Cyber City: Transformations, Mysteries, and Unexpected Alliances

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Speaker 1: salutations, you
beautiful boppers and poppers
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out there in the listening world
. No, we're not coming back into
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the middle of the training arc.
We're. No, we're not coming into
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the murder mystery. No, this is
actually going to be something a
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little bit different, because
I'm feeling inspired and this is
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going to be one of the first,
just like in animes, those uh
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mert, those uh movies, where
you're like where the hell is
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this in the timeline of things.
This is one of those moments.
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You can blame the player for
Silas for this.
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Speaker 2: When in doubt, blame
Silas.
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Speaker 3: Silas approves.
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Speaker 1: Oh no, don't worry,
she's. Don't worry, Shizuko,
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you're going to. You're going to
be involved in this now, since
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you jumped in.
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Speaker 5: Haha, this is your
fault.
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Speaker 1: This is your fault.
You're getting dragged into this
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, all this mayhem, and this is
going to be fucking great.
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I got the clenches of my actions
. You should have thought about
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this. But so now, well, you
three are in the midst of. Well,
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this is a really interesting
moment because everything is
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very relaxed, chill, as I said.
When is this in the moment of
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the timeline? We don't know and
I ain't going to tell you, but
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it's actually the celebration
for Yokai Town, because they
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never got to have their March of
the Hundred, of the Hundred
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Yokai Festival. So this is
what's going on in Cloud City
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and, god damn it, kane made sure
to grab U3, because U3 are
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coming for this, because Kane
promised him to sit and spot
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that Raiju was going to be
sitting in.
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Speaker 3: Oh it's a I
accidentally? well, no, i
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purposely drunk that like fate
liquor of Raiju's.
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Speaker 1: Oh, the only brand
sake, so good I don't remember
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if I had it.
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Speaker 2: Oh, if I did, I
definitely don't remember.
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Speaker 3: Tastes like destiny,
so it's probably really strong.
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Speaker 1: Oh boy, oh wow,
things are just so good. You all
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are going, you're getting closer
to Cloud City and no, you're not
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.
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Speaker 2: Alice, what did you
do this time?
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Speaker 1: Muffin button, no
muffin button.
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Speaker 5: Oh.
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Speaker 1: Oh, your muffin's
gone because me.
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Speaker 2: You monster.
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Speaker 1: You're just in a
white void, just like white
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everything's white and you can't
even really get a good look at
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him. The actions are bad and you
should feel bad. Well, my name
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is Boogie, so of course my
actions are bad and you can go
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right the hell, you, son of a
bitch. I will never feel bad for
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what I do. You Not, yet Not you.
I remember that other little shh
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yet Outside of Shizuko.
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Speaker 4: I remember you, i'll
always remember you Go, go, go,
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go, just like go.
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Speaker 1: Oh no, i let's just
say I made a special song
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talking to the person who runs
you. They'll remember me in due
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time. The name's Boogie and you
three. You three are really
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fucking my shit up and I don't
fucking like it.
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Speaker 2: Well, I don't fucking
kill.
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Speaker 3: The words of my
friend I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Speaker 1: You know, I was
expecting so many other things
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to be said to me right now. Like
Celeste, I anticipated that, but
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you Wow, I just pow.
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Speaker 3: Nobody messes with my
muffins.
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Speaker 1: You see a muffin in
his hand as he slowly just bites
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it. You, my muffin bites now.
Yes, dude. Well, my dad, well,
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you could say my father's a
piece of shit, so I don't really
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mind being called that. He eats
more of the muffin.
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Speaker 3: I start my dad in the
face and views with him.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Who's your
father?
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Speaker 1: Oh, now you want to
ask me questions. I thought you
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were so mad at me and you told
me to fuck. Okay, you know what?
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Fine, i'll play your little game
. You already met my dad.
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Speaker 2: I mean a lot of
people's dads. You have to be
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more specific.
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Speaker 1: He's the one you got
that little cheat from that gave
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you all the little powers and
shit you have now.
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Speaker 2: Celeste's face just
kind of blush. Yeah, he's the
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one.
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Speaker 1: He's the one that
said you had nice cans And from
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a distance you just hear, Ha,
Motherfucker. Of course he'd be
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close by.
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Speaker 2: I'm going to slap the
shit out of both of you and your
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father.
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Speaker 3: I want to punch him
in the face and try to take the
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muffin.
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Speaker 1: Oh, celeste, celeste,
Celeste, celeste. Boogie saw
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this coming. You go to punch him
and the muffin just grows bigger
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and bigger and gets legs and
buff arms And it punches you
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into what would be the ground of
the void. Thankfully, you take
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no damage from this, but you
feel a giant muffiny fist
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holding you down. Am I turned on
? Of course you are. I knew that
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you would say this, celeste. And
oh, celeste, celeste, i'll be
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with you in a minute. You're in
my world now. Of course I hear
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it. Of course, of course.
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Speaker 2: So let's go try to
get down to Celeste.
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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry for
doing this to you, but this is
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going to be one of our premium
special episodes, so um.
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Speaker 2: Do what you got to do
.
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Speaker 1: He literally so, god
damn, i feel so dirty for doing
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this. But okay, so you know the
anime Seven Deadly Sins. No, you
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know Miliotus Silas.
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Speaker 5: Yes, i do He grabs
ahold of Celeste's boobs and he
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just goes boobity, boobity,
boobity, boobity, boobity,
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boobity, boobity.
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Speaker 1: No, you don't there,
Celeste.
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Speaker 2: You fucking ass.
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Speaker 3: I just laughed. Enjoy
the last three seconds of your
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miserable life.
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Speaker 5: I'm so red right now.
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Speaker 2: She goes to try to
grab a zomb to rip it off.
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Speaker 1: He's now in front of
Shizuko, little Shizuko, with
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her little damaged, fucked up
head. I'll be back with you
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again there, celeste, in a
minute. I ain't done with you,
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little Shizuko. You know what?
How about I put you back to
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where you, back in your misery,
because I don't like the
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progress you've made. He snaps
his fingers. Shizuko, you're
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back to being a kid and you're
watching your parents when you
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think they were killed by your
brother. God damn it. This is
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mangekyo, sharing on Times 1000
with how fucked up this is for
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you right now, like their faces
become empty, void voids, like
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black goos leaking from their
eyes and they're just pleading
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why Shizuko? why? Why Your
brother? the moment your brother
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became cruel toast and then he
was killed by Zetsu, his head
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just pleading why did you
abandon me? Why? And then Boogie
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turns around and goes okay,
nothing's up. So I've
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successfully done that. Back to
you, my boobity friend, and he's
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turned to the side of like a
Jiminy Cricket and he's on your
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boob, celeste.
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Speaker 2: She uses porky pie
mode and needles shoes out for
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more skin.
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Speaker 1: Oh, i'm dead. I'm sl-
. Nah, boogie is now. He claps
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his hands and you guys are all
just sitting in chairs now
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looking at him. Do you see the
power I possess? Do you? do you
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know who? do you get the danger?
you are in now. I'm fucking
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Boogie. God damn it. I'm one
who's gone beyond the void.
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Speaker 2: So why the fuck are
you Hill?
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Speaker 1: Hmm, well, because
the guy who normally runs your
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game and everything, i've taken
control of it. So we're going to
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play by my rules today And I
want to see and. But I'm fair
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and I could have done. Oh, silas
, you really want to try to do
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that When a portal appears
underneath your butt and your
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chair just does like in Portal 2
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Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
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no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
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no, no, no, no, no no no, no, no
, no, no, no, no, no.
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Speaker 1: You're going to die.
I'm going to die, kill you when
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you disappear and you're gone.
But where's the fun in that? And
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, like, unlike my horrible
father, i'm going to give you
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all a chance and I'll admit, all
three of you intrigued me And
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maybe, yeah, i am a little cocky
that things are going to go my
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way.
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Speaker 2: Well, if you have
issues with your father, then
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shouldn't you take it out with
him?
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Speaker 1: Well, this is my way
of taking it out on him. Right
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now he's sitting and he's
grinding his teeth to the point
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where they're about the snap,
because his beautiful creations
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are taken away from him and
they're not protected. They're
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in my hands now and just with
the snap of my fingers I could
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end it all.
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Speaker 2: So wait, wait, wait,
wait. You said that You said
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something about a game. Are we
supposed to be pawns in your
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daddy's games?
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Speaker 1: You see a two foot
long tongue. That was like
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wrapping around his snapping
fingers glow black in his mouth.
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Celeste, he's right behind you
stroking your hair. Oh, you're
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so smart and so beautiful. I can
see how any man could fall in
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love with you.
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Speaker 2: The elbows behind
them, behind them.
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Speaker 1: Boogie allows this
hit to happen.
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Speaker 2: Oh, why does everyone
act like that when I hit them?
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Speaker 5: Oh, i don't Thank god
for that, celeste. You're now
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back to normal, of course you're
not.
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Speaker 1: Oh, celeste, you're
so adorable, he pinches your
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cheek. So, yes, yes, this is my
way of taking it out on my
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father and my creator. And well,
i mean, i am pretty confident
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that things are going to go my
way.
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Speaker 2: And what is your way,
if I dare ask, Oh, Zetsu becomes
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what I need him to become.
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Speaker 1: I get rid of these
stupid notions in his head that
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Celeste is tainted in him. My
pawn becomes back to me.
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Speaker 2: And what do?
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Speaker 1: you need Zetsu to be
The destroyer. I need him to
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destroy everything. Quirltos
wasn't going to be enough. He
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was. He was small games, he had
limitations. He was, he wasn't
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enough. Yes, exactly, sorry,
she's a co, but no, he wasn't
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enough. But Zetsu, literally a
construct of someone's
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cyberpsychosis, brought to life
An imaginary friend fused with
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that, i mean beautiful. He's
exactly what I'm, pretty much am
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. I feel a kindred ship with him
.
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Speaker 3: It says, if he's
beautiful, Zetsu is my friend,
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nothing wrong. He had the muffin
off. Friendship, you bastard No.
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Speaker 2: I. As much as I hate
this, i have to agree with Silas
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.
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Speaker 1: You are ruining what
I've put so much work into.
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Speaker 3: If you get that stick
out of your ass, maybe you can
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be friends with us too In
karaoke And check out Big Butted
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Women.
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Speaker 1: He has a point. This
is actually what you're the only
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person in this area that can,
kat. What do you want to do?
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Speaker 4: A little crazy, but
she wants to lock off her
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memories, all of them.
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Speaker 1: That's a very
dangerous thing to do, because
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where you are, in this void, if
you do this, you're going to get
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some other memories put into
your head, and so Boogie doesn't
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realize it, but Shizuko, from
your back, what looked like
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rocket jet, starts to come, and
then there's these firefly wings
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. Oh perfect, do you remember
back in? this was supposed to be
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a good day.
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Speaker 4: Oh, I absolutely do.
I knew where you're going with
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this.
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Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you're
doing that moment. That's the
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memory that just came to your
head. You see this individual
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and this giant living heart and
they do this amazing lightning
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strike And you do this to Boogie
, boogie bleeds and he finally
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starts to take form. And you see
this individual that's seven
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feet seven foot five. He's in a
massive black cloak and he has
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what looks like an exposed brain
and then a skeletal face on the
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bottom, for the bottom half, and
like insectoid. Skeletal hands
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are at the bottom of the cape
for where his long arms would be
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. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I
won't you do this to me again.
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Yes, she's a go now. You're not
the one who beat me before,
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you're not her. Put me away.
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Speaker 4: She's going to talk,
oh shit, she's going to say,
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well, maybe she wants me to.
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Speaker 1: Boogie's face drops,
the void you're in starts to
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crack. Of all voices that fill
me with fear, i forgot. I'll say
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another word.
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Speaker 2: Real fast. Can
Celeste O'Sylez heal?
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Speaker 1: Yes, you can, yes,
you can.
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Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, she
talked.
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Speaker 1: Boogie is shaking, Oh
yeah.
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Speaker 2: Celeste is going to
quickly extend her arms into a
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whole whip, whip fangirls and
wrap around Boogie.
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Speaker 1: You wrap him up.
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Speaker 2: She wraps him up
tight. She calls out to the
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shaziko Hey, whatever you did,
do it again.
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Speaker 1: Don't. She talks
she's going to bring him here.
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Speaker 4: She's going to go
fight her psycho Oh.
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Speaker 1: Um. The more this
happens, the more a giant door
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materializes behind. Boogie
Shaziko, do you say anything
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else?
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Speaker 4: I'm like I'm done
being messed with. Never again.
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Speaker 1: You know, I agree
completely with the sentiment.
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So S you recognize the
individual who's just sitting
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with his legs crossed on the
ground, with his head resting on
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his arm, on just like air?
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Speaker 2: Mm-hmm, and that
would be the Squid Lord.
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Speaker 1: Hey guys, boogie
Boogie is shrunk down to the
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size of like a black ball, with
just an eye, with tiny little
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hands.
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Speaker 2: Oh, I still keep a
tight grip on them.
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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's fine,
he's just, I had such plans for
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you. You're fun to deck, i know
he is, and I had such plans for
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him. Boogie, you've transcended
into the realms of where beings
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like you are not supposed to go.
What was I supposed to do? You
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were supposed to believe in me,
you were.
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Speaker 4: Well, now there's
what he's like. You don't fuck
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up.
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Speaker 1: The door slowly
starts to open and Boogie's
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little buff body turn the eye
looks behind him as the door is
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opening. So I have to give you
the ultimate punishment now. Do
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you know why you still existed
still, why you weren't just gone
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, why other characters don't
exist? No, gotta go back, boogie
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. What?
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Speaker 5: was I.
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Speaker 1: You were just
supposed to wait. This
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punishment is reserved for the
boastful, For those who would
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wish to become the GM. Goodbye
Boogie. Oh, I can't go back as
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these black tendrils start to
just wrap around Boogie I always
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want to like.
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Speaker 3: I reach into my tunic
and I pull out my emergency
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muffin. I draw a little heart
with my finger on it and I throw
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it at him, hoping that he can
understand why Zetsu is starting
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to change.
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Speaker 1: Boogie understands
this, and it hurts even more as
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he's slowly being pulled back as
a gargantuan eye, the created,
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the eye of all creation,
everything as he's just going
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back to just become melded with
everything else And the door
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slowly, slowly starts to close
on Boogie forever. Now you three
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. This is where we get to an
interesting conundrum, because
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technically you're still more.
You're still more than what you
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need to be. But here's the thing
. I don't mind. There's still a
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lot that you still need to do
and you still need to have this
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one up. So I'm the one that gave
it to you, so I'm fine with it.
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But my only question is at the
end of everything, if I was to
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take all that away and you were
lowered to that of a lowly human
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, would you be okay with it Or
would you resent me Nothing?
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carefully?
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Speaker 2: Honestly, with powwls
or without powwls, i'm still
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Celeste, And if you truly are
the one who created this, then
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you know I haven't even used a
real fracture of anything that I
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am.
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Speaker 1: So you would be fine,
you'd be okay to cast it aside.
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Just be a normal human.
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Speaker 2: Eh, I want to be the
best that I am to help as many
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people as I can.
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Speaker 1: A squid face
disappears and just out of, a
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man is there And with a big
smile on his face and he just
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goes. that's the right answer.
You beat me. The door opens. Go
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on home. I know I can trust you
all.
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Speaker 4: Ah, clash, clash.
Celeste answered for the three
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of us.
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Speaker 2: Well, celeste is
going to walk past the Squid
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Lord and slap him.
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Speaker 5: Mmm, let's feel good.
