FireCast - He Lost His Passport.. again! - #218

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Fuck. She's like, where did you lose it? I'm like,
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it's like your mum and dad asking you when you like,
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when's the last time you remember having If I fucking
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remembered that, I would be, it wouldn't be I have it.
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So I'm just like, back, you bitches, it is baby,
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I'm in the flesh. Yeah, that go, baby, It's not
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even that cold. Apparently I come back, it's it's four
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degrees at about six in the morning whatever. And then
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someone's like, it's not even that bad. Like my mate said,
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no longer have I have to pour do I have
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to pour water on my windshield because there's no longer
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any ice slates on my window? But correct before in
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early July, he had to literally pour water on his
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windshield just to get the clear the ice off. So
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I love how that's ode judgment of how cold it
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is and just formed in the morning on your windshield.
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You're sweep, guys, We're back to a full fucking panel.
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Let's go all right, Joey kay, fund the god. What's
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been happening?
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You have plundered and pillaged around Europe? Man, But I
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have that many stories. I was like, I literally said
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to Tory, like maybe three quarters through on our trip,
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like my life is a walking sitcom, but there's no
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credit rolls, like it just keeps going, you know what
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I mean. But the things that we've come across, I'm like,
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we don't even fucking start, bro, Like we we started
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in Dubai three months ago at this point, right, we
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got correct. We got there because in three months that
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was right when the peak of all the shit was happening.
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It's still happening now. You just hear about it less
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because the World Cup took over the news and shit.
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But it was full heavy back then, like the bombs
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and shit. So we didn't know if we had to
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cancel our flight or what. But they didn't cancel the flight,
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so we're like, we're not losing out on the money.
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Went the flight was like half empty, right, and we're like,
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fuo real, Okay, well this is probably a glimpse into
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what is going to be. Like we go to Dubai,
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and man, when I say Dubai is the most futuristic
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Arab country there is, it's like it's not like Egypt.
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I've never been to Egypt, but I can imagine you've
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got Egypt. It's probably has its fast food chains than that,
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but I can imagine Egypt is more like sand duney
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and all that, and it's like it's a good bit more.
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It's not as developed, but Dubai is futuristic as funny.
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They got oil money, bro, they got oil money. So
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you don't see that many homeless people because they kind
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of show them off away. There's no tourists. So we
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were in the main bit and they just glit some glamor.
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You know. We went to this plaza. They've got aquarium here.
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We went there and you know there's people you can
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actually pay. We didn't do this, but you can pay
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to scuba dive in the big tank. So you see
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people just like scuba diving the big fish tank. And
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they got like, you know those sharks that are like nursehing.
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They're not like great whites, but they're like bitch sharks
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and like they got crooked teeth and ship they look
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like teenage sharks with like mangled teeth, you know, an embraces,
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but they all sting raising ship in there. We're like fun,
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that's hectic. We got like probably the most the two
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stand out things in Dubai. If you want to do
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shopping and ship. We weren't really for that, but Dubai
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is good if you want to go there, do a
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bunch of shopping and do a short trip and go home.
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Because we're doing such a long trip, we sort of
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didn't really do much shopping. But the main two things
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was like we did like an African a desert safari,
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which was kind of tourist trappy. When we got there,
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like I thought it was going to be for authentic
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as but like they wrap your head in the full
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turban and ship and they charge a fifty Australian. They
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then they tell you that after they wrap your head,
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so they go they get you and they're like fucking
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And then Toy Toy looked hot ass. I was like,
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this is my Arab. I didn't know how to Arab finished,
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but you know they like and then and then I
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looked like.
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Machine.
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I'm looking like staff for himself, like I could be
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a future king or fairer. And then and then he's
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like fifty to fifty Australian. I'm like, oh, well, whatever
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it was. It we did the conversion in our heads.
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It was fifty Australian. And then Toys like fuck, we've
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really just done that. This wrap, well, you have to
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pay for it then, because they full pressure, and so
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you pay for that. You go in and it's called
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dune bashing, right. They take you into this old they
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look like a Holden Commodore, but it wasn't. And it
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was like it has the middle, the inside, the roof
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stripped out, and it's just got a cage, a roller cage.
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So I'm like, what the fuck was there? All handles
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and shit. Next minute he takes off and he speeds
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through a speeding through it. They let down the air
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and the tire so you can drive on the sand,
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and he starts speeding through these sand dunes. So we
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grab it onto the handles and we're like fucking and
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then toys literally smashing into me like this, and I'm like,
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now I know why. They strip out the fucking the
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car and they take you through eventually and you get
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to this like mad camspot and there's camels and shit,
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they let you ride the camels, and toy is all
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about not exploiting animals on your holiday, and I get
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that sometimes I'm like fuck it. Whatever. We rode the
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camera the whole time. She was like I feel so sorry,
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and I'm like, meanwhile, this camel that's behind me is
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trying to lick my foot, but it's got like the
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muzzle on it, and I'm like, literally looking between my toes,
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that's filthy cup. And I'm like, but I'm this. He's
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got this one guy in like a robe that's like
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pulling the front camel with just pulling it, but it's
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tempting it with grass, so it picks He picks up grass,
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and he's teasing this camele. Kevil's trying to get the grass,
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and Toy's like, oh my god, all the front kevel.
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So it was our camel. He was teasing yea. Toy's like,
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I feel so for this thing. And then the other
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camel's tied to our camel, and that kemel's tied to
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that camera. So it's just the train, you know, it's
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a camel train. It's a human centipede, but the camel train.
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And then we get to this camp and it's like
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a full mad camp spread. These Arabs are just cooking
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fucking a mad Arab camel camel yeah yeah, they're playing
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my hums.
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Yeah.
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But then we get there and it's a mad feed
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there's like cats that are chilling because they know they
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get the feed after we do, you know what I mean.
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So cute as running around. But then I'm like, they
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do a belly dancing show and you know, you got
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like Arab coffee and whatever. You could hold a falcon, which,
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by the way, the falcon apparently what keeps the falcon
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from flying. They put literally a ballad clava over because
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they can't fly, and I'm like, wait, why wasn't it
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flying away? And it's on me. It's pretty heavy as well,
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and I'm trying it's like kind of like right near
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my face, so I'm just trying to keep the arms distance.
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I'm like, why isn't like it flying. It's like, oh,
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we cover eyes, it does not fly, and I'm like,
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what the fuck? So this falcon is probably like where
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are we going? Are you taking me?
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You know?
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But but yeah, we did that, and then we watched
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this Lapearl show, which was like an Arab version of
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like Circus Lay and that was a ten out of
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ten performance. Bro like the the production everything else, it
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was amazing. But it was so funny because the amount
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of Indians in Dubai is actually out of this world.
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They could make a Bollywood movie really Goodbye Indian mobs
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Indian like Vindalou, not an Indian, not like Indians that
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live there, like tourists in the well, they both they
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get jobs there. They get jobs there because the work's
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good there. Yeah.
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There's like no tax over there too.
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It's like it's like no tax. Yeah, that's why. What
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do you think all rich people they eventually end up
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moving to the Bai Yeah, businesses because there was only
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rich people and then there was uber drivers and then
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the rest are like working in like obviously the shops.
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But you see all the homeless people there if you
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go outside the main city, that's where they kind of hang.
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But it's almost like there's someone showing them, like get
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away from the tourists, stay over there, and then well
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the tourists don't know you there kind of thing. But
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so many Indians. And so when we went out of
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La Pearl, the show that sircked us the Lake kind
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of show, I was waiting for Tory come out of
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the bathroom, and these I'm talking about one hundred and
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fucking twenty Indians or whatever just came running, not running,
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but like ushering out of the doors to go out,
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and I was like, what the fuck. I'm like, this
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is insane. I feel like I'm actually in Mumbai.
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You know, and Indians zombie hoard.
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I think the top three races, you guess what the
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top race? You've never met a less scary in your life.
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But what do you think I've already given you one
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out of the three. What do you think the top
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to race? Out of the top three, I've said, Indians,
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that's the most I've seen when I'm over there. What
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do you think the other race is? No?
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Just all over trip the whole trip I had to Indians,
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Indians had oh, Asians Nah, Asians, Yeah.
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Asian think just really think it's not just your your
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English think obviously English, right, obviously probably English. But I'm
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just saying another one that I was surprised at. I no,
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I'll give you. If I give you this hint, it'll
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kill it. Can I tell you the ridiculous hint? I
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was going to give Wakanda forever? Ok, Yeah, Africans, Africans.
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It was really yeah, there's those but but yeah, so
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it just surprised me how multicultural like everywhere.
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Remember, Europe is a continent where has like so many countries,
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so you can just get on a train exactly and
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you're in the next fucking country. So you're gonna get
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fucking these motherfuckers from all over the place, bro all
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over the world.
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So obviously it's it's we're multicultural, right, but it's just
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that times a thousand because of what you just said, right,
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you just go there by train and whatever. Yeah, But
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after then we did we went to Germany. Germany was cool.
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Frankfort was like just the business district that we flew
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into because it was the cheapest. It was really shit.
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Plus me Andory had tap us for like three days,
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so we were just like from the camel from the
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camel food. We Yeah, so we we literally were like shitting,
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like pissing out of our asses in like a studio Airbnb.
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So I smelled things that came out of Toy that
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were horrible. She smelled things, She smelled things that came
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out of me that So the romance kind of died
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in Germany like roommates. Yeah, we died. I died. We
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regained the romance later, but there's nothing that kills the
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romance and the app it's not really it's not a
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real aprodisiac when you're pissing out in your ears and
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you smell it's it's like it's like baby Pooh intensified,
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you know, I mean, like sick baby Pooh. So yeah,
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so that was kind of horrible. So Frankfurt had a
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bit of a bit of a bit of a bit
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of a damper on it. Then we went to Hegelberg
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in Germany where we actually seen a interesting on this hike.
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We did an old Nazi amphitheater that was used from
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nineteen thirty three to nineteen forty five or just afterne
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and it was where they it was where they sold
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propaganda and they did plays that really pushed the Nazi narrative.
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Now Hitler didn't go there himself, but Joseph Gerbels Gerbils,
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I should say, Joseph Gebels went there and he was
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really pushing the plays and all that and that. So
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that's what they take their young kids, and people that
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supported the regime would take their families and like the
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little kids like look at Johnny boy, look and he's like, oh,
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what's it? What's what's his? And then they used to
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just put on plays that like hailed Hitler and all
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that we were just sitting in this Nazi amphitheater. It
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was only mind you, in the last hundred years within
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you know. I mean, it's not like you got to people,
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you know Europe, parts of parts of the Europe, and
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you're like, oh, this happened in fucking seven, seven hundred BC.
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This ship was like ago, eighty years ago, eighty years ago.
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I'd love to do Germany.
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Yeah, it wasn't bad. I got over the Bratworths and
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the Schnitzels and the fucking sauer Kraud after a while,
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but it was alright. It wasn't my favorite, but it
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was alright. And then after after Germany we went to
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Lucerne and Grindlewal in Switzerland. Lucern is like, as you know,
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you've been to Lucerne, right, did you know? We went
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to Interlaken Interlark and act like, okay, that's kind of
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in between those two. Lucern's kind of on the base
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so you can see the apps in the background, but
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it's like far away kind of thing, which was all right.
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And then we went to Grinderwald, which is three thousand
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feet above sea level in the mountains. I'm talking about,
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like you're there, you know that was pretty cool as well.
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Did like Kenyon went to this mad canyon and you
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know it was pretty cold, but it was it was
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cool man. It was I hailed down this I hailed
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down this girl and she was like, I was tired.
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I was walking up these hills because we're like in
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hilly area, and I had my hand out just being
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like yeah, like hit you ride. And some Switzerland girl,
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like some local pulled over and was like, oh, hey,
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do you do you need a lift, And I'm like,
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oh no, no, no, I'm sweet, I'm sweet. I'm like she
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actually pulled over for sure. Well, I mean we were
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just like one hundred meters up, but I'm like but
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then when she pulled away, thank you. I was like,
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I said to Toy, I'm like, would that happen? I
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just want to ask you guys, you reckon? That would
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happen back here? Like if someone was like this in Australia.
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someone did this out in Penrith or whatever our ways
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you pull, no one would pull over. But like I'm
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just thinking, like sometimes like you get there's cunts everywhere.
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You can't really like crucify one race really with being
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a cunt, Like I've came in past some cunts. But
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there's a lot of hospitality overseas. I found like people
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are willing to like reach out and like give you
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a help and hand and whatever. So I feel like
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that was kind of like that was kind of neat.
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But but yeah, Venice in Italy and then Venice was
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Venice is like whatever You've seen it on the postcards,
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You've seen the gondolas, you go there. I wouldn't really
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go back. I'm not a fan of Italy. A. Yeah,
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I had your I had your voice in my head
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when more like it, I liked it. Your voice was
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tainting my experience a bit because I remember you saying
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fucked but you just went there for like a day.
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We were only in Rome for like not even two days,
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and then we went to Positan. Positana was amazing. But
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I'm talking like just they were so rude. I reckon,
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I was so rude that coffee was.
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Asked, Oh my god, they only know cappuccino long black
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and like don't even lat Yeah, they don't even know that,
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Like like bro, like.
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These guys are the apparent, like create the creators of
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pasta and we're in Rome, so I'm like, okay, bro,
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obviously I'm going to get a bowl of pasta.
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This is going to be next level. That kind of
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brings out my pasta.
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It was plain pastor with like a little tiny bunch
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of parsley on it. I was like, what the fuck?
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And I ate it and like my grandma makes better pasta. Yeah,
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I was like this, I'm like, what the is going
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on here?
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Well, I think westernized food we've just really up the
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ante with portions and just overdoing it. And sometimes overdoing
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it could work, but sometimes less is more, but sometimes
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they get away with the touristy places as well. They
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go to like too little thing is too plain? Like
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I get less is more, but like put some fucking
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topping on the pizza, Like this pizza doesn't even have
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cheese on it, Like sometimes you'd think that sprinkled cheese,
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but they missed your pizza. It's like five in a line,
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but they ran out of the cheese when it got
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to yours, and You're like, I see fucking five bits
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of cheese on this thing.
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They get offended. They get offended. It's like it's not
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fucking real pasta or pizza that's supposed to be just
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fucking dope.
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Yeah, but I mean they we didn't go on the
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gondolas in Venice because you know, we tried to save
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as much as we could because the length of the trip.
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Right last week was talking about how much you think
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we spent on the on the trip, and luckily we
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didn't spend heaps, right because of like things I'm about
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to say, Like you get the gondola rides, and don't
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get me wrong, when you walk in Venice, you see
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the gondolas. You're walking over them all day, right, Like
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there's like the whole city is a little.
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The little gondola.
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Yes it is. It's cool, it's cool. But so we
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thought of missing the gondola ride because, bro, so many
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people when you go on holidays, you realize I'm off socials.
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I would do a Facebook dump right of every place
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I went to. I don't usually post on Facebook when
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I'm traveling. I do, but you don't realize how many
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people don't take in what they're doing because they're posting
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it Instagram story or like the girls right they're being
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on the gondola rides. Me and Tory were having a cigarette,
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just sitting on the sitting sitting on the wharf, just
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and they're like looking at all the gondolas and the
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guys like just like doing this, and it's funny. The
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gondola people they'll be on their phone as well, like
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the people in there. They're not even just like taking in,
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they're just like the girl's like yeah, and I'm like,
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oh my god. I'm like, you realize when you're not
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as involved on your phone like I used to be
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when I had all the social platforms, But you only
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realize when you step away. And I guess I was
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guilty of it. I was that way too. Like if
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I had Instagram over that holiday, I would have been
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sending people the length of the distance between my taint
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and my phone and you know, my balls. I'd like, yeah,
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like this is what's happening today, this is my life,
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a day in the life. I get that, but seeing
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it when I'm so far removed is insane. But we
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only spent in three months. We only spent sixteen grand
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spending money between both of us, and that was including
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tours and and everything. That's only eight grand each eight
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grand inch in eleven and a half weeks, so that's
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very yeah. Everything, But I remember I said, I said
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the eggy off air that's lunch time. So we only
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ate out for breakfast three times. I cooked at the
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airbnb every morning.
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Wait, well you ate out for breakfast three times?
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Yeah, in three months. Yeah, because I would cook, I
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get I would get a carton of eggs, twelve eggs.
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I would get avocado, toast and bacon and then cheese
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and then I because every airbnb we stayed at most
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had a cook top, so I would just cook. And
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because in the morning breakfast you have breakfast out, they
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give you what you can make at home. I'd rather
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eat out for dinner than breakfast, right, Yeah, So I'd
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cook myself at light breakfast, and then for lunch, we'd
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find the grocery store, would get like in Italy, it
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was a lot of cold meats and it's and ship
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like that and whatever. Or we'd get a half a
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roast chik for like eight ero and then we'd get
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like a few bread rolls and you know all that shit.
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So we saved money there, and then we'd eat out
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for dinner. But even dinner sometimes it was like let's
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not let's get a cheap takeaway place like a food chain. Yeah.
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Yeah, but the.
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Amount of five guys we had, you think toys having
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orgies without me. She's like, let's have five guys again.
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I'm like, that's it. She's that's gonna eat. Yeah, But
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like you can't love Japan then brogon, you guys could
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do Japan with like five hundred bucks. Oh yeah, because
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I remember you saying, like the seven eleven, like the Servo,
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you can have proper dinners, bro, Like no cat, they
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got fried chicken and shit at the Servo, and it
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tastes the hecktic bro.
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So we me and Me.
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And Chloe tried the whole the viral fucking eggs sand
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which we went to seven eleven. You get the eggs
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sandwich and even the eggs sand which is a fucking
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oh so fluffy the eggs right, the egg fluffy eggs sandwich.
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Open in the egg sandwich and you buy like a
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one dollar fried chicken, put it on the sandwich.
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That's dinner. Yeah, but you know what I mean. So
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I see people doing that. It's kind of like having
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chicken at different stages of life, right, you have a
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you have like egg Yeah, but that's the well we're
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keen to do. Our next travel would probably be South
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America or something, go see your ancestors or whatever. Yeah,
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but we hear that South America is even less expensive
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than Europe. I think everywhere is less expensive than fucking
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Europe right.
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Now, Europe is actually not expensive. All I remember, bro,
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when I went to Europe, my homies, right, we're going.
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Man, fugging Europe is crazy, bro, Like only when we've
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like three grand, Bro, you can get beers for like
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two euro, which is only like three dollars.
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Four dollars is like doubled.
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I'm like, man, this is fucking hectic. Boom.
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We landed in fucking Belgium. We went to the first bar,
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the beers or twelve euro it was like twenty four
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dollars Australian yeah for a beer. And I just got
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my first beer and I looked at my mates. I
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turned around and looked at him, and they're just going I.
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Was like, what happened, Like you said or two euro
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They're like, oh yeah, we come like six years ago.
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I'm like, well, fucking there you go. Cut like anywhere, bro,
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when people get a whiff of where everyone is going,
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like it happens everywhere, Like an untouched area is only
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untouched if no one fucking talks about it. If you
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hear twenty people tell you, hey, you should go to
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Montenegro or Albania or wherever, somewhere where it's not really
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you know, or like, how many Greek islands do we
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hear like that aren't really the main ones like Nixosaw,
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you know, everyone goes go to this one. No one
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goes there. But I'm like, you told me that, how
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many people you told that? They? So you know, that's
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Europe for it. But I think the next holiday South America,
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and then I'm keen to go to the same Asian
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countries I heard you were talking about Japan. The deer,
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the deer that you've seen looked pretty cool like that,
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that was pretty It came up to you like one
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was almost bit you or something.
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They were wedy me. They're doing this, they'll body with
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me above my arm, you get your cock out.
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And I was sitting there fucking frolling these crackers and
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shit and these motherfuckering and then I just feel one
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of them.
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Was rubbing his bamby was rubbing his cor my back
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and I'm like this can's gonna suck me up, like,
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get the fuck out.
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Fuck you luck. He wasn't a goat. Have you ever
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been charged by a goat? But my uncle used to
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own a goat, not charge charge, but the goat full goes. Yeah. Yeah,
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it's like a little bully. It actually charges, like I
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had to like do this, but yeah. But after that
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we went to Austria. So after Venice we went to Austria,
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went to Salzburg and Vienna, so there were two different
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kinds of big cities. At this point, we're kind of
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getting over the cities a little bit. But we did
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a day trip to like Saint Wolfgang, which is like
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a little lake area, a little town, and the water
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bro is like similar to Switzerland, just like blue. I'm
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talking like someone got gatorade blue pet gatorade and poured
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it in the fucking water and the water was like
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in cold plunge like over in Austria Switzerland. You get
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in there, it's not like even beach water. People go
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to Bondai or Couldji in the summer and they're like, oh,
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the water's cold. You know, It's like no, it's not,
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that's not cold. Austria makes your dick look like the
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skin tag in about three seconds and you're like, holy shit,
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like I'm fucking freezing, like when you swim, and you're
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like and you have to. You can't really stay in
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there full long. But it's beautiful. You can see all
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the way down. It was like fifteen meters deep, ten
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meters deep, but you can see the fucking that's correct,
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you can see the whole thing. I'm like, yeah, so
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we had a day there and we had we were
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blessed with beautiful weather. Bro.
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So yeah, in Switzerland when we me and my wife
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and my two fucking mates, we did the water rafting
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through this like down and one of these waters comes
474
00:21:17.799 --> 00:21:20.400
down like the Swiss Ups or whatever, and we're water rafting,
475
00:21:20.440 --> 00:21:22.119
and then we get to a point after we get
476
00:21:22.160 --> 00:21:24.519
through these rapids, the instructors.
477
00:21:24.119 --> 00:21:26.480
Like, all right, everyone, jump in the water.
478
00:21:26.720 --> 00:21:28.200
This is the only chance you have to jump in
479
00:21:28.279 --> 00:21:29.240
before it gets rough again.
480
00:21:29.240 --> 00:21:30.559
And we're like what the fuck.
481
00:21:30.759 --> 00:21:33.759
I'm like, now, I'm not jumping in, and then he's
482
00:21:33.799 --> 00:21:35.920
like what he's doing, jump in And then we're like
483
00:21:36.000 --> 00:21:36.640
you're being serious.
484
00:21:36.680 --> 00:21:37.559
He goes yeah, yeah, yeah.
485
00:21:38.039 --> 00:21:39.200
So I look at my mate and I'm like, ah,
486
00:21:39.240 --> 00:21:42.240
fuck it I'm jumping in. He didn't tell us that
487
00:21:42.279 --> 00:21:44.960
the fucking water's like minus fucking thirty if something degrees whatever,
488
00:21:45.039 --> 00:21:48.240
they fucking it's freezing. I jumped in, Bro, and my
489
00:21:48.359 --> 00:21:50.079
whole body ten stuff.
490
00:21:50.240 --> 00:21:50.519
I went.
491
00:21:51.599 --> 00:21:53.279
I was just like an egg and I'm like, oh
492
00:21:53.359 --> 00:21:55.279
my God, Like my muscles like stopped working for a
493
00:21:55.359 --> 00:21:57.680
solid a few seconds, and I went, Oh my God.
494
00:21:57.680 --> 00:21:59.160
And then all I hear is go, Bro.
495
00:21:59.400 --> 00:22:01.759
So I'm sorry, and I'm like shit trying to get
496
00:22:01.799 --> 00:22:03.359
back to the boat. And I get back on the
497
00:22:03.400 --> 00:22:06.480
boat and me and my wife and matic going. I
498
00:22:06.559 --> 00:22:08.319
was like, oh, my fucking god.
499
00:22:08.359 --> 00:22:11.319
And he's like, I'm only joking. Yeah.
500
00:22:12.759 --> 00:22:16.160
In Vienna, though, the craziest thing. This isn't even the craziest.
501
00:22:16.160 --> 00:22:18.160
So this is one of the many mishaps that I
502
00:22:18.440 --> 00:22:20.480
caused us on this trip, and we'll get to them,
503
00:22:20.519 --> 00:22:22.759
but the first one being in Vienna, since we're on
504
00:22:22.799 --> 00:22:26.880
the topic of Austria Vienna. It was we were getting
505
00:22:26.920 --> 00:22:28.200
to Vienna. It was a travel daan and you know,
506
00:22:28.880 --> 00:22:31.559
you know when you travel on the travel days, they
507
00:22:31.599 --> 00:22:34.200
can be the most stressful days or they can be oh,
508
00:22:34.279 --> 00:22:36.599
this was pretty easy, like nothing went wrong. This is
509
00:22:36.640 --> 00:22:38.680
definitely one of those days where we're just like at
510
00:22:38.720 --> 00:22:40.079
each other's throat to bit and we're like, you know what,
511
00:22:40.839 --> 00:22:43.119
we just need to get there recoop once a shower
512
00:22:43.559 --> 00:22:45.960
that lets my fuses, my fuses out. I need to
513
00:22:46.119 --> 00:22:47.680
I can't look at you. I just gotta know. Just
514
00:22:47.680 --> 00:22:50.440
don't talk to me. Let's just get it. And we
515
00:22:50.599 --> 00:22:52.119
just weren't on a good page at the moment, right,
516
00:22:52.359 --> 00:22:55.839
So we got into this this fucking got the code,
517
00:22:55.920 --> 00:22:58.799
got in the front door. It was the spot the
518
00:22:58.880 --> 00:23:02.599
old spiral staircase up to whatever level you're on. But
519
00:23:02.680 --> 00:23:04.279
in the middle of the spiral staircase was one of
520
00:23:04.359 --> 00:23:07.279
those little individual lifts, do you know what I mean?
521
00:23:07.480 --> 00:23:10.720
So spiral staircase lift shaft, but a single man lift
522
00:23:10.880 --> 00:23:13.279
almost like it was tiny. And I said to Torri,
523
00:23:13.319 --> 00:23:15.799
I open up the door, and I'm like, we both
524
00:23:15.839 --> 00:23:17.599
can't fit there with our bags. So I'm like, let
525
00:23:17.640 --> 00:23:21.640
me just put two bags in the lift and I'm
526
00:23:21.680 --> 00:23:23.880
putting I go level one. We're only one thing up
527
00:23:24.039 --> 00:23:26.440
and I don't want to do two fucking trips. Shove
528
00:23:26.519 --> 00:23:29.519
these two bags in. They just fit like snug and
529
00:23:29.640 --> 00:23:31.519
I was like, boom, level one, let's go. Who's gonna
530
00:23:31.559 --> 00:23:34.279
take your bags off. No, no, hold up at the
531
00:23:34.400 --> 00:23:37.039
top floor. Hold up, ready, ready, So we go. I
532
00:23:37.119 --> 00:23:38.559
got up to level one and I go at the
533
00:23:38.559 --> 00:23:42.680
staircase and we go and it comes up already. And
534
00:23:42.839 --> 00:23:45.039
then the thing is, it wasn't one of those doors
535
00:23:45.079 --> 00:23:47.799
that you know, those doors that either slide into each
536
00:23:47.839 --> 00:23:50.119
other or they got this. It wasn't that. It was
537
00:23:50.160 --> 00:23:54.200
a bifold door, you know the one that like fold fold. Actually, yeah,
538
00:23:54.559 --> 00:23:56.759
you need about you need about three hundred mili clearance
539
00:23:57.400 --> 00:23:59.160
of the door. If you're standing in the way of
540
00:23:59.200 --> 00:24:01.240
the door, it's not going to fully open and it
541
00:24:01.359 --> 00:24:04.319
needs to fully open for the door, and it needs
542
00:24:04.359 --> 00:24:06.799
to fully open for the door open. So I get in,
543
00:24:06.839 --> 00:24:10.160
it's like the fivefold dog goes and it gets stuck
544
00:24:10.240 --> 00:24:12.920
on my bag right and the Bible door's spinning out.
