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Hello everyone welcome to the Final Three Braincells
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where i take over because john won't start
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this is supposed to be a john intro your name's
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not john today you're green you're not blue welcome
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to the final three brain cell podcast uh welcome
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to episode 100 of the of the show my name is
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John Coday NanoBunTV it's episode 17. Shut up,
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Nano. It's fucking John's intro. Say it right.
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It's episode 100, and this is... I'm Gears. It's
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episode 100. Well, might as well be. Can't believe
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we made it to 100. Yes, we're 100 years old.
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Wait a minute. Days. Not that. 100 days old.
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Weeks. Audio listeners, he's resting his leg
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on my leg. Why? Audio listeners, John's also
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doing the same. No, he's not. My leg is resting
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on my own leg, I'll have you know. Then do I
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do this instead, and then we just kind of do
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the same thing? Audio listeners, we're uncrossing
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our legs. Oh, okay, I'm uncrossing my legs. No,
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you, okay, no, no, no. No, no, no, you gotta
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do it like how, like, me and Gears are doing
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it. You don't cross your leg, you, like, put
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the leg, like, right here. That makes my hip
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tracker spaz out. I can't do that one. So if
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I go like this and crush my nuts, do I become
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a woman? Close enough. Close enough. Close enough.
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You know, if you just hit it in the wrong way,
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it just goes - The answer is yes. The answer
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is yes, but your wife will be very upset. Babe,
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I'm sorry I crushed my nuts! I think I heard
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her screaming in the background. I think I heard
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her screaming in the background. You see the
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thing is with with the injuries that you that
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you get like with how you injured your finger
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this would not yeah It wouldn't surprise me if
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you just obliterated your balls It's not how
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to have a character So that's my second broken
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finger on my hand. I had a broken pinky from
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a while ago I have a cut on my I have a laceration
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on my middle finger on my my left hand I also
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burned the living shit on my arm on my left and
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my right I burned the fuck out of the bottom
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of my left foot No, it was my right foot. And
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I love my legs because they're gone. So this
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is the last episode of the show. Long pause.
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Before we do guest episodes. Yeah. So this is
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the last episode of the show. Just full stops.
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So, we're having guests on. We're getting sued
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by General Electric for making way too many jokes.
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We're getting sued by General Electric for having
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their shittily drawn logo over on the shelf.
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Yeah. Finally got the cease and desist. I did
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genuinely make that logo in MS Paint. Phenomenal.
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I made my entire avatar in MS Paint. No, you
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didn't. You didn't even make it. You didn't even
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make it. Shut up. We're right. It's a problem.
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We're right. We're also right about it being
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episode 100. Put away the gun. Put away the gun
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that I gave you. Audio listeners, he's shooting
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me in the fucking head. Oh, yeah. I don't know
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if I mentioned it last episode. What? Chuckle
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Sandwich ended during our hiatus. So we're going
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to be having our first guest episode next week.
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Yeah, we're having Ted Nivison on the show from
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Truckle Sandwich. Trying to get the frying pan.
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Witchy's gonna be like, what the fuck? Sorry,
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we're having Ted on. Yeah, too bad, Witchy. Sorry,
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Witchy. You can be in the cuck chair, though.
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Obviously. In the corner. So we've mentioned
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before on the show that Witchy's essentially
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going to be our first guest based off of a nano
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principle. I think the only set and sewn principle
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was like, oh yeah, no, no. And Witchy got first
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dibs because Witchy was originally going to be
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one of the final three brain cells. But then
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I decided on us three. Yeah, I became the replacement
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for fucking witchy. I have no idea why. You came
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back to life. Yeah, I came back after like a
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fucking 15 year hiatus pretty much. He's an honorable
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brain cell. I exist, guys. He's not a brain cell.
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He doesn't have any. Honorary. I really like
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that. Honorable brain cells. It's really funny.
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Every single guest we have on, which, you know,
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should we do the thing that Volt was doing on
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his show where, like, there's an item in the
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set for each and every guest we have on? Like,
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we have a shelf over there. How about we do a
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cutout of their avatar? We say no, but that's
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effort for me. I mean. Oh yeah, true. I don't
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have to deal with that. Yeah. We can do it. We
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can do it. Stare into my eyes, Nano. Okay. What
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about a cutout of their avatar? Just over there.
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Stacked. All the way over there. Stacking a massive
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pile of cardboard cutouts in the corner of the
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room. Like, I hoped it got at one point that
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there's just gonna be, like, it's gonna be all
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the way to the fucking ceiling, and then there's
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just gonna be, like, an image of Squidward up
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there. Like, as if it was all crab baddies. I'm
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just remembering back to an Unus Ons episode
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with cardboard cutouts. And they put a fucking
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photo of Benjamin Franklin's face on the ketchup
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bottle cardboard cutout. Who the fuck makes and
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who the fuck buys a cardboard cutout of a bottle
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of ketchup? Like a grocery store? I don't know.
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Yes. Yes, Nano. Buy our ketchup. And me, who
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wants to shove it up my ass. You can't shove
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the cardboard up your ass. But I didn't. Not
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with that attitude. Exactly, exactly. If I can
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fit two raccoons up my ass, then I can fit a
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ketchup bottle cardboard cutout. What have you
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been doing with - I was gonna say, what have
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you been doing with Faye? Oh, this is why Faye's
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been sick, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, this is why
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Faye's been sick. That explains everything. This
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is why Faye has been sick. Oh, you are. You're
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sick. You're a sick motherfucker. Yeah, I'm here.
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Okay, we are... We are... We are good friends,
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and we are there for our friend who is not feeling
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well, okay? We don't shove them up our asses.
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I'm writing the apology right now. I'm writing
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this web longer right now. I'm very sorry to
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the editor of the show, final three brain cells
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editor, Faye the raccoon, for shoving her up
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her ass simultaneously. All of us. Every one
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of us. All at once. So what if I wanted to just
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cum all over the place? You keep that in. Oh.
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Yeah, we keep that part in, but we cut out, like,
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the beginning and the after, so it's just that
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line. Now, just cover the screen with white splooge,
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I believe in you. God, okay, we're really getting
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our money's worth of this editor that we're underpaying.
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We're not. I mean, she's getting paid as much
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as you did during the time you were editing.
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How much was I getting paid? Like barely that
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much. We called you a slave for a reason. I was
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getting paid when I was editing for Echo. I think
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I asked for more at some point and they obliged.
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I don't remember how much either amount was,
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though. Is this child labor? I was getting paid.
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It was pretty much child labor. It was child
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labor when I was editing. Thank you, Echo, for
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indulging child labor laws or breaking child
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labor laws. My God. So with the guest episodes,
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we'll have them kind of like every other week
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or like. Every so often like pretty frequently
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over time you're like once a month just to kind
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of keep it But it could be a little bit I guess
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though We're gonna burn through all our guests,
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and then we're gonna get to back to regular episode
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Totally doing with us having repeats, and I'm
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sure a lot of people would be very open to doing
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oh yeah It's just the average orgy session every
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single time they come back Yeah. Okay. It's the
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same beat -off session. That's what the cardboard
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cutouts are for. Exactly! A circle jerk of the
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cardboard cutouts. We need to do that. It's a
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weird OnlyFans video. Excuse me, it's called
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OnlyFans. You can find that on the Patreon now.
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There is no Patreon. You can find that on OnlyFans.
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There is a way. Yeah, that would be hilarious.
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We just we do is if we ever do like premium episodes
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We post them on OnlyFans instead of Patreon I'm
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fine with that OnlyFans has got a good price
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like good conversion pricing for like whenever
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you're actually an OnlyFans And the thing is
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that OnlyFans is not only for just you know porn
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you don't have to be a porn star to have an OnlyFans
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Yeah! You do know several artists that do not
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do porn have OnlyFans because the entire platform
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is literally just for fans so that you can post
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primo content. You see, this makes total sense,
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but I never thought of it. But it's porn. It's
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porn. But it's porn. It's mostly porn. It's just
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porn. You learn something every day. Holy shit.
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What are we naming the plant? Greg. Why does
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the plant need a name? We have a plant in the
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set. It's been here since episode one. What do
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we name the plant? Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Alright,
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I'm gonna slap a name tag on him. This is Greg.
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And then we have the name tag on the camera.
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Hello, my name's Greg. Can we finally get words
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on these books? Like, I just came here. Or like
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little quotes too as well. Oh, we need quotes
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from the podcast on the books on the shelf. Yeah.
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They're literally all marketing will hit the
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camera. OJ Simpson, well, we already have the
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orange juice. Yeah, I know, I know, but like
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OJ Simpson. No, that's for something else, right?
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The orange juice is for the Jews. OJ Simpson
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comes back. He's making a comeback. He's doing
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a, he's, what now? He's resurrected. He's dead.
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He's coming on my back? What? Back shots? You
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don't win! You'll just have to wait for the back
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shots after the show. From OJ Simpson, apparently.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Nano, get up. Nano, get
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up. We need to do this. We need to do this. No.
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Sit back down. You're not OJ Simpson. Sit your
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ass down. I'm doing back shots on Nano! But you're
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not OJ Simpson. I hope. I hope. Huh. You know,
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my dad asked me about the podcast today. Oh,
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God. I was worried he was going to ask if he
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can listen to it. You know, my brother also listens
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to the podcast. Well, yeah, but that's funny.
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And so does my mom. Yeah, that's also pretty
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funny. Hi, Mom. Can I have your number? Hi, Gears'
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mom. Number, please. I will fuck you, and I will
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be your new dad. Both for free? Two for the price
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of one. Get the banjos. Two rolls for the price
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of one. Unusual. The episode is very sexually
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charged. Doling banjos and starts playing in
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the background. Just like, god dang it. I hear
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them off in the distance. Don't worry, when Faye
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was on the show, it was already sexually charged.
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But when me and Gears and John are on the show,
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holy Jesus Christ. Holy jizz us Christ. Holy
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jizz us Christ. Holy jizz us Christ. Yeah, something
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like that. Sure. Something good. Yeah, something
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like that. Do we want to actually like talk about
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a specific topic? Do you guys have anything in
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mind? I'm having fun with this. I'm having fun
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with this too. But do you guys have anything
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interesting that happened this week since the
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last episode? Well, I know there's one major
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thing that interesting that happened this week.
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oh yeah which by the way did you ever get to
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look at it i did actually i did all right nice
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nice so we're gonna talk about this conversation
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and not like we're a tech podcast we're a tech
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podcast because one of one of the dudes is starting
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to do shit that's like that and the other one's
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doing something else entirely different and then
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i'm just here don't worry about it i'm not announcing
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it until later exactly and then nano's jerking
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off in the corner because they're jobless Audio
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listeners, love you to death. I'm not. I'm not
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jerking off in the corner. I am jobless. Wait,
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scratch that, reverse it. Except no. No, you're
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jerking off in the corner, but it's never on
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the podcast. You know, selling your body is always
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legal in several of the content. Good to know.
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So the big screen beyond two weeks. After we
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hit. After we hit. I'm sorry, but Nano, your
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hip tracker went away, so he said, good to know
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you fucking went up and then down. Yeah, I know.
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My hip tracker has issues. Hip thrust. Hip thrust.
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Hip thrust. Get like a 3 .0 for like that specific
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tracker. It's a Tundra. It should work fine.
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Get a 3 .0 for that specific tracker. All right.
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So the big screen beyond two was announced. Thoughts
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and opinions, gentlemen. If you don't know, if
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you aren't in the loop, it's a VR headset. It's
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the sequel to the one I'm wearing on my face.
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It's another 1K headset. A thousand dollars.
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Just a little headset. No controllers, no nothing.
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Do you remember that they also made it a thousand
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dollar headset that has a upgrade you can get
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that literally makes it where you can have eye
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tracking with it and it's also like the tiniest
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eye tracker that's ever been actually made and
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it's specifically for the headset. No modding
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required. No external batteries. It's all hooked
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up to the headset. Eye tracking. Yeah. The whole
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deal is really impressive. It's like $1 ,200
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for eye tracking included, plus also some pretty
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good straps. They have a halo strap that has
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the flip -up visor, so you can just... Oh, yeah.
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And then they were actually doing something that
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I was thinking about doing. Because I've been
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thinking about making a VR headset for a while
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now, and one of the things I wanted to do, because
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PSVR was also one of the biggest inspirations
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for doing a halo strap on the headset, they were
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doing a silicone gasket so it doesn't have to
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be flush on your face. Yeah. Which is pretty
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nice. It's a flexible... It is. It's nice now
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that there is... It blocks out light. It's nice
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now that there is the option to where you could
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actually share a big screen with people because
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they have the non -custom molded faceplate as
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an option. And then you can also adjust the IPD
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with a little screwdriver. I kind of want to
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actually do that. The adjustment on the IPD being
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with a screwdriver instead of a little knob because
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I hate this little knob on the index. I shake
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my head and my IPD adjusts. I'm not kidding.
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I literally just shook my head and the IPD thing
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just showed up. And I'm over here just like,
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motherfucker, I'm not even ingesting it right
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now. Like, shut up. Too bad. I don't need you
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in front of me. Cry about it. Your IPD is getting
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ingested now whether you want it to or not. It's
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so sensitive though, I know. And then my prescription
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lenses I have for this thing literally just,
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they are made in such a way. That if I try to
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Center up my eyes on the actual lenses it distorts
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and blurs out everything except for actually
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no I just can't see but if I go up to the very
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like if I go to the if I go to where my Eyebrows
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are touching the fucking lenses, and I am not
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kidding you like my eyebrows are on the lenses,
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so I have to go down So if I try to center it
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up, it blurry. But if I try - if I go down to
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the very bottom of the lenses and have my eyes
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there where the fucking index is on my cheekbones,
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I can see perfectly. Yeah, I don't know why I
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got this from - it's annoying as fuck. So I have
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to clean off my lenses like a lot and I can't
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have this thing where it's in a comfortable position
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where it's not like on my cheekbones, but it's
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on my like nose where like everything feels really
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nice. And it's not, like, annoying as shit. We
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have a love -hate relationship with VR. Very
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love -hate relationship with VR. Which is why
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I'm making this shit. With the Beyond 2, like,
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later this year, I may debate on getting it.
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Of course, it depends on money at the time. But
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I'm also kind of on the copium train of, dear
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God, Val, please announce something. Yeah. The
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Deckard actually has been announced. It's pricing.
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Yes, it has. Its price... Has it? What? Its actual
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look and form... Not by Valve. Have been leaked.
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Not by Valve, but they have been leaked by a
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very, very considerably trusted source. It is
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somewhere in the later part of 2025. And it's
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going to be about $1 ,200. And hopefully we get
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HLX with it. There's some time around there as
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well. It's also going to be running on SteamOS.
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It's going to be a... It's basically going to
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be like a Quest, but basically Steam. Yeah. I
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hope Valve doesn't stop manufacturing base stations
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for the people who do have indexes and also for
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the sake that the big screen exists. I really
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hope so. Well, the thing is that base stations,
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again, are literally... Most people, even people
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with Quests, still... think base stations are
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pretty much the pinnacle of tracking. You get
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sub -millimeter precision with something so easy
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to do. Tell that to my hip tracker. Woo! There
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it goes. That's occlusion problems that are happening.
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I know. But yes, you get sub -millimeter position
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from literally something that's so easy to fucking
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set up. And the sad part is that the actual base
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stations themselves are literally only there
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because to get a base standard for every single
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headset they needed a base standard for what
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the actual laser array would look like so that
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whenever you're making the headset that you can
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just easily make everything else for the headset
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or whenever make everything for the headset pretty
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much like how it is and it's all put to the standard
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of the base stations so another thing that i
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really like about the beyond 2 is i don't know
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how the fuck they managed it but the beyond 1
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is is 150 grams um convert that from hamburger
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units to whatever the fuck it is in the metric
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system i don't know but uh 50 grams oh right
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grams is yeah convert that to burger units if
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you're american which we are but um the new beyond
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the beyond 2 is somehow lighter at 107 107 yeah
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they fucking shaved off more and they put eye
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tracking in it Well, no, eye tracking is a separate
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tier, separate purchase, kind of. But still,
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like, how the fuck? They basically said, what
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can we, so from our original big screen beyond,
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what is broken with people whenever, like, people
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actually used it for a while? And what can we
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shave off? And then they just did some material
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science shit where they were like, okay, maybe
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we can choose a lighter material next time. Maybe
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we can change the lens material. Maybe we can
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make it smaller. Maybe we can try some different
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things. And they also increased the FOV to be
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110, or 116, actually. I think it's just the
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perfect headset now. Actually, it's about the
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same as Index. I mean, but it's not a fucking
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brick on your face. I mean, it is a brick on
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your face. It's a slim brick. It's a teeny Berk.
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It's a baby Berk. Exactly. One thing also that
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was really awesome is people who recently ordered
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a big screen one. Instead having their orders
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delayed and they're like why are my why is my
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order delayed slightly and then whoa? Here you
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go showing up at your door. Hey. There's a big
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screen, too This is not what you ordered, but
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you're getting a big screen, too. Anyways, you're
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getting a nuclear orange by the way. Don't worry
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I know you ordered black, but oh, oh, that's
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oh, that's not what I want I wonder which one
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did people get if they really do the black one
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They probably got the black one. I'm so torn
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between the colors. I don't know if I want the
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clear or if I want the nuclear orange. They're
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both so good. The clear is so good. Nuclear orange
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is so good too. It's like when you're buying
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Nerf guns back in the day. Wait, okay, okay.
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Did you guys know that during the time that production
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of Nerf guns back in like the early 2000s that
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you could find rare ones? That were either a
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clear coat. Or that were clear. As in like the
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plastic was clear. Or it was a clear red. Clear
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blue or clear green. And that they were basically
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a rarity type. That you could actually get with
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most guns. I actually got a Deploy CS6. That
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was clear. And I have found. Several different
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guns out there. Or several different nerf guns.
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Out there that were like. A clear red. Or a clear
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blue. I actually had a Centurion, which is from
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Mega, that was a clear blue, which is like one
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of the rarest types you can get. I think I would
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probably go with the clear beyond, maybe. I still
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love the nuclear orange so much, but the reason
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I might go for the clear beyond is the beyond
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1 has this little light inside of it. There's
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a little RGB light that you can change the color
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of. I have it set to purple, but the beyond is
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black, so you can barely see that little purple
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light through it. Maybe with the clear one, you
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can see the light through it a bit more. I'm
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going to get the orange one because virtual boy.
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This is true. I'm going to mention this as well.
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So with the one that's clear, if you wanted to,
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you could technically chemically frost it or
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even just mechanically frost it, the actual clear
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coat. So it's just a frosted clear. And then
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whenever that light goes off, the entire thing
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glows. Orange though, but the virtual boy. The
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orange is so good. It's such a hard decision.
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I did not expect an orange beyond, like an orange
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mainstream VR headset, but it's a pretty nice
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shade of orange. So I've also been doing a bunch
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of things with optics today, literally just researching
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about different types of optics, exactly how
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they function, what are the best and the things
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that they do. Honestly, Pancake lenses are pretty
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much like some of the best optics you can make
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they're expensive as shit though Money money
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money But they are they are honestly some of
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the best optics you can make with the only downside
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really being is that The FOV can be really shitty
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with them if you don't change a few things and
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then also they take up so much light they just
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they they take away so much of the light because
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it polarizes the light as it's coming through
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the lens and so it just basically goes yo this
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light just dim it down a bit and so you get really
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dim lights so you have to put more power into
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displays to actually get them brighter or you
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have to get brighter displays so uh you know
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the you know the oculus quest 3 or the meta quest
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3 that one's battery powered it has pancake lenses
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It requires more battery to actually, you know,
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operate a brighter display, which, you know what
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happens? Yo, drain that battery. Battery die
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fast. That's why it only has a two -hour battery
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life when it's on 4K display. And at the brightest
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setting possible. I'm not kidding. It's two hours
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of actual time you can play. Two hours of VR
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play. Yep, and that's not even like connected
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to a PC if you try and connect to a PC it basically
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just Completely fucks over the actual video cuz
00:25:01.200 --> 00:25:03.660
it's like I'm gonna compress it so I can send
00:25:03.660 --> 00:25:06.900
it through a USB And then I'm gonna try and uncompress
00:25:06.900 --> 00:25:10.079
it on the other side Or it compresses when it's
00:25:10.079 --> 00:25:12.380
coming back and then doesn't barely even try
00:25:12.380 --> 00:25:14.400
to uncompress it when it's like at your headset
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So many problems with that fucking headset It's
00:25:21.279 --> 00:25:23.980
- it's great for what it is, but it's - it's
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not perfect. Let me tell ya. It's not perfect.