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Speaker 2: One I know I have
nice cans. Two you don't have to
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announce it, i know I look good,
mmm mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm Saucy, I
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love it. I announce the last
heads to the doll.
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Speaker 3: And I walk up to our
Squid. Lord give him a big hug.
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Thanks, great space, dad.
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Speaker 1: No problem. no
problem, silas. Back doors right
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back there. It's been an honor
meeting all three of you
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actually in the flesh. Goodbye,
three heroes. As his body slowly
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starts to disintegrate, oh and
she's a go. I heard all those
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gifts the user was doing.
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Speaker 4: Because you still bad
at getting post, mastermarked.
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Speaker 1: As you three appear.
Kane is like frantically looking
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around. He's looking under a
fucking rock like guys You three
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appeared. He's just I was not
looking under a rock like he
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would be under this, So let's
tackle some. He just holds you
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tight. She gives him some
smooches. You know, this is a
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fantastic surprise, but where
did you three go?
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Speaker 2: Oh, we got cannot by
a God creature something. He
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fucked up. Yeah, he royally
fucked up.
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Speaker 1: Wait, kane looks like
she's a go. Like did you just
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talk?
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Speaker 2: Yep, yes, she talks.
I don't have to read the mind
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waves anymore.
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Speaker 5: Canes. Just what did
I miss?
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Speaker 2: So this is going to
scan on the cheek.
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Speaker 1: I'll explain it over
drinks Well this is fantastic
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because the festival is just
starting, but drinks.
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Speaker 2: I got groped. I need
alcohol.
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Speaker 3: I met my great space
dad.
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Speaker 5: She's a go talking.
OK, you know, let's go.
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Speaker 1: Canes go. Ok, i feel
better. You know what? OK,
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follow me, guys. It's time for
the big festival and we have
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some amazing. There are some
amazing games in store, but it
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just sounds like that you guys
had a hell of a start to things.
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You know, i think if we're in
luck, we might just find
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Alistair in all of this, but he
might be busy at the house. You
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know, we'll have to push our
luck, see if he's here. But so
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the city in the clouds has
really done it up And, oh yeah,
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everybody, he throws you each a
mask. What does your yokai mask
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look like? This is tradition We
all must wear a mask. Canes mask
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is it's kind of a circle with a
red face, but the cheeks are
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really puffy and the lips are
kind of like a pushed out.
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Speaker 2: Oh, Celeste's mask
looks like a Japanese priestess
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doll.
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Speaker 1: Oh hi, what does your
mask look like?
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Speaker 3: So my mask is it's
it's blue with silver highlights
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for the facial features. The
face of it looks kind of like a
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combination between an oni and
an ogre.
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Speaker 1: Oh, I like it. Does
it have the oni horn? It does.
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Now, Shizuko, what does your
mask look like?
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Speaker 4: It's going to be a
hanayone, so like it's the
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chastity pretty lady, and then
the other half like a skull.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, i love it, i
love it, i love it, i love it.
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Speaker 4: Also, she's not doing
me too hot right now.
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Speaker 5: Oh no.
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Speaker 4: He's still kind of
stuck in that cyber psycho.
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Speaker 1: Well, i think you're
going to be in luck because this
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is going to be and, as I said,
we don't really know anyone
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timeline. This is, but this has
been a certain events, for
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Shizuko, because you're a big,
lovable friend from your lands
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is waiting there for you with
his giant leaf umbrella. There's
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your buddy, there's your toto.
It looks like a big old Tanuki,
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you guys. You got big old
whoopee ears And yeah, i'm
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trying to invoke big the cat,
but with a Tanuki, okay. And
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yeah, he has a little lovable,
cute frog. He calls him Fwagi.
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Speaker 4: Is great dog there
too.
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Speaker 5: Yes.
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Speaker 4: He's just going to
wait in good dog for a while.
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Speaker 1: It's okay, toto knows
exactly what to do for Shizuko.
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It's comforting time, and so
Shizuko will be doing that for a
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minute, but Kain is going to
drag Silas and Celeste, because
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I have been waiting for this,
because it's time for the really
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fun part of the competition.
There is a what is called the
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battle cooking. Now, it's not
called a battle because we're
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fighting each other, it's
because the ingredients that we
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have to get are pretty
interesting. Oh good God. Oh
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yeah, you really didn't think. A
yokai took over one of the lands
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, so all of the animal life has
taken on like yokai. So there's
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like like onipigs, uh duh,
phoenix birds, it's all
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different kinds, but it makes
for really interesting dishes.
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So Kain is actually
participating and wants to know
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are you two up?
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Speaker 3: for it.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 3: I got nothing else to
do right now.
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Speaker 2: My love. If this is
important for you, it's going to
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be important for me. So fuck
yeah, count me in Excellent
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because one of the judges is one
of Kain's heroes.
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Speaker 1: It's Gorded.
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Speaker 2: Flavesby. So I'm
going to assume that Kain is
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jumping up and down like a kid
and he's clinging on to
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Celeste's arm sleeve.
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Speaker 1: Yes.
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Speaker 2: Okay, so we? she
looks at Silas. If we don't win
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this for Kain, I will kill you
myself.
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Speaker 3: Silas just like pats
his big skillet hands on top of
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your head There. there we shall
win or I will kill the judges to
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one says we're the winners.
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Speaker 1: As Kain was leading
his, his, his beloved and his
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his oh so beloved muffin button
friend Silas, i do believe there
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was a certain trick tricky,
tricky Fox walking about.
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Speaker 6: Well, i mean where
there is a festival, there's fun
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.
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Speaker 1: Before we join into
your festival fun. Just as I did
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for the other three, i got to do
for you Because he needs to ask
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to make sure for you that this
can be trusted. You're just in a
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white void, alistair. Ah, this
is the one I've been waiting to.
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Ask this question for, alistair.
Of all the ones here, you're the
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one I'm most proud of, but
you're also the one I fear the
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most of.
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Speaker 5: I'm not going to take
.
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Speaker 1: I'm not going to take
anything from you because
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there's still things that need
to be done. But here's my
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biggest thing I need to know,
because at the end of the day,
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while I just be creating another
boogie, is if I was to take all
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your powers from you and lower
you to just a human, would you
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be okay with this?
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Speaker 6: You know I'm going to
have to be honest. I don't know.
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I mean, you know, don't get me
wrong I could survive as just a
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plain human. I did it before,
obviously. But I would miss all
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the crazy things I'd be able to
do to be able to just, you know,
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pop in and out and spook cane or
celeste just for a giggle, to be
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able to be among the people of
the continent above the clouds.
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I mean sure, as a human I could
still live there.
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I just imagine it would be more
difficult to survive in the home
429
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I carved out without all the
abilities I have. I'd miss it
430
00:24:58,195 --> 00:25:02,430
for sure. I'd feel angry and
upset that I'm not as powerful,
431
00:25:03,332 --> 00:25:07,182
but that's only because I'd
probably be going up against
432
00:25:07,222 --> 00:25:11,181
something that my powers would
help make easier Not trivial,
433
00:25:11,342 --> 00:25:15,239
but easier nonetheless. And
honestly, i'd really miss the
434
00:25:15,278 --> 00:25:18,308
ability to split into clones,
because then I could do just so
435
00:25:18,328 --> 00:25:22,301
much more, because there's so
much more of me. But come on,
436
00:25:22,564 --> 00:25:26,134
you already know the answer.
Even if you did, even if I would
437
00:25:26,576 --> 00:25:30,462
regret losing all those
abilities, i'd never become
438
00:25:30,522 --> 00:25:31,443
something like boogie.
439
00:25:31,770 --> 00:25:35,365
Speaker 1: The entity looks at
you. He just smiles. You know,
440
00:25:35,425 --> 00:25:41,487
the whole entire time You never
mentioned the truly godlike
441
00:25:41,547 --> 00:25:44,368
abilities you possess, And
that's the answer I was looking
442
00:25:44,409 --> 00:25:44,490
for.
443
00:25:45,472 --> 00:25:47,818
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, I do have
some pretty powerful things I
444
00:25:47,839 --> 00:25:48,461
can do, don't I?
445
00:25:49,613 --> 00:25:51,920
Speaker 1: So I know things are
in the right hands.
446
00:25:52,280 --> 00:25:55,368
Speaker 6: Well, back doors,
right back there, they're in my
447
00:25:55,388 --> 00:26:00,803
hands, and I think Alistair's
going to flick his hand and show
448
00:26:00,843 --> 00:26:06,518
that he has one of the Space
Squids credit cards. Not just a
449
00:26:06,538 --> 00:26:08,261
wallet, but a credit card.
450
00:26:09,192 --> 00:26:11,886
Speaker 1: Oh you, you know,
only because it's you I will
451
00:26:11,906 --> 00:26:15,638
forgive this, and it's been an
honor meeting you in the flesh,
452
00:26:15,759 --> 00:26:19,665
alistair. Like I said, back
doors, right back there. Have
453
00:26:19,886 --> 00:26:20,430
fun with it.
454
00:26:20,851 --> 00:26:25,221
Speaker 6: You take care of
yourself And I hope we can meet
455
00:26:25,261 --> 00:26:29,500
again, because I don't want to
sort of end just yet.
456
00:26:30,893 --> 00:26:34,301
Speaker 1: There's more in store
. You guys helped to ensure that
457
00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:36,502
. Goodbye, alistair Bernard.
458
00:26:36,805 --> 00:26:37,450
Speaker 6: Goodbye Space Squid.
459
00:26:38,894 --> 00:26:42,144
Speaker 1: The squid into the
disappears and you're back and
460
00:26:42,185 --> 00:26:46,258
you're in the city, above the
clouds, and it is in the midst
461
00:26:46,498 --> 00:26:53,056
of the 100 Yokai Parade Festival
. It is the moment the Yokai
462
00:26:53,096 --> 00:26:57,227
Town was waiting for and it was
lost because of events.
463
00:26:57,667 --> 00:26:58,470
Speaker 3: I have no more.
464
00:26:59,135 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: You're seeing so much
, and UC Ophelia has taken to
465
00:27:04,323 --> 00:27:08,519
rising up to what her father
wanted her to be She's the proud
466
00:27:08,519 --> 00:27:14,546
, proud leader of the Yokai. She
has a massive gargantuan spiked
467
00:27:14,826 --> 00:27:19,840
hammer and mace, but, yes, she
is still keeping up to her usual
468
00:27:19,921 --> 00:27:25,179
habits. And, my God, the
Alistair and Trevor anthology
469
00:27:25,319 --> 00:27:27,423
just it blew up.
470
00:27:28,792 --> 00:27:31,480
Speaker 6: I will never get old
of that. I will never get older.
471
00:27:31,519 --> 00:27:35,298
tired of that, i think I'm just
going to stand there and look at
472
00:27:35,317 --> 00:27:35,960
her and smile.
473
00:27:37,051 --> 00:27:40,231
Speaker 1: You see up there
sitting next to her This is that
474
00:27:40,753 --> 00:27:45,048
moment from Batman, because you
look up there, you see sitting
475
00:27:45,128 --> 00:27:49,395
up there and just a very elegant
kimono is Trevor sitting up
476
00:27:49,457 --> 00:27:56,407
there. Next to him is Redoni,
carla and then Mira. He looks at
477
00:27:56,468 --> 00:28:00,217
you, you look at him, you see
that he's finally happy and he
478
00:28:00,297 --> 00:28:01,901
nods and you nod back.
479
00:28:02,569 --> 00:28:05,634
Speaker 6: And because it's me,
i have to. It's going to be one
480
00:28:05,654 --> 00:28:08,625
of those things where someone
you know, we nod and as someone
481
00:28:08,646 --> 00:28:11,922
walks in front of me, i just
disappear when that person walks
482
00:28:11,961 --> 00:28:12,223
by.
483
00:28:12,625 --> 00:28:16,057
Speaker 1: It's good enough. Put
it perfectly, putting it, put it
484
00:28:16,077 --> 00:28:19,111
better. Yeah, it's so perfect.
And.
485
00:28:19,512 --> 00:28:24,304
I have my moments and when you
reappear, you're next to Kane
486
00:28:24,806 --> 00:28:30,273
and Kane's just perfect, and he
grabs you, he goes. It's time he
487
00:28:30,294 --> 00:28:35,957
goes, alistair, perfect, you're
just the person. I think that
488
00:28:35,977 --> 00:28:38,790
would really fit in for this
moment. Gordon Flamesby The
489
00:28:38,830 --> 00:28:43,788
Gordon Flamesby is here and he
is here to judge the battle,
490
00:28:43,928 --> 00:28:48,875
cooking competition. And look,
we got this. Guys, we can own
491
00:28:48,915 --> 00:28:52,490
this, but we're up against
against some fierce competition.
492
00:28:53,173 --> 00:28:57,450
I mean, god, we're up against
the guy Fiori.
493
00:28:58,217 --> 00:29:01,240
Speaker 2: So last but not the
same show, though. Yeah, kane
494
00:29:01,301 --> 00:29:04,470
kind of has a thing for him, but
it could be worse.
495
00:29:04,992 --> 00:29:07,047
Speaker 6: He's going to take us
to Flavor Town. It could be
496
00:29:07,067 --> 00:29:10,453
worse, it could be more a moto.
That's still.
497
00:29:12,234 --> 00:29:13,079
Speaker 1: Wait, you heard?
498
00:29:13,221 --> 00:29:15,594
Speaker 6: you heard Chef
Morimoto was coming. No, I'm
499
00:29:15,614 --> 00:29:17,038
saying it could be worse. It
could be him.
500
00:29:17,589 --> 00:29:20,476
Speaker 1: I mean, he is coming
Alistair. Who do you think is
501
00:29:20,517 --> 00:29:22,509
facing who I want you to face
against?
502
00:29:23,031 --> 00:29:24,717
Speaker 6: So what are the
stakes and what are the rules?
503
00:29:25,790 --> 00:29:30,971
Speaker 1: I am, i am. I am so
glad that you brought this. Oh,
504
00:29:31,011 --> 00:29:33,693
god damn. It's the announcer, of
course, when you say that that
505
00:29:33,713 --> 00:29:38,330
motherfucker magically appeared.
You can't stop me, Kane I am the
506
00:29:38,391 --> 00:29:47,343
332nd grandson of the great host
of the Iron Chef competition
507
00:29:47,723 --> 00:29:48,505
Slussos out.
508
00:29:48,605 --> 00:29:52,976
Speaker 2: Oh, eat a dick, i
will gladly After I do this
509
00:29:53,478 --> 00:29:54,663
Sluts you can't eat.
510
00:29:54,682 --> 00:29:54,823
Speaker 5: Please.
511
00:29:54,863 --> 00:29:55,265
Speaker 3: Kane.
512
00:29:55,285 --> 00:29:58,201
Speaker 1: Sluts, you can't beat
him. He'll turn every moment
513
00:29:58,221 --> 00:30:02,971
against you. Oh, i know If
you'll with it. In honor of the
514
00:30:03,051 --> 00:30:10,384
332nd generation of the Iron
Chef family, i bring you cooking
515
00:30:10,683 --> 00:30:15,604
stadium. From the ground erupts
a massive cooking stadium. This
516
00:30:15,663 --> 00:30:16,365
man is magic.
517
00:30:16,666 --> 00:30:18,955
Speaker 6: It's like Alton Brown
said Why are you beating?
518
00:30:18,996 --> 00:30:19,458
Speaker 1: me to this.
