --> 00:32:56.660
can't have kids and don't want them.
738
00:32:57.019 --> 00:32:58.589
And they're all on Bravo.
739
00:32:59.509 --> 00:33:00.730
They're all on Bravo.
740
00:33:00.750 --> 00:33:02.069
And they're all on Ozempic.
741
00:33:02.089 --> 00:33:04.529
They all have good work and they all have Ozempic.
742
00:33:04.549 --> 00:33:04.789
Yeah.
743
00:33:05.170 --> 00:33:06.349
So they don't cost a lot.
744
00:33:07.319 --> 00:33:09.839
They take care of themselves. They don't need your money.
745
00:33:10.380 --> 00:33:13.819
They're looking for companionship, sex, fun, emotional support.
746
00:33:13.839 --> 00:33:15.779
One filet of salmon will cover both of you.
747
00:33:15.859 --> 00:33:16.259
Great.
748
00:33:16.319 --> 00:33:17.619
Because she's not eating a lot.
749
00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:21.700
She's not eating a lot, but your job, sir, you
750
00:33:21.740 --> 00:33:26.900
be there. You be a support. You don't cheat. And
751
00:33:26.960 --> 00:33:30.599
you satisfy the lady.
752
00:33:31.180 --> 00:33:34.259
But then as the lady, you're dealing with someone that
753
00:33:34.279 --> 00:33:38.440
you don't want to turn into a squatter. So inviting
754
00:33:38.509 --> 00:33:42.250
him into your vagina and your home, you need to
755
00:33:42.529 --> 00:33:47.349
make sure that you still, you don't then masculine to
756
00:33:47.369 --> 00:33:50.490
the point where you're like, oh, my man knows how
757
00:33:50.529 --> 00:33:53.970
to pay the bills. My man is buying a business
758
00:33:53.990 --> 00:33:57.329
for us. No, no, no, no girlfriend. You control all
759
00:33:57.369 --> 00:34:00.230
your money. And if it means you give him an allowance,
760
00:34:00.660 --> 00:34:04.509
give them an allowance. You are not out to masculine
761
00:34:05.009 --> 00:34:09.469
someone that biggest job was, you know, detailing a car. No, no.
762
00:34:10.449 --> 00:34:10.610
Yeah.
763
00:34:10.630 --> 00:34:11.429
There's my advice.
764
00:34:11.489 --> 00:34:13.110
I think that's great. Yeah.
765
00:34:13.289 --> 00:34:14.409
It can work.
766
00:34:14.989 --> 00:34:17.460
Susan Sarandon. It's going to be a no go. Yeah.
767
00:34:17.619 --> 00:34:17.900
No.
768
00:34:18.239 --> 00:34:20.440
She's just not going to fit into the family. You
769
00:34:20.460 --> 00:34:20.800
know what I mean?
770
00:34:21.280 --> 00:34:24.539
Um, Christine Quinn. Now this is a beautiful girl from
771
00:34:24.579 --> 00:34:27.710
selling sunset who had the husband. They had the, Horrible
772
00:34:27.829 --> 00:34:30.610
incident happened where he threw a bag of glass at
773
00:34:30.630 --> 00:34:32.550
her and it hit their small child who would turn
774
00:34:32.570 --> 00:34:34.289
out to be fine. But she is like, you are
775
00:34:34.690 --> 00:34:36.570
she got a restraining order. And she's like, right now,
776
00:34:36.650 --> 00:34:39.369
I don't want him. She's demanding that he have no
777
00:34:39.409 --> 00:34:43.110
contact with the kids. Well, she just said that someone
778
00:34:43.150 --> 00:34:47.250
was walking around her property and it's somebody that he
779
00:34:47.550 --> 00:34:49.989
is very close to and has taken photos with. So
780
00:34:50.050 --> 00:34:53.420
now she accused him of sending this person to spy
781
00:34:53.519 --> 00:34:56.960
on her, which is a violation of the restraining order.
782
00:34:57.969 --> 00:34:59.530
He's turned into be a real nightmare.
783
00:34:59.550 --> 00:35:01.670
I mean, what should she do?
784
00:35:01.750 --> 00:35:03.150
Yeah.
785
00:35:03.489 --> 00:35:06.039
Well, she's going to rejoin selling sunset. She was just
786
00:35:06.079 --> 00:35:08.820
photographed with the, one of the tiny twins and a
787
00:35:08.840 --> 00:35:11.940
bunch of the girls. And she, I don't know if
788
00:35:11.980 --> 00:35:14.119
they're filming right now, but it very much. I think
789
00:35:14.139 --> 00:35:18.849
that would, I know they just finished filming that season.
790
00:35:19.469 --> 00:35:21.730
That hasn't come out yet. And I don't know if
791
00:35:21.769 --> 00:35:24.510
she's on that, but I think the next season she
792
00:35:24.550 --> 00:35:27.250
will be back on, which she should. And then we
793
00:35:27.269 --> 00:35:28.530
get to see her be single.
794
00:35:28.590 --> 00:35:30.070
I think it's a great idea for her to be back.
795
00:35:30.250 --> 00:35:30.510
Yeah.
796
00:35:30.710 --> 00:35:33.050
I was like, when she left, I was like, nah,
797
00:35:33.210 --> 00:35:35.389
I kind of felt like the spark left too for me.
798
00:35:35.710 --> 00:35:35.989
Yeah.
799
00:35:36.510 --> 00:35:36.969
I missed her.
800
00:35:37.010 --> 00:35:41.030
But at the point of this, I'm moving in. She
801
00:35:41.050 --> 00:35:42.730
can't go to New York because she's on Selling Sunset.
802
00:35:42.769 --> 00:35:44.750
But if I wasn't on Selling Sunset, one, I'd move
803
00:35:44.789 --> 00:35:46.250
to New York and I'd move to a building with
804
00:35:46.289 --> 00:35:48.780
a doorman. Right. Because nobody cares if you live in
805
00:35:48.820 --> 00:35:50.820
a building in New York. That's the thing to do. Here,
806
00:35:50.940 --> 00:35:52.579
I mean, you'd have to move into a building. I
807
00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:56.019
would not be in a house surrounded by trees. No.
808
00:35:56.460 --> 00:35:59.079
with lurkers in the trees spying on me. I mean,
809
00:36:00.039 --> 00:36:02.599
everybody can get everybody's address. It's just too dangerous.
810
00:36:02.619 --> 00:36:04.239
What are we doing with the stalkers? What are we doing?
811
00:36:04.409 --> 00:36:07.690
Baby reindeer, this guy. What are we going to do? Like,
812
00:36:07.889 --> 00:36:10.590
you know what? Why don't the Zoom guy, why don't
813
00:36:10.610 --> 00:36:12.489
you figure that out? Not worry about who's at the meeting.
814
00:36:12.710 --> 00:36:14.360
Why don't we worry about this problem?
