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00:00:03.597If all you need is for one person to think you're cool, and you're in,
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00:00:13.337Never Been Kissed This 1999 rom-com starring Drew Barrymore has captured the
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00:00:24.037People love this fish-out-of-water story because how can you possibly hate Drew Barrymore?
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00:00:29.997However, as the years have gone by, people have looked at this film and realized,
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00:00:37.617oh my god, this is a disturbing picture, and yet for some reason it is still available on Disney+.
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00:00:42.077But for those who've never seen Never Been Kissed, I bet you're wondering,
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00:00:44.617well, what's so disturbing about it?
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00:00:47.677Isn't it just a cute Drew Barrymore rom-com?
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00:00:51.677Well, it's a little more than that. Let's explain the joke.
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00:00:58.037Ever watch a comedy movie only realize it's not as funny as you remember?
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00:01:02.797I'm Parker Miller, and so many of these types of movies have been introduced to me by my father.
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00:01:07.677When I look back on some of these movies, I find myself curious as to why my dad was left.
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00:01:12.717And that's kind of the point of the podcast. We will be diving into a certain
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00:01:15.397movie and analyzing its history and content.
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00:01:20.457We will dive into certain parts that age well and parts that may not be seen in a positive of life.
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00:01:27.877In a sense, we are Explaining the Joke. Join me every week for a serious discussion on funny business.
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00:01:35.977Hello, and welcome to Explaining the Joke, the only podcast that Drew Barrymore
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00:01:37.957is not currently listening to.
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00:01:46.637I'm Parker Miller, and today we are talking about Never Been Kissed from 1999.
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00:01:52.577Now, before I begin today's podcast, I must bring up an elephant in the room
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00:01:55.217for one specific person.
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00:02:00.277I will not name this person, but let it be known that they are a good friend of mine.
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00:02:05.637Basically, I was telling them the list of movies that I wanted to cover for
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00:02:13.557this podcast, and when I brought up Never Been Kissed, they did not agree with me that it was a comedy.
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00:02:19.697They thought it was a romance. And while I'm not trying to start any ill will
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00:02:23.177between you, I must say this.
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00:02:31.177Never Been Kissed is a romantic comedy. There's comedy in the genre title.
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00:02:36.277I think this counts just as much as Zoolander and Austin Powers.
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00:02:40.757If you want a romance, go watch The Notebook.
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00:02:45.397Well, now that I've got my passive aggressiveness out of the way,
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00:02:48.337let us discuss the history of never been kissed.
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00:02:55.010In 1992, Shan Jones, an investigative reporter for the San Francisco Chronicle,
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00:03:01.450went undercover as a senior student at George Washington High School to investigate
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00:03:08.610the impact of California's school funding cuts as a result of the Proposition 13 tax reduction.
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00:03:15.830The real-life event of journalistic espionage inspired screenwriters Abby Kahn
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00:03:21.230and Mark Silverstein to write a romantic comedy based on it.
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00:03:24.950That romantic comedy, of course, becoming Never Been Kissed.
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00:03:30.270Silverstein and Conn always had a knack for creating these romantic comedies,
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00:03:35.050especially in the present day, whether it's The Vow from 2012,
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00:03:43.070How to Be Single from 2016, or I Feel Pretty from 2018, starring Amy Schur.
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00:03:48.930Side note, whoever thought it was a good idea to give Amy Schumer a movie career,
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00:03:55.010you have devolved cinema for generations and generations to come.
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00:04:02.030The film was also directed by Raja Gaznel, best known for the live-action Scooby-Doo
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00:04:15.390the Smurfs duology from the early 2010s, And Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
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00:04:20.782In looking at the critical and public responses to his filmography,
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00:04:25.422it looks like the Scooby-Doo-ology is the most praise he's ever gotten.
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00:04:30.942So when the best thing you've directed is Scooby-Doo of all things,
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00:04:35.202I think it's a telltale sign of what we're in for for this movie.
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00:04:40.742The film was released by 20th Century Fox and Drew Barrymuller's own production
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00:04:48.002company, Flower Films Inc., on April 9th, 1999, and became number three at the box office,
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00:04:53.322right behind the Eddie Murphy film Life and The Matrix.
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00:04:59.962Something interesting that I'm looking at right now as I'm looking at boxofficemojo.com.
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00:05:05.082This is where I'm gaining my information on what was top of the box office that time.
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00:05:09.182The number four film, the film that was behind Never Been Kissed,
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00:05:11.562was Ten Things I Hate About You.
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00:05:15.302So it's sort of like a rival rom-com.
