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Yellow and welcome to the first episode
of Two Thousand and twenty two. For
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everything we learned from the simpsons.
I'm one of your hosts. My name's
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El Presidente Mark All. I taught
us less and your no ever, brilliant,
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brilliant. Listening to it the highs. It's send your Tom so.
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Yeah, and L Presidente, and
my wonderful Spanish intstruction is is. Well,
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I think it's a bit of a
clue to the episode, but if
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you if you listening for your favorite
podcast provide, you already know which one
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we're talking about. Yeah, well, do you want to tell us?
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Yeah, it is the trouble with
trillions. Trouble with trillions is from season
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nine, episode twenty of season nine. It first aired on the fifth of
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April, one thousand nine hundred and
ninety eight. So series nine, Tom
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it's it's a rich series, isn't
it? There's a lot of there's plenty
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going on there, that's for sure. This, of course, we picked
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because it's a New Year's Eve relating
episode, and of course we are.
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We've just hit two thousand and twenty
two, which is probably just going to
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be another shit show. But you
know, will will be company every couple
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of weeks with an episode to try
and keep it, try and keep it
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light, although often this podcast isn't
isn't know what. We'll try our best
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and if you relying on this podcast, the chain make yourself feel better,
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then I think it's need to have
a look it alife needs to reassess.
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Yeah, fair enough, as homer
says, will this horrible year never end?
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Yeah, yeah, and it's only
just started. This one opens with
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a chalkboard gag, which I knew
what that was before. There course,
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yeah, it was the job board
gag was. I will not demand,
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I will do not demand what I'm
worth, which is possibly the first instance
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of Fox not paying the cast what
they want or deserve, as we all
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know what twenty years on, it's
certainly not the last. The couch gag
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was a sauna. Yeah, boy, sat on a Saun so of the
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couch. I'm in a bit of
a sauna. Yeah, I was like,
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who's who are those people? I
don't say. No idea is like
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the the free stooges of I think
it was just some generic three blocks.
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Yeah, I mean Anna. Have
you bet the O disaunda before? Some
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even I have. Yeah, not
not something to do often. Boy,
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it's an enjoyable activity. Yeah,
you and Prince Andrew both. Of course
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he wouldn't know. It. Doesn't
sweat the claims. Yeah, I do
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sweat, but about where you don't
get pizzas? No, I think the
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similar is between me Prince Andrew Pretty
much are would end. I don't think
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there are any similarities. Now.
Yeah, and we'll move up. Yeah,
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that they're at this ball drop center
of town roll. Yeah, it's
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basically time square ball drop. There's
usually fifty eight thou people there every year.
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Last year DU COVID or a couple
of days ago, due to Covid
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it was fifteen thousand, so there
was a lot less. John and I
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on wild draw down podcast talked about
the movie and New Year's Eve this time
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last year and that is basically all
centered around this type square ball drop.
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It's just just in fury. This
just infuriated, it really is, from
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from watching this and I just would
I just kind of assumed everywhere, every
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like little town in America had their
own body. I don't know, just
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time square. Yeah, a bit
of a tradition that they did, but
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it's just time square. And that's
right. We've never we've never seen that
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in the square before, have we? It's another of those things that appears
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and Vamish's but we do have,
yeah, based on time balls, which
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is which we dropped to allow ships
to set up, you know, to
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set their chronometers to get all the
time in right so everyone's the same time
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heading out with a harbor. So
tent have them at places like Greenwich and
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I think maybe Liverpool, but real
leads, apparently, that famous matter of
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time city, which is, so
you say, the clock on your canal
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barge. I you donkey. Yeah, okay, that's stuck. Obviously listeners
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can't see my face, but I
was, you know, just putting my
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eyebrows back down at one and then
but there's another, there's another more,
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there's another new year's tradition then and
then singing old lane sign. They are.
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I would have I would have assumed
that was just something we did in
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the UK. But you know,
I am bought again. The Simpsons tells
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me in America it did. Did
you, indeed, it's a wonderful life.
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told me that. I was thinking
that. Yeah, and the Poseidon
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Adventure, which we watch, John
and I watched for the hundred things film
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podcast this week and it's the current
episode. If you are listening to this
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upon release Robbie Burns poem from one
thou seventeen eighty eight and the music is
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the backdrop to the South Korean national
anthem, from one thousand nine hundred eighteen
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to one thousand nine hund thirty one. Not a very long time. Mean
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that's quite a good tune. So
I've really isn't it? Oh, yeah,
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rousing, but yeah, did looking
at a Rabbie Burns. You know
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what? You know what het.
You know where he died? No,
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I think he might have been from
it was from Aysha, he was,
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and he died in dumfries are.
Did he right? No, just up
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the road from me. Yeah,
and he died. It was younger than
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me when he died. He's thirty
seven and a half. Run just a
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bit old and thirty four and a
half. So he was like the you
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know, the kind of main central
national figure of cultural life in Scotland and
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the national bath. And I've yeah, I've not done as much of my
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life. I mean you should't compare
tough with people, but no, I'm
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not. I'm not the bad of
Scotland. You never will about that attitude.
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No, but I've outlived him and
I outlived Jesus. So you doing
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something right. Job, of course, and for your next John London,
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I can. I don't know.
I came from. You gotta get to
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sign a record first. She's so
new year's genuarly the first. Yeah,
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what do you do? January,
the first? Some, do you do
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what Ned does? Yeah, no, well, I have that our Dr
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Hibbard doctor. Let's file in these
taxis. What's Dr Hibbert do it?
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He's sending off some paperwork. Holiday
related fairtalities. Yeah, not as cheery
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as no, and I had I
looked. I had looking at a holiday
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related fair talities. Right, briefly, I'm Google, but all I could
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really find a think linked to drink
driving. Oh, cheering, and apparently
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independence day has a lot more drink
drive in death than Christmas in New Year.
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But I was hoping from more kind
of thinking, like Frank Spencer Style
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on this happen? Christmas tree and
Garland related deaths? Yeah, yeah,
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I think I've got Christmas lights.
Probably would have, I think, a
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few years, going back a few
years, imagine Christmas lights and Dodgy Electric
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electrics would have been a Yah rich
vein holiday related. Their talies less so
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these days. Yeah, and that
was what I was watching, thinking.
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Is The post office open on New
Year's Day in America? But, yeah,
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even in America is a public holiday. Right, they are quite stingy
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with holidays out of the book.
So the post office is shot. But
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maybe it wasn't new years there.
That ned was great. Maybe it took
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some time to go three. Yeah, got them done, all right.
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Yeah, easy. He throws some
mint in to the envelope, which is
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really which is really nice as well. Yeah, I really like Todd Daddy.
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What the text of the things?
That taxis allegedly paid for? Policeman,
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trees, Sunshine, and let's not
forget those folks who just don't feel
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like work it. Yeah, I'm
not far off. It's a bit.
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There's a bit more letter in the
episode from Mr Burns about what what taxes
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pay. All Right, okay,
I shall look forward to and I thought
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to that her net. Yeah,
Ned Ned as well prepared and it didn't
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wait till April of fifteen like everybody
else. Yeah, in the UK this
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year your taxes need to be,
as every year, filed by the thirty
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one January. In the US,
it's the eighteen of April this year,
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so I assume it. I've been
a weekend. are usually kind of yeah,
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I would have thought it's probably on
a on a Friday at five or
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something like that. Yeah, I
am that. I was thought I was
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trying to work to Luch as.
Everybody have to do a tax with herd
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in America, and that I mean
my my research wasn't really extensive because I
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was telling you really really boring and
I'm still glad. I mean, we're
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slag off this this country a lot, but you don't have to fit you.
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Touch just gets paid. Pays you
in cost. Any just gets paid,
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unless you like really rich and then
you can just move money off the
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show. I'm not pay any time
to one of those lower rankin FIFA.
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is discuss previous had episodes ago.
Yeah, absolutely. The Yeah, Oh,
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I shouldn't have mentioned that. The
tax saving, Oh, I shouldn't
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have mentioned that. The account.
Oh, it's just too hot. I
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mention that and I was thinking why
it's why is crusty in the line for
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its paste? Taxes? Show,
he's got, he's got his money.
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The came and I was taken care
of it. Maybe, well, maybe
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the man in the Cayman Islands has
been has been found out, and no
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longer longer could he defraud. And
because you and Chris is in the queue,
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because he's an idiot. Happy very
much. Yeah, news, Fox
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pop, Vox POPs. Yeah,
also, sir, why did you wait
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to the last minute to pay your
taxis? Is this the life of Metallica?
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And then we have the sea captain
pondering, his pondering and dropping different
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it's a treasure rules, maybe some
spices. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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absolutely. And then we have a
lenny doing his doing, his bad is
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bad maths. Well, and first
appearance for a favorite character of mine,
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because he's doing the bad maths on
the back of frime is. Yeah,
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you didn't. You forget to carry
the wine and METALLICA. By the way,
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just while we're on the subject,
you can go and see Metallica in
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April in Sou poalow, one of
the few gigs that they've got that hasn't
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sold out. It's going to cost
you a hundred and forty Brazilian real.
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What's that in pounds sterling? It
is an amounting pounds sterling that I didn't
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look into. Some it's yeah,
all I'm going to. I'm not going
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to pay that money to see them. I'm just going to hold up a
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sign that says alien dude, need
two tickets for METALLICA. I I've seen
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METALLICA A couple of times festivals.
All right, okay, any good,
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all right. I mean I won't
pay there the extrasionate prices to see them.
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But you remember back about twenty years
ago I did at the download quite
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a few of their songs off mapster. So that of that large a week.
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Yes, if you like that.
There's a section where Ned we obviously
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we've missed ned, putting his stamps
on and he licks this big page of
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stamps to me. I sticks it
on. If you want to buy stamps
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in the UK, a first class
stamp is eighty five P. I'll bouch.
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Second Class Sixty six P. So
I even in two thousand and twenty
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one the class system is alive and
well in the UK country to what people
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will love you. Eighty five hours, just got first class. Yeah,
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the extra ninep all right, but
yeah, carry on. I just think
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you should. I think it's good. It's good podcasting that well, not
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really around, just that a don't
I just issue. I think now,
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as long as the less than a
pound, I'm happy, and the months
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to go about a pound. But
I remember that being like pints, being
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like a three pound of pints too
much. Then it's far pound, then
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it's five pound and then and then
where? Then we're but the thing I
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was look at with with the Post
that you couldn't you couldn't get that.
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You could get that letter somewhere cheaper. No, and I love I love
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the fact that I send a latter. I love the thought. It's just
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how the postal system works. I
can write a lawyer, put a stamp
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at it and the next one it's
too vows were absolute million. Yeah,
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no, other of that as well. Fantastic Roll Mail. I've got special
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stamps every month. You'll have seen
these, British listeners, I'm sure,
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and an America. It seems that
you do them as well. A lot
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of flag shagging stamps coming out this
year. So on. You'll be very
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excited about British army vehicles. United
Kingdom, a celebration, and the one
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you're looking forward to the most rugby
union. Oh God, now excited you
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about all those? There's a some, is it? The Queen is jubilie.
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Yeah, later in the year about
obvious yea, the Royal Family and
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rugby union boats. Very nice.
You will be interested in what's coming out
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in May and I know you will. You'll be ordering these war are the
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roses? Were the roses stamps,
which look brilliant. Get yourself on Royal
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Mail's website and I'll look at them. If you're in the US, stamps
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of forty cents to send a postcard
and fifty eight cents for a regular,
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regular letter. Regular, he's regular
letter. He's a regular guy, a
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regular regular guys and an a regular
letter. Regular. He can set you
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watch by my hours. Say you
watched by these letters. I don't know,
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sorry that getty watched by my time. Ball can hold home is yeah,
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homes laughing at everybody watching it all
on TV. Idiots. Are Paid.
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My taxes over a year ago,
Lisa reminding that yesterdace taxis every years.
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How many kids have we got?
No type of count, unless to
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my nine it's Michael Maggy, seven
people. It's rounded in Vietnam. Cool
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and if anybody asked, Lisa's a
clergyman. Yeah, it's great, pure,
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pure brilliant home. As far as
I I didn't look in at the
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tax bricks for that because, you
know, I just, I'm sure,
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close you and get some kind of
tax bricks and and wounded what veterans?
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But yeah, yeah, I mean, what about wounded veteran, clervid clergyman?
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But that's real paid. So you
get all your money in the state.
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Yeah, love it. One there. I'll course, it would add
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in America. Yeah, the bells
ring in it's basically struggling to get there
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for midnight, midnight. It's brilliant. He gets in, he throws his
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parcel in and it's and it's done. He's got it in, which is
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which is great. Congratulations, homer. I'm sure nothing will come of that.
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You're terribly wrapped parcel. It's like
it looks like my Christmas wrapping.
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I've got to say I sent you
quite a badly wrapped parcel for for Christmas
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knows what. That was very well
wrapped, competent on the stuff that I
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I made Rachel Open. So I
yes, some of the like, using
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like new else is as to cut
them up and fearful with. Yeah,
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he's what you got, an else. He's what you got. Ya,
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a ruler and a pencil. Yeah, and the corner of a table.
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So Brett Mose. I don't think
we've been at mose yet in the in
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the episode we have in the last
week's episode we were at most for early
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just it wasn't quite as Dank,
was it? But now it's Dank.
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Oh, it's yeah, the Dank
so mos. Asking them pull a thorn
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out of the Pope's buttony grants you
a wish, don't I mean? Possibly,
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you don't know, with with the
Catholic Church, but that, of
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course, is the story of the
Christian pulling the thorn out of the Lions
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paw and then being let off from
being a Christian or whatever. I don't
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really know. I didn't pay too
much attention that Sunday school about you and
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I about many years of Catholic education, which I just stunted your your forward
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thinking. Yeah, pretty much.
Okay, Lenny. What does lenny want,
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or does lenny dream of? He
wants to wear something that has been
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ironed. Don't we all, I
mean specially especially if we don't have to
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iron it. I'll which ironing do
you? I'm married. I do next
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to none. I do. I
do iron and if I don't have an
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eye in shirt, which isn't very
often, but Rachel, Rachel always years
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at my bad ironing. All right, it's all right, for twenty years.
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So yeah, yeah, iim Li
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bad, but you know, it
does its job. It's serviceable. It's
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a serviceable level. That's its less
creatly, it's less creased. When I
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finished, I'm going to side.
So that's I don't have a I don't
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have a wife to do mining.
No, no, absolutely. She's like
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just quit. Just just just clarify. That's that's a joke. Yeah,
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good, good, but that,
yeah, that wish kind of that throws
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mob a bit, doesn't it?
It does. Yeah, we eat.
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He wanted something else. Do you
know what you want it? It was
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going to say spend the night with
Joey. Had Joey Headton? Yeah,
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any clues? I was like,
who's he? Because as well, I
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guess it would be a lady.
Yeah, actor of stage and screen,
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most wellknown for doing us oh shows, Bob Hope. Yeah, I was.
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I was thinking, I mean it's
just seventy seven this year. I
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was looking just tryut, just from
those little snippet of infimission and a picture.
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I was like. WHO's the British
equivalent? So I've said, a
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cross between twiggy and Babo windst Barbara
wins our IP, by the way.
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Babs like him. Yeah, my
right, that we both got the same
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way with that one is no real, real surprise. We miss this little
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bit. Was this little bit happening
where the letters are being sorted and there
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they all kind of get dropped into
this big this, this the hoppers,
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aren't they? That's big hopper,
and it's like no, no action or
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whatever. And then homer's bounces because
of the shape. Is this orther hopper?
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It's something like serious audit. Yes, yeah, have you seen sold
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it? It's at the point that
these agents burst in, these kind of
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these goons, hired goons, could
the first and take him out. Help
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me, somebody, help me.
And they just carry on about the God
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got about an eyelid, theither.
No, just carry on about. You
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know, sorry, homer, they
don't really. I don't think they like
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homer that much. Well, that
that would give the impression that they don't.
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They don't care about him. No, absolutely. Yeah, well,
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that's that's that's fair most of the
time, but in the prominent yeah,
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yeah, yeah, just customers.
The barfly homer's homers in trouble. And
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it's not just him. Did you
see who else was there in trouble with
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him? Yeah, there's a couple
of others. There is a lucious sweet,
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lucias sweet. This is in a
graious miscarriage with the texitude. Its
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brilliant dunt King. Of course,
not a clue is done about yeah,
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based on Dunt King. Well,
don't king used to make up words and
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things when he when he was interviewed. He was a it was a character,
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but he was a piece of shit
as well. So he's still alive
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that he's long dead. No,
I wouldn't said that, because he's somehow
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found this super another curse of the
podcast, but it's already deed. Yeah,
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and Gil Yeah, doesn't go get
a lick the shiny brass ring.
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Yeah, yeah, I didn't look
in it a lily further. No,
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Gill of course he's based upon Shelley
Levine, the character from the stage show
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and Film Glen Gary Glen Ross,
where he's played by Jack Leman, and
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he's great and he's Great. And
Gillies, Gillies, it's perfectly done.