815
00:36:14.380 --> 00:36:15.739
If you want to be a stalker, but you don't
816
00:36:15.760 --> 00:36:17.179
have time to be a stalker, you can get an
817
00:36:17.340 --> 00:36:19.260
AI person to stalk, too.
818
00:36:20.130 --> 00:36:21.469
That's what he's going to invent.
819
00:36:21.489 --> 00:36:24.250
People are even too lazy to stalk. They have to
820
00:36:24.289 --> 00:36:25.309
do their AI stalk.
821
00:36:25.590 --> 00:36:25.789
No.
822
00:36:26.250 --> 00:36:26.530
Okay.
823
00:36:27.199 --> 00:36:32.840
What– what is their name? Kim Zilzak and Croy Berman.
824
00:36:33.440 --> 00:36:36.280
I don't really know what's going on with them. Now
825
00:36:36.320 --> 00:36:39.159
they have a– they're in the same house together because
826
00:36:39.179 --> 00:36:41.469
they can't afford to leave and nobody wants to leave.
827
00:36:42.219 --> 00:36:45.769
So they fight about– she's always calling the cops saying that, like,
828
00:36:46.579 --> 00:36:48.480
He won't let her in the closet and she has
829
00:36:48.519 --> 00:36:50.059
a handbag that she wants to look at.
830
00:36:50.139 --> 00:36:52.480
She has full hair and makeup and is like in
831
00:36:52.500 --> 00:36:54.639
the body cam. She like leans down and is like,
832
00:36:54.760 --> 00:36:58.929
did you get me? He has my phone. And it's
833
00:36:58.969 --> 00:37:02.429
like the thirst is real. As Nene said, it wasn't
834
00:37:02.469 --> 00:37:05.949
even about Kim, but on Atlanta, the thirst is very real.
835
00:37:06.090 --> 00:37:11.099
Like is anybody who's still invested in this at this point? No.
836
00:37:11.239 --> 00:37:11.679
I'm not.
837
00:37:11.960 --> 00:37:14.000
I put it in my thing, and I kind of
838
00:37:14.039 --> 00:37:14.699
got bored.
839
00:37:14.719 --> 00:37:16.010
Yeah, what do they want?
840
00:37:16.030 --> 00:37:17.829
They're not going to be back on Bravo, right? Do
841
00:37:17.849 --> 00:37:20.070
they want a spinoff? Do they want a YouTube show?
842
00:37:20.110 --> 00:37:23.409
They were seen filming something. I don't know. I'm over it, too.
843
00:37:23.429 --> 00:37:26.329
The daughter's getting married.
844
00:37:26.730 --> 00:37:30.719
The older one is getting married. Oh, God. Brielle. Yeah.
845
00:37:31.179 --> 00:37:32.179
Okay.
846
00:37:32.199 --> 00:37:34.960
And, yeah, you're right. I don't really care anymore.
847
00:37:35.019 --> 00:37:36.139
Well, I mean, it wasn't a criticism on you.
848
00:37:36.179 --> 00:37:37.760
You know what? It's kind of like the same way
849
00:37:37.780 --> 00:37:41.980
I feel about... The Meghan Markle. I was going to
850
00:37:42.000 --> 00:37:45.659
say the Markles. Meghan Markle and Harry. Like, I just
851
00:37:45.699 --> 00:37:48.380
don't care. I don't care. I don't care what they do.
852
00:37:48.639 --> 00:37:49.960
The momentum is gone.
853
00:37:50.039 --> 00:37:50.340
Yeah.
854
00:37:50.400 --> 00:37:52.960
Gone. Like, I don't care. They were saying, oh, if
855
00:37:53.000 --> 00:37:55.800
she was to lose her title, she would become, or
856
00:37:56.110 --> 00:37:58.969
some title, she'd be Princess Henry. I'm like, what? Princess Henry?
857
00:37:59.230 --> 00:38:01.389
And it's because, do you know that Harry's real name
858
00:38:01.429 --> 00:38:01.909
is Henry? No.
859
00:38:03.170 --> 00:38:03.449
No.
860
00:38:04.170 --> 00:38:05.269
He was born Henry.
861
00:38:05.289 --> 00:38:10.780
By his real dad? You know why? It's because there's
862
00:38:10.820 --> 00:38:13.360
no endgame. There's no endgame for the Markles.
863
00:38:13.380 --> 00:38:14.079
They never had one.
864
00:38:14.219 --> 00:38:17.219
If the Markles endgame was getting back to England, I
865
00:38:17.239 --> 00:38:19.900
would be back paying attention to every detail. If I
866
00:38:19.940 --> 00:38:24.909
knew Kim and Kroy's endgame, whether it be Bravo, E!, YouTube,
867
00:38:25.230 --> 00:38:27.579
I would. Be like, OK, I mean, I'm still I
868
00:38:27.599 --> 00:38:29.940
still pay attention to the stories, but I just am
869
00:38:30.000 --> 00:38:33.400
like I'm not invested because I don't understand what they're
870
00:38:33.420 --> 00:38:35.400
getting at or why they're doing it. We know it
871
00:38:35.440 --> 00:38:37.000
isn't true. We know it's inauthentic.
872
00:38:37.039 --> 00:38:37.280
Right.
873
00:38:37.440 --> 00:38:40.739
I mean, a bigger question as we talk about, you know,
874
00:38:41.079 --> 00:38:45.739
where reality TV is today. It is so different because
875
00:38:46.179 --> 00:38:48.480
it used to be, you know, we wanted to see
876
00:38:48.860 --> 00:38:52.039
an insight into people's lives, whether it was these women
877
00:38:52.739 --> 00:38:54.630
in Orange County and oh, my God, we get to
878
00:38:54.659 --> 00:38:59.769
see their homes and stuff. Now everybody shares every moment
879
00:38:59.809 --> 00:39:04.730
of their life on Instagram. And then these things are
880
00:39:04.809 --> 00:39:07.469
six months out. We've all seen it play out on
881
00:39:07.530 --> 00:39:12.829
social media. And then everybody is pissing off the Bravo people.
882
00:39:13.469 --> 00:39:15.760
I almost feel like the only way to do reality
883
00:39:15.780 --> 00:39:20.360
TV again is if you said part of it is
884
00:39:20.909 --> 00:39:24.909
you cannot have Instagram. You cannot have social media. And
885
00:39:24.969 --> 00:39:27.789
you cannot have a podcast and you cannot talk about it.
886
00:39:27.940 --> 00:39:30.650
And if you want to do it, we're gonna, film it.
887
00:39:30.849 --> 00:39:33.210
And the turnaround has to be quicker. They've got to
888
00:39:33.289 --> 00:39:36.610
hire more editors with people within like three months of
889
00:39:36.679 --> 00:39:37.500
like finishing.