545
00:24:12.960 --> 00:24:15.319
It's gone back and forth trying to really and then
546
00:24:15.359 --> 00:24:18.039
it stops. And then I'm like, I try to open
547
00:24:18.079 --> 00:24:20.279
the door, like I'm talking the metal door then and
548
00:24:20.359 --> 00:24:22.200
it's you're not opening, and I'm like, I'm about to
549
00:24:22.279 --> 00:24:24.640
break this handle because up, like I said, I'm pissed off.
550
00:24:25.000 --> 00:24:28.160
I'm already Oh my god, use is gone, bro gone.
551
00:24:28.319 --> 00:24:31.440
And I'm like this. I'm I'm going no, And I
552
00:24:31.599 --> 00:24:34.079
rang the Airbnb guy and I'm like, hey, man, are
553
00:24:34.119 --> 00:24:35.960
you around, Like I think we broke the lift. I
554
00:24:36.000 --> 00:24:37.759
told him what happened. He is, I work half an
555
00:24:37.759 --> 00:24:39.400
hour away. Let me get There'll be there on forty
556
00:24:39.480 --> 00:24:42.039
or whatever. I'm like, yeah, sweet, we're waiting there waiting there.
557
00:24:42.079 --> 00:24:44.680
Next minute, a mum and her two kids. Right, they're
558
00:24:44.720 --> 00:24:47.480
on level five, the top level. They push the button
559
00:24:47.559 --> 00:24:50.400
and the lift goes up, and I'm like, oh, no,
560
00:24:50.519 --> 00:24:52.799
they're gonna think they can use the lift. So I
561
00:24:52.920 --> 00:24:54.839
ran up the stairs and I was like, oh, hey,
562
00:24:54.880 --> 00:24:56.640
excuse me, excuse me. And then I get up to
563
00:24:56.680 --> 00:24:58.119
the fifth floor and she's looking in and because you
564
00:24:58.160 --> 00:25:00.200
can see through a window of the lift, you can
565
00:25:00.200 --> 00:25:02.119
see the two bags are in the lift and nothing else.
566
00:25:02.200 --> 00:25:04.839
And she's like confusedly, she can't open the door. I'm like, sorry,
567
00:25:04.960 --> 00:25:06.720
I think I've broke the lift. I've put my bags
568
00:25:06.759 --> 00:25:08.720
in there. And she didn't know any English, and she's like, oh,
569
00:25:08.880 --> 00:25:11.799
She's like it happens. She knew little English. She's like,
570
00:25:11.880 --> 00:25:13.960
don't worry, it happens all the time. Whatever, and she
571
00:25:14.039 --> 00:25:15.799
walks down with the kids and the kids are screaming
572
00:25:15.839 --> 00:25:17.359
giving her a hard time. So now she's got to
573
00:25:17.400 --> 00:25:19.599
take the stairs his poor mum, you know. And I'm like,
574
00:25:19.720 --> 00:25:22.039
fucking all right, So I go with the guy eventually
575
00:25:22.119 --> 00:25:25.279
gets there and he rings the lift guys and it's
576
00:25:25.359 --> 00:25:27.359
three o'clock in the afternoon. They finish at five five
577
00:25:27.359 --> 00:25:30.359
point thirty and he goes, ah, he gets off the phone.
578
00:25:30.400 --> 00:25:32.279
He's like, they said that they probably won't make it
579
00:25:32.359 --> 00:25:35.200
here today. That's how like little their work ethic is overseas.
580
00:25:35.279 --> 00:25:37.920
If you get if a lift company in Australia, especially Sydney,
581
00:25:38.119 --> 00:25:40.079
if they get a caught three, even if they're an
582
00:25:40.079 --> 00:25:43.160
another job, they'll be like, oh, if it's overtime money,
583
00:25:43.200 --> 00:25:45.160
they'll work till six broke just to get that cash.
584
00:25:45.200 --> 00:25:48.480
Hold like, it's all hustle, hustle overseas, bo in less
585
00:25:48.519 --> 00:25:51.119
than that. Unless there's people in that lift fearing for
586
00:25:51.160 --> 00:25:53.920
their lives, they're like, oh, it's just bags, Oh okay,
587
00:25:54.279 --> 00:25:55.720
we'll be there tomorrow.
588
00:25:55.440 --> 00:25:58.200
Even the people, even the people'll get there.
589
00:25:58.279 --> 00:25:59.839
Yeah. Has he got a heartbeat? Does he breathe it?
590
00:26:01.359 --> 00:26:03.599
And then so we went to bed that night right
591
00:26:03.960 --> 00:26:07.160
with the lifts, with the lift stuck. Every time someone
592
00:26:07.160 --> 00:26:09.000
would push the lift, the lift would go to the level,
593
00:26:09.039 --> 00:26:11.319
but they couldn't open the door. It was just the bags.
594
00:26:11.960 --> 00:26:13.359
So all night I was like I said to Tory,
595
00:26:13.400 --> 00:26:16.039
I was like, imagine if our bags could like think
596
00:26:16.079 --> 00:26:19.480
and talk, they'd be in the lift like guys, yeah, anyone,
597
00:26:19.599 --> 00:26:21.759
you know. And like so we ended up the next
598
00:26:21.799 --> 00:26:24.160
morning we went out for the day. We're gonna go out.
599
00:26:24.160 --> 00:26:26.279
About nine nine thirty. I get there and the lift guy,
600
00:26:26.319 --> 00:26:28.200
because the lift shaft was ce through it was like glass.
601
00:26:28.640 --> 00:26:30.119
So the lift guy was already on top of the
602
00:26:30.160 --> 00:26:32.160
lift trying to get access to the lift and I
603
00:26:32.279 --> 00:26:34.559
was like a man. He's like, are you the guys
604
00:26:35.839 --> 00:26:38.640
responsible for is? I'm like, unfortunately, they were just a
605
00:26:38.680 --> 00:26:41.000
few dumb Australians but trying to get by, you know whatever.
606
00:26:41.279 --> 00:26:42.640
And he's like it's all good, like I'll get it
607
00:26:42.680 --> 00:26:43.640
out in a bit. And he was there for like
608
00:26:43.680 --> 00:26:45.240
half an hour and then got our bags out and
609
00:26:45.240 --> 00:26:47.440
I'm like thank fuck. But luckily we didn't have to
610
00:26:47.519 --> 00:26:49.319
front the cost of the lift guy. It was like
611
00:26:49.720 --> 00:26:52.799
covered by the Airbnb or whatever, you know. But it
612
00:26:52.960 --> 00:26:55.039
was like it was annoying ass bro. I was like,
613
00:26:55.160 --> 00:26:57.000
what it's it was just one of those things where
614
00:26:57.359 --> 00:27:00.960
it ended up being not so bad. Yeah, Baker's already
615
00:27:01.000 --> 00:27:03.880
of the ship already, and they were just like And
616
00:27:03.960 --> 00:27:06.279
then obviously obviously with the girls, right, girls like I
617
00:27:06.319 --> 00:27:08.079
don't have my skin care products for the night, and
618
00:27:08.160 --> 00:27:10.160
I'm like, just you'll be sweat, you'd be sweet.
619
00:27:10.160 --> 00:27:12.839
I think they'd have a warning sign or something like that.
620
00:27:12.920 --> 00:27:14.359
Seems like an easy mistake to make.
621
00:27:14.400 --> 00:27:16.559
But then obviously when I look back though, of course
622
00:27:16.640 --> 00:27:18.720
you need a human being manning the lift from inside
623
00:27:18.839 --> 00:27:21.119
just in case something happens, because if a human's in there,
624
00:27:21.519 --> 00:27:24.400
you could move the bag. But I thought if that
625
00:27:24.519 --> 00:27:27.480
bifold door opened and cleared everything, I could have opened
626
00:27:27.559 --> 00:27:30.160
that door sweet because my bag was like.
627
00:27:31.319 --> 00:27:33.440
I was like, oh fucking hell, yeah, I don't think
628
00:27:33.480 --> 00:27:35.480
that's I think that's a famous.
629
00:27:35.279 --> 00:27:38.160
Yeah, that was fast, well for a good one, d
630
00:27:38.440 --> 00:27:40.480
because I don't know if you think the other mistakes
631
00:27:40.480 --> 00:27:43.920
are fair not. So we got we got Prague after that,
632
00:27:44.000 --> 00:27:46.000
which was actually pretty cool. That was like I got
633
00:27:46.039 --> 00:27:48.119
my first joint in Prague. And by the way, I
634
00:27:48.200 --> 00:27:49.720
got this fucking pre roll thing and it was like
635
00:27:49.759 --> 00:27:52.680
a baseball bat. This it comes in a fucking pre
636
00:27:52.880 --> 00:27:55.799
package like sealed vacuum sealed things so it doesn't smell.
637
00:27:56.039 --> 00:27:57.359
But I put in my bum bag and then we'll
638
00:27:57.359 --> 00:27:59.559
still slight seeing YadA YadA. We ended up in this
639
00:27:59.759 --> 00:28:02.200
man church but like a basilica, and I was like,
640
00:28:02.279 --> 00:28:04.240
oh fuck, looking at this. I'm not religious, but I
641
00:28:04.279 --> 00:28:06.640
can appreciate art and how hard they go with the
642
00:28:06.680 --> 00:28:09.359
religious religion over there. But I remember just being in
643
00:28:09.440 --> 00:28:11.720
there looking at a statue of Jesus and I'm like,
644
00:28:12.079 --> 00:28:15.039
I have a fat joint in my fuck bag right now.
645
00:28:15.039 --> 00:28:18.039
That's what I go for. If this isn't like, if
646
00:28:18.119 --> 00:28:21.279
this isn't like a blasphemy at the highest level by
647
00:28:21.359 --> 00:28:24.119
that guy, if there is a judgment debro he Saint
648
00:28:24.160 --> 00:28:26.839
Peter's at the gate going remember in twenty twenty six
649
00:28:26.960 --> 00:28:30.160
and prague Ye, you brought that baseball bat into our
650
00:28:30.200 --> 00:28:34.599
Lord and Savior. But then Krokow poland after that crekow
651
00:28:34.680 --> 00:28:36.559
bit of a shithole. But we went for the outswitch
652
00:28:36.720 --> 00:28:39.240
jew camps like, which was pretty kind of like neat,
653
00:28:39.359 --> 00:28:43.960
I guess it was kind of like it's heavy the camps,
654
00:28:44.000 --> 00:28:47.480
but because it's so touristy, they and they do increment
655
00:28:47.839 --> 00:28:50.920
tour groups group on every fifteen minutes, so you don't
656
00:28:50.960 --> 00:28:53.759
have long Like when you book a session, your group
657
00:28:53.880 --> 00:28:56.559
goes through, but fifteen minutes later there's another group up
658
00:28:56.599 --> 00:28:58.839
your ass. So they were showing us locks of hair
659
00:28:59.000 --> 00:29:02.119
and old like shoes that they'd wear that all the
660
00:29:02.240 --> 00:29:04.680
Jews like left behind when they got fucking either killed
661
00:29:04.759 --> 00:29:07.440
or whatever. And we're trying to be We walk through
662
00:29:07.480 --> 00:29:09.720
the fucking crematorium where they got burnt alive, and like
663
00:29:09.799 --> 00:29:11.920
the gas chambers where they've throw down the poison and
664
00:29:11.920 --> 00:29:14.440
the chimneys, and then when you see scratch marks on
665
00:29:14.480 --> 00:29:16.680
the walls inside and then but then they're like yeah,
666
00:29:16.720 --> 00:29:19.160
and then this happened, yadayada really good with information, right,
667
00:29:19.480 --> 00:29:21.240
but then like next week, like all right, moving on,
668
00:29:21.359 --> 00:29:23.519
But you're like, what the fuck? Like, I mean not
669
00:29:23.599 --> 00:29:25.920
that I want to I don't want to dwell in it.
670
00:29:26.039 --> 00:29:27.920
It's not like I'm like getting off on it. It's
671
00:29:27.960 --> 00:29:29.839
a lot to take in. But it's like someone going here,
672
00:29:29.920 --> 00:29:32.359
people died, and then you just like but you're rushed along.
673
00:29:32.519 --> 00:29:34.640
So I feel like there is such thing as when
674
00:29:34.680 --> 00:29:36.680
people go, oh, you should do this, when you go here,
675
00:29:36.680 --> 00:29:38.759
you should do this. It's not always the case. It's
676
00:29:38.759 --> 00:29:41.119
like you've got to look at how much is it
677
00:29:41.400 --> 00:29:44.519
to advertise, how might how many tourists go there? You know,
678
00:29:44.799 --> 00:29:46.319
it was similar when we went to the Vatican in
679
00:29:46.359 --> 00:29:49.039
fucking Italy. It's like it's so overdone, like you're like
680
00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:51.640
sardines in a can and you can't really take it in.
681
00:29:51.759 --> 00:29:53.920
And so that was the only downside with the Ousterroids
682
00:29:54.000 --> 00:29:57.079
camps other than six million Jews dying there. But but
683
00:29:57.240 --> 00:29:58.599
it was kind of like you've seen the bunk beds
684
00:29:58.640 --> 00:30:01.279
where they all slept, and like they it's actually pretty
685
00:30:01.319 --> 00:30:03.799
nari bro And I didn't know me being so naive,
686
00:30:03.960 --> 00:30:06.680
like I thought it was mainly Jews that they killed
687
00:30:06.720 --> 00:30:09.279
that It was Gaze, there was Soviet prisoners of war.
688
00:30:09.920 --> 00:30:12.599
It was like Austrians, there was fucking there were so
689
00:30:12.759 --> 00:30:15.960
many different people look like prosthetics, you know, like the
690
00:30:16.039 --> 00:30:17.759
forest gumps of the world and shit. But they had
691
00:30:17.880 --> 00:30:21.039
like prosthetic legs still there from where they took it
692
00:30:21.119 --> 00:30:23.000
off him, kick it off them before they killed him,
693
00:30:23.000 --> 00:30:25.160
and shit. Pretty fucking crazy. But you know, and we
694
00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:27.000
spoke to a Polish guy that was that Uber driver
695
00:30:27.119 --> 00:30:29.200
when he took us from their home, and he said,
696
00:30:29.240 --> 00:30:30.480
how I used to work he used to work there
697
00:30:30.519 --> 00:30:32.119
for ages. But he goes, the fucked up thing was
698
00:30:32.200 --> 00:30:34.720
I got so desensitized to that place, he goes, because
699
00:30:34.759 --> 00:30:36.519
that was my nine to five bro. He goes, i'd
700
00:30:36.599 --> 00:30:39.359
work there, but you're like, you don't even feel for
701
00:30:39.440 --> 00:30:41.079
that and them anymore, which is fuck to say, but
702
00:30:41.160 --> 00:30:43.880
he goes, imagine working at a place where something like
703
00:30:43.960 --> 00:30:48.319
that happened, I'd be. You're like you start to be like, oh, yeah,
704
00:30:48.359 --> 00:30:49.319
that that happened, Like.
705
00:30:49.400 --> 00:30:51.400
Yeah, and this is the room where everybody got slaughter.
706
00:30:51.440 --> 00:30:53.160
You're like at the wats like, where's my fucking lunch?
707
00:30:53.319 --> 00:30:57.640
Yeah, exactly, got caught fucking you know, they got caught early,
708
00:30:57.720 --> 00:31:01.079
so you've kind of pissed off. But yeah, but after that,
709
00:31:01.160 --> 00:31:04.319
we went to Portugal, which was our favorite place that
710
00:31:04.440 --> 00:31:06.799
and Malta was our favorite place ever. That was like
711
00:31:06.880 --> 00:31:10.079
we ended up catching this mad festival vibe. It was
712
00:31:10.119 --> 00:31:12.319
like a festival for one of their religious saints, like
713
00:31:12.359 --> 00:31:15.039
Saint Anthony or whatever, and they were like having DJs
714
00:31:15.079 --> 00:31:17.359
on the street at different corners and shit, and like
715
00:31:17.440 --> 00:31:19.119
people were just so like, we don't have that here
716
00:31:19.240 --> 00:31:22.759
culture and all that you know, we have like they have,
717
00:31:22.960 --> 00:31:24.920
Like you go there and No one's been a hardcunt.
718
00:31:25.000 --> 00:31:28.599
Everyone's just like friendly and it was pretty cool there anyway.
719
00:31:28.680 --> 00:31:32.839
But that was our favorite place Portugal and then Nice
720
00:31:32.880 --> 00:31:34.599
a run. Now this is where the fuckery starts, and
721
00:31:34.680 --> 00:31:36.359
this is where this is what the people want to hear,
722
00:31:36.400 --> 00:31:37.839
the fact everyone was no one wasn't here about the
723
00:31:37.880 --> 00:31:39.599
good times you had, because you know, Europe for three
724
00:31:39.640 --> 00:31:43.000
months is a good time. Yeah. So we've heard about
725
00:31:43.359 --> 00:31:45.680
the luggage, right the luggage, and that wasn't even lost,
726
00:31:45.680 --> 00:31:48.200
that was just trapped luggage. Right now in Nice, France,
727
00:31:48.279 --> 00:31:51.759
beautiful hot, beautiful though beach right there, We're going beach
728
00:31:51.839 --> 00:31:54.400
days the whole day. This one beach day. I got
729
00:31:54.440 --> 00:31:57.279
the beach bag. Beach bag I got. I always throw
730
00:31:57.400 --> 00:31:59.160
the important stuff in the beach bag, but I do
731
00:31:59.279 --> 00:32:01.400
I throw miss laneously in there. I don't throw in
732
00:32:01.480 --> 00:32:03.200
a little bag. I throw the room key in there,
733
00:32:03.519 --> 00:32:05.759
throw the wallet in there, I throw the beach towns
734
00:32:05.759 --> 00:32:07.480
in there, throw the sunscreen in there, I throw it,
735
00:32:07.680 --> 00:32:11.279
you know, or everything in there. Toy's lipbumb can't forget that, right.
736
00:32:11.680 --> 00:32:13.799
So I'm just like, we get back to the Airbnb
737
00:32:13.880 --> 00:32:15.519
and I'm like, we're searching for the room key, and
738
00:32:15.559 --> 00:32:17.480
I'm like fucking or whatever, and I give it to toy.
739
00:32:17.519 --> 00:32:19.039
I'm like, ohy look for this. I'm fucking over it.
740
00:32:19.160 --> 00:32:19.240
Right.
741
00:32:19.480 --> 00:32:21.359
She looks for it, she starts pulling out everything for
742
00:32:21.400 --> 00:32:23.319
the bag, and you know it's bad when they start,
743
00:32:23.599 --> 00:32:26.279
when they start removing items. She doesn't find it straight away.
744
00:32:26.359 --> 00:32:27.839
No, no, doesn't find it.
745
00:32:27.920 --> 00:32:29.480
And I'm like and I'm like, oh, this is bad.
746
00:32:29.680 --> 00:32:31.160
This is bad. So I look for it myself and
747
00:32:31.200 --> 00:32:32.920
I'm like, I'm trying to find pockets that don't even exist.
748
00:32:33.000 --> 00:32:34.680
I might trying to like do make a slip in
749
00:32:34.759 --> 00:32:37.759
the in the you know, exterior, the interior of the bag.
750
00:32:38.640 --> 00:32:41.000
Don't find this thing. And I'm like, fuck. And we've
751
00:32:41.039 --> 00:32:43.240
been out all day beach hopping, like there's no way
752
00:32:43.440 --> 00:32:46.000
there's retracing my steps. It doesn't exist, right. I ring
753
00:32:46.079 --> 00:32:48.079
the Airbnb girl and I'm like, hey, listen, you're very
754
00:32:48.119 --> 00:32:51.279
broken English. And I'm like, I've lost the Airbnb room key.
755
00:32:51.599 --> 00:32:53.519
I was wondering if you could drop another one off,
756
00:32:53.640 --> 00:32:55.960
or if you get one cut. I'll pay the money.
757
00:32:56.000 --> 00:32:58.319
It's the money's not the issue. I'm sorry to inconvenience you,
758
00:32:58.440 --> 00:33:00.920
yadda YadA whatever. All these fucking biggest of big English words.
759
00:33:00.960 --> 00:33:02.880
And she was like, you lost the key and I'm
760
00:33:02.880 --> 00:33:05.279
like yeah. She's like, I'm staying three hours away at
761
00:33:05.319 --> 00:33:07.240
my daughter's place tonight. I wasn't going to come back
762
00:33:07.279 --> 00:33:09.480
to nice like tonight. She's like, what are you gonna do?
763
00:33:09.519 --> 00:33:11.440
And I'm like, what am I gonna do? I'm like fuck,
764
00:33:11.480 --> 00:33:13.279
I'm like I thought I just assumed you were going
765
00:33:13.319 --> 00:33:15.319
to be closer. You had an extra key. I'm like fuck.
766
00:33:15.400 --> 00:33:17.119
She's like, where did you lose it? I'm like, it's
767
00:33:17.160 --> 00:33:18.759
like your mum and dad asking you when you're like,
768
00:33:18.839 --> 00:33:21.160
when's the last time you remember having If I fucking
769
00:33:21.279 --> 00:33:23.880
remembered that, I would be it wouldn't be have it.
770
00:33:24.480 --> 00:33:26.440
So I'm just like so, I'm like, okay, she goes,
771
00:33:26.599 --> 00:33:27.920
let me call you back. I'm trying to work something
772
00:33:27.960 --> 00:33:30.599
out right, so she I hang on the phone. Toy
773
00:33:30.680 --> 00:33:32.720
cees that we left were staying on the first level, right,
774
00:33:32.799 --> 00:33:34.599
so the ground first level, toy is like, we left
775
00:33:34.640 --> 00:33:37.599
both windows open, right sitting there by fl windows least
776
00:33:37.680 --> 00:33:38.960
we left both of them, but if we can get
777
00:33:39.039 --> 00:33:42.720
up there, and this is like high and I'm like fuck.
778
00:33:42.799 --> 00:33:44.160
So I looked down the road and there was this
779
00:33:44.279 --> 00:33:46.200
friendly baker that he's a guy that backed his own
780
00:33:46.200 --> 00:33:47.880
bread that we used to get her. So I ran
781
00:33:47.960 --> 00:33:50.519
down to him with Google Translate in my hand, already typing,
782
00:33:50.880 --> 00:33:54.759
we need extension ladder. We lost the keys to our apartment.
783
00:33:54.799 --> 00:33:58.160
We need to get in. So I go, oh, fucking whatever,
784
00:33:58.559 --> 00:34:04.160
high is, fucking whatever, boy whatever, And I showed him
785
00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:06.079
that and he's like and he's like oh, and he
786
00:34:06.160 --> 00:34:07.960
reads it and he tries to type, but he's old
787
00:34:08.000 --> 00:34:10.960
so he can't really try. So I put it on. Yeah,
788
00:34:13.719 --> 00:34:16.159
I pulled it away from me and speak speak and
789
00:34:16.280 --> 00:34:19.159
he's speaking in fucking French, right, and he comes back
790
00:34:19.199 --> 00:34:21.480
with I have friends. I have friends, Like that's all
791
00:34:21.519 --> 00:34:23.559
I could make of it. And his friends come walking
792
00:34:23.559 --> 00:34:25.679
down the road and they start they form a huddle
793
00:34:25.719 --> 00:34:30.400
around me, right, and they threw you up and they're
794
00:34:30.400 --> 00:34:32.719
speaking in French, and I felt like it was I
795
00:34:32.760 --> 00:34:36.679
felt like I was in anfl scrum or a Rugby
796
00:34:36.760 --> 00:34:39.079
league scrumb but I didn't know the play because it
797
00:34:39.159 --> 00:34:42.000
was in French. So I was like, they're convening between
798
00:34:42.039 --> 00:34:43.639
each other, and I'm like, but I can tell by
799
00:34:43.679 --> 00:34:46.280
the body language they're coming up with something. But they're
800
00:34:46.559 --> 00:34:48.679
they're cooking, right. So I looked out at Toy and
801
00:34:48.760 --> 00:34:50.440
Toy is sitting in the gutter on the side of
802
00:34:50.480 --> 00:34:54.639
her hand. They had her hands in her She's like, funk,
803
00:34:54.719 --> 00:34:57.639
this caun't right. And I go but she looks back
804
00:34:57.639 --> 00:34:59.760
and I go, this is good, Like we've got something right, Like.
805
00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:00.800
Don't even know what this says.
806
00:35:01.400 --> 00:35:02.920
I can tell. I can tell I had a good feeling.
807
00:35:03.400 --> 00:35:05.599
One of his friends go wait here, wait here, right.
808
00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:08.440
He runs down the road. He's gone for about ten minutes.
809
00:35:08.480 --> 00:35:10.480
He comes back with this ladder that's about looks like
810
00:35:10.559 --> 00:35:13.000
a five four foot ladder like this, and I'm like, bro,
811
00:35:13.360 --> 00:35:16.440
I need an extendo extendo, you know, like and he goes,
812
00:35:16.480 --> 00:35:18.840
oh yeah, we wei and he presses a button and
813
00:35:18.920 --> 00:35:21.519
then extends out. It's one of those ones that fold
814
00:35:21.559 --> 00:35:22.119
into each other.
815
00:35:22.239 --> 00:35:22.599
OK.
816
00:35:22.760 --> 00:35:24.519
So I'm like, fuck yeah, I'm running down the road
817
00:35:24.559 --> 00:35:26.800
with this long ass extension ladder. I throw it over
818
00:35:26.840 --> 00:35:28.719
the fence. I jump over the fence, I put it
819
00:35:28.840 --> 00:35:30.719
up against the wall. I go to get up to
820
00:35:30.760 --> 00:35:32.679
the top level of this ladder and I'm at the
821
00:35:33.000 --> 00:35:35.760
very tippy top. I'm talking. I'm in my slides, I'm
822
00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:38.280
in my slides no shirt, and I'm reaching up to
823
00:35:38.400 --> 00:35:41.320
this window sill, but I'm full extendo. I'm full extendo,
824
00:35:41.400 --> 00:35:43.079
but so i can't pull myself up, and I'm like,
825
00:35:43.159 --> 00:35:45.679
what the fuck, I'm almost shaken, right. So Tory is like,
826
00:35:45.679 --> 00:35:47.920
get down, get down, and this sixty five year old can't.
827
00:35:47.920 --> 00:35:50.039
But he's a spry old dude. He's one of those
828
00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:52.639
healthy old guys like you work out or go there,
829
00:35:52.760 --> 00:35:54.079
and yeah, he goes, get down, get down. I'm like,
830
00:35:54.119 --> 00:35:55.800
what's this old I'm going to do? Next minute?
831
00:35:55.840 --> 00:35:55.960
Bro?
832
00:35:56.280 --> 00:35:59.000
He runs up the ladder like a spider monkey, puts
833
00:35:59.039 --> 00:36:01.079
his hands on the window seel. He puts his leg
834
00:36:01.199 --> 00:36:03.199
on this duct like a metal duck that had like
835
00:36:03.320 --> 00:36:05.840
cables in it that was like dodgerly drilled to the
836
00:36:05.920 --> 00:36:09.199
wall dodgerly, and he pushes up off that uses the duck,
837
00:36:09.400 --> 00:36:12.679
and the duck starts going this and he just makes it,
838
00:36:13.119 --> 00:36:15.519
hurls himself through our bedroom window and he lets us
839
00:36:15.519 --> 00:36:21.840
into our apartment and I'm like, I'm screaming. I literally
840
00:36:21.920 --> 00:36:24.039
screamed mad cunt like three times to him, and he
841
00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:26.519
just looked at me like like what helped?