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It's superb and then they started using
guilt too much and I fell out with
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the character. Yeah, keep it
to the is. Yeah, yeah,
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absolutely. So home is getting interviewed
by these these governments, is government officials.
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You know, from now on you're
going to work for us. Did
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you pay me under the table?
I got a tax problem, and how
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did the think it could get past
the government's computer? It can do nine
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tax returns a day. I miss
that one's right. I worked out.
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I worked how how long it would
take to do everyone's taxes, every tax
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paying Americans taxes. Okay, for
one year. Nine tax change a day
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to take forty three thousand years.
That might be wrong, but yeah,
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wow, I mean that's yeah,
probably setu efficiency is because it is at
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the IR rest. By the way, the Internal Revenue Service was set up
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in one thousand eight hundred and sixty
two and from their website, if a
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taxpayer is required to find an income
or exercise tax return and fails to do
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so in a timely manner, a
late filing penalty can be assessed. The
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penalty is five percent of the amount
of unpaid tax per month or partial month
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if the return is late, up
to a maximum of twenty five percent.
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Fire. A taxtitude is it is
a light. It's a awful lot of
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taxtitude. There is this delivery van
and this delivery van was two guys from
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Quanticico. It's called, it's did
for me, QUANTIC COZY FBI Academy,
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as we all know from the film
silence of the lambs. I say we
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all know. You've probably never seen
it to have bought about twenty years ago.
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So it's where jodie foster's character starts
off at the beginning. She's training
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at quantic. The reference there is
the two guys from Italy. Restaurant.
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There's a few in North America,
but the one that looks to be the
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oldest from what I could find,
was founded in one thousand nine hundred and
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seventy nine in Dallas Texas and is
still still running. Was it founded by
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two guys from it Toi well,
from the little tagline at the top of
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their website, says we don't speak
of the good English, but we but
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our food speaks for itself. I
was like that's a bit you know what
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that's come on, that's it's two
thousand and twenty one. Yeah, it's
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like I was thinking, like belt
Bella Losanna from fine and Sam. You
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don't get away that nowadays. No, well, not in Norman set fire
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to it. I'm sure it went
up in flames anyway. And now I'm
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going to place to normal. That's
one south Wales Listener, really good.
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You very much suspect my year just
doing that as not my life. That's
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my only impression that happening. Is
it punting? Ponty, Pontypandy, Pandy.
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Is it Punty? I think punt
is quite a common thing in it.
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Punty, pool, Poy, pried, pointy, pred, yeah,
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and then put things Tory, Pandos, I don't know. Yeah, what
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you call it of those two when
you think, when you put two words
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together to make a new word.
All right, okay, but all that
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is now. I wouldn't know.
I wouldn't know. K My, I'm
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not. I'm not Susi Dent and
again you never will be with that ice
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t so a home is basically a
spy for the FBI, the IRS.
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So we goes in this. Does
this ment? Does this make me look
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fat? It's not. This wire
on isn't no, it makes you at
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LEASTA Says No. It makes you
look like a tooli government fashion doesn't make
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me look fatter. And also before
homer doesn't want to go to prison.
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HMM, because it saw the movie, the peanut cover of her on you.
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I wonder if you seen. No, I again, possibly, sure,
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Shank, but I don't know.
Listeners, help us out on that
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one, because I'm yeah, I
possibly miss that bit because I was watching
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it on Disney plus. That maybe
isn't on Disney plus. possibly. Yeah,
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I watched Allie's on DVD, by
the way. Probably, yeah,
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I'm doing DVD's, I think.
Yeah, yeah, we're so Disney plus.
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I'm certain I didn't miss that bit. So yeah, okay. So
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homer goes in and they're watching the
what the watching the baseball looks like.
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Looks like a good game. And
you of you evolved, did any illegal
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activity, because I should sho'll go
in for some lenny say. You said
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you want to commit a crime home
or first. So I need to hear
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about the crimes that that you did. That will get me all fired up
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at the first one was running moonshine
out of your basement. Of course we
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know that one. That was home
of vers eighteen amendment in series eight is
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when you, one series before Barney
suggest that he was part of a telling
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marketing scam which he was Lisa's date
with density series eight, send one dollar
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to happy dude. I'm happier with
the dollar. He would be happier with
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the dollar. Yeah, exactly.
Are you feeling happier yet? Most as.
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Oh, you mean like that time
Barney beat up George Bush, but
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that was me and I do it
again too. Too Bad, neighbors.
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That one. Series seven. I
would I mean, he's dead, so
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I wouldn't beat up a corpse,
but I would protempt it to beat up
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that shns. Oh yeah, yeah, JEB Hib Charlie's upset his name now.
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Charlie never gets many lines. No, I haven't seen much charlie.
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No, but what does he get, quote unquote, fingered for? Well,
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he's is in a militia on it. It is some kind of militia
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because the government are dragging their feet
on high definitely TV. He absolutely the
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first public HDTV broadcast in the state
occurred on July the twenty three, one
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thousand nine hundred and ninety six UK
analog TV signals and did on the twenty
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four of October two thousand and twelve. So you then needed a freeview box
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or sky in this country. Now
I went down a massive rabbit hole on
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this. I message early on today
as I was looking through this huge rabbit
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hole, including a five minute video
of northwesternight, or whatever it's called,
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with Gordon Burns interviewing two lads from
Wigan. Yeah, that's full of people.
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I don't know how you got on. Allow a lot of video.
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I so funny. It's absolutely thus
that link to that in the will.
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Will, yeah, I want last
week. Yeah, right, brilliant.
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Yes, Garden God, advance in
there and run vousing that. Now neither
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of them do an office tonight anymore. Golden Burns is retired. He is
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in, he's like S. Yeah, he's knocking on a bit. Yes,
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or the other internationals at international viewers
outside and off west of England will
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know him from the Krypton factor.
That's right. Yeah, absolutely, and
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the chain and viewers of the yeah, views of a certain age as well.
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Yeah, Bustman's holiday. Is that? What a bit for your time?
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Well, vaguely remember that at them
burn to do that. Yeah,
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woman know that. Well, at
one point was Gordon Burns. Definitely,
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yeah, that's that's not Richard for
Nice. For those that don't know what
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we're talking about, that little ginger
school kid is the is the basis of
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the you watch mate? Yeah,
that's what the video was called. And
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yet with it is you what me, and at no point does he say
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you what mate. So I would
waiting. I was writing on it.
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We all were. You what to? Well, that's that fell off in
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it. everythink of my one of
my favorite half man, half biscuit lyrics.
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Be Too long to mention half man, half biscuit on this podcast?
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Yeah, near, near, or
fiddles well, Golden Burns, oh,
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very good. Yeah, yeah,
I forgot that anyway, swiftly enough,
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farm that was it. That was
a rabbit hole, that wasn't it?
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Just absolutely home is sitting out,
sitting out on a bench, and this
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this basically this government agent comes across. They go will photo booth. When
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he opens the photo booth, Somebody's
already in there taking pictures. Who was
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is it in his male house?
Little hopes with the sure fall enough,
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Mr Simpson, police couple years.
Why I say the secret access word cheese.
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This film begins. Now. I
learned this from today. I found
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outcom the phrase cheese appears to have
been first used in when you take pictures
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around the S, with one of
the earliest references being in the Big Spring
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Herald Paper One thousand nine hundred and
forty three and it, and I've quoted
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the Big Spring Herald now here's something
worth knowing. It's a formula for smiling
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when you have your picture taken.
It comes from former US ambassador to Russia,
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Joseph e Davies, and it's guaranteed
to make you look pleasant, no
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matter what you're thinking. Mr Davies
disclose the formula while having his own picture
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taken on the set of mission to
Moscow. It's simple. Just say cheese.
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It's an automatic smile. I learned
that from a politician. Mr Davis
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chuckled at a stute politician, a
very great politician, but of course I
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can't tell you who it was.
That all sounds very trumpy. And Danny,
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he's stute politician, a very great
politician, and I'm looking at him
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in the mirror now. Very good, but yeah, that's where that's that
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looks. That's where. I've not
been doing that as long as I've been
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doing my not in Norman price impression. So that's where cheese comes from.
404
00:33:45.460 --> 00:33:50.740
So they're watching this. They watching
this kind of like pass a news covising
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00:33:50.859 --> 00:33:53.660
on President, President Truman. Yeah, I think is that this? Is
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that the second president we've come across
the room in this think God, Lincoln,
407
00:33:58.569 --> 00:34:01.450
L I see La, La and
Coom. Yeah, that's IM.
408
00:34:01.529 --> 00:34:05.650
Yeah, well, we've just mentioned, we've just mentioned two bad neighbors.
409
00:34:05.970 --> 00:34:07.489
And Yeah, Bush, she's Bush. But yes, we were. This
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is the second president. We see. Harry S Truman. He was a
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wartime president, and so he's saying
for our allies who fought to appall it
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00:34:20.840 --> 00:34:27.429
and surrendered so readily, and hang
on him in it. Man, we
413
00:34:27.670 --> 00:34:31.909
didn't. I could hear you.
Yeah, we US too. We were
414
00:34:32.230 --> 00:34:36.670
from that in one thousand nine hundred
and thirty nine. Yeah, yeah,
415
00:34:37.230 --> 00:34:42.019
we didn't show up. Johnny come
later. Well, the front, the
416
00:34:42.059 --> 00:34:45.820
French may have surrendered. So I
mean it's it's in there. It's in
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00:34:45.900 --> 00:34:50.179
the genetic makeup. I think the
goods good. It's good content. Get
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00:34:50.219 --> 00:34:54.050
the year. Yeah, yeah,
US, I think we slag off get
419
00:34:54.170 --> 00:34:59.610
Gammons too much. And Yeah,
yeah, let's let's play devil's advocate and
420
00:34:59.969 --> 00:35:02.809
fine and flagshagers. So we'll try
and bring them back. Yeah, well,
421
00:35:02.849 --> 00:35:07.010
it's funny you should mention that,
because the whole point of this is
422
00:35:07.090 --> 00:35:13.920
that they funded the created this funding
of a trillion dollars to help kind of
423
00:35:14.079 --> 00:35:21.360
rebuild Europe. Well, what what
actually happened was what's called the Marshall Plan.
424
00:35:21.469 --> 00:35:24.269
It was in entered in nineteen forty
eight and provided more than fifteen billion
425
00:35:24.829 --> 00:35:29.949
US dollars to help finance rebuilding efforts
on the continent, the brain child of
426
00:35:29.989 --> 00:35:32.590
US Secretary of State, George C
Marshall, for whom it was named,
427
00:35:34.030 --> 00:35:37.820
and it was crafted as a four
year plan to reconstruct cities, industries and
428
00:35:37.940 --> 00:35:43.260
infrastructure which was heavily damaged during the
war, and to remove trade barriers between
429
00:35:43.380 --> 00:35:47.019
European neighbors. Who That's not age? Well as it not. Well,
430
00:35:49.099 --> 00:35:53.489
it's going on right for pretty much
all of Europe. Yeah, yeah,
431
00:35:53.849 --> 00:36:00.769
France, while the UK is the
main beneficiary, France also under West Germany
432
00:36:00.769 --> 00:36:06.360
as well, like best vest Germany, not famous American ally D yeah.
433
00:36:06.599 --> 00:36:15.280
Yeah, get the country opened up
and up to American International Trade. Get
434
00:36:15.360 --> 00:36:21.630
the money flying to America from your
correct yeah, and that's that's what well,
435
00:36:22.550 --> 00:36:24.550
we've mentioned taxes. That are just
while we're on the subject of Europe,
436
00:36:24.590 --> 00:36:28.070
I'd missed this earlier on and I
was looking for a place to kind
437
00:36:28.070 --> 00:36:31.940
of fit in. According to health
dot org dot UK, the UK raised
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00:36:32.099 --> 00:36:38.579
thirty three percent of its GDPR in
taxis for two thousand and nineteen and the
439
00:36:38.699 --> 00:36:46.170
State's raised twenty five percent through taxis
now Italy and France at the two highest
440
00:36:46.809 --> 00:36:52.809
in the world, Italy at forty
two percent and France at forty six percent
441
00:36:52.849 --> 00:36:58.289
of their gdpr is raged from taxis, which begs the questions on which is
442
00:36:58.369 --> 00:37:05.800
your least favorite country? France or
Italy? No, I can't know.
443
00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:08.079
What ever Fitaly do there. No
one ever says it lit all your as
444
00:37:10.599 --> 00:37:15.269
France on it. Yeah, no, whatever says it. Yeah. So
445
00:37:15.590 --> 00:37:22.070
moving on. But we've upset the
trillion, the trillion dollars, brillion dollars.
446
00:37:22.429 --> 00:37:24.789
We both fo remain listeners, by
the way, very keen to point
447
00:37:24.829 --> 00:37:29.670
that. But yeah, they give, they give a trillion dollar bill to
448
00:37:29.789 --> 00:37:37.260
be flown across the scene, across
the ocean, by who? By the
449
00:37:37.420 --> 00:37:43.820
richest and their foremost twistware, this
citizen in America. Summary. Yeah,
450
00:37:43.940 --> 00:37:49.889
here he is, and again not
not no relation to Guarden, our rabbi.
451
00:37:50.929 --> 00:37:57.449
Jesus burst. Should we probably call
it third degree birds. We should
452
00:37:57.449 --> 00:38:02.000
do those episodes to Burns night.
We should. Let's get could need to
453
00:38:02.039 --> 00:38:07.280
get the content get cold. Yes, yeah, so diday. So,
454
00:38:07.800 --> 00:38:16.469
yeah, at Mr Burns, of
course does not deliver the trillion dollar bill,
455
00:38:17.269 --> 00:38:21.750
with no idea where it is,
but he believes that Burns has the
456
00:38:21.829 --> 00:38:27.219
bill hidden. Yeah, and for
that reason you're Europeans. We will act
457
00:38:27.300 --> 00:38:31.739
snooty to ours, the American forever. Do you ask Snooty to our Americans?
458
00:38:32.059 --> 00:38:35.780
Know? Well, certainly not.
Since I started podcasting. They've got
459
00:38:36.179 --> 00:38:40.849
got some fantastic American friends and colleagues
through podcasting, so I don't tend to.
460
00:38:42.090 --> 00:38:44.409
Not all of them. Some of
them are, he'll be lease,
461
00:38:44.530 --> 00:38:46.489
and as such I will like snooty
to them. But now a lot of
462
00:38:46.530 --> 00:38:51.730
them are very nice people. Do
you ask new teater? I think it's
463
00:38:51.809 --> 00:38:54.800
thing coming from where I come from, the north of England. You think
464
00:38:54.840 --> 00:39:00.360
you act snooted to people out from
your town, our country? That's fair.
465
00:39:01.559 --> 00:39:07.199
Yeah, okay, yas extreme to
anyone that's not that's not from the
466
00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:14.110
from the next street along to me. Okay, to the missed the thing.
467
00:39:14.269 --> 00:39:17.630
The flashes up on the screen.
This film will self destruct if not
468
00:39:17.750 --> 00:39:23.460
properly stored. I enjoyed that.
Yeah, I also liked the fact that
469
00:39:24.699 --> 00:39:32.980
a poo goes in and says cheese
of the video stuff. So they're at
470
00:39:34.019 --> 00:39:38.489
the burns, at the burns manner
now, and Burns has been made this
471
00:39:38.650 --> 00:39:47.329
fantastic dinner by Smithers, something like
a pheasant on preasant underdog, apparently,
472
00:39:47.489 --> 00:39:52.280
but that apparently that's not a thing. But fast peasant underglass is a film.
473
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:57.039
Okay, it's of no interest to
me. Now, I wouldn't be.
474
00:39:57.519 --> 00:40:00.119
Don't eat pheasants. And if you
go out shooting them your Dick.
475
00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:04.360
Yeah, you should be shot in
the face. That's where. That's there.
476
00:40:04.400 --> 00:40:08.269
I said it. That's right,
I hope. Yeah, homer home
477
00:40:08.389 --> 00:40:15.070
is reluctant to go to breaking in
the Burns House. Yeah, if she
478
00:40:15.150 --> 00:40:22.260
hadn't mean fired by Burns, despite
freemale pounds on China set. I forgot
479
00:40:22.260 --> 00:40:28.059
about the Chinese because look up what
a child what China Syndrome on was.
480
00:40:28.300 --> 00:40:38.250
Yeah, and it's a fanciful nucleum
nuclear, nuclear, nuclear, nuclear meltdown
481
00:40:38.289 --> 00:40:45.889
scenario that the car would just just
keep going down in the earth till eventually
482
00:40:45.050 --> 00:40:50.440
for America get to do a side
of each China. Yeah, it's China's
483
00:40:50.480 --> 00:40:55.039
problem now. Yeah, yeah,
it's. There's a film based on the
484
00:40:55.440 --> 00:41:02.039
on the idea as well, starring
Michael Douglas. But all I could think
485
00:41:02.159 --> 00:41:07.110
was, is it not David Bowie
Song? My Little China Syndrome? Hey,
486
00:41:07.510 --> 00:41:15.869
just you went through to China.
