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Welcome back here.
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Real quick, guess what happened.
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Have you heard?
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Which thing?
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Which thing?
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It's like a dartboard Throw you'll hit something.
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First thing, I don't know if anybody saw it on the news.
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A runaway kangaroo temporarily shut down a portion of the interstate in Alabama.
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First of all, not Australia in Alabama.
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First of all, not Australia, alabama, croggy, don't you have a proper lock on the zoo there in Alabama?
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What, yeah, okay, a Well, did somebody have it as a pet?
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A, b, c, d, just tell me.
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So it was Just go down the.
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I haven't really read it, but it says part of the southbound and northbound lanes on Interstate 85 in Tuskegee.
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What's that?
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We're basically in Auburn.
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Yeah.
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Around 40 miles east of Montgomery were closed after the kangaroo interrupted traffic you know how they do, yeah, oh, and caused two vehicles to crash.
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Oh yeah, because people were like what the heck is a kangaroo doing?
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The kangaroo was not injured.
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He apparently boxed a couple of people who got out of their cars.
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What?
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When somebody said there was a kangaroo, of course I didn't believe it and nobody believed it.
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That was the sheriff.
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We see a little bit of everything here.
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Except kangaroos.
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That's crazy, which they had to think that was a deer at first.
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Yeah, that's a different looking deer right there Okay.
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The kangaroo's name is Shayla.
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Of course it is Great stuff, the animal's owner who's now in trouble would be my guess.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Patrick Starr with two R's.
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Is that Bart Starr's relative?
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Yeah.
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I want to know.
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I'm not sure if it's from his lineage or not.
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Okay, what so?
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His family runs a pumpkin patch and a petting zoo, but Sheila is just a pet.
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Okay, a couple questions.
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Well, Sheila has some issues because she's disrupted interstate traffic.
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Sorry, that's my New Zealand.
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What's the crazy nasty stuff they eat in Australia Vegemite.
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Oh yeah, vegemite.
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They should have tempted her with a Vegemite sandwich.
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So you own a pumpkin patch and a petting zoo that has a kangaroo.
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Wait a minute.
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But the kangaroo is just a pet.
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How do you have a petting zoo and not feature Sheila?
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Sheila should be the star of the petting zoo.
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She's back home safe.
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She's up and down, apparently, because that's what they do.
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She's up, she's not sedated anymore, she's eating, she's drinking.
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Right, chicken soup and saltines, but she'll be okay, she's watching, the Price is Right.
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What is happening?
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What?
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She's up down, up down, yeah.
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Okay, Well wait a minute.
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Okay, hold on yeah.
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Sheila was treated by the sorry I almost said the University of Auburn.
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Don't do it, it's AU I was going to get some emails.
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Yeah.
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Do people do that?
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Sheila was treated by the Auburn University College of Veterinary Medicine.
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Well, God bless them Well.
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What do you got to treat her for?
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She wasn't injured.
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I'm going to say Sheila endured some trauma.
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Oh yeah, probably.
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Oh, the sedation, the sedation and being tickled by the police, probably.
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But yeah, let's go back to this petting zoo.
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I want to find out this petting zoo, so.
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Patrick Starr.
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He's going to get some inquiries because now people are like, for Halloween, do y'all want to go see the pumpkin patch in the petting zoo?
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And they're like, yeah, we do.
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But we also want to see winnie the poo and rue, because we know they got a kangaroo now yeah, I want to know about this petting zoo and shayla needs to make a proper debut, debut debut winnie the boo um runaway kangaroo on the loose named shayla yeah, I can't get the um that is you know, I mean anybody I know like salt right, I know that's in the neck of the woods, so okay I'm trying to find this is real southern.
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But but can you imagine that cop going back to the station?
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Oh yeah.
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And we grew up on the hey, y'all listen to this or watch this, but that's a listen to this story for the ages right there.
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You'll never guess what happened on the interstate.
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So this was loose.
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What was it?
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Sit down.
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Sit down and take your hat off.
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It was a kangaroo.
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No, it wasn't no, it wasn't no, it wasn't yes, it was yes it was, it was weaving in and out and people were swerving.
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Oh my gosh.
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Yeah, there's a guy at a whatever factory or restaurant.
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It's like why are you late?
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Oh yeah, dude, I was coming down there right by Victory Land.
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You got a mic, so I can drop it you know, when you see Victory Land on the left.
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Uh-huh.
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Right there where they're building the hotel.
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I kept going.
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Right Kangaroo.
