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Mexico are still speaking that that should not have made
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it to the rest of us. This is inside thoughts or.
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Chuck check check. We're back, baby, Welcome back to the
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inside thoughts. Thank you for pressing play. I hope you're
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having a good week. Man, I'm doing this in between
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mics right now, trying to make some jokes work. And
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I tell you what, just bomb my dick off at
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the first mic, Like it's weird how you can have
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an idea that you think is okay and then when
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you say it out in front of a group of people,
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they will get you. Like you're a monster, like the
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gingerbread man from Shrek. You're a monster like I, me
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and uh me and my girlfriend Amy, Like we got
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this thing where anytime she eats like food, food, or
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save some food, she says, I'm saving it for ron
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and I'll go what, And she'll go, I'm saving it
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for later on and we have like a little chuckle
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about it. So I tried to make this joke about
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how we're in a thruple. It's me, Amy and the
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forty five year old man that lives in her stomach,
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Like because when what she eats, she eats, but like
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Amy's very skinny, she's so she's very small, so tiny.
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But I said it and it came out like I
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was doing some nineteen fifties comedian where I'm like, oh,
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you know, my wife's fat. Huhs, you won't stay out
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of the kitchen. Everybody's looking at me like I was
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an asshole, and I was like, what come on, bro,
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I'm follow me.
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Man.
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So it didn't work at the first joke or the
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first mic. We'll see if I can get this joke
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to work at the second mic. Otherwise we'll give it
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like three more weeks of trying it different ways, and
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then we'll just well, we'll get rid of it and say, hey,
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you're not good enough to make that one work yet,
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you're doing it wrong. It's not gonna happen, because that's
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that's a rule. Like you have a premise, you have
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an idea, you go try it out for like three weeks,
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and if you can't make it funny like sixty percent
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of the time in that three weeks, you got to
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throw it away or just save it in the notes
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app and come back when you're a better comedian. It's tough, man,
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But that's what I'm going through I forgot to say.
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I got a cool interview for you at the end
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of the podcast with comedian aside A Mod. He was
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in town at Helium a couple of weeks ago. Got
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to talk to him. He's super funny, he's got he's
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got a cool perspective on like realizing you're talking to
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the most people you've ever talked to in your entire life.
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But you'll hear that on the interview. That's that's uh,
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that's at the end of the podcast. But it's been
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a tough week, man. I didn't I ain't put a
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podcast out last week because the grind's beating my ass. Man.
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They say, don't run from the grind, man, you go
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to grind three sixty seven, twenty eight to five whatever
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the stupid crypto bro shit is, Like, it's it's tough man.
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Work's been whooping my ass. You want to know it's
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really been whooping my ass. I woke up one time
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last week and went and did polates with Amy. That guys,
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if you're listening to this and your girlfriend says, hey,
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do you want to wake up at six in the
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morning and come do pilates with me? I don't care
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how much you love your girlfriend, you tell her, no, okay,
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it's not good for you. It's not good for the relationship.
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You'll wake up and you'll be grouchy the rest of
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the day. Like I woke up five thirty in the morning,
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I was like, yeah, sure, let's go do pilates. It's
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not gonna be that hard, right, It's hard, dude. I
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got like little tiny muscles in my butt shaking that
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I didn't know existed. And like the teacher is running through.
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Like, okay, you just got to step on this box
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and then put your left foot back, but hold your
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right foot up and then just just kind of crunch
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a little bit but not too much, and then.
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Put your hands in the air. It's like playing a
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fucking game of twister. That's not fun. And then they
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give you like before each workout, they'll give you like
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different resistant bands to put on, like your little thing
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that you sit on, like you sit on a board
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that moves up and down to do all the different exercises,
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and they'll give you like.
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Okay for this exercise, if you just want a baseline,
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it's gonna be a red and a blue. If you
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really want it to be hard, then you use a
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blue and a yellow and I'm in there. I'm just
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trying to get through this, like to you know, work
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the little tiny butt muscles that I got, the little
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butt ass muscles I got, and also to make Amy
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happy that.
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Like we're working out together. I'm not trying to go
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in there and be a world beater man, Like I'm
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not trying to prove nothing to nobody. You know, there
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are some people that like sign up, sit up in
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the front. They're like being the teacher's pet. They're like
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doing the hardest things and like really getting the sweat on,
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trying to prove something of themselves and looking at the
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teacher like I'm doing it, Yes you are.
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I'm doing it the best.
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Yes you are. Keep going fight through that pain. You're
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gonna be something today. Like I'm not trying to do
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that shit. So I'll be doing it and the teacher
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will walk by and be like, come on, push yourself.
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You gotta push it, you gotta want it, like trying
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to be happy, go lucky, and like just leading the
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charge at six thirty in the morning. I'm not here
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for that, bro. I'll just I'll straight up, I'll tell
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them no and I gotta be honest, I don't care
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like this in middle school football practice, you know what
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I mean, Like, I'm not scared that I'm gonna have
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to do bear crawls after this because I didn't go
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the extra mile where I didn't tackle properly, or I
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was like, you know what, I don't want to go
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up against the senior linebacker. I'm not doing that. This
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is that I'm not scared of you. I'm an adult.
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I can I'm not gonna get in trouble. I can
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just say no, I don't want to do that. They
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look at you like, oh, you don't want to push yourself.
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You don't want to do that. No, I don't. Actually,
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I'm just I'm here for not the reasons that you
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should be here. But it's all right. I'm just saying, like,
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if you're in a relationship and you're your significant others, like, hey,
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let's go do pilates tomorrow morning before the sun comes up,
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you say, hey, fuck you, I'm not doing that. Oh man,
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I hope. I hope your world's good though, Like if
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the worst thing you got to deal with right now
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is going to pilates at six am, you got a
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good life. You know what I mean, because the world's nuts.
