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All right, welcome back to Fluckus
Sosa Podcast, episode one seventy six.
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Today on the show, Joe Biden
went to the bathroom in his pants again
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in public. We're gonna go over
the secret signal Jill Biden gave to get
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him out of there. Then,
in Cringe of the Week, we make
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fun of this annoying Indian kid who
claims he's hooking up with Hella Chicks.
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And we also have a disappointed dad
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In Urban Decay, a man was
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wing store. You're not gonna want
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We have a lot to get to. We have a packed housekeeping, we
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have a great cringe grade Urban some
Uplifting Gold special announcement at the end,
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actually at the beginning of Uplifting Gold. Okay, so make sure you guys
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stay for that. I don't even
know what that is. Yeah, it's
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to everybody except me. Okay,
let's get it right into the show.
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Bannon is going to jail July first. Can you read that headline? Yeah,
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Judge orders Bannon to surrender for prison
term by July first. And he
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was convicted two years ago of contempt
of Congress for refusing to comply with the
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subpoena from the January sixth Committee.
Yep. So we have for four months,
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four months, four months in jail, which is the whole the whole
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election site. So they're trying to
sideline Bannon. You're gonna go into jail
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until I don't know, six six
how about. So obviously we stand with
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Bannon, We love Bannon. Here
on the show, trump sentencing is July
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eleventh. Yeah, so clearly the
wheels are in motion. They're kind of
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like going into phase two of whatever
their plan is. Yeah. Uh,
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and I think I don't know.
Trump goes back and forth when it comes
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to retribution and going on revenge tour. Obviously here on the show, we
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want Trump to go on an absolute
revenge tour. Yep, and I hope
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he does. But sometimes he's like, oh, you know, I don't
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want revenge. I just want the
country to do well. And I have
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a new theory. Maybe you need
that energy to get elected. He's sandbagging
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how much retribution is just about to
come? Yeah, secret revenge tour.
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Yeah, once he's in power.
Yeah, the revenge is coming. So
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yeah, we don't want to do
a revenge tour. No, Like,
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hey, let's take the high road. There's plenty of room on the high
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road for everybody. Yeah, let's
just lower taxes and get the country back
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to normal. No need for revenge. We're not gonna arrest anybody, wink
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wink. All right. And obviously
with everything that's going on with Trump and
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Bannon, people are talking about the
chances of civil war and how those chances
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are going up. And I saw
a pretty funny AI that was like,
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in case you were concerned about a
civil war, here's who we're up against.
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And it's like an AI picture of
like white country guys that like drive
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trucks. Maybe, yeah, Midwesterners, typical Midwesterners. They work a blue
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collar job and then they hit the
beers hard exactly. But keeping people think
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that that's like an own on the
right wing, keep in mind cities have
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food for two to three days.
Yeah, these guys know how to drive
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an eighteen wheeler. They know how
to drive a fork truck, big dump
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truck. Stuff like that barricade it. You know, these guys have AMMO
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and a pantry. Yeah, we
don't need them to be like running a
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five K. Don't worry about that. Yeah, we go to be fortifying
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and like blocking roads and overturning a
bridge that we don't want trucks rolling in
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on. So, yeah, these
guys have a plan. They're all friends.
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Yeah, they have pantries, they
have wives who know how to make
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food, and they have a lot
of Ammo people in the cities. You
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guys smoke that mango vapes and you
order your groceries on an app and the
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person goes to the store for you
and then they bring it to your house.
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That's like three layers from the food. Yeah, you get ripped off
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on an oil change and like credit
card fraud it so I don't really know
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what you're capable of, ryeah exactly. You live in an apartment, Okay.
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And then also keep in mind when
it comes to who's up against who.
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There was a recent survey that came
out about recent college grads who are
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going to job interviews. Yeah,
during job interviews, employers say recent college
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grads have and then struggle with eye
contact, ask for unreasonable compensation, dressed
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inappropriately, and then the highlighted one
here is brought a parent to their interview.
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Yeah, so they make fun of
who they're up against. For the
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Civil War, who were up against
this? People who can who don't have
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a job, who are trying to
get a job but can't look anyone in
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the eye, and they brought their
parents to the job interview and someone hit
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the trifecta. They're staring at the
ground, they're dressed in appropriately, and
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their mom's in the corner. So
like that person is kind of like in
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this Civil war discourse. Yeah,
exactly. So have fun trying to tell
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the country boy who can shoot a
deer from a quarter mile that he needs
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to get in the train to head
of to the camps. Yeah, good
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luck getting him in. And you
can't wrestle him either. You think you
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can, but you can't. They
got this man's strength. They grab your
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wrist and then they can kind of
just like bang your arm and put you
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where they want you. It's not
good, all right? Moving on,
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speaking of stupid millennials who are delusional
and can't function in the real world.
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Washington Post, Yeah, had some
layoff. It looks like they're struggling to
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make ends meet. Can you read
the headline in some highlights. Yeah,
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this was like a fluff piece about
it. But this guy Will Lewis came
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in and he shook up the Washington
Post, fired a bunch of people,
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I think the editor and some other
key roles. And he says, I
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can't sugarcoat it anymore. Will Lewis
Buntley defends Washington Post shakeup, and here's
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a quote from him. We are
losing large amounts of money your audience has
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had in recent years. People are
not reading your stuff. I can't sugarcoat
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it anymore. Yep. And then
we came in, like with an outsider.
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He's like, it's not me.
I'm not involved with us yet,
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but this guy came in. You
know, half your audience is gone.
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No one's reading your stuff. And
then while they're making these changes, someone
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came in and said another reporter asked
Lewis whether any women or people of color
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were interviewed and seriously considered for either
of these positions, a question that prompted
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applause. Wow. So it's like, no one's reading anything. We're writing.
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All the money's gone. And then
someone said, have you interviewed a
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person of color about this? I
have you thought about just bringing a black
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woman in? And then everyone starts
class fi. Yeah, it's like,
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all right, who clapped? You
guys are fired? Who asked that question?
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Who clapped? Okay, everyone could
pack up your shit. There's boxes
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up front, you know. Yeah, that's kind of the energy you need
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to have if you're trying to save
like a washed out, hollow shell of
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itself company, right, an old
school energy. Yeah. Yeah, so
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because clearly what you're doing applauding for
black women is not working. Right,
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you got halved, You got had. It's like the microcosm of the whole
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issue. And you got halved when
people already stopped reading the physical newspapers and
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it's all online anyway, So Everett, like the playing field. It got
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crazy for a while in newspapers and
journalism right where it's like, whoa,
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this Internet really shook things up.
But now it's been like ten years of
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you should have built your moat and
kind of like had your paywalls and stuff.
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So to get halved now is horrendous. Yeah, it's not good.
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And then whoever asked that question about
the people of color? Yeah, you
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know people say there's no dumb questions. Yeah, that's before everyone got the
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brain worms. I know there's a
lot, there's tons of dumb questions.
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All right, we're moving on.
We're only on page one of housekeeping,
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so we're going to have to keep
the pace going. We have a Pride
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update, We have a Pride section
coming in Cringe, but we have a
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Pride update for housekeeping. The tide
is turning. Eleven NFL teams did not
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issue Pride Month's statement this year.
Yeah, so thank you eleven NFL teams.
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Yeah, I appreciate that. And
the NFL corporate office still made gay
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logos for you, so you have
to fight that, you have to go
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against that, but you know,
it's a step in the right direction.
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We kind of mentioned that the middle
of the road people, the people who
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don't have to get involved, they're
getting tired of the Pride shit exactly,
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and then people are going to start
to realize that there is an avenue for
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people who don't want to participate.
Like last year, the Texas Rangers were
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the only team in the MLB who
didn't issue a Pride statement and then they
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ended up winning the whole thing,
the World Series. So people are going
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to see that. This year,
they'll see the eleven teams didn't issue anything,
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and then not only is it not
bad for business, it probably wind
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up being good for business. Ye. That's how it always works out.
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Anyone who stands up against the progressive
agenda, whether it be their jersey sales
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or ticket sales, it always goes
up after so you need to be slow
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like this at first, where only
a few teams don't do anything, and
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then they'll get more support, and
then next year it'll be like no one's
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doing it, no one's going to
issue a pride statement, and then people
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will see that and be like,
oh damn, not being pro pride isn't
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as bad as I thought. In
fact, you get rewarded for it.
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Yeah, you're a private company.
You actually don't have to do anything,
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especially not the weird gay shit where
all the gay people who have been alienating
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normal people for years are kind of
like trying to hollow out your business and
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wear it as a coke. Yeah. And the gays don't even like the
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NFL that much. They don't the
Taylor Swift shit. That's the only thing
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they're in. Yeah, all right, let's get to our most important story
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of the day. Okay, Joe
Biden went to the bathroom in his pants
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again, this time at the D
Day remembrance service in France. Yeah,
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he is. Here's the clip.
My crone comes in. He's like,
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I'm shitting right now. Now the
watch once he starts shitting right here,
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watch Jill give the scratch the lip
signal. Which means get us out of
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here. And then there they go, and then Joe Biden leaves at the
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point where they're supposed to greet the
World War two veterans and Macron's left there
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by himself. Yeah, those veterans
don't want to shake hands with Macron.
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We had to save the French and
mcrone's jogging over his suit. Yeah,
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nightmare. Yeah. So some people
are saying he wanted to sit down early,
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but you know, obviously he shot
his pants and Jill gave the sign
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obvious fans, fans DDA diaper day. You're kind of seeing the writing on
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the wall, and here he is
with the Secret Service a little bit after.
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Here's how it's I think this might
be before it's maybe how the day
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started. He got out and then
no one knew he doesn't nowhere to go.
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But then he's kind of like looking
for Secret Service to tell him,
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but they don't really tell him.
They're not his like schedulers. Yeah,
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they're just there to literally protect him. We're henchmen. So it's like,
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hey, where do I do and
they're like, buddy, you're supposed to
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tell me. Yeah, So that
was him getting out obviously, they're gonna
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try and get this muppet eighty five
million votes somehow. Oh, he's got
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to get ninety this year. He's
got to get ninety so, which is
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like twice the most ever or whatever. He just keeps going up. He's
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got a shatter Obama's record again again. So yeah, so no one believes
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this guy's a president. Even the
media is starting to kind of come around
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on Joe Biden not being a serious
person. Wall Street Journal's headline, Yeah,
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Wall Street Journal said, behind closed
doors, Biden shows signs of slipping
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Behind closed doors, guys, we
see it every week on video, like
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undefendable behavior from like a clearly senile
eighty year old man. So imagine him
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behind closed doors. I know he
probably gets really mad hits people. Yeah,
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imagine him and I didn't order this, and it's like, sir,
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you did. He ordered this four
minutes ago. Imagine him in the morning,
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before he has his coffee. Oh
my god, he's still asleep.
