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Blooper after blooper after blooper on this week's episode of Implicit Bias Radio.
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Man, the jokes that have come out of this that we could not tell on the radio.
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Oh my goodness.
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And the mistakes.
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Yeah, I think he did a lot of those mistakes on purpose.
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So we had to drink more whiskey.
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I think that's why you did it.
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No, we need to upheld hold the Gen X and take a couple more of these down.
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Oh look, there's plenty of whiskey in front of you on the bar.
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Whatever's there, have at it.
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I've been on fourth, so I'm okay.
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Yeah.
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Renee, they're called Freudian slips.
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Yes.
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I don't think Freud had anything to do with that.
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That was a pure fuck up.
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So first of all, I had to restart the monologue, what, twice?
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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If you round down.
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At least one time it was because people were texting you during recording.
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And look, I've gotten a total since we started recording this episode, which was just about three hours ago.
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I've gotten a total of like nine texts.
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Eight of them.
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From one person.
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Eight of them.
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No.
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Eight of them came in in the seven minutes that I do the fucking monologue.
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Which, for those who don't know, my telephone serves as part of the teleprompter.
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So when a text comes up, it not only gets in the way of what I see, it also messes with the Bluetooth control remote that I have to operate.
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So the words scroll on the fucking screen.
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Let me ask something.
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You ever thought about teaching them how to put it on do not disturb?
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Yeah, I thought about reminding him of that, but I have it set up.
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I have a do not disturb teleprompter, and I just forgot to set it tonight.
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You know, either that or I was gonna ask you, do you use AI on your phone?
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Your AI is fucking witchy.
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No, it's not my AI.
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No, it's Lee fucking Ritter, 90% of it, who's sending 75 texts, which I love you, Lee, but you send 75 texts at a time.
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Every root thread I'm in with Lee is silenced.
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I'm not gonna lie to you about it.
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Y'all wonder why I don't reply, but like once a week, it's because I look, I'm like 172.
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Scroll.
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So we had that.
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Then of course we had me with the foregate reference.
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Yeah.
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As I'm talking about the foregate whiskey special.
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That's the Freudian slip.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Anyway, that was something it's true.
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They were having something in your head.
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No, he's just he's just pro-homosexual.
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Exactly.
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He's 4-gay.
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Well, look, I'm not the one painting in an election year right there.
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Yeah.
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I'm not the one over here holding peckers.
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Okay.
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But hold on.
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That's Caleb.
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Caleb's the one holding peckers.
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And the worst part is it's like he fucking lives in Alabama because he's holding a family member's pecker.
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Let me give you the whole story.
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Let me give you the whole story.
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So uh my grandfather's in his his mid-90s at this point in time, and he's older, and we and uh he moved into a home, and I go there to visit him, and my uh I think I was it was in between service or in between I'm overseas, I don't that matter.
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And uh my uncle's there, my wife and I go to see my grandfather.
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That's what's even better, is Jackie was there.
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Oh, that's funny.
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Your wife is there, yeah.
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And uh we go to see him, and uh he's like, Caleb, I've gotta go we and first and foremost, I don't think my grandfather's ever said we.
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So you should have known.
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I should in looking back now years ago, I should have known that.
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Um, and I'm like, okay, go use the restroom.
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And he goes, Well, I can't hold myself up.
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And look, my grandfather was like six foot three, six foot three and a half, 260 pounds at in his mid-90s.
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And uh he's like, I can't hold myself up and my pecker at the same time.
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And I was like, Oh, okay, Papa, I can help hold you.
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He goes, No, it's easier for me to hold myself.
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And I stopped, and like I I literally had like an existential crisis, and I'm like, Look, this is my grandfather, like of all things, like the one time he needs me in his life.
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This is my chance to to show him that I love him and I'm the best grandchild.
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And I'm like, sure, I got you, Papa.
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And uh, we go into the bathroom, and I'm like, all right, you know, and he's well, you have to help pull it out.
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Okay, you know, so boom, I I do, I am doing this, and I I pull out his pecker, and uh he looks at me and he goes, Is that the biggest you've ever held?
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And I drop it, I'm like, what in the world?
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And my uncle is in the other room, and he's like, and my wife's in the other room too, and he goes, I knew he was gonna fucking get you.
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And I was like, Yo set me up.
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Everyone set me up to hold my grandfather's pecker in my hand.
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And he thought it was hilarious, and like, oh yeah, this has got 90 years in the making.
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And and on top of that, he was right, it's the biggest one you've ever held.
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It was impressive, I'm not gonna lie.
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I was like, skips a generation or two.
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You wish.
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Anyway, this is the funny part about what we do.
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This is supposed to be bonus content, gotta subscribe for it.
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I'm making this shit free.
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I'm letting everybody have this one because that is just what actually happens.
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A grandson's love.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's you know, it's the in-between segments, the conversations we have, that a lot of it we can't record.
