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By still speaking that that should not have made it
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This is Inside Thoughts.
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Let's get Jordan.
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One two three were live, Baby, Welcome back to Inside Thoughts.
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Thank you for pressing play.
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Got a cool interview for you at the end of
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the podcast with comedian Tony Baker Quail.
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Good to give him Scibba the PEPs Man.
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He's awesome. I got talked to him. He was in
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town last weekend at Helium. Make sure you go follow him.
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You probably already follow him.
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Come up, man, But how you doing you good? Sorry?
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I uh, I didn't put out an episode last week.
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I was doing the morning show and two afternoon shows
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for work on the radio, and I gotta be I
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was just tired of fucking hearing myself talk, dude every
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time I got home.
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I was like, yeah, you know, maybe I could be
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like real productive and I could knock out this podcast.
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And I was like, no, dude, I've just I've done
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three shows. I don't want to hear my voice anymore.
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Do you guys ever get that where you just the
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sound of your own voice.
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You must system silence, let your brain fill with thoughts.
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Every once in a while, quiet your mouth.
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Or whatever. Confucius said, you know what I mean, stuff
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like that. But it was crazy getting to be like
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out and about at a different time, like because normally
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I go into work around I don't know, ten eleven o'clock,
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but I go straight from my apartment into work, and
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then I get out of work around I don't know,
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six seven o'clock, either go to stand up or go home.
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I'm around nine to five people, you know what I mean.
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But when I was doing the morning show, I was
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getting out of work like noon one o'clock, just being
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outside with people that I don't normally come into contact with,
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people that I haven't come into contact with since I
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was unemployed, because all the people that are out during
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the day, when the regular nine to five ers are out,
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it's just remote people, unemployed people and children.
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Nobody knows how to talk to anybody.
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I was going in the target to get some food,
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and just like I said, hey, how's it going to
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the target worker that was there, because he was just
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staring at me.
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I was like, am I stealing something? Why are you
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looking at me like this? Hey, how's it going? You
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just immediately looked down.
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I was like, Okay, that's normal, and you've got a
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bunch of kids running around, but you can't be mad
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at them, you know, Like I'm in their environment ten
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am at a Target. I'm not supposed to be there,
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So I getting mad at a shark for biting you.
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You're in the fucking ocean, that's where they live. Like
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I wanted to get mad at these kids running around
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the store just not giving a fuck. But that's like
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you ever watch one of those shark documentaries and they're like, and.
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The great White gives birth and the nursery so that
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the little pups figure out how to hunt in the
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safety of the small estuary or whatever.
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The fuck The British guy that does all those documentary says,
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you know what I mean, it's just like Target at
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ten thirty eleven am is a safe place. It's not
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a bunch of people around. It's mostly just old people.
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Like I said, remote workers are unemployed people, and the
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unemployed people are high out of their minds.
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You know, amen, man, you guys.
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Guy's got any gon any deals on chips and ice cream? Dude.
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Oh we're doing we're doing good high jokes today. Huh.
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That was a good one man stupid.
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But yeah, that's why I ain't have a podcast last
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week because I was just I was tired.
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Man.
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There there there hits a point where you can't talk
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anymore because you're just tired of You're like, dude, I've
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already said all the bullshit he's come out of my
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mouth today.
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You know what I mean, because.
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That's that's all we do all day, just talk about bullshit.
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Swear to god, dude, I was sitting in Uh, we're
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doing like revamped meetings at work for whatever reason.
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Because efficiency is not being efficient.
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You know those things where we have to like go
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back to.
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Okay, everybody say their name and what you do and
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what you think should be done.
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And the whole time you're just like, can I have
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a gun to put in my mouth? I don't want
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to be here anymore.
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So we're sitting through that. That's all we do all
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day is just say shit. That's what I'm doing right now.
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I'm just talking, dude. Like the amount of meetings I've
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said in the last week where it's like this could
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have been an email. I understand why AI's taken over
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because one guy was like, yeah, I don't know if
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this AI stuff is going to work. I still like people.
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And then you're sitting in one of those meetings going.
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Okay, so we changed the color of the bar that
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tells us what color the their bars on the web
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page art, and.
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He's like, I don't want to hear her talk anymore,
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or him or they.
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It could be anybody talking about bullshit and a job
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that they're thinking is way more important than it is.
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It doesn't matter, but yeah, that's that's. Uh, That's what
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I've been dealing with, just just talking bullshit. So I
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had to be quiet for a week. But now I'm
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bad man missed. Uh, it was probably good that I
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ain't talking. I like got weirdly angry about the US
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los into Belgium in the World Cup. I'm glad I
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took a week off because I don't know what I'm
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talking about when it comes to soccer.
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I'm calling it soccer. But we we got what we deserve. Man,
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we were all hyped out.
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We were talking shit, we want Spain, we want Spain.
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It's a Spanya.
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We want to spawn you say we want to spawn you?
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Like we were talking crazy shit after beating a bunch
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of nobody countries because they expanded the the World Cup bracket.
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So the US was.
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Like, yeah, we know what we're doing. We're actually very
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good at it. It's called soccer. And you guys play
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very gay, We're gonna beat you.
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And they even changed the rules, like I don't know,
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probably our second best.
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Player, Florin Bullagan, he got.
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A red card, which I thought the red card was dumb,
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but then he was just out for the next game.
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And then FIFA overturned suspended the red card. They were
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just like, yeah, he can play. Who gives a shit.
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Probably Trump paid him a bunch of money. I want
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to see him plays very good. I like that one
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only on.