890
00:39:37.579 --> 00:39:41.800
It's out with people's couch. We turn those episodes around
891
00:39:41.840 --> 00:39:45.480
in a week. So I think you're a thousand percent right.
892
00:39:45.500 --> 00:39:46.940
I think it should be both. I think it should be.
893
00:39:47.800 --> 00:39:51.559
Bravo should not allow anyone to even do podcasts or
894
00:39:51.619 --> 00:39:53.940
have one unless it's through Bravo. So Bravo can keep
895
00:39:54.000 --> 00:39:57.039
the intellectual property and keep the money, which they want
896
00:39:57.079 --> 00:39:59.960
to do. And then they should turn them around in
897
00:39:59.980 --> 00:40:01.980
a week, almost like it's live, you know?
898
00:40:02.000 --> 00:40:06.340
I mean, I'm not saying to take business away from people,
899
00:40:06.360 --> 00:40:10.679
but I think there has to be something like to
900
00:40:10.780 --> 00:40:14.639
keep it that it's like exciting and we're watching something.
901
00:40:14.659 --> 00:40:15.750
We just find everything out.
902
00:40:15.869 --> 00:40:18.360
Yeah. And it's like, Yeah, I don't know. That's probably
903
00:40:18.389 --> 00:40:22.969
why they're scrambling. Countess Luanne did a great article for
904
00:40:22.989 --> 00:40:25.559
The Bustle. I love men and I love sex.
905
00:40:25.710 --> 00:40:29.750
What if I wanted to date Brandon or Drake? Because
906
00:40:29.789 --> 00:40:32.550
I love men and I love sex. I mean, what
907
00:40:32.570 --> 00:40:32.889
about her?
908
00:40:32.909 --> 00:40:34.210
No. Okay.
909
00:40:35.550 --> 00:40:35.809
Yeah.
910
00:40:36.050 --> 00:40:40.730
No, I disagree with this. No, but she would say,
911
00:40:40.769 --> 00:40:43.820
you know, like, she did say one thing, like, go
912
00:40:43.880 --> 00:40:45.500
find a guy at Bed Bath & Beyond. I'm like,
913
00:40:45.539 --> 00:40:47.260
first of all, didn't they all close?
914
00:40:47.530 --> 00:40:48.199
Yeah, those are gone.
915
00:40:48.349 --> 00:40:49.550
I think she meant Home Depot.
916
00:40:49.610 --> 00:40:50.030
Those are gone.
917
00:40:50.050 --> 00:40:52.030
Yeah, and if they're at Bed Bath & Beyond, aren't
918
00:40:52.050 --> 00:40:53.250
they married or?
919
00:40:53.269 --> 00:40:55.510
Yeah, or at Home Depot. But even if you're going
920
00:40:55.530 --> 00:40:58.889
to those places, may I inquire as to how a
921
00:40:58.929 --> 00:41:01.610
woman would, I can imagine myself.
922
00:41:02.010 --> 00:41:02.250
Okay.
923
00:41:02.510 --> 00:41:03.170
At Home Depot.
924
00:41:03.550 --> 00:41:03.909
Yeah.
925
00:41:03.929 --> 00:41:05.260
Okay.
926
00:41:06.340 --> 00:41:09.400
Diking through the aisles, or let's just say I'm a
927
00:41:09.440 --> 00:41:11.360
regular lady, but I'm thinking of my own self. I
928
00:41:11.380 --> 00:41:13.849
walk through the aisles, I need lightbulbs. I need screws
929
00:41:13.869 --> 00:41:14.590
and I need whatever.
930
00:41:14.610 --> 00:41:16.130
Well, then the first thing you're doing is finding the
931
00:41:16.150 --> 00:41:18.849
person in the orange vest and you're like, where's this
932
00:41:19.269 --> 00:41:21.659
one screw that I need? And they're like, it's over
933
00:41:21.739 --> 00:41:22.889
on 27B.
934
00:41:23.280 --> 00:41:25.280
What I like is another kind of screw.
935
00:41:25.300 --> 00:41:27.440
Do you have time to screw, darling?
936
00:41:27.619 --> 00:41:28.500
Is that what we're doing?
937
00:41:28.920 --> 00:41:30.840
The guy in the red shirt? You can't buy me nails,
938
00:41:30.860 --> 00:41:34.579
but you can nail me. Just like constant sexual fuzz.
939
00:41:34.599 --> 00:41:35.800
Just the whole time?
940
00:41:35.820 --> 00:41:37.760
Do you know where the paper towels are?
941
00:41:37.780 --> 00:41:43.190
I like to be hammered hard. I'm looking for a...
942
00:41:44.420 --> 00:41:44.989
What do you call it?
943
00:41:45.000 --> 00:41:45.420
A bed?
944
00:41:45.460 --> 00:41:45.699
Wait.
945
00:41:46.219 --> 00:41:47.679
A headboard? Wait. Headboard?
946
00:41:47.840 --> 00:41:49.139
Yeah, I need a new headboard.
947
00:41:49.159 --> 00:41:55.260
I don't think I need to say why. Mine's broken.
948
00:41:55.280 --> 00:42:01.070
I mean, what are we doing at Home Depot? I
949
00:42:01.090 --> 00:42:04.010
get being at a bar. I get being at a steakhouse.
950
00:42:04.110 --> 00:42:08.530
I get being at places where men... But at a store,
951
00:42:09.050 --> 00:42:13.179
I don't understand how you're approaching that situation. What are
952
00:42:13.199 --> 00:42:15.780
you doing? Are you going up to some guy?
953
00:42:15.800 --> 00:42:20.119
I mean, she is a social animal. Heather is too.
954
00:42:20.159 --> 00:42:21.880
They're big flirts. I'm a big flirt. I think I
955
00:42:21.920 --> 00:42:22.199
could make it.
956
00:42:22.199 --> 00:42:23.639
No, I'm not a big flirt. I never.
957
00:42:23.659 --> 00:42:24.139
Well, I am.
958
00:42:24.460 --> 00:42:25.219
I could make it happen.
959
00:42:25.320 --> 00:42:28.710
I actually get really weird and nervous if a guy
960
00:42:28.750 --> 00:42:32.590
like hits on me. And I got hit on once.
961
00:42:36.739 --> 00:42:38.719
After the Marky Mark thing, we came back to the
962
00:42:38.780 --> 00:42:43.050
hotel and Peter was like giving them info to the
963
00:42:43.300 --> 00:42:46.070
valet or whatever. And there was a wedding outside and
964
00:42:46.090 --> 00:42:48.809
I heard them say, and now the maid of honor
965
00:42:48.829 --> 00:42:51.449
is going to speak. So I went right out to
966
00:42:51.469 --> 00:42:54.909
the restaurant to like eavesdrop on this wedding. And these
967
00:42:54.949 --> 00:42:57.210
two guys came in this one go goes, wow, you're
968
00:42:57.230 --> 00:43:01.150
super pretty. And I go, oh, thank you. But my
969
00:43:01.210 --> 00:43:03.050
heart like starts beating. I don't know why it makes
970
00:43:03.090 --> 00:43:05.800
me like very nervous. And so then he went back
971
00:43:05.840 --> 00:43:08.119
to the lobby. He was in the lobby. And then
972
00:43:08.179 --> 00:43:11.000
I found Peter. And he saw me walking. He didn't
973
00:43:11.019 --> 00:43:11.960
realize I was with Peter.