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Like I found out people are like pro AI and
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pro data center. I put out this thing on Instagram,
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like where I was talking about how it was fucked
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up that all these like city councils and all these
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elected officials are basically just not letting people know that
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they already approved data centers even though like when the
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people that live there get surveyed, they're like, no, I
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don't want a data center. I want my water to
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be drinkable. And these people, these politicians are getting like
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checks cut from these data centers just passed this shit,
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and then all these people are getting arrested in these
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town halls for getting pissed about it. And I put
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out a video talk about that, and in the comments,
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like people were getting shitty with me, like acting like
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I was part of some grand conspiracy. I didn't know
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people were pro AI, Like there are some people you
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see that are pro AI, but you're kind of like, okay,
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somebody's like paying you to say that, or you're just
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like you're being a chud, you know what I mean. Like, yeah, dude,
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I was into crypto four years ago and that didn't
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work out, so now I'm into AI, and here are
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three prompts I gave it to make me the most
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successful person I could be. Like those kind of people
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were like, you're not a real human being. But the
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people that are coming after me, like I went clicked
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on their profiles, they're real people. But I didn't realize that,
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Like it's the there's part of like the conservative movement
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that is super pro AI because they think if you're
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against AI, you're a liberal funded by China. I swear
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to god, dude. I had five different people comment that
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to me, like, get this China Communist, China Party Republic
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shit out here, Like this is bullshit, Bro, you don't
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understand what a data center is. This is liberal shit.
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You're gay. And I'm like, what are they talking about
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on Fox News? Bro, I gotta go talk to my
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dad and see what he thinks about aike he watches
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Fox News twenty five eight. You know, I gotta go
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see where the fuck like what they're pushing.
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Man.
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I was surprised because I like most of the time
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when I have like something that I give a fuck about,
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and I like, I know, Okay, this is the side
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of the argument that's gonna be against it. I can.
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I can kind of like visualize this coming, so I'll
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make the argument for like that side to kind of
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like quell whatever I'm talking about, and you know, get it,
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kind of like I see what you're about to say.
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I'm gonna make this argument. We're not gonna have that right.
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I did not think people were like pro AI data centers.
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I really didn't. Well, yeah, dude, this is Chinese propaganda.
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They don't want us to have data centers so that
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they can continue to make data centers and then we'll
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be behind and they'll rule the world. Who gives a fuck, dude,
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Like we don't. I don't understand like what it is about.
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I think it's just because, like for two hundred years,
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we've been telling ourselves in America that we're the best.
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So we have to like feel like we are the best,
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you know what I mean. And it's okay to not
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be the best. You know, sometimes you're second place, and
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that's okay. You don't even have to be second place.
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If you tried, if you tried really hard, that's all
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that matters. Okay, that's what we're here to do at Pilate's.
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We're we're not we're not winning the race.
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We're winning our race. That's what we should be doing.
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Who gives a fuck of China is the new world
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leader for the next hundred years? Nihow she she nan
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Learn some Chinese. Man, It's all right, we'll be cool.
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Learn some Chinese. That's some dumb American shit wearn Neanderin.
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That's what you gotta say. But like, I was just
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blown away that people were like, yeah, bro, I'm I'm
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pro ai, like are you? It blows my mind sometimes
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that people like bought into the why that gets pushed
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by rich people. It's not even like a right or
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left thing. It's just like you didn't think about that
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by yourself for two seconds and think, yeah, that doesn't
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make sense to me. It's I watched TV. They told
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me that they thought this, and now I think this.
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So now if anybody doesn't think this, I don't like them.
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Come on, man, shit frustrates me. It's crazy, like you
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see wild people that you don't actually think are real
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all the time. Like I was doing an event in
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like it was probably forty minutes south of Indianapolis, which
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Indianapolis they say is like a purple city. You know,
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it's like half Republican, half Democrat, just kind of depends on,
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you know, who got pissed off last. The next party
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is gonna win the election, that's whatever. That's fine, it's
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in the middle. But you go outside of Indianapolis, and
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Indiana is super conservative, but you don't realize like how
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conservative is. I was doing this event and like people
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were coming by, saying, hey, what's up to the radio
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station and a guy walks up in this gray hat
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with this gold plated thing on the half and he
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was talking to me, and he was like mumbling and
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I was just kind of like smiling, just going like
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yeaheah whatever. I realized the hat he was wearing was
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a Confederate hat, like from the Civil War Confederate hat.
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I was like, what the fuck. I started getting nervous.
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I've been yeah, yeah, and this guy for ten minutes
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while he's talking, I couldn't understand him. He was just
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like going, man, here here, you know. I was on there,
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and I was like yeah, yeah, you know, and trying
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to be polite. I got nervous at out, like I'm
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bald and white. I thought maybe I agreed to go
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to some meeting that I don't need to be a
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part of BRO, And I was like, I can't believe
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that that is a real human being, you know what
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I mean, because like, first of all, the whole the
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South will rise again, the Confederacy. Shit, that's you're a
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dork if that's what you're holding on to to feel
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good putting pants on to go to work every day.
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But also I thought like, maybe maybe he's not that guy.
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He's just like coming from a Civil War reenactment and
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he just forgot to take the hat off. It was
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sonny out. Maybe he was bald and you want to
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get some burn. He's just like I fuck it, I'll
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wear the hat on a any sunscreen on me. But
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even if he's a reenactor, he's a loser.
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Why are you wearing.
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That to another place you gotta go, you know what
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I mean?
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They're the losing team, Like BRO when I was in
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middle school in high school playing baseball, if we lost,
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if we lost.
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The game, I'm taking my jersey off before I go
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to Brewsters down the street to get ice cream. Y'all
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know about Bruisers. Bruisers fucks. If you're ever in the
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South and you see a Bruisers, go to bruisers. They
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got good ice cream. But it's just like you're you're
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walking around with that, you're a real person. He was
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probably doing all that shit talking to me, going probably
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tell me about why AI data center are good. And
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if you don't like AI data centers, you like the
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Communist Party of China or whatever the is it CCP
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or CPC. I don't I don't know, I don't care.
