Episode 31 - Melba's Fixins

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They were two guys who worked in the public sector,
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but then their jobs were under attack. They decided
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that enough was enough and continued to work
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those jobs. But now they have a podcast too.
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You ready for advice you didn't ask for and opinions
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nobody wants to hear? Maybe stick around and
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play some games and if you're lucky, have a couple
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of laughs. They have two brain cells that are
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both desperately fighting for third. This is
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the Fighting for Third podcast with your host,
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Robbie and Zach. It's fighting for third Welcome
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back. We're back. We're back. I'm Robbie. He's
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Zach. Yep. That's me and You're a brain cell.
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I am the right so well there. Yes, you are But
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so are they they're brain cells. They're all
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brain cells. Everyone's a brain cell What do
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we call our den of recording the brain? Let's
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go the mitochondria The powerhouse of the cell
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powerhouse of the cell. That's right. I know
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that one. Yeah say welcome back to the mitochondria
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I like it. We just start spitballing out right
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now and I like it. I like it. I'm not even open
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for suggestions. Actually, that's just what it's
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going to be. That's fair. Yeah. So I apologize
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in advance. It is my flu game. Yeah. Shout out
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Michael Jordan. Yep. And me. And somebody anybody
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else who's ever played sick and did really well.
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I think it's just Michael Jordan and me. Okay.
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Well, that's pretty much it. Yeah, there you
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go. Jordan and I it feels like it's been a while.
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Let's be recorded. It hasn't been that long though
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It's been two weeks. We usually do two at a time.
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Yeah, sometimes three if we're feeling frisky
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Yeah, but yes, it does feel like it's been a
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while. I agree. I was just thinking about it
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today. There's not a Sports podcast, but I'm
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gonna say right now. I'm in football bliss It's
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an amazing time to be and especially because
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now NFL Network or NFL .com and ESPN both put
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out the power rankings. Number two, Colts for
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both of them. So Colts and IU are both number
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two. Both number two in the nation. Soon to be
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number one, both. Yeah. When IU wins the college
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football playoff and the Colts win the Super
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Bowl. Oh yeah. Down. Do you know how, do you
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know what that would do to my head? I might explode.
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My brain would explode. Especially with the IU
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I had pretty high expectations this year. Not
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number two high. But pretty high. The Colts I
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had, they were on the floor. I'm not going to
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lie to you. They were bad. They were supposed
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to be bad. They were. Yeah. So I think we all,
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us Colts fans, owe Shane Steig an apology because
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he might actually be a good coach and his quarterbacking
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was the problem. We also owe Daniel Jones an
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apology. We all, that entire NFL world owes him
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an apology. Everyone owes Danny Dimes. Indiana
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Jones. Sorry, not Danny Dimes. He's Indiana Jones
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here and Mr. Jones, we're sorry. Yeah. You know
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what we should toast so a producer gave us gave
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me something for us to try on air Okay, you want
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to see what it is? Yeah, I do i'm excited. Okay.
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Here we go What toast oh it is a toast? Oh, yeah
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Why don't you tell us what that is and it's nice
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and cold. This is a key lime pie soda by melba's
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fixins Made in the usa pure cane sugar. What
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does it say at the bottom there? It does say
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y 'all get your fixins Yes, they use a bottle
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opener to open it. Oh, it's a Yeah, this is gonna
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be high quality. We'll see. There you go. Thank
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you so much. We're gonna try this. Here we go.
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Okay, it smells like key lime pie. Alright, let's
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give it a sniff. It smells exactly like key lime
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pie. Alright, hey, cheers. I hope this tastes
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as good as it smells. You know what? Here we
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go. It does taste like key lime pie. Not bad.
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Pretty good. It's actually a lot better than
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I was going to be. So I didn't know what this
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was. Our producer said, I got you something for
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the podcast. She said she didn't think I would
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like it. And I'm here to tell you, not bad. It
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is not bad. But I drink a lot of it. No, but
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I'm going to drink this one. Yeah. Like the ones
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I don't like once in a while. Yeah. Yeah. Melba,
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thank you. Thank you for your fix. I'm about
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to get my fixing. I'm getting my fixing on. This
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is pretty good, honestly. Give it a rating. Out
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of. out of five pies five pies yeah i'd probably
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give it three and a half that's a rookie score
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3 .5 this is a 3 .62 okay key lime pie soda you're
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right the carbonation does throw me off a little
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bit but it's pretty good it does taste like key
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lime pie it does which i love it doesn't taste
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like a fresh made key lime pie no it's been in
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the fridge for about a week yeah but uh It's
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pretty good. On the on the label here is a nice
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doily. Mm hmm. Yeah, because Melba's that's what
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Melba does. I mean, there's picture Melba right
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there. Yeah, she is on the doily. Yeah. Her face
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is on the doily. Look at her. Melba seems. Honestly,
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it seems like Melba might not like our podcast.
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Probably not, but we're probably a little too
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dirty for her. Yeah, but thank you, Melba. I
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appreciate you. This is this is delicious. Thank
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you, Melba. Thank you, our producer. Yeah. This
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is a nice surprise. You're welcome. Thank you
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very much. You surprised me with the dunking
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sauces. Yes. I thought I'd surprise you with
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this. This means that we're periodically going
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to have to surprise each other with better and
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better things. That's true. One day one of us
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is going to have to roll in with a Lamborghini.
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Surprise, I got you a Lamborghini. And just to
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test drive it. Just to test drive it. Like an
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hour. What's after the Lamborghini? a yacht yep
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i was gonna say yacht and then helicopter oh
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that'd be sick did you say helicopter and then
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we can land our helicopter on the yacht yeah
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yeah we'll be broadcasting in international waters
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pirate radio style yeah we'll be the little dot
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in the middle of the ocean yeah that's disappeared
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also you know who else has disappeared what's
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up wichita he's been gone for a while yeah you're
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right i'm starting to think that it might be
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somebody we do know whose just location was wrong
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I think he might be right. But that's OK. Someone
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in Colombia. Oh, yeah. Somebody went real ham.
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Yeah, they did. Listen to all of it. So shout
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out Colombia. Yeah, Colombia, the country. It
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could have been. Well, you know, yeah. He's not
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really dead, I don't think. Well, him and Tupac
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and our mascot Bigfoot. That's what it was. The
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mascot put him on the podcast. Shout out bigfoot.
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Thank you, sir. He's like, hey, you should listen
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to this. I got a show for you. Yeah. Man, that's
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great. Hi. OK, we have a little bit of a recap
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to do. Yep. Recently. Yep. My sister, your cousin.
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Yep. She got married. She did. First off, congrats
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to Sam Dylan. I will say, yeah, they should have
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stuck to six groomsmen and six bridesmaids and
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then they could have a baker's dozen. Well, yeah,
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they could. Well, you got to have. One extra.
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Well, no, I mean just the fact there's a dozen
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of them. That's true. They're the bakers It would
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just been the Baker that would have been pretty
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good actually been the Baker the Baker's dozen
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So I guess we got to do it again Start over the
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new wedding that one doesn't count Baker's dozen.
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Yeah You should have been in the planning. Well,
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that's on them. Honestly. Yeah, they listen.
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Well one of them listens They might both listen,
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I don't know. I think just one of them listens.
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We've only made comments, only one of us made
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comments, so much so that only one listens. But
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that's okay. Yeah. But a little wedding recap.
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It was out in the middle of nowhere. It was.
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Which is fine. Yep. The IE game kept crashing
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through a wind stream. Yep, that's right. By
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the way, biggest win in program history. Yep.
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But that's not what we're here about. No. This
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is a wedding debrief. Yep. Geez, where do I start?
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Well, I will start with yeah Rehearsal dinner
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that brisket probably the best brisket. It's
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pretty good. It was pretty good brisket pretty
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good brisket. I was I was a little Skeptic that
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was gonna be good. Mm -hmm. Just because every
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time every time people are like, oh, you're gonna
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love this Usually it doesn't like yeah, but just
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that lived up to life is pretty good. It was
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really good Also those little did you have any
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of those little cookies that were on the other
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table the little dessert table? I did not all
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those cookies were good. I had the cupcake I
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didn't have a cupcake. Cupcake was pretty good.
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I don't also like pumpkin and the cookies were
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pumpkin snickerdoodle. I love snickerdoodle.
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That's why I liked them. They're snickerdoodle.
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I love snickerdoodle. Same. Favorite cookie.
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Same. Yep. Love them. We might have to do a top
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five cookies. Down. Yeah. Well, I kind of gave
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away my number one. Same. Same. But the snickerdoodle
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has to be like soft. I don't like that. Yes,
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I agree. There's that place in the mall. Blondies.
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They make a good snickerdoodle. I've never had
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a snickerdoodle. I've never had a cookie there.
