Jessika: Welcome back.
Alyssa Moreno: Welcome back to Emo dolls. It's been a minute. And look, TBT
Jessika: Immidals.
Alyssa Moreno: shirt. Maybe we'll make more one of these days. Fun. my God.
Jessika: Who wants one? Who wants an emodol shirt? Drop comments.
Alyssa Moreno: Actually, our friend Izzy that we sit an emo dad
Jessika: Was he wearing his shirt?
Alyssa Moreno: to. No, he said a girl stole it from him. So now I have one left. I thought I might give it back to him because it's like his favorite shirt. Yeah. He said that he asked this girl to hold it. And then like she wouldn't give it back and he can't get it back from her now. I was like, well, I mean, I have one more
Jessika: Girlfriend
Alyssa Moreno: I now, like, we'll get you one. Like you don't have to like steal it, but he's he's like so
Jessika: We'll make you one.
Alyssa Moreno: upset about it. So I was like, I have one left, so I'll I'll send it to you or when I see you or whatever. So don't worry, Izzy. Yes.
Jessika: Izzy, don't worry. We got we got a shirt coming to you. so we've been A and yeah.
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah, sorry. Not totally our fault because A, it was my birthday thing, and then Jess got stuck in what was it DC?
Jessika: So on the way down I got stuck in DC. So a little recap for you guys. I went and surprised Alyssa for her birthday. Thank you, Danny, again for
Alyssa Moreno: She yeah. She jumped out of the back of Danny's like SUV, like the Kinjong guy from the hangover. In the desert. That's basically what she jumped out. I had actually
Jessika: dead.
Alyssa Moreno: had no idea. And I normally can like guess a little something. I had no idea. So I was excited.
Jessika: Yep. So I jumped out. but on the way down on the way down sorry, Ryan Cabrera moment. that was a jam. Try back Thursday, T V D.
Alyssa Moreno: On the way down. that was a jam back in the day. Yeah. Yeah.
Jessika: so on the way down my flight got delayed due to the battery in the plane being dead because just like a car, a plane has a battery. So then
Alyssa Moreno: Why my head went straight to like my vibrator, but it's fine.
Jessika: So then I I because of that, my next flight, my connecting flight in DC, I missed it. So I had to go hang out in DC for four hours before I got down to West Palm. But on my way back, first my flight got canceled. So you know how we thought it was for weather? It got it was getting delayed because of weather. And then American Airlines entire IT system went
Alyssa Moreno: Pay them.
Jessika: down. And all flights were grounded that night, so I wouldn't have been able to get out anyway. So then I went the next day and I got bumped twice.
Alyssa Moreno: Tell how much credit you got.
Jessika: I got three thousand dollars in flight credits, so psh your girl's hood rich in airport money.
Alyssa Moreno: don't forget about the little people over here that are not hood rich in some credit c credits from American Airlines, even though I hate them. My dad worked for them all growing up and I like they're the worst airline ever. They didn't
Jessika: I I'm like, God damn. That's the thing, I'm like, fuck. I had to get
Alyssa Moreno: used to be that bad, but they're like bad now. And their planes are old and smelly.
Jessika: I was looking, like 'cause like they offered me really cheap upgrades to first class. So I looked at the first class seats and I was like, these don't even look first class. There's no lay down.
Alyssa Moreno: No, they're janky as fuck. Like they're like, for two dollars and a piece of gum, you can go to first class. No.
Jessika: 'Cause nobody else wants to.
Alyssa Moreno: No, it's like crazy though, because like growing up, like again all in the 90s, 2000s, my dad worked for them and like we would get first class to like international, like to New York, like whatever. And like it was like so nice. They'd give you like a nice breakfast if it was an early morning flight. Like, they don't be doing shit like that anymore. And like
Jessika: they don't be doing anything anymore.
Alyssa Moreno: All them fucking seats are janky as
Jessika: I w
Alyssa Moreno: fuck.
Jessika: I want them to bring back when flying on an airline was like a luxurious experience.
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah, instead of like shower caps and s fucking what it I'm trying to say.
Jessika: shower caps. Girl, it is hard to find a shower cap.
Alyssa Moreno: I know we never got ours delivered. I'm sorry, sleeping caps and pajamas and I mean, I don't think anybody should have to dress up like in a bugging suit or anything, but like man, they'd be coming to the airport like while in.
Jessika: I still, even when I'm going to the airport dressed comfortably for a flight, I right. Like I still look.
Alyssa Moreno: I have my cutest cutest like leggings on and stuff. Cute and presentable. Yeah. Like these ones look like they just rolled out to bed and onto the tarmac, basically. But what are you gonna do? Yeah, long story short. That was it.
Jessika: Yeah. It's I don't understand. But yeah, so our catch up for the week. We we did that. I went down there. I feel like I should go grab the picture to show them the medieval times.
Alyssa Moreno: Which one? yeah, I gotta short grab it.
Jessika: I mean B R B. Alright. So for Alyssa's birthday, went down and surprised her and we went to the medieval times dinner dinner.
Alyssa Moreno: We slayed that shit. We went as donkey, dragon, and the fucking gingerbre gingy.
Jessika: G G
Alyssa Moreno: It was so fun. Honestly, that was such a good birthday.
Jessika: That was so much fun. That was such a great like
Alyssa Moreno: And you know damn well my girls got me VIP at medieval times because we don't do anything not VIP. I think we did something like one time without VIP and we were like, ooh, str trash.
Jessika: Yeah. so yeah, we did the VIP and Alyssa and I the night both threw us flowers.
Alyssa Moreno: And she got like the little sash that's like queen of the section or something. And I'm like, it's my birthday, but it's
Jessika: The the the knight's favor.
Alyssa Moreno: fine. It's fine. Our night was boring anyway, so whatever. Yeah,
Jessika: He was boring. We were cheering for another night.
Alyssa Moreno: the Viking daddy and Danny got his number.
Jessika: Viking daddy and he ended up being the winner of the tournament.
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah, and then Danny was like, I'm had a few shots, I'll go get
Jessika: was like Viking Daddy.
Alyssa Moreno: his number. So she got the winner of the tournament's number. So that's our girl. Danny, like
Jessika: Yes.
Alyssa Moreno: Danny's good at that show. She upgraded anyone's number. Ain't no she'll be it might take her a second to be like, Hey, like you should go do it. And then she'll be like, All right, I'll do it. But like she's good at it. She gets everybody's numbers.
Jessika: well I mean she's like hi I'm Danny, here's my number and it's like Yes He
Alyssa Moreno: I know. Okay.
Jessika: immediately we're like, I wonder how long it's gonna take him to text her and it was like we're not even out of the parking lot and he's like
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah, like we like just got into the car and it was like sup or hay or something like that. But he did not end up coming to hang out with us, which is fine. But she got his number and that's pretty cool. So yeah, he was tired though,
Jessika: Yeah, next time she's in Orlando.
Alyssa Moreno: and I get it, because they'd be they'd be doing their acting like a wrestler. Like they have their like he was all sweaty
Jessika: Well, right.
Alyssa Moreno: and like out of breath at the end. That's a lot of work. I haven't personally jousted, but
Jessika: Right. It is a lot of work. It's I love that you said that because I was watching SummerSlam and I was like, This is just like that's what I said. I was like,
Alyssa Moreno: It reminds me so much of wrestling. Yeah.
Jessika: this is like medieval times. It's like the same thing.
Alyssa Moreno: I know. And I loved wrestling growing up, so that makes sense. I don't know why I was like dinner in a tournament.
Jessika: I did too. And then I w I watched SummerSlam the other night and I was like, why did I stop watching wrestling? 'Cause
Alyssa Moreno: I know, I should start watching it again.
Jessika: it's actually really fun.
Alyssa Moreno: I don't even know all the new like old characters, wrestlers or whatever. But there's some old ones that are still on there though. Who?
Jessika: I don't know the characters either. Now it's like the rock's cousin.
Alyssa Moreno: The pebble? Really?
Jessika: No, they're really it's like legit The Rock's cousin. He just won the heavyweight champion. And he looks just
Alyssa Moreno: I didn't even know he had a cousin. I know his dad was a wrestler.
Jessika: yeah, he looks just like The Rock, but skinnier.
Alyssa Moreno: Weird.
Jessika: And he sounds just like The Rock.
Alyssa Moreno: That's kind of weird though. Like get your own they all have like their own like little
Jessika: Can you smell what the rock is cooking?
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah, but like they all have like their own like persona personality type like characters.
Jessika: Ja
Alyssa Moreno: So like I kinda think that's weird that he like kinda went and did exactly what his cousin did.
Jessika: Well, it's n I don't think he's trying to do exactly what his cousin's doing. It's just he happens to literally look just like him. Yeah, you gotta look him up. It's crazy. Anyway
Alyssa Moreno: I'm gonna have to look him up. Alrighty, so after I catch up, what else? What else?
Jessika: Well, what else did you do with the rest of your week? Because we just talked about it off screen. Alyssa then went to a pool party.
Alyssa Moreno: I went to an emo pool party and yeah, I played some bangers.
Jessika: I was gonna say, was the music good?
Alyssa Moreno: The music was good. The crowd was good. at one point, like they were doing the da-da-da-da-da. And ever and it was raining, and we were also like hitting the water. Okay, I wasn't hitting the water, but other people were to the beat of it. It was of cool. it was just
Jessika: Okay, that's fun.
