Inside the Industry James with guests Crystal Christy

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Is Christie's birthday yesterday?
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They spilled happy birthday, bitch, God, really that's what you
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think of me?
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Happy birthday?
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And you know what you got my favorite cake, Pineapple
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upside down cake.
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But those they don't know. I love you.
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Okay, I'm gonna make a wish even though my birthday
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was yesterday.
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I continue it throughout there.
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Happy birthday, Okay, Happy birthdays, Christy, Happy birthday.
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Day, Happy birthday.
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And now speech on the scandle.
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I'm gonna squirt on it to get it off. Okay, Okay,
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I'm making my wish. I'm making my wish. Hold on,
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hold on, I have so many wishes. Why do I
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just have one to pick? Do I that one'll do? Okay?
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This one?
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Okay?
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Pineapple upside Down my favorite cake in the universe. You
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know who sent me some yesterday and it's already gone,
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so I'm glad I have more.
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Patrick the Handler, so I want to think of that.
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That's my favorite cake. I don't really like cakes, and.
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I like gummy bears whatever, but Pineapple.
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Upside Down cake I will polish off.
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And I made for you girls tonight and all of
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you out there to check this out. This is let's
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bring our camera over here. Please come over this way. Hello,
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working on it? Here we go, Here we go.
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You've got nice muscles.
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This is beef stroking off, but in honor of the
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girls being on tonight, we're calling it beef stroke him off.
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With the egg noodles and the tender pieces of a
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surloin beef cubed. Then you have onions and some green
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peppers and carrots shredded very slightly. Then you have peas,
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and then of course you have the mushrooms, and then
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it's in a cream of mushroom sauce. Girls, how did
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it come out? Good?
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Okay, I'm on my second plate.
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I got here a per usual starving right, Jane Barley,
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you have once again, and.
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You can stroke every nordle into your mouth. You a
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delicious piece of beef.
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And she knows how She said you could stroke it.
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Yes, And then so our variation of the bread is
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going to be the sourdough bread with manga chutney on
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the top. These are fun little dishes that you can
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make around the house. So instead of toasting, I like
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to butter these up and then toast them up that way.
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Where did the cookbook go? From three years ago.
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I don't know. I've still gotta do that. I still
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have got to you that. I hear you.
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I hear your time goes so fast, doesn't it.
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It's crazy? You want some stroke come off? Oh yes,
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I'm a couple of plates there.
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I can, and I have to point out to everybody
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watching inside the industry. But before I go further with
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my chin of thought, give us a call. We are
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live on inside the industry. Crystal Rush, James Bartlay, some
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battle axe.
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I don't know, Christy girl, not a legend. Give us
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a call.
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It eight eight two to one two five eight zero.
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It's right there in the teleportis cartoon.
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Well, I can't see it from here.
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Okay, that's why I sneak your faces right there, like
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I'm not ship.
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There it is, well, give us a call. Is right there?
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God damn it.
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See I've only been here once since you updated your system.
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Oh that's true, Yeah, very true. Oh my god, this
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is my cruise. Gonna love this too. This is really
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just super different.
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I say.
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I usually do porn star birthdays. I was remiss and
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forgot this week, kind of like last time. But obviously
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my birthday was yesterday does anybody here know who else's
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birthday was yesterday?
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Well? Who it is today is Dominique Simone.
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Oh my god, I didn't know that.
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Happy birthday, Dominique.
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Okay, Well, who was yesterday with me? I'll give you
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a hint. She was a fellow.
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Vivid girl, Barbara Eden.
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No, that's Barbara dare M Tory Wells.
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Tory Wells. Oh my god, I love Tory.
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I mean she's one year younger but born on the
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same day.
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Wow, and you did a lot of movies with her.
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I didn't do one, really, I thought you did.
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We were vivid girls at different times, you know, we
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were definitely. Hold on, This is my gas station, got
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you so cute? I met a new guy.
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We'll call her.
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An evening.
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This is this guy from Pennsylvania. Happy birthday to dominate
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the phone.
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Be stroking off.
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The beef stroke them off. And by the way, it's
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guy's birthday today. Happy birthday, Guy. Oh?
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Yes, who is it?
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You know? Guy? Wonderful fan?
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Guy?
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Hello, everyone, it's a pleasure to hear.
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You at all. Now, Guy, you sent me some questions
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you wanted to ask the girls. But since you're calling
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in now, why don't you ask this this very interesting
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question that you posed to us.
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Go for it.
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Be for this question.
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I'd us like a fake movie that's never been made.
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It's a fake movie, The.
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Red for the Hunt for Red, Podenda, the Hunt for
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Red a bait for.
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The question to hear the Hunt for Red?
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What what's a I.
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Just fixed the part not the back of renal.
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It's a sex thing, okay, and this movie never happens, so.
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It never happened. But he wanted to know when I
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would we make this movie kind of like a parody
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Hunt for Red October.
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Hunt for necessarily, but to use it at the base
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to add some that will help your listeners and sewers
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understand more about what goes into adult movie making a movie?
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Can you translate? I can't hear him?
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Yes I can if I'm okay, So what he's saying,
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you're correct, games, you're correct, guys, stay on the air
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with us. Don't click off yet. You know birthday boy guy? Okay,
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so what he's it's his birthday today?
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Too?
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Oh wow? So what we're saying is say, we're making
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this movie. Okay, what goes into making a movie?
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Sex?
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Right?
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But I have questions for interviews separately regarding it. For example,
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for James, yeah it exists, is how would you design
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the stage layout? See who would you ask direction produce
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it for a real movie and answering to please briefly
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discuss the elements of stage layout fastumon producing, lighting and
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sounds directing that would go into that.
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Okay, I'm going to use an example here on this
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guy years ago. And you know, last week we had
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Dick Chubbles on the show I Love Him and we
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did the Saw parody. Nobody wanted to give us any
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money to make it. They said, nobody's gonna want to
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get scared and jack off at the same time. Yes,
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they will.
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You'd be surprised. Surprised.
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Yeah, So what we did is we financed that ourself.
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We built all of the sets, We built all of
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the traps because in this Saw movie you have to
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fuck to get out of the trap.
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Oh wow, yeah, that part.
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You know, I definitely better like this in the Soul
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movie when you have to cut your lecros.
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Okay, it's just can I succus? You can be free
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FU give me too.
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So to answer your question, guy, it's about planning and
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making the movie.
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Okay, Okay, okay.
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So what goes into that. They the companies nowadays that
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run the adult industry and mainstream as well, they're not
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putting out a lot of money because the economy is
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bad right now. So we find a lot of indie
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filmmakers guy, that are financing this themselves and they're building
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the sets themselves. Oh thank you, honey. So with that
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in mind, you have to be very careful when you're
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doing this stuff and doing your budget that you leave
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enough money to build that set, to build those props.
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Yes, honey.
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First of all, you have to find an investor or
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like pay money yourself, because nowadays we have a million
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actresses and actors who believe what they're like big star,
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but in fact they have no idea how talk to
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a stage and nobody wants to invest manu like and
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somebody who is maybe bring you some impact or maybe not,
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and so just will like now you have to lean
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on yourself, invest yourself and find the amounts of like
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the same way of crazy people who going through like
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you know, like give up or bullshit and make it
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with you.
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Yeah.
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Now why is birthday boy? Asking? Do you want to
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make porn? Do you want to be a no, no.
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No, just because there's a lot of people I know,
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it's like we don't know what all goes into making
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the movie, all the background stuff.
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Oh the stuff it goes to make stuff is incredible.
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Now here's another example. There's a brand new movie that
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I'm starting in for seth Gamble and Wicked and Gamma,
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and it's called Once Upon a Time in the Valley.
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The premiere is next Thursday. That What's Upon a Time
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in the Valley?
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Yeah, I did, Ginger did it about Tracy Lords.
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But again to answer the question, you know, it was
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a lot of budgeting, trying to get locations at a
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good price.
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And you have to get when I show a digital
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playground last year, they didn't get a permit and the
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cops came because we were in a very quiet neighborhood.
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There's all these cars were about to shoot, and Ricky's like,
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everyone stopped copy.
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I remember that we had to leave.
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For all my years decades Inborn, I never had a
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set shut down on me.
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Yeah.
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Now, what's going on now in the state of California
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is they're trying to get those perts. They're trying to
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get the permits lowered. Now so it'll be more appealing
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for filmmakers to make those movies.
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You know, it looks like more like lack of financial
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like financing and like you know, over using off opportunity
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for example, you know, I pay you two hundred, but
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I but I fuck you like for a thousand and
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so it's what like most companies, like you know in
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mainstream or even our wondering still like they're doing. They
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pay you like they try to pay you all the less,
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but like use you for more and as well, like
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you know, like some ne like you know who thinking
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like what you can do for a movie you have
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to give up a lot of money like for that
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because you know.
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A picture cute to send them My guy that I
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met today at the gas station.
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Yeah, like you know, I always like the pictures, like
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you know, and like so you know, when suns shine
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over my face and I'm like you see, like I'm sound,
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I can like make you warm.
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We can burn your fucking.
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Down, bitch if you disappointed me.
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It's a fucking cute.
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Pineapple upside down cake. It's fantastic.
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It's so good I can't stop eating it. Oh my god.
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You know what though, can I just say my last,
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it's not even worth two cents one cent. It's unless
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you're a big company like Gamma or Digital Playground, Vix
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and whatever they're called, Adam and Eve is not worth it.
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There's no money left in the business.
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Unless you're one of the huge companies or your talent
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and you're doing collaboration or your talent.
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And you go into alliance for the visits this company right.
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Just sending up on a tube site and or and
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you know, guys, somebody is downloading it.
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No, guys, we.
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Forget like one important moment, which is like after coronavirus,
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like you know, like change a lot of things before
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coronavirus or even like before like maybe when I just
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started doing ten years ago and stuff.
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So when she says coronavirus, like.
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Eat and stuff.
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When Connie thing goes happen in our life like so
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before for example, Dave was looking for you for me,
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for you, and they was making.
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Star out of us.
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Like so they find somebody like who have a potential
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or wherever it is, and they was working with it.
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like you have a potential or like you might be
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start they are alreadily looking for people who is have
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like you know, following who is a raging like you know,
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build themselves out them. For example, all these like girls
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who have contracts and like brothers, fixs and whatever they
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Aradia was doing good without these companies.
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Regio was doing.
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Great, and this company they don't want to and they
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don't want to invest money like in somebody new because
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for example, today I knew and I'm like okay, like
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now I'm.
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Ready to put the CGS in my ass.
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like okay, fuck you and know no radio like you know,
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like put the whole company inside in me. Yes, And
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now we have like you know, girls who is a
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raging like you know, like okay, like lives like you know,
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love is not exist for me who and so? And
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she's by being whole like she's a rage I mean
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like cyber and so. And by doing this she alagally
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like make local followers like an Instagram and like TikTok
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it's like only friends. And now when she's already had
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her all, they want her because it's not just her
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who have a potential, it's just somebody who will bring
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like this like one million people from your accounts. So
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they're not losing anything like they just gain and so
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they don't want to deal with something new.
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They already want you experienced. And so this is how
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it's changing.
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So and now if you want to start doing something,
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you have to do something if you just like you know,
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like new talent who I don't know care like write
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the scripts or like you know, like the being like
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nice actor.
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It's not enough show what you got.
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God damn it, guy.
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I hope we answer your question fairly.
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Well.
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Yes, I have.
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A question for a quick question for Crystal answers if
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they both answer this one. Okay, if they had full
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casting authority over any movie, who am I telling your viewers?
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What all goes into the casting proctor?
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So I say, you girls, I have a chance to
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do a movie. Okay, who would you cost? What do
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you go about costing talent.
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Who you want to fuck?
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Right? But I mean do you contact them directly? You know?
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For example, for me, it was like a few times
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like I'm like andless respect these producers. Like for example,
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one of them was Pat Mane. He just like went
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like you know, like this thing, yes, And I remember
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like you know, every time like he was working with me,
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even it wasn't movie just for a me, it was like,
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you know this like REGs Bank and something like this.
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Every time he was asking me which girls I want
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to work with, which guys I want to work with?
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And I was trying to be nice. I'm not saying
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like like this chic or only this.
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You know what it's It's a different scenario every time
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when you do collaborations, you call I called Isaiah Maxwell,
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I called Dread.
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You don't need an agent for that. When I worked
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for Vixen and Digit Ground, I was day with send me.
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But what do you think of him?
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Christ Yes, yes, no, yeah, you know it's it's that's
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just yeah.
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If you if you want to make it successful, like
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and if you want to let you know, like make
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like how to fucking like turn it into the real
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question of sex. You have to let like the talents,
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like you know, at least like have like you know
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this like ratio to peak like for example, yes, like
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maybe I'm not supposed to call anyone I'm not friendly,
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but at the same time, like I like I get
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like question about who I would like to like film with,
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I will give a list of people, because yeah, maybe
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not exactly this person, but at least like I'll give
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you list who I feel comfortable with.
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And back in the day, like when I was a
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contract start for Vivid, you just told them who you
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want to work with. You don't really have a know list,
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but you're like, oh, I'm wanna fuck Tony today, I
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want to fuck this one.
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T T boy.
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I'm sure that that's the kind of question of that
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every talent is going to happen.
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I'm still like you believe and only in another.
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Moment about that, I hope as that question, well, you know,
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it's have another caller on the line. Oh well, is
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there not the other color on? Who is that? Jason
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Seping's nice?
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Sweet, my beautiful.
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I got that gorgeous candle that you sent me for
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my birthday, honeyway, and I lit it last night and yeah,
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like a yes, yep, yep, yep, it was beautiful. It's like,
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what was it, cinnamon and apple?
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It was just delicious nice?
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Yeah, yes, indeed, you have more things to arrive this week.
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Oh you are Wow.
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For the thirty years you have been nothing but kind
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and wonderful and sweet to me.
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Keep being awesome place.
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Thank you.
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Yesterday is the anniversary when we first met.
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And that was at the Erotica LA. That the way
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I low that, and I was wearing those orange micro shorts.
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So can you imagine some people.
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Picture of the anniversary? What, sweetheart, I d m you
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a picture of when we met it when we met
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at the convention, and I saw that.
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That's I'm not that good.
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I don't remember what I wore thirty years ago, but
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I do remember we had a hot pinkle.
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So we'll remember what you were yesterday.
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I can't sometimes I don't remember what yesterday.
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Yesterday exactly exactly, but sweepye, you are adorable.
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Thank you for everything. What is your question for your
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ladies and James tonight?
