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Hello everyone, editor Nano here. I just wanted to give some context before this episode starts.
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Due to a hiatus that we had to go under for this show, we have had episodes 12, 13, 14, and 15
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all recorded about a couple of months ago, and we're just now finally getting around to uploading
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them. Just letting you know this in case there's any timing specific things we mention in these
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episodes, just know that they were recorded a couple of months ago. But we'll be getting back to
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brand new episodes starting at episode 16.
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Oh, oh, I do have something to talk about, but it's really weird.
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Can you like, stand still for a moment, you ADHD ass fucker?
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Yeah, I really need medication.
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You really do? Okay, yes, you do have a- you have a silly thing- wait, no,
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I said who the fuck I am, and then John- John said John. Who are you?
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Yeah.
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I'm Gears Master, I'm gonna be doing streaming and video- video soon.
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I'm still working on the- the editing for one of them, kind of been getting off-kilter on many
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things.
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I need to fuck you.
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Nano, I swear to God I will fucking eat your family!
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The meat grinder?
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Nano, you're going babble- but you're the one who rambles on the most.
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No, not for the intros though. See, for the intros,
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he says he's Gears Master, and then I say fuck you, for no particular reason.
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I'm Gears Master?
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And then he says fuck me- wait, no, not that.
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I'm just a random raccoon named Faye that I found in a dumpster somewhere, now I'm here.
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We don't talk about that one.
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We don't talk about the one that's stolen his spot on the couch today, for some reason.
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It's because I- it's because I was not- I wasn't thinking I was gonna have anything
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to talk about today, but I actually want to talk about the Olympics.
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What specifically? Okay, if you want to start off with the Olympics, go for it,
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but like, I've only seen like a thing or two from it.
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Is this- is it the obvious?
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Is it the sharpshooter Eve- uh, Ivan?
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I showed him to my dad today, even.
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Turkey?
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I showed him to my- I showed him that fucking photo of him to my dad in the
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fucking waiting room to the urgent care today.
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Um, cause there's nothing to do, it's like, hey, check out this photo.
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Standing there with the gun.
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Yeah, the comparison photo where it's him and her, like, both standing next to each other.
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Tours like the other contestants.
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I looked at the posture of some of the guys who were firing, and I forget that you kind of have
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to like, do that posture because you're shooting one-handed, and I'm over here just like, mother
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of god, if I had that- I- so, I- I used to date a guy, and we went shooting together, um, and
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I had to correct their posture so fucking bad on so many parts because they, uh, how to explain
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this, they basically were leaning backwards while shooting, whenever they- they were holding it with
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both hands, like, forward-front, having their arms locked and everything, and then leaning
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backwards heavily while firing their gun.
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No.
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And we were just like, okay, first of all, nope, I am shoving you forward first, you are gonna
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lean forward and go into it, and then secondarily, you're gonna put- you're gonna stagger your legs
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out so that you have one leading out, and now you're gonna fire with elbows bent.
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Yeah, like, I don't think it takes even knowing anything about guns or anything about physics
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to know that having your- like, your elbows locked is probably a bad idea.
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It was the first time they ever shot a pistol.
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If you even know that, like, a projectile comes out of the thing you're holding at a fast speed,
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I think you just know to maybe bend those elbows a little bit.
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Just a little bit.
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I was in- I was in Boy Scouts whenever I was really young.
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Uh, I've been in Boy Scouts for over 13 years.
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What does Boy Scouts have to do with the Olympics?
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Well, it's about shooting.
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Oh, there's boys in the Olympics, right.
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Okay, continue.
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Boys in the oly- wait, what?
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Okay, so I was in Boy Scouts, and whenever we were going through our- whenever there was an outing,
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we called the shooting out- outing because we gotta shoot guns.
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It was.22 caliber, it's really small of a guys.
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Uh, but we had to- we actually had to get someone who was, um, National Rifle Association trained,
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as in NRA trained, and actually have them come over and train us how to handle and respect
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the firearms that we're gonna be firing at the next outing and making sure that we know exactly
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what to do and what not to do and making sure that no one kills anyone.
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Um, I always loved those outings, they were some of my favorites.
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I shot.22,.223s, and 12 gauge and 10- 20 gauge, and they were so much fun to shoot.
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It was such a grand old time, but whenever I have someone who I'm gonna be training,
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or I'm like, whenever I'm like, I actually took my mom, my mom out to the range, and I was just like,
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okay mom, you need to respect this thing, it is a scaly little boy, look at him go.
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You're also gonna feel some recoil, I'm just gonna give you like a good example of what you're gonna
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feel, and so while the gun was not loaded or anything like that, I literally just hold the
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top of the gun and like grip it and then kind of push back a bit, and she's like, okay, I can deal
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with that, and then she loaded up the right, the pistol started firing, and she's like, yeah,
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I still can't do that, and I'm like, it's okay.
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Uh, but no, um, I-
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So why were you mentioning this with the- with the Olympics? Where does this tie into the Olympics?
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That's cause I- I- ADHD. But no, uh, Olympics, I actually was- I found it hilarious how funny the
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postures were of the guys who were firing, of like all the training equipment. I only saw like one or two other people?
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Like, I didn't really see a lot of them. Like one of them just had their posture being like a fucking, like,
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it was- it looked like that, and it wasn't like face to face support, it was leaning back, it was a
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leaning backwards posture and then holding- they held the gun like this, forward, front, honestly,
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the way that, um, Eve- uh, I'm gonna read this, um, I'm gonna read this, um, I'm gonna read this,
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um, Eve- uh, whatever his name was, the guy who got silver was holding his- honestly, that's like the
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best fucking stance for a- like, if you're holding a- holding a firearm, like, one-handed, and you have to
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shoot like that, that is like one of the best stance. It keeps your- it keeps like a good fucking stabilization
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throughout the entire body, and the thing is, if you notice, you can see him swaying as he's aiming up,
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and you can see that he's like aiming up and then fires at like the exact moment he needs to in this
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way, and it's just like, wow, he's been doing this for a very long time.
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So obviously the higher- like hitman though.
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But it looks like he just like popped out of-
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It basically looks like he just like popped out of-
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Definitely. Definitely, 100%. Um, they died, they will be back in a moment.
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They just died.
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Maybe or maybe not. Oh no, that is an idle animation. Yep, they- she's gonna be like,
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she's fucking dead. Uh, but at least it's not my internet going out as mine proceeds to go out.
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She just sent in the discord, uh, my internet cut out.
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That's what I was saying.
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But no, uh, and then there was also this one specific gymnast in the Olympics who I, uh,
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I- I dislike her promotions on parmesan.
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What?
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Uh, she was- she was, uh, she had a sponsorship with the parmesan cheese company,
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and they literally had her pose with giant wheels of cheese.
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I like cheese. I'm a very big cheese-
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Yeah, I love cheese.
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I love the cheese.
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Well, okay, well-
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Okay, I can have- she put her coochie on the cheese.
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Take my wallet!
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Extra flavor.
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Extra flavor?
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I- she did a split on the- she did a split on the cheese and a leotard.
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Extra flavor.
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So you're saying that some people want the cheese more and you want to-
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I wanna burn the cheese cause now it touched a cooch.
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Don't burn the cheese, that's still cheese!
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No, no, no, no.
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Let's go cooking the cheese.
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Now look, that's not my type of cheese.
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But you can make cheez-its out of it.
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You can make cheez-its out of it, and therefore, it is a national treasure.
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No, no, coochie cheese, no cheese.
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Man, Gere's just no fun.
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He'll talk about the Olympics and he'll say,
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we can't have fucking cheese, what's next, huh?
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No cheese!
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There was a guy who projectile vomited on the floor.
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I saw an image of that!
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Oh god.
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Well, it was right after they got out of the fucking filthy-ass river.
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Yeah, the French Olympics.
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The French river.
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The French olympics, in a nutshell, floor vomit.
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I think, if I recall correctly, I heard a little bit about that,
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of like, they paid a lot of money to have this river that was fucking disgusting,
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like cleaned to the best of its ability, which did like fucking nothing,
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so that it could be swam in, because the river is substantial for historical reasons or something.
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I think I also heard something about people making it dirty again,
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like while they're fucking cleaning it up, just because they're like,
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no, fuck you, you're trying to come clean up our dirty-ass fucking river?
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Man, was that France?
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I don't know if that was France or not, so French people are fucking crazy.
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I don't know.
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We already knew that.
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And if not, I'm sure people are also crazy.
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I was gonna be looking on the...
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I need to look on the shit, because...
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What in fucking Christ's name?
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Holy shit!
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We've got a new discovery for you right here, right now, live.
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Live recording.
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I think it's the air rifle specifically, not the pistols, but the air rifles,
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or whatever the fuck they're called, and there's just this one person,
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how they scope up is that they put their...
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They're like, okay, let me see this picture.
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We're doing the research, we're taking a look here.
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Oh my God, they have both their hands on the same side of the rifle, like this.
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Like this.
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So, one, the trigger fingers are here, and the gripping like this, but the...
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Our hands twisted arm.
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Under-ear listener's not even gonna try to explain it.
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And then...
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Like, they have their...
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Do you remember when my ass was jank?
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On one of the episodes?
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That's a good description.
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That's what they fucking look like!
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That's exactly what they look like on their back arch.
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That is funny.
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Holy fuck, what in God's...
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So, the femboy spine posture is what you're saying.
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Oh my God, I don't know how to send this to you guys.
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How do I send this to you guys?
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I don't know, you'd put it somewhere?
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Cochette is on Twitter.
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You'd put it somewhere?
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It's on Twitter, but I don't know, can I save the image?
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Let me see, save images!
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While you're sending that as well, I think I did have one thing pinned that I did want
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to talk about a little bit, which was the... Anyone remember the fucking...
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All the Windows shit that happened?
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No, you know, not Windows specifically.
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That actually jeopardized me getting a job.
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Really?
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That like affected you directly?
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Holy...
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So, what happened is that...
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Can I explain for a moment?
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Because you've been doing a lot of talking.
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Or do you want to keep talking?
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I want to keep talking.
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Let me just explain the shittiest way now that you gave me the floor.
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Sting broke a...
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Boost screen, no.
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Oh my god, okay, no.
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You go.
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As a resident technical person...
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I don't remember exactly what the... Shut up.
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I don't remember exactly what the company was, but they made a software that a lot of companies
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tend to use for backing up a lot of their files.
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They released an update?
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That would cause the... That would just do a infinite loop through the Windows system
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and then would just... Break it.
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Would just blue screen the computer.
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Unfortunately, a huge amount of places and companies and stuff use that software,
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including like airplane places.
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A lot of major businesses and banks and all sorts of other stuff use this software.
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So there is a portion of time where nothing functioned.
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I think there's an estimate of about 40 to 60 billion dollars lost.
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It is a fuck ton.
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But there is one company that wasn't affected, at least in terms of flights for this issue.
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Also to clarify, it's Cloudstrike and it's a...
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It's Cloudstrike is the name and it's a...
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I think it's an anti-malware suite specifically.
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They might have other products as well.
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It's primarily advertised as an anti-malware suite for businesses specifically.
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And yeah, Southwest Airlines, because what was it they still run on Windows?
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Which Windows was it?
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It was like 3.1 or something.
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Yeah, Windows 3.1.
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They're ancient.
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Which by the way...
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Okay, so as someone who is the resident...
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Let me just say, Windows 3.1, that's not even Windows, that's just...
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It's just DOS. That's still DOS.
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So the funny part about it is that as a resident person who has had a long history of aviation,
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in which the job that I was actually applying for is in the aviation industry,
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that's why it affected me so damn hard.
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Oh no.
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So, here's the thing about most of the systems in aviation, they are ancient.
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They still work...
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Okay, they still work on the...
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They still work on tech that is from the 1970s.
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Half the aircraft that are out in the air flying are from the 70s.
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No, I am not shitting you.
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Most of them are from the 70s.
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Not many new aircraft have been actually made.
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So, except for Boeing and Airbus is actually probably the best.
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Unfortunately.
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Unfortunately.
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Yeah, that's what I was about to say.
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A320, the A320s are really damn good.
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I've flown in several of them.
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They're really nice.
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The A220s from the previous generation, my mom's actually worked with them as well.
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She worked for a company that specifically...
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Do you know Ty Warner?
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Here's what the fuck you...
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What?
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This is...
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This is too much into...
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What?
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They made those?
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Wait, hold on.
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No, you were just...
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No, you cannot fucking mention airplanes and Beanie Babies are the same fucking topic.
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I can because the guy who actually made Beanie Babies gets their aircraft certified or gets
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their aircraft mostly customized and everything like that at a specific company.
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And I'm not going to mention the company because of information reasoning,
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but I've actually seen it.
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It's really cool.
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Is this public knowledge that the guy who made Beanie Babies as...
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What?
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What do you even...
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No clue.
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But...
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They get their aircraft serviced at a certain place and I don't want to mention exactly
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what place.
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But no, the place I was going in for a job interview at,
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they were having a really shitty day that day that I came in for my interview.
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I was supposed to shadow, but it was way too busy of a day because
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most of the systems were shut down because of the fucking blue.
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I hope you really like the color blue that day.
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I literally went in for the interview entirely just by itself.
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And I think I really did a shitty job at the interview.
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I need to get taught how to do interviews.
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But no, because I'm way too fucking honest when it comes down to interviews because
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I don't like lying.
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You need to stop being a lying sack of shit.
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No, don't do that.
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But no, most systems inside of aircrafts are ancient as hell.
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Even the teaching methods are as well, though I haven't seen any newer ones
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without a company that's extremely oof.
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Um, but yeah, no, aircrafts are ancient as fuck.
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Even the methods are.
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But honestly, they are extremely reliable because of how the FAA runs their shit.
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I am not kidding you.
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They do it on a basically like whenever something happens,
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they immediately ground everything and then figure out what the fuck happened.
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And then whenever they find out the issue, they get the fix out.
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And then they tell the mechanics here, here's the new fucking documentation
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on the specific aircraft and how you should handle this specific issue.
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If it comes up in your shop, fucking fix it.
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And unless you're rolling, unless you're bowing, in which case,
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do the exact opposite of the thing that you were told to fix.
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Actually, the thing is that bowing as well.
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Yeah, yeah, it's just they don't.
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Yeah, they just they don't actually do it.
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So the thing is that most of the most of the things of the whenever comes on a maintenance side,
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if there's ever an issue, like let's say actually,
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I have a story for this one because it's hilarious.
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Oh, boy.
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Kind of.
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Um, so there was, I think in the 1990s or night or the early 2000s,
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I think it was Mcdouglas aircraft, the MD 10 or 11.
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Uh, there was a service for the pylon that was being done by American Airlines back in the day.
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And the guy who was doing the servicing for those that specific pylon pylons,
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by the way, are the connection between the engine and the wing.
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So the wing and then you have the pylon, the stretch across to connect the engine
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to the rest of the body of the aircraft.
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How they got it off was that they lifted the engine with a fucking forklift,
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which was not FAA certified or quali or even just mentioned.
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And whenever they were putting it back on, they caused these little dents inside the pylon.
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And here's the bad part about that.
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Stress risers.
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Uh, stress risers, whenever we put a dent in material,
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and it basically causes a stress point in which whenever it flexes,
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it will break at and continue to shear through material.
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And let me tell you, it will shear through almost everything if not handled properly.
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And so during a point in the flights, all of a sudden,
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the engine would flip over the wing and kill everybody.
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This happened for about three or four flights.
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The guy who actually did it and had the services that were all in a thing.
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I don't think I think he's still on FBI's most wanted.
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Basically everything a mechanic does, if not done by the FAA manuals or the air book,
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just basically the maintenance manuals, if not done to the strict word of the maintenance manuals,
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can get slapstick with million dollar fines or with homicide charges up in the 300s.
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Oh, and Nando sent me a panel either.
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Before we get to that, I want to say, because we didn't even say this at the start of the episode,
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we haven't recorded in like three weeks.
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There's a little, little status update there because for you guys,
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there'll be like a one week gap between episodes.
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We have recorded in like three weeks, however, because what was the first one?
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What were even the three reasons why each one was was scanned?
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I don't know.
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It's just a break.
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First, remember vacation for the second one.
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Why?
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The third one was my ass.
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The third one was his aunt.
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No, the third one, the second one was gears literally forgot
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that he had a vacation plan for like the past year.
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Would you know that's a, that's a totally gears thing to do.
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And I was in the third one.
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I would was, it might've been, it might've been the third one.
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After my internet booted me off and now the recordings work.
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So besides the fact that it's been a couple of weeks,
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you've done a couple things in the middle of that.
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And I forgot what the fuck I've been doing the past couple of weeks,
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but whatever the hell it was, it was probably productive and important.
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It was working on something.
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I don't even remember what it was.
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I think.
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Catching up on 3D prints.
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Yeah, I was also just kind of catching up on like stuff I had in the back burner
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because, um, but this doesn't matter at all because, uh,
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this will be like a couple of weeks afterwards,
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but I should be back to streaming now because I'm pretty sure I'm finally returning tomorrow.
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It's been 65 fucking days.
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It doesn't feel like that.
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It's been like almost two weeks.
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No, two months and a week and two weeks, two months and a week.
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Now the people listening to this are going to be like,
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that was weeks ago when you returned.
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Yeah, that was several weeks ago.
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Yeah, you know, because obviously these episodes have to be like,
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uh, three years delayed.
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Let's say three years delayed.
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Um, let's say like these are still coming out like once we're fucking six feet under.
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New episodes.
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I thought these guys were dead.
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I don't know why that's just funny to me now.
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Uh, so what is, which one of us would be the first to go?
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It's going to be me.
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No, it shouldn't be you.
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Well, I mean, it kind of is going to be because you're 25 turning to dust already.
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What a shame. What a shame.
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But, um, you two received things in your mailboxes.
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Now I got a pipe bombs.
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I got to send some pipe bombs a little bit, uh,
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because both of you, the little bit of context,
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they both helped me with advertising the thing that I 3d print and I sell,
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you can go see at nano bun dot TV and that thing, I gave them both one for free.
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Still paid for shipping.
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Fuck you job advertising.
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I was like, just did you put up with my shift for like fucking eight of those 10,
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uh, like PGKT days because we got to advertise the cool things because it's cool.
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And then you both got to think about you and added you is when I started helping.
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Yeah, you know, immediately for the first time in VR chat history, slave labor.
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I put mine on a collar.
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The children, whoever's editing this, uh, probably me who's putting up the image copies,
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please put up the fucking photo of gears, wearing his fucking VR chat name tag on his collar.
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So a long time ago, I made a collar out of leather.
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It was really nice.
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It actually includes bunny fur.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, that is actually that's rabbit fur.
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I'm concerned.
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So I saw it on a piece of rabbit fur on the backing and then made a whole collar out of it.
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And, uh, um, I didn't actually think the collar was going to be used.
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I really just wanted to just kind of make a collar.
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See how it functioned.
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And, um, actually turned out to be a really good collar.
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I'm just going to buy like all these, all these, um, various sus, um, things that that's like,
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that's like saying, uh, what's a good example.
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I'm going to buy thigh highs.
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Beware the pipeline.
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Audio listeners love you to death.
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The John is twerking gears face literally just happened like that is the only thing that
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I'm telling him.
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Oh, I could have some too.
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He's taking the gummies to go to fuck to bed because we're kind of recording this really
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late because fuck media.
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Come.
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That's one of the reasons.
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The other reason is, um, no life things.
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So, I mean, then you're getting in the way.
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Then also then my technology problem.
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Um, yeah, that was a fun fix.
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Yeah, we need to put that image up on the screen because I don't think we mentioned
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it yet since we actually began, but, um, yeah, your computer is Frankenstein's monster.
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Can you identify the issue here?
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And where's the fire hazard?
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It's honestly the computer itself.
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Those fucking, um, those, those power supplies are weak.
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I'm not kidding you.
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The one for the computer itself is a 230 watt and I'm over here just like, holy shit.
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Jesus.
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Okay.
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So what, but like what specifically is going on here?
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Like, well, what specifically is going on this image?
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Redneck ingenuity.
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They have a 1660 GPU that whenever the eight pin connector from the PSU power supply unit
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gets connected, it doesn't supply power to it.
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So we fucking took another computer and connected it up to the GPU, not like to the motherboard,
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but the power supply, the strung it up to the fucking GPU and then turned on that computer
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and then turned on the other computer so that it would supply power to the fucking GPU from
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a separate computer.
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The other computer is literally just a life support system to power the GPU, nothing else.
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It's pretty much the dumbed down version.