Likes boy, I like as Bowie.
487
00:41:15.230 --> 00:41:19.059
I know it's not cool to say
so, but certainly better than night.
488
00:41:19.139 --> 00:41:31.420
He's Bowie. Little wonder he thinks
he's the man who fell to worth.
489
00:41:34.369 --> 00:41:38.889
Jesus. Stella Street references, Reference
Street on a podcast in the last
490
00:41:38.929 --> 00:41:45.889
week. One was not our podcast. Yeah, I'm going to go away
491
00:41:45.929 --> 00:41:51.280
and watch Stella Street videos. Next, the home is in. Yeah,
492
00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:57.639
because for some reason the re release
the hounds buttons been working. So yeah,
493
00:41:57.760 --> 00:42:00.159
so he come in and perhaps I
have something I could scold you with.
494
00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:05.670
It's not very pastient. No easy, no, very long, Ta,
495
00:42:07.190 --> 00:42:13.030
very cold still. It said,
let me show you around. I
496
00:42:13.110 --> 00:42:22.699
hope you don't mind a little walking
the suicide. Burns shows him the things
497
00:42:22.739 --> 00:42:27.219
that he's collected. This is the
shoot Charlie Chaplin was buried in. It's
498
00:42:27.260 --> 00:42:31.730
suspit, suspicious of a former.
But then burns comes to the conclusion that
499
00:42:31.849 --> 00:42:37.329
he's from Kalie as magazine. Oh, Star Snoop, yeah, colleagues,
500
00:42:37.409 --> 00:42:42.289
magazine. Nothing, nothing to do
with call mining. Unfortunately, that's a
501
00:42:42.369 --> 00:42:45.639
shame because because that would it would
have both been happy with that. Yeah,
502
00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:53.559
it ceased the publication in nineteen fifty
seven. Well, okay, yeah,
503
00:42:53.679 --> 00:42:58.119
the suit challenge. Happen? was
buried in I challenge. Hapley died
504
00:42:58.480 --> 00:43:00.349
in one thousand nine hundred and seventy
seven. I thought he died earlier than
505
00:43:00.389 --> 00:43:07.230
that. Christmas Day there. Yeah, twenty five approval and then also,
506
00:43:07.909 --> 00:43:12.389
I think birds talks about this.
Is some of that having a risk horse
507
00:43:13.500 --> 00:43:15.460
in there in the house? Yeah, it is. You can't say no,
508
00:43:15.860 --> 00:43:20.579
you can't. You don't say not
a spring Byington do. Yeah,
509
00:43:21.940 --> 00:43:27.250
by Inton, did you borne eighteen
eighty six D eight thousand ninehundred and seventy
510
00:43:27.329 --> 00:43:35.809
one. And HAP's best known for
her she was nominated for an Oscar for
511
00:43:35.889 --> 00:43:39.369
best sporting actress for one nineteen thirty
eight. Can't take it with you,
512
00:43:39.929 --> 00:43:47.039
all right, okay, film directed
by Frank Capri, brilliant and and he
513
00:43:47.199 --> 00:43:52.079
did it. Would mentioned it already. It's someone for life and the same
514
00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:55.949
block. who was in that Jimmy
Stewart. You missed it. That's it.
515
00:43:57.070 --> 00:44:00.670
He was in he was in both
of them. What your race horsesn't
516
00:44:00.670 --> 00:44:06.909
here, Mr Burns, that's in
Bell's house, Joe's house, I ith.
517
00:44:07.190 --> 00:44:09.219
Okay, I'm glad you got that, because I'd obviously mistyped it and
518
00:44:09.219 --> 00:44:13.659
I couldn't understand what I'd written when
I had had to add to look it
519
00:44:13.780 --> 00:44:22.179
up. Yeah, I'd added search
spring painted it was, and then burns,
520
00:44:22.300 --> 00:44:30.969
his great grandfather, Franklin Jefferson Burns
yet the Boston Tea Party. Yeah,
521
00:44:30.809 --> 00:44:34.690
so I was working out it was
like the bottom teathouers is seventy,
522
00:44:34.849 --> 00:44:37.639
seventy three, okay, so to
move if burns, if said Burns,
523
00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:42.320
is a hundred and four. So
it by this time he had been boon
524
00:44:42.320 --> 00:44:45.480
one thousand eight, hundred and ninety
four. So it would have. I
525
00:44:46.440 --> 00:44:52.199
if Franklin was about twenty five,
bottom team, I about hundred forty,
526
00:44:52.239 --> 00:44:55.150
six years older than Burns. It's
possibly could be his great grandfather, but
527
00:44:55.230 --> 00:45:00.190
it's unliikely bit of a stretch.
Yeah, yeah, then, but but
528
00:45:00.269 --> 00:45:08.579
then I remembered that, like the
fenway flounder, it's not real. It's
529
00:45:08.780 --> 00:45:16.780
exactly right. Exactly right. He's
got this this kind of like I thought
530
00:45:16.780 --> 00:45:19.860
was a painting at first. It
was like a statue of him, isn't
531
00:45:19.900 --> 00:45:22.889
it? Yeah, draped in the
flag, holding this trillion dollar. Yeah,
532
00:45:22.929 --> 00:45:28.010
the whole of Patriots. It's not
a real one. He keeps the
533
00:45:28.050 --> 00:45:30.449
real one with him at all times
in his wallet. Homer, that must
534
00:45:30.449 --> 00:45:38.519
be worth a fortune. which they
burst in your arrest for grand, grand,
535
00:45:38.599 --> 00:45:45.119
grand, grand lastny. Yes,
grand lasceny in the US is often
536
00:45:45.159 --> 00:45:51.429
defined as theft of an amount valued
of at least four hundred four hundred.
537
00:45:52.429 --> 00:45:58.869
It's a twenty quid in Yorkshire.
Yeah, that's really grand lastny. All
538
00:45:58.869 --> 00:46:02.869
right. Lastny is abolished in the
UK. One thousand nine hundred and sixty
539
00:46:02.909 --> 00:46:10.380
nine. All Right, nice,
just replaced by theft just left. I
540
00:46:10.500 --> 00:46:14.980
can't be asked say what difference was. But no, that is a different
541
00:46:15.059 --> 00:46:19.130
and they are grand. Lasting is
a felony, whereas lasting it can just
542
00:46:19.210 --> 00:46:23.489
be a MDEMEANOR. So, yeah, you get done. Yeah, the
543
00:46:23.570 --> 00:46:30.409
hearts and and but yeah, Burns
isn't happy about tax get taken tax from
544
00:46:31.250 --> 00:46:37.360
hard working people. Like his report. A friend from colleague Magazine for magazine,
545
00:46:37.840 --> 00:46:40.480
because he doesn't want it doesn't want
to pay for aid to ungrateful foreigners.
546
00:46:42.000 --> 00:46:45.239
Do not off in nuclear missiles of
Tom Polish for some unknown soldier.
547
00:46:47.389 --> 00:46:51.389
But I'm happy to pay for all
of those things personal well, maybe not
548
00:46:51.469 --> 00:46:53.429
the nuclear I'm with him on the
I'm with him on the nukes. Yeah,
549
00:46:53.869 --> 00:46:59.989
I think the nukes kind of like
Gut. Imagine, Dammon, if
550
00:47:00.269 --> 00:47:04.219
attack on Gammons again for there,
they'd love the nukes in the lap up.
551
00:47:04.300 --> 00:47:07.340
They remembering stuff, course it would. Obviously they'd be very angry about
552
00:47:07.340 --> 00:47:12.260
foreign aed, but I think any
kind of Welfest it people who just don't
553
00:47:12.300 --> 00:47:17.010
feel like working. God Love Them, you know, there's probably a good
554
00:47:17.050 --> 00:47:22.210
reason that they need looked after as
well, if I'm entirely honest. Yeah,
555
00:47:22.250 --> 00:47:28.610
what I know? homer pulls the
rug Crowbun to the agents. They
556
00:47:28.690 --> 00:47:36.119
trip and then they get away.
homer grabs burns the makeup room for it,
557
00:47:37.639 --> 00:47:39.320
but one of them take a camember, if it was. It was.
558
00:47:39.360 --> 00:47:43.239
homer picks up one of the agent's
hands and puts it on the other
559
00:47:43.280 --> 00:47:45.829
ones bomb. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, that's that's laughing them.
560
00:47:45.989 --> 00:47:49.150
Okay, that's maybe not so funny. In Two thousand and twenty one but
561
00:47:49.309 --> 00:47:52.349
hope home was a child. So
yeah, it still still fairly it's still
562
00:47:52.429 --> 00:47:55.389
better. Big Goal. They get
away in this old car of Burns's,
563
00:47:55.389 --> 00:47:59.699
which I almost expected him to pull
up at the service station and us to
564
00:47:59.780 --> 00:48:05.699
have the tires. Yeah, find
out what the carry is later on.
565
00:48:06.340 --> 00:48:08.219
Right, all right, fantastic.
Well, not that. It's a a
566
00:48:08.300 --> 00:48:13.329
maroon shot. It's a maroon starts
bar capped. All Right, okay,
567
00:48:14.530 --> 00:48:21.690
Maroon are maybe Burgun day he again, but they got find the one person
568
00:48:21.769 --> 00:48:25.250
who can help them. That smithers. And he is singing a song that
569
00:48:25.409 --> 00:48:30.760
we've already mentioned. Yes, couple
of epid Sosa Go. What are the
570
00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:39.199
chances he's singing what he's singing?
Everything's coming up roses. Yeah, from
571
00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:45.150
best known from its PROMIS for Ethel
Merman. Yeah, in in airplane,
572
00:48:45.670 --> 00:48:49.590
beaning airplane. Yeah, but if
I'm the nine hundred fifty nine musical gypsy.
573
00:48:50.309 --> 00:48:53.710
But yeah, probably best known of
everyone from airline. Absolutely, Oh
574
00:48:53.909 --> 00:49:00.579
me swoll yea being great, gonna
have the whole world and a plated.
575
00:49:01.139 --> 00:49:04.659
I'm not going to I'm not going
to cut that clipping of that episode.
576
00:49:05.300 --> 00:49:07.059
Did it last time. I'm not
going to cut in this time. See
577
00:49:07.739 --> 00:49:12.650
did you notice what smithers was ironing? I did not know. Tell me,
578
00:49:12.849 --> 00:49:15.369
was Mosse? Tell me it was
mow and Lady's clothes. WHO's iron
579
00:49:15.409 --> 00:49:19.530
in socks? We'll see, right, okay, that's the one thing.
580
00:49:21.409 --> 00:49:23.719
Yeah, but maybe lenny it could
do some of Lenny's ironing for him.
581
00:49:23.760 --> 00:49:28.199
Couldn't they closeted? Gay Listeners,
tell us. Do you in your socks?
582
00:49:29.719 --> 00:49:34.199
Quite, yeah, okay, I'm
just want to know if there's anybody
583
00:49:34.199 --> 00:49:37.559
in the if a similar mindset of
smithers. Do you do you I your
584
00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:39.269
socks? The probably yeah, like
if it gets there. Were type of
585
00:49:39.429 --> 00:49:51.829
some feeling. He explains. Burns
explains that the being the being hunted down
586
00:49:51.909 --> 00:49:57.059
like a couple of Commons snow leopards. There's no such thing as a common
587
00:49:57.099 --> 00:50:00.699
snow letter in the US. They're
on the endangered very bet they're on the
588
00:50:00.860 --> 00:50:07.849
the extra endangered list creatures. And
again, I guess, because they've been
589
00:50:07.929 --> 00:50:13.489
they've been hunt the punt Johnson from
the FBI, exactly as you say,
590
00:50:13.489 --> 00:50:19.650
says it's the Maroon Stspur ca cat
and the car passes by and we can
591
00:50:19.730 --> 00:50:22.280
yeah, it was more of a
burgundy, which is a real kind of
592
00:50:22.559 --> 00:50:28.119
wickham thing to do, isn't it? Yeah, let's divide up the trillion
593
00:50:28.159 --> 00:50:30.039
dollars and go our separate ways.
No, I've got to get it out
594
00:50:30.079 --> 00:50:36.630
of the country. Capital idea.
Let's blow this fascist popsical stand. I
595
00:50:36.829 --> 00:50:40.230
say blow this Fashis popsicle stand at
least once a week. I always have.
596
00:50:42.030 --> 00:50:45.710
They're going to buy a small island
somewhere and start their own country,
597
00:50:45.750 --> 00:50:52.099
free from the relentless tyranny of Uncle
Sam. The agent Johnson now is at
598
00:50:52.099 --> 00:50:54.019
the simpsons, so he's agent Johnson. By the way, it sounds like
599
00:50:54.099 --> 00:50:58.059
you should be in dragon neet.
You know it's he sounds like the beer
600
00:50:58.099 --> 00:51:00.619
baron, doesn't it? I'll get
you be about. Yeah, you whoa
601
00:51:05.329 --> 00:51:07.010
asking the kids what they think home
is going to do with a trillion dollars.
602
00:51:08.610 --> 00:51:13.010
My says them. When he's got
into the college education. Lisa says
603
00:51:13.050 --> 00:51:16.530
she doesn't Need College. They should
buy Dune books. Is All right,
604
00:51:16.610 --> 00:51:20.440
but, as all say, we
can be tillionaires. We can buy and
605
00:51:20.559 --> 00:51:27.920
sell your sorry ass. That I
say. I'll give you a billion dollars
606
00:51:28.000 --> 00:51:35.869
to enter the cattlet. But Burns
and smiths are ready to go there on
607
00:51:35.949 --> 00:51:39.670
this plane. But homer's in.
It's some cash machine. Try To buy
608
00:51:39.750 --> 00:51:46.780
some Buzz Cola note. Brilliant.
Apparently, this cola on the plane.
609
00:51:49.099 --> 00:51:54.260
They get into the plane and the
leaving the US jurisdiction. Turn back immediately
610
00:51:54.300 --> 00:51:59.179
or will be unable to prosecute you
home. But we better do what he
611
00:51:59.260 --> 00:52:07.010
says. It's like they get away
because they're on into international waters. One
612
00:52:07.050 --> 00:52:09.650
of the other agent, sister Johnson. They'll be back, they'll Miss American
613
00:52:09.730 --> 00:52:15.090
team. Well, my CLIPP and
now we cut to our sponsor, Nord
614
00:52:15.130 --> 00:52:23.079
VPN, not really those sponsoring this
shit, and they're looking at all the
615
00:52:23.199 --> 00:52:28.840
islands as there as the kind of
point in pointing down any one of these
616
00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:31.590
would make a fine country. There's
a big one with freedom written all over
617
00:52:31.710 --> 00:52:39.869
it. Smith's notices. It's Cuba. Cuba a okay, fly in the
618
00:52:39.949 --> 00:52:50.940
play. Excellent. I said hop
in and so and I think UBA.
619
00:52:51.500 --> 00:53:01.530
Thick, fog, very and it's
cataracts. Yeah, Mr Burns, talking
620
00:53:01.650 --> 00:53:08.250
to Jesus. So you say Bautista
has gone. Did you know that?
621
00:53:08.449 --> 00:53:13.840
Home? I have no idea.
Take us to whoever's in charge exactly.
622
00:53:14.800 --> 00:53:20.559
There's that. So batistas are the
military dictator installed by America. From nineteen
623
00:53:20.719 --> 00:53:27.949
fifty two to nineteen fifty nine.
Just before then we see Mr Bensign up
624
00:53:27.949 --> 00:53:32.909
the new Packard we've been hearing so
much about. The last Packard car was
625
00:53:32.989 --> 00:53:37.429
manufactured in Detroit in one thousand nine
hundred and fifty six. All right,
626
00:53:37.230 --> 00:53:44.300
so there's that Collier's magazine and batist. I think Burns just thinks it's F
627
00:53:44.579 --> 00:53:46.579
S Hmm, but I think there's. I think there's people out there at
628
00:53:46.619 --> 00:53:51.460
the minute, back to the Gammons, who also still think it's the S.
629
00:53:51.539 --> 00:53:53.539
Yeah, who are buying, all
right, in the body night people
630
00:53:53.539 --> 00:53:58.570
bought in nineteen seventy. Yeah,
and that's absolutely fine because they'll have to
631
00:53:58.650 --> 00:54:02.929
deal with ration in next ten years
in this country. So bimbat National Scaley,
632
00:54:04.329 --> 00:54:06.730
yeah, yeah, absolutely. I
didn't have to fucking do it,
633
00:54:07.130 --> 00:54:09.440
but yeah, but I think young
people should have to do it now.