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The soccer field, though, And we got what we deserve
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because everybody was pissed, and you know, we basically just
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gave Belgium some bulletin board material to where they were like, oh,
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these guys think they're good, Well we're gonna fuck him up.
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How about that? You know what I mean.
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It was just it was tough because like I fell
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into the hype. I was the dumb American. I fell
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into the hype. I was like, yeah, dude, we're gonna
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go out there. Fuck Belgium, man, what are they known
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for fucking woff. Fuck Waffle was mean pancakes today. Man,
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first three minutes of the game, I was like, oh shit,
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we're gonna lose this game. We looked scared, dude, Like
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we looked terrified the last time I watched a game
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like that where I was like, I think my team
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has a chance, and in the first three to five
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minutes of the game, I was like, Oh, this is over,
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but I'm still gonna watch the whole thing and get pissed.
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For some reason.
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I could have just I could have had a nice day.
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I've seen that game before. I could have turned it off,
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walked away, saw the box score.
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Go hm, I knew what was gonna happen. I didn't
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need to watch that, but I stayed and watch. It
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was the same exact game, like the same feeling. Was
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Notre Dame versus Alabama in the twenty twelve National Championship game.
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It was the same shit. I was like, I was
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talking crazy all my friends. I was like, Notre.
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Dame's winning the Natty this year, dude, it's over there
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for the money.
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Yeah, Notre Dame's gonna win.
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The first five minutes, like you see the player's knees knocking,
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their legs are shaking, like, oh this is the lights.
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Are too bright. They can't get it done.
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But I watched the whole thing and then I was
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pissed for a long time. Same thing with the US.
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I saw it.
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You know, we're we're kicking the ball hard, making some
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hard passes, no touch, no comfort.
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And I was like, yeah, shit, this is done. So
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we lost. It sucked, but.
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We got to get out and then, you know, stop
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caring about it. I still like watching the World Cup though,
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Like I was just watching England versus Argentina. That was
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a good game, except I'm a little I'm a little
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scared to go home because Amy's British, so I'm gonna
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get home.
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I'm gonna get home be like, hey, how was your dying?
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Well it wasn't fucking I'm kidding.
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She she thinks soccer players are soft football players. Yeah,
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her family's a rugby family, so they thank soccers for pussies.
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I was like trying to get her into the World Cup.
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We watched Paraguay in Germany and she was like getting
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excited watching the pks. I was like, I see this
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is fun. She turned on the England Argentina game.
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She was like, I.
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Watched it for about twenty minutes and I got board,
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so or I turned it off.
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Yeah, what are you gonna do? Rugby is cool, though,
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but now it's uh. It was a long week last week.
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I did, uh did get to have a little bit
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of fun. My cousin, he works for Delta, so he
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had a way over an Indian. He was like, hey,
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you want to go to a baseball game. I was like, yeah, sure, dude.
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And Indianapolis has a minor league team called the Indianapolis Indians.
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So we go to the and we're having fun. But
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my cousin's from Akron. He grew up watching the Indians
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who are now the Guardians. And he leans over to
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me and he's like, why did they get to keep
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their name? I was like, sh nobody gives a fun.
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It's Indianapolis, you know, It's just it's fine. Nobody cares.
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And I actually I was talking about that on the radio.
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I was like, why did they get to keep their name?
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And this lady texted in she goes, we get to
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keep our Indians name because Indiana means land of the Indians.
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We are a city that is proud of where we
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came from. Want proof. The Eagle georg Museum of American
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Indians in Western art is one of the largest museums
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of its kind in the US. I actually I got
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to look that up. I did not fact check that.
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I was just like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.
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Does Indiana mean land of the Indians?
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I mean it would make sense because Indiana, Yeah, what
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are we translates to land of the Indians.
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Well, it's like the hand of the hats if you
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ask me. But I guess that's good. We really care
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about the Indians. We have a big museum, so we
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care a lot.
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Speaking of Native Americans, I watched that Jim Thorpe documentary
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on Netflix had just dropped.
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That's a good watch.
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He was basically like the greatest athlete of all time,
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but he was a Native American in the weight eighteen
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hundreds and early nineteen hundred, so they just hated him
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every time he did something. They basically just did the
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whole thing because he was like his arch and nemesis
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on the US team. When he was going to the
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Olympics was like.
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I oht no.
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Aardy Wallaby or whatever the fuck his name was, who
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ended up being like some racist politician.
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But the announcers would do the same shit.
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They're like, oh Aartie Wallaby, he's really a crafty, smart player.
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You know, you don't see that a lot, real workhorse.
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Then they get the Jim Thorpe busting off a seventy
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five yard run and you know, breaking eight tackles to
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get into the end zone.
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They're just like, that's just God given talent. You can't
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do anything about it. You know, well, what do you want?
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A savage run? That's what that was. Jesus Christ did.
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So history just repeats itself, you know, it stays the
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same all the time.
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Man, Like, you can't you can't change it. But at
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least the future is, you know, gonna be good. Maybe hopefully,
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who knows, dude, I did I read that we're all
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gonna be skinny in the future. Scientists found a protein
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that could make us immune to obesity. It's like he
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gets sick and you get a couple pounds added on
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to you, Like, oh, fuck, go home, You're.
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Gonna spread fat everywhere.
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Man.
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Don't no, don't bring a cheeseburger in here.
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I'm gonna want one.
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Oh that's what the future is gonna be like, but
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they found this protein and they nicknamed it Mitch, and
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if they turn it off, it seems to make cells
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burn through fat and carbs way faster without needing ozempic.