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We're using a different computer to power my graphics card.
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Yeah, just that.
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It's like a blood boy.
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Exactly.
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And, oh my God.
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So it's when, when you first said this, by the way, I thought you meant the cut.
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So let's see it.
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That's not going to cut this thing in.
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Perfect.
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So it wasn't registering that the graphics card was there when I tried plugging in the
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graphics card was there and when I tried plugging a different one in as well, which means the
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no matter what graphics card I put into it, it wouldn't register because the
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power connectors, the cord I would have to plug into it.
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Yeah.
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The connector.
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Yeah.
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So the pin connector wasn't working.
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So the interesting thing about that is, and next time maybe get a modular power supply,
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but it's funny to me because looking at this image, it's now actually just now setting
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in what the fuck this is.
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Cause when you said it before, I thought you meant that you just, it was like a modular
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one.
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You just took the cable out of the other computer and you put it in there.
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I'm like, okay, no, no, no.
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Okay.
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It's literally a life support system.
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That's yeah.
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God damn it.
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It is.
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It is.
477
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:35,940
It is.
478
00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:39,620
I literally was like as I fucking told Faye to do.
479
00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:42,500
You know, I'm like, I was, I was telling Faye.
480
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,460
2015.
481
00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:44,900
Yeah.
482
00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:50,180
I was telling Faye like, just grab your other, just grab the other computer.
483
00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:54,340
And like, I'm just like, oh, I don't want to do this, but I have to do this because
484
00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:58,180
it's, I know what it is now and just connected it.
485
00:26:58,180 --> 00:26:59,140
Just connected up.
486
00:26:59,140 --> 00:26:59,780
Don't care.
487
00:26:59,780 --> 00:27:00,740
Fucking connected up.
488
00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:03,860
Now plug in both the computers and turn them both on.
489
00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:06,900
If you told me to do something like that, I just wouldn't even listen.
490
00:27:08,820 --> 00:27:10,900
As long as it works.
491
00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:12,820
That's what matters.
492
00:27:12,820 --> 00:27:14,420
It just works.
493
00:27:14,420 --> 00:27:15,380
It just, yeah.
494
00:27:15,380 --> 00:27:17,300
You know, the song by the Chalkiers.
495
00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:22,900
You're going to be gutting one of those computers for parts for the power supply unit and just.
496
00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:25,540
I mean, there's three of them in my room.
497
00:27:25,540 --> 00:27:27,060
So exactly.
498
00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:29,060
You've got the good stuff.
499
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:34,980
You want to take from the one that's probably got a lot more power because honestly.
500
00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:39,300
And then you use the other computer as, as the thing is, Gears.
501
00:27:39,300 --> 00:27:40,420
Pipebomb.
502
00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:40,820
No.
503
00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:42,180
They have the same amount of power.
504
00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:44,900
All of them?
505
00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:45,620
Oh.
506
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:48,820
No, the only one that doesn't is the one I'm using for life support.
507
00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:50,760
Oh.
508
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:51,260
Aw.
509
00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:56,580
So they're only powering your graphics cards, so they're fine.
510
00:27:56,580 --> 00:27:57,080
Yeah.
511
00:27:57,620 --> 00:28:01,380
So remember the avatar thing I mentioned a minute ago and this ties into the name tags,
512
00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:02,980
which we were just talking about a second ago.
513
00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:06,020
But it also ties into just the show itself.
514
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:10,660
I was talking about this a bit at the convention that we were at recently, the VR convention.
515
00:28:10,660 --> 00:28:11,540
Let me just show it.
516
00:28:11,540 --> 00:28:12,660
I opened up Unity a bit.
517
00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:14,740
I did some really cool avatar thing.
518
00:28:14,740 --> 00:28:18,580
So, um, visual watchers, you're going to love this.
519
00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:20,660
Look at that.
520
00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:21,860
Audio listeners, go to hell.
521
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,620
Oh, look at that.
522
00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:24,420
Oh my God.
523
00:28:24,420 --> 00:28:25,380
Look at that.
524
00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:26,420
I want one.
525
00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:27,220
I want one now.
526
00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:29,300
No, I'm like, everyone's going to fucking want this.
527
00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:31,300
I love it so much.
528
00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:36,660
Audio listeners, I'm holding a hologram out of my fucking beaming out of the palm of my hand.
529
00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:37,380
It's an ad.
530
00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:38,420
And it's cool as shit.
531
00:28:38,420 --> 00:28:39,460
It's an advertisement.
532
00:28:39,460 --> 00:28:40,580
It's an advertisement.
533
00:28:40,580 --> 00:28:41,860
It's an advertisement.
534
00:28:41,860 --> 00:28:42,740
And I think it rotates with...
535
00:28:42,740 --> 00:28:43,380
It's fucking cool.
536
00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:45,860
Oh, actually, the rotation is locked.
537
00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:46,740
So if I go over here...
538
00:28:46,740 --> 00:28:49,860
You know, that would have been helpful for years when he was just running around.
539
00:28:49,860 --> 00:28:51,540
That's why I was thinking of it.
540
00:28:51,540 --> 00:28:54,180
Because you two were just fucking running around.
541
00:28:54,180 --> 00:28:58,740
I'm like, our booth is in such a shit spot, it'd be nice if I could run around with an ad attached to my hand.
542
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:01,300
So I did it.
543
00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:02,900
Yeah, and you were talking to other people about it.
544
00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:07,540
Isn't that poster like on a... in the VKets?
545
00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:09,620
No, the VKets...
546
00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:10,500
In the world?
547
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:13,060
I never... I never post about that anywhere.
548
00:29:13,060 --> 00:29:14,580
Nakama Vibes got one.
549
00:29:14,580 --> 00:29:16,260
Yeah, no, I mean, I also got one too.
550
00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:18,980
I didn't post about it fucking anywhere.
551
00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:24,740
This poster right here is also in Virtual Market, which I think just ended, like today, I think.
552
00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:27,220
Yeah, I didn't get a chance to explore it, unfortunately.
553
00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:29,460
Yeah, I think today's the last day, yeah.
554
00:29:29,460 --> 00:29:33,140
And then there's like the other one and the other one, and then the Nakama one,
555
00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:34,820
which is a lot going on there too.
556
00:29:36,260 --> 00:29:37,060
Slightly violated.
557
00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:37,780
That would never happen.
558
00:29:37,780 --> 00:29:40,980
Nakama one was like in one, like the graffiti themed world.
559
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:41,480
Okay.
560
00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:42,740
It's pretty nice.
561
00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:46,340
Yeah, it's the... the Nakama one is in the fifth world and mine's in the seventh.
562
00:29:46,340 --> 00:29:47,380
That's pretty good.
563
00:29:47,380 --> 00:29:49,620
Oh, and then it has a nice little despawn animation.
564
00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:52,980
It like fades out, it dithers away, and then pops up again.
565
00:29:52,980 --> 00:29:57,140
Oh, for everyone who doesn't know, the hologram is based off of Death Stranding.
566
00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:00,900
This one is not based off of anything in specific, no.
567
00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,900
The thumbs up one, that's based on Death Stranding.
568
00:30:03,780 --> 00:30:04,280
This one.
569
00:30:06,340 --> 00:30:07,300
That's Death Stranding.
570
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:09,540
This is just a cool ass fucking hologram.
571
00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:10,040
I...
572
00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:18,180
What the fuck do I have to give Kojima to give me early access to fucking Death Stranding to...
573
00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:21,540
What do I have to do?
574
00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:26,180
How many people do we have to hold hostage or how many...
575
00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:27,940
Oh no, let me not go with the other one, that one's gay.
576
00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:33,860
Let's think, let's think.
577
00:30:33,860 --> 00:30:36,580
So he's crazy, he makes crazy things.
578
00:30:36,580 --> 00:30:37,540
He would.
579
00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:39,700
Well, $20, so he makes crazy...
580
00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:40,420
The ball's hard.
581
00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:41,780
So 20...
582
00:30:41,780 --> 00:30:42,340
No, not...
583
00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:44,260
So he makes really crazy things.
584
00:30:45,780 --> 00:30:47,300
Has anyone actually played a Kojima game?
585
00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:48,980
Because the only one I ever have is Death Stranding.
586
00:30:50,340 --> 00:30:51,220
Death Stranding.
587
00:30:51,220 --> 00:30:52,100
I haven't played any.
588
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:52,980
I mean, there's also like...
589
00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:54,900
Wasn't it the...
590
00:30:57,940 --> 00:30:58,660
I don't remember.
591
00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:01,220
I don't remember the name of any games.
592
00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:02,980
I was a Nintendo kid growing up.
593
00:31:02,980 --> 00:31:07,540
I don't fucking know these games on these other comp... what's soda, did you just open it?
594
00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:12,980
And it's Dr. Pepper, we're disowning you.
595
00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:14,820
No, it's Dr. Pepper.
596
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:18,500
Damn, why, why, you hate Dr. Pepper.
597
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:19,940
I'm okay with Dr. Pepper.
598
00:31:19,940 --> 00:31:20,740
Debate time.
599
00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:21,300
Okay.
600
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:23,220
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
601
00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:23,860
Sorry, sorry.
602
00:31:23,860 --> 00:31:25,300
I'm vote kicking.
603
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,220
I vote to kick on that one.
604
00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:28,980
Vote to kick the Insta...
605
00:31:28,980 --> 00:31:30,340
I wonder if he even can vote to kick...
606
00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:32,340
The Insta's Master, yes.
607
00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:34,500
The person who created the Insta, I wonder though.
608
00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:37,060
We're not gonna test that,
609
00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:40,100
because then I'm not gonna be able to join back to the show for an hour, but...
610
00:31:41,940 --> 00:31:45,300
Okay, why, why not Dr. Pepper?
611
00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:46,580
Why not?
612
00:31:46,580 --> 00:31:47,220
It's awful.
613
00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:49,060
It's just awful.
614
00:31:49,060 --> 00:31:49,380
Why?
615
00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:51,140
What, why, why is, why...
616
00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:57,780
Of like all of the sodas, it's just like the wannabe one, but it's just lame, like it's just bad.
617
00:31:57,780 --> 00:32:02,500
Do you think a cola, like a cola is better than a Dr. Pepper?
618
00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:04,260
Coca-Cola?
619
00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:06,900
Just a co, I mean a Pepsi is, or Coke or whatever?
620
00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:07,380
I hope it's a Pepsi.
621
00:32:08,580 --> 00:32:10,340
Pepsi's better, but slightly.
622
00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:17,780
Coca-Cola's good, but the, like it's good, like on its own, but the thing about Coca-Cola is to say,
623
00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:22,980
is there's like two ways to get Coca-Cola that make it like 10 times better,
624
00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:26,580
either in a glass bottle or from McDonald's.
625
00:32:26,580 --> 00:32:29,460
Fountain specifically, yes, a McDonald's one.
626
00:32:29,460 --> 00:32:30,500
I had some today.
627
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:31,540
McDonald's, yeah.
628
00:32:31,540 --> 00:32:35,300
And yeah, the McDonald's one, me, just watered down.
629
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:41,540
No, just any, like any McDonald's, like if you get Coke from there,
630
00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:44,900
it's always like a lot better than any other like, fast food places,
631
00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:49,060
because McDonald's actually does, they're, unless they messed up the ratio,
632
00:32:49,060 --> 00:32:55,380
but typically like, I've like, I've been all over the place and I've not had an issue with
633
00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:57,140
McDonald's Coke.
634
00:32:57,140 --> 00:32:58,660
Mountain Dew is really good.
635
00:32:58,660 --> 00:33:01,060
Mountain Dew Baja Blast is god tier.
636
00:33:01,860 --> 00:33:05,620
Do not, you will not be able to chase my mind is if you disagree on Baja Blast,
637
00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:12,580
you are just wrong and need to, if you are, if you don't like Baja Blast,
638
00:33:12,580 --> 00:33:14,100
you deserve Alcatraz.
639
00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:14,600
Anyways.
640
00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:18,900
I actually love Baja Blast.
641
00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:19,620
I mean, I bet.
642
00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:20,100
Sprite's really good.
643
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:20,600
Yeah.
644
00:33:21,380 --> 00:33:21,940
Okay.
645
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:25,460
But what about the other Sprite, the seasonal one?
646
00:33:25,460 --> 00:33:27,060
What about the one, the specific one?
647
00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:27,780
The cranberry.
648
00:33:27,780 --> 00:33:29,780
I've not had the Sprite cranberry.
649
00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:30,180
Okay.
650
00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:34,180
So for me, it's like Sprite, it's, it's, it's okay.
651
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,340
But I, I don't really like light sodas.
652
00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:36,980
That's the thing.
653
00:33:36,980 --> 00:33:38,660
I like more syrupy sodas.
654
00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:42,740
How, however, Sprite cranberry, that's the one time of year exception.
655
00:33:42,740 --> 00:33:43,300
That's the one.
656
00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:45,780
It's just a little better, just a tiny bit.
657
00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:50,500
I'm going to say something because I need to interject.
658
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,500
Coke's.
659
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:54,500
Coke's.
660
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:58,500
I fucking hate Coke.
661
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,500
He hates cocaine.
662
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:01,700
Damn it.
663
00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:02,180
Fuck.
664
00:34:02,180 --> 00:34:03,140
Coca-Cola.
665
00:34:03,140 --> 00:34:06,580
But no, um, by a second, by a second.
666
00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:08,100
My hatred of cocaine, oh.
667
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:10,100
Coca-Cola.
668
00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:14,100
My specific hatred of cocaine comes from my love of Coca-Cola.
669
00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:17,220
Cocaine comes from a long addiction of the white snow.
670
00:34:17,220 --> 00:34:19,220
Comes from the Mexican cartel.
671
00:34:19,220 --> 00:34:23,220
I don't know if you did, but the last one you said there was still cocaine.
672
00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:25,220
I don't know if that was still intentional or not.
673
00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:28,340
That's why I said I have a long addiction to the white snow.
674
00:34:28,340 --> 00:34:29,540
Oh, okay.
675
00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:31,540
I can't tell anymore which ones you're fucking up with.
676
00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:32,660
Coca-Cola.
677
00:34:32,660 --> 00:34:33,700
So Coca-Cola.
678
00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:35,940
So Coca-Cola.
679
00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:38,260
I've always hated reasoning.
680
00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:40,500
It's the aftertaste for me.
681
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:43,220
I absolutely hate it.
682
00:34:43,220 --> 00:34:46,340
It tastes like ass for me.
683
00:34:48,180 --> 00:34:50,260
It tastes like I just ate somebody's ass.
684
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,020
Yeah, shoot it.
685
00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:53,460
And there's only, there's, oh.
686
00:34:54,180 --> 00:34:54,660
I got it.
687
00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:58,020
Coca-Cola thermal paste.
688
00:35:02,820 --> 00:35:04,340
This shit's fucking glued to my hand.
689
00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:09,540
But no, so Coca-Cola.
690
00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:13,220
I've always had an ass aftertaste except with only one place.
691
00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:16,820
And that is.
692
00:35:16,820 --> 00:35:17,460
That's where my failsafe works.
693
00:35:19,780 --> 00:35:20,900
Which will not be disclosed.
694
00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:21,620
Not McDonald's.
695
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:22,900
Yeah, not McDonald's.
696
00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:24,100
Um, really?
697
00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:26,260
I've actually had the same taste of.
698
00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:27,300
With McDonald's.
699
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:30,580
Even with McDonald's, I've always had the same taste of like ass.
700
00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:31,220
I don't know what they do.
701
00:35:31,220 --> 00:35:33,060
I don't know if the syrup has changed or something like that.
702
00:35:33,060 --> 00:35:36,740
Secondarily, I don't usually drink soda.
703
00:35:36,740 --> 00:35:38,660
I drink sodas whenever I go to a fast food joint,
704
00:35:38,660 --> 00:35:40,740
but I don't usually go to a fast food joint all the time.
705
00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:41,620
I also do a lot of.
706
00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:43,700
You don't want their water.
707
00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:44,900
Their water isn't that good.
708
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:50,500
But also I do a lot of, I do love Baja.
709
00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:51,620
I love Surge.
710
00:35:51,620 --> 00:35:56,500
Surge was a good one to have whenever Burger King actually had their PepsiCo products.
711
00:35:57,220 --> 00:35:57,620
Um.
712
00:35:58,260 --> 00:35:58,580
I like the one with PepsiCo products.
713
00:35:58,580 --> 00:36:02,180
What does any of this have to do with me hating John?
714
00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:06,420
I thought we were talking about sodas.
715
00:36:06,420 --> 00:36:06,900
We were.
716
00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:10,820
But this started off because I really, really wanted to.
717
00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:13,220
Um, and also because we're already getting short on time.
718
00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:16,980
John, why not Dr. Pepper?
719
00:36:18,180 --> 00:36:18,740
Just.
720
00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:21,140
It, I told you, it's just not good.
721
00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:22,580
What about, what about Pip Extra?
722
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:24,820
Cause it is, it is.
723
00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:26,260
I can drink Dr. Pepper.
724
00:36:26,260 --> 00:36:27,380
I just don't prefer it.
725
00:36:27,380 --> 00:36:28,180
Pip Extra?
726
00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:29,860
I've not, I don't even know what that is.
727
00:36:31,620 --> 00:36:34,020
Okay, Dr. Pepper and Pip Extra are pretty similar to each other.
728
00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:35,540
They're pretty much like.
729
00:36:35,540 --> 00:36:40,100
Pip Extra is slightly better Dr. Pepper and it's made by the Coca-Cola company.
730
00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:41,700
So.
731
00:36:43,220 --> 00:36:44,820
In my opinion, it's just their spin on it.
732
00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:49,380
Um, it's, I think it's advertised a little bit differently.
733
00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:54,180
Like Dr. Pepper's are all like, they're 21 flavors and then Pip Extra is just like spicy
734
00:36:54,180 --> 00:36:55,620
cherry soda is what they call it.
735
00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:58,020
But no, they, they, they taste pretty similar.
736
00:36:59,220 --> 00:36:59,460
Um.
737
00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:04,100
Like a lot of people haven't heard of it and haven't drank it, which is surprising to me.
738
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:04,660
But like.
739
00:37:04,660 --> 00:37:05,780
I've never heard of it.
740
00:37:05,780 --> 00:37:06,100
It's good.
741
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:07,460
Just like how Dr. Pepper is good.
742
00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:09,460
How is it better than a cola?
743
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:13,860
The only drink that's so much better around where I am from McDonald's is BLSWT because
744
00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:15,220
the pops are just watered down.
745
00:37:17,220 --> 00:37:19,220
Has anyone ever had McDonald's Hi-C though?
746
00:37:20,420 --> 00:37:20,900
Yes.
747
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:21,860
The fucking Hi-C.
748
00:37:22,580 --> 00:37:23,140
Thank you.
749
00:37:24,420 --> 00:37:25,220
I mean, yeah, okay.
750
00:37:25,220 --> 00:37:28,020
It's a fucking, I guess it's a kid's beverage, but come on.
751
00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:30,180
It's fucking, that, that, that shit's amazing.
752
00:37:30,980 --> 00:37:31,780
Hi-C is good.
753
00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:33,380
I probably didn't know it was younger.
754
00:37:33,380 --> 00:37:37,060
Listen.
755
00:37:37,060 --> 00:37:39,460
I probably had it when I was younger, but probably don't remember.
756
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:42,740
Okay.
757
00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:44,500
That meme is so fucking dead.
758
00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:46,980
Um, cut that, but don't actually.
759
00:37:48,580 --> 00:37:53,780
So I also make, uh, I also do a lot of soda stream stuff, which is also PepsiCo products.
760
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:59,300
And I like their sodas cause I can also like adjust the sweetness or I can just carbonate
761
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:02,020
water and just add in my own flavors, however I want.
762
00:38:02,020 --> 00:38:03,780
And so I can just make my own favorite soda.
763
00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:11,300
I want a couple of 100% carbonation, no water, just to bubble.
764
00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:13,460
I want to drink air.
765
00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:18,260
So, um, I mean, so you caught it.
766
00:38:18,260 --> 00:38:25,380
So it's like a $99 like machine, but, uh, the actual sodas, like it's an, it's about,
767
00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:27,780
it's a syrup, but you can make nine liters out of it.
768
00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:29,700
And it's like, like $5.
769
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:30,260
Like $5.
770
00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:37,380
He's sponsored by whatever the hell the name of this company was.
771
00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:37,700
I don't know.
772
00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:38,420
I wasn't listening.
