Spells

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Every man has a place In his heart there's a
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space And the world can erase his fantasies Take a
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ride in the sky On a ship fantasize All your
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dreams will come true right away.
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And we will live Together until the twelfth of never.
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Our voices will ring forever as.
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One.
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Oh, ha, ha, ha. Oh, ha, ha, ha. Oh, ha, ha. Oh, ha, ha, ha.
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Oh, ha, ha.
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Oh, ha, ha. Oh, ha, ha. Oh, ha.
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Oh, ha.
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Oh, ha. Oh, ha. Oh, ha. Oh, ha. Oh, ha.
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Oh, ha.
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Oh, ha. Oh, ha. Oh, ha. Oh, ha.
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Oh, ha.
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Oh, ha.
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Oh, ha.
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Oh, ha.
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Oh, ha.
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Oh, ha.
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Jade Bailey, bitch. You don't even know.
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Who I am.
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Everybody, welcome back to the Blackest Show About Nothing.
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It's Jade and XT.
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I didn't know. Today is going to be a magical day.
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It's a mystical day.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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We got a request from a friend to the show
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Room to Grow on Instagram.
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Yes!
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Have an idea for you. They said you should do
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a playlist about songs that sound like spells.
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Mm-hmm.
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I thought, you know, what a.
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I know people always want to talk about PSL and
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shit like that, pumpkin spice, whatever the fuck. But spooky season,
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you know, can kick off that early too. And I
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just feel, why not?
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And also, you know, spooky season was co-opted, you know, by.
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Spooky people, if you know what I mean. Whereas mysticism
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is all the time. Yeah.
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Yeah. Bitch.
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Have you ever thought about human evolution in, I don't know,
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100 years? Are all the babies going to come out
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with C-necks? Or are they going to come out with
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extra big-ass fucking thumbs? Like, do you ever think about that?
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Yeah, they're definitely going to. Well, I told you how
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I feel about, like, their mouth muscles will change.
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And become weak.
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Because they use less language.
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Yeah.
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Or that and foods will become even softer. Ew.
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Because foods have become soft over the last 50 years, softer.
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to increase hyperconsumption. Because if you go to Europe or
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other places, if you have bread, the bread's kind of hard, right?
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But it's standard.
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But when you get to, even if you go to
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McDonald's or something like that, it's kind of, you know,
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it's not pillowy, soft things in other countries. But when
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you come to America, it's silky, smooth, soft. No, it's sweet, niggas.
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You go to fucking France... That bread is.
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No, it's true. Everything is softer here.
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Is it? I know, it's sweeter.
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That too. Sorry.
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But yeah, everything is softer here. That's why it's like...
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That's why fast food is so easy to consume.
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Oh my God, you all better be careful with that shit.
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And we already know, but I'm not even talking about
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the health aspect. The loogie. The loogie left the gates
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open for Argentina to send all of their cancerous, antibiotic-filled...
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Timu beef. Timu beef. Timu beef. 3D-printed beef. Filled with
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tons of antibiotics and chemicals that are banned in other countries,
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and they don't want their cows. And the loogie said,
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We'll bring them right on in here. And guess who
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bought it up? I said it on Patreon, but who
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bought it up? McDonald's, Burger King, and Cisco. What does
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Cisco provide? Every fucking thing, but also public school lunch.
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Yeah.
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Stay woke. Um, speaking of soft, sweet, and pillowy.
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Ed Sheeran, um, You know, I mean, fuck them, fuck Pink,
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fuck Ed Sheeran.
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Fuck Pink and her hard fucking face.
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What?
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No, no, hold on.
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I'm sorry.
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What was so funny to me?
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Wait, hold on before you go into your thought. I
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just want to say it was fuck Pink. Niggas, I
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need y'all to enact your memories because it was Fuck
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Pink back when Pink was like, I never asked to
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sing soul music. I never asked for this aesthetic. I
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didn't want to do that. I was like, all right,
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y'all reading between the lines here. But anyway, continue on.
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My apologies.
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She said, I don't want to be black. I don't
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want to be a nigger. Exactly.
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I didn't ask to do this nigger shit, this jiggle
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boo music. I never wanted to sing it.
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Mm-hmm. Excuse me. Hold on. Pause.
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What's most interesting or what was funny was that his
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band quitting. It was like everybody dropped out in his band. who,
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you know, Irish people for Palestine. Like, what makes you think, bro,
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that this wasn't going to.
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Tell you, the Irish from Ireland, they'd be on the
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right side.
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Yeah, I just, you know, it's not a time to
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be apolitical. It's not a time to be.
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People are like, politics is so divisive. Everything we do
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has a politic to it. Like, from your right to
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vote or even to speak, you know?
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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Go to the doctor and things.
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Because y'all like to pick and choose when you want
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to be apolitical. First of all, being apolitical is being
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on the side of the oppressive one. Let's be clear.
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Because you're saying, I don't want to rock the boat here.
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You know that this entity is more powerful and also
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more hateful and has caused more oppression You know that.
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And you spoke up for fucking Ukraine. You all don't
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get to say I'm apolitical and then we watched you
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a couple years ago speak up for the refugees of Ukraine. No,
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you're not apolitical. You're just choosing now to be neutral
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because it's convenient for you and your money and because
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it's not fucking white people. That's why. You all are
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comfortable doing it to niggas. You comfortable doing it to
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people who you deem terrorists. You comfortable doing it to
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any oppressive group. Stop. Cut the bullshit. Cut the bullshit.
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Free Palestine. Free Sudan. Free Congo. Free Tigray. Free Puerto Rico.
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Free Hawaii.
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Free. Free. Free.
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Free my niggas then.
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Anywho, how was your week? How was your birthday? How
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was J-Team? Oh, yeah.
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We are back after that. It was lovely. It was lovely.
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Surrounded by love. Filled with gratitude. I spent the day cleaning,
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doing laundry, slowly as I wanted to. Yes, I was like,
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I want to put on a movie and fold laundry
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and be quiet. And that's what I did. And then
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Tristan and Noah took me to dinner. You know, it's appointments.
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You know, grown people things. And they took me to
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dinner that night. And we had a good time. And
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Noah is fucking funny, man. I just love when you
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enjoy your kid. She's just funny. I got a video
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of her. And maybe I will eventually post it. I
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don't know. I'm feeling iffy these days. Um, and so
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she loves, I told you, she loves making fun of
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the A.I. auntie music. So she's singing, I'm a phenomenal
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black woman again, right? So I grabbed my five, got it.
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I was like, I'm going to get you. So she stops.
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And I was like, no, keep singing.
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What were you singing?
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And she was like, I'm a woman, phenomenally phenomenal woman.
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That's me. And I was like, you're such a... She
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just tickles me, man. She's funny.
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We had a good time.
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It's nice to enjoy your family and love and like them.
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You know what I mean?
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Yeah.
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Saturday, my girl's dim took me out. All the ladies, Jasmine, Internet,
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Crystal Jean, Mary, Chanel, Siobhan. And we went and ate
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tapas and drank a lot of wine. And Chanel made
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me copious frozen cocktails in her ninja thingamajiggy. So before
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we left... Oh, the slushy thing. Yes. So before we left,
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my girl made me peach bellinis and added some crown
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peach in there. When I tell you, that got the
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party started. And then we drank wine because it was tapas.
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And then we came back and they made me frozen
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espresso martinis and we watched Set It Off.
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Well, that's the only way you get the night out.
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Damn.
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I wrote this good.
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What am I talking to?
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I don't know.
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Thank you.
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That's fabulous. God.
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I was like, do you need a second?
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I'm being attacked. Right. Please, give me a second.
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Remember when I was dying the other day and you
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kept eating your fucking poison salad? Mm, mm, mm. I
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was a Patreon guy while XD's over here dying now.
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I'm just going to tell you all. Because I'm going
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to sit here and smoke this while he dies a
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little bit because he did it to me. I'm over
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here having it.
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I mean, what you going to do? What could I
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have done in that moment? Right?
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We're just looking at each other. Breaking down.
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Mind you, I'm fine all day.
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Right before we get to record, I joke on my
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own spit or whatever.
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My grandpa used to do that all the time.
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Right, and it's because I was laughing at something I
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should not have been, which I cannot say while we're recording.
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I don't know. Damn, text me. So yeah, so me
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and the girl, so then we watched Set It Off,
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and then the next day, Tristan took me to like
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a personal spa where I can go in a wet sauna,
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I can go in a dry sauna, a heated pool,
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a cold plunge, and just kind of relax. And then
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I got a massage. And it was like your own
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personal sauna. And that was nice. I was like, okay,
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I got to share with niggas and look at other people.
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And it was a lovely weekend. And lots of love
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from all the people. And all my loved ones. And yeah,
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I'm really grateful. And today as we record, it's Crystal
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Jean's birthday!
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Happy birthday!
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Woo!
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Yes it is um i.
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I sent her a very lovely voice message okay very
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good i said happy you know i wished her a
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very lesbian birthday and i hope her birthday was very lesbian.
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How did she respond?
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None of that hetero shit over here what did she
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say um.
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I sang to her. I called her and I sang.
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No, she said, not the very lesbian birthday.
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Love you. Yeah, solidify that shit.
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Anyway.
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I did it for a reason. I said, lesbian birthday.
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We're going to stop edging this lie. I'm tired of it.
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A traditional.
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Christian lesbian birthday.
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The way God intended.
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The way is supposed to. The natural order of things.
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Speaking of a traditional Christian lesbian couple. Playing into heteronormative stereotypes.
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Let's be very clear.
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Lesbians who are capable.
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There's this couple on Instagram.
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Hold on.
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I got to find them. I think I saved the
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video just to There's this couple, I'm going to tell
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you who they are. Baby, they be matching and sharp
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and they be doing line dances in their living room.
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Oh, yes.
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I know who you're talking about.
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Oh, here they go, right here.
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The Brumlees.
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They are.
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Yes, yes, yes, yes.
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I actually.
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Saw them on Facebook. That tracks more.
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I was going through the reels because, yeah.
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Yes.
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Because I go to Facebook mainly for recipes because sometimes,
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you know, the Margaret's and Karen's in Wichita, sometimes they
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have good ideas to store things.
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Is that why you bought Cool Whip?
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No. I got that. That was a conversation between me
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and my mother. Oh, okay.
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All right. Your mother is a Margaret from North California.
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She is from Midwest. She is originally from the Midwest.
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Oh, yeah.
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Exactly. See?
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This nigga said, I bought Cool Whip. And I said,
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do you need some diced apples and some walnuts and
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some cheese? Like, what you about to make?
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Let me have some of that Cool Whip. What'd you say?
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You can't have a pie without Cool Whip. Cool Whip?
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Cool Whip, yeah. You mean Cool Whip?
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Yeah, Cool Whip.
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Cool Whip. Cool Whip. Cool Whip. Cool Whip.
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You know, I forgot about it today because I was
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trying to make me a little snack before we recorded.
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And I was like, bitch, I got Cool Whip. I
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was like, what did I get? Like, anywho, I'm so mad.
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So my week.
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Yes, I was, yes.
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Um.
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I've been met with, you know, on this journey of
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fat loss, I've had to adjust to a whole bunch
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of things in what I eat. And so in this program,
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as you get better, DK, as you lose more fat,
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you kind of lose more points because it's like, well,
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you don't necessarily need all of these calories because this
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is the way science works.
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Mm-hmm. So I.
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Go to Trader Joe's and I'm thinking Greek yogurt is
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zero calorie. I'm like doing whatever. I get the honey, strawberry, whatever.
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I was like, ooh, this is cute. Ooh, this is cute. Ooh,
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this is cute. So I get, I'm ready to eat
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my breakfast today. I said, oh, I'm going to be
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a very healthy bitch. I'm going to have me a
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little granola and a little yogurt and a little frozen
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strawberries and maybe a little Cool Whip on top.
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Okay.