00:25:28.559 --> 00:25:30.720
I'm gonna build a wall around it. I'm kidding,
00:25:30.859 --> 00:25:36.759
sorry. Oh my god. Around where? Around it? The
00:25:36.759 --> 00:25:40.019
headsets? Yeah. I'm gonna build a wall around
00:25:40.019 --> 00:25:41.819
the goddamn - No, no, no, no. We're gonna build
00:25:41.819 --> 00:25:45.569
a wall around the headsets. All of them. Every
00:25:45.569 --> 00:25:48.730
single one. If you own a Quest 3, there's gonna
00:25:48.730 --> 00:25:51.509
be walls all around your house. You could even
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say your house is made of walls. There could
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be 12 foot high walls. You know, if you really
00:26:02.410 --> 00:26:07.690
think about it, we are surrounded by walls. I'm
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enclosed like a mouse. The way you said that.
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There's something about the way you said that.
00:26:16.960 --> 00:26:18.220
I mean, houses are technically people tanks.
00:26:19.579 --> 00:26:28.640
It's just... Unclosed like a mouse. I mean, there's
00:26:28.640 --> 00:26:29.960
so many things that are enclosed. You gotta find
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the cheese gears. You gotta find the cheese gears.
00:26:32.859 --> 00:26:35.759
Where's the cheese? There he goes. There he goes.
00:26:35.920 --> 00:26:39.099
There he goes into the wall. There's something
00:26:39.099 --> 00:26:42.799
perfect. You found the cheese? You found the
00:26:42.799 --> 00:26:48.359
cheese? Cheese! There's a cock chair as well!
00:26:52.720 --> 00:26:55.500
Audio listeners, you guys heard that, like, crystal
00:26:55.500 --> 00:26:58.359
clear, but to us, that shout sounded like it
00:26:58.359 --> 00:27:02.279
was super far in the distance. Which is why I
00:27:02.279 --> 00:27:05.519
was nervous. I think if Faye actually gets the
00:27:05.519 --> 00:27:08.400
audio, she might have to just cut you out, cut
00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:11.849
you out, and just use your audio. Hey, if you
00:27:11.849 --> 00:27:14.589
go to the back of audio for just a second, then
00:27:14.589 --> 00:27:18.730
you'll hear the faint one. Oh my god, yeah. It's
00:27:18.730 --> 00:27:22.390
so funny. Oh my god. We love distance audio in
00:27:22.390 --> 00:27:24.829
VRChat. VRChat has great audio systems, honestly.
00:27:25.130 --> 00:27:27.049
Like, it really does sound like someone's there
00:27:27.049 --> 00:27:31.569
with you. You compare it to Garry's Mod's shit.
00:27:32.369 --> 00:27:37.349
Shit quality. Quality. That's funny because I
00:27:37.349 --> 00:27:41.630
themed VRChat. I think VRChat is fixing to switch
00:27:41.630 --> 00:27:45.289
over to Steam Audio instead of whatever audio
00:27:45.289 --> 00:27:47.650
system that they've got right now. At least I've
00:27:47.650 --> 00:27:48.990
heard. Yeah, it's in the beta. I don't know.
00:27:49.809 --> 00:27:52.569
Yeah. Honestly, I kind of like the audio. I mean,
00:27:52.589 --> 00:27:59.089
can we switch over to it now? I think it is a
00:27:59.089 --> 00:28:00.730
beta. I just don't know if it's network compatible.
00:28:02.839 --> 00:28:05.059
Well, I'm on the beta, so... Yeah, I'm also on
00:28:05.059 --> 00:28:07.640
the beta. There's a separate beta. There's two
00:28:07.640 --> 00:28:09.579
betas running alongside each other. One of them
00:28:09.579 --> 00:28:13.019
is the Steam Audio beta. Okay, gotcha. Gotcha,
00:28:13.099 --> 00:28:16.920
gotcha. What else? What else is there? So that's
00:28:16.920 --> 00:28:20.880
about everything with the Beyond 2. I definitely,
00:28:21.119 --> 00:28:23.539
I don't know if I'm going to upgrade to it because
00:28:23.539 --> 00:28:26.140
for people who already own a Beyond, the upgrade
00:28:26.140 --> 00:28:29.480
price is, um, it's not a full thousand. Not great.
00:28:29.500 --> 00:28:31.759
But it's like, it's still like 850 or something,
00:28:31.900 --> 00:28:35.339
somewhere around 850. It's like 800 to 850, somewhere
00:28:35.339 --> 00:28:37.079
around there. Somewhere between 800 and 850,
00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:40.380
which is a lot of money. Um, when I already have
00:28:40.380 --> 00:28:43.819
a perfectly functional Beyond 1. So, and it's
00:28:43.819 --> 00:28:47.619
plenty comfortable, but. You know, maybe if I've
00:28:47.619 --> 00:28:50.319
just got a bunch of fucking money to blow, then
00:28:50.319 --> 00:28:53.680
I don't know. I went to an arcade today. I want
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to build an arcade cabinet. We went to the one
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arcade in San Diego as well. So there's this
00:29:05.299 --> 00:29:08.160
really awesome arcade in town. Can you stop?
00:29:09.619 --> 00:29:12.259
How long were you doing that for? Put your hand
00:29:12.259 --> 00:29:17.549
away. What's wrong? Audio listeners, love you
00:29:17.549 --> 00:29:19.630
to death. We're going to need to censor my crotch.
00:29:23.089 --> 00:29:27.809
He just had his hand in a place. So, there's
00:29:27.809 --> 00:29:30.089
this really awesome arcade in my town that's
00:29:30.089 --> 00:29:32.910
just only old school pinball machines and old
00:29:32.910 --> 00:29:35.789
school arcade games. And I mean, like, 80s arcade
00:29:35.789 --> 00:29:40.750
machines. only like 80s and 90s arcade machines
00:29:40.750 --> 00:29:43.730
and it actually sounds like awesome so fucking
00:29:43.730 --> 00:29:48.009
good like og donkey kong og a power play 10 they've
00:29:48.009 --> 00:29:52.390
got a power play 10 there now which is this really
00:29:52.390 --> 00:29:54.769
awesome nes arcade machine that is basically
00:29:54.769 --> 00:29:57.910
an nes with like 10 cartridges slotted into it
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you want to make them like how the old ones were
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made or do you want to make a like a new generation
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so What I want to make is an arcade cabinet,
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like, by getting, like, cutting the wood, you
00:30:07.769 --> 00:30:10.430
know, and putting it all together, and then putting
00:30:10.430 --> 00:30:13.250
a modern display in it, and then just hooking
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up that display to, um, the only thing that needs
00:30:16.009 --> 00:30:20.210
to be inside the cabinet is just a laptop, and
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you just run RetroArch. Or a Raspberry Pi. You
00:30:22.849 --> 00:30:25.170
just put, yeah, you know, and then you just put
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RetroArch. You put a RetroArch install on there,
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and then you just set up a joystick and buttons.
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I mean, 8BitDo already has their joystick and
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buttons thing. So you just put one of those in
00:30:38.509 --> 00:30:39.809
there, and then you have a fully functioning
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arcade machine. And, like, modern displays, some
00:30:42.329 --> 00:30:43.710
people might be, oh, I don't want the super crisp
00:30:43.710 --> 00:30:46.549
pixels. Then you go into RetroArch and you apply
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one of those filters, one of those really fucking
00:30:49.150 --> 00:30:50.890
good -looking filters that makes it look like
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a CRT. I'm honestly going to say this. Go ahead.
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Shenanigans arcade machine. Yes. I'm going to
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cum my pants. I realize with this, it's not limited.
00:31:07.380 --> 00:31:12.819
My narrow POV is just like, oh yeah, let me just
00:31:12.819 --> 00:31:15.400
make it into a retro arch machine. No, it can
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run any game that you can play on a joystick
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and six buttons because that's what the 8 -bit
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do controller has. It's just a joystick and then
00:31:23.019 --> 00:31:26.019
six buttons like a Street Fighter. Street Fighter
00:31:26.019 --> 00:31:27.839
Arcade is also a joystick and six buttons. I
00:31:27.839 --> 00:31:31.559
also have a joystick and six buttons. One, two,
00:31:31.759 --> 00:31:37.440
three, four. My peanuts. My peanuts. What were
00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:40.680
you going to say about it, Gears? Honestly, I'd
00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:44.740
probably just use a CRT. Mostly for the fact
00:31:44.740 --> 00:31:47.460
that a lot of older games run a lot better with
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CRTs. That is true. Yeah. It's all right. Well,
00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:55.000
as if you're emulating, you might as well go
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ahead and go for the more modern. I personally
00:31:57.480 --> 00:31:59.440
want a modern display because I want the option
00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:02.200
to choose between, like, do I want to play this
00:32:02.200 --> 00:32:04.660
game with the crisp pixels or do I want to play
00:32:04.660 --> 00:32:06.900
it with the filter? Like, I can pick and choose
00:32:06.900 --> 00:32:09.819
per game. Yeah. And those filters in RetroArch
00:32:09.819 --> 00:32:13.640
look absolutely gorgeous. I was testing some,
00:32:13.720 --> 00:32:16.059
like, about a month or two ago, and they just,
00:32:16.140 --> 00:32:18.859
they look really nice. There's ones that emulate
00:32:18.859 --> 00:32:22.039
a VHS look, some that emulate a regular CRT look.
00:32:22.500 --> 00:32:26.779
Um, there's some really good ones. Anyways, um,
00:32:27.059 --> 00:32:29.339
yeah, I feel like it'd be a really fun project
00:32:29.339 --> 00:32:31.180
to do. I could do it in, like, my dad's garage.
00:32:31.920 --> 00:32:34.720
Um, and when you think about it, you just, you
00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:37.519
cut some wood, you put it together, you put the
00:32:37.519 --> 00:32:40.000
trim on there so you don't, like, get fucking
00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:43.900
splinters on the edge, and it's pretty, pretty
00:32:43.900 --> 00:32:47.160
solid. It's a screen. A computer of some sort,
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like a Pi or a laptop, and then an 8BitDo controller.
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Or if I really want to, I could like actually
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get a standalone joystick and like wire it up
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and like some buttons and wire those up too.
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The buttons are actually a lot easier to wire
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up than you'd think. But the other option is
00:33:09.559 --> 00:33:11.460
just to use an 8BitDo controller that already
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has a USB connector on it. And I'm plugging this
00:33:14.720 --> 00:33:18.440
thing into a Pi or a laptop. If you're going
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to do a Pi, I'd actually do the buttons instead.
00:33:20.680 --> 00:33:23.339
I'm probably going to do a laptop just because
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a laptop is going to be a little bit more powerful
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than a Pi. And then also, that makes it so that
00:33:28.220 --> 00:33:32.079
I could actually, without needing to do streaming,
00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:35.920
I could play a couple modern games. I could play
00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:38.599
Celeste on there. A Pi is probably not going
00:33:38.599 --> 00:33:41.240
to run a game like Celeste or Shenanigans, but
00:33:41.240 --> 00:33:44.960
a laptop definitely could. A Pi could. If you
00:33:44.960 --> 00:33:46.940
had a Raspberry Pi 5, you should be pretty much
00:33:46.940 --> 00:33:49.000
good to run a lot of things. Actually, they have
00:33:49.000 --> 00:33:50.960
really good processing. Yeah, I don't want to
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risk it. And a laptop would be cheap. You can
00:33:54.240 --> 00:33:57.539
get a ThinkPad for $50. You can get a ThinkPad
00:33:57.539 --> 00:34:02.200
for $50. I would love to see a Raspberry Pi 5
00:34:02.200 --> 00:34:06.380
run Spider -Man 2. I'd love to see how that goes.
00:34:09.159 --> 00:34:12.500
That's a little much. Yeah. I want the option
00:34:12.500 --> 00:34:14.760
to at least try a couple 3D games and see what
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happens. I know it's mainly going to be best
00:34:16.340 --> 00:34:18.460
for 2D games and platformers and stuff, but I
00:34:18.460 --> 00:34:20.340
want to have the option to try 3D games. Technically,
00:34:20.340 --> 00:34:22.920
Shenanigans is 3D. Yeah, kind of technically.
00:34:23.300 --> 00:34:27.599
It's in the 3D engine. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah,
00:34:27.659 --> 00:34:29.840
that's just a cool project I was thinking about
00:34:29.840 --> 00:34:32.239
recently, and I hadn't gone to that arcade in
00:34:32.239 --> 00:34:34.019
a couple years, but it's really cool. They had
00:34:34.019 --> 00:34:37.179
a Fix -It Felix arcade machine there. I didn't
00:34:37.179 --> 00:34:40.510
know they made those. I didn't know that either.
00:34:40.769 --> 00:34:42.489
Yeah, it was fucking awesome. It was a game idea.
00:34:42.670 --> 00:34:45.989
It was the game from the movie. It was pretty
00:34:45.989 --> 00:34:48.250
fucking cool. Although I could definitely tell
00:34:48.250 --> 00:34:52.510
it had a copyright date of like 1982 on it. But
00:34:52.510 --> 00:34:55.530
it clearly had a modern display in it. Like that
00:34:55.530 --> 00:34:57.570
was not some CRT screen. That was definitely
00:34:57.570 --> 00:35:01.469
like an LCD. So it was definitely not made in
00:35:01.469 --> 00:35:07.519
1982. They didn't have those then. I'm so confused,
00:35:07.619 --> 00:35:09.619
though, because it didn't have any branding for
00:35:09.619 --> 00:35:12.239
the Wreck -It Ralph movie on it. It was very
00:35:12.239 --> 00:35:16.199
genuinely just a fixed Felix Jr. arcade machine.
00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:19.360
And I'm like, who made this, and when was this
00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:23.679
a thing? Is this a homebrew, maybe? What is this
00:35:23.679 --> 00:35:26.360
thing? I kind of want to look into it a bit more,
00:35:26.460 --> 00:35:28.760
because I'm really curious about it. If you guys
00:35:28.760 --> 00:35:31.980
ever come down to Iowa for some fucking God -knows
00:35:31.980 --> 00:35:35.800
-why reason, You can come to that arcade. It's
00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:39.739
pretty fucking cool. There's also an amusement
00:35:39.739 --> 00:35:42.460
park here. It's pretty cool. Pretty fun. It's
00:35:42.460 --> 00:35:44.519
not terrible here. Probably more interesting
00:35:44.519 --> 00:35:46.900
here than, like, where either of you live, honestly.
00:35:48.539 --> 00:35:52.239
I mean, you live, like, fucking somewhere in
00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:57.000
Oklahoma. It seems like it'd probably be about
00:35:57.000 --> 00:36:00.139
equal distance. At least, like, any of the major
00:36:00.139 --> 00:36:03.139
ones between, like... somewhere in texas and
00:36:03.139 --> 00:36:06.099
where you live i don't know i'd have to look
00:36:06.099 --> 00:36:08.880
i don't know for sure all right so i think there's
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:13.559
six flags in texas it's cheap here thing a lot
00:36:13.559 --> 00:36:16.019
of stuff is pretty cheap here you know um because
00:36:16.019 --> 00:36:18.179
it's there's nothing to fucking do here i would
00:36:18.179 --> 00:36:21.150
go bowling I don't know why I'm thinking about
00:36:21.150 --> 00:36:23.289
any of this anyways. We've got TwitchCon. We've
00:36:23.289 --> 00:36:25.090
got TwitchCon, which is going to be crazy. We've
00:36:25.090 --> 00:36:27.389
got TwitchCon to go to later. We've got two TwitchCons
00:36:27.389 --> 00:36:29.449
to go to. That's true. You've got two TwitchCons.
00:36:29.570 --> 00:36:31.750
When is the, how soon is the first one? What
00:36:31.750 --> 00:36:34.469
month is that in? End of May. Literally last
00:36:34.469 --> 00:36:38.489
week of May. End of May. All right. So we'll,
00:36:38.489 --> 00:36:41.090
and you're not going to like, you don't think
00:36:41.090 --> 00:36:42.449
you're going to like cancel like you did last
00:36:42.449 --> 00:36:44.150
time, right? Like you're actually going this
00:36:44.150 --> 00:36:46.679
time. Nope. Because I don't think I'm going to
00:36:46.679 --> 00:36:50.300
get fired this time. Oh, yeah, right. You got
00:36:50.300 --> 00:36:52.059
fired and then you had to cancel it. I forgot
00:36:52.059 --> 00:36:56.480
about that. That fucking sucks. But it'll be
00:36:56.480 --> 00:37:00.280
cool to have an episode that will record actually
00:37:00.280 --> 00:37:05.900
after a TwitchCon. Instead of going to TwitchCon
00:37:05.900 --> 00:37:07.619
and then going on Hayatus for like five months.
00:37:08.519 --> 00:37:11.400
Knock on wood. That's my fault. The time skip.
00:37:11.579 --> 00:37:14.610
My fault. My apologies. Speaking of TimeSkip,
00:37:14.769 --> 00:37:18.250
we didn't really get to a whole lot. I mean,
00:37:18.289 --> 00:37:20.070
them two got to some of the different things
00:37:20.070 --> 00:37:22.190
they did during the TimeSkip, and I didn't quite
00:37:22.190 --> 00:37:27.269
yet. Go ahead. John's gay. Huh? No. You heard
00:37:27.269 --> 00:37:32.150
me. Last I checked, it liked vaginas, but okay.
00:37:33.289 --> 00:37:35.630
Damn. You gotta double check. You gotta double
00:37:35.630 --> 00:37:43.670
check. I had to ask him. And him. Him. it's two
00:37:43.670 --> 00:37:48.610
separate beings between here and there my nuts
00:37:48.610 --> 00:37:55.050
yeah um so during during the time skip uh i've
00:37:55.050 --> 00:37:57.650
been doing so i think before the time skip uh
00:37:57.650 --> 00:37:59.969
i talked about like doing animation work and
00:37:59.969 --> 00:38:02.570
i'm of course i still uh happen to an animation
00:38:02.570 --> 00:38:04.650
work but i ended up transferring over to doing
00:38:04.650 --> 00:38:08.360
a lot of uh 3d that looks like 2d You both have
00:38:08.360 --> 00:38:10.860
seen what I've worked on, but Flash looks great
00:38:10.860 --> 00:38:14.800
in what I've been doing. Okay. It's just porn.
00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:18.039
It's just tons of porn. We're not putting porn
00:38:18.039 --> 00:38:24.059
on the screen. There isn't any. But yeah, so
00:38:24.059 --> 00:38:25.659
taking the Shenanigans characters, make them
00:38:25.659 --> 00:38:27.820
into 3D this time around, and then doing that.
00:38:28.599 --> 00:38:32.820
Because as much as I like to draw, I don't like
00:38:32.820 --> 00:38:35.539
to draw that much. And trying to do, like...
00:38:36.179 --> 00:38:40.440
cartoons and stuff by myself uh with traditional
00:38:40.440 --> 00:38:46.659
like 2d is really rough so yeah sounds fucking
00:38:46.659 --> 00:38:51.900
difficult sounds more yeah so yeah so i'm doing
00:38:51.900 --> 00:38:55.159
3d for a little while uh that being said the
00:38:55.159 --> 00:38:57.019
cartoon i don't know when it's going to come
00:38:57.019 --> 00:38:59.400
out anymore i was hoping to come out soon uh
00:38:59.400 --> 00:39:00.880
i don't think that's going to happen anymore
00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:05.119
because my life has been wild um There's a few
00:39:05.119 --> 00:39:06.820
developments that are happening. Not going to
00:39:06.820 --> 00:39:14.719
talk about it yet. But yeah, pretty much just
00:39:14.719 --> 00:39:17.539
going to be working on animations, 3D animations.