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It's pretty good. They're a little pricey, though,
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because they're on shark tanks and I think they
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can charge too much that they get endorsed. I
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don't know whatever they do. I don't know. I
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don't know. It just says a scene on Shark Tank.
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OK, so probably not. I just see a thing on. They're
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still in the mall. So I didn't watch a thing
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on Shark Tank. Speaking of tricking where they
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were, I don't know exactly what they were selling,
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but he's like, don't you hate when people break
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in your house and the guy trying to kick down
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the door and kick down the door? It's so funny.
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What? Like it's some kind of like arm like I
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think. supposed to like secure the door so they
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can't knock it down. Oh, yeah. Do trying to kick
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the door down the door won't kick down. It's
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so funny. I hate when that happens. And Mark
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Cuban is like, how much for the door? Yeah, it
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was so funny. I also saw one where this guy,
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you remember power balance bracelets? Yes. It's
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like a little sticker. Yeah. If you don't know,
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it's a it's a rubber band basically with a little
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shiny sticker in the middle. It's supposed to
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help you. perform better. Yes. Well, this guy
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was trying to sell it to Mark Cuban. He goes,
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I got you one. It's Dallas Mavericks Blue and
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Mark Cuban goes, I don't want it. You keep it.
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The guy's like, but it's Dallas Blue. I made
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it just for you. I'm not interested. He said,
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I don't believe in scams. He just called the
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guy out right there. Yeah. Well, shut up. Shut
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up, Mark Cuban. Anyway, back to the wedding.
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Back to the wedding. Rehearsal dinner was good.
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Risky was solid. I was not. Prepared for how
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much sitting around I had to do while my wife
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got ready Yeah, well because she started at like
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830 and then I didn't leave until like 1 o 'clock
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It's funny how Different men and women are yep
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when it comes to getting ready. Yep. We can get
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ready so fast. Yep That's alright. It is a beautiful
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wedding. Well done like a lot of time I'll hop
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in the shower and be done my wife's like you're
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already done. Yeah Yeah, actually I Take long
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showers. It depends. It depends for me. What's
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your average shower length you think average?
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Yeah Probably seven minutes. Yeah, I'm probably
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in that I'm probably about ten. I would say ten,
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but that might be too long He's using my longer
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showers for like ten minutes. I'm usually about
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ten I'm really we have a little ledge in our
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shower and I'll pop on a YouTube video while
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I'm taking a shower and Most of the videos I
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watch are about ten minutes and I'm usually in
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there for about a video. So that's fair. Yeah
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about ten minutes That's her my I think my longest
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is probably like 15 Sometimes I just feel like
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standing under the water cuz nice and warm. Yeah,
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like 15 minutes. So I work outside One of my
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favorite things is when it's super cold Sometimes
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when you're outside all day your skin gets like
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numb basically cuz it's so cold My favorite thing
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is standing in the shower and just feeling yep
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the heat and the tingle ease in my legs and my
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arms I love that so nice anyway This is a wedding
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debrief, not showers. The ceremony was great.
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I didn't think they were going to fit as many
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people as they said were going to fit in the
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little ceremony space. There's a lot of people
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there. There's a lot of people there. There's
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a lot of people not there. Well, not a lot of
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people. There's like two rows. But I think that
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was because people didn't know how far back they
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far up they could go. I agree. It's like some
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wedding is like the first three rows are reserved.
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Yeah, it didn't seem like that, though. Just
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the first one or two, maybe. Yeah. I think that's
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why they're like Three were the first three roads
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were empty was I think. Well, I remember when
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we got there for the rehearsal. They're like,
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this is where everyone's going to sit. And they're
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like, yeah, there's like 125 people going. And
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I was like, not here. There's not. They're not
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going to fit here. They did. Yeah, they did.
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So good for them. And then. Day of ceremony was
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great. It was beautiful, wonderful. We took pictures.
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It didn't rain. It didn't rain. Honestly, the
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weather was perfect. It was very nice. It was
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like. I don't know 70 ish degrees went too hot.
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Wasn't too hot. It did get cold at night. Yeah,
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it got real cold at night. It did. It was freezing.
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Actually, it's a good thing I had on a suit.
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Yeah, but uh, sir or the what's that thing called?
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Reception. That was fun. Yeah. Had a good time.
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Pasta. That was a risky move. Yeah, but it worked
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out. It was pretty good. It was good. Had some
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white sauce left over some nudes. They did. You
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know, white sauce and white sauce and nudes.
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Nudes can they can lead to white sauce. They
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can. They can. This is an explicit show. Yeah.
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We got to keep it explicit. We do. But yeah,
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congratulations again, Sam and Dylan. Yeah. Wonderful
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time. They can come on our podcast. Maybe you
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can come on the podcast, talk about whatever
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newlyweds talk about. Yeah, I don't know. They
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tell us about their adventures in Bahaba, Maine.
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Bahaba. Bahaba. I wonder if they ran to Stephen
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King. Probably. He lived in Bangor, I think.
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That's close enough, I think. I think they went
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to Bangor, didn't they? Probably. I think it's
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right there together. I feel like in Maine, there's
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like five different cities, but I feel like they're
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all right there. Is it Bangor or Bangor? I think
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it's Bangor. Well, there's that one. Yep. There's
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Bahaba. There's Portland. There's Portland and
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then Augusta. Yep. That's capital. Yep. I think
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that's it. Yeah. I think they're all like right
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there. Yeah. I think there's only four cities
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in all of Maine. I think the population of Maine
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is like 68 people. Does that sound right? Yeah,
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that sounds about right. Yeah. So did you know
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that Maine is the farthest East, it's further
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east than... I'm going to forget this now. You
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got this. I started a fun fact and then I ran
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out of steam because I forgot what the second
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part of that was. Well, while you're thinking...
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That's the wrong one. That's the wrong one. That
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should be, we should use that for when we have
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a special guest. We should. That should be our
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introduction to special guests, no matter who
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it is. We should. I meant to do this though.
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I'm going to have to look it up real quick. Because
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I started something and now I want to finish
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it and I don't remember what it was but it's
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like it's further east than Something you would
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think it is Is it like? The Bermuda Triangle
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there probably it might be further is in the
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Bermuda Triangle actually Do you think the Bermuda
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Triangle is real? No, I don't either I think
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There's probably just some cool when it's coinkydinks
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that all those ships sunk Either that or it is
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real. Those are pretty much the only two options.
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Oh, I googled it Yeah, and it popped they popped
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up it says Maine is further east than all US
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states except for a small part of Alaska Wow
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All right. Well, here's a fun fact for you Alaska
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Is both the most eastern point eastern most and
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western most point in the United States because
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it crosses the dateline. So it is both the furthest
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west and the furthest east. Isn't that interesting?
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Oh, maybe this was this was the fun fact. You
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would think looking at a map that Florida would
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be closer to Africa, but actually mean that's
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closer to Africa. Oh, just because the map isn't
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quite. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was it. I knew
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it's something to do with Africa. That was it.
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Have you ever done the thing online? It's a it's
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a map. But you can drag countries all over the
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the globe essentially and it shows the actual
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size of it I think I have but it's been a while.
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I think it's pretty interesting. Yeah, I'm a
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bit of a Nerd is not the right answer, but I
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like geography. I've been so I was using sporkle.
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We've sporkle book. I love sporkle I was using
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sporkle to learn my god know my states and my
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capitals. Yes I was using sporkle to learn first.
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I was gonna do European countries. Uh -huh. And
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I was gonna do African countries. I don't know
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any of them Well, I know some of them, but I
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don't know like where they're at, right? So like
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on Jeopardy when they come up, I never I just
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guess state. Djibouti. I always guess Ethiopia.
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That's fair. It's never Ethiopia. It never is.
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It's never Ethiopia. It's never Rembrandt. Is
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it ever Kenya? I think sometimes. I think I know
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several African countries. See, I think I know.
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I probably know more than I think I do, but I
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don't know. I have no idea where they're at.
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Yeah, same. Like I know South Africa. Yeah, that
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one's South. I know Somalia. Yep, Chad, Kenya,
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Libya. The other problem with African country
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that they change their names all the time because
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they're all going through civil war. Yeah, there's
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a lot of that happening like the Democratic Republic
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of Congo. Yep, which I believe is there's another
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Congo. That's not that one. That's correct. There
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are two Congos. That's right. I can't remember
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the other one's called, but it might just be
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Congo. Yeah. Then there's South Sudan and Sudan.
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Yep. Oh, is that true? Yeah. Oh, all right. There
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used to be out of the Sudan. There's Libya. Yep.
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There's Liberia. Yep. Morocco, Morocco, Zimbabwe,
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Egypt. Yep. What's crazy about Egypt is like
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it's part of Africa, but it's like like it is
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basically Europe and like in the Middle East.
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Yeah. People don't really associate with Africa.
