FireCast - ACROBAT FAIL! - #227

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This guy, this acrobatic girl on top of the guy's shoulders,
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she went up, went to go up, and he went
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to flip her, and she went to come down on
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his shoulders, dropped her. She went almost face first. Let's go, baby.
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All right. Hello. Zesty cast return, boys.
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What's happening?
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Gays and LGTBs are copping a lot of the grunt
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of the jokes lately. We need to switch it up. Blacks,
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use her on the next list.
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It's funny because Rose listens to all the episodes, right?
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She listened to last week and she goes, She sends
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me a message. She goes, I can't believe you guys
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are saying that stuff and posting it. Saying what? And
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she goes, Iggy is so offensive. I was like. Fucking
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hell no. And then I listened back earlier because I
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was listening.
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What did I say that's so offensive?
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And I was like.
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Iggy said lesbians are gross.
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I was like, yeah.
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They fucking are.
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The gay is a lesbian thing. And I said to her,
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I said, look, he does say some things that I
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probably wouldn't say.
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But. We're all thinking.
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Everybody cops it, right?
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Yeah.
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I said, you can't. If you're not going to get offended.
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when we're talking about fucking Afghanis and shit, you can't
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get offended when it's your turn to cop the joke.
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You know what I mean? As long as we're consistent,
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which we are, we're consistent, it's fine. You know what
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I mean?
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Everybody cops it here. Consistently rude. He's like, I'm not
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being rude. I'm like, you're being extremely rude.
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No, you're like, I'm not being rude, but they're gross.
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Netanyahu's been copping a lot of it too. We've got
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to change targets. Anything's fair game for you. There's going
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to be a fucking missile on my fucking apartment soon.
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Yeah, I still think there would be hot lesbians out there, right?
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There is.
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That's what Rose said.
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There definitely is two couples.
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I didn't want to keep pushing the argument, but I
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was like, I know I've watched a lot of porn.
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With hot lesbians, but there would be, 100%. Like sometimes
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there's those girls.
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I mean, I'm not in those circles, right?
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Yeah, we don't know. It doesn't exist.
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It doesn't exist.
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They're out there.
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It does not exist.
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I reckon there's girls out there, and we're just continuing
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off last week. I reckon there's girls out there where
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that typical dyke kind of, you know, even the word
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dyke is offensive, but you know what I mean? The
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more butchier ones that Iggy was alluding to, right? Or
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alluding to, sorry. I reckon there's girls out there where
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you couldn't tell from a bar of soap. You just assume, oh, straight, right?
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And then there'd be another cute girl and they just
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find each other, right? But I do agree one usually
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is a bit more masked. But we're thinking of the
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guy with like, we're thinking of the girl with a
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spiky dog collar on with her hair spiked up looking
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like Guy Fieri going to fucking meatloaf concerts. Do you
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know what I mean? But I reckon there's a range
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for sure. We're just talking shit, man. The thing is though,
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the shit Iggy was talking about, that stereotype does exist.
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There's no, it's no bullshit. You know what I mean?
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But that's the thing.
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It's like, this ain't no conspiracy theory, man. I'm just
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fucking saying shit all you bitches are scared to say, bro.
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And I'm going to say it.
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Imagine that. Dykes are a conspiracy theory. People like, attractive.
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Dykes are a conspiracy theory.
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Well, I said that. I was like, look, everyone cops it.
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And Rose was like, you know what?
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Fair enough.
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I was like, if you, you know, you can't, We
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joke about Indians.
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Mexicans, Afghans, everybody.
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You can't get offended when it's your turn to cop
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the joke.
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It's either all of it's okay or none of it's okay.
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But if you're watching on the YouTube, welcome. This is
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our not new studio. This is not our new studio.
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We're still... We can't get the table.
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We are the gypsy cast because we.
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Keep moving from different rooms. We got the table though, but.
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We're going to be in a pool the next episode.
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Just randomly in a pool.
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Wrong room. You know what would be a vibe if
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it wouldn't get so hot, bro?
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The shed.
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Because there's power out there.
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That would actually be hectic.
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That would be a vibe, eh? You can make that work. Nah,
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but we'd die in the heat.
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It would literally be the fight cast.
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Yeah, yeah. It would be the sauna cast. So I forgot.
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I was supposed to drill holes for the cords in
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the table today. I forgot my drill. And then me
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and Iggy, before DZ got here, me and Iggy tried
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to get the table in the actual studio. And it
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couldn't fit.
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It doesn't fit.
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So Iggy and Dizzy's abuelo made this table. And it's
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a pretty– it's a good table, man.
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It's a beautiful table.
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But obviously the dimensions weren't right and, you know.
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We're going to have to unscrew the legs or something.
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Yeah, yeah, we're going to have to unscrew the legs.
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Which I– me and him, when I went to pick
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it up, we're kind of looking and he helps me–
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we couldn't even get it hardly through his front door,
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mind you. And then he looks at me and goes–
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is this even going to fit in the door? And
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I'm like, oh, I don't know now. I'm like, if
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we struggle to get it through this front door, I'm like,
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probably fucking not. So then I was like, look, worst case,
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I'll just fucking borrow, drill, unscrew all the fucking legs
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and shit and we can just put it back together.
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Just be prepared whenever you move, hopefully not, a time
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close to here but you'll have to do the exact same.
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Thing yeah yeah that's fine that's fine that's fine um
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or just.
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Take out a wall entirely yeah so anyway drive your
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car through the front wall we're here.
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Nonetheless bringing you the monday night entertainment as always right
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um i'm liking the plain white backdrops though it looks clean.
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Yeah it looks really cool less is more.
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You know but nice and simple at one point we
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had like 20.
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000 The blankets The Chinese dragons And the.
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Sydney on cities And then one That overlaps So it'd
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be a Chinese dragon And then like On the water.
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That's fucking gold It's evolution man Here for the ride
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DZ How you been man Your album EP seems to
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be done I think I finished the last song I'm
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pretty sure It's dropping on the.
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9th Apparently I was telling you off air man Shout
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out Jazz bro He's.
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A My collaborator for this one. It's been a long
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time coming. Many months of planning and working. And I
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was talking with him. And we're getting close to crunch time.
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And I was just talking to him. I said, maybe
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we could do the ninth. Should get the tracks back.
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We could do the ninth. He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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nothing locked in though. And then like three days later,
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he tagged me in a post to drop in the
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track list.
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He's like, drop in on the knife. I'm like, fuck, okay,
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we're dropping on the knife now. It should be good.
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You're telling me the last track should be good.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So it should be okay for the knife, man. So
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I'll have pre-saving shit soon. So look forward to that
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Bounty Hunters, man. This shit is cool, bro. Like we
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did the skits, like we had the two intro skits.
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It's fucking cool, man. It's a cool EP. You know
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what you should have done now that I'm thinking about it?
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You guys should have gone back and uploaded all your
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old collabs together and make it like a fucking 10-track album.
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I would have liked to do that, but the thing is,
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a lot of those collabs are on Sunday already.
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Oh, okay.
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I would have done that, though, because we have a lot.
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We have Keep Going. Yeah, man. Phonies was one of
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the tracks he wanted to put on there, and I
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even brought it up to you. And you're like, yeah,
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but if we take phonies off the maker's tape, I
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want to replace it with something else. And we didn't
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have something else.
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Yeah, that's correct.
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I told Jazz that. I'm like, fuck it.
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Correct, correct, correct.
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Put phonies on there as like a teaser of what's
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coming next.
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Yeah, correct.
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Because that was like our, you know. So, yeah, look
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forward to that. It's a heater, man. You're going to
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like this one, man. You'll like it.
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It's dope.
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So, yeah, not long to wait now and next week, man. So,
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other than that. just dodging the fucking moths on the way.
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You've seen all these.
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Fucking moths, bro. Bro, moths have been getting in my house, man.
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And then, because obviously Josh and Tory are living with
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us at the moment, right? So Josh is more of
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the method of catching the moth and releasing it. I'm
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in the business of getting my slide. Yeah, you're a killer.
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No, no, no, they're endangered, bro. Don't kill them.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, yeah, don't kill them.
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Now they're endangered when there's 10 billion of them flying
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from here to fucking.
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Apparently, there's a reason why they're... There's a reason why
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they're all hovering over here. I just don't know what
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the reason is.
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I'll get it up for you in a second.
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But Tori said something about endangered as well. But next minute,
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she's like, they're endangered, but she's the one orchestrating the hit.
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She's like, it's over there. And I'm like, and then
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Josh comes in and does the whole, I don't know
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if you watch Lord of the Rings, right?
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Yeah, I've seen bits of it.
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Oh, okay. So there's a scene where Gandalf is on
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the top of one of the towers, like where him
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and Saruman were fighting. And then he goes to call
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out one of the big eagles that he eventually escapes on.
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And he grabs a butterfly in his hand and he's
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holding the butterfly, but he's not squashing it. So there's
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gaps between his fingers and the wings, but it's caged
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in his hand softly. He's not like rough with it.
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Is that what Josh is doing? And Josh is going,
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Josh has grabbed it and it's in his hand and
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it's fluttering around in his hand, but it can't escape.
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And then he just opens the door calmly and just goes,
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and next minute I got my slide ready to go. Like, okay, yeah,
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I guess you can do that method. I tried the
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next time. I'm like, maybe I'll conserve life. And I
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tried for about six minutes. Not even that, not even that.
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It took about six minutes for me to just catch
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this thing. And before I even caught it, I couldn't
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even catch it. So I just went. You gave up.
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You have time with me, you know what I mean?
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I opened the front door for it to escape and
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then three more come in.
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So the moss we're seeing is called the Bogong Moss migration,
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big migration. They're trying to fly towards the Australian Alps
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and the Snowy Mountains. They've been flying for hundreds of kilometres.
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Just to die at the hand of Joey. Imagine you
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fly 10,000 fucking kilometres.
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The Moth's arch nemesis, a thunder guard, strikes again.
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So what's been happening is they don't usually take this route,
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but there's been strong winds that have been pushing the
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Moths towards our hood. So the Western Sydney area.
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Who's the fucking... They have a meeting about this. How
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do they all stay in contact on where to go?
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Got the Moths. Yeah, how the fuck do they know?
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There's 10 billion of the cunts.
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How do they know.
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we're going this way this time, boys. This season, there's
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lots of wind, so we're going.
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That's mother nature, mate. How did the great migration buffalo
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and antelope and shit know where the fuck they're going?
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They cross rivers full of saltwater crocs, what, for no reason? No,
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they just, that gut instinct, bro. It's what animals do.
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It's fucking, it's, actually pretty fucking interesting but yeah other
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than that I'm trying to see who the fuck was
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going around saying they're endangered I swear someone told me.
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That our auntie said that are.
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They in all it takes is one bullshitter to say
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something and then someone tells someone else and then whether
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it's intended or not just the wrong info just easily
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gets out of But moths are like, they're big enough
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that when they fly into you, it scares the shit
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out of me, bro. I'm not going to lie. I
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can't act cool when a moth is flying at my face.
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I have to, I flinch. I act like a bitch.
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I can't, if I'm trying to act hard in front
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of people, there's nothing worse, which I'm never trying to do.
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But imagine if you just like, I don't know, not
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act hard. When you're out in public, you're trying to
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just be like, act cool. And then all of a sudden,
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a moth flies at you and you're like, I'd just
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be like, and then when I get out of it,
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I'll be like, act cool again.
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That was embarrassing. Yeah.
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Before I ask you two how you're going, I've got
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a fun fact for you. This was fucking crazy. This
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is my pub trivia fact.
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They're not endangered, by the way.
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I don't know who the fuck's been making that up.
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So you're right.
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It's just misinformation. It catches fire.
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Sorry.
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But my little fact for you, you two, if you
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had to guess, how old is the oldest steel operating
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company in the world? So if you had to guess,
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what year do you think could possibly be around the time?
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You get what I'm trying to say?
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What's the oldest company?
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The oldest company that's still operating today, if you had
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to guess.
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I reckon like 1800s. I reckon, yeah, like maybe 1607
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or something. It's 578 AD.
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What? Year 578, right? It's a Japanese company. Called Congo Gumi.
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And they're a temple building company.
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Oh, wow.
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So for over 1400 years, it's been family run. And
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when there was no male heir to inherit the business,
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the daughters married capable. you know, carpenters to take over
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the business. And to this day, it's still a. What
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the fuck was that?
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That sleep paralysis demon from that album came out.
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Holy shit.
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Do you ever get that? Do you ever like you're
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drinking something acidic and you swallow and then something just like,
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I wasn't even swallowing that. I just swallowed. And then
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I just relaxed and I went.
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That's funny as fuck.
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Anyway, it's still an operating subsidiary of Takamaru Construction Company.
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14 fucking hundred.
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Years, bro. This is just my suspicion. Probably almost like
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the fact that moths being endangered was false. This might
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be false. But a business or people that want to
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keep a company that bad to have it operating that long,
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surely something is like corrupt not corrupt but they're like
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i don't.
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Know that's where the money is man.
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Yeah there's more chance of like you know under the
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table dealings and stuff.
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Well i'm not surprised it's the japanese yeah it's gonna
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be any you know.
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What i mean like if there's money because like think
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about it right if you have a really successful business
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and you have no more heirs they didn't think to
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just sell it to the family members like split it
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or sell it they're just like Okay, so the girls
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had to get with someone.
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Is that what you said? The girls had to get
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with someone? They married someone.
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They married her, which is like you're taking it outside
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the family.
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It's like an arranged marriage.
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Not outside the family, but like technically the purpose is
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for that.
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Like year 578. That's crazy.
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What did it look like then? Do you know what
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I mean?
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They were dealing in rocks and sticks. But anyway, that's
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my little fun fact for you. But how are you,
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Friendly Files? Yeah, pretty good.
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Finishing off this EP for you guys, I've been struggling
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to start something new.
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You've got to settle in, I think.
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Jesus Christ, man. That's why I was so excited to
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get this shit into the room, to start filling up
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the room. Fuck me. It sounds like I'm making music
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in a ghost town in there. It's fucked. It's fucked.
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But nonetheless, I mastered and mixed the last track for
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them on the EP and it sounds pretty fucking good.
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So I think I just got to kind of... just
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get over it and readjust to the new acoustics. It's
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not like going to dampen my production. It just sounds
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like it is, but I just got to kind of
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readjust my ears to the new room. So I'm struggling
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to kind of start a new idea. I've got two
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singles that I need to finish up that I can
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release to kind of tie me off for about a
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month until I can get back into it. But other
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than that, going away this weekend should be fun. Going
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to Port Macquarie again. I like Port Macquarie, man.
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It's nice up there.
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It's a good spot, man. Went last year with some
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homies and it's basically the exact same people going again. So, again,
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good fun. I watched the semifinal with this guy and
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a few friends. Knights did it, man.
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Unbelievable.
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12 men down, like one person down.
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That was the first game of footy I actually watched.
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the whole thing it was pretty entertaining amazing.
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I couldn't believe they broke Nathan Clear broke both his
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ankles what the fuck how does that happen that interception
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at the end was crazy.
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And that capped it off because the knights were on
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the ropes right they were defending their asses off and
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they defended well with one man less than Penrith.
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Right If he doesn't get that intercept with 30 seconds
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left on the clock, there's a possibility that Penrith were
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then about to switch it all the way to the
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other edge where there would have been the overlap and
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it might have been game over.
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Yeah. Woulda, shoulda, coulda.
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Yeah. You're cheering, eh?
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Yeah, bro.
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It was disgusting.
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This guy was calling one of our wingers, Dom Young,
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the tall guy with the dreads. He's from the UK.
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He was calling him Butterfingers because he has dropped it
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in the past. And then he went over for a
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try and I'm like, Butterfingers! And then, bro, it's so satisfying.
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Because people that don't watch NRL, which is a lot
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of people that are watching this podcast, but essentially the
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underdogs who came last, we call it the wooden spoon
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in Australia, the team.
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That came last last year, He's now in the grand final.
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He's now in the grand final. And I've never felt...
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Like I was seven years old when they were in
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the grand final last. And I remember they've been in
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two in my lifetime. I don't remember the first one.
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It was 1997 against Manly. And then 2001 against Eels.
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So two from two, they've won both. Let's make it
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three from three, baby. This Sunday against the Roosters. But
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the Roosters are fucking bad. They're the underdogs again, right?
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Knights are the underdogs again because Roosters are like that team,
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you know? But yeah, so people that don't watch, it's...
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Kind of like talking about sport that no one knows about.
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It's kind of like.
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I'm sure some people know, wouldn't they?
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You know what I mean? But like, I don't know.
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Me and I was trying to get tickets this week, right?
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And because something happened on Ticketmaster. Ticketmaster and Ticketek are scumbags.
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There's capitalism to the highest level, right? They lied. Oh,
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maybe they didn't lie. But they said that members tickets
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goes out on Monday. Then the public, general public, Tuesday. Now,
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they're saying... There was a glitch in the site or
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a crash or something, but clearly somehow it wasn't just
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open to members. It was open on Monday to everyone,
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but everyone was, including me, the general public was waiting
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until Tuesday. I was going to go on Monday and
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get some online, but I thought, general public's tomorrow, so whatever.
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But clearly everyone got some, and even members got fucked.
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Some members said, I don't have a ticket. Our friend
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Jack doesn't have a ticket. And they're saying it wasn't
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on purpose, but... I think because there were so many
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Knights fans, it's the first time in 25 years, me
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and Iggy were talking off air, the more people, the
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less your team is in the grand final, the more
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are going to show up quicker. You might have got
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the same amount from Pembroke, but they would have been
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lagging to get those tickets, I reckon, or not as quick.
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But Newcastle Knights, we haven't been here in 25 years.
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We might not be there again.
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Everyone's going to get a ticket.
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So it's shitty now because even though I get to
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watch it and win or lose, it's going to be
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a good game, like close, I reckon. I'm, I said yesterday,
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I'm like, I'm going to get these tickets, $ 800 for
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four rows from the front, right? And then the other
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one was like 330, but it was all the way
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in the nosebleeds. And these were the only ones available
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because people sell it on Tixel and stuff. And then Tori,
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me and Tori were having a back and forth while
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I was at work. I couldn't even think of work
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because I was just like, I want to get these tickets.
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Tori's like, you're not spending $ 800 on a ticket. And
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I'm like, but it means everything to me. I'm like,
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you don't understand. I'm like, you don't understand, you know?
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And then she's just like, we'll talk about it when
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we get home. I'm like, whatever. So I finished work,
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finished the gym, got home, talking about it, eventually convinced her,
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you know, she's like, all right, whatever. Like do it,
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do it, do it. Go to buy it. Someone snatched
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them up. And then I try to buy the $ 330
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tickets right at the back. But I'm like, I just
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want to be there. Snatched up. And I'm like, I
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don't know if I want to go through the wedding now.
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Yeah. I think those tickets are more expensive because.
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We got, right, this is big news for me. I
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think I'm going to Calvin Harris, right?
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Oh, wow.
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Never been to a concert in my life. Neither has
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my partner. But it's funny because a couple of weeks ago,
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Calvin Harris was playing on the radio or something. I said,
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you know what would be actually a good concert? It
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would be Calvin Harris. And then like two weeks later,
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he announces an Australian tour.
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I'm like, oh.
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And then my missus is like, I kind of want
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to go. And it's right on her birthday. It's like
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the day before her birthday or something. So, her sister
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got her two tickets as a present. So, I guess
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I'm going to Calvin Harris. But I'm pretty sure they
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weren't even as expensive as that.
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Yeah, but it's the NRL, right? So, there's no real
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… You'd think it'd be cheaper, though, right? Yeah, but
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Tixel is a third-party website where you can sell it
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for up to 10% more than what you bought it. So, Tixel,
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where I'm buying it, because I've tried Ticketmaster. nothing tixel
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is like the scalpers scalpers scalpers should be lined up
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and shot bro yeah forget the holocaust bro just make
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that the holocaust but scalpers.
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Except when you need a ticket to the grand final.
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Oh bro but at the end of the day meaning
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you were saying like he's like his take is As
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long as you're with people and some fans that like
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the sport, you can find a pub or somewhere.
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And it'll be a vibe.
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And it'll be a vibe regardless. But I know that
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deep down if we win, it'll be bittersweet because I'll
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be like almost in tears, right? But then I'll be like,
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I could have been there, you know? Yeah, correct. And
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then if we lose, I still would want to be
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00:20:25.019 --> 00:20:26.579
there for them. But at the end of the day,
487
00:20:26.619 --> 00:20:28.980
it is what it is, right? But I think it's
488
00:20:29.019 --> 00:20:30.079
one of those things where you just got to, I
489
00:20:30.200 --> 00:20:32.720
just got to near the end of the week, accept
490
00:20:32.759 --> 00:20:35.940
what is and not, go in it just sulking no
491
00:20:35.960 --> 00:20:37.940
matter where I am you know what I mean but
492
00:20:38.000 --> 00:20:41.380
yeah that's my news of this week just basically watch
493
00:20:41.400 --> 00:20:43.869
the footy and I've been watching I went to bed
494
00:20:44.009 --> 00:20:46.690
Sunday night watching Knights highlights from the match and then
495
00:20:46.710 --> 00:20:48.690
I woke up in the morning and I rolled over
496
00:20:48.730 --> 00:20:49.809
and I have a little bit of phone time which
497
00:20:49.829 --> 00:20:51.509
is so bad for you but and I'm just like
498
00:20:51.869 --> 00:20:54.630
Knights reels again like the first.
499
00:20:54.269 --> 00:20:57.700
Thing you do when you're away is looking at reels
500
00:20:57.740 --> 00:21:00.960
that's funny Tori's like I'm overhearing about it just play
501
00:21:01.039 --> 00:21:03.299
already you know what I mean yeah yeah that's Michael
502
00:21:03.339 --> 00:21:08.869
funny Yeah, other than that, we're prodding along. Almost the
503
00:21:08.890 --> 00:21:12.630
end of the year again. So this means that 2027
504
00:21:12.630 --> 00:21:16.970
is going to be year six of Firecast.
505
00:21:17.190 --> 00:21:17.700
Is that correct?
506
00:21:17.720 --> 00:21:21.440
Six years, man. I would say consistently, though, it's been
507
00:21:21.480 --> 00:21:22.299
like three years.
508
00:21:22.480 --> 00:21:24.480
Yeah, we've been hitting like every week.
509
00:21:24.539 --> 00:21:24.660
Yeah.
510
00:21:25.069 --> 00:21:25.670
Jesus.
511
00:21:25.890 --> 00:21:27.230
Crazy though. It's flying.
512
00:21:27.259 --> 00:21:27.539
Right.
513
00:21:27.559 --> 00:21:29.519
Let's get Joey Diaz on here, man. Let's get a fucking,
514
00:21:29.539 --> 00:21:31.000
I want to get like a crazy, I want to
515
00:21:31.059 --> 00:21:33.450
get a full on proper guest, like not just a
516
00:21:33.490 --> 00:21:36.359
random bum from these ways. Like I'm talking like, Pauline
517
00:21:36.400 --> 00:21:40.289
Hanson or someone A random bum I want to do
518
00:21:40.349 --> 00:21:43.630
like a full on We just need that one guest
519
00:21:43.869 --> 00:21:46.670
And that's when she has to wear the burka.
520
00:21:46.890 --> 00:21:49.269
Anyone As soon as we reach out and they're going
521
00:21:49.289 --> 00:21:50.970
to do their due diligence And do the research they're
522
00:21:50.990 --> 00:21:53.029
going to see the first episode Rug munchers and they're
523
00:21:53.049 --> 00:21:54.970
going to be like I'm not doing this I reckon
524
00:21:55.009 --> 00:21:55.369
I could.
525
00:21:55.250 --> 00:21:57.009
Just take any.
526
00:21:58.880 --> 00:22:01.279
Clip from the pod I reckon I could get Pauline
527
00:22:01.299 --> 00:22:03.579
Hanson on here I'd probably have to interview her by
528
00:22:03.599 --> 00:22:06.750
myself though Because we can't have all three of us
529
00:22:06.789 --> 00:22:09.170
saying all this stupid shit. It's just going to be
530
00:22:09.210 --> 00:22:11.440
sitting there going, what the fuck are these guys talking about?
531
00:22:11.460 --> 00:22:13.019
I reckon we could do it, boys.
532
00:22:13.299 --> 00:22:17.779
Joey Diaz and Pauline Hanson.
533
00:22:18.059 --> 00:22:22.680
Nightmare blunt rotation, bro. Joey Diaz, Pauline Hanson. We'll go
534
00:22:22.720 --> 00:22:24.680
freeways and Joey Diaz is our plane ticket.
535
00:22:25.220 --> 00:22:25.519
I don't know.
536
00:22:25.579 --> 00:22:29.750
You can't stay here, though. You can stay at your house. You, Josh, Tory, Tory,
537
00:22:29.769 --> 00:22:34.950
Joey Diaz. Hey, you can smoke some weed and eat
538
00:22:34.970 --> 00:22:36.130
some edibles with him and shit.
539
00:22:36.690 --> 00:22:39.839
Yeah, Tory and, well, Tory and Tory.
540
00:22:39.900 --> 00:22:41.079
Yeah.
541
00:22:41.240 --> 00:22:43.599
They're going to see, going to our wedding venue that
542
00:22:43.619 --> 00:22:50.740
we're getting married at this Monday. And Josh is like, yeah,
543
00:22:50.779 --> 00:22:52.589
I brought you back some gummies from when we were
544
00:22:52.940 --> 00:22:55.349
around Australia. And I'm like, all right, so what are
545
00:22:55.369 --> 00:22:56.230
you doing Monday?
546
00:22:56.250 --> 00:22:56.990
You know what I mean?
547
00:22:57.529 --> 00:22:59.789
It's like the girls are out. I'm just like, let's just,
548
00:23:00.049 --> 00:23:02.710
you know. But gummies on a weeknight is dangerous.
549
00:23:02.750 --> 00:23:04.509
Before work too. It's pretty gnarly.
550
00:23:04.569 --> 00:23:07.990
No, no, no. Not before work. I would have it.
551
00:23:09.349 --> 00:23:10.809
If you have it on Monday. Oh, yeah.
552
00:23:10.829 --> 00:23:13.190
Sorry. Monday is the public holiday. My bad. Yeah, correct. Sorry.
553
00:23:13.259 --> 00:23:13.650
I forgot.
554
00:23:13.670 --> 00:23:15.200
You'll be back at work Tuesday.
555
00:23:15.220 --> 00:23:17.140
But you'd have to have it early on the Monday.
556
00:23:17.220 --> 00:23:18.359
And that sounds dumb.
557
00:23:18.400 --> 00:23:22.859
Monday morning. Yeah. Because gummies take hours to wear off.
558
00:23:23.140 --> 00:23:23.559
Oh, yeah.
559
00:23:23.619 --> 00:23:27.259
I've woken up high before. Like still, I've woken up
560
00:23:27.279 --> 00:23:29.259
and I've been like, because I've had it too late.
561
00:23:29.720 --> 00:23:31.220
And I'm like, I'm legit driving to work and I'm
562
00:23:31.269 --> 00:23:36.029
just like, holy shit. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah.
563
00:23:36.230 --> 00:23:38.369
I'll fucking literally never forget my first gummy.
564
00:23:38.829 --> 00:23:39.049
Yeah.
565
00:23:39.390 --> 00:23:40.069
Do you remember yours?
566
00:23:40.730 --> 00:23:41.789
I remember mine.
567
00:23:41.809 --> 00:23:44.349
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
568
00:23:45.130 --> 00:23:48.329
Let's take them down this corner for a second.
569
00:23:48.430 --> 00:23:51.690
Okay. I remember mine, right? Can you turn me up
570
00:23:51.730 --> 00:23:52.549
a little bit, please?
571
00:23:52.589 --> 00:23:52.869
Welcome.
572
00:23:52.890 --> 00:23:53.109
Welcome.
573
00:23:54.950 --> 00:23:55.750
What are you, number two?
574
00:23:56.490 --> 00:23:56.890
I think so, yeah.
575
00:23:56.970 --> 00:23:57.549
Talk, talk, talk.
576
00:23:57.589 --> 00:23:58.650
Hello, hello, hello.
577
00:23:58.769 --> 00:23:59.769
Yeah, that's better.
578
00:24:00.230 --> 00:24:02.490
My first gummy. I may have told this story before
579
00:24:02.509 --> 00:24:04.069
on the pod, but me and my best mate, it
580
00:24:04.089 --> 00:24:06.279
was only two of us, his older brother gave us
581
00:24:06.339 --> 00:24:08.299
our first, it wasn't even a gummy, it was a
582
00:24:08.539 --> 00:24:11.140
full cake cunt, a full edible cake. And he goes,
583
00:24:12.160 --> 00:24:13.980
I'm going to give this to you to split with
584
00:24:14.000 --> 00:24:16.079
the boys. Like, don't eat the whole thing.
585
00:24:16.180 --> 00:24:16.900
Like, yeah, whatever.