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00:05:19.702It's kind of a shame that this was number four while Never Been Kissed was number
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00:05:25.302three because I'm going to be real with you, 10 Things I Hate About You is superior,
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00:05:29.662and ages much better than Never Been Kissed.
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00:05:35.882Anyway, the film released in theaters and had a mixed reception from critics,
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00:05:40.002yet audiences, especially teenagers, fell in love with the film.
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00:05:44.602The film still kind of holds a legacy, especially to Drew Barrymore,
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00:05:50.142who reprised Whirl in 2021 to promote her new TikTok account.
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00:05:58.042While Barrymore still has a fondness for this movie, I can safely say many others don't.
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00:06:03.002And I'm gonna explain to you why right now, because I'm gonna dive into the
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00:06:06.002plot of Never Been Kissed.
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00:06:08.622I probably should have done that earlier, but...
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00:06:15.406Here we are. So the film stars Barrymore as Josie Geller, a 25-year-old copy
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00:06:17.686editor for the Chicago Sun-Times.
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00:06:23.366In an opportunity to prove herself as a real journalist, her boss sends her
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00:06:30.026undercover at a local high school to investigate and report on teenage high school life.
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00:06:34.086This proves to be a little difficult for Josie, as she did not have the best
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00:06:39.146time in high school, and she was a target of ridicule by her fellow classmates.
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00:06:43.806There are legitimate moments in this movie where Josie's having panic attacks,
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00:06:48.306anxiety attacks, based on her trauma from her original high school days.
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00:06:58.726The film also stars David Arquette as Josie's brother, Rob, who was popular
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00:07:02.806in high school, and enrolls himself into the high school with a fake ID just
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00:07:06.766to help Josie and to relive his high school days.
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00:07:12.406Now, in describing the film, I understand it doesn't sound too awful just yet.
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00:07:19.006But that's because I am leaving out a huge chunk of what happens in this movie.
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00:07:23.486And this chunk of the movie is why people have been talking about it.
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00:07:26.346Why people are all like, ooh, that did not age well.
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00:07:28.706And it's why I'm talking about it today.
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00:07:35.146During the film, Josie meets Sam Coulson, played by Michael Varton.
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00:07:39.866Sam is the high school English teacher, and he's teaching Shakespeare to his
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00:07:45.326students, with Josie being really enthusiastic about it. This is where things get bad.
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00:07:49.006Sam is Josie's love interest in the movie.
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00:07:55.766I want you to know that Sam fully believes Josie is a 17-year-old girl.
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00:07:59.426And the way it's framed grosses me out.
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00:08:04.826Like, it's framed to be all cute and romantic. No. No.
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00:08:12.766This grown man is falling in love with a student who he believes is a teenager.
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00:08:20.406There's a certain scene in the movie where there's a student fair that's raising funds for the prom.
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00:08:24.546And somehow, Josie and Sam are sitting on the Ferris wheel together.
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00:08:28.946And Sam talks about his relationship problems with his girlfriend.
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00:08:33.646Now, to be fair, he does realize that he probably shouldn't be talking about
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00:08:38.806this with a student, which when he said that, I was yelling, you shouldn't.
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00:08:41.726You shouldn't. I was literally yelling at the TV.
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00:08:46.626But then he finished those things up by saying, when you're my age,
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00:08:49.886guys will be lined up around the block for you.
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00:08:53.466Ew. Oh, sorry.
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00:09:01.432You're a teacher, and you're talking to somebody who you believe is 17 years old.
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00:09:06.012Don't be making those comments around children.
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00:09:11.832Anyway, towards the end of the movie, the prom happens, because it's a high
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00:09:14.512school movie. Of course, there has to be a prom. It's law.
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00:09:18.372And Josie has this romantic dance with Sam.
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00:09:23.632Now, still in the movie, Sam still believes Josie is a teenager.
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00:09:30.692dance is the least disturbing thing Sam Coulson has done in this movie.
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00:09:36.672Anyway, through some form of chicanery or another, Josie reveals to the entire
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00:09:41.652high school that she was undercover this whole time. She's actually a 25-year-old
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00:09:43.972reporter for the Chicago Sun-Times.
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00:09:50.052Obviously, this reveal is very shocking to people, especially Sam Coulson,
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00:09:54.132who responds, I just can't look at you in the same way.
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00:09:58.772Quick question. Sam, what's that supposed to mean?
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00:10:03.072What does it mean when you say you can't look at her the same way?
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00:10:06.212Did you still wish she was 17?