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If you in Crystal could find an ideal setting for
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a sex scene, where would.
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You have it?
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Oh that's a good one.
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Yeah.
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I thought of you and I Crystal on a hammock
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in the Caribbean with like the ocean behind us.
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You would fall out of the hammock.
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I would not. You hook your feet were fucking the crazy.
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Scissor thing.
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Okay, I remember today I was shadding you like I'm
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quite to figure. I used to kind like you know,
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I do whatever like Yourno like for Likeno, people around
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mutually feel good. So I feel good, And you know,
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Hammock thinks it's wonderful because first of all, I love
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it's so like you. You can child in a hammock
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and I can just come and coddle you, and then
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we can roll it out and fell the fucking mattress
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reach before we fell in this matterress.
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And look how excited you got thinking about it. Look
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how hard she got.
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You are just a pervert. Let me ask you something.
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I'm observant.
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Let me ask Sweepee something. The sweepy knows my body
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of work more than I do. Didn't I have sex
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in a Hammick in one of the Passages series? I
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believe it was, I think with Jennifer Stewart.
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Oh my god, I haven't heard that name in years.
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Actually, James, Now you ask like how it's possible? And
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am I not to like mind like start creating the
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like no ideas, and you like you're all right? What yes,
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like you can learn this hammer? Can I just jump
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into this like little holes into Hammock? And I can't,
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let you know, I can't Like Caesar, you like I
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can reach you, I.
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Can hold you.
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You'll get it.
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You'll get it.
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So yes, because here's the fun thing about horn.
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Thank you.
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It's all about this wonderful fantasy sex.
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Yeah, we've bed sometimes idea of like I'm fucking my
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secretary over the desk or I'm sucking her in a
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lounge chair out by the pool.
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It's all those A lot of times work, you're on
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the copy machine when the copier is running.
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Now you know that better better have a face.
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It's like.
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Exactly but you know, but you know, actually what I
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find out not long time ago.
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What's like, yes, like all of us like when we
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have like a seeing like in the.
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Bats, we're like, oh my god, that's finally will be
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comfortable and stuff. But sometimes like you know, our not
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to mind and like you don't want us to do
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something normal like yes, it's maybe like I'm comfortable share.
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Table and stuff.
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And you know, sometimes when you have a right partner
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who is like you know, not in a rush to
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like you know, you know, like make this like you know,
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like stupid fucking try to heal you like this like
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you know, uneven surface then for example, you know, like
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it was before my birthday and like I was having
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like sex like you know in this like the camp,
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like camp in the fucking table next to the bench.
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It's was leal, simple table like next to us like people.
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It was completely uncomfortable to me, so people cannot fit
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on it. Like my my niece was like, but idea.
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What is this?
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And Sweepy, what else?
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Baby, You'll just have to call back.
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I want to say that I'm so thanking for these
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thirty years, Christy, even.
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A great part of my heart.
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I love you so much.
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See well, buddy, we love you, Sweepy.
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That's your health doing.
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It's still rough.
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But we shall be able to go to Exatica, but
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I don't think I can this year.
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I don't worry about it.
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You know what.
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Take care of your healthy. Your health comes first.
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We love you, Sweepy, and appreciate everything that you do.
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All the stars are right here on the show, so
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you know.
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And then you, Hanne, wealth is health and like nobody
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wants you like you and you're six, so take care
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of yourself. And then like you know, like Colm and Shine.
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Thank you so much, thank you sweep all right. Our
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number is eight one eight two three one two five
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eight zero. We lost some people over the last forty
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eight hours here twenty four hours, uh, an industry veteran
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and the industry professional, a man who has loved so
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much in this industry and by you the fans out
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there from his reality show Family Business that he did
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with his cousin Seymour. But cousin Stevie passed away over.
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There, and I'm so sorry to hear that.
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You know, I have to ask Crystal, have you heard
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of cousin Stevie?
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Even ask Seymour Butts have you heard of No?
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See, they were very nineties early millennium. But I'm not
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episodetime gus, you.
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Know, don't ask me like I'm not local.
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And so everything I'm seeing like you know, like from
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nineties and like even like you know, two thousands, like
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I was watching this from raw and like we was
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five years behind. So maybe if I will leave on
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this continent.
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Story, I probably all right. We got to take a
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call here right now. Hello caller, who sits where you're
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calling from?
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Hey, James is Jason?
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Hello Jason, Heyney, Hey, what's up?
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Everybody?
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I love a whole lot. We'll say happy birthday to Christy.
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Happy birthday, Christie, thank you very much.
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I love whaten Daddy has the force of Christie's brother.
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Wish your sister happy birthday.
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I'll give you the back of my hand.
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You know you're ground. God damn it.
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Yes we are here, baby, It was actually yesterday, but
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I'm glad that I'm here.
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And this cake is so goddamn good.
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Oh my god, I just wouldn't let everybody.
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Else Thank you.
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You could wear that more often.
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Can I point something else out that James is wearing
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a very special shirt that I gave him about a
507
00:23:43.680 --> 00:23:47.880
year ago, my very last Vivid T shirt.
508
00:23:48.319 --> 00:23:50.960
This was when we were still broadcasting out of the
509
00:23:51.039 --> 00:23:53.240
Vivid building and that was at.
510
00:23:53.119 --> 00:23:56.599
The end of an era. That is a classic T shirt.
511
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In the back.
512
00:23:58.640 --> 00:24:01.640
I used to watch video back of the nineties.
513
00:24:01.839 --> 00:24:02.400
What baby.
514
00:24:03.759 --> 00:24:06.279
I used to watch the Vivid movies back.
515
00:24:06.359 --> 00:24:09.039
Oh everybody did. I gotta tell you.
516
00:24:09.359 --> 00:24:11.359
I used to wear their shirts like they used to
517
00:24:11.359 --> 00:24:13.480
have the Vivid Girl T shirts tank tops, and I'd
518
00:24:13.480 --> 00:24:16.200
wear them to the gym and back twenty years ago,
519
00:24:16.200 --> 00:24:17.440
everyone's like Vivid.
520
00:24:17.680 --> 00:24:18.759
Oh my god, Vivid Girl.
521
00:24:19.319 --> 00:24:21.759
Now if I wore one, nobody at the gym would
522
00:24:21.799 --> 00:24:24.000
even bad an eye, Like now they.
523
00:24:24.000 --> 00:24:26.359
Oh, I know. I warned this to the grocery store
524
00:24:26.880 --> 00:24:30.960
and the girl goes, oh, is that a paper towel company?
525
00:24:31.119 --> 00:24:35.279
And I go, well, when you watch these movies, you
526
00:24:35.319 --> 00:24:37.480
had a paper towel to clean up the gym.
527
00:24:38.799 --> 00:24:41.119
Now if you were like a Browsers or a Vixen
528
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or what.
529
00:24:41.920 --> 00:24:43.480
They don't even know what Browsers is.
530
00:24:43.759 --> 00:24:45.200
They do know what browsers.
531
00:24:45.400 --> 00:24:47.519
They thought it was a line of Braziers.
532
00:24:47.920 --> 00:24:51.000
No, they did not think that everyone knows who Brawsers
533
00:24:51.160 --> 00:24:51.960
is and Vixen.
534
00:24:52.200 --> 00:24:53.000
But it's just weird.
535
00:24:53.039 --> 00:24:56.960
How over dare I say twenty years no one even
536
00:24:57.000 --> 00:24:59.359
knows what Vivid really is anymore.
537
00:24:59.400 --> 00:25:00.799
I actually get recognized.
538
00:25:00.839 --> 00:25:03.680
I wear my shirt every day's public and I get
539
00:25:03.759 --> 00:25:04.440
so many.
540
00:25:04.839 --> 00:25:07.880
Wait say that again, James was talking about himself and
541
00:25:07.960 --> 00:25:08.640
his big cock.
542
00:25:11.839 --> 00:25:12.440
What was that?
543
00:25:12.640 --> 00:25:15.480
Okay, I wear my porn shirt public every day and
544
00:25:15.519 --> 00:25:16.279
I get so many.
545
00:25:16.839 --> 00:25:19.759
Because that's the thing now, Vivid, everyone who watched a.
546
00:25:19.720 --> 00:25:21.799
Corner Are they paying you to do that?
547
00:25:22.359 --> 00:25:28.720
Vivid's a relative, he probably, sir, But.
548
00:25:28.759 --> 00:25:30.799
I mean, you know, you should be getting some money
549
00:25:30.799 --> 00:25:33.200
from that. Porn should give you some free scenes.
550
00:25:33.400 --> 00:25:36.160
Yeah, actually and stuff.
551
00:25:36.200 --> 00:25:38.880
I remember exactly eight years ago, like we like, you know,
552
00:25:39.279 --> 00:25:41.839
places was like the first times, like when I was
553
00:25:41.839 --> 00:25:43.920
coming to your podcast, still was there.
554
00:25:44.200 --> 00:25:46.680
I had no idea about with all this building courage
555
00:25:46.680 --> 00:25:48.319
and was like kind of empty and stuff.
556
00:25:48.799 --> 00:25:51.480
But it's like, you know, it's nice to think with
557
00:25:51.640 --> 00:25:53.839
like you know, you know, I was at least at
558
00:25:53.880 --> 00:25:57.079
the moment when it's still be there, you know, you know,
559
00:25:57.119 --> 00:25:59.039
an every time when I hear like something, we have
560
00:25:59.039 --> 00:26:00.359
a dreams from it just with.
561
00:26:00.559 --> 00:26:03.799
I'm like, it's just like you related to death place.
562
00:26:03.920 --> 00:26:06.160
You and Christy Canyon should be a model.
563
00:26:06.480 --> 00:26:09.160
You guys look so beatiful. You guys look so beautiful.
564
00:26:09.440 --> 00:26:10.359
They are model.
565
00:26:10.440 --> 00:26:12.400
There is that we learned to model in the day.
566
00:26:12.480 --> 00:26:16.079
I learned from Ron Vogel Mike Cares photographer because I'm like, yes,
567
00:26:17.200 --> 00:26:19.079
He's like, yeah, that doesn't look sexy.
568
00:26:19.119 --> 00:26:23.599
I'm like he's like no, He's like, Juli, your vowels are.
569
00:26:25.039 --> 00:26:27.519
Eh.
570
00:26:28.839 --> 00:26:32.839
Oh you That's how I learned how to model.
571
00:26:32.079 --> 00:26:37.319
And that's cool. All right, Jason, thanks for calling in, buddy.
572
00:26:37.359 --> 00:26:40.720
You have a good weekend, all right? All right? Next caller,
573
00:26:41.000 --> 00:26:43.960
Hello caller, and who is this tonight? Calling in?
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00:26:45.319 --> 00:26:48.160
Hello James, it's still formally BFI.
575
00:26:48.559 --> 00:26:49.319
I love you.
576
00:26:49.519 --> 00:26:52.960
BFFI Hello, Bfi B five been.
577
00:26:53.119 --> 00:26:56.079
Buddies for twenty five years. Well, I met you originally
578
00:26:56.160 --> 00:26:59.759
on Playboy Radio. We went to dinner at Vitello's twenty
579
00:26:59.759 --> 00:27:03.359
minut and it's late. You was a fucker, but you're
580
00:27:03.440 --> 00:27:07.640
lucky hitman in your military outfit because it was really
581
00:27:07.680 --> 00:27:08.480
hot and sexy.
582
00:27:08.960 --> 00:27:10.640
And then we just became fast friends.
583
00:27:10.720 --> 00:27:14.000
We traveled the world together, and I love you as
584
00:27:14.279 --> 00:27:15.759
a friend so much.
585
00:27:15.839 --> 00:27:16.079
Bill.
586
00:27:17.240 --> 00:27:19.599
Actually it was long before the radio.
587
00:27:20.079 --> 00:27:21.720
You're right, it was me friends.
588
00:27:22.319 --> 00:27:22.839
Als.
589
00:27:23.079 --> 00:27:30.680
We did meet in about nineteen ninety at OL's Diamond Cabaret.
590
00:27:29.400 --> 00:27:31.279
OL's Dimond Cabaret.
591
00:27:30.880 --> 00:27:33.799
Downtown Reading, Pennsylvania.
592
00:27:34.079 --> 00:27:36.480
Oh there that we did meet there, but then we
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00:27:36.559 --> 00:27:37.400
kind of lost touch.
594
00:27:37.599 --> 00:27:40.160
I don't know, for about twenty years. But I just
595
00:27:40.240 --> 00:27:40.559
love you.
596
00:27:40.640 --> 00:27:42.920
We talked the other night for like two hours and
597
00:27:43.039 --> 00:27:46.240
just caught up. I love people in your life that
598
00:27:46.440 --> 00:27:48.640
you may go for a week or a month without
599
00:27:48.720 --> 00:27:51.680
talking to just because life gets crazy and busy, and
600
00:27:51.720 --> 00:27:55.000
then you talk again and it's like no time slip by.
601
00:27:55.680 --> 00:27:57.319
Yeah, I got to figure it.
602
00:27:57.759 --> 00:28:01.000
I'll stay happy. I'll say happy Birthday again even though
603
00:28:01.039 --> 00:28:02.680
I said it on the right day.
604
00:28:03.440 --> 00:28:06.279
Yes, yes you did, and I'll.
605
00:28:06.119 --> 00:28:08.359
Say hello to James because I haven't spoken to James
606
00:28:08.880 --> 00:28:09.799
in a long time.
607
00:28:09.920 --> 00:28:11.799
That's right, you haven't called in in a long time.
608
00:28:11.880 --> 00:28:14.759
I hope you keep listening and say hello to our
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00:28:14.799 --> 00:28:18.000
other wonderful bff, the loveliness Crystal.
610
00:28:17.640 --> 00:28:23.960
Rushy, Hello, Chrystal. I've spoken to James, I've spoken to Christie,
611
00:28:24.359 --> 00:28:28.519
but I've never spoken to Sexy Crystal, and now you have.
612
00:28:29.519 --> 00:28:33.079
But now, Bill, you probably might remember this. And Crystal,
613
00:28:34.480 --> 00:28:37.559
there was a time back in the day, good old days,
614
00:28:37.680 --> 00:28:41.240
and Christy and I had a show on Vivid Radio
615
00:28:42.200 --> 00:28:45.920
and Crystal would come on my show and she would
616
00:28:45.920 --> 00:28:51.519
do a j O I jerk off instruction that's okay,
617
00:28:52.079 --> 00:28:56.079
but she does it with that lovely Russian accent. So
618
00:28:56.160 --> 00:29:00.079
sexy and guys were just you just go thud for
619
00:29:00.279 --> 00:29:06.000
the three thoo bob you lord b It was like crazy.