773
00:38:39,540 --> 00:38:40,660
Soda stream.
774
00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:41,460
Soda stream.
775
00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:42,500
No, I'm not sponsored.
776
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,220
They should sponsor Twitch streamers because the name lines up.
777
00:38:45,220 --> 00:38:47,700
This episode was sponsored by the Mexican drug cartel.
778
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,380
They make some really excellent drugs.
779
00:38:49,940 --> 00:38:51,780
I fell down the stairs yesterday.
780
00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:58,340
And you didn't mention that when I said earlier, if there's anything to talk about,
781
00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:01,620
why would I mention my problems?
782
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:03,620
Because your actual reaction would be better.
783
00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:09,540
But you post the image of the computer before we start the actual reaction.
784
00:39:09,540 --> 00:39:11,940
That would be pretty fucking good.
785
00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:16,580
To be fair, it seems a little bit more than a fucking Frankenstein fire hazard.
786
00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:17,380
Okay.
787
00:39:17,380 --> 00:39:17,880
What?
788
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:19,860
And to be fair,
789
00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:21,620
it's somewhat of a common occurrence.
790
00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:24,180
That's not good.
791
00:39:25,220 --> 00:39:26,260
You shouldn't let that happen.
792
00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:27,780
I'm falling and I can't get up.
793
00:39:27,780 --> 00:39:29,540
How are your veins, Faye?
794
00:39:30,340 --> 00:39:33,620
Due to how I am, I can suddenly get dizzy if I, um,
795
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:36,500
go into elevated places too fast.
796
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,820
So if I'm going up the stairs too fast or going down the stairs too fast.
797
00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:44,180
So is that at all related to like the thing where if someone stands up too fast and they
798
00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:44,980
get lightheaded?
799
00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:46,980
Is that like kind of the same thing?
800
00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:47,220
Yeah.
801
00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:48,420
It's partially related.
802
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:48,980
Yeah.
803
00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:52,260
You need more iron.
804
00:39:52,260 --> 00:39:53,460
That happens as well.
805
00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:54,100
You need more iron.
806
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:57,620
Also put, um, if you put a brick in your head, you can't be lightheaded.
807
00:39:57,620 --> 00:40:00,820
I'm getting off my bed and I face planted.
808
00:40:00,820 --> 00:40:02,100
You need more iron.
809
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,020
The children yearn for the mines.
810
00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:06,580
Take more Flintstones, um, multivitamins.
811
00:40:09,460 --> 00:40:12,340
But specifically the ones without iron just to fucking spite.
812
00:40:12,340 --> 00:40:14,500
No, no, no, no, no, no.
813
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:17,140
You go down into the cave and you look for the iron ore.
814
00:40:17,140 --> 00:40:19,220
That's how you get more iron.
815
00:40:19,220 --> 00:40:19,940
John, we need to go to the mines.
816
00:40:19,940 --> 00:40:21,220
Tell me back in the mines.
817
00:40:22,740 --> 00:40:24,260
The children yearn for the mines.
818
00:40:24,260 --> 00:40:24,420
God damn it.
819
00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:25,620
Yours was never to be seen again.
820
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:26,660
You can't make those.
821
00:40:27,220 --> 00:40:28,900
Well, I mean, I guess you can save that one.
822
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:30,900
See, this is something that I learned.
823
00:40:31,860 --> 00:40:35,700
This is something that I earned from X, the everything app, formerly known as Twitter.
824
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:41,060
I asked Grok about, uh, what children like and it, and it told me that the children
825
00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:42,020
yearn for the mines.
826
00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:43,540
No.
827
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:44,420
No.
828
00:40:44,420 --> 00:40:44,900
Okay.
829
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:48,100
I'm like, you would never even pay a penny to Elon.
830
00:40:50,020 --> 00:40:53,220
I went on X, the everything app, formerly known as Twitter.
831
00:40:53,220 --> 00:41:00,260
And I asked Grok what the children want and it, it like short circuited for a second.
832
00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:04,660
And then spouted some nonsense about Elon Musk saving the world and being the next Messiah
833
00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:08,900
and, uh, and being the one true, uh, person.
834
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:12,900
But like, I, I didn't understand any of it and I didn't get my answer.
835
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:16,260
But from what I understand, the children yearn for the mines.
836
00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:20,500
If you, what's he doing over there?
837
00:41:21,700 --> 00:41:22,180
I don't know.
838
00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:23,620
He'll be fine.
839
00:41:23,620 --> 00:41:24,500
He's just taking a look.
840
00:41:25,780 --> 00:41:28,580
Nano, Nano, the children yearn for the mines.
841
00:41:28,580 --> 00:41:30,020
The children yearn for the mines.
842
00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:30,820
I know.
843
00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:31,220
Okay.
844
00:41:31,220 --> 00:41:32,660
The yearns for the mines, Nano.
845
00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:37,060
It's funny, before you mentioned that, I learned this from X, the everything app.
846
00:41:37,780 --> 00:41:38,660
I swear.
847
00:41:38,660 --> 00:41:40,020
Formerly known as Twitter, I learned this.
848
00:41:40,820 --> 00:41:42,180
I want to fucking kill you.
849
00:41:42,180 --> 00:41:43,540
They yearn for the mines.
850
00:41:43,540 --> 00:41:44,820
They yearn for the mines.
851
00:41:44,820 --> 00:41:48,820
The thing is, that's totally a thing I expect Grok to say because like, uh,
852
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:52,100
I don't know where they're both going.
853
00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:55,860
Because you know, there's the one fucking show, like this animated show that he paid for,
854
00:41:55,860 --> 00:42:00,500
where I guess in the intro song to it, it mentions like, thank God for Elon or something.
855
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:05,860
Because he's just so fucking insecure.
856
00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:09,380
Bow down to our new God, Elon Musk.
857
00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:16,740
If you have to pay for an intro song that mentions, thank God for you, I think you need some help.
858
00:42:16,740 --> 00:42:17,460
You're too far.
859
00:42:18,420 --> 00:42:19,700
Sorry, you're too far for help.
860
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:20,420
He had a fucking-
861
00:42:20,420 --> 00:42:21,540
Sorry, not sorry.
862
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:27,780
He has a fucking quote where it's like, it was like, yeah, he'd want the world to be saved,
863
00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:30,180
but only as if he's the one to save it.
864
00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:30,660
And it's like-
865
00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:32,180
I think I remember that one too.
866
00:42:34,340 --> 00:42:36,500
But Nano, they yearn for the mines.
867
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:38,660
They yearn for the mines, Nano.
868
00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:41,220
They yearn for the mines.
869
00:42:42,580 --> 00:42:43,780
I think they might do that.
870
00:42:43,780 --> 00:42:44,580
I'm pretty sure they might.
871
00:42:44,580 --> 00:42:47,060
You might have gaslit me, but at this point-
872
00:42:47,060 --> 00:42:48,420
They yearn for the mines.
873
00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:49,460
They yearn for the mines.
874
00:42:50,820 --> 00:42:52,660
I have a friend that actually works in the mines.
875
00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:54,980
They yearn for the mines, man.
876
00:42:54,980 --> 00:42:57,780
They yearn for the mines.
877
00:42:57,780 --> 00:43:01,460
Okay, is this some kind of bit now where there's just, you're fucking hitting my legs?
878
00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:04,820
There better be a fucking pickaxe over there, like, in the next episode.
879
00:43:05,860 --> 00:43:06,740
They yearn for the mines.
880
00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:09,220
Like the fucking Minecraft foam pickaxe that's across the room.
881
00:43:09,780 --> 00:43:10,820
Wait, we need to-
882
00:43:10,820 --> 00:43:11,700
Wait, it's been a while.
883
00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:14,180
We need to complete people's bingo cards.
884
00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:15,940
They yearn for the towers, man.
885
00:43:15,940 --> 00:43:17,140
They yearn for the towers.
886
00:43:17,140 --> 00:43:18,420
They yearn for the towers.
887
00:43:18,420 --> 00:43:19,860
Have you ever seen Hitler's art?
888
00:43:19,860 --> 00:43:20,660
It's yearning for the mines.
889
00:43:20,660 --> 00:43:21,160
There we go.
890
00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:28,980
And then there's also the OJ Simpson mines.
891
00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:31,220
Bleep, bleep, bleep, my last joke.
892
00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:32,260
No, I won't.
893
00:43:32,260 --> 00:43:33,140
Just bleep everything.
894
00:43:33,140 --> 00:43:33,860
Just bleep everything.
895
00:43:33,860 --> 00:43:35,060
Just bleep everything.
896
00:43:35,060 --> 00:43:36,340
Just bleep everything.
897
00:43:36,340 --> 00:43:38,500
I think bleeping it might actually make it worse.
898
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,220
In this specific circumstance.
899
00:43:42,260 --> 00:43:43,060
Actually, yeah.
900
00:43:43,060 --> 00:43:44,340
I don't think so.
901
00:43:44,340 --> 00:43:46,020
I think this is why those boys run.
902
00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:47,380
They got wet a little too far.
903
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:53,860
Oh, oh, but episode five wasn't too far, you say?
904
00:43:54,820 --> 00:43:58,500
Oh yeah, oh yeah, never mind.
905
00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:01,700
The thing that we've literally at PJKT advertised.
906
00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:03,460
Go look at the thumbnail for episode five.
907
00:44:03,460 --> 00:44:04,100
It's amazing.
908
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:06,740
Honestly, you know what?
909
00:44:06,740 --> 00:44:07,300
You know what?
910
00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:08,900
Yeah, yeah, fuck it.
911
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:09,300
Fuck it.
912
00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:10,260
Fuck it.
913
00:44:13,460 --> 00:44:15,460
Jeff Bezos, I fucking hate you.
914
00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:18,740
And if I ever see you in real life, I will kill you with my bare hands.
915
00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:19,240
In Minecraft.
916
00:44:21,140 --> 00:44:22,020
Not in Minecraft.
917
00:44:22,020 --> 00:44:22,580
Fuck you.
918
00:44:23,220 --> 00:44:26,740
And then I cut his mic here where he's saying the part that says not in Minecraft.
919
00:44:26,740 --> 00:44:27,620
Because we don't want to get.
920
00:44:27,620 --> 00:44:31,940
I will hold your throat until you cannot breathe anymore.
921
00:44:31,940 --> 00:44:34,740
And I will watch as the life goes out from your eyes.
922
00:44:34,740 --> 00:44:36,660
Hello, personal FBI agent.
923
00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:40,740
Yes, I'm very safe and you don't have to worry about this man.
924
00:44:40,740 --> 00:44:43,700
FBI agents suck my fucking dick.
925
00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:44,740
Eight lists now.
926
00:44:44,740 --> 00:44:45,700
He's on the gay list.
927
00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:46,740
You're on the gay list.
928
00:44:48,980 --> 00:44:50,260
No, I'm on the confirmed gay list.
929
00:44:50,260 --> 00:44:51,940
You're on the confused gay list.
930
00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:52,500
Where am I?
931
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:55,860
Listen, I am, listen, I am John Sexual.
932
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,380
I will fuck myself.
933
00:44:57,380 --> 00:45:03,140
I mean, when they made art of you as a female, you definitely did say that.
934
00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:07,780
That I don't even care if you were to fucking say that didn't happen.
935
00:45:07,780 --> 00:45:09,460
I mean, that just that just happened.
936
00:45:09,460 --> 00:45:10,420
Like, that's just fact.
937
00:45:10,420 --> 00:45:12,180
I don't even need evidence to know.
938
00:45:12,180 --> 00:45:13,060
Wait, what did you say?
939
00:45:14,660 --> 00:45:17,140
When I made art of you as a female, you definitely did say that.
940
00:45:18,740 --> 00:45:19,620
Oh, yeah.
941
00:45:19,620 --> 00:45:22,340
No, I am an egotistical individual.
942
00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:23,140
I am.
943
00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:25,540
I would fuck me.
944
00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:27,380
Doing myself, doing doing my.
945
00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:30,660
I'm sorry.
946
00:45:30,660 --> 00:45:31,460
I really liked that one.
947
00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:32,260
Would you fuck me?
948
00:45:32,260 --> 00:45:33,220
I would fuck me.
949
00:45:33,780 --> 00:45:34,500
Sorry, guys.
950
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:36,340
John's unfathomable because he's too busy fucking me.
951
00:45:36,340 --> 00:45:38,260
I'm going to wrap my hands around your.
952
00:45:41,140 --> 00:45:43,220
I've got a really good idea for this one.
953
00:45:43,220 --> 00:45:46,340
Bleeping exactly 50% of the words that you say,
954
00:45:46,340 --> 00:45:48,580
but keeping in the specifically the Twin Towers joke.
955
00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:50,740
Oh, shit.
956
00:45:50,740 --> 00:45:51,380
It.
957
00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:56,340
Shit, I can't see that.
958
00:45:57,860 --> 00:46:00,020
Do I need to add a clipping plane to the camera?
959
00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:00,420
I can't.
960
00:46:03,380 --> 00:46:04,260
Cover it in a little bit.
961
00:46:05,780 --> 00:46:08,420
Audio listeners, this is a very visual episode.
962
00:46:08,420 --> 00:46:08,980
You're fucked.
963
00:46:10,900 --> 00:46:13,940
But that's also because we're kind of all tired because we're all tired.
964
00:46:13,940 --> 00:46:16,820
His ADHD is off the walls because holy shit,
965
00:46:18,100 --> 00:46:19,620
because we haven't recorded in a couple of weeks.
966
00:46:19,620 --> 00:46:23,700
This one is a little bit later, but we're going to be doing better.
967
00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:27,860
We have technical issues and then you had technical issues and.
968
00:46:28,580 --> 00:46:34,100
I have technical issues and you had emotional issues and you got EB issues and I got.
969
00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:36,100
You're a robot.
970
00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:38,740
And we never talked about anything that I did because.
971
00:46:38,740 --> 00:46:40,580
Would you care to talk about the things that you did?
972
00:46:42,020 --> 00:46:42,580
I guess.
973
00:46:42,580 --> 00:46:44,340
No, no one else cares here.
974
00:46:45,380 --> 00:46:46,260
Was the thing.
975
00:46:47,300 --> 00:46:48,020
I do care for that.
976
00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:50,420
I do care for that because I played it and it was cool.
977
00:46:51,060 --> 00:46:52,900
Did it get like it was for a thing?
978
00:46:52,900 --> 00:46:54,660
Did it get reviewed by him yet?
979
00:46:54,660 --> 00:46:54,980
It was.
980
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:57,380
If it didn't, yes, then maybe we'll tell them.
981
00:46:57,380 --> 00:46:59,620
I actually don't know if it did.
982
00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:04,180
So to explain, so there are a couple of things that have been happening for me.
983
00:47:04,180 --> 00:47:07,460
Number one, I got back into streaming regularly.
984
00:47:09,860 --> 00:47:14,260
And I've been, I've mostly been streaming like whenever I do.
985
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:17,380
The VR chat avatars.
986
00:47:17,380 --> 00:47:19,060
And that's been going really well.
987
00:47:19,060 --> 00:47:21,060
I've been getting a lot of really good responses from it.
988
00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:24,660
It's quite entertaining because.
989
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:29,220
I'm already at a point where it's like, I want to do another version of the Fox.
990
00:47:29,220 --> 00:47:32,260
But I wasn't for sure, so I went back onto.
991
00:47:33,620 --> 00:47:38,500
X the everything app, formerly known as Twitter, and I asked rock as if I should do it.
992
00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:43,300
And then again, it's about a nonsense about Elon Musk being the light of the world.
993
00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:47,140
And being the iron new God.
994
00:47:47,140 --> 00:47:49,700
And I was really confused about what grok was telling me.
995
00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:55,380
So, but I, I then just close the app and then reopened it.
996
00:47:55,380 --> 00:47:57,860
Cause I wanted to scroll through my ex feed.
997
00:48:00,020 --> 00:48:01,060
So, but.
998
00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:03,940
Cool.
999
00:48:03,940 --> 00:48:05,380
I can continue talking now.
1000
00:48:05,380 --> 00:48:13,460
But yeah, I'm wanting to already do a new version of the Fox.
1001
00:48:17,460 --> 00:48:25,380
As for what me and Nana were talking about, I also did, I took part in the pirate software game jam.
1002
00:48:25,380 --> 00:48:26,740
He did the thing he hates.
1003
00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:28,420
Coding.
1004
00:48:28,420 --> 00:48:30,180
Programming.
1005
00:48:31,780 --> 00:48:35,060
Jeff Bezos, I'm going to wrap my hands around your throat.
1006
00:48:35,060 --> 00:48:36,260
And make sure that I see.
1007
00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:38,100
He didn't make a program.
1008
00:48:39,860 --> 00:48:44,740
The developer of assembly.
1009
00:48:44,740 --> 00:48:47,380
No, no, it's, I know it's not his fault.
1010
00:48:47,380 --> 00:48:50,820
I that's just something I could feel better right now.
1011
00:48:50,820 --> 00:48:58,660
Anyways, cause I like the idea of choking Jeff Bezos, his life out of his existence.
1012
00:48:59,300 --> 00:48:59,460
So.
1013
00:48:59,460 --> 00:49:08,820
So I took part in that the theme was alchemy and shadow or shadows and alchemy.
1014
00:49:09,540 --> 00:49:18,900
And so I interpreted that as you are playing as a, you're playing as a witch.
1015
00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:20,100
Don't confuse that with bitch.
1016
00:49:20,820 --> 00:49:21,780
That's what Nana was.
1017
00:49:22,740 --> 00:49:28,180
You're playing as a witch and you lost your memory, but you are going through
1018
00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:33,460
the areas and you're finding spell pages and spells and stuff like that.
1019
00:49:33,460 --> 00:49:40,660
And then you're deciphering them with actual ciphers and then you're using those to be
1020
00:49:40,660 --> 00:49:43,700
able to progress through the game.
1021
00:49:45,140 --> 00:49:50,100
I'm worried that sometimes the ciphers might be a bit too difficult to figure out.
1022
00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:54,420
And I, I'm a bit worried about that, but to a certain extent, like in terms of overall,
1023
00:49:54,420 --> 00:49:56,340
I do really like the concept.
1024
00:49:56,340 --> 00:49:58,340
And I would like to continue it.
1025
00:49:58,980 --> 00:50:00,980
Now, when are we adding multiplayer?
1026
00:50:02,420 --> 00:50:07,220
No, no, I know you fucking hate yourself.
1027
00:50:08,340 --> 00:50:11,300
No, I don't want to do that.
1028
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:19,780
I, I, when I was trying to win a billion dollars so he can hire someone to do programming for
1029
00:50:19,780 --> 00:50:22,580
him so he can do all the art things pretty much.
1030
00:50:22,580 --> 00:50:25,940
I just want to do the art aspect of things.
1031
00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:28,340
I don't want to fucking program.
1032
00:50:29,540 --> 00:50:35,060
All the fucking memes, the grok thing you kept fucking mentioning, which fuck you, by the
1033
00:50:35,060 --> 00:50:39,620
way, I swear you would actually use something like a chat GPT to fucking program shit for
1034
00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:42,900
you just because of how much you hate programming and how much you like doing the art aspect.
1035
00:50:42,900 --> 00:50:48,900
Oh no, I, I, I hate programming, but I'm not going to lower myself to an absolute piece
1036
00:50:48,900 --> 00:50:52,900
of shit that needs to be dead in a ditch levels.
1037
00:50:52,900 --> 00:50:56,900
Like that's, I'm not going to lower myself to that.
1038
00:50:56,900 --> 00:51:02,340
I'm going to actually do the work because I actually take pride in the work that I do
1039
00:51:02,340 --> 00:51:06,180
and I'm not just a lazy little piece of shit that doesn't want to do things.
1040
00:51:06,180 --> 00:51:10,020
He likes pulling his hair out instead of having an ego the size of the moon, except he still
1041
00:51:10,020 --> 00:51:12,020
has the ego just in a different way.
1042
00:51:12,740 --> 00:51:13,700
It's still an ego.
1043
00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:15,140
It's just not an AI shaped one.
1044
00:51:15,140 --> 00:51:16,820
Here's my final message.
1045
00:51:16,820 --> 00:51:20,980
To all of you AI bitches out there, please fucking die.
1046
00:51:20,980 --> 00:51:24,980
Anyways, this episode is very aggressive.
1047
00:51:24,980 --> 00:51:26,980
I hate it.
1048
00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:30,980
This is what happens when you're tired.
1049
00:51:30,980 --> 00:51:32,020
Yeah.
1050
00:51:32,020 --> 00:51:33,540
And next time we won't be tired.