Alyssa Moreno: it was a good time. I had fun and then we left early because we it was kind of like almost an hour south of us. So we wanted to get back. And then small ass world as usual. three of the people that I thought were just party guests or whatever at the emo pool party. And then one guy that was like DJing that I guess is local here that I didn't know. I've seen him around, but I don't know, I didn't know he was local. I get to like 45 minutes north of there to the Del Rey Ten Roof, and we walk in, and three of those pool party guests are a band playing that night at Ten Roof, and that Matt DJ guy was on stage because he's friends with them. And what a fucking small world. I had no idea that they had left the party early to go do that. So Cool, and they they were good, they were from Nashville, I believe, originally, and I forget their names, but
Jessika: Okay. Lots of music in Nashville.
Alyssa Moreno: I know I need to go to Nashville, I still haven't, but that's one place I haven't been, so turn that off. besides that,
Jessika: I wish I liked Nashville more.
Alyssa Moreno: I just want to go once because just because I
Jessika: Yeah.
Alyssa Moreno: haven't been, but like maybe like a one night thing and then like go over to Gallenberg or something like that, because I love Gallenberg. I mean.
Jessika: Yeah, I've been twice and well, maybe you can come with me to Tasha's wedding and we could do that. Yeah. Excuse me.
Alyssa Moreno: Maybe I could be your plus one. I love being a plus one. A plus one one. All right. So let's get this emo news today. Enough with us.
Jessika: All right, let's start off with Did you hear MySpace is coming back?
Alyssa Moreno: Yes. And then Tony from fucking Expired Optimism is like giving me straight facts of why it probably won't work. And I'm like, let me live in my deluland because I love my space so much. I'm gonna be coding. I'm gonna have them glitters falling.
Jessika: I was gonna say, what do you mean won't work? It's gonna work. It's a t it was a time, it was a vibe.
Alyssa Moreno: I loved it. I w I can't wait to put my music on my playlist and who's gonna be on your top eight.
Jessika: That's that's what I was gonna say. I know you're gonna be at the top of my top eight, but who else is
Alyssa Moreno: If I'm not number one, I'm gonna get a new co-host because I'm like petty like that.
Jessika: You will she really is. You will be number one on my top eight. And then next
Alyssa Moreno: Yes. Thank you. So
Jessika: will be the emo dolls My Space page.
Alyssa Moreno: Yep. And then number three, I'm gonna say probably a Lacey boy. Maybe just Lacey, the band
Jessika: Okay, okay.
Alyssa Moreno: will be number three. The number four moments of. Unless Lacey pisses me off, because sometimes they do, then it's like boom, moments of is being switched. Y'all know how fast I will fucking change up on your asses. And then obviously
Jessika: It's a it's
Alyssa Moreno: Chris Caraba said that I'm the number one fan. that's another thing. My
Jessika: yeah.
Alyssa Moreno: beautiful. Emo's not dead, Cruise community, and then Jessica, and well, she's part of it too. And then Danny, she's part of it. They all got together and got me a cameo from Chris Caraba from Dashboard. And he literally gave me like all the dad puns, which I was excited about. Like the hope this is hands down the best birthday ever.
Jessika: Hands down the best birthday.
Alyssa Moreno: he said something about I liked how he said, I hope you all have fun slain at medieval times, which I'm like, okay, pop off. And then he said, To the biggest dashboard fan. So like let one person argue with me say they're either the biggest because I will pop that video out so quick and be like, well that's weird because Chris Caraba said, I am. So boom, bam, you're dead. You'll get a new favorite band because I'm number one. So yeah, then it would be Chris Caraba because we're besties.
Jessika: It's so true. Yep. And yeah, if you go to the emo dolls YouTube page and it's not under the vodcast, but just under the emo dolls, you can see the full video with the cameo from Chris Caraba.
Alyssa Moreno: I love him. Thank you, Chris. also, I got two, of course. Like, wow, I'm shocked. Jared Leto accused of sexual misconduct by 10 women. He's the nine.
Jessika: I swear we have talked about this before and his weird ass fucking cults.
Alyssa Moreno: We did yeah, no, we did a scene court on him before because
Jessika: Yeah.
Alyssa Moreno: I was like, maybe we should scene court him and I'm like, wait, we already did that, his cult and how weird they are. And then also Simon O'Connor, the guitarist of Modest Mouse and also of MGMT, which I actually didn't know that, got outed for sending a suggested DM to a sixteen year old girl that's like a fan or something like that too. So I'm absol are we shocked? It's about as shocking
Jessika: wait, wait, I got
Alyssa Moreno: what?
Jessika: I I got another one because Ronnie Radke just called out the guitarist of Sleeping with Sirens again, I believe, and said
Alyssa Moreno: Wait, like Katie Maloney's boyfriend?
Jessika: possibly and said that it should be renamed Sleeping with Minors. And Ronnie Radke
Alyssa Moreno: Ooh, wow. Okay, okay, okay.
Jessika: doesn't come without receipts.
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah. No, he I will say that he usually has some backup of some shit. So like, yikes.
Jessika: Speaking of Roddy Radke, Elizabeth took this beautiful picture in the warped pour.
Alyssa Moreno: Let me see if I can find it. It's my god. Okay. First of all, this little janky fucking booth to take photos in. I went in by myself to take it. It doesn't really it just starts snapping. It doesn't do like a 3, 2, 1. Literally caught me off guard. I look like Ronnie Radke on it. Like the greasiest Ronnie Radke mugshot ever. Let me see if I can find it. And you know damn well I had to fucking like, I'm gonna put it on my story. I tagged him. Y'all, look, I look like Ronnie
Jessika: god. She tagged him. She tagged him. She's like Roddy Radke.
Alyssa Moreno: Radke. Wait, let me see. No, and then I put like right next to it and was like, I'm gonna tell my kids this is Ronnie Rodkey. I really did look like him though, but it's fine. I just feel like
Jessika: my god.
Alyssa Moreno: I'm that none of this stuff is kind of a shocker. It's kind of like, breaking news, fork found in kitchen type of thing when it comes to this misconduct. Shit found in toilet.
Jessika: No, seriously, but Jared let out and nobody's surprised. Shit bounded.
Alyssa Moreno: Literally like shocking news.
Jessika: Like, let's face the facts, guys. If you have a band that you love that's been around since the inception of emo music, chances are chances are there's an accusation against them.
Alyssa Moreno: Yep. So yeah, we have that. I don't I don't know if you were a fan of them. I think we've talked about them before. I really like the band Modern Baseball. Do you know really know any them? Okay, well, they haven't done anything in forever, but I they took like a hiatus since like 2017 and like a couple of the band members have done their own little things, which I don't really even know. But the lead singer from modern baseball, Brent Lucas, opened for Jeff Rosenstock in Chicago. And he literally hasn't done anything since 2017. so they're like hinting at like a reunion, which I was like
Jessika: Ooh, we love a reunion.
Alyssa Moreno: and then they also announced random as fuck. I don't know if it has anything to do with this or what, but I found out that they are now selling modern baseball merch at Zoomies. And I actually saw a really cute shirt that said like MOBO I want it. So I gotta go on there.
Jessika: I love zoomings.
Alyssa Moreno: I didn't even honestly I have 'cause I'm there's like no malls around here anymore except for like forty five minutes south and I just don't I buy everything online. I I didn't even know Zoomies was still around. So I'm excited about that.
Jessika: yeah. my oldest worked at Zoomies for a little bit last Christmas season. so I know.
Alyssa Moreno: We hate retail. Hate retail.
Jessika: I hated breaking retail. I don't know if you caught any of the fun clips on Instagram, reels, or on the TikTok, but Andy from Black Veil Brides was an official like interviewer at Warp Tour in Long Beach two weekends ago. my
Alyssa Moreno: I did not, but I love this.
Jessika: so he did everything like Like very sarcastic. Like he would sit down and be like Holy Wars. He was like, Did anybody ever tell you that you look like and sh he called the lead singer by some guy's name and they got up and walked out and then Kellen quit
Alyssa Moreno: This is remind of in between the ferns with what is that guy's name? Zag Aliphonakis. I love that. It's like
Jessika: That's exactly what it was. That's exactly what it was. So
Alyssa Moreno: funny, sarcastic, but also like that you make they make it feel real. Yeah.
Jessika: Right. So Kellen Quinn was like, dude, I thought we were friends. And he's like, We are friends, man. Now let's talk about your hair. And he's like,
Alyssa Moreno: Ha ha ha.
Jessika: You said we wouldn't talk about my hair. And it's like, I don't know if Kellen was really storming off or
Alyssa Moreno: I know you can't tell and I love that very much. Like I'm gonna have to look that up.
Jessika: So those are really good and everybody needs to go watch them and Andy needs to be at every warp tour doing that.
Alyssa Moreno: Do more of those. I would be a guest on that between the ferns.
Jessika: But like speaking of warp tour Long Beach, unfortunately, very sad news. a fan died after suffering a like major traumatic brain injury that we're assuming was in the pit. His parents are trying to piece together everything that happened. They got him to the hospital. Yeah, they got him to the hospital.
Alyssa Moreno: For a lawsuit. No, damn well.
Jessika: I guarantee you that's what they're doing is collecting evidence for a lawsuit.
Alyssa Moreno: One hundred percent. Yeah.
Jessika: he had multiple surgeries before passing.
Alyssa Moreno: I exceeded.
Jessika: Can you imagine like your whole life you wanted to go to Warp Tour, you didn't get to, you finally get to go to Warp Tour and you die in the mosh pit?