620
00:29:06.200 --> 00:29:09.359
And when I back in the day, Bill, we didn't
621
00:29:09.359 --> 00:29:11.000
even know what a j O. I was.
622
00:29:11.720 --> 00:29:15.720
No, you know, I don't need any instruction. When I
623
00:29:15.759 --> 00:29:16.839
look at Christian.
624
00:29:17.640 --> 00:29:21.119
Good good man, we love you, all right, Thanks for
625
00:29:21.240 --> 00:29:25.640
calling in, buddy. All right? Okay, next caller, Hello, caller,
626
00:29:25.680 --> 00:29:29.920
who's this where you call him from?
627
00:29:30.720 --> 00:29:31.319
Shut it out.
628
00:29:31.559 --> 00:29:35.279
Hello. Hello, Yes you're there, you're right on the air
629
00:29:35.319 --> 00:29:35.960
Live with Us.
630
00:29:36.000 --> 00:29:42.319
Now, Hi James. My name is John. I'm a Facebook
631
00:29:42.359 --> 00:29:43.000
fan with you.
632
00:29:43.559 --> 00:29:47.440
Okay, great, Hello John, and say hello to my special
633
00:29:47.519 --> 00:29:50.440
guest Christy Canyon and Crystal Rush.
634
00:29:51.119 --> 00:30:00.240
Yes, Christy, to your friend John. Hi John, Happy birthday?
635
00:30:00.880 --> 00:30:01.640
Oh my god?
636
00:30:01.720 --> 00:30:02.440
Did we date?
637
00:30:02.559 --> 00:30:06.599
Did I marry you?
638
00:30:07.759 --> 00:30:09.599
I'm not on Facebook.
639
00:30:10.000 --> 00:30:13.440
I know that's what you made.
640
00:30:13.960 --> 00:30:16.960
No, I'm friends with Patrick Palmer.
641
00:30:19.480 --> 00:30:22.440
I have a lot of friends through I know that's
642
00:30:22.519 --> 00:30:25.319
my damn memory. I just turned a certain age yesterday.
643
00:30:26.640 --> 00:30:27.480
Happy birthday.
644
00:30:28.599 --> 00:30:31.160
Yeah you saw her cake. It says happy birthday. You're
645
00:30:31.200 --> 00:30:34.680
now in a ARP I know right? Wait?
646
00:30:34.759 --> 00:30:38.160
John, have I met you? How are we friends? Fill
647
00:30:38.200 --> 00:30:39.960
in the fuyeah the girl?
648
00:30:40.759 --> 00:30:43.079
Wait, we've hung out at Pains and we hung out
649
00:30:43.079 --> 00:30:46.920
and we went to the Wait.
650
00:30:47.039 --> 00:30:49.000
Okay, wait, you're my onion ring guy.
651
00:30:50.119 --> 00:30:52.799
Yes, well say onion Ring John.
652
00:30:53.000 --> 00:30:58.119
Jesus Christ I've got you. Talk John, I've got one ball, John.
653
00:30:58.000 --> 00:30:59.640
I've got John.
654
00:31:00.440 --> 00:31:05.359
You're fucking onion ring John, like you such a doup
655
00:31:05.400 --> 00:31:07.759
for Numa. I don't know any other John.
656
00:31:08.279 --> 00:31:08.799
That's true.
657
00:31:11.440 --> 00:31:14.799
Yes, I agree, that's all. Yet, don't make me dig
658
00:31:14.920 --> 00:31:15.480
so hard.
659
00:31:15.799 --> 00:31:21.200
It's exhausted on hold right now we've got Steve uh
660
00:31:21.519 --> 00:31:25.000
Cotton candy up his ass. Why master bidding to Crystal?
661
00:31:26.200 --> 00:31:29.960
Yeah, I know, like I don't know five thousand John's
662
00:31:30.240 --> 00:31:31.319
you gotta narrow it.
663
00:31:31.480 --> 00:31:36.279
Down, baby, you know, like I feel like interrupted for
664
00:31:36.319 --> 00:31:37.200
a second internation.
665
00:31:37.400 --> 00:31:39.799
Yeah, every time, like James, like you know, like when
666
00:31:39.920 --> 00:31:41.799
we go like for all this like and just.
667
00:31:41.880 --> 00:31:43.960
Like you give this like how to get into purm
668
00:31:44.240 --> 00:31:46.200
and there's like talk people like you have to have
669
00:31:46.319 --> 00:31:50.119
your fire, fake fire, hot face face. It's exactly how
670
00:31:50.119 --> 00:31:53.480
we're gonna remember you.
671
00:31:55.440 --> 00:31:55.759
Okay.
672
00:31:55.920 --> 00:31:59.799
Anyway, now that I've fucking narrowed you down to the right, John, John,
673
00:32:00.000 --> 00:32:00.400
and we're.
674
00:32:00.359 --> 00:32:03.880
Gonna send him some special inside the industry onion rings.
675
00:32:03.920 --> 00:32:10.640
Oh my god, it's like this like pull and John.
676
00:32:10.720 --> 00:32:14.000
Oh, I don't I know you well anyway, Thank you
677
00:32:14.200 --> 00:32:15.119
very much, John.
678
00:32:15.240 --> 00:32:18.000
I do see you on my Instagram posting, you know,
679
00:32:18.160 --> 00:32:21.200
under my stuff and you're you are adorable. In fact,
680
00:32:21.279 --> 00:32:24.640
we did Canters, now that you refresh my fucking memory.
681
00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:30.200
We did Canters with that whole group of like fifteen. Yes,
682
00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:35.240
we did it after Herschel Savage memorial about a year
683
00:32:35.279 --> 00:32:39.400
and a half ago. You got to refresh the old girl's.
684
00:32:39.119 --> 00:32:40.359
Memory over so often.
685
00:32:42.279 --> 00:32:44.920
I'm miss talking to you, Oh.
686
00:32:44.839 --> 00:32:46.880
Sweetheart, I missed talking to you as well.
687
00:32:48.839 --> 00:32:52.640
Crystal Rush to say hello to you too. You're such
688
00:32:52.640 --> 00:32:55.200
a beautiful woman and I love your film.
689
00:32:55.680 --> 00:32:57.400
Thank you, Hanney, I very appreciate it.
690
00:32:57.559 --> 00:33:02.039
Nice to meet you, and uh, hello to everybody.
691
00:33:02.640 --> 00:33:04.480
And I have a wonderful thank you.
692
00:33:04.599 --> 00:33:04.880
John.
693
00:33:05.559 --> 00:33:08.519
Great to hear from you and narrow you down.
694
00:33:09.079 --> 00:33:09.279
John.
695
00:33:10.920 --> 00:33:14.559
All right, before we go to a commercial break, before
696
00:33:14.599 --> 00:33:18.319
we had that big log of calls there coming in,
697
00:33:18.920 --> 00:33:21.359
we were talking about cousin Stevie Hugh just passed away,
698
00:33:22.119 --> 00:33:22.440
you know.
699
00:33:22.440 --> 00:33:24.319
From what we never got to answer that.
700
00:33:24.680 --> 00:33:28.079
He had complications. Okay, yeah, he was sick and he.
701
00:33:28.079 --> 00:33:29.920
Had to come and he's older, he was you know,
702
00:33:30.000 --> 00:33:30.680
he's no spring.
703
00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:33.720
We lost Paul Thomas last week too, so that was
704
00:33:33.759 --> 00:33:36.039
a very sad thing. I did a lot of movies
705
00:33:36.079 --> 00:33:40.839
with him. And then also today we lost Anne Burrell
706
00:33:41.880 --> 00:33:43.079
from Food.
707
00:33:42.880 --> 00:33:45.720
Network show and I think that was yesterday.
708
00:33:45.880 --> 00:33:49.000
Yes, a wonderful woman. I met her at a charity event.
709
00:33:50.200 --> 00:33:52.279
I think it was one of our animal rights events
710
00:33:52.920 --> 00:33:56.160
and it was over here in southern California. Really great gal.
711
00:33:56.279 --> 00:33:58.440
We talked for a while about.
712
00:33:58.240 --> 00:34:01.079
Food and stuff, and I told her how I have
713
00:34:01.200 --> 00:34:04.799
the foodies, TV and starting and everything, and.
714
00:34:04.799 --> 00:34:07.559
Uh, did you tell you beef stroked me off?
715
00:34:07.920 --> 00:34:10.880
No? I did not say beef stroked me off to
716
00:34:10.960 --> 00:34:14.880
a mainstream to tube.
717
00:34:15.000 --> 00:34:17.159
You know, you can mumble this and so like one
718
00:34:17.159 --> 00:34:19.000
hand you say this and another like you not.
719
00:34:19.719 --> 00:34:23.039
Anyway, she was a wonderful girl and a big star
720
00:34:23.119 --> 00:34:26.119
and food that work and a wonderful person and young yeah,
721
00:34:26.159 --> 00:34:30.480
and young too. She was very young. Yeah, yeah, fifty
722
00:34:30.519 --> 00:34:33.360
five and I mean I'm much older than that. And
723
00:34:33.840 --> 00:34:35.760
I don't know. I saw the crystal about that before
724
00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:38.840
you got here, and I go, I'm am, I gonna
725
00:34:38.880 --> 00:34:42.360
outlive everybody. And because he said yes, because she's part
726
00:34:43.360 --> 00:34:46.280
she's part gypsy, so she can predict these Yes, I
727
00:34:46.320 --> 00:34:46.920
stole your.
728
00:34:46.800 --> 00:34:50.559
Horse, so now I can predict your future. Yes, I'm
729
00:34:50.559 --> 00:34:52.679
really like you know, like my tree for example, like
730
00:34:52.719 --> 00:34:55.360
my father, like he was a son of like three
731
00:34:55.400 --> 00:34:58.519
times like girls, grand grand grand greg grandmother. She was
732
00:34:58.559 --> 00:35:01.639
like really daughter of her the gypsy community. And every
733
00:35:01.719 --> 00:35:03.519
time I was making jokes and I'm like, okay, Grenn
734
00:35:03.559 --> 00:35:04.880
you tell me, do you exchange my grain?
735
00:35:05.000 --> 00:35:06.639
Liquo? Like for a fucking liking necklace.
736
00:35:06.639 --> 00:35:09.719
She's like, Okay, what what energy do you get from
737
00:35:09.719 --> 00:35:12.800
this hottie that I met at the gas station today?
738
00:35:13.360 --> 00:35:14.960
Oh boy, here we go.
739
00:35:15.119 --> 00:35:18.840
What you can play in games together?
740
00:35:18.960 --> 00:35:22.760
But phone have fun, listen to role playing fun stuff.
741
00:35:23.480 --> 00:35:24.880
He's like, you can't see this, butter.
742
00:35:24.760 --> 00:35:27.760
Ie like he's also okay, No he's not.
743
00:35:28.079 --> 00:35:30.199
He's like he's playful.
744
00:35:30.400 --> 00:35:31.480
Yeah, he's playful.
745
00:35:31.519 --> 00:35:34.119
And for example, if you're up to things like if
746
00:35:34.119 --> 00:35:35.960
you have to like let's get some bullshit, Yeah, you
747
00:35:35.960 --> 00:35:36.480
can create some.
748
00:35:36.519 --> 00:35:40.960
Much See Crystal can tell prediction. She doesn't read tea leaves,
749
00:35:41.480 --> 00:35:44.719
but she reached underneath and she felt my hemorrhoids, and
750
00:35:44.760 --> 00:35:46.960
she goes, you're going to live to ninety nine.
751
00:35:47.199 --> 00:35:50.960
Crystal would never dare go near nobody would go near
752
00:35:51.039 --> 00:35:51.840
your hemorrhoids.
753
00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:57.119
I'm just kidding. Oh, let's go out to a commercial break,
754
00:35:57.159 --> 00:36:00.239
shall we and try to get some declorum back on
755
00:36:00.280 --> 00:39:01.760
this program. We're going to be right back right after this. Hey,
756
00:39:01.840 --> 00:39:06.280
welcome back. It's James Bartalay. Inside the industry. Christy Kanyon,
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00:39:06.320 --> 00:39:11.679
the birthday girl is here. International film star Crystal Rush
758
00:39:11.800 --> 00:39:16.400
is here. Our phone number, But what was that?
759
00:39:16.719 --> 00:39:17.559
I say hello.
760
00:39:18.159 --> 00:39:19.360
No, you said the good one.
761
00:39:19.480 --> 00:39:21.880
I say it's drass. You just means hello. I like
762
00:39:21.960 --> 00:39:26.079
to that. That means like being health as fuck and
763
00:39:26.119 --> 00:39:27.599
I like to see you God.
764
00:39:27.679 --> 00:39:30.800
Oh I like that. I'm doing an impression of Danny
765
00:39:30.880 --> 00:39:37.440
Kay from The Inspector General. Yeah, remember that movie. Anyways,
766
00:39:38.159 --> 00:39:40.320
our phone number to call in is A one eight
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two three one two five eight zero only fans. Let's
768
00:39:45.800 --> 00:39:47.760
tell everybody our only fans address.
769
00:39:47.800 --> 00:39:51.519
I am Christy Kanyon one one.
770
00:39:52.239 --> 00:39:56.480
Okay, Crystal Rush, what is your change? Oh?
771
00:39:57.199 --> 00:39:59.119
I'm got a rush goddess.
772
00:39:59.159 --> 00:40:01.960
What I'm god this rush rush goddess.
773
00:40:02.000 --> 00:40:04.760
Look at the way she does that to playst.
774
00:40:04.480 --> 00:40:05.679
A goddess rush.
775
00:40:05.880 --> 00:40:10.000
I'm at Jame's bark light on only fans. Okay, Now
776
00:40:10.320 --> 00:40:13.000
let's take another call. Hello, caller who says where you
777
00:40:13.079 --> 00:40:14.519
call him from?
778
00:40:15.000 --> 00:40:17.320
Hey, James, it's Jason again.
779
00:40:18.000 --> 00:40:18.880
He miss us.
780
00:40:20.480 --> 00:40:23.239
I just want to let you know you need Tommy
781
00:40:23.280 --> 00:40:24.719
Pistol on the podcast.
782
00:40:25.760 --> 00:40:28.440
Tommy has been on several times. You don't do you
783
00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:29.559
watch her show at all?
784
00:40:29.679 --> 00:40:30.960
And the Artooghy Pistol.
785
00:40:31.039 --> 00:40:33.519
No Tommy Pistol, No, no, no, no.