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I opened that damn app because, you know, and MyFitnessPal
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does it too because, you know, you want to track
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your macros and all that stuff.
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I open, I do the boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
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It was more....
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More points or anything than a Whopper at Burger King.
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I was like... And then I looked at the sugar amount.
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I was like, this is a lot.
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You got to make your own.
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And I was like, yeah. Which I also learned from Facebook.
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This girl that makes.
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She made Labna. That's how you pronounce it, right?
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Labna.
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And then she made....
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She makes different kinds of, like, thick yogurt. Like, she'll
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press the Greek yogurt to make almost like labneh, right?
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But she'll add different, like, fruits, accoutrement shit in it.
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And I was like, oh, that's pretty cool. But I
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was just like, there is so much sugar in everything.
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That's my whole point of all this. There's so much
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sugar in every fucking thing. And even shit that you
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think that's healthy and you go to, you know, I'm
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going to be a healthy bitch and enjoy and be,
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you know.
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You know.
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Yeah. On the right side of things when it comes to, like,
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health and stuff. It's just like, damn, I should just
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eat dirt. That's the healthiest thing.
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Well, you may think that you're eating healthy, but some
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of the so-called good foods or healthy alternatives, they may
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actually contain... a pretty high amount of sugar. And right
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now joining me is Marnie. And you're a nutritional coach.
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Or you just, you know, it's like when people be like,
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oh my God, I should not be eating these chips.
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I should not be eating this french fries. It's so bad.
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I'm like, I really want you to just shut the
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fuck up.
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And eat it. I'm not saying I can't. I'm not being,
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this is a personal choice.
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I'm just like saying, but it's just, because I'm not
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going to not eat them.
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I'm not throwing this shit away. It's money.
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But it's just a realization of like, well, damn. And
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then as you get older, you make a lot more
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concessions in your diet. On top of just how it
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makes you feel, it's almost like a, you know, and damn,
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I'm grown.
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Although I can, doesn't mean I should. You know what
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I mean?
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I think it's about monitoring.
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All the processed, yeah. You know?
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And then at a certain point, you're not going to
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want ice cream in the morning. Like I said, after
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a while, you don't.
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Even want that.
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Like, you know what I've come to realize? And this
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is my... This is about to be very, very controversial.
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Uh-oh.
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I can't believe I'm about to say this out loud.
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I may have said this out loud before, but I
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don't know. I'm not really a mac and cheese guy anymore.
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Like you don't like it or you don't need it.
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Oh, it's not that I don't like it. Don't get
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me wrong. I think it's one of the greatest things,
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you know.
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Yeah, ever created.
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Spread. But like. the once or twice when we have
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Negro Superbowl.
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Yeah.
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Oh yeah. No, same for me. I don't need it.
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Like every Sunday dinner at those times I'll have one
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serving and then, and it's kind of small.
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I'm like, that's it.
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Cause I think it's just like overwhelmingness of cheese is like, Ooh,
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this is a lot.
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But yeah, I don't, I rarely make Mac and cheese anymore.
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I don't, it's not a every Sunday or a, It's
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like a holiday dish at this point.
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I remember as a kid, it was like a thing.
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It was a Sunday dinner side. Yeah, I don't make
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mac and cheese as often as I might even think
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I thought I would, maybe. Only a couple a year, maybe. Now,
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when I have it, it better be alongside some yams.
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Yeah, like, you know, I'm just saying, like, as I've
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gotten older and this whole realization of food. Also a
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realization of my relationship to food.
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Yeah.
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And this idea is like, I love food.
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It's like, girl, you don't need, you know, White Castle
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at four in the morning.
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You know what I mean?
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No, you don't. You know what I mean?
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I don't eat McDonald's every day. But, you know, I
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can't eat like a teenager.
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Yeah.
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And even then they shouldn't be like that either but
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anywho either way that's enough of me rambling I don't
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have anything else nothing else happened in my week my
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life is very boring um yeah I didn't even really
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like I worked a lot and then I um Chris
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came back y'all may have saw him on the red
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carpet something.
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Yes um So proud of him.
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What else happened? Yeah. I'm trying to think of anything
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else like Monumental happened.
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Yeah.
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Did I tell you about the walkie-talkies my mother got me?
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Or my mother got?
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You've been talking about them, but they finally happened?
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Yeah.
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What's the range?
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National.
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What?
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Apparently. So she's sending me mine. Okay.
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Because I got this into her house.
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She was like, you sure you don't want these into
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your house? And I was like, no. But then in hindsight,
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I was like, no, bitch, you should have taken it,
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but whatever.
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Anywho, got it set up. And so now she's sending
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me mine. And so we can talk. I think it's
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$ 50 annually or something like that. And we're supposed to
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be on the same bandwidth.
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So are these supposed to work if the cell phone
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towers go down?
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Yeah, which is funny because they use cell phone towers.
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But I'm also, I'm like... I don't know how... I
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don't know. We'll see. We'll see.
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We'll see how it works. Like, I get the idea
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in theory. But in my head, if that was the case,
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then this would circumvent telephones.
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Like, cell phone service, right? Like, if I'm paying.
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And for the most part, people only talk to like
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five to ten people on their phones on a regular basis.
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If that's the case, I could just get walkie-talkies and
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have a bunch of niggas on the same plan and
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we only talking to each other. What's the point of
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me paying X amount a month when I could just
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pay this one thing annually that's very minimal?
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Especially if you don't want them calling you for... uh
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bill collectors and what's the other people all the spam
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calls coming amazon amazon's never going to call you.
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No they're not calling you that is and also friends
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who listen to this podcast and you have loved ones
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who are older you know make sure that you're updating
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yourselves And our loved ones on the scams because it's
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so easy now.
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To fall victim.
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Yeah.
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Even if you're trying to like respond and be sassy
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and should they, with one answer, they could still take
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all your information. It's just so scary out there. So,
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you know, please just educate yourself so you can. educate
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your elders and stuff or do what i did i
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took my mama's phone and blocked a whole bunch.
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Good give me that and they still keep trying it
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they still keep they find ways through and now they're
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posting links to make you think you're looking at news
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articles and you know so just.
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Or like that elon musk um website that's taking mining
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your data through that voting site.
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Oh don't uh Yeah. Oh, no, I don't like that. Yeah,
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it's weird.
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It's very strange. Anywho, that was my week. But thank
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you for listening each and every week. 10 plus years
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we're still rocking out tell your friends new and old
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that we're still here doing new stuff and having a
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wang dang motherfucking doodle hang out with your uncle and.
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Aunties yeah thank you to all our patrons who subscribe
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we would love to read your names but there's a
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that would take up the show yeah.
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When we do more public facing content we'll put out
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the end of it.
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Yeah for sure but we want to say thank you
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for your constant support.
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Yes, which also means you can still support by joining
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bunch of things. I can't even tell you the things
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that you get, but you get a.
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Lot each and every week.
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Subscribe to us on YouTube. Discord is freer than you
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and me. And we'll be back with songs that sound
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like spells.
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Hit it!
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Boogly boogly.
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After these messages we'll be right back.
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How to get real magical powers i can teach you
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how to get real magical powers but you will need
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to put away some ideas about how to get there
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whether you're looking for ways to get rich fall in
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love have better health.
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And we're back.
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Songs that are spells. Thanks to Room to Grow on Instagram.
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Yes.
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For sending us this idea.
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Submit your ideas to us. You can email us at
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jannonxd at gmail.com. You can send us to us via
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Discord and all those other things. And everywhere else you
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follow us and stuff.
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All righty. Would you like to start?
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Uh, hmm. I feel like maybe you should start this time.
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I started last time.
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Okay.
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Yeah.
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I can do that.
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Well, I, um, well, When we were given this task,
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they gave us like, oh, Mary J. Blige is everything.
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Sounds like a spell. And I was like, it does.
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And so as I was going through and listening to songs,
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I was like, what would sound like mystical or magical
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and things? So the first song I thought of was
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Nights Over Egypt by the Jones Group.
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Ah!
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00:28:27.480 --> 00:28:27.619
Ah!
501
00:28:41.289 --> 00:28:48.430
Take it off my list. I absolutely had the Jones
502
00:28:48.470 --> 00:28:51.470
girls nights over Egypt, even just the way that it starts.
503
00:28:51.650 --> 00:28:56.599
Like, yeah, it's, it's, it's the vibe, you know? Yeah.
504
00:28:56.740 --> 00:28:59.279
And, and here's the thing about songs that sound like
505
00:28:59.339 --> 00:29:03.980
spells for me. Most of them have words, but not
506
00:29:04.099 --> 00:29:08.420
all of them have words. Um, Sometimes it's just the feeling,
507
00:29:08.460 --> 00:29:12.680
the vibration of it. Sometimes it is the lyrics. Sometimes
508
00:29:12.740 --> 00:29:16.259
it's the cadence, depending upon, you know, I might have
509
00:29:16.299 --> 00:29:20.519
a foolish one in here somewhere. But that was kind
510
00:29:20.559 --> 00:29:23.359
of like my thought process while I was doing this.
511
00:29:24.079 --> 00:29:27.240
Definitely had nights over Egypt. Okay, look at us. I
512
00:29:27.289 --> 00:29:28.720
don't think we're going to have a lot of the
513
00:29:28.740 --> 00:29:33.089
same ones, but all right. My next one then, or
514
00:29:34.329 --> 00:29:38.900
my first one, I'm just going to start off, you know,
515
00:29:38.960 --> 00:29:42.960
real easy. It doesn't need much of an explanation or anything.
516
00:29:44.029 --> 00:29:45.140
Shante Moore's Weyou.
517
00:29:45.160 --> 00:30:00.490
Weyou Shows.
518
00:30:01.779 --> 00:30:07.779
Oh, motherfucker.
519
00:30:07.799 --> 00:30:10.599
Yes. You know it.
520
00:30:14.180 --> 00:30:18.569
Like, how do you, like, submit that to ASCAP, right? Like,
521
00:30:18.849 --> 00:30:20.150
this is a songwriting.
522
00:30:20.349 --> 00:30:21.910
You know what I mean? Like, how do you.
523
00:30:23.690 --> 00:30:25.430
And I know they have official lyrics.
524
00:30:26.349 --> 00:30:32.269
Like, there is official lyrics and shit and all that jazz,
525
00:30:32.470 --> 00:30:33.410
but it's just.
526
00:30:34.710 --> 00:30:35.130
You know.
527
00:30:35.150 --> 00:30:37.750
Okay, so.
528
00:30:37.769 --> 00:30:41.970
Babyface, you'll pay for your war crimes eventually.
529
00:30:44.079 --> 00:30:44.799
Eventually.
530
00:30:45.119 --> 00:30:49.930
He just skirted out of things. It wasn't all pebbles. Yep. No,
531
00:30:50.109 --> 00:30:50.670
it wasn't.
532
00:30:51.329 --> 00:30:54.730
Pebbles took the fall for what the niggas were doing, too.
533
00:30:56.349 --> 00:31:01.019
Pebbles is Tyra, but Babyface is Kim Mock. You know
534
00:31:01.039 --> 00:31:03.130
what I'm saying? You know what I mean?
535
00:31:03.430 --> 00:31:04.079
You feel me.
536
00:31:04.130 --> 00:31:10.579
You feel me. So, Way U, apparently Babyface wrote Way
537
00:31:10.599 --> 00:31:14.160
U like he heard the melody in his head and
538
00:31:14.599 --> 00:31:15.900
Shantae Moore was the voice.
539
00:31:16.599 --> 00:31:16.819
So.
540
00:31:18.269 --> 00:31:20.750
Beautiful voice, beautiful talent. I just don't understand.
541
00:31:20.809 --> 00:31:22.450
What if they came to him like on the toilet
542
00:31:22.490 --> 00:31:23.029
or something?
543
00:31:24.390 --> 00:31:30.089
I'm sure. Or like beating off or something. No, no, no, no, no.
