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Welcome to the HandsomePod.
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Welcome to you i mean listen welcome but also may
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i just got a glimpse of that profile of yours
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that is good looking i mean i've seen it before
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but i'm usually looking at you straight on on zoom
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this is my better side i can tell i've seen
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the other one and not pretty or handsome thank you
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well you know look that way i just uh look
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at that Thanks.
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Oh, that is a good profile, man.
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Well, my hair only works from that side. I don't
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know if you have this problem because it's like gentle.
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Do we have the same?
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Yeah.
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Oh, no, yours works from both sides.
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Anyway.
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You have more of a side flip and you have
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the forward.
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The forward.
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My hair is more fluid than yours.
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Yeah, mine's pretty rigid.
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Yeah.
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It's pretty solid.
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It's binary.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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It's binary hair.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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You both look gorgeous.
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Yes.
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Oh, thanks.
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We're a very attractive podcast. We are.
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Also, every time we're in person and then the episode
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comes out, someone comments like, their chemistry is electric when
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they're in person.
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And I love it. I feel it.
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I feel it's electric right now.
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We sat close to each other before we even taped.
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And I got kisses from each of you.
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Well, only because you were reaching to hold my hand. True.
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Your hand's cold as ice. Well, I'm... Cold as ice.
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Put it in your cooter and warm it up.
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Fortune.
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Why are we starting like this?
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Why?
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Why? Put it in your cooter. It's the end of
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the day, for those of y'all who don't know, which
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is all of you. It's 5 p.m.
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It's raining outside.
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It's dark. 5 p.m.
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Is the end of the day. What a luxurious life
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you have.
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When it gets.
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Dark outside, what else is there to do?
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Oh, it's dark. I've got to go home and get
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to bed.
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I've got a call at night.
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The sun's down. Put on my nightgown just like you do.
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Our old neighbor was just one woman, and her name
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was Yoko. Yeah, and she lived next door to us,
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and she.
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Died in her house.
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But listen— Spoiler.
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Yeah, she was older. She was older. But anyway, she just,
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she wouldn't turn any lights on.
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Really?
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Like the Amish, like she was going sundown at bedtime.
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Yeah, she died.
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Oh, she didn't turn the light on.
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Because she ran into something?
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I would only assume she was like, had a little candle.
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A little candle, yeah.
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But so she was up at the crack of dawn
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and then bed.
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Always, always sweeping her walkway up to her door. Yeah.
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Always.
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That thing was sparkly clear.
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Maybe it was like meditative for her.
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We'll never know.
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We'll never know.
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We'll for sure never know the answer to that.
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Well, it's good to be with y'all in person.
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I took my shoes off. I feel really cozy.
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You made it very comfortable around here.
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I still have my shoes on.
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Yeah.
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Me too.
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I'm sorry. I just have to check.
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I have to make sure that this isn't Stephanie's sick,
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and so I have to make sure that there isn't
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anything that is needed.
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It feels like a prank. It feels like when you
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were on Conan and you checked your phone.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Also, every time Tig puts her glasses on, I
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think she's going to take an eye out because it's
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like this flip motion. And always there's one. Yeah, it's cool.
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And I always think she's going to take one out.
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Yes.
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Those glasses made me think of something that happened to
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me this weekend. Well, let's hear about it. I'm going
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to tell you. I have this. There's not a lot
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of things that I have that are expensive. I'm not
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that kind of gal. But I did happen to have
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an expensive pair of sunglasses.
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Like what are we talking?
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Oliver People's.
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I don't know.
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It's the type of sunglasses. Like $ 500. But that is
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unusual for me. I don't spend that kind of money
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on anything.
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Yeah.
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But I happen to get these.
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Mm-hmm.
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And I had them. And I like them.
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What made you go, I'm going to go ahead and
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drop $ 500.
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I think I got a discount on them. Classic.
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So I didn't pay it.
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With your Cheesecake Factory. With my Cheesecake.
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Factory point gift card.
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I think I got them at like 30% off.
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Okay.
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Good for you. So that's helpful. Yeah, of course.
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It's hard to find a pair that's perfect.
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And I love these because they're lightweight. They're super lightweight
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because I don't like... the feeling of glasses on me,
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but my eyes are getting squintier as I'm getting older
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and I need to wear sunglasses. And I had them
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on and they were on my head and I don't
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know for what reason I put them in my lap
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and I was scrolling through my phone and I wanted
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to show, I was showing somebody something. And I bent.
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Over and my body crushed these glasses into like four parts.
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No, just snapped them like a cracker.
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Both lenses came out. I bent. There's like one... I'm like,
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they are done.
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Did you take a picture of what you had left
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and put it on your face?
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No, I was just afraid with one of the things
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hanging out. Just from my big old body just annihilated
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these sunglasses.
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You don't have sunglass insurance.
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I sure don't. I sure don't.
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You will rethink that in the future.
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I will rethink that.
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Would you ever insure part of your body?
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Oh.
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You know, people, you know.
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Oh. Oh, God. What would I insure on this body?
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Because Tina Turner insured her legs.
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Yeah, her gims.
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Yeah.
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Well, I can see because those are gorgeous gims. You're right.
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Now that you, you're right. I just, I guess I
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don't show them off like Tina did in those short skirts.
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You kind of do, though, in towels and such. Yeah. Yeah.
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How do you do that? You just call, like, Allstate?
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And they're like, hey.
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Insurance quote.
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And they're like, let me see your leg.
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Well, you are in good hands.
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Yeah, you check them first, because that's smart. You check
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Allstate first.
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Northbrook, Illinois.
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So wait, can we get... Oh yeah, get to the
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good stuff.
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What's the good stuff?
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I need to hear about who you met that I, I,
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whenever I'm asked the question, who would you meet? Who
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would you have at a dinner party? This person's my
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answer just because it's like, He's another species of person almost,
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so can we please talk about it? I don't want
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to let you reveal.
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Look at your little excited foot.
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My foot is flexed.
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Just give me the goods.
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Give me the goods. Twinkle toes over there. Would one
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say this is your doppelganger? Yeah, one would.
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Yes.
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TC.
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TC.
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Tom Cruise.
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I met Tom Cruise.
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You met him.
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How did this happen?
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Well, this is what's so wild is to really think back.
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The reason I was at the Governor Awards, which I
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didn't even know what it was or where I was going.
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The Governor Awards? Govna.
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All right, Govna.
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I got in the car with one of the producers
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of Come See Me in the Good Light, Jessica. We
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get in the car. So she came for, she got me.
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She was in the car and the car picks me
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up and I get in.
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I was like... So where what is this?
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Where are we going? And she's like, well, it's just
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it's like they give these honorary Oscars to two different people.
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It's Dolly Parton.
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Oh, my golly.
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Was she there?
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She wasn't.
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She made a video and it was Debbie Allen, Tom
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Cruise and then this.
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Oh, my God.
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His name is Wynn something. He's a– what is it
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when they– A magician.
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No.
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Anybody else want to guess?
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Was this a mime? No.
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Swimmer.
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Olympic swimmer. Xylophone player.
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Yes.
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Wizard?
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No, he's like a set designer.
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Oh, yeah, yes. Oh, I would not have gotten.
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That from this.
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Oh, you didn't get that from this?
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No, no, no. Yeah. I'll get to Tom in a second,
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but this man wins something. Thomas, can you look up
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this man's name who won, who got this award? Of course,
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I haven't heard of him. It's not like household names
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that do this job. This was the single most precious
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human being I've seen in my life. He's like probably 60s,
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maybe early 70s.
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How old is he, Thomas?
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He was, his story that he shared, it was so,
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he was the first black man to be hired in
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that world.
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Oh, wow.
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And accepted into the academy in that whole world.
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Yes, Thomas?
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Win Thomas. Win Thomas.
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Oh.
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Oh. Thomas.
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Thomas.
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Thank you.
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And he worked on Do the Right Thing, Malcolm X,
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A Beautiful Mind, and Hidden Figures.
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Amazing. I mean, I could have listened to him talk forever.
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I can't encourage people enough. Just look up his face.
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If there is a video of him talking, just the
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sweetest man alive. Oh, I love that. Oh, my gosh.
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Loved it. Anyway.
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Anyway.
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So afterward, you didn't know that Tom was going to
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be there.
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No, I knew he was going to be there. I
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just didn't understand what the Governor Awards were. Like, did
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you know what they were?
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No. Yeah. And so it is every massive actor and
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director and everybody that's like vying for an Oscar, you know,
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and it's just a kind of a stop.
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For that whole world.
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Yeah.
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And, you know, who knows what will happen with my documentary,
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but it's in that discussion.
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That's amazing.
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And Tom Cruise gets his award. And then, well, I
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didn't expect this, but he was just off of the
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stage and. out and about in the in the audience
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just hanging out.
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Just he was just normal like walking around he was
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looking to do a cupid shovel on the dance.
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Floor but let's be honest hanging out meant after the
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the awards he appeared on the floor like everybody else
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at their tables and stuff and he was surrounded yeah
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by reps and security and people.
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Wanting to talk to him and like That whole scene.
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Okay.
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So I'm like thinking, well, this is the one and
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only time I'm going to be in the same room
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as Tom Cruise.
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You don't get starstruck, but... You can't help but be
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adrenalized when you see it.
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I wasn't even starstruck. I was just like, there's Tom Cruise.
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I'm going over there and I'm going to meet that guy.
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And I told Jessica, the producer of the film, I
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was like, you.
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Follow me and you get every photo.
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Even if I can't talk to him, you get the
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closest photo of me just trying.
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To get in there.
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Because I was like, I'm going for it i don't
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care at all yeah and so she was dying laughing.
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I'd love to see some security guard pick you.
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Up but that's what was crazy is it's it's not
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open to the public so i the security wasn't like
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really intense or anything just people were standing around and
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um and i i know his agent her name is
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actually maha and i saw her standing there next to
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him and i was i mean i was elbowing my way.
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Through the crowd.
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And just I pulled up the picture of me, which
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we'll have to post on Handsome. But I pulled up
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the picture of me that everybody is always like, I mean,
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that's more Tom Cruise than Tom Cruise.
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And so I pull it up.
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And then and so I got up to Maha and
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I said, I said.
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Hey, can I?
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Just show Tom this picture and just let him know
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that if he's looking for a lesbian sister in any
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sort of.
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A stunt double.
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Yeah, yeah.
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And then she was like, oh, yeah. Tom, comedian Tig Notaro.
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And he turned, he's like, hey, how's it going? And
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I said, good. I said, I just wanted to show
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you this picture.
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I said, that's me, by the way. That's not you.
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And I said, so if you ever need a lesbian
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sibling in any of your action films... That's right.
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And so he was looking at it. He was laughing
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so hard.
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Of course he was.
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Not as hard as Jess, my producer. She was like
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doubled over crying because I wish you could have seen
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the rounds of people I had that I– bobbed and weaved.
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I was like, I'm going. I'm getting in there.
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I'm getting a picture with Tom Cruise.
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I have so many follow-up questions.
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And you have to understand, Tom Cruise is, this was
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partly what was pushing me.
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That's Stephanie's favorite actor.
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She loves him and she thinks he's so handsome. And
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we always joke that she married the DIY lesbian version.
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And so I was like, if I can get a
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picture of the two loves of her life together. And
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so she was home.
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And I walked in.
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She was like, oh, how was the night? And I said, good.
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How's about that?
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And she was like, oh, my God.
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Oh, my God. OK, wait.
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Did he know who you were, pretend to know who
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you were?
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Oh, I doubt it.
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OK, but he's smiling at you.
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He was just like, hey, how's it going?
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You know, and because his agent introduced us, so he
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was just.
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Because everyone says he's just magnetic and so warm. But
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so am I.
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Yeah, that's true.
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That's what everyone says.
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Fuck, I can't believe it happened. And the picture's incredible.
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Thank you.
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You do have the same smile. So do you think
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Maha can get him to ask a question?
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A little handsome bod. He's like jumping off of a
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plane asking us a question.
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He'd be like, listen to me, listen to me, handsome.
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That would be pretty epic if he would jump off
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a plane and ask us a question.
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I'll get it to happen. With his cheeks flapping.
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There's always a moment in his movies where he's doing
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some stunt, but he has to deliver a line. And
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so he's yelling over like a jet engine and his
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voice goes really high.
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There's one.
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Well, first there's red light, green light in Mission Impossible 1.
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Then there's. I'm not going to lose.
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You in Mission Impossible 3. I can think of them all,
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I think. There's always a line where he goes super high.
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He goes high.
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Well, they did, they showed like, you know, a little
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thing of like all of the highlights of his career
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and stuff. And I was truly, there's this one moment
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on that reel where.
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He's holding on to a plane.
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Side of a plane.
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And it's taking off.
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Dead Reckoning, I think.
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Okay. Wow, y'all are real fans over here.
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I haven't seen it.
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Keep it in your pants.