786
00:40:33.360 --> 00:40:36.800
No, Jason, Jason, listen to me very carefully friends with.
787
00:40:36.800 --> 00:40:37.800
The Onion Ring. John.
788
00:40:38.360 --> 00:40:44.280
Yeah, Jason, watch the archives of the show. Tommy Pistol
789
00:40:44.280 --> 00:40:48.679
has been on many times. Oh okay, yeah he's been.
790
00:40:48.719 --> 00:40:49.079
I don't know.
791
00:40:49.679 --> 00:40:52.039
That guy makes me laugh. I don't think I could
792
00:40:52.079 --> 00:40:53.039
ever fuck him because.
793
00:40:52.840 --> 00:40:55.400
I just want to Jason call him in right now.
794
00:40:55.880 --> 00:40:58.800
Oh, French Fry, Jason.
795
00:40:59.159 --> 00:41:03.280
French Fried. He said, that's your new nickname, your French Fried. Jason.
796
00:41:03.320 --> 00:41:05.400
How do you like that music with John?
797
00:41:08.679 --> 00:41:12.360
And I just wanted to tell you Strode.
798
00:41:13.719 --> 00:41:17.320
Well, thank you, Jason, I appreciate that. I will send
799
00:41:17.559 --> 00:41:19.760
He was watching the show, said.
800
00:41:19.599 --> 00:41:21.400
He had last night in bed with you and it
801
00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:22.079
was really good.
802
00:41:22.199 --> 00:41:22.920
No, he did not.
803
00:41:23.400 --> 00:41:24.440
Well, it's little detail.
804
00:41:25.960 --> 00:41:27.800
John Ham was last night.
805
00:41:29.840 --> 00:41:34.119
You think about what's happened yesterday. Let's stay with bitterness.
806
00:41:35.280 --> 00:41:40.079
Okay, So all, Jason, I will send you the recipe,
807
00:41:40.199 --> 00:41:42.119
and in fact, for any of the fans out there
808
00:41:42.159 --> 00:41:44.519
you want recipes of anything you see on the show,
809
00:41:44.559 --> 00:41:45.960
will send you the recipe for that.
810
00:41:46.639 --> 00:41:47.440
Okay, I'll.
811
00:41:48.960 --> 00:41:50.039
Will be a little different.
812
00:41:50.760 --> 00:41:52.760
Yeah, depends what you had before.
813
00:41:54.480 --> 00:42:01.280
That's why we call it beat stroke them off stroke able.
814
00:42:01.519 --> 00:42:03.239
Now you can see our secret ingredients.
815
00:42:03.360 --> 00:42:07.400
James finally got me to taste them. You're delicious.
816
00:42:07.599 --> 00:42:09.960
Oh you know them. It's that time that you and
817
00:42:10.000 --> 00:42:10.960
Ginger and I.
818
00:42:12.000 --> 00:42:15.559
That's right, Pa, I jerked you off with my.
819
00:42:15.679 --> 00:42:17.519
Feet into the trash can.
820
00:42:17.679 --> 00:42:20.079
Yeah, you fucking dumped your load in the trash can.
821
00:42:20.159 --> 00:42:21.239
And I think dirty mariadic?
822
00:42:21.320 --> 00:42:23.280
Now, guys, can you imagine? Now I go into sleep
823
00:42:23.320 --> 00:42:24.119
with this information?
824
00:42:25.239 --> 00:42:30.320
All right, let's go, Thank you, Thank you, he's saving us.
825
00:42:30.360 --> 00:42:32.840
We got another call here to go do Hello caller
826
00:42:32.880 --> 00:42:35.199
who says where you call him from tonight?
827
00:42:36.320 --> 00:42:38.760
Well, I'm calling from New Jersey, but I really don't
828
00:42:38.800 --> 00:42:41.199
know how I can come on at the under ring, John,
829
00:42:41.719 --> 00:42:43.599
I'm here I ring.
830
00:42:45.800 --> 00:42:47.880
Does that mean that I should know you too? Did
831
00:42:47.920 --> 00:42:49.800
I share food with you? Did I fuck you?
832
00:42:49.840 --> 00:42:49.920
Like?
833
00:42:50.000 --> 00:42:52.119
Do we have a common denominator as well?
834
00:42:52.559 --> 00:42:56.480
It's will be easier for our common denominator. Besides, the
835
00:42:56.480 --> 00:42:58.559
guy that say in front of you is your friend,
836
00:42:58.599 --> 00:43:00.559
Ginger linb Ginger.
837
00:43:01.119 --> 00:43:05.960
Wait, this is Ralph, Terry, Ralph, you silly Ralph.
838
00:43:06.280 --> 00:43:08.320
I will give it to Ginger. I do believe she
839
00:43:08.440 --> 00:43:11.119
frenched you, and I don't mean.
840
00:43:12.800 --> 00:43:18.400
French French kiss French kiss, Yes I do, Ralph.
841
00:43:18.440 --> 00:43:23.119
You are a door. Of course, you're a good Man.
842
00:43:23.159 --> 00:43:25.400
Well, thank you. I just wanted to call it, and
843
00:43:25.519 --> 00:43:27.280
certainly Christy wish happy birthday.
844
00:43:27.559 --> 00:43:28.039
Thank you.
845
00:43:28.360 --> 00:43:31.760
It was a great I love birthdays, I really do,
846
00:43:32.159 --> 00:43:34.400
and you know you can't stop them.
847
00:43:34.400 --> 00:43:36.960
Thank god. I have more fun every year.
848
00:43:37.239 --> 00:43:39.679
There's something about aging because you just don't care as
849
00:43:39.760 --> 00:43:42.679
much about things and you become more like and.
850
00:43:42.679 --> 00:43:45.440
We get to this stage we start going backwards, like Benjamin,
851
00:43:45.480 --> 00:43:47.360
but I just want to say, you know.
852
00:43:47.360 --> 00:43:50.840
It's actually as I want to say, it's wonderful. Skeel
853
00:43:51.000 --> 00:43:53.880
angry twice, like you're not too really like you no,
854
00:43:53.960 --> 00:43:57.679
accept yourself, accept your life, accept your age, and then
855
00:43:57.920 --> 00:44:00.559
and enjoy it, like because it's so many people nowadays.
856
00:44:00.599 --> 00:44:03.400
So it's like you know, like talk about like, okay,
857
00:44:03.440 --> 00:44:04.480
I'm getting older.
858
00:44:04.199 --> 00:44:06.519
I'm horrible. Like if you get in horrible, that's mean
859
00:44:06.599 --> 00:44:08.000
you were horrible from the beginning.
860
00:44:08.840 --> 00:44:12.000
Yes, and then like you know, then you catch and
861
00:44:12.039 --> 00:44:14.400
then you and then you catch this moment and like yes,
862
00:44:14.559 --> 00:44:17.320
like I'm growing up. I'm keep getting like a bigger
863
00:44:17.360 --> 00:44:19.840
girl or bigger guy, but like does it make me worse?
864
00:44:19.920 --> 00:44:21.719
Like no, no.
865
00:44:21.599 --> 00:44:23.800
You're so right, Crystal, you are so right.
866
00:44:24.199 --> 00:44:26.639
I just yeah, I think you're right, I think.
867
00:44:29.440 --> 00:44:31.719
I like my life better now than even ten years ago.
868
00:44:32.840 --> 00:44:36.360
That's a good statement, you know.
869
00:44:36.480 --> 00:44:37.599
But anyway, thank you.
870
00:44:38.039 --> 00:44:42.400
I am a little jealous though, because I did not
871
00:44:42.559 --> 00:44:44.400
know you had any those via T shirts because I
872
00:44:44.440 --> 00:44:45.599
wanted to teacher.
873
00:44:45.840 --> 00:44:47.039
That is the last one.
874
00:44:47.840 --> 00:44:50.320
This was the last one that they made.
875
00:44:50.639 --> 00:44:53.239
But but you know, honey, if we push this tool
876
00:44:53.280 --> 00:44:55.360
like so, baby David can make like you know, some
877
00:44:55.599 --> 00:44:59.599
like you know, farewell, very nice march to from them
878
00:44:59.599 --> 00:45:00.000
to you.
879
00:45:00.519 --> 00:45:05.760
So just keeping mind and maybe you're gonna have your
880
00:45:05.800 --> 00:45:07.039
T shirt.
881
00:45:07.079 --> 00:45:07.599
When they.
882
00:45:10.239 --> 00:45:14.559
Years ago, Oude they had a box of these in.
883
00:45:13.960 --> 00:45:16.159
Their garage and they were like, we're gonna throw them out.
884
00:45:16.159 --> 00:45:18.239
I'm like, you out of your mind. So they said
885
00:45:18.280 --> 00:45:20.119
you're gonna have them and they were like a dozen
886
00:45:20.239 --> 00:45:22.519
and I think I sold them at conventions. They're just
887
00:45:22.639 --> 00:45:24.920
you know what, it was such a beautiful This was
888
00:45:24.960 --> 00:45:25.679
a legacy.
889
00:45:26.079 --> 00:45:29.719
Vivid was the number one company in the Adulphin Street
890
00:45:29.840 --> 00:45:34.199
for decades since the eighties. Yeah, you know, they were
891
00:45:34.280 --> 00:45:37.840
ground thet worked there. I worked there, You worked there.
892
00:45:38.000 --> 00:45:41.199
Jaw was the first they took contract start to a
893
00:45:41.239 --> 00:45:42.039
different level.
894
00:45:42.280 --> 00:45:47.199
Kara Kenner was another one. Kara Kenner the Asian girl
895
00:45:47.239 --> 00:45:47.760
with the big boot.
896
00:45:47.880 --> 00:45:52.000
He was a bitch, but she was she wasn't. She
897
00:45:52.119 --> 00:45:53.960
was one of the few girls that was not the.
898
00:45:53.880 --> 00:45:56.440
One that Toby Toby, Toby was.
899
00:45:57.199 --> 00:46:00.599
Kobe Tye was the best, Oh, Kobe.
900
00:46:00.880 --> 00:46:03.320
Nine of the talent is nice.
901
00:46:03.559 --> 00:46:05.840
Ever so often it sounds so like Chinese food.
902
00:46:07.639 --> 00:46:09.599
Ever, so happen to get somebody that you know, was
903
00:46:09.719 --> 00:46:12.800
just like they bought into it, like we're just having fun.
904
00:46:13.159 --> 00:46:15.880
Go lick some fucking pussy bitch shut out.
905
00:46:16.760 --> 00:46:20.280
Second day, Hey, Ralph, let me throw a question to you,
906
00:46:20.320 --> 00:46:22.880
because you know a lot about our industry and stuff
907
00:46:22.920 --> 00:46:27.760
and trends and stuff. Do you think you and and
908
00:46:27.800 --> 00:46:30.880
the fans out there would love seeing a scene with
909
00:46:31.159 --> 00:46:33.519
Crystal and Christie together.
910
00:46:33.840 --> 00:46:39.039
I can answer that, yes, yeah, Say no, no, that's awful.
911
00:46:39.440 --> 00:46:40.840
What is that face?
912
00:46:41.159 --> 00:46:41.280
No?
913
00:46:41.320 --> 00:46:44.519
I mean it's the people look at this or say no,
914
00:46:44.840 --> 00:46:49.320
I'm like, why are you got hurt? But hurt brain hurts,
915
00:46:49.760 --> 00:46:51.719
or just just see.
916
00:46:52.000 --> 00:46:52.519
We'll do it.
917
00:46:52.599 --> 00:46:55.320
We have each other's numbers, now we'll do it.
918
00:46:55.559 --> 00:46:59.280
I haven't tried it last year, I shot a ship
919
00:46:59.400 --> 00:46:59.960
ton of stuff.
920
00:47:00.480 --> 00:47:02.280
This year, you guys, I don't know where the first
921
00:47:02.320 --> 00:47:03.039
six months of this.
922
00:47:03.039 --> 00:47:05.119
Year went, I got all these guys that wanted to
923
00:47:05.119 --> 00:47:07.559
do scenes that Jay Crew called me the other day.
924
00:47:07.559 --> 00:47:10.360
That's right, I'll call him. I don't I can't believe
925
00:47:10.360 --> 00:47:11.639
tomorrow's Thursday.
926
00:47:11.239 --> 00:47:12.239
To be on Danny Mountain.
927
00:47:12.239 --> 00:47:13.960
Didn't you do Danny Mountain?
928
00:47:15.360 --> 00:47:19.159
John Strong, you haven't not on film?
929
00:47:20.079 --> 00:47:20.400
Wow?
930
00:47:20.519 --> 00:47:20.880
He was.
931
00:47:25.079 --> 00:47:25.360
Wow?
932
00:47:25.480 --> 00:47:30.559
Anything else? Maybe the ghost.
933
00:47:31.480 --> 00:47:32.639
Let's keep it mystery.
934
00:47:33.719 --> 00:47:35.840
God, he's a good guy.
935
00:47:37.079 --> 00:47:41.639
What what next? You were having sex with the Jean
936
00:47:41.679 --> 00:47:48.039
Claude von John tesh with playing biano in the background.
937
00:47:49.840 --> 00:47:50.440
Were going to.
938
00:47:52.079 --> 00:47:54.679
The great thing, Like, I've never been on a dating site, right.
939
00:47:54.719 --> 00:47:56.400
I met Rob, my last boy.
940
00:47:56.559 --> 00:48:00.960
Remember Rob picked him up at a funeral the gas station.
941
00:48:00.840 --> 00:48:08.280
You pick up a funerals. I was at that funeral
942
00:48:09.199 --> 00:48:10.239
a Jane Jane.
943
00:48:10.280 --> 00:48:14.079
I have said this on another show about Vince Vaughn
944
00:48:14.159 --> 00:48:16.159
that he needs to re read redless career by doing
945
00:48:16.159 --> 00:48:17.039
a funeral crasher.
946
00:48:17.440 --> 00:48:17.679
Yeah.
947
00:48:18.639 --> 00:48:21.079
There you go say proof positive right there.
948
00:48:21.639 --> 00:48:23.679
Well, yeah, he did a wedding crashers.
949
00:48:23.960 --> 00:48:27.199
That was movie. Yeah, that was a really good movie.
950
00:48:27.360 --> 00:48:31.679
And a friend of mine, h Angel Darling, was in that. Yeah.
951
00:48:31.840 --> 00:48:32.559
I don't remember.
952
00:48:32.760 --> 00:48:36.199
Yeah, Well, like I said, funeral crashers, Yeah.
953
00:48:36.159 --> 00:48:37.000
Funeral crushers.