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My. So I saw this tick tock. And I don't know
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why it never crossed my mind, but there was it
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was Egypt and it was like I never thought to
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snorkel Egypt. And it crossed my eye. I've also
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never thought to start. Yeah, it's like around
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the. It's right on the Mediterranean. It'd be
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a great place to snorkel, but it never crossed
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my mind as a place to snorkel because like I
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was thinking I was listening to time suck and
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they were doing the Cleopatra suck. Yeah. And
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they're talking about like how Rome basically
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owned Egypt. Yeah. That's why it's European because
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it's owned it very like a colony of Rome essentially.
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It's not crazy. Yeah. I've heard Egypt pyramids.
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I've heard the pyramids are like not a fun place
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to go. Just because of how harassed you're going
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to get when you're there. Because you're a tourist.
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Just because you're a tourist. Yeah. There's
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so many people just trying to make a living.
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Have you seen a picture of the like the pyramid
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with the city? Yes. It's like right. It's right
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there. Yes. Just like the Alamo. Yeah. It's in
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the middle of San Antonio. You're like in the
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it's like their town square. Yeah. Yeah. But
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every time we see a picture, it's like always
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like zoomed in. So it looks like it looks like.
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Yes. It's not. The pyramids really look like
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they're out in the middle of nowhere. No, they
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are right there. There's like a city right there.
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Isn't this the stuff? The Sphinx right there
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too. I think so. I thought they were all... I
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thought the Pyramid and Sphinx were together,
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but I don't know. They might be. I'm not sure.
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I don't know enough about them. I've never been
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to Egypt. I should go. That'd be kind of cool.
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I would like to go to Africa. Where would you
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go in Africa? Egypt? Probably. I would go to
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Egypt. Or Morocco. Yeah, I would like to go to
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Morocco, but I also want to go to Kenya and do
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a safari. Go to Fez? Morocco? What's Fez? That's
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it. The Fez hats? That makes sense actually,
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yeah, we actually kind of looked into going to
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Morocco one time but then we didn't We looked
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into going to Australia for our honeymoon and
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we did. Yeah, I would love to go to Australia
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It's on the bot if I go to Australia though,
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I'm there for like two weeks two and a half weeks
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I think that's we talked about going we're gonna
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spend I'm gonna be there for a minute. I can't
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go back to Rome Never been to Europe pretty cool
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Rome would be cool. It's been 15 years since
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I've been there. It's probably completely different
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now. It might be. It could be the same. I'd like
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to go to Venice. That would be cool. Jesus, this
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has become a travel podcast. That's okay. Yeah,
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we have to make up for that episode that we don't
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let people listen to anymore. Yeah, we do. We
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don't recommend, so we might not talk about travel
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now. Might as well. What's your bucket list travel
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destination? You got to pick one. You can go
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one place before you die. I have a couple of
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them. Gotta pick one narrow it down Iceland Hmm
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Reykjavik, you know, just Iceland. Iceland would
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be cool. My other one is a Amsterdam. Amsterdam
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would be cool. Like just Belgium. Yeah Mine is
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honestly probably the Great Barrier Reef. That'd
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be cool. Just snorkel it. I also want to go before
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it dies. Yeah Because it is dying. We are humans
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and we suck. Humans do suck idiot. Oh, by the
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way idiot of the week Let's go ahead and knock
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this bad boy out Right. I forgot to unmute it.
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So that's on me Are you stupid or something?
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I'm as stupid as this stupid noise It's uh, I
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have to okay. Well, I mean we have two episodes.
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Okay Well, then we're going to parlay this into
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what we just talked about. Humans are the idiot
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of the week. Yep, just in general. Just in general.
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Yeah, I was actually thinking about the Great
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Barrier Reef a lot. Yep. And just about how it's
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dying and humans have killed it. Climate change
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is real. This is not a political show, but...
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God, humans suck. I gotta find my... I'm sorry,
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I just sprung it on ya. That's on me. Well, I'm
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using my computer for a game that we have coming
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up, so... I am very excited about the game. Here,
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you wanna hear this again while you're looking?
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Are you stupid or something? Yes, I am. Honestly,
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as stupid as a stupid does. Cause I had a good
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one, I gotta see if I can find it now. Uh, brain
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cells, if you can name what that's from. You
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don't win anything, but at least you'll know.
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Well, this is not the same one I found, but uh...
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That's okay. It's basically the same idea, but...
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Anyway, there's a Florida woman. Oh boy She was
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arrested. Yep over the weekend. Uh -huh. She's
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carrying a bag And guess what she had printed
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on the bag. Mmm Florida woman on the bag. I Don't
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know. Was there a picture of her? Oh, sorry.
00:22:05.519 --> 00:22:07.839
I let me so a central Florida woman was arrested
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over the weekend on drug possession charges Oh
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boy, but she had a bag and guess what was printed
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on the bag. It's not meth Close it was the bag.
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It said definitely not a bag full of drugs. Okay.
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Yeah Yeah, and it was in fact a bag full of drugs.
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Yeah, of course What an idiot a lot of my ideas
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so that we here probably crime related because
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I love reading stupid My next idea of the week
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is crime related. So that's fair. So my other
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one. All right, I hope it's not the same one
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It may it's probably not it's probably not it's
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probably not you have a game for us. I do have
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a game All right. I'm excited about this game.
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Uh -huh. As you can see once we have there We're
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doing something new here in the mitochondria.
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Yeah, you can't see it, but we can and that's
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very exciting You know, so this game is called
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the price is right So the price is right. I found
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some Technically BuzzFeed found these for me,
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but that was nice of them BuzzFeed had a thing
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of Things being sold on Facebook Marketplace
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eBay or whatever. Okay, I'm gonna show them to
00:23:05.769 --> 00:23:08.400
you. Yes They're basically essentially you're
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going to tell me how much you would how much
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you would pay for it Okay, how much you think
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it is and I will tell you how much it actually
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okay Can I introduce you real quick? Yep, the
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price is right with our hose Okay, so here you
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ready for first one yeah, absolutely speaking
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of weddings, uh -huh Holding up. Okay, so we
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are trying this out. It's still new for us It
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literally was working earlier. Oh no. Hold on.
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Holding on. I'm gonna go ahead and just talk
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to the people while you're trying to figure this
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out. Let's see. What's new in my life? As I said,
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this is my flu game. Bit ill. Oh. Zach's figuring
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it out. Here we go. I think we got it. I think
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we got it here. That's all that's new for me,
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I guess. Nope, we didn't figure it out. Is this
00:24:02.619 --> 00:24:08.579
the Krusty Krab? No! This is Patrick. So. Oh,
00:24:08.920 --> 00:24:13.099
we got it. We got it. We don't. Yes. No. Well,
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hold on. I might just have to unplug the charger
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part of it. I can probably use it from my. Oh,
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OK. We got this. My mouse stopped working. The
00:24:20.920 --> 00:24:24.640
mouse stopped working, guys. What is the worst
00:24:24.640 --> 00:24:28.799
rodent and why is it a mouse? OK. OK, here we
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go. So first one here, we have a wedding dress.
00:24:31.579 --> 00:24:34.279
Yes. It's a beautiful wedding dress. It's white.
00:24:34.589 --> 00:24:38.950
it is it says on it what was i thinking yeah
00:24:38.950 --> 00:24:42.069
she scribbled out her her face or his face rather
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her face his face yep so how much would you pay
00:24:45.809 --> 00:24:47.769
for this wedding dress clearly it's been used
00:24:47.769 --> 00:24:51.529
yeah is he's wearing it yeah uh this is like
00:24:51.529 --> 00:24:54.170
facebook marketplace yep it looks like uh used
00:24:54.170 --> 00:24:55.890
wedding dress looks like a nice dress i guess
00:24:55.890 --> 00:24:58.109
i don't really know the going rate for a dress
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i do think they're quite expensive though yep
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so how much would you pay for it first honestly
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250 bucks yeah and how much do you think they're
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asking for it probably like a grand a grand a
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G they're asking three hundred dollars oh wow
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yeah that wasn't I could probably talk her down
00:25:16.490 --> 00:25:18.509
yeah I could talk her down to two you know what
00:25:18.509 --> 00:25:20.109
I'm giving myself a ding for that I should have
00:25:20.109 --> 00:25:23.089
said I think I think we'll have you in see that's
00:25:23.089 --> 00:25:24.069
kind of hard because some of these are gonna
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be a little like I was gonna say like you have
00:25:26.390 --> 00:25:28.589
to be within $50 of it I'm gonna say a hundred
00:25:28.589 --> 00:25:33.059
but like some of it will be like that yeah Okay,
00:25:33.059 --> 00:25:36.200
you'll see so yeah, yeah $50. Okay, if it's $50
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I get a ding otherwise I don't get the next one
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Yeah, it's going along with the wedding this
00:25:41.500 --> 00:25:47.059
man. Oh Yes What does he tell the audience what
00:25:47.059 --> 00:25:49.940
he's selling? Okay, so he is selling a men's
00:25:49.940 --> 00:25:52.599
gold wedding ring I'd like to describe the picture
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It is a very close -up of him. It seems he's
00:25:56.759 --> 00:26:00.140
holding the ring up against his nose His eyes
00:26:00.140 --> 00:26:03.710
are just red as the devil I don't know. It almost
00:26:03.710 --> 00:26:06.289
looks like his eyes are bleeding. It's terrifying.