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Yeah. They probably have to like
do some sort of brain activation thing on
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him to even get them going.
And that's the Wall Street Journal. So
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the Wall Street Journal is probably trying
to avoid the same fate as the Washington
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Post. They only want to get
thirded on their readership, not have So
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that's a good point. And there's
been some impeachment talks with Republicans. Republicans
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are trying to get Joe Biden impeached, which obviously is completely fair game considering
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the impeached Trump over nothing like four
times. Yeah, but there was some
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pushback from the media, who's now
starting to just decided to be honest,
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Awesen, What actual evidence do you
have as opposed to allegations to show to
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the American public that would merit an
actual impeachment inquiry of Joe Biden? Improve
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it. Today's just about some of
you, Oh, I don't know,
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McCarthy, for the sake of enacting
political revenge. Political revenge. We have
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the bank accounts. We can see, ma'am. You can see that the
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homes that the Bidens own can't be
afforded on a congressional or Senate salary.
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You also understand that it's not normal
for family members to receive millions of dollars
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from over sees interest. Those things
aren't normal. That's not normal to have
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twenty shell country companies. These things
are not normal, And it alludes to
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not only just widespread corruption, but
money laundering, if not influence pedaling itself.
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And we also have the president the
vice president at the time on record
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saying that the prosecutor was fired.
Well, son of a bitch, the
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prosecutor was fired, right, because
yeah, that's the influence. He was
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peddling for cash. So all the
media all of a sudden, No,
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you just want to appeach him for
political reasons. Yeah, the media wants
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decorum now after like the most witchhunts
ever for Trump, which you know,
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that's what they're supposed to do.
They're doing what they're supposed to do.
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That same media never shows Biden's slipping, whether it's on video or behind closed
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doors, as the New York Times
says, Like the New York or the
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Wall Street Journal who said that Biden
slipping behind closed doors, it's like,
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yeah, hey, do you do
you need like a freelancer. I can
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put you together a highlight thing.
It would go crazy. Yeah, but
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they won't publish it, and then
they'll they'll run interference for this impeachment.
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And you know what, like Joe
Biden, he's not going to get impeached.
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We're coming up on an election.
So it is a little bit of
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political like posturing, but either way, it's good to see someone get called
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out for that. Yeah, and
I do think no one's above the law.
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Yeah, no one just said that. And now that you said that,
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Joe, maybe that'll be why you
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now. Yeah, hopefully all right, Moving on, Trump had a fundraiser
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event with David Sachs and Chamoth in
San Francisco last night. Sold out.
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Yeah, lots of money made,
sold out. Yeah, and it's three
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hundred thousand dollars per person, five
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all that good stuff. Photo opportunity
with Trump, crazy, you know,
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and we sort of, oh,
David Sackson that one apology a little
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bit, remember you ready to apologize
or no? Maybe because you did shit
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talk him here when we brought up
his podcast and it's like he says all
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these right wing things and it's like, do you ever tell your audience about
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Trump? And now he's really doing
it and raising money. So that's good,
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good for David sack But we also
have an apology section later in housekeeping
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that's going to prove why we never
apologize. Yeah, So I'm hesitant to
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apologize today. It's good to see
that. And I'm glad that we have
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our own tech oligarchs. Yeah,
yeah, we're rooting now for oligarchs.
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People are like, oh, they
just want tax breaks and these are tech
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oligarchs and blah blah blah. It's
like, well, every other tech oligarch
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is against us, every social media
company ceo, all these high up people,
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all the Silicon Valley. So I'm
glad there's some tech oligarchs in there
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to duke it out on our side. Exactly, burn your money for each
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other against each other. Right,
go, And obviously the VP pick is
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an important one. That list has
gotten shortened as of right now it looks
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like it's Doug Bergham, jd Vance, Marco Rubio, or Tim Scott.
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So get excited, everybody. My
pick would be Doug Burgham because I don't
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know who it is. Yeah,
he can't disappoint me. He can't even
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disappoint me. I don't know who
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but I have a feeling that we're
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gonna do something really stupid with that. I don't yeah, and I don't
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love jd Vance. Either he used
to be anti Trump, right, I
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know, I know, and then
he's like a tech guy himself. I
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know. So I guess Doug Burnham
because we don't know him. And then
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Ben Carson maybe, yeah, let's
just clone Trump two of them, that's
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a good idea. Or Don Junior
or Steve Bannon once he gets out of
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jail. Yeah, get Bannon up
there. That's my crazy but that but
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that doesn't mess with the like revenge
tour. Like, no, we'll take
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the high road. We'll take the
high road. It's like Bannon, No,
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no revenge tour. This guy,
Steve, Steve b Steve b once
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he's done the serving some time.
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section of housekeeping. We stillft two
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little quick. Obviously, with the
election coming up, there is going to
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be some sort of pandemic or black
swan event that happens. Bird flu could
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be that pandemic we've been talking about
for a while. The first person died
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from it in Mexico. Yeah,
Mexico. In the World Health Organization has
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reported the world's first human case of
H five N two bird flu in a
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fifty nine year old who has now
died. So and the guy who died
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was also obese. I think he
had diabetes and kidney failure. Classic But
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obviously the media and the who are
going to count it as a bird flu
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death. Yeah. Absolutely, that's
how it works. Here is Deborah Burks,
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doctor Deborah Burks, remember her from
COVID. Here's what she's saying about
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bird flu. We're not testing to
really see how many people have been exposed
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and got asymptomatically infected. We should
be testing every cow weekly. You can
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do pooled PCR. We have the
technology. Were the great thing about Americas
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were incredibly innovative, and we have
the ability to have these breakthroughs. We
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could be pool testing every dairy worker. I do believe that there's on detected
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cases humans because we're once again only
tracking people with symptoms. When we did
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that with COVID, the virus spread
throughout the northeast on detected because it took
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a lot, all right, so
it's like they're trying to run it back.
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I don't know, it sounds very
familiar, and you're probably wondering,
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is that really Deborah Burks or is
that a deep state actor in the Deborah
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Burkes mask could be either one I
have no idea, she got some work
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done, or it's the deep state
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don't know. I think it could
be the Masks. I haven't seen enough
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data. Yes, so just to
let everyone know, there's forty million cows
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in the US. So do you
think if they have to PCR test the
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cows every day and every ranch hand
and every worker that works with the cows,
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is that going to make the cost
of beef go up or down?
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You think it's going to result in
the culling of millions of cattle. I
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do. I do too, and
I think obviously the goal is to get
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us eating less meat. There was
an article that came out in Daily Mail
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a little while ago revealed US is
collaborating with Chinese scientists to make bird flu
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strains more infectious and deadly as part
of a one million dollar project, despite
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fears similar tests unleash COVID. Hmm, So their Deborah Birks is trying to
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run it back China in the US
lab testing is trying to run it back.
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I don't feel too good, guys. Yeah, why do you keep
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kind of find ways to spread it
to humans so easy. You want to
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make it more deadly, is what
I heard again. All right, and
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then just to zoom out too.
This is a smart move for the deep
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State, this whole operation, because
they want us eating less meat because when
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you eat a lot of animal protein
and animal fat, your brain works best
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and you become the most chad version
of yourself. Yeah. So from a
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macro perspective, like if you want
to zoom out, less meat, less
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cows equals less consumption of high quality
protein, which means weaker population, easier
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to control, less resistance. That
makes sense. Yeah, that's easy.
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So that's kind of what we have
to keep an eye out for. Make
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sure you guys keep eating your steaks, keep eating your eggs, stuff like
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that. Yeah, it's important.
Smart And obviously with COVID what we saw
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last time, the control levels they
had were like at an all time high,
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especially when it came to the distribution
of info and the efficacy of the
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vaccine. Yeah. Uh so we
hear, we have Krasenstein. I know
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you guys probably know him. Uh
read that tweet about what he said.
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He said, the US government nor
the manufacturers of COVID vaccines ever said that
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their vaccines were one safe and effective
in preventing COVID. Never stop saying they
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did otherwise prove me wrong. I
dare you too to hear he's girl a
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little pussy. When I made fun
of that voice that he didn't even speak
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in, he sounded like a bitch. His voice is never as low as
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yours. And he is five foot
five, and I think they weigh won
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twenty five. These little guys,
little boys, they do their push ups
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and stuff, and it's like,
why who cares? You could get stuffed
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in a locker. You know,
I could do fifty push ups. I
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can go like this, Yeah,
I can put your underwear over your head
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like an nineteen eighties bully. That's
so true. We don't need to listen
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to people who are five to five
when they tell us about war, yeah,
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or like what all society needs to
do because of a scary situation like
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a pandemic. Absolutely, And also
he said if you're five to five,
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I think if the Titanic they were
like situations like that, they say women
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and children and men under five to
five. Yeah, go like I like
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them off first they can let they
can save two people for the size of
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one exactly, so they'll they're getting
on the boats. And he said,
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no one ever said it was one
hundred percent effective. Here's the CEO of
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Fizer. Can you read that tweet? Yeah, he said, excited to
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share that. Updated analysis from our
phase three study with bio n Tech also
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showed that our COVID nineteen magazine was
one hundred percent effective in preventing COVID nineta.
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That was three years ago. And
then the kras and Scenes replied to
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that, saying, well, I
never heard anyone from the government say it.
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That's what we're talking about. So
here's Joe Biden saying it. You're
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okay, you're not. I think
you're not going to get COVID if you
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have these vaccinations. So then I
guess the response to that is, come
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on, Joe Biden's retarded. Yeah, everyone knows that it's actually a decent
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out. You're right, he was
just rumbling, rambling. He was on
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the cocktail for the debate. That's
actually fair. Also, when the pandemic
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happened originally, we can't forget who
back then was a part of it and
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promoting it and on the bad guy's
side, the deep state side, for
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example, Brad Paisley. Brad Paisley
a new COVID vaccine, ed take the
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shot so bad. Paisley's in on
it. And then he also was part
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of the Ukraine stuff. Oh yeah, he's a he's a puppet for them.
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He's a full puppet. Just shove
their hand up his ass, Brad,
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Paisley does whatever they want. He
goes. I'll put on my little
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country outfit. So you know when
it's if there was ever to be a
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revenge tour, I know who's going
on the bust or. Paisley's on the
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list. Brad, You're on the
list. Back of the bus. Brad.
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All right, let's move on.
We have a migrant update. We're
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gonna go quick through this because it's
just, you know, brief stuff.