586
00:24:17.339 --> 00:24:19.720
So I pick him up with the cake. We drive
587
00:24:19.759 --> 00:24:23.460
to St. Clair McDonald's, park there and I'm parked. We
588
00:24:23.500 --> 00:24:25.099
sit there and we're looking at this cake, right? It's
589
00:24:25.119 --> 00:24:28.849
like a full size Woolies mud cake. And he goes, fuck,
590
00:24:28.869 --> 00:24:30.609
you really reckon it's like that gnarly? I go, I
591
00:24:31.230 --> 00:24:33.769
don't think so. He goes, all right, let's start eating it.
592
00:24:33.829 --> 00:24:35.430
We're eating it, eating it, bro. We end up eating
593
00:24:35.470 --> 00:24:37.980
like majority of this cake between me and him. Bro,
594
00:24:38.000 --> 00:24:41.519
this is Saturday. And then boom, I wake up, it's
595
00:24:41.539 --> 00:24:44.559
Sunday morning. We fell asleep in the car park in
596
00:24:44.579 --> 00:24:44.819
the car.
597
00:24:45.259 --> 00:24:47.220
Holy fuck. That would have just paralyzed you because you
598
00:24:47.240 --> 00:24:50.940
can have so much that it literally is a sedative almost. Yeah, yeah.
599
00:24:50.960 --> 00:24:52.180
And it knocked me the fuck... It knocked us the
600
00:24:52.200 --> 00:24:52.519
fuck out.
601
00:24:52.619 --> 00:24:52.799
Yeah.
602
00:24:52.859 --> 00:24:55.180
And I was like, what the... And I woke up
603
00:24:55.319 --> 00:24:58.089
Sunday morning to the sun beaming on my face from
604
00:24:58.109 --> 00:24:59.170
the car. And I go.
605
00:24:59.329 --> 00:24:59.769
Oh, wow.
606
00:24:59.930 --> 00:25:00.329
What?
607
00:25:00.410 --> 00:25:01.849
And I look at him and he's... Yeah. I'll tell
608
00:25:01.869 --> 00:25:03.769
you what's fucked up as well. Edibles will have you
609
00:25:03.789 --> 00:25:06.269
skipping REM sleep completely. And REM sleep, as we know,
610
00:25:06.329 --> 00:25:09.049
is the healthiest sleep. So even if you sleep for 9,
611
00:25:09.049 --> 00:25:11.970
10 hours, you'll still wake up dusty. That's how... It
612
00:25:11.990 --> 00:25:15.529
just goes... It just knocks you into oblivion.
613
00:25:16.609 --> 00:25:19.339
So, and then after that, I was like, okay, we
614
00:25:19.670 --> 00:25:22.140
probably not going to do edibles like a lot. I've
615
00:25:22.160 --> 00:25:24.200
only done edibles like a handful of times and every
616
00:25:24.240 --> 00:25:25.380
time ended horribly.
617
00:25:25.539 --> 00:25:25.940
Yeah.
618
00:25:26.059 --> 00:25:27.380
Like full on horrible.
619
00:25:27.519 --> 00:25:29.990
I don't actually remember my first time, but some of.
620
00:25:29.970 --> 00:25:31.450
The times- You have to remember the first time, surely.
621
00:25:31.470 --> 00:25:34.829
I literally don't because it's been so many times. So,
622
00:25:34.930 --> 00:25:38.319
I'm like- Not edibles, but in terms of like, bro,
623
00:25:38.359 --> 00:25:41.240
I start, you understand, weed came into my life young, right?
624
00:25:41.259 --> 00:25:42.579
But then I dropped it for a bit and then
625
00:25:42.619 --> 00:25:47.880
picked it up. But it was the most, the one
626
00:25:47.920 --> 00:25:50.549
where I remember the most is when we decided to
627
00:25:50.589 --> 00:25:53.329
go go-karts. Have I told you about that? I think
628
00:25:53.349 --> 00:25:57.630
I've told you on the podcast. So we're at my
629
00:25:57.650 --> 00:26:02.200
mate's box in Newcastle and It was after a big
630
00:26:02.240 --> 00:26:02.720
night as well.
631
00:26:02.740 --> 00:26:03.029
Yeah.
632
00:26:03.460 --> 00:26:06.750
It was after a big night as well. And we're like,
633
00:26:06.809 --> 00:26:12.549
we had paintball and we had go-karting and go-karting was like,
634
00:26:13.529 --> 00:26:15.579
it's an intense, it's not intense. Like if you like
635
00:26:15.599 --> 00:26:17.579
that shit, whatever, I couldn't really be fucked to go-kart.
636
00:26:17.599 --> 00:26:19.339
Like if I don't go-kart for the rest of my life,
637
00:26:20.039 --> 00:26:23.240
I'm not going to, you know, cry about it. But
638
00:26:23.299 --> 00:26:27.609
you know, go-karting is fun when you're not on edibles. Okay.
639
00:26:27.619 --> 00:26:30.789
So me and like four other mates, They took it
640
00:26:30.829 --> 00:26:32.930
kind of well and they were like having fun with
641
00:26:33.099 --> 00:26:35.819
it and it made it more fun. And like, they
642
00:26:35.839 --> 00:26:37.519
were like high as fuck, but they were just like,
643
00:26:37.599 --> 00:26:40.339
oh yeah, true. But I was kind of more, didn't you.
644
00:26:40.299 --> 00:26:43.900
Say you were driving that slow?
645
00:26:43.940 --> 00:26:45.559
Yeah, I told you about it, right? So I was
646
00:26:45.579 --> 00:26:48.569
so conscious of my mortality. I was like, I could
647
00:26:48.609 --> 00:26:50.750
die here. And usually in that low to the ground,
648
00:26:50.809 --> 00:26:53.869
you can't really flip it unless you really try. Anyway,
649
00:26:53.890 --> 00:26:55.269
so I was just shit at us at it. And
650
00:26:55.309 --> 00:26:57.630
then we went to go paintball after and I was like,
651
00:26:57.750 --> 00:27:00.329
everyone went to paintball like it was nothing. One, I
652
00:27:00.349 --> 00:27:03.789
don't like doing paintballs sober, right? Why the fuck? You
653
00:27:03.809 --> 00:27:05.519
might like it, but I'm not going to like, I'm
654
00:27:05.539 --> 00:27:06.900
not a sadist, bro. Like you might as well kick
655
00:27:06.920 --> 00:27:08.660
me in the dick with wearing a ball gag. You
656
00:27:08.680 --> 00:27:09.079
know what I'm saying?
657
00:27:09.099 --> 00:27:12.420
You feel the pain so much more as well. Everything hurts.
658
00:27:12.480 --> 00:27:13.819
And I was like, yeah, let's go.
659
00:27:13.859 --> 00:27:15.779
And I sat out. I was like, I just sat
660
00:27:15.819 --> 00:27:17.680
out the whole paintball and I was just like, just
661
00:27:18.220 --> 00:27:20.259
bored out of my mind. But I just sat out
662
00:27:20.279 --> 00:27:21.240
because I'm like, I'm not doing that.
663
00:27:21.779 --> 00:27:24.160
Oh my God. When's your first edible time?
664
00:27:24.460 --> 00:27:26.450
I remember I was at my mate's house and he
665
00:27:26.490 --> 00:27:27.309
had a spa.
666
00:27:27.490 --> 00:27:28.529
He had this spa.
667
00:27:29.069 --> 00:27:32.150
It was cookies, like just like a cookie. And yeah,
668
00:27:32.990 --> 00:27:35.049
it's not that crazy. We had the cookies and we're
669
00:27:35.069 --> 00:27:37.029
sitting in the spa, just cactus eyes. And he had
670
00:27:37.049 --> 00:27:38.759
all these guinea pigs. He had, I don't know why
671
00:27:38.799 --> 00:27:40.799
he had like a pen of guinea pigs in there.
672
00:27:40.940 --> 00:27:41.619
Oh, what the fuck?
673
00:27:41.640 --> 00:27:42.839
He had all these guinea pigs. We were sitting in
674
00:27:42.859 --> 00:27:43.140
the spa.
675
00:27:43.160 --> 00:27:44.539
He cooked the guinea pigs. I was fucking mad. It
676
00:27:44.559 --> 00:27:46.779
was pretty, it wasn't even fucking cold. Like a cold day,
677
00:27:46.880 --> 00:27:47.359
it was hot.
678
00:27:47.400 --> 00:27:48.359
He's in the spa.
679
00:27:48.539 --> 00:27:49.880
A spa looking at guinea pigs.
680
00:27:49.960 --> 00:27:51.420
I think that was my first time. I've only done
681
00:27:51.460 --> 00:27:53.130
edibles like fucking three, four times.
682
00:27:53.369 --> 00:27:55.509
Yeah. It's a commitment for sure.
683
00:27:55.529 --> 00:27:55.769
Yeah.
684
00:27:56.130 --> 00:27:57.829
But anyway, so yeah, that's the thing. It's like when
685
00:27:57.849 --> 00:27:59.529
the cat's away, the mice come out to play, you know?
686
00:27:59.569 --> 00:28:01.279
Tori and Tori's going to look at the wedding venue
687
00:28:01.319 --> 00:28:03.259
and I'm like, all right, let's go. Because like when
688
00:28:03.299 --> 00:28:06.000
I'm at home, it's not, you know, if your partner doesn't,
689
00:28:06.319 --> 00:28:08.400
isn't into it or doesn't, you've got to be on
690
00:28:08.420 --> 00:28:10.900
the same wavelength. I like connecting. It's like we're always
691
00:28:10.920 --> 00:28:13.819
talking deep, but I need to be able to enjoy
692
00:28:13.859 --> 00:28:15.019
it and let go. I don't want to have to
693
00:28:15.140 --> 00:28:16.859
act like, am I acting high right now?
694
00:28:17.059 --> 00:28:20.309
Yeah, I don't want my wife in the background nagging
695
00:28:20.349 --> 00:28:21.450
me while I'm fucking on these edibles.
696
00:28:21.509 --> 00:28:22.170
I'm like, you know what?
697
00:28:22.289 --> 00:28:24.250
I just want to relax. I just, you know, I
698
00:28:24.269 --> 00:28:24.670
need to because.
699
00:28:25.359 --> 00:28:27.099
Tori strikes me as the type where you'd eat the
700
00:28:27.160 --> 00:28:29.180
edibles and then as soon as you're at the peak,
701
00:28:29.200 --> 00:28:31.509
she's like, oh, kale. And she'd come up with some
702
00:28:31.619 --> 00:28:33.329
random task that you got to do around the house.
703
00:28:33.509 --> 00:28:35.450
And then when I don't... Almost to like... Do you
704
00:28:35.470 --> 00:28:37.210
know when you get... Joey's on the roof. Trying to
705
00:28:37.269 --> 00:28:38.559
put an antenna up or something.
706
00:28:38.579 --> 00:28:40.420
Putting up like a whirlybird on the roof or something.
707
00:28:40.440 --> 00:28:44.220
Do you know when... When people have training dogs and
708
00:28:44.240 --> 00:28:48.059
they take them through hoops and obstacles, it's like she
709
00:28:48.079 --> 00:28:49.940
just tries to, as soon as I slip up at
710
00:28:49.980 --> 00:28:52.599
a task, like, turn this remote on. It's like she's
711
00:28:52.619 --> 00:28:53.500
taking the batteries.
712
00:28:53.299 --> 00:28:56.720
Out and I'm like, can't you get the fucking remote on?
713
00:28:57.660 --> 00:29:00.539
Just full fuck away. Yeah, that's fucking gold. Well, we
714
00:29:00.579 --> 00:29:02.440
do have questions.
715
00:29:02.460 --> 00:29:08.569
Hooray! Best versus worst airport you've been to?
716
00:29:11.759 --> 00:29:17.420
My worst, the worst I've been to was Bangkok. Flying
717
00:29:17.440 --> 00:29:19.559
through there, the dirt was so thick on the floor.
718
00:29:19.859 --> 00:29:21.319
This guy had a ride on, you know the ride
719
00:29:21.359 --> 00:29:23.660
on thing that has a thing? When he was going
720
00:29:24.759 --> 00:29:28.509
over it, the difference of the tiles to the dust.
721
00:29:28.619 --> 00:29:29.640
That's funny.
722
00:29:29.829 --> 00:29:31.930
I was like, it was satisfying. I was like, it
723
00:29:31.950 --> 00:29:34.450
was like a video that goes, watch this. And it's cleaning.
724
00:29:34.789 --> 00:29:36.990
And I could see, I was like, you could literally
725
00:29:37.029 --> 00:29:39.789
do this. And it's like a dandelion in the air,
726
00:29:39.809 --> 00:29:39.970
you know?
727
00:29:40.079 --> 00:29:42.640
And busted out that machine in fucking six years.
728
00:29:42.660 --> 00:29:46.200
So Bangkok was the worst. And that was the train.
729
00:29:46.380 --> 00:29:48.960
The plane, the route had to get changed. So that's
730
00:29:48.980 --> 00:29:51.420
why we went to this random one. And then the
731
00:29:51.519 --> 00:29:56.539
best is probably Istanbul. Oh. Airport, Turkey, because it's so big. Yeah.
732
00:29:57.039 --> 00:29:59.160
if you're running a little bit late, you have to
733
00:29:59.200 --> 00:30:00.799
jump on the back of these, you know those like
734
00:30:01.619 --> 00:30:03.920
little golf buggies they drive around to get you there?
735
00:30:04.259 --> 00:30:07.180
Or any travelator you get to see, like the escalator's
736
00:30:07.200 --> 00:30:09.400
a bit flat. You know how Super Mario, you go
737
00:30:09.420 --> 00:30:11.240
over the fast thing that basically goes through? I start
738
00:30:11.279 --> 00:30:13.019
walking on the travelator to try and like speed up,
739
00:30:13.359 --> 00:30:16.109
but it's got so many shops, the food options are
740
00:30:16.349 --> 00:30:19.210
crazy because Turkey, Istanbul is like the hub or one
741
00:30:19.230 --> 00:30:22.190
of the many hubs or one of the few like
742
00:30:22.329 --> 00:30:24.890
airport hubs to get through places, you know what I mean?
743
00:30:25.170 --> 00:30:28.880
So probably best is Bangkok and then the, I'm sorry,
744
00:30:28.900 --> 00:30:31.140
worst Bangkok, best Istanbul.
745
00:30:31.200 --> 00:30:35.319
Yeah, mine's best probably, I'm going to say Singapore. I
746
00:30:35.359 --> 00:30:38.440
didn't get much time at Singapore because obviously me and
747
00:30:38.460 --> 00:30:41.220
my wife, same thing. Singapore airport is so big.
748
00:30:41.539 --> 00:30:43.819
Isn't that crazy? Isn't that famous? It's got like a
749
00:30:43.839 --> 00:30:45.200
big fountain. It's ginormous.
750
00:30:45.220 --> 00:30:47.480
Like you, me and my wife only had an hour
751
00:30:47.529 --> 00:30:50.869
and a half connecting flight when we landed in Singapore
752
00:30:50.890 --> 00:30:53.609
to get to Japan. And like we made it on
753
00:30:53.650 --> 00:30:56.619
our flight with like 30 minutes to spare. So if
754
00:30:57.619 --> 00:30:59.839
we had a luggage problem, not luggage, but like if
755
00:30:59.880 --> 00:31:01.859
that plane was delayed for whatever reason, we would have
756
00:31:01.880 --> 00:31:05.180
been fucked. Like we made it to our terminal and
757
00:31:05.200 --> 00:31:10.039
the people were already lining up for the plane. So again, it's, yeah,
758
00:31:10.099 --> 00:31:12.279
one of those ones where you don't want to be
759
00:31:13.000 --> 00:31:17.009
late or delayed, but I didn't get to explore it much.
760
00:31:17.660 --> 00:31:19.769
But I'm definitely going to say Singapore just because of
761
00:31:19.809 --> 00:31:22.890
the size, how clean it was, the staff, all that stuff.
762
00:31:23.289 --> 00:31:26.369
Worse is definitely probably going to be Denver. airport when
763
00:31:26.390 --> 00:31:30.759
we landed in Denver, those fucking pricks, the plane landed,
764
00:31:31.859 --> 00:31:36.119
but in Denver, because our flight was so late, there
765
00:31:36.160 --> 00:31:38.420
was like an hour and a half or two hour
766
00:31:38.480 --> 00:31:42.200
window where at Denver airport at like 3 a.m. or
767
00:31:42.200 --> 00:31:46.500
2 a.m., they clock off, but the next shift doesn't
768
00:31:46.519 --> 00:31:47.539
start till 4 a.m.
769
00:31:48.240 --> 00:31:48.700
So dumb.
770
00:31:48.880 --> 00:31:53.740
So the plane landed and just parked. With all of
771
00:31:53.799 --> 00:31:55.700
us on the fucking plane, bro. No bullshit.
772
00:31:55.759 --> 00:31:56.299
On the runway.
773
00:31:56.599 --> 00:31:59.619
The pilot starts watching movies on his phone. We're all
774
00:31:59.640 --> 00:32:02.660
sitting there going, what the fuck is going on? No announcement,
775
00:32:02.720 --> 00:32:05.500
no nothing. We don't find this out until we get
776
00:32:05.599 --> 00:32:07.960
off the fucking plane into the thing. The pilot's like,
777
00:32:08.420 --> 00:32:10.230
there's no workers. By the way, the reason why we're
778
00:32:10.250 --> 00:32:15.089
sitting here the last hour. There's no workers. The night
779
00:32:15.130 --> 00:32:16.789
shift ends at 2 a.m. and then the morning shift
780
00:32:16.809 --> 00:32:20.309
started at 4 a.m. So we landed literally at like maybe,
781
00:32:20.329 --> 00:32:23.960
I don't know, 1.40 a.m. So as we're kind of taxiing,
782
00:32:23.980 --> 00:32:27.059
it hits two o'clock. Instead of letting us off, it's like,
783
00:32:27.299 --> 00:32:29.859
see ya. And then we kind of just goes home.
784
00:32:29.880 --> 00:32:32.180
So we're like, what the fuck? So the whole plane
785
00:32:32.220 --> 00:32:34.019
of people. So again, it's 2 a.m.
786
00:32:34.079 --> 00:32:34.460
In the morning.
787
00:32:34.480 --> 00:32:36.829
So we're sleeping, right? If it was afternoon or daytime,
788
00:32:36.849 --> 00:32:38.950
that would have been fucking hell. So we all sleep.
789
00:32:38.970 --> 00:32:41.269
The whole plane's asleep. And we finally get let off.
790
00:32:41.730 --> 00:32:41.990
Boom.
791
00:32:43.150 --> 00:32:47.289
Where's our luggage? Another fucking hour waiting for these cunts
792
00:32:47.309 --> 00:32:49.349
to start their shift and start taking the luggage off
793
00:32:49.390 --> 00:32:52.170
the plane. So we were at this airport for like,
794
00:32:52.190 --> 00:32:53.920
I don't know, three and a half hours, four hours,
795
00:32:54.039 --> 00:32:56.059
waiting for our shit, waiting to get off the plane.
796
00:32:56.380 --> 00:32:58.039
So that's definitely for me the worst airport. That was
797
00:32:58.059 --> 00:32:58.720
fucking dog shit.
798
00:32:59.240 --> 00:33:02.319
Was it the worst airport experience or airport itself though?
799
00:33:02.599 --> 00:33:04.299
Both. The airport was also dog shit.
800
00:33:04.480 --> 00:33:04.660
Yeah.
801
00:33:04.980 --> 00:33:07.750
Experience, amenities, everything was shit.
802
00:33:07.990 --> 00:33:11.789
Very shit. What's Mexico's airport like? Is it decent?
803
00:33:12.369 --> 00:33:15.109
Yeah, that was, that gave me like kind of Thailand,
804
00:33:15.170 --> 00:33:18.890
Bali vibes. Kind of like not, up there in terms
805
00:33:18.950 --> 00:33:22.170
of tech and futuristic cool shit but it's like kind
806
00:33:22.190 --> 00:33:24.799
of just like a 3 out of 5 star yeah
807
00:33:24.890 --> 00:33:26.079
average average average.
808
00:33:26.140 --> 00:33:27.319
You get to the airport it's like hey have a
809
00:33:27.339 --> 00:33:30.160
line of cocaine sir yeah yeah well I got none
810
00:33:30.220 --> 00:33:31.480
of that when I landed but I was like have
811
00:33:31.500 --> 00:33:35.079
a fajita yeah yeah yeah Mexico was cool very cool
812
00:33:35.400 --> 00:33:37.880
yeah I mean Mexico it's one of those places that
813
00:33:37.980 --> 00:33:40.720
yeah people go people say there's dangerous places everywhere but
814
00:33:40.740 --> 00:33:43.619
I don't know it doesn't really turn me off going
815
00:33:43.720 --> 00:33:44.250
I just want.
816
00:33:44.160 --> 00:33:46.150
To stick to the more touristy places when I do
817
00:33:46.210 --> 00:33:47.400
go but Yeah.
818
00:33:47.799 --> 00:33:50.140
Even that kind of scares me, man. The cartel is
819
00:33:50.160 --> 00:33:53.140
more powerful than the government in the country. That's fucking scary, bro.
820
00:33:53.369 --> 00:33:55.549
Yeah, yeah.
821
00:33:55.609 --> 00:33:57.309
But one of my favorite things at the airport to
822
00:33:57.349 --> 00:34:01.150
do is just have a mad feed from the food court. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
823
00:34:01.170 --> 00:34:02.670
We'll go to the food court and you're about to
824
00:34:02.710 --> 00:34:04.450
go somewhere and you're like, snacks. What do I want,
825
00:34:04.470 --> 00:34:04.809
you know?
826
00:34:04.829 --> 00:34:08.030
Yeah, you know, even Sydney airport, like, you got that
827
00:34:08.090 --> 00:34:09.719
Maccas with the fucking elevator thing.
828
00:34:09.889 --> 00:34:11.030
Yeah, that takes the food.
829
00:34:11.139 --> 00:34:13.789
And that fucking German bar. beer you're having beer at
830
00:34:13.829 --> 00:34:15.050
fucking 7am and shit.
831
00:34:15.170 --> 00:34:17.329
Yeah airport beers are just like on whatever time.
832
00:34:17.340 --> 00:34:20.840
It's different man it's different second question what is your
833
00:34:20.940 --> 00:34:26.980
favourite verse now do you mean verses in music yeah
834
00:34:27.059 --> 00:34:29.880
I suppose bible verse that you've made or my verse
835
00:34:30.000 --> 00:34:30.820
or verse in general.
836
00:34:30.639 --> 00:34:33.070
John Dotha socked the cock of another man under the
837
00:34:33.130 --> 00:34:35.989
crucifix I don't know I.
838
00:34:35.889 --> 00:34:39.150
Think there's a lot of good verses man like how
839
00:34:39.190 --> 00:34:42.010
do you remember like Eminem or Forever I'm talking about
840
00:34:42.030 --> 00:34:42.710
other people's verses.
841
00:34:42.889 --> 00:34:43.329
Oh, sorry.
842
00:34:43.630 --> 00:34:45.429
I'm the only one that raps here.
843
00:34:45.469 --> 00:34:46.800
So, I mean, I'll answer for myself.
844
00:34:47.239 --> 00:34:49.480
I mean, I think one of my favorite ones from
845
00:34:49.519 --> 00:34:53.699
you is In Danger. When you start talking about nerve chilling,
846
00:34:53.860 --> 00:34:56.619
who's the greatest. That's one of the ones I think
847
00:34:56.739 --> 00:34:58.889
of when I think of your verse. But in terms
848
00:34:58.929 --> 00:35:03.349
of verses, Rap God has to be up there by Eminem. Right?
849
00:35:03.510 --> 00:35:07.760
The fast bit? No, you know what? My favorite is fucking...
850
00:35:08.329 --> 00:35:12.969
can't fucking biggie armed and dangerous ain't too many can
851
00:35:12.989 --> 00:35:17.480
bang with us what a song that can't yeah that's
852
00:35:17.519 --> 00:35:21.699
a great love that verse more recency bias then if
853
00:35:21.739 --> 00:35:23.500
i'm thinking back yeah what are you i.
854
00:35:23.920 --> 00:35:25.860
Don't know man there's so many great verses bro you
855
00:35:25.900 --> 00:35:29.039
know what's a hectic verse um y and w melly
856
00:35:29.139 --> 00:35:32.610
on my mind that second verse Yellow tape around his
857
00:35:32.690 --> 00:35:34.809
body is a fucking homicide.
858
00:35:34.849 --> 00:35:37.170
I'm so glad you mentioned this cunt, right? This guy
859
00:35:37.309 --> 00:35:39.869
murdered three people and then complained on a song about-
860
00:35:39.889 --> 00:35:41.070
He talks about it on the song. I know. He
861
00:35:41.090 --> 00:35:43.349
got him arrested. He's complaining why he's in jail. It's like,
862
00:35:43.369 --> 00:35:46.630
what the fuck, bro? I would love to hope that
863
00:35:46.650 --> 00:35:49.780
if I got fucking murdered, you motherfuckers are reporting it
864
00:35:49.880 --> 00:35:51.519
to the police. For the love of God.
865
00:35:51.539 --> 00:35:53.480
He's serving life right now. I know, bro.
866
00:35:53.539 --> 00:35:54.260
He's never getting out.
867
00:35:54.400 --> 00:35:54.739
So wait.
868
00:35:54.880 --> 00:35:57.139
In the lyrics, it's like, can't even post on my
869
00:35:57.219 --> 00:35:59.380
Instagram because pussy n-words be snitch.
870
00:35:59.440 --> 00:36:00.039
And it's like, well, yeah.
871
00:36:00.300 --> 00:36:01.980
Obviously you're killing dudes out of here bro.
872
00:36:01.940 --> 00:36:03.920
That's the first verse but that second verse is a
873
00:36:04.059 --> 00:36:05.840
great verse bro in that song.
874
00:36:06.239 --> 00:36:08.800
I'm just gonna it's a good song but damn bro
875
00:36:08.820 --> 00:36:09.829
you killed like two.
876
00:36:09.719 --> 00:36:12.789
Dudes I know I'm missing so many like there's so
877
00:36:12.809 --> 00:36:19.090
many like iconic verses bro oh Nicki Minaj or Monster she.
878
00:36:18.070 --> 00:36:22.469
Kills that there's so many bro what else what else
879
00:36:22.489 --> 00:36:24.170
we got I'm trying to think of I'm trying to
880
00:36:24.190 --> 00:36:27.670
think of my song oh I love I love the
881
00:36:27.730 --> 00:36:31.800
second verse on Don't Blink by Eloise no otherwise whatever
882
00:36:31.929 --> 00:36:33.469
but there's a line he says at the end of
883
00:36:33.510 --> 00:36:35.449
the song the second verse is so good it's so
884
00:36:35.650 --> 00:36:37.670
it's like so simple but so clean he's like um
885
00:36:37.690 --> 00:36:42.730
uh something something something now and if i um and
886
00:36:42.769 --> 00:36:44.510
i don't fuck with you and if i ever told
887
00:36:44.550 --> 00:36:47.610
you i did i was probably lying to you motherfucker
888
00:36:47.730 --> 00:36:51.340
i was like oh yeah yeah it's a great it's
889
00:36:51.380 --> 00:36:53.619
a great that's one of my gym tunes bro like
890
00:36:53.679 --> 00:36:58.239
i can lift like 10 extra kilos, bro. Really? Yeah, bro. Eloise,
891
00:36:58.280 --> 00:36:59.800
don't blink. I'll send it to you. It's a fucking
892
00:36:59.960 --> 00:37:02.840
top song, bro. He's like a skinny white guy. Really?
893
00:37:02.889 --> 00:37:04.829
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
894
00:37:05.190 --> 00:37:07.289
Oh, my verse on Gangsta Boo is fucking hectic.
895
00:37:08.010 --> 00:37:12.070
Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's one of them. Bro, same with fucking... Hodge. Yeah,
896
00:37:12.110 --> 00:37:15.280
I love Hodge's verse. Hodge's verse on that is fire, bro.
897
00:37:15.320 --> 00:37:15.559
Yeah.
898
00:37:15.579 --> 00:37:17.199
That's a great song, man.
899
00:37:17.550 --> 00:37:17.989
That's a great song.
900
00:37:18.010 --> 00:37:19.909
That is a good song. That might be one of
901
00:37:19.969 --> 00:37:20.789
our best songs ever.
902
00:37:20.889 --> 00:37:21.280
I reckon.
903
00:37:21.550 --> 00:37:22.949
I reckon it's up there for sure. Do we keep
904
00:37:22.969 --> 00:37:24.460
getting plays on that or is it stagnated?
905
00:37:24.519 --> 00:37:25.960
No, we still get plays on Gangsta Booth.
906
00:37:25.980 --> 00:37:26.699
What are we at?
907
00:37:27.059 --> 00:37:28.619
I think my verse on Praise God is pretty good.
908
00:37:28.639 --> 00:37:29.519
One of my older verses.
909
00:37:29.579 --> 00:37:31.480
I love opening my Spotify for artists and seeing there's
910
00:37:31.539 --> 00:37:32.519
actually people listening.