519
00:30:20,353 --> 00:30:23,462
Speaker 6: I look. I watched the
original Iron Chef when Food
520
00:30:23,482 --> 00:30:26,791
Network first came out and I
loved Iron Chef America when it
521
00:30:26,852 --> 00:30:31,119
was Mark DeCoscos as the
chairman's nephew and Alton
522
00:30:31,140 --> 00:30:33,084
Brown as the announcer.
523
00:30:33,509 --> 00:30:35,498
Speaker 1: You recognize the
joke I was going for with that.
524
00:30:37,693 --> 00:30:41,580
And what I was leading up to
following. This is next to you,
525
00:30:41,701 --> 00:30:45,876
alastair. You notice in he has
like a balding spot, but there's
526
00:30:45,896 --> 00:30:49,756
the Kappa hat And then you
notice his little beard goat tea
527
00:30:49,797 --> 00:30:53,429
combo with his glasses. Oh no,
this is Kappa Brown.
528
00:30:54,313 --> 00:30:54,775
Speaker 2: I love it.
529
00:30:56,011 --> 00:30:57,636
Speaker 5: I love the Kappa hat
Cooking stadium.
530
00:31:00,614 --> 00:31:02,897
Speaker 1: Yes, i've been
waiting for this, and Silas gave
531
00:31:02,938 --> 00:31:05,102
me an excuse to finally do this
special.
532
00:31:05,402 --> 00:31:06,144
Speaker 5: You're welcome.
533
00:31:06,891 --> 00:31:09,497
Speaker 1: This is going to be
one of our first premium
534
00:31:09,577 --> 00:31:13,435
contents. Oh, this is going to
go a little bit longer than the
535
00:31:13,476 --> 00:31:18,596
typical hour, so, yes, this is
going to be a full on. This is
536
00:31:18,655 --> 00:31:22,816
one of our first full on movie
specials. Oh, kat, yes, yes.
537
00:31:23,277 --> 00:31:24,259
Speaker 4: Oh dear, my face
hurts.
538
00:31:28,582 --> 00:31:30,490
Speaker 3: I only shoved, my cut
nose to my microwave.
539
00:31:34,576 --> 00:31:36,840
Speaker 4: I've been watching a
lot of Iron Chef dead.
540
00:31:37,762 --> 00:31:38,104
Speaker 5: Oh no.
541
00:31:39,252 --> 00:31:42,896
Speaker 1: Oh my God. So, guys,
let me introduce all the
542
00:31:42,997 --> 00:31:46,711
competition. I'm leaving all
this in, by the way. This is
543
00:31:46,730 --> 00:31:49,835
what premium content is for. You
get the full on behind the
544
00:31:49,875 --> 00:31:54,178
scenes. So Kappa Brown looks at
you, all staring goes. I believe
545
00:31:54,218 --> 00:31:56,790
you want to know the rules and
the stakes. I will happily
546
00:31:56,810 --> 00:32:00,359
explain that here in Cooking
Stadium.
547
00:32:01,711 --> 00:32:02,453
Speaker 6: You go on.
548
00:32:03,750 --> 00:32:05,855
Speaker 3: I was just taking his
nose watching a butterfly.
549
00:32:08,650 --> 00:32:11,934
Speaker 1: Kappa Brown just
looks as Silas. It's just goes.
550
00:32:13,529 --> 00:32:16,843
These are the contestants for
today. This is going to be good.
551
00:32:17,509 --> 00:32:18,473
This is going to be good.
552
00:32:19,509 --> 00:32:21,217
Speaker 3: I wonder what I could
use that butterfly with.
553
00:32:24,476 --> 00:32:27,496
Speaker 5: Oh God, this is Kappa
Brown just.
554
00:32:29,529 --> 00:32:31,696
Speaker 1: Okay, just there
there. Kappa There there.
555
00:32:32,529 --> 00:32:33,313
Speaker 6: You'll, you'll get
used to him.
556
00:32:34,891 --> 00:32:37,815
Speaker 1: I figure, with the
way y'all are reacting. So here,
557
00:32:37,835 --> 00:32:41,067
this way this works is that each
one of you will be facing one of
558
00:32:41,189 --> 00:32:47,132
our very extinguished iron chefs
here in Cooking Stadium. The
559
00:32:47,192 --> 00:32:51,465
stakes are well. well, of course
, we're not betting anything of
560
00:32:51,747 --> 00:32:56,439
money value. We're betting
something of massive, tremendous
561
00:32:56,618 --> 00:33:01,569
honor The repays Silas got a
strike, Silas Charles. Honor The
562
00:33:01,589 --> 00:33:07,037
right to cook side by side,
gordon Flamesby Oh oh, that
563
00:33:07,096 --> 00:33:08,221
would be a massive honor.
564
00:33:08,529 --> 00:33:11,057
Speaker 6: Well, now we, now we
have to win Absolutely.
565
00:33:11,509 --> 00:33:14,579
Speaker 1: And you see, the dish
that you will be preparing with
566
00:33:14,640 --> 00:33:19,395
him is a dish that no other mere
mortal could ever hopes to
567
00:33:19,455 --> 00:33:23,328
prepare, because is with a
certain fish that is called, it
568
00:33:23,348 --> 00:33:26,699
doesn't even just have a name,
it's just called another,
569
00:33:27,099 --> 00:33:31,403
another. This fish is always
when it swims, it's swimming at
570
00:33:31,423 --> 00:33:35,837
the speed of light.
Oh wow, There's a lot that goes
571
00:33:35,897 --> 00:33:39,470
to preparing another, and Gordon
is the only individual that can
572
00:33:39,911 --> 00:33:45,073
actually catch and even hope to
prepare this dish, So to get the
573
00:33:45,192 --> 00:33:49,342
honor to cook it with him would
be. It's yeah, Cain's just
574
00:33:49,481 --> 00:33:53,116
drooling like I want.
575
00:33:54,019 --> 00:33:54,300
Speaker 2: Easy.
576
00:33:54,509 --> 00:33:54,851
Speaker 5: This is gonna.
577
00:33:55,372 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 2: This is gonna whisper
on Cain's. You know, we got this
578
00:33:58,700 --> 00:34:03,238
for you. We got this because
Silas is a massive foodie and
579
00:34:03,578 --> 00:34:05,442
she loves Cain's cooking so much
.
580
00:34:05,790 --> 00:34:08,699
Speaker 1: So, Kat, I need you
to actually voice a certain
581
00:34:08,739 --> 00:34:09,501
character for me.
582
00:34:09,871 --> 00:34:12,278
Speaker 6: I bet Cain makes some
good chicken Oh.
583
00:34:12,931 --> 00:34:15,356
Speaker 1: Because the one
that's going to be cooking, the
584
00:34:15,456 --> 00:34:19,077
one that's the judge that's
prepared for you Kappa Brown is
585
00:34:19,117 --> 00:34:22,914
just looking so depressed as he
has to read this off The Sultan
586
00:34:23,034 --> 00:34:27,208
of slams and spices, the man who
will get the pepper with the
587
00:34:27,228 --> 00:34:29,838
pile, with the driver that
brings the pile, driver
588
00:34:30,239 --> 00:34:35,936
representing the enchanted
forest areas, i give you Rothgar
589
00:34:35,996 --> 00:34:37,300
and his manager, nix.
590
00:34:39,074 --> 00:34:40,157
Speaker 4: Oh no.
591
00:34:43,596 --> 00:34:45,199
Speaker 5: You thought you were
ready.
592
00:34:45,550 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 1: You thought you could
prepare against my spices and my
593
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:54,188
culinary culinary sauces.
594
00:34:55,431 --> 00:34:59,181
Speaker 5: But I have come. No
one is ready for what I have
595
00:34:59,260 --> 00:34:59,541
done.
596
00:35:00,231 --> 00:35:07,458
Speaker 1: I am Rothgar. You see
a massive gargantuan like dragon
597
00:35:07,559 --> 00:35:11,389
humanoid with like a
championship wrestling belt
598
00:35:11,469 --> 00:35:16,059
around his waist. And Kat, can
you describe Nix please?
599
00:35:16,650 --> 00:35:20,974
Speaker 4: Uh, so she is in full
plate. Uh, it's a little odd
600
00:35:21,034 --> 00:35:24,349
fitting, because it was that
originally meant for her. She's
601
00:35:24,389 --> 00:35:28,952
got like a pixie kind of a mousy
brown hair. She looks bored as
602
00:35:28,972 --> 00:35:32,000
shit, and also that she
potentially wants to rock people
603
00:35:32,710 --> 00:35:36,224
And her god is this time of the
year, which she's gonna say, but
604
00:35:36,264 --> 00:35:40,215
she doesn't know anything. She's
like oh, by the order of time or
605
00:35:40,277 --> 00:35:42,000
something, something, let's do
this.
606
00:35:43,409 --> 00:35:45,155
Speaker 1: I'm so happy I got to
do this.
607
00:35:45,958 --> 00:35:46,298
Speaker 6: Oh dear.
608
00:35:48,333 --> 00:35:51,079
Speaker 1: I hope you're ready
because I'm going full ham with
609
00:35:51,099 --> 00:35:51,579
this, Eric.
610
00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:56,155
Speaker 6: I am, I am. I'm not
to interrupt on the recording
611
00:35:56,195 --> 00:35:59,650
again, but I'm just trying to
get myself out of a low mood And
612
00:35:59,670 --> 00:36:01,742
again I apologize for all of
that.
613
00:36:02,085 --> 00:36:02,768
Speaker 1: I really think.
614
00:36:02,789 --> 00:36:04,556
Speaker 2: I might You gotta
make time to write.
615
00:36:04,849 --> 00:36:06,755
Speaker 1: I think I might be
able to do that for you with
616
00:36:06,815 --> 00:36:07,818
this next moment.
617
00:36:08,079 --> 00:36:10,295
Speaker 6: I think so. I mean,
you've done a wonderful job so
618
00:36:10,356 --> 00:36:12,675
far. Oh God, I'm crying already.
619
00:36:13,077 --> 00:36:17,657
Speaker 1: Oh good, i am, so I
was ready for this because I got
620
00:36:17,797 --> 00:36:20,362
I have to. Oh God, i'm so happy
for this moment.
621
00:36:21,170 --> 00:36:26,538
Speaker 5: So for you because
it's a Monday. I hope you know
622
00:36:26,557 --> 00:36:27,599
where I'm going with this.
623
00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:32,907
Speaker 6: I'm not sure honestly
Fall out of my chair. Monday.
624
00:36:33,146 --> 00:36:38,273
Speaker 5: Oh no. Monday night.
Wrong, no, no. It appears to be
625
00:36:38,353 --> 00:36:44,802
a child being held by a teenage
girl, like a little baby, like a
626
00:36:44,862 --> 00:36:45,543
toddler.
627
00:36:46,344 --> 00:36:51,496
Speaker 1: Well, hi there. My
name is Solomon. Are you ready
628
00:36:51,817 --> 00:36:53,880
to get to what down with my
spices now?
629
00:36:58,275 --> 00:37:01,382
Speaker 6: Now where I was
thinking it was going. I was
630
00:37:01,422 --> 00:37:05,068
thinking I was thinking Garfield
because he hates Mondays. No, i
631
00:37:05,088 --> 00:37:07,657
think so I would be dying right
now.
632
00:37:08,117 --> 00:37:12,280
Speaker 1: Oh dear, this is
Solomon from fictional heroism.
633
00:37:12,710 --> 00:37:17,871
He's Solomon Grundy. It's a
Monday, so he is a baby, that's
634
00:37:17,891 --> 00:37:23,864
perfect sense Monday. So this is
Solomon Grundy, held by and with
635
00:37:24,005 --> 00:37:27,697
his handler Fuck, what is her
name? from the library.
636
00:37:28,369 --> 00:37:30,438
Speaker 6: The only one I can
think of is Greta.
637
00:37:30,690 --> 00:37:33,512
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's actually
her. Oh yeah, This is Greta
638
00:37:33,552 --> 00:37:33,873
holding.
639
00:37:33,914 --> 00:37:37,257
Speaker 6: Solomon Pictional
hero, Eli's girlfriend actually,
640
00:37:37,436 --> 00:37:43,143
Yeah, So actually well, yes, but
I mean Greta and Eli are a
641
00:37:43,204 --> 00:37:47,438
couple in the Allyverse, our
superhero universe, and their
642
00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:50,289
relationship gets complicated
when we apply the fictional
643
00:37:50,389 --> 00:37:51,976
heroism rules and backstory to
it.
644
00:37:52,909 --> 00:37:55,181
Speaker 1: You noticed? the
little toddler has the chef hat
645
00:37:55,262 --> 00:37:59,599
and his old recipe goes I'm the
iron chef of the spooky world.
646
00:38:01,773 --> 00:38:03,898
Ha ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha, ha, ha,
ha ha.
647
00:38:04,179 --> 00:38:04,601
Speaker 6: That's fun.
648
00:38:05,309 --> 00:38:08,380
Speaker 1: And then that's when
you've noticed this big, massive
649
00:38:08,380 --> 00:38:13,121
, this dog looks like it's a
combination of a Tibetan mastiff
650
00:38:13,302 --> 00:38:17,197
and a wolf put together. Well,
i'm sorry, a Tibetan mastiff and
651
00:38:17,478 --> 00:38:21,974
a okay, um, damn it. What's the
okay? So it was. It was the dog
652
00:38:22,014 --> 00:38:26,655
that Hachiko was Japanese. Oh
yeah. So, and this is when you
653
00:38:26,715 --> 00:38:29,248
notice that this is like the
size of a dire wolf meets a
654
00:38:29,289 --> 00:38:32,452
Tibetan mastiff, meets a
Japanese Akita, and you notice
655
00:38:32,492 --> 00:38:35,815
it has like a little voice box
on it And he goes calm down
656
00:38:35,855 --> 00:38:39,226
Hachiko, ha ha, ha, ha, ha ha ha
.
657
00:38:41,034 --> 00:38:45,297
Speaker 6: Oh dear, looks like
I'm have a bit of things ahead
658
00:38:45,338 --> 00:38:49,677
of me And this is now for you,
sam.
659
00:38:49,737 --> 00:38:54,590
Speaker 1: I thought long and
hard for Celeste, oh my, and
660
00:38:54,650 --> 00:38:59,126
this is so. if one of our good
friends named Bessie listens to
661
00:38:59,168 --> 00:39:02,059
this, they're going to know
immediately who I'm going trying
662
00:39:02,079 --> 00:39:02,903
to invoke for this.
663
00:39:03,405 --> 00:39:08,135
Speaker 2: Oh shit, i'm
apparently so to Sam. No, bessie
664
00:39:08,135 --> 00:39:13,818
. My bestie went was in culinary
school for six years and we have
665
00:39:14,139 --> 00:39:17,052
watched a lot of cooking shows
together. We're both food
666
00:39:17,193 --> 00:39:20,000
cooking junkies. Go on, my love,
Oh god.
667
00:39:21,431 --> 00:39:26,380
Speaker 1: I'm so just okay. um,
wait till Silas, because this is
668
00:39:26,400 --> 00:39:30,355
going to like both Silas and you
together, celeste standing in
669
00:39:30,375 --> 00:39:32,568
front of you, because I'm going
to do this at the same time,
670
00:39:32,789 --> 00:39:37,132
because these two iron chefs are
team tag team. Oh, so that's
671
00:39:37,152 --> 00:39:43,076
getting tag teamed, so for you
to representing the holiday
672
00:39:43,135 --> 00:39:49,452
world is a minotaur and what
looks like a bum? Oh no, He has
673
00:39:49,532 --> 00:39:55,432
a hobo stick. I traded stories
for Sponge Baths. Sticky, stinky
674
00:39:55,432 --> 00:39:57,679
, stinky Joe here. How's it
going y'all?