544
00:31:31.130 --> 00:31:33.230
I'd rather it be pooping. I'd rather it.
545
00:31:33.519 --> 00:31:35.579
No. No, I don't. I want to ruin it for
546
00:31:35.680 --> 00:31:35.920
all of you.
547
00:31:35.940 --> 00:31:38.339
I think masturbation is normal and natural.
548
00:31:38.039 --> 00:31:39.839
And somehow it feels normal. I want to ruin it
549
00:31:39.880 --> 00:31:40.329
for all of you.
550
00:31:40.339 --> 00:31:41.539
I don't want to think about baby face.
551
00:31:41.640 --> 00:31:43.180
Ooh, I'm going to ruin it now. Yes.
552
00:31:44.680 --> 00:31:51.940
He wrote that shit while stroking his hog. That's exactly
553
00:31:52.019 --> 00:31:53.640
what happened.
554
00:31:53.680 --> 00:31:54.109
You know what?
555
00:31:54.180 --> 00:31:58.890
I'm going next again because you're a fucking terrorist domestically.
556
00:31:59.289 --> 00:32:02.549
And you know what my next fucking selection is? Nina
557
00:32:02.589 --> 00:32:05.109
Simone's I Put a Spell on You.
558
00:32:05.130 --> 00:32:08.769
I put a spell on you.
559
00:32:15.049 --> 00:32:20.450
Cause you're mine.
560
00:32:21.809 --> 00:32:26.430
She was on my list too. Ha! I was prepared
561
00:32:26.500 --> 00:32:27.779
to make that concession.
562
00:32:27.799 --> 00:32:33.299
Don't think I don't know how to do the waltz
563
00:32:33.440 --> 00:32:34.299
with the devil.
564
00:32:34.400 --> 00:32:41.170
I'm holding my breath. I'm holding my breath. Because I
565
00:32:41.210 --> 00:32:44.279
want to know what the fuck kind of smells. What
566
00:32:44.319 --> 00:32:49.430
did you choose? Because you are tricky.
567
00:32:51.130 --> 00:32:51.730
What?
568
00:32:52.450 --> 00:32:55.029
I just had some more.
569
00:32:55.230 --> 00:32:56.309
Oh, okay.
570
00:32:56.329 --> 00:32:57.990
All right. Okay.
571
00:32:58.529 --> 00:32:59.109
That's all.
572
00:32:59.230 --> 00:33:00.799
I feel like we're only going to have a few
573
00:33:00.819 --> 00:33:03.259
of the same ones, though, and then they'll veer.
574
00:33:05.099 --> 00:33:05.480
Okay.
575
00:33:05.720 --> 00:33:06.079
Go ahead.
576
00:33:06.240 --> 00:33:06.900
You go next.
577
00:33:06.940 --> 00:33:07.279
Well.
578
00:33:15.369 --> 00:33:23.220
Um this song is very um uh i have no
579
00:33:23.339 --> 00:33:25.740
idea what any of their songs are about to be
580
00:33:25.799 --> 00:33:28.119
honest with you and you could have just picked any
581
00:33:28.220 --> 00:33:32.319
song um but this one sound the most like a
582
00:33:32.440 --> 00:33:39.170
spell like it sounded like an old lady apothecary like
583
00:33:39.509 --> 00:33:42.190
mixing and adding potions to a pot.
584
00:33:42.569 --> 00:33:42.910
Okay.
585
00:33:43.529 --> 00:33:46.990
But it's La Puta by Hiatus Coyote.
586
00:33:49.859 --> 00:33:54.079
La Puta. Miss you.
587
00:33:54.160 --> 00:33:56.079
La Puta.
588
00:33:56.420 --> 00:33:58.160
How I miss you.
589
00:34:03.609 --> 00:34:06.299
Love you too.
590
00:34:07.000 --> 00:34:07.160
Yeah.
591
00:34:07.180 --> 00:34:10.079
I was like, girl, what is this?
592
00:34:10.119 --> 00:34:14.679
Damn, I should have put some Hiatus Coyote on here.
593
00:34:14.699 --> 00:34:19.320
Because what love them down is the vibe.
594
00:34:19.389 --> 00:34:26.110
Water, water. The end of Jekyll spell. You know what
595
00:34:26.289 --> 00:34:26.570
I mean?
596
00:34:26.590 --> 00:34:28.630
The album itself is a spell.
597
00:34:29.010 --> 00:34:29.429
Yeah.
598
00:34:30.590 --> 00:34:32.789
I don't have a lot of white people on here.
599
00:34:32.809 --> 00:34:35.360
I have a couple. You know what I'm saying? But
600
00:34:35.659 --> 00:34:36.380
not a lot.
601
00:34:36.420 --> 00:34:39.079
I have a lot of them because they conjure things.
602
00:34:42.320 --> 00:34:45.139
You're not wrong. My thinking.
603
00:34:45.579 --> 00:34:46.800
I said conjure.
604
00:34:46.860 --> 00:34:48.559
I was very particular.
605
00:34:49.659 --> 00:34:50.820
Word choice.
606
00:34:51.679 --> 00:34:57.429
Because it's different. You're right. I got a couple on here, though.
607
00:34:58.360 --> 00:35:00.059
I got a couple of, let me see, who do
608
00:35:00.619 --> 00:35:03.940
I have on here of that.
609
00:35:05.579 --> 00:35:09.690
Ilk? Yeah, I was like, I don't know what the
610
00:35:09.710 --> 00:35:11.530
fuck you're talking about.
611
00:35:12.449 --> 00:35:14.690
Well, Witchy Woman by the Eagles.
612
00:35:15.769 --> 00:35:22.840
Ooh, ooh, ooh, witchy woman, see how high she fly.
613
00:35:32.210 --> 00:35:32.690
Oh, yeah.
614
00:35:32.769 --> 00:35:33.030
Yeah.
615
00:35:33.630 --> 00:35:39.769
That's about, you know, somebody who conjures things. If that's
616
00:35:39.809 --> 00:35:42.110
the verbiage we want to use to differentiate.
617
00:35:44.869 --> 00:35:54.079
My next song is... Wait, what? Where is it? Hold on.
618
00:35:54.099 --> 00:35:56.219
Why is it not on here? I know I put
619
00:35:56.260 --> 00:36:04.860
it on here. um maybe I put in another thing
620
00:36:05.219 --> 00:36:10.039
anywho I'll add it later this song has actually been
621
00:36:10.159 --> 00:36:12.260
proven and I think I've talked about this on the
622
00:36:12.300 --> 00:36:15.480
show but like when you play it um if you
623
00:36:15.519 --> 00:36:20.320
manifest things because it has really great frequency um your
624
00:36:20.360 --> 00:36:27.730
manifestations will come to be essentially um But Anita Howard's
625
00:36:27.789 --> 00:36:28.469
Ring My Bell.
626
00:36:28.489 --> 00:36:29.610
Yes.
627
00:36:29.710 --> 00:36:29.829
It's.
628
00:36:29.869 --> 00:36:30.190
Yeah.
629
00:36:51.320 --> 00:36:55.820
You can ring my bell.
630
00:36:55.900 --> 00:36:58.280
Ring my bell. My bell.
631
00:36:59.679 --> 00:37:00.719
Yeah, that does.
632
00:37:00.739 --> 00:37:00.820
Yeah.
633
00:37:01.400 --> 00:37:06.110
And then she comes. Yeah. I'm about to put that
634
00:37:06.179 --> 00:37:08.070
on next time I start floating and spinning.
635
00:37:09.590 --> 00:37:09.929
Yeah.
636
00:37:10.250 --> 00:37:13.389
And I will say, when I go to the gym
637
00:37:13.909 --> 00:37:17.750
and it comes on, I do, like, feel an extra
638
00:37:17.809 --> 00:37:18.530
pep in myself.
639
00:37:18.349 --> 00:37:20.449
Depending on what I'm doing or like.
640
00:37:20.349 --> 00:37:23.570
An extra goal I'm like yeah because I don't believe
641
00:37:23.590 --> 00:37:26.050
in listening I believe in listening to like classic R
642
00:37:26.050 --> 00:37:29.389
& B and shit that's how I get through like
643
00:37:29.469 --> 00:37:32.340
ooh a Spinner's album like you know it's like that's
644
00:37:32.380 --> 00:37:36.039
how I make it through classic albums it's a great
645
00:37:36.079 --> 00:37:38.260
way to visit old music it is like you know
646
00:37:38.280 --> 00:37:39.019
what I mean.
647
00:37:38.880 --> 00:37:41.059
It is but I need like playlists like I need
648
00:37:41.139 --> 00:37:43.159
specific things.
649
00:37:43.239 --> 00:37:46.849
I have a question um Kristen and I were talking
650
00:37:46.889 --> 00:37:51.190
about this earlier, but has Noah ever seen QVC or HSN?
651
00:37:52.849 --> 00:37:54.510
I believe yes, with her Nana.
652
00:37:55.980 --> 00:37:57.840
Okay. Yeah.
653
00:37:57.860 --> 00:38:00.800
Because we were trying to think about how would they
654
00:38:01.699 --> 00:38:05.739
get new, acquire new viewers and things.
655
00:38:06.460 --> 00:38:08.619
I don't know. The only young person I know is Noah.
656
00:38:09.719 --> 00:38:13.070
Let me look. Let's ask her. Let's see. If she's
657
00:38:13.110 --> 00:38:14.750
not on the train, she should answer.
658
00:38:18.039 --> 00:38:18.519
Hey, Cooks.
659
00:38:20.039 --> 00:38:24.900
Are you running? No, I'm going downstairs. Oh, okay. Can
660
00:38:24.920 --> 00:38:29.239
you hear me? Let me take a screenshot of you. Oh,
661
00:38:29.320 --> 00:38:29.679
damn it.
662
00:38:30.179 --> 00:38:30.639
Missed it.
663
00:38:32.820 --> 00:38:36.699
Ah, she lost service. Ah, womp. I'll ask her later.
664
00:38:36.719 --> 00:38:40.500
It's okay. But yeah, we were just curious as to...
665
00:38:41.480 --> 00:38:43.760
You know, how do they attract new customers?
666
00:38:44.159 --> 00:38:47.619
I appreciate the fact that Noah is a child who
667
00:38:47.699 --> 00:38:51.519
has praying grandmothers. And as much time as she spent
668
00:38:51.539 --> 00:38:55.820
with my mother-in-law, because, you know, I was really blessed
669
00:38:55.840 --> 00:39:01.170
to not have to send her to daycare. So she
670
00:39:01.190 --> 00:39:03.190
didn't go to daycare when she was little, little, you know.
671
00:39:03.210 --> 00:39:06.369
And she would go with her nana. So, you know,
672
00:39:07.670 --> 00:39:10.329
because it's, you know, I just, when you can talk.
673
00:39:10.820 --> 00:39:13.659
Tell me what's going on. Not to say that people
674
00:39:13.699 --> 00:39:16.480
don't need daycare, you know what I'm saying, or need
675
00:39:16.519 --> 00:39:20.559
those amenities. But, you know, I'm grateful for the circumstances.
676
00:39:23.010 --> 00:39:25.130
But she had, you know, she'd be at home watching
677
00:39:25.150 --> 00:39:28.090
the stories and Wendy, you know, so when she was two, remember,
678
00:39:28.190 --> 00:39:30.889
Wendy Williams commercials still came on. they would still come on.
679
00:39:31.289 --> 00:39:36.960
She would be like, Wendy! You know, so she still has,
680
00:39:37.360 --> 00:39:40.340
you know, coupons. She still appreciates coupons. Her auntie still
681
00:39:40.380 --> 00:39:44.219
drops coupons off to her. Like they drop off groceries
682
00:39:44.300 --> 00:39:47.659
for her, which is so funny. They drop off groceries.