911
00:37:32.780 --> 00:37:34.099
Yeah, it's been pumping lately.
912
00:37:34.119 --> 00:37:34.940
One person listening.
913
00:37:35.139 --> 00:37:37.280
Every now and then I go on your discoveries and
914
00:37:37.320 --> 00:37:38.639
just see, is it discography?
915
00:37:38.659 --> 00:37:39.460
How do you say it?
916
00:37:39.460 --> 00:37:43.909
Discography. Discographies. And just like, imagine I'm not, I don't
917
00:37:43.929 --> 00:37:46.909
know users, people and I'm just like scrolling. Like as in,
918
00:37:47.280 --> 00:37:50.880
I'm non-biased going past and how does it look, you know? Like,
919
00:37:50.920 --> 00:37:52.900
how does it look with like, because some artists you
920
00:37:52.940 --> 00:37:55.960
come past and it's not a long list, you know
921
00:37:55.980 --> 00:37:57.059
what I mean? And you're like, oh, this person is
922
00:37:57.099 --> 00:37:59.690
just starting. But you guys, you can tell through your
923
00:37:59.730 --> 00:38:02.449
music how long you've been doing it. It's kind of like,
924
00:38:02.610 --> 00:38:05.289
I don't know. It's like when you go through a
925
00:38:05.389 --> 00:38:07.650
video game and you have all these, you have all
926
00:38:07.670 --> 00:38:09.789
these weapons and shit after the game or you have more.
927
00:38:09.889 --> 00:38:10.469
Prestige, bro.
928
00:38:10.510 --> 00:38:11.579
Prestige, yeah, yeah, yeah.
929
00:38:11.880 --> 00:38:14.539
Or like COD where you have that gold M14.
930
00:38:14.619 --> 00:38:15.340
Is it the M14 or M16?
931
00:38:15.340 --> 00:38:15.570
Sorry, M16 gun.
932
00:38:18.599 --> 00:38:19.179
Hello, hello.
933
00:38:19.199 --> 00:38:20.500
There you go. Yeah, this thing's cool.
934
00:38:20.719 --> 00:38:23.320
Yeah. I don't know. They look good. They look good
935
00:38:23.340 --> 00:38:24.380
from a consumer's view.
936
00:38:24.679 --> 00:38:25.000
Hello, hello.
937
00:38:25.019 --> 00:38:26.380
That's what I'm trying to say. Yeah.
938
00:38:26.420 --> 00:38:31.239
What was I going to say? My verse on Fearless
939
00:38:31.239 --> 00:38:33.099
2 with Jazz, you know that old song? That's a
940
00:38:33.119 --> 00:38:34.159
good verse too, my last verse.
941
00:38:34.579 --> 00:38:37.760
But yeah. Do you not remember your verse? Would you
942
00:38:37.780 --> 00:38:40.599
have to hear them? It's like me when I hear
943
00:38:40.659 --> 00:38:43.300
songs that I've learned. And obviously you learn yours, you
944
00:38:43.320 --> 00:38:45.159
fucking do them, right? Is it one of those things
945
00:38:45.179 --> 00:38:47.179
where if you heard it, You just straight away, all right,
946
00:38:47.199 --> 00:38:49.619
you can stop it. I got this. I can rap
947
00:38:49.639 --> 00:38:50.400
the rest of the song.
948
00:38:51.139 --> 00:38:51.420
Usually.
949
00:38:51.480 --> 00:38:53.320
Sometimes it takes a couple more. I'll have to listen
950
00:38:53.340 --> 00:38:55.659
to it a couple times because I do forget that
951
00:38:55.699 --> 00:38:58.199
I've written shit. And sometimes you bring up a song
952
00:38:58.219 --> 00:38:59.840
and I don't even remember the fucking song.
953
00:39:00.300 --> 00:39:05.349
Fucking jazz's verse on the upcoming EP on the song.
954
00:39:06.570 --> 00:39:07.150
All the time.
955
00:39:07.769 --> 00:39:08.150
Yeah.
956
00:39:08.269 --> 00:39:10.230
How many songs in this EP? Eight, you said?
957
00:39:10.389 --> 00:39:12.789
Six. Two skits. But no, but how does he start
958
00:39:12.809 --> 00:39:13.170
that verse?
959
00:39:13.210 --> 00:39:13.570
He goes.
960
00:39:14.920 --> 00:39:18.079
He's talking about doing edibles and- Something about rocking up
961
00:39:18.119 --> 00:39:21.289
to a Japanese barbecue half a day with the munchies.
962
00:39:21.969 --> 00:39:24.769
The psilocybin in me made me thought I ordered, there's
963
00:39:24.769 --> 00:39:27.179
holes in my food like I ordered Swiss cheese. What
964
00:39:27.179 --> 00:39:28.960
the fuck is what the fuck is kimchi i was
965
00:39:28.980 --> 00:39:32.719
like this cunt's a creative cunt he's good with his
966
00:39:32.780 --> 00:39:35.369
lyrics he's a creative cunt and then even in um.
967
00:39:35.449 --> 00:39:38.389
His syllables he fits many syllables in his in his
968
00:39:38.469 --> 00:39:39.969
raps you know when you don't think you can fit
969
00:39:39.989 --> 00:39:41.010
him in the pocket you know.
970
00:39:40.949 --> 00:39:43.860
Yeah yeah he's really good at that double time shit Yeah,
971
00:39:44.000 --> 00:39:46.610
I like too how in the latest song he has
972
00:39:46.619 --> 00:39:49.090
like an Obi-Wan Kenobi. So Jazz is obviously a Star
973
00:39:49.110 --> 00:39:51.150
Wars fan because in this EP he's mentioned Star Wars
974
00:39:51.170 --> 00:39:54.250
a couple of times. Yeah, he's got like an Obi-Wan bar.
975
00:39:54.510 --> 00:39:57.380
He says Darth Maul used scrap metal as a pair
976
00:39:57.449 --> 00:39:57.909
of legs.
977
00:39:58.960 --> 00:40:01.300
I wear a motherboard as a verse, Darth Maul used
978
00:40:01.320 --> 00:40:04.219
scrap metal as a pair of legs.
979
00:40:04.440 --> 00:40:07.880
What's the one you already released with him? There's a few. No,
980
00:40:07.900 --> 00:40:11.280
the one... Super villains. Super villains. I swear, maybe I'm
981
00:40:11.300 --> 00:40:13.239
wrong about it. I thought I heard him say Death Star,
982
00:40:13.280 --> 00:40:14.949
but maybe I'm wrong. Probably.
983
00:40:15.550 --> 00:40:18.610
That's the idea of this EP anyway. It's all references,
984
00:40:18.730 --> 00:40:22.570
all video game, very nerdy. So the whole thing throughout is.
985
00:40:22.590 --> 00:40:24.280
Nothing deep, just bars. You know what I'm saying?
986
00:40:24.320 --> 00:40:26.500
Nothing deep. The deepest track on there is Burnout, which
987
00:40:26.519 --> 00:40:29.949
we already dropped. That's just the track about burnout but.
988
00:40:29.960 --> 00:40:32.380
It's not in the in the feels kind of vibe
989
00:40:32.440 --> 00:40:33.679
though do you know what i mean.
990
00:40:33.659 --> 00:40:36.260
They're pretty funny tracks like it's a very funny idea
991
00:40:36.300 --> 00:40:38.699
like even the skits we have like a funny story
992
00:40:38.739 --> 00:40:41.019
like it's like a very cool man i'm very proud
993
00:40:41.059 --> 00:40:42.579
of it very excited for you guys to hear it
994
00:40:43.619 --> 00:40:45.659
but yeah i guess that's some of their favorite verses
995
00:40:45.719 --> 00:40:47.389
if that's what you meant if you meant bible verses
996
00:40:47.409 --> 00:40:47.829
we can't.
997
00:40:47.719 --> 00:40:49.849
Help you yeah obviously rap god for me eminem is
998
00:40:49.889 --> 00:40:51.969
just first thing but it's like again some of these
999
00:40:51.989 --> 00:40:54.650
questions we get you could have 20 different answers and
1000
00:40:54.949 --> 00:40:56.510
if you really sat down and thought about it, but
1001
00:40:56.530 --> 00:40:58.429
that's just the one where, cause I seen it live
1002
00:40:58.469 --> 00:41:01.409
at Rapture, Eminem. And then when he sung that, when
1003
00:41:01.429 --> 00:41:04.269
he rapped that verse, he didn't, I don't know if
1004
00:41:04.349 --> 00:41:07.090
many rappers do it. Maybe Travis Scott's of the rappers.
1005
00:41:06.789 --> 00:41:07.170
And all that.
1006
00:41:07.210 --> 00:41:10.550
Like they have the back background track playing, but.
1007
00:41:10.550 --> 00:41:13.710
It was him. It was just Eminem and his syllables.
1008
00:41:13.909 --> 00:41:15.170
You could hear what he was saying. He wasn't like,
1009
00:41:16.320 --> 00:41:18.940
he was literally saying every word.
1010
00:41:19.019 --> 00:41:20.619
And I was like, I was like, what the fuck
1011
00:41:20.639 --> 00:41:20.800
is that?
1012
00:41:20.820 --> 00:41:22.889
It was when Kendrick was doing like swimming pools and,
1013
00:41:23.460 --> 00:41:25.750
Kendrick hadn't even blown up fully at that point. So
1014
00:41:25.769 --> 00:41:27.800
I think I remember his verse more because I remember
1015
00:41:27.820 --> 00:41:30.219
thinking like, I was there and there was more to
1016
00:41:30.280 --> 00:41:32.949
it but there's definitely many answers you can do for that.
1017
00:41:32.949 --> 00:41:34.949
And then you got people like fucking who was it
1018
00:41:34.989 --> 00:41:36.929
was it Jason Derulo who drops a microphone the song's
1019
00:41:36.949 --> 00:41:38.110
still playing and shit.
1020
00:41:37.909 --> 00:41:42.969
Oh really you've not seen the clip no he drops
1021
00:41:43.030 --> 00:41:45.699
a mic it's still playing I don't know if it's
1022
00:41:45.719 --> 00:41:47.980
still playing but like all the memes are like bro
1023
00:41:48.000 --> 00:41:49.980
this guy's like 50s up there like grinding on old
1024
00:41:50.019 --> 00:41:50.920
ladies and shit it's.
1025
00:41:50.800 --> 00:41:54.260
Like bro oh have you seen the video a 50
1026
00:41:54.260 --> 00:41:56.519
year old African American man is not like a 50
1027
00:41:56.519 --> 00:41:57.400
year old white.
1028
00:41:57.159 --> 00:42:00.559
Man Usher Usher, they're walking out somewhere. There's a chick
1029
00:42:00.599 --> 00:42:02.739
in front of him. The chick goes out. The guy
1030
00:42:02.780 --> 00:42:04.349
opens the door for the chick. They both walk out.
1031
00:42:05.070 --> 00:42:08.190
They're gone. The door's still open. Usher stands there, waits
1032
00:42:08.210 --> 00:42:10.429
for the door to close so another guy can come
1033
00:42:10.590 --> 00:42:13.289
open the door for him and he can walk out.
1034
00:42:14.570 --> 00:42:16.329
Everyone's going, what the fuck?
1035
00:42:16.349 --> 00:42:20.639
Bro, the slap, I'd give that cunt. I'm not even joking.
1036
00:42:20.699 --> 00:42:22.360
If it looked at me to open the door, I'd
1037
00:42:22.420 --> 00:42:24.219
just look at him for ages and just be like,
1038
00:42:24.300 --> 00:42:24.920
make it awkward.
1039
00:42:24.960 --> 00:42:27.190
I'm not opening the door for your cunt. I'm telling
1040
00:42:27.230 --> 00:42:27.599
you right now.
1041
00:42:27.610 --> 00:42:30.440
They're so delusional. They're so delusional. Why would you even
1042
00:42:30.480 --> 00:42:34.039
do that? No one's going to appreciate that. You just
1043
00:42:34.079 --> 00:42:35.280
look like a douchebag, bro.
1044
00:42:35.519 --> 00:42:37.980
Jason Derulo doesn't give me that kind of vibe. He
1045
00:42:38.510 --> 00:42:41.349
just gives me a bit corny. With the mic, he
1046
00:42:41.389 --> 00:42:43.869
tries to flip it in his hand, misses the catch,
1047
00:42:44.289 --> 00:42:46.329
and the song's still playing.
1048
00:42:46.429 --> 00:42:48.849
And then the dancers are still dancing and shit.
1049
00:42:48.869 --> 00:42:49.719
It's like, fuck.
1050
00:42:50.280 --> 00:42:53.639
I don't know if I told you this, But I
1051
00:42:53.679 --> 00:42:55.340
don't think I fucking told you this.
1052
00:42:55.699 --> 00:42:59.820
So when we're in Europe, we're in Prague. No, Vienna.
1053
00:42:59.880 --> 00:43:03.099
We're in Vienna. Yeah, Vienna. And we went to this
1054
00:43:03.949 --> 00:43:07.650
Viking kind of vibe night. It was like a Scandinavian
1055
00:43:07.690 --> 00:43:11.010
kind of vibe. You went in and had like mead,
1056
00:43:11.130 --> 00:43:13.769
you know, like the beer and like mad food, like
1057
00:43:13.809 --> 00:43:18.820
a three, four, maybe four course meal, unlimited beer and wine.
1058
00:43:19.000 --> 00:43:20.280
And they did a show for you. But when I
1059
00:43:20.300 --> 00:43:23.230
say show, it was like they were literally playing... sounded
1060
00:43:23.250 --> 00:43:27.110
like Pirates of the Caribbean music, like... And they had
1061
00:43:27.130 --> 00:43:28.719
like sword fights and shit and a bit like a
1062
00:43:28.739 --> 00:43:32.239
little play in between foods and like a full show.
1063
00:43:32.960 --> 00:43:35.400
And there was this one girl who was like acrobatic,
1064
00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:37.659
really acrobatic, going on top of these guys' shoulders. The
1065
00:43:37.679 --> 00:43:40.079
guy was very strong and doing some of those movements
1066
00:43:40.159 --> 00:43:42.659
like you see in Dirty Dancing when at the end
1067
00:43:42.699 --> 00:43:45.760
scene she's just being carried. This guy's strong as, throwing
1068
00:43:45.780 --> 00:43:47.440
this girl around on his shoulders, doing all this stuff.
1069
00:43:48.530 --> 00:43:50.750
They're there in the aisles, right? In between the tables
1070
00:43:50.789 --> 00:43:52.210
doing this stuff. And then there'll be a guy running
1071
00:43:52.230 --> 00:43:54.269
with a sword like, oh God, like fighting this other guy.
1072
00:43:54.309 --> 00:43:56.980
So much happening at once. This guy, this acrobatic girl
1073
00:43:57.000 --> 00:43:58.940
on top of the guy's shoulders, she went up, went
1074
00:43:58.980 --> 00:44:00.500
to go up and he went to flip her and
1075
00:44:00.539 --> 00:44:03.059
she went to come down on his shoulders, dropped her.
1076
00:44:03.539 --> 00:44:06.659
She went almost face first, but he caught her. He
1077
00:44:06.920 --> 00:44:09.400
broke her fall, but she still ate shit. But if
1078
00:44:09.440 --> 00:44:12.429
it wasn't for him last minute jumping and all you heard,
1079
00:44:12.489 --> 00:44:14.409
everyone was eating and going, clapping like.
1080
00:44:15.610 --> 00:44:16.630
and what we hear is she goes.
1081
00:44:16.570 --> 00:44:20.349
And everyone's like and then the music is still playing
1082
00:44:20.630 --> 00:44:22.889
and then we're just like and she keeps going with
1083
00:44:22.929 --> 00:44:25.920
it and finishes but doesn't very she doesn't finishes it
1084
00:44:25.960 --> 00:44:28.679
with a very modest move you know what I mean
1085
00:44:28.699 --> 00:44:31.340
because after she they were risking it so much the
1086
00:44:31.380 --> 00:44:33.539
next move was very modest and they just finished like
1087
00:44:33.579 --> 00:44:35.239
a bow and they went away and I was like
1088
00:44:35.820 --> 00:44:38.659
oh my god like everyone was literally concerned for her
1089
00:44:38.719 --> 00:44:41.949
safety because she was like she hit the deck hard
1090
00:44:42.190 --> 00:44:45.760
but I think when you fall over in public Versus
1091
00:44:45.780 --> 00:44:48.190
when you fall over like that by yourself. When you
1092
00:44:48.210 --> 00:44:50.409
fall over that by yourself, you probably Peter Griffin it
1093
00:44:50.429 --> 00:44:50.969
a bit and you go.
1094
00:44:53.409 --> 00:44:55.199
Like, you know, that family guy when he hurts his
1095
00:44:55.219 --> 00:44:57.179
knee and he's just there for ages. But when you
1096
00:44:57.219 --> 00:45:01.170
fall over in public, that makes you... Get back up into,
1097
00:45:01.309 --> 00:45:03.489
and then you're doing a show as well, right? So
1098
00:45:03.510 --> 00:45:05.889
when she hit, she hit hard, but straight away she
1099
00:45:05.929 --> 00:45:07.880
was up and then just continued on. And I was like,
1100
00:45:08.039 --> 00:45:09.800
but we kind of didn't know whether to clap still.
1101
00:45:09.980 --> 00:45:13.420
You know what I mean? My favourite is the crowd
1102
00:45:13.480 --> 00:45:17.289
collectively going, ooh. Well, that's the funniest. But we kept eating.
1103
00:45:17.670 --> 00:45:20.030
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You see the cut where he keeps going? Yeah,
1104
00:45:20.050 --> 00:45:20.449
you don't stop.
1105
00:45:20.469 --> 00:45:27.050
You don't stop. Ooh. And a coin for the dancing girl.
1106
00:45:29.949 --> 00:45:36.260
That's it for the questions, yeah, thank you guys, thank
1107
00:45:36.280 --> 00:45:38.699
you so much I don't know who this is because
1108
00:45:38.760 --> 00:45:41.500
it's either someone or people were sending.
1109
00:45:41.300 --> 00:45:43.000
Proper questions I think we're getting a few man. I
1110
00:45:43.159 --> 00:45:45.239
think we're getting a few so keep them coming. I'll
1111
00:45:45.300 --> 00:45:46.440
keep posting when I.
1112
00:45:46.400 --> 00:45:48.679
Remember Where do they send them again the questions?
1113
00:45:49.059 --> 00:45:49.659
There's a link.
1114
00:45:49.719 --> 00:45:51.039
It's like a separate, yeah.
1115
00:45:51.239 --> 00:45:53.800
It's in the bios, man. And I post it on
1116
00:45:53.840 --> 00:45:54.739
my story every week.
1117
00:45:55.599 --> 00:45:57.820
Why did lesbians cop it last week? What the fuck
1118
00:45:57.840 --> 00:45:58.550
were we talking about?
1119
00:45:58.630 --> 00:46:01.929
I think we're just talking about in Turkey, right? Oh,
1120
00:46:01.969 --> 00:46:03.969
that's right. They were cracking down on the protests.
1121
00:46:03.989 --> 00:46:06.269
The people that are very, very extra about it, right?
1122
00:46:06.849 --> 00:46:09.849
Now, yeah, I think it was, yeah. I think we've
1123
00:46:09.869 --> 00:46:14.550
got to apologize to the lesbians out there. But there
1124
00:46:14.590 --> 00:46:16.519
is truth to what Iggy was saying, though, right? There
1125
00:46:16.539 --> 00:46:18.119
are all kinds of lesbians out there.
1126
00:46:19.139 --> 00:46:21.059
That's what we're talking about right.
1127
00:46:22.239 --> 00:46:25.380
But then it's funny that like if you've seen a
1128
00:46:25.420 --> 00:46:27.539
hot lesbian now we're on this again if you see
1129
00:46:27.579 --> 00:46:30.880
a hot lesbian out there eating someone's pussy that's hot
1130
00:46:31.360 --> 00:46:36.179
but if the girl can really get.
1131
00:46:35.159 --> 00:46:36.639
Like we don't want none of that shit.
1132
00:46:38.380 --> 00:46:39.880
I don't know man short hair and.
1133
00:46:39.840 --> 00:46:44.489
Shit I got nothing to add to this yeah DZ
1134
00:46:44.510 --> 00:46:47.030
knows Rosie's going to shake your head.
1135
00:46:48.030 --> 00:46:50.610
Everyone cops it, man. Right? I don't know who's going
1136
00:46:50.630 --> 00:46:52.389
to cop at this news section, but I'm sure we're
1137
00:46:52.409 --> 00:46:53.230
going to find someone.
1138
00:46:54.110 --> 00:46:54.630
Fuck it off.
1139
00:46:54.969 --> 00:47:09.059
Well, yeah, that takes us to... Welcome back, pussies.
1140
00:47:09.300 --> 00:47:09.510
Right?
1141
00:47:10.590 --> 00:47:11.309
What has been happening?
1142
00:47:12.050 --> 00:47:14.420
Man. Man. First of all, let me start off with
1143
00:47:14.480 --> 00:47:18.940
a bang. A Detroit family recently arrived at Hutchison's funeral
1144
00:47:18.980 --> 00:47:24.860
home to view 61-year-old Kimberly Moore before her funeral, only
1145
00:47:24.900 --> 00:47:27.260
to discover the woman in the coffin wasn't their mother.
1146
00:47:28.039 --> 00:47:32.050
The family were reportedly then told that Moore's body had
1147
00:47:32.090 --> 00:47:35.710
been mistakenly cremated when she didn't want to be cremated,
1148
00:47:35.909 --> 00:47:38.869
while another woman's body had been prepared and presented as
1149
00:47:38.929 --> 00:47:42.780
hers in her clothes and everything. Police- In her clothes?
1150
00:47:42.800 --> 00:47:46.460
She was an African-American woman, and she was prepared in
1151
00:47:46.500 --> 00:47:48.940
her clothes. Their mum's clothes, but not her mum.
1152
00:47:49.239 --> 00:47:50.059
And they were white?
1153
00:47:50.960 --> 00:47:55.789
No, it was an African-American family. Police attended as the
1154
00:47:55.869 --> 00:48:00.050
family confronted the funeral home, which has since launched an
1155
00:48:00.070 --> 00:48:03.809
internal investigation. The family says they still don't know where
1156
00:48:04.090 --> 00:48:09.219
their mum's remains are. The insane part is they only
1157
00:48:09.260 --> 00:48:12.820
discovered this because they actually saw the body before the funeral.
1158
00:48:12.840 --> 00:48:15.980
So if it had been closed casket, they wouldn't have known.
1159
00:48:16.059 --> 00:48:18.860
And it got me thinking, how often does that happen
1160
00:48:18.900 --> 00:48:21.500
in life? Because not everyone is awake. It's very confronting.
1161
00:48:21.539 --> 00:48:25.409
I've seen my nan awake, open casket, very confronting. They're cold.
1162
00:48:25.489 --> 00:48:27.909
It's like the wax museum. You're like, holy shit, this
1163
00:48:27.969 --> 00:48:33.369
is weird. They're not there anymore. So people do close casket. Now,
1164
00:48:33.590 --> 00:48:36.519
let me tell you this. As your job is working
1165
00:48:36.539 --> 00:48:40.989
in the morgue, okay, there's one job. It's like when
1166
00:48:41.090 --> 00:48:43.590
my field is electrical. You never work live. You turn
1167
00:48:43.630 --> 00:48:47.969
the switchboard off and then work on it. Surely you've
1168
00:48:47.989 --> 00:48:50.610
got to have a photo and a name to match
1169
00:48:50.659 --> 00:48:53.840
the corpse and double check, triple check before you put
1170
00:48:53.860 --> 00:48:55.420
it in the coffin or the, you know what I mean?
1171
00:48:56.280 --> 00:48:58.119
How often does that happen? Because how many people die
1172
00:48:58.159 --> 00:49:00.039
all the time? How many people are born? How many
1173
00:49:00.059 --> 00:49:00.579
people die?
1174
00:49:00.599 --> 00:49:00.679
Okay.
1175
00:49:01.440 --> 00:49:02.840
How do we know this isn't happening?
1176
00:49:03.059 --> 00:49:05.179
It's one job, right? Just put the right body in
1177
00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:05.840
the right box.
1178
00:49:06.400 --> 00:49:09.739
Apparently, they only noticed because, like I said, African-American, both
1179
00:49:10.260 --> 00:49:12.769
the one that was the corpse that was replaced and
1180
00:49:12.809 --> 00:49:15.329
the mum. But she had a birth. Her mum has
1181
00:49:15.349 --> 00:49:17.170
a certain birthmark. I mean, they really looked because they
1182
00:49:17.190 --> 00:49:18.670
were trying to tell them that it was her. And
1183
00:49:19.050 --> 00:49:21.360
they're like, no, she has a birthmark. And that's not
1184
00:49:21.400 --> 00:49:23.059
there either. Like, it's not her.
1185
00:49:24.139 --> 00:49:27.929
Crazy. Damn, bro. Just put the body in the box, bro.
1186
00:49:27.969 --> 00:49:33.329
I mean, fuck, bro. It's like a fat lawsuit. They're
1187
00:49:33.349 --> 00:49:35.349
going to fucking get a lot of money from that,
1188
00:49:35.449 --> 00:49:35.869
I'm sure.
1189
00:49:36.110 --> 00:49:36.289
But.
1190
00:49:37.969 --> 00:49:39.530
I don't know, them trying to tell them that it
1191
00:49:39.630 --> 00:49:41.590
is the mother as well. I think you'd recognise your
1192
00:49:41.610 --> 00:49:42.429
own fucking mother.
1193
00:49:42.449 --> 00:49:43.230
Yeah, right?
1194
00:49:43.250 --> 00:49:44.090
That's gnarly, man.
1195
00:49:44.130 --> 00:49:46.269
Yeah, it's the formaldehyde that we stuff in them. It
1196
00:49:46.309 --> 00:49:49.230
makes it look different. And you're like, no, it's not.
1197
00:49:49.670 --> 00:49:51.289
I mean, I don't know how I feel about that
1198
00:49:51.369 --> 00:49:52.829
open casket shit anyway, man.
1199
00:49:52.909 --> 00:49:54.219
I don't know if I want to see... I don't
1200
00:49:54.260 --> 00:49:56.079
know if I want people to see my... Because that's
1201
00:49:56.119 --> 00:49:57.619
not me anymore. Do you know what I mean?
1202
00:49:57.639 --> 00:49:58.440
Yeah, your soul's gone.
1203
00:49:58.519 --> 00:50:01.219
It's me physically, but I'm not there. And it's like that...
1204
00:50:01.179 --> 00:50:03.119
I did that when I went up and kissed her forehead.
1205
00:50:03.139 --> 00:50:05.190
My nan's when I was like 12. No, yeah, but
1206
00:50:05.909 --> 00:50:08.429
open casket, man, it's weird, bro. Like I don't need
1207
00:50:08.469 --> 00:50:11.860
to see. I just remember how they were and that's it.
1208
00:50:12.409 --> 00:50:14.219
Maybe a photo on top of the casket.
1209
00:50:15.119 --> 00:50:16.239
I want to get cremated, so.
1210
00:50:16.260 --> 00:50:19.480
Yeah, as I've gotten older. When I was younger, I
1211
00:50:19.519 --> 00:50:23.360
just got told burial's the way. The Italians, right, they
1212
00:50:23.400 --> 00:50:25.530
put them in a wall, a marble wall, so they're
1213
00:50:25.550 --> 00:50:28.090
not even in the ground. They have little slots. Like
1214
00:50:28.130 --> 00:50:30.269
in the morgue where you have a drawer, but instead
1215
00:50:30.289 --> 00:50:33.309
it's marble, so it's very thick. There's no smells or nothing.
1216
00:50:33.329 --> 00:50:36.159
It's very, very thick. And they just have a tombstone.
1217
00:50:36.340 --> 00:50:38.440
And then below them will be another person. It's literally
1218
00:50:38.460 --> 00:50:39.409
like the morgue. The drawers.
1219
00:50:39.449 --> 00:50:40.260
I've never heard of that.
1220
00:50:40.320 --> 00:50:41.429
It's like Italians do it.
1221
00:50:41.449 --> 00:50:41.809
Yeah, yeah.
1222
00:50:41.829 --> 00:50:43.349
Shit. Nah, I ain't doing all that, bro. I don't
1223
00:50:43.369 --> 00:50:44.989
want to be laying there like maggots are like fucking
1224
00:50:45.369 --> 00:50:46.389
crawling in my eyeballs and shit.
1225
00:50:46.409 --> 00:50:48.110
I want to be put into a tree or something.
1226
00:50:48.269 --> 00:50:49.789
Turn me into a tree, can't you? Put me in
1227
00:50:49.829 --> 00:50:51.829
a big seed or something. Plant me in the ground, bro.
1228
00:50:52.550 --> 00:50:52.789
Yeah.
1229
00:50:53.110 --> 00:50:53.929
I want someone to snort me.
1230
00:50:53.929 --> 00:50:55.250
I'll turn you into my weed plant.