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I was about to say, this is what happens, and I was waiting on Caleb.
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I was gonna say, this is what happens on the back end of the show, and Caleb was about to be, yes, it does.
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Oh yeah.
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These are the things that you experience when you do a live radio show.
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And look, we're not live, we are recorded live, though.
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And there are times, and it doesn't happen often.
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Um I'm gonna look to Aaron because Aaron sat through more of these.
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How often do I restart the monologue?
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I can probably count on one hand.
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He just said he can probably count on one hand, and he's been producing the show over two years now.
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Yeah, so when you think that's a hundred years ago.
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Yeah, I I maybe four or five times we've had to restart while I was on the show.
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Every now and then it happens.
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Six years.
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Yeah, even when even when we first started doing this, we didn't make these kinds of mistakes.
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Well, okay, and he didn't have a teleprompter.
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We had we had we were not as technologically advanced as we are now.
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Maybe that's what it is.
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Technology is fucking with us.
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It is part of the problem because when you don't have a teleprompter, I would read from a script.
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So when we first started the show, I ad libbed, I ad libbed monologues, and then you wrote them, yeah.
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And I wrote you writing them out, and then you would bring them printed correct.
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And then I would bring the laptop, and now we have a teleprompter.
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So as we have progressed, there are little things that get in the way.
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The quality of the show has gotten worse.
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That's what that's what it goes down.
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Little things downhill.
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Little things that get in the way.
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He's getting older, he's getting close to my age.
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Yeah, he's getting close to my age now.
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So I can tell you which one it's gonna be.
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No, no, Caleb's already asked to hold my pecker once or twice.
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He wants to compare it to Papa's.
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Oh, probably no comparison there.
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Uh I'm not even going that route.
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I already told you it was over six foot.
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Yeah.
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This is the fun that we have, though, on this show.
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And honestly, there are entire shows that I would love to do like this.
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Like, I would love to do a fully unedited two hours of the show.
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We just can't air it on terrestrial radio.
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It would just the show would sound like welcome into implicit bias radio.
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Be two hours later.
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Thanks for joining us.
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Yeah, and we can't have that.
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Yeah, all you would hear is be, and then all of a sudden you'd hear a commercial for Piper's Haven.
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We'll hear the Snake Hall jewelry, the rustic winner game.
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And and look, I love that we continually bring in new sponsors on the show.
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We've got Fezos who just jumped on as a member of the show.
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They've got a great whiskey selection.
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They do.
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But these are the girls though.
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They do.
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And look, specifically, their big whiskey selection is the Bruce Art location.
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But this is the conversation that you have over whiskey with friends.
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Yeah.
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That at the end of the day, people are like, man, if if shit hit the fan, if the zombie apocalypse happened, I'm like, oh, I'm going to Caleb's, right?
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Because we're all going to Caleb's.
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Not just at Oscar.
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We'll bring what we got and meet at Caleb's.
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Correct.
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And between what we all have, we're going to be just fine.
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Yeah.
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Right?
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Just fine.
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I mean, we're talking whether it's long range, short range, hand-to-hand, everybody's good.
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And that's that's what this is all about.
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It's about forming that camaraderie and that friendship and truly a brotherhood.
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We literally have a fraternity here that is not going to be found pretty much anywhere else.
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You're here in the old school version of the fraternity just in this bonus content.
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Oh no, we are definitely going down.
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You know why?
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Because Renee, you're my boy, Blue! I'm just waiting on Renee to die during the middle of an oil wrestling match we host here in the TSPL.
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Look, we had that one close call.
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We had that one close call.
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We did try to kill Renee.
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Yes.
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Yes, I was at uh Lester's.
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A Leicester's event.
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Actually, it wasn't y'all.
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I think it was big whiskey.
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You gotta eat that microphone.
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I think it was big whiskey.
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He brought too much good whiskey and wine and uh overindulged a little bit, I think.
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Oh, a little bit, you think?
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Yeah.
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Was that the night I went to bed early?
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I don't know.
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All I know is I know the next morning I woke up, I was an aphib, but I had to go to the hospital.
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We woke up the next day and all of a sudden, like, we're texting back and forth, and Renee's like, I'm in the hospital.
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And we're like, wait, what?
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Renee's at the hospital?
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Y'all thought I was kidding, but no, I was.
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No, he was actually an hour away at the hospital already when we woke, wake up the next morning, and we're like, what the happened?
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Uh poor Power's like, I didn't have enough strawberry daiquiries.
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Yes, yes.
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Yep, that dice.
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No, no more CY.
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You're just gonna be blue from now on.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, you know what?
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That because he wears the shirt.
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It might just be right.
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It's Jude's fault.
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Yep.
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All right, it's not total to buy blue shirts, but you know.
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Blooper after blooper after blooper on this week's episode of Implicit Bias Radio.