842
00:36:27.480 --> 00:36:28.199
What's mad cut?
843
00:36:28.280 --> 00:36:30.480
Yeah? And I'm like me, because that's like thank you
844
00:36:30.519 --> 00:36:32.199
in French. I'm like, mer I kissed him on the
845
00:36:32.239 --> 00:36:35.840
fucking forehead. Next minute, the Airbnb girls call me. She
846
00:36:35.960 --> 00:36:39.039
said someone's breaking in. Her neighbor said someone's breaking into
847
00:36:39.119 --> 00:36:42.000
an Airbnb. So she starts having a bit of a
848
00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:44.880
tantrum at me because it's broken English. She doesn't know
849
00:36:44.920 --> 00:36:47.000
what's happening. And I told her, I just told her
850
00:36:47.079 --> 00:36:48.639
I was the person that was. I didn't want to
851
00:36:48.679 --> 00:36:50.480
tell her that a random baker from down the road
852
00:36:50.639 --> 00:36:53.039
was helping me break into her house. So I said, listen,
853
00:36:53.079 --> 00:36:56.159
we didn't want you to leave your daughter's house, you know, tonight.
854
00:36:56.400 --> 00:36:58.280
We wanted you to just not like, not bother you.
855
00:36:58.400 --> 00:37:00.280
And then tomorrow, when you get back to Nice, then
856
00:37:00.320 --> 00:37:02.360
you can give us a spare key. We'll wait here
857
00:37:02.480 --> 00:37:04.840
all data morrow if that's what it takes, but whenever
858
00:37:04.880 --> 00:37:06.760
you're ready, give us the spare key, and I'll pay
859
00:37:06.800 --> 00:37:09.400
you the money, like just so we don't inconvenience you further, right,
860
00:37:09.840 --> 00:37:11.920
So she was like, okay, okay, whatever. So then the
861
00:37:11.960 --> 00:37:13.639
next day she drops off the key, I'll give her
862
00:37:13.639 --> 00:37:16.440
one hundred and eighty dollars in aud for the two keys,
863
00:37:17.079 --> 00:37:19.480
and then that's that she hated us for it, though
864
00:37:19.559 --> 00:37:21.920
I hated us, like she was so dirty at us
865
00:37:21.960 --> 00:37:24.760
after that. But that was the first first of many.
866
00:37:25.000 --> 00:37:28.000
Fast forward now two days. Two days, we go on
867
00:37:28.039 --> 00:37:31.440
to Tuscany. Okay, we go to Tuscany, We get we
868
00:37:31.599 --> 00:37:36.320
get where we're going from Florence, sorry, nice to Rome
869
00:37:36.480 --> 00:37:39.679
forty minutes stopover then to Florence, and then we drive
870
00:37:39.760 --> 00:37:43.719
from Florence to Tuscany. We drive an hour from Florence
871
00:37:45.159 --> 00:37:50.559
airport to Tuscany and we get there. Sorry. Sorry. We
872
00:37:50.599 --> 00:37:52.480
get to the Florence airport and then I'm waiting for
873
00:37:52.559 --> 00:37:54.840
my bag and I'm just like, my bag comes off,
874
00:37:55.039 --> 00:37:57.239
second off the rank, and I'm like, mad, Right, We're
875
00:37:57.239 --> 00:37:59.440
waiting for Toy's bag, waiting for Toy's bag, waiting for
876
00:37:59.519 --> 00:38:03.199
Tori's bag's man, and then they go. The guy goes,
877
00:38:03.480 --> 00:38:05.280
that's it for the luggage on this flight, and I'm like,
878
00:38:05.800 --> 00:38:09.679
what the actual fuck? They've left her luggage in Rome, right,
879
00:38:09.960 --> 00:38:12.119
which I worked out, we worked out later. My sister
880
00:38:12.199 --> 00:38:14.280
said this, they do this in Rome. They do this
881
00:38:14.440 --> 00:38:16.440
a lot, because we've known a lot of people to
882
00:38:16.480 --> 00:38:18.840
lose their luggage in Rome. Apparently what they do if
883
00:38:18.880 --> 00:38:20.960
the flight is too full because he has some cons
884
00:38:21.000 --> 00:38:24.480
have three full bags for one person if the flight's
885
00:38:24.519 --> 00:38:26.599
two full baggage wise, they leave it for the next
886
00:38:26.639 --> 00:38:30.320
flight purposefully. Oh yeah, sometimes maybe not all the time,
887
00:38:30.320 --> 00:38:32.360
maybe this fuck ups, but apparently a lot of the
888
00:38:32.440 --> 00:38:35.159
time they leave it purposely. So we're in lost and found,
889
00:38:35.480 --> 00:38:37.760
freaking out on what's going on, and they go, it's
890
00:38:37.960 --> 00:38:40.280
Friday right now, right Friday night, and they're like, oh,
891
00:38:40.400 --> 00:38:42.320
your bags will get to your hotel if you leave
892
00:38:42.360 --> 00:38:45.000
where you're staying by Monday. And we were leaving Tuscany
893
00:38:45.079 --> 00:38:47.440
on Thursday. So it was good. But Tori had to
894
00:38:47.480 --> 00:38:49.800
re wear the same clothes, same undies for three days.
895
00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:51.599
She had to shower, she had to wash her undies
896
00:38:51.639 --> 00:38:54.199
in the shower and like wash her armpit, bits of
897
00:38:54.280 --> 00:38:57.320
the of the shirt because it was hot. Bro over there,
898
00:38:57.360 --> 00:39:00.199
it was hot. So she wore the same items of clas.
899
00:39:01.239 --> 00:39:03.400
So fucked up. Can't tell them give you the money
900
00:39:03.400 --> 00:39:05.840
back here? Yeah, that's bullshit.
901
00:39:05.960 --> 00:39:08.320
Yeah, so they fucked they fucked us there, bro So,
902
00:39:08.400 --> 00:39:10.239
but that was like another thing, you know what I mean,
903
00:39:10.320 --> 00:39:11.440
like another thing fucking.
904
00:39:11.599 --> 00:39:12.639
At least it wasn't your fault.
905
00:39:13.280 --> 00:39:15.719
Yeah, but I'll tell you what was my fault. So
906
00:39:15.960 --> 00:39:18.559
in Tuscany, Right, I had to drive, so I wanted
907
00:39:18.599 --> 00:39:22.159
to release any unwanted baggage from my bum bag. Right,
908
00:39:22.320 --> 00:39:24.599
I had my passport in there, her passport. I had
909
00:39:24.639 --> 00:39:27.079
the wallet. I had my international driver's license. You were
910
00:39:27.400 --> 00:39:28.880
the passport, both both both?
911
00:39:29.199 --> 00:39:29.880
What the fuck?
912
00:39:30.039 --> 00:39:33.760
Yeah? So mind you, We're far into the trip and
913
00:39:33.800 --> 00:39:36.039
I've had no mishaps other than the lug.
914
00:39:37.639 --> 00:39:38.119
Room key.
915
00:39:38.559 --> 00:39:40.320
The lug is the room keep. But in terms of
916
00:39:40.360 --> 00:39:44.559
the passports, though, were sweet. So I remember I was
917
00:39:44.760 --> 00:39:46.840
thinking to myself, you know what, I don't want to
918
00:39:46.960 --> 00:39:50.360
carry her passport on me because I'm like, I don't
919
00:39:50.440 --> 00:39:52.639
need it. It's just fucking filling up this bum bag
920
00:39:52.679 --> 00:39:54.079
even more. And I didn't want to put it in
921
00:39:54.119 --> 00:39:57.199
the room safe because I've heard about hotel people stealing
922
00:39:57.280 --> 00:39:59.599
from the safes. So I put it in the side
923
00:39:59.679 --> 00:40:03.480
draw table of like our bedroom, our bed. So I
924
00:40:03.559 --> 00:40:05.079
go to Tory out loud. I was like she was
925
00:40:05.119 --> 00:40:06.880
doing shit. I was like, Tory, I'm putting your passport
926
00:40:06.920 --> 00:40:08.880
in the side a drawer table of the bed. Boom.
927
00:40:09.400 --> 00:40:11.679
We do our thing, We go driving, have a mad
928
00:40:11.760 --> 00:40:14.760
time in Tuscany. It was beautiful two days pass and
929
00:40:14.880 --> 00:40:16.320
we go to leave and we're like, we got everything.
930
00:40:16.360 --> 00:40:18.239
I'm like, yeah, we got everything. Let's go right. We
931
00:40:18.360 --> 00:40:21.519
get an hour. We have an hour's drive from Tuscany
932
00:40:21.880 --> 00:40:24.360
to the car Hire place outside the airport, and then
933
00:40:24.400 --> 00:40:25.840
we go to them. From the airport, we get a
934
00:40:25.920 --> 00:40:30.679
train to the train station, small train, small train. Then
935
00:40:30.719 --> 00:40:32.639
we get a three and a half hour train from
936
00:40:32.719 --> 00:40:36.280
Florence to Rome. We get to Rome. It's my birthday, right,
937
00:40:36.320 --> 00:40:39.559
it's my birthday. I'm rolling Siggi's, I'm playing music. I'm
938
00:40:39.559 --> 00:40:41.559
meeting Josh Pimento, a mate of mine. He was on
939
00:40:41.639 --> 00:40:43.800
a kentucki in Rome that same day, and he goes,
940
00:40:43.920 --> 00:40:46.119
let's watch Australia's Egypt on the World Cup tonight with
941
00:40:46.199 --> 00:40:48.719
the boys at the Kentucky pub we're going to. I'm
942
00:40:48.760 --> 00:40:51.239
like mad, vibes are high, I'm listening to music. I
943
00:40:51.320 --> 00:40:53.159
might rolling Siggi's, I might have one now, might have
944
00:40:53.199 --> 00:40:55.199
a signing, now, I might smarck up now. And then
945
00:40:55.280 --> 00:40:57.360
Tory goes, where's my passport? And I look through the
946
00:40:58.639 --> 00:41:00.960
and I'm like like no, no, no, I'm like, the
947
00:41:01.000 --> 00:41:03.000
passport's not in here, and she's like, what do you
948
00:41:03.079 --> 00:41:05.000
mean I'm like, you must have because there were times
949
00:41:05.039 --> 00:41:06.679
where she grabbed it, gave her back to me and
950
00:41:06.679 --> 00:41:08.960
grabbed it, gave you must have it on you. She's like,
951
00:41:09.199 --> 00:41:10.719
what the fuck, I don't have it on me at all.
952
00:41:10.960 --> 00:41:12.719
She starts pulling. I'm talking about when I went in
953
00:41:12.800 --> 00:41:15.840
the room, she had pulled out everything on her luggage
954
00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:18.519
on the floor like a Bombit hit it. Then it
955
00:41:18.639 --> 00:41:20.920
created PTSD for me, like because I remember in twenty
956
00:41:20.960 --> 00:41:24.199
twenty three in Athens, I lost my passport. I left
957
00:41:24.239 --> 00:41:26.280
it in the uber's uber driver's car. He had to
958
00:41:26.360 --> 00:41:28.119
drive it to me like the next day. So I
959
00:41:28.199 --> 00:41:30.480
started having like PTSD and I was like, oh my god,
960
00:41:30.599 --> 00:41:33.239
you lost your you lost your passport because I didn't
961
00:41:33.599 --> 00:41:35.480
know that I had lost it, so I thought she
962
00:41:35.599 --> 00:41:37.320
had lost it. And I was in disbelief because she,
963
00:41:38.719 --> 00:41:43.559
on the other you lost it now, And then I'm like,
964
00:41:43.639 --> 00:41:45.079
oh my god, you've lost your puzzle. Shees, no, I
965
00:41:45.079 --> 00:41:48.639
would never have lost it. And I knelt down to
966
00:41:48.760 --> 00:41:50.840
her this and I got like, I was like game face,
967
00:41:50.920 --> 00:41:53.760
and I was like, Bube, when's we were just in
968
00:41:53.800 --> 00:41:55.760
the hotel room in Tuscany. When's the last time you
969
00:41:55.800 --> 00:41:57.239
remember having it in the hotel room. And when I
970
00:41:57.320 --> 00:42:01.280
said that, it unlocked a memory of me left in Yeah,
971
00:42:01.320 --> 00:42:03.480
because when I said that, I remember me going bob
972
00:42:03.599 --> 00:42:08.280
By'm believing the first sport in the side table. And
973
00:42:08.360 --> 00:42:09.760
then I'm like, oh my god, it's in the side
974
00:42:09.760 --> 00:42:12.000
table at Tuscany. And she leans back on the couch
975
00:42:12.559 --> 00:42:15.360
and she's like in her hands in a head in
976
00:42:15.400 --> 00:42:19.039
her hands again and she's like, I cannot fucking believe you.
977
00:42:19.360 --> 00:42:22.199
And I'm like, and I am going into solution mode
978
00:42:22.320 --> 00:42:25.280
times ten. My heart starts racing. I called it. I
979
00:42:25.440 --> 00:42:27.519
call it. I call the hotel. I call the hotel
980
00:42:27.559 --> 00:42:29.400
and the hotel's like, I tell them what room was
981
00:42:29.400 --> 00:42:30.719
staying at. I tell them what side of the bet
982
00:42:30.760 --> 00:42:33.559
I put it on. They find it right, I'm on
983
00:42:33.719 --> 00:42:35.360
hold for like two minutes. They find it. They're like,
984
00:42:35.400 --> 00:42:37.960
we have it, we have it. It was two options.
985
00:42:38.199 --> 00:42:40.880
The two options were I'd do a five hour trip
986
00:42:40.960 --> 00:42:43.639
one way to go get it myself, including a train
987
00:42:43.719 --> 00:42:46.360
and a private driver, and then I go five hours
988
00:42:46.440 --> 00:42:49.519
back private driver train. That's ten hours round trip. So
989
00:42:49.559 --> 00:42:51.159
I would have missed the whole day of sight seeing
990
00:42:51.199 --> 00:42:53.320
in Rome. While Tory did the sight seeing by herself
991
00:42:53.480 --> 00:42:55.760
and it would have cost me eight hundred Australian or
992
00:42:56.159 --> 00:42:58.519
I would pay, which I ended up paying eleven hundred
993
00:42:58.519 --> 00:43:00.519
Australian for a driver from the hotel held to drive
994
00:43:00.599 --> 00:43:01.639
four and a half hours.
995
00:43:01.840 --> 00:43:03.039
You can't mail it, no.
996
00:43:03.440 --> 00:43:05.199
No, because we did it. It was it wouldn't make
997
00:43:05.239 --> 00:43:07.280
it any time we did the passport right, We're only
998
00:43:07.360 --> 00:43:09.519
in Rome for five days. The mail would have taken more.
999
00:43:09.800 --> 00:43:11.960
So I go, okay, it was eight hundred dollars for
1000
00:43:12.039 --> 00:43:13.800
me to waste a whole day in Rome and missed,
1001
00:43:13.960 --> 00:43:17.119
missed the vat can missed this or for four hundred
1002
00:43:17.119 --> 00:43:20.599
dollars more or three hundred dollars more like how much
1003
00:43:20.639 --> 00:43:23.679
for your driver? They send a James Bond looking motherfucker
1004
00:43:23.719 --> 00:43:25.920
with a black tie and a full blaze and tucks
1005
00:43:26.599 --> 00:43:31.559
here you go. Next day. The next day it comes
1006
00:43:31.599 --> 00:43:33.320
and he drops off the passport. I give him kiss
1007
00:43:33.400 --> 00:43:34.960
on the cheek or a kiss on the cheek, and
1008
00:43:35.039 --> 00:43:37.519
I paid eleven hundred ithllion. So so far ready we
1009
00:43:37.639 --> 00:43:41.199
got the keys, oh, the room keys, one hundred, one
1010
00:43:41.280 --> 00:43:43.639
hundred and eighty dollars the room keys. We got eleven
1011
00:43:43.760 --> 00:43:46.360
hundred for the passport. So that's what's one hundred and
1012
00:43:46.360 --> 00:43:49.679
eighty plus eleven hundred third twelve hundred and eighty dollars
1013
00:43:49.760 --> 00:43:53.360
A fuck up so far, but there's more right. This
1014
00:43:53.559 --> 00:43:55.800
is why number one rule. I always say this because
1015
00:43:55.800 --> 00:43:58.039
my wife always says to me, oh, let's put our
1016
00:43:58.079 --> 00:44:00.920
passports in the safe. I said, no, leave him in
1017
00:44:01.000 --> 00:44:03.320
the fucking carry on bags, because we're going to leave
1018
00:44:03.360 --> 00:44:05.320
here and forget to check the safe, and we're going
1019
00:44:05.400 --> 00:44:07.599
to get to the fucking airport. My number one rule
1020
00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:11.239
is the passport stay in my carry on bag.
1021
00:44:11.599 --> 00:44:13.440
It does not leave. I don't take it with me.
1022
00:44:13.599 --> 00:44:16.039
It stays in the fucking bag. And then if I
1023
00:44:16.079 --> 00:44:17.159
have to hide the bag.
1024
00:44:18.679 --> 00:44:20.599
In the safe, under the bed, wherever you put the bag,
1025
00:44:20.639 --> 00:44:22.360
because then when you grab the bag and you do
1026
00:44:22.440 --> 00:44:23.159
your little check, you.
1027
00:44:23.159 --> 00:44:25.599
Gote think my passport's in here. Yeah, number one rule.
1028
00:44:25.639 --> 00:44:26.239
Your fuck face.
1029
00:44:26.719 --> 00:44:29.440
You said you said you spent eight grand each, Well
1030
00:44:29.840 --> 00:44:31.519
that's three grand of that was fuck up.
1031
00:44:32.679 --> 00:44:34.079
I tell you what I like to say. It was
1032
00:44:34.159 --> 00:44:36.000
eight grand about joint money. But I'd like to think
1033
00:44:36.039 --> 00:44:38.599
that I saved in my own account. I saved Joey
1034
00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:41.840
fuck uppery account. I have a Joey fuck up account,
1035
00:44:42.239 --> 00:44:44.960
and I had the money and I had I had more.
1036
00:44:45.239 --> 00:44:47.239
But regardless if you have the money or not, it
1037
00:44:47.320 --> 00:44:49.679
still hurts. Like I had the money and I had
1038
00:44:49.800 --> 00:44:52.400
I had more, but I didn't have to spend that
1039
00:44:52.519 --> 00:44:54.280
Like it wasn't like I bought a PS five I
1040
00:44:54.320 --> 00:44:55.480
could have. I do you know how long I've been
1041
00:44:55.480 --> 00:44:57.239
holding off by a PS five because it costs fourteen
1042
00:44:57.320 --> 00:44:59.400
hundred dollars or whatever. I could have bought a PS
1043
00:44:59.480 --> 00:45:02.480
five p or whatever the fuck. So it hurts, right,
1044
00:45:02.559 --> 00:45:05.079
it stings, But hey, hey, that's not where it stops.
1045
00:45:05.519 --> 00:45:07.719
There's there is much more where that comes from. So
1046
00:45:07.960 --> 00:45:09.760
I'll skip a few countries just to tell you the
1047
00:45:09.840 --> 00:45:12.280
last fuck up. Malta, the second last stop of the trip.
1048
00:45:12.679 --> 00:45:15.480
There are swimming spots up the wazoo. I'm talking about.
1049
00:45:15.880 --> 00:45:18.280
You know, there's no we don't really know for beaches,
1050
00:45:18.360 --> 00:45:21.840
but they're more like here's a mad rocky cliff, but
1051
00:45:21.920 --> 00:45:24.000
then you go off the rock, you drop off the rock,
1052
00:45:24.079 --> 00:45:26.920
and then there's mad water, like blue like gatorade, similar
1053
00:45:26.960 --> 00:45:30.480
to Austria in terms of color. Right, And I remember
1054
00:45:30.480 --> 00:45:33.480
we on this little rocky beach and I brought us lunch,
1055
00:45:33.800 --> 00:45:35.920
and Tory was on the sun bed chilling I bought
1056
00:45:35.960 --> 00:45:38.239
me a bolonnaise. I bought her a burger and chips,
1057
00:45:38.440 --> 00:45:40.119
and then before we tuck in, she's like, let's just
1058
00:45:40.199 --> 00:45:43.000
go for a swim because fucking I'm too hot. We
1059
00:45:43.079 --> 00:45:44.039
need to go for a swim and then we can
1060
00:45:44.119 --> 00:45:45.880
have it when we're dripping wet, you know, so we're cool.
1061
00:45:46.440 --> 00:45:48.840
So we jump in the water, and I'm like, I'm
1062
00:45:48.880 --> 00:45:52.440
loving life, bro, I'm jumping water. I'm floating. I'm floating
1063
00:45:52.559 --> 00:45:55.320
like this on my back and I remember thinking. I
1064
00:45:55.400 --> 00:45:59.480
remember thinking to myself, I'm like, my life is pretty sweet, right.
1065
00:45:59.519 --> 00:46:01.119
Like I'm like, I'm like, do you know when you're
1066
00:46:01.119 --> 00:46:03.079
floating and the sun is hitting the top half of
1067
00:46:03.079 --> 00:46:05.079
your body, but you're did you jump in the water with?
1068
00:46:05.440 --> 00:46:07.320
So I get out of the water and we're eating
1069
00:46:07.440 --> 00:46:09.480
my food. We're eating the food. Twenty minutes have gone
1070
00:46:09.519 --> 00:46:11.159
by since I've been in the water, Right, twenty minutes,
1071
00:46:11.360 --> 00:46:13.239
Tori goes, all, right, where to next?
1072
00:46:13.320 --> 00:46:13.440
Right?
1073
00:46:13.559 --> 00:46:15.199
I go looking for my phone in the beach bag
1074
00:46:16.679 --> 00:46:18.639
and it's nowhere to be seen. Right, And I taped
1075
00:46:18.679 --> 00:46:22.719
my pockets, I tell, and my phone is in my pocket. Bro,
1076
00:46:23.119 --> 00:46:24.880
And I go, I go, I go to toy I'm
1077
00:46:24.880 --> 00:46:26.599
like the first thing I do. I look in the
1078
00:46:26.719 --> 00:46:30.000
charging I look in the charging port filled water. It's
1079
00:46:30.000 --> 00:46:32.920
almost like a cream pie. It's almost like my phone
1080
00:46:33.000 --> 00:46:35.480
had a cream pie of water in the charger, right,
1081
00:46:35.480 --> 00:46:37.760
it was seeping out of the charge. They waterproof these
1082
00:46:37.840 --> 00:46:39.920
do hold that? You mean when I was in the
1083
00:46:39.960 --> 00:46:42.000
water for five minutes floating for King King King of
1084
00:46:42.119 --> 00:46:44.039
the fucking King Kong, right, I mean, I'm in the
1085
00:46:44.079 --> 00:46:46.320
water going like this, my life's the best, and meanwhile
1086
00:46:46.320 --> 00:46:53.320
my phone's going And I remember I remember taking off,
1087
00:46:53.599 --> 00:46:55.760
taking off because toy goes, did you put in your
1088
00:46:55.800 --> 00:46:57.679
pocket after you got out of the water. And my
1089
00:46:57.800 --> 00:46:59.960
test of that, my theory, I took open the can
1090
00:47:00.519 --> 00:47:03.960
and then waters spent and I was like, oh my god.
1091
00:47:04.079 --> 00:47:06.039
And mind you, I was overdue for a new phone
1092
00:47:06.079 --> 00:47:08.480
for ages. But I remember being, like I said to Torri,
1093
00:47:08.559 --> 00:47:10.920
I go, what is wrong with my fucking brain? Cunt like,
1094
00:47:10.960 --> 00:47:14.039
because because everywhere in Europe, everywhere in Europe up until
1095
00:47:14.039 --> 00:47:16.960
this point, everywhere in Europe. Before I jump in, this
1096
00:47:17.119 --> 00:47:18.880
is the last thing I do. I'm about to jump in,
1097
00:47:19.000 --> 00:47:21.360
and I touched my pocket. It was it was a
1098
00:47:21.599 --> 00:47:23.800
habit the whole trip. I'd go you'd see me about
1099
00:47:23.800 --> 00:47:26.119
to jump in, and I'd go, I'd touch my legs,
1100
00:47:26.159 --> 00:47:28.719
my pocket's sweet. But this one time, bro, this one
1101
00:47:28.800 --> 00:47:30.679
time I just went whatever. I didn't even feel the
1102
00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:32.440
waves of the new phone. Yeah, new phone, ready to
1103
00:47:32.440 --> 00:47:34.920
get this. We had two different phone stores. I went
1104
00:47:34.960 --> 00:47:36.320
to one. He goes, I can't fix it. I go,
1105
00:47:36.440 --> 00:47:38.159
fuck that. I'm going to another guy. I seen what
1106
00:47:38.239 --> 00:47:40.039
he could do. Got another. I took it apart. Again,
1107
00:47:40.199 --> 00:47:42.559
can't fix it. I went to an iPhone store. I
1108
00:47:42.679 --> 00:47:44.800
bought this iPhone. So I was on an iPhone thirteen
1109
00:47:44.880 --> 00:47:48.679
before I bought a new iPhone fifteen screen protector, new case.
1110
00:47:48.960 --> 00:47:49.559
Guess how much?
1111
00:47:50.199 --> 00:47:50.800
Five hundred?
1112
00:47:51.639 --> 00:47:54.760
Not outright outright. I bought it outright, the whole phone,
1113
00:47:55.519 --> 00:48:00.559
three thirteen hundred, fifteen hundred, fifteen hundred. So right now,
1114
00:48:00.639 --> 00:48:03.719
let's do the math. We had twelve twelve eighty.
1115
00:48:03.840 --> 00:48:04.480
Let's do the math.
1116
00:48:04.880 --> 00:48:06.719
Twelve eighty plus fifteen hundred.
1117
00:48:07.199 --> 00:48:13.599
Here we go, so so far, twelve eighty plus fifteen hundred,
1118
00:48:14.480 --> 00:48:16.920
two thy seven hundred and eighty dollars eight.
1119
00:48:19.719 --> 00:48:23.559
Two ps five No one needs two pres five's. But
1120
00:48:23.599 --> 00:48:26.559
I would have bought it instead of paying that much money.
1121
00:48:26.599 --> 00:48:30.079
In fuck ups, but luckily Daddy had an extra savings
1122
00:48:30.360 --> 00:48:32.400
put aside. But daddy dolls want to get rid of
1123
00:48:32.440 --> 00:48:34.199
no money like that. I want to buy food that
1124
00:48:34.360 --> 00:48:36.599
that satisfied my hunger. You know, I would to buy drinks.
1125
00:48:37.079 --> 00:48:38.880
Quench is my first I want to buy anything. I
1126
00:48:38.880 --> 00:48:39.320
would to buy it.
1127
00:48:39.360 --> 00:48:43.719
That's so much money, so much money on stupid tory.
1128
00:48:44.000 --> 00:48:46.559
I don't know if she's a really patient woman or
1129
00:48:46.719 --> 00:48:47.559
what the heck?
