Lukas Gage asks about cringeworthy moments

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a website or domain. Welcome to the Handsome Pod. I'm
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Mae Martin, joined by.
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Fortune Feimster. And Tig Notaro. Woo!
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Woo!
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Guys!
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Fortune, we need some information about....
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Your home.
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Oh, wow.
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We're just really getting to it. I need information.
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Well, because we did a mini-sode when we were going
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to be doing that.
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I'm sorry, a mini-sode?
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Oh, sorry. That's from another podcast, I think.
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What do we call them?
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Our pretty little episodes.
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Pretty little episodes. Yeah.
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We were supposed to do a full one. Yeah, but
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we did a miniature one.
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Because your internet wasn't... wasn't up yet, but we were
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wondering whether that's what we were wondering whether.
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Uh, yeah, yeah. That's what that's internet o'clock.
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So, uh, so how, yeah. How was the move? Tell
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us everything girl.
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Girl dish.
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Girl.
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Well, yeah. So I got a new home that I
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am moving into currently. It all happened very quickly. When
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we had looked for the last house that we were in,
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we looked for like two years. LA's market is just bananas.
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And I... I had just kind of gotten to the
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point where I just felt like the house was too
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big for just me, you know, like it's a lovely
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home and it's, but it's like for a family, you know,
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it's like, it was even too big for when Jackson
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and I were in there together and may would be
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happy to move in. You do know that.
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I mean, I know you got that Pac-Man machine.
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That's right. Well, it's kind of, it's come with, um, Yeah,
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I just was coming home from the road and I
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was just like, this is cavernous. I don't feel at home.
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And I just casually texted a real estate friend and
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i i said hey i want to just kind of
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start um casually looking yeah nothing serious but like if
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you see anything cool just send it my way and
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and there was a house i wrote her because there
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was a house in my neighborhood i was curious about
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i didn't think it was right but i was like
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i just want to check it out just to kind
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of see what's out there yeah she goes yeah sure
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and then and then here are like five other places
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and one of them i was like oh this one's
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cool it reminded me of my first house i bought
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out here.
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Yeah i remember you saying you loved that i.
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Love that house yeah but this one was a little
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bit bigger but one story and just cozy and yeah
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with a more space and i was like this one
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looks cool and i saw it two days later and
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i was like yep.
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Oh my god i really admire that literally went that
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fast wow i really do that's one of my favorite
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qualities in a person is like just pulling the trigger
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you know just make the make the also spiritually like
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a fresh start like that yeah like there's yeah just.
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Make some new memories in a new space i.
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Think so i just I just wanted something that was
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smaller and I just, I knew I could like being
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by myself, just knew where everything was and like in
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the house side of not upstairs, not being able to
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hear downstairs.
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Wait, so you didn't hadn't, you hadn't gotten your bearings
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in your old house to know your way around?
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No, I mean, like, I mean, as far as like,
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if I'm upstairs and someone broke in or something, I
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can't hear, you know, I don't know. Just the safety
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of it, I think, was more of it for me.
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And to maintain it.
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Yeah.
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I mean, this old house had, like, a gazillion bathrooms. Like,
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I don't want to have to deal with all that. Right.
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You're a one-toilet kind of gal.
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I'm a one, maybe two-toilet kind of gal. And so, yeah,
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I just, you know, walked into it and just had
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the vibe where it, again, reminded me of my old
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house that I really loved. I was like, this is it.
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And are you getting some good bites on the other
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house to sell? We're going to put it up for
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sale at some point, but that hasn't happened yet. But yeah,
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so I moved this last week. That's why I missed
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our recording because the move ended up taking six hours.
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I thought it would take like three or four. And
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you know, it's, Still kind of bare bones. I only
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move some furniture, but I'll just be a little bachelor
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with some sparse furniture for a little bit.
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That's fun, though.
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I'm excited for you.
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I'm so excited. I think the question on all of
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our minds is, did you bring the plastic plant?
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The plastic plant has made its way to this, of course.
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Because you're not there now. You're not podcasting from the
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new place. Yeah, so I'm curious to see the new
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podcasting setup.
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I know. Well, my office area, I've got to figure
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out if I'm going to zhuzh it up somehow. But
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the video game, I have a multi-cade arcade stand-up.
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Hell yeah, you do.
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It has made its way to this house, and it's
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in my office now.
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Get me over there, girl.
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Get on over here. I like what I'm hearing. I
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love this. So, yeah, I'm like going full Bachelor in
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this house. Like, no furniture and an arcade game.
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Do you need framed pictures of me, Mae, and Thomas
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on your walls? Okay.
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Individual and group. And what about... Picture of Kitty City.
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Why not? Yeah, why not? Why not?
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Yeah, we're going to have to get your new address
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and you're going to be getting some stuff in the mail.
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What about a lava lamp? You guys could also come
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over sometime.
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Well, it's crazy that we're... Did you just turn down
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my invite?
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I just, you know, I don't have a car. I
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like to stay in my neighborhood.
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May doesn't have a car and still Ubers everywhere.
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I mean, to be two bachelors in our respective bachelor
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pads playing games, like I'm playing darts, you're playing Pac-Man,
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we gotta just combine forces.
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I still gotta make it to your bachelor pad.
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Yeah, you do. I'm gonna have a Halloween party.
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All right. Come on now.
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Are you guys in?
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I'm going to be in Toronto. If I'm in town,
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I don't know yet. Not to avoid your party. I'm
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going to Toronto just to avoid this party. That's how
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much Tick doesn't want to dress up in costume. Costumes?
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Well, no, I go as an aging lesbian every year.
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Nice but you love a mustache you would you.
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Would rock a mustache yeah yeah yeah you could just.
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Wear that and call it a day maybe i could
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wear a mustache and say i'm gone as tig.
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Yeah that's pretty good yeah i like that yeah yeah
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i'm gonna um maybe go as twinkerbell so i'm gonna
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be like a sort of gay boy tinkerbell.
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Whoa what what does that outfit tell shirtless.
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I'm still workshopping it but yeah it's like shirtless with
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like like but with like a vest over it.
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You know and then hide the nips hide.
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The nips of course and then maybe like like some
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little shorts or something.
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Well this is fitting for what's happening in your life
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right now which.
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Guys can you hold on i'm sorry one second this
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might be a call that i have to for a
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doctor's appointment i'm sorry hold on one second sure sure
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hello This.
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Feels like a prank edge.
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I feel like that was a calling from where? Oh yes. Yes.
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Hi. This is, this will be on the pod.
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We have to keep this in.
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Yes.
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She's left her headphones in.
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Sorry.
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What'd you say?
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We have to.
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Keep this is part of the pod.
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No, I mean, I thought that was a prank because
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the way it was like, Oh, sorry i'm just getting
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hello the way.
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I set it up that yeah where may is that
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in their life right now take i don't know if
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you knew this but may is uh even an even
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bigger heartthrob than they were before why Their show Wayward's
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still a big hit. It's still number one on Netflix.
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Of course it is.
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Why wouldn't it be?
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I know, but Mae's an even bigger heartthrob now. I
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don't know what episode it is.
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Why are you yelling at me?
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But at some point, Mae shows ass.
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Yeah, I do show ass.
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May Marie.
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May Marie shows ass.
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Your dungarees back on, my friend. We already know you're
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a smoke show.
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Listen.
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Tig, listen to this. Wait, you've seen it?
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So you've seen May's ass?
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Yeah.
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Tell us, have you seen May's ass? I haven't seen
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May's ass yet.
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I would remember that. Clearly, I'm the better friend of
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all of y'all.
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I never claim to be a good friend to anyone.
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Okay?
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But take a picture of this.
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All right. You watched this?
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Yeah.
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Clearly. We're friends. Thank you.
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Look, if you're a real friend of mine, don't look
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at my ass, okay? That's how I gauge a good friend.
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Give me some privacy.
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Go ahead. Well, I'm going to paint the picture for you.
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May's partner on the show is like, come over here.
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And May goes to stand up and she goes, no,
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don't stand. And then May starts crawling like this and
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then takes their shirt off. Ripped.
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Tats are glowing.
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You sure? And then somehow it turns over. I can't
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remember how that part happened.
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She flips me over.
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And then here comes the ass. Oh, my God. Pants down,
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ass out.
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Ass out.
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Yeah, that's our Mae, little cowboy.
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And that's the end of the series?
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And that's the cliffhanger. That's it.
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You don't know what happens after that.
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And there's no follow-up to the series. It's just make
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up your own ending.
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It literally goes, the end.
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Yeah, and meaning Mae's ass is the end. Okay, and
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so it's like a Mad Libs TV series. It's you
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make up, you fill in the blank.
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May I say, it was very... tastefully... You're not seeing
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asshole or full ass.
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The whole time I thought, this is so tasteful.
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Is it like gather around the family tasteful?
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I did like this. This is so tasteful.
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So tastefully done. Seeing naked, railed on the... And also
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my wife is seven months pregnant in it and fully
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clothed and I'm fully naked. It's insane. And you're just.