00:26:06.710 --> 00:26:10.069
Yep. I paid. OK, we talked about this at the
00:26:10.069 --> 00:26:12.910
wedding. Actually, how much our rings were. Honestly,
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I think 50 bucks is probably about where you
00:26:15.690 --> 00:26:18.029
should be for a men's ring. OK, how much do you
00:26:18.029 --> 00:26:20.309
think this man, this gentleman is asking? It's
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an old guy. You could tell by the eyebrows and
00:26:22.210 --> 00:26:25.150
the wrinkles. He probably thinks he has at least
00:26:25.150 --> 00:26:26.910
three hundred dollars worth of gold there. Well,
00:26:27.109 --> 00:26:30.680
he's asking three bucks. OK. What do I? Is that
00:26:30.680 --> 00:26:34.259
a ding for me? You said 50. I did say 50. Well,
00:26:34.319 --> 00:26:37.740
I guess. Well. I guess technically the guess.
00:26:37.900 --> 00:26:41.980
Oh, I think how we're so I guess what you guessed
00:26:41.980 --> 00:26:44.319
it was asking for was not correct. Also on the
00:26:44.319 --> 00:26:45.400
wedding dress, it wasn't either. But how much
00:26:45.400 --> 00:26:48.140
you would pay for it was correct. Honestly, I
00:26:48.140 --> 00:26:51.740
could talk them down from 32. OK, the next one.
00:26:51.799 --> 00:26:53.640
We have, you know, sometimes you need to hold
00:26:53.640 --> 00:26:56.259
your bananas. Yeah, of course. Absolutely. A
00:26:56.259 --> 00:27:01.299
banana holder? Oh! Yeah, there is a banana holder.
00:27:01.859 --> 00:27:05.200
There is a cat just about to devour the banana
00:27:05.200 --> 00:27:07.759
holder. He's deep -throating that. He is deep
00:27:07.759 --> 00:27:10.640
-throating the banana holder, absolutely. Do
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you think that affects the price? Yeah, for sure.
00:27:13.059 --> 00:27:16.880
It raises it by a lot. I'd pay three dollars
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for that banana holder. I bet they're asking
00:27:19.519 --> 00:27:23.059
five. Do you think they're asking five? I think
00:27:23.059 --> 00:27:25.460
they're asking five and I would pay three. I
00:27:25.460 --> 00:27:29.299
guess what? They're asking five. Wow! They're
00:27:29.299 --> 00:27:32.099
asking five. They're asking five for it. I nailed
00:27:32.099 --> 00:27:35.279
that. You did. Speaking of food, you know, sometimes
00:27:35.279 --> 00:27:37.119
you get like chips and stuff and get some rare.
00:27:37.859 --> 00:27:39.859
You sometimes find a rare like a cheeto shaped
00:27:39.859 --> 00:27:42.559
like. Oh, sure, sure, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:27:42.740 --> 00:27:47.000
Here we have a rare double eyed goldfish. I don't
00:27:47.000 --> 00:27:48.839
really see the double eye. I've looked multiple
00:27:48.839 --> 00:27:51.029
times in this picture and I can't see it. I'm
00:27:51.029 --> 00:27:52.869
going to be honest, I barely see the first eye.
00:27:52.930 --> 00:27:54.670
Yeah, it's very hard to see. My mouse would work
00:27:54.670 --> 00:27:56.930
out. I guess a rare double eyed goldfish right
00:27:56.930 --> 00:27:59.950
here. The eye. Yeah, I can't tell that that and
00:27:59.950 --> 00:28:03.250
that are the double eyes. I think this person
00:28:03.250 --> 00:28:06.170
is they're trying to see Jesus in their toes.
00:28:06.369 --> 00:28:08.910
You know what I'm saying? I would pay 30 cents
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for that. Three cents, honestly. Did I say 30?
00:28:11.890 --> 00:28:13.710
I meant three. Three cents? Okay, how much do
00:28:13.710 --> 00:28:15.329
you think they want for it? Probably like 20
00:28:15.329 --> 00:28:20.390
bucks. They want 30. Wow! I'm doing really well
00:28:20.390 --> 00:28:23.230
so far. You're doing very well. Okay, going back
00:28:23.230 --> 00:28:24.509
to the cat, you know, the cat with deep throat.
00:28:24.710 --> 00:28:26.450
Yeah, of course. Sometimes your cat gets surgery,
00:28:26.609 --> 00:28:28.529
you need a little cone of shame for a small dog
00:28:28.529 --> 00:28:31.190
or cat. It's inflatable, it seems. It is. That's
00:28:31.190 --> 00:28:33.809
a nice cone of shame. Yeah, a little cone of
00:28:33.809 --> 00:28:36.160
shame for a small dog or cat. I like that the
00:28:36.160 --> 00:28:38.900
cat looks very unhappy about it. Of course. Wouldn't
00:28:38.900 --> 00:28:40.460
you be unhappy if you were in a cone of shame?
00:28:40.539 --> 00:28:42.400
Yeah, probably a little bit. Yeah. It also looks
00:28:42.400 --> 00:28:45.740
like the cat has it could be missing a leg. He
00:28:45.740 --> 00:28:47.819
might be. That doesn't look kind of like that.
00:28:47.819 --> 00:28:49.160
It doesn't look like that. It could be why he
00:28:49.160 --> 00:28:50.460
got the cone of shame on. So he doesn't bite
00:28:50.460 --> 00:28:53.480
his stitches. Yeah. Amputated. I will say this
00:28:53.480 --> 00:28:56.200
cone of shame could also just be a neck pillow.
00:28:56.200 --> 00:28:59.819
It could be. It's. And there's a screwdriver.
00:29:00.079 --> 00:29:02.359
There's a lot happening in this picture, actually.
00:29:02.359 --> 00:29:05.869
A cone of shame for a small dog or cat. I think
00:29:05.869 --> 00:29:10.009
how much would you pay? Maybe ten bucks. Okay.
00:29:10.009 --> 00:29:11.470
How much do you think they want for it? I'm gonna
00:29:11.470 --> 00:29:15.930
say they're guessing or they're asking 15 They
00:29:15.930 --> 00:29:19.789
are asking five. Oh, I think I get an X cuz I
00:29:19.789 --> 00:29:22.210
went over yeah, I mean, you're still close I
00:29:22.210 --> 00:29:24.150
don't know if we don't do true prices right now.
00:29:24.170 --> 00:29:27.549
Honestly five bucks kind of that's a steal That's
00:29:27.549 --> 00:29:29.990
kind of a steal. Do you get the cat? No, probably
00:29:29.990 --> 00:29:31.829
not. No, you don't get the cat You should get
00:29:31.829 --> 00:29:34.460
a discount on the cat if it's missing a leg Yeah,
00:29:34.460 --> 00:29:36.240
do you need are you in the market for a new chair?
00:29:37.220 --> 00:29:38.819
Honestly, what kind of chair are we talking a
00:29:38.819 --> 00:29:41.519
lazy boy recliner? How about an ugly ass one?
00:29:41.839 --> 00:29:46.319
Yeah, yeah ugly ass chair that is a description
00:29:46.319 --> 00:29:49.799
It is exactly what it says ugly ass chair. It
00:29:49.799 --> 00:29:51.400
holds you up and spins around and rocks back
00:29:51.400 --> 00:29:53.160
and forth Uh -huh. Oh, I didn't realize it tells
00:29:53.160 --> 00:29:54.700
you the money. Yeah, it does tell me he would
00:29:54.700 --> 00:29:59.319
like I think I'd pay five dollars That was on
00:29:59.319 --> 00:30:01.690
me. Yeah, that was a layup. That's it Now, let
00:30:01.690 --> 00:30:03.529
me let me describe the ugly ass chair, though.
00:30:04.029 --> 00:30:07.630
It is a rolly computer chair. It appears it is.
00:30:07.650 --> 00:30:13.190
I you cream encryption. Outside of that, it's
00:30:13.190 --> 00:30:15.869
kind of ugly ass. Yeah, for sure. It's definitely
00:30:15.869 --> 00:30:18.289
old. It's old. It's from the 70s. It's been used.
00:30:18.730 --> 00:30:21.829
It's been farted in several thousand times. Yeah.