675
00:39:58,552 --> 00:40:00,398
Speaker 3: How many stories do I
get for Sponge Bath?
676
00:40:01,737 --> 00:40:05,956
Speaker 1: How can you get one
for Bath? You look like you can
677
00:40:05,976 --> 00:40:09,074
give me a whole bunch of stories
there, pal. So Sticky Joe will
678
00:40:09,114 --> 00:40:11,896
hang out with y'all later. And
you noticed that the minotaur
679
00:40:11,918 --> 00:40:14,471
just there was like an elf next
to him. And now the elf is gone
680
00:40:14,490 --> 00:40:15,974
and the minotaur is just kind of
chewing.
681
00:40:18,681 --> 00:40:19,041
Speaker 6: Oh dear.
682
00:40:19,342 --> 00:40:19,884
Speaker 5: I do.
683
00:40:21,793 --> 00:40:24,992
Speaker 1: You'd be happy with
that, my love. And then now,
684
00:40:25,072 --> 00:40:29,394
finally for You, killed her. And
now, finally for your, even your
685
00:40:29,454 --> 00:40:33,311
GM is going to get in on this
nonsense. because, kane, i'm
686
00:40:33,532 --> 00:40:38,266
actually this is kind of a solo
soloist session right now, guys
687
00:40:38,306 --> 00:40:41,653
because even I'm going to be
rolling off against this,
688
00:40:41,733 --> 00:40:48,675
because for me guess who it is?
Well, i hate myself because I
689
00:40:48,755 --> 00:40:53,632
need you to do the voice for
this. Eric, as representing the
690
00:40:53,672 --> 00:40:59,400
world of a lost world of
superheroes is a little fucking
691
00:40:59,501 --> 00:41:07,916
doll. Behind him is a teddy bear
. It did what looks like a
692
00:41:08,016 --> 00:41:15,032
marionette skeleton. Zell, we
have arrived. We are the best
693
00:41:15,092 --> 00:41:17,177
trio of Cuxioliver.
694
00:41:17,577 --> 00:41:25,954
Speaker 6: Imagine Hello
everyone I am. I can't remember
695
00:41:25,994 --> 00:41:29,961
was it Zell. Zell. It's like
hello everyone, I am Zell.
696
00:41:30,670 --> 00:41:34,269
Speaker 1: I hope we can be
friends. Kane cringes, oh God.
697
00:41:36,635 --> 00:41:39,059
Speaker 2: Yeah, even Zellus is
cringing.
698
00:41:39,541 --> 00:41:40,161
Speaker 5: Oh no.
699
00:41:40,222 --> 00:41:44,878
Speaker 6: What's wrong. Do you
not think we are offering a good
700
00:41:44,938 --> 00:41:49,458
competition to you? I assure you
, we are tougher than we look.
701
00:41:50,802 --> 00:41:52,989
Speaker 2: Creepy. That's what's
wrong. You're fucking creepy.
702
00:41:53,672 --> 00:41:57,101
We're going to bring them down
with awesomeness.
703
00:41:57,590 --> 00:42:01,213
Speaker 1: The little skeleton
marionette dabs Kane, just face
704
00:42:01,275 --> 00:42:01,675
palms.
705
00:42:02,331 --> 00:42:04,835
Speaker 6: I am not creepy. That
hurts my feelings.
706
00:42:05,369 --> 00:42:10,990
Speaker 1: So who would like to
go first in all of this? So,
707
00:42:11,050 --> 00:42:14,353
zellus, the way this is going to
work, you've heard how I gave
708
00:42:14,393 --> 00:42:16,971
you the pitch before we started
the recording. Again, you need
709
00:42:16,992 --> 00:42:20,000
to think of your three dishes as
long as they're yokai influence.
710
00:42:20,610 --> 00:42:24,478
You're facing against Dick and
Joe, and he's bringing his own
711
00:42:24,539 --> 00:42:27,945
home style of hobo cookery. Oh
boy.
712
00:42:28,226 --> 00:42:29,590
Speaker 5: You think I'm pulling
. I can't already baby.
713
00:42:32,117 --> 00:42:35,737
Speaker 6: I don't think I'm
ready for this. No, no, you're
714
00:42:35,757 --> 00:42:36,059
not.
715
00:42:36,469 --> 00:42:37,014
Speaker 2: No, you're not.
716
00:42:37,849 --> 00:42:41,737
Speaker 1: So sticky Joe walks
over to the cages of all the
717
00:42:42,119 --> 00:42:46,096
different yokai creatures and
proteins and goes oh yeah, i've
718
00:42:46,115 --> 00:42:50,195
been waiting for this moment.
I'm going to show y'all all my
719
00:42:50,235 --> 00:42:54,873
different kinds of cookery and
chugery. here. I'm going to make
720
00:42:55,193 --> 00:43:00,577
my special cream chip toast. It
looks like I ain't got the right
721
00:43:00,597 --> 00:43:05,617
type of meat here normally for
it, so what can I substitute
722
00:43:05,637 --> 00:43:06,179
there for it?
723
00:43:07,471 --> 00:43:11,190
Speaker 6: I would run A hobo is
making shit on a shingle. I
724
00:43:11,251 --> 00:43:13,498
don't trust that. as far as I
can throw it up.
725
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:15,869
Speaker 5: A good man there, mr
Zell.
726
00:43:17,835 --> 00:43:19,972
Speaker 1: I'll treat you with a
sponge bath later. I'm very
727
00:43:19,992 --> 00:43:20,313
sticky.
728
00:43:22,190 --> 00:43:27,121
Speaker 6: Please, no, that's
creepy. Sticky Joe, sticky Joe.
729
00:43:27,161 --> 00:43:27,501
Speaker 5: Yes.
730
00:43:27,929 --> 00:43:30,755
Speaker 6: The living marionette
in monotone. Who speaks in
731
00:43:30,795 --> 00:43:33,442
monotone just called the hobo
creepy.
732
00:43:34,610 --> 00:43:37,199
Speaker 1: The hobo just wakes
in a camera that no one else can
733
00:43:37,259 --> 00:43:37,519
see.
734
00:43:39,634 --> 00:43:42,579
Speaker 2: Sticky Joe is the
best fucking character, David,
735
00:43:42,599 --> 00:43:43,882
that you have ever made.
736
00:43:44,550 --> 00:43:47,380
Speaker 1: Sticky Joe just has a
sponge and he just squeezes it.
737
00:43:47,510 --> 00:43:49,155
It just leaks suds in water.
738
00:43:50,891 --> 00:43:53,978
Speaker 3: Touching sticky Joe
is like touching the sticky dry
739
00:43:54,219 --> 00:43:55,460
pop in the bottom of a can.
740
00:43:58,074 --> 00:43:59,860
Speaker 5: Like I'm, talking
movie theater sticky.
741
00:44:00,873 --> 00:44:02,539
Speaker 3: I've always had a
movie theater sticky.
742
00:44:02,630 --> 00:44:04,195
Speaker 6: I know what you're
talking about, god.
743
00:44:07,574 --> 00:44:12,936
Speaker 1: I'm like, so it just
fringes. So for the protein, for
744
00:44:12,996 --> 00:44:17,811
this shit on, for his variation
of hobo shit on the shingle on
745
00:44:17,851 --> 00:44:21,420
the fire, on the firetop. He's
going to make a very special au
746
00:44:21,460 --> 00:44:25,271
jus For this au jus, but there's
no, there's no flour, there's no
747
00:44:25,331 --> 00:44:30,561
flour to be had, there's only
this strange like flour protein
748
00:44:30,601 --> 00:44:35,791
that looks like it's screaming A
mandrake. Yeah, exactly, but
749
00:44:35,811 --> 00:44:38,414
just plucking it isn't enough.
It's as if you've got a shock.
750
00:44:39,110 --> 00:44:42,378
Sticky Joe just leans over and
goes hey little little black can
751
00:44:42,438 --> 00:44:45,110
I get you to grind you up into
what would be that flour? And
752
00:44:45,130 --> 00:44:48,358
his breath leaks out and the
plant just falls over.
753
00:44:48,378 --> 00:44:50,690
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll do it,
that'll do it. Violence, the
754
00:44:50,731 --> 00:44:51,313
mandrake.
755
00:44:55,030 --> 00:44:57,815
Speaker 1: So I got my flour
from my toast now and this will
756
00:44:57,835 --> 00:45:02,297
help me make my bread and my au
jus. And now he's not going to
757
00:45:02,338 --> 00:45:05,010
get for like what normally be,
because I'm trying to remember
758
00:45:05,271 --> 00:45:08,675
it's corn beef. There we go,
normally it would be a corn beef
759
00:45:08,675 --> 00:45:11,371
, but he's going to be exotted
and he's actually going to go
760
00:45:11,411 --> 00:45:12,114
for a poultry.
761
00:45:12,570 --> 00:45:15,416
Speaker 6: I saw shit on a
shingle. Was like either ground
762
00:45:15,476 --> 00:45:19,304
beef or like leftover like chewy
steak that got rehydrated.
763
00:45:19,871 --> 00:45:22,177
Speaker 4: It's corn beef in a
cream sauce.
764
00:45:22,559 --> 00:45:26,498
Speaker 1: Yup, he's going for
the traditional World War. one
765
00:45:26,559 --> 00:45:30,878
variation Shit on a shingle is
very famous from all quiet on
766
00:45:30,898 --> 00:45:31,860
the Western front.
767
00:45:32,411 --> 00:45:33,315
Speaker 4: They all fucking
hated it.
768
00:45:34,431 --> 00:45:37,949
Speaker 6: They fucking despised
it. I mean it's corn beef. Then
769
00:45:37,969 --> 00:45:41,358
again, the only corn beef hash
that I've had is from a can,
770
00:45:41,599 --> 00:45:45,597
which reminded me of dog food,
both in smell and look.
771
00:45:46,110 --> 00:45:47,034
Speaker 4: Oh, that's what it is
.
772
00:45:47,409 --> 00:45:49,733
Speaker 1: It's all they have
for canned. I'm so happy that
773
00:45:49,773 --> 00:45:52,182
you mentioned the potato,
because he does have to get a
774
00:45:52,222 --> 00:45:57,356
potato and this potato is
actually animated because I
775
00:45:57,376 --> 00:46:01,269
believe is it the Omanjaku that
is the walking umbrella? Is it
776
00:46:01,311 --> 00:46:02,375
the umbrella with the eyes?
777
00:46:02,757 --> 00:46:05,568
Speaker 6: Wait hang on, let me
look that up. I don't know the
778
00:46:05,590 --> 00:46:08,197
name, i think the Omanjaku is
the priest one.
779
00:46:08,538 --> 00:46:11,335
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's so, this
is so, basically, this potato is
780
00:46:11,355 --> 00:46:13,440
the variation of the umbrella
with the eyes.
781
00:46:13,780 --> 00:46:17,775
Speaker 6: Okay, that's the Kase
Obake. So this would be the Kase
782
00:46:17,795 --> 00:46:18,177
Obake.
783
00:46:18,610 --> 00:46:22,893
Speaker 1: This would be the
Spuddle Ocabe. He's just hey,
784
00:46:22,914 --> 00:46:27,010
i'm going to need you so I can
make my hash, and once again,
785
00:46:27,132 --> 00:46:30,157
it's just the smell that
emanates from sticky Joe just
786
00:46:30,219 --> 00:46:34,597
makes the spud go. And then,
finally, instead of a corn beef,
787
00:46:34,657 --> 00:46:39,097
he's going with a poultry. Now
this, now normally the, because
788
00:46:39,117 --> 00:46:43,972
you actually mentioned the. It's
the blade is license of win, is
789
00:46:43,992 --> 00:46:44,655
the keto?
790
00:46:45,793 --> 00:46:47,731
Speaker 6: Oh, i was talking
about the tomokachi. The
791
00:46:48,050 --> 00:46:50,978
tomokachi, that's what, the
sickle weasel. There we go.
792
00:46:51,018 --> 00:46:52,059
Speaker 1: This is the sickle
chicken.
793
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:53,541
Speaker 6: Yeah, so that would
be.
794
00:46:53,802 --> 00:46:58,672
Speaker 1: Tori, the Toro the
Torochi. So all sticky Joe does
795
00:46:58,914 --> 00:47:02,922
is just he raises an armpit,
fans underneath his arm and
796
00:47:03,003 --> 00:47:07,152
where the slice would have came,
it just plops down. Boy, I think
797
00:47:07,193 --> 00:47:11,856
he already got some cheese, so
he gets to cooking and he's
798
00:47:11,876 --> 00:47:16,561
preparing his first dish. Now,
silas, this could be anything
799
00:47:16,641 --> 00:47:19,793
you want, as long as it just has
some form of yokai twist to it.
800
00:47:20,650 --> 00:47:25,443
Speaker 3: So I think so. Silas
had thousands of years of just
801
00:47:25,764 --> 00:47:29,117
kind of bullshitting till we got
the call to find his destined.
802
00:47:29,289 --> 00:47:33,280
So he did experiment with
cooking, with local flora and
803
00:47:33,300 --> 00:47:36,617
fauna. So the first thing that
comes to mind is huh, you know
804
00:47:36,637 --> 00:47:41,534
what I'm going to make? pixie
bites to actual pixies. I love
805
00:47:41,635 --> 00:47:47,481
it. So Silas goes to over the
pixies are and he reaches out
806
00:47:47,521 --> 00:47:50,398
his hand, he makes it shimmer a
little because pixies like shiny
807
00:47:50,438 --> 00:47:54,157
things, and as they're drawn in
he has a quick little crunch,
808
00:47:55,349 --> 00:48:00,077
then he carefully pretty much
uses their bodies as like a
809
00:48:00,298 --> 00:48:01,481
mushroom caps, so to speak.
810
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:02,943
Speaker 1: And stuff. I love it.
811
00:48:03,869 --> 00:48:06,797
Speaker 3: Only pork, haggis,
shiitake, mushrooms and just a
812
00:48:06,838 --> 00:48:08,141
slight ascent of soy sauce.
813
00:48:09,574 --> 00:48:15,380
Speaker 1: I love it. It's
magnificent. Hey there, boy. Oh,
814
00:48:15,440 --> 00:48:17,490
you look like you really know
what you're going to do. I'm
815
00:48:17,510 --> 00:48:20,590
going to look like I'm going to
need to do my secret Need to put
816
00:48:20,711 --> 00:48:25,615
in a really secret ingredient.
You see, i got here a can of
817
00:48:25,655 --> 00:48:35,318
some neurocabe beans Really
beans. For those who don't know,
818
00:48:35,338 --> 00:48:38,063
neurocabe are literally the
yokai that are just plaster
819
00:48:38,103 --> 00:48:44,275
walls, so these beans just look
like walls with faces. And yeah,
820
00:48:44,295 --> 00:48:48,514
these are the neurocabe beans.
And he just it's just a can of
821
00:48:48,534 --> 00:48:54,952
beans over an open flame. He's a
damn hobo, okay, and going with
822
00:48:55,032 --> 00:48:59,228
theme from this, because I
imagine you went ham with your
823
00:48:59,268 --> 00:49:02,958
sticky joe hobo dish he looks
around and he finds a pie
824
00:49:03,018 --> 00:49:05,965
cooling on his window sill and
just steals it.
825
00:49:07,309 --> 00:49:07,710
Speaker 6: I mean as you do.
826
00:49:08,391 --> 00:49:10,960
Speaker 1: You see a little old
lady just go. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
827
00:49:10,960 --> 00:49:12,686
, ah, ah ah ah, ah, ah ah.