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Getting railed from behind. So is that the... Episode five, like,
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holy cow. Yeah.
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The number.
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Yeah. I, it was really, um, uh, yeah. Embarrassing. But
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then people are commenting on it being like, um saying
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things nice things not nice things but then someone just
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commented didn't may write this too so so may wanted
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us to see their ass yeah that's a little cowboy
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good ass they had to cgi out because you're wearing
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like a flesh colored piece of cloth covering your nether
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regions like and so they.
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Always wear those do you even when oh yeah.
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You do actually wear flesh colored underwear don't you i do.
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I wear pontes yeah brawny pontes brawny.
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Pontes yeah anyway thanks for watching fortune i'm.
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Gonna watch it congrats on it's still number one it's
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been over what over a week.
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I think it's about to get knocked out by ed
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gaines the the serial killer ryan murphy thing i think
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it's ryan murphy which is so what does that say
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about our culture you know i mean i'll be watching
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it but.
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Um, who knows what it says? I want to tell
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you that it keeps running through my mind that the
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other day, I can't remember if it was on a
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full episode or a Minnesota, whatever you called it. There
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was some thing that I feel like I delivered that
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could have sounded rude. And I was like, Oh, I
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wonder if May took that the wrong way. I was talking,
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we were talking about some show and I said, I'll
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be watching Wayward before.
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I watch that.
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Oh, oh no. I took it as a compliment. Okay.
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I didn't want it to sound like I was saying
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I would watch that. No, I have all the plans
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in the world to watch Wayward, but Stephanie and I
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are waiting to be together.
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Zero brush. There's a lot to watch.
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Yeah, I have to get through all my stories before
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I get to wayward.
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I don't think I've ever been offended by anything either
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of you have said. Oh, that's good.
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That's really good. I haven't been offended by... Well, I know.
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I feel like I always get it. Yeah, I've never been.
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In fact, it's a badge of honor.
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I feel like most people... I think get my sense
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of humor.
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Yeah, you're a famous comedian.
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Well, sure, but there are people where they.
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I remember I was.
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Doing something on stage where somebody in the front row,
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they were like, oh, I know what it was, where
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I was teasing the Indigo Girls coming out.
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Oh, yeah.
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And this woman was shaking her head with deep disappointment.
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And I said, what's wrong? And she said, I guess
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I just thought you were nicer than this. Oh!
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Oh, my God.
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And I was like, wow.
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So this person really doesn't get my sense of humor. Like, yeah.
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Yeah, that's insane.
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Yeah. But no, you guys haven't offended me. And I...
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I feel confident I haven't said anything trying to upset anybody.
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But if I do, let me know. And we'll talk
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about it. We'll talk about it.
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We'll talk it out.
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We'll talk it out. Yeah.
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We'll work it out, you guys.
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We'll go to couples therapy.
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We'll go to throuples therapy.
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Oh, my God.
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Yeah.
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Hell, well. Or we'll all three of us go to HR,
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which is Thomas.
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And we'll get a talking to.
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Yeah.
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Not checking that I put away all my puppets before
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up to get some water in the middle of the night,
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therapized soon because today I fly to this therapy retreat
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that I'm doing for six days. I'm flying tonight. packed
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my little bag, not bringing a synthesizer, not bringing my
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contouring stick.
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What are you going to do? Not even your clear
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eye mascara?
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I'm bringing none of that shit. I'm going in raw.
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Bare bones, baby.
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Just your butt. Just your bare ass. Just my bare ass. Yeah,
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I'm nervous, though, to have my phone taken away for
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six days.
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You're there for like five days?
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Six, yeah.
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Oof.
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I had my intake call. And I know I can't–
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you're not supposed to really share what goes on inside.
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Like part of it is discretion.
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But girl, you're going to. Girl, you know me.
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Girl, tell us all a hot gossip.
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Listen, off the pod, I will. But I know I
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have to be– I have to not.
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Yeah, we don't want you– Ban from there.
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We don't want you arrested.
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Exactly.
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If you like it.
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But I am nervous.
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Arrested.
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Oh, man. That could happen.
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Yeah.
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I think I'll probably feel really anxious for the first
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couple of days just not.
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If not the whole six days.
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Yeah.
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Listen, am I going to make it the whole time?
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Arrowhead.
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I know.
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With your phone and synthesizer and clear mascara. And that
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hot dog. Remember that hot dog?
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Do I ever?
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I try and like, remove that i think i need
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therapy it's an intrusive thought sometimes where i'm like oh man.
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And the two chips as the garnish.
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The two Doritos. The little gherkin.
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Yeah.
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But anyway, I might come out with a totally different personality.
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I might be like, hi. Hi, guys.
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Oh, wow.
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Lovely to see you. I don't know.
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I'm feeling Zen. You'll be like of the earth.
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I don't know if we'll be able to use you
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on the podcast.
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Yeah, we need you to be funny.
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Yeah. And like quirky, you know.
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Have some facts. You got to fill your role, you know.
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You definitely need your facts.
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Yeah, we need those. I got a May fact.
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Give it to us.
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Oh, maybe I told you already, Tig.
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Oh, well, then never mind. Let's move on. I haven't
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heard it.
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Oh, okay.
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Let's sell it again.
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It's about the dance plague. Yeah, I have told it.
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I told you about it. Yeah, never mind. I take
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it back. Basically, fortune, there was this woman. That's all
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I think about. There was a woman in 1518 called
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Frau Trafawi. Tell me more. I don't remember her name.
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Frau Trafawi?
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I don't remember her name.
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I think I must have tuned you.
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Out because I don't remember Frau Trafraui. Merch alert. Frau
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Trafraui cannot be real.
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That sounds like a Star Wars character.
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Can you Google 1518 dance place?
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Frau Trafraui, however that spelling is up to you.
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So she starts dancing.
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Yeah, Frau.
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Frau.
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I didn't know the gender. Frau Trafaui.
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Thomas is typing.
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Yeah, Thomas is typing.
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Frau is a real name. Who cares?
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Tell the story.
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May spell it for the folks because I'll never guess.
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Okay, Frau, F-R-A-U, and then Trafia, Trafia. T-R-O-F-F-E-A. Okay, this
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is good. Thomas has just sent, I guess, from Wikipedia
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or something. I'm going to... Okay, in July 1518, a
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woman whose name was given.
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I'm going to go to the bathroom. Tell me what happens.
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This is where we would put in a toilet flush.
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A woman whose name was given as.
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Also, what do you mean whose name was given as?
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As Frau Trophia... Stepped into the street and began dancing.
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She seemed unable to stop and she kept dancing until
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she collapsed from exhaustion. After resting, she resumed the compulsive
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frenzied activity and continued this way for days. Within a week,
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more than 30 people were similarly affected. They kept going
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long past the point of injury. City authorities were alarmed
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by the ever-increasing. So it basically was a contagious dance.
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Oh, wow.
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People died and whatever. And then she, I think, Trow,
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Trafawi went to different towns.
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Miss Trafawi? And recruited people to die dancing?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, she kept starting these dance parties.
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The fact that this story has come up twice, I'm
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getting the vibe where we've entered another bear portal.
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I know. Get me to the Institute.
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Get me to the Institute. It's crazy, though. And why
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were people like, yeah, I can't stop, won't stop dancing
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till I die.
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Well, some people think that it was like a poison
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in the yeast of the bread or something had gone
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bad in the town and they were all psychotic. But
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I don't know. I think it was a curse of Trafalgar.
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Crazy bread.
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Yeah, all that crazy bread.
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Wait, there's crazy bread?
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Yeah, what did you mean by that? I went with it, but.
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You said yeast. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but then you said, oh, yeah,
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that crazy bread insinuating that people just know about crazy bread.
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What?
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What's happening?
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I'm insinuating that people ate bread and went nuts and
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started dancing till they died.
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It sounded like crazy bread is a thing. Or that
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yeast infections....
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What has happened to our show?
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How could we possibly get as much information as we
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just got and then we all just fell off the
504
00:24:05.299 --> 00:24:09.579
wagon of conversation and looked at each other like, What
505
00:24:09.619 --> 00:24:12.619
are you talking about? Nobody knows what the other person
506
00:24:12.700 --> 00:24:13.640
is talking about.
507
00:24:13.769 --> 00:24:15.329
And none of us knew that we were going to
508
00:24:15.369 --> 00:24:16.470
talk about this today.
509
00:24:16.490 --> 00:24:17.849
No, we did not.
510
00:24:18.130 --> 00:24:19.569
And I've already heard about it.
511
00:24:19.650 --> 00:24:20.410
I know.
512
00:24:20.670 --> 00:24:22.890
I've already heard about Frouchafalli.
513
00:24:24.349 --> 00:24:25.349
Lucky you.
514
00:24:25.769 --> 00:24:26.630
No.
515
00:24:27.210 --> 00:24:30.019
It was probably different when you heard it too. It's changing.
516
00:24:31.880 --> 00:24:34.119
Well, what a fact, Mae. Thank you.
517
00:24:34.299 --> 00:24:34.900
You're welcome.
518
00:24:35.160 --> 00:24:37.059
And can we just put a cap on that?