1051
00:51:33,540 --> 00:51:35,540
Next time we're going to be on it.
1052
00:51:35,540 --> 00:51:38,420
Seven artists communities next year.
1053
00:51:38,420 --> 00:51:41,780
We're going to AI is not socially acceptable in this community.
1054
00:51:41,780 --> 00:51:45,780
So on the next episode, we're going to be on it.
1055
00:51:45,780 --> 00:51:51,140
On the next episode of the podcast, we will all be on crack cocaine so that we can be
1056
00:51:51,140 --> 00:51:53,140
the fuck awake.
1057
00:51:53,140 --> 00:52:00,500
If I ever meet an AI artist in real life, I will show you to death with my bare hands
1058
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:02,500
alongside Jeff Bezos.
1059
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:07,860
I will have one hand on you and one hand on Bezos and just watching the both of you just
1060
00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:09,860
slowly die.
1061
00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:16,980
And then I will have to ask Rock on X the everything app, formerly known as Twitter,
1062
00:52:16,980 --> 00:52:19,540
how to get rid of bodies.
1063
00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:21,780
But that's something that I'll deal with later.
1064
00:52:21,780 --> 00:52:23,060
And Grock will help out with that.
1065
00:52:23,060 --> 00:52:27,460
If he doesn't get confused and tell me that Elon Musk is the greatest thing on earth.
1066
00:52:27,460 --> 00:52:28,340
No guarantees.
1067
00:52:28,340 --> 00:52:33,380
I'm going to I think for that one, I'm going to bleep out specifically all the not bad
1068
00:52:33,380 --> 00:52:35,380
parts and only keep in the bad parts.
1069
00:52:35,380 --> 00:52:38,420
And we'll see how that sounds.
1070
00:52:38,420 --> 00:52:42,420
You don't want to include me.
1071
00:52:42,420 --> 00:52:44,420
Strangle Jeff Bezos.
1072
00:52:44,420 --> 00:52:46,420
Elon Musk is the greatest person.
1073
00:52:46,420 --> 00:52:48,420
I'm going to get banned on Twitch.
1074
00:52:48,420 --> 00:52:50,420
I'm going to.
1075
00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:52,420
Fei, for you.
1076
00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:54,420
I was going to say hell.
1077
00:52:54,420 --> 00:52:56,420
I was going to say jail.
1078
00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:58,420
Neither of those are true.
1079
00:52:58,420 --> 00:53:00,420
What's the place?
1080
00:53:00,420 --> 00:53:04,420
Oh no, whoever is the killer Jeff Bezos is immediately going to heaven.
1081
00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:08,420
You that is like quadruple points for heaven right there.
1082
00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:10,420
I can't believe this shit.
1083
00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:12,420
I can't believe these things are being said.
1084
00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:16,420
I don't know why can't you believe these things?
1085
00:53:16,420 --> 00:53:20,420
Why do you not expect this type of behavior from me?
1086
00:53:20,420 --> 00:53:22,420
Why do you not expect these types of things?
1087
00:53:22,420 --> 00:53:26,420
You've heard me say these things before.
1088
00:53:26,420 --> 00:53:28,420
I said this type of shit to my parents before.
1089
00:53:28,420 --> 00:53:32,420
I've told my mother that I want to put a bullet in Jeff Bezos head at one point in time.
1090
00:53:32,420 --> 00:53:36,420
Motherfucker, I can't accept that too.
1091
00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:38,420
I fucking, no.
1092
00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:44,420
We can't do that given the circumstance that I'm in with my career.
1093
00:53:44,420 --> 00:53:48,420
I can.
1094
00:53:48,420 --> 00:53:50,420
Chat, I'm scared.
1095
00:53:50,420 --> 00:53:52,420
Wait, we're live?
1096
00:53:52,420 --> 00:53:54,420
Chat, I'm scared.
1097
00:53:54,420 --> 00:53:56,420
No, we're not live.
1098
00:53:56,420 --> 00:53:58,420
John Fisch, CEO of Amazon.
1099
00:53:58,420 --> 00:54:02,420
This is absolutely wild.
1100
00:54:02,420 --> 00:54:06,420
These things are being said.
1101
00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:10,420
Jeff is an XPC operator as well.
1102
00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:14,420
He's re-playing on the board.
1103
00:54:14,420 --> 00:54:18,420
John Fisch, CEO of Amazon.
1104
00:54:18,420 --> 00:54:20,420
I got that one, yes.
1105
00:54:20,420 --> 00:54:24,420
Can we do pirate laws and I can just take it over?
1106
00:54:24,420 --> 00:54:26,420
How about pirate laws?
1107
00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:28,420
You just take it over?
1108
00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:30,420
You just take it over?
1109
00:54:30,420 --> 00:54:32,420
That's it?
1110
00:54:32,420 --> 00:54:34,420
Can I just steal Amazon?
1111
00:54:34,420 --> 00:54:36,420
Like Gru stealing the moon.
1112
00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:38,420
Can I steal Amazon?
1113
00:54:38,420 --> 00:54:40,420
Jeff Bezos incites parlay.
1114
00:54:40,420 --> 00:54:44,420
Well, fuck, now you gotta talk to him.
1115
00:54:44,420 --> 00:54:48,420
Sorry, now you gotta fucking talk to the guy you don't want to talk to.
1116
00:54:48,420 --> 00:54:54,420
I mean, you know, if we're going by that logic, you kinda just gotta.
1117
00:54:54,420 --> 00:54:58,420
No, no, don't initiate parlay.
1118
00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:04,420
To be fair, you're the one who mentioned the Yarr Harfellas.
1119
00:55:04,420 --> 00:55:08,420
Damn it.
1120
00:55:08,420 --> 00:55:12,420
Someone actually did that to me at one point while I was streaming.
1121
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:14,420
I had the curtains avatar.
1122
00:55:14,420 --> 00:55:16,420
Fucking cardboard cat out of Dinnerbone.
1123
00:55:16,420 --> 00:55:18,420
Sorry, continue.
1124
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:22,420
I had a gun pulled out on someone and he just looks at me and he's like.
1125
00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:26,420
He pulls out a gun as well and we're both just aiming at each other and he's just like
1126
00:55:26,420 --> 00:55:30,420
there's only one thing for us to do in this situation.
1127
00:55:30,420 --> 00:55:32,420
Parlay.
1128
00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:36,420
He just says parlay.
1129
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:38,420
And then we just start saying parlay back and forth to each other.
1130
00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:40,420
And we're both just like parlay.
1131
00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:42,420
Parlay.
1132
00:55:42,420 --> 00:55:44,420
Make that shit into a song.
1133
00:55:44,420 --> 00:55:48,420
That definitely was a lag spike for a man out there.
1134
00:55:48,420 --> 00:55:50,420
No, it would never be a lag spike.
1135
00:55:50,420 --> 00:55:54,420
I would never lag spike in the history of ever but it's at least good that my internet didn't go out.
1136
00:55:54,420 --> 00:55:56,420
I fucking.
1137
00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:58,420
I coughed on you.
1138
00:55:58,420 --> 00:56:00,420
And then the internet issue goes to you.
1139
00:56:00,420 --> 00:56:02,420
It's like the new strand of Covid.
1140
00:56:02,420 --> 00:56:06,420
You cough on somebody and then your tech problems go to them.
1141
00:56:06,420 --> 00:56:08,420
Oh my god, hang on.
1142
00:56:08,420 --> 00:56:10,420
I need to read.
1143
00:56:10,420 --> 00:56:12,420
I need to read something funny.
1144
00:56:12,420 --> 00:56:14,420
I won't have any recording problems with Audacity.
1145
00:56:14,420 --> 00:56:16,420
That's what they want you to.
1146
00:56:16,420 --> 00:56:18,420
The government wants you to think that you've solved your problems.
1147
00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:20,420
However, they're going to pop up again.
1148
00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:22,420
Also, the government made Audacity.
1149
00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:24,420
It's a cellular file that has two terabytes of storage.
1150
00:56:24,420 --> 00:56:26,420
I can't log in.
1151
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:28,420
So I don't think I'm going to run out of storage.
1152
00:56:28,420 --> 00:56:30,420
I see, okay. But to be fair, General Electric made everything except for Audacity.
1153
00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:32,420
That was made by the government.
1154
00:56:32,420 --> 00:56:34,420
And they want you to think that your tech problems are gone.
1155
00:56:34,420 --> 00:56:36,420
To make you download more copies of Audacity.
1156
00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:40,420
I have 478 copies of Audacity on my fucking computer.
1157
00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:42,420
And you can't stop me.
1158
00:56:42,420 --> 00:56:44,420
Now if they see what I'm working with.
1159
00:56:44,420 --> 00:56:46,420
I will pirate Audacity.
1160
00:56:46,420 --> 00:56:48,420
Fuck.
1161
00:56:48,420 --> 00:56:50,420
It's free.
1162
00:56:50,420 --> 00:56:52,420
It might even be open. I think it's even open source.
1163
00:56:52,420 --> 00:56:54,420
He's walking into the GitHub headquarters.
1164
00:56:54,420 --> 00:56:56,420
And he's going to fucking take the rack.
1165
00:56:56,420 --> 00:56:58,420
He's taking the rack.
1166
00:56:58,420 --> 00:57:00,420
I'm going to steal GitHub.
1167
00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:02,420
Like Gru stole the moon.
1168
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:04,420
Minions!
1169
00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:06,420
Today we're stealing everything that's free!
1170
00:57:06,420 --> 00:57:08,420
Like street signs.
1171
00:57:08,420 --> 00:57:10,420
I mean, well, if things are free to download on GitHub.
1172
00:57:10,420 --> 00:57:12,420
I mean, you can just walk in there and take the server racks.
1173
00:57:12,420 --> 00:57:16,420
No?
1174
00:57:16,420 --> 00:57:18,420
Like...
1175
00:57:18,420 --> 00:57:20,420
I should try that.
1176
00:57:20,420 --> 00:57:22,420
Where's GitHub at?
1177
00:57:22,420 --> 00:57:24,420
Give that a try.
1178
00:57:24,420 --> 00:57:26,420
Report back if you don't get shot by security.
1179
00:57:26,420 --> 00:57:28,420
They won't shoot me.
1180
00:57:28,420 --> 00:57:34,420
Because I will let them know that this is something that was told to me to do by Croc on XCEverything.
1181
00:57:34,420 --> 00:57:36,420
A formerly known as Twitter.
1182
00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:38,420
I will just let them know that I was informed that I needed to do that.
1183
00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:42,420
This is the worst fucking episode so far.
1184
00:57:42,420 --> 00:57:44,420
This is the worst one.
1185
00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:46,420
But also has some of the best moments.
1186
00:57:46,420 --> 00:57:48,420
But what the fuck?
1187
00:57:48,420 --> 00:57:50,420
You realize that it all went downhill immediately when I started talking.
1188
00:57:50,420 --> 00:57:52,420
Well, you see, it all went downhill when we were born.
1189
00:57:52,420 --> 00:57:54,420
And then it went more downhill when the internet fucking hates us.
1190
00:57:54,420 --> 00:57:56,420
And then it all went downhill when...
1191
00:57:56,420 --> 00:57:58,420
But see, here's the thing.
1192
00:57:58,420 --> 00:58:00,420
I asked Grok on X the everything app,
1193
00:58:00,420 --> 00:58:02,420
and he said,
1194
00:58:02,420 --> 00:58:04,420
I'm going to steal everything that's free.
1195
00:58:04,420 --> 00:58:06,420
I'm going to steal everything that's free.
1196
00:58:06,420 --> 00:58:08,420
Grok on X the everything app,
1197
00:58:08,420 --> 00:58:10,420
formerly known as Twitter.
1198
00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:12,420
If things will get better.
1199
00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:18,420
And he said that Elon Musk will be saving everyone.
1200
00:58:18,420 --> 00:58:20,420
And...
1201
00:58:20,420 --> 00:58:22,420
How do we finish up, Nano?
1202
00:58:22,420 --> 00:58:24,420
Here's the guy with the camera.
1203
00:58:24,420 --> 00:58:28,420
And he will make everything better for the world.
1204
00:58:28,420 --> 00:58:34,420
And save everyone from horribleness.
1205
00:58:34,420 --> 00:58:36,420
And if you follow the Musk,
1206
00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:40,420
then everything will be better.
1207
00:58:40,420 --> 00:58:44,420
Thank you all for being here for today's episode of Final Three Braincells Podcast.
1208
00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:46,420
The next one will be better than this.
1209
00:58:46,420 --> 00:58:48,420
We're just really fucking tired.
1210
00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:50,420
And we don't know what we were doing.
1211
00:58:50,420 --> 00:58:54,420
And we didn't have a script to go by or a list of things or any kind of fucking mental sanity today.
1212
00:58:54,420 --> 00:58:56,420
Because today has been something else.
1213
00:58:56,420 --> 00:58:58,420
I also can't even think straight either.
1214
00:58:58,420 --> 00:59:02,420
Ask your local Grok on X the everything app,
1215
00:59:02,420 --> 00:59:04,420
formerly known as Twitter,
1216
00:59:04,420 --> 00:59:06,420
if Geico is right for you.
1217
00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:10,420
Or if you should use protection during sex.
1218
00:59:10,420 --> 00:59:15,420
If you want to find more of our socials and all the things we do,
1219
00:59:15,420 --> 00:59:17,420
minus John because he's going to be removed from the site,
1220
00:59:17,420 --> 00:59:21,420
please go visit F3BPodcast.com
1221
00:59:21,420 --> 00:59:23,420
And you can find links to all the things we do,
1222
00:59:23,420 --> 00:59:28,420
like a fucking thermonuclear bomb that detonates whenever you click on his profile,
1223
00:59:28,420 --> 00:59:30,420
because obviously we fucking need one,
1224
00:59:30,420 --> 00:59:33,420
as a good representation of what I'm going to drop on his house.
1225
00:59:33,420 --> 00:59:34,420
A bomb.
1226
00:59:34,420 --> 00:59:36,420
Except this is not an admission of guilt.
1227
00:59:36,420 --> 00:59:38,420
This is a joke.
1228
00:59:38,420 --> 00:59:40,420
And you gotta believe that.
1229
00:59:40,420 --> 00:59:46,420
You can find all of my socials through Grok on X the everything app,
1230
00:59:46,420 --> 00:59:47,420
formerly known as Twitter.
1231
00:59:47,420 --> 00:59:50,420
Remember to eat corn.
1232
00:59:50,420 --> 00:59:51,420
I'm just a raccoon.
1233
00:59:51,420 --> 00:59:53,420
Remember to eat corn.
1234
00:59:53,420 --> 00:59:56,420
There's a raccoon somewhere behind the set now in front of the set.
1235
00:59:56,420 --> 00:59:57,420
Don't worry about that one.
1236
00:59:57,420 --> 00:59:59,420
The raccoon is right there.
1237
00:59:59,420 --> 01:00:01,420
Consume your mattress.
1238
01:00:01,420 --> 01:00:03,420
Eat Prilosec.
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Outro.
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You're not supposed to say outro.
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That's not you.
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Outro.
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Well, it's not outro, so I say it.
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Wait, I kind of said it twice.
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Wait, wait, but it undid itself because I said it twice.
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Ask Groc on XCEverything app, formerly known as Twitter,
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if this is the outro.
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Outro.
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Hello everyone, editor Nano here. I just wanted to give some context before this episode starts.
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Due to a hiatus that we had to go under for this show, we have had episodes 12, 13, 14, and 15
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all recorded about a couple of months ago, and we're just now finally getting around to uploading
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them. Just letting you know this in case there's any timing specific things we mention in these
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episodes, just know that they were recorded a couple of months ago. But we'll be getting back to
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brand new episodes starting at episode 16.
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Oh, oh, I do have something to talk about, but it's really weird.
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Can you like, stand still for a moment, you ADHD ass fucker?
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Yeah, I really need medication.
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You really do? Okay, yes, you do have a- you have a silly thing- wait, no,
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I said who the fuck I am, and then John- John said John. Who are you?
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Yeah.
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I'm Gears Master, I'm gonna be doing streaming and video- video soon.
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I'm still working on the- the editing for one of them, kind of been getting off-kilter on many
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things.
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I need to fuck you.
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Nano, I swear to God I will fucking eat your family!
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The meat grinder?
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Nano, you're going babble- but you're the one who rambles on the most.
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No, not for the intros though. See, for the intros,
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he says he's Gears Master, and then I say fuck you, for no particular reason.
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I'm Gears Master?
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And then he says fuck me- wait, no, not that.
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I'm just a random raccoon named Faye that I found in a dumpster somewhere, now I'm here.
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We don't talk about that one.
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We don't talk about the one that's stolen his spot on the couch today, for some reason.
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It's because I- it's because I was not- I wasn't thinking I was gonna have anything
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to talk about today, but I actually want to talk about the Olympics.
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What specifically? Okay, if you want to start off with the Olympics, go for it,
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but like, I've only seen like a thing or two from it.
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Is this- is it the obvious?
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Is it the sharpshooter Eve- uh, Ivan?
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I showed him to my dad today, even.
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Turkey?
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I showed him to my- I showed him that fucking photo of him to my dad in the
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fucking waiting room to the urgent care today.
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Um, cause there's nothing to do, it's like, hey, check out this photo.
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Standing there with the gun.
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Yeah, the comparison photo where it's him and her, like, both standing next to each other.
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Tours like the other contestants.
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I looked at the posture of some of the guys who were firing, and I forget that you kind of have
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to like, do that posture because you're shooting one-handed, and I'm over here just like, mother
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of god, if I had that- I- so, I- I used to date a guy, and we went shooting together, um, and
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I had to correct their posture so fucking bad on so many parts because they, uh, how to explain
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this, they basically were leaning backwards while shooting, whenever they- they were holding it with
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both hands, like, forward-front, having their arms locked and everything, and then leaning
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backwards heavily while firing their gun.
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No.
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And we were just like, okay, first of all, nope, I am shoving you forward first, you are gonna
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lean forward and go into it, and then secondarily, you're gonna put- you're gonna stagger your legs
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out so that you have one leading out, and now you're gonna fire with elbows bent.
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Yeah, like, I don't think it takes even knowing anything about guns or anything about physics
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to know that having your- like, your elbows locked is probably a bad idea.
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It was the first time they ever shot a pistol.
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If you even know that, like, a projectile comes out of the thing you're holding at a fast speed,
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I think you just know to maybe bend those elbows a little bit.
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Just a little bit.
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I was in- I was in Boy Scouts whenever I was really young.
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Uh, I've been in Boy Scouts for over 13 years.
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What does Boy Scouts have to do with the Olympics?
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Well, it's about shooting.
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Oh, there's boys in the Olympics, right.
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Okay, continue.
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Boys in the oly- wait, what?
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Okay, so I was in Boy Scouts, and whenever we were going through our- whenever there was an outing,
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we called the shooting out- outing because we gotta shoot guns.
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It was.22 caliber, it's really small of a guys.
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Uh, but we had to- we actually had to get someone who was, um, National Rifle Association trained,
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as in NRA trained, and actually have them come over and train us how to handle and respect
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the firearms that we're gonna be firing at the next outing and making sure that we know exactly
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what to do and what not to do and making sure that no one kills anyone.
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Um, I always loved those outings, they were some of my favorites.
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I shot.22,.223s, and 12 gauge and 10- 20 gauge, and they were so much fun to shoot.
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It was such a grand old time, but whenever I have someone who I'm gonna be training,
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or I'm like, whenever I'm like, I actually took my mom, my mom out to the range, and I was just like,
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okay mom, you need to respect this thing, it is a scaly little boy, look at him go.
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You're also gonna feel some recoil, I'm just gonna give you like a good example of what you're gonna
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feel, and so while the gun was not loaded or anything like that, I literally just hold the
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top of the gun and like grip it and then kind of push back a bit, and she's like, okay, I can deal
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with that, and then she loaded up the right, the pistol started firing, and she's like, yeah,
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I still can't do that, and I'm like, it's okay.
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Uh, but no, um, I-
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So why were you mentioning this with the- with the Olympics? Where does this tie into the Olympics?
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That's cause I- I- ADHD. But no, uh, Olympics, I actually was- I found it hilarious how funny the
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postures were of the guys who were firing, of like all the training equipment. I only saw like one or two other people?