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Here's the thing. I'm sure he's problematic in some ways,
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but to me, he is just one of the last
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movie stars like that, where when he cries, I cry.
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I feel everything that he's feeling, like, Jerry Maguire. It's insane.
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He hasn't won an Oscar yet. I'm glad he got honored.
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Is that bad to say?
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Because he got an honorary Oscar.
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For what? Just his contribution?
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Well, you're a star-strucker or no one, so it's... No,
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I get.
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What musicians do you get?
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I don't feel nervous.
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I'm not like, oh my God, there's Tom Cruise. I
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totally appreciate him, but I don't feel.
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I don't know I just talked about him for so
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long that it was a cool like it.
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Just seemed like oh this is gonna be so yeah
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funny and awesome and like I I just I I
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don't know that's so good yeah it was fun it.
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Like we can never get jaded like because that is
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insane to meet Tom Cruise and get a picture with
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him it's so good like that should be insane to
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anyone and what's.
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Really funny is 10 billion people have had pictures with him,
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but it seems so hard to come across.
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He's a harder one to meet, for sure. He's hard.
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It's like a.
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Paul McCartney or an Obama. It's that level where you
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want the picture.
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They're not just hanging out at the In-N-Out. No, they
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are not.
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And they'd like you to think they are, though. Have
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you seen the clip where they go, Tom, what's your
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favorite snack? And it's like his brain short circuits like
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he's never had a snack. He's like, oh, popcorn.
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Popcorn's great. Is that a small meal between the meals?
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Not checking that I put away all my puppets before
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going to sleep. That's the stuff of nightmares. I woke
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up to get some water in the middle of the
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night and I thought an army of tiny folk had
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come to life in my house.
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When we took a picture together what i i have
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to say not only was he very friendly but he
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wasn't like He was he took several pictures and was like, oh,
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you know what I mean? So he like hung in
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the moment, which was nice because I there's nothing worse
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than feeling like you're intruding.
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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I think I did see pictures of him on the
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dance floor.
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I saw those, too.
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I saw him dancing that night. So he was in
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it to have a good-ass time. But for someone like him,
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that probably was a very big, meaningful night because he
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has been doing movies for so long.
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00:21:47.690 --> 00:21:48.410
Yeah, that's true.
516
00:21:48.430 --> 00:21:50.359
And to finally get an Oscar.
517
00:21:50.380 --> 00:21:52.140
He should have had a Best Supporting.
518
00:21:51.960 --> 00:21:53.460
Actor for Magnolia. That must have been the best night
519
00:21:53.500 --> 00:21:54.099
of his life.
520
00:21:54.279 --> 00:21:56.930
There's so many performances he should have been on.
521
00:21:56.980 --> 00:21:58.420
Well, I mean, it is wild.
522
00:21:58.480 --> 00:22:02.980
When you're watching that reel and thinking about everything that
523
00:22:03.000 --> 00:22:06.609
you hear about his incredible.
524
00:22:07.369 --> 00:22:09.410
Work ethic. Yeah, just everything.
525
00:22:09.430 --> 00:22:13.400
Like, the director that was introducing him was talking about how, which,
526
00:22:13.519 --> 00:22:16.720
of course, I know of actors that know a script
527
00:22:17.920 --> 00:22:21.500
start to finish, forward, backwards. But the director was like,
528
00:22:21.579 --> 00:22:22.619
Tom knows, like.
529
00:22:23.720 --> 00:22:24.579
Everyone's lines.
530
00:22:24.680 --> 00:22:27.440
Not just everyone's line, but, like, he's like, hey, aren't
531
00:22:27.460 --> 00:22:29.539
I supposed to be picking up, you know, like, some
532
00:22:29.559 --> 00:22:31.640
sort of stage direction?
533
00:22:31.660 --> 00:22:35.750
And he was like, you know... He said, I don't
534
00:22:35.789 --> 00:22:37.589
even know my movie that well.
535
00:22:37.910 --> 00:22:42.730
He's definitely getting sort of... I mean, he's increasingly eccentric,
536
00:22:42.789 --> 00:22:45.990
but his new thing is kind of being like, I
537
00:22:46.009 --> 00:22:46.990
don't just make movies.
538
00:22:47.319 --> 00:22:48.019
I am movies.
539
00:22:48.059 --> 00:22:49.539
His thing is like, movies are my.
540
00:22:49.559 --> 00:22:51.259
So how is he getting increasingly.
541
00:22:51.910 --> 00:22:52.029
I.
542
00:22:51.990 --> 00:22:54.170
Think he's always been a bit of a hot ball.
543
00:22:54.230 --> 00:22:56.609
And then he went through a phase of real eccentricity
544
00:22:56.869 --> 00:22:59.539
with Scientology where he was really like jumping on sofas
545
00:22:59.559 --> 00:23:01.880
and stuff. But he just keeps making amazing movies. And
546
00:23:01.900 --> 00:23:07.119
then he but just recently his angle is I'm Mr. Movies.
547
00:23:07.500 --> 00:23:09.599
And I like it. But I would love to meet
548
00:23:09.640 --> 00:23:13.400
the guy. I was excited because we went to Zootopia
549
00:23:13.400 --> 00:23:13.759
2 yesterday.
550
00:23:14.220 --> 00:23:14.680
That's right.
551
00:23:14.779 --> 00:23:16.140
Yes, we did. We had the premiere.
552
00:23:16.259 --> 00:23:18.039
All three of us out in the wild.
553
00:23:18.059 --> 00:23:21.930
I know. We hugged each other backstage in our suits.
554
00:23:21.950 --> 00:23:23.630
I was so proud.
555
00:23:23.309 --> 00:23:26.809
Of you, dude. You steal the movie. You're so funny
556
00:23:26.869 --> 00:23:27.490
in it.
557
00:23:27.509 --> 00:23:28.250
So great.
558
00:23:28.509 --> 00:23:32.710
I texted Fortune saying, Max and Finn, hearing them say
559
00:23:32.750 --> 00:23:34.049
to each other, hey, bub.
560
00:23:34.170 --> 00:23:34.509
Hey, bub.
561
00:23:34.529 --> 00:23:34.829
Hey, bub.
562
00:23:34.890 --> 00:23:35.250
Hey, bub.
563
00:23:35.289 --> 00:23:35.549
Hey, bub.
564
00:23:35.630 --> 00:23:36.109
Hey, bub.
565
00:23:36.130 --> 00:23:36.430
Hey, bub.
566
00:23:38.970 --> 00:23:41.930
But Macaulay Culkin was there, and that's huge for me
567
00:23:42.009 --> 00:23:45.630
because people say I look like a child Macaulay Culkin.
568
00:23:45.809 --> 00:23:47.539
I didn't get to meet anyone at that premiere.
569
00:23:47.559 --> 00:23:47.670
Really?
570
00:23:47.819 --> 00:23:51.119
They had me on the red carpet the whole time. Oh, man.
571
00:23:51.279 --> 00:23:56.079
And then I was whisked back to the backstage and
572
00:23:56.140 --> 00:23:57.440
then off into a corner.
573
00:23:57.539 --> 00:23:57.799
Yeah.
574
00:23:58.099 --> 00:24:00.220
And so I didn't get to, like, I saw you guys.
575
00:24:00.240 --> 00:24:01.619
Why'd they put Baby in a corner?
576
00:24:01.779 --> 00:24:04.720
Yeah, what'd they put? Because they had all the voice
577
00:24:04.740 --> 00:24:07.369
cast together on the stage, so everyone's chatting and stuff.
578
00:24:07.720 --> 00:24:12.109
And then they put us in the corners to come
579
00:24:12.589 --> 00:24:14.309
out from the side.
580
00:24:14.329 --> 00:24:16.990
So you didn't get to meet anybody.
581
00:24:17.109 --> 00:24:19.470
I just talked to you guys and that was it.
582
00:24:19.509 --> 00:24:22.890
Besides Kiwi Kwan and Jennifer Goodwin.
583
00:24:23.849 --> 00:24:27.109
I said, hey, I'm Mae, by the way, to Macaulay Culkin.
584
00:24:27.150 --> 00:24:28.230
And he went, hi, I'm Mac.
585
00:24:28.359 --> 00:24:29.900
And I shook his hand and I thought, I can
586
00:24:29.980 --> 00:24:33.200
die a little bit happier.
587
00:24:33.480 --> 00:24:35.740
So is it him and Alanis that are your.
588
00:24:36.880 --> 00:24:40.000
Him, Alanis, Paul McCartney, Robert Plant.
589
00:24:40.240 --> 00:24:42.400
And... David Gilmour. The Rose.
590
00:24:42.839 --> 00:24:43.480
Bette Midler.
591
00:24:43.500 --> 00:24:43.839
Bette Midler.
592
00:24:43.900 --> 00:24:45.779
Oh, I would love to meet Bette Midler. Yeah, I
593
00:24:45.779 --> 00:24:46.579
like the big ones.
594
00:24:46.619 --> 00:24:49.279
But the classic thing that happened at the premiere is.
595
00:24:49.779 --> 00:24:50.960
Oh, yeah.
596
00:24:51.220 --> 00:24:53.940
The Tig moment here. Well, first of all, we.
597
00:24:54.599 --> 00:24:57.049
They were acting like on the red carpet. People were like,
598
00:24:57.119 --> 00:24:59.309
what's your what was your favorite memory of making this movie?
599
00:24:59.369 --> 00:25:02.509
And I'm like, I literally have five words.
600
00:25:02.529 --> 00:25:04.210
I have five words.
601
00:25:04.289 --> 00:25:07.269
I'm like, I think my favorite memory was probably recording
602
00:25:07.309 --> 00:25:11.759
my line. I was alone in a sound booth. But
603
00:25:11.799 --> 00:25:14.160
then we were so well, I was so excited for
604
00:25:14.220 --> 00:25:14.980
the big moment.
605
00:25:15.019 --> 00:25:15.279
Yeah.
606
00:25:15.319 --> 00:25:18.240
And then I could see it was coming plot wise.
607
00:25:18.380 --> 00:25:18.680
Right.
608
00:25:18.700 --> 00:25:20.769
Because I knew we were in the prison scene. And
609
00:25:20.789 --> 00:25:25.359
then I see Tig get up. and leave with one
610
00:25:25.400 --> 00:25:26.779
of the boys to go to the bathroom.
611
00:25:26.819 --> 00:25:27.900
And I thought, uh-oh.
612
00:25:28.240 --> 00:25:30.380
And then almost as soon as you left, I saw
613
00:25:30.400 --> 00:25:30.799
you get up.
614
00:25:30.779 --> 00:25:33.089
And leave, and I knew. I thought, oh, my God.
615
00:25:33.109 --> 00:25:34.589
Why didn't you chase me down?
616
00:25:34.609 --> 00:25:35.890
I think I did go, Tig.
617
00:25:36.430 --> 00:25:36.809
Tig.
618
00:25:36.869 --> 00:25:38.109
So Tig missed.
619
00:25:38.490 --> 00:25:39.829
Her entire part.
620
00:25:40.430 --> 00:25:41.690
Going to the bathroom.
621
00:25:41.730 --> 00:25:43.609
My son had to go to the bathroom.
622
00:25:43.690 --> 00:25:46.269
I can't just let him roam around with all these
623
00:25:46.329 --> 00:25:47.430
weird cartoon characters.
624
00:25:47.450 --> 00:25:48.799
It's just the timing of it.
625
00:25:48.920 --> 00:25:50.000
It's hilarious.
626
00:25:50.019 --> 00:25:51.140
It was really funny.
627
00:25:51.160 --> 00:25:55.420
It's classic. And you got back and Stephanie was like, oh. Yes,
628
00:25:55.440 --> 00:25:57.660
I got back to the scene. She was like, you
629
00:25:57.680 --> 00:26:00.109
missed your part. And I was like, what?
630
00:26:00.170 --> 00:26:03.130
We were gone for like.
631
00:26:03.730 --> 00:26:05.589
Two or three minutes, max.
632
00:26:05.750 --> 00:26:08.009
Yeah, the exact two to three minutes.
633
00:26:08.069 --> 00:26:10.450
And then I walk in, and done.
634
00:26:11.190 --> 00:26:15.019
Y'all both disguised your voices a lot in the character.
635
00:26:15.099 --> 00:26:18.039
Should we do our scene? Do you remember your line?
636
00:26:18.319 --> 00:26:20.619
I just think I was like... Yeah.
637
00:26:20.640 --> 00:26:22.740
You were just like.
638
00:26:22.900 --> 00:26:23.160
I went.
639
00:26:23.640 --> 00:26:27.119
I'll see you at the lunch table. I have no
640
00:26:27.200 --> 00:26:31.049
idea what I was saying. I don't remember, but it was...
641
00:26:31.910 --> 00:26:35.869
So classic when I saw that you had not been
642
00:26:35.970 --> 00:26:37.329
in there for your part.