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And the discovery started in mice. Which mice they got
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it tough man, either getting fed to pet snakes or
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I don't know, getting makeup tested on them or having
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their protein enzymes taken out. But if you switch off
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Mitch and muscle cells it protects them from obesity and
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even boosted their stamina. So now they're testing the same
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idea on human cells and basically the results are the same.
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So there's not a treatment yet. Human trouser a long
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way off. I'm sure that's gonna be one of those
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things like.
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Hey, do you want to free cooping to taco bell,
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Come on down here, fatty, try this Mitch.
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And that's how they're going to get the human trial. Also,
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what a dickhead thing to do to guy's name Mitch
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out there.
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Why'd they name it Mitch?
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They couldn't have just called it protein fat or glob
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or something.
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They're like, no, fuck, Mitch, dude, Mitch is just sitting
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there over there in the corner, just eating his lunch.
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What did I do?
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Yeah, well, you're a fat fuck That's why we're calling it.
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Mitch, Mitch, get that cheeseburger out of here.
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We're doing science shit.
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Game in I'm sorry, but I mean, look, the future
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will be skinny and we won't talk to each other.
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Right.
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Another thing that said, the the dating app hinge its
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founder created another dating app with AI.
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There's no profiles or matches to swipe through. The AI
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just decides who it thinks you will be compatible with.
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That.
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No way that could go wrong, right, that's crazy, dude, Like,
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we're just not gonna use any part of our brain
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in the future.
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So tell me, how did you guys meet? Oh well,
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you know.
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We're too lazy to actually go out and search for
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each other, or go outside and meet in any kind
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of community activity, or you know, even get fucked up
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at the bar and go home with each other, have
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a kid and stay together and try to make it work.
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We just put all of our information, uh, right there
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in the chat GPT.
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And then that's how I found Susan. We actually we
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didn't even plan the first day. He just told us
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to go to Torchies tacos and yeah, it was nice.
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You know, we didn't talk about We still haven't talked much.
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We just stare at our phones and asked chat GPT
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what to say to the other one, and well, jeez,
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I still get too nervous to actually speak, so I
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just sent her text messages. That's our love language, not
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looking at each other and just being in the same room.
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But hey, we're skinny. We got that, Mitch, So we're skinny.
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Turned off, Mitch.
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Future is gonna be so fucking weird, dude. Oh man,
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I did uh. I forgot to talk about this. When
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I was talking about the World Cup, I was like
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looking up different things about Belgium because I was like,
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I can't just talk shit about you know, them being.
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Waffle eaters, you know what I mean, Like I need
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something else. And I found what.
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I didn't find too much, because you know, they're Belgians.
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What have they been doing? But I found out that
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French fries were actually invented in Belgium because they would
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normally like make fish sticks, fry up fish sticks, but
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in the wintertime, the lakes and the rivers would freeze over,
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so they just chop up potatoes into well fish sticks
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and fry those that's how French fries started, or that's
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what they believe. They don't nobody actually knows. There went
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in like a written document.
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Of and this was the first time anybody had had
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a French fry.
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They didn't do that. They're you know, just basing it
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off stuff. But the first time anybody called it a
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French fry was in World War One. American soldiers went
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over and they were interacting with the Belgians, but the
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Belgians mostly spoke French, so when they were eating these
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French fries, they thought it was a French dish.
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They're like, fryed potatoes, all right, French fry, I got you, bud, Yeah,
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we'll bring this on.
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Everybody will eat it.
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Then in the future will stop eating it because we're
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gonna switch off this enzyme called mitch. We'll stop all
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the fatties. But that's the most American shit I've ever heard.
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They just walked up to some.
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Belgians and they're like, what do you guys Belgians? Yeah,
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I don't know what the fuck that is. Y'all are French, okay,
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because that makes sense to me. I know what French
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people are.
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They're smelly, They like cheese only do fromage and they
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make French fries.
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All right, you're French.
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And then Belgium ended up getting us back. Is ay,
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what the shit out of us in.
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The World Cup.
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All right, let's get your headline of the week and
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then we'll get to this interview with comedian actor Tony
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Baker and Indiana man is facing an arson charge after
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police say he cut off his own genitals, poured gasoline
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on him, and set him on fire inside a garage.
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When police first found him, he claimed he had been
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stabbed by someone downtown, but at the hospital, investigators say
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he admitted he made the whole story up and confessed
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to what really happened.
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Shout out to this.
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Guy for still being able to like talk or lie
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with his dick cut off, you.
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Know what I mean.
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Firefighters responded to the garage, found a gas can, several
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widers in a kitchen, knife, authorities having said whether the
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severed body part was ever recovered.
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He's got a man, Joina.
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He's now charged with arson and if convicted, could face
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out the twelve years in prison.
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He's gonna have a tough time in prison. What are
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you went for? That was really? Madam? Mom, and I
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cut off my penis and I whitter garago fire man.
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What that's great.
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I didn't even know dick's were flammable, you know what
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I mean? Like, I feel bad for this guy because
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I don't know like what he had to be going
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through for that to be the answer, You know what
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I mean? Like, Hey, you're feeling sad, Go have some beer,
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make it, make it better or worse, depending on how
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sad you actually are, or you need to, you know,
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get rid of feeling like shit, Go to the gym,
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go for a run, move your body around. Like there's
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different levels of fixing stuff. Cutting your dick off was
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not on my list.
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I'm gonna cut it off, and I'm gonna lay it
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on fire.
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You mom, this is what happens when millennials and gen
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Zers can't afford homes. This is this is what it
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comes to. You live with your parents long enough, it
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makes you fucking crazy. Cut your dick off. That's what happens.