974
00:43:12.260 --> 00:43:12.739
And he saw me.
975
00:43:12.679 --> 00:43:14.559
Walking like, oh, my God, is this girl going to, like,
976
00:43:14.659 --> 00:43:19.070
come back and, like, talk to me? And he was probably, like, 40-ish,
977
00:43:19.190 --> 00:43:22.289
just like I said. Probably needed a home. Probably needed
978
00:43:22.309 --> 00:43:24.650
a home and was, like, rich lady in a short
979
00:43:24.670 --> 00:43:28.050
pantsuit and shorts and a blazer. And then I went
980
00:43:28.070 --> 00:43:31.369
to Peter. But it, like, threw me.
981
00:43:31.889 --> 00:43:34.469
If they don't hit on you. I think it's much
982
00:43:34.550 --> 00:43:37.269
easier to flirt if they don't give me attention. I
983
00:43:37.750 --> 00:43:41.309
can be conversational and flirt, but then the second somebody's
984
00:43:41.530 --> 00:43:44.050
into me, it's like, well, now we're in a whole
985
00:43:44.070 --> 00:43:45.309
different situation here.
986
00:43:45.349 --> 00:43:47.309
It's weird. It sort of scares me or something.
987
00:43:47.329 --> 00:43:49.610
But we saw guys blatantly trying to get with you
988
00:43:49.670 --> 00:43:53.070
at the hotel or the club we went. You get
989
00:43:53.130 --> 00:43:55.750
a lot of male attention.
990
00:43:55.769 --> 00:43:58.570
The male gaze is on you.
991
00:43:58.590 --> 00:43:59.590
I don't see it, but thank you.
992
00:43:59.610 --> 00:44:04.110
I mean, you don't notice it. Thank you. I as
993
00:44:04.150 --> 00:44:06.550
an outsider looking in with regular women.
994
00:44:06.980 --> 00:44:07.239
Yeah.
995
00:44:07.719 --> 00:44:12.699
I always see what's going on. And I just don't
996
00:44:12.780 --> 00:44:14.739
I guess if from normal late women, it would be
997
00:44:14.820 --> 00:44:17.000
easy because they're just there for you. I mean, I
998
00:44:17.019 --> 00:44:18.920
guess that's the thing. They're just there for you, waiting
999
00:44:18.960 --> 00:44:19.219
for you.
1000
00:44:19.639 --> 00:44:19.880
Yeah.
1001
00:44:19.980 --> 00:44:21.119
You know what I mean? So I guess if they're
1002
00:44:21.139 --> 00:44:22.409
at Home Depot, that's a good time.
1003
00:44:22.429 --> 00:44:24.829
That's right. Beyond, I would be scared that someone's got
1004
00:44:24.849 --> 00:44:26.809
their wedding ring in their pocket. Right.
1005
00:44:26.829 --> 00:44:27.789
Thank you anyway, Luann.
1006
00:44:28.090 --> 00:44:30.780
I mean, you know, what about Home Depot? Well, she
1007
00:44:30.800 --> 00:44:33.590
didn't say Home Depot, but I mean, Home Depot, I mean,
1008
00:44:33.630 --> 00:44:35.190
you just don't know. But there's definitely a lot of
1009
00:44:35.230 --> 00:44:35.650
men there.
1010
00:44:35.849 --> 00:44:38.010
A lot of men going to do stuff that's on
1011
00:44:38.030 --> 00:44:39.309
their list from their wives.
1012
00:44:39.409 --> 00:44:39.730
Yeah.
1013
00:44:39.829 --> 00:44:42.769
Right. And we still don't know what's going on with
1014
00:44:42.789 --> 00:44:46.539
Trista Stutter. People just think that she did Special Forces.
1015
00:44:48.159 --> 00:44:48.280
Oh.
1016
00:44:48.300 --> 00:44:50.000
Okay, well.
1017
00:44:50.039 --> 00:44:51.159
She's missing. Who cares?
1018
00:44:51.179 --> 00:44:51.920
She's missing.
1019
00:44:51.960 --> 00:44:52.300
Doesn't matter.
1020
00:44:52.340 --> 00:44:52.900
Doesn't matter.
1021
00:44:53.389 --> 00:44:55.989
This was kind of funny. This hiker found a secret
1022
00:44:56.030 --> 00:44:59.590
water pipe supplying China's tallest waterfall, forcing officials to apologize
1023
00:44:59.630 --> 00:45:01.329
for misleading tourists.
1024
00:45:01.369 --> 00:45:02.630
Classic China.
1025
00:45:02.650 --> 00:45:04.559
Everyone's climbing up to see this waterfall.
1026
00:45:04.579 --> 00:45:08.639
They probably ordered that waterfall on Amazon. They said, we
1027
00:45:08.659 --> 00:45:10.340
thought this was going to be a real waterfall, but
1028
00:45:10.360 --> 00:45:11.619
we got it on Amazon, and now it's.
1029
00:45:11.639 --> 00:45:12.000
Just a fake.
1030
00:45:12.019 --> 00:45:15.070
They said, hey, sometimes I need a little beautification, and
1031
00:45:15.110 --> 00:45:17.190
sometimes I need a little help. They did it from
1032
00:45:17.230 --> 00:45:20.000
the point of view of the waterfall. And so they
1033
00:45:20.019 --> 00:45:22.840
were like, sorry, you know, it just, it was a
1034
00:45:22.880 --> 00:45:25.019
little dry this season. So we just added to it.
1035
00:45:25.079 --> 00:45:27.590
Right. I will say, you know, when we've talked about
1036
00:45:27.610 --> 00:45:29.849
the things we love on Instagram, one of some of
1037
00:45:29.909 --> 00:45:33.469
our favorite things, such as dogs meeting their military people
1038
00:45:33.550 --> 00:45:34.329
after two years.
1039
00:45:34.429 --> 00:45:34.650
Yes.
1040
00:45:34.730 --> 00:45:36.369
Babies hearing, babies seeing.
1041
00:45:36.409 --> 00:45:39.369
Which, by the way, Marky Mark, if this is not
1042
00:45:39.409 --> 00:45:43.010
already in the works, needs to do a movie about
1043
00:45:43.650 --> 00:45:47.969
military dogs. You're welcome. You can do it at your studio.
1044
00:45:48.699 --> 00:45:52.420
in Nevada after you come to my show in September
1045
00:45:52.460 --> 00:45:54.179
at the Venetian. Okay, continue. So what else?