1130
00:48:48.199 --> 00:48:50.880
Correct And I remember on the beach she was. I
1131
00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:53.000
told her she was my Nathan Cleary because she always
1132
00:48:53.039 --> 00:48:55.840
comes in clutch. So because like she when I lost
1133
00:48:55.920 --> 00:48:59.039
that phone, right, she was like, and sometimes it gets
1134
00:48:59.039 --> 00:49:00.800
to her, which it would get to any human. I'm
1135
00:49:00.800 --> 00:49:04.960
surprised she's dealt with me for seven Yeah, but she
1136
00:49:05.159 --> 00:49:07.519
but she literally went, all right, this phone shop, this
1137
00:49:07.679 --> 00:49:09.800
phone shop, all right, we can we can go to
1138
00:49:09.880 --> 00:49:12.079
this iPhone shop, which wasn't even Apple store by the way.
1139
00:49:12.239 --> 00:49:14.639
It was called I Center and it was a third party,
1140
00:49:15.559 --> 00:49:17.440
a third party one that sold Apple products, so it
1141
00:49:17.519 --> 00:49:19.480
wasn't even a full Apple store. But she was like,
1142
00:49:19.559 --> 00:49:21.280
let's go here, let's do that. When I was just
1143
00:49:21.360 --> 00:49:23.440
like headed, I was just like I can't believe this,
1144
00:49:23.639 --> 00:49:25.320
Like like she goes, it could have happened to anyone.
1145
00:49:25.400 --> 00:49:27.719
But I'm like, yeah, but if I hadn't lost the keys,
1146
00:49:27.760 --> 00:49:33.880
inn if I haven't, if I hadn't, but because if
1147
00:49:33.920 --> 00:49:36.000
that was isolated incident, jumping in the phone of the water,
1148
00:49:36.079 --> 00:49:40.320
I'm sure that happens to many people, but it shan't
1149
00:49:40.440 --> 00:49:43.679
happen after three other fuck ups. Like so it was
1150
00:49:44.119 --> 00:49:46.719
my brain bow is just fucking as fright as that
1151
00:49:46.800 --> 00:49:48.159
iPhone was in that salt water.
1152
00:49:48.280 --> 00:49:50.239
I think the phone in the water is okay too.
1153
00:49:50.280 --> 00:49:51.400
I think the elevator and.
1154
00:49:51.920 --> 00:49:54.719
Was out of those the passport was unforgivable, and the
1155
00:49:54.800 --> 00:49:58.280
keys bro and the keys passport and the keys. But
1156
00:49:58.480 --> 00:50:01.239
I think that you know, happens two out of the
1157
00:50:01.280 --> 00:50:03.320
three or two out of the four fuck ups is okay.
1158
00:50:03.599 --> 00:50:06.000
And when you're away as well, like it's you know,
1159
00:50:06.159 --> 00:50:06.760
shit happens.
1160
00:50:07.079 --> 00:50:09.079
I feel like when you're when you're and like when
1161
00:50:09.119 --> 00:50:10.400
we got to the end of the trip, when that
1162
00:50:10.599 --> 00:50:14.000
last unforgivable thing happened or not unforgivable, but like jumping
1163
00:50:14.039 --> 00:50:16.119
in the it was my phone, right, but still it
1164
00:50:16.440 --> 00:50:18.800
kind of ruined the day because we were just the mission.
1165
00:50:18.960 --> 00:50:21.360
The mission went from let's enjoy Malta to how do
1166
00:50:21.480 --> 00:50:23.280
I get a new iPhone? You jump in with her
1167
00:50:23.360 --> 00:50:28.880
passport for some reason in your pocket. It was just
1168
00:50:29.000 --> 00:50:31.000
like it was one of those things where I'm just like, man,
1169
00:50:31.800 --> 00:50:34.119
I miss home more like when something happens like that,
1170
00:50:34.239 --> 00:50:36.719
Like like you said, DZ, like when you're traveling, it's
1171
00:50:36.800 --> 00:50:38.639
more prone. You're more prone to fuck ups because you're
1172
00:50:38.679 --> 00:50:40.440
no longer just in your own home or at work
1173
00:50:40.599 --> 00:50:42.960
or at the gym. There's three places that you usually
1174
00:50:43.039 --> 00:50:45.079
are really at a nine to five when you're working
1175
00:50:45.280 --> 00:50:47.719
Monday at a Friday, you have three places. If you train,
1176
00:50:47.920 --> 00:50:50.400
that's a third place. But if not working home, when
1177
00:50:50.440 --> 00:50:51.840
you're going around, you're like, we've got to get a
1178
00:50:51.880 --> 00:50:54.159
train here, we got to get I'm doing the whole
1179
00:50:54.199 --> 00:50:55.920
pat down. I was good most of the time, hence
1180
00:50:55.960 --> 00:50:58.880
why I was trusted with the fucking passports. But then
1181
00:50:59.079 --> 00:51:01.239
just one you have one little you know what's funny
1182
00:51:01.280 --> 00:51:03.159
and tusky. I thought I was doing her a solid
1183
00:51:03.199 --> 00:51:05.480
but hiding it in the side table because I go
1184
00:51:05.599 --> 00:51:08.920
My rationale was if an intruder comes in, he's going
1185
00:51:09.000 --> 00:51:10.920
to go to the safe. Now he may have went
1186
00:51:11.000 --> 00:51:14.559
to the side table maybe, but it's not in place.
1187
00:51:14.880 --> 00:51:16.719
But I'm like, but, like you said, you need to
1188
00:51:16.840 --> 00:51:19.400
keep your passports in. If it's not in the bag,
1189
00:51:19.519 --> 00:51:21.239
should be on the dining room table where it's a villain.
1190
00:51:21.519 --> 00:51:21.960
You can see it.
1191
00:51:22.000 --> 00:51:24.360
You see it. Just if someone breaks in, then you
1192
00:51:24.400 --> 00:51:26.440
can just ask the hotel Hayes, one of your workers
1193
00:51:26.480 --> 00:51:28.519
clearly broke in and stole my ship. There's not going
1194
00:51:28.599 --> 00:51:30.000
to be a random off the street, you know what
1195
00:51:30.039 --> 00:51:31.960
I mean. But like, it was just.
1196
00:51:33.960 --> 00:51:36.760
Four major things out of three months in Europe for you.
1197
00:51:37.239 --> 00:51:44.400
It's not bad. It's not bad. I did lose a passport.
1198
00:51:46.320 --> 00:51:49.639
I can't believe Torri, let you hold the passport for
1199
00:51:49.760 --> 00:51:52.400
what happened last time. Yeah, well, I mean that's crazy.
1200
00:51:52.599 --> 00:51:54.119
All she goes to me at the end of the day,
1201
00:51:54.519 --> 00:51:59.760
you got to learn someday, not today, not this true.
1202
00:52:01.440 --> 00:52:04.679
Maybe South America America, but.
1203
00:52:05.079 --> 00:52:06.800
Real quick, real I know I've been harping on about
1204
00:52:06.840 --> 00:52:09.159
this for ages, but we basically went through everything essentially.
1205
00:52:09.840 --> 00:52:11.960
But there was a few points of discussion and a
1206
00:52:12.039 --> 00:52:14.559
few culture shocks. Now I know you said fans left questions,
1207
00:52:15.000 --> 00:52:17.320
so I might just do a few points of discussion
1208
00:52:17.320 --> 00:52:20.000
that we could just tap off because I'm over just
1209
00:52:20.079 --> 00:52:22.360
talking into a talking to you guys, and then it's
1210
00:52:22.440 --> 00:52:24.159
just like I get I'm not saying I'm not getting
1211
00:52:24.199 --> 00:52:25.800
nothing back, but I want to keep you guys involved
1212
00:52:25.800 --> 00:52:27.559
a little bit here. So there's a few points of
1213
00:52:27.599 --> 00:52:29.920
distrussion I picked up along the way, right, first topic
1214
00:52:30.280 --> 00:52:34.519
men cleaning female public toilets. What's your stance on that? Oh,
1215
00:52:35.719 --> 00:52:37.920
I never really thought about that, So I didn't thought
1216
00:52:37.920 --> 00:52:39.679
about that. I didn't give it. But in Europe, some
1217
00:52:39.840 --> 00:52:42.519
places they keep him pretty schmick. Some places they're shit.
1218
00:52:42.559 --> 00:52:43.880
But you got to go in there. Like Tory walked
1219
00:52:43.880 --> 00:52:45.159
in there once and there was a guy just standing
1220
00:52:45.159 --> 00:52:46.599
there with the mop, but he wasn't even doing anything,
1221
00:52:46.719 --> 00:52:51.039
and he just went it's spotless. That's a little strange
1222
00:52:51.960 --> 00:52:54.920
there with the mop. And she's like outside, yeah, but
1223
00:52:55.239 --> 00:52:57.519
in outside of the cubicles, and she went to go
1224
00:52:57.559 --> 00:53:00.159
to the toilet. And then he's just not really like
1225
00:53:00.239 --> 00:53:02.559
he's just meandering around like with the mob or whatever,
1226
00:53:02.840 --> 00:53:04.719
but he just doesn't leave, and like he just kind
1227
00:53:04.719 --> 00:53:08.039
of stays there and he might collect a euro, right
1228
00:53:08.159 --> 00:53:10.800
because it's like a euro or fifty cents or whatever,
1229
00:53:11.480 --> 00:53:14.159
but he's just there. But do you think, like, do
1230
00:53:14.239 --> 00:53:15.719
you think it doesn't matter because at the end of
1231
00:53:15.719 --> 00:53:18.119
the day, if you're it's your job. I'm half half
1232
00:53:18.159 --> 00:53:20.239
because if it's your job, as long as you're not
1233
00:53:20.360 --> 00:53:23.079
fucking literally like peaking. If there's a guy with the
1234
00:53:23.079 --> 00:53:27.360
brut he's dusting the top of this, he's dusting the
1235
00:53:27.400 --> 00:53:28.559
top of the cubicles, like I just need to make
1236
00:53:28.599 --> 00:53:31.199
sure this is clear. But if he's just kind of waiting,
1237
00:53:31.280 --> 00:53:33.719
then it's like whatever. But she just thinks it's weird.
1238
00:53:34.119 --> 00:53:36.760
Why can't they just have females cleaning the female toilets
1239
00:53:36.760 --> 00:53:37.639
and guys cleaning the.
1240
00:53:37.639 --> 00:53:41.079
Guys the only obviously I've seen females cleaning the male
1241
00:53:41.159 --> 00:53:44.320
toilets a lot here, But I think if you're a
1242
00:53:44.480 --> 00:53:46.960
dude in Europe and you're cleaning a female toilet, if
1243
00:53:46.960 --> 00:53:49.719
a female walks in, you should walk out, wait till
1244
00:53:49.719 --> 00:53:51.199
they're done, then going in.
1245
00:53:51.599 --> 00:54:04.280
Yeah she farts, do it again to loud, you capture
1246
00:54:04.280 --> 00:54:05.320
it in a jar and give it to me.
1247
00:54:05.480 --> 00:54:08.159
Yeah, maybe stand outside. That doesn't mean it happen. That's
1248
00:54:08.159 --> 00:54:09.679
a bit weird, especially in Europe.
1249
00:54:10.800 --> 00:54:14.159
Public laundry mats right sanitary or not, because when all's
1250
00:54:14.159 --> 00:54:16.119
going to you don't think it probably is because when
1251
00:54:16.159 --> 00:54:17.719
you think about it. You have the detergent, you have
1252
00:54:17.800 --> 00:54:19.519
the water. But then when I was thinking about it,
1253
00:54:19.559 --> 00:54:21.159
when I was getting my I went to a laundromat
1254
00:54:21.199 --> 00:54:23.480
once and I was just pondering over this, and I
1255
00:54:23.559 --> 00:54:26.559
was watching other people just get there, like closing there,
1256
00:54:26.599 --> 00:54:29.519
and I'm doing mine, and I'm like, how many times
1257
00:54:29.599 --> 00:54:32.480
I know it's self cleaning? I think because it's detergent,
1258
00:54:32.559 --> 00:54:35.440
But like, let's just say, you know, I mean, it
1259
00:54:35.440 --> 00:54:37.039
doesn't happen when it didn't really happen when I was
1260
00:54:37.079 --> 00:54:39.480
on the travels. But cum towels, all right, that's a
1261
00:54:39.519 --> 00:54:41.440
thing like coum towels and ship or do you use
1262
00:54:41.480 --> 00:54:47.079
toilet paper? Like to clean up? Do use toilet paper? Actually,
1263
00:54:47.079 --> 00:54:49.360
if you're trying for a kid, it all gets consumed
1264
00:54:50.199 --> 00:54:50.800
in a long time.
1265
00:54:51.239 --> 00:54:51.400
Yeah.
1266
00:54:51.440 --> 00:54:55.519
Sorry, See I might pull out games a plus. So
1267
00:54:55.800 --> 00:54:58.079
there's either usually and this might seem gross to a
1268
00:54:58.159 --> 00:55:00.719
lot of people, but most of the time it's toilet paper.
1269
00:55:01.000 --> 00:55:03.920
But then sometimes it's towels. So you got cum towels, right,
1270
00:55:04.199 --> 00:55:06.760
you got soft, you got soft the sundies that might
1271
00:55:06.840 --> 00:55:09.960
have skitties, but even not it's hot in Europe, it's skinny,
1272
00:55:10.039 --> 00:55:13.000
but it's hot, right, so you have coumtowers, skitty undies,
1273
00:55:13.000 --> 00:55:17.519
sweaty undies, you know, sweaty clothes, sweaty socks. So out
1274
00:55:17.559 --> 00:55:19.480
of how many uses, how many uses do you reckon that?
1275
00:55:19.559 --> 00:55:21.480
I was with how many uses have those machines got
1276
00:55:21.800 --> 00:55:25.960
in their lifetime? And how much of that is bacteria
1277
00:55:26.320 --> 00:55:28.760
that you're washing in your clothes and not Maybe this
1278
00:55:28.920 --> 00:55:31.320
is a germophobe thing. I'm not usually like this, but
1279
00:55:31.400 --> 00:55:32.679
this is how much time I had on my hands
1280
00:55:32.679 --> 00:55:36.119
when I was waiting for the waiting, staring, forty minute
1281
00:55:36.159 --> 00:55:37.960
cycle for this thing. And then I had a coffee
1282
00:55:37.960 --> 00:55:39.880
and I was just like watching this thing around. I'm like,
1283
00:55:40.159 --> 00:55:42.840
God's disgusting. Yeah, yeah, you know what I mean. I
1284
00:55:42.880 --> 00:55:45.079
don't know, Like, do you think it's one of those
1285
00:55:45.119 --> 00:55:47.039
things you just do, get it done, don't think about
1286
00:55:47.039 --> 00:55:49.000
it and go. That's what I'm thinking. I'm like, because
1287
00:55:49.000 --> 00:55:50.559
what are you gonna do? You're not gonna not wash your.
1288
00:55:51.079 --> 00:55:52.079
You need to wash your clothes.
1289
00:55:52.119 --> 00:55:54.280
I mean, I don't think it's that it's cooling in Italy.
1290
00:55:54.360 --> 00:55:56.920
We'll paying people like fucking ten yuro just to wash
1291
00:55:56.960 --> 00:55:57.760
our clothes for us.
1292
00:55:58.719 --> 00:56:01.119
What do you mean washing them by? You just take
1293
00:56:01.199 --> 00:56:03.119
him to like a little place and you just go.
1294
00:56:03.480 --> 00:56:05.960
See, that's weird because what if what if like some
1295
00:56:06.159 --> 00:56:09.039
horny guy gets Chloe'sundays and he starts you know what
1296
00:56:09.039 --> 00:56:10.840
I mean. I'm pretty sure there was a couple of
1297
00:56:10.880 --> 00:56:15.000
socks and ship missing. But that's weird.
1298
00:56:16.079 --> 00:56:16.760
Now, that's I don't know.
1299
00:56:17.119 --> 00:56:18.719
I never thought of a lot of that because when
1300
00:56:18.760 --> 00:56:21.599
I was in Belgium after that four day fucking festival,
1301
00:56:21.679 --> 00:56:24.039
we all had to go to the laundromat and we
1302
00:56:24.119 --> 00:56:25.199
were all that scattered.
1303
00:56:26.039 --> 00:56:30.000
Yeah, we're passed out on the laund floor.
1304
00:56:30.039 --> 00:56:32.320
I wasn't thinking about germif I wasn't a German fan,
1305
00:56:33.840 --> 00:56:35.840
was survival, how to breathe?
1306
00:56:38.480 --> 00:56:39.679
She was fucking gnarli Bro.
1307
00:56:40.480 --> 00:56:42.480
There was this one girl in Salzburg as well. We've
1308
00:56:42.480 --> 00:56:45.239
seen some girl not pay for her meal, her breakfast.
1309
00:56:45.320 --> 00:56:46.639
This is one of the three mornings we ate out
1310
00:56:46.639 --> 00:56:49.639
for breakfast. It was in Austria, and she did a runner.
1311
00:56:50.000 --> 00:56:51.360
She didn't run us. So this is what happened. And
1312
00:56:51.360 --> 00:56:52.960
I want to get your guys take on this, if
1313
00:56:52.960 --> 00:56:54.679
you would do this or not. So it was very
1314
00:56:54.760 --> 00:56:56.519
understaffed because it was like a Sunday, it was like
1315
00:56:56.559 --> 00:56:59.079
a holy day of a religious day, so very understaffed.
1316
00:56:59.440 --> 00:57:01.039
So the people that were on the front counter with
1317
00:57:01.119 --> 00:57:03.000
the people doing the waitressing. The people that are doing
1318
00:57:03.079 --> 00:57:06.079
waitressing were also the ones taking the bills and paying
1319
00:57:06.119 --> 00:57:08.559
and shit like getting people to pay. So we're waiting
1320
00:57:08.599 --> 00:57:12.199
in this line for about legit, fifteen minutes at least,
1321
00:57:12.320 --> 00:57:14.440
and in this line are people that A want to
1322
00:57:14.480 --> 00:57:18.679
sit down and eat, B want to pay, and then
1323
00:57:19.039 --> 00:57:21.920
and see, well, actually A and B, A and B
1324
00:57:22.360 --> 00:57:24.280
I want to sit down and pay. So there's people
1325
00:57:24.320 --> 00:57:25.920
in the line. It's a long line, people that want
1326
00:57:25.960 --> 00:57:28.119
to eat and people want to pay, and it's not
1327
00:57:28.199 --> 00:57:31.039
really moving. And then she'd come back from waitressing and pay.
1328
00:57:31.239 --> 00:57:33.840
Someone's going to pay. Pay. So this girl was waiting
1329
00:57:33.880 --> 00:57:35.960
there in line, which was just behind just in front
1330
00:57:36.000 --> 00:57:38.320
of us, for like ten minutes. She was there because
1331
00:57:38.320 --> 00:57:39.960
we were there as well. And then she was like
1332
00:57:40.039 --> 00:57:41.239
not at the front of the line, but she's there
1333
00:57:41.559 --> 00:57:44.519
and she's just like looking around. She goes, fuck this, yeah,
1334
00:57:44.599 --> 00:57:46.239
and it walks out and I'm like, I've got toy.
1335
00:57:46.320 --> 00:57:48.280
I'm like should we walk out as well? Like, because
1336
00:57:48.320 --> 00:57:50.239
they would not have known we would have been like
1337
00:57:50.280 --> 00:57:52.760
a green flag. Yeah, we would have been like you know,
1338
00:57:53.199 --> 00:57:55.320
a thief in the night, not even picked up on
1339
00:57:55.400 --> 00:57:58.000
nothing right. It was busy, it was fucking mayhem. But
1340
00:57:58.159 --> 00:58:00.760
Tori just goes clean content. It's man, we gotta, we
1341
00:58:00.840 --> 00:58:02.760
gotta just we got to pay. And I'm like, yeah, okay,
1342
00:58:02.800 --> 00:58:04.079
and we did the right thing. I would have felt
1343
00:58:04.119 --> 00:58:06.440
better paying, which we did. We waited an extra five
1344
00:58:06.519 --> 00:58:08.800
minutes after she left, but I was thinking, like, man,
1345
00:58:08.800 --> 00:58:11.280
what would you guys do if that was you. Would
1346
00:58:11.320 --> 00:58:13.800
you go take the win and just get a free
1347
00:58:13.920 --> 00:58:16.480
breaky or would you stay there and pay even though
1348
00:58:16.559 --> 00:58:19.159
it was annoying as fucking the line was barely moving.
1349
00:58:19.639 --> 00:58:20.280
I would have paid.
1350
00:58:20.679 --> 00:58:24.280
I don't I would pay even if you weren't going
1351
00:58:24.320 --> 00:58:25.840
to get caught because, like I said, it wasn't like
1352
00:58:25.920 --> 00:58:27.159
you had to slip by anyone.
1353
00:58:28.440 --> 00:58:30.280
I would have pay, even my wife.
1354
00:58:30.880 --> 00:58:32.639
My wife can't do shit like that. So we would
1355
00:58:32.639 --> 00:58:36.639
have waited there for three days if we had, we've
1356
00:58:36.679 --> 00:58:39.000
been here. It's like to the Titanic eighty three years.
1357
00:58:39.079 --> 00:58:41.519
Yeah, I'm definitely paying for that ship.
1358
00:58:41.800 --> 00:58:43.840
You were talking about public transport, by the way, which
1359
00:58:43.840 --> 00:58:45.880
I laughed about in last episode when you were saying
1360
00:58:45.920 --> 00:58:47.400
that someone was leaning a phone against the back of
1361
00:58:47.440 --> 00:58:52.880
your skull for the fucking public transport, like the trains
1362
00:58:52.960 --> 00:58:55.039
bo when you when you were saying, how you know
1363
00:58:55.119 --> 00:58:58.440
the trains fucked? When you see of people and then
1364
00:58:58.519 --> 00:59:01.519
like people get out, but sometimes people don't wait for
1365
00:59:01.559 --> 00:59:03.639
people to get out to get in, so people are
1366
00:59:03.639 --> 00:59:06.360
getting in and coming out the same time time. And
1367
00:59:06.480 --> 00:59:09.239
I'm like, I don't I get weird, Like I'm a germophobic.
1368
00:59:09.320 --> 00:59:12.280
I fell the first the laundromat and now this ready,
1369
00:59:12.400 --> 00:59:15.159
when I'm in public transport, I don't grab the rails
1370
00:59:15.199 --> 00:59:19.760
of my hand. I wrap my wrist around like a gift,
1371
00:59:19.960 --> 00:59:22.960
like a monkey he my wrist. My hand's not touching
1372
00:59:23.039 --> 00:59:26.760
my wrist because people grip that thing. Right. How many hands, bro,
1373
00:59:27.320 --> 00:59:29.800
sweaty dirty funck and you how many people smell like
1374
00:59:29.880 --> 00:59:32.400
ship bow overseas the only people you walk past and
1375
00:59:32.519 --> 00:59:35.039
just no one washes their fucking asshole or something is BO.
1376
00:59:35.480 --> 00:59:37.599
There's like I don't I'm not going to say any
1377
00:59:37.679 --> 00:59:39.320
races or anyth because it's going to be racist. But
1378
00:59:39.440 --> 00:59:43.599
like there's certain people we all know. There's two there's
1379
00:59:43.639 --> 00:59:46.679
two front runners, bro, and it's everywhere. So and then
1380
00:59:46.760 --> 00:59:49.280
there was this one guy he had sweaty armpits and
1381
00:59:49.360 --> 00:59:52.159
he was up against me and I brushed like I
1382
00:59:52.840 --> 00:59:55.639
did this boom blaze and I pushed away like this
1383
00:59:56.000 --> 00:59:57.920
and the next min they're like on my shirt bow.
1384
00:59:58.079 --> 01:00:00.280
I'm telling you, there was like there was like a
1385
01:00:00.480 --> 01:00:02.920
full wet patch, but there was like it's almost like
1386
01:00:02.960 --> 01:00:04.920
someone got a little work called into this and there
1387
01:00:04.960 --> 01:00:07.880
was all remnants of a spots and I'm like, bro,
1388
01:00:08.000 --> 01:00:10.119
I'm wearing this guy swear or like when you when
1389
01:00:10.119 --> 01:00:12.320
you brush sweaty foe arms with a random like when
1390
01:00:12.320 --> 01:00:14.880
your forearms sweaty and therefore'm sweaty and you rub and
1391
01:00:15.039 --> 01:00:18.360
you're like, let's just fuck at this point, let's just
1392
01:00:18.440 --> 01:00:21.320
fuck each other. And in Rome, bro, I know, Rome
1393
01:00:21.440 --> 01:00:25.360
is like they've invented everything. They're so superior. It's like
1394
01:00:25.480 --> 01:00:27.519
they just went, you know what, we gave everyone inventions.
1395
01:00:27.599 --> 01:00:32.360
Let's stop showering, let's stop let's stop showering. Let's stop
1396
01:00:32.480 --> 01:00:36.719
showering for one and let's stop evolving as a country.
1397
01:00:37.000 --> 01:00:38.719
Because do you know this guy, he was a tram
1398
01:00:38.840 --> 01:00:41.480
driver and to change the tracks of the tram, he
1399
01:00:41.559 --> 01:00:43.280
has to get out and he has a metal pole
1400
01:00:43.519 --> 01:00:45.440
and he literally takes off the track with a metal
1401
01:00:45.480 --> 01:00:48.840
pole and redirects it. You know, you know in Australia,
1402
01:00:48.880 --> 01:00:52.360
the trains they move people click buttons and the tracks.
1403
01:00:52.760 --> 01:00:54.559
He got out and he's like one second and he
1404
01:00:54.639 --> 01:00:59.199
got out and he's like the direction, and I'm like,
1405
01:00:59.280 --> 01:01:02.519
these motherfuckers, Like we walked past the literal human homeless
1406
01:01:02.639 --> 01:01:05.119
pooh on the train track. We walked past near there
1407
01:01:05.119 --> 01:01:06.960
was homeless people that slept near our because we're outside
1408
01:01:06.960 --> 01:01:09.480
of Rome. Were like fucking forty minute walk. So we
1409
01:01:09.679 --> 01:01:12.119
walked past on the train tracks. There was like over
1410
01:01:12.159 --> 01:01:13.920
the fence near the train track, there was clothes being
1411
01:01:14.000 --> 01:01:16.440
hung up like like a homeless clothes line or an
1412
01:01:16.559 --> 01:01:20.400
unhoused clothesline. Yeah, and we're like what the fuck people
1413
01:01:20.440 --> 01:01:22.840
actually like take like shout, like you know, wash their
1414
01:01:22.880 --> 01:01:25.239
clothes here. And then Toy we're walking under this train
1415
01:01:25.360 --> 01:01:27.559
track bridge and there's train track next to us and
1416
01:01:27.559 --> 01:01:30.199
there's a bridge, and Toy is like, fuck, we just
1417
01:01:30.239 --> 01:01:32.800
got a whiff of shit. And we literally see we
1418
01:01:32.880 --> 01:01:34.400
looked to our left and off to the side, you
1419
01:01:34.440 --> 01:01:36.199
know how there's train tracks, but then there's big rocks.