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We need to make housing more affordable. We're going crazy
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all right. Now that we ended on a high note,
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let's get to.
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This interview with comedian actor Tony Baker.
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What's going on, bro?
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What's up man, you doing.
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I'm doo good man. I'm excited you're coming to town.
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You got four shows at Helium two to Night two Saturday,
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and then you're gonna be up at Fort Wayne on.
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Sunday at Summit City.
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For everybody that might have seen you on social media
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but maybe hadn't made it out to a show. What
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is a Tony Baker stand up show?
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White man, It's just me talking about life, man, pretty
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much my life. We'll get on my nerves. You know,
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what's it like being forty nine? You know, I'm sick
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of everything. I'm sick of everything and everybody that's seeing it, Okay,
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that happens, Yeah, throwing it out. Wake up man, I'm
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sick of this and then it goes from there. You know.
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Just just let everybody know where I'm at right now,
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at forty nine. That's mainly what my focus is on.
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When I'm hoping that thing.
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That's awesome.
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Man.
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Well, we're excited.
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We're going to pack it out Helium tonight and tomorrow
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and then Summit City on Sunday. Now, most everybody knows
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you because even if they don't know that, they've seen
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one of your videos on social media. Whether it's a
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cat giving some skivity paps out or a ram head
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button somebody and cramming them. I got to ask, do
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people like run up to you on the street and
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say any of your catchphrases or voiceover phrases?
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Absolutely? Man, And it's so funny because I always feel
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bad for them when they're with somebody that doesn't know
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or what they're talking about, because it's just skimmity paps cram.
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You know, people like, what the hell are you talking about?
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You just gotta you see it because it makes no sense.
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But I also love that because it's like an own
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little language. It's like an own little you know, secret
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and you know, second language. So I'm happy that people
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caught on and just like, you know, we love this.
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That's awesome, man, what what what do you get the most?
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Cram?
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Probably cram kram and Scibby Patters, I would say, uh,
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those are the two that people say.
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The mode they might hit me with.
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The Kirk Patres they might do that. I'm the one
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they might hit me with that. But uh yeah, man,
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I just appreciate that.
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They get it. You know, Well, that's what's up man.
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Yeah, you gotta you gotta call your fans something like
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I would go with the Skimmitty Peppers, maybe not the Crammers,
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you know what I mean. Yeah, that's that's a little
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too much. But uh, like I gotta ask us, bro,
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you are prolific on social media.
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Like I went to check.
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You got three million followers on Instagram, two point six
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million on Facebook, almost seven hundred k on TikTok. You
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got like over six million people following you. You ever, like,
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stop and think maybe I could start an army and
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get all these people doing something.
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Shit, I just want the army. I just want this
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army to show up when I show up to town.
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That's all. That's all I want. That's like the whole
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invasion for me. Invade my shoes, man, that's it.
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Skip heal him tonight, man. That's that's what they could do.
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But I wanted to ask just like kind of a
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behind the scenes thing, because you do post a lot.
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You have like a I wake up and I gotta
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post this many videos or it's just like it happens
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in the moment thing, like how how do you go
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about doing that?
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I work in the moment. I do like to post
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something every single day, and I like to make sure
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that that's how I work comedically, Like what comes to
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mind in the moment, and I gotta talk about it,
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Like that man yesterday that I found Indiana man, Indian
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man you know in Fort Wayne?
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I know that.
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How do you even First of all, for the people
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that didn't see that story, it's all over social media.
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Go follow Tony Baker at Tony Baker on Instagram or Facebook.
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A guy up in Fort Wayne cut off his downstairs
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and went it off fire.
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I didn't know that was flammable man, neither did that.
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Like, you know, you could get wood, charcoal, newspapers, you
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know what I'm saying. You can get the lighter fluid going,
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some premium month letted. You know who?
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How was he like?
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Nah, man, I could really get a good fire going
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with this. Let me cut it all and really see
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and like what if he cut it off and then
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it didn't even light? Like what are you doing then?
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Just sitting there being cold?
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Yeah, that's tough, man, That's what That's a that's a
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different type of anger towards your mom because he caught
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his mom's garage on fire. Like, I don't understand how
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you can be that mad with you like, yeah, I'm
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gonna show mom.
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Yeah, sure, I'm just I'm just glad the garage was
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separate from the house. Shout out to the Midwest. You're
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saying the separate the separate garage action was.
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Clutch, right. That's crazy, man. So we we can't wait
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to hear about that of the show.
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And watch out for them people up in Fort Wayne,
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because they're they're nice, but you know, obviously that kind
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of human being exists up there, so just just be careful.
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I need to teach them how to start proper fires
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when I go up, and this'll be my first time
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in Fort Wayne, so i'mna be like, hey, guys, fire huh,
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let's talk about it.
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That's nuts, man.
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Well, we're excited for you to get to town. U
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two shows at Helium tonight, two shows at Helium tomorrow.
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You got Summit City on Sunday. Is there anything else
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you want to promote for I let you get out here.
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Uh, just you know, show up to my page Instagram.
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I got the YouTube page. It's called Tony Biker Comedy.
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You subscribe on there, and if you're happy to be
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somewhere else in the country. Still, I'm still hitting the
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other cities throughout the rest of the years. So just
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check out my schedule on Tony Baker on Instagram and
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that'd be great. It'd be fantastic. And listen, you know,
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leave everything, leave your body parts intact, and just just
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just join me in lad.
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That's good advice, right there.