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Kangaroo.
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Swear about hit him.
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Swear on Stack Bibles.
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Because let me tell you this, he was just in the medium when he first started out and then he got up on his shoulder.
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And then, once he got up on his shoulder, people just kind of stopped because you know.
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But then I mean, yeah, they will kick the yeah, okay.
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So all right, we're going to bring this back to Nashville Bring it back I can't find this old pitting zoo, so Patrick Starr needs to advertise a little better.
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Yeah.
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Because you think you put his name in Petting Zoo, alabama, and pop up.
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Yeah, this coming October he should make bank.
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Yeah Well, Nashville has a kangaroo exhibit.
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What?
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Oh yeah, at the zoo and you can go through.
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They got two doors.
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It's kind of messed up, if you ask me.
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Up here in Tennessee we don't like them on the interstate.
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So you open one door.
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Yeah, no, kangaroos, right, let that door close, then go through the second.
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Guess what Free willy, but not whales, kangaroos everywhere.
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Yeah, willy nilly.
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You're supposed to stay on the concrete path.
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quote unquote Well, there's signs that say that too.
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Also, kangaroos can't read, so like there's like babies walking around in there like two-year-olds you ever tell a baby, don't grab something.
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Yeah.
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Or like a toddler.
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Mm-hmm I can't believe a three-year-old hadn't grabbed a kangaroo by the tail and got drop kicked to the tiger exhibit.
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Yeah, right.
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Or to the tiger exhibit, yeah right like or to the titan stadium or something.
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Yeah, I don't go in there.
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No, no, I don't understand I used to.
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I went in there a few times and every time I went in there I was like what if one of these things goes rogue yeah and it's just like I don't like the way he's looking at me right I'm gonna kick in the face and then I'm gonna bite you a bunch.
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I don't have a kangaroo vaccine and then I'm getting on my 65 and I'm getting out of here.
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Yeah, it feels wrong.
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Yeah, I'm going to notice, olga, sorry, yeah, okay, so I Mochipoco whatever.
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Yeah, I still don't understand how they have that either.
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I don't see how it's.
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That's kind of like walk around with elephants.
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I know elephants are a little more.
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Oh, they could charge until.
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Yeah, I know, but a kangaroo could mess up a kid.
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It can mess up me.
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They can like almost balance on their tail.
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You're saying like box.
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Yeah, okay.
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They're the one animal known for boxing, which is the sport that humans have to beat each other up.
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Yeah.
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Isn't that cuckoo that like let's take the boxing animal?
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It's from Australia, it's cute, let's put it in an exhibit, yeah.
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And then let's just let them run around rogue.
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I don't know, I think the people probably stay on the path and then we'll just see what the kangaroos do.
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What if the kangaroos on the path?
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I don't know.
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I think the people will know what to do.
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No, they don't.
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They don't know what to do.
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It's terrifying being in there.
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It's just like suspense the whole time.
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Yeah, I don't know.
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I did find I'm trying to look at all this on here.
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Maybe this is it.
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There's a petting zoo and it's called Farmer Brown's Party Animals.
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I don't know if this is it, so I'm about to throw y'all under the bus.
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No it says family owned.
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We're located four miles from exit 51 off I-85 in Auburn.
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Okay, oh, maybe this isn't it.
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No, I don't know if there's a petting zoo here.
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We have wait a minute.
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What they say?
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I just love how I'm giving a plug to a totally different petting zoo.
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I know.
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Sorry, patrick.
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We have a variety of animals that represent six of the seven continents, such as a camel, a kangaroo is it Sheila?
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A zebra, kodamundi?
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I don't know what that is?
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I don't know.
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Donkeys, alpacas, what's up?
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Yoga Horses, longhorn cattle, Really.
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And many more.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, what.
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I love how you say coat of Monday and then say many more.
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Jagging on Tuesday.
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I don't know you should have put I'm going to wear a coat on Monday and then I'm going to wear a jacket on Tuesday.
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I don't know what that is.
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I love how longhorn cattle.
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Isn't that the big steer from University of Texas?
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Yeah, bevo, oh a coat on Monday is like a oh my gosh.
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That looks like a raccoon.
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It's like a lemur had a baby with a yeah, with a raccoon, yeah and something else, kind of scary looking.
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It's from Brazil.
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Okay.
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Apparently they don't love interstates.
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Sorry.
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Yeah, but anyway, speaking of interstates and animals, Okay.
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Now, this one's not.
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There was other news.
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Okay.