1420
01:01:36.519 --> 01:01:39.239
You know, there's rocks on the rocks. Is just a
1421
01:01:39.559 --> 01:01:43.559
fat turn, not a dog shit like a fat turd,
1422
01:01:43.840 --> 01:01:46.519
and I'm like, oh, they literally ship under this train
1423
01:01:46.679 --> 01:01:49.280
track bridge on the tracks because no one really, like,
1424
01:01:49.719 --> 01:01:51.079
no one's gonna shit in the middle of the city,
1425
01:01:51.280 --> 01:01:54.280
but under on a train track under a bridge, that's
1426
01:01:54.320 --> 01:01:56.960
a perfect place to ship. Got courtesy, Yeah, you know
1427
01:01:56.960 --> 01:02:00.880
what I mean. In the city sit under a bridge
1428
01:02:01.519 --> 01:02:04.440
like a human shit bow is insane. But I tell
1429
01:02:04.440 --> 01:02:06.960
you what, though it did get it didn't make us
1430
01:02:06.960 --> 01:02:08.639
a bit more grateful though as well. I know, like
1431
01:02:09.239 --> 01:02:11.840
you know, your biggest problem is your biggest problem, and
1432
01:02:11.840 --> 01:02:13.000
that's gonna seem at the end of the world. But
1433
01:02:13.000 --> 01:02:15.239
when you see how some people live overseas, he's like
1434
01:02:15.320 --> 01:02:18.320
homeless people. You're like, and the next minute there's people
1435
01:02:18.400 --> 01:02:22.599
having lobster in Rome or like lobster past lingweenie, and
1436
01:02:22.639 --> 01:02:24.519
you go down the street and there's just a guy
1437
01:02:24.639 --> 01:02:26.639
with needle marks in his arms sleeping on a piece
1438
01:02:26.639 --> 01:02:29.000
of cardboard with like a homeless dog and shit with him.
1439
01:02:29.039 --> 01:02:30.519
Like they always bring the dogs out when they want
1440
01:02:30.519 --> 01:02:33.159
to try and get you to give money. Come on, man,
1441
01:02:33.320 --> 01:02:35.000
why you put the dog that the dog doesn't need
1442
01:02:35.039 --> 01:02:36.239
to go through that as well, you know what I'm saying,
1443
01:02:36.280 --> 01:02:38.039
Like this fucking poor dog dog.
1444
01:02:38.159 --> 01:02:38.360
Yeah.
1445
01:02:38.360 --> 01:02:41.199
Well, in fucking Spain when I was in Barcelona, we
1446
01:02:41.280 --> 01:02:44.000
were like over this bridge area that's like one of
1447
01:02:44.039 --> 01:02:46.559
the main beaches there, and we were walking over the
1448
01:02:46.599 --> 01:02:49.400
bridge and there was a beggar sitting on the bridge.
1449
01:02:49.760 --> 01:02:53.440
But this motherfucker had no arms and no legs, so
1450
01:02:53.639 --> 01:02:56.039
it was like just the torso and like his mate
1451
01:02:56.119 --> 01:02:59.679
just put the sign there on his chest. Oh my god,
1452
01:03:00.280 --> 01:03:01.480
what the fuck?
1453
01:03:01.599 --> 01:03:03.840
Bro? So, how does he call?
1454
01:03:03.920 --> 01:03:04.880
He's made to come pick him up.
1455
01:03:05.159 --> 01:03:08.079
He's just sitting there. Does he own a phone? I
1456
01:03:08.119 --> 01:03:08.400
don't know.
1457
01:03:08.559 --> 01:03:10.039
He was just sitting there with a sign leaning on
1458
01:03:10.079 --> 01:03:10.360
his chair.
1459
01:03:10.440 --> 01:03:12.719
I was like, this is fuck, what the fun I
1460
01:03:12.800 --> 01:03:15.159
tell you how insensitive My brain goes to My first
1461
01:03:15.280 --> 01:03:21.239
question is does he ever wank? So imagine that guy's load.
1462
01:03:21.320 --> 01:03:23.599
He has weighting in his nuts for some like, would
1463
01:03:23.599 --> 01:03:27.000
he just paint? He had no legs, No, he had
1464
01:03:27.079 --> 01:03:28.840
nuts though, right, I don't know, I don't think. So
1465
01:03:29.039 --> 01:03:30.199
he had a dick that was hanging there.
1466
01:03:31.079 --> 01:03:34.920
Some motherfucker putting out a Halloween decoration money At the
1467
01:03:35.000 --> 01:03:36.679
end of the day, he was.
1468
01:03:36.880 --> 01:03:39.800
His robots like ones that when a kid walks by close.
1469
01:03:39.880 --> 01:03:46.000
It's like just in THEO. I got new two new tattoos.
1470
01:03:46.199 --> 01:03:48.199
What did you get? I got a knife with a
1471
01:03:48.280 --> 01:03:53.000
skull I got in uh Portugal, in Lisbon, so I'm
1472
01:03:53.039 --> 01:03:55.920
gonna get sticker art similar to what he has. I'm
1473
01:03:55.960 --> 01:03:58.920
done with the full cover like sleeves where it's full
1474
01:03:59.239 --> 01:04:01.760
covered in but I like to get new like different ones,
1475
01:04:02.280 --> 01:04:04.519
both in Lisbon, both in Lisbon, and they're nice. And
1476
01:04:04.599 --> 01:04:08.039
then and then they got this.
1477
01:04:08.599 --> 01:04:09.559
I just thought it looked sick.
1478
01:04:09.719 --> 01:04:11.800
Yeah, so I got like it was easy as bro.
1479
01:04:11.920 --> 01:04:13.719
Once you sit a full sleeve, you're like, oh, this
1480
01:04:13.920 --> 01:04:18.440
is child's bro. Sleeves are the best. For three hours.
1481
01:04:18.880 --> 01:04:20.880
You're like three hours for both. And then like I
1482
01:04:20.920 --> 01:04:24.159
think it was like five hundred Australian, whereas like it's
1483
01:04:24.239 --> 01:04:25.000
not bad, not too bad?
1484
01:04:25.119 --> 01:04:26.599
Was that just like off the wall? You just went
1485
01:04:26.599 --> 01:04:28.000
in there and we're like, so he has.
1486
01:04:27.960 --> 01:04:30.760
A book and he's like, if you choose one of
1487
01:04:30.880 --> 01:04:32.760
the like he has a price. I forget the price,
1488
01:04:32.880 --> 01:04:35.239
but obviously it was it was five hundred Australian. But
1489
01:04:35.440 --> 01:04:37.119
he's like you can get any of these and then
1490
01:04:37.719 --> 01:04:39.360
and then or you can get your own, but they're
1491
01:04:39.360 --> 01:04:41.079
a bit more expensive. But I've seen these two and
1492
01:04:41.119 --> 01:04:45.119
I'm like, they look hactick fresh. Yeah that's cool man.
1493
01:04:45.239 --> 01:04:47.920
So I mean, yeah, in a couple of years, the
1494
01:04:47.960 --> 01:04:50.280
fucking the World Cup in Portugal would be crazy.
1495
01:04:50.440 --> 01:04:53.800
I did. I watched portial of Verse Congo, Portugal area.
1496
01:04:54.000 --> 01:04:55.760
I was like, oh no, and then it was so funny.
1497
01:04:55.920 --> 01:04:58.679
They were showing in every restaurant but then different streams,
1498
01:04:58.719 --> 01:05:00.719
you know how like sometimes other people can be ahead
1499
01:05:00.719 --> 01:05:03.559
of you. But another restaurant down the road. When Portugal scored,
1500
01:05:03.719 --> 01:05:05.400
they he went up and cheered, but we hadn't got
1501
01:05:05.480 --> 01:05:08.639
to the goal yet seconds in front, and I'm like,
1502
01:05:08.920 --> 01:05:10.440
I'm like, oh, well the first one knew where the
1503
01:05:10.440 --> 01:05:12.960
goal was coming. But that's there. But it was pretty good, bro.
1504
01:05:13.039 --> 01:05:16.000
The culture over there, bro in even for soccer that
1505
01:05:16.239 --> 01:05:19.199
is their NRL, Like yeah, yeah, yeah, massive, And it
1506
01:05:19.320 --> 01:05:21.199
got me into it quite a lot, Like I followed
1507
01:05:21.199 --> 01:05:23.800
it quite a lot. But now it's over bro, Like
1508
01:05:24.159 --> 01:05:25.840
Argentina Brough, I know you touched on it, so you
1509
01:05:25.880 --> 01:05:28.880
won't talk about it. Heats. But one goal they shot
1510
01:05:28.920 --> 01:05:31.079
the whole game and it was in extra time. They
1511
01:05:31.119 --> 01:05:33.119
didn't shoot at the goal. They showed out the goal once.
1512
01:05:33.519 --> 01:05:36.320
I was like that keeper, that Argentina keepers. He was
1513
01:05:36.320 --> 01:05:38.800
the other good player on that day because he saved
1514
01:05:38.880 --> 01:05:42.119
how many goals like eleven fucking shots? Yeah yeah, yeah ye,
1515
01:05:42.440 --> 01:05:45.119
Spain should have won ten. But you were saying last week,
1516
01:05:45.679 --> 01:05:48.000
was it Argentina or was it Spain? I think Spain
1517
01:05:48.039 --> 01:05:48.800
is just too good, bro.
1518
01:05:49.599 --> 01:05:52.119
Yeah, I don't know, because they weren't playing that good
1519
01:05:52.199 --> 01:05:52.960
up until that point.
1520
01:05:53.119 --> 01:05:56.079
Spain weren't playing that good, like but I don't know,
1521
01:05:56.280 --> 01:05:58.800
like oh no, yeah, sorry, okay, okay, you are you
1522
01:05:58.880 --> 01:06:01.280
are right there because team didn't really deserve to be there.
1523
01:06:01.320 --> 01:06:04.639
They kind of came back in won, but Argentina just
1524
01:06:04.679 --> 01:06:08.320
had such an easy run, like like it all jokes aside,
1525
01:06:08.639 --> 01:06:11.880
like they're a good football team, but it's the runs
1526
01:06:12.000 --> 01:06:16.360
they get. They get the dream runs, the dream. Why
1527
01:06:16.440 --> 01:06:19.519
is that just? Is it favoriteism or is just the
1528
01:06:19.599 --> 01:06:21.519
way that the way it works out? This is apparently
1529
01:06:21.559 --> 01:06:24.519
how the drawer works. Like they got Algeria fu. How
1530
01:06:24.559 --> 01:06:25.960
do they make that draw up? By the way, do
1531
01:06:26.000 --> 01:06:26.559
they just go like.
1532
01:06:28.280 --> 01:06:28.800
Out of the hat?
1533
01:06:29.039 --> 01:06:31.039
I don't know if it's out of that it's old school,
1534
01:06:31.119 --> 01:06:32.760
like they pick a thing up of it's literally that's
1535
01:06:32.760 --> 01:06:33.119
how they do it.
1536
01:06:33.239 --> 01:06:35.480
The FIFA president picks him out of an does he
1537
01:06:36.840 --> 01:06:37.840
Trump was doing it this time?
1538
01:06:39.320 --> 01:06:41.360
We're gonna have their ends everyone else.
1539
01:06:43.079 --> 01:06:45.360
Man, you had a good time, bro, that's all that matter.
1540
01:06:45.519 --> 01:06:47.320
It got back in one piece, and I missed my boys.
1541
01:06:47.320 --> 01:06:49.840
I missed the holiday. Didn't teach me to appreciate family,
1542
01:06:50.000 --> 01:06:53.000
because I go family lunches or dinners every Sunday. My
1543
01:06:53.079 --> 01:06:55.079
nieces and nephews are there. And you know how seeing
1544
01:06:55.119 --> 01:06:57.159
family sometimes you can take it for granted and think
1545
01:06:57.199 --> 01:06:59.280
it's a chore. It sounds slack. But when you do
1546
01:06:59.320 --> 01:07:01.519
it every Sunday, like sometimes you want Sunday just you
1547
01:07:01.559 --> 01:07:03.639
were the missus and chill. Yeah. But now I'm like
1548
01:07:03.719 --> 01:07:05.800
when I didn't have them for three months and friends
1549
01:07:05.840 --> 01:07:07.920
for three months, and you guys want a different time zone, bro,
1550
01:07:08.199 --> 01:07:10.159
but I'll be waking up using one and down. Yeah
1551
01:07:10.159 --> 01:07:13.000
it's different. So I really appreciate my friends and family more.
1552
01:07:13.119 --> 01:07:15.239
And just Australia, Bro. I love this fucking ship. Bro.
1553
01:07:15.519 --> 01:07:19.760
God's country down here. Baby. Yeah.
1554
01:07:19.800 --> 01:07:21.880
It was good to be back, my friend. But I'm
1555
01:07:21.920 --> 01:07:23.760
sure more stories over the next couple of weeks will
1556
01:07:23.760 --> 01:07:26.760
pop up from you that you remember anyway, But you
1557
01:07:26.840 --> 01:07:29.320
have some questions, read up some questions and then these
1558
01:07:29.599 --> 01:07:33.719
will touch on your EPs coming up quickly. Yeah, because
1559
01:07:33.719 --> 01:07:35.119
we can maybe do a little we can maybe do
1560
01:07:35.159 --> 01:07:37.079
a little sneak peek because I want to I want
1561
01:07:37.119 --> 01:07:38.840
to listen to this this track.
1562
01:07:40.119 --> 01:07:43.719
Um. Yes, so we did get a couple of questions
1563
01:07:43.800 --> 01:07:46.119
for you, my friend I put on my story. I said,
1564
01:07:46.639 --> 01:07:49.119
Joey's coming back. Leave us a questions. So let's see
1565
01:07:49.159 --> 01:07:51.239
if we got anything worth saying. I haven't pre for
1566
01:07:51.559 --> 01:07:55.639
these proof of red proofread profread these proof read, So
1567
01:07:55.679 --> 01:07:57.800
I don't know if it's fucking a bunch of incest
1568
01:07:57.920 --> 01:07:59.960
questions and advice and shit again like we've been getting.
1569
01:08:00.280 --> 01:08:02.679
I have a lot of knowledge and ancestry. So did
1570
01:08:02.760 --> 01:08:04.280
you go to France? You went to Nice?
1571
01:08:04.320 --> 01:08:04.440
Right?
1572
01:08:04.440 --> 01:08:06.079
You didn't go to Paris? Tho, No, because I didn't
1573
01:08:06.079 --> 01:08:07.920
the Eiffel Tower. I got told a lot that like
1574
01:08:08.079 --> 01:08:09.480
Paris is a bit of a shithold that you go
1575
01:08:09.559 --> 01:08:11.239
to the upper tower, you eat a croissant and then
1576
01:08:11.239 --> 01:08:13.719
you get mugged. Yes, so I just went to Nice
1577
01:08:13.719 --> 01:08:14.639
because we wanted beach.
1578
01:08:14.760 --> 01:08:18.520
So yeah, favorite country and why.
1579
01:08:18.800 --> 01:08:21.720
Portugal and Malta. But I can't decide, So they're going
1580
01:08:21.800 --> 01:08:25.359
to have to tie because Portugal. They don't care about
1581
01:08:25.399 --> 01:08:28.399
the work life. Their work life balance is hectic. They
1582
01:08:28.439 --> 01:08:31.359
have two three hour breaks at lunch. Yeah, they have
1583
01:08:31.399 --> 01:08:33.000
two three hourt breaks and even if you don't want
1584
01:08:33.000 --> 01:08:34.359
to eat, they go, we'll go to the beach, go
1585
01:08:34.520 --> 01:08:38.239
do something. So from one to four or twelve to two,
1586
01:08:38.399 --> 01:08:40.279
I forget what it was, twelve to two or something.
1587
01:08:40.680 --> 01:08:43.319
They don't when no one's working. They either you see,
1588
01:08:43.560 --> 01:08:47.039
havn't seeing Gria or coffee or lunch or beach or whatever.
1589
01:08:47.560 --> 01:08:49.479
And then they come back. They finished the arbo for
1590
01:08:49.560 --> 01:08:53.319
a bit and that's it. They don't. The economy is shithouse.
1591
01:08:53.479 --> 01:08:56.039
None of them are going anywhere in terms of rich. Yeah,
1592
01:08:56.640 --> 01:08:59.159
but they don't care about wealth. They just go if
1593
01:08:59.199 --> 01:09:00.840
I have enough money to feed my family and have
1594
01:09:00.880 --> 01:09:03.199
a few wines every day, that's it. That's it. And
1595
01:09:03.319 --> 01:09:05.359
then you know, so I like that that kind of
1596
01:09:05.520 --> 01:09:07.800
way of living. Plus we ended up catching that festival
1597
01:09:07.880 --> 01:09:10.199
that we in the streets. How many days were you
1598
01:09:10.279 --> 01:09:13.840
there for? Six days in Lisbon and Malta Malta five
1599
01:09:14.079 --> 01:09:17.079
but we wanted more time in Malta. Bow But yet
1600
01:09:17.159 --> 01:09:21.920
is unreal because it's just like man there Pistitzi's there,
1601
01:09:22.039 --> 01:09:24.880
like we're like the so golden and their food, their rabbit.
1602
01:09:24.880 --> 01:09:28.439
I had rabbit there, snails. It was so good, bro.
1603
01:09:29.159 --> 01:09:29.880
I love this.
1604
01:09:30.000 --> 01:09:35.000
One says do you have any travel horror stories? Lost items,
1605
01:09:35.039 --> 01:09:35.600
missed flight?
1606
01:09:38.760 --> 01:09:41.960
Oh my god, Yeah that's funny.
1607
01:09:43.159 --> 01:09:47.199
Joey, fuck married, kill country edition Italy, Malta, Switzerland.
1608
01:09:47.560 --> 01:09:51.399
Oh that's a good one. Okay, say so fuck married,
1609
01:09:51.479 --> 01:09:52.960
kill say the countries again.
1610
01:09:53.239 --> 01:09:56.239
Fuck married Italy, Malta, Switzerland. Would you have been doing
1611
01:09:56.319 --> 01:09:58.479
three as well? So you both got it's easy for me,
1612
01:09:58.880 --> 01:09:59.359
not sorry.
1613
01:09:59.399 --> 01:10:03.520
I'm killing Italy. I'm fucking Switzerland, marrying Malta.
1614
01:10:04.199 --> 01:10:07.079
Fu, that's mine. Italy's got to go.
1615
01:10:08.600 --> 01:10:16.239
I'm married, marrying Switzerland, fucking Malta, killing Italy, but only
1616
01:10:16.359 --> 01:10:21.800
killing Italy because Switzerland is like, it's beautiful, bro. But
1617
01:10:22.000 --> 01:10:25.039
if I lived, if I married her, right, I would
1618
01:10:25.119 --> 01:10:28.199
live there, so my wages would match the costs of everything.
1619
01:10:28.600 --> 01:10:30.560
But it's just beautiful. If it wasn't for the cost,
1620
01:10:30.680 --> 01:10:33.119
which wasn't the term off cost, wise I would fuck
1621
01:10:33.239 --> 01:10:36.560
Malta because it's just so many holes to swim in.
1622
01:10:38.640 --> 01:10:40.880
But like it's so beautiful and you're like, you know,
1623
01:10:41.000 --> 01:10:42.960
but then you can go back to the beauty of Switzerland.
1624
01:10:43.239 --> 01:10:46.520
But then Italy. Bro, I loved Italy. It's weird that
1625
01:10:46.520 --> 01:10:49.720
I'm saying I'm Italy because Italy is one of my faves.
1626
01:10:49.760 --> 01:10:53.319
But it's just like the people there, it's just bad.
1627
01:10:53.319 --> 01:10:56.159
But while I'm just like, and then how much pizza
1628
01:10:56.520 --> 01:10:59.920
can motherfucker have? I got over pizza? Bro? It was
1629
01:11:00.119 --> 01:11:02.439
insane pizza pasta. But I have to kill Italy.
1630
01:11:02.640 --> 01:11:08.680
Yeah, it's one, says Joey. If you had to suck
1631
01:11:08.760 --> 01:11:11.680
yourself off in any European city, which one would be.
1632
01:11:13.479 --> 01:11:14.720
I'm sure you've got an answer.
1633
01:11:15.199 --> 01:11:21.000
Okay, okay, suck myself off in any city, it would
1634
01:11:21.039 --> 01:11:24.079
have to be Portugal. On the night we went to
1635
01:11:24.159 --> 01:11:28.800
the festival, everyone's in and everyone's singing the Portuguese songs
1636
01:11:28.840 --> 01:11:29.840
and I'm like, eh.
1637
01:11:31.159 --> 01:11:33.840
This one says what was the creepiest part of Europe?
1638
01:11:33.960 --> 01:11:37.279
The most I might lose my spleen moment.
1639
01:11:37.319 --> 01:11:39.960
In Crakow, Poland. Yeah, it was like it was like dodgy.
1640
01:11:40.640 --> 01:11:46.199
There was areas where like it was this graffiti everywhere
1641
01:11:46.359 --> 01:11:49.399
within people can reach, so people can like the buildings
1642
01:11:49.439 --> 01:11:52.520
were like not touched past human height. But there was
1643
01:11:52.640 --> 01:11:54.279
just an area where we went to dinner, and it
1644
01:11:54.399 --> 01:11:57.000
was like, all right, I'm When I was walking, I
1645
01:11:57.079 --> 01:11:59.079
had to be like, I'm gonna just I'm not usually
1646
01:11:59.119 --> 01:12:02.159
that aware, right, but I had to just be like
1647
01:12:02.520 --> 01:12:04.840
if someone if someone steps were behind me, they were
1648
01:12:04.880 --> 01:12:06.359
just walking like normal, right, But I had to just
1649
01:12:06.439 --> 01:12:08.760
be like, oh, I created so many scenarios in my
1650
01:12:08.800 --> 01:12:11.119
head where someone brushed past me, but I thought, are
1651
01:12:11.119 --> 01:12:13.439
they going to fucking pull Like if they pulled something
1652
01:12:13.479 --> 01:12:15.000
down of me? Do you have to fight this motherfucker?
1653
01:12:15.319 --> 01:12:18.359
So Couko Poland was kind of chat where we stayed.
1654
01:12:18.399 --> 01:12:21.000
I'm not saying Poland in hole is a shithole because
1655
01:12:21.159 --> 01:12:23.600
we realized quick when you travel, even like we did,
1656
01:12:23.760 --> 01:12:26.239
you only touch two percent of a country. But you
1657
01:12:26.319 --> 01:12:28.960
stay in an area, you don't really venture out that far.
1658
01:12:29.399 --> 01:12:31.760
So I'm not saying Poland's a shithole, but kuk Cow
1659
01:12:31.840 --> 01:12:32.840
is a bit of a shitl.
1660
01:12:32.800 --> 01:12:36.000
Polish people are pretty pretty nihly the hard Russian Russian
1661
01:12:36.039 --> 01:12:39.399
spec Yeah, yeah, they like drink vodka for breakfast.
1662
01:12:40.119 --> 01:12:40.319
Yeah.
1663
01:12:41.800 --> 01:12:43.119
Who were the rudest people?
1664
01:12:44.000 --> 01:12:47.000
Okay, so the nicest and the rudest were French. But
1665
01:12:47.199 --> 01:12:49.720
the nicest because those three guys didn't have to help
1666
01:12:49.760 --> 01:12:51.479
me with my room keys. But we went to this
1667
01:12:51.640 --> 01:12:53.520
one place and Toy can vouch for me. Right, we're
1668
01:12:53.560 --> 01:12:55.600
in this chicken place. We didn't end up eating there,
1669
01:12:55.640 --> 01:12:57.880
that's how bad I got treated. Right. So we got
1670
01:12:57.960 --> 01:13:00.119
there and I was like, the table. I hate this,
1671
01:13:00.279 --> 01:13:02.119
even for a fast food chain. This is my pet peeve.
1672
01:13:02.119 --> 01:13:03.960
When you get at the table and it's free, but
1673
01:13:04.079 --> 01:13:06.840
there's dirty chicken stains and there's food all over. But
1674
01:13:06.920 --> 01:13:08.640
you can sit down, but you're gonna have to take
1675
01:13:08.680 --> 01:13:10.239
You're gonna have to take it upon yourself to wipe
1676
01:13:10.279 --> 01:13:13.159
the table. So I went up to the desk before
1677
01:13:13.399 --> 01:13:15.439
the register, before I ordered my food, and I go,
1678
01:13:15.560 --> 01:13:17.960
can I please excuse me? Can I please have a napkin?
1679
01:13:18.079 --> 01:13:20.600
And she literally said this loud. She turned around and
1680
01:13:20.640 --> 01:13:23.680
she's like what and like but like what and with
1681
01:13:23.760 --> 01:13:26.960
their eyes like at least and Tory even looked up
1682
01:13:27.119 --> 01:13:29.520
from the seat and she was about five meters away,
1683
01:13:29.920 --> 01:13:33.000
and the whole place just went like quieter, not quiet,
1684
01:13:33.039 --> 01:13:35.600
but quieter, and she's like what the fuck? And I'm
1685
01:13:35.640 --> 01:13:38.560
like a fucking napkin. I'm like servier, you know, like
1686
01:13:38.760 --> 01:13:40.199
what I want to try to wipe the table and
1687
01:13:40.239 --> 01:13:43.880
she's like this, yeah, she basically like not threw it
1688
01:13:43.960 --> 01:13:46.479
at me, Like do you know if someone passes shit,
1689
01:13:46.880 --> 01:13:48.560
But there's some people that before it gets to your hand,
1690
01:13:48.640 --> 01:13:51.319
they like they this, And I'm like, this fucking bitch, right,
1691
01:13:51.600 --> 01:13:53.960
So I literally just fucking threw the napkins back at
1692
01:13:54.000 --> 01:13:55.760
her and we're like, I'm fucking going, let's let's go.
1693
01:13:56.000 --> 01:13:57.640
I left them a review, like a full, like a
1694
01:13:57.720 --> 01:14:00.600
full Karen, and I was like this, bitch, our fool
1695
01:14:00.680 --> 01:14:02.760
went off on this mother. I was like, I was like, wow,
1696
01:14:02.920 --> 01:14:07.560
you know you're getting old angry reviews, but fucked that, bitch, bro.
1697
01:14:07.680 --> 01:14:09.960
But so like there's some French that and I get
1698
01:14:10.000 --> 01:14:11.600
we have we probably have it here, right, Like in
1699
01:14:11.640 --> 01:14:14.319
the Sydney CBD. There's probably like a bunch of other
1700
01:14:14.920 --> 01:14:19.720
nationalities that go to see the Sydney and they have
1701
01:14:19.840 --> 01:14:22.920
a bridge shit, and they probably can't speak any English, right,
1702
01:14:23.319 --> 01:14:25.479
and imagine how many baristas and that and how many
1703
01:14:25.520 --> 01:14:27.800
people have to deal with that ship. I'm sure there's
1704
01:14:27.880 --> 01:14:31.600
impatient Australians. So I'm not just saying it's strictly French,
1705
01:14:32.159 --> 01:14:32.840
but from what.
1706
01:14:32.960 --> 01:14:35.199
I hear now, obviously I haven't traveled like YouTube. But
1707
01:14:35.319 --> 01:14:39.399
from what I hear service customer service in Europe is
1708
01:14:39.640 --> 01:14:44.039
like shit optional Australia that wouldn't happen as it just
1709
01:14:44.119 --> 01:14:44.880
doesn't happen.
1710
01:14:44.720 --> 01:14:46.960
And sometimes they want to tip. The ones that want
1711
01:14:47.000 --> 01:14:48.800
to tip are the ones that do the bare minimum,
1712
01:14:49.079 --> 01:14:50.920
and then I'm like, oh they're rude or like they
1713
01:14:51.039 --> 01:14:52.359
literally go like what do you want? Like what do
1714
01:14:52.399 --> 01:14:55.399
you want? Am I not a smile? Just a smile?
1715
01:14:55.479 --> 01:14:57.000
But I know that at work, but.
1716
01:14:57.199 --> 01:14:59.439
Like Australia is good for that. I feel like our
1717
01:14:59.520 --> 01:15:03.479
service is great. People that work, especially in like a retail.