954
00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:39.320
I'm not a funeral crusher. Olymp picked up a guy
955
00:48:39.400 --> 00:48:41.039
once at a funeral, so.
956
00:48:41.039 --> 00:48:42.599
You know, it's actually like you know, like so it's
957
00:48:42.639 --> 00:48:45.000
little conandrum photosight for people like you know, like once
958
00:48:45.079 --> 00:48:46.920
upon a time girls see the guy in the funeral
959
00:48:47.000 --> 00:48:50.440
and fell in love with him, and next time she
960
00:48:50.599 --> 00:48:51.480
just killed her sister.
961
00:48:51.559 --> 00:48:53.920
Why she killed her?
962
00:48:54.360 --> 00:48:56.000
I mean like so once upon a time the girl
963
00:48:56.119 --> 00:48:56.840
was in a funeral.
964
00:48:57.159 --> 00:48:59.639
Yeah, and in the funeral she saw the guy and
965
00:48:59.679 --> 00:49:03.440
she felt and lost completely and then she killed.
966
00:49:03.199 --> 00:49:06.079
Her sister because she wanted another funeral.
967
00:49:08.880 --> 00:49:11.840
Yes, this is a question, like this is like you know,
968
00:49:11.920 --> 00:49:14.719
the finnest part, it's like a party psychological question, like
969
00:49:14.760 --> 00:49:17.320
for a psycho people, because like an only people with
970
00:49:17.599 --> 00:49:19.519
like cychoe mine set, like you know, like who like
971
00:49:19.559 --> 00:49:21.159
have a sac they like can.
972
00:49:21.159 --> 00:49:23.920
Figure out why like she was bored with the first guy,
973
00:49:24.039 --> 00:49:26.760
so she wanted another funeral to pick up another guy.
974
00:49:26.840 --> 00:49:30.519
Yes, yeah, like so in the finest part, like normal people,
975
00:49:30.559 --> 00:49:31.159
who is like you.
976
00:49:31.119 --> 00:49:33.559
Know, does that mean I'm normal? Psycho?
977
00:49:34.480 --> 00:49:34.800
Yours?
978
00:49:36.960 --> 00:49:49.440
I call it a triple Gemini.
979
00:49:47.119 --> 00:49:50.960
That thing you know, like this is fantastic.
980
00:49:51.440 --> 00:49:56.039
Fantastic, Your your moon is a Gemini. My son is
981
00:49:56.079 --> 00:49:57.480
a Gemini.
982
00:49:57.599 --> 00:49:58.960
Oh that's really triple Gemini.
983
00:49:59.000 --> 00:50:00.840
I really am, you know, like I have a lot
984
00:50:00.880 --> 00:50:03.079
of girlfriends Gemini, and like my favorite joke is like
985
00:50:03.079 --> 00:50:04.519
you know, like I love Gemini, but like you know,
986
00:50:04.559 --> 00:50:06.159
they're not. But I mean like they have this thing
987
00:50:06.239 --> 00:50:10.960
from none to horror for like you know, and you
988
00:50:11.039 --> 00:50:13.480
never know, and I'm like, I have my favorite horror.
989
00:50:13.480 --> 00:50:15.360
But today she's like telling me what, like you know,
990
00:50:15.400 --> 00:50:18.199
I've seen in my life, like so like I never.
991
00:50:18.119 --> 00:50:19.039
Have like triple Germany.
992
00:50:19.039 --> 00:50:20.880
And I'm like, Okay, we're going to horror like horror
993
00:50:21.199 --> 00:50:22.960
like then we're going to pray for that, and then
994
00:50:23.039 --> 00:50:24.280
Jesus is going to fuck us over.
995
00:50:24.400 --> 00:50:25.559
Like you don't have to pray for me.
996
00:50:25.639 --> 00:50:28.800
Now, you don't have to pray. Pray for them, not me,
997
00:50:29.119 --> 00:50:31.400
pray for them. That's what I'm sound good.
998
00:50:32.440 --> 00:50:35.360
Send a letter to their Mexican Ralph. Do you have
999
00:50:35.400 --> 00:50:37.719
any questions for the girl? For the girls?
1000
00:50:38.760 --> 00:50:39.079
I don't.
1001
00:50:39.199 --> 00:50:42.039
I don't know the whole thing Christy taking up guys
1002
00:50:42.039 --> 00:50:42.719
that through he had just.
1003
00:50:42.840 --> 00:50:44.239
Thought of my entire mindset.
1004
00:50:44.440 --> 00:50:49.039
I don't what did you know? Taking the guy just
1005
00:50:49.079 --> 00:50:50.000
throws me all off.
1006
00:50:50.119 --> 00:50:50.480
I don't know.
1007
00:50:50.519 --> 00:50:54.400
What you was dead? Would he know? He would have
1008
00:50:54.400 --> 00:50:55.320
been happy for me.
1009
00:50:55.559 --> 00:50:56.679
He probably would have shot it.
1010
00:50:57.480 --> 00:50:59.840
Yeah, no, No, Bill Margle would have been happy that
1011
00:51:00.039 --> 00:51:02.000
I took the initiative and the reins.
1012
00:51:02.039 --> 00:51:04.800
Like I do all the time, whenever I say someone that's.
1013
00:51:04.639 --> 00:51:07.960
Cute, I just strike up a conversation and we end
1014
00:51:08.039 --> 00:51:09.119
up dating for a while.
1015
00:51:09.840 --> 00:51:14.760
Whoa, that's so sweet, Just like Sugar.
1016
00:51:15.320 --> 00:51:16.320
That's what they say at.
1017
00:51:16.199 --> 00:51:21.920
First too, Just like sugar, Ralph, You're adorable and I
1018
00:51:21.920 --> 00:51:23.480
can't wait to see you against sweetheart.
1019
00:51:23.599 --> 00:51:26.920
Well he'll be out here, so yeah, we're out there soon.
1020
00:51:27.880 --> 00:51:29.960
Everybody on there. We have a good time and maybe
1021
00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:31.320
we'll have been a funeral out there.
1022
00:51:31.559 --> 00:51:32.440
You know who's going.
1023
00:51:33.440 --> 00:51:40.559
I may people at other places too sometimes, but gas stations, Starbucks,
1024
00:51:41.519 --> 00:51:43.159
the stationmatoriums.
1025
00:51:46.000 --> 00:51:46.199
Guys.
1026
00:51:46.199 --> 00:51:47.280
It's just a wonderful thing.
1027
00:51:47.599 --> 00:51:48.280
And I'm never.
1028
00:51:48.119 --> 00:51:52.000
Gonna maternity wards at hospitals. Oh, pick up on the
1029
00:51:52.039 --> 00:51:57.239
new Dad's No, forget about that cigar in your mouth,
1030
00:51:57.360 --> 00:52:03.480
trying to try my big Chris Canyon today. Oh my god,
1031
00:52:03.639 --> 00:52:11.239
congratulations you had twins. Yeah, all right, well, you know
1032
00:52:11.280 --> 00:52:13.440
what's coming up. We got a lot of events coming
1033
00:52:13.519 --> 00:52:17.679
up again. Next Thursday is the World movie premiere in
1034
00:52:17.719 --> 00:52:20.320
downtown Los Angeles for Once upon a Time in the
1035
00:52:20.400 --> 00:52:25.119
Valley seth Gamble's big new hit movie that I'm very
1036
00:52:25.199 --> 00:52:29.880
proud to be part of. No, I'm just doing dialogue.
1037
00:52:30.400 --> 00:52:34.559
Cameo cameo in that one. Then in July we have
1038
00:52:34.679 --> 00:52:39.480
two big events. We have the AVN House Party, which
1039
00:52:39.519 --> 00:52:45.480
is just the industry only. Then we have the annual.
1040
00:52:45.760 --> 00:52:48.239
It used to be called Vices Nice, it's now called
1041
00:52:48.320 --> 00:52:52.119
Party with a Purpose. It can change it, make it
1042
00:52:52.320 --> 00:52:55.840
a little bit more mean. Yeah, but that's going to
1043
00:52:55.880 --> 00:52:58.320
be in July as well. Now that's a charity event.
1044
00:52:58.760 --> 00:53:02.159
Please do not call tagged me and asked me for
1045
00:53:02.199 --> 00:53:04.639
a free ticket to go, because it's a charity event.
1046
00:53:04.800 --> 00:53:06.280
We don't even get free tickets.
1047
00:53:06.360 --> 00:53:10.000
No, I can't even, Like you know who I am.
1048
00:53:10.440 --> 00:53:14.039
They'd be like, yeah, one hundred dollars, Yeah you can afford.
1049
00:53:14.039 --> 00:53:16.679
Hundred No, yeah, like sweethearts, like we are cool, we
1050
00:53:16.760 --> 00:53:19.159
were important, We were mean a lot of things, and
1051
00:53:19.320 --> 00:53:21.920
we are like a big deal. But if you're that cool,
1052
00:53:22.039 --> 00:53:25.840
if you're that big deal, uh, you can you can't.
1053
00:53:25.840 --> 00:53:29.320
You can spare elect twenty fifty bucks, like to spend
1054
00:53:29.400 --> 00:53:31.559
it for a good deeds. So and if your big
1055
00:53:31.599 --> 00:53:33.960
deal keep being a big deal, bring your money.
1056
00:53:34.039 --> 00:53:34.639
Question on.
1057
00:53:35.480 --> 00:53:37.960
I still call it vices nice, but it's Kelly Hollands.
1058
00:53:37.960 --> 00:53:38.480
What's it called?
1059
00:53:38.599 --> 00:53:39.360
Party with a purpose?
1060
00:53:39.360 --> 00:53:44.400
Party with a purpose? Is that industry only?
1061
00:53:44.559 --> 00:53:49.159
Or if the public ring boy can come out, so
1062
00:53:49.239 --> 00:53:53.119
can French fried boy okay and a frozen yogurt girl,
1063
00:53:53.239 --> 00:53:54.079
they can all go.
1064
00:53:54.360 --> 00:53:57.079
Yeah, I have a lot of these parties are cool.
1065
00:53:57.119 --> 00:53:59.480
What's that? Yeah?
1066
00:53:59.599 --> 00:54:00.079
Got by.
1067
00:54:01.599 --> 00:54:03.159
Tell you it's going for a good cause.
1068
00:54:03.199 --> 00:54:06.480
Most quite a few of these events are industry only.
1069
00:54:06.559 --> 00:54:08.960
We just went to the x r C Award Show
1070
00:54:09.000 --> 00:54:13.159
a month ago, industry only. A VM party next month,
1071
00:54:13.280 --> 00:54:14.159
industry only.
1072
00:54:14.840 --> 00:54:15.320
This is a.
1073
00:54:15.360 --> 00:54:20.719
Party everyone could go to and everybody goes to the purpose.
1074
00:54:21.280 --> 00:54:23.880
Yeah that's a good play, right there, honey.
1075
00:54:23.960 --> 00:54:26.360
Yeah, so definitely more information.
1076
00:54:26.920 --> 00:54:33.920
Yeah, well, well we'll have Hello caller? Who is this
1077
00:54:34.039 --> 00:54:35.119
where you call him from?
1078
00:54:35.159 --> 00:54:35.480
To night?
1079
00:54:39.599 --> 00:54:47.320
Did they he could put on the already that one
1080
00:54:47.360 --> 00:54:49.559
on sex Panther and still three minutes.
1081
00:54:49.840 --> 00:54:54.440
You know when we started, I started this all journey
1082
00:54:54.559 --> 00:55:01.239
wonderful show with seven girls. It was Michelle, Maileen, Kailani, La,
1083
00:55:02.679 --> 00:55:10.400
Mika Tan you know, Legend, Charmaine, Star Love, okay, and uh,
1084
00:55:11.559 --> 00:55:14.519
we have wonder Simon Love. That was that was my core.
1085
00:55:14.800 --> 00:55:18.039
That was my core. So we would have this guy
1086
00:55:18.119 --> 00:55:21.559
that would call in and we called him quick Quick,
1087
00:55:21.599 --> 00:55:24.480
come Willie or something like that. And this guy would
1088
00:55:24.519 --> 00:55:26.760
call in and he goes, it's Kailani there.
1089
00:55:27.719 --> 00:55:28.960
This is some vivid radio.
1090
00:55:29.199 --> 00:55:32.440
No, this was on. We started inside the industry show
1091
00:55:33.079 --> 00:55:38.360
and she'd go yes, hi and he go pop and
1092
00:55:38.440 --> 00:55:39.239
hang up right there?
1093
00:55:39.519 --> 00:55:41.639
Hang did he at least say thank you?
1094
00:55:41.679 --> 00:55:47.000
No, have your manners if you thank the.
1095
00:55:47.000 --> 00:55:52.679
Girl or buy thank Yeah. We're all registered, you know
1096
00:55:52.880 --> 00:55:55.079
with Amazon Fresh, you know, so you could send us
1097
00:55:55.079 --> 00:56:02.400
a gift card, you know. Yeah, Okay. We have contests.
1098
00:56:02.599 --> 00:56:06.039
As my dear friend Christy Kenya just said, we have
1099
00:56:06.159 --> 00:56:09.079
some events. One that's open to the public, which is
1100
00:56:09.119 --> 00:56:12.039
party with a purpose. But we have the Urban X
1101
00:56:12.039 --> 00:56:15.519
Awards in August. Wow, We're giving away five free tickets
1102
00:56:15.519 --> 00:56:18.880
for our listener or viewer out there to come and
1103
00:56:19.000 --> 00:56:23.119
join us at the star studded event which is called
1104
00:56:23.639 --> 00:56:25.960
the Urban X Words. And I believe you are going
1105
00:56:26.000 --> 00:56:26.719
to be a presenter.
1106
00:56:28.320 --> 00:56:30.880
I to know, yes, if you want me to. I
1107
00:56:30.960 --> 00:56:33.480
just wanted to say thank you for nominated me.
1108
00:56:33.840 --> 00:56:35.119
Yes, and you're nominated.
1109
00:56:35.239 --> 00:56:37.480
Yeah, it's as free to I like, I'm most like
1110
00:56:37.519 --> 00:56:38.719
famous Meal for something.
1111
00:56:38.719 --> 00:56:39.800
Who's just like surprise me.
1112
00:56:39.960 --> 00:56:43.159
Yeah, surprised me a lot. But I'm so trial to
1113
00:56:43.280 --> 00:56:45.840
be the like one Oman like thank you so.
1114
00:56:45.880 --> 00:56:47.079
So Europe for favorite.
1115
00:56:47.320 --> 00:56:48.079
It's about timing.