828
00:49:12,851 --> 00:49:17,690
Speaker 5: She shakes her
rolling pin. I got here a pie.
829
00:49:19,023 --> 00:49:19,710
Speaker 3: Oh look, sticky Jane.
830
00:49:20,271 --> 00:49:23,119
Speaker 1: I'm falling out of my
fucking chair. You okay, Brian?
831
00:49:23,710 --> 00:49:27,639
Once again, this is all only
possible because Silas' plate of
832
00:49:27,699 --> 00:49:29,623
tofu, that sticky joe.
833
00:49:29,911 --> 00:49:33,248
Speaker 6: Silas, what have you
done? Oh fine, Sticky jams and
834
00:49:33,528 --> 00:49:33,710
culture.
835
00:49:33,971 --> 00:49:37,436
Speaker 2: Steve Ravel has a
powerful character is what he
836
00:49:37,456 --> 00:49:37,717
did.
837
00:49:38,039 --> 00:49:38,840
Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
838
00:49:39,420 --> 00:49:41,978
Speaker 2: You know what Sticky
jams is the ultimate dual
839
00:49:42,018 --> 00:49:43,670
monster, oh God.
840
00:49:44,150 --> 00:49:47,521
Speaker 1: Okay, now for the
final part of this competition.
841
00:49:47,951 --> 00:49:50,925
I just need you to roll a T20
for me, David.
842
00:49:51,288 --> 00:49:51,548
Speaker 3: Oh God.
843
00:49:52,994 --> 00:49:56,291
Speaker 1: I'm crying right now.
ladies and gentlemen, Like I
844
00:49:56,311 --> 00:49:58,619
said, I was playing to go just
full ham with this.
845
00:49:59,632 --> 00:50:01,699
Speaker 3: Oh, do we get like a
performance?
846
00:50:03,755 --> 00:50:06,070
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, hold
on, i got this. Just tell me the
847
00:50:06,132 --> 00:50:07,476
number and I'll let you know.
848
00:50:07,496 --> 00:50:11,396
Speaker 5: Five You're still,
some of your cooking gets a
849
00:50:11,516 --> 00:50:12,438
fucking hobo.
850
00:50:13,090 --> 00:50:16,135
Speaker 6: Do you really think?
I mean, you got to be
851
00:50:16,195 --> 00:50:20,106
resourceful out there, so I'm
going full ham with this.
852
00:50:20,166 --> 00:50:22,677
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen,
I was just making asshole with
853
00:50:22,697 --> 00:50:23,599
the rolling pin.
854
00:50:25,096 --> 00:50:25,396
Speaker 6: Oh dear.
855
00:50:26,532 --> 00:50:29,884
Speaker 1: Gordon Flames me just
goes. Did you season this with
856
00:50:29,963 --> 00:50:31,710
debt? Yeah, of course I did.
857
00:50:31,871 --> 00:50:34,273
Speaker 5: It's my best season
there buddy, he throws the bow,
858
00:50:34,414 --> 00:50:39,699
he throws everything Sticky jams
. Silas, you hit the first bow.
859
00:50:40,099 --> 00:50:42,981
Wow A joyful explanation.
860
00:50:43,784 --> 00:50:48,918
Speaker 3: Wow, to celebrate, i
shall fuse a butterfly with a
861
00:50:48,978 --> 00:50:51,543
ladybug, a butter lady, that's
what I'll call it.
862
00:50:52,452 --> 00:50:52,894
Speaker 5: Oh, my God.
863
00:50:54,811 --> 00:50:58,338
Speaker 6: I was just trying to
figure out what the benefit of
864
00:50:58,418 --> 00:51:03,456
that is, because the ladybug can
already fly That looks prettier.
865
00:51:04,552 --> 00:51:09,434
Speaker 1: The ladybug is just,
I'm perfect. So to keep this up,
866
00:51:09,494 --> 00:51:15,873
my face is going to die, but I
You should be on camera, brian.
867
00:51:16,494 --> 00:51:20,742
Speaker 2: No, yes, yeah, yes,
and join us. I mean, that's my
868
00:51:20,802 --> 00:51:21,023
love.
869
00:51:21,730 --> 00:51:23,655
Speaker 6: You're on camera and
you know how much I hate how I
870
00:51:23,757 --> 00:51:26,235
look. Oh God, this is the best.
871
00:51:26,710 --> 00:51:29,056
Speaker 3: I look like the
poster child for birth control,
872
00:51:29,115 --> 00:51:30,539
so you should probably be on
here.
873
00:51:32,130 --> 00:51:35,358
Speaker 6: I mean, if we can
force ourselves to be on camera
874
00:51:35,378 --> 00:51:35,579
Hey.
875
00:51:37,990 --> 00:51:40,936
Speaker 5: That's my husband
Breathe, breathe.
876
00:51:43,829 --> 00:51:45,396
Speaker 6: Oh man, you got the
gamer glove.
877
00:51:45,817 --> 00:51:46,498
Speaker 4: Yes, my love.
878
00:51:47,231 --> 00:51:52,331
Speaker 1: Now go to the next
person. It's Dixie. Hey, not
879
00:51:52,351 --> 00:51:52,731
Dixie, i mean Cat.
880
00:51:53,273 --> 00:51:54,916
Speaker 6: Hello, he's not going
to survive.
881
00:51:55,717 --> 00:52:00,615
Speaker 5: No, not because He's
playing dumb. No, you thought
882
00:52:00,655 --> 00:52:03,233
you were ready. You thought you
could stand against this
883
00:52:03,273 --> 00:52:06,860
transcendentist as a wrothgar,
but he.
884
00:52:09,795 --> 00:52:14,311
Speaker 1: I am in the flesh.
ladies and gentlemen, I'm back
885
00:52:14,632 --> 00:52:21,867
and I bring the greatness that I
am, and I have prepared my
886
00:52:21,967 --> 00:52:26,838
dishes already And I gotta say,
just collapsed in the midst of,
887
00:52:26,878 --> 00:52:33,974
like wrothgar's butt cheeks, was
a tanooki. That poor tanooki He
888
00:52:34,014 --> 00:52:41,335
was just with a mighty collapse.
It's unconscious. I have to
889
00:52:41,494 --> 00:52:49,014
witness the mightiness of my
cookery. This is when some
890
00:52:49,074 --> 00:52:55,445
benevolent god just gives Dixie
like a fucking ability to just
891
00:52:56,027 --> 00:53:01,077
put a cover over wrothgar. Just,
y'all aren't just No, No, No.
892
00:53:02,730 --> 00:53:05,315
Speaker 4: You didn't do that,
and also because they're all
893
00:53:05,335 --> 00:53:07,960
distracted. She's going to rob
everyone.
894
00:53:09,769 --> 00:53:11,293
Speaker 2: Oh my god, my face
hurts.
895
00:53:13,789 --> 00:53:15,856
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's
technically impounded, but she
896
00:53:15,916 --> 00:53:18,278
wasn't the Dixie.
897
00:53:18,865 --> 00:53:23,257
Speaker 5: Well, Silas you, you
find yourself with.
898
00:53:24,286 --> 00:53:27,173
Speaker 1: Where are your
jackets gone? You have no idea
899
00:53:27,233 --> 00:53:30,650
how the fuck they stole it.
You're still just Oh, wait out.
900
00:53:31,492 --> 00:53:37,411
Oh, dude. No, Oh, you're missing
somebody Next to you's that good
901
00:53:37,411 --> 00:53:37,411
?
902
00:53:37,766 --> 00:53:40,311
Speaker 3: Not my jacket And not
my reserve muffin.
903
00:53:40,706 --> 00:53:43,574
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, he says
he never missed any roll.
904
00:53:47,052 --> 00:53:48,956
Speaker 1: My editor is amazing.
905
00:53:53,213 --> 00:53:54,195
Speaker 4: Don't die of it.
906
00:53:54,925 --> 00:53:59,114
Speaker 5: Yeah, take this away,
take it away, take it away, Take
907
00:53:59,134 --> 00:54:00,856
the seat away, you tiny.
908
00:54:01,945 --> 00:54:03,612
Speaker 3: You're alive and
still hurt. It's glitching out
909
00:54:03,632 --> 00:54:04,989
your screen, yeah, no.
910
00:54:05,465 --> 00:54:09,074
Speaker 1: The camera's on its
last run anyway, but still it's
911
00:54:09,114 --> 00:54:09,596
worth it.
912
00:54:10,324 --> 00:54:11,670
Speaker 3: You broke the
make-tricks.
913
00:54:12,666 --> 00:54:15,791
Speaker 1: My face hurts so much
. Oh, my tooth.
914
00:54:16,806 --> 00:54:21,572
Speaker 6: Um, so I'm trying not
to smile, because I would feel
915
00:54:21,612 --> 00:54:24,909
like an idiot by smiling too
much. So I'm there with you.
916
00:54:25,905 --> 00:54:29,351
Speaker 4: So, uh, she's gonna
make three dishes from three
917
00:54:29,391 --> 00:54:34,327
like inspired by three different
uh yokai, and none of them have
918
00:54:34,347 --> 00:54:38,275
meat, because she didn't know
about me, uh, where she was like
919
00:54:38,295 --> 00:54:42,487
the time when she was from. So
the first one's anara-zushi,
920
00:54:42,528 --> 00:54:46,193
which is the fried tofu, like
soy sauce, with a bigger rice in
921
00:54:46,233 --> 00:54:51,121
the middle, uh, accompanied by
like spring onions, uh, fish
922
00:54:51,202 --> 00:54:53,125
cake and a genma-tate.
923
00:54:53,668 --> 00:54:57,231
Speaker 1: I love it. I love it
so much. You know I can't do it.
924
00:54:57,251 --> 00:55:01,021
I'm not gonna be cruel because
you put Shizuko puts all this
925
00:55:01,242 --> 00:55:05,007
all in Gordon. when he takes
He's just this is this is You're
926
00:55:05,047 --> 00:55:08,206
amazing The way you work this
dish. But then he looks at
927
00:55:08,266 --> 00:55:11,536
Rothgaard's and you see, the
thing is he didn't actually cook
928
00:55:11,615 --> 00:55:14,851
anything. He knocked out the
tanuki, but when it woke up he
929
00:55:14,931 --> 00:55:19,867
forced it to sign into his tag
team. Oh, God. And he just
930
00:55:19,927 --> 00:55:21,958
growled up some protein sake.
931
00:55:22,822 --> 00:55:25,032
Speaker 5: Oh Christ, It's just
a protein sake.
932
00:55:28,554 --> 00:55:28,914
Speaker 6: Why.
933
00:55:29,304 --> 00:55:32,538
Speaker 1: Because this is me,
and I put a lot of thought into
934
00:55:32,577 --> 00:55:34,244
this and how I could do this for
you guys.
935
00:55:35,027 --> 00:55:39,130
Speaker 6: I mean to be fair. it
is Rothgaard, so Wait till you
936
00:55:39,150 --> 00:55:41,123
see what I have in store for you
, Oh good.
937
00:55:41,927 --> 00:55:44,554
Speaker 3: You know I can just
imagine how Rothgaard like met
938
00:55:44,574 --> 00:55:47,793
this tanuki. You wanna know what
I do to sweet little things like
939
00:55:47,833 --> 00:55:48,034
you.
940
00:55:48,545 --> 00:55:51,675
Speaker 5: I put you in my ass
and I dance and dance and dance.
941
00:55:53,268 --> 00:55:57,164
Speaker 2: I just think I'm a
big old, beefy old Hulk Hogan.
942
00:55:57,666 --> 00:56:00,835
That's just really stupid, i
mean.
943
00:56:03,048 --> 00:56:03,710
Speaker 5: That's what.
944
00:56:03,751 --> 00:56:08,934
Speaker 2: Rothgaard is Yep. I
used to love watching wrestling.
945
00:56:09,987 --> 00:56:13,730
Speaker 5: Can you feel it? Can
you Please get out of my kitchen
946
00:56:13,730 --> 00:56:19,489
? Okay, Oh yeah, And now? Oh God
, Oh, my God.
947
00:56:22,130 --> 00:56:22,791
Speaker 1: It's time for.
948
00:56:22,913 --> 00:56:26,545
Speaker 6: Alistair, oh goodie,
i'm so glad I'm lost. So what am
949
00:56:26,626 --> 00:56:27,710
I facing, dear friend?
950
00:56:28,264 --> 00:56:30,690
Speaker 1: Remember, i told her
for you, i'm a Solomon.
951
00:56:31,311 --> 00:56:32,434
Speaker 5: Oh right, Mmm.
952
00:56:33,898 --> 00:56:37,675
Speaker 6: So So this is the
appetizer course. I'm hearing
953
00:56:37,735 --> 00:56:38,036
correct.
954
00:56:40,708 --> 00:56:44,855
Speaker 1: With Solomon's foot
down by Greta's cute, will tall
955
00:56:44,875 --> 00:56:50,927
their legs, go out and there's
this big old your eye. It's not
956
00:56:51,007 --> 00:56:56,492
the beautiful ice spiritus, it's
more just like a big thing of
957
00:56:56,532 --> 00:57:01,393
just ice creature. And when it
looks at Solomon its heart melts
958
00:57:01,393 --> 00:57:07,414
, oh wow, and it just shatters
into like literally shaved ice.
959
00:57:08,505 --> 00:57:12,585
And Solomon picks, like he gets
a bowl and picks And gets a big
960
00:57:12,626 --> 00:57:15,833
old bowl of the shaved ice and
he pours just cherry syrup on it
961
00:57:15,833 --> 00:57:18,525
. And there you go, there's his
dish, here's a toddler. What's
962
00:57:18,565 --> 00:57:22,088
he gonna cook? That's fair. So
there you go, take it away,
963
00:57:22,148 --> 00:57:22,509
alistair.
964
00:57:25,309 --> 00:57:27,014
Speaker 6: So we have to come up
with a protein.
965
00:57:27,786 --> 00:57:30,353
Speaker 1: Come up with a
protein and then take it away.
966
00:57:30,454 --> 00:57:33,552
For As long as it's yokai themed
, That's fair.
967
00:57:34,244 --> 00:57:38,050
Speaker 6: I was looking for
avian yokai. Ooh, there is one
968
00:57:38,110 --> 00:57:43,389
called the Basan B-A-S-A-N. I
know the Basan, the foul-like
969
00:57:43,429 --> 00:57:45,907
bird that lives in the mountains
of Eoprovince. It resembles the
970
00:57:45,947 --> 00:57:49,221
large chicken and breathes
ghostfire from its mouth. Ooh,
971
00:57:49,521 --> 00:57:50,224
why are you laughing?
972
00:57:50,485 --> 00:57:52,898
Speaker 1: No, i just like I
feel sorry for Solomon because
973
00:57:52,918 --> 00:57:54,244
he thought he was gonna win with
his dish.