519
00:24:37.180 --> 00:24:39.700
Frouch or Fowey? I think we ban Frouch or.
520
00:24:39.660 --> 00:24:44.069
Fowey for the future episode. I think we should.
521
00:24:44.089 --> 00:24:45.509
You're attached to Frouch or Fowey?
522
00:24:45.529 --> 00:24:48.430
I don't know. I don't mind it. Two against one.
523
00:24:48.450 --> 00:24:51.990
All right. Mae and I have shared some tidbits of
524
00:24:52.049 --> 00:24:56.359
our life. Tig, would you like to add anything to that?
525
00:24:56.400 --> 00:24:56.579
No.
526
00:24:58.119 --> 00:24:59.380
Let's get to our question.
527
00:24:59.619 --> 00:25:03.250
No, I'm not ready. I'm not ready yet.
528
00:25:03.269 --> 00:25:09.390
Yeah, I don't really have anything to say. There's nothing
529
00:25:09.410 --> 00:25:10.549
going on in my life.
530
00:25:10.609 --> 00:25:12.490
God, I wish you did more.
531
00:25:15.440 --> 00:25:19.799
I'm just, you know, Stephanie's still in London and I'm like,
532
00:25:20.819 --> 00:25:24.740
I'm ready. I've said it a million times. I'm just
533
00:25:24.819 --> 00:25:28.440
enjoying living my normal life. You know what I did today?
534
00:25:28.460 --> 00:25:32.740
You're just in mom mode? I am. And I love it.
535
00:25:32.769 --> 00:25:35.470
Fortune Marie.
536
00:25:38.009 --> 00:25:38.589
How dare you?
537
00:25:39.470 --> 00:25:40.470
Yuck my yum.
538
00:25:40.490 --> 00:25:42.009
I'm totally kidding.
539
00:25:43.430 --> 00:25:46.410
While Fortune's playing Pac-Man in an empty house.
540
00:25:47.869 --> 00:25:51.519
And I'm like doing laundry, folding clothes, emptying the dishwasher,
541
00:25:51.579 --> 00:25:52.900
picking up the kids, going to.
542
00:25:52.839 --> 00:25:55.559
The grocery store. I wish you did more, actually.
543
00:25:55.579 --> 00:25:56.480
Yeah.
544
00:25:58.160 --> 00:26:03.190
But I'm still in that mode and I'm really enjoying it.
545
00:26:03.200 --> 00:26:04.549
Oh, I love that.
546
00:26:05.029 --> 00:26:09.230
But I do, I love... Doing the podcast, I have
547
00:26:09.250 --> 00:26:13.529
a show, I think, tomorrow night. And, you know, Papa
548
00:26:13.549 --> 00:26:15.710
Grande is going to come over, hang out with Max
549
00:26:15.769 --> 00:26:19.480
and Finn. And so it feels like that balance of like,
550
00:26:20.019 --> 00:26:24.920
I'm podcasting, I'm doing shows, and I'm running around. Like
551
00:26:24.960 --> 00:26:30.369
the call I answered earlier was Max and Finn's doctor appointment. Um, and, um,
552
00:26:30.890 --> 00:26:34.529
it just feels nice to be submerged in the life
553
00:26:34.609 --> 00:26:39.390
that I've normally been out in the world working towards having, but,
554
00:26:39.670 --> 00:26:44.089
but really being in my life and not just cramming
555
00:26:44.150 --> 00:26:50.400
it in, in between tours or filming, but like really
556
00:26:50.420 --> 00:26:52.420
being in it. And it just, it just feels, it
557
00:26:52.440 --> 00:26:54.880
feels nice. So that's what I'm up to.
558
00:26:54.920 --> 00:26:55.000
Yeah.
559
00:26:56.380 --> 00:26:58.640
Thank you, even if that's not sincere.
560
00:26:58.660 --> 00:27:01.819
It is wildly sincere. I think about you as I'm
561
00:27:01.839 --> 00:27:04.740
playing my arcade game all the time. What are you
562
00:27:04.759 --> 00:27:08.809
talking about? What are you talking about?
563
00:27:08.829 --> 00:27:12.849
I didn't think about you. No, that's what I crave,
564
00:27:12.890 --> 00:27:16.390
that type of life, Tig. And that's what the Institute
565
00:27:16.430 --> 00:27:17.609
is going to help me conjure.
566
00:27:18.289 --> 00:27:22.609
Are you talking about just balance in general for kids? Yeah.
567
00:27:23.480 --> 00:27:25.259
Yeah, and I want a family, so I want to
568
00:27:25.299 --> 00:27:29.980
be the best version of myself in order to magnetize
569
00:27:30.069 --> 00:27:31.410
that life that I want.
570
00:27:32.490 --> 00:27:33.869
So you definitely want kids?
571
00:27:34.349 --> 00:27:37.289
I want kids in my life that I'm raising.
572
00:27:37.309 --> 00:27:42.630
Does that count? Sure, whatever means it comes by.
573
00:27:42.650 --> 00:27:48.789
Yeah, I want to make up weird stories and games.
574
00:27:49.369 --> 00:27:51.839
I know there's other stuff. to do with parenting, but
575
00:27:51.880 --> 00:27:53.720
that's the part I, that's pretty much it, right?
576
00:27:53.759 --> 00:27:54.019
Yeah.
577
00:27:54.339 --> 00:27:56.240
Fanciful world. Yeah.
578
00:27:56.380 --> 00:27:59.539
Yeah. You know what I also really enjoy is, um,
579
00:28:00.279 --> 00:28:05.680
this is very embarrassing to admit. I have this game
580
00:28:05.740 --> 00:28:11.460
in my head where I'm like, okay, if somebody, if
581
00:28:11.509 --> 00:28:15.829
somebody popped into our house while Stephanie's out of town,
582
00:28:15.930 --> 00:28:18.690
even when Stephanie's in town, but she's, and let's just,
583
00:28:19.079 --> 00:28:21.539
Take it right now. While she's out of town, in
584
00:28:21.640 --> 00:28:25.119
my mind, I'm like, I'm going to keep up this
585
00:28:25.180 --> 00:28:30.059
house to a T. Because if there was a house
586
00:28:30.119 --> 00:28:34.119
patrol that popped in and was like, are the dishes clean?
587
00:28:34.200 --> 00:28:35.289
Are the clothes clean?
588
00:28:35.349 --> 00:28:37.990
Are they folded and put away?
589
00:28:38.269 --> 00:28:41.150
Are the cats fed? Is there enough food in the house?
590
00:28:42.049 --> 00:28:45.730
Making sure that balance is going on, that everything is handled,
591
00:28:46.829 --> 00:28:51.500
it's like... That I guess it makes sense because it's
592
00:28:51.559 --> 00:28:56.640
like when I train for something or I'm like trying
593
00:28:56.700 --> 00:28:59.339
to get my health in order, I'm not into like
594
00:28:59.799 --> 00:29:05.289
competing against anyone in a team situation. I'm like, I
595
00:29:05.329 --> 00:29:08.190
want to make sure I'm on top of what I'm doing.
596
00:29:08.490 --> 00:29:09.190
You know what I mean?
597
00:29:09.769 --> 00:29:13.819
And so it's like the ultimate challenge. Me against me
598
00:29:13.900 --> 00:29:17.480
game where I'm like, oh my gosh, I forgot the laundry.
599
00:29:17.500 --> 00:29:19.539
It's in there. And before Max and Finn get home,
600
00:29:19.579 --> 00:29:21.259
I want all of their clothes put away.
601
00:29:21.339 --> 00:29:23.220
And anyway, so that's my little.
602
00:29:23.299 --> 00:29:23.799
That's so satisfying.
603
00:29:23.819 --> 00:29:24.880
So you're winning right now?
604
00:29:26.059 --> 00:29:30.789
I am, but I still have a load of laundry
605
00:29:30.829 --> 00:29:33.950
that isn't. I'm sure the listeners are going to.
606
00:29:33.829 --> 00:29:34.809
Get a life.
607
00:29:34.829 --> 00:29:37.930
But I do have one. This is the life I want.
608
00:29:38.250 --> 00:29:40.369
But so I have a little bit of laundry. that
609
00:29:40.430 --> 00:29:44.839
still needs to be dried and folded. But after that,
610
00:29:45.299 --> 00:29:48.539
after we record, I go get those little cubs and boom,
611
00:29:48.599 --> 00:29:50.339
their house is all ready.
612
00:29:51.069 --> 00:29:52.130
Oh, I love that.
613
00:29:52.609 --> 00:29:55.930
Fortune and I should pop in unannounced in disguise as
614
00:29:55.970 --> 00:29:58.730
house inspectors just at a random point to be like,
615
00:29:58.750 --> 00:30:00.950
is this house in tip top shape? Everything looks smooth?
616
00:30:01.009 --> 00:30:01.250
Yeah.
617
00:30:01.269 --> 00:30:02.170
And have a list.
618
00:30:02.470 --> 00:30:04.970
Yes. And call me out and be like, listen, I
619
00:30:05.019 --> 00:30:07.759
feel like the TV room should be a little cleaner.