683
00:39:47.699 --> 00:39:50.159
They get the things that she likes. They bring them
684
00:39:50.219 --> 00:39:52.760
to the crib and they also have coupons in the
685
00:39:52.800 --> 00:39:55.340
back for her. And she'd be like, Auntie Carol dropped
686
00:39:55.360 --> 00:39:58.320
me off some Popeye's coupons. And I'm like, all right,
687
00:39:58.449 --> 00:40:00.230
can we go get my chicken sandwich?
688
00:40:01.010 --> 00:40:01.309
So.
689
00:40:01.949 --> 00:40:04.070
mood if i could get it on the low or
690
00:40:04.090 --> 00:40:05.369
for free you know.
691
00:40:05.130 --> 00:40:07.489
She has black grandmother she goes to my mom's house
692
00:40:07.530 --> 00:40:10.409
she's bored she goes to her nana's house you know
693
00:40:10.429 --> 00:40:11.070
so like.
694
00:40:11.230 --> 00:40:14.260
You need certain experiences as a child she's growing up
695
00:40:14.320 --> 00:40:17.219
in the 80s exactly 20s that's so.
696
00:40:17.199 --> 00:40:20.300
Crazy exactly only thing is she don't it's like stranger
697
00:40:20.340 --> 00:40:23.980
things but outside of that no everything else yeah um
698
00:40:24.000 --> 00:40:31.250
yeah Oh, let's see. When you're talking about frequencies, this
699
00:40:31.289 --> 00:40:33.750
has never been reported to have a frequency, but this
700
00:40:34.090 --> 00:40:39.670
is a song that has always instantly, not put me
701
00:40:39.710 --> 00:40:42.869
in a trance, but a relaxed state when I hear it.
702
00:40:42.929 --> 00:40:47.949
My spirit calms down. And it's Marvin Gaye's After the Dance.
703
00:40:50.159 --> 00:40:51.500
I just, yeah.
704
00:40:51.739 --> 00:40:57.019
After the dance always immediately brings my spirit to a
705
00:40:57.059 --> 00:41:01.340
place of calm and ease.
706
00:41:22.420 --> 00:41:25.539
Let's take a break. And we'll be back with more
707
00:41:25.559 --> 00:41:27.789
of us. Hit it.
708
00:41:28.530 --> 00:41:31.969
After these messages, we'll be right back.
709
00:41:35.510 --> 00:41:39.050
I find the magic wearing a bit thin. However, if
710
00:41:39.090 --> 00:41:41.570
you want the superpowers that I'm talking about, simply watch
711
00:41:41.590 --> 00:41:43.730
this video all the way through to the end. Take
712
00:41:43.789 --> 00:41:45.630
notes if you want to as well. There's a lot
713
00:41:45.670 --> 00:41:48.460
to learn. And like any budding wizard, you'll need to
714
00:41:48.519 --> 00:41:52.000
study to get the best results. Welcome to Real World Magic,
715
00:41:52.039 --> 00:41:53.280
where we make your life more magical.
716
00:41:53.360 --> 00:41:54.099
And we're back. Yep.
717
00:42:00.489 --> 00:42:05.570
Um, songs that are spells. I believe it's my go. Um, yeah,
718
00:42:10.530 --> 00:42:18.050
you know, how do I even, how do I even intro?
719
00:42:19.840 --> 00:42:23.059
Cause you know, growing up when I, when I thought
720
00:42:23.079 --> 00:42:26.360
about this and I was like, you know, we have
721
00:42:26.400 --> 00:42:31.800
been fed spells often, especially, um, You know, Gen Xers,
722
00:42:32.610 --> 00:42:35.590
elder millennials. Like, they used to just be fed to
723
00:42:35.730 --> 00:42:39.869
us in our bedrooms and things late at night and whatever.
724
00:42:41.809 --> 00:42:44.119
So my next song is Enya's Only Time.
725
00:42:44.139 --> 00:42:52.480
Who can say where the road goes Where the day
726
00:42:52.739 --> 00:43:00.909
flows Only time And who can save your love?
727
00:43:02.260 --> 00:43:06.340
The whole Pure Mood soundtrack, honestly. Yeah. Yeah.
728
00:43:06.679 --> 00:43:08.079
That's more of a trance.
729
00:43:10.559 --> 00:43:15.489
You know, what happens after the spell, you know what
730
00:43:15.510 --> 00:43:16.369
I mean?
731
00:43:16.949 --> 00:43:17.610
But, yes.
732
00:43:17.909 --> 00:43:20.969
Again, I told you, Conjure, okay?
733
00:43:21.050 --> 00:43:30.840
Yes. The spirituality of this conjuring. Okay, anyway, I'm not
734
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:37.239
even going to take it that literal this time. As
735
00:43:37.280 --> 00:43:39.829
we're talking about the conjuring side of things, I told
736
00:43:39.869 --> 00:43:42.809
you I have a couple on here. This one I feel,
737
00:43:42.829 --> 00:43:45.969
I know that's not what the song means, but there
738
00:43:46.050 --> 00:43:49.289
is a feeling that comes when you hear this song,
739
00:43:49.309 --> 00:43:53.449
whether it be in the wild or in commercial or whatever.
740
00:43:54.650 --> 00:44:00.369
And I feel like it's a control mechanism. And it's
741
00:44:01.190 --> 00:44:21.340
the zombies' time of the season. Think about it.
742
00:44:22.070 --> 00:44:30.320
It's the time of the season.
743
00:44:30.739 --> 00:44:32.300
It's just, you know what I'm saying? I feel like
744
00:44:32.559 --> 00:44:34.840
they use it to just like stop shit and then
745
00:44:34.880 --> 00:44:39.360
people just stop doing shit. Control mechanism. But yeah, time
746
00:44:39.420 --> 00:44:40.400
of the season, the zombies.
747
00:44:42.449 --> 00:44:45.030
Yeah. Um.
748
00:44:46.909 --> 00:44:53.829
You know, there wouldn't be a Spell playlist or Witchy,
749
00:44:54.130 --> 00:45:00.880
whatever the fuck, without this lady. And I really could
750
00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:15.460
pick any song. Any song. But, you know, Edge of Seventeen.
751
00:45:16.269 --> 00:45:17.289
By Stevie Nicks.
752
00:45:18.909 --> 00:45:19.889
Oh, yeah.
753
00:45:27.110 --> 00:45:38.900
Yeah, she was one of the few on here as well.
754
00:45:39.880 --> 00:45:43.000
She's one of the few. Mine comes in the form
755
00:45:43.079 --> 00:45:46.260
of a Fleetwood Mac song. Landslide.
756
00:45:47.360 --> 00:45:47.699
Yeah.
757
00:45:47.980 --> 00:45:50.079
Yeah. All the same ilk. Yeah.
758
00:45:50.480 --> 00:45:51.780
See, also Tusk.
759
00:45:51.800 --> 00:45:56.010
And Rihanna. And Rihanna.
760
00:45:57.650 --> 00:45:59.329
I was trying not to put Rihanna because it was
761
00:45:59.369 --> 00:46:00.670
like too.
762
00:46:00.690 --> 00:46:02.130
A little obvious.
763
00:46:02.730 --> 00:46:07.869
But yeah. Landslide and Tusk. Fleetwood, I'm telling you, you know. Oh,
764
00:46:07.949 --> 00:46:11.199
mirror in the sky. What is love?
765
00:46:13.090 --> 00:46:15.309
Can the child.
766
00:46:14.550 --> 00:46:22.030
Within my heart rise above? Can I sail through the changing?
767
00:46:22.190 --> 00:46:23.510
They were some witchy.
768
00:46:24.789 --> 00:46:28.369
Folk people because they weren't necessarily hillbillies.
769
00:46:29.010 --> 00:46:31.349
Well, Crosby was. But, you know.
770
00:46:31.369 --> 00:46:34.769
I'd like to say they were Irish. I'm just going
771
00:46:34.829 --> 00:46:35.909
to start using Irish.
772
00:46:35.929 --> 00:46:40.090
I don't think that's funny. They were some outlaw whites.
773
00:46:40.139 --> 00:46:44.539
They're the only respectable ones. Yeah, it was outlaw white.
774
00:46:44.599 --> 00:46:45.659
Like, okay, he was Irish.
775
00:46:45.679 --> 00:46:46.829
Outlaw in a good way.
776
00:46:47.110 --> 00:46:48.590
And not Irish from Boston.
777
00:46:50.909 --> 00:46:54.230
Rhode Island, New York, Connecticut.
778
00:46:55.210 --> 00:47:02.039
Not y'all. Anyway. Yeah, okay. Well, that was mine. I
779
00:47:02.079 --> 00:47:04.139
followed you up with the landslide and the tusk because
780
00:47:04.400 --> 00:47:05.760
I agree with you on that front.
781
00:47:08.099 --> 00:47:09.539
Well, my next one.
782
00:47:11.909 --> 00:47:19.219
Is very, very, when I was a kid, I thought
783
00:47:19.260 --> 00:47:21.639
this was like from a, because they used to use
784
00:47:21.659 --> 00:47:23.739
it in commercials a lot, but I thought it was
785
00:47:23.780 --> 00:47:28.280
like a specific place until I moved to New York
786
00:47:28.380 --> 00:47:30.440
and I realized this was a specific place.
787
00:47:32.739 --> 00:47:35.210
But Tom's Diner by Susan Venkates.
788
00:47:55.800 --> 00:47:56.739
That, even as a kid.
789
00:47:56.760 --> 00:48:00.980
I was standing on the corner.
790
00:48:01.059 --> 00:48:01.260
Yeah.
791
00:48:03.099 --> 00:48:06.920
Yeah. I, as a kid, that song would stop me
792
00:48:06.960 --> 00:48:07.599
in my tracks.
793
00:48:09.079 --> 00:48:09.300
Mm-hmm.
794
00:48:10.280 --> 00:48:10.820
Always.
795
00:48:11.360 --> 00:48:13.559
Like, I would always... It would stop me.
796
00:48:14.139 --> 00:48:14.289
I'm not.
797
00:48:14.460 --> 00:48:16.579
Yeah, actually, that's a really good choice. I didn't even
798
00:48:16.599 --> 00:48:17.260
think about that.
799
00:48:17.280 --> 00:48:19.760
Ooh, I just got some... I've been thinking.
800
00:48:22.260 --> 00:48:22.900
Doing something.
801
00:48:23.440 --> 00:48:23.739
I get.
802
00:48:23.760 --> 00:48:28.860
I just got goosebumps a little bit.
803
00:48:28.880 --> 00:48:30.760
Witches and gays.
804
00:48:34.619 --> 00:48:36.469
Black women are witches, so you know.
805
00:48:37.190 --> 00:48:37.369
Well.
806
00:48:39.340 --> 00:48:47.480
Some of us. Some of y'all are Jasmine Crockett. Which
807
00:48:47.579 --> 00:48:51.139
direction do I want to go? Okay, this is from
808
00:48:51.179 --> 00:48:53.079
the 90s. This is a song from the 90s, and
809
00:48:53.099 --> 00:48:55.980
you would not think of it as a spell. But
810
00:48:56.179 --> 00:49:02.480
even the way the wind comes into the song, it'll
811
00:49:02.500 --> 00:49:06.659
sit you down for a second. And I never thought
812
00:49:06.719 --> 00:49:10.619
that I would put a magical song in the same
813
00:49:10.679 --> 00:49:20.179
sentence with Johnny Gill, but Shanice's silent prayer. Yes.
814
00:49:20.219 --> 00:49:25.780
Yes. Yeah. Yeah.
815
00:49:38.480 --> 00:49:39.360
Go listen to it, kids.
816
00:49:39.420 --> 00:49:39.880
Okay.
817
00:49:40.199 --> 00:49:40.519
Mm-hmm.
818
00:49:42.099 --> 00:49:42.519
Okay.
819
00:49:42.599 --> 00:49:45.929
Mm-hmm. Shanice is like a black... She was a black
820
00:49:45.989 --> 00:49:50.050
Disney princess that didn't get her just due. Shanice deserved more.