Alyssa Moreno: No, that would be terrible.
Jessika: It's like how many times do we joke and say, like, I can die now? I can die happy 'cause
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah, like so won't you kill me so I die happy type thing.
Jessika: So like
Alyssa Moreno: yeah, but maybe we should do another episode on mosh pit etiquette. I can't say the word. Yeah. Yeah.
Jessika: Another one on Moshpa etiquette. Yeah, we keep teaching you guys you don't listen.
Alyssa Moreno: No, maybe y'all should like share us more and comment at the bottom and share with all your friends and subscribe and so people
Jessika: yeah, and subscribe 'cause we forgot to tell you that at the beginning.
Alyssa Moreno: know and be safe in the mosh pit. Any more news? I have one more which is gonna lead us into or like our little topic today.
Jessika: I the only other piece of news I have is Avenge Sevenfold has up some new music and apparently not everybody likes it. So go check it out and let us know what you think. It's it's definitely a different
Alyssa Moreno: I haven't heard it yet, so I'm gonna have to go. Did you listen to it yet?
Jessika: sound. I just heard a little bit. Definitely a different
Alyssa Moreno: Because
Jessika: sound. It sounds almost more like gothic electronic.
Alyssa Moreno: Man, when they be throwing that electronic and I don't like that shit. I hate electronic type stuff. yeah.
Jessika: You lost me at electronic.
Alyssa Moreno: I love that song backcountry. So like that's such a jam. That is a fucking jam. well, my news that'll bring us into our main topic today is while I was at my pool party this weekend, so I met a new friend named Eric, my little gay friend I told you about, and he doesn't know any type of Emo music. Also, I just found out he used to skate for Disney on ice, which is another like he sent me some videos of it.
Jessika: my gosh, was he a prince?
Alyssa Moreno: I don't remember what he was, honestly.
Jessika: I need to know who he was friends with.
Alyssa Moreno: I'll send you the video of it. Like, but like I was like, wait, what? Because like I've honestly he has like a corporate job now, but he's like, Yeah, back when I was like a professional ice skater, and I was like, wait, what? And he's like, I never told you that. He's like, Yeah, I used to like travel with Disney on ice. I'm like, that's fucking cool.
Jessika: That's fun.
Alyssa Moreno: Really cool. So then he came to my birthday thing, even though like he doesn't know emo music, he got a ticket and he had so much fun. But he like started like a little like he kept doing Shazam and like making a playlist of songs he's gonna learn because like he decided he wants to be emo and likes it too. But he goes, Is yellow card emo? And I went, they're like considered like that, but like A, I hate them. And he goes, Because I know a song by them. Cause they have a song with the Dixie Chicks and I went, the fuck?
Jessika: Okay, so correction. We like yellow card, we don't like Ryan Key.
Alyssa Moreno: No, yeah. But I like a couple of songs, but I had no idea that and it's not the Dixie Chicks, it's Natalie the lead singer, but I had no
Jessika: Okay.
Alyssa Moreno: idea that I've heard this song before and it's her because like it doesn't really say like featuring Natalie unless you like Google into it. And it's called hold on. I had to go. I made a little playlist for this. It's called How I Go. And it's on their like lights and sounds album, which I never knew. So then I'm like, What other kind of weird ass collabs do I not know about with my like favorite bands? so I made like a little like listening thing, which are we gonna have to are we gonna have to fight with the YouTube over this? Probably that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Jessika: I always have to fight with YouTube every week with any music that we put in.
Alyssa Moreno: Right. Let me go to my playlist I made for today. Playlist. that episode, okay. Okay. And she does, she doesn't I don't think she really even has her own part, but she sings like the chorus with him a lot. And like I just
Jessika: Okay.
Alyssa Moreno: it's wild because I never knew it was her. And you keep me everybody floating along the eyes of melody comes to my thing. It's like a company drum, keeping the time while the symphony strong Again doesn't have
Jessika: Definitely not the best sound.
Alyssa Moreno: No, no, no. But she, I didn't even, I've heard that song before and I've heard like the girl in the background, but I didn't know that that was the lead senior of Dixie Chicks. So randomness
Jessika: That's so interesting.
Alyssa Moreno: fuck. So my next one, which probably you've heard of because you're a really big Fallout boy fan, but like I'm not, I don't hate them. I just don't really know them.
Jessika: Is it the demi lavato?
Alyssa Moreno: No, it is the Elton John. Yeah, and it's actually pretty good. It's called so I guess they did like an album in 2013 called like Save Rock and Roll. And it's I maybe like a they raise money for something because there's kind of like a I don't don't quote me on this like an Ethiopian kid on the front or something like I don't know. but they have a song with Elton John called this one is called Save Rock and Roll and it was in 2013. It's a little
Jessika: I can picture the cover. I know exactly what.
Alyssa Moreno: Ethiopian guy. I don't actually know what it it I'm just for a for a penny a day, it Fallout Boy.
Jessika: So Fallout Boy loves to do side quests.
Alyssa Moreno: do they?
Jessika: yeah. So I was actually gonna mention a couple of the Fallout Boy ones that I know, like Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, like
Alyssa Moreno: No, I have some of those, so don't say I'm young. Well, no, I don't have the Fallout Boywood Taylor Swift one. I have a different one with a Taylor Swift.
Jessika: so so Fallout Boy, well, Patrick did a song with Taylor on one of her albums as a vault track. But then also very much famously at the Victoria's Secrets fashion show, Taylor Swift performed My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark with Fallout.
Alyssa Moreno: Nice. I do love a good little collab. this one is with where did it go? Fallout boy. Did I that's the one I didn't put on because I have two for that same album. That was crazy.
Jessika: yeah, no follow up boy loves a side quest.
Alyssa Moreno: That I never know, but here, we still have it though. Okay. Those actually look like Angelina Julie's kids, so they do. Maybe not Ethiopian. I'm terrible. But y'all know what I meant for a penny a day.
Jessika: For twenty five cents a day, you too.
Alyssa Moreno: So if I go to a minute. I
Jessika: Can save rock and roll.
Alyssa Moreno: love Ellen John.
Jessika: We I love Elton John.
Alyssa Moreno: Me too. Yeah Yellow Brick Road is probably one of my favorite songs of all time. It's so good. Tiny Dancer. Yeah, because of
Jessika: Tiny Dancer Tony Danza
Alyssa Moreno: Home McClose Tone and Dancer. That's I love that too. But it also reminds me of Almost Famous, which is like one of our favorite movies. So
Jessika: Always yeah, always always reminding us of almost famous.
Alyssa Moreno: the next one that is from the same album with Fallout Boy is Big Sean, the rapper. These are so crazy. I've never heard of these. let me go to if you go to two minutes and fifteen seconds, because I looked at this stuff so we didn't have to try to guess. Yeah, I know you said I could call me less I'm dying. Well I'm driving and I can't stop staring at my eyelids. But even though my eyes close, I still see you. I just hope that when you see me, I'm not see through. You know how we do. Sometimes I swear I need a day just for me to lay with some TNA. But the way we the way we do is deeper, baby, straight up chemistry. Would have never guessed big Sean did a song with Fallout Boy.
Jessika: Right.
Alyssa Moreno: this one I end up putting on my playlist because I really, really like it. It is Weezer with Lil Wayne. Never would I put those two together. This one is called Can't Stop Partying and it came out in 2009. And we will go to that one next. I also I don't like a lot of Rob, but I really like Lil Wayne.
Jessika: Okay, what's with all the rap crossovers?
Alyssa Moreno: I don't know. Do you remember do you know the remember the I didn't put it on the list because it's so fucking old and not actually like alternative, but remember fucking Tim McGraw and Nelly?
Jessika: my god.
Alyssa Moreno: That song drove me nuts. I absolutely fucking hated it. It was like that over and over again.
Jessika: Well, 'cause I was telling you too about the simple plan, big sh simple plan and Sean Paul.
Alyssa Moreno: What was the name of it? Ashanapala.
Jessika: gosh. Paradise something. I'll look it up. Simple Plan Sean Paul. Summer Paradise. I've got it. Let's
Alyssa Moreno: sorry, I just sorry.
Jessika: No, I just f What am I doing? Sorry, I break my phone. Yeah. Mink as I'm lifting up above the clouds away from you. yeah, that's Pierre Bouvet. That's cute.
Alyssa Moreno: Like that a sh a Shanapala.
Jessika: Shana Bala Simple Blu. hi, where'd Alyssa go?
Alyssa Moreno: My god. Just fell off out of nowhere. We're gonna have to edit that one out. Holy shit. We're good. We're back. Yeah.
Jessika: Welcome back to Emo Dolls.
Alyssa Moreno: So this is the can't stop party in Weezer.
Jessika: Weezer.
Alyssa Moreno: And my life is beautiful. And my girls are mutual. Okay, bitches, please are in a species. Please don't shoot me down because I'm an endangered species. My night's just hard. I love it. Also, when he says we're not an endangered species, it reminded me of that you and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, brother. Damn, that was a jam too.
Jessika: Ain't nothing but mammals Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Waffle House
Alyssa Moreno: And I getting horny now. That song?
Jessika: like my waffle house dash browns.
Alyssa Moreno: my god, I forgot about that. Also, why were we listening to that? That's a weird song.
Jessika: Want you smothered, once you covered like my waffle hersh has brought.