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Bell, Hey, Tody, I appreciate you man go murder this weekend.
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Thanks for taking the time to pop on the show.
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All right, thank you man, thank you. Thanks for money
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for Go, Money for Go, Money to Go, money
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Mexico money.
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By still speaking that that should not have made it
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This is Inside Thoughts.
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Let's get Jordan.
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Thank you for pressing play.
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Got a cool interview for you at the end of
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the podcast with comedian Tony Baker Quail.
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Good to give him Scibba the PEPs Man.
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He's awesome. I got talked to him. He was in
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town last weekend at Helium. Make sure you go follow him.
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You probably already follow him.
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Come up, man, But how you doing you good? Sorry?
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I uh, I didn't put out an episode last week.
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I was doing the morning show and two afternoon shows
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for work on the radio, and I gotta be I
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was just tired of fucking hearing myself talk, dude every
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time I got home.
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I was like, yeah, you know, maybe I could be
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like real productive and I could knock out this podcast.
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And I was like, no, dude, I've just I've done
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three shows. I don't want to hear my voice anymore.
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Do you guys ever get that where you just the
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sound of your own voice.
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You must system silence, let your brain fill with thoughts.
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Every once in a while, quiet your mouth.
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Or whatever. Confucius said, you know what I mean, stuff
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like that. But it was crazy getting to be like
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out and about at a different time, like because normally
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I go into work around I don't know, ten eleven o'clock,
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but I go straight from my apartment into work, and
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then I get out of work around I don't know,
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six seven o'clock, either go to stand up or go home.
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I'm around nine to five people, you know what I mean.
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But when I was doing the morning show, I was
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getting out of work like noon one o'clock, just being
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outside with people that I don't normally come into contact with,
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people that I haven't come into contact with since I
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was unemployed, because all the people that are out during
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the day, when the regular nine to five ers are out,
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it's just remote people, unemployed people and children.
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Nobody knows how to talk to anybody.
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I was going in the target to get some food,
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and just like I said, hey, how's it going to
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the target worker that was there, because he was just
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staring at me.
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I was like, am I stealing something? Why are you
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looking at me like this? Hey, how's it going? You
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just immediately looked down.
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I was like, Okay, that's normal, and you've got a
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bunch of kids running around, but you can't be mad
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at them, you know, Like I'm in their environment ten
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am at a Target. I'm not supposed to be there,
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So I getting mad at a shark for biting you.
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You're in the fucking ocean, that's where they live. Like
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I wanted to get mad at these kids running around
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the store just not giving a fuck. But that's like
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you ever watch one of those shark documentaries and they're like, and.
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The great White gives birth and the nursery so that
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the little pups figure out how to hunt in the
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safety of the small estuary or whatever.
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The fuck The British guy that does all those documentary says,
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you know what I mean, it's just like Target at
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ten thirty eleven am is a safe place. It's not
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a bunch of people around. It's mostly just old people.
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unemployed people are high out of their minds.
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You know, amen, man, you guys.
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Guy's got any gon any deals on chips and ice cream? Dude.
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Oh we're doing we're doing good high jokes today. Huh.
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That was a good one man stupid.
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But yeah, that's why I ain't have a podcast last
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week because I was just I was tired.
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anymore because you're just tired of You're like, dude, I've
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already said all the bullshit he's come out of my
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mouth today.
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You know what I mean, because.
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That's that's all we do all day, just talk about bullshit.
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Swear to god, dude, I was sitting in Uh, we're
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doing like revamped meetings at work for whatever reason.
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back to.
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what you think should be done.
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a gun to put in my mouth? I don't want
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to be here anymore.
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So we're sitting through that. That's all we do all
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day is just say shit. That's what I'm doing right now.
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I'm just talking, dude. Like the amount of meetings I've
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said in the last week where it's like this could
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have been an email. I understand why AI's taken over
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because one guy was like, yeah, I don't know if
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this AI stuff is going to work. I still like people.
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Okay, so we changed the color of the bar that
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tells us what color the their bars on the web
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page art, and.
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He's like, I don't want to hear her talk anymore,
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or him or they.
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It could be anybody talking about bullshit and a job
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that they're thinking is way more important than it is.
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It doesn't matter, but yeah, that's that's. Uh, That's what
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I've been dealing with, just just talking bullshit. So I
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had to be quiet for a week. But now I'm
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bad man missed. Uh, it was probably good that I
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ain't talking. I like got weirdly angry about the US
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los into Belgium in the World Cup. I'm glad I
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took a week off because I don't know what I'm
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talking about when it comes to soccer.
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I'm calling it soccer. But we we got what we deserve. Man,
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we were all hyped out.
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We were talking shit, we want Spain, we want Spain.
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It's a Spanya.
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We want to spawn you say we want to spawn you?
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Like we were talking crazy shit after beating a bunch
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of nobody countries because they expanded the the World Cup bracket.
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So the US was.
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Like, yeah, we know what we're doing. We're actually very
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good at it. It's called soccer. And you guys play
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very gay, We're gonna beat you.
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probably our second best.
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Player, Florin Bullagan, he got.
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A red card, which I thought the red card was dumb,
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but then he was just out for the next game.
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just like, yeah, he can play. Who gives a shit.
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Probably Trump paid him a bunch of money. I want
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to see him plays very good. I like that one
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only on.
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The soccer field, though, And we got what we deserve
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because everybody was pissed, and you know, we basically just
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gave Belgium some bulletin board material to where they were like, oh,
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these guys think they're good, Well we're gonna fuck him up.
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How about that? You know what I mean.