1231
00:50:56.809 --> 00:50:58.599
I want someone to snort me. Well, uh.
1232
00:50:59.139 --> 00:51:00.559
Would you do it on the podcast?
1233
00:51:00.579 --> 00:51:02.679
I'll do it for you. Roll you up in smoke.
1234
00:51:02.699 --> 00:51:06.280
Yeah, see what happens. But speaking of death, did you
1235
00:51:06.300 --> 00:51:07.880
see what Bill Gates said?
1236
00:51:08.659 --> 00:51:14.250
Bill Gates said AI could become so smart. It could
1237
00:51:14.269 --> 00:51:18.170
become smart enough to kill 1 billion people. And everyone's like,
1238
00:51:18.190 --> 00:51:20.730
what the fuck? He's already trying to... Remember Bill Gates
1239
00:51:20.769 --> 00:51:22.710
has already said we can lower the population.
1240
00:51:22.730 --> 00:51:23.610
Yeah, he's a piece of shit.
1241
00:51:23.650 --> 00:51:24.610
He wants depopulation.
1242
00:51:24.630 --> 00:51:25.409
He's a piece of shit.
1243
00:51:25.489 --> 00:51:28.420
And he's done a new interview and he said... AI
1244
00:51:28.599 --> 00:51:30.679
could become smart enough to kill 1 billion people.
1245
00:51:31.820 --> 00:51:33.280
And I'm thinking, why 1 billion?
1246
00:51:33.300 --> 00:51:35.300
If it's smart enough to kill 1 billion, why wouldn't
1247
00:51:35.320 --> 00:51:38.090
it be smart enough to kill 8 billion? Why is
1248
00:51:38.130 --> 00:51:40.889
there a cap? It's like he's already planning to blame
1249
00:51:40.969 --> 00:51:43.710
the depopulation on something other than himself.
1250
00:51:43.750 --> 00:51:45.610
Yeah, he's already planning the next COVID.
1251
00:51:45.739 --> 00:51:48.199
AI can kill 1 billion, 14 billion.
1252
00:51:48.260 --> 00:51:49.360
Yeah, the exact number.
1253
00:51:49.659 --> 00:51:53.500
He owns all the cattle ranches. And he's also researching
1254
00:51:53.519 --> 00:51:56.090
this tick that bites you and makes you allergic to meat.
1255
00:51:56.269 --> 00:51:57.869
Yeah, we've talked about that.
1256
00:51:57.969 --> 00:52:01.530
He's a fucking evil fucking mastermind. And now he's saying
1257
00:52:01.630 --> 00:52:04.429
AI could be smart enough to kill exactly one.
1258
00:52:04.469 --> 00:52:07.440
He's like, he's like Thanos in, uh, in game, in, uh,
1259
00:52:07.599 --> 00:52:11.380
Avengers where he wants to depopulate the world to like, uh,
1260
00:52:11.440 --> 00:52:13.780
apparently it makes the world a healthier place.
1261
00:52:13.820 --> 00:52:16.019
Cause the, We're not even overpopulated.
1262
00:52:16.179 --> 00:52:19.739
We're not even overpopulated, man. That's a myth. We're underpopulated,
1263
00:52:19.760 --> 00:52:20.119
if anything.
1264
00:52:20.260 --> 00:52:23.059
It's always going to seem overpopulated because when you take
1265
00:52:23.099 --> 00:52:26.949
into account the size of Earth, the number sounds like
1266
00:52:27.010 --> 00:52:29.349
it's overpopulation, but you're spread out over the Earth.
1267
00:52:29.409 --> 00:52:32.429
It's because we're not living right. So it is a
1268
00:52:32.489 --> 00:52:35.170
lot of people for how we're living, which isn't right.
1269
00:52:35.769 --> 00:52:37.570
The way we farm meat, the way we do all
1270
00:52:37.610 --> 00:52:40.480
this shit, we're doing it wrong. We don't have enough.
1271
00:52:41.239 --> 00:52:43.179
We can't keep up with the demand of what we have.
1272
00:52:43.239 --> 00:52:46.960
If we adjusted the way we live, we're not overpopulated.
1273
00:52:46.980 --> 00:52:48.639
But the thing is we're living so poorly.
1274
00:52:48.659 --> 00:52:50.719
But we're never going to do that. Exactly.
1275
00:52:50.840 --> 00:52:52.860
So Bill Gates' solution is just kill half of these
1276
00:52:52.920 --> 00:52:56.260
cunts and fucking... And yeah, I wonder where the AI
1277
00:52:56.300 --> 00:52:58.679
is going to strike. The one billion people, probably Africa
1278
00:52:58.800 --> 00:52:59.989
or fucking.
1279
00:52:59.659 --> 00:53:02.190
Asia or something. Fuck, this guy's only 72. I don't
1280
00:53:02.210 --> 00:53:03.949
know how he's not dead yet.
1281
00:53:04.469 --> 00:53:05.369
He's a reptilian, that's why.
1282
00:53:06.329 --> 00:53:07.989
He's the type of guy too that'll live to like 120. Yeah,
1283
00:53:08.070 --> 00:53:10.590
he's a fucker. Can you ask AI.
1284
00:53:11.420 --> 00:53:15.039
What was his statement? Let's get some clarification on what
1285
00:53:15.059 --> 00:53:15.820
the context is.
1286
00:53:16.199 --> 00:53:19.780
Yeah, so on September 27, Gates appeared on NBC's Meet
1287
00:53:19.800 --> 00:53:21.900
the Press and was asked whether AI could become powerful
1288
00:53:21.920 --> 00:53:25.989
enough to end humanity. He responded, AI is certainly powerful
1289
00:53:26.030 --> 00:53:28.610
enough to drive events that cause a billion deaths.
1290
00:53:30.329 --> 00:53:30.869
That's a quote.
1291
00:53:32.070 --> 00:53:34.130
So what did he actually mean? Importantly, Gates didn't say
1292
00:53:34.170 --> 00:53:36.110
that AI will kill one billion people. He was talking
1293
00:53:36.130 --> 00:53:38.829
about AI being powerful enough to enable or contribute to
1294
00:53:38.889 --> 00:53:48.139
catastrophic events resulting... that scale of deaths he specifically pointed
1295
00:53:48.199 --> 00:53:51.639
to the combination of AI plus people with malicious intentions
1296
00:53:51.739 --> 00:53:54.420
saying there had never been a weapon as powerful as
1297
00:53:54.480 --> 00:53:59.500
combining determined bad actors with advanced AI tools I hate
1298
00:53:59.519 --> 00:54:01.820
this guy yeah I hate him he's a problem he
1299
00:54:01.840 --> 00:54:05.679
needs to go I'm gonna protest over this fucking guy.
1300
00:54:06.219 --> 00:54:10.949
Because he makes the cash oh He makes the cash, bro.
1301
00:54:10.989 --> 00:54:12.170
Makes no sense. He's too important.
1302
00:54:13.269 --> 00:54:16.530
Apparently Trump renamed AI now. He's in charge of the
1303
00:54:16.570 --> 00:54:18.469
name for AI. He's changed it to SI.
1304
00:54:19.090 --> 00:54:19.360
Why SI?
1305
00:54:19.369 --> 00:54:22.449
He said AI for super intelligence. He just did a
1306
00:54:22.449 --> 00:54:24.610
thing today or something with Elon Musk that's standing next
1307
00:54:24.630 --> 00:54:25.210
to each other.
1308
00:54:25.369 --> 00:54:26.130
My God.
1309
00:54:27.070 --> 00:54:29.909
He's like, we're going to call it super intelligence because
1310
00:54:29.949 --> 00:54:32.079
it's smarter than artificial. It's not artificial.
1311
00:54:32.099 --> 00:54:33.480
It's super intelligent.
1312
00:54:33.500 --> 00:54:34.239
It is artificial.
1313
00:54:36.650 --> 00:54:38.329
Oh my god he really got into office and just
1314
00:54:38.349 --> 00:54:41.250
started doing random.
1315
00:54:40.130 --> 00:54:42.789
Isn't he making uh they're having like a trump tv
1316
00:54:42.829 --> 00:54:46.739
now so it's kind of like proper straight propaganda channels
1317
00:54:46.760 --> 00:54:49.099
like you know i mean like it's like mtv but
1318
00:54:49.139 --> 00:54:52.079
it's trump tv when i say they're making it you
1319
00:54:52.099 --> 00:54:53.739
don't know if it's a it's a claim that they
1320
00:54:53.860 --> 00:54:56.380
are i don't know how how far ahead that plan
1321
00:54:56.420 --> 00:54:58.940
is whether they're enacting that but it's essentially going to
1322
00:54:58.960 --> 00:55:01.349
be right-wing uh Well.
1323
00:55:01.389 --> 00:55:03.510
He was making a phone too, which turned out to
1324
00:55:03.550 --> 00:55:05.710
be a scam. The phone, like, how is.
1325
00:55:05.630 --> 00:55:08.250
The president allowed to scam people? He's trying to be
1326
00:55:08.289 --> 00:55:10.050
a businessman while being the president.
1327
00:55:10.469 --> 00:55:12.550
He's got the Trump phone and people haven't received it
1328
00:55:12.590 --> 00:55:15.210
and shit. Penguin Zero has been doing a video.
1329
00:55:14.909 --> 00:55:15.590
Series about it.
1330
00:55:15.590 --> 00:55:18.519
He ordered one and it's not coming. He's ringing them
1331
00:55:18.659 --> 00:55:19.400
and shit.
1332
00:55:19.420 --> 00:55:22.199
They only sent you Trump's number, so it's just you
1333
00:55:22.320 --> 00:55:22.940
talking to Trump.
1334
00:55:23.380 --> 00:55:26.099
Yeah, no, Trump TV is actually already live. It launched
1335
00:55:26.139 --> 00:55:27.159
in September this year.
1336
00:55:28.119 --> 00:55:28.579
What is it?
1337
00:55:30.300 --> 00:55:32.650
It's called Trump TV, the essential station.
1338
00:55:32.730 --> 00:55:34.710
It's Trump doing the Trump dance the whole time.
1339
00:55:34.829 --> 00:55:38.730
I would not be surprised. It's a 24-7 online video stream.
1340
00:55:39.809 --> 00:55:42.429
It's available for YouTube at the moment or whitehouse.gov.
1341
00:55:42.630 --> 00:55:43.719
So it's just a YouTube channel.
1342
00:55:44.489 --> 00:55:45.699
No, it's on a website.
1343
00:55:45.780 --> 00:55:47.280
It's on whitehouse.gov.
1344
00:55:47.440 --> 00:55:49.760
Yeah, on their website. You can put whatever you want
1345
00:55:49.860 --> 00:55:50.199
on there.
1346
00:55:51.340 --> 00:55:54.960
It shows video footage of Bill Clinton getting hit in
1347
00:55:54.980 --> 00:55:55.599
the Oval Office.
1348
00:55:57.320 --> 00:56:01.030
It's this old... Fucking speeches and announcements and shit that
1349
00:56:01.050 --> 00:56:04.119
he's done. Who's tuning in to that shit, bro?
1350
00:56:04.159 --> 00:56:04.599
People, bro.
1351
00:56:04.840 --> 00:56:06.579
What's wrong with this guy? Yeah, I know.
1352
00:56:06.659 --> 00:56:07.099
People, man.
1353
00:56:07.159 --> 00:56:08.099
That's a sad part.
1354
00:56:08.119 --> 00:56:08.539
Imagine that.
1355
00:56:08.579 --> 00:56:09.059
That's a sad part.
1356
00:56:09.079 --> 00:56:10.659
You get home from dinner and instead of flicking on
1357
00:56:10.679 --> 00:56:11.280
Game of Thrones.
1358
00:56:11.320 --> 00:56:11.860
It's Trump TV.
1359
00:56:11.920 --> 00:56:14.639
It's Trump TV.
1360
00:56:15.679 --> 00:56:16.300
Fuck, man.
1361
00:56:16.820 --> 00:56:18.840
I just can't wait to see. Not that I'm like, whatever.
1362
00:56:18.920 --> 00:56:20.820
I can't wait to see who's next, you know?
1363
00:56:21.360 --> 00:56:22.659
I reckon we can get Trump on here. I'm going
1364
00:56:22.679 --> 00:56:24.820
to ask him what his favourite Burger King burger is. Yeah.
1365
00:56:26.019 --> 00:56:30.889
You guys are regulated? Yeah. Podcasts are regulated.
1366
00:56:31.050 --> 00:56:33.929
Oh, fuck. You got anything?
1367
00:56:33.969 --> 00:56:35.050
What's happening, man?
1368
00:56:35.679 --> 00:56:37.599
Oh, do you see fucking Nepal's copped it again?
1369
00:56:37.619 --> 00:56:37.679
No.
1370
00:56:38.579 --> 00:56:41.059
These fucking poor fuckers, they've got like more landslides and
1371
00:56:41.139 --> 00:56:42.199
shit pumping through.
1372
00:56:42.219 --> 00:56:42.559
Oh, really?
1373
00:56:42.760 --> 00:56:46.440
Yeah, man. Apparently, again, there's like fucking 1,100 people missing
1374
00:56:46.480 --> 00:56:47.750
or some shit, 700 people missing.
1375
00:56:48.110 --> 00:56:48.730
It's Bill Gates.
1376
00:56:49.389 --> 00:56:50.090
Oh, bro.
1377
00:56:50.170 --> 00:56:51.710
He's behind the natural disasters.
1378
00:56:51.750 --> 00:56:54.849
He's like, all right. It was AI. It could be, man.
1379
00:56:55.449 --> 00:56:56.170
Oh my God, 1,300,000.
1380
00:56:56.170 --> 00:56:59.269
To the dot.
1381
00:56:59.269 --> 00:56:59.969
1,000,000.
1382
00:56:59.969 --> 00:57:03.170
So yeah, they're being hit with another major wave of
1383
00:57:03.269 --> 00:57:08.190
rain-triggered landslides only a month after the catastrophic August disaster.
1384
00:57:09.349 --> 00:57:14.840
So from September, as of September 24th until now, so
1385
00:57:14.860 --> 00:57:18.500
for the past like five days, Nepal has recorded 304 landslides.
1386
00:57:18.519 --> 00:57:18.599
Whoa.
1387
00:57:18.599 --> 00:57:26.420
20 people have been killed. In this one specific region,
1388
00:57:26.500 --> 00:57:30.539
four are missing. Extreme flooding, rainfall. At least 27 people
1389
00:57:30.579 --> 00:57:33.199
have died in a different area. With four more missing,
1390
00:57:33.280 --> 00:57:36.340
eight injured. Now we have more than 1,000 families have
1391
00:57:36.360 --> 00:57:42.809
been expected with hundreds of houses damaged or destroyed. People missing,
1392
00:57:42.849 --> 00:57:43.909
major road blockages.
1393
00:57:43.929 --> 00:57:47.349
Mother nature, any time. Here we go. End it all, bro.
1394
00:57:47.510 --> 00:57:52.530
The landslide near... The Trishuli River Corridor has killed more
1395
00:57:52.570 --> 00:57:58.289
than 1,400 people and thousands of people missing in that
1396
00:57:58.329 --> 00:57:59.070
particular region.
1397
00:57:59.590 --> 00:58:02.929
Why is it raining heaps or something? What's the torrential
1398
00:58:02.989 --> 00:58:03.530
rain or something?
1399
00:58:04.010 --> 00:58:07.460
I think this one's all rain-related. This one might be
1400
00:58:07.719 --> 00:58:10.900
due to bad weather. The first one was the ice
1401
00:58:10.940 --> 00:58:17.119
caps melting, causing the landslides, causing the tsunamis and the flooding. Yeah,
1402
00:58:17.139 --> 00:58:20.880
this is one heavy rainfall. One of the landslides was
1403
00:58:21.739 --> 00:58:25.969
triggered by an earthquake. So yeah, they're just, mother nature's
1404
00:58:26.010 --> 00:58:28.750
just pumping Nepal at the moment, yeah.
1405
00:58:29.030 --> 00:58:29.659
God bless, man.
1406
00:58:30.869 --> 00:58:34.289
Yeah, that's some scary shit. But the immediate cause is
1407
00:58:34.329 --> 00:58:37.690
extreme rainfall. That's the only thing about those countries, man,
1408
00:58:37.730 --> 00:58:40.070
like fucking Bali and shit, they don't have like seasons.
1409
00:58:40.130 --> 00:58:42.300
It's just a wet season, which is like for six
1410
00:58:42.340 --> 00:58:43.920
months of the year and then the dry season.
1411
00:58:43.940 --> 00:58:47.059
That's fucked, bro. That is fucked.
1412
00:58:47.699 --> 00:58:47.880
Nope.
1413
00:58:48.469 --> 00:58:50.210
I'd be getting out of there if I fucking lived there.
1414
00:58:50.409 --> 00:58:50.929
Oh, yeah, hard.
1415
00:58:51.409 --> 00:58:53.309
Hiking across the mountain to China, man.
1416
00:58:53.329 --> 00:58:57.110
A 28-year-old PE teacher from Airds High School in southwest Sydney,
1417
00:58:57.409 --> 00:59:02.019
Ashley Ann Seaney, has been charged over an alleged gangland-style
1418
00:59:02.139 --> 00:59:07.469
murder conspiracy. Police allege she acted as surveillance assistant and
1419
00:59:07.530 --> 00:59:11.820
getaway helper in the shooting death. of a 40-year-old Joshua
1420
00:59:11.900 --> 00:59:16.300
McDonald in Maryland's West. What was her name? Ashley, middle
1421
00:59:16.320 --> 00:59:22.860
name Anne, A-double-N, last name Sini. On September 2nd, investigators
1422
00:59:22.909 --> 00:59:26.190
believe McDonald, the guy who was killed, was actually an
1423
00:59:26.250 --> 00:59:29.639
intended case of mistaken identity. So they didn't even mean,
1424
00:59:30.119 --> 00:59:30.780
they got the wrong guy.
1425
00:59:30.800 --> 00:59:31.840
That's horrible.
1426
00:59:31.900 --> 00:59:34.539
Two teenagers had already been charged over the shooting with
1427
00:59:34.579 --> 00:59:39.219
police alleging an 18-year-old was the gunman. Sini was initially
1428
00:59:39.280 --> 00:59:43.199
charged as an accessory after the fact, but police later
1429
00:59:43.239 --> 00:59:46.550
hit her with the more serious charge of conspiracy to murder.
1430
00:59:47.050 --> 00:59:49.309
She's been stood down from teaching and is currently behind
1431
00:59:49.369 --> 00:59:52.190
bars awaiting her next court appearance in November. She has
1432
00:59:52.269 --> 00:59:55.070
not been convicted and the allegations are before the courts.
1433
00:59:55.679 --> 00:59:58.550
Well, I'd be concerned if she wasn't stood down from teaching.
1434
00:59:58.809 --> 00:59:59.309
Oh, crazy.
1435
00:59:59.329 --> 01:00:00.210
Yeah, yeah, of course.
1436
01:00:00.590 --> 01:00:02.590
I mean, I think obviously what's happened is she has
1437
01:00:02.630 --> 01:00:07.610
a partner maybe in, I'm assuming, I mean, this is
1438
01:00:07.690 --> 01:00:11.070
foolish assumption here. It sounded like she has a partner
1439
01:00:11.110 --> 01:00:14.559
that's involved with some gangland activities. But the thing is,
1440
01:00:15.219 --> 01:00:18.300
she was orchestrating the murder of someone. They fudged it.
1441
01:00:18.500 --> 01:00:21.059
And it was like an 18-year-old that done it. So
1442
01:00:21.079 --> 01:00:22.659
it's like, imagine if it was one of her students.
1443
01:00:22.760 --> 01:00:24.519
It doesn't say it's one of her students, but like...
1444
01:00:25.510 --> 01:00:29.210
how weird right your PE teacher that's a weird one
1445
01:00:29.230 --> 01:00:32.489
she's teaching you air squats and then air squats by
1446
01:00:32.510 --> 01:00:35.030
day you know putting a hit out on night or
1447
01:00:35.269 --> 01:00:37.710
assisting that's what I mean I thought maybe she was
1448
01:00:37.750 --> 01:00:40.739
involved with someone like in terms of relationship and then
1449
01:00:41.199 --> 01:00:44.480
she's gone you know what I'm saying it's very rare
1450
01:00:44.719 --> 01:00:47.559
I mean not rare what's rare nowadays but she's just
1451
01:00:47.619 --> 01:00:49.619
a single girl who just went I just want to
1452
01:00:49.659 --> 01:00:50.820
live that life you.
1453
01:00:50.780 --> 01:00:53.079
Know what I mean it happens it happens yeah.
1454
01:00:52.880 --> 01:00:56.369
Maybe crazy right The weirdest headline.
1455
01:00:56.389 --> 01:00:58.530
I thought you were going to say it's one of
1456
01:00:58.570 --> 01:01:00.739
them teachers fucking their students again, bro. You've seen a
1457
01:01:00.760 --> 01:01:03.099
lot of that lately. A lot of that too.
1458
01:01:03.119 --> 01:01:05.039
She probably was fucking a student and went, you know what?
1459
01:01:05.059 --> 01:01:06.380
I don't want to be the same old, you know.
1460
01:01:07.099 --> 01:01:07.599
Change it up.
1461
01:01:07.780 --> 01:01:08.760
Yeah. Yeah.
1462
01:01:08.800 --> 01:01:13.889
So on September 2nd. 40-year-old Joshua McDonald, a tradie, went
1463
01:01:13.929 --> 01:01:16.480
to a house in Maryland's West. As he approached the property,
1464
01:01:16.519 --> 01:01:19.920
a gunman allegedly fired at him from a stolen grey Audi.
1465
01:01:19.960 --> 01:01:20.860
McDonald was killed.
1466
01:01:21.460 --> 01:01:22.059
That's horrible.
1467
01:01:22.280 --> 01:01:25.199
Police say McDonald was not involved in organized crime. The
1468
01:01:25.239 --> 01:01:27.550
allegation is that he was an innocent person who was
1469
01:01:27.610 --> 01:01:29.969
mistaken for the intended target because he happened to be
1470
01:01:30.010 --> 01:01:32.530
at the property associated with the people known to police.
1471
01:01:33.469 --> 01:01:37.349
Who were they allegedly trying to kill? Reporting has identified
1472
01:01:37.409 --> 01:01:41.989
the suspected intended target as... Mosh Taba Hasafizi.
1473
01:01:43.929 --> 01:01:45.019
Guess what nationality?
1474
01:01:45.900 --> 01:01:47.300
Let's take a wild guess.
1475
01:01:47.500 --> 01:01:47.780
English.
1476
01:01:49.420 --> 01:01:54.280
Caucasian. Described as an associate of the Alameddine crime clan.
1477
01:01:54.340 --> 01:02:00.099
Alameddines again, bro. The Hamsis, Alameddines, the two Arab families, bro.
1478
01:02:00.179 --> 01:02:04.030
It's literally like John Ibrahim and that was running King's
1479
01:02:04.110 --> 01:02:07.769
Cross back in the day. Gang crime in Australia is
1480
01:02:08.150 --> 01:02:10.050
at an all-time high, bro. But I feel like we just...
1481
01:02:10.429 --> 01:02:13.000
we just think America because we're like, oh, America, America, America.
1482
01:02:13.099 --> 01:02:16.320
Don't get me wrong, it's worse, but still goes on here.
1483
01:02:16.480 --> 01:02:18.760
I think it's more of a monopoly here. Whereas like,
1484
01:02:18.960 --> 01:02:22.099
as in there's two big crime families, there's not real
1485
01:02:22.159 --> 01:02:24.699
much else going on. Like, I don't know how many
1486
01:02:24.719 --> 01:02:28.219
people are overthrowing them, but in America, there'd be so much.
1487
01:02:28.500 --> 01:02:29.619
It's bigger pool.
1488
01:02:29.659 --> 01:02:30.159
Bigger pool.
1489
01:02:30.300 --> 01:02:32.460
Here it's very targeted and very calculated.
1490
01:02:32.539 --> 01:02:33.059
Yeah.
1491
01:02:33.119 --> 01:02:35.360
Not many people are probably stepping up. But there's people
1492
01:02:35.389 --> 01:02:37.329
who've been, we've talked about in the pod, there's people
1493
01:02:37.349 --> 01:02:40.650
that have fled the country because they're either trying to, Flee, like,
1494
01:02:41.489 --> 01:02:44.730
the police or just the opposition, the ops.
1495
01:02:44.929 --> 01:02:47.710
They still fucking get you. Wasn't someone killed in Bali
1496
01:02:47.730 --> 01:02:49.889
or something by the Coconut Cartel or some shit? Wasn't
1497
01:02:49.929 --> 01:02:53.619
there some fucking hit? They went to Samal. You hear
1498
01:02:53.639 --> 01:02:56.760
about this recently? They killed a guy in Bali or something.
1499
01:02:56.860 --> 01:03:00.119
The guys from Australia, gang shit, went to, this guy
1500
01:03:00.139 --> 01:03:02.449
was on holiday or something, and they killed him over there.
1501
01:03:02.469 --> 01:03:08.469
Hmm. Your killers are sitting behind you in row B18.
1502
01:03:08.590 --> 01:03:11.469
It's terrifying, man.
1503
01:03:11.489 --> 01:03:14.469
That's the game you play, though. That's the risk you take.
1504
01:03:14.909 --> 01:03:18.489
It's a fast life, but it's a short life. Money, pussy, drugs,
1505
01:03:18.550 --> 01:03:18.929
and guns.
1506
01:03:18.949 --> 01:03:19.610
You know what I'm saying?
1507
01:03:19.630 --> 01:03:22.449
Speaking of money, pussy, drugs, and guns, GTA 6, have
1508
01:03:22.469 --> 01:03:25.260
you guys seen this collector's edition that's getting roasted that
1509
01:03:25.280 --> 01:03:25.860
they're bringing out?
1510
01:03:26.110 --> 01:03:27.320
No. Why is it getting roasted?
1511
01:03:27.590 --> 01:03:33.420
They're bringing out this $ 400 collector's edition, which doesn't include
1512
01:03:33.460 --> 01:03:36.579
the game. Doesn't include the game. And you look at
1513
01:03:36.619 --> 01:03:40.719
what's in the collector's edition, it's just like servo sunglasses,
1514
01:03:41.159 --> 01:03:46.199
a key chain, a bottle cap, 400 bucks without the game.
1515
01:03:47.460 --> 01:03:51.349
This is fucking blasphemy, bro. They fucking, they just, they
1516
01:03:51.369 --> 01:03:52.789
know people are going to buy it and they don't
1517
01:03:52.809 --> 01:03:55.170
give a fuck. That's absurd.
1518
01:03:55.230 --> 01:03:57.610
What they're willing to charge nowadays for everything in life,
1519
01:03:57.650 --> 01:04:00.650
you know, I touched on the footy tickets, grand final tickets. Nowadays,
1520
01:04:00.710 --> 01:04:03.190
it's like people just throw a price tag on it.
1521
01:04:03.570 --> 01:04:06.949
There's no like, critical thinking and breaking the price down.
1522
01:04:06.989 --> 01:04:09.849
Because if they know it's a, it's a, it's a word,
1523
01:04:10.929 --> 01:04:12.909
it's on hot demand, high demand. If it's like a,
1524
01:04:13.050 --> 01:04:14.500
what am I trying to fucking say?
1525
01:04:14.860 --> 01:04:15.800
If it's in high demand.
1526
01:04:15.960 --> 01:04:18.579
If it's in high demand, they know. So they just
1527
01:04:18.619 --> 01:04:19.300
slap it on there.
1528
01:04:19.420 --> 01:04:21.260
The only way we can fix this is if people
1529
01:04:21.280 --> 01:04:23.679
stop buying stupid shit. Ridiculous.
1530
01:04:24.110 --> 01:04:24.570
Prices.
1531
01:04:24.769 --> 01:04:26.610
But it's never going to happen. Have a look at
1532
01:04:26.650 --> 01:04:27.050
this thing.
1533
01:04:27.090 --> 01:04:35.750
You see what's in there? Yeah, well, so for $ 399, 000,.
1534
01:04:30.880 --> 01:04:35.010
99 cents. That's US. US, mind you.
1535
01:04:35.030 --> 01:04:36.449
This is 800 Australian.
1536
01:04:36.449 --> 01:04:40.650
800 Aussie bucks. You can get Macca the Gator figure,
1537
01:04:41.849 --> 01:04:49.219
Oakley frog skin sunglasses, Leonida Keys cross body bag, a
1538
01:04:49.280 --> 01:04:53.219
new era 40 snap pack, Macca the Gator magnetic mirror.
1539
01:04:53.260 --> 01:04:54.659
Who the fuck is this Macca the Gator?
1540
01:04:54.719 --> 01:04:54.800
Yeah.
1541
01:04:55.489 --> 01:04:59.650
Chunky the Manatee Shot Glass. Vice City Collectible Swizzle Spoon.
1542
01:05:00.070 --> 01:05:04.849
Vice City Razor Blade Keychain. Nine-Piece Leonardo Keys Enamel Pin Set.