620
00:30:10.200 --> 00:30:12.359
But I can show you what I have done and
621
00:30:12.440 --> 00:30:16.160
why the TV room is a little in disarray still.
622
00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:20.230
Yeah. We do take explanations, so that's good.
623
00:30:20.549 --> 00:30:24.710
Okay, good. I don't really see mess. My eyes would
624
00:30:24.730 --> 00:30:25.759
be like, this all looks great.
625
00:30:25.779 --> 00:30:26.279
No, I know.
626
00:30:26.339 --> 00:30:27.039
Look behind you.
627
00:30:27.059 --> 00:30:27.140
Okay.
628
00:30:28.880 --> 00:30:31.819
Like the last four podcasts, you've had just like a
629
00:30:31.980 --> 00:30:35.940
mountain of shit to the right of you.
630
00:30:35.990 --> 00:30:37.210
Stuff I'm donating.
631
00:30:37.230 --> 00:30:41.069
Hey, Mae, remember the rule of show, don't tell?
632
00:30:41.089 --> 00:30:46.160
Yeah, you're right. Yeah, I got to deal with this.
633
00:30:46.339 --> 00:30:50.579
I'm like, look at the pile that Mae's... collecting over
634
00:30:50.619 --> 00:30:52.460
there yeah.
635
00:30:52.079 --> 00:30:55.339
I do have a new object that for for when
636
00:30:55.359 --> 00:30:57.099
we're beauty influencers.
637
00:30:56.940 --> 00:30:59.849
Oh yes i miss my beauty influencer days.
638
00:30:59.750 --> 00:31:01.690
I haven't busted it out yet but it's like a.
639
00:31:01.930 --> 00:31:04.289
What is that oh it's the infrared mask.
640
00:31:03.970 --> 00:31:08.049
Yeah led infrared mask what does that do it like
641
00:31:08.109 --> 00:31:11.349
vibrates and um relaxes your face or something.
642
00:31:11.119 --> 00:31:14.740
It fucks your face Fortune Murray.
643
00:31:14.759 --> 00:31:16.009
I'm getting the F.
644
00:31:26.039 --> 00:31:30.400
Out of my face.
645
00:31:30.420 --> 00:31:35.980
He said, I'm getting the F out of my face.
646
00:31:36.059 --> 00:31:37.849
I'm stunned. I am stunned.
647
00:31:37.880 --> 00:31:41.240
I've never heard something so vibrate.
648
00:31:41.900 --> 00:31:45.670
Assume that's what happens to your face is it gets F'd.
649
00:31:45.690 --> 00:31:49.069
I was just talking about how I play a game
650
00:31:49.089 --> 00:31:57.059
where the House patrol is going to come by and
651
00:31:57.099 --> 00:32:02.599
see if I've folded my laundry and tidied the TV
652
00:32:02.660 --> 00:32:06.420
room and emptied the dishwasher and gone to the grocery
653
00:32:06.440 --> 00:32:08.990
store because I'm a normal person living a normal life.
654
00:32:09.029 --> 00:32:10.390
And then you go and say that?
655
00:32:11.829 --> 00:32:14.309
I just said what I heard.
656
00:32:15.710 --> 00:32:18.170
Well i'm gonna you gotta get one we'll compare notes
657
00:32:18.569 --> 00:32:20.190
you gotta get one let.
658
00:32:20.049 --> 00:32:22.970
Me tell you against one should we get to our
659
00:32:23.059 --> 00:32:24.680
question please.
660
00:32:24.339 --> 00:32:27.640
You gotta get one of these girl your face girl
661
00:32:27.680 --> 00:32:28.299
girl back it.
662
00:32:28.259 --> 00:32:31.960
Up girl girl girl no who is our question asker
663
00:32:31.980 --> 00:32:34.519
please please girl no okay girl.
664
00:32:46.910 --> 00:32:50.680
Well, today's question asker, by the way, would appreciate this
665
00:32:50.740 --> 00:32:57.619
entire conversation. I know he would because he's hilarious. He's
666
00:32:57.680 --> 00:33:01.529
an actor who played Dylan in the Emmy winning first
667
00:33:01.589 --> 00:33:04.210
season of The White Lotus, which we'll get to what
668
00:33:04.269 --> 00:33:08.529
he infamously did on that show. He also starred in
669
00:33:08.630 --> 00:33:12.250
Smile 2 and Companion. He's all over the place lately.
670
00:33:12.329 --> 00:33:18.039
He's really crushing it. Lucas Gage is asking today's question.
671
00:33:18.059 --> 00:33:20.440
Hey, handsome squad.
672
00:33:20.740 --> 00:33:21.339
It's Lucas.
673
00:33:22.180 --> 00:33:24.240
Lucas Gage here, and I have a question for you.
674
00:33:24.960 --> 00:33:28.420
What is the most desperate stunt that you've ever pulled
675
00:33:29.599 --> 00:33:33.140
just to get attention? Talking next morning, you wake up,
676
00:33:33.759 --> 00:33:35.180
and you cannot believe you really did that.
677
00:33:36.460 --> 00:33:36.599
Oh.
678
00:33:37.240 --> 00:33:37.619
Ooh.
679
00:33:37.640 --> 00:33:40.759
Okay, first of all, yeah, let's just address that. The
680
00:33:40.799 --> 00:33:45.519
tank top, the deep voice. This is what I'm going for.
681
00:33:45.619 --> 00:33:50.740
Lucas is sexy. Go to YouTube, check that out. Even
682
00:33:50.759 --> 00:33:53.220
though I couldn't see it, I have to believe you
683
00:33:53.960 --> 00:33:58.140
because my eyesight is gone. But he did look like,
684
00:33:58.880 --> 00:34:02.319
he did resemble a very attractive person from what I
685
00:34:02.319 --> 00:34:02.559
can tell.
686
00:34:02.619 --> 00:34:03.900
You can see the shape, the general shape.
687
00:34:04.119 --> 00:34:06.509
He's very attractive and he's really funny and he has
688
00:34:06.569 --> 00:34:11.130
a fun personality. So do we. Of course. I wasn't.
689
00:34:11.519 --> 00:34:12.599
Counting us out, girl.
690
00:34:12.619 --> 00:34:14.860
I know, but you have to always remind people that
691
00:34:14.900 --> 00:34:15.960
we are a fun bunch.
692
00:34:15.980 --> 00:34:17.659
We are a laugh. Do you want to know what
693
00:34:17.739 --> 00:34:19.739
he did in season one of White Lotus?
694
00:34:20.199 --> 00:34:20.460
What?
695
00:34:20.800 --> 00:34:24.219
Well, Lucas's character did this on the first season of
696
00:34:24.239 --> 00:34:27.119
White Lotus, and it was a real moment, a real
697
00:34:27.179 --> 00:34:30.650
TV moment. He ate a guy's ass.
698
00:34:32.349 --> 00:34:32.989
Fortune!
699
00:34:33.449 --> 00:34:34.250
Marie!
700
00:34:37.289 --> 00:34:40.110
What is happening to our show?
701
00:34:40.250 --> 00:34:44.900
Sorry, should I have built up to slower to that.
702
00:34:45.019 --> 00:34:45.900
I can't talk now.
703
00:34:45.920 --> 00:34:49.969
No, you shouldn't share that. This is a family-friendly show.
704
00:34:51.469 --> 00:34:53.429
Tig, when you were drinking that water, I thought you
705
00:34:53.449 --> 00:34:55.699
were going to do a spit take. When Fortune said it,
706
00:34:55.710 --> 00:34:56.389
I thought you were going to go.
707
00:34:56.969 --> 00:34:59.869
I don't do spit takes because my sons are in
708
00:34:59.909 --> 00:35:06.309
the middle of spit take... obsession they learn to spit
709
00:35:06.329 --> 00:35:09.750
take so they anytime there's something funny going on they
710
00:35:09.829 --> 00:35:13.429
always grab a drink so they can spit take and
711
00:35:13.449 --> 00:35:15.480
so I'm really on top of guys you know what.
712
00:35:15.280 --> 00:35:16.960
Else makes you spit take.
713
00:35:19.800 --> 00:35:28.210
Eating I've not done that before, but I imagine that
714
00:35:28.230 --> 00:35:30.150
would make you thirsty.
715
00:35:30.550 --> 00:35:32.150
I'm dropping out of this conversation.
716
00:35:32.170 --> 00:35:38.170
Poor Lucas Gage is probably like, no! Lucas is probably like, great,
717
00:35:38.210 --> 00:35:40.849
my whole career has been boiled down to this one moment.
718
00:35:40.889 --> 00:35:43.190
But I would like to ask, is there a difference
719
00:35:43.250 --> 00:35:45.599
between rimming and eating out?
720
00:35:46.559 --> 00:35:47.500
What is happening?
721
00:35:49.030 --> 00:35:52.829
Is Remy just around the parameters and then the other
722
00:35:52.869 --> 00:35:54.769
way is really getting in there?