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It was just it was tough because like I fell
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into the hype. I was the dumb American. I fell
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into the hype. I was like, yeah, dude, we're gonna
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go out there. Fuck Belgium, man, what are they known
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for fucking woff. Fuck Waffle was mean pancakes today. Man,
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first three minutes of the game, I was like, oh shit,
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we're gonna lose this game. We looked scared, dude, Like
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we looked terrified the last time I watched a game
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like that where I was like, I think my team
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has a chance, and in the first three to five
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minutes of the game, I was like, Oh, this is over,
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but I'm still gonna watch the whole thing and get pissed.
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For some reason.
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I could have just I could have had a nice day.
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I've seen that game before. I could have turned it off,
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walked away, saw the box score.
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Go hm, I knew what was gonna happen. I didn't
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need to watch that, but I stayed and watch. It
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was the same exact game, like the same feeling. Was
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Notre Dame versus Alabama in the twenty twelve National Championship game.
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It was the same shit. I was like, I was
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talking crazy all my friends. I was like, Notre.
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Dame's winning the Natty this year, dude, it's over there
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for the money.
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Yeah, Notre Dame's gonna win.
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The first five minutes, like you see the player's knees knocking,
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their legs are shaking, like, oh this is the lights.
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Are too bright. They can't get it done.
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But I watched the whole thing and then I was
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pissed for a long time. Same thing with the US.
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I saw it.
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You know, we're we're kicking the ball hard, making some
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hard passes, no touch, no comfort.
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And I was like, yeah, shit, this is done. So
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we lost. It sucked, but.
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We got to get out and then, you know, stop
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caring about it. I still like watching the World Cup though,
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Like I was just watching England versus Argentina. That was
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a good game, except I'm a little I'm a little
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scared to go home because Amy's British, so I'm gonna
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get home.
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I'm gonna get home be like, hey, how was your dying?
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Well it wasn't fucking I'm kidding.
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She she thinks soccer players are soft football players. Yeah,
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her family's a rugby family, so they thank soccers for pussies.
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I was like trying to get her into the World Cup.
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We watched Paraguay in Germany and she was like getting
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excited watching the pks. I was like, I see this
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is fun. She turned on the England Argentina game.
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She was like, I.
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Watched it for about twenty minutes and I got board,
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so or I turned it off.
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Yeah, what are you gonna do? Rugby is cool, though,
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but now it's uh. It was a long week last week.
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I did, uh did get to have a little bit
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of fun. My cousin, he works for Delta, so he
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had a way over an Indian. He was like, hey,
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you want to go to a baseball game. I was like, yeah, sure, dude.
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And Indianapolis has a minor league team called the Indianapolis Indians.
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So we go to the and we're having fun. But
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my cousin's from Akron. He grew up watching the Indians
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who are now the Guardians. And he leans over to
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me and he's like, why did they get to keep
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their name? I was like, sh nobody gives a fun.
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It's Indianapolis, you know, It's just it's fine. Nobody cares.
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And I actually I was talking about that on the radio.
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I was like, why did they get to keep their name?
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And this lady texted in she goes, we get to
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keep our Indians name because Indiana means land of the Indians.
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We are a city that is proud of where we
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came from. Want proof. The Eagle georg Museum of American
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Indians in Western art is one of the largest museums
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of its kind in the US. I actually I got
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to look that up. I did not fact check that.
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I was just like, oh, yeah, that makes sense.
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Does Indiana mean land of the Indians?
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I mean it would make sense because Indiana, Yeah, what
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are we translates to land of the Indians.
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Well, it's like the hand of the hats if you
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ask me. But I guess that's good. We really care
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about the Indians. We have a big museum, so we
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care a lot.
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Speaking of Native Americans, I watched that Jim Thorpe documentary
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on Netflix had just dropped.
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That's a good watch.
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He was basically like the greatest athlete of all time,
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but he was a Native American in the weight eighteen
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hundreds and early nineteen hundred, so they just hated him
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every time he did something. They basically just did the
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whole thing because he was like his arch and nemesis
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on the US team. When he was going to the
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Olympics was like.
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I oht no.
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Aardy Wallaby or whatever the fuck his name was, who
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ended up being like some racist politician.
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But the announcers would do the same shit.
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They're like, oh Aartie Wallaby, he's really a crafty, smart player.
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You know, you don't see that a lot, real workhorse.
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Then they get the Jim Thorpe busting off a seventy
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five yard run and you know, breaking eight tackles to
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get into the end zone.
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They're just like, that's just God given talent. You can't
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do anything about it. You know, well, what do you want?
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A savage run? That's what that was. Jesus Christ did.
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So history just repeats itself, you know, it stays the
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same all the time.
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Man, Like, you can't you can't change it. But at
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least the future is, you know, gonna be good. Maybe hopefully,
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who knows, dude, I did I read that we're all
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gonna be skinny in the future. Scientists found a protein
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that could make us immune to obesity. It's like he
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gets sick and you get a couple pounds added on
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to you, Like, oh, fuck, go home, You're.
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Gonna spread fat everywhere.
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Man.
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Don't no, don't bring a cheeseburger in here.
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I'm gonna want one.
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Oh that's what the future is gonna be like, but
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they found this protein and they nicknamed it Mitch, and
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if they turn it off, it seems to make cells
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burn through fat and carbs way faster without needing ozempic.
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And the discovery started in mice. Which mice they got
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it tough man, either getting fed to pet snakes or
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I don't know, getting makeup tested on them or having
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their protein enzymes taken out. But if you switch off
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Mitch and muscle cells it protects them from obesity and
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even boosted their stamina. So now they're testing the same
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idea on human cells and basically the results are the same.