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00:10:10.892Is that what you mean, Sam? Were you hoping that she was a minor?
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00:10:15.952I am to believe there is a recent Kendrick Lamar rat that describes you.
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00:10:20.412Anyway, towards the end of the movie, Josie writes an article about how she
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00:10:25.472accidentally made the teacher fall in love with her ill and then Josie and Sam
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00:10:33.872have a final kiss in the end whoop-de-doo they live happily ever after Josie is dating a predator.
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00:10:38.728Now that I got the well-deserved Sam Coulson hate out of my system,
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00:10:45.408here are some other moments in the movie that kind of made me realize, oh, this is icky.
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00:10:50.268Throughout the movie, I find it kind of disturbing how teenagers are more or
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00:10:53.248less sexualized by adult characters.
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00:10:58.588Not just Sam Coulson, people like Rob, Josie's brother, who,
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00:11:03.668and I quote, said, got some underage hotties here.
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00:11:09.488Josie doesn't even bat an eye. Even some of the people Josie works with at the
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00:11:12.128Chicago Sun-Times feel irredeemable.
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00:11:16.288For example, Josie's talking to her superior, played by John C.
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00:11:20.748Reilly, about the types of stories she's trying to gather at the high school.
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00:11:26.348And John C. Reilly's character is not impressed, saying, Journalism is about
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00:11:31.808stories with sex scandals, people killing themselves, and things journalism isn't about.
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00:11:39.248I know this is like a joke, but it made me wonder, is the Chicago Sun-Times a real newspaper?
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00:11:41.528I looked it up, it is.
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00:11:47.728You think the Chicago Sun-Times gave this film the permission to use their name and likeness?
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00:11:55.328Just for John C. Reilly to call the Chicago Sun-Times nothing more than a cheap gossip column?
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00:11:59.928I don't think that will reflect well on the Chicago Sun-Times brand image.
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00:12:04.088Another gross moment in the movie is from a character named George,
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00:12:07.828who is helping Josie with her undercover investigation.
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00:12:14.828George has set up some hidden cameras on Josie's clothes and is monitoring said cameras.
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00:12:21.468And what's disturbing is that George sees the high school girls with the camera and calls them hot.
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00:12:26.408Is every adult character in this movie even allowed near that high school?
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00:12:33.608Now, I could honestly go on and on and on, but I think you guys get the point right now.
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00:12:39.208Now, I have never seen Never Been Kissed before until I had to watch it for this podcast.
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00:12:46.569And with all honesty, I did not care for it. There are zero likable characters.
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00:12:51.189It's such a stupid, twisted, perverted plot.
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00:12:55.629Honestly, how did this even get greenlit? That's what I want to know.
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00:13:01.029Now, if there's one thing that I could say positively about this movie,
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00:13:08.069is that some scenes were directed pretty well, which was kind of surprising
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00:13:12.989for me, because this is directed by the guy who made two Smurf movies.
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00:13:19.429Some of the main standout scenes come from Josie as she flashes back to her high school days.
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00:13:23.469The transitions were, in my opinion at least, creatively done.
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00:13:27.709And there was like this one moment towards the beginning of the film where Josie
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00:13:30.549is looking in the mirror at her teenage self.
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00:13:33.809I was decently surprised by this.
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00:13:40.729I feel like a lot of rom-coms tend to not take advantage of the cinematography and the camera work.
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00:13:46.969So to see a movie like Never Been Kissed take these creative liberties was kind of surprising.
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00:13:52.269Especially since this comes from the director of Beverly Hills Chihuahua.
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00:13:54.729So I guess good on him, I guess.
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00:14:01.069But outside of these few creative shots, I was not having a happy time with
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00:14:03.169this movie. It was disturbing.
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00:14:07.029It was... Honestly, I won't be done talking about this movie,
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00:14:12.809so I'm going to recommend some good chick flicks, some good high school movies, some good rom-coms.
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00:14:19.04910 Things I Hate About You, that is much better, as the late great Heath Ledger.
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00:14:21.769Mean Girls, of course, that movie's iconic.
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00:14:27.789And Heathers, it kind of subverts expectations with your average high school movie.
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00:14:30.969But I cannot, for the life of me,
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00:14:34.109recommend never been kissed and i
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00:14:37.089cannot find any future where i
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00:14:43.009re-watch this movie and frankly that makes me happy never been kissed will never
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00:14:50.289be missed well that wraps up another episode of explaining the joke thank you
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00:14:54.169guys so much for listening if you guys have any movie recommendations you want
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00:14:56.909me to check out please let me know i'd be happy to hear that.
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