643
00:26:37.369 --> 00:26:42.950
My whole family got dressed up, went to the premiere.
644
00:26:43.369 --> 00:26:46.170
My sons, they love getting dressed up. They have their
645
00:26:46.190 --> 00:26:47.130
little suits on.
646
00:26:47.170 --> 00:26:50.230
They were so cute. I did really think watching it
647
00:26:50.250 --> 00:26:51.650
and with kids in the audience, like.
648
00:26:53.259 --> 00:26:54.859
I wanted to make something for kids because they're the
649
00:26:54.940 --> 00:26:57.819
perfect audience. Like, they laugh when it's funny. They're scared
650
00:26:57.839 --> 00:27:00.460
when it's scary. They cry when it's sad. Like, they
651
00:27:00.500 --> 00:27:04.710
just are so– their emotions are so– Present. And it
652
00:27:04.769 --> 00:27:06.230
was so satisfying.
653
00:27:06.250 --> 00:27:06.410
I know.
654
00:27:06.450 --> 00:27:09.410
I kept looking around to see, like, what different kids'
655
00:27:09.490 --> 00:27:11.920
reactions were to the different characters.
656
00:27:11.940 --> 00:27:14.660
Well, no spoilers, but there's a character who you think
657
00:27:14.740 --> 00:27:17.279
is good and then is bad. And I was with
658
00:27:17.500 --> 00:27:20.839
Parvin Ama, and Ama was scandalized by that. Like, afterwards,
659
00:27:20.880 --> 00:27:22.640
it was like, did you know he was bad?
660
00:27:22.660 --> 00:27:22.759
Yeah.
661
00:27:23.359 --> 00:27:25.599
Guy and it was like no that was pretty tricky
662
00:27:25.619 --> 00:27:27.700
it was like well he was acting really nice.
663
00:27:29.799 --> 00:27:30.880
In real life.
664
00:27:30.619 --> 00:27:35.150
Yeah seriously yeah people pull a switcheroo it's.
665
00:27:35.130 --> 00:27:39.269
Such a fun movie yeah yeah jennifer goodwin was laughing
666
00:27:39.309 --> 00:27:43.170
at me because you know when you tape these voiceover
667
00:27:43.230 --> 00:27:45.319
things they don't give you a script you know you
668
00:27:45.339 --> 00:27:48.160
just have your scene yeah and so i knew i
669
00:27:48.200 --> 00:27:52.609
had like taped a lot for them for like over
670
00:27:52.630 --> 00:27:55.480
like the last year and a half yeah but i
671
00:27:55.880 --> 00:27:58.559
didn't know but they changed my job a lot so
672
00:27:58.599 --> 00:28:00.980
i would have to re-record quite a bit so i
673
00:28:01.039 --> 00:28:04.690
just didn't know like what my role in the movie
674
00:28:04.730 --> 00:28:08.150
was yeah and i didn't know like uh anything other
675
00:28:08.170 --> 00:28:10.779
than like oh this is a cool part And I
676
00:28:10.819 --> 00:28:16.039
had to go to a screening by myself before press.
677
00:28:16.859 --> 00:28:20.819
And I'm like watching the film. Because there's a lot
678
00:28:20.839 --> 00:28:22.500
of parts at the end where my character is around,
679
00:28:22.519 --> 00:28:25.109
but I'm not necessarily voicing it. I'm just doing like
680
00:28:25.529 --> 00:28:29.109
grunts or like, hmm. And I'm like, my character is
681
00:28:29.140 --> 00:28:32.829
like a main part of this movie. I had no idea.
682
00:28:32.950 --> 00:28:35.869
That's amazing. And so I was just like, oh my God,
683
00:28:35.890 --> 00:28:36.670
this is wild.
684
00:28:36.750 --> 00:28:36.890
Yeah.
685
00:28:38.160 --> 00:28:43.759
You were, like, third billing or something. I think fourth, but, like, yeah,
686
00:28:43.799 --> 00:28:46.680
when the title card came up and me and Key
687
00:28:46.720 --> 00:28:50.119
were behind Jason and Jennifer, I was like, oh, my God,
688
00:28:50.140 --> 00:28:54.680
this is crazy. I'm, like, May Martin level. I got, like,
689
00:28:54.740 --> 00:28:57.210
tears in my eyes. Oh, that's amazing. I just thought
690
00:28:57.250 --> 00:28:59.289
it was just so cool, like, because I grew up
691
00:28:59.369 --> 00:29:01.890
on Disney movies and I never thought in a million
692
00:29:01.910 --> 00:29:06.289
years that I would be a beaver in a Disney movie.
693
00:29:06.309 --> 00:29:06.869
I saw it coming.
694
00:29:07.450 --> 00:29:10.779
It's the, it is a, I just watched the first
695
00:29:10.880 --> 00:29:14.640
one recently and I really liked the universe that they've made.
696
00:29:14.680 --> 00:29:17.750
And then did you meet? Jodi Benson on the red carpet,
697
00:29:17.890 --> 00:29:19.630
the voice of the original Ariel.
698
00:29:19.789 --> 00:29:20.779
She's in that movie?
699
00:29:20.950 --> 00:29:22.359
No, she was on the red carpet.
700
00:29:22.480 --> 00:29:22.960
Oh, oh, oh.
701
00:29:23.039 --> 00:29:25.859
And I got emotional meeting her because her voice is...
702
00:29:26.099 --> 00:29:28.779
And she's like a true Disney princess where you know
703
00:29:28.819 --> 00:29:29.420
that they're good.
704
00:29:29.440 --> 00:29:30.579
A true Disney princess.
705
00:29:30.619 --> 00:29:32.039
She's a true Disney princess because.
706
00:29:32.059 --> 00:29:34.210
None of those fake ones out there.
707
00:29:34.329 --> 00:29:37.049
Yeah, well, because instead of going, oh, nice to meet you,
708
00:29:37.069 --> 00:29:39.470
they go, I've been so excited to meet you.
709
00:29:39.529 --> 00:29:39.789
Like, they.
710
00:29:40.059 --> 00:29:43.309
Like you're a kid. Like they go, it's you. I've
711
00:29:43.329 --> 00:29:44.829
been so excited to meet you. I've watched her say
712
00:29:44.849 --> 00:29:46.490
it to everybody and say it to kids she'd never
713
00:29:46.549 --> 00:29:49.349
met and executives and everyone was like basking in her
714
00:29:49.450 --> 00:29:51.329
glow and... She was magical.
715
00:29:51.349 --> 00:29:52.869
So even if she didn't know who you were, she
716
00:29:52.930 --> 00:29:54.710
was like, I've been so excited to meet you.
717
00:29:54.730 --> 00:29:56.140
I saw her say it to these little kids, and
718
00:29:56.160 --> 00:29:58.160
they were like, she was waiting for us.
719
00:29:58.380 --> 00:30:02.359
Ariel. So nice. Did she do the voice and sing?
720
00:30:02.420 --> 00:30:02.720
Yeah.
721
00:30:03.259 --> 00:30:03.779
Oh, wow.
722
00:30:04.400 --> 00:30:06.349
Fortune, I forgot to tell you.
723
00:30:06.369 --> 00:30:07.130
What's up, girl?
724
00:30:07.630 --> 00:30:08.549
I forgot to tell you.
725
00:30:08.970 --> 00:30:11.829
When I was doing the red carpet, doing my little
726
00:30:11.869 --> 00:30:16.130
pretty pictures, and doing my interviews, the guy that I
727
00:30:16.150 --> 00:30:22.750
was talking to, he goes... He said, and Tig, I
728
00:30:22.789 --> 00:30:29.079
have to say, I loved you hosting Kimmel over the summer.
729
00:30:29.900 --> 00:30:33.539
And I was like, did you? I said, oh, that
730
00:30:33.579 --> 00:30:34.099
wasn't me.
731
00:30:34.140 --> 00:30:35.119
And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah.
732
00:30:35.160 --> 00:30:38.240
He said, you hosted a few episodes.
733
00:30:38.259 --> 00:30:42.509
I was like. No, that's fortune. People always get us confused.
734
00:30:43.049 --> 00:30:47.160
We're always confused for each other. I was just like, wow.
735
00:30:47.769 --> 00:30:51.710
That's hilarious. One day we're going to find out what
736
00:30:52.150 --> 00:30:56.029
person who works on Zootopia just likes this podcast and
737
00:30:56.519 --> 00:30:57.130
put us in it.
738
00:30:57.150 --> 00:30:59.019
Yeah, do we have any knowledge?
739
00:30:59.039 --> 00:31:01.420
Yeah, the casting director, she was like... Oh, really?
740
00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:01.519
Yeah.
741
00:31:01.910 --> 00:31:08.960
Because she said something like, Mae seems surprised. Like, Mae
742
00:31:08.980 --> 00:31:11.619
was like, Hanson's in it. And she's like, yeah, that's
743
00:31:12.019 --> 00:31:12.660
my design.
744
00:31:12.700 --> 00:31:17.029
Yeah, I was like, what a crazy coincidence. We're all
745
00:31:17.250 --> 00:31:17.930
in this.
746
00:31:17.990 --> 00:31:20.569
Oh, man. It was on purpose. Yeah.
747
00:31:20.630 --> 00:31:23.460
That's so great. Well, it was a fun night.
748
00:31:23.619 --> 00:31:25.259
It was a fun night. It was great to see
749
00:31:25.299 --> 00:31:26.980
Max and Finn in their little suits as well.
750
00:31:27.259 --> 00:31:27.920
Great to see.
751
00:31:27.940 --> 00:31:31.529
I didn't even get to see them. It's funny because
752
00:31:31.549 --> 00:31:35.890
when they were getting dressed, Finn didn't like the outfit
753
00:31:35.930 --> 00:31:39.430
I had pulled for him. And he took it up
754
00:31:39.490 --> 00:31:42.579
a notch to like a full black suit with a
755
00:31:42.630 --> 00:31:47.089
white button down. And I was like, I'm sorry.
756
00:31:47.109 --> 00:31:52.009
You know? I just had him in a casual blazer. No,
757
00:31:52.029 --> 00:31:52.839
you've got to go all out.
758
00:31:52.859 --> 00:31:53.390
And, like, cords.
759
00:31:53.470 --> 00:31:55.980
But, man, he was like, I don't want to wear that.
760
00:31:56.299 --> 00:31:56.500
Yeah.
761
00:31:56.599 --> 00:31:57.119
I want to wear that.
762
00:31:57.279 --> 00:32:00.519
Yeah, he was going to Hollywood Boulevard. Yeah. Yeah.
763
00:32:00.680 --> 00:32:02.900
And then Max was like, I think we should do
764
00:32:03.019 --> 00:32:05.759
more of this stuff as a family. Oh, I love that.
765
00:32:05.819 --> 00:32:10.289
And I was like, you know.
766
00:32:10.349 --> 00:32:12.289
Putting on the reds over there.
767
00:32:12.390 --> 00:32:16.769
Yeah. They had never been to a premiere. Oh, that's cute. Yeah,
768
00:32:16.789 --> 00:32:18.750
it was fun. But it was fun to see your
769
00:32:18.769 --> 00:32:22.569
little buck teeth, your crooked buck teeth. I'm sure.
770
00:32:22.589 --> 00:32:26.400
That's the character, to clarify.
771
00:32:26.599 --> 00:32:27.539
Thanks for that laugh.
772
00:32:28.000 --> 00:32:30.359
But I was just like, are they doing that because
773
00:32:30.400 --> 00:32:31.240
you're from the South?
774
00:32:31.759 --> 00:32:33.660
No, because I'm a beaver. A beaver.
775
00:32:33.680 --> 00:32:35.259
I know, but like you.
776
00:32:35.180 --> 00:32:38.039
Can be a beaver not from the South.
777
00:32:38.759 --> 00:32:39.539
Oh, they made the character.
778
00:32:39.559 --> 00:32:42.440
Oh, the character being Southern. I mean, I can't not
779
00:32:42.509 --> 00:32:43.470
be from the South.
780
00:32:43.910 --> 00:32:44.269
I know.
781
00:32:44.289 --> 00:32:45.069
In my voice.
782
00:32:45.190 --> 00:32:45.609
I know.
783
00:32:45.650 --> 00:32:46.190
Can you try?
784
00:32:47.549 --> 00:32:51.289
I could try, I guess, to not have a Southern accent.
785
00:32:51.309 --> 00:32:52.990
Now, can you do it without making that face?
786
00:32:53.470 --> 00:32:54.430
No, I can't.
787
00:32:54.670 --> 00:32:57.710
Your face just became like Julie Andrews.
788
00:32:57.869 --> 00:33:00.369
I think that they probably wanted, I mean, the Marsh
789
00:33:00.410 --> 00:33:03.589
Market is sort of like Bayou-like. Yeah, yeah. So I
790
00:33:03.630 --> 00:33:06.230
think they wanted that vibe.