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China's not paying me China. Speaking of idiots, some family
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got mad at a Morgan Wallen concert because somebody pissed
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on him. If you hadn't seen the story, there is.
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This happened in Baltimore, Maryland. Morgan wall was playing and
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some family was just enjoying the concert, you know, just
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last night we let the liquor talk going through the
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whole concert, and some guy was so fucked up he
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started pissing on him. And one of the quotes in
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the news story was one of the one of the
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girls in the family felt a stream running down her leg,
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turn around and she was it's out, Oh no, like
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she was horrified. This is why, like, if you can't
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act right off alcohol in public, you can't go outside. Dude,
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I'm sorry you got to sit inside and drink by yourself. Okay,
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if you want to turn Fox News on full blast
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in the house, have a party, get mad about China
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and the Liberals, that's fine, but you gotta stay inside.
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You can't be outside peeing off people.
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Bro.
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I know the port potty line is always long, but
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if you gotta pee that bad and you can't hold it,
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that's a you problem. Don't make that somebody else's problem.
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You gotta piss down your pants. Okay, it's a long concert.
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It's like two three hours. The pe will dry, all right,
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but you got to sit in there. You can't pull
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your dick out start pissing on a family. You scared him,
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and they couldn't arrest the guy because they couldn't prove
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that he actually peed on him. They're sitting there, smell
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like piss. They walked up to the couch there like
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that guy pissed on me. That guy. That guy was
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sitting there with no pe around him, going no, my
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dick put away. I ain't piss on them people. They're
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sitting there with pe on them. They go, well, you know,
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we can't, we can't arrest them. Just off your word.
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That's crazy. The one forensic cop that has to walk
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up smell the family like, all right, I smell with
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that piss smells like, sir, pull your penis out. I
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gotta smell your penis. Yep. Oh that's a match. All right, Yeah,
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you're going to jail, buddy. You definitely peed on them.
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Last night. We let the yearine talk.
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We got it out our pants, and then.
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We pissed it out onto a family that was sitting
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in front of me. They got so mad they started
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cussing in me last night.
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All right, that was bad. But I'm just saying, hey,
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if you go to a concert and you gotta pee
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and the line to the bathroom or the porta potties
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is too long, you can't pee on other human beings.
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All right, you've been outside before, act right. Can't be
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peeing on people. The world's crazy, bro, I'm telling you.
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We got people peeing on people, got people thinking AI
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data centers are right, and just that that Lettuce explosive
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diarrhea shit that's still going on, which I don't like
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that Taco Bell has taking the fall for the explosive
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diarrhea parasite. They like. There was one report that came
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out that.
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Said, Taylor Farms, the company that sells the lettuce, only
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sold it to Taco Bell. All these other plays like
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Whole Foods has the same lettuce, Taco Bell has. Whole
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Foods is jacks the price up, but Taco Bell took
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the fall for it. They tweeted out, they go, we
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want you to hear it from us. We take your
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health and safety seriously and have removed all affected Taylor
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Farms let us from Taco Bell stores. So go ahead
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and enjoy your Taco Bell today. You always got us,
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We always got you.
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See you in the drive through, and they came out
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with a dollar menu of let us free items to
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try and get customers. Taco Bell. You don't have to
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apologize to me, man, I was coming back regardless, Dude,
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I just I don't like the fact that Taco Bell
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get Taco Bell is an easy target to take the fall.
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They're an easy fall, guy, Bro, that's Jack Dempsey, uh
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taking the fall for JFK, you know what I mean,
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or shooting Lee Harvey Oswalt. I just like, well, they don't.
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They don't sell real meat. It's eighty percent met The
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rest is horse meat. Taco Bell has always been good
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with it. They've been jacking the price up a little
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bit too much, and maybe this is good, but I'm
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just saying, out of all the places to take the fall,
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I didn't like that they were like, yeah, depending on
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Taco Bell and well, we'll call it a day. We'll
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get out of here. Man, it's crazy. All right, Let's
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get to your headline in the week and then we'll
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get to this interview with a Sana mod. Have you
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ever wondered what the actual ingredients in that can of
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pop you were drinking had? Well, now you can. Coke,
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Pepsi and other major beverage brands are quietly rolling out
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QR codes on cans and bottles that allow customers to
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instantly access detailed information about the ingredients inside their drinks.
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The move is designed to give consumers more transparency about
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what they're consuming. I don't give a fuck what's in coke? Dude,
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I know it's bad. Like, what are you gonna do?
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You're gonna open the QR code? Like, oh I wonder
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what's in here? Oh poison? Well that tastes lovely. Listen.
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The devil is in the details. Ignorance is bliss. And
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with that, let's get to this interview with comedian Asana Mod.
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What's going on, bro, Hey, it's good to be here.
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I'm glad I got to be in Indianapolis. I was
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one of the first weekends at the Helium and so
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announced glad to be back headlining. I opened in twenty nineteen.
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Oh, like when it first, like when they got it
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up here.
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Yeah, I was maybe like month one month too, so
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it's like I have a special place in my heart.
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Well that's crazy. Well they haven't fixed anything since you left,
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so it'll be nice to come back too, man. But yeah,
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we're excited for you. You got what five shows tomorrow
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Friday Saturday is like, how would you describe your comedy
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or what people are going to see this weekend if
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they haven't seen you before and they're thinking, I just
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want to buy some tickets, go have some fun this weekend.
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Oh oh, if you haven't seen my comedy four, trust me,
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I'm I'm pretty edgy. I'm definitely outside the box. You'll
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be surprised at are the things that I'll say. I
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know you might you might have some reservations on seeing
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a guy named asan a Mod on July fourth weekend,
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but trust me. If you show up, you'll have a
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great time.
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That's what's up.
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Man.
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Now you uh, you put out a special a few
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months ago, too soon. It's on YouTube. Everybody go watch
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that right now. I like that you did the half
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hour special is kind of, you know, reminiscent of what
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they used to do, like with Comedy Central presents, where
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you know, you go out there and you get to
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see somebody, but then you still want more, you know
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what I mean. What was the process of, Okay, I
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got to do this special. Did you kind of think
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I want to do thirty minutes or was it just
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kind of what happened?