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Illegals taking selfies at the Mexican border, I mean, with no fear of
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removal, no fear of deportation.
If we can pull up this video I
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shot early this morning. This was
like two am out here right where I'm
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standing in Hakumba. This is part
of a group of a few hundred that
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crossed illegally here. I watched them
as they walked to this border wall right
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behind me and started posing for selfies
and pictures in front of our border wall
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as if it's like a tourist attraction
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photos. It was just remarkable good
for that, and it is, you
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know, and it's up to us
to be offended and disrespected at that and
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then change something. And when we
don't, then they can walk all over
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us and do crime. Be pieces
of shits, fake citizens here, you
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know, they laugh. So it's
honestly up to us to do something.
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And that's why revenge Tour is going
to be. Well, we'll take the
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high road. But though you took
a selfie, oh oh, we actually
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were actually subpoena and apple we're getting
all those geo tagged. Oh you were
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there. Okay, there's a bus
two. Yeah, Bus two are going
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straight to bus so doso oh man. And then there was a Mexican election
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recently where that woman won when the
other thirty seven people got assassinated. Yeah,
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but those weren't that that's like more
of a headline. Those weren't presidential
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candidates. But there were a bunch
of potential candidates assassinated in that cartel controlled
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country. Yes, so there was
an election, and then a lot of
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Mexican nationals who were living in America
voted in that election. Here's the line
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outside of Houston at the consulate.
Yeah, there's all them lined up to
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vote in the Mexican election from Houston, Texas. Yeah, all those Houston
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Nites. And if they did a
crime or something, they would be described
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as Houston man. Yeah. So
there was like a thing back in the
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day. I saw it on TikTok
where people had like bench words and then
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they sent out like flyers to all
the people with bench warns and said like,
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oh, you won free tickets to
like a baseball game or something Super
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Bowl, Come on down, collect
your tickets. And the cops arrested them.
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When they came in, the cops
rounded them all up in like a
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one back room. It was like, all right, everyone here is under
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arrest. That would be a good
thing to do for something like that.
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Yeah, you're Mexican national here,
let's vote in the back of the consulate
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right here. And then there's a
bus waiting to take you out of here.
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It all ends and buses. Yeah, And then I saw this other
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headline illegals saying that they're going to
leave if Trump wins and they're gonna go
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to Canada. Can you read the
headline Illegals will flee to Canada if Donald
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Trump is elected? Thank you?
Yeah, according to an Obama ambassador,
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Yeah, that would be great.
You're actually encouraging me. I can only
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vote for Trump once, but now
you're making me want to commit fraud.
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Yeah, exactly. All right,
Well let's move on abroad. The migrant
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section continues abroad. Remember last week
there was the German cop who arrested the
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white guy and then got stabbed by
the Muslim guy. Yeah. Since then,
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it looks like the German police have
upped their training. Here's a clip.
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They're out back hitting a pad a
couple ladies. I think three of
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them are women. Yeah, that's
good. Watch out Muslim terrorists. Deb's
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been training. Deb is playing slap
ass with her sister in law on the
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back. They call that sister in
law brother in law. So I updated
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it for Deb. You know,
when you take it easy on your training
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partner, like you're playing football and
you guys kind of both phone it in,
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so it's just like slap a bag
and you know, hope Mohammed doesn't
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come at you really hard. Right. Hopefully you'll never need to disarm somebody.
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And then this other clip went pretty
viral. There was a news segment,
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I don't know what country it is, grease in Greece, and then
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in the background, migrant just robs
some lady at the beach bro Fast.
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He got very nice snatch her necklace, probably gold, and runs off And
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that's like incident caught migrant violence.
Imagine if journalists went out seeking to catch
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the migrant violence. That's when they
were there shooting some other story at the
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beach. On the beach and how
wonderful the weather was. Yes, what
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they get. So that's what happens
when you import the third world. We're
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moving on to our last page of
housekeeping. Make sure you guys use this
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opportunity to help us tickle the post
juice the algo, leave a like,
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leave a comment, leave a comment
again, then start yapping about what you
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want to yap about. Sends up
to the po box and make sure your
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notifications are on all right, got
it all. It's a lot of assignments.
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We have a quick update. Remember
last episode, we apologize to the
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guy who was on a zoom hearing
for his court proceeding yeah, and then
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they said you shouldn't be driving,
and he's driving right then in the video.
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00:28:47.160 --> 00:28:49.920
And then afterwards it came out that
oh, that was actually a clerical
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error. He did have the right
to drive. Everyone owes him an apology.
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Turns out that that got reversed.
It wasn't true. He never even
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had a license. He's never had
a like ever. So here's the video
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of it. Let me make it
very clear, based upon what the courts
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looked at, he has never had
a Michigan license evert and has never had
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a license in the other forty nine
states, in commonwealths that flow up this
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great union. He has never had
a license. But how do we go
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00:29:21.119 --> 00:29:23.759
forward? And that's why and that's
why I'm here just sort of minimum never
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00:29:23.799 --> 00:29:27.759
had a license. Yeah, So
apology rescinded. And that's that's kind of
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like a listen to your instincts.
If a guy's a big mouth breather looking
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dumbfounded on a court zoom when he's
driving and a T shirt like maybe he
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yeah, he probably does have some
problems. And then in this one he's
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wearing a yellow T shirt. It's
a court. Did nobody tell you to
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dress up for court? Dress nicely. Uh, so you know where your
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funeral outfit? Yeah, you got
one funeral suit. I'm sure you've been
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to one of those. Come on, so, uh yeah, apology rescinded,
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listen to your instincts, double down. Yeah, that's what we should
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00:29:56.799 --> 00:30:00.880
have done. Even when we're wrong, we're pretty much always right and spirit
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So in this situation, we should
never have apologized and just try to put
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it on the back burn and hope
it went away and then got proven right
460
00:30:07.039 --> 00:30:11.240
again. Exactly. But there's no
reason to ever retract statements or apologize to
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anybody. Smart all right. Next
story, Venomous flying spiders are heading to
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the Northeast. Yeah, breaking,
giant venomous flying spiders coming to New York.
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The New York area is on high
alert as experts predict the arrival of
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giant, venomous juro spiders, known
for their ability to fly. Originating from
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Asia and first spotted in Georgia around
twenty ten, these spiders have steadily spread
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across several states. With legspans reaching
up to four inches in distinctive yellow and
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gray bodies, Joruro spiders are both
a fascinating and daunting site. While they
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are venomous. Their venom pos is
no threat to humans, but is lethal
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to smaller play like insects. All
right, so I'm a little less worried.
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It's not lethal to humans. They
say fly and quotes, so you're
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kind of sandbaging this giant. This
is like an example of the news being
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fantastic, giant venomous flying spiders coming
to New York. And then it's like,
473
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well, they fly and they can
only in small preys. I'm done
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with this. They don't fly,
they fall. Yeah, the venom they
475
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can't even bite you. All right, but you know, it's good to
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see some diversity in New York City. And here's a picture of them.
477
00:31:12.440 --> 00:31:15.920
It does look kind of crazy.
I wouldn't like messing with that. And
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then in an article I read,
it said there's no natural predators. It's
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called a vacuum. Yeah, suck
them up. Yeah, that's it.
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00:31:22.680 --> 00:31:26.799
All right, let's move on while
I have everyone's casual attention. I was
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00:31:26.839 --> 00:31:32.000
watching a movie the other day called
Godzilla, and I wanted to show this
482
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clip. This is me recording my
TV but I wanted to show you guys.
483
00:31:41.400 --> 00:31:48.759
Uh yeah, the lady said,
is that Godzilla? No? Yeah,
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And she's Japanese too. You should
know. You should know. What
485
00:31:52.920 --> 00:31:56.559
else could it be? I was
laughing at the beginning of that movie they
486
00:31:56.559 --> 00:32:00.759
said something like, is Godzilla,
but he's bigger this time? Like each
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00:32:00.839 --> 00:32:04.319
movie, every remake, they have
to do something and it's still Godzilla.
488
00:32:04.440 --> 00:32:07.480
So it just gets bigger every time. Pretty much, it's because that Godzilla.
489
00:32:07.000 --> 00:32:12.359
No, maybe it's something else.
It's Godzilla. Yes, yes,
490
00:32:12.440 --> 00:32:15.000
exactly. I can't recommend that to
anybody. Also, have you ever met
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your grandparents? Yeah? Have you
met your great grandparents? One of them?
492
00:32:21.079 --> 00:32:25.240
Okay, I I was expecting you
to say no to that. Okay,
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but I will adjust it. I
think great great grandparents is maybe as
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far back as it goes. Okay, nothing after that? What's your thesis?
495
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All? It only all this only
goes back like one hundred and fifty
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years. Maybe you know what math
really gets me is when they start going
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back a ton of generations, then
there's like ten thousand ancestors that you have,
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00:32:49.839 --> 00:32:52.000
and it's like all those people are
connected to me. Somehow that kind
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of starts ringing not true. It
doesn't ring true. Everyone you've met Israel,
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their parents maybe you real and then
that's probably it. Okay, great,
501
00:33:01.640 --> 00:33:07.119
so great grandparents you've met. Their
parents are the first generation, end
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00:33:07.160 --> 00:33:10.200
of the line. Okay. I
think everything else was just loaded as like
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a settings thing like, oh,
here's where you're at, here's history for
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00:33:15.440 --> 00:33:17.960
the last one hundred years. But
I think it's all fake. Okay,
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00:33:19.279 --> 00:33:22.720
all right, just total nonsensical skits
a point, but thank you. I
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assume that's the last page of housekeeping
and there's no notes for that. That's
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okay, that's our last thing of
housekeeping. We're moving on to cringe of
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the week, thank you, all
right. First clip of cringe, the
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kids shakes his butt for the chat. He's like a streamer, and then
510
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his dad's watching. It's a kind
of a quick clip, but the kids
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shakes his butt for his stream and
his dad comes in and watch how he
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handles it. What are you doing? This? That that ship man?
513
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What are you doing? What are
you doing? Just and see your thing.
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00:34:00.000 --> 00:34:02.799
And the disappointment from the dad is
important. You see how his energy
515
00:34:02.799 --> 00:34:07.680
shifted once he got caught, of
course, and that disappointment is absolutely genuine.
516
00:34:07.680 --> 00:34:10.360
You can't make that up, you
do just like so confused, so
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disappointed. And then there is a
thing where like he doesn't even try to
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00:34:15.920 --> 00:34:17.519
explain it. You're like, oh, well, Dad, I was shaking
519
00:34:17.519 --> 00:34:22.280
my ass for this. Yeah,
ah, shame. But that disappointment obviously
520
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is rare when there's no dad in
the household, of course, and even
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00:34:25.239 --> 00:34:29.519
today, a lot of times Dad
is disappointed, what are you doing?