1116
00:56:48.119 --> 00:56:50.119
Finally, Urban X Awards.
1117
00:56:50.159 --> 00:56:54.320
Now are the voters urban X people or can the fans?
1118
00:56:54.360 --> 00:56:56.599
It's a combination so that the fans can vote too,
1119
00:56:56.920 --> 00:56:59.519
So vote. We will have that up next week.
1120
00:56:59.639 --> 00:56:59.960
Okay.
1121
00:57:00.199 --> 00:57:02.440
You could vote for Crystal, you could vote for Inside
1122
00:57:02.440 --> 00:57:06.119
the Industry, you could vote for all of us there
1123
00:57:06.440 --> 00:57:09.320
and you'll find that information up on the Inside the
1124
00:57:09.400 --> 00:57:13.679
Industry site and on urbanex Awards dot com. Anyways, getting
1125
00:57:13.719 --> 00:57:15.679
back to what I was saying about the award show,
1126
00:57:15.719 --> 00:57:19.400
We're going to give away five tickets right into inside
1127
00:57:19.480 --> 00:57:24.519
contest at gmail dot com and you'll be entered in
1128
00:57:24.599 --> 00:57:26.960
the contest to win a free ticket to go. It's
1129
00:57:27.000 --> 00:57:30.599
not for you and a person, it's per person. Okay,
1130
00:57:31.000 --> 00:57:35.039
so enter now. Also, we are giving away free tickets
1131
00:57:35.039 --> 00:57:39.719
to go to the tcl Man's formerly Man's Chinese Theater
1132
00:57:39.800 --> 00:57:45.320
in Hollywood Gramman's Chinese Theater. We're giving away five free
1133
00:57:45.360 --> 00:57:47.920
movie tickets to go, and there's lots of great movies
1134
00:57:47.960 --> 00:57:51.480
coming out this summer. So again inside contest at gmail
1135
00:57:51.519 --> 00:57:56.320
dot com. We have another call, don't we Wow?
1136
00:57:56.639 --> 00:57:57.079
He got it.
1137
00:57:58.320 --> 00:58:02.440
He got it up again and about a dropping load.
1138
00:58:03.119 --> 00:58:07.599
Remember him who said dropping What happened is.
1139
00:58:07.679 --> 00:58:10.360
Okay, baby, whoever you are like and try to call
1140
00:58:10.440 --> 00:58:12.119
it in like so like we believe in you.
1141
00:58:12.559 --> 00:58:14.199
Are you going to make it eventually?
1142
00:58:14.440 --> 00:58:20.559
He loved, He just loved that. That was his trademark. Yeah. Okay,
1143
00:58:20.639 --> 00:58:28.800
Hello coler. Who's this where you call him from? Hello? Caller?
1144
00:58:29.000 --> 00:58:38.440
Are you there? Hold on a second. I can hear
1145
00:58:38.519 --> 00:58:43.599
somebody very faintly in there. Okay, there we are. Okay,
1146
00:58:43.639 --> 00:58:46.760
we can hear you. Now call her wake up, Christy.
1147
00:58:47.920 --> 00:58:53.519
This is Jason, Hey Jason or the same another another Jason.
1148
00:58:53.880 --> 00:58:55.079
I had a question for Christy.
1149
00:58:55.320 --> 00:58:58.679
Yes, I always talk about meeting.
1150
00:58:58.440 --> 00:58:59.800
Randalls at gas stations.
1151
00:59:00.199 --> 00:59:01.079
Me think of a question.
1152
00:59:02.119 --> 00:59:04.679
If I get a blow up, though, can I drive
1153
00:59:04.760 --> 00:59:05.760
in the lane?
1154
00:59:06.679 --> 00:59:07.840
I say, go for it?
1155
00:59:07.880 --> 00:59:11.000
And if you're in California it's not even illegal anymore.
1156
00:59:10.800 --> 00:59:14.280
Yes it is. Don't give this man right, that's right.
1157
00:59:14.320 --> 00:59:16.119
You could sleep with a gutter, but you can't drive
1158
00:59:16.159 --> 00:59:16.719
with a blowout.
1159
00:59:16.760 --> 00:59:19.079
Oh you can't sleep in the gutter right here anymore either.
1160
00:59:20.079 --> 00:59:21.519
That's called camping out over.
1161
00:59:21.360 --> 00:59:23.760
My ten people. I don't know the answer to that.
1162
00:59:23.840 --> 00:59:26.360
I have fucked plenty of law enforcement, but I don't
1163
00:59:26.400 --> 00:59:27.159
follow the law.
1164
00:59:28.679 --> 00:59:33.280
Well, Christy, happy birthday, all right, thank you?
1165
00:59:33.559 --> 00:59:36.320
Okay, why would you go for legal advice?
1166
00:59:36.880 --> 00:59:41.519
I can give you the doll like, but don't sleep.
1167
00:59:39.360 --> 00:59:44.760
With oral arguments? Oral arguments, But I have no idea
1168
00:59:44.760 --> 00:59:47.199
what the laws are. I mean, I know you have
1169
00:59:47.280 --> 00:59:48.360
to stop at a red light.
1170
00:59:48.480 --> 00:59:50.400
Okay. Who is the cast in that one?
1171
00:59:51.039 --> 00:59:57.760
Okay? Oral arguments? Was the original Savannah.
1172
00:59:56.360 --> 01:00:00.239
Wow blonde blue eyes? Well?
1173
01:00:00.440 --> 01:00:06.320
Uh, gena fine, whoa? Yeah, Vivid put it out? Oral arguments?
1174
01:00:06.719 --> 01:00:10.519
I fucked got Irish in it?
1175
01:00:10.880 --> 01:00:12.639
Geeze, I haven't heard his name in a minute.
1176
01:00:13.039 --> 01:00:15.719
Yeah, I don't know who I remember those three though?
1177
01:00:16.119 --> 01:00:16.320
Yeah?
1178
01:00:16.760 --> 01:00:22.880
Oh, and then who played the judge.
1179
01:00:19.280 --> 01:00:22.840
On Yeah Pard?
1180
01:00:23.079 --> 01:00:24.159
Yeah, Richard's son.
1181
01:00:25.679 --> 01:00:28.039
Richard, Yes, Richard.
1182
01:00:27.960 --> 01:00:32.400
Richard and whose son became a director for Vivid when
1183
01:00:32.559 --> 01:00:34.079
pet got too high?
1184
01:00:35.800 --> 01:00:37.960
Poor Crystal. And some of the people at home are going,
1185
01:00:38.280 --> 01:00:41.639
what are these guys talking about the silent movie times
1186
01:00:41.800 --> 01:00:47.039
or something? Yeah, we got we got all these memories
1187
01:00:47.039 --> 01:00:47.840
from the way back.
1188
01:00:48.000 --> 01:00:53.960
Have another champ A very Richard was a very famous
1189
01:00:54.000 --> 01:00:57.719
director in the day. And then his son, Ralph Parfet
1190
01:00:57.840 --> 01:00:59.599
took over and I don't know what happened to him,
1191
01:00:59.599 --> 01:01:00.920
but he was a great director.
1192
01:01:01.760 --> 01:01:03.719
He dosed up. Yeah, he was really good.
1193
01:01:04.719 --> 01:01:06.039
Don't talk that way about the dead.
1194
01:01:06.599 --> 01:01:07.400
He doesn't stop.
1195
01:01:07.440 --> 01:01:08.119
What's wrong with that?
1196
01:01:11.760 --> 01:01:15.599
It was he just gets tired after a long show.
1197
01:01:15.679 --> 01:01:19.320
What was that? I remember? I remember a movie that
1198
01:01:19.400 --> 01:01:22.480
I did with him. We did a porn parody of
1199
01:01:22.559 --> 01:01:29.000
The Graduate and Bancroft's Fabulous Movie and that was a
1200
01:01:29.199 --> 01:01:33.440
really cool movie that we did. What movie The Graduate Triplex?
1201
01:01:33.559 --> 01:01:36.920
Oh for pt Yeah.
1202
01:01:37.400 --> 01:01:41.360
An innovative director, he was groundbreaking.
1203
01:01:41.920 --> 01:01:43.880
He took vivid to a different level.
1204
01:01:44.119 --> 01:01:46.880
I mean that's a whole thing to do The Graduate.
1205
01:01:47.360 --> 01:01:49.719
There's not a lot of people that are going to say, oh,
1206
01:01:49.800 --> 01:01:51.880
I remember that movie. Maybe a lot of people do
1207
01:01:52.119 --> 01:01:53.280
because it was a great movie.
1208
01:01:53.920 --> 01:01:57.079
But remember and he did the remake of The Devil
1209
01:01:57.119 --> 01:01:57.679
in his Joke.
1210
01:01:57.960 --> 01:02:01.320
I was in that one too with Bella and I
1211
01:02:01.400 --> 01:02:03.639
love do you know Velladonna? Yes?
1212
01:02:03.960 --> 01:02:05.840
She was great and who else was it?
1213
01:02:05.880 --> 01:02:10.159
They had the actual and the original Devil and Miss Jones,
1214
01:02:10.480 --> 01:02:11.480
Georgina Svelvin.
1215
01:02:11.760 --> 01:02:14.760
Yes, she did a cameo yea as the judge or something. Yeah,
1216
01:02:14.920 --> 01:02:19.199
And Kurt locklod Was said that what about it? And
1217
01:02:19.280 --> 01:02:22.800
at the end of the movie, I'm on the set
1218
01:02:22.960 --> 01:02:25.840
and PT goes, Jimmy, you want to stick around and
1219
01:02:25.840 --> 01:02:28.599
watch this. It's gonna be wild, and I go, okay, okay.
1220
01:02:29.000 --> 01:02:33.079
We were shooting out in Venice, California. So I saw
1221
01:02:33.199 --> 01:02:41.239
the handler wrangler had cages, had cages filled with snakes,
1222
01:02:41.800 --> 01:02:43.360
real snakes, real snakes.
1223
01:02:43.559 --> 01:02:44.880
Yeah, they didn't skim vivid.
1224
01:02:45.280 --> 01:02:48.119
So he said, you're not going to believe this scene.
1225
01:02:48.159 --> 01:02:50.519
You're gonna watch this. So at the end of this
1226
01:02:50.880 --> 01:02:54.280
Triple X remake of The Devil and Miss Jones, the
1227
01:02:54.320 --> 01:02:59.679
camera starts on Bella Donna coming down, coming down, coming down,
1228
01:02:59.719 --> 01:03:03.440
comes up between her legs and the snakes withering out
1229
01:03:03.480 --> 01:03:06.199
of her pussy. Only she could do that, real snakes.
1230
01:03:06.960 --> 01:03:08.440
Very few girls could do that.
1231
01:03:08.960 --> 01:03:13.360
Putting the snakes inside and holding them until he gave
1232
01:03:13.400 --> 01:03:16.440
her a signal and then she pulled her hand away
1233
01:03:16.880 --> 01:03:21.079
and then these things are like withering out of her vagina.
1234
01:03:21.400 --> 01:03:22.280
Look at that scene.
1235
01:03:22.360 --> 01:03:27.119
If you're a true porn officiado of classic wild scenes
1236
01:03:27.159 --> 01:03:29.119
from back in the day. You want to see that one,
1237
01:03:29.519 --> 01:03:33.039
the remaking from Paul Thomas of the Devil in Miss
1238
01:03:33.079 --> 01:03:37.000
Jones that real snakes coming out of Belladonna's.
1239
01:03:36.400 --> 01:03:38.840
Pussy Devida's Dallas.
1240
01:03:39.159 --> 01:03:41.960
Yes they did. And behind the Green Door.
1241
01:03:42.679 --> 01:03:43.519
I forgot about that.
1242
01:03:44.000 --> 01:03:47.000
And deep Throat, Yeah, although they had a fight with
1243
01:03:47.119 --> 01:03:50.639
Ray Pistol and they couldn't use the title deep throat exactly.
1244
01:03:50.719 --> 01:03:53.480
Remember at the last minute Ray Pistol pulled back and
1245
01:03:53.519 --> 01:03:55.239
see like, are you fucking kidding?
1246
01:03:55.280 --> 01:03:56.440
I think they called it throat.
1247
01:03:57.079 --> 01:04:02.119
They called it throat? Yeah. Yeah, good little gal too.
1248
01:04:02.639 --> 01:04:06.320
She was a doll and nice. Yeah, there was some great.
1249
01:04:06.079 --> 01:04:07.840
We're gonna we're gonna try to get her on here,
1250
01:04:07.880 --> 01:04:08.400
so we're.
1251
01:04:08.239 --> 01:04:10.800
Gonna wanting to come on this show. She's told the.
1252
01:04:11.039 --> 01:04:15.559
Born Yeah, but she she'd show up DJ she chumped
1253
01:04:15.679 --> 01:04:17.960
the show. Maybe we'll get her on July ninth. You
1254
01:04:18.000 --> 01:04:21.079
know what's coming up to July ninth, our big anniversary show.
1255
01:04:21.840 --> 01:04:22.840
The industry.
1256
01:04:23.760 --> 01:04:26.679
Russian people love like Russian people love.
1257
01:04:26.679 --> 01:04:29.239
Love Susha Gray and John your scenes. They are too
1258
01:04:29.320 --> 01:04:32.039
like the biggest like idolts of Russian.
1259
01:04:31.719 --> 01:04:34.280
People like Idro.
1260
01:04:34.400 --> 01:04:36.480
I mean, like we are big we are like Russian
1261
01:04:36.480 --> 01:04:37.719
people are big fans.
1262
01:04:37.440 --> 01:04:38.000
Of that people.
1263
01:04:38.320 --> 01:04:40.480
I get it like so and like you know, and
1264
01:04:40.519 --> 01:04:43.079
it's pretty fair like funny because from one hund we
1265
01:04:43.119 --> 01:04:45.480
all have to say we're pretty judgment all about like
1266
01:04:45.559 --> 01:04:47.320
oh you can't do this, Oh my god, like you're
1267
01:04:47.320 --> 01:04:50.159
doing important, you're so horrible. Portn stars are and stuff,
1268
01:04:50.360 --> 01:04:52.840
but only it's just about like such a gray john
1269
01:04:52.920 --> 01:04:57.119
Your scenes they are just like crazy like not no,
1270
01:04:57.199 --> 01:05:00.239
she's never but I don't know for certain Johnny, not
1271
01:05:00.320 --> 01:05:02.760
for certain reason. You know, they love Johnny for like
1272
01:05:02.800 --> 01:05:05.239
he's a multitask and he can, like you know, fix
1273
01:05:05.280 --> 01:05:06.599
your sink and fix your sink.