634
00:54:10.559 --> 00:54:15.679
And Yeah, visit in and also, as I'll check it, in a
635
00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:23.079
Cuba. The purpose of visit is
it business. Our pleasure is still yeah,
636
00:54:23.309 --> 00:54:30.269
that's it. A Saturday, Castro
so, and so I was going
637
00:54:30.309 --> 00:54:35.070
to ask to mention it. You've
been a Cuba. I don't like to
638
00:54:35.110 --> 00:54:38.059
talk about it Tom as I'm sure
where. Yeah, have been to Cuba
639
00:54:38.059 --> 00:54:43.219
and absolutely loved it. Did you
visit for any of those stations? And
640
00:54:43.380 --> 00:54:49.260
did you eat any Canada water?
No, but there is shredded pork everywhere.
641
00:54:49.739 --> 00:54:53.329
I could as show you. Yeah, the I might have eaten donkey.
642
00:54:53.449 --> 00:54:57.730
I could have eaten donkey, I
don't know. But yeah, the
643
00:54:57.889 --> 00:55:02.409
food, the foods is limited in
Cuba, understandably because America just wants to
644
00:55:02.489 --> 00:55:08.320
destroy it because, again, they're
weird. But there's six hundred plots and
645
00:55:08.440 --> 00:55:17.039
conspiracies known of trying to kill Castro, including poison in his cigars and flying
646
00:55:17.159 --> 00:55:24.110
pigeons with bombs into his in to
his palace. That's like far irons is
647
00:55:24.190 --> 00:55:27.269
a little bit. Isn't a crow
with a bomb on it? Yeah,
648
00:55:27.590 --> 00:55:34.829
go on, brother Crow, find
up slags, blowing up boots, because
649
00:55:34.949 --> 00:55:37.900
the this cell condoms that make you
want to bang white girls. Yeah,
650
00:55:37.940 --> 00:55:44.059
yeah, absolutely, it's again.
Yeah, meets get Rachel to watch it,
651
00:55:44.139 --> 00:55:47.739
but she keeps and don't think she
thinks she'll get it. And we
652
00:55:47.860 --> 00:55:52.769
see an add well, it's an
advert. And if the door L Duffer,
653
00:55:52.969 --> 00:55:55.730
and don't guess, is that because
Cuba's got loads of its on little
654
00:55:55.969 --> 00:55:59.570
brands? Well, Kuba has to
have its own little brands. Yeah,
655
00:55:59.570 --> 00:56:05.280
important, important stuff, a nightmare. So Cuba, Cuban as its Cuba,
656
00:56:05.320 --> 00:56:09.360
has to to Beers, two main
beers and a couple of different soders,
657
00:56:09.360 --> 00:56:13.039
as the Americans would say, a
couple of different POPs, and there's
658
00:56:13.079 --> 00:56:15.840
no sugar attacks or anything like that
on them. And I think I had
659
00:56:15.920 --> 00:56:19.590
a kind of whatever their cola is. I want to say Pirate Cola or
660
00:56:19.630 --> 00:56:23.550
something like Buccaneer Cola. There's also
like a book in near Beer and and
661
00:56:23.710 --> 00:56:30.389
it's I was absolutely buzz Incola of
that. I was through the roof and
662
00:56:30.429 --> 00:56:32.579
a drink, a lot of Cola. Yeah, so, yeah, that
663
00:56:34.300 --> 00:56:38.019
they're very much their own, kind
of their own kind of you'll struggle to
664
00:56:38.099 --> 00:56:42.659
get anything. Yeah, thank you, but in Cuba, but it's a
665
00:56:42.739 --> 00:56:45.780
fantastic, fantastic country, such a
history, such a such a rich history
666
00:56:45.860 --> 00:56:52.570
of shooting one another. They drive
past this this boxing bout that's just happening
667
00:56:52.650 --> 00:56:57.090
with two blokes smoking as they box, smoking cigars as they box, which
668
00:56:57.130 --> 00:57:00.559
I loved. Famous for boxing,
of course, for gold and a bronze
669
00:57:00.800 --> 00:57:05.639
in Tokyo last year at the Olympics. Not Bad for a population of eleven
670
00:57:05.679 --> 00:57:12.079
million, and that's just the boxing
carmonades. Our nation is completely bank run.
671
00:57:12.760 --> 00:57:16.670
We have no choice but the amandon
communism. I know, I know,
672
00:57:16.989 --> 00:57:20.789
but we all love. From Day
One, this Mambo jumble would in
673
00:57:20.869 --> 00:57:27.150
fly for watching done and tell them
they're one. But Blas it didn't.
674
00:57:27.829 --> 00:57:30.860
In medical bread don't give you an
as so bad. Even then, the
675
00:57:30.980 --> 00:57:38.659
street after me and San Francisco,
it's full of what kind of tune two
676
00:57:38.699 --> 00:57:44.769
together for industry in South Francisco.
Yeah, one of the Castral district,
677
00:57:45.570 --> 00:57:50.170
one of the first gay neighborhoods in
the USA, and it's a kind of
678
00:57:50.210 --> 00:57:54.809
a still a beacon of lgbt activism
today. But it's not named after Fidel
679
00:57:54.889 --> 00:57:59.719
cast or. It's named after a
chap called Jose Castro. All Right,
680
00:57:59.920 --> 00:58:07.519
okay, I didn't know that.
I knew around century. Are So earlier
681
00:58:07.280 --> 00:58:12.909
then our friend feed at. I
mean that that's an extra layer of that
682
00:58:12.989 --> 00:58:15.429
joke that I didn't know. So
I always liked them when it's I thought
683
00:58:15.469 --> 00:58:19.710
it was something and it's I've thought
it's something the last twenty years and actually
684
00:58:19.750 --> 00:58:22.590
turns out with something else. Yeah, brilliant, just like it was.
685
00:58:22.630 --> 00:58:27.619
Like I think like a lot of
these play. It's like a kind of
686
00:58:27.699 --> 00:58:34.179
down a hill, working classic industrial
district and then, I think it I'm
687
00:58:34.219 --> 00:58:39.340
guessing now it's like a much more
kind of vibrant from the pictures I saw.
688
00:58:39.460 --> 00:58:45.449
Its hap vibrant, very full life. Yeah, that's great. Mr
689
00:58:45.570 --> 00:58:52.650
Burns is talking to to Castro.
It's so the islands not for sale.
690
00:58:52.690 --> 00:58:54.369
Will you at least put it to
live in your socialist paradise? You're talking
691
00:58:54.369 --> 00:59:01.119
about CORBA. They want preferential treatment
because of his fabulous wealth. Now,
692
00:59:02.039 --> 00:59:06.199
one thing that we did learn when
we're in Cuba is if you are not
693
00:59:06.840 --> 00:59:09.469
Cuban, if you if you do
not live in Cuba, you cannot buy
694
00:59:09.510 --> 00:59:17.429
a house. So if if you, let's say Tom you moved to Miami,
695
00:59:17.469 --> 00:59:20.510
because that's where they all go,
right. So let's say you move
696
00:59:20.590 --> 00:59:25.579
to Miami from Cuba and you wanted
to buy a house for your family in
697
00:59:25.860 --> 00:59:30.900
Cuba, back home, but you
wouldn't be able to, but you would
698
00:59:30.940 --> 00:59:35.260
be able to give them the money
to buy the house to a certain level.
699
00:59:35.820 --> 00:59:38.289
So you can give them a certain
amount of money only to help them
700
00:59:38.289 --> 00:59:43.130
buy a house. So it's it's
locked down very well, but at least
701
00:59:43.130 --> 00:59:45.050
it means that, you know,
it's not full of homes under the Hammer.
702
00:59:45.170 --> 00:59:49.769
ASSHOLES, you know, buying everything
up and renting it out, all
703
00:59:49.809 --> 00:59:54.360
these darks sortion amounts. Yeah,
exactly, darted buying these properties in London.
704
00:59:54.559 --> 01:00:00.559
That the correct because they are an
asset that a cree in value.
705
01:00:00.880 --> 01:00:04.719
Yet that's absolutely right. So that's
something that I saw. I didn't learn
706
01:00:04.719 --> 01:00:08.510
from the episodes and learn from from
going on a on a tour round Havana,
707
01:00:08.590 --> 01:00:15.190
which I would recommend absolutely anybody except
maybe Americans. You probably wouldn't enjoy
708
01:00:15.190 --> 01:00:20.070
it. You're American, could even
go. It's I know it's yeah,
709
01:00:20.230 --> 01:00:23.099
it's right. It's near impossible.
Yeah, to get from now. I
710
01:00:23.260 --> 01:00:30.739
was talking to Josh of super familiar
with the Wilson's and and he said,
711
01:00:30.139 --> 01:00:32.420
I said, look, you know, he's from Miami. So I said,
712
01:00:32.460 --> 01:00:36.489
oh well, look, Josh,
you'll have you know, you'll have
713
01:00:36.650 --> 01:00:40.409
a view, and he said it
says that. It says one of the
714
01:00:42.329 --> 01:00:45.969
favorite expressions that they do in Miami
is a euphemism for taking a shit.
715
01:00:46.329 --> 01:00:52.920
I'm sending a brown facts to Fidel
which I which I kind of like.
716
01:00:52.159 --> 01:00:57.880
It's better than breaking off a piece
of dirty spine. She is a which
717
01:00:57.920 --> 01:01:02.360
is a viz one, which is
a prophetosaurus. That's God like fat facts.
718
01:01:02.760 --> 01:01:13.389
Theres something fat. Yeah, s, yeah, absolutely. Castro wants
719
01:01:13.389 --> 01:01:15.550
to see the trillion dollar bill.
May I see it? No, you
720
01:01:15.590 --> 01:01:16.949
look with your eyes, not.
Yeah, Christ, I felt like I
721
01:01:17.070 --> 01:01:27.260
was like nine or ten again this
I am Mr Burns. I think we
722
01:01:27.300 --> 01:01:32.010
can trust the president of Cuba when
all im gus and now give it back.
723
01:01:32.250 --> 01:01:36.409
I'll give what back and then we
kind of smash cuts of them on
724
01:01:36.530 --> 01:01:42.610
this raft. Yeah, finally found
a country worth an America. Yeah,
725
01:01:43.250 --> 01:01:49.000
I know the answer that one,
Mr Bird says. Look, you know,
726
01:01:49.679 --> 01:01:53.400
I'm looking forward to going back to
oppression and harassment. Yeah, small
727
01:01:53.480 --> 01:01:58.760
price to pay for have been in
the lump of the Free Smith is.
728
01:01:58.800 --> 01:02:02.510
But, Sir An, your face
is some serious jail time. This is
729
01:02:02.550 --> 01:02:06.070
what. If it's a cradle of
one's country, I'm guilty. If it's
730
01:02:06.070 --> 01:02:07.349
quite a steal, a truly indollarcent
well, government, hand it to got
731
01:02:07.389 --> 01:02:12.309
means Cuba, I'll guilty of that
too. And if it's a crounter Broube,
732
01:02:12.349 --> 01:02:15.940
the jury, so help me,
I'll soon be guilty of that.
733
01:02:17.699 --> 01:02:22.820
That's and that's us and that's the
yeah, that's the episode. Really enjoyed
734
01:02:22.940 --> 01:02:30.610
that. Love, love anything Cuba
related anyway. Adore anything that's silly,
735
01:02:30.690 --> 01:02:34.690
kind of political stuff anyways, as
listeners, and of course, yeah,
736
01:02:34.730 --> 01:02:39.010
it's it's one of my talking about
everything we learned from the simpsons, the
737
01:02:39.130 --> 01:02:45.599
title of podcat any kind of political
stuff is yeah, what what I like
738
01:02:45.920 --> 01:02:50.920
to learn from the symptons? Same
here, and things like, yeah,
739
01:02:50.960 --> 01:02:55.679
cop things like and every looking up
things as well, like Collie's magazine.
740
01:02:57.280 --> 01:03:01.869
Yeah, I like old, defunct, dead things that people haven't thought about
741
01:03:01.949 --> 01:03:07.590
in decades. At Packard cars,
which every to guess if I lost something
742
01:03:07.630 --> 01:03:10.190
else about Cuba. Did you?
Did you see? Did you go in
743
01:03:10.269 --> 01:03:15.260
many old car? Yes, so
there's there's a there's a number of those
744
01:03:15.340 --> 01:03:20.420
kind of old US cars. But
what they don't tell you, because you
745
01:03:20.500 --> 01:03:23.619
know all those cars from the s. The engines on those things have died
746
01:03:23.780 --> 01:03:27.889
years and years. Oh yeah,
so the actual engine inside them are usually,
747
01:03:27.969 --> 01:03:34.849
you goes wow or Russian cars and
any kind of communist state. The
748
01:03:34.969 --> 01:03:38.769
avounds within the which, yeah,
well, we did see its fundly enough,
749
01:03:40.010 --> 01:03:44.519
like a an American cow, which
probably like a five the engine.
750
01:03:44.920 --> 01:03:50.480
Yeah, instead, cool mouth two
miles to the gallon on a on a
751
01:03:50.519 --> 01:03:55.349
Single Cup of Kery sin every sea. Yeah, close for this little ladder
752
01:03:55.429 --> 01:03:59.469
engine. Yeah, but there was
larders, there was, there was.
753
01:03:59.630 --> 01:04:01.710
There was a couple of scolders that
we saw which we assumed would have been
754
01:04:03.630 --> 01:04:06.349
bought to the East at some point
and then and then moved across. But
755
01:04:06.429 --> 01:04:11.219
yeah, it was. It was. It was basically old kind of s
756
01:04:11.739 --> 01:04:15.820
e s USSR and I'm an estate
car so I'm glad you asked me.
757
01:04:15.900 --> 01:04:19.500
I didn't. I'd completely for we
did really talk about the cars, did
758
01:04:19.539 --> 01:04:21.699
we are such but yeah, a
lot of them, a lot of them
759
01:04:21.739 --> 01:04:27.650
are just shells running on a different
engine, which is astonishing when you think
760
01:04:27.690 --> 01:04:31.289
about yeah, astonishing ingenuity of a
country, because they don't have a choice.
761
01:04:31.610 --> 01:04:35.210
What a country. Absolutely great,
great facts and probably won't make the
762
01:04:35.690 --> 01:04:42.880
cup dry. Who knows it?
Yeah, Ken, it's like an Alan
763
01:04:42.920 --> 01:04:46.760
Partridge. Fact of the day.
Crab sticks on actually ad of Crab?
764
01:04:47.000 --> 01:04:49.840
No, they haven't been since hudred
and eighty four or whatever. It is
765
01:04:50.199 --> 01:05:01.989
all crabs, crabs dicks. I
was watching you eat crumby crab sticks.
766
01:05:05.110 --> 01:05:08.980
I forget. I think it was
on inside and but I it's an episode
767
01:05:08.980 --> 01:05:16.179
of inside number round with northern actors
Julie Hausmond Holtch and Mark Bent and right.
768
01:05:16.260 --> 01:05:19.059
Okay, ring a bell. It
was them to I think it when
769
01:05:19.059 --> 01:05:24.010
they're in the train. Okay,
just been re watching those, haven't you
770
01:05:24.050 --> 01:05:30.289
said? Yeah, I watch the
twelve days of Christina. Watch that second
771
01:05:30.369 --> 01:05:32.329
time around. It wip be is
bad. It was worse. I've seen
772
01:05:32.369 --> 01:05:35.119
it twice. Yeah, I want
to watch no need to watch our guess.
773
01:05:35.480 --> 01:05:40.880
I don't know why it is,
but yeah, it broke me again.
774
01:05:42.239 --> 01:05:46.039
So reckon watching it though. Yeah. So, if you want to
775
01:05:46.079 --> 01:05:51.429
get us on the twitters, were
dancing around the twitters at see if I
776
01:05:51.469 --> 01:06:00.869
get this right this time. Every
Simpson pod correct about time. Every Simpson
777
01:06:00.309 --> 01:06:06.980
pod sinks pots. Yeah, we're
we take turns posting nonsense. And Yeah,
778
01:06:08.300 --> 01:06:11.900
I think of something related to the
Simpsons, I'll put it on,
779
01:06:12.099 --> 01:06:18.449
but yeah, don't. Yeah,
leave us a review anyway you can,
780
01:06:18.570 --> 01:06:23.449
please. Helps US get to other
podcast but most of will tell your pals.
781
01:06:23.489 --> 01:06:27.690
If you've got friend Likes Simpsons,
family member, tell them about what
782
01:06:27.809 --> 01:06:31.130
we're doing. Most of this won't
make any sense to American listeners, but
783
01:06:31.289 --> 01:06:34.599
the feedback that we've got from a
few American listeners is it's a bit of
784
01:06:34.639 --> 01:06:40.960
an eye opener in the nonsense that
goes on in the UKN So, look
785
01:06:41.239 --> 01:06:44.679
and a dad. Yeah, yeah, look, look for look forward to
786
01:06:44.760 --> 01:06:51.510
your war of the roses stamps.
Americans. Yeah, what country? But
787
01:06:51.670 --> 01:06:58.429
yet from me. Mark You,
Tom to final words, listeners, I'll
788
01:06:58.630 --> 01:07:01.900
I will just say I do off
very good. Yeah, nice one.