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Man, the jokes that have come out of this that we could not tell on the radio.
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Oh my goodness.
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And the mistakes.
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Yeah, I think he did a lot of those mistakes on purpose.
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So we had to drink more whiskey.
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I think that's why you did it.
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No, we need to upheld hold the Gen X and take a couple more of these down.
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Oh look, there's plenty of whiskey in front of you on the bar.
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Whatever's there, have at it.
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I've been on fourth, so I'm okay.
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Yeah.
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Renee, they're called Freudian slips.
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Yes.
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I don't think Freud had anything to do with that.
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That was a pure fuck up.
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So first of all, I had to restart the monologue, what, twice?
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Yes.
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Yeah.
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If you round down.
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At least one time it was because people were texting you during recording.
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And look, I've gotten a total since we started recording this episode, which was just about three hours ago.
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I've gotten a total of like nine texts.
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Eight of them.
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From one person.
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Eight of them.
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No.
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Eight of them came in in the seven minutes that I do the fucking monologue.
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Which, for those who don't know, my telephone serves as part of the teleprompter.
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So when a text comes up, it not only gets in the way of what I see, it also messes with the Bluetooth control remote that I have to operate.
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So the words scroll on the fucking screen.
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Let me ask something.
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You ever thought about teaching them how to put it on do not disturb?
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Yeah, I thought about reminding him of that, but I have it set up.
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I have a do not disturb teleprompter, and I just forgot to set it tonight.
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You know, either that or I was gonna ask you, do you use AI on your phone?
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Your AI is fucking witchy.
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No, it's not my AI.
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No, it's Lee fucking Ritter, 90% of it, who's sending 75 texts, which I love you, Lee, but you send 75 texts at a time.
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Every root thread I'm in with Lee is silenced.
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I'm not gonna lie to you about it.
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Y'all wonder why I don't reply, but like once a week, it's because I look, I'm like 172.
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Scroll.
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So we had that.
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Then of course we had me with the foregate reference.
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Yeah.
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As I'm talking about the foregate whiskey special.
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That's the Freudian slip.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Anyway, that was something it's true.
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They were having something in your head.
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No, he's just he's just pro-homosexual.
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Exactly.
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He's 4-gay.
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Well, look, I'm not the one painting in an election year right there.
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Yeah.
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I'm not the one over here holding peckers.
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Okay.
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But hold on.
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That's Caleb.
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Caleb's the one holding peckers.
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And the worst part is it's like he fucking lives in Alabama because he's holding a family member's pecker.
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Let me give you the whole story.
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Let me give you the whole story.
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So uh my grandfather's in his his mid-90s at this point in time, and he's older, and we and uh he moved into a home, and I go there to visit him, and my uh I think I was it was in between service or in between I'm overseas, I don't that matter.
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And uh my uncle's there, my wife and I go to see my grandfather.
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That's what's even better, is Jackie was there.
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Oh, that's funny.
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Your wife is there, yeah.
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And uh we go to see him, and uh he's like, Caleb, I've gotta go we and first and foremost, I don't think my grandfather's ever said we.
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So you should have known.
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I should in looking back now years ago, I should have known that.
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Um, and I'm like, okay, go use the restroom.
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And he goes, Well, I can't hold myself up.
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And look, my grandfather was like six foot three, six foot three and a half, 260 pounds at in his mid-90s.
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And uh he's like, I can't hold myself up and my pecker at the same time.
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And I was like, Oh, okay, Papa, I can help hold you.
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He goes, No, it's easier for me to hold myself.
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And I stopped, and like I I literally had like an existential crisis, and I'm like, Look, this is my grandfather, like of all things, like the one time he needs me in his life.
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This is my chance to to show him that I love him and I'm the best grandchild.
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And I'm like, sure, I got you, Papa.
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And uh, we go into the bathroom, and I'm like, all right, you know, and he's well, you have to help pull it out.
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Okay, you know, so boom, I I do, I am doing this, and I I pull out his pecker, and uh he looks at me and he goes, Is that the biggest you've ever held?
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And I drop it, I'm like, what in the world?
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And my uncle is in the other room, and he's like, and my wife's in the other room too, and he goes, I knew he was gonna fucking get you.
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And I was like, Yo set me up.
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Everyone set me up to hold my grandfather's pecker in my hand.
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And he thought it was hilarious, and like, oh yeah, this has got 90 years in the making.
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And and on top of that, he was right, it's the biggest one you've ever held.
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It was impressive, I'm not gonna lie.
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I was like, skips a generation or two.
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You wish.
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Anyway, this is the funny part about what we do.
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This is supposed to be bonus content, gotta subscribe for it.
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I'm making this shit free.
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I'm letting everybody have this one because that is just what actually happens.
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A grandson's love.
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Yeah.
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Oh, yeah.