1274
01:05:07.440 --> 01:05:12.280
I never never think seriously I saw a scene where
1275
01:05:12.320 --> 01:05:16.840
he can he totally redid a combustion engine and fuck
1276
01:05:16.880 --> 01:05:21.119
two girls at the same time. It was amazing, amazing.
1277
01:05:20.559 --> 01:05:22.239
You see how many things he can, like you know,
1278
01:05:22.360 --> 01:05:23.440
like fix sut once.
1279
01:05:23.480 --> 01:05:25.719
I never worked with him. I never got to work
1280
01:05:25.760 --> 01:05:26.079
with him.
1281
01:05:26.239 --> 01:05:27.679
No, I did it a couple of times, and like
1282
01:05:27.719 --> 01:05:29.320
for some when I did it, like you know, so
1283
01:05:29.360 --> 01:05:32.199
many Russian fans like there was like finally have this
1284
01:05:32.280 --> 01:05:34.280
like both hat like you know, between your legs, and
1285
01:05:34.320 --> 01:05:36.559
I'm like, oh my god, I never thought, like what
1286
01:05:36.719 --> 01:05:37.320
this hat.
1287
01:05:37.280 --> 01:05:39.760
Like will make me so famous?
1288
01:05:40.079 --> 01:05:42.719
Yeah I never met him, but I may have met him,
1289
01:05:42.719 --> 01:05:44.159
but I've heard great things about him.
1290
01:05:44.320 --> 01:05:45.719
Yeah yeah, yeah, both of them. They are.
1291
01:05:46.039 --> 01:05:46.880
Yeah he did.
1292
01:05:47.679 --> 01:05:49.280
I mean I don't know Sasha because you know when
1293
01:05:49.320 --> 01:05:51.519
I heard about Sashia all this like came out, she
1294
01:05:51.599 --> 01:05:53.800
made like because you know, she became famous when she's
1295
01:05:53.840 --> 01:05:55.960
like come out like it's been important star, I'm like
1296
01:05:56.000 --> 01:05:57.400
hanging like you know, my ass up and.
1297
01:05:57.400 --> 01:05:58.599
Blah blah blah and so.
1298
01:05:58.679 --> 01:06:02.119
And she became famous by being honest because the time,
1299
01:06:02.199 --> 01:06:03.960
like she even did it before, like I started doing
1300
01:06:03.960 --> 01:06:06.119
I Portant. When I started doing Portant, like people was
1301
01:06:06.159 --> 01:06:08.320
like judging us so much. I'm like, you're gonna kill herself,
1302
01:06:08.320 --> 01:06:09.800
You're gonna do this this. I'm like, no, you can
1303
01:06:09.880 --> 01:06:12.480
go just fund yourself and being sad yes and so,
1304
01:06:12.519 --> 01:06:14.360
and she was like the one because like she was
1305
01:06:14.400 --> 01:06:19.280
the one who have enough bulls have enough to just
1306
01:06:19.320 --> 01:06:22.920
get out and say so because like everyone.
1307
01:06:24.719 --> 01:06:27.119
After the show, we're gonna go look for a mutton squall.
1308
01:06:28.280 --> 01:06:31.400
And you know what, Sasha Gray didn't look like a
1309
01:06:31.440 --> 01:06:33.400
porn star, not that we have a look, but she
1310
01:06:33.519 --> 01:06:38.679
was real tall, and then of the main.
1311
01:06:40.159 --> 01:06:42.280
What was the name of the mainstream movie that she
1312
01:06:42.440 --> 01:06:44.239
did her.
1313
01:06:44.119 --> 01:06:47.800
First like, so I know what you're talking about. She
1314
01:06:47.840 --> 01:06:49.760
was driving in the back of a car a lot.
1315
01:06:50.199 --> 01:06:51.719
I forget the name of it though.
1316
01:06:52.199 --> 01:06:52.360
The.
1317
01:06:55.440 --> 01:06:57.360
Girlfriend eck spirit oh was it?
1318
01:06:57.400 --> 01:07:00.599
Okay? Okay, okay, I forget that.
1319
01:07:00.599 --> 01:07:04.199
That was about twenty for for for an acclaimed director too.
1320
01:07:04.400 --> 01:07:07.159
And then she kind of just disappeared. But then I
1321
01:07:07.199 --> 01:07:10.760
know that she's very big DJ. Yeah she's a you know,
1322
01:07:10.880 --> 01:07:11.639
famous DJ.
1323
01:07:11.760 --> 01:07:14.719
Now, Darcy, don't say she's a DJ now.
1324
01:07:14.800 --> 01:07:24.800
Okay, Yeah, she's a DJ now wow.
1325
01:07:24.920 --> 01:07:27.840
Good. A lot of these girls turned around and became DJs,
1326
01:07:28.159 --> 01:07:28.559
you know what.
1327
01:07:28.639 --> 01:07:32.239
And I have to say, I have mad respect for
1328
01:07:32.400 --> 01:07:37.280
people that leave our business and make a new career
1329
01:07:37.440 --> 01:07:39.079
and don't belly ache.
1330
01:07:38.800 --> 01:07:40.960
Like that part. I got that part.
1331
01:07:41.199 --> 01:07:44.039
I've been watching somebody on TikTok lately, a fellow Vivid
1332
01:07:44.039 --> 01:07:47.880
girl who we worked together once, hypacially her last two
1333
01:07:47.920 --> 01:07:49.159
TikTok videos, and this.
1334
01:07:49.199 --> 01:07:52.320
Is so not who I am. She's been blaming everybody
1335
01:07:52.360 --> 01:07:54.639
else for her life not ending up the way she
1336
01:07:54.760 --> 01:07:55.400
wanted it to.
1337
01:07:57.000 --> 01:08:00.480
People need to take responsibility for their choices and what
1338
01:08:00.519 --> 01:08:01.440
they choose.
1339
01:08:01.199 --> 01:08:02.079
Do you agree with that?
1340
01:08:02.360 --> 01:08:06.599
You know not, yes, I'm a completely agree So I
1341
01:08:06.679 --> 01:08:09.079
just like little how to say example about this or
1342
01:08:09.119 --> 01:08:11.239
maybe like seven months ago, like I had an interview
1343
01:08:11.280 --> 01:08:14.079
for Russian like a blogger, like we made over two
1344
01:08:14.119 --> 01:08:16.720
thousand million views and a lot of people was judging me,
1345
01:08:16.840 --> 01:08:18.760
like you know, like it's it's okay, like so, but
1346
01:08:18.920 --> 01:08:22.560
the most's the main part of that, Like I was saying,
1347
01:08:22.600 --> 01:08:24.439
what first of all, when I joined porn, it's not
1348
01:08:24.520 --> 01:08:27.359
because like you know, porn make me look doing poor porn,
1349
01:08:27.399 --> 01:08:30.079
like you know, ice keep to porn from the people
1350
01:08:30.119 --> 01:08:32.680
who was hurting me. First of all, like you know,
1351
01:08:32.720 --> 01:08:34.920
I cannot blame porn like for like you know, make
1352
01:08:34.960 --> 01:08:37.239
me hold it like the way who I am, because
1353
01:08:37.279 --> 01:08:39.520
that was like my safe place when like the people
1354
01:08:39.520 --> 01:08:42.840
who was normal, who was like full of honor indignity,
1355
01:08:43.199 --> 01:08:46.079
they hurt me and porn never and like you know,
1356
01:08:46.279 --> 01:08:49.399
and everything I did in my life, all my decisions. Yes,
1357
01:08:49.479 --> 01:08:51.560
it's maybe was my mistake, Maybe it was my like
1358
01:08:51.600 --> 01:08:55.000
you know, like strong point and stuff, but that poor
1359
01:08:55.119 --> 01:08:57.119
part of my life. It's not like not to blame
1360
01:08:57.159 --> 01:08:59.039
that part of my life, which is like I'm dealing
1361
01:08:59.039 --> 01:09:01.239
with that, Yes, like you know, like we have, like
1362
01:09:01.279 --> 01:09:03.560
you know, a lot of situations and like nobody pushed
1363
01:09:03.560 --> 01:09:06.000
me to fuck and like people and people who push
1364
01:09:06.079 --> 01:09:08.720
me to fuck. They was like far away from poor industry,
1365
01:09:08.960 --> 01:09:10.880
but far away from like you know anything.
1366
01:09:11.119 --> 01:09:13.359
They was called normal great people.
1367
01:09:13.840 --> 01:09:16.039
Yeah and so and as well, like you know, like
1368
01:09:16.119 --> 01:09:18.199
anything can the industry happened with me? Like I even
1369
01:09:18.239 --> 01:09:20.800
don't have any embarrassing story about what somebody tried to
1370
01:09:20.800 --> 01:09:21.079
touch me.
1371
01:09:21.720 --> 01:09:22.199
Let's stuff.
1372
01:09:22.560 --> 01:09:26.239
No, everyone, we're very strong, and we put out a
1373
01:09:26.319 --> 01:09:29.159
vibe of either fuck with me.
1374
01:09:29.319 --> 01:09:31.640
Or don't fuck with me exactly.
1375
01:09:32.279 --> 01:09:36.479
That difference that is the statement of the night. Say
1376
01:09:36.479 --> 01:09:37.920
that one more time than the camera.
1377
01:09:38.279 --> 01:09:42.279
Oh yeah, fuck you fuck with me, baby, don't even
1378
01:09:42.279 --> 01:09:45.359
fucking think of fucking with me unless I ask you.
1379
01:09:45.399 --> 01:09:47.640
But that's the difference, yes and you.
1380
01:09:47.800 --> 01:09:50.479
And the point is you like the how we have
1381
01:09:50.600 --> 01:09:52.560
to like being grown and how we raise like our
1382
01:09:52.760 --> 01:09:55.239
new generation of even poor like you know, this is
1383
01:09:55.239 --> 01:09:57.560
a moment when I don't have to tell you don't
1384
01:09:57.600 --> 01:09:58.000
touch me.
1385
01:09:58.640 --> 01:10:00.840
I have to look at you, and you know.
1386
01:10:01.319 --> 01:10:03.239
I wouldn't shop with you unless you asked me.
1387
01:10:03.479 --> 01:10:06.640
Yes, I saw the same here, same here, But like
1388
01:10:06.720 --> 01:10:08.520
you know, the moment. This is like I expect the
1389
01:10:08.520 --> 01:10:09.520
same respect.
1390
01:10:11.319 --> 01:10:14.319
I will never I wouldn't message anyone but no I.
1391
01:10:14.359 --> 01:10:17.600
And that's what I respect and love about you, Crystal,
1392
01:10:18.079 --> 01:10:21.000
You and I and people like Brandy love.
1393
01:10:21.000 --> 01:10:23.720
There are girls that are like who are you fucking with?
1394
01:10:24.159 --> 01:10:24.520
Yes?
1395
01:10:24.800 --> 01:10:27.000
And then you got the cry babies. Oh I had
1396
01:10:27.039 --> 01:10:28.279
to do it. And then when I loved it, I
1397
01:10:28.279 --> 01:10:30.399
couldn't get push me to do.
1398
01:10:30.279 --> 01:10:32.439
This, and I'm like, okay, cool, like you know, if
1399
01:10:32.439 --> 01:10:33.960
you don't know what to say, called me because you know,
1400
01:10:34.000 --> 01:10:36.079
like actually when I started doing por like it was
1401
01:10:36.119 --> 01:10:38.000
like in Russia, then I moved to Budapest and that
1402
01:10:38.319 --> 01:10:40.600
was my agent, Juliana Grind she's like now working for
1403
01:10:40.680 --> 01:10:43.039
a week, so she's a big big she's a huge
1404
01:10:43.039 --> 01:10:45.159
star and like she's my first mama. Like let's call
1405
01:10:45.199 --> 01:10:47.720
it like that. I like and less respect her and laugh.
1406
01:10:47.760 --> 01:10:50.560
And I remember once I get to put a Czech Republic,
1407
01:10:50.600 --> 01:10:53.439
It's was like, oh my god, this extreme poor like
1408
01:10:53.479 --> 01:10:55.520
you know, legal porn where they put like you know
1409
01:10:55.520 --> 01:10:58.680
two and that was doing extremely portant and like I'm
1410
01:10:58.680 --> 01:11:00.840
from Russia and like we don't do piercing like you
1411
01:11:00.880 --> 01:11:02.359
know for me, like if I on you that I
1412
01:11:02.399 --> 01:11:05.399
did accumiliate, you know, like she hands the deal and
1413
01:11:05.399 --> 01:11:07.000
I remember, like you know, I get to like you know,
1414
01:11:07.319 --> 01:11:09.479
check Republic and I'm like, okay, like I'm doing this
1415
01:11:09.600 --> 01:11:11.880
like you know, like double like penetration, like I did
1416
01:11:11.920 --> 01:11:12.840
a lot of extreme things.
1417
01:11:12.880 --> 01:11:14.600
They're like, okay, you have to do this.
1418
01:11:15.119 --> 01:11:17.119
And I remember I called to my agent and I'm
1419
01:11:17.159 --> 01:11:19.399
like girl, and I'm like I don't want. She's like,
1420
01:11:20.000 --> 01:11:22.720
you will never have to do anything if you say
1421
01:11:22.760 --> 01:11:26.119
you say and tell them fuck off, like you know,
1422
01:11:26.399 --> 01:11:27.479
this is what's like you know, she.
1423
01:11:27.439 --> 01:11:29.279
Didn't like fight for me, and yeah, I know if
1424
01:11:29.279 --> 01:11:30.479
I would ask you, but.
1425
01:11:30.520 --> 01:11:32.600
This is what's the biggest, like and most like you know,
1426
01:11:32.640 --> 01:11:34.520
great like a dress like you know, like she told me.
1427
01:11:34.560 --> 01:11:37.560
She's like like every time and like in your poor life,
1428
01:11:37.600 --> 01:11:40.479
you're gonna get to some like you producers like agencies
1429
01:11:40.520 --> 01:11:43.000
and places who will try to push you, who will
1430
01:11:43.039 --> 01:11:45.359
try to push you to do something, but only if
1431
01:11:45.359 --> 01:11:47.159
you have your core who is like you know, like
1432
01:11:47.439 --> 01:11:49.359
whereas you know who I am and you can say
1433
01:11:49.359 --> 01:11:51.840
no because like your no is no. And I remember,
1434
01:11:51.920 --> 01:11:54.560
like you know, she just told me so, and I'm like, okay,
1435
01:11:54.600 --> 01:11:56.319
so my girl, tell me like, don't do this, and.