789
01:07:02.420 --> 01:07:09.619
Yeah, so join us next episode, where we will inexplicably of linked something
790
01:07:09.820 --> 01:07:15.650
to this to make it related,
possibly, or find something Scottish for Burns
791
01:07:15.690 --> 01:07:19.449
night. Who knows? Yet,
who knows? Yeah, thanks, Tom
792
01:07:19.530 --> 01:07:23.929
I enjoyed that as always. Yeah, let'sten. Thank you for listening,
793
01:07:24.090 --> 01:07:27.090
everyone. Yeah, Suah by
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Yellow and welcome to the first episode
of Two Thousand and twenty two. For
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everything we learned from the simpsons.
I'm one of your hosts. My name's
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El Presidente Mark All. I taught
us less and your no ever, brilliant,
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brilliant. Listening to it the highs. It's send your Tom so.
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Yeah, and L Presidente, and
my wonderful Spanish intstruction is is. Well,
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I think it's a bit of a
clue to the episode, but if
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you if you listening for your favorite
podcast provide, you already know which one
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we're talking about. Yeah, well, do you want to tell us?
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Yeah, it is the trouble with
trillions. Trouble with trillions is from season
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nine, episode twenty of season nine. It first aired on the fifth of
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April, one thousand nine hundred and
ninety eight. So series nine, Tom
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it's it's a rich series, isn't
it? There's a lot of there's plenty
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going on there, that's for sure. This, of course, we picked
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because it's a New Year's Eve relating
episode, and of course we are.
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We've just hit two thousand and twenty
two, which is probably just going to
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be another shit show. But you
know, will will be company every couple
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of weeks with an episode to try
and keep it, try and keep it
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light, although often this podcast isn't
isn't know what. We'll try our best
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and if you relying on this podcast, the chain make yourself feel better,
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then I think it's need to have
a look it alife needs to reassess.
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Yeah, fair enough, as homer
says, will this horrible year never end?
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Yeah, yeah, and it's only
just started. This one opens with
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a chalkboard gag, which I knew
what that was before. There course,
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yeah, it was the job board
gag was. I will not demand,
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I will do not demand what I'm
worth, which is possibly the first instance
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of Fox not paying the cast what
they want or deserve, as we all
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know what twenty years on, it's
certainly not the last. The couch gag
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was a sauna. Yeah, boy, sat on a Saun so of the
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couch. I'm in a bit of
a sauna. Yeah, I was like,
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who's who are those people? I
don't say. No idea is like
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the the free stooges of I think
it was just some generic three blocks.
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Yeah, I mean Anna. Have
you bet the O disaunda before? Some
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even I have. Yeah, not
not something to do often. Boy,
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it's an enjoyable activity. Yeah,
you and Prince Andrew both. Of course
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he wouldn't know. It. Doesn't
sweat the claims. Yeah, I do
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sweat, but about where you don't
get pizzas? No, I think the
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similar is between me Prince Andrew Pretty
much are would end. I don't think
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there are any similarities. Now.
Yeah, and we'll move up. Yeah,
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that they're at this ball drop center
of town roll. Yeah, it's
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basically time square ball drop. There's
usually fifty eight thou people there every year.
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Last year DU COVID or a couple
of days ago, due to Covid
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it was fifteen thousand, so there
was a lot less. John and I
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on wild draw down podcast talked about
the movie and New Year's Eve this time
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last year and that is basically all
centered around this type square ball drop.
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It's just just in fury. This
just infuriated, it really is, from
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from watching this and I just would
I just kind of assumed everywhere, every
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like little town in America had their
own body. I don't know, just
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time square. Yeah, a bit
of a tradition that they did, but
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it's just time square. And that's
right. We've never we've never seen that
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in the square before, have we? It's another of those things that appears
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and Vamish's but we do have,
yeah, based on time balls, which
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is which we dropped to allow ships
to set up, you know, to
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set their chronometers to get all the
time in right so everyone's the same time
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heading out with a harbor. So
tent have them at places like Greenwich and
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I think maybe Liverpool, but real
leads, apparently, that famous matter of
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time city, which is, so
you say, the clock on your canal
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barge. I you donkey. Yeah, okay, that's stuck. Obviously listeners
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can't see my face, but I
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eyebrows back down at one and then
but there's another, there's another more,
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there's another new year's tradition then and
then singing old lane sign. They are.
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I would have I would have assumed
that was just something we did in
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the UK. But you know,
I am bought again. The Simpsons tells
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me in America it did. Did
you, indeed, it's a wonderful life.
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told me that. I was thinking
that. Yeah, and the Poseidon
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Adventure, which we watch, John
and I watched for the hundred things film
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podcast this week and it's the current
episode. If you are listening to this
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upon release Robbie Burns poem from one
thou seventeen eighty eight and the music is
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the backdrop to the South Korean national
anthem, from one thousand nine hundred eighteen
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to one thousand nine hund thirty one. Not a very long time. Mean
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that's quite a good tune. So
I've really isn't it? Oh, yeah,
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rousing, but yeah, did looking
at a Rabbie Burns. You know
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what? You know what het.
You know where he died? No,
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I think he might have been from
it was from Aysha, he was,
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and he died in dumfries are.
Did he right? No, just up
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the road from me. Yeah,
and he died. It was younger than
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me when he died. He's thirty
seven and a half. Run just a
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bit old and thirty four and a
half. So he was like the you
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know, the kind of main central
national figure of cultural life in Scotland and
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the national bath. And I've yeah, I've not done as much of my
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life. I mean you should't compare
tough with people, but no, I'm
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not. I'm not the bad of
Scotland. You never will about that attitude.
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No, but I've outlived him and
I outlived Jesus. So you doing
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something right. Job, of course, and for your next John London,
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I can. I don't know.
I came from. You gotta get to
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sign a record first. She's so
new year's genuarly the first. Yeah,
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what do you do? January,
the first? Some, do you do
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what Ned does? Yeah, no, well, I have that our Dr
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Hibbard doctor. Let's file in these
taxis. What's Dr Hibbert do it?
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He's sending off some paperwork. Holiday
related fairtalities. Yeah, not as cheery
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as no, and I had I
looked. I had looking at a holiday
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related fair talities. Right, briefly, I'm Google, but all I could
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really find a think linked to drink
driving. Oh, cheering, and apparently
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independence day has a lot more drink
drive in death than Christmas in New Year.
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But I was hoping from more kind
of thinking, like Frank Spencer Style
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on this happen? Christmas tree and
Garland related deaths? Yeah, yeah,
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I think I've got Christmas lights.
Probably would have, I think, a
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few years, going back a few
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electrics would have been a Yah rich
vein holiday related. Their talies less so
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these days. Yeah, and that
was what I was watching, thinking.
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Is The post office open on New
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even in America is a public holiday. Right, they are quite stingy
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with holidays out of the book.
So the post office is shot. But
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maybe it wasn't new years there.
That ned was great. Maybe it took
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some time to go three. Yeah, got them done, all right.
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Yeah, easy. He throws some
mint in to the envelope, which is
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really which is really nice as well. Yeah, I really like Todd Daddy.
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What the text of the things?
That taxis allegedly paid for? Policeman,
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trees, Sunshine, and let's not
forget those folks who just don't feel
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like work it. Yeah, I'm
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There's a bit more letter in the
episode from Mr Burns about what what taxes
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pay. All Right, okay,
I shall look forward to and I thought
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to that her net. Yeah,
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wait till April of fifteen like everybody
else. Yeah, in the UK this
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year your taxes need to be,
as every year, filed by the thirty
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one January. In the US,
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so I assume it. I've been
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something like that. Yeah, I
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trying to work to Luch as.
Everybody have to do a tax with herd
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in America, and that I mean
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was telling you really really boring and
I'm still glad. I mean, we're
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slag off this this country a lot, but you don't have to fit you.
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Touch just gets paid. Pays you
in cost. Any just gets paid,
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unless you like really rich and then
you can just move money off the
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show. I'm not pay any time
to one of those lower rankin FIFA.
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is discuss previous had episodes ago.
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I shouldn't have mentioned that. The
tax saving, Oh, I shouldn't
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have mentioned that. The account.
Oh, it's just too hot. I
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mention that and I was thinking why
it's why is crusty in the line for
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its paste? Taxes? Show,
he's got, he's got his money.
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The came and I was taken care
of it. Maybe, well, maybe
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the man in the Cayman Islands has
been has been found out, and no
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longer longer could he defraud. And
because you and Chris is in the queue,
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because he's an idiot. Happy very
much. Yeah, news, Fox
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pop, Vox POPs. Yeah,
also, sir, why did you wait
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to the last minute to pay your
taxis? Is this the life of Metallica?
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And then we have the sea captain
pondering, his pondering and dropping different
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it's a treasure rules, maybe some
spices. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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absolutely. And then we have a
lenny doing his doing, his bad is
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bad maths. Well, and first
appearance for a favorite character of mine,
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because he's doing the bad maths on
the back of frime is. Yeah,
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you didn't. You forget to carry
the wine and METALLICA. By the way,
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just while we're on the subject,
you can go and see Metallica in
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April in Sou poalow, one of
the few gigs that they've got that hasn't
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sold out. It's going to cost
you a hundred and forty Brazilian real.
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What's that in pounds sterling? It
is an amounting pounds sterling that I didn't
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look into. Some it's yeah,
all I'm going to. I'm not going
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to pay that money to see them. I'm just going to hold up a
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sign that says alien dude, need
two tickets for METALLICA. I I've seen
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METALLICA A couple of times festivals.
All right, okay, any good,
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all right. I mean I won't
pay there the extrasionate prices to see them.
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But you remember back about twenty years
ago I did at the download quite
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a few of their songs off mapster. So that of that large a week.
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Yes, if you like that.
There's a section where Ned we obviously
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we've missed ned, putting his stamps
on and he licks this big page of
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stamps to me. I sticks it
on. If you want to buy stamps
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in the UK, a first class
stamp is eighty five P. I'll bouch.
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Second Class Sixty six P. So
I even in two thousand and twenty
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one the class system is alive and
well in the UK country to what people
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will love you. Eighty five hours, just got first class. Yeah,
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the extra ninep all right, but
yeah, carry on. I just think
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you should. I think it's good. It's good podcasting that well, not
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really around, just that a don't
I just issue. I think now,
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as long as the less than a
pound, I'm happy, and the months
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to go about a pound. But
I remember that being like pints, being
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like a three pound of pints too
much. Then it's far pound, then
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it's five pound and then and then
where? Then we're but the thing I
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was look at with with the Post
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You could get that letter somewhere cheaper. No, and I love I love
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the fact that I send a latter. I love the thought. It's just
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how the postal system works. I
can write a lawyer, put a stamp
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at it and the next one it's
too vows were absolute million. Yeah,
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no, other of that as well. Fantastic Roll Mail. I've got special
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stamps every month. You'll have seen
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and an America. It seems that
you do them as well. A lot
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of flag shagging stamps coming out this
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excited about British army vehicles. United
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you're looking forward to the most rugby
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about all those? There's a some, is it? The Queen is jubilie.
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rugby union boats. Very nice.
You will be interested in what's coming out
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in May and I know you will. You'll be ordering these war are the
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roses? Were the roses stamps,
which look brilliant. Get yourself on Royal
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Mail's website and I'll look at them. If you're in the US, stamps
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of forty cents to send a postcard
and fifty eight cents for a regular,
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regular letter. Regular, he's regular
letter. He's a regular guy, a
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regular regular guys and an a regular
letter. Regular. He can set you
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watch by my hours. Say you
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sorry that getty watched by my time. Ball can hold home is yeah,
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homes laughing at everybody watching it all
on TV. Idiots. Are Paid.
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My taxes over a year ago,
Lisa reminding that yesterdace taxis every years.
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How many kids have we got?
No type of count, unless to
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my nine it's Michael Maggy, seven
people. It's rounded in Vietnam. Cool
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and if anybody asked, Lisa's a
clergyman. Yeah, it's great, pure,
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pure brilliant home. As far as
I I didn't look in at the
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tax bricks for that because, you
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close you and get some kind of
tax bricks and and wounded what veterans?
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But that's real paid. So you
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in America. Yeah, the bells
ring in it's basically struggling to get there
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for midnight, midnight. It's brilliant. He gets in, he throws his
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parcel in and it's and it's done. He's got it in, which is
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which is great. Congratulations, homer. I'm sure nothing will come of that.
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You're terribly wrapped parcel. It's like
it looks like my Christmas wrapping.
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I've got to say I sent you
quite a badly wrapped parcel for for Christmas
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knows what. That was very well
wrapped, competent on the stuff that I
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I made Rachel Open. So I
yes, some of the like, using
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like new else is as to cut
them up and fearful with. Yeah,
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he's what you got, an else. He's what you got. Ya,
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a ruler and a pencil. Yeah, and the corner of a table.
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So Brett Mose. I don't think
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the episode we have in the last
week's episode we were at most for early
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just it wasn't quite as Dank,
was it? But now it's Dank.
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Oh, it's yeah, the Dank
so mos. Asking them pull a thorn
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out of the Pope's buttony grants you
a wish, don't I mean? Possibly,
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you don't know, with with the
Catholic Church, but that, of
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course, is the story of the
Christian pulling the thorn out of the Lions
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paw and then being let off from
being a Christian or whatever. I don't
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really know. I didn't pay too
much attention that Sunday school about you and
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I about many years of Catholic education, which I just stunted your your forward
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thinking. Yeah, pretty much.
Okay, Lenny. What does lenny want,
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or does lenny dream of? He
wants to wear something that has been
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ironed. Don't we all, I
mean specially especially if we don't have to
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iron it. I'll which ironing do
you? I'm married. I do next
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to none. I do. I
do iron and if I don't have an
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eye in shirt, which isn't very
often, but Rachel, Rachel always years
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at my bad ironing. All right, it's all right, for twenty years.
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So yeah, yeah, iim Li
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bad, but you know, it
does its job. It's serviceable. It's
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a serviceable level. That's its less
creatly, it's less creased. When I
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finished, I'm going to side.
So that's I don't have a I don't
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have a wife to do mining.
No, no, absolutely. She's like
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just quit. Just just just clarify. That's that's a joke. Yeah,
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good, good, but that,
yeah, that wish kind of that throws
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mob a bit, doesn't it?
It does. Yeah, we eat.
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He wanted something else. Do you
know what you want it? It was
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going to say spend the night with
Joey. Had Joey Headton? Yeah,
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any clues? I was like,
who's he? Because as well, I
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guess it would be a lady.
Yeah, actor of stage and screen,
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most wellknown for doing us oh shows, Bob Hope. Yeah, I was.
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I was thinking, I mean it's
just seventy seven this year. I
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was looking just tryut, just from
those little snippet of infimission and a picture.
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I was like. WHO's the British
equivalent? So I've said, a
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cross between twiggy and Babo windst Barbara
wins our IP, by the way.
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Babs like him. Yeah, my
right, that we both got the same
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way with that one is no real, real surprise. We miss this little
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bit. Was this little bit happening
where the letters are being sorted and there
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they all kind of get dropped into
this big this, this the hoppers,
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aren't they? That's big hopper,
and it's like no, no action or
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whatever. And then homer's bounces because
of the shape. Is this orther hopper?
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It's something like serious audit. Yes, yeah, have you seen sold
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it? It's at the point that
these agents burst in, these kind of
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these goons, hired goons, could
the first and take him out. Help
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me, somebody, help me.
And they just carry on about the God
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got about an eyelid, theither.
No, just carry on about. You
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know, sorry, homer, they
don't really. I don't think they like
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homer that much. Well, that
that would give the impression that they don't.
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They don't care about him. No, absolutely. Yeah, well,
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that's that's that's fair most of the
time, but in the prominent yeah,
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yeah, yeah, just customers.
The barfly homer's homers in trouble. And
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it's not just him. Did you
see who else was there in trouble with
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him? Yeah, there's a couple
of others. There is a lucious sweet,
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lucias sweet. This is in a
graious miscarriage with the texitude. Its
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brilliant dunt King. Of course,
not a clue is done about yeah,
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based on Dunt King. Well,
don't king used to make up words and
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things when he when he was interviewed. He was a it was a character,
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but he was a piece of shit
as well. So he's still alive
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that he's long dead. No,
I wouldn't said that, because he's somehow
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found this super another curse of the
podcast, but it's already deed. Yeah,
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and Gil Yeah, doesn't go get
a lick the shiny brass ring.
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Yeah, yeah, I didn't look
in it a lily further. No,
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Gill of course he's based upon Shelley
Levine, the character from the stage show
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and Film Glen Gary Glen Ross,
where he's played by Jack Leman, and
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he's great and he's Great. And
Gillies, Gillies, it's perfectly done.
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It's superb and then they started using
guilt too much and I fell out with
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the character. Yeah, keep it
to the is. Yeah, yeah,
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absolutely. So home is getting interviewed
by these these governments, is government officials.
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You know, from now on you're
going to work for us. Did
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you pay me under the table?
I got a tax problem, and how
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did the think it could get past
the government's computer? It can do nine
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tax returns a day. I miss
that one's right. I worked out.