1543
01:05:05.809 --> 01:05:07.110
Nine-Piece Sticker Pack.
1544
01:05:07.690 --> 01:05:07.909
And.
1545
01:05:08.050 --> 01:05:09.070
Some stickers for 800 bucks.
1546
01:05:09.360 --> 01:05:13.179
A double-sided Leonardo Keys poster slash map.
1547
01:05:13.599 --> 01:05:16.380
And that Vice City stuff, the little spoon and stuff,
1548
01:05:16.719 --> 01:05:21.519
that's recycled from Vice City in the other collector's edition.
1549
01:05:22.340 --> 01:05:26.349
How blatant is that? That's a fucking... That's scummy, bro.
1550
01:05:26.670 --> 01:05:30.969
That's scummy. Look at an image of the thing. You'll
1551
01:05:30.989 --> 01:05:33.750
see the items and you'll be like, what the fuck?
1552
01:05:33.829 --> 01:05:37.389
It seems like stuff you get at the Easter show,
1553
01:05:37.409 --> 01:05:37.929
the show bag.
1554
01:05:37.949 --> 01:05:39.389
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1555
01:05:39.469 --> 01:05:41.269
It's a show bag. It's an $ 800 show bag. Let's
1556
01:05:41.289 --> 01:05:42.909
have a look.
1557
01:05:42.929 --> 01:05:44.880
I'm seeing some pictures loaded here. It looks funny.
1558
01:05:44.889 --> 01:05:47.599
I was like, there's no way. Without the game, mind you.
1559
01:05:47.719 --> 01:05:49.800
If I had the game in there, which is usually
1560
01:05:49.820 --> 01:05:53.400
a collector's edition, you're collecting the game with extra goodies.
1561
01:05:54.019 --> 01:05:54.179
Yeah.
1562
01:05:54.519 --> 01:05:56.980
That's okay. At least you get the game, right? But
1563
01:05:57.019 --> 01:05:59.280
fucking hell, they're not even giving you the game.
1564
01:05:59.760 --> 01:06:01.780
This is the Mac of the Gator figure, cunt. It
1565
01:06:01.820 --> 01:06:03.110
looks like a servo toy.
1566
01:06:03.389 --> 01:06:04.050
Yeah.
1567
01:06:04.769 --> 01:06:05.010
Yeah.
1568
01:06:05.269 --> 01:06:06.110
What the fuck?
1569
01:06:06.130 --> 01:06:07.550
How does that have anything to do with GTA?
1570
01:06:08.670 --> 01:06:09.269
I'm going to assume.
1571
01:06:09.289 --> 01:06:09.670
I don't know.
1572
01:06:10.630 --> 01:06:13.110
I'm going to assume he's in the game. Yeah, he's
1573
01:06:13.150 --> 01:06:15.170
probably in the game at some point, this Mac of
1574
01:06:15.190 --> 01:06:17.809
the Gator. Oh my God, the sunnies are dinkies.
1575
01:06:20.650 --> 01:06:20.849
Yeah.
1576
01:06:21.070 --> 01:06:21.730
What the fuck?
1577
01:06:23.369 --> 01:06:25.170
It's like a Google, it should be like an image.
1578
01:06:25.349 --> 01:06:27.030
If you're going in images, it should be like there's
1579
01:06:27.070 --> 01:06:28.239
a picture of all of it together.
1580
01:06:28.260 --> 01:06:31.300
Yeah, unfortunately, I don't think I'll be playing it for
1581
01:06:31.340 --> 01:06:33.019
a while. I don't think I'll have a PS5 in
1582
01:06:33.059 --> 01:06:33.800
a while either.
1583
01:06:34.800 --> 01:06:36.380
I want to, but for the price, man, I don't
1584
01:06:36.460 --> 01:06:37.559
know how soon I'm going to be able to get it.
1585
01:06:37.570 --> 01:06:38.869
I know Chloe doesn't want Iggy to get one.
1586
01:06:38.909 --> 01:06:39.750
I heard it the other day.
1587
01:06:40.030 --> 01:06:43.090
Yeah, I know. I was watching last week's game, Panthers vs. Knights,
1588
01:06:43.170 --> 01:06:44.750
and I put it on Chloe.
1589
01:06:44.769 --> 01:06:45.070
It was like.
1590
01:06:45.519 --> 01:06:47.940
Hey, is he getting the PS5? And she's like, no.
1591
01:06:48.659 --> 01:06:50.760
So after we aired that episode, I got a text
1592
01:06:50.780 --> 01:06:52.360
message from my wife and she said, you're not getting
1593
01:06:52.380 --> 01:06:55.280
that fucking PlayStation 5, you cunt. I was like, oh, fuck.
1594
01:06:55.300 --> 01:06:58.480
She said something. I was like, oh, damn it. Little
1595
01:06:58.530 --> 01:06:59.110
does she know.
1596
01:07:00.250 --> 01:07:01.090
I've had one the whole time.
1597
01:07:01.130 --> 01:07:04.269
We've ordered it. We've got the collector's edition coming.
1598
01:07:04.989 --> 01:07:05.409
Fucking.
1599
01:07:06.170 --> 01:07:07.909
Yeah, I'm probably going to be a late bloomer to
1600
01:07:07.929 --> 01:07:08.530
that game, man.
1601
01:07:08.590 --> 01:07:09.150
I'm not going to lie.
1602
01:07:11.170 --> 01:07:13.199
I just... I want to play the game so bad,
1603
01:07:13.239 --> 01:07:15.530
but the price is ridiculous, bro.
1604
01:07:15.760 --> 01:07:16.070
Yeah.
1605
01:07:16.090 --> 01:07:17.130
I have to spend.
1606
01:07:17.150 --> 01:07:20.230
There's going to be a moment, it's that expensive that
1607
01:07:20.389 --> 01:07:22.530
people that buy PS5, I don't care how bad you
1608
01:07:22.550 --> 01:07:23.929
want to play it, there is going to be a
1609
01:07:23.949 --> 01:07:26.130
moment when you're driving home, much like when Chloe, when
1610
01:07:26.170 --> 01:07:28.369
they got their lounge and Iggy was saying Chloe was
1611
01:07:28.389 --> 01:07:30.780
just staring out into the abyss after spending that money. Yeah.
1612
01:07:31.039 --> 01:07:32.440
There's going to be a time when you buy it
1613
01:07:32.460 --> 01:07:34.739
at that price where you think, did I do the
1614
01:07:34.800 --> 01:07:37.780
right thing? Now, don't get me wrong, when you're playing it, okay, whatever,
1615
01:07:38.019 --> 01:07:39.739
there's going to be that sting period where you're like,
1616
01:07:39.820 --> 01:07:41.590
it's going to take a bit to, Because that takes
1617
01:07:41.650 --> 01:07:44.280
a while for people to make back, like profit, to
1618
01:07:44.340 --> 01:07:46.159
save back. That takes time for some people.
1619
01:07:46.300 --> 01:07:48.579
I had that feeling with Marvel Tocon. I bought this
1620
01:07:48.639 --> 01:07:50.980
new game. I've only played it a couple of times, $ 110. And,
1621
01:07:51.000 --> 01:07:56.690
you know, I probably shouldn't have bought it, to be honest.
1622
01:07:56.690 --> 01:07:58.389
$ 110 and $ 1, 600 is completely different things, though.
1623
01:07:58.530 --> 01:07:58.789
I know.
1624
01:07:58.869 --> 01:08:01.030
When you go towards the grand, when you go towards
1625
01:08:01.030 --> 01:08:04.409
500 plus is a lot for things, for anything.
1626
01:08:05.260 --> 01:08:07.260
Yeah, but I'm going through that now again as well
1627
01:08:07.320 --> 01:08:10.480
with the dust off my Switch. And I need a
1628
01:08:10.500 --> 01:08:12.360
Switch 2 now because there's games coming out that I
1629
01:08:12.400 --> 01:08:14.260
want to play and they're only on the Switch 2.
1630
01:08:14.260 --> 01:08:15.940
And I'm telling Rose, I'm like, fuck, I'm going to
1631
01:08:15.980 --> 01:08:18.380
have to buy one of these things. She's like, I
1632
01:08:18.399 --> 01:08:20.180
don't know, man.
1633
01:08:20.199 --> 01:08:21.800
There's so much other shit we have to pay for.
1634
01:08:21.819 --> 01:08:25.800
I'm like, but Smash Brothers is supposedly coming. This Fire
1635
01:08:25.819 --> 01:08:28.340
Emblem just came out. I want to play these fucking games, bro.
1636
01:08:29.779 --> 01:08:31.699
You know, you got to bite the bullet. Depends how
1637
01:08:31.739 --> 01:08:32.210
bad you want it.
1638
01:08:32.520 --> 01:08:35.930
I thought that game's going to be so fun, bro. Yeah.
1639
01:08:35.939 --> 01:08:38.890
It looks crazy. It looks crazy, bro.
1640
01:08:39.800 --> 01:08:41.520
I'm going. I can't wait when they do.
1641
01:08:41.520 --> 01:08:42.180
When does it drop?
1642
01:08:42.840 --> 01:08:43.319
November.
1643
01:08:43.380 --> 01:08:43.779
November.
1644
01:08:43.840 --> 01:08:45.060
I don't know what. November what?
1645
01:08:45.199 --> 01:08:47.319
I can't wait when they do the lesbian parades. Who's
1646
01:08:47.340 --> 01:08:53.189
going to run those bitches over? I'll only fuck with
1647
01:08:54.189 --> 01:08:57.409
you guys. Have you guys heard of the guy from
1648
01:08:57.449 --> 01:09:00.699
Queensland named Lucas? A young man, he's got a disease
1649
01:09:00.739 --> 01:09:07.289
called narcolepsy. It's so severe, he sleeps for 20 hours
1650
01:09:07.350 --> 01:09:07.649
a day.
1651
01:09:08.729 --> 01:09:09.989
So he's a koala, essentially.
1652
01:09:10.310 --> 01:09:11.449
Where's the gum leaves?
1653
01:09:12.090 --> 01:09:13.329
What kind of life are you living, though?
1654
01:09:13.930 --> 01:09:16.119
He's literally a sloth. He's Sid the Sloth.
1655
01:09:16.140 --> 01:09:17.640
What do you do for the four hours you're awake?
1656
01:09:17.739 --> 01:09:18.819
And when are the four hours?
1657
01:09:18.920 --> 01:09:21.279
Well, think about it, right? How many times are you
1658
01:09:21.319 --> 01:09:23.920
shitting in the four hours you're awake? So you probably,
1659
01:09:24.060 --> 01:09:26.390
let's just say you take a shit. Average shit time,
1660
01:09:26.439 --> 01:09:29.069
probably what, five to ten minutes? Ten is long, but
1661
01:09:29.430 --> 01:09:31.689
five to ten. So that's five to ten minutes down
1662
01:09:31.729 --> 01:09:33.949
of your four hours. Then you eat. I don't know
1663
01:09:33.970 --> 01:09:35.789
how long it takes to eat. Probably eat once or twice.
1664
01:09:35.810 --> 01:09:37.409
Yeah, how many meals are you eating in four hours?
1665
01:09:38.149 --> 01:09:39.989
You can't fit three meals in four hours.
1666
01:09:40.020 --> 01:09:42.579
You probably eat one big zinger box meal and go
1667
01:09:42.619 --> 01:09:43.609
straight to sleep, call it a day.
1668
01:09:43.619 --> 01:09:44.619
That's crazy.
1669
01:09:45.420 --> 01:09:47.720
Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, that's not good
1670
01:09:47.779 --> 01:09:48.300
for you, bro.
1671
01:09:48.399 --> 01:09:50.239
How's he go to school, go to work? What the
1672
01:09:50.279 --> 01:09:50.850
fuck's he doing?
1673
01:09:50.899 --> 01:09:51.430
Yeah.
1674
01:09:51.649 --> 01:09:56.369
He's sitting in the eucalyptus tree. He's in the zoo.
1675
01:09:56.909 --> 01:09:59.449
He goes to like, like dream school. They just have
1676
01:09:59.489 --> 01:10:04.729
a school. They build like an AI generated. Do you
1677
01:10:04.760 --> 01:10:07.979
remember when we were saying the video games will exceed
1678
01:10:08.430 --> 01:10:10.109
excel what they are now and they'll be like you
1679
01:10:10.149 --> 01:10:12.729
put little things on your temple little like patches and
1680
01:10:12.750 --> 01:10:15.090
then you go into the game in matrix they do
1681
01:10:15.130 --> 01:10:20.069
like a in school sleep school dream school yeah.
1682
01:10:19.890 --> 01:10:23.649
Well you can't work you can't you can't drive you
1683
01:10:24.789 --> 01:10:25.529
can't do anything this.
1684
01:10:25.470 --> 01:10:28.239
Guy so he's disabled he's got like disability payments.
1685
01:10:28.029 --> 01:10:31.229
I mean there's worse disabilities Yes.
1686
01:10:31.989 --> 01:10:34.739
What's the science behind that though? What is making him
1687
01:10:34.840 --> 01:10:37.239
sleep so much? Is he genuinely that tired?
1688
01:10:37.279 --> 01:10:39.020
Does he need more oxygen to his brain?
1689
01:10:39.039 --> 01:10:42.199
What's the deal? I've heard of narcolepsy before. It's like
1690
01:10:42.220 --> 01:10:43.800
people will be in the middle of a conversation and
1691
01:10:44.279 --> 01:10:45.060
they knock out.
1692
01:10:45.239 --> 01:10:50.289
Yeah. You're having sex and you're just like, I'm going to.
1693
01:10:50.750 --> 01:10:55.149
Just sleep with it in. Plus you put him to sleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1694
01:10:55.829 --> 01:10:55.949
Shit.
1695
01:10:55.970 --> 01:10:57.550
Really, it's his narcolepsy? Yeah.
1696
01:10:59.329 --> 01:11:02.350
Yeah, the reason someone can become overwhelmingly sleepy is that
1697
01:11:02.369 --> 01:11:05.970
the brain system for controlling wakefulness and sleep is disrupted.
1698
01:11:06.010 --> 01:11:08.550
What actually happens? A key part of narcolepsy involves a
1699
01:11:08.569 --> 01:11:13.659
chemical messenger called hypocretin or Oryxin. It is produced by
1700
01:11:13.779 --> 01:11:18.500
specialized neurons in the hypothalamus and helps keep you awake
1701
01:11:18.539 --> 01:11:18.960
and alert.
1702
01:11:18.979 --> 01:11:20.100
All right.
1703
01:11:21.020 --> 01:11:23.420
So in the most common form, narcolepsy type 1, those
1704
01:11:23.479 --> 01:11:27.760
hypocretin-producing neurons are largely lost. Okay, so the things in
1705
01:11:27.800 --> 01:11:30.659
your brain that... are triggering you to stay awake when
1706
01:11:30.680 --> 01:11:33.199
you have the disease they're like obviously.
1707
01:11:33.520 --> 01:11:36.899
Lower lower yeah so he's not really tired that he
1708
01:11:36.939 --> 01:11:38.840
feels like he needs to sleep no he's just not
1709
01:11:38.880 --> 01:11:39.680
capable of looking.
1710
01:11:39.600 --> 01:11:42.979
His brain literally can't keep him awake wow fucking hell
1711
01:11:43.220 --> 01:11:44.680
a good excuse to slack off.
1712
01:11:44.619 --> 01:11:46.439
In school if you're a teenager yeah you're like I
1713
01:11:46.479 --> 01:11:47.930
don't want to get up for school today I've got
1714
01:11:47.939 --> 01:11:49.039
narcolepsy I've.
1715
01:11:49.239 --> 01:11:51.750
Got narcolepsy yeah you watch that when GTA 6 is
1716
01:11:51.789 --> 01:11:53.869
out this cunt's awake for 14 hours a day I'm
1717
01:11:53.949 --> 01:11:58.449
cured I'm cured you got something else yeah what else is.
1718
01:11:58.409 --> 01:12:02.800
Going on man I've got that too, actually. I have
1719
01:12:02.819 --> 01:12:04.800
to start busting that out of my nose.
1720
01:12:04.819 --> 01:12:05.439
Do the dishes.
1721
01:12:05.970 --> 01:12:06.510
I can't.
1722
01:12:06.590 --> 01:12:08.109
I'm sleeping. I'm sleepy.
1723
01:12:08.489 --> 01:12:13.689
Human... Okay, so there's this streamer or influencer, Frankie LaPena.
1724
01:12:14.369 --> 01:12:17.180
He's famous for his ridiculous big ass, big fake looking ass.
1725
01:12:17.220 --> 01:12:20.180
There's a guy who runs... I don't know if it's
1726
01:12:20.199 --> 01:12:22.909
a real ass, a real birdie, but it's like... He's
1727
01:12:23.029 --> 01:12:24.949
famous for having a big bunda. I don't know if
1728
01:12:24.989 --> 01:12:27.750
it's fake and it's a skit or something, but whatever.
1729
01:12:28.210 --> 01:12:31.869
But he stepped into an MMA cage in San Francisco
1730
01:12:31.930 --> 01:12:35.529
against a six-foot-tall Terminator-style humanoid robot. I don't know if
1731
01:12:35.560 --> 01:12:37.460
this guy can fight or has any fight experience, by
1732
01:12:37.479 --> 01:12:40.420
the way. It was billed by organizers as the first
1733
01:12:40.520 --> 01:12:45.000
human versus robot fight. La Pena, the streamer, started swinging,
1734
01:12:45.079 --> 01:12:47.819
but the robot fired back with punches and a huge
1735
01:12:47.899 --> 01:12:49.859
front kick that sent him flying into the canvas. If
1736
01:12:49.880 --> 01:12:52.020
you see the footage, it's actually pretty crazy footage. the
1737
01:12:52.079 --> 01:12:55.369
front tape kick is like, it sends him back, you
1738
01:12:55.390 --> 01:12:55.789
know what I mean?
1739
01:12:56.010 --> 01:12:56.369
Wow.
1740
01:12:56.449 --> 01:12:58.729
But the robot wasn't autonomous, like we've said before on
1741
01:12:58.770 --> 01:13:01.869
this show. It was remotely controlled by a human pilot
1742
01:13:02.550 --> 01:13:06.479
with AI assisting movement and balance as such. Organizers later
1743
01:13:06.520 --> 01:13:10.060
claimed La Pena, the streamer, continued and defeated it, although
1744
01:13:10.079 --> 01:13:12.680
the full footage hasn't been released, so the exact ending
1745
01:13:12.779 --> 01:13:13.600
is disputed.
1746
01:13:13.640 --> 01:13:15.960
Why are they not? release of footage i don't know.
1747
01:13:15.939 --> 01:13:18.880
But this guy was getting manhandled like don't get me
1748
01:13:18.899 --> 01:13:21.720
wrong this streamer was firing punches he kind of looked
1749
01:13:21.739 --> 01:13:23.880
like he's a big fella too he looks like his
1750
01:13:23.920 --> 01:13:25.899
front punches before but i'm not saying he's in the
1751
01:13:25.979 --> 01:13:28.250
ufc but he you know he's got his feet under
1752
01:13:28.270 --> 01:13:31.409
him whatever but this robot who has the same face
1753
01:13:31.449 --> 01:13:34.630
as terminator like in the movies just goes oh with
1754
01:13:34.689 --> 01:13:36.329
a front kick and hits him in the chest and
1755
01:13:36.430 --> 01:13:37.189
sends him back.
1756
01:13:37.130 --> 01:13:41.729
Isn't he punching metal Yeah.
1757
01:13:41.750 --> 01:13:44.170
I think he's got gloves on. He's got a face
1758
01:13:44.189 --> 01:13:44.789
thing on as well.
1759
01:13:44.810 --> 01:13:45.449
How does he win?
1760
01:13:45.949 --> 01:13:48.350
How can you win against that? I don't know.
1761
01:13:48.649 --> 01:13:52.350
I reckon the robots like full smoked him and they're like, hey,
1762
01:13:52.369 --> 01:13:54.229
this is too advanced. We need to tell them that
1763
01:13:54.310 --> 01:13:56.550
you came out on time. He's a clip.
1764
01:13:56.590 --> 01:13:57.630
He's a clip.
1765
01:13:57.649 --> 01:14:01.890
He's a clip. On his Instagram. So he's got the
1766
01:14:01.909 --> 01:14:04.189
full padding. He's got the chest padding. I love how.
1767
01:14:04.130 --> 01:14:06.069
They made it a scary looking bot as well.
1768
01:14:06.399 --> 01:14:10.399
Guys, if you... This video is on what? Instagram. Instagram.
1769
01:14:10.439 --> 01:14:11.819
So the video is on Instagram.
1770
01:14:11.859 --> 01:14:14.649
That robot's real? Yeah.
1771
01:14:15.350 --> 01:14:17.550
The movement on that thing is fucking terrifying.
1772
01:14:17.569 --> 01:14:18.310
Oh, look at the kick.
1773
01:14:19.170 --> 01:14:23.850
He keeps throwing the T-kicks down the middle. So obviously
1774
01:14:23.869 --> 01:14:27.569
the human's more fluid, but when he hits him, that's metal, bro.
1775
01:14:27.609 --> 01:14:28.130
Come on, AR.
1776
01:14:30.010 --> 01:14:32.439
The way it moves is terrifying, bro. Imagine a thousand
1777
01:14:32.489 --> 01:14:33.250
of them come for you.
1778
01:14:33.260 --> 01:14:37.710
Remember episodes ago when we were, Was it the Olympics?
1779
01:14:37.750 --> 01:14:40.550
Beijing Robot Olympics? And we're laughing at them running into
1780
01:14:40.569 --> 01:14:41.609
the sides of the barricades.
1781
01:14:41.649 --> 01:14:41.770
Yeah.
1782
01:14:41.970 --> 01:14:44.529
These are excelling at a rapid rate. Now, don't get
1783
01:14:44.550 --> 01:14:44.850
me wrong.
1784
01:14:45.010 --> 01:14:46.869
Maybe Bill Gates is right, man. God damn.
1785
01:14:47.130 --> 01:14:49.720
You can't get the fluidity of the movement of a
1786
01:14:49.760 --> 01:14:50.279
human yet.
1787
01:14:50.340 --> 01:14:51.319
That looked pretty good, bro.
1788
01:14:51.340 --> 01:14:52.260
Pretty good, bro.
1789
01:14:52.279 --> 01:14:56.180
That looked pretty fucking scary, man. The robots were, you know.
1790
01:14:56.359 --> 01:14:57.279
It was like fainting.
1791
01:14:57.319 --> 01:14:59.380
Driving, fucking weaving, man.
1792
01:14:59.560 --> 01:15:01.579
God damn. That's scary.
1793
01:15:01.619 --> 01:15:04.180
Imagine in the future there's like, there's a normal UFC,
1794
01:15:04.199 --> 01:15:06.159
then there's the, like, The Mecca.
1795
01:15:06.380 --> 01:15:07.439
I would not be surprised.
1796
01:15:07.640 --> 01:15:08.140
Do you know what I mean?
1797
01:15:08.159 --> 01:15:10.300
I would not be surprised. You've seen that ammo, the
1798
01:15:10.420 --> 01:15:13.359
armoured MMA, and they've got the knights and fucking swords.
1799
01:15:13.380 --> 01:15:15.850
Yeah, yeah, they're fucking, yeah, they, oh, is it like
1800
01:15:15.859 --> 01:15:16.689
medieval fighting?
1801
01:15:16.729 --> 01:15:17.430
Medieval weapons, bro.
1802
01:15:17.439 --> 01:15:19.510
Medieval fighting. And they hit each other hard, bro. Yeah,
1803
01:15:19.529 --> 01:15:21.689
they're fucking, like, holy shit.
1804
01:15:21.710 --> 01:15:22.470
That's fucking awesome.
1805
01:15:23.109 --> 01:15:25.109
Then there's slap fighting. Bro, we're in a simulation. I
1806
01:15:25.149 --> 01:15:27.270
don't give a fuck what you say. There's people, I've
1807
01:15:27.289 --> 01:15:30.270
seen a video of a woman, she gets slapped, or
1808
01:15:30.329 --> 01:15:32.670
a guy, I forget. She gets slapped so hard.
1809
01:15:32.710 --> 01:15:32.970
Or both.
1810
01:15:33.350 --> 01:15:35.840
And around her, yeah. or around her ear and her
1811
01:15:35.939 --> 01:15:38.180
nose starts bleeding or his nose starts bleeding. And I'm like,
1812
01:15:38.979 --> 01:15:41.920
this is brutal. Yeah. I was watching UFC on the
1813
01:15:41.939 --> 01:15:45.350
weekend and this guy, Barcelos, he's like, that's his last name.
1814
01:15:45.359 --> 01:15:46.060
He's like a Brazilian fighter.
1815
01:15:46.090 --> 01:15:47.859
Didn't he like fucking have a heart attack or something?
1816
01:15:47.890 --> 01:15:48.869
He had a seizure.
1817
01:15:49.250 --> 01:15:54.329
He'd fight. He was winning against Raul Jr. Chee-wee, chee-wee, chee-wee.
1818
01:15:54.409 --> 01:15:56.829
The ugly ass guy. Which by the way, by the way,
1819
01:15:56.869 --> 01:15:57.670
he's been exposed.
1820
01:15:57.729 --> 01:16:00.050
He looks like a tiki head.
1821
01:16:00.069 --> 01:16:01.090
He looks like a tiki torch.
1822
01:16:01.109 --> 01:16:04.350
Totally. Yeah, literally the totem.
1823
01:16:04.390 --> 01:16:07.479
Totem pole, yeah. The thing at night, the museum.
1824
01:16:07.520 --> 01:16:09.020
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
1825
01:16:09.039 --> 01:16:13.260
You're walking down the museum where he's... But like, bro,
1826
01:16:13.279 --> 01:16:16.390
he's been exposed as well, man, because he was losing.
1827
01:16:16.010 --> 01:16:16.909
Every round, right?
1828
01:16:16.930 --> 01:16:18.710
Really? He was getting outworked. Wasn't he good though?
1829
01:16:18.729 --> 01:16:19.130
I like him.
1830
01:16:19.729 --> 01:16:21.970
He is good, but like he's young, right? And UFC,
1831
01:16:21.989 --> 01:16:24.609
because now UFC has, like I said, last episode, they
1832
01:16:24.630 --> 01:16:28.619
got 42, 46 cards to fill. The entry level now,
1833
01:16:28.680 --> 01:16:29.979
it's not like when it was Cain Velasquez.
1834
01:16:30.000 --> 01:16:31.000
Yeah, every cunt's fine.
1835
01:16:31.020 --> 01:16:33.880
Don't get me wrong, they're still good, but it's like
1836
01:16:33.960 --> 01:16:36.899
it's dropped a little bit. It's more quantity over quality.
1837
01:16:36.920 --> 01:16:40.770
So he's good, but this Barcelos guy, he's like 38
1838
01:16:40.770 --> 01:16:43.850
or whatever, and he's a veteran. And he'll just outwork you, right?
1839
01:16:44.029 --> 01:16:46.229
And everyone was thinking, oh, yeah, Raul Jr. will win.
1840
01:16:46.649 --> 01:16:48.310
He was losing. He at least lost two out of
1841
01:16:48.329 --> 01:16:51.750
three rounds, minimum, or lost all three. And then as
1842
01:16:51.789 --> 01:16:54.149
he went for a takedown, Barcelos tried to spread his
1843
01:16:54.189 --> 01:16:56.239
legs to try to not– let him wrap his hands
1844
01:16:56.279 --> 01:16:58.560
around his ass to take him down. He got down,
1845
01:16:58.640 --> 01:17:01.220
framed down, postured down. He was leaning over Raul Jr.
1846
01:17:01.220 --> 01:17:03.520
's back. And then he just falls back. And then
1847
01:17:03.550 --> 01:17:05.899
Raul like lands on him. And you think, oh, maybe
1848
01:17:05.930 --> 01:17:08.909
he headbutted his chin as he fell, but no contact.
1849
01:17:08.949 --> 01:17:11.050
They watched the replay. They're trying to figure out what happened.
1850
01:17:11.510 --> 01:17:14.890
It's going down as a TKO for Raul Jr. instead
1851
01:17:14.930 --> 01:17:19.069
of a non-contest. Because this guy was winning and then
1852
01:17:19.090 --> 01:17:20.850
you have a seizure. If you're winning against me in
1853
01:17:20.890 --> 01:17:23.359
a fight, and you seized up, and then I end
1854
01:17:23.399 --> 01:17:24.840
up on top of you because you fell, and then
1855
01:17:25.180 --> 01:17:28.300
they raised my hand. By the way, Barcelos is literally,
1856
01:17:28.500 --> 01:17:30.399
people are fearing for his life. He hasn't moved, and
1857
01:17:30.430 --> 01:17:32.149
this guy gets on the mic and goes, hey, everyone,
1858
01:17:32.210 --> 01:17:36.329
on three, say, chi-wi-wi. And he's like, three, two, one, chi-wi-wi.
1859
01:17:36.350 --> 01:17:40.210
Imagine that's the last thing you hear before you die. Yeah, St.