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So there's not a treatment yet. Human trouser a long
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way off. I'm sure that's gonna be one of those
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things like.
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Hey, do you want to free cooping to taco bell,
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Come on down here, fatty, try this Mitch.
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And that's how they're going to get the human trial. Also,
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what a dickhead thing to do to guy's name Mitch
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out there.
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Why'd they name it Mitch?
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They couldn't have just called it protein fat or glob
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or something.
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They're like, no, fuck, Mitch, dude, Mitch is just sitting
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there over there in the corner, just eating his lunch.
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What did I do?
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Yeah, well, you're a fat fuck That's why we're calling it.
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Mitch, Mitch, get that cheeseburger out of here.
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We're doing science shit.
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Game in I'm sorry, but I mean, look, the future
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will be skinny and we won't talk to each other.
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Right.
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Another thing that said, the the dating app hinge its
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founder created another dating app with AI.
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There's no profiles or matches to swipe through. The AI
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just decides who it thinks you will be compatible with.
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That.
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No way that could go wrong, right, that's crazy, dude, Like,
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we're just not gonna use any part of our brain
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in the future.
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So tell me, how did you guys meet? Oh well,
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you know.
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We're too lazy to actually go out and search for
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each other, or go outside and meet in any kind
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of community activity, or you know, even get fucked up
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at the bar and go home with each other, have
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a kid and stay together and try to make it work.
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We just put all of our information, uh, right there
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in the chat GPT.
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And then that's how I found Susan. We actually we
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didn't even plan the first day. He just told us
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to go to Torchies tacos and yeah, it was nice.
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You know, we didn't talk about We still haven't talked much.
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We just stare at our phones and asked chat GPT
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what to say to the other one, and well, jeez,
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I still get too nervous to actually speak, so I
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just sent her text messages. That's our love language, not
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looking at each other and just being in the same room.
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But hey, we're skinny. We got that, Mitch, So we're skinny.
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Turned off, Mitch.
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Future is gonna be so fucking weird, dude. Oh man,
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I did uh. I forgot to talk about this. When
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I was talking about the World Cup, I was like
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looking up different things about Belgium because I was like,
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I can't just talk shit about you know, them being.
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Waffle eaters, you know what I mean, Like I need
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something else. And I found what.
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I didn't find too much, because you know, they're Belgians.
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What have they been doing? But I found out that
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French fries were actually invented in Belgium because they would
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normally like make fish sticks, fry up fish sticks, but
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in the wintertime, the lakes and the rivers would freeze over,
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so they just chop up potatoes into well fish sticks
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and fry those that's how French fries started, or that's
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what they believe. They don't nobody actually knows. There went
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in like a written document.
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Of and this was the first time anybody had had
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a French fry.
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They didn't do that. They're you know, just basing it
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off stuff. But the first time anybody called it a
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French fry was in World War One. American soldiers went
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over and they were interacting with the Belgians, but the
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Belgians mostly spoke French, so when they were eating these
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French fries, they thought it was a French dish.
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They're like, fryed potatoes, all right, French fry, I got you, bud, Yeah,
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we'll bring this on.
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Everybody will eat it.
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Then in the future will stop eating it because we're
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gonna switch off this enzyme called mitch. We'll stop all
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the fatties. But that's the most American shit I've ever heard.
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They just walked up to some.
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Belgians and they're like, what do you guys Belgians? Yeah,
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I don't know what the fuck that is. Y'all are French, okay,
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because that makes sense to me. I know what French
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people are.
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They're smelly, They like cheese only do fromage and they
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make French fries.
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All right, you're French.
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And then Belgium ended up getting us back. Is ay,
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what the shit out of us in.
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The World Cup.
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All right, let's get your headline of the week and
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then we'll get to this interview with comedian actor Tony
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Baker and Indiana man is facing an arson charge after
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police say he cut off his own genitals, poured gasoline
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on him, and set him on fire inside a garage.
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When police first found him, he claimed he had been
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stabbed by someone downtown, but at the hospital, investigators say
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he admitted he made the whole story up and confessed
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to what really happened.
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Shout out to this.
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Guy for still being able to like talk or lie
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with his dick cut off, you.
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Know what I mean.
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Firefighters responded to the garage, found a gas can, several
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widers in a kitchen, knife, authorities having said whether the
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severed body part was ever recovered.
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He's got a man, Joina.
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He's now charged with arson and if convicted, could face
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out the twelve years in prison.
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He's gonna have a tough time in prison. What are
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you went for? That was really? Madam? Mom, and I
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cut off my penis and I whitter garago fire man.
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What that's great.
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I didn't even know dick's were flammable, you know what
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I mean? Like, I feel bad for this guy because
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I don't know like what he had to be going
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through for that to be the answer, You know what
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I mean? Like, Hey, you're feeling sad, Go have some beer,
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make it, make it better or worse, depending on how
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sad you actually are, or you need to, you know,
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get rid of feeling like shit, Go to the gym,
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go for a run, move your body around. Like there's
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different levels of fixing stuff. Cutting your dick off was
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not on my list.
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I'm gonna cut it off, and I'm gonna lay it
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on fire.
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You mom, this is what happens when millennials and gen
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Zers can't afford homes. This is this is what it
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comes to. You live with your parents long enough, it
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makes you fucking crazy. Cut your dick off. That's what happens.
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We need to make housing more affordable. We're going crazy
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all right. Now that we ended on a high note,
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let's get to.