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But this one doesn't seem as far-fetched to me.
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Mm-hmm.
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Well, because it's Florida, Florida man.
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Florida had something on the side of the interstate.
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I'm going to let you guess what it was.
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Take a wild guess A gator.
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So I don't know if you saw this A giant gator gets on the interstate and I guess there's cops and everything to wrangle it.
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You know it's not part of the job description.
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Some dude shows up, uh-huh.
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Yeah, some dude shows up dressed like a little like five-year-old in camo gear.
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Oh, you know, just like.
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I don't go hang out on the porch.
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And he had like a camo cut-off shirt.
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Nice Camo shorts, like you do.
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Spoiler alert no shoes.
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Checks out.
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That's what I would do All camo.
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But no shoes.
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Apparently he's an alligator trapper.
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But not a shoe wearer.
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Okay, you think if you trapped alligators maybe I'm you don't make some at some point?
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Some kids, anything I don't know, some crack why?
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don't you put some kangaroos on?
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Um, yeah, anyway, but yeah, so he gets out there barefoot and the gator's ginormous.
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It's not like a small alligator.
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Oh my goodness.
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There's nothing more.
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Florida.
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No.
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And I enjoy going to the state of Florida.
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Yeah, there's nothing more Florida than a gator on the interstate trapped by a man wearing camo and no shoes.
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No.
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I don't think he had a mullet, though that would have been the only thing.
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Wow, that would have made it maybe.
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He was also a Marine.
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He had his hat backwards, which I wear mine backwards all the time.
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They call it a muscle shirt, okay, Okay, we're looking at a picture, right?
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Now we don't have video on this podcast.
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It looks a little bit like a onesie.
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They say this is a six.
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It does look like he's wearing a.
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Ok for the women listening.
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You know the cute like little jumpsuits that are like pants and sleeveless that are kind of in style now and some of them are short version.
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It almost looks like he just took one of those and cut it into short shorts and it's very fitted Right.
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It's almost bike short, wow yeah yeah, that is um.
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Yeah, florida was like um, I see your kangaroo and I raise you an alligator interstate story.
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Oh, you got a hopping animal.
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Guess what?
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We have a dinosaur On our interstate.
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It's crazy down here in the South.
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Good gracious, yeah where else does that happen.
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I don't know, but it that's probably Alabama and Florida.
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If it's going to happen here, that's about where it's going to happen.
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To be honest, I mean we're from Alabama, but it checks out.
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It sounds right.
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Yeah, that totally checks out, I'll take a pack of peanuts and Coke.
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Y'all hear what's on my 85?
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Yeah, yeah.
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Somebody's scratching off lottery tickets right now.
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Oh my gosh, that is the most lottery ticket scratching conversation ever.
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Yeah, if they're at the counter, yeah.
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Gas station, yeah, gas station attendant.
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Right, yep, yeah a gas station attendant Right yep and he's got the scoop.
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Oh, so much.
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He's telling that same story all day.
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By the end of the day, he could go on like Jimmy Kimmel and kill with it, because he's, like you know, kind of like edited and perfected it.
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Yeah, man, but it's strange news Wowzer, that is strange.
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That's kind of an update.
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There was another.
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Something else on the side of the road.
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No, it wasn't on the side of the road, oh.
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Where was it on the side?
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I'm kidding.
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Where was it?
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No, it wasn't on the side of the road.
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Okay, but speaking of random news stories, I don't know if you heard a man had to get airlifted from Japan's Mount Fuji.
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Oh, I did hear this story.
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It's a big one, yep.
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Returns to the slope days later and is rescued after a year again yeah, wasn't it?
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he had like um altitude sickness, like he was climbing, yeah, okay which I have an idea if you get altitude sickness how about you stay clear of mount fuji?
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Yeah, you want to start with a baby mountain first, or like just a hill in the backyard or some business yeah, you got motion sickness.
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What are you getting for your birthday?
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A boat, what?
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So I heard he went back the very next day, so it was days later.
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Four days later.
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So he went back because yeah, why did he go back?
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Well, he's 27, so he's not that You're still figuring it out your brain is still a little jello Student.
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So he's airlifted altitude sickness.
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Good gracious.
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For the second time, for, oh, he left his phone and other belongings.
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Huh, I'm going to tell you right now if I left my phone on Mount Fuji.
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Yeah.
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And went back the other belongings better be like $20 million.
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You just have to get air lifted.
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Would you leave your birth certificate?