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And then maybe the mom will say, go, oh, let him do
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it. Oh, it's no big
deal. He likes to be on the
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00:34:35.400 --> 00:34:37.760
computer, he's streaming, he's having
fun, he's not hurting anybody. And
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then Dad, instead of going no, I already decided this is not appropriate.
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He's not doing that, just goes
uh fine, uh whatever. Because
527
00:34:49.800 --> 00:34:52.280
here's where it goes to the next
level. Okay, because Dad's virility is
528
00:34:52.400 --> 00:35:00.639
drained from pornography, goy slop and
entities. Oh wow, and the first
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00:35:00.719 --> 00:35:05.960
two I get entities. I don't
really get that includes parasites, but yeah,
530
00:35:06.400 --> 00:35:10.000
amities. And then that makes Dad
inflamed. That makes the sun inflamed.
531
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And when everyone's inflamed and their hormones
aren't getting in and out of the
532
00:35:14.159 --> 00:35:17.480
cells because they're inflamed, they tend
to become homosexuals. That's true. Happy
533
00:35:17.519 --> 00:35:21.599
wife, happy life. I don't
want to be in the doghouse. I'll
534
00:35:21.639 --> 00:35:23.239
be sleeping on the couch tonight if
I tell my gay son not to shake
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00:35:23.239 --> 00:35:25.719
his ass on streams. So the
son, you can twerk your shit.
536
00:35:25.880 --> 00:35:30.039
Yeah, I don't want to get
mom mad at me. I've been long
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00:35:30.119 --> 00:35:35.239
housed son. Enjoy shaking it exactly. And then the whole marriage falls apart
538
00:35:35.280 --> 00:35:37.719
because your wife doesn't want you to
just go okay, dear, whatever you
539
00:35:37.760 --> 00:35:40.360
say. She wants you to be
firm in your beliefs, and there's a
540
00:35:40.400 --> 00:35:44.679
line being crossed. He chisels you
down, but then loses respect for you
541
00:35:44.960 --> 00:35:46.639
for being chiseled down. Yeah,
so you catch twenty two. Yeah,
542
00:35:46.679 --> 00:35:50.960
and the short term, happy wife, happy life. In the long term,
543
00:35:51.159 --> 00:35:53.159
you're the wife. Now half my
stuff is gone. I can't I
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00:35:53.199 --> 00:35:58.440
see my kids on weekends. Now
have a shitty apartment of seven to eleven.
545
00:35:59.239 --> 00:36:00.840
All right, And you might be
wondering, why is everyone poison why
546
00:36:00.920 --> 00:36:05.119
is everyone inflamed? We have an
example here. This is what a dunkin
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00:36:05.199 --> 00:36:08.920
Donuts breakfast coffee looks like. Dunkin
donuts. Dunkin Donuts. Remember we pronounced
548
00:36:08.920 --> 00:36:16.159
donuts differently now, yeah, dunkin
donuts. So a quarter a quarter of
549
00:36:16.199 --> 00:36:22.079
the cup of sugar, then caramel, which is full of sugar, high
550
00:36:22.079 --> 00:36:30.119
fructose corn. This should be a
tempted murder. Yeah, you haven't even
551
00:36:30.119 --> 00:36:34.000
gotten to the drink yet. This
is all just And then the look at
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00:36:34.039 --> 00:36:37.400
the woman's nails doing it. She's
in on it. Yeah, she goes
553
00:36:37.440 --> 00:36:40.960
to jail in the respects to revenge
story. She goes to jail and then
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00:36:40.960 --> 00:36:46.280
ice. This might be for her. Where's the coffee? Alme milk yet
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00:36:46.320 --> 00:36:51.920
to get to the coffee. So
many seed oils in this sugar. That's
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bad. What kind of day do
you have after you drink this? Diabetic?
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00:36:54.559 --> 00:37:00.440
Diabetic coma? There it is,
there, it is. There's how
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00:37:00.480 --> 00:37:04.480
you start your day. America runs
on Duncan record. It doesn't run at
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00:37:04.480 --> 00:37:07.480
all. Yeah, three hundred three
thousand calories to start, and then you
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00:37:07.599 --> 00:37:12.239
never get up and then you let
your son tork everything. Everything goes when
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you're drinking this. Just let them
let them go, bring me my plate.
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00:37:15.079 --> 00:37:19.079
Uber eats is here, Yeah,
all right, and it's start quick.
563
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It does get dark very quick.
Here's another example. This is a
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what they call a pregnancy creation.
This woman's pregnant and wants like a unique
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flavor of things. And here's what
they got. Could I get a hash
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brown? And then can I get
a side of ground beef and then a
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side of nacho cheese? Okay,
I just think, I mean my first
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pregnancy creation. So we got hash
brown, a cup of nacho cheese,
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and ground beef, and I'm gonna
make put the beef on top in the
570
00:37:50.360 --> 00:37:54.039
nacho cheese. All right, we
get it. So that's the creation,
571
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that's what she's going for. And
if you made this at home, it
572
00:37:57.960 --> 00:38:00.519
wouldn't be that bad, yeah,
because it's potatoes, beef and cheese,
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Like you can do that with raw
cheese, grass fed beef and like a
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potato, So it's actually wouldn't be
that bad. But because it's from a
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fast food place, it's full of
seed oils, and like we say,
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seed oils make you inflamed. Then
your hormones don't work because they can't get
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in and out of your cell walls. And the worst part about this is
578
00:38:19.199 --> 00:38:22.519
she's pregnant. Yeah, so the
seed oils go into the baby's brain and
579
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you have like a low IQ baby, or at least a baby starting off
580
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way behind where they could be if
you had normal food. Yeah, the
581
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baby's closer to the mouth breather who
never had a driver's license arguing in court
582
00:38:32.519 --> 00:38:36.119
than he is to like, you
know, Einstein or something, right,
583
00:38:36.239 --> 00:38:40.119
Yeah, exactly. So we had
got the ingredients of this. Can you
584
00:38:40.159 --> 00:38:43.440
read what's in the cheese, and
then what's in the beef? Yeah,
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nacho cheese, sauce, non fat
milk, cheese, way water, vegetable
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00:38:45.840 --> 00:38:52.039
oil, canola oil, soybean oil, modified food starch, maldextra natural flavors
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00:38:52.480 --> 00:38:55.280
that should be earlier. Those natural
flavors should be earlier, jalapeno, piret,
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00:38:55.360 --> 00:38:58.559
blah blah blah, a bunch of
more stuff you can't pronounce. But
589
00:38:58.599 --> 00:39:00.079
we read the seed oils, right, that's what important. And then do
590
00:39:00.239 --> 00:39:05.440
the beef too, please? The
beef is beef water? Well, thank
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00:39:05.480 --> 00:39:07.480
god, beef is first. I
actually didn't expect that. If you guys
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know, when you're reading ingredients the
it's they're listed in order of most to
593
00:39:13.679 --> 00:39:17.039
least, most to least. Yeah, so beef is actually the most ingredient
594
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in the beef. Beef water,
seasoning, cellulose, chili pepper, malodextrin,
595
00:39:22.800 --> 00:39:28.239
oats, soy lecticin spices, tomato
powder, sugar on. It had
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all the stuff Yeah, had soy
to that. Yeah, it has to
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stay on the shelf, has to
be ready in the restaurant for months at
598
00:39:34.679 --> 00:39:37.760
a time, right in a bag. Yeah, so you know, pregnancy
599
00:39:37.920 --> 00:39:42.119
creation, she was craving it.
What's the hash brown too? Last thing,
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just to really tie it all together, potatoes, vegetable oil, canola
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corn, cottonseed, soybean and or
sunflower oil. So you're fucked. And
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00:39:50.119 --> 00:39:52.800
if you made that at home,
it would be potatoes, grass fed beef
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00:39:52.800 --> 00:39:58.280
and butter and raw cheese with some
seasoning maybe yep. Yeah, so that's
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00:39:58.360 --> 00:40:02.519
how that works, thank you.
Another example of how it works is there's
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a diagram of how water gets brought
to cities via aqueducts. So you hear,
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00:40:09.159 --> 00:40:13.280
you have the reservoir, you have
the intake, you have the aqueduct
607
00:40:13.280 --> 00:40:16.079
bridge the city, and then right
before the city that's where they add the
608
00:40:16.159 --> 00:40:20.199
chemicals that make you gay. Yeah, agreed. And then when you do
609
00:40:20.280 --> 00:40:23.599
that you get places like West Hollywood. Yep. And that's what we're going
610
00:40:23.679 --> 00:40:27.880
to cover next. We have a
little bit of a Pride update West Hollywood
611
00:40:27.920 --> 00:40:34.079
Pride. Here's a quick clip.
I met that chanting mayor out here from
612
00:40:34.119 --> 00:40:37.480
the Meat Home Oh my gosh,
has been your favorite part of this event
613
00:40:37.639 --> 00:40:42.800
so far? I loved going out
there and seeing all the kids. The
614
00:40:43.000 --> 00:40:45.880
kids. Out of all the things
you like, you get, you probably
615
00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:49.559
got sucked. You like the kids. Go back to that fire truck part.
616
00:40:49.639 --> 00:40:51.920
Yeah, let's slow motion this one
more too. Just want to see
617
00:40:52.199 --> 00:40:53.039
I mean, you know, it
sucks. They're so hot. It looks
618
00:40:53.039 --> 00:40:57.679
like you they having final it's you
know, they send me that clip.
619
00:40:57.760 --> 00:41:00.199
Yeah, well let me pause the
show. Let's see sen me that clip.
620
00:41:00.199 --> 00:41:01.840
I want to look at actually already
have it on my phone. How
621
00:41:01.880 --> 00:41:06.679
want to do more research on that? Uh? It's funny because obviously this
622
00:41:06.719 --> 00:41:09.519
group says they're under attack and then
you're having like a gay sex party on
623
00:41:09.800 --> 00:41:14.239
a fire truck, songs on a
fire truck, and like a fire truck
624
00:41:14.320 --> 00:41:17.800
is like a public resource that like
is obviously used for fire fighting fire yea,
625
00:41:17.840 --> 00:41:21.760
it's taxpayer funded. So there gave
you one of those they cut they
626
00:41:21.760 --> 00:41:24.840
shut down main streets so you can
have like a gay sex party, and
627
00:41:24.840 --> 00:41:28.920
they're videotaping it for the news.
So if you didn't see it in person,
628
00:41:29.079 --> 00:41:30.800
you're gonna see it. Yeah,
and what was your guys under attack.