791
00:33:06.829 --> 00:33:08.650
Well, you nailed it, kid.
792
00:33:08.950 --> 00:33:12.569
Aw, thanks. Yeah. People were like, did a... How did
793
00:33:12.609 --> 00:33:16.210
having those beaver teeth affect your voice? And I was like,
794
00:33:16.369 --> 00:33:18.829
I didn't even think about it. Oh, yeah. I just
795
00:33:18.869 --> 00:33:19.690
did my voice.
796
00:33:19.710 --> 00:33:19.789
Yeah.
797
00:33:20.329 --> 00:33:21.430
Well, what are you going to do?
798
00:33:21.509 --> 00:33:23.650
No way. How did the beaver teeth affect your voice?
799
00:33:23.670 --> 00:33:23.829
Yeah.
800
00:33:34.670 --> 00:33:37.119
Well, should we get to our question?
801
00:33:37.319 --> 00:33:38.440
I think we should.
802
00:33:38.599 --> 00:33:39.740
Okay, let's do it.
803
00:33:40.240 --> 00:33:44.079
Today's question asker is an actor who has starred in
804
00:33:44.160 --> 00:33:49.630
shows such as Masters of Sex and Party Down, as
805
00:33:49.690 --> 00:33:54.089
well as movies including Mean Girls, The People We Hate
806
00:33:54.109 --> 00:33:57.069
at the Wedding, and the new movie Now You See Me,
807
00:33:57.369 --> 00:34:02.079
Now You Don't. Lizzie Kaplan is asking today's question.
808
00:34:02.359 --> 00:34:02.880
Yeah.
809
00:34:04.529 --> 00:34:06.190
Hi, I'm Lizzie Kaplan.
810
00:34:06.289 --> 00:34:10.869
And my question is, what is the worst? It's a
811
00:34:10.869 --> 00:34:11.269
two parter.
812
00:34:12.010 --> 00:34:16.050
What is the worst first impression you've ever made? And
813
00:34:16.610 --> 00:34:18.500
what is the most.
814
00:34:18.440 --> 00:34:22.159
Incorrect first impression that you've gotten of somebody else.
815
00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:26.860
From somebody else? Oh, wow.
816
00:34:28.119 --> 00:34:30.639
That's a really good question.
817
00:34:31.449 --> 00:34:32.880
Yeah, I love Lizzie.
818
00:34:32.949 --> 00:34:34.570
Doesn't she live in England now?
819
00:34:35.090 --> 00:34:37.980
You know, I don't know her whereabouts.
820
00:34:38.500 --> 00:34:41.039
I think so, but I could be wrong. Yeah.
821
00:34:41.260 --> 00:34:44.820
She was wearing a kind of British-y sweater. It seemed
822
00:34:44.860 --> 00:34:45.639
kind of British.
823
00:34:45.800 --> 00:34:46.480
Is this British?
824
00:34:46.739 --> 00:34:48.159
That's British.
825
00:34:48.360 --> 00:34:50.679
I've got on my British coat.
826
00:34:50.760 --> 00:34:52.239
This isn't British, by the way.
827
00:34:52.260 --> 00:34:54.219
This is a smoking jacket.
828
00:34:54.360 --> 00:34:54.920
Yeah.
829
00:34:55.579 --> 00:34:57.519
Cardigan. But I don't smoke.
830
00:34:58.199 --> 00:35:01.750
The incorrect first impressions is I mean, we're probably doing
831
00:35:01.789 --> 00:35:05.110
that all the time, projecting our own shit onto people.
832
00:35:05.260 --> 00:35:07.840
And I was part of that therapy program I did.
833
00:35:07.860 --> 00:35:11.429
Did I tell about that part where they said? If
834
00:35:11.449 --> 00:35:14.570
you had a bad reaction to someone in the group,
835
00:35:15.369 --> 00:35:17.630
write it down. Because we were learning, like, that's my
836
00:35:17.690 --> 00:35:18.489
negative projection.
837
00:35:18.510 --> 00:35:20.829
Because then you'll have to say to each other.
838
00:35:20.849 --> 00:35:21.929
Then we had to say it to their face.
839
00:35:21.969 --> 00:35:22.289
Yeah.
840
00:35:22.309 --> 00:35:23.510
I remember that part.
841
00:35:23.530 --> 00:35:23.690
Okay.
842
00:35:23.710 --> 00:35:24.769
So I did talk about that, right?
843
00:35:24.789 --> 00:35:25.070
Yeah.
844
00:35:25.130 --> 00:35:28.530
Were people, a couple people said they didn't like you.
845
00:35:28.590 --> 00:35:28.820
Yeah.
846
00:35:28.949 --> 00:35:31.079
They said I was dismissive and arrogant.
847
00:35:31.889 --> 00:35:33.170
Which you are, to be fair.
848
00:35:33.210 --> 00:35:33.969
Famously.
849
00:35:34.010 --> 00:35:38.449
No, I was flabbergasted. But I guess the point of
850
00:35:38.469 --> 00:35:41.880
the exercise was like, we can't really control other people's
851
00:35:41.940 --> 00:35:44.659
experience all the time if they're, you know.
852
00:35:44.860 --> 00:35:47.320
They get to have their feelings.
853
00:35:47.619 --> 00:35:48.019
Yeah.
854
00:35:48.619 --> 00:35:50.760
Did anything jump into your minds about?
855
00:35:51.079 --> 00:35:53.590
I was just thinking, I had a screening. I was
856
00:35:53.619 --> 00:35:56.130
at a screening for the Come See Me in the
857
00:35:56.150 --> 00:35:59.650
Good Light documentary. And a childhood friend of mine came.
858
00:36:00.679 --> 00:36:06.010
And she was telling people at the— like, I've known her
859
00:36:06.050 --> 00:36:10.869
since we were kids. And she was like, my mom
860
00:36:11.949 --> 00:36:17.659
was so scared of Tick. Because, like— well, just because, like,
861
00:36:17.780 --> 00:36:22.119
I was, like, you know, like, not doing well at school. And, like,
862
00:36:22.139 --> 00:36:26.030
I— carried my cigarettes in my pocket up on my
863
00:36:26.190 --> 00:36:29.989
shirt and drove a motorcycle and yeah but my friend
864
00:36:30.030 --> 00:36:35.510
was like but my mother didn't realize that like That
865
00:36:35.550 --> 00:36:36.849
was the extent of it.
866
00:36:37.090 --> 00:36:38.989
Oh, that's so funny. It was like, oh, I wonder
867
00:36:39.030 --> 00:36:39.769
what Tig's doing.
868
00:36:40.250 --> 00:36:40.710
Yeah.
869
00:36:40.909 --> 00:36:41.909
Like there wasn't anything.
870
00:36:41.929 --> 00:36:43.070
You weren't running amok.
871
00:36:43.300 --> 00:36:44.489
No, like I wasn't.
872
00:36:44.760 --> 00:36:47.300
It was really what you saw was what you got.
873
00:36:47.360 --> 00:36:49.380
It was the tude and the cigarettes and the t-shirt.
874
00:36:49.400 --> 00:36:52.760
Yeah, and like I was a class clown. I smoked cigarettes.
875
00:36:52.780 --> 00:36:54.199
I drove a motorcycle.
876
00:36:54.380 --> 00:36:58.360
And her mom was just like, hard pass on this one.
877
00:36:59.019 --> 00:37:01.300
And then she was saying, and then when my book
878
00:37:01.360 --> 00:37:03.780
came out, It's called.
879
00:37:03.639 --> 00:37:05.840
I'm Just a Person. It's a New York Times bestseller.
880
00:37:06.519 --> 00:37:10.380
But anyway, when that came out, my friend Ashley, she said,
881
00:37:10.460 --> 00:37:13.610
and then my mom sends me your book for Christmas.
882
00:37:14.110 --> 00:37:15.690
And she said, but as kids, Ashley was saying, I
883
00:37:15.730 --> 00:37:25.230
had friends that were like, identifying as Christians. And meanwhile,
884
00:37:25.269 --> 00:37:28.780
they were all doing drugs and getting trashed and sleeping
885
00:37:28.800 --> 00:37:29.639
with everyone.
886
00:37:29.719 --> 00:37:33.320
And I was just like, you're just listening to the Beatles.
887
00:37:34.039 --> 00:37:35.079
Is Ashley home?
888
00:37:35.420 --> 00:37:39.539
You're like, she leans.
889
00:37:39.639 --> 00:37:44.679
So that was a bad first impression that lasted. I
890
00:37:45.059 --> 00:37:46.039
think I'm friendly.
891
00:37:46.059 --> 00:37:49.650
I never see Ashley's mother anymore, but I think she
892
00:37:49.710 --> 00:37:50.480
must be over it.
893
00:37:50.550 --> 00:37:52.550
Now she's a fan. She's buying your books.
894
00:37:52.590 --> 00:37:54.730
Well, she bought my book and sent it to Ashley.
895
00:37:54.889 --> 00:37:55.210
Yeah.
896
00:37:55.230 --> 00:37:57.510
But I think I had a lot of those parents
897
00:37:57.650 --> 00:37:59.130
that kind of were.
898
00:37:59.050 --> 00:38:00.300
Like, what's up with that one?
899
00:38:00.340 --> 00:38:01.099
Yeah, yeah.
900
00:38:01.280 --> 00:38:04.380
What's up with this dyke riding in here trying to
901
00:38:04.420 --> 00:38:08.449
take our daughters out? Yeah. Were you dating back then?
902
00:38:09.050 --> 00:38:10.110
No.
903
00:38:10.230 --> 00:38:11.690
With a greasy bowl haircut?
904
00:38:11.769 --> 00:38:13.590
I don't know. We saw that one photo of you
905
00:38:13.610 --> 00:38:16.599
and the stickers flew off the shelf. Yeah.
906
00:38:16.619 --> 00:38:17.780
Well, I was 19 then.
907
00:38:17.960 --> 00:38:19.730
Oh, what age are you talking about now?
908
00:38:19.860 --> 00:38:22.460
I was, you know, I was... I don't know, a
909
00:38:22.480 --> 00:38:23.579
few years younger than that.
910
00:38:23.599 --> 00:38:26.000
So you hadn't come into your own yet? I hadn't.
911
00:38:26.519 --> 00:38:27.340
I really hadn't.
912
00:38:28.000 --> 00:38:30.239
What about you guys? I'm sure you have a million
913
00:38:30.300 --> 00:38:32.449
bad impressions you've made, both of you.
914
00:38:33.289 --> 00:38:37.130
I had an interesting time when I lived in Spain
915
00:38:37.670 --> 00:38:42.800
for a year after I graduated college. And during that time,
916
00:38:42.820 --> 00:38:45.480
I didn't know many people in Spain.
917
00:38:46.340 --> 00:38:46.719
Really?
918
00:38:46.880 --> 00:38:49.000
One of my... What? Like making friends.
919
00:38:49.019 --> 00:38:49.320
Yeah, yeah.
920
00:38:49.519 --> 00:38:49.719
Got it.
921
00:38:49.719 --> 00:38:53.050
It was very hard to make friends. And my good
922
00:38:53.110 --> 00:38:56.389
friend from college was also in Seville at that same time.
923
00:38:56.409 --> 00:38:58.170
So we hung out a lot. But other than that,
924
00:38:58.309 --> 00:38:59.670
I was alone a ton.
925
00:38:59.809 --> 00:39:00.070
Yeah.
926
00:39:00.150 --> 00:39:05.090
And I was also traveling around Europe by myself. So
927
00:39:05.170 --> 00:39:07.489
I was constantly alone. And I didn't realize that it
928
00:39:07.570 --> 00:39:11.769
was really affecting my personality. Whereas I was like really,
929
00:39:11.789 --> 00:39:15.369
you know... Silly. I'm similar now to what I was
930
00:39:15.409 --> 00:39:20.239
in college, like boisterous, silly, ridiculous. And in Spain, I
931
00:39:20.280 --> 00:39:24.079
was pretty introverted, pretty quiet and shy. Like it really
932
00:39:24.340 --> 00:39:29.650
brought my personality super down to just being very like, yeah,
933
00:39:29.789 --> 00:39:33.820
I was. like the wallflower. And so when I moved,
934
00:39:33.940 --> 00:39:35.000
I moved to LA.
935
00:39:35.119 --> 00:39:37.059
But you said you kind of were a wallflower when
936
00:39:37.079 --> 00:39:37.849
you were younger too.
937
00:39:37.989 --> 00:39:39.489
Yeah. When I was pretty young.
938
00:39:39.670 --> 00:39:41.789
You're just like comfortable with your own company too, where
939
00:39:41.809 --> 00:39:42.750
you were just in Spain.