1436
01:11:56.279 --> 01:12:00.399
So like that ever happened to you? Never?
1437
01:12:00.640 --> 01:12:02.800
Okay, I was in the business off and on for
1438
01:12:02.800 --> 01:12:06.359
forty years. Whatever, I've never done an anal scene. I
1439
01:12:06.399 --> 01:12:08.439
don't want to do it in my own personal life.
1440
01:12:08.560 --> 01:12:09.640
Why would I'm not gonna do.
1441
01:12:09.680 --> 01:12:10.319
If you never?
1442
01:12:10.520 --> 01:12:12.560
You never had a situation where you were on the
1443
01:12:12.640 --> 01:12:15.640
set and they tried to say never, Christy.
1444
01:12:15.439 --> 01:12:16.920
Can never stop.
1445
01:12:17.039 --> 01:12:18.720
You know, it starts, you know it could be good
1446
01:12:18.720 --> 01:12:18.960
for you.
1447
01:12:19.159 --> 01:12:20.960
No one did that in the eighties. They were just
1448
01:12:21.039 --> 01:12:23.439
lucky to have girls fucking on film. In the eighties,
1449
01:12:23.479 --> 01:12:25.000
there were three of us, you know what. I was
1450
01:12:25.119 --> 01:12:27.520
just talking. I was just and then came the nineties
1451
01:12:28.000 --> 01:12:30.239
and I was with Vivid. You'd think Vivid was gonna
1452
01:12:30.640 --> 01:12:33.119
force me to do anything. I remember once Steve.
1453
01:12:32.960 --> 01:12:36.119
Hursh was like, Okay, Christy, I hate to ask you this,
1454
01:12:36.199 --> 01:12:39.000
but will you do three guys in a scene? Or
1455
01:12:39.039 --> 01:12:41.840
is that too much? I'm like, can I pick the guys?
1456
01:12:41.880 --> 01:12:44.560
And he's like yes, I'm like, we're in one of
1457
01:12:44.560 --> 01:12:49.359
my favorite scenes Vince Foyer, Steven Saint Croix, and Tony
1458
01:12:49.399 --> 01:12:51.520
Tadashi in a movie called The Show.
1459
01:12:52.119 --> 01:12:53.680
Have you done a lot of guys?
1460
01:12:53.840 --> 01:12:57.079
Oh so a couple of times on this was getting
1461
01:12:57.079 --> 01:12:58.760
BANKO five one, it was bank three.
1462
01:12:59.000 --> 01:13:01.159
The most I did in is scene was for John
1463
01:13:01.199 --> 01:13:05.479
Stalliano in nineteen eighty five gang Bangs, and it was
1464
01:13:05.560 --> 01:13:06.319
six guys.
1465
01:13:06.720 --> 01:13:08.640
What And I didn't even do anal.
1466
01:13:10.119 --> 01:13:13.439
So how what did the other guys do? Paper mache?
1467
01:13:13.520 --> 01:13:16.000
One in each hand, one in my mouth, one between
1468
01:13:16.039 --> 01:13:18.960
the chairs, one in my pussy. And I think there
1469
01:13:19.000 --> 01:13:21.560
was always somebody jerking off, But no, John, the.
1470
01:13:21.560 --> 01:13:23.680
Guy with the small penis was fucking your ear.
1471
01:13:23.880 --> 01:13:29.199
John never said, come on, you just try that ship
1472
01:13:29.319 --> 01:13:30.560
with us. Ever.
1473
01:13:31.000 --> 01:13:32.359
Did you ever do foot stuff?
1474
01:13:32.680 --> 01:13:34.359
No, only for my only fans.
1475
01:13:34.720 --> 01:13:36.039
Okay, you've done foot stuff.
1476
01:13:36.119 --> 01:13:39.399
Oh yes, it went fetish whatever that means.
1477
01:13:39.680 --> 01:13:43.439
Bettish stuff wasn't around in the eighties or the nineties.
1478
01:13:43.760 --> 01:13:46.640
They were just like, I'm watching people fucking my living room.
1479
01:13:46.680 --> 01:13:49.159
This is awesome. I got HS tape.
1480
01:13:49.680 --> 01:13:52.439
Better stuff came in in like the new Millennium with
1481
01:13:53.239 --> 01:13:56.560
you know what, like.
1482
01:13:55.600 --> 01:13:57.960
You need to girls, hold on one second. We need
1483
01:13:58.000 --> 01:14:00.439
to go to our last commercial break and we come back.
1484
01:14:00.479 --> 01:14:03.079
We're gonna wrap everything up. We'll be right back and
1485
01:14:03.119 --> 01:14:05.720
we'll take your last round of phone calls at a
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01:14:05.880 --> 01:14:08.079
one eight two three one two five eight zero.
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01:14:08.199 --> 01:16:14.079
Right after this, and we're back.
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01:16:14.720 --> 01:16:19.039
James Bartellay, Christy Canyon, Crystal Rush phone number to call
1489
01:16:19.119 --> 01:16:23.920
in eight one eight two three one two five eight zero,
1490
01:16:24.359 --> 01:16:27.319
same time, same BAT channel, call in right now.
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01:16:27.479 --> 01:16:28.159
There I have it.
1492
01:16:28.600 --> 01:16:33.239
Yes, we are here right now once again, only fans,
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he can find mine. I'm taking new subscribers right now,
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only fans slash. James Bartelley.
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Got this rush, Christy Kanyon one one all right, so
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please subscribe to our only fans because that helps pay
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the bills.
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I'll be honest, best site. I'm also on sex Panther, which.
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Is I'm on Panther piss.
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But this one guy called me and I'm going to
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give you a public service announcement with my friends here
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01:17:16.239 --> 01:17:18.079
that calls me on sex Panther. The other day he
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videos and he said, do you know who I am?
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And I said, oh God, we bring John. I'm like,
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I don't know who you are.
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No, I don't.
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It was Bill Clinton, I love I don't and I
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said no I don't.
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He's like I didn't think.
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So I was almost ripped off by an imposter, and
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I thought, I got to make sure this is the
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real Christie that's wanting bitcoin before I send it to her.
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Oh you don't.
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I don't.
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I own bitcoin, but I don't know how to take it.
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01:17:47.720 --> 01:17:49.920
I don't take it for payment. But anyway, the point
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01:17:49.920 --> 01:17:52.600
of the story is not bitcoin. Point of the story
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is don't give out money to talent until you physically
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see them.
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Be it through them sending you a personal video.
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On Yes, at least like you know, you see them.
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On sex Panther and call.
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We will have a lot of apps like you have
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a sex partner like or like it's like calls.
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Like means from the same time.
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And I'm not like you know, to boxing like you know.
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Talk to us a couple of minutes.
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Do your due diligence. There's a lot of cockroaches out there.
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And don't think that we just sit at home and
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chit chat for free all the time. The only place
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I answer dms for the ninety nine percent are on
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OnlyFans or sex Panther. And it must be titillating and
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01:18:32.239 --> 01:18:34.520
exciting to think Christy Cannon is going to come to
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01:18:34.600 --> 01:18:38.319
visit me. Chances are no, one hundred percent. It's not
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me unless you physically video with me. Call me on
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01:18:42.399 --> 01:18:46.039
one of the sites. Uh, don't be gullible, don't be desperate,
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don't be so lonely.
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And I'm not being mean about that, but there's a
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01:18:49.640 --> 01:18:52.520
lot of fakes out there. Yeah, the only want to
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meet and a million fakes.
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01:18:53.960 --> 01:18:57.319
Think about that. Logically, it's you know, these girls aren't
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going to get on a plane they head out to you.
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They're not going to Ma. They're not going to move
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in with you into your parents' garage where you live.
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You know that's not gonna happen. Okay, so please be careful.
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Check the website, see how many followers they have, see
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what their tweet patterns.
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No, no, no, no, Can I stop you from that because you know,
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for example, look, you know I have my leg basic
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like kitten Bell like.
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So like, you know, my friend she actually turned in
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forty like in this weekends as well.
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Yes, yes, Kittin Burle like she's having Yeah, she's turning
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to forty like my gorgeous friend. Like, so you can
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go and say happy birthday to her, but get back
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to like followers and stuff. Can her Instagram account like
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01:19:38.000 --> 01:19:40.880
you have about like six hundred thousand people.
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Plus mine or something like that.
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And in the same time she has some fake I
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don't know a person who has account by her name.
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01:19:47.880 --> 01:19:51.119
We just have over one million ago followers.
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And like she was fake one has a million.
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Yes, yes, yes, and she and we were trying, like
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01:19:58.079 --> 01:19:59.960
she was trying to put it down. We was complaining
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01:20:00.079 --> 01:20:02.119
on that and I don't know as of now, like
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we just like give up on that and so yes.
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Yes, So that's why I like.
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Yes.
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So even if you talk to facts like in like
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X which is sex, Twitter which is like you know,
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Instagram and stuff, don't get.
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To greed spun on your box, get with a call
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with us.
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Yeah, might be like not respond to you like exactly
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01:20:20.800 --> 01:20:23.319
the same day, but we'll find time for you. We'll
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01:20:23.399 --> 01:20:24.800
talk and you'll see we are.
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01:20:25.359 --> 01:20:28.239
I really hate these people that start to fake sites.
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01:20:28.880 --> 01:20:32.119
You know that makes me angrier than hemorrhoids any heat way.
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01:20:32.520 --> 01:20:34.880
Oh yeah, it's much more painful, you're right bad.
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01:20:39.279 --> 01:20:40.720
Hemorrhoids is a funny word.
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01:20:41.439 --> 01:20:42.000
You drop you.
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01:20:43.520 --> 01:20:48.159
Know how I don't, But hemorrhoids is a funny words.
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01:20:48.239 --> 01:20:50.560
It's like pain and ass but like more offensive.
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Yes, exactly painful.
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01:20:53.359 --> 01:20:54.560
That's a funny thing.
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Oh it's probably not. But if you have a painful
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rectal it. I don't think you'd be laughing.
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Oral contraceptive. That's a funny word. Okay again, Okay, you.
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Are so cute. All right, baby, thank you for my case.
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01:21:11.279 --> 01:21:12.399
Thank you, You're welcome you.
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01:21:13.079 --> 01:21:15.079
I always love seeing you, and I love it that
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01:21:15.159 --> 01:21:16.640
you nailed to a gas station.
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Mann.
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01:21:18.960 --> 01:21:19.279
Wow.
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01:21:19.600 --> 01:21:22.039
And next week I'll be like I'm in love with
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Jameson's known me far too long.
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01:21:28.199 --> 01:21:30.800
All right, I'll come and hang out at the pool.
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01:21:30.960 --> 01:21:31.760
Okay this weekend?
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01:21:31.840 --> 01:21:32.279
Perfect?
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01:21:32.439 --> 01:21:36.560
Okay, girls, I want to invite you now ahead of time,
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so you can put in your calendar. July ninth, that's
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a Wednesday. That's going to be our big anniversary party.
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01:21:44.000 --> 01:21:46.800
We're gonna have it. It's gonna be like Playboy After
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01:21:46.920 --> 01:21:50.079
Dark episode because said camera's going to follow us around
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01:21:50.760 --> 01:21:53.840
partying upstairs, downstairs, all over the place. A lot of
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01:21:53.840 --> 01:21:55.279
people are going to be here. All right.
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01:21:55.359 --> 01:21:57.399
If I'm not in I might be in Vegas with Ginger.
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01:21:57.399 --> 01:21:58.479
If I'm not, I'll come here.
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01:21:58.640 --> 01:22:01.640
Okay, If not, then call it absolutely you know me?
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01:22:02.079 --> 01:22:07.840
All right? Anything you want to plug upcoming? What? Oh?
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No? Not really? I have a birthday in a year.
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01:22:15.399 --> 01:22:18.520
It's such a good actress. She said this with such
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a convincing face, looking at the camera and do that again.
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01:22:21.520 --> 01:22:23.159
I have a birthday next year in.
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Gear up, gear Up, save up. Yes exactly, Crystal. You
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have a new movie out, you know.
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Actually like two months ago, like I shot a girl
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Girl Kill see you in first time after a whole
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year of being an active and it's about to be
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also stay tuned if you want to see how deliciously
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imimaching pusses and trust marriage.
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Well, the business is always here. You took it your
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off and you jump right back in there got twenty
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01:23:00.840 --> 01:23:02.760
years and I jump back it like it's.
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Always you know here you can live porn, but porn
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never can leave you.
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One.
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01:23:10.159 --> 01:23:13.680
That's crazy and I haven't done much else. I just
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I was made for this business and what we used
1630
01:23:16.039 --> 01:23:18.079
to call us in the day, like you know, hardly
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01:23:18.239 --> 01:23:19.800
not hurt them or lifers.
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01:23:21.399 --> 01:23:22.560
Where am I going after this?
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01:23:23.720 --> 01:23:26.039
I mean we can go whatever, but you know after
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01:23:26.239 --> 01:23:28.359
you know, after all this year, I was thinking like.
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I don't want to go anywhere. I love my past.
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01:23:31.880 --> 01:23:34.039
Okay, so that's your new thing?
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Yeah, yes, so like yes, it's going to be more
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girl Girl Girl film for adults, adult films or like
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adults adult time. I'm so sorry, I'm so horrible. And
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besides this, like I'm always in my sex partner, which
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is like meings as well, like talk to me and
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01:23:50.319 --> 01:23:51.960
I can help you to come and I can help
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01:23:51.960 --> 01:23:53.720
you reveal all the trauma. I can help you with
1644
01:23:53.800 --> 01:23:56.239
a lot of things. You even have no idea how
1645
01:23:56.359 --> 01:23:57.159
well I am doing?
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01:23:57.399 --> 01:23:58.039
How do you do that?
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01:23:58.119 --> 01:24:02.039
On what I'm doing? This by my wealth and no, no, no,
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01:24:02.119 --> 01:24:04.920
what app I say? Like you know, like sex partner
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and minks.
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01:24:05.640 --> 01:24:07.039
Sex partner in minx.
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You know it's just the same.
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Yeah, sex fame or minx is the same.
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It's the same.
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01:24:11.199 --> 01:24:15.119
It sounds like an adult adult swim, you know. All right.
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Check out my documentary Fans Only that is out now, Scissors,
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and we are going to do a sequel on that. Scissors.
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You can watch on the streaming platforms. I have a
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new VR banger Scene out right now and a new
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movie that I'm in, Once upon a Time in the Valley,
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that's coming out next week. I'll be back here next week.
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Until next time, I'm James Bartley. Good night and good sex.