629
00:41:30.920 --> 00:41:34.159
Yeah, what was your favorite part? The kids who were there,
630
00:41:34.920 --> 00:41:37.440
It's like, wear a maga hat
to that and see who's really under attack.
631
00:41:37.519 --> 00:41:40.119
Yeah. Yeah. And then there's
pride events obviously happening all over the
632
00:41:40.159 --> 00:41:45.920
country. In Portland, there was
an event and people were naked at it,
633
00:41:45.360 --> 00:41:49.320
and then someone asked the cop is
that allowed? And here's what the
634
00:41:49.320 --> 00:41:52.960
cop said. You're saying, in
the state of Oregon, someone can walk
635
00:41:52.039 --> 00:41:55.880
up to your two year old kid
completely bare naked, and that's not a
636
00:41:55.880 --> 00:42:00.000
crime, even if it's on your
property. Correct, Well, so it's
637
00:42:00.119 --> 00:42:04.599
trespassing. But what I'm saying is
there's no laws against the actual nudity portion
638
00:42:04.679 --> 00:42:09.960
of it. So you can expose
yourself to children in organ Again, if
639
00:42:10.199 --> 00:42:15.599
if you're not doing it for sexual
gratification or the gratification of somebody else,
640
00:42:15.719 --> 00:42:19.239
Yes, you are allowed to walk
around in public naked. Mm. Yeah,
641
00:42:19.360 --> 00:42:22.599
so, and the sexual gratification component
of that tie goes to the freak
642
00:42:22.679 --> 00:42:25.559
twink who's naked. You know.
The cop doesn't go, all right,
643
00:42:25.559 --> 00:42:29.800
that was gratification. You're out of
here. Yeah. Well, they're gonna
644
00:42:29.800 --> 00:42:31.719
assume the best unless you're really stroking
your ship. Yeah, you have to
645
00:42:31.760 --> 00:42:37.800
be you have to be jelking,
stroking, gooning crazy shit. All right,
646
00:42:37.840 --> 00:42:40.679
we have to move a little faster. The next clip the trans person
647
00:42:40.800 --> 00:42:45.400
who had their boobs cut off celebrating. All right, there's some copyright music
648
00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:51.119
playing. This is trans person with
the trans shirt, trans Guy Fieri shirt,
649
00:42:51.360 --> 00:42:54.840
trans Guy Fieri shirt taking off the
shirt showing the scars. We do
650
00:42:54.960 --> 00:43:00.880
have to censor it because those are
technically girl nips. Those are lad and
651
00:43:00.960 --> 00:43:04.079
we don't want to get in trouble
with YouTube. Yeah, I know you
652
00:43:04.119 --> 00:43:07.199
feel empowered, but those are still
lady NEPs, and we have we have
653
00:43:07.239 --> 00:43:13.079
a code on this show. All
right, buddy, little boy, Uh,
654
00:43:13.480 --> 00:43:16.239
that guy could beat up the Grasenstein. Still it's tie a close fight.
655
00:43:16.360 --> 00:43:19.920
Yeah, all right, next one, we're gonna go quick through the
656
00:43:20.000 --> 00:43:23.960
last two trans rock band. Here's
a little meme that they made. We're
657
00:43:24.000 --> 00:43:28.079
a trans rock band. Of course. One of us Collex Spantage symplizizers.
658
00:43:28.960 --> 00:43:32.000
We're a trans rock band. Of
course, we have a token trans mask.
659
00:43:36.440 --> 00:43:37.679
We're a trans rock band. Of
course, we met on Lex.
660
00:43:38.719 --> 00:43:43.880
We're a trans rock band. Of
course. We're all autistic too. That's
661
00:43:43.920 --> 00:43:45.960
the key one. Yeah, you
guys should have started with that if I
662
00:43:46.000 --> 00:43:49.760
was hanging out with these people,
I would be making this face the whole
663
00:43:49.760 --> 00:43:54.280
time, like that preemptive cringe,
just like, oh yeah, the waiter's
664
00:43:54.280 --> 00:43:58.880
here to take our orders. M. I want to know what lex is.
665
00:43:58.920 --> 00:44:00.280
Where are they meeting? What's it's
an app where you didn't meet to
666
00:44:00.440 --> 00:44:07.079
hook up with trans people. It's
pretty DISCREETE, it's pretty DISCREETE. I
667
00:44:07.159 --> 00:44:09.400
used it. That's how I got
on the fire truck. And we hope
668
00:44:12.079 --> 00:44:15.159
it's pretty discreet. You could use
a fake name, obviously, everyone uses
669
00:44:15.159 --> 00:44:17.840
a fake name. They're all made
up trans people. And they're like,
670
00:44:17.840 --> 00:44:21.639
we're a trans band, of course, x y Z. And it's like,
671
00:44:21.639 --> 00:44:24.000
you're probably the only trans band.
There's no of course you don't.
672
00:44:24.119 --> 00:44:28.800
You got to tell us for the
first time. We're not like stereotyping trans
673
00:44:28.800 --> 00:44:30.199
bands. You're the first. We
don't know what it's like at all.
674
00:44:30.320 --> 00:44:35.559
Yeah, please tell us, all
right. Last thing from the trans Cringe
675
00:44:35.599 --> 00:44:40.440
Pride section. There is a new
conspiracy theory meme and what conspiracy theory are
676
00:44:40.440 --> 00:44:44.400
you convinced is true? And we
did this last week. I want to
677
00:44:44.400 --> 00:44:46.800
do another one this week. And
this said trans people secretly know they're not
678
00:44:46.920 --> 00:44:51.400
the other gender. I think that's
obvious. I don't think that's even much
679
00:44:51.400 --> 00:44:54.719
of a conspiracy theory. Get a
power grap give a transperson like mushrooms or
680
00:44:54.719 --> 00:44:58.639
ayahuascar or something, get them on
a deep spiritual journey. They go,
681
00:44:58.719 --> 00:45:04.360
what the fuck carnifor diet? Yeah, yeah, you're right, what did
682
00:45:04.400 --> 00:45:07.280
I do? And that's why?
And all these numbers go up and everyone
683
00:45:07.360 --> 00:45:09.480
goes, what's going on, What's
what's happening? And it's like, look
684
00:45:09.519 --> 00:45:13.880
from the macro, how much steak
does the trans people eat? They probably
685
00:45:13.880 --> 00:45:16.039
eat plants. Yeah, you have
to zoom out a little bit. They
686
00:45:16.039 --> 00:45:20.199
probably eat a salad with seed oils
in that true. All right, last
687
00:45:20.199 --> 00:45:23.960
piece of cringe the Indian Guru.
This kid, uh, he's been going
688
00:45:24.039 --> 00:45:28.199
viral on a k We've shown up
before, right, we've shown him maybe
689
00:45:28.239 --> 00:45:30.599
in bonus Land, but he's been
going viral a lot because he's like a
690
00:45:30.719 --> 00:45:35.559
guru hooks up with chicks. Here's
we're gonna played two clips, back to
691
00:45:35.599 --> 00:45:37.320
back, back to black, back
to back to back. Best way to
692
00:45:37.320 --> 00:45:39.639
get over your ex, best way
to get over your ax. This is
693
00:45:39.639 --> 00:45:44.840
some old school advice. You gotta
pipe ten other batties they can't be made.
694
00:45:44.880 --> 00:45:46.360
It can't be average. How can
keep you crying over your ex?
695
00:45:46.400 --> 00:45:50.039
If you pipe ten year girls,
it goes you piped after your ex boke
696
00:45:50.039 --> 00:45:53.960
your heart like four hundred and ninety
or something like that. All right,
697
00:45:54.039 --> 00:45:57.320
let's let this other clips play before
we get to the commentary. Yeah,
698
00:45:57.400 --> 00:45:59.719
yeah, yeah, dude, being
like twenty girls in a week, right,
699
00:46:00.199 --> 00:46:01.440
ringing Instagram mats right to bring you
in through. I didn't need to
700
00:46:01.480 --> 00:46:04.440
use my fucking scream for that,
which you use my cot Like, what
701
00:46:04.719 --> 00:46:07.039
was the I mean speaking Spanish?
I speak preakin Spanish. He's in Mexico,
702
00:46:07.280 --> 00:46:10.679
and I'm like, like, hey, cuties, so pretty much.
703
00:46:10.679 --> 00:46:13.880
I'm like, I was like,
talk, can I speak Spanish? Bro?
704
00:46:13.960 --> 00:46:15.880
I sound like Mickey Mouse. I
sound like a little kid. And
705
00:46:15.920 --> 00:46:19.079
I'm like, hey, hey,
girls, come hang on my penthouse.
706
00:46:19.320 --> 00:46:22.920
Let's become best friends and drink tequila. And I just be like guy right,
707
00:46:22.920 --> 00:46:27.559
four ninety he put up four ninety
Wilt Chamberlain numbers with that bonita routine.
708
00:46:27.639 --> 00:46:31.159
Yeah, speaking broken Spanish with a
self described Mickey Mouse voice. Yeah,
709
00:46:31.280 --> 00:46:35.559
girls really love that? Eh.
I am five four and pretend to
710
00:46:35.599 --> 00:46:38.800
be rich. Yeah, and I'm
a dark skinned Indian guy in America.
711
00:46:39.800 --> 00:46:43.320
What do you think are some of
his techniques? What do you think he
712
00:46:43.360 --> 00:46:45.400
actually does well. First, got
to find a girl who's like down on
713
00:46:45.440 --> 00:46:49.480
her luck and has a vice she
can't really afford, like cocaine or other
714
00:46:49.519 --> 00:46:52.800
party drugs. Yeah, some sort
of poppers shit she really likes, and
715
00:46:52.960 --> 00:46:54.440
you separate her from her family.
Yeah, you buy a bunch of those
716
00:46:54.440 --> 00:46:57.800
poppers. You bring her over,
and you take her phone and make sure
717
00:46:57.840 --> 00:47:00.639
her friends will come in the room
with you. It usually work best when
718
00:47:00.639 --> 00:47:02.880
you fly them in and then they
it's a one way ticket, so they
719
00:47:02.880 --> 00:47:06.800
don't have a way back, and
they count on you to get them back
720
00:47:06.840 --> 00:47:10.000
to their hometown. Exactly. You
got to make sure you never let him
721
00:47:10.000 --> 00:47:13.480
out of your sight because these bitches
will try to run away. Yeah,
722
00:47:13.559 --> 00:47:17.079
you start gaslighting, you get defensive, you'd be really possessive about him,
723
00:47:17.119 --> 00:47:21.440
and then kind of abuse him a
little bit. You know. It's just
724
00:47:21.480 --> 00:47:25.239
like the corniest guy I've ever seen
in my life. And I don't know.