00:39:17.559 --> 00:39:20.820
So I'll probably be doing some like shorts of
00:39:20.820 --> 00:39:24.239
like small animations that I do and then post
00:39:24.239 --> 00:39:27.099
them on my YouTube as YouTube shorts or TikToks
00:39:27.099 --> 00:39:33.119
or whatever. I don't know anymore. Expect that
00:39:33.119 --> 00:39:36.059
stuff soon. I'm also trying to get a new design
00:39:36.059 --> 00:39:38.179
of this. I don't think I've ever talked about
00:39:38.179 --> 00:39:42.820
that publicly. Oh, no, yeah. New design of this
00:39:42.820 --> 00:39:47.940
avatar? Yeah, kind of. So, just more like an
00:39:47.940 --> 00:39:51.079
original character of, like, my persona on VRChat
00:39:51.079 --> 00:39:55.000
or in general. Okay. Like, model made from scratch?
00:39:56.159 --> 00:39:59.380
Yeah, pretty much. So, it's just, it's taking
00:39:59.380 --> 00:40:02.380
a little while because... Busy and struggling
00:40:02.380 --> 00:40:07.380
to come up with character design ideas. Busyness.
00:40:07.500 --> 00:40:12.920
Okay. Let me fucking tell you. This podcast tonight
00:40:12.920 --> 00:40:15.360
was about an hour and a half delayed. On top
00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:19.099
of being technically, I guess, three hours delayed
00:40:19.099 --> 00:40:21.119
than last time we recorded. Staying true to the
00:40:21.119 --> 00:40:24.360
name of Always Late Bun. Always Late Bun TV here.
00:40:24.519 --> 00:40:27.079
Welcome back. Good morning, good afternoon, and
00:40:27.079 --> 00:40:29.079
good evening, everybody. Welcome to another...
00:40:29.360 --> 00:40:33.800
always late stream um i'm just gonna i'm gonna
00:40:33.800 --> 00:40:35.920
i'm gonna pull out an adults thing for a second
00:40:35.920 --> 00:40:40.679
fuck filing your weekly unemployment claim fuck
00:40:40.679 --> 00:40:45.420
that yeah i remember that it's a bitch oh my
00:40:45.420 --> 00:40:47.440
god i just had to do that for the first time
00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:51.679
before this show and holy shit it is just annoying
00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:55.480
and like i think the website is different per
00:40:55.480 --> 00:40:58.400
state so like you guys might have a slightly
00:40:58.400 --> 00:41:00.840
different experience but it might be like mostly
00:41:00.840 --> 00:41:02.480
the same just like different menus and stuff
00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:07.800
but like the generalness of wow this kind of
00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:11.039
blows maybe one blows more than the other um
00:41:11.610 --> 00:41:13.949
That wasn't fun. But we're here and we're recording
00:41:13.949 --> 00:41:16.889
anyways, and I definitely didn't... I definitely
00:41:16.889 --> 00:41:20.250
wasn't put in such a bad mood by doing it that
00:41:20.250 --> 00:41:22.329
I wanted to cancel for today or anything. No,
00:41:22.409 --> 00:41:28.550
no, no. But we're here anyways. Yeah, so what
00:41:28.550 --> 00:41:31.170
else? What else is there today? Here's a thing.
00:41:31.250 --> 00:41:34.469
Here's a bit of homework for Gears and I, because
00:41:34.469 --> 00:41:38.090
you're probably caught up on this already. Gears,
00:41:38.090 --> 00:41:44.690
where the fuck did you just go? Gears is uninterested
00:41:44.690 --> 00:41:48.849
anymore. He's just doing his own thing. Gib?
00:41:49.869 --> 00:41:53.409
Audio listener. I have homework for you and me.
00:41:53.610 --> 00:41:56.670
And it's not the Thousand Year Door homework,
00:41:56.829 --> 00:41:59.710
which we still do need to do. But I have other
00:41:59.710 --> 00:42:02.289
homework. Quit floating off into the distance
00:42:02.289 --> 00:42:03.769
again because I mentioned Thousand Year Door.
00:42:04.010 --> 00:42:07.570
I heard the word homework. I'm uninterested.
00:42:07.730 --> 00:42:12.000
A quest. Oh, okay, maybe, maybe a little bit
00:42:12.000 --> 00:42:18.920
more. A journey! Yeah! That requires work. Hey,
00:42:18.920 --> 00:42:22.920
shut the fuck up and listen to me! I'm okay.
00:42:23.820 --> 00:42:29.139
I don't need to do it. So, The Amazing Digital
00:42:29.139 --> 00:42:32.940
Circus, we were going to do an episode talking
00:42:32.940 --> 00:42:37.269
about the show a while ago. I'm sure you... Did
00:42:37.269 --> 00:42:39.510
they make a new episode? There's quite a few
00:42:39.510 --> 00:42:41.469
episodes. There's quite a few episodes. Since
00:42:41.469 --> 00:42:42.949
either of us have watched the show, actually.
00:42:43.030 --> 00:42:45.349
I'm multiple episodes behind, and so are you.
00:42:45.889 --> 00:42:49.210
John, you're probably caught up. I'm probably
00:42:49.210 --> 00:42:51.789
going to be going to my island after this. Do
00:42:51.789 --> 00:42:53.250
you guys want to watch it there? Because there's
00:42:53.250 --> 00:42:56.070
a video player there. Yeah, we can. They haven't
00:42:56.070 --> 00:42:58.929
released anything new that I haven't seen. Really?
00:42:59.030 --> 00:43:01.670
On the Mason Digital Circus? What, Glitch? Yeah,
00:43:01.710 --> 00:43:03.869
I've already fucking watched episode four. You
00:43:03.869 --> 00:43:09.039
are actually caught up. That's so funny. I'm
00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:11.880
not caught up. I'll do my homework. Hopefully,
00:43:13.019 --> 00:43:15.380
maybe we can bring it up next week. I don't know
00:43:15.380 --> 00:43:18.860
if Witchy has seen it. Obviously, it would also
00:43:18.860 --> 00:43:20.980
make sense if our guest has seen the show that
00:43:20.980 --> 00:43:22.619
we're fucking talking about. Maybe we'll bring
00:43:22.619 --> 00:43:26.940
it up next week. I was watching right now. DMCA
00:43:26.940 --> 00:43:33.159
claims. Put it on John's dick right here. My
00:43:33.159 --> 00:43:37.659
god. I forgot. Right. We're naming the camera
00:43:37.659 --> 00:43:40.579
John's Dick because, yeah, that's a thing now.
00:43:41.139 --> 00:43:45.139
Okay. Yeah. Right. I definitely like the name
00:43:45.139 --> 00:43:47.559
John's Dick. I'm excited to watch the episodes
00:43:47.559 --> 00:43:49.500
three and four because I haven't yet. I was saving
00:43:49.500 --> 00:43:51.519
them because I thought you hadn't seen them yet.
00:43:51.619 --> 00:43:53.400
And I was saving them for the show specifically.
00:43:55.130 --> 00:43:57.130
Well, I'm probably gonna go rewatch the whole
00:43:57.130 --> 00:43:59.269
series, so I'm gonna go watch 1 and 2, and then
00:43:59.269 --> 00:44:01.769
I'm gonna watch 3 and 4, and then we can talk
00:44:01.769 --> 00:44:05.550
about it. Because I fucking love that show, and
00:44:05.550 --> 00:44:10.789
that is a very cool and awesome good, and a get
00:44:10.789 --> 00:44:15.429
your fucking hand off my - My hand was where?
00:44:17.489 --> 00:44:21.699
Must have been the wind. Must have been the wind.
00:44:21.960 --> 00:44:27.800
It's fucking windy. The wind. It's fucking windy.
00:44:28.900 --> 00:44:33.420
Where's that from? Windy. Is that just a thing
00:44:33.420 --> 00:44:35.619
you said? Okay, and there it goes. I think that's
00:44:35.619 --> 00:44:37.699
the thing that I had been saying, but, like,
00:44:37.699 --> 00:44:41.059
I don't remember where I got it from. So I got
00:44:41.059 --> 00:44:43.460
it from a fucking video of a fox that's just
00:44:43.460 --> 00:44:45.699
sitting there chilling in the wind, and there's
00:44:45.699 --> 00:44:48.579
a dude who voices the fox going, It's fucking
00:44:48.579 --> 00:44:56.619
Wimdy! It's a bit Wimdy. I like that now. I don't
00:44:56.619 --> 00:44:59.099
know where I got it from. It must have just come
00:44:59.099 --> 00:45:00.599
from something like that or something, or I heard
00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:04.170
it from somewhere. I get a lot of, like, different
00:45:04.170 --> 00:45:08.010
things from different places and stuff. Or, like,
00:45:08.070 --> 00:45:10.750
the Johnisms, as some of us call it. Because
00:45:10.750 --> 00:45:13.449
there's a few different phrases and things that
00:45:13.449 --> 00:45:17.210
I typically end up saying. Like, if someone says
00:45:17.210 --> 00:45:20.349
a word that is really confusing or long or something
00:45:20.349 --> 00:45:22.369
or weird, then I'm just like, what'd you call
00:45:22.369 --> 00:45:27.829
me? That type of thing. But there's also... There's
00:45:27.829 --> 00:45:34.489
also, like... Like, I don't believe you or that's
00:45:34.489 --> 00:45:36.510
a problem whenever I'm playing games or doing
00:45:36.510 --> 00:45:40.090
something. I hear that's a problem a lot. Yep.
00:45:40.130 --> 00:45:43.909
You hear that a lot from me. It has gotten to
00:45:43.909 --> 00:45:46.369
a point to where other friends of mine have been
00:45:46.369 --> 00:45:48.769
saying it. So Maslow Bubbles is one of them that
00:45:48.769 --> 00:45:52.030
has been saying it a lot as well now. Because
00:45:52.030 --> 00:45:56.829
she just. picked it up from me oh yeah i saw
00:45:56.829 --> 00:45:59.670
them um at uh rose's birthday party which i was
00:45:59.670 --> 00:46:03.510
at uh yesterday which was pretty awesome um i
00:46:03.510 --> 00:46:08.250
have to say it is interesting um you know a friend
00:46:08.250 --> 00:46:10.769
friend of the i would say friend of the show
00:46:10.769 --> 00:46:13.170
friend of mine i think john you've met them and
00:46:13.170 --> 00:46:14.710
then gears you might have met them at some point
00:46:14.710 --> 00:46:20.739
yeah um fire rose uh good friend of mine um I
00:46:20.739 --> 00:46:22.800
would say, oh, come on the podcast. But it's
00:46:22.800 --> 00:46:24.300
a little hard to have a mute on the podcast.
00:46:24.539 --> 00:46:30.420
But a little difficult. Wow. So, I don't know.
00:46:30.460 --> 00:46:34.000
Could still try. Who knows? But they're amazing.
00:46:34.159 --> 00:46:36.900
They do a bunch of things. And one thing that
00:46:36.900 --> 00:46:41.579
they do is DJing. And I think this is an assumption
00:46:41.579 --> 00:46:44.219
of mine. That it comes with the territory. Is
00:46:44.219 --> 00:46:45.159
that a reset thing that they've been doing? No,
00:46:45.199 --> 00:46:47.840
they've been DJing for like. A year or a couple
00:46:47.840 --> 00:46:49.420
of years now. I think a year or two. I did not
00:46:49.420 --> 00:46:51.719
know that. Maybe longer. I literally did not
00:46:51.719 --> 00:46:57.579
know that. And they DJed at VRCon before. Did
00:46:57.579 --> 00:46:59.000
you guys pay attention to what was going on at
00:46:59.000 --> 00:47:04.659
VRCon back then? Yeah, fair enough. So I think
00:47:04.659 --> 00:47:07.340
this comes with the territory of being a DJ.
00:47:09.219 --> 00:47:12.699
Where you just have friends and or acquaintances
00:47:12.699 --> 00:47:17.500
of yours that are also DJs. And then the awesome
00:47:17.500 --> 00:47:20.719
thing is you can just have someone do a DJ set
00:47:20.719 --> 00:47:23.900
at your fucking birthday party. Because there
00:47:23.900 --> 00:47:26.360
was live DJs there at the birthday party. So
00:47:26.360 --> 00:47:28.800
it's just like, yeah, sure, I'll have a DJ at
00:47:28.800 --> 00:47:32.420
my party. Fuck yeah. I don't know. I just found
00:47:32.420 --> 00:47:34.900
that kind of interesting. It's like Volt, or
00:47:34.900 --> 00:47:38.840
not Volt, Novid and Vanessa Wolf know a bunch
00:47:38.840 --> 00:47:41.659
of other DJs and stuff in the VRC scene. It's
00:47:41.659 --> 00:47:46.780
funny. Yeah. The DJ scene in VRC is amazing.
00:47:47.139 --> 00:47:50.800
Who was that I met that was also a DJ with Deathwap?
00:47:50.900 --> 00:47:56.739
I was drunk. I go in, and there was, who was
00:47:56.739 --> 00:48:02.699
it? It was Rob Roman. Yeah, Rob. Yeah. I met
00:48:02.699 --> 00:48:05.199
him while I was drunk off my ass, and I went,
00:48:05.340 --> 00:48:09.460
I literally, I look at their voice, or look at
00:48:09.460 --> 00:48:12.340
their thing, and I'm just like, who's Rob Roman?
00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:20.039
You're the mix of Rob Roman's voice. I look at
00:48:20.039 --> 00:48:21.980
their fucking name tag because it's all in one
00:48:21.980 --> 00:48:26.000
word. I'm like, who the fuck is Rob Roman? And
00:48:26.000 --> 00:48:28.840
then I heard it again and went, oh shit. I forgot
00:48:28.840 --> 00:48:31.159
you told me this before, but it's still just
00:48:31.159 --> 00:48:34.159
as fucking funny. But the funny thing is that
00:48:34.159 --> 00:48:36.659
the person who does the, this is Rob Roman's,
00:48:36.659 --> 00:48:40.119
that person isn't even Rob Roman. It's an entirely
00:48:40.119 --> 00:48:43.610
different person. There's another Rob. No, no,
00:48:43.630 --> 00:48:45.030
that's not even Rob. It's a friend of theirs
00:48:45.030 --> 00:48:47.550
that did the voice for that. But I think the
00:48:47.550 --> 00:48:51.230
piece that's actually on that world is his, though.
00:48:51.389 --> 00:48:55.579
Yeah. I met him in Vegas, Rob Rowan. Did you
00:48:55.579 --> 00:49:00.739
kick his ass? I'm kidding. He did a little DJ
00:49:00.739 --> 00:49:03.920
thing in Vegas. He also did it at San Diego as
00:49:03.920 --> 00:49:08.119
well. He did a DJ deal. I didn't go to... I think
00:49:08.119 --> 00:49:10.480
I was invited to the one in San Diego, but I
00:49:10.480 --> 00:49:12.039
didn't go because I knew that there was probably
00:49:12.039 --> 00:49:15.699
going to be people there that morally I cannot
00:49:15.699 --> 00:49:19.619
be around because they've done bad things. I
00:49:19.619 --> 00:49:21.719
know a couple people who have been in some dramas
00:49:21.719 --> 00:49:23.519
before that were going to be there, and I'm like,
00:49:25.269 --> 00:49:28.210
We can also invite Rob. He's got a podcast as
00:49:28.210 --> 00:49:32.050
well. Oh, he does? Yeah, that's what he was there
00:49:32.050 --> 00:49:34.130
with Death Map for is that he was doing a podcast
00:49:34.130 --> 00:49:37.110
with Death Map and the PJKT team. Specifically,
00:49:37.369 --> 00:49:40.369
I think it was Latinos of the PJKT team. Shout
00:49:40.369 --> 00:49:43.550
out Rob Roman's voice. Come on the podcast. I
00:49:43.550 --> 00:49:46.010
said that. I mean, if you want. I said the thing.
00:49:47.389 --> 00:49:53.329
Exactly. I think it was because, again, I was
00:49:53.329 --> 00:49:56.550
drunk while I was there. I was just wanting to
00:49:56.550 --> 00:49:58.630
just kind of poke at death and just kind of cuddle.
00:49:58.829 --> 00:50:03.369
But they were in the middle of recording a podcast.
00:50:03.690 --> 00:50:05.969
I want that quote on one of the books because
00:50:05.969 --> 00:50:07.789
what we said earlier about those books on the
00:50:07.789 --> 00:50:09.789
shelf having just quotes from the show. I want
00:50:09.789 --> 00:50:15.329
shout out Latinas. Shout out Latinas. Shout out
00:50:15.329 --> 00:50:21.929
Latinas. That was a hard line. I'm sorry. I'm
00:50:21.929 --> 00:50:25.730
sorry. We love him. I was drunk on my ass when
00:50:25.730 --> 00:50:29.690
I was there. I was taking bits and pieces. I
00:50:29.690 --> 00:50:32.389
was taking bits and pieces of the conversation.
00:50:32.849 --> 00:50:36.949
For fuck's sake. Holy shit. What are you sorry
00:50:36.949 --> 00:50:40.380
about? You're fine. You come in opening line.
00:50:40.420 --> 00:50:43.960
It's just Latinos. Am I right? Shout out Latinos.
00:50:45.940 --> 00:50:51.059
I think I'll, I think I have one thing I want
00:50:51.059 --> 00:50:52.219
to talk about, but I'll probably save it for
00:50:52.219 --> 00:50:56.719
next week. Um, because with witchy, uh, not necessarily
00:50:56.719 --> 00:50:59.340
with him, but I just have another topic that
00:50:59.340 --> 00:51:01.659
I can probably just save till then because I'm
00:51:01.659 --> 00:51:04.360
going for. 54 minutes, and if I bring it up,
00:51:04.360 --> 00:51:06.139
it could be a little bit of a longer one because
00:51:06.139 --> 00:51:08.920
it's a slightly longer story. So I'll just drag
00:51:08.920 --> 00:51:11.440
it on to next week. 54 minutes and 34 seconds?
00:51:14.300 --> 00:51:19.019
Yes. Sure. 54 minutes and 42 seconds? 43? 44?
00:51:19.500 --> 00:51:23.320
45? 46? 47? You are, like, two ahead of me. Two
00:51:23.320 --> 00:51:26.260
seconds ahead of me. I know. Speaking of TwitchCon,
00:51:26.539 --> 00:51:34.980
there's another story from there. Which is basically,
00:51:35.039 --> 00:51:36.820
like, I ended up hanging out quite a bit. Like,
00:51:36.820 --> 00:51:40.659
I end up hanging out with FurTrap very seldom
00:51:40.659 --> 00:51:42.800
in VRChat, but every time at TwitchCon, like,
00:51:42.860 --> 00:51:47.239
I end up hanging out with him the most. Interesting.