940
00:39:42.769 --> 00:39:45.329
I was just by myself constantly, but I didn't realize
941
00:39:45.349 --> 00:39:49.489
how comfortable, quiet i had become yeah and uh so
942
00:39:49.510 --> 00:39:53.250
when i moved to la that personality came with me
943
00:39:53.630 --> 00:39:55.650
and it made it really hard for me to meet
944
00:39:55.710 --> 00:39:58.429
friends in la my first two years people thought i
945
00:39:58.489 --> 00:40:02.969
was such a dork and had no personality no one
946
00:40:03.010 --> 00:40:04.960
wanted to be my.
947
00:40:04.880 --> 00:40:07.289
Friend imagine describing you as someone.
948
00:40:07.139 --> 00:40:10.420
With no personality well because i kind of didn't i
949
00:40:10.440 --> 00:40:14.530
was still being demure and like still being quiet And
950
00:40:14.590 --> 00:40:17.030
so I was just a different person and like no
951
00:40:17.090 --> 00:40:20.030
one wanted to be my friend. Yeah. And so I
952
00:40:20.340 --> 00:40:24.599
met this guy, Steve, who was working. I was working
953
00:40:24.619 --> 00:40:27.820
for this actress and he was working on her show. Yeah.
954
00:40:27.880 --> 00:40:30.119
And he was wearing a Carolina shirt. And I was like, oh,
955
00:40:30.119 --> 00:40:33.090
my God, someone from North Carolina. It was like. I
956
00:40:33.130 --> 00:40:36.010
could breathe like, oh, my God, there's some comfort here.
957
00:40:36.429 --> 00:40:39.849
And I desperately wanted to be his friend. But my
958
00:40:39.909 --> 00:40:43.690
desperation was like oozing out of me, I guess.
959
00:40:44.340 --> 00:40:46.360
Yeah, the desperate stank. And he thought I had a
960
00:40:46.400 --> 00:40:47.780
crush on him. No.
961
00:40:47.800 --> 00:40:47.880
Yeah.
962
00:40:48.039 --> 00:40:50.920
Because you were like. Yeah, because I was just like
963
00:40:51.059 --> 00:40:54.780
really wanted to be his friend. And so he was like, whoa, like.
964
00:40:55.150 --> 00:40:58.210
So he did not want to be my friend and
965
00:40:58.250 --> 00:41:00.269
would not hang out with me. But I knew, I
966
00:41:00.269 --> 00:41:04.489
was like, we're supposed to be best friends, but you
967
00:41:04.550 --> 00:41:07.710
can't tell people that or you're crazy. But I just
968
00:41:07.750 --> 00:41:09.469
knew in my gut, I was like, this is supposed
969
00:41:09.489 --> 00:41:11.750
to be my best friend, but I don't know how
970
00:41:11.789 --> 00:41:14.630
to make him know that we're supposed to be best friends.
971
00:41:14.710 --> 00:41:17.190
And my personality is not great right now.
972
00:41:17.210 --> 00:41:20.809
Did you tell him all of that?
973
00:41:20.849 --> 00:41:22.210
Later, we laugh about it now.
974
00:41:23.090 --> 00:41:24.250
He's who became your roommate.
975
00:41:24.309 --> 00:41:25.429
He's became a roommate.
976
00:41:25.449 --> 00:41:27.500
Yes, yes, yes.
977
00:41:27.860 --> 00:41:32.860
So I had the worst impression of myself. He just
978
00:41:32.900 --> 00:41:37.619
was not having it. And then so for months went by,
979
00:41:37.639 --> 00:41:41.380
not friends, did not hang out. But somehow we exchanged.
980
00:41:41.460 --> 00:41:45.590
Remember the AOL messenger thing? Well, you could leave like that.
981
00:41:45.679 --> 00:41:47.309
It was very popular at the time. And you could
982
00:41:47.329 --> 00:41:49.650
leave like away messages or whatever.
983
00:41:50.659 --> 00:41:51.699
Wait, what are away messages?
984
00:41:51.739 --> 00:41:55.400
Like when you were like idle, not like not there,
985
00:41:55.480 --> 00:41:56.880
but your computer stayed on.
986
00:41:56.900 --> 00:41:57.699
Okay.
987
00:41:57.900 --> 00:42:00.619
It would say like so-and-so's offline, but it would have
988
00:42:00.659 --> 00:42:02.539
like a message like.
989
00:42:02.679 --> 00:42:04.239
But I'll be back after I go to the bathroom.
990
00:42:04.260 --> 00:42:05.239
Whatever, yeah.
991
00:42:05.320 --> 00:42:05.940
Perfect example.
992
00:42:06.000 --> 00:42:07.659
It'll take me about 15 minutes.
993
00:42:07.940 --> 00:42:08.739
I'll explain later.
994
00:42:08.980 --> 00:42:09.539
Exactly.
995
00:42:09.619 --> 00:42:10.539
See, you would have crushed it.
996
00:42:10.539 --> 00:42:15.050
Rotten chicken. I had his AOL thing and my roommate
997
00:42:15.110 --> 00:42:18.559
was moving back home. And his roommate was leaving and
998
00:42:18.639 --> 00:42:21.079
he put on his messenger that he needed a roommate.
999
00:42:21.159 --> 00:42:23.639
And I was like, this is my end. Oh, my God.
1000
00:42:23.699 --> 00:42:25.820
And he's like, damn. Yeah, he was like.
1001
00:42:29.090 --> 00:42:31.969
The dork wants to move in.
1002
00:42:32.250 --> 00:42:34.889
And I'm just like, I need a roommate. But he's
1003
00:42:34.929 --> 00:42:37.969
so nice that he didn't know what to say. So
1004
00:42:38.010 --> 00:42:40.960
he just kind of was like. All right. And then,
1005
00:42:40.980 --> 00:42:43.780
of course, I moved in. But once I had a friend,
1006
00:42:44.400 --> 00:42:48.090
my personality started to come back. And then I ended
1007
00:42:48.119 --> 00:42:50.369
up being his most fun friend he's ever had in
1008
00:42:50.389 --> 00:42:52.630
his entire life. Do you bring it up a lot
1009
00:42:52.650 --> 00:42:55.010
where you're like, he thought I was lame? He thought
1010
00:42:55.050 --> 00:42:56.449
I was lame and he thought I had a crush
1011
00:42:56.550 --> 00:42:56.809
on him.
1012
00:42:56.909 --> 00:42:57.909
That's the best.
1013
00:42:58.349 --> 00:43:01.090
I wasn't out technically at the time. So, I mean,
1014
00:43:01.159 --> 00:43:01.420
I guess.
1015
00:43:02.110 --> 00:43:02.530
Yeah.
1016
00:43:02.699 --> 00:43:07.780
You know, it was unclear. Yeah. But I'm queer, unqueer.
1017
00:43:08.400 --> 00:43:12.699
But yeah, he definitely everyone that met me in that first,
1018
00:43:12.780 --> 00:43:17.380
especially year in L.A., thought I was the biggest dork. Forgettable.
1019
00:43:18.079 --> 00:43:18.260
Yeah.
1020
00:43:18.320 --> 00:43:21.619
Like this girl is going to go pack it back
1021
00:43:21.739 --> 00:43:22.960
up to North Carolina.
1022
00:43:22.980 --> 00:43:24.360
Oh, that's so funny.
1023
00:43:24.380 --> 00:43:29.869
I'm trying to. I mean, all through, I mean, it just,
1024
00:43:29.949 --> 00:43:32.449
I think a lot of parents and my friends and
1025
00:43:32.510 --> 00:43:36.230
my teens are probably rightly like, this is such a
1026
00:43:36.269 --> 00:43:40.639
pretentious little idiot. And then, God, that sounded too real
1027
00:43:40.659 --> 00:43:43.500
when I said that. Oh, because I was like, yeah,
1028
00:43:43.679 --> 00:43:46.159
I'm not really into new music. Like, I was like,
1029
00:43:46.420 --> 00:43:50.059
I was literally reading Jack Kerouac. Like, I was such
1030
00:43:50.139 --> 00:43:52.489
a cliche and like writing in my little notebook and
1031
00:43:52.610 --> 00:43:53.849
just like so tortured.
1032
00:43:53.909 --> 00:43:55.610
Aww. But.
1033
00:43:56.489 --> 00:43:58.010
But that's.
1034
00:43:57.389 --> 00:43:59.010
All gone away, the torture.
1035
00:43:59.030 --> 00:43:59.530
Yeah, of course.
1036
00:44:00.269 --> 00:44:01.070
You grew out of that.
1037
00:44:01.090 --> 00:44:05.010
I literally go home and read Jack Kerouac and write
1038
00:44:05.050 --> 00:44:09.809
my notebook and write sad poems. No, I'm still in it.
1039
00:44:09.929 --> 00:44:11.429
I don't know if I've talked about it on the
1040
00:44:11.449 --> 00:44:15.880
pod before, because I sort of don't, but that my
1041
00:44:16.039 --> 00:44:22.139
uncle married the Queen of England's niece. So I was eight.
1042
00:44:22.159 --> 00:44:23.760
Royalty. Yes.
1043
00:44:23.920 --> 00:44:25.380
I mean, right.
1044
00:44:25.420 --> 00:44:27.260
We were just a ring. Very the way.
1045
00:44:27.300 --> 00:44:27.989
He's up.
1046
00:44:28.469 --> 00:44:31.250
But it's so crazy because it says on my Wikipedia
1047
00:44:31.269 --> 00:44:33.429
page that I'm like related to the queen. But this is,
1048
00:44:34.150 --> 00:44:36.469
I swear I'm not a nepo baby. Like this was
1049
00:44:37.030 --> 00:44:40.590
so random and so far from our family. And my
1050
00:44:40.690 --> 00:44:43.409
uncle was an actor and a painter and then met
1051
00:44:43.469 --> 00:44:46.969
this woman and she goes, I'm Princess Margaret's daughter. And
1052
00:44:46.989 --> 00:44:52.179
then they're an amazing couple anyway. Oh, Princess Margaret. I
1053
00:44:52.219 --> 00:44:56.079
went to that princess. So I go to the wedding.
1054
00:44:56.099 --> 00:44:57.340
Royalty is speaking.
1055
00:44:57.400 --> 00:44:58.820
No, I swear I'm not.
1056
00:45:00.440 --> 00:45:02.519
There's no way you're going to convince us.
1057
00:45:02.699 --> 00:45:03.840
Royalty.
1058
00:45:03.860 --> 00:45:05.260
Look at the boots on the floor.
1059
00:45:05.280 --> 00:45:08.190
That is royal boots right there.
1060
00:45:09.019 --> 00:45:10.940
Is he alive?
1061
00:45:11.099 --> 00:45:11.460
Yeah.
1062
00:45:11.500 --> 00:45:13.619
I have an uncle and aunt and cousins and stuff.
1063
00:45:13.639 --> 00:45:15.199
And when I lived in England, I would see them.
1064
00:45:15.260 --> 00:45:19.190
They're awesome. They're painters and they live in a normal house.
1065
00:45:19.230 --> 00:45:20.869
But it is bizarre.
1066
00:45:21.630 --> 00:45:25.389
Because she is in the royal family, right? Yeah.
1067
00:45:25.449 --> 00:45:28.409
And my cousins are in line to the throne, I guess.
1068
00:45:28.429 --> 00:45:28.949
Oh, wow.
1069
00:45:29.030 --> 00:45:30.710
But I don't like to talk about it because it's
1070
00:45:30.730 --> 00:45:31.269
not my life.
1071
00:45:31.489 --> 00:45:32.769
Because it's so not your life.
1072
00:45:32.789 --> 00:45:33.610
It's so not my life.
1073
00:45:33.630 --> 00:45:34.869
Not your, yeah.
1074
00:45:35.030 --> 00:45:37.989
Where are you in line? for the throne like because
1075
00:45:38.010 --> 00:45:40.110
after everyone.
1076
00:45:39.929 --> 00:45:42.949
Love for you to be in that royal family would.
1077
00:45:42.769 --> 00:45:45.789
You still do this podcast if you were.
1078
00:45:45.280 --> 00:45:47.360
I think that the king the in line to the
1079
00:45:47.380 --> 00:45:50.739
throne thing should be connected to your imdb rating you're.
1080
00:45:50.820 --> 00:45:54.260
So where are you right now i don't have the
1081
00:45:54.280 --> 00:45:57.059
number one i know do you yeah you're 451 i'm
1082
00:45:57.119 --> 00:46:02.679
way down you have dipped you have dipped But anyway,
1083
00:46:02.699 --> 00:46:06.320
take checks every week before we record.
1084
00:46:06.320 --> 00:46:09.239
35? 35 is very high. No.
1085
00:46:09.760 --> 00:46:10.820
I was one, guys.
1086
00:46:10.860 --> 00:46:13.639
Yeah, but you don't understand. Not a month ago. People
1087
00:46:14.079 --> 00:46:16.780
go from like 20 to like 900 like that.
1088
00:46:16.800 --> 00:46:18.780
No, May is on the way out.
1089
00:46:18.900 --> 00:46:19.650
I'm on the way out.