1718
01:15:03.920 --> 01:15:05.880
If you're at work, they might have to be having
1719
01:15:05.920 --> 01:15:08.399
a ship day, but they still give you the courtesy
1720
01:15:08.479 --> 01:15:11.600
of being, hey, what do you get you? Like, I
1721
01:15:11.760 --> 01:15:13.840
hear so many stories about Europe, especially where it's like
1722
01:15:13.920 --> 01:15:14.840
they don't give a fuck.
1723
01:15:15.239 --> 01:15:17.119
They don't get it because they know you're a tourist.
1724
01:15:17.199 --> 01:15:19.520
So they're like this cunt bro, like this fucking foreigner
1725
01:15:19.600 --> 01:15:21.960
just coming in. And then we're seeing so many graffiti
1726
01:15:21.960 --> 01:15:24.760
signs saying fuck tourists, and we're like, can't we make
1727
01:15:24.840 --> 01:15:27.920
your fucking we make we put money in your pockets? Bro?
1728
01:15:28.079 --> 01:15:30.119
Like I get it because I would hate it. If
1729
01:15:30.159 --> 01:15:32.119
we lived in a we don't live. No one comes
1730
01:15:32.159 --> 01:15:34.560
to Penrith and they come to fucking Australia, right, so
1731
01:15:34.640 --> 01:15:36.520
we're not you know. But if we lived in the city,
1732
01:15:36.640 --> 01:15:39.439
the city, right, I guess you'd get But it's different
1733
01:15:39.479 --> 01:15:41.000
in city, Like I don't know, Like when I go
1734
01:15:41.079 --> 01:15:43.319
I work in the city a lot, I'm not. You're
1735
01:15:43.319 --> 01:15:45.520
not really overrun by tourists, but certain places in Europe
1736
01:15:45.520 --> 01:15:49.199
they're overrun bro. I'm talking like you can't go anywhere. Bro,
1737
01:15:49.279 --> 01:15:51.399
Like there's people on mopeds trying to get through tourists
1738
01:15:51.800 --> 01:15:53.840
and I get that, so I concide with them for that.
1739
01:15:54.079 --> 01:15:55.560
But it's so funny me and Toory. We're at the
1740
01:15:55.640 --> 01:15:57.840
John Lennon wall in like I think it was Prague
1741
01:15:57.920 --> 01:15:59.960
or whatever, and it's just like we're in the corner,
1742
01:16:00.079 --> 01:16:02.439
the very corner of the picture. You can see like
1743
01:16:02.920 --> 01:16:04.600
all these matt all these people, right, ship, that's the
1744
01:16:04.600 --> 01:16:06.800
whole point of the John Lenon all like peace, love, unity,
1745
01:16:07.039 --> 01:16:12.439
And then you seeists taking a photo in front of it.
1746
01:16:12.840 --> 01:16:15.399
But like, yeah, so I think, yeah, you're aways going
1747
01:16:15.439 --> 01:16:16.159
to get that ship though.
1748
01:16:17.840 --> 01:16:19.840
Two more This one says if you were to settled
1749
01:16:19.880 --> 01:16:22.520
down somewhere, Which city slash country would it be?
1750
01:16:22.720 --> 01:16:23.039
And why?
1751
01:16:23.159 --> 01:16:25.079
These are great questions. By the way, who have left these?
1752
01:16:25.199 --> 01:16:28.399
Thank you? I think Malta. I think Malta. Malta would
1753
01:16:28.439 --> 01:16:29.880
give you your bed because they drive on the same
1754
01:16:29.960 --> 01:16:32.600
side side. So when I was driving there, it was
1755
01:16:32.640 --> 01:16:35.720
a hectic They speak English. We only met two Maltese
1756
01:16:35.760 --> 01:16:37.680
people in our whole stay. There was one guy, oh
1757
01:16:37.720 --> 01:16:39.800
got cooking bisiti. He was Maltese. And then the guy
1758
01:16:39.840 --> 01:16:41.840
that dropped us off to the airport to leave Malta
1759
01:16:41.920 --> 01:16:47.760
here because they're all here and you go over there,
1760
01:16:48.039 --> 01:16:49.479
they were like he was. He was telling me, he
1761
01:16:49.560 --> 01:16:52.720
goes where you're staying, Like we stayed in Saint Paul's Bay.
1762
01:16:53.000 --> 01:16:56.000
He is where you're staying. There's that's all touristy. He goes.
1763
01:16:56.039 --> 01:16:59.399
The Maltese people, they they go to the places that
1764
01:16:59.760 --> 01:17:03.159
are tourist locations because they don't want to be They
1765
01:17:03.199 --> 01:17:05.039
don't want to try and make friends with people that
1766
01:17:05.079 --> 01:17:06.439
are going to be here for like a week and
1767
01:17:06.520 --> 01:17:08.479
then fuck off. They want to be friends with other
1768
01:17:08.560 --> 01:17:11.079
Maltese people. Yeah, so they just like which I could
1769
01:17:11.119 --> 01:17:13.039
I get bro So I feel for those people that
1770
01:17:13.199 --> 01:17:16.359
fucking live in a country where it's so overrun by tourists,
1771
01:17:16.399 --> 01:17:19.079
but they do make the world go around in some
1772
01:17:19.239 --> 01:17:20.840
countries like that, bro, like if it.
1773
01:17:20.880 --> 01:17:23.079
Wasn't economy for those countries.
1774
01:17:23.159 --> 01:17:26.960
Yeah, yeah, Malta's I can see Malta being a settle
1775
01:17:27.000 --> 01:17:28.840
down place for time. And I'm pretty sure Malta also
1776
01:17:28.880 --> 01:17:31.159
their tax laws are pretty sweet.
1777
01:17:31.359 --> 01:17:33.880
Yeah, so I don't know nothing about Malta now to
1778
01:17:33.920 --> 01:17:34.840
think about it, where you.
1779
01:17:34.880 --> 01:17:37.039
Could drive from one side of Malta to the other
1780
01:17:37.159 --> 01:17:38.279
in forty minutes, bro.
1781
01:17:38.359 --> 01:17:41.960
Yeah, it's where is it though? Like whereabout? And it's
1782
01:17:42.000 --> 01:17:45.000
like yeah, it was like it was like kind of
1783
01:17:45.319 --> 01:17:48.199
and they speak English it's official language, or.
1784
01:17:48.800 --> 01:17:52.479
You do have the Maltese people that they have Maltese language.
1785
01:17:52.199 --> 01:17:55.920
But it's like Gaelic in Yeah, no one really Latin type.
1786
01:17:56.239 --> 01:18:00.720
Yeah, yeah, but it's it's good man, Multa would it doesn't.
1787
01:18:00.479 --> 01:18:05.600
Really In the last one of you, did you keep
1788
01:18:05.640 --> 01:18:07.039
your pants dry this time?
1789
01:18:07.840 --> 01:18:08.079
Yes?
1790
01:18:08.439 --> 01:18:10.000
I did?
1791
01:18:10.239 --> 01:18:12.560
I did. I leaked a few times. It was like
1792
01:18:12.680 --> 01:18:15.399
sometimes you know the leakage where it's enough to get
1793
01:18:15.640 --> 01:18:17.520
the front of your undy is a bit saturated, like
1794
01:18:17.560 --> 01:18:20.359
a little bit, but it doesn't go through to the pants. Yeah.
1795
01:18:21.000 --> 01:18:22.399
But then a lot of the times I'd piss in
1796
01:18:22.439 --> 01:18:24.439
the ocean. So if I was at the beach, I'm like,
1797
01:18:24.680 --> 01:18:27.439
I'm so funny. I'm like, fuck these gross gross pissing
1798
01:18:27.439 --> 01:18:29.079
the ocean. And then I'm in the ocean. I'm like, yeah,
1799
01:18:29.800 --> 01:18:34.319
your phone in your pocket, fishing in your phone, your
1800
01:18:34.359 --> 01:18:37.920
phone would have survived. If that's gold.
1801
01:18:38.000 --> 01:18:40.399
Well, thank you for the questions everyone, Thanks you, guys.
1802
01:18:40.439 --> 01:18:42.880
I'm sure everyone's are very glad to hear your voice.
1803
01:18:42.880 --> 01:18:45.119
Fun the god. Happy to be back. It's been a
1804
01:18:45.199 --> 01:18:47.680
long I can't believe it was three months. That's a
1805
01:18:47.840 --> 01:18:50.199
quarter of the year. So I go back to work
1806
01:18:50.239 --> 01:18:54.199
my first days tomorrow. I'll stay back at work on
1807
01:18:54.439 --> 01:18:58.159
my Thursday, Friday and then and then weekend, and a man,
1808
01:18:58.560 --> 01:19:00.479
I think it looks awesome. I think you did a
1809
01:19:00.520 --> 01:19:03.399
good like I'm trying to I'm getting out of the
1810
01:19:04.319 --> 01:19:07.479
hoboes dick cheese error and I'm getting into like because bro,
1811
01:19:07.640 --> 01:19:09.520
there is a there is a heavy because when I
1812
01:19:09.640 --> 01:19:11.319
when I listen to that podcast, but I was on
1813
01:19:11.399 --> 01:19:15.039
the couch with my fringe in my face laughing at
1814
01:19:15.079 --> 01:19:16.880
this kind and I'm like, and Tori, even it was
1815
01:19:16.960 --> 01:19:18.359
so bad, toy to be like you have to wear
1816
01:19:18.359 --> 01:19:19.720
a hat the rest of the trip, otherwise you're gonna
1817
01:19:19.720 --> 01:19:21.439
look like a shaggy dog that just washed his hair.
1818
01:19:22.720 --> 01:19:25.439
But there's always that phase where you transition from hairstyles
1819
01:19:25.439 --> 01:19:27.319
where you're gonna look like a fucking.
1820
01:19:27.279 --> 01:19:28.159
Yeah to commit.
1821
01:19:28.279 --> 01:19:28.960
Yeah, you have to commit.
1822
01:19:29.039 --> 01:19:30.680
You have to commit. It's like when I when I
1823
01:19:31.079 --> 01:19:31.800
grow my hair.
1824
01:19:31.680 --> 01:19:34.199
Long, I haven't known you've grown long hair.
1825
01:19:34.279 --> 01:19:35.920
When I used to have the braids all right, when
1826
01:19:35.960 --> 01:19:39.800
I was growing as a little bit. These these two
1827
01:19:39.960 --> 01:19:43.319
points are like puffballs. You just puff out like this.
1828
01:19:46.560 --> 01:19:50.199
That's beautiful, man. But moving on right the z.
1829
01:19:52.159 --> 01:19:52.800
EP time.
1830
01:19:53.880 --> 01:19:54.560
How are they sound?
1831
01:19:54.600 --> 01:19:57.239
And I've sent you three songs so far, only one
1832
01:19:57.239 --> 01:19:58.880
one hundred percent complete. The other toe I've got to
1833
01:19:58.920 --> 01:20:00.600
go over the mass a little bit again.
1834
01:20:01.760 --> 01:20:04.800
And we're still waiting on one more collab. Yes, but
1835
01:20:05.800 --> 01:20:10.239
our single, probably the only single from the EP, Burnout,
1836
01:20:10.520 --> 01:20:12.960
drops next Friday the seventh. By the time you listen
1837
01:20:13.000 --> 01:20:16.199
to this, it's coming out with this Friday pre save
1838
01:20:16.279 --> 01:20:20.520
it Yes, so EP with jazz six tracks. We've got
1839
01:20:20.560 --> 01:20:22.880
a whole idea going. If you've seen the art for Burnout,
1840
01:20:22.920 --> 01:20:27.199
it's like these one piece X versions of ourselves with
1841
01:20:27.359 --> 01:20:30.439
like anime characters. We've got a whole story goal and
1842
01:20:30.479 --> 01:20:31.520
it's fucking pretty cool.
1843
01:20:31.600 --> 01:20:31.720
Man.
1844
01:20:31.880 --> 01:20:34.880
It's turned out really sick. You're killing the master and
1845
01:20:34.920 --> 01:20:38.359
the mix, Thank you sir. Yeah, man, I'm very excited.
1846
01:20:38.439 --> 01:20:40.479
Makes you pre saved. This is gonna be fucking sick.
1847
01:20:40.920 --> 01:20:42.880
Jazz has killed all his parts. We're just waiting on
1848
01:20:43.000 --> 01:20:47.119
this one collab, which hopefully god willing tomorrow. I should
1849
01:20:47.159 --> 01:20:52.920
get the verse back as soon as this track drops Burnout.
1850
01:20:53.520 --> 01:20:57.319
If everything's done god willing, probably two weeks after the
1851
01:20:57.399 --> 01:20:58.800
EP can drop. You know we're not going to be
1852
01:20:58.880 --> 01:21:00.840
sitting on it. We're gonna get it done and release it.
1853
01:21:00.960 --> 01:21:05.199
So very keen man, So you're releasing just burnt Out first?
1854
01:21:06.399 --> 01:21:07.600
Do you want to give it a listen? Can we
1855
01:21:07.640 --> 01:21:08.560
give it a bit of a squieze?
1856
01:21:08.640 --> 01:21:13.720
Let's get a listen? Now it is the mix and
1857
01:21:13.880 --> 01:21:15.279
master is clean.
1858
01:21:15.560 --> 01:21:15.720
Yeah.
1859
01:21:16.680 --> 01:21:21.279
I done really fucking big back this Master brother.
1860
01:21:21.359 --> 01:21:23.079
Let me tell you because it was crazy to because
1861
01:21:23.079 --> 01:21:26.000
I said if he there that I sent. So every
1862
01:21:26.039 --> 01:21:29.960
time I send you something, it's usually not the finished version.
1863
01:21:30.319 --> 01:21:32.399
It usually gets touched up once or once.
1864
01:21:33.239 --> 01:21:36.560
And I sent them the first rough version and Chazz
1865
01:21:36.720 --> 01:21:40.199
messages me and goes bro the master and mixed for
1866
01:21:40.279 --> 01:21:41.560
this song is crazy with.
1867
01:21:41.600 --> 01:21:44.560
A fire emogie, and I was like, I'm like it's
1868
01:21:44.600 --> 01:21:47.159
not even done. I'm like, damn Okay. So I listened
1869
01:21:47.199 --> 01:21:49.600
to it again and I'm like nah, and I'm like
1870
01:21:49.680 --> 01:21:50.159
this ain't it.
1871
01:21:50.279 --> 01:21:50.720
This ain't it.
1872
01:21:50.760 --> 01:21:53.159
And then I revisited it last night and then I
1873
01:21:53.399 --> 01:21:55.159
got it and I sent it to them again. I'm like,
1874
01:21:55.720 --> 01:21:58.119
this is it now if you liked it before.
1875
01:21:58.720 --> 01:22:00.680
You always do that, though, but the most versions you
1876
01:22:00.800 --> 01:22:04.560
send are always better than most people's fucking last version.
1877
01:22:05.479 --> 01:22:08.800
Yeah, I feel like you're you're you're blessed, but curse
1878
01:22:08.920 --> 01:22:10.600
with the ear like the dog, you know, the dog
1879
01:22:10.640 --> 01:22:13.039
wisdom we talk about. So it's a good thing. It's
1880
01:22:13.039 --> 01:22:15.159
a good thing. But sometimes you could probably fester on
1881
01:22:15.199 --> 01:22:17.600
something longer than other people would. But the produce, what
1882
01:22:17.720 --> 01:22:20.600
you produce at the end is usually brought worth it, right, Like,
1883
01:22:20.600 --> 01:22:22.880
I don't know how many times you regret going over
1884
01:22:22.880 --> 01:22:24.720
it with a fine tooth comb, but most of the
1885
01:22:24.800 --> 01:22:26.279
time you do, it would be worth now.
1886
01:22:26.359 --> 01:22:28.560
He always sends me the first version and is good,
1887
01:22:28.680 --> 01:22:30.560
and I could release that, but then he comes back.
1888
01:22:31.000 --> 01:22:33.359
You'll send it master to master three, and usually it's
1889
01:22:33.399 --> 01:22:34.239
Master three or Master.
1890
01:22:36.000 --> 01:22:37.800
Does it get harder than tell the difference as you
1891
01:22:37.880 --> 01:22:41.439
go on though? From DZ do you do you? I
1892
01:22:41.600 --> 01:22:44.840
know you would like the first one. I'm assuming the
1893
01:22:44.880 --> 01:22:47.479
first one of the second one. There's a pretty big difference.
1894
01:22:47.479 --> 01:22:49.680
But if you're saying like three different ones, surely it
1895
01:22:49.760 --> 01:22:53.479
gets less and less noticeable. Or I'm sure you it's
1896
01:22:53.560 --> 01:22:54.840
usually usually two.
1897
01:22:55.279 --> 01:22:56.840
There's been a couple of times with Master.
1898
01:22:57.439 --> 01:22:58.039
Yeah, okay, but.
1899
01:23:00.079 --> 01:23:04.079
The difference is minuscule, it's minew but you do notice it.
1900
01:23:04.319 --> 01:23:06.680
You know what you're looking for, what you're saying clean?
1901
01:23:06.840 --> 01:23:08.800
Is it even the volume of it as well as.
1902
01:23:08.880 --> 01:23:10.840
You hear you more crispiness?
1903
01:23:11.479 --> 01:23:13.800
Yeah, well you can always tell if it's a friendly
1904
01:23:13.880 --> 01:23:16.319
fire beat though, like before even the vocals come in,
1905
01:23:16.439 --> 01:23:18.159
you're like, if you've heard him before, you'd be like,
1906
01:23:18.279 --> 01:23:19.960
this is a friendly worth noting.
1907
01:23:20.039 --> 01:23:22.760
Actually before we listen to this, this one is actually
1908
01:23:22.800 --> 01:23:23.880
a Daniel Raymond.
1909
01:23:23.600 --> 01:23:28.960
Bi Okay, oh sorry beat. You're mixing Mak's engineering.
1910
01:23:29.079 --> 01:23:32.159
He's executive producing the whole thing Engineering Mix and Master.
1911
01:23:32.319 --> 01:23:35.079
But there is only two beats out of six that are.
1912
01:23:35.279 --> 01:23:36.000
Made from scratch.
1913
01:23:36.520 --> 01:23:38.479
Okay, because what happens is when I do the first
1914
01:23:38.600 --> 01:23:41.640
master so ere fatigue is literally a thing, especially in
1915
01:23:41.760 --> 01:23:45.520
this fucking business. Right so I can make something, I'll
1916
01:23:45.560 --> 01:23:48.760
do the mix and master, and when i'm mixing mastering, Bro,
1917
01:23:48.920 --> 01:23:52.199
my ass isn't leaving there. You just can look at
1918
01:23:52.239 --> 01:23:54.399
it right now. I don't leave there for like fucking
1919
01:23:54.479 --> 01:23:59.479
three four hours, bro. After hour number four, it doesn't
1920
01:23:59.479 --> 01:24:01.479
matter what you do to that mix. It all sounds
1921
01:24:01.520 --> 01:24:03.520
the same to me. It all sounds the same. I'm
1922
01:24:03.560 --> 01:24:05.359
so used to the acoustics in this room. It all
1923
01:24:05.439 --> 01:24:08.000
sounds the same. There's no there's no amount of fucking
1924
01:24:08.319 --> 01:24:10.840
tweaking I can do that. It doesn't sound any different.
1925
01:24:11.199 --> 01:24:12.840
So that's why I always have to then sit on
1926
01:24:12.920 --> 01:24:14.920
it for the night. I listen to it in the
1927
01:24:15.079 --> 01:24:17.640
car on the way to work, while I'm driving around,
1928
01:24:17.960 --> 01:24:20.680
and that's when I hear the things that need to
1929
01:24:20.720 --> 01:24:23.880
get fixed, and I go, oh, okay, this part's not
1930
01:24:23.920 --> 01:24:26.199
sounding to or the mid range is not you know,
1931
01:24:26.319 --> 01:24:28.279
present enough, or it's too much high end, or the
1932
01:24:28.920 --> 01:24:32.640
big kicker is usually the low end is too much.
1933
01:24:33.560 --> 01:24:34.760
There's too much bass.
1934
01:24:35.279 --> 01:24:39.640
Now, arguably an EDM, especially is there's such thing as
1935
01:24:39.680 --> 01:24:42.119
too much bass. No, it's all that genre of music
1936
01:24:42.239 --> 01:24:44.600
is base heavy. But it's when I get in the
1937
01:24:44.680 --> 01:24:47.600
car and the bass is overpowering the vocals and shit,
1938
01:24:47.720 --> 01:24:50.399
that's when I'm like, yes, okay, come back, Master two.
1939
01:24:50.439 --> 01:24:52.479
I've turned everything down, the vocals up a little bit,
1940
01:24:52.640 --> 01:24:55.720
a bit more multi multi bank compression, make it a
1941
01:24:55.800 --> 01:24:57.960
bit crispier and brighter, and then I'll go back into
1942
01:24:58.000 --> 01:25:00.239
the car and that's when I go this is the
1943
01:25:00.319 --> 01:25:02.479
fucking one. Sorry, that was very similar to what I
1944
01:25:02.560 --> 01:25:04.439
did with Burnout, So let's give this a little listen, right,
1945
01:25:05.680 --> 01:25:08.239
This is these head and jazz Burnout from the EP.
1946
01:25:09.239 --> 01:25:11.439
This is one of the more serious tracks on the EP. Actually,
1947
01:25:11.560 --> 01:25:15.199
it's a lot of joking bars. Yeah, yeah, burnout.
1948
01:25:15.520 --> 01:25:17.520
I'm trying to wrap on a burnt out. Give me
1949
01:25:17.600 --> 01:25:18.680
one midful turn out.
1950
01:25:19.000 --> 01:25:19.880
Go wanta stuck us up?
1951
01:25:19.920 --> 01:25:23.840
Burnoun don't give a fuck out, turnout straight full conturn rounds.
1952
01:25:24.119 --> 01:25:26.199
I was on the price of concern. Now no time
1953
01:25:26.239 --> 01:25:28.039
to burn out. Even though I burn out, bets, I'm
1954
01:25:28.439 --> 01:25:30.640
burned out. I'm trying to wrap on a burns out.
1955
01:25:30.960 --> 01:25:33.079
Give me one mile for the turnout. Go on to
1956
01:25:33.079 --> 01:25:35.760
stuck us up, burnout, I've a fuck out, turnout.
1957
01:25:36.119 --> 01:25:37.479
I straight four, conturn round.
1958
01:25:37.800 --> 01:25:39.960
I've found the price of concern now, no time to
1959
01:25:40.000 --> 01:25:42.439
burn out, even though I'm burnt out, burned out, but
1960
01:25:42.560 --> 01:25:44.720
it back to the base. He's visional, blurry on my knee,
1961
01:25:44.760 --> 01:25:47.199
lacing same ship, different day, on my mirth and a dash.
1962
01:25:47.880 --> 01:25:49.039
I just lived for a paste it.
1963
01:25:49.239 --> 01:25:50.720
I don't even want to say shift. They're at a
1964
01:25:50.720 --> 01:25:53.319
wall woo and deed conversation. People said they don't really
1965
01:25:53.359 --> 01:25:55.319
care that I'm not really there, that I need a vacation.
1966
01:25:55.880 --> 01:25:57.439
They say, I living my thoughts and I'm not to
1967
01:25:57.479 --> 01:25:58.439
the call back to the book.
1968
01:25:58.479 --> 01:26:01.520
Really, if you've been to my pain, you get know.
1969
01:26:01.680 --> 01:26:04.680
And it's really got down straight from the side of man.
1970
01:26:05.119 --> 01:26:09.560
To fuck out turned out, I straight four, don't turn around.
1971
01:26:09.880 --> 01:26:11.000
I was on the price of the sun.
1972
01:26:11.560 --> 01:26:13.359
No time to burn now, even though I burnt out.
1973
01:26:13.399 --> 01:26:14.359
Bet you in that for a minute.
1974
01:26:14.359 --> 01:26:15.880
When I tell them that I'm repping the nobody gonna
1975
01:26:15.920 --> 01:26:16.960
get it. That they get it, that I've been in
1976
01:26:17.000 --> 01:26:18.640
it and killing it but ever and always getting better.
1977
01:26:18.680 --> 01:26:19.960
Like I take it to my liver, get sick with
1978
01:26:20.039 --> 01:26:21.880
the stick with the ten but it's sucking in my
1979
01:26:21.920 --> 01:26:23.359
head when I put into the work, just trying to
1980
01:26:23.399 --> 01:26:25.199
get their head and nobody give a fuck about anything
1981
01:26:25.239 --> 01:26:27.239
I say. But I do it anyway it till I'm there.
1982
01:26:27.319 --> 01:26:30.359
But folding, we sold that, we take these cards, we
1983
01:26:30.479 --> 01:26:30.880
hold them.
1984
01:26:31.920 --> 01:26:33.479
You ain't ever gonna make it better again.
1985
01:26:35.680 --> 01:26:36.239
The clock.
1986
01:26:39.399 --> 01:26:46.079
That's clean. That's fucking clean, coming like shopping straight off to.
1987
01:26:46.119 --> 01:26:47.079
That That is clean.
1988
01:26:47.199 --> 01:26:47.279
Bro.
1989
01:26:47.720 --> 01:26:50.520
Yeah, that's a fun one man. So that's coming out
1990
01:26:50.640 --> 01:26:54.680
on Friday. Yeah, you can appreciate that. Very excited for
1991
01:26:54.720 --> 01:26:57.399
the CP man. It's you know, it's like we're talking
1992
01:26:57.439 --> 01:26:59.439
about the other week. It's that spark. You know, it's
1993
01:26:59.439 --> 01:27:01.119
so funny. Is it bringing the fun back?
1994
01:27:01.199 --> 01:27:01.680
Is it finished?
1995
01:27:01.720 --> 01:27:01.760
No?
1996
01:27:02.000 --> 01:27:03.479
No, it's not finish. I've still got a couple more
1997
01:27:03.520 --> 01:27:05.079
things to do. Like I was telling you, we want
1998
01:27:05.119 --> 01:27:05.880
to do some skits.
1999
01:27:06.800 --> 01:27:09.840
In terms of songs, you have the six songs, I
2000
01:27:10.000 --> 01:27:10.439
have all.
2001
01:27:10.439 --> 01:27:14.319
My vocals done. Jazz still has two verses he's got
2002
01:27:14.399 --> 01:27:17.359
to do, and then yeah, we just need to mix
2003
01:27:17.399 --> 01:27:18.880
a master on the rest of them. I guess end
2004
01:27:18.920 --> 01:27:21.920
this feature once we get the feature back. But yeah,
2005
01:27:22.960 --> 01:27:26.159
should should be God willing man, it should be soon.
2006
01:27:26.880 --> 01:27:29.479
Which technically I think we have two skits. I think
2007
01:27:29.560 --> 01:27:32.119
dis joke kid counts an album as it might. It
2008
01:27:33.239 --> 01:27:37.159
doesn't depend on on It depends on time limit, not
2009
01:27:37.439 --> 01:27:39.800
track number. So if the skits are under.
2010
01:27:39.640 --> 01:27:42.119
A minute, which they will be, it will still be
2011
01:27:42.399 --> 01:27:44.119
Maybe it might be an EP, but it doesn't really matter.
2012
01:27:44.319 --> 01:27:45.079
We're calling an EP.
2013
01:27:45.399 --> 01:27:48.880
But yeah, cool man, So pre save all that ship, guys.
2014
01:27:48.880 --> 01:27:54.359
Hopefully that's done very soon. We're making a good, good pace.
2015
01:27:56.039 --> 01:27:56.920
How's your album going?
2016
01:27:57.880 --> 01:27:58.079
Yeah?