Alyssa Moreno: And why are we listening to that? Is beyond me. Is that the Bloodhound gang? I didn't
Jessika: bloodhound gang? That's the bloodhound gang.
Alyssa Moreno: even realize that. Also, do you remember the butthole surfers? No, I am not the producer of the butthole surfers. Producer of surfers.
Jessika: We need to get you a t shirt. Battle server.
Alyssa Moreno: I liked that one song by them. It's like called The Fountain or something like that.
Jessika: Bam.
Alyssa Moreno: It's so good. we have Bring Me the Horizon and Ed Sharon. They did
Jessika: Well.
Alyssa Moreno: a remix for remember the song Bad Habits?
Jessika: Yeah.
Alyssa Moreno: It's actually pretty good as well, but it's I mean, it's he already had that song.
Jessika: I I'm gonna need you to send me this playlist.
Alyssa Moreno: I know they're pretty good. let me see. Bring me the horizon. Bad habits. Let me see. Let me go two minutes in. It's good. I love that. Yeah. I also love like you know I love like a emo goes
Jessika: Okay. All right. I dig it. I dig it.
Alyssa Moreno: pop bullshit like type thing. So
Jessika: I same pop goes punk.
Alyssa Moreno: this one's already on my playlist, but and you might know it, but Jelly Roll and Falling in Reverse, all my life. I love that song. I don't
Jessika: Yes, yes, I did know that one, yeah.
Alyssa Moreno: know if anyone else knows that song. They should. let me get On on. What where are we going? Jelly roll, one minute comes in. Please cut me some flat and you want me my house. That's yeah, that's a jam. I love that. And actually bunnies in that video too. They're all like dressed Western and like Ronnie Radkey and everything. It's pretty cool music video. I like it. this
Jessika: I've seen it. No, it is a good music video. It is. That just came out a couple of years ago.
Alyssa Moreno: yeah, probably like less than two. I didn't look at the year for that, but yeah. this one I can't stand. And I love both of them, but that it's just stupid. me from Taylor Swift and Britannierie from Panic at the Disco, it's literally dumb as fuck. But we'll play it for them because my god. Yeah,
Jessika: It's definitely not my favorite song off the lover album.
Alyssa Moreno: no it's stupid. Come on with me. It's gonna be like me. I'm gonna switch it to that stupid part that's like
Jessika: One of these things is not like the other. Yeah. Spelling is fun.
Alyssa Moreno: Or they can start doing the ABCs or something. I hate it. It's stupid.
Jessika: Yeah, Taylor also has Castle Crumbling with Hailey Williams of Paramore.
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah, no, they're besties, of course.
Jessika: So Tae Tay like collects emos like infinity stones. We definitely have
Alyssa Moreno: I think we I think we've talked about how she's just she's like the Capybara of Emo. She gets along with every genre. So we'll name her. She is. I should also draw up a Capybara version of Haley Williams and send it to her. I might do that. That'll be my next art project because
Jessika: I love that.
Alyssa Moreno: our friend of mine was asking me what was my last art project, and I was like, I don't know. And I haven't been feeling inspired, but now I'm doing feeling inspired for a Capybara that looks like Hayley Williams. Got it.
Jessika: I love it.
Alyssa Moreno: This is actually a jam too, and it's a remix of her already done song, Demi Lovato, but with Bert McCracken.
Jessika: how have I not heard this?
Alyssa Moreno: I had to like I did some Googling today because I didn't want just like the usuals and then like I did some searching and I was like, whoa, this is good. give your heart a break, the rock version with Jimmy
Jessika: I love that sock.
Alyssa Moreno: Lovato and Robbie the Used. Let's see. He comes in at I think fifty-five seconds.
Jessika: I actually like that song too, so that's wild.
Alyssa Moreno: It's a good one. Like that one.
Jessika: I know, it's hard to hear. I'm gonna do some fancy editing.
Alyssa Moreno: Okay. I think I have like two more. I'm sure there's a million more, but I figured we have to we only have a certain amount of time.
Jessika: while you're looking at those, I'm just gonna share with everybody that I finished my trifecta of May Day albums. Yes so I have
Alyssa Moreno: Love it. God, I love those covers so much. Love, love, love.
Jessika: So this one is the the Tor exclusive that is numbered in the corner, one of three hundred. And I caught the guitar pick. So I've got that in there with some of the confetti from the show 'cause
Alyssa Moreno: What'd you do? Just like open the plastic just a little bit to slip in the guitar pick. you can open okay. One little tiny slit. Put it in there. Remind reminded me of Cl what is that game
Jessika: Yeah, the plastic is like it's got a little yeah, it had a little safety cover on it. So
Alyssa Moreno: on Price is right? The Clinko Blinko game? Is it
Jessika: Plinko.
Alyssa Moreno: Clinko? That's what I pictured you doing at the top.
Jessika: Yeah, it was blinkoing. so I've got I've got that one. That one's really, really cool. And that's the sweet album. And then for sad, I have the limited red ripple cut color D2C exclusive. So I believe this is also one of 300, if not one of 150.
Alyssa Moreno: Nice.
Jessika: and then this the last one, the sugar. I got this one is a really pretty pink that was exclusive to Newberry Comics and was one of 300. So
Alyssa Moreno: Hmm. I literally love those fucking covers so much.
Jessika: I do too. And the back's so pretty.
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah. honestly, the other two songs, we don't even have to play them, but if you want to look them up, A Day to Remember and a guy named Hardy. They have a song called Radio Song, which is good. Jess, I'm gonna send you this, so don't even worry. And
Jessika: Okay. All right.
Alyssa Moreno: then All Time Low does their song Monster with Dimi Lovato, which is really good too.
Jessika: I think I have heard.
Alyssa Moreno: That one's pretty good too. But that brings us to our sad girl song of the day. Do you want to go first?
Jessika: Sure, so today I Fallout Boy.
Alyssa Moreno: Shocker. Actually spill canvas would have been shocker, but
Jessika: was gonna say, come on. So I it up a second ago, but then I was searching for that Sean Paul simple plan. So we're
Alyssa Moreno: Sean Kingston. Mm-hmm.
Jessika: just gonna go back to we are kicking it old school with Grand Theft Autumn.
Alyssa Moreno: Her daughter was named after that.
Jessika: No.
Alyssa Moreno: It wasn't.
Jessika: My daughter was named after from Autumn to Ashes, but close.
Alyssa Moreno: Why did I think it was Script Theft Autumn? Her son's name is
Jessika: It was r feta from autumn to ashes.
Alyssa Moreno: after the movie Goodwill Hunting. He's hunter. Yes, something. Just yeah.
Jessika: Or the deer hunter. He wasn't named after anything, let's be real. I just liked that name. But Autumn was from Autumn to Ashes. so it goes, Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Maybe he won't find out what I know. You were the last good thing about this part of town. Boom boy tonight. I hope he is a gentleman.
Alyssa Moreno: I feel like my little John and Keller said that about me.
Jessika: Maybe he won't find out what I know. You were the last good thing about this part of town.
Alyssa Moreno: won't find out what I know for the last good thing about this part of town
Jessika: When I wake
Alyssa Moreno: Where?
Jessika: up, I'm really gonna take my chances home. It's for you. I should be here. I love that song so much. It like totally takes me back to high school.
Alyssa Moreno: It's like an emo night staple. Emo night staple for real. I love that thing. Yeah.
Jessika: It yeah, it takes me back to high school like immediately. So what's your sad girl song of the week?
Alyssa Moreno: actually a new song from Mayday Parade. I'm pretty sure from the sugar album. it's called Lying to Myself. And it's man, I just I've always liked Mayday Parade, but like
Jessika: I just love me some May Day.
Alyssa Moreno: I've gotten more obsessed with them like in the past like five years. Like they're just so good.
Jessika: I can't wait to see them on the boat.
Alyssa Moreno: Me either ever. so some of the lyrics is don't pretend it's something we're not and I won't pretend I to care anymore. Spend the truth because that or you can't take. It's like nothing really matters in the end. I set this up with confidence, it only ends in loneliness. Derek, who broke you? I love you. Who broke you? Derek, my heart. I wanna interview him so bad.
Jessika: We love Derek. So bad. So well, we're going to on the boat this year.
Alyssa Moreno: Derek, I'm coming for you, motherfucker. We gotta get him like an exclusive like emo doll something.
Jessika: Yeah, a pair of sandals.
Alyssa Moreno: Figure it out, we'll figure it out. Like he's gonna ever those will go straight to the trash. He's like, Get the fuck out of here. We're gonna get you something, we're gonna think of something. But
Jessika: No, just the we'll we'll make him like the the foot jewelry like the
Alyssa Moreno: Ew, the one like the they look like they go through the toes. That has to be so uncomfy. I don't know how anyone wears that. Like that makes me gringe thinking about it. Like fucking jewelry between your toes. Dude, I saw this thing
Jessika: Ha ha ha.
Alyssa Moreno: the other day, speaking of feet, and they were like saying something like the grossest thing that your foot has ever touched or something, and this person wrote and said they had step stepped on a cockroach and they felt its antennas go between their toes.
Jessika: No, no, no.
Alyssa Moreno: Ha ha ha. I was like trying to picture that feeling, and I'm just like mortified. Like it's little antennas are like between your two toes.
Jessika: And on that note, I'm gonna be crying till next week. So
Alyssa Moreno: I know. and then also meet us in the mosh pit if you want to feel a cockroach and send it between your toe. Bye y'all.