00:51:47.300 --> 00:51:52.139
Other than, like, you guys, one of the nights
00:51:52.139 --> 00:51:56.940
I stayed, not overnight, but I hung out with
00:51:56.940 --> 00:51:59.469
FurTrap at... uh his hotel as well as like legal
00:51:59.469 --> 00:52:03.409
platinum standard pie and 20 lp uh and we just
00:52:03.409 --> 00:52:05.829
ended up playing like smash brothers for most
00:52:05.829 --> 00:52:08.510
of the night and it was really freaking funny
00:52:08.510 --> 00:52:10.650
we had a night at our airbnb where we played
00:52:10.650 --> 00:52:12.090
smash bros too i don't know if you were there
00:52:12.090 --> 00:52:14.630
for that one i think i was because i think i
00:52:14.630 --> 00:52:18.429
played a few rounds i think so yeah i i think
00:52:18.429 --> 00:52:21.309
i played a few rounds i want to bring the switch
00:52:21.309 --> 00:52:27.000
to twitchcon again but i have a better idea uh
00:52:27.000 --> 00:52:30.099
what if i brought the whole fucking the whole
00:52:30.099 --> 00:52:34.079
goddamn wii u and wii modes we play wii sports
00:52:34.079 --> 00:52:38.320
i bring the whole fucking wii u i'm gonna bring
00:52:38.320 --> 00:52:41.139
the whole damn thing and hook it up i i would
00:52:41.139 --> 00:52:45.239
not be opposed that is a recording session it
00:52:45.239 --> 00:52:49.239
is exactly yeah i have exactly three wii remotes
00:52:49.239 --> 00:52:53.460
for us three It's perfect! I'm gonna bring a
00:52:53.460 --> 00:52:56.159
capture card. Because I think I've got one. I
00:52:56.159 --> 00:52:59.880
found my capture card, by the way, guys! Who
00:52:59.880 --> 00:53:03.780
fucking finally found it? I have an Elgato HD60
00:53:03.780 --> 00:53:05.880
that I got on my birthday, like, whenever I was
00:53:05.880 --> 00:53:11.440
15. Same. Mine is the HD60S. I got it when I
00:53:11.440 --> 00:53:15.239
was 15. Hate to break it to you, the base HD60
00:53:15.239 --> 00:53:19.070
sucks. Dick. I got it when I was 15, fucker.
00:53:19.289 --> 00:53:22.349
Okay. It works. And I couldn't get it to work.
00:53:22.389 --> 00:53:24.469
I ordered one off eBay. I couldn't get it to
00:53:24.469 --> 00:53:26.510
work. I looked up the limitations of it online
00:53:26.510 --> 00:53:29.429
after I bought it, and I was like, oh, it can't
00:53:29.429 --> 00:53:32.110
do any of the things I need it to do. So I resold
00:53:32.110 --> 00:53:35.349
it on eBay. Are you talking about pass -throughs?
00:53:35.530 --> 00:53:38.909
Yeah, I think so. So what I was going to do with
00:53:38.909 --> 00:53:42.110
it, I was going to stream some games off of the
00:53:42.110 --> 00:53:44.849
Switch because I wanted to do the whole voicing
00:53:44.849 --> 00:53:50.909
the Zelda stuff. And I finally found my Elgato
00:53:50.909 --> 00:53:55.289
that I can utilize and I can play the games and
00:53:55.289 --> 00:54:00.309
I can fuck. You can fuck. Check out Gears' Twitch
00:54:00.309 --> 00:54:06.969
linked down at F3BPodcast.com as well as all
00:54:06.969 --> 00:54:10.210
of our Twitch links as well. Check out my Twitch
00:54:10.210 --> 00:54:17.230
where I almost never stream. Onlyfans.com Yeah.
00:54:17.230 --> 00:54:20.389
Oh my god, what if I just streamed my usual collabs
00:54:20.389 --> 00:54:23.389
and stuff on OnlyFans instead? I wouldn't be
00:54:23.389 --> 00:54:24.909
opposed to watching it. That wouldn't be the
00:54:24.909 --> 00:54:27.849
most absurd thing I've ever heard. There's a
00:54:27.849 --> 00:54:29.489
lot of people on that platform. There's a lot
00:54:29.489 --> 00:54:33.170
of people. I need to go update the F3Bpodcast
00:54:33.170 --> 00:54:35.570
.com website because I don't think I have your
00:54:35.570 --> 00:54:39.489
Twitch link on there, Gears. No, I do. I do.
00:54:39.630 --> 00:54:41.829
I did it. No, I did. It's there. We're good.
00:54:42.030 --> 00:54:44.179
Nope. Alright then. I don't see it. Oh, it's
00:54:44.179 --> 00:54:46.519
gone. You do need to update it to put my portfolio
00:54:46.519 --> 00:54:48.920
website on now. Oh, okay. Because StarCody .com
00:54:48.920 --> 00:54:52.579
is active again. Oh, okay. And I also need to
00:54:52.579 --> 00:54:54.900
edit the... Fiverr's not coming soon. Okay. I
00:54:54.900 --> 00:54:56.559
also need to edit the... Oh, yeah. Get rid of
00:54:56.559 --> 00:54:58.599
Fiverr. The footer of the page because it says
00:54:58.599 --> 00:55:01.719
copyright 2024. I need to fix that. Come in my
00:55:01.719 --> 00:55:09.679
asshole and make me Obama. We may also just take
00:55:09.679 --> 00:55:11.619
some new pictures of this avatar because we haven't
00:55:11.619 --> 00:55:13.949
done that yet. Has any message been sent to us
00:55:13.949 --> 00:55:18.230
at all? Voice messages? No. Oh, yeah. If you
00:55:18.230 --> 00:55:19.829
guys are listening this far into the episode,
00:55:19.949 --> 00:55:21.690
you're probably pretty invested in the show.
00:55:21.809 --> 00:55:25.469
So go ahead and go over to F3Bpodcast .com and
00:55:25.469 --> 00:55:27.829
scroll down on the page a little bit. There is
00:55:27.829 --> 00:55:31.590
a page where you can send in a voice message.
00:55:34.670 --> 00:55:39.489
F3Bpodcast .com. Yes, Gears. You're spelling
00:55:39.489 --> 00:55:46.650
it out like a fucking kindergarten class. Our
00:55:46.650 --> 00:55:49.889
viewers aren't kindergartners. They're real people.
00:55:51.110 --> 00:55:56.170
Kindergarteners aren't. Really? Get off my fucking
00:55:56.170 --> 00:56:01.070
lap. I ain't Santa Claus. Ho, ho, ho. You can
00:56:01.070 --> 00:56:04.460
send in a voice message. You can send in a voice
00:56:04.460 --> 00:56:06.519
message to the show, and then, uh, I don't know,
00:56:06.519 --> 00:56:08.619
send in any sort of voice message you want. Questions,
00:56:09.079 --> 00:56:12.320
topics, stories, whatever the fuck you want.
00:56:12.380 --> 00:56:14.179
Your goon session? Your goon session. No, no,
00:56:14.179 --> 00:56:15.920
I just sent one. I just sent one, by the way.
00:56:18.900 --> 00:56:20.860
Yeah, you're not checking it, apparently. Oh,
00:56:20.860 --> 00:56:23.019
my God. Check it. Come on. I just sent one. I
00:56:23.019 --> 00:56:26.159
will check it after the show. Check it right
00:56:26.159 --> 00:56:30.820
now. It's funnier. Oh, my God. I can't pull it
00:56:30.820 --> 00:56:33.170
up right now. The audio. Don't we have an email
00:56:33.170 --> 00:56:35.909
as well? We do have an email, which is also on
00:56:35.909 --> 00:56:38.190
the website. Um, I don't know what the fuck you're
00:56:38.190 --> 00:56:39.769
gonna send to us through an email. I don't know,
00:56:39.809 --> 00:56:43.909
a zip -bomb, maybe? Zip -bomb? Yeah. I hope to
00:56:43.909 --> 00:56:47.090
God you send me everything you've got. Your social
00:56:47.090 --> 00:56:50.070
security, your credit card. Send us your social
00:56:50.070 --> 00:56:52.309
security numbers to our email address, contact
00:56:52.309 --> 00:56:56.250
at f3bpodcast .com. Do not do that for legal
00:56:56.250 --> 00:57:00.889
reasons. For legal reasons, this is a joke. For
00:57:00.889 --> 00:57:04.050
legal reasons, we are in big trouble. Send it
00:57:04.050 --> 00:57:06.230
to General Electric. Send it to General Electric.
00:57:08.030 --> 00:57:10.449
They know what to do with it. They need to start
00:57:10.449 --> 00:57:12.429
a defamation case against us ASAP. Just like
00:57:12.429 --> 00:57:17.010
Elon. They really need to. It would be in their
00:57:17.010 --> 00:57:22.750
best interest. Oh my god. What was it that you
00:57:22.750 --> 00:57:25.869
said during that entire time during one recording
00:57:25.869 --> 00:57:28.389
that just never went out because of how pissed
00:57:28.389 --> 00:57:31.550
I was at certain things? It was like, um, what
00:57:31.550 --> 00:57:36.809
was it? The Twitter or x .com AI thing? Grok.
00:57:36.869 --> 00:57:42.769
Oh. I talk to Grok often. He's really wonderful.
00:57:44.409 --> 00:57:46.889
Remember that episode? I got so pissed. I - I
00:57:46.889 --> 00:57:49.829
- I - I support dating advice, and he gave me
00:57:49.829 --> 00:57:51.730
some really good stuff. Although he did mention
00:57:51.730 --> 00:57:53.530
a few weird things about, like, Elon Musk being,
00:57:53.570 --> 00:57:55.130
like, the overlord and, like, the one who will
00:57:55.130 --> 00:57:57.449
save us all and the next messiah. But, like,
00:57:57.489 --> 00:58:00.010
other than that, like, Grog's pretty amazing.
00:58:00.829 --> 00:58:06.630
Minefure. Nano's pissed. Nano's pissed. Because
00:58:06.630 --> 00:58:10.510
Nano's heard this same fucking bit for over a
00:58:10.510 --> 00:58:21.849
year now. It's still Twitter on my phone. It
00:58:21.849 --> 00:58:23.590
still says Twitter, and I still got the Twitter
00:58:23.590 --> 00:58:25.989
icon. I changed it on my phone. It's still Twitter.
00:58:26.090 --> 00:58:29.309
You have Android, don't you? Yeah, I do. I don't
00:58:29.309 --> 00:58:30.889
know why they named it X. It's such a stupid
00:58:30.889 --> 00:58:34.570
name. Because he has this actual... He gets off
00:58:34.570 --> 00:58:39.449
extremely to the thought of the letter X. It's
00:58:39.449 --> 00:58:43.619
fucking crazy. It's weird. Do you think he has
00:58:43.619 --> 00:58:50.719
an exfilia? Plus one. That's a good joke. That's
00:58:50.719 --> 00:58:53.980
a good joke. Write that down. That's a good one.
00:58:54.019 --> 00:58:57.000
That goes in your comedy routine. We'll put that
00:58:57.000 --> 00:59:00.079
on the books. We'll put that on the books. It
00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:02.639
goes in the books. Do you think he has an exfilia?
00:59:02.800 --> 00:59:04.679
Oh, no. You know what? I'm making a prediction
00:59:04.679 --> 00:59:07.119
right now. I'm making a prediction for next episode.
00:59:08.360 --> 00:59:10.480
I'm making a prediction because we have books
00:59:10.480 --> 00:59:14.280
on the bookshelf. Shocking, I know. There's this
00:59:14.280 --> 00:59:17.579
one stream of mine where something something
00:59:17.579 --> 00:59:20.139
about the books. So, Witchy just kept screaming
00:59:20.139 --> 00:59:22.739
about the books. It was like Observation Duty,
00:59:22.880 --> 00:59:24.360
I think. Like one of the Spot the Difference
00:59:24.360 --> 00:59:29.039
games. Oh. And he was just screaming, you didn't
00:59:29.039 --> 00:59:32.239
check the books! It was the books! I think I
00:59:32.239 --> 00:59:34.500
remember this. I'm predicting he's going to see
00:59:34.500 --> 00:59:35.880
the books on the bookshelf and he's going to
00:59:35.880 --> 00:59:40.550
mention something about the books. And we'll
00:59:40.550 --> 00:59:46.309
see if that happens. Cock chair. Yeah. Speaking
00:59:46.309 --> 00:59:51.670
of bits, there's a recent thing that I'm trying
00:59:51.670 --> 00:59:53.349
to pick up a little bit more. I told Gears about
00:59:53.349 --> 00:59:58.210
this earlier. It's a whole comedy bit thing from
00:59:58.210 --> 01:00:02.269
the legendary Dana Carvey who came up with someone
01:00:02.269 --> 01:00:06.429
who's from Boston or from New York and is extremely
01:00:06.429 --> 01:00:09.320
wealthy. and has like every and like extremely
01:00:09.320 --> 01:00:11.280
successful and has everything that they want
01:00:11.280 --> 01:00:13.440
but they still have to be like upset or angry
01:00:13.440 --> 01:00:17.900
about something it's where it's just like it's
01:00:17.900 --> 01:00:20.260
like an interview type thing and she's like so
01:00:20.260 --> 01:00:24.159
sir i hear that uh you have a very wealthy establishment
01:00:24.159 --> 01:00:27.300
you've been able to accumulate a very large amount
01:00:27.300 --> 01:00:29.780
of money you've basically got like 150 million
01:00:29.780 --> 01:00:33.420
dollars of, um, assets, you know, and he's like,
01:00:33.519 --> 01:00:35.860
you know, yeah, I do, I've got a pretty good
01:00:35.860 --> 01:00:37.820
life, but you know what drives me fucking insane?
01:00:39.019 --> 01:00:44.320
Curly fries! What? Why are they in a circle?
01:00:44.579 --> 01:00:47.539
Just make them a straight fry! Why is, what,
01:00:47.559 --> 01:00:50.579
what are you thinking? They're doing the freaking
01:00:50.579 --> 01:00:56.139
fries gay! They're not straight! Yeah! Yeah!
01:00:58.510 --> 01:01:01.969
Yeah, they're turning the fries gay. This is
01:01:01.969 --> 01:01:04.530
abysmal. And that's all the time we have for
01:01:04.530 --> 01:01:07.349
tonight's episode. Excuse me, you're not John.
01:01:08.090 --> 01:01:12.289
I'm not. Sorry. John, go ahead. You know what
01:01:12.289 --> 01:01:17.610
drives me out of my fucking mind? Cotton candy!
01:01:17.949 --> 01:01:21.230
Is it a fucking candy, or is it air? Pick between
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the two. Fucking, fucking, I'm buying another
01:01:23.610 --> 01:01:29.679
yacht. I swear to God, if you broke something
01:01:29.679 --> 01:01:32.960
over your knee, that'd be funny. I think I hurt
01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:35.659
my knee more than anything. I knocked over a
01:01:35.659 --> 01:01:38.480
water bottle, but it's fine. No, the water bottle!
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Water bottle harassment. I'm going to cancel
01:01:40.559 --> 01:01:42.760
you on fucking, if X formally known as Twitter.
01:01:42.800 --> 01:01:44.920
I'm calling the water bottle police. I'm writing
01:01:44.920 --> 01:01:47.039
a twit longer. I'm writing an X longer about
01:01:47.039 --> 01:01:49.679
you harassing these fucking water bottles. Is
01:01:49.679 --> 01:01:59.530
it made by Grok? Did you get it from Grok? Anyways.
01:02:00.010 --> 01:02:05.110
Through this insane accident, we found a manuscript
01:02:05.110 --> 01:02:08.030
where now you own the entire island of Maui.
01:02:08.030 --> 01:02:10.170
You now have the entire island. You are now the
01:02:10.170 --> 01:02:13.510
wealthiest man on Earth. Congratulations. You
01:02:13.510 --> 01:02:16.050
have everything now. Yeah, that's pretty good,
01:02:16.110 --> 01:02:20.210
but you know what drives me fucking insane? Try
01:02:20.210 --> 01:02:23.449
to be fucking insane convertibles just get a
01:02:23.449 --> 01:02:27.869
fucking roof on your car There's no point what
01:02:27.869 --> 01:02:39.889
just get the roof! Outro!
01:02:39.889 --> 01:02:42.550
Sorry I was sucking John's dick. Do you named the
01:02:42.550 --> 01:02:47.530
camera John's dick? Yes, okay putting names on
01:02:47.530 --> 01:02:50.800
things He named that camera right there, John's
01:02:50.800 --> 01:02:53.139
dick. Can we just, can we put like John's dick?
01:02:53.340 --> 01:02:56.280
Just John's dick right there. No one will know.
01:02:56.840 --> 01:02:59.820
No one will understand that. No one will understand.
01:03:00.000 --> 01:03:02.360
No, no, no. No, it just makes me giggle when
01:03:02.360 --> 01:03:05.059
I look at it. I can totally do that. Is that
01:03:05.059 --> 01:03:09.360
a thing I have to do now? Okay. I hereby declare
01:03:09.360 --> 01:03:13.880
the camera. I do declare. I do declare. Is known
01:03:13.880 --> 01:03:23.300
as John's dick. My friends call me dick. What?
01:03:23.400 --> 01:03:28.320
He said penis. No way. He said penis. Dick Johnson.
01:03:29.300 --> 01:03:33.179
Dwayne? Dwayne the Dick Johnson. I have an image
01:03:33.179 --> 01:03:35.980
of that. Dwayne the Dick Johnson? Yeah, Dwayne
01:03:35.980 --> 01:03:40.000
the Cock Johnson. It is Dwayne's face photoshopped
01:03:40.000 --> 01:03:43.619
onto a dick. I love dickachu. It is Dwayne the
01:03:43.619 --> 01:03:47.760
Cock Johnson. I have that. It's exactly as it
01:03:47.760 --> 01:03:50.980
sounds. You guys want to hear about something
01:03:50.980 --> 01:03:54.619
I did when I was younger? Maybe. I used to, I
01:03:54.619 --> 01:04:01.199
drew a dick, but the tip, the head, was the oh
01:04:01.199 --> 01:04:07.579
Pikachu face, and I called it Dickachu. I hope
01:04:07.579 --> 01:04:09.639
I have, I hope I still have the image around.
01:04:09.719 --> 01:04:12.019
If I do, I'll be sending it in the group chat.
01:04:13.239 --> 01:04:16.840
It will take you hours to fucking find it. That
01:04:16.840 --> 01:04:20.599
needs a caption of the, uh, of the, uh, is that
01:04:20.599 --> 01:04:25.159
your gulp pussy? Is that your gulp pussy? It
01:04:25.159 --> 01:04:28.260
needs that caption. Oh my god, that's perfect.
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All of this is going at the end of the episode.
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You want a cold open now? No, this is going in
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the beginning.
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Hello everyone welcome to the Final Three Braincells
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where i take over because john won't start
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this is supposed to be a john intro your name's
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not john today you're green you're not blue welcome
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to the final three brain cell podcast uh welcome
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to episode 100 of the of the show my name is
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John Coday NanoBunTV it's episode 17. Shut up,
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Nano. It's fucking John's intro. Say it right.
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It's episode 100, and this is... I'm Gears. It's
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episode 100. Well, might as well be. Can't believe
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we made it to 100. Yes, we're 100 years old.
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Wait a minute. Days. Not that. 100 days old.
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Weeks. Audio listeners, he's resting his leg
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on my leg. Why? Audio listeners, John's also
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doing the same. No, he's not. My leg is resting
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on my own leg, I'll have you know. Then do I
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do this instead, and then we just kind of do
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the same thing? Audio listeners, we're uncrossing
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our legs. Oh, okay, I'm uncrossing my legs. No,
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you, okay, no, no, no. No, no, no, you gotta
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do it like how, like, me and Gears are doing
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it. You don't cross your leg, you, like, put
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the leg, like, right here. That makes my hip
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tracker spaz out. I can't do that one. So if
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I go like this and crush my nuts, do I become
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a woman? Close enough. Close enough. Close enough.
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You know, if you just hit it in the wrong way,
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it just goes - The answer is yes. The answer
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is yes, but your wife will be very upset. Babe,
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I'm sorry I crushed my nuts! I think I heard
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her screaming in the background. I think I heard
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her screaming in the background. You see the
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thing is with with the injuries that you that
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you get like with how you injured your finger
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this would not yeah It wouldn't surprise me if
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you just obliterated your balls It's not how
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to have a character So that's my second broken
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finger on my hand. I had a broken pinky from
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a while ago I have a cut on my I have a laceration
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on my middle finger on my my left hand I also
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burned the living shit on my arm on my left and
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my right I burned the fuck out of the bottom
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of my left foot No, it was my right foot. And
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I love my legs because they're gone. So this
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is the last episode of the show. Long pause.
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Before we do guest episodes. Yeah. So this is
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the last episode of the show. Just full stops.