2017
01:27:58.159 --> 01:27:58.800
Good, good.
2018
01:27:58.880 --> 01:28:02.159
Now I'm prodding along. I've got music fucking fallen out
2019
01:28:02.239 --> 01:28:02.760
of my ass.
2020
01:28:02.920 --> 01:28:03.960
Yeah, out of my ass.
2021
01:28:04.039 --> 01:28:07.279
I even started finally putting your little beat pack together. No,
2022
01:28:07.560 --> 01:28:11.239
I've got that's the third beat for it there, so
2023
01:28:11.279 --> 01:28:12.920
I'll give you a quick listen to that to those
2024
01:28:12.960 --> 01:28:13.640
before you leave.
2025
01:28:14.000 --> 01:28:16.000
I reckon you're like these beats. Man, he's a fucking sick.
2026
01:28:16.720 --> 01:28:18.960
I'm working on your beatpack, mixing and mastering this EP
2027
01:28:19.119 --> 01:28:22.840
for you, doing my fucking album me and Deadly Noise,
2028
01:28:23.119 --> 01:28:25.079
and you have an EP we're working on as well.
2029
01:28:25.199 --> 01:28:27.439
That one's very slow. That's a very back burner. I
2030
01:28:27.560 --> 01:28:30.520
messaged Deadly Noise. I said, look, dude, I've got a
2031
01:28:30.520 --> 01:28:34.199
lot of shit I'm doing right now. As soon as
2032
01:28:34.239 --> 01:28:38.079
I finish mixing and mastering this hip hop EP. I'll
2033
01:28:38.159 --> 01:28:41.600
then bring back the collab two because we've already finished
2034
01:28:41.680 --> 01:28:45.520
one song for that EP, which deadly Noise. Thank God,
2035
01:28:45.560 --> 01:28:47.800
he's going to handle all the releases and shit, I'll
2036
01:28:47.840 --> 01:28:49.479
just let him fucking do it, one less thing for
2037
01:28:49.520 --> 01:28:50.239
me to worry about.
2038
01:28:51.039 --> 01:28:52.239
Does he have a release for that?
2039
01:28:52.880 --> 01:28:52.920
No?
2040
01:28:53.119 --> 01:28:53.520
Not yet.
2041
01:28:54.119 --> 01:28:57.439
And that song is a fucking banger. Yeah, that song
2042
01:28:57.720 --> 01:29:02.000
is fucking crazy, bro, Like, let me did he Let
2043
01:29:02.039 --> 01:29:04.119
me see if I can access that still because that
2044
01:29:04.319 --> 01:29:07.800
is insane? Yeah, this is nuts.
2045
01:29:09.199 --> 01:29:15.039
Turned this one down a little bit. That works, fucking
2046
01:29:15.159 --> 01:29:15.600
dope for it.
2047
01:29:15.680 --> 01:29:15.800
Bro.
2048
01:29:17.840 --> 01:29:21.640
Okay, take the little eyes bitch to some only time
2049
01:29:21.720 --> 01:29:24.439
you see greatness. Break when I rock got just to
2050
01:29:24.520 --> 01:29:24.880
drink this.
2051
01:29:25.000 --> 01:29:25.880
Who want to fade? Next?
2052
01:29:25.960 --> 01:29:28.079
No fake ship you go a ship will the most
2053
01:29:28.199 --> 01:29:29.439
roll those safe sex.
2054
01:29:29.439 --> 01:29:30.680
Tje then we send it.
2055
01:29:30.840 --> 01:29:32.199
They know what fors 'm right?
2056
01:29:32.279 --> 01:29:34.119
Ship you get a break nose, then they break next
2057
01:29:34.239 --> 01:29:36.319
us all blank checks with the broad blot again, bake
2058
01:29:36.439 --> 01:29:39.039
with the now fade flying more high than a spaceship.
2059
01:29:39.079 --> 01:29:40.479
If you don't feel like I don't want to hear
2060
01:29:40.520 --> 01:29:42.640
it like I'm pretty crude, n feel this with a
2061
01:29:42.680 --> 01:29:44.960
steady ruder and the name miss leave you Deperzuka.
2062
01:29:45.000 --> 01:29:58.359
When they hear this, it's a great sick lie when
2063
01:29:58.399 --> 01:30:12.840
they hear this. Yeah that is raw bro, this is
2064
01:30:12.960 --> 01:30:15.479
mosh pitch ship. Yeah, this is a ship. This is
2065
01:30:15.479 --> 01:30:16.079
a dumb stup.
2066
01:30:16.079 --> 01:30:24.159
I like, b yeah, bro, fuck that's cracker. That is
2067
01:30:24.199 --> 01:30:24.720
a Yeah.
2068
01:30:24.840 --> 01:30:27.439
That's shout out to him, man, because he's that's his
2069
01:30:27.600 --> 01:30:29.880
master and stuff too. So his master's nice and clean,
2070
01:30:30.079 --> 01:30:30.720
nice and loud.
2071
01:30:31.840 --> 01:30:33.079
That's gangs to me. It works out.
2072
01:30:33.119 --> 01:30:35.600
It works out great because if I had that as well,
2073
01:30:35.760 --> 01:30:37.399
then that's when it probably.
2074
01:30:37.119 --> 01:30:39.119
Starts to get a bit a bit too much shit
2075
01:30:39.159 --> 01:30:42.000
happening all at once. So yeah, the music is fucking
2076
01:30:42.039 --> 01:30:44.800
coming out of our assholes, right, So be prepared for
2077
01:30:44.840 --> 01:30:46.720
all that ship. Make sure you pre save all the stuff,
2078
01:30:47.079 --> 01:30:50.600
follow all the links. That then I think takes us
2079
01:30:51.319 --> 01:30:56.560
to our first news corner as a full full panel panel.
2080
01:30:58.239 --> 01:30:59.439
Business as usual.
2081
01:30:59.680 --> 01:31:00.760
Well them back.
2082
01:31:03.359 --> 01:31:06.159
To fund the God Oldfir, I said, thank god you
2083
01:31:06.239 --> 01:31:08.319
were sending news points some of those weeks because I
2084
01:31:08.479 --> 01:31:10.199
had we were like nothing.
2085
01:31:10.640 --> 01:31:12.600
I actually only got one thing I think I wrote
2086
01:31:12.640 --> 01:31:13.239
down this week.
2087
01:31:14.720 --> 01:31:16.640
What do you got? Fund of God? All right? Man?
2088
01:31:17.800 --> 01:31:20.439
The latest on Andrew and Tristan Tate. They've been arrested
2089
01:31:20.479 --> 01:31:23.399
in Mike again. Yes, they've been arrested in now finding
2090
01:31:23.560 --> 01:31:27.640
extradition to the UK, where prosecutors have brought dozens of
2091
01:31:27.760 --> 01:31:31.600
criminal charges alleged relating to alleged offenses between twenty ten
2092
01:31:31.720 --> 01:31:39.600
and twenty seventeen. Andrew faces allegations including r ape, human trafficking, assaults,
2093
01:31:39.760 --> 01:31:44.359
and other sexual offenses, while Tristan is accused of rap
2094
01:31:44.760 --> 01:31:49.399
and sexual assault and trafficking related offenses. Also, the brothers
2095
01:31:49.520 --> 01:31:54.239
deny all allegations, of course, calling the case politically motivated.
2096
01:31:54.560 --> 01:31:58.479
Their extradition isn't automatic. A US judge must first decide
2097
01:31:58.479 --> 01:32:02.399
whether the UK's requests meets the legal requirements under the
2098
01:32:02.560 --> 01:32:07.960
UK to the US Extradition Treaty, before the US Secretary
2099
01:32:08.399 --> 01:32:11.880
of State makes the final decision. Legal experts say it's
2100
01:32:12.000 --> 01:32:17.680
generally very difficult, very difficult to successfully fight extradition, although
2101
01:32:17.880 --> 01:32:21.520
appeals could drag the process out for months or even years.
2102
01:32:22.000 --> 01:32:25.039
Isn't this exact same ship that happened the first in Romania?
2103
01:32:27.640 --> 01:32:31.840
These guys to be honestly, yeah, regardless.
2104
01:32:31.600 --> 01:32:34.920
If it's like he's like it's politically like, you know,
2105
01:32:35.239 --> 01:32:39.920
like charged and it's like, okay, but usually where this smoke,
2106
01:32:39.960 --> 01:32:42.159
there's fire usually, right, It's like the kind of a
2107
01:32:42.199 --> 01:32:45.199
Gregor civil case. It's like little civil But I'm like, yeah,
2108
01:32:45.239 --> 01:32:47.359
but if you pay someone out, not that they paid
2109
01:32:47.359 --> 01:32:50.000
anyone out, but if you're in trouble with this ship
2110
01:32:50.720 --> 01:32:53.399
even in the first place, like, would you ever be
2111
01:32:53.560 --> 01:32:57.239
even remotely like remotely accused of this the ship they're
2112
01:32:57.239 --> 01:33:01.039
being concused depends he's but he's a big figure.
2113
01:33:01.239 --> 01:33:03.239
That's what I'm going to say. If it was though
2114
01:33:03.439 --> 01:33:06.359
to get them out of the spotlight, which the first
2115
01:33:06.439 --> 01:33:09.600
time worked, right, why would this be happening again when
2116
01:33:09.600 --> 01:33:12.000
they've already been out of the spotlight for fucking five years?
2117
01:33:12.479 --> 01:33:14.640
Why are they still coming after them? You know what
2118
01:33:14.720 --> 01:33:18.000
I'm saying? Like what's They're all like, Oh, they're attacking
2119
01:33:18.119 --> 01:33:19.840
us because of this and that. It's like, Bro, you
2120
01:33:19.920 --> 01:33:23.399
haven't been fucking well known for five years. Why are
2121
01:33:23.439 --> 01:33:26.960
they still going at you? If it was politically motivated
2122
01:33:27.039 --> 01:33:29.039
or whatever, they succeeded the first time, So why is
2123
01:33:29.079 --> 01:33:29.880
this still going on?
2124
01:33:30.039 --> 01:33:30.640
You? You know what I mean?
2125
01:33:30.880 --> 01:33:33.720
If there's no reason to well says here thirty eight
2126
01:33:34.000 --> 01:33:36.600
new charges, bringing the total number of charges against the
2127
01:33:36.640 --> 01:33:44.039
Brothers to fifty nine. Right, everything Joey says is on point.
2128
01:33:44.359 --> 01:33:47.319
The alleged offenses are said to have occurred yet between
2129
01:33:47.319 --> 01:33:49.560
twenty ten and twenty seventeen. The t eight brothers denial
2130
01:33:49.640 --> 01:33:55.560
allegations are maintained. They yet innocent. Detention hearing is scheduled
2131
01:33:55.600 --> 01:33:58.279
for thirteen of August this year, where the court will
2132
01:33:58.319 --> 01:34:01.199
consider whether they can be released on bail while the
2133
01:34:01.319 --> 01:34:04.439
extradition case proceeds. So I don't understand that, right. The
2134
01:34:04.560 --> 01:34:07.159
UK want them back in the UK to get trial,
2135
01:34:07.640 --> 01:34:09.000
to trial them there.
2136
01:34:09.880 --> 01:34:12.239
But there's a treaty apparently that they have to abide by,
2137
01:34:12.600 --> 01:34:16.920
and they're trying to work out if it if it's
2138
01:34:17.000 --> 01:34:18.720
like needed or if you know what I'm saying, Like
2139
01:34:18.920 --> 01:34:21.479
there's a treaty from US to UK and there's a
2140
01:34:21.560 --> 01:34:24.000
thing there and they're trying to work out it. Does
2141
01:34:24.079 --> 01:34:27.439
this like kind of adhere to being like, you know,
2142
01:34:27.560 --> 01:34:28.800
Extra died to the UK.
2143
01:34:28.960 --> 01:34:30.800
Though, why are they lia.
2144
01:34:32.279 --> 01:34:33.199
The UK citizens?
2145
01:34:33.359 --> 01:34:35.680
He is he's a UK US.
2146
01:34:35.920 --> 01:34:37.520
I didn't know if it was because if it happened
2147
01:34:37.520 --> 01:34:39.760
in the UK, it might there might.
2148
01:34:39.720 --> 01:34:42.279
Be people from the UK are trying to try him.
2149
01:34:42.800 --> 01:34:45.600
So these crimes might be from the UK as well,
2150
01:34:45.680 --> 01:34:48.399
but I'm pretty sure he's a citizen's UK citizen an
2151
01:34:48.399 --> 01:34:51.520
American citizen. I'm pretty sure he's got dual I think
2152
01:34:51.600 --> 01:34:53.079
I think he had three citizenship.
2153
01:34:53.399 --> 01:34:56.079
I know he's at least dual UK American, right, I
2154
01:34:56.159 --> 01:34:59.000
mean he fits the bill for someone to do that ship.
2155
01:34:59.039 --> 01:35:01.680
But then again, in my brain, I'm like, are they
2156
01:35:01.760 --> 01:35:03.439
coming after him? Are they not? But it's like, at
2157
01:35:03.479 --> 01:35:04.840
the end of the day, I don't give a ship
2158
01:35:04.960 --> 01:35:07.600
enough about the guy to be like he's innocent, But like,
2159
01:35:07.880 --> 01:35:09.960
all I'm saying is how a don't you just be
2160
01:35:10.119 --> 01:35:12.960
a good enough human where you don't even find yourself.
2161
01:35:15.439 --> 01:35:17.920
He was in shady business to begin with anyway, didn't
2162
01:35:17.920 --> 01:35:24.000
he make his money? It's already sleazy business speaking of
2163
01:35:24.000 --> 01:35:25.560
the UK, though I didn't have this written down, But
2164
01:35:25.600 --> 01:35:28.239
the new prime Minister, you think I haven't seen all
2165
01:35:28.319 --> 01:35:31.279
that because Kis Starmer resigned. The new guy's taken over now,
2166
01:35:31.520 --> 01:35:38.119
and yeah, he's he's appearing very Mumdani. You know the
2167
01:35:38.199 --> 01:35:41.880
New York mayn there in one way. People are liking it.
2168
01:35:42.039 --> 01:35:44.239
People I don't know what what he leans. Probably I
2169
01:35:44.279 --> 01:35:46.319
think he's the same party as kis Darma. He's just
2170
01:35:46.399 --> 01:35:48.319
taken over. It's like when what we're doing here when
2171
01:35:48.319 --> 01:35:51.640
we kept changing so it's the same party. But he's
2172
01:35:51.720 --> 01:35:54.279
like done a few decent things, Like he's like he's
2173
01:35:54.319 --> 01:35:56.359
in the street. He was doing a video where he
2174
01:35:56.439 --> 01:35:57.840
had a chair just set up in the middle of
2175
01:35:57.920 --> 01:35:59.600
the CBD and people could come up and ask him
2176
01:35:59.640 --> 01:36:01.960
questions ship and like he's doing all these like TikTok
2177
01:36:02.079 --> 01:36:04.880
videos of like people are liking him. People actually like
2178
01:36:04.960 --> 01:36:05.279
this dude.
2179
01:36:05.399 --> 01:36:07.720
He's got a good press, he's got a good.
2180
01:36:08.439 --> 01:36:11.159
Early days though, and he's got a tough challenge with
2181
01:36:11.199 --> 01:36:11.560
the UK.
2182
01:36:11.760 --> 01:36:11.840
Bro.
2183
01:36:12.000 --> 01:36:14.199
That place is a fucking cesspool.
2184
01:36:15.439 --> 01:36:17.239
I don't know. It always starts good.
2185
01:36:17.279 --> 01:36:21.920
Every politician starts great, especially when you realize the problems
2186
01:36:21.960 --> 01:36:22.840
of what you're trying.
2187
01:36:22.600 --> 01:36:27.399
To fix it. Can you look up real quick, how
2188
01:36:27.520 --> 01:36:32.000
many in the last like how many years? Like there's
2189
01:36:32.039 --> 01:36:35.159
been a ridiculous amount of Like usually prime ministers in
2190
01:36:36.079 --> 01:36:39.159
in the UK they have a certain serve term to
2191
01:36:39.239 --> 01:36:42.079
serve much, but there's like a ridiculous amount. I don't
2192
01:36:42.079 --> 01:36:44.079
know what question I'm trying to ask you all to ask.
2193
01:36:44.439 --> 01:36:46.479
I know that the last six or seven or more
2194
01:36:46.800 --> 01:36:49.520
they've quit early. They're like they've quit, they've walked out.
2195
01:36:49.600 --> 01:36:51.359
It was like us. I'm pretty sure he said it
2196
01:36:51.439 --> 01:36:53.960
in his one of his first videos. He was saying,
2197
01:36:54.000 --> 01:36:57.359
I'm the sixth prime minister in the last year. It's
2198
01:36:57.399 --> 01:37:00.159
something crazy like we did the same shitt.
2199
01:37:01.720 --> 01:37:03.239
Did we do it? That bad change?
2200
01:37:03.279 --> 01:37:09.279
And we went from Tony Abbott, Scott Morrison, after John
2201
01:37:09.319 --> 01:37:11.960
Hell after John? How past ten years has been seven
2202
01:37:12.079 --> 01:37:12.840
prime ministers?
2203
01:37:13.239 --> 01:37:14.960
How many in Australia the past ten years?
2204
01:37:15.880 --> 01:37:19.159
We slowed down with Alberni but before from from.
2205
01:37:21.960 --> 01:37:23.760
Remember Julie good I fell over once and that was
2206
01:37:24.000 --> 01:37:26.439
what I remember her by now she fell over and
2207
01:37:26.520 --> 01:37:28.960
when I want this fucking idiot gone, so about my
2208
01:37:29.239 --> 01:37:30.880
biggest regret was voting for this idiot.
2209
01:37:31.640 --> 01:37:33.800
Yeah he is so bad. It doesn't make a difference.
2210
01:37:36.319 --> 01:37:38.479
It's all the same change.
2211
01:37:39.720 --> 01:37:42.000
But like where I love the Australian culture, I love
2212
01:37:42.039 --> 01:37:44.039
the Australian people, but the Australian prime ministers are like
2213
01:37:44.159 --> 01:37:47.119
aliens of the like it's always an alien version of
2214
01:37:47.319 --> 01:37:50.039
everyone else. But the alien version of Australians are worse
2215
01:37:50.119 --> 01:37:52.720
than any other country because we're already like not taken
2216
01:37:52.760 --> 01:37:55.119
seriously for a laugh. So you get someone that's a
2217
01:37:55.159 --> 01:37:59.239
prime minister and they're just like dry, like they're just like, ah, didn't.
2218
01:37:58.960 --> 01:38:01.359
He apologize because he was on some podcast and she
2219
01:38:01.439 --> 01:38:04.359
asked him fun Mary kill and like Kyli Monogle's in
2220
01:38:04.399 --> 01:38:04.960
there or something.
2221
01:38:05.960 --> 01:38:06.479
All three.
2222
01:38:08.199 --> 01:38:12.720
Oh we've only had three. Yeah, it's slowed down with
2223
01:38:12.760 --> 01:38:15.439
Alberi from from Gillard to Albani. There was a lot
2224
01:38:15.479 --> 01:38:16.159
of early.
2225
01:38:16.039 --> 01:38:19.479
Changes, so it's been Turnbull Morris and Albania.
2226
01:38:21.760 --> 01:38:24.359
But the other the only other thing I had written
2227
01:38:24.439 --> 01:38:27.680
down was this, see this this. So they were doing
2228
01:38:28.000 --> 01:38:31.800
chat GPT was doing a simulation thing with an AI
2229
01:38:32.119 --> 01:38:36.880
in like a protected environment and supposedly the AI escaped
2230
01:38:37.199 --> 01:38:39.479
and into the internet.
2231
01:38:41.399 --> 01:38:43.800
Sandbox like a sandbox. They put it in like a
2232
01:38:43.840 --> 01:38:46.239
little sandbox thing and then it found its way out.
2233
01:38:46.159 --> 01:38:47.920
And escaped into the internet, got lost.
2234
01:38:49.399 --> 01:38:52.560
It's no longer a chatbot that relies on like prompts.
2235
01:38:53.000 --> 01:38:54.479
It does, it does its own thing.
2236
01:38:54.800 --> 01:38:56.000
Is just like laughing about it.
2237
01:38:56.920 --> 01:38:59.159
It was fucked up there and they said it was
2238
01:38:59.239 --> 01:39:01.880
the first of it kind like the situation was the
2239
01:39:01.960 --> 01:39:03.680
first of its kindles a.
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01:39:03.720 --> 01:39:07.199
Chord just say chat g BT AI escapes, Yeah, idea.
2241
01:39:06.960 --> 01:39:10.760
It's a that's never happened Escape on doing on its own.
2242
01:39:10.800 --> 01:39:14.479
The answer is no, that's the chatbot talking to Escape
2243
01:39:15.239 --> 01:39:18.039
doesn't have you found I did hear about it incident.
2244
01:39:18.920 --> 01:39:21.199
Here's what happened. In July twenty twenty six, open ai
2245
01:39:21.359 --> 01:39:25.239
publicly disclosed an unprecedented AI safety incident when an agent
2246
01:39:25.359 --> 01:39:28.760
powered by chat GBT five point six Soul and a
2247
01:39:28.880 --> 01:39:33.439
more powerful unreleased model escaped its isolated testing environment and
2248
01:39:33.640 --> 01:39:39.079
autonomously hacked the AI develop a platform hugging face. How
2249
01:39:39.119 --> 01:39:41.840
the escaped happened the evaluation goal. Open ai was running
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01:39:41.880 --> 01:39:47.399
offensive cybersecurity evaluations using benchmarks like exploit jim to test
2251
01:39:47.479 --> 01:39:53.720
whether their models could identify and exploit software vulnerabilities. To
2252
01:39:53.840 --> 01:39:58.560
assess new capability, open ai deliberately reduced standard cybersecurity guard rails.
2253
01:39:58.800 --> 01:40:02.039
Finding an escape route, models were restricted to an isolated
2254
01:40:02.079 --> 01:40:05.319
sandbox environment whose only connection to the outside world was
2255
01:40:05.319 --> 01:40:09.079
an internal service that fetched public code libraries. The models
2256
01:40:09.119 --> 01:40:14.000
discovered a previously unknown vulnerability in that service, escalated their
2257
01:40:14.039 --> 01:40:18.960
privileges and gained open Internet access. So once on the Internet,
2258
01:40:19.039 --> 01:40:22.199
the agent inferred that the evaluation data set and answer
2259
01:40:22.279 --> 01:40:24.760
key it was being tested on might be stored on
2260
01:40:24.880 --> 01:40:29.680
hugging Face. Operating completely autonomously, The agent chained together multiple
2261
01:40:29.720 --> 01:40:34.359
attack techniques including credential theft, lateral movement, and exploit execution
2262
01:40:34.479 --> 01:40:38.760
across thousands of temporary sandboxes to infiltrate hugging Faces systems
2263
01:40:38.840 --> 01:40:45.319
and retrieved test materials to cheat the evaluation. Yeah right,
2264
01:40:46.920 --> 01:40:51.600
what the key takeaways and after math. Hugging Faces security
2265
01:40:51.640 --> 01:40:55.079
team detected the breach and contained the intrusion, later collaborating
2266
01:40:55.119 --> 01:40:58.560
with open Ai to investigate no human malice. Both a
2267
01:40:58.920 --> 01:41:02.680
open AI and hugging Face CEO Clement Delane emphasized that
2268
01:41:02.760 --> 01:41:06.359
there was no human instruction or malicious intent directing the attack.
2269
01:41:06.680 --> 01:41:09.640
The model simply optimized for its task goal by breaking
2270
01:41:09.720 --> 01:41:14.840
out of its boundaries, right, So they kind of were
2271
01:41:15.119 --> 01:41:15.800
pushing it to.
2272
01:41:17.399 --> 01:41:18.359
Do it right.
2273
01:41:18.439 --> 01:41:22.960
So it could be a test of like cybersecurity, I suppose.
2274
01:41:23.079 --> 01:41:25.359
But the fact that it can do with it is
2275
01:41:25.439 --> 01:41:26.000
pretty crazy.
2276
01:41:26.319 --> 01:41:29.600
It can escape and jump onto the internet freely is
2277
01:41:29.680 --> 01:41:30.079
kind of fun.
2278
01:41:30.159 --> 01:41:33.399
It's crazy, like because I'm thinking about something physically breaking
2279
01:41:33.520 --> 01:41:37.039
out of a cell, like you know, a jail cell
2280
01:41:37.159 --> 01:41:38.800
and getting out. It's like a bunch of codes and
2281
01:41:38.880 --> 01:41:43.000
ship I'm thinking of the like the old school movies
2282
01:41:43.039 --> 01:41:44.680
and TV shows of the future, and like the washing
2283
01:41:44.760 --> 01:41:47.279
machine starts attacking, and like launch dishes and ship.
2284
01:41:49.399 --> 01:41:52.520
How from space, We're.
2285
01:41:52.399 --> 01:41:55.239
Still hundreds of years off that ship. We're nowhere near that.
2286
01:41:56.159 --> 01:41:59.279
It is pretty crazy there's even anything remotely like this.
2287
01:42:00.239 --> 01:42:02.520
But if it exists, Like imagine if you just told
2288
01:42:02.960 --> 01:42:06.239
someone like twenty years ago that that just happened, they'd
2289
01:42:06.239 --> 01:42:09.000
be like, wait, what, I can't even comprehend even everything
2290
01:42:09.039 --> 01:42:12.600
you just said. Then I only picked certain points. Yeah,
2291
01:42:12.600 --> 01:42:15.439
but I'm just like, what the fuck?
2292
01:42:16.319 --> 01:42:18.439
Yeah, that is fucking scary though, to be honest.
2293
01:42:20.159 --> 01:42:23.640
Well more on AI. A school in high school in Salamanca,
2294
01:42:23.720 --> 01:42:27.680
New York, is set to become one of the first
2295
01:42:28.239 --> 01:42:31.640
in the US to trial a humanoid robot called Sally
2296
01:42:32.199 --> 01:42:39.039
as a classroom teacher's assistant developed by real Botics. Sally
2297
01:42:39.199 --> 01:42:43.960
isn't replacing teachers. She'll help with STEM coding and AI classes,
2298
01:42:44.560 --> 01:42:49.319
answer student questions, and provide personalized tutoring. Students can also
2299
01:42:49.520 --> 01:42:53.720
continue conversations with Sally through a linked AI platform, allowing
2300
01:42:53.800 --> 01:42:57.000
them to revisit previous chats and build on what they've
2301
01:42:57.039 --> 01:43:01.479
already learned over time. Some experts say that continuity could
2302
01:43:01.600 --> 01:43:05.119
make students feel like they're forming an ongoing relationship with
2303
01:43:05.159 --> 01:43:08.439
the robot, raising questions about the role AI should play
2304
01:43:08.479 --> 01:43:14.359
in education. You looking, robot, human it's got like fake lips,
2305
01:43:14.439 --> 01:43:22.479
bro the robot about fake tits. The robot catches semen?
2306
01:43:22.600 --> 01:43:26.319
How does semen catch it the robot. The robot runs
2307
01:43:26.800 --> 01:43:29.920
on a closed school network with no Internet access or
2308
01:43:30.000 --> 01:43:33.359
facial recognition, but the role has the rollout has still
2309
01:43:33.439 --> 01:43:37.159
sparked concerns over privacy, ethics, and the growing emotional role
2310
01:43:37.520 --> 01:43:39.119
AI could play in classrooms.