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Yeah, I had to I want to do thirty It's
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like I can do the full hour when I'm famous
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enough for people to come watch me to the hour.
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Let me let me get my thirty And then I
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had also, you know, I've been in love with like
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the big sort of shows. I'm a I'm on Kiltny
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quite a bit. I've done Rogan three times, and I realized, like, oh,
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I have nothing to send people to, so let me
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get a special going. And and if you watch the special,
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it's gonna be all new jokes in my new hour.
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So it's not like you're gonna see the special into
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the same jokes. There might be one that it's a
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fan favorite that if you watch me from Kiltony you
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kind of know what that joke is. But other than that,
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it's gonna be a whole new hour.
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That's what's up man. Now, I got to ask, what's
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it like like as a human being being on Joe
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Rogan's podcast, because it's like the biggest podcast in the world.
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But you know, you're just having a conversation. Do you
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actually sit there and think like, oh this is crazy,
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I'm on the most watched thing on the planet, or
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are you just having a conversation.
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Oh yeah, massive imposter syndrome. Afterwards, massive is like, what
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what did I do?
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What did I do?
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You know?
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I was sort of lucky. I've known Joe for a
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while and so he puts his friends on his podcast,
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so that's how I got on. But like if I
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always tell people, if I was like if Joke was
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not a stand up, if he was a magician, then
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I wouldn't be a big enough stand up comedian to
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be on that show. So it's kind of like, you
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know what I mean, So it's kind of like I
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feel like, well, I can't believe I'm on the biggest
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show in the world talking to my friend. Like it's
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like it's a crazy experience and it feels wild.
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That's awesome, bro. Yeah. I always wondered that, like, cause
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you know, people go on there all the time. But
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I just had one of those thoughts where I was like, yeah,
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do you ever kind of you know, take a minute
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to go, Oh, there's so many eyes on me right now.
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This is weird.
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Yeah.
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Not not during while it's happening. I think otherwise it'd
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be completely overwhelming. Right right afterwards, I'll be like, man,
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what did I say. I'm just I'm just talking up there.
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I don't We'll talk about history and politics, and I'll
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say something I was like, I don't even know if
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that was true. I just said it out loud.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Yeah.
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You know, when you're with your boys, you just make
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stuff up sometimes you do.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. So I'll be like, oh, did I just tell
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a lie to thirty million people or whatever?
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Well, now it's the truth because it's on Rogan's podcast,
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So you're making truth.
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Yeah, And that's I would describe my comedy. Really, I'm
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making yours.
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That's a good You gotta put that on a stick
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or just put give that out to people on the
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way out. Man. But I gotta be honest. I love
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your social media. Unfortunately, I have been sent a bunch
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of your breaking news clips from my buddies all the time.
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It'll be like, oh, it's a nice day to day,
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and then I'll open up the clip and it'll be
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breaking news and then you know, explain, explain kind of
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what I'm talking about to people who have might not
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been unfortunate enough to get their friends to send them
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one of those yet.
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Yeah, so I'll just send these like breaking news. I
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wanted to make fun of, like how just news is
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just so all the time and in your faith right,
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And so if I did like a breaking news and
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something funny or something, you know, like the one I
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posted yesterday, was I you know, I hope your poops
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are regular today, you know, something positive, because that's a
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that's a good day. When the regular, you know, that's
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that's a good because when it's not regular, then you're like, well,
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not to figure this out.
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You know what, I wish I had gotten the regular
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poops one that's not the one I got dude, Oh,
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I know.
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The one you've gotten. I don't know if I can
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say it on.
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Here, probably not, but yeah, go to a sign of
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mid on Instagram and go look at the pin post
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and you'll see the one that I got. Yeah, that's hilarious, dude.
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So you're you're in Austin, and Austin has kind of
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become this third, almost knocking off Chicago a little bit,
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as the third biggest spot for comedy. Is there like
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anything that like other comedians from like New York or
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l A kind of think about it when they hear
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an Austin comics coming out, or is it not like that?
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Or yeah, so Austin, especially from other comics, it has
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this reputation of like you have to be super conservative
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or right wing to play there, which is just false.
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It's just you just have to be funny, you know,
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and it doesn't matter what like where you fall politically,
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as long as you are funny. We have and you know,
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because I'm in at the Mothership. That's the sort of
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big club in Austin. And there's a lot of there's
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right wing comics, there's more centrist comics. There's definitely left
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wing comics. It's just can you make the jokes funny?
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Right?
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And because we are because we let conservative comics be
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free in Austin, like in places like New York and LA,
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they don't really let them do that there. So it's
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it gets, it gets the brand of being a right
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wing place, and reality is just it's just a funny place,
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you know, like sense like funny doesn't care about what
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you believe in your race, your religion, your gender. It's
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like if you're funny, you're funny. You can just get
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you can just get in there.
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Can I make the audience laugh or they're gonna have
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a good time? And if not, then you know, I'll
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think about doing terrible things for myself when I walk
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out of the show.
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So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So it gets a wrap
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that I don't think it deserved. And as far as
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if there's any like young comedians listening to this, and
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if you're looking to move to a major sort of
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place to do comedy like a New York, La, Austin,
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Austin's a much cheaper fan cost of living. And yeah,
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it's just easy to get around if you're young and
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you here. So it's a very young scene.
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Well, that's what's up, man. I'm glad to hear that.
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I'm glad you're killing it. You got four shows this weekend, Tomorrow, Friday, Saturday.
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You're gonna be at Helium. I know you're gonna kill
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Is there anything else you want to promote for I'll
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let you get out of here, bro. Yeah.
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I got my own podcast called The Solid Show. But
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other than that, I want you guys to come and
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come to the show this weekend and have a good time.
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It'll be a lot of fun.
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That's what's up. Go watch too soon on YouTube. Go
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follow this podcast Asada mine. I appreciate you taking the
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time talk to.