723
00:35:54.789 --> 00:35:56.130
I think maybe.
724
00:35:56.230 --> 00:35:57.269
Oh, come on.
725
00:35:57.389 --> 00:36:00.760
Oh, my God. Come on. Tig is just taking off
726
00:36:00.800 --> 00:36:02.159
her headphones.
727
00:36:02.360 --> 00:36:05.380
It's part of our world now, Tig. Even our grandmas
728
00:36:05.440 --> 00:36:06.059
are doing it.
729
00:36:07.050 --> 00:36:07.809
Oh, my Lord.
730
00:36:07.829 --> 00:36:10.460
Mine's dead, but she probably would have done it.
731
00:36:10.889 --> 00:36:12.670
It's part of life. It's a beautiful thing, I'm sure.
732
00:36:12.690 --> 00:36:14.949
Take one's not part of this. All right. Well, I'll
733
00:36:14.969 --> 00:36:15.550
clean it up.
734
00:36:15.800 --> 00:36:16.300
I promise.
735
00:36:16.320 --> 00:36:17.019
I'll clean it up.
736
00:36:17.320 --> 00:36:17.619
Hello?
737
00:36:17.679 --> 00:36:17.800
Hello?
738
00:36:18.239 --> 00:36:19.500
We've moved on from it.
739
00:36:19.519 --> 00:36:20.739
You're safe. We've moved on from that.
740
00:36:21.380 --> 00:36:29.309
We're just talking about eating something. Stinky. Stinky.
741
00:36:30.190 --> 00:36:32.469
Yeah, you got to wash that up real good if
742
00:36:32.510 --> 00:36:33.230
that's happening.
743
00:36:33.289 --> 00:36:34.750
No, that's just a.
744
00:36:34.809 --> 00:36:37.869
Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. That's just a fact.
745
00:36:38.050 --> 00:36:38.869
Girl, back it up.
746
00:36:39.269 --> 00:36:42.239
Girl, I'm just saying if someone is going to do that,
747
00:36:42.380 --> 00:36:45.679
please wash all of that real good.
748
00:36:46.139 --> 00:36:47.519
Wash grandma's problem area.
749
00:36:47.699 --> 00:36:48.000
Yep.
750
00:36:48.679 --> 00:36:50.510
And wash your mouth out while you're at it.
751
00:36:50.519 --> 00:36:52.519
I will. Maybe I will.
752
00:36:52.539 --> 00:36:54.400
Did you ever get your mouth washed out?
753
00:36:55.280 --> 00:36:55.659
As a kid?
754
00:36:55.800 --> 00:36:56.550
Yeah. Yeah.
755
00:36:57.320 --> 00:36:58.320
Never. Did you?
756
00:36:58.340 --> 00:36:59.139
One time I did.
757
00:36:59.420 --> 00:36:59.889
One time I did.
758
00:36:59.900 --> 00:37:00.409
With soap?
759
00:37:00.449 --> 00:37:03.469
With soap? Mm-hmm. A bar of soap or liquid soap? Whoa,
760
00:37:03.489 --> 00:37:05.630
that's some old school. That was like in the 70s,
761
00:37:05.670 --> 00:37:07.230
wasn't it? Yeah, it was. Yeah.
762
00:37:07.250 --> 00:37:10.650
You know, I was basically seven smoking a cigarette and
763
00:37:10.789 --> 00:37:13.449
holding it. Not really, but I mean, you know, it
764
00:37:14.099 --> 00:37:16.860
was the 70s. And my mother only did it one time.
765
00:37:16.900 --> 00:37:20.420
I think she was desperate because I wouldn't pull it together.
766
00:37:20.480 --> 00:37:21.900
You wouldn't put that cig down.
767
00:37:22.329 --> 00:37:23.809
Yeah.
768
00:37:24.110 --> 00:37:27.110
So did she say go and put that soap in
769
00:37:27.150 --> 00:37:29.190
your mouth or she put it in your mouth for you?
770
00:37:29.650 --> 00:37:32.150
She like put the bar of soap on my tongue.
771
00:37:32.170 --> 00:37:36.860
She probably wouldn't appreciate me telling this, but she's no
772
00:37:36.920 --> 00:37:37.710
longer with us.
773
00:37:37.719 --> 00:37:39.380
I don't know if I've ever told.
774
00:37:39.119 --> 00:37:42.940
You that, but I also, my mother's personality was also
775
00:37:43.900 --> 00:37:47.389
one that I could say, But you did it. So
776
00:37:47.409 --> 00:37:50.530
I am going to tell the people and she go.
777
00:37:50.550 --> 00:37:51.510
That's the trade off.
778
00:37:51.750 --> 00:37:54.349
And so wait, what was his question? He said.
779
00:37:54.369 --> 00:37:56.369
Something you did for attention.
780
00:37:56.389 --> 00:37:57.050
Yeah.
781
00:37:57.139 --> 00:37:59.119
Where you woke up the next day and were like,
782
00:37:59.500 --> 00:38:02.280
I can't believe I did that. Something, some stunt that
783
00:38:02.300 --> 00:38:02.900
you pulled.
784
00:38:03.510 --> 00:38:06.090
Like in an embarrassing, I can't believe I did that,
785
00:38:06.210 --> 00:38:09.940
or in like a, whoa, I pulled off that stunt
786
00:38:10.059 --> 00:38:12.139
and I can't believe I pulled it off.
787
00:38:12.159 --> 00:38:14.440
I think embarrassing, like, oh my God.
788
00:38:14.460 --> 00:38:16.360
I'd like to hear a good one as well if
789
00:38:16.400 --> 00:38:18.679
you weren't embarrassed, but yeah.
790
00:38:19.219 --> 00:38:24.380
Have I ever done something for attention? Yeah, your whole career.
791
00:38:24.400 --> 00:38:29.159
That's what we're doing. That's what we're doing. Yeah, looking for.
792
00:38:30.300 --> 00:38:35.400
I do comedy just because it feels good on the inside.
793
00:38:36.639 --> 00:38:39.599
I don't want any feedback whatsoever.
794
00:38:42.139 --> 00:38:45.360
Oh, man. I mean, I've told the story before of
795
00:38:45.420 --> 00:38:47.579
when I took the joke too far when I was 13.
796
00:38:47.579 --> 00:38:51.329
And I was doing a Scottish character. I was at
797
00:38:51.369 --> 00:38:53.840
a guy's birthday party. I was 13. I think I
798
00:38:53.860 --> 00:38:55.739
had a crush on the guy. So I was manic
799
00:38:55.920 --> 00:38:59.820
and doing all these voices and characters like Ace Ventura.
800
00:39:00.239 --> 00:39:02.900
And I was doing this Scottish character and I stood,
801
00:39:03.139 --> 00:39:05.050
we were waiting for the bus to go play laser tag,
802
00:39:05.590 --> 00:39:08.030
stood on top of like a newspaper box.
803
00:39:08.070 --> 00:39:08.389
Yeah.
804
00:39:08.469 --> 00:39:11.690
The whole thing was the most classic setup. So I'm
805
00:39:11.730 --> 00:39:16.360
standing on top of this newspaper box being like, Oh, look, Oh,
806
00:39:16.389 --> 00:39:20.199
look over there. I'm doing this loud character. And I
807
00:39:20.219 --> 00:39:24.639
remember thinking, I'm so fucking funny. I am like, I
808
00:39:24.659 --> 00:39:28.099
am on fire. And then this couple walked by this
809
00:39:28.639 --> 00:39:32.980
strange shirt. couple, you know, adults. And I was so
810
00:39:33.119 --> 00:39:36.449
into my character. I spat at the couple and it
811
00:39:36.530 --> 00:39:41.329
landed on their shoe and the world stopped turning. As
812
00:39:41.429 --> 00:39:43.150
soon as I, as soon as it happened. I've never
813
00:39:43.170 --> 00:39:48.340
heard this. My stomach dropped out of my body. I go, they,
814
00:39:48.480 --> 00:39:50.900
they look at me, they go, did you just spit
815
00:39:50.940 --> 00:39:53.940
at us? And all of my friends are silent and terrified.
816
00:39:53.980 --> 00:39:57.690
Like there's adults now mad. And I was like, I'm
817
00:39:57.889 --> 00:40:00.269
so sorry. I don't know why I did that. I
818
00:40:00.329 --> 00:40:03.130
just got, can you both look really disappointed in me
819
00:40:03.170 --> 00:40:03.469
right now?
820
00:40:03.489 --> 00:40:05.530
So I have to answer this real quick. My alarm's
821
00:40:05.570 --> 00:40:06.090
going off.
822
00:40:06.610 --> 00:40:09.179
Are you joking? Are you joking?
823
00:40:09.199 --> 00:40:09.320
Sorry.
824
00:40:11.420 --> 00:40:13.619
No not at not at my new house but at
825
00:40:13.639 --> 00:40:14.320
my old one.
826
00:40:14.239 --> 00:40:18.500
Oh your house alarm is going yeah did we give
827
00:40:18.519 --> 00:40:21.840
the address and did we just stream live okay.