Alyssa Moreno: Welcome back to Emo dolls. It's been a minute. And look, TBT
Jessika: Immidals.
Alyssa Moreno: shirt. Maybe we'll make more one of these days. Fun. my God.
Jessika: Who wants one? Who wants an emodol shirt? Drop comments.
Alyssa Moreno: Actually, our friend Izzy that we sit an emo dad
Jessika: Was he wearing his shirt?
Alyssa Moreno: to. No, he said a girl stole it from him. So now I have one left. I thought I might give it back to him because it's like his favorite shirt. Yeah. He said that he asked this girl to hold it. And then like she wouldn't give it back and he can't get it back from her now. I was like, well, I mean, I have one more
Jessika: Girlfriend
Alyssa Moreno: I now, like, we'll get you one. Like you don't have to like steal it, but he's he's like so
Jessika: We'll make you one.
Alyssa Moreno: upset about it. So I was like, I have one left, so I'll I'll send it to you or when I see you or whatever. So don't worry, Izzy. Yes.
Jessika: Izzy, don't worry. We got we got a shirt coming to you. so we've been A and yeah.
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah, sorry. Not totally our fault because A, it was my birthday thing, and then Jess got stuck in what was it DC?
Jessika: So on the way down I got stuck in DC. So a little recap for you guys. I went and surprised Alyssa for her birthday. Thank you, Danny, again for
Alyssa Moreno: She yeah. She jumped out of the back of Danny's like SUV, like the Kinjong guy from the hangover. In the desert. That's basically what she jumped out. I had actually
Jessika: dead.
Alyssa Moreno: had no idea. And I normally can like guess a little something. I had no idea. So I was excited.
Jessika: Yep. So I jumped out. but on the way down on the way down sorry, Ryan Cabrera moment. that was a jam. Try back Thursday, T V D.
Alyssa Moreno: On the way down. that was a jam back in the day. Yeah. Yeah.
Jessika: so on the way down my flight got delayed due to the battery in the plane being dead because just like a car, a plane has a battery. So then
Alyssa Moreno: Why my head went straight to like my vibrator, but it's fine.
Jessika: So then I I because of that, my next flight, my connecting flight in DC, I missed it. So I had to go hang out in DC for four hours before I got down to West Palm. But on my way back, first my flight got canceled. So you know how we thought it was for weather? It got it was getting delayed because of weather. And then American Airlines entire IT system went
Alyssa Moreno: Pay them.
Jessika: down. And all flights were grounded that night, so I wouldn't have been able to get out anyway. So then I went the next day and I got bumped twice.
Alyssa Moreno: Tell how much credit you got.
Jessika: I got three thousand dollars in flight credits, so psh your girl's hood rich in airport money.
Alyssa Moreno: don't forget about the little people over here that are not hood rich in some credit c credits from American Airlines, even though I hate them. My dad worked for them all growing up and I like they're the worst airline ever. They didn't
Jessika: I I'm like, God damn. That's the thing, I'm like, fuck. I had to get
Alyssa Moreno: used to be that bad, but they're like bad now. And their planes are old and smelly.
Jessika: I was looking, like 'cause like they offered me really cheap upgrades to first class. So I looked at the first class seats and I was like, these don't even look first class. There's no lay down.
Alyssa Moreno: No, they're janky as fuck. Like they're like, for two dollars and a piece of gum, you can go to first class. No.
Jessika: 'Cause nobody else wants to.
Alyssa Moreno: No, it's like crazy though, because like growing up, like again all in the 90s, 2000s, my dad worked for them and like we would get first class to like international, like to New York, like whatever. And like it was like so nice. They'd give you like a nice breakfast if it was an early morning flight. Like, they don't be doing shit like that anymore. And like
Jessika: they don't be doing anything anymore.
Alyssa Moreno: All them fucking seats are janky as
Jessika: I w
Alyssa Moreno: fuck.
Jessika: I want them to bring back when flying on an airline was like a luxurious experience.
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah, instead of like shower caps and s fucking what it I'm trying to say.
Jessika: shower caps. Girl, it is hard to find a shower cap.
Alyssa Moreno: I know we never got ours delivered. I'm sorry, sleeping caps and pajamas and I mean, I don't think anybody should have to dress up like in a bugging suit or anything, but like man, they'd be coming to the airport like while in.
Jessika: I still, even when I'm going to the airport dressed comfortably for a flight, I right. Like I still look.
Alyssa Moreno: I have my cutest cutest like leggings on and stuff. Cute and presentable. Yeah. Like these ones look like they just rolled out to bed and onto the tarmac, basically. But what are you gonna do? Yeah, long story short. That was it.
Jessika: Yeah. It's I don't understand. But yeah, so our catch up for the week. We we did that. I went down there. I feel like I should go grab the picture to show them the medieval times.
Alyssa Moreno: Which one? yeah, I gotta short grab it.
Jessika: I mean B R B. Alright. So for Alyssa's birthday, went down and surprised her and we went to the medieval times dinner dinner.
Alyssa Moreno: We slayed that shit. We went as donkey, dragon, and the fucking gingerbre gingy.
Jessika: G G
Alyssa Moreno: It was so fun. Honestly, that was such a good birthday.
Jessika: That was so much fun. That was such a great like
Alyssa Moreno: And you know damn well my girls got me VIP at medieval times because we don't do anything not VIP. I think we did something like one time without VIP and we were like, ooh, str trash.
Jessika: Yeah. so yeah, we did the VIP and Alyssa and I the night both threw us flowers.
Alyssa Moreno: And she got like the little sash that's like queen of the section or something. And I'm like, it's my birthday, but it's
Jessika: The the the knight's favor.
Alyssa Moreno: fine. It's fine. Our night was boring anyway, so whatever. Yeah,
Jessika: He was boring. We were cheering for another night.
Alyssa Moreno: the Viking daddy and Danny got his number.
Jessika: Viking daddy and he ended up being the winner of the tournament.
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah, and then Danny was like, I'm had a few shots, I'll go get
Jessika: was like Viking Daddy.
Alyssa Moreno: his number. So she got the winner of the tournament's number. So that's our girl. Danny, like
Jessika: Yes.
Alyssa Moreno: Danny's good at that show. She upgraded anyone's number. Ain't no she'll be it might take her a second to be like, Hey, like you should go do it. And then she'll be like, All right, I'll do it. But like she's good at it. She gets everybody's numbers.
Jessika: well I mean she's like hi I'm Danny, here's my number and it's like Yes He
Alyssa Moreno: I know. Okay.
Jessika: immediately we're like, I wonder how long it's gonna take him to text her and it was like we're not even out of the parking lot and he's like
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah, like we like just got into the car and it was like sup or hay or something like that. But he did not end up coming to hang out with us, which is fine. But she got his number and that's pretty cool. So yeah, he was tired though,
Jessika: Yeah, next time she's in Orlando.
Alyssa Moreno: and I get it, because they'd be they'd be doing their acting like a wrestler. Like they have their like he was all sweaty
Jessika: Well, right.
Alyssa Moreno: and like out of breath at the end. That's a lot of work. I haven't personally jousted, but
Jessika: Right. It is a lot of work. It's I love that you said that because I was watching SummerSlam and I was like, This is just like that's what I said. I was like,
Alyssa Moreno: It reminds me so much of wrestling. Yeah.
Jessika: this is like medieval times. It's like the same thing.
Alyssa Moreno: I know. And I loved wrestling growing up, so that makes sense. I don't know why I was like dinner in a tournament.
Jessika: I did too. And then I w I watched SummerSlam the other night and I was like, why did I stop watching wrestling? 'Cause
Alyssa Moreno: I know, I should start watching it again.
Jessika: it's actually really fun.
Alyssa Moreno: I don't even know all the new like old characters, wrestlers or whatever. But there's some old ones that are still on there though. Who?
Jessika: I don't know the characters either. Now it's like the rock's cousin.
Alyssa Moreno: The pebble? Really?
Jessika: No, they're really it's like legit The Rock's cousin. He just won the heavyweight champion. And he looks just
Alyssa Moreno: I didn't even know he had a cousin. I know his dad was a wrestler.
Jessika: yeah, he looks just like The Rock, but skinnier.
Alyssa Moreno: Weird.
Jessika: And he sounds just like The Rock.
Alyssa Moreno: That's kind of weird though. Like get your own they all have like their own like little
Jessika: Can you smell what the rock is cooking?
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah, but like they all have like their own like persona personality type like characters.
Jessika: Ja
Alyssa Moreno: So like I kinda think that's weird that he like kinda went and did exactly what his cousin did.
Jessika: Well, it's n I don't think he's trying to do exactly what his cousin's doing. It's just he happens to literally look just like him. Yeah, you gotta look him up. It's crazy. Anyway
Alyssa Moreno: I'm gonna have to look him up. Alrighty, so after I catch up, what else? What else?
Jessika: Well, what else did you do with the rest of your week? Because we just talked about it off screen. Alyssa then went to a pool party.
Alyssa Moreno: I went to an emo pool party and yeah, I played some bangers.
Jessika: I was gonna say, was the music good?
Alyssa Moreno: The music was good. The crowd was good. at one point, like they were doing the da-da-da-da-da. And ever and it was raining, and we were also like hitting the water. Okay, I wasn't hitting the water, but other people were to the beat of it. It was of cool. it was just
Jessika: Okay, that's fun.