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Me, Bro that thank you for having me.
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All right, sure, but thanks to
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Go Money for Got Money for Got Money for Go Money.
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Chuck check check. We're back, baby, Welcome back to the
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inside thoughts. Thank you for pressing play. I hope you're
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having a good week. Man, I'm doing this in between
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mics right now, trying to make some jokes work. And
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I tell you what, just bomb my dick off at
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the first mic, Like it's weird how you can have
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an idea that you think is okay and then when
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you say it out in front of a group of people,
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they will get you. Like you're a monster, like the
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gingerbread man from Shrek. You're a monster like I, me
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and uh me and my girlfriend Amy, Like we got
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this thing where anytime she eats like food, food, or
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save some food, she says, I'm saving it for ron
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and I'll go what, And she'll go, I'm saving it
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for later on and we have like a little chuckle
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about it. So I tried to make this joke about
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how we're in a thruple. It's me, Amy and the
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forty five year old man that lives in her stomach,
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Amy's very skinny, she's so she's very small, so tiny.
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But I said it and it came out like I
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was doing some nineteen fifties comedian where I'm like, oh,
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you know, my wife's fat. Huhs, you won't stay out
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of the kitchen. Everybody's looking at me like I was
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an asshole, and I was like, what come on, bro,
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I'm follow me.
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Man.
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So it didn't work at the first joke or the
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first mic. We'll see if I can get this joke
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to work at the second mic. Otherwise we'll give it
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like three more weeks of trying it different ways, and
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then we'll just well, we'll get rid of it and say, hey,
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you're not good enough to make that one work yet,
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you're doing it wrong. It's not gonna happen, because that's
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that's a rule. Like you have a premise, you have
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an idea, you go try it out for like three weeks,
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and if you can't make it funny like sixty percent
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of the time in that three weeks, you got to
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throw it away or just save it in the notes
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app and come back when you're a better comedian. It's tough, man,
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But that's what I'm going through I forgot to say.
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I got a cool interview for you at the end
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of the podcast with comedian aside A Mod. He was
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in town at Helium a couple of weeks ago. Got
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to talk to him. He's super funny, he's got he's
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got a cool perspective on like realizing you're talking to
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the most people you've ever talked to in your entire life.
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But you'll hear that on the interview. That's that's uh,
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that's at the end of the podcast. But it's been
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a tough week, man. I didn't I ain't put a
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podcast out last week because the grind's beating my ass. Man.
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They say, don't run from the grind, man, you go
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to grind three sixty seven, twenty eight to five whatever
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the stupid crypto bro shit is, Like, it's it's tough man.
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Work's been whooping my ass. You want to know it's
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really been whooping my ass. I woke up one time
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last week and went and did polates with Amy. That guys,
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if you're listening to this and your girlfriend says, hey,
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do you want to wake up at six in the
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morning and come do pilates with me? I don't care
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how much you love your girlfriend, you tell her, no, okay,
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it's not good for you. It's not good for the relationship.
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You'll wake up and you'll be grouchy the rest of
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the day. Like I woke up five thirty in the morning,
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I was like, yeah, sure, let's go do pilates. It's
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not gonna be that hard, right, It's hard, dude. I
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got like little tiny muscles in my butt shaking that
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I didn't know existed. And like the teacher is running through.
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and then put your left foot back, but hold your
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right foot up and then just just kind of crunch
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a little bit but not too much, and then.
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Put your hands in the air. It's like playing a
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fucking game of twister. That's not fun. And then they
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give you like before each workout, they'll give you like
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different resistant bands to put on, like your little thing
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that you sit on, like you sit on a board
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that moves up and down to do all the different exercises,
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and they'll give you like.
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it's gonna be a red and a blue. If you
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really want it to be hard, then you use a
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blue and a yellow and I'm in there. I'm just
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trying to get through this, like to you know, work
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the little tiny butt muscles that I got, the little
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butt ass muscles I got, and also to make Amy
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happy that.
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Like we're working out together. I'm not trying to go
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in there and be a world beater man, Like I'm
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not trying to prove nothing to nobody. You know, there
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are some people that like sign up, sit up in
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the front. They're like being the teacher's pet. They're like
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doing the hardest things and like really getting the sweat on,
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trying to prove something of themselves and looking at the
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teacher like I'm doing it, Yes you are.
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I'm doing it the best.
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Yes you are. Keep going fight through that pain. You're
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gonna be something today. Like I'm not trying to do
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that shit. So I'll be doing it and the teacher
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will walk by and be like, come on, push yourself.
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You gotta push it, you gotta want it, like trying
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to be happy, go lucky, and like just leading the
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charge at six thirty in the morning. I'm not here
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for that, bro. I'll just I'll straight up, I'll tell
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them no and I gotta be honest, I don't care
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like this in middle school football practice, you know what
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I mean, Like, I'm not scared that I'm gonna have
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to do bear crawls after this because I didn't go
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the extra mile where I didn't tackle properly, or I
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was like, you know what, I don't want to go
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up against the senior linebacker. I'm not doing that. This
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is that I'm not scared of you. I'm an adult.
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I can I'm not gonna get in trouble. I can
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just say no, I don't want to do that. They
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look at you like, oh, you don't want to push yourself.
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You don't want to do that. No, I don't. Actually,
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I'm just I'm here for not the reasons that you
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should be here. But it's all right. I'm just saying, like,
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if you're in a relationship and you're your significant others, like, hey,
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let's go do pilates tomorrow morning before the sun comes up,
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you say, hey, fuck you, I'm not doing that. Oh man,
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I hope. I hope your world's good though, Like if
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the worst thing you got to deal with right now
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is going to pilates at six am, you got a
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good life. You know what I mean, because the world's nuts.