1046
00:45:54.239 --> 00:45:54.420
Go.
1047
00:45:54.500 --> 00:45:59.199
So we share a love for those videos. Another one,
1048
00:45:59.239 --> 00:46:01.239
I don't know if you share the loves that I
1049
00:46:01.300 --> 00:46:05.679
do for another set of videos are places in China
1050
00:46:05.820 --> 00:46:10.829
where people go for tourism that are so insanely high
1051
00:46:12.210 --> 00:46:17.539
and have no floor. So people– there's all these places
1052
00:46:17.739 --> 00:46:23.369
and they're in China that are so incredibly insane that they've.
1053
00:46:23.250 --> 00:46:24.969
Built– Like you're walking like a bridge or something?
1054
00:46:24.989 --> 00:46:27.130
But there's a– but it's– you can see through it
1055
00:46:27.190 --> 00:46:29.889
and people fall or it's shaky.
1056
00:46:30.230 --> 00:46:33.429
They walk across a huge glass bridge, which is already
1057
00:46:33.469 --> 00:46:38.039
insanely high. And then they go, let's crack it. And
1058
00:46:38.079 --> 00:46:41.539
there's a fake crack that goes through where it's shattering.
1059
00:46:41.780 --> 00:46:45.099
And then they're like, huh? And they're traumatized for life
1060
00:46:45.239 --> 00:46:47.780
because the glass bridge they're standing on starts to shatter.
1061
00:46:47.820 --> 00:46:49.059
But it's not real.
1062
00:46:49.119 --> 00:46:51.900
No. But then, or there's other ones such as a
1063
00:46:51.960 --> 00:46:55.050
huge hand that's splayed. It's like on the top of
1064
00:46:55.110 --> 00:46:56.949
a mountain and a huge arm is in and you
1065
00:46:56.989 --> 00:47:00.429
can walk to the fingertip. And then it's all weird.
1066
00:47:01.070 --> 00:47:05.090
And it's all in China. Check it out. Oh, my God.
1067
00:47:05.170 --> 00:47:05.829
Terrifying.
1068
00:47:05.889 --> 00:47:06.070
Yeah.
1069
00:47:06.989 --> 00:47:12.530
This video was from BFF Real. I think that this
1070
00:47:12.590 --> 00:47:15.510
is who did it. Or Jesse E. Jess. I don't know.
1071
00:47:15.829 --> 00:47:19.880
Someone sent it to me. And it's all about when
1072
00:47:20.239 --> 00:47:25.159
Justin Bieber was younger and how women and James Corden
1073
00:47:26.500 --> 00:47:32.000
was very inappropriate. Ellen as well. And all these clips
1074
00:47:32.039 --> 00:47:36.719
put together from Jenny McCarthy, like he won an award
1075
00:47:36.760 --> 00:47:39.340
and she like is attacking him and he just turned 18.
1076
00:47:39.340 --> 00:47:41.219
And he's like, I think I feel a little violated,
1077
00:47:41.260 --> 00:47:44.000
like being funny. I've talked about when he came on
1078
00:47:44.079 --> 00:47:47.760
our show, we, nobody touched him. We did this weird
1079
00:47:47.880 --> 00:47:53.360
sketch myself with, with Jen and Sarah. And we acted like,
1080
00:47:53.380 --> 00:47:56.280
we're like, Hey, we're wearing like these slutty outfits and
1081
00:47:56.320 --> 00:48:00.570
like kept coming around and stuff. And, I don't know
1082
00:48:00.590 --> 00:48:03.409
that Chelsea was ever like weird, but it was, he
1083
00:48:03.550 --> 00:48:06.070
was such a heartthrob. It was just a low hanging
1084
00:48:06.210 --> 00:48:10.050
fruit joke for talk shows to do. And 15 years ago,
1085
00:48:10.130 --> 00:48:13.610
nobody thought about how inappropriate and gross it was that
1086
00:48:13.679 --> 00:48:16.699
he was just a young boy and we shouldn't constantly
1087
00:48:16.739 --> 00:48:20.679
be like sexualizing him because we think that's funny. And
1088
00:48:21.260 --> 00:48:24.500
then there was, so then James Corden went and smelled
1089
00:48:24.559 --> 00:48:26.889
him and was like, you smell great. How old are you?
1090
00:48:26.989 --> 00:48:29.429
And he goes, I'm 16. I'll be 17 in two weeks.
1091
00:48:29.510 --> 00:48:31.780
And he's like, I wish I smelled that good. I
1092
00:48:31.800 --> 00:48:33.460
never smelled that good when I was 16. And then
1093
00:48:33.480 --> 00:48:36.019
he like touched his face. And then it was like
1094
00:48:36.039 --> 00:48:38.699
something with Leah Remini. And I'm not criticizing any of
1095
00:48:38.739 --> 00:48:41.219
those people. I'm saying everybody sat around a writer's room
1096
00:48:41.239 --> 00:48:43.599
and thought that that was funny and thought it was fine.
1097
00:48:43.920 --> 00:48:47.199
And I want to apologize to Justin Bieber because it
1098
00:48:47.260 --> 00:48:50.440
was wrong. It was wrong and it is wrong and
1099
00:48:50.460 --> 00:48:51.380
it's gross.
1100
00:48:51.800 --> 00:48:53.420
And that's the video that will come back and haunt
1101
00:48:53.440 --> 00:48:54.639
you if you ever join Housewives.
1102
00:48:55.380 --> 00:48:57.610
Well, that's why I'm putting it out now, Bo Dietl.
1103
00:48:58.269 --> 00:49:00.710
You don't need to look up that sketch of where
1104
00:49:00.750 --> 00:49:03.150
I was in a red skimpy outfit being like.
1105
00:49:03.210 --> 00:49:06.570
Hey, Justin. And I'm not saying on our next podcast.
1106
00:49:06.869 --> 00:49:09.659
podcast called Heather Said This Last Night where we go,
1107
00:49:09.980 --> 00:49:15.420
baby girl, we got the video. Oh, baby girl. She
1108
00:49:15.469 --> 00:49:20.679
touched Justin Bieber. Jason Bieber. Jason Bieber. She touched him,
1109
00:49:20.699 --> 00:49:21.059
baby girl.
1110
00:49:21.119 --> 00:49:25.019
Jason beat Justin Bieber. Anyway.
1111
00:49:25.139 --> 00:49:27.099
It's James Corden's the only one who needs to feel
1112
00:49:27.119 --> 00:49:27.619
bad about it.
1113
00:49:27.800 --> 00:49:33.000
Here's another thing that's happening. This is from... Daily Mail,
1114
00:49:33.099 --> 00:49:34.530
Cut Magazine. I don't know who came up, but this
1115
00:49:34.570 --> 00:49:37.050
is from Diet Prada. It was a great Instagram account.