Alyssa Moreno: it was a good time. I had fun and then we left early because we it was kind of like almost an hour south of us. So we wanted to get back. And then small ass world as usual. three of the people that I thought were just party guests or whatever at the emo pool party. And then one guy that was like DJing that I guess is local here that I didn't know. I've seen him around, but I don't know, I didn't know he was local. I get to like 45 minutes north of there to the Del Rey Ten Roof, and we walk in, and three of those pool party guests are a band playing that night at Ten Roof, and that Matt DJ guy was on stage because he's friends with them. And what a fucking small world. I had no idea that they had left the party early to go do that. So Cool, and they they were good, they were from Nashville, I believe, originally, and I forget their names, but
Jessika: Okay. Lots of music in Nashville.
Alyssa Moreno: I know I need to go to Nashville, I still haven't, but that's one place I haven't been, so turn that off. besides that,
Jessika: I wish I liked Nashville more.
Alyssa Moreno: I just want to go once because just because I
Jessika: Yeah.
Alyssa Moreno: haven't been, but like maybe like a one night thing and then like go over to Gallenberg or something like that, because I love Gallenberg. I mean.
Jessika: Yeah, I've been twice and well, maybe you can come with me to Tasha's wedding and we could do that. Yeah. Excuse me.
Alyssa Moreno: Maybe I could be your plus one. I love being a plus one. A plus one one. All right. So let's get this emo news today. Enough with us.
Jessika: All right, let's start off with Did you hear MySpace is coming back?
Alyssa Moreno: Yes. And then Tony from fucking Expired Optimism is like giving me straight facts of why it probably won't work. And I'm like, let me live in my deluland because I love my space so much. I'm gonna be coding. I'm gonna have them glitters falling.
Jessika: I was gonna say, what do you mean won't work? It's gonna work. It's a t it was a time, it was a vibe.
Alyssa Moreno: I loved it. I w I can't wait to put my music on my playlist and who's gonna be on your top eight.
Jessika: That's that's what I was gonna say. I know you're gonna be at the top of my top eight, but who else is
Alyssa Moreno: If I'm not number one, I'm gonna get a new co-host because I'm like petty like that.
Jessika: You will she really is. You will be number one on my top eight. And then next
Alyssa Moreno: Yes. Thank you. So
Jessika: will be the emo dolls My Space page.
Alyssa Moreno: Yep. And then number three, I'm gonna say probably a Lacey boy. Maybe just Lacey, the band
Jessika: Okay, okay.
Alyssa Moreno: will be number three. The number four moments of. Unless Lacey pisses me off, because sometimes they do, then it's like boom, moments of is being switched. Y'all know how fast I will fucking change up on your asses. And then obviously
Jessika: It's a it's
Alyssa Moreno: Chris Caraba said that I'm the number one fan. that's another thing. My
Jessika: yeah.
Alyssa Moreno: beautiful. Emo's not dead, Cruise community, and then Jessica, and well, she's part of it too. And then Danny, she's part of it. They all got together and got me a cameo from Chris Caraba from Dashboard. And he literally gave me like all the dad puns, which I was excited about. Like the hope this is hands down the best birthday ever.
Jessika: Hands down the best birthday.
Alyssa Moreno: he said something about I liked how he said, I hope you all have fun slain at medieval times, which I'm like, okay, pop off. And then he said, To the biggest dashboard fan. So like let one person argue with me say they're either the biggest because I will pop that video out so quick and be like, well that's weird because Chris Caraba said, I am. So boom, bam, you're dead. You'll get a new favorite band because I'm number one. So yeah, then it would be Chris Caraba because we're besties.
Jessika: It's so true. Yep. And yeah, if you go to the emo dolls YouTube page and it's not under the vodcast, but just under the emo dolls, you can see the full video with the cameo from Chris Caraba.
Alyssa Moreno: I love him. Thank you, Chris. also, I got two, of course. Like, wow, I'm shocked. Jared Leto accused of sexual misconduct by 10 women. He's the nine.
Jessika: I swear we have talked about this before and his weird ass fucking cults.
Alyssa Moreno: We did yeah, no, we did a scene court on him before because
Jessika: Yeah.
Alyssa Moreno: I was like, maybe we should scene court him and I'm like, wait, we already did that, his cult and how weird they are. And then also Simon O'Connor, the guitarist of Modest Mouse and also of MGMT, which I actually didn't know that, got outed for sending a suggested DM to a sixteen year old girl that's like a fan or something like that too. So I'm absol are we shocked? It's about as shocking
Jessika: wait, wait, I got
Alyssa Moreno: what?
Jessika: I I got another one because Ronnie Radke just called out the guitarist of Sleeping with Sirens again, I believe, and said
Alyssa Moreno: Wait, like Katie Maloney's boyfriend?
Jessika: possibly and said that it should be renamed Sleeping with Minors. And Ronnie Radke
Alyssa Moreno: Ooh, wow. Okay, okay, okay.
Jessika: doesn't come without receipts.
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah. No, he I will say that he usually has some backup of some shit. So like, yikes.
Jessika: Speaking of Roddy Radke, Elizabeth took this beautiful picture in the warped pour.
Alyssa Moreno: Let me see if I can find it. It's my god. Okay. First of all, this little janky fucking booth to take photos in. I went in by myself to take it. It doesn't really it just starts snapping. It doesn't do like a 3, 2, 1. Literally caught me off guard. I look like Ronnie Radke on it. Like the greasiest Ronnie Radke mugshot ever. Let me see if I can find it. And you know damn well I had to fucking like, I'm gonna put it on my story. I tagged him. Y'all, look, I look like Ronnie
Jessika: god. She tagged him. She tagged him. She's like Roddy Radke.
Alyssa Moreno: Radke. Wait, let me see. No, and then I put like right next to it and was like, I'm gonna tell my kids this is Ronnie Rodkey. I really did look like him though, but it's fine. I just feel like
Jessika: my god.
Alyssa Moreno: I'm that none of this stuff is kind of a shocker. It's kind of like, breaking news, fork found in kitchen type of thing when it comes to this misconduct. Shit found in toilet.
Jessika: No, seriously, but Jared let out and nobody's surprised. Shit bounded.
Alyssa Moreno: Literally like shocking news.
Jessika: Like, let's face the facts, guys. If you have a band that you love that's been around since the inception of emo music, chances are chances are there's an accusation against them.
Alyssa Moreno: Yep. So yeah, we have that. I don't I don't know if you were a fan of them. I think we've talked about them before. I really like the band Modern Baseball. Do you know really know any them? Okay, well, they haven't done anything in forever, but I they took like a hiatus since like 2017 and like a couple of the band members have done their own little things, which I don't really even know. But the lead singer from modern baseball, Brent Lucas, opened for Jeff Rosenstock in Chicago. And he literally hasn't done anything since 2017. so they're like hinting at like a reunion, which I was like
Jessika: Ooh, we love a reunion.
Alyssa Moreno: and then they also announced random as fuck. I don't know if it has anything to do with this or what, but I found out that they are now selling modern baseball merch at Zoomies. And I actually saw a really cute shirt that said like MOBO I want it. So I gotta go on there.
Jessika: I love zoomings.
Alyssa Moreno: I didn't even honestly I have 'cause I'm there's like no malls around here anymore except for like forty five minutes south and I just don't I buy everything online. I I didn't even know Zoomies was still around. So I'm excited about that.
Jessika: yeah. my oldest worked at Zoomies for a little bit last Christmas season. so I know.
Alyssa Moreno: We hate retail. Hate retail.
Jessika: I hated breaking retail. I don't know if you caught any of the fun clips on Instagram, reels, or on the TikTok, but Andy from Black Veil Brides was an official like interviewer at Warp Tour in Long Beach two weekends ago. my
Alyssa Moreno: I did not, but I love this.
Jessika: so he did everything like Like very sarcastic. Like he would sit down and be like Holy Wars. He was like, Did anybody ever tell you that you look like and sh he called the lead singer by some guy's name and they got up and walked out and then Kellen quit
Alyssa Moreno: This is remind of in between the ferns with what is that guy's name? Zag Aliphonakis. I love that. It's like
Jessika: That's exactly what it was. That's exactly what it was. So
Alyssa Moreno: funny, sarcastic, but also like that you make they make it feel real. Yeah.
Jessika: Right. So Kellen Quinn was like, dude, I thought we were friends. And he's like, We are friends, man. Now let's talk about your hair. And he's like,
Alyssa Moreno: Ha ha ha.
Jessika: You said we wouldn't talk about my hair. And it's like, I don't know if Kellen was really storming off or
Alyssa Moreno: I know you can't tell and I love that very much. Like I'm gonna have to look that up.
Jessika: So those are really good and everybody needs to go watch them and Andy needs to be at every warp tour doing that.
Alyssa Moreno: Do more of those. I would be a guest on that between the ferns.
Jessika: But like speaking of warp tour Long Beach, unfortunately, very sad news. a fan died after suffering a like major traumatic brain injury that we're assuming was in the pit. His parents are trying to piece together everything that happened. They got him to the hospital. Yeah, they got him to the hospital.
Alyssa Moreno: For a lawsuit. No, damn well.
Jessika: I guarantee you that's what they're doing is collecting evidence for a lawsuit.
Alyssa Moreno: One hundred percent. Yeah.
Jessika: he had multiple surgeries before passing.
Alyssa Moreno: I exceeded.
Jessika: Can you imagine like your whole life you wanted to go to Warp Tour, you didn't get to, you finally get to go to Warp Tour and you die in the mosh pit?
Alyssa Moreno: No, that would be terrible.