725
00:47:25.280 --> 00:47:28.639
He's got to be selling a course
or something. How do you buy
726
00:47:28.719 --> 00:47:32.320
puts on a person? I wish
I wish I could short this guy short,
727
00:47:32.360 --> 00:47:37.880
This short guy and then jokes aside
too. If this person really did
728
00:47:37.920 --> 00:47:40.719
have sex with four hundred and ninety
two girls or whatever he says, doesn't
729
00:47:40.760 --> 00:47:45.079
that prove casual sex isn't cool?
I agree in a backwards way. Yeah,
730
00:47:45.159 --> 00:47:47.760
I agree. Actually, Oh,
here's who's having casual sex. Like,
731
00:47:47.800 --> 00:47:51.480
there's girls out there having sex with
this guy, and this guy's getting
732
00:47:51.519 --> 00:47:54.119
laid a ton. Maybe that's not
something everyone should try and achieve. Yeah,
733
00:47:54.440 --> 00:47:59.280
imagine getting this guy's sloppy sex.
Yeah, I want to settle down
734
00:47:59.320 --> 00:48:07.039
now, had pajee? I forgot
defensive word? Yeah? Whatever, whatever.
735
00:48:07.559 --> 00:48:10.480
We're moving on to Urban Decay.
Our first part of Urban Our first
736
00:48:10.480 --> 00:48:15.840
clip is the Atlanta Chicken murder.
Do you know the details on that?
737
00:48:15.960 --> 00:48:17.679
I do? And you guys know
that we're always trying to give you the
738
00:48:17.719 --> 00:48:22.639
most up to date, cheapest,
slightest reason that someone's been killed, and
739
00:48:22.679 --> 00:48:27.280
I think this might be a new
one, and the story like this reads
740
00:48:27.280 --> 00:48:30.360
out of Urban Decay fan fiction,
right, So I'm gonna play the video
741
00:48:30.400 --> 00:48:39.639
a little bit first. This outside
of Atlanta's best wings. This guy's filming,
742
00:48:42.159 --> 00:48:46.880
and this is after shots had already
been fired. All right, So
743
00:48:46.960 --> 00:48:51.280
that's all we're really gonna play,
but the story goes as this. This
744
00:48:51.320 --> 00:48:55.440
incident happened at Atlanta's Best Wings store
on Covington Highway. According to DeKalb County
745
00:48:55.440 --> 00:49:00.280
Police, an argument started when one
man drops some money and the other picked
746
00:49:00.320 --> 00:49:05.760
it up. This quickly escalated into
a violent gunfight that left both men in
747
00:49:05.800 --> 00:49:10.920
critical condition. It was a one
dollar bill at a wing place in Atlanta
748
00:49:10.960 --> 00:49:15.119
at two am. So they they
fought, and then they got into a
749
00:49:15.159 --> 00:49:20.280
gunfight. One guy got the better
of the other and he was like down
750
00:49:20.320 --> 00:49:22.840
on the ground, pretty fucked up. But then that guy who got the
751
00:49:22.880 --> 00:49:29.039
upper hand went back in to get
his wings where the fucked up guy was
752
00:49:29.159 --> 00:49:34.760
lying and goes boom, final shot, like hank from breaking bad. And
753
00:49:35.280 --> 00:49:38.320
so one guy was like seriously seriously
injured. Possibly it looked kind of like
754
00:49:38.360 --> 00:49:42.639
he was paralyzed. So a guy
shot somebody over a dollar, leaves real
755
00:49:42.719 --> 00:49:45.760
quick, then goes back in to
get his chicken wings. Then the guy
756
00:49:45.800 --> 00:49:47.719
who got shot over a dollar shoots
him back and kills him. Yes,
757
00:49:49.480 --> 00:49:52.800
and then all these people now are
dead or paralyzed because of chicken wings.
758
00:49:52.840 --> 00:49:58.039
And one dollar exactly two am at
to Atlanta exactly, and so you know,
759
00:49:58.480 --> 00:50:01.639
from plane operation. I know that's
not involved. I think society wins.
760
00:50:01.880 --> 00:50:05.960
I don't pull out my gun for
pretty much anything, I know,
761
00:50:06.159 --> 00:50:08.400
And that's kind of the thing.
It's like a lot of these types,
762
00:50:08.440 --> 00:50:10.840
you know, I'm not necessarily accusing
them of but it's like, ah,
763
00:50:10.880 --> 00:50:14.480
man, I hate white folks,
and it's like I hate this type of
764
00:50:14.559 --> 00:50:17.119
urban decay behavior. And it's like, and I'm gonna hate this well into
765
00:50:17.159 --> 00:50:22.719
my seventies. I'm gonna stay alive
not getting killed by a chicken wing fight
766
00:50:22.719 --> 00:50:25.559
at two am. That's exactly right. So one dollar, one dollar,
767
00:50:25.639 --> 00:50:28.960
guys, is all that caused this. I think that's the new low.
768
00:50:29.119 --> 00:50:30.880
Right, that's a Yeah, that's
a new low. Used to be over
769
00:50:31.280 --> 00:50:36.039
one of them was over ketchup packets. Yeah, there's condiments, there's there's
770
00:50:37.039 --> 00:50:39.880
temperature. Cold fries. Yeah,
the cold fries. That's the three dollars.
771
00:50:39.880 --> 00:50:44.840
That's three bucks. So it's kind
of like you know how rivers have
772
00:50:44.880 --> 00:50:46.719
the thousand year flood mark or whatever, where it's like, Okay, you
773
00:50:46.719 --> 00:50:50.719
gotta have fortifications up to hear because
that's the worst flood it could be.
774
00:50:51.039 --> 00:50:53.440
This is the lowest we've seen a
dollar, A dollar at a two dead
775
00:50:53.519 --> 00:50:57.840
over a dollar yep, at a
chicken wing place. Only one dead I
776
00:50:57.840 --> 00:51:00.039
think, but one dead to one
paralyne as. They're severely injured. All
777
00:51:00.119 --> 00:51:02.719
right, let's go to the next
one, the fight that broke out.
778
00:51:04.400 --> 00:51:07.199
I want you guys to watch this
and then maybe close your eyes for a
779
00:51:07.199 --> 00:51:28.639
little bit and listen to the sounds
makes who want to say it? That
780
00:51:28.920 --> 00:51:32.599
sounds racist, that does more damage, Like the sounds of that is crazy.
781
00:51:32.639 --> 00:51:37.280
It sounds like a snake's been spotted
on the jungle floor. Yeah,
782
00:51:37.320 --> 00:51:39.840
in a primitive culture that everyone in
the trees are going crazy, ha ha
783
00:51:39.639 --> 00:51:43.800
ha. They're trying to like alert
people to it. Yeah, that was
784
00:51:43.880 --> 00:51:45.599
crazy. That sounded like I don't
know, I don't want to say it.
785
00:51:45.960 --> 00:51:50.119
I can't really say it. Certain
type of animal. Yeah, crazy.
786
00:51:50.559 --> 00:51:52.840
All right, Let's go to the
next story, which is actually maybe
787
00:51:52.880 --> 00:51:59.800
the most ridiculous story besides the dollar
murder. Fire hydrant thief on this block,
788
00:51:59.840 --> 00:52:02.599
they don't have a single operating hydrant
in case of a fire. Take
789
00:52:02.639 --> 00:52:07.440
a look when was taken last night
and the other taken on Thursday. Thieves
790
00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:10.880
are turning off the water first and
then literally unbulking the fire hydrants and using
791
00:52:10.880 --> 00:52:15.519
their vehicles to knock it off and
haul it away. And it's not just
792
00:52:15.599 --> 00:52:19.960
here. Sheriff deputies told neighbors they've
seen the same thing happening in Lyndwood,
793
00:52:19.960 --> 00:52:24.480
where multiple hydrants have been taken there
too. Wow, so you this is
794
00:52:24.480 --> 00:52:29.239
a little patchton project for you.
Well, you know, I get kind
795
00:52:29.239 --> 00:52:32.000
of caught up right. There's kind
of levels to criminals, upstanding citizens,
796
00:52:32.119 --> 00:52:36.800
stuff like that. So I created
this graph yesterday to kind of explain what
797
00:52:36.800 --> 00:52:39.960
we're dealing with here when people are
stealing public utility and things that are for
798
00:52:40.000 --> 00:52:45.440
the public good. You know,
So you got your taxpayer right, normal
799
00:52:45.440 --> 00:52:49.039
guy, he's an all money in, he contributes, he's helping society.
800
00:52:49.599 --> 00:52:52.000
The stuff he does helps pay for
those fire hydrants. Right. Then you
801
00:52:52.039 --> 00:52:55.440
have a brokey You move over one
notch broke guy. Guy with no money
802
00:52:55.599 --> 00:53:00.559
pays a little probably closer to nothing. He does some odd jobs, cans,
803
00:53:00.559 --> 00:53:04.719
he does a little bit, small
tax time, small economic impact.
804
00:53:04.760 --> 00:53:07.760
He doesn't do anything, four grand
in taxes. Then you have someone on
805
00:53:07.840 --> 00:53:12.000
welfare. They take, you know, take free stuff, not really looking
806
00:53:12.000 --> 00:53:14.840
for a job. Hopefully it's only
for a you know, just till you
807
00:53:14.880 --> 00:53:16.480
get back on your feet and then
you'll be done and you were glad it
808
00:53:16.559 --> 00:53:21.440
was there. And you know you're
not a lifer on food stamps in section
809
00:53:21.519 --> 00:53:24.400
eight. Right, then there's a
street rat. We the lifer. We
810
00:53:24.480 --> 00:53:29.679
cover a lot of street rats.
Usually they're abusing the welfare. They're on
811
00:53:29.760 --> 00:53:32.599
Section eight, and they're also stealing
or they're also like doing petty crimes or
812
00:53:32.800 --> 00:53:37.079
stealing a bike from someone. Right, And then I think this fire hydrant
813
00:53:37.079 --> 00:53:42.639
person is a whole new category where
you're all of the above welfare street rat,
814
00:53:42.800 --> 00:53:46.039
everything bad. But then you're stealing
and the source of your income comes
815
00:53:46.039 --> 00:53:52.840
from taking away from the public good. The public utility of hire department literally
816
00:53:52.880 --> 00:53:55.000
the ability to save someone's house if
it were to go on fire the only
817
00:53:55.039 --> 00:54:00.599
reason they use it. And it's
in La where fires happen like it's in
818
00:54:00.679 --> 00:54:04.280
you know, oh it's Montana or
actually Montana, they happen a lot too.