974
00:57:54,887 --> 00:57:59,324
Speaker 6: You poor person. So
here's what I'm thinking I'm
975
00:57:59,344 --> 00:58:05,065
going to take a few of the Basan
, Two or three. I'm going to
976
00:58:05,507 --> 00:58:11,076
have them breathe the ghostfire
on some kindling and cook them
977
00:58:11,516 --> 00:58:15,826
over their own ghostfire. I'm
going to filet them. I'm going
978
00:58:15,867 --> 00:58:22,923
to create some breaded chicken
breasts, which I think yes, i
979
00:58:22,943 --> 00:58:26,753
will take the chicken breasts
and make cutlets out of those
980
00:58:27,034 --> 00:58:32,114
fried cutlets And I will make
chicken katsu sando out of those
981
00:58:32,114 --> 00:58:38,907
, with some Japanese mayo, some
pickled ginger I think sounds
982
00:58:38,967 --> 00:58:43,195
good and some thinly sliced
cabbage to add a little bit of
983
00:58:43,235 --> 00:58:47,773
crunch on the sandwich. I will
take the thighs and season them
984
00:58:48,193 --> 00:58:53,586
with salt and pepper, a little
seshuan pepper and some chili
985
00:58:53,907 --> 00:58:58,516
and I will make Basan yakitori
and grill that over the
986
00:58:58,556 --> 00:59:03,717
ghostfire flams and some
charcoal Fan hack tax fan hack
987
00:59:03,817 --> 00:59:07,306
tax.
I am not done yet There's still
988
00:59:07,367 --> 00:59:13,987
the wings and there's still the
drumsticks. The drumsticks are
989
00:59:14,168 --> 00:59:17,777
like the breasts going to get
breaded and fried in seasoned
990
00:59:18,016 --> 00:59:23,351
egg and flour mixture. These are
simply just drumsticks, because
991
00:59:23,391 --> 00:59:26,925
who doesn't love gnawing on a
good fried drumstick right? The
992
00:59:26,945 --> 00:59:32,224
wings I'm going to separate into
the flats and of course you know
993
00:59:32,244 --> 00:59:35,608
the little drumettes and the
flats And these I'm going to
994
00:59:35,648 --> 00:59:41,565
turn into Basan buffalo chicken
wings with the spiciest pepper I
995
00:59:41,585 --> 00:59:46,666
can find available, but not so
spicy that it's inedible. I want
996
00:59:46,746 --> 00:59:49,967
a good heat, i want them to get
a good sweat, i want them to
997
00:59:50,126 --> 00:59:53,436
work for these. For these you
know half dozen chicken wings,
998
00:59:53,755 --> 00:59:56,911
but I want them to enjoy it and
not regret it later, if you know
999
00:59:56,952 --> 01:00:01,112
what I mean. And this is what I
present to Gordon Flamesy.
1000
01:00:02,106 --> 01:00:05,905
Speaker 1: It's a tear comes to
his eye. It's, my God, this
1001
01:00:05,987 --> 01:00:09,927
Solomon, he has to tip his head
to you. It's, the little guy is
1002
01:00:09,967 --> 01:00:13,351
just fucking impressed. Even
he's eating, devouring it.
1003
01:00:13,644 --> 01:00:19,806
Careful, those are spicy wings,
the burn is worth it, my God,
1004
01:00:19,907 --> 01:00:25,862
it's. I mean you and Chisako I
mean, and Silas. Already, you
1005
01:00:25,922 --> 01:00:27,590
three are already destroying it.
1006
01:00:27,965 --> 01:00:30,737
Speaker 6: I mean Alistair, he
would have taken a fork and
1007
01:00:30,858 --> 01:00:34,088
punctured the chicken breast and
dipped it in a, in a seasoned
1008
01:00:34,268 --> 01:00:37,744
buttermilk mixture to get that
in there and get it tender, and
1009
01:00:37,764 --> 01:00:40,280
he would have cooked it to where
it was. you know, he flattened
1010
01:00:40,340 --> 01:00:43,072
out a little bit, but he would
have fried it on on like ghost
1011
01:00:43,112 --> 01:00:46,052
fire. So it was, you know, nice
and crispy, but the chicken was
1012
01:00:46,072 --> 01:00:50,050
still juicy and soft. Yeah, like
I told you me, and a cooking
1013
01:00:50,090 --> 01:00:50,672
competition.
1014
01:00:51,945 --> 01:00:54,231
Speaker 1: So are you ready for
Kane's turn now?
1015
01:00:54,672 --> 01:00:54,994
Speaker 6: I am.
1016
01:00:55,525 --> 01:00:59,815
Speaker 1: So Kane looks and
he's like oh, alistair, it's out
1017
01:00:59,855 --> 01:01:04,927
of mine, i am not in competition
with dolls anymore. And he goes
1018
01:01:05,208 --> 01:01:08,882
and he's going to. he was going
to prepare one dish because he
1019
01:01:08,963 --> 01:01:12,231
knows he's going to make this
amazing, because first he needs
1020
01:01:12,251 --> 01:01:19,788
to prepare his in net in net, in
Nenra Katsu cutlet. The Nenra is
1021
01:01:20,208 --> 01:01:23,876
a Japanese yokai that is
composed of smoke and darkness.
1022
01:01:24,364 --> 01:01:28,094
So Kane outstretched his arm and
he just goes to just smacking
1023
01:01:28,186 --> 01:01:31,695
the shadow up until he's able
just to get a big hunking chunk
1024
01:01:31,735 --> 01:01:36,329
of shadow down that for his, for
his Katsu cutlet, and he starts
1025
01:01:36,469 --> 01:01:40,271
breading it and preparing it And
he goes now I need the perfect
1026
01:01:40,411 --> 01:01:44,329
rice and the perfect rice.
And he goes to the prepared
1027
01:01:44,409 --> 01:01:50,010
grains, which are the no para bo
grains. These are grains that
1028
01:01:50,371 --> 01:01:53,047
the no para bo, it's the
faceless man. So this is the
1029
01:01:53,106 --> 01:01:56,474
faceless grains. Oh, they
literally look like heads that
1030
01:01:56,494 --> 01:02:01,492
have no faces, so spoopy. The
flavor is just intense and
1031
01:02:01,574 --> 01:02:06,809
insane. It's it goes perfect
with the Nenra, but still he is
1032
01:02:06,909 --> 01:02:12,583
not done, because for the for,
for his buttermilk, of course
1033
01:02:12,623 --> 01:02:15,467
he's going to prepare his own
buttermilk. So he went out and
1034
01:02:15,527 --> 01:02:20,235
he sucked, sunk after the
gashara dokuro, gashara dokuro
1035
01:02:20,657 --> 01:02:25,452
cow. This is what it looks like
a skeletal cow, but some of the
1036
01:02:25,492 --> 01:02:26,315
gashara dokuro.
1037
01:02:26,375 --> 01:02:27,938
Speaker 6: is that giant
skeleton?
1038
01:02:28,224 --> 01:02:30,954
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is a giant
skeletal cow that somehow has
1039
01:02:31,074 --> 01:02:36,210
udders. And he milks it and he
gets a special vinegar that is
1040
01:02:36,250 --> 01:02:40,409
prepared by the baka-neko And
using the baka-neko vinegar with
1041
01:02:40,429 --> 01:02:44,177
the gashara dokuro cow, he makes
the gashara dokuro buttermilk
1042
01:02:44,545 --> 01:02:49,650
And he dips the and he dips the
Nenra And makes the Nenra katsu
1043
01:02:49,670 --> 01:02:54,152
cutlet. He fries it in a special
oil that is got from the depths
1044
01:02:54,293 --> 01:02:57,427
of the ocean, from where
well-moon king. This is a
1045
01:02:57,467 --> 01:03:01,289
special oil because it never
dirties. It is able to be used
1046
01:03:01,351 --> 01:03:04,722
for life. Uh-oh, we lost Silas.
He's not going to be able to get
1047
01:03:04,784 --> 01:03:06,809
the gashara back, he's just he
was using a mobile hotspot.
1048
01:03:07,190 --> 01:03:09,195
Speaker 6: Yep, that was back. I
bet his phone died.
1049
01:03:10,125 --> 01:03:13,085
Speaker 1: And so, finally, he
fries up the katsu cutlets. He's
1050
01:03:13,164 --> 01:03:20,876
cooked the noborobo rice And not
to be outdone by his good friend
1051
01:03:20,876 --> 01:03:25,148
, any good katsu cutlet over
rice needs to have some egg, but
1052
01:03:25,327 --> 01:03:27,132
it cannot be just any.
1053
01:03:27,293 --> 01:03:27,554
Speaker 6: No.
1054
01:03:28,364 --> 01:03:31,594
Speaker 1: This is an egg from a
legendary beast.
1055
01:03:31,614 --> 01:03:34,291
Speaker 6: This What beast are
you picking this one from?
1056
01:03:34,744 --> 01:03:36,010
Speaker 1: The Joro Gumo.
1057
01:03:36,704 --> 01:03:38,150
Speaker 6: A spider egg.
1058
01:03:38,592 --> 01:03:38,954
Speaker 1: Yes.
1059
01:03:39,605 --> 01:03:43,309
Speaker 2: The spider is a
spider egg, isn't that from
1060
01:03:43,329 --> 01:03:43,871
Honto Honto?
1061
01:03:44,585 --> 01:03:48,275
Speaker 6: No, the Joro Gumo is
a um is a yokai spider.
1062
01:03:49,016 --> 01:03:52,384
Speaker 2: Oh, oh. Real big, Oh,
I yeah.
1063
01:03:53,126 --> 01:03:55,987
Speaker 6: Like like literally
monstrously big. I know what
1064
01:03:56,007 --> 01:03:56,951
you're talking about.
1065
01:03:57,545 --> 01:04:00,833
Speaker 1: And to prepare with
the yuzo sauce. there is a
1066
01:04:01,054 --> 01:04:07,606
legendary beast. This beast
transcends mythologies. I had to
1067
01:04:07,708 --> 01:04:12,065
include it because it's a very
special beast. Hold on, because
1068
01:04:12,085 --> 01:04:19,398
from this the most beautiful,
delicious umami glaze can be got
1069
01:04:19,398 --> 01:04:22,132
. So hold on, let me make sure I
get this.
1070
01:04:22,885 --> 01:04:26,443
Speaker 5: It is from the mighty
Grootslang.
1071
01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:32,331
Speaker 1: Oh, the Grootslang.
This beast is so mighty and
1072
01:04:32,512 --> 01:04:36,572
godlike. Kane goes out and all
we see is just a gargantuan
1073
01:04:36,713 --> 01:04:40,753
snake-like body. And then an
elephant head comes down and
1074
01:04:40,793 --> 01:04:45,750
from his mouth drips down the
almighty Grootslang sauce, yuzo
1075
01:04:45,809 --> 01:04:50,208
sauce. Kane bows to the mighty
Grootslang And there we have it.
1076
01:04:50,664 --> 01:04:54,630
Just a simple jibo jibo-balo.
Sorry, just got to make sure I
1077
01:04:54,670 --> 01:04:59,925
have a Grootslang yuzo sauce
over a gashiro gashiro
1078
01:05:01,447 --> 01:05:08,614
Gash-a-dokuro. Inera buttermilk,
inera katsu, cutlet over the
1079
01:05:08,835 --> 01:05:10,518
nobora bow rice.
1080
01:05:10,978 --> 01:05:13,320
Speaker 6: Good grief. Simple,
yeah, simple.
1081
01:05:14,688 --> 01:05:18,027
Speaker 1: No, that's why I love
this man And the entire time.
1082
01:05:18,409 --> 01:05:22,396
Kane just puts his heart and
soul and everything into this
1083
01:05:22,456 --> 01:05:26,193
dish. Where something happens,
ladies and gentlemen, What
1084
01:05:26,233 --> 01:05:29,170
happens? Gordon can't help
himself. he gets up and he
1085
01:05:29,250 --> 01:05:30,432
starts cooking with Kane.
1086
01:05:30,733 --> 01:05:31,195
Speaker 6: Wow.
1087
01:05:31,885 --> 01:05:35,112
Speaker 1: It's as if just two
friends just in the kitchen
1088
01:05:35,193 --> 01:05:37,887
cooking together. Aw, and
there's enough portions for
1089
01:05:37,907 --> 01:05:41,353
everybody. Kane forgot this was
a competition at this point,
1090
01:05:41,505 --> 01:05:44,934
cause remember I told you, kane
evolved into generosity. Oh,
1091
01:05:44,994 --> 01:05:48,605
dear So he's just at the point
of making everyone happy. He's
1092
01:05:48,726 --> 01:05:54,027
even made enough for Pappy and
Zell, aw, and in this moment,
1093
01:05:54,427 --> 01:05:58,536
like everyone, even sticky Joe's
. just hey, even I, oh, even I,
1094
01:05:58,635 --> 01:06:02,887
i get a bowl. This is pretty
damn good. okay, you know I
1095
01:06:02,927 --> 01:06:04,590
wasn't gonna do kind of a joke,
but yeah.
1096
01:06:07,644 --> 01:06:10,471
Speaker 6: Alistair hugs his
friend as Kane gives him his
1097
01:06:10,552 --> 01:06:12,275
portion and just happily eats.
1098
01:06:12,757 --> 01:06:16,105
Speaker 2: The end, let's go. I
guess Kane on the cheek. Good
1099
01:06:16,126 --> 01:06:16,568
job baby.
1100
01:06:17,164 --> 01:06:20,737
Speaker 1: As you guys eat,
you're just taking back to your
1101
01:06:20,797 --> 01:06:24,028
childhoods and you remember
being made that favorite dish
1102
01:06:24,088 --> 01:06:27,512
when you were young. Even you,
Silas, you're back in the damn
1103
01:06:27,572 --> 01:06:31,487
monastery and you remember the
head monk making you just this
1104
01:06:31,949 --> 01:06:36,110
special meal. just for you It
would be a special naan, a
1105
01:06:36,170 --> 01:06:36,932
cheese naan.
1106
01:06:37,313 --> 01:06:37,594
Speaker 6: Ooh.
1107
01:06:38,405 --> 01:06:41,713
Speaker 3: The Silas is just
like one back and he's like it's
1108
01:06:41,773 --> 01:06:45,612
enough to make a grown man cry.
Oh, this man, get back up there.
1109
01:06:45,672 --> 01:06:48,231
tear, this tear just like goes
back up into his eye.
1110
01:06:48,644 --> 01:06:49,349
Speaker 5: I'm so happy.
1111
01:06:50,085 --> 01:06:51,170
Speaker 6: I understood that
reference.
1112
01:06:52,690 --> 01:06:55,951
Speaker 1: I love that movie so
much, I love that movie so much.
1113
01:06:56,905 --> 01:07:02,967
Speaker 5: So if it's a It's
gonna be so good dude, yeah,
1114
01:07:02,987 --> 01:07:09,096
dude dude, this is going to be
one of the best.
1115
01:07:09,376 --> 01:07:11,905
Speaker 1: I really think this
is going to be worth the money
1116
01:07:12,106 --> 01:07:14,791
for the premium content, if
Alistair's going to love it.
1117
01:07:16,007 --> 01:07:17,353
Speaker 6: I hope so, i really
do.
1118
01:07:18,085 --> 01:07:20,809
Speaker 1: It has been so much
fun. We're all being so silly.
1119
01:07:21,251 --> 01:07:26,014
Speaker 2: Oh man, I just
realized I panicked for nothing
1120
01:07:26,114 --> 01:07:30,210
Like I gotta. Oh my God, I wrote
down three dishes for nothing.
1121
01:07:30,831 --> 01:07:33,590
Speaker 1: It's You're going to
get up against a minotaur. What
1122
01:07:33,610 --> 01:07:36,771
do you? He's going to wait till
you. Just wait, just wait.
1123
01:07:37,945 --> 01:07:40,911
Speaker 2: Oh, because when you
highlighted that emotional
1124
01:07:41,052 --> 01:07:43,657
moment, it's like what's the
point of Silas' cooking then?
1125
01:07:45,690 --> 01:07:48,016
Speaker 6: I mean, it still is
technically a contest.
1126
01:07:48,364 --> 01:07:52,474
Speaker 1: Well, i have one more
surprise. So I still need you to
1127
01:07:52,753 --> 01:07:54,777
cook because I have one more
surprise.