Jessika: It's like how many times do we joke and say, like, I can die now? I can die happy 'cause
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah, like so won't you kill me so I die happy type thing.
Jessika: So like
Alyssa Moreno: yeah, but maybe we should do another episode on mosh pit etiquette. I can't say the word. Yeah. Yeah.
Jessika: Another one on Moshpa etiquette. Yeah, we keep teaching you guys you don't listen.
Alyssa Moreno: No, maybe y'all should like share us more and comment at the bottom and share with all your friends and subscribe and so people
Jessika: yeah, and subscribe 'cause we forgot to tell you that at the beginning.
Alyssa Moreno: know and be safe in the mosh pit. Any more news? I have one more which is gonna lead us into or like our little topic today.
Jessika: I the only other piece of news I have is Avenge Sevenfold has up some new music and apparently not everybody likes it. So go check it out and let us know what you think. It's it's definitely a different
Alyssa Moreno: I haven't heard it yet, so I'm gonna have to go. Did you listen to it yet?
Jessika: sound. I just heard a little bit. Definitely a different
Alyssa Moreno: Because
Jessika: sound. It sounds almost more like gothic electronic.
Alyssa Moreno: Man, when they be throwing that electronic and I don't like that shit. I hate electronic type stuff. yeah.
Jessika: You lost me at electronic.
Alyssa Moreno: I love that song backcountry. So like that's such a jam. That is a fucking jam. well, my news that'll bring us into our main topic today is while I was at my pool party this weekend, so I met a new friend named Eric, my little gay friend I told you about, and he doesn't know any type of Emo music. Also, I just found out he used to skate for Disney on ice, which is another like he sent me some videos of it.
Jessika: my gosh, was he a prince?
Alyssa Moreno: I don't remember what he was, honestly.
Jessika: I need to know who he was friends with.
Alyssa Moreno: I'll send you the video of it. Like, but like I was like, wait, what? Because like I've honestly he has like a corporate job now, but he's like, Yeah, back when I was like a professional ice skater, and I was like, wait, what? And he's like, I never told you that. He's like, Yeah, I used to like travel with Disney on ice. I'm like, that's fucking cool.
Jessika: That's fun.
Alyssa Moreno: Really cool. So then he came to my birthday thing, even though like he doesn't know emo music, he got a ticket and he had so much fun. But he like started like a little like he kept doing Shazam and like making a playlist of songs he's gonna learn because like he decided he wants to be emo and likes it too. But he goes, Is yellow card emo? And I went, they're like considered like that, but like A, I hate them. And he goes, Because I know a song by them. Cause they have a song with the Dixie Chicks and I went, the fuck?
Jessika: Okay, so correction. We like yellow card, we don't like Ryan Key.
Alyssa Moreno: No, yeah. But I like a couple of songs, but I had no idea that and it's not the Dixie Chicks, it's Natalie the lead singer, but I had no
Jessika: Okay.
Alyssa Moreno: idea that I've heard this song before and it's her because like it doesn't really say like featuring Natalie unless you like Google into it. And it's called hold on. I had to go. I made a little playlist for this. It's called How I Go. And it's on their like lights and sounds album, which I never knew. So then I'm like, What other kind of weird ass collabs do I not know about with my like favorite bands? so I made like a little like listening thing, which are we gonna have to are we gonna have to fight with the YouTube over this? Probably that's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
Jessika: I always have to fight with YouTube every week with any music that we put in.
Alyssa Moreno: Right. Let me go to my playlist I made for today. Playlist. that episode, okay. Okay. And she does, she doesn't I don't think she really even has her own part, but she sings like the chorus with him a lot. And like I just
Jessika: Okay.
Alyssa Moreno: it's wild because I never knew it was her. And you keep me everybody floating along the eyes of melody comes to my thing. It's like a company drum, keeping the time while the symphony strong Again doesn't have
Jessika: Definitely not the best sound.
Alyssa Moreno: No, no, no. But she, I didn't even, I've heard that song before and I've heard like the girl in the background, but I didn't know that that was the lead senior of Dixie Chicks. So randomness
Jessika: That's so interesting.
Alyssa Moreno: fuck. So my next one, which probably you've heard of because you're a really big Fallout boy fan, but like I'm not, I don't hate them. I just don't really know them.
Jessika: Is it the demi lavato?
Alyssa Moreno: No, it is the Elton John. Yeah, and it's actually pretty good. It's called so I guess they did like an album in 2013 called like Save Rock and Roll. And it's I maybe like a they raise money for something because there's kind of like a I don't don't quote me on this like an Ethiopian kid on the front or something like I don't know. but they have a song with Elton John called this one is called Save Rock and Roll and it was in 2013. It's a little
Jessika: I can picture the cover. I know exactly what.
Alyssa Moreno: Ethiopian guy. I don't actually know what it it I'm just for a for a penny a day, it Fallout Boy.
Jessika: So Fallout Boy loves to do side quests.
Alyssa Moreno: do they?
Jessika: yeah. So I was actually gonna mention a couple of the Fallout Boy ones that I know, like Demi Lovato, Taylor Swift, like
Alyssa Moreno: No, I have some of those, so don't say I'm young. Well, no, I don't have the Fallout Boywood Taylor Swift one. I have a different one with a Taylor Swift.
Jessika: so so Fallout Boy, well, Patrick did a song with Taylor on one of her albums as a vault track. But then also very much famously at the Victoria's Secrets fashion show, Taylor Swift performed My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark with Fallout.
Alyssa Moreno: Nice. I do love a good little collab. this one is with where did it go? Fallout boy. Did I that's the one I didn't put on because I have two for that same album. That was crazy.
Jessika: yeah, no follow up boy loves a side quest.
Alyssa Moreno: That I never know, but here, we still have it though. Okay. Those actually look like Angelina Julie's kids, so they do. Maybe not Ethiopian. I'm terrible. But y'all know what I meant for a penny a day.
Jessika: For twenty five cents a day, you too.
Alyssa Moreno: So if I go to a minute. I
Jessika: Can save rock and roll.
Alyssa Moreno: love Ellen John.
Jessika: We I love Elton John.
Alyssa Moreno: Me too. Yeah Yellow Brick Road is probably one of my favorite songs of all time. It's so good. Tiny Dancer. Yeah, because of
Jessika: Tiny Dancer Tony Danza
Alyssa Moreno: Home McClose Tone and Dancer. That's I love that too. But it also reminds me of Almost Famous, which is like one of our favorite movies. So
Jessika: Always yeah, always always reminding us of almost famous.
Alyssa Moreno: the next one that is from the same album with Fallout Boy is Big Sean, the rapper. These are so crazy. I've never heard of these. let me go to if you go to two minutes and fifteen seconds, because I looked at this stuff so we didn't have to try to guess. Yeah, I know you said I could call me less I'm dying. Well I'm driving and I can't stop staring at my eyelids. But even though my eyes close, I still see you. I just hope that when you see me, I'm not see through. You know how we do. Sometimes I swear I need a day just for me to lay with some TNA. But the way we the way we do is deeper, baby, straight up chemistry. Would have never guessed big Sean did a song with Fallout Boy.
Jessika: Right.
Alyssa Moreno: this one I end up putting on my playlist because I really, really like it. It is Weezer with Lil Wayne. Never would I put those two together. This one is called Can't Stop Partying and it came out in 2009. And we will go to that one next. I also I don't like a lot of Rob, but I really like Lil Wayne.
Jessika: Okay, what's with all the rap crossovers?
Alyssa Moreno: I don't know. Do you remember do you know the remember the I didn't put it on the list because it's so fucking old and not actually like alternative, but remember fucking Tim McGraw and Nelly?
Jessika: my god.
Alyssa Moreno: That song drove me nuts. I absolutely fucking hated it. It was like that over and over again.
Jessika: Well, 'cause I was telling you too about the simple plan, big sh simple plan and Sean Paul.
Alyssa Moreno: What was the name of it? Ashanapala.
Jessika: gosh. Paradise something. I'll look it up. Simple Plan Sean Paul. Summer Paradise. I've got it. Let's
Alyssa Moreno: sorry, I just sorry.
Jessika: No, I just f What am I doing? Sorry, I break my phone. Yeah. Mink as I'm lifting up above the clouds away from you. yeah, that's Pierre Bouvet. That's cute.
Alyssa Moreno: Like that a sh a Shanapala.
Jessika: Shana Bala Simple Blu. hi, where'd Alyssa go?
Alyssa Moreno: My god. Just fell off out of nowhere. We're gonna have to edit that one out. Holy shit. We're good. We're back. Yeah.
Jessika: Welcome back to Emo Dolls.
Alyssa Moreno: So this is the can't stop party in Weezer.
Jessika: Weezer.
Alyssa Moreno: And my life is beautiful. And my girls are mutual. Okay, bitches, please are in a species. Please don't shoot me down because I'm an endangered species. My night's just hard. I love it. Also, when he says we're not an endangered species, it reminded me of that you and me, baby, ain't nothing but mammals, brother. Damn, that was a jam too.
Jessika: Ain't nothing but mammals Do it like they do on the Discovery Channel Waffle House
Alyssa Moreno: And I getting horny now. That song?
Jessika: like my waffle house dash browns.
Alyssa Moreno: my god, I forgot about that. Also, why were we listening to that? That's a weird song.
Jessika: Want you smothered, once you covered like my waffle hersh has brought.