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I worked how how long it would
take to do everyone's taxes, every tax
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paying Americans taxes. Okay, for
one year. Nine tax change a day
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to take forty three thousand years.
That might be wrong, but yeah,
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wow, I mean that's yeah,
probably setu efficiency is because it is at
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the IR rest. By the way, the Internal Revenue Service was set up
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in one thousand eight hundred and sixty
two and from their website, if a
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taxpayer is required to find an income
or exercise tax return and fails to do
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so in a timely manner, a
late filing penalty can be assessed. The
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penalty is five percent of the amount
of unpaid tax per month or partial month
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if the return is late, up
to a maximum of twenty five percent.
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Fire. A taxtitude is it is
a light. It's a awful lot of
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taxtitude. There is this delivery van
and this delivery van was two guys from
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Quanticico. It's called, it's did
for me, QUANTIC COZY FBI Academy,
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as we all know from the film
silence of the lambs. I say we
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all know. You've probably never seen
it to have bought about twenty years ago.
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So it's where jodie foster's character starts
off at the beginning. She's training
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at quantic. The reference there is
the two guys from Italy. Restaurant.
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There's a few in North America,
but the one that looks to be the
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oldest from what I could find,
was founded in one thousand nine hundred and
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seventy nine in Dallas Texas and is
still still running. Was it founded by
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two guys from it Toi well,
from the little tagline at the top of
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their website, says we don't speak
of the good English, but we but
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our food speaks for itself. I
was like that's a bit you know what
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that's come on, that's it's two
thousand and twenty one. Yeah, it's
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like I was thinking, like belt
Bella Losanna from fine and Sam. You
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don't get away that nowadays. No, well, not in Norman set fire
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to it. I'm sure it went
up in flames anyway. And now I'm
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going to place to normal. That's
one south Wales Listener, really good.
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You very much suspect my year just
doing that as not my life. That's
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my only impression that happening. Is
it punting? Ponty, Pontypandy, Pandy.
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Is it Punty? I think punt
is quite a common thing in it.
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Punty, pool, Poy, pried, pointy, pred, yeah,
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and then put things Tory, Pandos, I don't know. Yeah, what
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you call it of those two when
you think, when you put two words
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together to make a new word.
All right, okay, but all that
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is now. I wouldn't know.
I wouldn't know. K My, I'm
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not. I'm not Susi Dent and
again you never will be with that ice
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t so a home is basically a
spy for the FBI, the IRS.
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So we goes in this. Does
this ment? Does this make me look
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fat? It's not. This wire
on isn't no, it makes you at
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LEASTA Says No. It makes you
look like a tooli government fashion doesn't make
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me look fatter. And also before
homer doesn't want to go to prison.
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HMM, because it saw the movie, the peanut cover of her on you.
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I wonder if you seen. No, I again, possibly, sure,
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Shank, but I don't know.
Listeners, help us out on that
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one, because I'm yeah, I
possibly miss that bit because I was watching
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it on Disney plus. That maybe
isn't on Disney plus. possibly. Yeah,
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I watched Allie's on DVD, by
the way. Probably, yeah,
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I'm doing DVD's, I think.
Yeah, yeah, we're so Disney plus.
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I'm certain I didn't miss that bit. So yeah, okay. So
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homer goes in and they're watching the
what the watching the baseball looks like.
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Looks like a good game. And
you of you evolved, did any illegal
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activity, because I should sho'll go
in for some lenny say. You said
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you want to commit a crime home
or first. So I need to hear
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about the crimes that that you did. That will get me all fired up
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at the first one was running moonshine
out of your basement. Of course we
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know that one. That was home
of vers eighteen amendment in series eight is
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when you, one series before Barney
suggest that he was part of a telling
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marketing scam which he was Lisa's date
with density series eight, send one dollar
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to happy dude. I'm happier with
the dollar. He would be happier with
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the dollar. Yeah, exactly.
Are you feeling happier yet? Most as.
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Oh, you mean like that time
Barney beat up George Bush, but
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that was me and I do it
again too. Too Bad, neighbors.
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That one. Series seven. I
would I mean, he's dead, so
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I wouldn't beat up a corpse,
but I would protempt it to beat up
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that shns. Oh yeah, yeah, JEB Hib Charlie's upset his name now.
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Charlie never gets many lines. No, I haven't seen much charlie.
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No, but what does he get, quote unquote, fingered for? Well,
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he's is in a militia on it. It is some kind of militia
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because the government are dragging their feet
on high definitely TV. He absolutely the
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first public HDTV broadcast in the state
occurred on July the twenty three, one
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thousand nine hundred and ninety six UK
analog TV signals and did on the twenty
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four of October two thousand and twelve. So you then needed a freeview box
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or sky in this country. Now
I went down a massive rabbit hole on
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this. I message early on today
as I was looking through this huge rabbit
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hole, including a five minute video
of northwesternight, or whatever it's called,
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with Gordon Burns interviewing two lads from
Wigan. Yeah, that's full of people.
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I don't know how you got on. Allow a lot of video.
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I so funny. It's absolutely thus
that link to that in the will.
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Will, yeah, I want last
week. Yeah, right, brilliant.
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Yes, Garden God, advance in
there and run vousing that. Now neither
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of them do an office tonight anymore. Golden Burns is retired. He is
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in, he's like S. Yeah, he's knocking on a bit. Yes,
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or the other internationals at international viewers
outside and off west of England will
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know him from the Krypton factor.
That's right. Yeah, absolutely, and
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the chain and viewers of the yeah, views of a certain age as well.
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Yeah, Bustman's holiday. Is that? What a bit for your time?
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Well, vaguely remember that at them
burn to do that. Yeah,
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woman know that. Well, at
one point was Gordon Burns. Definitely,
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yeah, that's that's not Richard for
Nice. For those that don't know what
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we're talking about, that little ginger
school kid is the is the basis of
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the you watch mate? Yeah,
that's what the video was called. And
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yet with it is you what me, and at no point does he say
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you what mate. So I would
waiting. I was writing on it.
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We all were. You what to? Well, that's that fell off in
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it. everythink of my one of
my favorite half man, half biscuit lyrics.
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Be Too long to mention half man, half biscuit on this podcast?
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Yeah, near, near, or
fiddles well, Golden Burns, oh,
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very good. Yeah, yeah,
I forgot that anyway, swiftly enough,
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farm that was it. That was
a rabbit hole, that wasn't it?
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Just absolutely home is sitting out,
sitting out on a bench, and this
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this basically this government agent comes across. They go will photo booth. When
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he opens the photo booth, Somebody's
already in there taking pictures. Who was
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is it in his male house?
Little hopes with the sure fall enough,
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Mr Simpson, police couple years.
Why I say the secret access word cheese.
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This film begins. Now. I
learned this from today. I found
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outcom the phrase cheese appears to have
been first used in when you take pictures
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around the S, with one of
the earliest references being in the Big Spring
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Herald Paper One thousand nine hundred and
forty three and it, and I've quoted
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the Big Spring Herald now here's something
worth knowing. It's a formula for smiling
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when you have your picture taken.
It comes from former US ambassador to Russia,
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Joseph e Davies, and it's guaranteed
to make you look pleasant, no
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matter what you're thinking. Mr Davies
disclose the formula while having his own picture
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taken on the set of mission to
Moscow. It's simple. Just say cheese.
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It's an automatic smile. I learned
that from a politician. Mr Davis
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chuckled at a stute politician, a
very great politician, but of course I
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can't tell you who it was.
That all sounds very trumpy. And Danny,
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he's stute politician, a very great
politician, and I'm looking at him
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in the mirror now. Very good, but yeah, that's where that's that
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looks. That's where. I've not
been doing that as long as I've been
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doing my not in Norman price impression. So that's where cheese comes from.
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So they're watching this. They watching
this kind of like pass a news covising
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on President, President Truman. Yeah, I think is that this? Is
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that the second president we've come across
the room in this think God, Lincoln,
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L I see La, La and
Coom. Yeah, that's IM.
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Yeah, well, we've just mentioned, we've just mentioned two bad neighbors.
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And Yeah, Bush, she's Bush. But yes, we were. This
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is the second president. We see. Harry S Truman. He was a
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wartime president, and so he's saying
for our allies who fought to appall it
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and surrendered so readily, and hang
on him in it. Man, we
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didn't. I could hear you.
Yeah, we US too. We were
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from that in one thousand nine hundred
and thirty nine. Yeah, yeah,
415
00:34:37.230 --> 00:34:42.019
we didn't show up. Johnny come
later. Well, the front, the
416
00:34:42.059 --> 00:34:45.820
French may have surrendered. So I
mean it's it's in there. It's in
417
00:34:45.900 --> 00:34:50.179
the genetic makeup. I think the
goods good. It's good content. Get
418
00:34:50.219 --> 00:34:54.050
the year. Yeah, yeah,
US, I think we slag off get
419
00:34:54.170 --> 00:34:59.610
Gammons too much. And Yeah,
yeah, let's let's play devil's advocate and
420
00:34:59.969 --> 00:35:02.809
fine and flagshagers. So we'll try
and bring them back. Yeah, well,
421
00:35:02.849 --> 00:35:07.010
it's funny you should mention that,
because the whole point of this is
422
00:35:07.090 --> 00:35:13.920
that they funded the created this funding
of a trillion dollars to help kind of
423
00:35:14.079 --> 00:35:21.360
rebuild Europe. Well, what what
actually happened was what's called the Marshall Plan.
424
00:35:21.469 --> 00:35:24.269
It was in entered in nineteen forty
eight and provided more than fifteen billion
425
00:35:24.829 --> 00:35:29.949
US dollars to help finance rebuilding efforts
on the continent, the brain child of
426
00:35:29.989 --> 00:35:32.590
US Secretary of State, George C
Marshall, for whom it was named,
427
00:35:34.030 --> 00:35:37.820
and it was crafted as a four
year plan to reconstruct cities, industries and
428
00:35:37.940 --> 00:35:43.260
infrastructure which was heavily damaged during the
war, and to remove trade barriers between
429
00:35:43.380 --> 00:35:47.019
European neighbors. Who That's not age? Well as it not. Well,
430
00:35:49.099 --> 00:35:53.489
it's going on right for pretty much
all of Europe. Yeah, yeah,
431
00:35:53.849 --> 00:36:00.769
France, while the UK is the
main beneficiary, France also under West Germany
432
00:36:00.769 --> 00:36:06.360
as well, like best vest Germany, not famous American ally D yeah.
433
00:36:06.599 --> 00:36:15.280
Yeah, get the country opened up
and up to American International Trade. Get
434
00:36:15.360 --> 00:36:21.630
the money flying to America from your
correct yeah, and that's that's what well,
435
00:36:22.550 --> 00:36:24.550
we've mentioned taxes. That are just
while we're on the subject of Europe,
436
00:36:24.590 --> 00:36:28.070
I'd missed this earlier on and I
was looking for a place to kind
437
00:36:28.070 --> 00:36:31.940
of fit in. According to health
dot org dot UK, the UK raised
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00:36:32.099 --> 00:36:38.579
thirty three percent of its GDPR in
taxis for two thousand and nineteen and the
439
00:36:38.699 --> 00:36:46.170
State's raised twenty five percent through taxis
now Italy and France at the two highest
440
00:36:46.809 --> 00:36:52.809
in the world, Italy at forty
two percent and France at forty six percent
441
00:36:52.849 --> 00:36:58.289
of their gdpr is raged from taxis, which begs the questions on which is
442
00:36:58.369 --> 00:37:05.800
your least favorite country? France or
Italy? No, I can't know.
443
00:37:05.880 --> 00:37:08.079
What ever Fitaly do there. No
one ever says it lit all your as
444
00:37:10.599 --> 00:37:15.269
France on it. Yeah, no, whatever says it. Yeah. So
445
00:37:15.590 --> 00:37:22.070
moving on. But we've upset the
trillion, the trillion dollars, brillion dollars.
446
00:37:22.429 --> 00:37:24.789
We both fo remain listeners, by
the way, very keen to point
447
00:37:24.829 --> 00:37:29.670
that. But yeah, they give, they give a trillion dollar bill to
448
00:37:29.789 --> 00:37:37.260
be flown across the scene, across
the ocean, by who? By the
449
00:37:37.420 --> 00:37:43.820
richest and their foremost twistware, this
citizen in America. Summary. Yeah,
450
00:37:43.940 --> 00:37:49.889
here he is, and again not
not no relation to Guarden, our rabbi.
451
00:37:50.929 --> 00:37:57.449
Jesus burst. Should we probably call
it third degree birds. We should
452
00:37:57.449 --> 00:38:02.000
do those episodes to Burns night.
We should. Let's get could need to
453
00:38:02.039 --> 00:38:07.280
get the content get cold. Yes, yeah, so diday. So,
454
00:38:07.800 --> 00:38:16.469
yeah, at Mr Burns, of
course does not deliver the trillion dollar bill,
455
00:38:17.269 --> 00:38:21.750
with no idea where it is,
but he believes that Burns has the
456
00:38:21.829 --> 00:38:27.219
bill hidden. Yeah, and for
that reason you're Europeans. We will act
457
00:38:27.300 --> 00:38:31.739
snooty to ours, the American forever. Do you ask Snooty to our Americans?
458
00:38:32.059 --> 00:38:35.780
Know? Well, certainly not.
Since I started podcasting. They've got
459
00:38:36.179 --> 00:38:40.849
got some fantastic American friends and colleagues
through podcasting, so I don't tend to.
460
00:38:42.090 --> 00:38:44.409
Not all of them. Some of
them are, he'll be lease,
461
00:38:44.530 --> 00:38:46.489
and as such I will like snooty
to them. But now a lot of
462
00:38:46.530 --> 00:38:51.730
them are very nice people. Do
you ask new teater? I think it's
463
00:38:51.809 --> 00:38:54.800
thing coming from where I come from, the north of England. You think
464
00:38:54.840 --> 00:39:00.360
you act snooted to people out from
your town, our country? That's fair.
465
00:39:01.559 --> 00:39:07.199
Yeah, okay, yas extreme to
anyone that's not that's not from the
466
00:39:07.320 --> 00:39:14.110
from the next street along to me. Okay, to the missed the thing.
467
00:39:14.269 --> 00:39:17.630
The flashes up on the screen.
This film will self destruct if not
468
00:39:17.750 --> 00:39:23.460
properly stored. I enjoyed that.
Yeah, I also liked the fact that
469
00:39:24.699 --> 00:39:32.980
a poo goes in and says cheese
of the video stuff. So they're at
470
00:39:34.019 --> 00:39:38.489
the burns, at the burns manner
now, and Burns has been made this
471
00:39:38.650 --> 00:39:47.329
fantastic dinner by Smithers, something like
a pheasant on preasant underdog, apparently,
472
00:39:47.489 --> 00:39:52.280
but that apparently that's not a thing. But fast peasant underglass is a film.
473
00:39:52.639 --> 00:39:57.039
Okay, it's of no interest to
me. Now, I wouldn't be.
474
00:39:57.519 --> 00:40:00.119
Don't eat pheasants. And if you
go out shooting them your Dick.
475
00:40:00.519 --> 00:40:04.360
Yeah, you should be shot in
the face. That's where. That's there.
476
00:40:04.400 --> 00:40:08.269
I said it. That's right,
I hope. Yeah, homer home
477
00:40:08.389 --> 00:40:15.070
is reluctant to go to breaking in
the Burns House. Yeah, if she
478
00:40:15.150 --> 00:40:22.260
hadn't mean fired by Burns, despite
freemale pounds on China set. I forgot
479
00:40:22.260 --> 00:40:28.059
about the Chinese because look up what
a child what China Syndrome on was.
480
00:40:28.300 --> 00:40:38.250
Yeah, and it's a fanciful nucleum
nuclear, nuclear, nuclear, nuclear meltdown
481
00:40:38.289 --> 00:40:45.889
scenario that the car would just just
keep going down in the earth till eventually
482
00:40:45.050 --> 00:40:50.440
for America get to do a side
of each China. Yeah, it's China's
483
00:40:50.480 --> 00:40:55.039
problem now. Yeah, yeah,
it's. There's a film based on the
484
00:40:55.440 --> 00:41:02.039
on the idea as well, starring
Michael Douglas. But all I could think
485
00:41:02.159 --> 00:41:07.110
was, is it not David Bowie
Song? My Little China Syndrome? Hey,
486
00:41:07.510 --> 00:41:15.869
just you went through to China.
Likes boy, I like as Bowie.
487
00:41:15.230 --> 00:41:19.059
I know it's not cool to say
so, but certainly better than night.
488
00:41:19.139 --> 00:41:31.420
He's Bowie. Little wonder he thinks
he's the man who fell to worth.