821
00:49:50.389 --> 00:49:51.489
Justice for Shanice.
822
00:49:53.610 --> 00:49:54.230
Yeah.
823
00:49:54.429 --> 00:49:55.800
I'll, like....
824
00:49:56.750 --> 00:49:58.969
Because it's so funny now, I hear that... Because I
825
00:49:59.010 --> 00:50:00.889
hate I Like Your Smile. That was, like, the worst
826
00:50:00.909 --> 00:50:03.159
song she has. Because, like, she has a great voice.
827
00:50:03.179 --> 00:50:05.019
No, Silent Prayer was her best work.
828
00:50:05.920 --> 00:50:06.699
I'm telling you.
829
00:50:06.760 --> 00:50:07.099
Yeah.
830
00:50:10.280 --> 00:50:12.340
Of course they want to do construction right in front
831
00:50:12.380 --> 00:50:13.099
of my building.
832
00:50:13.320 --> 00:50:15.280
And niggas is yelling out here. No, did you hear
833
00:50:15.300 --> 00:50:16.159
the niggas yelling out here?
834
00:50:16.179 --> 00:50:17.500
No.
835
00:50:17.519 --> 00:50:17.719
Okay.
836
00:50:19.159 --> 00:50:20.039
We good.
837
00:50:20.139 --> 00:50:25.019
Okay, so like, you know, it's election season, so therefore
838
00:50:25.059 --> 00:50:27.199
the mayor is pressed to do things.
839
00:50:27.219 --> 00:50:28.559
Trying to get the house in order.
840
00:50:28.579 --> 00:50:33.840
Because, I mean, I don't think she in trouble, but...
841
00:50:34.780 --> 00:50:37.719
Somehow they think she is, but whatever the fuck. It's
842
00:50:37.800 --> 00:50:40.940
always a big push for the clean up. Yeah.
843
00:50:41.639 --> 00:50:44.579
Anywho, is it my turn?
844
00:50:44.719 --> 00:50:45.119
Yeah.
845
00:50:48.510 --> 00:50:54.010
Okay. This song is very, I was going to bring
846
00:50:54.030 --> 00:50:57.170
this up earlier. It is very long.
847
00:50:58.309 --> 00:51:02.449
And when I tell you they wasted no tape on
848
00:51:02.510 --> 00:51:08.320
this song, I'm going to tell you, do you want
849
00:51:08.340 --> 00:51:09.780
to guess how long the song is?
850
00:51:09.780 --> 00:51:12.440
16 minutes.
851
00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:16.239
Is that your final answer?
852
00:51:16.579 --> 00:51:19.159
Yeah.
853
00:51:19.159 --> 00:51:22.940
16 minutes and 46 seconds. 49 seconds.
854
00:51:24.380 --> 00:51:28.260
You know, this song was illegal in a bunch of
855
00:51:28.300 --> 00:51:36.750
places because of its obscene content and performance nature um
856
00:51:40.519 --> 00:51:43.559
but if you listen to all 16 minutes and 49
857
00:51:43.559 --> 00:51:46.980
seconds you will feel that there is a spell put
858
00:51:47.059 --> 00:51:51.150
on him and it's donna summer's love to love you baby.
859
00:52:08.119 --> 00:52:08.260
Ah.
860
00:52:10.099 --> 00:52:13.800
You know, and any song that makes people react in
861
00:52:13.860 --> 00:52:17.260
that way too has to have some undertones to it.
862
00:52:18.519 --> 00:52:19.320
Mm-hmm.
863
00:52:19.719 --> 00:52:25.320
Yeah, because she's, you know, Having orgasms, you know, in
864
00:52:25.360 --> 00:52:29.389
the studio. She, too, is jacking off and stroking her
865
00:52:29.449 --> 00:52:31.769
hog in the fucking studio.
866
00:52:31.789 --> 00:52:37.789
Not stroking a hog. That is horrible. Nigga, you didn't
867
00:52:37.829 --> 00:52:41.719
say playing the violin or anything.
868
00:52:42.599 --> 00:52:47.900
Double-clicking her mouth, whatever the fuck. Jilling off, whatever. Whatever.
869
00:52:48.980 --> 00:52:51.829
Flick the beat. I don't know.
870
00:52:51.849 --> 00:52:53.670
She might have stroked her hog too.
871
00:52:53.690 --> 00:52:55.349
I don't know too.
872
00:52:55.730 --> 00:52:57.800
Flick the penis. It doesn't sound comfortable.
873
00:52:57.820 --> 00:53:02.000
Double clicking. Whatever, girl. I don't know. Reading a book.
874
00:53:03.820 --> 00:53:05.019
Whatever it is.
875
00:53:05.440 --> 00:53:06.920
Reading Braille.
876
00:53:07.000 --> 00:53:07.440
I don't know.
877
00:53:07.480 --> 00:53:10.340
Wait, was that a list?
878
00:53:10.360 --> 00:53:15.000
That's too inside baseball for me. No. I don't know.
879
00:53:15.019 --> 00:53:17.460
Maybe your pussy can read, girl. I don't know.
880
00:53:17.480 --> 00:53:20.949
Maybe it got something to say.
881
00:53:32.789 --> 00:53:33.630
Yeah, I guess you're right.
882
00:53:33.650 --> 00:53:34.670
Just like Babyface.
883
00:53:35.190 --> 00:53:35.429
No.
884
00:53:37.710 --> 00:53:40.130
He was stroking his hog while doing weight.
885
00:53:41.320 --> 00:53:43.940
Stroking the hog is more appropriate in a particular sense.
886
00:53:47.179 --> 00:53:48.380
I don't know what Donald Trump is.
887
00:53:48.400 --> 00:53:48.679
That's right.
888
00:53:48.699 --> 00:53:50.739
Squeeze your little fat piggy baby face.
889
00:53:54.880 --> 00:53:57.659
Oh, it's horrible. I don't know what Donald Trump is.
890
00:53:57.780 --> 00:53:58.219
I don't know.
891
00:53:58.530 --> 00:54:00.030
You know what? We need to move on to the
892
00:54:00.070 --> 00:54:03.909
next election. Gender is a construct.
893
00:54:06.710 --> 00:54:13.619
Okay, so let's see. Oh, you've mentioned this lady. You
894
00:54:13.679 --> 00:54:16.460
love this lady, actually, so I thought you might appreciate
895
00:54:16.519 --> 00:54:19.519
the selection. I don't know if you've ever thought about
896
00:54:19.539 --> 00:54:26.289
the way this song sounds, but Shirley Bassey's Light My Fire. I....
897
00:54:43.630 --> 00:54:46.570
I could have put a lot of, yeah. No, I
898
00:54:46.590 --> 00:54:49.090
don't have any of Shirley Bassey on here.
899
00:54:50.769 --> 00:54:52.050
Okay.
900
00:54:52.429 --> 00:54:53.050
Where are we going?
901
00:54:55.150 --> 00:54:55.630
Okay.
902
00:54:57.130 --> 00:55:05.860
Well, one of my favorite songs also did not waste tape.
903
00:55:07.280 --> 00:55:08.579
This song is 7 Minutes and 47 Seconds.
904
00:55:08.639 --> 00:55:18.750
And I will say, it's not necessarily, the intention is
905
00:55:19.130 --> 00:55:24.909
to be calm and tranquil. Because that is the end of,
906
00:55:24.929 --> 00:55:28.150
it's a conceptual, it comes from a conceptual album and
907
00:55:28.190 --> 00:55:32.630
at the end is to invoke like Japanese stillness and
908
00:55:32.710 --> 00:55:33.969
calmness and things.
909
00:55:35.610 --> 00:55:36.349
Shut up!
910
00:55:40.110 --> 00:55:40.769
Oh my God.
911
00:55:42.690 --> 00:55:44.070
Outside is outflighting.
912
00:55:44.860 --> 00:55:47.570
So much. And I can't breathe if I don't have
913
00:55:47.610 --> 00:55:52.670
this fucking window open. Oh, my gosh. We're all going
914
00:55:52.690 --> 00:55:53.710
to die here.
915
00:55:53.869 --> 00:55:59.460
Oh, my God, we are.
916
00:56:00.840 --> 00:56:20.739
But no, Aquius Transmission by Incubus. Oh, I see.
917
00:56:20.760 --> 00:56:24.559
Okay, yeah, I see what you're talking about.
918
00:56:24.579 --> 00:56:29.579
Okay. It says violin. Also, strings.
919
00:56:32.400 --> 00:56:35.000
Wait, Incubus didn't sing that song. What song am I
920
00:56:35.019 --> 00:56:36.219
thinking of from Incubus?
921
00:56:37.969 --> 00:56:42.030
Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there.
922
00:56:42.650 --> 00:56:45.139
I was thinking, who's singing the look at this photograph?
923
00:56:45.199 --> 00:56:51.380
Who sings that? Okay, anyway. Yeah, that was a good song.
924
00:56:51.900 --> 00:56:56.500
I'll be there. Yeah, that was a good one.
925
00:56:56.760 --> 00:56:57.159
Okay.
926
00:56:57.679 --> 00:57:00.159
Do I have anything like that on here? Well, actually,
927
00:57:00.199 --> 00:57:03.559
going back to your Donna Summer selection, I was like,
928
00:57:03.579 --> 00:57:06.530
you know, the disco era did have like, They was
929
00:57:06.570 --> 00:57:09.349
putting cocaine on the tracks. You know what I mean? Oh, yeah.
930
00:57:09.550 --> 00:57:11.630
It was cocaine and magic on some of the tracks.
931
00:57:12.090 --> 00:57:12.510
Dust.
932
00:57:12.849 --> 00:57:16.940
And I know we've talked about this lady, especially recently,
933
00:57:17.000 --> 00:57:22.880
if you happen to catch our live. But Diana Ross's
934
00:57:22.960 --> 00:57:25.599
love hangover is spelling.
935
00:57:25.679 --> 00:57:27.739
Never let it out of my mind.
936
00:57:28.090 --> 00:57:28.780
Cause I.
937
00:57:34.900 --> 00:57:37.409
I've got the sweetest hangover.
938
00:57:37.610 --> 00:57:41.610
I don't want to get over it.
939
00:57:42.030 --> 00:57:44.570
Oh, that's on my list. Yeah.
940
00:57:45.170 --> 00:57:48.389
I feel like that was her response or her trying
941
00:57:48.429 --> 00:57:48.750
to get.
942
00:57:51.409 --> 00:57:55.130
Which came out first? Love to Love You or Love Hangover?
943
00:57:55.150 --> 00:57:57.809
Because I want to know if Love to Love You
944
00:57:57.849 --> 00:58:01.250
came out first and then Diana was like, I can
945
00:58:01.289 --> 00:58:02.889
make something more palatable.
946
00:58:03.110 --> 00:58:08.480
Donna Summer. Love to love you. 75.
947
00:58:08.480 --> 00:58:08.900
Okay.
948
00:58:09.420 --> 00:58:10.940
Diana Ross. Love.
949
00:58:11.139 --> 00:58:15.579
Hangover. 76.
950
00:58:15.840 --> 00:58:18.820
She seemed like the type of bitch to do that to.
951
00:58:21.320 --> 00:58:23.340
You know what I'm saying? She is mother to Joan Clayton.
952
00:58:23.699 --> 00:58:27.699
So there was a little bit of hater in there.
953
00:58:27.739 --> 00:58:30.909
When things weren't going her way. Okay. So that was
954
00:58:30.929 --> 00:58:32.510
her clean response.
955
00:58:34.030 --> 00:58:38.300
You know what I mean? Because, like, Love Hangover is very... Yeah,
956
00:58:39.989 --> 00:58:42.980
and she kind of, like, does moans and.
957
00:58:42.920 --> 00:58:48.320
Shit in the... But not over as... Uh-huh, exactly.