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So, we're having guests on. We're getting sued
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by General Electric for making way too many jokes.
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We're getting sued by General Electric for having
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their shittily drawn logo over on the shelf.
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Yeah. Finally got the cease and desist. I did
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genuinely make that logo in MS Paint. Phenomenal.
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I made my entire avatar in MS Paint. No, you
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didn't. You didn't even make it. You didn't even
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make it. Shut up. We're right. It's a problem.
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We're right. We're also right about it being
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episode 100. Put away the gun. Put away the gun
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that I gave you. Audio listeners, he's shooting
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me in the fucking head. Oh, yeah. I don't know
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if I mentioned it last episode. What? Chuckle
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Sandwich ended during our hiatus. So we're going
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to be having our first guest episode next week.
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Yeah, we're having Ted Nivison on the show from
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Truckle Sandwich. Trying to get the frying pan.
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Witchy's gonna be like, what the fuck? Sorry,
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we're having Ted on. Yeah, too bad, Witchy. Sorry,
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Witchy. You can be in the cuck chair, though.
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Obviously. In the corner. So we've mentioned
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before on the show that Witchy's essentially
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going to be our first guest based off of a nano
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principle. I think the only set and sewn principle
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was like, oh yeah, no, no. And Witchy got first
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dibs because Witchy was originally going to be
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one of the final three brain cells. But then
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I decided on us three. Yeah, I became the replacement
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for fucking witchy. I have no idea why. You came
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back to life. Yeah, I came back after like a
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fucking 15 year hiatus pretty much. He's an honorable
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brain cell. I exist, guys. He's not a brain cell.
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He doesn't have any. Honorary. I really like
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that. Honorable brain cells. It's really funny.
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Every single guest we have on, which, you know,
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should we do the thing that Volt was doing on
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his show where, like, there's an item in the
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set for each and every guest we have on? Like,
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we have a shelf over there. How about we do a
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cutout of their avatar? We say no, but that's
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effort for me. I mean. Oh yeah, true. I don't
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have to deal with that. Yeah. We can do it. We
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can do it. Stare into my eyes, Nano. Okay. What
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about a cutout of their avatar? Just over there.
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Stacked. All the way over there. Stacking a massive
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pile of cardboard cutouts in the corner of the
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room. Like, I hoped it got at one point that
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there's just gonna be, like, it's gonna be all
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the way to the fucking ceiling, and then there's
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just gonna be, like, an image of Squidward up
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there. Like, as if it was all crab baddies. I'm
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just remembering back to an Unus Ons episode
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with cardboard cutouts. And they put a fucking
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photo of Benjamin Franklin's face on the ketchup
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bottle cardboard cutout. Who the fuck makes and
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who the fuck buys a cardboard cutout of a bottle
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of ketchup? Like a grocery store? I don't know.
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Yes. Yes, Nano. Buy our ketchup. And me, who
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wants to shove it up my ass. You can't shove
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the cardboard up your ass. But I didn't. Not
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with that attitude. Exactly, exactly. If I can
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fit two raccoons up my ass, then I can fit a
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ketchup bottle cardboard cutout. What have you
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been doing with - I was gonna say, what have
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you been doing with Faye? Oh, this is why Faye's
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been sick, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, this is why
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Faye's been sick. That explains everything. This
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is why Faye has been sick. Oh, you are. You're
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sick. You're a sick motherfucker. Yeah, I'm here.
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Okay, we are... We are... We are good friends,
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and we are there for our friend who is not feeling
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well, okay? We don't shove them up our asses.
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I'm writing the apology right now. I'm writing
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this web longer right now. I'm very sorry to
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the editor of the show, final three brain cells
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editor, Faye the raccoon, for shoving her up
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her ass simultaneously. All of us. Every one
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of us. All at once. So what if I wanted to just
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cum all over the place? You keep that in. Oh.
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Yeah, we keep that part in, but we cut out, like,
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the beginning and the after, so it's just that
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line. Now, just cover the screen with white splooge,
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I believe in you. God, okay, we're really getting
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our money's worth of this editor that we're underpaying.
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We're not. I mean, she's getting paid as much
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as you did during the time you were editing.
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How much was I getting paid? Like barely that
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much. We called you a slave for a reason. I was
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getting paid when I was editing for Echo. I think
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I asked for more at some point and they obliged.
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I don't remember how much either amount was,
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though. Is this child labor? I was getting paid.
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It was pretty much child labor. It was child
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labor when I was editing. Thank you, Echo, for
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indulging child labor laws or breaking child
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labor laws. My God. So with the guest episodes,
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we'll have them kind of like every other week
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or like. Every so often like pretty frequently
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over time you're like once a month just to kind
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of keep it But it could be a little bit I guess
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though We're gonna burn through all our guests,
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and then we're gonna get to back to regular episode
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Totally doing with us having repeats, and I'm
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sure a lot of people would be very open to doing
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oh yeah It's just the average orgy session every
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single time they come back Yeah. Okay. It's the
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same beat -off session. That's what the cardboard
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cutouts are for. Exactly! A circle jerk of the
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cardboard cutouts. We need to do that. It's a
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weird OnlyFans video. Excuse me, it's called
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OnlyFans. You can find that on the Patreon now.
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There is no Patreon. You can find that on OnlyFans.
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There is a way. Yeah, that would be hilarious.
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We just we do is if we ever do like premium episodes
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We post them on OnlyFans instead of Patreon I'm
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fine with that OnlyFans has got a good price
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like good conversion pricing for like whenever
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you're actually an OnlyFans And the thing is
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that OnlyFans is not only for just you know porn
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you don't have to be a porn star to have an OnlyFans
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Yeah! You do know several artists that do not
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do porn have OnlyFans because the entire platform
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is literally just for fans so that you can post
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primo content. You see, this makes total sense,
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but I never thought of it. But it's porn. It's
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porn. But it's porn. It's mostly porn. It's just
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porn. You learn something every day. Holy shit.
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What are we naming the plant? Greg. Why does
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the plant need a name? We have a plant in the
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set. It's been here since episode one. What do
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we name the plant? Greg. Greg. Greg. Greg. Alright,
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I'm gonna slap a name tag on him. This is Greg.
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And then we have the name tag on the camera.
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Hello, my name's Greg. Can we finally get words
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on these books? Like, I just came here. Or like
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little quotes too as well. Oh, we need quotes
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from the podcast on the books on the shelf. Yeah.
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They're literally all marketing will hit the
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camera. OJ Simpson, well, we already have the
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orange juice. Yeah, I know, I know, but like
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OJ Simpson. No, that's for something else, right?
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The orange juice is for the Jews. OJ Simpson
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comes back. He's making a comeback. He's doing
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a, he's, what now? He's resurrected. He's dead.
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He's coming on my back? What? Back shots? You
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don't win! You'll just have to wait for the back
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shots after the show. From OJ Simpson, apparently.
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Wait, wait, wait, wait. Nano, get up. Nano, get
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up. We need to do this. We need to do this. No.
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Sit back down. You're not OJ Simpson. Sit your
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ass down. I'm doing back shots on Nano! But you're
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not OJ Simpson. I hope. I hope. Huh. You know,
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my dad asked me about the podcast today. Oh,
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God. I was worried he was going to ask if he
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can listen to it. You know, my brother also listens
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to the podcast. Well, yeah, but that's funny.
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And so does my mom. Yeah, that's also pretty
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funny. Hi, Mom. Can I have your number? Hi, Gears'
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mom. Number, please. I will fuck you, and I will
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be your new dad. Both for free? Two for the price
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of one. Get the banjos. Two rolls for the price
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of one. Unusual. The episode is very sexually
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charged. Doling banjos and starts playing in
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the background. Just like, god dang it. I hear
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them off in the distance. Don't worry, when Faye
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was on the show, it was already sexually charged.
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But when me and Gears and John are on the show,
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holy Jesus Christ. Holy jizz us Christ. Holy
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jizz us Christ. Holy jizz us Christ. Yeah, something
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like that. Sure. Something good. Yeah, something
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like that. Do we want to actually like talk about
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a specific topic? Do you guys have anything in
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mind? I'm having fun with this. I'm having fun
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with this too. But do you guys have anything
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interesting that happened this week since the
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last episode? Well, I know there's one major
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thing that interesting that happened this week.
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oh yeah which by the way did you ever get to
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look at it i did actually i did all right nice
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nice so we're gonna talk about this conversation
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and not like we're a tech podcast we're a tech
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podcast because one of one of the dudes is starting
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to do shit that's like that and the other one's
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doing something else entirely different and then
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i'm just here don't worry about it i'm not announcing
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it until later exactly and then nano's jerking
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off in the corner because they're jobless Audio
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listeners, love you to death. I'm not. I'm not
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jerking off in the corner. I am jobless. Wait,
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scratch that, reverse it. Except no. No, you're
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jerking off in the corner, but it's never on
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the podcast. You know, selling your body is always
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legal in several of the content. Good to know.
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So the big screen beyond two weeks. After we
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hit. After we hit. I'm sorry, but Nano, your
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hip tracker went away, so he said, good to know
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you fucking went up and then down. Yeah, I know.
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My hip tracker has issues. Hip thrust. Hip thrust.
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Hip thrust. Get like a 3 .0 for like that specific
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tracker. It's a Tundra. It should work fine.
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Get a 3 .0 for that specific tracker. All right.
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So the big screen beyond two was announced. Thoughts
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and opinions, gentlemen. If you don't know, if
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you aren't in the loop, it's a VR headset. It's
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the sequel to the one I'm wearing on my face.
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It's another 1K headset. A thousand dollars.
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Just a little headset. No controllers, no nothing.
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Do you remember that they also made it a thousand
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dollar headset that has a upgrade you can get
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that literally makes it where you can have eye
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tracking with it and it's also like the tiniest
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eye tracker that's ever been actually made and
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it's specifically for the headset. No modding
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required. No external batteries. It's all hooked
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up to the headset. Eye tracking. Yeah. The whole
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deal is really impressive. It's like $1 ,200
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for eye tracking included, plus also some pretty
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good straps. They have a halo strap that has
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the flip -up visor, so you can just... Oh, yeah.
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And then they were actually doing something that
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I was thinking about doing. Because I've been
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thinking about making a VR headset for a while
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now, and one of the things I wanted to do, because
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PSVR was also one of the biggest inspirations
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for doing a halo strap on the headset, they were
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doing a silicone gasket so it doesn't have to
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be flush on your face. Yeah. Which is pretty
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nice. It's a flexible... It is. It's nice now
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that there is... It blocks out light. It's nice
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now that there is the option to where you could
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actually share a big screen with people because
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they have the non -custom molded faceplate as
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an option. And then you can also adjust the IPD
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with a little screwdriver. I kind of want to
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actually do that. The adjustment on the IPD being
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with a screwdriver instead of a little knob because
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I hate this little knob on the index. I shake
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my head and my IPD adjusts. I'm not kidding.
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I literally just shook my head and the IPD thing
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just showed up. And I'm over here just like,
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motherfucker, I'm not even ingesting it right
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now. Like, shut up. Too bad. I don't need you
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in front of me. Cry about it. Your IPD is getting
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ingested now whether you want it to or not. It's
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so sensitive though, I know. And then my prescription
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lenses I have for this thing literally just,
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they are made in such a way. That if I try to
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Center up my eyes on the actual lenses it distorts
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and blurs out everything except for actually
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no I just can't see but if I go up to the very
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like if I go to the if I go to where my Eyebrows
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are touching the fucking lenses, and I am not
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kidding you like my eyebrows are on the lenses,
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so I have to go down So if I try to center it
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up, it blurry. But if I try - if I go down to
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the very bottom of the lenses and have my eyes
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there where the fucking index is on my cheekbones,
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I can see perfectly. Yeah, I don't know why I
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got this from - it's annoying as fuck. So I have
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to clean off my lenses like a lot and I can't
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have this thing where it's in a comfortable position
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where it's not like on my cheekbones, but it's
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on my like nose where like everything feels really
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nice. And it's not, like, annoying as shit. We
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have a love -hate relationship with VR. Very
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love -hate relationship with VR. Which is why
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I'm making this shit. With the Beyond 2, like,
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later this year, I may debate on getting it.
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Of course, it depends on money at the time. But
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I'm also kind of on the copium train of, dear
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God, Val, please announce something. Yeah. The
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Deckard actually has been announced. It's pricing.
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Yes, it has. Its price... Has it? What? Its actual
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look and form... Not by Valve. Have been leaked.
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Not by Valve, but they have been leaked by a
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very, very considerably trusted source. It is
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somewhere in the later part of 2025. And it's
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going to be about $1 ,200. And hopefully we get
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HLX with it. There's some time around there as
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well. It's also going to be running on SteamOS.
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It's going to be a... It's basically going to
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be like a Quest, but basically Steam. Yeah. I
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hope Valve doesn't stop manufacturing base stations
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for the people who do have indexes and also for
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the sake that the big screen exists. I really
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hope so. Well, the thing is that base stations,
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again, are literally... Most people, even people
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with Quests, still... think base stations are
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pretty much the pinnacle of tracking. You get
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sub -millimeter precision with something so easy
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to do. Tell that to my hip tracker. Woo! There
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it goes. That's occlusion problems that are happening.
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I know. But yes, you get sub -millimeter position
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from literally something that's so easy to fucking
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set up. And the sad part is that the actual base
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stations themselves are literally only there
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because to get a base standard for every single
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headset they needed a base standard for what
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the actual laser array would look like so that
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whenever you're making the headset that you can
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just easily make everything else for the headset
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or whenever make everything for the headset pretty
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much like how it is and it's all put to the standard
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of the base stations so another thing that i
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really like about the beyond 2 is i don't know
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how the fuck they managed it but the beyond 1
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is is 150 grams um convert that from hamburger
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units to whatever the fuck it is in the metric
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system i don't know but uh 50 grams oh right
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grams is yeah convert that to burger units if
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you're american which we are but um the new beyond
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the beyond 2 is somehow lighter at 107 107 yeah
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they fucking shaved off more and they put eye
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tracking in it Well, no, eye tracking is a separate
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tier, separate purchase, kind of. But still,
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like, how the fuck? They basically said, what
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can we, so from our original big screen beyond,
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what is broken with people whenever, like, people
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actually used it for a while? And what can we
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shave off? And then they just did some material
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science shit where they were like, okay, maybe
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we can choose a lighter material next time. Maybe
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we can change the lens material. Maybe we can
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make it smaller. Maybe we can try some different
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things. And they also increased the FOV to be
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110, or 116, actually. I think it's just the
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perfect headset now. Actually, it's about the
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same as Index. I mean, but it's not a fucking
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brick on your face. I mean, it is a brick on
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your face. It's a slim brick. It's a teeny Berk.
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It's a baby Berk. Exactly. One thing also that
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was really awesome is people who recently ordered
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a big screen one. Instead having their orders
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delayed and they're like why are my why is my
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order delayed slightly and then whoa? Here you
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go showing up at your door. Hey. There's a big
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screen, too This is not what you ordered, but
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you're getting a big screen, too. Anyways, you're
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getting a nuclear orange by the way. Don't worry
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I know you ordered black, but oh, oh, that's
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oh, that's not what I want I wonder which one
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did people get if they really do the black one
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They probably got the black one. I'm so torn
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between the colors. I don't know if I want the
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clear or if I want the nuclear orange. They're
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both so good. The clear is so good. Nuclear orange
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is so good too. It's like when you're buying
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Nerf guns back in the day. Wait, okay, okay.
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Did you guys know that during the time that production
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of Nerf guns back in like the early 2000s that
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you could find rare ones? That were either a
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clear coat. Or that were clear. As in like the
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plastic was clear. Or it was a clear red. Clear
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blue or clear green. And that they were basically
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a rarity type. That you could actually get with
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most guns. I actually got a Deploy CS6. That
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was clear. And I have found. Several different
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guns out there. Or several different nerf guns.
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Out there that were like. A clear red. Or a clear
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blue. I actually had a Centurion, which is from
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Mega, that was a clear blue, which is like one
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of the rarest types you can get. I think I would
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probably go with the clear beyond, maybe. I still
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love the nuclear orange so much, but the reason
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I might go for the clear beyond is the beyond
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1 has this little light inside of it. There's
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a little RGB light that you can change the color
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of. I have it set to purple, but the beyond is
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black, so you can barely see that little purple
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light through it. Maybe with the clear one, you
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can see the light through it a bit more. I'm
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going to get the orange one because virtual boy.
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This is true. I'm going to mention this as well.
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So with the one that's clear, if you wanted to,
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you could technically chemically frost it or
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even just mechanically frost it, the actual clear
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coat. So it's just a frosted clear. And then
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whenever that light goes off, the entire thing
00:23:05.549 --> 00:23:12.970
glows. Orange though, but the virtual boy. The
00:23:12.970 --> 00:23:16.529
orange is so good. It's such a hard decision.
00:23:16.589 --> 00:23:20.130
I did not expect an orange beyond, like an orange
00:23:20.130 --> 00:23:24.230
mainstream VR headset, but it's a pretty nice
00:23:24.230 --> 00:23:27.470
shade of orange. So I've also been doing a bunch
00:23:27.470 --> 00:23:29.589
of things with optics today, literally just researching
00:23:29.589 --> 00:23:31.470
about different types of optics, exactly how
00:23:31.470 --> 00:23:33.470
they function, what are the best and the things
00:23:33.470 --> 00:23:37.619
that they do. Honestly, Pancake lenses are pretty
00:23:37.619 --> 00:23:39.460
much like some of the best optics you can make
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they're expensive as shit though Money money
00:23:44.200 --> 00:23:48.059
money But they are they are honestly some of
00:23:48.059 --> 00:23:51.500
the best optics you can make with the only downside
00:23:51.500 --> 00:23:55.420
really being is that The FOV can be really shitty
00:23:55.420 --> 00:23:59.660
with them if you don't change a few things and
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then also they take up so much light they just
00:24:03.720 --> 00:24:05.839
they they take away so much of the light because
00:24:05.839 --> 00:24:07.740
it polarizes the light as it's coming through
00:24:07.740 --> 00:24:10.720
the lens and so it just basically goes yo this
00:24:10.720 --> 00:24:13.740
light just dim it down a bit and so you get really
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dim lights so you have to put more power into
00:24:16.880 --> 00:24:19.140
displays to actually get them brighter or you
00:24:19.140 --> 00:24:22.460
have to get brighter displays so uh you know
00:24:22.460 --> 00:24:25.380
the you know the oculus quest 3 or the meta quest
00:24:25.380 --> 00:24:29.819
3 that one's battery powered it has pancake lenses
00:24:30.559 --> 00:24:33.099
It requires more battery to actually, you know,
00:24:33.119 --> 00:24:36.099
operate a brighter display, which, you know what
00:24:36.099 --> 00:24:38.839
happens? Yo, drain that battery. Battery die
00:24:38.839 --> 00:24:41.980
fast. That's why it only has a two -hour battery
00:24:41.980 --> 00:24:45.859
life when it's on 4K display. And at the brightest
00:24:45.859 --> 00:24:48.940
setting possible. I'm not kidding. It's two hours
00:24:48.940 --> 00:24:52.279
of actual time you can play. Two hours of VR
00:24:52.279 --> 00:24:55.539
play. Yep, and that's not even like connected
00:24:55.539 --> 00:24:57.700
to a PC if you try and connect to a PC it basically
00:24:57.700 --> 00:25:01.200
just Completely fucks over the actual video cuz
00:25:01.200 --> 00:25:03.660
it's like I'm gonna compress it so I can send
00:25:03.660 --> 00:25:06.900
it through a USB And then I'm gonna try and uncompress
00:25:06.900 --> 00:25:10.079
it on the other side Or it compresses when it's
00:25:10.079 --> 00:25:12.380
coming back and then doesn't barely even try
00:25:12.380 --> 00:25:14.400
to uncompress it when it's like at your headset
00:25:14.400 --> 00:25:21.279
So many problems with that fucking headset It's
00:25:21.279 --> 00:25:23.980
- it's great for what it is, but it's - it's
00:25:23.980 --> 00:25:26.859
not perfect. Let me tell ya. It's not perfect.