00:30:22.569 --> 00:30:24.529
OK, so maybe you don't want a new chair. Would
00:30:24.529 --> 00:30:26.769
you like some new shoes? Yes, I love new. Here
00:30:26.769 --> 00:30:30.109
we have a pair of shoes. Those are white never
00:30:30.109 --> 00:30:36.150
been weird That's w -h -e -r -e Apostrophe D.
00:30:36.150 --> 00:30:37.930
These shoes have never been weird never been
00:30:37.930 --> 00:30:40.450
weird. They're very white. They appear to be
00:30:40.450 --> 00:30:42.450
some white Air Force's I mean, they've never
00:30:42.450 --> 00:30:43.930
been weird. So they've never been weird. They're
00:30:43.930 --> 00:30:48.230
clean clearly Therefore see I used to be a bit
00:30:48.230 --> 00:30:51.970
of a sneaker head, but I'm no longer Would you
00:30:51.970 --> 00:30:54.009
pay for those shoes has never been weird never
00:30:54.009 --> 00:30:58.849
been weird white on white very white Geez people
00:30:58.849 --> 00:31:00.950
ask a lot for shoes. I'd probably pay a hundred
00:31:00.950 --> 00:31:03.049
bucks for them. Okay. How much do you think they
00:31:03.049 --> 00:31:05.269
want for them? I bet they want a lot probably
00:31:05.269 --> 00:31:10.589
250 They're asking they are asking for 90 bucks.
00:31:10.650 --> 00:31:13.430
Oh, wow Yeah, thinking about some 90 dollar shoes
00:31:13.430 --> 00:31:16.009
never been weird I get an X but that's exactly
00:31:16.009 --> 00:31:18.089
what I would have paid for him Yeah, you like
00:31:18.089 --> 00:31:20.009
Shrek. Don't you? I love Shrek. Would you like
00:31:20.009 --> 00:31:25.650
some artwork for a Shrek? Yes All right. It is
00:31:25.650 --> 00:31:28.690
sexy Shrek hand drawing the hand drawing, but
00:31:28.690 --> 00:31:31.690
it actually appears to be Fiona. Well, I think
00:31:31.690 --> 00:31:34.970
it's Shrek. It's Shrek with long red hair and
00:31:34.970 --> 00:31:37.809
a flower. It does. I do think it should be probably
00:31:37.809 --> 00:31:42.990
Fiona, but it is very sexy. Actually, we're going
00:31:42.990 --> 00:31:44.450
to need to take a picture that I'm going to post
00:31:44.450 --> 00:31:46.190
it on socials. I'm going to say I was going to
00:31:46.190 --> 00:31:47.529
just send all these pictures and post them all
00:31:47.529 --> 00:31:48.670
on social. Yeah, that'll work. That'll work.
00:31:48.670 --> 00:31:50.349
I can send you all of them. Yeah, we'll do that.
00:31:50.390 --> 00:31:52.690
I really want to emphasize how sexy Shrek is.
00:31:52.710 --> 00:31:57.140
I would pay. Honestly 2 .8 million dollars for
00:31:57.140 --> 00:32:02.859
that maybe billion I bet they're asking jeez.
00:32:02.859 --> 00:32:06.980
I don't want to undervalue their artwork Ten
00:32:06.980 --> 00:32:14.500
bucks Is that uh Is that on is that oil pastel
00:32:14.500 --> 00:32:16.740
on paper? What is that? I believe canvas man
00:32:16.740 --> 00:32:19.720
I think it's maybe crayon crayon, but they want
00:32:19.720 --> 00:32:23.380
20 bucks for it. What did I say ten? Okay? I
00:32:23.380 --> 00:32:26.819
think they're asking a little too much, but Okay,
00:32:26.900 --> 00:32:30.799
so maybe maybe a hand -drawn Shrek looks Incredibly
00:32:30.799 --> 00:32:35.240
high look how red those eyes are So maybe a sexy
00:32:35.240 --> 00:32:37.720
Shrek's not your thing. Yeah, how about a how
00:32:37.720 --> 00:32:40.839
about this artwork? That's pretty nice. It's
00:32:40.839 --> 00:32:44.140
dead -ass spongebob acrylic on wood painting
00:32:45.119 --> 00:32:48.039
It is dead ass. Why does he's okay counting money?
00:32:48.039 --> 00:32:50.279
It looks like he's not counting it. He's it's
00:32:50.279 --> 00:32:52.599
a money spread Yeah, showing how much he has
00:32:52.599 --> 00:32:54.839
mister. He isn't a green what appears to be a
00:32:54.839 --> 00:32:57.680
smoking jacket with a green He kind of dressed
00:32:57.680 --> 00:33:00.380
like the Riddler. He is yeah. He's dressed like
00:33:00.380 --> 00:33:03.000
the Riddler He's also got a grill. He does have
00:33:03.000 --> 00:33:06.799
a grill and a very sexy mustache It is a very
00:33:06.799 --> 00:33:10.319
sexy mustachioed spongebob. I would dead ass
00:33:10.319 --> 00:33:12.640
pay ten dollars for that Okay, how much do you
00:33:12.640 --> 00:33:14.759
think they want for it? prophet well it's acrylic
00:33:14.759 --> 00:33:17.640
on wood wood is not cheap i bet they're asking
00:33:17.640 --> 00:33:22.819
50 okay they are asking dead at a thousand dollars
00:33:22.819 --> 00:33:25.279
they want a thousand bucks for that honestly
00:33:25.279 --> 00:33:27.700
good for them i don't know if they'll get it
00:33:27.700 --> 00:33:29.839
but they won't that's what they want what's that
00:33:29.839 --> 00:33:31.839
next to it that red thing is that's a shoe that's
00:33:31.839 --> 00:33:34.960
a shoe it's a shoe you like uh you like sonic
00:33:34.960 --> 00:33:37.160
the drive -in not the not the hedgehog i like
00:33:37.160 --> 00:33:39.920
both but yeah i like sonic how would you like
00:33:39.920 --> 00:33:42.769
to own your very own Sonic driving sign that's
00:33:42.769 --> 00:33:45.750
pretty cool, but the description down there it
00:33:45.750 --> 00:33:48.329
says here I have a sign from a Sonic a drive
00:33:48.329 --> 00:33:50.349
-in The thing would make an awesome decoration
00:33:50.349 --> 00:33:53.170
or prop well I was going to add a post and base
00:33:53.170 --> 00:33:55.589
But never go around to it still has the car reader
00:33:55.589 --> 00:33:57.470
and all the wiring in it do all very good So
00:33:57.470 --> 00:34:00.710
you can steal people's card information Do you
00:34:00.710 --> 00:34:05.750
think he stole this? A thousand for he showed
00:34:05.750 --> 00:34:07.569
up to a sonic one night in the middle of nowhere
00:34:07.569 --> 00:34:11.059
and just Rip that bitch out of there. I would
00:34:11.059 --> 00:34:16.880
pay Jesus is hard. I've never Priced a sign real
00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:19.840
quick Sonic Have you ever had the ocean water
00:34:19.840 --> 00:34:22.900
from Sonic? I've been Sonic like once okay, so
00:34:22.900 --> 00:34:25.619
probably not all right never mind moving on I
00:34:25.619 --> 00:34:28.840
would pay See a thousand dollars feels reasonable
00:34:28.840 --> 00:34:31.599
for that. How much you think they want for it?
00:34:31.599 --> 00:34:36.239
I think they know what they have probably two
00:34:36.239 --> 00:34:38.400
I'm gonna say they're they're asking to Two grand,
00:34:38.579 --> 00:34:42.079
two grand. They went to 50 to 50. What did they
00:34:42.079 --> 00:34:44.219
want to do with all the wiring attached and the
00:34:44.219 --> 00:34:47.179
card reader and the card reader? And it has the
00:34:47.179 --> 00:34:49.579
menu and everything. That's a 250. That's not
00:34:49.579 --> 00:34:52.659
bad. Yeah. What would you I don't know. Would
00:34:52.659 --> 00:34:54.599
you decorate? Well, how would you, I guess, put
00:34:54.599 --> 00:34:55.760
in your yard? I don't really know what you'd
00:34:55.760 --> 00:34:57.760
do with it. Can you imagine you put it in your
00:34:57.760 --> 00:34:59.320
yard? Someone just pulls up and starts talking.
00:35:00.679 --> 00:35:05.340
Yeah, I want the number four. Well, how about
00:35:05.340 --> 00:35:08.730
a new printer? Yes. Yes, I do a list printer.
00:35:09.349 --> 00:35:13.170
Wow. This is a picture. Yeah, it is. OK, with
00:35:13.170 --> 00:35:16.230
the printer. It is. So it appears to be three
00:35:16.230 --> 00:35:19.590
people and it's a very large printer. They're
00:35:19.590 --> 00:35:22.050
all hugging the printer. It seems it does say
00:35:22.050 --> 00:35:24.190
it's a printer race with tender love and care.