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This interview with comedian actor Tony Baker.
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What's going on, bro?
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What's up man, you doing.
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I'm doo good man. I'm excited you're coming to town.
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You got four shows at Helium two to Night two Saturday,
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and then you're gonna be up at Fort Wayne on.
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Sunday at Summit City.
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For everybody that might have seen you on social media
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but maybe hadn't made it out to a show. What
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is a Tony Baker stand up show?
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White man, It's just me talking about life, man, pretty
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much my life. We'll get on my nerves. You know,
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what's it like being forty nine? You know, I'm sick
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of everything. I'm sick of everything and everybody that's seeing it, Okay,
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that happens, Yeah, throwing it out. Wake up man, I'm
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sick of this and then it goes from there. You know.
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Just just let everybody know where I'm at right now,
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at forty nine. That's mainly what my focus is on.
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When I'm hoping that thing.
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That's awesome.
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Man.
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Well, we're excited.
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We're going to pack it out Helium tonight and tomorrow
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and then Summit City on Sunday. Now, most everybody knows
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you because even if they don't know that, they've seen
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one of your videos on social media. Whether it's a
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cat giving some skivity paps out or a ram head
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button somebody and cramming them. I got to ask, do
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people like run up to you on the street and
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say any of your catchphrases or voiceover phrases?
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Absolutely? Man, And it's so funny because I always feel
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bad for them when they're with somebody that doesn't know
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or what they're talking about, because it's just skimmity paps cram.
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You know, people like, what the hell are you talking about?
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You just gotta you see it because it makes no sense.
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But I also love that because it's like an own
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little language. It's like an own little you know, secret
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and you know, second language. So I'm happy that people
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caught on and just like, you know, we love this.
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That's awesome, man, what what what do you get the most?
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Cram?
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Probably cram kram and Scibby Patters, I would say, uh,
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those are the two that people say.
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The mode they might hit me with.
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The Kirk Patres they might do that. I'm the one
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they might hit me with that. But uh yeah, man,
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I just appreciate that.
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They get it. You know, Well, that's what's up man.
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Yeah, you gotta you gotta call your fans something like
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I would go with the Skimmitty Peppers, maybe not the Crammers,
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you know what I mean. Yeah, that's that's a little
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too much. But uh, like I gotta ask us, bro,
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you are prolific on social media.
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Like I went to check.
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You got three million followers on Instagram, two point six
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million on Facebook, almost seven hundred k on TikTok. You
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got like over six million people following you. You ever, like,
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stop and think maybe I could start an army and
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get all these people doing something.
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Shit, I just want the army. I just want this
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army to show up when I show up to town.
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That's all. That's all I want. That's like the whole
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invasion for me. Invade my shoes, man, that's it.
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Skip heal him tonight, man. That's that's what they could do.
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But I wanted to ask just like kind of a
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behind the scenes thing, because you do post a lot.
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You have like a I wake up and I gotta
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post this many videos or it's just like it happens
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in the moment thing, like how how do you go
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about doing that?
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I work in the moment. I do like to post
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something every single day, and I like to make sure
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that that's how I work comedically, Like what comes to
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mind in the moment, and I gotta talk about it,
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Like that man yesterday that I found Indiana man, Indian
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man you know in Fort Wayne?
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I know that.
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How do you even First of all, for the people
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that didn't see that story, it's all over social media.
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Go follow Tony Baker at Tony Baker on Instagram or Facebook.
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A guy up in Fort Wayne cut off his downstairs
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and went it off fire.
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I didn't know that was flammable man, neither did that.
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Like, you know, you could get wood, charcoal, newspapers, you
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know what I'm saying. You can get the lighter fluid going,
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some premium month letted. You know who?
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How was he like?
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Nah, man, I could really get a good fire going
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with this. Let me cut it all and really see
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and like what if he cut it off and then
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it didn't even light? Like what are you doing then?
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Just sitting there being cold?
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Yeah, that's tough, man, That's what That's a that's a
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different type of anger towards your mom because he caught
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his mom's garage on fire. Like, I don't understand how
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you can be that mad with you like, yeah, I'm
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gonna show mom.
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Yeah, sure, I'm just I'm just glad the garage was
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separate from the house. Shout out to the Midwest. You're
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saying the separate the separate garage action was.
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Clutch, right. That's crazy, man. So we we can't wait
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to hear about that of the show.
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And watch out for them people up in Fort Wayne,
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because they're they're nice, but you know, obviously that kind
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of human being exists up there, so just just be careful.
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I need to teach them how to start proper fires
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when I go up, and this'll be my first time
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in Fort Wayne, so i'mna be like, hey, guys, fire huh,
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let's talk about it.
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That's nuts, man.
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Well, we're excited for you to get to town. U
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two shows at Helium tonight, two shows at Helium tomorrow.
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You got Summit City on Sunday. Is there anything else
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you want to promote for I let you get out here.
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Uh, just you know, show up to my page Instagram.
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I got the YouTube page. It's called Tony Biker Comedy.
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You subscribe on there, and if you're happy to be
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somewhere else in the country. Still, I'm still hitting the
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other cities throughout the rest of the years. So just
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check out my schedule on Tony Baker on Instagram and
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that'd be great. It'd be fantastic. And listen, you know,
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leave everything, leave your body parts intact, and just just
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just join me in lad.
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That's good advice, right there.
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Bell, Hey, Tody, I appreciate you man go murder this weekend.
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Thanks for taking the time to pop on the show.
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All right, thank you man, thank you. Thanks for money
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for Go, Money for Go, Money to Go, money