1090
00:46:19.659 --> 00:46:20.260
May's career is done.
1091
00:46:20.280 --> 00:46:22.300
Who's number one, Thomas? Who's number one?
1092
00:46:23.559 --> 00:46:25.539
Fortune. 35 is, no, I'm like 950 or, no, I'm
1093
00:46:25.559 --> 00:46:31.920
like 1200. Jacob Elordi. Jake of the Lord, yeah, that's fair.
1094
00:46:32.159 --> 00:46:35.199
You were in rarefied air, you royal punk.
1095
00:46:35.239 --> 00:46:37.769
But wait, anyway, the end of this dumb stunt story
1096
00:46:37.809 --> 00:46:40.250
is that I'm eight years old, and I was living
1097
00:46:40.269 --> 00:46:42.630
in England, and we got to go to the royal wedding,
1098
00:46:42.650 --> 00:46:44.949
which was at the palace. It was in a church,
1099
00:46:44.989 --> 00:46:45.449
and then it was at.
1100
00:46:45.449 --> 00:46:46.320
Oh, Princess Diana's wedding?
1101
00:46:46.880 --> 00:46:48.179
No, to my uncle's wedding.
1102
00:46:48.320 --> 00:46:49.000
Oh, that wedding.
1103
00:46:49.039 --> 00:46:50.159
And we were so excited.
1104
00:46:50.300 --> 00:46:51.840
I got so stoked.
1105
00:46:52.039 --> 00:46:58.119
May wasn't alive when Princess Diana got married. But you
1106
00:46:58.139 --> 00:46:58.559
were there?
1107
00:46:58.579 --> 00:47:03.239
But anyways, everyone.
1108
00:47:03.260 --> 00:47:08.019
Tell us everything. Tell us everything. I wasn't even born yet.
1109
00:47:08.079 --> 00:47:08.840
May's like.
1110
00:47:09.469 --> 00:47:11.570
I don't like to talk about it, but I was
1111
00:47:11.730 --> 00:47:12.909
at Princess Diana's.
1112
00:47:13.170 --> 00:47:15.409
If you zoom in, you can see me. I'm one
1113
00:47:15.429 --> 00:47:16.199
of the choir boys.
1114
00:47:16.280 --> 00:47:17.599
So they had a royal wedding?
1115
00:47:18.039 --> 00:47:18.400
Yeah.
1116
00:47:18.579 --> 00:47:21.780
And my grandma, this is like, imagine a British woman
1117
00:47:21.840 --> 00:47:24.280
in your 60s at the time or whatever, and you
1118
00:47:24.300 --> 00:47:26.960
get to go to the royal, like she was so excited.
1119
00:47:27.679 --> 00:47:30.199
And everyone was like, Mae, when you meet the queen,
1120
00:47:30.260 --> 00:47:32.179
like there'll be a line up and you have to
1121
00:47:32.239 --> 00:47:36.050
curtsy and you have to say your majesty. And it
1122
00:47:36.090 --> 00:47:37.650
was all this protocol and I was eight and I
1123
00:47:37.710 --> 00:47:40.829
couldn't keep it straight in my head and I And
1124
00:47:40.869 --> 00:47:43.570
that was my worst first impression, I think, is I panicked.
1125
00:47:43.590 --> 00:47:46.409
They said, oh, and if anyone asks you about your handbag,
1126
00:47:46.429 --> 00:47:49.010
I have a little purse. They go, say it's Venetian.
1127
00:47:49.030 --> 00:47:51.849
I don't know what. I remember this. It's like a
1128
00:47:51.889 --> 00:47:54.610
weird dream. So Prince Charles comes up to me and goes,
1129
00:47:54.630 --> 00:47:55.730
what a lovely handbag.
1130
00:47:56.030 --> 00:47:56.969
And I went, it's Venetian.
1131
00:47:57.389 --> 00:47:59.550
Is this the dream or is this real?
1132
00:47:59.969 --> 00:48:01.050
This is real. This is real.
1133
00:48:01.090 --> 00:48:01.829
What a lovely handbag.
1134
00:48:01.849 --> 00:48:02.849
What a lovely handbag.
1135
00:48:03.289 --> 00:48:03.929
It's Venetian.
1136
00:48:04.449 --> 00:48:05.670
And I was so manic.
1137
00:48:05.690 --> 00:48:06.289
Your legacy will be.
1138
00:48:06.550 --> 00:48:09.710
It was so overwhelming, the whole thing. That my aunt
1139
00:48:09.769 --> 00:48:12.369
had to tell me, you need to stop trying to
1140
00:48:12.409 --> 00:48:13.750
follow me around and talk to me. I have to
1141
00:48:13.769 --> 00:48:15.869
talk to other people because she was like a celebrity.
1142
00:48:15.969 --> 00:48:18.269
Like a bride is always the celebrity of the wedding.
1143
00:48:18.289 --> 00:48:21.010
And all the photos, I'm literally just like hanging on
1144
00:48:21.030 --> 00:48:23.230
to her dress. But anyway, I met the queen and
1145
00:48:23.250 --> 00:48:26.119
I went for a handshake. Like you're supposed to.
1146
00:48:26.280 --> 00:48:27.280
That's a big no-no, right?
1147
00:48:27.300 --> 00:48:28.960
I couldn't do the curtsy and I just went, I'm
1148
00:48:29.000 --> 00:48:29.480
Mae Martin.
1149
00:48:30.260 --> 00:48:31.219
And what did she do?
1150
00:48:31.239 --> 00:48:32.010
She's so nice.
1151
00:48:32.239 --> 00:48:35.119
Did she shake your hand, though? Yeah, she was like, hello. Oh,
1152
00:48:35.130 --> 00:48:36.030
I guess with a child.
1153
00:48:36.130 --> 00:48:37.349
Everyone was so nice to me.
1154
00:48:38.190 --> 00:48:41.719
And then what would be more exciting to you, meeting
1155
00:48:41.739 --> 00:48:43.519
the Queen or Tom Cruise?
1156
00:48:44.400 --> 00:48:45.400
I think you know the answer.
1157
00:48:45.420 --> 00:48:45.480
T.C.
1158
00:48:46.530 --> 00:48:50.570
It's TC every day. I mean, it was thrilling, though,
1159
00:48:50.690 --> 00:48:51.769
but overstimulating.
1160
00:48:52.010 --> 00:48:52.329
Right.
1161
00:48:52.590 --> 00:48:56.539
And then I was having driving lessons recently and my
1162
00:48:56.599 --> 00:48:59.039
driving instructor. Oh, I'm taking every.
1163
00:48:59.119 --> 00:49:01.059
I mean, it has been two years since you talked
1164
00:49:01.119 --> 00:49:03.579
about getting this license. Oh, right.
1165
00:49:03.599 --> 00:49:05.219
It's when we started the pod.
1166
00:49:05.860 --> 00:49:07.300
Mae was like, I got to get my license.
1167
00:49:07.320 --> 00:49:08.360
What are you not getting?
1168
00:49:08.480 --> 00:49:09.719
Well, I stopped for a year and a half.
1169
00:49:09.739 --> 00:49:11.119
You turn the steering wheel.
1170
00:49:11.139 --> 00:49:13.590
No. You push go and stop.
1171
00:49:13.630 --> 00:49:14.429
There's more than that.
1172
00:49:14.469 --> 00:49:14.670
Tig.
1173
00:49:14.730 --> 00:49:15.710
The ignition.
1174
00:49:15.929 --> 00:49:16.699
Parallel parking.
1175
00:49:16.739 --> 00:49:18.920
I'm turning all the way to the right and all
1176
00:49:18.980 --> 00:49:19.519
the way to the left.
1177
00:49:19.940 --> 00:49:22.840
Parallel parking is the hardest part of driving. It's so easy.
1178
00:49:23.000 --> 00:49:25.000
But then just don't parallel park for a bit.
1179
00:49:25.239 --> 00:49:30.239
Well, my driving instructor, Robert, he taught the McConaughey kids...
1180
00:49:30.530 --> 00:49:33.070
how to drive, as well as some of the Kardashian kids.
1181
00:49:33.110 --> 00:49:35.000
All right, all right, all right. I know.
1182
00:49:35.019 --> 00:49:36.480
So I was telling my friend and they were like,
1183
00:49:36.800 --> 00:49:39.739
of course you have the Nepo Baby driving instructor because
1184
00:49:39.900 --> 00:49:41.159
you have Nepo Baby energy.
1185
00:49:41.920 --> 00:49:44.099
You have Nepo baby enters?
1186
00:49:44.139 --> 00:49:44.920
What is that?
1187
00:49:45.599 --> 00:49:47.860
They're like, you don't cook. You take Ubers.
1188
00:49:48.059 --> 00:49:50.260
I know you do Uber Eats a.
1189
00:49:50.179 --> 00:49:50.739
Lot, right?
1190
00:49:51.280 --> 00:49:53.320
I'm turning a new leaf. I'm getting my license.
1191
00:49:53.360 --> 00:49:53.679
Yeah.
1192
00:49:53.960 --> 00:49:55.400
I'm cooking. I made this week.
1193
00:49:55.780 --> 00:49:57.059
When are you getting your license?
1194
00:49:57.079 --> 00:49:57.409
December 8th.
1195
00:49:57.409 --> 00:49:57.760
I'm doing the test.
1196
00:49:57.780 --> 00:50:00.289
Because you can say that and then it'll be years still.
1197
00:50:00.409 --> 00:50:02.090
When this comes out, I hopefully.
1198
00:50:02.309 --> 00:50:03.210
You'll have your license.
1199
00:50:03.309 --> 00:50:05.889
We'll be in the studio next time and we just
1200
00:50:05.969 --> 00:50:07.650
like a car slams through the wall.
1201
00:50:09.610 --> 00:50:10.570
Like the Kool-Aid thing.
1202
00:50:10.610 --> 00:50:13.710
They got their license.
1203
00:50:14.090 --> 00:50:17.820
Anyways, but that was probably the worst first impression I
1204
00:50:17.860 --> 00:50:20.699
made to everyone at that wedding. For all of the royals. Yeah,
1205
00:50:20.719 --> 00:50:22.699
and there's a photograph where I'm just lying on my
1206
00:50:22.739 --> 00:50:25.760
back in my dress in the middle of the grass.
1207
00:50:25.780 --> 00:50:28.079
You get a pass, I think, when you're eight.
1208
00:50:28.159 --> 00:50:29.440
Yeah, you're eight, right?
1209
00:50:29.860 --> 00:50:30.179
Yeah.
1210
00:50:30.300 --> 00:50:31.199
I met the Corgis.
1211
00:50:32.030 --> 00:50:32.760
All the cute little.
1212
00:50:32.780 --> 00:50:33.539
It was crazy.
1213
00:50:33.619 --> 00:50:34.699
There were many of them, right?
1214
00:50:34.719 --> 00:50:35.639
There were so many of them.
1215
00:50:35.699 --> 00:50:36.059
Yeah.
1216
00:50:36.360 --> 00:50:36.679
Yeah.
1217
00:50:36.800 --> 00:50:39.199
And I met the Queen Mother. And Princess Diana was
1218
00:50:39.260 --> 00:50:42.260
there briefly. And it was a magical day.
1219
00:50:42.519 --> 00:50:44.840
Princess Diana and I had the same birthday.
1220
00:50:45.239 --> 00:50:46.070
Really? Yeah.
1221
00:50:46.119 --> 00:50:47.949
Kindred spirits. No way.
1222
00:50:48.070 --> 00:50:48.690
And the hair.
1223
00:50:48.710 --> 00:50:54.409
Princess Diana. I started stand-up.
1224
00:50:54.449 --> 00:50:55.590
She was coming up at the same time?
1225
00:50:55.730 --> 00:50:56.670
The day.
1226
00:50:57.170 --> 00:50:58.610
Nice. Before.
1227
00:50:59.010 --> 00:51:00.449
Like right around when she died.
1228
00:51:00.780 --> 00:51:01.059
Oh, really?
1229
00:51:01.079 --> 00:51:01.179
Yeah.
1230
00:51:01.320 --> 00:51:01.539
Yeah.
1231
00:51:02.019 --> 00:51:03.360
That was your first stand-up?
1232
00:51:03.400 --> 00:51:03.719
Yeah.
1233
00:51:04.099 --> 00:51:04.320
Yeah.
1234
00:51:04.519 --> 00:51:05.400
It was right around then.
1235
00:51:05.420 --> 00:51:09.019
Well, I can bring this whole episode all together.
1236
00:51:09.039 --> 00:51:09.739
Bring it.
1237
00:51:09.760 --> 00:51:11.519
We need that every episode.
1238
00:51:11.539 --> 00:51:14.400
We want a full circle moment.
1239
00:51:14.820 --> 00:51:17.019
I was watching The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
1240
00:51:17.039 --> 00:51:19.539
with my family. And then the phone rang and my
1241
00:51:20.380 --> 00:51:22.579
grandfather was on the phone. He said, Princess Diana's died.