958
00:58:48.960 --> 00:58:52.340
Donna Summer, you know, getting railed in the studio. You
959
00:58:52.460 --> 00:58:55.260
know what I mean?
960
00:58:55.380 --> 00:58:57.159
She's like... She was having a time.
961
00:58:57.179 --> 00:58:59.719
Bitch, I'm on an island, ho. Me and my niggas.
962
00:58:59.920 --> 00:59:00.400
Okay.
963
00:59:00.460 --> 00:59:02.400
Jet set or whatever the fuck.
964
00:59:02.440 --> 00:59:02.840
Yeah.
965
00:59:07.000 --> 00:59:09.420
Yeah. Yeah, Diane was just.
966
00:59:09.440 --> 00:59:11.320
Back shots on the balcony.
967
00:59:13.719 --> 00:59:18.170
With a disco beat, it would have ate. It would
968
00:59:18.190 --> 00:59:19.469
have been a song on Drag Race.
969
00:59:19.789 --> 00:59:22.929
Oh my gosh. It would have been a Glorilla song.
970
00:59:25.550 --> 00:59:30.969
So my next song. is, I'm bringing it back to black.
971
00:59:31.170 --> 00:59:31.510
Okay.
972
00:59:36.900 --> 00:59:44.000
This goes back to the vibe kind of thing. You know,
973
00:59:45.440 --> 00:59:50.650
although it could be a spell, like one of these, like,
974
00:59:50.769 --> 00:59:53.550
you know, them sexy sirens, you know what I mean?
975
00:59:54.769 --> 00:59:56.610
But Sending My Love by Jeanne. Okay.
976
01:00:15.429 --> 01:00:18.349
And sealing it with a kiss.
977
01:00:20.469 --> 01:00:20.829
Yeah.
978
01:00:22.030 --> 01:00:28.840
Yeah, Ja'Nae, they got magic on them. Individually and collectively,
979
01:00:28.880 --> 01:00:33.940
they got magic on them. I like that. You know
980
01:00:33.980 --> 01:00:37.170
who else had magic on them? We love her across
981
01:00:37.210 --> 01:00:40.369
the board, down, up, and around. And I feel like
982
01:00:40.389 --> 01:00:44.199
her voice is magic within itself. But the selection that
983
01:00:44.260 --> 01:00:51.860
I picked was Sunday and Sister Jones by Roberta Flack.
984
01:00:54.679 --> 01:00:58.250
I still hear moaning songs.
985
01:00:58.349 --> 01:01:07.059
Life was crying from a body. Oh, my gosh.
986
01:01:07.599 --> 01:01:12.880
So yesterday, we had found this old clip of young
987
01:01:12.940 --> 01:01:19.119
Aretha Franklin, Roberta Flagg, Sarah Vaughan, and Peggy Lee all
988
01:01:19.139 --> 01:01:21.389
singing this whole thing.
989
01:01:21.469 --> 01:01:22.769
I don't know where it was.
990
01:01:23.349 --> 01:01:23.829
Together?
991
01:01:23.849 --> 01:01:25.650
I just got chills. Yeah.
992
01:01:26.469 --> 01:01:29.329
It was so like Peggy Lee was the only white
993
01:01:29.409 --> 01:01:31.070
one up there, but she held her own.
994
01:01:31.170 --> 01:01:34.150
And it was so magical to watch.
995
01:01:34.389 --> 01:01:35.150
Yeah.
996
01:01:36.849 --> 01:01:41.429
Yeah, but I was like, everybody there was at the
997
01:01:41.469 --> 01:01:43.869
top of their game. Like, Roberta Flack was at the
998
01:01:43.909 --> 01:01:46.269
top of her game with writing and things, and just
999
01:01:46.309 --> 01:01:49.550
her voice was so amazing. And of course, young Aretha,
1000
01:01:49.570 --> 01:01:51.789
that's the era where she nothing but just sang and
1001
01:01:51.809 --> 01:01:52.630
wore caftans.
1002
01:01:52.650 --> 01:01:55.309
You know what I mean? Because remember, she didn't wear bras.
1003
01:01:55.369 --> 01:01:57.650
She didn't wear drawers. It was the caftan that was it,
1004
01:01:57.650 --> 01:01:58.590
and the natural.
1005
01:01:58.750 --> 01:01:59.030
Yeah.
1006
01:01:59.570 --> 01:02:02.969
No, Roberta is me, and I'm Roberta. Like, Roberta does
1007
01:02:02.989 --> 01:02:09.199
something to my spirit. Just hearing her. So yes, I
1008
01:02:09.239 --> 01:02:10.690
did Sunday and Sister Jones.
1009
01:02:12.309 --> 01:02:17.030
I love that. I'm going to keep it black.
1010
01:02:18.329 --> 01:02:24.070
On that type of thing, that kind of slower teen thing,
1011
01:02:25.050 --> 01:02:27.190
I have two songs by this lady on here. I
1012
01:02:27.889 --> 01:02:30.469
have two songs by a couple people on here, but
1013
01:02:30.510 --> 01:02:32.909
this particular lady, I have two songs by her. And
1014
01:02:35.059 --> 01:02:40.619
They're both very, they're like spells when you hear them.
1015
01:02:40.800 --> 01:02:43.429
But this one actually sounds like a spell because it's
1016
01:02:43.489 --> 01:02:48.010
a command. But it's Cab Ride by Tweet.
1017
01:02:48.130 --> 01:02:53.250
Will you be so kind to stop at a steak?
1018
01:03:05.230 --> 01:03:06.050
You want to know?
1019
01:03:06.210 --> 01:03:09.769
Oh, my God. I want to feel him all of
1020
01:03:09.809 --> 01:03:10.849
me in his home.
1021
01:03:11.250 --> 01:03:17.719
Wait. I had Call Me on here. Yeah.
1022
01:03:18.300 --> 01:03:20.880
Call Me is it? Take a shot.
1023
01:03:22.510 --> 01:03:24.329
I told you how I feel about that. That's very
1024
01:03:24.409 --> 01:03:26.989
much about it. That's Harry Tubman singing that song, so
1025
01:03:27.050 --> 01:03:31.139
it's not like... Baby, you the man. Because you put
1026
01:03:31.179 --> 01:03:39.360
a man in it. The first two songs, tell me
1027
01:03:39.380 --> 01:03:41.119
what I did last night.
1028
01:03:41.840 --> 01:03:46.320
I came home, said about a cold one. Colder than
1029
01:03:46.460 --> 01:03:49.639
a three. That's some rockin' champ music.
1030
01:03:51.940 --> 01:03:53.000
That's what I'm going to be listening to.
1031
01:03:53.019 --> 01:03:55.940
I love jigaboo music, dude. That's what that meme comes in.
1032
01:03:55.960 --> 01:03:59.239
Aren't you so glad I said that to you?
1033
01:04:00.860 --> 01:04:01.280
No.
1034
01:04:03.889 --> 01:04:06.289
You were the first person I thought of.
1035
01:04:06.289 --> 01:04:07.090
But I had to make.
1036
01:04:07.969 --> 01:04:09.989
If you're on Patreon, you're able to see what just
1037
01:04:10.050 --> 01:04:11.829
happened because I put the clip in there.
1038
01:04:11.949 --> 01:04:14.730
But, yeah. Anywho.
1039
01:04:14.750 --> 01:04:17.960
Oh, let me pull out my.
1040
01:04:22.090 --> 01:04:26.550
Okay, let's see. All right, still staying kind of in the...
1041
01:04:26.510 --> 01:04:32.989
Still staying black and still staying in a... I think
1042
01:04:33.090 --> 01:04:40.940
that gospel music and jazz music and those.
1043
01:04:42.320 --> 01:04:45.079
I think those are full of magic. I feel like
1044
01:04:45.119 --> 01:04:50.349
they're full of magic. This is a kind of a
1045
01:04:50.469 --> 01:04:57.760
mix of both. sung by a matriarch musically who.
1046
01:04:59.860 --> 01:05:03.199
Mahalia Jackson, okay? So that you already know from the voice.
1047
01:05:03.719 --> 01:05:07.300
And the song is Summertime slash Sometimes I Feel Like
1048
01:05:07.340 --> 01:05:08.500
a Motherless Child.
1049
01:05:09.659 --> 01:05:35.699
Summertime And the living is easy Fish are jumping.
1050
01:05:36.179 --> 01:05:39.099
She has my favorite gospel song, How Great Thou Art.
1051
01:05:39.159 --> 01:05:42.760
Her version is very like, it makes you, it makes
1052
01:05:42.820 --> 01:05:44.780
us very humbling. It makes you see like the world
1053
01:05:44.820 --> 01:05:46.989
very different. Like, oh, this is what God has done.
1054
01:05:47.210 --> 01:05:48.929
Okay, great.
1055
01:05:51.170 --> 01:06:02.340
My next song. Someone brought this up on Instagram in
1056
01:06:02.360 --> 01:06:07.860
a video. And it's a very unsung song by her.
1057
01:06:08.590 --> 01:06:10.210
I think it has a lot to do with because
1058
01:06:10.449 --> 01:06:12.690
it's more of a poem than anything.
1059
01:06:12.769 --> 01:06:17.050
But it was very instrumental in this album.
1060
01:06:18.130 --> 01:06:20.409
And the way she says it does sound like a spell,
1061
01:06:20.570 --> 01:06:24.829
even though it's girl, get up, after I think about it.
1062
01:06:26.230 --> 01:06:27.389
Of the lyrical content.
1063
01:06:27.409 --> 01:06:28.369
There's intersections.
1064
01:06:32.000 --> 01:06:49.949
But Jill Scott, Honey Molasses. Japan, Africa, Rome.
1065
01:06:50.679 --> 01:06:53.969
Honey molasses.
1066
01:06:54.960 --> 01:07:02.699
Ebony, magistrate, chocolate, brown sugar. They could have played that
1067
01:07:02.760 --> 01:07:03.500
in centers.
1068
01:07:03.599 --> 01:07:05.659
They could have.
1069
01:07:05.699 --> 01:07:06.219
Yeah.
1070
01:07:06.300 --> 01:07:09.679
Yeah, they could have. When Wumi was doing all of you,
1071
01:07:09.699 --> 01:07:11.400
they could have played honey molasses.
1072
01:07:11.480 --> 01:07:12.019
Yeah.
1073
01:07:15.829 --> 01:07:21.099
Ebony. I do that all, you know, that's actually a
1074
01:07:21.219 --> 01:07:24.280
stim for me where I will, I'll be watching, I'll
1075
01:07:24.300 --> 01:07:28.170
be like, honey, more lasses. So if I'm pouring it
1076
01:07:28.289 --> 01:07:35.889
into my... Honey, more lasses. Oh, Jill makes a lot
1077
01:07:35.969 --> 01:07:41.429
of stimmy music. That Crown Royal. Crown Royal quietness is kept.
1078
01:07:41.510 --> 01:07:45.369
It's not on my list, but that might be a spell.
1079
01:07:45.489 --> 01:07:49.269
Yeah, for an exchange crowd.
1080
01:07:49.309 --> 01:07:50.369
That's conjuring.
1081
01:07:50.449 --> 01:07:50.670
Yeah.
1082
01:08:03.159 --> 01:08:06.349
We have to find another example. Don't attack me, Eric
1083
01:08:06.369 --> 01:08:08.829
Robinson fans. No, we got to because me and Zoe
1084
01:08:08.849 --> 01:08:11.230
got the same birthday. We always wish each other a
1085
01:08:11.289 --> 01:08:12.230
happy birthday.
1086
01:08:12.349 --> 01:08:16.090
I love her. I love her. Love my nigga Fonte.
1087
01:08:16.130 --> 01:08:16.770
But you know what?
1088
01:08:16.810 --> 01:08:17.250
You're right.
1089
01:08:18.050 --> 01:08:21.569
Everybody got a fandom that look like they fandom, child.