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Like I found out people are like pro AI and
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pro data center. I put out this thing on Instagram,
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like where I was talking about how it was fucked
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up that all these like city councils and all these
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elected officials are basically just not letting people know that
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they already approved data centers even though like when the
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people that live there get surveyed, they're like, no, I
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don't want a data center. I want my water to
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be drinkable. And these people, these politicians are getting like
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checks cut from these data centers just passed this shit,
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and then all these people are getting arrested in these
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town halls for getting pissed about it. And I put
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out a video talk about that, and in the comments,
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like people were getting shitty with me, like acting like
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I was part of some grand conspiracy. I didn't know
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people were pro AI, Like there are some people you
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see that are pro AI, but you're kind of like, okay,
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somebody's like paying you to say that, or you're just
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like you're being a chud, you know what I mean. Like, yeah, dude,
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I was into crypto four years ago and that didn't
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work out, so now I'm into AI, and here are
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three prompts I gave it to make me the most
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successful person I could be. Like those kind of people
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were like, you're not a real human being. But the
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people that are coming after me, like I went clicked
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on their profiles, they're real people. But I didn't realize that,
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Like it's the there's part of like the conservative movement
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that is super pro AI because they think if you're
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against AI, you're a liberal funded by China. I swear
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to god, dude. I had five different people comment that
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to me, like, get this China Communist, China Party Republic
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shit out here, Like this is bullshit, Bro, you don't
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understand what a data center is. This is liberal shit.
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You're gay. And I'm like, what are they talking about
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on Fox News? Bro, I gotta go talk to my
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dad and see what he thinks about aike he watches
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Fox News twenty five eight. You know, I gotta go
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see where the fuck like what they're pushing.
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Man.
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I was surprised because I like most of the time
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when I have like something that I give a fuck about,
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and I like, I know, Okay, this is the side
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of the argument that's gonna be against it. I can.
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I can kind of like visualize this coming, so I'll
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make the argument for like that side to kind of
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like quell whatever I'm talking about, and you know, get it,
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kind of like I see what you're about to say.
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I'm gonna make this argument. We're not gonna have that right.
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I did not think people were like pro AI data centers.
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I really didn't. Well, yeah, dude, this is Chinese propaganda.
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They don't want us to have data centers so that
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they can continue to make data centers and then we'll
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be behind and they'll rule the world. Who gives a fuck, dude,
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Like we don't. I don't understand like what it is about.
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I think it's just because, like for two hundred years,
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we've been telling ourselves in America that we're the best.
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So we have to like feel like we are the best,
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you know what I mean. And it's okay to not
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be the best. You know, sometimes you're second place, and
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that's okay. You don't even have to be second place.
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If you tried, if you tried really hard, that's all
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that matters. Okay, that's what we're here to do at Pilate's.
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We're we're not we're not winning the race.
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We're winning our race. That's what we should be doing.
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Who gives a fuck of China is the new world
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leader for the next hundred years? Nihow she she nan
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Learn some Chinese. Man, It's all right, we'll be cool.
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Learn some Chinese. That's some dumb American shit wearn Neanderin.
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That's what you gotta say. But like, I was just
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blown away that people were like, yeah, bro, I'm I'm
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pro ai, like are you? It blows my mind sometimes
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that people like bought into the why that gets pushed
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by rich people. It's not even like a right or
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left thing. It's just like you didn't think about that
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by yourself for two seconds and think, yeah, that doesn't
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make sense to me. It's I watched TV. They told
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me that they thought this, and now I think this.
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So now if anybody doesn't think this, I don't like them.
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Come on, man, shit frustrates me. It's crazy, like you
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see wild people that you don't actually think are real
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all the time. Like I was doing an event in
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like it was probably forty minutes south of Indianapolis, which
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Indianapolis they say is like a purple city. You know,
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it's like half Republican, half Democrat, just kind of depends on,
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you know, who got pissed off last. The next party
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is gonna win the election, that's whatever. That's fine, it's
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in the middle. But you go outside of Indianapolis, and
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Indiana is super conservative, but you don't realize like how
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conservative is. I was doing this event and like people
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were coming by, saying, hey, what's up to the radio
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station and a guy walks up in this gray hat
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with this gold plated thing on the half and he
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was talking to me, and he was like mumbling and
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I was just kind of like smiling, just going like
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yeaheah whatever. I realized the hat he was wearing was
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a Confederate hat, like from the Civil War Confederate hat.
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I was like, what the fuck. I started getting nervous.
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I've been yeah, yeah, and this guy for ten minutes
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while he's talking, I couldn't understand him. He was just
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like going, man, here here, you know. I was on there,
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and I was like yeah, yeah, you know, and trying
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to be polite. I got nervous at out, like I'm
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bald and white. I thought maybe I agreed to go
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to some meeting that I don't need to be a
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part of BRO, And I was like, I can't believe
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that that is a real human being, you know what
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I mean, because like, first of all, the whole the
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South will rise again, the Confederacy. Shit, that's you're a
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dork if that's what you're holding on to to feel
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good putting pants on to go to work every day.
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He's just like coming from a Civil War reenactment and
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he just forgot to take the hat off. It was
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sonny out. Maybe he was bald and you want to
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get some burn. He's just like I fuck it, I'll
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wear the hat on a any sunscreen on me. But
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even if he's a reenactor, he's a loser.
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Why are you wearing.
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That to another place you gotta go, you know what
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I mean?
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They're the losing team, Like BRO when I was in
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middle school in high school playing baseball, if we lost,
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if we lost.
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The game, I'm taking my jersey off before I go
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to Brewsters down the street to get ice cream. Y'all
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know about Bruisers. Bruisers fucks. If you're ever in the
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South and you see a Bruisers, go to bruisers. They
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got good ice cream. But it's just like you're you're
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walking around with that, you're a real person. He was
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probably doing all that shit talking to me, going probably
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tell me about why AI data center are good. And
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if you don't like AI data centers, you like the
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Communist Party of China or whatever the is it CCP
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or CPC. I don't I don't know, I don't care.
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China's not paying me China. Speaking of idiots, some family
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got mad at a Morgan Wallen concert because somebody pissed
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on him. If you hadn't seen the story, there is.