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Yeah, Do you not have the Verizon like insurance plan?
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You know anything happens.
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I don't know.
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It's an extra 50 bucks, they'll replace the phone.
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I have a feeling that when you make that claim with a Shurian, don't ask me how I know for feeling that.
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When you make that claim with a shurian, don't ask me how I know for your cell phone and you pay the deductible and they say what was the reason?
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And you said I left it on mount fuji yeah they probably won't like yeah you know, people drop it in the toilet and they're like what happened.
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I dropped it in the toilet.
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Just upgrade already dog another.
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You'll never guess why he had to get rescued again.
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Another climber found him there, unable to move, after he apparently developed altitude sickness for a second time.
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First of all, his doctor's going to drop him.
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You should have gone to Verizon for the second time.
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Would have been way cheaper.
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Good gracious.
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Maybe not cheaper.
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Somebody put an air tag on him right now because he ain't got no business.
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There is no charge or penalty when a climber needs to be rescued.
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I don't know, but I've been almost dropped from AAA before.
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I bet there is.
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I'm going to say the second time they might want to hit you up with a fee or something.
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Yeah, pay for the gas or something for the helicopter.
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Can you imagine, if it's the same same helicopter, he should have got a kangaroo alabama they could have.
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Yeah, um, can you imagine like going?
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They're like oh, we got another rescue, all right, we're coming, we're on our way, we'll be right there and they land.
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Sorry, that's not how I got the camera.
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And then they land and they're like this is the same dude, you look familiar.
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What's wrong?
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I don't know.
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I'm kind of pale and nauseous.
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What are you doing here?
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Well, I left my phone.
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This is not your girlfriend's house, it's Mount.
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Fuji.
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And how do you find it?
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I mean, guess who has found my iPhone?
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It ain't still charged in that cold weather.
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Everybody knows, when they get too hot or too cold the battery goes like that.
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I can't find my phone in my house.
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No, you know, when you leave your phone in your house at night, when do you think you left it last?
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Probably Mount Fuji, you know what?
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Hey call my phone.
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I'm going to run over to, I'll food you real quick and walk around.
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Just keep calling it.
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What do you mean?
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Keep calling it For three weeks?
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Until I pass out from nausea.
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When I find it, I'll come back on a helicopter.
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What if the person hadn't found him I'm assuming his?
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There's no way that phone had any battery left.
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Can you hear me now?
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No, I have a question.
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Oh, a climber found him.
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Yeah, he could have died.
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They'd have been like the guy died.
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It was the same guy.
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We picked up, it just dates before.
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What was he doing back here?
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I don't know.
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Can you imagine him Like going, like going back to Mount Fuji, like, hey, man, let me borrow your phone, I'm gonna go back to Mount Fuji and try to get Find mine real quick.
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And.
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I'm just going to use it to call, you know, like his roommate or something Like man no, you left your phone.
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You can't take my phone to Mount Fuji.
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No, then we're going to have two phones on Mount Fuji.
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Can't trust you for nothing.
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You're behind.
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It's going to be waiting on a helicopter again.
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Yeah, try to go parasailing.
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You passed out Altitude sickness.
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Oh my gosh, it's not even like a hike in East Tennessee.
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It's Mount Fuji.
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Yeah, and you know the phone wasn't at the base of a mountain, no, because he got another good while to get back up there.
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I don't understand.
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I don't.
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Any of that yeah.
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Yeah, I got a shark phobia.
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I dropped my phone.
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Where is it On the bottom of the ocean?
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Yeah, I'm going to scoop it out and go get it.
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I have crippling panic and anxiety attacks.
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Are you going to go back for it?
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Yeah, yeah, I am.
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Yeah, I think I can put it in some rice.
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He did not get the insurance.
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No, there's no way.
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That's why you get insurance.
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That's why you get insurance.
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Yeah, in case you go to Mount Fuji Unless you left a person, and in that case it's just another rescue mission.
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Man Wowzer Anyway.
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But yeah, that's a.
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I don't like that one.
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Get your cell phone insured For sure, because they'll wipe it.
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There's one more.
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There's one more news article I saw and I know you don't like talking about this, but we're just going to hit it real quick.
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Okay, Humanoid robots ran a Chinese half marathon alongside flesh and blood competitors.
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So it's basically it's like Robocop with no gun, kind of.
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Okay, you just pulled up the picture.
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It looks like Robocop.
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It's kind of like a Interrunner's tank top.
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It's kind of like a Robocop in a tank top.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, and then there's one that's got a rain jacket on.