819
00:54:04.360 --> 00:54:07.360
It's not in suburban Chicago where there
hasn't been a fire in ten years,
820
00:54:07.360 --> 00:54:09.519
and it's not dry and you know, it's humid and stuff. And
821
00:54:09.559 --> 00:54:14.920
I think we may have shown some
street rats who are stealing the copper from
822
00:54:14.920 --> 00:54:19.960
the Tesla charging stations, those are
in this same category. And I think
823
00:54:20.039 --> 00:54:22.719
this is a swift kind of like
this is like chop off your hand zone.
824
00:54:22.960 --> 00:54:27.159
Yeah, if we catch you doing
something like this, the penalties for
825
00:54:27.239 --> 00:54:30.239
disturbing the public good on your crimes. Like, it's bad enough victimizing someone,
826
00:54:30.280 --> 00:54:34.639
you steal their bike, you steal
the package off their front lawn.
827
00:54:35.239 --> 00:54:37.679
You know it's scummy, but we
get it, and then Amazon pays or
828
00:54:37.840 --> 00:54:43.400
the insurance company pays. But when
you're stealing literally the public good for scrap
829
00:54:43.440 --> 00:54:46.679
metal, of course, yeah,
put it in your apartment, like you're
830
00:54:46.679 --> 00:54:52.760
cool, no scrap metal. It's
heavy, it's iron and it's heavy or
831
00:54:52.800 --> 00:54:58.679
whatever the substance is. But you've
raided the scrap metal place like these and
832
00:54:58.800 --> 00:55:02.119
three manhole cove. What can I
get for that? But yeah, so
833
00:55:02.159 --> 00:55:06.320
I don't know. This is like
a different level of street rat that should
834
00:55:06.360 --> 00:55:09.639
be basically executed on site. Yeah, I think I agree beyond saving.
835
00:55:09.719 --> 00:55:14.280
So beyond saving is for sure.
And it gets to the point like it's
836
00:55:14.320 --> 00:55:19.280
so anti social, it's like offensively
anti stool exactly. It's a defense.
837
00:55:19.320 --> 00:55:22.679
You're taking something away that no one
even you don't even need to have yourself
838
00:55:22.800 --> 00:55:25.159
exactly. Let's go to the next
story. The teens that attacked the couple
839
00:55:25.239 --> 00:55:30.360
I believe in Chicago. Yeah,
this was a very sad story. Actually
840
00:55:30.679 --> 00:55:34.280
it was two weeks pregnant and says
she found out after the attack that she
841
00:55:34.480 --> 00:55:37.559
lost the baby she was carrying.
We believe in faith and it wasn't meant
842
00:55:37.559 --> 00:55:40.880
to be. So we don't know
why this happened to us, you know,
843
00:55:42.079 --> 00:55:45.840
and everything everything that we have.
Well, Donn and Scott, the
844
00:55:45.880 --> 00:55:50.480
family, they tell me that they
don't believe the motive here was robbery.
845
00:55:50.480 --> 00:55:53.280
In fact, they won't robbed for
anything. What they did tell me is
846
00:55:53.280 --> 00:55:59.119
as these kids were attacking them,
they yelled out that they owned the streets.
847
00:55:59.159 --> 00:56:01.719
The family they don't want to be
identified, but they do want people
848
00:56:01.760 --> 00:56:07.320
to be warned that these team gatherings
can turn violent really quickly, and we
849
00:56:07.400 --> 00:56:10.599
own the streets. I want to
say, who did it? Yeah,
850
00:56:12.039 --> 00:56:14.800
but it makes you want to say
it again, yeah, yeah, And
851
00:56:14.800 --> 00:56:16.280
then he reads some of the details
behind it. Well, a fourteen year
852
00:56:16.280 --> 00:56:20.440
old boy and I think it was
a seventeen year old girl were charged with
853
00:56:20.480 --> 00:56:24.320
misdemeanor battery after Friday's attack, which
unfolded near the quarner of mcclerg and Grand
854
00:56:24.400 --> 00:56:29.440
around nine to seventeen pm. So
these people were out on a nice date.
855
00:56:29.559 --> 00:56:34.000
The woman was like early stages of
pregnancy, was kicked in the stomach
856
00:56:34.239 --> 00:56:37.840
randomly by kids. Just one of
the most horrific crimes. And it's a
857
00:56:37.880 --> 00:56:45.159
misdemeanor. And the alderman who was
in who covers that area, said misdemeanor
858
00:56:45.280 --> 00:56:50.760
charges are entirely inappropriate. He wants
the teen slapped with felonies, which obviously
859
00:56:50.800 --> 00:56:54.159
you killed you killed an unborn child, right, but I doubt that'll happen
860
00:56:54.199 --> 00:56:58.440
in Chicago. And then this alderman, Brian Hopkins, he also goes on
861
00:56:58.480 --> 00:57:04.320
to say he wants to ban on
a accompanied miners from downtown after eight pm.
862
00:57:04.360 --> 00:57:09.159
All yeah, all unaccompanied miners or
just the shisty scheme mask black unaccompanied
863
00:57:09.159 --> 00:57:13.079
miners, because I'm sure there's an
Asian kid with a holding a couple of
864
00:57:13.079 --> 00:57:15.320
textbooks. It's an Asian kid with
the backpack that he can go do what
865
00:57:15.360 --> 00:57:19.039
he wants. You know that scene
for Men in Black where he's looking around
866
00:57:19.119 --> 00:57:22.159
and you shoot the alien or the
little girl. It's like, we can
867
00:57:22.199 --> 00:57:24.719
make some calls like that in this
scenario, can't we guys, But that's
868
00:57:24.760 --> 00:57:30.800
interesting, a curfew for all teens
under eighteen, because what percent of the
869
00:57:30.800 --> 00:57:34.440
population is ruining it and stomping people
out and saying we own the streets.
870
00:57:34.800 --> 00:57:37.360
How about if you say we own
the streets, you get taught a real
871
00:57:37.400 --> 00:57:40.440
big lesson about a similar as lesson
is stealing a fire hydrat. But unfortunately
872
00:57:40.440 --> 00:57:44.559
they kind of do own the streets
because they do it and they don't get
873
00:57:44.559 --> 00:57:46.599
in trouble and they're actually right.
Yeah, it's this weird thing where oh,
874
00:57:46.639 --> 00:57:50.280
we need a new law curfew and
it's like, well, or you
875
00:57:50.280 --> 00:57:53.800
could keep people locked up and keep
the criminals actually in prison and inn illegal
876
00:57:53.840 --> 00:57:57.519
to beat someone up and stomp them
out and kill an on board baby,
877
00:57:57.599 --> 00:57:59.719
Yeah, is an adult. We
need a new law. Yeah, why
878
00:57:59.760 --> 00:58:01.719
would Why would a kid do that? Why would a kid on the street
879
00:58:01.840 --> 00:58:06.119
think that he could stomp someone out
and then never get caught, Probably because
880
00:58:06.119 --> 00:58:09.119
twenty other people never got caught.
Probably because those teens take over different parts
881
00:58:09.119 --> 00:58:13.639
of the area, parts of the
city all the time with no consequences.
882
00:58:13.760 --> 00:58:19.159
Yep, So thanks Alderman, let's
ban all kids from anything downtown after his
883
00:58:19.559 --> 00:58:22.960
problem. Yeah, these kids so
let's go to our last story of urban
884
00:58:23.000 --> 00:58:27.480
decay before we get two down and
two depressed. The little gremlin who is
885
00:58:27.480 --> 00:58:30.679
selling the crossing guards selling weed to
kids. I think this is another lesson
886
00:58:30.679 --> 00:58:36.079
in kind of judging a book by
its cover, doubling down and never apologizing.
887
00:58:36.519 --> 00:58:39.159
We're there last night, as police
led twenty six year old Kiar Lead
888
00:58:39.239 --> 00:58:44.599
to a waiting van, her feet
shackled. She faces a list of charges,
889
00:58:44.599 --> 00:58:49.760
including possession of drugs and corruption of
miners. Investigators say she used her
890
00:58:49.800 --> 00:58:53.800
position as a crossing guard at an
intersection near Penwood's Middle school to get close
891
00:58:53.840 --> 00:58:59.039
to kids and gave at least one
child edible marijuana. She's supposed to be,
892
00:58:59.079 --> 00:59:02.159
as you said, crossing crossing guard
for school. That's a Crossenstein type
893
00:59:02.199 --> 00:59:06.079
girlfriend. Yeah, that's one of
the only few people he can date.
894
00:59:06.159 --> 00:59:10.360
Mm hm. Crossing guard at a
school close as kids you can get selling
895
00:59:10.400 --> 00:59:15.480
them weed, pens and edibles.
Little gremlin. So this is kind of
896
00:59:15.519 --> 00:59:16.960
one of those things like, hey, don't get too close to the gremlin.
897
00:59:17.320 --> 00:59:22.119
She probably had a weird childhood and
is seeking attention or or seeking belonging
898
00:59:22.159 --> 00:59:25.679
because she was ostracized. A little
bit or brain's kind of cooked because she's
899
00:59:25.760 --> 00:59:29.840
a little deformed in the head sixty
five IQ, but she knows how to
900
00:59:29.840 --> 00:59:32.639
get weed and stuff. There's kind
of a like tell your kids to avoid
901
00:59:32.800 --> 00:59:37.239
certain weird people, like it's not
your kids aren't going to save them,
902
00:59:37.360 --> 00:59:39.360
right, your kids aren't going to
save their well being. Just kind of
903
00:59:39.360 --> 00:59:43.760
stay away from not normal people,
right, yep, Well, don't get
904
00:59:43.760 --> 00:59:45.400
too down or two to press.
Moving on to Uplifting Gold. We have
905
00:59:45.440 --> 00:59:49.440
a lot of uplifting stuff to get
to and then shout outs after that.
906
00:59:49.800 --> 00:59:52.079
I did promise an announcement at the
beginning of Uplifting Gold. What is it?