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This happened in Baltimore, Maryland. Morgan wall was playing and
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some family was just enjoying the concert, you know, just
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last night we let the liquor talk going through the
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whole concert, and some guy was so fucked up he
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started pissing on him. And one of the quotes in
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the news story was one of the one of the
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girls in the family felt a stream running down her leg,
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turn around and she was it's out, Oh no, like
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she was horrified. This is why, like, if you can't
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act right off alcohol in public, you can't go outside. Dude,
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I'm sorry you got to sit inside and drink by yourself. Okay,
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if you want to turn Fox News on full blast
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in the house, have a party, get mad about China
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and the Liberals, that's fine, but you gotta stay inside.
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You can't be outside peeing off people.
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Bro.
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I know the port potty line is always long, but
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if you gotta pee that bad and you can't hold it,
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that's a you problem. Don't make that somebody else's problem.
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You gotta piss down your pants. Okay, it's a long concert.
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It's like two three hours. The pe will dry, all right,
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but you got to sit in there. You can't pull
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your dick out start pissing on a family. You scared him,
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and they couldn't arrest the guy because they couldn't prove
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that he actually peed on him. They're sitting there, smell
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like piss. They walked up to the couch there like
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that guy pissed on me. That guy. That guy was
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sitting there with no pe around him, going no, my
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dick put away. I ain't piss on them people. They're
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sitting there with pe on them. They go, well, you know,
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we can't, we can't arrest them. Just off your word.
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That's crazy. The one forensic cop that has to walk
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up smell the family like, all right, I smell with
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that piss smells like, sir, pull your penis out. I
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gotta smell your penis. Yep. Oh that's a match. All right, Yeah,
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you're going to jail, buddy. You definitely peed on them.
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Last night. We let the yearine talk.
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We got it out our pants, and then.
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We pissed it out onto a family that was sitting
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in front of me. They got so mad they started
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cussing in me last night.
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All right, that was bad. But I'm just saying, hey,
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if you go to a concert and you gotta pee
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and the line to the bathroom or the porta potties
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is too long, you can't pee on other human beings.
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All right, you've been outside before, act right. Can't be
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peeing on people. The world's crazy, bro, I'm telling you.
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We got people peeing on people, got people thinking AI
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data centers are right, and just that that Lettuce explosive
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diarrhea shit that's still going on, which I don't like
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that Taco Bell has taking the fall for the explosive
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diarrhea parasite. They like. There was one report that came
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out that.
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Said, Taylor Farms, the company that sells the lettuce, only
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sold it to Taco Bell. All these other plays like
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Whole Foods has the same lettuce, Taco Bell has. Whole
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Foods is jacks the price up, but Taco Bell took
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the fall for it. They tweeted out, they go, we
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want you to hear it from us. We take your
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health and safety seriously and have removed all affected Taylor
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Farms let us from Taco Bell stores. So go ahead
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and enjoy your Taco Bell today. You always got us,
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We always got you.
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See you in the drive through, and they came out
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with a dollar menu of let us free items to
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try and get customers. Taco Bell. You don't have to
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apologize to me, man, I was coming back regardless, Dude,
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I just I don't like the fact that Taco Bell
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get Taco Bell is an easy target to take the fall.
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They're an easy fall, guy, Bro, that's Jack Dempsey, uh
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taking the fall for JFK, you know what I mean,
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or shooting Lee Harvey Oswalt. I just like, well, they don't.
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They don't sell real meat. It's eighty percent met The
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rest is horse meat. Taco Bell has always been good
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with it. They've been jacking the price up a little
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bit too much, and maybe this is good, but I'm
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just saying, out of all the places to take the fall,
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I didn't like that they were like, yeah, depending on
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Taco Bell and well, we'll call it a day. We'll
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get out of here. Man, it's crazy. All right, Let's
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get to your headline in the week and then we'll
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get to this interview with a Sana mod. Have you
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ever wondered what the actual ingredients in that can of
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pop you were drinking had? Well, now you can. Coke,
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Pepsi and other major beverage brands are quietly rolling out
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QR codes on cans and bottles that allow customers to
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instantly access detailed information about the ingredients inside their drinks.
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The move is designed to give consumers more transparency about
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what they're consuming. I don't give a fuck what's in coke? Dude,
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I know it's bad. Like, what are you gonna do?
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You're gonna open the QR code? Like, oh I wonder
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what's in here? Oh poison? Well that tastes lovely. Listen.
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The devil is in the details. Ignorance is bliss. And
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with that, let's get to this interview with comedian Asana Mod.
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What's going on, bro, Hey, it's good to be here.
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I'm glad I got to be in Indianapolis. I was
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one of the first weekends at the Helium and so
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announced glad to be back headlining. I opened in twenty nineteen.
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Oh, like when it first, like when they got it
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up here.
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Yeah, I was maybe like month one month too, so
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it's like I have a special place in my heart.
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Well that's crazy. Well they haven't fixed anything since you left,
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so it'll be nice to come back too, man. But yeah,
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we're excited for you. You got what five shows tomorrow
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Friday Saturday is like, how would you describe your comedy
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or what people are going to see this weekend if
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they haven't seen you before and they're thinking, I just
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want to buy some tickets, go have some fun this weekend.
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Oh oh, if you haven't seen my comedy four, trust me,
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I'm I'm pretty edgy. I'm definitely outside the box. You'll
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be surprised at are the things that I'll say. I
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know you might you might have some reservations on seeing
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a guy named asan a Mod on July fourth weekend,
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but trust me. If you show up, you'll have a
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great time.
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That's what's up.
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Man.
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Now you uh, you put out a special a few
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months ago, too soon. It's on YouTube. Everybody go watch
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that right now. I like that you did the half
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hour special is kind of, you know, reminiscent of what
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they used to do, like with Comedy Central presents, where
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you know, you go out there and you get to
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see somebody, but then you still want more, you know
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what I mean. What was the process of, Okay, I
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got to do this special. Did you kind of think
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I want to do thirty minutes or was it just
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kind of what happened?