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Apparently it's not waterproof.
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Black face looking helmet thing, yeah jacket on.
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Apparently it's not waterproof Black face looking helmet thing, yeah, okay, there's another one I don't like talking about silicone mask and fake eyes Looks like straight up AI.
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Isn't that a real person?
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But then the body's all like robot.
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They're coming to kill us.
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Yeah, I don't like it at all.
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The kicker is how do you keep running beside it?
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No, I think it's the runners are on one side and then AI runs their race over here, so they have, like they're, kind of split up.
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They have pictures putting medals on the robots.
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Of course they got the medals.
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They're a machine.
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But there's an own division.
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So there's like a medal that kind of looks like a golden robot.
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The robot doesn't know it's getting a medal.
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Yeah.
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What.
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It is.
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And then there's also robot dogs no Four-legged robots.
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Those things give me nightmares looking at them, uh-uh.
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There are four-legged robots perform before the awards ceremony for the humanoid robot half marathon held in Beijing.
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This is the beginning of the horror movie.
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And then there's kids like playing with the four-legged robot dogs.
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With no head.
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Like.
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I don't like it there is a kid humanoid robot running?
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No, that should be against the law they got a leash on it.
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It's like at the mall.
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It's like at the mall, it's like a disney, and this is what?
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Well, if you want to be a real human, this is what it's like at disney.
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I said, stay with me, al sorry, I mean uh.
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And then one, what is even?
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Okay, I'm telling you, I'm telling you it's too far john krasinski can go ahead, start writing the movie, or whatever.
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There's one of them doing a backflip.
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I can't do a backflip why.
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I'm telling you oh gosh, I hope we're not living about to be living in a yeah.
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We're at that point.
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Yeah, here we are, people Kangaroos.
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Kangaroos.
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Are on the interstate in Alabama.
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Terminator.
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Yeah, here we are, people, kangaroos.
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Kangaroos Are on the interstate in Alabama.
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Terminator, yeah, allocators in Florida.
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Yeah, wow, and then yeah.
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Yeah.
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And then robots are running marathons.
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I'm going to say they don't get tired.
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What are we doing?
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What are we doing?
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Are they in the spelling bee?
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That's not fair.
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No, no, it's not fair.
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And why are we teaching them to do like you know?
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You know how the story ends, right, are we?
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going to get to the point where they just all look human but they're a robot, and then the crowd is human but we're just watching the robots compete.
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I don't know.
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Are we betting on robots?
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This is like this is like dark.
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That's a different Netflix.
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AI yeah.
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I'm going to call it right now Regret.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, regret Strong, strong.
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I don't see the end game being.
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No.
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We think a smartphone's bad Psh, uh-uh, ten years, uh-uh, they years, uh-uh.
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They could have got one of these dudes put a Find my iPhone app in him and send him up Mount Fuji.
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Why is he at the race?
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Let homeboy sit on the couch.
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Don't get sick, no more.
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I'm saying yeah, yeah.
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That's the only saving grace.
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They should just let him work for Verizon and go up mountains Rescue that's the only saving grace.
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They should just let them work for Verizon and go up mountains.
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Rescue missions.
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Yeah yeah, put jorts on one no shoes, he can wrestle alligators.
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He can just shock him.
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You know what I'm saying.
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Yeah, get robots To do the alligator rescuing or whatever Controlling.
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Yeah, yeah, that's where it's, at Kangaroo on the side of the road.
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Yeah, some RoboCop.
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We got a Robo for that yeah.
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You think that thing needed to go to Auburn University Veterinary Clinic before.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:25:14.763 --> 00:25:16.615
Yeah, let a robot sedate that thing.
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Yeah, yeah.
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Kangaroos I'm like, no, I'm good, no.
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I'm just going to hop on back to Australia.
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Pet in zoo.
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Ain't nobody petting me?
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No more Pet that robot, oh my gosh Okay.
00:25:31.444 --> 00:25:36.618
Anyway, that was a little scary, yeah, well, that's what's going on unfortunately Watch the interstates.
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yeah for wild animals.
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Yeah, if you're driving up I-85 or 65 or whatever.
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Right, if you're in Florida, alabama, you don't have to go to the zoo basically is what we're saying Just go on and go on your trip.
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You'll see it on the way, Right.
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Just look in the media and if you lose your phone, just go to Verizon.
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Yeah, it's fine, right, don't climb that mountain again.
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Anyway, y'all have a good one All right Peace, thank you.