907
00:59:52.480 --> 00:59:55.679
So, as you guys know or
maybe you don't remember, at the
908
00:59:55.840 --> 01:00:00.760
end of June, we take a
week off of the show and then we
909
01:00:00.800 --> 01:00:04.119
go into July fourth, and we
come back after July fourth, so it
910
01:00:04.199 --> 01:00:07.920
ends up being like two episodes that
we miss. Obviously, join bonus Land
911
01:00:07.960 --> 01:00:12.159
because during that time there will be
bonus Land content. So if you are
912
01:00:12.159 --> 01:00:15.760
gonna miss us and miss the show, join bonus Land. And on the
913
01:00:15.840 --> 01:00:19.440
days we usually have a show,
you'll get bonus Land content. But I
914
01:00:19.440 --> 01:00:22.519
want to try something the last episode
at the end of June, say June
915
01:00:22.559 --> 01:00:28.719
twenty whatever, I think it's a
Tuesday. I want to do an episode
916
01:00:28.760 --> 01:00:34.000
where the Uplifting Gold is all crowdsourced
from show watchers. Okay, but it
917
01:00:34.039 --> 01:00:37.400
has to be good. It has
to be like home runs can't be so
918
01:00:37.440 --> 01:00:40.440
and so up at bat and tried
his best. It needs to be home
919
01:00:40.519 --> 01:00:45.280
runsky. And speaking of home runs, little League a little trick. If
920
01:00:45.280 --> 01:00:49.159
you're playing Little League baseball and you're
not in high school, you can get
921
01:00:49.159 --> 01:00:52.960
a home run by just continuing to
run the bases. There will be more
922
01:00:53.119 --> 01:00:58.480
errors than plays at second or third
where you get tagged out by like a
923
01:00:58.519 --> 01:01:00.559
ten year old. You do have
to be fast, though, on the
924
01:01:00.599 --> 01:01:04.719
faster side. All you gotta do
is just not stop and let them try
925
01:01:04.719 --> 01:01:08.920
to throw the ball from shortstop to
first error, first to second like they're
926
01:01:08.960 --> 01:01:12.559
never gonna get you. So there's
a little trick if you want a free
927
01:01:12.559 --> 01:01:15.360
home run and at the end shout
out the podcast. That would be sick
928
01:01:15.480 --> 01:01:17.480
a lot to ask for. Okay, but I want you guys to send
929
01:01:17.519 --> 01:01:22.000
in your clips for Uplifting Gold at
the end of June, and we're gonna
930
01:01:22.039 --> 01:01:27.639
do an episode at the end of
June that is entirely show watchers sending in
931
01:01:28.280 --> 01:01:31.760
uplifting gold kids doing stuff, you
guys doing stuff, whatever it is,
932
01:01:32.000 --> 01:01:37.599
send it in. Send it to
Zach at fleckis Talks dot com, z
933
01:01:37.760 --> 01:01:42.760
A. C. Ch at fleckistalks
dot com. That's the made up interns
934
01:01:42.800 --> 01:01:46.639
email and we will be going through
everything and we will be putting them into
935
01:01:46.719 --> 01:01:49.519
the show. So only send it
in if you want to go on the
936
01:01:49.519 --> 01:01:52.559
show. Yeah, he got his
hands back, fake fake intern got his
937
01:01:52.599 --> 01:01:55.880
hands back. All right, let's
go to our first clip of uplifting gold
938
01:01:57.559 --> 01:02:07.039
Street takeover jump. This is very
uplifting. There you go. I still
939
01:02:07.079 --> 01:02:09.760
hate street takeovers. That's why you
do it. That's the only time it
940
01:02:09.840 --> 01:02:13.679
ever looked cool. And yeah,
that's pretty good. All right, that's
941
01:02:13.760 --> 01:02:16.199
uplifting. Yeah, let's go to
the lady casting and has no problems,
942
01:02:16.760 --> 01:02:27.880
cast really impressively and I had to
do the jump into Guys, remember this
943
01:02:27.960 --> 01:02:30.320
summer. If you're ever walking near
the water and then there's an area where
944
01:02:30.320 --> 01:02:35.880
the water comes up onto some stairs
or some rocks where water comes up and
945
01:02:35.920 --> 01:02:39.840
then goes down during different tides.
If there's ever water on stone or concrete,
946
01:02:39.880 --> 01:02:44.000
it's gonna be the most slippery thing
ever even if it's not wet right
947
01:02:44.039 --> 01:02:45.960
now. Yeah, everyone needs to
know that. Everybody knows that. Let's
948
01:02:45.960 --> 01:02:50.079
go to the next guy, the
Jehovah's Witness. Yeah, this is just
949
01:02:50.119 --> 01:02:54.159
a screenshot Jehovah Jones Witness. That's
pretty good. Jehovah Witness. Yeah,
950
01:02:54.159 --> 01:02:59.239
that's pretty good, I know.
And then it doesn't celebrate birthdays. Yep.
951
01:02:59.320 --> 01:03:02.599
And then we had someone send this
in. We talked last time about
952
01:03:02.719 --> 01:03:08.320
typos on Asian food menus. Someone
sent in porklib, porklib, porklib for
953
01:03:08.440 --> 01:03:14.920
pork rib. The love that the
Japanese McDonald's you have to take over on
954
01:03:14.960 --> 01:03:16.000
this one. Yeah. Well,
I don't even know if I'm gonna get
955
01:03:16.000 --> 01:03:20.840
this right, but this was going
around online and it said, POV you
956
01:03:20.960 --> 01:03:28.239
just told me how to say McDonald's
in Japanese. Apparently the Japanese say McDonald's
957
01:03:28.880 --> 01:03:32.599
MacDonald rudo, MacDonald rudo. They
just kind of sounded out with a Japanese
958
01:03:32.679 --> 01:03:37.320
voice. Maca dona rudo, pork
clib, MacDonald rudo, ma cardona rudo.
959
01:03:37.440 --> 01:03:40.480
So that's pretty nice. Mac dona
rudo, macado. Oh give me
960
01:03:40.519 --> 01:03:45.920
macudole macado. Very cool? All
right, The vomiting sign can you give
961
01:03:45.920 --> 01:03:49.239
that a read? Not really you
want to read this? I don't feel
962
01:03:49.280 --> 01:03:51.440
like I don't even know what this
is. I'll read it, okay.
963
01:03:51.760 --> 01:03:55.159
Vomiting is the last true zen state
that a person can experience, a moment
964
01:03:55.199 --> 01:04:00.280
of complete, worldly, abandoned and
absolute, total thoughtless focus. Shitting is
965
01:04:00.320 --> 01:04:03.920
supposed to be that too, but
phones have ruined it. Nobody's on their
966
01:04:03.960 --> 01:04:09.199
phone while they're puking, and they
are, and if they are, then
967
01:04:09.280 --> 01:04:13.719
God has truly lost. I don't
get it. Who who is this from?
968
01:04:13.760 --> 01:04:15.159
Where'd you get this? Now?
It's on the back of a US
969
01:04:15.239 --> 01:04:18.960
Postal Service post thing, so it's
nothing, all right, But I saw
970
01:04:19.000 --> 01:04:21.159
it on the computer. I thought
it was pretty funny. All right,
971
01:04:21.519 --> 01:04:26.639
We need the We need the crowdsource
uplifting gold because we are getting fucking dumb
972
01:04:26.639 --> 01:04:31.679
with it. Last clip of the
whole show before shoutouts fake Trump uplifting Gold.
973
01:04:31.719 --> 01:04:42.760
This lady thinks that this is Trump. I'm gonna look at it.
974
01:04:42.920 --> 01:04:50.920
Yeah, dude, that's a pretty
convincing beast. Yeah, it's a pretty
975
01:04:50.920 --> 01:04:54.760
convincing beast. But then you got
the guys in the front, of course
976
01:04:54.800 --> 01:04:58.599
wearing T shirts. Of course they
have blue and red lights on the back
977
01:04:58.599 --> 01:05:01.360
of that. That might be committing
a photo crime. Brother, so watch
978
01:05:01.400 --> 01:05:04.519
out. That lady is convinced.
But good. You gotta play the part,
979
01:05:04.519 --> 01:05:06.920
all right. That's the end of
the show. We are jumping into
980
01:05:08.079 --> 01:05:13.719
shout outs. Happy birthday to Chris
who's turning forty four on June first.
981
01:05:14.039 --> 01:05:17.039
Him and his son Kyle are big
show watchers out of Texas. Happy birthday
982
01:05:17.119 --> 01:05:21.159
Chris and Kyle. And then Chris
Kyle from Texas American Sniper Chris and Coy.
983
01:05:21.199 --> 01:05:25.440
Wow, Chris Kyle, that wasn't
an accident. That dad knows what
984
01:05:25.480 --> 01:05:29.280
he's doing. Happy birthday to Captain
Hanks on June fourth. He's keeping everyone
985
01:05:29.320 --> 01:05:30.679
safe in the sky for a major
airlines. We're not going to say,
986
01:05:30.679 --> 01:05:32.760
oh, thank you, Captain Hanks. Thank you, Captain Hanks. I
987
01:05:32.760 --> 01:05:38.360
feel confident if you were flying the
plane, I'd fly your route or aircraft
988
01:05:38.400 --> 01:05:44.960
you on soldier a couple of pond
hops, but I don't know. Happy
989
01:05:44.960 --> 01:05:49.000
birthday to Danielle from US and your
husband Tom. Happy thirty fifth had birthday
990
01:05:49.039 --> 01:05:54.599
Danielle and the and then Danielle thinks
RRB is cute. Hey, you have
991
01:05:54.639 --> 01:05:57.639
a husband, Danielle. Keep it
in your pants. What about me?
992
01:05:59.360 --> 01:06:03.239
Too many seat for you? Yeah, I'm too inflamed. Happy Birthday to
993
01:06:03.480 --> 01:06:08.719
Edna's husband Robert on June fourth,
Happy birthday, Robert, I've read it.
994
01:06:09.000 --> 01:06:13.639
Happy Birthday to Colton. His birthday
is today and that's obviously from us
995
01:06:13.679 --> 01:06:16.719
and your wife Nikki. Happy thirty
third, my guy. Happy birthday Colton.
996
01:06:16.920 --> 01:06:19.960
Jesus here, yeah, Jesus here, South Dakota in the house.
997
01:06:20.280 --> 01:06:24.679
And then Happy Birthday to Ross,
whose birthday was yesterday, June sixth.
998
01:06:24.840 --> 01:06:29.519
We're his and his girlfriend Ashley's favorite
show. Thank you Ross, Happy Birthday
999
01:06:29.559 --> 01:06:32.880
they watch every single time. That's
the end of the episode. All right,
1000
01:06:32.920 --> 01:06:35.199
it's the end of our shoutouts that
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1001
01:06:35.199 --> 01:06:40.960
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1002
01:06:41.000 --> 01:06:44.559
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1003
01:06:44.599 --> 01:06:45.920
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1004
01:06:45.920 --> 01:06:49.119
didn't make it into the main show. So if you want to watch more
1005
01:06:49.239 --> 01:06:53.800
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1006
01:06:53.880 --> 01:06:57.559
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now. Get the backlog of content
and enjoy yourself. Thank you guys for
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watching. Having good weekend, We'll
see you on Tuesday's What are you doing?
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This? That? This, that
ship man, What are you doing