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Like, I didn't really see a lot of them. Like one of them just had their posture being like a fucking, like,
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it was- it looked like that, and it wasn't like face to face support, it was leaning back, it was a
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leaning backwards posture and then holding- they held the gun like this, forward, front, honestly,
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the way that, um, Eve- uh, I'm gonna read this, um, I'm gonna read this, um, I'm gonna read this,
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um, Eve- uh, whatever his name was, the guy who got silver was holding his- honestly, that's like the
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best fucking stance for a- like, if you're holding a- holding a firearm, like, one-handed, and you have to
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shoot like that, that is like one of the best stance. It keeps your- it keeps like a good fucking stabilization
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throughout the entire body, and the thing is, if you notice, you can see him swaying as he's aiming up,
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and you can see that he's like aiming up and then fires at like the exact moment he needs to in this
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way, and it's just like, wow, he's been doing this for a very long time.
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So obviously the higher- like hitman though.
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But it looks like he just like popped out of-
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It basically looks like he just like popped out of-
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Definitely. Definitely, 100%. Um, they died, they will be back in a moment.
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They just died.
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Maybe or maybe not. Oh no, that is an idle animation. Yep, they- she's gonna be like,
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she's fucking dead. Uh, but at least it's not my internet going out as mine proceeds to go out.
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She just sent in the discord, uh, my internet cut out.
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That's what I was saying.
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But no, uh, and then there was also this one specific gymnast in the Olympics who I, uh,
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I- I dislike her promotions on parmesan.
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What?
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Uh, she was- she was, uh, she had a sponsorship with the parmesan cheese company,
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and they literally had her pose with giant wheels of cheese.
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I like cheese. I'm a very big cheese-
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Yeah, I love cheese.
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I love the cheese.
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Well, okay, well-
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Okay, I can have- she put her coochie on the cheese.
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Take my wallet!
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Extra flavor.
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Extra flavor?
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I- she did a split on the- she did a split on the cheese and a leotard.
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Extra flavor.
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So you're saying that some people want the cheese more and you want to-
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I wanna burn the cheese cause now it touched a cooch.
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Don't burn the cheese, that's still cheese!
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No, no, no, no.
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Let's go cooking the cheese.
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Now look, that's not my type of cheese.
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But you can make cheez-its out of it.
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You can make cheez-its out of it, and therefore, it is a national treasure.
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No, no, coochie cheese, no cheese.
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Man, Gere's just no fun.
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He'll talk about the Olympics and he'll say,
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we can't have fucking cheese, what's next, huh?
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No cheese!
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There was a guy who projectile vomited on the floor.
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I saw an image of that!
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Oh god.
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Well, it was right after they got out of the fucking filthy-ass river.
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Yeah, the French Olympics.
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The French river.
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The French olympics, in a nutshell, floor vomit.
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I think, if I recall correctly, I heard a little bit about that,
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of like, they paid a lot of money to have this river that was fucking disgusting,
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like cleaned to the best of its ability, which did like fucking nothing,
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so that it could be swam in, because the river is substantial for historical reasons or something.
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I think I also heard something about people making it dirty again,
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like while they're fucking cleaning it up, just because they're like,
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no, fuck you, you're trying to come clean up our dirty-ass fucking river?
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Man, was that France?
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I don't know if that was France or not, so French people are fucking crazy.
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I don't know.
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We already knew that.
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And if not, I'm sure people are also crazy.
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I was gonna be looking on the...
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I need to look on the shit, because...
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What in fucking Christ's name?
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Holy shit!
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We've got a new discovery for you right here, right now, live.
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Live recording.
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I think it's the air rifle specifically, not the pistols, but the air rifles,
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or whatever the fuck they're called, and there's just this one person,
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how they scope up is that they put their...
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They're like, okay, let me see this picture.
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We're doing the research, we're taking a look here.
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Oh my God, they have both their hands on the same side of the rifle, like this.
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Like this.
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So, one, the trigger fingers are here, and the gripping like this, but the...
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Our hands twisted arm.
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Under-ear listener's not even gonna try to explain it.
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And then...
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Like, they have their...
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Do you remember when my ass was jank?
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On one of the episodes?
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That's a good description.
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That's what they fucking look like!
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That's exactly what they look like on their back arch.
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That is funny.
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Holy fuck, what in God's...
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So, the femboy spine posture is what you're saying.
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Oh my God, I don't know how to send this to you guys.
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How do I send this to you guys?
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I don't know, you'd put it somewhere?
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Cochette is on Twitter.
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You'd put it somewhere?
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It's on Twitter, but I don't know, can I save the image?
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Let me see, save images!
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While you're sending that as well, I think I did have one thing pinned that I did want
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to talk about a little bit, which was the... Anyone remember the fucking...
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All the Windows shit that happened?
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No, you know, not Windows specifically.
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That actually jeopardized me getting a job.
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Really?
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That like affected you directly?
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Holy...
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So, what happened is that...
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Can I explain for a moment?
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Because you've been doing a lot of talking.
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Or do you want to keep talking?
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I want to keep talking.
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Let me just explain the shittiest way now that you gave me the floor.
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Sting broke a...
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Boost screen, no.
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Oh my god, okay, no.
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You go.
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As a resident technical person...
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I don't remember exactly what the... Shut up.
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I don't remember exactly what the company was, but they made a software that a lot of companies
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tend to use for backing up a lot of their files.
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They released an update?
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That would cause the... That would just do a infinite loop through the Windows system
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and then would just... Break it.
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Would just blue screen the computer.
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Unfortunately, a huge amount of places and companies and stuff use that software,
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including like airplane places.
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A lot of major businesses and banks and all sorts of other stuff use this software.
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So there is a portion of time where nothing functioned.
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I think there's an estimate of about 40 to 60 billion dollars lost.
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It is a fuck ton.
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But there is one company that wasn't affected, at least in terms of flights for this issue.
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Also to clarify, it's Cloudstrike and it's a...
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It's Cloudstrike is the name and it's a...
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I think it's an anti-malware suite specifically.
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They might have other products as well.
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It's primarily advertised as an anti-malware suite for businesses specifically.
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And yeah, Southwest Airlines, because what was it they still run on Windows?
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Which Windows was it?
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It was like 3.1 or something.
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Yeah, Windows 3.1.
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They're ancient.
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Which by the way...
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Okay, so as someone who is the resident...
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Let me just say, Windows 3.1, that's not even Windows, that's just...
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It's just DOS. That's still DOS.
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So the funny part about it is that as a resident person who has had a long history of aviation,
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in which the job that I was actually applying for is in the aviation industry,
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that's why it affected me so damn hard.
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Oh no.
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So, here's the thing about most of the systems in aviation, they are ancient.
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They still work...
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Okay, they still work on the...
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They still work on tech that is from the 1970s.
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Half the aircraft that are out in the air flying are from the 70s.
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No, I am not shitting you.
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Most of them are from the 70s.
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Not many new aircraft have been actually made.
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So, except for Boeing and Airbus is actually probably the best.
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Unfortunately.
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Unfortunately.
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Yeah, that's what I was about to say.
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A320, the A320s are really damn good.
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I've flown in several of them.
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They're really nice.
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The A220s from the previous generation, my mom's actually worked with them as well.
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She worked for a company that specifically...
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Do you know Ty Warner?
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Here's what the fuck you...
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What?
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This is...
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This is too much into...
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What?
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They made those?
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Wait, hold on.
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No, you were just...
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No, you cannot fucking mention airplanes and Beanie Babies are the same fucking topic.
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I can because the guy who actually made Beanie Babies gets their aircraft certified or gets
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their aircraft mostly customized and everything like that at a specific company.
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And I'm not going to mention the company because of information reasoning,
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but I've actually seen it.
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It's really cool.
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Is this public knowledge that the guy who made Beanie Babies as...
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What?
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What do you even...
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No clue.
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But...
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They get their aircraft serviced at a certain place and I don't want to mention exactly
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what place.
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But no, the place I was going in for a job interview at,
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they were having a really shitty day that day that I came in for my interview.
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I was supposed to shadow, but it was way too busy of a day because
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most of the systems were shut down because of the fucking blue.
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I hope you really like the color blue that day.
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I literally went in for the interview entirely just by itself.
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And I think I really did a shitty job at the interview.
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I need to get taught how to do interviews.
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But no, because I'm way too fucking honest when it comes down to interviews because
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I don't like lying.
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You need to stop being a lying sack of shit.
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No, don't do that.
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But no, most systems inside of aircrafts are ancient as hell.
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Even the teaching methods are as well, though I haven't seen any newer ones
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without a company that's extremely oof.
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Um, but yeah, no, aircrafts are ancient as fuck.
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Even the methods are.
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But honestly, they are extremely reliable because of how the FAA runs their shit.
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I am not kidding you.
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They do it on a basically like whenever something happens,
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they immediately ground everything and then figure out what the fuck happened.
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And then whenever they find out the issue, they get the fix out.
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And then they tell the mechanics here, here's the new fucking documentation
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on the specific aircraft and how you should handle this specific issue.
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If it comes up in your shop, fucking fix it.
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And unless you're rolling, unless you're bowing, in which case,
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do the exact opposite of the thing that you were told to fix.
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Actually, the thing is that bowing as well.
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Yeah, yeah, it's just they don't.
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Yeah, they just they don't actually do it.
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So the thing is that most of the most of the things of the whenever comes on a maintenance side,
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if there's ever an issue, like let's say actually,
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I have a story for this one because it's hilarious.
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Oh, boy.
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Kind of.
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Um, so there was, I think in the 1990s or night or the early 2000s,
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I think it was Mcdouglas aircraft, the MD 10 or 11.
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Uh, there was a service for the pylon that was being done by American Airlines back in the day.
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And the guy who was doing the servicing for those that specific pylon pylons,
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by the way, are the connection between the engine and the wing.
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So the wing and then you have the pylon, the stretch across to connect the engine
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to the rest of the body of the aircraft.
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How they got it off was that they lifted the engine with a fucking forklift,
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which was not FAA certified or quali or even just mentioned.
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And whenever they were putting it back on, they caused these little dents inside the pylon.
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And here's the bad part about that.
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Stress risers.
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Uh, stress risers, whenever we put a dent in material,
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and it basically causes a stress point in which whenever it flexes,
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it will break at and continue to shear through material.
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And let me tell you, it will shear through almost everything if not handled properly.
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And so during a point in the flights, all of a sudden,
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the engine would flip over the wing and kill everybody.
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This happened for about three or four flights.
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The guy who actually did it and had the services that were all in a thing.
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I don't think I think he's still on FBI's most wanted.
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Basically everything a mechanic does, if not done by the FAA manuals or the air book,
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just basically the maintenance manuals, if not done to the strict word of the maintenance manuals,
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can get slapstick with million dollar fines or with homicide charges up in the 300s.
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Oh, and Nando sent me a panel either.
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Before we get to that, I want to say, because we didn't even say this at the start of the episode,
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we haven't recorded in like three weeks.
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There's a little, little status update there because for you guys,
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there'll be like a one week gap between episodes.
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We have recorded in like three weeks, however, because what was the first one?
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What were even the three reasons why each one was was scanned?
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I don't know.
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It's just a break.
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First, remember vacation for the second one.
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Why?
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The third one was my ass.
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The third one was his aunt.
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No, the third one, the second one was gears literally forgot
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that he had a vacation plan for like the past year.
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Would you know that's a, that's a totally gears thing to do.
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And I was in the third one.
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I would was, it might've been, it might've been the third one.
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After my internet booted me off and now the recordings work.
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So besides the fact that it's been a couple of weeks,
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you've done a couple things in the middle of that.
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And I forgot what the fuck I've been doing the past couple of weeks,
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but whatever the hell it was, it was probably productive and important.
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It was working on something.
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I don't even remember what it was.
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I think.
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Catching up on 3D prints.
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Yeah, I was also just kind of catching up on like stuff I had in the back burner
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because, um, but this doesn't matter at all because, uh,
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this will be like a couple of weeks afterwards,
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but I should be back to streaming now because I'm pretty sure I'm finally returning tomorrow.
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It's been 65 fucking days.
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It doesn't feel like that.
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It's been like almost two weeks.
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No, two months and a week and two weeks, two months and a week.
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Now the people listening to this are going to be like,
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that was weeks ago when you returned.
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Yeah, that was several weeks ago.
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Yeah, you know, because obviously these episodes have to be like,
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uh, three years delayed.
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Let's say three years delayed.
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Um, let's say like these are still coming out like once we're fucking six feet under.
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New episodes.
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I thought these guys were dead.
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I don't know why that's just funny to me now.
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Uh, so what is, which one of us would be the first to go?
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It's going to be me.
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No, it shouldn't be you.
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Well, I mean, it kind of is going to be because you're 25 turning to dust already.
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What a shame. What a shame.
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But, um, you two received things in your mailboxes.
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Now I got a pipe bombs.
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I got to send some pipe bombs a little bit, uh,
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because both of you, the little bit of context,
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they both helped me with advertising the thing that I 3d print and I sell,
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you can go see at nano bun dot TV and that thing, I gave them both one for free.
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Still paid for shipping.
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Fuck you job advertising.
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I was like, just did you put up with my shift for like fucking eight of those 10,
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uh, like PGKT days because we got to advertise the cool things because it's cool.
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And then you both got to think about you and added you is when I started helping.
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Yeah, you know, immediately for the first time in VR chat history, slave labor.
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I put mine on a collar.
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The children, whoever's editing this, uh, probably me who's putting up the image copies,
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please put up the fucking photo of gears, wearing his fucking VR chat name tag on his collar.
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So a long time ago, I made a collar out of leather.
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It was really nice.
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It actually includes bunny fur.
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Oh, really?
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Yeah, that is actually that's rabbit fur.
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I'm concerned.
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So I saw it on a piece of rabbit fur on the backing and then made a whole collar out of it.
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And, uh, um, I didn't actually think the collar was going to be used.
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I really just wanted to just kind of make a collar.
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See how it functioned.
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And, um, actually turned out to be a really good collar.
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I'm just going to buy like all these, all these, um, various sus, um, things that that's like,
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that's like saying, uh, what's a good example.
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I'm going to buy thigh highs.
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Beware the pipeline.
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Audio listeners love you to death.
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The John is twerking gears face literally just happened like that is the only thing that
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I'm telling him.
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Oh, I could have some too.
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He's taking the gummies to go to fuck to bed because we're kind of recording this really
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late because fuck media.
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Come.
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That's one of the reasons.
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The other reason is, um, no life things.
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So, I mean, then you're getting in the way.
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Then also then my technology problem.
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Um, yeah, that was a fun fix.
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Yeah, we need to put that image up on the screen because I don't think we mentioned
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it yet since we actually began, but, um, yeah, your computer is Frankenstein's monster.
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Can you identify the issue here?
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And where's the fire hazard?
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It's honestly the computer itself.
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Those fucking, um, those, those power supplies are weak.
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I'm not kidding you.
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The one for the computer itself is a 230 watt and I'm over here just like, holy shit.
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Jesus.
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Okay.
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So what, but like what specifically is going on here?
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Like, well, what specifically is going on this image?
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Redneck ingenuity.
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They have a 1660 GPU that whenever the eight pin connector from the PSU power supply unit
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gets connected, it doesn't supply power to it.
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So we fucking took another computer and connected it up to the GPU, not like to the motherboard,
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but the power supply, the strung it up to the fucking GPU and then turned on that computer
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and then turned on the other computer so that it would supply power to the fucking GPU from
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a separate computer.
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The other computer is literally just a life support system to power the GPU, nothing else.
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It's pretty much the dumbed down version.
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We're using a different computer to power my graphics card.
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Yeah, just that.
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It's like a blood boy.
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Exactly.
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And, oh my God.
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So it's when, when you first said this, by the way, I thought you meant the cut.
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So let's see it.
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That's not going to cut this thing in.
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Perfect.
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So it wasn't registering that the graphics card was there when I tried plugging in the
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graphics card was there and when I tried plugging a different one in as well, which means the
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no matter what graphics card I put into it, it wouldn't register because the
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power connectors, the cord I would have to plug into it.
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Yeah.
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The connector.
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Yeah.
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So the pin connector wasn't working.
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So the interesting thing about that is, and next time maybe get a modular power supply,
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but it's funny to me because looking at this image, it's now actually just now setting
466
00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:18,900
in what the fuck this is.
467
00:26:18,900 --> 00:26:23,380
Cause when you said it before, I thought you meant that you just, it was like a modular
468
00:26:23,380 --> 00:26:23,540
one.
469
00:26:23,540 --> 00:26:25,940
You just took the cable out of the other computer and you put it in there.
470
00:26:25,940 --> 00:26:28,340
I'm like, okay, no, no, no.
471
00:26:28,340 --> 00:26:28,580
Okay.
472
00:26:28,580 --> 00:26:30,180
It's literally a life support system.
473
00:26:30,900 --> 00:26:32,100
That's yeah.
474
00:26:32,100 --> 00:26:33,540
God damn it.
475
00:26:33,540 --> 00:26:34,260
It is.
476
00:26:34,260 --> 00:26:34,580
It is.
477
00:26:35,460 --> 00:26:35,940
It is.
478
00:26:35,940 --> 00:26:39,620
I literally was like as I fucking told Faye to do.
479
00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:42,500
You know, I'm like, I was, I was telling Faye.
480
00:26:42,500 --> 00:26:43,460
2015.
481
00:26:44,340 --> 00:26:44,900
Yeah.
482
00:26:44,900 --> 00:26:50,180
I was telling Faye like, just grab your other, just grab the other computer.
483
00:26:50,180 --> 00:26:54,340
And like, I'm just like, oh, I don't want to do this, but I have to do this because
484
00:26:54,340 --> 00:26:58,180
it's, I know what it is now and just connected it.
485
00:26:58,180 --> 00:26:59,140
Just connected up.
486
00:26:59,140 --> 00:26:59,780
Don't care.
487
00:26:59,780 --> 00:27:00,740
Fucking connected up.
488
00:27:00,740 --> 00:27:03,860
Now plug in both the computers and turn them both on.
489
00:27:03,860 --> 00:27:06,900
If you told me to do something like that, I just wouldn't even listen.
490
00:27:08,820 --> 00:27:10,900
As long as it works.
491
00:27:10,900 --> 00:27:12,820
That's what matters.
492
00:27:12,820 --> 00:27:14,420
It just works.
493
00:27:14,420 --> 00:27:15,380
It just, yeah.
494
00:27:15,380 --> 00:27:17,300
You know, the song by the Chalkiers.
495
00:27:17,300 --> 00:27:22,900
You're going to be gutting one of those computers for parts for the power supply unit and just.
496
00:27:23,860 --> 00:27:25,540
I mean, there's three of them in my room.
497
00:27:25,540 --> 00:27:27,060
So exactly.
498
00:27:27,060 --> 00:27:29,060
You've got the good stuff.
499
00:27:30,500 --> 00:27:34,980
You want to take from the one that's probably got a lot more power because honestly.
500
00:27:34,980 --> 00:27:39,300
And then you use the other computer as, as the thing is, Gears.
501
00:27:39,300 --> 00:27:40,420
Pipebomb.
502
00:27:40,420 --> 00:27:40,820
No.
503
00:27:40,820 --> 00:27:42,180
They have the same amount of power.
504
00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:44,900
All of them?
505
00:27:44,900 --> 00:27:45,620
Oh.
506
00:27:45,620 --> 00:27:48,820
No, the only one that doesn't is the one I'm using for life support.
507
00:27:50,260 --> 00:27:50,760
Oh.
508
00:27:50,760 --> 00:27:51,260
Aw.
509
00:27:53,540 --> 00:27:56,580
So they're only powering your graphics cards, so they're fine.
510
00:27:56,580 --> 00:27:57,080
Yeah.
511
00:27:57,620 --> 00:28:01,380
So remember the avatar thing I mentioned a minute ago and this ties into the name tags,
512
00:28:01,380 --> 00:28:02,980
which we were just talking about a second ago.
513
00:28:03,700 --> 00:28:06,020
But it also ties into just the show itself.
514
00:28:06,020 --> 00:28:10,660
I was talking about this a bit at the convention that we were at recently, the VR convention.
515
00:28:10,660 --> 00:28:11,540
Let me just show it.
516
00:28:11,540 --> 00:28:12,660
I opened up Unity a bit.
517
00:28:12,660 --> 00:28:14,740
I did some really cool avatar thing.
518
00:28:14,740 --> 00:28:18,580
So, um, visual watchers, you're going to love this.
519
00:28:20,180 --> 00:28:20,660
Look at that.
520
00:28:20,660 --> 00:28:21,860
Audio listeners, go to hell.
521
00:28:22,500 --> 00:28:23,620
Oh, look at that.