1242
00:51:22.619 --> 00:51:24.099
Turn on the news. And we turned on the news.
1243
00:51:24.139 --> 00:51:27.300
And the first thing we saw was CNN. And we
1244
00:51:27.340 --> 00:51:29.800
have Tom Cruise on the line. And it was Tom
1245
00:51:29.840 --> 00:51:34.400
Cruise calling into CNN saying, The paparazzi, like, this is
1246
00:51:34.440 --> 00:51:36.550
what happened. It was just so weird. The first thing
1247
00:51:36.590 --> 00:51:38.929
we heard was his take on it. And he was
1248
00:51:39.710 --> 00:51:40.570
really passionate.
1249
00:51:40.590 --> 00:51:42.010
That is who we want to hear from in a
1250
00:51:42.010 --> 00:51:44.750
national or worldly crisis.
1251
00:51:44.769 --> 00:51:46.190
You really did bring it.
1252
00:51:46.469 --> 00:51:47.130
I did, right?
1253
00:51:47.210 --> 00:51:47.630
Yeah.
1254
00:51:47.949 --> 00:51:48.710
Is any of it true?
1255
00:51:48.989 --> 00:51:49.849
None of it. Okay.
1256
00:51:49.909 --> 00:51:50.409
Not a word.
1257
00:51:53.530 --> 00:51:56.179
I also want to acknowledge, like, as far as bad
1258
00:51:56.539 --> 00:51:59.639
first impressions, after I said what mine.
1259
00:51:59.420 --> 00:52:01.239
Was, I realized.
1260
00:52:01.929 --> 00:52:07.289
that I as a child and even as an adult
1261
00:52:07.429 --> 00:52:14.090
for a long time was way more shut off, armor, protective,
1262
00:52:14.650 --> 00:52:18.130
hadn't worked through a lot of stuff. And I'm certain
1263
00:52:18.250 --> 00:52:22.469
I made a ton Of terrible first impressions.
1264
00:52:22.489 --> 00:52:23.309
Right.
1265
00:52:23.349 --> 00:52:25.650
Where I was like, you know, the punk rock, not
1266
00:52:25.670 --> 00:52:27.090
that I was ever punk rock, but, you know, the
1267
00:52:27.130 --> 00:52:29.090
punk rock kid, like, as long as you just say
1268
00:52:29.159 --> 00:52:30.280
hello to them, they're like, hi.
1269
00:52:30.320 --> 00:52:30.860
Yeah, yeah.
1270
00:52:30.900 --> 00:52:32.980
But they, you know, it's scary.
1271
00:52:33.119 --> 00:52:34.219
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1272
00:52:34.340 --> 00:52:38.130
And it's like, they're punk rock usually because.
1273
00:52:38.800 --> 00:52:39.659
There's something going on.
1274
00:52:39.679 --> 00:52:42.340
Yeah, it's a little soft on the inside.
1275
00:52:42.380 --> 00:52:43.300
Yeah, that's so true.
1276
00:52:43.360 --> 00:52:48.539
Yeah, and so I realized, like, yeah, I think, you know,
1277
00:52:49.219 --> 00:52:51.900
when I got really sick and lost my mother and stuff, it, like,
1278
00:52:51.980 --> 00:52:52.920
really cracked me.
1279
00:52:52.909 --> 00:52:54.989
Open in a very different way.
1280
00:52:55.210 --> 00:52:55.570
Yeah.
1281
00:52:55.690 --> 00:52:58.309
Even going through all this with Andrea and Meg and
1282
00:52:58.469 --> 00:53:04.929
the movie, and I just have a very different look. Yeah. Yeah.
1283
00:53:06.119 --> 00:53:08.030
Not look, but outlook.
1284
00:53:08.550 --> 00:53:11.989
And so, yeah, I'm sure I made a ton of
1285
00:53:12.090 --> 00:53:13.409
terrible first impressions.
1286
00:53:13.510 --> 00:53:16.590
Have you ever had when you're in a group or
1287
00:53:16.610 --> 00:53:19.130
at a dinner party and I've so often I'm like,
1288
00:53:19.170 --> 00:53:20.130
this person hates me.
1289
00:53:20.170 --> 00:53:20.489
Like, why?
1290
00:53:20.510 --> 00:53:22.550
This person is so rude to me. And then it
1291
00:53:22.610 --> 00:53:24.510
turns out that they're just a fan or they're nervous.
1292
00:53:24.530 --> 00:53:26.769
And they're like later on, they're like, oh, yeah, I
1293
00:53:26.789 --> 00:53:28.210
saw that thing and I really liked it. And you're like.
1294
00:53:28.719 --> 00:53:30.940
the whole night i've been going this fucking asshole's like
1295
00:53:31.360 --> 00:53:32.920
i'm just they're they don't even want to look at
1296
00:53:32.960 --> 00:53:34.480
me and i'm just trying to you know you're.
1297
00:53:34.360 --> 00:53:37.360
Creating everything yeah well when i sat to go back
1298
00:53:37.400 --> 00:53:39.760
to the governor's awards i sat down there's an actress
1299
00:53:39.820 --> 00:53:41.820
next to me and i and i was like oh
1300
00:53:42.500 --> 00:53:45.429
i'm just gonna be the one that that says yeah
1301
00:53:45.639 --> 00:53:49.349
yeah i didn't i wasn't yeah familiar with her but
1302
00:53:49.409 --> 00:53:52.070
i was like hey i'm tig and she's like hi
1303
00:53:52.110 --> 00:53:53.949
how are you it's so friendly and i was like
1304
00:53:55.219 --> 00:53:56.860
It's a reminder to do that.
1305
00:53:56.880 --> 00:53:58.039
To make the effort, yeah.
1306
00:53:58.199 --> 00:54:03.619
Anyway. Well, to really bring it full circle with Tom Cruise,
1307
00:54:04.389 --> 00:54:08.480
he is famously....
1308
00:54:08.170 --> 00:54:08.989
Famously?
1309
00:54:09.190 --> 00:54:13.570
Famously. Famously. Is it your buck teeth coming away?
1310
00:54:13.610 --> 00:54:18.289
Yeah, they're finally doing the voice. Have we talked about
1311
00:54:18.309 --> 00:54:20.829
the Tom Cruise cake? Yeah, yeah.
1312
00:54:20.889 --> 00:54:22.190
He remembers everyone's name.
1313
00:54:22.269 --> 00:54:26.769
It's coming up soon. where people on his list will
1314
00:54:26.809 --> 00:54:28.960
be getting this Tom Cruise cake.
1315
00:54:29.619 --> 00:54:30.679
Do you think I'm on the list?
1316
00:54:30.820 --> 00:54:32.480
I think you must be. I hope to God that
1317
00:54:32.519 --> 00:54:35.880
you are. Because if you are, I don't think it
1318
00:54:35.900 --> 00:54:37.860
would be vegan. Yeah. So you get it. You should
1319
00:54:37.880 --> 00:54:38.519
give it to me.
1320
00:54:38.559 --> 00:54:39.559
Yeah. You guys.
1321
00:54:39.760 --> 00:54:41.820
Wait, it's coconut, right? It's coconut.
1322
00:54:41.860 --> 00:54:42.380
I can't have it.
1323
00:54:42.400 --> 00:54:44.820
So yeah, I will take it. Yeah. All I want
1324
00:54:44.900 --> 00:54:45.260
is a Thomas.
1325
00:54:45.280 --> 00:54:46.440
But you have to Thomas.
1326
00:54:46.519 --> 00:54:48.380
I will get for sure. Thomas can have half. I
1327
00:54:48.400 --> 00:54:50.800
don't need a whole cake. Okay. So Thomas can have
1328
00:54:50.820 --> 00:54:52.179
half and I have the other half.
1329
00:54:52.260 --> 00:54:53.639
But you do need half a cake.
1330
00:54:53.820 --> 00:54:55.739
And Thomas doesn't need the other half.
1331
00:54:55.860 --> 00:54:56.860
I do need half a cake.
1332
00:54:57.079 --> 00:54:57.659
Okay.
1333
00:54:57.840 --> 00:55:01.500
I don't. I mean, if I met. TC, great. Yeah.
1334
00:55:01.760 --> 00:55:03.719
But I really just want him to send me one
1335
00:55:03.760 --> 00:55:06.409
of his cakes. You can probably buy that. You can
1336
00:55:06.530 --> 00:55:09.300
buy it in Woodland Hills. At Doan's Bakery.
1337
00:55:09.380 --> 00:55:10.599
You know where it is?
1338
00:55:10.639 --> 00:55:11.070
Yes.
1339
00:55:11.780 --> 00:55:14.550
Why haven't you gone and get one? I've had it before.
1340
00:55:14.570 --> 00:55:17.789
You can buy them on Gold Belly. What is Gold Belly?
1341
00:55:17.809 --> 00:55:19.590
You've never heard of Gold Belly? No.
1342
00:55:19.690 --> 00:55:20.130
Have you?
1343
00:55:20.230 --> 00:55:21.369
No, actually. You can like buy.
1344
00:55:21.429 --> 00:55:23.110
Two against one, Gold Belly.
1345
00:55:23.389 --> 00:55:23.590
No.
1346
00:55:23.969 --> 00:55:27.289
Have you, Thomas? We've talked about it on the podcast.
1347
00:55:27.530 --> 00:55:31.539
You guys don't ever listen to me. It's a website
1348
00:55:31.559 --> 00:55:34.800
where like restaurants sell their like They're known for their
1349
00:55:34.860 --> 00:55:37.519
cakes or like they're known for their lobster rolls or
1350
00:55:37.539 --> 00:55:41.079
they're known for their whatever pizza. And you can buy
1351
00:55:41.119 --> 00:55:46.280
that restaurants or whatever companies thing. Yeah. You know, eight
1352
00:55:46.320 --> 00:55:50.719
layer pies or whatever. And yeah, the Tom Cruise cake
1353
00:55:50.780 --> 00:55:52.280
is one of the cakes you can buy.
1354
00:55:52.300 --> 00:55:53.690
But you want it specifically from him.
1355
00:55:53.699 --> 00:55:56.010
I want it from him, but it also is delicious
1356
00:55:56.090 --> 00:55:56.989
and I will just eat it.
1357
00:55:56.989 --> 00:55:58.699
Well, you're going to end up in a.
1358
00:56:00.110 --> 00:56:01.230
action film with him.
1359
00:56:01.590 --> 00:56:04.610
Obviously. I mean, you will, but also.
1360
00:56:04.269 --> 00:56:06.349
I wouldn't be surprised if you did.
1361
00:56:06.389 --> 00:56:09.869
Take my end of it first. If I have to.
1362
00:56:10.269 --> 00:56:10.489
Yes.
1363
00:56:10.570 --> 00:56:12.150
It's why I got into stand-up.
1364
00:56:12.210 --> 00:56:14.989
It's why I got into this biz.
1365
00:56:15.239 --> 00:56:15.920
After Princess.
1366
00:56:16.699 --> 00:56:19.719
So, yeah, maybe you'll get a Tom Cruise cake.
1367
00:56:19.980 --> 00:56:21.539
I'd actually be a bit freaked out if I met
1368
00:56:21.579 --> 00:56:24.039
him once and then, ding dong, the cake arrives.
1369
00:56:24.320 --> 00:56:24.619
Yeah.
1370
00:56:24.659 --> 00:56:27.150
See, I'm going to be freaked out. After meeting him
1371
00:56:27.250 --> 00:56:28.530
once and I don't get a cake.
1372
00:56:28.630 --> 00:56:30.380
Yeah, you're going to be like, what did I do wrong?
1373
00:56:30.469 --> 00:56:30.860
What if?
1374
00:56:31.219 --> 00:56:31.800
Oh, my gosh.
1375
00:56:32.760 --> 00:56:33.079
Girl.
1376
00:56:33.320 --> 00:56:33.699
Girl.
1377
00:56:33.719 --> 00:56:35.039
What if? Girl what?
1378
00:56:35.079 --> 00:56:35.559
Girl.
1379
00:56:35.900 --> 00:56:36.320
Girl.
1380
00:56:36.599 --> 00:56:38.119
Oh, my God. Curly toes.
1381
00:56:38.139 --> 00:56:39.099
My toes are curled.
1382
00:56:39.119 --> 00:56:43.420
Girl what if? Girl what? He gets me the cake
1383
00:56:43.900 --> 00:56:44.900
and it's vegan.
1384
00:56:44.960 --> 00:56:47.590
That would be crazy, girl.
1385
00:56:47.610 --> 00:56:49.010
Classic TC taking care of us.
1386
00:56:49.010 --> 00:56:54.030
So stressful. TC is TC being. I cannot wait.
1387
00:56:55.969 --> 00:57:02.219
For my coconut cake. Should we hear a Lizzie's response?