1090
01:08:21.590 --> 01:08:24.149
Look, I love Jack Grace. Don't love the fandom, though.
1091
01:08:24.170 --> 01:08:28.069
No, listen. That fandom is good.
1092
01:08:31.970 --> 01:08:35.829
Woo, my God, that is funny. Oh, where do we
1093
01:08:35.869 --> 01:08:39.810
want to go? Oh, that was funny. Okay, same thing.
1094
01:08:39.899 --> 01:08:41.880
I like when we follow each other and stay on themes.
1095
01:08:43.680 --> 01:08:46.380
You knew I wasn't going to go past without putting
1096
01:08:46.399 --> 01:08:49.979
this lady on my list. By the way, have you
1097
01:08:50.020 --> 01:08:55.340
listened to the new Erica and Alchemist project?
1098
01:08:55.340 --> 01:08:57.680
No, because... Oh, okay.
1099
01:08:57.699 --> 01:08:58.260
All right.
1100
01:08:59.180 --> 01:09:01.899
What? No, no, it was because... I was about to
1101
01:09:01.920 --> 01:09:03.880
say no, because Chris came home.
1102
01:09:03.939 --> 01:09:08.270
But no, because I haven't... I don't listen, consume music
1103
01:09:08.329 --> 01:09:09.189
the same way anymore.
1104
01:09:09.210 --> 01:09:09.289
Okay.
1105
01:09:09.430 --> 01:09:10.829
And I haven't been to the gym in a while,
1106
01:09:10.850 --> 01:09:13.029
so I need to go back and play. Yes, I
1107
01:09:13.069 --> 01:09:16.010
know it's out. Okay. But I haven't had time to
1108
01:09:16.050 --> 01:09:16.310
listen to it.
1109
01:09:16.310 --> 01:09:17.229
Give it a listen.
1110
01:09:17.289 --> 01:09:17.350
Um.
1111
01:09:19.250 --> 01:09:22.039
But I think Erica has two spellies, more than two.
1112
01:09:22.100 --> 01:09:24.079
But the two that I was able to narrow it
1113
01:09:24.159 --> 01:09:30.960
down to is AD2000 and Orange Moon.
1114
01:09:34.560 --> 01:09:43.970
Then he turned to me He saw his reflection in me.
1115
01:09:47.720 --> 01:09:48.739
Orange Moon, definitely.
1116
01:09:48.779 --> 01:09:52.859
Also a song they could have put in centers.
1117
01:09:53.020 --> 01:09:58.689
Yeah, they could have, actually. Yeah, Orange Moon, for sure.
1118
01:09:58.930 --> 01:10:00.649
That's my number one selection.
1119
01:10:06.649 --> 01:10:12.729
My next song is more of a declaration than anything.
1120
01:10:12.750 --> 01:10:12.850
Okay.
1121
01:10:17.819 --> 01:10:20.930
But I feel like, you know how when witches or
1122
01:10:20.970 --> 01:10:23.250
things get mad, when people get mad, they just say things,
1123
01:10:23.310 --> 01:10:26.210
and all of a sudden, all this race turned into something,
1124
01:10:26.250 --> 01:10:27.869
and poof, and things changed.
1125
01:10:27.649 --> 01:10:31.489
Or something like that? Mm-hmm. Well, my next song is
1126
01:10:31.550 --> 01:10:32.909
Jill Scott's Gotta Get Up.
1127
01:10:34.430 --> 01:10:38.189
I don't want to go to work today.
1128
01:10:47.109 --> 01:10:47.750
I'd rather.
1129
01:10:49.729 --> 01:10:51.449
I don't want to go to work today.
1130
01:10:51.470 --> 01:10:54.850
I want to stay home and play video games. I
1131
01:10:54.890 --> 01:10:56.050
want to sit and chill.
1132
01:10:56.590 --> 01:10:58.149
You know what I mean? All that shit. She want
1133
01:10:58.170 --> 01:10:59.350
to stroke her hog too.
1134
01:10:59.630 --> 01:10:59.789
No.
1135
01:11:00.350 --> 01:11:02.529
Everything does not lead back to masturbation.
1136
01:11:04.789 --> 01:11:05.510
Does it not?
1137
01:11:07.369 --> 01:11:17.699
You're probably right. You're probably right. It probably does.
1138
01:11:17.939 --> 01:11:22.100
Please don't entertain that foolishness, please.
1139
01:11:22.439 --> 01:11:23.060
You're not wrong.
1140
01:11:26.859 --> 01:11:28.739
But yeah, I don't listen.
1141
01:11:28.779 --> 01:11:30.689
I used to sing that song all the time when
1142
01:11:30.729 --> 01:11:33.829
I used to work for that one company.
1143
01:11:33.869 --> 01:11:35.609
So that was your mantra. That was your chant. That
1144
01:11:35.630 --> 01:11:37.829
was your spell to push you.
1145
01:11:37.850 --> 01:11:40.029
I do not want to get out, girl.
1146
01:11:40.329 --> 01:11:40.689
Yes.
1147
01:11:41.119 --> 01:11:43.510
I mean I didn't want to just stay home and
1148
01:11:43.529 --> 01:11:45.470
play video games but I was just like girl I
1149
01:11:45.689 --> 01:11:46.829
just don't want to.
1150
01:11:46.550 --> 01:11:47.250
Be here no.
1151
01:11:51.470 --> 01:11:56.350
Speaking of not wanting to be here because some also
1152
01:11:56.380 --> 01:11:58.680
let's be clear all these people on this list we're
1153
01:11:58.699 --> 01:12:04.739
not calling them some of them are you know they
1154
01:12:04.760 --> 01:12:09.239
might identify with the occult community but that's not what
1155
01:12:09.279 --> 01:12:14.029
this is about Now, this particular selection and this particular artist,
1156
01:12:14.210 --> 01:12:19.760
I believe, is full of magic. Human and music. This
1157
01:12:19.850 --> 01:12:24.359
person is magical. Their music is magical. And you know
1158
01:12:24.399 --> 01:12:28.479
it's Stevie Wonder. And you know there's multiple selections. I
1159
01:12:28.500 --> 01:12:31.899
had to figure out how to narrow it down.
1160
01:12:31.920 --> 01:12:35.609
I chose not to put him on here because I
1161
01:12:35.670 --> 01:12:36.630
knew you would have that.
1162
01:12:37.109 --> 01:12:41.170
Thank you so much. So first and foremost, the entire
1163
01:12:41.229 --> 01:12:44.010
Secret Life of Plants album. If we had to choose
1164
01:12:44.109 --> 01:12:49.130
one from there, maybe the first Garden, which has no lyrics.
1165
01:12:51.869 --> 01:12:54.560
But it just gives you a feeling. But the whole
1166
01:12:54.600 --> 01:12:57.640
Secret Life of Plants. But the song I was thinking
1167
01:12:57.819 --> 01:12:59.899
of that is on Visions is They Won't Go When
1168
01:12:59.920 --> 01:13:14.510
I Go. And in the fifth verse, it just sparked it.
1169
01:13:14.489 --> 01:13:17.470
When you said, I don't want to be here. The
1170
01:13:17.529 --> 01:13:19.350
greed of man will be far away from me.
1171
01:13:19.710 --> 01:13:38.960
And my soul will be free. And they won't go
1172
01:13:39.000 --> 01:13:41.050
when I go. I was like, ooh, look, ooh, just
1173
01:13:41.060 --> 01:13:46.189
got chills again. So yes, Stevie's Secret Life of Plants,
1174
01:13:46.270 --> 01:13:48.029
but they won't go when I go.
1175
01:13:57.329 --> 01:13:58.390
This song.
1176
01:14:02.029 --> 01:14:03.029
I don't know really where.
1177
01:14:03.090 --> 01:14:05.989
This was a very weird time in music and just
1178
01:14:06.029 --> 01:14:07.869
pop culture in general.
1179
01:14:08.770 --> 01:14:12.180
I think it was also ushering in a neo.
1180
01:14:12.199 --> 01:14:18.739
I don't want to say this is the beginning of
1181
01:14:18.800 --> 01:14:20.449
Black Lives Matter, but this was a.
1182
01:14:21.239 --> 01:14:21.619
It was.
1183
01:14:22.180 --> 01:14:26.420
Black people in the 2010s were, you know, creating these
1184
01:14:26.680 --> 01:14:30.180
alt spaces for them to flourish and grow, right?
1185
01:14:31.100 --> 01:14:31.199
Um.
1186
01:14:32.359 --> 01:14:37.659
And so, you know, Solange created a space called St.
1187
01:14:37.699 --> 01:14:45.140
Heron for artists alike to join and collab on whatever
1188
01:14:45.159 --> 01:14:45.939
that may be.
1189
01:14:46.779 --> 01:14:48.520
And they came out with an album.
1190
01:14:49.960 --> 01:14:50.359
Okay.
1191
01:14:50.439 --> 01:14:54.239
And one of the songs, surprisingly, an artist that was
1192
01:14:54.380 --> 01:14:59.100
on there was Cassie. And so my next song is
1193
01:14:59.340 --> 01:15:00.899
Endo by Cassie.
1194
01:15:07.659 --> 01:15:17.170
Oh, wow.
1195
01:15:17.270 --> 01:15:20.470
I definitely did not.
1196
01:15:21.310 --> 01:15:21.590
Yeah.
1197
01:15:22.010 --> 01:15:23.670
If you listen to it, you'll be like, oh, this
1198
01:15:23.689 --> 01:15:27.750
sounds like. Let's see. I do think it's about weed.
1199
01:15:28.189 --> 01:15:29.310
It's called Endo.
1200
01:15:31.659 --> 01:15:34.430
I don't really know. It gives, it has like way
1201
01:15:34.439 --> 01:15:36.609
you energy, but like.
1202
01:15:37.649 --> 01:15:39.510
All right, I'm going to come back to that. That's nice.
1203
01:15:39.529 --> 01:15:44.989
Smoking music, which is also like spells.
1204
01:15:47.050 --> 01:15:51.590
Speaking of all black people, you know, we'll pay a
1205
01:15:51.609 --> 01:15:55.850
little homage to one before. I'm sure if we had
1206
01:15:55.899 --> 01:15:59.960
more information, things might be different, but I'm not even
1207
01:15:59.979 --> 01:16:06.880
going to go down that path. Um, Jimi Hendrix, actually.
1208
01:16:07.899 --> 01:16:11.119
And I have two selections from Jimi Hendrix. There's Voodoo Child.
1209
01:16:12.340 --> 01:16:14.350
Voodoo Child.
1210
01:16:29.079 --> 01:16:30.199
Okay, let's be very clear.
1211
01:16:30.220 --> 01:16:31.039
Who's Voodoo Child?
1212
01:16:31.100 --> 01:16:36.369
Because there's also a Voodoo Child. So that's why you
1213
01:16:36.409 --> 01:16:42.029
have to intentionally listen to Voodoo Child. Child. And Third
1214
01:16:42.130 --> 01:16:43.069
Stone from the Sun.
1215
01:17:04.279 --> 01:17:06.000
Jimi Hendrix.
1216
01:17:06.039 --> 01:17:13.420
Jimi put the vibrations in with that guitar.
1217
01:17:15.920 --> 01:17:19.819
I'm going to switch it up a bit.
1218
01:17:23.500 --> 01:17:27.079
You know, you can't really....
1219
01:17:28.409 --> 01:17:33.390
Conjure right was the word i use and a lot
1220
01:17:33.430 --> 01:17:36.710
of times you know how i make that joke about
1221
01:17:36.789 --> 01:17:39.109
i don't like choirs because i've seen rosewood because i
1222
01:17:39.109 --> 01:17:42.729
don't like when white people gather in clusters like um
1223
01:17:43.649 --> 01:17:48.779
well there's a song that represents that and it's very
1224
01:17:48.880 --> 01:17:55.119
like it's very haunting okay um It sounds like a
1225
01:17:55.180 --> 01:17:58.279
bunch of 1950s white men in chorus singing.