1128
01:07:55,425 --> 01:07:57,652
Speaker 2: Then you should
probably check your messages,
1129
01:07:57,811 --> 01:07:59,215
because Bestie answered.
1130
01:08:00,728 --> 01:08:03,054
Speaker 1: So, Eric, what would
Zell prepare?
1131
01:08:03,465 --> 01:08:04,891
Speaker 6: I'm glad you asked
Brian.
1132
01:08:05,427 --> 01:08:07,753
Speaker 2: Now I get to see his
face when I do the Zell voice,
1133
01:08:08,666 --> 01:08:10,231
As if he can't get in the queue
though.
1134
01:08:12,405 --> 01:08:15,835
Speaker 6: Zell has prepared a
simple bone broth. It's Papi's
1135
01:08:15,875 --> 01:08:16,376
specialty.
1136
01:08:16,867 --> 01:08:18,171
Speaker 5: Of course they did.
1137
01:08:18,604 --> 01:08:21,073
Speaker 6: It will, of course,
have something in it, not just a
1138
01:08:21,113 --> 01:08:26,073
broth. It will be prepared with
a side of noodles and a demon
1139
01:08:26,353 --> 01:08:30,608
spicy cutlet as well. I don't
know, i'm pulling this out of my
1140
01:08:30,628 --> 01:08:36,476
ass. I love it. So I mean I
can't do the voice long.
1141
01:08:37,167 --> 01:08:39,872
Speaker 1: I have to plot things
out for that so it makes sense,
1142
01:08:41,685 --> 01:08:44,247
i get exactly what you're going
for. This is great.
1143
01:08:44,744 --> 01:08:48,154
Speaker 6: So I have taken a
demon bore and I have
1144
01:08:48,213 --> 01:08:51,733
slaughtered it, i have
tenderized it and I have put
1145
01:08:51,773 --> 01:08:56,130
spices on it They're very spicy
And then I've breaded it and
1146
01:08:56,190 --> 01:09:01,533
fried it. I'm particularly proud
of the bone broth being Papi's
1147
01:09:01,573 --> 01:09:05,128
specialty, as he is a bone
puppet. I thought it was funny,
1148
01:09:05,409 --> 01:09:06,252
ha ha.
1149
01:09:07,587 --> 01:09:09,826
Speaker 1: Gordon's so scared
and terrified, he's just
1150
01:09:09,905 --> 01:09:13,795
terrified to eat the dish. And I
need to know how each one of you
1151
01:09:13,814 --> 01:09:16,375
guys reacted to this, because
that picture I just posted in
1152
01:09:16,416 --> 01:09:19,332
the Discord channel. Listeners,
i posted a picture How do you.
1153
01:09:19,766 --> 01:09:21,676
Speaker 6: It also probably
doesn't help that the steam from
1154
01:09:21,695 --> 01:09:24,911
the bone broth soup makes kind
of a skull shape as it wafs up.
1155
01:09:25,386 --> 01:09:28,957
Speaker 1: Yeah, he just pushes
that aside. Mmm, yeah, it's
1156
01:09:29,018 --> 01:09:33,851
delicious. Oh, I'm not eating
that. So the entire time this
1157
01:09:33,872 --> 01:09:38,024
has been happening, this golden
fish shape has been swimming at
1158
01:09:38,185 --> 01:09:41,877
light speed and, because of how
fast it goes, a piece of it
1159
01:09:41,938 --> 01:09:45,730
comes off and another one is
born, hence the name. Another,
1160
01:09:46,292 --> 01:09:50,532
Oh, After each one of you guys
cooked, a small piece of another
1161
01:09:50,631 --> 01:09:54,546
has been seriously approaching
you guys. How does each one of
1162
01:09:54,587 --> 01:09:59,145
you react? and it's shining
golden, It's gold. So actually,
1163
01:09:59,206 --> 01:10:01,833
here's a perfect, better picture
of how they appear.
1164
01:10:03,328 --> 01:10:03,448
Speaker 5: Ooh.
1165
01:10:04,284 --> 01:10:06,734
Speaker 1: That's literally
what's approaching you curiously
1166
01:10:06,734 --> 01:10:06,734
.
1167
01:10:07,286 --> 01:10:09,432
Speaker 6: She's the cause of
the night this swimming around
1168
01:10:09,453 --> 01:10:12,042
the boat. I was actually
thinking of doing similar with
1169
01:10:12,099 --> 01:10:15,230
Kat, except I was going to offer
it a little piece of food.
1170
01:10:15,551 --> 01:10:17,194
Speaker 1: Yeah So let's just, i
got a question.
1171
01:10:17,555 --> 01:10:18,756
Speaker 2: Intrigued by it.
1172
01:10:19,077 --> 01:10:23,385
Speaker 3: Yes, silas. So
because Silas has total recall
1173
01:10:23,512 --> 01:10:27,537
and he's pretty much a god like,
is he able to keep track of its
1174
01:10:27,618 --> 01:10:31,780
movements? Easily Cool. So go
ahead. I was going to say you go
1175
01:10:31,820 --> 01:10:37,096
first. Okay, i want to create a
little mini pocket dimension so
1176
01:10:37,176 --> 01:10:40,407
I can create a whole little
pocket dimension full of these
1177
01:10:40,447 --> 01:10:42,993
fishies, because they're pretty
and Silas likes them.
1178
01:10:43,545 --> 01:10:45,810
Speaker 1: As it's swimming
around you, a small piece of
1179
01:10:45,869 --> 01:10:50,068
another goes towards the pocket
dimension and yeah, that'll just
1180
01:10:50,087 --> 01:10:53,331
happen. As it's flying at light
speed, just more and more,
1181
01:10:53,390 --> 01:10:57,167
breaks away in a massive school
of another forms in your pocket
1182
01:10:57,188 --> 01:11:01,533
dimension. Ooh, now each one of
them, happily, is reacting to
1183
01:11:01,594 --> 01:11:04,752
you. This is important because
when you look at your cooking
1184
01:11:04,792 --> 01:11:07,740
stations, there's now golden
cookware.
1185
01:11:08,743 --> 01:11:08,863
Speaker 5: Ooh.
1186
01:11:09,707 --> 01:11:12,846
Speaker 3: And we got the golden
cards from Animal Crossing. So
1187
01:11:12,886 --> 01:11:13,309
what's up?
1188
01:11:15,028 --> 01:11:17,469
Speaker 1: Well, this is item.
These are the only items that
1189
01:11:17,488 --> 01:11:22,490
can cook another And hold on. I
have to make sure I get what
1190
01:11:22,690 --> 01:11:29,043
Gordon Flamesby looks like
properly. All right, Oh, I.
1191
01:11:32,542 --> 01:11:33,364
Speaker 5: Wrong one.
1192
01:11:33,739 --> 01:11:36,694
Speaker 3: What are you doing
that? So Sylas just realized uh,
1193
01:11:36,975 --> 01:11:41,890
be better prepped. Um, he's like
man I cooked a lizard person for
1194
01:11:41,951 --> 01:11:46,729
nothing. Oh well, it's not going
to waste. I learned this recipe
1195
01:11:46,829 --> 01:11:51,229
for, uh, how to spin roots. A
lizard person from a half-work.
1196
01:11:51,903 --> 01:11:52,264
Speaker 6: Oh dear.
1197
01:11:53,480 --> 01:11:54,585
Speaker 3: The lesson is the
story.
1198
01:11:56,082 --> 01:11:57,609
Speaker 2: We don't talk about
that story.
1199
01:11:57,900 --> 01:12:00,221
Speaker 3: Gotcha Shameless.
1200
01:12:02,140 --> 01:12:03,667
Speaker 2: I will admit, it was
delicious though.
1201
01:12:03,940 --> 01:12:08,765
Speaker 1: My face hurts. My
face hurts. You know we'll worry
1202
01:12:08,786 --> 01:12:11,503
about what he looks like later.
It's just what's more important
1203
01:12:11,524 --> 01:12:14,444
about it is what is happening. I
want you guys to think of how,
1204
01:12:14,465 --> 01:12:18,684
because another may look like a
fish, but it's more about your
1205
01:12:18,764 --> 01:12:21,884
imagination when it comes to
cooking another, because it
1206
01:12:21,944 --> 01:12:24,158
takes on whatever you want it to
be.
1207
01:12:24,621 --> 01:12:25,725
Speaker 4: Living that light
speed.
1208
01:12:28,002 --> 01:12:30,809
Speaker 1: But we come to our
last and final bout, which is
1209
01:12:30,849 --> 01:12:35,087
between the oh god, the Minotaur
and Celeste.
1210
01:12:35,501 --> 01:12:35,822
Speaker 6: Oh dear.
1211
01:12:39,984 --> 01:12:40,667
Speaker 3: The Minotaur.
1212
01:12:41,921 --> 01:12:43,969
Speaker 2: Uh, David, you know
the Minotaur too.
1213
01:12:45,805 --> 01:12:49,159
Speaker 1: Okay, so I was told
this is how the voice has to be.
1214
01:12:49,180 --> 01:12:50,725
so, Oh boy.
1215
01:12:52,185 --> 01:12:54,059
Speaker 3: So Silas was debating
on fusing this thing with
1216
01:12:54,078 --> 01:12:57,354
something, but after looking at
it he's like, yeah, there's
1217
01:12:57,416 --> 01:13:00,139
nothing more that I can do to
this that nature hasn't already
1218
01:13:00,158 --> 01:13:00,239
done.
1219
01:13:00,780 --> 01:13:04,988
Speaker 1: So the Minotaur walks
over to all the yokai creatures
1220
01:13:05,529 --> 01:13:07,913
and just lets out this mighty
saying.
1221
01:13:09,103 --> 01:13:18,485
Speaker 5: Here it goes. Here it
goes. What I'm being a kid on
1222
01:13:18,525 --> 01:13:24,145
you. Oh boy, i'm gonna catch
them and love them and just
1223
01:13:24,185 --> 01:13:27,801
tweet them with all the kindness
in the world. Oh, christ of
1224
01:13:27,841 --> 01:13:28,865
mercy, it's George.
1225
01:13:29,600 --> 01:13:30,966
Speaker 1: Thank you, you do
exactly.
1226
01:13:31,306 --> 01:13:34,386
Speaker 6: No, I'm sorry, i will
love him and pet him and call
1227
01:13:34,447 --> 01:13:35,109
him George.
1228
01:13:35,966 --> 01:13:38,465
Speaker 5: I will call him and
my friend, don't forget to
1229
01:13:38,524 --> 01:13:40,604
squeeze him. I'm going to call
him Joe.
1230
01:13:41,300 --> 01:13:42,604
Speaker 1: Hey, that's why I got
the names to give you.
1231
01:13:43,260 --> 01:13:45,286
Speaker 5: Because you're sticky
and your name is Joe and you're
1232
01:13:45,305 --> 01:13:53,109
my friend and I love you. He
just plops a piece of raw
1233
01:13:53,510 --> 01:13:54,331
suspecting meat.
1234
01:13:57,461 --> 01:14:01,063
Speaker 1: It's just a slot. You
suspect that that is not
1235
01:14:01,143 --> 01:14:11,144
creature. It is very raw and
very bloody. Is that someone's
1236
01:14:11,184 --> 01:14:13,363
pant leg? From a distance you
just hear?
1237
01:14:13,384 --> 01:14:18,469
Speaker 5: oh, Okay, so there we
go.
1238
01:14:20,168 --> 01:14:22,363
Speaker 6: There you go, taking
the waste list. Are you okay,
1239
01:14:22,404 --> 01:14:25,947
Brian? This question is breaking
in. I need a minute.
1240
01:14:27,804 --> 01:14:33,923
Speaker 2: Oh my God, a minute,
tom. For those who do not
1241
01:14:34,003 --> 01:14:39,096
understand, is my besties
original character that we have
1242
01:14:39,136 --> 01:14:49,149
told our Lord's Squad about All
of the shenanigans and that
1243
01:14:49,789 --> 01:14:51,954
fucking piece of stumshake.
1244
01:14:52,296 --> 01:14:56,250
Speaker 3: How does So? why
they're composing themselves,
1245
01:14:56,621 --> 01:15:00,256
silo says in the corner eating
the leg of a poa, that lizard
1246
01:15:00,275 --> 01:15:01,239
person that he roasted.
1247
01:15:01,962 --> 01:15:04,845
Speaker 5: Oh, dear Oh my God.
1248
01:15:06,068 --> 01:15:13,439
Speaker 2: Thank you, Silo. Oh
God, So quick question. Is the
1249
01:15:13,460 --> 01:15:18,610
last cooking whole wonderful
proteins or does? she have the
1250
01:15:18,650 --> 01:15:18,990
golden.
1251
01:15:20,822 --> 01:15:23,740
Speaker 1: So the fish is just
watching. Right now, Take your
1252
01:15:23,801 --> 01:15:28,221
protein what you originally
could do As you notice that the
1253
01:15:28,301 --> 01:15:31,429
Minotaur looks over at you as
it's sucking in what looks like
1254
01:15:31,488 --> 01:15:32,350
an elf's foot.
1255
01:15:34,984 --> 01:15:35,686
Speaker 2: I knew that elf.
1256
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:39,865
Speaker 3: Fuck that elf. He
dissolves it. Is that his?
1257
01:15:40,390 --> 01:15:42,524
Speaker 1: other leg. Are you
getting more of these elves?
1258
01:15:43,721 --> 01:15:44,625
Speaker 6: You'll never know.
1259
01:15:45,381 --> 01:15:49,262
Speaker 2: Okay, i'm glad
honestly, we don't talk about
1260
01:15:49,302 --> 01:15:55,847
that, elf. Okay, so for Silas,
she for her forst meal, she's
1261
01:15:55,868 --> 01:15:59,940
going to make. She is going to
make a and forgive my
1262
01:16:00,020 --> 01:16:08,479
pronunciation over this a
Katahira Uwa Yoki Barbecue, and
1263
01:16:08,541 --> 01:16:14,841
she's going to use every aspect
of the, the Yoki or Okai pig. Oh
1264
01:16:14,841 --> 01:16:20,421
, she's going to make delicious
tender ribs And because she can
1265
01:16:20,462 --> 01:16:23,367
manipulate molecules, she
doesn't have to wait the hours
1266
01:16:23,427 --> 01:16:26,412
and hours it takes to make them
tender and soft and fall off the
1267
01:16:26,512 --> 01:16:32,761
bone. She's going to make crispy
pork rinds with the skin. She's
1268
01:16:32,801 --> 01:16:37,662
going to make sausage with the
rest of the body. She's going to
1269
01:16:37,682 --> 01:16:42,465
make a full, delicate barbecue
And she's going to make a
1270
01:16:42,564 --> 01:16:49,239
delicious savory barbecue sauce
with, with the blood of the pig
1271
01:16:49,981 --> 01:16:54,518
And all the techniques that Cain
has taught her how to cook since
1272
01:16:54,578 --> 01:16:57,688
they started dating, because
Cain is actually teaching her
1273
01:16:57,707 --> 01:17:02,756
how to cook. She's making pork
belly. She's making crispy pig
1274
01:17:03,099 --> 01:17:03,239
chips.
1275
01:17:04,262 --> 01:17:07,211
Speaker 6: Oh Chicharons, Oh
yeah Chicharons.
1276
01:17:09,046 --> 01:17:12,277
Speaker 2: She's making use of
every single aspect of the pig
1277
01:17:12,578 --> 01:17:13,260
Cain, just cheer us up.