489
00:41:34.369 --> 00:41:38.889
Jesus. Stella Street references, Reference
Street on a podcast in the last
490
00:41:38.929 --> 00:41:45.889
week. One was not our podcast. Yeah, I'm going to go away
491
00:41:45.929 --> 00:41:51.280
and watch Stella Street videos. Next, the home is in. Yeah,
492
00:41:52.400 --> 00:41:57.639
because for some reason the re release
the hounds buttons been working. So yeah,
493
00:41:57.760 --> 00:42:00.159
so he come in and perhaps I
have something I could scold you with.
494
00:42:00.360 --> 00:42:05.670
It's not very pastient. No easy, no, very long, Ta,
495
00:42:07.190 --> 00:42:13.030
very cold still. It said,
let me show you around. I
496
00:42:13.110 --> 00:42:22.699
hope you don't mind a little walking
the suicide. Burns shows him the things
497
00:42:22.739 --> 00:42:27.219
that he's collected. This is the
shoot Charlie Chaplin was buried in. It's
498
00:42:27.260 --> 00:42:31.730
suspit, suspicious of a former.
But then burns comes to the conclusion that
499
00:42:31.849 --> 00:42:37.329
he's from Kalie as magazine. Oh, Star Snoop, yeah, colleagues,
500
00:42:37.409 --> 00:42:42.289
magazine. Nothing, nothing to do
with call mining. Unfortunately, that's a
501
00:42:42.369 --> 00:42:45.639
shame because because that would it would
have both been happy with that. Yeah,
502
00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:53.559
it ceased the publication in nineteen fifty
seven. Well, okay, yeah,
503
00:42:53.679 --> 00:42:58.119
the suit challenge. Happen? was
buried in I challenge. Hapley died
504
00:42:58.480 --> 00:43:00.349
in one thousand nine hundred and seventy
seven. I thought he died earlier than
505
00:43:00.389 --> 00:43:07.230
that. Christmas Day there. Yeah, twenty five approval and then also,
506
00:43:07.909 --> 00:43:12.389
I think birds talks about this.
Is some of that having a risk horse
507
00:43:13.500 --> 00:43:15.460
in there in the house? Yeah, it is. You can't say no,
508
00:43:15.860 --> 00:43:20.579
you can't. You don't say not
a spring Byington do. Yeah,
509
00:43:21.940 --> 00:43:27.250
by Inton, did you borne eighteen
eighty six D eight thousand ninehundred and seventy
510
00:43:27.329 --> 00:43:35.809
one. And HAP's best known for
her she was nominated for an Oscar for
511
00:43:35.889 --> 00:43:39.369
best sporting actress for one nineteen thirty
eight. Can't take it with you,
512
00:43:39.929 --> 00:43:47.039
all right, okay, film directed
by Frank Capri, brilliant and and he
513
00:43:47.199 --> 00:43:52.079
did it. Would mentioned it already. It's someone for life and the same
514
00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:55.949
block. who was in that Jimmy
Stewart. You missed it. That's it.
515
00:43:57.070 --> 00:44:00.670
He was in he was in both
of them. What your race horsesn't
516
00:44:00.670 --> 00:44:06.909
here, Mr Burns, that's in
Bell's house, Joe's house, I ith.
517
00:44:07.190 --> 00:44:09.219
Okay, I'm glad you got that, because I'd obviously mistyped it and
518
00:44:09.219 --> 00:44:13.659
I couldn't understand what I'd written when
I had had to add to look it
519
00:44:13.780 --> 00:44:22.179
up. Yeah, I'd added search
spring painted it was, and then burns,
520
00:44:22.300 --> 00:44:30.969
his great grandfather, Franklin Jefferson Burns
yet the Boston Tea Party. Yeah,
521
00:44:30.809 --> 00:44:34.690
so I was working out it was
like the bottom teathouers is seventy,
522
00:44:34.849 --> 00:44:37.639
seventy three, okay, so to
move if burns, if said Burns,
523
00:44:37.679 --> 00:44:42.320
is a hundred and four. So
it by this time he had been boon
524
00:44:42.320 --> 00:44:45.480
one thousand eight, hundred and ninety
four. So it would have. I
525
00:44:46.440 --> 00:44:52.199
if Franklin was about twenty five,
bottom team, I about hundred forty,
526
00:44:52.239 --> 00:44:55.150
six years older than Burns. It's
possibly could be his great grandfather, but
527
00:44:55.230 --> 00:45:00.190
it's unliikely bit of a stretch.
Yeah, yeah, then, but but
528
00:45:00.269 --> 00:45:08.579
then I remembered that, like the
fenway flounder, it's not real. It's
529
00:45:08.780 --> 00:45:16.780
exactly right. Exactly right. He's
got this this kind of like I thought
530
00:45:16.780 --> 00:45:19.860
was a painting at first. It
was like a statue of him, isn't
531
00:45:19.900 --> 00:45:22.889
it? Yeah, draped in the
flag, holding this trillion dollar. Yeah,
532
00:45:22.929 --> 00:45:28.010
the whole of Patriots. It's not
a real one. He keeps the
533
00:45:28.050 --> 00:45:30.449
real one with him at all times
in his wallet. Homer, that must
534
00:45:30.449 --> 00:45:38.519
be worth a fortune. which they
burst in your arrest for grand, grand,
535
00:45:38.599 --> 00:45:45.119
grand, grand lastny. Yes,
grand lasceny in the US is often
536
00:45:45.159 --> 00:45:51.429
defined as theft of an amount valued
of at least four hundred four hundred.
537
00:45:52.429 --> 00:45:58.869
It's a twenty quid in Yorkshire.
Yeah, that's really grand lastny. All
538
00:45:58.869 --> 00:46:02.869
right. Lastny is abolished in the
UK. One thousand nine hundred and sixty
539
00:46:02.909 --> 00:46:10.380
nine. All Right, nice,
just replaced by theft just left. I
540
00:46:10.500 --> 00:46:14.980
can't be asked say what difference was. But no, that is a different
541
00:46:15.059 --> 00:46:19.130
and they are grand. Lasting is
a felony, whereas lasting it can just
542
00:46:19.210 --> 00:46:23.489
be a MDEMEANOR. So, yeah, you get done. Yeah, the
543
00:46:23.570 --> 00:46:30.409
hearts and and but yeah, Burns
isn't happy about tax get taken tax from
544
00:46:31.250 --> 00:46:37.360
hard working people. Like his report. A friend from colleague Magazine for magazine,
545
00:46:37.840 --> 00:46:40.480
because he doesn't want it doesn't want
to pay for aid to ungrateful foreigners.
546
00:46:42.000 --> 00:46:45.239
Do not off in nuclear missiles of
Tom Polish for some unknown soldier.
547
00:46:47.389 --> 00:46:51.389
But I'm happy to pay for all
of those things personal well, maybe not
548
00:46:51.469 --> 00:46:53.429
the nuclear I'm with him on the
I'm with him on the nukes. Yeah,
549
00:46:53.869 --> 00:46:59.989
I think the nukes kind of like
Gut. Imagine, Dammon, if
550
00:47:00.269 --> 00:47:04.219
attack on Gammons again for there,
they'd love the nukes in the lap up.
551
00:47:04.300 --> 00:47:07.340
They remembering stuff, course it would. Obviously they'd be very angry about
552
00:47:07.340 --> 00:47:12.260
foreign aed, but I think any
kind of Welfest it people who just don't
553
00:47:12.300 --> 00:47:17.010
feel like working. God Love Them, you know, there's probably a good
554
00:47:17.050 --> 00:47:22.210
reason that they need looked after as
well, if I'm entirely honest. Yeah,
555
00:47:22.250 --> 00:47:28.610
what I know? homer pulls the
rug Crowbun to the agents. They
556
00:47:28.690 --> 00:47:36.119
trip and then they get away.
homer grabs burns the makeup room for it,
557
00:47:37.639 --> 00:47:39.320
but one of them take a camember, if it was. It was.
558
00:47:39.360 --> 00:47:43.239
homer picks up one of the agent's
hands and puts it on the other
559
00:47:43.280 --> 00:47:45.829
ones bomb. Yeah, I don't. Yeah, that's that's laughing them.
560
00:47:45.989 --> 00:47:49.150
Okay, that's maybe not so funny. In Two thousand and twenty one but
561
00:47:49.309 --> 00:47:52.349
hope home was a child. So
yeah, it still still fairly it's still
562
00:47:52.429 --> 00:47:55.389
better. Big Goal. They get
away in this old car of Burns's,
563
00:47:55.389 --> 00:47:59.699
which I almost expected him to pull
up at the service station and us to
564
00:47:59.780 --> 00:48:05.699
have the tires. Yeah, find
out what the carry is later on.
565
00:48:06.340 --> 00:48:08.219
Right, all right, fantastic.
Well, not that. It's a a
566
00:48:08.300 --> 00:48:13.329
maroon shot. It's a maroon starts
bar capped. All Right, okay,
567
00:48:14.530 --> 00:48:21.690
Maroon are maybe Burgun day he again, but they got find the one person
568
00:48:21.769 --> 00:48:25.250
who can help them. That smithers. And he is singing a song that
569
00:48:25.409 --> 00:48:30.760
we've already mentioned. Yes, couple
of epid Sosa Go. What are the
570
00:48:30.800 --> 00:48:39.199
chances he's singing what he's singing?
Everything's coming up roses. Yeah, from
571
00:48:39.280 --> 00:48:45.150
best known from its PROMIS for Ethel
Merman. Yeah, in in airplane,
572
00:48:45.670 --> 00:48:49.590
beaning airplane. Yeah, but if
I'm the nine hundred fifty nine musical gypsy.
573
00:48:50.309 --> 00:48:53.710
But yeah, probably best known of
everyone from airline. Absolutely, Oh
574
00:48:53.909 --> 00:49:00.579
me swoll yea being great, gonna
have the whole world and a plated.
575
00:49:01.139 --> 00:49:04.659
I'm not going to I'm not going
to cut that clipping of that episode.
576
00:49:05.300 --> 00:49:07.059
Did it last time. I'm not
going to cut in this time. See
577
00:49:07.739 --> 00:49:12.650
did you notice what smithers was ironing? I did not know. Tell me,
578
00:49:12.849 --> 00:49:15.369
was Mosse? Tell me it was
mow and Lady's clothes. WHO's iron
579
00:49:15.409 --> 00:49:19.530
in socks? We'll see, right, okay, that's the one thing.
580
00:49:21.409 --> 00:49:23.719
Yeah, but maybe lenny it could
do some of Lenny's ironing for him.
581
00:49:23.760 --> 00:49:28.199
Couldn't they closeted? Gay Listeners,
tell us. Do you in your socks?
582
00:49:29.719 --> 00:49:34.199
Quite, yeah, okay, I'm
just want to know if there's anybody
583
00:49:34.199 --> 00:49:37.559
in the if a similar mindset of
smithers. Do you do you I your
584
00:49:37.639 --> 00:49:39.269
socks? The probably yeah, like
if it gets there. Were type of
585
00:49:39.429 --> 00:49:51.829
some feeling. He explains. Burns
explains that the being the being hunted down
586
00:49:51.909 --> 00:49:57.059
like a couple of Commons snow leopards. There's no such thing as a common
587
00:49:57.099 --> 00:50:00.699
snow letter in the US. They're
on the endangered very bet they're on the
588
00:50:00.860 --> 00:50:07.849
the extra endangered list creatures. And
again, I guess, because they've been
589
00:50:07.929 --> 00:50:13.489
they've been hunt the punt Johnson from
the FBI, exactly as you say,
590
00:50:13.489 --> 00:50:19.650
says it's the Maroon Stspur ca cat
and the car passes by and we can
591
00:50:19.730 --> 00:50:22.280
yeah, it was more of a
burgundy, which is a real kind of
592
00:50:22.559 --> 00:50:28.119
wickham thing to do, isn't it? Yeah, let's divide up the trillion
593
00:50:28.159 --> 00:50:30.039
dollars and go our separate ways.
No, I've got to get it out
594
00:50:30.079 --> 00:50:36.630
of the country. Capital idea.
Let's blow this fascist popsical stand. I
595
00:50:36.829 --> 00:50:40.230
say blow this Fashis popsicle stand at
least once a week. I always have.
596
00:50:42.030 --> 00:50:45.710
They're going to buy a small island
somewhere and start their own country,
597
00:50:45.750 --> 00:50:52.099
free from the relentless tyranny of Uncle
Sam. The agent Johnson now is at
598
00:50:52.099 --> 00:50:54.019
the simpsons, so he's agent Johnson. By the way, it sounds like
599
00:50:54.099 --> 00:50:58.059
you should be in dragon neet.
You know it's he sounds like the beer
600
00:50:58.099 --> 00:51:00.619
baron, doesn't it? I'll get
you be about. Yeah, you whoa
601
00:51:05.329 --> 00:51:07.010
asking the kids what they think home
is going to do with a trillion dollars.
602
00:51:08.610 --> 00:51:13.010
My says them. When he's got
into the college education. Lisa says
603
00:51:13.050 --> 00:51:16.530
she doesn't Need College. They should
buy Dune books. Is All right,
604
00:51:16.610 --> 00:51:20.440
but, as all say, we
can be tillionaires. We can buy and
605
00:51:20.559 --> 00:51:27.920
sell your sorry ass. That I
say. I'll give you a billion dollars
606
00:51:28.000 --> 00:51:35.869
to enter the cattlet. But Burns
and smiths are ready to go there on
607
00:51:35.949 --> 00:51:39.670
this plane. But homer's in.
It's some cash machine. Try To buy
608
00:51:39.750 --> 00:51:46.780
some Buzz Cola note. Brilliant.
Apparently, this cola on the plane.
609
00:51:49.099 --> 00:51:54.260
They get into the plane and the
leaving the US jurisdiction. Turn back immediately
610
00:51:54.300 --> 00:51:59.179
or will be unable to prosecute you
home. But we better do what he
611
00:51:59.260 --> 00:52:07.010
says. It's like they get away
because they're on into international waters. One
612
00:52:07.050 --> 00:52:09.650
of the other agent, sister Johnson. They'll be back, they'll Miss American
613
00:52:09.730 --> 00:52:15.090
team. Well, my CLIPP and
now we cut to our sponsor, Nord
614
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615
00:52:23.199 --> 00:52:28.840
islands as there as the kind of
point in pointing down any one of these
616
00:52:28.880 --> 00:52:31.590
would make a fine country. There's
a big one with freedom written all over
617
00:52:31.710 --> 00:52:39.869
it. Smith's notices. It's Cuba. Cuba a okay, fly in the
618
00:52:39.949 --> 00:52:50.940
play. Excellent. I said hop
in and so and I think UBA.
619
00:52:51.500 --> 00:53:01.530
Thick, fog, very and it's
cataracts. Yeah, Mr Burns, talking
620
00:53:01.650 --> 00:53:08.250
to Jesus. So you say Bautista
has gone. Did you know that?
621
00:53:08.449 --> 00:53:13.840
Home? I have no idea.
Take us to whoever's in charge exactly.
622
00:53:14.800 --> 00:53:20.559
There's that. So batistas are the
military dictator installed by America. From nineteen
623
00:53:20.719 --> 00:53:27.949
fifty two to nineteen fifty nine.
Just before then we see Mr Bensign up
624
00:53:27.949 --> 00:53:32.909
the new Packard we've been hearing so
much about. The last Packard car was
625
00:53:32.989 --> 00:53:37.429
manufactured in Detroit in one thousand nine
hundred and fifty six. All right,
626
00:53:37.230 --> 00:53:44.300
so there's that Collier's magazine and batist. I think Burns just thinks it's F
627
00:53:44.579 --> 00:53:46.579
S Hmm, but I think there's. I think there's people out there at
628
00:53:46.619 --> 00:53:51.460
the minute, back to the Gammons, who also still think it's the S.
629
00:53:51.539 --> 00:53:53.539
Yeah, who are buying, all
right, in the body night people
630
00:53:53.539 --> 00:53:58.570
bought in nineteen seventy. Yeah,
and that's absolutely fine because they'll have to
631
00:53:58.650 --> 00:54:02.929
deal with ration in next ten years
in this country. So bimbat National Scaley,
632
00:54:04.329 --> 00:54:06.730
yeah, yeah, absolutely. I
didn't have to fucking do it,
633
00:54:07.130 --> 00:54:09.440
but yeah, but I think young
people should have to do it now.
634
00:54:10.559 --> 00:54:15.679
And Yeah, visit in and also, as I'll check it, in a
635
00:54:15.760 --> 00:54:23.079
Cuba. The purpose of visit is
it business. Our pleasure is still yeah,
636
00:54:23.309 --> 00:54:30.269
that's it. A Saturday, Castro
so, and so I was going
637
00:54:30.309 --> 00:54:35.070
to ask to mention it. You've
been a Cuba. I don't like to
638
00:54:35.110 --> 00:54:38.059
talk about it Tom as I'm sure
where. Yeah, have been to Cuba
639
00:54:38.059 --> 00:54:43.219
and absolutely loved it. Did you
visit for any of those stations? And
640
00:54:43.380 --> 00:54:49.260
did you eat any Canada water?
No, but there is shredded pork everywhere.