00:25:28.559 --> 00:25:30.720
I'm gonna build a wall around it. I'm kidding,
00:25:30.859 --> 00:25:36.759
sorry. Oh my god. Around where? Around it? The
00:25:36.759 --> 00:25:40.019
headsets? Yeah. I'm gonna build a wall around
00:25:40.019 --> 00:25:41.819
the goddamn - No, no, no, no. We're gonna build
00:25:41.819 --> 00:25:45.569
a wall around the headsets. All of them. Every
00:25:45.569 --> 00:25:48.730
single one. If you own a Quest 3, there's gonna
00:25:48.730 --> 00:25:51.509
be walls all around your house. You could even
00:25:51.509 --> 00:25:56.130
say your house is made of walls. There could
00:25:56.130 --> 00:26:02.410
be 12 foot high walls. You know, if you really
00:26:02.410 --> 00:26:07.690
think about it, we are surrounded by walls. I'm
00:26:07.690 --> 00:26:14.660
enclosed like a mouse. The way you said that.
00:26:15.000 --> 00:26:16.779
There's something about the way you said that.
00:26:16.960 --> 00:26:18.220
I mean, houses are technically people tanks.
00:26:19.579 --> 00:26:28.640
It's just... Unclosed like a mouse. I mean, there's
00:26:28.640 --> 00:26:29.960
so many things that are enclosed. You gotta find
00:26:29.960 --> 00:26:32.480
the cheese gears. You gotta find the cheese gears.
00:26:32.859 --> 00:26:35.759
Where's the cheese? There he goes. There he goes.
00:26:35.920 --> 00:26:39.099
There he goes into the wall. There's something
00:26:39.099 --> 00:26:42.799
perfect. You found the cheese? You found the
00:26:42.799 --> 00:26:48.359
cheese? Cheese! There's a cock chair as well!
00:26:52.720 --> 00:26:55.500
Audio listeners, you guys heard that, like, crystal
00:26:55.500 --> 00:26:58.359
clear, but to us, that shout sounded like it
00:26:58.359 --> 00:27:02.279
was super far in the distance. Which is why I
00:27:02.279 --> 00:27:05.519
was nervous. I think if Faye actually gets the
00:27:05.519 --> 00:27:08.400
audio, she might have to just cut you out, cut
00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:11.849
you out, and just use your audio. Hey, if you
00:27:11.849 --> 00:27:14.589
go to the back of audio for just a second, then
00:27:14.589 --> 00:27:18.730
you'll hear the faint one. Oh my god, yeah. It's
00:27:18.730 --> 00:27:22.390
so funny. Oh my god. We love distance audio in
00:27:22.390 --> 00:27:24.829
VRChat. VRChat has great audio systems, honestly.
00:27:25.130 --> 00:27:27.049
Like, it really does sound like someone's there
00:27:27.049 --> 00:27:31.569
with you. You compare it to Garry's Mod's shit.
00:27:32.369 --> 00:27:37.349
Shit quality. Quality. That's funny because I
00:27:37.349 --> 00:27:41.630
themed VRChat. I think VRChat is fixing to switch
00:27:41.630 --> 00:27:45.289
over to Steam Audio instead of whatever audio
00:27:45.289 --> 00:27:47.650
system that they've got right now. At least I've
00:27:47.650 --> 00:27:48.990
heard. Yeah, it's in the beta. I don't know.
00:27:49.809 --> 00:27:52.569
Yeah. Honestly, I kind of like the audio. I mean,
00:27:52.589 --> 00:27:59.089
can we switch over to it now? I think it is a
00:27:59.089 --> 00:28:00.730
beta. I just don't know if it's network compatible.
00:28:02.839 --> 00:28:05.059
Well, I'm on the beta, so... Yeah, I'm also on
00:28:05.059 --> 00:28:07.640
the beta. There's a separate beta. There's two
00:28:07.640 --> 00:28:09.579
betas running alongside each other. One of them
00:28:09.579 --> 00:28:13.019
is the Steam Audio beta. Okay, gotcha. Gotcha,
00:28:13.099 --> 00:28:16.920
gotcha. What else? What else is there? So that's
00:28:16.920 --> 00:28:20.880
about everything with the Beyond 2. I definitely,
00:28:21.119 --> 00:28:23.539
I don't know if I'm going to upgrade to it because
00:28:23.539 --> 00:28:26.140
for people who already own a Beyond, the upgrade
00:28:26.140 --> 00:28:29.480
price is, um, it's not a full thousand. Not great.
00:28:29.500 --> 00:28:31.759
But it's like, it's still like 850 or something,
00:28:31.900 --> 00:28:35.339
somewhere around 850. It's like 800 to 850, somewhere
00:28:35.339 --> 00:28:37.079
around there. Somewhere between 800 and 850,
00:28:37.160 --> 00:28:40.380
which is a lot of money. Um, when I already have
00:28:40.380 --> 00:28:43.819
a perfectly functional Beyond 1. So, and it's
00:28:43.819 --> 00:28:47.619
plenty comfortable, but. You know, maybe if I've
00:28:47.619 --> 00:28:50.319
just got a bunch of fucking money to blow, then
00:28:50.319 --> 00:28:53.680
I don't know. I went to an arcade today. I want
00:28:53.680 --> 00:28:59.920
to build an arcade cabinet. We went to the one
00:28:59.920 --> 00:29:05.299
arcade in San Diego as well. So there's this
00:29:05.299 --> 00:29:08.160
really awesome arcade in town. Can you stop?
00:29:09.619 --> 00:29:12.259
How long were you doing that for? Put your hand
00:29:12.259 --> 00:29:17.549
away. What's wrong? Audio listeners, love you
00:29:17.549 --> 00:29:19.630
to death. We're going to need to censor my crotch.
00:29:23.089 --> 00:29:27.809
He just had his hand in a place. So, there's
00:29:27.809 --> 00:29:30.089
this really awesome arcade in my town that's
00:29:30.089 --> 00:29:32.910
just only old school pinball machines and old
00:29:32.910 --> 00:29:35.789
school arcade games. And I mean, like, 80s arcade
00:29:35.789 --> 00:29:40.750
machines. only like 80s and 90s arcade machines
00:29:40.750 --> 00:29:43.730
and it actually sounds like awesome so fucking
00:29:43.730 --> 00:29:48.009
good like og donkey kong og a power play 10 they've
00:29:48.009 --> 00:29:52.390
got a power play 10 there now which is this really
00:29:52.390 --> 00:29:54.769
awesome nes arcade machine that is basically
00:29:54.769 --> 00:29:57.910
an nes with like 10 cartridges slotted into it
00:29:57.910 --> 00:30:00.529
you want to make them like how the old ones were
00:30:00.529 --> 00:30:02.269
made or do you want to make a like a new generation
00:30:02.269 --> 00:30:05.670
so What I want to make is an arcade cabinet,
00:30:05.710 --> 00:30:07.769
like, by getting, like, cutting the wood, you
00:30:07.769 --> 00:30:10.430
know, and putting it all together, and then putting
00:30:10.430 --> 00:30:13.250
a modern display in it, and then just hooking
00:30:13.250 --> 00:30:16.009
up that display to, um, the only thing that needs
00:30:16.009 --> 00:30:20.210
to be inside the cabinet is just a laptop, and
00:30:20.210 --> 00:30:22.849
you just run RetroArch. Or a Raspberry Pi. You
00:30:22.849 --> 00:30:25.170
just put, yeah, you know, and then you just put
00:30:25.170 --> 00:30:28.829
RetroArch. You put a RetroArch install on there,
00:30:29.009 --> 00:30:32.930
and then you just set up a joystick and buttons.
00:30:33.150 --> 00:30:36.190
I mean, 8BitDo already has their joystick and
00:30:36.190 --> 00:30:38.509
buttons thing. So you just put one of those in
00:30:38.509 --> 00:30:39.809
there, and then you have a fully functioning
00:30:39.809 --> 00:30:42.329
arcade machine. And, like, modern displays, some
00:30:42.329 --> 00:30:43.710
people might be, oh, I don't want the super crisp
00:30:43.710 --> 00:30:46.549
pixels. Then you go into RetroArch and you apply
00:30:46.549 --> 00:30:49.150
one of those filters, one of those really fucking
00:30:49.150 --> 00:30:50.890
good -looking filters that makes it look like
00:30:50.890 --> 00:30:55.390
a CRT. I'm honestly going to say this. Go ahead.
00:30:59.460 --> 00:31:03.740
Shenanigans arcade machine. Yes. I'm going to
00:31:03.740 --> 00:31:07.119
cum my pants. I realize with this, it's not limited.
00:31:07.380 --> 00:31:12.819
My narrow POV is just like, oh yeah, let me just
00:31:12.819 --> 00:31:15.400
make it into a retro arch machine. No, it can
00:31:15.400 --> 00:31:18.700
run any game that you can play on a joystick
00:31:18.700 --> 00:31:21.220
and six buttons because that's what the 8 -bit
00:31:21.220 --> 00:31:23.019
do controller has. It's just a joystick and then
00:31:23.019 --> 00:31:26.019
six buttons like a Street Fighter. Street Fighter
00:31:26.019 --> 00:31:27.839
Arcade is also a joystick and six buttons. I
00:31:27.839 --> 00:31:31.559
also have a joystick and six buttons. One, two,
00:31:31.759 --> 00:31:37.440
three, four. My peanuts. My peanuts. What were
00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:40.680
you going to say about it, Gears? Honestly, I'd
00:31:40.680 --> 00:31:44.740
probably just use a CRT. Mostly for the fact
00:31:44.740 --> 00:31:47.460
that a lot of older games run a lot better with
00:31:47.460 --> 00:31:52.160
CRTs. That is true. Yeah. It's all right. Well,
00:31:52.240 --> 00:31:55.000
as if you're emulating, you might as well go
00:31:55.000 --> 00:31:57.480
ahead and go for the more modern. I personally
00:31:57.480 --> 00:31:59.440
want a modern display because I want the option
00:31:59.440 --> 00:32:02.200
to choose between, like, do I want to play this
00:32:02.200 --> 00:32:04.660
game with the crisp pixels or do I want to play
00:32:04.660 --> 00:32:06.900
it with the filter? Like, I can pick and choose
00:32:06.900 --> 00:32:09.819
per game. Yeah. And those filters in RetroArch
00:32:09.819 --> 00:32:13.640
look absolutely gorgeous. I was testing some,
00:32:13.720 --> 00:32:16.059
like, about a month or two ago, and they just,
00:32:16.140 --> 00:32:18.859
they look really nice. There's ones that emulate
00:32:18.859 --> 00:32:22.039
a VHS look, some that emulate a regular CRT look.
00:32:22.500 --> 00:32:26.779
Um, there's some really good ones. Anyways, um,
00:32:27.059 --> 00:32:29.339
yeah, I feel like it'd be a really fun project
00:32:29.339 --> 00:32:31.180
to do. I could do it in, like, my dad's garage.
00:32:31.920 --> 00:32:34.720
Um, and when you think about it, you just, you
00:32:34.720 --> 00:32:37.519
cut some wood, you put it together, you put the
00:32:37.519 --> 00:32:40.000
trim on there so you don't, like, get fucking
00:32:40.000 --> 00:32:43.900
splinters on the edge, and it's pretty, pretty
00:32:43.900 --> 00:32:47.160
solid. It's a screen. A computer of some sort,
00:32:47.240 --> 00:32:51.819
like a Pi or a laptop, and then an 8BitDo controller.
00:32:52.440 --> 00:32:55.680
Or if I really want to, I could like actually
00:32:55.680 --> 00:32:59.960
get a standalone joystick and like wire it up
00:32:59.960 --> 00:33:02.579
and like some buttons and wire those up too.
00:33:02.640 --> 00:33:04.619
The buttons are actually a lot easier to wire
00:33:04.619 --> 00:33:09.559
up than you'd think. But the other option is
00:33:09.559 --> 00:33:11.460
just to use an 8BitDo controller that already
00:33:11.460 --> 00:33:14.720
has a USB connector on it. And I'm plugging this
00:33:14.720 --> 00:33:18.440
thing into a Pi or a laptop. If you're going
00:33:18.440 --> 00:33:20.200
to do a Pi, I'd actually do the buttons instead.
00:33:20.680 --> 00:33:23.339
I'm probably going to do a laptop just because
00:33:23.339 --> 00:33:25.099
a laptop is going to be a little bit more powerful
00:33:25.099 --> 00:33:28.220
than a Pi. And then also, that makes it so that
00:33:28.220 --> 00:33:32.079
I could actually, without needing to do streaming,
00:33:32.680 --> 00:33:35.920
I could play a couple modern games. I could play
00:33:35.920 --> 00:33:38.599
Celeste on there. A Pi is probably not going
00:33:38.599 --> 00:33:41.240
to run a game like Celeste or Shenanigans, but
00:33:41.240 --> 00:33:44.960
a laptop definitely could. A Pi could. If you
00:33:44.960 --> 00:33:46.940
had a Raspberry Pi 5, you should be pretty much
00:33:46.940 --> 00:33:49.000
good to run a lot of things. Actually, they have
00:33:49.000 --> 00:33:50.960
really good processing. Yeah, I don't want to
00:33:50.960 --> 00:33:54.240
risk it. And a laptop would be cheap. You can
00:33:54.240 --> 00:33:57.539
get a ThinkPad for $50. You can get a ThinkPad
00:33:57.539 --> 00:34:02.200
for $50. I would love to see a Raspberry Pi 5
00:34:02.200 --> 00:34:06.380
run Spider -Man 2. I'd love to see how that goes.
00:34:09.159 --> 00:34:12.500
That's a little much. Yeah. I want the option
00:34:12.500 --> 00:34:14.760
to at least try a couple 3D games and see what
00:34:14.760 --> 00:34:16.340
happens. I know it's mainly going to be best
00:34:16.340 --> 00:34:18.460
for 2D games and platformers and stuff, but I
00:34:18.460 --> 00:34:20.340
want to have the option to try 3D games. Technically,
00:34:20.340 --> 00:34:22.920
Shenanigans is 3D. Yeah, kind of technically.
00:34:23.300 --> 00:34:27.599
It's in the 3D engine. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah,
00:34:27.659 --> 00:34:29.840
that's just a cool project I was thinking about
00:34:29.840 --> 00:34:32.239
recently, and I hadn't gone to that arcade in
00:34:32.239 --> 00:34:34.019
a couple years, but it's really cool. They had
00:34:34.019 --> 00:34:37.179
a Fix -It Felix arcade machine there. I didn't
00:34:37.179 --> 00:34:40.510
know they made those. I didn't know that either.
00:34:40.769 --> 00:34:42.489
Yeah, it was fucking awesome. It was a game idea.
00:34:42.670 --> 00:34:45.989
It was the game from the movie. It was pretty
00:34:45.989 --> 00:34:48.250
fucking cool. Although I could definitely tell
00:34:48.250 --> 00:34:52.510
it had a copyright date of like 1982 on it. But
00:34:52.510 --> 00:34:55.530
it clearly had a modern display in it. Like that
00:34:55.530 --> 00:34:57.570
was not some CRT screen. That was definitely
00:34:57.570 --> 00:35:01.469
like an LCD. So it was definitely not made in
00:35:01.469 --> 00:35:07.519
1982. They didn't have those then. I'm so confused,
00:35:07.619 --> 00:35:09.619
though, because it didn't have any branding for
00:35:09.619 --> 00:35:12.239
the Wreck -It Ralph movie on it. It was very
00:35:12.239 --> 00:35:16.199
genuinely just a fixed Felix Jr. arcade machine.
00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:19.360
And I'm like, who made this, and when was this
00:35:19.360 --> 00:35:23.679
a thing? Is this a homebrew, maybe? What is this
00:35:23.679 --> 00:35:26.360
thing? I kind of want to look into it a bit more,
00:35:26.460 --> 00:35:28.760
because I'm really curious about it. If you guys
00:35:28.760 --> 00:35:31.980
ever come down to Iowa for some fucking God -knows
00:35:31.980 --> 00:35:35.800
-why reason, You can come to that arcade. It's
00:35:35.800 --> 00:35:39.739
pretty fucking cool. There's also an amusement
00:35:39.739 --> 00:35:42.460
park here. It's pretty cool. Pretty fun. It's
00:35:42.460 --> 00:35:44.519
not terrible here. Probably more interesting
00:35:44.519 --> 00:35:46.900
here than, like, where either of you live, honestly.
00:35:48.539 --> 00:35:52.239
I mean, you live, like, fucking somewhere in
00:35:52.239 --> 00:35:57.000
Oklahoma. It seems like it'd probably be about
00:35:57.000 --> 00:36:00.139
equal distance. At least, like, any of the major
00:36:00.139 --> 00:36:03.139
ones between, like... somewhere in texas and
00:36:03.139 --> 00:36:06.099
where you live i don't know i'd have to look
00:36:06.099 --> 00:36:08.880
i don't know for sure all right so i think there's
00:36:08.880 --> 00:36:13.559
six flags in texas it's cheap here thing a lot
00:36:13.559 --> 00:36:16.019
of stuff is pretty cheap here you know um because
00:36:16.019 --> 00:36:18.179
it's there's nothing to fucking do here i would
00:36:18.179 --> 00:36:21.150
go bowling I don't know why I'm thinking about
00:36:21.150 --> 00:36:23.289
any of this anyways. We've got TwitchCon. We've
00:36:23.289 --> 00:36:25.090
got TwitchCon, which is going to be crazy. We've
00:36:25.090 --> 00:36:27.389
got TwitchCon to go to later. We've got two TwitchCons
00:36:27.389 --> 00:36:29.449
to go to. That's true. You've got two TwitchCons.
00:36:29.570 --> 00:36:31.750
When is the, how soon is the first one? What
00:36:31.750 --> 00:36:34.469
month is that in? End of May. Literally last
00:36:34.469 --> 00:36:38.489
week of May. End of May. All right. So we'll,
00:36:38.489 --> 00:36:41.090
and you're not going to like, you don't think
00:36:41.090 --> 00:36:42.449
you're going to like cancel like you did last
00:36:42.449 --> 00:36:44.150
time, right? Like you're actually going this
00:36:44.150 --> 00:36:46.679
time. Nope. Because I don't think I'm going to
00:36:46.679 --> 00:36:50.300
get fired this time. Oh, yeah, right. You got
00:36:50.300 --> 00:36:52.059
fired and then you had to cancel it. I forgot
00:36:52.059 --> 00:36:56.480
about that. That fucking sucks. But it'll be
00:36:56.480 --> 00:37:00.280
cool to have an episode that will record actually
00:37:00.280 --> 00:37:05.900
after a TwitchCon. Instead of going to TwitchCon
00:37:05.900 --> 00:37:07.619
and then going on Hayatus for like five months.
00:37:08.519 --> 00:37:11.400
Knock on wood. That's my fault. The time skip.
00:37:11.579 --> 00:37:14.610
My fault. My apologies. Speaking of TimeSkip,
00:37:14.769 --> 00:37:18.250
we didn't really get to a whole lot. I mean,
00:37:18.289 --> 00:37:20.070
them two got to some of the different things
00:37:20.070 --> 00:37:22.190
they did during the TimeSkip, and I didn't quite
00:37:22.190 --> 00:37:27.269
yet. Go ahead. John's gay. Huh? No. You heard
00:37:27.269 --> 00:37:32.150
me. Last I checked, it liked vaginas, but okay.