828
00:40:21.909 --> 00:40:23.989
They got it they got it okay they got him
829
00:40:24.570 --> 00:40:25.110
they got.
830
00:40:24.969 --> 00:40:28.980
Him So just to clarify, that's twice on the pot. Sorry.
831
00:40:29.000 --> 00:40:32.820
Well, I was like, I got a thing from the
832
00:40:32.860 --> 00:40:36.929
security company and I was like, uh, it was him. Yeah.
833
00:40:37.530 --> 00:40:40.510
Anyways, I spat on this couple and I just knew
834
00:40:40.570 --> 00:40:42.889
in the moment I've taken this too far. It was like,
835
00:40:43.070 --> 00:40:45.250
I was possessed. I don't know what came over me.
836
00:40:45.289 --> 00:40:47.539
And then they got on the same bus as us
837
00:40:47.599 --> 00:40:50.920
to go. And I remember sitting by myself on the bus.
838
00:40:50.960 --> 00:40:54.920
My friends just humiliated. And then, oh my God, fortune's
839
00:40:54.980 --> 00:41:01.650
on the phone. This is, this has never happened.
840
00:41:02.590 --> 00:41:06.699
May, this is a sign of a good story. Is
841
00:41:06.780 --> 00:41:10.139
when your co-host holds up one finger.
842
00:41:13.659 --> 00:41:14.320
Oh my God.
843
00:41:14.599 --> 00:41:15.840
Wait, let's see. What is it?
844
00:41:15.960 --> 00:41:16.360
Yeah.
845
00:41:16.840 --> 00:41:20.340
Okay. I wonder what if fortune never comes back and
846
00:41:20.389 --> 00:41:23.230
just continues working on the computer or something.
847
00:41:23.769 --> 00:41:24.329
And we're back.
848
00:41:24.570 --> 00:41:28.219
What's going on? It was ADT calling to make sure
849
00:41:28.239 --> 00:41:29.800
that no police needs to come.
850
00:41:30.139 --> 00:41:31.659
But how do you know if police need to come?
851
00:41:31.679 --> 00:41:32.139
You're not there.
852
00:41:32.420 --> 00:41:38.989
Because it's people getting the house ready. Oh, okay, okay, okay.
853
00:41:40.789 --> 00:41:44.090
Anyways, that's my most shameful moment where no one really
854
00:41:44.130 --> 00:41:45.710
talked to me for the rest of the birthday. Everyone
855
00:41:45.730 --> 00:41:48.809
was just like, you're unhinged. And I just was trying
856
00:41:48.829 --> 00:41:49.750
to be funny.
857
00:41:49.849 --> 00:41:52.610
And the next morning, did you wake up? How'd you
858
00:41:52.670 --> 00:41:54.730
feel like when you woke up the next day?
859
00:41:55.300 --> 00:41:55.699
Ashamed.
860
00:41:55.739 --> 00:41:56.280
Yeah, bad.
861
00:41:56.500 --> 00:41:58.860
I remember then going into the laser quest and just
862
00:41:58.920 --> 00:42:01.099
finding a corner to sit in in the dark while
863
00:42:01.139 --> 00:42:04.019
everyone's running around. And I was like, I'm just going
864
00:42:04.039 --> 00:42:06.989
to find a little spot to cower in the dark.
865
00:42:07.389 --> 00:42:10.469
Yeah. And how long did it take you to feel better?
866
00:42:11.409 --> 00:42:14.389
Oh, I mean, look, I'm still talking about it. I'm still.
867
00:42:14.429 --> 00:42:16.139
Yeah, yeah, you are.
868
00:42:16.510 --> 00:42:19.579
What about you guys? Have you ever, especially with comedy,
869
00:42:19.619 --> 00:42:22.639
like just I'm trying to be funny. It's such a trap,
870
00:42:22.699 --> 00:42:26.179
especially things don't age well and stuff. Is there anything
871
00:42:26.199 --> 00:42:28.000
that you've done that you're like.
872
00:42:28.219 --> 00:42:30.260
I'm trying to think if there's a bigger thing I did.
873
00:42:30.340 --> 00:42:33.230
I did fake having a retainer once because I thought
874
00:42:33.250 --> 00:42:36.289
that would be cool.
875
00:42:37.710 --> 00:42:39.030
How did you.
876
00:42:39.050 --> 00:42:44.139
It just was a paperclip. I was like, why did
877
00:42:44.199 --> 00:42:47.880
I think this was cool? It's like people would ask
878
00:42:47.920 --> 00:42:51.940
me about my retainer. Yeah, I have a retainer.
879
00:42:51.960 --> 00:42:56.840
It wasn't a joke. It was like, I actually want
880
00:42:56.880 --> 00:42:57.440
people to think.
881
00:42:57.440 --> 00:43:01.070
100% for real thinking for some reason that would make
882
00:43:01.110 --> 00:43:01.679
me cool.
883
00:43:02.150 --> 00:43:02.610
Wow.
884
00:43:02.909 --> 00:43:05.769
Yeah, that was so stupid. I think a couple days later, like,
885
00:43:05.809 --> 00:43:07.889
why am I eating metal?
886
00:43:08.650 --> 00:43:10.530
Yeah, and how are you holding it in place?
887
00:43:10.610 --> 00:43:15.070
I don't know. I like undid the paper clip so
888
00:43:15.090 --> 00:43:16.590
that it was like a round thing. I used to
889
00:43:16.630 --> 00:43:17.130
do that.
890
00:43:17.150 --> 00:43:17.369
Really?
891
00:43:17.389 --> 00:43:18.449
And just put it.
892
00:43:18.190 --> 00:43:21.530
Here where it kind of you could kind of fit
893
00:43:21.590 --> 00:43:22.530
it to your mouth.
894
00:43:22.929 --> 00:43:23.320
Yeah.
895
00:43:24.260 --> 00:43:25.000
I don't know.
896
00:43:25.320 --> 00:43:30.079
But, but did you have like embarrassment or shame the
897
00:43:30.139 --> 00:43:31.639
next day or anything?
898
00:43:31.659 --> 00:43:35.139
Um, more of just like, what was that?
899
00:43:35.159 --> 00:43:36.079
I'm sorry.
900
00:43:36.099 --> 00:43:38.280
I'm just getting, I'm just getting a call guys. Sorry.
901
00:43:38.739 --> 00:43:40.050
This is for real.
902
00:43:40.360 --> 00:43:45.369
You stop this. We are blowing up. Hopefully someone walks
903
00:43:45.429 --> 00:43:48.309
past your window again at some point. So you can
904
00:43:48.349 --> 00:43:51.260
have a moment as well. Yeah. Um, But I don't know.
905
00:43:51.480 --> 00:43:53.000
I'm trying to think if I did something on a
906
00:43:53.079 --> 00:43:55.820
larger scale that was for attention.
907
00:43:55.840 --> 00:43:59.320
Like, or drunk at a Hollywood party and you try
908
00:43:59.340 --> 00:44:02.199
and do the splits and you knock over the caviar.
909
00:44:02.219 --> 00:44:04.199
I knocked over.
910
00:44:04.420 --> 00:44:08.699
Can you believe I knocked over the caviar? Oh, my God.
911
00:44:08.889 --> 00:44:10.119
Oh, my God.
912
00:44:10.139 --> 00:44:12.070
Who knocked over the caviar?
913
00:44:14.349 --> 00:44:15.130
What about you, Tig?
914
00:44:15.510 --> 00:44:20.949
It wasn't a prank, but... I was at the age,
915
00:44:21.389 --> 00:44:23.550
my kids are just coming out of this age where
916
00:44:23.590 --> 00:44:27.360
they need a Band-Aid for everything. You know, when kids
917
00:44:27.460 --> 00:44:30.619
are just, I don't know if you're aware of this,
918
00:44:30.679 --> 00:44:31.920
but kids love a Band-Aid.
919
00:44:31.940 --> 00:44:33.099
They love a Band-Aid.
920
00:44:33.780 --> 00:44:37.840
And it wasn't a prank, but it was kind of
921
00:44:37.900 --> 00:44:41.400
along the lines of what Fortune was saying. It was
922
00:44:41.880 --> 00:44:46.840
first grade and my mother had made me wear a
923
00:44:46.900 --> 00:44:51.260
dress for picture day. And it was the group picture.
924
00:44:52.800 --> 00:44:56.199
And I was sitting in the front row in my dress.
925
00:44:57.070 --> 00:45:00.829
And I was so young and dumb that I didn't
926
00:45:00.909 --> 00:45:05.010
understand that what ends up in the picture my mother's
927
00:45:05.070 --> 00:45:10.059
gonna see. And so I'm sitting there in my dress,
928
00:45:10.099 --> 00:45:13.980
which by the way, was a happy medium of my
929
00:45:14.039 --> 00:45:17.199
mother being like, you have to wear a dress, which
930
00:45:17.280 --> 00:45:20.030
she didn't. continue to make me do later in life.
931
00:45:20.130 --> 00:45:23.510
But the one dress that I really like to wear,
932
00:45:23.530 --> 00:45:24.929
if I had to wear a dress.