1860
01:17:40.250 --> 01:17:42.340
Peter's at the pearly gates, and he's like, my son.
1861
01:17:42.359 --> 01:17:43.680
Chi-wi-wi.
1862
01:17:43.800 --> 01:17:47.039
No. but he's alright now but the thing is they
1863
01:17:47.079 --> 01:17:49.140
haven't figured out what caused it and he's going to
1864
01:17:49.159 --> 01:17:51.640
have trouble getting commission but commission is going to struggle
1865
01:17:51.659 --> 01:17:54.930
to but then now you've got robots taking part now
1866
01:17:55.250 --> 01:17:57.050
they only take part as much as we let them
1867
01:17:57.090 --> 01:17:59.829
take part that's what I I'm not like oh my
1868
01:17:59.850 --> 01:18:02.189
god I'm so scared but it's just like the Ouija
1869
01:18:02.229 --> 01:18:04.869
board right if you don't play it play stupid games
1870
01:18:04.890 --> 01:18:06.789
you win stupid prizes and I feel like the more
1871
01:18:06.810 --> 01:18:10.039
you fuck with robotics it's good in ways but sometimes
1872
01:18:10.079 --> 01:18:11.539
there's a time and a place.
1873
01:18:11.399 --> 01:18:12.760
You know what I mean it is scary man it
1874
01:18:12.779 --> 01:18:17.210
is scary you know But speaking of taking part, the
1875
01:18:17.229 --> 01:18:20.470
fucking Macklemore, you had seen his Free Palestine concert. He's
1876
01:18:20.510 --> 01:18:27.729
fucking actually announced he's doing a Free Palestine concert.
1877
01:18:27.840 --> 01:18:28.340
Oh, God.
1878
01:18:28.409 --> 01:18:31.000
And everybody's roasting it because he's not going to a
1879
01:18:31.260 --> 01:18:37.180
single Muslim country. He's doing the concert in fucking Las Vegas.
1880
01:18:37.239 --> 01:18:39.000
It's all bullshit, bro.
1881
01:18:39.039 --> 01:18:40.520
He does not give a fuck.
1882
01:18:40.779 --> 01:18:42.619
He does not care. If you offered this motherfucker.
1883
01:18:42.619 --> 01:18:47.539
$ 10, 000.
1884
01:18:43.850 --> 01:18:46.789
Or you could stop the war in the Middle East.
1885
01:18:47.649 --> 01:18:50.239
This motherfucker's gonna pocket that 10 grand bro he don't
1886
01:18:50.260 --> 01:18:52.369
give no fucks about Palestine man.
1887
01:18:52.670 --> 01:18:55.069
He's gonna make a lot of money he's doing it
1888
01:18:55.130 --> 01:18:57.189
now because it's working for him everyone's off their guts
1889
01:18:57.250 --> 01:19:00.180
at his Las Vegas show and they're just like He's
1890
01:19:00.279 --> 01:19:02.170
on coke and he's like, free Palestine.
1891
01:19:02.189 --> 01:19:06.659
They're like, yep, free Palestine.
1892
01:19:06.819 --> 01:19:14.079
I've never seen in my life. In my life, I've
1893
01:19:14.199 --> 01:19:16.579
never seen more Macklemore fans in my life than I
1894
01:19:16.600 --> 01:19:19.640
have after he said this. Now everyone's a Macklemore fan.
1895
01:19:19.659 --> 01:19:22.840
All these fucking idiots on socials posting videos like, this
1896
01:19:22.880 --> 01:19:25.100
song's so good. It's a fucking trash song.
1897
01:19:25.119 --> 01:19:28.119
Well, didn't Ed Sheeran, he tried to apologize again. Oh,
1898
01:19:28.279 --> 01:19:28.720
did he?
1899
01:19:28.779 --> 01:19:31.010
Yeah, yeah. Ed Sheeran should just shut up.
1900
01:19:31.100 --> 01:19:34.020
Yeah, he said something recently, Iggy. I don't know if
1901
01:19:34.100 --> 01:19:37.520
it's online, but it's not looking like he's like you said.
1902
01:19:38.800 --> 01:19:40.180
The less he comments on it.
1903
01:19:40.380 --> 01:19:40.760
The better.
1904
01:19:40.819 --> 01:19:42.850
People just assume that he's a nice dude. But if
1905
01:19:42.869 --> 01:19:45.210
you try to like... You know that saying, doth protest
1906
01:19:45.250 --> 01:19:45.609
too much?
1907
01:19:45.770 --> 01:19:45.909
Yeah.
1908
01:19:45.939 --> 01:19:49.170
Like if you... you know, protest too much. It's like, okay.
1909
01:19:49.270 --> 01:19:51.670
I learned that with Papua New Guinea, man. You fucking
1910
01:19:51.689 --> 01:19:53.850
fuck them, bro. You wait two weeks and people stop
1911
01:19:53.930 --> 01:19:57.170
giving a fuck, bro. Now he keeps bringing himself up.
1912
01:19:57.189 --> 01:19:57.890
Papua New Guinea.
1913
01:19:57.909 --> 01:19:59.229
They're not going to forget about it, man.
1914
01:19:59.260 --> 01:20:00.439
If you just waited two weeks.
1915
01:20:00.840 --> 01:20:02.659
Can you talk about the comment that you made about
1916
01:20:02.680 --> 01:20:04.960
sticks and the drawn sticks?
1917
01:20:05.239 --> 01:20:06.079
We almost got cancelled.
1918
01:20:06.100 --> 01:20:11.060
We survived our first cancellation from fucking Papua New Guinea.
1919
01:20:11.100 --> 01:20:12.289
I think it was funny.
1920
01:20:12.310 --> 01:20:14.109
You weren't even off the mark either, but.
1921
01:20:14.770 --> 01:20:18.170
if we just fucking keep our mouths shut people forget
1922
01:20:18.189 --> 01:20:19.829
about it but instead Ed Sheeran's up here trying to
1923
01:20:20.170 --> 01:20:22.170
please everybody you're not gonna please everybody people are gonna
1924
01:20:22.189 --> 01:20:24.869
fucking say they hate you two weeks later they're in
1925
01:20:24.890 --> 01:20:27.069
the car they're gonna be bumping fucking shape of you
1926
01:20:27.149 --> 01:20:28.479
you know what I mean they don't care it's like
1927
01:20:28.500 --> 01:20:32.439
Kanye West Kanye West is the number four fucking streamed
1928
01:20:32.520 --> 01:20:33.699
artist in the world.
1929
01:20:33.420 --> 01:20:35.579
Still yeah that's the thing if I was if I
1930
01:20:35.600 --> 01:20:37.500
was an artist and I had any type of shit
1931
01:20:37.699 --> 01:20:40.949
happen to me like controversial i just look at kanye
1932
01:20:40.970 --> 01:20:43.289
and be like well he's still around you know you
1933
01:20:43.329 --> 01:20:47.289
can't possibly have a worse rap when i say rap
1934
01:20:47.329 --> 01:20:50.850
like if you his music amazing right but the shit
1935
01:20:50.880 --> 01:20:54.819
that's happened outside that if he's still kind of well
1936
01:20:54.859 --> 01:20:57.579
played if drake can get out of the kendrick beef
1937
01:20:57.619 --> 01:20:59.420
and still be one of the top streamed artists um
1938
01:20:59.960 --> 01:21:01.619
i don't know if that's and that was.
1939
01:21:01.560 --> 01:21:06.359
Fucking Fucking pedophilia fucking claims and shit. You know what
1940
01:21:06.380 --> 01:21:06.619
I'm saying?
1941
01:21:06.659 --> 01:21:06.880
Yeah.
1942
01:21:07.100 --> 01:21:08.699
This shit only affects you as much as you let
1943
01:21:08.739 --> 01:21:11.430
it affect you, man. That's why I think we're pretty
1944
01:21:11.439 --> 01:21:13.550
good here with the audience we're building and the shit
1945
01:21:13.590 --> 01:21:13.949
we say.
1946
01:21:13.970 --> 01:21:15.390
If you don't let it.
1947
01:21:15.390 --> 01:21:15.810
That's right.
1948
01:21:16.029 --> 01:21:17.250
You fucking dirty dykes.
1949
01:21:20.329 --> 01:21:23.430
That's a clip. I'm going to only clip that.
1950
01:21:23.470 --> 01:21:26.359
Watch how quick we get cancelled, bro. We can't get cancelled, bro.
1951
01:21:26.369 --> 01:21:30.420
We're uncancellable. I've got one more. Did you guys ever
1952
01:21:30.460 --> 01:21:33.649
hear of the Brandon Swanson disappearance? This one's a fucking
1953
01:21:33.710 --> 01:21:37.500
freaky one, man. So back in 2008, in the US,
1954
01:21:37.539 --> 01:21:40.899
of course, okay, he disappeared from Minnesota. But what was
1955
01:21:40.960 --> 01:21:44.039
freaky about this one, he disappeared while he was on
1956
01:21:44.079 --> 01:21:49.119
the phone to his parents on loudspeaker, right? So Brandon
1957
01:21:49.149 --> 01:21:53.510
was 19 years old, right? On the night of May 13,
1958
01:21:53.510 --> 01:21:57.029
he had been celebrating the end of semester with friends
1959
01:21:57.130 --> 01:22:01.109
in Minnesota. Shortly after midnight, Brandon started driving home towards Marshall.
1960
01:22:01.590 --> 01:22:03.779
which is the town that he's fucking from, I'm assuming, right?
1961
01:22:05.199 --> 01:22:09.579
At approximately 12.30, his car ended up stuck in a
1962
01:22:09.680 --> 01:22:12.680
ditch alongside the gravel road. He wasn't injured, so he
1963
01:22:12.720 --> 01:22:15.659
called his parents and asked them to come get him.
1964
01:22:16.479 --> 01:22:18.649
The really strange part, Brandon didn't know where he was.
1965
01:22:18.710 --> 01:22:21.289
He believed he was near Lind, a small town southwest
1966
01:22:21.329 --> 01:22:24.649
of Marshalls. His parents drove towards Lind to find him
1967
01:22:25.069 --> 01:22:27.550
while remaining on the phone with him. They couldn't see
1968
01:22:27.590 --> 01:22:30.909
each other. Brendan eventually decided to leave his car and
1969
01:22:30.970 --> 01:22:33.569
walk toward what he believed were the lights of Lind.
1970
01:22:34.050 --> 01:22:36.710
While walking, he described things around him to his father,
1971
01:22:36.770 --> 01:22:40.670
including roads, fences, and what sounded like running water. His
1972
01:22:40.729 --> 01:22:44.630
father stayed on the phone with him for approximately 47 minutes.
1973
01:22:45.069 --> 01:22:49.170
Then suddenly from Brendan, he says, oh shit. And then
1974
01:22:49.189 --> 01:22:53.880
the call goes silent. His father immediately tried calling him back,
1975
01:22:53.899 --> 01:22:56.039
but Brendan didn't answer. He has never been seen or
1976
01:22:56.079 --> 01:22:57.060
heard from again.
1977
01:22:57.100 --> 01:22:57.539
When was it?
1978
01:22:57.520 --> 01:22:59.520
2008.
1979
01:22:59.989 --> 01:23:01.329
Now. Probably a mountain lion.
1980
01:23:01.909 --> 01:23:05.300
Now, well, the conspiracy, the theory is, is that apparently
1981
01:23:05.380 --> 01:23:08.000
around that area where he went missing, there's a lot
1982
01:23:08.020 --> 01:23:11.439
of like farms and like fucking cornfields and shit. And
1983
01:23:11.460 --> 01:23:13.880
a lot of Americans are going on about something called bogs.
1984
01:23:14.720 --> 01:23:17.119
Now a bog, I'm going to assume is like equivalent
1985
01:23:17.149 --> 01:23:18.359
to what we call quicksand.
1986
01:23:19.229 --> 01:23:19.729
Like mud.
1987
01:23:19.869 --> 01:23:20.970
Oh yeah, bogs like a swampy.
1988
01:23:20.989 --> 01:23:23.890
So swampy hole in the ground that's just full of
1989
01:23:24.010 --> 01:23:27.800
thick mud and shit. They reckon that he's stepped into that. Yeah,
1990
01:23:27.819 --> 01:23:31.430
because don't you sink pretty quick? If you get in
1991
01:23:31.449 --> 01:23:33.029
there and you're by yourself, you can not get out.
1992
01:23:33.329 --> 01:23:35.649
Like it literally sucks you in.
1993
01:23:35.770 --> 01:23:37.189
I don't know how it does it. Can you look
1994
01:23:37.250 --> 01:23:39.529
up how fast would it take for someone? I'm just
1995
01:23:39.550 --> 01:23:41.350
going to quickly get it.
1996
01:23:41.369 --> 01:23:42.989
Well, you'd like to think they'd just search all the
1997
01:23:43.029 --> 01:23:45.180
bogs in the area. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Maybe
1998
01:23:45.220 --> 01:23:47.020
his body just decomposes over time.
1999
01:23:48.880 --> 01:23:51.020
No, but they're preserved in the bog, actually. He'd still
2000
01:23:51.060 --> 01:23:53.859
be preserved. I don't know after this much time, but.
2001
01:23:54.670 --> 01:23:56.430
Bogs is one of the things, like bog bodies. You
2002
01:23:56.470 --> 01:23:58.529
ever learn about that in school? You learn about bog bodies?
2003
01:23:59.130 --> 01:24:01.350
Where if you throw a body in a bog, they
2004
01:24:01.430 --> 01:24:04.109
stay well preserved. Like the mammoths that fall in the tar.
2005
01:24:04.949 --> 01:24:08.189
It's like a tar pit. So if that is true,
2006
01:24:08.710 --> 01:24:11.020
they could find him in a pretty preserved condition.
2007
01:24:11.310 --> 01:24:13.899
Well, it says here that a bog makes you feel
2008
01:24:13.920 --> 01:24:16.279
like you're being sucked in, but it usually isn't literally
2009
01:24:16.319 --> 01:24:17.159
pulling you down.
2010
01:24:17.020 --> 01:24:17.960
Wood like quicksand.
2011
01:24:17.979 --> 01:24:20.560
So they actually are different, quicksand and bog. So what's happening?
2012
01:24:21.460 --> 01:24:24.140
A bog is waterlogged soil. A bog contains lots of
2013
01:24:24.880 --> 01:24:28.539
Partially decomposed plant material mixed with water. The ground can
2014
01:24:28.579 --> 01:24:31.920
be extremely soft and unable to support your weight. Your
2015
01:24:31.979 --> 01:24:34.119
foot breaks through the surface. Once you step onto a
2016
01:24:34.159 --> 01:24:37.840
weak patch, your weight pushes water and loose material aside
2017
01:24:37.939 --> 01:24:41.899
and you sink. Suction. Mud can seal around your legs
2018
01:24:41.960 --> 01:24:44.539
or boots. When you try to pull your foot straight upward,
2019
01:24:44.840 --> 01:24:47.039
you have to overcome both the weight of the mud
2020
01:24:47.100 --> 01:24:49.760
and the pressure difference created around your foot.
2021
01:24:50.800 --> 01:24:52.220
Shit. All right.
2022
01:24:52.720 --> 01:24:55.119
You generally don't disappear completely. The popular image of someone
2023
01:24:55.140 --> 01:24:57.699
being swallowed whole by a bog is largely a myth.
2024
01:24:58.220 --> 01:25:00.539
Usually a person becomes stuck around their legs or hips
2025
01:25:00.600 --> 01:25:02.079
rather than being dragged underneath.
2026
01:25:02.159 --> 01:25:04.180
Okay, interesting. That kind of gets rid of that theory then.
2027
01:25:04.800 --> 01:25:08.439
It's possible though. That's the big theory though on the internet.
2028
01:25:08.460 --> 01:25:09.159
Now I'm trying to see.
2029
01:25:09.420 --> 01:25:11.979
But then like if you're in a bog though, like
2030
01:25:12.119 --> 01:25:15.149
oh shit once and then cuts out, it's like surely
2031
01:25:15.189 --> 01:25:17.079
you'd hear like, oh fuck, what the fuck's going on?
2032
01:25:17.060 --> 01:25:18.310
Do you know what I mean?
2033
01:25:18.449 --> 01:25:19.210
How to cut out.
2034
01:25:19.449 --> 01:25:21.050
Yeah. It's like it's sudden.
2035
01:25:21.310 --> 01:25:21.970
Maybe you got abducted.
2036
01:25:23.350 --> 01:25:24.609
Yeah, I mean, that's what I first thought.
2037
01:25:24.989 --> 01:25:26.229
You see a UFO, you say, oh, shit.
2038
01:25:27.670 --> 01:25:27.890
Yeah.
2039
01:25:28.329 --> 01:25:29.029
Oh, aliens.
2040
01:25:29.090 --> 01:25:30.250
Sorry. You said an alien.
2041
01:25:30.270 --> 01:25:31.989
Oh, you mean abducted by a person. Like a person.
2042
01:25:32.069 --> 01:25:35.390
Like a bag over their head. Yeah. I've been fucking aliens, bro.
2043
01:25:36.050 --> 01:25:36.449
UFO.
2044
01:25:37.470 --> 01:25:40.289
Now, there was another one too, which was freaky. This
2045
01:25:40.329 --> 01:25:43.560
is an audio of a guy called Brendan Lawson. Same thing.
2046
01:25:43.640 --> 01:25:46.779
This is his last call on 911 before he disappears.
2047
01:25:47.020 --> 01:25:48.779
Isn't this a giant guy? Wasn't this a guy who
2048
01:25:48.840 --> 01:25:49.560
found them giants?
2049
01:25:49.720 --> 01:25:50.279
Was that someone else?
2050
01:25:50.279 --> 01:25:53.359
911 emergency. Yes, I'm in the middle of the field.
2051
01:25:53.399 --> 01:25:54.880
It's like we're just pushing guys over.
2052
01:25:54.899 --> 01:25:57.380
Right here going towards Avalon on both sides.
2053
01:25:58.039 --> 01:25:59.880
My truck ran out of gas. There's one car here
2054
01:25:59.920 --> 01:26:01.399
that got taken to the woods.
2055
01:26:01.460 --> 01:26:02.760
Please hurry.
2056
01:26:03.340 --> 01:26:06.119
Okay, now run that. We're not talking to him.
2057
01:26:06.140 --> 01:26:08.279
I actually ran into him.
2058
01:26:09.569 --> 01:26:10.430
Ah, you ran into him.
2059
01:26:10.510 --> 01:26:10.829
Okay.
2060
01:26:12.050 --> 01:26:12.869
That's the first guy.
2061
01:26:13.649 --> 01:26:16.250
Do you need an ambulance?
2062
01:26:16.390 --> 01:26:17.229
No, I need to call.
2063
01:26:17.729 --> 01:26:20.850
Okay. Is anybody hurt?
2064
01:26:25.109 --> 01:26:25.409
Hello?
2065
01:26:29.149 --> 01:26:36.659
Hello? Hello? 911 emergency. I don't understand much of what
2066
01:26:36.699 --> 01:26:37.000
he said.
2067
01:26:37.039 --> 01:26:37.260
Yeah.
2068
01:26:38.079 --> 01:26:38.640
That's another one.
2069
01:26:38.659 --> 01:26:41.119
What happened there? So he ran into someone.
2070
01:26:41.159 --> 01:26:41.640
Disappeared.
2071
01:26:42.020 --> 01:26:43.979
No one knows. That's the last phone call. So everyone's
2072
01:26:44.000 --> 01:26:45.859
trying to figure out what the fuck is going on there.
2073
01:26:45.880 --> 01:26:46.239
What did he say?
2074
01:26:46.279 --> 01:26:47.300
He ran into someone?
2075
01:26:48.239 --> 01:26:49.819
Someone about running into someone.
2076
01:26:50.399 --> 01:26:53.270
Imagine someone literally going like, it's your job as a
2077
01:26:53.310 --> 01:26:55.890
detective and they go, Here's the evidence. And you listen
2078
01:26:55.909 --> 01:26:58.909
to that. I'd be like, that'd be a short CSI
2079
01:26:59.229 --> 01:27:01.329
show because I'd be like, I don't know what happened.
2080
01:27:01.390 --> 01:27:02.109
Case closed.
2081
01:27:02.130 --> 01:27:02.550
Next case.
2082
01:27:02.689 --> 01:27:05.729
Yeah, yeah. So that's weird because there's no background noise.
2083
01:27:05.880 --> 01:27:06.569
There's no nothing.
2084
01:27:06.800 --> 01:27:08.840
It almost sounds like a train going by like at
2085
01:27:08.880 --> 01:27:09.039
the end.
2086
01:27:09.079 --> 01:27:12.960
I don't know. Or cars.
2087
01:27:14.140 --> 01:27:16.000
So this is a trick because apparently, so this guy,
2088
01:27:16.020 --> 01:27:19.369
Brandon Lawson, apparently his remains were found. So he was
2089
01:27:19.369 --> 01:27:22.470
26 years old, an oil field worker. uh, living in
2090
01:27:22.529 --> 01:27:25.609
San Angelo, Texas. On the night of the August the 9th,
2091
01:27:25.689 --> 01:27:28.289
he left his home after an argument with his girlfriend.
2092
01:27:29.149 --> 01:27:32.170
He apparently headed toward his father's home in Crowley. Lawson's
2093
01:27:32.210 --> 01:27:34.840
truck ran out of fuel several miles south of Bronte, Texas.
2094
01:27:36.060 --> 01:27:38.600
He called his brother Kyle for help, but also made
2095
01:27:38.640 --> 01:27:41.060
the 911 call, which is what.
2096
01:27:40.960 --> 01:27:42.640
We just heard. Okay.
2097
01:27:43.579 --> 01:27:47.420
Um, So the sheriff's department then depart. They send out
2098
01:27:47.460 --> 01:27:49.609
some deputies to the area. When the deputy arrived, Lawson
2099
01:27:49.649 --> 01:27:51.949
wasn't there. His truck was sitting partially on the roadway,
2100
01:27:52.010 --> 01:27:53.149
but Brandon had disappeared.
2101
01:27:55.069 --> 01:27:55.409
Now.
2102
01:27:55.729 --> 01:27:56.590
But they found his body.
2103
01:27:58.590 --> 01:28:01.880
So apparently, though, before the 911 call, Lawson told his
2104
01:28:01.939 --> 01:28:05.920
brother that people were chasing him. Exactly what was meant
2105
01:28:05.960 --> 01:28:08.539
by this has remained uncertain. And let's see, what does
2106
01:28:08.560 --> 01:28:09.000
it say?
2107
01:28:09.020 --> 01:28:09.619
Do they find.
2108
01:28:10.600 --> 01:28:14.420
Then almost nine years later, in February 2022, searchers found
2109
01:28:14.520 --> 01:28:17.560
clothing and human remains in an area relatively close to
2110
01:28:17.600 --> 01:28:21.010
where Lawson's truck had been abandoned. The remains were subsequently
2111
01:28:21.109 --> 01:28:25.510
identified as Brandon Lawson. His identification was confirmed through DNA.
2112
01:28:25.829 --> 01:28:28.050
So he died somewhere near the area where he had disappeared,
2113
01:28:28.210 --> 01:28:29.069
but there's still no.
2114
01:28:29.090 --> 01:28:30.329
Oh, fuck.
2115
01:28:30.689 --> 01:28:31.829
As to what the fuck has happened.
2116
01:28:33.149 --> 01:28:33.529
Interesting.
2117
01:28:34.289 --> 01:28:36.210
So that one sounds could be a case of he
2118
01:28:36.229 --> 01:28:39.770
was getting chased by some thugs. but for them to
2119
01:28:39.829 --> 01:28:42.529
chase you that much and kill you like to get
2120
01:28:42.590 --> 01:28:45.010
robbed is one thing but to then get robbed and
2121
01:28:45.109 --> 01:28:49.649
killed that's a bit that's a bit like severe.
2122
01:28:49.529 --> 01:28:51.710
It's almost like streamers other than the ones who do
2123
01:28:51.729 --> 01:28:54.420
it in mexico of course The streamers have it on
2124
01:28:54.479 --> 01:28:57.100
lock where if you're just recording yourself all the time,
2125
01:28:57.260 --> 01:28:59.300
no matter who you're with, if you're alone, if something happens,
2126
01:28:59.340 --> 01:29:02.199
there's a live footage of what happens. But if you're
2127
01:29:02.220 --> 01:29:05.020
by yourself, you're broken down, you never know, man.
2128
01:29:05.260 --> 01:29:08.390
That's why I never let my car run below fucking
2129
01:29:08.409 --> 01:29:09.409
a quarter tank, man.
2130
01:29:09.689 --> 01:29:11.619
You ought to be able to get out of any...
2131
01:29:11.590 --> 01:29:14.729
I feel that motherfucker up. You see people like my boss, right?
2132
01:29:14.770 --> 01:29:16.430
At my old job, my boss, sometimes I'd have to
2133
01:29:16.470 --> 01:29:19.130
drive my boss's ute. And he'd be like, oh, you
2134
01:29:19.149 --> 01:29:20.489
got to go do this job, whatever. I hop in
2135
01:29:20.510 --> 01:29:21.949
the car. On zero.
2136
01:29:22.409 --> 01:29:23.010
No petrol.
2137
01:29:23.029 --> 01:29:23.210
Yeah.
2138
01:29:23.369 --> 01:29:24.890
I'm like, are you serious?
2139
01:29:25.010 --> 01:29:26.600
I'm like, what are you telling me to drive? There's
2140
01:29:26.640 --> 01:29:27.699
no fucking fuel.
2141
01:29:27.529 --> 01:29:27.859
In the car.
2142
01:29:27.880 --> 01:29:30.319
He just wants you to pay for the fuel.
2143
01:29:30.340 --> 01:29:30.460
Bro.
2144
01:29:30.479 --> 01:29:30.560
Yeah.
2145
01:29:30.600 --> 01:29:32.180
It's like a fuel car. There's no problem to fill
2146
01:29:32.220 --> 01:29:33.739
it up. But like, fuck, man.
2147
01:29:33.800 --> 01:29:34.340
Yeah.
2148
01:29:34.600 --> 01:29:37.119
I don't know how you people can do that. Rose
2149
01:29:37.140 --> 01:29:38.899
is a bit like that, too. Rose doesn't give a fuck.
2150
01:29:38.920 --> 01:29:40.279
Rose runs this thing until it's coughing.
2151
01:29:40.319 --> 01:29:41.850
Man. Until it's coughing.
2152
01:29:41.890 --> 01:29:43.109
You fucking feel that motherfucker.
2153
01:29:43.210 --> 01:29:45.710
I once, back in the day when I was warehousing, right?
2154
01:29:45.729 --> 01:29:47.989
So this is before what I've done. my current job, obviously.
2155
01:29:48.029 --> 01:29:49.829
So this is probably maybe eight, nine years ago now.
2156
01:29:49.869 --> 01:29:53.630
I was obviously very young. My car, I was doing
2157
01:29:53.710 --> 01:29:56.890
night shift back then, right? So I leave to work
2158
01:29:57.029 --> 01:29:58.789
and you know, when your car does the whole, it's
2159
01:29:58.850 --> 01:30:01.380
on zero. And then the myth is you've still got
2160
01:30:01.380 --> 01:30:04.800
20 Ks on top, right? That's, that's the, that's the way.
2161
01:30:04.840 --> 01:30:07.100
You let it go that low? Well, this was, I
2162
01:30:07.220 --> 01:30:09.779
don't do that anymore, but back then, right? It hit
2163
01:30:09.800 --> 01:30:12.380
zero and I'm driving to work and I lived in St.
2164
01:30:12.399 --> 01:30:14.380
Clair and I used to work somewhere like near Mount
2165
01:30:14.399 --> 01:30:16.649
Druitt and like a warehouse out those ways. So it's
2166
01:30:16.699 --> 01:30:18.630
not that far of a drive, maybe about what?
2167
01:30:18.649 --> 01:30:18.989
8Ks, 9Ks.
2168
01:30:19.029 --> 01:30:23.090
So I'm like, oh, 20Ks. If I'm on zero, everyone
2169
01:30:23.130 --> 01:30:24.670
reckons you've got 20Ks left. I should be able to
2170
01:30:24.710 --> 01:30:28.260
get to work and I'll get fuel afterwards. Bro, I
2171
01:30:28.310 --> 01:30:30.920
ran out of fuel in the middle of Carlisle Avenue.
2172
01:30:31.260 --> 01:30:31.960
The main road.
2173
01:30:31.979 --> 01:30:33.859
The main fucking road.
2174
01:30:34.199 --> 01:30:34.920
Bro, pull over.
2175
01:30:35.079 --> 01:30:37.420
Bro, do you know how embarrassing it was calling my boss,
2176
01:30:37.439 --> 01:30:40.619
the supervisor, and telling him I was going to be late?
2177
01:30:40.699 --> 01:30:44.939
And he goes, oh, why? Why? He did not believe
2178
01:30:44.979 --> 01:30:45.850
me when I said I ran out of fuel.
2179
01:30:45.869 --> 01:30:47.090
You should have said your car broke down.