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Yeah, I had to I want to do thirty It's
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like I can do the full hour when I'm famous
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enough for people to come watch me to the hour.
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Let me let me get my thirty And then I
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had also, you know, I've been in love with like
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the big sort of shows. I'm a I'm on Kiltny
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quite a bit. I've done Rogan three times, and I realized, like, oh,
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I have nothing to send people to, so let me
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get a special going. And and if you watch the special,
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it's gonna be all new jokes in my new hour.
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So it's not like you're gonna see the special into
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the same jokes. There might be one that it's a
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fan favorite that if you watch me from Kiltony you
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kind of know what that joke is. But other than that,
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it's gonna be a whole new hour.
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That's what's up man. Now, I got to ask, what's
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it like like as a human being being on Joe
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Rogan's podcast, because it's like the biggest podcast in the world.
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But you know, you're just having a conversation. Do you
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actually sit there and think like, oh this is crazy,
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I'm on the most watched thing on the planet, or
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are you just having a conversation.
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Oh yeah, massive imposter syndrome. Afterwards, massive is like, what
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what did I do?
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What did I do?
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You know?
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I was sort of lucky. I've known Joe for a
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while and so he puts his friends on his podcast,
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so that's how I got on. But like if I
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always tell people, if I was like if Joke was
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not a stand up, if he was a magician, then
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I wouldn't be a big enough stand up comedian to
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be on that show. So it's kind of like, you
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know what I mean, So it's kind of like I
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feel like, well, I can't believe I'm on the biggest
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show in the world talking to my friend. Like it's
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like it's a crazy experience and it feels wild.
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That's awesome, bro. Yeah. I always wondered that, like, cause
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you know, people go on there all the time. But
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I just had one of those thoughts where I was like, yeah,
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do you ever kind of you know, take a minute
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to go, Oh, there's so many eyes on me right now.
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This is weird.
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Yeah.
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Not not during while it's happening. I think otherwise it'd
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be completely overwhelming. Right right afterwards, I'll be like, man,
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what did I say. I'm just I'm just talking up there.
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I don't We'll talk about history and politics, and I'll
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say something I was like, I don't even know if
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that was true. I just said it out loud.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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Yeah.
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You know, when you're with your boys, you just make
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stuff up sometimes you do.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. So I'll be like, oh, did I just tell
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a lie to thirty million people or whatever?
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Well, now it's the truth because it's on Rogan's podcast,
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So you're making truth.
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Yeah, And that's I would describe my comedy. Really, I'm
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making yours.
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That's a good You gotta put that on a stick
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or just put give that out to people on the
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way out. Man. But I gotta be honest. I love
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your social media. Unfortunately, I have been sent a bunch
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of your breaking news clips from my buddies all the time.
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It'll be like, oh, it's a nice day to day,
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and then I'll open up the clip and it'll be
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breaking news and then you know, explain, explain kind of
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what I'm talking about to people who have might not
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been unfortunate enough to get their friends to send them
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one of those yet.
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Yeah, so I'll just send these like breaking news. I
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wanted to make fun of, like how just news is
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just so all the time and in your faith right,
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And so if I did like a breaking news and
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something funny or something, you know, like the one I
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posted yesterday, was I you know, I hope your poops
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are regular today, you know, something positive, because that's a
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that's a good day. When the regular, you know, that's
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that's a good because when it's not regular, then you're like, well,
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not to figure this out.
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You know what, I wish I had gotten the regular
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poops one that's not the one I got dude, Oh,
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I know.
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The one you've gotten. I don't know if I can
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say it on.
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Here, probably not, but yeah, go to a sign of
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mid on Instagram and go look at the pin post
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and you'll see the one that I got. Yeah, that's hilarious, dude.
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So you're you're in Austin, and Austin has kind of
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become this third, almost knocking off Chicago a little bit,
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as the third biggest spot for comedy. Is there like
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anything that like other comedians from like New York or
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l A kind of think about it when they hear
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an Austin comics coming out, or is it not like that?
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Or yeah, so Austin, especially from other comics, it has
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this reputation of like you have to be super conservative
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or right wing to play there, which is just false.
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It's just you just have to be funny, you know,
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and it doesn't matter what like where you fall politically,
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as long as you are funny. We have and you know,
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because I'm in at the Mothership. That's the sort of
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big club in Austin. And there's a lot of there's
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right wing comics, there's more centrist comics. There's definitely left
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wing comics. It's just can you make the jokes funny?
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Right?
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And because we are because we let conservative comics be
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free in Austin, like in places like New York and LA,
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they don't really let them do that there. So it's
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it gets, it gets the brand of being a right
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wing place, and reality is just it's just a funny place,
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you know, like sense like funny doesn't care about what
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you believe in your race, your religion, your gender. It's
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like if you're funny, you're funny. You can just get
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you can just get in there.
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Can I make the audience laugh or they're gonna have
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a good time? And if not, then you know, I'll
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think about doing terrible things for myself when I walk
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out of the show.
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So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So it gets a wrap
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that I don't think it deserved. And as far as
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if there's any like young comedians listening to this, and
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if you're looking to move to a major sort of
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place to do comedy like a New York, La, Austin,
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Austin's a much cheaper fan cost of living. And yeah,
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it's just easy to get around if you're young and
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you here. So it's a very young scene.
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Well, that's what's up, man. I'm glad to hear that.
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I'm glad you're killing it. You got four shows this weekend, Tomorrow, Friday, Saturday.
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You're gonna be at Helium. I know you're gonna kill
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Is there anything else you want to promote for I'll
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let you get out of here, bro. Yeah.
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I got my own podcast called The Solid Show. But
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other than that, I want you guys to come and
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come to the show this weekend and have a good time.
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It'll be a lot of fun.
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That's what's up. Go watch too soon on YouTube. Go
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follow this podcast Asada mine. I appreciate you taking the
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time talk to.
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Me, Bro that thank you for having me.
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All right, sure, but thanks to
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Go Money for Got Money for Got Money for Go Money.