00:37:33.289 --> 00:37:35.630
Damn. You gotta double check. You gotta double
00:37:35.630 --> 00:37:43.670
check. I had to ask him. And him. Him. it's two
00:37:43.670 --> 00:37:48.610
separate beings between here and there my nuts
00:37:48.610 --> 00:37:55.050
yeah um so during during the time skip uh i've
00:37:55.050 --> 00:37:57.650
been doing so i think before the time skip uh
00:37:57.650 --> 00:37:59.969
i talked about like doing animation work and
00:37:59.969 --> 00:38:02.570
i'm of course i still uh happen to an animation
00:38:02.570 --> 00:38:04.650
work but i ended up transferring over to doing
00:38:04.650 --> 00:38:08.360
a lot of uh 3d that looks like 2d You both have
00:38:08.360 --> 00:38:10.860
seen what I've worked on, but Flash looks great
00:38:10.860 --> 00:38:14.800
in what I've been doing. Okay. It's just porn.
00:38:14.960 --> 00:38:18.039
It's just tons of porn. We're not putting porn
00:38:18.039 --> 00:38:24.059
on the screen. There isn't any. But yeah, so
00:38:24.059 --> 00:38:25.659
taking the Shenanigans characters, make them
00:38:25.659 --> 00:38:27.820
into 3D this time around, and then doing that.
00:38:28.599 --> 00:38:32.820
Because as much as I like to draw, I don't like
00:38:32.820 --> 00:38:35.539
to draw that much. And trying to do, like...
00:38:36.179 --> 00:38:40.440
cartoons and stuff by myself uh with traditional
00:38:40.440 --> 00:38:46.659
like 2d is really rough so yeah sounds fucking
00:38:46.659 --> 00:38:51.900
difficult sounds more yeah so yeah so i'm doing
00:38:51.900 --> 00:38:55.159
3d for a little while uh that being said the
00:38:55.159 --> 00:38:57.019
cartoon i don't know when it's going to come
00:38:57.019 --> 00:38:59.400
out anymore i was hoping to come out soon uh
00:38:59.400 --> 00:39:00.880
i don't think that's going to happen anymore
00:39:00.880 --> 00:39:05.119
because my life has been wild um There's a few
00:39:05.119 --> 00:39:06.820
developments that are happening. Not going to
00:39:06.820 --> 00:39:14.719
talk about it yet. But yeah, pretty much just
00:39:14.719 --> 00:39:17.539
going to be working on animations, 3D animations.
00:39:17.559 --> 00:39:20.820
So I'll probably be doing some like shorts of
00:39:20.820 --> 00:39:24.239
like small animations that I do and then post
00:39:24.239 --> 00:39:27.099
them on my YouTube as YouTube shorts or TikToks
00:39:27.099 --> 00:39:33.119
or whatever. I don't know anymore. Expect that
00:39:33.119 --> 00:39:36.059
stuff soon. I'm also trying to get a new design
00:39:36.059 --> 00:39:38.179
of this. I don't think I've ever talked about
00:39:38.179 --> 00:39:42.820
that publicly. Oh, no, yeah. New design of this
00:39:42.820 --> 00:39:47.940
avatar? Yeah, kind of. So, just more like an
00:39:47.940 --> 00:39:51.079
original character of, like, my persona on VRChat
00:39:51.079 --> 00:39:55.000
or in general. Okay. Like, model made from scratch?
00:39:56.159 --> 00:39:59.380
Yeah, pretty much. So, it's just, it's taking
00:39:59.380 --> 00:40:02.380
a little while because... Busy and struggling
00:40:02.380 --> 00:40:07.380
to come up with character design ideas. Busyness.
00:40:07.500 --> 00:40:12.920
Okay. Let me fucking tell you. This podcast tonight
00:40:12.920 --> 00:40:15.360
was about an hour and a half delayed. On top
00:40:15.360 --> 00:40:19.099
of being technically, I guess, three hours delayed
00:40:19.099 --> 00:40:21.119
than last time we recorded. Staying true to the
00:40:21.119 --> 00:40:24.360
name of Always Late Bun. Always Late Bun TV here.
00:40:24.519 --> 00:40:27.079
Welcome back. Good morning, good afternoon, and
00:40:27.079 --> 00:40:29.079
good evening, everybody. Welcome to another...
00:40:29.360 --> 00:40:33.800
always late stream um i'm just gonna i'm gonna
00:40:33.800 --> 00:40:35.920
i'm gonna pull out an adults thing for a second
00:40:35.920 --> 00:40:40.679
fuck filing your weekly unemployment claim fuck
00:40:40.679 --> 00:40:45.420
that yeah i remember that it's a bitch oh my
00:40:45.420 --> 00:40:47.440
god i just had to do that for the first time
00:40:47.440 --> 00:40:51.679
before this show and holy shit it is just annoying
00:40:51.679 --> 00:40:55.480
and like i think the website is different per
00:40:55.480 --> 00:40:58.400
state so like you guys might have a slightly
00:40:58.400 --> 00:41:00.840
different experience but it might be like mostly
00:41:00.840 --> 00:41:02.480
the same just like different menus and stuff
00:41:02.480 --> 00:41:07.800
but like the generalness of wow this kind of
00:41:07.800 --> 00:41:11.039
blows maybe one blows more than the other um
00:41:11.610 --> 00:41:13.949
That wasn't fun. But we're here and we're recording
00:41:13.949 --> 00:41:16.889
anyways, and I definitely didn't... I definitely
00:41:16.889 --> 00:41:20.250
wasn't put in such a bad mood by doing it that
00:41:20.250 --> 00:41:22.329
I wanted to cancel for today or anything. No,
00:41:22.409 --> 00:41:28.550
no, no. But we're here anyways. Yeah, so what
00:41:28.550 --> 00:41:31.170
else? What else is there today? Here's a thing.
00:41:31.250 --> 00:41:34.469
Here's a bit of homework for Gears and I, because
00:41:34.469 --> 00:41:38.090
you're probably caught up on this already. Gears,
00:41:38.090 --> 00:41:44.690
where the fuck did you just go? Gears is uninterested
00:41:44.690 --> 00:41:48.849
anymore. He's just doing his own thing. Gib?
00:41:49.869 --> 00:41:53.409
Audio listener. I have homework for you and me.
00:41:53.610 --> 00:41:56.670
And it's not the Thousand Year Door homework,
00:41:56.829 --> 00:41:59.710
which we still do need to do. But I have other
00:41:59.710 --> 00:42:02.289
homework. Quit floating off into the distance
00:42:02.289 --> 00:42:03.769
again because I mentioned Thousand Year Door.
00:42:04.010 --> 00:42:07.570
I heard the word homework. I'm uninterested.
00:42:07.730 --> 00:42:12.000
A quest. Oh, okay, maybe, maybe a little bit
00:42:12.000 --> 00:42:18.920
more. A journey! Yeah! That requires work. Hey,
00:42:18.920 --> 00:42:22.920
shut the fuck up and listen to me! I'm okay.
00:42:23.820 --> 00:42:29.139
I don't need to do it. So, The Amazing Digital
00:42:29.139 --> 00:42:32.940
Circus, we were going to do an episode talking
00:42:32.940 --> 00:42:37.269
about the show a while ago. I'm sure you... Did
00:42:37.269 --> 00:42:39.510
they make a new episode? There's quite a few
00:42:39.510 --> 00:42:41.469
episodes. There's quite a few episodes. Since
00:42:41.469 --> 00:42:42.949
either of us have watched the show, actually.
00:42:43.030 --> 00:42:45.349
I'm multiple episodes behind, and so are you.
00:42:45.889 --> 00:42:49.210
John, you're probably caught up. I'm probably
00:42:49.210 --> 00:42:51.789
going to be going to my island after this. Do
00:42:51.789 --> 00:42:53.250
you guys want to watch it there? Because there's
00:42:53.250 --> 00:42:56.070
a video player there. Yeah, we can. They haven't
00:42:56.070 --> 00:42:58.929
released anything new that I haven't seen. Really?
00:42:59.030 --> 00:43:01.670
On the Mason Digital Circus? What, Glitch? Yeah,
00:43:01.710 --> 00:43:03.869
I've already fucking watched episode four. You
00:43:03.869 --> 00:43:09.039
are actually caught up. That's so funny. I'm
00:43:09.039 --> 00:43:11.880
not caught up. I'll do my homework. Hopefully,
00:43:13.019 --> 00:43:15.380
maybe we can bring it up next week. I don't know
00:43:15.380 --> 00:43:18.860
if Witchy has seen it. Obviously, it would also
00:43:18.860 --> 00:43:20.980
make sense if our guest has seen the show that
00:43:20.980 --> 00:43:22.619
we're fucking talking about. Maybe we'll bring
00:43:22.619 --> 00:43:26.940
it up next week. I was watching right now. DMCA
00:43:26.940 --> 00:43:33.159
claims. Put it on John's dick right here. My
00:43:33.159 --> 00:43:37.659
god. I forgot. Right. We're naming the camera
00:43:37.659 --> 00:43:40.579
John's Dick because, yeah, that's a thing now.
00:43:41.139 --> 00:43:45.139
Okay. Yeah. Right. I definitely like the name
00:43:45.139 --> 00:43:47.559
John's Dick. I'm excited to watch the episodes
00:43:47.559 --> 00:43:49.500
three and four because I haven't yet. I was saving
00:43:49.500 --> 00:43:51.519
them because I thought you hadn't seen them yet.
00:43:51.619 --> 00:43:53.400
And I was saving them for the show specifically.
00:43:55.130 --> 00:43:57.130
Well, I'm probably gonna go rewatch the whole
00:43:57.130 --> 00:43:59.269
series, so I'm gonna go watch 1 and 2, and then
00:43:59.269 --> 00:44:01.769
I'm gonna watch 3 and 4, and then we can talk
00:44:01.769 --> 00:44:05.550
about it. Because I fucking love that show, and
00:44:05.550 --> 00:44:10.789
that is a very cool and awesome good, and a get
00:44:10.789 --> 00:44:15.429
your fucking hand off my - My hand was where?
00:44:17.489 --> 00:44:21.699
Must have been the wind. Must have been the wind.
00:44:21.960 --> 00:44:27.800
It's fucking windy. The wind. It's fucking windy.
00:44:28.900 --> 00:44:33.420
Where's that from? Windy. Is that just a thing
00:44:33.420 --> 00:44:35.619
you said? Okay, and there it goes. I think that's
00:44:35.619 --> 00:44:37.699
the thing that I had been saying, but, like,
00:44:37.699 --> 00:44:41.059
I don't remember where I got it from. So I got
00:44:41.059 --> 00:44:43.460
it from a fucking video of a fox that's just
00:44:43.460 --> 00:44:45.699
sitting there chilling in the wind, and there's
00:44:45.699 --> 00:44:48.579
a dude who voices the fox going, It's fucking
00:44:48.579 --> 00:44:56.619
Wimdy! It's a bit Wimdy. I like that now. I don't
00:44:56.619 --> 00:44:59.099
know where I got it from. It must have just come
00:44:59.099 --> 00:45:00.599
from something like that or something, or I heard
00:45:00.599 --> 00:45:04.170
it from somewhere. I get a lot of, like, different
00:45:04.170 --> 00:45:08.010
things from different places and stuff. Or, like,
00:45:08.070 --> 00:45:10.750
the Johnisms, as some of us call it. Because
00:45:10.750 --> 00:45:13.449
there's a few different phrases and things that
00:45:13.449 --> 00:45:17.210
I typically end up saying. Like, if someone says
00:45:17.210 --> 00:45:20.349
a word that is really confusing or long or something
00:45:20.349 --> 00:45:22.369
or weird, then I'm just like, what'd you call
00:45:22.369 --> 00:45:27.829
me? That type of thing. But there's also... There's
00:45:27.829 --> 00:45:34.489
also, like... Like, I don't believe you or that's
00:45:34.489 --> 00:45:36.510
a problem whenever I'm playing games or doing
00:45:36.510 --> 00:45:40.090
something. I hear that's a problem a lot. Yep.
00:45:40.130 --> 00:45:43.909
You hear that a lot from me. It has gotten to
00:45:43.909 --> 00:45:46.369
a point to where other friends of mine have been
00:45:46.369 --> 00:45:48.769
saying it. So Maslow Bubbles is one of them that
00:45:48.769 --> 00:45:52.030
has been saying it a lot as well now. Because
00:45:52.030 --> 00:45:56.829
she just. picked it up from me oh yeah i saw
00:45:56.829 --> 00:45:59.670
them um at uh rose's birthday party which i was
00:45:59.670 --> 00:46:03.510
at uh yesterday which was pretty awesome um i
00:46:03.510 --> 00:46:08.250
have to say it is interesting um you know a friend
00:46:08.250 --> 00:46:10.769
friend of the i would say friend of the show
00:46:10.769 --> 00:46:13.170
friend of mine i think john you've met them and
00:46:13.170 --> 00:46:14.710
then gears you might have met them at some point
00:46:14.710 --> 00:46:20.739
yeah um fire rose uh good friend of mine um I
00:46:20.739 --> 00:46:22.800
would say, oh, come on the podcast. But it's
00:46:22.800 --> 00:46:24.300
a little hard to have a mute on the podcast.
00:46:24.539 --> 00:46:30.420
But a little difficult. Wow. So, I don't know.
00:46:30.460 --> 00:46:34.000
Could still try. Who knows? But they're amazing.
00:46:34.159 --> 00:46:36.900
They do a bunch of things. And one thing that
00:46:36.900 --> 00:46:41.579
they do is DJing. And I think this is an assumption
00:46:41.579 --> 00:46:44.219
of mine. That it comes with the territory. Is
00:46:44.219 --> 00:46:45.159
that a reset thing that they've been doing? No,
00:46:45.199 --> 00:46:47.840
they've been DJing for like. A year or a couple
00:46:47.840 --> 00:46:49.420
of years now. I think a year or two. I did not
00:46:49.420 --> 00:46:51.719
know that. Maybe longer. I literally did not
00:46:51.719 --> 00:46:57.579
know that. And they DJed at VRCon before. Did
00:46:57.579 --> 00:46:59.000
you guys pay attention to what was going on at
00:46:59.000 --> 00:47:04.659
VRCon back then? Yeah, fair enough. So I think
00:47:04.659 --> 00:47:07.340
this comes with the territory of being a DJ.
00:47:09.219 --> 00:47:12.699
Where you just have friends and or acquaintances
00:47:12.699 --> 00:47:17.500
of yours that are also DJs. And then the awesome
00:47:17.500 --> 00:47:20.719
thing is you can just have someone do a DJ set
00:47:20.719 --> 00:47:23.900
at your fucking birthday party. Because there
00:47:23.900 --> 00:47:26.360
was live DJs there at the birthday party. So
00:47:26.360 --> 00:47:28.800
it's just like, yeah, sure, I'll have a DJ at
00:47:28.800 --> 00:47:32.420
my party. Fuck yeah. I don't know. I just found
00:47:32.420 --> 00:47:34.900
that kind of interesting. It's like Volt, or
00:47:34.900 --> 00:47:38.840
not Volt, Novid and Vanessa Wolf know a bunch
00:47:38.840 --> 00:47:41.659
of other DJs and stuff in the VRC scene. It's
00:47:41.659 --> 00:47:46.780
funny. Yeah. The DJ scene in VRC is amazing.
00:47:47.139 --> 00:47:50.800
Who was that I met that was also a DJ with Deathwap?
00:47:50.900 --> 00:47:56.739
I was drunk. I go in, and there was, who was
00:47:56.739 --> 00:48:02.699
it? It was Rob Roman. Yeah, Rob. Yeah. I met
00:48:02.699 --> 00:48:05.199
him while I was drunk off my ass, and I went,
00:48:05.340 --> 00:48:09.460
I literally, I look at their voice, or look at
00:48:09.460 --> 00:48:12.340
their thing, and I'm just like, who's Rob Roman?
00:48:16.000 --> 00:48:20.039
You're the mix of Rob Roman's voice. I look at
00:48:20.039 --> 00:48:21.980
their fucking name tag because it's all in one
00:48:21.980 --> 00:48:26.000
word. I'm like, who the fuck is Rob Roman? And
00:48:26.000 --> 00:48:28.840
then I heard it again and went, oh shit. I forgot
00:48:28.840 --> 00:48:31.159
you told me this before, but it's still just
00:48:31.159 --> 00:48:34.159
as fucking funny. But the funny thing is that
00:48:34.159 --> 00:48:36.659
the person who does the, this is Rob Roman's,
00:48:36.659 --> 00:48:40.119
that person isn't even Rob Roman. It's an entirely
00:48:40.119 --> 00:48:43.610
different person. There's another Rob. No, no,
00:48:43.630 --> 00:48:45.030
that's not even Rob. It's a friend of theirs
00:48:45.030 --> 00:48:47.550
that did the voice for that. But I think the
00:48:47.550 --> 00:48:51.230
piece that's actually on that world is his, though.
00:48:51.389 --> 00:48:55.579
Yeah. I met him in Vegas, Rob Rowan. Did you
00:48:55.579 --> 00:49:00.739
kick his ass? I'm kidding. He did a little DJ
00:49:00.739 --> 00:49:03.920
thing in Vegas. He also did it at San Diego as
00:49:03.920 --> 00:49:08.119
well. He did a DJ deal. I didn't go to... I think
00:49:08.119 --> 00:49:10.480
I was invited to the one in San Diego, but I
00:49:10.480 --> 00:49:12.039
didn't go because I knew that there was probably
00:49:12.039 --> 00:49:15.699
going to be people there that morally I cannot
00:49:15.699 --> 00:49:19.619
be around because they've done bad things. I
00:49:19.619 --> 00:49:21.719
know a couple people who have been in some dramas
00:49:21.719 --> 00:49:23.519
before that were going to be there, and I'm like,
00:49:25.269 --> 00:49:28.210
We can also invite Rob. He's got a podcast as
00:49:28.210 --> 00:49:32.050
well. Oh, he does? Yeah, that's what he was there
00:49:32.050 --> 00:49:34.130
with Death Map for is that he was doing a podcast
00:49:34.130 --> 00:49:37.110
with Death Map and the PJKT team. Specifically,
00:49:37.369 --> 00:49:40.369
I think it was Latinos of the PJKT team. Shout
00:49:40.369 --> 00:49:43.550
out Rob Roman's voice. Come on the podcast. I
00:49:43.550 --> 00:49:46.010
said that. I mean, if you want. I said the thing.
00:49:47.389 --> 00:49:53.329
Exactly. I think it was because, again, I was
00:49:53.329 --> 00:49:56.550
drunk while I was there. I was just wanting to
00:49:56.550 --> 00:49:58.630
just kind of poke at death and just kind of cuddle.
00:49:58.829 --> 00:50:03.369
But they were in the middle of recording a podcast.
00:50:03.690 --> 00:50:05.969
I want that quote on one of the books because
00:50:05.969 --> 00:50:07.789
what we said earlier about those books on the
00:50:07.789 --> 00:50:09.789
shelf having just quotes from the show. I want
00:50:09.789 --> 00:50:15.329
shout out Latinas. Shout out Latinas. Shout out
00:50:15.329 --> 00:50:21.929
Latinas. That was a hard line. I'm sorry. I'm
00:50:21.929 --> 00:50:25.730
sorry. We love him. I was drunk on my ass when
00:50:25.730 --> 00:50:29.690
I was there. I was taking bits and pieces. I
00:50:29.690 --> 00:50:32.389
was taking bits and pieces of the conversation.
00:50:32.849 --> 00:50:36.949
For fuck's sake. Holy shit. What are you sorry
00:50:36.949 --> 00:50:40.380
about? You're fine. You come in opening line.
00:50:40.420 --> 00:50:43.960
It's just Latinos. Am I right? Shout out Latinos.
00:50:45.940 --> 00:50:51.059
I think I'll, I think I have one thing I want
00:50:51.059 --> 00:50:52.219
to talk about, but I'll probably save it for
00:50:52.219 --> 00:50:56.719
next week. Um, because with witchy, uh, not necessarily
00:50:56.719 --> 00:50:59.340
with him, but I just have another topic that
00:50:59.340 --> 00:51:01.659
I can probably just save till then because I'm
00:51:01.659 --> 00:51:04.360
going for. 54 minutes, and if I bring it up,
00:51:04.360 --> 00:51:06.139
it could be a little bit of a longer one because
00:51:06.139 --> 00:51:08.920
it's a slightly longer story. So I'll just drag
00:51:08.920 --> 00:51:11.440
it on to next week. 54 minutes and 34 seconds?