2180
01:30:47.210 --> 01:30:48.789
He didn't believe me. I'm like, bro, look, I ran
2181
01:30:48.810 --> 01:30:49.189
out of fuel.
2182
01:30:49.560 --> 01:30:51.899
He goes, bro. He goes, what?
2183
01:30:51.920 --> 01:30:53.590
Because then he thought I was trying to lead it
2184
01:30:53.600 --> 01:30:55.510
into then calling in sick. He's like, bro, if you
2185
01:30:55.550 --> 01:30:57.829
need time off, just say it. I'm like, bro, I'm
2186
01:30:58.210 --> 01:30:59.670
out of fuel on the side of the road. I'm
2187
01:30:59.689 --> 01:31:01.869
going to be there soon. I was like fucking an
2188
01:31:01.930 --> 01:31:03.390
hour late. I had to call my uncle to come
2189
01:31:03.409 --> 01:31:06.350
with a jerry can and fucking fill up my car
2190
01:31:06.390 --> 01:31:08.270
and shit, bro. So yeah, don't let it get to
2191
01:31:08.310 --> 01:31:10.279
zero because that's a wives tale. You do not have
2192
01:31:10.279 --> 01:31:12.319
20 kilometers when your tank gets to zero.
2193
01:31:12.340 --> 01:31:15.319
It's tempting, bro, because you want to wait. You want
2194
01:31:15.340 --> 01:31:18.199
to prolong paying the petrol price as much as possible, bro.
2195
01:31:18.220 --> 01:31:20.199
You know what I mean? You're like, I'll get paid tomorrow.
2196
01:31:20.220 --> 01:31:22.180
I'll get paid tomorrow. I'll do it then. But just,
2197
01:31:22.220 --> 01:31:24.020
you know, you're spending the money today or tomorrow, it's
2198
01:31:24.039 --> 01:31:25.460
the money still spent regardless.
2199
01:31:25.539 --> 01:31:28.149
It's the worst when you finish work or something. You
2200
01:31:28.170 --> 01:31:30.090
finish work, you got a little bit of fuel left
2201
01:31:30.109 --> 01:31:31.550
and you're like, fuck it, I'll get fuel tomorrow.
2202
01:31:31.569 --> 01:31:33.050
You forget about it.
2203
01:31:33.050 --> 01:31:34.909
You wake up in the morning, you get in the car,
2204
01:31:35.010 --> 01:31:40.050
you're like, fuck. I have two more things. Did you
2205
01:31:40.069 --> 01:31:41.989
see Noah's Ark is confirmed, bro?
2206
01:31:42.380 --> 01:31:42.649
True.
2207
01:31:42.899 --> 01:31:44.960
I don't want to hear this shit.
2208
01:31:44.960 --> 01:31:46.119
100% confirmed, they found it.
2209
01:31:46.800 --> 01:31:49.520
It's in Turkey or something. It's under the ground, bro.
2210
01:31:50.340 --> 01:31:53.189
They got that shit. My wife fucking literally was like,
2211
01:31:53.210 --> 01:31:54.729
how fucking stupid is this shit?
2212
01:31:54.750 --> 01:31:56.689
I'm like, yeah. I'm pretty sure I've read the same
2213
01:31:56.750 --> 01:31:58.609
story like every three years.
2214
01:32:01.069 --> 01:32:04.729
What's stopping someone from framing it to be an arc?
2215
01:32:04.930 --> 01:32:06.569
Do you know what I mean? Like just people like
2216
01:32:06.829 --> 01:32:08.850
half build something and go, oh, like.
2217
01:32:09.390 --> 01:32:11.550
Even if it is a man-made thing under the ground,
2218
01:32:12.090 --> 01:32:14.189
it's not big enough to fit two of every animal
2219
01:32:14.229 --> 01:32:16.729
on that fucker. That definitely didn't happen.
2220
01:32:16.810 --> 01:32:19.989
There's like 50,000 different species of animals. Fucking hell.
2221
01:32:20.500 --> 01:32:22.159
You can maybe fit 12 animals on there.
2222
01:32:22.899 --> 01:32:27.500
So what they actually found, researchers are investigating Durunpinar Formation
2223
01:32:27.539 --> 01:32:32.689
in Eastern Turkey near Mount Ararat. It's a naturally occurring
2224
01:32:32.729 --> 01:32:37.229
formation that has a remarkably boat-like shape that has been
2225
01:32:37.310 --> 01:32:40.010
proposed for decades as a possible location of Noah's Ark.
2226
01:32:40.350 --> 01:32:42.630
It's literally just a rocky mountain.
2227
01:32:44.170 --> 01:32:45.329
That looks like a boat.
2228
01:32:46.010 --> 01:32:48.390
And they've gone, that looks like the bottom of a boat,
2229
01:32:48.439 --> 01:32:50.869
like flipped over. Yeah.
2230
01:32:52.109 --> 01:32:54.229
And I don't get about that story. If you had
2231
01:32:54.649 --> 01:32:56.489
all these animals on there, wouldn't they be fighting each other?
2232
01:32:57.609 --> 01:32:59.340
Wouldn't they like be fucking and shit as well? You know,
2233
01:32:59.380 --> 01:33:01.539
like half fucking mountain lions with like a goat's head
2234
01:33:01.579 --> 01:33:03.560
and shit. Fighting, killing each other.
2235
01:33:03.579 --> 01:33:06.000
Giraffe shit, elephant shit.
2236
01:33:06.180 --> 01:33:06.880
It would have stunk.
2237
01:33:06.920 --> 01:33:08.159
Yeah, because think about it.
2238
01:33:09.020 --> 01:33:09.399
Animals.
2239
01:33:09.520 --> 01:33:12.909
Imagine the stink. Because the animals would be... For one,
2240
01:33:13.069 --> 01:33:16.310
the voyage would have been long, but also they'd be panicked.
2241
01:33:16.369 --> 01:33:18.029
If you usher a lot of animals like that in
2242
01:33:18.069 --> 01:33:20.899
a boat, they're going to be panicked and like shitting everywhere. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2243
01:33:21.220 --> 01:33:25.119
And then Noah's just slipping over that shit like, animals,
2244
01:33:25.159 --> 01:33:27.789
come with me, and then slipping over shit and....
2245
01:33:35.729 --> 01:33:37.869
Wasn't this guy in the fucking middle east where is
2246
01:33:37.890 --> 01:33:41.289
he gonna get a giraffe an elephant fucking going to
2247
01:33:41.369 --> 01:33:44.069
africa bringing him back all before the flood came.
2248
01:33:43.909 --> 01:33:47.340
Yeah They're actually drilling into it and taking physical samples.
2249
01:33:47.800 --> 01:33:48.119
Really?
2250
01:33:48.159 --> 01:33:50.779
That's potentially much more significant. If researchers were to recover
2251
01:33:51.479 --> 01:33:55.739
a securely dated, unmistakably worked timber arranged in a coherent
2252
01:33:55.779 --> 01:34:01.140
strip structure, independently verify it, and establish an appropriate archaeological context,
2253
01:34:01.500 --> 01:34:03.399
that would be a completely different level of evidence.
2254
01:34:04.279 --> 01:34:06.060
But we don't have that. But it can be any
2255
01:34:06.140 --> 01:34:07.060
wooden construction.
2256
01:34:07.140 --> 01:34:09.119
I'll tell you where it gets me, and I don't
2257
01:34:09.199 --> 01:34:12.119
mean to poo-poo religion, but When religion is already a
2258
01:34:12.199 --> 01:34:14.180
controversial thing, whether you believe it or not, if you
2259
01:34:14.199 --> 01:34:17.039
believe it, fair enough, but it's so divided. The world
2260
01:34:17.100 --> 01:34:18.359
is so divided in terms of you don't have to
2261
01:34:18.399 --> 01:34:20.060
hate someone that follows a certain thing. You don't have
2262
01:34:20.079 --> 01:34:22.520
to feel a certain way about them. But in terms
2263
01:34:22.539 --> 01:34:24.649
of the belief of something, whether it did or didn't happen,
2264
01:34:24.699 --> 01:34:26.550
people have so many beliefs. Back in the day, it
2265
01:34:26.569 --> 01:34:29.310
was religion or nothing. So many things you can believe in.
2266
01:34:29.310 --> 01:34:33.109
You can be spiritual, reincarnation, all this shit. But this
2267
01:34:33.390 --> 01:34:38.869
specific story is a religious text, religious story. So for
2268
01:34:38.909 --> 01:34:41.449
you to believe that this is Noah's Ark, you would
2269
01:34:41.489 --> 01:34:43.529
have to believe in religion, right?
2270
01:34:45.069 --> 01:34:47.390
I believe a lot of the Bible. I really do.
2271
01:34:47.430 --> 01:34:49.029
I believe a lot of the stories in the Bible
2272
01:34:49.189 --> 01:34:53.479
are true or some variation of true events, right? Maybe
2273
01:34:53.539 --> 01:34:55.960
exaggerated or what. But that one has always been the
2274
01:34:56.079 --> 01:35:00.819
one where I'm like, I can't see any possibility of
2275
01:35:00.899 --> 01:35:02.000
that being possible.
2276
01:35:02.119 --> 01:35:04.220
I believe water into wine more than I do.
2277
01:35:04.239 --> 01:35:06.279
Yeah, I do too. Just because I'm like, okay.
2278
01:35:08.189 --> 01:35:10.109
That's some Criss Angel shit from back in the day.
2279
01:35:10.149 --> 01:35:13.170
It was just like Criss Angel but like Jesus. But, like,
2280
01:35:14.890 --> 01:35:17.029
the logistics of fitting that many animals.
2281
01:35:18.329 --> 01:35:21.100
It just doesn't work. But, yeah, the miracles have always
2282
01:35:21.140 --> 01:35:23.380
been weird for me. Like, oh, I'm always a believer
2283
01:35:23.420 --> 01:35:25.520
that a lot of the religious texts in the Bible,
2284
01:35:26.220 --> 01:35:29.300
it's a lot of metaphors and a lot of shit
2285
01:35:29.319 --> 01:35:31.979
that's not meant to be taken literal. Yeah, it's an
2286
01:35:32.100 --> 01:35:34.880
idea to get you to a certain place, you know, spiritually.
2287
01:35:35.100 --> 01:35:35.220
Mm-hmm.
2288
01:35:35.640 --> 01:35:38.060
But a lot of these people have fucking taken it
2289
01:35:38.119 --> 01:35:40.340
and ran with it. But then you read stuff like
2290
01:35:40.380 --> 01:35:43.020
Noah's Ark and it's like, what can that possibly be
2291
01:35:43.199 --> 01:35:43.880
interpreted as?
2292
01:35:43.920 --> 01:35:44.520
If not literal.
2293
01:35:44.560 --> 01:35:44.920
Yeah.
2294
01:35:45.359 --> 01:35:47.520
I don't know what the deal with that one is.
2295
01:35:47.560 --> 01:35:50.329
But I do believe in the Bible. I believe in
2296
01:35:50.369 --> 01:35:51.310
a lot of that shit.
2297
01:35:51.430 --> 01:35:53.430
That's why, man, my favorite scene in the whole of
2298
01:35:53.449 --> 01:35:56.470
the Viking series, man, at the end when Ragnar and
2299
01:35:56.550 --> 01:35:59.819
King Egbert are both older shit. And they're discussing. Yeah,
2300
01:35:59.859 --> 01:36:02.039
you told me about that. I watched it because of you.
2301
01:36:02.100 --> 01:36:03.260
I looked that scene up.
2302
01:36:03.539 --> 01:36:05.090
So I haven't really watched it. But when you spoke
2303
01:36:05.109 --> 01:36:07.229
about it on the last pod, I looked it up
2304
01:36:07.350 --> 01:36:12.069
on YouTube and I literally said, you know, what's his name?
2305
01:36:12.130 --> 01:36:15.369
Ragnar and Egbert's, you know, last dialogue.
2306
01:36:15.390 --> 01:36:19.600
The acting in that is fucking phenomenal, bro.
2307
01:36:19.819 --> 01:36:22.020
And what's his name? Travis Flamel.
2308
01:36:22.039 --> 01:36:22.979
Travis Flamel, yeah.
2309
01:36:23.020 --> 01:36:23.279
Flamel.
2310
01:36:24.050 --> 01:36:27.050
So proud he's Australian, bro. Oh, yeah. His portrayal of
2311
01:36:27.090 --> 01:36:30.729
that character. That is definitely top five. Yeah.
2312
01:36:30.899 --> 01:36:31.399
Top five.
2313
01:36:31.659 --> 01:36:34.140
And that scene is my favorite scene because after all
2314
01:36:34.159 --> 01:36:36.619
the bullshit they've all gone through, they both just come
2315
01:36:36.659 --> 01:36:39.640
together and they're both like talking and they're like... And
2316
01:36:39.680 --> 01:36:41.989
then Ragnar just says, bro, do you actually believe in God?
2317
01:36:42.130 --> 01:36:46.100
And then he's like... I mean... Even if I did,
2318
01:36:46.159 --> 01:36:49.100
you kind of need it because it keeps people like
2319
01:36:49.239 --> 01:36:49.560
in order.
2320
01:36:49.579 --> 01:36:50.340
They're being truthful.
2321
01:36:50.420 --> 01:36:52.199
Yeah, they're being true. And it's like the first time
2322
01:36:52.239 --> 01:36:54.119
they're like just being so truthful with each other. It's
2323
01:36:54.439 --> 01:36:56.489
such a good scene. But just that scene, every time
2324
01:36:56.510 --> 01:36:57.590
I think of religion, I just think.
2325
01:36:57.470 --> 01:37:00.050
Of that scene. And it shows you the similarities in religions,
2326
01:37:00.270 --> 01:37:03.170
even though there's so many differences, they connect.
2327
01:37:03.430 --> 01:37:03.949
Yeah, correct.
2328
01:37:04.409 --> 01:37:07.069
They believe different things, but the reasoning is the same.
2329
01:37:07.149 --> 01:37:09.680
It's just you believe this, I believe this. But yeah,
2330
01:37:09.699 --> 01:37:13.060
certainly back to Noah's Ark, it's like if it's not literal,
2331
01:37:13.079 --> 01:37:15.680
then what is it? And just the literal part of it,
2332
01:37:15.710 --> 01:37:16.029
I'm like.
2333
01:37:16.670 --> 01:37:19.229
Well, I guess Noah's Ark would be the equivalent of
2334
01:37:19.310 --> 01:37:23.189
Christian people trying to come to terms with how animals
2335
01:37:23.270 --> 01:37:26.100
and all these different... The thing about religion is they
2336
01:37:26.159 --> 01:37:29.380
need a story. You need that something to believe in.
2337
01:37:29.399 --> 01:37:32.039
And that's the question. Because then when I... Me, the atheist,
2338
01:37:32.060 --> 01:37:35.800
when I go to the religious guy, okay, well, how
2339
01:37:35.859 --> 01:37:38.579
are fucking animals here? It's explained by science. And he goes, no, no,
2340
01:37:38.619 --> 01:37:41.430
it's Noah's Ark. even if he believes deep down it's
2341
01:37:41.449 --> 01:37:43.510
fucking stupid he was like the you know what I
2342
01:37:43.630 --> 01:37:45.529
mean he was the olden day David Attenborough he was
2343
01:37:45.569 --> 01:37:46.689
just like and then.
2344
01:37:46.550 --> 01:37:48.250
We see the two giraffes on.
2345
01:37:48.189 --> 01:37:51.130
The ark yeah yeah fucking each other aggressively that's.
2346
01:37:50.970 --> 01:37:53.569
A good point because back in the day religion also
2347
01:37:53.710 --> 01:37:56.850
served as like early science coping mechanism that's how they
2348
01:37:56.869 --> 01:38:00.800
explain the world correct so that knowledge The Bible is
2349
01:38:00.840 --> 01:38:03.340
probably full of stories of them just trying to explain
2350
01:38:03.359 --> 01:38:04.300
what they're seeing around them.
2351
01:38:04.359 --> 01:38:04.699
Yeah, correct.
2352
01:38:04.720 --> 01:38:06.760
Like, where'd this shit come from? All right, maybe, you know,
2353
01:38:06.779 --> 01:38:09.399
and there might be one little anecdote from this guy
2354
01:38:09.460 --> 01:38:11.880
fucking 10 years ago who said this and they're like, oh, maybe,
2355
01:38:12.420 --> 01:38:14.159
you know, a boat and a flood and all that shit.
2356
01:38:14.180 --> 01:38:16.180
But a lot of, like, you look at all the
2357
01:38:16.220 --> 01:38:18.319
religions and they all have a flood story. They all
2358
01:38:18.359 --> 01:38:21.069
have this big catastrophic, so it's like, it's got to
2359
01:38:21.090 --> 01:38:22.170
be something to that, man.
2360
01:38:22.649 --> 01:38:24.989
But then there's also science. So people that will be,
2361
01:38:25.069 --> 01:38:27.470
you know, people hear this conversation and just be like,
2362
01:38:27.739 --> 01:38:30.060
yep it's science though you know I mean science is
2363
01:38:30.079 --> 01:38:33.939
the more logical but that's the thing it's the faith
2364
01:38:34.000 --> 01:38:35.600
it's the faith thing you know I mean the story
2365
01:38:35.619 --> 01:38:36.579
like yeah.
2366
01:38:36.420 --> 01:38:38.119
Science is also a hard one though because I'm a
2367
01:38:38.140 --> 01:38:40.090
big science guy as you guys all know but then
2368
01:38:40.189 --> 01:38:44.310
scientists reckon that like a hundred million years ago the
2369
01:38:44.470 --> 01:38:49.689
earth was raining for like thousands of years straight and Like,
2370
01:38:49.710 --> 01:38:51.810
how do you know that? Like, how is that even possible?
2371
01:38:52.630 --> 01:38:55.829
That every day, seven days a week for thousands of
2372
01:38:55.869 --> 01:38:58.270
thousands of thousands of years, they reckon. That happened, I think,
2373
01:38:58.310 --> 01:38:59.569
was that before the dinosaurs or after?
2374
01:38:59.630 --> 01:39:00.149
I can't remember.
2375
01:39:00.529 --> 01:39:04.300
It might've been after the dinosaurs got wiped out, the
2376
01:39:04.409 --> 01:39:07.899
earth was in like this period of like a thousand
2377
01:39:07.960 --> 01:39:11.279
years of rain. And that's how then everything regrew back
2378
01:39:11.300 --> 01:39:15.659
after the earthquakes and the eruptions that killed the dinosaurs.
2379
01:39:15.680 --> 01:39:18.479
Then Noah on his ark came through and was like, hey, shit.
2380
01:39:19.000 --> 01:39:22.640
Fucking listen to Biggie. All these fucking sunnies on and
2381
01:39:22.659 --> 01:39:23.600
animals and shit on the boat.
2382
01:39:24.600 --> 01:39:25.739
You said you had one more, DZ?
2383
01:39:26.319 --> 01:39:30.439
Yeah, just that fucking, that cop that died in the car,
2384
01:39:30.600 --> 01:39:31.060
the chick.
2385
01:39:31.159 --> 01:39:31.939
Crazy, bro.
2386
01:39:32.050 --> 01:39:32.850
They were young, bro.
2387
01:39:32.890 --> 01:39:37.210
Yeah, she was 20 years old. Apparently the dude was 150.
2388
01:39:37.210 --> 01:39:38.829
And as always, he survives.
2389
01:39:39.010 --> 01:39:41.250
He was 22, right? And I thought.
2390
01:39:41.430 --> 01:39:41.909
What was her name?
2391
01:39:42.670 --> 01:39:44.710
I don't know. Just type female cop def, I guess.
2392
01:39:45.189 --> 01:39:48.529
But how could you... I thought he was 20, the
2393
01:39:48.569 --> 01:39:50.810
driver was 20 as well, I think. And it's like,
2394
01:39:50.880 --> 01:39:52.840
people were saying, how can you be so young driving
2395
01:39:52.859 --> 01:39:54.420
a squad car? Like, I feel like you should be
2396
01:39:54.460 --> 01:39:57.039
at least 25. No, well, you're in a fucking adult.
2397
01:39:57.060 --> 01:39:58.359
I get that. But like, you would have had to
2398
01:39:58.399 --> 01:39:59.039
get your L's.
2399
01:39:59.569 --> 01:40:01.630
Immediately you'd think he'd be you'd think he'd have a
2400
01:40:01.670 --> 01:40:03.880
partner that was a bit more up in the ranks.
2401
01:40:03.770 --> 01:40:05.760
You'd think you wouldn't have two 20 year olds partnered
2402
01:40:05.800 --> 01:40:07.640
together yeah correct that to me is a bit of
2403
01:40:07.680 --> 01:40:09.359
a wee one I thought it was always you had
2404
01:40:09.399 --> 01:40:12.500
the superior officer and then the apprentice not the two
2405
01:40:12.539 --> 01:40:14.439
apprentices out together well maybe.
2406
01:40:14.220 --> 01:40:16.350
Confirm that because I thought I heard the driver was
2407
01:40:16.350 --> 01:40:17.949
20 but if she was 20 as well.
2408
01:40:17.850 --> 01:40:21.470
The car was literally chopped it looked like someone it
2409
01:40:21.489 --> 01:40:24.390
looked like someone got a lightsaber a big lightsaber and
2410
01:40:24.409 --> 01:40:27.609
just sliced it in half the way it was literally
2411
01:40:27.649 --> 01:40:30.810
just crushed like down the middle, clean cut, boom, split
2412
01:40:30.829 --> 01:40:32.649
in half. You could see the inside of the cabin.
2413
01:40:34.670 --> 01:40:37.229
But they were just, they weren't even on a chase.
2414
01:40:37.800 --> 01:40:38.659
They weren't?
2415
01:40:38.880 --> 01:40:39.060
No.
2416
01:40:39.220 --> 01:40:40.539
They were responding.
2417
01:40:40.939 --> 01:40:43.359
So they, it's not like they were chasing someone going 150.
2418
01:40:43.359 --> 01:40:46.159
The sirens were on, but they were going to something.
2419
01:40:46.239 --> 01:40:48.880
But I don't know, man. It's obviously, you can't guess
2420
01:40:48.939 --> 01:40:50.579
what the guy was feeling or doing, but some people
2421
01:40:50.600 --> 01:40:52.729
were going, oh, he was trying to show off and speed.
2422
01:40:52.739 --> 01:40:55.829
And it's like, you don't know that. But 150 is
2423
01:40:56.010 --> 01:40:56.649
very fast.
2424
01:40:56.710 --> 01:40:57.289
That's fast, man.
2425
01:40:57.310 --> 01:41:00.380
It is weird how, I get that they're doing the
2426
01:41:00.439 --> 01:41:03.529
Lord's work. They're trying to protect us. That's so sad.
2427
01:41:03.649 --> 01:41:05.649
But it's weird how when we get done speeding, I
2428
01:41:05.689 --> 01:41:07.470
get it. I get it. Because if we could speed,
2429
01:41:07.510 --> 01:41:10.770
there'd be so many people speeding. Civilians, that is. Obviously,
2430
01:41:10.810 --> 01:41:13.729
it's restricted for police to speed in those events. But
2431
01:41:13.750 --> 01:41:16.479
there is such thing, I believe, as dangerous driving, whether
2432
01:41:16.500 --> 01:41:17.880
you're a cop or not. Do you know what I mean?
2433
01:41:17.899 --> 01:41:21.659
But there's certain things. It's a gray area. What calls
2434
01:41:21.699 --> 01:41:24.680
for that? If it's on the go, the guys on
2435
01:41:24.720 --> 01:41:26.720
your side are trying to get him, fair enough. But
2436
01:41:26.739 --> 01:41:28.899
then people are trying to get somewhere fast as well,
2437
01:41:28.960 --> 01:41:31.899
whether the threat is in their vicinity or not, if
2438
01:41:31.920 --> 01:41:33.659
they're just heading to them. So you don't know what
2439
01:41:33.699 --> 01:41:36.399
they're going. I don't know if it's on their online, Iggy,
2440
01:41:36.859 --> 01:41:40.560
what they're going to, like responding to. And I guess
2441
01:41:40.579 --> 01:41:41.180
who's to say?
2442
01:41:41.199 --> 01:41:42.680
Probably not. No, no.
2443
01:41:42.739 --> 01:41:45.020
It says they were responding to reports of a stolen
2444
01:41:45.060 --> 01:41:49.489
vehicle in Glebe. The driver is 24-year-old male. Oh, it's 24.
2445
01:41:49.489 --> 01:41:50.149
Stolen vehicle.
2446
01:41:50.430 --> 01:41:51.050
I mean, come on.
2447
01:41:51.329 --> 01:41:51.689
I get it.
2448
01:41:51.729 --> 01:41:54.409
But there's traffic cameras. There's this, there's that. If you
2449
01:41:54.430 --> 01:41:56.840
don't get to them, someone will. Yeah, correct.
2450
01:41:56.859 --> 01:41:58.859
You don't need to do 150.
2451
01:41:58.859 --> 01:42:00.800
Come on. But I'm not a cop, so I'm not
2452
01:42:01.119 --> 01:42:03.060
thinking I know what to do or whatever, what I
2453
01:42:03.079 --> 01:42:03.979
would do in that circumstance.
2454
01:42:04.010 --> 01:42:04.649
It was in Maryland?
2455
01:42:04.670 --> 01:42:04.739
Yes.
2456
01:42:07.029 --> 01:42:08.609
No it was in Redfern oh I was going to
2457
01:42:08.630 --> 01:42:12.470
say Marinette's got some fucking bad juju lately bro anyway
2458
01:42:12.510 --> 01:42:13.170
still but.
2459
01:42:13.090 --> 01:42:15.670
Yeah man it's a shame bro like she went to
2460
01:42:15.729 --> 01:42:16.529
work and then.
2461
01:42:16.449 --> 01:42:19.550
She doesn't come home so it's horrible crazy due to
2462
01:42:19.590 --> 01:42:22.520
someone else's actions as well that's insane.
2463
01:42:22.659 --> 01:42:25.539
Yeah, fuck that. If I'm ever in... I'm the driver.
2464
01:42:25.779 --> 01:42:28.760
Yeah, hell yeah. I'm the driver, man. DZ's gone 80
2465
01:42:28.760 --> 01:42:31.000
to a call-out. Yeah, 80 kilometres. I'm like you on
2466
01:42:31.020 --> 01:42:37.539
the go-kart. I'll be there in two hours.
2467
01:42:38.100 --> 01:42:41.039
Officer DZ, you took 45 minutes to get... It's over.
2468
01:42:41.300 --> 01:42:43.640
Yeah, that's fucked up, man.
2469
01:42:43.680 --> 01:42:44.180
Rest in peace.
2470
01:42:44.220 --> 01:42:45.439
That's so sad. Rest in peace, man.
2471
01:42:45.460 --> 01:42:48.619
Yeah, that'd be the worst as a parent.
2472
01:42:48.659 --> 01:42:51.319
They don't get paid enough, bro, these people.
2473
01:42:52.039 --> 01:42:53.119
Yeah, that's fucked up, man.
2474
01:42:53.140 --> 01:42:55.539
I mean, you can't... There's no price for that, you know.
2475
01:42:55.579 --> 01:42:57.199
But I'm just saying, these are the things I deal
2476
01:42:57.239 --> 01:43:00.880
with and there's discrepancies all over the board with... Yeah.
2477
01:43:01.680 --> 01:43:02.100
But I mean.
2478
01:43:02.119 --> 01:43:02.739
People in first.
2479
01:43:03.060 --> 01:43:06.329
People in like that dude, like we said before, teachers, nurses, cops,
2480
01:43:06.789 --> 01:43:08.890
just everything needs to go up. This is the shit
2481
01:43:08.909 --> 01:43:09.390
they deal with.
2482
01:43:09.609 --> 01:43:12.109
Policemen, policewomen. He's going to be living with that for
2483
01:43:12.130 --> 01:43:13.130
the rest of his life now.
2484
01:43:13.170 --> 01:43:16.430
Yeah. I'm sure he's remorseful. It's like that thing where
2485
01:43:16.449 --> 01:43:20.600
a little decision... No one intends, I very, very, very, very,
2486
01:43:20.659 --> 01:43:22.439
very highly doubt he intended to do something, but the
2487
01:43:22.500 --> 01:43:25.479
decision to do something is crazy. The trickle-on effect a
2488
01:43:25.500 --> 01:43:27.899
decision can have, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like that,
2489
01:43:28.180 --> 01:43:30.260
this is random as, but my brain goes to that
2490
01:43:30.279 --> 01:43:33.569
teacher that decided to, in Nepal, who saved 1,600 people.
2491
01:43:33.850 --> 01:43:36.189
If he didn't make that decision there and then, he
2492
01:43:36.210 --> 01:43:38.850
wouldn't have saved people. But if this cop didn't decide
2493
01:43:38.869 --> 01:43:41.529
to go 150, you know, it may or may not have.
2494
01:43:41.670 --> 01:43:43.989
Saying that though, like what happened to fucking, you know,
2495
01:43:44.020 --> 01:43:48.010
you should be putting your colleague's safety above all else first. Yeah.