522
00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:24,420
Oh my God.
523
00:28:24,420 --> 00:28:25,380
Look at that.
524
00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:26,420
I want one.
525
00:28:26,420 --> 00:28:27,220
I want one now.
526
00:28:27,220 --> 00:28:29,300
No, I'm like, everyone's going to fucking want this.
527
00:28:30,180 --> 00:28:31,300
I love it so much.
528
00:28:32,100 --> 00:28:36,660
Audio listeners, I'm holding a hologram out of my fucking beaming out of the palm of my hand.
529
00:28:37,220 --> 00:28:37,380
It's an ad.
530
00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:38,420
And it's cool as shit.
531
00:28:38,420 --> 00:28:39,460
It's an advertisement.
532
00:28:39,460 --> 00:28:40,580
It's an advertisement.
533
00:28:40,580 --> 00:28:41,860
It's an advertisement.
534
00:28:41,860 --> 00:28:42,740
And I think it rotates with...
535
00:28:42,740 --> 00:28:43,380
It's fucking cool.
536
00:28:43,380 --> 00:28:45,860
Oh, actually, the rotation is locked.
537
00:28:45,860 --> 00:28:46,740
So if I go over here...
538
00:28:46,740 --> 00:28:49,860
You know, that would have been helpful for years when he was just running around.
539
00:28:49,860 --> 00:28:51,540
That's why I was thinking of it.
540
00:28:51,540 --> 00:28:54,180
Because you two were just fucking running around.
541
00:28:54,180 --> 00:28:58,740
I'm like, our booth is in such a shit spot, it'd be nice if I could run around with an ad attached to my hand.
542
00:29:00,740 --> 00:29:01,300
So I did it.
543
00:29:01,300 --> 00:29:02,900
Yeah, and you were talking to other people about it.
544
00:29:04,900 --> 00:29:07,540
Isn't that poster like on a... in the VKets?
545
00:29:08,660 --> 00:29:09,620
No, the VKets...
546
00:29:09,620 --> 00:29:10,500
In the world?
547
00:29:10,500 --> 00:29:13,060
I never... I never post about that anywhere.
548
00:29:13,060 --> 00:29:14,580
Nakama Vibes got one.
549
00:29:14,580 --> 00:29:16,260
Yeah, no, I mean, I also got one too.
550
00:29:17,220 --> 00:29:18,980
I didn't post about it fucking anywhere.
551
00:29:18,980 --> 00:29:24,740
This poster right here is also in Virtual Market, which I think just ended, like today, I think.
552
00:29:25,300 --> 00:29:27,220
Yeah, I didn't get a chance to explore it, unfortunately.
553
00:29:27,220 --> 00:29:29,460
Yeah, I think today's the last day, yeah.
554
00:29:29,460 --> 00:29:33,140
And then there's like the other one and the other one, and then the Nakama one,
555
00:29:33,140 --> 00:29:34,820
which is a lot going on there too.
556
00:29:36,260 --> 00:29:37,060
Slightly violated.
557
00:29:37,060 --> 00:29:37,780
That would never happen.
558
00:29:37,780 --> 00:29:40,980
Nakama one was like in one, like the graffiti themed world.
559
00:29:40,980 --> 00:29:41,480
Okay.
560
00:29:42,180 --> 00:29:42,740
It's pretty nice.
561
00:29:42,740 --> 00:29:46,340
Yeah, it's the... the Nakama one is in the fifth world and mine's in the seventh.
562
00:29:46,340 --> 00:29:47,380
That's pretty good.
563
00:29:47,380 --> 00:29:49,620
Oh, and then it has a nice little despawn animation.
564
00:29:49,620 --> 00:29:52,980
It like fades out, it dithers away, and then pops up again.
565
00:29:52,980 --> 00:29:57,140
Oh, for everyone who doesn't know, the hologram is based off of Death Stranding.
566
00:29:58,340 --> 00:30:00,900
This one is not based off of anything in specific, no.
567
00:30:00,900 --> 00:30:02,900
The thumbs up one, that's based on Death Stranding.
568
00:30:03,780 --> 00:30:04,280
This one.
569
00:30:06,340 --> 00:30:07,300
That's Death Stranding.
570
00:30:07,300 --> 00:30:09,540
This is just a cool ass fucking hologram.
571
00:30:09,540 --> 00:30:10,040
I...
572
00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:18,180
What the fuck do I have to give Kojima to give me early access to fucking Death Stranding to...
573
00:30:20,820 --> 00:30:21,540
What do I have to do?
574
00:30:23,460 --> 00:30:26,180
How many people do we have to hold hostage or how many...
575
00:30:26,180 --> 00:30:27,940
Oh no, let me not go with the other one, that one's gay.
576
00:30:32,900 --> 00:30:33,860
Let's think, let's think.
577
00:30:33,860 --> 00:30:36,580
So he's crazy, he makes crazy things.
578
00:30:36,580 --> 00:30:37,540
He would.
579
00:30:37,540 --> 00:30:39,700
Well, $20, so he makes crazy...
580
00:30:39,700 --> 00:30:40,420
The ball's hard.
581
00:30:40,900 --> 00:30:41,780
So 20...
582
00:30:41,780 --> 00:30:42,340
No, not...
583
00:30:42,340 --> 00:30:44,260
So he makes really crazy things.
584
00:30:45,780 --> 00:30:47,300
Has anyone actually played a Kojima game?
585
00:30:47,300 --> 00:30:48,980
Because the only one I ever have is Death Stranding.
586
00:30:50,340 --> 00:30:51,220
Death Stranding.
587
00:30:51,220 --> 00:30:52,100
I haven't played any.
588
00:30:52,100 --> 00:30:52,980
I mean, there's also like...
589
00:30:54,180 --> 00:30:54,900
Wasn't it the...
590
00:30:57,940 --> 00:30:58,660
I don't remember.
591
00:30:59,940 --> 00:31:01,220
I don't remember the name of any games.
592
00:31:01,220 --> 00:31:02,980
I was a Nintendo kid growing up.
593
00:31:02,980 --> 00:31:07,540
I don't fucking know these games on these other comp... what's soda, did you just open it?
594
00:31:11,140 --> 00:31:12,980
And it's Dr. Pepper, we're disowning you.
595
00:31:13,860 --> 00:31:14,820
No, it's Dr. Pepper.
596
00:31:15,940 --> 00:31:18,500
Damn, why, why, you hate Dr. Pepper.
597
00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:19,940
I'm okay with Dr. Pepper.
598
00:31:19,940 --> 00:31:20,740
Debate time.
599
00:31:20,740 --> 00:31:21,300
Okay.
600
00:31:21,300 --> 00:31:23,220
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
601
00:31:23,220 --> 00:31:23,860
Sorry, sorry.
602
00:31:23,860 --> 00:31:25,300
I'm vote kicking.
603
00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:27,220
I vote to kick on that one.
604
00:31:27,220 --> 00:31:28,980
Vote to kick the Insta...
605
00:31:28,980 --> 00:31:30,340
I wonder if he even can vote to kick...
606
00:31:30,980 --> 00:31:32,340
The Insta's Master, yes.
607
00:31:32,340 --> 00:31:34,500
The person who created the Insta, I wonder though.
608
00:31:36,100 --> 00:31:37,060
We're not gonna test that,
609
00:31:37,060 --> 00:31:40,100
because then I'm not gonna be able to join back to the show for an hour, but...
610
00:31:41,940 --> 00:31:45,300
Okay, why, why not Dr. Pepper?
611
00:31:45,940 --> 00:31:46,580
Why not?
612
00:31:46,580 --> 00:31:47,220
It's awful.
613
00:31:47,940 --> 00:31:49,060
It's just awful.
614
00:31:49,060 --> 00:31:49,380
Why?
615
00:31:50,100 --> 00:31:51,140
What, why, why is, why...
616
00:31:52,820 --> 00:31:57,780
Of like all of the sodas, it's just like the wannabe one, but it's just lame, like it's just bad.
617
00:31:57,780 --> 00:32:02,500
Do you think a cola, like a cola is better than a Dr. Pepper?
618
00:32:03,300 --> 00:32:04,260
Coca-Cola?
619
00:32:04,260 --> 00:32:06,900
Just a co, I mean a Pepsi is, or Coke or whatever?
620
00:32:06,900 --> 00:32:07,380
I hope it's a Pepsi.
621
00:32:08,580 --> 00:32:10,340
Pepsi's better, but slightly.
622
00:32:10,340 --> 00:32:17,780
Coca-Cola's good, but the, like it's good, like on its own, but the thing about Coca-Cola is to say,
623
00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:22,980
is there's like two ways to get Coca-Cola that make it like 10 times better,
624
00:32:22,980 --> 00:32:26,580
either in a glass bottle or from McDonald's.
625
00:32:26,580 --> 00:32:29,460
Fountain specifically, yes, a McDonald's one.
626
00:32:29,460 --> 00:32:30,500
I had some today.
627
00:32:30,500 --> 00:32:31,540
McDonald's, yeah.
628
00:32:31,540 --> 00:32:35,300
And yeah, the McDonald's one, me, just watered down.
629
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:41,540
No, just any, like any McDonald's, like if you get Coke from there,
630
00:32:41,540 --> 00:32:44,900
it's always like a lot better than any other like, fast food places,
631
00:32:44,900 --> 00:32:49,060
because McDonald's actually does, they're, unless they messed up the ratio,
632
00:32:49,060 --> 00:32:55,380
but typically like, I've like, I've been all over the place and I've not had an issue with
633
00:32:55,380 --> 00:32:57,140
McDonald's Coke.
634
00:32:57,140 --> 00:32:58,660
Mountain Dew is really good.
635
00:32:58,660 --> 00:33:01,060
Mountain Dew Baja Blast is god tier.
636
00:33:01,860 --> 00:33:05,620
Do not, you will not be able to chase my mind is if you disagree on Baja Blast,
637
00:33:05,620 --> 00:33:12,580
you are just wrong and need to, if you are, if you don't like Baja Blast,
638
00:33:12,580 --> 00:33:14,100
you deserve Alcatraz.
639
00:33:14,100 --> 00:33:14,600
Anyways.
640
00:33:17,300 --> 00:33:18,900
I actually love Baja Blast.
641
00:33:18,900 --> 00:33:19,620
I mean, I bet.
642
00:33:19,620 --> 00:33:20,100
Sprite's really good.
643
00:33:20,100 --> 00:33:20,600
Yeah.
644
00:33:21,380 --> 00:33:21,940
Okay.
645
00:33:21,940 --> 00:33:25,460
But what about the other Sprite, the seasonal one?
646
00:33:25,460 --> 00:33:27,060
What about the one, the specific one?
647
00:33:27,060 --> 00:33:27,780
The cranberry.
648
00:33:27,780 --> 00:33:29,780
I've not had the Sprite cranberry.
649
00:33:29,780 --> 00:33:30,180
Okay.
650
00:33:30,180 --> 00:33:34,180
So for me, it's like Sprite, it's, it's, it's okay.
651
00:33:34,180 --> 00:33:36,340
But I, I don't really like light sodas.
652
00:33:36,340 --> 00:33:36,980
That's the thing.
653
00:33:36,980 --> 00:33:38,660
I like more syrupy sodas.
654
00:33:38,660 --> 00:33:42,740
How, however, Sprite cranberry, that's the one time of year exception.
655
00:33:42,740 --> 00:33:43,300
That's the one.
656
00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:45,780
It's just a little better, just a tiny bit.
657
00:33:45,780 --> 00:33:50,500
I'm going to say something because I need to interject.
658
00:33:50,500 --> 00:33:52,500
Coke's.
659
00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:54,500
Coke's.
660
00:33:54,500 --> 00:33:58,500
I fucking hate Coke.
661
00:33:58,500 --> 00:34:00,500
He hates cocaine.
662
00:34:00,500 --> 00:34:01,700
Damn it.
663
00:34:01,700 --> 00:34:02,180
Fuck.
664
00:34:02,180 --> 00:34:03,140
Coca-Cola.
665
00:34:03,140 --> 00:34:06,580
But no, um, by a second, by a second.
666
00:34:06,580 --> 00:34:08,100
My hatred of cocaine, oh.
667
00:34:08,100 --> 00:34:10,100
Coca-Cola.
668
00:34:10,100 --> 00:34:14,100
My specific hatred of cocaine comes from my love of Coca-Cola.
669
00:34:14,100 --> 00:34:17,220
Cocaine comes from a long addiction of the white snow.
670
00:34:17,220 --> 00:34:19,220
Comes from the Mexican cartel.
671
00:34:19,220 --> 00:34:23,220
I don't know if you did, but the last one you said there was still cocaine.
672
00:34:23,220 --> 00:34:25,220
I don't know if that was still intentional or not.
673
00:34:25,220 --> 00:34:28,340
That's why I said I have a long addiction to the white snow.
674
00:34:28,340 --> 00:34:29,540
Oh, okay.
675
00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:31,540
I can't tell anymore which ones you're fucking up with.
676
00:34:31,540 --> 00:34:32,660
Coca-Cola.
677
00:34:32,660 --> 00:34:33,700
So Coca-Cola.
678
00:34:33,700 --> 00:34:35,940
So Coca-Cola.
679
00:34:35,940 --> 00:34:38,260
I've always hated reasoning.
680
00:34:38,900 --> 00:34:40,500
It's the aftertaste for me.
681
00:34:40,500 --> 00:34:43,220
I absolutely hate it.
682
00:34:43,220 --> 00:34:46,340
It tastes like ass for me.
683
00:34:48,180 --> 00:34:50,260
It tastes like I just ate somebody's ass.
684
00:34:51,380 --> 00:34:52,020
Yeah, shoot it.
685
00:34:52,020 --> 00:34:53,460
And there's only, there's, oh.
686
00:34:54,180 --> 00:34:54,660
I got it.
687
00:34:56,660 --> 00:34:58,020
Coca-Cola thermal paste.
688
00:35:02,820 --> 00:35:04,340
This shit's fucking glued to my hand.
689
00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:09,540
But no, so Coca-Cola.
690
00:35:09,540 --> 00:35:13,220
I've always had an ass aftertaste except with only one place.
691
00:35:16,100 --> 00:35:16,820
And that is.
692
00:35:16,820 --> 00:35:17,460
That's where my failsafe works.
693
00:35:19,780 --> 00:35:20,900
Which will not be disclosed.
694
00:35:20,900 --> 00:35:21,620
Not McDonald's.
695
00:35:21,620 --> 00:35:22,900
Yeah, not McDonald's.
696
00:35:22,900 --> 00:35:24,100
Um, really?
697
00:35:24,100 --> 00:35:26,260
I've actually had the same taste of.
698
00:35:26,260 --> 00:35:27,300
With McDonald's.
699
00:35:27,300 --> 00:35:30,580
Even with McDonald's, I've always had the same taste of like ass.
700
00:35:30,580 --> 00:35:31,220
I don't know what they do.
701
00:35:31,220 --> 00:35:33,060
I don't know if the syrup has changed or something like that.
702
00:35:33,060 --> 00:35:36,740
Secondarily, I don't usually drink soda.
703
00:35:36,740 --> 00:35:38,660
I drink sodas whenever I go to a fast food joint,
704
00:35:38,660 --> 00:35:40,740
but I don't usually go to a fast food joint all the time.
705
00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:41,620
I also do a lot of.
706
00:35:42,340 --> 00:35:43,700
You don't want their water.
707
00:35:43,700 --> 00:35:44,900
Their water isn't that good.
708
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:50,500
But also I do a lot of, I do love Baja.
709
00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:51,620
I love Surge.
710
00:35:51,620 --> 00:35:56,500
Surge was a good one to have whenever Burger King actually had their PepsiCo products.
711
00:35:57,220 --> 00:35:57,620
Um.
712
00:35:58,260 --> 00:35:58,580
I like the one with PepsiCo products.
713
00:35:58,580 --> 00:36:02,180
What does any of this have to do with me hating John?
714
00:36:04,580 --> 00:36:06,420
I thought we were talking about sodas.
715
00:36:06,420 --> 00:36:06,900
We were.
716
00:36:06,900 --> 00:36:10,820
But this started off because I really, really wanted to.
717
00:36:10,820 --> 00:36:13,220
Um, and also because we're already getting short on time.
718
00:36:14,900 --> 00:36:16,980
John, why not Dr. Pepper?
719
00:36:18,180 --> 00:36:18,740
Just.
720
00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:21,140
It, I told you, it's just not good.
721
00:36:21,140 --> 00:36:22,580
What about, what about Pip Extra?
722
00:36:23,700 --> 00:36:24,820
Cause it is, it is.
723
00:36:24,820 --> 00:36:26,260
I can drink Dr. Pepper.
724
00:36:26,260 --> 00:36:27,380
I just don't prefer it.
725
00:36:27,380 --> 00:36:28,180
Pip Extra?
726
00:36:28,180 --> 00:36:29,860
I've not, I don't even know what that is.
727
00:36:31,620 --> 00:36:34,020
Okay, Dr. Pepper and Pip Extra are pretty similar to each other.
728
00:36:34,020 --> 00:36:35,540
They're pretty much like.
729
00:36:35,540 --> 00:36:40,100
Pip Extra is slightly better Dr. Pepper and it's made by the Coca-Cola company.
730
00:36:41,460 --> 00:36:41,700
So.
731
00:36:43,220 --> 00:36:44,820
In my opinion, it's just their spin on it.
732
00:36:45,380 --> 00:36:49,380
Um, it's, I think it's advertised a little bit differently.
733
00:36:49,380 --> 00:36:54,180
Like Dr. Pepper's are all like, they're 21 flavors and then Pip Extra is just like spicy
734
00:36:54,180 --> 00:36:55,620
cherry soda is what they call it.
735
00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:58,020
But no, they, they, they taste pretty similar.
736
00:36:59,220 --> 00:36:59,460
Um.
737
00:37:00,820 --> 00:37:04,100
Like a lot of people haven't heard of it and haven't drank it, which is surprising to me.
738
00:37:04,100 --> 00:37:04,660
But like.
739
00:37:04,660 --> 00:37:05,780
I've never heard of it.
740
00:37:05,780 --> 00:37:06,100
It's good.
741
00:37:06,100 --> 00:37:07,460
Just like how Dr. Pepper is good.
742
00:37:07,460 --> 00:37:09,460
How is it better than a cola?
743
00:37:09,460 --> 00:37:13,860
The only drink that's so much better around where I am from McDonald's is BLSWT because
744
00:37:13,860 --> 00:37:15,220
the pops are just watered down.
745
00:37:17,220 --> 00:37:19,220
Has anyone ever had McDonald's Hi-C though?
746
00:37:20,420 --> 00:37:20,900
Yes.
747
00:37:20,900 --> 00:37:21,860
The fucking Hi-C.
748
00:37:22,580 --> 00:37:23,140
Thank you.
749
00:37:24,420 --> 00:37:25,220
I mean, yeah, okay.
750
00:37:25,220 --> 00:37:28,020
It's a fucking, I guess it's a kid's beverage, but come on.
751
00:37:28,020 --> 00:37:30,180
It's fucking, that, that, that shit's amazing.
752
00:37:30,980 --> 00:37:31,780
Hi-C is good.
753
00:37:31,780 --> 00:37:33,380
I probably didn't know it was younger.
754
00:37:33,380 --> 00:37:37,060
Listen.
755
00:37:37,060 --> 00:37:39,460
I probably had it when I was younger, but probably don't remember.
756
00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:42,740
Okay.
757
00:37:42,740 --> 00:37:44,500
That meme is so fucking dead.
758
00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:46,980
Um, cut that, but don't actually.
759
00:37:48,580 --> 00:37:53,780
So I also make, uh, I also do a lot of soda stream stuff, which is also PepsiCo products.
760
00:37:54,900 --> 00:37:59,300
And I like their sodas cause I can also like adjust the sweetness or I can just carbonate
761
00:37:59,300 --> 00:38:02,020
water and just add in my own flavors, however I want.
762
00:38:02,020 --> 00:38:03,780
And so I can just make my own favorite soda.
763
00:38:05,140 --> 00:38:11,300
I want a couple of 100% carbonation, no water, just to bubble.
764
00:38:12,660 --> 00:38:13,460
I want to drink air.
765
00:38:13,460 --> 00:38:18,260
So, um, I mean, so you caught it.
766
00:38:18,260 --> 00:38:25,380
So it's like a $99 like machine, but, uh, the actual sodas, like it's an, it's about,
767
00:38:25,380 --> 00:38:27,780
it's a syrup, but you can make nine liters out of it.