00:51:14.300 --> 00:51:19.019
Yes. Sure. 54 minutes and 42 seconds? 43? 44?
00:51:19.500 --> 00:51:23.320
45? 46? 47? You are, like, two ahead of me. Two
00:51:23.320 --> 00:51:26.260
seconds ahead of me. I know. Speaking of TwitchCon,
00:51:26.539 --> 00:51:34.980
there's another story from there. Which is basically,
00:51:35.039 --> 00:51:36.820
like, I ended up hanging out quite a bit. Like,
00:51:36.820 --> 00:51:40.659
I end up hanging out with FurTrap very seldom
00:51:40.659 --> 00:51:42.800
in VRChat, but every time at TwitchCon, like,
00:51:42.860 --> 00:51:47.239
I end up hanging out with him the most. Interesting.
00:51:47.300 --> 00:51:52.139
Other than, like, you guys, one of the nights
00:51:52.139 --> 00:51:56.940
I stayed, not overnight, but I hung out with
00:51:56.940 --> 00:51:59.469
FurTrap at... uh his hotel as well as like legal
00:51:59.469 --> 00:52:03.409
platinum standard pie and 20 lp uh and we just
00:52:03.409 --> 00:52:05.829
ended up playing like smash brothers for most
00:52:05.829 --> 00:52:08.510
of the night and it was really freaking funny
00:52:08.510 --> 00:52:10.650
we had a night at our airbnb where we played
00:52:10.650 --> 00:52:12.090
smash bros too i don't know if you were there
00:52:12.090 --> 00:52:14.630
for that one i think i was because i think i
00:52:14.630 --> 00:52:18.429
played a few rounds i think so yeah i i think
00:52:18.429 --> 00:52:21.309
i played a few rounds i want to bring the switch
00:52:21.309 --> 00:52:27.000
to twitchcon again but i have a better idea uh
00:52:27.000 --> 00:52:30.099
what if i brought the whole fucking the whole
00:52:30.099 --> 00:52:34.079
goddamn wii u and wii modes we play wii sports
00:52:34.079 --> 00:52:38.320
i bring the whole fucking wii u i'm gonna bring
00:52:38.320 --> 00:52:41.139
the whole damn thing and hook it up i i would
00:52:41.139 --> 00:52:45.239
not be opposed that is a recording session it
00:52:45.239 --> 00:52:49.239
is exactly yeah i have exactly three wii remotes
00:52:49.239 --> 00:52:53.460
for us three It's perfect! I'm gonna bring a
00:52:53.460 --> 00:52:56.159
capture card. Because I think I've got one. I
00:52:56.159 --> 00:52:59.880
found my capture card, by the way, guys! Who
00:52:59.880 --> 00:53:03.780
fucking finally found it? I have an Elgato HD60
00:53:03.780 --> 00:53:05.880
that I got on my birthday, like, whenever I was
00:53:05.880 --> 00:53:11.440
15. Same. Mine is the HD60S. I got it when I
00:53:11.440 --> 00:53:15.239
was 15. Hate to break it to you, the base HD60
00:53:15.239 --> 00:53:19.070
sucks. Dick. I got it when I was 15, fucker.
00:53:19.289 --> 00:53:22.349
Okay. It works. And I couldn't get it to work.
00:53:22.389 --> 00:53:24.469
I ordered one off eBay. I couldn't get it to
00:53:24.469 --> 00:53:26.510
work. I looked up the limitations of it online
00:53:26.510 --> 00:53:29.429
after I bought it, and I was like, oh, it can't
00:53:29.429 --> 00:53:32.110
do any of the things I need it to do. So I resold
00:53:32.110 --> 00:53:35.349
it on eBay. Are you talking about pass -throughs?
00:53:35.530 --> 00:53:38.909
Yeah, I think so. So what I was going to do with
00:53:38.909 --> 00:53:42.110
it, I was going to stream some games off of the
00:53:42.110 --> 00:53:44.849
Switch because I wanted to do the whole voicing
00:53:44.849 --> 00:53:50.909
the Zelda stuff. And I finally found my Elgato
00:53:50.909 --> 00:53:55.289
that I can utilize and I can play the games and
00:53:55.289 --> 00:54:00.309
I can fuck. You can fuck. Check out Gears' Twitch
00:54:00.309 --> 00:54:06.969
linked down at F3BPodcast.com as well as all
00:54:06.969 --> 00:54:10.210
of our Twitch links as well. Check out my Twitch
00:54:10.210 --> 00:54:17.230
where I almost never stream. Onlyfans.com Yeah.
00:54:17.230 --> 00:54:20.389
Oh my god, what if I just streamed my usual collabs
00:54:20.389 --> 00:54:23.389
and stuff on OnlyFans instead? I wouldn't be
00:54:23.389 --> 00:54:24.909
opposed to watching it. That wouldn't be the
00:54:24.909 --> 00:54:27.849
most absurd thing I've ever heard. There's a
00:54:27.849 --> 00:54:29.489
lot of people on that platform. There's a lot
00:54:29.489 --> 00:54:33.170
of people. I need to go update the F3Bpodcast
00:54:33.170 --> 00:54:35.570
.com website because I don't think I have your
00:54:35.570 --> 00:54:39.489
Twitch link on there, Gears. No, I do. I do.
00:54:39.630 --> 00:54:41.829
I did it. No, I did. It's there. We're good.
00:54:42.030 --> 00:54:44.179
Nope. Alright then. I don't see it. Oh, it's
00:54:44.179 --> 00:54:46.519
gone. You do need to update it to put my portfolio
00:54:46.519 --> 00:54:48.920
website on now. Oh, okay. Because StarCody .com
00:54:48.920 --> 00:54:52.579
is active again. Oh, okay. And I also need to
00:54:52.579 --> 00:54:54.900
edit the... Fiverr's not coming soon. Okay. I
00:54:54.900 --> 00:54:56.559
also need to edit the... Oh, yeah. Get rid of
00:54:56.559 --> 00:54:58.599
Fiverr. The footer of the page because it says
00:54:58.599 --> 00:55:01.719
copyright 2024. I need to fix that. Come in my
00:55:01.719 --> 00:55:09.679
asshole and make me Obama. We may also just take
00:55:09.679 --> 00:55:11.619
some new pictures of this avatar because we haven't
00:55:11.619 --> 00:55:13.949
done that yet. Has any message been sent to us
00:55:13.949 --> 00:55:18.230
at all? Voice messages? No. Oh, yeah. If you
00:55:18.230 --> 00:55:19.829
guys are listening this far into the episode,
00:55:19.949 --> 00:55:21.690
you're probably pretty invested in the show.
00:55:21.809 --> 00:55:25.469
So go ahead and go over to F3Bpodcast .com and
00:55:25.469 --> 00:55:27.829
scroll down on the page a little bit. There is
00:55:27.829 --> 00:55:31.590
a page where you can send in a voice message.
00:55:34.670 --> 00:55:39.489
F3Bpodcast .com. Yes, Gears. You're spelling
00:55:39.489 --> 00:55:46.650
it out like a fucking kindergarten class. Our
00:55:46.650 --> 00:55:49.889
viewers aren't kindergartners. They're real people.
00:55:51.110 --> 00:55:56.170
Kindergarteners aren't. Really? Get off my fucking
00:55:56.170 --> 00:56:01.070
lap. I ain't Santa Claus. Ho, ho, ho. You can
00:56:01.070 --> 00:56:04.460
send in a voice message. You can send in a voice
00:56:04.460 --> 00:56:06.519
message to the show, and then, uh, I don't know,
00:56:06.519 --> 00:56:08.619
send in any sort of voice message you want. Questions,
00:56:09.079 --> 00:56:12.320
topics, stories, whatever the fuck you want.
00:56:12.380 --> 00:56:14.179
Your goon session? Your goon session. No, no,
00:56:14.179 --> 00:56:15.920
I just sent one. I just sent one, by the way.
00:56:18.900 --> 00:56:20.860
Yeah, you're not checking it, apparently. Oh,
00:56:20.860 --> 00:56:23.019
my God. Check it. Come on. I just sent one. I
00:56:23.019 --> 00:56:26.159
will check it after the show. Check it right
00:56:26.159 --> 00:56:30.820
now. It's funnier. Oh, my God. I can't pull it
00:56:30.820 --> 00:56:33.170
up right now. The audio. Don't we have an email
00:56:33.170 --> 00:56:35.909
as well? We do have an email, which is also on
00:56:35.909 --> 00:56:38.190
the website. Um, I don't know what the fuck you're
00:56:38.190 --> 00:56:39.769
gonna send to us through an email. I don't know,
00:56:39.809 --> 00:56:43.909
a zip -bomb, maybe? Zip -bomb? Yeah. I hope to
00:56:43.909 --> 00:56:47.090
God you send me everything you've got. Your social
00:56:47.090 --> 00:56:50.070
security, your credit card. Send us your social
00:56:50.070 --> 00:56:52.309
security numbers to our email address, contact
00:56:52.309 --> 00:56:56.250
at f3bpodcast .com. Do not do that for legal
00:56:56.250 --> 00:57:00.889
reasons. For legal reasons, this is a joke. For
00:57:00.889 --> 00:57:04.050
legal reasons, we are in big trouble. Send it
00:57:04.050 --> 00:57:06.230
to General Electric. Send it to General Electric.
00:57:08.030 --> 00:57:10.449
They know what to do with it. They need to start
00:57:10.449 --> 00:57:12.429
a defamation case against us ASAP. Just like
00:57:12.429 --> 00:57:17.010
Elon. They really need to. It would be in their
00:57:17.010 --> 00:57:22.750
best interest. Oh my god. What was it that you
00:57:22.750 --> 00:57:25.869
said during that entire time during one recording
00:57:25.869 --> 00:57:28.389
that just never went out because of how pissed
00:57:28.389 --> 00:57:31.550
I was at certain things? It was like, um, what
00:57:31.550 --> 00:57:36.809
was it? The Twitter or x .com AI thing? Grok.
00:57:36.869 --> 00:57:42.769
Oh. I talk to Grok often. He's really wonderful.
00:57:44.409 --> 00:57:46.889
Remember that episode? I got so pissed. I - I
00:57:46.889 --> 00:57:49.829
- I - I support dating advice, and he gave me
00:57:49.829 --> 00:57:51.730
some really good stuff. Although he did mention
00:57:51.730 --> 00:57:53.530
a few weird things about, like, Elon Musk being,
00:57:53.570 --> 00:57:55.130
like, the overlord and, like, the one who will
00:57:55.130 --> 00:57:57.449
save us all and the next messiah. But, like,
00:57:57.489 --> 00:58:00.010
other than that, like, Grog's pretty amazing.
00:58:00.829 --> 00:58:06.630
Minefure. Nano's pissed. Nano's pissed. Because
00:58:06.630 --> 00:58:10.510
Nano's heard this same fucking bit for over a
00:58:10.510 --> 00:58:21.849
year now. It's still Twitter on my phone. It
00:58:21.849 --> 00:58:23.590
still says Twitter, and I still got the Twitter
00:58:23.590 --> 00:58:25.989
icon. I changed it on my phone. It's still Twitter.
00:58:26.090 --> 00:58:29.309
You have Android, don't you? Yeah, I do. I don't
00:58:29.309 --> 00:58:30.889
know why they named it X. It's such a stupid
00:58:30.889 --> 00:58:34.570
name. Because he has this actual... He gets off
00:58:34.570 --> 00:58:39.449
extremely to the thought of the letter X. It's
00:58:39.449 --> 00:58:43.619
fucking crazy. It's weird. Do you think he has
00:58:43.619 --> 00:58:50.719
an exfilia? Plus one. That's a good joke. That's
00:58:50.719 --> 00:58:53.980
a good joke. Write that down. That's a good one.
00:58:54.019 --> 00:58:57.000
That goes in your comedy routine. We'll put that
00:58:57.000 --> 00:59:00.079
on the books. We'll put that on the books. It
00:59:00.079 --> 00:59:02.639
goes in the books. Do you think he has an exfilia?
00:59:02.800 --> 00:59:04.679
Oh, no. You know what? I'm making a prediction
00:59:04.679 --> 00:59:07.119
right now. I'm making a prediction for next episode.
00:59:08.360 --> 00:59:10.480
I'm making a prediction because we have books
00:59:10.480 --> 00:59:14.280
on the bookshelf. Shocking, I know. There's this
00:59:14.280 --> 00:59:17.579
one stream of mine where something something
00:59:17.579 --> 00:59:20.139
about the books. So, Witchy just kept screaming
00:59:20.139 --> 00:59:22.739
about the books. It was like Observation Duty,
00:59:22.880 --> 00:59:24.360
I think. Like one of the Spot the Difference
00:59:24.360 --> 00:59:29.039
games. Oh. And he was just screaming, you didn't
00:59:29.039 --> 00:59:32.239
check the books! It was the books! I think I
00:59:32.239 --> 00:59:34.500
remember this. I'm predicting he's going to see
00:59:34.500 --> 00:59:35.880
the books on the bookshelf and he's going to
00:59:35.880 --> 00:59:40.550
mention something about the books. And we'll
00:59:40.550 --> 00:59:46.309
see if that happens. Cock chair. Yeah. Speaking
00:59:46.309 --> 00:59:51.670
of bits, there's a recent thing that I'm trying
00:59:51.670 --> 00:59:53.349
to pick up a little bit more. I told Gears about
00:59:53.349 --> 00:59:58.210
this earlier. It's a whole comedy bit thing from
00:59:58.210 --> 01:00:02.269
the legendary Dana Carvey who came up with someone
01:00:02.269 --> 01:00:06.429
who's from Boston or from New York and is extremely
01:00:06.429 --> 01:00:09.320
wealthy. and has like every and like extremely
01:00:09.320 --> 01:00:11.280
successful and has everything that they want
01:00:11.280 --> 01:00:13.440
but they still have to be like upset or angry
01:00:13.440 --> 01:00:17.900
about something it's where it's just like it's
01:00:17.900 --> 01:00:20.260
like an interview type thing and she's like so
01:00:20.260 --> 01:00:24.159
sir i hear that uh you have a very wealthy establishment
01:00:24.159 --> 01:00:27.300
you've been able to accumulate a very large amount
01:00:27.300 --> 01:00:29.780
of money you've basically got like 150 million
01:00:29.780 --> 01:00:33.420
dollars of, um, assets, you know, and he's like,
01:00:33.519 --> 01:00:35.860
you know, yeah, I do, I've got a pretty good
01:00:35.860 --> 01:00:37.820
life, but you know what drives me fucking insane?
01:00:39.019 --> 01:00:44.320
Curly fries! What? Why are they in a circle?
01:00:44.579 --> 01:00:47.539
Just make them a straight fry! Why is, what,
01:00:47.559 --> 01:00:50.579
what are you thinking? They're doing the freaking
01:00:50.579 --> 01:00:56.139
fries gay! They're not straight! Yeah! Yeah!
01:00:58.510 --> 01:01:01.969
Yeah, they're turning the fries gay. This is
01:01:01.969 --> 01:01:04.530
abysmal. And that's all the time we have for
01:01:04.530 --> 01:01:07.349
tonight's episode. Excuse me, you're not John.
01:01:08.090 --> 01:01:12.289
I'm not. Sorry. John, go ahead. You know what
01:01:12.289 --> 01:01:17.610
drives me out of my fucking mind? Cotton candy!
01:01:17.949 --> 01:01:21.230
Is it a fucking candy, or is it air? Pick between
01:01:21.230 --> 01:01:23.610
the two. Fucking, fucking, I'm buying another
01:01:23.610 --> 01:01:29.679
yacht. I swear to God, if you broke something
01:01:29.679 --> 01:01:32.960
over your knee, that'd be funny. I think I hurt
01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:35.659
my knee more than anything. I knocked over a
01:01:35.659 --> 01:01:38.480
water bottle, but it's fine. No, the water bottle!
01:01:38.679 --> 01:01:40.559
Water bottle harassment. I'm going to cancel
01:01:40.559 --> 01:01:42.760
you on fucking, if X formally known as Twitter.
01:01:42.800 --> 01:01:44.920
I'm calling the water bottle police. I'm writing
01:01:44.920 --> 01:01:47.039
a twit longer. I'm writing an X longer about
01:01:47.039 --> 01:01:49.679
you harassing these fucking water bottles. Is
01:01:49.679 --> 01:01:59.530
it made by Grok? Did you get it from Grok? Anyways.
01:02:00.010 --> 01:02:05.110
Through this insane accident, we found a manuscript
01:02:05.110 --> 01:02:08.030
where now you own the entire island of Maui.
01:02:08.030 --> 01:02:10.170
You now have the entire island. You are now the
01:02:10.170 --> 01:02:13.510
wealthiest man on Earth. Congratulations. You
01:02:13.510 --> 01:02:16.050
have everything now. Yeah, that's pretty good,
01:02:16.110 --> 01:02:20.210
but you know what drives me fucking insane? Try
01:02:20.210 --> 01:02:23.449
to be fucking insane convertibles just get a
01:02:23.449 --> 01:02:27.869
fucking roof on your car There's no point what
01:02:27.869 --> 01:02:39.889
just get the roof! Outro!
01:02:39.889 --> 01:02:42.550
Sorry I was sucking John's dick. Do you named the
01:02:42.550 --> 01:02:47.530
camera John's dick? Yes, okay putting names on
01:02:47.530 --> 01:02:50.800
things He named that camera right there, John's
01:02:50.800 --> 01:02:53.139
dick. Can we just, can we put like John's dick?
01:02:53.340 --> 01:02:56.280
Just John's dick right there. No one will know.
01:02:56.840 --> 01:02:59.820
No one will understand that. No one will understand.
01:03:00.000 --> 01:03:02.360
No, no, no. No, it just makes me giggle when
01:03:02.360 --> 01:03:05.059
I look at it. I can totally do that. Is that
01:03:05.059 --> 01:03:09.360
a thing I have to do now? Okay. I hereby declare
01:03:09.360 --> 01:03:13.880
the camera. I do declare. I do declare. Is known
01:03:13.880 --> 01:03:23.300
as John's dick. My friends call me dick. What?
01:03:23.400 --> 01:03:28.320
He said penis. No way. He said penis. Dick Johnson.
01:03:29.300 --> 01:03:33.179
Dwayne? Dwayne the Dick Johnson. I have an image
01:03:33.179 --> 01:03:35.980
of that. Dwayne the Dick Johnson? Yeah, Dwayne
01:03:35.980 --> 01:03:40.000
the Cock Johnson. It is Dwayne's face photoshopped
01:03:40.000 --> 01:03:43.619
onto a dick. I love dickachu. It is Dwayne the
01:03:43.619 --> 01:03:47.760
Cock Johnson. I have that. It's exactly as it
01:03:47.760 --> 01:03:50.980
sounds. You guys want to hear about something
01:03:50.980 --> 01:03:54.619
I did when I was younger? Maybe. I used to, I
01:03:54.619 --> 01:04:01.199
drew a dick, but the tip, the head, was the oh
01:04:01.199 --> 01:04:07.579
Pikachu face, and I called it Dickachu. I hope
01:04:07.579 --> 01:04:09.639
I have, I hope I still have the image around.
01:04:09.719 --> 01:04:12.019
If I do, I'll be sending it in the group chat.
01:04:13.239 --> 01:04:16.840
It will take you hours to fucking find it. That
01:04:16.840 --> 01:04:20.599
needs a caption of the, uh, of the, uh, is that
01:04:20.599 --> 01:04:25.159
your gulp pussy? Is that your gulp pussy? It
01:04:25.159 --> 01:04:28.260
needs that caption. Oh my god, that's perfect.
01:04:28.619 --> 01:04:30.340
All of this is going at the end of the episode.
01:04:30.579 --> 01:04:32.019
You want a cold open now? No, this is going in
01:04:32.019 --> 01:04:32.300
the beginning.