2496
01:43:48.029 --> 01:43:51.670
And not be hitting the suburban streets at 150. Like,
2497
01:43:51.729 --> 01:43:54.680
if I was a cop, I wouldn't, like, not even
2498
01:43:54.689 --> 01:43:56.720
a cop, I would never put anyone else's life in
2499
01:43:56.800 --> 01:43:58.159
danger doing that crazy shit.
2500
01:43:58.180 --> 01:43:59.340
You know what I'm saying?
2501
01:43:59.859 --> 01:44:00.399
Like, damn.
2502
01:44:01.279 --> 01:44:02.479
Like, man, like, fucking hell.
2503
01:44:03.060 --> 01:44:04.859
He could have hit a family as well in a
2504
01:44:04.899 --> 01:44:06.159
different car. Could have, you know.
2505
01:44:07.199 --> 01:44:09.239
Like, I've never been, like, that's insane. Like, I've only
2506
01:44:09.279 --> 01:44:11.630
met one situation where I was a passenger in some
2507
01:44:11.649 --> 01:44:14.890
cunt's car and he was flying and he was driving
2508
01:44:14.949 --> 01:44:16.609
so fast through suburbia and then when we got to
2509
01:44:16.630 --> 01:44:18.760
where we got, destination i just looked at him and
2510
01:44:18.779 --> 01:44:20.359
i said if you ever drive that fast again i'm
2511
01:44:20.380 --> 01:44:22.390
gonna knock you the fuck out yeah bro i'm so
2512
01:44:22.430 --> 01:44:24.710
sorry i'm like bro don't ever some people like.
2513
01:44:24.630 --> 01:44:26.029
It some people like it i'm not saying this guy
2514
01:44:26.050 --> 01:44:28.369
that was driving liked it but i have mates or
2515
01:44:28.390 --> 01:44:31.670
i used to be friends with they love cars they
2516
01:44:31.770 --> 01:44:33.550
love the thrill of going fast i always found it
2517
01:44:33.590 --> 01:44:35.069
weird like in the rain i had a mate who
2518
01:44:35.090 --> 01:44:37.649
used to do around a roundabout if no one was
2519
01:44:37.670 --> 01:44:42.100
near the vicinity around a roundabout he used to drop
2520
01:44:42.119 --> 01:44:44.069
the clutch or whatever the fuck they say. And then
2521
01:44:44.109 --> 01:44:46.949
they used to just slide out. And I used to
2522
01:44:46.970 --> 01:44:49.850
feel like so uneasy, bro. Like, get me out of here, bro. Like,
2523
01:44:49.869 --> 01:44:50.479
I don't like it.
2524
01:44:50.550 --> 01:44:53.170
Right. Go to a fucking drag track. Take that shit
2525
01:44:53.289 --> 01:44:55.590
somewhere else, bro. There's families driving around. You hear it
2526
01:44:55.649 --> 01:44:58.029
all the time. Innocent people fucking T-boned and shit by
2527
01:44:58.069 --> 01:45:00.850
these fucking dickheads want to be cool and drive around.
2528
01:45:00.909 --> 01:45:03.569
And then that, like you said, that split decision, just.
2529
01:45:03.470 --> 01:45:05.810
You fucking around. Oh, I like cars. I like going fast.
2530
01:45:05.850 --> 01:45:10.069
You kill someone, you're tortured for life, bro. So just
2531
01:45:10.140 --> 01:45:12.619
fucking think before you act, motherfucker. If you're in a
2532
01:45:12.640 --> 01:45:14.380
car to get from A to B, that's it. There's
2533
01:45:14.960 --> 01:45:16.760
thousands of people on the road that don't need to
2534
01:45:16.800 --> 01:45:18.199
fucking see you flying around like a dickhead.
2535
01:45:18.220 --> 01:45:20.180
My old man used to always say, a car is
2536
01:45:20.220 --> 01:45:22.779
a weapon, bro. Like you could, like anything, like you
2537
01:45:22.819 --> 01:45:25.939
could like, you could use anything as a weapon. You
2538
01:45:25.979 --> 01:45:27.520
know what I mean? It's all about just being a
2539
01:45:27.560 --> 01:45:29.659
defensive driver kind of thing as much as you can.
2540
01:45:29.699 --> 01:45:30.960
Like when I was younger, yeah, I used to be
2541
01:45:30.979 --> 01:45:32.340
a bit of a dickhead on the road. Not like that,
2542
01:45:32.359 --> 01:45:35.800
but just casual speeding, which is kind of still bad.
2543
01:45:36.319 --> 01:45:38.399
But like there's people out there, bro, like, I'll be
2544
01:45:38.420 --> 01:45:42.439
going 100 on the M4. Someone's going like... And I'm
2545
01:45:42.479 --> 01:45:46.520
going 100. So I'm like, well, you've overtaken me tenfold.
2546
01:45:46.539 --> 01:45:48.000
How fast are you going?
2547
01:45:48.460 --> 01:45:53.140
I've never in my driving life intentionally sped. And if
2548
01:45:53.220 --> 01:45:56.119
I have, it's never like 5Ks over. You know what
2549
01:45:56.149 --> 01:45:58.770
I mean? I've never purposely... I want to go far.
2550
01:45:58.789 --> 01:46:01.989
I want to get here quicker. I'm going fast enough.
2551
01:46:02.010 --> 01:46:04.100
The speed limits are fast enough. I've never felt the
2552
01:46:04.140 --> 01:46:05.069
need to go that fast.
2553
01:46:05.100 --> 01:46:07.020
I went to a traffic offenders course once because I
2554
01:46:07.279 --> 01:46:08.720
was trying to plea for my license back.
2555
01:46:10.460 --> 01:46:12.279
Because I was speeding everywhere.
2556
01:46:12.399 --> 01:46:15.640
So I was on a course on a Saturday and
2557
01:46:15.699 --> 01:46:18.220
I had to go and do this course. And one
2558
01:46:18.399 --> 01:46:20.399
of the facts I found, and it might be off
2559
01:46:20.439 --> 01:46:23.270
a little bit, but if you... speed 10 kilometers over
2560
01:46:23.279 --> 01:46:24.909
the speed limit, it only gets you there two to
2561
01:46:24.930 --> 01:46:25.630
three minutes quicker.
2562
01:46:25.729 --> 01:46:27.890
Yeah, they did it on Mythbusters. It doesn't do anything.
2563
01:46:27.930 --> 01:46:29.829
Like weaving out of traffic or just waiting at the lights.
2564
01:46:29.850 --> 01:46:31.810
You always see that famous guy who's weaving it out
2565
01:46:31.829 --> 01:46:32.930
and you end up next to him anyway.
2566
01:46:32.970 --> 01:46:34.189
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2567
01:46:34.270 --> 01:46:35.069
Like you idiot.
2568
01:46:35.250 --> 01:46:38.909
Tori always goes off on those guys. To herself, I mean.
2569
01:46:38.930 --> 01:46:40.390
She doesn't have her head out in the window screaming.
2570
01:46:40.489 --> 01:46:40.750
Yeah.
2571
01:46:40.810 --> 01:46:42.470
But she always just goes, you fuck.
2572
01:46:42.489 --> 01:46:43.829
Like what a loser.
2573
01:46:44.130 --> 01:46:45.010
Car guys are losers.
2574
01:46:45.050 --> 01:46:45.250
Yeah.
2575
01:46:45.350 --> 01:46:48.810
Like when the loud of the car, I swear guys like,
2576
01:46:49.210 --> 01:46:51.670
It's the equivalent of people pumping, playing music really loud
2577
01:46:51.689 --> 01:46:54.850
and they think this is a track. People actually think that,
2578
01:46:55.470 --> 01:46:58.689
you know, girls get their rocks off from like, you know, oh,
2579
01:46:58.710 --> 01:47:00.560
let's go to Summer Nats and fuck, let's go to
2580
01:47:00.569 --> 01:47:04.399
the Bathurst drag races and just fucking, like, I was walking.
2581
01:47:04.159 --> 01:47:06.060
My sausage dog because I'm in the new hood now.
2582
01:47:06.079 --> 01:47:07.920
I'm walking the sausage dog the other day, literally yesterday
2583
01:47:07.939 --> 01:47:10.369
or the day before. And I'm walking, it's a fuck,
2584
01:47:10.409 --> 01:47:12.850
I'm a male with two sausage dogs and some dude
2585
01:47:12.890 --> 01:47:15.630
in some shitbox is like kind of driving slow, seen
2586
01:47:15.689 --> 01:47:19.119
me and like revved past fast. And I'm like, just thinking,
2587
01:47:19.140 --> 01:47:22.279
are you a fucking faggot or what? Are you trying
2588
01:47:22.319 --> 01:47:24.119
to impress me, you fucking idiot? I'm like, fuck off
2589
01:47:24.140 --> 01:47:26.039
with your gay shit. Get the fuck out of here,
2590
01:47:26.340 --> 01:47:28.520
you fucking idiot. Scaring the dogs and shit, pissing me off.
2591
01:47:28.579 --> 01:47:30.850
I'm like, bro, trying to walk in the peaceful neighborhood.
2592
01:47:30.859 --> 01:47:32.609
I'm like, bro, what the fuck? We're like getting to
2593
01:47:32.630 --> 01:47:33.510
be those old guys.
2594
01:47:34.350 --> 01:47:35.369
Get off my lawn.
2595
01:47:35.529 --> 01:47:37.689
Like, why are you trying to do, I'm not impressed
2596
01:47:37.710 --> 01:47:39.170
by your fucking shitbox car.
2597
01:47:39.449 --> 01:47:41.220
He looks in the rear view mirror, Iggy's just throwing his.
2598
01:47:41.159 --> 01:47:43.300
Hands up in the air, and he's like, winking at
2599
01:47:43.319 --> 01:47:44.460
me as he's driving off and shit.
2600
01:47:44.520 --> 01:47:46.579
Every time you're in a group of boys too, we
2601
01:47:46.619 --> 01:47:48.229
all got them, we all got mates, all people you
2602
01:47:48.270 --> 01:47:50.390
work with or whatever, and they, the car, making noise,
2603
01:47:50.430 --> 01:47:52.130
just pass, you always got the couple guys that go, oh.
2604
01:47:53.100 --> 01:47:54.750
They're looking, trying to see what kind of car it is. Oh,
2605
01:47:54.760 --> 01:47:58.390
that's a fucking Pee Wee Turbo, fucking F50 Raptor.
2606
01:47:58.520 --> 01:47:59.449
I'm like, it.
2607
01:47:59.439 --> 01:48:01.689
Sounds like shit. Imagine driving that thing.
2608
01:48:01.710 --> 01:48:03.710
It's making a lawnmower sound every time you get in
2609
01:48:03.729 --> 01:48:04.149
the motherfucker.
2610
01:48:04.170 --> 01:48:09.609
Sounds like a fucking didgeridoo. I'd rather a quiet car.
2611
01:48:10.430 --> 01:48:11.289
I'm sitting in the car.
2612
01:48:11.770 --> 01:48:13.890
Imagine living next door to someone that has like a...
2613
01:48:14.569 --> 01:48:17.189
yeah those cars they start in the morning.
2614
01:48:17.109 --> 01:48:20.430
5am then you've got the opposite problem you've got those
2615
01:48:20.470 --> 01:48:21.989
Teslas that are that quiet you get like right.
2616
01:48:21.930 --> 01:48:26.109
Over him and shit turn your car up you idiot
2617
01:48:26.840 --> 01:48:28.800
real quick before we wrap up can you you can
2618
01:48:28.810 --> 01:48:31.539
drive a forklift can't you yes I'm going for my
2619
01:48:31.579 --> 01:48:33.479
forklift soon on the.
2620
01:48:33.420 --> 01:48:35.699
12th it's like a can you drive a forklift no
2621
01:48:36.210 --> 01:48:38.659
It's like a full three-day course. You have to do
2622
01:48:38.840 --> 01:48:39.079
a full.
2623
01:48:39.279 --> 01:48:43.640
I can imagine it's easy enough, but it's a bit different.
2624
01:48:43.840 --> 01:48:45.460
I mean, the forklifts we drive at our site are
2625
01:48:45.500 --> 01:48:50.029
pretty scary. They're special, like big seven-tonners and shit. They're big,
2626
01:48:50.090 --> 01:48:52.949
different forklifts. So I'm going to have to learn that.
2627
01:48:53.310 --> 01:48:54.229
Isn't your vision bad?
2628
01:48:55.970 --> 01:48:56.689
Yes, it is.
2629
01:48:56.829 --> 01:48:58.229
And they're putting this car on the forklift.
2630
01:48:58.250 --> 01:48:59.979
You just need your blacks. I got my blacks. I
2631
01:48:59.989 --> 01:49:00.479
can drive.
2632
01:49:00.770 --> 01:49:02.720
You have your blacks because everything you see is black.
2633
01:49:02.920 --> 01:49:05.640
Just fucking concentrate because those big ones, you can fucking
2634
01:49:05.659 --> 01:49:07.600
kill some cunt if you run them over.
2635
01:49:07.680 --> 01:49:08.180
I'm safe.
2636
01:49:08.319 --> 01:49:10.300
The guys that are giving you the test, don't show
2637
01:49:10.319 --> 01:49:12.869
them the clips of you dropping drinks on the forklift.
2638
01:49:14.369 --> 01:49:16.050
Nah, you'll be right. It's easy.
2639
01:49:16.109 --> 01:49:18.430
If some of the fucking spastics at work can drive them,
2640
01:49:18.449 --> 01:49:19.649
I'm sure I can run them over. You know what
2641
01:49:19.689 --> 01:49:19.869
I mean?
2642
01:49:20.250 --> 01:49:22.619
That blind guy from the other week that we said
2643
01:49:22.640 --> 01:49:25.300
on the podcast. He's driving a forklift.
2644
01:49:25.340 --> 01:49:29.760
He drunk drives a forklift to 7-Eleven. Yeah, it's easy, bro. Yeah,
2645
01:49:29.819 --> 01:49:30.260
it's easy.
2646
01:49:30.699 --> 01:49:32.140
It's like a theory and a prac thing.
2647
01:49:33.489 --> 01:49:36.109
Well, I don't know if I should be saying this
2648
01:49:36.189 --> 01:49:41.560
on the pod, but I actually don't have my license. What? Yeah,
2649
01:49:41.579 --> 01:49:43.699
so every job I've had that required a forklift, I
2650
01:49:43.699 --> 01:49:44.600
was doing it unlicensed.
2651
01:49:44.779 --> 01:49:45.729
You just learned how to drive us.
2652
01:49:45.779 --> 01:49:47.020
I just started jumping.
2653
01:49:46.720 --> 01:49:47.039
On my man.
2654
01:49:47.180 --> 01:49:47.699
I like it.
2655
01:49:47.840 --> 01:49:50.460
I like anything, but yeah. All right. But the thing just,
2656
01:49:50.880 --> 01:49:53.180
they're getting you. It's always better to just have it, right?
2657
01:49:53.920 --> 01:49:54.760
Yeah, no, definitely do it.
2658
01:49:54.760 --> 01:49:56.300
Definitely do it. Especially if they're like big ones. You
2659
01:49:56.319 --> 01:49:58.859
don't need it until someone checks, you know what I'm saying?
2660
01:49:58.880 --> 01:49:59.119
Well, yeah.
2661
01:49:59.140 --> 01:50:00.899
If you hurt someone. you're really fucked.
2662
01:50:00.979 --> 01:50:03.609
Yeah, correct, correct. If you hurt someone or crash, the
2663
01:50:03.649 --> 01:50:05.449
first thing they say is, give me a forklift ticket.
2664
01:50:05.850 --> 01:50:08.329
Yeah. And then you go, you were just like the
2665
01:50:08.449 --> 01:50:11.470
coyote from that, the fucking Looney Tunes, just.
2666
01:50:11.489 --> 01:50:13.689
I'm going straight to Noah's Ark, kind of fucking get
2667
01:50:13.710 --> 01:50:14.630
nailed out of there, bro.
2668
01:50:15.409 --> 01:50:18.600
Yeah, I think almost everyone on site, they try to
2669
01:50:18.640 --> 01:50:21.020
get like, to drive anyway. Yeah, they give it to
2670
01:50:21.199 --> 01:50:22.020
pretty much everyone.
2671
01:50:22.560 --> 01:50:25.220
Yeah, so, yeah, nice. Nice, bro.
2672
01:50:26.100 --> 01:50:28.319
Yeah, remember one of my very first jobs that required
2673
01:50:28.340 --> 01:50:31.750
the forklift, right? I'm young as fuck at this, like
2674
01:50:31.789 --> 01:50:32.670
at 17, 18.
2675
01:50:32.670 --> 01:50:34.380
The dude goes, oh, you.
2676
01:50:34.340 --> 01:50:35.100
Got your fork ticket, eh?
2677
01:50:35.119 --> 01:50:36.500
I need you to fucking grab this, move this.
2678
01:50:36.539 --> 01:50:38.739
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
2679
01:50:38.800 --> 01:50:44.449
I just jumped on. he goes cunt you got your
2680
01:50:44.470 --> 01:50:47.609
fucking fork ticket i go i got it in a
2681
01:50:47.649 --> 01:50:50.810
cereal box i go nah bro i go just tell
2682
01:50:50.829 --> 01:50:52.449
me which way is fucking up and down he goes
2683
01:50:52.470 --> 01:50:55.590
bro up is fucking up down is down and i
2684
01:50:55.609 --> 01:50:57.390
go is it and then he's like quickly showing me
2685
01:50:57.409 --> 01:50:59.050
a few things and the handbrake because i had the
2686
01:50:59.069 --> 01:51:00.949
handbrake on and shit so that's why i'm rolling he
2687
01:51:00.970 --> 01:51:02.989
goes that's the handbrake and then instead of telling me
2688
01:51:03.029 --> 01:51:04.640
to get off he goes all right now grab this
2689
01:51:04.699 --> 01:51:05.819
and fuck it off over there.
2690
01:51:07.220 --> 01:51:08.619
That's how I learned I thought he'd be like Let
2691
01:51:08.640 --> 01:51:10.500
me take over No no no This guy was that
2692
01:51:10.520 --> 01:51:12.640
lazy But that's how I learned though That's so funny
2693
01:51:12.720 --> 01:51:14.260
And I was just zooming up and down And ever
2694
01:51:14.300 --> 01:51:17.279
since then And I ended up having like After that
2695
01:51:17.319 --> 01:51:21.770
job Like two more jobs Or forklift Required.
2696
01:51:21.829 --> 01:51:24.069
So now you It's good You got your ticket now
2697
01:51:24.149 --> 01:51:25.369
So we're all.
2698
01:51:25.430 --> 01:51:26.789
But yeah I mean At the end of the day
2699
01:51:26.810 --> 01:51:30.210
Once you got it You got it And work's paying
2700
01:51:30.229 --> 01:51:31.489
for it right Yeah yeah.
2701
01:51:31.270 --> 01:51:33.149
We're all paying for it We actually had a dude
2702
01:51:33.210 --> 01:51:35.520
It was a dude Who was working a Saturday Yeah
2703
01:51:35.909 --> 01:51:37.720
and he didn't have his fork ticket but he was
2704
01:51:37.739 --> 01:51:40.039
jumping on the fork and picking up shit and work
2705
01:51:40.060 --> 01:51:41.500
found out and everything he was a big drummer and
2706
01:51:41.640 --> 01:51:43.199
he still got his job and kept it and they're
2707
01:51:43.220 --> 01:51:44.060
getting him one now.
2708
01:51:44.760 --> 01:51:48.340
So because how they probably view it oh this guy's
2709
01:51:48.420 --> 01:51:51.949
using an initiative he's working it's not like he's bludging.
2710
01:51:51.810 --> 01:51:53.590
Apparently they only let him keep his job because they
2711
01:51:53.649 --> 01:51:56.850
rang his old job which he was also driving unlicensed
2712
01:51:57.310 --> 01:51:58.590
and they're like yeah he knows how to drive one
2713
01:51:58.630 --> 01:52:00.569
he was driving so he knows how to do it
2714
01:52:00.590 --> 01:52:03.170
he's just He never bothered to go get the fuck out.
2715
01:52:03.310 --> 01:52:06.199
It's not that. It's more of a fucking safety procedure
2716
01:52:06.260 --> 01:52:09.939
when if in case you hurt someone or break something,
2717
01:52:11.380 --> 01:52:13.199
you can't then turn around and go, well, you guys
2718
01:52:13.220 --> 01:52:15.159
didn't give me the license. It's all just a cover up.
2719
01:52:15.300 --> 01:52:17.800
Everyone's trying to cover their own ass. They don't generally care.
2720
01:52:18.420 --> 01:52:20.750
It's just if like that old guy, for example, if
2721
01:52:20.810 --> 01:52:23.510
I crashed into all this shit and knocked a bunch
2722
01:52:23.750 --> 01:52:26.130
of shit over, I could turn around and go, nah, well,
2723
01:52:26.170 --> 01:52:27.310
he's the one that told me to do it and
2724
01:52:27.510 --> 01:52:29.770
I don't have my license. And then he turns around
2725
01:52:29.789 --> 01:52:30.989
and goes, well, fuck, he's right.
2726
01:52:31.250 --> 01:52:31.430
Yeah.
2727
01:52:31.810 --> 01:52:33.949
But no, luckily that didn't happen and I'm not like
2728
01:52:33.989 --> 01:52:35.539
that and I just ended up learning and then he
2729
01:52:35.560 --> 01:52:37.640
was never ever bothered to send me to the course
2730
01:52:37.699 --> 01:52:39.060
because it takes three days.
2731
01:52:39.079 --> 01:52:40.859
He would just choke you at home and choke's part
2732
01:52:40.880 --> 01:52:44.279
and just, yeah, yeah.
2733
01:52:44.300 --> 01:52:46.520
It costs like 200 bucks too to do it, doesn't it?
2734
01:52:46.550 --> 01:52:48.329
But it's not the price, it's the time you waste.
2735
01:52:48.390 --> 01:52:48.829
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
2736
01:52:48.869 --> 01:52:50.949
Like a three days cunt that fucking, it's just driving
2737
01:52:50.970 --> 01:52:51.989
like a little golf caddy cunt.
2738
01:52:52.689 --> 01:52:58.149
They gotta make it seem important you know they always
2739
01:52:58.170 --> 01:53:00.350
gotta be like this can kill someone which it can.
2740
01:53:00.130 --> 01:53:03.300
It can you can seriously fuck someone i get it
2741
01:53:03.439 --> 01:53:05.069
especially a mice bro you know what i'm not gonna
2742
01:53:05.100 --> 01:53:07.779
be carrying pallets and shit i'm carrying fucking five six
2743
01:53:07.840 --> 01:53:11.199
yeah we have it's some of them have the there's
2744
01:53:11.239 --> 01:53:13.619
two different types we have the grabs so you you put.
2745
01:53:13.500 --> 01:53:16.260
The tines in these big like clap a hand thing.
2746
01:53:16.340 --> 01:53:17.810
And it squeezes it. Squeezes the pit.
2747
01:53:17.819 --> 01:53:19.090
You have to put the right pressure so you don't
2748
01:53:19.109 --> 01:53:21.390
crack the pit. Oh my God. And then there's another
2749
01:53:21.489 --> 01:53:23.310
one where you put the tines in like this big jib.
2750
01:53:23.649 --> 01:53:24.890
It's got an overhead crane thing.
2751
01:53:24.930 --> 01:53:25.430
And it lifts them.
2752
01:53:25.470 --> 01:53:27.210
And you've got two pins. You have to put the
2753
01:53:27.270 --> 01:53:29.439
pins inside either side of the pit. You lift it
2754
01:53:29.489 --> 01:53:31.479
up and the pit's swinging like this. So you've got
2755
01:53:31.520 --> 01:53:33.859
to be careful, man. Like it's fucking pretty gnarly stuff.
2756
01:53:34.100 --> 01:53:37.420
Yeah, fuck that shit. No headphones while you're doing that job, eh? No.
2757
01:53:37.460 --> 01:53:40.149
You're listening to Burnout. You and Chaz.
2758
01:53:40.479 --> 01:53:41.449
And it's like Burnout.
2759
01:53:41.710 --> 01:53:43.789
And it's like someone's like, ah, you're running over someone.
2760
01:53:43.810 --> 01:53:49.710
Yeah, the road's extra bumpy today. I've got nothing else, man.
2761
01:53:50.069 --> 01:53:51.510
Yeah, that's it, bro. That's it.
2762
01:53:51.750 --> 01:53:52.149
Guys.
2763
01:53:53.109 --> 01:53:56.250
As always, long weekend here in Sydney for you Sydneysiders.
2764
01:53:57.409 --> 01:53:58.760
Be safe.
2765
01:53:58.899 --> 01:54:00.689
Just quickly, let us know in the comments who you
2766
01:54:00.770 --> 01:54:02.340
are supporting. Oh, no, it's going to be out already.
2767
01:54:02.460 --> 01:54:03.739
I was going to say, who are you supporting in
2768
01:54:03.760 --> 01:54:06.220
the finals? Who are you going for, Knights or Roosters?
2769
01:54:07.159 --> 01:54:08.760
I'd like to see Knights win, but I think Roosters
2770
01:54:08.779 --> 01:54:09.180
will probably win.
2771
01:54:09.739 --> 01:54:12.680
I'm going for the Knights, and I'm going to say
2772
01:54:12.720 --> 01:54:16.479
that I think they're going to pull it off. There's
2773
01:54:16.500 --> 01:54:19.600
something about that underdog... The energy, yeah. The underdog belief.
2774
01:54:19.640 --> 01:54:22.020
I don't know, man. I feel like no one... They're
2775
01:54:22.039 --> 01:54:25.020
on this role where... It's the Roosters. You might be right.
2776
01:54:25.420 --> 01:54:28.689
But the thing is, the only thing that's on momentum... Sorry,
2777
01:54:29.229 --> 01:54:31.729
night side is momentum, right? If they waited two weeks,
2778
01:54:31.770 --> 01:54:33.449
three weeks, it's like lightning in a bottle. I feel
2779
01:54:33.470 --> 01:54:35.149
like this is the time. If they don't do it now,
2780
01:54:35.170 --> 01:54:38.270
they'll never do it. But it is the Roosters. So
2781
01:54:38.430 --> 01:54:39.890
I'm trying not to get my hopes up too much.
2782
01:54:40.029 --> 01:54:41.529
And every time I doubt them, they win. So I'm
2783
01:54:41.550 --> 01:54:42.399
going to keep doubting them.
2784
01:54:42.800 --> 01:54:43.600
I might back the night.
2785
01:54:43.640 --> 01:54:47.449
Because right before that Penrith game... They were paying $ 3 something.
2786
01:54:47.689 --> 01:54:48.430
Yeah, I won.
2787
01:54:48.489 --> 01:54:51.430
The feeling hit. I'm like, Knights are going to win.
2788
01:54:51.449 --> 01:54:51.529
Yeah.
2789
01:54:51.550 --> 01:54:53.909
Knights are going to do this. I won 280 on
2790
01:54:53.930 --> 01:54:54.390
last game.
2791
01:54:54.590 --> 01:54:57.020
Well, it was an ulti. Dom Young to score, the
2792
01:54:57.060 --> 01:54:58.850
winger for Knights, and Knights to win. That's it.
2793
01:54:58.859 --> 01:54:59.720
That was it. Nice.
2794
01:54:59.760 --> 01:55:01.100
But I put $ 50 on, and I won 280.
2795
01:55:01.100 --> 01:55:05.960
Nice. And then this time, I'm putting Dom Young, Daniel Tupou,
2796
01:55:06.779 --> 01:55:10.279
and Knights. Nice. so Daniel Tupo he's a tall winger
2797
01:55:10.310 --> 01:55:12.430
Marky Mark Marky Mark well I was going to add
2798
01:55:12.489 --> 01:55:14.409
Mark but I thought you know what I won't be
2799
01:55:14.449 --> 01:55:15.189
too greedy Mark.
2800
01:55:15.050 --> 01:55:16.649
No winger no winger no wassay.
2801
01:55:16.350 --> 01:55:18.590
No winger on my winger no wassay.
2802
01:55:18.090 --> 01:55:20.670
Well we'll see what happens man see if our predictions
2803
01:55:20.689 --> 01:55:21.350
are correct.
2804
01:55:21.329 --> 01:55:24.170
Well guys as always enjoy your long weekend be safe
2805
01:55:24.229 --> 01:55:25.890
out there we will see you so this is going
2806
01:55:25.909 --> 01:55:27.829
to air on your day off guys so nothing like
2807
01:55:27.890 --> 01:55:30.069
enjoying the firecast kicking back on the lounger your fat
2808
01:55:30.140 --> 01:55:32.199
guts hanging out over your shorts and shit eating Doritos
2809
01:55:32.220 --> 01:55:34.199
your fat losers right amazing shit trying to find your
2810
01:55:34.220 --> 01:55:37.479
penis we'll see you guys next Monday be safe Let's
2811
01:55:37.500 --> 01:55:37.770
go baby.