00:35:24.769 --> 00:35:27.309
Yeah. Also, I know real quick, going back to
00:35:27.309 --> 00:35:29.329
a song drive inside. Yeah. That guy went to 54.
00:35:29.510 --> 00:35:31.489
That person won a thousand dollars for SpongeBob.
00:35:32.190 --> 00:35:37.320
Yeah. Well. I don't even know what to say. I
00:35:37.320 --> 00:35:41.059
think they need to switch with a printer, the
00:35:41.059 --> 00:35:44.340
printer. That's yeah, that is an antique grade
00:35:44.340 --> 00:35:46.400
with tender tender love. And I think that's what
00:35:46.400 --> 00:35:48.920
really raises the price for me. You know, six
00:35:48.920 --> 00:35:51.320
dollars is what I would pay. How much do you
00:35:51.320 --> 00:35:53.780
think they want for it? Probably 20. Do you think
00:35:53.780 --> 00:36:00.869
they want 24? OK, it was 200. They they lowered
00:36:00.869 --> 00:36:04.510
it. No bites. No, it's down to 125. I do get
00:36:04.510 --> 00:36:09.469
an X for that. It was a tender love and care.
00:36:09.510 --> 00:36:11.449
You can't put a price on that. You can't. You
00:36:11.449 --> 00:36:13.309
can't put a price on that. Apparently they did
00:36:13.309 --> 00:36:16.230
because under 25. Well, no, it was 200 and everyone
00:36:16.230 --> 00:36:20.809
disagreed. I have a comb, a comb that you probably
00:36:20.809 --> 00:36:22.809
wouldn't find super handy, but it's a comb nonetheless.
00:36:24.069 --> 00:36:28.070
Oh, a comb for bald guy. Right. The description.
00:36:29.449 --> 00:36:33.610
Baldy. The description. Baldy. Yep. With a comb
00:36:33.610 --> 00:36:35.070
for bald guy. It does seem to be an ice comb.
00:36:35.110 --> 00:36:38.130
Looks like a metal comb. Actually, it also looks
00:36:38.130 --> 00:36:41.489
like someone took all of the little tines in
00:36:41.489 --> 00:36:44.309
the middle and just snapped them right off. And
00:36:44.309 --> 00:36:47.869
she's combed for bald. It has little tiny serrations,
00:36:47.969 --> 00:36:50.090
though. Looks like it might cut you. It probably
00:36:50.090 --> 00:36:51.389
won't feel pleasant to run through your head.
00:36:51.409 --> 00:36:54.670
No, I do not think it would. I would pay 50 cents
00:36:54.670 --> 00:36:58.210
for that. And I bet they're asking a dollar.
00:36:58.750 --> 00:37:03.630
They are. They are asking 25. OK. OK. Baldy.
00:37:05.489 --> 00:37:07.289
There's another picture. I wish we could see
00:37:07.289 --> 00:37:09.710
what the other picture of the coat was. I wonder
00:37:09.710 --> 00:37:11.670
if it's somebody using it. Oh, I really hope
00:37:11.670 --> 00:37:14.750
it is. We'll never know. You're a fan of Nickelback,
00:37:14.969 --> 00:37:16.829
correct? I love Nickelback. So next time you
00:37:16.829 --> 00:37:18.130
go to Nickelback concert, how would you like
00:37:18.130 --> 00:37:24.070
to wear? Yeah. This is a custom nickel back shirt
00:37:24.070 --> 00:37:27.230
made with real nickels. Yeah, it is. I wish I
00:37:27.230 --> 00:37:28.889
could count how many nickels. That's right there.
00:37:29.030 --> 00:37:33.070
82 nickels, 82 nickels. That's several. You'll
00:37:33.070 --> 00:37:35.110
be the talk of the town in your one of one nickel
00:37:35.110 --> 00:37:38.289
back shirt. It is one of one. And you would be
00:37:38.289 --> 00:37:39.769
the talk of the town. I think he glued it on
00:37:39.769 --> 00:37:42.070
their tape. It kind of looks like tape. I think
00:37:42.070 --> 00:37:44.170
he could have hot glued it. I think they probably
00:37:44.170 --> 00:37:48.199
hot glued it. Yeah. How much do you think? That
00:37:48.199 --> 00:37:51.400
is a really cool shirt, actually. And it's on
00:37:51.400 --> 00:37:53.619
their back, I should add. It is nickel back on
00:37:53.619 --> 00:37:57.920
their back. I bet they want you're sorry. I would
00:37:57.920 --> 00:38:02.000
pay five for the shirt. Well, how much is eighty
00:38:02.000 --> 00:38:06.079
two nickels? How much is how many nickels makes
00:38:06.079 --> 00:38:09.480
a dollar twenty? Yeah. No, that's not right.
00:38:09.860 --> 00:38:12.760
It is nickels. Five cents. You're right. Twenty.
00:38:13.320 --> 00:38:15.900
So it's like. Four dollars and ten cents. So
00:38:15.900 --> 00:38:19.480
I would pay ten dollars and ten cents. This guy's
00:38:19.480 --> 00:38:24.119
asking. A hundred dollars. Wow. I didn't say
00:38:24.119 --> 00:38:25.460
what I thought they were. Yeah, that's true.
00:38:25.699 --> 00:38:29.059
But I would never guess a hundred dollars. So
00:38:29.059 --> 00:38:33.000
I get an extra that. But guys, you're going to
00:38:33.000 --> 00:38:35.699
see how cool this year is. It's very cool. You
00:38:35.699 --> 00:38:38.519
like lemonade? Love lemonade. Love lemonade.
00:38:40.679 --> 00:38:45.000
Wow, this is a trash can full of lemons. Well,
00:38:45.059 --> 00:38:46.639
I'm assuming that I'm sure there's water. I mean,
00:38:46.719 --> 00:38:48.179
it's lemonade, too. I mean, there's liquid in
00:38:48.179 --> 00:38:51.820
it. Yeah, it I think a typical trash barrel is
00:38:51.820 --> 00:38:54.559
like 55 gallons. Yeah, it looks like they're
00:38:54.559 --> 00:38:56.639
sitting on about 50 gallons of lemonade here.
00:38:58.619 --> 00:39:02.920
I'm going to I would pay. Honestly, I would not
00:39:02.920 --> 00:39:08.380
pay for this. Uh, that's disgusting. But we don't
00:39:08.380 --> 00:39:10.719
know, it's probably clean. It does look pretty
00:39:10.719 --> 00:39:13.199
clean. But we don't know what the bottom looks
00:39:13.199 --> 00:39:15.139
like. That's true. The top of my trash barrel
00:39:15.139 --> 00:39:17.380
looks pretty clean too. That's true. How much
00:39:17.380 --> 00:39:19.639
do you think they want for this? Probably $500.
00:39:20.639 --> 00:39:24.880
They went $250. Okay, yeah. Well, do you think
00:39:24.880 --> 00:39:27.000
they, I hope they did the math and they're like,
00:39:27.039 --> 00:39:30.420
I would sell a cup for a dollar. I think there's
00:39:30.420 --> 00:39:35.340
250 cups in here. They might have you think that
00:39:35.340 --> 00:39:37.559
you can just sit there and ladle it out. That's
00:39:37.559 --> 00:39:42.900
disgusting Hey, look said hello is it still available?
00:39:44.039 --> 00:39:45.519
That means that that lemonade has been sitting
00:39:45.519 --> 00:39:48.800
in that trash can Those lemons are rotten since
00:39:48.800 --> 00:39:50.900
they made it Do you think that you think they
00:39:50.900 --> 00:39:53.059
made us and then posted it or I think they made
00:39:53.059 --> 00:39:55.320
it Tried to sell it some other way and then you
00:39:55.320 --> 00:39:57.219
know what there is some missing I bet they made
00:39:57.219 --> 00:39:59.039
it tried to sell it and realize we have way too
00:39:59.039 --> 00:40:04.329
much Are you in the I heard I knew you've had
00:40:04.329 --> 00:40:06.250
some car problems. Are you in the mood in the
00:40:06.250 --> 00:40:09.869
market for new car? Not yet, but potentially
00:40:09.869 --> 00:40:13.050
yeah, like you like Kia soles. No, not particularly.
00:40:13.050 --> 00:40:16.909
What about this one? I do I do like that. It's
00:40:16.909 --> 00:40:23.469
2011 Kia soul second It is upside down But it
00:40:23.469 --> 00:40:26.469
runs and drives still need tie rod be great for
00:40:26.469 --> 00:40:30.150
race be great for race I bet the hamsters really
00:40:30.150 --> 00:40:32.010
keep that bad boy going. Not only is it upside
00:40:32.010 --> 00:40:34.949
down, it's also like smashed in. It is very smashed
00:40:34.949 --> 00:40:37.909
up. It was in a pretty serious accident. Do you
00:40:37.909 --> 00:40:39.349
think they have a Carfax report ready for that
00:40:39.349 --> 00:40:43.110
car? I would like to see the Carfax. It is in,
00:40:43.110 --> 00:40:46.469
it appears to be Esperance, New York. I don't
00:40:46.469 --> 00:40:48.050
know where that is. Probably upstate somewhere.