768
00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:29,700
And it's like, like $5.
769
00:38:29,700 --> 00:38:30,260
Like $5.
770
00:38:33,940 --> 00:38:37,380
He's sponsored by whatever the hell the name of this company was.
771
00:38:37,380 --> 00:38:37,700
I don't know.
772
00:38:37,700 --> 00:38:38,420
I wasn't listening.
773
00:38:39,540 --> 00:38:40,660
Soda stream.
774
00:38:40,660 --> 00:38:41,460
Soda stream.
775
00:38:41,460 --> 00:38:42,500
No, I'm not sponsored.
776
00:38:42,500 --> 00:38:45,220
They should sponsor Twitch streamers because the name lines up.
777
00:38:45,220 --> 00:38:47,700
This episode was sponsored by the Mexican drug cartel.
778
00:38:47,700 --> 00:38:49,380
They make some really excellent drugs.
779
00:38:49,940 --> 00:38:51,780
I fell down the stairs yesterday.
780
00:38:51,780 --> 00:38:58,340
And you didn't mention that when I said earlier, if there's anything to talk about,
781
00:39:00,340 --> 00:39:01,620
why would I mention my problems?
782
00:39:02,100 --> 00:39:03,620
Because your actual reaction would be better.
783
00:39:05,700 --> 00:39:09,540
But you post the image of the computer before we start the actual reaction.
784
00:39:09,540 --> 00:39:11,940
That would be pretty fucking good.
785
00:39:11,940 --> 00:39:16,580
To be fair, it seems a little bit more than a fucking Frankenstein fire hazard.
786
00:39:16,580 --> 00:39:17,380
Okay.
787
00:39:17,380 --> 00:39:17,880
What?
788
00:39:18,500 --> 00:39:19,860
And to be fair,
789
00:39:19,860 --> 00:39:21,620
it's somewhat of a common occurrence.
790
00:39:22,900 --> 00:39:24,180
That's not good.
791
00:39:25,220 --> 00:39:26,260
You shouldn't let that happen.
792
00:39:26,260 --> 00:39:27,780
I'm falling and I can't get up.
793
00:39:27,780 --> 00:39:29,540
How are your veins, Faye?
794
00:39:30,340 --> 00:39:33,620
Due to how I am, I can suddenly get dizzy if I, um,
795
00:39:34,580 --> 00:39:36,500
go into elevated places too fast.
796
00:39:36,500 --> 00:39:38,820
So if I'm going up the stairs too fast or going down the stairs too fast.
797
00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:44,180
So is that at all related to like the thing where if someone stands up too fast and they
798
00:39:44,180 --> 00:39:44,980
get lightheaded?
799
00:39:45,780 --> 00:39:46,980
Is that like kind of the same thing?
800
00:39:46,980 --> 00:39:47,220
Yeah.
801
00:39:47,220 --> 00:39:48,420
It's partially related.
802
00:39:48,420 --> 00:39:48,980
Yeah.
803
00:39:48,980 --> 00:39:52,260
You need more iron.
804
00:39:52,260 --> 00:39:53,460
That happens as well.
805
00:39:53,460 --> 00:39:54,100
You need more iron.
806
00:39:54,100 --> 00:39:57,620
Also put, um, if you put a brick in your head, you can't be lightheaded.
807
00:39:57,620 --> 00:40:00,820
I'm getting off my bed and I face planted.
808
00:40:00,820 --> 00:40:02,100
You need more iron.
809
00:40:02,100 --> 00:40:04,020
The children yearn for the mines.
810
00:40:04,020 --> 00:40:06,580
Take more Flintstones, um, multivitamins.
811
00:40:09,460 --> 00:40:12,340
But specifically the ones without iron just to fucking spite.
812
00:40:12,340 --> 00:40:14,500
No, no, no, no, no, no.
813
00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:17,140
You go down into the cave and you look for the iron ore.
814
00:40:17,140 --> 00:40:19,220
That's how you get more iron.
815
00:40:19,220 --> 00:40:19,940
John, we need to go to the mines.
816
00:40:19,940 --> 00:40:21,220
Tell me back in the mines.
817
00:40:22,740 --> 00:40:24,260
The children yearn for the mines.
818
00:40:24,260 --> 00:40:24,420
God damn it.
819
00:40:24,420 --> 00:40:25,620
Yours was never to be seen again.
820
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:26,660
You can't make those.
821
00:40:27,220 --> 00:40:28,900
Well, I mean, I guess you can save that one.
822
00:40:28,900 --> 00:40:30,900
See, this is something that I learned.
823
00:40:31,860 --> 00:40:35,700
This is something that I earned from X, the everything app, formerly known as Twitter.
824
00:40:35,700 --> 00:40:41,060
I asked Grok about, uh, what children like and it, and it told me that the children
825
00:40:41,060 --> 00:40:42,020
yearn for the mines.
826
00:40:43,300 --> 00:40:43,540
No.
827
00:40:44,100 --> 00:40:44,420
No.
828
00:40:44,420 --> 00:40:44,900
Okay.
829
00:40:44,900 --> 00:40:48,100
I'm like, you would never even pay a penny to Elon.
830
00:40:50,020 --> 00:40:53,220
I went on X, the everything app, formerly known as Twitter.
831
00:40:53,220 --> 00:41:00,260
And I asked Grok what the children want and it, it like short circuited for a second.
832
00:41:00,260 --> 00:41:04,660
And then spouted some nonsense about Elon Musk saving the world and being the next Messiah
833
00:41:05,220 --> 00:41:08,900
and, uh, and being the one true, uh, person.
834
00:41:08,900 --> 00:41:12,900
But like, I, I didn't understand any of it and I didn't get my answer.
835
00:41:12,900 --> 00:41:16,260
But from what I understand, the children yearn for the mines.
836
00:41:17,940 --> 00:41:20,500
If you, what's he doing over there?
837
00:41:21,700 --> 00:41:22,180
I don't know.
838
00:41:22,740 --> 00:41:23,620
He'll be fine.
839
00:41:23,620 --> 00:41:24,500
He's just taking a look.
840
00:41:25,780 --> 00:41:28,580
Nano, Nano, the children yearn for the mines.
841
00:41:28,580 --> 00:41:30,020
The children yearn for the mines.
842
00:41:30,020 --> 00:41:30,820
I know.
843
00:41:30,820 --> 00:41:31,220
Okay.
844
00:41:31,220 --> 00:41:32,660
The yearns for the mines, Nano.
845
00:41:32,660 --> 00:41:37,060
It's funny, before you mentioned that, I learned this from X, the everything app.
846
00:41:37,780 --> 00:41:38,660
I swear.
847
00:41:38,660 --> 00:41:40,020
Formerly known as Twitter, I learned this.
848
00:41:40,820 --> 00:41:42,180
I want to fucking kill you.
849
00:41:42,180 --> 00:41:43,540
They yearn for the mines.
850
00:41:43,540 --> 00:41:44,820
They yearn for the mines.
851
00:41:44,820 --> 00:41:48,820
The thing is, that's totally a thing I expect Grok to say because like, uh,
852
00:41:50,500 --> 00:41:52,100
I don't know where they're both going.
853
00:41:52,100 --> 00:41:55,860
Because you know, there's the one fucking show, like this animated show that he paid for,
854
00:41:55,860 --> 00:42:00,500
where I guess in the intro song to it, it mentions like, thank God for Elon or something.
855
00:42:02,020 --> 00:42:05,860
Because he's just so fucking insecure.
856
00:42:05,860 --> 00:42:09,380
Bow down to our new God, Elon Musk.
857
00:42:09,380 --> 00:42:16,740
If you have to pay for an intro song that mentions, thank God for you, I think you need some help.
858
00:42:16,740 --> 00:42:17,460
You're too far.
859
00:42:18,420 --> 00:42:19,700
Sorry, you're too far for help.
860
00:42:19,700 --> 00:42:20,420
He had a fucking-
861
00:42:20,420 --> 00:42:21,540
Sorry, not sorry.
862
00:42:21,540 --> 00:42:27,780
He has a fucking quote where it's like, it was like, yeah, he'd want the world to be saved,
863
00:42:28,340 --> 00:42:30,180
but only as if he's the one to save it.
864
00:42:30,180 --> 00:42:30,660
And it's like-
865
00:42:30,660 --> 00:42:32,180
I think I remember that one too.
866
00:42:34,340 --> 00:42:36,500
But Nano, they yearn for the mines.
867
00:42:36,500 --> 00:42:38,660
They yearn for the mines, Nano.
868
00:42:38,660 --> 00:42:41,220
They yearn for the mines.
869
00:42:42,580 --> 00:42:43,780
I think they might do that.
870
00:42:43,780 --> 00:42:44,580
I'm pretty sure they might.
871
00:42:44,580 --> 00:42:47,060
You might have gaslit me, but at this point-
872
00:42:47,060 --> 00:42:48,420
They yearn for the mines.
873
00:42:48,420 --> 00:42:49,460
They yearn for the mines.
874
00:42:50,820 --> 00:42:52,660
I have a friend that actually works in the mines.
875
00:42:53,780 --> 00:42:54,980
They yearn for the mines, man.
876
00:42:54,980 --> 00:42:57,780
They yearn for the mines.
877
00:42:57,780 --> 00:43:01,460
Okay, is this some kind of bit now where there's just, you're fucking hitting my legs?
878
00:43:01,460 --> 00:43:04,820
There better be a fucking pickaxe over there, like, in the next episode.
879
00:43:05,860 --> 00:43:06,740
They yearn for the mines.
880
00:43:06,740 --> 00:43:09,220
Like the fucking Minecraft foam pickaxe that's across the room.
881
00:43:09,780 --> 00:43:10,820
Wait, we need to-
882
00:43:10,820 --> 00:43:11,700
Wait, it's been a while.
883
00:43:11,700 --> 00:43:14,180
We need to complete people's bingo cards.
884
00:43:14,180 --> 00:43:15,940
They yearn for the towers, man.
885
00:43:15,940 --> 00:43:17,140
They yearn for the towers.
886
00:43:17,140 --> 00:43:18,420
They yearn for the towers.
887
00:43:18,420 --> 00:43:19,860
Have you ever seen Hitler's art?
888
00:43:19,860 --> 00:43:20,660
It's yearning for the mines.
889
00:43:20,660 --> 00:43:21,160
There we go.
890
00:43:25,060 --> 00:43:28,980
And then there's also the OJ Simpson mines.
891
00:43:28,980 --> 00:43:31,220
Bleep, bleep, bleep, my last joke.
892
00:43:31,220 --> 00:43:32,260
No, I won't.
893
00:43:32,260 --> 00:43:33,140
Just bleep everything.
894
00:43:33,140 --> 00:43:33,860
Just bleep everything.
895
00:43:33,860 --> 00:43:35,060
Just bleep everything.
896
00:43:35,060 --> 00:43:36,340
Just bleep everything.
897
00:43:36,340 --> 00:43:38,500
I think bleeping it might actually make it worse.
898
00:43:39,700 --> 00:43:41,220
In this specific circumstance.
899
00:43:42,260 --> 00:43:43,060
Actually, yeah.
900
00:43:43,060 --> 00:43:44,340
I don't think so.
901
00:43:44,340 --> 00:43:46,020
I think this is why those boys run.
902
00:43:46,020 --> 00:43:47,380
They got wet a little too far.
903
00:43:49,060 --> 00:43:53,860
Oh, oh, but episode five wasn't too far, you say?
904
00:43:54,820 --> 00:43:58,500
Oh yeah, oh yeah, never mind.
905
00:43:58,500 --> 00:44:01,700
The thing that we've literally at PJKT advertised.
906
00:44:01,700 --> 00:44:03,460
Go look at the thumbnail for episode five.
907
00:44:03,460 --> 00:44:04,100
It's amazing.
908
00:44:04,100 --> 00:44:06,740
Honestly, you know what?
909
00:44:06,740 --> 00:44:07,300
You know what?
910
00:44:07,300 --> 00:44:08,900
Yeah, yeah, fuck it.
911
00:44:08,900 --> 00:44:09,300
Fuck it.
912
00:44:09,860 --> 00:44:10,260
Fuck it.
913
00:44:13,460 --> 00:44:15,460
Jeff Bezos, I fucking hate you.
914
00:44:15,460 --> 00:44:18,740
And if I ever see you in real life, I will kill you with my bare hands.
915
00:44:18,740 --> 00:44:19,240
In Minecraft.
916
00:44:21,140 --> 00:44:22,020
Not in Minecraft.
917
00:44:22,020 --> 00:44:22,580
Fuck you.
918
00:44:23,220 --> 00:44:26,740
And then I cut his mic here where he's saying the part that says not in Minecraft.
919
00:44:26,740 --> 00:44:27,620
Because we don't want to get.
920
00:44:27,620 --> 00:44:31,940
I will hold your throat until you cannot breathe anymore.
921
00:44:31,940 --> 00:44:34,740
And I will watch as the life goes out from your eyes.
922
00:44:34,740 --> 00:44:36,660
Hello, personal FBI agent.
923
00:44:37,460 --> 00:44:40,740
Yes, I'm very safe and you don't have to worry about this man.
924
00:44:40,740 --> 00:44:43,700
FBI agents suck my fucking dick.
925
00:44:43,700 --> 00:44:44,740
Eight lists now.
926
00:44:44,740 --> 00:44:45,700
He's on the gay list.
927
00:44:45,700 --> 00:44:46,740
You're on the gay list.
928
00:44:48,980 --> 00:44:50,260
No, I'm on the confirmed gay list.
929
00:44:50,260 --> 00:44:51,940
You're on the confused gay list.
930
00:44:51,940 --> 00:44:52,500
Where am I?
931
00:44:52,500 --> 00:44:55,860
Listen, I am, listen, I am John Sexual.
932
00:44:55,860 --> 00:44:57,380
I will fuck myself.
933
00:44:57,380 --> 00:45:03,140
I mean, when they made art of you as a female, you definitely did say that.
934
00:45:04,100 --> 00:45:07,780
That I don't even care if you were to fucking say that didn't happen.
935
00:45:07,780 --> 00:45:09,460
I mean, that just that just happened.
936
00:45:09,460 --> 00:45:10,420
Like, that's just fact.
937
00:45:10,420 --> 00:45:12,180
I don't even need evidence to know.
938
00:45:12,180 --> 00:45:13,060
Wait, what did you say?
939
00:45:14,660 --> 00:45:17,140
When I made art of you as a female, you definitely did say that.
940
00:45:18,740 --> 00:45:19,620
Oh, yeah.
941
00:45:19,620 --> 00:45:22,340
No, I am an egotistical individual.
942
00:45:22,340 --> 00:45:23,140
I am.
943
00:45:23,700 --> 00:45:25,540
I would fuck me.
944
00:45:25,540 --> 00:45:27,380
Doing myself, doing doing my.
945
00:45:30,100 --> 00:45:30,660
I'm sorry.
946
00:45:30,660 --> 00:45:31,460
I really liked that one.
947
00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:32,260
Would you fuck me?
948
00:45:32,260 --> 00:45:33,220
I would fuck me.
949
00:45:33,780 --> 00:45:34,500
Sorry, guys.
950
00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:36,340
John's unfathomable because he's too busy fucking me.
951
00:45:36,340 --> 00:45:38,260
I'm going to wrap my hands around your.
952
00:45:41,140 --> 00:45:43,220
I've got a really good idea for this one.
953
00:45:43,220 --> 00:45:46,340
Bleeping exactly 50% of the words that you say,
954
00:45:46,340 --> 00:45:48,580
but keeping in the specifically the Twin Towers joke.
955
00:45:49,700 --> 00:45:50,740
Oh, shit.
956
00:45:50,740 --> 00:45:51,380
It.
957
00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:56,340
Shit, I can't see that.
958
00:45:57,860 --> 00:46:00,020
Do I need to add a clipping plane to the camera?
959
00:46:00,020 --> 00:46:00,420
I can't.
960
00:46:03,380 --> 00:46:04,260
Cover it in a little bit.
961
00:46:05,780 --> 00:46:08,420
Audio listeners, this is a very visual episode.
962
00:46:08,420 --> 00:46:08,980
You're fucked.
963
00:46:10,900 --> 00:46:13,940
But that's also because we're kind of all tired because we're all tired.
964
00:46:13,940 --> 00:46:16,820
His ADHD is off the walls because holy shit,
965
00:46:18,100 --> 00:46:19,620
because we haven't recorded in a couple of weeks.
966
00:46:19,620 --> 00:46:23,700
This one is a little bit later, but we're going to be doing better.
967
00:46:24,900 --> 00:46:27,860
We have technical issues and then you had technical issues and.
968
00:46:28,580 --> 00:46:34,100
I have technical issues and you had emotional issues and you got EB issues and I got.
969
00:46:35,060 --> 00:46:36,100
You're a robot.
970
00:46:36,100 --> 00:46:38,740
And we never talked about anything that I did because.
971
00:46:38,740 --> 00:46:40,580
Would you care to talk about the things that you did?
972
00:46:42,020 --> 00:46:42,580
I guess.
973
00:46:42,580 --> 00:46:44,340
No, no one else cares here.
974
00:46:45,380 --> 00:46:46,260
Was the thing.
975
00:46:47,300 --> 00:46:48,020
I do care for that.
976
00:46:48,020 --> 00:46:50,420
I do care for that because I played it and it was cool.
977
00:46:51,060 --> 00:46:52,900
Did it get like it was for a thing?
978
00:46:52,900 --> 00:46:54,660
Did it get reviewed by him yet?
979
00:46:54,660 --> 00:46:54,980
It was.
980
00:46:54,980 --> 00:46:57,380
If it didn't, yes, then maybe we'll tell them.
981
00:46:57,380 --> 00:46:59,620
I actually don't know if it did.
982
00:46:59,620 --> 00:47:04,180
So to explain, so there are a couple of things that have been happening for me.
983
00:47:04,180 --> 00:47:07,460
Number one, I got back into streaming regularly.
984
00:47:09,860 --> 00:47:14,260
And I've been, I've mostly been streaming like whenever I do.
985
00:47:15,300 --> 00:47:17,380
The VR chat avatars.
986
00:47:17,380 --> 00:47:19,060
And that's been going really well.
987
00:47:19,060 --> 00:47:21,060
I've been getting a lot of really good responses from it.
988
00:47:22,740 --> 00:47:24,660
It's quite entertaining because.
989
00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:29,220
I'm already at a point where it's like, I want to do another version of the Fox.
990
00:47:29,220 --> 00:47:32,260
But I wasn't for sure, so I went back onto.
991
00:47:33,620 --> 00:47:38,500
X the everything app, formerly known as Twitter, and I asked rock as if I should do it.
992
00:47:38,500 --> 00:47:43,300
And then again, it's about a nonsense about Elon Musk being the light of the world.
993
00:47:44,020 --> 00:47:47,140
And being the iron new God.
994
00:47:47,140 --> 00:47:49,700
And I was really confused about what grok was telling me.
995
00:47:50,660 --> 00:47:55,380
So, but I, I then just close the app and then reopened it.
996
00:47:55,380 --> 00:47:57,860
Cause I wanted to scroll through my ex feed.
997
00:48:00,020 --> 00:48:01,060
So, but.
998
00:48:03,620 --> 00:48:03,940
Cool.
999
00:48:03,940 --> 00:48:05,380
I can continue talking now.
1000
00:48:05,380 --> 00:48:13,460
But yeah, I'm wanting to already do a new version of the Fox.
1001
00:48:17,460 --> 00:48:25,380
As for what me and Nana were talking about, I also did, I took part in the pirate software game jam.
1002
00:48:25,380 --> 00:48:26,740
He did the thing he hates.
1003
00:48:28,020 --> 00:48:28,420
Coding.
1004
00:48:28,420 --> 00:48:30,180
Programming.
1005
00:48:31,780 --> 00:48:35,060
Jeff Bezos, I'm going to wrap my hands around your throat.
1006
00:48:35,060 --> 00:48:36,260
And make sure that I see.
1007
00:48:36,260 --> 00:48:38,100
He didn't make a program.
1008
00:48:39,860 --> 00:48:44,740
The developer of assembly.
1009
00:48:44,740 --> 00:48:47,380
No, no, it's, I know it's not his fault.
1010
00:48:47,380 --> 00:48:50,820
I that's just something I could feel better right now.
1011
00:48:50,820 --> 00:48:58,660
Anyways, cause I like the idea of choking Jeff Bezos, his life out of his existence.
1012
00:48:59,300 --> 00:48:59,460
So.