933
00:45:25.429 --> 00:45:25.710
Was.
934
00:45:27.190 --> 00:45:33.789
A denim dress with a farm scene on it. There
935
00:45:33.809 --> 00:45:38.230
was like a farm with little animals and a sunshine.
936
00:45:37.909 --> 00:45:39.570
And a pocket for your cigarettes.
937
00:45:39.719 --> 00:45:45.000
No, I just rolled those up in my sleeve. But
938
00:45:45.019 --> 00:45:50.570
it also had like, Overall, like a look of overalls. Anyway,
939
00:45:51.139 --> 00:45:54.940
so I wore my farm dress, sat in the front
940
00:45:55.000 --> 00:46:02.420
row and covered both of my legs with band-aids, knee
941
00:46:02.559 --> 00:46:06.260
to ankle. Oh my God. Because I thought it looked
942
00:46:06.519 --> 00:46:10.869
so cool to have like all of these injuries on
943
00:46:10.909 --> 00:46:12.449
my leg, these fake injuries.
944
00:46:12.940 --> 00:46:16.119
So I get my picture taken.
945
00:46:16.159 --> 00:46:18.619
I think it might have been the first year because
946
00:46:19.440 --> 00:46:21.739
I don't think I had a group picture in kindergarten.
947
00:46:21.780 --> 00:46:23.340
So it might have been the first year. So I
948
00:46:23.699 --> 00:46:26.860
just didn't know. I didn't have a lot of information
949
00:46:26.900 --> 00:46:32.000
yet in life. So the picture gets developed and my mother,
950
00:46:32.019 --> 00:46:34.590
it gets sent to my mother because she purchased the
951
00:46:34.619 --> 00:46:38.360
picture and she looks at it and she's like... sweetie,
952
00:46:39.280 --> 00:46:44.289
what's on your legs? And I was so embarrassed. I
953
00:46:44.309 --> 00:46:49.880
was so humiliated by my mother seeing that I snuck
954
00:46:50.929 --> 00:46:52.610
And she was, I mean, here I just told a
955
00:46:52.650 --> 00:46:54.909
story of my mother putting soap in my mouth, but
956
00:46:54.969 --> 00:46:57.650
she was like, people are going to think.
957
00:46:57.170 --> 00:47:00.159
That I beat the hell out of you.
958
00:47:00.429 --> 00:47:03.960
Yeah, yeah. But anyway, so that was, it wasn't a,
959
00:47:04.619 --> 00:47:06.639
is that a prank? I don't know if it's a prank.
960
00:47:06.659 --> 00:47:09.239
It's not a prank, but it's something you did for attention.
961
00:47:09.579 --> 00:47:12.820
Yeah, that then you had to be faced with. Oh, yeah.
962
00:47:12.980 --> 00:47:13.500
Yeah.
963
00:47:13.539 --> 00:47:17.360
So I guess it does fill the question.
964
00:47:17.380 --> 00:47:20.670
Oh, my God. If my kid was... Doing that, I'd
965
00:47:20.690 --> 00:47:24.750
be like, my kid's great. That is really weird and funny.
966
00:47:25.010 --> 00:47:25.429
Yeah.
967
00:47:25.670 --> 00:47:28.119
Cover your legs with band-aids because you think it's kind
968
00:47:28.239 --> 00:47:28.900
of badass.
969
00:47:29.320 --> 00:47:32.559
Ten band-aids on each leg. And not a single band-aid
970
00:47:32.579 --> 00:47:33.679
was left in the house.
971
00:47:33.880 --> 00:47:35.000
Right.
972
00:47:36.550 --> 00:47:37.650
So there's my story.
973
00:47:38.449 --> 00:47:42.210
We used to give each other hickeys on our eyeballs.
974
00:47:42.230 --> 00:47:45.239
The three of us did, yeah. Just last week.
975
00:47:45.940 --> 00:47:47.659
So that it would look like a black eye because
976
00:47:47.679 --> 00:47:50.039
we thought that was cool. So you sort of would
977
00:47:50.199 --> 00:47:54.340
suck on the person's lower eyelid. So everyone in the
978
00:47:54.380 --> 00:47:56.539
class looks like we had black eyes.
979
00:47:56.559 --> 00:47:57.420
Gross.
980
00:47:57.860 --> 00:47:58.860
Yeah, it was gross, yeah.
981
00:47:59.079 --> 00:48:03.769
The things that we thought were so cool were nuts.
982
00:48:04.050 --> 00:48:05.309
Pretty badass.
983
00:48:05.469 --> 00:48:06.570
Yeah, pretty badass.
984
00:48:06.650 --> 00:48:11.719
Yeah. Should we hear Lucas's answer?
985
00:48:12.099 --> 00:48:12.820
Yeah.
986
00:48:13.599 --> 00:48:17.219
So my most cringy, most mortifying stunt that I've ever
987
00:48:17.280 --> 00:48:21.139
pulled just to get someone's attention has to do with you, Fortune.
988
00:48:21.699 --> 00:48:22.449
I'm so sorry.
989
00:48:22.469 --> 00:48:27.150
It was the night before party. First year after the pandemic,
990
00:48:28.010 --> 00:48:30.730
never been invited to these Hollywood things. I didn't know
991
00:48:30.789 --> 00:48:35.530
how anything went. I maybe drank a little too much.
992
00:48:36.619 --> 00:48:39.619
And as I'm leaving, I'm walking out, and I spot
993
00:48:39.699 --> 00:48:43.400
you at the valet getting in your car. And I go, oh,
994
00:48:43.599 --> 00:48:46.000
my God, oh, my God, that's Fortune Feimster to my friend.
995
00:48:46.059 --> 00:48:51.630
We'd watched Barb and Star on repeat. And instead of
996
00:48:51.769 --> 00:48:56.769
just letting it go and admiring or maybe saying hi,
997
00:48:56.769 --> 00:49:00.130
I proceeded to jump. On the hood of your car.
998
00:49:00.150 --> 00:49:02.730
That's right.
999
00:49:02.769 --> 00:49:03.469
Like I knew you.
1000
00:49:03.510 --> 00:49:05.570
And it said, Fortune, stop. You have to hang out
1001
00:49:05.590 --> 00:49:05.909
with us.
1002
00:49:06.050 --> 00:49:06.500
Fortune.
1003
00:49:06.940 --> 00:49:10.639
And I cannot believe I did this. And I also
1004
00:49:10.719 --> 00:49:14.059
can't believe how amazing and nice you were because you
1005
00:49:14.079 --> 00:49:15.769
kind of went along with it and kind of acted
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like we knew each other. You probably thought I was
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absolutely insane. And the next morning I woke up in
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a cold sweat and I could not believe I did that.
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I'm so sorry.
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Love you and I love the pod.
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Oh, my God.
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00:49:30.010 --> 00:49:32.889
Oh, my God. That is so funny. I did not
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think that would be his answer. That's hilarious.
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00:49:35.329 --> 00:49:38.989
And it's so different from band-aids on my legs with
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my farm dress on.
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Yeah. That did... One of the... I want to say
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he might have been with Meg Stalter that night. Yeah,
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I knew that obviously I didn't hit him with my car,
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00:49:52.559 --> 00:49:56.389
but he kind of threw himself on the hood of
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my car.
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I think that's a great bet.
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I think I might have. I knew of him, but
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I don't know that White Lotus had come out yet.
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00:50:05.119 --> 00:50:08.739
But that is so funny. And I didn't think twice
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about it. I just thought it was a funny bit.
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Yeah, a funny person being funny. I'd be like, yeah,
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we are going to be friends if that's your.
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We are friends and I see them around.
1029
00:50:18.679 --> 00:50:21.449
Did you drive off saying, hey, would you be a
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guest on my podcast in a few years?
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Yeah, I did. Can't wait to see you eat ass.
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Come on.
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Sorry, sorry.
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00:50:28.769 --> 00:50:30.289
Meg Stalter is someone that.
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When she's around, I get egged into this lunacy. I
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00:50:40.019 --> 00:50:41.719
wish you asked Meg to do a question.
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00:50:41.780 --> 00:50:42.159
Of course.
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00:50:42.179 --> 00:50:43.440
I don't know why we haven't. We have to.
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I know. I just thought that.
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00:50:44.860 --> 00:50:47.929
Can I say really quickly, she is currently filming Hacks.
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So she's in Vegas, I think. And she has, I guess,
1042
00:50:52.070 --> 00:50:54.369
a lot of time off just in her hotel room.
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00:50:54.409 --> 00:50:57.849
And I have so much respect for how she's using
1044
00:50:57.869 --> 00:51:00.510
that time, which is just she's doing these Instagram Lives.