1116
00:49:37.530 --> 00:49:41.730
How hot-rooted men become Hollywood's sexiest heartthrob. Gen Z fans
1117
00:49:41.809 --> 00:49:45.829
are going wild for actors with unusual features, including the
1118
00:49:45.869 --> 00:49:48.800
guy from The Salt Burned. who I did not think
1119
00:49:48.840 --> 00:49:51.000
was cute, and I thought he looked so old. I'm like,
1120
00:49:51.260 --> 00:49:53.929
how is this guy 20? He looks 40. And then
1121
00:49:53.969 --> 00:49:56.269
there was the two other guys, the ones in the
1122
00:49:56.329 --> 00:49:57.369
Challenger movie.
1123
00:49:57.389 --> 00:49:58.289
The ones from The Bear.
1124
00:49:58.530 --> 00:50:02.570
What is the Challenger movie about? So Zendaya plays tennis
1125
00:50:02.610 --> 00:50:06.710
and has a threesome with two rodent-like 20-somethings, and they
1126
00:50:06.769 --> 00:50:07.670
all bone together.
1127
00:50:07.690 --> 00:50:10.250
I'm not watching it. She becomes a tennis coach.
1128
00:50:10.639 --> 00:50:13.059
For two guys that she screws both and then all
1129
00:50:13.099 --> 00:50:14.000
three of them get in the bed.
1130
00:50:14.019 --> 00:50:15.400
I don't know if there's a threesome, but it's definitely
1131
00:50:15.420 --> 00:50:15.760
like a sex movie.
1132
00:50:15.780 --> 00:50:18.199
There was a threesome movie when I was very young
1133
00:50:18.440 --> 00:50:21.920
that involved Stephen Baldwin, who's now like a super Christian.
1134
00:50:21.940 --> 00:50:22.679
It's called Threesome.
1135
00:50:22.699 --> 00:50:23.440
Yeah, it's called Threesome.
1136
00:50:23.460 --> 00:50:23.610
Yeah.
1137
00:50:24.179 --> 00:50:28.309
And it's about a girl who liked both guys and
1138
00:50:28.429 --> 00:50:31.789
they're in college. And then finally at the very end,
1139
00:50:32.429 --> 00:50:36.170
they show all three of them in the bed. I
1140
00:50:36.230 --> 00:50:39.409
cannot believe this was a regular movie. So she's in
1141
00:50:39.449 --> 00:50:46.750
between them. And then Stephen Baldwin, then the one guy
1142
00:50:46.829 --> 00:50:51.610
reaches around to touch Stephen Baldwin's butt and Stephen then
1143
00:50:52.230 --> 00:50:55.789
like grabs it and is like, I like this. Stephen
1144
00:50:55.809 --> 00:50:57.510
Baldwin's going to be mad that I'm reminding everybody of
1145
00:50:57.530 --> 00:50:57.869
this movie.
1146
00:50:57.929 --> 00:50:59.949
And on the movie poster, they were all three in bed.
1147
00:51:00.150 --> 00:51:01.639
Like she was in the middle and the two guys
1148
00:51:01.659 --> 00:51:02.860
were on the side in the movie poster.
1149
00:51:03.840 --> 00:51:05.659
But you know what? I think those type of things
1150
00:51:05.719 --> 00:51:07.420
did normalize threesomes.
1151
00:51:07.480 --> 00:51:08.000
Like we saw it.
1152
00:51:08.000 --> 00:51:09.159
I was like, oh, I guess this is happening.
1153
00:51:09.179 --> 00:51:11.900
Remember that movie called Casual Sex? There was another movie
1154
00:51:11.920 --> 00:51:14.420
called Casual Sex, which was a comedy. It was like
1155
00:51:14.460 --> 00:51:15.800
a sex comedy.
1156
00:51:16.139 --> 00:51:16.670
What's his name?
1157
00:51:16.989 --> 00:51:17.750
It was really funny.
1158
00:51:17.849 --> 00:51:18.269
Really funny.
1159
00:51:18.289 --> 00:51:19.610
Like I feel like I like.
1160
00:51:19.829 --> 00:51:23.429
Victoria. Yeah, that girl. Victoria, the blonde who's now insane
1161
00:51:23.489 --> 00:51:26.389
from SNL. The girl from... What's her name?
1162
00:51:26.449 --> 00:51:27.550
The 80s girl.
1163
00:51:27.809 --> 00:51:28.679
I can't remember anybody's name.
1164
00:51:29.070 --> 00:51:29.719
Well, either way.
1165
00:51:29.780 --> 00:51:32.210
And the comedian guy who was... Italian and.
1166
00:51:32.570 --> 00:51:33.590
It normalized even that.
1167
00:51:33.610 --> 00:51:34.130
I can't remember his name.
1168
00:51:34.210 --> 00:51:36.190
You know, the 80s, that was when it was like...
1169
00:51:36.010 --> 00:51:36.650
It was a good movie.
1170
00:51:36.670 --> 00:51:38.829
But I recently said to somebody, why.
1171
00:51:38.849 --> 00:51:39.789
Leah Thompson.
1172
00:51:39.829 --> 00:51:42.219
Why are people finding these two guys hot in this
1173
00:51:42.280 --> 00:51:46.440
Challenger movie? But I guess that's... I mean, that's the thing.
1174
00:51:46.500 --> 00:51:49.539
People find them... This is a new look. This is
1175
00:51:49.579 --> 00:51:52.500
a new look that... I definitely want to say, like,
1176
00:51:52.579 --> 00:51:58.659
Gen Z everywhere, there is the traditional, like, what we would...
1177
00:51:58.820 --> 00:52:01.530
What my generation would find... attractive that you'd see in
1178
00:52:01.570 --> 00:52:05.130
like a John Hughes film. But then there's a broad
1179
00:52:05.369 --> 00:52:07.389
of like, wow, okay.
1180
00:52:08.030 --> 00:52:08.610
I don't know.
1181
00:52:08.690 --> 00:52:09.530
It's interesting.
1182
00:52:09.949 --> 00:52:12.610
It's an interesting change. For young people, I mean, the
1183
00:52:12.650 --> 00:52:16.929
fact that they call these guys rodents, that's another level.
1184
00:52:17.210 --> 00:52:19.750
I know. Who wrote that? Did a 20-something write that?
1185
00:52:19.789 --> 00:52:20.730
That's not very nice.
1186
00:52:21.269 --> 00:52:24.250
I think there's a thing with young girls where, like,
1187
00:52:24.289 --> 00:52:26.829
let's take, for example, I always bring up Dawson's Creek.
1188
00:52:27.190 --> 00:52:27.510
Yeah.
1189
00:52:27.760 --> 00:52:31.639
You know, James Van Der Beek became this heartthrob and
1190
00:52:31.699 --> 00:52:32.400
I remember being.