1388
00:57:02.239 --> 00:57:03.840
Remember we were still going to do that.
1389
00:57:03.980 --> 00:57:07.679
Yeah. My answer is a bit of a cop-out, but
1390
00:57:07.760 --> 00:57:08.380
also true.
1391
00:57:08.400 --> 00:57:11.960
I feel like my first impressions are always the ones
1392
00:57:12.039 --> 00:57:16.699
I make are often very bad. People think that I'm,
1393
00:57:18.139 --> 00:57:19.840
that I think I'm like too cool for school.
1394
00:57:19.900 --> 00:57:25.010
I've heard that a lot. And, uh, bad, uh, first
1395
00:57:25.030 --> 00:57:28.909
impressions of other people, you know, that I miscalculate, uh,
1396
00:57:28.989 --> 00:57:32.010
every time, everybody, everybody, everybody.
1397
00:57:32.659 --> 00:57:36.019
So always her and, and always everybody, always everybody.
1398
00:57:37.019 --> 00:57:37.539
Okay.
1399
00:57:37.559 --> 00:57:39.880
Fair enough. Okay.
1400
00:57:39.920 --> 00:57:40.639
I'm going to remember that.
1401
00:57:40.659 --> 00:57:43.739
But I have to say when I was sick, Lizzie
1402
00:57:43.820 --> 00:57:49.409
reached out to me and she said, every Friday is
1403
00:57:49.610 --> 00:57:50.210
TIG day.
1404
00:57:50.349 --> 00:57:53.670
And I'm going to email and remind you How great
1405
00:57:53.710 --> 00:57:54.030
you are.
1406
00:57:54.050 --> 00:57:54.809
Aw.
1407
00:57:55.110 --> 00:57:55.969
And she did that.
1408
00:57:56.210 --> 00:57:57.190
It'd be great if he said that.
1409
00:57:57.210 --> 00:57:57.650
For a couple of months.
1410
00:57:57.670 --> 00:57:58.269
She never did it.
1411
00:57:58.570 --> 00:58:00.090
And then never heard from her again.
1412
00:58:01.030 --> 00:58:04.239
She's like, I think Tig's fine now. She's good. I
1413
00:58:04.469 --> 00:58:05.960
can stop doing this, right?
1414
00:58:06.059 --> 00:58:08.139
Every now and then it crosses my mind. I'm like,
1415
00:58:08.199 --> 00:58:10.059
should I write her and be like, what happened to
1416
00:58:10.079 --> 00:58:11.400
the emails on Fridays?
1417
00:58:13.460 --> 00:58:16.539
That's nice. I mean, to do it, for someone to
1418
00:58:16.599 --> 00:58:19.800
do it steadily for that long is unusual.
1419
00:58:20.019 --> 00:58:20.280
Yeah.
1420
00:58:20.300 --> 00:58:23.909
For sure. But, yeah. Where are they?
1421
00:58:24.289 --> 00:58:25.130
Yeah.
1422
00:58:25.349 --> 00:58:26.829
I believe she's in England.
1423
00:58:27.349 --> 00:58:29.010
Well, email works, Lizzie.
1424
00:58:29.030 --> 00:58:29.489
I guess.
1425
00:58:29.630 --> 00:58:31.090
Email works in England.
1426
00:58:31.809 --> 00:58:32.550
So they say.
1427
00:58:33.190 --> 00:58:34.150
Who said that?
1428
00:58:34.170 --> 00:58:35.570
The governor.
1429
00:58:36.150 --> 00:58:37.050
The governor.
1430
00:58:37.070 --> 00:58:37.869
The royals.
1431
00:58:37.909 --> 00:58:38.690
The governor.
1432
00:58:39.570 --> 00:58:40.590
Well. Well.
1433
00:58:40.869 --> 00:58:41.150
Well.
1434
00:58:41.650 --> 00:58:42.650
Well, you guys.
1435
00:58:43.110 --> 00:58:45.989
What a delightful way to spend a 5 p.m.
1436
00:58:46.010 --> 00:58:47.369
You think my hands are cold?
1437
00:58:47.489 --> 00:58:49.429
Feel this one. Oh, my God. Are you like an
1438
00:58:49.570 --> 00:58:52.260
ice block? Yes. Yeah, what's up with y'all?
1439
00:58:52.519 --> 00:58:53.639
Well, I'm warm now.
1440
00:58:53.840 --> 00:58:56.159
I've been drinking this frosty bath.
1441
00:58:57.199 --> 00:58:59.679
I've put my hands in my cooter.
1442
00:58:59.679 --> 00:59:00.989
And on that note.
1443
00:59:00.989 --> 00:59:02.690
And on that note. And Makoochie.
1444
00:59:02.909 --> 00:59:03.610
Oh my gosh.
1445
00:59:03.639 --> 00:59:07.280
Shout out Kate Makoochie.
1446
00:59:07.320 --> 00:59:09.380
Kate is a real good sport.
1447
00:59:09.400 --> 00:59:12.159
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1448
00:59:12.809 --> 00:59:14.570
Does anyone have anything they'd like to promote?
1449
00:59:14.949 --> 00:59:18.010
Well, first of all, I want to say my animal
1450
00:59:18.030 --> 00:59:22.440
painting books that I made are restocked. And what a
1451
00:59:22.480 --> 00:59:24.599
great holiday gift. All 100% of the Profeeds.
1452
00:59:24.619 --> 00:59:25.019
Profeeds?
1453
00:59:25.440 --> 00:59:25.940
Profeeds.
1454
00:59:26.199 --> 00:59:27.239
All the Profeeds.
1455
00:59:27.400 --> 00:59:28.380
All the Profeeds.
1456
00:59:28.659 --> 00:59:29.639
All the Profeeds.
1457
00:59:29.980 --> 00:59:31.800
All the Profeeds.
1458
00:59:32.219 --> 00:59:33.139
Famously.
1459
00:59:33.420 --> 00:59:35.559
Famously Profeeds.
1460
00:59:35.639 --> 00:59:39.239
They all go to Doctors Without Borders and go to
1461
00:59:39.420 --> 00:59:43.119
Animal Art by May on Etsy. And there's these paintings
1462
00:59:43.159 --> 00:59:45.199
and hats and tote bags and stuff. But also I'm
1463
00:59:45.260 --> 00:59:47.699
on tour starting the end of February and I just
1464
00:59:47.860 --> 00:59:50.820
added a bunch of extra late shows and I would
1465
00:59:50.860 --> 00:59:52.449
love people to come to them.
1466
00:59:52.789 --> 00:59:54.190
You want people at your shows.
1467
00:59:54.250 --> 00:59:57.429
For once, yeah. I'm going to Austin. I know that.
1468
00:59:57.710 --> 01:00:00.929
I need to sell some more tickets there. Yeah. Anywhere
1469
01:00:00.949 --> 01:00:02.059
that you like.
1470
01:00:02.559 --> 01:00:05.019
Well, I'm also going on tour.
1471
01:00:05.039 --> 01:00:05.519
Oh, you know.
1472
01:00:05.539 --> 01:00:07.219
Did I cut off your tour information?
1473
01:00:07.300 --> 01:00:07.559
Okay.
1474
01:00:07.619 --> 01:00:09.099
And you want some people to come to yours?
1475
01:00:09.500 --> 01:00:09.800
Yeah.
1476
01:00:10.500 --> 01:00:12.739
I have quite a few dates here, but I was
1477
01:00:12.780 --> 01:00:14.730
just going to mention a few of them. One of
1478
01:00:14.750 --> 01:00:18.369
them being January 14th in Fort Lauderdale.
1479
01:00:21.590 --> 01:00:22.110
Yeah.
1480
01:00:22.190 --> 01:00:23.289
Orlando.
1481
01:00:23.510 --> 01:00:25.010
Get your Keeney out.
1482
01:00:25.469 --> 01:00:28.989
January 15th in Orlando. Jacksonville, Florida.
1483
01:00:29.699 --> 01:00:30.380
What?
1484
01:00:30.440 --> 01:00:30.639
Yeah.
1485
01:00:30.699 --> 01:00:32.500
January 17th, I'll be there.
1486
01:00:32.519 --> 01:00:36.460
And then Oklahoma City, February 20th.
1487
01:00:36.739 --> 01:00:37.980
Midland, Texas.
1488
01:00:38.039 --> 01:00:44.789
Midland. Come on, Midland. Midland. Near Odessa. Really?
1489
01:00:45.090 --> 01:00:49.150
February 21st. And then I also wanted to tell you
1490
01:00:49.210 --> 01:00:54.570
guys about Red Bank, New Jersey, April 26th. Brooks, California,
1491
01:00:55.010 --> 01:01:01.000
May 15th, and Kalispell, Montana, June 11th.
1492
01:01:01.059 --> 01:01:02.519
Pretty area. Yes.
1493
01:01:02.699 --> 01:01:04.619
Beautiful areas that I'll be in.
1494
01:01:04.739 --> 01:01:06.500
Beautiful. Beautiful.
1495
01:01:06.699 --> 01:01:09.900
And please come on out. Go to tignotaro.com for the
1496
01:01:10.000 --> 01:01:11.000
rest of the dates.
1497
01:01:11.059 --> 01:01:12.219
But I just want to let you know.
1498
01:01:12.119 --> 01:01:16.079
It's different months and different cities and states, all sorts
1499
01:01:16.139 --> 01:01:17.210
of stuff going on.
1500
01:01:17.719 --> 01:01:20.579
Heck yeah. Heck yeah. I'm also on tour. Are you?
1501
01:01:20.599 --> 01:01:25.159
Tell us, girl. I've got shows coming up in, I'm
1502
01:01:25.199 --> 01:01:31.010
in Orlando, Florida, St. Petersburg. We got, what else we got?
1503
01:01:31.269 --> 01:01:33.190
We got Norfolk, Virginia.
1504
01:01:33.210 --> 01:01:35.650
I feel like you've been going there for a long time.
1505
01:01:35.690 --> 01:01:37.889
Because that one got rescheduled, so that's why.
1506
01:01:37.969 --> 01:01:38.929
Oh, okay.
1507
01:01:38.949 --> 01:01:43.320
But it's definitely happening right after Christmas. Salt Lake City. Vancouver.
1508
01:01:43.460 --> 01:01:46.659
And then spend New Year's Eve with me in Seattle, y'all.
1509
01:01:47.050 --> 01:01:48.030
That's going to be a fun one.
1510
01:01:48.150 --> 01:01:49.489
Don't have to tell me twice.
1511
01:01:49.550 --> 01:01:51.449
Come on up. I'm going to come. And then right
1512
01:01:51.489 --> 01:01:56.110
after that, Mobile, Alabama, New Orleans and Atlanta and a
1513
01:01:56.170 --> 01:02:00.590
bunch more. I think Cincinnati, Indianapolis, Des Moines, a lot
1514
01:02:00.630 --> 01:02:02.750
of places. So, yeah, get those tickets.
1515
01:02:02.789 --> 01:02:04.670
We're easy to trip over.
1516
01:02:04.690 --> 01:02:05.570
Yeah, we are.
1517
01:02:05.610 --> 01:02:07.849
And also, if you have not seen Come See Me
1518
01:02:07.889 --> 01:02:10.829
in the Good Light, please check it out on Apple TV.
1519
01:02:11.530 --> 01:02:13.909
It went to the number one spot on Apple.
1520
01:02:13.929 --> 01:02:14.389
It's incredible.
1521
01:02:14.409 --> 01:02:16.349
Number one movie out of all genres.
1522
01:02:16.469 --> 01:02:17.230
That's so good.
1523
01:02:17.969 --> 01:02:19.869
It is really, really something.
1524
01:02:19.889 --> 01:02:20.030
Yeah.
1525
01:02:20.170 --> 01:02:23.969
I met Megan and she immediately called me Fortune Marie.
1526
01:02:24.429 --> 01:02:26.909
Did she? Yeah. That's real sweet.
1527
01:02:26.969 --> 01:02:28.269
Yeah. Isn't she wonderful?
1528
01:02:28.289 --> 01:02:29.110
She's incredible.
1529
01:02:29.230 --> 01:02:34.610
Incredible. Well, yeah. Go to handsomepod.com. Get your merch.
1530
01:02:34.730 --> 01:02:35.550
Yeah, we got new merch.
1531
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Holiday merch.
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Also.
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Share your favorite episode with your loved ones. Let's continue
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to build this community. It's incredible. Yeah. Our listeners are incredible.
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And until next time, what do you say? Keep it handsome.
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Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tig Notaro, and
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Fortune Feimster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by
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Thomas Ouellette. Email us at handsomepod at gmail.com. And please
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follow us on social media at handsomepod.
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What a podcast!
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That was a hate gum podcast.
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We here at the Handsome Podcast need to do better.
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We heard loud and clear from our listeners that it's
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actually a wheelbarrow, and we're using this opportunity to apologize
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