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It's you know, it's the in-between segments, the conversations we have, that a lot of it we can't record.
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I was about to say, this is what happens, and I was waiting on Caleb.
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I was gonna say, this is what happens on the back end of the show, and Caleb was about to be, yes, it does.
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Oh yeah.
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These are the things that you experience when you do a live radio show.
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And look, we're not live, we are recorded live, though.
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And there are times, and it doesn't happen often.
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Um I'm gonna look to Aaron because Aaron sat through more of these.
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How often do I restart the monologue?
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I can probably count on one hand.
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He just said he can probably count on one hand, and he's been producing the show over two years now.
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Yeah, so when you think that's a hundred years ago.
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Yeah, I I maybe four or five times we've had to restart while I was on the show.
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Every now and then it happens.
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Six years.
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Yeah, even when even when we first started doing this, we didn't make these kinds of mistakes.
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Well, okay, and he didn't have a teleprompter.
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We had we had we were not as technologically advanced as we are now.
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Maybe that's what it is.
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Technology is fucking with us.
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It is part of the problem because when you don't have a teleprompter, I would read from a script.
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So when we first started the show, I ad libbed, I ad libbed monologues, and then you wrote them, yeah.
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And I wrote you writing them out, and then you would bring them printed correct.
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And then I would bring the laptop, and now we have a teleprompter.
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So as we have progressed, there are little things that get in the way.
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The quality of the show has gotten worse.
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That's what that's what it goes down.
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Little things downhill.
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Little things that get in the way.
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He's getting older, he's getting close to my age.
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Yeah, he's getting close to my age now.
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So I can tell you which one it's gonna be.
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No, no, Caleb's already asked to hold my pecker once or twice.
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He wants to compare it to Papa's.
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Oh, probably no comparison there.
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Uh I'm not even going that route.
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I already told you it was over six foot.
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Yeah.
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This is the fun that we have, though, on this show.
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And honestly, there are entire shows that I would love to do like this.
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Like, I would love to do a fully unedited two hours of the show.
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We just can't air it on terrestrial radio.
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It would just the show would sound like welcome into implicit bias radio.
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Be two hours later.
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Thanks for joining us.
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Yeah, and we can't have that.
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Yeah, all you would hear is be, and then all of a sudden you'd hear a commercial for Piper's Haven.
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We'll hear the Snake Hall jewelry, the rustic winner game.
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And and look, I love that we continually bring in new sponsors on the show.
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We've got Fezos who just jumped on as a member of the show.
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They've got a great whiskey selection.
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They do.
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But these are the girls though.
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They do.
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And look, specifically, their big whiskey selection is the Bruce Art location.
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But this is the conversation that you have over whiskey with friends.
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Yeah.
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That at the end of the day, people are like, man, if if shit hit the fan, if the zombie apocalypse happened, I'm like, oh, I'm going to Caleb's, right?
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Because we're all going to Caleb's.
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Not just at Oscar.
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We'll bring what we got and meet at Caleb's.
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Correct.
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And between what we all have, we're going to be just fine.
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Yeah.
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Right?
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Just fine.
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I mean, we're talking whether it's long range, short range, hand-to-hand, everybody's good.
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And that's that's what this is all about.
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It's about forming that camaraderie and that friendship and truly a brotherhood.
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We literally have a fraternity here that is not going to be found pretty much anywhere else.
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You're here in the old school version of the fraternity just in this bonus content.
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Oh no, we are definitely going down.
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You know why?
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Because Renee, you're my boy, Blue! I'm just waiting on Renee to die during the middle of an oil wrestling match we host here in the TSPL.
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Look, we had that one close call.
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We had that one close call.
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We did try to kill Renee.
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Yes.
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Yes, I was at uh Lester's.
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A Leicester's event.
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Actually, it wasn't y'all.
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I think it was big whiskey.
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You gotta eat that microphone.
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I think it was big whiskey.
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He brought too much good whiskey and wine and uh overindulged a little bit, I think.
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Oh, a little bit, you think?
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Yeah.
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Was that the night I went to bed early?
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I don't know.
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All I know is I know the next morning I woke up, I was an aphib, but I had to go to the hospital.
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We woke up the next day and all of a sudden, like, we're texting back and forth, and Renee's like, I'm in the hospital.
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And we're like, wait, what?
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Renee's at the hospital?
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Y'all thought I was kidding, but no, I was.
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No, he was actually an hour away at the hospital already when we woke, wake up the next morning, and we're like, what the happened?
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Uh poor Power's like, I didn't have enough strawberry daiquiries.
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Yes, yes.
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Yep, that dice.
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No, no more CY.
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You're just gonna be blue from now on.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yeah, you know what?
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That because he wears the shirt.
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It might just be right.
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It's Jude's fault.
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Yep.
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All right, it's not total to buy blue shirts, but you know.
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