1191
00:52:32.260 --> 00:52:34.659
Like yeah he wasn't traditionally.
1192
00:52:34.159 --> 00:52:37.260
Hot no and or hot at all and it was
1193
00:52:37.300 --> 00:52:40.719
like huh all these young girls think he's hot because
1194
00:52:40.760 --> 00:52:43.400
they're told he's hot so and especially.
1195
00:52:43.079 --> 00:52:44.960
In Salt Burn I mean that's a very sexual movie
1196
00:52:45.000 --> 00:52:47.559
yeah and he's acting as he's hot.
1197
00:52:47.500 --> 00:52:49.690
Yeah but like I feel like a.
1198
00:52:49.739 --> 00:52:55.710
James Dean looking person is attractive for the last hundred
1199
00:52:55.750 --> 00:53:01.659
years yeah like that's just given But you're right, attractiveness changes. Okay,
1200
00:53:01.980 --> 00:53:07.059
Padma Lakshmi. Am I saying it wrong? Lakshmi.
1201
00:53:07.980 --> 00:53:08.739
Padma Lakshmi.
1202
00:53:09.420 --> 00:53:12.980
Who is so gorgeous. She has never felt better about
1203
00:53:13.000 --> 00:53:16.199
her body and she's released in the lingerie collaboration with
1204
00:53:16.239 --> 00:53:22.000
Bare Necessities on Thursday. But she also said she's a
1205
00:53:22.019 --> 00:53:28.760
stand-up comic now. And she's doing stand-up comedy and, you know,
1206
00:53:29.519 --> 00:53:32.159
The thing is when you're famous like that, you can
1207
00:53:32.199 --> 00:53:34.000
just go do it and people are going to come
1208
00:53:34.059 --> 00:53:36.030
see you. You don't have to like try to get
1209
00:53:36.030 --> 00:53:37.969
10 minutes and, you know.
1210
00:53:37.989 --> 00:53:39.030
You can hire a writer.
1211
00:53:39.050 --> 00:53:39.869
Yeah.
1212
00:53:40.070 --> 00:53:40.250
Right.
1213
00:53:40.269 --> 00:53:43.630
You could hire a writer. You could practice it. You could,
1214
00:53:43.969 --> 00:53:47.289
you know, you could pretend that you're the woman in Hacks.
1215
00:53:48.239 --> 00:53:49.019
Like what's her name again?
1216
00:53:49.500 --> 00:53:50.880
Jean Smart. Jean Smart.
1217
00:53:51.139 --> 00:53:53.710
She's not a stand up. but you believe that she's
1218
00:53:53.750 --> 00:53:55.989
a standup because somebody wrote it and she acts like
1219
00:53:56.030 --> 00:53:58.489
a standup. Like you could just act like a standup
1220
00:53:58.530 --> 00:54:01.400
now and you could do, I don't think you can
1221
00:54:01.420 --> 00:54:02.760
do an hour, but I think you can do a
1222
00:54:02.820 --> 00:54:05.920
solid 10 minutes with the help of, of it.
1223
00:54:06.719 --> 00:54:08.880
Out of everyone on Top Chef, and I admittedly haven't
1224
00:54:08.920 --> 00:54:12.059
watched it in a while, but Gail and Tom Colicchio
1225
00:54:12.280 --> 00:54:15.340
were the funny ones. I mean, Gail was the funniest one.
1226
00:54:16.119 --> 00:54:18.760
Padma lashed me like, I mean, beautiful, but she does
1227
00:54:18.800 --> 00:54:22.139
talk very slow. She's not giving stand-up.
1228
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This is what I think.
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I think people are fans of stand-up, but they don't
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00:54:25.980 --> 00:54:29.239
realize how big of a fan they are until the
1231
00:54:29.280 --> 00:54:32.829
last few years because just like documentaries, I never saw
1232
00:54:32.849 --> 00:54:34.969
a documentary growing up. I used to watch the Oscars
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00:54:34.989 --> 00:54:36.809
and they'd be like, and the winner for best documentary.
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00:54:36.829 --> 00:54:39.530
And I used to think, where would I see this documentary?
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00:54:39.630 --> 00:54:41.469
I have no idea. Are they playing at the AMC?
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00:54:41.550 --> 00:54:45.349
Where are these documentaries being seen? Now everybody is a
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00:54:45.429 --> 00:54:48.630
crime specialist or whatever because we've all watched so many documentaries.
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00:54:49.489 --> 00:54:52.329
And But also stand up. I feel like there's so
1239
00:54:52.349 --> 00:54:55.369
many people that are stars that are like, oh my God,
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00:54:55.389 --> 00:54:59.170
I love the way these people are talking and I
1241
00:54:59.230 --> 00:55:01.130
could do this too. Like you think you could do
1242
00:55:01.170 --> 00:55:04.179
it too. And then you're like, I want to do this.
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00:55:04.460 --> 00:55:06.699
I want to do it. And it's okay, go do it.
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00:55:06.840 --> 00:55:10.880
But it never lasts. It never lasts. Like you do
1245
00:55:10.900 --> 00:55:13.340
a little bit, but then it's like, you'll have a
1246
00:55:13.389 --> 00:55:15.789
couple good nights where it's like stacked and your person
1247
00:55:15.849 --> 00:55:20.880
is there. And then you'll realize- wait a minute, like, okay,
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00:55:20.940 --> 00:55:23.000
so what's my next story? And what's that, you know,
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00:55:23.039 --> 00:55:25.420
and you realize it just doesn't last. So I don't
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00:55:25.440 --> 00:55:27.260
know how long she tried, but she looks great in
1251
00:55:27.280 --> 00:55:30.699
the lingerie. And I, what do you think more women
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00:55:30.719 --> 00:55:31.480
would rather do?
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00:55:31.900 --> 00:55:33.059
Look good in the lingerie.
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00:55:33.179 --> 00:55:35.239
Do stand up or get in lingerie? No, you just
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00:55:35.280 --> 00:55:37.860
have to be yourself. If I went on the streets,
1256
00:55:38.019 --> 00:55:39.719
if I was doing one of those things, I'd be like,
1257
00:55:39.760 --> 00:55:41.760
would you, you either have to walk up and do
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00:55:41.760 --> 00:55:44.519
15 minutes of standup in front of at least a
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00:55:44.559 --> 00:55:48.449
hundred people, or you have to walk around in lingerie.
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00:55:48.510 --> 00:55:50.929
This is like asking, and I do do this. Yeah.
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00:55:51.090 --> 00:55:54.030
Because I love to make men uncomfortable. Yeah. At parties
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00:55:54.050 --> 00:55:56.349
when they're having fun. I love to say, would you
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00:55:56.389 --> 00:55:59.530
rather have a micro penis or be blind? Ooh. And
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00:55:59.590 --> 00:56:05.289
they get horrified. And it's like the worst question ever asked.