641
00:54:49.739 --> 00:54:53.329
I could as show you. Yeah, the I might have eaten donkey.
642
00:54:53.449 --> 00:54:57.730
I could have eaten donkey, I
don't know. But yeah, the
643
00:54:57.889 --> 00:55:02.409
food, the foods is limited in
Cuba, understandably because America just wants to
644
00:55:02.489 --> 00:55:08.320
destroy it because, again, they're
weird. But there's six hundred plots and
645
00:55:08.440 --> 00:55:17.039
conspiracies known of trying to kill Castro, including poison in his cigars and flying
646
00:55:17.159 --> 00:55:24.110
pigeons with bombs into his in to
his palace. That's like far irons is
647
00:55:24.190 --> 00:55:27.269
a little bit. Isn't a crow
with a bomb on it? Yeah,
648
00:55:27.590 --> 00:55:34.829
go on, brother Crow, find
up slags, blowing up boots, because
649
00:55:34.949 --> 00:55:37.900
the this cell condoms that make you
want to bang white girls. Yeah,
650
00:55:37.940 --> 00:55:44.059
yeah, absolutely, it's again.
Yeah, meets get Rachel to watch it,
651
00:55:44.139 --> 00:55:47.739
but she keeps and don't think she
thinks she'll get it. And we
652
00:55:47.860 --> 00:55:52.769
see an add well, it's an
advert. And if the door L Duffer,
653
00:55:52.969 --> 00:55:55.730
and don't guess, is that because
Cuba's got loads of its on little
654
00:55:55.969 --> 00:55:59.570
brands? Well, Kuba has to
have its own little brands. Yeah,
655
00:55:59.570 --> 00:56:05.280
important, important stuff, a nightmare. So Cuba, Cuban as its Cuba,
656
00:56:05.320 --> 00:56:09.360
has to to Beers, two main
beers and a couple of different soders,
657
00:56:09.360 --> 00:56:13.039
as the Americans would say, a
couple of different POPs, and there's
658
00:56:13.079 --> 00:56:15.840
no sugar attacks or anything like that
on them. And I think I had
659
00:56:15.920 --> 00:56:19.590
a kind of whatever their cola is. I want to say Pirate Cola or
660
00:56:19.630 --> 00:56:23.550
something like Buccaneer Cola. There's also
like a book in near Beer and and
661
00:56:23.710 --> 00:56:30.389
it's I was absolutely buzz Incola of
that. I was through the roof and
662
00:56:30.429 --> 00:56:32.579
a drink, a lot of Cola. Yeah, so, yeah, that
663
00:56:34.300 --> 00:56:38.019
they're very much their own, kind
of their own kind of you'll struggle to
664
00:56:38.099 --> 00:56:42.659
get anything. Yeah, thank you, but in Cuba, but it's a
665
00:56:42.739 --> 00:56:45.780
fantastic, fantastic country, such a
history, such a such a rich history
666
00:56:45.860 --> 00:56:52.570
of shooting one another. They drive
past this this boxing bout that's just happening
667
00:56:52.650 --> 00:56:57.090
with two blokes smoking as they box, smoking cigars as they box, which
668
00:56:57.130 --> 00:57:00.559
I loved. Famous for boxing,
of course, for gold and a bronze
669
00:57:00.800 --> 00:57:05.639
in Tokyo last year at the Olympics. Not Bad for a population of eleven
670
00:57:05.679 --> 00:57:12.079
million, and that's just the boxing
carmonades. Our nation is completely bank run.
671
00:57:12.760 --> 00:57:16.670
We have no choice but the amandon
communism. I know, I know,
672
00:57:16.989 --> 00:57:20.789
but we all love. From Day
One, this Mambo jumble would in
673
00:57:20.869 --> 00:57:27.150
fly for watching done and tell them
they're one. But Blas it didn't.
674
00:57:27.829 --> 00:57:30.860
In medical bread don't give you an
as so bad. Even then, the
675
00:57:30.980 --> 00:57:38.659
street after me and San Francisco,
it's full of what kind of tune two
676
00:57:38.699 --> 00:57:44.769
together for industry in South Francisco.
Yeah, one of the Castral district,
677
00:57:45.570 --> 00:57:50.170
one of the first gay neighborhoods in
the USA, and it's a kind of
678
00:57:50.210 --> 00:57:54.809
a still a beacon of lgbt activism
today. But it's not named after Fidel
679
00:57:54.889 --> 00:57:59.719
cast or. It's named after a
chap called Jose Castro. All Right,
680
00:57:59.920 --> 00:58:07.519
okay, I didn't know that.
I knew around century. Are So earlier
681
00:58:07.280 --> 00:58:12.909
then our friend feed at. I
mean that that's an extra layer of that
682
00:58:12.989 --> 00:58:15.429
joke that I didn't know. So
I always liked them when it's I thought
683
00:58:15.469 --> 00:58:19.710
it was something and it's I've thought
it's something the last twenty years and actually
684
00:58:19.750 --> 00:58:22.590
turns out with something else. Yeah, brilliant, just like it was.
685
00:58:22.630 --> 00:58:27.619
Like I think like a lot of
these play. It's like a kind of
686
00:58:27.699 --> 00:58:34.179
down a hill, working classic industrial
district and then, I think it I'm
687
00:58:34.219 --> 00:58:39.340
guessing now it's like a much more
kind of vibrant from the pictures I saw.
688
00:58:39.460 --> 00:58:45.449
Its hap vibrant, very full life. Yeah, that's great. Mr
689
00:58:45.570 --> 00:58:52.650
Burns is talking to to Castro.
It's so the islands not for sale.
690
00:58:52.690 --> 00:58:54.369
Will you at least put it to
live in your socialist paradise? You're talking
691
00:58:54.369 --> 00:59:01.119
about CORBA. They want preferential treatment
because of his fabulous wealth. Now,
692
00:59:02.039 --> 00:59:06.199
one thing that we did learn when
we're in Cuba is if you are not
693
00:59:06.840 --> 00:59:09.469
Cuban, if you if you do
not live in Cuba, you cannot buy
694
00:59:09.510 --> 00:59:17.429
a house. So if if you, let's say Tom you moved to Miami,
695
00:59:17.469 --> 00:59:20.510
because that's where they all go,
right. So let's say you move
696
00:59:20.590 --> 00:59:25.579
to Miami from Cuba and you wanted
to buy a house for your family in
697
00:59:25.860 --> 00:59:30.900
Cuba, back home, but you
wouldn't be able to, but you would
698
00:59:30.940 --> 00:59:35.260
be able to give them the money
to buy the house to a certain level.
699
00:59:35.820 --> 00:59:38.289
So you can give them a certain
amount of money only to help them
700
00:59:38.289 --> 00:59:43.130
buy a house. So it's it's
locked down very well, but at least
701
00:59:43.130 --> 00:59:45.050
it means that, you know,
it's not full of homes under the Hammer.
702
00:59:45.170 --> 00:59:49.769
ASSHOLES, you know, buying everything
up and renting it out, all
703
00:59:49.809 --> 00:59:54.360
these darks sortion amounts. Yeah,
exactly, darted buying these properties in London.
704
00:59:54.559 --> 01:00:00.559
That the correct because they are an
asset that a cree in value.
705
01:00:00.880 --> 01:00:04.719
Yet that's absolutely right. So that's
something that I saw. I didn't learn
706
01:00:04.719 --> 01:00:08.510
from the episodes and learn from from
going on a on a tour round Havana,
707
01:00:08.590 --> 01:00:15.190
which I would recommend absolutely anybody except
maybe Americans. You probably wouldn't enjoy
708
01:00:15.190 --> 01:00:20.070
it. You're American, could even
go. It's I know it's yeah,
709
01:00:20.230 --> 01:00:23.099
it's right. It's near impossible.
Yeah, to get from now. I
710
01:00:23.260 --> 01:00:30.739
was talking to Josh of super familiar
with the Wilson's and and he said,
711
01:00:30.139 --> 01:00:32.420
I said, look, you know, he's from Miami. So I said,
712
01:00:32.460 --> 01:00:36.489
oh well, look, Josh,
you'll have you know, you'll have
713
01:00:36.650 --> 01:00:40.409
a view, and he said it
says that. It says one of the
714
01:00:42.329 --> 01:00:45.969
favorite expressions that they do in Miami
is a euphemism for taking a shit.
715
01:00:46.329 --> 01:00:52.920
I'm sending a brown facts to Fidel
which I which I kind of like.
716
01:00:52.159 --> 01:00:57.880
It's better than breaking off a piece
of dirty spine. She is a which
717
01:00:57.920 --> 01:01:02.360
is a viz one, which is
a prophetosaurus. That's God like fat facts.
718
01:01:02.760 --> 01:01:13.389
Theres something fat. Yeah, s, yeah, absolutely. Castro wants
719
01:01:13.389 --> 01:01:15.550
to see the trillion dollar bill.
May I see it? No, you
720
01:01:15.590 --> 01:01:16.949
look with your eyes, not.
Yeah, Christ, I felt like I
721
01:01:17.070 --> 01:01:27.260
was like nine or ten again this
I am Mr Burns. I think we
722
01:01:27.300 --> 01:01:32.010
can trust the president of Cuba when
all im gus and now give it back.
723
01:01:32.250 --> 01:01:36.409
I'll give what back and then we
kind of smash cuts of them on
724
01:01:36.530 --> 01:01:42.610
this raft. Yeah, finally found
a country worth an America. Yeah,
725
01:01:43.250 --> 01:01:49.000
I know the answer that one,
Mr Bird says. Look, you know,
726
01:01:49.679 --> 01:01:53.400
I'm looking forward to going back to
oppression and harassment. Yeah, small
727
01:01:53.480 --> 01:01:58.760
price to pay for have been in
the lump of the Free Smith is.
728
01:01:58.800 --> 01:02:02.510
But, Sir An, your face
is some serious jail time. This is
729
01:02:02.550 --> 01:02:06.070
what. If it's a cradle of
one's country, I'm guilty. If it's
730
01:02:06.070 --> 01:02:07.349
quite a steal, a truly indollarcent
well, government, hand it to got
731
01:02:07.389 --> 01:02:12.309
means Cuba, I'll guilty of that
too. And if it's a crounter Broube,
732
01:02:12.349 --> 01:02:15.940
the jury, so help me,
I'll soon be guilty of that.
733
01:02:17.699 --> 01:02:22.820
That's and that's us and that's the
yeah, that's the episode. Really enjoyed
734
01:02:22.940 --> 01:02:30.610
that. Love, love anything Cuba
related anyway. Adore anything that's silly,
735
01:02:30.690 --> 01:02:34.690
kind of political stuff anyways, as
listeners, and of course, yeah,
736
01:02:34.730 --> 01:02:39.010
it's it's one of my talking about
everything we learned from the simpsons, the
737
01:02:39.130 --> 01:02:45.599
title of podcat any kind of political
stuff is yeah, what what I like
738
01:02:45.920 --> 01:02:50.920
to learn from the symptons? Same
here, and things like, yeah,
739
01:02:50.960 --> 01:02:55.679
cop things like and every looking up
things as well, like Collie's magazine.
740
01:02:57.280 --> 01:03:01.869
Yeah, I like old, defunct, dead things that people haven't thought about
741
01:03:01.949 --> 01:03:07.590
in decades. At Packard cars,
which every to guess if I lost something
742
01:03:07.630 --> 01:03:10.190
else about Cuba. Did you?
Did you see? Did you go in
743
01:03:10.269 --> 01:03:15.260
many old car? Yes, so
there's there's a there's a number of those
744
01:03:15.340 --> 01:03:20.420
kind of old US cars. But
what they don't tell you, because you
745
01:03:20.500 --> 01:03:23.619
know all those cars from the s. The engines on those things have died
746
01:03:23.780 --> 01:03:27.889
years and years. Oh yeah,
so the actual engine inside them are usually,
747
01:03:27.969 --> 01:03:34.849
you goes wow or Russian cars and
any kind of communist state. The
748
01:03:34.969 --> 01:03:38.769
avounds within the which, yeah,
well, we did see its fundly enough,
749
01:03:40.010 --> 01:03:44.519
like a an American cow, which
probably like a five the engine.
750
01:03:44.920 --> 01:03:50.480
Yeah, instead, cool mouth two
miles to the gallon on a on a
751
01:03:50.519 --> 01:03:55.349
Single Cup of Kery sin every sea. Yeah, close for this little ladder
752
01:03:55.429 --> 01:03:59.469
engine. Yeah, but there was
larders, there was, there was.
753
01:03:59.630 --> 01:04:01.710
There was a couple of scolders that
we saw which we assumed would have been
754
01:04:03.630 --> 01:04:06.349
bought to the East at some point
and then and then moved across. But
755
01:04:06.429 --> 01:04:11.219
yeah, it was. It was. It was basically old kind of s
756
01:04:11.739 --> 01:04:15.820
e s USSR and I'm an estate
car so I'm glad you asked me.
757
01:04:15.900 --> 01:04:19.500
I didn't. I'd completely for we
did really talk about the cars, did
758
01:04:19.539 --> 01:04:21.699
we are such but yeah, a
lot of them, a lot of them
759
01:04:21.739 --> 01:04:27.650
are just shells running on a different
engine, which is astonishing when you think
760
01:04:27.690 --> 01:04:31.289
about yeah, astonishing ingenuity of a
country, because they don't have a choice.
761
01:04:31.610 --> 01:04:35.210
What a country. Absolutely great,
great facts and probably won't make the
762
01:04:35.690 --> 01:04:42.880
cup dry. Who knows it?
Yeah, Ken, it's like an Alan
763
01:04:42.920 --> 01:04:46.760
Partridge. Fact of the day.
Crab sticks on actually ad of Crab?
764
01:04:47.000 --> 01:04:49.840
No, they haven't been since hudred
and eighty four or whatever. It is
765
01:04:50.199 --> 01:05:01.989
all crabs, crabs dicks. I
was watching you eat crumby crab sticks.
766
01:05:05.110 --> 01:05:08.980
I forget. I think it was
on inside and but I it's an episode
767
01:05:08.980 --> 01:05:16.179
of inside number round with northern actors
Julie Hausmond Holtch and Mark Bent and right.
768
01:05:16.260 --> 01:05:19.059
Okay, ring a bell. It
was them to I think it when
769
01:05:19.059 --> 01:05:24.010
they're in the train. Okay,
just been re watching those, haven't you
770
01:05:24.050 --> 01:05:30.289
said? Yeah, I watch the
twelve days of Christina. Watch that second
771
01:05:30.369 --> 01:05:32.329
time around. It wip be is
bad. It was worse. I've seen
772
01:05:32.369 --> 01:05:35.119
it twice. Yeah, I want
to watch no need to watch our guess.
773
01:05:35.480 --> 01:05:40.880
I don't know why it is,
but yeah, it broke me again.
774
01:05:42.239 --> 01:05:46.039
So reckon watching it though. Yeah. So, if you want to
775
01:05:46.079 --> 01:05:51.429
get us on the twitters, were
dancing around the twitters at see if I
776
01:05:51.469 --> 01:06:00.869
get this right this time. Every
Simpson pod correct about time. Every Simpson
777
01:06:00.309 --> 01:06:06.980
pod sinks pots. Yeah, we're
we take turns posting nonsense. And Yeah,
778
01:06:08.300 --> 01:06:11.900
I think of something related to the
Simpsons, I'll put it on,
779
01:06:12.099 --> 01:06:18.449
but yeah, don't. Yeah,
leave us a review anyway you can,
780
01:06:18.570 --> 01:06:23.449
please. Helps US get to other
podcast but most of will tell your pals.
781
01:06:23.489 --> 01:06:27.690
If you've got friend Likes Simpsons,
family member, tell them about what
782
01:06:27.809 --> 01:06:31.130
we're doing. Most of this won't
make any sense to American listeners, but
783
01:06:31.289 --> 01:06:34.599
the feedback that we've got from a
few American listeners is it's a bit of
784
01:06:34.639 --> 01:06:40.960
an eye opener in the nonsense that
goes on in the UKN So, look
785
01:06:41.239 --> 01:06:44.679
and a dad. Yeah, yeah, look, look for look forward to
786
01:06:44.760 --> 01:06:51.510
your war of the roses stamps.
Americans. Yeah, what country? But
787
01:06:51.670 --> 01:06:58.429
yet from me. Mark You,
Tom to final words, listeners, I'll
788
01:06:58.630 --> 01:07:01.900
I will just say I do off
very good. Yeah, nice one.
789
01:07:02.420 --> 01:07:09.619
Yeah, so join us next episode, where we will inexplicably of linked something
790
01:07:09.820 --> 01:07:15.650
to this to make it related,
possibly, or find something Scottish for Burns
791
01:07:15.690 --> 01:07:19.449
night. Who knows? Yet,
who knows? Yeah, thanks, Tom
792
01:07:19.530 --> 01:07:23.929
I enjoyed that as always. Yeah, let'sten. Thank you for listening,
793
01:07:24.090 --> 01:07:27.090
everyone. Yeah, Suah by