1226
01:17:58.310 --> 01:18:05.949
Yeah, that's spooky. That's spooky. Oh, my God. Did you
1227
01:18:05.989 --> 01:18:07.850
see those Nazis in the city? Sorry.
1228
01:18:07.890 --> 01:18:10.250
Go ahead. No.
1229
01:18:10.890 --> 01:18:13.869
But my next song is Where Angels Fear to Dread
1230
01:18:13.970 --> 01:18:15.069
by Disclosure.
1231
01:18:32.180 --> 01:18:33.899
Oh yeah, that belongs in a horror movie.
1232
01:18:35.300 --> 01:18:39.539
It gives 1950s, you know what I mean?
1233
01:18:41.520 --> 01:18:42.939
Caucasian horror movie.
1234
01:18:43.250 --> 01:18:45.310
Yes. Asbestos and.
1235
01:18:47.329 --> 01:18:54.479
You know what else? Well, this gives more... 60s, I guess.
1236
01:18:56.359 --> 01:18:58.020
And I didn't listen to a whole lot of her,
1237
01:18:58.079 --> 01:19:00.680
but this... I didn't listen to any of her, if
1238
01:19:00.720 --> 01:19:05.329
I'm being very honest, except for this song. Bang Bang
1239
01:19:05.369 --> 01:19:12.399
by Nancy Sinatra. Bang, bang... I shot you down, bang, bang.
1240
01:19:13.229 --> 01:19:15.539
You hit the ground, bang, bang.
1241
01:19:15.979 --> 01:19:22.659
That awful sound, bang, bang. I used to shoot.
1242
01:19:22.939 --> 01:19:31.010
Just from the melodies in the background. I was five
1243
01:19:31.069 --> 01:19:34.569
and he was six. He was black and I was white.
1244
01:19:40.689 --> 01:19:46.399
Durant has a very great version of that. Oh, yeah? Bang, bang. Mm-hmm.
1245
01:19:47.000 --> 01:19:48.199
I shut you down.
1246
01:19:49.800 --> 01:19:55.850
Mm-hmm. Yeah, very good version. Mm-hmm. Okay. Let's take one
1247
01:19:55.859 --> 01:19:59.109
more break. Okay. And we'll be back with more Jaden XD.
1248
01:19:59.770 --> 01:20:00.189
Hit it.
1249
01:20:01.029 --> 01:20:04.470
After these messages, we'll be right back.
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One judge said something about my idea while we were
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in this rapport, and at the end of the interview,
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she leaned forward and said, I love what you said about,
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and then proceeded to tell me about her own idea
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as if I had said it. Now, of course she
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loved my idea because it was her idea.
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And we're back!
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We're talking in things about Songs That Are Spells. And
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I believe it's Michael. Some of these songs we have
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said on this show before, but they bear repeating.
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But, you know....
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This might be a little crazy, more so. Again, I
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feel like this is more up to interpretation. I feel
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like this person is gathering sticks and stones in the
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eyes of Newt to create this potion and things to
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get what she needs, right? Because in her mind, she'll
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always be his lady.
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01:21:27.899 --> 01:21:29.979
In her mind, she'll always be his girl.
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01:21:30.000 --> 01:21:30.140
Oh, yeah.
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01:21:30.159 --> 01:21:31.859
You want to talk about a conjury?
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So, Heather Hadley's In My Mind is the next song.
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01:21:39.699 --> 01:21:43.729
Saw his mama just the other day Said he'd been
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through a spell.
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Had a bad breakup Think he saw his way up
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01:21:51.949 --> 01:21:54.869
One of the top ten creepiest songs of all time.
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01:21:55.659 --> 01:21:59.659
Toy. Yeah, that's blood in the spaghetti, okay?
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Please.
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01:22:02.239 --> 01:22:03.500
Yeah.
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01:22:03.720 --> 01:22:11.409
Talking about stroking a hog, okay.
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01:22:13.409 --> 01:22:18.739
You want to know another potion spell song? That has
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01:22:18.819 --> 01:22:21.180
also been used in many forms, but I was like,
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01:22:21.300 --> 01:22:24.989
it's perfect for this as well. Curtis Mayfield, The Makings
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01:22:25.090 --> 01:22:25.409
of You.
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01:22:25.430 --> 01:22:35.010
Yeah, add a little sugar. Honeysuckle land. Yeah, that's very spelling.
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01:22:51.550 --> 01:22:58.090
It's god complex please yes the makings.
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Of you what you.
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01:22:59.909 --> 01:23:00.229
Got um.
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01:23:03.489 --> 01:23:12.989
This one is very much vibes uh very much um
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01:23:15.119 --> 01:23:19.350
I love Spell. You wouldn't necessarily know it because it's
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01:23:19.369 --> 01:23:25.720
so pleasant and so airy and so nice. Yeah.
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01:23:27.899 --> 01:23:31.159
But it's Amel LaRue's for real. Yeah.
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01:23:36.020 --> 01:23:37.560
Yeah she got.
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01:23:37.199 --> 01:23:40.060
An aura she got an aura to her yeah it's
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like yeah it's very like you.
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01:23:42.319 --> 01:23:46.189
Know she's like Linda the good witch she is she's
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01:23:46.239 --> 01:23:47.079
like just.
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Pleasant yeah She is. She's pleasant. My next selection is also,
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01:24:14.539 --> 01:24:18.720
it doesn't have any lyrics, but it's the feeling of it.
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01:24:18.739 --> 01:24:23.170
It's the vibe of it. And even in the title
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01:24:23.210 --> 01:24:26.710
of the song. And it's Ronnie Foster's Mystic Brew.
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01:24:28.289 --> 01:24:28.430
Oh.
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01:24:43.760 --> 01:24:44.579
Do you know Mystic Brew?
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01:24:45.920 --> 01:24:46.399
I do.
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01:24:47.479 --> 01:24:47.819
Yes.
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01:24:48.899 --> 01:25:00.380
I do. Let's do a couple more. Yeah. I have
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01:25:00.420 --> 01:25:06.479
two more. I have more, way more. I know. Can't
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do this all day.
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01:25:07.380 --> 01:25:09.159
We got to do a part two to this because
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01:25:09.260 --> 01:25:12.060
I have so many.
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01:25:15.439 --> 01:25:19.729
Um, my second to last song is I.
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01:25:24.520 --> 01:25:30.729
You can't have a spell playlist or anything about this lady.
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01:25:30.739 --> 01:25:39.869
Mm-hmm. Um... But Annie Lennox, um, No More I Love Yous.
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Da-ba-da-ba-da-da-da-da This always puts me in a.
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01:25:47.729 --> 01:25:53.000
This is one of my morning songs. This is like
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01:25:53.060 --> 01:26:00.199
sets our magic.
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For the day.
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As a family. Anytime I also need to calm the
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01:26:21.020 --> 01:26:27.689
spirit down. It's also like a gratitude, you know, it's
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01:26:27.729 --> 01:26:33.010
a gratitude spell, if you will. But it's Weldon Irvine's
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01:26:33.350 --> 01:26:34.310
Morning Sunrise.
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01:26:45.020 --> 01:26:52.869
Jay-Z used this as a sample, or sampled this.
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01:26:55.390 --> 01:26:55.970
Yes, he did.
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01:26:56.829 --> 01:26:57.369
Yeah, he did.
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01:26:58.130 --> 01:27:02.510
They sampled a lot of my favorite, like, 70s or
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01:27:02.550 --> 01:27:08.300
soul music. Yeah, he did sample that. But the original,
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01:27:09.399 --> 01:27:14.729
the original by Weldon Irvine, I even love the cover. Like, oh,
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01:27:15.279 --> 01:27:16.979
it's one of my most magical songs.
1327
01:27:20.189 --> 01:27:24.270
Well, my last song is on the nose because it's
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01:27:24.310 --> 01:27:24.810
a spell.
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01:27:25.130 --> 01:27:31.039
Mm-hmm. Poor Unfortunate Souls by Ursula.
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01:27:31.920 --> 01:27:35.840
And don't underestimate the importance.
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01:27:34.880 --> 01:27:38.449
Of body language. So sad.
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01:27:38.470 --> 01:27:38.970
But true.
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01:27:38.989 --> 01:27:39.680
That's a good one.
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01:27:40.010 --> 01:27:42.989
Okay. I did not put any Disney shit on here or.
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01:27:43.069 --> 01:27:44.350
Anything that could even.
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01:27:59.739 --> 01:28:02.810
That could even follow that up with that. As I'm
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01:28:02.850 --> 01:28:05.189
looking at it, I got a lot of, and I
1338
01:28:05.189 --> 01:28:07.050
know they're going to be like, where's the earth, wind
1339
01:28:07.109 --> 01:28:09.970
and fire and the IC brothers. It's coming in part two.
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01:28:11.109 --> 01:28:13.270
So you just sit tight. Was that your last one
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01:28:13.300 --> 01:28:14.319
or second to last one?
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01:28:15.279 --> 01:28:16.039
My last one.
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01:28:16.279 --> 01:28:19.720
Okay. What's my last one going to be? You know
1344
01:28:19.760 --> 01:28:21.279
what my last one's going to be. I'm going to,
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01:28:21.439 --> 01:28:23.979
I'm going to do a more recent selection.
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01:28:24.060 --> 01:28:24.470
Actually.
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01:28:24.510 --> 01:28:27.890
I didn't think I would have one of those, but, um,
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01:28:29.119 --> 01:28:30.859
I want you all to go look up this song.
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01:28:31.359 --> 01:28:33.590
I'll play a snippet and Abe will play a snippet
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01:28:33.630 --> 01:28:39.050
for you all. But it's by a Brazilian artist. And
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01:28:39.069 --> 01:28:44.840
we know Brazil. has the next highest population, African population
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01:28:44.939 --> 01:28:48.600
outside of the actual continent. We know why. But that
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01:28:48.659 --> 01:28:55.050
also comes with a lot of magic, a lot of spirituality,
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01:28:55.069 --> 01:29:02.939
a lot of deep rooted beliefs and Pedro is a
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01:29:03.039 --> 01:29:08.699
Brazilian artist Pedro Bada B-A-D-A and my boo who I
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01:29:08.739 --> 01:29:11.930
mention often Mary Akpa is featured on and you know
1357
01:29:11.979 --> 01:29:16.829
she is Igbo she's Nigerian and the song is called
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01:29:16.930 --> 01:29:21.050
Mama's Juice I'm gonna play you a and my favorite
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01:29:21.069 --> 01:29:24.390
part of the song is the chant you ain't touching
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01:29:24.449 --> 01:29:29.069
my ashe you ain't touching my ashe ashe ashe.
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01:29:32.050 --> 01:29:33.989
Oh, yeah.
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01:29:34.010 --> 01:29:36.569
This one, I was like, Mary doing gay music.
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01:29:36.630 --> 01:29:37.029
Yeah.
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01:29:37.130 --> 01:29:38.170
What is it?
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01:29:38.210 --> 01:29:41.310
What'd you say earlier?
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01:29:41.430 --> 01:29:43.069
I was saying, yeah.
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01:29:43.109 --> 01:29:45.670
Blowing through my veins. We got mama's juice.
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01:29:45.750 --> 01:29:45.810
So.
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01:29:45.810 --> 01:29:45.970
Yeah.
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01:29:57.000 --> 01:30:00.640
I wanted to, I'll end with that selection for part one,
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01:30:00.699 --> 01:30:03.539
because we will come back with part two. But it's
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Mama's Juice by Pedro Barra and Mary Akbar.
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01:30:07.689 --> 01:30:12.430
Yeah. Well, thank you for listening. You know, head over
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to the Patreon for more. And we'll see you all
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01:30:14.750 --> 01:30:15.289
next time.
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Bye. Bye, friends.