Alyssa Moreno: And why are we listening to that? Is beyond me. Is that the Bloodhound gang? I didn't
Jessika: bloodhound gang? That's the bloodhound gang.
Alyssa Moreno: even realize that. Also, do you remember the butthole surfers? No, I am not the producer of the butthole surfers. Producer of surfers.
Jessika: We need to get you a t shirt. Battle server.
Alyssa Moreno: I liked that one song by them. It's like called The Fountain or something like that.
Jessika: Bam.
Alyssa Moreno: It's so good. we have Bring Me the Horizon and Ed Sharon. They did
Jessika: Well.
Alyssa Moreno: a remix for remember the song Bad Habits?
Jessika: Yeah.
Alyssa Moreno: It's actually pretty good as well, but it's I mean, it's he already had that song.
Jessika: I I'm gonna need you to send me this playlist.
Alyssa Moreno: I know they're pretty good. let me see. Bring me the horizon. Bad habits. Let me see. Let me go two minutes in. It's good. I love that. Yeah. I also love like you know I love like a emo goes
Jessika: Okay. All right. I dig it. I dig it.
Alyssa Moreno: pop bullshit like type thing. So
Jessika: I same pop goes punk.
Alyssa Moreno: this one's already on my playlist, but and you might know it, but Jelly Roll and Falling in Reverse, all my life. I love that song. I don't
Jessika: Yes, yes, I did know that one, yeah.
Alyssa Moreno: know if anyone else knows that song. They should. let me get On on. What where are we going? Jelly roll, one minute comes in. Please cut me some flat and you want me my house. That's yeah, that's a jam. I love that. And actually bunnies in that video too. They're all like dressed Western and like Ronnie Radkey and everything. It's pretty cool music video. I like it. this
Jessika: I've seen it. No, it is a good music video. It is. That just came out a couple of years ago.
Alyssa Moreno: yeah, probably like less than two. I didn't look at the year for that, but yeah. this one I can't stand. And I love both of them, but that it's just stupid. me from Taylor Swift and Britannierie from Panic at the Disco, it's literally dumb as fuck. But we'll play it for them because my god. Yeah,
Jessika: It's definitely not my favorite song off the lover album.
Alyssa Moreno: no it's stupid. Come on with me. It's gonna be like me. I'm gonna switch it to that stupid part that's like
Jessika: One of these things is not like the other. Yeah. Spelling is fun.
Alyssa Moreno: Or they can start doing the ABCs or something. I hate it. It's stupid.
Jessika: Yeah, Taylor also has Castle Crumbling with Hailey Williams of Paramore.
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah, no, they're besties, of course.
Jessika: So Tae Tay like collects emos like infinity stones. We definitely have
Alyssa Moreno: I think we I think we've talked about how she's just she's like the Capybara of Emo. She gets along with every genre. So we'll name her. She is. I should also draw up a Capybara version of Haley Williams and send it to her. I might do that. That'll be my next art project because
Jessika: I love that.
Alyssa Moreno: our friend of mine was asking me what was my last art project, and I was like, I don't know. And I haven't been feeling inspired, but now I'm doing feeling inspired for a Capybara that looks like Hayley Williams. Got it.
Jessika: I love it.
Alyssa Moreno: This is actually a jam too, and it's a remix of her already done song, Demi Lovato, but with Bert McCracken.
Jessika: how have I not heard this?
Alyssa Moreno: I had to like I did some Googling today because I didn't want just like the usuals and then like I did some searching and I was like, whoa, this is good. give your heart a break, the rock version with Jimmy
Jessika: I love that sock.
Alyssa Moreno: Lovato and Robbie the Used. Let's see. He comes in at I think fifty-five seconds.
Jessika: I actually like that song too, so that's wild.
Alyssa Moreno: It's a good one. Like that one.
Jessika: I know, it's hard to hear. I'm gonna do some fancy editing.
Alyssa Moreno: Okay. I think I have like two more. I'm sure there's a million more, but I figured we have to we only have a certain amount of time.
Jessika: while you're looking at those, I'm just gonna share with everybody that I finished my trifecta of May Day albums. Yes so I have
Alyssa Moreno: Love it. God, I love those covers so much. Love, love, love.
Jessika: So this one is the the Tor exclusive that is numbered in the corner, one of three hundred. And I caught the guitar pick. So I've got that in there with some of the confetti from the show 'cause
Alyssa Moreno: What'd you do? Just like open the plastic just a little bit to slip in the guitar pick. you can open okay. One little tiny slit. Put it in there. Remind reminded me of Cl what is that game
Jessika: Yeah, the plastic is like it's got a little yeah, it had a little safety cover on it. So
Alyssa Moreno: on Price is right? The Clinko Blinko game? Is it
Jessika: Plinko.
Alyssa Moreno: Clinko? That's what I pictured you doing at the top.
Jessika: Yeah, it was blinkoing. so I've got I've got that one. That one's really, really cool. And that's the sweet album. And then for sad, I have the limited red ripple cut color D2C exclusive. So I believe this is also one of 300, if not one of 150.
Alyssa Moreno: Nice.
Jessika: and then this the last one, the sugar. I got this one is a really pretty pink that was exclusive to Newberry Comics and was one of 300. So
Alyssa Moreno: Hmm. I literally love those fucking covers so much.
Jessika: I do too. And the back's so pretty.
Alyssa Moreno: Yeah. honestly, the other two songs, we don't even have to play them, but if you want to look them up, A Day to Remember and a guy named Hardy. They have a song called Radio Song, which is good. Jess, I'm gonna send you this, so don't even worry. And
Jessika: Okay. All right.
Alyssa Moreno: then All Time Low does their song Monster with Dimi Lovato, which is really good too.
Jessika: I think I have heard.
Alyssa Moreno: That one's pretty good too. But that brings us to our sad girl song of the day. Do you want to go first?
Jessika: Sure, so today I Fallout Boy.
Alyssa Moreno: Shocker. Actually spill canvas would have been shocker, but
Jessika: was gonna say, come on. So I it up a second ago, but then I was searching for that Sean Paul simple plan. So we're
Alyssa Moreno: Sean Kingston. Mm-hmm.
Jessika: just gonna go back to we are kicking it old school with Grand Theft Autumn.
Alyssa Moreno: Her daughter was named after that.
Jessika: No.
Alyssa Moreno: It wasn't.
Jessika: My daughter was named after from Autumn to Ashes, but close.
Alyssa Moreno: Why did I think it was Script Theft Autumn? Her son's name is
Jessika: It was r feta from autumn to ashes.
Alyssa Moreno: after the movie Goodwill Hunting. He's hunter. Yes, something. Just yeah.
Jessika: Or the deer hunter. He wasn't named after anything, let's be real. I just liked that name. But Autumn was from Autumn to Ashes. so it goes, Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Maybe he won't find out what I know. You were the last good thing about this part of town. Boom boy tonight. I hope he is a gentleman.
Alyssa Moreno: I feel like my little John and Keller said that about me.
Jessika: Maybe he won't find out what I know. You were the last good thing about this part of town.
Alyssa Moreno: won't find out what I know for the last good thing about this part of town
Jessika: When I wake
Alyssa Moreno: Where?
Jessika: up, I'm really gonna take my chances home. It's for you. I should be here. I love that song so much. It like totally takes me back to high school.
Alyssa Moreno: It's like an emo night staple. Emo night staple for real. I love that thing. Yeah.
Jessika: It yeah, it takes me back to high school like immediately. So what's your sad girl song of the week?
Alyssa Moreno: actually a new song from Mayday Parade. I'm pretty sure from the sugar album. it's called Lying to Myself. And it's man, I just I've always liked Mayday Parade, but like
Jessika: I just love me some May Day.
Alyssa Moreno: I've gotten more obsessed with them like in the past like five years. Like they're just so good.
Jessika: I can't wait to see them on the boat.
Alyssa Moreno: Me either ever. so some of the lyrics is don't pretend it's something we're not and I won't pretend I to care anymore. Spend the truth because that or you can't take. It's like nothing really matters in the end. I set this up with confidence, it only ends in loneliness. Derek, who broke you? I love you. Who broke you? Derek, my heart. I wanna interview him so bad.
Jessika: We love Derek. So bad. So well, we're going to on the boat this year.
Alyssa Moreno: Derek, I'm coming for you, motherfucker. We gotta get him like an exclusive like emo doll something.
Jessika: Yeah, a pair of sandals.
Alyssa Moreno: Figure it out, we'll figure it out. Like he's gonna ever those will go straight to the trash. He's like, Get the fuck out of here. We're gonna get you something, we're gonna think of something. But
Jessika: No, just the we'll we'll make him like the the foot jewelry like the
Alyssa Moreno: Ew, the one like the they look like they go through the toes. That has to be so uncomfy. I don't know how anyone wears that. Like that makes me gringe thinking about it. Like fucking jewelry between your toes. Dude, I saw this thing
Jessika: Ha ha ha.
Alyssa Moreno: the other day, speaking of feet, and they were like saying something like the grossest thing that your foot has ever touched or something, and this person wrote and said they had step stepped on a cockroach and they felt its antennas go between their toes.
Jessika: No, no, no.
Alyssa Moreno: Ha ha ha. I was like trying to picture that feeling, and I'm just like mortified. Like it's little antennas are like between your two toes.
Jessika: And on that note, I'm gonna be crying till next week. So
Alyssa Moreno: I know. and then also meet us in the mosh pit if you want to feel a cockroach and send it between your toe. Bye y'all.