00:40:48.650 --> 00:40:51.630
It's very snow. I can see why they crashed. It
00:40:51.630 --> 00:40:55.269
looks bad. I would pay... Keep in mind, it's
00:40:55.269 --> 00:40:57.510
still a car. And it still runs. It still runs.
00:40:57.630 --> 00:41:00.309
And drives. Yeah. That's maybe a five hundred
00:41:00.309 --> 00:41:02.530
dollar car, to be honest. No, no, no. Call it
00:41:02.530 --> 00:41:06.010
a thousand. Call it a thousand. And I bet they're
00:41:06.010 --> 00:41:08.170
asking five. You are correct. They're asking
00:41:08.170 --> 00:41:11.670
five hundred. That's incredible. You know what?
00:41:12.170 --> 00:41:14.250
And not only that, it was a thousand. It was
00:41:14.250 --> 00:41:15.969
a thousand. So you would have given them the
00:41:15.969 --> 00:41:19.929
thousand. I really nailed that one. That was
00:41:19.929 --> 00:41:22.190
a good one. Hey, you know, you got your new key
00:41:22.190 --> 00:41:24.630
of soul. Yeah. How would you like to hold behind
00:41:24.630 --> 00:41:28.969
it? Yeah, go ahead. Trailer that's it is a trailer.
00:41:28.969 --> 00:41:32.789
Yeah, it is also a coffin. Yep It says coffin
00:41:32.789 --> 00:41:35.190
trailer. Yes, you know what I would do. Yeah,
00:41:35.329 --> 00:41:41.150
I would I would buy that coffin trailer for $300
00:41:41.150 --> 00:41:47.190
and I would convert it into a smoker and I would
00:41:47.190 --> 00:41:50.750
call it Dead -ass good barbecue. Okay, and what
00:41:50.750 --> 00:41:52.530
do you think they want for this lovely coffin
00:41:52.530 --> 00:42:00.119
trailer? Probably $500 They want. Oh, oh, one
00:42:00.119 --> 00:42:02.260
thousand one hundred ninety nine. But it went
00:42:02.260 --> 00:42:04.380
down. They did for fourteen hundred. They did
00:42:04.380 --> 00:42:06.079
for fourteen hundred. I wonder why they were
00:42:06.079 --> 00:42:10.159
like, I'm going to take two. I think just because
00:42:10.159 --> 00:42:12.500
I see all other prices like retail stuff is always
00:42:12.500 --> 00:42:14.840
like ninety nine. Did you see how many likes
00:42:14.840 --> 00:42:18.119
are down there? Oh, nice. Yeah, nice. Sixty nine.
00:42:19.360 --> 00:42:22.750
That's a pretty good coffin. It looks like. Do
00:42:22.750 --> 00:42:24.690
you think that's to carry a - I don't think you
00:42:24.690 --> 00:42:26.610
can carry bodies across state lines, actually.
00:42:26.750 --> 00:42:28.230
Probably federal crime. I think it might be.
00:42:28.309 --> 00:42:30.030
I don't really have a segue into this one, so
00:42:30.030 --> 00:42:34.050
I'm just gonna show it to you. Yeah. Zank. Yeah,
00:42:34.570 --> 00:42:39.789
it's a tank made out of zens. Not zens, but the
00:42:39.789 --> 00:42:42.130
little circle pouch things. What do you call
00:42:42.130 --> 00:42:45.010
that? Container case? I don't know. It's a zank,
00:42:45.070 --> 00:42:48.250
though. And it's pretty cool. It is really cool.
00:42:49.469 --> 00:42:51.190
Instead of the little doorstop. They should have
00:42:51.190 --> 00:42:53.469
put a little Zen cap on there. They should have
00:42:53.469 --> 00:42:57.289
It appears they have both three and six milligrams
00:42:57.289 --> 00:43:03.050
ends mostly mostly six Geez that's how much how
00:43:03.050 --> 00:43:05.530
much does a pack of Zins cost? I have no idea.
00:43:05.530 --> 00:43:07.869
I don't know either I barely know what a Zen
00:43:07.869 --> 00:43:09.710
is. I know what it is, but I barely know what
00:43:09.710 --> 00:43:15.130
it is. I would pay $15 And they would want uh,
00:43:15.309 --> 00:43:18.780
maybe a hundred Okay, yeah, that's reasonable.
00:43:19.800 --> 00:43:21.800
I wouldn't buy it probably I don't know what
00:43:21.800 --> 00:43:23.940
you do with it, but that's obviously a display
00:43:23.940 --> 00:43:28.179
piece. That's a centerpiece. I know one of your
00:43:28.179 --> 00:43:31.099
Inconveniences when you're in your remotes all
00:43:31.099 --> 00:43:32.579
the way across the room or whatever. Oh, yeah
00:43:32.579 --> 00:43:35.440
Yeah, so this guy will come and hot glue your
00:43:35.440 --> 00:43:37.739
remotes together. There's also a tile on the
00:43:37.739 --> 00:43:40.559
bottom That's pretty cool. What do you think?
00:43:40.679 --> 00:43:43.260
He's charging to come home to your house and
00:43:43.260 --> 00:43:47.300
hot glue all your TV remotes together. He really
00:43:47.300 --> 00:43:49.380
it is, too. It's hot glued. Like there's three
00:43:49.380 --> 00:43:54.280
of them there. I bet he charges. We'll speed
00:43:54.280 --> 00:43:55.539
this up a little bit. So just tell me how much
00:43:55.539 --> 00:43:57.579
you think it is and then we'll just go. OK, I
00:43:57.579 --> 00:44:01.559
think he's going to charge 50 bucks. 10, 10 bucks.
00:44:01.739 --> 00:44:05.539
What a steal. Yeah. You know, we'll do it for
00:44:05.539 --> 00:44:07.800
10 bucks. He'll do it for two. He has a. Amazon
00:44:07.800 --> 00:44:10.320
fire TV it looks like okay, so you weren't sold
00:44:10.320 --> 00:44:14.219
on the kia soul correct I have a new uh I wouldn't
00:44:14.219 --> 00:44:16.719
call it a car, but I have a new a lot of transportation,
00:44:16.719 --> 00:44:20.280
okay, okay? The toilet right that's that's pretty
00:44:20.280 --> 00:44:23.639
sick needs tires and charger Runs great. You
00:44:23.639 --> 00:44:26.039
must pick up. I also wish it kind of showed the
00:44:26.039 --> 00:44:27.639
whole thing Yeah, it doesn't quite show the whole
00:44:27.639 --> 00:44:29.760
thing it does need tires though. There are wheels,
00:44:29.780 --> 00:44:32.860
but it looks like casters, but no tires I bet
00:44:32.860 --> 00:44:35.420
he he knows what he has that's pretty cool. That's
00:44:35.420 --> 00:44:38.110
a thousand dollar vehicle right there Well, then
00:44:38.110 --> 00:44:40.829
you're in luck because he only wants a five came
00:44:40.829 --> 00:44:44.269
down from 150. Well, he shouldn't have. He should
00:44:44.269 --> 00:44:46.530
have stuck pretty. We were just talking about
00:44:46.530 --> 00:44:48.530
a smoker. Yeah, I have a new smoker for you.
00:44:49.210 --> 00:44:51.829
OK, how about that? That's awesome. It's a custom
00:44:51.829 --> 00:44:54.309
bender smoker. It is. It's Bender from Futurama.
00:44:54.449 --> 00:44:56.829
It is. Oh, down the bottom Bender from the show
00:44:56.829 --> 00:45:01.179
Futurama. Head can move. Has vents. Beer holder,
00:45:01.980 --> 00:45:05.019
adjustable table, removable rack and dip tray.
00:45:05.300 --> 00:45:07.099
And there's more, but we don't know what it is.
00:45:07.380 --> 00:45:10.440
That's a $500 smoker. He wants $300 for it. Yeah,
00:45:10.480 --> 00:45:13.559
well, I'll talk him down. I'll talk him up, actually.
00:45:14.300 --> 00:45:16.099
Sir, you know what? He's also smoking a cigar.
00:45:16.260 --> 00:45:18.820
That's pretty cool. I do think this next one's...