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00:56:05.389 --> 00:56:11.210
And now you have duplicated it for women. Because- 15
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00:56:11.210 --> 00:56:13.769
minutes in front of over 100 people or getting in
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00:56:13.809 --> 00:56:18.309
lingerie and then for just one other person or lingerie
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00:56:18.349 --> 00:56:19.150
down the city streets?
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00:56:19.699 --> 00:56:22.280
Lingerie for the 15 people.
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00:56:22.360 --> 00:56:23.780
I'm taking kill at that point.
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00:56:23.820 --> 00:56:25.260
Wait, for the 100 people?
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Uh-uh.
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No.
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00:56:28.500 --> 00:56:31.320
Well, maybe she'll do stand-up in the lingerie.
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00:56:31.340 --> 00:56:31.900
That's what I was thinking.
1276
00:56:31.920 --> 00:56:34.619
And then definitely people will come because she's gorgeous. Like
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00:56:34.639 --> 00:56:36.039
the naked show that people do.
1278
00:56:36.780 --> 00:56:37.079
Oh, right.
1279
00:56:37.119 --> 00:56:38.900
There is a stand-up show where people have to be naked.
1280
00:56:38.960 --> 00:56:39.159
Yeah.
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00:56:39.619 --> 00:56:41.519
I find that so weird.
1282
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So weird.
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Like that is just.
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00:56:43.840 --> 00:56:45.719
All you're doing is look. I mean, it's like when
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00:56:45.760 --> 00:56:47.320
somebody's boobs are out in a scene. It's like, I
1286
00:56:47.320 --> 00:56:48.820
don't know what you're saying because all I'm doing is
1287
00:56:49.239 --> 00:56:50.139
zeroing in on your boobs.
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00:56:50.159 --> 00:56:51.559
I went to the best comedy show.
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It was hilarious.
1290
00:56:52.590 --> 00:56:56.610
They were so funny. It was just like, it didn't
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00:56:56.650 --> 00:56:59.030
matter that they were naked. Who said that?
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00:56:59.050 --> 00:57:01.889
I want to say somebody recently told me that that happened.
1293
00:57:03.539 --> 00:57:06.579
At some festival or something. No, it was the Netflix thing.
1294
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Somebody walked out. Was it Natasha Leggero?
1295
00:57:08.480 --> 00:57:09.440
No, no, no.
1296
00:57:09.460 --> 00:57:12.460
It was not Natasha. It was recently this guy came
1297
00:57:12.699 --> 00:57:16.340
out and then like halfway through the act, his just
1298
00:57:16.409 --> 00:57:21.550
dick was out. And the Netflix people were like, oh, no, no.
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00:57:21.690 --> 00:57:23.369
I know what it was. This guy said he brought
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00:57:23.630 --> 00:57:29.710
some people, advertisers to a comedian show during the Netflix thing.
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00:57:30.929 --> 00:57:34.250
festival here in la and the comedian you know to
1302
00:57:34.289 --> 00:57:36.050
see other comedians and one of the comedian came out
1303
00:57:36.070 --> 00:57:37.829
and the dick was out for so long and the
1304
00:57:37.869 --> 00:57:40.099
guy was like and then the people just like wanted
1305
00:57:40.139 --> 00:57:41.960
to leave like they just are like i didn't come
1306
00:57:42.019 --> 00:57:43.599
here to like look at a naked dick i would
1307
00:57:43.659 --> 00:57:45.780
die if i would go see a comedy club show
1308
00:57:45.820 --> 00:57:47.780
and i just had to like see a dick just
1309
00:57:47.820 --> 00:57:49.170
like swinging around what are.
1310
00:57:49.139 --> 00:57:50.750
We doing here now now what are you doing because
1311
00:57:50.769 --> 00:57:52.530
you want us all to look at your dick Now,
1312
00:57:52.730 --> 00:57:53.969
or I don't care if it's a puss, I don't
1313
00:57:53.989 --> 00:57:54.329
care if it's.
1314
00:57:54.289 --> 00:57:55.309
A tits, I don't care what it is. It's just
1315
00:57:55.329 --> 00:57:56.929
like the shock value. It's like at this point, like,
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00:57:56.969 --> 00:57:57.449
you know what?
1317
00:57:57.989 --> 00:58:01.219
I just, what, because that's all you have?
1318
00:58:01.460 --> 00:58:01.719
Yeah.
1319
00:58:01.860 --> 00:58:03.840
You don't have any comedy, you don't have anything to say,
1320
00:58:03.920 --> 00:58:05.400
all you have is you want to go, and then
1321
00:58:05.760 --> 00:58:07.360
you know that that person's going to go and be like,
1322
00:58:08.260 --> 00:58:10.199
I like to go and make the audience have to
1323
00:58:10.219 --> 00:58:13.400
think twice about nudity and the human form. It's like,
1324
00:58:13.480 --> 00:58:17.880
go fuck yourself. That's not what you're doing. You're not
1325
00:58:17.900 --> 00:58:20.639
doing an art installation. You're not doing a thing about
1326
00:58:20.659 --> 00:58:23.010
the human form. You're not doing anything about the body.
1327
00:58:23.030 --> 00:58:26.690
You're not desensitizing us to dicks and balls and titties.
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00:58:26.730 --> 00:58:27.349
Normalizing.
1329
00:58:27.809 --> 00:58:30.510
You're not normalizing anything, actually. If you normalize something, then
1330
00:58:30.550 --> 00:58:32.730
I guess you'd give a TED Talk. in your naked body,
1331
00:58:32.750 --> 00:58:34.309
and you would talk about bodies, and you would talk
1332
00:58:34.329 --> 00:58:36.389
about whatever. But you're not. You're out there trying to
1333
00:58:36.409 --> 00:58:37.610
do comedy with your dick out.
1334
00:58:37.730 --> 00:58:41.130
So Heather, your sheer top that you wanted to wear,
1335
00:58:42.050 --> 00:58:45.409
your Bianca outfit, it's not going to fly when you're
1336
00:58:45.429 --> 00:58:46.699
in Tampa, okay?
1337
00:58:47.159 --> 00:58:49.389
Girls, I love you.
1338
00:58:49.610 --> 00:58:49.929
Thanks.
1339
00:58:50.050 --> 00:58:52.159
Tell everybody where they can find you again.
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00:58:52.559 --> 00:58:55.900
Julianbrandy.com. That's where all information is. We've got a free
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00:58:55.940 --> 00:58:58.059
podcast on Tuesdays, Dumb Gay Podcast.
1342
00:58:58.480 --> 00:59:00.079
Our naked podcast is on Friday. Yeah.
1343
00:59:00.780 --> 00:59:02.949
On Wednesdays, we have a Patreon wrong side.
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Of the takes.
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Check it out.
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00:59:04.570 --> 00:59:05.250
Love you Hev.
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00:59:05.449 --> 00:59:05.789
Thanks.
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