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00:51:00.969 --> 00:51:03.280
Like she used to do during the pandemic where it's
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00:51:03.300 --> 00:51:06.380
sometimes two hours and she's in character. She's wearing these
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00:51:06.440 --> 00:51:08.739
wigs and people are calling in and she does a
1048
00:51:08.739 --> 00:51:11.619
character called Miss Love who she did a whole night
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00:51:11.659 --> 00:51:13.760
where she was giving love advice and being like my
1050
00:51:13.909 --> 00:51:16.800
polyamorous boyfriend and I are getting married. Then the next
1051
00:51:16.860 --> 00:51:19.019
night she does another two hour live stream being like,
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00:51:19.239 --> 00:51:23.119
I'm getting a divorce. It's like the best. I'm just like,
1053
00:51:23.179 --> 00:51:25.260
that is a comedy brain, you know?
1054
00:51:25.300 --> 00:51:27.960
She's always thinking of bits.
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00:51:28.280 --> 00:51:31.750
And she doesn't give a shit. And I'm just, I really,
1056
00:51:31.829 --> 00:51:32.789
I respect it a lot.
1057
00:51:32.869 --> 00:51:35.070
I've done a couple of her Largo shows and I'm
1058
00:51:35.090 --> 00:51:40.429
just like, what is going to unfold tonight? That's so funny. Well,
1059
00:51:40.469 --> 00:51:45.099
you know what? Lucas also got married on television. I
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00:51:45.139 --> 00:51:46.699
didn't know if that was going to be one of
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00:51:46.760 --> 00:51:47.320
his things.
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00:51:47.960 --> 00:51:48.659
What do you mean?
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00:51:49.340 --> 00:51:54.550
Lucas got married on the Kardashians television show to Kim
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00:51:54.570 --> 00:51:56.170
Kardashian's hairdresser.
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00:51:56.190 --> 00:51:58.650
And the wedding was on the reality show?
1066
00:51:59.349 --> 00:52:05.400
Yeah. Wow. And that's really his husband? They are now divorced.
1067
00:52:06.119 --> 00:52:07.980
I mean, that sounds like something I would do, does
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00:52:08.000 --> 00:52:08.150
it not?
1069
00:52:08.179 --> 00:52:11.380
But they both wore matching, like, I don't know if
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00:52:11.400 --> 00:52:16.489
it was real or faux fur, big black faux fur, whatever,
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00:52:16.769 --> 00:52:21.989
jackets with black leather pants in, I think, Vegas. And
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00:52:22.170 --> 00:52:24.010
Kim was the officiant.
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00:52:24.730 --> 00:52:26.550
And how long was he with his husband?
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00:52:27.199 --> 00:52:31.679
I don't know. I think it was a shorter relationship.
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00:52:32.579 --> 00:52:34.800
I think he's since talked about it on some podcasts
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00:52:34.820 --> 00:52:37.449
saying he regretted doing it in that way.
1077
00:52:37.469 --> 00:52:41.590
I feel like I, I, I would get overexcited about
1078
00:52:41.809 --> 00:52:44.190
something and be like, yeah, show the world, do it.
1079
00:52:44.210 --> 00:52:46.150
Yeah. Like it's swept up in something.
1080
00:52:46.230 --> 00:52:46.570
Yes.
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00:52:46.670 --> 00:52:50.190
A hundred percent. That sounds like, especially if Kim, Kim
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00:52:50.210 --> 00:52:53.070
Kardashian's going to officiate, I'll marry you guys. I'll marry anyone.
1083
00:52:53.090 --> 00:52:56.909
You're going to marry whoever just so Kim can officiate. Yeah. Yeah.
1084
00:52:57.570 --> 00:53:00.789
Well, my friends, this was a delightful episode.
1085
00:53:00.809 --> 00:53:02.110
Can't get enough.
1086
00:53:02.949 --> 00:53:03.789
That's right.
1087
00:53:03.889 --> 00:53:06.190
But that is enough. We do need to move on.
1088
00:53:07.289 --> 00:53:11.260
I just wanted to say that we have new merch.
1089
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Yeah.
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Including, speaking of yeah, we have a Yeah Ghost crew neck.
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Yeah Ghost.
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And a handsome zip hoodie. Go to handsomepod.com. Also, I
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00:53:23.619 --> 00:53:28.139
cannot stress enough the importance of rating and reviewing our show.
1094
00:53:28.420 --> 00:53:33.579
Subscribe now. To the podcast. Also subscribe to our YouTube channel.
1095
00:53:34.019 --> 00:53:38.400
And follow our socials because some of these merch things
1096
00:53:39.260 --> 00:53:42.550
were from the feedback we got on those socials.
1097
00:53:43.630 --> 00:53:46.030
And if anyone knows the couple who I spat on
1098
00:53:46.090 --> 00:53:49.469
in character, get in touch with them and apologize.
1099
00:53:50.329 --> 00:53:51.909
Yeah, that's a good idea.
1100
00:53:51.929 --> 00:53:55.570
For sure. What do you guys have coming up? Or
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00:53:55.679 --> 00:53:58.550
I can start because I can say. that I'm, and
1102
00:53:58.570 --> 00:54:00.809
I'm supposed to say, and I get emails reminding me
1103
00:54:00.829 --> 00:54:03.909
to say, I am on tour. I'm going on tour
1104
00:54:04.110 --> 00:54:07.599
in February for 35 cities. I'm going to, and the
1105
00:54:07.639 --> 00:54:10.719
tickets are on sale. And my whole team is very
1106
00:54:11.099 --> 00:54:15.039
nervous about the ticket sales. So please buy some tickets.
1107
00:54:15.119 --> 00:54:17.599
Come see me live. I've never done an American tour.
1108
00:54:17.659 --> 00:54:19.059
I'll be in Canada.
1109
00:54:19.360 --> 00:54:22.989
Yeah. It's going to be incredible. You're going to sell tickets.
1110
00:54:23.400 --> 00:54:27.469
Hits i can't wait i can't wait i'm gonna try
1111
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and meet meet as many people as i can too
1112
00:54:29.289 --> 00:54:31.289
and do meet and greets and stuff so yeah check
1113
00:54:31.329 --> 00:54:31.670
it out.
1114
00:54:31.929 --> 00:54:35.769
Well this november i'm at the chicago theater it's almost
1115
00:54:35.809 --> 00:54:39.980
sold out so get your tickets uh san jose and
1116
00:54:40.079 --> 00:54:43.579
fresno california the end of that month uh charlotte north
1117
00:54:43.619 --> 00:54:49.280
carolina st petersburg florida orlando florida in december and And
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00:54:49.320 --> 00:54:52.340
then a bunch of dates got rescheduled like Norfolk, Salt
1119
00:54:52.360 --> 00:54:57.159
Lake City, Vancouver, and Seattle. All those are at the
1120
00:54:57.219 --> 00:55:00.130
end of the year. Seattle, Washington, I'm doing New Year's Eve.
1121
00:55:01.510 --> 00:55:05.530
So come celebrate the new year with me. It's before
1122
00:55:05.570 --> 00:55:08.500
the countdown. So you can come to the show, then
1123
00:55:08.519 --> 00:55:13.300
go celebrate the ringing in of the new year elsewhere.
1124
00:55:13.679 --> 00:55:16.780
I'm going to be in Montclair, New Jersey for the
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00:55:16.840 --> 00:55:23.420
Montclair Film Festival. And Stephen Colbert is hosting the evening
1126
00:55:23.440 --> 00:55:27.519
of the documentary screening.
1127
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Oh, no way.
1128
00:55:29.519 --> 00:55:30.519
Yeah, yeah.
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00:55:30.619 --> 00:55:34.050
So that's going to be really fun. This isn't like
1130
00:55:34.690 --> 00:55:37.250
a stand-up show, but I'll be out there doing a
1131
00:55:37.769 --> 00:55:41.369
Drew Barrymore show and Colbert promoting the documentary.
1132
00:55:41.469 --> 00:55:42.489
So we're in full.
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Full.
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Documentary promotion mode right now. So if the film is
1135
00:55:49.980 --> 00:55:52.460
screening anywhere near you, please check it out. And we
1136
00:55:52.519 --> 00:55:56.280
are creeping up on the premiere of Come See Me
1137
00:55:56.300 --> 00:55:59.969
in the Good Light on Apple TV, November 14th. I
1138
00:56:00.050 --> 00:56:05.389
cannot emphasize enough how beautiful this film is. And I mean,
1139
00:56:05.449 --> 00:56:12.590
it really, really promotes and encourages compassion. I'll also be
1140
00:56:12.650 --> 00:56:18.150
at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles, November 16th, and Largo
1141
00:56:18.489 --> 00:56:22.309
in Los Angeles, November 21st. So get your tickets and
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00:56:22.329 --> 00:56:27.099
go to tignotaro.com for all my other live show information.
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Sweet.
1144
00:56:29.059 --> 00:56:32.579
Really sweet. And I would say until next time, shall
1145
00:56:32.639 --> 00:56:35.960
we keep it handsome?
1146
00:56:37.320 --> 00:56:40.230
Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, and
1147
00:56:40.269 --> 00:56:43.230
Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by
1148
00:56:43.289 --> 00:56:47.809
Thomas Ouellette. Email us at handsomepod at gmail.com. And please
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00:56:47.949 --> 00:56:50.500
follow us on social media at handsomepod.
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What a podcast!
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What a podcast! What a podcast!
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