1278
01:17:14,105 --> 01:17:15,978
Speaker 1: I've taught you well
Yumma.
1279
01:17:17,229 --> 01:17:21,363
I did this for you, my love.
It's just so perfect. It's just,
1280
01:17:21,743 --> 01:17:26,203
the iron chefs are easily
defeated, it's? I mean, there's
1281
01:17:26,243 --> 01:17:30,820
no competition, but Gordon can't
choose just one winner. You all
1282
01:17:30,900 --> 01:17:34,469
clearly are the winner and it
would be an honor to prepare
1283
01:17:34,689 --> 01:17:38,465
another with all of you. So in
this last special round, you
1284
01:17:38,506 --> 01:17:41,922
shall prepare another with
Gordon. Oh, and this is what you
1285
01:17:41,943 --> 01:17:45,853
will prepare. This is will be
served to all of the masses for
1286
01:17:45,872 --> 01:17:50,005
the final parts of the festival,
because one last. There is going
1287
01:17:50,046 --> 01:17:55,184
to be a certain big announcement
coming. Oh, mm-hmm, i have to be
1288
01:17:55,224 --> 01:17:57,753
really careful with how you know
what. I don't care how I
1289
01:17:57,793 --> 01:18:00,483
announce this. It's going to be
so cool, really really cool,
1290
01:18:00,523 --> 01:18:03,229
because I need all of you to be
really creative with this last
1291
01:18:03,270 --> 01:18:03,570
scene.
1292
01:18:03,831 --> 01:18:04,192
Speaker 4: All right.
1293
01:18:04,480 --> 01:18:08,085
Speaker 1: I mean really
creative. So in this final
1294
01:18:08,225 --> 01:18:10,350
moment, what do you do with
another?
1295
01:18:12,363 --> 01:18:14,547
Speaker 4: I could go first,
actually, because I thought it'd
1296
01:18:14,568 --> 01:18:14,769
be.
1297
01:18:14,988 --> 01:18:17,221
Speaker 1: Well, you know what
I'm actually going to make this
1298
01:18:17,282 --> 01:18:20,770
even harder on you because,
preparing this last and final
1299
01:18:20,810 --> 01:18:25,387
dish As you present it to the
masses, there's just been a
1300
01:18:25,467 --> 01:18:26,751
special table prepared.
1301
01:18:27,252 --> 01:18:27,351
Speaker 4: Oh.
1302
01:18:28,680 --> 01:18:31,789
Speaker 1: And this table has
someone linked to all of you.
1303
01:18:32,260 --> 01:18:36,788
This is the two people that are
linked to Celeste and Cain, a
1304
01:18:36,849 --> 01:18:41,286
person linked to Silas, a person
linked to Alastair and a person
1305
01:18:41,326 --> 01:18:42,207
linked to Shizuko.
1306
01:18:42,649 --> 01:18:42,770
Speaker 5: Oh.
1307
01:18:43,300 --> 01:18:45,747
Speaker 1: You see this, as I
said, the concept of the clouds
1308
01:18:45,827 --> 01:18:50,085
is very special, And please
never forget about old world
1309
01:18:50,125 --> 01:18:54,152
technology and how it can do
things that are very special.
1310
01:18:54,533 --> 01:18:57,929
Speaker 6: Oh shit, I mean, how
can I forget?
1311
01:18:58,340 --> 01:19:01,965
Speaker 1: There's the doorway
that transcends time. You're
1312
01:19:01,984 --> 01:19:05,863
looking at your descendants,
descendants. Yeah, they came
1313
01:19:05,904 --> 01:19:11,179
from the future for the festival
. Okay, that was unexpected.
1314
01:19:11,721 --> 01:19:15,734
Yeah, they come from a time to
when there is vast airships and
1315
01:19:15,895 --> 01:19:19,387
speaking of treasures, of a vast
treasure left from their
1316
01:19:19,509 --> 01:19:22,220
ancestors that was left in one
piece.
1317
01:19:23,203 --> 01:19:25,484
Speaker 3: Oh wow, See what you
did there.
1318
01:19:27,789 --> 01:19:29,863
Speaker 1: So I'm really putting
this on you What do your
1319
01:19:29,904 --> 01:19:32,260
descendants look like? Oh,
that's unfair.
1320
01:19:32,421 --> 01:19:38,363
Speaker 6: I haven't thought
about Take that, take that. I'm
1321
01:19:38,404 --> 01:19:44,890
sorry I haven't thought about my
descendant from that upcoming
1322
01:19:44,930 --> 01:19:45,552
campaign.
1323
01:19:45,592 --> 01:19:48,546
Speaker 2: Yet You said for Cain
Celeste it's two people.
1324
01:19:48,967 --> 01:19:52,345
Speaker 1: Yup. So for you I
wanted to do a surprise that
1325
01:19:52,666 --> 01:19:55,621
you're going to get an
unofficial person, that you can
1326
01:19:55,661 --> 01:19:57,807
control two people, because it's
going to be twins.
1327
01:19:58,680 --> 01:19:59,984
Speaker 2: I was going to say
the twins.
1328
01:20:00,465 --> 01:20:00,725
Speaker 1: Yup.
1329
01:20:01,006 --> 01:20:01,427
Speaker 3: Nice.
1330
01:20:02,048 --> 01:20:06,483
Speaker 2: All right, so they
are twins. One is a boy, the
1331
01:20:06,542 --> 01:20:13,110
other one is a girl, lily and
Will. They're both smart,
1332
01:20:13,332 --> 01:20:16,242
they're both highly intelligent,
like Celeste, and they're both
1333
01:20:16,323 --> 01:20:21,363
kind-hearted and goofy as fuck,
like Cain, and together they are
1334
01:20:21,444 --> 01:20:22,587
the ultimate duo.
1335
01:20:24,042 --> 01:20:26,368
Speaker 1: There's an image I'm
thinking for these two. So this
1336
01:20:26,448 --> 01:20:30,904
is great. Will is wearing a top
hat, He's blonde and he's
1337
01:20:30,923 --> 01:20:36,506
wearing a top hat that has
goggles on it And he has his
1338
01:20:36,605 --> 01:20:40,786
sacred ancestors pink jacket on.
His middle name is Sabo.
1339
01:20:41,279 --> 01:20:42,944
Speaker 6: Sabo sacred ancestor
huh.
1340
01:20:45,300 --> 01:20:47,284
Speaker 1: What would be
something that would be passed
1341
01:20:47,324 --> 01:20:48,667
down from Celeste for Lily.
1342
01:20:50,359 --> 01:20:56,269
Speaker 2: Honestly, it would
probably be the flower-walled
1343
01:20:56,569 --> 01:21:00,962
hail clip that Cain made for
Hall when they were kids. She's
1344
01:21:01,042 --> 01:21:04,479
always kept it and it was always
her most prized possession. It
1345
01:21:04,520 --> 01:21:08,710
was always her most precious
object that little flower-walled
1346
01:21:08,750 --> 01:21:10,113
hail clip that Cain made for.
1347
01:21:10,460 --> 01:21:13,127
Speaker 1: You know, Chisako,
I'm still going to hold this for
1348
01:21:13,167 --> 01:21:17,921
you, Kat, to hold in the future.
You're just sending a sahi. Is
1349
01:21:18,002 --> 01:21:20,226
it a ahi or a sahi A?
1350
01:21:20,268 --> 01:21:20,667
Speaker 4: sahi.
1351
01:21:20,988 --> 01:21:25,274
Speaker 1: A sahi. So a sahi
looks like your typical ninja,
1352
01:21:25,314 --> 01:21:27,725
just all dressed up. All you can
see is their eyes.
1353
01:21:28,440 --> 01:21:32,114
Speaker 4: I was going to say,
you got like a sahi right away.
1354
01:21:32,176 --> 01:21:33,180
Excellent.
1355
01:21:35,466 --> 01:21:37,841
Speaker 1: And Alastair, i know
you're not ready yet. Silas,
1356
01:21:37,881 --> 01:21:40,970
what would a descendant of Silas
look like?
1357
01:21:41,740 --> 01:21:46,969
Speaker 3: So I'm going to say
that. Uh, say that, uh, this
1358
01:21:47,029 --> 01:21:53,663
descendant her name is Olivia
Cullion And she's seven foot
1359
01:21:53,724 --> 01:21:59,801
tall again is like bold and her
eyes sparkle like diamonds. Uh,
1360
01:22:00,221 --> 01:22:04,550
she has a big ass, and Silas
says a thing for big asses. So
1361
01:22:04,590 --> 01:22:07,900
that's what we're going with.
There's only weakness And uh,
1362
01:22:07,961 --> 01:22:12,251
you just see this like kind
hearted, uh, this big smile on
1363
01:22:12,291 --> 01:22:15,889
her face, like her smile, just
melts all your troubles away.
1364
01:22:16,421 --> 01:22:20,927
Speaker 1: I love it And fine,
it's got damn. good job, man.
1365
01:22:22,300 --> 01:22:25,239
And then, finally, alastair I'm
going to put you on the spot.
1366
01:22:25,520 --> 01:22:27,787
Speaker 6: Let's see a
descendant for Alastair,
1367
01:22:28,279 --> 01:22:30,565
especially considering that this
descendant is going to be the
1368
01:22:30,645 --> 01:22:37,443
one that I'm going to be playing
in that campaign. Oh gosh, well,
1369
01:22:38,045 --> 01:22:42,600
obviously they're a kid soon. Um
, yeah, screw it. She is a
1370
01:22:42,680 --> 01:22:47,181
rather tall figure, about six
foot five. Uh, that's probably
1371
01:22:47,221 --> 01:22:51,742
because of the um digitigrate
Fox feet that she has. She has
1372
01:22:52,082 --> 01:22:55,764
two tails. She's powerful in the
ways of kids soon magic, but
1373
01:22:55,863 --> 01:23:00,712
hasn't yet grown to where her
sacred descendant, to use your
1374
01:23:00,752 --> 01:23:05,587
terminology, is. She has
Alastair's original mix of red
1375
01:23:05,627 --> 01:23:09,344
and white hair, with the ears as
well, more red with the white
1376
01:23:09,384 --> 01:23:15,064
tips. She keeps her hair in a
short bob cut. She has inherited
1377
01:23:15,164 --> 01:23:23,067
his purple Fox eyes And she is
wearing Hakama, a very pirate
1378
01:23:23,186 --> 01:23:29,255
styled corset that accentuates
certain womanly features, let's
1379
01:23:29,295 --> 01:23:35,003
say, and she has two katana by
her side. Lastly, taking
1380
01:23:35,064 --> 01:23:39,092
inspiration from you again, she
is wearing a very familiar dark
1381
01:23:39,193 --> 01:23:44,149
blue, almost purple, long
sleeveless coat With the kitsune
1382
01:23:44,430 --> 01:23:45,778
kanji on the back.
1383
01:23:45,797 --> 01:23:52,856
Speaker 1: I'm so happy This is
Suta S-U-T-A-A. And I love Suta
1384
01:23:52,997 --> 01:23:57,939
already, and we're going to go
back to Shizuko as the garb
1385
01:23:57,958 --> 01:24:01,199
opens up. What do we? who do we?
what do we see?
1386
01:24:02,282 --> 01:24:06,713
Speaker 4: Uh. So she's going to
look like Shizuko, except she's
1387
01:24:06,753 --> 01:24:08,838
going to have the eyes of
Shizuko's mom, which is spread
1388
01:24:08,918 --> 01:24:13,606
eyes, um, lysa. She's wearing
like kind of like samuraiish
1389
01:24:13,707 --> 01:24:18,015
armor, but more made for travel,
less for like cool protection,
1390
01:24:18,600 --> 01:24:25,097
and she is going to have a
subspace sword, um, base sword.
1391
01:24:25,319 --> 01:24:29,163
Sorry, i forgot, i was supposed
to talk. She's going to have the
1392
01:24:29,203 --> 01:24:33,903
sword based on the um the
Kusuragi no Surui, i think it's
1393
01:24:33,922 --> 01:24:35,127
called the grasp-cutting sword.
1394
01:24:35,421 --> 01:24:37,842
Speaker 1: I know exactly what
swords you're talking about, the
1395
01:24:37,984 --> 01:24:43,461
one that was used to slay Orochi
. Oh yep, i love it, and that
1396
01:24:43,480 --> 01:24:45,087
would be, of course. That would
be something.
1397
01:24:45,440 --> 01:24:48,349
Speaker 4: And uh, she's the
daughter of an emperor and a
1398
01:24:48,368 --> 01:24:49,051
country boy.
1399
01:24:49,461 --> 01:24:52,770
Speaker 1: Why do I just see
this as the Zoro of the group?
1400
01:24:53,822 --> 01:24:54,784
Speaker 4: Uh, she buys well-be.
1401
01:24:54,845 --> 01:24:59,921
Speaker 1: She has no filter,
she is very brass, i love it So,
1402
01:25:00,180 --> 01:25:05,087
uh, so, everyone, just to let
you know, think of these as your
1403
01:25:05,087 --> 01:25:09,194
, as future characters for the
next campaign in the world of
1404
01:25:09,274 --> 01:25:12,655
Cyber City, because this is far
off in the future. These are
1405
01:25:12,676 --> 01:25:15,645
your descendants And, as I said,
they use the door that
1406
01:25:15,685 --> 01:25:18,489
transcends time to come back and
to take a look at their sacred
1407
01:25:18,610 --> 01:25:19,192
ancestors.
1408
01:25:19,632 --> 01:25:20,054
Speaker 6: Oh wow.
1409
01:25:20,480 --> 01:25:24,061
Speaker 3: Olivia walks um.
Olivia walks up to Silas. She
1410
01:25:24,101 --> 01:25:27,047
puts her little golden fingers
on his face and rubs his cheek
1411
01:25:27,087 --> 01:25:33,548
how he does to people. I like
you. I know she got the limit
1412
01:25:33,569 --> 01:25:35,220
configuration hanging from her
waist too.
1413
01:25:35,722 --> 01:25:40,983
Speaker 1: I love it so much.
Yes, and I honestly this is,
1414
01:25:41,283 --> 01:25:45,288
this is one of the best endings
I can think of. Is you guys
1415
01:25:45,548 --> 01:25:49,954
sharing this amazing meal that
with another, with your
1416
01:25:50,375 --> 01:25:51,015
descendants?
1417
01:25:52,283 --> 01:25:53,929
Speaker 2: Uh, Silas is crying
right now.
1418
01:25:54,399 --> 01:25:57,167
Speaker 1: And this, ladies and
gentlemen, is the scene that
1419
01:25:57,186 --> 01:26:01,779
we're going to end off, our very
first special, cyber City
1420
01:26:01,819 --> 01:26:06,059
special on. This has been a
really awesome experience
1421
01:26:06,078 --> 01:26:10,408
recording. This is a big idea
that I had doing these and it
1422
01:26:10,509 --> 01:26:13,976
worked out a lot better than I
could ever imagine because I
1423
01:26:14,016 --> 01:26:19,158
have the right people by my side
for this. So, and me I'm glad
1424
01:26:19,179 --> 01:26:24,407
guys. So thank you everyone and
get excited because the next one
1425
01:26:24,447 --> 01:26:28,551
we do will be an Alistair one,
because it's going to be the
1426
01:26:28,693 --> 01:26:31,176
beach episode, beach special.
1427
01:26:32,645 --> 01:26:34,029
Speaker 6: So I have that beach
episode.
1428
01:26:34,329 --> 01:26:36,237
Speaker 1: So, thank you, thank
you everyone, thank you everyone
1429
01:26:36,237 --> 01:26:37,168
, bye-bye.