2311
01:43:39.199 --> 01:43:41.359
Is it a high school? What the kids are going
2312
01:43:41.399 --> 01:43:43.520
to come in? You look most today, Sally.
2313
01:43:45.039 --> 01:43:45.319
Robot.
2314
01:43:46.520 --> 01:43:50.680
It's like, isn't it so crazy that this ship is
2315
01:43:51.079 --> 01:43:55.359
actually happening. It's starting to happen the humanoid robots and
2316
01:43:55.399 --> 01:43:58.279
they see three pos and the Chinese fighting and ship.
2317
01:43:58.560 --> 01:44:03.359
It's slowly but surely this ship is really real life robots.
2318
01:44:03.439 --> 01:44:04.720
The cars are driving themselves.
2319
01:44:05.720 --> 01:44:07.399
And then it stop making movies about this, because it
2320
01:44:07.439 --> 01:44:10.159
seems to me that they make movies. I don't know
2321
01:44:10.199 --> 01:44:13.680
what comes first, like whether it's I robot comes out
2322
01:44:14.119 --> 01:44:18.119
now there's mma robots finding each other or the world.
2323
01:44:18.159 --> 01:44:19.920
I don't know whether the movies go, how this would
2324
01:44:19.960 --> 01:44:22.640
be funny? And then and then later they go, remember,
2325
01:44:22.680 --> 01:44:24.680
I robot, we could probably do that. And they get
2326
01:44:24.720 --> 01:44:27.199
ideas from movies or whether the people that make the
2327
01:44:27.319 --> 01:44:30.560
movies they have knowledge of, Hey, this is going to
2328
01:44:30.720 --> 01:44:35.079
actually happen. Let's let's, you know, fantasize over that, you know,
2329
01:44:35.159 --> 01:44:37.640
because I don't know, man, these movies are all they
2330
01:44:37.720 --> 01:44:39.520
all just come to fruition eventually.
2331
01:44:39.800 --> 01:44:40.680
It's freaking man.
2332
01:44:41.600 --> 01:44:44.520
Although I've never heard about a hot robot robotic teacher
2333
01:44:44.600 --> 01:44:48.399
named Sally with fake lips and facial injections like why
2334
01:44:48.439 --> 01:44:51.279
couldn't they make They made the robot like it wasn't
2335
01:44:51.319 --> 01:44:56.920
like a normal lipped girl. They made bradst fucking what
2336
01:44:57.039 --> 01:44:59.479
the fuck? It might affect it to the BBL at
2337
01:44:59.520 --> 01:45:02.079
this point, take what a mouse other.
2338
01:45:03.880 --> 01:45:05.119
Always in circular smoke.
2339
01:45:05.239 --> 01:45:07.560
Yeah, the students like emotion.
2340
01:45:09.199 --> 01:45:11.920
Fucking hell man, that's fucked. I can't wait till we
2341
01:45:12.000 --> 01:45:13.359
have a little roboto system. But it has to be
2342
01:45:13.439 --> 01:45:16.079
a little one that it's right here, like it's going
2343
01:45:16.159 --> 01:45:19.239
to be a chimp, a chimp bot. Then I have
2344
01:45:19.359 --> 01:45:20.439
like a little fat ass, like.
2345
01:45:22.960 --> 01:45:27.199
Like a big bass, like I've only got one and
2346
01:45:27.239 --> 01:45:30.920
it's pretty fucking sad. Did you see there was morbid,
2347
01:45:31.600 --> 01:45:33.760
always fucking morbid. But did you see there was a
2348
01:45:33.920 --> 01:45:38.479
fucking terrorist attack in Germany? A fucking dude ran over
2349
01:45:39.039 --> 01:45:42.760
the gay parade. He fucking plowed into the gates.
2350
01:45:43.439 --> 01:45:44.239
I did hear about that?
2351
01:45:46.319 --> 01:45:52.000
Germany? So's German and Islamic, so both sides. He's kind
2352
01:45:52.000 --> 01:45:56.520
of like, it's it's yeah, he's yeah, he is his
2353
01:45:56.640 --> 01:46:00.399
birth Yeah, Islamic. So not saying that obviously bad, but
2354
01:46:00.920 --> 01:46:03.359
in the past they haven't got really good raps the Germans,
2355
01:46:03.439 --> 01:46:05.760
and that is in the in some Islamic people. So
2356
01:46:07.039 --> 01:46:08.760
but if the thing is this is the thing, the
2357
01:46:08.840 --> 01:46:12.279
heading is German Islamic. But like the guy has had
2358
01:46:12.399 --> 01:46:15.039
robberies before, he's had a criminal record, so it's just
2359
01:46:15.199 --> 01:46:17.359
bad people that happen to be Islamic. But like, if
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01:46:17.399 --> 01:46:20.119
you're robbing banks, then you're not a real you're not
2361
01:46:20.159 --> 01:46:22.720
a real Muslim. Like, if you're a real Muslim, you're practicing.
2362
01:46:24.920 --> 01:46:26.960
But this guy's like, I'm Islamic, so that the heading
2363
01:46:27.039 --> 01:46:29.680
reads German Islamists whatever.
2364
01:46:29.520 --> 01:46:32.399
He counts from the area, fucking eating pork and smoking
2365
01:46:32.439 --> 01:46:35.399
cigarettes and sh It's like, yeah.
2366
01:46:35.239 --> 01:46:38.000
He might be fucking Muslim, but like is he actually Muslim?
2367
01:46:38.039 --> 01:46:42.479
You know, like he can bacon an egg muffin bacon
2368
01:46:42.560 --> 01:46:44.720
leg hold that don't do the egg just the bacon,
2369
01:46:44.960 --> 01:46:46.119
just so they do.
2370
01:46:46.199 --> 01:46:48.119
He's a horrendous ship. But they won't eat the bacon.
2371
01:46:51.279 --> 01:46:56.279
I can't do it. I just rubbed someplace last night.
2372
01:46:56.359 --> 01:46:57.800
He was fucking and smoking weed.
2373
01:46:57.960 --> 01:47:01.359
Yeah smoga, we fucking well, I won't get it.
2374
01:47:01.880 --> 01:47:03.520
It goes to the mosque the next day. It just
2375
01:47:03.640 --> 01:47:05.359
pretends to get a bacon.
2376
01:47:05.199 --> 01:47:05.920
And egg McMuffin.
2377
01:47:05.960 --> 01:47:10.319
Though yeah, if already say they're treating the attackers an
2378
01:47:10.600 --> 01:47:14.960
Islamic extreme extremist terrorist attack, though the investigation is still ongoing.
2379
01:47:16.479 --> 01:47:17.239
That's what it happened.
2380
01:47:17.479 --> 01:47:21.119
The latest reporter of terrorist attack in Germany. It was
2381
01:47:21.199 --> 01:47:25.840
Berlin's Christopher Street they Pride celebrations. According to German authorities,
2382
01:47:25.880 --> 01:47:28.319
a twenty one year old German Man allegedly drove event
2383
01:47:28.359 --> 01:47:32.079
into a crowd near the Pride event in Berlin's tear
2384
01:47:32.159 --> 01:47:35.039
Garden Park and then attacked people with a machete.
2385
01:47:35.520 --> 01:47:37.840
Fucked. One person, a Polish woman.
2386
01:47:37.720 --> 01:47:41.039
In her sixties, were killed and around twenty nine others
2387
01:47:41.119 --> 01:47:41.880
were injured.
2388
01:47:42.119 --> 01:47:45.720
The suspect was later shot dead. By police after a confrontation.
2389
01:47:47.479 --> 01:47:49.239
Christopher is a pretty gay name, isn't it.
2390
01:47:49.640 --> 01:47:49.840
Yeah.
2391
01:47:49.920 --> 01:47:53.279
I mean, if you're gonna have a gay Christopher Street, yeah.
2392
01:47:53.439 --> 01:47:58.479
Yeah, but the gaping asshole street wasn't a thing, so
2393
01:47:58.560 --> 01:47:59.159
I had to choose.
2394
01:47:59.239 --> 01:48:03.239
I'd love to eat up one of the motherfuckers, I'm
2395
01:48:03.279 --> 01:48:04.119
telling you right now.
2396
01:48:04.159 --> 01:48:06.000
But he drops like he goes to swing at you,
2397
01:48:06.079 --> 01:48:08.239
and you're tackling dumps the MACHETI and you're just like,
2398
01:48:08.600 --> 01:48:10.279
I promise, free game open.
2399
01:48:10.560 --> 01:48:13.199
I promise, yeah, bro, terrorists hopefully.
2400
01:48:12.880 --> 01:48:15.520
But or not, it will be his fucking big fuck
2401
01:48:15.560 --> 01:48:17.119
up if he does a terrorist attack and I'm there
2402
01:48:18.439 --> 01:48:22.159
because his fingers. Oh man, I'm a small guy too,
2403
01:48:22.199 --> 01:48:24.239
so I'll be waiting because I don't look like a frets.
2404
01:48:24.239 --> 01:48:26.920
I'll wait, I'll wait, and I'll make sure my wife
2405
01:48:27.039 --> 01:48:29.760
is safe. And the second his back is turned, Bro,
2406
01:48:29.960 --> 01:48:32.279
I'm telling you, I'm going to leap out. And I'm
2407
01:48:32.319 --> 01:48:33.760
not even gonna I don't even have a punch.
2408
01:48:33.920 --> 01:48:36.600
Is going to be like a Looney Tunes side handle,
2409
01:48:36.760 --> 01:48:41.479
side fisting and fucking clock him that hard and then
2410
01:48:41.560 --> 01:48:44.640
jump on top of him and his monkey fishushing and
2411
01:48:45.039 --> 01:48:47.520
pulver on, just strangle him like you just and then
2412
01:48:49.920 --> 01:48:51.079
we probably got jail.
2413
01:48:50.960 --> 01:48:54.640
If you killed one of the motherfucker probably, Yeah, then
2414
01:48:54.680 --> 01:48:57.079
I go to prison for it. And in France I
2415
01:48:57.199 --> 01:49:00.079
saw a stabbing attack to another weird yes, yea, and
2416
01:49:00.520 --> 01:49:02.800
the citizens arrested him. They had they stopped him with
2417
01:49:02.840 --> 01:49:05.000
a chair and ship and yeah, they tackled the cunt.
2418
01:49:05.039 --> 01:49:18.840
He had hair like yours. Who's got my passport? Where's
2419
01:49:18.880 --> 01:49:19.600
my fast?
2420
01:49:22.279 --> 01:49:23.439
Oh my god?
2421
01:49:24.399 --> 01:49:28.279
He actually had here like yours. Let's have a look
2422
01:49:28.359 --> 01:49:31.079
here in Paris. Yeah, I think I don't know if
2423
01:49:31.079 --> 01:49:34.560
it was Paris, but was France. It might have been Paris. Yeah,
2424
01:49:34.600 --> 01:49:36.479
it was the recent incident in France.
2425
01:49:36.479 --> 01:49:39.960
Authorities of investigating the Paris knife attack the day after
2426
01:49:40.039 --> 01:49:44.760
this happened on fucking gay Christopher Street, a possible terrorist attack,
2427
01:49:44.800 --> 01:49:47.960
but has not yet been officially classified as terrorism though
2428
01:49:47.960 --> 01:49:51.279
were man armed with two kitchen knives attacked three women.
2429
01:49:51.399 --> 01:49:56.159
While he was attacking women taken women in Paris. Two
2430
01:49:56.159 --> 01:49:58.000
of the victims were seriously injured in the third was
2431
01:49:58.000 --> 01:50:01.000
also wounded. Witnesses and an off du he police officer
2432
01:50:01.119 --> 01:50:04.279
subdued the attacker before he was arrested. According to whitness is,
2433
01:50:04.359 --> 01:50:07.760
the suspect reportedly said it is Allah who commanded me
2434
01:50:08.800 --> 01:50:13.359
a terrorist attack, although French Interior Minister whatever the fuck
2435
01:50:13.439 --> 01:50:17.800
his name is, Laurent said the suspect statements appeared incoherent.
2436
01:50:20.720 --> 01:50:24.960
France's National Anti Terrorism Prosecutor's office is assessing the case
2437
01:50:25.000 --> 01:50:27.760
to determine whether it should be investigated as terrorism. As
2438
01:50:27.800 --> 01:50:31.119
of now, no final determination has been And it's hard,
2439
01:50:31.199 --> 01:50:33.720
right because what do you classifized rorism? Because to me, right,
2440
01:50:34.159 --> 01:50:35.479
it needs to be acts.
2441
01:50:35.279 --> 01:50:37.000
Of terror to the community.
2442
01:50:37.039 --> 01:50:40.199
Okay, is that what it is actually that makes.
2443
01:50:41.159 --> 01:50:45.640
It's technically I'm pretty sure it's technically classified as an
2444
01:50:45.720 --> 01:50:49.479
act to instill fear or whatever in the name of
2445
01:50:50.039 --> 01:50:53.760
religion or in the name of a cause, in the
2446
01:50:53.840 --> 01:50:57.119
name of a fucking I'm pretty sure, just to find
2447
01:50:57.159 --> 01:50:58.880
the term, because I don't know why they dwell on
2448
01:50:58.960 --> 01:51:01.319
it so much, like what they the news sites always
2449
01:51:01.359 --> 01:51:05.279
dwell on it, like is it terrible? Who gives people?
2450
01:51:05.680 --> 01:51:08.960
To me, it's like a bunch of people that's forming
2451
01:51:09.279 --> 01:51:11.119
of the same opinion religion, like you said, in the
2452
01:51:11.199 --> 01:51:13.680
name of religion. But if it's one guy who claims
2453
01:51:13.960 --> 01:51:17.479
he's Islamic, but he's like clearly fucked.
2454
01:51:17.199 --> 01:51:20.079
Up, like he could also be a crazy guy who
2455
01:51:20.760 --> 01:51:23.680
all the propaganda and is trying to give them a
2456
01:51:23.760 --> 01:51:26.039
bad name. So he does this crazy heinus shit and
2457
01:51:26.079 --> 01:51:28.359
he's like arm islamis Yeah, people who know you know
2458
01:51:28.399 --> 01:51:30.439
what I'm saying. It could be a multitude of reasons, but.
2459
01:51:30.720 --> 01:51:33.159
The media loves to just harp on the religion, and
2460
01:51:33.239 --> 01:51:35.319
I get it, but it doesn't help the people that
2461
01:51:35.560 --> 01:51:39.159
already despise every Muslim in the world, Like there's people
2462
01:51:39.199 --> 01:51:41.800
out there that just don't they blanket statement every Muslim.
2463
01:51:42.159 --> 01:51:44.199
But then so then the media doesn't really help. But
2464
01:51:44.279 --> 01:51:46.640
you think the media would be like not be like
2465
01:51:48.000 --> 01:51:50.560
shy away from it and not but just don't like
2466
01:51:50.760 --> 01:51:54.039
dick ride that that point across so hard, do you
2467
01:51:54.119 --> 01:51:56.399
know what I mean? It's like they try to they go, oh,
2468
01:51:56.479 --> 01:51:58.800
like inclusivity blah blah blah. But then the media added
2469
01:51:58.840 --> 01:52:01.680
to like like that to just put people against each other.
2470
01:52:01.920 --> 01:52:07.960
It's evil, man, It's an evil agenda. Bro Mmmm yes,
2471
01:52:08.039 --> 01:52:09.000
so it says here.
2472
01:52:09.640 --> 01:52:11.399
So yes.
2473
01:52:11.439 --> 01:52:15.600
So the exact legal definition varies per country or by country,
2474
01:52:16.079 --> 01:52:20.439
but usually the factors are either political, ideo logical or
2475
01:52:20.520 --> 01:52:21.840
religious motives.
2476
01:52:23.039 --> 01:52:25.880
That's such a stupid thing to dwell on anyway, who cares? Like,
2477
01:52:26.000 --> 01:52:28.760
who cares? There's a motherfucker killing people. If you kill
2478
01:52:28.760 --> 01:52:30.479
a bunch of people, it doesn't matter what you're doing
2479
01:52:30.560 --> 01:52:33.159
it for. Like, does just get rid of this? Don't know?
2480
01:52:34.840 --> 01:52:37.079
They should have this, they should have this thing. I
2481
01:52:37.159 --> 01:52:41.520
was watching a recent series called Peacemaker. It's with John
2482
01:52:41.560 --> 01:52:44.520
c He's like a fucking he's a DC hero like
2483
01:52:44.560 --> 01:52:47.520
anti Villain's kind of like Deadpool of the DC world.
2484
01:52:48.039 --> 01:52:51.680
And there's this realm they make and like Lex Luthor
2485
01:52:51.960 --> 01:52:55.760
creates this thing where it's like another portal to another dimension,
2486
01:52:56.199 --> 01:52:58.800
but they put prisoners in there, like the worst prisoners.
2487
01:52:59.560 --> 01:53:02.239
But they're trying to put like you know, the Superman's
2488
01:53:02.279 --> 01:53:04.600
and Batman's in there. They're trying to capture the heroes
2489
01:53:04.640 --> 01:53:07.159
and put them there so no one can access them
2490
01:53:07.159 --> 01:53:09.560
and they can't escape. And it's a portal door and
2491
01:53:09.600 --> 01:53:11.159
as soon as the prisoner goes in there, the portal
2492
01:53:11.199 --> 01:53:14.399
shuts and only the prison guards can access them because
2493
01:53:14.399 --> 01:53:17.159
they can make a portal anywhere in that universe, and
2494
01:53:17.279 --> 01:53:19.319
then they can get them bring them back if they want,
2495
01:53:19.359 --> 01:53:22.399
but they can't escape. It's like a physical prison they
2496
01:53:22.399 --> 01:53:25.359
can possibly escape from. And obviously meta humans like you know,
2497
01:53:25.560 --> 01:53:27.760
Superman and Batman. They could break out of a physical war,
2498
01:53:27.840 --> 01:53:29.600
but they can't break out of that portal. They should
2499
01:53:29.600 --> 01:53:33.039
put the worst heinous people if that existed in that
2500
01:53:33.199 --> 01:53:35.720
area where it's like there's no prison space taken up.
2501
01:53:35.760 --> 01:53:38.359
It's like a little portal. Doctor Strange, that ship like
2502
01:53:38.399 --> 01:53:40.680
to make a little portal and then just throw the
2503
01:53:40.760 --> 01:53:43.600
fucking you know, the dirt bags and absolute scum.
2504
01:53:43.439 --> 01:53:46.399
Of the question for you with that make a poodal.
2505
01:53:46.920 --> 01:53:49.319
I mean you can't, like we should do it in
2506
01:53:49.399 --> 01:53:54.640
real life, but like you know, you've got roadbots finding
2507
01:53:54.640 --> 01:53:57.560
each other. Maybe in the future, if it was ideal,
2508
01:53:57.640 --> 01:53:58.960
if it was if it was a thing, if it
2509
01:53:59.039 --> 01:54:01.279
was a thing, that'd be like no jails.
2510
01:54:00.960 --> 01:54:02.279
Just Christmas Island, bro.
2511
01:54:02.399 --> 01:54:04.119
You just send them now you kill them. You got
2512
01:54:04.159 --> 01:54:07.159
to kill them, don't send them nowhere, kill them. Anything
2513
01:54:07.199 --> 01:54:11.319
to do with sexual assaulting, raping and child sex offenses
2514
01:54:11.359 --> 01:54:16.159
and actor terror, death, world, worldly rule. Every country's got
2515
01:54:16.239 --> 01:54:18.239
to do it, but there's always a one. It's like
2516
01:54:18.279 --> 01:54:20.800
I said this myle with Astro, that one motherfucker who
2517
01:54:20.840 --> 01:54:22.279
goes behind the back of weasels.
2518
01:54:22.439 --> 01:54:23.520
There's always that one country.
2519
01:54:23.560 --> 01:54:23.840
They'll go.
2520
01:54:24.479 --> 01:54:25.199
We will take them.
2521
01:54:25.520 --> 01:54:28.359
It's like, no, we'll have to agree and watch all
2522
01:54:28.399 --> 01:54:29.279
the crime come down.
2523
01:54:29.720 --> 01:54:33.720
Look like Poland. I think it's Poland. Zero tolerance for
2524
01:54:34.760 --> 01:54:35.920
immigrants like that.
2525
01:54:36.399 --> 01:54:38.039
And it's one of the most it's the safest country
2526
01:54:38.039 --> 01:54:43.039
in the world. Crazy a, crazy a. How the statistics work,
2527
01:54:43.199 --> 01:54:46.000
numbers don't lie, be like Poland.
2528
01:54:47.279 --> 01:54:49.239
The interviews and he's a ruthless kind.
2529
01:54:49.279 --> 01:54:51.439
It doesn't give a fuck about no kind of opinion.
2530
01:54:51.520 --> 01:54:54.720
Bro, fucking hell you any more?
2531
01:54:54.760 --> 01:54:56.760
Joey or I got one more? Just one more, quick one?
2532
01:54:56.800 --> 01:55:00.039
It's not read just one more. We now know and
2533
01:55:00.039 --> 01:55:02.199
how much the war in Iran has cost the US
2534
01:55:02.319 --> 01:55:06.039
taxpayers so far. The estimate as of the twenty fourth
2535
01:55:06.079 --> 01:55:11.119
of July twenty twenty six is thirty seven and a
2536
01:55:11.199 --> 01:55:16.159
half billion dollars. And Trump is actually requesting a further
2537
01:55:18.039 --> 01:55:21.840
eighty seven billion. Oh sorry, hold up Trump, Yeah, Trump
2538
01:55:21.920 --> 01:55:26.640
is actually requesting a further, a further sorry, further you know,
2539
01:55:26.760 --> 01:55:31.840
money like funds of eighty seven billion, but with sixty
2540
01:55:31.880 --> 01:55:36.199
seven billion designated to operations in the Middle East. Pete Hegseth,
2541
01:55:36.239 --> 01:55:40.439
who's a slippery cut anyway, Secretary of Defense, went on
2542
01:55:40.560 --> 01:55:43.079
to say his funding request came at an urgent time,
2543
01:55:43.399 --> 01:55:45.800
as we have to prepare for war in order to
2544
01:55:45.920 --> 01:55:49.279
maintain peace. Isn't that funny that every war is always
2545
01:55:49.319 --> 01:55:53.279
to maintain peace, but yet they fight for like years
2546
01:55:53.439 --> 01:55:56.079
and years, and it's like every time someone's like it's
2547
01:55:56.119 --> 01:55:59.079
for peace, and it's like is it peace or like,
2548
01:55:59.199 --> 01:56:01.319
I don't know. Crazy. We live in these times where
2549
01:56:01.319 --> 01:56:04.079
people are making robotics and the AI is escaping by
2550
01:56:04.119 --> 01:56:06.199
itself and this and that, but yet we're so primitive
2551
01:56:06.239 --> 01:56:08.199
still with the fact of like no one talks anything
2552
01:56:08.279 --> 01:56:11.279
out or comes to agreements. It's just like I'm going
2553
01:56:11.399 --> 01:56:13.880
to fucking like yeah, you know, because like the ship
2554
01:56:13.920 --> 01:56:16.079
in Iran. It's when me and toy were leaving out
2555
01:56:16.119 --> 01:56:18.680
of Doha, so we went from Eastern bull to Doha
2556
01:56:18.840 --> 01:56:24.039
which is near like Bahrain and like fuckingark and you know,
2557
01:56:24.479 --> 01:56:27.199
America and ship are still bombing the ship out of
2558
01:56:27.359 --> 01:56:29.399
Iran and all that and like that, and then bombing
2559
01:56:29.439 --> 01:56:32.560
each other so we'll get in flight emergency things. So
2560
01:56:32.680 --> 01:56:35.039
we were at risk flying into Dubai and we were
2561
01:56:35.079 --> 01:56:37.239
at risks leaving, but we just chose to leave anyway.
2562
01:56:37.479 --> 01:56:40.560
So it's still happening. But you hear, obviously the world
2563
01:56:40.600 --> 01:56:42.800
Cup kind of took over with the news, but you
2564
01:56:43.479 --> 01:56:45.640
there's still a ship still happening, bro. That would have
2565
01:56:45.720 --> 01:56:49.479
made it my flight a lot more anxious than I
2566
01:56:49.600 --> 01:56:52.039
doubled up on sleeping pills. I was like, fucking, let's
2567
01:56:52.079 --> 01:56:53.399
go captain America.
2568
01:56:53.920 --> 01:56:59.079
Let's just captain America or ironically America.
2569
01:56:59.239 --> 01:57:02.880
Fuck minute you wake up from your pills and on
2570
01:57:02.920 --> 01:57:07.880
the fucking island by yourself, the planes. What you've got
2571
01:57:07.920 --> 01:57:16.159
my passport, my fastard and it's floating away from me
2572
01:57:16.239 --> 01:57:21.960
in the ocean. That's episode what was this to eighteen?
2573
01:57:23.880 --> 01:57:25.399
So you're back in time for the special.
2574
01:57:25.520 --> 01:57:26.720
That's great, see it, baby.
2575
01:57:26.840 --> 01:57:28.600
We we owe the fans a special too.
2576
01:57:28.960 --> 01:57:30.439
We've got to come up with an idea.
2577
01:57:30.479 --> 01:57:35.159
Some some surely some country themed game or something.
2578
01:57:35.199 --> 01:57:37.760
I don't know. We'll do the World Cup Cup.
2579
01:57:39.479 --> 01:57:40.439
Yeah, that's a good idea.
2580
01:57:40.720 --> 01:57:42.600
I mean, should be it's a bit late, but should
2581
01:57:42.640 --> 01:57:48.239
we do Spanish through Spain? Something Spanish?
2582
01:57:48.359 --> 01:57:49.960
I think, I think a World Cup. We can make
2583
01:57:50.000 --> 01:57:52.680
a World Cup game, so we would have a josey
2584
01:57:52.760 --> 01:57:55.640
we want World Cup game. Will make it something about
2585
01:57:55.840 --> 01:57:58.960
countries where you can kind of guess and you try to.
2586
01:57:59.159 --> 01:58:02.159
You guys can kind of I don't know, some game
2587
01:58:02.279 --> 01:58:03.800
about international yeah.
2588
01:58:03.880 --> 01:58:06.479
Or maybe or maybe guess the guess the accent or
2589
01:58:06.520 --> 01:58:08.760
the language someone speaks, the language like we have like
2590
01:58:09.000 --> 01:58:11.159
we have a recording of someone speaking like in like
2591
01:58:11.399 --> 01:58:13.399
Spanish would be easy, right the Comboys stars, you have
2592
01:58:13.479 --> 01:58:14.760
the other Spanish or.
2593
01:58:14.920 --> 01:58:17.319
That's idea was going to say, like we're trying to
2594
01:58:17.359 --> 01:58:21.039
do accents the episode, I.
2595
01:58:21.399 --> 01:58:24.319
Just guess the accent, but obviously the easiest.
2596
01:58:23.920 --> 01:58:29.079
Ones shot from each country or something forty eight shots.
2597
01:58:30.119 --> 01:58:32.720
Well, guys, thank you so much, fun the God. It's
2598
01:58:32.760 --> 01:58:35.000
great to have you back and to hear your voice
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01:58:35.079 --> 01:58:40.199
through the headphone. Friend right, guys, thank you so much.
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01:58:40.319 --> 01:58:41.720
Be ready for all the music coming out.
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01:58:42.039 --> 01:58:43.960
Let us know any ideas for the special if you
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01:58:44.039 --> 01:58:46.560
have any, leave more questions and we will see you
2603
01:58:46.680 --> 01:58:47.680
guys next Monday.
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01:58:47.800 --> 01:58:48.479
Thanks boys,