1013
00:48:59,460 --> 00:49:08,820
So I took part in that the theme was alchemy and shadow or shadows and alchemy.
1014
00:49:09,540 --> 00:49:18,900
And so I interpreted that as you are playing as a, you're playing as a witch.
1015
00:49:18,900 --> 00:49:20,100
Don't confuse that with bitch.
1016
00:49:20,820 --> 00:49:21,780
That's what Nana was.
1017
00:49:22,740 --> 00:49:28,180
You're playing as a witch and you lost your memory, but you are going through
1018
00:49:28,180 --> 00:49:33,460
the areas and you're finding spell pages and spells and stuff like that.
1019
00:49:33,460 --> 00:49:40,660
And then you're deciphering them with actual ciphers and then you're using those to be
1020
00:49:40,660 --> 00:49:43,700
able to progress through the game.
1021
00:49:45,140 --> 00:49:50,100
I'm worried that sometimes the ciphers might be a bit too difficult to figure out.
1022
00:49:50,100 --> 00:49:54,420
And I, I'm a bit worried about that, but to a certain extent, like in terms of overall,
1023
00:49:54,420 --> 00:49:56,340
I do really like the concept.
1024
00:49:56,340 --> 00:49:58,340
And I would like to continue it.
1025
00:49:58,980 --> 00:50:00,980
Now, when are we adding multiplayer?
1026
00:50:02,420 --> 00:50:07,220
No, no, I know you fucking hate yourself.
1027
00:50:08,340 --> 00:50:11,300
No, I don't want to do that.
1028
00:50:12,100 --> 00:50:19,780
I, I, when I was trying to win a billion dollars so he can hire someone to do programming for
1029
00:50:19,780 --> 00:50:22,580
him so he can do all the art things pretty much.
1030
00:50:22,580 --> 00:50:25,940
I just want to do the art aspect of things.
1031
00:50:25,940 --> 00:50:28,340
I don't want to fucking program.
1032
00:50:29,540 --> 00:50:35,060
All the fucking memes, the grok thing you kept fucking mentioning, which fuck you, by the
1033
00:50:35,060 --> 00:50:39,620
way, I swear you would actually use something like a chat GPT to fucking program shit for
1034
00:50:39,620 --> 00:50:42,900
you just because of how much you hate programming and how much you like doing the art aspect.
1035
00:50:42,900 --> 00:50:48,900
Oh no, I, I, I hate programming, but I'm not going to lower myself to an absolute piece
1036
00:50:48,900 --> 00:50:52,900
of shit that needs to be dead in a ditch levels.
1037
00:50:52,900 --> 00:50:56,900
Like that's, I'm not going to lower myself to that.
1038
00:50:56,900 --> 00:51:02,340
I'm going to actually do the work because I actually take pride in the work that I do
1039
00:51:02,340 --> 00:51:06,180
and I'm not just a lazy little piece of shit that doesn't want to do things.
1040
00:51:06,180 --> 00:51:10,020
He likes pulling his hair out instead of having an ego the size of the moon, except he still
1041
00:51:10,020 --> 00:51:12,020
has the ego just in a different way.
1042
00:51:12,740 --> 00:51:13,700
It's still an ego.
1043
00:51:13,700 --> 00:51:15,140
It's just not an AI shaped one.
1044
00:51:15,140 --> 00:51:16,820
Here's my final message.
1045
00:51:16,820 --> 00:51:20,980
To all of you AI bitches out there, please fucking die.
1046
00:51:20,980 --> 00:51:24,980
Anyways, this episode is very aggressive.
1047
00:51:24,980 --> 00:51:26,980
I hate it.
1048
00:51:26,980 --> 00:51:30,980
This is what happens when you're tired.
1049
00:51:30,980 --> 00:51:32,020
Yeah.
1050
00:51:32,020 --> 00:51:33,540
And next time we won't be tired.
1051
00:51:33,540 --> 00:51:35,540
Next time we're going to be on it.
1052
00:51:35,540 --> 00:51:38,420
Seven artists communities next year.
1053
00:51:38,420 --> 00:51:41,780
We're going to AI is not socially acceptable in this community.
1054
00:51:41,780 --> 00:51:45,780
So on the next episode, we're going to be on it.
1055
00:51:45,780 --> 00:51:51,140
On the next episode of the podcast, we will all be on crack cocaine so that we can be
1056
00:51:51,140 --> 00:51:53,140
the fuck awake.
1057
00:51:53,140 --> 00:52:00,500
If I ever meet an AI artist in real life, I will show you to death with my bare hands
1058
00:52:00,500 --> 00:52:02,500
alongside Jeff Bezos.
1059
00:52:02,500 --> 00:52:07,860
I will have one hand on you and one hand on Bezos and just watching the both of you just
1060
00:52:07,860 --> 00:52:09,860
slowly die.
1061
00:52:09,860 --> 00:52:16,980
And then I will have to ask Rock on X the everything app, formerly known as Twitter,
1062
00:52:16,980 --> 00:52:19,540
how to get rid of bodies.
1063
00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:21,780
But that's something that I'll deal with later.
1064
00:52:21,780 --> 00:52:23,060
And Grock will help out with that.
1065
00:52:23,060 --> 00:52:27,460
If he doesn't get confused and tell me that Elon Musk is the greatest thing on earth.
1066
00:52:27,460 --> 00:52:28,340
No guarantees.
1067
00:52:28,340 --> 00:52:33,380
I'm going to I think for that one, I'm going to bleep out specifically all the not bad
1068
00:52:33,380 --> 00:52:35,380
parts and only keep in the bad parts.
1069
00:52:35,380 --> 00:52:38,420
And we'll see how that sounds.
1070
00:52:38,420 --> 00:52:42,420
You don't want to include me.
1071
00:52:42,420 --> 00:52:44,420
Strangle Jeff Bezos.
1072
00:52:44,420 --> 00:52:46,420
Elon Musk is the greatest person.
1073
00:52:46,420 --> 00:52:48,420
I'm going to get banned on Twitch.
1074
00:52:48,420 --> 00:52:50,420
I'm going to.
1075
00:52:50,420 --> 00:52:52,420
Fei, for you.
1076
00:52:52,420 --> 00:52:54,420
I was going to say hell.
1077
00:52:54,420 --> 00:52:56,420
I was going to say jail.
1078
00:52:56,420 --> 00:52:58,420
Neither of those are true.
1079
00:52:58,420 --> 00:53:00,420
What's the place?
1080
00:53:00,420 --> 00:53:04,420
Oh no, whoever is the killer Jeff Bezos is immediately going to heaven.
1081
00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:08,420
You that is like quadruple points for heaven right there.
1082
00:53:08,420 --> 00:53:10,420
I can't believe this shit.
1083
00:53:10,420 --> 00:53:12,420
I can't believe these things are being said.
1084
00:53:12,420 --> 00:53:16,420
I don't know why can't you believe these things?
1085
00:53:16,420 --> 00:53:20,420
Why do you not expect this type of behavior from me?
1086
00:53:20,420 --> 00:53:22,420
Why do you not expect these types of things?
1087
00:53:22,420 --> 00:53:26,420
You've heard me say these things before.
1088
00:53:26,420 --> 00:53:28,420
I said this type of shit to my parents before.
1089
00:53:28,420 --> 00:53:32,420
I've told my mother that I want to put a bullet in Jeff Bezos head at one point in time.
1090
00:53:32,420 --> 00:53:36,420
Motherfucker, I can't accept that too.
1091
00:53:36,420 --> 00:53:38,420
I fucking, no.
1092
00:53:38,420 --> 00:53:44,420
We can't do that given the circumstance that I'm in with my career.
1093
00:53:44,420 --> 00:53:48,420
I can.
1094
00:53:48,420 --> 00:53:50,420
Chat, I'm scared.
1095
00:53:50,420 --> 00:53:52,420
Wait, we're live?
1096
00:53:52,420 --> 00:53:54,420
Chat, I'm scared.
1097
00:53:54,420 --> 00:53:56,420
No, we're not live.
1098
00:53:56,420 --> 00:53:58,420
John Fisch, CEO of Amazon.
1099
00:53:58,420 --> 00:54:02,420
This is absolutely wild.
1100
00:54:02,420 --> 00:54:06,420
These things are being said.
1101
00:54:06,420 --> 00:54:10,420
Jeff is an XPC operator as well.
1102
00:54:10,420 --> 00:54:14,420
He's re-playing on the board.
1103
00:54:14,420 --> 00:54:18,420
John Fisch, CEO of Amazon.
1104
00:54:18,420 --> 00:54:20,420
I got that one, yes.
1105
00:54:20,420 --> 00:54:24,420
Can we do pirate laws and I can just take it over?
1106
00:54:24,420 --> 00:54:26,420
How about pirate laws?
1107
00:54:26,420 --> 00:54:28,420
You just take it over?
1108
00:54:28,420 --> 00:54:30,420
You just take it over?
1109
00:54:30,420 --> 00:54:32,420
That's it?
1110
00:54:32,420 --> 00:54:34,420
Can I just steal Amazon?
1111
00:54:34,420 --> 00:54:36,420
Like Gru stealing the moon.
1112
00:54:36,420 --> 00:54:38,420
Can I steal Amazon?
1113
00:54:38,420 --> 00:54:40,420
Jeff Bezos incites parlay.
1114
00:54:40,420 --> 00:54:44,420
Well, fuck, now you gotta talk to him.
1115
00:54:44,420 --> 00:54:48,420
Sorry, now you gotta fucking talk to the guy you don't want to talk to.
1116
00:54:48,420 --> 00:54:54,420
I mean, you know, if we're going by that logic, you kinda just gotta.
1117
00:54:54,420 --> 00:54:58,420
No, no, don't initiate parlay.
1118
00:54:58,420 --> 00:55:04,420
To be fair, you're the one who mentioned the Yarr Harfellas.
1119
00:55:04,420 --> 00:55:08,420
Damn it.
1120
00:55:08,420 --> 00:55:12,420
Someone actually did that to me at one point while I was streaming.
1121
00:55:12,420 --> 00:55:14,420
I had the curtains avatar.
1122
00:55:14,420 --> 00:55:16,420
Fucking cardboard cat out of Dinnerbone.
1123
00:55:16,420 --> 00:55:18,420
Sorry, continue.
1124
00:55:18,420 --> 00:55:22,420
I had a gun pulled out on someone and he just looks at me and he's like.
1125
00:55:22,420 --> 00:55:26,420
He pulls out a gun as well and we're both just aiming at each other and he's just like
1126
00:55:26,420 --> 00:55:30,420
there's only one thing for us to do in this situation.
1127
00:55:30,420 --> 00:55:32,420
Parlay.
1128
00:55:32,420 --> 00:55:36,420
He just says parlay.
1129
00:55:36,420 --> 00:55:38,420
And then we just start saying parlay back and forth to each other.
1130
00:55:38,420 --> 00:55:40,420
And we're both just like parlay.
1131
00:55:40,420 --> 00:55:42,420
Parlay.
1132
00:55:42,420 --> 00:55:44,420
Make that shit into a song.
1133
00:55:44,420 --> 00:55:48,420
That definitely was a lag spike for a man out there.
1134
00:55:48,420 --> 00:55:50,420
No, it would never be a lag spike.
1135
00:55:50,420 --> 00:55:54,420
I would never lag spike in the history of ever but it's at least good that my internet didn't go out.
1136
00:55:54,420 --> 00:55:56,420
I fucking.
1137
00:55:56,420 --> 00:55:58,420
I coughed on you.
1138
00:55:58,420 --> 00:56:00,420
And then the internet issue goes to you.
1139
00:56:00,420 --> 00:56:02,420
It's like the new strand of Covid.
1140
00:56:02,420 --> 00:56:06,420
You cough on somebody and then your tech problems go to them.
1141
00:56:06,420 --> 00:56:08,420
Oh my god, hang on.
1142
00:56:08,420 --> 00:56:10,420
I need to read.
1143
00:56:10,420 --> 00:56:12,420
I need to read something funny.
1144
00:56:12,420 --> 00:56:14,420
I won't have any recording problems with Audacity.
1145
00:56:14,420 --> 00:56:16,420
That's what they want you to.
1146
00:56:16,420 --> 00:56:18,420
The government wants you to think that you've solved your problems.
1147
00:56:18,420 --> 00:56:20,420
However, they're going to pop up again.
1148
00:56:20,420 --> 00:56:22,420
Also, the government made Audacity.
1149
00:56:22,420 --> 00:56:24,420
It's a cellular file that has two terabytes of storage.
1150
00:56:24,420 --> 00:56:26,420
I can't log in.
1151
00:56:26,420 --> 00:56:28,420
So I don't think I'm going to run out of storage.
1152
00:56:28,420 --> 00:56:30,420
I see, okay. But to be fair, General Electric made everything except for Audacity.
1153
00:56:30,420 --> 00:56:32,420
That was made by the government.
1154
00:56:32,420 --> 00:56:34,420
And they want you to think that your tech problems are gone.
1155
00:56:34,420 --> 00:56:36,420
To make you download more copies of Audacity.
1156
00:56:36,420 --> 00:56:40,420
I have 478 copies of Audacity on my fucking computer.
1157
00:56:40,420 --> 00:56:42,420
And you can't stop me.
1158
00:56:42,420 --> 00:56:44,420
Now if they see what I'm working with.
1159
00:56:44,420 --> 00:56:46,420
I will pirate Audacity.
1160
00:56:46,420 --> 00:56:48,420
Fuck.
1161
00:56:48,420 --> 00:56:50,420
It's free.
1162
00:56:50,420 --> 00:56:52,420
It might even be open. I think it's even open source.
1163
00:56:52,420 --> 00:56:54,420
He's walking into the GitHub headquarters.
1164
00:56:54,420 --> 00:56:56,420
And he's going to fucking take the rack.
1165
00:56:56,420 --> 00:56:58,420
He's taking the rack.
1166
00:56:58,420 --> 00:57:00,420
I'm going to steal GitHub.
1167
00:57:00,420 --> 00:57:02,420
Like Gru stole the moon.
1168
00:57:02,420 --> 00:57:04,420
Minions!
1169
00:57:04,420 --> 00:57:06,420
Today we're stealing everything that's free!
1170
00:57:06,420 --> 00:57:08,420
Like street signs.
1171
00:57:08,420 --> 00:57:10,420
I mean, well, if things are free to download on GitHub.
1172
00:57:10,420 --> 00:57:12,420
I mean, you can just walk in there and take the server racks.
1173
00:57:12,420 --> 00:57:16,420
No?
1174
00:57:16,420 --> 00:57:18,420
Like...
1175
00:57:18,420 --> 00:57:20,420
I should try that.
1176
00:57:20,420 --> 00:57:22,420
Where's GitHub at?
1177
00:57:22,420 --> 00:57:24,420
Give that a try.
1178
00:57:24,420 --> 00:57:26,420
Report back if you don't get shot by security.
1179
00:57:26,420 --> 00:57:28,420
They won't shoot me.
1180
00:57:28,420 --> 00:57:34,420
Because I will let them know that this is something that was told to me to do by Croc on XCEverything.
1181
00:57:34,420 --> 00:57:36,420
A formerly known as Twitter.
1182
00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:38,420
I will just let them know that I was informed that I needed to do that.
1183
00:57:38,420 --> 00:57:42,420
This is the worst fucking episode so far.
1184
00:57:42,420 --> 00:57:44,420
This is the worst one.
1185
00:57:44,420 --> 00:57:46,420
But also has some of the best moments.
1186
00:57:46,420 --> 00:57:48,420
But what the fuck?
1187
00:57:48,420 --> 00:57:50,420
You realize that it all went downhill immediately when I started talking.
1188
00:57:50,420 --> 00:57:52,420
Well, you see, it all went downhill when we were born.
1189
00:57:52,420 --> 00:57:54,420
And then it went more downhill when the internet fucking hates us.
1190
00:57:54,420 --> 00:57:56,420
And then it all went downhill when...
1191
00:57:56,420 --> 00:57:58,420
But see, here's the thing.
1192
00:57:58,420 --> 00:58:00,420
I asked Grok on X the everything app,
1193
00:58:00,420 --> 00:58:02,420
and he said,
1194
00:58:02,420 --> 00:58:04,420
I'm going to steal everything that's free.
1195
00:58:04,420 --> 00:58:06,420
I'm going to steal everything that's free.
1196
00:58:06,420 --> 00:58:08,420
Grok on X the everything app,
1197
00:58:08,420 --> 00:58:10,420
formerly known as Twitter.
1198
00:58:10,420 --> 00:58:12,420
If things will get better.
1199
00:58:12,420 --> 00:58:18,420
And he said that Elon Musk will be saving everyone.
1200
00:58:18,420 --> 00:58:20,420
And...
1201
00:58:20,420 --> 00:58:22,420
How do we finish up, Nano?
1202
00:58:22,420 --> 00:58:24,420
Here's the guy with the camera.
1203
00:58:24,420 --> 00:58:28,420
And he will make everything better for the world.
1204
00:58:28,420 --> 00:58:34,420
And save everyone from horribleness.
1205
00:58:34,420 --> 00:58:36,420
And if you follow the Musk,
1206
00:58:36,420 --> 00:58:40,420
then everything will be better.
1207
00:58:40,420 --> 00:58:44,420
Thank you all for being here for today's episode of Final Three Braincells Podcast.
1208
00:58:44,420 --> 00:58:46,420
The next one will be better than this.
1209
00:58:46,420 --> 00:58:48,420
We're just really fucking tired.
1210
00:58:48,420 --> 00:58:50,420
And we don't know what we were doing.
1211
00:58:50,420 --> 00:58:54,420
And we didn't have a script to go by or a list of things or any kind of fucking mental sanity today.
1212
00:58:54,420 --> 00:58:56,420
Because today has been something else.
1213
00:58:56,420 --> 00:58:58,420
I also can't even think straight either.
1214
00:58:58,420 --> 00:59:02,420
Ask your local Grok on X the everything app,
1215
00:59:02,420 --> 00:59:04,420
formerly known as Twitter,
1216
00:59:04,420 --> 00:59:06,420
if Geico is right for you.
1217
00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:10,420
Or if you should use protection during sex.
1218
00:59:10,420 --> 00:59:15,420
If you want to find more of our socials and all the things we do,
1219
00:59:15,420 --> 00:59:17,420
minus John because he's going to be removed from the site,
1220
00:59:17,420 --> 00:59:21,420
please go visit F3BPodcast.com
1221
00:59:21,420 --> 00:59:23,420
And you can find links to all the things we do,
1222
00:59:23,420 --> 00:59:28,420
like a fucking thermonuclear bomb that detonates whenever you click on his profile,
1223
00:59:28,420 --> 00:59:30,420
because obviously we fucking need one,
1224
00:59:30,420 --> 00:59:33,420
as a good representation of what I'm going to drop on his house.
1225
00:59:33,420 --> 00:59:34,420
A bomb.
1226
00:59:34,420 --> 00:59:36,420
Except this is not an admission of guilt.
1227
00:59:36,420 --> 00:59:38,420
This is a joke.
1228
00:59:38,420 --> 00:59:40,420
And you gotta believe that.
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You can find all of my socials through Grok on X the everything app,
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formerly known as Twitter.
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00:59:47,420 --> 00:59:50,420
Remember to eat corn.
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I'm just a raccoon.
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Remember to eat corn.
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00:59:53,420 --> 00:59:56,420
There's a raccoon somewhere behind the set now in front of the set.
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00:59:56,420 --> 00:59:57,420
Don't worry about that one.
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00:59:57,420 --> 00:59:59,420
The raccoon is right there.
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00:59:59,420 --> 01:00:01,420
Consume your mattress.
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01:00:01,420 --> 01:00:03,420
Eat Prilosec.
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01:00:03,420 --> 01:00:04,420
Outro.
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01:00:04,420 --> 01:00:08,420
You're not supposed to say outro.
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01:00:08,420 --> 01:00:10,420
That's not you.
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01:00:10,420 --> 01:00:12,420
Outro.
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01:00:12,420 --> 01:00:15,420
Well, it's not outro, so I say it.
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01:00:15,420 --> 01:00:16,420
Wait, I kind of said it twice.
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01:00:16,420 --> 01:00:20,420
Wait, wait, but it undid itself because I said it twice.
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01:00:20,420 --> 01:00:23,420
Ask Groc on XCEverything app, formerly known as Twitter,
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01:00:23,420 --> 01:00:24,420
if this is the outro.
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01:00:24,420 --> 01:00:32,420
Outro.