00:45:18.820 --> 00:45:20.500
Well, I'm just going to show it because... Yeah,
00:45:20.679 --> 00:45:27.079
show me, show me, show me. Honda Goldwing trike
00:45:27.079 --> 00:45:29.780
rosemouth conversion built by dick. I think it's
00:45:29.780 --> 00:45:31.400
supposed to be a motorcycle. I think so, but
00:45:31.400 --> 00:45:35.199
it's just him It's just a guy. I like how his
00:45:35.199 --> 00:45:37.000
eyes are blurred out. Did you do that? I did
00:45:37.000 --> 00:45:38.760
not Oh, well his eyes are blurred out, which
00:45:38.760 --> 00:45:41.380
is pretty cool. He's got glasses on his head
00:45:41.380 --> 00:45:45.099
I don't think he's wearing a shirt He's wearing
00:45:45.099 --> 00:45:47.800
a gold chain though. I wish I could he is wearing
00:45:47.800 --> 00:45:49.679
a gold chain. That's pretty sick. Dick seems
00:45:49.679 --> 00:45:53.039
like a pretty cool guy How much do you think
00:45:53.039 --> 00:45:55.900
he wants for the motorcycle you can't see? It's
00:45:55.900 --> 00:45:59.980
tough to know. I'm going to say 2 ,500. It was
00:45:59.980 --> 00:46:03.179
19 ,000. Wow. Would be nice to see the bike,
00:46:03.280 --> 00:46:05.659
Dick. Would be nice. I mean, in his defense,
00:46:05.679 --> 00:46:07.440
there are like 10 other pictures there that we
00:46:07.440 --> 00:46:09.980
can't see. It's true. It's true. So anyway, next
00:46:09.980 --> 00:46:11.840
one you got, you know, for birthday parties,
00:46:11.900 --> 00:46:13.320
you want to dress up for your kid or whatever.
00:46:13.320 --> 00:46:19.119
Of course. Wow. It's not Barney. No, it is Shin's
00:46:19.119 --> 00:46:22.400
purple dinosaur costume. predates party and it
00:46:22.400 --> 00:46:25.340
is extremely rare that's gonna give me nightmares
00:46:25.340 --> 00:46:29.719
and I think they want it's extremely rare I bet
00:46:29.719 --> 00:46:35.739
they want 500 bucks 1500 Wow they that's terrible
00:46:35.739 --> 00:46:37.980
if that showed up to my birthday party I would
00:46:37.980 --> 00:46:40.179
cry I don't really know what you do the next
00:46:40.179 --> 00:46:48.440
one but here you go oh my god I don't even know
00:46:48.440 --> 00:46:50.679
how to describe that. It says weird foam monster
00:46:50.679 --> 00:46:52.500
head. And that's about right. It looks kind of
00:46:52.500 --> 00:46:55.260
like a what used to be a gorilla and maybe melted
00:46:55.260 --> 00:46:57.719
like in a fire or something. It got punched in
00:46:57.719 --> 00:47:00.780
the lip for sure. Yeah. You know what I think
00:47:00.780 --> 00:47:03.460
it is? It looks like spray foam insulation. That's
00:47:03.460 --> 00:47:06.679
a little bit. That's horrifying. And they should
00:47:06.679 --> 00:47:09.400
ask for five dollars. They want 50. No, they
00:47:09.400 --> 00:47:12.699
don't. That's they wanted 100. I'm going to.
00:47:12.670 --> 00:47:15.570
That is horrifying. Don't worry, we're still
00:47:15.570 --> 00:47:19.409
in the horrifying section. You know Tickle Me
00:47:19.409 --> 00:47:21.409
Elmo? I do. You know how they were really hard
00:47:21.409 --> 00:47:23.909
to find a while ago? Oh yeah. How about instead
00:47:23.909 --> 00:47:32.150
of Tickle Me Elmo, get ready for... Helmo. That's
00:47:32.150 --> 00:47:36.449
also horrifying. Is Elmo direct from hell? I
00:47:36.449 --> 00:47:39.010
wonder if it moves cuz like plugged in did Sid
00:47:39.010 --> 00:47:41.570
from Toy Story make all these Because I think
00:47:41.570 --> 00:47:47.750
he might have fifty dollars. Oh my god one thousand
00:47:47.750 --> 00:47:50.510
two hundred thirty four dollars The last one,
00:47:50.750 --> 00:47:52.590
you know little boo -boos. Mm -hmm. I'm like
00:47:52.590 --> 00:47:54.449
not completely familiar for what they are My
00:47:54.449 --> 00:47:55.949
son is all about little boo -boo. I know what
00:47:55.949 --> 00:47:58.869
they are. Why like I know of them You've heard
00:47:58.869 --> 00:48:00.530
of a little boo -boos. How about the next great
00:48:00.530 --> 00:48:07.760
thing which is pretty hot let me just start by
00:48:07.760 --> 00:48:09.539
saying pretty hot listeners when you see these
00:48:09.539 --> 00:48:11.500
pictures later it's a little boo -boo with some
00:48:11.500 --> 00:48:15.139
tits it's clavage yeah clavage really it's a
00:48:15.139 --> 00:48:17.239
little boobies honestly that one is worth one
00:48:17.239 --> 00:48:20.940
thousand two hundred thirty four dollars forty
00:48:20.940 --> 00:48:24.159
two thousand dollars forty two thousand sixty
00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:25.860
nine dollars i think they did that because four
00:48:25.860 --> 00:48:27.980
twenty sixty nine oh you're right but that's
00:48:27.980 --> 00:48:32.079
why you're absolutely right it's pretty hot Is
00:48:32.079 --> 00:48:38.239
it $42 ,069 hot? Honestly, $42 ,070 hot. That
00:48:38.239 --> 00:48:42.519
little boo -boo would. It's not a little boo
00:48:42.519 --> 00:48:43.880
-boo. It's a little boobies. Sorry, that little
00:48:43.880 --> 00:48:48.699
boobies would. Gave me wood, too. That was it?
00:48:48.780 --> 00:48:52.079
That was the last one? That was... Is the price
00:48:52.079 --> 00:48:55.639
is right? The price is right? And let me tell
00:48:55.639 --> 00:49:00.199
you, no it was not. Thank you for that that was
00:49:00.199 --> 00:49:03.119
incredible. Let's get yeah. Thank you everyone
00:49:03.119 --> 00:49:07.860
clap it up. Yes Exciting don't worry if it's
00:49:07.860 --> 00:49:09.480
a big hit we have another one down the line that
00:49:09.480 --> 00:49:11.579
we can do yeah I think I'm gonna do one for you.
00:49:11.579 --> 00:49:15.300
It'll be fun Well, that's our time for today.
00:49:15.360 --> 00:49:17.659
We probably went over a little bit. Not really.
00:49:17.679 --> 00:49:19.480
We're like about 50 minutes. That's good. We're
00:49:19.480 --> 00:49:20.920
pretty good. The game was I thought the game
00:49:20.920 --> 00:49:23.719
was going pretty good. But a special episode
00:49:23.719 --> 00:49:27.539
next week. It's our spooky, scary Halloween spectacular.
00:49:28.099 --> 00:49:31.500
Scary skeletons were shivers down my spine. Oh,
00:49:32.139 --> 00:49:37.019
I do want to say before we go. Oh, yeah. You're
00:49:37.019 --> 00:49:42.210
welcome. Oh, be a better person this week. Don't
00:49:42.210 --> 00:49:44.409
sell little boobies. Don't really sell any of
00:49:44.409 --> 00:49:46.849
this. Don't selling it. Well, I want to sell
00:49:46.849 --> 00:49:49.190
the bender smoker. So I wanted I'd like I wanted
00:49:49.190 --> 00:49:52.230
to like start with like some kind of like innocuous,
00:49:52.289 --> 00:49:54.429
like a wedding dress. Yes, the wedding ring without
00:49:54.429 --> 00:49:56.389
telling you anything. So you can slowly see the
00:49:56.389 --> 00:49:58.210
picture slowly get more and more unhinged. Yeah,
00:49:58.210 --> 00:50:02.110
and it really did. It went zero to 100 real quick.
00:50:02.550 --> 00:50:04.789
Oh, I do want to say before we head out of here,
00:50:04.949 --> 00:50:08.170
be on the lookout. We are reaching out to Keegan
00:50:08.170 --> 00:50:11.300
Michael Key. and Jordan Peele. They will be on
00:50:11.300 --> 00:50:14.800
the episode one day. And Jordan Peele will reveal
00:50:14.800 --> 00:50:16.500
his next movie on our podcast. That's right.
00:50:16.619 --> 00:50:18.260
So be on the lookout for that. It's going to
00:50:18.260 --> 00:50:21.059
be really cool. Follow us everywhere at fight
00:50:21.059 --> 00:50:24.920
for three RDPOD. This, you know, fighting for
00:50:24.920 --> 00:50:27.619
third party, all that stuff. You get it. And
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we'll see you next week. Brain cells for Halloween.
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Goodbye. See you later.